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00:00:00.000 Thanks for all the things you can't tell.

00:00:02.000 No matter where my bed, ooh, it's really good. You should know.

00:00:06.000 No matter where my bed, ooh, it's really good. Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh.

00:00:11.000 No matter where my bed, ooh, it's really good. You should know.

00:00:15.000 And now for the adventures of the White Privilege Boy.

00:00:20.000 Oh, boy.

00:00:20.000 you you

00:00:24.000 Now, okay, Timmy, Bobby, and Johnny, if I've told you once, I've told you a thousand times.

00:00:28.000 I need you to put your guns down.

00:00:30.000 Can't I just keep my gun on me trained on you for just a little longer?

00:00:36.000 Now, boys, you know I'm not supposed to let you do that.

00:00:40.000 All right, just make sure it's unloaded.

00:00:43.000 Okay now, okay now, at least turn off that tack light.

00:00:46.000 You're blinding my eyes.

00:00:48.000 What am I going to do with you, you little rapscallions? 0.74

00:00:51.000 Ow! 1.00

00:00:52.000 Oh, those boys.

00:00:54.000 What pickle will they find themselves in next?

00:00:57.000 Stay tuned for next week's installment of Adventures of the White Privilege Boys.

00:01:02.000 DramaStud.com This fall, six cities prepare for two rebels with a cause.

00:01:24.000 The White Privilege Boys.

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00:02:33.000 Ahoy! 0.99

00:02:34.000 I hope everyone's well today.

00:02:36.000 Welcome to Louder with Crowder with Dave.

00:02:41.000 Also, I would like to welcome some of the other members that will be joining me today.

00:02:45.000 Gerald A.

00:02:47.000 How are you, sir?

00:02:47.000 Ahoy, how about you?

00:02:48.000 I am doing well.

00:02:49.000 Was that nutmeg?

00:02:50.000 Give me that nutmeg.

00:02:51.000 Nutmeg, yes.

00:02:51.000 Nutmeg flavored tea.

00:02:52.000 Nutmeg flavored tea.

00:02:54.000 Tea! Oh!

00:02:55.000 It's June tea.

00:02:57.000 Nth.

00:02:57.000 Alright.

00:02:59.000 Starting strong today.

00:03:02.000 Yes, that's what we're doing.

00:03:03.000 We're opening it up big.

00:03:04.000 We got, of course, we got Tocanown.

00:03:06.000 Ahoy there.

00:03:07.000 How are you?

00:03:08.000 Good.

00:03:08.000 Casey Kasem.

00:03:10.000 Good morning.

00:03:11.000 There you go.

00:03:11.000 How are you?

00:03:11.000 We'll go Kasem.

00:03:12.000 Yeah, I like that one.

00:03:14.000 Tim the Toolman.

00:03:15.000 Morning.

00:03:16.000 Good morning.

00:03:17.000 And of course, Quarterback Garrett.

00:03:18.000 Welcome to the show.

00:03:19.000 Yo! 1.00

00:03:20.000 Hey, what's up?

00:03:21.000 How you doing?

00:03:21.000 Dude, I'm doing good.

00:03:22.000 Thanks for having me back on.

00:03:23.000 Thank you for coming in.

00:03:24.000 No problem.

00:03:25.000 That's what I like to say.

00:03:25.000 I love you, bro.

00:03:26.000 I love you, brother.

00:03:28.000 And Lay in the Brain, how are you doing today?

00:03:29.000 I'm good, but that high energy introduction, I don't think I can really match it quite yet, so I'm going to try to get in that level pretty soon.

00:03:35.000 Get up there.

00:03:36.000 A lot of pressure sitting next to you.

00:03:37.000 Get on up!

00:03:39.000 To the east side.

00:03:41.000 We are in a deluxe apartment.

00:03:43.000 In the sky.

00:03:44.000 That's right.

00:03:45.000 And Crowd Daddy had to sit out today, but we miss him, we love him.

00:03:49.000 And I want to tell you guys, please check us out on our tour, Rebels With a Cause.

00:03:56.000 You can check us out at louderwithcrowder.com slash tour.

00:04:00.000 Go ahead and check out all the dates there.

00:04:02.000 And you can catch me July 9th in Lapeer, Michigan.

00:04:06.000 At Flanagan's Pub.

00:04:07.000 Please come out.

00:04:08.000 Enjoy that show.

00:04:09.000 Oh, Flanagan.

00:04:10.000 You will enjoy it.

00:04:11.000 Oh, Mr. Flanagan.

00:04:11.000 Oh, Flanagan.

00:04:13.000 We're gonna play bagpipes.

00:04:15.000 It'll be a good Irish funeral. 1.00

00:04:17.000 We'll be drunk.

00:04:18.000 And we'll tell jokes.

00:04:19.000 Yes, we'll have, it'll be fun.

00:04:20.000 Oh, cirrhosis.

00:04:22.000 Not a surprise.

00:04:23.000 Alcohol poisoning.

00:04:25.000 Who would have thought?

00:04:26.000 Never saw it coming.

00:04:27.000 Not of an Irish. 1.00

00:04:29.000 And then let's talk about question of the day.

00:04:32.000 What's the worst Father's Day you've ever received or given?

00:04:36.000 Gifts can be tricky.

00:04:39.000 What did I say, gift?

00:04:40.000 Well, you didn't.

00:04:42.000 What did I say?

00:04:44.000 Just the worst Father's Day you've ever been given, which actually may be even funnier.

00:04:52.000 Yeah, that's true.

00:04:53.000 Maybe it's just Maury.

00:04:54.000 That's not mine! 0.99

00:04:56.000 99.999 Yeah, just Maury Povich

00:05:00.000 where they're like, I love when it's like you're not the father and the dude's doing somersaults

00:05:04.000 and kickflips And the kid's crying in the front row

00:05:08.000 Oh that's the best, when the kid's like 8 and understands how happy

00:05:12.000 the guy is not to be his father It's like, I've been raising him

00:05:16.000 for 8 years, just leave Now he's been abandoned twice.

00:05:22.000 Thanks Maury.

00:05:23.000 Thanks for having me.

00:05:24.000 Montel, good guy.

00:05:26.000 Oh Montel, great.

00:05:28.000 I like Jordan more.

00:05:29.000 Or Jerry.

00:05:30.000 Jerry!

00:05:31.000 Jerry!

00:05:32.000 Jerry invented it.

00:05:33.000 He did.

00:05:35.000 He's the problem.

00:05:36.000 He's the OG.

00:05:36.000 Patient Zero.

00:05:37.000 Well, he's the one who wrote a check to a prostitute when he was mayor of Cincinnati. 0.95

00:05:43.000 That's right. 0.88

00:05:44.000 He's never had cash. 0.99

00:05:46.000 And then he was like, well, he'll just be a scumbag TV host. 0.99

00:05:48.000 And he was right! 0.98

00:05:51.000 And that's why I'm a fan.

00:05:53.000 I always used to watch Baywatch and Jerry After School.

00:05:58.000 Back to back.

00:05:59.000 That was a good idea.

00:06:02.000 Yeah it was.

00:06:03.000 And you turned out perfect.

00:06:05.000 Just fine.

00:06:06.000 Look at you now.

00:06:08.000 I shouldn't do that.

00:06:09.000 That's been clipped.

00:06:10.000 All right.

00:06:11.000 Can we cut that slide?

00:06:12.000 Cut that?

00:06:13.000 No?

00:06:13.000 Well I got some good... It will be cut and used against me.

00:06:17.000 A random TikToker has finally admitted to the purpose of neopronouns.

00:06:23.000 Hmm, exciting.

00:06:24.000 So neopronouns are any set of pronouns that aren't officially recognized in the language that you use.

00:06:31.000 Someone might use neopronouns because This is from the site NoFans.

00:06:36.000 might give them dysphoria or using Neo's could give someone gender euphoria. 0.95

00:06:42.000 I use them because they give me euphoria because I really enjoy confusing people

00:06:49.000 with my gender identity which sounds kind of weird but it gives me euphoria

00:06:55.000 so whatever.

00:06:56.000 I really like using they, them and fae, fair in conversation, like when I'm talking.

00:07:02.000 And I really like using BonBonSelf, like if I'm texting someone or I guess just on the internet.

00:07:11.000 Um, that's the way I like using them.

00:07:14.000 So an example of fair pronouns could be, I really like the jacket today.

00:07:19.000 It's my favorite color.

00:07:21.000 They like the color purple.

00:07:23.000 An example of Bon Jovi self-pronouns could be, Bon showed up on my For You page today.

00:07:30.000 Bon really likes using Neo pronouns.

00:07:32.000 So she admits they're nonsense.

00:07:35.000 Ah, yeah, absolutely. 1.00

00:07:36.000 She's just a jerk. 1.00

00:07:37.000 Did she say bon-bon self? 1.00

00:07:39.000 Bon-bon or bun-bun?

00:07:40.000 Was it bon-bon?

00:07:41.000 I think she's making it up.

00:07:43.000 She doesn't even know.

00:07:44.000 She doesn't know.

00:07:45.000 She likes confusing people.

00:07:46.000 She likes pissing people off. 0.80

00:07:47.000 Good luck in life.

00:07:49.000 Well, that's what she said, therefore, is to confuse you.

00:07:52.000 And it's like, right, that was the agenda.

00:07:54.000 Yeah, and it gives me euphoria.

00:07:56.000 Yeah, that's really just SSRIs.

00:07:58.000 That's not euphoria.

00:07:58.000 Yeah, that's not.

00:08:00.000 STIs?

00:08:01.000 SSRIs?

00:08:03.000 I'm sure she has both.

00:08:05.000 I'm sure she's on lithium and has STIs.

00:08:09.000 I don't know.

00:08:10.000 I like confusing people and myself.

00:08:12.000 I just, I do this with my hands.

00:08:14.000 She didn't blink one time in the whole video.

00:08:16.000 I'm distracting you.

00:08:17.000 No?

00:08:17.000 Oh no.

00:08:18.000 Yeah, she probably has to remind herself to wet her eyes every half hour. 1.00

00:08:24.000 Dry eyes.

00:08:26.000 Why do you have dry eyes?

00:08:27.000 I'm stuffed with pills.

00:08:30.000 And I can't blink.

00:08:32.000 Help me.

00:08:35.000 Oh, you've ruined blue hair. 1.00

00:08:36.000 Remember when it was cool in SLC Punk?

00:08:39.000 A little bit.

00:08:39.000 It was awesome back in the day.

00:08:40.000 I remember thinking it was cool.

00:08:41.000 It's like, oh man, I want to get... It got repurposed.

00:08:43.000 Get some hair color.

00:08:45.000 Reappropriated.

00:08:46.000 Yeah, I'm bringing it back.

00:08:47.000 I'm bringing my mohawk back, I'm dying blue, and I'm going full LPGA.

00:08:54.000 Well, Dave, it was nice to have worked with you.

00:08:55.000 I mean, that look is in right now.

00:09:01.000 It is.

00:09:02.000 It's hot.

00:09:02.000 No, it's not.

00:09:03.000 It is.

00:09:04.000 It is.

00:09:04.000 You can't deny it.

00:09:05.000 That's what all the kids are doing.

00:09:07.000 I can't deny it.

00:09:07.000 You can't deny it.

00:09:08.000 I'm a straight rider.

00:09:09.000 You don't want to.

00:09:10.000 I can't say other words.

00:09:12.000 No.

00:09:12.000 I know.

00:09:13.000 It'll be thrown off of YouTube because it's so good.

00:09:16.000 Moral.

00:09:17.000 Not on Juneteenth.

00:09:18.000 No, not on Juneteenth.

00:09:19.000 Well, it's not Juneteenth, technically.

00:09:20.000 It's the day that Juneteenth is observed for a federal holiday.

00:09:24.000 Juneteenth is a state of mind.

00:09:26.000 Yes.

00:09:27.000 Oh, wow.

00:09:27.000 Lane knows the struggle.

00:09:30.000 Right.

00:09:30.000 Well, now he's ginger.

00:09:31.000 I'm sitting next to someone that is almost fully black.

00:09:34.000 I almost feel the struggle.

00:09:36.000 Yeah.

00:09:36.000 Every day I think about it.

00:09:37.000 An osmosis struggle.

00:09:39.000 Are you excited that they finally... I'm so happy to... What day was it?

00:09:43.000 Was it today?

00:09:44.000 It was yesterday.

00:09:45.000 Today's observed.

00:09:47.000 He celebrated for six hours yesterday because that's all he's allowed.

00:09:50.000 That and Kwanzaa.

00:09:52.000 Favorite holidays that were made up.

00:09:53.000 Exactly.

00:09:54.000 Today's the day that white people acknowledge that yesterday happened.

00:10:00.000 And history.

00:10:02.000 Did you see Bill Nye, his tweet?

00:10:05.000 No.

00:10:06.000 America was built on the backs of slavery.

00:10:09.000 And it was like, yeah, and like, you know, settlers and a bunch of other people as well.

00:10:13.000 Yeah.

00:10:14.000 It was mostly killing natives. 0.92

00:10:15.000 Come on, be specific.

00:10:17.000 Thank you, Bill.

00:10:18.000 Can you just do science experiments for kids now?

00:10:21.000 Yeah.

00:10:21.000 Thanks.

00:10:22.000 And talk about butt stuff, like your song. 0.75

00:10:24.000 That was great.

00:10:25.000 Oh, that was his tweet?

00:10:27.000 Oh, he dressed up.

00:10:31.000 He can be brilliant or fashionable.

00:10:33.000 You can't be both, Dave.

00:10:34.000 No, that's true.

00:10:34.000 He can't be brilliant.

00:10:35.000 Please don't give that to him.

00:10:36.000 Apparently you can do it both halfway.

00:10:39.000 He's TV science.

00:10:41.000 Yeah, he's TV science.

00:10:42.000 I could be TV science.

00:10:43.000 Just put a prompter in front of me and I'll pretend like I know what I'm talking about.

00:10:47.000 I'm doing it right now.

00:10:48.000 So, former Vice President Biden decided to take a two-wheeler out for a ride on Saturday.

00:10:55.000 It didn't go well.

00:10:57.000 Yay, Mr. President!

00:11:03.000 Oh, no!

00:11:05.000 Oh Oh

00:11:10.000 Sure left the training wheels on.

00:11:12.000 Come on, man.

00:11:14.000 We've all fallen off of bikes before, you know?

00:11:16.000 It happens.

00:11:17.000 I was 12.

00:11:17.000 He's like 108 years old.

00:11:21.000 Come on, man.

00:11:22.000 Yeah, that's true.

00:11:23.000 I mean, that's true.

00:11:24.000 It's not like we should judge someone's capacity to do their job on their ability to ride a bike.

00:11:30.000 Look at what Fox News saw on Saturday at Rehoboth Beach, Delaware.

00:11:35.000 This is Joe Biden out there on a vigorous bike ride.

00:11:38.000 Vigorous.

00:11:39.000 Not wearing a helmet, but definitely wearing a mask, by the way.

00:11:42.000 Oh my God.

00:11:43.000 Fox's narrative and Talk Radio's narrative for months has been that Joe Biden is falling apart.

00:11:49.000 Pizza, pizza.

00:11:49.000 You just heard Ben Shapiro say it.

00:11:50.000 Falling apart.

00:11:53.000 And there he is riding a bike, out for a bike ride, and Fox of all networks is the one that showed it happened.

00:12:00.000 I stand corrected.

00:12:01.000 Time to brush off the old 25th Amendment. 0.87

00:12:03.000 Yes.

00:12:04.000 I love that he was wearing a mask out in the great outdoors.

00:12:07.000 Well, it's important.

00:12:08.000 It's as important as Brian Stelter is to news.

00:12:11.000 How many times has he flipped a bike because he heard an ice cream truck?

00:12:15.000 And pulled a hard left.

00:12:16.000 It's like, hold on, get my foot out of this thing.

00:12:18.000 Yeah, just ran out the door and just tripped over his own croc, smashed his face.

00:12:24.000 Oh, I wanted an eclair.

00:12:26.000 I got hung up with my purse.

00:12:28.000 I gotta admit, when I first saw this clip, I was like, oh, okay, well, I've actually almost fallen over doing the exact same thing.

00:12:35.000 So if you're riding, if you're a cyclist and you're riding and you clip your feet in, sometimes you try to unclip and it doesn't come out.

00:12:40.000 And I was like, wait, but he's not clipped in.

00:12:43.000 No, he was riding a huffy.

00:12:44.000 Yeah, he had the simplest, like, stick your foot, your toes in here and that'll keep your toes from coming out.

00:12:49.000 All I had to do was boop.

00:12:51.000 Well, why are they having him do this?

00:12:52.000 He's had trouble climbing, you know, stairs.

00:12:56.000 Just walking is difficult for him.

00:12:59.000 Right.

00:12:59.000 You shouldn't have him doing anything.

00:13:01.000 Well, you notice that he was wearing a helmet this time.

00:13:03.000 The Secret Service is like, we cannot take any more chances, sir.

00:13:07.000 You should have him in an airport.

00:13:09.000 Every time he gets into Air Force One, just put a helmet on him.

00:13:12.000 When his PR person rolled out his plan for the day, did this not occur to them?

00:13:16.000 Literally rolled out, because it's a bike.

00:13:17.000 Yeah.

00:13:17.000 That's what- yeah.

00:13:18.000 Sorry.

00:13:18.000 Go on.

00:13:19.000 LOL.

00:13:19.000 Pfft.

00:13:20.000 Hahahahaha.

00:13:22.000 LOL.

00:13:22.000 Was there not- Was this not the obvious end to the day?

00:13:27.000 All paths lead to Joe Biden falling off the bike.

00:13:30.000 They should plan around that.

00:13:32.000 This is a red flag.

00:13:33.000 Let's worry about him being on a bike with no training wheels on.

00:13:38.000 He can't walk, man.

00:13:41.000 Biden says he's okay, though.

00:13:43.000 He didn't exactly say he's okay.

00:13:46.000 It was more like a weird game of charades.

00:13:50.000 Mr. President, how are you feeling?

00:13:51.000 How are you feeling, sir?

00:13:53.000 Step, step, step.

00:13:54.000 Good!

00:13:54.000 There you go.

00:13:56.000 I think he just pooped himself.

00:13:59.000 He remembers that move from the Playboy Club in the 60s.

00:14:01.000 Throw him back up.

00:14:06.000 Listen, um, based on that, are we sure he didn't suffer any, like, you know, brain damage or something like that during that fall?

00:14:11.000 Well, there was, uh, brain bleeding, a little bit of a seizure, um, and he's having trouble talking.

00:14:16.000 So no, he's fine.

00:14:17.000 Exactly the same.

00:14:18.000 Totally normal then.

00:14:19.000 Nothing changed.

00:14:19.000 Okay.

00:14:20.000 All right.

00:14:20.000 Baseline for him.

00:14:21.000 Can't tell.

00:14:22.000 No, it's totally good.

00:14:23.000 Yeah, I think I'm with you.

00:14:24.000 I don't know why anybody would pull out, like, we should have him ride a bike.

00:14:28.000 You know, then we'll have him juggle, maybe do magic.

00:14:31.000 And then afterwards he'll hop a couple of times to let the media know that he's spry.

00:14:35.000 Super dexterous. 0.91

00:14:36.000 Someone in that administration is trying to kill him.

00:14:38.000 I'm thinking the same thing. 0.58

00:14:41.000 That's the vice president.

00:14:42.000 On the itinerary, like, you know, pogo stick. 0.99

00:14:45.000 Let's do some pogo stick next time. 0.54

00:14:46.000 Yeah, let's juggle flaming darts. 0.99

00:14:49.000 You can do all this.

00:14:49.000 Let's play jarts.

00:14:53.000 Watch him lawn dart.

00:14:55.000 Oh my gosh. 1.00

00:14:55.000 Watch him kill everyone. 1.00

00:14:56.000 Mr. Vice President, you ever tried to tame a cobra? 0.96

00:14:59.000 Wow, that's a great idea.

00:15:01.000 I think I can do it.

00:15:01.000 Give me the shades.

00:15:04.000 Alright, so I wear a top hat and I have a stool and there's a line.

00:15:07.000 I can do that.

00:15:07.000 Yeah, yeah.

00:15:08.000 No problem.

00:15:09.000 Me and my friend Praheed, we used to do that in Mumbai.

00:15:11.000 Yeah.

00:15:12.000 We spent time there.

00:15:14.000 Praheed.

00:15:14.000 I spent more time with Indians than any president that ever existed.

00:15:17.000 That's true. 1.00

00:15:18.000 Nazi fags. 1.00

00:15:19.000 Oh boy. 0.99

00:15:21.000 Now, I'm sure you guys all saw the new Buzz Lightyear movie.

00:15:25.000 Hell no.

00:15:26.000 No.

00:15:26.000 Yeah, I refuse.

00:15:27.000 I totally missed that one.

00:15:28.000 Oh, I guess I also didn't.

00:15:31.000 But it debuted this weekend and it was a giant, big, stinking flop.

00:15:37.000 Neither did anybody else.

00:15:38.000 Well, that's odd.

00:15:39.000 That's so weird when you take the star out.

00:15:42.000 Yeah.

00:15:43.000 The film grossed $51 million, which was far behind its projections, you know, of $70 million.

00:15:49.000 Lowest Pixar debut of all time, right behind Cars 3.

00:15:53.000 Pixar's usually pretty good about releasing popular films.

00:15:59.000 It's kind of the general idea that Disney sucks and people are starting to figure that out.

00:16:04.000 They're ruining everything. 0.63

00:16:05.000 I always thought the lowest Pixar movie was Schindler's List 2.

00:16:11.000 Yeah.

00:16:12.000 I like the boogaloo.

00:16:13.000 Shouldn't have made that one a funny one.

00:16:14.000 My favorite one.

00:16:14.000 No.

00:16:15.000 It was a boogaloo though.

00:16:16.000 There was a lot of dancing in it.

00:16:18.000 A lot.

00:16:18.000 It was very disco.

00:16:20.000 Yeah, and you're like, they don't look healthy enough to dance, but they get down.

00:16:23.000 They get down, man.

00:16:24.000 Without cardboard energy.

00:16:26.000 You gotta fight against the power.

00:16:27.000 Yeah, amen.

00:16:28.000 With dance.

00:16:28.000 I hate boxing.

00:16:30.000 That's how they get their country back.

00:16:35.000 The film finished just behind Jurassic World, which is also horrible.

00:16:41.000 Which is a horrible movie.

00:16:42.000 Imagine you're Pixar.

00:16:45.000 Disney-Pixar, right?

00:16:46.000 Right.

00:16:46.000 And you finish behind a movie that's the third movie in a bad trilogy.

00:16:51.000 In its second weekend.

00:16:52.000 In its second weekend.

00:16:53.000 Right.

00:16:54.000 Wow.

00:16:55.000 Well, why do you keep making it?

00:16:56.000 You're Disney.

00:16:57.000 You're like, you know, we need to keep being woke and going in the completely wrong direction.

00:17:01.000 What you've never done, you've never been moral before.

00:17:03.000 Why are you doing it now?

00:17:07.000 I don't know.

00:17:08.000 I really do think it's audiences figuring it out.

00:17:11.000 Their marketing strategy of doing this whole LGBT thing and saying, screw you, literally the week it opens with Chris Evans saying they're all dinosaurs. 0.99

00:17:23.000 Dinosaurs. 1.00

00:17:24.000 Anybody that thinks differently than me, they're all going to die off. 0.88

00:17:28.000 That's great marketing. 0.97

00:17:30.000 Ironic.

00:17:30.000 Oh, we're going to get to that actually.

00:17:32.000 That's called foreshadowing.

00:17:33.000 That is foreshadowing indeed.

00:17:35.000 It's a literary framing.

00:17:37.000 It also barely beat Top Gun, which is in its third week at the box office.

00:17:41.000 And it's still killing it.

00:17:42.000 It's above this.

00:17:43.000 It's good that you brought that up.

00:17:47.000 Experts are scratching their heads trying to figure out where it all went wrong.

00:17:51.000 But it definitely wasn't because of this.

00:17:54.000 Whenever you do something about representation or diversity or whatever, you always push back.

00:18:00.000 I mean, how would you counter that, I suppose? 1.00

00:18:03.000 Well, I mean, the real truth is those people are idiots. 1.00

00:18:06.000 I mean, I think throughout history you can see every time there's been social advancement as the wake up. 1.00

00:18:15.000 The American story, the human story, is one of constant social awakening and growth.

00:18:21.000 And that's what makes us good.

00:18:25.000 And when that happens, there's always going to be people who are afraid.

00:18:28.000 I don't know what his shirt is, but it makes me angry.

00:18:30.000 Is he doing a voice?

00:18:33.000 Sounds like he's doing a voice.

00:18:35.000 And trying to hold on to what was before.

00:18:38.000 But those people die off like dinosaurs.

00:18:41.000 And so, you know, I think the goal is to pay them no mind.

00:18:44.000 March forward and embrace the growth that makes us human.

00:18:49.000 I would say those people just like with Buzz, like...

00:18:52.000 You know, refurbish your idea of tradition.

00:18:55.000 You know, understand that it's now.

00:18:57.000 It's to infinity and beyond.

00:18:58.000 It's time to move forward.

00:18:59.000 It's time to accept and look in the mirror.

00:19:01.000 Did she just quote the movie?

00:19:03.000 Enjoy all the faces that have always been there.

00:19:05.000 You know what I mean?

00:19:06.000 They've always been a part of the picture.

00:19:07.000 Well, infinity and beyond was always about toys scissoring.

00:19:10.000 So that's also what this is about.

00:19:12.000 This is what it looks like.

00:19:13.000 This is what it's always been.

00:19:15.000 Yeah, to infinity and beyond.

00:19:18.000 Yeah, Juneteenth! 0.97

00:19:20.000 She repeated herself!

00:19:21.000 Would anybody else like some Juneteenth ice cream?

00:19:24.000 Does she know what infinity means?

00:19:29.000 There is no beyond!

00:19:30.000 It's a joke! 1.00

00:19:31.000 It's a stupid lie to the movie that's ironic! 1.00

00:19:34.000 That's a great line. 1.00

00:19:35.000 Don't trash the line.

00:19:36.000 I feel like we're dying on a weird hill here.

00:19:39.000 I just think it's funny that she's like, yeah, Infinity Beyond, and then she repeats it.

00:19:43.000 That's what she's doing to stand up for this?

00:19:45.000 I just don't want the mega-irony to be lost, that he said, they'll go the way of the dinosaurs, but they lost to Jurassic World.

00:19:55.000 That is very true.

00:19:56.000 I went to college.

00:19:59.000 All the dead dinosaurs were brought back to life and they're beating you.

00:20:03.000 They're brought back to life for the sixth time and they beat you on their second week.

00:20:09.000 Sorry, Chris.

00:20:10.000 Maybe go back to being Captain America.

00:20:12.000 Well, he already gave that up.

00:20:13.000 Well, you can't.

00:20:14.000 It's already black. 0.73

00:20:15.000 Which is fine. 0.78

00:20:17.000 I would rather have it be anybody.

00:20:20.000 Anybody at all.

00:20:21.000 I would just like it to be somebody who has American values.

00:20:24.000 How about that?

00:20:24.000 That'd be nice, wouldn't it?

00:20:26.000 In Hollywood?

00:20:27.000 Yeah, well, no, playing somebody that has American values.

00:20:30.000 Let's just make Captain America pretend to be somebody that has American values.

00:20:34.000 I don't think we can do that.

00:20:35.000 No?

00:20:35.000 That's too hard for them, they can't act anymore.

00:20:37.000 Truth, justice, and the American way?

00:20:40.000 They're not allowed to, or direct.

00:20:41.000 Well, it used to be that.

00:20:43.000 No, I know, that's what I'm saying.

00:20:45.000 Well, thank you.

00:20:46.000 That's a different superhero.

00:20:47.000 Yeah, I was going in a different direction.

00:20:48.000 Just watch Superman 4, you're gonna love it.

00:20:50.000 Alright.

00:20:52.000 All of the surrounding controversy of the lesbian relationship depicted in the film.

00:20:57.000 As Bloomberg...ugh, just read it, Gerald.

00:21:00.000 As Bloomberg so eloquently puts it.

00:21:03.000 Gosh, I have the worst dry mouth from... That happens.

00:21:06.000 Don't worry, the film also faced bans abroad and ire from conservative political figures in the U.S.

00:21:12.000 who say the movie's fictional space inhabitants and a same-sex couple couldn't naturally produce children that the portrayal violates their religious beliefs.

00:21:19.000 Yeah, so it's basically saying two chicks couldn't have kids. 1.00

00:21:22.000 I've heard that that is absolutely 100% true.

00:21:24.000 It's science.

00:21:26.000 It was also a needless part of the movie.

00:21:28.000 That was the thing.

00:21:28.000 Like, it didn't need to be in the movie.

00:21:30.000 That's what most people were commenting on.

00:21:32.000 Like, you wedged something in there for an agenda and that was it.

00:21:35.000 You should have just taken it out and it would have been fine.

00:21:37.000 There's no relationships in any of the other Toy Story movies.

00:21:40.000 No!

00:21:40.000 Because they're toys.

00:21:42.000 Yeah.

00:21:42.000 Well, and then they're also a military space unit.

00:21:45.000 Why would there be relationships?

00:21:47.000 Like, we're...

00:21:48.000 We're flying into space, fighting monsters and stuff, like, what's the point?

00:21:51.000 There's some pretty graphic stuff with Slinky Dog in the first movie, actually, if you remember.

00:21:57.000 It's in the post-credits.

00:21:58.000 Yeah, when they bring in Mr. Potato Head and Mrs. Potato Head, which is now one thing.

00:22:03.000 She was shoving stuff up his butt. 1.00

00:22:04.000 Yeah. 0.99

00:22:05.000 I do remember that scene.

00:22:06.000 Totally, it was just different parts.

00:22:08.000 Parts he didn't need anymore.

00:22:09.000 Just arms and ears and stuff.

00:22:11.000 Hands.

00:22:12.000 Eventually it's just a potato with every piece jammed.

00:22:15.000 It's a big Cheeto she shoves up there. 1.00

00:22:17.000 It still looks more believable than other toys.

00:22:20.000 Woody's head completely suffocated.

00:22:23.000 It's just Woody's head completely suffocated.

00:22:27.000 But he enjoys it.

00:22:31.000 He's like, this is great.

00:22:33.000 Oh my...

00:22:34.000 Isn't Mr. and Miss... Isn't there now just a... It's not Mr. and Miss, it's just Potato Head?

00:22:39.000 Yeah, you're not allowed to have a Mr. and Miss.

00:22:41.000 What world do we live in, man?

00:22:42.000 You can't even have Mr. Potato Head.

00:22:44.000 I feel like something happened and we did end up in the bizarro universe that... It's CERN.

00:22:49.000 It's CERN.

00:22:49.000 It wasn't supposed to be real.

00:22:50.000 It's whenever they collided those particles together.

00:22:52.000 Yeah.

00:22:53.000 Blew us into this retarded timeline. 1.00

00:22:55.000 Just this absurd... 0.98

00:22:57.000 Oh, am I right?

00:22:58.000 I guessed this.

00:23:00.000 Look, Mr. Potato Head was always that way.

00:23:03.000 It was a potato!

00:23:04.000 By the way, this was marketing genius.

00:23:06.000 We'll sell you two different Mr. Potato Head and Mrs. Potato Head, and all the difference is the parts.

00:23:12.000 It's a mustache.

00:23:13.000 The potato's the same.

00:23:14.000 Mustache is the difference.

00:23:16.000 Mrs. Potato Head did have a thang on her, if we're gonna be honest. 1.00

00:23:19.000 Oh, a booty?

00:23:19.000 Oh, for sure, because that's also where you would store all the parts.

00:23:25.000 You could just store more parts.

00:23:26.000 She was packing a little heat.

00:23:27.000 How much junk can you fit in that trunk?

00:23:29.000 Yeah, except now Mr. Potato Head's is much bigger.

00:23:33.000 There's already stuff in there.

00:23:34.000 You're like, what is this?

00:23:36.000 Is this room for a vibrator?

00:23:38.000 Pfft.

00:23:39.000 Ow! 1.00

00:23:40.000 Kid-friendly.

00:23:41.000 Another factor that probably didn't help this film was the decision to not cast, oh, what's

00:23:52.000 Tim Allen, that's right.

00:23:54.000 You mean Buzz?

00:23:54.000 Yeah, Buzz Lightyear.

00:23:57.000 Yeah, you know, the guy who played him, what, for the last 27... How long has it been?

00:24:03.000 25 years.

00:24:04.000 Is it 25 years?

00:24:05.000 25 years.

00:24:06.000 Yeah, former Everybody Loves Raymond star Patricia Heaton tweeted, saw this trailer for Buzz Lightyear and all I can say is Disney-Pixar made a huge mistake in not casting Tim Allen.

00:24:19.000 Tim Allen in the role that he originated.

00:24:22.000 The role that he owns.

00:24:24.000 Tim is Buzz.

00:24:25.000 Why would they completely castrate this iconic, beloved character?

00:24:31.000 I agree!

00:24:32.000 They replaced Tim Allen, which is a little too, you know, conservative for Disney.

00:24:32.000 Yeah.

00:24:37.000 They replaced him with Chris Evans, which Chris Evans is basically a communist at this point.

00:24:41.000 If you've ever followed any of the things he's said.

00:24:43.000 He's a Christian communist. 0.95

00:24:43.000 No, no, no, no. 0.95

00:24:45.000 Oh, sure.

00:24:46.000 I totally believe that.

00:24:46.000 Yeah.

00:24:47.000 And I'll name drop.

00:24:48.000 I've worked with Tim Allen.

00:24:50.000 I follow him.

00:24:51.000 But near him I follow him. Yeah, I Part of Tim Allen's career. Did you yeah, I follow earlier.

00:24:59.000 I just follow him behind him when he's home So I get pulled over because he's drunk driving

00:25:04.000 But I I've I opened for him a couple times and And uh, Rose-

00:25:11.000 He built ABC, let's be honest.

00:25:14.000 World Improvement, saved that network, brought in... He built ABC?

00:25:20.000 Get it?

00:25:22.000 You're on today.

00:25:23.000 I know.

00:25:25.000 I'm glad you're catching them.

00:25:27.000 I got you.

00:25:28.000 But he- ABC Disney.

00:25:29.000 Yeah.

00:25:31.000 And then they fired him, of course, because he had a difference of opinion.

00:25:34.000 Yeah.

00:25:35.000 And then, you know, now they're getting rid of him from his actual- and what I hate, Chris Evans not even doing a Buzz Lightyear voice.

00:25:43.000 He's being Chris Evans in it.

00:25:45.000 You're not even trying to be the Buzz Lightyear character.

00:25:49.000 I hate this.

00:25:50.000 I guess I'd have to watch the movie to even know, but there's no way.

00:25:53.000 I was like, I saw Lightyear, no way I'm going to go back to that.

00:25:57.000 They're going to ruin it.

00:25:58.000 Well, the real problem is like, okay, let's say there's two women kissing in it. 0.51

00:26:02.000 Fine.

00:26:03.000 Why does it have to be the promo of your film?

00:26:06.000 It doesn't work.

00:26:07.000 It doesn't work when you do that.

00:26:08.000 It's unnecessary.

00:26:09.000 The Thor movie's coming out, right? 0.98

00:26:11.000 Thor 11 Thunder, and that's supposed to also have like a lesbian character, I think King Valkyrie or whatever, which is dumb. 0.90

00:26:17.000 Why is her name King whenever there's Queens? 1.00

00:26:23.000 She's supposed to have like a love interest in that and they used to use that as like a promo in like 2020 when the movie was going to come out but then it's been pushed and pushed and pushed and now the audiences don't receive that very well obviously Lightyear as an example so they've stopped using that as like a marketing pull so once they've come back You don't hear that anymore.

00:26:48.000 You don't hear, oh, there's a gay representation in this film.

00:26:51.000 It's just like, come to our superhero movie, please, God, because we are crashing and burning every time we put out a movie, unless it's Spider-Man.

00:26:59.000 And we're ruining these things.

00:27:00.000 And the investment.

00:27:01.000 King Valkyrie, there you go.

00:27:02.000 That's her? 0.97

00:27:04.000 Well.

00:27:04.000 She might as well be driving a Subaru.

00:27:06.000 Look at that one.

00:27:07.000 They.

00:27:07.000 It's they.

00:27:08.000 They.

00:27:08.000 Are you serious?

00:27:09.000 That's they.

00:27:10.000 Who knows?

00:27:11.000 I have no idea.

00:27:11.000 I don't care.

00:27:12.000 I'm trying to be safe.

00:27:13.000 Well, let's go back to purple lady from the beginning and she'll tell us. 0.59

00:27:18.000 Just to piss us off.

00:27:20.000 All right.

00:27:20.000 Anyway, there was some speculation Alan's conservative values were to blame.

00:27:25.000 Oh, shit. 0.99

00:27:26.000 Anyway, however, Disney will be working with Alan on a new Santa Claus project. 1.00

00:27:32.000 Oh, good.

00:27:32.000 Releasing this fall.

00:27:33.000 Yeah.

00:27:34.000 You know it's not it's not it's not all good news though. 0.75

00:27:37.000 Because apparently Alan Santa Claus falls off the roof and is replaced by a transgender little person. 1.00

00:27:44.000 Oh. 0.97

00:27:45.000 Oh man.

00:27:46.000 What is going on?

00:27:48.000 Beautiful and brave.

00:27:50.000 Top notch.

00:27:51.000 Right in time.

00:27:51.000 She's pretty good.

00:27:52.000 She gains a little bit of weight and just dies. 0.95

00:27:58.000 Got to show the foot.

00:27:59.000 I hurt so bad.

00:28:01.000 It's just as in a wheelchair like Verne Troyer in the whole movie. 0.99

00:28:05.000 Just drinking herself to death on a little rascal scooter.

00:28:09.000 Rudolph commits suicide.

00:28:10.000 It's a really sad tale.

00:28:11.000 Yeah, it's sad.

00:28:13.000 So sad.

00:28:13.000 It's modernized.

00:28:14.000 Can't make today's deliveries.

00:28:16.000 Just can't pick anything up because it's bones hurt.

00:28:19.000 Yeah.

00:28:19.000 He had identified as a light bulb his whole life and nobody ever saw him.

00:28:23.000 Every gift on the list is just puberty blockers.

00:28:25.000 It's really easy for the elves to make. 0.84

00:28:27.000 It's like sprinkling them like candy.

00:28:29.000 It's just Pfizer is the North Pole.

00:28:33.000 Buy one, get one gender reassignment surgery coupons.

00:28:37.000 To all the good boys in... Oh boy, I can't even share that.

00:28:40.000 I already misgendered.

00:28:41.000 It's about time we finally just say, we don't need this in kids movies.

00:28:43.000 Don't get to stay home this year though But it looks like Americans are finally using their wallets

00:28:48.000 to push back against the woke agenda, and I think that's good

00:28:51.000 Yeah, you know it's like it's about time. We finally just say we don't

00:28:54.000 Need this in kids movies. We don't need anything in kids movies except for you know kids comedy. Yeah, exactly well

00:29:02.000 I think having Top Gun Maverick out there. Just having a pure like movie. That's fun

00:29:06.000 That doesn't paint America as being horrible does incredibly well is the highest grossing movie

00:29:12.000 I think ever for Tom Cruise now will probably surpass a billion dollars

00:29:15.000 That's fantastic, and you see right after it more woke stuff, and it's not just us complaining

00:29:21.000 It's people's pocketbooks saying, we don't want to pay for it.

00:29:24.000 We're done.

00:29:25.000 We are absolutely done.

00:29:25.000 And by the way, Disney, Garrett Quarterblack and I were talking about this before the show, like they just, they take stuff and they ruin every single piece of it.

00:29:33.000 Right?

00:29:33.000 Like with all the Star Wars stuff that they're doing with, uh, you know, not, they didn't do Halo obviously, but this same kind of mentality of let's do something really cool, like an origin story for Buzz Lightyear.

00:29:42.000 That's kind of a stretch for me in the first place, and then you ruin it by getting rid of Tim Allen, and then you throw stuff in that doesn't need to be there to, like, push a woke agenda?

00:29:49.000 Well, really, with a toy, the origin story would just be a five-year-old Asian kid building it. 0.92

00:29:54.000 Well, that's true, yes.

00:29:56.000 It should just be a factory floor with, you know, a little bit of, uh... A kid, yeah, a kid who's never allowed to play with a thing he made.

00:30:05.000 Let's send this to America. 0.98

00:30:07.000 Yeah, yeah.

00:30:07.000 Right?

00:30:08.000 Here.

00:30:09.000 Oh, my fingers hurt. 1.00

00:30:10.000 Well, I guess you're gonna get shot in the alley. 0.99

00:30:12.000 Look at those tiny fingers, though. 1.00

00:30:14.000 Get in there.

00:30:16.000 They're just so perfect, those little ones.

00:30:18.000 They're the best.

00:30:18.000 Don't forget to bite on their feet.

00:30:20.000 They can't run.

00:30:20.000 They're the best.

00:30:21.000 Little Snowpiercer reference?

00:30:22.000 I like that.

00:30:24.000 It's Chris Evans, too, right?

00:30:25.000 Isn't he in that?

00:30:26.000 Yes.

00:30:26.000 Yeah.

00:30:26.000 The movie?

00:30:27.000 Yes, he is.

00:30:27.000 I'm a big fan.

00:30:28.000 Full circle.

00:30:29.000 It sucks because I do actually like Chris Evans. 1.00

00:30:32.000 I think he's a good actor, and he's good in movies, but damn, he's a dumbass. 1.00

00:30:36.000 Yeah. 1.00

00:30:37.000 He is a dumbass. 1.00

00:30:38.000 Yeah, it's not like, who's the guy who plays Hulk? 1.00

00:30:40.000 I always forget his name.

00:30:41.000 Mark Ruffalo.

00:30:42.000 Yeah, Mark Ruffalo.

00:30:43.000 I just don't like him.

00:30:44.000 Like, as a person, I never really like his acting enough to be like, I enjoy him.

00:30:49.000 Mark Ruffalo doesn't like Mark Ruffalo.

00:30:51.000 No he doesn't.

00:30:51.000 That's why he turns into a big green monster.

00:30:53.000 You can't be that miserable and enjoy your life. 0.80

00:30:57.000 He looks like God just stopped making him halfway through. 0.90

00:31:00.000 Oh, come on! 0.99

00:31:03.000 So that'll do.

00:31:04.000 From a soulless ginger?

00:31:06.000 Come on! 0.61

00:31:07.000 Oh my god, I have red hair, Dave.

00:31:08.000 Did you know?

00:31:09.000 Did you really?

00:31:10.000 I didn't notice.

00:31:12.000 This old fire crutch.

00:31:15.000 And trust me, I've seen it.

00:31:16.000 It's a beaut.

00:31:19.000 My son, if it makes you feel any better, he has a little bit of red hair right now.

00:31:22.000 Who says that?

00:31:24.000 To compensate for what he just said.

00:31:26.000 That's like saying I have a black friend.

00:31:30.000 My son has a red hair.

00:31:32.000 I'm also gonna dye my son's hair, don't worry.

00:31:34.000 Yeah, get rid of it.

00:31:35.000 My brother has red hair.

00:31:37.000 I mean, I don't talk to him.

00:31:38.000 My point exactly.

00:31:41.000 Nothing wrong with that.

00:31:42.000 I have red hair.

00:31:43.000 It'll grow out of my beard sometime.

00:31:45.000 Really?

00:31:45.000 Yeah, I don't know, we get a little stragglers.

00:31:47.000 I'm a mutt.

00:31:49.000 Davey McGregor.

00:31:50.000 I'm Irish and Italian.

00:31:51.000 My body doesn't know what to do.

00:31:53.000 It's confused.

00:31:54.000 It's like, what do I do?

00:31:55.000 What do you want to eat?

00:31:56.000 Potatoes or mustard trolley?

00:31:58.000 Thank God this wedding meal comes with both.

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00:32:27.000 Now, uh, yesterday was a big day, I think, for a lot of people in this room.

00:32:31.000 Big day.

00:32:31.000 A happy Father's Day, by the way.

00:32:33.000 Yeah.

00:32:34.000 Yeah.

00:32:34.000 We got Casey, we got... There's a lot of them here.

00:32:36.000 The Tool Man, Gerald A., happy Father's Day.

00:32:39.000 Happy Father's Day to you, sir.

00:32:41.000 And, of course... Happy Father's Day to you.

00:32:43.000 Thank you very much.

00:32:44.000 Well, can't we observe Father's Day today, if they can observe Juneteenth today?

00:32:47.000 I think so.

00:32:48.000 I love it!

00:32:49.000 I think we should get more gifts.

00:32:50.000 Could you get out of the room, please?

00:32:55.000 Yeah, I can go.

00:32:56.000 I mean, why... If we're gonna be racist the whole show... No, that's... I didn't say we couldn't do Juneteenth again as well!

00:33:06.000 Father's Day Observe.

00:33:07.000 Juneteenth will commence again! 0.87

00:33:09.000 I bet you... Wow, I'm not gonna say what I was just gonna say.

00:33:12.000 Father's Day Observe would be funny, because there are a lot of people that have to just observe it.

00:33:17.000 That is true.

00:33:20.000 That could be white people whose dads left.

00:33:22.000 That's true, lots of them.

00:33:23.000 My dad's dad left when he was born.

00:33:25.000 He was Irish, the black people of white people. 0.51

00:33:29.000 Is that a thing?

00:33:30.000 That is true, though.

00:33:32.000 Wow, dude!

00:33:34.000 They were enslaved.

00:33:35.000 Well, let's get to these.

00:33:37.000 They were discriminated against, the Irish.

00:33:39.000 They were the most hated people in America. 0.99

00:33:42.000 No black people and no Irish. 0.99

00:33:44.000 Irish was always dead last. 1.00

00:33:45.000 It was like, no blacks, no Italians, no Irish. 0.93

00:33:48.000 And then, you know, thank goodness we switched once they realized we're a little... 0.97

00:33:52.000 Worse.

00:33:53.000 Yeah.

00:33:54.000 You made the top of the list of nobody comes in.

00:33:57.000 I'm happy.

00:33:59.000 That's why we brought Lacosa Nostra with us from Italy.

00:34:02.000 We're like, fine, we'll take it.

00:34:05.000 Figured out on our own. 0.95

00:34:06.000 Also, the Irish mob, they are ruthless. 0.99

00:34:10.000 Jewish mob, ruthless. 0.99

00:34:12.000 Hardcore. 0.93

00:34:12.000 None of the mobs that I've heard of have been like, oh, they're nice folk. 0.93

00:34:16.000 Well, I think the Russians are the ones... No, there's Italians that are super cool. 1.00

00:34:20.000 The people are nice, don't get me wrong.

00:34:22.000 But the mob itself... Well, if you're on their bad side.

00:34:26.000 Yeah, you gotta be on the good side, too.

00:34:28.000 Is there a good side?

00:34:29.000 Yeah, when you don't take a loan from them.

00:34:31.000 Oh, there you go.

00:34:33.000 Then they're pretty cool to you, but then it's like if you borrow 20 bucks for the rest of your life They're like, I think you owe me 20 bucks.

00:34:38.000 So like I paid you every day for the last 30 years It's the Vig yeah, it's what it's called 20 bucks a day.

00:34:45.000 I got empty pockets right now though.

00:34:48.000 Yeah Take what you got candy corn.

00:34:51.000 Are you Irish Lane?

00:34:53.000 No.

00:34:53.000 What are you?

00:34:54.000 English and German Are you Irish?

00:34:59.000 Yeah.

00:35:00.000 What?

00:35:00.000 I just assumed you look Irish.

00:35:03.000 I can understand where that observation might have come from.

00:35:06.000 He's way too tall for that.

00:35:07.000 He's way too tall.

00:35:07.000 Oh, that's true.

00:35:08.000 He is tall.

00:35:09.000 Are you Irish?

00:35:10.000 You're part Irish, right?

00:35:11.000 Part Irish and German as well.

00:35:13.000 Yeah.

00:35:14.000 Irish, black, and German.

00:35:15.000 Yeah. 0.92

00:35:15.000 You must not like yourself. 0.92

00:35:17.000 Yeah, it's a lot of internal... A lot of fighting going on.

00:35:20.000 He would have not been allowed in most places.

00:35:21.000 No.

00:35:22.000 No.

00:35:22.000 Including his own body.

00:35:23.000 Yeah.

00:35:26.000 I identify as Bing Bong now.

00:35:29.000 I want you guys to all use pronouns Bing Bong. 0.99

00:35:31.000 Until I change that.

00:35:32.000 Yeah, that's gonna happen.

00:35:33.000 Bing self.

00:35:34.000 Bing self?

00:35:36.000 Yesterday, well yesterday of course people got a lot of gifts because it was Father's Day and Juneteenth and people, dozens of people celebrated both.

00:35:44.000 And these holidays are both... Absolute handfuls.

00:35:51.000 Just, I can count on one hand how many people were at a Juneteenth Father's Day party.

00:35:56.000 So many.

00:35:58.000 Let that one sit.

00:36:02.000 I received a lovely gift from my son.

00:36:04.000 Did you?

00:36:05.000 Yep.

00:36:05.000 It was a piece of rope called an Epstein necktie.

00:36:08.000 What did you get?

00:36:09.000 I got some shirts from the wife.

00:36:12.000 Oh yeah?

00:36:14.000 Polos? 0.96

00:36:14.000 No, no. 0.96

00:36:15.000 I already have plenty of polos.

00:36:17.000 What were they?

00:36:19.000 They're some short sleeve button down summer shirts.

00:36:22.000 Fabulous!

00:36:24.000 There you go.

00:36:24.000 And I will say this.

00:36:25.000 I will bring them up one time.

00:36:26.000 Pictures of my kids' faces on a pair of socks.

00:36:30.000 Oh, that's nice.

00:36:31.000 And I rock those things.

00:36:32.000 I love it.

00:36:33.000 I thought that was the funniest thing.

00:36:34.000 I would like it.

00:36:35.000 Not with your kids on them.

00:36:38.000 I'm not marketing, like, my kids to everybody else.

00:36:41.000 Check out my socks, guys.

00:36:43.000 They're in my merch store.

00:36:44.000 Yeah, can I get a shirt with your kids on them?

00:36:47.000 No.

00:36:47.000 No, you can't.

00:36:49.000 He's sold out in like five minutes. 0.98

00:36:50.000 That sucks. 0.98

00:36:51.000 No, not sucks. 1.00

00:36:52.000 They all went to 46 year old single Hollywood types. 0.95

00:36:56.000 Those sound like pretty good gifts though.

00:36:57.000 Yeah, there's gotta be some kind of crappy gifts out there.

00:37:00.000 I think there are.

00:37:01.000 I think there are.

00:37:02.000 What'd you get though real quick?

00:37:03.000 Anything good?

00:37:04.000 Well, I got myself a Game Boy.

00:37:07.000 Yeah, and then some games for it and not even that's not even black and white that's just a greenish tint Yeah, it's now well now.

00:37:17.000 It's like sunburned and yeah off-colored, and I love it Yeah, and you can't even see the screen you have to like angle it at the Sun, and you can play yeah garbage That's an artifact, man.

00:37:30.000 It belongs in a museum, but now it's in my room.

00:37:32.000 I'm with you.

00:37:32.000 I had Virtual Boy.

00:37:34.000 Do you remember that?

00:37:34.000 Oh, yeah.

00:37:35.000 Yeah, I was like one of the eight people whose parents got it for them.

00:37:39.000 Yeah, you just put it in there and slowly you went blind.

00:37:41.000 You're like, this is great!

00:37:43.000 Yeah, I can't wait to get LASIK.

00:37:44.000 This is the future.

00:37:47.000 I bet you there were a lot of terrible gifts, though, like you said, laying in the brain.

00:37:51.000 So here we are.

00:37:51.000 7 plus 1 worst Father's Day gifts ever.

00:37:55.000 You forgot to burn in the chamber!

00:38:02.000 Every time.

00:38:07.000 I'll start, sure.

00:38:09.000 A jockstrap for Caitlyn Jenner. 0.53

00:38:12.000 Unnecessary gift.

00:38:15.000 You can hit the like button, too.

00:38:16.000 Hit the like button.

00:38:17.000 Oh, we're gonna hit that later.

00:38:19.000 Number six, a unicycle for Joe Biden.

00:38:21.000 I would love to see that.

00:38:26.000 Wouldn't you?

00:38:29.000 What's the next one?

00:38:30.000 Five.

00:38:30.000 Five is what we call it.

00:38:32.000 Number five, QB.

00:38:34.000 A toy train for Woody Allen.

00:38:37.000 Let's see what he would do.

00:38:38.000 I don't want to know what he would do.

00:38:41.000 He'd bring him up to the attic and the train was not the part that was fun for him.

00:38:47.000 Oh.

00:38:47.000 Number four, Gerald A. A big book of baby names for George Foreman.

00:38:56.000 Georgino?

00:38:57.000 Georgette?

00:38:58.000 Just all George names.

00:39:00.000 George-ish?

00:39:02.000 Look, be happy, we're rich.

00:39:05.000 Look at these grills.

00:39:08.000 Number three, unlimited minutes for Alec Baldwin. 1.00

00:39:13.000 Stay on the phone all day and call your daughter a pig. 1.00

00:39:15.000 And then shoot people on a movie set and pretend like you were on the phone. 0.99

00:39:20.000 Well, speaking of which, number two, lay in the brain. 0.99

00:39:25.000 A .38 pistol for Marvin Gaye Sr.

00:39:28.000 Oh, man, that hits home, man.

00:39:31.000 We're on, we're observing Juneteenth, okay?

00:39:33.000 Yeah, which I love Marvin Gaye.

00:39:35.000 I love him.

00:39:35.000 One of my favorite ever.

00:39:36.000 He's like, what's going on?

00:39:38.000 Your dad has a gun and he's upset.

00:39:42.000 Stop giving him drugs!

00:39:43.000 And number one, a home gym for Chris Benoit.

00:39:43.000 Succinct.

00:39:49.000 Very nice.

00:39:53.000 And there's one in the chamber always, of course, QB.

00:39:57.000 A Lizzo calendar for Crawdaddy.

00:40:00.000 He's out there.

00:40:00.000 We've already got it printed.

00:40:02.000 He's gonna love it.

00:40:04.000 Thank you.

00:40:04.000 Thank you. That has been 7 Plus 1.

00:40:11.000 You forgot Stefan in the chamber!

00:40:14.000 Gets them every time.

00:40:16.000 There's always one in the chamber.

00:40:18.000 Don't forget it.

00:40:20.000 Whoever bought the home gym for...

00:40:22.000 That's horrible.

00:40:24.000 Yeah, not a good idea, right?

00:40:25.000 No.

00:40:26.000 No.

00:40:28.000 Oh well.

00:40:28.000 That's some deep lore, I feel like.

00:40:30.000 A lot of people know that?

00:40:32.000 Yeah.

00:40:33.000 I'm sure they're Googling it and being like, what?

00:40:35.000 They have another tab open right now.

00:40:37.000 Heavens to Betsy. 1.00

00:40:38.000 Oh! 0.60

00:40:38.000 What is this? 0.60

00:40:40.000 Excuse me.

00:40:41.000 His own neck?

00:40:43.000 Alright.

00:40:46.000 Gym accidents, not good.

00:40:48.000 Be safe in the gym.

00:40:49.000 Well, it's more of a gym on purpose, except the 88-year-old Alzheimer's Biden brain that he had.

00:40:56.000 Anyway, hoping to put an end to Fathers and Mothers Day, there were pro-abortion protests

00:41:01.000 this past weekend.

00:41:02.000 We are here at Justice Amy Coney Barrett's house today with our arms tied, with our mouths covered,

00:41:18.000 holding dolls because this is what Amy's America looks like.

00:41:22.000 Children will be forced to give birth to children. 0.98

00:41:25.000 Women will be silenced. 1.00

00:41:28.000 Women will be invalidated. 1.00

00:41:30.000 Women will be told they are less than. 0.95

00:41:32.000 Women will be told they are inferior. 1.00

00:41:36.000 And that is not okay.

00:41:38.000 We cannot let that happen.

00:41:40.000 So all of you who say you are pro-choice, get up and say it out loud.

00:41:44.000 Get up, take to the streets and stay.

00:41:47.000 Because you cannot let this happen to your sisters, to your daughters, to your mothers.

00:41:51.000 You can't let this future happen to us.

00:41:54.000 It's not fair.

00:41:56.000 I'm not seeing any covered mouths.

00:41:59.000 There's a lot of mouths there. 0.79

00:42:01.000 No.

00:42:01.000 Continuing to talk.

00:42:02.000 Put the tape back on.

00:42:06.000 That is, of course, 15-year-old Ariana, who organized the protest.

00:42:10.000 Doesn't she have maybe a few better things to do on a weekend than worrying about killing babies? 1.00

00:42:15.000 Well, I guess it's letting every guy in school know that she's willing to take a cream pie and then get rid of the evidence. 0.88

00:42:22.000 Whoa! 0.71

00:42:25.000 Too much?

00:42:27.000 I don't know if you guys know how men think.

00:42:29.000 She's also a 15 year old.

00:42:31.000 She's like, children will have children. 0.78

00:42:34.000 Why are they having sex? 0.57

00:42:37.000 Children should not be doing that.

00:42:38.000 Right.

00:42:39.000 No, not at all.

00:42:40.000 Granted, if I was 15, I don't know if I'd agree, but...

00:42:44.000 If you're 15.

00:42:45.000 If I'm 15.

00:42:46.000 No, you're older, you're wiser.

00:42:48.000 I had sex for the first time when I was 15.

00:42:51.000 Allegedly.

00:42:52.000 Allegedly.

00:42:52.000 No, there's biological proof.

00:42:54.000 I'm not saying that there's anything... Well, not anymore.

00:42:57.000 I was dating her.

00:43:00.000 She has no problem.

00:43:02.000 I went undercovers.

00:43:03.000 Alright.

00:43:06.000 What?

00:43:06.000 Are you worried?

00:43:08.000 I mean, her?

00:43:10.000 She just confuses me.

00:43:12.000 The whole shtick.

00:43:13.000 Does she have parents or did they abort themselves? 0.97

00:43:15.000 Where are they?

00:43:19.000 I think, judging by the Upper Crest neighborhood, she has very little problems, and this is her creating one.

00:43:25.000 That was Amy Coney Barrett's house?

00:43:28.000 Well, no, they did proceed to walk by Justice Amy Coney Barrett's house with blood painted on their pants.

00:43:34.000 One wasn't painted, but it was her monthly.

00:43:37.000 They tape their mouths and of course dolls to their hands.

00:43:41.000 And that's it.

00:43:48.000 Ha ha ha ha ha. Uh.

00:43:55.000 That's better though.

00:43:55.000 There's like five of them.

00:43:56.000 It's more silent.

00:43:58.000 Yeah, no one cares.

00:43:59.000 It's a week.

00:44:01.000 You're just looking for something to do and to be enraged about because you don't understand that life, like, wait, just wait a few years. 0.99

00:44:07.000 You'll realize it sucks.

00:44:09.000 Well, and don't go to the women will be lesser than, it's like, no, no, this is not like, this is not about choosing to do something to your body. 0.97

00:44:17.000 It's choosing to do something to the body that's inside of you that just happens to be a resident. 0.90

00:44:20.000 Maybe we should allow people to kill tenants in apartments at that point. 0.99

00:44:23.000 Well, they're in my place. 0.98

00:44:25.000 Well, I allowed them to be there, but it doesn't matter.

00:44:27.000 Well, if we up the age of abortion to 16 years old, their parents are probably going to be waiting at home with a sawed-off...

00:44:34.000 She's gonna be like, I'm pro-life now.

00:44:38.000 Should be pro-life.

00:44:39.000 Always.

00:44:39.000 Yeah, what's your hot take?

00:44:43.000 I'm sorry.

00:44:44.000 I'll take the tape off my mouth that I'm not wearing.

00:44:47.000 A little late.

00:44:48.000 You don't usually see the early setting up of the protest.

00:44:52.000 Yeah.

00:44:52.000 I think that's humorous to me.

00:44:53.000 A little bit.

00:44:54.000 I like to see it like, oh, let's get the right tape.

00:44:57.000 Oh, it hurts a little bit.

00:44:58.000 Put it in my mouth.

00:44:58.000 Yeah.

00:44:59.000 Also, why do they all have such a heavy flow?

00:45:02.000 That is quite a bit of blood.

00:45:03.000 That's a lot of blood and white pants. 0.99

00:45:05.000 Very tacky.

00:45:06.000 I wouldn't wear white pants.

00:45:07.000 No.

00:45:07.000 Not in this time of year.

00:45:08.000 No.

00:45:09.000 That's a bad idea.

00:45:10.000 Why is she bleeding from her eyes as well? 0.86

00:45:12.000 That's a fashion award.

00:45:13.000 I wish those were all real and they had to go shark diving.

00:45:16.000 I don't even know what shark diving is.

00:45:18.000 I just want to watch.

00:45:18.000 She also has the stigmata.

00:45:20.000 Go Cage.

00:45:20.000 I feel like there's a great Tampax commercial in there somewhere.

00:45:24.000 Oh, for sure.

00:45:27.000 You keep hitting those laughs off.

00:45:31.000 Lane's killing it.

00:45:31.000 I'm sorry.

00:45:32.000 He's really good.

00:45:33.000 It was funny.

00:45:34.000 You didn't think it was funny, quarterback?

00:45:36.000 I thought it was hilarious.

00:45:37.000 I enjoyed it.

00:45:37.000 Then why didn't you laugh?

00:45:38.000 There really should be a commercial where we just air of that and then just have Tampax at the end. 0.95

00:45:42.000 Tampax. 1.00

00:45:44.000 Because your daughter's an idiot. 1.00

00:45:49.000 Arianne and her friends shared more of their thoughts with us. 1.00

00:45:51.000 Thank goodness.

00:45:52.000 Oh, why?

00:45:52.000 So now that you put these outfits on, does it make you feel any kind of way?

00:45:58.000 It makes me feel terrified.

00:45:59.000 What?

00:46:00.000 But also powerful.

00:46:02.000 And like, we're doing something important because this is how a lot of women... This is what a lot of women are going through. 1.00

00:46:07.000 Did you also get beaten?

00:46:08.000 People are actually dying and bleeding out because they can't get a safe abortion.

00:46:11.000 No.

00:46:12.000 That's not happening.

00:46:13.000 This is a terrifying visual of what America is going to look like.

00:46:17.000 It's a terrifying visual that children are giving birth to children. 0.97

00:46:22.000 Why does she keep saying that?

00:46:25.000 I've heard that before.

00:46:26.000 The eight promiscuous girls in high school are protesting. 0.87

00:46:28.000 Are they holding up the fat girl's underwear who wasn't invited to the protest? 0.99

00:46:42.000 Why'd you kill her? 1.00

00:46:43.000 Shame on you! 1.00

00:46:51.000 Why are you subjecting me to this?

00:46:52.000 Well, hold on.

00:46:52.000 I don't want to see this anymore.

00:46:53.000 The only reason that Ariana signed on is so she could get camera time. 1.00

00:46:57.000 You saw, like, she was, like, butting in.

00:46:58.000 Like, it's terrifying.

00:46:59.000 But also powerful.

00:47:00.000 Terrifying.

00:47:02.000 Well, they don't know what they're talking about.

00:47:04.000 I'm the leader.

00:47:05.000 Yeah, exactly. 1.00

00:47:05.000 Shut up. 1.00

00:47:06.000 Well, yeah, the one girl starts talking and she just immediately interrupts her. 1.00

00:47:10.000 It's terrifying.

00:47:13.000 That's not on the script.

00:47:15.000 That's not what we talked about.

00:47:17.000 But also powerful.

00:47:18.000 Camera here!

00:47:19.000 I said camera here!

00:47:21.000 Often when you feel terrified you also don't feel powerful.

00:47:25.000 It's part of the feeling of terror.

00:47:29.000 There might be opposites there.

00:47:32.000 I'm horrified but I'm also blissful.

00:47:38.000 I feel a little hungry.

00:47:41.000 You're 15.

00:47:42.000 Go be 15. 1.00

00:47:43.000 You sound stupid. 1.00

00:47:44.000 I was stupid when I was 15. 1.00

00:47:46.000 Maybe I am now. 1.00

00:47:47.000 But still.

00:47:48.000 I didn't tape my mouth shut.

00:47:51.000 She should have taped it shut more. 0.97

00:47:53.000 I will.

00:47:53.000 Would have been better.

00:47:55.000 I do notice that they started with, oh we got our mouths covered, and then it completely gave that up.

00:48:00.000 Every single shot after that, no mouth covered.

00:48:03.000 I think except for when the meal comes, any holiday gathering 15 year olds should have to tape their mouth shut.

00:48:10.000 I think that's fair.

00:48:10.000 It's because they're thoughts.

00:48:11.000 It's fair.

00:48:13.000 I just want to eat.

00:48:13.000 I just want to sit there.

00:48:14.000 I just want to eat and move on, watch my movie, and just keep talking.

00:48:20.000 Yeah, that's it.

00:48:21.000 I want to hear your opinion because you're 15.

00:48:23.000 I was asking me questions.

00:48:24.000 I don't want to talk to you, little kid. 1.00

00:48:26.000 Wow, you guys are jerks. 1.00

00:48:27.000 What do you want to talk to a 15-year-old about? 1.00

00:48:29.000 I'm talking to my kid.

00:48:30.000 I want to help them understand life.

00:48:31.000 You want to meet Chris Hansen?

00:48:35.000 Come over here, sit down.

00:48:36.000 Take a seat.

00:48:38.000 Put the Gatorade and the Cheetos down.

00:48:39.000 It says here you are. 0.99

00:48:41.000 Gerald's A and the A is for a lot of cock. 0.97

00:48:48.000 Was this your chat log here? 0.99

00:48:50.000 I love how it's always the worst name imaginable. 0.98

00:48:53.000 It's like, I wanna bang 15 year olds. 0.99

00:48:56.000 It's like, we were just friends, we were just having a nice conversation, none of it was sexual at all. 0.99

00:49:00.000 Well it says, I wanna bleep you in your bleep, with your bleep tied behind your bleep.

00:49:06.000 Allegedly! 0.99

00:49:06.000 And yes, I mean this sexually. 0.99

00:49:08.000 The last part probably is the... Have you ever protested in front of Amy Coney Barrett's house?

00:49:14.000 No.

00:49:14.000 I'd like to know.

00:49:18.000 I hope you don't protest what I'm about to do to you.

00:49:24.000 Except abortions have all but ended in South Dakota pending the release of the SCOTUS decision.

00:49:35.000 Governor Kristi Noem, is that right?

00:49:37.000 A woman.

00:49:38.000 Is she a full woman? 0.95

00:49:39.000 She's pretty hot. 1.00

00:49:43.000 Okay, so we're talking about a real woman.

00:49:45.000 May I see a picture?

00:49:45.000 Yeah, let's see.

00:49:46.000 Real woman.

00:49:46.000 Yeah, hold on.

00:49:47.000 We need an update on that.

00:49:48.000 She's like cowgirl hot. 1.00

00:49:49.000 Okay, so she's like a real woman. 0.98

00:49:50.000 Yeah, she's cowgirl hot. 1.00

00:49:52.000 She's not, oh. 0.92

00:49:53.000 She's like home on the prairie, like.

00:49:56.000 No, rodeo cowgirl hot.

00:49:57.000 Oh, okay.

00:49:58.000 Yeah.

00:49:58.000 She's like buckle bunny hot.

00:50:00.000 No, no, no, hold on.

00:50:01.000 Okay, like bunny hop hot?

00:50:03.000 Buckle bunny. 0.83

00:50:03.000 Oh, I thought you meant like Biden bunny hop. 0.83

00:50:05.000 It was like Daisy Duke. 0.72

00:50:07.000 Like you wouldn't mind getting wrangled by Christy Nome if you know what I'm saying. 0.92

00:50:10.000 Oh my gracious.

00:50:11.000 Daisy Duke.

00:50:12.000 Daisy Duke for sure.

00:50:14.000 Alright.

00:50:14.000 Okay.

00:50:15.000 I prefer to pick up that young Amish girl. 0.99

00:50:21.000 Their family carriage ran off the road, okay?

00:50:23.000 Yes.

00:50:26.000 Governor, yeah, Kristi Noem, a woman, celebrated the closure of the last abortion clinic in

00:50:32.000 her state by saying, Abortions have stopped in South Dakota.

00:50:37.000 We have prayed for this day and now it is here.

00:50:40.000 Now we must redouble our focus.

00:50:44.000 Is that right?

00:50:45.000 It is.

00:50:45.000 Great.

00:50:46.000 We must redouble our focus on taking care of mothers in crisis.

00:50:51.000 Help is available for you.

00:50:53.000 Adoption is an option.

00:50:55.000 You are never alone.

00:50:56.000 And I love that she said that second part because the claim from the left is that we only care about kids while they're in the womb and then after that they they're on their own because they say we oppose social spending and other things like that to take care of them.

00:51:07.000 It's like no, we oppose giving away free stuff With money that we don't have that doesn't actually solve the problem.

00:51:12.000 And so she's kind of taking that and heading it off and saying, look, now that this is happening, we have to make sure that mothers in crisis and kids that are born into poverty are getting the help that they need.

00:51:21.000 Not handouts, not free stuff for the rest of their life to be dependent on the government, but actual help.

00:51:26.000 So hopefully that helps her.

00:51:28.000 It doesn't matter.

00:51:29.000 They're going to call her a murderer. 1.00

00:51:31.000 I think her constituents love what she's doing.

00:51:33.000 And that's really all that matters for her in her state.

00:51:36.000 Well, so far, there's been no women taking to the streets with dead babies duct-taped to their hands.

00:51:42.000 Really?

00:51:42.000 Well, that's fair.

00:51:43.000 I'm surprised.

00:51:44.000 Yeah.

00:51:44.000 Fake ones, of course.

00:51:46.000 Well, yes.

00:51:46.000 Fifteen-year-olds.

00:51:47.000 Plastic.

00:51:48.000 And by women, I mean children. 0.59

00:51:50.000 Having children.

00:51:51.000 Children having children. 0.92

00:51:53.000 Down in the streets.

00:51:55.000 I think the bigger problem is... Taking to the streets.

00:51:58.000 Children having babies.

00:52:00.000 Pants.

00:52:00.000 Don't do that.

00:52:02.000 You don't know me, but I'm your mother.

00:52:05.000 Alright.

00:52:07.000 That's not a song.

00:52:08.000 I know it's not.

00:52:09.000 It changes the mother.

00:52:10.000 Taking it to the streets.

00:52:12.000 Lane, you look upset.

00:52:13.000 You alright?

00:52:13.000 No.

00:52:14.000 Angry.

00:52:14.000 Is it because... No, I'm good.

00:52:15.000 He's pensive.

00:52:16.000 Is it because of the...

00:52:17.000 The ginger things are starting to boil over.

00:52:19.000 Is that it?

00:52:20.000 No, I'm fine.

00:52:21.000 I didn't do it.

00:52:22.000 No, I'm just kidding.

00:52:23.000 I'm just kidding.

00:52:23.000 I call you laying the brain because I think you're a sharp guy.

00:52:26.000 I'll survive.

00:52:26.000 He's very sharp and he does have a soul.

00:52:29.000 If we need a quick during show pick-me-up, Charity says Ginger Snap is as hot as Chris Evans. 0.96

00:52:36.000 Ah, see?

00:52:37.000 Charity?

00:52:37.000 I agree.

00:52:38.000 Charity already said he transitioned as well.

00:52:40.000 I think that counts me though.

00:52:41.000 Don't insult Charity.

00:52:42.000 Hey Casey, I appreciate you making up that account to say that honestly.

00:52:46.000 It was actually me tweeting under the desk.

00:52:48.000 Yeah, right.

00:52:48.000 But I meant every word.

00:52:52.000 Oh, chicks love you on there. 1.00

00:52:54.000 You haven't seen that?

00:52:55.000 They do, yeah.

00:52:56.000 He's popular.

00:52:57.000 Some like the chest hair, some don't.

00:53:00.000 Well, they're wrong and I hate them.

00:53:03.000 What do you prefer?

00:53:04.000 You like the chest hair?

00:53:06.000 On other people?

00:53:07.000 Oh yeah, myself.

00:53:08.000 On women. 0.98

00:53:08.000 On women! 0.98

00:53:09.000 You can take it or leave it.

00:53:11.000 Yeah, I mean, it just depends.

00:53:12.000 There's certain nationalities where it just comes with the frame.

00:53:15.000 And if the rest is working, it works.

00:53:16.000 Yeah.

00:53:17.000 If you can work it, you can work it.

00:53:20.000 It's a confidence thing. 0.99

00:53:22.000 I've always said, you know, nothing like a nice pair of hairy tits. 1.00

00:53:27.000 Nice and warm. 1.00

00:53:28.000 Okay.

00:53:28.000 End of a long day.

00:53:30.000 Curlies around the area.

00:53:32.000 Oh yeah, that's good.

00:53:33.000 Let's keep on moving here, please.

00:53:36.000 Oh my goodness.

00:53:38.000 Fabulous.

00:53:42.000 Stephen just threw his phone across the room.

00:53:43.000 Actually, he's probably laughing at that one.

00:53:47.000 I know I could get him to laugh at that.

00:53:49.000 That wasn't even dirty.

00:53:50.000 Come on.

00:53:50.000 No.

00:53:51.000 Everybody's got nipples. 0.99

00:53:52.000 We know that we all prefer a woman without hairy breasts. 1.00

00:53:56.000 I'm just saying, if we took an honest poll, I think everyone would go, I like my breasts hairless. 0.86

00:54:02.000 Yeah.

00:54:03.000 Thank you.

00:54:06.000 I'm sure there's one guy out there that's like, I absolutely disagree. 0.59

00:54:12.000 I like, I like breasts to look like earmuffs. 0.98

00:54:17.000 Living in his mother's basement. 0.98

00:54:19.000 Oh, for sure. 0.99

00:54:20.000 And mother's got hairy breasts. 1.00

00:54:24.000 Mother, can I feed? 0.99

00:54:27.000 So anyway.

00:54:28.000 Perhaps the protesters are like this.

00:54:32.000 So creepy.

00:54:33.000 And somebody calls their mom, Mother.

00:54:36.000 Mother.

00:54:36.000 Do you hear that in the stores ever?

00:54:37.000 Mommy.

00:54:38.000 Mother.

00:54:38.000 Mother, may I buy this?

00:54:40.000 And I'm like, uh.

00:54:41.000 You're 35.

00:54:42.000 Yeah.

00:54:43.000 Cause it's never.

00:54:44.000 It's weird.

00:54:45.000 Take the diaper off.

00:54:47.000 So I always think like, I'm doing like an old classic car and he's got old woman 1.00

00:54:54.000 insurance. He spent all his life working on that and not life.

00:54:58.000 Like you buy a classic car once you win.

00:55:01.000 Yeah.

00:55:02.000 You got a chick that was like into cars. 1.00

00:55:04.000 Yeah.

00:55:04.000 It's like mother, I'll slow down. I'm sorry, mother.

00:55:07.000 It's his mom's car.

00:55:09.000 Yeah, that's true.

00:55:12.000 She bought it and it's just been in the garage.

00:55:14.000 Pre-inheritance. 0.96

00:55:16.000 I know you're going to die soon, mother. 0.92

00:55:17.000 Oh, mother.

00:55:18.000 It's the machine from 8mm.

00:55:20.000 Go to church, mother. 1.00

00:55:21.000 I want to do bad things. 1.00

00:55:24.000 Perhaps the protesters are like this young lady, who just enjoys killing babies. 1.00

00:55:28.000 Y'all, these dumbasses were making a live on TikTok, and they were explaining about how, oh, pro-life is good, abortions are bad, and all this and that, and I had to pop in and give my two cents, and they were like, you know, they're babies, it's a human, humans have rights, and you're gonna kill it? 0.99

00:55:43.000 That's a murder. 1.00

00:55:44.000 And I'm like, listen, bitch, I would get pregnant just to abort it. 1.00

00:55:47.000 You can't argue with me, okay? 1.00

00:55:48.000 I'm psycho. 1.00

00:55:49.000 I would f***ing kill it. 1.00

00:55:50.000 That's true. 1.00

00:55:50.000 I would push myself down the f***ing stairs. 1.00

00:55:52.000 I would jump out of a plane to kill that baby. 1.00

00:55:54.000 I do not want to give birth. 1.00

00:55:55.000 Why wait?

00:55:59.000 Jump on that plan now.

00:56:00.000 Yes, there's stairs available everywhere.

00:56:02.000 Your terms are acceptable to me.

00:56:03.000 Plentiful with stairs.

00:56:04.000 You're in a car, there's walls.

00:56:08.000 There are bridges that need to be jumped off of.

00:56:11.000 Low ones, you know, five, ten feet.

00:56:14.000 Why is it that you would relate it to being psychotic, though, if you thought it was a noble belief?

00:56:19.000 Yeah.

00:56:20.000 Yeah, isn't that interesting?

00:56:21.000 I'm crazy, therefore.

00:56:22.000 It's like, subconsciously, they know. 0.83

00:56:24.000 I would get pregnant just to get an abortion. 0.97

00:56:26.000 Well, that's nice. 0.99

00:56:26.000 I would jump out of a plane. 0.99

00:56:28.000 You realize you would kill yourself, right?

00:56:30.000 I don't know that you've thought this through.

00:56:31.000 No.

00:56:32.000 Just so you didn't have to. 0.50

00:56:33.000 I psycho though! 0.97

00:56:34.000 I psycho! 0.99

00:56:34.000 Look at me. 0.99

00:56:35.000 Yeah, I'm crazy.

00:56:36.000 Look at this.

00:56:36.000 I'm wearing a jersey.

00:56:37.000 I'll delete myself.

00:56:38.000 I don't even play football.

00:56:40.000 I put my glasses down so the sun hits my eyes, which defeats the purpose of sunglasses.

00:56:44.000 Yeah, I look like TLC a little bit.

00:56:46.000 I chase waterfalls.

00:56:48.000 I will also jump down one if I'm pregnant. 0.99

00:56:50.000 Oh, good.

00:56:51.000 The Supreme Court is scheduled to release more opinions tomorrow and Thursday.

00:56:55.000 Yeah.

00:56:56.000 You guys excited?

00:56:57.000 I am.

00:56:57.000 Woo!

00:56:58.000 So this week we'll see Roe v. Wade decisions coming down.

00:57:00.000 Lane and I were talking about it with Benson as well.

00:57:02.000 It's going to get crazy.

00:57:03.000 We're trying to determine when they're going to do that.

00:57:04.000 Probably, you think, Lane, do you think next Thursday probably? 0.61

00:57:07.000 I would say it would be their last set of decisions before they're released for the summer recess because I don't think they want to have to deal with any of that press or any of the crap.

00:57:15.000 I mean, look what's already going on.

00:57:16.000 Can you imagine after it's official?

00:57:18.000 Yeah, they don't want to go to work the next day and face the protests and everything else.

00:57:22.000 They're just going to drop it last day.

00:57:24.000 Alright, we're out.

00:57:24.000 Going to Cancun.

00:57:25.000 So we'll see.

00:57:26.000 We'll keep you guys posted.

00:57:27.000 We'll be covering when it drops.

00:57:29.000 They've been doing most of their drops in the morning around 9, 10 o'clock, something like that.

00:57:32.000 Yeah, they're usually all in by 11 Eastern, I think.

00:57:35.000 And none of these people are awake at that time.

00:57:37.000 Wow.

00:57:37.000 Do they use the term drop like it's an album?

00:57:40.000 Yeah.

00:57:41.000 And Amy Coney Barrett gets down front and gives one of these. 0.96

00:57:43.000 Dropping like it's hot.

00:57:44.000 Doing the b-boy stance. 0.89

00:57:47.000 I'm Amy Coney the Shaka.

00:57:49.000 Oh.

00:57:50.000 No, she's not.

00:57:51.000 Very boring.

00:57:52.000 No?

00:57:52.000 Very boring.

00:57:53.000 Yeah.

00:57:53.000 You don't like Amy Coney Barrett?

00:57:54.000 I like her.

00:57:55.000 You like Coney dogs?

00:57:56.000 Oh.

00:57:57.000 She went to your alma mater, right?

00:57:58.000 Coney Island?

00:57:58.000 You like Coney Island?

00:57:58.000 She did.

00:57:59.000 Wait, she was a professor, I think, at my alma mater.

00:58:01.000 I don't think she went there.

00:58:02.000 At Notre Dame?

00:58:03.000 Notre Dame.

00:58:05.000 Our lady.

00:58:06.000 Where you played soccer?

00:58:07.000 I played American football.

00:58:10.000 Oh.

00:58:10.000 Well.

00:58:11.000 Someone else is from South Bend, Indiana, aren't they?

00:58:15.000 Our man Pete Buttgig.

00:58:17.000 Pete Buttgig is from South Bend, Indiana.

00:58:19.000 There's big news with Buttgig.

00:58:22.000 Air travel is starting to get crazy in the U.S.

00:58:24.000 and transportation... wait, he's that guy. I was laughing, I'm sorry. Yes, he's the, well, emphasis on secretary.

00:58:33.000 He's the transportation secretary. Pete Buttigieg is warning airlines to step up their game or else.

00:58:42.000 Of the Memorial Day meltdown when 2,700 flights were canceled nationwide.

00:58:47.000 Hopefully people just kind of get there with like no more complications, no more delays.

00:58:51.000 Late today, transportation secretary Pete Buttigieg gathered airline CEOs in a virtual meeting

00:58:57.000 asking for assurances that the rest of the summer vacation season will go smoothly.

00:59:02.000 I let them know that, you know, this is a moment when we're really counting on them to deliver reliably for the traveling public.

00:59:09.000 Look, there is a lot of pent-up demand out there.

00:59:12.000 Among the biggest choke points, Florida.

00:59:15.000 Passenger traffic has surged more than 100% over pre-pandemic levels at virtually every airport in the state.

00:59:22.000 That's almost like people weren't allowed to travel for a while.

00:59:25.000 Now they want to go to Florida?

00:59:26.000 Strange.

00:59:27.000 Weird.

00:59:27.000 Strange.

00:59:27.000 It's very odd.

00:59:29.000 I wonder why.

00:59:29.000 I can't get it.

00:59:31.000 Also, maybe it's because gas is $5 a gallon.

00:59:36.000 On average.

00:59:37.000 Perhaps airplane fuel has gone up.

00:59:39.000 Perhaps.

00:59:40.000 Perhaps I have to pay $1,400 for a ticket to Detroit.

00:59:44.000 I'm not exaggerating.

00:59:46.000 Wow.

00:59:46.000 What?

00:59:46.000 Goodness.

00:59:47.000 Yeah, I'm not kidding.

00:59:48.000 Why would anyone pay $1,400 to go to Detroit?

00:59:51.000 Because they're from there, otherwise there's zero reason. 0.97

00:59:55.000 I'm kind of retarded.

00:59:56.000 I actually get to sit co-pilot. 0.95

00:59:58.000 Oh! 0.60

00:59:58.000 Booty. 0.60

00:59:59.000 Booty King also said his department could take enforcement actions against airlines that fail to live up to consumer protection standards.

01:00:11.000 And I'm glad you mentioned this because this is one of the unintended consequences segments that we should probably have at the ready every single time the government comes in and says I'm going to force you to do something in private business.

01:00:22.000 They're saying, look, if you schedule these flights, you have to have at least this many, otherwise we may fine you.

01:00:26.000 You know what airlines will do?

01:00:28.000 Okay, we will schedule fewer flights and so ticket prices will go up and there'll be fewer opportunities to travel because airlines don't have enough pilots right now.

01:00:36.000 His own department, transportation, is part of the problem down in Florida that they were having, didn't mention that, and it's pent-up demand.

01:00:44.000 Like, you can't force airlines to do better jobs with fewer trained pilots.

01:00:48.000 Yes, I want to have Dave, after two months of training, go in and fly a plane and hopefully not kill us.

01:00:52.000 No, I'd rather have a really well-trained pilot and that takes time.

01:00:55.000 I'm pretty good at loop-de-loops now.

01:00:57.000 Well, there you go!

01:00:58.000 On that note, though, if you do want to become a pilot, now is probably the easiest time ever to do it.

01:01:02.000 So if you have new dreams, Dave, and you want to spread your wings... I do.

01:01:06.000 You know, there's a good shot.

01:01:07.000 You could be flying for Spirit Airlines.

01:01:08.000 Yeah!

01:01:09.000 I just want to be like John Travolta.

01:01:11.000 Buzz the tower?

01:01:12.000 I'll be like, I'll fly the plane, and then I'll put it into autopilot and be like, hey, who wants to give me an old H.J.?

01:01:19.000 Or this thing ain't gonna land, fella.

01:01:21.000 Probably Pete Buttigieg.

01:01:22.000 This thing won't land itself, actually.

01:01:24.000 Count me in.

01:01:25.000 Probably is a good time, though, to become a pilot.

01:01:27.000 Yeah, my friend, she flies for American, and she said that they can't get enough applications in quick enough. 0.72

01:01:33.000 No.

01:01:33.000 They're just canceling flights all the time.

01:01:35.000 Yeah.

01:01:36.000 Oh, I was on one this week, and it was delayed three hours before I got in, and people get furious.

01:01:41.000 I'm just so used to the fact that this is kind of what it is now.

01:01:44.000 Yeah.

01:01:44.000 I'm just like, yeah, whatever.

01:01:45.000 I guess I'm just gonna read more.

01:01:47.000 Go back to the lounge.

01:01:48.000 Yeah, it's not the end of the world.

01:01:50.000 I bet you have a lounge pass, Gerald.

01:01:51.000 I do.

01:01:52.000 I do too, but I don't go in there.

01:01:55.000 I do.

01:01:55.000 I think it's uppity.

01:01:56.000 I don't care.

01:01:57.000 What do they have in the lounge?

01:01:59.000 Just free food and a place to sit.

01:02:01.000 It's really not much.

01:02:02.000 It's only because I have so many miles on Delta.

01:02:05.000 But it's like, ooh, croissants.

01:02:08.000 That's worth it.

01:02:09.000 Yay! 0.99

01:02:10.000 Extra how much?

01:02:11.000 Day old bread.

01:02:11.000 $400 a year.

01:02:14.000 But you get, like, bonus miles.

01:02:16.000 It works out if you travel.

01:02:17.000 If you're doing a lot.

01:02:18.000 Yeah.

01:02:18.000 I have a credit card for it, so that's the only reason.

01:02:20.000 Okay, Gerald, we get it.

01:02:22.000 No, I'm saying... No, me too.

01:02:23.000 I get it.

01:02:24.000 We get it that you're bragging.

01:02:26.000 Mine makes sense.

01:02:30.000 I'm not bragging at all!

01:02:33.000 I got to the San Francisco airport three and a half hours early one time by accident.

01:02:38.000 You don't want to get there early.

01:02:40.000 I'm just gonna go into the airport lounge I'll pay the $50 day fee and they're like you know for 200 bucks you could probably have a pass for the year and I'm like what?

01:02:46.000 Yeah, you walk into the airport lounge in San Francisco, it's just a bathroom with holes in the stall.

01:02:50.000 Yeah, exactly.

01:02:51.000 People taking dumps everywhere, like, huh, want to make you feel like San Francisco.

01:02:55.000 You don't use the bathroom.

01:02:56.000 It's great!

01:02:57.000 Well, on the same day that Butt Gage, Butt Gage.

01:03:01.000 Booty Gage.

01:03:01.000 Yeah.

01:03:03.000 Large Gage.

01:03:05.000 Butter Buns.

01:03:06.000 His own flight from Washington to New York was cancelled, forcing him to use a very special rental car service.

01:03:13.000 He's had a lot of dongs when I was over there. 0.99

01:03:19.000 It's gonna take extra time.

01:03:21.000 But who can blame them?

01:03:22.000 You know, they do have a pretty awesome marketing campaign.

01:03:25.000 Mac, why don't you go ahead and operate the bike?

01:03:28.000 Yeah!

01:03:29.000 No problem.

01:03:29.000 Sure.

01:03:31.000 Just like any other workout bike.

01:03:32.000 Wow.

01:03:33.000 The pedals?

01:03:34.000 Oh, there you go.

01:03:35.000 It's outrageous.

01:03:36.000 I know.

01:03:37.000 There it is.

01:03:38.000 I mean, it's just a...

01:03:44.000 Classic.

01:03:44.000 Okay, alright, alright, alright.

01:03:46.000 Okay, I know what you're thinking, okay?

01:03:48.000 But it is not what it looks like.

01:03:50.000 Classic.

01:03:55.000 I wonder if his bike does that.

01:03:57.000 Also, be sure to share the show right now, if you can.

01:04:00.000 Enjoying it.

01:04:02.000 I'm enjoying it.

01:04:02.000 I hope you're enjoying it.

01:04:03.000 And also, again, don't forget to comment.

01:04:05.000 Say how much you love stuff.

01:04:06.000 Or how much you don't.

01:04:08.000 I don't really care what you think.

01:04:10.000 Let us know.

01:04:10.000 I do care.

01:04:11.000 I do care.

01:04:12.000 Massively insecure.

01:04:13.000 Hate comments are comments.

01:04:15.000 They are true.

01:04:16.000 Interactions.

01:04:17.000 But honestly, yeah.

01:04:17.000 Thanks for watching.

01:04:19.000 And also let us know what, again, what's the worst Father's Day gift you've ever given or received.

01:04:24.000 Comment.

01:04:26.000 No?

01:04:29.000 Did not.

01:04:30.000 That was a deliberate slight.

01:04:32.000 He did.

01:04:33.000 He left you on that branch.

01:04:35.000 That hurt.

01:04:35.000 And it cracked.

01:04:36.000 Comment.

01:04:37.000 I can't do it again.

01:04:38.000 Watch this.

01:04:40.000 Rumble! 0.62

01:04:41.000 Rumble! 0.62

01:04:42.000 Can you do it again?

01:04:44.000 Rumble! 0.62

01:04:49.000 Go to rumble Oh

01:04:55.000 Oh Man

01:05:04.000 All right, guys, this is pretty important.

01:05:06.000 OK, yes, serious faces.

01:05:07.000 Let's get serious faces on here.

01:05:09.000 Big boy pants.

01:05:10.000 Big deal here.

01:05:13.000 On Sunday, June 19th, Congressman Adam Kinzinger of the January 6th Committee had this to say about future violence.

01:05:23.000 There are people that there is violence in the future, I'm going to tell you.

01:05:27.000 And until we get a grip on telling people the truth, we can't expect any differently.

01:05:33.000 He had no idea how right he would be.

01:05:35.000 Here's footage from Juneteenth Mo'Cella celebration in Washington DC.

01:05:41.000 Mostly peaceful celebration.

01:05:52.000 Yes.

01:05:54.000 Is that Sofia Vergara narrating the video?

01:05:57.000 Oh, yes it is.

01:05:58.000 It's a lot of gun shows!

01:06:00.000 Look at it!

01:06:02.000 It go pop pop!

01:06:03.000 You're telling me that's Washington, D.C.?

01:06:06.000 Yes, the gun safe area.

01:06:08.000 What?

01:06:09.000 Yeah, it's so gun free. 0.98

01:06:10.000 Ridiculous. 0.93

01:06:11.000 Yeah. 0.95

01:06:11.000 I mean, it's mostly gun free. 0.95

01:06:13.000 Mostly.

01:06:14.000 Like, that was, like, majority no gun.

01:06:16.000 Are we sure that wasn't Cheyenne, Wyoming?

01:06:18.000 It could have been.

01:06:19.000 I think it might have.

01:06:20.000 It could have been.

01:06:22.000 But according to the Chief of Police, the event was promoted on social media but was not authorized.

01:06:27.000 This evening, around the six o'clock hour, there was an unpermitted event that took place in the 1400 block of U Street.

01:06:38.000 And while this event was going on, apparently this started on social media, several hundred people began to gather in the area of the 1400 block of U Street.

01:06:48.000 Most of the group was contained initially to the sidewalk.

01:06:52.000 MPD members responded to the area to assist.

01:06:56.000 In fairness, they did go to get a Juneteenth permit, and they were like, oh, what?

01:07:02.000 Everyone's like, huh?

01:07:04.000 Juneteenth?

01:07:05.000 Look, we've looked through everything.

01:07:07.000 I got nothing.

01:07:08.000 The 16th?

01:07:09.000 We didn't make the 18th?

01:07:10.000 What's the etymology behind that?

01:07:12.000 Like, what is teenth?

01:07:14.000 June 19th.

01:07:15.000 Juneteenth.

01:07:17.000 Yeah, but it's like an Ebonics thing.

01:07:18.000 It's science.

01:07:20.000 The 18th and 17th, there's teenths in all of these.

01:07:23.000 There are, yes.

01:07:24.000 I'm just confused.

01:07:26.000 Forgive the ignorance.

01:07:27.000 No, no, it's a good point.

01:07:29.000 I remember a crack addict tried to sell me a little girl's bicycle for 11 teen cents.

01:07:33.000 That happened once.

01:07:34.000 It's a good deal.

01:07:35.000 You're like, I guess so.

01:07:36.000 And you bought it.

01:07:37.000 Does it have the bell?

01:07:38.000 Did it have the bell?

01:07:40.000 It did not.

01:07:40.000 That was what was upsetting.

01:07:42.000 Yeah.

01:07:42.000 I was like, what am I going to do if Biden falls?

01:07:45.000 He needs the bell to get attention.

01:07:47.000 Oh! 0.60

01:07:48.000 Sound in the darkness.

01:07:49.000 Can I have a bell?

01:07:50.000 Just in case I need help.

01:07:52.000 I was going to look up where Juneteenth comes from.

01:07:55.000 And do you want to see what happens if you Google Juneteenth?

01:07:57.000 Oh, I hate that.

01:07:58.000 Oh, yes, I do.

01:07:59.000 Oh, no.

01:08:02.000 Do you know why I hate this?

01:08:04.000 It's not because of Juneteenth.

01:08:06.000 What is this?

01:08:07.000 Is that the Palestine flag?

01:08:09.000 I don't know what it is.

01:08:10.000 I think it is.

01:08:10.000 That's Jamaica, isn't it?

01:08:11.000 I don't know what it is.

01:08:12.000 Jamaican flag.

01:08:13.000 It's when they just... Jamaican me crazy. 0.98

01:08:15.000 Yeah, no kidding.

01:08:15.000 The reason I hate this is because when you do feasters... Then is when you play the applause.

01:08:19.000 Nothing.

01:08:19.000 Thank you.

01:08:20.000 Guys, come on.

01:08:21.000 Yeah.

01:08:21.000 I was trying to call back to that.

01:08:22.000 Nope!

01:08:24.000 Look at these guys.

01:08:25.000 You can't force the applause.

01:08:27.000 No, I think that was the time to do it.

01:08:28.000 I miss you, Gary.

01:08:29.000 I miss you too.

01:08:30.000 That's not offense to anybody else.

01:08:32.000 No, no.

01:08:33.000 Don't get all worked up.

01:08:34.000 We just have a special connection.

01:08:35.000 We're just friends.

01:08:36.000 Two of us.

01:08:37.000 Right.

01:08:37.000 Over here.

01:08:37.000 Just me and you.

01:08:38.000 Part-time lovers!

01:08:41.000 Right, Geraldine?

01:08:42.000 No.

01:08:43.000 Full-time.

01:08:45.000 Okay.

01:08:46.000 Overtime.

01:08:47.000 Overtime lover.

01:08:49.000 Overtime lovers.

01:08:50.000 Putting in the hours.

01:08:54.000 And night shift too.

01:08:57.000 Where are we now?

01:08:59.000 Anyway, let's... Well, let's be more serious about this, though.

01:09:01.000 What we do know, honestly, about the shooting is one 15-year-old was shot dead.

01:09:06.000 Three others wounded, including one officer.

01:09:09.000 There was an earlier violent altercation, which people also fled on foot.

01:09:18.000 It's a celebration. 1.00

01:09:20.000 It's the running of the bullshit. 0.99

01:09:25.000 The police did not close the event, though. 1.00

01:09:28.000 That's insane.

01:09:29.000 How many times can you have people running from an event where they're like, ah, I think it's safe to go back?

01:09:35.000 In D.C.

01:09:36.000 This is like every day.

01:09:37.000 I don't understand.

01:09:40.000 Everyone thinks that a celebration marking the end of the worst institution of American history is a great idea.

01:09:45.000 Yes.

01:09:46.000 I have no problem.

01:09:47.000 Like for example, today the stock market is shut down.

01:09:52.000 Is it?

01:09:53.000 Which I think is exciting that after 156 years they decided to finally do that.

01:10:01.000 You can tell that it's sincere when over a century and a half later they're like, let's acknowledge this.

01:10:09.000 The abolishment of slavery.

01:10:11.000 And this is very interesting to me because the Emancipation Proclamation was almost two years prior to this.

01:10:19.000 That should be, in my opinion, the date.

01:10:20.000 But I understand why having... Yeah, because this is like the final official... Sort of, because it's when Union soldiers showed up in Galveston Bay and And let them know, like read this proclamation to them, letting them know that they were free, and they had to show up in force to make sure that they could enforce this in former Confederate states, but I don't think that was the last group to find out, right?

01:10:40.000 That's when they finally showed up in Texas.

01:10:42.000 There were probably groups after that as well, so it's almost arbitrary that they're picking that day to celebrate.

01:10:48.000 I'm like, can we just put it on the Emancipation Proclamation Day?

01:10:50.000 Because that's when a white guy and a bunch of white soldiers and black soldiers died to free slaves, and we should be celebrating that all together.

01:10:59.000 Did you have to open with white guy?

01:11:01.000 Well, I did because it's like he doesn't exist.

01:11:04.000 That's true.

01:11:05.000 That's the problem.

01:11:06.000 I don't have a problem.

01:11:07.000 Well, Juneteenth started in Texas, right?

01:11:08.000 Wasn't that the whole idea?

01:11:10.000 It was in Galveston, Texas.

01:11:14.000 It's interesting that we have to have two different holidays because information traveled so slowly.

01:11:19.000 Well, and Confederate people were just saying, no, we're not going to do it. 1.00

01:11:22.000 So of course you should be like, alright, idiots. 1.00

01:11:25.000 The Emancipation Proclamation was signed. 1.00

01:11:26.000 But correct me if I'm wrong, this is something I should definitely have a better grip on.

01:11:30.000 There's never been a federal holiday surrounding the Emancipation Proclamation.

01:11:34.000 No, I think it should be.

01:11:36.000 Yeah, absolutely.

01:11:37.000 I'll take both.

01:11:38.000 So that's why it just seems like the messaging here is not really about freeing the slaves at all.

01:11:43.000 It doesn't seem, it just seems like some sort of strange cultural... Yeah. 0.77

01:11:48.000 Yeah, it's not really about the event itself, it's about the...

01:11:51.000 Outward appearance of going look how virtuous we are celebrating this right now like Google when you type in on Google Juneteenth you get this thing so then go look at us we're doing the song and dance like we got your thing right?

01:12:04.000 Oh you got a black friend that's what Google's doing. 1.00

01:12:06.000 Because I think we all know, if we remember history, that when slavery ended, there was confetti.

01:12:12.000 Not to overshadow Father's Day at all.

01:12:15.000 No, it's not meant for that whatsoever.

01:12:17.000 Well, that's what sucks, is it really is about separating races again and just making something up to be divisive.

01:12:24.000 That's all that it really comes down to.

01:12:25.000 I'm not saying making it up and the fact that it didn't happen.

01:12:28.000 It did, and it should be celebrated, but then throwing in the holiday out of nowhere and pandering 156 years later, or really 158 years later, like you've said, is pointless and obvious.

01:12:41.000 Right, which is why I pointed out that Abraham Lincoln was white and that white people died.

01:12:45.000 No, no, but not to say that.

01:12:47.000 It was just to say that that should bring us together.

01:12:50.000 Right.

01:12:50.000 We were all on the same page.

01:12:52.000 The reason you know it's not supposed to bring us together is how many American flags are being flown to celebrate this holiday?

01:12:57.000 Exactly.

01:12:57.000 Zero.

01:12:58.000 The ones I love.

01:12:59.000 Yeah.

01:12:59.000 Go ahead, please.

01:13:00.000 I was gonna say that we have this flag that unites us together already.

01:13:03.000 So if we want to be united, we would use this flag as that symbol, but no one does that because that's not the goal of this.

01:13:09.000 No.

01:13:09.000 It's to separate, conquer, and divide, just like everything in the last 10 years has been.

01:13:13.000 Yeah, the ones that I do like to see are the ones that have American flags, because it's finally showing, hey, you are American, you are now free.

01:13:22.000 That's such an American story that that should be the focal point, is that we're all together, we're all together in this, but it's not.

01:13:30.000 It's, like you just said, just separating everybody again.

01:13:33.000 Showing different colors, different flags.

01:13:35.000 It should be about America finally rising up and going, no, this is a bad thing.

01:13:41.000 We should undo this.

01:13:42.000 Well, and it's about people in power that will get more power by dividing it.

01:13:49.000 Yeah.

01:13:49.000 And then you also have corporations that are out there that'll make more money off of, you know, the attempt at Juneteenth ice cream like Walmart did, which I think they accidentally made it a gay thing or something because it was June and they were like, we didn't know.

01:14:02.000 Oops.

01:14:03.000 We have no idea.

01:14:04.000 Sorry.

01:14:05.000 The original Juneteenth flag looked like this and now it has changed into this.

01:14:10.000 They call it a Pan-African flag.

01:14:13.000 Ah.

01:14:13.000 Pan-African?

01:14:14.000 Tell someone in Africa that they're Pan-African and see how well that goes. 0.53

01:14:17.000 You know what?

01:14:18.000 Yeah, no kidding.

01:14:19.000 You know what?

01:14:19.000 The Union troops showed up.

01:14:20.000 They said, hey, by the way, you guys are free.

01:14:23.000 Here's the flag.

01:14:24.000 And they were like, yes, thank God we're free.

01:14:26.000 They weren't like, hey, we got to make something else now so that that signifies that this country bled and died for us.

01:14:32.000 I think we'll all jump behind the stars and stripes.

01:14:35.000 Right.

01:14:36.000 Well, and what happened to the original flag that you just showed that was drawn by a kid?

01:14:43.000 MS Paint.

01:14:45.000 When was that first Juneteenth flag made?

01:14:48.000 I gotta look into it.

01:14:50.000 It was 1997.

01:14:50.000 Way back in the day.

01:14:50.000 140 years.

01:14:50.000 It was 1997, yeah.

01:14:52.000 Oh yeah, way back in the day.

01:14:55.000 140 years.

01:14:57.000 Yeah, yeah.

01:14:59.000 OG flag.

01:15:00.000 Back in 97.

01:15:01.000 Back when Jordan was still a bull, Dave.

01:15:04.000 The good old days.

01:15:06.000 We really are just going to keep being divided and divided if we don't...

01:15:10.000 And look, it's totally fine if this is something that you want to celebrate.

01:15:14.000 You should.

01:15:15.000 You should be happy that we're free.

01:15:16.000 That it's a free country.

01:15:17.000 You shouldn't do that by dividing everybody.

01:15:19.000 You should be doing it by unifying everybody.

01:15:22.000 And you shouldn't overlap other holidays with it, which they're deliberately doing.

01:15:26.000 You're being insulting to people by doing it. 0.96

01:15:28.000 You're being insulting to black fathers by doing it. 0.99

01:15:31.000 Yeah. 0.77

01:15:31.000 I mean, that's just my, honestly, it reinforces stereotypes. 0.77

01:15:38.000 It hurts families.

01:15:39.000 It's just, you can be happy that we're a free country.

01:15:43.000 Enjoy Father's Day as well. 0.99

01:15:45.000 You don't have to do this observe shit. 0.99

01:15:46.000 You don't have to- pardon my language. 0.99

01:15:48.000 But it's- it's just all such pandering.

01:15:51.000 It's the same as a month of gay pride parades and everything- why? 0.98

01:15:56.000 So you can sell Doritos and at the end you're like, oh yeah, rainbow. 1.00

01:15:59.000 By the way...

01:16:03.000 We're selling a product to you.

01:16:04.000 Well, that's the problem is if anything right now was anti... if the popular thing of the day was to be anti-gay, every single corporation would be hopping on that.

01:16:14.000 There's no authenticity to any of this.

01:16:16.000 Not at all.

01:16:17.000 No. 0.94

01:16:18.000 I think Disney is authentic to their gay agenda, but other than that... 1.00

01:16:22.000 I think, though, once it starts, if everything keeps tanking at the box office, watch it change.

01:16:28.000 Well, they fired the head of TV.

01:16:31.000 Did they just recently?

01:16:32.000 TV development, yeah.

01:16:32.000 He just, like, unceremoniously just fired him.

01:16:35.000 What did they give him as severance?

01:16:36.000 Two kids?

01:16:38.000 Here you go. 0.64

01:16:39.000 Two little transgender kids. 1.00

01:16:41.000 Here's your basket of molesties. 1.00

01:16:44.000 Have fun.

01:16:46.000 But I think you're right.

01:16:47.000 Once money doesn't come in anymore, they're gonna drop this stuff. 1.00

01:16:52.000 But it takes the audience a long time for them to come around and go, wait, this crap sucks. 0.99

01:16:58.000 Why are we paying for this? 1.00

01:16:59.000 I'm just gonna stay home.

01:17:01.000 Wait, Maverick?

01:17:01.000 I'll go watch Maverick.

01:17:03.000 It just looks like Jets.

01:17:04.000 It's cool.

01:17:06.000 I don't know any gay people that were like, I can't watch Tim Allen do a voice. 1.00

01:17:10.000 This is horrible.

01:17:12.000 I can't believe him.

01:17:13.000 This is terrible.

01:17:14.000 It's like a handful of people on Twitter.

01:17:17.000 And they're probably bots.

01:17:19.000 More than likely.

01:17:20.000 Well, a lot of them are.

01:17:22.000 Yeah.

01:17:22.000 Have you ever tested that theory?

01:17:24.000 Where you just put out a certain thing and then you see how many people come at you and you realize it's bots saying the exact same thing for an agenda?

01:17:31.000 It's very scary.

01:17:32.000 Yeah.

01:17:33.000 Anyway.

01:17:34.000 Twitter is so fake. 0.97

01:17:35.000 It's the worst place on earth.

01:17:36.000 It's interesting when you find a real person.

01:17:38.000 Yeah.

01:17:39.000 Well, usually they're awful as well, but... Yeah.

01:17:42.000 There's some decent people.

01:17:43.000 I was talking about Ezra Miller and his crimes.

01:17:48.000 I did a video about it, and the first thing that I got was... The Flash?

01:17:52.000 Yeah, the Flash.

01:17:53.000 The hero, superhero Flash.

01:17:54.000 Which is ironic.

01:17:55.000 Doing a bunch of grooming, interestingly.

01:17:58.000 And the comment was, uh, can you not Mispronoun him, okay?

01:18:03.000 You're misgendering him.

01:18:05.000 Like, there's no need to misgender him.

01:18:08.000 He's just a bad person, okay?

01:18:09.000 I'm like, why do we give him respect?

01:18:13.000 You're missing the point and get nothing.

01:18:16.000 Just because he's grooming children doesn't mean you have to misgender him.

01:18:21.000 We have standards.

01:18:22.000 Look, people are gonna really get hurt here.

01:18:27.000 I want to hear more about that behind the paywall.

01:18:29.000 Have you not heard about The Flash?

01:18:30.000 He plays The Flash.

01:18:34.000 Kidnaps someone.

01:18:35.000 Just snatching kids.

01:18:37.000 But fortunately he doesn't misgender people. 1.00

01:18:39.000 He knows exactly who he's kidnapping.

01:18:42.000 So...

01:18:43.000 Well Dave, you have a date coming up too, right?

01:18:50.000 July 15th, 16th, Columbus, Ohio?

01:18:52.000 Big date!

01:18:52.000 Back in Ohio!

01:18:54.000 No, I'm kidding.

01:18:54.000 Yes, actually, it'll be in Columbus, Ohio, July 15th and 16th.

01:18:58.000 And again, don't forget to check us out, me and Stephen.

01:19:02.000 We are touring around the country with our Devils Without a Cause.

01:19:07.000 Rebels!

01:19:08.000 We're going platinum!

01:19:09.000 A Cause!

01:19:11.000 And then, of course, you can catch me in Michigan on July 9th.

01:19:15.000 But until then, we got some stuff behind the paywall.

01:19:18.000 We're going to be talking about how FINA bans trans swimmers.

01:19:21.000 I don't know if you heard about that.

01:19:22.000 Yeah, I saw that.

01:19:23.000 Ooh, saucy.

01:19:24.000 And we're going to talk about The Flash a little bit, too.

01:19:28.000 We got our comic book friend on here.

01:19:30.000 I'd like to thank QB, Lane, both of you for joining us today.

01:19:34.000 Thank you, sir.

Louder with Crowder - June 20, 2022

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