Louder with Crowder - June 21, 2022


Kansas Cows EXPLAINED: What's ACTUALLY Killing the Cows? | Louder with Crowder

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oil prices and speculation heat stress event in Kansas
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Steven Crowder
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Donald Trump Joe Biden Dave Megan Rapinoe Elon Musk Ahoy Jeff Goldblum Nels Lindberg Michael Vick Bill Gates Abe Lincoln Putin Ginger Snap Vivian Jenna Wilson Change My Mind George W. Bush Greta Thunberg Martha Stewart Rick Santelli John Gruden and 31 more
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It's Cultural Appropriation Month, which means it's time for another episode of the Loudmouth Curator Podcast! This week, the crew is joined by comedian and friend of the show, Dave Chappelle, who fills in for Curtdizzle and talks about a variety of topics. From the Supreme Court to the dead cows in Kansas, it's a jam-packed episode you won't want to miss!

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00:00:00.000 🎵Outro Music🎵 🎵Outro Music🎵
00:00:29.000 Welcome back to Cultural Appropriation Month.
00:00:31.000 Uh, uh, yeah.
00:00:36.000 Uh, uh, yeah, uh huh.
00:00:38.000 🎵 🎵
00:00:50.000 This fall, six cities prepare for two rebels with a cause.
00:00:57.000 🎵 Dave, the clock in your car is all wrong.
00:01:06.000 It says it's 109.
00:01:07.000 Yeah?
00:01:09.000 It's... I set it back for daylight savings.
00:01:12.000 But it's 227.
00:01:14.000 Yeah, I set it back an hour and 18 minutes for daylight savings.
00:01:18.000 That's what you're supposed to do, right?
00:01:21.000 No, it's not.
00:01:22.000 Everything about this clock is wrong. 0.89
00:01:24.000 It's an entirely useless clock.
00:01:26.000 No, it's totally good.
00:01:27.000 That's what I do with clocks.
00:01:29.000 I set it back just the right amount.
00:01:30.000 Is that why you missed my twin's six-month birthday?
00:01:34.000 Maybe.
00:01:37.000 It's a big one.
00:01:38.000 I sent a cake. 0.67
00:01:40.000 That stripper died. 0.97
00:01:42.000 The Rebels with a Cars Comedy Tour.
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00:02:37.000 Tickets on sale now at louderwithcrowder.com Wonderful.
00:02:39.000 I have to adjust the headphones here a little bit because... Dave, thank you for filling in yesterday.
00:02:43.000 Ahoy! 0.99
00:02:44.000 My pleasure, honestly.
00:02:45.000 Yeah, he's the fastest man.
00:02:47.000 Fastest man on his feet before anything else.
00:02:48.000 Yep, we do have the tour.
00:02:49.000 We will be hitting Phoenix!
00:02:53.000 Houston.
00:02:54.000 Ahoy, ahoy.
00:02:55.000 Charleston, West Virginia.
00:02:56.000 Ahoy.
00:02:56.000 Nashville.
00:02:57.000 Ahoy.
00:02:57.000 Red Bank, New Jersey.
00:02:58.000 Ahoy.
00:02:58.000 Because Manhattan wouldn't have us.
00:02:59.000 And Baltimore.
00:03:00.000 Ahoy! 0.99
00:03:01.000 And we're going to be adding some shows because some of these are close to sold out.
00:03:05.000 So you can go get your tickets now at loudmouthcreditor.com.
00:03:07.000 Slash tour.
00:03:07.000 You got Dave, Gerald A. How are you?
00:03:09.000 I'm well.
00:03:09.000 How are you?
00:03:10.000 I'm okay.
00:03:11.000 I'm okay.
00:03:11.000 I needed a little bit of rest.
00:03:13.000 The weekend took it out of me.
00:03:14.000 Colorado was great.
00:03:15.000 Colorado was fun.
00:03:16.000 And then I came back to the stories that we have to deal with today.
00:03:19.000 Elon Musk's trans child... his son.
00:03:22.000 His son.
00:03:25.000 His son is changing her name to spite his dad.
00:03:31.000 That makes sense.
00:03:31.000 Ahoy!
00:03:32.000 Then we have former President Joe Biden denying the likelihood of recession.
00:03:36.000 By the way, even liberal sources say that he's completely wrong.
00:03:39.000 And one thing, look, there are a lot of conspiracies going around right now about the cows dying.
00:03:44.000 And we need to fact check some of that, both on the left and on the right.
00:03:48.000 My headphones keep going to my left and my right.
00:03:50.000 It's like John Lennon's No. 0.99
00:03:52.000 9, that self-important crap. 0.98
00:03:54.000 Remember that in the White Album? 0.99
00:03:56.000 I try to forget.
00:03:56.000 Number nine?
00:03:57.000 It goes like this if you're listening on audio.
00:03:59.000 Number nine?
00:04:00.000 Number nine?
00:04:01.000 Oh, the best band of all time.
00:04:02.000 If you play it backwards on record player, it says, you're right not to enjoy this.
00:04:06.000 Yes, exactly.
00:04:08.000 In a very sinister voice, though.
00:04:10.000 We'll also be, by the way, today watching live, so you guys can send your comments in on Mug Club regarding the Supreme Court.
00:04:18.000 So if anything happens that we are missing, they could be coming down with some decisions.
00:04:22.000 Oh, was that a comment? 0.80
00:04:25.000 He's just screwing with you again. 0.96
00:04:26.000 I guess let me ask you, while I'm doing that, what have you heard about the dead cows in Kansas? 0.97
00:04:29.000 What do you think is going on?
00:04:31.000 Do you think that the ghost of Chavez and Bill Gates are injecting them with microchips?
00:04:37.000 Or do you think that maybe some things are being blown out of proportion from both the left and the right?
00:04:41.000 The left wants you to believe climate change and it's going to be a calamity?
00:04:45.000 And the right wants you to believe that this is all completely, not the right, but some people want you to believe that this is all completely orchestrated and that it's going to lend itself to the supply shortage.
00:04:54.000 Look, there is a supply shortage coming down the chain.
00:04:56.000 I want to let you know.
00:04:57.000 But it's not because of 2,000 dead cows.
00:04:58.000 No.
00:04:59.000 Okay.
00:04:59.000 Space aliens, so.
00:05:00.000 So, before any of that, a group of old men, I don't know if you saw this, they decided to make their voices heard, as people do now.
00:05:09.000 Sorry, did I say voices?
00:05:10.000 Fists.
00:05:10.000 They fought at Home Depot this week with paint cans and shovels.
00:05:17.000 Ow! 1.00
00:05:17.000 Dang! 1.00
00:05:19.000 You could kill somebody. 1.00
00:05:35.000 You already paid for it. 0.99
00:05:37.000 He goes back.
00:05:39.000 This is a weird Dodge vs Ford commercial.
00:05:46.000 John Reap just drives up.
00:05:47.000 It's a hammy!
00:05:48.000 Harry! 0.56
00:05:50.000 This is when you go get the seven Mexicans standing out front and be like, hey guys, I need you in my gang. 0.99
00:05:54.000 Right, yeah, exactly.
00:05:56.000 We're gonna need some more pay. 0.98
00:05:57.000 Yeah, we pay $15 an hour to put a hit out on somebody.
00:06:01.000 That's not racist.
00:06:02.000 Have you been to a Home Depot?
00:06:02.000 Of course.
00:06:03.000 That's what happens.
00:06:04.000 That's what it is.
00:06:05.000 I mean, it's almost ancillary.
00:06:07.000 Yes.
00:06:08.000 The home furnishings.
00:06:10.000 By the way, Here's the best part.
00:06:13.000 All of those men.
00:06:14.000 You watched that, right?
00:06:14.000 You saw that movie.
00:06:15.000 Pretty serious.
00:06:16.000 Yeah. 1.00
00:06:16.000 Hitting the head with a paint can. 1.00
00:06:18.000 Yes. 1.00
00:06:18.000 Shovel. 1.00
00:06:19.000 No one pressed charges.
00:06:21.000 They all declined.
00:06:24.000 Because they're old.
00:06:25.000 They're old school.
00:06:26.000 They're like, yeah, sometimes you get hit with shovels.
00:06:28.000 Yeah.
00:06:29.000 The cops come out like, what happened here?
00:06:30.000 I didn't see nothing.
00:06:33.000 There's a hand print of white paint on his face and he was like that when I found him.
00:06:42.000 Maybe he'd go get face painting at the mall.
00:06:44.000 Yeah, people do that.
00:06:45.000 I do that sometimes.
00:06:46.000 I get a little whiskers.
00:06:49.000 I get whiskers.
00:06:50.000 That's what he has.
00:06:51.000 I'm Meow Cat.
00:06:52.000 Stop wasting my time, bro.
00:06:55.000 By the way, we're a live show Monday through Thursday at 10 a.m.
00:06:57.000 Eastern.
00:06:58.000 If you're not watching us here on YouTube, if we're not here and you don't see us here, we're still streaming live, of course, on Mug Club.
00:07:05.000 Yeah.
00:07:05.000 And I have a full extended segment today with a representative who's threatening to kill rhinos.
00:07:10.000 Oh, geez.
00:07:10.000 And Rumble.
00:07:11.000 Don't forget the Rumble.
00:07:12.000 So Monday through Thursday at 10 a.m.
00:07:14.000 Eastern.
00:07:15.000 Okay, let's get to Elon Musk here.
00:07:17.000 This is what everyone is talking about this morning.
00:07:19.000 You follow this story?
00:07:21.000 Yeah, I did.
00:07:22.000 Yeah.
00:07:22.000 Well, I took a look into it once I saw that it was on in the news today.
00:07:28.000 So let me ask and you guys can can comment here below.
00:07:31.000 What do you think is happening here?
00:07:33.000 Do you think some people got to this son of Elon's to try and do some damage?
00:07:38.000 Because there are more and more stories coming out where he's talked about the woke mind sickness going to destroy Western civilization because he wants Twitter to be an open platform.
00:07:47.000 I love how when you go look at the leftist news sources, remember that leaked from Project Veritas Zoom call with Elon Musk?
00:07:54.000 Yeah.
00:07:54.000 We need to make sure that it's open, that we don't try and drive a narrative like, Free speech.
00:08:04.000 Can't leave it to the people.
00:08:05.000 We can't leave it to the people.
00:08:07.000 You plebs! 1.00
00:08:08.000 So his son, Elon Musk's son, Xavier Musk, is now identifying as a girl and filed to change his name to Vivian Jenna Wilson.
00:08:21.000 And of course, look, the LGBTQ plus community is pumped and they do as they be when it comes to still getting the dollar bills.
00:08:30.000 And we welcome you to the LGBTQ plus community.
00:08:34.000 Go Vivian! 1.00
00:08:35.000 Woohoo! 1.00
00:08:36.000 But don't say bye bye to your daddy's money, okay?
00:08:38.000 Because it's very expensive to be a girl.
00:08:42.000 Make sure the stock options transfer over to your correct name because you're going to want to seat at that board here coming up soon.
00:08:49.000 Belated Happy Father's Day, Poppy!
00:08:54.000 Keep going strong and I support you and I think it's great that you had the courage to stand up to the tyranny of your very powerful and wealthy father.
00:09:03.000 What's that, the guy from WALL-E?
00:09:07.000 Meaning all of them?
00:09:07.000 There's a glasses store that I don't know about.
00:09:09.000 It's very expensive to be a girl unless, you know, you're a girl. 0.99
00:09:14.000 There should be a tax.
00:09:16.000 Nothing in life is free except What you are born as naturally, that's just something that, but you have to pay if you want to be a girl because that's how you know that it's real. 0.99
00:09:27.000 The rest of them were just pedophiles.
00:09:28.000 I'm living my truth. 0.68
00:09:29.000 Yes, I lived my $15,000 truth here, $1,000 here, $4,000 here, $6,000 here.
00:09:37.000 I bought a lot of truth.
00:09:38.000 I bought a lot of truth.
00:09:39.000 He's all truth.
00:09:41.000 This is really fake.
00:09:42.000 Yes.
00:09:43.000 What?
00:09:43.000 Fake can be true.
00:09:44.000 There's no way that guy in the Hawaiian shirt was not a pedo. 0.89
00:09:47.000 No, come on. 0.94
00:09:48.000 There's no doubt.
00:09:48.000 Come on.
00:09:49.000 Totally grooming, like, hey, welcome.
00:09:51.000 That little mustache.
00:09:52.000 I mean, honestly, part of me respects that he owns it.
00:09:54.000 He just leans right into it.
00:09:55.000 He really did, yeah.
00:09:56.000 You know, he just drove up in a paneled van that says, free puppies and back.
00:09:59.000 Yes.
00:10:01.000 Drives a bus for Disney.
00:10:05.000 Just melted chocolate all over the back of it because it's summer.
00:10:08.000 It's like, I gotta get air conditioning.
00:10:10.000 All the dead puppies too, jeez.
00:10:12.000 Come on! 0.97
00:10:13.000 If you're gonna be a pedo, there needs to be some buy-in. 1.00
00:10:15.000 Buy an ice cream truck, you cheap bastard. 1.00
00:10:18.000 Now, I tried. 1.00
00:10:19.000 I tried.
00:10:21.000 They ask questions!
00:10:22.000 That's why I want Elon Musk's son-slash-daughter to keep the stock options.
00:10:26.000 So, in a document here submitted in California, Xavier, who now identifies as Vivian, said his name changed.
00:10:34.000 The reasoning behind it was gender identity and the fact that I no longer live with or wish to be related to my biological father in any way, shape, or form.
00:10:43.000 And the surname Wilson, of course, comes from the mother.
00:10:44.000 That's, I think, the whole point right there.
00:10:48.000 California.
00:10:49.000 And documents filed in California.
00:10:51.000 We've gotten to the bottom of the root of the problem.
00:10:53.000 You left your son in California, and this is what happens.
00:10:56.000 Yeah.
00:10:57.000 No Columbo needed.
00:10:58.000 No, it's just, it's there.
00:10:59.000 Right in California.
00:11:00.000 I wonder if he wants his dad's money.
00:11:02.000 Oh, of course!
00:11:03.000 That's what we were saying.
00:11:04.000 Keep the money.
00:11:06.000 Keep the money.
00:11:07.000 Just live your own life.
00:11:08.000 Live your truth.
00:11:09.000 Don't let anybody tell you what to do except, you know, take the money.
00:11:12.000 Just like, you know, with women in alimony. 1.00
00:11:14.000 You're a strong, independent woman whose husband pays for all your shit. 1.00
00:11:21.000 Without the access to that cash, though, I would like to see if she would really do this. 1.00
00:11:25.000 Oh, yeah.
00:11:26.000 Cut off.
00:11:26.000 Yeah, there's no way.
00:11:27.000 This is just like a bratty sort of thing, I think, in response.
00:11:30.000 I know that they're going to say that's, you know, a phobic.
00:11:33.000 Yeah.
00:11:34.000 But it's not, though.
00:11:34.000 It's just she has time.
00:11:36.000 Yeah.
00:11:37.000 He still, I guess?
00:11:38.000 He.
00:11:39.000 Or is it?
00:11:40.000 They're saying she, I don't care. 1.00
00:11:41.000 When I said cut it off, by the way, I never thought I'd have to clarify.
00:11:44.000 I meant cut the money off, not cut it off.
00:11:45.000 Yeah, cut the money off.
00:11:47.000 Just saying, I'm not telling Xavier to go do anything.
00:11:49.000 Well, no, he's gotta add one.
00:11:52.000 Well, right.
00:11:53.000 Wait, no, it's a boy becoming a girl.
00:11:55.000 I thought it was a girl becoming a boy.
00:11:57.000 No, it's a boy becoming a girl.
00:11:58.000 Boy to girl.
00:12:00.000 It's easy to get confused because it's all... I don't care anymore!
00:12:03.000 It's all make-believe.
00:12:05.000 Whatever.
00:12:07.000 I'll be over here.
00:12:09.000 Not chopping things off.
00:12:10.000 I just heard the story and it already confused me three seconds later.
00:12:15.000 This is the point.
00:12:16.000 They want you confused. 0.74
00:12:17.000 Just think of penis things, it's the same as having wings. 0.58
00:12:20.000 Yes, there's no difference between. 1.00
00:12:22.000 Think of cockles, think of puss. 0.98
00:12:25.000 Alright. 0.99
00:12:26.000 Oh boy.
00:12:26.000 So, luckily, Xavier, though, might find a new home at the U.S.
00:12:32.000 women's soccer team.
00:12:34.000 Soon to be bankrupt, sorry.
00:12:37.000 Megan Rapinoe came out in support of transgender athletes in sports in an interview this Sunday.
00:12:42.000 And by the way, that's because she doesn't have to compete in a contact sport with them.
00:12:47.000 Is she still dating Flava Flav?
00:12:50.000 Rapinoe told Time she's 100% in support of trans athletes.
00:12:54.000 I think people also need to understand that sports is not the most important thing in life, right?
00:12:58.000 That's why you want to be paid exactly the same amount as the men.
00:13:01.000 Life is the most important thing in life.
00:13:03.000 We're talking about kids.
00:13:04.000 We're talking about people's lives.
00:13:06.000 They are committing suicide because they are being told that they are gross and different and evil and sinful and they can't play sports with their friends that they grew up with.
00:13:13.000 First off, you know that's not true for a couple of reasons.
00:13:16.000 That the suicide rate doesn't really get any better pre or post transition.
00:13:19.000 And we've gone through these stats many times.
00:13:22.000 0% grow out of it if you put children on puberty blockers versus anywhere from 87 to 94% depending on the study that you use if you just do nothing.
00:13:32.000 By the way, they're killing themselves because people are saying they're gross?
00:13:34.000 Well, Jews in the Holocaust didn't have this kind of a suicide rate.
00:13:37.000 American slaves didn't have this kind of a suicide rate.
00:13:39.000 So, just because someone rightfully says that Chaz Bono looks like a douchebag Jersey Shore guido with a chinstrap beard, I don't think that's why these people are offing themselves in record numbers.
00:13:49.000 Don't allow them to set this narrative of, well if you don't... 0.69
00:13:53.000 If you don't, they're gonna kill herself. 1.00
00:13:54.000 It's just like an abusive boyfriend. 0.99
00:13:55.000 Just like an abusive husband going, if I kill myself, it's your fault.
00:13:58.000 No, it's not.
00:13:59.000 It is not your fault.
00:14:00.000 It's not the doctor's fault.
00:14:02.000 It's not the chromosome's fault.
00:14:04.000 Megan Rapinoe went on to say, show me the evidence that trans women are taking everyone's scholarships.
00:14:09.000 Oh, there we go.
00:14:09.000 We'll go back to that.
00:14:10.000 Are dominating in every sport.
00:14:11.000 Are winning every title.
00:14:13.000 I'm sorry, it's just not happening.
00:14:15.000 No, look.
00:14:17.000 This is one of those reverse nirvana fallacies, okay, that everyone scholarships, every sport, winning every title.
00:14:23.000 No, no, look, look, of course not.
00:14:25.000 Because this just started yesterday in the realm of human history.
00:14:30.000 But where they have entered sports, women cycling, women swimming, they have done over well, they are disproportionately represented at the upper echelons of these sports.
00:14:39.000 So saying that it isn't bad yet, Because we haven't done it, therefore let's just try it and see what happens.
00:14:44.000 You could use that for anything.
00:14:46.000 You could use that for anything.
00:14:47.000 Yeah, well it's the same argument on election stuff.
00:14:49.000 Oh, show me the fraud.
00:14:51.000 Do you wait to protect a bank until there's a robbery?
00:14:54.000 No, you try to limit this thing before it happens.
00:14:56.000 And this comes in response to FINA, or whatever it was, banning this.
00:15:00.000 Transgender swimmers after the age of 12.
00:15:02.000 If you transition after age 12, you can't compete in these, you know, Olympics and world sports. 1.00
00:15:06.000 So, finally, something good happened.
00:15:08.000 We talked about it a little bit yesterday, and this is, I guess, Megan is either commenting on this, I don't know when she said this, but I would not be surprised if that was the reason for it.
00:15:17.000 But she's saying that it's, everybody's going against them, calling them gross.
00:15:21.000 You're being catered to on every level.
00:15:24.000 Ever.
00:15:25.000 Everything now is being geared to you.
00:15:27.000 Everything is being rolled out for you.
00:15:30.000 If somebody says anything bad about you, they can be cancelled, they can lose their job.
00:15:33.000 You've won.
00:15:34.000 You have the narrative.
00:15:35.000 And don't say it's not happening when you can make it to an Olympic level.
00:15:39.000 It may have just happened, but it got as far as sports can go.
00:15:43.000 Right, exactly.
00:15:44.000 Well, check out the recent Change My Mind.
00:15:46.000 Actually, if you're watching on YouTube, we'll have a card on this where you can just click a link on this exact topic.
00:15:50.000 We have the numbers, the percentages of people who were trans, who've entered sports, and what percentage they made up of those in the upper tiers of these sports.
00:15:59.000 It's shockingly high.
00:16:02.000 More than black people in speed-focused sports. 0.96
00:16:05.000 Okay, no, that's not true.
00:16:06.000 No, that can't be true.
00:16:10.000 That's racist.
00:16:12.000 If you mean that I'm making a generalized statement on race, yes.
00:16:12.000 I guess so.
00:16:15.000 Black people hold the land speed records for human beings like 1 through 20. 1.00
00:16:21.000 Why would that be a bad thing, though? 0.98
00:16:22.000 It's not a bad thing, but it's still racist.
00:16:23.000 No, that's what I'm saying.
00:16:24.000 Why are you like, yeah, you guys are fast.
00:16:26.000 How dare you? 1.00
00:16:27.000 No, black people don't care. 1.00
00:16:28.000 It's white people who get mad about it. 1.00
00:16:29.000 Ah, it's white suburban women. 1.00
00:16:30.000 It's white suburban bitches who ruin everything right now. 1.00
00:16:33.000 You think black women would stand for this crap? 1.00
00:16:35.000 If you poll black women, you think they're gonna go, oh yeah, yeah, we need trans men. 1.00
00:16:39.000 They're gonna be like, shut up! 1.00
00:16:41.000 Don't bring that shit around here! 1.00
00:16:42.000 That's a man! 1.00
00:16:46.000 You know it's true!
00:16:46.000 No, it's true.
00:16:48.000 It's just so honest.
00:16:49.000 I just want to see some go into football, and if they do, I wouldn't mind an entire trans Detroit Lions team, because maybe we'll have a chance.
00:16:59.000 The trans replacements. 0.99
00:17:00.000 They just have a chance because people won't be tackling them quite as hard. 0.99
00:17:03.000 They're all homophobic, they just let them run.
00:17:05.000 They're like, I don't care, we've still got a Super Bowl finally. 0.98
00:17:09.000 No, look, seriously, this is what's going to happen.
00:17:11.000 You're going to have women dominating men's sports. 1.00
00:17:13.000 That woman ran a 6'7", 40. 1.00
00:17:13.000 Jeez. 1.00
00:17:18.000 We don't have a dog in this fight! 1.00
00:17:20.000 No.
00:17:20.000 Women!
00:17:21.000 Women! 1.00
00:17:22.000 White suburban women, you need to start cleaning ranks. 1.00
00:17:25.000 Obviously if you're watching this, this is not addressed at you, but you need to start.
00:17:29.000 Women need to start, because so many women are afraid of speaking up. 1.00
00:17:32.000 I can't tell you how many women who say, you know, I came to this show because I was afraid to talk about it, and I finally started realizing that these things affected me, these issues affected me, but how do I discuss it with my friends?
00:17:42.000 You go, hey!
00:17:44.000 This is absurd. 1.00
00:17:44.000 Shut up! 1.00
00:17:46.000 Do you see what's happening? 1.00
00:17:47.000 Yeah.
00:17:47.000 Do you see what's happening?
00:17:48.000 We can't help this.
00:17:50.000 We can't fix this for you.
00:17:51.000 Well, and the point that Megan made in the opening of it is that sports is not everything in life.
00:17:55.000 Life is life.
00:17:56.000 And it's like, that's right.
00:17:57.000 Nobody is guaranteed an opportunity to participate in sports.
00:18:01.000 Right.
00:18:01.000 Go do something else.
00:18:03.000 If you can't compete because there's not an open category that allows whoever, come one, come all to compete, then go do something else.
00:18:10.000 You'll be fine.
00:18:11.000 I wasn't allowed to play basketball because I dunked too much.
00:18:13.000 That's not true at all.
00:18:15.000 That's because you kept hanging from it and breaking the backboard.
00:18:17.000 No, it was on my son's little tikes that he kept doing it on.
00:18:22.000 Dave climbed up a ladder, would slam it, and then with his tongue I'd go, Is that Dave in our driveway playing our baby in basketball?
00:18:31.000 He just swatted my son.
00:18:33.000 Why is he doing that?
00:18:34.000 He's taunting him now!
00:18:35.000 Why is he playing streetball with Fisher-Price?
00:18:39.000 Your son beats me by seven.
00:18:42.000 My son just holds his hand in the air.
00:18:43.000 I love how it's by seven because that means that your son got free throws on him.
00:18:48.000 Which means he clearly fouled him.
00:18:50.000 Foul!
00:18:50.000 He calls his own fouls.
00:18:51.000 I'd be careful, Dave.
00:18:55.000 By the way, if you're watching right now on YouTube, hit the notification bell because subscriptions don't mean a whole lot.
00:18:59.000 We don't show up in search.
00:19:00.000 We don't show up in browse for most content.
00:19:02.000 Hit the notification bell.
00:19:03.000 It'll let you know whenever we upload content.
00:19:05.000 Do it.
00:19:05.000 It's important.
00:19:06.000 Also, Dave and I were in Colorado Springs this week.
00:19:09.000 Yes.
00:19:09.000 Great crowd, by the way.
00:19:10.000 Great crowd.
00:19:11.000 Thank you, Colorado Springs.
00:19:12.000 You probably could use less shrooms before you go to a show, but mostly good. 0.98
00:19:16.000 Maybe less ketamine.
00:19:17.000 Yes.
00:19:18.000 Even though, I guess it's legal because there's just Dr. Ketamine available.
00:19:21.000 Yeah, they have clinics now.
00:19:22.000 That's crazy.
00:19:22.000 Yeah.
00:19:23.000 Yeah, ketamine.
00:19:24.000 It's a whole thing, but there's actually legitimate therapeutic use.
00:19:26.000 Oh yeah, I'm not saying there's not.
00:19:28.000 We, in Colorado, this is a true story.
00:19:31.000 Dave and I, and Jeff and Bracken, we were at lunch at the hotel afterward, and this lady came up and said, 72? Older lady? 0.90
00:19:41.000 Probably about there, yeah.
00:19:42.000 Yeah, probably about there.
00:19:42.000 Right in there.
00:19:43.000 She just came up and she was very nice.
00:19:44.000 And she said, uh, hey, sorry, just so you know,
00:19:46.000 just my grandson noticed that one of you dropped your, your room key, you know, hotel room key. 0.98
00:19:49.000 And of course we looked around, of course it was Dave, because you know, he was a slob. 0.99
00:19:53.000 It wasn't me, though. 0.93
00:19:54.000 It was your key!
00:19:55.000 No, it was, uh, Jeff's.
00:19:57.000 Oh. Well, he's a slob, too. 0.99
00:19:58.000 How dare you? 0.99
00:19:59.000 So, We go, oh, she goes, yeah, yeah, my, my, my, my grandson
00:20:03.000 noticed it.
00:20:04.000 Oh, oh, thank you, thank you so much.
00:20:05.000 And you turn and said, well, thank you to your grandson.
00:20:07.000 And you looked, and there was just a girl, and it was around a little bit of a corner,
00:20:11.000 and so then I kind of tilted my head around the corner, and there was another girl.
00:20:16.000 And then I couldn't see that girl, and I kept trying to see if there was one behind the first girl.
00:20:21.000 It's like there's something over there that's a boy.
00:20:23.000 Would you say the girls were maybe between 6 and 8?
00:20:26.000 6 and 8 years old probably?
00:20:27.000 Generous.
00:20:29.000 Possibly younger.
00:20:30.000 And it didn't even look like a boy, it was a girl, in jean shorts, pink shirt, just her hair tied up, and this lady went out of her way to say, grandson.
00:20:38.000 Like we're all just, like we're not going to have a conversation about that.
00:20:42.000 Oh, yeah, sure.
00:20:42.000 Oh, the two girls.
00:20:43.000 One of them is a boy.
00:20:44.000 Yeah, we got it.
00:20:44.000 Again, it's white women who want to be agreeable to all of this because they think it's compassionate.
00:20:51.000 Could you imagine a black or Latino woman coming up? 1.00
00:20:54.000 Sorry. 0.98
00:20:55.000 No, could you imagine a black or Latino?
00:20:56.000 Yes, my grandson, that's a boy. 0.97
00:20:59.000 No, they'd be like, hey, stop saying you're a boy!
00:21:02.000 That's not, you're not a boy. 1.00
00:21:03.000 You have a pussy, okay? 1.00
00:21:04.000 You're crazy. 1.00
00:21:06.000 Being crazy. 1.00
00:21:07.000 Think she's a boy. 0.86
00:21:08.000 We're gonna change it.
00:21:09.000 Gonna grow out of it, you know.
00:21:10.000 Kids are crazy.
00:21:11.000 Statistically, there's a 104% chance you would look over and see a boy. 0.95
00:21:15.000 Right.
00:21:16.000 Yes. 0.97
00:21:16.000 It was a black mother! 0.97
00:21:19.000 I'm telling you, you're looking at these demographics. 0.61
00:21:20.000 Black Americans, Latino, Hispanic Americans.
00:21:24.000 They are becoming more, on social issues, are already inherently more conservative.
00:21:28.000 It's these privileged, white, suburban women who elect Democrats. 1.00
00:21:33.000 They are the only ones who would feel so comfortable saying, and by the way, that includes Megan Rapinoe, whether you're a lesbian or not, saying, oh, my grandson.
00:21:40.000 And I remember we were just sitting there and I was like, I gotta say something.
00:21:42.000 You guys said, don't say something.
00:21:43.000 I was like, I gotta say something.
00:21:43.000 But then you guys all pulled me back and I didn't say anything.
00:21:46.000 Well, I didn't understand it because they were both girls in the sense of they had, like you said, pigtails, braids, wearing girls' clothes.
00:21:55.000 There was nothing about them that was a grandson.
00:21:57.000 Was she confused?
00:21:59.000 No, she wasn't confused.
00:22:00.000 She went out of her way to say it several times.
00:22:02.000 That's why.
00:22:03.000 It was more than once.
00:22:05.000 Yeah, I didn't get it at all.
00:22:07.000 Right.
00:22:07.000 And I was thinking the same thing.
00:22:08.000 I'm like, oh, maybe she's got, you know, dementia.
00:22:10.000 But she didn't.
00:22:12.000 She was perfectly fine.
00:22:12.000 That's why she stood up and walked over a table and said what was happening.
00:22:15.000 Right.
00:22:16.000 It wasn't like she was like, Abe Lincoln over there said that you dropped your rent key.
00:22:19.000 Right.
00:22:20.000 Well, that would have been, I would have believed that more.
00:22:22.000 I'd have been like, well, fine, you see Abe Lincoln.
00:22:23.000 Well, but then the question was answered when we saw her husband.
00:22:26.000 Yes.
00:22:26.000 Oh, yeah.
00:22:28.000 Him or her?
00:22:30.000 Your guess is as good as mine.
00:22:31.000 Really?
00:22:32.000 Yeah, it was a lot.
00:22:34.000 Colorado.
00:22:35.000 We just call it a lot.
00:22:36.000 We used to love you so. 0.95
00:22:38.000 We'll talk about it on Mug Club too, the crap they tried to pull with the brunch that we weren't allowed to eat. 0.83
00:22:42.000 Yeah, dude, that wasn't cool at all. 0.96
00:22:43.000 I got into a fight with one of them.
00:22:45.000 Physical fight?
00:22:47.000 No, what happened is they said you can't- I'll just tell it really quickly and then we'll get into the- Real fast.
00:22:52.000 Okay, here's what happened.
00:22:53.000 They sit, we're there, we're eating.
00:22:54.000 You know, it's always a buffet at these hotels, right?
00:22:56.000 So it's a breakfast buffet.
00:22:57.000 Then they bring out chocolate cake and they bring out what looked like, you know, I don't know, some kind of bread pudding.
00:23:01.000 Yeah.
00:23:01.000 And they say, oh, but that's only for brunch.
00:23:05.000 And the thing is, at that point, I just told them and I kind of, I said, well, but I already touched it.
00:23:11.000 She goes, okay, we'll take it.
00:23:13.000 And I, well, can I have a spatula then?
00:23:14.000 She goes, well, I'll just take it.
00:23:16.000 So I take it.
00:23:16.000 She goes, don't use your hands.
00:23:18.000 That's what kids do.
00:23:18.000 I'm like, well, you could have gotten me a spatula, sweetheart.
00:23:20.000 This one's on you.
00:23:23.000 She's like, the chocolate cake is for brunch, and I'm like, why are you bringing it out now and just teasing me with it?
00:23:28.000 Yes, exactly.
00:23:29.000 It's like, why don't you wait until breakfast is over?
00:23:31.000 By the way, isn't breakfast half of lunch?
00:23:33.000 Yeah, exactly.
00:23:33.000 I had the first bar.
00:23:34.000 Can I get half a slice of the chocolate cake?
00:23:36.000 Yeah, this is rude.
00:23:37.000 It was very rude.
00:23:38.000 It's gonna take everything I touch.
00:23:39.000 But I just touched it.
00:23:40.000 I just went, I was like, you know what?
00:23:42.000 I'll take the risk.
00:23:43.000 Well, nobody's gonna eat all of it.
00:23:44.000 They're just gonna throw some of it away.
00:23:45.000 Now you're gonna argue with me?
00:23:46.000 Right.
00:23:46.000 What would it tip to you?
00:23:47.000 Just pelt homeless people with it?
00:23:49.000 Yeah.
00:23:50.000 So... Eat the icing, donate the bottom to the... Which, by the way, you throw anything in any direction in Colorado Springs, you will hit a homeless person.
00:23:57.000 Yeah.
00:23:57.000 They just need to drive the streets with a power washer at midnight, just... It's just like zombie shirtless people walking around in the... Oh man, I hit like eight, nine, ten with my... It was a rental.
00:24:10.000 Yeah.
00:24:10.000 They're on ketamine, it's okay.
00:24:12.000 Yeah.
00:24:12.000 I don't know, it's like they're importing them.
00:24:15.000 It really is a lot, they live in the mountains.
00:24:17.000 Speaking of which, and I'm not meaning not speaking of which, last week 11 people were killed in a cartel shooting in Mexico.
00:24:23.000 Oh, wow.
00:24:24.000 Now, here's the thing, in the article, among the dead was, very sadly, a spider monkey.
00:24:29.000 The animal was characterized as a hitman.
00:24:33.000 This is the article.
00:24:34.000 I think we had to translate it.
00:24:35.000 All references available at lilacrow.com.
00:24:37.000 He was wearing a ballistic vest.
00:24:39.000 A camouflage fleece jacket and a diaper.
00:24:44.000 Imagine a human with a flak jacket and a diaper.
00:24:46.000 You're like, that's a bad combination.
00:24:48.000 That does not instill confidence.
00:24:50.000 Seal Team Six with their Depends.
00:24:52.000 You're like, this is not going to go well.
00:24:54.000 Right before it's like, look buddy, whenever this stuff goes down, don't worry this mess, but if it doesn't, you have the diaper.
00:24:59.000 You have your self-indignity. 0.99
00:25:01.000 If you misgender him, he's going to slit your throat. 1.00
00:25:03.000 Not anymore. 0.98
00:25:04.000 And according to the authorities, the primate ended up with his arms outstretched as if holding the young man who was carrying him.
00:25:09.000 The Mexican prosecutor's office also confirmed his death.
00:25:12.000 He was, you know, protecting his homie. 0.72
00:25:14.000 When asked for comment, of course, the monkey was shot.
00:25:18.000 And they found out who did it. 1.00
00:25:20.000 When asked for comment, his notorious rival, Marbles, responded, talk shit, get shot, fam. 1.00
00:25:24.000 And that seems like, well, you know. 1.00
00:25:26.000 Oh, jeez.
00:25:27.000 Wow.
00:25:28.000 Here's the thing.
00:25:30.000 Cartel monkeys would be bad enough, but some gangs now are actually recruiting Bengal tigers.
00:25:35.000 How?
00:25:36.000 Well, you'll see a clip.
00:25:37.000 This was found in the street of a city in Mexico this last week.
00:25:44.000 That's when they run.
00:25:56.000 Oh my gosh. 0.85
00:25:57.000 What the heck? 0.97
00:25:59.000 No, it's his tiger! 0.97
00:26:00.000 I was like, are you kidding me?
00:26:03.000 Sorry guys, just training for the... Wow, that is amazing.
00:26:09.000 This isn't an off-leash zone?
00:26:12.000 There's leash laws now.
00:26:14.000 I mean, think about it.
00:26:15.000 There are people in the studio who are afraid of this guy.
00:26:18.000 It's unbelievable to me.
00:26:19.000 If I saw an animal like that walking around, like, worst fear?
00:26:23.000 Being eaten alive.
00:26:24.000 Oh, that's not my worst fear.
00:26:25.000 Outside of being sent to jail, wrongly sent to jail, and convicted of something else.
00:26:28.000 That's mine.
00:26:29.000 That's 1A, 1B.
00:26:31.000 Or abandonment.
00:26:31.000 I'll be honest, this happens in Detroit at least once a year.
00:26:35.000 I'm not even joking.
00:26:36.000 They have packs of roaming wild dogs in Detroit.
00:26:38.000 Yeah, but there will be a tiger that just escapes a drug dealer's basement.
00:26:42.000 And it's like, how do you get a tiger?
00:26:43.000 But you can.
00:26:44.000 You drank it.
00:26:45.000 I just thought you meant it was like one of your baseball players escapes a drug dealer's basement.
00:26:48.000 No, well, that too.
00:26:50.000 Sometimes they don't.
00:26:51.000 Those tigers are harmless.
00:26:53.000 They're not going to hurt anything.
00:26:57.000 Even if you put a bat in their hand, he's going to miss.
00:27:02.000 So, look, this is funny.
00:27:04.000 What's funny to me is we bitch about, you know, after Tiger King complained about animal cruelty here in the United States.
00:27:11.000 It's just like when we talk about energy policies.
00:27:13.000 You have Greta Thunberg coming and berating the United States when they don't talk about what's going on in India, they don't talk about what's going on in China. 0.98
00:27:18.000 Animal cruelty is not even something that computes in a lot of these countries, where we all have to act as though they have beautiful cultures that are equal to that of modern Western civilization.
00:27:29.000 Hey, you know what?
00:27:29.000 If you feel that way, then...
00:27:31.000 PETA, support this.
00:27:32.000 Support the use of gang tigers.
00:27:36.000 I kind of support it.
00:27:37.000 Yeah.
00:27:38.000 I mean... I think it'd be fun to watch.
00:27:40.000 It's a serious flex.
00:27:41.000 Yeah.
00:27:43.000 It's an expensive flex.
00:27:44.000 Although I do think a monkey is pretty good too.
00:27:47.000 Yeah.
00:27:47.000 A flat jacket and a diaper, I mean, come on.
00:27:49.000 How do you even get the vest though?
00:27:51.000 Do you have anything that would fit, I don't know, like a spider monkey?
00:27:55.000 Yeah.
00:27:55.000 Or like a really small child.
00:27:56.000 Do you have the chest measurements?
00:27:57.000 Yeah.
00:27:58.000 Four?
00:27:59.000 Yeah.
00:28:00.000 Yeah, they have like an animal section.
00:28:02.000 They're like, what do you got?
00:28:03.000 You got a panda?
00:28:04.000 You got a koala there?
00:28:08.000 It's a little too big.
00:28:09.000 Do you have something a little smaller?
00:28:10.000 Koala King.
00:28:14.000 Imagine bringing those things to Michael Vick's house.
00:28:16.000 He just thinks he's badass.
00:28:17.000 Oh, yeah, okay. 0.99
00:28:18.000 Try drowning this in a bathtub. 1.00
00:28:20.000 Yeah, I brought Shere Khan, bitch. 1.00
00:28:22.000 It's just a monkey walking around in a bulletproof vest and a diaper. 1.00
00:28:26.000 He owns the place. 1.00
00:28:27.000 Bitch slaps Michael Vick. 1.00
00:28:28.000 Give me a coffee! 1.00
00:28:30.000 Michael Vick just goes to the store real quick, comes back with just a bunch of bananas.
00:28:35.000 You're sure?
00:28:36.000 I'm so sorry.
00:28:37.000 Muggy's just sitting there like King Louie.
00:28:38.000 Okay.
00:28:39.000 Hey, quick breaking news update.
00:28:41.000 Twitter's board unanimously approved Elon Musk's $44 billion takeover bid.
00:28:45.000 Oh! 0.60
00:28:46.000 Can we hit this?
00:28:46.000 Do we have a celebration on the soundboard?
00:28:48.000 No.
00:28:48.000 We can probably get it... Son of a bitch, Yakuza!
00:28:52.000 You don't even have the... They approved it, but it doesn't necessarily mean that the deal's going to go through, because if they can't prove the bot number, then Musk will probably... Yeah, they're waiting on shareholders. 0.99
00:29:00.000 Yeah.
00:29:01.000 So it's still some time before the celebration can officially... It's one more step in the right direction.
00:29:06.000 You know what he should do?
00:29:07.000 Is he should take over Twitter and immediately ban his son.
00:29:13.000 My dad blocked me.
00:29:15.000 Just block his son's new name, if that person says.
00:29:18.000 Just block Vivian, so that he has to tweet as Zaviosk.
00:29:23.000 He makes a profile of his daughter just saying all the things he wishes she would still say.
00:29:28.000 Joe Louis, hey, go back, buddy.
00:29:30.000 Go back.
00:29:31.000 No one's out there to watch you today.
00:29:32.000 You gotta be in studio.
00:29:33.000 He only likes to be in here for 20 minutes.
00:29:34.000 All right, this brings us to former Vice President Joe Biden.
00:29:37.000 Here's something.
00:29:39.000 That happened.
00:29:40.000 There are a lot of words you can use to describe the United States of America.
00:29:43.000 Yeah.
00:29:44.000 Beautiful words.
00:29:45.000 Beautiful.
00:29:46.000 Joe Biden's description might be, credit where it's due, the most patriotic yet.
00:29:50.000 Really?
00:29:50.000 That brings us to this week in Biden.
00:29:52.000 If you have a problem figuring out whether you're for me or Trump, then you ain't black. 0.98
00:29:56.000 America is a nation that can be defined in a single word. 0.97
00:30:01.000 If you have a problem figuring out whether you're for me or Trump, then you ain't black. 0.98
00:30:11.000 All the times for my words to leave me!
00:30:16.000 You mean, all the times his words do leave him?
00:30:18.000 Well, he's like, he used them all up.
00:30:20.000 You can describe him there.
00:30:21.000 I'm done.
00:30:22.000 He usually flubs setups like that, though.
00:30:24.000 That's what's the best.
00:30:25.000 I love how at The View they're going, you know, Trump's no spring chicken either.
00:30:28.000 He's 70.
00:30:28.000 He's gonna be 77.
00:30:30.000 Biden's 81.
00:30:31.000 But Biden works out every day.
00:30:32.000 We're not so much concerned with his fickle liver-spotted feet as we are his brain.
00:30:37.000 Oh yeah?
00:30:38.000 Does he go biking?
00:30:39.000 Is that what he does?
00:30:39.000 Yeah, he does.
00:30:40.000 He goes biking.
00:30:40.000 If you see Trump, he's like, hey, I hope he gets better.
00:30:42.000 No, really.
00:30:43.000 And by the way, I'll never ride a bike.
00:30:46.000 I would never ride a bike, folks.
00:30:48.000 Doesn't matter how many gears.
00:30:49.000 A lot of people tell me that more gears on the bike makes a better bike.
00:30:52.000 I would never ride a bike because, frankly, I'm an adult, folks.
00:30:59.000 He had a fixie, a 10-speed, an 18-speed.
00:31:03.000 He had a 10-speed, but his mind only had one speed.
00:31:06.000 His mind's a fixie.
00:31:10.000 Like a BMX with no tricks.
00:31:13.000 He's so funny. 0.98
00:31:14.000 That's not the only really dumb thing that former Vice President Biden has said. 0.96
00:31:18.000 And this is one thing, too. 0.85
00:31:19.000 I want to ask you guys.
00:31:21.000 What do you think is the likelihood of a serious recession?
00:31:25.000 And what are you doing?
00:31:26.000 You don't need me to say comment.
00:31:27.000 He's always willing to say comment.
00:31:29.000 It has to be so on the nose with him.
00:31:31.000 Yeah, I feel like this is a bit of a game now within the show.
00:31:34.000 Like Mr. Bean.
00:31:35.000 He has to be so like, comment!
00:31:41.000 You think there's going to be a recession and what are you doing to prepare for it?
00:31:44.000 Have you saved?
00:31:46.000 Have you tried to be frugal?
00:31:48.000 What do your employment options look like?
00:31:51.000 How about your family?
00:31:52.000 Because it might be time to start thinking of those realities.
00:31:57.000 But here is the former vice president denying, angrily by the way, which is of course a sign of dementia, unrelated because we're on YouTube, the likelihood of any sort of a recession.
00:32:07.000 Not the majority of them aren't saying that.
00:32:11.000 Come on, don't make things up, okay?
00:32:13.000 Now you sound like a Republican politician.
00:32:15.000 I'm joking, that was a joke.
00:32:17.000 That wasn't a joke.
00:32:17.000 We're all kidding aside.
00:32:19.000 No, I don't think it is.
00:32:22.000 All kidding aside?
00:32:23.000 It's not joking, Joe.
00:32:24.000 People's lives are changing badly.
00:32:26.000 He really reversed on that quickly, didn't he?
00:32:29.000 You know how he's lying?
00:32:30.000 He's just so simple-minded.
00:32:31.000 He says the opposite.
00:32:32.000 For example, he goes, that's not a joke.
00:32:34.000 That means that it's not true.
00:32:35.000 And then he says, all kidding aside, it means that it was true.
00:32:38.000 Come on, it's not more somebody whispered in your face. 1.00
00:32:41.000 Your mother's a filthy skank. 1.00
00:32:42.000 All kidding aside. 1.00
00:32:43.000 Joking.
00:32:44.000 Joking.
00:32:45.000 Hey, Putin actually called me and said that he was gonna, you know, he was gonna take a JetBlue flight to Florida and drop a bomb.
00:32:52.000 This is not a joke.
00:32:53.000 Well, not a joke, it's just untrue.
00:32:55.000 Come on.
00:32:56.000 What?
00:32:57.000 By the way, are the 70% of economists predicting a recession also just Republican politicians?
00:33:02.000 Oops.
00:33:03.000 All references available at ladderwithcrowder.com, just to be clear.
00:33:06.000 Who's the 30?
00:33:08.000 I'd like to meet them where they're just like, I don't know.
00:33:12.000 A lot of things could happen.
00:33:13.000 Yeah, I got Bitcoin.
00:33:15.000 I have no idea what could happen.
00:33:17.000 There are too many variables that can't be quantified.
00:33:21.000 Isn't this your job?
00:33:22.000 I don't like doing it.
00:33:24.000 I want to go to the store and pay five bucks for eggs.
00:33:27.000 Yeah.
00:33:27.000 There you go.
00:33:28.000 That's not weird.
00:33:29.000 Oh no, don't worry.
00:33:29.000 I think the 30 were banking on the fact that the housing market being red hot is going to soften the bloat.
00:33:34.000 I'm not even kidding.
00:33:35.000 That was written in the article and as I was reading it, I'm like, yeah, because everybody wants to buy overpriced houses when the interest rate is 10%.
00:33:41.000 Right.
00:33:42.000 That's going to do wonders.
00:33:43.000 People were buying them when it was 2%.
00:33:46.000 Yes.
00:33:46.000 But yes, now that you've inflated it, it's like, who's like, I want to lose everything.
00:33:50.000 And here's the thing.
00:33:51.000 I've been watching CNN this morning.
00:33:53.000 They don't talk about it.
00:33:54.000 They didn't talk about the 70% of economists.
00:33:56.000 Think of all the fact checks that took place with President Donald Trump.
00:34:00.000 Things like, you know, when I played, I was two under par.
00:34:03.000 They go, actually, that's not true, that was a lie.
00:34:04.000 Whereas he says, we're not, what are you, Republican?
00:34:07.000 We're nowhere near a recession.
00:34:09.000 70% of economists.
00:34:10.000 If they could find one economist under Donald Trump, one economist who said that the economy wasn't going well while we were all living it, knowing that it was going well, They would have that person doing the circuit.
00:34:21.000 We know it.
00:34:21.000 And that's the value I will say right now.
00:34:23.000 We have eight years of former Vice President Biden with Barack Obama, then he had three
00:34:27.000 with Donald Trump, I don't count the last year, and now you're going to have another
00:34:30.000 four of Biden.
00:34:31.000 Guess what?
00:34:32.000 That is a contrast that if you play your cards right, meaning everyone out there, that's
00:34:35.000 why we do the Change My Mind, that's why we do the talking with people on the street.
00:34:39.000 You need to have these conversations with people because people are living in the same
00:34:43.000 world you are.
00:34:44.000 You just need to remove the blinders that the media and big tech tries to put on their
00:34:47.000 eyes.
00:34:48.000 When you do, guess what?
00:34:49.000 The house of cards comes tumbling down.
00:34:51.000 The approval ratings are shockingly bad for Biden.
00:34:54.000 Now look, polls do not dictate what is morally correct when we're dealing with policy.
00:34:59.000 If a poll says people don't think you should be able to own a firearm, that's irrelevant.
00:35:02.000 Polling, as it relates to performance of former vice presidents, it's not the only data that you include, but it's important.
00:35:12.000 Here's the thing, it doesn't tell the full story.
00:35:14.000 If you look at the Quinnipiac poll, It's the reliably democratic demographics.
00:35:19.000 It's his base, base, base, base.
00:35:20.000 Look, Donald Trump, former Vice President Joe Biden, he's polling at 24% with Hispanics.
00:35:26.000 Wow.
00:35:27.000 49% with blacks.
00:35:29.000 22% among 18 to 34.
00:35:33.000 22% among 18 to 34.
00:35:35.000 And by the way, that split, a big part of it has to do with the fact that, you know, a much higher percentage of women would approve.
00:35:42.000 So if you look at men under the ages of 18 and 34, that doesn't happen.
00:35:46.000 That doesn't happen.
00:35:47.000 Here's the thing, and I've always said this, you can't really expect to win the youth vote, conservatives, for people who don't pay taxes, people who aren't really contributing at that point.
00:35:55.000 You can only expect to plant the seed so that as they go out into the real world and they get hit with reality, they start thinking through these issues more critically.
00:36:04.000 This is out-punted the coverage that I've tried to provide here.
00:36:08.000 They're already losing.
00:36:09.000 The left is already losing teenagers and people in their 20s.
00:36:14.000 I don't think that's happened ever. I'm most surprised by the black number and that was 1.00
00:36:20.000 the highest number 49 among blacks. Wow. If you lose that, Democrats, they've been a very
00:36:26.000 reliably like and Donald Trump started to kind of chip away at that. Yeah. And that was great.
00:36:30.000 All I had to do was move the needle just a little bit. But that is a horribly low number. Watch
00:36:34.000 what they do, though. So all they have to do is talk their way through the midterms, because most
00:36:39.000 of the economists surveyed in that article said that the recession would not officially be declared
00:36:44.000 until next year sometime. Most people thought in the first two quarters
00:36:47.000 because you have to have a couple of quarters of you'll be a little
00:36:49.000 Living it for half a year before you declare it.
00:36:51.000 That's exactly what they'll say.
00:36:52.000 You're moving into your cardboard house before you get the news.
00:36:55.000 So what they'll say on every show on Sunday morning, on every news channel, is say, we're not actually in a recession.
00:37:01.000 Republicans, the GOP are lying to you.
00:37:03.000 They're fear-mongering for the election.
00:37:05.000 It'll be another COVID wave.
00:37:06.000 It hasn't officially happened yet.
00:37:07.000 That's it.
00:37:08.000 That's all it is.
00:37:09.000 Yeah.
00:37:09.000 No, you paying $19 for four ounces of chuck roast is just a figment of your imagination.
00:37:16.000 They're not declaring a recession yet.
00:37:17.000 $5 guests, they're not declaring a recession yet.
00:37:19.000 When you look at the job market, they're trying to say, oh, we have the highest job.
00:37:22.000 No, people don't want to work.
00:37:23.000 That's also a really big problem.
00:37:25.000 Yeah.
00:37:25.000 Look, the $15, remember when we was fighting for $15?
00:37:27.000 That's irrelevant now.
00:37:28.000 It's irrelevant because $15, anyone can go out and get a $15 an hour job.
00:37:31.000 Yeah.
00:37:33.000 Doesn't mean anything.
00:37:34.000 You need 20 an hour.
00:37:35.000 A lot of people would argue now.
00:37:37.000 Now they're pushing for 25 an hour.
00:37:38.000 And that was the point we always made about the 15 an hour.
00:37:41.000 Because artificially determining wages, just like artificially determining suppressing interest rates, creates a bubble.
00:37:47.000 It creates inflation.
00:37:49.000 This is what happens when the government says they're here to help.
00:37:53.000 They can't fix... You know, why don't we just treat The economy, at least.
00:37:59.000 Everyone always watches Jurassic Park.
00:38:01.000 That movie was terrible.
00:38:01.000 But everyone always loves Jeff Goldblum because of this whole chaos theory where he says life finds a way.
00:38:06.000 Why don't people apply that to the economy and to life at large?
00:38:10.000 Only to dinosaurs?
00:38:11.000 You know?
00:38:12.000 The markets change.
00:38:13.000 There's chaos.
00:38:14.000 You cannot plan every single step.
00:38:17.000 No.
00:38:17.000 And unintended consequences every single time it happens.
00:38:21.000 Every single one of these boom-bust cycles that we go through can most of the time be traced back to the government getting in the way, or the government doing something that makes it way, way, way too cheap to get money, and now people are running out and buying all the homes that they can't afford, and the interest rate resets, and the market crashes, and all of a sudden we're dead.
00:38:36.000 Like, it's just terr- economically speaking.
00:38:38.000 But the prices don't change.
00:38:39.000 I mean, other than gas.
00:38:41.000 Well, the blame shifts.
00:38:44.000 At the pump, right?
00:38:44.000 That's what they were doing.
00:38:45.000 Nobody was buying it.
00:38:46.000 The next thing that they did is they said, OK, in Congress, we're going to put a bill through that says that we need to end price gouging by the oil companies.
00:38:53.000 All of the Republicans voted against it because that's not why gas is high.
00:38:57.000 And now they're coming out and saying, see, Republicans, when you see the gas price $105 to fill up your car, blame Republicans.
00:39:04.000 They didn't vote for this bill.
00:39:05.000 Right.
00:39:05.000 They're trying to they're trying to push that. I saw that brought on Bill Maher saying it's actually because they
00:39:09.000 were trying to pay out their shareholders Well, okay, there's nothing wrong necessarily paying out
00:39:13.000 shareholders, especially after we were dealing with COVID the economy in a recession
00:39:16.000 But it is in that same breath. She said and the thing is people don't understand the president doesn't control us
00:39:21.000 It's oil it's these speculators and I don't know why Republicans and conservatives aren't mad about the big Wall
00:39:26.000 Street firms Look, look, do you remember the Tea Party? Some a lot of
00:39:29.000 you watching are young It started with, I believe it was Rick Santelli was his name, a rant about the Wall Street bailouts. 0.69
00:39:35.000 That's why, long before the Occupy, homeless bastards set up in Zuccotti Park, where they set up there and they were crapping on cop cars, you had the Tea Party who showed up, we were there, where they were protesting the bailouts of all kinds. 0.75
00:39:49.000 They weren't just protesting Yeah, but guess what? 0.98
00:39:51.000 We're speculators, not there under Donald Trump.
00:39:53.000 Why is it now a problem when it's the speculators?
00:39:54.000 something that we have always been on board with. So when someone says, what about the
00:39:57.000 big banks? You say, of course, I don't believe that the big banks should be bailed out either.
00:40:00.000 Boom, done. Argument gone.
00:40:01.000 Yeah, but guess what? We're speculators, not there under Donald Trump. Why is it now a
00:40:05.000 problem when it's the speculators? Why is it now a problem when, oh, it's the oil companies
00:40:09.000 making, they were making money under Trump.
00:40:10.000 And that is why it's so bad, because it is largely a speculative market. Guess what happens
00:40:15.000 when you have a sitting former vice president who says, I'm going to end fossil fuels, who
00:40:20.000 takes 60 actions within his first few days or, I guess, couple of months in office, including
00:40:25.000 executive orders to stop drilling.
00:40:28.000 What do you think happens in a speculative market? What does that mean, speculation?
00:40:32.000 When people talk about this, these speculators are forecasting the future. They're saying,
00:40:35.000 OK, this is how we expect the market to go. That's why it's not necessarily supply and
00:40:39.000 This is a simplified version.
00:40:41.000 I get it.
00:40:41.000 There are a few people out there who are going to be day traders saying, well, that's not exactly it.
00:40:44.000 That gives you a general idea.
00:40:46.000 They're saying, what do we expect to happen with this market?
00:40:48.000 Well, do you think that's... If Martha Stewart can make millions off of insider training over thread count bed sheets, you don't think that the former vice president has an influence on the oil market when he says, I am going to end it? 1.00
00:41:03.000 You can't have it both ways!
00:41:04.000 And by that, I mean leftists, you can't have it anyway because you're wrong about all of it.
00:41:08.000 There's just, look, there's just no proof.
00:41:10.000 When Trump was in office and we were drilling here and gas was a dollar, oh, right.
00:41:15.000 Right.
00:41:16.000 And everything else.
00:41:17.000 I'm sorry.
00:41:17.000 And wage increases.
00:41:18.000 My mistake.
00:41:19.000 And a general feeling of hope.
00:41:22.000 But his Twitter, I hated his Twitter.
00:41:24.000 Yes, yes.
00:41:25.000 I looked at my IRA last night, lost 40%.
00:41:27.000 Yes.
00:41:29.000 Well, only if you sell right now.
00:41:30.000 You know, you'll be fine.
00:41:31.000 Oh, no, I'm gonna hang on to it.
00:41:32.000 Yeah, long-term.
00:41:33.000 I don't want you to go to zero.
00:41:34.000 Hey, gold's never been worth zero!
00:41:34.000 Yes.
00:41:38.000 Yeah, they send you a golden bullet once it hits the bottom.
00:41:41.000 You know, like, this seems wasteful.
00:41:43.000 You could have just sent me a plain lead bullet.
00:41:45.000 Like, well, we wanted your last one to be special.
00:41:47.000 Yes, it's like a gold watch when you retire, except it's... you're done.
00:41:50.000 Enjoy.
00:41:50.000 It's like your last meal.
00:41:52.000 Yes.
00:41:52.000 Only no meal.
00:41:54.000 But it does go in your mouth.
00:41:55.000 Yes.
00:41:57.000 So here's something else.
00:41:57.000 Look, we need to call out both sides, however, because sometimes people say, well, why do you just say the left?
00:42:00.000 Well, there are people on the left and there are people on the right who are wrong about this one.
00:42:03.000 You guys have all heard about what's been going on with the cows in Kansas.
00:42:07.000 And if not, you know what?
00:42:08.000 What do you think is happening with the cows?
00:42:08.000 Comment below.
00:42:11.000 I want you to comment before you watch this segment.
00:42:15.000 And then come back to me.
00:42:17.000 Yeah.
00:42:18.000 I'm trying to be as even-handed as possible.
00:42:19.000 We actually had Ginger Snep here, actually, he's from Kansas, and called farmers directly.
00:42:24.000 We spoke with him, so we have some exclusive information here, people who are cattle farmers.
00:42:26.000 So, late last week there were reports that came out that 10,000 cows in Kansas had suddenly
00:42:34.000 dropped dead.
00:42:35.000 It's nice of them to do it all in one place in nice rows.
00:42:44.000 Thank you.
00:42:44.000 Yeah.
00:42:46.000 It's like a heat wave, burning up my cows.
00:42:49.000 It's like crop circles with cows.
00:42:51.000 Right.
00:42:52.000 Totally normal.
00:42:56.000 Okay, so here's the thing, you have the news outlets, and I understand this because they blame everything on climate change, right?
00:43:02.000 They could just say this is an intense heat wave, end it at that.
00:43:04.000 Right.
00:43:04.000 But then when they say it's an intense heat wave, climate change, it forces people to go, wait, hold on a second, I remember the carbon tax, hold on a second, I remember the carbon offsets, hold on a second, gas prices, okay, you're pushing the climate change thing, I'm going to start being a little bit skeptical.
00:43:18.000 So I understand the rebound effect.
00:43:21.000 It doesn't necessarily mean that the conspiracies are true either.
00:43:24.000 There can be a heat wave and it not be indicative of some major cataclysmic climate change.
00:43:30.000 So a lot of blue check marks on Twitter don't want to believe that the heat was to blame.
00:43:35.000 So John Cardillo, he's a blue check mark, has a few hundred thousand followers, says, I know cattle ranchers in Florida, Texas, Arizona, California, and a ton of other very hot places.
00:43:42.000 Absolute BS that those cattle in Kansas died of heat stress.
00:43:45.000 Combine that with all these food plants mysteriously combusting.
00:43:48.000 The globalists are definitely up to something.
00:43:50.000 Now look, I understand why people are reacting skeptically.
00:43:55.000 You also need to do your due diligence.
00:43:56.000 By the way, can we have them send, they were looking for the official number of cows that have died.
00:43:59.000 I know, from what I understand, it's around 2,000.
00:44:03.000 Here's Ivory Hecker, who was a journalist who I guess worked at Fox News for a period of time.
00:44:08.000 120,000 followers does not mean that this person is wrong about everything or that there's ill intent, but posted this video, which is not entirely accurate.
00:44:16.000 NBC News reports more than 2,000 cattle abruptly died in southwest Kansas.
00:44:23.000 In the past few days, as you can see in this video, lines of dead cattle in a field.
00:44:29.000 The outlet that published this video said it was up to 10,000 cattle that died.
00:44:34.000 Across the board, media outlets are blaming the heat for this death, but if you look at temperatures over the years, actually every summer, temperatures get to about that level that they got to when these cattle died.
00:44:49.000 So, it's very common.
00:44:51.000 For those temperatures to happen, and we haven't heard of mass cattle deaths in the past, so what really happened?
00:44:56.000 What really happened?
00:44:57.000 Well, we're gonna explore that on my YouTube.
00:44:59.000 You know, one of the first journalists I ever met told me, follow the money!
00:45:03.000 So we're gonna ask some questions.
00:45:05.000 Oh boy.
00:45:06.000 This is one of those things that's sort of like the Jesse Ventura, when people don't have answers.
00:45:09.000 They're just like, listen, I want to know what happened at 9-11 at Tower 7.
00:45:14.000 Well, what are you saying?
00:45:16.000 Are you saying that George W. Bush was behind it with an Acme plunger?
00:45:18.000 I'm just asking questions.
00:45:20.000 I just want to know about the fats that matter like fluoride in your tap.
00:45:24.000 What about it?
00:45:25.000 I'm asking questions using my pineal gland.
00:45:29.000 I'm off the grid.
00:45:30.000 Watch my show on the grid.
00:45:32.000 Yes. 1.00
00:45:35.000 Such a moron. 1.00
00:45:36.000 Well, doesn't this, like, don't that cut out the middleman? 1.00
00:45:38.000 Like, you don't have to line them up and punch them in the face with a metal rod and then process them, can't you?
00:45:42.000 Just be like, ah, all right, well, I guess I'm taking the day off.
00:45:45.000 No, because... I know, I'm kidding.
00:45:46.000 Native Americans, that's what they, you know, the peaceful, loving Native Americans, they just, if they needed to eat one buffalo, they were like, oh, there's a cliff.
00:45:52.000 Let's chase all of them off of it. 0.93
00:45:54.000 And we'll take one.
00:45:55.000 That's it.
00:45:57.000 The birds must love us.
00:45:58.000 They almost hunted them to extinction.
00:46:00.000 Peace-loving horseback culture.
00:46:01.000 Did they all die in perfect squares?
00:46:03.000 Yes.
00:46:05.000 So here's the thing.
00:46:06.000 Follow the money.
00:46:08.000 I'm not seeing a lot of answers on following the money, but I will give you some definitive answers as far as if you were talking about disrupting the food chain.
00:46:13.000 Look, you're talking about almost 4 million cows who die naturally here.
00:46:17.000 We'll get to these causes and we'll get to how many are butchered throughout the year.
00:46:20.000 2,000 is not The kind of number that would cause a supply chain issue, which we are running into.
00:46:25.000 Here's the thing.
00:46:26.000 My point is this.
00:46:27.000 There are issues that you need to worry about, and there are supply chain issues creating a conspiracy, and maybe there's some foul play we don't know about, but the data doesn't suggest that at this point, and certainly doesn't suggest that it's anywhere near as significant as the policy changes that we've been seeing that have been creating inflation and supply chain issues.
00:46:44.000 So, vets have been pushing back against these conspiracies.
00:46:47.000 And by the way, not left-leaning vets.
00:46:50.000 Just to be clear.
00:46:51.000 Here's Dr. Nels Lindberg.
00:46:54.000 Animal consultant vet explaining the phenomenon that it's not just a heat wave and it's not climate change either.
00:46:59.000 Sometimes conditions get so extreme it doesn't matter how hard producers prepare the environment, the operation, the animals.
00:47:09.000 Dr. Nels Lindberg is a veterinarian who consults with feedlots around Kansas.
00:47:13.000 He wants people to understand a video showing dead cattle in southwest Kansas in the Ulysses area was caused by a heat stress event.
00:47:21.000 the perfect stormers.
00:47:22.000 We had a rain event, actually several days of rain, created some high humidity in a typically very arid environment.
00:47:29.000 Followed by a sharp spike in temperatures to 100 degrees plus with that extreme humidity and no wind, it created conditions that overwhelmed.
00:47:38.000 Dr. Nels also says overnight temperatures didn't help.
00:47:41.000 Nighttime lows that didn't get very low, and that's when cattle and animals are able to dissipate that thermal heat load from the previous day.
00:47:48.000 And when they can't dissipate that thermal heat load, then it just continues to build.
00:47:53.000 Now, I want to get some exclusive info that we have here.
00:47:56.000 Actually, Ginger Snap called some of the farmers that he knew in Kansas.
00:47:59.000 Here's my point.
00:48:00.000 We can't all acknowledge that the Fed, for example, we can't all acknowledge that centralized government screws up all the time.
00:48:08.000 By not being able to plan things correctly.
00:48:10.000 Centralized planning never works.
00:48:12.000 And then believe a conspiracy where they get it perfect with these kinds of events that would require massive cover-ups that it be pulled off to perfection.
00:48:22.000 That's the only point that I'm making.
00:48:23.000 I think you need to look critically on both sides of this issue.
00:48:27.000 So Kansas Farmers exclusively spoke with us, backing up what Dr. Lindbergh said.
00:48:31.000 Here's a conservative farmer from Kansas who wished to stay anonymous.
00:48:36.000 Is it Haviland?
00:48:37.000 Kansas?
00:48:38.000 Anyway.
00:48:39.000 Hobbyland.
00:48:39.000 Hobbyland.
00:48:41.000 Told us that the heat, the issue, was clearly the cause.
00:48:43.000 He said, and this is a quote, it was legit, temps over 105 most of the day and it didn't cool down at all at night, maybe got to 90 degrees.
00:48:51.000 You've seen the big feed yards out there, thousands of head in a dirt corral with limited water access, no trees, just heat.
00:48:56.000 It was just the perfect storm, honestly.
00:48:58.000 And when addressing conspiracies, this farmer said, there's way too many of us good old boys out here, meaning conservative farmers, in Kansas, Way too many of us good old boys out here that if something fishy happened, we would be alerting the media.
00:49:11.000 Now, let's keep this in context, too.
00:49:12.000 Each year, there are more than 33 million cattle slaughtered in the United States.
00:49:18.000 And almost 3.9 million cattle, they're lost per year to predator, non-predator causes, right?
00:49:25.000 Over 419,000 to weather alone, just to be clear.
00:49:29.000 So this is something that we need, if we're talking about 2,000, let's believe the conspiracy, 10,000.
00:49:33.000 If people were conspiring to disrupt the supply chain, This isn't something that they would do.
00:49:38.000 Hey, you know what they would do?
00:49:40.000 They would lobby the government to print more money.
00:49:43.000 Give another $40 billion to Ukraine.
00:49:45.000 Give another $350 million to illegal immigrants.
00:49:47.000 Those are the issues that are significant.
00:49:49.000 I'm sorry I'm just not buying it when it comes to 2,000 cows.
00:49:52.000 I'll use the generous number that is unsubstantiated of 10,000 when you have 420,000 to weather alone every year.
00:49:58.000 $4 million to natural causes that can't be slaughtered.
00:50:01.000 It is a drop in the bucket.
00:50:03.000 And I just don't want people taking their eye off the prize going out and having conversations.
00:50:08.000 I don't want you going out and having conversations with other people where you sound completely unhinged.
00:50:12.000 It's actually about microchips and the cows and these... That's not why the prices are going up.
00:50:16.000 If you actually educate them on why we are dealing with hyperinflation, guess what?
00:50:21.000 It's impossible to argue.
00:50:23.000 They go, yeah, that's... Yep, I'm livin' it.
00:50:25.000 It makes sense.
00:50:26.000 But if you go, and the cows!
00:50:27.000 And the, and the, and the, and the... It's like, ah, okay.
00:50:29.000 And then you lose them.
00:50:30.000 It's all Bill Gates and his synthetic beef.
00:50:30.000 Right.
00:50:32.000 And Bill Gates is a piece of shit. 1.00
00:50:34.000 Don't get me wrong. 1.00
00:50:34.000 Big synthetic beef. 1.00
00:50:35.000 Yeah.
00:50:36.000 I do think that Bill Gates wants us all eating crickets and plants.
00:50:40.000 Yeah, this is not evidence of that.
00:50:42.000 And by the way, the first guy saying, I know cattle farmers in Texas, blah blah blah, all these other places.
00:50:45.000 Well listen, these cows don't deal with this kind of a swing. 0.98
00:50:49.000 We are having a heat spike right now.
00:50:50.000 By the way, they used the global warming for that.
00:50:52.000 Remember last year when we had kind of a cooler summer in Texas?
00:50:56.000 It's global warming causing unseasonably cool weather!
00:51:00.000 This is good, I like it!
00:51:01.000 It was like it was global warming, then it was climate change, and then it was... It's climate variation!
00:51:07.000 Can you just kill yourself? 1.00
00:51:08.000 Can you do that now? 0.99
00:51:09.000 What does climate change identify as now?
00:51:11.000 Well, it depends on one of the pronouns.
00:51:14.000 Climate Xavier change.
00:51:16.000 Doesn't make any sense anymore.
00:51:18.000 So anyways, this is just most likely not what's actually affecting the supply chain.
00:51:23.000 Guys, I gotta be honest.
00:51:25.000 I killed them cows. 0.51
00:51:27.000 Oh, why? 0.95
00:51:28.000 Well, it made me feel good.
00:51:30.000 We also are not addressing the fact that, you know, about 8,000 cows per year are lost to tipping.
00:51:35.000 I tipped them all.
00:51:38.000 They were all in squares, and I was like... He hates cows.
00:51:41.000 He tips them.
00:51:42.000 I love him.
00:51:42.000 I give him good stock tips.
00:51:43.000 I was like, I'm gonna eat y'all.
00:51:44.000 I go, look, you want to put it all in fair life.
00:51:47.000 I was like, move!
00:51:52.000 So even though people in Kansas have been very clear on what happened, former Vice President Joe Biden did, he wanted to address the situation himself.
00:51:57.000 Unfortunately, the conference, it didn't air.
00:52:00.000 We managed to get behind-the-scenes footage of him exclusively talking about what happened.
00:52:06.000 You see what's happening with the cows?
00:52:09.000 Come on.
00:52:10.000 Putin's taken out the cows.
00:52:12.000 We need to get a vaccine.
00:52:14.000 It's not a joke.
00:52:15.000 Sir, we're talking about cows in Kansas, not Russia.
00:52:17.000 They were in Kansas, but we're not in Kansas anymore.
00:52:20.000 And you were there.
00:52:21.000 And you.
00:52:22.000 You were there, too.
00:52:23.000 And you.
00:52:24.000 And you were all there.
00:52:27.000 As the farmers are concerned.
00:52:28.000 Cows are fawned, but we also, uh, don't have cereal for the cows.
00:52:31.000 Tricks are for kids transitioning. 1.00
00:52:33.000 Oh my goodness, you are an absolute moron. 1.00
00:52:36.000 I- I quit. 1.00
00:52:37.000 That seems to be a lot of that going around.
00:52:40.000 Must be that heat wave.
00:52:42.000 Hey, look, share the show right now if you're here on YouTube, because that helps the algorithm.
00:52:45.000 Dave is going to be doing a solo show in Columbus, Ohio, July 15th through the 16th.
00:52:51.000 And if you check out Spokane Comedy Club, I'll be there this summer.
00:52:56.000 We just added another show.
00:52:57.000 Six shows.
00:52:57.000 So we love you.
00:52:59.000 We're going to Mug Club.
00:52:59.000 What are we talking about at Mug Club again?
00:53:01.000 Is it... Ooh, the Missouri Senate candidate who basically threatens to assassinate His rivals.
00:53:08.000 He wants to hunt rhinos.
00:53:09.000 Rhinos. 0.89
00:53:11.000 It's a pretty rough one.
00:53:12.000 Like, look, I get it.
00:53:13.000 I hate rhinos as much as the next guy.
00:53:15.000 Who doesn't?
00:53:16.000 You know, or hippos, if we're talking about the Fat Pride stuff.
00:53:18.000 That's just what it is.
00:53:19.000 It's a hippo with devil horns.
00:53:20.000 Exactly.
00:53:20.000 That's all it is.
00:53:22.000 And it's a nose.
00:53:22.000 And a really crappy villain in Spider-Man.
00:53:24.000 But this is just... You'll get to see this ad.
00:53:27.000 It's not something... I don't even know if we can run it on YouTube because it was censored on Facebook, which I don't think it should be, but YouTube, we love you, but we don't.