Louder with Crowder - CIA Protected PEDOPHILES?! Why Am I Not Surprised | Louder with Crowder

00:00:00.000 ["Mr. Duncan's Dirty Workout"]

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00:00:27.000 Now, as you can probably guess, Mr. Coffee here is most certainly going to fry.

00:00:32.000 And that's only because we outlawed hanging but six years ago.

00:00:35.000 But he'll still get to enjoy his last meal of his favorite chowder on this mug.

00:00:40.000 Or from this mug.

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00:00:45.000 He likes it.

00:00:46.000 For as much longer as he has.

00:00:50.000 THROWDOWNERSHOP.COM!

00:00:52.000 Do the Stranger Thing by The Black Eyed Peas plays.

00:01:26.000 Bye.

00:01:29.000 Hmm.

00:01:30.000 That's a good charge-up sip.

00:01:32.000 Yeah!

00:01:33.000 For huntin' pedophiles. 0.95

00:01:34.000 Oh, jeez. 0.94

00:01:35.000 We're out in the huntin' paintball!

00:01:37.000 Can we talk about that today?

00:01:39.000 No, no, no, no. 0.58

00:01:41.000 Bullets for pedophiles? 1.00

00:01:42.000 For child rapists? 0.99

00:01:43.000 I tried to help you out.

00:01:43.000 Can I not say that?

00:01:44.000 I'm not sure.

00:01:45.000 Wait, how are you helping me by softening my hatred for pedophiles?

00:01:49.000 Well, it was air-quoted paintball.

00:01:51.000 Are you a map sympathist?

00:01:52.000 No.

00:01:52.000 Who's goin' pedo-huntin'?

00:01:54.000 We's goin' pedo-huntin'.

00:01:55.000 Oh, jeez.

00:01:56.000 I don't even wear the camouflage.

00:01:57.000 I want the last thing they see to be this guy.

00:02:01.000 I wear a pinwheel hat and short shorts.

00:02:04.000 I just go out dressed like the Ricola guy in Later Hoes and go, We have a lot to talk about today. 1.00

00:02:12.000 The Omicron variant is now leading to lockdowns.

00:02:16.000 So scary.

00:02:17.000 In Germany, lockdowns for the unvaccinated going door-to-door.

00:02:20.000 You'd think they'd be more self-aware, but... No.

00:02:23.000 Putting up walls.

00:02:24.000 More important than that, we've written about this at the website.

00:02:27.000 You can go read the article at loudmouthcracker.com.

00:02:29.000 The entire report from the CIA.

00:02:31.000 Just to be clear, this is not a conspiracy.

00:02:34.000 There have been at least 10 documented cases of Child sexual assault, including as young as two and six years old, along with a lot of other troubling revelations from the CIA, and there will be no prosecution whatsoever.

00:02:52.000 None!

00:02:53.000 So this is my question to you.

00:02:54.000 We're going to be talking about this, but when people are mad about Americans losing faith in their institutions, You know, I've said this before.

00:03:02.000 Actually, comedy is similar to punishment in a society, in that people's reaction is generally commensurate with the helplessness of the target.

00:03:14.000 So if you're telling a joke, people go, oh, wait a second, you're telling a joke about a Make-A-Wish kid?

00:03:17.000 Okay, we don't know if we're going to go with you here.

00:03:19.000 Same thing with gang-on-gang violence.

00:03:21.000 People say, okay, well, gang-on-gang violence is a little different.

00:03:23.000 They're both shooting at each other.

00:03:25.000 However, A child who is the victim of a sexual predator who was raped, the victim of sexual assault, everyone is on board with the harshest punishment possible.

00:03:35.000 However, what do you do when the people in charge of prosecuting and administering punishment are the people committing these crimes?

00:03:43.000 That's what's happening with the CIA right now.

00:03:46.000 This is not a conspiracy.

00:03:47.000 You can read the entire report.

00:03:49.000 I want to be clear.

00:03:50.000 It's evil, evil stuff, and I want to spend some time with it.

00:03:53.000 So, outside of that, we'll also be talking about Cuomo.

00:03:56.000 That's right.

00:03:57.000 I don't want to kick a guy while he's down, so I'd rather just pivot to Stelter, who, like I've said, is definitely angling for that 9 p.m.

00:04:03.000 plot.

00:04:04.000 He's easy to catch, too.

00:04:05.000 It's his chance!

00:04:07.000 When I wish upon a donut!

00:04:09.000 All right, before that, We have Gerald A. here.

00:04:12.000 How are you?

00:04:12.000 I am well.

00:04:12.000 How are you?

00:04:13.000 I'm okay.

00:04:14.000 I'm doing alright.

00:04:14.000 Nice.

00:04:15.000 Yeah, you know, I'm okay.

00:04:16.000 That's good.

00:04:17.000 We need, like, a special, like, pedo change my mind shirt.

00:04:20.000 Yeah, we do.

00:04:20.000 Yeah.

00:04:21.000 You gon' die. 1.00

00:04:21.000 Change my mind. 1.00

00:04:22.000 Death penalty for pedophiles. 1.00

00:04:24.000 Change my mind. 1.00

00:04:24.000 And people would just walk past me like... I'm not gonna change... Yeah, you'd be... I agree. 1.00

00:04:28.000 You'd be sitting at that booth by yourself all day.

00:04:30.000 The greatest security threat would be getting catcalled.

00:04:32.000 Just... Yeah!

00:04:33.000 I agree with that.

00:04:34.000 You'd get to meet Kevin Spacey.

00:04:36.000 Yes, exactly.

00:04:37.000 Hey, listen, don't you know the harm you're doing?

00:04:39.000 De-stigmatize maps.

00:04:40.000 I didn't write the rules.

00:04:41.000 I just play by them.

00:04:42.000 Stop it. 0.97

00:04:44.000 Quarter black or not at all black here. 0.98

00:04:45.000 Hey, I'm just some totally white guy here.

00:04:47.000 Yes, according to your ethics.

00:04:48.000 Totally white guy here. 0.64

00:04:49.000 Well, the man-bud doesn't help.

00:04:50.000 How are you?

00:04:50.000 Oh, you know, I'm doing good.

00:04:51.000 I'm doing good.

00:04:52.000 No sickle cell?

00:04:52.000 I'm feeling good.

00:04:54.000 No sickle cell.

00:04:54.000 Not today, at least.

00:04:55.000 Well, that's good.

00:04:57.000 Day's not over.

00:04:57.000 We don't need you leaving to St.

00:04:58.000 Jude's because we do not have comp for that long.

00:05:02.000 And he is going to be performing January 15th in Redding, California at the Civic Auditorium.

00:05:09.000 The quickest man on his feet that I know.

00:05:11.000 Dave Landa, how are you?

00:05:11.000 Ahoy!

00:05:12.000 I'm good.

00:05:12.000 How about you?

00:05:13.000 Well, I'm good.

00:05:14.000 I feel bad that you're going to have to be in California again.

00:05:16.000 Well, we got a lot of fans there because they're tired of all the, I'm going to say it, BS.

00:05:22.000 Oh jeez.

00:05:24.000 If you may, if I may.

00:05:27.000 Before I move on, look, this is important.

00:05:29.000 Is our last show next Tuesday or the Tuesday after?

00:05:33.000 Tuesday after.

00:05:34.000 Tuesday after.

00:05:34.000 Our last show is a Tuesday after next, and that show is going to be a little bit different.

00:05:39.000 It's going to be four hours of wholesome Santa Claus with children, live broadcast.

00:05:45.000 I think you can maybe guess who will be portraying Santa Claus, but we have kids.

00:05:48.000 We'll be finding some needy families in the Texas area, and the parents are going to be giving us all this information on the children so we can make it a magical experience.

00:05:57.000 That's our last show on that Tuesday, but if you do not see this show, And we don't let you know when our last show is, like two Tuesdays from now.

00:06:06.000 Make sure you just go to Rumble or Mug Club. 0.91

00:06:08.000 We are available Monday through Thursday, 10 a.m.

00:06:10.000 Eastern.

00:06:11.000 We have no idea how long we'll be available on YouTube, especially as we tear apart this narrative of the mildly annoying Omicron variant.

00:06:21.000 Yeah.

00:06:23.000 Seriously!

00:06:24.000 We're now at the point where it's, ah, all cases that we have thus far have been very mild.

00:06:29.000 Fatigue and, you know, sniffles.

00:06:32.000 Well, it's me every day!

00:06:33.000 It's me every... The Zyrtec doesn't get rid of those two symptoms.

00:06:37.000 We're gonna ask people for their papers?

00:06:40.000 We're gonna have vaccine passports for that now?

00:06:43.000 It's not about your health anymore.

00:06:45.000 It's about control.

00:06:46.000 I think we all know that.

00:06:47.000 Before we get to any of that, I haven't seen this.

00:06:49.000 You have not seen this, no.

00:06:50.000 No, none of us have.

00:06:51.000 This is from, explain it, Cordoblack Garrett?

00:06:54.000 The Old Gays of TikTok? 1.00

00:06:55.000 Old Gays on TikTok. 1.00

00:06:57.000 What?

00:06:57.000 That's their name.

00:06:57.000 That's their channel?

00:06:58.000 And they're really getting into, apparently, the holiday spirit.

00:07:01.000 Have you seen this?

00:07:01.000 Yeah, okay.

00:07:02.000 I have not seen this.

00:07:03.000 All right, the three of us have not.

00:07:04.000 Let's see it.

00:07:04.000 I have not seen it.

00:07:05.000 Hey, they're having good fun.

00:07:13.000 Oh no, where is this going?

00:07:16.000 What a bright time is the right time to rock the night away.

00:07:21.000 Jingle bell time is the swell time to go riding in a one horse sleigh.

00:07:28.000 I love how there's one ripped old guy who's clearly on growth hormone.

00:07:31.000 Alright. 0.97

00:07:36.000 I did not expect that voice out of that old black man. 1.00

00:07:39.000 I didn't either.

00:07:39.000 I expected it to be a little, I don't know, like a Cee Lo Green effect, you know?

00:07:44.000 Maybe a little deeper.

00:07:44.000 What a bright time!

00:07:46.000 It's a light time!

00:07:48.000 It's like, whoa, a black Ethel Merman? 0.92

00:07:49.000 It's probably the least weird thing happening on the streets of LA in that moment anyway.

00:07:53.000 Yeah.

00:07:55.000 That black guy's just running down the streets in a German Kaiser helmet going, clang clang clang went the trolley. 0.94

00:08:00.000 Ding ding ding went my bell.

00:08:02.000 Like, do we need a permit for this?

00:08:04.000 No, this is just a Tuesday.

00:08:05.000 I have no problem.

00:08:06.000 Honestly, the funny thing is, that is positively tame.

00:08:09.000 It is?

00:08:10.000 Fine. 1.00

00:08:10.000 I guarantee if you sent that old gay black man... 1.00

00:08:14.000 There was one black guy. 1.00

00:08:15.000 One black guy. 0.98

00:08:16.000 Token gay black guy in the outfit. 0.99

00:08:17.000 Token gay Mrs. Claus. 0.99

00:08:19.000 If you sent them to the BuzzFeed homepage, they'd be like, well that's a little severe. 0.98

00:08:26.000 Yeah, that was tasteful.

00:08:27.000 It was!

00:08:28.000 That's what I like to call it, tasteful.

00:08:29.000 It was that one guy's, it was his final wish, that Santa.

00:08:31.000 He looked a little thin.

00:08:32.000 Yeah, this might be his last Christmas.

00:08:34.000 This is like, can we dance in the street?

00:08:35.000 Here's my grown-up list!

00:08:37.000 My grown-up Christmas list!

00:08:40.000 It's Lyle!

00:08:41.000 Wish granted!

00:08:42.000 Oh! 0.60

00:08:43.000 I mean, let's be honest, they survived the 80s.

00:08:45.000 That's pretty impressive.

00:08:46.000 That is pretty impressive.

00:08:47.000 Fauci's back to get them again, though, so.

00:08:49.000 How long do you think it took to edit out Stelter from that?

00:08:52.000 Oh.

00:08:52.000 Oh, he was just on the side.

00:08:53.000 No, guys, you gotta do it like this!

00:08:55.000 He couldn't keep up with the aerobics.

00:08:57.000 I'll sing harmony!

00:09:00.000 Wide upright!

00:09:03.000 Oh, boy!

00:09:04.000 I'm gonna need to get in shape if I'm taking over Cuomo's 9pm slot.

00:09:07.000 Oxygen!

00:09:08.000 Super straight!

00:09:09.000 Wrecked him. 0.99

00:09:10.000 Damn near killed him. 0.97

00:09:13.000 So, we'll get to more CIA here. 0.98

00:09:16.000 Chris Cuomo was fired from CNN now.

00:09:18.000 Not put on temporary leave.

00:09:21.000 Are we sad about this or good?

00:09:23.000 According to the victim's attorney, Debra Katz, this may involve sexual misconduct.

00:09:28.000 That's the reason for him being fired.

00:09:31.000 So look, I know he lied a lot.

00:09:35.000 Credo got whacked.

00:09:38.000 You know, I'm uncomfortable with kicking a guy while he's down.

00:09:40.000 Really?

00:09:41.000 Yes, really, I am.

00:09:42.000 Even in this case?

00:09:43.000 I absolutely am, and so instead I would rather punch the inflatable Stelter that comes back up.

00:09:49.000 That is true.

00:09:49.000 Because like I said before, I said watch for it, he is going to throw Chris Cuomo under the bus, and he wants that slot.

00:09:56.000 Well, Brian Stelter weighed in.

00:10:01.000 Now there is one part of the statement, Jim, that we don't know anything about, just to be completely transparent with the audience.

00:10:06.000 It says there's additional information that also came to light sometime this week.

00:10:11.000 We don't know what that is.

00:10:12.000 I've asked.

00:10:12.000 There's no answers coming on what that could be.

00:10:15.000 What we do know is that Cuomo was terminated earlier today.

00:10:19.000 And Brian, do we know when this new information might be brought out to the public and we'll have a sense as to what this additional information was?

00:10:28.000 And I don't know, actually, if it ever will.

00:10:30.000 I think that's very much unclear.

00:10:31.000 I think this may be a situation, Jim, just drawing on my years as a media reporter, this may be a situation where it was Death by a Thousand Cuts.

00:10:40.000 Yes, Death by a Thousand Cuts, as opposed to Stelter's upcoming biopic, Death by a Thousand Pizzas.

00:10:47.000 Let us pray in silence.

00:10:51.000 Wanna go tree climbing, Thomas J?

00:10:54.000 His face hurts.

00:10:56.000 And where is his glasses?

00:10:58.000 He can't see without his glasses.

00:11:01.000 Put his glasses on!

00:11:03.000 Put on his glasses!

00:11:06.000 Must have been a lot of Bs.

00:11:07.000 Yes.

00:11:08.000 He needs his glasses.

00:11:08.000 I thought it'd be Death by a Thousand something else that starts with P. Yes, uh, uh, Paninis.

00:11:14.000 Yes, Paninis.

00:11:15.000 Death by a Thousand subs.

00:11:16.000 Big 12-inch Paninis.

00:11:18.000 Yes, Hoagies.

00:11:20.000 Black 12-inch paninis.

00:11:21.000 Whoa! 0.71

00:11:22.000 Whoa! 0.71

00:11:22.000 Hey, you know what? 0.71

00:11:23.000 Honestly though, people will get mad at this.

00:11:26.000 Screw that guy, Stelter.

00:11:27.000 I mean, we all have to get on a treadmill and diet.

00:11:30.000 I can hear him growing.

00:11:31.000 This is your job, to be on camera, for crying out loud.

00:11:35.000 Every time I see him, he's larger.

00:11:38.000 It's pretty bad.

00:11:38.000 I thought he was going to be a bigger fan of the sausage, though.

00:11:43.000 I guess the old meat lovers. 0.93

00:11:45.000 Oh, he'd love a meat lovers pizza, just without the pizza.

00:11:48.000 I thought the pepperoni was going to be on the eyes to pay the boatman, though.

00:11:50.000 You just close his eyes and like coins you put on pepperoni.

00:11:56.000 By the way, Anna Klumski in the My Girl thing, I just realized, she's really dressed down for her best friend's funeral. 0.97

00:12:02.000 She really is, yeah. 1.00

00:12:03.000 Really a low-rent piece of trash. 1.00

00:12:04.000 Yeah, absolutely. 0.99

00:12:06.000 Like she'd choose, what, were sweatpants not available?

00:12:08.000 Yeah, it's great.

00:12:09.000 It's only your best friend that you got killed by bees. 0.95

00:12:11.000 Yeah, you were the one who killed him.

00:12:12.000 Maybe bring his glasses, you knew he wasn't gonna have them.

00:12:15.000 By the way, he was looking a little sickly and he did Blood Brothers with a tin can.

00:12:18.000 You might want to get yourself checked.

00:12:19.000 Yeah.

00:12:21.000 Right, yeah.

00:12:21.000 Because the good son probably did not have a good blood profile.

00:12:26.000 No, no.

00:12:27.000 Little hemoglobin being off there.

00:12:29.000 Have you seen him now?

00:12:30.000 You don't want to... No.

00:12:31.000 Well, I mean, I have seen him, but you don't want to be him.

00:12:33.000 You don't want to share a needle.

00:12:35.000 You know what?

00:12:36.000 Comment below.

00:12:37.000 You have to be Macaulay Culkin circa today or Brian Stelter for the rest of your life.

00:12:43.000 It's a Freaky Friday situation.

00:12:46.000 It's a tough one.

00:12:46.000 Who do you pick?

00:12:47.000 Is there a Gullenwald anywhere?

00:12:48.000 He's cleaned up.

00:12:49.000 Yeah, and he's thin.

00:12:50.000 He's got painted nails.

00:12:51.000 He's a cool guy.

00:12:52.000 I don't know.

00:12:53.000 He's got brothers that are in decent movies.

00:12:55.000 I assume it's because of drugs, though, that he's so fiery.

00:12:59.000 Well, then maybe Stelter should try himself some coke.

00:13:01.000 If Stelter's a bulldog, Macaulay Culkin's like an old Airedale Terrier. 0.93

00:13:06.000 That guy could use a heroin addiction. 0.92

00:13:08.000 Can we swap?

00:13:11.000 I'm sorry, am I allowed to say that?

00:13:13.000 Hey, doesn't Stelter work in media?

00:13:14.000 Can someone get that guy some Colombian gold, maybe?

00:13:17.000 That's an appetite suppressant.

00:13:18.000 Maybe a tapeworm or something?

00:13:19.000 I mean, I feel like he hangs out at a lot of bars where there's drugs available.

00:13:23.000 Can someone just bottle up some Mexican tap water, put it in an Evian bottle and serve it to him?

00:13:29.000 Like his quarterly treatment.

00:13:31.000 All right.

00:13:32.000 So here's another thing.

00:13:34.000 Santa Inc.

00:13:35.000 is this new show on HBO with Seth Rogen and Sarah Silverman.

00:13:40.000 Have you watched this at all?

00:13:41.000 No.

00:13:41.000 I didn't know.

00:13:42.000 Sarah!

00:13:44.000 So they're ramping up their efforts on Christmas here, and this is Santa Inc.

00:13:44.000 Yeah.

00:13:48.000 It has the lowest audience score that I've ever seen on Rotten Tomatoes.

00:13:51.000 Oh, wow.

00:13:51.000 Three percent.

00:13:52.000 No critics scores yet because they just said, well, we just can't compete.

00:13:57.000 And then I do have, look.

00:14:00.000 Our work is done for us.

00:14:01.000 They already gave it three.

00:14:02.000 I watched four episodes, so before we get to that, let's watch the trailer.

00:14:06.000 A lot of people are upset about it.

00:14:07.000 Of course, Seth Rogen and Sarah Silverman are saying the only reason people are upset is that they are white supremacists.

00:14:13.000 That's just because my comedy's gotten really lazy since the pandemic.

00:14:13.000 One does.

00:14:18.000 Nobody wants to watch a 50-year-old dude smoke weed.

00:14:22.000 No, it's true.

00:14:22.000 Yeah, I'm depressed about it.

00:14:24.000 Again.

00:14:25.000 So, let's watch the trailer now and see why everyone is upset with these folks in Hollywood taking aim at Christmas.

00:14:35.000 When you're a kid, there's only one day a year more special than any other day.

00:14:39.000 And that day is Christmas.

00:14:42.000 And we are the magic behind that day. 0.99

00:14:45.000 So let's get these f***ing kids some f***ing presents! 1.00

00:14:52.000 Hey, Merry Christmas! 0.99

00:14:53.000 Whoa! 0.71

00:14:54.000 F word.

00:14:55.000 Laugh Laughs!

00:14:56.000 Good golly he's jolly, our own Santa Claus!

00:15:01.000 Hey Merry Christmas, whoa, you're on my naughty list.

00:15:07.000 Good news sir!

00:15:10.000 More American kids believe in you than they do in vaccines or the Holocaust.

00:15:14.000 That's great.

00:15:15.000 I mean, disheartening for America, but great for us.

00:15:19.000 Oh, wise advice from a Canadian. 1.00

00:15:22.000 I'm here from the North Pole Times.

00:15:23.000 Have you decided who will succeed you with Santa Claus?

00:15:26.000 Subtext, Santa's old and knocking on death's door. 1.00

00:15:28.000 F*** you. 1.00

00:15:30.000 I mean, good question. 1.00

00:15:32.000 I'll give it some serious thought.

00:15:34.000 Bye.

00:15:37.000 Oh boy.

00:15:37.000 Yes!

00:15:37.000 No they don't!

00:15:38.000 It's not crazy!

00:15:38.000 Santa Claus is throughout history, some were loved, others loathed.

00:15:44.000 But the position of Santa has mostly been a white man's game.

00:15:47.000 Oh boy. 0.99

00:15:48.000 Zack, it's f***ing crazy.

00:15:49.000 Things have gotta change.

00:15:50.000 No they don't.

00:15:51.000 It's not crazy.

00:15:52.000 I'd like to steal his...

00:15:53.000 You're purple. 1.00

00:15:54.000 If I die, get rid of my porn! 1.00

00:15:55.000 What? 1.00

00:15:56.000 I want to be the next Santa.

00:15:57.000 In the next life. 1.00

00:16:01.000 If this is your dream, you have to at least make your case, bitch. 1.00

00:16:04.000 You gotta get intimate with that jolly bitch, bitch. 1.00

00:16:07.000 I know you're right, but do you really have to call me bitch every time you say something? 1.00

00:16:11.000 Yes, bitch, because it's empowering to call you bitch, bitch. 1.00

00:16:17.000 I would hunt that deer. 1.00

00:16:18.000 I wouldn't even hunt it, I'd run it over with my car.

00:16:22.000 And leave it alive?

00:16:23.000 They play golf and leave it alive.

00:16:25.000 They smoke cigars.

00:16:26.000 Say things like, don't ever marry your mistress.

00:16:30.000 Just so you know, the women of the North Pole make fun of one of your... 1.00

00:16:33.000 I don't even get these jokes.

00:16:34.000 Have fun wondering whose it is. 0.99

00:16:36.000 Maybe I'm just stupid, but I don't get these jokes. 0.99

00:16:40.000 Aw, that's my favorite Christmas song. 1.00

00:16:42.000 I'm gonna shoot shots, shoot shots of sh**. 1.00

00:16:45.000 Aww, that's my favorite Christmas song. 1.00

00:16:47.000 It's a great song.

00:16:48.000 This is where there's a mismatch between the enthusiasm of the song and the boring content.

00:16:59.000 This is a show, this isn't a movie.

00:17:01.000 successor die trying.

00:17:03.000 Well, this is a show this isn't a movie. Yeah. In two hours.

00:17:10.000 Well, what I know.

00:17:15.000 No, you go ahead.

00:17:16.000 No, you go ahead.

00:17:17.000 No, I'm just saying, what's the plot?

00:17:19.000 It's the plot is she wants to be the new Santa because unfortunately old white men have played Santa and that needs to change. 0.99

00:17:26.000 Just wanted to see.

00:17:27.000 So now a little Jewish elf. 0.99

00:17:29.000 I hope I've briefed you.

00:17:31.000 You have.

00:17:32.000 I just wanted to make sure I had that correct and I started getting a migraine.

00:17:36.000 Well, the comments have been turned off on the trailer, so that's a really good sign.

00:17:41.000 Yeah.

00:17:42.000 And you can't see the dislikes.

00:17:43.000 Yeah, and just keep in mind, this is the reason on YouTube dislikes are no longer publicly available.

00:17:49.000 Hey, you don't see any independent content creators saying, do away with the dislikes.

00:17:53.000 It's HBO.

00:17:54.000 It's ABC.

00:17:55.000 It's Viacom.

00:17:56.000 It's NBCUniversal.

00:17:57.000 By the way, people we've all been in some sort of litigation with at some point in time.

00:18:03.000 Just to be clear, it gives us a leg up because we have the power of you right now watching just like Snopes having to re-fact check the fact check and the fact and the check and the fact and the fact check.

00:18:12.000 Speaking of that...

00:18:13.000 Smash the like button!

00:18:14.000 Smash the like button, if you're watching, to let us know that you'll go over there and, uh... Well, smash the dislike button, and here's the thing.

00:18:21.000 They get to see it.

00:18:22.000 They get to see it.

00:18:23.000 We don't get to see it publicly.

00:18:25.000 But deep down, they know.

00:18:27.000 It's a message straight to them.

00:18:28.000 And this is my issue with it.

00:18:29.000 Look, first off, I don't know why everything has to be... You're a comedian.

00:18:32.000 I'm a comedian.

00:18:32.000 Yeah.

00:18:33.000 I understand that being subversive, that taking topics and sort of switching them around...

00:18:38.000 Why do we have to do that with something that's designed to be wholesome for kids with Christmas?

00:18:42.000 And look, let me just sort of present a hypothetical situation here, if I may.

00:18:48.000 The reason this rubs people the wrong way is, first off, when you watch this, I've watched four episodes, they revile Christmas.

00:18:54.000 The disdain for Christmas is very, very clear.

00:18:57.000 It's not done with love.

00:18:59.000 It's not done with a wink and a nod.

00:19:00.000 If you look at the classics that people love, A Christmas story.

00:19:03.000 Very funny.

00:19:04.000 A Silent Night Deadly Night.

00:19:06.000 Yes, precisely.

00:19:07.000 Black Christmas.

00:19:09.000 Krampus.

00:19:10.000 No, but Christmas Vacation.

00:19:11.000 These are still funny films.

00:19:13.000 Christmas Vacation is getting a re-release.

00:19:15.000 But it's a love letter to Christmas.

00:19:17.000 Look, these... Okay, how would you feel, what would you think, if a bunch of Gentiles made a film about Hanukkah and took a steaming dump on everything that it was? 1.00

00:19:28.000 You think that would go over well?

00:19:29.000 These are people who know nothing about Christmas, who don't celebrate Christmas.

00:19:32.000 Sarah Silverman.

00:19:33.000 Sarah Silverman, Seth Rogen, and by the way, he co-produces with Evan Goldberg, this guy who did Pineapple Express, and I don't know, Sausage Party.

00:19:39.000 His big claim to fame is knowing Seth Rogen in high school.

00:19:43.000 By the way, his wife writes an episode of this series.

00:19:45.000 So it's like, hey, I know Seth Rogen from high school.

00:19:49.000 Hey, sweetheart, you can be a professional comedy writer.

00:19:51.000 And HBO just said, hmm, sounds great.

00:19:54.000 Signed off on it.

00:19:55.000 Yeah.

00:19:56.000 This is the incestuous.

00:19:56.000 Good to go.

00:19:58.000 It's such an incestuous gene pool in Hollywood. 1.00

00:20:01.000 It's almost the CIA or royal family.

00:20:03.000 Well, and I think they totally missed about like 3% obviously, right?

00:20:06.000 What we want is more stuff like Home Alone and Christmas Vacation.

00:20:10.000 Like we want stuff that throws back to a time when we didn't have to worry about you trying to say Santa has to be non-white.

00:20:15.000 And not a remake.

00:20:16.000 Exactly!

00:20:17.000 Not just a remake, not something lazy, but something fun. 0.65

00:20:20.000 Like something that is like, I don't want the woke crap that I have to deal with in every other part of my life.

00:20:25.000 Please give me something. 0.94

00:20:26.000 Think about this.

00:20:27.000 Bad Santa.

00:20:28.000 It's a raunchy movie, it's an adult movie, it's a funny movie, but it still has reverence for Christmas and the whole idea.

00:20:35.000 This has no heart.

00:20:35.000 And it has heart.

00:20:36.000 This is just malice and evil.

00:20:38.000 Scrooged is a very dark, you know, hey, comment, you guys let me know.

00:20:41.000 I've experienced that most, most women don't like Scrooge because they find it a little bit dark.

00:20:46.000 My wife doesn't. 0.97

00:20:47.000 That's pretty dark.

00:20:48.000 A lot of women are like, uh, that's not, but I know a lot of guys like it.

00:20:52.000 That's my favorite, Scrooge.

00:20:53.000 I would have to put that right up there.

00:20:55.000 If not number one, it's interchangeable.

00:20:57.000 But that's pretty dark.

00:20:58.000 That and Christmas Vacation.

00:21:00.000 Yeah.

00:21:00.000 Definitely mine.

00:21:01.000 Mine would be that.

00:21:02.000 Mine would be Christmas Story.

00:21:04.000 That's not on my list.

00:21:05.000 I disagree, but... Well, you can be wrong.

00:21:07.000 I'd rather watch this thing.

00:21:09.000 Definitely die hard.

00:21:10.000 Is that a Christmas story?

00:21:12.000 No, I'd rather watch my favorite ant.

00:21:14.000 Hey, you know what you better watch?

00:21:15.000 Your tongue.

00:21:18.000 Watch your mouth.

00:21:19.000 You're about to cross some lines.

00:21:21.000 I visited the Christmas Story Museum in Indiana.

00:21:24.000 It was right next to the Dillinger Escape Museum and they were both basically just two picture frames and a lamp.

00:21:31.000 Well, you can actually go to the house in Cleveland.

00:21:33.000 Yeah, I know, but I don't want to bother them.

00:21:34.000 You don't want to go in that neighborhood.

00:21:35.000 No.

00:21:36.000 It's like, oh, look at the story.

00:21:37.000 The house is in Cleveland, but it took place in Indiana.

00:21:39.000 No, I understand that.

00:21:40.000 I'm just saying I didn't know it was Cleveland.

00:21:41.000 Yeah, it's in Cleveland.

00:21:42.000 All right.

00:21:43.000 Well, now you know, so plan your big trip.

00:21:45.000 Yeah, that's why I lived there.

00:21:46.000 That's one stop I didn't have.

00:21:48.000 Yeah, try and plan your big trip between visits to Branson.

00:21:50.000 You lived in the Christmas Story house?

00:21:52.000 I did, pretty much.

00:21:53.000 It was an Airbnb.

00:21:54.000 That's how you shut your tooth out.

00:21:57.000 By the way, you can follow us on Instagram, too, just so you know, where we do non-YouTube stuff for as long as they allow me to be there.

00:22:04.000 We'll have some contests going on there.

00:22:05.000 So, Germany, right now, has just imposed... Well, you know what?

00:22:10.000 First off, can we show the New York clip?

00:22:12.000 So, New York City just announced to Blasio this morning, in New York City, that they are now imposing... What are they doing?

00:22:19.000 Is it passports for all unvaccinated? 0.99

00:22:23.000 In New York City?

00:22:24.000 For unvaccinated?

00:22:25.000 Yeah, let's show the clip from Mayor de Blasio.

00:22:29.000 Okay, let's bring up the clip from Mayor de Blasio.

00:22:31.000 We in New York City have decided to use a preemptive strike to really do something bold to stop the further growth of COVID and the dangers it's causing to all of us.

00:22:42.000 So, as of today, we're going to announce a first-in-the-nation measure.

00:22:46.000 Our health commissioner will announce...

00:22:47.000 I thought it was only going to be 100 employees or more, remember?

00:22:52.000 All private sector employers in New York City should be fully covered by this vaccine mandate

00:22:58.000 as of December 27th.

00:22:59.000 We're going to need some other measures as well to really focus on maximizing vaccination

00:23:05.000 quickly so we can get ahead of Omicron and all the other challenges we're facing right

00:23:10.000 now.

00:23:11.000 Yeah, and what's really scary about that, and we'll go back to the Omicron variant in

00:23:14.000 a second, but think about this.

00:23:16.000 Kids 5 to 11 have to have at least one shot to enter business. 1.00

00:23:20.000 No, no, absolutely go fuck yourself. 1.00

00:23:22.000 I am so sorry for saying that, but listen, I apologize right now. 1.00

00:23:27.000 That's evil.

00:23:28.000 Yeah.

00:23:29.000 It is, yeah.

00:23:29.000 No, absolutely not.

00:23:31.000 You want to clean up the city, tell him to have his daughter stop riding the train with her coochie house. 1.00

00:23:35.000 Yeah, what's up with that?

00:23:35.000 And while they're at it, clean up Gerald's mouth.

00:23:37.000 I know, right?

00:23:38.000 It was a visceral reaction.

00:23:40.000 Someone get him the double mint twins in here. 1.00

00:23:42.000 I apologize.

00:23:43.000 No, you're absolutely right.

00:23:44.000 That is absolutely evil.

00:23:45.000 Not for the sake of it, for the word.

00:23:47.000 You are forcing children to be that.

00:23:49.000 This is not science.

00:23:50.000 And by the way, this is all done under the guise of what?

00:23:53.000 The Omicron variant.

00:23:56.000 We have to be afraid of the Omicron variant.

00:23:58.000 Well, guess what?

00:23:58.000 You're not following the science.

00:24:00.000 So, this is New York now, but they're following the lead of places like... Let me just clarify one thing here.

00:24:06.000 This is why it matters when we point to Europe or we point to Australia.

00:24:10.000 Do you doubt for a second Genuine question.

00:24:13.000 You guys can comment.

00:24:15.000 Do you doubt for a second that if there weren't Republicans or conservatives or liberty-loving Americans standing in the way that Democrats right now in this country wouldn't have us do exactly what Europe and Australia has done?

00:24:28.000 If they had their way, unfettered, Europe would be us.

00:24:32.000 We would be Australia.

00:24:33.000 Do you doubt that for a second?

00:24:34.000 I just want to make that clear, because guess what they're doing in Germany?

00:24:39.000 They act up again!

00:24:40.000 Those Germans! 0.99

00:24:41.000 Better keep your eye on those folks!

00:24:43.000 Now they're imposing major restrictions on anyone in their population who's unvaccinated.

00:24:49.000 I think we have a clip of Prime Minister Pork Rind Merkel. 0.72

00:24:54.000 That is a pork rind.

00:24:59.000 Language of romance.

00:25:01.000 G2 rules will be extended to the retail sector, with the exception of shops selling everyday needs.

00:25:06.000 should you say mutinous?

00:25:09.000 G2 rules will be extended to the retail sector with the exception of shops selling everyday

00:25:19.000 needs.

00:25:20.000 So some other new German guidelines include for people who are listening on audio, we

00:25:23.000 had subtitles there.

00:25:24.000 A train ride.

00:25:25.000 Unvaccinated people will be limited to meetings with their own household and only to other 0.98

00:25:34.000 You will not ask questions!

00:25:37.000 And we actually have some disturbing footage, of course.

00:25:40.000 there are people this isn't the first time of german authorities uh going door to door looking

00:25:43.000 for the unvaccinated well i guess we can't blame him

00:25:58.000 It's just the Germans preserving their traditions and culture.

00:26:01.000 I guess so.

00:26:02.000 Well, they had to get one shot or the other.

00:26:04.000 Yep.

00:26:04.000 Oh my gosh.

00:26:06.000 Six million unvaccinated, just to be...

00:26:09.000 I think they'll say six million, but we both know it'll be closer to six hundred thousand.

00:26:13.000 I don't know what that means.

00:26:14.000 I don't agree with that.

00:26:15.000 Joe, stop.

00:26:16.000 Nine! 0.98

00:26:17.000 So we joke about this, but here, I spoke about this with Dr. Jordan Peterson.

00:26:21.000 The Nazis, keep in mind, they didn't just come in and say, look, we are going to go door to door because we don't, hey everybody, we don't like Jews.

00:26:29.000 Right.

00:26:30.000 Right?

00:26:30.000 No.

00:26:31.000 We have the problem, we see Jews, people didn't say, oh yeah, let's get rid of them. 1.00

00:26:33.000 That's not how it happened.

00:26:34.000 What did they do?

00:26:35.000 They began to drive a wedge through a multitude of ways, of course, but a big one.

00:26:40.000 They've always used infectious diseases to other people.

00:26:44.000 And I don't mean other people and that you don't provide a racially segregated safe space at Mizzou.

00:26:50.000 I mean othering people in the sense that you make them seem dirty, filthy, subhuman, people who should not be a part of society. 0.99

00:26:59.000 The Nazis did label Jews disease with typhus, lice, all of this as an excuse to go door to door Look, we can't stop the fact that they're dirty! 1.00

00:27:12.000 The Judens are dirty! 1.00

00:27:13.000 Do you want to get dirty like the Juden? 0.97

00:27:15.000 Right, no, so one of the things they did, they dehumanized them and they said they are not doing their part for Germany.

00:27:21.000 Listen to this, this might sound familiar.

00:27:23.000 They are the reason that our economy is not recovering as fast as it could.

00:27:28.000 Does that sound familiar to anybody?

00:27:31.000 Do you understand why that freaks us out when we hear the government saying, oh, it's the unvaccinated.

00:27:35.000 If it weren't for them... You're talking about the Jews! 1.00

00:27:38.000 Right, yeah, that's... There's reasons the economy's not recovering?

00:27:41.000 Well, that's what your guy said.

00:27:43.000 Right.

00:27:43.000 But you're saying that... Charlie Chaplin... What is he saying now?

00:27:46.000 Well, it's pretty much- we stole your line.

00:27:48.000 Well, who's- we?

00:27:49.000 What line?

00:27:49.000 Well, the United States stole your line.

00:27:51.000 We just replaced Jews with unvaccinated. 1.00

00:27:53.000 Wait, wait, wait. 0.91

00:27:53.000 So the Jews now in the United States are the reason for no economic recovery? 0.91

00:27:57.000 Well, you see, I think you're hearing what you want to hear.

00:27:59.000 Yes.

00:28:00.000 Yeah.

00:28:00.000 So, but that's not what I'm saying.

00:28:01.000 What are you saying?

00:28:02.000 Why is the economy in the scheißen?

00:28:04.000 It's, uh, it's because of the unvaccinated, according to the U.S.

00:28:07.000 government.

00:28:07.000 Oh, okay.

00:28:08.000 So I understand.

00:28:08.000 So now they're saying unvaccinated.

00:28:11.000 Wink, wink.

00:28:12.000 no no no no no i think he means juden that's not it appears that no truth no no

00:28:19.000 no i understand where gerald is coming from mr blonde hair blue eyes yes it's unvaccinated

00:28:26.000 that's right no no no that is not what i said do you have someone vaccinated in your attic

00:28:30.000 just wait till they come down dip their pinky in a bowl of porridge you you are not listening

00:28:34.000 it's always oh yes the diary of an vaccinated You see, I thought this was gonna go differently. 0.94

00:28:43.000 I agree with it.

00:28:46.000 How many unvaccinated does it take to screw in a light bulb?

00:28:50.000 Oh boy.

00:28:50.000 I'm not going to finish that.

00:28:51.000 It's always been health, though.

00:28:54.000 Health has always been the thing they use.

00:28:56.000 It controls society. 0.94

00:28:57.000 So just if you ever question if we're getting dumber, we are. 0.69

00:29:00.000 We're going backwards. 0.70

00:29:01.000 Well, here's something else.

00:29:02.000 It's not only health.

00:29:04.000 It's your individual health, right?

00:29:07.000 Or someone else affecting everybody else's health.

00:29:09.000 It's not really about individual health.

00:29:10.000 It's always under the guise of, hey, the Jews are going to affect All of your health. 1.00

00:29:16.000 Everything. 0.67

00:29:18.000 Hey, the unvaccinated are going to affect the health of everybody. 1.00

00:29:21.000 Well, hold on a second.

00:29:21.000 Wait a second.

00:29:22.000 How does my health affect you if you're vaccinated?

00:29:24.000 Well, because I could still get it.

00:29:25.000 Yeah.

00:29:26.000 Well, I guess then the vaccine doesn't work.

00:29:27.000 Well, but no, if I'm vaccinated, there's very little chance that I end up sick or in the hospital.

00:29:31.000 Well, then you shouldn't care that I'm unvaccinated.

00:29:32.000 But you have to get vaccinated.

00:29:33.000 Why?

00:29:34.000 Because I could get it.

00:29:35.000 We're a culture that picks sexual partners by swiping right on a phone. 1.00

00:29:40.000 Think about that.

00:29:41.000 Yes.

00:29:42.000 Like, and all of a sudden we care about health?

00:29:44.000 Right.

00:29:44.000 Where have you been the last 20 years?

00:29:47.000 For crying out loud, Brian Stelter.

00:29:49.000 I was trying to think.

00:29:51.000 Brian Stelter?

00:29:52.000 Henry?

00:29:52.000 Brian.

00:29:53.000 Brian Stelter.

00:29:54.000 Who's the Stelter Orchestra?

00:29:56.000 Do you have a mental, like, thing?

00:29:58.000 I just totally forgot. 0.97

00:29:59.000 The point is, he licks the toilet seat to prepare for the show.

00:30:01.000 Absolutely.

00:30:01.000 And by the way, listen, you don't assume... I'm getting my stilters mixed up!

00:30:05.000 You really are.

00:30:06.000 It's hard.

00:30:07.000 Don't assume that the Germans were any more likely to do this than any culture.

00:30:12.000 Well, let's assume a little.

00:30:14.000 They weren't.

00:30:14.000 They're not.

00:30:15.000 No, no, no.

00:30:15.000 They weren't.

00:30:16.000 They maybe were willing to go to war and start some stuff in Europe.

00:30:18.000 They've done that several dozen times.

00:30:20.000 It's true.

00:30:21.000 But, don't assume that.

00:30:23.000 You've got to understand that if the government has its way in these situations, they will turn you into the person that you think is the worst person on the planet, and you won't even know it.

00:30:31.000 German citizens didn't necessarily know it at the time.

00:30:34.000 That's a good point.

00:30:34.000 Do you know what they say about assumptions?

00:30:37.000 They make an ass out of you, and we must kill the Judens. 1.00

00:30:40.000 Oh, well, that last part seems... I don't think that's what they say! 1.00

00:30:43.000 Added.

00:30:43.000 It's not right.

00:30:44.000 Preserving our culture, people!

00:30:45.000 Listen to Prime Minister Burkheim!

00:30:48.000 That is a handsome woman.

00:30:49.000 That is a handsome woman.

00:30:51.000 Boy. 0.75

00:30:52.000 Devilishly.

00:30:53.000 Ugh.

00:30:53.000 If anybody could use a shower.

00:30:55.000 Dashing! 0.98

00:30:58.000 So, uh, police and health officials, and I want to get to the science here before we get to the CIA raping kids. 0.98

00:31:04.000 What? 0.87

00:31:04.000 I'm just laughing at the word dashing. 0.87

00:31:07.000 That grotesque woman. 0.98

00:31:09.000 I'm grotesquely hot. 1.00

00:31:10.000 Sick hot.

00:31:11.000 Obviously that's what you meant. 0.97

00:31:12.000 Disgustingly hot.

00:31:13.000 How dare you.

00:31:13.000 That's what you meant. Yes. Yeah health. It's disgustingly hot healthy. How dare you fat hot? Yes gag reflex inducing

00:31:20.000 Lee Yeah.

00:31:21.000 Attractive.

00:31:22.000 Yes.

00:31:23.000 And beautiful.

00:31:24.000 And brave.

00:31:25.000 Yes.

00:31:25.000 So politicians and health officials, they've been fear-mongering over the latest Omicron.

00:31:30.000 And by the way, before we get to this, this is something, right now, right, people are saying, well, we don't really know, or at least they were saying it last week.

00:31:35.000 Now the, now the jig is up.

00:31:37.000 People are like, okay, Omicron, not nearly as deadly, but I'm going to show you some clips as to how they tried to fear-monger to control you.

00:31:42.000 However, I asked this question, I don't know what, two, maybe three, four months ago, then another two, three months ago.

00:31:50.000 Knowing what we know about viruses and seeing what we are seeing now with the Omicron variant.

00:31:56.000 I keep wanting to say Omicron, but they always make it hard for you to say.

00:31:58.000 I always say Omicron.

00:32:00.000 Omicron.

00:32:00.000 Yeah, like Robocop.

00:32:02.000 All I see is Omicron.

00:32:03.000 We're going to be selling Nuke.

00:32:05.000 So, with the Omicron variant, we now know that it is definitively less deadly, is what we're seeing from all these cases.

00:32:11.000 So far, yes.

00:32:12.000 More communicable, less deadly.

00:32:14.000 And I said before, that's the way viruses tend to mutate.

00:32:17.000 Not always, but nearly always throughout history.

00:32:20.000 And my question was, The Delta variant.

00:32:23.000 I said, you know, we hear everyone talking about how much more transmissible this is, communicable this is, and I'm not at all denying that.

00:32:28.000 I actually believe emphatically that that is true.

00:32:31.000 But I was saying, why have they stopped talking about it being more deadly?

00:32:35.000 I mean, you're more likely to catch it, but on a pound-for-pound basis, are you less likely to die from it?

00:32:40.000 The media just went silent.

00:32:41.000 Those numbers don't really exist.

00:32:43.000 If you go to the CDC, these are obfuscated.

00:32:46.000 But let's do, let's just do a thought exercise.

00:32:50.000 I believe the first one they now call the Alpha variant, if I'm not mistaken.

00:32:53.000 Alpha variant?

00:32:53.000 Okay.

00:32:54.000 We know that that had a certain percentage of, you know, how transmissible it was, okay, versus the mortality rate.

00:32:59.000 We understood.

00:32:59.000 We had those numbers.

00:33:01.000 Now we're at the Omicron.

00:33:01.000 We know that it's very, very transmissible, and all the cases thus far have been mild.

00:33:06.000 I don't know that there's been a single death from the Omicron variant.

00:33:08.000 As of right now, we're not seeing any.

00:33:10.000 Certainly not in the United States.

00:33:11.000 Look, I don't want to misspeak.

00:33:13.000 Very, very few.

00:33:14.000 Yeah.

00:33:14.000 So we have that.

00:33:15.000 We go, okay, we went from Alpha to this, And it's less deadly.

00:33:18.000 Well, there's that intermediate step, right?

00:33:21.000 Just look at the evolution of men.

00:33:22.000 That's the Strelopithecus of the step.

00:33:24.000 Why don't we have the details?

00:33:26.000 How deadly was a Delta variant?

00:33:28.000 Because that matters if we're talking about locking down a huge sector of society, if people who aren't in at-risk categories are at less risk than the first wave.

00:33:38.000 All of that is relevant, and when people say, follow the science, I say, I can't find it.

00:33:43.000 All references are available at lateralisbetter.com.

00:33:45.000 So, politicians, health officials, of course, have been trying to push fear on the Omicron variant.

00:33:50.000 Don't take my word for it.

00:33:51.000 A lot of whether or not we're headed into a bleak or bleaker winter is really going to depend upon what we do.

00:33:57.000 And I think what you're seeing is just the manifestation of what we've been talking about, why it is so important for people to get vaccinated and for those who are fully vaccinated to get boosted.

00:34:08.000 We have missed the chance to be at a That's so charismatic.

00:34:12.000 Is that the vacuum pusher between Bullwinkle cartoons?

00:34:15.000 for all those reasons of misinformation that people have heard, we've not done what we

00:34:19.000 should have done to protect ourselves.

00:34:22.000 If Omicron is one more wake up call, then let's wake up.

00:34:25.000 If you are vaccinated, but still worried about the new variant, get your booster.

00:34:31.000 If you aren't vaccinated, get that shot.

00:34:34.000 Go get that first shot. 0.99

00:34:36.000 He's saying Booster, that's how they feed him.

00:34:37.000 They put him in a Booster seat and he eats his Cheerios with his fingers.

00:34:41.000 You can't get him in.

00:34:42.000 I want to pause real quick.

00:34:43.000 Is it just me or is Biden's, former Vice President Biden, it seems like his hair is thinning.

00:34:47.000 Do we have a picture there, a screenshot of that?

00:34:48.000 Do we have a screenshot of that?

00:34:50.000 Overlay C1, can you bring it up?

00:34:53.000 No, no, no.

00:34:54.000 Not that one.

00:34:56.000 That's a while ago.

00:34:57.000 Let me see another one.

00:34:58.000 Yeah, is his hair thinning?

00:34:59.000 No, no, no.

00:34:59.000 That's a young man with a head full of hair.

00:35:02.000 I mean, what you just saw in that video.

00:35:05.000 Yeah, maybe it's just me.

00:35:07.000 Did you also notice that he's wearing a pinstripe suit and much larger in that?

00:35:10.000 Like he's a bouncer?

00:35:11.000 Like a mafia hitman?

00:35:12.000 Yeah, or Gomez Adams.

00:35:13.000 I think that they're just putting like a suit and he sticks his head in it.

00:35:18.000 The background's fake.

00:35:19.000 Gee, I wish I were back in the army!

00:35:22.000 I think he's just putting his head through a circle.

00:35:24.000 It's like a ripped cutout of the president.

00:35:27.000 Like at SeaWorld when you put it in a submarine helmet.

00:35:30.000 Take a picture!

00:35:31.000 That did not look authentic at all.

00:35:32.000 No, it did not.

00:35:33.000 You mean former President Joe Biden doesn't look authentic?

00:35:36.000 He's really laying in bed.

00:35:37.000 They actually said it on him.

00:35:40.000 That's what was going on with his hair.

00:35:41.000 His hair was fanning because he was laying back in bed.

00:35:44.000 The physics going on.

00:35:46.000 I actually, thanks, they got it to me here from Mission Control.

00:35:49.000 No, Omnicron is only causing mild illness and has resulted thus far in zero.

00:35:54.000 That's great!

00:35:55.000 Oh! 0.60

00:35:55.000 That's great news! 0.60

00:35:57.000 That is great news! 1.00

00:35:59.000 Here's some news, careful, hey, everyone out there who's really bought into this wholesale on the Om... Now I'm saying Omnicron, you son of a bitch! 1.00

00:36:06.000 Omnicorp. 1.00

00:36:07.000 Omnicron.

00:36:08.000 There we go, we'll split the difference.

00:36:09.000 I get my filters mixed up, now I'm gonna get my variants mixed up.

00:36:12.000 Think about this though, if we call it Omnicore, we can say anything we want because we're

00:36:15.000 talking about Omnicore.

00:36:16.000 That's absolutely true.

00:36:17.000 Omnicron.

00:36:18.000 There we go, we'll split the difference.

00:36:19.000 Alright, Omnicron.

00:36:20.000 Omnicron.

00:36:21.000 Omnicron.

00:36:23.000 He couldn't even say the name of the disease, right?

00:36:26.000 We did it on purpose.

00:36:28.000 It's called a joke. 0.96

00:36:30.000 Here's something that I want you to, by the way, hope you have your mouth guard in for people who bought into this because this tin can I'm about to kick might hit you in the teeth.

00:36:36.000 We don't have all of the vaccine data yet, but I started reading some stories and then put it together.

00:36:43.000 It seems thus far that the vaccine has no effect with the Omicron.

00:36:50.000 Is that the actual name?

00:36:50.000 Omicron Variant.

00:36:51.000 No, no, I've forgotten.

00:36:52.000 No, yeah.

00:36:52.000 Omicron.

00:37:10.000 First United States case, fully vaccinated.

00:37:13.000 Second case in California, fully vaccinated.

00:37:16.000 Other states where the first documented case of the Omicron variant were fully vaccinated, Colorado, Massachusetts, New Jersey, Utah, Nebraska, Connecticut, Wisconsin, Georgia, Minnesota, All of the first cases, fully vaccinated.

00:37:32.000 Two out of three Maryland cases, fully vaccinated.

00:37:35.000 Washington, Missouri, Louisiana's health departments, they don't keep track of all of these.

00:37:40.000 But, you know what?

00:37:41.000 The HIPAA laws actually would allow for this information to be public.

00:37:45.000 They've decided they don't want to.

00:37:47.000 Kind of like the Pfizer documents we'll come out with in the next 50 years?

00:37:51.000 Why?

00:37:53.000 It takes time to make copies.

00:37:56.000 It's just kind of like when Joe Biden says, come on, this bill isn't going to cost you a dime.

00:38:01.000 1.5 trillion?

00:38:02.000 How'd you say to the exact letter?

00:38:05.000 It's like the milk expiration date.

00:38:06.000 We know 1.5 trillion doesn't cost us anything.

00:38:09.000 How did Pfizer say, hey, we can't have these documents to you right now, but hold on a second.

00:38:13.000 I think we can get it to you.

00:38:14.000 Let me carry the one.

00:38:16.000 50 years, that's the best I can do.

00:38:19.000 But still relevant information.

00:38:21.000 So let's just, let's go abroad, because we don't want to be nationalistic.

00:38:24.000 Japan!

00:38:25.000 That's Japanese for Japan. 0.92

00:38:27.000 Two of the three confirmed cases there, fully vaccinated.

00:38:33.000 No vaccine data is available for the second confirmed case.

00:38:35.000 The UK, more than half of the confirmed Omicron cases were double vaccinated.

00:38:42.000 This is on you at this point.

00:38:45.000 Israel, 11 cases.

00:38:47.000 They had 11 cases in Israel, 7 fully vaccinated.

00:38:47.000 He just got it.

00:38:51.000 6 of the patients even had received their booster shot, which also means in Israel, fully vaccinated.

00:38:56.000 Yeah, because you're not fully vaccinated until you have the third shot.

00:38:56.000 Now it does.

00:38:58.000 Well, yeah.

00:38:59.000 Well, the fourth is coming out.

00:39:01.000 And this, yeah, that's exactly it.

00:39:02.000 Now they're considering a fourth shot.

00:39:05.000 So my point here is this.

00:39:06.000 If you guys are now willing... We've been through this experiment so many times.

00:39:10.000 Yeah.

00:39:11.000 We had two weeks to flatten the curve.

00:39:13.000 Okay.

00:39:15.000 Then we turned out that's going to be two years, effectively, right?

00:39:18.000 It's effectively been two years.

00:39:19.000 I know not everyone's been in full lockdown if you're in New York, basically, unless you have a passport.

00:39:23.000 Then it became, all right, masks, but no masks, and then masks.

00:39:27.000 And then it became, okay, vaccines are encouraged.

00:39:29.000 Then it became vaccine mandates.

00:39:31.000 Now it's becoming vaccine passports.

00:39:33.000 In Europe, they're actually basically eliminated unvaccinated people from the population at large.

00:39:38.000 And we've gone through, okay, the first variant, then the Delta variant, which again, it's odd that we don't have the data there as far as the mortality rate, but we understand it's more transmissible.

00:39:48.000 And now you have a huge portion of Americans who are still willing to give up their liberty for a variant that is significantly less lethal, that has had no deaths, and the significant majority, at least almost all of the first cases, and then they stop keeping track, a huge portion of these cases are fully vaccinated.

00:40:08.000 So even if you give up your liberty at this point, it won't help you anyway.

00:40:12.000 This shows you that it's not only not about health with those in power, it's about control, and it shows you that many Americans who are following at this point don't care about health. It's about a willingness to be

00:40:24.000 controlled as long as it's the right people doing the controlling because that's how they gain

00:40:28.000 political power. Yeah. Wouldn't it be a good thing though if we found out that Omicron was very

00:40:33.000 transmissible but had mild symptoms like they're talking about soreness and very very very mild

00:40:38.000 stuff. Now if something's about...

00:40:39.000 Free natural immunity!

00:40:40.000 Exactly!

00:40:40.000 It was just like, wouldn't you have Omicron parties at that point?

00:40:43.000 Isn't that the time where you're like, hey, throw off all the restrictions, unvaccinated, you guys get the run of the place, go get it, enjoy!

00:40:43.000 Yes!

00:40:50.000 Well, this is why I say, remember we had the first variant, and then it was replaced, I think it was 98%, right?

00:40:55.000 Delta variant, by a certain point.

00:40:57.000 I read numbers as low as 94, and I read numbers as high as 99.

00:41:02.000 Let's take a middle, let's say 96%.

00:41:04.000 Basically, the original variant was replaced with the Delta variant, which effectively killed out the original variant.

00:41:12.000 Now, if this is the main variant, this is exactly what you would hope!

00:41:17.000 If you could write out Jurassic Park, the best-case scenario, right?

00:41:20.000 The best-case scenario for some kind of a post-apocalyptic scenario.

00:41:24.000 Post-apocalyptic film!

00:41:26.000 You would fast-forward time-lapse six months.

00:41:28.000 Oh, and then the virus mutated to a point where it didn't kill anybody.

00:41:31.000 It didn't get into the sniffles.

00:41:32.000 Fantastic!

00:41:33.000 Problem solved.

00:41:34.000 Barely even turned into a zombie.

00:41:36.000 This is how you solve World War Z. This is like, oh, okay, nobody's turning into zombies anymore.

00:41:40.000 You just got a running nose.

00:41:41.000 By the end of it, the guy just has a little bit of foam in his mouth.

00:41:43.000 You dab it like it's Joe Biden, you know, at the dinner table.

00:41:46.000 28 days later, everything's good.

00:41:47.000 Yeah.

00:41:48.000 And then he put him on a leash.

00:41:49.000 Yep.

00:41:50.000 Oh, hey.

00:41:50.000 More of a harness.

00:41:51.000 Yeah, what was it?

00:41:52.000 A little bit.

00:41:52.000 No, he was spiked to the ground in that movie.

00:41:55.000 In World War Z? 0.50

00:41:56.000 No.

00:41:57.000 No.

00:41:58.000 28 days later.

00:41:59.000 That's right.

00:41:59.000 Oh, that's right.

00:41:59.000 That was a rough one.

00:42:00.000 Okay.

00:42:01.000 Now we have to get to something a little bit... Sorry, that's the part I understood.

00:42:03.000 The point is this.

00:42:06.000 You couldn't pray for something better than a variant that would replace previous variants because it's more transmissible and significantly less lethal.

00:42:13.000 Not even significantly less lethal.

00:42:14.000 Just, it's overall less unpleasant.

00:42:18.000 Yeah, it's almost like herd immunity getting something to go away.

00:42:21.000 Remember when I tried to ask that question and you accused me of asking a second question to a certain political figure, which didn't happen.

00:42:21.000 No, no, no, no.

00:42:27.000 Senator Rand Paul, you're effectively not true.

00:42:30.000 You know how many people ask me this question?

00:42:32.000 What question did you have for Rand Paul?

00:42:34.000 That was last week on my show.

00:42:35.000 I said, oh, you mean the one that was ruined for me?

00:42:38.000 I'll tell you. 0.98

00:42:40.000 You just didn't have the balls to ask it after my brilliant question. 0.99

00:42:42.000 Oh, is that right? 0.99

00:42:43.000 What was your point there?

00:42:44.000 Were you about to make a point?

00:42:45.000 No, I was just... The point is now it's easier than ever to reach herd immunity, so go out and lick some telephone poles.

00:42:50.000 DICK! 1.00

00:42:52.000 This man has no dick. 1.00

00:42:54.000 Um, ouch! 1.00

00:42:56.000 Well, that's a perfect segue because now we're going to get into the CIA.

00:43:01.000 This is so evil, I want to be clear.

00:43:04.000 If you do have kids watching, and I know that a lot of you do, you know, we always try and keep the show like a strong, it's a PG-13.

00:43:11.000 I like the realm of suggestion, you know, listen, all of us are flawed, but this is a rough topic because it involves the raping of children, and it's happening at the highest levels of government, so I would advocate that you not have young people if you haven't had that talk with them yet.

00:43:26.000 It's the birds and the bees.

00:43:27.000 Well, now it's the birds, I guess, the fuzz and the bees.

00:43:32.000 The birds and the popos.

00:43:35.000 So last week, BuzzFeed, and kudos to them for doing actual journalism, they took a break from giant obese fat chicks painting with their asses and menstrual blood to do actual journalism, and Catalysts, to do actual journalism, and I appreciate this, through a freedom of information request, They revealed over the past 14 years that at least, and these are just the ones that are undeniable from the CIA and their internal investigation, 10 CIA contractors and employees committed sex crimes involving children. 0.88

00:44:06.000 We have this available, the whole report.

00:44:07.000 I think it's 75 pages or maybe it's 100 something pages.

00:44:10.000 There's a lot of legalese in there, so you can read the summary at loudearthcreditor.com.

00:44:15.000 The allegations in this report are discussed.

00:44:18.000 Yes, read 100 pages of sexual abuse and sleep tight. 0.57

00:44:21.000 Well, a lot of it is them saying, well, there was sexual abuse, but, and then couching it.

00:44:24.000 Be like, but, uh, this is the best we can do. 0.97

00:44:26.000 It's just so gross and bad. 0.56

00:44:29.000 So, one person had sexual contact with a two-year-old and six-year-old. 0.69

00:44:32.000 This is the CIA. 1.00

00:44:33.000 Burn them. 1.00

00:44:34.000 One purchased three sexual abuse videos of young girls filmed by their mothers. 1.00

00:44:39.000 Another viewed more than 1,400 kiddie pornography images while on assignment.

00:44:47.000 Here's the thing.

00:44:47.000 Okay.

00:44:50.000 Well the most offensive part is the child sex crimes.

00:44:52.000 Yeah. 1.00

00:44:52.000 But also the idiocy. 1.00

00:44:55.000 They didn't even use a VPN while they were on CIA computers? 0.99

00:44:59.000 Where do you think you work?

00:45:00.000 That must mean there is such a lack of fearing any sort of accountability.

00:45:06.000 For crying out loud.

00:45:07.000 While on assignment.

00:45:10.000 1400?

00:45:11.000 You must have not been doing any job.

00:45:14.000 Well, even if you had to look at it to make sure you knew what it was, don't you just need to look at one?

00:45:18.000 You're like, I better check the other 1,399 just to be safe.

00:45:23.000 Yes, I better check the other 1,300 labeled tax things.

00:45:26.000 Unbelievable.

00:45:27.000 And the guy with the six-year-old?

00:45:28.000 Twice.

00:45:29.000 Twice with the six-year-old.

00:45:32.000 And here's the scariest part.

00:45:33.000 Out of the ten instances that are described in the report, only one person was ever charged with anything.

00:45:41.000 With anything.

00:45:42.000 Comment below.

00:45:44.000 Do you guys know this story?

00:45:46.000 This should be catnip for the media, right?

00:45:48.000 Think about it.

00:45:49.000 You've got this lewd behavior.

00:45:50.000 You've got corruption at the highest levels of government. 1.00

00:45:53.000 Aaron Brockovich, something about fake tits and tap water. 1.00

00:45:57.000 This? 1.00

00:45:57.000 The CIA? 1.00

00:45:58.000 Raping children and sexually assaulting children? 0.99

00:46:01.000 And they're not being prosecuted? 0.99

00:46:04.000 Where are you?

00:46:05.000 Where are you?

00:46:06.000 Well, don't worry, Stephen, I think a few of them were fired.

00:46:08.000 Yeah, well, that's the thing.

00:46:10.000 The rest of the cases, they were sent back to the CIA to handle them internally, whatever the hell that means.

00:46:13.000 What?

00:46:14.000 Yeah.

00:46:14.000 And according to the insiders, the CIA resists criminal prosecution because, this is a quote from one of the CIA lawyers saying, we can't have these people testify.

00:46:26.000 They may inadvertently be forced to disclose sources and methods.

00:46:33.000 Well, if that's the issue, maybe you shouldn't keep hiring sex offenders.

00:46:37.000 Here's my point here.

00:46:38.000 Look, think about this for a second.

00:46:40.000 Think about this for a second.

00:46:42.000 People will say, well, look, you're just trying to be lewd here.

00:46:46.000 You're trying to be lascivious.

00:46:48.000 Lassivious?

00:46:49.000 Insidious?

00:46:50.000 Outrageous!

00:46:51.000 But the point is, yes, there's pedophilia everywhere. 0.98

00:46:53.000 Sure, there are sick people everywhere.

00:46:55.000 However, They aren't completely immune from prosecution or consequences everywhere.

00:47:04.000 Now think about this for a second.

00:47:05.000 Someone who's looking up 1,400 images of child pornography while on assignment.

00:47:11.000 Let me ask you this.

00:47:12.000 You think they just woke up, head off the pillow and said, I finally got my dream job at the CIA! 0.99

00:47:16.000 I'm finally going to allow myself that kiddie porn! 0.98

00:47:20.000 Treat yourself! 0.95

00:47:21.000 Or, do you think that they were likely doing this their whole life because these people are sick, who are incapable of being rehabilitated? 0.91

00:47:28.000 Look at the recidivism rate of pedophiles. 1.00

00:47:29.000 It's disgusting. 0.96

00:47:30.000 It is just a sickness that puts everyone else in danger, not like the unvaccinated. 1.00

00:47:35.000 Pedophiles actually put other people in danger.

00:47:37.000 So, let me ask you this.

00:47:39.000 Do you think that it's more likely these people were engaging in this activity before, and the Central Intelligence Agency Didn't spot any red flags?

00:47:48.000 So what does that tell you?

00:47:49.000 That tells you that either the CIA is so incompetent that they couldn't spot maybe some disturbing behavior with people who were looking up thousands of child pornography images paying for child pornography on CIA computers or devices.

00:48:04.000 I don't want to be misquoted there.

00:48:06.000 I don't know if they were using an iPhone, iPad, or desktop, just to be clear.

00:48:09.000 So they are so incompetent that they serve no purpose or They knew it and they recruited them anyway and protected them anyway until they got caught.

00:48:18.000 Either way, we're at the point where the CIA serves no functional purpose.

00:48:22.000 Again, the punishment needs to be commensurate with the level of helplessness of the victim.

00:48:27.000 I don't think that there's any more...

00:48:30.000 I guess more easily viewable, easily on display, grotesquely so, a differential in power than between a child and a sexual predator.

00:48:42.000 I think you don't just bury those people beneath the railroad tracks.

00:48:45.000 I think you make sure these people die and you test the lineage of the rest of them to make sure it hasn't infected the gene pool, just to be clear.

00:48:52.000 Yeah.

00:48:53.000 That being said, this is an advertisement. 0.99

00:48:55.000 Hey, if you're a pedophile, if you're a child rapist, come on work for the CIA because, well, you'll probably make it through our screening and then if you do engage in any sex acts while you're here, we'll make sure to cover it up because we don't want our sources to be revealed. 0.98

00:49:08.000 If that's the case, then they also serve no useful purpose. 0.99

00:49:11.000 This is an example.

00:49:12.000 What do you do when the people in power who are supposed to prosecute the crimes are the ones committing the crimes?

00:49:20.000 The worst kind of crimes imaginable.

00:49:22.000 Yeah, I have a quick question.

00:49:23.000 So the CIA is basically saying that people can't testify because they may inadvertently kind of disclose methods and procedures, right?

00:49:30.000 Okay, what do you do with spies?

00:49:34.000 Are you basically just telling me that you can't do anything with spies either because they may inadvertently, if they have to testify in a court, if they have to defend themselves, say, hey I'm not a spy for some foreign agency and I've infiltrated the CIA?

00:49:45.000 Are you saying that you just fire those guys as well?

00:49:47.000 Is that what happens?

00:49:48.000 I'm pretty sure that's not.

00:49:49.000 You found a way, find a way here.

00:49:51.000 Yes.

00:49:52.000 Well, they're changing the CIA acronym to Children's Irresistible Asses, so I think it's fine now.

00:49:58.000 How long has it been this way?

00:50:00.000 They're opening it up.

00:50:01.000 I think you know that was a reach, but I will allow it.

00:50:03.000 Thank you.

00:50:07.000 I played it in my head if I should say it or not.

00:50:10.000 I think we know that was a reach to include, but it works.

00:50:14.000 It is more descriptive right now.

00:50:16.000 And by the way, this debauchery, this degeneracy, doesn't just stop at the CIA to be clear.

00:50:20.000 This is one thing, I will thank President Donald Trump for this, I absolutely was not as aware of the The evil that exists in all of our intelligence agencies.

00:50:33.000 The FBI, the CIA, the DEA, DOJ.

00:50:37.000 I wasn't aware how pervasive it was.

00:50:40.000 And I do think that Donald Trump really did shine a light.

00:50:42.000 And you know what?

00:50:43.000 JFK also tried to do that, to his credit.

00:50:46.000 I know that he had Jaundice and he was banging everybody and all of them were running a train on Marilyn Monroe, not named Ted.

00:50:51.000 How did the CIA handle that one?

00:50:53.000 Yeah.

00:50:54.000 No, not as well as they handled MLK.

00:50:56.000 Lone gunman.

00:50:57.000 Totally, totally one guy.

00:51:00.000 I have a dream!

00:51:01.000 Keep your eyes on that man in the glasses and that top hat.

00:51:03.000 That man looks suspicious.

00:51:05.000 Oh, he got me, he got me.

00:51:06.000 Oh, I'm seeing a flash.

00:51:08.000 Seems like a good day to stand on a balcony across from that guy who's looking at me with a gun.

00:51:12.000 Yep, there he is.

00:51:13.000 No wait, it's just binoculars.

00:51:14.000 He's dressed like Mr. Cobblepot.

00:51:17.000 So the debauchery isn't just happening at the CIA.

00:51:20.000 I wish I could bring you good news.

00:51:21.000 Pentagon security official Daniel Payne said that workers' computers, when they were examined, this is what he said, the amount of child porn I see is just unbelievable.

00:51:32.000 I'd like something more quantifiable than unbelievable, because to me...

00:51:37.000 I don't know, like 1,400 is already unbelievable.

00:51:40.000 To me, one image of child porn on a Pentagon computer, I'd be like, can you believe this?

00:51:46.000 I would like to change the quote.

00:51:48.000 The amount of child porn convictions that we have seen in this agency is unbelievable.

00:51:54.000 That would be better.

00:51:54.000 Good point.

00:51:55.000 I think it's just when they started selling the pinup calendar is when it really became an issue.

00:52:01.000 I don't know.

00:52:01.000 I'm sorry, I have to make this light harder because I'm furious.

00:52:03.000 For crying out loud, more of these CIA officials would have gone to prison if they showed up to that cock block Chris Hansen's house.

00:52:09.000 Yes!

00:52:10.000 Well Dave, they have to- How do you know they didn't?

00:52:12.000 It's just the same guy with like an earpiece and a suit.

00:52:16.000 Showing up in Ray-Bans.

00:52:18.000 That's his out.

00:52:19.000 He walks in like, hey, have a seat over there for a second.

00:52:20.000 Wait a second.

00:52:21.000 Oh, I've got to take this.

00:52:23.000 And he just walks out.

00:52:23.000 He's tackled by the real cops.

00:52:25.000 He's looking.

00:52:26.000 He's trying to use the men in black flasher on him.

00:52:28.000 And he's like, that's not a thing.

00:52:29.000 You're just hurting my eye.

00:52:30.000 Stop it.

00:52:31.000 Ow. 0.99

00:52:32.000 He's like, hey, is that a bag of Subway?

00:52:35.000 No.

00:52:38.000 My good friend gave this to me for free.

00:52:40.000 We were just going to talk.

00:52:43.000 A 2009 ICE report revealed several Pentagon staff were subscribed to child pornography sites.

00:52:48.000 This is what we have all the references available. 0.99

00:52:49.000 First off, it's one thing to be a degenerate who abuses children, in which case you deserve to die. 0.93

00:52:59.000 It's another thing to have looked at a couple of images, right, in which case you deserve to be locked up. 0.84

00:53:09.000 It's entirely another to be paying and subscribing for pornography at a job involved with our highest national security offices, which from what I'm seeing, the only way they could have found it is if they did it on the company computers.

00:53:25.000 Yeah.

00:53:26.000 Wow.

00:53:28.000 At work. 1.00

00:53:30.000 Are all pedophiles retarded? 1.00

00:53:32.000 Yes. 1.00

00:53:32.000 I think that is the lesson. 1.00

00:53:34.000 I don't know. 1.00

00:53:35.000 I mean, it's not the worst part, but it is a layer how dumb these pedophiles are. 1.00

00:53:40.000 That's insulting. 1.00

00:53:41.000 That's insulting to people that are retarded. 1.00

00:53:42.000 It's true. 1.00

00:53:44.000 They're a lower form than that.

00:53:45.000 Okay, I retract that statement. 0.97

00:53:47.000 I'm kind of retarded. 1.00

00:53:48.000 Matter of fact, I would like to send out gangs of retarded people to lynch pedophiles. 1.00

00:53:55.000 Well, it'd be good. 1.00

00:53:55.000 You know, you send them out and they're like, yeah, you know. 1.00

00:53:58.000 Yeah, shit! 1.00

00:54:02.000 No? 1.00

00:54:02.000 Anyone else? 1.00

00:54:03.000 Can we hire, can we hire anyone?

00:54:05.000 Can we hire people, you know, people who maybe have difficult time finding employment in the modern world?

00:54:11.000 That's okay, I'm digging my hole here, but my point is this.

00:54:14.000 Comment below.

00:54:15.000 What do we do?

00:54:16.000 What do we do?

00:54:17.000 And let me ask you this, on a personal level, do any of you disagree with the fact that child rapists deserve the death penalty?

00:54:23.000 I used to be not really pro-death penalty.

00:54:25.000 I'm super pro-death penalty now.

00:54:27.000 Oh, you don't even have to pay me. 1.00

00:54:29.000 I'll kill him. 1.00

00:54:30.000 Yeah. 1.00

00:54:30.000 Well, just what he means. 1.00

00:54:31.000 He means that he's a comedian.

00:54:33.000 Don't talk about our Saturday plans. 1.00

00:54:36.000 Hypothetically, if this guy touched a kid, I would hypothetically shoot him in the face without feeling remorse. 1.00

00:54:46.000 Yes. 1.00

00:54:46.000 Dave's like, can you fit a body in this trunk? 1.00

00:54:48.000 I just bought it.

00:54:48.000 I'm trying to buy a new car here.

00:54:50.000 Right.

00:54:51.000 I need a lot of space.

00:54:53.000 I would hypothetically have my popcorn ready for these people to be strung in court.

00:54:58.000 I needed DeVille.

00:54:59.000 Yes.

00:55:00.000 The 2012 report confirmed two national reconnaissance officers admitted to child molestation in

00:55:05.000 viewing child pornography.

00:55:07.000 Let's not forget that Jeffrey Epstein himself, the trial's going on, you would think that

00:55:10.000 the media would be covering that a little bit more, that he was cozy with the CIA.

00:55:16.000 Right here I have South Florida, a U.S. Attorney.

00:55:18.000 attorney for South Florida, Alexander Acosta, said, I was told that Epstein belonged to intelligence and to leave it alone.

00:55:23.000 And one of his bodyguards claimed that Epstein sent him to the CIA headquarters saying, I didn't know why I was there, but Epstein told me that they would, quote, take care of me.

00:55:33.000 So I don't know what you do.

00:55:36.000 What do you do?

00:55:37.000 When people say, oh, there's mistrust, mistrust in institutions.

00:55:41.000 Okay.

00:55:42.000 Let's take the idea that there are people who, you know, mistrust the most free, fair, and safe elections of all time, right?

00:55:47.000 And you get furious and you say, oh, look at these people, they become unruly when they don't trust our institutions.

00:55:51.000 Okay.

00:55:52.000 And I understand that's a pretty big deal if people feel like their votes don't count or they were taken away from them.

00:55:58.000 Are you going to blame the people for mistrusting institutions here at the CIA and our national intelligence agencies when we have them going completely unprosecuted for child sex crimes?

00:56:07.000 Are you more mad about people not trusting the institutions or are you furious with the institutions for allowing this to go on for decades unfettered?

00:56:15.000 I just want to know, do you blame the American people because you're completely incapable?

00:56:20.000 Of seeing those in the swamp, in the political and media elite covering this up? 0.97

00:56:25.000 This isn't about some guy having a sex dungeon in a pizza parlor.

00:56:29.000 This is about an internal investigation revealing what has been a long-standing pattern of behavior of child sexual assault and a long-standing precedent of no prosecution, no charges, no convictions.

00:56:45.000 Yeah.

00:56:46.000 Well, BuzzFeed actually said they started filing these Freedom of Information requests in, I think, 2010 or 11.

00:56:52.000 It's been a 10-year process to get this information out.

00:56:55.000 It's like, you just hide it for a decade until the people who are responsible are gone, and then it's like, oh yeah, these things went on, but we're the new people here, and we'll make sure we make corrections.

00:57:03.000 Yeah, trust us.

00:57:04.000 The old people are gone, don't worry about them. 1.00

00:57:05.000 I mean, we wrote a note in that one guy's file so that he'd have a hard time getting a job next time, you know, for screwing kids.

00:57:12.000 Matter of fact, I can find his file right here. 0.99

00:57:13.000 Oop, nope, that's just child porn. 1.00

00:57:15.000 Hold on, I'm sure I can find it. 0.88

00:57:16.000 Let me close that tab.

00:57:19.000 Well, you know what?

00:57:19.000 I'll email the file to you.

00:57:21.000 It was research.

00:57:22.000 10 years, or as they call it, elderly.

00:57:24.000 Oh, geez.

00:57:26.000 Aged out. 0.50

00:57:27.000 Over the hump.

00:57:31.000 Now, to be fair, to be fair, we probably should have seen this coming, given a lot of people don't know this, the super-inclusive Humans of CIA ad.

00:57:40.000 A recruiting ad for the CIA just a few months ago.

00:57:45.000 I am a grown man.

00:57:48.000 A cisgender Caucasian millennial.

00:57:51.000 I have irritable bowel syndrome.

00:57:55.000 I also think I suffer from micropenis deformation.

00:57:59.000 But when I tried to show my doctor, he said, I'm a pediatrician.

00:58:05.000 Who let you in here?

00:58:07.000 So I showed everybody in the waiting room and was beaten within an inch of my life.

00:58:15.000 I am a self-diagnosed spider-attracted person.

00:58:21.000 Is that a clinical term?

00:58:23.000 Well, at the Central Intelligent Agency, it doesn't matter.

00:58:27.000 At the CIA, I am free to unapologetically be myself.

00:58:35.000 And you can be too!

00:58:37.000 Join the fight, and see your local recruiter today!

00:58:43.000 Oh, hey kid, I have some poppies in my van.

00:58:47.000 Only the best and brightest.

00:58:57.000 A very effective ad for them, apparently.

00:58:58.000 Yeah, I'm surprised that people didn't know.

00:59:01.000 This is... What is he doing?

00:59:02.000 Even Joe Louis doesn't like this.

00:59:03.000 You see this?

00:59:04.000 He just jerked that blanket off.

00:59:05.000 He was like, stop talking about pedophiles!

00:59:07.000 Alright, we'll move on. 1.00

00:59:08.000 I'd rather smell my own butt than watch this. 0.99

00:59:10.000 Yeah. 0.99

00:59:11.000 By the way, hey guys, look.

00:59:12.000 What do I want them to do?

00:59:13.000 I want them to... Smash that like button. 1.00

00:59:15.000 Smash it.

00:59:17.000 Smash that like button.

00:59:18.000 And if we are not available here because of disclosing CIA pedophile relations, watch us rumble.

00:59:23.000 Smash it the way a CIA agent would.

00:59:26.000 See, I didn't finish it.

00:59:29.000 Well, he did.

00:59:30.000 Now I'm doing it!

00:59:33.000 Now I'm doing it! 1.00

00:59:33.000 You and your Omnicorp crap! 1.00

00:59:35.000 Omnicorp! 1.00

00:59:36.000 You and your FCC sweater vest bullshit! 1.00

00:59:39.000 Omnicorp virus! 1.00

00:59:42.000 Get him!

00:59:43.000 He's the pusher!

00:59:47.000 Well, Gerald won that.

00:59:48.000 Hey, you know what?

00:59:49.000 I'm kidding, I love you.

00:59:51.000 This is going to be a perfect segue.

00:59:52.000 We're about to go to Mug Club only because there's no way we could ever play the game Gay or Slay.

00:59:58.000 And for those who don't know what this game is, it's actually, here's a clip, what is it, Tokunawa of Noriega?

01:00:04.000 Nori?

01:00:05.000 Nori is his rap name, his name is like Noriega.

01:00:07.000 Okay, Nori, he was explaining too that in the rap game, this rap game, As you well know, he says that a lot of people at the top either have to do some gay stuff or some satanic stuff, and we cannot confirm nor deny, though we can confirm or deny some sources that we'll be talking about in just a second, but here's him saying this.

01:00:29.000 When you platinum and you're getting $50,000 a show, I've been there.

01:00:33.000 There's a door that you can walk in.

01:00:36.000 I'm not sure if it's Homo or if it's Illuminati.

01:00:39.000 I just didn't take that door.

01:00:41.000 I went straight.

01:00:42.000 What do you mean?

01:00:43.000 Listen, when you get to a level of success, when you're getting $30,000, $40,000, $50,000 a show, you platinum, you're running across the world.

01:00:53.000 There's three different doors, right?

01:00:55.000 There's three different ways to walk.

01:00:57.000 It's to the left.

01:01:00.000 There's to the right and then there's straight.

01:01:03.000 Straight is your own, your own. 0.91

01:01:07.000 Let's see if you continue this success, young man.

01:01:09.000 Okay.

01:01:10.000 Let's see if it was all about your skills, young man.

01:01:13.000 Let's really see that.

01:01:14.000 Okay.

01:01:15.000 You went straight. 1.00

01:01:16.000 To the right, I'm not sure if that's the homo shit right there. 1.00

01:01:22.000 And then there's to the left, I'm not sure if there's some sacrifice s*** going on right there. 1.00

01:01:27.000 I'm not sure because I went straight.

01:01:29.000 The one thing I want to know is who's the designer for his home because Noriega seems to think that all doors are triangles. 0.89

01:01:36.000 Part of that Illuminati s***.

01:01:38.000 Triangle doors. 0.99

01:01:39.000 Alright, we're going to play Gay or Slay. 0.92

Louder with Crowder - December 06, 2021

CIA Protected PEDOPHILES?! Why Am I Not Surprised | Louder with Crowder

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