Louder with Crowder - Democrat SCUM Dox to Silence New Proof of Michigan Fraud | Good Morning #MugClub

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00:00:24.000 I'm out.

00:00:28.000 That's called an attempt at on-beat sipping, and then I choke.

00:00:30.000 Swiping on the beat!

00:00:31.000 This is not good.

00:00:32.000 He's choking!

00:00:33.000 My lord, he's choking!

00:00:35.000 Already I am choking.

00:00:36.000 A little bit late to the show.

00:00:36.000 You are.

00:00:38.000 I am excited to broadcast the downfall of Western civilization with you today.

00:00:43.000 Yay! 0.99

00:00:45.000 It's the continuation of Fraud Week!

00:00:47.000 Hey! 0.99

00:00:48.000 Some people have been saying, stop with the Fraud Week!

00:00:51.000 Listen, when there's no longer a fraudulent election, your request will be granted.

00:00:58.000 So many states today, we'll be covering Nevada, Pennsylvania, and then ending on Michigan, because both myself, and of course in third chair today from Compound Media, Dave Landau, we're both Michiganders.

00:01:08.000 Yes, we are.

00:01:09.000 Hello, everyone.

00:01:10.000 And you're the whitest man in Detroit. 0.98

00:01:11.000 That's correct.

00:01:12.000 The last one, I hear.

00:01:14.000 Yes, I'm the last one.

00:01:15.000 Well, there's two.

00:01:16.000 The last one without a beard and a beanie and a coffee shop. 0.98

00:01:20.000 Detroit is nothing but criminals with tear tattoos and hipsters. 1.00

00:01:24.000 And the hipsters, I mean, it's very short lived. 1.00

00:01:27.000 It's a short, they recycle them very quickly.

00:01:29.000 Like, I'm going to go in and make a difference.

00:01:31.000 And then there's an epidemic of hipster rape. 0.52

00:01:33.000 Surprise!

00:01:34.000 It's just sad.

00:01:35.000 Who saw that one coming, Skyler?

00:01:38.000 Quarter Black Garrett is here. 1.00

00:01:39.000 He's accepted amongst no communities.

00:01:40.000 Audio Wade has a puffy face.

00:01:42.000 He won't be tomorrow because he has facial surgery.

00:01:44.000 That's true.

00:01:44.000 I'm going to change my face.

00:01:50.000 That would only work as a Canadian Prime Minister.

00:01:53.000 I only do that off camera.

00:01:55.000 How are you?

00:01:55.000 And then Gerald A. is here.

00:01:56.000 I am well, sir.

00:01:56.000 I don't care.

00:01:58.000 But I do.

00:01:59.000 I care about you very much.

00:02:00.000 Just not.

00:02:01.000 I lied.

00:02:02.000 I don't like lying to my audience right off the bat.

00:02:04.000 We'll also be talking about- You're a good guy.

00:02:05.000 I'm not a good person.

00:02:06.000 We do have some good news.

00:02:07.000 Two vaccines now.

00:02:08.000 Not just one, two vaccines now are available.

00:02:11.000 They're competing, two, and we were told that there would be no vaccines.

00:02:14.000 Here's the thing, and this is a question, I have several questions today.

00:02:17.000 Does anybody out there genuinely believe, when we talk about Donald Trump's mishandling of the pandemic, anyone genuinely believe that Joe Biden would have gotten these vaccines to market faster or as fast?

00:02:27.000 Do you know what got us two vaccines before the end of November, which Donald Trump said would happen and they said was logistically impossible?

00:02:35.000 Cutting red tape and deregulation.

00:02:37.000 Basically, Disney villains policies.

00:02:42.000 That's exactly what it is!

00:02:44.000 Oh, you know, this town did really well until the guy came in and deregulated it.

00:02:47.000 Now the big oil company comes in and then it's just, you know, Max McConaughey or Sam Elliott. 0.94

00:02:53.000 Like, well, I want to rape you of your resources. 0.78

00:02:55.000 You're like, oh, OK, we get it. 0.99

00:02:56.000 And he doesn't spend any time with his kids.

00:02:58.000 So we'll be talking about vaccine, warp speed, what it is versus what Joe Biden wanted to do.

00:03:02.000 But first, you know how yesterday we talked about we are covering Nevada and Michigan.

00:03:07.000 Sorry, Nevada and Pennsylvania.

00:03:08.000 Tomorrow is Michigan.

00:03:09.000 But we had to cover this because yesterday we covered Georgia.

00:03:12.000 And a lot of people skim over this because it's such a similar story, where yesterday we talked about how there was a memory card where they found about 2,600 new votes, the overwhelming majority of which were for Donald Trump.

00:03:25.000 They found a second memory card after we had broadcast with another 2,700 votes in Fayette County, Georgia, again, the majority of which for For Donald Trump.

00:03:36.000 They're treating voting cards like they're expansion packs on an N64.

00:03:39.000 Like, if I want to play Donkey Kong 64, I need more voting cards!

00:03:44.000 If you hit 3,000, you gotta log out.

00:03:45.000 You have to blow on the vote.

00:03:48.000 You have to have a notebook with your passwords before they have the proper memory functions.

00:03:52.000 Think about this for a second.

00:03:53.000 There's no evidence of voter fraud.

00:03:55.000 Sure, well, we didn't use the term just voter fraud.

00:03:57.000 We talked about irregularity.

00:03:58.000 That's also important.

00:04:01.000 What are we, 5,400?

00:04:03.000 Somewhere between 5,000, depending on which report you use, 5,200 and 6,000 votes that they just found?

00:04:10.000 In one state?

00:04:11.000 It's not of concern to you?

00:04:12.000 And by the way, this is not even with a real recount.

00:04:15.000 Not even with a canvassing.

00:04:16.000 It's just people counting the same way they counted before.

00:04:18.000 Like, I don't know.

00:04:20.000 Hey, what does this card do? 1.00

00:04:22.000 Son of a bitch! 1.00

00:04:23.000 There's another 5 grand! 1.00

00:04:23.000 It's like somebody checked their jacket pocket and you're like, oh crap. 1.00

00:04:26.000 Could you imagine if you checked your jacket pocket and you found $5,400?

00:04:31.000 You'd probably tell someone, as opposed to not keeping it a secret.

00:04:34.000 I know I'd board up my windows with Bristol boards.

00:04:36.000 I wouldn't let anyone know.

00:04:37.000 And reject poll workers.

00:04:39.000 I know if I found one laptop with a bunch of stuff on it that no one wants to see, I would definitely hide that.

00:04:45.000 I wouldn't give it to Rudy Giuliani.

00:04:47.000 Yeah, I'd let the Geek Squad try to fix my porn.

00:04:51.000 The laptop is, uh, there are some things that are funny, but there are things that are not so funny.

00:04:54.000 Well, what do you mean? 0.95

00:04:55.000 So many cocks, Steven.

00:04:58.000 There was! 0.96

00:04:58.000 So many of them. 0.96

00:04:59.000 He was on our show, and he was saying, like, there's something that I don't even want to talk about.

00:05:02.000 Well, now we know!

00:05:03.000 It's unspeakable.

00:05:03.000 I don't want to talk about it.

00:05:04.000 Sidney Powell said we need to investigate it more.

00:05:05.000 And Anthony Weiner's laptop. 0.99

00:05:07.000 We forgot about that little bastard! 0.99

00:05:08.000 Well, he's still around! 1.00

00:05:09.000 Really?

00:05:10.000 Yeah, Anthony Wiener.

00:05:11.000 Apparently there might be some criminal activity from that laptop and it might link to, I don't know how it links to Hunter Biden's laptop. 0.95

00:05:15.000 They're all horrible people.

00:05:17.000 Let's just be clear. 0.96

00:05:18.000 The people who represent- I prefer the term collectors.

00:05:21.000 Yes.

00:05:22.000 Collectors.

00:05:23.000 Like Matthew. 0.91

00:05:25.000 I love how Jesus put tax collectors on par with criminals and prostitutes. 1.00

00:05:28.000 Here's another thing, we're hitting Michigan tomorrow, but a board of canvassers in Michigan, this happened last night, refused to certify, they were deadlocked 2-2, to certify the vote for Joe Biden in Wayne County, and then they reversed it.

00:05:39.000 So this is considered a big win.

00:05:40.000 They reversed it, people said, why did they reverse it?

00:05:42.000 So this happened last night.

00:05:45.000 I'll tell you what, I have a... we don't know exactly why they reversed it so quickly, and it almost seemed fearfully, but I have a guess.

00:05:54.000 Monica Palmer and William Hartman will forever be known in southeastern Michigan as two racists who did something so unprecedented that they disenfranchised hundreds of thousands of black voters in the city of Detroit.

00:06:08.000 It gets worse.

00:06:09.000 Probably, I know, Monica, you think Q told you to do it or some other crazy stuff.

00:06:14.000 Like that.

00:06:14.000 But just know when you try to sleep tonight, that millions of people around the world now on Twitter know the name Monica Palmer and William Hartman as two people completely racist and without an understanding of what integrity means or a shred of human decency.

00:06:31.000 And what that tells us is you, Miss Monica Palmer from Grosse Pointe Woods, which has a history of racism. 0.53

00:06:38.000 Wow.

00:06:39.000 are deciding to enable and continue to perpetuate the racist history of this country.

00:06:46.000 Now, I am not trying to encourage violence against the Nazi who lives on 184 Oak Lawn, apartment number two in Grosse Pointe Woods. 0.82

00:06:55.000 Wow.

00:06:56.000 Keep in mind, the Hunter Biden story was removed from Twitter because of doxxing.

00:07:00.000 That's what they claimed, because it showed some private emails.

00:07:03.000 They gave the name municipality, and I'm pretty sure on Twitter, the address.

00:07:09.000 How did they reverse the decision?

00:07:12.000 I don't know.

00:07:13.000 If they're about to send some black bloc protesters with Molotov cocktails to your condominium complex, guess what? 1.00

00:07:20.000 I might change my mind too.

00:07:21.000 It's not worth it.

00:07:22.000 I'm a volunteer.

00:07:24.000 And by the way, their job is to do this.

00:07:26.000 If there's irregularities that they have to sort through first, you don't certify the vote yet.

00:07:29.000 Well, here's another thing.

00:07:30.000 They may have had reason for pause, and we're still confirming this, so you can fact check at Twitter, but it seems that this comes from a legitimate source.

00:07:38.000 There's new proof that the same ballots in Detroit were run one, two, three, four times!

00:07:44.000 Four times the same ballot in Wayne County!

00:07:48.000 Pause the Detroit Tigers mascot?

00:07:52.000 I just want to make sure I'm following along.

00:07:54.000 Four erosions of our constitutional republic!

00:07:58.000 Soon we'll all be living in trash cans!

00:08:01.000 I'm from Grosse Pointe, and I feel that just because you put a giant wall between our city and Detroit does not make us racist.

00:08:09.000 Plus, you guys aren't any better off because in Detroit, they've run out of people to kill.

00:08:13.000 Exactly.

00:08:13.000 We have to go over that and give them something to do.

00:08:16.000 You have people walking into your neighborhood and driving out.

00:08:19.000 Yes.

00:08:20.000 All the time.

00:08:21.000 I'm not kidding.

00:08:22.000 Twice in my front yard.

00:08:24.000 Funkmaster Flex doesn't even live there, so somehow, I don't know.

00:08:24.000 I can't figure it out.

00:08:28.000 People are going to gross, but it's a good place to purchase cars legally.

00:08:34.000 People don't realize this.

00:08:35.000 Detroit invented the carjacking.

00:08:37.000 When my father taught me to drive, because he learned to drive in Detroit, he had to teach me how to avoid carjacking.

00:08:44.000 He said, here's what happens.

00:08:45.000 You always leave some space between you, at least a full car's length between you and the bumper in front of you, when you're stopped at a light, and you have the wheels slightly angled.

00:08:52.000 Just like you don't want to have the wheels angled if you're turning left at a red light.

00:08:55.000 He was saying, always have them slightly angled.

00:08:57.000 That way, if someone, because what they would do is they would ram you, pin you, and then carjack you. 0.99

00:09:00.000 That way, if someone rams you, you say, bye bitches, and you go off. 1.00

00:09:03.000 Yeah, it's right after you learn to parallel park, actually. 0.98

00:09:06.000 It's on the test!

00:09:09.000 And then watch out for the deer roaming downtown.

00:09:11.000 It's on the test right next to the box that you check Caucasian as well as not Hispanic or Latino.

00:09:19.000 How many feet away should you be from your car, Jack, or how far should you reach out for a dime bag?

00:09:25.000 Again, I don't know what it takes.

00:09:26.000 I don't know what it... Okay, we now have over 5,000 votes that they just found, and we just gave you some pretty strong evidence that they've counted ballots one, two, three, four times, which, by the way, coincides, it corroborates the affidavits, which are sworn testimony, effectively under oath, of people saying, I just saw them put in the ballot a bunch of times.

00:09:42.000 People writing down the affidavits thought, like, oh, you must be misspeaking.

00:09:45.000 No one would be that blatant with their criminal activity.

00:09:47.000 I saw them just put it in and run the ballot a bunch of times like it was a cartoon with his tongue falling out because a pretty bunny lady came by.

00:09:47.000 No, no, no.

00:09:56.000 No evidence whatsoever!

00:10:00.000 Anyway, we're going to be continuing with voter fraud and the vaccine.

00:10:02.000 But please, hey, we are now on Parler.

00:10:04.000 For people who don't know Parler, we're still on Facebook, Twitter and all, but Parler is a pretty good app right now.

00:10:10.000 It's a place where free speech actually still exists.

00:10:12.000 We will always fight on the territories where we can.

00:10:14.000 YouTube, Twitter, Facebook.

00:10:16.000 Until it gets to a point if they just completely throttle your voice, and I'm not saying that's happened with any of the platforms yet, but it's getting pretty close.

00:10:22.000 So, Parler, thank you.

00:10:24.000 We're at Steven Crowder on Parler, and of course, do consider joining Mug Club, ladderwithcrowder.com slash Mug Club.

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00:10:58.000 It's you and mugs.

00:10:59.000 And we'll have another 30 minutes exclusive on MugClub.

00:11:03.000 Hold on, what are they saying?

00:11:04.000 Oh, they're talking about the vaccine. 1.00

00:11:06.000 By the way, the new virtue signal is the asshole haircut. 1.00

00:11:08.000 Oh is it? 0.99

00:11:09.000 That's Sanjay Gupta because he wants you to know I can't go get my hair cut because I'm social distancing and so that's how he looks.

00:11:16.000 Wow, it just looks greasy.

00:11:18.000 Yes!

00:11:18.000 What was the excuse before COVID?

00:11:20.000 It's like he's on break on the set of The Outsiders at the craft table.

00:11:25.000 Only lost his comb and switchblade.

00:11:27.000 His switchcomb?

00:11:31.000 We all had one as a kid.

00:11:32.000 I did too.

00:11:33.000 It was so cool. 0.98

00:11:36.000 And then they stab you. 0.98

00:11:38.000 Take your comb. 0.91

00:11:39.000 You can still sharpen a comb.

00:11:41.000 I scalped myself four times.

00:11:45.000 By the way, this is awesome.

00:11:46.000 We don't want to be insensitive.

00:11:47.000 It's Trans Awareness Week.

00:11:49.000 And this is, of course, everyone on Twitter.

00:11:50.000 We would not have, just like with Black History Month, we would not have tried to hijack it and we wouldn't have done Fraud Week had we known. 0.65

00:11:58.000 That being said, you know, we will make sure that in the future, if there is no fraudulent election that's stolen, we'll move Fraud Week over to make room for a beautiful, brave Trans Awareness Week.

00:12:07.000 This is about visibility for trans people, and so we are going to simultaneously celebrate Trans Awareness Week with Fraud Week. 0.95

00:12:15.000 Trans awareness, thank you for everything that you do.

00:12:18.000 Music playing.

00:12:48.000 we see you.

00:12:49.000 I am harder than astrophysics.

00:12:53.000 Hope everyone in this studio enjoys my droplets.

00:12:55.000 That's true.

00:12:56.000 He didn't get aerosol.

00:12:57.000 Don't worry, it's not aerosol.

00:12:59.000 Aerosol is a finer mist.

00:13:00.000 By the way, your single-ply cotton mask at home, unless washed in an industrial hospital washing machine, does nothing.

00:13:05.000 According to science, someone send me that paper.

00:13:08.000 Fauci, I'm eyeing you, and I know you love the limelight.

00:13:11.000 We have an open seat and a booster seat right here for y'all.

00:13:14.000 I hope that moisture doesn't loosen my duct tape.

00:13:20.000 What?

00:13:21.000 Duct taped.

00:13:21.000 I have no idea.

00:13:22.000 With the awareness of taping it back.

00:13:25.000 Ah, I still don't get it.

00:13:29.000 I'll give it to you.

00:13:30.000 Oh boy.

00:13:34.000 Took a turn.

00:13:34.000 But we are going to continue.

00:13:35.000 We're going to be talking about the vaccines and we are going to be talking about Operation

00:13:39.000 Warp Speed, but of course we are trying to provide you with a service right now going

00:13:42.000 state by state of the no evidence, so it's time to continue Fraud Week.

00:13:47.000 You know what?

00:13:54.000 Spit takes aren't worth it.

00:13:55.000 Yeah, you just got it everywhere.

00:13:57.000 They are not worth it.

00:13:57.000 I don't think it hit the camera, but it might have.

00:14:00.000 I don't know.

00:14:00.000 Did it actually hit the camera?

00:14:01.000 I'm trying to see.

00:14:02.000 Is there anything?

00:14:02.000 Are there droplets on the screen?

00:14:04.000 That was a good spit take.

00:14:06.000 You know when you're a kid and you first see a spit take and then you're looking for any excuse to do the bit?

00:14:10.000 Exactly.

00:14:11.000 You're just like, hey, give me some water.

00:14:13.000 Was it funny?

00:14:14.000 Don't grasp the concept of comedy.

00:14:17.000 You deal with your chocolate milk and your mom beats you half to death.

00:14:21.000 Good times.

00:14:22.000 Personal experience, is that what's going on here?

00:14:23.000 Indeed it is.

00:14:24.000 So specific.

00:14:26.000 That's when you were going down to the Grosse Pointe Mall.

00:14:29.000 What's the mall down there?

00:14:30.000 Eastland.

00:14:31.000 Eastland Mall.

00:14:32.000 It's nice.

00:14:32.000 There's a purple suit store left.

00:14:34.000 Yes!

00:14:36.000 Just all purple suits. 0.95

00:14:37.000 There's a purple suit store and it's right next to the Polymer Playground where kids play in a giant piece of French toast, but they're actually just midgets selling heroin.

00:14:45.000 Canes are two for one on Fridays, by the way.

00:14:47.000 We're going in the bullpen! 0.71

00:14:48.000 Black tongue! 0.98

00:14:51.000 Which, by the way, I know people are saying, hey, there's an empty holster here.

00:14:53.000 I don't know what happened to my gun.

00:14:54.000 I think I gave it to a kid.

00:14:57.000 So we're continuing Fraud Week.

00:14:59.000 He did not.

00:14:59.000 He didn't.

00:15:01.000 This week, Nevada and Pennsylvania, we're cataloging this on Crowderbits so that you can have this as a reference point.

00:15:07.000 And I want to get through the facts first so that I don't get anything wrong.

00:15:10.000 And then, of course, we'll go to some competition.

00:15:11.000 Let's go to Nevada first.

00:15:12.000 This week the Clark County Commission threw out a local election because there were too many discrepancies to be sure of the election results and there were 153,000 votes in this municipality.

00:15:25.000 So they had to toss it.

00:15:26.000 That's a local election and I don't think it's going to affect the national election.

00:15:29.000 That's still kind of like if you have to toss an election, you have to toss 153,000 votes because you can't even get close to matching up the totals.

00:15:37.000 Maybe there are a few memory cards under someone's mattress next to their gold and reverse mortgage contract.

00:15:41.000 I have no idea.

00:15:42.000 But go looking for them.

00:15:43.000 You'll find them.

00:15:45.000 Where's the memory card?

00:15:46.000 Maybe it's wearing stripes in a candy cane forest like Waldo.

00:15:49.000 Why does Waldo always hide in places with stripes?

00:15:54.000 Waldo, we could find you easily anywhere else.

00:15:56.000 Well, I don't know.

00:15:57.000 I'm at the Candy Cane Amusement Park.

00:15:59.000 Well, there's your problem, Waldo!

00:16:01.000 Well, maybe he doesn't want to be found.

00:16:03.000 Maybe he doesn't want to be found.

00:16:05.000 Bill Devane found 5,000 votes.

00:16:10.000 So this was 153,000 votes in a local election that were tossed.

00:16:13.000 And by the way, these direct votes are a local election, not national, but this does translate to the shenanigans that you see at the national level.

00:16:21.000 Matt Schlapp summarized the problems going into the Nevada elections, highlighting that there were all kinds of irregularities, even at a national level.

00:16:28.000 In Clark County, here he is, because you won't believe me.

00:16:31.000 In all my years in politics, I have never seen the types of voter irregularity we have seen in Clark County.

00:16:42.000 The zeal to push reckless, unsolicited mail-in voting resulted in 50% of ballots coming through the mail and a tenfold increase in mail ballots in Clark County.

00:16:58.000 Fact.

00:16:59.000 The voter lists were never appropriately scrubbed.

00:17:03.000 Including the press reports after FOIA requests of not scrubbing over 80,000 primary voters before the general election ballots were made.

00:17:18.000 No evidence!

00:17:20.000 Illegal ballots never should have been mailed and they never should have ended up in the final tally.

00:17:27.000 Tomato, tomato.

00:17:28.000 How did this happen?

00:17:30.000 This happened with a reckless change in Nevada election rules right before the general election, which reduced the democratic norms of meaningful observation by the media and by Americans.

00:17:48.000 Says you!

00:17:49.000 The reduction of ballot security and almost the elimination of signature verification.

00:17:57.000 Yeah, I know you feel for their audio guy.

00:18:00.000 He actually ended the speech by saying, you just got match slapped.

00:18:03.000 You just got slapped.

00:18:04.000 You just got slapped.

00:18:05.000 And by the way, you don't see someone that tan with hair that white, that thick.

00:18:09.000 He's like a walking photo negative.

00:18:13.000 So here's some other fast facts for you.

00:18:15.000 Dominion voting, the systems that we've talked about, they were used in 16 out of 17 jurisdictions in Nevada with, of course, a history of glitches.

00:18:20.000 We don't have them in this election because no one's really looking for them, but in previous elections.

00:18:24.000 A whistleblower, by the way, with the Clark County Elections Department claimed that poll workers fabricated proof of residence, right, for data for illegal voters.

00:18:34.000 This is under a sworn affidavit.

00:18:36.000 Again, we're just doing Nevada right now.

00:18:37.000 We're gonna get to Pennsylvania.

00:18:39.000 We're cooking with gas!

00:18:41.000 We're cooking with the slow downfall and erosion of our democracy.

00:18:45.000 It's renewable, apparently.

00:18:48.000 Every four years and midterms.

00:18:50.000 High smoke point.

00:18:51.000 And recounts.

00:18:52.000 Yeah, it's like palm oil.

00:18:55.000 Somewhere there's a paleo or a keto person like, I get that, I get that. 1.00

00:18:58.000 I need to get my saturated fats in because I believe it's a better energy source, you moron. 1.00

00:19:03.000 So! 1.00

00:19:05.000 Another witness saw a Biden-Harris van unloading ballots that were filled out and then they were sealed in envelopes.

00:19:12.000 People formed a human shield to prevent poll watchers from observing.

00:19:16.000 So we'll continue with this because there's some, and beware the fact checkers, we're going to get into some of the fact checks that you see that aren't really, they fact check themselves, but when they say, well it was a mistake, they formed a human shield to block poll workers.

00:19:29.000 We used to form a human shield so, you know, black people could saunter on up to the bar and eat a piece of pie at the diner.

00:19:35.000 Maybe not be bothered by German shepherds while they enjoy a brunch. 0.94

00:19:37.000 Now we're forming shields to prevent the preservation of our constitutional republic. 0.94

00:19:44.000 Which is better than making a shield out of your parents' trash cans so you can go be Antifa and burn down the city. 0.90

00:19:49.000 That's true. 0.60

00:19:50.000 That is true.

00:19:52.000 And if they don't even use metal trash cans.

00:19:54.000 No, it's plastic.

00:19:55.000 Is this a recycling bin?

00:19:57.000 This won't even stop my switchblade comb!

00:20:00.000 It says keep Philly clean on the side.

00:20:02.000 What is this?

00:20:04.000 It's part of the message.

00:20:05.000 Well, we don't all have time for professional shields.

00:20:08.000 We can't all have plate carriers.

00:20:10.000 Well, listen, when the revolution comes, I'm just saying, plate carrier's not a bad idea.

00:20:15.000 Thanks, Spartan Armor.

00:20:17.000 Then in Nevada, the Republican Party, of course, they found over 3,000 specific instances of ballots that appear to be cast improperly.

00:20:23.000 up to 10,000 ballots have allegedly been cast by people who don't appear to live in the

00:20:27.000 state at all, or dead people, and these have been referred, by the way, to Attorney General

00:20:32.000 Bill Barr, who is on my list of It's Not Gay. 0.97

00:20:46.000 That's what I mean.

00:20:47.000 I guess it's just me.

00:20:48.000 Listen, you know what?

00:20:49.000 I went out on a limb expecting support.

00:20:52.000 No, you got none.

00:20:53.000 Well, you left us there.

00:20:54.000 We didn't know where you were going with that.

00:20:55.000 I didn't know if you meant gay bar.

00:21:01.000 I don't know if he would be there.

00:21:02.000 I'd have to lure him.

00:21:04.000 If you're going to bring in illegal ballots, can you not use the Biden-Harris van to do it?

00:21:08.000 Right.

00:21:09.000 Like an unmarked van.

00:21:11.000 Try a little harder.

00:21:13.000 Yeah. 0.94

00:21:13.000 It's like a pedophile. 0.94

00:21:14.000 It's like, no, no, the whole point is to have a paneled van so we can't see in, but you wrote rapist on it. 0.99

00:21:19.000 Yeah.

00:21:19.000 Use like a Trump van or something.

00:21:21.000 I don't know.

00:21:22.000 Yeah. 0.75

00:21:22.000 You have a glass box porn truck, but it's a one-way mirror. 0.75

00:21:29.000 That would be a Steven Seagal film where he's a spy, but he rides up in a van and he's like, my van says, secret spy.

00:21:37.000 Why would you do that, Steven Seagal?

00:21:38.000 It has a V12.

00:21:40.000 No, it doesn't.

00:21:43.000 I don't know why I say things.

00:21:47.000 By the way, here's a memory card.

00:21:48.000 4,000 more votes.

00:21:49.000 You might want to keep that safe.

00:21:52.000 We're supposed to campaign and commit fraud.

00:21:55.000 What were you about to say there, Joe?

00:21:58.000 I was going to say, I mean, none of these stories are far-fetched, right?

00:22:01.000 So it would be very easy for the news to go, yeah, that seems like it has some credibility to it.

00:22:05.000 We should probably cover that.

00:22:06.000 We should probably talk about this.

00:22:08.000 And yet they just lump it into no evidence, no facts, not showing the video.

00:22:11.000 These aren't stories.

00:22:12.000 These are sworn affidavits.

00:22:12.000 That's what I mean.

00:22:13.000 And then there's confirmation.

00:22:14.000 So, for example, we had a sworn affidavit with someone saying, hey, they put in five ballots in Michigan 27 times and said, ah, we're going to dismiss that suit.

00:22:20.000 Now we have evidence that there have been at least several ballots counted three, four times.

00:22:24.000 And the truth is, with the recounts that they're doing in Georgia, there's no real way to know how many times that's happened.

00:22:28.000 I don't know if they do it by just adding up the total from Dominion voting, the digital total and the hand count total, and say there's a discrepancy.

00:22:36.000 How do they only spot one?

00:22:38.000 I know.

00:22:38.000 There has to be a true, like you said, a true audit of votes.

00:22:41.000 We have to know what's going on because there's too many of these, like you said, not just stories, sworn affidavits, people coming out in positions of power and saying, hey, this doesn't happen.

00:22:50.000 This does not happen.

00:22:51.000 We have to take a second and make sure that this is accurate.

00:22:54.000 And nothing.

00:22:55.000 CNN, nothing.

00:22:56.000 I think we just have to discount.

00:22:57.000 Anyone who says definitively, this cannot, to recount, there is no election fraud.

00:23:01.000 You might find one or four votes.

00:23:03.000 Well, in one county, 6,000.

00:23:05.000 Well, you know what?

00:23:06.000 It's a give or take.

00:23:08.000 It's like the polls.

00:23:09.000 There's a plus or minus 12.

00:23:11.000 It's like a parent saying to the kid, like, what's behind your back?

00:23:14.000 Nothing.

00:23:15.000 All right, enough for me!

00:23:19.000 Sounds like it's just a comb.

00:23:22.000 It's not like it's a kajillion votes.

00:23:27.000 It's not like it's enough to sway an election in the most important country the world has ever seen.

00:23:32.000 Again, what does it take at this point?

00:23:35.000 Now, we're not saying that this is evidence that there's enough fraud that would have changed the vote total, but there is certainly enough evidence here, not only sworn affidavits, but hard evidence and numbers and vote tallies and ballots that warrant an investigation at this point.

00:23:48.000 And you have courts saying, well, we're not going to investigate.

00:23:50.000 Well, hold on a second.

00:23:51.000 If no one took it upon themselves to investigate at all, those 5,500 votes would never have been found, never counted.

00:23:58.000 You say that all votes matter, all votes count, and they're talking about on CNN how Lindsey Graham wants to toss out legal votes. 1.00

00:24:04.000 He called put pressure to toss out legal votes because someone spoke with a person who spoke with a person who knows somebody who saw this guy who knows that Lindsey Graham passed out of 31 flavors last night.

00:24:14.000 But what about the illegal?

00:24:15.000 What about the illegal votes?

00:24:16.000 We want to toss the illegal votes.

00:24:17.000 What about these legal votes to the tune of thousands that have just been found?

00:24:20.000 Do those not matter?

00:24:22.000 Yeah.

00:24:22.000 Do those not matter at all?

00:24:23.000 Because CNN is too busy right now.

00:24:24.000 Poppy Harlow and Jim Bruschetta, they're talking about mask mandates in South Dakota.

00:24:30.000 Let's go to Duckface, ladies, see what she has to say. 1.00

00:24:33.000 Good morning, Poppy, Jim.

00:24:35.000 We're actually in front of the city council.

00:24:37.000 Does she have a Skrillex haircut? 1.00

00:24:40.000 Good morning, Poppy.

00:24:43.000 I've been up all night doing ecstasy.

00:24:49.000 Pure MDMA.

00:24:50.000 That is a very big deal.

00:24:51.000 Sioux Falls is South Dakota's largest city and as coronavirus cases and deaths continue to rise, the governor continuing to oppose any sort of mask rule.

00:25:02.000 Good for her.

00:25:03.000 Yeah.

00:25:03.000 Good.

00:25:03.000 She should.

00:25:04.000 Well, don't show her.

00:25:06.000 That's only going to hurt your kids. 0.94

00:25:07.000 People will support her just for those gams. 0.60

00:25:11.000 Indeed.

00:25:11.000 She can come out and say, Covid is a complete and total hoax.

00:25:14.000 Good enough for me.

00:25:15.000 I agree.

00:25:16.000 Can those Michigan doxers send me her address? 0.97

00:25:19.000 Look at those bazooms. 1.00

00:25:22.000 Wow.

00:25:23.000 Maybe at least your office number.

00:25:26.000 What is it, Sweet C?

00:25:27.000 They were showing it earlier too and I was just watching where they're like, there's an outbreak here in South Dakota, here's an empty hospital parking lot.

00:25:37.000 Yeah, it looks nightmarish.

00:25:42.000 Look, coronavirus confirmed cases, and she just tosses in deaths. 1.00

00:25:45.000 Well, hold on a second.

00:25:45.000 Again, we're talking about one city, so that's the only time they'll mention deaths when they're talking about a small municipality, because four people die, and that increases the overall death count.

00:25:53.000 What about nationally?

00:25:54.000 It's actually remarkable, because if you look at the total number of cases and you look at the deaths, Seems that the disease is becoming less lethal.

00:26:00.000 I'm not saying that aren't deaths, and I'm not saying there won't be an increase in total deaths, but in relation to total cases.

00:26:05.000 Again, catching COVID twice.

00:26:07.000 54 million cases.

00:26:08.000 You know how many people have caught it twice?

00:26:09.000 We talked about it yesterday.

00:26:10.000 Pop quiz.

00:26:10.000 Anyone paying attention?

00:26:11.000 Four.

00:26:12.000 You got it.

00:26:12.000 I'll give it.

00:26:13.000 I'm going three.

00:26:14.000 I was expecting a joke, but just accurate response.

00:26:16.000 No, I prefer every now and then to look like I have a brain, but I don't.

00:26:20.000 I'm discounting the first guy because it was debatable whether he actually had it the first time or not, remember?

00:26:25.000 That's true.

00:26:25.000 So I'm going with three confirmed.

00:26:27.000 It's also in China.

00:26:28.000 The Hong Kongese lie. 0.98

00:26:30.000 We're not going to believe that.

00:26:31.000 In general.

00:26:33.000 Yes.

00:26:33.000 Speaking in broad generalities.

00:26:36.000 I know you may not like it, but I don't have a problem with it.

00:26:37.000 So anyone in Nevada, you let me know if you feel like your vote counted and what needs to change there.

00:26:42.000 Before we move on to Pennsylvania, it's actually time to... we have people, of course, we check in with our office every now and then, people in the edit bay.

00:26:48.000 We check in Oh, what?

00:26:59.000 Did we just lose my microphone?

00:27:00.000 Are we good?

00:27:00.000 Are we good to go?

00:27:01.000 That was my fault.

00:27:01.000 Can they hear me in the office?

00:27:02.000 I think they can hear you now, yeah.

00:27:03.000 Hey, even Brendan is in there.

00:27:04.000 What are you working on?

00:27:05.000 You're editing something right now, I think, right?

00:27:07.000 Even Brendan?

00:27:08.000 What?

00:27:09.000 No!

00:27:11.000 What?

00:27:11.000 I don't, that doesn't seem... No!

00:27:14.000 I don't understand!

00:27:14.000 No!

00:27:14.000 Thank you Maddie.

00:27:15.000 Uh, uh, okay.

00:27:16.000 What?

00:27:17.000 What is this?

00:27:18.000 I dated three of those.

00:27:24.000 Was one a ghost?

00:27:27.000 Yes.

00:27:27.000 There are only two people!

00:27:31.000 She looked like the girl from Ring from behind. 0.97

00:27:33.000 No, I think three types of the same woman. 1.00

00:27:37.000 Not a man and a woman. 0.99

00:27:43.000 Back to the duct tape thing.

00:27:44.000 Does he even understand that showing the South Dakota governor hurts their case?

00:27:52.000 When the governor is better looking than your hosts... This beautiful woman is crazy, trust me. 0.98

00:27:59.000 Right across the country right now there are dozens of people with CNN on in airports going, well hey, why doesn't she do her job? 0.99

00:28:06.000 Put her there! 1.00

00:28:07.000 She should have a show! 0.99

00:28:08.000 And put you in a gulag! 0.98

00:28:11.000 CNN claims she's too pretty to be smart. 1.00

00:28:14.000 Why don't you have an extra chromosome monster like most politicians? 0.99

00:28:23.000 Looks like Ashley Tisdale banged Skrillex and we're supposed to take her as an authoritative news source. 1.00

00:28:28.000 It looks like Lena Dunham before she found cake.

00:28:32.000 I'm amazed that Elena did it before she found K, like Ketamine.

00:28:35.000 But both!

00:28:36.000 Both! 0.92

00:28:36.000 Probably, because I assume that special K increases your appetite for special K. Her finding cake was like Christopher Columbus, like, putting his flag on the... Right, yeah, and that she was looking for vegetables, but stumbled across cake? 0.92

00:28:49.000 No, I don't think so at all.

00:28:50.000 It was more like Vikings, where she was like, Out of my way! 0.95

00:28:53.000 I need cake!

00:28:54.000 I just mean it changed the world.

00:28:56.000 Right.

00:28:56.000 Also, a lot of people were killed.

00:29:01.000 The similarities are endless.

00:29:03.000 Could you imagine if Cortez, like instead of Cortez, it was just Lena Dunham with a red beard and a funny hat, but she was the same person as today trying to conquer back then? 0.93

00:29:12.000 They wouldn't even have a chip for someone bitching as much as she does. 1.00

00:29:16.000 They'd have Amazon there. 0.87

00:29:17.000 It wouldn't even have been an issue.

00:29:20.000 They'd have been like, get out of here.

00:29:21.000 Get out of here.

00:29:23.000 Look at this thing.

00:29:24.000 Sure. 0.99

00:29:24.000 Rape. 0.99

00:29:25.000 Yeah.

00:29:27.000 I don't think I've ever said that.

00:29:28.000 Which was also verifiable. 0.97

00:29:29.000 Like anybody would rape you. 0.90

00:29:31.000 Okay so now let's go on to Pennsylvania here. 0.99

00:29:34.000 Pennsylvania is another one.

00:29:35.000 You guys can feel free to chime in.

00:29:36.000 I want to hit these facts but you guys can feel free to chime in with opinions.

00:29:38.000 Other than polling is bad, vote fraud is bad Gerald.

00:29:41.000 I don't think I've ever said that.

00:29:42.000 Give me something more to go on.

00:29:43.000 I'm pretty sure I didn't say that.

00:29:44.000 It's factual.

00:29:46.000 You know what?

00:29:46.000 Let's start with this in Pennsylvania.

00:29:47.000 So Nevada's done.

00:29:48.000 Pennsylvania and Michigan I'm really looking forward to tomorrow.

00:29:50.000 But in Pennsylvania, a lot of people will say, well, hold on a second.

00:29:54.000 Actually, that's untrue.

00:29:55.000 We had a live stream.

00:29:56.000 Poll workers were allowed.

00:29:58.000 In some places they were.

00:29:59.000 And we'll get to all that, the misunderstandings.

00:30:01.000 Thanks, AP.

00:30:03.000 But watch this video for yourself, and you tell me if it looks like a poll worker is actively being turned away.

00:30:10.000 No evidence.

00:30:11.000 You're not letting me in?

00:30:12.000 Well, no.

00:30:12.000 That's what I told you.

00:30:14.000 Call the police.

00:30:15.000 Do it.

00:30:16.000 If you leave, I'll call the cops.

00:30:17.000 I have a citywide water certificate.

00:30:20.000 It's not for this location.

00:30:23.000 It is not.

00:30:23.000 This is the city of Philadelphia.

00:30:25.000 This is the city of Philadelphia.

00:30:26.000 It's not for you.

00:30:27.000 It is not.

00:30:28.000 This is the city of Philadelphia.

00:30:31.000 It is for that location, in case you're interested.

00:30:32.000 You want to talk outside of it.

00:30:37.000 Let's talk!

00:30:38.000 I have a line.

00:30:39.000 I asked you to read the line.

00:30:41.000 The line said it's good in every ward and division in the city.

00:30:44.000 I don't know what's more offensive that our democracy is being stolen from us or that the poll watcher was tricked by the old bouncer.

00:30:51.000 Ah, let's go talk about it outside.

00:30:52.000 Close the door.

00:30:55.000 You mean there's not a sex on the beach out here? 0.99

00:30:57.000 Oh, skunked again.

00:30:59.000 I like that they couldn't be bothered to read the certificate that says, good in all wards.

00:31:05.000 Right, good in all wards.

00:31:06.000 It's like, what can we do to make sure this doesn't happen?

00:31:08.000 Well, let's just write on it that it's good in all wards.

00:31:10.000 That'll take care of it.

00:31:11.000 That's the same thing happened with a coupon at TGI Fridays.

00:31:15.000 Let's talk about this outside.

00:31:16.000 That's because of the one-way mirrored van.

00:31:18.000 That's true.

00:31:19.000 Yeah, it was a bad idea.

00:31:20.000 And it's not because we can see the children in the back, it's because you parked in the electric vehicle only.

00:31:26.000 Oh.

00:31:27.000 Trying to save the world.

00:31:29.000 We take the global warming seriously.

00:31:31.000 We're afraid to hurt the kids, just not the environment.

00:31:33.000 So here's the thing, poll watchers in Philadelphia, to corroborate not only what's going on there, they were ordered to stand 20 feet away until they got a court order, which they defied.

00:31:46.000 Now the media fact-checked some of these things, the 20 feet away, as well as that video.

00:31:50.000 This is from USA Today.

00:31:52.000 Here's what's so interesting.

00:31:52.000 Like you said, that certificate is good in all wars.

00:31:55.000 It's citywide, which almost seems like the poll workers should know that.

00:32:00.000 Kind of like I should know right now, oh the red light!

00:32:02.000 That means people can see what I say!

00:32:05.000 Only I'm in charge of the election of the free world.

00:32:09.000 So, here's what the USA Today said.

00:32:10.000 It was an honest mistake.

00:32:11.000 And when you read it, it even confused me.

00:32:13.000 Let me read an exact quote.

00:32:14.000 So you see they're trying to say that it actually seemed like he was in the wrong ward, and then you realize, oh, at the bottom of the paragraph, right before the guy leaves his byline, which is anonymous.

00:32:22.000 I don't know if it was in this case.

00:32:24.000 A spokesperson for the Philadelphia City Commissioner's Office stated the act was, quote, an honest mistake.

00:32:28.000 Kevin Feeley said during a phone call with BuzzFeed News that the man had a different ward than was written on his certificate.

00:32:34.000 An older version of the law pertaining to poll watchers maintains such individuals must be assigned to specific wards, which is why the poll worker mistakenly turned the man away.

00:32:44.000 Turned the man away.

00:32:45.000 So you say, there was a law on the ward, and people are like, oh, well, I guess, okay, he shouldn't have been there, and he was mistakenly turned away.

00:32:50.000 Well, hold on a second!

00:32:50.000 You said it was about different wards!

00:32:52.000 How was he mistakenly turned away?

00:32:54.000 They never mentioned the new law and that the guy was officially credited for all wards.

00:33:00.000 So they say there was an old law that was kind of confusing and so it was a mistake.

00:33:03.000 Well, hold on a second.

00:33:04.000 Is there a new law?

00:33:05.000 Is that something they should have been briefed on?

00:33:07.000 Because we heard audiotapes of them briefing people in Detroit on how to board up polling precincts with Bristol boards.

00:33:13.000 Just grab a new Bristol board.

00:33:14.000 It could be an old project from your kid's kindergarten. 1.00

00:33:17.000 It don't matter so long as they can't see shit! 1.00

00:33:19.000 And it's educational. 1.00

00:33:22.000 It's fraud and educational! 1.00

00:33:24.000 Like Baby Einstein stealing shit! 1.00

00:33:26.000 Also, do you believe this lady knew that law? 1.00

00:33:29.000 No way.

00:33:30.000 The one in the welding mask?

00:33:31.000 Yeah, exactly.

00:33:33.000 The plastic welding mask?

00:33:37.000 It's non-porous!

00:33:39.000 Sorry, I was working on old information.

00:33:41.000 I'll leave you with your droplets.

00:33:42.000 You can take your droplets.

00:33:43.000 I did non-porous.

00:33:45.000 I wanted a mask made of marble, but then I realized I couldn't see.

00:33:48.000 I tried it.

00:33:50.000 So the lady know that law? 1.00

00:33:52.000 No, there's no way she knew that law.

00:33:54.000 Now if you look into, look at this book.

00:33:56.000 It's about right here.

00:33:59.000 Paragraph 7, subsection C clearly states you have to be in the right ward.

00:34:03.000 Now if you got a book of new laws you want to bring around, we can talk.

00:34:08.000 We can talk.

00:34:09.000 I'm not saying I'm gonna listen.

00:34:10.000 Yeah.

00:34:11.000 But you can talk all you want.

00:34:12.000 You talk, talk, talk, talk, talk, talk. 1.00

00:34:13.000 That's why bitches love to talk. 1.00

00:34:14.000 Love to talk, talk, talk, talk, talk. 1.00

00:34:16.000 Oh, you saying I'm breaking the law?

00:34:17.000 No.

00:34:18.000 Call the police. 1.00

00:34:18.000 See if I give a shit. 1.00

00:34:19.000 Must be one of them new laws. 1.00

00:34:20.000 He would say that.

00:34:21.000 He would say that.

00:34:21.000 You can talk to the hand.

00:34:22.000 Is this still the 90s?

00:34:23.000 Do people say that?

00:34:24.000 Talk to the hand.

00:34:25.000 Cause I look at 90 laws.

00:34:27.000 I get my laws from Brandy.

00:34:30.000 By the way.

00:34:30.000 With an I.

00:34:33.000 Not the one from a TV show.

00:34:35.000 Does it matter if it was an honest mistake?

00:34:37.000 It doesn't matter at this point.

00:34:39.000 The poll watcher was not allowed in.

00:34:41.000 The end result is the same.

00:34:42.000 Whether you weren't briefed on the new law, whether you knew the law, whether you just had a bad day, it still happened.

00:34:48.000 You're still in the wrong.

00:34:49.000 That's the whole point of this is it happened.

00:34:51.000 No, it was not.

00:34:52.000 But it bothers me, it's not even just a guy voting, it's the guy who's got to make sure it's done properly.

00:34:58.000 Why would you assume that he's just not allowed inside?

00:35:01.000 And by the way, honest mistakes don't usually involve that much shoving.

00:35:05.000 Yeah.

00:35:05.000 No.

00:35:07.000 And call the police!

00:35:08.000 Go ahead, call the police!

00:35:09.000 I'm detecting a little bit of unhonesty.

00:35:11.000 Yeah, a mistake is like, oh, I bumped into you, I'm sorry about that, doesn't involve Yeah, you just lock the doors and you're like, had the pandas.

00:35:19.000 We're seeing him with the body language expert on these segments.

00:35:21.000 Well, if you look at the body language here, you see he's reaching for a knife, but then realizes it's a camera, so he just commits mild assault by shoving him!

00:35:29.000 You can see the honesty here.

00:35:30.000 Yes.

00:35:31.000 You can clearly see the earnestness in the face.

00:35:33.000 I know that it's difficult because of the reflection due to the entirely ineffective mask, but, uh...

00:35:39.000 Did you see the poll watchers?

00:35:40.000 She took half a sneeze shield from Golden Corral. 1.00

00:35:43.000 That's all it is.

00:35:44.000 It's a sneeze guard.

00:35:45.000 That's it.

00:35:46.000 Sorry, what were we going to say?

00:35:47.000 I cut you off.

00:35:47.000 I forgot.

00:35:48.000 Now the coronavirus goes down.

00:35:50.000 It's the looting.

00:35:51.000 Someone looted my idea.

00:35:52.000 So you have that, then you have mail-in ballots.

00:35:54.000 We talked about how in yesterday, what was the state we did yesterday?

00:35:57.000 Was it Arizona?

00:36:00.000 Georgia had an acceptance rate of mail-in ballots at 10 times the previous elections.

00:36:04.000 Now this is important.

00:36:05.000 Here, this kind of trends with the national average, it's about 30 times.

00:36:08.000 They were accepted at a rate of 30 times the mail-in ballots of 2016 in Pennsylvania.

00:36:13.000 So keep in mind what that means is in 2016 we didn't just have massive unrequested mail-in ballots, right?

00:36:20.000 We had absentee ballots.

00:36:21.000 I had to vote absentee one time because I was on the road doing stand-up, and so that's where you actually have to, at least when I did it, you had to request a ballot, you had to verify and authenticate your address, and then you had to send it in, usually by election.

00:36:33.000 Yeah, that's what ours was.

00:36:35.000 Yeah, and I didn't claim reverse racism, sometimes commonly referred to as racism, I just said, well yeah, that makes sense, there's a date, them's the breaks, if I miss the date, right?

00:36:43.000 Calendars are racist.

00:36:44.000 You know, so that's what I had to do back then, so that was the process back then.

00:36:49.000 And ballots that were mailed in were accepted at 30 times less.

00:36:54.000 So that means that now, many people who've never voted according to the voter rolls, they've blown past actual voting percentage in counties from countries where it's mandated in some instances.

00:37:04.000 And we've seen a record number of ballots that are empty except for Joe Biden at the top of the ticket.

00:37:08.000 But for some reason, all kinds of problems with signatures.

00:37:11.000 We've shown these on air.

00:37:11.000 You can see them yourself.

00:37:13.000 Literally it says, put your John Hancock down there.

00:37:15.000 One name says Randall Wendell and the other name says John Hancock.

00:37:19.000 It's like someone just wrote John Hancock on 30 ballots and put him through.

00:37:23.000 I like this John fella.

00:37:25.000 Like they were counting money for the mob.

00:37:27.000 They re-ran the ballots.

00:37:29.000 Their argument back would be that the process has gotten more secure.

00:37:32.000 I don't know if it's gotten 30 times more secure.

00:37:35.000 Not during this unprecedented time.

00:37:36.000 Does that mean the post office has gotten 30 times better at delivering the mail?

00:37:41.000 No way.

00:37:42.000 30 times the negative profits that they've done for 13 years?

00:37:45.000 Yeah.

00:37:46.000 Turns out if you lose enough money, you get really efficient.

00:37:49.000 Think about this.

00:37:49.000 You have to believe that the post office, who have not turned a profit in 13 years and said they were not equipped to handle this election and were mailing out checks 10 days late, were so efficient that they were 30 times more effective in handing in mail-in ballots.

00:38:06.000 Also, by the same time, people who've never voted before made sure they got it right from their den.

00:38:12.000 30 times more effective.

00:38:12.000 When people say, well, you know, there's not enough for voter fraud.

00:38:14.000 Again, we've already shown you thousands of votes in a state like Georgia, where the margin is very, very thin.

00:38:20.000 Thousands of votes.

00:38:21.000 We've shown you that already.

00:38:22.000 Again, without an actual canvassing, without an actual official recount, without an actual official audit.

00:38:27.000 And now, 30 times the rate.

00:38:30.000 Those aren't numbers.

00:38:30.000 To give you an example, let's say there were 100,000 ballots, mail-in ballots, that were sent before, right?

00:38:34.000 They were rejected at a rate, let's say it was 1%.

00:38:35.000 So what happened is, last election, 100,000 votes, 1,000 got rejected.

00:38:41.000 Now this time, 100,000 votes.

00:38:43.000 Less than 300 get rejected.

00:38:45.000 You add that up in a state with a few million people, that's not a rounding error.

00:38:49.000 That's winning or losing the state.

00:38:51.000 Those are fighting numbers.

00:38:52.000 And when you say you don't want fighting in the streets, well then, don't miscount votes to the level That would necessitate fighting in the streets for some people because they want their vote to count.

00:39:03.000 5,500 people, their votes did not count in Georgia until this morning because of two flash drives.

00:39:09.000 You don't think, they're not burning stuff down, but I would understand it a little more than someone burning something down for...

00:39:15.000 I still don't get it!

00:39:16.000 Your reason is as good as mine!

00:39:17.000 Comment below as to why you burned down a Walgreens!

00:39:21.000 And by the way, people were concerned that those numbers would climb, that the rate of rejection would actually go significantly higher in this election, and they were worried that a bunch of voters that would be voting for Joe Biden wouldn't get counted.

00:39:31.000 So we can go back and play the tapes of these people saying this, and it went down, and they're like, oh yeah, that's fantastic, that's exactly what we thought would happen.

00:39:37.000 I burned down a Walgreens because I prefer CVS.

00:39:41.000 I do have the better discounts.

00:39:43.000 I don't know why though, CVS still prints out receipts that can circle the equator four times like it's CompUSA in 2004.

00:39:48.000 I use them as toilet paper.

00:39:53.000 That's weird.

00:39:53.000 You can stuff it in your jacket for warmth.

00:39:55.000 Oh wow, 50% off.

00:39:57.000 Buy five, get one 50% off for Pantene Pro V. Thanks, CVS.

00:40:01.000 All I wanted was a 99 cent Arizona iced tea, but you don't restock your cold beverages.

00:40:06.000 What is with the CVS down the road here?

00:40:08.000 True.

00:40:08.000 Your drinks, it always looks like, you can't tell if it's a pandemic or just a Tuesday.

00:40:12.000 It's always empty.

00:40:13.000 I think it's somebody who's very lazy.

00:40:14.000 There's always a sandwich in there where you're like, who?

00:40:17.000 Like, who would eat that?

00:40:17.000 There's no way that's not been there for seven years.

00:40:24.000 If a homeless guy asks me for a dollar, I go, I do not have that, but I do have $1,500 worth of paper.

00:40:33.000 That was just handed to me by a cashier.

00:40:38.000 It's got War and Peace printed on it.

00:40:39.000 What's this in the back?

00:40:40.000 Ballots?

00:40:40.000 I don't know.

00:40:42.000 Someone should report this.

00:40:45.000 I don't need Vidal Sassoon product.

00:40:47.000 Vote Tossed!

00:40:49.000 By the way, hit the notification bell if you are subscribed on YouTube, because subscriptions don't mean a whole lot.

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00:40:56.000 And of course, we broadcast Monday through Thursday, sometimes Fridays, but Monday through Thursday, every weekday, 10 a.m.

00:41:00.000 Eastern, going on down the trail with Fraud Week, Pennsylvania.

00:41:05.000 Now, here's the thing.

00:41:05.000 The Trump campaign, they claimed, by the way, that there were different standards for voting in person, and that voting by mail is unconstitutional.

00:41:13.000 Some people say, well, that's just hearsay.

00:41:14.000 It's an argument.

00:41:14.000 Judges are going to toss it out.

00:41:16.000 But they don't tell you the argument.

00:41:17.000 Well, let me give you the argument, and you decide.

00:41:19.000 Does the argument hold water?

00:41:22.000 Depending where your biological clock is.

00:41:24.000 In-person voters were required to, of course, we all know this, vote in a controlled environment.

00:41:28.000 You know I'm not lying to you if you've ever voted.

00:41:32.000 And, of course, before Election Day.

00:41:34.000 These were standards.

00:41:36.000 They required matching signatures.

00:41:38.000 Because, you know like when you signed?

00:41:40.000 When you voted?

00:41:40.000 And you like signed?

00:41:41.000 Yeah.

00:41:41.000 They were just making sure it's your signature.

00:41:43.000 Yeah.

00:41:44.000 I signed four or five times as I recall.

00:41:45.000 Did you?

00:41:46.000 Yeah.

00:41:46.000 And then they ran it times ten.

00:41:48.000 To get it right. 1.00

00:41:48.000 That shit's exponential! 1.00

00:41:52.000 He also told me what to fill out. 1.00

00:41:55.000 At gunpoint.

00:41:57.000 So, controlled environment, in a polling station, right at a precinct, before election day, having matching signatures.

00:42:03.000 But the 2.65 mail-in ballots required none of that!

00:42:07.000 None of it!

00:42:08.000 None of the safeguards!

00:42:10.000 Again, we know that they're not matching the signatures, because we've seen multiple ballots that either didn't have any signatures at all, and have been accepted in the past, or ballots that just don't have signatures that match, which we can't do a full auditing, so we don't know how many, but they filled it out from their den, so it could be filled out anywhere, and they could sign anything, and by the way, the Pennsylvania court today decided to legislate from the bench and say, oh, well, usually it's election day, but give or take three days.

00:42:35.000 Listen, you can send it in three days late, is what they said, and of course there was a higher court, and this is where I wish my half-Asian lawyer was here, saying, well no, they legislated from the bench, they do not have the authority to change the voting standard and say that you have an extra three days, and then a Pennsylvania Supreme Court said, yeah we do! 0.76

00:42:50.000 And so now here's what's interesting, though, is the AP, right, they reported.

00:42:55.000 So AP, this is considered an authoritative news source.

00:42:57.000 Anyone who does news, you always get their newsletters.

00:42:59.000 Yeah, AP.

00:42:59.000 And they were the ones who were really the source for calling states for a lot of these places.

00:43:03.000 So the AP claimed that the Trump campaign had dropped the suit Which was challenging the 682,000 mail-in ballots.

00:43:11.000 We're talking about mail-in ballots that were three days late.

00:43:14.000 So again, whether you think the Pennsylvania court has the right to just say, we're gonna extend it three days, five days, ten days, you get all the days, that's not the argument.

00:43:22.000 The point here is the press reported that the Trump campaign conceded that argument.

00:43:26.000 Why? 0.98

00:43:27.000 Because they want you to be defeatist sons of bitches and say, well, if the court is tossing it, that must mean that Trump doesn't have an argument. Well if Trump's conceding 0.99

00:43:33.000 and he's not even arguing the point anymore, his own lawyers, that must mean that they

00:43:36.000 know they have nothing. You see a lot of that going on because that's what happened at AP, but

00:43:39.000 here's an actual quote from the Director of Communications, not Stephanopoulos, that was Clinton's,

00:43:44.000 but now he's a reporter. Unbiased.

00:43:46.000 Regular Cronkite he is.

00:43:49.000 Not so much.

00:43:50.000 But he needs stilts.

00:43:51.000 So Trump's Director of Communications responded, this story is completely erroneous. Our lawsuit in

00:43:56.000 Pennsylvania absolutely still makes an issue of the 682,000 mail-in and absentee ballots that were

00:44:01.000 counted in secret.

00:44:02.000 To write that we have scrapped that argument requires not reading the amended complaint.

00:44:07.000 Again, the issue isn't where we line up in the Of course, I don't think that the courts have the right to say, election day plus three.

00:44:13.000 I think people should be held accountable, which is why I have a problem with polling.

00:44:17.000 But the argument here is the people we're supposed to trust, the people who are put in charge of fact-checking, where?

00:44:21.000 At Facebook?

00:44:22.000 At Twitter?

00:44:22.000 At YouTube?

00:44:23.000 Places like AP?

00:44:24.000 They falsely reported that the Trump campaign had rescinded their argument.

00:44:29.000 They did not!

00:44:30.000 That, combined with people being shoved by poll workers in welding masks, should terrify you.

00:44:37.000 Well, this specific argument that they have is, I think, one of the strongest cases.

00:44:41.000 We talked about this previously, which state you thought was going to have movement first or had the strongest case.

00:44:45.000 I have always said Pennsylvania has the strongest case because of this.

00:44:49.000 Because the equal protection argument that they're making, saying that you didn't treat these voters the same, is absolutely true. 0.90

00:44:55.000 And also, allowing people to cure their ballots after it's been received, they gave people that authority to do it.

00:45:01.000 Explain to people who don't know curing ballots, because as a cigar lover, I'm thinking they hang the ballots.

00:45:05.000 No, it's not curing like meat or anything else like that.

00:45:09.000 So if you make a mistake on your ballot, you are able to fix that mistake.

00:45:12.000 You're able to cure that, right?

00:45:13.000 If it's something minor, right?

00:45:15.000 So there's a couple of things.

00:45:16.000 yours go ahead yes right so if you make a mistake on your ballot you are able to

00:45:20.000 fix that mistake you're able to cure right that right if if it's something

00:45:24.000 minor right so there's a couple of things the naked ballot when Pfizer

00:45:26.000 vaccine valid exactly If you had a naked ballot that did not have that outer envelope, the secrecy envelope, which it is supposed to have, the signature isn't necessarily matching, or some other minor mistakes on this.

00:45:37.000 And the signature matching is not a minor mistake, by the way.

00:45:40.000 If somebody forges it incorrectly, throw it out.

00:45:43.000 It was an honest mistake.

00:45:45.000 Not again.

00:45:45.000 Don't look at me that way.

00:45:48.000 Damn you. 1.00

00:45:48.000 My ballot came with saran wrap. 1.00

00:45:52.000 I don't even know what that means.

00:45:53.000 Be clear!

00:45:54.000 But I'll laugh.

00:45:56.000 They can't let them do that.

00:45:57.000 Alright, I want to hear his explanation because this is where... Right, right.

00:46:01.000 So you're not supposed to be able to do that.

00:46:03.000 And so instead of just arguing that those ballots shouldn't have been the 2.65 million mail-in ballots, there shouldn't have been about 700,000 allowed after the deadline, they're saying, even if you agree with the court in Pennsylvania, they treated these ballots differently than everybody else's and that is breaking the law.

00:46:19.000 And by the way, hey, CNN right now, they're saying Trump fires official who disputed his baseless election fraud claims.

00:46:24.000 This is not what's happened.

00:46:25.000 By the way, they've also said, oh, some of these suits were dropped in certain states.

00:46:28.000 Here's what's happened.

00:46:29.000 Again, the media doesn't tell you the why, the contents, and sometimes they just lie, as they lied about, oh, the Trump campaign, they've rescinded their complaint.

00:46:35.000 No, they did not.

00:46:36.000 In this case, well not necessarily in this case, I don't know this exact case, but there have been several lawyers who have been fired from certain states and then moved, or sometimes I go we have to allocate certain resources because we have a more effective argument in another state.

00:46:47.000 There are many, many, many lawsuits right now, some of which are designed to fight at a state level and some of which are designed to be kicked up to the Supreme Court.

00:46:54.000 So the fact that lawyers are either recusing themselves Or they're being let go because they want to allocate resources to other states.

00:47:01.000 Does not mean that they're just conceding this territory.

00:47:04.000 That's important.

00:47:05.000 Again, this is to try and make you think that the battle is over.

00:47:08.000 Here's the thing.

00:47:09.000 Maybe Joe Biden won.

00:47:11.000 Absolutely.

00:47:12.000 I'm fine accepting that.

00:47:13.000 But no one should be okay with this level of fraud or potential fraud and irregularities at this point.

00:47:20.000 For me, it's enough when you find 5,000 votes several weeks after in one state, one county.

00:47:26.000 For me, when 6,000 votes got, okay, you know what, that's enough.

00:47:30.000 If I'm saying no election fraud, there are only maybe one or two or maybe a hundred, if you're lucky that you'll find it in a recount, and someone goes, oh, 6,000, you got me.

00:47:38.000 That's one for you.

00:47:40.000 That's what I would be saying.

00:47:41.000 Just like if we recounted this and we found out that Joe Biden, by some act of Satan, got 10 million.

00:47:48.000 More votes than Barack Obama?

00:47:50.000 No.

00:47:51.000 Okay, fine, I'll concede.

00:47:53.000 But you said there were no frauds, and I just found another one.

00:47:57.000 There's another 5,000 votes.

00:47:58.000 But if you're finding 6,000, that means there's a lot more, in my opinion. 0.86

00:48:03.000 I mean, I know there's no fact, but that's ridiculous.

00:48:05.000 Well, especially if you're like one county, right?

00:48:07.000 Yeah, especially if you're doing the lightest possible version of an audit.

00:48:12.000 This isn't an audit, this is a recount.

00:48:14.000 You're not even trying to find additional votes, you're trying to make sure you counted the ones you have correctly.

00:48:18.000 You're checking the fifth pocket of your jeans and you're like, whoops!

00:48:21.000 What do you have, cargo pants?

00:48:23.000 That's my small pocket where I usually keep my baggy between counting ballots, but it turns out I put my ballots in the baggy pocket.

00:48:30.000 That's not called a baggy pocket.

00:48:31.000 Well, that's how I refer to it.

00:48:33.000 The old Ballot in the Baggy Pocket.

00:48:35.000 The old Ballot in the Baggy Trick.

00:48:37.000 Along with the, let's talk about it outside, click.

00:48:41.000 Oh, Mr. Jimmy Ballot in the Baggy Pocket.

00:48:45.000 I should have known better than to trust Ballot in the Baggy Pocket Jim.

00:48:49.000 He always pulls one over me.

00:48:51.000 Yeah, we'd like you to run this place like Studio 54.

00:48:53.000 That's how it needs to go.

00:48:57.000 Share and share alike, Mr. Baggy in the pocket.

00:49:01.000 By the way, all of these sources are available at lottowithcredit.com.

00:49:03.000 That's one thing we're changing because I know some people out there are lazy,

00:49:06.000 and I do mean lazy because you can see the source on the screen.

00:49:09.000 But a lot of people are like, I don't want to have to type it in.

00:49:11.000 So could you just make it so I just click?

00:49:13.000 And I'm sure some people will be like, well, can you not make it so I can click on the YouTube?

00:49:16.000 We can't do that because we don't run YouTube.

00:49:18.000 But if you go to lottowithcredit.com, click the description, you'll see all of these sources.

00:49:21.000 They're publicly available.

00:49:23.000 And hey, if you think I'm wrong, go ahead and comment!

00:49:25.000 More information on Pennsylvania.

00:49:27.000 According to the polling data, there are people over 120 years old who voted.

00:49:30.000 I'm sure there were some name mix-ups.

00:49:31.000 People requested, received, and returned mail-in ballots all on the same day, and there were other ballots that were returned before they were requested.

00:49:39.000 That's one hell of a return policy, Harold!

00:49:43.000 Postal service is awesome.

00:49:45.000 Can you imagine if someone from Kohl's just showed up at your door like, here's your Ninja Blender.

00:49:49.000 You're like, I didn't buy one.

00:49:50.000 Returned it!

00:49:51.000 Out of my hands!

00:49:51.000 Bye!

00:49:53.000 I'm terribly confused.

00:49:54.000 Or if they're like, you will tomorrow.

00:49:56.000 By the way, I'm pretty sure that I single-handedly am responsible for Bed Bath & Beyond changing their return policy on expensive electronics.

00:50:02.000 Oh no!

00:50:03.000 What'd you do?

00:50:03.000 Did they change it?

00:50:04.000 They returned things like three years later, because it was just open-ended, and my logic is, you know, you used to buy a vacuum, you used to buy a blender, and it lasted, and I don't mean we'd return it three years later, but we might return it like a year and a half later, and you expect it to last like old appliances, but you get it, it breaks in eight months, and so we return it, and sometimes they're just like, hey, do you have a receipt?

00:50:22.000 No.

00:50:22.000 I'm like, oh, go get whatever you want.

00:50:23.000 I'm like, thank you, Bed Bath!

00:50:25.000 No more.

00:50:26.000 It's because of COVID.

00:50:28.000 They started the policy.

00:50:29.000 I hate to say, I think everybody does that.

00:50:33.000 That's how Coles was too.

00:50:34.000 Oh yeah, they were.

00:50:37.000 Oh, anything at all.

00:50:38.000 You could just go to like yard sales.

00:50:43.000 I bet you the Kohl's workers are the people they put at the polling precinct.

00:50:47.000 They mark everything up.

00:50:48.000 It's like, oh, you would like a pair of slippers.

00:50:50.000 Well, that is $600.

00:50:51.000 But with the 70% off and the 10% off, it's a four.

00:50:54.000 You said you've worked polls before?

00:50:57.000 No, I worked at Kohl's.

00:50:58.000 I worked at Kohl's. 0.99

00:51:00.000 And that JCPenney motherfucker tried to get in. 1.00

00:51:01.000 I shoved him out. 0.99

00:51:02.000 And then I flipped out my welding mask.

00:51:04.000 Job well done.

00:51:05.000 I've earned myself a baggie.

00:51:08.000 Get your own baggie.

00:51:11.000 Are these all clerical errors?

00:51:12.000 120-year-old people voting, people having the ballot sent to them, voting, sending it back same day, ballots being returned before they were ever requested, where in some other counties they just... Keep in mind, again, is it applied equally?

00:51:23.000 I think they're still counting, Arizona!

00:51:26.000 Well, this is gonna take a long time.

00:51:28.000 You got that man's ballot in before the day that he even requested it because that wasn't a day!

00:51:36.000 I just think that's efficient.

00:51:38.000 It really is.

00:51:39.000 We knew how you were going to vote before you did, so we just took care of it.

00:51:42.000 We're supposed to believe that Philly's efficient?

00:51:43.000 You can't even fix your bell!

00:51:45.000 How long does that take?

00:51:46.000 True.

00:51:47.000 Come on.

00:51:47.000 Get some Day Raiders.

00:51:50.000 History, my ass. 1.00

00:51:52.000 So now we have Nevada, we have Pennsylvania, we've gone through Georgia, and we didn't know what else. 0.99

00:51:56.000 We still have Wisconsin, and we still have, I don't know if we did Arizona, but tomorrow is Michigan, because Michigan has some very interesting data.

00:52:01.000 Not only just recently that we just showed you a ballot counted four times, and people being doxxed, But Michigan is interesting because of some counties that changed.

00:52:12.000 It doesn't tell the full story when you understand that Donald Trump was getting more of a minority vote, more of a women vote than anyone before, and Joe Biden was underperforming with all those votes, but all of a sudden 149,000 came in in Wayne County, and only 6,000 were for Donald Trump.

00:52:24.000 Again, in the dead of night.

00:52:25.000 Remember there was the typo of 128,000 I think in Wisconsin or Michigan?

00:52:28.000 They're like, oh, that was a typo.

00:52:29.000 Well, this actually happened.

00:52:31.000 149,000 in Michigan, only 6,000 for Donald Trump in Wayne County.

00:52:36.000 So he overperformed with all these demographics, which we were told everyone thought he was

00:52:39.000 racist. 0.98

00:52:40.000 Blacks hated him. 1.00

00:52:41.000 Women hated him. 0.99

00:52:42.000 And then he only underperformed and Biden only overperformed in major metropolitan areas

00:52:47.000 where we saw these shenanigans going on at the polls.

00:52:49.000 It does not make sense.

00:52:50.000 And you also see in very staunchly Republican counties in Michigan that the margins were

00:52:54.000 lot slimmer.

00:52:55.000 Yeah.

00:52:57.000 It's bizarre and atypical in every which way and the issue right now is the left is always, they're the party who always want an investigation.

00:53:05.000 Think about this.

00:53:06.000 They did four years of investigating Russia.

00:53:08.000 Let's look at their claims.

00:53:09.000 They claim that Donald Trump worked with Putin.

00:53:11.000 They claim that Donald Trump worked with Cambridge Analytica. 0.99

00:53:14.000 They claim that Donald Trump was watching Russian pissing prostitutes at the The Kremlin, right? 0.98

00:53:18.000 All of these claims. 0.95

00:53:19.000 They claimed that he was funneling money from his... All of these claims and they were running investigations that were a sham that led to nothing.

00:53:25.000 It took an AG to step in and say, all right, let's put a stop to this.

00:53:29.000 But now all of a sudden they're the party of, we don't need to investigate.

00:53:31.000 We don't have time.

00:53:32.000 Nothing.

00:53:33.000 Nothing?

00:53:34.000 No questions at all?

00:53:35.000 What if Donald Trump had bought, I don't know, 5,600 votes by just paying someone to remove the memory cards?

00:53:44.000 I don't think there'd be a fire.

00:53:47.000 Probably wouldn't.

00:53:48.000 But hey, you know, instead of actually doing an investigation, they're rushing to certify the election results.

00:53:54.000 Not just trying to do it by December 14th, which I think is when most people are supposed to be doing it by, rushing to certify it and doxing people who get in their way.

00:54:02.000 Twitter was going to fact check Donald Trump if he claimed victory in March.

00:54:07.000 Yeah, Jack, well I'm just exaggerating, but Jack Dorsey said any claims that Donald Trump has won we will be sure to fact check.

00:54:13.000 WILFON!

00:54:14.000 What are you doing Jack Dorsey?

00:54:15.000 Ayahuasca.

00:54:17.000 So did he even win Wayne County then?

00:54:19.000 Donald Trump?

00:54:20.000 No, he didn't win it.

00:54:20.000 Yeah.

00:54:21.000 No, not at all.

00:54:21.000 He didn't win it.

00:54:22.000 No, he didn't win Wayne County.

00:54:23.000 That's my confusion of what they found yesterday.

00:54:25.000 Sorry, that's what I...

00:54:26.000 No, no, they found a bunch of irregularities, like Dallas being counted four times.

00:54:29.000 No, but Donald Trump didn't win Wayne County.

00:54:31.000 Okay.

00:54:31.000 Which doesn't surprise me because of Detroit, but now they're trying to say, of course, if Wayne County, if it's not certified, which is why they start doxing people.

00:54:37.000 Yeah, because I knew he lost it, but I didn't know if they found enough to where he would win.

00:54:41.000 Well, they found enough irregularities where they wanted to halt it to run an investigation.

00:54:44.000 Exactly.

00:54:44.000 But then all of a sudden they started doxing two of the four certifiers.

00:54:48.000 And they said, all right, you know what?

00:54:48.000 Yeah.

00:54:49.000 Listen, apparently these people don't understand that your internet lasts forever.

00:54:53.000 So, you know, you've already been doxed.

00:54:54.000 You're in it now. 1.00

00:54:55.000 You're screwed. 0.99

00:54:56.000 Just, I hate to say it, move and keep your address unlisted. 1.00

00:55:00.000 There are ways to do that, but you're in it.

00:55:03.000 They're not going to let up.

00:55:04.000 They've sent the torch mob after you.

00:55:06.000 Do the right thing.

00:55:07.000 You know there are irregularities.

00:55:08.000 We know there are irregularities.

00:55:09.000 There have been total local elections tossed out.

00:55:12.000 Six-figure votes.

00:55:14.000 Due to irregularities.

00:55:16.000 Do the right thing.

00:55:17.000 They're not going to stop doxing you, just like Antifa and Black Lives Matter are not going to stop harassing people regardless of a Biden sign on their yard. 0.54

00:55:24.000 Appeasing the mob is futile.

00:55:26.000 This is going to get absolutely nuts regardless of how much the election is contested.

00:55:32.000 People need to understand that.

00:55:33.000 Black Lives Matter was created under Barack Obama.

00:55:35.000 Under the first black president in the history of the United States, people started protesting because they believed that racism was worse than ever.

00:55:44.000 Well, and you might as well be honest, because you're going to have two groups at you, so you might as well side with at least one of them.

00:55:49.000 I mean, that's the reality.

00:55:50.000 People are going to come at you.

00:55:52.000 And side with the people with guns!

00:55:53.000 Exactly.

00:55:54.000 Although mine, I don't know, I think it might be your kid there, Gary.

00:55:56.000 Well, I found it.

00:55:57.000 He's always running around with guns.

00:55:58.000 It also gets a little bit worse, because the state said that they would just go ahead and certify the vote if Wayne Keeney didn't.

00:56:03.000 They were like, fine, we'll take care of it.

00:56:06.000 I thought the counties had the right to do that first and that you guys were supposed to certify what they said.

00:56:10.000 Well, I also thought poll workers had the right to watch for accountability.

00:56:14.000 Oh, no, no, no, no, no.

00:56:14.000 But instead they're being shoved out with blowtorch masks.

00:56:17.000 Yeah.

00:56:18.000 You're lucky I don't go in and get my actual blowtorch.

00:56:21.000 I just have my mask.

00:56:23.000 Don't make me mad!

00:56:24.000 Don't make me get my bukkake glasses.

00:56:29.000 Alright, so any other commentary?

00:56:31.000 So we're continuing Fraud Week.

00:56:33.000 We're continuing it tomorrow with Michigan.

00:56:34.000 I don't know if we're doing Wisconsin.

00:56:36.000 There are so many irregularities.

00:56:38.000 Michigan is the one, to me, where opinion.

00:56:41.000 I certainly don't think that Biden won Michigan.

00:56:42.000 And again, I just think we need an investigation.

00:56:44.000 I will accept Joe Biden as my legitimate president.

00:56:47.000 I wonder why.

00:56:47.000 Yeah.

00:56:47.000 There's an investigation into these verifiably documented irregularities.

00:56:51.000 But right now let's move on to something else.

00:56:53.000 Operation Warp Speed and the vaccines because people now are talking about the vaccines.

00:56:57.000 I wonder why.

00:56:58.000 Don't you love CNN by the way?

00:56:59.000 Baseless election fraud claims.

00:57:01.000 Every single one of them.

00:57:02.000 Hold on a second.

00:57:03.000 6,000 votes switched, 5,000 votes found.

00:57:05.000 What they're doing is they're trying to hang on the word fraud, saying, we don't know if there's fraud.

00:57:10.000 And by the way, the case where there was fraud yesterday, they forced the director of the election to step down from a job that doesn't exist anymore, even though it was a volunteer.

00:57:17.000 So technically, it's not fraud.

00:57:19.000 It's like, oh, it's just an irregularity of thousands of votes.

00:57:22.000 Right.

00:57:23.000 Oh, tomato, tomato.

00:57:24.000 Here's the thing that they're doing as well.

00:57:25.000 It's just like the racist claim.

00:57:27.000 It's just like saying everybody who agrees with Donald Trump is a racist, and the average American is like, well, I don't want to be a racist.

00:57:31.000 Okay, well, I've got to look into this.

00:57:33.000 And everybody who says, well, this sounds really weird.

00:57:35.000 They found votes.

00:57:36.000 Wait a minute, they're baseless claims. 0.99

00:57:37.000 I don't want to be a moron or some conspiracy theorist, so I'll just let it go. 0.98

00:57:41.000 That's exactly what they're doing right now to the general public watching that. 0.94

00:57:44.000 Well, a lot of people that voted even said, look, I don't want to go in there.

00:57:48.000 I just want all the riots to stop.

00:57:50.000 I want to stop being scared.

00:57:52.000 I don't think that's fair that you should be able to vote based on fear in that regard.

00:57:57.000 Yeah, no, you absolutely shouldn't have to vote based on fear, which is funny because they were trying to talk about it on CNN.

00:58:01.000 Oh, you look at Donald Trump, doom and gloom, and a positive message from Joe Biden.

00:58:04.000 Joe Biden said that America was dead unless you voted for him.

00:58:07.000 Yeah, that's right.

00:58:07.000 America is dead with the lowest unemployment ever.

00:58:10.000 We've entirely wiped out the economic losses from the pandemic outside of little businesses, but Democrats, you don't care about that.

00:58:16.000 A lot of those people won't get their businesses back, but you hate them anyway.

00:58:18.000 You want to tax them out of existence.

00:58:20.000 And we're down to a 6.9% unemployment rate, which Barack Obama would have hit his knees and thanking the spirits if he hit an unemployment rate of 6.9% in the first two years of his presidency.

00:58:32.000 In his knees, Jacob Marley.

00:58:38.000 So, let's get to the vaccines, because everyone now is talking about the vaccines.

00:58:43.000 Pfizer, right, they had their vaccine.

00:58:43.000 Okay.

00:58:45.000 This was just announced this morning.

00:58:46.000 It was 90% effective.

00:58:48.000 Now it's 95% effective, and that's because there's another vaccine from Moderna that's 94.5% effective.

00:58:54.000 It almost seems like they're making it up.

00:58:56.000 It's like a Price is Right write-off.

00:58:58.000 We'll go a little bit more, yes.

00:59:01.000 Pfizer came out, said 90%, and then Moderna said, oh yeah, I want this 94.5, and then 94.5, no, no, no, 95.

00:59:06.000 They said, okay, you win.

00:59:09.000 94.5 and $1.

00:59:10.000 It's still not better than the human body, which is at 99.8.

00:59:14.000 But it's still, let me make sure I check my sources, three times better than the average

00:59:18.000 postal service delivery rate, except on elections, which is 124%.

00:59:22.000 They're working that extra.

00:59:26.000 I've got to be sure to get the vaccine that's 95% effective against a 99% survival rate.

00:59:31.000 I've got to go get that vaccine.

00:59:34.000 I think the death rate from the vaccine will likely be higher than the death rate from COVID.

00:59:37.000 There's someone in there panicking like Gene Wilder in See No Evil when they're like, oh, listen, all we have here is the Moderna one.

00:59:44.000 Wait, is that the 94.5?

00:59:44.000 No!

00:59:45.000 Are you out of your cheat?

00:59:47.000 No!

00:59:48.000 I need the Pfizer!

00:59:49.000 The Pfizer!

00:59:50.000 Think about it, you're gonna go with 99.99% efficacy rate, and now you have a choice for a vaccine that's 94.5 or 95% effective.

00:59:58.000 Here's the issue.

00:59:59.000 Remember when Donald Trump, they said it was absolutely impossible because verbatim, Donald Trump said, we might actually have a vaccine ready come November.

01:00:10.000 No.

01:00:11.000 In case you've forgotten, here he is.

01:00:14.000 We're looking to get it by the end of the year if we can.

01:00:17.000 Maybe before.

01:00:18.000 We're doing tremendously well.

01:00:21.000 Now to fact check the president's remarks, NBC News.com political reporter Jane Timm joins me now.

01:00:25.000 She smiles like where the wild things are.

01:00:27.000 He spoke with several vaccine experts.

01:00:29.000 How realistic is this goal?

01:00:31.000 Michael Jackson's ghost.

01:00:33.000 You know, I talked with some of the best vaccine creators out there, some of the people who created things like the rubella vaccine that all of us have gotten to go to school.

01:00:42.000 And they said 12 to 18 months is optimistic.

01:00:45.000 It depends on the science, but it's doable in this all hands on deck environment.

01:00:50.000 I didn't hear anybody say by the end of the year it was likely or probable because the president said.

01:00:56.000 I'm pretty confident she wouldn't know the difference between a rubella vaccine or rhubarb.

01:01:01.000 She spoke with someone.

01:01:02.000 See that, the fact check?

01:01:03.000 I spoke with somebody.

01:01:04.000 I spoke with someone who says that's very unlikely that we have a vaccine.

01:01:08.000 There are scientists who follow the science.

01:01:11.000 Is this the science or is this just science?

01:01:13.000 Is it the science, capital S, like the noun, like your god?

01:01:13.000 I want to be clear.

01:01:17.000 Or is this science where we have a 95 and a 94.5% effective vaccine?

01:01:22.000 That's true!

01:01:23.000 You said none.

01:01:24.000 You said none.

01:01:25.000 Donald Trump said maybe one.

01:01:26.000 You said no.

01:01:27.000 Now there's two. 1.00

01:01:28.000 Fuck off. 1.00

01:01:30.000 And she was so smug about it at the end, like the president. 1.00

01:01:34.000 People want America to fail.

01:01:36.000 They don't want us to have a vaccine.

01:01:37.000 They don't want us to have trust in our elections.

01:01:39.000 Go ahead on your way.

01:01:40.000 And their fact check is, this hasn't happened before.

01:01:42.000 Right.

01:01:43.000 It's like we're saying it's happening.

01:01:44.000 It's happening right now.

01:01:45.000 That's the whole point.

01:01:46.000 Depends on the science.

01:01:47.000 This has not happened before.

01:01:49.000 I'm pretty sure we haven't had a reality TV show host before who awarded Arsenio Hall.

01:01:54.000 It's news.

01:01:56.000 News.

01:01:57.000 We're in uncharted territory here.

01:02:00.000 You guys said it was unprecedented times.

01:02:02.000 By the way, with the vaccine announcement, the Dow closed at record high, erasing all the last of the pandemic losses.

01:02:08.000 We don't have to wait eight years for that?

01:02:11.000 To come back?

01:02:11.000 Well, no, we're gonna have to wait, if Joe Biden is certified, we're gonna have to wait another four years.

01:02:16.000 Oh, okay.

01:02:16.000 For Arsenio?

01:02:17.000 Who's two vaccines?

01:02:22.000 Then all of a sudden he just shows up on Barbara Walters and he's a shriveled old man with tennis elbows.

01:02:29.000 I want to see a Her Apprentice scene with all of the head of the vaccine corporations where he's like firing all of them. 0.99

01:02:36.000 I do not believe that Donald Trump is racist at all, but I do believe that awarding Arsenio Hall on Celebrity Apprentice was... See, look, I gave it to a black guy who really sucks. 1.00

01:02:45.000 The worst black guy. 1.00

01:02:49.000 He put a cape on Melfar. 1.00

01:02:53.000 This is the least entertaining black guy. 1.00

01:02:55.000 The least racist thing you'll ever see is him caping Melfar.

01:03:01.000 Mel Farr was a Detroit Lion, and he was actually the most successful black businessman in the 80s, and Donald Trump gave him an award.

01:03:12.000 And he used to fly around in his commercials and see people like Tito Jackson, who were like, can I get a deal?

01:03:17.000 And he's like, yeah, Jackson, that's not as good as Michael.

01:03:22.000 And he would have Sinbad on the commercials.

01:03:24.000 It was great.

01:03:26.000 And he would have really low interest rates, like 43%.

01:03:28.000 And that's what ruined Sinbad's comedy, because riding around in Trump's private jet was no longer relatable.

01:03:34.000 Like, you know how people all be in the jet and can't use the bathroom because it's tanking up?

01:03:38.000 It's like, people are like, I'm like, what?

01:03:40.000 And it's like, you are not good.

01:03:41.000 I love Norm Macdonald.

01:03:44.000 There he is.

01:03:48.000 I thought that was Arsenio.

01:03:49.000 Yes?

01:03:50.000 Oh yes, that's right.

01:03:51.000 Most people did.

01:03:53.000 I was just saying I love Norm's bit about Sinbad, how he lost to him on Star Search, where he's just like, you ever go to a sock store and you can't find somebody to catch you out and all you want to do is buy socks?

01:04:04.000 And he's like, the whole place is crying laughing and he's like, I don't think that's ever happened.

01:04:11.000 That's because you don't shop at CVS.

01:04:12.000 Rather than give you your socks, they print them out of a receipt.

01:04:14.000 You're like, what's going on?

01:04:15.000 You're trying to buy socks and they punch you in the face. 0.63

01:04:18.000 They punch you in the face with a blowtorch mask.

01:04:20.000 You're like, I'm just trying to vote.

01:04:22.000 You know what I mean?

01:04:22.000 You can't touch this.

01:04:25.000 Alright, so erase the losses of the Dow, and here's the thing, a lot of people don't understand, it's true, the left, those in the media, they couldn't see that this would be possible, whereas conservatives did believe it would be possible, because people have talked about warp speed, right?

01:04:37.000 And you see these things a lot, like people have used the term Star Wars Missile Defense System, that's actually a term that was coined by the media, that's not the term that Ronald Reagan used, but then people believe, they have a grasp as to what it is.

01:04:46.000 You hear the term warp speed, and people just think, well this is unrealistic, Donald Trump's not a politician, he doesn't know.

01:04:51.000 Warp speed was basically this.

01:04:53.000 It was cutting regulation, deregulating and cutting red tape so we would allow pharmaceutical companies, we would partner with private industry to allow them to get a vaccine to market more quickly, allowed certain processes that would have to take place sequentially to happen at the same time.

01:05:09.000 In other words, okay, you have to get this approval, then you have to wait, it sits on a desk for four months while a secretary doesn't read it, then you have to wait another nine months.

01:05:15.000 So that's why CNN was saying 12 to 16 months maybe, but by November they didn't read What Warp Speed was.

01:05:23.000 They didn't read the plan, just like they didn't read the five-page Green New Deal.

01:05:27.000 So this is important to know.

01:05:27.000 The reason you have two vaccines is because of all the things that people claim they hate.

01:05:33.000 Deregulation, you know, the Disney villain that shows up.

01:05:35.000 Here's a contrast.

01:05:36.000 So this is why I asked, does anyone out there really believe that Biden would have brought it to market faster, considering that Operation Warp Speed was nothing but a package of things Biden hates?

01:05:45.000 He has a long-standing history, of course, of opposing all of these actions, and he's already pledging to enact more regulation as soon as he takes office.

01:05:53.000 And this is something, too, with Operation Warp Speed, they actually pledged ahead of time to purchase doses.

01:05:58.000 Huge.

01:05:58.000 Right?

01:05:58.000 Giving companies an incentive to get... And here's something, too.

01:06:01.000 It was about having companies compete.

01:06:03.000 This is a big part of Operation Warp Speed.

01:06:04.000 We're going to cut red tape.

01:06:06.000 We're going to deregulate.

01:06:07.000 And listen, we understand that maybe it might come with more side effects.

01:06:09.000 We'll have to create more transparency so people know.

01:06:12.000 Some people who may have COVID or are on a ventilator, they might take slight stomach upset if offered this vaccine.

01:06:18.000 And this was the purpose of it.

01:06:19.000 So businesses started competing against each other.

01:06:21.000 And now you see, I think it's Pfizer saying they will make some doses available right away.

01:06:24.000 Competition, business, this is also why we're not a non-profit here at Light Earth Credit, this is why we have Mug Club, lightearthcredit.com.

01:06:30.000 A business can actually do more good than a non-profit because it can create, it can bake more pies, it can continually grow and do good on an ongoing basis as opposed to, well, the well runs dry.

01:06:44.000 That's what happened with Operation Warp Speed.

01:06:45.000 This is the opposite again, going back to Biden to contrast it.

01:06:48.000 His thing was a cancer, it was Moonshot, the program.

01:06:51.000 All these names, Warp Speed, Moonshot.

01:06:53.000 He wanted to name it Goldeneye, but copyright.

01:06:56.000 And he just wanted to paint a bunch of six-year-olds gold.

01:06:58.000 Like, you can't do that!

01:07:00.000 I saw it on the cover of GQ.

01:07:01.000 That's a swimsuit issue, and I get it.

01:07:03.000 They trick you with body paint.

01:07:05.000 Those models are elusive.

01:07:07.000 You can't do it because she's eight.

01:07:10.000 That woman died.

01:07:11.000 What?

01:07:12.000 Someone died?

01:07:13.000 No, the blonde one. 0.98

01:07:14.000 Oh, oh.

01:07:14.000 The gold.

01:07:15.000 Oh, the gold.

01:07:16.000 I thought something happened on CNN because you were looking at the CNN.

01:07:18.000 Oh, no, no.

01:07:19.000 I was like, Poppy Harlow?

01:07:20.000 Come on.

01:07:20.000 That's the one redeeming quality of CNN.

01:07:22.000 Fingers crossed.

01:07:23.000 Gold fingers crossed.

01:07:25.000 Fingers crossed that she makes it. 0.93

01:07:26.000 Yes.

01:07:27.000 That's what I meant.

01:07:29.000 Long life.

01:07:30.000 This isn't the Kumia Show here.

01:07:32.000 I'm sorry.

01:07:36.000 I'm of course kidding to people who don't understand that he's a comedian.

01:07:41.000 Yeah, I'm not serious.

01:07:42.000 Comedian.

01:07:43.000 I don't know.

01:07:44.000 Let's just ban it as racist.

01:07:45.000 So Cancer, it was a moonshot program.

01:07:48.000 He thought it was bad that companies, go and research this.

01:07:51.000 We have it at the website, LetUsCredit.com.

01:07:52.000 He thought it was bad for companies to be competing on similar projects, and so he wanted them, and he wanted to force them to share info and work together.

01:08:00.000 Here's the thing.

01:08:00.000 It's great in theory to force people to share.

01:08:03.000 Anyone who's ever tried to force children to share, you don't get good results, let alone competing businesses in the same industry.

01:08:12.000 If you just forced McDonald's and Burger King to share, it would be Burger-nolds. 0.87

01:08:18.000 McWhopper?

01:08:19.000 McWhopper!

01:08:20.000 That'd be racist. 0.99

01:08:21.000 I like burger-less.

01:08:22.000 And as a matter of fact, actually, this is something I forgot about this.

01:08:25.000 There were some provisions in the Moonshot program that actually removed competition.

01:08:29.000 It was so severe that drug prices started to absolutely soar.

01:08:33.000 Even Washington Post labeled the product a failure, and you know they really didn't want

01:08:37.000 to label the project an absolute failure.

01:08:39.000 And before, by the way, before I go to Jill's point, if you guys are watching right now, the 100-something thousand people, 150,000, however many of you are watching here and on Blaze, this can help.

01:08:47.000 Just hit like right now.

01:08:48.000 Those of you watching, hey, you, watching right now, hit the like button, and afterwards you can leave a comment as soon as it's archived. 0.83

01:08:55.000 Just write, write, write, MAGA never say die or we'll also accept penis. 1.00

01:08:59.000 That will help us greatly in So basically, you just get out of the way and let the private sector do what it does.

01:09:11.000 Joe Biden displays that he has no understanding of how companies operate who are in competition with one another every day of the week.

01:09:18.000 They are going out there trying to beat the other guy, and that's the motivation that they need.

01:09:22.000 And also, if they have financial incentive to get there first, and they have to abide by the trial rules, they can't cut corners on some of this stuff because there's too much oversight, they will go out and do a fantastic job. That's what they

01:09:33.000 know how to do. Working together?

01:09:34.000 That's like saying Macy's and Gimbel should have probably just had the same sale and worked

01:09:38.000 together. One does men's, one does women's. It doesn't work out. And so he shows he has no idea.

01:09:41.000 And two, he is the guy coming in with more regulation. He is the guy coming in raising

01:09:46.000 taxes and saying, we need the government to shut down the economy right now.

01:09:49.000 Do you think there's any way in the world that he would ever come in and say, you know what, this is fine, you've got plenty of time to do the trials?

01:09:56.000 Oh wait, we don't have to ask that question.

01:09:57.000 We can go back to the tape earlier in the year and say, it wasn't going to be safe to come out with a vaccine because the trials would be rushed and they couldn't possibly do it.

01:10:04.000 They talk about the science, and the science has become a religion.

01:10:07.000 I believe in following science.

01:10:08.000 Hey, science says it's 95% effective from Pfizer, 94.5% from Moderna.

01:10:11.000 Sorry, Moderna.

01:10:14.000 No, no, no.

01:10:15.000 95.5 now.

01:10:15.000 They just came out with another.

01:10:16.000 Did they really 95.5?

01:10:17.000 I don't know.

01:10:17.000 I wouldn't be surprised.

01:10:19.000 They're going to tweak some numbers.

01:10:20.000 Just hire some poll workers from Wayne County. 0.98

01:10:23.000 Just kill a few of the people that, you know, in the study. 0.98

01:10:25.000 You have to look at this and go, we deny the science. 0.99

01:10:27.000 Okay.

01:10:28.000 Donald Trump banned travel from the hub, right?

01:10:30.000 Kind of like Atlanta is the hub for Delta. 0.98

01:10:32.000 Well, Wuhan is the hub for shitty Viruses! 0.96

01:10:35.000 And Donald Trump banned travel from there. 0.99

01:10:37.000 You had Joe Biden say that's ethnocentric, that's xenophobic.

01:10:40.000 Now we look at the science.

01:10:41.000 Everything that led to us getting a vaccine right now in November, though they're acting like Joe Biden is already president because they're trying to get credit.

01:10:48.000 Facebook even removed Donald Trump's, I don't know if they put it back, his label as president.

01:10:53.000 He's still president, guys.

01:10:54.000 He's been president for months.

01:10:56.000 Joe Biden wanted to do the exact, and if president, will do the exact opposite.

01:11:00.000 It's been clear.

01:11:01.000 You can look at his policies.

01:11:02.000 You've only got 48 years of it, and Donald Trump, every step of the way, he was fought.

01:11:07.000 They said he didn't follow the science, that there was no way we could get this in November, there was no way we could get it before the end of the year.

01:11:13.000 So Joe Biden's solution in following the science was put on a mask made from your dish towel.

01:11:19.000 Donald Trump, like him or hate him, got it done from other companies, didn't even seize control of a private sector because he's not a Stalinist, and now you have two vaccines before you sit down for turkey and stuffing.

01:11:30.000 How about, you know what?

01:11:32.000 Please and thank you is what I want to hear from you, Jim Prosciutto and Stelter, and then sit down!

01:11:37.000 Right, I got a question for you.

01:11:38.000 October 21st, this announcement is made.

01:11:40.000 Donald Trump wins handily.

01:11:42.000 Do you agree?

01:11:43.000 If they announce this on October 21st, instead of announcing it the week after the election, like if this stuff comes out before... Kind of like the unemployment falling?

01:11:50.000 Right, exactly.

01:11:51.000 Yeah, no, I think it would have made a huge difference, but you know what?

01:11:54.000 Ah, them's the breaks!

01:11:56.000 It's just the United States of America.

01:11:58.000 It's just the one nation in the history of the world who left the most powerful nation that ever existed, the English Empire, British Empire, to become the most powerful nation the next century.

01:12:08.000 This never happened before or since, and for some reason people bitch about us being the world police, but we go into countries, liberate them, and ask for nothing more than the land in which to bury the dead who provided them with that right, and Canada is still allowed to exist as a country.

01:12:20.000 It's just the future teetering in the balance of that guy, the United States of America, and you want to hand it over to the person who for 48 years did nothing except support segregation, oppose busing, and read the riot act to Clarence Thomas.

01:12:34.000 Alright, good luck!

01:12:35.000 Good luck, America, but that's why I'm not conceding defeat.

01:12:38.000 I will fight tooth and nail, absolutely, until we have the results.

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Louder with Crowder - November 18, 2020

Democrat SCUM Dox to Silence New Proof of Michigan Fraud | Good Morning #MugClub

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