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00:00:00.000 You You

00:00:16.000 You Subject for today

00:00:33.000 And the easy life But it's a nasty one

00:00:37.000 And the easy life But it's a nasty thing

00:00:41.000 For today For today

00:00:45.000 For today That was a less aggressive sip, followed by a more aggressive sip.

00:00:51.000 It's like lulling you into a state of complacency.

00:00:53.000 I'm just pawing, pawing.

00:00:54.000 Bing! 0.98

00:00:54.000 Bang! 0.98

00:00:55.000 Like the election fraud.

00:00:57.000 You're playing chess with sips.

00:00:58.000 Fraud Week!

00:01:00.000 We continue Fraud Week.

00:01:01.000 Today we'll be talking about Georgia exclusively because they're doing a half-assed recount, commonly known as a fraudulent fraud recount.

00:01:10.000 Commonly?

00:01:10.000 He can't do that.

00:01:11.000 Yeah, commonly.

00:01:12.000 This is how it's known in pedestrian society.

00:01:15.000 So we'll be talking about that.

00:01:16.000 We'll be talking about Joseph Biden's executive order on forgiving student loans.

00:01:20.000 Oh, good.

00:01:21.000 And we'll also be talking about all the politicians who have obviously right now they've enacted mandates and crazy lockdowns and they don't follow them.

00:01:28.000 Again.

00:01:29.000 Uh, but right now we have in third chair, uh, Dave Landau from Compound Media.

00:01:32.000 How are you, sir?

00:01:33.000 Good, how about you, man?

00:01:34.000 Thank you for having me.

00:01:35.000 Terrible, I am terrible, but not as bad as Audio Wade's face.

00:01:37.000 Look at him, he has an infection going on.

00:01:40.000 I got like bee sting face.

00:01:41.000 Later, later we should all poke it.

00:01:43.000 Yeah, it happened to be on the camera side too, so.

00:01:50.000 I hope you're doing well.

00:01:51.000 We have so much to get to that I don't really care. 0.99

00:01:53.000 So, before we move on, just talk about virtue signaling and someone who is just an insufferable ass. 0.98

00:02:02.000 Senator Sherrod Brown, but I repeat myself, here he is yesterday demanding that his colleagues wear masks. 0.99

00:02:11.000 Senator from Ohio.

00:02:12.000 I'd start by asking the presiding officer to please wear a mask as he speaks, and people below him are... I can't tell you what to do, but I know that the behavior... I don't wear a mask when I'm speaking, like most senators.

00:02:24.000 I don't need your instruction.

00:02:32.000 I want everyone to wear a mask, he says as he fiddles with it and moves it. 0.98

00:02:36.000 Again, while we're talking about science, please someone find me one scientific research paper that tells me your homemade cotton mask, your stupid single-ply cotton mask, makes any difference when not washed in a hospital commercial washing machine. 0.97

00:02:52.000 One. 0.99

00:02:54.000 One! 0.96

00:02:54.000 We'll wait. 0.96

00:02:55.000 It says right on there that they're not medical grade.

00:02:57.000 That's the best part.

00:02:58.000 It's like, this has nothing to do with medicine.

00:03:00.000 No, it's more than that.

00:03:01.000 It says, not intended to help.

00:03:03.000 Right.

00:03:03.000 In any way.

00:03:04.000 Basically, is what it says on the mask.

00:03:05.000 Not intended to prevent.

00:03:06.000 Well, it's like, basically, we've lied to you.

00:03:09.000 Hope you enjoy your unemployment check.

00:03:11.000 Oh, yeah.

00:03:11.000 In New York, they sell the shields, like, inside those little bodegas and everything.

00:03:16.000 It's like, yeah, this guy's on top of the medical world.

00:03:19.000 Go to him.

00:03:21.000 Get a kebab while you're there.

00:03:24.000 Go to the hospital.

00:03:25.000 You need to wear a mask.

00:03:26.000 No, it's okay.

00:03:27.000 My hobby is welding.

00:03:28.000 I'm good.

00:03:30.000 You buy Gerlin back.

00:03:33.000 Yes, yes.

00:03:34.000 That took, what, 30 seconds?

00:03:36.000 Speaking of a girl who was bought and paid for, there's been a calling now from Michigan State Rep to impeach Governor Whitmer because now she's going to have a... Don't say yes! 1.00

00:03:44.000 If we say yes to impeaching her, that we support it, then that means that we support her kidnapping and murder, according to the media.

00:03:49.000 It'll be really clear.

00:03:51.000 Impeach.

00:03:52.000 Good. 1.00

00:03:52.000 Killing. 1.00

00:03:53.000 Bad. 0.89

00:03:53.000 Very bad, yes. 0.89

00:03:54.000 Don't impeach.

00:03:55.000 Don't threaten.

00:03:56.000 I hope I've crystallized my thoughts for you.

00:03:58.000 Can't do any of it, I guess.

00:04:00.000 Somewhere there's a militiaman out there going like, you said it and I knew what you were thinking.

00:04:05.000 I'm going, no!

00:04:06.000 It's a dog whistle, man.

00:04:07.000 I heard it.

00:04:07.000 That's a bog horn.

00:04:09.000 Bog horn dog whistle.

00:04:13.000 What happened to Foghorn Leghorn?

00:04:14.000 He was funny with the turkey.

00:04:15.000 He was roosting.

00:04:16.000 He talked.

00:04:17.000 You remember him?

00:04:18.000 I fought him by a pool.

00:04:20.000 Alright, well, you sit tight. 1.00

00:04:22.000 I'm gonna go kill the governor. 1.00

00:04:23.000 I'm on my way. 1.00

00:04:25.000 So here's the thing.

00:04:26.000 They want him because three weeks, right?

00:04:27.000 Three week lockdown in the state of Michigan.

00:04:29.000 But here's a little graphic from Governor Whitmer that says open and I don't know if you can read that for me because I can't read it from the monitor.

00:04:35.000 Can one of you guys read open Her legs.

00:04:37.000 Not open.

00:04:39.000 Ow! 1.00

00:04:39.000 Can you guys see it? 1.00

00:04:39.000 No? 1.00

00:04:40.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:04:41.000 Okay, there we go.

00:04:41.000 So, uh, open.

00:04:43.000 Two household gathering.

00:04:44.000 High capacity.

00:04:45.000 What just happened here?

00:04:46.000 What's going on?

00:04:47.000 Bring it back up.

00:04:48.000 This is a horrible disaster.

00:04:49.000 We got a little preview.

00:04:50.000 Alright.

00:04:51.000 Retail open.

00:04:53.000 Preschool through 8th grade open.

00:04:55.000 Manufacturing where people cannot work from home.

00:04:57.000 Childcare, parks and outdoor recreation.

00:04:59.000 Not open.

00:05:00.000 High school, colleges and universities for in-person learning.

00:05:03.000 Workplaces who can work from home.

00:05:05.000 Restaurants, indoor dining, organized sports.

00:05:07.000 Does anyone notice a glaring omission there?

00:05:11.000 What's not on there?

00:05:14.000 Been a hot topic!

00:05:15.000 Hot Topic itself?

00:05:17.000 No, we don't want to hear about your corn t-shirt.

00:05:19.000 We get it.

00:05:19.000 It's a collection.

00:05:20.000 They still have Napoleon Dynamite stuff.

00:05:22.000 They still do.

00:05:23.000 Hey, where are my tots?

00:05:24.000 Vote for Pedro. 0.95

00:05:24.000 I don't like you and I hope someone burns down your Hot Topic. 0.95

00:05:28.000 I just hope you're not in it. 1.00

00:05:28.000 I hope it gets burned down and then you get burned later. 1.00

00:05:32.000 It's a church. 1.00

00:05:34.000 Churches!

00:05:35.000 There's no mention of church.

00:05:37.000 Not in open or closed.

00:05:38.000 You know why?

00:05:39.000 Or the chicken.

00:05:41.000 Because this broad wants other people to do her dirty work. 1.00

00:05:44.000 That's a question that a lot of people have, right?

00:05:46.000 The rebel now is a 75-year-old pastor who's holding small groups.

00:05:50.000 And I say this because I know churches in Michigan that have had their Board of Elder Busybodies telling them they can't host small groups of five or more in their own basements.

00:05:58.000 Why is that not mentioned, Governor Whitmer?

00:06:02.000 I think it's there.

00:06:06.000 I'm not sure anymore though.

00:06:07.000 It depends on how you interpret the law. 0.99

00:06:09.000 Freedom to worship can be interpreted as freedom to burn down Walgreens and shit. 0.98

00:06:16.000 There's also 12-step meetings that I go to. 0.99

00:06:18.000 We'll just call them that.

00:06:22.000 Those also have disappeared a little bit in the area.

00:06:28.000 After this quarantine and lockdown, most of those people are not coming back.

00:06:31.000 Especially if you started at the beginning, most of them aren't still there.

00:06:34.000 Most of them are on step zero.

00:06:36.000 Yeah, I mean Earth.

00:06:38.000 They're not going around making their apologies.

00:06:40.000 They're just backsliding.

00:06:42.000 Like Shadow and Homeward Bound.

00:06:44.000 Liquor store's open!

00:06:46.000 It really is.

00:06:49.000 We have a few things to get to, but by the way, hey, just to let you know before we move on, Subscribe obviously to the podcast, but we're in parlor now

00:06:55.000 Things aren't going so hot with Facebook. We'll have some new announcements, but you can follow Stephen Crowder on

00:07:02.000 parlor Because listen we all know where this is going and like I

00:07:05.000 said we're going to be on these territories on YouTube on parlor and Facebook Twitter as

00:07:09.000 long as we have a voice but Facebook is getting to the point where

00:07:12.000 We almost don't have a voice Still no answer on why they banned the election stream.

00:07:16.000 And of course, do support us at MugClubLivewithCrider.com slash MugClub.

00:07:20.000 Crider election stream still gives you $30 off.

00:07:22.000 It is what allows us to do this show.

00:07:23.000 Before we move on, we have Fraud Week, by the way.

00:07:25.000 We're going to continue Georgia today.

00:07:27.000 I know we're going to do Michigan on Thursday.

00:07:29.000 I think tomorrow we might have to hit Pennsylvania and Wisconsin or Pennsylvania and Nevada.

00:07:32.000 There's so much fraud, it's tough to fit in.

00:07:35.000 And there, I don't care what they're talking about on CNN, Joy Behar.

00:07:38.000 It's like Joy Behar, remove hydration.

00:07:40.000 Just bring that up so people get the reference.

00:07:42.000 It's hilarious.

00:07:42.000 Oh, you know what?

00:07:47.000 There's another story now.

00:07:48.000 There was an owner of a BMW, remember, who had the racist epithets that were spray-painted all over his car.

00:07:55.000 Well, it's actually time for this week's installment of Fake Hate Crimes! 0.99

00:08:00.000 Here's Bullshit! 0.99

00:08:04.000 Even with a beasting face, AudioWade's really good at this. 1.00

00:08:09.000 He nailed it!

00:08:10.000 Yeah, he's got it.

00:08:12.000 So this is the one.

00:08:12.000 It was in October.

00:08:14.000 The guy said that he had spray-painted racist and homophobic slurs on his car, but now he might be charged with actual insurance fraud because, turns out...

00:08:23.000 The guy did it himself.

00:08:26.000 Here's the clip from local news.

00:08:27.000 The DA's office has charged 18-year-old Clifton Yutze, as you may remember reports back in October, of a man whose SUV was spray-painted with racist, homophobic, and anti-Semitic graffiti while on Saranaca Avenue in the city.

00:08:40.000 Investigators now believe it was Yutze himself who did that to his own vehicle and faces seven years in prison.

00:08:47.000 Got him!

00:08:48.000 Maybe he just hates his father, and this was the most painful way he could come out.

00:08:52.000 I'll tell you, the General's not gonna like this.

00:08:55.000 For a good hate crime you can see online, go to the General!

00:09:00.000 Save some time!

00:09:01.000 Oh no, my rate is now $35.

00:09:01.000 My rate is now $35.

00:09:03.000 Yeah.

00:09:04.000 Just skyrocketed.

00:09:05.000 I hope you can compare rates in prison.

00:09:10.000 So, there you go.

00:09:11.000 Seven years.

00:09:12.000 What's the big deal?

00:09:13.000 No, no, no. 0.99

00:09:14.000 I think it's hilarious when stuff like this happens and you get caught for doing this crap. 0.96

00:09:17.000 It's also hilarious because he's going to go to prison after advertising. 0.99

00:09:20.000 Basically, his car was a wrap telling his future prison inmates that he's gay.

00:09:26.000 It's like, I'm coming!

00:09:28.000 Can you imagine, like, you're in the shower and they're asking you, like, what are you in for?

00:09:31.000 And it's like, murder, you know, assault.

00:09:33.000 I spray painted my car. 0.98

00:09:35.000 Oh man, my car had a bunch of racist and gay stuff written on it. 0.99

00:09:39.000 Like, oh man, that's horrible. 0.96

00:09:41.000 But it turns out I wrote it?

00:09:44.000 Oh, it turns out, but you wrote it though.

00:09:46.000 Yeah, it turns out.

00:09:47.000 But you knew that you wrote it.

00:09:49.000 Well, it turns out I did write it.

00:09:50.000 No, it didn't turn out because you knew you did write it.

00:09:53.000 I did.

00:09:54.000 It turned out to me that that happened. 0.97

00:09:56.000 Are you gay? 1.00

00:09:57.000 Yeah, I'm gay as hell. 1.00

00:09:58.000 And that was super homophobic. 0.99

00:09:59.000 Stuffed me in the shower. 0.93

00:10:02.000 Please stop talking.

00:10:03.000 I sprayed Vote Trump.

00:10:05.000 What'd you say?

00:10:08.000 No, like, it was supposed to be that they thought I... Oh, man.

00:10:13.000 Guess I'll go to the Aryan Brotherhood or something. 0.99

00:10:14.000 Let me go pick up my Irish Spring.

00:10:16.000 I don't know.

00:10:17.000 Irish Spring's so slippery.

00:10:17.000 Oh, man.

00:10:19.000 It's not vegetable.

00:10:20.000 This is one of them old slippery slopes.

00:10:22.000 I'm gonna be down here a while.

00:10:23.000 That has been this week's installment of Fake Hate Crimes. 1.00

00:10:30.000 There's bullshit! 0.97

00:10:36.000 Okay, question of the day is, what do you think is going on in Floyd County, Georgia? 0.99

00:10:38.000 We're going to get to that in a little bit.

00:10:41.000 And have you noticed the explanation for all these glitches?

00:10:43.000 And there are more glitches.

00:10:44.000 There have been many, many glitches where it's no longer a glitch in the system, it's a feature.

00:10:50.000 Where they always have a fall guy, a patsy, for the higher ups.

00:10:53.000 Like, ah, someone forgot to upload the clip.

00:10:55.000 It's always human error.

00:10:56.000 Yeah, it's always human error.

00:10:57.000 Always error.

00:10:58.000 But it's almost like we went to an automated system like Dominion to avoid human error.

00:11:03.000 But it seems like it might work.

00:11:04.000 Make it worse! 1.00

00:11:08.000 It's only the future of our republic. 0.99

00:11:11.000 Let's go to what we talked about, Whitmer, but there's a long list of Democrat hypocrites. 1.00

00:11:15.000 And I know, listen, everyone is a hypocrite. 0.99

00:11:17.000 I understand that you can point to Christians who are flawed, who are imperfect, like, hey, you think that adultery is wrong, but you look at naked pictures. 0.99

00:11:23.000 Okay, I got it.

00:11:23.000 Hey, you don't believe in drunkenness, but you got buzz at the Christmas party.

00:11:26.000 Sure, everyone is a hypocrite. 0.99

00:11:28.000 I understand that that's not an argument. 0.97

00:11:29.000 However, when you are legislating hypocrisy, That is detrimental to everyone else's livelihoods except for your own.

00:11:38.000 That is what we run into here with the current Democratic Party.

00:11:41.000 And I know saying, are you generalizing?

00:11:42.000 Yes, because all of them, all of them are a part of this with the exception of Lieberman.

00:11:45.000 And even then, I don't really know where he is.

00:11:49.000 California is going into another lockdown.

00:11:52.000 Where is Joe Lieberman?

00:11:53.000 Where in the world is he?

00:11:55.000 I'm here!

00:11:56.000 Nobody cares.

00:12:00.000 The lawmakers in California, as they go into a lockdown, they headed to Hawaii with lobbyists to stay at a luxury resort.

00:12:07.000 About a hundred people attended the conference on COVID lockdowns.

00:12:11.000 By the way, here's the thing.

00:12:12.000 I don't have a problem with it.

00:12:14.000 And I'm not a hypocrite because we never shut down.

00:12:16.000 We are not distancing at all.

00:12:18.000 I just licked Dave's headphones.

00:12:20.000 Is that what you want to call it?

00:12:25.000 Dave said, let me go get my iris spring.

00:12:27.000 It sure is slippery soap.

00:12:31.000 Again.

00:12:32.000 I dropped my headphones.

00:12:34.000 It's such a bad way to be coy.

00:12:36.000 This soap is so slippery.

00:12:38.000 Hey, you guys ever had soap that's too slippery?

00:12:41.000 Oh, I hate it.

00:12:42.000 Yeah, it would almost make the guy who's about to do that to you in jail like, you know, this is just uncomfortable.

00:12:46.000 You know, you gotta make me earn it.

00:12:48.000 Make me chase you a little bit.

00:12:51.000 I gotta feel like I'm taking something. 1.00

00:12:55.000 Just play hard to rape, I guess. 0.99

00:12:56.000 Oh, whoa! 0.99

00:12:57.000 Dignity, prolapse, something!

00:13:00.000 Can you fake cry?

00:13:02.000 Just pretend that a shower of water is your tears.

00:13:06.000 Just open your eyes and go, right in the eyes.

00:13:10.000 Let me rub some Irish Spring in your face. 1.00

00:13:11.000 There you go, it may hurt your eyes.

00:13:13.000 It makes it look painful.

00:13:15.000 Do Sally Fields' Oscar speech.

00:13:20.000 Not without my Irish spring!

00:13:24.000 Also, Alfred Molina's doing a hard time, so it all ties together.

00:13:27.000 Chicago Mayor Lori Lightfoot, too, by the way. 0.98

00:13:29.000 Let's go through a couple of hypocrites here. 0.98

00:13:31.000 Of course, first before that, Gavin Newsom, who everyone hates. 0.97

00:13:34.000 This is a great clip where he was actually attending a friend's birthday party.

00:13:38.000 And not just a birthday party at a house with Governor Whitmer, two or less.

00:13:42.000 Which, by the way, I guess two or less just means if you're married, that's it.

00:13:46.000 Pretty much.

00:13:46.000 You're just done.

00:13:48.000 Two or less, there's one round of that.

00:13:49.000 Yeah, you gotta make your kids sit outside.

00:13:51.000 Sorry kids, but that's okay.

00:13:53.000 I don't know if the rule applies to the tents that you put outside.

00:13:57.000 So Gavin Newsom attended a friend's birthday party, but it wasn't just at a house in a basement.

00:14:00.000 It was at an exclusive, of course, posh restaurant, as one does.

00:14:04.000 A few weeks ago, I was asked to go to a friend's 50th birthday.

00:14:09.000 A friend that had invited, well, I realized there's a little larger group.

00:14:12.000 The signer looks like Adam Conover in transition.

00:14:13.000 I should have stood up for the approval of the Gallagher audience, etc, etc.

00:14:20.000 But the spirit of what I'm preaching all the time was contradicted.

00:14:25.000 I need to preach and practice, not just preach and not practice.

00:14:30.000 And I've done my best to do that.

00:14:31.000 So when that happens, you pay the price, but you also own the mistake,

00:14:36.000 and you don't ever make it again.

00:14:37.000 And you have my word on that.

00:14:39.000 Ironically, preachers in California are now banned from practicing.

00:14:43.000 You know what's so off-putting about Gavin Newsom?

00:14:45.000 When he's admitting to a mistake, he's smiling.

00:14:47.000 Like his robot, someone did the little alien in his Men in Black head where they put on the face mask.

00:14:53.000 The face mask didn't tell him, like, don't smile. 0.88

00:14:54.000 He's like, so, uh, I was a hypocrite, and millions are suffering needlessly, and I need to do better. 0.96

00:15:01.000 Give us some fake tears, something! 0.96

00:15:03.000 Make me think that you care! 0.73

00:15:05.000 And do me a favor, don't act like you've never been to the French Laundry.

00:15:08.000 That's the restaurant that he went to in Napa Valley, a three-star Michelin restaurant.

00:15:11.000 It's tiny.

00:15:12.000 You can't get away from people.

00:15:14.000 You're boxed in like sardines.

00:15:16.000 You knew it was gonna happen.

00:15:17.000 He's been to French Laundry.

00:15:18.000 I have.

00:15:19.000 One time.

00:15:19.000 Good for you.

00:15:20.000 I didn't like it.

00:15:20.000 That's where you should play it down and say, no I haven't, I ate at McDonald's.

00:15:23.000 No one gives a rat's ass to an infected wino. 0.99

00:15:28.000 One of the perks of being in the wine business, don't hate me. 0.99

00:15:30.000 Next time, hold your muggot. 1.00

00:15:31.000 I'll throw some change in it.

00:15:32.000 The one-quarter seating is still pompous.

00:15:36.000 So then you have Chicago Mayor Lori Lightfoot. 0.93

00:15:39.000 So what did she do?

00:15:39.000 Of course, you have the crazy lockdowns in Chicago.

00:15:41.000 The wreck of Edmund Fitzgerald.

00:15:44.000 She partied in the streets, right?

00:15:46.000 She partied in the streets at election. 0.73

00:15:48.000 Then she issued a 30-day stay-at-home order prohibiting families from gathering in the home, which effectively means that Thanksgiving is canceled.

00:15:54.000 But she was caught on camera.

00:15:55.000 Here's how she justified it.

00:15:58.000 Less than a week ago, you went out and stood before a massive crowd who was celebrating Joe Biden's victory.

00:16:05.000 And now you're saying your city has to shut down.

00:16:08.000 How do you have one and not the other?

00:16:10.000 Well, look, I think that we've been saying all along, everybody has to take care.

00:16:15.000 Everybody has to take precaution.

00:16:17.000 I will tell you, in that big crowd a week ago, we had everybody was wearing masks.

00:16:22.000 Look, you can see the shot here.

00:16:24.000 Mask compliance in our city is actually up very, very high.

00:16:28.000 But yes, there are times when we actually do need to have a relief and come together, and I felt like that was one of those times.

00:16:35.000 Yeah, but she's saying mask wearing was high except for you.

00:16:39.000 Even if that were true, it doesn't matter.

00:16:41.000 But the only reason she had to address this is because she was actually captured on camera from a citizen journalist doing this.

00:16:46.000 Even worse, she was captured on film in this season's edition of River Monsters.

00:16:50.000 So that's something that seems... That's too bad.

00:16:52.000 And also, here's her new Animorphs cover.

00:16:55.000 So this is one that we're just, it's just all, it's a genre.

00:16:59.000 Available wherever books are sold.

00:17:01.000 It's uncanny!

00:17:03.000 The cat face.

00:17:03.000 It's terrible.

00:17:04.000 That's a fine addition.

00:17:05.000 Can't wait.

00:17:05.000 She does look like Beetlejuice.

00:17:07.000 She looks like the Howard Stern Beetlejuice and the Michael Keaton Beetlejuice became one person.

00:17:15.000 It's just amazing.

00:17:16.000 Just imagine having no accountability.

00:17:18.000 Just think about the Sherrod Brown berating Republicans.

00:17:21.000 Could you put on your mask?

00:17:23.000 She's in the streets of Chicago, surrounded by likely rioters, talking through a megaphone with nothing.

00:17:30.000 And she said everybody was wearing a mask.

00:17:32.000 No!

00:17:32.000 I saw like four or five people in that quick pan that were not wearing masks.

00:17:36.000 Occasionally though, you do need a release.

00:17:38.000 Like, church?

00:17:39.000 Think about that for a second.

00:17:40.000 No, no, no.

00:17:42.000 She needs a release. 0.96

00:17:43.000 You don't.

00:17:44.000 She needs a release. 0.96

00:17:45.000 The citizens of Chicago don't.

00:17:46.000 Let me put this in context really quickly.

00:17:48.000 I know we're having a good time.

00:17:50.000 It's a fun morning.

00:17:50.000 But our founding fathers left England.

00:17:54.000 They fought them off for less than this.

00:17:56.000 Think about it.

00:17:57.000 They were blowing people's heads off with muskets because they wanted to add half a shilling tax to their tattlies. 0.98

00:18:03.000 And they're telling you now that you cannot celebrate Christmas or Thanksgiving?

00:18:08.000 No, I'm not saying go out there and start using muskets, right? 0.98

00:18:11.000 No.

00:18:12.000 We have far more effective weaponry.

00:18:14.000 What I'm saying is, and this might get removed, don't comply.

00:18:17.000 If I'm in Michigan, I wouldn't comply.

00:18:19.000 Have your Thanksgiving.

00:18:20.000 Have your Christmas.

00:18:21.000 If they can go out in the streets and they can riot, I tell you what, you can comply when every single rioter, protester in the streets who commits a crime is behind bars.

00:18:30.000 Flamin' it! 0.92

00:18:31.000 How about that?

00:18:31.000 Yeah, and by the way, Whitmer, as soon as you guys are punished for trying to go and get your boat and go to the lake house that you own when you told everybody else in Michigan that they could not do that, then we'll comply.

00:18:41.000 If you hold yourself to the same standard, maybe we'll comply.

00:18:44.000 Yeah, there's also something, was it in Michigan, where you can't let your pets go out in public?

00:18:48.000 I'm not supposed to let Joe Louis go out?

00:18:50.000 No, I mean, we're having Thanksgiving in Michigan and it's gonna happen.

00:18:54.000 Yeah, I know, but that's because you're a rebel!

00:18:56.000 Yes, well... You're like James Dean!

00:18:58.000 You're gonna drive off a cliff! 1.00

00:18:59.000 I'm gonna wear the red jacket and get beheaded by my convertible. 1.00

00:19:02.000 Well, that sucks. 0.99

00:19:05.000 That's a really bad day. 0.98

00:19:06.000 Yeah, it's not good.

00:19:08.000 It's not a good Thanksgiving.

00:19:09.000 He looked so cool while he was doing it, though.

00:19:11.000 Yeah, yeah, okay, well... The jacket wasn't red before.

00:19:14.000 Mom and Dad, you're tearing me apart!

00:19:16.000 I'm going for a drive!

00:19:19.000 And now he's Sleepy Hollow.

00:19:22.000 What was he quoted to say?

00:19:24.000 Live like there's no tomorrow and good thing.

00:19:26.000 Yeah, good thing.

00:19:27.000 The car that I bought, when I bought my first car was a Ford Taurus.

00:19:31.000 My second car, my first car was a Datsun.

00:19:32.000 I bought it for $4,000 from an old man who had cataracts.

00:19:35.000 It was like brand new, showroom new inside.

00:19:37.000 I walk into this place for my Ford Taurus, a 2004 Ford Taurus, And I walk past multi-million dollar cars.

00:19:44.000 One of them, someone can correct me on this, one of the, was it a Ferrari Spyder that James Dean had?

00:19:49.000 Was it a Porsche?

00:19:50.000 I don't know.

00:19:50.000 But there were only like 14 made.

00:19:51.000 He had a Spyder.

00:19:52.000 He had a lot 11, and I walked past lot 12.

00:19:55.000 The guy who owned this old Taurus did custom work and had, he was like a crazy mechanic, had this custom shop, but he drove an old Taurus, and then he took the bus because he was like, I can drive!

00:20:07.000 They said, you're blind.

00:20:08.000 He's like, all right, I'll take this, I'm taking the bus!

00:20:12.000 Just like that.

00:20:13.000 He complied.

00:20:15.000 Not that it's necessarily relevant, but I tell you what is relevant. It is time now to get to this installment of Fraud

00:20:20.000 Week!

00:20:21.000 There you go Installments all week, by the way.

00:20:31.000 Today is Georgia.

00:20:33.000 I know Thursday is Michigan.

00:20:34.000 Tomorrow is Pennsylvania and another state.

00:20:35.000 The best thing you can do is comment if you like this segment and let us know what else we should be looking into.

00:20:40.000 So, Georgia voter fraud.

00:20:42.000 The interesting thing about this is that it changed last night.

00:20:44.000 Yes, it did.

00:20:45.000 I had this segment kind of prepared.

00:20:46.000 We run it down because people say there's no evidence of fraud.

00:20:51.000 Tens of thousands?

00:20:52.000 We say people, media.

00:20:54.000 Media says there's no evidence.

00:20:55.000 But then there was another change last night, and I want to make sure, it was in Floyd County.

00:20:58.000 They finished a hand recount.

00:21:00.000 And by the way, it's not a full auditing in Georgia.

00:21:03.000 It's a BS recount.

00:21:03.000 They're not actually counting signatures on ballots.

00:21:05.000 So the fact that they found anything surprised me.

00:21:07.000 They found, whoops, another 26, over 2,600 votes.

00:21:12.000 New, uncounted votes.

00:21:14.000 The vast, the significant majority of which, of course, went to Donald Trump.

00:21:17.000 What a coincidence.

00:21:18.000 And of course, like all Georgia counties, they use Dominion voting system!

00:21:23.000 Dominion voting system.

00:21:24.000 But, of course, they find a fall guy, and according to them, just like the glitch in Michigan with the 6,000 vote thing, they said, well, someone didn't update the software.

00:21:31.000 In this case, they say that someone, quote, forgot to upload a memory card with the vote.

00:21:36.000 Was that a flash?

00:21:37.000 Hold on a second.

00:21:38.000 Why do you need someone to upload a me... What is the point?

00:21:41.000 It's an automated system.

00:21:42.000 Why don't you just hand count ballots then at that point?

00:21:46.000 Either you have a foolproof system to eliminate fraud, or you have people from both parties and accountability to eliminate fraud. 0.51

00:21:53.000 You are a miracle, Dominion Enthusiast, because you managed to hybridize it, only taking the shitty parts that guarantee fraud!

00:22:01.000 They should have just asked for one of the... for a SIM card from one of the cameras that people weren't allowed to use.

00:22:08.000 You're not using them, so... Hey, mind if we grab that memory card?

00:22:10.000 Can we grab that memory card?

00:22:11.000 Oops.

00:22:12.000 Whoops.

00:22:13.000 So we have a system.

00:22:14.000 Is it better?

00:22:15.000 Not really.

00:22:15.000 How'd you snap that memory card with your fingers?

00:22:16.000 You have good grip strength.

00:22:17.000 I can rip up a frying pan.

00:22:18.000 Wanna see that?

00:22:19.000 Oh, wow.

00:22:19.000 He's a strong man from the 20s.

00:22:21.000 It's my job.

00:22:21.000 What were you about to say?

00:22:22.000 He's on another guy's back.

00:22:23.000 I already said we're good.

00:22:24.000 Oh, okay.

00:22:25.000 I always noticed, too, there's always a fall guy.

00:22:27.000 Do you notice this trend?

00:22:28.000 It's always like, oh no, it's not the system.

00:22:29.000 Because we're talking about another glitch with thousands of votes, and there hasn't been a single one with thousands of votes to this level that has gone in Trump's favor.

00:22:39.000 So that's another thing.

00:22:40.000 We have the glitch in Michigan, right?

00:22:41.000 There was also another one, I think it was in Connecticut, a Republican just won.

00:22:44.000 I don't know if they were using Dominion voter systems.

00:22:46.000 That seat switched.

00:22:47.000 We had that person who conceded in Michigan, who then won by a thousand votes, that Republican who had conceded, who had the 6,000 vote switch, and this is just another example.

00:22:54.000 Just last night, 2,600 new votes found.

00:22:59.000 I don't know how that happens. 0.99

00:23:00.000 Well, the system didn't count them, because this asshole didn't upload the card. 0.99

00:23:05.000 That's your system? 0.99

00:23:08.000 We're supposed to have confidence in the current state of our electorate and you're like, ah!

00:23:12.000 Well listen, this is the most, remember they came out and said this was the most secure election of our lifetime.

00:23:16.000 What if someone forgets a SIM card?

00:23:18.000 We're screwed. 0.92

00:23:21.000 God forbid! 0.98

00:23:23.000 It's either a glitch or it's human error.

00:23:28.000 It's like the movie Election, you just slide the SIM card into the trash.

00:23:31.000 Let's try to avoid the crosstalk.

00:23:34.000 You're not the view here, boys.

00:23:35.000 Hold on, Biden is talking about something.

00:23:37.000 Biden is talking about the task force.

00:23:39.000 Hasn't talked about the White House transition.

00:23:41.000 That's right, because there won't be one.

00:23:44.000 Uh, this is also important, by the way.

00:23:46.000 This number, I don't know if you noticed, it's 6% of the vote from the county.

00:23:49.000 Oh, wow.

00:23:50.000 Right?

00:23:50.000 Fulton County, uh, or sorry, this is Floyd County.

00:23:53.000 Floyd County, it's 5-6%.

00:23:55.000 They only have 30-something thousand people in the county.

00:23:57.000 So 6% of the vote.

00:23:58.000 I thought that the media said there's never a difference in any kind of recount.

00:24:02.000 They used words.

00:24:03.000 We showed them on air.

00:24:04.000 Maybe 4 to maybe 100 votes.

00:24:06.000 They said maybe like 0.1%.

00:24:07.000 How about 6?

00:24:09.000 How about 6%?

00:24:11.000 And keep that in mind that all Virginia, sorry, all Georgia voting system, they use Dominion.

00:24:18.000 So in Fulton County, for example, 6%, 5 to 6% would be over 30,000 votes.

00:24:23.000 If it happened in Kadalb County, that's one of the counties that obviously is in question, 22,000.

00:24:28.000 That seems like a lot.

00:24:29.000 And Georgia, what's the spread down to?

00:24:31.000 14,000?

00:24:31.000 Let's just assume it's not a glitch, even though these glitches have happened with this system across the country.

00:24:39.000 The only constant in Michigan, in places like Wisconsin, is Dominion.

00:24:44.000 That's the only constant that we have, but they want you to believe that, well, it's actually a person who didn't upload the card.

00:24:50.000 Well, let's hope that doesn't happen anywhere else in the United States.

00:24:52.000 I know, right?

00:24:53.000 And so CNN has spent all morning, and Alison Camerota even said, they've done this recount and they have come out and most, she said, most counties exactly the same.

00:25:01.000 Are you telling me she didn't have access to this information where it's 2,600 votes that were not counted at all, period?

00:25:07.000 And by the way, you know what's hilarious?

00:25:08.000 The election chair, the person, sorry, the election director was forced to step down.

00:25:12.000 And I know that sounds like, well, okay, that makes sense, but think about it.

00:25:16.000 That person was fired from a job they volunteered for that doesn't exist anymore.

00:25:22.000 It's like, don't show up to work.

00:25:23.000 I wasn't.

00:25:24.000 There's no work.

00:25:24.000 And we're not going to pay you.

00:25:25.000 You didn't pay me anyway.

00:25:27.000 Why are you calling me?

00:25:30.000 This is important.

00:25:33.000 I want you to know. 1.00

00:25:34.000 Matter of fact, go piss in that carpet so I can rub your face in it on television. 1.00

00:25:39.000 Fires have a volunteer job that doesn't exist anymore. 0.99

00:25:42.000 That's how severe this was.

00:25:44.000 Isn't my job gone and over?

00:25:45.000 Yes, but we still need you to step down from it.

00:25:47.000 I don't understand.

00:25:48.000 We need to blame you.

00:25:49.000 That's all.

00:25:53.000 If you could come back and be rehired for a moment so that we can then fire you, that'd be great.

00:25:57.000 It'd just make us feel good.

00:25:58.000 We need to blame someone specifically, okay?

00:26:02.000 We'd prefer you.

00:26:03.000 Yeah, if you could turn that confused face into a crying face, that'd be really helpful for us.

00:26:08.000 That'd be perfect.

00:26:09.000 Come to the shower, I'll show you.

00:26:13.000 So they were using Dominion again.

00:26:14.000 There's always a fall.

00:26:15.000 There's a fall person in Michigan.

00:26:17.000 By the way, just so you know, for some reason I panicked.

00:26:18.000 I thought my gun fell out of its holster.

00:26:20.000 No.

00:26:20.000 Something fell.

00:26:20.000 It was a monitor here or something.

00:26:22.000 Oh, okay.

00:26:22.000 In case people are saying that I'm not practicing good firearm safety.

00:26:25.000 It's just expensive.

00:26:25.000 It's right here.

00:26:27.000 Everyone can see it.

00:26:28.000 Okay.

00:26:29.000 Three other Georgia counties, by the way, using Dominion voting software, they reported glitches.

00:26:32.000 So again, not the biggest ones yet, but the glitch is Spaulding County, Morgan County, Gwinnett County.

00:26:37.000 The Republican Chairman David Schaffer reported Fulton County workers, by the way, here's another example of something that went on separate from Dominion, reported that county workers sent poll watchers home on election night, and that makes sense because we were watching election night.

00:26:48.000 They said we're going to resume counting at 9 a.m., and instead they sent poll watchers home and resumed counting in secret.

00:26:54.000 That alone is enough to throw out the vote.

00:26:55.000 People don't understand.

00:26:56.000 That alone throws out the vote because there can be no confidence in it.

00:27:00.000 If you tell poll watchers to go home and you keep counting, it's done!

00:27:04.000 It's done!

00:27:04.000 That's it!

00:27:05.000 Re-count, re-vote, period.

00:27:07.000 And I'm sorry, you had people that voted in there that their vote should count, but there are rules for a reason.

00:27:11.000 We have to be able to trust in our elections and when you violate those rules, you have to throw out those ballots because there is no way for us to separate those and go, which ones are real, which ones are not.

00:27:19.000 Why are you trying to disenfranchise minorities?

00:27:21.000 No.

00:27:21.000 I'm trying to make sure that we have an accurate... I love how he defends himself.

00:27:24.000 It makes it worse on you when you defend yourself.

00:27:26.000 I am not! 0.94

00:27:26.000 Just go along with it, otherwise you're a racist. 0.94

00:27:31.000 I'm not sure that makes sense.

00:27:33.000 Well, I am.

00:27:34.000 Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha 0.59

00:27:39.000 The worst thing you can do is defend and apologize when someone's razzing you.

00:27:42.000 Like, you're not a... Yeah, there's a racist guy over here.

00:27:45.000 No!

00:27:46.000 Hold on.

00:27:46.000 Beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep.

00:27:48.000 Yep.

00:27:49.000 Hey, hey, Therone, can you talk to them, Zieg?

00:27:52.000 Honey, can you throw away my copies of the Turner Diaries?

00:27:58.000 While you're at it, all the Henry Ford documents that we have that he sends to the Fuhrer, those could reflect poorly.

00:28:04.000 You know the ones that I don't agree with?

00:28:08.000 The ones that I hate read.

00:28:11.000 Take those off of my bedside table, please.

00:28:14.000 Also my reading light.

00:28:15.000 It's for research.

00:28:15.000 It's for research!

00:28:16.000 Also, you know what?

00:28:17.000 While you're at it, play it safe.

00:28:18.000 Just also erase the digital copies on my Kindle.

00:28:20.000 I don't need that.

00:28:24.000 Redundancy.

00:28:25.000 Something about uploading a SIM card.

00:28:27.000 By the way, hit the notification bell if you're subscribed on YouTube, because subscriptions don't mean a whole lot.

00:28:31.000 Notifications let you know when a new segment goes up.

00:28:33.000 And of course, we broadcast live Monday through Thursday, Good Morning Mug Club, 10 a.m.

00:28:36.000 The best thing you can do is just comment, like this video, and let us know what you think.

00:28:36.000 Eastern.

00:28:40.000 So here's another example of Georgia voter fraud.

00:28:43.000 Moving on from Dominion, which, again, is enough.

00:28:46.000 In the June primary, Secretary of State Brad... I always get his name wrong.

00:28:48.000 Brad Raffensperger?

00:28:50.000 Something.

00:28:50.000 I don't know.

00:28:51.000 The guy's a dick. 0.99

00:28:52.000 He said that 1,000 residents voted twice by submitting absentee ballots and then voting in person. 0.99

00:28:59.000 This was in the June primary.

00:29:00.000 It's not supposed to be possible.

00:29:01.000 So that happened back then.

00:29:03.000 And now he's saying, well, you know, we're going to do the count.

00:29:04.000 We're not going to see.

00:29:05.000 They're not doing an actual audit.

00:29:07.000 This is political theater, the recount in Georgia.

00:29:11.000 If you're going to do a recount, do an actual recount.

00:29:13.000 You see, Wisconsin said, well, it's going to cost you over $7 million, Donald Trump, if you want to do a recount.

00:29:19.000 So hold on a second.

00:29:23.000 Isn't that the job?

00:29:24.000 Like if we're going to talk about the separation of powers, right, and I understand we go back and forth, there should be kind of a federal standardized form of voting because it is a federal election, but they give this authority to states and counties and they handle them in different ways.

00:29:37.000 But if that is the case, then you should also assume the responsibility if there are glitches further than the eye can see.

00:29:43.000 But instead of saying we're not going to handle it, it's 20,000 votes.

00:29:46.000 Yeah.

00:29:47.000 If there is some kind of process where you say, look, there have been problems, you have to do a count because of these irregularities.

00:29:53.000 We didn't cause the irregularities, you did.

00:29:55.000 Your county officials did.

00:29:57.000 It's not our fault.

00:29:57.000 Here's number five, an example where we're going through voting, just voter fraud.

00:30:01.000 Again, all the links are available at LoudEarthCrowder.com.

00:30:03.000 We'll have in the description, we'll have the link to the specific articles so you guys can have all these sources and share them and research them for yourselves.

00:30:10.000 You know, we talked about how nationally mail-in ballots were accepted at 30 times the rate.

00:30:14.000 Of the 2016 election.

00:30:16.000 Well, in Georgia specifically, so in Fulton County, they've had a rejection rate of mail-in ballots of only 0.4%.

00:30:21.000 0.4%.

00:30:21.000 Which, in a vacuum, doesn't sound like a whole lot.

00:30:23.000 In 2016, it was over 10 times that.

00:30:24.000 It was 5.77%.

00:30:24.000 In a vacuum, doesn't sound like a whole lot.

00:30:27.000 In 2016, it was over 10 times that.

00:30:29.000 It was 5.77%.

00:30:32.000 Which, by the way, is also 5.77% more likely than you catching COVID twice.

00:30:38.000 But so the- So in other words, throughout history,

00:30:44.000 a lot of mail-in ballots were rejected because they didn't have signatures.

00:30:47.000 They were potentially fraudulent.

00:30:48.000 The signatures didn't match.

00:30:49.000 But for some reason, now, all of a sudden, particularly the ones that come in in the dead of night,

00:30:53.000 10 to 12 times the rate of acceptance.

00:30:55.000 Nationally, 30 times the rate of acceptance.

00:30:57.000 The only reason that's the case.

00:30:59.000 Just to be clear, we talked yesterday about how Elizabeth Warren, Klobuchar, they were all bitching about voter fraud and the potential with Dominion voter systems.

00:31:04.000 We've talked about this in the past where there's been a rejection rate that's always at least in the single percentages, not in the decimals, right?

00:31:11.000 Always in the past.

00:31:12.000 The only reason that now they're all being accepted is because of politicization and they want you to believe that if all mail-in ballots are not accepted, if all absentee ballots are not accepted, if all unrequested mail-in ballots are not accepted, that people's votes don't count.

00:31:23.000 They never cared about it before!

00:31:26.000 They didn't even require, it was never an issue before to have poll watchers.

00:31:29.000 It was never an issue to go, oh, this doesn't have the same signature, we're rejecting it.

00:31:32.000 They rejected them at 10 times the rate in Georgia, 30 times nationally.

00:31:37.000 Yeah.

00:31:37.000 And I guarantee you right now, if Donald Trump was winning by these slim margins and it was a 5% rejectance rate, they'd be going back into that and saying, no, no, no, no, no, you threw out too many votes.

00:31:45.000 Of course.

00:31:45.000 You know, you got to get that number down.

00:31:47.000 Fair game.

00:31:48.000 I think we should be throwing out more votes.

00:31:50.000 Oh yeah.

00:31:51.000 And I don't believe in recycling!

00:31:52.000 Nope. 1.00

00:31:52.000 Oh, jerk. 1.00

00:31:53.000 It's worse for the environment, and it smells to high- No, it's- Recycling is more expensive, worse for the environment. 1.00

00:31:57.000 It is, but you'd be in jail in California for saying that.

00:31:59.000 Well, I don't care.

00:32:00.000 Gavin- What's Gavin Newsom gonna do?

00:32:01.000 Take you out to dinner.

00:32:02.000 He's gonna- He's gonna duck out of one of his parties?

00:32:04.000 With all his queer party friends? 1.00

00:32:06.000 Oh, jeez. 0.96

00:32:07.000 They are strange.

00:32:09.000 Oh, they are very strange people.

00:32:10.000 Yeah, strange people.

00:32:11.000 Out of the ordinary.

00:32:12.000 Nice, wide-open party.

00:32:14.000 If Gavin Newsom comes knocking on your door, you just go, what happened to all your queer party friends?

00:32:23.000 They're inside.

00:32:26.000 You can join us.

00:32:27.000 There's plenty of Irish spring to go around.

00:32:30.000 Limbo in.

00:32:32.000 Fulton County, by the way, they stopped counting.

00:32:35.000 Fulton County, one of the biggest counties in Georgia.

00:32:36.000 We've talked about them before.

00:32:38.000 Here's another thing, too.

00:32:39.000 So we've given you examples of acceptance rates, rejection rates, the glitches in Dominion, right, that we've seen people vote twice in the primaries.

00:32:46.000 And this is one that's just kind of fun, but it also is relevant.

00:32:49.000 They stopped counting on election night for hours because a pipe burst.

00:32:54.000 Oh no.

00:32:56.000 So sad.

00:32:56.000 A pipe burst.

00:32:57.000 But then when Donald Trump filed a records request, they could provide no official record of the reason that the voting stopped.

00:33:05.000 And this is, by the way, separate from the fact that there are certain machines that just shut down for hours.

00:33:09.000 We've talked about that yesterday.

00:33:10.000 They were able, though, to clog the pipe with a ton of Trump stuff.

00:33:14.000 That was what it was, yeah.

00:33:15.000 They solved the problem.

00:33:17.000 Yes, there we go.

00:33:17.000 You've heard of ballot stuffing?

00:33:19.000 Now we're pipe stuffing with the stuffing ballots! 1.00

00:33:21.000 It's like the inception of stuffing shit! 1.00

00:33:24.000 We fixed your thing! 1.00

00:33:28.000 A bird in the hand is better than two bushes!

00:33:33.000 That old phrase.

00:33:35.000 So there was no official records of the pipe bursting.

00:33:37.000 That was the excuse they gave.

00:33:39.000 So this is some information the media will never tell you.

00:33:41.000 That enough to me is evidence of fraud.

00:33:43.000 If you had someone watching your house, and you came home and your house was absolutely destroyed and there was water damage, you said, what happened?

00:33:50.000 They said, the pipe burst.

00:33:51.000 You're like, oh.

00:33:53.000 And then there's no actual pipe that's burst.

00:33:55.000 You find out he just fell asleep drunk in the bathtub and flooded your top floor, which did happen to me.

00:34:00.000 Thanks, Jeff!

00:34:02.000 You would be suspicious!

00:34:04.000 But the thing is, we have journalists on the ground, and actually we do have the exclusive of... We want to be fair and balanced.

00:34:09.000 The pipe did burst.

00:34:10.000 of Boats that will never get back.

00:34:10.000 We have the exclusive.

00:34:22.000 Well shot!

00:34:24.000 I think.

00:34:25.000 Totally believable.

00:34:26.000 And then here's some cuts.

00:34:29.000 It's about as believable as what they sent the lawyer.

00:34:33.000 It's like, hold on a second, in Pipe Burst I don't see any kind of a font, but something about slick shoes?

00:34:38.000 What is this?

00:34:39.000 Any clip from Problem Child would seem equal.

00:34:45.000 Look who's talking.

00:34:46.000 Three.

00:34:47.000 By the way, here's something else, too.

00:34:48.000 This is something that hasn't been reported a lot, and this is circumstantial, but you can find this at Town Hall.

00:34:53.000 Again, you can find it at Lighthouse Crowder.

00:34:54.000 All the links now will be provided on the website.

00:34:56.000 During a recount, there was a monitor who heard three miscalled votes in three minutes.

00:35:01.000 All of them were Trump votes for Biden.

00:35:04.000 So this person, they call him out and go, Biden!

00:35:07.000 Biden! 0.89

00:35:09.000 Biden! 0.89

00:35:09.000 And the person says, wait, wait, hold on, that's for Trump. 0.89

00:35:12.000 And the person went around to whatever it was, the election director said, hey, there's some issues going on here. 0.99

00:35:16.000 So the election director went over and spoke to this person and said, I'm on the taxpayer dime and this asshole is coming around watching me. 0.98

00:35:22.000 Almost like we need to keep our representatives accountable. 0.99

00:35:26.000 So three times, and again, no example.

00:35:29.000 Now, if there were any stories coming from the left.

00:35:31.000 None.

00:35:32.000 Any!

00:35:32.000 Any stories of counters out there, ballot counters, people pro- Any stories, people on the left, anyone out there, CNN, Brian Stelter, anyone on, I guess there's really no leftists on YouTube or worthy adversaries anymore, but anyone have stories of someone calling out Trump when it was a Biden vote?

00:35:46.000 Three times in three minutes.

00:35:47.000 Let us know.

00:35:48.000 And in the middle of the night at 4.45 in the morning, which is, that's a lot of minutes!

00:35:52.000 Yes it is.

00:35:52.000 Yes it is, yeah.

00:35:53.000 And you know, it's like rollover minutes!

00:35:55.000 Well, if somebody was 20 feet away, Steven, it's fine.

00:35:58.000 20 feet away?

00:35:59.000 Yeah, you could totally call that out.

00:36:01.000 They've got binoculars, they're good.

00:36:03.000 We should pay these people.

00:36:05.000 Oh.

00:36:07.000 I think, well, many of them are paid by the Democratic Party.

00:36:09.000 That's true, good point.

00:36:11.000 Not so much paid as they are rewarded in blunt tools.

00:36:14.000 That's true.

00:36:15.000 To inflict trauma.

00:36:16.000 In a box of bricks.

00:36:17.000 But what do you, I mean, when people say no, what were you about to say, they're audio-aided?

00:36:20.000 I was just going to say, now we know why they were so mad at the Russians, because hacking our elections is their job. 0.99

00:36:24.000 Oh wow, yeah!

00:36:25.000 Get to do your job!

00:36:26.000 This is our thing!

00:36:27.000 That's our thing, yeah yeah.

00:36:28.000 No one.

00:36:29.000 How can we not do our job?

00:36:30.000 Well maybe I wouldn't have to do your job if you did properly first time.

00:36:36.000 Like a mistress.

00:36:37.000 Maybe I wouldn't have to please your man if you could do.

00:36:40.000 I do better.

00:36:41.000 Sort of counter-clockwise swirl, he likes it.

00:36:45.000 The whole thing goes inside mouth.

00:36:48.000 He'd be clean, my gosh.

00:36:51.000 Which is ironic, because you Americans are one with big mouth, but we know how to keep secrets. 0.99

00:36:57.000 I wait in bread line as little girl for hours.

00:37:01.000 Still speak like a man. 0.96

00:37:02.000 I wait for two weeks to get non-stretch Lois jeans.

00:37:09.000 They look good on me.

00:37:11.000 Look good.

00:37:12.000 They come up to over my navel. 0.99

00:37:15.000 I will play hockey and slice throat. 0.99

00:37:20.000 High-sticking? 0.92

00:37:21.000 It's all high-sticking when we play in Soviet Russia.

00:37:24.000 No, it's true.

00:37:25.000 This is amazing.

00:37:26.000 They talk about Russian interference in the election.

00:37:29.000 People were furious for 3,000 ads to the tune of $10,000 in Facebook ads last election.

00:37:37.000 That's all they had, by the way.

00:37:39.000 No connection to the Trump family.

00:37:40.000 But in this case, You have thousands of votes!

00:37:43.000 This is an example.

00:37:45.000 The Glitz was caught in Michigan with 6,000 votes.

00:37:47.000 Well, hold on a second.

00:37:48.000 That may have only been caught because of an honest elector, by the way, who was going up against the stream, against the system of people who were trying to suppress votes, of people who were trying to stuff ballots.

00:37:59.000 And this person wasn't there at 4.45 in the morning.

00:38:01.000 God only knows if there was anyone there at that point.

00:38:03.000 But now here in Georgia, we actually have an example of this only being caught from a recount that isn't even really a total canvas or auditing.

00:38:10.000 Right.

00:38:11.000 Exactly.

00:38:11.000 And so the whole point of this is that when you have an irregularity, and that's why we bring it up so many times, that is a sign that you need to investigate to make sure that you catch these kinds of things.

00:38:19.000 And when I see CNN and Jake Tapper tweeted out something the other day, there was like, what, a couple hundred votes in Arizona that switched.

00:38:25.000 And he was like, yeah, so he still won Arizona by like, you know, whatever, 15,000 votes.

00:38:28.000 And I'm like, that's not the point.

00:38:30.000 The point is they shouldn't switch.

00:38:32.000 Right.

00:38:32.000 They shouldn't switch in the first place.

00:38:33.000 This is just what we caught.

00:38:34.000 And do you know how we know they shouldn't switch?

00:38:36.000 Or at least why we thought they shouldn't switch?

00:38:38.000 You told me.

00:38:39.000 You told me, Jake, that recounts are just an exercise in futility, that you said 0.1% to maybe 0.4% historically.

00:38:46.000 You used the words 4% to, I don't remember, something hundred.

00:38:49.000 You said maybe it might switch like 4% to maybe like... 2600?

00:38:55.000 And again, this is not one that was caught before the election was called, which by the way is already preemptively called.

00:39:01.000 This is one that was only caught after when there was a recount and they've done everything possible to make sure that there is no accountability in this recount.

00:39:07.000 So what does it take?

00:39:08.000 When people say there's no evidence, do you mean there's no evidence that someone has a stick and a handkerchief and is riding the trails, riding the trains with your ballots?

00:39:20.000 Is this not proof?

00:39:22.000 Several thousand that just got found?

00:39:25.000 Nothing in the media?

00:39:27.000 I guess my question is, what does it take?

00:39:29.000 If not thousands in different counties in different states, what does it take at this point where you say, we hand recount every single county in the United States, period.

00:39:38.000 Here's what it takes.

00:39:38.000 Apparently nothing.

00:39:40.000 I mean, really, it just seems that they don't care.

00:39:42.000 Would it take several hundred thousand that you have to find, which, by the way, you'll never be able to find because they won't allow you to do the recounts?

00:39:47.000 Like, this was accident—and they really didn't want us to find anything!

00:39:51.000 $2,600! 0.99

00:39:51.000 You know, when they heard $2,600, someone went, shit! 0.99

00:39:56.000 Yeah, exactly. 0.99

00:39:57.000 You know what it takes?

00:39:57.000 It takes Joe Biden losing.

00:40:00.000 That's what it takes.

00:40:00.000 For the media to push this, for anybody to push a recount, it takes Joe Biden losing, and them saying, no, that's not real.

00:40:06.000 This can't happen again.

00:40:07.000 Or Al Gore in Florida.

00:40:08.000 Right.

00:40:09.000 Think about it.

00:40:09.000 Kevin Costner, that HBO documentary on the whole recount thing.

00:40:13.000 And they never tell you.

00:40:14.000 They had 37 days, and Al Gore only wanted to recount three counties.

00:40:17.000 They're like, OK, you wanted to recount in Florida.

00:40:18.000 All right, we'll do it.

00:40:19.000 And then he's like, no, no, no, I just want to do Miami-Dade and this county.

00:40:22.000 And they're like, well, hold on, we should do all counties.

00:40:23.000 No, no, no, no, no, we just want to recount three counties.

00:40:25.000 This one and this one, like, well, if we count the other ones, I think this isn't going to go well for you.

00:40:29.000 I would say that's circumstantial.

00:40:30.000 Just three counties, and we didn't hear about the end of it.

00:40:34.000 We want to talk about not accepting an election.

00:40:35.000 They still haven't accepted the results of the 2000 election.

00:40:38.000 Hillary Clinton, I don't believe, has conceded.

00:40:41.000 She still hasn't even sent out a proxy to concede.

00:40:43.000 And she's told Biden not to concede, no matter what.

00:40:47.000 That's the deal.

00:40:48.000 That changed.

00:40:49.000 The minute that Trump lost, it changed.

00:40:51.000 It changed at the same time when they said it's going to take months to know the results.

00:40:54.000 Right!

00:40:55.000 And all of it changed at about 4.44 a.m.

00:40:58.000 Yeah.

00:40:59.000 Three days in a row.

00:41:00.000 With a graph that was doing this and then went whoop!

00:41:02.000 For Joe Biden.

00:41:04.000 You want to talk about no accountability with the poll watchers, now Democrats are saying, well actually poll watchers were allowed, but if they can't see it, look.

00:41:10.000 It doesn't matter, yeah.

00:41:12.000 This is the media, right?

00:41:13.000 This is an entertainment show, politics of course, but this is media.

00:41:17.000 Okay, so we were covering the election, more people were watching it here than on any of the main networks that night, certainly on their online streams, right?

00:41:23.000 It was unbelievable, we thank you so much, we're incredibly appreciative.

00:41:26.000 We weren't granted the ability to cover the election.

00:41:30.000 We were all strapped in to do it all night until the results.

00:41:33.000 The only reason that we called it was because they said, all right, we're not going to do any more counting.

00:41:37.000 We're going to start at 9 a.m.

00:41:38.000 So we, the media, weren't allowed access and that just means an up-to-date count.

00:41:42.000 You told us it was shutting down and you started it back an hour and 15 minutes later.

00:41:47.000 So why would we believe that you actually want transparency in the process and had any poll watchers?

00:41:52.000 Because we weren't allowed to do our job.

00:41:54.000 Yeah, exactly.

00:41:54.000 I find that nothing strange happens in the middle of the night when you swear you're not doing anything wrong.

00:42:00.000 Especially in Detroit or Flint, right?

00:42:02.000 Oh, it's never seen it.

00:42:03.000 Never done it myself.

00:42:04.000 They do their best work at night.

00:42:06.000 Best work.

00:42:06.000 Oh yes, it's always good.

00:42:08.000 High class.

00:42:09.000 You know, this is just where we'll be continuing through the states.

00:42:12.000 I think tomorrow, I know we have Pennsylvania, I'll think of it as Wisconsin, Pennsylvania, and Friday, sorry, Thursday is Michigan because you and I are both from Michigan.

00:42:19.000 What surprised me most about Michigan is not only the counties that were entirely red before that went blue, but some of the really red counties and you look at those margins.

00:42:27.000 where Donald Trump won by a very slim amount in a county that was you know

00:42:30.000 70-80% Donald Trump and he's barely you can buy with like 58%

00:42:35.000 Michigan I'm gonna get a little nerdy and granular because people go well

00:42:38.000 Michigan's you have to write Michigan off because it's a couple hundred

00:42:40.000 thousand votes but when you actually get into the numbers it's clear that

00:42:44.000 something more sinister has been going on in Michigan because it doesn't track

00:42:47.000 with any of our previous elections in Michigan And by the way, that also means the elections that Democrats have won.

00:42:53.000 Just to be clear.

00:42:54.000 Yeah, absolutely.

00:42:55.000 And by the way, post-inauguration, no matter who is put in as president, if it's Joe Biden or Donald Trump, this fight needs to continue.

00:43:02.000 And it's not necessarily to overturn the election, right?

00:43:05.000 So if we all said, okay, fine, fine, fine.

00:43:06.000 Whoever you want in the president, the Oval Office right now, fine.

00:43:09.000 I'll concede that.

00:43:10.000 Can we make sure that this doesn't... I'm not going to, I'm saying whatever.

00:43:12.000 Can we just make sure this doesn't happen again?

00:43:14.000 That's my goal.

00:43:15.000 My goal is to make sure- You're ready to concede?

00:43:16.000 No, I'm not ready to concede. 1.00

00:43:17.000 You're ready to concede because you're a pussy boy. 1.00

00:43:18.000 Oh, I'm defending myself again, aren't I? 1.00

00:43:20.000 Oh, pussy boy, you did it. 1.00

00:43:21.000 Pussy boy gonna defend himself? 1.00

00:43:22.000 Pussy boy's getting mad. 1.00

00:43:24.000 Right? 1.00

00:43:24.000 We just have to make sure this doesn't happen again. 1.00

00:43:25.000 Period.

00:43:26.000 Everybody should be on board for that. 0.99

00:43:28.000 Is that true, pussy boy? 1.00

00:43:29.000 I think so. 0.99

00:43:30.000 Hey, he answered!

00:43:31.000 He answered!

00:43:33.000 Oh, now he answered to pu- Hey! 0.86

00:43:34.000 Hey! 1.00

00:43:35.000 Pussy boy! 1.00

00:43:37.000 You see? 1.00

00:43:37.000 He look at me. 1.00

00:43:38.000 He look at me. 1.00

00:43:38.000 I said, pussy boy, he look at me. 1.00

00:43:39.000 You hear him say he was? 1.00

00:43:43.000 Oh, I hate everybody.

00:43:44.000 No, really, you're not.

00:43:45.000 But in Michigan it was all red.

00:43:47.000 I mean, and even CNN announced how Detroit had flipped, and, you know, Wayne County at least, which people look at Wayne County and they think just Detroit.

00:43:54.000 It's not.

00:43:54.000 Right.

00:43:55.000 There's a huge amount of Republicans in that entire county. 0.52

00:43:58.000 Oh, I thought you were saying they think it's Detroit and Detroit is not Detroit, because that is also accurate.

00:44:02.000 Well, yes.

00:44:02.000 Just a few crackheads and then a couple hipsters with coffee shops.

00:44:05.000 You think they're going to save it until all of a sudden there's an epidemic of hipster rape and then they go away. 0.99

00:44:08.000 Well, yeah, it's people with urban farms who get stabbed by the locals and are like, they took all my plums!

00:44:16.000 These plums good! 0.84

00:44:17.000 Free food!

00:44:19.000 I don't know what you expected.

00:44:20.000 I got a pumpkin.

00:44:22.000 You expected to have turnips for the taking in the southeast side and not get stabbed?

00:44:29.000 That's on you!

00:44:30.000 Come on, man.

00:44:30.000 That's on you.

00:44:32.000 Man, why are people as stupid as hell? 1.00

00:44:33.000 Man, we just want our cut. 1.00

00:44:34.000 Give me some of them gourds.

00:44:39.000 I need to decorate.

00:44:40.000 Squash, pumpkin, anything in the gore variety. 0.99

00:44:44.000 I want that shit seasonal. 0.99

00:44:46.000 How do you make one of them big horn things with corn in it for Thanksgiving? 1.00

00:44:50.000 Yeah.

00:44:51.000 The horn with all the fruit coming out of it.

00:44:53.000 Does it come like that?

00:44:54.000 Does it grow with the fruit coming out of it? 1.00

00:44:55.000 You gotta put the food in that shit? 1.00

00:44:56.000 I want that shit. 1.00

00:44:57.000 What is it? 1.00

00:44:57.000 It's like an ice cream cone with fruit. 1.00

00:44:59.000 Yeah.

00:45:00.000 And sometimes there's little letters in there too. 1.00

00:45:02.000 Yeah, Monty, I love that shit. 1.00

00:45:04.000 Bring that out here before I shoot you. 1.00

00:45:06.000 Anyway, yeah, I'm gonna cut your eyes. 1.00

00:45:10.000 If you don't like talking! 0.98

00:45:14.000 Alright, let's move on.

00:45:16.000 Let's go to, by the way, this is CNN.

00:45:22.000 Do you notice, this is also something that should be pretty telling, I'm talking about coronavirus, hospitalizations reach all-time high.

00:45:27.000 That number has been ticking up incredibly slowly as far as deaths.

00:45:30.000 Was it 230 months ago?

00:45:34.000 Which, really, when you think about a flu season, right?

00:45:37.000 That would be tracking slowly for a flu season.

00:45:38.000 They always talk about hospitalizations, or they talk about cases, but they don't talk about deaths because, surprisingly, in some areas, deaths are actually going down, or the trend has been stagnant.

00:45:47.000 That's the number that really matters if you're going to shut down the economy in a way that leads to more deaths through substance abuse, suicide, or people starving because they can no longer actually create a livelihood for the family.

00:46:00.000 When you're trying to scare people saying it's over 90% occupancy, well, you know what the hospitals call that?

00:46:05.000 Good.

00:46:06.000 They thrive on beds being full.

00:46:08.000 They don't want you to be sick, but they're not going to build a hospital with 10,000 more beds than they need.

00:46:13.000 They have policy where if you come in contact with anybody with COVID, they have to send you home for 14 days.

00:46:21.000 So their staff members aren't there, so then they have less staff, so they're over Right, so they can't take enough patients, yeah.

00:46:28.000 That'd be a boring as hell episode of ER, right?

00:46:31.000 Beep!

00:46:32.000 Beep!

00:46:32.000 We got a patient!

00:46:33.000 What's going on?

00:46:33.000 Slight cough!

00:46:34.000 Beep!

00:46:34.000 We're losing him!

00:46:35.000 I ONLY HAVE A 99.99997% CHANCE OF LIVING!

00:46:38.000 HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!

00:46:39.000 Yikes.

00:46:40.000 What do we got?

00:46:41.000 Go home, George Clooney.

00:46:42.000 Marlon?

00:46:42.000 I guess.

00:46:43.000 You have Doctor Howes just going, Wow, it's the first thing that's ever got me.

00:46:46.000 I have no idea.

00:46:48.000 Wait for three days.

00:46:49.000 This one'll make me sober up.

00:46:51.000 Yeah, this, ugh.

00:46:53.000 What's the mortality rate?

00:46:55.000 It's actually 0.03%.

00:46:56.000 My god.

00:46:57.000 Get my cane.

00:47:01.000 My alcoholism's not going away anytime soon.

00:47:04.000 Nor this gruff demeanor.

00:47:06.000 More people bought my blues album.

00:47:11.000 Um, okay, let's move on here to, uh, it's just amazing that they're talking about, oh, Fauci.

00:47:15.000 What is Fauci saying?

00:47:16.000 Really quickly before we move on, this guy, this... Oh, okay, never mind.

00:47:21.000 CNN's not actually just doing news, they're rerunning clips that have been circulated on social media, effectively then telling you that you need real news, which, you know, they're doing less than we do.

00:47:30.000 Anyone able to research the sources on CNN?

00:47:32.000 Anyone able to go to CNN.com right now and see what sources they are listing?

00:47:36.000 No.

00:47:36.000 No, no.

00:47:37.000 So, go to loudmouthcow.com because at least we try to keep ourselves accountable.

00:47:40.000 Sometimes we get it wrong.

00:47:40.000 Dave almost always gets it wrong.

00:47:42.000 Usually.

00:47:42.000 Yeah.

00:47:43.000 That's part of his charm.

00:47:44.000 That's what I do.

00:47:46.000 So here's another thing.

00:47:47.000 Biden, if he's going to be president, we'll go through all of his executive orders, right, that he's talking about coming in.

00:47:51.000 He's going to reverse the reversal of the reversal of the Mexico City policy.

00:47:53.000 Basically, one of his first actions is to guarantee that your tax dollars fund abortion overseas.

00:47:58.000 That's his priority to do.

00:48:00.000 That's, yeah, fantastic.

00:48:02.000 But another thing, on Monday, Chuck Schumer suggested, and Biden... I wanted to pull a clip of Biden agreeing, but it was nonsensical.

00:48:09.000 When he was asked, the clip made no sense.

00:48:11.000 You'd be more confused than my description of what I think Biden meant to say.

00:48:15.000 So let me just give you a synopsis.

00:48:16.000 He's usually so eloquent.

00:48:18.000 Yeah, go on.

00:48:19.000 He is not going to make it for a term if he actually becomes president.

00:48:22.000 He's not going to make it for a week and a half.

00:48:24.000 He's not going to make it through the inaugural speech.

00:48:26.000 Come on.

00:48:26.000 If he will make it during his inauguration.

00:48:29.000 He might make in his pants.

00:48:32.000 Chuck Schumer suggested Biden should forgive students the first $50,000 in student loan debt with an executive order.

00:48:38.000 Now, here's the thing that people don't understand about this.

00:48:41.000 People think, oh, that sounds great, student loans, right?

00:48:44.000 Most people watch this who go out and protest and go, ah, I'm bogged down with student loans.

00:48:48.000 You should be.

00:48:49.000 You made bad choices.

00:48:50.000 Not everyone, but most of you.

00:48:53.000 I'm bogged down with student loans, says nobody who aced their way through medical school residency and then actually fulfilled their chosen profession.

00:49:00.000 That's not what happens.

00:49:02.000 Same thing if you go to law school.

00:49:03.000 In general, underwater basket weaving, gender studies, you might be out there at a Bernie rally.

00:49:08.000 I understand where you're coming from.

00:49:10.000 I'm trying to walk a mile in your shoes, but they're Toms. 1.00

00:49:16.000 So, here's something people don't understand.

00:49:17.000 The highest income households in the United States owe 60% of student loan debt, while the lowest income households owe less than 20% of outstanding student loan debt.

00:49:26.000 Because lower income households, they typically either go to a community college, a trade school, or get something known as a scholarship.

00:49:34.000 The people who have crazy student loan debt are people who shift their majors every three years from German poetry to gender studies to Afro-lesbian studies, which is an actual thing in Michigan, and then all of a sudden you find yourself accounting for 60% of the student loan debt.

00:49:48.000 Think about this for a second.

00:49:49.000 This is effectively a handout to the wealthy.

00:49:52.000 56% of student loan debt is for graduate school.

00:49:55.000 Unbelievable.

00:49:56.000 Really?

00:49:57.000 Yeah, 56% of student loan debt, we have this from the Brookings Institute, is for graduate school.

00:50:04.000 Most people with advanced degrees who owe a lot, they should pay it off easily unless it's a useless degree.

00:50:09.000 Right, exactly.

00:50:10.000 So I don't understand how the government creates this problem where they say, hey, come get loans, everybody.

00:50:15.000 They're really easy to get.

00:50:16.000 You probably shouldn't be getting this in the first place.

00:50:19.000 Then tuition goes up because there's too much free money.

00:50:21.000 And then people can't pay back their loans because they get terrible degrees.

00:50:24.000 And the government's like, well, we caused this problem, but we're going to take money from you.

00:50:27.000 Well, this is a perfect example of what about looking out for the middle class, right? 0.98

00:50:30.000 Listen, Joe Biden goes, you know the people I know who worked hard in Scranton, Scranton, Scranton.

00:50:34.000 He hasn't seen Scranton in 65 years.

00:50:36.000 But he had to say it every day.

00:50:38.000 Okay, and by the way, I don't think there is a boxing club in Scranton.

00:50:41.000 He made it up, just like Amy Steinem.

00:50:42.000 He does watch The Office.

00:50:43.000 He does, yeah. 0.97

00:50:44.000 I bet you he's the only person who was from Scranton who wouldn't even catch it under a Mifflin reference, but that's just because he's a demented old circus monkey. 0.97

00:50:50.000 That's true. 0.89

00:50:51.000 He probably did watch it, and he has no recollection of it.

00:50:53.000 Where's this again?

00:50:56.000 I like that Michael Scott guy.

00:50:57.000 Reminds me of a young me.

00:51:00.000 Promising.

00:51:02.000 Can someone get me his number?

00:51:03.000 I'd like to tell him I see a lot of me in you, Mr. Scott.

00:51:07.000 Just stay in your basement.

00:51:08.000 This is another handout for the wealthy.

00:51:11.000 You look at the NAFTA, the North American Free Trade Agreement, you look at Joe Biden's policies and Barack Obama's policies, and you look at the unemployment rate in the United States, you look how it affected black American families, you look how the average household income only went up by $1,000 in eight years under Obama, and then you look at $5,000 on average under the first term of Donald Trump, and you look at this, and people say, oh, people shouldn't have student debt.

00:51:31.000 Well, first off, incorrect.

00:51:32.000 People should have student debt if they go to schools and they decide to Procure a degree that is useless or that costs a lot of money.

00:51:39.000 Anyone can go to a community college and anyone can get their grades up and get a scholarship. 0.95

00:51:43.000 I know a kid who was a pothead loser in high school. 0.97

00:51:47.000 Sorry George. 0.98

00:51:49.000 He's a Harvard Law grad.

00:51:51.000 He's the guy who Bill was introduced by this guy.

00:51:55.000 Great guy.

00:51:55.000 He was a pothead burnout, then he met a wonderful woman who he's married to now.

00:51:59.000 He said, you're going to get your crap together. 0.99

00:52:00.000 Went to community college, got straight A's, went to UT, got straight A's, then went to 0.99

00:52:04.000 Harvard on some kind of a grant or scholarship because he was an outstanding student.

00:52:09.000 Got straight A's, graduated cum laude.

00:52:11.000 This is a kid who came from a rough background, from a poor background, and he was already

00:52:15.000 behind the eight ball because he was doing nothing but skateboarding and smoking weed

00:52:17.000 all day.

00:52:18.000 Now I know the potheads out there are going to get mad. 0.79

00:52:20.000 I'm not saying that everyone who smokes a pothead is a burnout loser, though you probably are if you're offended by this and you're going to comment in the section. 0.59

00:52:26.000 I don't think you're one of the high-functioning executives who occasionally dabbles in tincture. 0.63

00:52:31.000 I think that you are what we're talking about.

00:52:35.000 Well, some of us went to Lansing Community College and sold drugs and paid off their tuition in fives and tens.

00:52:41.000 See?

00:52:42.000 And that's called America.

00:52:44.000 It is.

00:52:45.000 That's entrepreneurship right there, baby.

00:52:47.000 It really does bother me, though.

00:52:48.000 It's like, you don't have to go to college.

00:52:50.000 No.

00:52:51.000 This is your choice.

00:52:52.000 Be responsible for the decision that you've made to do this with your life.

00:52:56.000 Imagine that pitch at Shark Tank.

00:52:58.000 Well, with those kinds of numbers, you must have some sales.

00:53:01.000 I do.

00:53:02.000 $400,000 to the junkies at Michigan State.

00:53:06.000 Exactly.

00:53:07.000 People shouldn't have student debt.

00:53:08.000 Well, then don't sign for the loan.

00:53:10.000 Right, exactly.

00:53:11.000 But here's the thing.

00:53:12.000 They'll actually postpone your loan repayment if you go and get another loan to get an advanced degree.

00:53:17.000 Once you graduate four years, if you go to a master's program and take out even more money, you can delay your payments.

00:53:23.000 It's like Reese and Malcolm in the Middle when he was paying off credit cards with other credit cards.

00:53:26.000 Everyone thought he was doing well until they showed up and found out he was paying off MasterCard with Visa?

00:53:31.000 No, it's more like when a boogie shoots off your toe.

00:53:36.000 Exactly.

00:53:37.000 Only Bernie comes and reattaches it.

00:53:39.000 Let me help you with that! 1.00

00:53:44.000 This is a perfect example of, it sounds good on paper, and what the media does is try and say, oh look, this will help people of color, this will help the disenchanted minorities in this country who need a leg up. 0.98

00:53:53.000 They are not the people who are incurring most of the student loan debt.

00:53:57.000 It's usually people who come from well-to-do families who decide to go into useless degrees 0.99

00:54:02.000 and fields and for some reason now you, the working class American citizen who did not

00:54:06.000 impale yourself on the spike of student debt, you are going to be the one left with the

00:54:12.000 bill.

00:54:13.000 You're going to foot the bill for Courtney who decided to go get a German dance degree. 1.00

00:54:19.000 That's what this forgiveness is.

00:54:21.000 You! 0.99

00:54:21.000 And you wonder why the union members, not the union leaders, not the union actual representatives, but people who are members of unions in the Midwest overwhelmingly voted for Donald Trump. 0.99

00:54:30.000 Because these people are working on the assembly line, and then they're talking about, under this potential president, Depending on the state, up to 62% marginal tax rates paying for kids who are getting degrees in gender studies and poetry and philosophy.

00:54:43.000 Of course that plays poorly with the American public and that's why it's remarkable that Joe Biden could win an election.

00:54:48.000 The only reason that he would be able to is because the media never talks about this because he doesn't speak the language of the middle class.

00:54:53.000 He hasn't seen Scranton.

00:54:54.000 Also, he didn't win the election.

00:54:56.000 That's true.

00:54:57.000 It has not been called yet.

00:54:58.000 Well, he also came to Detroit and sternum poked a line worker.

00:55:02.000 That's right.

00:55:04.000 Called a couple of people fat along the way, I think.

00:55:07.000 That's just the way it is.

00:55:07.000 He's really a man of the people.

00:55:09.000 He really is, yes.

00:55:10.000 That's really the Democrat calling card.

00:55:11.000 Rahm Emanuel in the shower doing a sternum poke, and then Joe Biden is like, ah, that's good.

00:55:16.000 It's like their thumb at the podium with the speech.

00:55:18.000 They, for some reason, poke people in the sternum.

00:55:22.000 Dogface Pony Soldier?

00:55:23.000 If I were the Dogface Pony Soldier, you know what would have been the best response from that guy? 0.90

00:55:27.000 Like, you Dogface Pony Soldier? 0.85

00:55:28.000 If I just went... I don't know what that means.

00:55:33.000 That's it.

00:55:36.000 I'm sure there's a coalition of Dogface Pony Soldiers that are very upset about that. 1.00

00:55:40.000 The Facebook group probably, you know?

00:55:42.000 by the way this is what i was already went out like this uh...

00:55:51.000 I love that he's blowing all of his political capital on treating a symptom and not the disease again.

00:55:57.000 So what happens when you pay off the... Let's just do the math.

00:55:59.000 You pay it off.

00:55:59.000 That's fine.

00:56:00.000 Do that.

00:56:01.000 What about ten years from now when you have another group of people that have the exact same problem because you didn't solve what was causing the problem in the first place, which is increased tuition costs?

00:56:10.000 How about you put your money into that?

00:56:15.000 Not only that, this will make it worse.

00:56:17.000 Allow me to sort of help you follow the money trail.

00:56:20.000 Here's Timmy, he's getting a degree in Afro Lesbian Centric Studies.

00:56:24.000 Afro Lesbian Funk. 0.65

00:56:27.000 Here he is. 0.69

00:56:28.000 He gets a loan.

00:56:28.000 Here's the two universities.

00:56:30.000 Here's Timmy.

00:56:31.000 Okay?

00:56:32.000 So, you know what?

00:56:33.000 Here.

00:56:33.000 Let's move this.

00:56:34.000 This is Timmy.

00:56:36.000 This is the university.

00:56:37.000 This is the loan.

00:56:38.000 Alright.

00:56:39.000 So, Timmy wants to go to the university and get a degree in Afro, Lesbian, Funk. 0.99

00:56:43.000 Okay.

00:56:43.000 He gets a loan from the bank and that gets paid to the university.

00:56:46.000 Right?

00:56:46.000 At this point.

00:56:47.000 And, of course, that's paid with interest.

00:56:48.000 The university gets the money.

00:56:50.000 This money has already gone through.

00:56:51.000 So now Timmy has a useless degree and he's in debt.

00:56:53.000 And what's going to happen is he owes the bank.

00:56:55.000 The university already has the money.

00:56:56.000 Now what they're going to do is absolve him of his debt by giving this money to the bank.

00:57:00.000 What do you think happens with that school?

00:57:01.000 We got away with that one.

00:57:02.000 Let's charge more money next time. 1.00

00:57:04.000 There's a lot more people that it can afford.

00:57:05.000 What do we charge him?

00:57:06.000 We charge him $50,000 so he could make up the difference with an out-of-state grant?

00:57:11.000 All right, let's charge him $75,000.

00:57:13.000 The government's going to step in and pay it anyway. 1.00

00:57:16.000 Stupid factory workers. 1.00

00:57:17.000 They shouldn't have gone to trade school, bitches. 1.00

00:57:19.000 Think about that for a second. 1.00

00:57:20.000 It's going to make it worse.

00:57:21.000 Of course it's going to cause inflation.

00:57:22.000 There's no reason for schools to compete and bring down tuition costs.

00:57:26.000 The idea of forgiving student loans encourages the actual—now people use the term predatory

00:57:31.000 lending with banks where it's like—no, again, the problem there, in all of these

00:57:35.000 scenarios, the same thing with school tuition, in every scenario when you look at out-of-control

00:57:39.000 inflated costs, what you find is government interventionism.

00:57:44.000 Okay, look at the industry, insurance, right, airlines, student loans, right, when you deal, just any kind of medical, any kind of medical issue.

00:57:52.000 Do you want, do you want to tell me that those are, energy, those are unregulated industries?

00:57:57.000 For crying out, this always makes it worse.

00:57:59.000 What makes it worse when you say, oh, everyone has to purchase health insurance, we're gonna punish them, we're gonna, we're actually going to charge you a fine if you don't purchase health insurance.

00:58:07.000 By the way, health insurance, you have to accept anyone with pre-existing conditions.

00:58:09.000 Right.

00:58:10.000 Oh, good, well then at that point I guess, could, do we, uh, we, but is there like a limit on the rate we can charge?

00:58:14.000 No!

00:58:14.000 No limit?

00:58:15.000 Okay, then it's $20,000 a month.

00:58:18.000 Thanks, Fed!

00:58:19.000 What do you think happens with houses?

00:58:22.000 People say predatory lending.

00:58:23.000 Alright, the government steps in and says, you are going to lend this money to these people who cannot afford this house.

00:58:29.000 That's not really what we do here at this bank of making money.

00:58:32.000 Oh, really?

00:58:33.000 Well, here's the thing.

00:58:33.000 If they can't actually pay you back, we're going to give you the money.

00:58:37.000 Alright, sold!

00:58:39.000 Well, it's like they're explaining to insurance people what insurance is, and the insurance people are like, no, you can't accept people with pre-existing kids.

00:58:47.000 That's not what insurance is.

00:58:47.000 No, no, no.

00:58:48.000 And they're like, well, just charge them more.

00:58:50.000 Okay, and then we'll pay the bill.

00:58:51.000 And then you go to schools.

00:58:52.000 So we have homes, we have insurance, and now we have schools.

00:58:55.000 They go to kids.

00:58:55.000 They go, okay, listen.

00:58:57.000 So if school, let's say you can afford what, $10,000?

00:58:59.000 Alright, we're going to charge $50,000 because Uncle Sam is none the wiser.

00:59:03.000 There are a bunch of grants and scholarships that we can find to make up that difference.

00:59:07.000 There's an incentive to make school unaffordable, otherwise you're leaving tens of thousands of federal dollars on the table.

00:59:15.000 In all of these scenarios, it's the government coming, and by the government I mean the taxpayers

00:59:20.000 dime at which Joe Biden has suckled at the teat, upon the teat of the taxpayer for 67

00:59:26.000 years now at this point.

00:59:28.000 They are the ones who come in and say, oh, you know what, we'll just pay for Timmy's

00:59:31.000 Afro-lesbian funk degree.

00:59:33.000 And what happens?

00:59:34.000 Inflation out of control.

00:59:35.000 You saw it with homes, people getting homes they couldn't afford.

00:59:38.000 You saw it with insurance premiums and deductible skyrocketing.

00:59:41.000 And you see it with student loan costs.

00:59:42.000 What you have to do is actually stop subsidizing these schools and their predatory rates.

00:59:50.000 These people are taking advantage of students by charging them more than they can afford because the federal government makes up the gap.

00:59:56.000 That's where it's predatory.

00:59:57.000 Not banks being forced at a gun of Fannie Mae Freddie Mac to give a house to someone who can't afford it.

01:00:03.000 I don't care what the big short teller. 0.84

01:00:05.000 Absolutely.

01:00:06.000 And if you had a plan for actually solving this problem, it would include something like, hey, maybe we shouldn't tell everybody that they should go to college.

01:00:12.000 Maybe you do need to go to a trade school.

01:00:13.000 Maybe you need to go get a job and do something else.

01:00:15.000 Maybe you can't afford to pay back this loan.

01:00:17.000 But all they have is $50,000.

01:00:18.000 How are you going to indoctrinate them with Marxism?

01:00:21.000 Everyone has to go to college.

01:00:22.000 That is true.

01:00:24.000 I mean, with a lesbian afro studies degree, you do have to learn how to throw a Molotov cocktail at a police car. 1.00

01:00:31.000 Think about this for a second.

01:00:33.000 Let's send you to, everyone has to go to college and we're going to subsidize it.

01:00:36.000 Well, you know what, I don't want to go to college.

01:00:37.000 I think I can actually learn myself, you know, with, it used to be 85 cents in late fees at a public library.

01:00:41.000 Now it's just a carpal tunnel because I can run a search.

01:00:44.000 Oh, and by the way, we're going to make it so that when you search, you don't find points of view that aren't expressed in universities.

01:00:50.000 We're going to call them alternatives.

01:00:53.000 We're gonna shut down alternative news sources.

01:00:55.000 So you either go to school, where a huge percentage, a majority of colleges have no conservative-leaning professors whatsoever, let alone the humanities programs, or if you don't go to school, we're going to make sure that this vast information superhighway, which effectively has replaced school, and we now know this because of online learning with COVID, right?

01:01:11.000 Good!

01:01:12.000 We don't need schools anymore!

01:01:13.000 Governor Whitmer said so!

01:01:14.000 But don't expect them to hand back any of their money.

01:01:17.000 So if you stay home and you learn from home and you use something called the internet, well now we will make sure

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