Louder with Crowder - DOMINION SYSTEMS ELECTION FRAUD? Everything We Know | Good Morning #MugClub

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00:00:52.000 Hey, here's a thing you guys may not know.

00:00:53.000 The thing about painkillers is they work.

00:00:56.000 Really?

00:00:57.000 This week in my back, I had my ruptured disc in my back and then I had some painkillers and I of course didn't want to take any because I didn't want to be loopy today.

00:01:03.000 Right.

00:01:04.000 And then I hit the deck like an old man. 0.99

00:01:06.000 So I apologize.

00:01:07.000 If you see me doing this...

00:01:09.000 It's not a commercial for Imodium, it's just my background.

00:01:12.000 By the way, you know who's doing commercials for Imodium? 0.75

00:01:14.000 Beverly Mitchell, the middle sister from Seventh Heaven, or as I call her, Disgusting. 1.00

00:01:20.000 I was just gonna ask, who is doing commercials for Imodium?

00:01:23.000 Beverly Mitchell, who was clearly the grossest person on that show, is now doing commercials for Imodium.

00:01:30.000 Like on Instagram, people are like, look, look at my yoga pants, look at Gymshark, and she's like, diarrhea medicine. 1.00

00:01:36.000 I can stop myself from pooping.

00:01:38.000 You're so regular. 0.98

00:01:40.000 Fire yourselves, Repley! 1.00

00:01:41.000 Take what you can get, Steven.

00:01:44.000 We have a lot to get to today.

00:01:45.000 This is the start of Fraud Week, we told you that we would be talking about fraud and electional irregularities.

00:01:50.000 I know we covered it as it came in, but a lot of you were saying, hey, what's happening on a state-to-state basis?

00:01:54.000 We need sort of a catalog, so we will do a catalog today, starting with Dominion Voting Systems.

00:01:59.000 Oh boy.

00:01:59.000 Not a conspiracy, there's a lot of tumfoolery going on there, and then we'll go into Georgia, Michigan, Pennsylvania day by day and upload them to Crowder Bits so that you can share them with your friends who will no longer be friends with you, but you don't have to worry because Thanksgiving has been cancelled.

00:02:12.000 With me today is my half-Asian lawyer Bill Richman and Dave Landau of Compound Media.

00:02:16.000 Hello everyone.

00:02:17.000 Hi.

00:02:18.000 Hello Father Christmas.

00:02:19.000 Hello, that's what they call me.

00:02:20.000 That white robe.

00:02:22.000 I don't think that any of our robes on air should ever be white.

00:02:24.000 I feel a little uncomfortable about this.

00:02:25.000 I can see this in an article in the New York Post.

00:02:29.000 One of the co-hosts who donned a white robe.

00:02:32.000 Does that one actually have a hood on it?

00:02:34.000 It actually does have a hood.

00:02:36.000 No, no, no.

00:02:36.000 We cut a hole in the top of it.

00:02:38.000 It's fine.

00:02:38.000 Two for the eyes.

00:02:40.000 It's just a turtleneck robe now.

00:02:43.000 Combining that with a white surgical mask?

00:02:45.000 Not good.

00:02:47.000 No.

00:02:47.000 Oh my god.

00:02:48.000 Just stop.

00:02:48.000 Let's rebrand.

00:02:49.000 Alright, Porter Black Garrett is here.

00:02:50.000 Audio Wade is here.

00:02:52.000 Jerro Leigh is here.

00:02:53.000 How are you?

00:02:54.000 I am well.

00:02:54.000 Get me pain pills.

00:02:55.000 I will.

00:02:56.000 No.

00:02:57.000 What we have breaking for anything else, we were told that of course it was a conspiracy theory, but this is breaking from my homeland and I'm very ashamed.

00:03:05.000 I'm sorry.

00:03:06.000 Oh, by the way, we'll also be talking about can you get COVID twice?

00:03:08.000 The science says No.

00:03:10.000 So, can you get COVID twice, Dominion voting, and of course the violence in DC from Antifa.

00:03:14.000 These are the topics we'll be covering today, and then we'll be playing Stephen Knows Sports and taking your chat at Mug Club.

00:03:19.000 Oh, this is going to be fun.

00:03:19.000 But first, the Prime Minister of my country, we're getting a little loose with the terminology here.

00:03:25.000 It is.

00:03:26.000 Country.

00:03:26.000 Yeah.

00:03:28.000 Canada had this to say about the pandemic and the Great Reset.

00:03:35.000 Building back better means getting support to the most vulnerable while maintaining our momentum on reaching the 2030 agenda for sustainable development and the SDGs.

00:03:45.000 Canada is here to listen.

00:03:47.000 And to help.

00:03:48.000 This pandemic has provided an opportunity for a reset.

00:03:52.000 This is our chance to accelerate our pre-pandemic efforts, to reimagine economic systems that actually address global challenges like extreme poverty, inequality, and climate change.

00:04:04.000 Reset?

00:04:05.000 It's happening!

00:04:14.000 Here's the thing.

00:04:16.000 If you go out and you make a statement that immediately could just be rebutted by the craziest deep wormhole of conspiracies, QAnon, Alex Jones, verbatim, and you couldn't fact-check that person, that's a horrible statement.

00:04:31.000 It really is.

00:04:31.000 That's bad on you.

00:04:32.000 This pandemic will provide us the opportunity for a great reset for global economies, and then he mentions the UN.

00:04:41.000 That's not a good idea.

00:04:42.000 And I'm pretty sure that he Morse code-blanked Bilderberg.

00:04:46.000 It doesn't help that he looks like the bad guy from Equilibrium, the guy who's like in the TV like telling you like, big brother, this is what's going on. 0.84

00:04:53.000 And why is their camera so shitty? 0.82

00:04:55.000 I know! 0.93

00:04:56.000 It's the country!

00:04:59.000 It's COVID.

00:05:00.000 They don't have high speed yet.

00:05:02.000 I love how he's like, we're here to listen.

00:05:03.000 Yes, because nobody cares what you say.

00:05:05.000 We are here to listen.

00:05:06.000 Well, go ahead and talk and four viewers in the live stream.

00:05:11.000 Hold on a second.

00:05:11.000 I want to talk on my Skype and...

00:05:15.000 Mother, get off the phone! 1.00

00:05:17.000 Isn't he just proving Freudian slip, right?

00:05:19.000 It's like, literally the top of the Great Reset says, do not mention Great Reset. 1.00

00:05:23.000 Shit! 1.00

00:05:24.000 You get removed if you were to mention the Great Reset or globalists on YouTube or Twitter as conspiracies. 1.00

00:05:31.000 And he's the one who says it.

00:05:32.000 Maybe he's playing 8-D chess.

00:05:34.000 Who knows?

00:05:35.000 Maybe he knows that people are gonna react and he's like, that's exactly what I expected.

00:05:39.000 No, no, no, this is- Justin?

00:05:40.000 They were like, if he mentions it, they know for sure we would not let him into the Great Reset club.

00:05:45.000 If he knows about it, then it's definitely not real.

00:05:48.000 Speaking of reset, before we move on, tax filings have now revealed that Joe Biden had a cancer charity that raised millions and spent millions on salaries.

00:05:59.000 Zero on actual research.

00:06:00.000 Really?

00:06:01.000 Nothing on actual research from Joe Biden.

00:06:03.000 And here's something else.

00:06:04.000 When we read this story, I remember I was thinking, and Dave, I don't know if you're like a political junkie, but I remember when Barack Obama was running for president, they were looking into charitable donations between McCain and even... Just a junkie.

00:06:16.000 Wasn't Joe Biden the least charitable politician ever?

00:06:19.000 And we do, we have the records.

00:06:21.000 He only gave $369 a year to charity over the course of a decade.

00:06:26.000 Cancer Research Charity that gives no money to research, and over a decade he gave $3,690 Total to charity.

00:06:40.000 And so, right now here on Ladder with Crowder, by the power of Mug Club combined, I, right now, am going to do more for charity and cancer than Joe Biden ever has.

00:06:52.000 We donated $3,691 to the Children's Cancer Research Fund.

00:06:59.000 All for salaries, though.

00:07:00.000 I am more generous than your potential president.

00:07:06.000 Combined you'll save no one.

00:07:08.000 And I know you shouldn't give to charity out of spite.

00:07:15.000 I think the kids actually appreciate the spite dollars.

00:07:18.000 They come with a certain energy.

00:07:20.000 Progerians can't be choosers.

00:07:23.000 That's true.

00:07:27.000 I don't know if that's what you call someone with progeria.

00:07:29.000 Progerians.

00:07:29.000 It's not a country.

00:07:32.000 Everyone's a community now.

00:07:33.000 It's a community.

00:07:34.000 We're a community.

00:07:35.000 We're a people of color community.

00:07:36.000 We're a queer community.

00:07:37.000 We're an amputee community.

00:07:39.000 You were just talking about that on your show.

00:07:41.000 Anne Hathaway with the witch hang.

00:07:43.000 Yes, she had to apologize.

00:07:44.000 To the what?

00:07:45.000 Lust Living Club?

00:07:46.000 Yeah, basically. 1.00

00:07:47.000 I can't even think of the name because it was as stupid as... Limbless? 1.00

00:07:50.000 They call them just like limbless something. 0.99

00:07:51.000 Yeah, it offended limbless people. 0.99

00:07:55.000 Limb different?

00:07:55.000 Limb different.

00:07:56.000 Limb different.

00:07:57.000 Thank you.

00:07:58.000 Yes, limb different meaning you have less fingers.

00:08:02.000 That is different.

00:08:05.000 So flippers.

00:08:06.000 Yes, it's lobster claw hands.

00:08:07.000 Yeah, exactly.

00:08:08.000 And she's like, I can surf.

00:08:09.000 It's like, wow, you can do stuff in the water.

00:08:11.000 That's a shock.

00:08:16.000 Alright, so we do have to talk about voter fraud, Nelson, but first, please do consider following me on Instagram.

00:08:20.000 That's where you get the lifestyle stuff, and I do not sell Imodium.

00:08:24.000 That's Beverly Mitchell, so do consider following on Instagram there.

00:08:27.000 Look, there's my dog, Joe Louis.

00:08:28.000 He's nice.

00:08:29.000 And of course, Mug Club is what makes all this possible.

00:08:33.000 If you're in the bug club, consider joining.

00:08:34.000 Crowder election stream is still a live code because the election is not over.

00:08:38.000 And my question is to you, people out there, this is kind of, we're crowdsourcing this.

00:08:41.000 Do you know if your state uses Dominion voting machines?

00:08:44.000 And what was your experience when you went and voted?

00:08:47.000 Did you use that machine?

00:08:48.000 Do you know?

00:08:48.000 Because there's a lot of information out there that's anecdotal, but pooled together, we might actually be able to help get to the bottom of this a little bit.

00:08:56.000 Finally, let's get to the Million March, MAGA Million March, and the violence that happened in D.C.

00:09:02.000 Don't you love how when the election was potentially, allegedly stolen from Donald Trump, there were no violent eruptions in the street at all?

00:09:09.000 It wasn't mostly peaceful protests, it was entirely peaceful protests.

00:09:13.000 And then there was the MAGA Million March, and then Antifa shows up, and then the Proud Boys, and then of course there's a clash, it becomes like the Jets and the Sharks.

00:09:20.000 Again, yes.

00:09:22.000 A lot of snappin' and dancin'.

00:09:23.000 A lot of snappin'.

00:09:24.000 Yeah. 0.99

00:09:25.000 The gayest gangs ever. 1.00

00:09:26.000 Yes. 0.98

00:09:27.000 Did you see?

00:09:27.000 I can do a muscle-up!

00:09:28.000 Well, first, that's impressive.

00:09:30.000 But we know, Tony, that you want to bang Riff.

00:09:32.000 You have no interest in Maria.

00:09:33.000 We know who that's for, yeah.

00:09:34.000 Let's be real.

00:09:35.000 No judging.

00:09:35.000 Check it out.

00:09:36.000 We just know.

00:09:37.000 He just had a thing for Puerto Ricans and they weren't interested. 1.00

00:09:40.000 Oh no, you could tell.

00:09:40.000 Instead of the teardrop tattoo, they just had white.

00:09:45.000 Did that count?

00:09:46.000 And a glimmer in their eye.

00:09:50.000 Just that little sheen.

00:09:51.000 They looked like an anime cartoon.

00:09:54.000 So Antifa, Black Lives Matter, they attacked a bunch of Trump protesters at the MAGA Million.

00:09:57.000 Now listen, no one is blameless here, but I do want to be clear.

00:10:01.000 This is the first video that circulated that you likely saw at the MAGA Million march that Donald Trump retweeted, which the left says was taken out of context, but I'm going to provide you with more context.

00:10:09.000 Here's the first clip Donald Trump retweeted.

00:10:14.000 Yeah.

00:10:14.000 All right.

00:10:32.000 Okay, so there you go.

00:10:33.000 And they pray for the gentleman, which is very nice.

00:10:35.000 So just to be clear, this is what Donald Trump retweeted, and then people on the left were saying, well, it was taken out of context.

00:10:41.000 Here's the whole clip.

00:10:41.000 But they actually then provided yet just a longer clip that was equally selectively edited.

00:10:47.000 So here is the clip that is circulating on the leftist talk shows right now.

00:10:52.000 I want you to see it.

00:10:59.000 I want you to see it.

00:11:04.000 Now people are swarming him, for people who are listening on audio, shoving.

00:11:09.000 People complain that he shoved women, we'll come back to that. 0.78

00:11:11.000 He gets kicked in the back. 0.99

00:11:13.000 That's a female! 1.00

00:11:29.000 So now you see as he pushes them away, now the conflict is over.

00:11:33.000 He starts to walk away.

00:11:35.000 Someone's been biding his time.

00:11:36.000 Sucker punch.

00:11:38.000 Alright, that's enough. 0.96

00:11:39.000 People have seen that, and then you see those, they were saying, oh, he was pushing women, you know, that lady, I don't know if Yuck Yuck is an American, that little orange shower cap. 1.00

00:11:45.000 It matched his jacket.

00:11:46.000 Yeah, exactly, that's what she was mad about.

00:11:48.000 She's like, we were not supposed to coordinate!

00:11:52.000 How are they going to know who's on what side if we're wearing the same color?

00:11:54.000 I already told people I'm wearing orange.

00:11:56.000 I don't care if you're going hunting. 1.00

00:11:57.000 You got your shitty little vests. 1.00

00:11:59.000 This is my thing. 1.00

00:12:01.000 Orange shower cap.

00:12:03.000 Matter of fact, y'all can call me Orange Shower Cap.

00:12:05.000 We're not going to call you that.

00:12:07.000 Think about it.

00:12:08.000 Give me your jacket.

00:12:09.000 Your jacket.

00:12:11.000 I want this to coordinate.

00:12:14.000 My cat, yo jacket, I got it going on.

00:12:18.000 So, to be clear, a lot of people were arrested here, including the man who got sucker punched there because he also committed assault through shoving.

00:12:25.000 But I do think it's important to note through context, he didn't punch anybody there.

00:12:28.000 He was shoving people repeatedly.

00:12:30.000 The left was getting really mad, saying, can you believe that he shoved women?

00:12:32.000 Here's the thing.

00:12:33.000 Those two women, I noticed when I saw them in this clip, I have seen many clips from Washington, D.C. 1.00

00:12:39.000 In every single instance where, throughout the day by the way, and you can see because you can watch these clips and see as the sun sets, some are daylight, some are dark, all day, any time that someone was being assaulted by an Antifa rioter, they just happened to show up, like say their name three times, say orange shower cap in the mirror three times and they show up just swinging, can't get me back, I'm a bitch! 0.94

00:13:01.000 They've got, like, season pass tickets on this. 0.92

00:13:03.000 That's not how the rules work!

00:13:04.000 I think we have a montage of these broads throughout the day. 1.00

00:13:07.000 Let's show it.

00:13:08.000 Oh, there they are! 0.99

00:13:08.000 Get the f*** outta here! 0.99

00:13:30.000 Get the f*** I bet she sends a lot of food back. 1.00

00:13:39.000 There they are again! 0.99

00:13:41.000 Look, now they just committed assault again. 0.99

00:13:43.000 Sucker punched the guy from behind. 0.98

00:13:44.000 There you go. 0.98

00:13:47.000 Still patrolling with the gang.

00:13:49.000 Just two innocent ladies going on their merry way for a stroll. 0.71

00:13:56.000 Pink boots.

00:13:57.000 The other one's got pink boots.

00:14:01.000 Here they are again.

00:14:03.000 Tasing some random guy.

00:14:05.000 Nap a taser?

00:14:06.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:14:07.000 They grab a taser.

00:14:08.000 And then I'm pretty sure they follow this guy into the parking garage.

00:14:12.000 Look at this.

00:14:12.000 Yeah, there you go.

00:14:13.000 There you go.

00:14:13.000 There's Pink Hood.

00:14:17.000 And finally there they are, when justice is served.

00:14:20.000 Yes!

00:14:20.000 There you go.

00:14:21.000 And I know, I know, I get it.

00:14:23.000 You guys think that justice is racist, whatever.

00:14:25.000 Look at those cops. 0.89

00:14:27.000 Did you see how they were shooting and assaulting?

00:14:30.000 Shooting and assaulting?

00:14:31.000 Absolutely.

00:14:32.000 Which, if those ladies had tasers and had been committing assaults, it would have been well within their rights, you know, to do at least a little knee on belly. 1.00

00:14:38.000 You know, give a little bit of an arm lock and like, hey, don't move.

00:14:41.000 Just make it unpleasant.

00:14:42.000 That little bit.

00:14:43.000 Yeah, I'm not saying a violation or anything, but I'm saying, I think that if you commit a violent assault, being arrested should generally be an unpleasant experience.

00:14:51.000 That's the most racist thing I've ever heard.

00:14:53.000 Pretty much.

00:14:54.000 I also believe that prison should generally be uncomfortable.

00:14:59.000 Wow.

00:15:00.000 Controversial.

00:15:01.000 I know.

00:15:02.000 I should not be saying that when we have a gentleman with a white robe and hoodie.

00:15:06.000 Who's also been in prison 13 times.

00:15:11.000 And look at him!

00:15:11.000 He does not fare well in prison.

00:15:13.000 No, I am a prison 10.

00:15:14.000 They're like, you gotta quit breaking the stitches.

00:15:20.000 I'm like, I'm not the one doing it, John.

00:15:22.000 I'm probably more experienced with orange shower caps than anyone in that group.

00:15:25.000 Indeed.

00:15:26.000 Here's your standard issue.

00:15:30.000 My concern, if I were you, wouldn't be so much about your hair getting wet.

00:15:34.000 I know you don't like that the humidity makes it frizzy, but there are going to be some other pains for you.

00:15:40.000 By the way, the guy there who sucker-punched him, Kenneth DeBerry, he was charged with disorderly conduct, inciting violence, aggravated assault, and being a felon in possession of a firearm.

00:15:48.000 He's also a registered sex offender who sexually abused a child under 16. 0.75

00:15:52.000 How does that happen?

00:15:54.000 I don't think that you could find as many registered sex offenders at the Registered Sex Offender Watch Party.

00:16:03.000 Like I don't think you could find so many registered sex offenders at a NAMBLA convention.

00:16:07.000 Anywhere you go, Kyle Rittenhouse shoots two people.

00:16:09.000 Were both of them sex offenders?

00:16:10.000 At least one of them was.

00:16:11.000 At least one of them was.

00:16:12.000 Jacob Blake!

00:16:13.000 This guy!

00:16:14.000 Oh my gosh.

00:16:15.000 Was it Jacob Blake coming back to re-sex offenders?

00:16:18.000 Yes.

00:16:19.000 He was going for round two.

00:16:20.000 It's a heavy hitter.

00:16:21.000 Exactly.

00:16:22.000 They don't even use the term repeat offender because he does it so often they save words.

00:16:26.000 He's a re-sex offender.

00:16:28.000 There's a whole different category.

00:16:30.000 You've got to adequately label these people.

00:16:31.000 I mean, there's your repeat offenders, then your re-sex offenders.

00:16:35.000 And there's MVP.

00:16:36.000 Right.

00:16:36.000 By the way, let's see CNN before we go to something really quick on our fraud week.

00:16:42.000 There is Rudy Giuliani.

00:16:44.000 What are they talking about?

00:16:44.000 They're attacking Giuliani's character and his whole career.

00:16:47.000 Oh, they're going to a commercial.

00:16:48.000 Well, let's see if they attack Sidney We told you that we were going to dissect the different instances of fraud and break them down by state, but before we do that, today is the initiation of this.

00:17:00.000 We need to talk about the macro problem with the Dominion voter systems.

00:17:04.000 It is time to kick off Fraud Week!

00:17:19.000 And actually, right now we do have, as we do this all week, our on-the-ground correspondent Thomas Finnegan with Fraud Week and some facts regarding fraud.

00:17:27.000 Thomas Finnegan, can you hear me, sir?

00:17:30.000 Good morning, Steven.

00:17:31.000 I can hear you fine.

00:17:32.000 All right.

00:17:33.000 Well, we can't see you.

00:17:34.000 Let's move the camera up, Thomas Finnegan.

00:17:36.000 Move the camera up, please.

00:17:38.000 Let's angle the camera up, because we're just looking at your chest. 0.84

00:17:40.000 Let's look up a little more.

00:17:41.000 Yeah.

00:17:42.000 You got me?

00:17:43.000 No, we don't have you, Thomas Finnegan.

00:17:44.000 Thomas Finnegan, move the camera.

00:17:45.000 There you go.

00:17:46.000 Stand back.

00:17:47.000 OK, no. 1.00

00:17:48.000 Whoever is off of the camera is really, really dumb and deserves to lose their job. 0.99

00:17:52.000 That's a great Spartan armor vest, though. 0.99

00:17:53.000 That is a great Spartan armor vest, but that's not important right now.

00:17:57.000 Let's angle up a bit.

00:17:58.000 hand tilt the camera up or tilt it It's a beautiful morning out.

00:18:02.000 I just wanted to go through a few quick facts for you.

00:18:05.000 Thomas Finnegan, give us some fraud facts here for fraud week.

00:18:08.000 Yeah.

00:18:09.000 Alright, Stephen, this is really exciting.

00:18:12.000 It's a beautiful morning out.

00:18:13.000 I just wanted to go through a few quick facts for you.

00:18:17.000 Basically, you know, a family of frogs, a grouping, you might say, is called an army

00:18:24.000 of frogs.

00:18:26.000 They're amphibians, composing of the order of Anura, which means tailless in ancient Greek.

00:18:33.000 Thomas Finnegan, can you hear me?

00:18:36.000 It's fraud week.

00:18:38.000 Fraud with a D, as in Daryl.

00:18:46.000 All week?

00:18:49.000 Yes, all week.

00:18:51.000 Nothing about frogs at all for the entire week.

00:18:54.000 Thank you, Thomas Finnegan.

00:18:55.000 We'll check back in with you tomorrow.

00:18:58.000 He was wearing, by the way, a Spartan Armor vest.

00:19:01.000 What is the website?

00:19:02.000 I don't know.

00:19:03.000 Ty can go to, I don't have, it's a website, Spartan, what is the website?

00:19:06.000 Doesn't say it on here.

00:19:07.000 Spartan Armor Systems.

00:19:08.000 Spartan Armor Systems and their bulletproof vests are actually NIJ certified.

00:19:13.000 A lot of people say they're NIJ equivalent.

00:19:15.000 Spartan Armor is actually NIJ certified, which if Thomas Finnegan doesn't do his research, he's going to need.

00:19:20.000 So if you use the Crowder promo code, you get 10% off sales, and we actually use them quite a bit.

00:19:25.000 And we made sure to give Dave some, just to make sure.

00:19:27.000 Yeah, that's the one that was shot.

00:19:28.000 Yes, it was.

00:19:30.000 It will be again.

00:19:32.000 Oh, boy.

00:19:34.000 Now?

00:19:34.000 I don't appreciate it.

00:19:35.000 Look, they're not good at everything, though.

00:19:37.000 I still feel very insulted by my mother every time I talk to her, even when I'm wearing the armor.

00:19:41.000 But there are limitations to that.

00:19:42.000 They don't protect feelings.

00:19:44.000 The insults go over... Very true.

00:19:46.000 And let's make sure that the orange shower cap lady doesn't get me. 1.00

00:19:49.000 Okay, you can shut off the Skype there.

00:19:52.000 Quarter Black. 0.59

00:19:52.000 So let's go really quickly talking about election fraud, election irregularities and election fraud. 0.59

00:19:59.000 They're talking about Giuliani, okay, of course on CNN, because they try and say, look, Giuliani's crazy, even though anyone who lived in New York thanked God for Giuliani.

00:20:05.000 Anyone who lived in the country who looked at the actual declining national crime rate said, thank God for Giuliani.

00:20:09.000 People out there, I know a lot of you are millennials, a lot of you are Generation Z, look into Giuliani and the mob.

00:20:16.000 Not only 9-11, Giuliani got to that position by effectively destroying the mafia.

00:20:20.000 People don't understand that this guy was very qualified.

00:20:22.000 But I understand sometimes now there's a little bit of the effect where he goes all in, the

00:20:27.000 evidence isn't as big as maybe sometimes he claims.

00:20:29.000 But Sidney Powell is about as legitimate as they come, about as credible as they come.

00:20:33.000 She's the one who swooped in, basically was a part of the defense team that proved Michael 0.69

00:20:36.000 Flynn was innocent.

00:20:37.000 She talked about specifically, we've talked about ballots, poll watchers, we've talked

00:20:42.000 about ballots being harvested, we've talked about them not following the constitutional

00:20:45.000 parameters.

00:20:46.000 But there is another component to this, and we don't know.

00:20:49.000 I want to be clear, we don't know that there is massive fraud occurring from Dominion voting

00:20:55.000 And there is some misinformation out there, both from the left and the right.

00:20:57.000 However, this attorney who works with the Trump administration, Sydney Powell, researcher, look up her credibility, had this to say yesterday regarding Dominion voting.

00:21:07.000 We're fixing to overturn the results of the election in multiple states, and President Trump won by not just hundreds of thousands of votes, but by millions of votes that were shifted by this software that was designed expressly for that purpose.

00:21:25.000 We have sworn witness testimony of why the software was designed.

00:21:30.000 It was designed to rig elections.

00:21:33.000 He was fully briefed on it.

00:21:34.000 He saw it happen in other countries.

00:21:37.000 It was exported internationally for profit by the people that are behind Smartmatic and Dominion.

00:21:45.000 They did this on purpose.

00:21:47.000 It was calculated.

00:21:48.000 They've done it before.

00:21:50.000 We have evidence from 2016 in California.

00:21:53.000 We have so much evidence, I feel like it's coming in through a fire hose.

00:21:59.000 To be clear, this is not a woman who typically makes claims that she can't prove. 0.81

00:22:03.000 Let me be clear, she never makes claims she can't prove.

00:22:07.000 She's an outstanding attorney with impeccable credibility in terms of not only her credentials but the different fights that she's had.

00:22:15.000 I mean there are tons of attorneys, I mean every attorney I know has a ton of respect for her and the types of things that she's looking at and certainly we're only seeing the tip of the iceberg.

00:22:24.000 Recognizing what she's even allowed to talk about now versus the strategy of the things that they're going to get into. And really this is

00:22:31.000 something you covered I want to say week maybe like during the week in the

00:22:34.000 election was we talked about the different connections the actually

00:22:37.000 exporting it internationally in the software. These are all different facts

00:22:41.000 that have already been verified and she's putting them all together in this particular. She

00:22:45.000 has a crazy winning I think a lot of people don't know that.

00:22:48.000 If she were an athlete, because we'll play Stephen Knows Sports later, would she be a Michael Jordan or a Wayne Gretzky in the law?

00:22:53.000 In her area?

00:22:54.000 For sure.

00:22:56.000 I'm not hiring her to be a family law attorney, because that's a different thing.

00:22:59.000 Or a hand model?

00:23:00.000 Yeah, definitely not a hand model.

00:23:02.000 She's not going to be there.

00:23:03.000 Proberts?

00:23:04.000 No.

00:23:05.000 What?

00:23:05.000 Proberts?

00:23:06.000 She would be a probert, yet an enforcer. 0.58

00:23:09.000 A few old hockey fans remember the Probert reference.

00:23:14.000 But let me hit you with a few quick facts as to the actual history of Dominion, and then we'll get into some of the errors, inconsistencies that we've seen with this election.

00:23:21.000 So, these are all verifiable.

00:23:23.000 The sources are available at lightearthcrowder.com.

00:23:25.000 We'll have the link below in the description.

00:23:27.000 I want you guys to look this up.

00:23:29.000 Because there have been some people who've tried to use Benford's Law of misleading and say, oh, look at these switched votes and I think Dr. Schiever or something, that's something that's easily debunked.

00:23:37.000 A lot of these things aren't necessarily true.

00:23:38.000 It's very easy to use statistics to mislead people and I don't want to do that.

00:23:42.000 So what I want to do is provide you with a snapshot, a history lesson on Dominion, what it is, who they are, and then we'll get to what has happened this election.

00:23:50.000 So Dominion, one of their lobbyists for Dominion is actually Pelosi's former chief of staff and was listed as a Clinton Foundation, I was going to say that's a fast overlay, A Clinton Foundation donor, $25,000 to $50,000.

00:24:02.000 Now that's not definitive anything.

00:24:03.000 I just want to lay out a case here.

00:24:05.000 Texas rejected using the Dominion voting system in 2019.

00:24:08.000 They said multiple hardware and software issues that preclude the office of the Texas Secretary of State from determining that the Democracy Suite 5.5A system satisfies each of the voting system requirements set forth in the Texas Election Code.

00:24:21.000 Here's another fast fact for you in case you think these are just a bunch of crazy right-wingers.

00:24:24.000 In 2019, Democrat Senators Elizabeth Pocahontas Warren, Amy Klobuchar, and Ron Wyden, one of these things is not like the other.

00:24:31.000 Everyone here is going, Ron?

00:24:33.000 Hey, I'm here too, guys!

00:24:37.000 You're like the third witch in Hocus Pocus. 0.89

00:24:41.000 But eventually you got a walk-on role in Sex and the City, so, you know, someone recognized you.

00:24:45.000 Ron Wyden!

00:24:46.000 We need to get Ron Wyden on the show.

00:24:48.000 Somewhere Richard Painter's going, HEY!

00:24:51.000 He's killing my spread!

00:24:53.000 You don't have a bond with your future. 1.00

00:24:55.000 You're silly. 1.00

00:24:57.000 Alright, never mind. 1.00

00:24:59.000 Don't do it.

00:25:01.000 Amy Klobuchar, Elizabeth Warren, Ron Wyden issued a complaint about Dominion referencing allegations of vote

00:25:06.000 switching and other undisclosed vulnerabilities, writing, quote,

00:25:10.000 These problems threaten the integrity of our elections.

00:25:15.000 By the way, we're going to go, of course, to Bill and half-Asian lawyer Bill and Gerald Morgan, but hit the notification bell.

00:25:20.000 If you are subscribed on YouTube, because subscriptions don't mean a whole lot, the notifications let you know when something goes up here and on Crowder Bits, and of course we do Good Morning Mug Club Monday through Thursday every week, 10 a.m.

00:25:30.000 Eastern.

00:25:32.000 This is something I think a lot of people who want to try and paint this now is, oh, it's just, you know, Monday morning quarterback from Republicans.

00:25:38.000 This is something that everyone was concerned about, and some could argue even more so Democrats back in the day.

00:25:44.000 I mean, there's no question that this was a bipartisan concern.

00:25:47.000 Multiple states, multiple voting jurisdictions and authorities, people from both parties were saying, hold on, wait a minute, this system might not be exactly the way we need it to be.

00:25:57.000 Now, when you combine that with the new information that's coming out about the votes that aren't matching with what's coming out of the system, how there's these types of irregularities, at the very least, there has to be an investigation to go through all of these different questions and answer them.

00:26:12.000 Even if you're a Democrat, if you really believe in the system, then you know that the system will withstand scrutiny.

00:26:17.000 And all we're saying is scrutiny.

00:26:19.000 But even further than that, the idea that we're going to just simply walk away from one of the most important elections, going down one path with one candidate and a very different path with a different candidate, we've got to get rid of that.

00:26:29.000 Let's say we do this, okay, and Joe Biden wins, and if he wins fair and square, I understand.

00:26:33.000 But I do not trust any other elections going forward.

00:26:36.000 This is the issue, and I think many Americans do.

00:26:38.000 Half of America doesn't believe that Joe Biden won the presidency.

00:26:41.000 We've already seen so many irregularities.

00:26:43.000 This is not like any other election.

00:26:44.000 I don't think anyone here ever contested, again, like we said, Romney?

00:26:48.000 McCain?

00:26:50.000 Bush-Gore?

00:26:50.000 I even remember like, oh, well, they called it for Gore until it was 37 days.

00:26:53.000 None of those were super controversial.

00:26:55.000 This is very different, and it's widespread and systemic.

00:26:58.000 Something else, too, in August 2020, data security expert, I hope I'm saying this right, Hari Hirstie, warned that the Minion voting machines could be hacked.

00:27:05.000 He just talked about how you could just modify a few lines of code when they were doing a mock election.

00:27:10.000 They were basically saying that you could almost drag and drop, put whatever results you actually wanted into this election.

00:27:15.000 They got an update that day.

00:27:16.000 Election day.

00:27:17.000 And the week before the election, right-wing propaganda outlet and wonderful goose-steppers, PBS, Reported on the vulnerabilities of Dominion.

00:27:27.000 They found that the QR codes could be hacked.

00:27:30.000 Candidates' names could randomly disappear.

00:27:32.000 But like LeVar Burton, PBS says, usually he points to a six-year-old boy who's more credible than him for some reason, you don't have to take my word for it.

00:27:40.000 But election security experts working for the plaintiffs in the lawsuit against the state have uncovered several troubling issues.

00:27:49.000 Alex Halderman looked closely at the QR codes where the votes are encoded for the scanner.

00:27:55.000 By analyzing the structure of the QR codes, I've been able to learn that there's nothing that stops an attacker from just duplicating one.

00:28:06.000 And the duplicates count the same as the original barcode.

00:28:11.000 And in late September, another concern came to light.

00:28:14.000 During testing, election workers found half the names of the 21 candidates for Senate intermittently disappeared from screens during the review phase.

00:28:24.000 What about Ron Wyden?

00:28:27.000 What happened with Ron Wyden going skunked again?

00:28:30.000 You know, who listens to PBS News Hour?

00:28:34.000 How did Trump get to you?

00:28:38.000 How did Trump get to you, PBS?

00:28:40.000 I like how nonchalantly they said that last part in, by the way, uh, names disappear.

00:28:45.000 Yeah, yeah, it's like just half, I don't know, just the right half. 0.99

00:28:47.000 And by the way, people you voted for... are not.

00:28:53.000 What do you mean?

00:28:53.000 They're just not.

00:28:54.000 They're just not a thing.

00:28:55.000 We don't know.

00:28:57.000 This is unreal.

00:29:00.000 Now let me get to what's exactly happened this election just to be clear.

00:29:03.000 So this is pre-election.

00:29:05.000 Pre-election of all the concerns that we had covered.

00:29:08.000 We talked about potentially compromised votes and this was one of those sort of I guess intangible is where you go, I don't know how much fraud there could be.

00:29:15.000 We can look at the ballots that were, you know, absentee ballots, people who were not supposed to be on voter rolls, people who were in different states.

00:29:20.000 But this is just one of those things that we can't account for.

00:29:22.000 Oh, and by the way, we don't know how many, but the system where everyone pretty much votes, then you just switch your vote.

00:29:28.000 Yeah.

00:29:29.000 So there's that.

00:29:32.000 I mean, it's almost at this point, like, people are forgetting that it's undisputed that this already had a demonstrated problem.

00:29:37.000 Well, they're not forgetting, they're ignoring it.

00:29:39.000 Right, right, right.

00:29:40.000 Or they're thinking that everyone else is going to forget.

00:29:42.000 Again, it's just not saying, oh, well, hypothetically it could possibly happen.

00:29:46.000 Which maybe you could argue from some of the stuff earlier, well, we're going to work it out, we're going to solve it, and hypothetically we can fix it, and then you just go to a week and a half ago and realize it actually did already happen in Michigan.

00:29:59.000 Yeah, and this is the same machine that voted Elizabeth Warren to being an Indian. 0.76

00:30:05.000 Are we surprised?

00:30:07.000 Are we surprised that technology is hackable?

00:30:09.000 Like, is this breaking news, really?

00:30:12.000 I mean, seriously, I mean, come on.

00:30:13.000 And they did a movie about this, or a documentary, I should say, with that guy who said, you just change a few lines of code.

00:30:18.000 He went in and bought one of these machines, hacked it, put the card in and said, vote for whoever you want to and record your vote.

00:30:25.000 He flipped all of their votes.

00:30:27.000 On purpose, to show them this could happen.

00:30:29.000 Like, this is not news.

00:30:30.000 We should have known this.

00:30:31.000 He flipped the votes?

00:30:32.000 That's almost disconcerting.

00:30:32.000 He did.

00:30:34.000 It's really easy to hack you when you hand a mail-in ballot to somebody that disagrees with you.

00:30:40.000 So you're a Trump voter, huh?

00:30:42.000 Someone walks up with a BLM shirt and an Antifa patch and you're like, hey...

00:30:48.000 Get this vote where... I get it where it's supposed to go.

00:30:51.000 You can trust me.

00:30:53.000 When you hold up your vote like this and he's like, oh yeah, it's filed.

00:30:57.000 Filed, yes.

00:30:58.000 Yeah, they just throw it right at you.

00:31:00.000 Yeah, got it.

00:31:01.000 Hold on a second.

00:31:02.000 Wait, hold on.

00:31:03.000 Are you making a paper plane and that's not maturity?

00:31:07.000 This is illegal.

00:31:08.000 Is that a plane?

00:31:10.000 I don't know why they would do that.

00:31:11.000 They just make two towers out of your neighbor's ballots?

00:31:15.000 They're playing Jenga with Kent County from Grand Rapids.

00:31:18.000 That's the Republican county!

00:31:20.000 It fell off! 1.00

00:31:21.000 Fuck em! 1.00

00:31:22.000 Is this why Pennsylvania took so long to count? 1.00

00:31:26.000 There are so many reasons Pennsylvania took so long.

00:31:28.000 It's laying in the river like an Italian.

00:31:31.000 I don't know if there are any Italians left in Flint.

00:31:32.000 I'm half Italian.

00:31:33.000 Are you really?

00:31:34.000 So you can say it.

00:31:35.000 You really couldn't have done very well in prison.

00:31:37.000 Being half Italian and not in the mob.

00:31:39.000 Oh, they wouldn't even let me in the nice room where you got the big bread. 0.99

00:31:44.000 They just raped you in an orange shower cap. 1.00

00:31:47.000 So now let's get to what has actually happened. 0.99

00:31:50.000 That's circumstantial.

00:31:51.000 That's just speculation.

00:31:52.000 People saying, hey, this could happen.

00:31:53.000 Again, Democrats and PBS saying, this could happen at election, specifically with this voting software.

00:31:58.000 And Sidney Powell saying, we have proof that it has happened that we haven't necessarily revealed yet.

00:32:01.000 Well, here's what's publicly available.

00:32:03.000 Michigan, a county using Dominion systems, flipped blue.

00:32:06.000 This was the 6,000 votes that switched from Biden to Donald Trump.

00:32:10.000 Now they said, though, it's because one of the clerks Forgot to update the software.

00:32:15.000 And then I had also heard reports that the clerks just didn't update the tally.

00:32:18.000 And I'm going, hold on a second.

00:32:19.000 My iPhone, it updates automatically.

00:32:23.000 And if I don't update automatically, it says, do you want me to remind you later?

00:32:25.000 And I say, yeah.

00:32:26.000 It goes in one minute, in two minutes, in four minutes, in one hour.

00:32:28.000 How about you just change it now?

00:32:30.000 I'm like, I'm working right now, iPhone.

00:32:32.000 Don't upgrade automatically.

00:32:33.000 But it does it.

00:32:34.000 And the people in charge of our elections, that system can't just I mean, it can't just go to a satellite and be like, hey, let's make sure this thing is flawless.

00:32:41.000 What kind of update do you need to make sure that it doesn't switch votes automatically?

00:32:45.000 Like, hold on, that was the previous version.

00:32:47.000 What kind of update only switches votes to Joe Biden?

00:32:51.000 Yeah, we need to update it so it doesn't do that anymore.

00:32:55.000 Hold on, guys.

00:32:56.000 We know the old version just made the names disappear.

00:33:00.000 The new version is the one that switched the names.

00:33:04.000 The third one is that it just doesn't let you vote at all.

00:33:06.000 If you choose the wrong one, the floor opens and you drop into a pit.

00:33:09.000 Right.

00:33:09.000 It'd be like if they gave you a ballot, your mail-in ballot, two pens and one pen.

00:33:14.000 They said if you're Republican, use this.

00:33:15.000 And it's just disappearing ink.

00:33:16.000 Yeah, it's just invisible ink.

00:33:17.000 It's like, I don't see anything.

00:33:19.000 Ah, no, it'll appear later.

00:33:21.000 Oh, you didn't get a white paint marker?

00:33:23.000 Am I the only one?

00:33:25.000 Stephen, that's what happened in the election of 1932.

00:33:26.000 It's the old Invisible Inc.

00:33:29.000 joke.

00:33:30.000 Oh, I should have known better.

00:33:32.000 Have there been any switches to this degree for Donald Trump?

00:33:35.000 You just saw in New Hampshire a 5-6% lead for that Republican just when they did a recount of the votes.

00:33:40.000 Now usually, if there's no kind of direct fraud, you'll do a recount, maybe a 0.5% difference.

00:33:45.000 This happened in New Hampshire!

00:33:48.000 It's been going on across the country, and I don't want to get off on a rabbit trail.

00:33:51.000 You know, we have heard about election fraud from the Democrats.

00:33:54.000 Have we? 0.96

00:33:54.000 They've been pointing out that there is no way that black men, women, and Hispanic men and women came out in record numbers to support this racist president. 0.96

00:34:04.000 And they are trying to find every excuse they can to say, I don't know what happened.

00:34:09.000 Well, the good news is they only came out in record numbers for Donald Trump outside of Detroit, Philadelphia, Atlanta.

00:34:18.000 So for some, so yeah, it was record number of minorities and women. 0.99

00:34:21.000 And then a few counties, it was a fifth of that.

00:34:25.000 CNN even announced that he was taking Detroit when I was there.

00:34:29.000 Yeah!

00:34:29.000 And then all of a sudden overnight, he didn't.

00:34:32.000 At what point do you call that night?

00:34:34.000 Do you call it early morning when it's 445?

00:34:35.000 That's true.

00:34:36.000 Yeah, it was in the morning, wasn't it?

00:34:39.000 Either way, someone's getting hit in the head with a Bristol board in Detroit as they cover up the poll stations.

00:34:44.000 They let all the wild roaming deer and turkey over there vote as well in downtown Detroit.

00:34:50.000 Can I just say this out loud, but we'll go through some of the details here, but as far as passing the sniff test, Joe Biden got 10 million more votes than Barack Obama ever did.

00:35:01.000 Barack Obama was charismatic.

00:35:02.000 I watched that guy shoot three pointers.

00:35:04.000 I don't like him, but I get it.

00:35:07.000 Joe Biden, people who voted for him are like, I don't like him.

00:35:11.000 And I don't get it.

00:35:12.000 I don't know how this is the guy.

00:35:13.000 Our bench left this guy.

00:35:15.000 It's like if you were to go to your second string players on your bench, and there's a quad amputee. 0.97

00:35:19.000 They're like, ah, put me in coach.

00:35:21.000 You're like, all right.

00:35:22.000 I figure you're about due.

00:35:23.000 She's just duct taping bats to the nubs. 1.00

00:35:26.000 All right, OK, just bunt. 0.99

00:35:28.000 Remember, bunt. 1.00

00:35:29.000 Ain't nothing in the rule book, says the quadriplegic cat.

00:35:31.000 Ain't nothing in the rule book.

00:35:33.000 It's basically the water boy, but he's not a champion.

00:35:39.000 What's he gonna say?

00:35:39.000 The Waterboy actually can put more sentences together.

00:35:41.000 Oh, easily.

00:35:42.000 And he doesn't get tired in the first act.

00:35:46.000 So that's Michigan.

00:35:47.000 Now we have two Georgia counties. 0.86

00:35:49.000 They've been using Dominion software.

00:35:50.000 They reported glitches, of course, during this election.

00:35:52.000 Spaulding County, Georgia, which went 60% for Trump in 2016.

00:35:56.000 They were one of the counties with a glitch that prevented day of voting for hours.

00:35:59.000 Remember we talked about that.

00:36:00.000 It was like, oh it was a glitch!

00:36:01.000 And people just couldn't vote for hours.

00:36:03.000 Now keep in mind, people who vote same day tend to be Republican and they tend to be gainfully employed. 0.99

00:36:08.000 They can't professionally protest and burn down Walgreens and shit. 0.95

00:36:10.000 So it's very hard for them to wait several hours in addition to the lineup. 0.96

00:36:15.000 So a several hour shutdown of the system can lead to a five, six, seven hour delay for you to vote.

00:36:21.000 And you actually have a job to get to, so it makes it tough.

00:36:25.000 That's one of the glitches that happened.

00:36:27.000 Another one that had happened was in Georgia.

00:36:30.000 Where was it?

00:36:31.000 Fulton County?

00:36:32.000 I'm trying to see here.

00:36:34.000 There's no explanation, by the way, for that glitch.

00:36:37.000 The Spalding County, there was another county.

00:36:38.000 What's the other Georgia county?

00:36:39.000 There was another Georgia county.

00:36:40.000 Can we have Reg?

00:36:42.000 Either DeKalb or Gwinnett County.

00:36:44.000 I thought it was Fulton County.

00:36:45.000 Fulton also had some issues.

00:36:46.000 It's where Atlanta was, right?

00:36:48.000 It was in Atlanta.

00:36:49.000 The counties around Atlanta, yeah.

00:36:50.000 Oh, so this is what happened.

00:36:52.000 There was no explanation that was consistent.

00:36:55.000 Election officials tried to say, well, you know what, actually, there was a glitch.

00:36:59.000 It was due to an overnight upload problem.

00:37:01.000 And then the representative for Dominion said, no, it wasn't.

00:37:06.000 People said, well, what was the glitch?

00:37:07.000 They said, no.

00:37:08.000 I mean, I don't know why you're asking questions.

00:37:09.000 Didn't you see that CNN said Biden's president?

00:37:11.000 Yeah, you don't need to worry about that anymore.

00:37:13.000 But what is the glitch?

00:37:14.000 They said it's this.

00:37:15.000 Dominion says, no, it's not.

00:37:16.000 There is no answer.

00:37:18.000 Do we have any reporters in this country?

00:37:20.000 Are there any journalists left?

00:37:21.000 Not anymore.

00:37:22.000 You're gonna do a whole film about Aaron Brockovich and water that's not even as toxic as Flint, and right now you have the most corrupt election of our time, and you have city election officials going like, ah, it happened because of overnight upload, and the people in charge of the upload saying, no it didn't, and then people are going, good enough for me!

00:37:36.000 And they go to stab a cigarette at Denny's!

00:37:39.000 Well unlike Aaron Brockovich, there's no hero to make a movie about.

00:37:44.000 Not yet.

00:37:44.000 It was Morgan County.

00:37:46.000 Morgan County was another one.

00:37:48.000 I apologize.

00:37:49.000 I will say this.

00:37:50.000 We do have some reporters at CNN.

00:37:51.000 They are covering how our favorite mayor Rudy Giuliani is actually unwittingly working for the Russians.

00:37:58.000 I swear to you that is what they said this morning.

00:38:01.000 Is he unwittingly working on behalf of the Russians?

00:38:04.000 You think we wouldn't put it down?

00:38:05.000 Are we really going back to that?

00:38:07.000 Come on! 0.61

00:38:08.000 You can't cover the election?

00:38:09.000 You can cover that?

00:38:09.000 I wouldn't be surprised if, like, Dominion servers were in Russia.

00:38:13.000 I would not be surprised.

00:38:14.000 Certainly China, or, you know, Germany, or whatever.

00:38:16.000 They're just in the disputed Chechnya area.

00:38:18.000 Right, yeah.

00:38:19.000 No problem.

00:38:19.000 And I was like, well, the servers are in Georgia.

00:38:22.000 Well, I guess that makes sense.

00:38:23.000 You're doing votes in Georgia.

00:38:24.000 Like, no, they're in Georgia.

00:38:25.000 The country.

00:38:26.000 Yeah.

00:38:27.000 You gotta go across thousands of miles of ocean.

00:38:29.000 Why would you put them there?

00:38:31.000 Your guess is as good as mine.

00:38:32.000 Cheap space.

00:38:33.000 Is CNN not still crying?

00:38:36.000 No.

00:38:36.000 Okay.

00:38:36.000 Oh yeah, about the, well it's funny with CNN that night, you know they didn't expect the

00:38:41.000 mail-in ballots.

00:38:42.000 This is something too that's important to note.

00:38:43.000 You know, and I said that I wouldn't, because we passed them to Young Turks, but Young Turks, 1.00

00:38:45.000 so just briefly, and then CNN, MSNBC, if you look at the reaction on election night, right,

00:38:51.000 until we went, they were pissed.

00:38:52.000 Until we went to bed, they were like, I can't believe that we're losing this.

00:38:55.000 How could you make this mistake again, Democrats?

00:38:57.000 They were pissed.

00:38:58.000 In other words, when they say, well, we knew there was going to be this graph because of mail-in ballots, well, we did know, and we said before this election stream, that we did expect mail-in ballots to be largely Democrat.

00:39:08.000 That stands the reason just because one party said, you're going to die if you go out and have a slight cough, and the other party said, hey, you should vote in person to make your vote count.

00:39:16.000 But the Democrats, what's really important is just go back in your little time machine and watch all of news media and all Democrats, let's say at about 11 p.m.

00:39:26.000 It was like a death march.

00:39:27.000 Yeah, they thought it was over.

00:39:28.000 We announced it.

00:39:29.000 Right!

00:39:30.000 That's true.

00:39:31.000 Yeah, so did we!

00:39:33.000 So did we!

00:39:33.000 We were like, well, listen, it looks like they're going to stop.

00:39:34.000 And because they said they were going to stop counting.

00:39:36.000 Remember, they said, well, you know, we're going to stop counting and start at nine in the morning.

00:39:39.000 And we thought, OK.

00:39:40.000 Took an hour and a half nap in the hammock.

00:39:42.000 People have heard this story ad nauseum.

00:39:43.000 And I get a text from Audie Wade, like, yeah, they started counting again. 1.00

00:39:45.000 I said, you're bullshit! 0.99

00:39:47.000 There was this elementary school telephone tree, and it was like every Democratic chairman called every other Democratic chairman in the precinct. 1.00

00:39:54.000 It was like, get the count, get the count, get the count, get the count!

00:39:56.000 What about those votes we sent you?

00:39:58.000 Put them in a Coleman cooler and get them out here! 0.87

00:40:00.000 I'll put some boom mics over it.

00:40:01.000 We'll say it's camera equipment.

00:40:02.000 Yeah, thanks to magic, all of a sudden Greg Kinnear shows up with a bag of letters for Santa.

00:40:08.000 Good news!

00:40:09.000 Magic, everyone!

00:40:10.000 Oh, he knows about Joseph Biden!

00:40:12.000 Look at this! 1.00

00:40:16.000 I'd like to see him put in a mental institution. 0.99

00:40:18.000 Greg Kinnear? 0.98

00:40:19.000 No, Joe Biden.

00:40:21.000 If it were a miracle on 34th Street, it would just be death.

00:40:25.000 It would be dying in a ward.

00:40:26.000 Would it be a miracle on 25th Amendment when they pull that in? 0.70

00:40:34.000 Drag him out of office.

00:40:37.000 It's magic!

00:40:39.000 I feel like every time he runs, that's his defense for tripping and falling forward.

00:40:41.000 He's just like, I gotta run!

00:40:43.000 And what would you like for Christmas, little girl?

00:40:45.000 Kamala Harris as president! 0.96

00:40:47.000 I think I can pull that off.

00:40:50.000 Should be easy enough.

00:40:51.000 Now if you wouldn't mind staying here, I'd like to smell your neck.

00:40:55.000 I'm Father President.

00:40:57.000 Can you really crawl down chimneys?

00:41:00.000 No, this is one Santa who's coming through the front door.

00:41:04.000 You'll hear me up the stairs.

00:41:05.000 Your parents will open it up for a photo op, and then I'll sniff you like a cologne ad.

00:41:10.000 I'll come in the front door, the back never opens.

00:41:14.000 Is there anything that I'm missing on Dominion and voting fraud with Sidney Powell?

00:41:17.000 Because we have fraud week all week and tomorrow I think is Georgia.

00:41:20.000 We end with Pennsylvania.

00:41:21.000 We're going to have a lot.

00:41:22.000 There's going to be more coming out this week.

00:41:23.000 We know that there's going to be additional information.

00:41:25.000 We've just seen the tip of the iceberg from Sidney Powell and the other information.

00:41:29.000 So this is the best week to be doing it.

00:41:31.000 Stay tuned.

00:41:32.000 Yeah, well, so one thing you and I talked about this before, Bill, we need to see evidence

00:41:36.000 very quickly, right?

00:41:37.000 If we go too much longer without seeing hard evidence, all we're going to hear about is

00:41:40.000 cases being thrown out, these kind of more weak cases that were being brought, because

00:41:44.000 it's hard to prove some of these things, right?

00:41:45.000 Even if they happened.

00:41:46.000 Some people have a theory that they're doing this to buy themselves time, that they don't

00:41:50.000 expect these cases to stick so that they can do a case, which is the voting for the Dominion

00:41:55.000 But does that actually hold water, do you think?

00:41:57.000 Could that be a strategy?

00:41:58.000 The reason is because, remember we talked about certification dates.

00:42:02.000 A lot of these lawsuits are trying to either stop or push back the certification date because

00:42:06.000 once you get to the certification threshold, you're way far down the road about trying

00:42:11.000 to then overturn it.

00:42:13.000 And that's what, you know, when you look at Bush v. Gore and, you know, saying, okay,

00:42:16.000 wait a minute, we're going to keep looking at things, we're going to keep doing our canvassing.

00:42:19.000 So if the Democrats are able to say, no, no, no, no, we don't have to look at the Dominion

00:42:22.000 fraud until afterwards, there will come a point where even if you prove that there's

00:42:26.000 fraud...

00:42:27.000 It doesn't matter.

00:42:28.000 Like imagine in a year from now if we were to prove fraud, what are we going to go back

00:42:31.000 I can just undo everything.

00:42:32.000 I mean it'll cause incredible chaos.

00:42:34.000 So that's why the Republicans are making a huge push now.

00:42:36.000 The different lawsuits in the different jurisdictions.

00:42:38.000 But why the Dominion thing is such a hard thing to look at is there's no one who is a poll watcher in the Dominion software.

00:42:45.000 So you're having to be able to put together more information that you would normally do over three, six, nine months of discovery, depositions, inspections, forensic examinations.

00:42:55.000 But you're having to put all of that together now in order to do it before the certification date.

00:42:59.000 Right.

00:43:00.000 And also, keep in mind, if they're trying to trap, and I don't know, sometimes I'm disappointed where they present these arguments, they just have a witness that really it's circumstantial evidence at best, and they don't really provide a whole lot, and I get it, we're frustrated, but if they actually do have the Moab, right, they said they're going to release the Kraken, that's what Sidney Powell said, if they do have that, they can't tip their hand publicly, they've got to bet once and bet right.

00:43:21.000 So, I'm hoping that's what's going on, and not just a big build-up to raise money for the legal defense, because if that happens, I'm going to be pissed, and Donald Trump's going to lose me.

00:43:30.000 In other words, if this is not proven verifiably with these specifics that this administration has gone out and claimed, I'm going to be pissed, and I'm not going to be in their corner at that point.

00:43:39.000 Because you've said you've got evidence, specifically, that relates to millions of votes being switched.

00:43:44.000 Boats being switched.

00:43:45.000 A lot of votes, though.

00:43:46.000 That'd be fun.

00:43:46.000 Tommy the Tugboat's like, hey!

00:43:48.000 Does my vote not count?

00:43:49.000 You voted late, Tommy the Tugboat!

00:43:51.000 Um, so, if they do not prove this specifically in court, they're going to lose me as a supporter.

00:43:59.000 Now, I think there's enough evidence of fraud with, or at least unconstitutional running of the votes, right, that happened, of course, in different precincts.

00:44:07.000 I think that may be enough of an issue to sow distrust in the election where, if any contract is based on fraud, right, it's effectively null and void.

00:44:15.000 If people agree that there wasn't a truthful original basis for the contract, But I don't know, they're claiming the Dominion thing, they're claiming the voting system thing.

00:44:23.000 They better have something, otherwise... And here's why I think they do, because Sidney Powell is not someone who's only worked for this administration, like Half-Asian Bill is saying.

00:44:32.000 This is someone who wants a career after this administration, whether it's now or four years from now.

00:44:37.000 Right, exactly.

00:44:38.000 And also the Weatherbells, you know, Graham and McConnell, I mean these guys are spineless amoebas and they would not tie themselves to someone losing and for some reason they have gone all in defending Donald Trump.

00:44:49.000 They haven't done that in the past.

00:44:51.000 It's been wishy-washy.

00:44:52.000 So it makes me think there's something there that we don't know.

00:44:55.000 But that's entirely speculation.

00:44:56.000 Yeah, we'll see.

00:44:57.000 And I think one of the reasons that you see the media doing such a hardcore press right now on them to do transitions, Joe Biden's the president-elect, they're now using COVID as leverage for that saying.

00:44:57.000 It'll come out.

00:45:07.000 If you don't start transitioning now, we're going to have problems with this and the rollout.

00:45:11.000 And so everything you hear is baseless claims.

00:45:12.000 Everything takes slower in COVID except for this.

00:45:15.000 Except for this, I'm like, oh, we need to push it through.

00:45:17.000 Wait, wait, wait.

00:45:18.000 You guys are telling me that Joe Biden had an actual plan.

00:45:21.000 Because I remember during these debates, and we're not that long ago, in the town halls, where we were like, are you going to pack the courts?

00:45:26.000 I don't know.

00:45:29.000 What are you going to do about COVID?

00:45:30.000 I don't know.

00:45:32.000 It's chief of staff.

00:45:33.000 Ask Carmella. 0.98

00:45:34.000 You mean Kamala?

00:45:35.000 That's racist. 0.99

00:45:36.000 I think he said plan not to shit his pants, but it was more of a hope. 0.99

00:45:40.000 It was really more of a hopeful clench.

00:45:43.000 Hope is not a plan, sir.

00:45:45.000 And a face scrunch.

00:45:46.000 Not to mention any Imodium commercials.

00:45:49.000 Beverly Mitchell has a corner on that market.

00:45:53.000 Speaking of Corona, look what CNN's telling us.

00:45:55.000 They just said Moderna has a 94% effective vaccine.

00:45:59.000 Don't you love, we're going to talk about COVID a little bit here, how the media said that Rand Paul is anti-science because he said that you're immune to COVID if you catch it.

00:45:59.000 Correct.

00:46:10.000 This is funny, don't you love how Cuomo said, I wouldn't trust a vaccine from this administration.

00:46:14.000 And here's the thing, I don't know if there was a reason that Donald Trump was talking about distributing the vaccine, that it wouldn't go to New York State.

00:46:21.000 Like, I don't know if there was a conversation with Cuomo.

00:46:23.000 I wouldn't trust it.

00:46:23.000 Or he just said it publicly just to watch his eyes.

00:46:27.000 And we're going to give it to the whole country, except New York.

00:46:30.000 Talk to Cuomo about that.

00:46:31.000 He said, what?!

00:46:32.000 And then the other speakers also acknowledged it.

00:46:34.000 That's what I love.

00:46:35.000 Like, accept that, Governor.

00:46:40.000 You said he didn't want it!

00:46:41.000 We're in agreement.

00:46:42.000 We all agree.

00:46:43.000 Him and Fredo, you know.

00:46:47.000 Well, Fredo, maybe he'll be one of the other cases of people who catch COVID twice.

00:46:50.000 So, this is the story now that's been making the rounds.

00:46:52.000 It was happening, I think, Saturday, right?

00:46:54.000 As soon as we were not broadcasting.

00:46:56.000 Rand Paul made the suggestion that you are immune to COVID if you have already had it, and of course the left lost their minds Let's look at, this is one thing they say, you need to follow the science.

00:47:06.000 So I am going to give you irrefutable science and numbers that I think, I think you will deem to be as definitive as science gets.

00:47:14.000 And I don't mean like definitive like there are 57 genders on a face, but I mean like actual science with numbers and percentages.

00:47:20.000 But here's the comment that Rand Paul made first.

00:47:23.000 But the other thing is, is we have 11 million people in our country who have already had COVID.

00:47:28.000 We should tell them to celebrate.

00:47:30.000 We should tell them to throw away their masks, go to restaurants, live again, because these people are now immune.

00:47:35.000 But Dr. Fauci doesn't want to admit to any of that.

00:47:38.000 Dr. Fauci's like, oh, that was me until the election occurs.

00:47:42.000 And now maybe he'll be changing his attitude.

00:47:45.000 I just love picturing Fauci somewhere in the White House going, hey, Hey, whoa, it's me!

00:47:51.000 I don't sound like that!

00:47:52.000 His friend's like, yeah, you do, you do.

00:47:54.000 He's like, do I sound like that?

00:47:55.000 I don't sound like that.

00:47:58.000 Oh, do I sound like that?

00:47:59.000 Are you intentionally changing your voice not to sound like that?

00:48:02.000 Am I seriously a downer, guys?

00:48:06.000 Wait, wait.

00:48:06.000 You guys don't like me?

00:48:07.000 What's going on?

00:48:08.000 It's almost like people aren't happy to see me.

00:48:10.000 Weird.

00:48:12.000 I usually bring Zima.

00:48:12.000 I don't know.

00:48:13.000 I got Seagram's wine coolers you ladies want some? 0.96

00:48:23.000 I've loved and loathed them ever since that Bruce Willis commercial.

00:48:27.000 So that's what Rand Paul said, and then he was absolutely excoriated by the left for not following the science.

00:48:34.000 Here you go, they just lit him a blaze.

00:48:36.000 And I think that Dr. Paul needs to be held to a higher standard.

00:48:38.000 He is a physician.

00:48:39.000 He is a medical doctor.

00:48:40.000 He knows better than that.

00:48:42.000 And to pander to this kind of nonsensical unreality that some people live in really just baffles the mind.

00:48:49.000 The only hint of Trumpism on the Republican side of the committee today came from Crank Paul, who tried to suggest that it is a fully scientifically proven fact that if you survive a coronavirus infection, you are absolutely immune to coronavirus.

00:49:06.000 I don't know why he would say that.

00:49:07.000 For your viewers out there, to correct misinformation, there is no evidence that if you've been infected with COVID-19 that you're immune from reinfection for any period of time.

00:49:17.000 Well, you know what?

00:49:18.000 Thank you.

00:49:18.000 I will correct misinformation.

00:49:21.000 I know some of you guys may know because you've read the show, Matt, but bear with me.

00:49:25.000 Some of you have not.

00:49:26.000 At the time of this comment from Rand Paul, 52 million, about 250,000 cases of COVID.

00:49:29.000 A lot.

00:49:32.000 Yeah.

00:49:34.000 Now let me ask you this.

00:49:37.000 How many would you guess?

00:49:39.000 Because they're saying there's no science.

00:49:41.000 This has been going on since January.

00:49:42.000 Some people have said since before January.

00:49:45.000 How many would you guess have been reinfected with COVID?

00:49:48.000 So we have a sample of 53 million.

00:49:51.000 Let's round it.

00:49:51.000 Just call it 53 million.

00:49:53.000 So for us to definitively be able to say that at least for a year or so you cannot recontract COVID, you would think that it would have to be a very small number of people who've contracted.

00:50:02.000 They're saying you cannot make that claim.

00:50:04.000 We need to fact check that misinformation.

00:50:05.000 How many people who have caught COVID of the 53 million cases do you think have recontracted COVID?

00:50:10.000 Like half of a ray, but I would I would think it would a comedian. Well, you know, you should know to build

00:50:16.000 For you're right for It's actually for people is it really for people globally?

00:50:29.000 Yeah, I don't look things up Does this guy look like he?

00:50:34.000 Everyone I ask, they'd be like, well maybe if there are a few thousand or a few hundred.

00:50:38.000 I'd say tens of thousands.

00:50:39.000 At that point, you would say tens of thousands?

00:50:41.000 At a fifty-two million, yeah.

00:50:42.000 Four.

00:50:43.000 It's four?

00:50:44.000 Four on Saturday.

00:50:45.000 He's still on four.

00:50:46.000 Four?

00:50:46.000 He'd be like, wait, wait, wait, let's go back.

00:50:49.000 Four?

00:50:49.000 Not like four million.

00:50:50.000 No, no, no, no, no, no, no.

00:50:51.000 Four million.

00:50:53.000 Total.

00:50:55.000 Period.

00:50:55.000 Quattro.

00:50:56.000 Here, here, you know what?

00:50:57.000 This is what it is.

00:50:58.000 So start to say, start to say, slowly say for me, Dave Landau, four million?

00:51:03.000 That's it.

00:51:04.000 Just four.

00:51:05.000 Just four.

00:51:05.000 I'm sorry, four?

00:51:06.000 Say four million.

00:51:07.000 Four people out of 53 million recontracted COVID.

00:51:11.000 And I hear they lied about it the first time.

00:51:15.000 Not so much them, it was the hospital.

00:51:17.000 Oh, you have COVID?

00:51:19.000 No, I have a motto.

00:51:21.000 I'm gonna put COVID to be safe.

00:51:23.000 More money, please.

00:51:24.000 More money, please.

00:51:25.000 So, by the way, in the first one, this is the one where, so people got really scared because there was one guy, it was widely publicized from Hong Kong.

00:51:31.000 Sorry, half-Asian Bill. 0.99

00:51:32.000 Sorry.

00:51:33.000 He should be sorry.

00:51:35.000 Everyone publicizes saying, can we re-get, can we re-get COVID?

00:51:37.000 So there are four total, but the first case was a guy from Hong Kong.

00:51:40.000 And here's the thing, he's a special case because his immune response was atypical.

00:51:44.000 This is a quote, when doctors tested his blood to look for antibodies to the virus, they

00:51:47.000 didn't find any.

00:51:49.000 After the first time he had COVID, that could mean he either had a weak immune response

00:51:52.000 to the virus the first time around, or that the antibodies he made during his first infection

00:51:56.000 diminished over time.

00:51:57.000 But during his second infection, he quickly developed, here's what's important, this is one of the guys who recontracted COVID, and by the way, he may not have had COVID, if you look at this, or at least he didn't have an immune response because he didn't have antibodies.

00:52:07.000 But that would make you think, second, like, dodged a bullet the first time, you get the second time, it's like a game of Russian roulette with five rounds in the chamber.

00:52:15.000 And the other three are Freddie Mercury.

00:52:20.000 During his second infection, he quickly developed more antibodies, suggesting that the second infection acted a little bit like a booster to fire up his immune system.

00:52:27.000 That's probably the reason he didn't have any symptoms the second time, too. 0.98

00:52:32.000 Web-M-fuckin-D! 0.96

00:52:35.000 So a guy who has no immune system beat the virus twice with no symptoms? 0.99

00:52:40.000 What?

00:52:41.000 Well, let's end Thanksgiving somehow.

00:52:43.000 I've had a sore throat for three weeks because Tim from HR put a guillotine choke on me improperly.

00:52:48.000 I wish I could be this Hong Kong gentleman.

00:52:50.000 No, it was properly.

00:52:51.000 I had a fulvid, how do you know?

00:52:52.000 Testa say so.

00:52:53.000 Oh, do you feel?

00:52:55.000 Oh, I feel fine.

00:52:55.000 Yeah, but by the way, if you're under 50 years old, your body actually has a higher effective rate of curing that than the vaccine.

00:53:02.000 It's like 99.98... Speaking of numbers... Especially this body.

00:53:07.000 I don't like when you rub that robe.

00:53:11.000 Don't let that robe touch the ground!

00:53:13.000 You asked me to.

00:53:14.000 Let's do the numbers here as a percentage, and I don't do math very well, and my half-Asian lawyer Bill Richman, I just, it's the luck of the draw, not a math Asian. 1.00

00:53:23.000 Nope.

00:53:23.000 That means less than point, and I'll count so you see, point zero zero zero zero zero zero six zeros, seven percent of people who got COVID ever recontracted.

00:53:35.000 That's point Zero, zero, zero, zero, zero, zero, seven percent of people who contracted COVID ever actually recontracted the disease.

00:53:44.000 So the left wants you to think that you need to shut down the entire economy and that it's misinformation, because that's what Rand Paul was arguing.

00:53:50.000 We have people out there who are immune.

00:53:52.000 They should be going out living their lives so that at this point, hopefully we can develop herd immunity, which also the left said, oh, is not an easy thing.

00:53:57.000 Now they're talking about only giving us enough vaccines to develop herd immunity.

00:53:57.000 Yeah.

00:54:01.000 The context of Rand Paul was saying, you are immune, throw away your mask, go out and let's

00:54:05.000 restart society so that we don't destroy the economy for generations to come.

00:54:09.000 The left is saying, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, we've got to shut everything down because

00:54:13.000 if you have had the virus, it's anti-scientific to tell people they can't get it because really

00:54:17.000 they're only 99.9999993% likely to not catch it again.

00:54:24.000 And the cases where people have, they didn't have symptoms a second time.

00:54:27.000 What, you think people should be willy-nilly walking around with a 99.9999993% survival rate going to gas stations without masks?

00:54:37.000 What are you out of your trees, Seth?

00:54:39.000 You don't care about grandpa.

00:54:40.000 It's not even the survival rate, it's the reinfection rate.

00:54:42.000 The reinfection rate!

00:54:43.000 The survival rate is 100% for those guys.

00:54:45.000 I think all four of them will still be walking around.

00:54:47.000 Oh my goodness, that is insane.

00:54:49.000 Well, I think he's certainly pandering.

00:54:54.000 Anti-science physician! 0.95

00:54:56.000 I mean, every person that I talk to, no matter what their politics are, says there's no question that the messaging from the Democrats and the progressive left about what the science is continues to change.

00:55:08.000 Like, remember 37 years ago in March when we were told don't wear masks?

00:55:12.000 And we were saying, you know, two weeks to...

00:55:12.000 Right.

00:55:16.000 50 days to flatten the curve.

00:55:18.000 Then it was, you know, don't worry, it's going to be fine, we're going to get a vaccine.

00:55:22.000 Now it's according to Cuomo, don't trust the vaccine.

00:55:25.000 Everything's going to be bad.

00:55:26.000 Now we've got to shut everything down again.

00:55:28.000 But now we've got to wear masks.

00:55:29.000 But then, you know, because the science proves that six feet is going to make a difference.

00:55:33.000 Look at the standard that that doctor used.

00:55:35.000 He was like, 100% certain that you absolutely can't get it ever again.

00:55:41.000 Is that the standard for masks?

00:55:42.000 Is that the standard for six feet?

00:55:44.000 And by the way, these same people say, there's no science that tells us that hormone replacement therapy for young boys has any deleterious effects.

00:55:51.000 Really?

00:55:52.000 Because there's actually a significantly increased likelihood of cancer, specifically prostate cancer, specifically testicular cancer, if men have high estrogen levels.

00:55:52.000 Really?

00:56:01.000 Let's be clear.

00:56:02.000 There's far more science in on pumping men, particularly prepubescent boys, full of estrogen, being cancerous, than there is of your chance of recontracting COVID.

00:56:10.000 We're going to talk about science that's settled.

00:56:12.000 You say, well, the science is out.

00:56:13.000 And listen, we don't know about recon... No, no, you have to... It's not about... Here's the thing with science, it's just like the law.

00:56:19.000 It's not, did they use a scientific method?

00:56:21.000 It's, is the scientific standard applied equally?

00:56:25.000 Right.

00:56:25.000 And when people say, oh, let's... Use a good example, the FDA.

00:56:28.000 The FDA, where they talk about cigars, so I occasionally enjoy a pipe or a cigar, right?

00:56:33.000 And they lumped, when they did a study with the FDA, they lumped everyone in and said, this is your increased likelihood of lung cancer and esophageal cancer, right?

00:56:39.000 Then when they separated pipe smokers, and this is an actual statement you can bring up from the FDA, there was someone who conducted a study, they separated people who smoked two cigars per day or less, and I think they had like four pipe bowls a day or less, which would be really high for a cigar smoker, right?

00:56:52.000 We occasionally have a cigar.

00:56:54.000 They actually found out that the statistical chance of any increased mortality was 0%, and the statistical chance of increased mouth or esophageal cancer was about 4%, less than non-coffee drinkers to coffee drinkers.

00:57:07.000 There you go.

00:57:08.000 Cancer risk's nearly nil, but the FDA still comes out and goes, whoa, hold on, the science isn't out.

00:57:12.000 If there's a 4% chance, here there's a .0000007% chance.

00:57:14.000 How is the science out on one and not the other?

00:57:20.000 Right.

00:57:21.000 And that's what the doctor could have easily said.

00:57:22.000 He could have said, look, I disagree because we don't know definitively yet.

00:57:26.000 There is very little evidence that anybody is going to get this again and have severe symptoms.

00:57:30.000 We've only had four cases.

00:57:31.000 He could have said all that.

00:57:32.000 If he was a doctor... If he says we've only had four cases, he's out of a job as a professional commentator on CNN.

00:57:38.000 His politics were getting in the way of him being an actual doctor, a physician, right?

00:57:38.000 I agree.

00:57:43.000 Instead of saying this is what's going on, you can probably go out and be And let's not ignore the brotherhood there that Sanjay Gupta went in and had his cousins there.

00:57:52.000 What do you have to say there, Dave Lando?

00:57:53.000 I have no idea.

00:57:54.000 Oh, really?

00:57:55.000 Oh, good. 0.57

00:57:55.000 I was going to say that vaping makes a 99.0007% chance of looking gay. 0.57

00:58:02.000 That's true.

00:58:03.000 That's proven already.

00:58:04.000 But it's right there.

00:58:05.000 When it comes as a birth control device, I mean, the JUUL is truly revolutionary.

00:58:09.000 No, not the JUUL.

00:58:09.000 It's the vape mods.

00:58:10.000 I had a guy, you know, Skyler Turden uses it.

00:58:14.000 But it was inspired by, I was in a car and this guy next to me had Lil Wayne, who I like, of course, because he votes the right way.

00:58:19.000 and uh he was next to me with a vape mod and it was like purple and he had like that he had the wheels in his car that uh didn't do the jumping yeah they just elevated a little you know what i mean like didn't do the full jump a little bit of a little bit of hydraulics and he puts it up on his lips so this is you know he goes and he looks at me oh boy he looks at his lips and goes and blows it out and i said you look like you're blowing optimus prime Purple silver device it looks like you're going down on short-circuit if I caught my kid with one I would go listen here's Marlboro Reds and a cowboy hat

00:59:02.000 Or, I know where there's a guy who will have sex with you. 1.00

00:59:05.000 Just don't... Wait. 0.99

00:59:08.000 You can have sex with the guy when you're of age. 0.99

00:59:11.000 The point is, let's skate. 0.99

00:59:13.000 And by the way, I say this as someone who...

00:59:15.000 And don't worry, the disease you catch, you won't get twice.

00:59:17.000 That's a farce.

00:59:19.000 That's a fart.

00:59:20.000 You just have to treat it early, otherwise you end up like Al Capone.

00:59:23.000 I'm just the guy in the white robe, it's fine.

00:59:25.000 Is it okay to say because I'm in a white robe?

00:59:27.000 Yeah.

00:59:27.000 No.

00:59:28.000 I think it makes it definitively less okay to say anything in a white robe.

00:59:31.000 And I say this as someone who occasionally uses Johnny Boy's vape, I'm not going to lie.

00:59:35.000 And you have the CBD in there.

00:59:37.000 Why do you have to blame it on him?

00:59:39.000 You just threw him under the bus.

00:59:40.000 Because I feel like it.

00:59:41.000 Again, the question of the day is Dominion Voting.

00:59:45.000 If you know that your state is using it, what your voting process was like, what confidence you have in it, and if you have followed up on it.

00:59:51.000 That's the question of the day.

00:59:52.000 Right now, we are going to go exclusively to Mug Club for people who are not yet members.

00:59:57.000 Crowder Election Stream is the promo code.

00:59:59.000 You get $30 off until this election is actually called.

01:00:02.000 And it's loudearthcrowder.com slash Mug Club.

01:00:04.000 We're about to play Stephen Knows Sports.

01:00:06.000 And take your chat.

01:00:06.000 YouTube, thank you very much.

01:00:09.000 Hold on.

01:00:10.000 I messed up.

Louder with Crowder - November 16, 2020

DOMINION SYSTEMS ELECTION FRAUD? Everything We Know | Good Morning #MugClub

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