Louder with Crowder - Hot Teacher Did WHAT With Her Student?! | Louder with Crowder

00:00:00.000 Outro Music.

00:00:29.000 Welcome back to Cultural Appropriation Month.

00:00:31.000 Uh, uh, yeah.

00:00:36.000 Uh, uh, yeah.

00:00:37.000 Yeah?

00:00:38.000 Uh-huh.

00:00:52.000 This is Dr. Thomas Mann-McLeiser, CEO of Leiser Pharmaceuticals.

00:00:56.000 This is my assistant, Al Borschen.

00:01:00.000 Al is actually a survivor of rape and incest.

00:01:04.000 His parents were going to have him aborted, but decided not to.

00:01:07.000 Thanks.

00:01:08.000 How are you feeling today?

00:01:10.000 Good?

00:01:11.000 I don't think so, Tim.

00:01:12.000 Great, Al Borschen.

00:01:14.000 As you were.

00:01:16.000 I know that many of our clients are upset about the Roe vs. Wade overturning, but I have good news. 1.00

00:01:21.000 If you've taken any of the vaccinations or boosters recommended by celebrities or other people on the internet, having a baby is going to be the least of your concerns, I assure you.

00:01:33.000 For those of you that are worried you can still get pregnant, we have a brand new product just for you. 0.82

00:01:39.000 It's a brand new abortion vaccine.

00:01:43.000 It'll make sure...

00:01:45.000 El Borschen!

00:01:47.000 The wrong label is on this box.

00:01:52.000 The Lizer abortion vaccine.

00:01:54.000 Just take a bunch of these and you'll be sterile. 0.83

00:01:56.000 And the best part about this abortion vaccine is they're already available where our other vaccinations are. 0.69

00:02:04.000 In the very same syringes, unbeknownst to even the people that work there.

00:02:08.000 So just go in, ask for those, and they'll give them to you.

00:02:11.000 Two of them, three of them, they're free.

00:02:13.000 You just ask and you can have them.

00:02:15.000 So, for proof that it works, Here's some testimonials.

00:02:19.000 I gotta tell you, before I had all the vaccines and all the boosters, I was always worried about getting pregnant.

00:02:25.000 My husband and I would even have to wear condoms.

00:02:28.000 But now, I don't risk it at all.

00:02:30.000 I can just worry about what meals I have to make.

00:02:33.000 My husband goes at it raw, and sometimes he brings his friends over.

00:02:38.000 And we have adult parties, just starring me.

00:02:41.000 And then afterwards, we have coffee.

00:02:43.000 And they'll go, do you want any cream?

00:02:45.000 I go, I think I've had enough.

00:02:47.000 I'm going to get some sleep.

00:03:36.000 Minestrone.

00:03:37.000 Not bad.

00:03:38.000 I like a good Italian wedding soup in the morning.

00:03:43.000 Ahoy everybody and welcome to Louder with Crowder with Dave.

00:03:49.000 There it is.

00:03:50.000 All right.

00:03:51.000 Worked on that for an hour.

00:03:52.000 Nailed it.

00:03:52.000 Yes, I did.

00:03:53.000 My coordination skill's not very good, but practice makes almost perfect.

00:03:57.000 Anyway, welcome to the show.

00:03:59.000 We're gonna have a very, very big show today, and remember, if we're thrown off of YouTube, you can catch us on Rumble, anywhere you find podcasts, and of course, check us out on Mug Club, on The Blaze, and, you know, subscribe!

00:04:10.000 Yeah!

00:04:11.000 Yeah, you get a mug and you get lots of fun after the show where we don't have to be so censored.

00:04:18.000 Not even so much censored in a way I just realized that was there.

00:04:23.000 How dare you?

00:04:25.000 They're not a sponsor.

00:04:27.000 The lawsuits will follow.

00:04:28.000 That's fine.

00:04:29.000 No big deal.

00:04:30.000 So will Area 51.

00:04:30.000 All right.

00:04:33.000 Doesn't exist, Dave.

00:04:33.000 What are you talking about?

00:04:34.000 No, it's not real.

00:04:35.000 Not real at all.

00:04:35.000 Well, they told us they were aliens.

00:04:37.000 They don't put them there.

00:04:39.000 In 2020, we were like, we don't care.

00:04:41.000 That's how bad 2020 was.

00:04:42.000 They were like, yeah, aliens.

00:04:44.000 Nah, whatever.

00:04:45.000 Get a bigger Fristafri. 0.82

00:04:47.000 No big deal.

00:04:48.000 No big deal.

00:04:49.000 Well, let's introduce everybody, because we're already starting it up.

00:04:52.000 Gerald A.

00:04:54.000 How are you, sir?

00:04:54.000 Good morning.

00:04:55.000 Ahoy.

00:04:55.000 I'm doing fantastic.

00:04:57.000 Thanks for asking.

00:04:58.000 Yeah.

00:04:59.000 Did I ask?

00:04:59.000 You didn't ask.

00:05:00.000 How are you?

00:05:01.000 Why didn't you ask?

00:05:02.000 How's the new baby?

00:05:03.000 Baby's fantastic.

00:05:04.000 Sleep is getting better, but it's still hard to come by.

00:05:06.000 I've learned that you just shouldn't price sleep in life.

00:05:08.000 You don't get it early.

00:05:08.000 You don't get it late.

00:05:09.000 And then you don't get it when you have kids.

00:05:11.000 And so I'm just like, ah, screw it.

00:05:12.000 Have you heard of shaking the baby?

00:05:15.000 Only enough.

00:05:16.000 Yeah, just enough to make sure he sleeps.

00:05:18.000 Well, of course.

00:05:19.000 Just saying, this is advice I have.

00:05:22.000 Not advice at all.

00:05:23.000 Make sure you shake it just enough to get a good night's sleep.

00:05:27.000 There's a difference between rocking and shaking.

00:05:29.000 Shake it until the noises stop.

00:05:33.000 None of these things are true except what I said.

00:05:36.000 Shake it until you can take the college fund back.

00:05:41.000 I didn't want to give up my game room anyway.

00:05:43.000 No, but congratulations, of course.

00:05:45.000 And then, uh, Tokunawan, how you doing?

00:05:46.000 Back from Maui.

00:05:47.000 Yep, good morning.

00:05:48.000 Good morning.

00:05:49.000 Freshly married?

00:05:50.000 Oh yeah.

00:05:51.000 And then we got, uh, the new man hangs out with the sexy Ninja Turtles, uh, Casey Bones.

00:05:55.000 How are ya?

00:05:56.000 Good morning, good morning.

00:05:57.000 I had to think of a new one.

00:05:58.000 It was either that or... I gotta think of a new one.

00:06:00.000 The, uh, case of base.

00:06:03.000 I like that.

00:06:03.000 You like that one?

00:06:04.000 Case of base.

00:06:05.000 All right.

00:06:06.000 And of course, uh, Tim the Toolman, how you doing today?

00:06:09.000 Morning, sir.

00:06:10.000 One of my favorite people on earth, please welcome Crawdaddy.

00:06:14.000 Oh, thank you, David.

00:06:15.000 How are you?

00:06:16.000 He switched it up on me today last time.

00:06:17.000 That's right.

00:06:18.000 Yeah.

00:06:19.000 Yeah.

00:06:19.000 I was over here in the way.

00:06:20.000 I think you're over there.

00:06:22.000 Yeah.

00:06:22.000 Well, you guys can, we can switch right now if you want.

00:06:25.000 I think it's good.

00:06:26.000 You want to do musical chairs?

00:06:27.000 See how it goes.

00:06:28.000 I can sing.

00:06:29.000 Please don't.

00:06:30.000 You know what I'm doing?

00:06:33.000 And of course, you hear him, and I know you love him, and you're glad to have him back.

00:06:37.000 What a black-haired cutie! 0.99

00:06:38.000 What the hell? 0.99

00:06:41.000 Thanks for having me back.

00:06:41.000 I appreciate it.

00:06:42.000 How are you?

00:06:43.000 I'm good.

00:06:43.000 And how's the new little one?

00:06:44.000 Good.

00:06:45.000 He's solidifying.

00:06:46.000 I've been doing the shake method, too.

00:06:47.000 Yes.

00:06:48.000 And before, he was kind of like, you know, really floppy.

00:06:50.000 Now he's kind of solidifying, and it's working out.

00:06:52.000 Nice.

00:06:52.000 I did that.

00:06:53.000 They tend to tighten up a little bit.

00:06:54.000 Yeah.

00:06:55.000 When he's seven, got a real stutter.

00:06:59.000 It's training.

00:07:01.000 It's training.

00:07:02.000 Garrett saw the shake weight and he's like, why?

00:07:04.000 I have a kid.

00:07:04.000 I have kids.

00:07:06.000 I've been working out with Vettel.

00:07:07.000 Yeah, totally fine.

00:07:08.000 It's my first.

00:07:09.000 Interesting aside, was your Casey reference the Ninja Turtle guy, the baseball bat?

00:07:13.000 Casey Jones.

00:07:15.000 He went to school with John and Steven.

00:07:16.000 Did he really?

00:07:18.000 At the same school.

00:07:19.000 The imaginary kid.

00:07:20.000 The actual guy?

00:07:22.000 What?

00:07:23.000 He didn't pay money for this.

00:07:25.000 The cartoon?

00:07:25.000 The baseball bat.

00:07:26.000 Oh yeah, the guy from the original 1980, or 1990, was it?

00:07:30.000 He was their most famous alumni.

00:07:33.000 Really?

00:07:34.000 The guy who played Casey Jones?

00:07:36.000 Where is he?

00:07:37.000 What year did he die?

00:07:39.000 Where are they now?

00:07:40.000 Yeah, that's pretty cool.

00:07:41.000 You guys knew a lot of celebrities.

00:07:43.000 Stephen has a picture with John Candy.

00:07:45.000 Oh yeah.

00:07:46.000 Look how lucky that is.

00:07:47.000 That's a great picture, too.

00:07:48.000 It's a good time.

00:07:48.000 They kind of had to hire Canadians when they went up there to make cheap films, so we got to hire the locals.

00:07:53.000 But John Candy, that's like the greatest meat of all time.

00:07:56.000 Yeah, that's the king of all.

00:07:58.000 I think of all comedy.

00:08:00.000 And he was killing it then.

00:08:01.000 Everything he did was a hit.

00:08:02.000 I loved it.

00:08:03.000 Yeah, you got a picture with him at peak John Candy.

00:08:06.000 Yeah, well, there was really no non-peak John Candy.

00:08:08.000 That's true.

00:08:09.000 Well, he didn't live long enough to have, you know, no peak.

00:08:12.000 No, I mean there was, his last movie was, uh, not good.

00:08:17.000 There was this Wagon's East.

00:08:18.000 Wagon's East, really?

00:08:19.000 Right!

00:08:20.000 Not horrible, but not, well I mean compared to comedies of now it was brilliant.

00:08:25.000 But compared to his other body of work is all I'm saying.

00:08:28.000 Right, it was the lesser candy film.

00:08:30.000 Lesser candy, indeed.

00:08:31.000 But he crossed all lines, they were little kids when they met him.

00:08:34.000 Yeah.

00:08:35.000 His staff was trying, we gotta go, we gotta go, we don't have...

00:08:37.000 And he said, Hey, I'm hanging out with Steven and Jordan here.

00:08:40.000 Yeah.

00:08:40.000 Give me a few minutes.

00:08:41.000 That's incredible.

00:08:41.000 They just felt so.

00:08:42.000 Yeah.

00:08:43.000 That's incredible.

00:08:43.000 And he's, you know, he's six, three, four, 400 pounds.

00:08:46.000 He's larger than life.

00:08:47.000 Right.

00:08:48.000 So literally.

00:08:48.000 Yeah.

00:08:48.000 I read his biography and there's just people were telling him to quit smoking.

00:08:51.000 He's like, yeah, it'll stunt my growth.

00:08:53.000 I'm not worried about it.

00:08:57.000 Shouldn't you be telling me to smoke?

00:08:58.000 Yeah, exactly.

00:09:00.000 So we can reverse this trend?

00:09:02.000 Yeah, I don't think he cared.

00:09:03.000 Trend is shrink.

00:09:04.000 Yeah.

00:09:05.000 Well, let's talk about this.

00:09:06.000 We're going to have a lot of interesting topics on the show today, and of course the question of the day.

00:09:10.000 Let me throw that to you.

00:09:12.000 We'll be getting to the BTS visit to the White House a little bit later in the show, but since we missed AAPI Heritage Month, which ended yesterday... Sadly.

00:09:23.000 What?

00:09:23.000 What is that?

00:09:26.000 Asian American Pacific Islander, I think, is what I was just told a minute ago when I asked the very same question.

00:09:30.000 I thought it was like The Rock.

00:09:33.000 Yes.

00:09:34.000 I thought it was a retirement magazine.

00:09:36.000 Yes.

00:09:38.000 I thought it was just more letters at the end of the LGBTQ thing.

00:09:42.000 I thought we were just adding.

00:09:43.000 They gotta keep adding them.

00:09:45.000 AAPI plus Heritage Month.

00:09:48.000 Just roided out Tongan men. 0.99

00:09:50.000 The rock.

00:09:52.000 But honestly, what's your favorite Asian contribution to America?

00:09:57.000 Honest question.

00:09:57.000 There's so many.

00:09:58.000 I like Rush Hour.

00:10:01.000 Rush Hour's good.

00:10:02.000 Yeah?

00:10:02.000 Yeah, for sure.

00:10:03.000 Rush Hour 2?

00:10:03.000 Not as good.

00:10:04.000 I mean, it's still good.

00:10:05.000 I still like it.

00:10:06.000 Still Jackie Chan and Chris Tucker, but it's not as good.

00:10:09.000 Yeah, it's not as good.

00:10:11.000 I like the movie Oldboy.

00:10:12.000 I suggest go home and watch that.

00:10:15.000 Family friendly.

00:10:17.000 Enjoy every minute of it.

00:10:22.000 It's a story about an old man.

00:10:24.000 I'm guessing.

00:10:25.000 Coming to grips with his age.

00:10:28.000 It's a fun twist at the end.

00:10:30.000 You go, wow!

00:10:31.000 Heartwarming.

00:10:33.000 Don't watch the Josh Brolin one.

00:10:36.000 Or do!

00:10:38.000 Back to back.

00:10:39.000 Whatever you want.

00:10:40.000 Start with Josh.

00:10:41.000 Yeah.

00:10:41.000 And with the original.

00:10:42.000 Sounds bad.

00:10:43.000 Fine film.

00:10:44.000 Fine film.

00:10:45.000 Family-friendly film.

00:10:46.000 Very family-friendly.

00:10:47.000 I watch it with my kid once a week.

00:10:51.000 I think that's why he doesn't sleep.

00:10:55.000 Also, you can join Stephen and I, where you're going to be on tour.

00:10:59.000 You can check us out at our website, and then you can also check me out.

00:11:04.000 I'll be at Grand Junction, Colorado, the night before our tour, June 17th.

00:11:10.000 At the Mesa Theater, I'll be with Maxwell Hughes, who was formerly of the Lumineers.

00:11:14.000 He's going to be doing some music with me.

00:11:16.000 And of course, Matt McClowry.

00:11:17.000 And then the next night, you can see us in Colorado Springs.

00:11:21.000 Myself, of course, Matt McClowry, and Steven, and I assume Thomas Finnegan might be making a special appearance.

00:11:30.000 Wow.

00:11:30.000 When I hear Grand Junction, I just want to say, what's your function?

00:11:33.000 I know.

00:11:33.000 I always looked at, I didn't know it was a place.

00:11:38.000 You're like, wait, this town's real?

00:11:39.000 Yes.

00:11:39.000 This isn't one of those spaghetti western towns they stood up for a minute?

00:11:42.000 It sounds like it's a fake.

00:11:44.000 Yeah, they just put it up.

00:11:45.000 Is it near Colorado Springs?

00:11:47.000 No, it's like six hours.

00:11:49.000 Oh wow.

00:11:49.000 Yeah, yeah, it's pretty far.

00:11:50.000 I wanted to make sure there wasn't like a lot of overlap when we did that.

00:11:54.000 Yeah.

00:11:55.000 You want people to drive a little bit, but not too far.

00:11:58.000 Yes.

00:11:58.000 And I kind of wanted to do something a little different, like toss in, because I like the Lumineers, so I wanted to toss in like one of the original guys who's a fan of the show.

00:12:08.000 So I don't know why he's not in the band.

00:12:10.000 I'm going to guess conservative, but I don't know.

00:12:14.000 It happens.

00:12:15.000 Who knows?

00:12:16.000 We all know that, you know, that would never happen to a band.

00:12:19.000 No.

00:12:20.000 You know, Mumford & Sons, I don't think it would ever.

00:12:22.000 No, it would never happen.

00:12:23.000 No, nobody cares about politics inside the music industry.

00:12:29.000 All right.

00:12:31.000 It's the first day of Pride Month.

00:12:33.000 So here's a pair of drag queen twins to tell us how to be a good queer ally. 1.00

00:12:41.000 Bad advice with sugar and spice. 0.96

00:12:44.000 How to be a gay ally. 0.85

00:12:45.000 Oh my goodness.

00:12:47.000 Step 1. 0.97

00:12:48.000 Only refer to us as your gay best friend. 0.98

00:12:51.000 Remember, we only respond to, hey gay. 0.98

00:12:54.000 Step 2. 0.96

00:12:56.000 Use us as a prop or accessory.

00:12:58.000 We're clearly only useful for gossiping, shopping, and telling you that you look pretty.

00:13:04.000 Step 3.

00:13:05.000 Make sure to go to Gay Pride and wear your Love is Love t-shirt. 0.99

00:13:08.000 All while staying with your homophobic, transphobic, misogynistic, woman-hating, Trump-loving boyfriend. 1.00

00:13:14.000 Oh dear. 1.00

00:13:22.000 I would do sugar first.

00:13:23.000 Gerald?

00:13:26.000 Gerald, your thoughts?

00:13:30.000 I think they received a lot of bad advice in their life.

00:13:35.000 Both of them?

00:13:36.000 I thought it was all great advice.

00:13:38.000 I can remember none of it.

00:13:44.000 Just wear your MAGA hat.

00:13:47.000 Wear a rainbow MAGA hat and confuse everyone.

00:13:50.000 Are you saying they're passable?

00:13:51.000 Who I am! 0.98

00:13:52.000 No, I'm just distracted by how like their voices are just disgusting. 0.94

00:14:00.000 So, Garrett, they're, you know, that and also untalented. 0.94

00:14:04.000 Well, that too.

00:14:05.000 That as well.

00:14:06.000 It does sound like the lunch lady. 1.00

00:14:07.000 It does.

00:14:08.000 You want some more mashed potatoes?

00:14:10.000 I got some advice for you.

00:14:11.000 Yeah.

00:14:12.000 Don't I sound like a good broad?

00:14:15.000 Yeah.

00:14:15.000 Be a good ally.

00:14:16.000 Here's the mashed potatoes.

00:14:19.000 Are you just coughing in that?

00:14:21.000 It was. 0.95

00:14:22.000 I would never call that person gay.

00:14:24.000 I would never assume that that is a gay person.

00:14:26.000 No, that would be the first thing.

00:14:27.000 Yeah, I never assumed that drag queen necessarily means gay, though.

00:14:30.000 No, I don't either.

00:14:31.000 It didn't used to.

00:14:31.000 Now I have no idea.

00:14:33.000 I'd be thoroughly confused, but I wouldn't call them gay.

00:14:36.000 But no one will ever get it right.

00:14:38.000 It's too confusing.

00:14:39.000 That's the whole point.

00:14:39.000 It doesn't matter how long this plays out, it cannot be fixed.

00:14:41.000 Like rolling the dice.

00:14:43.000 That's why any time that it happens with me, I'm like, I always gotta be like, oh, I had no idea.

00:14:48.000 That's right.

00:14:51.000 Eddie Murphy.

00:14:52.000 What?

00:14:54.000 Huh?

00:14:55.000 I was just giving her a ride home. 0.97

00:14:57.000 How was I able to tell in broad daylight?

00:15:00.000 I thought it was a woman. 0.99

00:15:02.000 That had a penis because I was told I didn't need to be a bigot. 0.99

00:15:07.000 I just didn't know these things happened. 1.00

00:15:09.000 I was enthralled by his, her, mine.

00:15:11.000 It said Melrose at like 3 p.m.

00:15:14.000 and he's like, I was simply... It's like, can you imagine if Eddie Murphy just gave people rides home?

00:15:20.000 And I love Eddie Murphy.

00:15:21.000 Me too.

00:15:22.000 I get it, I get it.

00:15:23.000 You were with a lot of people and you wanted to step a little bit into the danger zone.

00:15:29.000 Right on the edge.

00:15:32.000 Well, let's talk about this.

00:15:35.000 Speaking of things that shoot.

00:15:38.000 I don't know what that means.

00:15:40.000 Joe Biden is a gun expert.

00:15:41.000 Did you guys know that?

00:15:42.000 Oh, yeah.

00:15:43.000 Yeah.

00:15:43.000 I mean, I wouldn't let him handle one.

00:15:45.000 More of a shotgun expert.

00:15:46.000 Oh, yeah.

00:15:48.000 But speaking to reporters on the White House lawn Monday, Biden had some interesting comments about 9mm rounds.

00:15:58.000 They weren't extremely intelligent.

00:16:00.000 That brings us to this week in Biden. 0.92

00:16:02.000 If you have a problem figuring out whether you're for me or Trump and you ain't black. 0.53

00:16:06.000 And they showed me an x-ray. 0.99

00:16:09.000 He said a .22 caliber bullet will lodge in the lung.

00:16:15.000 We can probably get it out.

00:16:16.000 Maybe it'll save a life.

00:16:19.000 9mm bullet blows the lung out of the body.

00:16:23.000 So the idea of these high-caliber weapons is that there is simply no rational basis for it

00:16:38.000 in terms of what you see about...

00:16:41.000 I mean, I just, I remember it.

00:16:43.000 The Constitution, the Second Amendment, was never absolute.

00:16:49.000 If you have a problem figuring out whether you're for me or Trump, then you ain't black. 1.00

00:16:54.000 Hey guys, I think we know he's gonna say stupid stuff. 1.00

00:16:56.000 Let's have him take questions exclusively in front of a helicopter. 1.00

00:16:59.000 I think my brain is just melting on the inside.

00:17:04.000 I love the little duck tail he has in the back of his head.

00:17:06.000 It's an interesting hairstyle.

00:17:08.000 It is.

00:17:09.000 It's like he's gonna try for a mullet.

00:17:11.000 You know what?

00:17:12.000 I think he's going after the Donald Trump look.

00:17:14.000 Oh, you're right.

00:17:15.000 He's going to comb it over.

00:17:15.000 He's like, look what I do.

00:17:16.000 I can do this little thing.

00:17:18.000 It's not what Donald Trump's doing.

00:17:21.000 This is my thing.

00:17:21.000 Yeah, yeah.

00:17:22.000 He's going to have his own.

00:17:23.000 But one day it's just gold.

00:17:25.000 It just slowly gets more golden as it goes around.

00:17:29.000 What are you talking about?

00:17:29.000 It's always been this color.

00:17:31.000 As gold gets, the economy starts getting better.

00:17:33.000 We start recovering.

00:17:36.000 Keep his hair.

00:17:39.000 He was kind of making the case for why we use 9mm, wasn't he?

00:17:43.000 I thought that was the whole purpose.

00:17:44.000 I couldn't hear over the chopper.

00:17:46.000 Someone's coming to my house in the middle of the night to do harm.

00:17:47.000 I kind of hope their lungs get damaged.

00:17:50.000 Yeah, right?

00:17:51.000 By accident, he is a gun expert.

00:17:53.000 Well, can you imagine being the Secret Service agent standing over there hearing this and going, oh my gosh.

00:17:58.000 Because you know they know about this stuff.

00:17:59.000 Like, yeah, yeah, Joe, that's right.

00:18:01.000 A nine millimeter will rip the entire lung out of a human body. 0.98

00:18:04.000 Nailed it.

00:18:05.000 You see the Secret Service agent throw his gun and be like, all right, I'll use karate.

00:18:09.000 How's that?

00:18:10.000 Fine.

00:18:11.000 Let's see how that works.

00:18:12.000 He couldn't pick like a .45?

00:18:13.000 He said high caliber and he said 9mm.

00:18:18.000 Ah, good.

00:18:18.000 Calculated.

00:18:19.000 I don't think he knows what it is.

00:18:20.000 He's like, what if I... It's like .22!

00:18:21.000 Yeah, he's like, what did Hunter leave in a trash can outside of school?

00:18:25.000 Yeah, 9mm.

00:18:26.000 Yeah, yeah.

00:18:26.000 Rips the lung ripper at her thing.

00:18:28.000 I freak out if I accidentally put the magazine in with my practice rounds.

00:18:31.000 I go, oh!

00:18:32.000 Don't want that one.

00:18:33.000 We want the one that does the most damage in there. 0.97

00:18:35.000 Yeah.

00:18:36.000 I would like to take things out.

00:18:37.000 You can hurt people.

00:18:38.000 Don't want to punch holes in people.

00:18:41.000 Well that brings us to Gerald Knows Stuff.

00:18:44.000 Gerald Knows Stuff.

00:18:45.000 I really think my stinger should be better.

00:18:56.000 That is so good.

00:18:57.000 No it's not!

00:18:58.000 Is it hermeneutic?

00:19:00.000 Lobbying for a better stinger.

00:19:03.000 I think it's the best stinger in the history of the show.

00:19:05.000 The best stinger I've ever seen.

00:19:07.000 I love it.

00:19:08.000 Who's running?

00:19:08.000 Is it Hermes?

00:19:09.000 So good. 0.95

00:19:10.000 Oh, I hate all of you.

00:19:13.000 It's almost QB.

00:19:14.000 I think it's solid.

00:19:16.000 We should have people vote right now.

00:19:18.000 Tell us what you think in the chat.

00:19:20.000 Brilliant.

00:19:21.000 Hit the like button if you like Gerald Stinger.

00:19:24.000 If you like Gerald Stinger, please like and comment right now and tell us what you like about it.

00:19:32.000 Don't forget to mention the Greek columns.

00:19:35.000 Fantastic, I appreciate that.

00:19:37.000 Alright, so Joe Biden, I don't know if you guys saw this, released his plan to fight inflation.

00:19:43.000 Thank God, he's been delaying it just a little bit.

00:19:45.000 But he did it on Tuesday.

00:19:46.000 He addressed it in an op-ed that he wrote for the Wall Street Journal, entitling it, My Plan for Fighting Inflation.

00:19:52.000 My plan is to address inflation.

00:19:55.000 Starts with a simple proposition.

00:19:57.000 Respect the Fed.

00:19:58.000 Respect the Fed's independence.

00:20:01.000 Which I have done and will continue to do.

00:20:04.000 My job as President is not to Not only nominate highly qualified individuals for that institution, but to give them the space they need to do their job.

00:20:14.000 I'm not going to interfere with their critically important work.

00:20:18.000 The Fed has two responsibilities.

00:20:21.000 One, full employment.

00:20:22.000 Two, stable prices.

00:20:24.000 Chair Powell and other leaders of the Fed have noted at this moment they have a laser focus on addressing inflation, just like I am.

00:20:32.000 And with a larger complement of board members now confirmed, I know we'll use those tools and monetary policy to address the rising prices for the American people.

00:20:42.000 Well, the white chair is ballsy.

00:20:45.000 He's fighting inflation with more inflation, I see.

00:20:49.000 It's smart.

00:20:49.000 It's like jiu-jitsu.

00:20:50.000 I love what he did.

00:20:51.000 His first step in fighting inflation was blaming somebody else for inflation.

00:20:57.000 Hey, I will make sure that they can do their job and fight inflation.

00:21:02.000 Trust the feds.

00:21:05.000 I love that.

00:21:05.000 That's a pretty bad point.

00:21:07.000 But the other two points he outlines in his op-ed were equally horrific.

00:21:13.000 The second one was make things affordable by boosting capacity and production.

00:21:17.000 So everybody is saying that right now the supply chain issues are part of the problem and that's the reason we have Some of the issues with higher prices, the economy is opening back up and we could never have foreseen that the economy was going to open up even though when I ran for president I said we'll open up the economy.

00:21:31.000 Solid, yeah.

00:21:32.000 And then, to come out and blame oil and gas prices on only Putin, when those things were going up in the first day in office, he got rid of the Keystone Pipeline, he approved Nord Stream 2, and he's done everything that he can to make it harder on American companies to produce more oil because he wants to go green.

00:21:46.000 I got it.

00:21:47.000 He released energy, or some oil reserves, globally.

00:21:50.000 By the way, that accounted for, I think, two days worth of consumption in the United States, so that's obviously going to fix the problem for people.

00:21:56.000 Still record high gas, by the way.

00:21:58.000 Eight hours of gas is pretty solid.

00:21:59.000 Yeah, it's fantastic.

00:22:00.000 That'll solve everything.

00:22:02.000 But in case you were worried, he also is making sure that we approve tax credits for clean energy, which will obviously solve this problem tomorrow as well, right?

00:22:12.000 So that's step two of his plan to fight inflation.

00:22:14.000 Step three sounds weird.

00:22:18.000 Just hear me out.

00:22:19.000 Continuing to reduce the budget deficit.

00:22:22.000 Because he is super excited right now that the CBO came out and said that he's going to reduce the budget deficit by $1.7 trillion.

00:22:30.000 And that's fantastic, right?

00:22:31.000 Because everybody's like, oh, that's a lot of money.

00:22:33.000 The CBO actually says that after this next year, it's going down to $1 trillion deficit, right?

00:22:39.000 Dave, if you had $1,000 in debt last year, you spent $1,000 more than you made, and then this year you only spent $500 more than you made, would that be a win?

00:22:51.000 Let's say we're talking in trillions.

00:22:54.000 Why don't we just use made-up numbers at this point?

00:22:57.000 Like, I don't know, like 1.7 trillion.

00:23:00.000 You could be like, a gazillion jillion, and you'd be like, that's fine.

00:23:02.000 That's about the same.

00:23:03.000 It's close to trillion.

00:23:04.000 Guys, I'm doing a good job.

00:23:06.000 That works.

00:23:06.000 Cutting it by a gajillion.

00:23:07.000 I love that, because Garrett brought up a good point.

00:23:09.000 That's progress.

00:23:09.000 Bring up this next, this overlay, A2 here, about the CBO's budget projections are $1.6 trillion from 2023 through 32.

00:23:16.000 2023 through 32.

00:23:17.000 Just for comparison?

00:23:17.000 dollars from 23 through 32. Just for comparison, 1.6 trillion dollars as a deficit would be

00:23:28.000 higher than we've ever had in history other than COVID as a deficit.

00:23:33.000 So here's his play.

00:23:34.000 I don't know much, but I know bar graphs.

00:23:36.000 That doesn't look good.

00:23:37.000 That bar graph looked drastic, right?

00:23:39.000 We reduced the COVID.

00:23:40.000 It seemed to rise just at the end.

00:23:42.000 Yeah, the COVID-sponsored deficit that we had because we printed money and acted like nothing was going to happen that was bad for the economy after doing that.

00:23:49.000 But don't worry, we reduced it to about the same level as it has been at our other peak highs, but next year we're going to be at a new record high for normal times outside of COVID, and that's part three.

00:23:59.000 But it gets a little bit better here.

00:24:02.000 He also wants to, and I'll read the quote, end the outrageous unfairness in the tax code that allows a billionaire to pay lower rates than a teacher or firefighter.

00:24:10.000 Which always pisses me off.

00:24:11.000 Let's just go back and ask how much Elon paid.

00:24:14.000 What was it in 2020 or 2019?

00:24:16.000 $11 billion in income tax.

00:24:20.000 The highest level.

00:24:21.000 And by the way, the reason that this happens, if you guys don't know this, it's because most people that are in the billionaire class don't make their money from a paycheck.

00:24:28.000 They make it from risking their finances in a business or an investment where they could lose every single thing or they could make some money.

00:24:36.000 And if they do, they pay a lower rate because we want them to do that.

00:24:39.000 You are at zero risk unless you get fired of losing your paycheck.

00:24:42.000 There's no risk and so therefore you pay a higher income tax rate.

00:24:46.000 That's what they do every single time Bernie Sanders says those things.

00:24:48.000 And take a look at this other quote from Biden because I think this is really one of the game changers here.

00:24:53.000 He says in relation to the monthly job creation, he wants you to get a different understanding

00:24:58.000 of what the norm should be.

00:25:00.000 He's basically preparing you for failure.

00:25:02.000 Rather, if average monthly job creation shifts in the next year from current levels of 500,000

00:25:08.000 or something, maybe going down to closer to 150,000, it will be a sign that we are successfully

00:25:13.000 moving into the next phase of recovery.

00:25:16.000 I love it.

00:25:18.000 This kind of job growth is consistent with a low unemployment rate and a healthy economy.

00:25:22.000 So essentially what Joe Biden did, just to recap, is said it's the Fed's fault.

00:25:27.000 Basically we're going to fix things by clean energy tax credits.

00:25:29.000 I know it's Russia's fault. 1.00

00:25:31.000 And then he basically said billionaires need to pay more money.

00:25:33.000 And oh, by the way, when the numbers look really bad, don't worry.

00:25:36.000 I've already told you that's the new normal.

00:25:38.000 Thank you, Joe Biden.

00:25:39.000 and And that.

00:25:41.000 What an adult.

00:25:42.000 It's unreal.

00:25:43.000 You know when you see a penny on the ground and you're like, I ain't gonna pick that up.

00:25:47.000 It's dirty.

00:25:48.000 That's gonna be like five dollar bills.

00:25:50.000 Yeah.

00:25:52.000 Amazing.

00:25:52.000 You're gonna be burning dollar bills to stay warm.

00:25:55.000 Wiping your ass with them. 1.00

00:25:57.000 This is the whole plan right now. 1.00

00:25:59.000 It's...

00:25:59.000 Push...

00:26:00.000 I can't wait to hear your make up. 0.99

00:26:05.000 It's so ridiculous. 0.99

00:26:06.000 It's like, oh yeah, you see your hand rotting off? 0.99

00:26:09.000 Yeah, we're recovering.

00:26:10.000 That's recovering.

00:26:11.000 We're getting better.

00:26:12.000 Getting better, man.

00:26:13.000 Is there medicine for it?

00:26:14.000 No.

00:26:14.000 We're not dead.

00:26:15.000 We have more rot, though. 1.00

00:26:18.000 This man has bathed in bullshit and spin for so long, he can't possibly know the truth. 1.00

00:26:25.000 So deep in there. 1.00

00:26:26.000 I don't understand.

00:26:27.000 This doesn't make any sense at all.

00:26:28.000 And he's the guy that everybody's looking to to fight record high inflations.

00:26:33.000 And he's touting record high budget deficits.

00:26:36.000 Wouldn't you think his handlers would put out something?

00:26:41.000 Somewhat intelligent. 1.00

00:26:42.000 I think his handlers are just as stupid as he is. 1.00

00:26:45.000 Yeah, I agree. 1.00

00:26:46.000 I saw these guys making the rounds on all the Sunday shows saying we have low unemployment right now.

00:26:50.000 I think they said record low unemployment.

00:26:52.000 I'm not sure if that's accurate.

00:26:52.000 But low unemployment right now.

00:26:54.000 People have less debt and they have more savings than they've had.

00:26:58.000 So these are really good things.

00:26:59.000 These are strong things compared to other countries who are doing worse.

00:27:01.000 And I'm like, Are you looking at the guys predicting a recession saying that every time that this has happened in the last 40 years we've seen a recession within the next two years?

00:27:08.000 I think Larry Summers said that recently on those talk shows.

00:27:12.000 Are you looking at the record high budget deficit that we will have other than the two coronavirus years?

00:27:17.000 Are you looking at those statistics?

00:27:19.000 Because, by the way, the previous record was Barack Obama when you were Vice President of the United States.

00:27:23.000 Sorry, he's the current, former Vice President.

00:27:26.000 I may have spoken earlier.

00:27:28.000 Kamala Harris, President Harris, I am very sorry for saying that.

00:27:31.000 Absolutely.

00:27:32.000 But he doesn't really have any kind of a plan and it's shown.

00:27:35.000 No.

00:27:35.000 He tries to act folksy and say, I understand what gas prices do and I understand what grocery prices do around the table.

00:27:41.000 Dementia.

00:27:42.000 Yeah, exactly.

00:27:43.000 But then he pivots to blaming everybody else and deflecting responsibility because at the end of his statement he said, I've done all I can.

00:27:51.000 Now it's time for Congress to act.

00:27:54.000 Yes.

00:27:54.000 One more person.

00:27:55.000 What a leader. 0.91

00:27:55.000 He kicked the bucket. 0.91

00:27:56.000 Or passed the buck too. 0.73

00:27:57.000 He kicked the bucket.

00:27:58.000 Sorry, Freudian slip.

00:27:59.000 But I thought the buck stopped here.

00:28:00.000 No idea when that happens.

00:28:00.000 That's where the buck stopped.

00:28:02.000 I thought it was there.

00:28:03.000 It never did.

00:28:03.000 But he's like, no, I mean, I meant there over there.

00:28:06.000 No.

00:28:06.000 Defense.

00:28:07.000 No.

00:28:08.000 Well, that's what you want in a leader, is blaming everyone else.

00:28:11.000 Yeah.

00:28:11.000 That's solid.

00:28:12.000 And that has been...

00:28:13.000 Gerald Knows Stuff.

00:28:15.000 Guys, I'm gay. 0.91

00:28:26.000 What the?

00:28:27.000 I didn't hear that part the first time!

00:28:29.000 It's even better this time! 1.00

00:28:31.000 I hate all of you. 0.98

00:28:32.000 It's even better this time. 0.97

00:28:33.000 I mean, I love you, but not really.

00:28:35.000 Guys, we know you're not gay-ish. 1.00

00:28:38.000 Why the ish, Dave?

00:28:42.000 It's not exactly a ringing endorsement.

00:28:43.000 You and I have secrets.

00:28:45.000 No, we don't.

00:28:45.000 What?

00:28:46.000 Yes, we do.

00:28:46.000 We don't.

00:28:47.000 Don't lie.

00:28:48.000 Go ahead.

00:28:49.000 69, dudes!

00:28:50.000 Thank you, Bill and Ted.

00:28:51.000 Yeah.

00:28:52.000 Classic.

00:28:52.000 I don't know if you saw this yesterday.

00:28:55.000 I was excited about it.

00:28:56.000 My favorite K-pop boy band.

00:28:59.000 Oh, yeah.

00:29:00.000 Yes, BTS, also known as Bang the Slut, visits the White House.

00:29:04.000 Is that real?

00:29:04.000 No.

00:29:05.000 Oh, but BTS.

00:29:07.000 I think it stands for like, big, tiny... Something.

00:29:12.000 I'm gonna, I'm gonna just not go where my head.

00:29:15.000 So they visited the White House, huh?

00:29:16.000 On Tuesday, BTS visited the White House to talk about anti-Asian discrimination in the US.

00:29:23.000 Thank you, Karim, for your kind words.

00:29:26.000 Hi, we're BTS.

00:29:27.000 And it is a great honor to be invited to the White House today to discuss the important issues of anti-Asian hate crimes Today is the last day of the AANHPI Heritage Month.

00:29:41.000 We're here today to celebrate the meaning of the AANHPI community.

00:29:45.000 It's like a Beatles cover band just walked into the fly contraption.

00:29:52.000 Amen. There you see it.

00:29:59.000 Amen. There you see it.

00:30:06.000 Have they developed cloning machines in Korea?

00:30:08.000 I think so.

00:30:09.000 They're way ahead of us, yeah.

00:30:11.000 Yeah, they really are great.

00:30:12.000 You know, Lane speaks Korean.

00:30:14.000 He translated that for me. 0.99

00:30:15.000 It means, black people, please stop hitting us. 1.00

00:30:17.000 That's what it means. 0.99

00:30:18.000 It's, we don't want to be in front of a choo-choo. 1.00

00:30:24.000 Well, you don't like me.

00:30:25.000 Why?

00:30:26.000 Why?

00:30:27.000 I do dance.

00:30:27.000 Yeah.

00:30:29.000 I mean, I can't imagine the singing voice.

00:30:31.000 It's gotta be... Stop beating the piss out of us.

00:30:34.000 Yes, please.

00:30:35.000 Please stop punching me in the face when I'm just trying to walk to a taxi.

00:30:38.000 The activism!

00:30:39.000 Stop handicapping our SAT scores.

00:30:41.000 Yes, please. 0.95

00:30:42.000 Thanks for killing Grandpa. 0.51

00:30:44.000 The activism is slightly ironic considering in Korea it is completely normal to refuse service to someone because they are a foreigner. 0.78

00:30:52.000 Did you guys know that?

00:30:53.000 Really?

00:30:53.000 Wow.

00:30:54.000 I thought it was interesting that they brought them in on the last day of Asian American Pacific Islander Heritage Month.

00:31:00.000 Were they touring?

00:31:01.000 Maybe.

00:31:02.000 They could have been busy.

00:31:03.000 Who knows.

00:31:03.000 I just don't know.

00:31:05.000 Yeah.

00:31:05.000 But who found them?

00:31:06.000 Like, you guys know BTS, right?

00:31:08.000 And everybody in America is like, no!

00:31:09.000 And they're like, let's bring them in.

00:31:13.000 Tucker Carlson also found the whole deal a little fishy and had this to say.

00:31:17.000 Yeah, so we got a Korean pop group to discuss anti-Asian hate crimes in the United States.

00:31:25.000 Okay, good job guys.

00:31:27.000 As Noah Pollack points out, quote, the Biden administration is defending anti-Asian racial discrimination in university admissions in a case before the Supreme Court in case you wanted to compare substance versus PR.

00:31:37.000 It's not even very good PR.

00:31:40.000 Oh, right.

00:31:41.000 It's the Biden administration that's actively trying to keep Asians out of the Ivy League.

00:31:45.000 Whoa, that's right.

00:31:47.000 Oops.

00:31:48.000 Whoops.

00:31:48.000 Distraction.

00:31:50.000 But honestly, I don't think I don't think Tucker understands the power of BTS.

00:31:55.000 Yeah, I saw this dude at the Times Square station was about to push an old Korean lady in front of a train and Then Dynamite started playing and now he's volunteering at a soup kitchen.

00:32:07.000 That's a great story.

00:32:07.000 It's important.

00:32:08.000 I know.

00:32:08.000 Absolutely.

00:32:08.000 It's a heartwarming moment.

00:32:09.000 Well, I mean, and they also forgot that they took time out of their busy schedule to go and visit an old man who's senile in an old folks home.

00:32:16.000 True.

00:32:17.000 Right?

00:32:17.000 Yeah.

00:32:17.000 Isn't that nice?

00:32:19.000 That's touching.

00:32:19.000 Yeah.

00:32:20.000 There's also some behind the scenes footage where they're trying to hide Biden making some insensitive remarks to the members of BTS. 0.97

00:32:32.000 He used to stack f***s like you five feet high in Korea. 0.99

00:32:35.000 Used you for sandbags. 0.99

00:32:39.000 Oh, wow.

00:32:40.000 You can call that some behind the scenes.

00:32:43.000 Yes.

00:32:44.000 I'll be here all today.

00:32:46.000 I don't know why they keep giving him a gun.

00:32:48.000 That's weird.

00:32:49.000 Every time you hand him a gun, it's just, oh, racism.

00:32:53.000 Just comes out.

00:32:54.000 Yeah, it really does.

00:32:55.000 Just wants him right off their lawn.

00:32:59.000 There's a lot of reporting on the visit, but what we want to do is get to the truth.

00:33:03.000 So we sent out a correspondent, Lane the Brain, to DC to get an interview with one of the members of BTS.

00:33:09.000 Here is our newest segment, Street Beats.

00:33:11.000 How'd you see?

00:33:18.000 Ahjussi, wait a minute! 0.99

00:33:19.000 Wait a minute!

00:33:21.000 Ahjussi, can I ask you something?

00:33:24.000 I'm sorry, man.

00:33:25.000 There's seven of you.

00:33:26.000 Do you have anything to say about the hate crimes against Asians?

00:33:32.000 This is Laudroth Crowder.

00:33:36.000 Jin? 0.95

00:33:38.000 J-Hope?

00:33:40.000 Jimin? 0.53

00:33:42.000 Rap Monster?

00:33:44.000 Psy? I'm sorry man, there's seven of you. You all kind of look alike and that's the only people I know.

00:33:51.000 Seriously?

00:33:53.000 I mean, not like you look alike, but you're all... There's seven of you, and you're all dressed like Lex Friedman, so... I'm Francisco Longhorn.

00:34:01.000 I'm a podiatrist.

00:34:02.000 Oh.

00:34:04.000 He's a podiatrist, I guess?

00:34:06.000 I don't... I'm sorry, I love kimchi!

00:34:10.000 I mean, I guess that's street beats.

00:34:13.000 He went up to over 30 Asians and he didn't know them were the band.

00:34:22.000 Struck out every single time.

00:34:24.000 Did you ever have a Korean burger?

00:34:27.000 What's in it?

00:34:28.000 Kimchi.

00:34:29.000 Oh, that's pretty much it.

00:34:30.000 I've never had one.

00:34:32.000 No, I was honestly curious.

00:34:33.000 I've never, I would eat one.

00:34:34.000 Oh yeah, they have a place in Vegas.

00:34:36.000 It's like a K-pop burger or something.

00:34:38.000 Really?

00:34:38.000 Pretty good.

00:34:39.000 I was expecting more than it's just kimchi on a burger.

00:34:42.000 I'm like, wow.

00:34:43.000 Kimchi and they put like french fries in it.

00:34:44.000 It's actually a place right nearby.

00:34:47.000 That's true, there is one.

00:34:47.000 Is there really?

00:34:48.000 Yeah.

00:34:49.000 We'll have to go check that out.

00:34:50.000 We can't reveal where the bunker is.

00:34:51.000 No, but afterwards I need some tips.

00:34:54.000 Kimchi burger?

00:34:55.000 Well, we can't go there anymore because it's AAPI.

00:34:58.000 It was.

00:34:59.000 That was yesterday.

00:35:00.000 It was yesterday, so it's not... We can't go there anymore.

00:35:02.000 Well, you sold it so well, and then you were like, it's just kimchi, Dave. 0.98

00:35:06.000 But then there's fries on it, which I... There's fries on it!

00:35:09.000 Well, you didn't say that to begin with.

00:35:11.000 So... You two should kiss. 0.94

00:35:13.000 No!

00:35:14.000 Yes.

00:35:14.000 Get over here.

00:35:15.000 Get over here, Joe! 0.91

00:35:16.000 Go over there, do it, Gerald.

00:35:17.000 We all know you want it.

00:35:19.000 I'm not doing it.

00:35:19.000 I'll wait till I find...

00:35:21.000 You know, it's truer than you know about Biden.

00:35:24.000 Whoa! 0.71

00:35:28.000 He's just run off 21 black staffers from the White House. 0.58

00:35:31.000 Can you imagine that?

00:35:32.000 Biden did?

00:35:33.000 Did he really?

00:35:34.000 They've left.

00:35:35.000 Well, why would that be?

00:35:36.000 It is a rough environment to work in at the White House. 0.96

00:35:40.000 You ain't black! 0.89

00:35:40.000 That's interesting. 0.89

00:35:42.000 That's what he said to them, in fact, and that's why they left.

00:35:44.000 It's so weird.

00:35:44.000 Well, how many staff can there be?

00:35:45.000 Get over here, boy! 0.98

00:35:46.000 There's a lot.

00:35:48.000 Just reverting back to old Biden that used to say it all the things out loud.

00:35:51.000 shines. Domestic staff, they're all like, rub my leg here, sit over here, let's go on the pool, 0.99

00:35:58.000 the presidential pool, time to lunch. Just reverting back to old Biden that used to say

00:36:03.000 all the things out loud. Yeah, walking around with a chain.

00:36:05.000 He's the only president, well not only president, not at all, but by far, but he has said the n-word

00:36:14.000 unironically so many times on video and people are like, it's fine.

00:36:20.000 It was only eight years ago.

00:36:22.000 His first day he stepped in he was like, man it's like a racial jungle in here. 1.00

00:36:26.000 Yeah, it just rubbed people the wrong way.

00:36:29.000 How you treat Barack and Al Sharpton, it doesn't matter.

00:36:31.000 It's the people beneath you.

00:36:32.000 That's what really matters, and that's what we're seeing.

00:36:34.000 Of course. 0.96

00:36:35.000 He sucks up to Barack Obama, who completely ignores him now, which is hilarious. 0.96

00:36:40.000 Well, yeah, there's a club of him. 0.98

00:36:41.000 41 people.

00:36:42.000 They're leaving the White House. 0.98

00:36:43.000 Not beneath, as in black people are beneath him. 1.00

00:36:46.000 Just clarifying. 0.90

00:36:47.000 He made them feel that way.

00:36:51.000 Well, people always show that idea that when Barack said he'd like to be in a bunker somewhere just controlling you, you know, but it's not like he's controlling the president.

00:37:01.000 It's more like an episode of Impractical Jokers.

00:37:05.000 There they have the headpiece.

00:37:06.000 Yeah, it's not doing anything good with them.

00:37:10.000 They just wander around the stage.

00:37:14.000 Now smell that girl. 1.00

00:37:15.000 Go do it.

00:37:15.000 You know you want to.

00:37:17.000 Come out 83 minutes late to a press conference. 0.98

00:37:20.000 Now poop your pants. 1.00

00:37:21.000 Yes. 0.82

00:37:22.000 Right now.

00:37:22.000 Do it again.

00:37:23.000 Take a dump in the Vatican. 0.98

00:37:25.000 Give him the point. 0.99

00:37:26.000 You're in the holy land.

00:37:28.000 Do it.

00:37:29.000 Letterman did it better than anybody else.

00:37:31.000 Oh, he was the best, wasn't he?

00:37:32.000 There's nobody better.

00:37:33.000 What was the guy's name from next door?

00:37:36.000 Uh, from Letterman?

00:37:37.000 Yeah.

00:37:38.000 Who taped next door?

00:37:39.000 No, no, the guy from the little, uh... Was it Chris Elliott?

00:37:43.000 Party store next door.

00:37:44.000 He would get the Europeans and do it with him. 0.99

00:37:47.000 Oh, I forget his name.

00:37:49.000 Oh, great.

00:37:50.000 He's got a new interview show, too, that's actually good.

00:37:52.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I liked him as the curmudgeony, sort of, just cynical letterman.

00:38:19.000 That's what made him good.

00:38:21.000 Kind of like, yeah, he's just a letterman.

00:38:25.000 That's just, that's about him.

00:38:27.000 The bitter letterman didn't get Johnny's seat.

00:38:29.000 You know who's a great comedian that we can all agree on?

00:38:32.000 Andy Dick.

00:38:34.000 Where's he now?

00:38:34.000 Oh yeah!

00:38:35.000 Where's he now?

00:38:37.000 Well, I believe he's in jail.

00:38:40.000 The last name is very discreet.

00:38:41.000 In a trash can trying to eat sandwiches?

00:38:43.000 Yes, yeah.

00:38:44.000 I actually did like him at one point on the Ben Stiller Show and NewsRadio, but a couple weeks ago, once again, the world-renowned funny guy and superstar, I want to say Andy Dick, Oh, somehow he missed the story and I found it the other day.

00:38:58.000 Arrested for sexual battery at a campsite.

00:39:02.000 Yeah, the whole thing was caught on live stream.

00:39:05.000 Yeah.

00:39:07.000 There's no audio.

00:39:08.000 He's just getting frisked and rowing in the paddy wagon.

00:39:10.000 He's enjoying it.

00:39:12.000 This looks like the campsite.

00:39:13.000 He didn't need to be frisked.

00:39:14.000 He just requested it.

00:39:16.000 Yeah.

00:39:17.000 I might have a weapon hidden.

00:39:18.000 Good luck finding it.

00:39:19.000 You don't know where it could be?

00:39:20.000 Do you have anything sharp on you?

00:39:22.000 I have something hard.

00:39:23.000 Dig around.

00:39:24.000 That could be anybody.

00:39:25.000 We can't say that.

00:39:27.000 Trust us.

00:39:27.000 I don't know.

00:39:28.000 It was Andy Dick.

00:39:28.000 Oh no.

00:39:29.000 He's doing this thing where he's like live streaming his entire life at all times and it's the worst life you could possibly imagine.

00:39:36.000 It's very sad because I agree with you.

00:39:37.000 I think Andy Dick, he's very funny.

00:39:39.000 I thought he was a lot, very very funny.

00:39:39.000 Yeah he was.

00:39:41.000 But yeah now it's just sad.

00:39:42.000 Yeah it is.

00:39:43.000 It's really sad.

00:39:44.000 He's like eating, literally eating out of trash cans.

00:39:46.000 It's not a joke. 0.98

00:39:46.000 He did that and just sexually assaulting everybody. 0.98

00:39:49.000 Yeah, I think it's when you start sexually assaulting everyone.

00:39:53.000 Yeah. 0.71

00:39:55.000 It's the sexual battery, really.

00:39:56.000 No, no, no, no. 0.93

00:39:57.000 He's bi.

00:39:59.000 That's what it is.

00:40:00.000 He's the B. Oh, then he can just do whatever he wants.

00:40:03.000 Yeah, he gets a pass.

00:40:04.000 He needs help and he's surrounded himself with yes-men that are like Jersey Shore type people that are just like, yeah, keep doing this crappy stuff you're doing right now.

00:40:13.000 It's hilarious.

00:40:14.000 It's like, no, it's sad.

00:40:16.000 No, you need to go to rehab.

00:40:17.000 He once fondled our own Johnny Boy.

00:40:19.000 South by Southwest.

00:40:19.000 Did he really?

00:40:20.000 Really?

00:40:21.000 Came on to him.

00:40:21.000 Did he really?

00:40:23.000 Wait, wait.

00:40:23.000 Oh.

00:40:25.000 That's a different... That's Andy Dick.

00:40:27.000 That's a different level.

00:40:28.000 There could be... John Goodman?

00:40:29.000 It was Andy Dick.

00:40:30.000 Use me.

00:40:30.000 Johnny G?

00:40:31.000 Johnny Boy, yeah.

00:40:32.000 Johnny Boy.

00:40:35.000 Came on to him.

00:40:36.000 Not the world-renowned actor.

00:40:38.000 Yeah, I like to just pretend that's his name.

00:40:41.000 It's more of a cupping, really, but you know.

00:40:43.000 Yeah, more of a fondle.

00:40:45.000 He was checking him.

00:40:45.000 A cupping.

00:40:46.000 That's not it.

00:40:47.000 Well, even at a roast, he just licked everybody.

00:40:49.000 It's like, that's not, those aren't jokes.

00:40:51.000 It's not funny.

00:40:51.000 Wait, did he really do that?

00:40:52.000 Yeah, for real.

00:40:54.000 Seriously?

00:40:55.000 He was just running up to everybody.

00:40:55.000 Yeah, I'm dead serious.

00:40:57.000 I forgot what roast it was, but he was just licking them through the entire roast and you could tell nobody was immune.

00:41:02.000 It's like, I don't know where you've been, what are you doing?

00:41:04.000 He needs to just slap people, that'll be much more... Well yeah, it's a good career ender.

00:41:10.000 It would be good for him, he needs to be done! 0.96

00:41:12.000 I think he is.

00:41:15.000 If you're eating out of trash cans, I think you've hit rock bottom.

00:41:19.000 I mean, I hit rock bottom and I barely ate out of trash cans.

00:41:22.000 Though he's in high demand, we've actually got a spokesperson on sexual crimes to come in and do a little PSA 0.92

00:41:28.000 for Mr. Dick. 0.94

00:41:29.000 Hi kids, it's me, Sexual Battery. 0.85

00:41:48.000 And I'm here to talk about Andy Dick's arrest.

00:41:52.000 He keeps getting arrested for sexual battery. 0.79

00:41:56.000 I don't like the name Dick. 0.99

00:41:59.000 Anyway, here you go. 0.99

00:42:00.000 Dick. 0.99

00:42:02.000 Don't. 0.99

00:42:04.000 Insert.

00:42:06.000 Cucks.

00:42:08.000 Without.

00:42:10.000 Kindness.

00:42:12.000 No means no!

00:42:14.000 Okay?

00:42:18.000 Also, Andy Dick, thank you for giving Phil Hartman's wife cocaine, because now he's dead, and we're stuck with you.

00:42:32.000 Wow. 0.97

00:42:34.000 I just want to say I'm glad my parents are dead.

00:42:37.000 I haven't seen a test pattern in years.

00:42:41.000 I was thinking a little, just to go behind the scenes, it was supposed to just be a mascot of a battery costume and then that came in.

00:42:50.000 I was like, well, let's ramp this up.

00:42:52.000 Wardrobe gave me this, so I guess I'm wearing it.

00:42:54.000 Yeah, I'm going to lady it up.

00:42:55.000 Although in my days of drinking, I would have definitely hit it.

00:42:59.000 That was reminiscent of the clip we watched at the beginning of the show.

00:43:02.000 It was, wasn't it?

00:43:03.000 Some tips I got there for you.

00:43:05.000 Yeah, I got some tips. 0.98

00:43:06.000 Dick. 0.97

00:43:07.000 Don't insert. 0.99

00:43:08.000 Without kindness.

00:43:08.000 Stop it.

00:43:11.000 What did you say about the cocaine thing with Phil Hartman, though?

00:43:13.000 We were talking about it before.

00:43:14.000 Yeah, we were discussing it.

00:43:15.000 He didn't say that.

00:43:16.000 That was the mass sexual battery. 0.98

00:43:18.000 Yeah, I'm not sexual battery.

00:43:20.000 I think you broke that wall down already.

00:43:23.000 Put it back up.

00:43:24.000 One brick at a time.

00:43:26.000 One brick of cocaine at a time.

00:43:29.000 Andy Dick, Phil Hartman married a woman who had a lot of mental health issues and one of the rules was don't, you know, give her drugs, all this stuff. 1.00

00:43:36.000 Andy Dick took her out from what we, I understand, and got her just loaded up on cocaine and everything.

00:43:43.000 Wasted.

00:43:44.000 And that's when she went home and shot Phil.

00:43:48.000 Yeah.

00:43:49.000 Wow.

00:43:50.000 I didn't know that.

00:43:51.000 Yeah.

00:43:51.000 So like John Lovitz.

00:43:52.000 Yeah.

00:43:54.000 It's a story everybody at news.

00:43:55.000 Allegedly.

00:43:56.000 Allegedly.

00:43:56.000 But that's what people at news radio say John Lovitz hates.

00:43:59.000 Like he's really like that's pretty much the known thing.

00:44:03.000 Now you can't fully blame him for her drug use and everything else.

00:44:08.000 But you did do something you shouldn't have and it ended up in the death of Phil Hartman.

00:44:13.000 One of the greatest comics.

00:44:13.000 Yeah.

00:44:15.000 Well not comics but comedian actors like.

00:44:18.000 He was the greatest asset in the history of SNL because he could do everything.

00:44:18.000 What a loss.

00:44:22.000 He could be the lead, he could make a sketch better by just being in two lines.

00:44:26.000 There was nobody better.

00:44:27.000 He was in the background.

00:44:28.000 He was just so good.

00:44:29.000 He'd be an extra in sketches and he was great.

00:44:31.000 Even like the Matt Foley down by a river sketch works because he's playing the dad so straight.

00:44:37.000 And he's one of the few people that can like hold that scene while everybody else is just losing their minds.

00:44:44.000 He was brilliant.

00:44:45.000 And so thank you, Mr. Dick.

00:44:48.000 I hope you get your life together. 0.98

00:44:50.000 I used to enjoy you on the Ben Stiller Show, and now you're eating out of trash. 1.00

00:44:55.000 Speaking of sexual predators... There's more? 1.00

00:44:58.000 Yep.

00:44:59.000 It's just a shame... But wait!

00:45:03.000 It's everywhere!

00:45:04.000 You can get two Andy Dicks now!

00:45:06.000 Yes.

00:45:07.000 Call right now.

00:45:08.000 It's just a shame that this PSA is only coming out now because a former Oklahoma middle school teacher probably could have benefited from something like that.

00:45:16.000 An arrest warrant has been issued for 28-year-old Ivy Renew.

00:45:21.000 Renow?

00:45:21.000 Renow.

00:45:22.000 Renew.

00:45:23.000 Renu!

00:45:24.000 After she decided to send illicit messages, pictures, and videos to a 16 year old.

00:45:31.000 Look at those.

00:45:32.000 Yeah.

00:45:33.000 Yep.

00:45:34.000 Renu, who is also an assistant soccer coach, met the student at practice.

00:45:39.000 And added him on Snapchat after hearing a rumor that he liked her.

00:45:43.000 Come on.

00:45:44.000 Bad deal.

00:45:44.000 What's wrong with you?

00:45:45.000 Don't do it.

00:45:46.000 Stop it.

00:45:47.000 After she sent him pictures, the student blackmailed her, threatening to ruin her career.

00:45:51.000 Whoops.

00:45:51.000 Well played.

00:45:53.000 I see what you did there.

00:45:54.000 Entrepreneur, I see.

00:45:56.000 That's a bold move.

00:45:57.000 Not exactly the route I would have gone, but a bold move.

00:45:59.000 She sent him $120 via catchphrase to set him up.

00:46:07.000 That's all you can pay!

00:46:08.000 That's all you can muster.

00:46:09.000 That's all your freedom is worth.

00:46:10.000 You should have gone your route.

00:46:12.000 We gotta pay our teachers more.

00:46:14.000 I know.

00:46:15.000 For $120, you can't even really get my route. 1.00

00:46:21.000 What a stupid kid. 1.00

00:46:23.000 No concept of money. 1.00

00:46:24.000 He's like, listen, leave $120 in a dumpster.

00:46:29.000 I'll find it later.

00:46:30.000 But I also still have the nudes.

00:46:32.000 So get me a Foot Locker gift certificate.

00:46:36.000 Win-win.

00:46:36.000 And Cinnabon and Dippin' Dots.

00:46:38.000 It's the ice cream of the future.

00:46:40.000 I would really like to go to Lids and pick out any hat I want.

00:46:44.000 And you can have your career.

00:46:46.000 By the way, can you drive us?

00:46:47.000 I don't have my license yet.

00:46:48.000 No, like a Game Boy Color.

00:46:50.000 Yes.

00:46:50.000 All right, different decade.

00:46:53.000 I love it though.

00:46:54.000 He still could want one.

00:46:55.000 I don't even know what the kids want.

00:46:56.000 It's retro now.

00:46:57.000 I want a PS2 Slim.

00:46:59.000 Yeah, whatever that is.

00:47:00.000 What?

00:47:01.000 It's a Slim PS2.

00:47:02.000 You know what it is.

00:47:03.000 It's not like the regular Slim.

00:47:04.000 It's Slim.

00:47:06.000 Dang, that ain't fat no more.

00:47:08.000 PS2, you've been looking good since we were dating.

00:47:10.000 Look at that.

00:47:11.000 Back in 03.

00:47:13.000 But she was- With the DualShock?

00:47:16.000 Okay, yeah.

00:47:17.000 Anyway.

00:47:18.000 Anyway.

00:47:19.000 But she was already found out because another teacher overheard the student telling his friends about the messages.

00:47:25.000 Yeah, she overheard the high fives.

00:47:31.000 Although with that teacher, I don't know.

00:47:33.000 It might not even be a high five situation.

00:47:35.000 Well, still.

00:47:37.000 Come on, we're guys.

00:47:38.000 I think everybody here pretends you have higher standards.

00:47:43.000 Not when you're 16.

00:47:44.000 Yeah, when you're 16.

00:47:44.000 I guess it's anywhere.

00:47:47.000 Anything when you're 16.

00:47:47.000 The standard is yes.

00:47:49.000 Yes, that's it.

00:47:50.000 Really?

00:47:51.000 So wait, she's a middle school teacher and he's 16?

00:47:54.000 Well, middle school I think goes to different grade levels.

00:47:58.000 No, I don't think so.

00:47:59.000 What's going on here?

00:48:00.000 Is he held back?

00:48:02.000 No.

00:48:02.000 I guess that's true.

00:48:03.000 Maybe he's some sort of street tough.

00:48:06.000 Yeah, he's got a leather jacket, slick back hair, like grease.

00:48:10.000 They all look like they're 30.

00:48:11.000 He was a little special.

00:48:14.000 Hey! 0.99

00:48:16.000 Get over here, see me in them pigs. 1.00

00:48:19.000 This is the coolest special needs suit in the school, just smoking a cigarette. 0.98

00:48:24.000 I'm not a retard.

00:48:25.000 He's got one of those helmets on, those soft head helmets.

00:48:29.000 It's the coolest.

00:48:29.000 But a leather jacket at the same time.

00:48:30.000 But it's one of those Mohawk helmets.

00:48:36.000 Open down the middle.

00:48:37.000 Like, who are those guys?

00:48:38.000 I hear they're Wilhunt.

00:48:40.000 Like a pepper mill, that kid.

00:48:42.000 All right.

00:48:42.000 That explains a lot.

00:48:44.000 I know, right?

00:48:50.000 And that's the route I would have taken, bragging to my friends, honestly.

00:48:54.000 Okay, kids haven't changed that much.

00:48:56.000 Yeah, but come on, man.

00:48:57.000 This is wrong.

00:48:58.000 Yeah, I know.

00:49:00.000 All kidding aside, it's nice to see a woman reaching for equality in the teacher sex predator racket. 0.99

00:49:07.000 For a while there was just dudes who were the pervy and morally bankrupt. 0.77

00:49:13.000 I didn't write that in.

00:49:13.000 It's pretty much women doing it.

00:49:16.000 I gotta be honest.

00:49:16.000 Yeah, I think in teachers...

00:49:18.000 I think it's all women. 1.00

00:49:20.000 I'll be honest, I do use a prompter sometimes.

00:49:22.000 I didn't write that in.

00:49:25.000 Women are pretty much the ones going for the male students. 1.00

00:49:28.000 And I was like, what the hell? 0.93

00:49:31.000 Come on! 0.69

00:49:34.000 I would have.

00:49:36.000 So to be perfectly clear, Dave is saying that he would have accepted her advances.

00:49:41.000 In your vulnerable adolescent mind?

00:49:44.000 Yeah, but I would have told everybody and then when the police asked I would have been like, no ma'am.

00:49:49.000 Back then there was even a merit badge in scouting, I think.

00:49:51.000 There was.

00:49:52.000 That was the don't tell your parents badge.

00:49:55.000 But it was a totally different kind of sex.

00:49:56.000 Yeah, this time it's like, don't tell your parents what we did.

00:50:01.000 I think your kid's out of public school.

00:50:04.000 If you could get out of a knot, they would take a badge away from you.

00:50:07.000 Yeah.

00:50:08.000 By the way, it is bad, it's wrong, it's illegal, it should be illegal.

00:50:11.000 Let me just say that.

00:50:12.000 But if you understood what was going on in the mind of a 16 year old boy, you would see

00:50:16.000 this very differently.

00:50:17.000 I can't even.

00:50:18.000 You would still be wrong.

00:50:20.000 No, they're not vulnerable.

00:50:21.000 No, they're totally vulnerable.

00:50:23.000 16-year-old boys.

00:50:23.000 Because of their mind, they're very vulnerable.

00:50:25.000 Very easily swayed into sex. 0.73

00:50:28.000 Show a picture of a lug wrench to a 16-year-old boy and he'll think about sex, okay?

00:50:32.000 Like, which end do you want it on that lug wrench?

00:50:34.000 You don't even need point, you could draw it.

00:50:39.000 Let's say it's artistic ability, Dave.

00:50:41.000 Not everybody's gifted.

00:50:42.000 No, all you need is a calculator.

00:50:44.000 Flip it upside down, man.

00:50:45.000 Done.

00:50:46.000 That doesn't do it.

00:50:47.000 Yeah, don't lie.

00:50:47.000 Every person in here, when you first get that dose of testosterone, the devil's nectar.

00:50:55.000 You can't help it in school.

00:50:57.000 You're just like, why?

00:50:59.000 Why?

00:50:59.000 And then you're at home.

00:51:02.000 I think everybody had a teacher growing up.

00:51:04.000 Of course.

00:51:04.000 They lean over to check your work.

00:51:08.000 Usually a student teacher or sub.

00:51:10.000 Do I get a couple of B's? 1.00

00:51:13.000 Your boobs are huge. 0.99

00:51:17.000 Everybody had a cute teacher though, right? 1.00

00:51:19.000 Yeah.

00:51:19.000 Ours was a math teacher and a gymnast.

00:51:22.000 Oh.

00:51:22.000 And her name was Mrs. Romaine.

00:51:24.000 Yes, we had salad toss.

00:51:26.000 Named after the lettuce.

00:51:29.000 I'm glad I covered that up.

00:51:30.000 Exotic.

00:51:31.000 Almost.

00:51:34.000 She was very pretty.

00:51:34.000 I don't know if she's still married.

00:51:35.000 Yeah.

00:51:36.000 I don't know.

00:51:37.000 We'll find out.

00:51:40.000 No, I don't know.

00:51:41.000 She's probably haggard now.

00:51:44.000 Rough.

00:51:44.000 We were watching this and like, thanks Dave.

00:51:46.000 Thanks a lot.

00:51:47.000 I didn't even know you were in my class.

00:51:48.000 You came in twice and smelled like pot.

00:51:51.000 She's also a man now, so.

00:51:53.000 Yeah, that's probably true.

00:51:55.000 We had a really- Miss Roman. 0.84

00:51:57.000 We had a huge one teacher.

00:51:59.000 A what?

00:52:00.000 Oof.

00:52:01.000 A what?

00:52:01.000 Very large lady.

00:52:05.000 Huge heart I meant huge which is probably why she died now anyway so the Uvalde police interview yesterday I want to get into this guys I know it's a little bit serious but I think it's important that we have to bring this up The Uvalde Police Department, they are no longer cooperating with the Texas Department of Public Safety's investigation.

00:52:26.000 This comes after DPS Director Stephen McGraw called out the school district's police chief Pete Arredondo, is that correct?

00:52:36.000 Arredondo?

00:52:36.000 Yeah.

00:52:37.000 For making the wrong decision by delaying entry to the classroom.

00:52:40.000 And that the delay was against protocol.

00:52:43.000 Yeah.

00:52:43.000 And to be clear, he's refusing, or has refused to respond to an interview request.

00:52:48.000 And that's what we're mostly talking about right now.

00:52:50.000 Okay.

00:52:51.000 Well, Chief, Chief Arradondo failed, uh, yeah, to respond to our request as well.

00:52:56.000 Yeah.

00:52:56.000 Which is why, but we were able to get the in from chief and we do believe that they should be, you know, here to tell their side.

00:53:03.000 So please welcome one of the officers that was on scene, Officer Hugh Jeposi.

00:53:08.000 Hello, Hugh Jeposi.

00:53:18.000 Now you're on.

00:53:19.000 How are you?

00:53:20.000 Oh, I'm great.

00:53:22.000 One of your employees wouldn't let me in.

00:53:24.000 So sorry.

00:53:26.000 Yeah, we tried to buzz you in almost an hour ago.

00:53:28.000 There's footage from our ring camera.

00:53:32.000 No, there's not.

00:53:34.000 Yeah, there is.

00:53:36.000 There's an hour of you smoking and scrolling through TikTok on our... Oh my gosh.

00:53:40.000 Well, we have protocols to follow in these types of situations.

00:53:43.000 I don't think you do.

00:53:44.000 It's an interview.

00:53:46.000 Easy for you to say, civilian. 0.78

00:53:49.000 You're not in the military.

00:53:50.000 In fact, I think you have a disqualifying condition. 1.00

00:53:52.000 You're a huge vagina. 1.00

00:53:54.000 True, but it's better that I am safe and sorry. 1.00

00:53:58.000 Can't be too careful.

00:53:59.000 That's not how it goes.

00:54:01.000 No!

00:54:01.000 So wait, that's why you didn't take the shooter down faster?

00:54:05.000 Because you wanted to protect yourself? 1.00

00:54:07.000 Darn tootin'. 0.99

00:54:09.000 Really, it's your job to protect and serve. 0.99

00:54:12.000 It's my job to serve the public interest, meet quotas with arbitrary traffic tickets, and to stop people from getting haircuts.

00:54:20.000 Stuff like that.

00:54:23.000 You know, I think we're just about done here.

00:54:25.000 Oh, is that a spider?

00:54:26.000 Oh my gosh!

00:54:29.000 Whoa.

00:54:29.000 Are you kidding?

00:54:31.000 If only a teacher had left that door propped open so I could escape.

00:54:35.000 Just pull harder.

00:54:37.000 You twist the handle and just open it up.

00:54:40.000 Do a workout or something.

00:54:43.000 Dave, you're a lifesaver.

00:54:45.000 Yeah, you're not. Maybe it's this time of the month.

00:54:53.000 I don't know.

00:54:54.000 I think so. 1.00

00:54:55.000 Huge a pussy everybody. 1.00

00:54:57.000 I thought we told people not to smoke in here. 1.00

00:55:03.000 You don't tell a huge a pussy what to do. 1.00

00:55:07.000 I grew up with cigarettes, so it's a little reminder of why I'm only 5'6". 1.00

00:55:10.000 Right.

00:55:13.000 Yeah, I just want to say, though, I do realize that that is not... I just want to say this as honestly as I can.

00:55:21.000 I do realize that is not all police. 0.99

00:55:22.000 This is a very different and delicate situation, but to make any light of it, I did want to dress Ken up as a vagina. 1.00

00:55:31.000 And we looked for an excuse and found one. 0.99

00:55:33.000 Yeah.

00:55:34.000 Well, the only way that I can really get through anything like that or anybody can is to me is to obviously make light of darkness.

00:55:41.000 And I'm very sorry for everything going on.

00:55:43.000 But the fact that 19 people were not able to do what one man did, I think is tragic.

00:55:50.000 And that has nothing to do with every other officer in the country who I believe most would have done anything.

00:55:58.000 I don't know how it happened that it didn't.

00:55:59.000 But I think that Any other police outside of there taking crap for it is not right.

00:56:04.000 Just my opinion. 0.91

00:56:05.000 Well, the one guy that needs to take crap for it is the guy who was in charge at the scene, and he's no longer taking questions from anybody or cooperating as of this moment.

00:56:13.000 Now, that may change. 0.95

00:56:14.000 He was the one that told them to stand down.

00:56:17.000 This is a hostage situation.

00:56:18.000 No, no, no, no.

00:56:19.000 He's just barricaded in a room.

00:56:20.000 Nobody else is in there, and there were obviously people still in there alive, so...

00:56:23.000 Yeah.

00:56:24.000 Terrible idea.

00:56:24.000 And there were 19 police officers that you're referring to in the next room.

00:56:28.000 Correct.

00:56:28.000 Or in that hallway area they've shown now.

00:56:30.000 Ready to go and we're told to wait.

00:56:33.000 Yes.

00:56:34.000 The minute there's a shot, it's an active shooter protocol.

00:56:37.000 Absolutely.

00:56:37.000 And it doesn't matter if he goes in barricades after that.

00:56:40.000 He could have one person in there.

00:56:41.000 He could have a hundred.

00:56:43.000 You have no idea how many people are stuck in that room because it's a chaotic situation.

00:56:47.000 Yes.

00:56:47.000 right so it's mind-boggling one thing i do want to clear up though is that

00:56:51.000 we we have been given information just like the rest of the world

00:56:55.000 uh that has changed right so they they said that a resource officer confronted

00:56:58.000 the shooter that didn't happen there was a number of other things that they've

00:57:01.000 talked about the timeline that just were a little bit weird trying to get the

00:57:04.000 information correctly that was the biggest yes incident but now we also

00:57:07.000 know we've talked about something very very i made a huge point about this

00:57:11.000 yesterday that the door was left open by a teacher prior to the gunman going in

00:57:15.000 We had video footage of that.

00:57:17.000 She did prop the door open with a rock, but when she ran back inside to grab her phone to call 911, she came back and saw the gunman.

00:57:26.000 I don't know if she saw the gun, but she did hear guys from across the street saying that he had a gun.

00:57:32.000 She kicks the rock out from the door and slams the door, but it doesn't lock.

00:57:38.000 And so there was actually a quote here, and I just wanted to read that because I made a huge deal out of that because I was very pissed off about somebody leaving a door propped open and leading to potentially a very chaotic, terrible event.

00:57:38.000 Right?

00:57:50.000 I don't know.

00:57:51.000 He may have gotten in any way outside of that.

00:57:53.000 But she tried, and in a moment of panic, I'd say she did more than a lot of people did.

00:57:58.000 She did more than a lot.

00:57:58.000 And honestly, if we had known the identity of this person, I don't think it's out there, and I'm so glad it's not.

00:58:03.000 Because there's no time.

00:58:05.000 The last week of her life would have been hell.

00:58:07.000 Because everybody would have been saying, this person is the reason, along with maybe a couple of other people that they're trying to blame for this, that these people are the reason it was this bad.

00:58:16.000 The police chief takes some responsibility, obviously.

00:58:18.000 He was in charge of the situation, right?

00:58:20.000 So you can point the finger at him and say, he screwed up.

00:58:23.000 Almost said the other word, whoa!

00:58:24.000 He messed up, right?

00:58:25.000 It's okay.

00:58:25.000 With her, people were saying, why did you leave the door propped open?

00:58:29.000 And that was probably something that was going to just destroy her life for a minute.

00:58:33.000 Because people wouldn't come back and read the correction.

00:58:36.000 Right.

00:58:36.000 And so one of the quotes there is that from the Texas DPS is that we did verify she closed the door.

00:58:42.000 The door did not lock.

00:58:43.000 We know that much.

00:58:45.000 And now investigators are trying to look into why the door didn't lock.

00:58:49.000 So a little bit more information coming up.

00:58:51.000 I don't think we're really going to ever know fully what happened until we get a complete investigation.

00:58:57.000 I know that sounds redundant, but there's just been so much that they've said happened that didn't happen or that they were a little bit off by.

00:59:04.000 Yeah, I don't think you're wrong.

00:59:05.000 I don't think saying it's redundant.

00:59:07.000 I mean, of course, a complete investigation would reveal everything that we could probably find out.

00:59:11.000 Well, everything is so lined with misinformation now that we find out new stuff every single day.

00:59:16.000 Yeah.

00:59:17.000 Every single second, really.

00:59:18.000 So, you know, we heard that about the teacher.

00:59:20.000 We've heard that about the person who tried to stop him in the hallway.

00:59:24.000 I didn't know 19 police officers were in the school.

00:59:29.000 I mean, there's so many different things that were going on.

00:59:29.000 Yeah.

00:59:32.000 Whatever happened, this should be The biggest blueprint to make sure a tragedy like this never happens again, whatever we decide as a nation.

00:59:43.000 Yeah.

00:59:43.000 Well, and it was fresh training, too, that they had received on active shooter situations eight weeks prior.

00:59:48.000 And so they really need to take a hard look at that training and say, well, this didn't work in this situation.

00:59:54.000 And that's not to point fingers and place blame.

00:59:55.000 That's to make sure that it does in the future.

00:59:58.000 And there's a lot of proposals out there right now that would absolutely do nothing to help solve this situation.

01:00:03.000 So they need to make sure they focus on the right things.

01:00:04.000 By the way, there's one other thing.

01:00:07.000 Erredondo actually was sworn in as a city council member in Ivalde yesterday in kind of a secret ceremony.

01:00:14.000 Not secret to keep it from being known, but secret because there was no need to have any pageantry or ceremony.

01:00:19.000 He was elected to city council.

01:00:21.000 I think there was other reasons.

01:00:24.000 He was elected to City Council earlier in the month and this is just obviously... I think maybe you postpone that.

01:00:31.000 Just in light of recent events, you might postpone it.

01:00:33.000 I think maybe there's some kind of mechanism where they can say, maybe not.

01:00:39.000 This isn't the post for you.

01:00:41.000 Yeah, there's several reasons you might want to re-vote.

01:00:46.000 And he's getting a lot of flack right now.

01:00:49.000 I can't imagine being that person.

01:00:50.000 No, it's got to be very hard because this is going to weigh on you.

01:00:54.000 This defines the rest of your life and these will not be the only deaths as a result.

01:01:02.000 There's already been one additional, the man who died of a heart attack.

01:01:07.000 After his wife was killed there, within a couple of days.

01:01:09.000 I can't remember exactly how long.

01:01:10.000 I can imagine the stress.

01:01:13.000 If you're a police chief, you should be expecting this type of scenario every single day and be ready for that.

01:01:19.000 It's your job to... You're the chief!

01:01:22.000 It's your job to take care of stuff like this.

01:01:24.000 Does anybody remember ever seeing a SWAT team there, ever?

01:01:27.000 No.

01:01:27.000 I didn't see any black uniforms.

01:01:30.000 No, I didn't either.

01:01:31.000 So they never arrived.

01:01:32.000 There was never any special.

01:01:33.000 No, there was a special Border Patrol team, I think, that they were potentially waiting for, or that ended up showing up, and it was only three people, but I don't know, man.

01:01:43.000 I see him in that position, and Garrett, your point is right.

01:01:47.000 That is absolutely 100% his job, and I hate it because you're seeing a person there, right, who made a bad decision in the heat of the moment, but that's exactly why they're in that position, and if you can't do that, That's fine.

01:01:59.000 Just go do something else.

01:02:00.000 Don't put yourself in a position to have to be the guy to make the right call in an active shooter situation if you can't do it.

01:02:07.000 Right?

01:02:07.000 This isn't just going and collecting a check and riding around and glad-handing the locals.

01:02:11.000 This is when things go down, they're going to count on me to make the right decision.

01:02:15.000 And I didn't.

01:02:16.000 Well, he's got his backup gig now, city council.

01:02:16.000 Tim?

01:02:20.000 Yeah.

01:02:21.000 Yeah.

01:02:21.000 He's set.

01:02:22.000 I don't think we'll win reelection though.

01:02:24.000 I'm betting it's a single term.

01:02:27.000 Yeah.

01:02:28.000 It's just sad because I think so many, like we all pay taxes.

01:02:31.000 We all have to do that.

01:02:32.000 And then we send out police officers to just get, you know, money for the state and traffic tickets, which is nonsense.

01:02:38.000 That's not fair to them.

01:02:39.000 It's not fair to us.

01:02:40.000 I mean, I understand you have to stop highway fatalities and DUIs and all that other stuff.

01:02:44.000 Cause you know, there are Pelosi's out there.

01:02:47.000 Paul Pelosi. 0.99

01:02:52.000 But sincerely, that sucks. 0.92

01:02:54.000 And if we focused more on actually to serve and protect and less on making them do a bunch of BS, I think that more of this would be avoidable.

01:03:04.000 If everything wasn't about a cash game, it would be avoidable.

01:03:07.000 Yeah.

01:03:08.000 And if we didn't make knee-jerk reactions, I think this... A lot of things would be a lot better.

01:03:13.000 All these policies that we put in place after these events that happen, I think are a lot of times misguided.

01:03:20.000 Well, and with the last two years, with the wonderful amount of respect people have had for officers and everything else, you know, it's... Back the Blue has been the mantra!

01:03:29.000 Yes, of course!

01:03:30.000 It's like, okay, you got a young Hispanic male, okay, well, what do I do?

01:03:35.000 You know, it's terrifying now, and there just has to be some kind of change to all of this if we want to protect our children.

01:03:45.000 What a massive, massive show of why you should protect yourself, why you should carry, why you should train, why you should prepare for situations, because the police are not always going to do the right thing.

01:03:57.000 It's just not going to happen.

01:03:59.000 It happened at Parkland as well, right?

01:04:00.000 Remember the police officer at Parkland who didn't go in?

01:04:03.000 Right.

01:04:04.000 Who was on the scene and could have potentially saved lives?

01:04:09.000 Yeah, but that was just one guy.

01:04:10.000 I know this is just one guy.

01:04:11.000 I'm saying this is worse, but you've got instances where this happens, and when there's no protection in these places, there's zero people.

01:04:20.000 People always use churches as soft targets, too, and I'm like, yeah, most of the time there are armed police officers in plain clothes in those churches.

01:04:27.000 Do you know why?

01:04:29.000 Because they need to be ready if something goes down because they know it's a soft target.

01:04:33.000 Most people aren't going to be carrying to church unless you're in like rural West Texas or something like that.

01:04:37.000 And then I love it, right?

01:04:39.000 Good luck.

01:04:39.000 You're not going to get very far with those guys.

01:04:41.000 Or me to mine.

01:04:41.000 Yeah.

01:04:43.000 No, I'm just saying.

01:04:44.000 When a country loses God, that's what you get.

01:04:46.000 Of course.

01:04:47.000 And I think that's the biggest thing that we tend not to focus on is that there are evil people in the world.

01:04:52.000 Yeah, how many people I've seen... It's an object that's the problem and it's not the object, it's the people wielding the object.

01:04:57.000 Well, how many people I've seen this time go, don't talk about mental health this time, like I'm sick of hearing that.

01:05:02.000 That is the issue!

01:05:03.000 Of course.

01:05:03.000 The issue is mental health.

01:05:05.000 And we're not thinking about that at all, like we just saw in 2020.

01:05:09.000 None of that was taken into consideration.

01:05:11.000 None of it.

01:05:12.000 Whenever we made all these sweeping changes to our society.

01:05:16.000 Mental health is why this is happening. 0.99

01:05:18.000 And like you just said, you took...

01:05:20.000 A great barometer of what you should be doing morally.

01:05:24.000 You took God out of everything and...

01:05:27.000 This is what you get.

01:05:28.000 Do what feels good.

01:05:29.000 Oh, what happens when you can't find anything that feels good?

01:05:32.000 Right.

01:05:33.000 Then what do you want to do?

01:05:34.000 You're taking someone who I would love to meet as a 15-year-old kid three years ago before all this stuff happened, and an 18-year-old mass shooter now.

01:05:43.000 I'd love to see the difference of what the last few years, like the toll that that took on him alone.

01:05:48.000 I'd like to know what he was watching, see his history, what he was doing, what led him to this.

01:05:53.000 You know, he was a kid too, and I'm not excusing him, but what changed him?

01:05:58.000 He was a human being, what made him snap?

01:06:00.000 What got him there?

01:06:01.000 He was what, 16 in 2020?

01:06:02.000 Yeah.

01:06:03.000 So what does that tell you?

01:06:04.000 What happened during that?

01:06:05.000 Sort of an influential age, wouldn't you say?

01:06:07.000 Interesting to see.

01:06:08.000 So no father in the home, mom was on drugs, living with grandma.

01:06:12.000 You think slight abandonment issues?

01:06:13.000 Maybe.

01:06:14.000 Then locked at home?

01:06:15.000 Yeah.

01:06:16.000 Made to feel worthless?

01:06:17.000 No father at home.

01:06:18.000 I mean, there's so many of these things that we... the media just don't touch.

01:06:22.000 Again, it's guns.

01:06:23.000 It's guns.

01:06:23.000 And it's like, well, hold on.

01:06:24.000 Let's look at what makes these people do this.

01:06:28.000 And I'm not saying it excuses, but it at least... Stephen said this the other day on the show.

01:06:32.000 It's the low-hanging fruit, right?

01:06:34.000 Go for the things that can have the best result now.

01:06:36.000 It's like Biden saying, well, I'm going to give clean energy credits.

01:06:39.000 Okay, maybe in 10 years then we'll have the problem solved, but between now and then it's going to be hell and gas prices are going to be really high and the economy is going to suck because of it.

01:06:46.000 Yeah, you just got to suck it up.

01:06:47.000 Yeah, that's fantastic.

01:06:48.000 I've had a solar watch since 88.

01:06:52.000 We haven't improved a whole heck of a lot, right?

01:06:54.000 But we don't look at the things that could actually prevent this and say, look, until we get a better grip on the policies that will help make changes in society, how about we just make sure that there are people armed at the campus?

01:07:06.000 So if somebody wants to come there and do harm, they will have bullets flying at them for a change instead of kids dodging them in the hallway and throwing cell phones.

01:07:15.000 Maybe that's a better idea.

01:07:16.000 And that's what I've said.

01:07:18.000 And I don't know if there's any validity to this, and a lot of people may disagree.

01:07:23.000 Don't get all mad.

01:07:24.000 If alcohol and tobacco are 21, is there a way to have it where your dad goes in with you when you're 18?

01:07:30.000 Is there a way to maybe add that to it?

01:07:32.000 Or you have to be in the military?

01:07:34.000 Some sort of other level of responsibility?

01:07:37.000 Or if an 18 year old kid comes in who doesn't seem balanced, is there, like, you don't have to sell him the handgun, right?

01:07:44.000 Or the shotgun?

01:07:45.000 Or the rifle, whatever.

01:07:47.000 I'm just saying, is there actually a sensible gun law that can be made that isn't just this extremist view every single time?

01:07:54.000 I think people would be willing to have that conversation, especially how immature 18-year-olds are right now.

01:07:59.000 They are now.

01:07:59.000 That's my point.

01:08:00.000 Maybe back in the day, they were absolutely fine.

01:08:03.000 And I'm not saying one way or the other.

01:08:04.000 No, I'm not saying you should, but I'm just throwing out an idea that's not insane.

01:08:08.000 Yeah, you have to be able to talk about it without going, we're taking all of your guns, which is what Democrats want to do. 0.96

01:08:12.000 Let's just be very clear.

01:08:13.000 I think that's why people get nervous.

01:08:15.000 Democrats want to take all of your guns, and so that's why most people are like, I don't want to talk to you because I know exactly where you're going to go.

01:08:21.000 Well, most people are just looking for something that makes sense, not taking away the Second Amendment.

01:08:27.000 That's what most people want, but you can't even have that conversation, Dave, like you were saying, because they'll go, oh, well, you just think there should be other rules, and then eventually it's just going to be taking away guns, and it's like, no, look.

01:08:35.000 No.

01:08:37.000 Darren, I don't know if you had this, but I've heard a lot of people say that kids used to have guns in their pickup truck on gun racks back in the 60s and 50s at schools, and we had no or very few mass shootings ever in schools.

01:08:50.000 I'd say that's the 80s.

01:08:52.000 80s?

01:08:53.000 You had that all the way up to 80s?

01:08:54.000 Yeah, my parents, I mean, it was West Texas.

01:08:58.000 No, but that's true, they had guns there.

01:08:59.000 But they had guns in the cabs of their trucks, that was like a normal thing.

01:09:04.000 Nobody ever shot anybody.

01:09:05.000 Yeah, there's something different between then and now.

01:09:11.000 And you know what's interesting is more rural parts are more God-fearing.

01:09:16.000 They have more moral compasses.

01:09:17.000 Not to say everybody in those areas are all perfect people, but there is a sense of moral There is an idea of what everybody should do and how everybody should treat each other and stuff like that, and like a base for everybody's belief.

01:09:35.000 They have family, there's something about the kind of rural, that's a hard fucking word, rural areas that you're more tight-knit, you know?

01:09:47.000 It's not strangers around you, so you do care. 0.88

01:09:51.000 We've lost all of that.

01:09:52.000 In urban areas, but when I was a kid in Detroit, only the criminals had guns.

01:09:56.000 You had to prove that you were a business owner and you transported large sums of cash where you could carry just between the bank and your shop.

01:10:04.000 That was it.

01:10:06.000 All the thugs had the guns. 0.70

01:10:07.000 That's insane.

01:10:08.000 It was also pre-internet.

01:10:11.000 That's true.

01:10:11.000 Yeah.

01:10:12.000 But when you get out into the rural parts of the state, you know, people had their trucks.

01:10:16.000 Well, I think that's part of the issue is the Internet has caused an immaturity.

01:10:20.000 You know, I mean, there's there's certainly a difference, I think, between an 18 year old, even of my age, and I'm 40 next week, like, you know, versus early birthday.

01:10:31.000 Yeah, I can't wait to be 40.

01:10:32.000 Yeah.

01:10:33.000 Yeah.

01:10:34.000 Way to the grave.

01:10:36.000 It's Dave.

01:10:37.000 All right.

01:10:39.000 Well, probably more.

01:10:41.000 Well look, one of the best ways to deal with tragedy... I'm sure they're only going to dig three feet.

01:10:46.000 Not as much work.

01:10:48.000 One of the best ways to deal with tragedy, and Dave, you've helped me see this a little bit more because you take some dark situations and you make them funny, right?

01:10:57.000 Laughter, you can either, and there's a range of emotions, but most of the time it's you can cry or you can laugh.

01:11:02.000 That's why people will break out in laughter at a funeral when somebody says something even mildly funny, because it's a way to release that built up kind of emotion.

01:11:02.000 Absolutely.

01:11:10.000 And so, I know comedians are still going out on the road, and we talked about your date on June 17th, but you've got another one coming up as well.

01:11:17.000 I do.

01:11:18.000 June 10 and 11 at the Funny Bone in Des Moines, Iowa.

01:11:21.000 Des Moines?

01:11:22.000 Yes, Des Moines.

01:11:23.000 My buddy Derek Riches will be on the show and I hope you guys come out.

01:11:26.000 I like Des Moines.

01:11:27.000 There's corn.

01:11:28.000 And?

01:11:29.000 Huh?

01:11:29.000 Oh!

01:11:30.000 Corn.

01:11:31.000 I believe they make it into gasoline.

01:11:34.000 Ethanol.

01:11:35.000 Yeah, there's all sorts of stuff you can do with corn there.

01:11:39.000 Squirrels can eat it.

01:11:41.000 Corn syrup and everything.

01:11:42.000 Corn Kebab.

01:11:44.000 Corn Creole.

01:11:46.000 Imagine how much you could eat.

01:11:47.000 Corn on the cob.

01:11:48.000 Bubba Corn and Shrimp Company.

01:11:53.000 Why did I throw in shrimp?

01:11:55.000 It's still also shrimp?

01:11:56.000 Yeah.

01:11:57.000 Corn shrimp?

01:11:58.000 Corn shrimp.

01:11:59.000 Real shrimp breed.

01:12:01.000 Well, thank you all for listening.

01:12:02.000 I appreciate everybody for coming in.

01:12:04.000 We are going to go into Mug Club right now.

01:12:06.000 Do we have a little game or what do we got?

01:12:08.000 Yeah, we're gonna have a game.

01:12:10.000 Reddit rabbit hole.

01:12:11.000 Before we leave though, I want to tell everybody, the show that I'm doing, Friday Night Tights on the NerdRodic channel, we're having Alex Jones on our 200th episode this Friday.

01:12:20.000 Are you gonna talk about all the things he's gotten right that sounded ludicrous when he said them?

01:12:23.000 We're gonna see what happens, so it's gonna be crazy.

01:12:27.000 NerdRodic.

01:12:28.000 Where's he at?

01:12:28.000 NerdRodic?

01:12:29.000 Nostradamus!

01:12:29.000 That's what you call it.

01:12:31.000 Is he coming by helicopter?

01:12:32.000 Hopefully.

01:12:34.000 That'd be the best way for somebody who just filed for bankruptcy to travel.

01:12:40.000 Efficient.

01:12:40.000 Efficient, I think.

01:12:42.000 It's a joke.

01:12:42.000 It's protection.

01:12:43.000 Relax, everyone.

01:12:43.000 We know him.

01:12:44.000 No, but that's really cool.

01:12:46.000 That's an awesome game.

01:12:47.000 Hopefully come watch.

01:12:47.000 It's gonna be fun.

01:12:48.000 Yeah, check that out on Fridays.

01:12:50.000 What time?

01:12:51.000 It is at 3 p.m.

01:12:53.000 Central Standard Time.

01:12:53.000 And how long do you guys go?

01:12:55.000 Oh, we go for, like, four hours.

01:12:56.000 Yeah, you guys do a long show.

01:12:58.000 Yeah, it's a long show.

01:12:59.000 Why?

01:12:59.000 Why four hours?

01:13:00.000 Because it's fun.

01:13:01.000 Why wouldn't you do four?

01:13:03.000 Why not?

01:13:03.000 I'll be on there soon, too, so... Yeah!

01:13:06.000 I'm no A.J.

01:13:08.000 But I'm DL.

Louder with Crowder - June 01, 2022

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