Louder with Crowder - May 31, 2022


How Justin Trudeau's Handgun Ban PROVES American Exceptionalism! | Louder with Crowder


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Length

1 hour and 19 minutes

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193.30385

Word count

15,300

Sentence count

1,510

Harmful content

Misogyny

59

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Toxicity

169

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Hate speech

42

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Summary

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Maverick and his co-worker Maverick have a run in with a woman who tries to do a woman's job. Meanwhile, the rest of the party gets a little too rowdy and the police respond to a call about a half-Asian woman.

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00:00:00.000 Back Way back
00:00:06.000 I'll bring that bass out Oh
00:00:13.000 Maverick here Preparing to pursue target.
00:00:34.000 Talk to me, Quarterblight Goose. 1.00
00:00:36.000 Roger that.
00:00:37.000 Quarterblight Goose here. 0.99
00:00:39.000 You give him hell. 0.98
00:00:40.000 I got your six. 0.99
00:00:42.000 Okay.
00:00:48.000 I have target locked.
00:00:51.000 We see this as a violent threat. 1.00
00:00:53.000 You bet your sweet ass, Jack Dorsey. 1.00
00:00:56.000 Engaging target. 1.00
00:00:57.000 Roger that, Maverick. 1.00
00:00:58.000 ♪ Damn it! 1.00
00:01:05.000 Missed him! 0.99
00:01:07.000 Uh, Maverick?
00:01:08.000 Looks like you have company on your tail.
00:01:09.000 When did Zuckerberg get here?
00:01:11.000 As long as there are people spreading misinformation, this is going to be an ongoing conflict.
00:01:15.000 Well, this complicates things.
00:01:21.000 Seems like my invite got lost in the mail.
00:01:23.000 Too cute, Mattie! 0.99
00:01:24.000 Tell them to put the Zima on ice. 0.98
00:01:26.000 Now the party's started.
00:01:28.000 I got a call that some boys were trying to do a woman's job.
00:01:31.000 Yeah, yeah.
00:01:32.000 I've heard it all before.
00:01:33.000 Let me show you boys how a real lady does it. 1.00
00:01:39.000 Too cute, Mattie! 0.99
00:01:39.000 Oh my god! 0.99
00:01:40.000 Oh my god! Oh my god!
00:01:42.000 No, I'll die.
00:01:49.000 Oh, my God!
00:01:52.000 It burns!
00:01:54.000 Oh, my God!
00:01:56.000 Uh, help.
00:01:56.000 Looks like you have a Wajitzki on your file.
00:02:13.000 We have community guidelines.
00:02:15.000 Anything that promotes hate, we will take it down.
00:02:17.000 This day just keeps getting better and better.
00:02:20.000 I wouldn't be so sure.
00:02:24.000 I can't shake her!
00:02:25.000 Aw, shoot! 1.00
00:02:26.000 She's locked on to me!
00:02:32.000 Oh shoot, she's locked on to me.
00:02:34.000 Put her back in! 1.00
00:02:36.000 Far away to half Asian zone. 1.00
00:02:41.000 Flying to half Asian zone. 1.00
00:02:47.000 I hear you boys ordered a half Asian ass kicking. 1.00
00:02:51.000 Half-Asian lawyer Bill Richmond! 1.00
00:02:52.000 Half-Asian lawyer Bill Richmond. 1.00
00:02:54.000 You s*** son of a b****. 1.00
00:02:55.000 Don't worry boys, I got this! 1.00
00:03:02.000 That's what I'm talking about!
00:03:03.000 Woo! 0.99
00:03:03.000 Looks like you just got sucker-burned! 0.99
00:03:06.000 Woo! 0.99
00:03:07.000 Shawty, man, go get some!
00:03:09.000 Hey, Jack, you know the difference between precedent and precedence?
00:03:18.000 I don't have answers to that.
00:03:19.000 Because I'm about to set one. 1.00
00:03:23.000 Right on your ass. 1.00
00:03:29.000 Ha ha ha! 1.00
00:03:29.000 He got all of that one! 1.00
00:03:31.000 Did you see that? 1.00
00:03:31.000 Don't Maverick World throw that shit! 1.00
00:03:33.000 She's a fucking marvel. 1.00
00:03:38.000 Oh, hey, Susan. 1.00
00:03:40.000 You ordered no MSG, right?
00:03:42.000 Yeah, I hear it's bad for your health.
00:03:44.000 You know what's worse?
00:03:46.000 Me.
00:03:47.000 Don't worry, boys.
00:03:53.000 Looks like I'm gonna have to do this the old-fashioned way.
00:03:56.000 Pass me your lawyer, Bill, now! 0.97
00:04:01.000 BOOMFUCKER! 1.00
00:04:03.000 Oh my god! 0.91
00:04:10.000 Oh, my God!
00:04:15.000 Half-Asian lawyer Bill Richmond, talk to me. 0.98
00:04:20.000 Do you read me, Half-Asian lawyer Bill Richmond? 0.69
00:04:24.000 You boys didn't think you could get rid of me that easy, did you?
00:04:27.000 Half-Asian Bill, you're alive! 1.00
00:04:31.000 Yeah!
00:04:32.000 We thought you were a goner, Half-Asian Bill! 1.00
00:04:34.000 And miss all those fillable hours?
00:04:36.000 Not a chance!
00:04:38.000 I'm just glad you're okay.
00:04:40.000 Just checked your latty longo.
00:04:42.000 Looks like you'll be landing in Palo Alto before beer clock.
00:04:46.000 Palo Alto? 1.00
00:04:50.000 Oh, shit! 1.00
00:04:51.000 I wish I could have been gone I wish I could have been gone 1.00
00:05:00.000 Do the strange animal That's what I know
00:05:20.000 Do the strange animal I got to follow
00:05:25.000 I'm gonna sweep Do the strange animal
00:05:31.000 I got to follow That's like Donald Trump drinking a cup of water
00:05:40.000 because I think I broke my forearm falling down the stairs.
00:05:46.000 The stair, technically.
00:05:48.000 Yes, the stair.
00:05:49.000 Stingular.
00:05:50.000 It was the last step.
00:05:52.000 Fred?
00:05:53.000 Yes.
00:05:54.000 That man makes me very comfortable.
00:05:57.000 He is fleet of foot.
00:05:58.000 No, I just dislocated my ankle, which is bad enough, put a pop back in, going down the stairs, and then I fell and I hit my forearm, and the good thing is I was alone at night because I actually went We have video, so.
00:06:10.000 Like a little lady. 0.95
00:06:10.000 Yeah, just like that. 0.95
00:06:12.000 And then I woke up this morning and I haven't been able to close my... I don't know.
00:06:14.000 Could that be a fracture?
00:06:15.000 Could it be a bone bruise?
00:06:16.000 I don't know.
00:06:17.000 Joe Louis just shook his head.
00:06:18.000 Yeah.
00:06:20.000 He actually did.
00:06:21.000 It's dark in the house, but she's just like a ghost, so I just see a head pop up from the couch.
00:06:25.000 He didn't care.
00:06:26.000 You can still feed me?
00:06:27.000 Okay.
00:06:28.000 Didn't care.
00:06:29.000 Like an Uvalde police officer.
00:06:31.000 Oh, jeez. 1.00
00:06:33.000 Oh, oh, oh, shut up. 0.99
00:06:34.000 This is going to be a rough show. 0.99
00:06:35.000 I just laughed because I agree.
00:06:37.000 Yes, I agree too.
00:06:38.000 Hey, this is why you don't just blindly back the blue.
00:06:41.000 We've caught flack for that in the past.
00:06:42.000 This is also why you don't... Hey, you know, let me ask you, this is a question of the day before we move on to anything else.
00:06:48.000 Do you want to defund the police or disarm citizens?
00:06:53.000 Comment below.
00:06:53.000 Because you can't have both.
00:06:55.000 We want those guys, the Valedictorian police officers, to be the only ones with guns.
00:06:59.000 By the way, I vote neither.
00:07:00.000 Neither.
00:07:01.000 I vote better equipping of the police, better training more so.
00:07:05.000 They had the equipment, they just didn't have the training.
00:07:07.000 And, uh, you know, since the shooter in Uvalde was stopped by someone who was off-duty with a shotgun that he borrowed from a barber, uh, hey, this is case in point how a good guy with a gun can actually be more effective than an entire police force with guns!
00:07:20.000 But they should be the only guys with guns.
00:07:22.000 Which we'll talk about because Canada is now banning all handguns.
00:07:25.000 This was kind of news to me growing up there.
00:07:26.000 I thought they were.
00:07:28.000 Oh really?
00:07:29.000 Yeah, I knew one guy who had a handgun and it was in a magical basement closet of mystery that was disassembled and away from ammo and they were all but illegal but this is more political theater where in Canada they're going to ban guns and just to be clear it's not yes they're going to actually take your guns away in Canada so when you say it can't happen here in the United States well it's happening in Canada And they expressly tell you the reason that it's happening is because they don't have a constitution.
00:07:52.000 That is their justification, if you look at the Supreme Court.
00:07:55.000 You look at how they justify it.
00:07:56.000 And by the way, it's the same justification that you see here in the United States when you look at Heller v. Dea, the Supreme Court case.
00:08:03.000 There is no, just to be clear, the assault weapons ban, this is all political theater.
00:08:05.000 It won't do anything.
00:08:07.000 I cannot stress this enough.
00:08:09.000 You need to understand that the only legal argument, once it gets to the court, on the Second Amendment, and if you look at the dissenting opinions on Heller vs. DC, it was that you Private citizen have no right to firearms whatsoever.
00:08:22.000 You can't take it to the top court and say, oh, it's about a trigger guard.
00:08:25.000 Oh, it's about the shape of the stock.
00:08:26.000 Nope, nope, nope.
00:08:27.000 It's either you, the private citizen, under the current interpretation of the Second Amendment, have the right to own firearms or you don't.
00:08:35.000 And Canada says, we don't have a Second Amendment, you don't.
00:08:38.000 And the left in this country says, we don't like the Second Amendment, you don't.
00:08:42.000 So let's be really clear about the goal here.
00:08:44.000 Let's not be murky on the rule book.
00:08:45.000 Now, as we discuss this, and it's a sensitive topic, We don't know if we will be on YouTube for much longer, so you can watch us on Rumble, Monday through Thursday, 10 a.m.
00:08:53.000 Eastern.
00:08:54.000 Rumble, or we have an additional 45 minutes today, full hour actually, playing Bad Movie Lines with White Dog.
00:09:01.000 I'm really glad the racist film... Racist film with Verl Ives.
00:09:05.000 I remember that one.
00:09:06.000 It's exactly what you expect. 1.00
00:09:07.000 It's a racist dog who's white. 1.00
00:09:09.000 Yep. 1.00
00:09:09.000 Oh, wow. 1.00
00:09:10.000 Yeah, sequel was Black Lab, but that was just inner-city gang violence.
00:09:13.000 All right, Gerald A. is here.
00:09:15.000 I'm well.
00:09:15.000 How are you?
00:09:16.000 I'm well.
00:09:17.000 How are you?
00:09:17.000 I'm fine.
00:09:18.000 My headphones seem a little... I guess it's because Dave probably likes the headphones a little louder.
00:09:21.000 Is that me?
00:09:22.000 Well, you were here in my seat.
00:09:23.000 Oh.
00:09:24.000 No, your headphones are fine.
00:09:25.000 He's trying to change his headphones.
00:09:27.000 You were in my seat last week.
00:09:29.000 I don't know electronics.
00:09:30.000 Do you have that big phone amplifier that they sell on Fox News?
00:09:34.000 I do.
00:09:35.000 Yeah, I do.
00:09:35.000 Do you?
00:09:36.000 You just like strap it to the thing?
00:09:37.000 A lot of silver coins from Bill DeVane and a rascal shooter.
00:09:39.000 Yes, exactly.
00:09:40.000 I'm Bill DeVane!
00:09:41.000 We know!
00:09:42.000 I have self-lubricating catheters.
00:09:44.000 Not sure what to do with them, but I have them.
00:09:45.000 Yeah, you know what?
00:09:46.000 The fact that it's self-lubricating is not my primary concern with the catheter.
00:09:49.000 No.
00:09:50.000 No, I mean, you know, slipping a little bit of Astroglide on it really doesn't mean all that much to me once we've crossed that milestone.
00:09:56.000 If I need a catheter, I need a handgun.
00:09:58.000 Yes.
00:09:59.000 It's time to send me home.
00:10:01.000 Or just a good tow trigger for the shotgun.
00:10:02.000 Yeah, that's it.
00:10:03.000 One or the other.
00:10:04.000 Just Rube Goldberg it, where you don't have a bunch of stuff that happens.
00:10:06.000 Because, you know, if I'm going to end it due to the catheter, which we all would, I want it to be entertaining.
00:10:10.000 I assume I'm going to be so hunched at that point I can just tow trigger a handgun.
00:10:13.000 Yeah, well that's true.
00:10:15.000 He'll develop a mighty hump.
00:10:16.000 And you hear him, you know him, you love him.
00:10:18.000 Quickest wit in the West.
00:10:20.000 Fastest man on his feet.
00:10:21.000 And he'll be with me on tour.
00:10:24.000 We have a couple tickets left.
00:10:25.000 A few tickets left in Colorado.
00:10:26.000 Colorado Springs.
00:10:27.000 And then Colorado Springs, sorry.
00:10:29.000 And then we have a fall tour being announced.
00:10:31.000 Dave, your watch is right in my eye.
00:10:33.000 Ahoy! 0.99
00:10:34.000 The reflection.
00:10:35.000 This one?
00:10:36.000 Can you ditch it?
00:10:37.000 The watch?
00:10:37.000 Well, because it's reflecting right in my eye.
00:10:39.000 But it's a sexy, sexy Tag Heuer.
00:10:41.000 All right, tell everyone about how expensive your watch is.
00:10:43.000 It's very expensive.
00:10:44.000 Okay.
00:10:46.000 I'll take it off then.
00:10:48.000 It's reflecting right in my eye.
00:10:50.000 It's like you're trying to Morse code me.
00:10:53.000 Tell me exactly where.
00:10:55.000 Can I get by?
00:10:57.000 Put it on your other hand.
00:10:58.000 I don't care.
00:10:58.000 Wear it under your wrist like a public school teacher.
00:11:01.000 I'll set it over here.
00:11:01.000 I didn't mean to glimmer at you.
00:11:03.000 It's my bling.
00:11:05.000 Also, we're going to be talking about Top Gun.
00:11:06.000 Saw it.
00:11:07.000 We're going to give you a review.
00:11:09.000 Even though it was corny.
00:11:09.000 Loved it.
00:11:10.000 And you saw that intro.
00:11:11.000 Actually, they used some of those lines of dialogue written as a parody in the real film.
00:11:15.000 But!
00:11:16.000 Who knew?
00:11:17.000 Also important, Nancy Pelosi's husband, DUI.
00:11:20.000 Not Nancy Pelosi, she's a T-Totaler. 0.96
00:11:22.000 She's not allowed to drive a car at all.
00:11:24.000 That's hope.
00:11:25.000 That's right, she's not a T-Totaler, she's a Totaler. 0.99
00:11:29.000 She totals many vehicles. 1.00
00:11:30.000 That's it.
00:11:32.000 She's not even allowed in a Sonic.
00:11:33.000 Speak of the house, fine cars, no?
00:11:35.000 No, no, no, no, no.
00:11:38.000 She's more of the slur of the house.
00:11:40.000 Yes, exactly.
00:11:44.000 Well, with what she would put in her.
00:11:45.000 She's the beaker of the house. 1.00
00:11:47.000 More of a petri dish.
00:11:48.000 Okay, so before this, there's a little bit of levity here.
00:11:51.000 This happened at an aquarium, an Okinawan aquarium.
00:11:54.000 There you go, Tokinawan.
00:11:55.000 By the way, he's back.
00:11:56.000 Hey, he's back from his honeymoon.
00:11:58.000 There's the face of a guy who, you know, does things.
00:12:02.000 Good honeymoon?
00:12:03.000 Oh yeah.
00:12:04.000 You gonna be able to keep your eyes open?
00:12:08.000 Hey, hey, hey, hey!
00:12:11.000 The marriage bed is undefiled.
00:12:12.000 That's true.
00:12:13.000 Usually, not after what he did.
00:12:15.000 Enjoy the downhill.
00:12:18.000 I mean, congratulations.
00:12:19.000 That's what I meant.
00:12:21.000 Geez.
00:12:21.000 Gosh, imagine being that housecleaning late.
00:12:24.000 No!
00:12:24.000 Housekeeping!
00:12:26.000 Yeah, it's just forensic files.
00:12:26.000 No!
00:12:29.000 All of a sudden we just see his face in the next 48.
00:12:32.000 All right.
00:12:32.000 Yeah.
00:12:34.000 Yeah, hopefully there's not a murder in the room tonight.
00:12:37.000 They're gonna think it's you.
00:12:37.000 I'm pretty sure he died there.
00:12:40.000 There's too much.
00:12:41.000 Yeah.
00:12:42.000 So this happened at an Okinawan aquarium, which makes it even more funny.
00:12:46.000 It's pretty clear the fish, and I told you about this before, was dealing with some heavy stuff.
00:12:50.000 You need to watch for it.
00:12:50.000 It's in the top right of the- my top right. So yeah, top right, top right.
00:12:55.000 That fish was Pelosi's husband.
00:13:14.000 Yes it was.
00:13:16.000 Oh, it's just a nabla. 0.98
00:13:19.000 Do something with that, Peter.
00:13:21.000 They have feelings too.
00:13:24.000 It's 60 miles an hour, bam! 0.97
00:13:27.000 Either that is a really, really dumb fish, like all fish, or that's a fish with a really good life insurance policy. 0.98
00:13:32.000 They only have one second, like, memory span, that's it. 0.99
00:13:35.000 So every second it's just like, why do I hurt?
00:13:37.000 Why do I hurt?
00:13:38.000 Why do I hurt?
00:13:40.000 Why are parts of me floating away?
00:13:43.000 There's my gill.
00:13:44.000 There's my gill.
00:13:45.000 Hey, a gill.
00:13:48.000 What a terrible life.
00:13:49.000 Finding spleen out.
00:13:51.000 Gosh.
00:13:52.000 The water just changed colors and you're like, ooh, that's blood.
00:13:56.000 Write a song about that, Randy Newman.
00:13:57.000 Yeah, enjoy it.
00:13:58.000 You're drunk.
00:14:03.000 We'll do some Randy Newman on Mug Club, because that would just take up the whole show.
00:14:06.000 So that was Pelosi's husband's fish.
00:14:08.000 And Paul Pelosi was arrested on DUI here this weekend.
00:14:14.000 Charged Sunday.
00:14:15.000 It was Sunday morning after crashing his 2021 Porsche, blowing higher than a .08.
00:14:22.000 And I believe, if I'm not mistaken, we actually, because not all cops have cameras, but sometimes they have microphones.
00:14:27.000 Yes.
00:14:28.000 I believe we have exclusive audio of the interaction of Pelosi's husband pulled over by the police officer.
00:14:33.000 Okay.
00:14:35.000 Yeah, are you alright, sir?
00:14:37.000 I'm fine, unfortunately.
00:14:39.000 It looks like the nice Porsche you have here got wrecked.
00:14:43.000 It's really the taxpayers.
00:14:45.000 I'm sorry?
00:14:47.000 Uh, nothing.
00:14:48.000 Can you arrest me now?
00:14:50.000 On what charges?
00:14:51.000 My wife is the Speaker of the House.
00:14:54.000 Nancy Pelosi. 0.97
00:14:55.000 Oh, gross. 0.71
00:14:57.000 She called and insisted I come home and...
00:14:57.000 Yeah.
00:15:01.000 Bless your heart.
00:15:02.000 Oh my God!
00:15:03.000 I know.
00:15:04.000 You poor thing.
00:15:05.000 I know.
00:15:06.000 So I drank some wine and let Jesus take the wheel.
00:15:09.000 I guess he has some other plans for me because I'm still alive.
00:15:13.000 I guess I'll have to give you a breathalyzer.
00:15:16.000 The Lord works in mysterious ways.
00:15:18.000 Just say you did, I'm wasted.
00:15:21.000 The cold steel of a jail cell would be a warm hug compared to snuggling that jagged corpse. 0.69
00:15:27.000 Okay, I think I'm reading you loud and clear.
00:15:29.000 Sir, you are under arrest for driving under the influence. 0.99
00:15:33.000 If I reach for your gun, will you kill me?
00:15:36.000 Eh, let's just stick with the DUI, but I'll let you play with it in the pad, anyway. 0.99
00:15:42.000 Poor guy.
00:15:42.000 It's a shame.
00:15:44.000 You know, I'm not without empathy for those with whom I disagree.
00:15:47.000 No.
00:15:49.000 And by the way, it's good to know, supposedly he was alone.
00:15:51.000 It's a good thing Nancy Pelosi, she wasn't in the passenger seat. 0.98
00:15:55.000 She could have been hurt.
00:15:57.000 Yeah, I mean, what if he would have crashed into a tree?
00:15:59.000 I mean, a piece of wood could have gone right through her heart.
00:16:01.000 Yeah, like final destination.
00:16:03.000 Yeah.
00:16:05.000 19 yes is what it was nearly 4 a.m.
00:16:07.000 That's what this close to daybreak.
00:16:09.000 She's she could have been burnt to ash. 1.00
00:16:10.000 It's true Yeah, well thank God Nancy wasn't driving under the influence or thousands might have been killed.
00:16:16.000 Yes.
00:16:16.000 Yeah, that's true You need the Netherlands to have a memorialized flowers A better skeleton is just, it's just Vicodin.
00:16:24.000 Fossilized Vicodin.
00:16:25.000 I think that's what it is.
00:16:26.000 That's how they check the age.
00:16:27.000 Like, well, let's grab, let's break the humerus and check the rings of opiates.
00:16:30.000 Of Percocet.
00:16:31.000 I mean, I don't blame Paul for driving on an influence.
00:16:34.000 He has to make love to that bag of broken glass.
00:16:36.000 Yes.
00:16:37.000 Yeah, there's no way he can still get it up though with that lot lizard.
00:16:41.000 I'm guessing that he's just drinking from, you know, to numb the pain of having been in there before, like a prisoner of war.
00:16:47.000 Yeah, I'm just hoping that Nancy Pelosi isn't admissible or allowable as a key fact witness because he'll walk.
00:16:52.000 Oh, I think you're right.
00:16:54.000 Just one look at her dead owl face and understands what he had to do when he'd go home that he'd be sharting an owl pellet.
00:16:54.000 Yeah.
00:17:00.000 It's time served.
00:17:03.000 This man has suffered enough, sir.
00:17:05.000 Look it, this is what I have at home.
00:17:08.000 Just go. 1.00
00:17:09.000 It'd be Judge Joe Brown like, I sentence you to sex with your wife. 1.00
00:17:15.000 By the way, his bail was like five grand. 0.97
00:17:18.000 It was?
00:17:19.000 Yeah.
00:17:19.000 Really?
00:17:19.000 He was in Napa.
00:17:20.000 That's it.
00:17:21.000 And he didn't post it.
00:17:23.000 Yeah.
00:17:24.000 He stayed there.
00:17:25.000 I'll stay here overnight.
00:17:26.000 He's like, no, it's fine.
00:17:27.000 You don't have $500?
00:17:28.000 Nah, nah, I'm good.
00:17:30.000 Or $5?
00:17:30.000 Sir, we'll spot you.
00:17:32.000 No, no, no. 0.97
00:17:33.000 Catch him being sodomized in the prison. 0.96
00:17:35.000 This is a county jail.
00:17:37.000 He's like, I just want to feel again. 0.87
00:17:38.000 He's like, this is the best sex I've had in 30 years.
00:17:41.000 Yes. 1.00
00:17:43.000 I had to kill that secretary. 0.99
00:17:47.000 I'm more concerned with an 82-year-old driving a Porsche. 0.99
00:17:50.000 I want you driving the slowest, largest car possible.
00:17:50.000 Yeah.
00:17:53.000 Yeah, or driving a Tesla, because I know it's fast, but then we could just take it over on autopilot.
00:17:56.000 There you go.
00:17:58.000 He hopes someone does and pulls it into a bridge.
00:18:00.000 He hits the accelerator, it's like, ah, ah, ah, I think you meant to go to Bob Evans.
00:18:04.000 Well, yeah, that's why he has a Porsche, though, because living isn't the top thing on his list.
00:18:08.000 Right, exactly.
00:18:09.000 He's like, ah, we'll see what happens.
00:18:10.000 He's just stealing her Benzos, getting in a Porsche, setting it on high and seeing what he can do.
00:18:14.000 Napa has mountains, right?
00:18:15.000 Those are curvy roads and dark.
00:18:16.000 He's just driving straight into the wildfires.
00:18:19.000 Yeah, if she was in the accident, they'd probably just need, like, we need eight guys to get this purse of pills out of the car. 1.00
00:18:24.000 Yes!
00:18:29.000 Looks right into the horizon, looks at Malibu, sees a smoke, and just cranks up, hearing calling wildfire.
00:18:29.000 Oh my gosh.
00:18:37.000 All right, I don't know who sang that song.
00:18:39.000 Someone, you guys can comment below and let me know.
00:18:41.000 But Top Gun has been, I mean, Top Gun went Mach 5 into the box office this weekend.
00:18:49.000 Nice! 0.94
00:18:50.000 I like that.
00:18:51.000 It's time for, yeah, I mean, it's okay, you know, I'm gonna drive my Porsche after.
00:18:55.000 Sounds like that is what killed Siskel and Ebert.
00:18:59.000 Yes.
00:19:00.000 No, it was Gene Shalit who killed Siskel and Ebert.
00:19:02.000 Oh, that's right.
00:19:02.000 I forgot, yeah.
00:19:04.000 Right.
00:19:05.000 How about you don't?
00:19:06.000 How about thumbs up?
00:19:09.000 Bang.
00:19:09.000 All right.
00:19:11.000 Mug Club movie review.
00:19:11.000 Let's do it.
00:19:12.000 $156 million domestically this weekend.
00:19:13.000 Boom! 0.99
00:19:14.000 Wow.
00:19:15.000 That's a lot of money.
00:19:16.000 $156 million domestically.
00:19:17.000 Boom! 0.99
00:19:18.000 Wow.
00:19:19.000 That's a lot of money.
00:19:20.000 $156 million domestically this weekend.
00:19:21.000 Boom! 0.99
00:19:22.000 Wow.
00:19:23.000 That's a lot of money.
00:19:24.000 Boom! 0.99
00:19:25.000 Wow.
00:19:26.000 That's a lot of money.
00:19:27.000 Boom! 0.99
00:19:28.000 Wow.
00:19:30.000 Boom! 0.99
00:19:31.000 Wow.
00:19:31.000 $154 million, though, of course, was the budget in ensuring Tom Cruise's running.
00:19:36.000 I love it!
00:19:39.000 So, did really well.
00:19:41.000 And I think there are some, you know, there is a subtext here, but first it's important, just in case you haven't seen anything, here's a little look at what audiences saw.
00:19:48.000 So I think we have a teaser.
00:20:00.000 Yeah, here I thought we were special.
00:20:02.000 Fellas, this here's Bagman. 0.96
00:20:03.000 Hangman.
00:20:04.000 Whatever. 0.92
00:20:05.000 What the hell kind of mission is this?
00:20:07.000 Everyone here is the best there is.
00:20:14.000 Who the hell are they gonna get to teach us?
00:20:15.000 Mitchell.
00:20:17.000 Let me be perfectly blunt.
00:20:19.000 You are not my first choice.
00:20:20.000 You are here at the request of Admiral Kazansky, a.k.a.
00:20:24.000 Iceman Magic.
00:20:28.000 With all due respect, sir, I'm not a teacher.
00:20:31.000 I just want to manage the expectations. 0.69
00:20:36.000 What the hell?
00:20:38.000 Good morning, aviators. 0.97
00:20:41.000 This is your captain speaking.
00:20:42.000 Then we're off.
00:20:43.000 And we're off.
00:20:50.000 Here we go.
00:20:57.000 In three, two, one.
00:21:05.000 Now apparently I'm the only one here who's seen the film.
00:21:08.000 Yeah.
00:21:08.000 So, thanks guys.
00:21:09.000 But I give it mugs up.
00:21:10.000 Just so you know.
00:21:11.000 I give this mugs up.
00:21:11.000 You absolutely... Oh, there you go.
00:21:13.000 It's worth seeing.
00:21:14.000 Of course, it's corny.
00:21:15.000 I'll get into a couple.
00:21:16.000 But it's worth seeing alone.
00:21:17.000 Wait, two mugs up or mugs up?
00:21:19.000 Well, because, yeah, usually... Well, if they had mugs, so I'll give it two mugs up.
00:21:22.000 Okay.
00:21:22.000 Yeah.
00:21:23.000 If it was a standalone film, it'd be like a 7 out of 10, maybe a 6 and a half.
00:21:26.000 But because of the homage to the original, and they did it very well, while honoring the original.
00:21:30.000 That's good.
00:21:31.000 While also adding something fresh.
00:21:32.000 It kind of sets a good blueprint for how to do this, this kind of, not a reboot, sequel, kind of a reboot.
00:21:38.000 Because sometimes you'll have people where it's just a complete retread, you're like, that's lazy.
00:21:41.000 And then you'll have some people who go, we're gonna go dark and gritty and change everything, and they, you know, piss off the fanbase.
00:21:46.000 This was a really good balance of it.
00:21:48.000 I think that you should go and support it.
00:21:50.000 For if no other reason, I don't know if you remember there was news, I think we covered this, the Taiwanese-Japanese flags, they were removed from Maverick's jacket to please Chinese financiers, as Mavericks do. 0.83
00:22:01.000 He doesn't play by anyone's rules, except for the Chinese. 1.00
00:22:03.000 However, both flags were back on the jacket for the theatrical release.
00:22:07.000 Good for them.
00:22:08.000 So, and, uh, there was a Chinese backer, uh, uh, Tencent, they backed out of financing because of the celebration of the American military in this film.
00:22:16.000 So, uh, also John Cena, uh, drove his Porsche into a brick wall.
00:22:20.000 That's a shame.
00:22:20.000 He did.
00:22:21.000 Upon hearing this.
00:22:22.000 Apologizing in Mandarin the whole way.
00:22:23.000 Yeah.
00:22:24.000 Did Tom Cruise not say that Taiwan was real? 0.85
00:22:27.000 Does he not know?
00:22:28.000 I'm not entirely sure.
00:22:29.000 Oh, they have a flag?
00:22:31.000 If we discuss Taiwan, you're gonna make me upset.
00:22:33.000 Oh.
00:22:34.000 And Taiwan hasn't seen me very upset.
00:22:36.000 What are you talking about?
00:22:38.000 Well, you know what, John Cena, that's what a movie star looks like.
00:22:42.000 Oh, see, there you go.
00:22:42.000 You said Taiwan didn't exist because that's what you wanted to do!
00:22:46.000 Isn't it, steroid freak?
00:22:47.000 I have no idea.
00:22:48.000 I don't know.
00:22:51.000 I'm C. Fast and the Furious 28.
00:22:52.000 Yes.
00:22:53.000 It's fast.
00:22:55.000 Also, I'm all natural.
00:22:56.000 So look, we often crap on Hollywood, and rightfully so, but I will say this is a bold move, and so this won't be supported in China, unlike the Fast. 0.85
00:23:03.000 When you look at the top grossing films, it's usually Marvel films, Lord of the Rings, and then the Fast and the Furious films.
00:23:09.000 Well, they make so much money in the Chinese markets, and they really appease them. 0.98
00:23:13.000 They do that very consistently. 0.87
00:23:14.000 Like cutting out black actors? 0.98
00:23:16.000 Yes. 0.99
00:23:16.000 For real. 0.99
00:23:17.000 Minimize it.
00:23:17.000 It's not even a joke.
00:23:19.000 But they allow the Samoans because, you know, some Polynesian land bridge.
00:23:22.000 I have no idea.
00:23:22.000 True, exactly.
00:23:23.000 But this one went the other way, and they will need to recoup it at American box offices.
00:23:28.000 And you know what?
00:23:28.000 If you watch this film, look, it's corny.
00:23:30.000 Yes, it's predictable.
00:23:31.000 Some of the lines that you saw in that intro that we did a couple years ago, they actually included in the film.
00:23:36.000 But it does show that Americans want to see, they want to believe in America again.
00:23:40.000 That would be my campaign if I were running in 2024.
00:23:43.000 I would say, you know, it's time to believe in America again, not make America great again.
00:23:47.000 It's time to believe in this country again.
00:23:49.000 I'll just say one thing too.
00:23:50.000 You know, we all sort of knew, this is one thing about Donald Trump having a bull in a china shop that was valuable, is we all sort of knew theoretically that the kinds of policies that Trump implemented would work.
00:24:01.000 I don't think any of us knew how quickly things would turn around.
00:24:05.000 Yeah.
00:24:06.000 And a big part of that is because of, you know, speculators in the market, but right away gas prices went down.
00:24:09.000 Right away we had record low unemployment and we also had higher labor force participation rate.
00:24:13.000 We saw wages go up.
00:24:14.000 I don't think we knew how quickly it would turn around.
00:24:17.000 And so as bad as things look right now, I think we're heading in for a deeper recession.
00:24:21.000 It's going to be bleak the next couple of years.
00:24:23.000 There is a silver lining.
00:24:23.000 We know just how fast that can change.
00:24:26.000 And so there needs to be someone campaigning, say, believe in America again.
00:24:29.000 I was in a theater.
00:24:30.000 It was about half black people.
00:24:33.000 And they were cheering.
00:24:33.000 They were going, USA!
00:24:34.000 And they were clapping.
00:24:35.000 Great!
00:24:35.000 They don't care that Tom Cruise is whiter than white.
00:24:37.000 If it was Denzel, I'd be doing the same thing.
00:24:39.000 Yeah, absolutely.
00:24:40.000 People wanted to see a pro-America movie.
00:24:42.000 We've been kind of browbeaten for so long.
00:24:45.000 Look, even if you don't want to go and see this movie, if it's not your cup of tea, but you want to see more movies like this that do have a pro-America message, they don't have a ton of woke stuff, or any that I've heard of in this movie, just buy a ticket.
00:24:56.000 Don't even go.
00:24:57.000 Well, Jennifer Connelly at 53, she woke me up.
00:25:00.000 Well, that's the way it used to be.
00:25:02.000 That's what summer blockbusters were, though.
00:25:04.000 Even Independence Day.
00:25:05.000 Yeah!
00:25:05.000 When, like, Will Smith would, you know, punch aliens and not comedians.
00:25:08.000 Right!
00:25:12.000 Just send him down to the set of Battlefield Earth.
00:25:15.000 Let him have a field day.
00:25:16.000 Get it out of his system.
00:25:18.000 More of that, please.
00:25:19.000 And I will say, this actually happened in the theater.
00:25:21.000 Well, first off, there's a lot in the film like this.
00:25:23.000 No one can do this.
00:25:23.000 It's impossible.
00:25:24.000 And I was sitting there going, and I'm not necessarily the best at predicting films, but I was going, they say impossible, but dare I say it, with Maverick, the impossible is in fact possible.
00:25:33.000 Yeah, I feel like it's gonna, in fact, be very possible.
00:25:36.000 I think it's going to be possible.
00:25:37.000 Yeah, I think it's gonna happen.
00:25:38.000 I thought you were gonna say you're not the best at going to the movies because you yell at the screen when things like that happen.
00:25:43.000 I do.
00:25:45.000 But I was surrounded by black people, so they were fun.
00:25:47.000 Although I did, this is true, true story.
00:25:48.000 Yeah. 0.99
00:25:49.000 Black woman farted in the theater. 1.00
00:25:50.000 Now, how did I know it was her? 0.99
00:25:52.000 Here's exactly how I know it was her.
00:25:54.000 I was sitting.
00:25:55.000 There's a row back, and there's about four or five family black people.
00:25:58.000 She did it on you? 1.00
00:25:59.000 No.
00:26:00.000 It was a black guy, I think his wife or his girlfriend, and then I couldn't see the other two because they were a little bit further away from me.
00:26:06.000 But I would have been none the wiser if what exactly happened didn't happen.
00:26:11.000 You know, you hear kind of a sort of into the seat.
00:26:14.000 Sure.
00:26:15.000 And it wasn't the seat moving.
00:26:16.000 These weren't reclining seats.
00:26:17.000 And so I looked back, and if everyone just played it straight, but the black lady went, I oversold it. 1.00
00:26:24.000 So I looked, she looked at me and I just went... and she went...
00:26:28.000 And moved on.
00:26:28.000 She knew, and she knew that I knew, but I wasn't going to rat on her.
00:26:31.000 Because I know the culture doesn't appreciate snitching. 0.67
00:26:33.000 And because you're Americans.
00:26:35.000 Yes.
00:26:35.000 Because we were more involved with the success of Victory of Maverick.
00:26:42.000 You were too far away to smell it, too.
00:26:44.000 That's true.
00:26:45.000 Well, theoretically.
00:26:46.000 But, you know, then afterwards we had to walk out, and I had to go past her at that exit.
00:26:51.000 You're walking really fast past her.
00:26:55.000 All of a sudden it's the first time you see me wearing a COVID mask.
00:26:58.000 Yeah, it's going really quick.
00:26:59.000 I'm going to shame you without words.
00:27:02.000 Ah, he got an N95.
00:27:02.000 It was bad.
00:27:05.000 So, I do recommend it.
00:27:06.000 You guys should go see it.
00:27:08.000 They're saying if this can't save the movie theater, that it's done.
00:27:12.000 It sounds like it just did.
00:27:13.000 It sounds like it just did.
00:27:15.000 The theater I was in was actually not too crowded, but it was a lot of fun.
00:27:17.000 Is it corny?
00:27:18.000 Sure.
00:27:19.000 If you liked the original Top Gun, you should see this.
00:27:21.000 Unfortunately, Val Kilmer now looks more like John Voight than Val Kilmer, but I give it two mugs up.
00:27:25.000 Go see Top Gun.
00:27:26.000 And you know what?
00:27:26.000 You can comment below if you liked the film.
00:27:29.000 It's been Mug Club Movie Minute.
00:27:30.000 That sounds like something Fred Astaire would...
00:27:45.000 Yeah.
00:27:46.000 I'm just glad Vel's in it.
00:27:48.000 For real.
00:27:48.000 Well, hold on.
00:27:49.000 Is his picture in it, or is he in it?
00:27:51.000 No, he's in it.
00:27:52.000 Oh, good.
00:27:52.000 Alright.
00:27:53.000 Thank you.
00:27:54.000 Don't play by anyone's rules.
00:27:57.000 He's doing a few more movies, too.
00:27:59.000 Well, unfortunately, now the cat's out of the bag.
00:27:59.000 I'm happy for him.
00:28:02.000 He serviced Captain Zeta-Jones.
00:28:04.000 Oh! 0.60
00:28:05.000 Really?
00:28:07.000 I love how they were like Admiral Kazansky, aka Iceman.
00:28:12.000 I'm like, you don't need the AK.
00:28:14.000 Especially when he's 82.
00:28:15.000 Yeah, he could just say Iceman.
00:28:19.000 You remember him, right?
00:28:20.000 His body is now in fact cold as ice.
00:28:22.000 I mean, he's in the casket.
00:28:23.000 You've been here since the 80s, Maverick.
00:28:27.000 He's now embalming fluid man.
00:28:30.000 By the way, I knew a fighter pilot and he was like, there's no way their nicknames or call signs would have been that cool. 0.51
00:28:35.000 Usually it's Dirtbag and Shitface.
00:28:38.000 Well, Goose. 0.97
00:28:40.000 His son was Rooster.
00:28:41.000 Goose died.
00:28:43.000 By the way, Miles Teller really got into this role to play Goose.
00:28:46.000 He really hit the gym.
00:28:47.000 I'm like, what?
00:28:48.000 He hit the gym to play Goose?
00:28:50.000 What, he grew a mustache?
00:28:51.000 No, and then what's funny is he did hit the gym and so they show Goose playing the piano.
00:28:55.000 They show Miles Teller playing the piano.
00:28:56.000 He's got veins in his neck.
00:28:57.000 He's like...
00:28:58.000 Same song?
00:28:58.000 Really?
00:28:59.000 He's like, great balls of fire!
00:29:01.000 Roid raging.
00:29:02.000 Much like Anthony Edwards, too, the mustache just makes him look more like he's 10 years old.
00:29:07.000 Yeah, I know.
00:29:08.000 Like, didn't quite get it.
00:29:10.000 No.
00:29:11.000 Both good actors, though.
00:29:12.000 I really like Miles Taylor.
00:29:13.000 I know he gets a lot of flack.
00:29:13.000 I think he's a pretty good actor.
00:29:14.000 You guys fixed the ejection seat thing, right?
00:29:17.000 Yeah.
00:29:19.000 Not in your plane, Rooster.
00:29:21.000 Same thing, I can... Okay, good.
00:29:23.000 Rooster.
00:29:23.000 Why would you get into that field?
00:29:26.000 Well, I don't want to spoil it for you, but that also causes some friction between Maverick, because him and Rooster have a little bit of history, via Goose. 0.98
00:29:34.000 But I'll tell you what, son of a bitch, that Maverick finds a way. 0.98
00:29:38.000 He's really the Dale Jr. 0.99
00:29:39.000 of flying planes.
00:29:42.000 And Hangman is the Bubba Wallace.
00:29:46.000 Alright, we have to engage.
00:29:46.000 There's a noose!
00:29:47.000 There's a noose!
00:29:47.000 That's your ejection pole.
00:29:49.000 There's a noose! 0.94
00:29:50.000 It's gonna break my neck. 0.99
00:29:52.000 Alright, I'm gonna hit it. 0.77
00:29:52.000 If you don't want to use it, that's fine, but that's what it is. 0.77
00:29:57.000 They also don't name the villain in the movie, but they're like, it's a nuclear facility, they're building, you know, enriching uranium and like, and the Iranians would like to get their hands on this. 0.99
00:30:05.000 It's like, okay.
00:30:08.000 And if I'm not mistaken, someone can correct me in the chat or maybe the control room, I think Iran is the only country that actually would still have active F-14s, which appear in the film.
00:30:16.000 Because, you know, we gave them to, and by the way, all of these other airplanes and Apaches we gave to the, you know, we gave to the Taliban as a party favor. 0.86
00:30:24.000 Yeah.
00:30:25.000 So, okay, let's move on to something else here too.
00:30:27.000 Justin Trudeau, Canada.
00:30:28.000 This is my home country.
00:30:29.000 Look, I think this is important because a lot of Americans don't realize how quickly this can come to you here.
00:30:34.000 How quickly.
00:30:35.000 Just how quickly you can lose your rights.
00:30:37.000 If you want to see how quickly, look to Canada.
00:30:40.000 And this is the country to whom leftists are constantly directing your attention.
00:30:44.000 Well, you could be more like Canada.
00:30:45.000 If Donald Trump wins, I'm moving to Canada.
00:30:48.000 You know, I love Canada because of their lax gun laws, said Alec Baldwin.
00:30:51.000 But he didn't understand that they don't have lax gun laws.
00:30:53.000 They actually have very strict gun laws. 0.96
00:30:54.000 He just likes shooting people. 0.85
00:30:55.000 Yeah. 0.52
00:30:55.000 They still don't let you commit murder. 0.52
00:30:57.000 It's his calling card.
00:30:59.000 Accidental murder on purpose.
00:31:01.000 Right. 1.00
00:31:03.000 I don't know the legal classification, but he's a dick. 1.00
00:31:06.000 Yeah, that's what it is. 1.00
00:31:07.000 He's just a careless murderer. 0.99
00:31:09.000 Right. 0.99
00:31:09.000 So Justin Trudeau is back to being, you know, a tyrant. 0.99
00:31:14.000 And this time he's now banning any new ownership of handguns.
00:31:17.000 So we have him here discussing, this is the Prime Minister of Canada for people who don't follow, for people who aren't Canadian.
00:31:24.000 You probably don't, no one really cares, but it does matter.
00:31:26.000 Here he is discussing the new ban at a press conference.
00:31:29.000 We're introducing legislation to implement a national freeze on handgun ownership.
00:31:36.000 Sorry, we screwed up.
00:31:37.000 Our mistake.
00:31:39.000 We have the actual clip right here.
00:31:40.000 We're introducing legislation to implement a national freeze on handgun ownership.
00:31:48.000 What this means is that it will no longer be possible to buy, sell, transfer, or import handguns.
00:31:58.000 Look how smug, how self-satisfied he is.
00:32:06.000 Like, in other words, no criminals will get their hands on any of these.
00:32:11.000 No.
00:32:12.000 We don't border Detroit.
00:32:14.000 Right.
00:32:15.000 And it's not a real border, it's really just a tunnel.
00:32:19.000 To a casino.
00:32:20.000 So besides banning, and we're going to get to the timeline of Uvalde, which I think is really important because a lot of people have inaccurate timelines, but this is relevant to that because you're seeing how the world is using it as a springboard for pushing, I don't want to say anti-gun policies, anti-human rights policies.
00:32:35.000 So besides the banning of all handguns, it's also going to require military style assault weapons to be turned over via a mandatory A mandatory buyback.
00:32:45.000 Confiscation.
00:32:45.000 Why don't you just write confiscation?
00:32:47.000 Let's be clear, that's what it is in Australia.
00:32:48.000 Let's do the math here.
00:32:49.000 When they say a mandatory buyback, because the left has sold you on buybacks by the way.
00:32:53.000 Bernie Sanders, Elizabeth Warren, Beto O'Rourke talked about a buyback in Australia.
00:32:56.000 What's a mandatory buyback?
00:32:57.000 It's the government is going to, look, They're not buying back a gun that you bought from the government, so it's not a buyback.
00:33:03.000 Right.
00:33:04.000 It's just, we're taking your gun, and we're gonna give you some money so that, you know, you go along with it.
00:33:09.000 If you don't go along with it... Well, slightly half the value of it.
00:33:11.000 Right.
00:33:11.000 It's like eminent domain for your house.
00:33:13.000 Exactly.
00:33:13.000 This is the same thing for guns.
00:33:14.000 And if you don't...
00:33:15.000 Go involuntarily with a mandatory buyback.
00:33:17.000 How do they enforce it?
00:33:18.000 By their guys with guns.
00:33:20.000 Just to be clear.
00:33:21.000 Their guys with guns will take your guns, mandatorily.
00:33:25.000 Now here's the thing, they're also saying assault weapons.
00:33:27.000 Okay, maybe Canada's a little further ahead of the curve than we are, and they have a clear definition, because we don't really know what that means in the United States.
00:33:33.000 Oh, here's a problem.
00:33:34.000 There's no legal definition.
00:33:35.000 So, Prime Minister Blackface said, the government would seek to come up with one that could not be easily circumvented by gun makers.
00:33:42.000 Okay, shouldn't you know that before you try and press a law?
00:33:48.000 Also, I'm not so much concerned about laws, you know, technicalities as it relates to assault weapons being circumvented by gun makers.
00:33:55.000 I'm more so concerned about you circumventing people's basic human rights by creating arbitrary laws like pistol grip illegal, rifle grip legal.
00:34:02.000 Just new ways to control people's God-given right to self-defense.
00:34:05.000 And that's what it is.
00:34:06.000 It's your right to self-defense.
00:34:08.000 I wouldn't be surprised if they never came out with a definition for that, because right now, he said, until then, we'll have it on a case-by-case basis, where they basically just get to decide, okay, on a case-by-case basis, we don't like that gun, we don't like that gun, we don't like that gun.
00:34:20.000 Sorry, we haven't found one that we do like!
00:34:21.000 It's weird!
00:34:23.000 Yeah, I remember during lockdowns, though, it worked really well in Australia.
00:34:26.000 And judging by all the masked people behind him and him unmasked, it's no prediction of the future.
00:34:31.000 No, not at all.
00:34:32.000 They also did a pitbull ban in Canada and the UK.
00:34:36.000 And look, I understand there's people who are against it.
00:34:37.000 He's a terrible musician.
00:34:40.000 Alright, anyone who plays Gasolina after Labor Day wearing white pants.
00:34:45.000 Yeah, it's just not fair.
00:34:46.000 No, they did a pitbull ban, but then people were losing their white boxers. 0.99
00:34:49.000 Well, it looks like a pit bull.
00:34:51.000 So whether you're for or against a pit bull ban, you can't just have it on a case-by-case basis.
00:34:55.000 You do need to have a definition, because then they were taking away bulldogs, they were taking away white boxers, they were taking away American bulldogs, which they are not pit bulls at all.
00:35:02.000 They're bull breeds, but neither is a mastiff.
00:35:04.000 This is something that's important.
00:35:05.000 And so when you do it on a case-by-case basis, and the government is the one who determines the case, that ends up being a serious problem. 1.00
00:35:12.000 That's tragic and stupid. 1.00
00:35:14.000 Yeah. 1.00
00:35:15.000 Yeah, but it happened in Canada.
00:35:17.000 I didn't even know that happened.
00:35:17.000 Yep, and it's happened in the UK too.
00:35:19.000 Joe Lewis would be illegal in the UK.
00:35:22.000 Because he looks like a pit bull.
00:35:23.000 Yeah, there's zero pit in him.
00:35:24.000 Oh, I know, yeah.
00:35:25.000 But people see him, they're like, he looks like a big pit. 1.00
00:35:27.000 That's how stupid it is, and I've had to experience it. 1.00
00:35:29.000 I have to educate people, you know, he's not a pit bull. 1.00
00:35:31.000 They're not really fighting dogs, they're hunting dogs. 0.98
00:35:33.000 But the point is, it's a silly country, and guess what?
00:35:36.000 If your rights are not inalienable, meaning that your rights aren't given to you, granted to you by God, even if you're an atheist, you should appreciate That the Constitution says, our job is not to grant rights, our job is to recognize rights.
00:35:51.000 And then you can have George Carlin saying, rights are made up, man, as he speaks freely in the United States, which he wouldn't be allowed to do in other countries, like our friends who were arrested for being stand-up comedians.
00:35:59.000 Now, here's something else.
00:36:00.000 It's important to note.
00:36:02.000 I guess it's not something else, it's based on what was discussed.
00:36:05.000 There's no constitutional right to own a firearm in Canada.
00:36:08.000 1993 there was a Canadian Supreme Court case and it ruled that Canadians, unlike Americans, do not have a constitutional right to bear arms.
00:36:18.000 So to be clear, They're proud of it.
00:36:20.000 That's the ballgame.
00:36:21.000 And what do they say when they say, a mandatory buyback?
00:36:23.000 They are going to take Canadians' guns away.
00:36:27.000 They justify it by saying, well, what are you going to do?
00:36:29.000 We don't have a constitution.
00:36:30.000 Now, let's go to the United States.
00:36:32.000 What do they say?
00:36:33.000 Well, the second amendment is an absolute.
00:36:35.000 We don't need the constitution.
00:36:37.000 Look at the court case, Heller v. D.C.
00:36:39.000 They didn't argue.
00:36:40.000 Oh, Bumpstock.
00:36:41.000 They didn't argue.
00:36:43.000 Oh, Class 3 Stamp.
00:36:44.000 They said, private citizens, you have no right to own a firearm whatsoever.
00:36:47.000 That is exclusively for the military and cops.
00:36:49.000 That's what Canada is doing right now.
00:36:51.000 That's exactly what they want here in the United States.
00:36:53.000 By the way, I don't know if you knew this, I mean, being from Canada a little bit, that they have it to where you can't fire more than five rounds without having to reload. 1.00
00:37:00.000 So the magazine capacity limit is five rounds.
00:37:04.000 Did you know that?
00:37:05.000 Sounds like Tocanow when they're on his honeymoon.
00:37:09.000 Can you imagine, though?
00:37:10.000 Five rounds.
00:37:10.000 There we go.
00:37:11.000 Fine.
00:37:11.000 A home intruder.
00:37:12.000 Bang, bang. 0.99
00:37:12.000 I miss. 0.99
00:37:13.000 Okay, I'm trying to hit again.
00:37:14.000 Bang, bang, bang. 0.89
00:37:14.000 I'm nervous. 0.89
00:37:15.000 Okay, now I'm just dead.
00:37:16.000 You're failing to understand the equation.
00:37:18.000 The gangbangers breaking into your house, they too only have five rounds.
00:37:21.000 Yes, because they always play by the rules. I thought actually they said most of their gun
00:37:26.000 crime in Canada was committed by people who had illegally smuggled the guns in from the United
00:37:30.000 States. And so just like, you know, Pennsylvania or the state of New York actually will blame
00:37:34.000 other, you know, blame Pennsylvania or some other state because their gun laws aren't,
00:37:39.000 you know, tight enough. Yeah, exactly.
00:37:40.000 Indiana blames, you know, or...
00:37:42.000 Illinois blames Indiana.
00:37:43.000 Yeah.
00:37:43.000 Chicago blames Indiana.
00:37:44.000 Wisconsin.
00:37:45.000 Yeah, of course.
00:37:46.000 So what you're saying is we need- But they don't have that gun crime there in Wisconsin.
00:37:49.000 They have it in Chicago, but it's Indiana's fault. 0.59
00:37:51.000 But if you play this out, Canada, the United States, Mexico, and every other South American country all the way down to, you know, wherever has to have the same gun laws.
00:37:58.000 Otherwise, they can just be like, well, they just keep coming in illegally from, you know, them.
00:38:02.000 I love how he just ran out of countries to name.
00:38:03.000 I did.
00:38:04.000 Yeah.
00:38:05.000 I was going to say Argentina, Chile, you know, they both go down all the way.
00:38:09.000 Chile, I love how that's the only one he pronounces that way.
00:38:11.000 He didn't say Mexico.
00:38:12.000 We all call it Chile.
00:38:13.000 Patagonia.
00:38:14.000 Peru.
00:38:16.000 Do you want to talk about Brasil?
00:38:18.000 Brasilia.
00:38:19.000 Yeah, how are you going to pronounce it?
00:38:21.000 Montevideo.
00:38:21.000 Do you pronounce Spain?
00:38:22.000 España?
00:38:23.000 Costa Rica.
00:38:26.000 You gotta roll.
00:38:26.000 Welcome to the Dominican Republic.
00:38:28.000 So, of course, by the way, Trudeau used this as an opportunity to shame America.
00:38:31.000 And this is one of those things where people say find common ground.
00:38:33.000 He's using this to shame America.
00:38:34.000 We're saying the same thing, only he's like, isn't America terrible?
00:38:37.000 And I'm reading what he's saying, hearing what he's saying, going, aren't we better than Canada?
00:38:43.000 So, here he is saying, we need only look south of the border to know that if we do not take action firmly and rapidly, it gets worse and worse and worse and more difficult to counter.
00:38:52.000 Yeah, of course, because there's nary a gun crime in Canada.
00:38:55.000 I don't know if you know this, my hometown Montreal, we were the pioneers for school shootings, mass shootings.
00:39:01.000 Now, is this anecdotal?
00:39:02.000 Sure, but I experienced this in my lifetime.
00:39:05.000 Right?
00:39:05.000 At École Polytechnique.
00:39:06.000 That was 1989, I believe.
00:39:07.000 It was 19 women were killed.
00:39:09.000 They were lined up execution style.
00:39:10.000 I think the guy lost his job of like an affirmative action thing.
00:39:13.000 He was pissed off.
00:39:14.000 Or it was 14.
00:39:15.000 It was 19.
00:39:16.000 It was 14.
00:39:16.000 It was something somewhere between 14 and 19 women.
00:39:19.000 I can't remember how many were killed, how many were injured.
00:39:21.000 I know it was at least 14 were killed.
00:39:23.000 There was the Concordia shooting in 1992.
00:39:25.000 Four people were killed.
00:39:26.000 That's a major university.
00:39:27.000 There was Dawson College.
00:39:28.000 My friends were there in 2006.
00:39:30.000 I did a show, a stand-up show at Dawson the next year in 2007.
00:39:34.000 One person was killed, 19 were injured because the shooter was not very capable.
00:39:37.000 Here's something even scarier to me, when you're not just talking about mass shootings.
00:39:41.000 In Nova Scotia, there was a man who killed 23 people on multiple separate occasions and locations.
00:39:48.000 He was just roaming for days with his gun, killing people.
00:39:50.000 Wow.
00:39:51.000 The cops couldn't get... No one could do anything because no one had guns! 0.82
00:39:55.000 Scott Thompson from Kids in the Hall, I was reading the book about them.
00:39:57.000 He was involved in a school shooting.
00:39:59.000 The kid who sat behind him shot a bunch of people.
00:40:01.000 That was in the 70s in Canada.
00:40:02.000 Wow.
00:40:04.000 Where was he?
00:40:06.000 Outside of Toronto, I think.
00:40:08.000 I believe.
00:40:08.000 But think of how scary that is.
00:40:10.000 Not just one event, a shooting, and they get swarmed by police, but one guy just roaming around with a gun and he knows he can do this unfettered.
00:40:16.000 23 people killed.
00:40:17.000 Hey, there's something very similar that happened here in Texas, Sutherland Springs.
00:40:21.000 A guy shot up a church.
00:40:22.000 And he was getting into his car to go to another church and shoot it up, and he was stopped by Stephen Williford with an AR-15, who by the way was on this show that night.
00:40:30.000 This was the first show that he did.
00:40:31.000 Because he didn't trust the media to portray the actual story.
00:40:34.000 And guess what?
00:40:34.000 When they talk about mass shootings, and it never includes Sutherland Springs, it's one of the most deadly ever.
00:40:38.000 And one of the things you saw there in 2020, that's when that last shooting happened in Nova Scotia, that's when they started pushing this gun legislation.
00:40:38.000 Absolutely.
00:40:44.000 In New Zealand, they did their mandatory buybacks, their mandatory whatever, right after they had a mass shooting.
00:40:50.000 In Australia, they did their mandatory buyback right after they had a mass shooting.
00:40:54.000 And I know a number of liberals out there probably like, that's the appropriate response.
00:40:57.000 No!
00:40:58.000 No, you don't give up your rights because you're all of a sudden afraid. 0.85
00:41:01.000 It sucks to live in a world where you can die or your kids can die in a senseless act of violence.
00:41:01.000 I get it.
00:41:06.000 You fix the problem.
00:41:07.000 Getting rid of guns doesn't fix the problem.
00:41:09.000 It just ensures that bad guys are the only ones that are going to have guns.
00:41:11.000 Period.
00:41:12.000 That's it.
00:41:12.000 And I try to avoid the abortion and gun control comparison, because I think a lot of people make it,
00:41:16.000 and they're gonna be lazy.
00:41:17.000 But I do think there's an important delineation to make here
00:41:20.000 that people often miss.
00:41:21.000 They go, oh, you wanna ban abortions, and it's gonna be, then people are gonna get illegal, 1.00
00:41:24.000 but you're saying ban guns?
00:41:25.000 No, no, here's kind of the subjects that I think people miss.
00:41:27.000 It's sort of like the prohibition and war on drugs.
00:41:30.000 You're talking about something different, right?
00:41:31.000 When we enacted prohibition, you're talking about an activity
00:41:34.000 in which 90-something percent of Americans engaged and made it illegal.
00:41:36.000 That's going to be a problem, because behaviorally people have already developed
00:41:39.000 that this is a part of the culture, whereas legalizing all drugs,
00:41:42.000 and I'm not saying that we shouldn't legalize all drugs, I'm not talking about the war on drugs,
00:41:44.000 I'm saying you're taking some of the very few, well, only a few percent of Americans actively engage in, 0.64
00:41:50.000 and then saying, all right, go nuts.
00:41:52.000 So it's different.
00:41:52.000 The way that it would actually affect human behavior in the country is different.
00:41:55.000 The same thing when people say, okay, abortion, let's compare it to gun control. 0.93
00:41:59.000 What you are saying is if we outlaw abortion, or late-term abortion, or abortion in any capacity,
00:42:05.000 what you are saying is that Law-abiding, lifetime law-abiding women en masse are going to go break the law and get illegal abortions. 0.66
00:42:13.000 However, if we ban firearms, lifetime serial criminals are going to start obeying the law.
00:42:20.000 The difference there is you were talking about in the abortion case, women who are law-abiding and you have to make the leap that all of a sudden they'll break the law. 0.99
00:42:26.000 You have to believe the exact flip of that with gun control.
00:42:30.000 That criminals who've already continually broken the law and decided to commit mass murder will obey the law.
00:42:36.000 See that difference?
00:42:37.000 It's an important difference to understand.
00:42:40.000 Well, it's also assuming that somebody with a handgun is going to do, you know, it just doesn't make sense.
00:42:46.000 These are the shotguns not going to kill as many people?
00:42:49.000 It doesn't make sense.
00:42:50.000 Yeah, you already have laws in Canada where you have to reload.
00:42:53.000 You have to have five round capacity, right?
00:42:55.000 And that's it.
00:42:55.000 So you're telling me that that's not enough.
00:42:57.000 Now, no new handguns.
00:42:58.000 Yeah, you can't have knives with green handles.
00:43:01.000 Like, it doesn't make sense.
00:43:03.000 Exactly.
00:43:03.000 I've never seen gun reform that makes sense.
00:43:06.000 Say something that might make sense.
00:43:08.000 How about if an 18-year-old twitchy kid comes into your store, maybe you'd look into it harder?
00:43:13.000 Yeah.
00:43:13.000 And I'm not saying that you have to, and people might get mad at that.
00:43:16.000 I don't care.
00:43:17.000 Like, there's certain things that you could say that might actually make sense, but instead, they leap to the most ridiculous thing possible.
00:43:24.000 Well, not only that, but even if they try and pass common-sense gun reform, what do they say?
00:43:27.000 They say, well, this is a compromise.
00:43:29.000 It never is, though.
00:43:30.000 A compromise is a give and take, right?
00:43:34.000 There's never a give.
00:43:35.000 So let's even look at the red flag laws. 0.59
00:43:37.000 That's something where people talk about, okay, people who should be flagged, people who—your neighbor, basically, or people who are concerned for your well-being, your mental health, that they can flag you to the FBI or to the local authorities.
00:43:46.000 Okay.
00:43:47.000 That's the idea.
00:43:47.000 And it sounds to people—it sounds good on its surface.
00:43:49.000 Of course, we all know how that can be abused, but there's— Or never listened to, mainly.
00:43:54.000 Right.
00:43:54.000 That's a take.
00:43:55.000 What's the give?
00:43:56.000 How about this?
00:43:58.000 And I'm not saying that we should do this, but I've never seen this attached to the red flag laws.
00:44:02.000 And by the way, anyone who abuses the red flag law and falsely flags somebody is sentenced to 10 years in a federal penitentiary and fined up to half a million dollars.
00:44:11.000 How about that?
00:44:12.000 So it's just as stern of a punishment to use it frivolously.
00:44:15.000 That would be a give and take.
00:44:16.000 I think you might get more people on board with it because then it makes it something serious.
00:44:21.000 But when you just say, hey, red flag laws and people who are anti-gun anyway have no skin in the game, just like they can report parents to CPS if they don't put their kid on puberty blockers, guess what?
00:44:30.000 It's only a take.
00:44:31.000 Yeah.
00:44:32.000 Well, and it was the same thing with the no-fly list.
00:44:33.000 Do you remember how many people got put on the no-fly list?
00:44:36.000 Like, oh, it's a fantastic thing.
00:44:37.000 And this person, like, what?
00:44:38.000 Yeah.
00:44:38.000 Because there are... Senators were on no-fly lists.
00:44:40.000 I think Stephen Hayes, the commentator, was on a no-fly list.
00:44:42.000 Well, no, it's just that you had a common name.
00:44:44.000 That's what happened, is you were put on a no-fly list.
00:44:46.000 Right?
00:44:47.000 Yeah.
00:44:48.000 That's the take.
00:44:49.000 What's the give?
00:44:50.000 What's the give?
00:44:51.000 Government can only take.
00:44:53.000 Again, because government doesn't serve to give, our government serves to recognize.
00:44:58.000 That's why we are so different from these other countries.
00:45:00.000 People need to understand that.
00:45:01.000 You don't have the right to free speech in Canada.
00:45:03.000 It doesn't exist.
00:45:05.000 You don't have the right to self-defense in Canada.
00:45:07.000 Look, here's the thing.
00:45:08.000 This is something people are not going to want to hear, too, before we get into the timeline of Uvalde, which is very disturbing, and I will tell you what, just not for The exact reasons that you may think, though those as well, but as more has come out, I've found myself disgusted with the media, I've found myself disgusted with corrupt police departments, and we've discussed this in the past, you know, I don't support all cops, I support good cops.
00:45:31.000 But before we get to that, You know what, let's get to that and then I'll go back to this because I know we're running late on time.
00:45:37.000 Okay, the Uvalde shooting.
00:45:39.000 All right, let's get to the timeline here.
00:45:40.000 A lot of you may not know.
00:45:43.000 Right now, comment, before you watch this segment, what is your impression of the Uvalde shooting?
00:45:47.000 What do you believe happened?
00:45:50.000 Because I bet you I will get 20 different recaps here.
00:45:54.000 Well, it's because we've been given 20.
00:45:55.000 We've been given 20 different recaps.
00:45:56.000 We weren't even given the right count.
00:45:58.000 No, we weren't even given the right count.
00:45:59.000 By the way, hit the share button if you can.
00:46:01.000 Sharing is caring, and YouTube, the algorithm value sharing, I guess right now, and likes, all that stuff.
00:46:06.000 I appreciate it.
00:46:06.000 If you don't do it, that's fine.
00:46:08.000 Consider joining my club.
00:46:11.000 Let's go back to then, okay?
00:46:13.000 Then, what we were told.
00:46:15.000 The Texas Department of Public Safety, um, and their lieutenant, Chris Oliveira, said that police engaged with the gunman.
00:46:22.000 So this is what we even talked about on this show.
00:46:24.000 I said it, yeah.
00:46:25.000 You said it. 0.86
00:46:26.000 You screwed up. 0.95
00:46:26.000 I know, I believe- No, you didn't screw- yeah, you screwed up, you trusted him. 0.95
00:46:29.000 Uh, said that he engaged with the gunman as he entered the school, and it's just a- it- by the way, it happens to be an inaccuracy that makes these guys look more heroic than the cowards they were.
00:46:39.000 At that point we had local law enforcement, school officers as well as state troopers who were first on scene and were able to hear the actual gunshots inside the classroom.
00:46:49.000 They tried to make entry into the building.
00:46:51.000 They were met with gunfire by the suspect, by the shooter.
00:46:54.000 Some of those officers were shot.
00:46:56.000 So at that point they began breaking windows around the school, trying to evacuate children, teachers, anybody they could, trying to get them out of that building, out of that school.
00:47:05.000 Okay.
00:47:06.000 You'd think if someone had the correct information at that point, you wouldn't expect a couple of comics and a smart guy here in a... in a studio to have it.
00:47:15.000 Yeah.
00:47:15.000 But you would think the lieutenant... I think that was Pablo Francisco.
00:47:17.000 Yeah.
00:47:17.000 Well, and they said a resource officer confronted the gunman as he was going into the school, but didn't engage.
00:47:23.000 So how did this guy not know?
00:47:24.000 Yeah.
00:47:25.000 Well, the next day, Lieutenant Olivera said there... It actually didn't happen.
00:47:29.000 A day later.
00:47:30.000 Officers are there.
00:47:31.000 The initial officers, they received gunfire.
00:47:36.000 They don't make entry initially because of the gunfire they're receiving.
00:47:39.000 It was reported that a school district police officer confronted the suspect that was making entry.
00:47:45.000 By your guys?
00:47:47.000 Not accurate.
00:47:48.000 He walked in unrestructed initially.
00:47:52.000 Oops.
00:47:52.000 I hope one of those balloons don't pop.
00:47:54.000 They might all shit their pants. 0.99
00:47:55.000 Good they wore brown. 0.99
00:47:58.000 But at least they get to go home that night.
00:47:59.000 And look!
00:48:01.000 You're listening, and I want to be clear, because I was just pulled over by some police officers yesterday.
00:48:05.000 I wasn't pulled over.
00:48:06.000 I was a quick trip, and then they saw me, and they knocked on my window, like, hey, just so you know, we kind of like your show and stuff.
00:48:11.000 And I said, do you know that we're all pissed off with police right now?
00:48:15.000 I said, I'm not a Black Lives Matter guy.
00:48:16.000 I'm not a defund the police.
00:48:17.000 But do you understand why we're pissed off?
00:48:18.000 He said, I get it.
00:48:19.000 I get it.
00:48:20.000 I said, you know, people saying that your primary priority is to go home that night?
00:48:23.000 The guy said, not when there are kids being shot.
00:48:25.000 I said, exactly.
00:48:26.000 Not when there are children being shot.
00:48:28.000 So this is the problem, too, before I get into the exact timeline.
00:48:31.000 Down to the second.
00:48:33.000 This is the problem with, we discussed this last week, where they were saying, we want more LGBTQ officers.
00:48:37.000 We want more black officers. 0.94
00:48:38.000 No, no, no. 0.94
00:48:39.000 We want more officers of character.
00:48:41.000 But that would require judgment, right?
00:48:42.000 This is a society where we don't judge anybody.
00:48:44.000 We accept everyone's reality as though it is reality.
00:48:47.000 We need officers with character.
00:48:50.000 And I will tell you this.
00:48:51.000 If people are being mowed down in a classroom, and you had every warning and ample time to stop them, but you weren't ready, you didn't have enough cover fire, I'm sorry.
00:49:01.000 Don't take the oath.
00:49:03.000 Don't take the oath.
00:49:04.000 Your priority is not to go home.
00:49:05.000 Your priority at that point is to make sure that those six, seven-year-olds, eight-year-olds go home.
00:49:11.000 And there are many, many instances here of the police officers abdicating duty, abandoning their post.
00:49:18.000 And it's not in line with what training should be.
00:49:20.000 I don't know what it is in this department.
00:49:22.000 So, police officers, not all cops.
00:49:25.000 But you know what?
00:49:26.000 You do need to clean ranks. 0.99
00:49:28.000 As far as the shitty cops, and I'm not talking about cops who just pull over black people, you know, for driving while black. 0.99
00:49:33.000 That's not what this is about. 0.99
00:49:34.000 This is about the really the primary duty of a police officer.
00:49:38.000 It's not to give out speeding tickets when you're hiding behind an overpass.
00:49:42.000 I know you get more civilian interactions and so you get your promotions that way.
00:49:45.000 No, it's about laying down your life for people who require protection, namely the most vulnerable among us, like children.
00:49:52.000 Okay, so let's go through the timeline.
00:49:54.000 11 a.m.
00:49:56.000 Shooter posted on Facebook that he was going to shoot his grandmother.
00:50:00.000 And he did! 1.00
00:50:02.000 Shot her in the face. 0.99
00:50:03.000 Yeah. 0.97
00:50:04.000 She went to the neighbor and called 911. 0.93
00:50:06.000 She's a hero.
00:50:07.000 Tough old broad. 0.82
00:50:07.000 Yes. 0.82
00:50:08.000 Good for her.
00:50:09.000 There's a hero!
00:50:12.000 Approximately 11.15, he then posted on Facebook that he planned to shoot up the school.
00:50:17.000 Hey, you know, there's an algorithm on Facebook and there's an algorithm on YouTube that if we have a thumbnail with a gun in it, it'll be throttled and notifications won't go out.
00:50:28.000 If you guys are so advanced, how about screening for, I am going to shoot up a school, if you're going to?
00:50:34.000 There's no way they didn't see that. 0.99
00:50:35.000 Yeah, just the words, I am going to shoot. 0.99
00:50:38.000 Right. 0.98
00:50:38.000 Maybe that ought to pop a flag. 0.98
00:50:39.000 You guys are at warp speed to get us taken down when we're doing parody.
00:50:43.000 You have to make exceptions for people reviewing the comedic classic Stop or My Mom Will Shoot. 0.92
00:50:47.000 Yeah, somebody made a video with Van Halen's music.
00:50:49.000 They have to get to it.
00:50:51.000 Sorry.
00:50:52.000 So, 1127.
00:50:54.000 There was a video that showed the door to the school.
00:50:57.000 Really important, by the way.
00:50:58.000 The door was an entry.
00:50:59.000 It was open before all of this started.
00:51:01.000 Right.
00:51:02.000 Now, here's the thing.
00:51:04.000 I understand that sometimes if there's a break and there was some kind of a ceremony going on, you're not going to scan everyone's ID card and the door's going to be open.
00:51:11.000 Once you hear a crash and shooting outside, however, probably a good idea to close it.
00:51:16.000 Yeah.
00:51:17.000 The teacher didn't get it.
00:51:19.000 Not a hero, just to be clear.
00:51:20.000 Just to be clear.
00:51:21.000 Grandma?
00:51:22.000 Hero.
00:51:23.000 Teacher?
00:51:24.000 Not.
00:51:24.000 I know you want us to believe these are all the true, these are all the real heroes.
00:51:27.000 No, no, the real heroes are people who act heroically.
00:51:29.000 And no, teaching a Zoom class that's really tired and grading papers after hours doesn't count. 0.77
00:51:36.000 I can see her being panicked, though, and relying on a police force.
00:51:41.000 Yeah.
00:51:41.000 I mean, you may have forgotten that she may have forgotten that she did it, she may have been scared, and I think most police, by the way, would probably Have done a lot different.
00:51:49.000 I'm very confused by this entire presentation.
00:51:51.000 Well, I think it'll clear it up with the time.
00:51:54.000 So 1127, the door is open, okay?
00:51:56.000 Then 1128, this psychopath crashes the truck near the school.
00:52:00.000 I don't know if we have a picture of the truck crash.
00:52:02.000 It looks like a cartoon crash.
00:52:03.000 The wheels go out.
00:52:04.000 It looks like one of those, you know, like a truck that has a personality that's like, I'm tired, and goes...
00:52:12.000 It doesn't even look real.
00:52:13.000 So he crashes out there.
00:52:14.000 Looks like Toontown.
00:52:15.000 Teacher saw the crash.
00:52:17.000 Went inside, called 9-1-1.
00:52:18.000 This is now the second 9-1-1 call.
00:52:20.000 Still left the door open.
00:52:21.000 That's the teacher who propped the door open to begin with.
00:52:23.000 Propped the door open, called 9-1-1.
00:52:24.000 So in other words, we now know, this has been posted, there have been 9-1-1 calls that he's going to go shoot up the school.
00:52:31.000 Doors open, okay, crash outside, she calls 911, this teacher, or teacher, yeah, I think it was a, this teacher was a female, right? 0.98
00:52:39.000 Because I'm trying to get, make sure I have everything, everything correct here, because there were people who came in who weren't in the police force, there were people who weren't necessarily teaching in that classroom, but everything that I tell you, all references available at lodowithcreditor.com, this is an important timeline.
00:52:50.000 Call 911, second call to 911, still leaving the door open.
00:52:55.000 Now, he had two nearby men, they approach a suspect, the gun shot at them, they weren't injured, okay.
00:53:01.000 1130 a.m.
00:53:02.000 9-1-1 was called.
00:53:04.000 Crash was reported.
00:53:06.000 The name of the teacher is being covered anonymously in reports, probably because she left the door open.
00:53:11.000 So, uh, 1131.
00:53:13.000 Police arrive.
00:53:15.000 They don't initially see the gunman.
00:53:17.000 The gunman was shooting at the school from behind parked cars in the parking lot. 0.91
00:53:23.000 So first off, this is someone who's clearly mentally disturbed. 0.52
00:53:25.000 I want to know, why did he crash his car?
00:53:27.000 What, I mean, he, was he inebriated?
00:53:29.000 And then he's shooting at the school from Behind a parked car in the parking lot.
00:53:33.000 Yeah.
00:53:35.000 At this point, Howard, there's two 911 calls.
00:53:37.000 He's not even in the school.
00:53:39.000 He's shooting at the school.
00:53:40.000 Where are you, cops? 1.00
00:53:43.000 Shoot him now! 1.00
00:53:45.000 Now! 1.00
00:53:46.000 They're 10 minutes late already.
00:53:47.000 Yes!
00:53:48.000 It should have been at the crash.
00:53:49.000 Right.
00:53:49.000 Should have been at the crash.
00:53:51.000 Should have been at the crash.
00:53:52.000 The guy gets out.
00:53:53.000 Oh, wait.
00:53:53.000 Stephen Williford with the Sutherland Springs shooting.
00:53:56.000 What happened?
00:53:56.000 The guy shot up a church guard in his car.
00:53:57.000 Stephen Williford between... I can't remember if it was getting out of his car...
00:54:02.000 Or if it was while he was driving, but between the two shootings that the man had planned, Stephen Williford shot him and killed him.
00:54:07.000 Just a random good guy with a gun.
00:54:10.000 NRA certified instructor, by the way.
00:54:11.000 Now we have 1133 a.m.
00:54:13.000 The gunman entered the school through the door that was left open.
00:54:17.000 Fired more than a hundred rounds.
00:54:19.000 There's audio evidence.
00:54:20.000 And he entered into one of the rooms.
00:54:22.000 It's either 111 or 112.
00:54:23.000 I don't want to give you the wrong number right now because we don't know exactly what it was.
00:54:28.000 The earlier reports, like we saw, they said that he was met Engaged by a school resource officer.
00:54:33.000 That's not true.
00:54:35.000 Okay.
00:54:37.000 So we are now at the point where the man has threatened on Facebook, has shot his grandmother, who then called 9-1-1 and said he is out there.
00:54:45.000 He has posted twice publicly on Facebook, one of which is saying I'm going to shoot the school.
00:54:49.000 He has crashed his car.
00:54:50.000 There have been another two 9-1-1 calls placed.
00:54:52.000 Gotten out of his car and shot in the parking lot at the school.
00:54:57.000 And now he has gone into the school and fired a hundred rounds.
00:55:01.000 No one's engaged him yet?
00:55:03.000 You don't know, man.
00:55:03.000 You don't know how hard it is to be a cop.
00:55:05.000 You know what?
00:55:05.000 You're right.
00:55:06.000 But here's the thing. 0.99
00:55:07.000 I haven't tasted a shit stew. 1.00
00:55:10.000 I'm willing to bet that it sucks. 1.00
00:55:12.000 That's true. 0.98
00:55:13.000 I've not been a police officer.
00:55:15.000 I think this is a bad job.
00:55:17.000 So now at 11.35, finally three officers Go through the school, same door.
00:55:22.000 Thank God.
00:55:23.000 Problem solved.
00:55:24.000 Oh wait, they briefly exchanged fire with the shooter, two were grays, and then more officers entered the school afterward.
00:55:30.000 That's four more officers, by the way.
00:55:33.000 Every single law enforcement official around the country that talks about school shootings says, you do not assume that it is a hostage situation.
00:55:40.000 You assume that this person is on a killing spree and time matters.
00:55:44.000 You go in as quickly as possible.
00:55:46.000 So now we've got six officers.
00:55:49.000 Three and four, I think.
00:55:49.000 Well, three and four or two and four.
00:55:51.000 But a killing spree.
00:55:52.000 Yeah.
00:55:52.000 Yeah.
00:55:54.000 What were you going?
00:55:55.000 You're going, oh.
00:55:57.000 It's just, this is dangerous.
00:56:01.000 Yeah.
00:56:03.000 That's the job.
00:56:05.000 Yeah.
00:56:05.000 100 rounds have been fired now, not including the rounds outside.
00:56:07.000 You've had three 9-1-1 calls at this point.
00:56:09.000 So at some point between the first burst of shots and the second, there was a code black that was announced in the cafeteria.
00:56:16.000 And reportedly, employees didn't even know what that meant.
00:56:18.000 They said, code black?
00:56:19.000 They said, huh?
00:56:20.000 Just like they said, hey, officers, engage.
00:56:21.000 What?
00:56:23.000 I'm going to wait.
00:56:23.000 11-37.
00:56:23.000 8, 1137, 16 more rounds, 1143 school broadcast over Facebook that they were in lockdown,
00:56:34.000 1151, more police arrived.
00:56:35.000 Great!
00:56:35.000 Alright, they did their job.
00:56:37.000 How far into this do we have to get?
00:56:44.000 1154, parents and police are now gathered outside the building.
00:56:48.000 Now here's the thing.
00:56:50.000 I guess if the police We're more concerned with engaging the gunman than they were stopping the parents who were willing to lay down their lives to save their children from the gunman.
00:57:02.000 Instead, they were pepper spraying and restraining parents trying to get to their kids.
00:57:06.000 It's like a real-life Mystic River, only the police are completely in the wrong.
00:57:09.000 Here's a clip.
00:57:12.000 I think you have that there, Token Owen.
00:57:13.000 Clip X. Alright.
00:57:16.000 So for people who haven't seen this, look, this is why cops can't be the only people with guns.
00:57:20.000 Let me tell you why.
00:57:22.000 Let me put this in a nutshell.
00:57:24.000 Those cops weren't willing to defend those children with all of their firearms.
00:57:30.000 Parents who didn't even have them were.
00:57:35.000 They were willing to lay down their lives for their kids.
00:57:38.000 The cops were not.
00:57:39.000 Those parents should have guns. 1.00
00:57:42.000 They have the right to defend their children.
00:57:45.000 And you don't have the right to stop them.
00:57:47.000 Not if you're not doing anything.
00:57:49.000 Do we have that clip? 0.97
00:57:52.000 What the f*** is wrong with y'all? 0.96
00:57:57.000 Oh, yeah. We're taking care. 0.99
00:58:22.000 Let me ask you this.
00:58:31.000 I'm going to go.
00:58:33.000 Hopefully we don't get banned for this because, you know, hey, they talked about rioting and assaulting officers who did nothing wrong with Black Lives Matter protests.
00:58:39.000 If you're a parent and that's your kid in the school, what do you do?
00:58:44.000 I'm going in.
00:58:45.000 Yeah, is there anything that stops you?
00:58:46.000 Is there anything that stops you?
00:58:47.000 Comment below.
00:58:48.000 Comment below.
00:58:49.000 Does that make you an extremist?
00:58:52.000 Hasn't the cop kind of put themselves in a situation if they're stopping a parent that it's either the kid or discomfort for the police officer?
00:58:58.000 And by discomfort I mean could be a shove, could be a punch. 0.98
00:59:03.000 Would you not use any means necessary when over a hundred rounds have been shot, and 9-1-1 calls have been made, and there are six or seven officers who are already in that school doing jack shit? 0.96
00:59:16.000 Who cares if there's 50 people grabbing him like Stalin? 0.97
00:59:20.000 Like, it just doesn't... It just doesn't make sense.
00:59:23.000 They're screaming, they're crying.
00:59:24.000 They know there's kids in there.
00:59:25.000 They're stopping parents.
00:59:26.000 That's one cop who's not inside.
00:59:28.000 Right.
00:59:29.000 We have to wait for SWAT, because we don't have something to break down the door.
00:59:33.000 Hey, I don't know if you saw this.
00:59:34.000 The school has a lot of windows.
00:59:37.000 We broke in with a rock.
00:59:38.000 Oh, so it's a high school classroom door.
00:59:41.000 Well, they do have hollow doors in the way that they wedge themselves.
00:59:43.000 You do need something that would actually break.
00:59:44.000 It wouldn't be easy to break down the door, but that's not the only way in.
00:59:47.000 Yeah.
00:59:47.000 It's not the only way in.
00:59:49.000 And they knew that it was still ongoing.
00:59:50.000 You heard the parents say it's still going on.
00:59:53.000 He's not dead yet.
00:59:54.000 So now we're about an hour in.
00:59:58.000 12.03pm.
00:59:58.000 We're about an hour in because this is an hour from when he said he was going to shoot his grandma, shot his grandma, and started.
01:00:02.000 So an hour from there.
01:00:04.000 And we're a good 20 minutes, half hour in here with the school.
01:00:07.000 Not even counting the night before when he was sending out messages to people that people could have seen.
01:00:12.000 And that was not that girl's fault.
01:00:13.000 No, no, no.
01:00:15.000 We're an hour in from him shooting his grandmother who called 911.
01:00:18.000 So it's 12.03pm.
01:00:18.000 19 officers.
01:00:21.000 are inside the school at this point.
01:00:23.000 There were three 9-1-1 calls made from inside the classroom by a girl student at 12-03, 12-10, 12-13.
01:00:32.000 That's 3rd, 4th, 5th.
01:00:34.000 Recording that multiple people were dead saying, where are the officers?
01:00:38.000 Sorry, sweetheart.
01:00:39.000 They're the only people allowed to have guns.
01:00:43.000 So don't act like you have the corner on outrage because students were killed.
01:00:48.000 It is outrageous. 0.94
01:00:49.000 It's disgusting. 0.74
01:00:50.000 It's evil. 0.95
01:00:51.000 But it's also evil to say only these people can have guns.
01:00:54.000 Who, by the way, we've been saying for years are completely ill-equipped and we've ensured that they are less equipped because we've defunded them in many instances.
01:01:01.000 She's saying, where are the cops?
01:01:02.000 What is she saying?
01:01:03.000 Where are the people with guns to stop this guy with a gun?
01:01:05.000 That's what she's saying.
01:01:06.000 That's fourth and fifth calls.
01:01:11.000 And there are 19 officers in the school.
01:01:13.000 Not doing anything?
01:01:14.000 12-11.
01:01:16.000 An officer announced to the parents that the students would be moved to the nearby funeral home for reunification.
01:01:25.000 Even though they hadn't been saved yet.
01:01:27.000 Yeah, I think they had evacuated some parts, like the other wings of the building.
01:01:31.000 Right.
01:01:32.000 But in other words, the parents are pissed, going, what about my kids?
01:01:35.000 Oh, that's an ongoing situation.
01:01:37.000 What do you mean by that?
01:01:38.000 We're not doing anything.
01:01:39.000 We're monitoring.
01:01:39.000 12-15.
01:01:43.000 Border Patrol tactical units began arriving.
01:01:47.000 1216 and 1219, that same student dialed 911.
01:01:50.000 These are now the sixth and seventh calls.
01:01:52.000 Yeah.
01:01:54.000 Why don't you just call the cops?
01:01:55.000 Why do you need a gun?
01:01:56.000 I understand that a student girl is not going to have a gun, but this same situation occurs all the time if you look at police response times across the United States.
01:02:02.000 Why don't you just call the only guys with guns? 0.99
01:02:04.000 You mean the guys who you said are corrupt and just want to shoot black people? 0.98
01:02:07.000 Which I don't believe is true, because statistically it is untrue, but I do believe that they're Inept bureaucracies, as we see with this police department. 0.98
01:02:13.000 12-17.
01:02:16.000 The school posted on Facebook there was an active shooter.
01:02:19.000 Well, thank you.
01:02:21.000 Thank you for that news alert.
01:02:24.000 Shooter began firing again.
01:02:25.000 12-21.
01:02:27.000 Possibly at the door.
01:02:29.000 We don't know exactly.
01:02:30.000 12-30.
01:02:31.000 School announced on Facebook that reunification would actually be at the high school.
01:02:37.000 They seem really concerned with, hey, here's the meeting place, like it's at a theme park.
01:02:40.000 We're gonna meet by the, uh, we're gonna meet by the big, uh, the big drop roller coaster.
01:02:44.000 Okay, guys?
01:02:45.000 Let's meet back here.
01:02:45.000 Hey, how about you save the people who are in a room with a gunman?
01:02:49.000 And by the way, I don't want to tell you how to do your job, but you've got dozens of guys with guns. 1.00
01:02:55.000 Are they all stupid, or are they all pussies? 1.00
01:02:59.000 12.36 p.m. 1.00
01:03:00.000 Female student from inside the classroom called 911 again! 1.00
01:03:04.000 That's the eighth 911 call.
01:03:08.000 She was told to stay on the line.
01:03:09.000 Then at 1243 and at 1247 she told them, send police.
01:03:14.000 Now.
01:03:18.000 1240, the school posted to Facebook again to change the reunification location to the Civic Center.
01:03:22.000 Well, thank you school.
01:03:23.000 Thank you real heroes for making sure that the people who aren't in an absolute melee know where to go.
01:03:32.000 1250, the police finally got the, wait for it, the key to unlock the door.
01:03:37.000 Oh! 0.60
01:03:38.000 Oh, hold on a second. 1.00
01:03:39.000 Our police force there, the Uvalde police are so equipped that who'd have thought the door would need a key, asshole? 1.00
01:03:45.000 Didn't you have a contingency plan? 1.00
01:03:49.000 You're the police force.
01:03:52.000 You're sworn to serve and protect and a guy locks the door and that screws your whole plan right there?
01:04:00.000 You should be the only guys with guns.
01:04:02.000 Do you know how many keys are on a janitor's ring?
01:04:04.000 I know.
01:04:05.000 That's a lot.
01:04:07.000 Especially if it's a cartoon janitor.
01:04:08.000 I know.
01:04:10.000 Sorry, I don't mean to make light of it.
01:04:11.000 No, no, it's okay. 0.99
01:04:11.000 It's absolutely insanely stupid that I can't wrap my head around it. 0.99
01:04:15.000 And by the way, a couple of things. 0.99
01:04:16.000 This is not, again to be clear, this is not what they're trained to do.
01:04:19.000 Not at all.
01:04:20.000 This is what we talked about.
01:04:21.000 Remember, they wanted to ban chokeholds.
01:04:23.000 Yeah.
01:04:23.000 Because society says, ban chokeholds.
01:04:24.000 Not only that, but they want to ban officers like Mr. Kerr, that coach.
01:04:27.000 Ban officers in Oakland.
01:04:28.000 So they don't want officers at schools.
01:04:30.000 Which, you know what?
01:04:31.000 Maybe you guys have a point.
01:04:32.000 If they're all going to be like this.
01:04:34.000 Right.
01:04:34.000 But, uh, they don't want officers at school.
01:04:36.000 At schools.
01:04:37.000 They don't want chokeholds.
01:04:38.000 They don't want lethal weapons.
01:04:39.000 Remember, they want them to have tasers?
01:04:40.000 Cops?
01:04:40.000 Like, the fewer of them should have firearms.
01:04:44.000 Yeah, and less funding would definitely get better quality officers.
01:04:47.000 Right, yeah, exactly.
01:04:48.000 Makes perfect sense.
01:04:49.000 And we got Flack for saying, well, no, you shouldn't ban chokeholds, because that is just, again, it's a lack of education.
01:04:55.000 It's not understanding the use of a chokehold.
01:04:58.000 And we showed it here on the show.
01:04:59.000 People say, oh, we need to, what?
01:05:01.000 We need to have police officers who are less equipped to deal with violence.
01:05:03.000 Hey, you know what?
01:05:04.000 How about you send in the social workers?
01:05:07.000 Maybe they have some kind of a universal key.
01:05:09.000 I don't know.
01:05:10.000 Send in the social workers to deal with them. 0.52
01:05:11.000 This is why you're not looking for LGBTQ or black officers or female officers. 0.96
01:05:19.000 You're looking for officers who are capable of good character and willing to go in and cause irreparable harm to someone who needs it.
01:05:28.000 When appropriate.
01:05:30.000 When appropriate.
01:05:31.000 That guy shooting up those kids?
01:05:32.000 Yeah. 0.99
01:05:32.000 That's a weak man. 0.99
01:05:36.000 You need a strong man.
01:05:38.000 You need an officer to go in and help handle that.
01:05:40.000 Yep, might be outgunned.
01:05:41.000 Yep, might not be prepared.
01:05:43.000 Guess what?
01:05:44.000 That's what you signed up for.
01:05:45.000 Yeah.
01:05:46.000 I follow a couple of Special Forces guys on Twitter and they were saying that it is impossible, it is physically impossible for one person to hold a room that has the windows and has the door.
01:05:56.000 There's no way.
01:05:58.000 There's absolutely no way with even the most basic training for that person to be able to withstand some kind of an onslaught from cops.
01:06:06.000 there's no way. How about citizens?
01:06:08.000 How about citizens?
01:06:09.000 The windows can be broken with a rock. Now I'm not saying that this is
01:06:12.000 the exact strategy, but how about lining up, how about sneaking up like a firing 0.92
01:06:16.000 squad, there he is, shoot until you hear it go click 0.97
01:06:19.000 at the shooter. Tell the girl who's already on 911 with the police who aren't 0.99
01:06:23.000 doing anything to inform her fellow classmates to get down or find cover
01:06:26.000 wherever they can. There could be collateral damage.
01:06:29.000 I understand and that's absolutely terrible, but at this point they will all be
01:06:32.000 collateral damage unless something is done. 0.82
01:06:34.000 Shoot through the window at the shooter.
01:06:37.000 Because I gotta wait for my superior and I don't want to get written up for this. 0.97
01:06:42.000 Guess what?
01:06:43.000 Those parents were willing to.
01:06:45.000 Now, here's the thing.
01:06:47.000 They did this wrong even after they just had performed training only a handful of weeks before the shooting.
01:06:52.000 According to the New York Times, the training states that officers' first priority is to move in and confront the attacker.
01:06:57.000 They did not do that.
01:06:58.000 Why?
01:06:59.000 Out of fear.
01:07:00.000 The problem is not guns.
01:07:02.000 The problem is not police. 0.54
01:07:04.000 The problem on both sides of this equation is weak men.
01:07:09.000 Yeah, you don't want to die a hero.
01:07:11.000 Right.
01:07:12.000 Well, people who are just concerned with their own safety, right?
01:07:15.000 It's every single, every single toady.
01:07:17.000 I was just doing my job.
01:07:18.000 That's every police officer here.
01:07:20.000 Yeah.
01:07:21.000 19 people?
01:07:22.000 Yeah, it's fine to be concerned with your own safety.
01:07:23.000 You just have to pick a different job.
01:07:25.000 Yes.
01:07:26.000 If you're that concerned, you have to pick a different job.
01:07:29.000 Your job is to run towards gunfire, not away from it.
01:07:31.000 Yep.
01:07:32.000 Well, give me a gun. 0.68
01:07:32.000 And not to prevent parents from running towards it to save their kids. 0.68
01:07:37.000 If my kid's in there, give me a gun.
01:07:39.000 Yeah. 0.66
01:07:40.000 I'll go in there.
01:07:41.000 I will go as far as my adrenaline will take me.
01:07:44.000 Well, they would probably be in there in record time if your kid wasn't wearing his N95 during the reintroduction to school.
01:07:50.000 Well, that's true.
01:07:52.000 Then you should be, of course, tasing the parents.
01:07:54.000 Or if you went in to have some words with a teacher because your daughter was sexually 0.96
01:07:57.000 assaulted by a boy claiming to be a girl in the restroom. 0.95
01:08:01.000 They'll tackle you for that.
01:08:02.000 So this is the problem that people see, and again, it's not all police officers, but you
01:08:06.000 guys need to clean ranks.
01:08:09.000 This is where, this is where police officers can say, hey, hey, that's not what we do.
01:08:14.000 And if it is what you, that's not what we're supposed to do.
01:08:18.000 None of this blue wall of silence.
01:08:20.000 And that doesn't always happen.
01:08:21.000 But I was speaking with some police officers here this week, and they didn't know.
01:08:24.000 They were going, yeah, I hear the shooter.
01:08:26.000 He was there for like something.
01:08:28.000 He was there a while.
01:08:28.000 I'm going, don't you know this?
01:08:29.000 Shouldn't you guys be having a PowerPoint presentation on how to not be a cop?
01:08:35.000 How to not handle an active shooter situation?
01:08:37.000 They should be teaching you this now.
01:08:41.000 If you're a cop and you don't know exactly this timeline that I am laying out right now, you're bad at your job.
01:08:48.000 The only point to mistakes being made in life is so you can learn from them.
01:08:52.000 So, let's also look at the Evaldi training explicitly stated. 0.99
01:08:55.000 Again, just so people know, these are weak, cowardly men. 0.87
01:08:59.000 This isn't even the training protocol. 0.99
01:09:01.000 It's not the training.
01:09:01.000 It's not the firearm.
01:09:02.000 It's weak men.
01:09:04.000 Training says, as first responders, we must recognize that innocent life must be defended.
01:09:08.000 First responder unwilling to place the lives of the innocent above their own safety should consider another career field.
01:09:13.000 Well, that message must have fallen on deaf ears.
01:09:15.000 Also, by the way, This is case in point.
01:09:18.000 It was an off-duty border patrol agent.
01:09:20.000 You know those evil people?
01:09:21.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
01:09:22.000 Who put people in cages.
01:09:23.000 Off-duty, who heard about it from a woman, who I believe was a teacher, in the school, borrowed someone else's gun, was the person who went in and stopped the shooter.
01:09:32.000 Now, I know what you're thinking.
01:09:33.000 Was it one of those militias?
01:09:35.000 People with ran... No.
01:09:36.000 One.
01:09:38.000 One non-working police officer, with a borrowed gun, Fixed what 19 officers and a setup perimeter and a digital compound satellite truck couldn't do.
01:09:52.000 What do you think?
01:09:53.000 You think some random good guy with a gun is going to stop?
01:09:54.000 Yep! 0.80
01:09:55.000 Yeah.
01:09:56.000 Yep, and I think in many instances they're more effective than police officers.
01:09:59.000 And what is he, a hero?
01:10:01.000 Oh, and he's also, what's the word?
01:10:02.000 Alive.
01:10:03.000 Yes.
01:10:03.000 Yes.
01:10:04.000 Oh, that's odd.
01:10:05.000 Yeah.
01:10:05.000 I wonder if 19 people could have stayed alive had they gone in there.
01:10:08.000 Yeah.
01:10:08.000 Yeah.
01:10:09.000 Well, 19 people did.
01:10:09.000 Cops.
01:10:10.000 Yuvaldi basically said they wanted everybody to be trained and ready for an active shooter situation eight weeks prior to this incident, by the way.
01:10:17.000 Eight weeks prior they had training.
01:10:18.000 And that training probably included something like locking doors and barricading yourself in classrooms.
01:10:23.000 You know what the training didn't include?
01:10:26.000 A couple of people on campus that were concealed carry permit holders that were willing to go and get a gun to go and stop the bad guy.
01:10:31.000 Because if that had happened, if that had been part of the protocol, this may have ended much, much differently early on.
01:10:38.000 That has to be a part of the training.
01:10:39.000 Otherwise, we're just playing at this.
01:10:40.000 We're not actually trying to do anything.
01:10:42.000 No, he could have banned all guns, though, and then it could have just gone on for way longer.
01:10:46.000 That would have been a better idea.
01:10:49.000 That's gotta be it.
01:10:50.000 Well, there was a woman who saved her two children.
01:10:52.000 We're hearing more reports and stories, and there were other teachers who were clearing other rooms, but in many instances, these people didn't have firearms, so they're not able to do anything other than get the other people who aren't right in front of the shooter's destructive path out of the way.
01:11:06.000 Yeah, I'm not saying that teachers should be forced to own guns.
01:11:08.000 No one is saying that.
01:11:09.000 No, no, no, no.
01:11:10.000 Especially when you look at the LGBTQ AIP experiment that's taking place where they freak out if they can't tell their students about who they're scissoring that weekend. 0.99
01:11:17.000 I don't want those people to be forced to own firearms, but I do want people, teachers, who want to own firearms, or faculty who want to own firearms, who can carry firearms everywhere else in the country because they are law-abiding citizens.
01:11:30.000 By the way, less likely to commit crimes There you go.
01:11:32.000 How about this?
01:11:33.000 Got it right here.
01:11:34.000 Joe Biden, you want to give everybody in America that has student debt $10,000 off of their student debt right now.
01:11:39.000 How about this?
01:11:39.000 How about we provide funding so that they have free training?
01:11:42.000 There you go. How about this? Got it right here. Joe Biden, you want to give everybody in America
01:11:48.000 that has student debt $10,000 off of their student debt right now. How about this? How
01:11:51.000 about we give every single school $5,000 to give to two individuals to pay them every single year
01:11:56.000 to have concealed carry and to be able to go in and stop these situations? Yeah. I think we will.
01:12:00.000 I think we would absolutely fund that.
01:12:02.000 We would probably vote on it today and it would be passed and be on your desk tomorrow.
01:12:04.000 And just to be clear, I'm not even just saying, well, you know what, the school should not be a gun-free zone, period, and anyone should be able to... No, no, look, how about a baby step?
01:12:10.000 How about a compromise, right?
01:12:11.000 A give and take?
01:12:12.000 How about this?
01:12:13.000 I will agree that if someone has a firearm in a school, whether it's a teacher, faculty member, dean, principal, whatever it is, that, unlike the citizen, you know, whose rights cannot be infringed whatsoever, Should be required to take more training.
01:12:26.000 Should be required to pass some kind of a test so that they show you that they can not only carry a firearm, but have some kind of a standard issue, whether it's a retention holster, make sure that there's a safe where it is locked in a location, have random checkups to make sure that this person is responsible, and that requires what?
01:12:26.000 Yeah.
01:12:42.000 What?
01:12:42.000 Funding.
01:12:43.000 Not defunding.
01:12:44.000 Make it available to people who want to do it, and yes, make it so they have to jump through a few hoops.
01:12:50.000 There's a give and take!
01:12:53.000 Oh wait, no, Canada's gonna ban handguns.
01:12:55.000 And that's what Beto O'Rourke wants to do here. 0.96
01:12:57.000 Did you see Beto O'Rourke change his website three times?
01:12:59.000 Yeah, that's pretty amazing.
01:13:00.000 Changed his website three times from not mentioning AR-15s to we want, you know, a ban on AR-15s to we want to reduce the number of AR-15s. 0.99
01:13:07.000 Because he too is a weak man or pussy, whichever term you prefer. 0.99
01:13:13.000 That's the problem that we have in this country. 1.00
01:13:15.000 We have a problem with weak people.
01:13:18.000 And we've encouraged weakness.
01:13:21.000 And weakness all around.
01:13:22.000 And I'm not talking about bench pressing, okay?
01:13:24.000 I'm talking about weakness of character.
01:13:27.000 What do you think a generation of people are... Where are they going to find strength and inspiration when you're praising the real heroes as people who go out there crying because they can't discuss their personal sex life or, God forbid, they can't do another Zoom call for the next year and a half?
01:13:42.000 And by the way, is this something... Can we at least say here that we told you so?
01:13:46.000 What do you think was going to happen when you locked down students for a year and a half For fear of the parent.
01:13:52.000 That wasn't for the kids.
01:13:53.000 We all know that wasn't for the kids.
01:13:54.000 If you look at the CDC data.
01:13:56.000 If you look at how deadly COVID would be for kids.
01:13:58.000 That was never for the kids.
01:13:59.000 That was for the teachers.
01:14:00.000 Sorry, the real heroes that they may not get sick.
01:14:02.000 Even after vaccinations.
01:14:03.000 Even with masks and plexiglass in place.
01:14:06.000 What did you think was going to happen when you locked down children?
01:14:10.000 When you eliminated their social safety net?
01:14:13.000 For a year and a half.
01:14:14.000 And by the way, I know I can already hear what you're about to say.
01:14:16.000 No, it's not at all the same as homeschooling.
01:14:17.000 Because guess what?
01:14:17.000 You can homeschool a kid and then you can take him to anywhere else that isn't locked down like a desolate wasteland.
01:14:24.000 No, you lock students down, then you lock them down from other activities and interactions, and we saw, you can go back to the previous show, reference available at lottowithcowder.com, we saw substance abuse go up, we saw suicides go up, we saw mental health issues go up, and we said you are going to have a mental health epidemic.
01:14:40.000 You are going to cause irreparable damage to these children, and there were many people who were saying that, but none of it mattered because COVID was the political clout du jour.
01:14:50.000 Can anyone out there honestly say that we didn't see The destabilizing happening.
01:14:55.000 I know you want to blame guns.
01:14:57.000 And plenty of you have talked about guns.
01:14:59.000 But this is something that we directly said would happen and experts said would happen.
01:15:02.000 Here's something else.
01:15:03.000 This is why it's so evil to rob those parents of the ability to defend their children.
01:15:07.000 And again, saying only police can have guns.
01:15:12.000 Rape is illegal.
01:15:14.000 We all agree rape should be illegal.
01:15:16.000 This is not one of those issues up for debate.
01:15:17.000 Okay.
01:15:19.000 Do we all acknowledge that rapes are still going to happen?
01:15:23.000 Of course we know.
01:15:23.000 We can have more effective policies.
01:15:25.000 We can have more effective policing.
01:15:27.000 We can look and see, what is it that we can do objectively to reduce the number of rapes?
01:15:33.000 But we still have to understand that rapes will happen. 0.97
01:15:36.000 And so then you have to say, what is the more morally acceptable act at that point?
01:15:45.000 Knowing that there will still be rapists.
01:15:48.000 Robbing a woman of her right to self-defense so she has to sit there and take it? 0.98
01:15:52.000 Or understanding that some human beings are evil, at least giving her a fighting chance?
01:15:56.000 At least giving those parents a fighting chance?
01:15:57.000 At least giving that teacher a fighting chance?
01:15:59.000 In other words, even if you banned all guns, which is not going to happen in this country, you still acknowledge, no one likes to hear this, doesn't mean that we're not empathetic, doesn't mean that we don't care about the lives lost.
01:16:10.000 Can we all acknowledge this is still going to happen?
01:16:13.000 You can never stop.
01:16:15.000 All evil weak men.
01:16:16.000 You never can.
01:16:17.000 So then it comes down to, why did Gandhi say of all the British Empire's act of evil, robbing a nation of arms will be its blackest?
01:16:25.000 Gandhi, you know him for fasting.
01:16:29.000 Why did he say that?
01:16:30.000 Because it is an act of evil to rob someone of their right to defend themselves.
01:16:37.000 The likes of which society before the last century could never even comprehend.
01:16:43.000 Just because it involved boom-boom sticks doesn't make it any different.
01:16:47.000 Humanity, since the beginning of time, has been evil, and it's largely been an exercise in how do we contain
01:16:54.000 or how do we give the non-evil a chance to defend themselves
01:16:58.000 against evil.
01:16:59.000 That's a huge part of humanity.
01:17:01.000 That and resources.
01:17:03.000 You're never going to stop all of it, just like you're never going to stop all rapes.
01:17:07.000 You need to give the victims a fighting chance, especially, especially now when we see statistically, empirically,
01:17:14.000 and now anecdotally with this shooting that's undeniable, the reason that the police officers should not
01:17:19.000 be the only ones with guns, I will repeat it, is because they were not willing to lay down
01:17:25.000 their lives for those children.
01:17:26.000 Their parents were.
01:17:29.000 Their parents Have the right to own guns and lay down their lives for their children.
01:17:34.000 All right.
01:17:35.000 We're gonna go to Mug Club, but before that, we are going to play Bad Movie Lines, I think, right?
01:17:40.000 Lighten the mood a little bit, yeah.
01:17:42.000 Yeah, we'll lighten the mood.
01:17:43.000 This is gonna be fun, and there's no way we can play it on YouTube. 0.92
01:17:45.000 We'll play a clip, because we're gonna do Bad Movie Lines for one of my favorites, White Dog, a racist dog.
01:17:54.000 The man who owned it.
01:17:55.000 How did he turn him into a racist dog? 0.77
01:17:57.000 It's simple. 1.00
01:17:58.000 Find a black wino who desperately needs a drink, or a black junkie who'd do anything for a fix. 1.00
01:18:03.000 And then to pay them, to beat that dog of yours when he was a puppy. 1.00
01:18:10.000 Darling, the people that made him sick made him permanently sick! 0.73
01:18:18.000 Then they should be put to sleep, not the dog! 1.00
01:18:20.000 That's a white dog! 0.99
01:18:21.000 Of course he's a white dog. 0.94
01:18:23.000 I don't mean his color! 1.00
01:18:25.000 He's caught to attack and kill black people! 1.00
01:18:38.000 Oh, I wanted to put a bullet in that son of a bitch! 1.00
01:18:41.000 Then why the hell didn't you? 1.00
01:18:42.000 Because there's still a chance to cure him.
01:18:44.000 Cure him?
01:18:46.000 He just killed a man!
01:18:47.000 There is no way you can cure that dog!
01:18:48.000 So you finally joined a club.
01:18:50.000 A club of horrified people who raise holy hell about that disease. 0.96
01:19:07.000 It's a little less Beethoven, a little more Wagner.