Louder with Crowder - How Sanctioning Russia Will RUIN America | Louder with Crowder

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00:04:16.000 You know, I just recently got back into the tea.

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00:04:21.000 The reason I stopped was because of how aggressive they were at the mall from Tevana.

00:04:25.000 It was like carnival barkers.

00:04:27.000 It's like a third world country where they're gonna haggle with you. 0.99

00:04:29.000 I guess they shut down a while ago.

00:04:31.000 So the point is, I shouldn't let other people affect my emotions that much.

00:04:34.000 I've also been teabagged at the mall.

00:04:36.000 Yeah, well look, we're going to be talking about that Don't Say Gay Bill in just a little bit.

00:04:39.000 And Mark Hamill!

00:04:41.000 So, before we get to anything else, look, today we are going to be talking not only about Russia-Ukraine, but of course about the media reaction here.

00:04:47.000 Surprise, I don't know if you know this, Trevor Noah and Joy Reid think that you are racist if you care about...

00:04:52.000 our Ukrainian friends. And we're also going to be talking about how this affects you when we're

00:04:57.000 these new sanctions. Yeah, also the idea of the United States dollar being used as a reserve

00:05:03.000 currency. There are a lot of elements here that maybe people aren't really taking into account.

00:05:07.000 We're not just World War Three doesn't necessarily look like World War One and Two,

00:05:11.000 especially when you have international governments who are beholden to each other and linked. 0.99

00:05:16.000 You know, this whole we are the world thing kind of backfires when you're only as strong as your asshole-ish link. 0.99

00:05:24.000 It's true. 0.96

00:05:26.000 So, speaking of which, and after that intro, if you miss us here on YouTube, and we haven't told you that we're not doing a show on YouTube, it's Monday through Thursday, 10 a.m.

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00:05:49.000 We're gonna do another hour of the show.

00:05:52.000 What's going on there, Tim the Tool Man?

00:05:53.000 Are you okay?

00:05:55.000 I don't have overlays, so... Oh, jeez.

00:05:57.000 Bring them in.

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00:06:02.000 We'll get them.

00:06:02.000 We'll get them in two minutes.

00:06:04.000 And my question of the day, before I bring our friends in, how much longer can Joy Reid remain employed while her go-to is calling everything racist?

00:06:13.000 Other than herself.

00:06:14.000 It's sort of like how long could Ronda Rousey be champion, you know, once people figured out the armbar?

00:06:20.000 Yeah, well, that was it.

00:06:21.000 Yeah.

00:06:22.000 Well, she had like a bunch of setups. 0.99

00:06:23.000 Strodie doesn't even have more setups.

00:06:24.000 She just goes straight to, you're racist, and I don't even say, well, okay, well, we've already done that.

00:06:31.000 So I don't know.

00:06:31.000 But again, no one really watches her.

00:06:33.000 Alright, before we move on to that, Gerald Day, how are you?

00:06:34.000 I am well, sir.

00:06:35.000 How are you?

00:06:36.000 I'm okay.

00:06:36.000 Okay.

00:06:37.000 Yeah, I got some sleep.

00:06:38.000 What?

00:06:39.000 Yeah, I got, like... For me, I can operate on six hours.

00:06:41.000 I'm like Elon Musk. 0.97

00:06:42.000 Well, let me... Just so you know, tonight, if you sleep, a clown will eat you. 0.97

00:06:45.000 Yeah. 0.94

00:06:46.000 So you're gonna go to bed thinking that now?

00:06:47.000 No, that's why I have a guard at my door.

00:06:48.000 I have, like, one of those doorstops.

00:06:50.000 It's not gonna help.

00:06:50.000 Yeah.

00:06:51.000 Well, I figure it helps that I'm not six.

00:06:55.000 So I'm in a less at-risk category.

00:06:57.000 There you go.

00:06:57.000 That's the problem with being a six-year-old.

00:06:59.000 You're at very little risk for COVID. 1.00

00:07:03.000 Huge risk for clown rape. 0.99

00:07:05.000 Yeah. 0.99

00:07:06.000 You know?

00:07:06.000 The good Lord giveth, the good Lord taketh away, and you hear him, you see him, you know him, you love him, you can follow him on Twitter at LandowDave.

00:07:12.000 Dave Landa, how are you?

00:07:13.000 Ahoy! 0.99

00:07:14.000 Good, how about you?

00:07:15.000 Well, I'm okay, but we're going to get into Stephen Colbert here.

00:07:19.000 Oh, cool.

00:07:19.000 And I know you're not a fan.

00:07:21.000 No, huge fan!

00:07:22.000 I saw him read a poetry at Carnegie Hall against Trump.

00:07:25.000 It was great.

00:07:27.000 Yes.

00:07:28.000 Slang poetry, or?

00:07:29.000 It was the worst thing I've ever seen, Gerald.

00:07:31.000 You ever been to an open mic night and see someone go up and do slam poetry?

00:07:35.000 Uh-uh.

00:07:35.000 I leave.

00:07:36.000 It's sort of the burlesque dancer of the comedy world.

00:07:38.000 Like the burlesque dancers are strippers who couldn't make the cut. 1.00

00:07:41.000 Slam poets are comedians who couldn't make the cut.

00:07:43.000 Yes, it was, I went to see Nathaniel Rateliff and Jason Isbell, lead singer, and the lead singer of the Black Crowes, and out came Stephen Colbert to do a poem called The Mockingbird.

00:07:54.000 Oh, I don't know if you can see, Dave, there, you can pick up the names you dropped.

00:07:59.000 No, I didn't meet them.

00:08:01.000 I paid a ticket to see them.

00:08:04.000 But if I did have that, I wouldn't drop them all the time.

00:08:07.000 I'd be like, hey guys, you know who I've met?

00:08:09.000 But yeah, he came out and sang a song, or sang, did a poem called The Mockingbird about Trump.

00:08:14.000 Oh, yeah. 0.96

00:08:15.000 And it was even, it was for a thing, the Free Tibet or whatever crap.

00:08:20.000 I'm not sure where Tibet stands, but something about Tibet.

00:08:23.000 And afterward, they immediately banned him.

00:08:25.000 Every liberal in Carnegie Hall was like, Ugh.

00:08:29.000 Everyone was uncomfortable with what he did.

00:08:31.000 I agree with what he said, but that was a terrible presentation.

00:08:33.000 No, it wasn't.

00:08:33.000 I didn't agree with anything.

00:08:35.000 He wrote a poem!

00:08:36.000 The liberals!

00:08:36.000 A few people were like, I should have gone to the deli!

00:08:38.000 That's right, you went to the hall.

00:08:39.000 I think Joy Reid should get into wrestling now that we know she can take a fall. 1.00

00:08:42.000 Yes.

00:08:43.000 But only male wrestling.

00:08:45.000 Yeah.

00:08:45.000 Well, it's a gender bender with wrestling.

00:08:47.000 We don't know anymore.

00:08:47.000 Yeah, we don't know.

00:08:48.000 So this is something that Stephen Colbert said either yesterday or the day before, depending on when you're watching this, or depending on my timeline, I believe it was the night before last.

00:08:58.000 Yeah.

00:08:59.000 One of those things.

00:09:00.000 I'm just trying to soften the blow here.

00:09:01.000 It's a psychological term.

00:09:04.000 They use it in front-loading.

00:09:06.000 It's pretty bad, and if you work to support a family, you're probably not going to be thrilled, and by that I mean you're going to want to punch a hole through the entire world.

00:09:15.000 Here's Stephen Colbert letting you know just how virtuous he is.

00:09:20.000 In paying higher gas prices.

00:09:21.000 Since the invasion, oil prices have skyrocketed.

00:09:24.000 Today, the average gas price in America hit an all-time record high of over $4 per gallon.

00:09:30.000 Okay, that stings, but a clean conscience is worth a buck or two.

00:09:35.000 I'm willing to pay... Applause, Simon.

00:09:39.000 Yeah.

00:09:40.000 It's important.

00:09:44.000 It's important.

00:09:44.000 I'm willing to pay $4 a gallon.

00:09:46.000 Hell, I'll pay $15 a gallon.

00:09:48.000 Wrong.

00:09:48.000 Because I drive a Tesla.

00:09:51.000 Now, I mean, the term tone-deaf is thrown around quite a bit, but he just said to an audience of largely middle-class people who were sitting out in the freezing cold waiting to get into that studio that, uh, I'll pay $15 a gallon because I drive something you can't afford.

00:10:07.000 Right.

00:10:08.000 I make $16 million a year, is that what you said earlier?

00:10:11.000 It's between $15 and $16, which just makes me mad.

00:10:14.000 Yeah, don't worry, it's disgusting.

00:10:16.000 But also, they're clapping because there's a sign that tells them to, because no one on earth agrees with that.

00:10:21.000 Yes.

00:10:21.000 Yeah.

00:10:22.000 That's the only sign people respect anymore, I guess, that and the no smoking sign on airplanes.

00:10:26.000 Yeah, I wonder what his jet takes.

00:10:28.000 Yeah, exactly.

00:10:28.000 He has a Tesla jet, Dave.

00:10:30.000 Oh, that's true.

00:10:31.000 Of course.

00:10:32.000 Yeah.

00:10:32.000 No, he's... I'm willing to pay... By the way, how's your Tesla powered?

00:10:36.000 He's in New York.

00:10:39.000 Is it powered with the smell of his own farts?

00:10:41.000 I bet he'd love that.

00:10:42.000 Yeah, he would.

00:10:43.000 The problem is he wouldn't power his Tesla because he'd use all the fuel.

00:10:47.000 Yeah, that's true.

00:10:47.000 He's like, I keep huffing it.

00:10:49.000 It's your own brand!

00:10:51.000 I'm the best.

00:10:53.000 How are you going to power it?

00:10:54.000 Also, think about this, people don't really, we are light years away from being, if everyone switched to Teslas tomorrow, and I think Teslas are cool cars, I like Teslas, they're made here in America, I love Teslas, I did a whole segment with the Hodge Twins on Tesla, where I said my mind was changed, I was wrong about Teslas, okay?

00:11:10.000 I want to be clear about that, but if everyone switched to Teslas or electric cars tomorrow, our power grid couldn't handle it!

00:11:16.000 Well, the owner of Tesla doesn't agree with him.

00:11:20.000 Right.

00:11:21.000 The guy who makes the stuff.

00:11:22.000 Yeah, exactly.

00:11:23.000 You mean the evil oil baron from Fern Gully, Elon Musk?

00:11:26.000 Yeah, the terrible man who invented the electric car.

00:11:29.000 Not invented, but perfected the electric car.

00:11:30.000 Perfected the electric car.

00:11:31.000 And everybody hated him for it.

00:11:32.000 Yeah.

00:11:33.000 And then, of course, she asked him for smoking a joint on Joe Rogan's show.

00:11:37.000 It's like, hold on a second, you're pro-pot and you're pro-electric car, and now you're vilifying this guy.

00:11:41.000 This guy, who perfected the electric car, had to leave California for Texas!

00:11:47.000 Yeah, well, I think the problem was he got rich.

00:11:50.000 That's the issue.

00:11:50.000 Oh, he was successful.

00:11:52.000 Ah, now we hate him even though he does everything we like.

00:11:54.000 I was enjoying a joint with the one guy that everyone smokes a joint with.

00:11:58.000 This is horrible.

00:11:59.000 Yes.

00:11:59.000 I mean, that guy smokes joints like Parliament.

00:12:02.000 Joe Rogan.

00:12:03.000 Yeah, why wouldn't he hit a joint?

00:12:04.000 That's the least problematic thing that he puts in his body.

00:12:06.000 Joe Rogan smokes so much weed, Willie Nelson would say, I have to go home now, Joe.

00:12:10.000 That guy hit a joint and was like, you know what?

00:12:12.000 I'm going to space.

00:12:13.000 Yes.

00:12:13.000 That's incredible.

00:12:16.000 By the way, here's a flamethrowers.

00:12:18.000 Play around with it.

00:12:22.000 Good lord.

00:12:23.000 Colbert, though, is just completely out of touch and the fact that any of his audience would agree with this is absurd.

00:12:28.000 Well, here's the thing.

00:12:29.000 He's saying the quiet part out loud.

00:12:30.000 Just so you know, this is a guy who gets on calls with people in this administration.

00:12:34.000 This is the guy who advertised for vaccines, right?

00:12:36.000 Moderna, this was a glorified ad cloaked as a sketch.

00:12:39.000 And I know that because we do glorified ads cloaked as sketches.

00:12:44.000 That being said, we're not getting them from Big Pharma, from Bilt Bar, from, you know, Walther.

00:12:50.000 The dancing gas cans just lost their jobs. 1.00

00:12:52.000 Yes, exactly.

00:12:54.000 No, no, we need dancing Colbert farts. 1.00

00:12:57.000 It's just batteries.

00:12:59.000 And so much money.

00:13:00.000 So his salary is more than the budget.

00:13:03.000 This includes rent, utilities, salaries for everyone.

00:13:06.000 Yours truly.

00:13:08.000 And he still gets half the viewers in the demographic that we do.

00:13:11.000 Yeah.

00:13:12.000 Well, and he also said something that not a lot of people resonated with, like, I'll pay a couple of extra dollars to have a clean conscience.

00:13:16.000 I'm like, oh, really?

00:13:17.000 For gas?

00:13:18.000 Do you understand what gas does to the rest of the prices in the market for the people who can't afford to pay more for food and for shelter and for insurance?

00:13:25.000 All of that stuff starts to creep up.

00:13:27.000 It starts to increase with inflation.

00:13:29.000 Not to mention your clean conscience doesn't really mean anything when it would exist if you filled up your tank with dead babies.

00:13:35.000 Right.

00:13:36.000 Ouch.

00:13:36.000 No, it's true.

00:13:37.000 No, my conscience is clean.

00:13:39.000 Hey! 0.99

00:13:40.000 What's your stance on abortion up until birth and including shut up?

00:13:43.000 Well, up until $14, apparently.

00:13:46.000 Yeah, I guess.

00:13:46.000 Can we do a trial period to see if you want to keep him?

00:13:49.000 That's where he stops, though, and I wonder why.

00:13:51.000 Can we do a trial period for late-night hosts?

00:13:54.000 And believe me, it's not—look, this is—let's people say— They did it to Conan, who should still have it.

00:13:59.000 Now, they rightfully did it to Lilly Singh.

00:14:01.000 Well, yeah.

00:14:02.000 But this is the whitest guy on television, so I'm not protecting my ilk. 1.00

00:14:06.000 Just to be clear, he sucks. 0.99

00:14:08.000 Yeah, we're totally—I'm totally anti-white when it comes to Stephen Colbert. 1.00

00:14:12.000 Yes.

00:14:13.000 I don't think he should have that. 0.99

00:14:14.000 He's incredibly white. 0.99

00:14:14.000 Please replace him with any black person you can find. 0.99

00:14:17.000 As a matter of fact, if you were to replace him with the black comedian doing the white guy voice, if I were to listen to it on audio, I wouldn't be able to tell the difference. 0.89

00:14:24.000 Right.

00:14:25.000 I want to replace him with Sinbad.

00:14:27.000 Yeah.

00:14:27.000 Sinbad doing the white voice.

00:14:28.000 Think about using, I'm fine paying an extra one or two bucks per gallon.

00:14:34.000 What?

00:14:34.000 What'd you say?

00:14:35.000 What'd you say?

00:14:36.000 I'd be fine paying 15 because I drive a Tesla. 1.00

00:14:38.000 You really just... You haven't had your ass kicked in a long time, have you? 1.00

00:14:42.000 I say get Chevy Chase or Bill Cosby. 1.00

00:14:45.000 Yes.

00:14:46.000 One or the other.

00:14:47.000 The worst host of Late Night and just a guy who's not very good.

00:14:53.000 All right.

00:14:54.000 Let's move on here now to someone else who is on television.

00:14:57.000 Because that's a thing.

00:14:59.000 That's a qualification.

00:15:00.000 By the way, is Brian Stelter still employed?

00:15:01.000 I don't know.

00:15:02.000 He thinks he's going to be fired because CNN wants to apparently do news.

00:15:05.000 He's like, I'm going to lose everything!

00:15:07.000 I'm 36.

00:15:09.000 I want to do the Pelosi.

00:15:13.000 He just chains his seatless bike up outside of CNN.

00:15:18.000 I don't want him to steal the seat!

00:15:20.000 That's why I don't have one.

00:15:21.000 That's where I meet Don Lemon to fight! 1.00

00:15:23.000 By the bike racks, you bitch! 1.00

00:15:26.000 That was my spot! 1.00

00:15:27.000 Sealing all the good men, I mean women! 1.00

00:15:29.000 Yes!

00:15:29.000 I know you took my banana seat!

00:15:31.000 I saw you making eyes at Cuomo! 1.00

00:15:34.000 He's mine, dammit! 0.97

00:15:36.000 So, of course, Joy Reid echoed something that Trevor Noah said earlier this week in Spoiler Alert! 0.98

00:15:43.000 Ukraine, Russia, really, that's not the issue.

00:15:44.000 It's not the global economic policy.

00:15:46.000 It's not the fallout.

00:15:47.000 It's not the potential for World War III.

00:15:48.000 It's not the instability.

00:15:49.000 It's not about us fighting wars in which we have no actual vested interest or potentially joining in.

00:15:55.000 We're basically fighting a war, let's be honest about it.

00:15:56.000 Yeah, yeah.

00:15:57.000 We just haven't dropped bombs yet.

00:15:59.000 No, no.

00:15:59.000 All of this, according to Joy Reid and Trevor Noah, is about racism, which brings us to this week, Insane in the

00:16:06.000 Ukraine.

00:16:07.000 Now I know that it's Ukraine, not the Ukraine, but the point is, look, just insane. 0.63

00:16:20.000 It had to work, yeah.

00:16:21.000 As a juggalo, I have to be true.

00:16:25.000 To Cypress Hill?

00:16:27.000 Yes.

00:16:27.000 Oh wait, is Insane in the Membrane for some reason?

00:16:29.000 I don't know. That's right. That's true. It was saying in the brain

00:16:31.000 You know what, a lot of people think that Kill a Man is Rage Against the Machine, but it's not.

00:16:34.000 It's Cypress Hill.

00:16:35.000 And the better version is Cypress Hill.

00:16:36.000 And I like Cypress Hill.

00:16:38.000 Alright, so Joy Reid made this statement on her show that the only reason people care so much about Ukraine is because something something racism.

00:16:46.000 As the world watches the devastation unfold in Ukraine, nearly 4,000 miles away, another crisis is deepening that we don't hear much about in the U.S., and that is the war in Yemen.

00:16:57.000 The coverage of Ukraine has revealed a pretty radical disparity in how human Ukrainians look and feel to Western media compared to their browner and blacker counterparts. 1.00

00:17:06.000 No, that means accurate.

00:17:07.000 No you don't.

00:17:08.000 very telling comparisons in their analyses of the war.

00:17:11.000 This isn't a place, with all due respect, like Iraq or Afghanistan that has seen conflict

00:17:19.000 raging for decades.

00:17:21.000 This is a relatively civilized, relatively European, I have to choose those words carefully

00:17:27.000 too, city where you wouldn't expect that or hope that it's going to happen.

00:17:33.000 Okay, let's face it.

00:17:34.000 The world is paying attention because this is happening in Europe.

00:17:38.000 If this was happening anywhere else, would we see the same outpouring of support and compassion?

00:17:42.000 Well, we don't need to ask ourselves if the international response would be the same if Russia unleashed their horror on a country that wasn't white and largely Christian. 0.77

00:17:50.000 Okay, a couple of things there.

00:17:51.000 Compassion, do you mean like accepting record numbers of refugees who went on to commit mass rapings across Europe? 0.99

00:17:59.000 No, we've paid attention to this for a very long time.

00:18:01.000 It's just hard to pay attention when, of course, the wars over there never stop.

00:18:07.000 There's never been peace in that region of the world.

00:18:09.000 Also, it's inconsequential to the rest of the world as a general rule.

00:18:13.000 What do I mean by that?

00:18:15.000 In case you think that's derogatory.

00:18:16.000 I mean they don't matter as much.

00:18:19.000 Not their lives, I mean their global impact.

00:18:22.000 Now, this is not something unique to Joy Reid, so expect to see this playbook just like yesterday when we basically fact-checked, like an oracle, Biden in real time.

00:18:29.000 We fact-checked him before he said what he said.

00:18:33.000 Trevor Noah said this about Ukraine earlier this week.

00:18:37.000 Here's the thing, people.

00:18:37.000 Here's the thing.

00:18:38.000 Beyond the racism, right?

00:18:40.000 Like, let's forget the racism.

00:18:41.000 Oh, how I wish we could forget about the racism. 1.00

00:18:43.000 Shut up. 0.99

00:18:43.000 You do realize that until very recently, fighting crazy wars was Europe's thing. 0.99

00:18:47.000 That was Europe's entire thing. 0.62

00:18:49.000 It wasn't the Ottoman thing.

00:18:50.000 That's part of European history.

00:18:52.000 They even had something called the Hundred Years' War.

00:18:55.000 You understand how long that is?

00:18:56.000 That's like a decade.

00:18:57.000 Wrong.

00:18:59.000 There's one person I think.

00:19:00.000 They got a Nobel Prize because they stopped fighting.

00:19:03.000 Imagine that.

00:19:04.000 Now people are gonna be like, oh, to see this in Europe, to see this.

00:19:09.000 Like, I'll tell you now, I don't know about you, but I was shocked to see how many reporters around the world, by the way, seem to think that it's more of a tragedy when white people have to flee their countries.

00:19:19.000 Because I guess what, the darkies were built for it? 1.00

00:19:21.000 Nope.

00:19:22.000 Okay, couple things.

00:19:23.000 Wow.

00:19:24.000 First off, I guess there's peace in Africa?

00:19:31.000 You can't find a battle in Africa.

00:19:32.000 You can't find a war going on.

00:19:34.000 Nary a fight to be found in Africa.

00:19:37.000 It's a white people thing.

00:19:38.000 Second, let me be really clear to Joy Reid and Trevor Noah, and you can comment below if you know what I'm about to say.

00:19:43.000 I think it could be said pretty quickly in a short summary.

00:19:47.000 No, the reason we're talking about Russia-Ukraine is because it's the single biggest, greatest, largest military action that's taken place in Europe since World War II.

00:20:00.000 You get it?

00:20:01.000 Contrast to the Middle East, people are at war all the time. 1.00

00:20:06.000 It's people whose old shit looks just like their new shit fighting other people whose old shit looks just like their new shit! 1.00

00:20:14.000 Well, and that reporter's point was, look, this isn't a war-torn area. 1.00

00:20:18.000 This isn't somebody who's been fighting wars off and on forever with Iraq and Iran.

00:20:21.000 And in Yemen, you have to understand that's mostly a civil war that's being supported by two other countries.

00:20:26.000 It's not like Saudi Arabia invaded Yemen or Iran invaded Yemen.

00:20:30.000 They basically are just supporting different sides of the conflict in Yemen.

00:20:34.000 It's a different thing.

00:20:35.000 It's still horrible.

00:20:35.000 Nobody is saying that that's fine.

00:20:37.000 What we're saying is Russia is trying to come in and take over another country and take from them everything that they have. 0.94

00:20:44.000 Is it because that country's, I don't know, right there? 0.94

00:20:46.000 Yeah, and it's not because they're white.

00:20:49.000 Could be because it's one of our greatest adversaries, really, in modern history for the United States of America, and the greatest, or largest, I don't want to say greatest, I want to be careful, the largest scale military action that has taken place from one country in Europe against another since World War II, just so happens to have been committed by someone who we've had to keep our eye on for a while.

00:21:10.000 Exactly.

00:21:11.000 And what is the dominoes after this is what a lot of people are worried about too.

00:21:14.000 It's like, okay, what's next?

00:21:15.000 If he takes Ukraine, is he going to go and do some other stuff against the NATO country?

00:21:19.000 And now we have to get involved.

00:21:20.000 What happens if Iran, let's say Iran just attacks Yemen and takes it over? 0.76

00:21:23.000 Geopolitically, what happens?

00:21:25.000 You're overthinking.

00:21:25.000 Nothing!

00:21:27.000 I think it really just comes down to they are advocates for black-on-black crime and I don't care for it. 1.00

00:21:33.000 Yeah, no, I know. 0.99

00:21:34.000 They are racist.

00:21:35.000 They're just handing out handguns. 0.99

00:21:37.000 It's literally two of the dumbest statements I've ever heard and the white guy who's there is like, I don't know how I can say this, it's fairly European. 0.99

00:21:44.000 It's like, what does it matter? 0.99

00:21:45.000 It's people running from their homes so they don't die and you have a problem that they're white? 0.92

00:21:51.000 I'm sorry.

00:21:52.000 No, he was trying to say Yemen is relatively more civilized, maybe European.

00:22:00.000 Now, if you follow that up and go, okay, what does he mean by that?

00:22:04.000 By the way, how is it racist for him to say that when he's comparing it to other Middle Eastern countries?

00:22:09.000 What he means is, you know, plumbing.

00:22:14.000 Yeah, just a small thing. 1.00

00:22:16.000 But good for her for being a complete piece of shit. 1.00

00:22:19.000 Sorry, pardon me. 1.00

00:22:20.000 I just don't understand why anybody would sit there and say this is about racism.

00:22:25.000 It makes no sense.

00:22:26.000 It's become the argument.

00:22:27.000 It's the only argument they have and it's so boring at this point.

00:22:31.000 And the only people who could, I guess, Be perceived as not racist would have to be people like me and people in this room who don't think we should be engaged in this war between Russia and Ukraine at all.

00:22:41.000 So, I mean, we're not even saying that we should go and save white people. 0.68

00:22:45.000 In other words, you're the only people at MSNBC, the Democrats and the Republicans, the John Boltons of the world, right?

00:22:50.000 The establishment rhinos and the establishment Democrats. 0.92

00:22:54.000 Those are the racists.

00:22:56.000 Is it done now?

00:22:56.000 Are we a Nazi here?

00:22:58.000 We're not supporting white people! 1.00

00:23:00.000 I don't think, well yeah, I don't think we should send our, you know, every kind of soldier that we have, black, white, Mexican, whatever it might be, over and fight. 1.00

00:23:08.000 I don't think we should send anybody from America. 0.59

00:23:10.000 Is that okay?

00:23:11.000 Well, I don't know, I think that's racist.

00:23:13.000 Uh, next segment.

00:23:14.000 Hey, by the way!

00:23:14.000 In Texas!

00:23:15.000 Lightoffcredit.com slash tour, Dave and I are on tour.

00:23:18.000 We'll be in Tulsa, Oklahoma on May 14th.

00:23:21.000 The show in Colorado Springs sold out, we're going to add another show, and then Dave, you have a show coming up I do.

00:23:26.000 Hard for Funny Bone next weekend, and then go to DaveLandau.com.

00:23:31.000 Some Illinois dates.

00:23:32.000 Well, I think it's up at Landau.com.

00:23:34.000 We have our dates on there, too.

00:23:35.000 Your dates and the dates we do together.

00:23:37.000 But Tulsa, Oklahoma, May 14th.

00:23:38.000 It's close to filling up.

00:23:39.000 So if you want those tickets, go buy them right now.

00:23:42.000 All right.

00:23:43.000 Here's another thing that's happening today.

00:23:45.000 Hey, let me ask you this.

00:23:46.000 All the crypto people out there who always get my attention when I'm just trying to get a slurpee, a quick trip to tell me what I need to invest in.

00:23:55.000 Do you feel safe with your cryptocurrency today?

00:23:58.000 Here's my thing.

00:23:59.000 I understand the concept behind cryptocurrency.

00:24:02.000 Now, before you get mad, the primary driving purpose for cryptocurrency is that it can't be regulated, that it's something that can sort of be under the radar.

00:24:11.000 Well, that's not a thing anymore.

00:24:14.000 And I know you'll say, well, only the ones that are on these markets.

00:24:16.000 Just stop.

00:24:17.000 Look, the only cryptocurrencies that will be available will be the ones that you use to maybe buy bombs in the dark web at some point.

00:24:22.000 And by the way, most people aren't actually spending money with cryptocurrency.

00:24:25.000 This is just my little summary here.

00:24:26.000 They're usually actually making it part of a diversified portfolio and looking at how much it's increased in worth, and it's basically another form of a stock in equity.

00:24:33.000 That's what it is.

00:24:33.000 You're trading it like a commodity, and it's a speculative market.

00:24:36.000 My point here is, everyone said, cryptocurrency, man!

00:24:39.000 Acting like it was a digital version of gold that the government couldn't touch.

00:24:42.000 Well, we know today because of Biden's executive order that's no longer the case, and we saw it with Trudeau.

00:24:46.000 But here's the thing that you may not know and the media lied to you about.

00:24:51.000 This isn't new.

00:24:52.000 So, you're reading about this this morning.

00:24:54.000 Former Vice President Biden is going to sign an executive order.

00:24:57.000 Today, in a whole of government, quote, push to regulate cryptocurrencies.

00:25:03.000 Now, of course, just to give you kind of 40 million American adults traded cryptos last year.

00:25:07.000 So good.

00:25:08.000 There's a chance that a good quite many of you have.

00:25:12.000 Yeah, 40 million.

00:25:12.000 So that's 40.

00:25:15.000 That's 40 million more than Colbert viewers.

00:25:19.000 His is almost less than all of that.

00:25:24.000 Now here's how he framed it, though.

00:25:25.000 He's going to sign this today, this executive order, and it's framed as though the order is written as a response to Russian aggression.

00:25:31.000 Let me read you what they're saying.

00:25:33.000 Spoiler, not true.

00:25:35.000 So it reads, cryptocurrencies may undercut U.S.

00:25:38.000 sanctions and efforts to fight money laundering, A senior administration official said, and by the way, we can always just replace that with, um, liar.

00:25:48.000 Concerns have been heightened as the U.S.

00:25:49.000 has leveled sanctions on Russia in response to its invasion of Ukraine.

00:25:54.000 Here's the thing, this has been in the works for a very, very long time.

00:25:59.000 They just want you, they just need to use this war For your buy-in!

00:26:05.000 Yeah, this is cover. 0.99

00:26:06.000 When people talk about the war machine, okay, after 9-11 I think some people needed some ass kickings. 0.96

00:26:10.000 I don't think that Iraq was well advised, just to be clear. 0.97

00:26:13.000 But I do think there's an appropriate time for war. 1.00

00:26:15.000 But when people talk about the war machine, what they're talking about is using a war to ram through Whether it could be economic policies, whether it could be other domestic policies that have nothing to do with that war, like cryptocurrency.

00:26:27.000 So, November 2021, there was a report from the President's Working Group on Financial Markets.

00:26:32.000 You can see the references at lateralscotter.com.

00:26:35.000 And it shows you.

00:26:35.000 You have it right here from the Department of Treasury.

00:26:37.000 That's the reference we have.

00:26:38.000 That shows us it was in the works long before the invasion.

00:26:41.000 The order will help, this is what they said, protect U.S.

00:26:44.000 and global financial stability.

00:26:46.000 Right?

00:26:46.000 That's what they're saying now about Russia.

00:26:48.000 Here's the truth.

00:26:48.000 It's actually about increasing revenue from digital assets.

00:26:52.000 By the way, you can actually, where am I getting that from?

00:26:55.000 In the bill!

00:26:56.000 They said it was about increasing revenue from digital assets.

00:26:59.000 Here's a quote.

00:27:04.000 That's November 2021.

00:27:08.000 It has nothing to do with Russia and Ukraine.

00:27:10.000 This is a long time coming.

00:27:12.000 I told you guys about it.

00:27:13.000 If you believe it has anything to do with Putin, You probably watched Joy Reid.

00:27:17.000 Right.

00:27:18.000 Well, and look at the Trudeau example, right?

00:27:19.000 He had the Emergencies Act.

00:27:21.000 Oh, they're gonna say the shoe polish is blackface.

00:27:22.000 Well, no, no, no, that's, I mean, he does that too.

00:27:24.000 Yeah, he loves blackface. 1.00

00:27:25.000 It's Wednesday, right?

00:27:26.000 That's his cryptocurrency.

00:27:26.000 It's due for another one.

00:27:27.000 He adores blackface. 1.00

00:27:28.000 So they had an Emergencies Act.

00:27:30.000 They shut down GoFundMe, and then they seized and froze assets, essentially, for some of these people that they were trying to kick out or punish for being protesters or leading the protests.

00:27:40.000 And then they actually seized some of their crypto wallets.

00:27:43.000 as well. Now there's issues with that. You can have a decentralized wallet. So they are only

00:27:48.000 using this as a cover to do things like that because you said they want to maintain, you know,

00:27:52.000 like they want to get revenue from it too. They also want to maintain dominance. They want to

00:27:56.000 launch, I read through this entire thing, they want to launch their own cryptocurrency that is

00:28:00.000 a reflection on the US dollar, right? It's essentially just a virtual dollar. This is why

00:28:04.000 I don't even understand it anymore. If the government wants to launch their own cryptocurrency,

00:28:09.000 then what is cryptocurrency?

00:28:10.000 I thought the whole point was to evade the government.

00:28:12.000 It's a threat to the government, right?

00:28:14.000 And that's what everybody's been saying.

00:28:15.000 I know, but my point is how is the government going to release a cryptocurrency?

00:28:18.000 It makes no sense!

00:28:19.000 Well, they can do it.

00:28:20.000 Well, they're just gonna... 0.96

00:28:22.000 Steal it, and then take all the money they want, and then go, hey, it's worth a dollar now, and you're screwed.

00:28:27.000 Yeah, well, you mean do what the government does.

00:28:29.000 And probably find anybody who's made millions and millions and millions off of crypto, and go back in your taxes, see, oh boy.

00:28:37.000 There's some guy illegally streaming this from his basement right now, which by the way, Chet, you don't need to do, it's already free!

00:28:45.000 There's a multi-millionaire from cryptocurrency.

00:28:48.000 We know, we're on to you.

00:28:49.000 Crypto Chet.

00:28:50.000 Cash out all your crypto, change your money to Chaz.

00:28:52.000 Or name.

00:28:55.000 Both.

00:28:57.000 Autonomous Chet.

00:28:58.000 This is just the issue, this is the problem with war.

00:29:03.000 The problem with war, when you're talking, is it's used to obfuscate so much.

00:29:08.000 I mean, we're still sort of peeling back the layers with Iraq. 1.00

00:29:11.000 There were a lot of people who supported going into Iraq and then afterwards said, oh, probably not because we didn't have all the information that we needed.

00:29:18.000 It's fine to change your mind based on new information, not to change your principles.

00:29:22.000 That's a key difference that I think a lot of people need to make.

00:29:25.000 You can change your mind based on new information, not change your opinion and your principles.

00:29:31.000 That was my issue always with Mitt Romney, where Mitt Romney said, I'm pro-life now.

00:29:34.000 He didn't really have a good enough reason, because he was already a Mormon, and of course most Mormons are pro-life.

00:29:39.000 And then he said, I'm pro-life, but I wasn't before.

00:29:42.000 Well, what changed?

00:29:42.000 That's changing a principle.

00:29:44.000 Changing your mind, for example, strategically on Iraq, because you see how the war was carried out, and you see the fallout, that's not changing your principle.

00:29:51.000 You still believe in the principle of life, liberty, pursuit of happiness.

00:29:53.000 You're just saying, well, that didn't really serve those principles.

00:29:56.000 Well, and right now the public only has so much bandwidth, so many things that we can care about, and so we've seen COVID pretty much disappear from the news.

00:30:03.000 I don't know the last time that I've actually seen something on COVID right now, right?

00:30:07.000 Everything you see right now is Russia, Ukraine, and President Biden is doing a fantastic job.

00:30:12.000 You don't see anything about this.

00:30:13.000 This is the time when you have to be very, very careful, because the administration and the politicians know nobody is watching the store, and they can do things that you may not agree with, and then it's too late.

00:30:23.000 They can go in, they can rob the store, provided it's under $999.

00:30:26.000 Well, that's... No, no, no, it's Congress, so it's $999,000,000.

00:30:32.000 But once the Queen gets ivermectin, allegedly, you kind of have to stop doing what you're doing and be like, okay, red-handed.

00:30:40.000 Well, I don't think people really care because that's the least offensive thing coursing through the Queen's blood. 0.97

00:30:44.000 Well, that's true.

00:30:45.000 Coursing through her blue blood.

00:30:47.000 Right, the actual horse blood in her is worse than me. 1.00

00:30:51.000 The gene therapy, and by that I mean her brother's slash father's genes that course through her veins.

00:30:57.000 Trying to escape her fingertips is why she's always doing this. 0.89

00:31:01.000 I don't know how they live so long.

00:31:02.000 It's really strange.

00:31:03.000 Well, I think that might be the secret to a long, long life.

00:31:06.000 Granted, it's a terrible, painful life of inbreak.

00:31:08.000 Horrible existence.

00:31:10.000 Yes.

00:31:11.000 I've found the- It's the Fountain of Youth!

00:31:13.000 Oh, what's that? 1.00

00:31:14.000 Well, having sex with your sibling. 1.00

00:31:16.000 Yes. 1.00

00:31:17.000 It's a trade-off! 1.00

00:31:18.000 Someone kill me! 1.00

00:31:19.000 It's like the old monkey paw. 0.99

00:31:21.000 I wished for everlasting life and then I had to do unspeakable things.

00:31:25.000 I've heard the screams from hell since I was a girl.

00:31:29.000 They get louder every day.

00:31:31.000 Can you hear them now?

00:31:33.000 Do you hear the screams of hell ringing?

00:31:35.000 They're always ringing! 0.96

00:31:37.000 I sat on my back nipples and it hurt. 0.98

00:31:40.000 That's disgusting. 0.98

00:31:44.000 That's why I never remove this jacket. 0.65

00:31:46.000 It looks like I'm from a puppy mill.

00:31:50.000 I don't need those flippers for scuba diving.

00:31:52.000 I've brought my own.

00:31:54.000 That I made them in the womb.

00:31:56.000 But there again, there's a good lord giveth and he taketh away.

00:31:59.000 He did giveth.

00:32:00.000 I've set all human aquatic speed records.

00:32:07.000 She just can go pearl diving for 19 minutes. 1.00

00:32:08.000 That's why she has all those necklaces. 0.98

00:32:12.000 She found all the jewels in pirates' treasure.

00:32:15.000 I found the heart of the ocean!

00:32:20.000 I drug up the treasure chest with my teeth.

00:32:23.000 I'm insanely strong! 0.91

00:32:25.000 She just comes out of the water with a knife in her mouth like a pirate. 1.00

00:32:29.000 May I have a bedpan for one of my four anuses?

00:32:39.000 I don't have enough time in the day!

00:32:44.000 Who can wipe this much?

00:32:46.000 After the third one it's just like having your ears pierced!

00:32:49.000 So here's something else while we're talking about the media, and that's sort of the theme today of the media, misrepresenting almost.

00:32:56.000 This is a conversation I had at Fox News when I worked there.

00:32:59.000 I worked there for four and a half years.

00:33:00.000 I remember having a conversation with one of the top One of the top two people at Fox... Let's put it that way.

00:33:07.000 That way... Well, that narrows it down.

00:33:08.000 Top person at Fox News. 0.68

00:33:09.000 Was it the fat one?

00:33:10.000 No, it wasn't. 0.98

00:33:11.000 You're thinking of the rapey one?

00:33:13.000 Yeah.

00:33:13.000 Could have been.

00:33:14.000 I have no idea.

00:33:14.000 No.

00:33:15.000 Wasn't Raj.

00:33:16.000 So, I had a conversation where they said, yeah, you know, if Mitt Romney wins, that's going to be bad for business.

00:33:21.000 I said, what do you mean?

00:33:22.000 They said, well, you know, being the opposition party.

00:33:24.000 I said, it doesn't matter who wins.

00:33:27.000 You have the entire entertainment media industrial complex.

00:33:33.000 That's the problem.

00:33:34.000 That's the enemy.

00:33:35.000 The people who are lying, who are pulling the wool over the eyes of the American people. 1.00

00:33:39.000 So Biden's not really a very fun adversary to the former vice president because he's an idiot. 1.00

00:33:45.000 It's almost not fair. 1.00

00:33:47.000 At least Barack Obama was cunning.

00:33:48.000 He was smart enough.

00:33:50.000 With Donald Trump, it was fun for the left because he was aggressive.

00:33:52.000 He was bombastic.

00:33:54.000 It's like spanking a puppy. 0.99

00:33:56.000 People feel bad for him, even if they don't like him.

00:33:58.000 Even if it's a really bad puppy.

00:33:59.000 That being said, the media is really – that's my problem.

00:34:03.000 This is what I've always been passionate about, is the corruption, is the dishonesty, and the people who control information.

00:34:08.000 And by the way, there's nothing more important right now, probably, to the free world than the free flow of information because it's controlled by about five companies.

00:34:17.000 And that's why you're seeing everyone on the same page.

00:34:19.000 So, here's something that happened this week, and thank God Governor DeSantis shut it down.

00:34:25.000 Florida Bill H1557, or as you may know it, the Don't Say Gay Bill, which by the way appears nowhere in the bill.

00:34:33.000 Cryptocurrency appears in the November 21st bill.

00:34:38.000 Don't Say Gay appears nowhere in this bill.

00:34:40.000 That being said, it of course was portrayed this way and it was trending all over Twitter in the media, the Don't Say Gay Bill.

00:34:47.000 Well today, Florida lawmakers passed what opponents have called the Don't Say Gay Bill.

00:34:52.000 The measure would limit classroom lessons on sexual orientation and gender identity among young children.

00:34:58.000 The ACLU says 15 other states are considering bills that would also address LGBTQ plus issues in school.

00:35:05.000 Florida's so-called Don't Say Gay Bill is one step closer to becoming law today, this as it makes its way to Governor Ron DeSantis' desk.

00:35:13.000 The controversial legislation says that schools cannot encourage classroom discussion about sexual orientation or gender identity.

00:35:21.000 First off, let me address a couple things.

00:35:22.000 LGBTQ kids hurting themselves here. Don't take away their reason not to. 1.00

00:35:26.000 Politicians in Florida rejected those basic values by advancing legislation that is designed

00:35:31.000 to target and attack the kids who need the support the most.

00:35:35.000 Kids from the LGBTQI plus community.

00:35:38.000 First of all, let me address a couple things. First off, they're not the people who need

00:35:41.000 the help the most. Not necessarily.

00:35:45.000 Some of them need help, sure, but let's just call it a wash. 0.99

00:35:47.000 All kids need help.

00:35:48.000 Second, we're supposed to believe that kids in the third grade, kindergarten through the third grade, are hanging themselves from a slipknot on the ceiling fan because they can't take a dump in the bathroom of their choice.

00:35:59.000 That's why we need this bill.

00:36:01.000 Also, can you just... The so-called Don't Say Gay Bill.

00:36:04.000 Oh, so that's what we're doing now.

00:36:06.000 You can just make up whatever you want and say so-called if you are the one who so-called it.

00:36:11.000 So I can say this so-called former vice president riddled with dementia and or Parkinson's so-called.

00:36:18.000 So it has been called.

00:36:18.000 Right.

00:36:21.000 I think that works out really well.

00:36:23.000 By the way, the other guy who was saying at the meeting, he said, these people are hurting themselves and don't take away the reason not to.

00:36:28.000 It's like, oh, so you care about kids hurting?

00:36:30.000 I care about kids hurting themselves, which is why you don't shut down schools and drive up suicide rates and isolate kids in dangerous situations sometimes.

00:36:38.000 You don't do that!

00:36:38.000 Were you at that protest as well, making sure schools could reopen?

00:36:41.000 I don't think so.

00:36:42.000 Kids that can't look off their phone for two seconds, being locked in their room for two years, being scared to do anything or make a choice themselves?

00:36:49.000 I don't think that hurt anybody. 0.98

00:36:50.000 No, I'm sure that it's because they're reading Harry Potter books and Harry Potter still has his penis. 0.99

00:36:54.000 That's why they're hurting themselves. 0.99

00:36:55.000 Look, it's easy to solve.

00:36:56.000 Don't teach little kids about sexual orientation and give them some safety scissors! 1.00

00:37:01.000 Five to eight years old.

00:37:02.000 Can we say don't say straight?

00:37:07.000 Like, why don't we just not teach sexuality to anybody that age?

00:37:11.000 Let's let them be kids! 0.97

00:37:12.000 Is that crazy? 1.00

00:37:14.000 Could you let a child at least hit 11 before they realize the penis is the bane of their existence and will ruin their life? 0.99

00:37:20.000 Yes, before they eliminate their ability to climax for the rest of their life before the age of sexual consent. 0.99

00:37:25.000 I'm just saying.

00:37:27.000 Just as a guy, I just let him be happy for 10 years.

00:37:30.000 It goes away.

00:37:31.000 If my kid asks for a toaster strudel for breakfast, the answer is no.

00:37:35.000 Can you imagine what I'm going to say if he asks for an estrogen pellet?

00:37:40.000 Nine! 1.00

00:37:41.000 I don't want my penis. 1.00

00:37:42.000 Just eat your broccoli. 1.00

00:37:45.000 I don't like broccoli either. 1.00

00:37:46.000 Fine, just cut off your penis. 1.00

00:37:48.000 Whatever. 1.00

00:37:49.000 Oh, the reverse psychology worked on me!

00:37:50.000 I don't know what to do.

00:37:51.000 These kids are so clever.

00:37:52.000 By the way, Mark Hamill even tweeted out Lots of them. 0.99

00:37:59.000 Gay, gay, gay, gay, gay, gay, gay, gay, really sticking it to the man. 0.94

00:38:01.000 How do you watch some of the recent Star Wars movies? 0.96

00:38:03.000 Yeah, well that's also, he also unfortunately tweeted out this picture, which just seems like, you know, this is what we're talking about.

00:38:08.000 It's not appropriate ruining a children's, it's Disney!

00:38:10.000 Disney, come on! 1.00

00:38:12.000 Suck it, you will. 1.00

00:38:13.000 Yes. 1.00

00:38:17.000 You're a daddy? 0.88

00:38:18.000 I am.

00:38:19.000 That's farce!

00:38:21.000 Your father will watch.

00:38:23.000 Watch your dad.

00:38:28.000 Is that the dark side?

00:38:33.000 No, it's just him.

00:38:35.000 They're role-playing.

00:38:37.000 The point is they're consenting adults.

00:38:39.000 What Yoda and Luke do in their own bedroom is their own business.

00:38:42.000 Well, fine.

00:38:43.000 It is part of the Jedi training.

00:38:45.000 I didn't think he lives alone on a planet.

00:38:49.000 That's how he was raising the X-Wing.

00:38:52.000 He wasn't that far from it.

00:38:53.000 It wasn't no contact.

00:38:55.000 Yeah, he's court-ordered to be on that planet.

00:38:57.000 You can't be around anybody.

00:38:57.000 Yes!

00:38:59.000 It's like, we have to go find Master Yoda.

00:39:01.000 You can't be with 100 galaxies with any child.

00:39:05.000 He's got an ankle brace.

00:39:05.000 Where's Luke?

00:39:06.000 He didn't find Yoda out in the woods planet, did he?

00:39:08.000 Yoda just comes out with those giant office space glasses. 0.71

00:39:12.000 Luke just comes back really quiet.

00:39:15.000 Oh, dessert!

00:39:16.000 What?

00:39:18.000 So the bill is actually called Parental Rights and Education, okay?

00:39:20.000 That's what the bill is called.

00:39:21.000 The media leaves out key details in this bill.

00:39:24.000 Not only does it not have... Nowhere in the bill does it say, don't say gay.

00:39:27.000 Right.

00:39:28.000 Okay, this isn't the Lovely Bones... There are no rules, except don't say gay. 0.83

00:39:32.000 That's another rule.

00:39:33.000 No.

00:39:33.000 That doesn't appear anywhere in the bill.

00:39:35.000 Let me read you what the bill is about.

00:39:37.000 Classroom instruction by school personnel or third parties on sexual orientation or gender identity may not occur in kindergarten through grade three or in a manner that is not age-appropriate or developmentally appropriate.

00:39:50.000 Hey, that bill almost seems entirely appropriate!

00:39:54.000 And by the way, this wouldn't even be necessary if you weren't having Drag Queen Story Hour for kids! 0.97

00:40:00.000 With, by the way, multiple serial pedophiles.

00:40:03.000 We've covered that many times.

00:40:05.000 You can't find it on YouTube?

00:40:06.000 Go on Mug Club, search Stephen Crowder Drag Queen Story Time.

00:40:10.000 I'm sorry, but you are also welcome.

00:40:12.000 and thank you governor de santa's for addressing this for uh...

00:40:17.000 the absolute tom for a visit has been a little late

00:40:21.000 for critical of the bill is on the senate visit say that in the bill

00:40:25.000 I know that you support.

00:40:26.000 Does it say that in the bill?

00:40:27.000 I'm asking you to tell me what's in the bill because you are pushing false narratives.

00:40:32.000 It doesn't matter what critics say.

00:40:33.000 It says advanced classroom instruction on sexual identity and gender orientation.

00:40:38.000 For who?

00:40:40.000 For grades pre-K through three.

00:40:43.000 Five-year-olds, six-year-olds, seven-year-olds.

00:40:45.000 And the idea that you wouldn't be honest about that and tell people what it actually says, it's why people don't trust people like you because you put on false narratives.

00:40:56.000 And so we disabuse you of those narratives.

00:41:02.000 And we're gonna make sure that parents are able to send their kid to kindergarten without having some of this stuff injected into their school curriculum.

00:41:11.000 I would like him to stop using the word disabuse and just start abusing them.

00:41:16.000 Injected also didn't help.

00:41:17.000 No, it also didn't help.

00:41:18.000 Also, he's my president.

00:41:20.000 I hope everyone knows that.

00:41:21.000 Yeah, I would love to see him run.

00:41:23.000 A couple of things here.

00:41:24.000 Can we do a little exercise really quickly?

00:41:24.000 You know what?

00:41:26.000 A lot of kids on college campuses are not even learning the Socratic method anymore.

00:41:32.000 So they're learning critical race theory.

00:41:34.000 They're learning modern gender theory.

00:41:35.000 Socratic method, how many times have we done a Change My Mind and we've asked them, are you aware of the Socratic method?

00:41:41.000 Okay.

00:41:41.000 No response.

00:41:42.000 So.

00:41:43.000 All right.

00:41:44.000 Sexual orientation and gender identity.

00:41:47.000 Of course the left wants to teach this to children ages kindergarten through the third grade.

00:41:47.000 Okay.

00:41:52.000 All right.

00:41:54.000 Why?

00:41:56.000 Let me ask you this.

00:41:57.000 Okay.

00:41:58.000 That means we need to make people aware of sexual orientation.

00:42:02.000 Well, what is that?

00:42:03.000 What is sexual orientation?

00:42:04.000 Sexual orientation determines your sex and which member of sex you're attracted to. 0.52

00:42:11.000 Sexually attracted to.

00:42:12.000 I can't even say it without using the word sex.

00:42:15.000 Both sex, meaning gender, the actual word sex, and sex, meaning sexual activity. 0.96

00:42:19.000 Your sex, S-E-X-E, and sexual attraction. 0.99

00:42:23.000 So, well, maybe that's inappropriate because we're talking about sex with kids. 0.99

00:42:26.000 Gender identity.

00:42:27.000 Well, what does that mean?

00:42:29.000 What is gender identity?

00:42:30.000 It's determining whether you are what?

00:42:32.000 Male or female.

00:42:33.000 Well, why does that matter?

00:42:35.000 Because it matters to identify as one or the other for all sexual activity for the remainder of your life.

00:42:41.000 So we want to teach children, not only teach them about these sexually charged issues, but also, as you see legislatively, give them permission to alter permanently They're sexual capabilities.

00:42:53.000 I know you say gender and sex are separate, but guess what?

00:42:55.000 It's still actually, when you change your gender, it affects your sexual function. 0.79

00:42:59.000 We want to teach children about this before they'd even reach the age of sexual consent? 0.96

00:43:04.000 And you wonder why parents are telling you to screw off in record numbers. 0.55

00:43:07.000 Right.

00:43:07.000 And we also combine this with what some of the courts, or at least some of the politicians, want to do.

00:43:11.000 They want to make it to where parents can't prevent their children from getting these puberty blockers and things like that.

00:43:16.000 They want to make it to where parents can't homeschool.

00:43:18.000 Right.

00:43:19.000 They want to take away all this control.

00:43:20.000 And by the way, I don't even think this bill goes far enough.

00:43:22.000 Look, you're telling me that a nine-year-old should be having these conversations?

00:43:26.000 I remember getting this.

00:43:26.000 No, third grade is eight.

00:43:27.000 No, no, no.

00:43:28.000 Four.

00:43:28.000 Fourth grade.

00:43:28.000 I'm going to fourth grade.

00:43:29.000 Oh.

00:43:30.000 He's saying just stop at third grade.

00:43:32.000 No, I'm saying at sixth grade they had the sex talk with us in school.

00:43:36.000 I remember because we all made jokes because we're sixth grade boys, right?

00:43:39.000 They're just giving us kind of a basic conversation.

00:43:42.000 That was even something that felt like, okay, maybe that's on the line, but that's at least closer.

00:43:46.000 But come on, they're not supposed to be thinking about this anyway.

00:43:49.000 And it's not that you want to make it okay for somebody who's feeling that way.

00:43:52.000 You want to brainwash them because we've heard you say, it's okay to explore.

00:43:57.000 You tell a six-year, seven-year-old, it's okay to explore, and they don't really even know who they are yet, and then they go down these paths and they're like, oh, well they said it's okay to go out and explore this stuff, it's totally fine.

00:44:08.000 How in the world do you expect our kids- And let me tell you this, I had the sex talk when I was like three or four, but my parents wanted to give me the sex talk so I understood it when I was young, precisely because they didn't want me to learn it in the Quebec public educational system.

00:44:20.000 Exactly.

00:44:20.000 You shouldn't be learning it from a stranger, certainly not before the age of sexual... We're not talking... Remember how it started with, we need sex ed in schools?

00:44:27.000 And then what happened is you would have some Christian saying like, well actually, okay, we see this being a slippery slope because this is something where maybe you could be teaching our teenagers something that we don't necessarily want them to learn sexually.

00:44:36.000 Then it became, we're going to teach them sex ed in a very broad sense, which included All kinds of sex acts at that point that border even on no longer actually sex because there's no capability to reproduce nor even a partner who's capable of reproducing with you.

00:44:50.000 And then they want to have basically sex education including homosexuality and gender identity with six-year-olds.

00:44:59.000 Well, yeah, and even in sixth grade, like you said, the maturity level isn't there. 0.54

00:45:02.000 I died laughing when our gym teacher rolled a condom onto a banana with his mouth.

00:45:09.000 Because you'd seen him do it dressed as Yoda.

00:45:11.000 Well, no, really it was just a slideshow of STDs is all it was.

00:45:15.000 It was like, and this is syphilis and gonorrhea if you don't get it treated.

00:45:18.000 And you're like, what?

00:45:19.000 What?

00:45:20.000 It was just endless.

00:45:21.000 But the reason why they want to do it this young is very, very simple.

00:45:25.000 Kids will believe anything.

00:45:27.000 That's it.

00:45:28.000 So if you can jam this into their throat as being, well that's terrible. 0.87

00:45:31.000 That was terrible. 0.95

00:45:32.000 Worse than DeSantis' injection coming.

00:45:34.000 Yes it is.

00:45:35.000 But it is true. 0.90

00:45:36.000 If you can tell them at a young age where they're able to be susceptible to any information you give them because they trust you, that's how they get the information to a kid and that's how they can complete a narrative.

00:45:45.000 That's the reality of it.

00:45:46.000 And then it's normal.

00:45:47.000 It's everything that we want to push.

00:45:49.000 The AAIP, the PLUS, everything that we want to say, not just today, But stuff that we come up with later, it's all normal.

00:45:55.000 It's all fine.

00:45:56.000 Sex education shouldn't be allowed in an elementary school. 1.00

00:45:59.000 No.

00:45:59.000 I don't think that's a crazy thought.

00:46:01.000 No, I don't think it's a crazy thought.

00:46:02.000 I thought we were trying to de-sexualize culture.

00:46:03.000 And if your parents want to talk about it, too, that's different.

00:46:06.000 I learned when I was, like I said, when I was a kid, I learned what something was because I saw a video and I thought it was an ice cream cone, seriously.

00:46:12.000 And then, like, later on... It didn't help that you saw that video in the back of an ice cream truck.

00:46:16.000 Well, it's true.

00:46:17.000 Well, I saw me on video after...

00:46:21.000 But I remember learning about sex ed, then my mom showed us a video which was, you know, a sperm with a baseball cap, and it didn't help.

00:46:30.000 And then after that we watched Philadelphia as a family. 0.55

00:46:33.000 That's daddy DNA!

00:46:35.000 I didn't like any of it.

00:46:37.000 It all just seemed like it would kill you.

00:46:38.000 Yeah, no, that's what they showed us, a bunch of slides with STDs, and I went home and they said, what'd you do?

00:46:42.000 I'm like, well they showed us slides of JFK today.

00:46:44.000 No one would let, why would you let it go to that?

00:46:47.000 Like, certainly, the itching itself has to be... Like, I get that it can happen in one act with the wrong partner, but letting it progress to the point where you look like the royal family... Well, I mean, there's an elephant in the room, but there's a point where it's like, how long did you ignore this for?

00:47:02.000 Yes.

00:47:02.000 For two years, you're like, I'm fine.

00:47:04.000 Yeah.

00:47:05.000 I'm good.

00:47:05.000 It'll get better on its own.

00:47:06.000 An elephant in the room, your member doesn't have to look like the elephant man.

00:47:09.000 Yeah, meanwhile, every time you take a step, you're just crying.

00:47:11.000 You just hear a crunch.

00:47:13.000 Yeah.

00:47:16.000 I'm a human!

00:47:18.000 Just a lot of dandruff.

00:47:19.000 Hey, speaking of which, you know, I was going to admonish you for that point, but we can't because I need to be admonished.

00:47:23.000 Now let me explain this to you.

00:47:24.000 Yes.

00:47:25.000 I said something, and by the way, I want you to comment below and admonish me.

00:47:30.000 So this is because we want to be as transparent as possible when I make mistakes.

00:47:35.000 I said something yesterday that was so incredibly dumb that as soon as the show ended, I turned to Gerald and said, I can't believe I said that. 0.99

00:47:44.000 That was moronic. 0.99

00:47:45.000 Yes. 0.99

00:47:46.000 It was staring me right in the face, and for some reason, I missed it.

00:47:50.000 It wasn't the cello thing either.

00:47:51.000 No, it wasn't the cello thing.

00:47:54.000 You're still wrong about that.

00:47:55.000 He is wrong.

00:47:55.000 I'm not.

00:47:56.000 So yesterday we were talking about Cain Velasquez and, you know, Free Cain and the guy who tried to shoot the pedophile who molested his child.

00:48:03.000 OK.

00:48:04.000 So then I decided to try and extend an olive branch to people of all different walks of life discussing different religions and pedophilia. 0.97

00:48:12.000 I made this dumb statement just yesterday on Mug Club. 0.79

00:48:15.000 Any of the actual mainstream religions across the globe, whether it's Hinduism, whether it's Taoism, whether it's Buddhism, whether it's Islam. 0.96

00:48:21.000 OK.

00:48:21.000 I don't know of any religion That has anything but disdain.

00:48:29.000 I know some religions don't have hate at all, but disdain for pedophiles. 0.88

00:48:33.000 Okay.

00:48:36.000 See if you can catch where it's coming from.

00:48:37.000 My producers quickly pointed out, and I had already recognized it, so at this point it was just brow-beating me, that of course I got this incorrect because, I mean, Muhammad had a six-year-old child bride.

00:48:48.000 Oh.

00:48:48.000 Muhammad had a six-year-old child bride.

00:48:52.000 and so hold on wait wait wait wait wait wait but then i realized it's not really fair of you to admonish me it's not because he only consummated when she was nine wow we really messed up I guess we're splitting hairs at that point.

00:49:11.000 I mean, a little bit.

00:49:12.000 Yeah.

00:49:12.000 I mean, Michael Bay movie pretty quick.

00:49:15.000 He waited 30% longer than she'd been alive.

00:49:17.000 He'd only made love to her thighs. 0.99

00:49:19.000 How long did they live, though?

00:49:20.000 Well, who knows?

00:49:21.000 15?

00:49:22.000 Well, depends.

00:49:23.000 Are you accounting for the psychological trauma?

00:49:25.000 Oh, no.

00:49:26.000 I mean, I'm not saying I'm for it.

00:49:28.000 Right.

00:49:29.000 I'm just curious if it was like King Tut at 13 or if it was like 45.

00:49:34.000 No, he was old and she was six.

00:49:37.000 Yeah.

00:49:38.000 I'm not saying six is okay in any point, even if he's nine.

00:49:42.000 Right.

00:49:42.000 It's still bad.

00:49:43.000 It's still weird.

00:49:44.000 Yeah.

00:49:44.000 It still shouldn't be taught.

00:49:45.000 I just didn't know if we had an age.

00:49:47.000 Yeah. 0.97

00:49:48.000 I don't think we should have Mohammed sex class. 1.00

00:49:50.000 No, no. 0.99

00:49:51.000 Well, that would just be abuse.

00:49:52.000 Yeah.

00:49:53.000 I wouldn't.

00:49:54.000 I'm not going to say it.

00:49:54.000 It would just be, don't commit these felonies.

00:49:57.000 You guys do you.

00:49:58.000 I'm fine with it.

00:50:00.000 Don't get mad at me.

00:50:01.000 I'm very afraid of your peacefulness.

00:50:03.000 It's always funny, too, when people say, well, Aisha, actually, really, she adored and she loved Muhammad.

00:50:06.000 You ever hear of Stockholm Syndrome?

00:50:09.000 She didn't have a choice.

00:50:10.000 It could be called Muhammad Syndrome. 0.98

00:50:12.000 I mean, at the time, they didn't.

00:50:14.000 Stockholm wasn't around.

00:50:16.000 I guess, you know, psychology books.

00:50:18.000 That's the problem.

00:50:18.000 She didn't know what to call it.

00:50:19.000 It was just called kidnapping.

00:50:21.000 Yes.

00:50:23.000 Spoils the war.

00:50:24.000 Terrible.

00:50:25.000 Well, that's basically what he did there, and he also did that.

00:50:28.000 Alright, so there we go.

00:50:30.000 I've been admonished.

00:50:31.000 As you should be.

00:50:32.000 Okay, let's move on here to something that I also want to discuss.

00:50:35.000 What's happening right now?

00:50:36.000 They're talking about power to cut.

00:50:37.000 Ah, they cut power to Chernobyl.

00:50:39.000 That's not a bad thing.

00:50:39.000 I drive a Tesla.

00:50:42.000 That's what he's saying.

00:50:42.000 I'd be willing to pay $45 a gallon.

00:50:47.000 I'm in the middle of a white-on-white war. 0.60

00:50:49.000 Who cares?

00:50:52.000 Let's talk about Yemen.

00:50:54.000 You know how insignificant Yemen is? 1.00

00:50:56.000 Back in, I don't know if it was in the 90s, there was an episode of Friends where Chandler was trying to avoid Janice, this annoying woman, and he was like, I can't be with you because I'm moving to Yemen!

00:51:10.000 That was the joke, was he didn't even know, he just made up a country and then he had to actually go to Yemen.

00:51:14.000 So they picked the most insignificant country, inconsequential country to make a joke about, which used to be okay back then, but now we have to act like Yemen is equal to all. 1.00

00:51:22.000 And I'm not saying that the conflict is not one that is riddled with geo- and corruption, by the way.

00:51:29.000 Of course corruption. 0.82

00:51:30.000 Also, she was a Jewish woman with a giant nose who had a nasally laugh. 1.00

00:51:34.000 That's what we didn't like about her. 0.93

00:51:36.000 Yeah, for years I thought it was Fran Drescher!

00:51:39.000 Well, and Dave, you know that midnight train going to anywhere?

00:51:41.000 It used to say anywhere but Yemen, but they had to remove that.

00:51:44.000 I prefer his brother Yeoman.

00:51:47.000 Omen?

00:51:49.000 That was his middle name.

00:51:50.000 First name Damien.

00:51:52.000 Damien Yeoman.

00:51:53.000 That's a Damien Yeoman?

00:51:54.000 Yeah.

00:51:55.000 There's Yemen and Cayman? 0.78

00:51:57.000 Right.

00:51:57.000 Right?

00:51:58.000 I want to make sure I have this right.

00:52:01.000 By the way, make sure you get that right because Cayman Islands, horrible place to hide your crypto.

00:52:07.000 Terrible.

00:52:07.000 Very bad.

00:52:08.000 It's not the same offshore account.

00:52:09.000 You can't even hide.

00:52:10.000 I don't think that's how crypto works.

00:52:11.000 I hid all my money in the Yemen Islands.

00:52:13.000 Ooh, you're going to lose everything.

00:52:15.000 That's bad.

00:52:16.000 Oh, it's a typo.

00:52:17.000 Oh boy, you don't have anything left.

00:52:19.000 No, it's all gone.

00:52:21.000 Always gets the details.

00:52:22.000 Speaking of dollars, let's talk about something.

00:52:26.000 Go with me here for a second, because this may sound boring, but I'm going to try and simplify it so easy that even CNN could understand it.

00:52:36.000 A big fallout, too, with this war with Russia and Ukraine, there's a lot of it that doesn't really affect you until we get to the point where there are actual nukes being launched or international missiles being launched, whatever type of international weaponry you want to discuss.

00:52:48.000 That being said, there are things that affect you right away, especially as we're discussing the economic sanctions with Russia and with Ukraine.

00:52:57.000 The United States, you know what it means, the reserve currency?

00:53:01.000 Yeah.

00:53:01.000 For people who don't know, let me explain it to you really quick.

00:53:04.000 Do you ever kind of wonder why the United States can afford to take out huge amounts of debt and why it's so cheap for Americans to buy foreign products?

00:53:11.000 The short answer is because of the status of the United States dollar as the reserve currency.

00:53:16.000 Now, what does that mean?

00:53:17.000 As of about 2020, 59% of central bank reserves around the world are basically held in American dollars.

00:53:24.000 What does that mean?

00:53:25.000 That means that the American dollar dominates finance across the globe, not just the United States.

00:53:29.000 That's why we are effectively the world's only superpower right now.

00:53:33.000 It's why sanctions coming from the United States currently have teeth and hurt.

00:53:38.000 Now, when the United States sanctions Russia economically, and this is something that Jill and I were talking about, and this is what we're discussing right now, sanctioning them economically, it pushes them to use what? 0.67

00:53:52.000 Someone else's currency.

00:53:54.000 Oh, in the arms of another lover, huh?

00:53:55.000 It pushes them into the arms of another lover.

00:53:57.000 Now, who might that be?

00:53:58.000 Good thing I have some quotes here.

00:53:59.000 All references are available at ladderwithcarter.com.

00:54:01.000 Biden's flexing of American economic muscle will only embolden Russia and other U.S.

00:54:05.000 rivals, notably China.

00:54:09.000 To chickeny China! 0.99

00:54:12.000 To deprive the United States of the very power that makes sanctions so devastating.

00:54:16.000 Russia and China will expedite initiatives to de-dollarize their economies, building alternative financial institutions and structures that protect themselves from the sanctions.

00:54:23.000 So, look, let me give you an update on what this means for all of you.

00:54:26.000 Because if this happens, where the United States loses its reserve currency status, It will destroy life as you know it, and as Christians that's where you're going to have to start finding comfort by God's definition, not comfort by your definition.

00:54:39.000 But it will destroy your life as you know it, and I'm not saying you're going to die.

00:54:42.000 What I'm going to say is everything that you know, how you purchase things, the kinds of life, the kinds of life luxuries that you can enjoy, Gone.

00:54:50.000 In a flash.

00:54:50.000 You're going to have to learn how to live differently.

00:54:53.000 Last week, I think, was it last week that we reported Visa and MasterCard?

00:54:57.000 Visa and MasterCard and a slew of other companies, but this one specifically on the financial side, they pulled out of Russia and basically what that did is that pushed Russia into the arms of China again with Union. 0.55

00:55:06.000 Well, how so?

00:55:07.000 Oh, UnionPay, the Chinese... Yes, exactly. 1.00

00:55:09.000 It's state-owned.

00:55:11.000 It's Chinese state-owned, the payment system.

00:55:14.000 Sort of free.

00:55:14.000 So we think, like, hey, great, we're pressuring... Oh, by the way, they'll also still accept Diners Club.

00:55:19.000 Don't know why.

00:55:19.000 Weird.

00:55:21.000 The last place on the planet that has members.

00:55:23.000 In Soviet Russia we only accept union pay.

00:55:26.000 We also take diners club.

00:55:27.000 It doesn't make sense to me.

00:55:29.000 Just slide it across long table.

00:55:30.000 I like it.

00:55:32.000 I'm in a club.

00:55:33.000 I like the logo that has not been updated since 1974.

00:55:36.000 1974. It looks like surfer, it looks like Dogtown Z-Boys t-shirt.

00:55:42.000 Yes! They're frugal. 0.58

00:55:45.000 Here's the thing.

00:55:46.000 First off, this also doesn't punish Putin.

00:55:49.000 You think Putin's paying with Mastercard?

00:55:52.000 He's paying with a glare.

00:55:55.000 What do you think the last time somebody walked up to him with a check? 1.00

00:55:58.000 He's just sitting in an ATM like, son of a bitch. 1.00

00:56:02.000 I've used every card in my life. 1.00

00:56:03.000 Oh no!

00:56:04.000 I'm overdraft!

00:56:07.000 We'll discover!

00:56:08.000 Still works fine.

00:56:12.000 They can take all the help I can give them.

00:56:16.000 So this is, and this is obviously we know about this, okay, Russia and China.

00:56:19.000 And we've talked about this.

00:56:19.000 Russia and China should not be allies.

00:56:22.000 They should hate each other because Russia now is vehemently anti-communist.

00:56:26.000 At least that's what Putin says.

00:56:27.000 But we've seen them now creating these alliances.

00:56:29.000 We talked about the wheat embargo.

00:56:31.000 That's a big deal.

00:56:32.000 Selling a ton of it there, right?

00:56:33.000 Selling a ton of oil to China.

00:56:35.000 But it's not just Russia and China.

00:56:36.000 And this is something else that maybe you could bring up.

00:56:38.000 Yeah, there are other people that we want to keep on our side.

00:56:42.000 What kind of other people?

00:56:43.000 I really don't know.

00:56:44.000 We did an ION segment for these people for a long time, but right now we really want you to be our friend.

00:56:48.000 I'm foreshadowing!

00:56:50.000 India also has the same fear that the United States might use similar kind of crippling economic sanctions against them, and you might go, well look, that's never going to happen.

00:56:58.000 You remember when Trump went over there and he was received in their cricket stadiums with like a hundred thousand people or something like that or even more?

00:57:04.000 Hugely popular over there.

00:57:06.000 And China is not necessarily naturally going to align itself with India.

00:57:10.000 They don't like each other.

00:57:10.000 Well, just like Russia.

00:57:11.000 But the Biden administration is actually considering sanctions on India right now for a purchase that they made in 2018 when they bought some stuff they weren't supposed to buy.

00:57:20.000 With crypto!

00:57:21.000 It was probably with crypto.

00:57:22.000 Yeah, they bought it with crypto.

00:57:23.000 That's what happened.

00:57:24.000 Are you kidding me?

00:57:25.000 No, and here's the thing.

00:57:26.000 Yeah, so India generally hates China.

00:57:28.000 Right.

00:57:28.000 And vice versa, you know.

00:57:29.000 Well, the Chinese hate everything. 1.00

00:57:31.000 Well, that's true. 0.99

00:57:32.000 It's not Chinese. 1.00

00:57:32.000 They even hate other Asians because they're not Asian enough, according to the Chinese. 1.00

00:57:36.000 Just look at what the Chinese and the Japanese have done to each other. 1.00

00:57:38.000 I'm not saying that I don't like the Chinese.

00:57:40.000 I'm saying the Chinese don't like non-Chinese. 1.00

00:57:42.000 The Chinese don't like the Chinese. 1.00

00:57:44.000 That's true. 0.99

00:57:44.000 Well, they're not good to their people. 0.99

00:57:47.000 The French don't like the French. 1.00

00:57:48.000 That's why when you get down to the people who no one likes, the French in France just make fun of the French from Quebec and the French from Quebec just make fun of the French from France. 0.97

00:57:54.000 It's just silly. 0.98

00:57:55.000 That is silly. 0.98

00:57:56.000 It's so irrelevant. 1.00

00:57:57.000 You guys are silly. 1.00

00:57:58.000 They're just each other's berate whipping posts. 0.99

00:58:01.000 So, India hates China so much, to give you some historical context, they actually bought a missile defense system from India, bought this from Russia, largely to protect Against China!

00:58:13.000 Right?

00:58:14.000 To protect against China, India bought a missile defense system.

00:58:17.000 This is a good example.

00:58:19.000 This should be a really easy opportunity.

00:58:21.000 It's a layup when we're talking about international destabilization to make India an ally. 0.58

00:58:28.000 Yeah, exactly.

00:58:29.000 And if people are out there saying, look, India is never going to do anything like this, just remember what happened in World War I. I've said it before.

00:58:35.000 Russia and Germany.

00:58:36.000 Germany pretty much destroyed Russia and led to the revolution that they had in their country. 0.66

00:58:41.000 And then in World War II, they signed a non-aggression pact before the war happened.

00:58:45.000 That one worked like a charm.

00:58:45.000 Yeah, exactly, right up until somebody was aggressive.

00:58:48.000 But when countries see an opportunity, all of a sudden, things become a little bit more clear.

00:58:53.000 Russia says, you know what, maybe we don't like China a whole lot right now, but if we ally with them, we can form this dominance over here. 0.54

00:58:58.000 We'll deal with it down the road, them kind of overpowering us.

00:59:01.000 Same thing with India. 0.70

00:59:02.000 Did you mean to say ally or align, but you mixed the two?

00:59:05.000 Did I say ally?

00:59:06.000 Yeah.

00:59:07.000 Ah, well.

00:59:07.000 Admonish him.

00:59:10.000 Admonish him.

00:59:11.000 I think that might be a proper usage of that word, but maybe not.

00:59:13.000 I disagree.

00:59:15.000 Can we do the other admonish please?

00:59:17.000 No, that's the appropriate use of that word. 0.83

00:59:19.000 And Mohammed didn't have sex with a six-year-old. 0.92

00:59:21.000 Go on, Gerald. 0.98

00:59:22.000 Play a cello over here talking about India.

00:59:24.000 Yeah, well, we'll be playing the violin correctly over here.

00:59:27.000 But you're talking about countries that have been warring, essentially, over the Kashmir region, right?

00:59:31.000 Kashmir?

00:59:32.000 Well, it's not the sweaters, Dave.

00:59:34.000 They wouldn't be natural allies, but when you see an opportunity and you have the threat, and that's what the Biden administration is... And just to be clear, China right now, and when I say China, just to be clear, lest you try and say that, in case you try and say that this is racist, we empathize deeply with the Chinese people, which is why I have Unbelievable hatred for the Communist Chinese government.

00:59:55.000 So when I say China, what I really mean are the Chai Koms. 1.00

01:00:00.000 I think if I clarify, everything we say is annoying.

01:00:02.000 I know, it really is annoying.

01:00:03.000 Of course we don't have an issue with Chinese people. 0.98

01:00:05.000 It's a terrible government.

01:00:06.000 They have fantastic food.

01:00:08.000 Same with here.

01:00:10.000 American Chinese food.

01:00:10.000 I think Russians did a lot for Detroit hockey.

01:00:13.000 Yep, they absolutely did.

01:00:14.000 They're fantastic people. 0.99

01:00:16.000 The guy who runs the show is a bit of a dick. 0.99

01:00:19.000 I said it. 0.99

01:00:20.000 Hold on, I'm sorry.

01:00:21.000 Now China though, they're basically hoping, praying, and wishing, and hoping that the

01:00:25.000 United States sanctions China. Why? So they can swoop in. 1.00

01:00:28.000 So, where am I getting this from? Sunday, Foreign Minister Wang Yi, I hope I'm pronouncing it

01:00:32.000 correctly, I don't care, said China, India should be partners rather than adversaries. Hold on, I'm

01:00:38.000 sorry, can you read that in the appropriate... China, India should be... no, no, no, no, no,

01:00:44.000 no.

01:00:44.000 China and India should be partners rather than adversaries.

01:00:47.000 If your name's Wang, do you really care if somebody mispronounces it?

01:00:50.000 Yeah.

01:00:51.000 Please, excuse me.

01:00:52.000 No, no, no! 0.97

01:00:52.000 It's pronounced Dick. 0.97

01:00:54.000 Hey, Wong?

01:00:54.000 Yeah, you're like, excuse me.

01:00:56.000 It's Wang?

01:00:57.000 Yes.

01:00:57.000 I come from a long line of Wangs.

01:00:59.000 It's Wangcock. 0.94

01:01:00.000 Many Wangs. 0.99

01:01:02.000 He.

01:01:03.000 Wang.

01:01:03.000 Yee.

01:01:04.000 Middle name... Tank.

01:01:07.000 Oh, well it just seems like you're putting that on.

01:01:08.000 Don't tell me what my name is!

01:01:10.000 It's my cousin Yang Wow. 0.99

01:01:12.000 Say my name, say my name, my name, it sounds like penis. 0.99

01:01:17.000 Wang Yao is four inches, biggest man in China. 0.98

01:01:21.000 Now also, this is something else we need to recognize that India is a major partner to the United States, right?

01:01:25.000 Yeah.

01:01:26.000 And they now need to Well, look, they are a hedge against China in the Pacific.

01:01:32.000 Right, and China is trying to take over as much as they can, and we have this kind of group of four countries called the Quad.

01:01:37.000 India is a part of that currently right now, United States, Japan, and Australia.

01:01:41.000 Australia does a ton of trade with China.

01:01:43.000 Do they look like a non-authoritarian regime right now?

01:01:46.000 Do they look like they're leaning towards Western democracy, or do they look like they're leaning towards Chinese authoritarian?

01:01:52.000 Right?

01:01:53.000 This is a problem because if India goes, that's two- we talked about this in a second, but we said it yesterday, it's 2.9 billion people combined with those three countries, and if Australia joins, it's US and Japan and that's it over there.

01:02:04.000 So put it this way, right?

01:02:06.000 You're saying, okay, no more oil coming to the United States from Russia.

01:02:08.000 Okay.

01:02:09.000 All right.

01:02:09.000 What's going to happen?

01:02:10.000 Well, this oil is going to be offloaded somewhere, so you're going to increase trading between Russia, China, and now India may want to get in on that action.

01:02:16.000 So, if they create an alliance, which really should never- Never happen.

01:02:21.000 Never have happened.

01:02:22.000 Nowhere in nature would India, Russia, and China become bedfellows.

01:02:27.000 It's only through the monumental screw-ups of European and American foreign policy.

01:02:33.000 So now you've created a scenario where 2.9 billion people, that's almost half of population Earth, could decide to no longer Recognize the United States as reserve currency.

01:02:45.000 And what does that mean?

01:02:46.000 Well, guess what?

01:02:47.000 It means that our sanctions no longer have teeth.

01:02:49.000 And what does it mean for you specifically?

01:02:51.000 Well, you think inflation is bad.

01:02:53.000 Now you're talking about unbelievable inflation if the United States dollar is not the reserve currency.

01:02:58.000 You're talking about unbelievably high interest rates.

01:03:00.000 So we just look at that and you say, okay, a credit card.

01:03:02.000 No, no, no.

01:03:03.000 Look, increased inflation.

01:03:04.000 Do you want to buy a gallon of milk?

01:03:06.000 We're not just talking about gas.

01:03:08.000 We're talking about everything.

01:03:09.000 And we're also talking about devaluing your dollar.

01:03:11.000 Do you want to send your kids to a private school? 0.54

01:03:14.000 Do you want to be able to take your kids to Six Flags?

01:03:16.000 Do you want to be able to buy a candy bar?

01:03:20.000 Whatever it is, we're talking about inflation the likes of which you've never seen.

01:03:23.000 Interest rates.

01:03:24.000 You want to buy a home?

01:03:25.000 Well, that's almost out of reach for many middle-class Americans now.

01:03:27.000 And that's not because of the market.

01:03:28.000 That's because of too-big-to-fail companies snatching up single-family homes right now like BlackRock.

01:03:33.000 Oh, crazy.

01:03:34.000 So high interest rates.

01:03:35.000 You want to buy a home?

01:03:37.000 You want to buy a car?

01:03:38.000 The Tesla you're supposed to go out and buy?

01:03:40.000 The Tesla you're supposed to buy?

01:03:42.000 Wow, there's $15 gas for the rest of the plebs? 0.99

01:03:46.000 Well, you can both get a Tesla.

01:03:47.000 That's the price of a home.

01:03:49.000 Right.

01:03:49.000 Yeah, exactly, at this point.

01:03:50.000 Our debts, by the way, can be called in.

01:03:53.000 What does that do?

01:03:54.000 That weakens the dollar internationally.

01:03:56.000 It basically would weaken the American standing.

01:03:59.000 The standing of the United States.

01:04:01.000 Right now, you have not experienced a world where the United States is anything other than the sole economic and global superpower.

01:04:12.000 And, up until recently, I believe that we were usually on the right side of history.

01:04:18.000 That's my biggest concern.

01:04:20.000 That's my biggest concern with this administration right now.

01:04:23.000 I hate to say it.

01:04:25.000 I love this country.

01:04:26.000 I will fight to defend this country. 0.99

01:04:28.000 That's why I moved here from that shitty country known as Canada. 0.79

01:04:31.000 But as I see this international conflict unfolding, I do worry that maybe with the people at the helm, we may not be on the right side of history. 0.94

01:04:40.000 It may be that point in time where people look back and go, America was really wrong on that one.

01:04:46.000 That's what's scary to me.

01:04:47.000 And you've never lived in a world where the United States is not the sole global superpower.

01:04:52.000 Do you know what global superpowers looked like before the United States?

01:04:57.000 Look at the English Empire.

01:04:59.000 Look at the Ottomans.

01:05:00.000 Look at the Turks. 1.00

01:05:00.000 Look at the Romans. 1.00

01:05:02.000 They never fought a war for someone else to give them back their stuff!

01:05:07.000 The fact that Canada exists is proof that this is an unbelievably unique superpower!

01:05:14.000 There's nothing they could do to stop us!

01:05:15.000 We could take over Mexico and be in the drug business.

01:05:17.000 It's very lucrative.

01:05:18.000 Yes!

01:05:19.000 And by the way, I think Purdue is actually doing that right now.

01:05:21.000 Ah, well.

01:05:23.000 I'm in.

01:05:24.000 So if these three countries get together and it seems like they are moving that way, we don't need to go to war with the military to already be at war.

01:05:34.000 And you were making this point too.

01:05:36.000 At what point do we say we are at war?

01:05:37.000 How are we not?

01:05:38.000 How is this not war when you're funding somebody to defend against an invasion?

01:05:42.000 You're actually saying, hey, we need to give them, they'll stop it sending aircrafts from Poland, which is happening right now.

01:05:47.000 But they're like, yeah, but we'll give you like billions of dollars to buy some if you can find them.

01:05:51.000 Right.

01:05:51.000 Come on, I don't know how this is not war.

01:05:53.000 And by the way, think about this for a second.

01:05:54.000 We're thinking about sanctions on India for what?

01:05:56.000 For purchasing?

01:05:57.000 Yeah, missile defense.

01:05:58.000 For purchasing missile defense?

01:06:01.000 That's a good idea.

01:06:02.000 Okay, so we're punishing them for what?

01:06:04.000 For trading military equipment with the... Didn't the United States do that with Ukraine?

01:06:09.000 Didn't we sell them some shit that could hurt people? 0.99

01:06:13.000 So we can do it, but other countries can't? 1.00

01:06:15.000 They're white. 0.95

01:06:16.000 Pardon my ignorance. 0.93

01:06:17.000 Are we pretending we're not at war?

01:06:20.000 Are we still doing that?

01:06:21.000 Is that happening today?

01:06:21.000 I'm serious.

01:06:22.000 I thought that was official.

01:06:24.000 I didn't get the memo.

01:06:26.000 I don't know.

01:06:27.000 I still don't know if it's okay to do blackface or not, because I know Megyn Kelly just talked about it on a show and she was fired, but then there's a sitting Prime Minister who's done it like 900 times. 0.75

01:06:35.000 Yes, but Megyn Kelly doesn't hurt a bunch of people. 1.00

01:06:39.000 Right.

01:06:39.000 Well, she does with her stare.

01:06:41.000 Oh, that's true.

01:06:41.000 It's like looking into the sun.

01:06:42.000 I imagine it's hard.

01:06:44.000 No, I don't know her personally.

01:06:46.000 No, not exactly.

01:06:47.000 But, you know, you can levitate an X-wing.

01:06:49.000 So, my point here is, look, you've had it so good for so long, so many Americans, that you feel as though you are removed.

01:06:57.000 Well, let me ask you this.

01:06:58.000 Yes.

01:06:58.000 Let's think of it this way.

01:07:00.000 Do you feel removed right now?

01:07:01.000 Could you talk with someone in Ukraine on, I don't know, Instant Chat, on Snapchat?

01:07:07.000 Could you, whatever, Discord?

01:07:09.000 Can you play a video game with them?

01:07:11.000 Up until recently, I don't know how it works, but I'm sure you can probably still play with whoever in Russia can afford these video game systems.

01:07:17.000 Same thing with Japan, same thing with Taiwan, right? 0.51

01:07:19.000 Do you really feel that disconnected or do you understand that you are closer than ever?

01:07:23.000 Because war is going to be fought through information and through economic punishment.

01:07:28.000 So, don't think of this as happening in some far-off land. 0.99

01:07:31.000 Just like that guy in Call of Duty can blow your ass away, guess what? 0.98

01:07:35.000 Your dollar, our dollar, can be blown away if we keep screwing up. 0.99

01:07:39.000 And we've been screwing up monumentally.

01:07:41.000 Have you felt it at the gas pump?

01:07:43.000 Have you felt it at the grocery store?

01:07:44.000 Have you felt it, really, in anything?

01:07:47.000 Take your pick.

01:07:47.000 Right now you can point to anything in this economy, and you could have pointed to it before Russia and Ukraine.

01:07:53.000 And ask if it was better?

01:07:54.000 Point to anything.

01:07:54.000 Think about it.

01:07:54.000 Employment.

01:07:55.000 No!

01:07:57.000 Gas prices.

01:07:57.000 No!

01:07:58.000 Take anything that exists economically in this country or your creature comforts, point to it.

01:08:04.000 No!

01:08:05.000 It's not better.

01:08:06.000 And it can get a whole lot worse if you understand what can happen when 2.9 billion people decide that the United States is the big evil of the world and without firing a shot They make it so that you will be a permanent class of renters, you will never own anything, you will own nothing, and you will like it.

01:08:23.000 Oh, I forgot, though.

01:08:26.000 That's kind of the goal, isn't it?

01:08:27.000 You can comment below.

01:08:28.000 YouTube, we have a lot to talk about that there's no way we could discuss here, because it's a violation not only of TikTok, but of you, so good looking out for China, and we're going to play They Don't Make Them Like They Used To. 0.94

01:08:40.000 Breakfast at Tiffany's.

Louder with Crowder - March 09, 2022

How Sanctioning Russia Will RUIN America | Louder with Crowder

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