Louder with Crowder - March 22, 2022


Hunter Biden Story CONFIRMED! How MSM Meddling Swayed the Election | Louder with Crowder

Topics
safe spaces tech media censorship
Hosted by
Steven Crowder
Mentioned
Hunter Biden Nancy Pelosi Donald Trump Leah Thomas Elizabeth Hurley Brendan Fraser Rudy Giuliani Gerald A. Heather Graham Landau Dave Joe Biden Rodney Dangerfield Rachel Levine Robert Byrd Hudson Hawk Bernie Leslie Brian Stelter Ilhan Omar Jakari Jackson and 42 more
UNDERCOVER: Crowder Infiltrates "FAT STUDIES" Conference | Louder with Crowder Pedo-Loving SCOTUS Nominee Ketanji Jackson Can’t Explain WHY She’s A Woman! | Louder with Crowder

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Misogyny

39

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Toxicity

84

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Hate speech

25

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On this week's episode of "The Dark Side Of," we discuss the Tupac Shakur murder, the Joe Biden laptop, and the refugee crisis. Plus, comedian Dave Landau joins us to talk about his new stand-up comedy show, "Dave's Beard."

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00:00:00.000 Outro Music What's wrong with little Quarter Black? 1.00
00:00:24.000 He had a rough day at school.
00:00:26.000 He said none of the kids would talk to him.
00:00:29.000 I have an idea.
00:00:31.000 Suge Knight Ruxpin!
00:00:31.000 Oh boy!
00:00:32.000 I swear to y'all, it's like this. 1.00
00:00:35.000 I'm gonna beat the dog s*** out of you. 1.00
00:00:37.000 If a nigga telling you that the police didn't do it, they a punk-ass bitch. 1.00
00:00:41.000 So if you ask me if I know who killed Tupac, I'm the nigga that said, 1.00
00:00:43.000 Hey, absolutely not. 1.00
00:00:45.000 I'm gonna f*** you up, man. That light f***ing me up. 0.99
00:00:52.000 Good night, Suge Knight Ruxpin.
00:00:57.000 You'll be my best friend forever.
00:00:59.000 Cause we're all gonna die.
00:01:01.000 Nobody's gonna leave here alive and people die all the time.
00:01:05.000 Suge Knight Ruxpin.
00:01:07.000 Batteries and Dr. Dre's Masters.
00:01:09.000 sold separately.
00:01:10.000 Dropperscope.com!
00:01:11.000 You're a stranger in love, that's what I know.
00:01:13.000 You're a stranger in love, I know.
00:01:55.000 Hope you enjoyed yesterday's infiltration of Phat Studies.
00:01:59.000 That's an actual program and major at our higher institutions.
00:02:02.000 And hey, look, now I'm peer-reviewed!
00:02:05.000 Oh, nice!
00:02:06.000 And I'll be reviewing other peers.
00:02:09.000 This is a terrible world.
00:02:11.000 That's one thing that we haven't told you.
00:02:12.000 I have been repeatedly asked by other rotund professors to review their research.
00:02:21.000 No, it's not a real thing. 0.54
00:02:23.000 It was a goof!
00:02:24.000 So, we'll probably have some more coming on that soon.
00:02:27.000 We'll have some other change my mind on the topic.
00:02:29.000 But, boy, it's a lovely day.
00:02:32.000 A lot going on here in the news.
00:02:34.000 And, look, really quickly, before I move on with anything else, if this show is not on YouTube, if we do not tell you that we are not doing a show, it means the show is going on all weekdays.
00:02:44.000 Monday through Thursday, 10 a.m.
00:02:47.000 Monday through Thursday, you can watch it on Rumble.
00:02:47.000 Eastern.
00:02:50.000 if it's not here on YouTube, or of course, Mug Club, where we will be doing an additional like
00:02:53.000 hour of show every day, lightearthcreditor.com slash mug club. It's the only way
00:02:57.000 we earn a living. And you can also buy a sugar nut recipe at the really credit shop. You can't?
00:03:03.000 Yes. No, you cannot. But my question to you is, okay, first question.
00:03:07.000 Did you ever really doubt the Hunter Biden laptop story?
00:03:14.000 It should be a short answer.
00:03:14.000 You know what, and since I know that's a yes or no, I want you to answer with degrees of certainty.
00:03:20.000 Give me a scale from one being least certain to ten being how everybody actually felt.
00:03:27.000 How many were there?
00:03:30.000 Well, we'll get into that too.
00:03:31.000 Smartest man former Vice President Biden knows!
00:03:34.000 So we'll be talking about that and also the refugee crisis here today.
00:03:36.000 This is something you've been hearing a lot in the media that, hey, we're treating Ukrainian refugees differently because they're white.
00:03:41.000 It's the exact opposite.
00:03:42.000 We bring in far more non-white refugees. 0.96
00:03:44.000 That's been happening for years.
00:03:46.000 And by the way, the United States has not put in that many.
00:03:48.000 I am well, sir.
00:03:49.000 You looked fantastic as a woman yesterday, if I do say so myself.
00:03:52.000 I wasn't going for fantastic.
00:03:54.000 I was going for fat, unkempt, and peer-reviewed.
00:03:55.000 They're going to do it anyway.
00:03:55.000 Fantastic.
00:03:57.000 But you know this.
00:03:58.000 Gerald A. is here.
00:03:59.000 How are you, sir?
00:04:00.000 I am well, sir.
00:04:01.000 You looked fantastic as a woman yesterday, if I do say so myself.
00:04:04.000 I wasn't going for fantastic.
00:04:05.000 I was going for fat, unkempt, and peer-reviewed.
00:04:08.000 Fantastic.
00:04:09.000 I'm sorry.
00:04:10.000 Well, you're too kind.
00:04:11.000 How are you doing other than that?
00:04:12.000 Well, you know, it's going to take a while to earn back self-respect.
00:04:16.000 Degrees of self-respect.
00:04:18.000 Just stay there for a minute.
00:04:19.000 You guys can rate how much self-respect do you think I have.
00:04:22.000 Degrees.
00:04:23.000 One being, well, zero to ten.
00:04:26.000 I think I fall somewhere in a four.
00:04:29.000 Okay, alright.
00:04:29.000 You know what I mean?
00:04:30.000 So by tomorrow, like a three.
00:04:32.000 Right.
00:04:32.000 Yeah, okay, cool.
00:04:33.000 Which means like in the realm of stand-up, in the realm of comedian, I'm like a seven.
00:04:37.000 Well, that's true.
00:04:37.000 But in the realm of normal people, four, I'm probably a four.
00:04:40.000 Speaking of brilliant comedians, fastest man on his feet, you know him, you can find him on Twitter, at Landau Dave.
00:04:45.000 Dave Landau!
00:04:46.000 How are you?
00:04:46.000 Ahoy!
00:04:47.000 Good, you grow a beard fast.
00:04:49.000 I do.
00:04:50.000 It was like a day.
00:04:51.000 Yeah.
00:04:52.000 He's like a chia pet, just add water. 1.00
00:04:54.000 That's impressive.
00:04:54.000 Well, the actual seminar we'd been sitting on for a very long time.
00:04:58.000 Because we wanted to see what else they did, but it turns out they don't do much, the FETS.
00:04:58.000 Oh.
00:05:02.000 FETS studies professors.
00:05:02.000 Nothing.
00:05:03.000 No, it's very slow.
00:05:04.000 It's almost like a movie magic.
00:05:06.000 Yes.
00:05:07.000 It's almost like a reptile exhibit.
00:05:09.000 You know, you put a heat lamp on them and they're like, oh, Jesus!
00:05:14.000 It's very sedentary physically and mentally.
00:05:16.000 Which we'll get to in a couple minutes.
00:05:18.000 Is there an odor?
00:05:20.000 When I'm- No, when you were there.
00:05:22.000 How would you describe it?
00:05:23.000 Well, it wasn't- it was by Zoom, so you didn't scratch it.
00:05:25.000 Until they invent smell-o-vision.
00:05:27.000 That's true.
00:05:28.000 Yeah.
00:05:28.000 The schnozberries smell like schnozberries.
00:05:31.000 The fat pride activists smell like cheese.
00:05:35.000 Probably accurate.
00:05:36.000 Bacterial yeast cultures!
00:05:38.000 You can use them to make kefir!
00:05:39.000 No!
00:05:41.000 That's disgusting.
00:05:42.000 It doesn't exist in a microcosm.
00:05:43.000 Just like we'll be talking about lawyers, these scenarios right now.
00:05:46.000 We're talking about a Supreme Court Justice.
00:05:48.000 These people right now who are today's fat studies professors.
00:05:51.000 The students are going to be building your planes.
00:05:54.000 The students are going to be teaching your children.
00:05:56.000 Today, when you have lawyers like at Georgetown, right, who are upset over the Supreme Court.
00:06:01.000 Actually, I should say upset over the fact that their professor did not support the Supreme Court nominees solely based on the premise of race.
00:06:08.000 They needed a place to go and cry.
00:06:09.000 These are the people who are going to be on your future Supreme Courts.
00:06:12.000 These are the people who are going to be your public defenders.
00:06:14.000 Think about that for a second, and it is terrifying.
00:06:18.000 Imagine a world where kids who are going to these colleges are building your roads, building your planes, and then when one goes down and there's a lawsuit, no one can handle anything.
00:06:28.000 They need a safe place to cry.
00:06:29.000 They need a safe place.
00:06:30.000 A safe place to mourn the survivors.
00:06:33.000 So did I. Something that wasn't going to crash.
00:06:35.000 Imagine if pilot school was like this for Sully.
00:06:37.000 He would still be pulling bodies out of the Hudson.
00:06:40.000 Oh, by far.
00:06:42.000 There'd only be eight people allowed on the plane.
00:06:44.000 Right.
00:06:46.000 Well, that's also with the fat studies, yeah.
00:06:49.000 I always get the first class ticket.
00:06:49.000 True.
00:06:52.000 Taxman takes his share, doesn't he?
00:06:53.000 Okay, so before we move on to any of that, there's, look, Nancy Pelosi is... I always thought that Nancy Pelosi was relatively sharp. 0.56
00:06:59.000 I used to say this.
00:07:00.000 Two people I've ever referred to as evil.
00:07:02.000 Two people I've ever referred to as evil, Nancy Pelosi and Governor Whitmer.
00:07:06.000 Those are the only two people who have said, I genuinely think they would, you know, they would chop up their spouse's body to sell the body parts to China for medical experiments.
00:07:18.000 I don't just think they're politicians, I think they're people with a lack of empathy.
00:07:22.000 That being said, I thought that Nancy Pelosi was relatively sharp. 0.78
00:07:24.000 I thought she meant sharp like bony.
00:07:26.000 Yeah.
00:07:26.000 That too.
00:07:28.000 Pointy.
00:07:29.000 Pointy person.
00:07:30.000 No 9 to 5s now, Nancy Pelosi.
00:07:32.000 It's not allowed under the Unified Rules.
00:07:33.000 But I was wrong.
00:07:36.000 We're sending stuff over to the Senate.
00:07:37.000 completely incron...incron...no I'm...incomprehensible.
00:07:43.000 This just surfaced, but here's from a press conference just a couple of weeks ago.
00:07:48.000 We're sending stuff over to the Senate.
00:07:50.000 Well, most of the product that we've done is...except now we may have added in the last
00:07:57.000 day or so.
00:07:58.000 And some of what we added is Senate to the bill.
00:08:02.000 Hearing.
00:08:03.000 Bernie doesn't like hearing.
00:08:04.000 Excuse me.
00:08:06.000 Bernie loves hearing.
00:08:07.000 He would love to hear.
00:08:08.000 He can't.
00:08:12.000 So somebody sent it, and then we had the family medical need.
00:08:15.000 We figured if they're putting things in, then we can put something in.
00:08:18.000 Even if Manchin doesn't like it.
00:08:20.000 So we are getting some...
00:08:28.000 Bird and Privilege.
00:08:31.000 I think most of you are getting Privilege Scrub.
00:08:34.000 Because Privilege Strike is devilish to a bill.
00:08:36.000 Birdable is important.
00:08:39.000 You have to take it out.
00:08:40.000 But Privilege Violation can take you out.
00:08:45.000 Bird.
00:08:46.000 Bone.
00:08:47.000 Scrub.
00:08:49.000 Follow-up.
00:08:50.000 What?
00:08:54.000 I'm usually able to make sense.
00:08:56.000 Like, that's a word scrub.
00:08:58.000 No, clearly she had chloroform for breakfast. 0.86
00:09:00.000 She chloroforms herself like Michael Caine in the Cider House Rules. 0.95
00:09:07.000 Ladies and gentlemen, that's the Speaker of the House.
00:09:08.000 Yes, the speaker of the house!
00:09:10.000 That was when you mixed cocaine and GHB.
00:09:12.000 Yes, only to be outdone by the sitting former vice president.
00:09:16.000 What?
00:09:17.000 Speak- Speaker!
00:09:18.000 It's in the name.
00:09:20.000 All you're really supposed to do is speak, and you don't even have to be, you know, Mrs. Eloquent. 0.93
00:09:25.000 You just have to not be functionally retarded. 0.99
00:09:28.000 No, Mad Libs are way more coherent than anything she just said. 0.74
00:09:31.000 Boy, do you remember when Ron Paul had a stroke live on a livestream?
00:09:34.000 We were all concerned.
00:09:35.000 He made more sense in the stroke moment.
00:09:37.000 For crying out loud, Frankie Muniz, when he had his 19 mini-strokes in his NASCAR, I was still talking to the helmet like nothing happened.
00:09:46.000 Can we get Mini-Stroke Munez to be Speaker of the House?
00:09:50.000 Is there a Byrd Senate?
00:09:53.000 You know what I want to see?
00:09:55.000 I want to see somebody signing that.
00:09:56.000 I know somebody had to be there to sign.
00:09:58.000 I want to see the sign. 1.00
00:10:02.000 What the fuck? 0.99
00:10:04.000 Just Robert Byrd's corpse. 1.00
00:10:06.000 You rang?
00:10:07.000 Don't say the word, Robert Byrd!
00:10:08.000 You already said it many, many times.
00:10:10.000 You were in the Klan.
00:10:10.000 I get it.
00:10:11.000 Just stop.
00:10:11.000 You love the N-word.
00:10:14.000 So bad.
00:10:14.000 Did anyone understand this?
00:10:16.000 No, uh-uh.
00:10:16.000 No.
00:10:18.000 Person who comments below and gives the most accurate, accurate translation of that will win a lock of Gerald's hair.
00:10:26.000 We can't keep giving that away?
00:10:28.000 It's precious.
00:10:28.000 Body hair.
00:10:29.000 Oh, there's plenty of that.
00:10:30.000 Oh, there's a lot.
00:10:31.000 Yeah, there's a lot.
00:10:32.000 Really gross.
00:10:33.000 We're crying out loud.
00:10:34.000 Yeah.
00:10:34.000 I mean, ugh.
00:10:34.000 It's like you're... I thought I had friends here.
00:10:36.000 It's like you're wearing... Like you're wearing wolf-fucking-traps. 0.99
00:10:40.000 Mm-hmm. 0.99
00:10:44.000 I don't know about Sam Elliott, he was so upset. 0.99
00:10:45.000 He's like, you got one homoerotic gentleman in leather chaps, one in woolly f***ing chaps. 1.00
00:10:53.000 He really hates the woolly chaps. 0.99
00:10:54.000 He really does.
00:10:54.000 He does.
00:10:55.000 They have to be functional, he doesn't want them.
00:10:56.000 Woolly chaps are a little much. 1.00
00:10:58.000 They don't really make much sense.
00:11:00.000 Speaking of not making sense, this is when it's bad, is you want to go in and defend your own, right, Americans.
00:11:05.000 He was like, we can make fun of her, but you don't want the rest of the world to make fun of her.
00:11:08.000 It's like protecting your little brother.
00:11:09.000 But even Australian News commentators.
00:11:12.000 This is Sky News, by the way, which isn't necessarily a bastion of conservatism.
00:11:15.000 I know they're leaning a little more right now, not when I used to do it.
00:11:20.000 The rest of the world is laughing at you.
00:11:22.000 Look what they said about the previous administration. 0.98
00:11:25.000 They said that Trump was horrible and that he was crazy and that he was racist and that he was a terrible leader and he said all of these awful things and they peddled just complete fake news and fake stories about him. 0.98
00:11:36.000 They promised that they would do better and they would be the adults in the room and everything would be just normal and lovely when they got into power and now they've got into power and rather than improving on Trump you've got A president who is completely off with the pixies. 0.97
00:11:50.000 You've got a vice president who the very best thing about her is that she can do a bad French accent. 1.00
00:11:56.000 And given that clip of Nancy Pelosi, you have a Speaker of the House who apparently doesn't know her Arthur from her Martha.
00:12:04.000 I like the whole 50s look that she has going on.
00:12:06.000 I do!
00:12:07.000 It's sort of rockabilly, but without all the tattoos and meth.
00:12:10.000 Yeah, it's true.
00:12:11.000 Yeah, I do.
00:12:12.000 I think it's a good look.
00:12:13.000 I think it's a good look, and I didn't really hear what she was saying, but I assume it was pretty bad.
00:12:17.000 By the way, if you hear me saying no, it's because Joe Louis is in the studio, and he's not supposed to be chewing his paw right now, and he's chewing it, so... It's because I was licking myself.
00:12:24.000 Yes!
00:12:25.000 Well, so is Gerald.
00:12:26.000 He was getting ready for the body shaver because one of you is going to be getting his luscious locks.
00:12:31.000 You're not.
00:12:32.000 Not at all.
00:12:32.000 It's not happening.
00:12:33.000 He uses argon oil on his... No, no.
00:12:36.000 No, I don't.
00:12:36.000 He does candle wax and then rips it off.
00:12:41.000 Okay, we'll move on to this, because we're going to be talking about media corruption here with the Biden laptop story and Ukrainian refugee issue.
00:12:46.000 It's just, look, if you want to know public enemy number one, it's not only traditional media, it's traditional media and, of course, big tech.
00:12:54.000 And they are one and the same now because of the advertising dollars.
00:12:56.000 unfortunately now they're in an unholy relationship with the lady you just saw.
00:13:00.000 Not attractive 50s Australian, I mean Nancy Pelosi and the White House. 0.97
00:13:04.000 So Babylon Bee for people who don't, you know, they're a satire website.
00:13:08.000 Satire, yeah.
00:13:08.000 Like a right-leaning onion and funnier. Onion used to be great, onion pretty tough now
00:13:13.000 to read, but they were suspended from Twitter. A satire site.
00:13:18.000 Really?
00:13:18.000 And here's what's so confusing about this, because it's not really satire, but it technically is satire, and wherever you line up on this, either way, according to Twitter, it's hate speech.
00:13:29.000 So, their tweet read, The Babylon Bee's Man of the Year is Rachel Levine.
00:13:38.000 And that violated Twitter's hateful conduct.
00:13:42.000 Rule.
00:13:42.000 Oh.
00:13:43.000 Which is, look, USA Today, this is the one thing too, we all know these titles don't we? 0.94
00:13:46.000 USA Today's, you know, their Women of the Year used to be a figurative dick measuring contest and now it is a literal dick measuring contest. 0.98
00:13:53.000 It is. 0.99
00:13:55.000 I'm just glad that white men are getting all of women's awards. 0.88
00:14:00.000 Because white men have had it hard for too long.
00:14:00.000 Yes, yes.
00:14:02.000 And swimming titles.
00:14:02.000 And swimming titles.
00:14:03.000 I think it's important.
00:14:04.000 That Leah Thomas swam her balls off. 0.98
00:14:06.000 It's important. 0.99
00:14:07.000 And it takes balls to be the Woman of the Year, guys. 1.00
00:14:09.000 I am surprised that that dick didn't slow her down. 1.00
00:14:12.000 Well, you know, there's shrinkage in those pools. 1.00
00:14:15.000 Doesn't create drag.
00:14:15.000 I was in the pool!
00:14:16.000 Just tucked it like Buffalo Bill.
00:14:18.000 Is it like a rudder?
00:14:19.000 That was Leah Thomas' warm-up before it was going, I want me!
00:14:25.000 Put the swimsuit in the basket! 1.00
00:14:26.000 Time to be a champion.
00:14:27.000 I would watch you lap.
00:14:29.000 I would watch you lap. 0.98
00:14:30.000 And you can, by the way, the thing is too, when Leah Thomas... Yeah, it's easy when you don't have breasts. 1.00
00:14:34.000 Yes, when Leah Thomas... They're buoyant! 0.96
00:14:37.000 They're buoyant devices!
00:14:39.000 It's like the seat cushion on an airplane, only, you know, more fun.
00:14:42.000 The thing is, with Leah Thomas, the coach, I don't know if you could hear, the coach was yelling, you know, they always encourage you, the coach was yelling, slow down!
00:14:52.000 Because the preliminaries just lapped them.
00:14:54.000 We know that this guy, man, by the way, I'm not saying male, female, and that's another thing.
00:14:58.000 People talk about the term sex versus gender.
00:15:02.000 Rachel Levine was referred to as female four-star admiral by this administration. 0.99
00:15:06.000 Female is a biological term. 1.00
00:15:07.000 Look, it's not about Gender versus sex.
00:15:10.000 I've always been telling you that.
00:15:12.000 Gender was a grammatical term.
00:15:13.000 They just wanted to just get their foot in the door.
00:15:15.000 And now, guess what?
00:15:16.000 Well, look, if it's about gender versus sex, okay. 0.80
00:15:19.000 So you're gender, social, right?
00:15:21.000 Sociological.
00:15:22.000 Okay, you identify as a woman.
00:15:23.000 Right.
00:15:24.000 But sports are separated by biology.
00:15:28.000 So even if you want to argue women of the year with USA Today, you can't argue the NCAA swimming titles.
00:15:34.000 My point is, they're just going to keep on going down the trail to the point where you can't forbid your six-year-old son from puberty blockers, unless they take your child away from you.
00:15:43.000 It was never about taking a dump in a Target with a fake mustache.
00:15:48.000 So really, if Chris Brown had just put a bow in his hair, he'd just be an excellent boxer.
00:15:53.000 He just needed the Minnie Mouse dress.
00:15:56.000 Everybody would have been clapping for his bravery.
00:15:58.000 Yes.
00:15:59.000 Yes.
00:16:00.000 What did she say to you?
00:16:01.000 Yeah, exactly.
00:16:02.000 To set you off like that?
00:16:03.000 Exactly.
00:16:04.000 Ma'am.
00:16:04.000 Rihanna.
00:16:05.000 Well, she wouldn't stop complaining about the umbrellas. 0.84
00:16:08.000 Yeah, where was it?
00:16:09.000 Ella, Ella, Ella.
00:16:10.000 I get it, I get it, I get it!
00:16:12.000 I'll find it!
00:16:13.000 Eh, eh, eh, ah!
00:16:15.000 Start swinging.
00:16:15.000 Give me a minute!
00:16:16.000 You blame him?
00:16:17.000 Yeah, I can't blame him.
00:16:18.000 I thought my alarm clock was broken when that was playing.
00:16:20.000 I was like, Ella!
00:16:21.000 Ella! 0.96
00:16:22.000 Ella! 0.96
00:16:23.000 Ay! 1.00
00:16:25.000 Please don't stop that!
00:16:26.000 Please don't stop that! 1.00
00:16:27.000 Son of a bitch! 1.00
00:16:32.000 What time were we removed? 1.00
00:16:36.000 All right.
00:16:37.000 Does it work on TikTok?
00:16:38.000 Apparently it does on YouTube.
00:16:40.000 Well, now let's move on.
00:16:41.000 Oh, I feel like Price is right.
00:16:43.000 Like, we go from the Bahamas to the Maldives!
00:16:46.000 So right now, let's move on down to, well, we'll move up to Georgetown University.
00:16:51.000 So you guys know the Senate confirmation hearings for Biden's Supreme Court pick.
00:16:56.000 I want to make sure I get this name right.
00:16:57.000 Kentonji Brown-Jackson.
00:16:59.000 They began yesterday.
00:17:00.000 So everyone's been talking about that.
00:17:02.000 And this is really important because Clarence Thomas is in the hospital right now.
00:17:07.000 And they say he's going to be out in two days. 0.96
00:17:11.000 I just hope it's not we swap a black person for another black person, like the Fresh Prince mom. 0.99
00:17:15.000 Yes. 0.98
00:17:16.000 And they just hope that we don't notice.
00:17:17.000 That was really weird.
00:17:19.000 Yes.
00:17:19.000 You're like, she's not even the same color.
00:17:22.000 No, it's not.
00:17:23.000 She wasn't.
00:17:24.000 If they went into Sephora, they wouldn't be in the same aisle.
00:17:28.000 I never saw.
00:17:28.000 Oh!
00:17:30.000 Fresh Prince!
00:17:30.000 They changed the mom!
00:17:31.000 I've never heard about that!
00:17:32.000 Yeah, because he's colorblind.
00:17:33.000 You didn't notice that a dark black woman went to a very light-skinned woman who looked nothing like the other woman? 0.99
00:17:39.000 Yeah, I never watched the show that often until later and I never saw... just now I'm having that revelation.
00:17:46.000 Just to be clear, I don't mean this in a figurative sense, Gerald is actually colorblind.
00:17:49.000 I am partially.
00:17:50.000 Yeah, that's true.
00:17:51.000 That's why he doesn't see shades of black.
00:17:53.000 Yeah, I don't think there's a human on the planet that's black colorblind.
00:17:59.000 So, this is a big deal.
00:18:00.000 This guy totally does not understand racism.
00:18:02.000 He's like, no, I really don't get it.
00:18:03.000 I don't get it.
00:18:03.000 I don't understand.
00:18:04.000 Everybody's white to me.
00:18:05.000 It's weird.
00:18:05.000 It's like the pirates where they give them the black dot.
00:18:08.000 Like, you've been marked.
00:18:10.000 What is this?
00:18:10.000 I don't see anything.
00:18:11.000 It's the black dot.
00:18:12.000 It's just a sheet of paper. 0.92
00:18:14.000 It's your mark for death.
00:18:15.000 It's the black dot.
00:18:16.000 It's just a sheet.
00:18:17.000 There's no dot.
00:18:18.000 Everything is just clear.
00:18:19.000 Alright, give me your red dot.
00:18:23.000 Can't see that either.
00:18:23.000 Just keelhaul.
00:18:24.000 I'm red-green.
00:18:25.000 We don't need all the theatrics.
00:18:27.000 So, uh, the Supreme Court hearings are starting.
00:18:29.000 But, uh, last month, uh, Georgetown... This is a story that happened last month.
00:18:33.000 Georgetown professor, uh, Ilya Shapiro was put on administrative leave.
00:18:39.000 Specifically for criticizing Biden's, now to be clear, saying that Biden shouldn't be picking, former Vice President Biden, shouldn't be picking a Supreme Court nominee based on race and sex.
00:18:49.000 I don't know if it's sex or gender.
00:18:50.000 I think sex.
00:18:51.000 Whatever. 0.91
00:18:51.000 Ish. 0.91
00:18:52.000 Yes, please.
00:18:53.000 So sex, gender, race.
00:18:56.000 So this professor at Georgetown Right?
00:18:59.000 Highly prestigious.
00:19:00.000 It's a very prestigious school.
00:19:01.000 I don't even know about this much.
00:19:02.000 Yeah, yeah.
00:19:03.000 Great law school.
00:19:04.000 Great law school.
00:19:05.000 I mean, they all have the same textbooks, let's be honest.
00:19:06.000 Great-ish, I mean.
00:19:07.000 It's just, you know, you clerk because you have your name next to a school on your degree.
00:19:09.000 I don't know how much better these schools are than other schools, honestly.
00:19:12.000 It's good enough. 0.99
00:19:13.000 I know a guy from Harvard Law who's the dumbest human being I've ever met in my life. 0.99
00:19:16.000 Then I know someone who's brilliant. 0.99
00:19:17.000 Yeah.
00:19:18.000 So, this professor, Georgetown, put on administrative leave for criticizing Biden, making that a priority, the racial preference with the nominee, and then specifically, some of the students were really upset about some tweets.
00:19:30.000 Let me read you the tweets.
00:19:32.000 This is from the professor.
00:19:34.000 Shri... Shri... Shrini... Okay, I want to make sure I get this name.
00:19:39.000 He wrote, objectively, best pick for Biden is Shri Shrinivasan.
00:19:45.000 Shri Shrinivasan, I think, is the term he said.
00:19:47.000 But, alas, doesn't fit into the latest intersectionality hierarchy, so we'll get lesser black women. 1.00
00:19:54.000 Then he also wrote, because Biden said he's only considering black women for Supreme Court, his nominee will always have an asterisk attached, fitting that the court takes up affirmative action next term.
00:20:07.000 Wow.
00:20:08.000 Now, at the very end of that first quote, we'll always get a lesser, or we'll get a lesser, like, I mean, his point is true, that's the lesser candidate, right?
00:20:16.000 But it sounds, I can see how it sounds a little bad.
00:20:19.000 Well, here's the thing, the students lost their minds.
00:20:21.000 Oh, it's not lost your mind territory, it's just like... They lost their minds.
00:20:26.000 And by the way, he's right about always having an asterisk next to it.
00:20:28.000 If you go back to a change my mind that I did at UT Austin, and I said that affirmative action is racist, this one girl, it's one of the most heartbreaking change my minds I've ever done.
00:20:35.000 She sat down, she was black, and she said, well, you know, for me, I think that I needed it, you know, what about people like me?
00:20:43.000 And I said, well, what about a person like you?
00:20:46.000 She said, well, I'm here at UT.
00:20:47.000 And I said, and you don't think you would have made it here to UT in Austin?
00:20:50.000 You don't think you would have made it in if not for affirmative action? 0.88
00:20:52.000 She said, well, I don't know.
00:20:53.000 I said, well, what were your grades like?
00:20:54.000 And she was top of her class.
00:20:56.000 I said, what were your extracurriculars like?
00:20:58.000 And she had a ton of extracurriculars.
00:21:00.000 She wrote a great paper.
00:21:02.000 I said, what are your grades like here at UT?
00:21:04.000 And she was straight A student.
00:21:07.000 I said, this is really sad.
00:21:09.000 So I said I look at you, and I hear what you're telling me, and I think that you're a perfect student.
00:21:14.000 I think you should be able to punch your ticket and go to any university you want to, and I don't think that it should have anything to do with your race.
00:21:19.000 It's sad to me.
00:21:20.000 Do you think that the only reason you're here at UT is because of your race?
00:21:26.000 And she said, I'd like to think not.
00:21:28.000 I said, well, I'm telling you it's not.
00:21:30.000 And that's my problem with affirmative action.
00:21:31.000 And then she agreed.
00:21:32.000 That was sad to me.
00:21:33.000 You robbed someone of that feeling of self-accomplishment.
00:21:37.000 So a student then partaking in a sit-in, they actually asked the administration for a place to go and cry.
00:21:42.000 Now, I know, here's the thing.
00:21:43.000 You're used to hearing this from like gender studies students, right, or feminists, because we expect them all to be weak. 1.00
00:21:48.000 These are your future lawyers, judges, clerks.
00:21:52.000 There's no crying in law school!
00:21:54.000 There's no crying in law school!
00:21:55.000 Come on! 0.61
00:21:56.000 Come on, guys!
00:21:57.000 So, they asked, is there an office that they could go to?
00:22:01.000 They said, I don't know what it would look like, but if they want to cry, if they need to break down, where can they go?
00:22:06.000 Because we're at a point where students are coming out of class to go to the bathroom to cry.
00:22:13.000 What?
00:22:13.000 Law students have to leave class.
00:22:15.000 Crying in the boardroom.
00:22:17.000 Yes, yes.
00:22:19.000 By the way, I don't know if you know this, Professor Shapiro suggested another, another female minority!
00:22:24.000 Yes, I, that, wait, I'm sorry, you're saying that name was, uh... Suggested another, yeah, Shrevevian?
00:22:30.000 Whatever the hell it is, I can't even pronounce it!
00:22:32.000 That wasn't like a white Anglo-Saxon last name?
00:22:34.000 I can't write, I can't read Sanskrit.
00:22:36.000 I mean, why, why is there preference for a black woman to be the next Supreme Court Justice? 0.99
00:22:40.000 This is a totally legitimate...
00:22:43.000 Not only grievance, but a discussion for a professor to have.
00:22:46.000 Hey, look, do we really want to be picking... So it went from... This is why I say it's not about gender versus sex.
00:22:53.000 In this case, affirmative action wasn't about giving people a fair shake to correct historical injustices.
00:22:59.000 Where does it go?
00:23:00.000 Well, we have affirmative action.
00:23:01.000 And now it's, wait, hold on a second.
00:23:02.000 We don't even want a professor to be able to say that a judge to the highest court in the land should not be picked exclusively based on race and gender.
00:23:11.000 That is not even an opinion that's allowed.
00:23:14.000 We need a room to go cry and break down.
00:23:16.000 These are going to be the people running your country.
00:23:19.000 Yes, to the future court-appointed attorneys.
00:23:22.000 Yes!
00:23:24.000 Crying in the bathroom.
00:23:26.000 How are you gonna do anything?
00:23:28.000 Anything in life at all?
00:23:30.000 Yeah.
00:23:30.000 I mean pay a bill.
00:23:32.000 Anything at all in life if you have to cry during here if you hear something you don't like?
00:23:37.000 Well this is the way this is what universities have become is just eliminate voices you don't like.
00:23:41.000 Don't send your kids to school ever.
00:23:43.000 Well in safe spaces.
00:23:44.000 I was at Notre Dame and I was in one of the common areas and there was a room that said safe space for students of color and I was like... Why?
00:23:51.000 When?
00:23:51.000 At Notre Dame?
00:23:52.000 At Notre Dame!
00:23:53.000 When you went there?
00:23:54.000 No, no, no.
00:23:54.000 When I went back last year.
00:23:56.000 Notre Dame, there's probably like four people in that room.
00:23:58.000 Yeah, I was gonna say.
00:23:59.000 It's where you go to buy drugs. 0.87
00:24:01.000 That was actually three people.
00:24:01.000 Is it an Irish guy?
00:24:02.000 Right, yeah.
00:24:05.000 I don't understand the concept of running to your group to be able to say what you need to say.
00:24:15.000 I thought the whole purpose was to have conversations with other people.
00:24:18.000 That's what diversity does, is it gives you perspective.
00:24:20.000 And if you only go and have perspective with people like you, you get rid of diversity.
00:24:23.000 Well, here's the thing.
00:24:24.000 Now it's not only about eliminating diversity among the student body, but also the professors.
00:24:28.000 Of course.
00:24:29.000 Which is why you see some schools where some schools have not won.
00:24:32.000 Conservative professor.
00:24:33.000 You can go back through all references available at loudmouthcutter.com, by the way.
00:24:36.000 You can go back through some previous show maps.
00:24:38.000 It is unbelievable.
00:24:39.000 Nowhere else in the population do you see this imbalance of left versus right.
00:24:44.000 You see it in Hollywood, you see it in media, and you see it in education.
00:24:50.000 That's about it. It really should be hard for a man to cry.
00:24:53.000 I'm sorry. Yes. Like it just is a natural thing.
00:24:56.000 I'm not like it's not really like they act like it's beat into you. It's not. No it's not. You
00:25:01.000 know you have to bury your bulldog. You cry. You lose a relative. You cry. You get kicked in the
00:25:06.000 nuts for the first time. Maybe you cry. You cry later though. 0.99
00:25:09.000 Even when you lose like your dad, it's five years later and you're watching Home Improvement, I know from experience.
00:25:14.000 Yes, exactly.
00:25:14.000 It's just like, it's not that easy.
00:25:17.000 You shouldn't just bawl your eyes out because you heard something you didn't like.
00:25:21.000 No, it doesn't make any sense.
00:25:21.000 It makes zero sense.
00:25:22.000 No, and this is the thing, they say it's toxic masculinity, right, that's being conditioned into young men.
00:25:27.000 It's not true.
00:25:28.000 This is an active form of conditioning, where they want to tell young men, do you want to cry?
00:25:32.000 Cry. 0.75
00:25:32.000 Do you need a room? 0.75
00:25:32.000 We'll give you a room to cry. 0.75
00:25:33.000 You should cry.
00:25:34.000 It's actually not a great thing to cry.
00:25:37.000 There's nothing wrong with men crying when appropriate, but encouraging men to cry where they wouldn't otherwise cry, and it's incredibly inappropriate, is definitely not good for our society.
00:25:48.000 Well listen, Brendan Fraser in Bedazzled wouldn't cry at that tweet.
00:25:53.000 Does anybody get the reference?
00:25:54.000 I do get the reference, but I'm just sad that you brought it up.
00:25:59.000 I did, I did have showtime when I was a kid and I was too hungover to find the remote.
00:26:06.000 You want to reference Constantine next?
00:26:09.000 How about Courage Mountain with Charlie Sheen?
00:26:12.000 You got some good Jake Speed references for us?
00:26:15.000 Hudson Hawk on your schedule for today?
00:26:17.000 Actually, that was pretty good.
00:26:20.000 That is a movie I watched too many times.
00:26:21.000 Why did they play that on a loop?
00:26:24.000 Well, you played it on a loop.
00:26:25.000 You were too high to hit stop.
00:26:27.000 It was prison, Dave.
00:26:28.000 Well, yeah.
00:26:29.000 HBO 2 came out and they were like, I think we can just do Hudson Hawk for a while.
00:26:33.000 Yes!
00:26:35.000 That's worth a second.
00:26:36.000 It's more of a palate cleanse.
00:26:37.000 This really is, though, it's a terrifying time to be alive in this country, to know that we are going into unprecedented territory.
00:26:45.000 Everyone all, ah, these kids, that's not music, you know, because the Beatles said they wanted to hold your hand.
00:26:49.000 Okay, I get it.
00:26:50.000 All right, fine.
00:26:51.000 This is a little bit different, though, when we are talking about a new generation of people who don't believe that men and women are a thing.
00:26:58.000 Who don't believe that there are differences between men and women. 1.00
00:27:00.000 Who don't believe that there's an appropriate time.
00:27:03.000 Who've actually been taught that the idea of pulling yourself up by your bootstraps is an archaic ideology.
00:27:09.000 It's one that's actually insulting.
00:27:10.000 It's toxic masculinity.
00:27:12.000 That they shouldn't have to live their life hearing any opinions with which they disagree. 0.98
00:27:17.000 And these are the people who are also, by the way, being proclaimed intellectuals because they happen to be the only ones able to tolerate, pardon me, the bullshit in higher education.
00:27:28.000 You're going to see a divide where intelligent people, people with common sense, people with likely higher IQs are not going to want to go to Ivy League universities. 0.71
00:27:37.000 They're not going to want to go to public universities.
00:27:39.000 They're not going to want to have to deal with it.
00:27:42.000 And that's why they want to make a college degree, the new high school degree, where everyone has to have one to be employed.
00:27:47.000 You shouldn't need it.
00:27:48.000 You should be good at your job.
00:27:49.000 I really just want us to go to performance-based pay across the board.
00:27:53.000 That's the only way we pull ourselves out of this rut, is the market slaps some reality into these kids.
00:27:58.000 Because if you show up as some gender-bending, blue-haired feminist who doesn't like to hear that your boss says, that's not the way you clean the cappuccino machine, they're going to drown you in it. 1.00
00:28:07.000 They should. 0.56
00:28:08.000 Pretty much, right?
00:28:08.000 Yeah, or back to, like, you know, white people.
00:28:10.000 Right.
00:28:11.000 Well, you know, in the emerging markets right now, in countries that are coming up, nobody gets to say that.
00:28:16.000 You have to work hard.
00:28:18.000 We just have had so much success.
00:28:19.000 You're living off of the success of your parents right now.
00:28:22.000 That's it.
00:28:23.000 And it won't last very long until we have a real problem in this country.
00:28:26.000 I think people are living off the mediocrity of a lot of their parents.
00:28:28.000 Well, it's really the greatest generation.
00:28:30.000 It's your parents' parents right now.
00:28:32.000 Or the welfare. 1.00
00:28:33.000 It's all crap. 1.00
00:28:34.000 Everyone sucks. 1.00
00:28:36.000 I wish I had a better attitude, but I'm just black billed. 1.00
00:28:40.000 I can't see that coming.
00:28:41.000 By the way, stop taking the pills in my desk.
00:28:44.000 It's not what you think they are.
00:28:46.000 Enjoy the pretty colors.
00:28:47.000 Hey, lottothcreditor.com slash tour.
00:28:50.000 You can go see, we're adding shows all the time.
00:28:52.000 Me and Dave, we're going to be in Tulsa, Oklahoma.
00:28:53.000 There are some seats left, May 14th.
00:28:55.000 Tulsa, Oklahoma, May 14th.
00:28:57.000 And June 18th, we add another show at Pike's Peak.
00:28:59.000 Or sorry, Colorado Springs, Colorado.
00:29:01.000 It's at the Pike's Peak Center, but it's in Colorado Springs, June 18th.
00:29:03.000 We had to add a whole new show, so there are tickets there.
00:29:07.000 And just check lottothcreditor.com slash tour, because we're adding Dates all the time, and we don't mention all of them on the show.
00:29:12.000 And you won't have any Brendan Fraser jokes.
00:29:14.000 We will not.
00:29:15.000 Have you seen him lately?
00:29:16.000 You should.
00:29:17.000 Yeah, well, he was in that show where I assume that's why he had to gain weight because he looked like a balloon of Brendan Fraser.
00:29:22.000 He looks like Rodney Dangerfield.
00:29:23.000 Yeah, a little bit.
00:29:24.000 He should play Rodney Dangerfield in a movie.
00:29:25.000 Do me a favor and guess.
00:29:26.000 Guess one reason why a teenager would watch that movie.
00:29:30.000 What movie?
00:29:30.000 Oh, come on.
00:29:31.000 We all know the answer.
00:29:31.000 Bedazzled?
00:29:32.000 We all know the answer.
00:29:33.000 That's because Brendan Fraser's dimples are just... I can get lost in them.
00:29:36.000 Yes, that is true.
00:29:37.000 I could go swimming in those dimples. 0.95
00:29:39.000 You guys are giving me crap for watching a movie where basically it's Elizabeth Hurley. 0.89
00:29:43.000 Looks beautiful in any outfit they put her in because she's constantly changing into different characters. 0.96
00:29:48.000 Of course I'd watch that movie.
00:29:50.000 I'm not saying you should, I'm just saying that's why I did.
00:29:52.000 No, what you're saying, though, is you hope the devil looks like Elizabeth Hurley because you've sinned and you're going to meet him.
00:29:59.000 Well, that's actually probably how the devil's going to show up.
00:30:01.000 It's not going to be a creaky coffin.
00:30:03.000 It's going to be a secretary who looks like Elizabeth Hurley. 1.00
00:30:05.000 Well, then hail Satan.
00:30:07.000 Jeez!
00:30:09.000 You don't need to go see Elizabeth Hurley movies anymore.
00:30:11.000 She has an Instagram for crying out loud.
00:30:13.000 Oh, that's true.
00:30:14.000 You don't have to sit through bedazzled.
00:30:16.000 You don't have to sit through bedazzled.
00:30:18.000 We've come a long way.
00:30:19.000 Yeah, we really have.
00:30:20.000 You want to see Heather Graham? 0.99
00:30:21.000 Just follow her. 1.00
00:30:22.000 You don't need to freeze frame it on the boob that you see in all Heather Graham films. 1.00
00:30:26.000 It's like she has it in her rider.
00:30:27.000 Graham is in her name.
00:30:29.000 It's telling you not to watch her movies.
00:30:30.000 Go to Instagram.
00:30:32.000 Okay.
00:30:32.000 Insta-Heather Graham.
00:30:34.000 Now let's move on to Hunter Biden's laptop.
00:30:36.000 Alright, well look, I know this seems like remedial for some of you.
00:30:40.000 But it's not.
00:30:41.000 It shouldn't be.
00:30:42.000 Because you know the story's true.
00:30:44.000 I know the Hunter Biden laptop story is true because we had Mayor Giuliani on the show and he showed the laptop for the very first time on the show.
00:30:50.000 He's like, you mean this?
00:30:52.000 This laptop right here.
00:30:52.000 I'm like, that's the laptop?
00:30:54.000 He looked at a computer repair shop.
00:30:55.000 I have it right here.
00:30:56.000 I'm like, don't show that!
00:30:57.000 And then the next day he was raided by the Feds.
00:30:59.000 And they didn't take the laptop.
00:31:00.000 They didn't take the laptop.
00:31:01.000 They took everything else.
00:31:02.000 They took his humidor.
00:31:03.000 They took everything that wasn't child porn.
00:31:05.000 Yeah, right.
00:31:06.000 He's holding the laptop up, said, take this, please investigate.
00:31:09.000 They don't want to look at his laptop.
00:31:10.000 It's like staring into a mirror, isn't it?
00:31:14.000 FBI.
00:31:14.000 So the New York Times reported last Friday that, in fact, Hunter Biden's laptop The bad one.
00:31:22.000 The one that we know about.
00:31:22.000 There's three.
00:31:23.000 I'll get to that in a second.
00:31:24.000 That it was real.
00:31:26.000 Oh, a news that's fit to print!
00:31:28.000 Just a little too late.
00:31:29.000 Here's the thing.
00:31:30.000 It actually wasn't mentioned in the article at the New York Times until paragraph 24.
00:31:36.000 Oh, wow.
00:31:37.000 24.
00:31:38.000 It needs to be in the title and the entirety of the article.
00:31:42.000 We screwed up.
00:31:42.000 You trusted us.
00:31:43.000 It was real.
00:31:44.000 The end.
00:31:45.000 So that's below the fold, you're saying.
00:31:46.000 It's below the fold.
00:31:47.000 It would be after the mad folding, and that's the end of the magazine.
00:31:50.000 Oh, that's odd.
00:31:51.000 Do you think this would have affected the election, maybe, in any way?
00:31:55.000 I got some numbers for you, so put on your mouth guard.
00:31:57.000 Don't let them hit you in the teeth.
00:31:58.000 Here's what it says.
00:31:59.000 Paragraph 24.
00:32:00.000 Those emails were obtained by the New York Times from a cache of files that appear to have come from a laptop abandoned by Mr. Biden in a Delaware repair shop.
00:32:08.000 I know you guys are all saying, yeah, yeah, we know.
00:32:11.000 No, the point is, most of the country did not know.
00:32:13.000 You know!
00:32:15.000 Most of the country didn't know.
00:32:16.000 Certainly not the New York Times readers.
00:32:18.000 The email and others in the cache were authenticated by people familiar with them and with the investigation.
00:32:24.000 You mean you, at your cocktail party with the Bidens.
00:32:26.000 You finally said, hey, was there anything to that laptop with all the kiddie porn and crack?
00:32:32.000 Yeah, that was me.
00:32:33.000 I better do an addendum here.
00:32:35.000 OK, thanks.
00:32:36.000 Was it Hunter Bidens like everybody said it was?
00:32:38.000 Yeah.
00:32:38.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:32:39.000 So here's the thing.
00:32:40.000 Wow.
00:32:42.000 There are three laptops. 0.64
00:32:44.000 Right, so he left one at a repair shop, one was seized by the feds, so that's two, and then we just found out there's a third one that it may or may not have been stolen by Russian drug dealers because he was taping himself having sex with a Russian woman, who I'm sure was just into him personally. 0.75
00:33:01.000 Oh yeah, yeah. 0.94
00:33:02.000 Liked him for him.
00:33:03.000 And they were going to use, they may or may not be using it for blackmail.
00:33:06.000 So this is Hunter Biden going, uh, maybe I should get out ahead of this one.
00:33:10.000 This is his lawyers, I guarantee you, going, all right, look, Hunter.
00:33:13.000 Hunter, okay, you have this laptop.
00:33:15.000 All right.
00:33:15.000 New York Times just confirmed it.
00:33:16.000 There was the other laptop seized by the feds.
00:33:19.000 We are doing our best to defend you, big guy.
00:33:22.000 Is there anything else that you are not telling me?
00:33:25.000 No.
00:33:26.000 There's nothing else.
00:33:28.000 What was that?
00:33:28.000 What was that?
00:33:29.000 It seemed like a...
00:33:33.000 We know about House in Malibu and all the escorts.
00:33:37.000 Is there any more homemade porn than we already know about? 0.97
00:33:41.000 There's one more where I was using the webcam to film myself engaging in intercourse with a Russian prostitute and the Russian drug dealers may or may not be using it to blackmail me. 0.87
00:33:49.000 Okay, Hunter, this is information that would have been useful to me yesterday!
00:33:54.000 What is their new strategy to flood the market with Hunter Biden laptops?
00:33:57.000 It's like, oh, we hear a story about a laptop every week now.
00:34:00.000 Just desensitize them to Hunter Biden child pornography. 1.00
00:34:04.000 God, he's an idiot. 1.00
00:34:05.000 So remember, this was, of course, the media. 1.00
00:34:09.000 Actually, you know what?
00:34:09.000 Before this, before we play Clip B, can I play Clip 1?
00:34:12.000 Remember.
00:34:13.000 Former Vice President Joe Biden, and I want to sort of run through this with you.
00:34:16.000 You have the White House, you have the FBI, you have the media, you have big tech.
00:34:20.000 But first, let's go to former Vice President Joe Biden when he was asked about the Hunter Biden scandals.
00:34:25.000 And it gets better than the initial part of the clip.
00:34:28.000 As much as you don't want it to happen, you know that the people who want to make hay in Washington are going to try to use your adult son as a cudgel against you.
00:34:43.000 How do you feel about that, and what do you have to say to those people?
00:34:46.000 Well, look, uh... I have... We have great confidence in our son.
00:34:53.000 Why?
00:34:54.000 I'm not concerned about any accusations made against him.
00:34:59.000 It's used to get to me.
00:35:01.000 I think it's kind of foul play.
00:35:03.000 But look, it is what it is.
00:35:06.000 He's a grown man.
00:35:07.000 He is the smartest man I know.
00:35:09.000 I mean, in pure intellectual capacity.
00:35:14.000 And as long as he's good, we're good.
00:35:16.000 Well, he's not good.
00:35:17.000 As a father, I understand that, and I admire that.
00:35:21.000 Well, you shouldn't!
00:35:23.000 He's the smartest man you've known!
00:35:25.000 Three laptops!
00:35:26.000 How about you just give... How about he's smart enough to stop buying laptops?
00:35:31.000 Just install an app!
00:35:32.000 Find my cracktop!
00:35:33.000 He can at least get one or two... one of the three back!
00:35:37.000 Well look, in all fairness, Joe Biden has spent the last, you know, 700 years in politics, and there aren't that many bright people apparently in politics, so it is the smartest person he knows.
00:35:45.000 There are fewer bright people in politics than there are child pornographers.
00:35:50.000 There are fewer bright people in politics than there are child pornographers who lose three laptops.
00:35:56.000 Lose.
00:35:57.000 Well, usually when the FBI takes the laptop, they also take the guy who owns it.
00:36:01.000 Right.
00:36:02.000 Especially considering that he's the videographer.
00:36:05.000 He was the cinematographer.
00:36:06.000 He wasn't just engaging in sex with a minor, he was Fellini-ing it!
00:36:10.000 You're like, is that a Dutch angle?
00:36:12.000 Look at me!
00:36:14.000 The lighting is spectacular.
00:36:16.000 It absolutely is spectacular.
00:36:17.000 I felt like I was watching Chinatown. 0.86
00:36:19.000 That was amazing.
00:36:20.000 We're not worried about it.
00:36:21.000 We think it's foul play.
00:36:22.000 Do you understand the liability, first off, not only of this being his son?
00:36:26.000 And we act like he's a kid.
00:36:27.000 He's a grown-ass man. 0.66
00:36:28.000 He's a man with hair plugs. 0.64
00:36:28.000 His son. 0.64
00:36:29.000 I'm not talking about former Vice President Biden.
00:36:31.000 He's in his 50s.
00:36:31.000 And he was cutting business deals with his father internationally.
00:36:35.000 Do you have any idea the kind of leverage that they would have on him? 0.94
00:36:39.000 For crying out loud, people had Hoover by the balls because he dressed up like a woman every now and then. 1.00
00:36:45.000 He was making millions from a company that he was the CEO of while just living in Malibu doing crack. 0.98
00:36:51.000 Yes, and drywall.
00:36:53.000 Seriously, the best job ever.
00:36:56.000 This is gypsum.
00:36:56.000 We can make that into drugs.
00:36:57.000 So I want to rewind back in time because this would have been, and now you know, October surprises.
00:37:03.000 If Democrats drop them, it'll be everywhere. 0.58
00:37:07.000 If a true October surprise drops from conservatives, Republicans, big tech and media will just black it out.
00:37:12.000 And now you know, we don't need to talk about Russia meddling in an election.
00:37:16.000 We have big tech meddling.
00:37:17.000 You don't even need to talk about votes and absentee ballots.
00:37:20.000 I mean, people who, by the way, have been indicted for ballot tampering or pallets of votes showing up in Detroit at 3.30 a.m.
00:37:30.000 in red flyer wagons.
00:37:31.000 It's okay.
00:37:32.000 It's fine.
00:37:32.000 Before we get to any of that, burying a significant story which happened from the president, the entire government, our intelligence officials, the FBI, Oh, big tech?
00:37:46.000 That's enough to have changed this election.
00:37:48.000 That's all you need.
00:37:48.000 It's enough.
00:37:49.000 So, in case you've forgotten, you remember that media did not want to report on this story when it broke prior to the election, and of course tried to dismiss it as, what, something Russian disinformation, which was the actual lie.
00:38:01.000 For all we know, these emails are made up, or maybe some are real and others are fakes.
00:38:06.000 We don't know.
00:38:07.000 That's right, you don't.
00:38:08.000 But we do know that this is a classic example of the right-wing media machine.
00:38:12.000 A tip from Bannon and a hard drive dump from Rudy led a former producer for Sean Hannity's show to write a story for the New York Post that gets splashed on the front page that Rudy then used to trash the Bidens all over Fox, and they're doing it almost every hour of the day, and Trump has been hyping the drama for days on end, and this is how it goes on and on.
00:38:29.000 Now let's pull up Don Jr.' 's tweet from just a little while ago.
00:38:32.000 How, he says, how will the media attempt to sweep this one under the rug?
00:38:37.000 That is the meta-narrative.
00:38:38.000 That's the big story they're telling.
00:38:40.000 All about grievance, and bias, and victimhood.
00:38:44.000 And you think it's the biggest issue to campaign on?
00:38:47.000 I think it's one of the biggest scandals I've ever seen.
00:38:50.000 And you don't cover it.
00:38:52.000 You want to talk about... Well, because it can't be verified.
00:38:55.000 You want to talk about insignificant things.
00:38:57.000 I'm telling you.
00:38:58.000 I just didn't want to.
00:38:59.000 Excuse me.
00:39:00.000 They found a laptop.
00:39:01.000 Leslie.
00:39:02.000 Leslie.
00:39:04.000 Go to Rudy Giuliani's apartment!
00:39:07.000 That's right, they have it.
00:39:09.000 The family on the left, he's gone into hiding.
00:39:14.000 For five days he's gone into hiding.
00:39:16.000 He's preparing for your debate.
00:39:18.000 Oh, it's taken him five days to prepare.
00:39:22.000 And this is what they do, right?
00:39:23.000 Brian Stelzner.
00:39:24.000 They go, we just don't know.
00:39:25.000 No, you don't want to know.
00:39:26.000 It can't be verified.
00:39:27.000 You haven't even attempted to verify it.
00:39:29.000 Yeah.
00:39:30.000 You have not even attempted to verify it.
00:39:32.000 Just like with Project Veritas.
00:39:33.000 Just like when we here infiltrated Antifa and someone got arrested with the weapon that they handed to my producer that day!
00:39:41.000 They had no interest in verifying it whatsoever, nor did the FBI, who we later found out, one of the members of the FBI who we were working with as it related to infiltrating Antifa, part of the sting who plotted the Whitmer murder.
00:39:51.000 Yeah, we found that one out.
00:39:52.000 They were trying to honeypot us and it didn't work because it turns out there were just decent people here so they moved on down the trail.
00:39:57.000 My point is this, the media says we don't know.
00:39:59.000 Well, you can know.
00:40:00.000 We didn't verify.
00:40:01.000 How about you verify?
00:40:02.000 It's like when Ilhan Omar married her brother.
00:40:04.000 Like, well, we couldn't verify it, so it's not not true?
00:40:07.000 Okay, it's your job.
00:40:09.000 Verify it!
00:40:11.000 Right.
00:40:12.000 And Brian Stelter there, you could very, very clearly see all he was doing.
00:40:18.000 All he was doing was carrying water for the Biden administration, or the previous guy trying to get elected to become the administration.
00:40:24.000 He was basically just carrying water for the guy.
00:40:26.000 And it was so obvious to us at the time, if you want to cover that story and you don't know that it's real, you can say, big if true, something along those lines and say, this is breaking, we cannot confirm it yet.
00:40:38.000 Yes.
00:40:38.000 Yes.
00:40:38.000 for a very very long time on Russia and this is big if true.
00:40:41.000 Turns out it wasn't true which is what brings us to the next point. Are institutions, they
00:40:45.000 want to claim that we're sowing distrust?
00:40:46.000 Well I'm not sowing distrust so much as I am... You shouldn't trust them! 50 former 0.70
00:40:51.000 intelligence officials signed a letter calling the emails.
00:40:54.000 Yeah. Right?
00:40:55.000 Calling some of the information on these laptops, Russian disinformation, which we know is verifiably false.
00:41:01.000 As you now know, I'm not saying it, the New York Times is saying it.
00:41:04.000 So they had to sign a petition to change a narrative?
00:41:06.000 Yes.
00:41:06.000 Pretty much.
00:41:07.000 Wow.
00:41:07.000 They say, we're intelligence officials, so you know you can trust us.
00:41:11.000 Well now that, I'm not saying this, the New York Times is saying that obviously the story is confirmed, so those officials, are they going to be brought up on charges?
00:41:18.000 Somebody should.
00:41:19.000 Is anyone going to face any... First off, they should face charges for election meddling.
00:41:24.000 They should face charges for at least being... I don't know if you can be an accessory, but anyone who didn't verify or had access to this laptop, child pornography!
00:41:34.000 Just to be clear, I don't think there's a charge for incestuous pornography, but there should be, because it's gross, and if you do that, Ilan Omar loses office.
00:41:40.000 My point here is...
00:41:43.000 This has been going on for a long time and they don't... So, what happened before the election?
00:41:46.000 Right before the election, Facebook limited the spread of the New York Post story.
00:41:49.000 Okay, you know that.
00:41:50.000 Twitter flat-out locked the New York Post out of its account.
00:41:54.000 They banned the post and they blocked users from sharing the article.
00:41:58.000 So, this is the only takeaway that you need.
00:42:02.000 It's enough for an unfair... freest and safest election in history.
00:42:05.000 Best, yes.
00:42:06.000 There were polls going around.
00:42:09.000 That if people had known about this story, if people had known about this scandal, there was a poll that showed 9.4% of swing state voters would have changed their votes.
00:42:19.000 9.4% doesn't sound like a lot, but in swing states, that's enough!
00:42:23.000 That means that Trump, Donald Trump, would have won Pennsylvania, Michigan, Wisconsin, Georgia, Arizona, Nevada!
00:42:35.000 Would have been a wipeout!
00:42:38.000 And think about this for a second, the consequences of, again, let's set up, we're gonna have the Allies and the Axis. 0.96
00:42:43.000 The Axis, okay, who do we have? 0.99
00:42:44.000 We have former Vice President Biden and his screw-up son.
00:42:47.000 We have Nancy Pelosi, we have everyone in the DNC, okay, so hold DNC, let's put them there. 0.56
00:42:51.000 Then we have the media, legacy media, ABC, CNN, CBS, MSNBC, all of them.
00:42:55.000 Everyone not named Fox News.
00:42:57.000 All of print, outside of New York Post.
00:43:01.000 Then who else we have?
00:43:02.000 We have the FBI, we have intelligence officials, FBI, CIA, DOJ.
00:43:08.000 Then who else do we have?
00:43:09.000 We have the most powerful companies that have ever existed in Google, YouTube, Facebook, Twitter.
00:43:14.000 All of them decided, you're not going to know about this story because we can't verify it.
00:43:19.000 No one in this chain of command said, hey, you know what?
00:43:22.000 Let's verify this is true because we are on laptop number three.
00:43:26.000 So rather than Russian meddling, which is what the intelligence officials tried to sell you, we now know that if this had not been throttled by big tech and their lackeys in media and government, we would not only have President Trump.
00:43:37.000 Think about it.
00:43:38.000 What are the consequences?
00:43:39.000 We very likely wouldn't have sky-high inflation.
00:43:42.000 We very likely wouldn't have the Russia-Ukraine conflict.
00:43:45.000 We absolutely wouldn't have had the Afghanistan withdrawal.
00:43:49.000 And we likely would have had a bounce-back economy without you being perpetually locked down.
00:43:53.000 That's all because of tech media censorship, who, by the way, are being directed by this government.
00:43:58.000 You just saw Psaki calling for them. 0.95
00:44:01.000 All because of tech censorship of one key story.
00:44:07.000 That just changed the course of this country forever.
00:44:11.000 Think about that for a second. 0.99
00:44:12.000 The next time they're trying to tell you, oh, Flankernews and John Hannity, just shut up. 1.00
00:44:16.000 Just shut up. 1.00
00:44:17.000 Please. 1.00
00:44:18.000 For crying out loud. 0.52
00:44:19.000 Notice they always bitch about one network. 0.99
00:44:20.000 It's like, yeah, but what about all of the other ones? 0.91
00:44:23.000 Yeah.
00:44:24.000 You know how they never covered Twitter blocking it and then not letting them repost?
00:44:29.000 Not letting them keep that original post.
00:44:30.000 I'm sorry.
00:44:30.000 When they came back and said, you know, we actually made a mistake.
00:44:33.000 mistake are bad right? Are bad. Now they can't it's like well they can just
00:44:37.000 repost the article. What about the millions of people potentially that had
00:44:41.000 seen that? Certainly hundreds of thousands at the time that it got put out.
00:44:44.000 No many many many many millions. You don't get those views back.
00:44:46.000 Let alone how the algorithm favors it. You have to pause and then just say oops
00:44:50.000 we're sorry. Right. That's it. And then at that point by the way the media just
00:44:54.000 And Twitter had to ban it because it's not a true story.
00:44:56.000 And then months later, well, over a year later after the election, the New York Times is like, well, you know, actually, it turns out it was true.
00:45:02.000 Well, wait, hold on, hold on a second, because your paper should be burned to the ground if that's the case.
00:45:07.000 Somebody else should own it.
00:45:08.000 Well, the problem is they knew it was true at the time.
00:45:10.000 Of course.
00:45:11.000 That's what bothers me the most about it.
00:45:12.000 Yes.
00:45:13.000 And the lack of respect.
00:45:14.000 Yes.
00:45:15.000 Mostly.
00:45:16.000 Well, the sex.
00:45:19.000 Yes. 0.98
00:45:20.000 The sex that Hunter had with maybe or maybe not his niece. 0.94
00:45:24.000 Yes. 0.92
00:45:25.000 That hurt the most.
00:45:26.000 What hurts the second most is the lack of respect.
00:45:28.000 Not that it was particularly respectful of sex.
00:45:29.000 No, and the third was that they knew.
00:45:31.000 Yes, the third was that they knew.
00:45:32.000 The point is, as Oprah would say, it's multilayered.
00:45:35.000 It's like her book club.
00:45:35.000 She likes books that are multilayered because she gets to say multilayered.
00:45:42.000 By the way, really quickly, before we move on to the Ukrainian refugee crisis, we actually tried opening a crotter shop in a gentrified, quarter-black neighborhood, and it did not go well. 0.99
00:45:53.000 Will that be all?
00:46:01.000 No, actually, man, I was checking out that shirt, and I want to get one for myself.
00:46:04.000 Do you have one of those around here?
00:46:07.000 No.
00:46:07.000 It's available at CrowderShop.com.
00:46:09.000 It's this hateful, racist show I watch. 0.95
00:46:13.000 So you're racist? 0.98
00:46:16.000 I watch it ironically. 0.97
00:46:17.000 Everybody who watches the show is racist. 0.98
00:46:20.000 Everybody who is on the show is racist. 1.00
00:46:23.000 You're racist. 1.00
00:46:24.000 I'm racist. 0.99
00:46:26.000 And you don't have that here?
00:46:28.000 No.
00:46:28.000 At the store?
00:46:30.000 No, it's racist ironically store, CrowderShop.com.
00:46:33.000 CrowderShop.com!
00:46:37.000 Head over to the shop, support the fight, and buy some cool threads.
00:46:41.000 It's the T.I.T.S.
00:46:42.000 Pajamas.
00:46:42.000 It's the T.I.T.S.
00:46:42.000 Pajamas.
00:46:42.000 It's the T.I.T.S.
00:46:43.000 Pajamas.
00:46:43.000 It's the T.I.T.S.
00:46:44.000 Pajamas.
00:46:44.000 It's the T.I.T.S.
00:46:44.000 Pajamas.
00:46:44.000 It's the T.I.T.S.
00:46:45.000 Pajamas.
00:46:45.000 It's the T.I.T.S.
00:46:45.000 Pajamas.
00:46:45.000 It's the T.I.T.S.
00:46:46.000 Pajamas.
00:46:46.000 It's the T.I.T.S.
00:46:53.000 Pajamas.
00:46:55.000 It's the T.I.T.S.
00:46:55.000 Pajamas.
00:46:55.000 It's the T.I.T.S.
00:46:56.000 Pajamas.
00:46:56.000 It's the T.I.T.S.
00:46:57.000 Pajamas.
00:46:59.000 It's the T.I.T.S.
00:47:02.000 Pajamas.
00:47:02.000 It's the T.I.T.S.
00:47:04.000 Paj I'm a child.
00:47:08.000 I'm sorry, I didn't realize.
00:47:10.000 That hurts so much.
00:47:12.000 Well, it hurt that person so much.
00:47:13.000 Yeah, that's not me.
00:47:13.000 Yeah, that's your twin.
00:47:15.000 Yeah, it's my triplet.
00:47:16.000 It's your twin brother.
00:47:17.000 I just realized we're actually going over time and I have to go prepare.
00:47:19.000 I have a change my mind that will be coming out.
00:47:21.000 Hey, by the way, just so you know, hint for the change my mind that's going to be happening.
00:47:25.000 It's going to be at a, can I say it's going to be at a, it's going to be at a school.
00:47:29.000 A school.
00:47:30.000 A lot of times people don't realize 50% of the change my minds are just in a street corner.
00:47:33.000 Yeah.
00:47:35.000 UNT.
00:47:35.000 And then, uh, we're going to be- hey, I don't think that biological, uh, males should be allowed to compete in, uh, women's sports.
00:47:41.000 Really?
00:47:42.000 So I expect the reaction from many people to be this.
00:47:43.000 AAAAAAAH! 0.99
00:47:45.000 And I'll be like, hey, what do- AAAAAAAH!
00:47:48.000 It should be, uh...
00:47:50.000 Yep.
00:47:50.000 Yep.
00:47:50.000 It's going to be a lot of fun.
00:47:51.000 So we're over time.
00:47:52.000 I have to go get ready for this.
00:47:54.000 And the Ukrainian refugee crisis story is one that I want.
00:47:58.000 Just let me just give you a quick, let me give you a briefer on it.
00:48:01.000 We'll talk about it tomorrow.
00:48:01.000 The media wants you to think that, you know, we only care about refugees from Ukraine because they're white.
00:48:06.000 It's not true.
00:48:06.000 We accept more non-white refugees.
00:48:09.000 Poland, by the way, has accepted more Ukrainian refugees than any country in the world right now.
00:48:12.000 And they've been excoriated for not doing enough.
00:48:15.000 And the real issue here is that, of course, Americans want to support women and children who are fleeing a country at war, as opposed to military-aged men who are fleeing non-persecution because they're Muslim in the Middle East, and it's been going on since forever.
00:48:28.000 So we're going to talk about it tomorrow.
00:48:29.000 The point is this.
00:48:30.000 Don't let anyone make you think that you're racist if you look at Ukrainian refugees as less of a problem than, say, ISIS defectors.
00:48:39.000 Yeah.
00:48:39.000 That sounds right.
00:48:39.000 Well, we still have a whole segment.
00:48:40.000 We'll do it tomorrow.
00:48:42.000 I'm going to, we're going to go to Mug Club right now.
00:48:44.000 By the way, I didn't say smash that like button.
00:48:46.000 You need to.
00:48:46.000 You guys need to smash the like button, especially if you want, you know, smash the like button if you want more Change My Minds, because it's pretty tough for us to do now with security.
00:48:53.000 You know, I got that acid milkshake.
00:48:55.000 I looked like Katie Holmes for a bit.
00:48:57.000 So it's amazing what they can do with tear duct surgery.
00:49:00.000 Smash the like button.