Louder with Crowder - Is CNN Creating Propaganda AND Pedos? (Allegedly) | Louder with Crowder

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00:00:39.000 Okay, Claire, I understand manual labor isn't for everyone, but we do have another option available here that I think you'll find quite satisfactory.

00:00:46.000 It does pay around $94,000 a year.

00:00:49.000 However, it requires travel extensively across the country, often across the globe, long hours, and there are no weekends.

00:00:57.000 However, the bonus structure and the benefits are quite impressive.

00:01:00.000 Yeah, I just...

00:01:03.000 You know, we can.

00:01:05.000 Well, allow me to perhaps narrow this down.

00:01:08.000 Do you find that it's very important to have two-day weekends?

00:01:12.000 Definitely.

00:01:13.000 And manual labor's right out?

00:01:15.000 Mm-hmm.

00:01:16.000 Now, what about the long hours and traveling?

00:01:18.000 If you have weekends off, are you willing to work 16-hour days?

00:01:21.000 No.

00:01:21.000 No, no.

00:01:22.000 Hmm.

00:01:22.000 Now, are you willing to go to a trade school?

00:01:25.000 I already have a master's in gender studies, so... Right, right.

00:01:30.000 That would be wasted time otherwise.

00:01:31.000 Hmm.

00:01:32.000 Well, there is a position available that maybe you'll find satisfactory.

00:01:39.000 My secretary. 1.00

00:01:40.000 F**k you, a**hole! 1.00

00:01:42.000 That was to be expected. 1.00

00:01:43.000 Well, I don't think this is going to work out. 0.99

00:01:45.000 What are you hearing from Gloria Allred, you patriarchy piece of s**t? 1.00

00:01:49.000 Yes, I suspected you were an insufferable b**ch. 1.00

00:01:51.000 Well, take care. 0.99

00:01:52.000 I hope you find what you're looking for in life.

00:01:54.000 My guess is, you'll be fat and lonely for a long time.

00:01:58.000 I'm not sure. 0.99

00:02:07.000 You're a strange animal. That's what I know. You're a strange animal. I'm not the fault. I'm the speediest one. 0.98

00:02:33.000 I'm the fastest one.

00:02:42.000 That's a nice aerated sip.

00:02:43.000 You have to mix it with the air, right?

00:02:47.000 That's exactly right, if you're being an affected wine snob.

00:02:50.000 Yeah, is that what you do?

00:02:51.000 You aerate it?

00:02:51.000 Yeah, yeah, I'm fine with it, too, because it's usually really good wine.

00:02:54.000 And then stay single for the rest of your life?

00:02:55.000 Nope, got married.

00:02:56.000 So, hold on a second, I just realized Dave was filling in.

00:02:59.000 Let me adjust this to human height here.

00:03:01.000 Hey! 0.99

00:03:03.000 That is a good idea, though.

00:03:04.000 Yeah, it's not a bad idea.

00:03:05.000 I'll adjust it to non-CNN producer sexual preference height.

00:03:10.000 We should be talking about that today.

00:03:11.000 CNN just can't get away from the pedophilia. 0.99

00:03:14.000 Child rape. 1.00

00:03:16.000 They can't get away from it. 0.95

00:03:17.000 We'll be talking about that today.

00:03:18.000 Chris Cuomo and one of his producers with underage sex trafficking.

00:03:24.000 And I do have a couple of questions for you.

00:03:26.000 Why do you think it is so prevalent right now?

00:03:29.000 Why do you think this is coinciding with maps?

00:03:31.000 Jeffrey Epstein, we see this everywhere.

00:03:34.000 Comment below.

00:03:34.000 It's the best thing you can do for the algorithm.

00:03:36.000 We've talked about this in the past.

00:03:37.000 Why do you think you see it everywhere?

00:03:40.000 And we're also going to be talking about The gas prices and the state of the economy because, I don't know if you know, former Vice President Biden complained that he wasn't getting great coverage, and all of it changed, and now all coverage is slightly more enamored than before.

00:03:56.000 I heard they were tough on him.

00:03:57.000 Don Lemon brought out pom-poms, so we'll be talking about all of that, but first, Gerald A., how are you?

00:04:02.000 I am well.

00:04:02.000 That was just on Lemon's Friday night.

00:04:04.000 That's a normal thing.

00:04:04.000 Yes, exactly.

00:04:05.000 Don't worry.

00:04:06.000 How are you, sir?

00:04:07.000 I'm alright.

00:04:07.000 Doing alright?

00:04:08.000 Yeah, I like the shirt.

00:04:09.000 Thank you.

00:04:09.000 Yeah, well, I appreciate it.

00:04:11.000 It's just plain white, so I don't know what you're, uh... Well, no, it looks comfy.

00:04:14.000 That's how I know his compliments don't mean anything.

00:04:16.000 It's just all his compliments.

00:04:17.000 Yeah, exactly.

00:04:18.000 When something is a nice-looking shirt, you say it looks comfy.

00:04:20.000 I think both can be true.

00:04:21.000 Just like when you're selling a date, a blind date, to a friend.

00:04:24.000 You're like, well, she's reliable.

00:04:25.000 You don't know how to take a compliment.

00:04:27.000 Okay, thanks.

00:04:28.000 You're dressed like a prisoner.

00:04:30.000 You're dressed like a prisoner.

00:04:32.000 White is the new orange is the new... Alright, I retract it.

00:04:35.000 That's a terrible shirt, sir.

00:04:37.000 Yeah, well what are you doing, dressed like Mike Rowe? 0.98

00:04:39.000 Go get yourself a dirty job, son of a... See, this doesn't work either way. 0.98

00:04:41.000 Corner Black is here. 0.99

00:04:42.000 Hey, I for a... on one hand...

00:04:45.000 I am offended by your shirt.

00:04:46.000 Yeah, perfect.

00:04:46.000 It's a dog whistle.

00:04:48.000 Yes.

00:04:48.000 I feel aggressed upon.

00:04:49.000 See, someone gets it.

00:04:51.000 Someone gets it.

00:04:52.000 Thank you.

00:04:53.000 Someone gets it.

00:04:54.000 And he is here.

00:04:56.000 He's the quickest man on his feet.

00:04:57.000 He, January 16th, will be at the Crest Theater in Sacramento, but a 4 p.m.

00:05:01.000 show has been added to the February 12th show at the Majestic in Dallas because I will be opening for him.

00:05:07.000 Wow!

00:05:07.000 Doing an all-new set and probably recording Dave Landau's special in Dallas, February 12th.

00:05:12.000 So tickets go on sale now.

00:05:14.000 Dave Landau!

00:05:15.000 Ahoy! 0.99

00:05:15.000 How are you, sir? 0.99

00:05:16.000 I'm great.

00:05:17.000 Pretty good.

00:05:17.000 I had a good weekend.

00:05:18.000 Yeah?

00:05:19.000 What'd you do?

00:05:19.000 Yeah.

00:05:20.000 Well, we had Christmas parties for my son and his friends.

00:05:24.000 Nice.

00:05:24.000 While we watched the Heisman deal.

00:05:26.000 And then, yeah.

00:05:28.000 Had a good show Friday.

00:05:29.000 I'm sure that he was thrilled to watch the Heisman Show.

00:05:31.000 Oh, no, we let them have fun and do kids things. 0.97

00:05:33.000 Right, right, right.

00:05:34.000 And then I joined them for Lasertag.

00:05:36.000 Oh! 0.60

00:05:36.000 And I hurt all those kids very bad. 0.60

00:05:38.000 That's the only way to play.

00:05:41.000 If there aren't a few parent-to-child facepalms, you're doing Lasertag wrong.

00:05:45.000 Yes, I'm the Billy Madison to dodgeball, what I am to Lasertag.

00:05:49.000 Boys, come over here and play Lasertag! 0.99

00:05:51.000 Well, I'm gonna punch you! 1.00

00:05:52.000 So... 1.00

00:05:54.000 A couple of things.

00:05:55.000 If this show gets, because we will be talking about child pedophilia over there at CNN, not talking about stelter today.

00:06:00.000 No.

00:06:01.000 If this gets removed from YouTube, if you are watching, you can watch it live on Rumble.

00:06:05.000 It's live Monday through Thursday, 10 a.m.

00:06:07.000 Eastern.

00:06:07.000 Of course, Spotify, Apple, Android, we can't broadcast live there, but you can watch it live, Rumble, Mug Club.

00:06:14.000 If we are not on YouTube, we will let you know.

00:06:16.000 Now, the last show is next Tuesday, and it's December 18th.

00:06:20.000 If you are in Dallas or Fort Worth, Or is that December 18th?

00:06:23.000 No, that's the 21st, sorry.

00:06:24.000 But Saturday, if you're in Dallas or Fort Worth and you need some presents, or your kids need some presents, Santa Crowder's going to be spending a few hours with kids, delivering some presents and letting them sit on the old knee.

00:06:37.000 There you go.

00:06:38.000 Hey, I feel, look, just also there are still things that are entirely innocent.

00:06:41.000 This isn't CNN here.

00:06:42.000 Right.

00:06:43.000 Should they bring their passports?

00:06:45.000 Yes.

00:06:45.000 Oh.

00:06:45.000 Yeah.

00:06:46.000 Well, I'll accept the QR code, yeah.

00:06:48.000 Yes.

00:06:48.000 No, no, I meant just to make sure they're not foreign, not vaccine.

00:06:52.000 Oh, well, no, no, no.

00:06:53.000 I just want the QR code.

00:06:54.000 Right.

00:06:55.000 And that's Saturday, December 18th.

00:06:56.000 That's why.

00:06:57.000 Yes.

00:06:58.000 Before we move on to anything else, this is important, most pressing.

00:07:00.000 Jimmy Fallon, I guess you must have seen how well the Colbert vaccine song did.

00:07:06.000 Right.

00:07:07.000 Oh, no.

00:07:07.000 And you're able to put us in the, because we're gonna be reacting to this, I guess.

00:07:11.000 Unfortunately.

00:07:12.000 They wanted to jump in Jimmy Fallon with his own song.

00:07:18.000 We have to see if they're sponsored by Moderna, Pfizer, what kind of ads are being run on these shows.

00:07:24.000 Because this is at the point where they're not even attempting comedy.

00:07:27.000 I believe Pfizer is actually sponsored, and again, I don't want to get thrown off, but I believe that they're sponsoring a lot of shows.

00:07:34.000 That makes total sense.

00:07:34.000 That's what I hear.

00:07:35.000 They're not sponsoring this show.

00:07:37.000 No.

00:07:37.000 No, we just have Bill Barswalter and, uh, what else?

00:07:39.000 I don't care.

00:07:42.000 We do.

00:07:42.000 Of course I care.

00:07:43.000 I'm just saying, I don't care.

00:07:44.000 If Pfizer could come in and say, you will never have to work again. 0.87

00:07:47.000 Water, anti-gay vitamins. 0.99

00:07:49.000 Yes, yes, that's true. 0.92

00:07:50.000 Electroshock therapy.

00:07:52.000 Basically, I want you eating a Bilt Bar being dipped back like Shutter Island and coming back up to watch more of this show.

00:07:58.000 That's the perfect viewer.

00:08:01.000 Greg Kinnear Films.

00:08:02.000 Yes, Greg Kinnear Films.

00:08:06.000 The intermittent wiper.

00:08:07.000 Okay, so Fallon decided to jump on in with his comedic take on the booster version of the song.

00:08:15.000 It's Megan Thee Stallion.

00:08:17.000 Ariana Grande.

00:08:17.000 Oh great, do you have anyone else I hate?

00:08:19.000 Y'all know what time it is.

00:08:22.000 It's time to get those boosters.

00:08:24.000 Oh God.

00:08:25.000 Boosters.

00:08:29.000 Is that the one who licked the donuts and said she hated America? 1.00

00:08:33.000 Probably, yeah.

00:08:35.000 Yeah. 1.00

00:08:36.000 Is he gonna have sex with a dog? 1.00

00:08:38.000 What was that? 1.00

00:08:40.000 Probably the safest bet.

00:08:41.000 He was playing chess and losing.

00:08:43.000 Is that a guy in a ghillie suit?

00:08:50.000 None of you are wearing masks.

00:08:51.000 No!

00:08:52.000 Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!

00:08:54.000 Oh, there you go!

00:08:59.000 They cut slits into them on the tree.

00:09:01.000 That's not gonna work.

00:09:10.000 I have that same rug.

00:09:13.000 Oh, okay, yeah.

00:09:16.000 Of course, Megan.

00:09:16.000 Why is she wearing bugles, buddy?

00:09:22.000 Can I get a real nurse, please? 1.00

00:09:25.000 Or a sexy nurse. 0.99

00:09:27.000 But an actual sexy nurse. 0.99

00:09:28.000 Either an actual nurse or an actual sexy nurse. 1.00

00:09:30.000 Did you just pour lube on the turkey?

00:09:32.000 No, no, no.

00:09:33.000 You guys have proven to everything.

00:09:35.000 Oh, yeah.

00:09:37.000 Well, that'll be potable. 0.98

00:09:39.000 That'll be good when it kills everyone. 0.96

00:09:42.000 You know what?

00:09:43.000 I will say, though, I'm absolutely thrilled that he didn't manage to sandwich in his Bowie and Mick Jagger impressions.

00:09:48.000 Yeah, that's true.

00:09:49.000 That is surprising.

00:09:50.000 And he didn't laugh at it.

00:09:51.000 I don't know.

00:09:52.000 Sometimes, I don't know, I do impressions.

00:09:55.000 Come on, do it to me! 0.98

00:09:57.000 And it's time for a boost!

00:09:59.000 Bowie!

00:10:02.000 There's no way he could have broke during that.

00:10:04.000 There's nothing to break at.

00:10:06.000 I bet you there's a bunch of B-roll like, it's time for a booster!

00:10:10.000 Here's an egg!

00:10:14.000 Then he slams a pint, punches a wall and breaks his hand.

00:10:16.000 Yes, exactly!

00:10:19.000 He's just like you and me!

00:10:20.000 He's just like us!

00:10:22.000 He's always joyous, unless you meet him, I hear.

00:10:24.000 Yeah, do another Matchbox 20 impression, you absolute hack.

00:10:31.000 That's so bad.

00:10:32.000 Colbert did it worse, though, let's be honest.

00:10:34.000 There was some production value to this, but not good content.

00:10:38.000 Did they pay Megan Thee Stallion to do that?

00:10:41.000 Because that's not like an appearance, and it's not like she's proud of it.

00:10:43.000 I mean, she's not going to do it for free.

00:10:45.000 You know she's vaccine-hesitant.

00:10:46.000 Is she?

00:10:47.000 For sure.

00:10:47.000 Well, come on.

00:10:49.000 I mean, her demographic.

00:10:50.000 Well, her and the other one who was a pop star. 0.98

00:10:55.000 Lizzo! 0.98

00:10:56.000 Cardi B?

00:10:56.000 Nicki Minaj?

00:10:57.000 Nicki Minaj, thank you.

00:10:58.000 Yeah, but she's actually more based. 1.00

00:11:00.000 Yeah, now. 0.99

00:11:01.000 He was like, I was gonna get a booster, but then my brother's best friend's sister's cousin in Barbados got big-ass balls! 0.99

00:11:06.000 Yeah, his balls swell up. 0.98

00:11:08.000 He tried, he got the big ball. 0.97

00:11:09.000 He's working on those for a year, what are you talking about? 0.99

00:11:11.000 His balls swell up, is that just because he was just not having sex with you for years? 1.00

00:11:15.000 Yeah! 1.00

00:11:15.000 They got blue! 1.00

00:11:17.000 We put nine masks on a tree, his balls were still huge! 0.99

00:11:22.000 Tree's still got COVID! 0.99

00:11:23.000 I got tree balls! 0.99

00:11:25.000 And masks! 0.86

00:11:25.000 I didn't have a mask so I put on the tree mask! 0.86

00:11:27.000 Turns out it didn't create a good seal!

00:11:30.000 Why would... this is... it's enough already.

00:11:33.000 Yeah.

00:11:33.000 It's destroying the world and we're just slowly letting it... this is now the second year in a row that I... oh just... Well here's the thing too!

00:11:42.000 Just stop! 0.89

00:11:43.000 We weren't planning on talking about this with the Omicron, okay?

00:11:46.000 Yeah.

00:11:46.000 We'll talk about it tomorrow.

00:11:47.000 The Omnicorp virus?

00:11:48.000 Yes, the Omnicorp.

00:11:49.000 Don't do it!

00:11:50.000 Because then people are just gonna see clips and they're gonna see me say Omnicron and I'm like, why does Steven not know what he's talking about?

00:11:55.000 It's your fault!

00:11:56.000 You do this to me!

00:11:57.000 I'm sorry.

00:11:58.000 No, you're not. 1.00

00:11:59.000 The Omnicorp shit. 1.00

00:12:03.000 I just think if we call it Omnicorp, we'd get away with it. 1.00

00:12:05.000 Okay, the Omnicorp virus.

00:12:06.000 That's a good call.

00:12:07.000 The Omnicorp virus.

00:12:08.000 Just like calling, what's her name, Megan Thee Stallion, Lizzo.

00:12:11.000 And they'll be like, I didn't say it about her.

00:12:13.000 I don't know.

00:12:14.000 I have no idea. 1.00

00:12:14.000 It was the other fat whore. 1.00

00:12:17.000 You know how mad she'd be if you poured hand sanitizer all over her dinner? 1.00

00:12:21.000 Yeah, I know you'd think so.

00:12:23.000 She would eat it.

00:12:23.000 Ah, you ruined my chitlins!

00:12:25.000 She would eat it.

00:12:26.000 I wouldn't say she wouldn't, but... I don't know.

00:12:28.000 She wouldn't enjoy it as much.

00:12:30.000 If you do it over a Popeye's chicken sandwich, it'd be an improvement. 1.00

00:12:34.000 Shut up, shut up, I don't care. 0.82

00:12:36.000 So, the Omicron variant, when you think about this, and all references will be available at LatterEarthCounter.com, we'll do a whole segment on it tomorrow, is, okay, they are now saying that it outcompetes the Delta variant. 0.99

00:12:47.000 Right.

00:12:47.000 So basically it's going to, they're projecting, wipe out the Delta variant, it's far more transmissible, and as far as I know, no deaths yet.

00:12:54.000 No reported deaths.

00:12:55.000 No reported deaths, and very, very mild symptoms.

00:12:57.000 We don't know.

00:12:58.000 Hold on a second.

00:12:59.000 Could you ask for anything better?

00:13:02.000 Something that wipes out the other variants which had the absolutely just devastating mortality rate of 0.3% and now it's less than that and people don't even get bad symptoms and it's guaranteed to be the variant that you catch sometime in the next... I mean, when do you have Omicron parties?

00:13:22.000 You couldn't write it better!

00:13:26.000 Fauci said, I want you to write a list, okay, of everything you want in a variant.

00:13:31.000 And Frank Luntz in his toupee and sneakers is like, okay, raise your hand if you want it to be more transmissible.

00:13:35.000 Raise your hand.

00:13:35.000 And then it'll be like, okay, more transmissible, it will destroy the Delta variant, and it doesn't even hurt.

00:13:40.000 I'm like, here you go!

00:13:41.000 And God gave it to us.

00:13:44.000 Right?

00:13:44.000 He would be against that.

00:13:45.000 It's like the version of AIDS that didn't kill you.

00:13:47.000 Yes.

00:13:48.000 No, no, no, no, no, no, no.

00:13:49.000 You should not be doing this.

00:13:50.000 If you spike the punch, it'll probably just kill all the germs.

00:13:53.000 Right.

00:13:53.000 Ah.

00:13:54.000 I would have a party and be like, drink alcohol.

00:13:56.000 It might take care of it.

00:13:57.000 Just gargle with Everclear.

00:13:59.000 That's all you gotta do.

00:14:00.000 Get some Mohawk.

00:14:02.000 No, I loved it.

00:14:03.000 You stop it.

00:14:03.000 All right.

00:14:04.000 No, I have all that stuff at home.

00:14:05.000 When the second there was a pandemic, I just went and bought a bunch of Everclear Mohawk, the 180 proof liquor, because I know it could turn into hand sanitizer.

00:14:11.000 I knew if crap went down, I could use it for trading.

00:14:14.000 Also, if I was a drunk or I had a drunk who had some valuable stuff that I wanted from him, I could use it. 0.98

00:14:20.000 Barter system, man.

00:14:22.000 I'm sorry, I'm going off the rails, but remember early on they were saying, don't try and make sanitizer that can't be made at home with home liquor.

00:14:28.000 I was like, really?

00:14:29.000 I don't believe that.

00:14:30.000 This is what they said earlier on.

00:14:31.000 Now, keep in mind, most of the hand sanitizer that you got in the shortage came from distilleries.

00:14:35.000 What they meant to say was, you can't use alcohol that's 40%.

00:14:39.000 Well, not all Alcohol is 40%.

00:14:42.000 I have 12, 15-year cask-strength bourbon that's 60, 70% I think.

00:14:49.000 120 proof?

00:14:51.000 Ever clear?

00:14:52.000 180 proof?

00:14:52.000 It's 90%?

00:14:53.000 You have to dilute it to make it effective.

00:14:56.000 And they were just lying to people saying, don't try and make it at home.

00:14:59.000 How about you be accurate and say, it needs to be 60% alcohol?

00:15:02.000 They just told people, don't try and make it at home so that then we can use this reinvestment act to get distilleries on board to make it for you to do exactly what you could have done at home.

00:15:10.000 No, absolutely.

00:15:11.000 But that was one of the ways that they lost her trust early on, and then they wonder why people don't trust them when stuff like this happens, where... A year and a half later.

00:15:18.000 Yeah, the Omicron variant is out there and it's like, oh my gosh, everybody, like the UK was thinking about locking down, other countries locked down, and it's like, but it's doing nothing.

00:15:26.000 It's got nothing.

00:15:27.000 We don't have, yet, right?

00:15:28.000 As of today, we don't have any evidence that says it's something that we should be super scared of.

00:15:33.000 Right.

00:15:34.000 I clean all my bullet wounds with Jack Daniels.

00:15:36.000 Yeah.

00:15:37.000 Always have.

00:15:37.000 You and Kesha.

00:15:38.000 That's right.

00:15:39.000 That's my girl.

00:15:42.000 Clean my gash with the bottle of Jack.

00:15:45.000 Is that what she sings?

00:15:46.000 No, I don't know.

00:15:47.000 I bet she does.

00:15:48.000 I think she's dead.

00:15:49.000 Is Kesha dead?

00:15:50.000 I don't know.

00:15:50.000 What?

00:15:51.000 I assume so.

00:15:52.000 Looks like it.

00:15:52.000 So here's something else too right now, just in case you weren't worried about the state of affairs in all capacities.

00:15:59.000 On Saturday, you guys know about the space launch there, Dave.

00:16:02.000 Yeah, I was really excited about it because it's such a great thing.

00:16:05.000 Yes, it's unbelievable.

00:16:06.000 It's one big step.

00:16:07.000 Well, it's one small step for whatever kind this is.

00:16:11.000 The first pansexual went into space, but then we found out a pansexual Furry. 1.00

00:16:18.000 What?

00:16:18.000 Yeah.

00:16:19.000 Now, I don't know if there are just... if there is such a backlog of qualified pansexual furry space travelers.

00:16:28.000 Yeah.

00:16:28.000 It's a limited field.

00:16:29.000 Or they just had to, you know, check and see who Miley Cyrus's Twitter followers were and pick from there.

00:16:34.000 But the point is, this is some... Why?

00:16:36.000 Why do we need to send a pansexual furry to space? 1.00

00:16:39.000 They probably saw the last minute of Armageddon, if you remember, where Bruce Willis puts on a panda head. 0.66

00:16:44.000 Yes.

00:16:45.000 Yes, that makes sense.

00:16:46.000 It's a deleted scene.

00:16:47.000 Or they wanted that last scene, what was it, with Matthew McConaughey?

00:16:50.000 What's the one where he goes to space?

00:16:51.000 Contact, I think?

00:16:52.000 No, Contact.

00:16:53.000 The more recent one.

00:16:53.000 The Christopher Nolan one.

00:16:55.000 Interstellar.

00:16:55.000 He's sitting there crying because he's looking at a furry kiss.

00:17:01.000 So Cameron Best is the person.

00:17:02.000 We actually found a video.

00:17:03.000 Pansexual furry Twitch streamer, well you're just checking all the right boxes, announced the trip to space in November. 0.99

00:17:11.000 Here is the... I warn you, if you have kids, there's nothing vulgar. 0.68

00:17:15.000 I just don't want them to normalize this.

00:17:21.000 If you guys don't mind, I'm gonna do this video as myself.

00:17:26.000 A little bit more personal.

00:17:28.000 So you're saying the other thing is not yourself?

00:17:30.000 There are probably a fair amount of you who don't feel like you're accepted for who you are.

00:17:37.000 You know, just because you're uniquely you.

00:17:39.000 Nope, you're something else, you just said it.

00:17:40.000 You may not feel like you have a place to shine because you feel like the world won't accept you.

00:17:47.000 Correct.

00:17:49.000 You see, I can't fix that by going to space.

00:17:56.000 But I do think there is value in my adventure.

00:17:59.000 I hope that you feel at least slightly more validated.

00:18:03.000 I hope that you can feel more confident knowing that one of your people was in space.

00:18:11.000 Wait, people?

00:18:11.000 One of your people!

00:18:13.000 First of all, you're not unique if you just join a sex club. 0.99

00:18:16.000 Oh, if you're not unique, you can also dress up like a cat. 0.99

00:18:22.000 And have sex with other people who dress up like cats. 0.97

00:18:24.000 Yeah, you're combing the hair of a unicorn while talking to a cat. 1.00

00:18:29.000 Go to hell. 1.00

00:18:32.000 I guarantee you. 0.99

00:18:33.000 If there were any doubt, like, I don't think, you know, Sodom and Gomorrah, even if the guy were to... If Sodom and Gomorrah were to turn back, and if they didn't turn into a pillar of salt, it'd be like, is that a guy brushing a skunk head? 0.93

00:18:45.000 Having sex? 0.99

00:18:46.000 What? 0.98

00:18:46.000 Salt. 0.98

00:18:47.000 It's like right next to Sodom.

00:18:48.000 Lord, do you let them make it?

00:18:49.000 Lord, if there remain ten non-furries!

00:18:55.000 He's like, oh, I saw what you guys are doing.

00:18:57.000 I've made another universe that's much better.

00:19:00.000 I'm already over here.

00:19:01.000 Good luck.

00:19:03.000 That's a broken clock.

00:19:06.000 Well, we've actually obtained exclusive footage now from Went Up Saturday of this pansexual furry's journey to space, and a lot of people didn't know that they're allowed to bring passengers, so there's a plus one.

00:19:17.000 Oh, okay.

00:19:18.000 So, history in the making.

00:19:20.000 Well, there's no gravity.

00:19:49.000 There are no limitations.

00:19:50.000 It's difficult.

00:19:51.000 I'm impressed.

00:19:53.000 I'm glad that's happening. 0.97

00:19:54.000 Pansexual, furry, gymnast. 1.00

00:19:55.000 In space, nobody can hear you orgasm. 1.00

00:19:57.000 No, nobody can hear you. 0.67

00:19:59.000 Or scream.

00:20:01.000 Scream. 1.00

00:20:01.000 I'm sorry, did I say a bad word? 1.00

00:20:03.000 Who do you think they look out for?

00:20:04.000 Each other's needs?

00:20:05.000 No.

00:20:07.000 They're deviants.

00:20:08.000 Here's the thing, and look, the reason people are like, Okay, hold on, let me try and gather my thoughts here.

00:20:13.000 Take a breath.

00:20:14.000 It needs to be mocked and laughed at every single step of the way.

00:20:18.000 Otherwise, ten years from now, kids will go, well, yeah, just a furry in space. 0.99

00:20:20.000 Yeah, yeah, just a pansexual furry at Wendy's. 0.97

00:20:22.000 What are you talking about? 0.94

00:20:23.000 It's not normal, okay?

00:20:26.000 It is not healthy.

00:20:28.000 It is not... It's a net burden to society when people are acting as though this is the same as male or female.

00:20:37.000 I understand.

00:20:38.000 And by the way, I understand.

00:20:39.000 You want to dress up like a sexy nurse. 0.89

00:20:41.000 Or you know what?

00:20:42.000 Maybe Halloween you dress up in a sexy cat outfit.

00:20:44.000 Maybe like that with them.

00:20:45.000 And like, ooh, Halloween you're dressed up as a sexy cat.

00:20:47.000 That's kind of nice.

00:20:48.000 Maybe keep the cat woman ears up. 1.00

00:20:50.000 That's a preference.

00:20:51.000 You don't go out and identify as I am. 1.00

00:20:54.000 He, her, likes to have sex with women in sexy Catwoman costumes, Z. That's not a gender. 1.00

00:21:00.000 It's just a preference, and we act like every single sexual proclivity that we have is our identifier.

00:21:07.000 It's friction!

00:21:10.000 I just love to hear, like, Houston, we have a problem, and it's just, they're ignoring him.

00:21:16.000 Houston.

00:21:17.000 You're cracking up.

00:21:17.000 I can't.

00:21:18.000 Oh, Houston.

00:21:19.000 Oh, my dad's there.

00:21:22.000 Yeah, the last thing you'd ever want, and I mean this sincerely, is to hear an explosion and then have a gorilla head floating in a pool. 0.96

00:21:30.000 Space forever.

00:21:31.000 Houston, I have a problem.

00:21:33.000 Yeah, we know.

00:21:34.000 Your dad never hugged you.

00:21:35.000 We don't need to talk about that now.

00:21:37.000 Yeah, we got it.

00:21:38.000 That is a very rickety ship.

00:21:40.000 Aliens turned around.

00:21:41.000 That's why we let you take it.

00:21:43.000 No.

00:21:44.000 We don't want that.

00:21:45.000 Where are they going?

00:21:45.000 Why don't they have me sleeping in the escape pod?

00:21:50.000 I'm sure I made the Uranus joke the last show, but where are they going for real?

00:21:53.000 Is it just in space?

00:21:54.000 Up and down.

00:21:56.000 Zero gravity and then back down.

00:21:57.000 And you know what the worst part is?

00:21:59.000 They're one of the few people who will be able to prove the Flat Earthers wrong. 1.00

00:22:03.000 See?

00:22:04.000 There you go.

00:22:04.000 Nobody will listen.

00:22:06.000 It's like West Side Story with morons. 1.00

00:22:08.000 Yeah. 1.00

00:22:09.000 That is their Yuri Gagarin.

00:22:10.000 That's their, I guess, Alan Shepard of their time.

00:22:13.000 They're going to look back decades.

00:22:14.000 Furries are the worst.

00:22:15.000 Yeah, I don't get it.

00:22:17.000 I get it.

00:22:20.000 What?

00:22:21.000 I get it.

00:22:22.000 So, if you want to know how I get it, follow me on Instagram.

00:22:25.000 No!

00:22:26.000 No!

00:22:26.000 Your questions will be answered.

00:22:28.000 Terrible.

00:22:28.000 Now, I didn't get to go to space, but I did take a rocket to Afternoon Delight.

00:22:33.000 Uh-oh.

00:22:34.000 What?

00:22:34.000 Dressed as a little bit of a skunk.

00:22:37.000 That's disgusting. 1.00

00:22:38.000 Skunk. 1.00

00:22:38.000 You're sick. 1.00

00:22:39.000 Call me Flower. 0.99

00:22:40.000 Quit.

00:22:41.000 Thumper.

00:22:44.000 That was his foot.

00:22:46.000 Alright! 1.00

00:22:46.000 Then they shoot my mom. 1.00

00:22:49.000 So! 1.00

00:22:50.000 Former Chris Cuomo producer is a pedophile. 0.98

00:22:55.000 So this happened this weekend. 0.98

00:22:57.000 Oh he doesn't even look a bit like one! 0.99

00:22:58.000 Not a bit!

00:23:01.000 Who would have known?

00:23:02.000 I love how he has the rosy after sex glow there. 0.82

00:23:05.000 Oh yeah. 0.89

00:23:05.000 Like what did he just, did he just come out of a Gymboree? 0.89

00:23:08.000 Yes he did.

00:23:11.000 He walked out of Chuck E. Cheese.

00:23:12.000 Yeah, his headset that he's wearing right now, he has Gap Kids on hold.

00:23:16.000 He walks in, he's like, you gotta stamp my hand for what?

00:23:18.000 I'm just hanging out, I like the pizza.

00:23:20.000 I'm hungry.

00:23:20.000 These guys are making Stelfer look positively normal.

00:23:24.000 So, Chris Cuomo, his former producer, was arrested for luring a nine-year-old.

00:23:28.000 Oh, good.

00:23:28.000 Well, girl in this case.

00:23:29.000 So, baby steps into sexual training.

00:23:33.000 This is after...

00:23:36.000 Arriving at Griffin's Vermont home, the nine-year-old girl was directed to engage in and did engage in illegal sexual activity.

00:23:42.000 Griffin began working at CNN in 2013 as a producer for Cuomo on New Day.

00:23:51.000 You know, this actually brings me to this is obviously terrible and depraved and these people 0.54

00:23:56.000 should be buried beneath the railroad tracks. But yeah, this is still when you understand 0.89

00:24:00.000 the relationship with Cuomo and some curious coincidences.

00:24:20.000 All right, so you wonder like, it seems like now every everywhere you throw, 0.67

00:24:25.000 you know, a stone or an AR-15 bullet, there's a pedophile.

00:24:29.000 Yes, there is. 0.92

00:24:30.000 Yeah. 0.98

00:24:31.000 And you can't swing a dead pedo without hitting another one. 0.98

00:24:35.000 You can't you can't swing a dead pedo or a skateboard. 0.99

00:24:39.000 Nope.

00:24:41.000 I was going to clip one.

00:24:43.000 They just look at the resumes at CNN and they're like, well, you see under hobbies, water skiing, golf, oh, and herding minors.

00:24:49.000 You're hired.

00:24:50.000 Yes.

00:24:50.000 Look at this.

00:24:51.000 Welcome.

00:24:51.000 Well, you know what?

00:24:52.000 You know what I appreciate?

00:24:53.000 Is your openness.

00:24:55.000 You could have hidden this, but you're brave.

00:24:58.000 This says I'm bold.

00:24:59.000 I'm here.

00:25:02.000 I don't think that's what it says.

00:25:03.000 Yes!

00:25:04.000 Go get her. 1.00

00:25:05.000 Couldn't be any more bold if you took a poop right on my rug. 1.00

00:25:08.000 Oh, you're doing it.

00:25:09.000 I'm not asking you to, but please do.

00:25:11.000 But please, don't be shy.

00:25:12.000 I want you to feel open to be yourself.

00:25:15.000 We have no secrets here!

00:25:18.000 Can my secretary get you anything?

00:25:20.000 Maybe whiskey?

00:25:21.000 Milk?

00:25:22.000 A nine-year-old?

00:25:23.000 It's a little girl elf from the Santa Claus.

00:25:26.000 Bring in hot cocoa. 0.98

00:25:29.000 I hate these people.

00:25:30.000 Free reign at a child's morgue? 0.99

00:25:32.000 Anything?

00:25:33.000 Anything?

00:25:33.000 Well, you know what, we'll settle that later.

00:25:36.000 We'll call it, we'll file those under options.

00:25:38.000 So, 2009, but they don't vest yet.

00:25:42.000 Just coffee?

00:25:43.000 Whatever.

00:25:44.000 So, Chris Cuomo, here's the thing, in 2019, this isn't just, like, the producer's short.

00:25:49.000 That's, okay, you can say anyone can make it through screening, I guess.

00:25:51.000 You know, I mean, especially at the CIA.

00:25:53.000 But, you know, Chris Cuomo himself said that we shouldn't be concerned Now when we're talking about Epstein, you gotta stick to what is common sense on these things, alright?

00:26:08.000 Don't get buried in legalese, don't follow the finger pointing, and please don't get caught up in the intrigue of who has been friends with this guy.

00:26:15.000 Who cares?

00:26:17.000 Let's take a look at the facts of what we know about how it was handled, okay?

00:26:23.000 Yeah, I love it.

00:26:24.000 He's like, don't get bothered with... there was a sex island.

00:26:28.000 Right, yeah.

00:26:28.000 There's no sensationalism required.

00:26:30.000 Don't be distracted by the finger-pointing or shockers and what's going... where they're saying the thing.

00:26:36.000 Just let's look at the facts.

00:26:37.000 He had a sex island with minors, okay?

00:26:41.000 And some of the most powerful people in the world flew there.

00:26:43.000 I think that that matters as well.

00:26:44.000 No, no, Stephen, Stephen, don't worry about people going there.

00:26:47.000 No, don't look at the list.

00:26:48.000 Listen, that's not important.

00:26:50.000 It's strange how it's handled.

00:26:52.000 But then they found the one picture of Epstein and Trump who happened to be at a party together.

00:26:56.000 Yeah.

00:26:57.000 And they wouldn't stop showing that picture.

00:26:59.000 Isn't that interesting?

00:27:00.000 It's strange.

00:27:01.000 It's like, don't be concerned with who his friends are.

00:27:02.000 Except Trump, who's not his friend.

00:27:04.000 Hey, didn't Bill Clinton fly on that plane like 26 times?

00:27:08.000 It wasn't that much.

00:27:10.000 Yeah, he's getting that last punch.

00:27:12.000 27 and you get a free kid.

00:27:14.000 He had the up-in-the-air Granites credit card.

00:27:18.000 So, here's the thing, too.

00:27:20.000 He attended a 2010 Chris Cuomo.

00:27:22.000 By the way, that's just an admission of guilt, what we just saw.

00:27:24.000 Yes, exactly.

00:27:25.000 It's insane. 0.93

00:27:26.000 Let's not bicker about who raped who! 0.92

00:27:30.000 Don't look into it. 0.95

00:27:32.000 Do not look at page four of his black book.

00:27:34.000 Do not.

00:27:34.000 Do not look under the letter C. Could be anybody in it.

00:27:40.000 When all is said and done, I want you to look at Fredo as your old dad.

00:27:44.000 Right. 1.00

00:27:46.000 Dumbass. 1.00

00:27:46.000 That's why it pissed him off so much. 1.00

00:27:47.000 He always signed the guestbook as Fredo.

00:27:49.000 Yeah.

00:27:51.000 They're on to me.

00:27:52.000 Just a marinara smudge.

00:27:54.000 There you go.

00:27:54.000 There.

00:27:55.000 So he attended, Chris Cuomo, a 2010 movie screening that Epstein was also attending.

00:28:02.000 The party was two months.

00:28:04.000 Keep in mind, two months.

00:28:05.000 I want to make sure I get this right.

00:28:06.000 Reference is available at lightupthecutter.com.

00:28:07.000 No conspiracies here.

00:28:08.000 Two months after Epstein was released from prison after serving time for sexually abusing minors.

00:28:12.000 So two months.

00:28:13.000 After that.

00:28:15.000 And his wife was also in one of Epstein's address books.

00:28:19.000 So you've got Chris Cuomo hanging out with him, going to movie premieres with him, two months after he's been released, his wife is in the address books, and he's telling you live on air, let's not worry about who may or may not have spent Thanksgiving with them.

00:28:35.000 It's, let's just look at the facts.

00:28:36.000 Well, I'm looking at the facts and the facts are pointing right back to you, but I'm sure that's just a curious

00:28:41.000 coincidence.

00:28:42.000 Now here's the thing.

00:28:59.000 If you actually don't think that it's a curious coincidence, smash that like button right now.

00:29:03.000 If you're on YouTube.

00:29:04.000 If you think that maybe there actually is something nefarious there.

00:29:07.000 Right. 0.98

00:29:09.000 Family child rape. 1.00

00:29:10.000 Just smash that like button to let your voice be heard. 0.98

00:29:13.000 So do you, I mean, it's an honest question.

00:29:15.000 Yeah.

00:29:16.000 Yes.

00:29:18.000 No, but put these things together.

00:29:19.000 He goes to the people at CNN, he talks to them about what happened.

00:29:22.000 Why are you wasting my time?

00:29:23.000 I know, yeah.

00:29:23.000 You really do, huh?

00:29:25.000 The answer's still yes.

00:29:25.000 Yeah?

00:29:26.000 Okay, what's the question?

00:29:27.000 Too bad the movie wasn't the Dark Knight premiere in Denver.

00:29:33.000 But he was dressed as the Dark Knight on the island.

00:29:35.000 He's like, I'm not the pedophile you need. 0.62

00:29:37.000 The one you deserve.

00:29:39.000 It's like, I swear, Mr. Cuomo, I won't tell anybody!

00:29:41.000 SWEAR TO ME!

00:29:43.000 I'm gonna walk away from this for 60 days because I legally have to.

00:29:46.000 Yes, exactly.

00:29:47.000 I'll be back.

00:29:48.000 I'll get out of that chair.

00:29:49.000 I'll be back.

00:29:49.000 Also, I need a 100-meter yardstick from every grade school.

00:29:53.000 I just wanna... I don't like using a tape measure, so I want one long stick.

00:29:56.000 Wouldn't that long stick be hard to... Listen, I want it on my desk by Friday!

00:30:00.000 Excuse me, I have... Make it happen!

00:30:02.000 I have some neighbors to meet and I plan on giving them a pie they will instantly throw away.

00:30:06.000 Yes.

00:30:08.000 And that's probably because I'm going to do stuff to that pie, because I have no self-control, and I don't have access to the island.

00:30:14.000 What do you ask of me?

00:30:16.000 I'm not a monk!

00:30:17.000 He gave us a cherry pie with a hole in it.

00:30:19.000 Well, yes.

00:30:20.000 What is your question?

00:30:21.000 What do I think?

00:30:21.000 No, I was gonna say, like, do you think... So, I'm waiting for the other shoe to drop with more information.

00:30:26.000 I have no idea what it is, but you've made a pretty compelling case here that we might see something else come out that's much, much worse.

00:30:32.000 Look, and I will say, there is more with Donald Trump and Jeffrey Epstein than just that picture.

00:30:37.000 Yeah.

00:30:37.000 However, at one point, Donald Trump did kick him out of Mar-a-Lago.

00:30:41.000 Yeah.

00:30:41.000 Now, to be clear, they try and take this video and go, look, there's Trump and Jeffrey Epstein pointing at cheerleaders.

00:30:46.000 It's like, that's not That's not perverted.

00:30:48.000 You can say that that's maybe objectifying, but that's actually, that's natural.

00:30:52.000 You would want, you want a man to be sexually attracted to full-grown cheerleaders so that they aren't attracted to minors. 1.00

00:30:57.000 That's the most normal thing Jeffrey Epstein ever did.

00:31:00.000 It's why cheerleaders exist, almost. 1.00

00:31:02.000 It's kind of their purpose.

00:31:03.000 For people to look at them. 0.99

00:31:05.000 I always find a woman like, what are you looking at my ass? 1.00

00:31:08.000 Uh, yes. 1.00

00:31:08.000 Why? 1.00

00:31:09.000 Because you're showing it to me.

00:31:11.000 It's your job.

00:31:13.000 You're doing the splits on a pyramid of other girls. 1.00

00:31:15.000 I was distracted.

00:31:16.000 I'm sorry.

00:31:17.000 Why are you looking at my breasts? 0.96

00:31:19.000 I wouldn't if you didn't have them on a platter. 1.00

00:31:21.000 They look like a butt on your chest, and I was curious.

00:31:25.000 My eyes are up here. 1.00

00:31:26.000 I know, but your tits are right there. 1.00

00:31:27.000 They're right there, and they're out. 1.00

00:31:30.000 That's a good thing.

00:31:31.000 I don't care about your eyes.

00:31:34.000 It'd be like me, just having one ball out of my fly. 0.99

00:31:36.000 I'd be like, are you looking at my balls? 0.99

00:31:37.000 You'd probably be like, yes. 0.99

00:31:38.000 Why?

00:31:39.000 Because that's what you're showing me.

00:31:41.000 But I'm also showing you my face.

00:31:43.000 Yeah, but I'm primarily concerned with the singular ball out of your fly.

00:31:47.000 That's more interesting.

00:31:49.000 What color are my eyes?

00:31:51.000 I don't know. 1.00

00:31:51.000 Black, if you don't let me stop looking at your titties. 1.00

00:31:58.000 I deliberately went low on that, guys. 1.00

00:32:00.000 The color on my eyes.

00:32:02.000 Irrelevant.

00:32:02.000 I repeat.

00:32:03.000 Irrelevant.

00:32:04.000 I don't know.

00:32:05.000 Blue?

00:32:05.000 Green?

00:32:05.000 Shut up.

00:32:07.000 Stop talking. 1.00

00:32:08.000 Are they be quiet?

00:32:09.000 Yes.

00:32:11.000 Are they nag nag nag? 0.59

00:32:15.000 Hold on.

00:32:15.000 Before we move off of this story, I want to go back.

00:32:17.000 That headline was new to me.

00:32:18.000 I didn't realize that.

00:32:19.000 So this producer paid a mom $3,000 to fly her 9 and 13-year-old daughters so that they could be properly trained.

00:32:28.000 Yes.

00:32:28.000 So it's not just the 9-year-old.

00:32:30.000 It's a mom being paid It made me want to punch the mom. 1.00

00:32:36.000 I'm sorry.

00:32:36.000 I'm not sorry.

00:32:38.000 No, don't be sorry.

00:32:38.000 Parents are selling their kids to people like this.

00:32:43.000 That's nothing new.

00:32:44.000 I know it's not.

00:32:45.000 It's sad.

00:32:45.000 This industry just chews people up and spits them out.

00:32:48.000 It's awful. 1.00

00:32:48.000 It's disgusting. 1.00

00:32:49.000 It's unbelievable. 0.96

00:32:50.000 I cannot believe that there are people like that in this world, and yet I know that they exist.

00:32:54.000 And that's why they want to act as though there's rape culture across the country. 1.00

00:32:58.000 No, it only exists in the entertainment and media.

00:33:01.000 It's the same thing, right?

00:33:02.000 Entertainment, media, industrial complex.

00:33:04.000 Washington DC, you could add that there. 0.87

00:33:06.000 When you talk about the rape, the sexual assault, you look at the casting couches, you look at the most powerful people in the industry, There is a disproportionate percentage of people who are sexual deviants.

00:33:17.000 It exists in the entertainment industry, and they want you to believe this is the gaslighting.

00:33:22.000 No, no, no, it's Red America, right? 0.93

00:33:23.000 If you go out there, you're going to hear the banjo from Deliverance.

00:33:25.000 No, no, no, no.

00:33:27.000 It's every week that we come out with, and these are only the ones who are caught.

00:33:31.000 Right, yeah, exactly.

00:33:32.000 I mean, would you even be comfortable just around someone who you knew had a history of sexual interaction with children?

00:33:40.000 Look at them at that point.

00:33:42.000 They were still flying on his jet like it was Southwest for a long time.

00:33:47.000 They didn't even have the self-awareness because these people didn't fear they would be caught.

00:33:50.000 That's the issue.

00:33:51.000 Yeah, yeah.

00:33:51.000 That's 100% true.

00:33:52.000 The largest human trafficking event in the United States every single year is around the Super Bowl.

00:33:57.000 Every single time.

00:33:58.000 Yep.

00:33:58.000 And when it was in Dallas in like 2011, when they had a snowstorm come through, they said that that actually pretty much cut most of it out because we had ice for the first time in Dallas in a long time.

00:34:08.000 What, those sex slaves couldn't brave the cold? 0.99

00:34:10.000 No, apparently not. 1.00

00:34:11.000 Yeah, come on. 0.77

00:34:12.000 You've braved enough.

00:34:12.000 No, but it was a blessing in disguise.

00:34:14.000 Yeah, I know.

00:34:14.000 It was like, thank God, because I had no idea I was talking to somebody.

00:34:16.000 Why in the Super Bowl?

00:34:18.000 I don't know, it was in Detroit too, same thing.

00:34:21.000 Yeah, it's always been known.

00:34:22.000 I don't know why that is.

00:34:23.000 It's people with money and power and nobody tells them no, and that's what happens in Hollywood.

00:34:27.000 Money, power, fame, nobody tells you no, and so you just keep going.

00:34:30.000 That's why I'm like, oh yeah, secular humanists, yeah, worship yourself.

00:34:33.000 Do you see what happens when you worship yourself and nobody ever tells you that there's something good or bad or right or wrong?

00:34:38.000 Do you see where we end up eventually?

00:34:39.000 Isn't watching the Super Bowl exciting enough?

00:34:42.000 No, exactly.

00:34:43.000 You're like, oh, I got tickets to the Super Bowl, but I got something else.

00:34:46.000 By the way, I know that you completely lied.

00:34:48.000 The Lions haven't been to the Super Bowl.

00:34:50.000 No, no, they played there.

00:34:51.000 Oh, really?

00:34:52.000 Well, they had to toss you away.

00:34:53.000 No, no, they played at the field.

00:34:55.000 The Steelers played there.

00:34:57.000 The Lions were not there.

00:34:58.000 No, no.

00:34:59.000 Then they left the field and went into their locker room like, where are the bags?

00:35:02.000 I assure you, if there's a Super Bowl, the Lions will not be there.

00:35:05.000 That's a safe bet.

00:35:06.000 I don't know if you saw yesterday's game.

00:35:08.000 Not unless they show up to protest.

00:35:13.000 No, and this also ties back to the pansexual furry in space.

00:35:15.000 Look, when you, and I had someone describe this to me, and I want to get to the gas prices in a little bit, and I want to get to the economy and the lies from the media, more so about how the media is lying to carry the water for former Vice President Biden.

00:35:27.000 But I had someone I asked, who was actually more conservative, lesbian. 1.00

00:35:33.000 And I asked this person, I said, look, can I just ask you, I'm kind of confused.

00:35:37.000 And she said, well, what do you mean?

00:35:38.000 I said, OK, so you're a lesbian. 1.00

00:35:40.000 Yes, I said, so you don't like men at all?

00:35:41.000 She said, no.

00:35:42.000 You find them, she said, sexually just like you would probably with a man.

00:35:46.000 Right. 0.99

00:35:46.000 So sexually repulsive. 0.99

00:35:49.000 You know? 0.92

00:35:49.000 And she said, yes. 0.92

00:35:51.000 So you like women? 0.97

00:35:52.000 Yes.

00:35:53.000 So you like women, like you like women, right?

00:35:55.000 Okay.

00:35:56.000 So I am attracted to the femininity, all the splendor that is woman, but you date women who wear plaid shirts and shop at Orvis. 0.95

00:36:06.000 I don't understand.

00:36:07.000 I don't understand how you like women, but you're banging a lumberjack. 1.00

00:36:11.000 In other words, I like women. 1.00

00:36:12.000 And I didn't, and she goes, well, you know what, what happens is, this was a conservative person.

00:36:16.000 She said, once you sort of break down those sexual barriers, you realize you're free to love who you want to love.

00:36:22.000 And I said, well, then why don't you just love a guy?

00:36:23.000 She's like, well, that's not happening.

00:36:27.000 Meanwhile, you're dating a Danny McBride character?

00:36:29.000 Yes, exactly!

00:36:32.000 You're dating someone with a hockey cut from the 1980s?

00:36:34.000 Is that Mario Lemieux?

00:36:37.000 No, no, no, that's Elizabeth.

00:36:40.000 Could have fooled me.

00:36:41.000 But once you break down those barriers, you know what?

00:36:44.000 That's true.

00:36:45.000 Once you break down any kind of norms, Once you say it's all the same, now the pedophile, the MAP is the term they're trying to use now, Minor Attracted Person.

00:36:54.000 Well, there's an equivalency between that and pansexual furry.

00:36:57.000 Does anyone want to actually act?

00:36:58.000 So in one instance, they're normalizing pansexual furry going to space, but then some people are still trying to say, but this is a bridge too far with the producer at CNN.

00:37:08.000 Well, why?

00:37:08.000 Is it because they're nine?

00:37:09.000 Should it be at 14?

00:37:11.000 Should it be at 12?

00:37:11.000 Why is one Beyond the pale, and one totally okay because they dress in a costume and identify as male, female, and are bisexual, gay, lesbian, or straight, depending on the day.

00:37:23.000 There is no longer even a thread of logic and there's no longer a thread of natural rights at this point that man and woman go together.

00:37:33.000 I mean, do you understand that these things are all related?

00:37:35.000 You can't just totally break down the barriers of normality.

00:37:39.000 Oh, by the way, remember safe sex, healthy sex?

00:37:42.000 Well, that's out the window now.

00:37:44.000 What do you think's happening when you're banging someone through three layers of felt?

00:37:49.000 I think if they send a petto into space, though, it should just say Acme and be litten by Wile E. Coyote.

00:37:54.000 Send them into space and just like with a few pencils just pop pop pop.

00:37:58.000 Pop it and watch their head go boom, turn into Mr. Mackey in space, and we'll all have a good laugh.

00:38:02.000 Yeah.

00:38:03.000 This looks more like a missile than a rocket ship.

00:38:05.000 Just get in.

00:38:05.000 Yeah, get in.

00:38:07.000 Enjoy your trip.

00:38:07.000 This is Bezos, right?

00:38:08.000 So this is Blue Origin.

00:38:09.000 This is him trying to get everybody to not pay attention. 0.99

00:38:13.000 I made a penis rocket. 0.99

00:38:15.000 Yes. 0.99

00:38:15.000 I'm a billionaire. 0.99

00:38:16.000 It looks like a phallic symbol.

00:38:17.000 It's like, oh, okay.

00:38:18.000 I guess rockets naturally do, but you don't have to, like, go with it.

00:38:22.000 You didn't have to put balls on it.

00:38:24.000 Leaned into the design. 0.99

00:38:26.000 Pedophiles delight.

00:38:28.000 Ooooo. 0.90

00:38:30.000 Pedophiles delight.

00:38:32.000 That was good guys.

00:38:34.000 No problem. Thank you.

00:38:35.000 I am ashamed that that is, but you know what?

00:38:36.000 It's the news.

00:38:38.000 Oh no, they also work for the news.

00:38:40.000 Yes, that's true.

00:38:40.000 They also control the news.

00:38:41.000 Think about this! 0.93

00:38:42.000 You would be more offended at someone like me, the left, the liberals watching right now, you'd be more offended at someone like me commentating on the news than a pedophile running it. 0.58

00:38:56.000 We will find no common ground.

00:38:57.000 Nope.

00:38:57.000 Okay.

00:38:57.000 In case you missed it, former Vice President Joseph R. Biden.

00:39:03.000 Ruins everything he touches.

00:39:04.000 Like Charlie Brown.

00:39:05.000 Everything I touch turns to ruins!

00:39:07.000 So, before we move on to how he's been trying to manipulate the press, give me a quick list of just his lowlights.

00:39:14.000 Some of his lowlights include inflation at a 40-year high.

00:39:17.000 40.

00:39:18.000 Southern border, the encounters have doubled in 2021.

00:39:20.000 Yikes.

00:39:20.000 Oops, that's not a good thing.

00:39:21.000 That's a party.

00:39:22.000 Not good encounters.

00:39:23.000 Botched the Afghanistan withdrawal, according to some people. 1.00

00:39:25.000 It's a crappy country. 0.95

00:39:26.000 You know, the people that are still over there fighting for their lives. 0.97

00:39:28.000 Forced vaccination, but that's not going to happen.

00:39:31.000 I see it as a free vaccination.

00:39:32.000 That's not.

00:39:33.000 I'm just being fair and balanced.

00:39:34.000 Yeah, well that is fair and that is balanced.

00:39:36.000 My joke!

00:39:36.000 Just a few of the things.

00:39:38.000 Yet according to the media, this man, and we wonder why the media is... I noticed a shift where they're trying to say, ah, Biden's not getting fair coverage.

00:39:46.000 They believe he's the most persecuted person behind Gandhi, Jesus, Joan of Arc, and pansexual furries. 0.51

00:39:54.000 It started out, for Biden, fairly favorable coverage the first few months of the year.

00:39:58.000 The last four months, however, Biden has been... Looks like the guy from House with an abscess.

00:40:03.000 ...where Donald Trump was, or lower than where Donald Trump is, in terms of media sentiment.

00:40:08.000 It's not bias, it's the actual words we're using.

00:40:11.000 It's the wrong tie, isn't it?

00:40:12.000 We are as negative as a collective media.

00:40:15.000 You're still doing it!

00:40:16.000 Hold on a second.

00:40:17.000 Hold on a second.

00:40:18.000 I just want to make sure.

00:40:19.000 Trump at a time when he was trying to overthrow democracy and I think that's a tremendous

00:40:23.000 indictment of our whole industry.

00:40:25.000 You're still doing it!

00:40:26.000 Hold on a second, hold on a second, I just want to make sure.

00:40:33.000 Did he just say that they're being harder on Joe Biden than they were on Donald Trump?

00:40:37.000 Yeah, I guess by not asking them questions it makes it much more difficult for the president.

00:40:41.000 Is his brain scrambled from banging all the nine-year-olds? 0.84

00:40:44.000 Is that what's happening right there?

00:40:46.000 Yeah, I think so.

00:40:50.000 More on Biden while he was also diminishing Trump at the same time.

00:40:54.000 The good thing is we have the tale of the tape here.

00:40:57.000 All references available, link in the description, lotorthcreditor.com.

00:41:01.000 Of course, they were all very cordial towards President Trump, remember?

00:41:05.000 The question a lot of people are asking, although a lot of people think they have the answer, is, is the president a racist? 0.83

00:41:11.000 That dossier alleged that Russians had a so-called pee tape of prostitutes that Trump had paid to urinate on each other and his bed in a Russian hotel suite. 0.93

00:41:20.000 I have that, honey. 0.93

00:41:20.000 Mr. President, that's enough. 0.93

00:41:22.000 Mr. President, I may ask on the Russia investigation, are you concerned that you may have indictments?

00:41:28.000 I'm not concerned about anything with the Russia investigation because it's a hoax.

00:41:33.000 That's enough.

00:41:34.000 Put down the mic.

00:41:35.000 Mr. President, are you worried about indictments coming down in this investigation?

00:41:38.000 You are fake news.

00:41:39.000 We don't have the luxury to take a back seat as this man is arrogantly marching us towards

00:41:46.000 fascism.

00:41:47.000 That is the President of the United States. 0.81

00:41:49.000 That is the most powerful person in the world and we see him like an obese turtle on his

00:41:54.000 back flailing in the hot sun, realizing his time is over. 1.00

00:41:58.000 So, he's a big dumb-dumb and I hate him. 1.00

00:42:01.000 You know he just had obese turtle on its back on the brain. 1.00

00:42:04.000 Well.

00:42:04.000 Oh yeah.

00:42:05.000 Yeah, you watch Breaking Bad and he's like, ah, what happens if you flip the thing over?

00:42:08.000 If we were to do an MRI, they put him into the MRI machine, he'd come out of that tube like, it's nothing but fat turtles on their backs, what are you doing Anderson?

00:42:14.000 It's nothing, it's just, I can't see anything but the obese turtle!

00:42:17.000 He just saw a stelter slip on a wet floor.

00:42:19.000 Yes!

00:42:21.000 Like the Brotherhood Christmas Story. 0.61

00:42:24.000 I can't get up!

00:42:25.000 I can't get up!

00:42:26.000 I'm too straight to get up, guys!

00:42:29.000 Help.

00:42:29.000 It was Tapper pulling a Tonya Harding to get Cuomo's slot.

00:42:34.000 What about his back?

00:42:35.000 So here's what's funny is Biden must have agreed that he wasn't getting good enough treatment from the media cronies because he sent out a team, allegedly, to persuade newsrooms to give him better coverage.

00:42:45.000 Oh really?

00:42:45.000 So this comes from Oliver Darcy, one of the worst people in media by the way, and he wrote, the White House, not happy with the news media's coverage of the supply chain and economy, has been working behind the scenes trying to reshape coverage In its favor.

00:43:00.000 And it didn't take long.

00:43:01.000 Here's what's funny.

00:43:02.000 The good thing is we have the timeline.

00:43:03.000 It did not take long at all for the most lackey-ish of the lackeys to fall in line.

00:43:09.000 Here is Don Lemon gushing, I should say, just more so elated over the dropping gas prices.

00:43:17.000 Big economic relief for millions of Americans who have been dealing with soaring energy prices.

00:43:23.000 Cost of the pump finally easing off.

00:43:26.000 With the national average for a gallon of regular falling to $3.35, that's the lowest since October.

00:43:33.000 The lowest since one month!

00:43:35.000 Now I can feed my kids.

00:43:36.000 The government is forecasting gas will drop to $3.01 by January.

00:43:43.000 Oh, it'll only drop to double what it was?

00:43:47.000 This is hilarious.

00:43:48.000 Buy after the holidays in Merry Christmas.

00:43:50.000 I love how, even in trying to sell it, he's like, the lowest since October.

00:43:54.000 That's one month.

00:43:54.000 That was December 7th.

00:43:55.000 Yeah, by the way, he goes, ah, that was not us.

00:43:58.000 We did not put a sound effect on that.

00:44:00.000 That was him.

00:44:01.000 Yeah, and he looked through a window at Gay Black Orgy and he had, somewhere in my memories. 0.78

00:44:07.000 Oh boy.

00:44:10.000 He does that and looks at the options.

00:44:11.000 You can mess with a lot of things.

00:44:12.000 Yeah. 1.00

00:44:12.000 But you can't mess with gay blacks on Christmas. 1.00

00:44:15.000 That's right. 1.00

00:44:16.000 He thinks something different than we think. 0.99

00:44:18.000 I have a very gay black Christmas. 0.99

00:44:20.000 Direct hit! 0.98

00:44:20.000 So here's the chart they're showing to show you the gas prices. 0.98

00:44:23.000 Yeah, they're going down.

00:44:24.000 Now here's the chart zoomed out.

00:44:26.000 The exact same chart.

00:44:27.000 Oh, budge.

00:44:31.000 That's not like a 10-year chart.

00:44:33.000 No, it's not.

00:44:34.000 That's like a year and a half.

00:44:35.000 That's like a year and a half.

00:44:37.000 Let's do it again.

00:44:38.000 Let's show the chart he's showing.

00:44:41.000 One month.

00:44:42.000 Look at that.

00:44:42.000 One month.

00:44:44.000 And then here's the real chart.

00:44:45.000 I think it's like a 13-month chart.

00:44:49.000 That's from September of 2020.

00:44:53.000 That was because he had his pool boy under his table like Police Academy.

00:44:56.000 It's like Bitcoin from the day it was invented or Amazon stock.

00:45:02.000 Literally just starts going up the minute.

00:45:04.000 Does he care?

00:45:04.000 Trump loses the election. Oh yeah. And again this just shows there can be no objective. Do you think

00:45:10.000 for a second that Don Lemon actually believes that gas is at a more affordable price right now,

00:45:16.000 that this is more fair? Of course not. Well does he care or even notice? No. He doesn't drive himself

00:45:22.000 The following words, he's like, it's down to $3.35, and I'm like, $3.35?

00:45:27.000 Really?

00:45:28.000 Like, that's low gas for you? 0.99

00:45:29.000 That sucks. 0.99

00:45:30.000 Do you understand? 0.94

00:45:31.000 And by the way, it'll be down to $3.01.

00:45:32.000 It only cripples families.

00:45:33.000 Yeah, that's like the big headline, $3.01, and I'm like, so you're still getting screwed, and you're loving that?

00:45:39.000 Yeah, I preferred it when Donald Trump was president, and it was closer to $1.00.

00:45:43.000 Yeah.

00:45:44.000 But why not just say $2.99, like, you know, everything does to make it sound like it's less than it is?

00:45:49.000 Because he can't lie that badly.

00:45:51.000 That's awesome.

00:45:52.000 You can't lie when Don Lemon has standards.

00:45:55.000 Yeah, that's true.

00:45:56.000 Very low.

00:45:57.000 How about do a better job, Joe Biden?

00:45:59.000 You want better coverage?

00:45:59.000 Do a better job!

00:46:00.000 Well, you know what?

00:46:01.000 Listen.

00:46:02.000 Tomato, tomato.

00:46:02.000 That's too much.

00:46:04.000 No.

00:46:04.000 Too much to ask.

00:46:05.000 Here's Jim Cramer saying that Joe Biden has created the strong... This guy, by the way, someone just needs to... Can we get Gallagher to hit his head with a mallet?

00:46:14.000 We should.

00:46:14.000 Because this guy's always hitting... Jim Cramer is always hitting stuff with, like, children's toys.

00:46:19.000 I guess that's his gimmick.

00:46:20.000 When he's a soundboard thing.

00:46:21.000 No, but he has a guy, he's sitting there, he's like, hey, you guys gotta buy Tesla!

00:46:25.000 He throws a wooden plane that he got at Dave & Buster's.

00:46:29.000 He's throwing it on the camera lens.

00:46:31.000 Oh, yeah, he's like really hands and he's throwing it on the camera lens. Oh, oh, oh

00:46:37.000 Okay, so apparently this is the show financial advice Whoopee cushion.

00:46:45.000 Yeah, whoopee cushion.

00:46:47.000 How does this work?

00:46:48.000 Self-inflating.

00:46:49.000 He said this is one of the strongest economies he's ever seen.

00:46:53.000 To me, we have the strongest economy perhaps I have ever seen.

00:46:55.000 See that number this morning, the unemployment number?

00:46:57.000 It's the best in years.

00:46:58.000 It's not the best in 69.

00:47:00.000 We've all spotted the endless help-wanted signs, the housing and apartment shortages, the tremendous demand for goods and services.

00:47:07.000 A marvel to behold.

00:47:09.000 Oh, people are talking about their jobs.

00:47:10.000 I say fantastic.

00:47:12.000 And the ability to even get better ones if they want to.

00:47:14.000 They're spending more than I've ever seen, but they're doing it with cash, not on credit.

00:47:17.000 They're doing so in a Roaring Twenties style. 0.99

00:47:20.000 Okay, shut up, shut up, shut up. 1.00

00:47:21.000 A couple things. 1.00

00:47:22.000 First off, if people are doing it with cash, it's because the government gave them cash.

00:47:25.000 By the way, you're welcome.

00:47:27.000 We're still paying taxes throughout all this.

00:47:29.000 And he just said lowest unemployment.

00:47:30.000 That's just a lie.

00:47:32.000 I tried to see where he was getting it from.

00:47:32.000 It's a lot!

00:47:35.000 The unemployment is still higher now than it was pre-pandemic, period.

00:47:38.000 And even without including this, though, we have a 45-year labor participation low.

00:47:45.000 Wow.

00:47:45.000 So in other words, that unemployment should be way lower than it is.

00:47:48.000 It's still higher than pre-pandemic, and fewer people are looking for jobs or entering the workforce than ever before.

00:47:53.000 I feel like I'm also in Bizarro World.

00:47:55.000 Did you hear what he said?

00:47:56.000 1920s!

00:47:58.000 Yeah, right at the end there.

00:47:59.000 What happened at the end of the 1920s?

00:48:01.000 The worst depression the world has ever seen!

00:48:04.000 It's the 30s.

00:48:05.000 That's a problem!

00:48:06.000 Okay?

00:48:07.000 Yeah.

00:48:07.000 I'm just saying, why would you say something like that and not go, wait a minute, wait, this actually led to the world almost dying!

00:48:14.000 Yeah.

00:48:15.000 I'm cheering it on!

00:48:16.000 Isn't he the guy that tells you what stocks to buy?

00:48:18.000 Yes!

00:48:19.000 Oh, I hope their windows don't open on that floor.

00:48:23.000 I don't understand! 0.72

00:48:24.000 He's the kind of guy who would try and kill himself in a garage with a Tesla. 0.95

00:48:28.000 Yeah, there you go. 0.99

00:48:29.000 So pissed.

00:48:29.000 Why doesn't it work?

00:48:30.000 Put his mouth on the exhaust of a battery.

00:48:33.000 Sweetheart, run the Dyson! 1.00

00:48:34.000 I gotta get this moving faster!

00:48:36.000 It's a little buzzy, it's like when you... Get the George Foreman drill!

00:48:39.000 It's all so clean!

00:48:43.000 I will never... Why would you buy a stock from that guy?

00:48:47.000 I'll tell you what's going up, you don't know.

00:48:49.000 I don't want to talk to you no more.

00:48:51.000 You know what I'm buying?

00:48:52.000 Gold.

00:48:53.000 Things that go up when the market crashes.

00:48:55.000 That's true.

00:48:55.000 Not necessarily.

00:48:56.000 Gold is not necessarily the safest hedge.

00:48:57.000 Bill Devane.

00:48:58.000 But it's one of the most predictable.

00:49:00.000 Bill Devane told me silver.

00:49:02.000 And I listened to Bill Devane.

00:49:03.000 I'm interrupting you on purpose with Bill Devane.

00:49:06.000 I'm more of a G. Gordon Liddy guy.

00:49:08.000 Well, that's only fair.

00:49:09.000 I'm gonna have more catheters than I know what to do with.

00:49:15.000 I know what stocking stuffers will be getting this year!

00:49:17.000 My old ones never could get clean or dishwasher safe.

00:49:23.000 One of them broke and now I can pee around a corner.

00:49:27.000 Maybe I have to blow the crud out.

00:49:30.000 I've had my manhood right angled because of Gerald Stockings.

00:49:35.000 This headline from the New Republic might say it all.

00:49:37.000 It says, is criticizing Joe Biden a danger to democracy?

00:49:42.000 Is it?

00:49:42.000 Nope.

00:49:44.000 But now there's no difference between CNN and North Korean media, just to be clear.

00:49:47.000 Or Canadian broadcasting, CBC.

00:49:49.000 Or China.

00:49:50.000 China, yeah.

00:49:52.000 Or the BBC.

00:49:53.000 The BBC, too. 0.99

00:49:54.000 Gosh, media really sucks in other countries. 0.98

00:49:56.000 For as much as people bitch about the corporate media, it's like, well, at least you have options. 0.98

00:50:00.000 Right, yeah.

00:50:00.000 Yeah.

00:50:01.000 Exactly.

00:50:01.000 RT.

00:50:02.000 Not anyone else, though.

00:50:03.000 And this reminds me, too, a lot of you may not remember this, so this, a lot of people now will be saying, oh, I'm seeing CNN, like Joe Rogan just said this recently, like, I feel like CNN used to be facts, and now, no, look, I remember when this man, Andrew Breitbart, I sat under him, under his tutelage, and at this point in time, it was actually from a Slate writer, to give them credit, but Andrew Breitbart really brought it to the forefront, under the Obama era, there was something called Journalist, was the scandal.

00:50:26.000 Yeah.

00:50:27.000 It was actually this group of journalists who conspired on how to attack John McCain's campaign after he chose Sarah Pailin as VP, and they were sort of sending out talking points, people from the Obama campaign.

00:50:38.000 You guys can read about it at loudearthquieter.com.

00:50:40.000 This is back during the Obama campaign, so pre-2009 to be clear.

00:50:45.000 People who were involved, Ezra Klein, you know, Vox, Matt Iglesias, Jeffrey Toobin, Apparently he had more time on his hands.

00:50:53.000 Chris Hayes.

00:50:55.000 So there was never a point that this media was unbiased. 0.98

00:50:59.000 This is something I want to see die. 0.97

00:51:00.000 And you know what? 0.99

00:51:01.000 Comment below.

00:51:02.000 Did you actually buy into this lie that Walter Cronkite was a journalist?

00:51:05.000 Did you actually buy into this lie that Brian Williams was a journalist?

00:51:07.000 Did you actually buy into this lie that Dan Rather was a journalist?

00:51:09.000 Barbara Walters?

00:51:10.000 Take your pick.

00:51:11.000 Take your pick from any of them at any point.

00:51:15.000 It was always incredibly biased. 0.99

00:51:16.000 You just didn't have shows like this, shows like Ben Shapiro, podcasts to call them on their crap. 0.95

00:51:21.000 And so I hate it when people say, let's return to the golden era of journalism. 0.98

00:51:25.000 It's a lie.

00:51:26.000 It never existed.

00:51:28.000 But it's a lot harder for people to accept.

00:51:30.000 I hate it.

00:51:31.000 Yeah.

00:51:31.000 tell you this, you were fooled. You were fooled. The reason that the Biden administration feels

00:51:36.000 so comfortable reaching out and demanding this is because the previous administration,

00:51:41.000 former vice president, when he was there, as he is now, under Obama, they would reach

00:51:46.000 out and say, hey, make sure you give us this coverage. And people would get mad at, think

00:51:49.000 about this for a second, they would get mad at Donald Trump right there when he was talking

00:51:52.000 to, I believe it was Acosta, where he goes, it's a hoax, you fake, excuse me, okay, you

00:51:57.000 fake news, everyone knows you're fake news, everyone knows you're fake, stop, put the 0.91

00:52:00.000 microphone down, and people would get mad at Donald Trump's reaction, but here's the

00:52:04.000 truth. It cannot be about the reaction, it needs to be about the truth.

00:52:08.000 The initial action.

00:52:10.000 The lie.

00:52:11.000 Jim Acosta was talking about the Russian collusion hoax.

00:52:14.000 It was a lie.

00:52:15.000 But the media would go, lie, lie, lie.

00:52:17.000 Look at the reaction.

00:52:18.000 Whereas right now, they don't even hit Biden with the truth.

00:52:21.000 They go, hey, best unemployment.

00:52:23.000 That's a lie.

00:52:24.000 They lied to hurt Donald Trump, and they will lie to help Joe Biden.

00:52:28.000 It is that simple.

00:52:29.000 It's what they've always done.

00:52:30.000 You can go back, remember when Ronald Reagan died?

00:52:33.000 When Ronald Reagan died, there were so many in media and in the entertainment industry who were shocked to see the country mourn him.

00:52:39.000 Yeah.

00:52:40.000 I remember just there was this disconnect where they were like, well, you know, he was president.

00:52:43.000 So I guess it's sad, but it wasn't.

00:52:46.000 And then they saw all of these Americans.

00:52:47.000 This was America's president.

00:52:49.000 It just goes to show you how out of touch the media was back then.

00:52:54.000 And I think this all really came to a head for people.

00:52:56.000 We really started to see this happen with Obama.

00:52:59.000 We started to see the media just praise and praise and praise and praise, and I think that's one of the things that motivated Donald Trump to say, look, you guys have to see this.

00:53:06.000 If you don't see this, you won't have a country.

00:53:08.000 This was one of his primary messages, like, you're being lied to on a daily basis.

00:53:08.000 Right.

00:53:13.000 They're doing it because they don't like you, they don't like what you stand for, and they don't want the America that you grew up in. 0.83

00:53:18.000 These people would feel more at ease in a spaceship with a pansexual furry. 0.96

00:53:22.000 Than they would with you in church.

00:53:27.000 Which by the way, I think actually we have more footage right now of the pansexuals in space.

00:53:32.000 Well, they were just saving money on a set at that point.

00:53:49.000 We shouldn't be paying for that.

00:53:50.000 No.

00:53:51.000 At least somebody's getting off.

00:53:51.000 Well, they own the rights.

00:53:52.000 I'm just glad that they're enjoying their trip.

00:53:54.000 Yeah.

00:53:55.000 It's gonna be on Prime later, so.

00:53:57.000 Yeah, well, I hope they enjoy their trip, too.

00:53:58.000 It's gonna be on one of the Plus channels?

00:54:00.000 Is that everything now?

00:54:01.000 It's gonna be on LGBT Month. 1.00

00:54:03.000 Plus.

00:54:04.000 LGBTQ++.

00:54:05.000 Pride Month.

00:54:07.000 Pride Month.

00:54:07.000 The channel?

00:54:08.000 Learn about black history.

00:54:09.000 They're like, I don't need to watch 12 Years a Slave or Roots again.

00:54:11.000 I watched 12 Years a Slave in the theater and I was like, boy, am I uncomfortable.

00:54:17.000 Everybody, did you ever try to watch Moonlight?

00:54:20.000 I tried to watch it.

00:54:21.000 It was sent to me, yeah, for like the screeners.

00:54:23.000 Screeners, yeah.

00:54:24.000 It's pretty rough.

00:54:25.000 Yeah.

00:54:26.000 That girl's Lupe whatever, she's quite the dish though. 1.00

00:54:29.000 I was watching Glory on a plane.

00:54:31.000 Love Denzel.

00:54:31.000 That was fun.

00:54:33.000 Wait, wait, wait.

00:54:33.000 You remember when all those white people died to try to end slavery?

00:54:38.000 Hey, that's what I liked about the movie.

00:54:40.000 You know what I watched with... I know I'm going off track.

00:54:40.000 Teamwork.

00:54:42.000 Sorry.

00:54:43.000 I was watching... Teamwork, yeah!

00:54:45.000 Teamwork makes the dream work.

00:54:48.000 That was what the unions was all about.

00:54:50.000 There's no I in slavery?

00:54:52.000 There's no, yeah.

00:54:53.000 I was watching the movie The Bone Collector last night.

00:54:55.000 I was in it.

00:54:55.000 Oh, yeah.

00:54:56.000 Yeah.

00:54:56.000 As an extra.

00:54:56.000 Were you?

00:54:57.000 I think you're thinking of a different movie.

00:54:57.000 Wait, for real?

00:54:58.000 We shot it all in Montreal.

00:54:59.000 No, Bone Collector with Angelina Jolie and Ginger Washington.

00:55:02.000 You were in it?

00:55:02.000 Yeah.

00:55:03.000 As an extra.

00:55:04.000 He was the bone on the train track at the very beginning.

00:55:06.000 Yeah.

00:55:07.000 Yeah, we paid for our vacation on the train.

00:55:07.000 So were my parents.

00:55:09.000 Oh yeah, well it's not a bad movie.

00:55:09.000 Nice.

00:55:11.000 It's not bad, no.

00:55:12.000 No, but I was watching and it's like it's Denzel Washington, Angelina Jolie, and I was like, oh yeah, no one cared about the race thing then.

00:55:18.000 No.

00:55:19.000 It was a nice callback.

00:55:21.000 You got Al Bundy in there.

00:55:22.000 Yeah, it's like Ed O'Neill was in there.

00:55:24.000 And he's great in it.

00:55:24.000 I love Ed O'Neill.

00:55:26.000 I was just thinking, it's just so different now.

00:55:26.000 Yeah.

00:55:28.000 It is absolutely different.

00:55:29.000 They'd be forcing all the stuff together, and it's like, this is a movie of a completely mixed demographic, but it was just who was best for the role.

00:55:36.000 Yeah.

00:55:37.000 So describe to me what it would be now, Dave.

00:55:40.000 Give me Angelina Jolie's backstory this time around.

00:55:42.000 Oh, this time around? 0.92

00:55:44.000 Well, she's a lesbian. 1.00

00:55:45.000 She's been abused by her father. 0.99

00:55:47.000 There's no doubt about that.

00:55:49.000 What about Denzel? 0.98

00:55:50.000 Well, he's a paraplegic in the movie, so now it would be wrong not- Which is absolutely heartbreaking because he can no longer have sex with felt rabbits. 0.98

00:55:57.000 That's true. 0.92

00:55:58.000 So now they wouldn't want somebody who's non-para to actually play the role, so they'd have to get a real para to be- Fire Denzel!

00:56:06.000 Yes, Denzel Howard.

00:56:08.000 Okay, what about the villain in this movie?

00:56:10.000 I mean, what's the backstory there?

00:56:11.000 Well, I think he'd still be the white guy.

00:56:13.000 Yeah, I think he'd still be the white guy. 0.99

00:56:15.000 You know, hey, Steven, you don't have to- There would be the prequel, The Velveteen Rabbit, where you would just have sex with it. 0.95

00:56:20.000 Yeah, you would not have to reshoot the ending.

00:56:22.000 No.

00:56:22.000 Nope.

00:56:23.000 That's totally normal. 0.71

00:56:25.000 But he would be blamed for being a white guy.

00:56:27.000 That's the reason.

00:56:28.000 Same thing with Fallen, where Denzel's a good guy.

00:56:30.000 I'd still be the white guy. 0.74

00:56:31.000 Yeah.

00:56:31.000 Time is on my side.

00:56:35.000 Yes, it is!

00:56:36.000 That's creepy as hell.

00:56:37.000 Very creepy. 0.94

00:56:37.000 You're like, oh, it's a white guy. 0.94

00:56:39.000 Yeah, that's probably the creepiest part.

00:56:41.000 He's gonna show up and do my taxes.

00:56:46.000 It's Silverberg!

00:56:46.000 I'll get a great refund.

00:56:48.000 The glory is hard to watch on a plane when there's passengers around you and you're like, sorry about that.

00:56:56.000 Arbat!

00:56:59.000 Or Roots.

00:57:01.000 They just see that good plane and you're like, oh boy.

00:57:05.000 Stop flying Spirit, Dave.

00:57:07.000 They don't have TVs.

00:57:08.000 No, Spirit doesn't have TVs.

00:57:11.000 There's people on board carrying them.

00:57:14.000 With the price tags.

00:57:17.000 What are you looking at? 1.00

00:57:18.000 It's a floor model, bitch! 1.00

00:57:20.000 Carry on! 1.00

00:57:21.000 It fit under the seat.

00:57:22.000 We're gonna have a twerking contest for the 32-inch.

00:57:25.000 These are prizes!

00:57:26.000 We got some headwinds.

00:57:29.000 And we also have our own CompUSA kiosk.

00:57:31.000 You thought it didn't exist, but actually they moved to Spirit.

00:57:34.000 So CompUSA at the front.

00:57:36.000 Kiosk.

00:57:38.000 Thank you for touring Spirit.

00:57:39.000 Seat13D has won a cricket phone.

00:57:41.000 Yes!

00:57:43.000 And an Obama phone. 1.00

00:57:44.000 Shit! 1.00

00:57:44.000 I'm on boost! 1.00

00:57:47.000 You get points.

00:57:51.000 This is Trevor Noah now speaking of the media.

00:57:54.000 This all just happens to be taking place right after the former vice president reached out to media saying, hey, could you give us better coverage?

00:58:01.000 So Trevor Noah is now saying that the only reason for the high fuel prices, but I just thought that Don Lemon said, fuel prices are really low!

00:58:09.000 The fuel prices, they're low fuel prices.

00:58:09.000 Yeah!

00:58:11.000 Now Trevor Noah is saying, well, actually they're high, but it's because, and insert whatever BS excuse here, because there's not enough to meet the post-pandemic demand.

00:58:20.000 Here is economist Trevor Noah.

00:58:23.000 One of the reasons gas prices are so high is because America is making less gas than it did before the pandemic.

00:58:29.000 Because people may be driving again, but that doesn't mean that it's easy for gas producers to just instantly produce as much as they were before.

00:58:37.000 You gotta grow a whole new dinosaur and then smoosh it until the oil comes out.

00:58:41.000 That takes time.

00:58:43.000 And it makes sense that it's gonna take them time to adjust.

00:58:46.000 I mean, it's been hard for all of us, right?

00:58:48.000 Every single one of us.

00:58:49.000 It's been hard for us to get back to normal life after the pandemic. 1.00

00:58:52.000 Shut up. 1.00

00:58:53.000 Shut up. 1.00

00:58:53.000 I don't like your stupid haircut and I could hurt you. 1.00

00:58:56.000 I'm so tired. 1.00

00:58:56.000 We're all in this together. 1.00

00:58:59.000 No, you are not six million a year salary for sucking. 0.96

00:59:02.000 No, we are not all in this together and many people want out. 0.97

00:59:09.000 I just, I am so I've had it up to here with Turbo Man.

00:59:14.000 When these people say we're all in it together, like, it's been hard for all of us.

00:59:16.000 No, it hasn't.

00:59:17.000 No, it hasn't.

00:59:17.000 And I acknowledge it hasn't been as hard as me.

00:59:19.000 You know what?

00:59:19.000 I was made for this.

00:59:21.000 I'm bordering on Howard Hughes.

00:59:22.000 I'm a recluse.

00:59:23.000 I'm a hermit.

00:59:24.000 I don't need to go out that much.

00:59:26.000 People are like, how are you dealing with quarantine?

00:59:27.000 I said, the what now?

00:59:30.000 You mean you guys can't go out?

00:59:31.000 But I haven't said, we're all in this together.

00:59:33.000 Because we're not.

00:59:34.000 You also haven't made terrible jokes.

00:59:36.000 It takes time to grow a dinosaur and smoosh it.

00:59:38.000 Yeah. 0.97

00:59:39.000 Oh, silly Noah. 0.90

00:59:40.000 He thinks dinosaurs are real. 0.94

00:59:42.000 Wouldn't there just be a surplus of gas if no one was using it?

00:59:46.000 You would think so.

00:59:47.000 No, Dave, that's not... I'm sorry, I didn't mean to use logic.

00:59:50.000 Supply-side economics.

00:59:52.000 Voodoo economics.

00:59:54.000 So, here's the thing.

00:59:55.000 Yes, it is true that demand has gone up.

00:59:58.000 Since pre-pandemic, a little bit.

01:00:01.000 So you can say that that's a portion of the equation.

01:00:04.000 But everything, by the way, not just gas, everything is more expensive.

01:00:09.000 You have the Consumer Price Index, right?

01:00:11.000 The inflation.

01:00:12.000 The CPI rose 6.8% year over year, the most in 40 years.

01:00:17.000 Wow, 40 years.

01:00:17.000 So earlier, lowest job participation, 45.

01:00:19.000 Well earlier, lowest job participation, 45, and then the highest inflation in 40.

01:00:26.000 I think it's 39 years to be fair.

01:00:29.000 But only if you look at it like that.

01:00:30.000 Yes.

01:00:33.000 Over the past year, fuel's gone up 59.1%.

01:00:35.000 This is like the greatest hits, right?

01:00:37.000 That's a rounding error.

01:00:39.000 Used cars, 26.4%.

01:00:39.000 That number's probably higher now.

01:00:41.000 Food, 5.3%.

01:00:42.000 That's not really important.

01:00:43.000 You don't need to eat to live.

01:00:44.000 Meat and eggs, 11.9%.

01:00:45.000 And shelter, 3.5% increase.

01:00:46.000 Which doesn't sound like a lot.

01:00:48.000 Hold on.

01:00:51.000 But shelter usually costs a whole lot more money.

01:00:53.000 So in raw dollars, that's a lot.

01:00:54.000 That's an absolute, that's a lot of money.

01:00:57.000 But at least BlackRock will just, they'll be making away like bandits.

01:01:00.000 And then we'll just declare everything a human right, right?

01:01:02.000 Just raise the cost, just raise the cost of everything and say, well, it's a human right.

01:01:05.000 Look, people can't afford meat and eggs. 0.80

01:01:07.000 It's a human right.

01:01:08.000 People can't afford internet.

01:01:09.000 It's a human right.

01:01:10.000 People can't afford gas.

01:01:11.000 It's a human right.

01:01:11.000 That's what you've seen happen across Europe.

01:01:14.000 And I don't know if you know this, prices have actually gone up as well in these countries.

01:01:18.000 So inflation, we get more inflation.

01:01:21.000 Well, I myself enjoy the new McDonald's $99 value menu.

01:01:24.000 Yes, absolutely.

01:01:26.000 By the way, for anyone watching the video of the show, and if they were confused, the Trevor Noah clip, it said it was 9-10-2019.

01:01:33.000 That was actually from November 16th, 2021.

01:01:34.000 Oh, wow.

01:01:36.000 It said 2019?

01:01:37.000 Yeah.

01:01:37.000 Oh, okay.

01:01:38.000 Wrong date!

01:01:41.000 Somebody's getting whipped at dates.

01:01:43.000 Admonish them back there.

01:01:45.000 Admonish them back there, quarterback.

01:01:51.000 And by the way, a lot of people don't understand, like you say, you make everything a human right, or you just, you know, UBI, or you just give people cash handouts.

01:01:57.000 That's a big reason, by the way, that everything is becoming more expensive.

01:02:00.000 Yeah.

01:02:00.000 If you have people, for example, you know, um, and this is overlay L1 there, uh, token island.

01:02:05.000 Cash handouts artificially decreases a worker surplus, increases demand, and so then they have to pay more.

01:02:14.000 And people say, well, why don't you pay a living wage?

01:02:15.000 Look, it's no longer even about $15 an hour, because you can get a $15 an hour job anywhere in this country at this point, so long as you have...

01:02:25.000 Are you alive?

01:02:26.000 If you can do this like a fly, you can get a $15 an hour job.

01:02:29.000 If you have a pulse right now, you can get a $15 an hour job.

01:02:32.000 If a pedophile can work at CNN for four years, I'm pretty sure you can find yourself a part-time at Dunkin'.

01:02:40.000 You know how you know this is not sustainable?

01:02:42.000 Joe Biden is doing it by giving free cash away and asking the Congress to give away more, right?

01:02:47.000 Trillions of dollars in other plans.

01:02:48.000 Donald Trump did it by making the economy actually work.

01:02:52.000 Right.

01:02:52.000 That's a totally different thing, Mr. Kramer.

01:02:55.000 Well, they don't want this economy to work.

01:02:57.000 No.

01:02:57.000 They want the government to be able to give you more so you can be dependent on them.

01:03:01.000 That's how you ultimately just beat people into submission.

01:03:07.000 It's like an abusive relationship.

01:03:09.000 The more you convince them that they cannot do anything without you, the more you convince them that they need you, and you do it for a long enough amount of time.

01:03:17.000 And just like if you have an abusive relationship, an abusive spouse, who cuts out friends, who, oh, I don't like this person because they're giving you a different opinion, if you cut out On Facebook, on Twitter, on YouTube, on Google, of course, on all of mainstream media.

01:03:30.000 People who say, actually, this isn't good.

01:03:32.000 You can go out and do this yourself.

01:03:34.000 You can live the American dream.

01:03:35.000 Eliminate those voices and tell them, no, you can't.

01:03:39.000 No, you can't.

01:03:40.000 You need us.

01:03:40.000 When they say, yes, we can, they mean, yes, we, the government, can.

01:03:44.000 And if they convince you of that, then it becomes Stockholm Syndrome.

01:03:47.000 That is absolutely what they're trying to do.

01:03:48.000 This is actually more pimp logic.

01:03:50.000 Which is, you get exactly what I give you and we keep 100%.

01:03:50.000 It is.

01:03:53.000 Yep.

01:03:54.000 I mean, that's essentially what it is.

01:03:56.000 It's just to create a bunch of subservient, low-IQ people. 0.99

01:03:59.000 Former Vice President Joe Biden, or his son, gotta keep his pimpin' strong.

01:04:02.000 Presidentin' ain't easy, mama!

01:04:04.000 Presidentin' ain't easy!

01:04:07.000 Biden can't move like that anymore.

01:04:09.000 What are you talking about?

01:04:09.000 No, he can't.

01:04:10.000 He would throw his hip out.

01:04:12.000 Big presidents bend in G's.

01:04:14.000 Yes!

01:04:17.000 Also, by the way, all this free money creating a massive labor shortage.

01:04:21.000 10.4 million job openings in the U.S.

01:04:22.000 compared to 6.8 million openings in November 2019.

01:04:25.000 Now, I know you mean it, more openings is a bad thing.

01:04:29.000 That means fewer jobs are being filled.

01:04:31.000 Last month, employers only added 210,000 jobs.

01:04:35.000 That's the fewest in half a year.

01:04:37.000 They expected more than twice that, Wall Street.

01:04:40.000 Jim Cramer.

01:04:40.000 Hey Jim Cramer, what happened to your squeaky mallet?

01:04:43.000 Yeah.

01:04:44.000 So many times they've missed.

01:04:45.000 All you had to do was take a knee and not do anything.

01:04:49.000 The vaccine had come in.

01:04:51.000 You were about to win, Joe Biden.

01:04:53.000 And then you showed up.

01:04:55.000 People got real mad at IHOP.

01:04:58.000 Just pointing that out.

01:04:58.000 They did.

01:04:59.000 Why are people mad at us?

01:05:00.000 Oh yeah!

01:05:00.000 Because they put up a sign that said, like, we, uh, because of, you know, Biden, basically.

01:05:05.000 Our food sucks because of Biden?

01:05:06.000 Well, what happened to us the last 20 years? 0.99

01:05:07.000 Now where am I going to go to not eat pancakes?

01:05:10.000 I know, it's not, it's the easiest place I've ever boycotted.

01:05:13.000 I was like, oh, I did it by eating there once, but it took a sign for you to do it.

01:05:18.000 What's next, Bob Evans?

01:05:20.000 Oh dear, no.

01:05:22.000 How about Perkins?

01:05:23.000 No!

01:05:26.000 The three that are left?

01:05:28.000 Hey, there's one right by Notre Dame!

01:05:29.000 You be careful!

01:05:30.000 Arthur Treachers!

01:05:31.000 That Perkins!

01:05:32.000 Oh my lord, just don't take my Tim Hortons!

01:05:35.000 I don't know what I'm doing!

01:05:37.000 Boy, I do love Timbits.

01:05:39.000 I will celebrate if you take away Tim Hortons.

01:05:41.000 Why?

01:05:41.000 Timbits?

01:05:42.000 Because those pricks up north have to pay! 0.83

01:05:43.000 So, this is another claim they're trying to make here about oil gas prices.

01:05:47.000 Again, you have to look at, they always say, look at the holistic approach.

01:05:51.000 Nuance is the word the left uses.

01:05:53.000 In this case, it's not nuance, it's just the aggregation here of facts.

01:05:57.000 All of these are relevant because if you just look at it in a vacuum and say gas prices are, well, they're good, they're the best in a month is Tom Lemons.

01:06:04.000 When you say gas prices are bad, that doesn't tell the whole story.

01:06:06.000 You look at prices for everything is bad.

01:06:09.000 And then employment is bad.

01:06:11.000 Labor force participation is bad.

01:06:13.000 But to go back to the oil prices, and as someone who lived in Quebec, a lot of people don't know this.

01:06:17.000 Quebec is bordering on just effectively an all-out socialist province.

01:06:21.000 I experienced this quite a bit.

01:06:23.000 They want to vilify OPEC.

01:06:24.000 So these policies have led to And gas prices increasing.

01:06:28.000 But of course, you have Trevor Noah, who I don't know why he's discussing anything in the United States.

01:06:32.000 His country is absolutely awful.

01:06:34.000 How about you get your own house in order?

01:06:36.000 And by that, I mean, make one city, any city livable.

01:06:42.000 So they're saying that OPEC and Russia are restricting supply, which is what's driving oil prices higher.

01:06:47.000 Now, if America isn't making enough oil to keep up with demand, then why doesn't it just buy more from the rest of the world?

01:06:53.000 Well, it could, but it turns out the people who control the oil in the rest of the world, well, they just don't feel like sharing.

01:06:59.000 This crisis is really not being driven up by the demand on the horizon.

01:07:03.000 It's really more about the supply.

01:07:05.000 Oil producing nations are actually constricting the supply a little bit because they're trying to recoup their pandemic losses.

01:07:12.000 There's a cartel that controls the price of oil internationally, and that cartel is called OPEC.

01:07:16.000 OPEC, the biggest oil producing nation, aren't increasing the amount of oil they release into the global economy.

01:07:23.000 So as demand rebounds in the U.S., Americans are paying about $16 more to fill up their tanks than a year ago.

01:07:31.000 President Biden recently appealed to OPEC and Russia to boost production, but received a flat no.

01:07:38.000 Wow.

01:07:39.000 They received a flat no. 0.99

01:07:42.000 There's no balls! 0.99

01:07:44.000 I was saying, he has no balls, that's why. 1.00

01:07:47.000 Well, that's true. 0.99

01:07:49.000 I was going to say something else, I'm going to be careful.

01:07:52.000 Let me be really clear.

01:07:54.000 If the United States was simply continuing to do what it did under Donald Trump, Russia OPEC could not be less relevant.

01:08:01.000 It's a non-issue.

01:08:02.000 Doesn't matter.

01:08:03.000 Why?

01:08:03.000 Trevor Noah said himself, 2018, the United States became the world's largest producer of oil.

01:08:10.000 September 2019.

01:08:12.000 The United States became a net exporter of petroleum for the first time on record.

01:08:19.000 Wow.

01:08:20.000 And then stopped. 0.98

01:08:23.000 So here's the thing, even if you believe that everyone should be driving their Priuses, which by the way is a shitty car, it's like riding a shopping cart with batteries, and I don't know when everyone and anyone who cannot drive had a meeting behind our backs and decided you were going to drive in a Prius, but we give you at least two lanes of swath because of how awful you are. 0.98

01:08:42.000 So I don't care if you drive your Prius, I don't care if you use one square, Right, like Sheryl Crow, where after you've wiped your ass you look like a mechanic who's been working in the shop for 20 hours a day. 0.97

01:08:55.000 I don't care if you do all of those things, we're still using oil at this point in time in history. 0.95

01:09:02.000 You think we're better off getting it?

01:09:05.000 From across the globe, where by the way they have to come over on tanks, and the BP oil spill is nothing compared to the spills that happen every single year on these barges, just to be clear.

01:09:15.000 You just don't know about them because they often happen in the middle of the ocean.

01:09:17.000 Not to mention a lot of these countries don't have the same EPA standards that we have here. 0.97

01:09:20.000 But mainly, the most important thing, I don't give a rat's ass if every seagull on the shore bathes itself in Crisco, for all I care. 0.84

01:09:30.000 I want cheap gas energy and I want it to be made here in the United States. 0.86

01:09:36.000 One of the best reasons is because we're getting a lot of it right now from, let's see, really nice world players like Russia, who every time we give them more money seems to take over another country.

01:09:43.000 It's kind of weird how that works.

01:09:44.000 And also your favorite place for women's rights, Saudi Arabia. 0.73

01:09:48.000 Those are places that I thought you hated.

01:09:50.000 Yeah, they can power their cars, women just can't drive them. 1.00

01:09:53.000 No, no, that's true.

01:09:54.000 But they can do the work to make sure that they can get hit with them.

01:09:57.000 Yes.

01:09:57.000 Ah, well.

01:09:58.000 I mean, that's just a safety thing.

01:09:59.000 Depending on the day.

01:10:00.000 Yeah.

01:10:01.000 They get some things right.

01:10:02.000 So Biden's first day, first day, killed the Keystone XL pipeline, just to be clear.

01:10:08.000 That would have brought 800,000 barrels of oil per day.

01:10:11.000 Also suspended more drilling leases in Alaska.

01:10:14.000 So keep in mind, this is in the context of the United States was a net exporter of oil in 2019 for the first time ever.

01:10:19.000 That's better for everyone in the world, by the way.

01:10:22.000 Biden lifted However, contrasting with what he did with our own pipelines, lifted sanctions on Russia's Nord Stream 2 pipeline, which by the way makes them a key player and of course emboldens them as it relates to Ukraine and that whole sort of geopolitical, I don't know what you'd call it, brouhaha, hootenanny, whatever you want to say.

01:10:41.000 He wants to be friendly.

01:10:42.000 You know, in other words, look, what does it take for you to realize that this is political expediency?

01:10:48.000 You can't say, okay, we want to reduce our dependency on any sort of fossil fuels and petroleum, so we're going to ban all these pipelines in the United States, we're going to stop this, we're going to stop fracking, which is cleaner, which is safer, but we're going to open it up for Russia abroad. 0.99

01:11:05.000 I would have more respect for him if he tried to play, but the issue is he's a bully.

01:11:10.000 What do I mean by that?

01:11:11.000 It's very easy when you can, with a pen, stop a lease here in the United States.

01:11:16.000 You can stop a pipeline here in the United States. 1.00

01:11:18.000 A pussy can do that! 1.00

01:11:20.000 But if you have to stare down Putin, you have to put your foot down, you can't. 1.00

01:11:24.000 So what you do is you bully American workers.

01:11:28.000 You bully American companies who are trying to create, produce, export oil because it's easy.

01:11:33.000 You're picking a fight you know you can win because you have the power of the pen and the government.

01:11:38.000 You don't have that same power over Putin.

01:11:39.000 It would require more of a fight. 0.98

01:11:41.000 It would require that you actually have some balls, bite down on the mouthguard, and swing for something that matters. 0.99

01:11:47.000 It is because this administration, they are cowardly in the face of international intimidation, and they are bullies when it comes to the American middle class. 0.99

01:11:56.000 Does that make sense? 0.97

01:11:57.000 Absolutely.

01:11:58.000 And we're going to see that.

01:11:59.000 By the way, if you live in the country that's about to be taken over by Russia, just change 0.96

01:12:03.000 your flags, Ukraine.

01:12:04.000 Just go ahead and change them now.

01:12:05.000 Yeah.

01:12:06.000 It's an easier path.

01:12:07.000 Yep.

01:12:08.000 So because you're not going to be a trans flag.

01:12:09.000 Don't depend on us because right now.

01:12:10.000 Nice.

01:12:11.000 We're just going to have teleconferences and say that there's going to be severe.

01:12:14.000 I mean, we'll send you to bed without dinner.

01:12:16.000 I just hope there's one Ukraine. 1.00

01:12:17.000 He's like, OK, OK, calm your jets.

01:12:20.000 I'm going to change Ukraine. 0.99

01:12:21.000 OK, Ukraine flag come down.

01:12:24.000 And we put up Russian. 1.00

01:12:26.000 Oh, it's Putin with penis on face! 1.00

01:12:29.000 How did that? 1.00

01:12:30.000 OK, I go to Gulag.

01:12:32.000 Worth it!

01:12:35.000 I really hope they do stuff like that, please.

01:12:38.000 So, let me just give you a couple of quick.

01:12:41.000 New EPA methane regulations are going to cost small oil producers $600 million a year.

01:12:45.000 Biden's budget plan will increase taxes on the industry by over $120 billion over the next 10 years.

01:12:50.000 November propane prices are up 34%.

01:12:52.000 For all Americans out there, if you need to heat your house, I don't know, do you have a gas stove?

01:12:59.000 And in rural Minnesota, it's up 60%.

01:13:02.000 Remember when they said net neutrality, this is the whole reason to help people in rural areas without broadband?

01:13:06.000 I don't know.

01:13:06.000 More important than being able to watch pornography, you would think would be heating your home in rural MINNESOTA!

01:13:12.000 No, you'll just freeze to death.

01:13:13.000 But you'll have good internet. 0.99

01:13:15.000 Enough porn, you'll be nice and hot. 0.93

01:13:17.000 Yes. 0.99

01:13:18.000 Stop it.

01:13:18.000 Rosie Teague, like that CNN producer.

01:13:20.000 Yes, indeed.

01:13:21.000 John Kerry, he's also pushing banks to stop financing fossil fuel companies.

01:13:26.000 Good.

01:13:26.000 Yeah, I know.

01:13:27.000 But because they want to push, here's the thing, they want to push companies to building more electric cars.

01:13:32.000 Okay, okay, let's say, okay.

01:13:33.000 Okay.

01:13:34.000 Right now.

01:13:35.000 Well, we need it, we need it, we can't have fossil fuels, any of these, because we need to build electric cars.

01:13:39.000 Okay, so we don't have them yet.

01:13:40.000 That's correct.

01:13:42.000 How are you going to build them?

01:13:46.000 You've already punished the energy that would be required to make them.

01:13:49.000 Why do you think Elon Musk, effectively the George Washington of the electric vehicle, left California, where these policies exist, to go to Texas?

01:14:00.000 How are you going to build the electric cars?

01:14:03.000 I think I'm going to be an electric car mechanic, because all I have to do is go, yep, it's your battery.

01:14:10.000 That's the problem.

01:14:11.000 And then order a new one for them.

01:14:12.000 Yeah.

01:14:13.000 It'll be three to six months.

01:14:14.000 Just pull it out from an RC car.

01:14:16.000 Hold on, I got a bunch of these.

01:14:17.000 A remote.

01:14:18.000 But you'll only be able to turn left.

01:14:21.000 Are you sure it's not something else?

01:14:22.000 Yeah.

01:14:23.000 There is nothing else.

01:14:24.000 I'm sure.

01:14:24.000 Right.

01:14:25.000 It could be the fire that was on your battery.

01:14:27.000 Ah, yeah.

01:14:28.000 Wow.

01:14:29.000 Tomato, tomato.

01:14:31.000 And by the way, let's say you find a way to build the electric cars with wind turbines and sun.

01:14:38.000 How are you going to charge the electric cars?

01:14:42.000 Uh oh.

01:14:42.000 We're just, we're not there yet, and all of the innovations that have actually taken place as it relates to cleaner energy have been in the private sector, not at the end of the barrel of a government gun.

01:14:54.000 Okay.

01:14:54.000 Solyndra, you know.

01:14:56.000 And here's another thing, in case you're doubting what I'm saying, all references are available at lateralcredit.com.

01:15:00.000 Biden's first comp, was it comptroller is the role?

01:15:03.000 Comptroller, yeah.

01:15:04.000 Comptroller nominee, Saul, I want to get this right, Saul Omarova.

01:15:09.000 She's going to be overseeing the banks. 0.93

01:15:11.000 Well, this is what she said.

01:15:12.000 Now, let me repeat that.

01:15:13.000 certain troubled industries and firms that are in transitioning.

01:15:17.000 And here what I'm thinking about is primarily coal industry and oil and gas industry.

01:15:22.000 A lot of the smaller players in that industry are going to probably go bankrupt in short order.

01:15:30.000 At least we want them to go bankrupt if we want to tackle climate change.

01:15:33.000 Right. Now, let me repeat that.

01:15:35.000 But just so you guys are she said we want to go bankrupt if we want to tackle climate change. 1.00

01:15:44.000 Hey, okay, while we're bankrupting people, you first, bitch. 1.00

01:15:47.000 How about that? 0.96

01:15:48.000 File chapter 11, and I'll start using one square.

01:15:53.000 You know, if we just kill all the people from killing the economy, climate change won't kill them.

01:15:57.000 That's true. 0.99

01:15:59.000 Worked like a charm with Venezuela! 1.00

01:16:02.000 They can't find any toilet paper squares, and they're dying!

01:16:05.000 Well, there's just too many people for the toilet paper, so you gotta get rid of the people, not increase the toilet paper.

01:16:09.000 Right, exactly.

01:16:10.000 Yeah, I mean, that just makes perfect sense.

01:16:11.000 Yeah, it's about supply-side economics.

01:16:12.000 What, are you gonna supply more toilet paper? 0.96

01:16:14.000 No, you kill more people. 0.66

01:16:15.000 No, we can't do that. 0.88

01:16:16.000 We can't spare a square.

01:16:17.000 You cannot spare a square.

01:16:18.000 Or a human at this point, apparently.

01:16:20.000 I mean, who am I?

01:16:22.000 A Rockefeller?

01:16:23.000 Come on, please.

01:16:25.000 Spare a square.

01:16:26.000 Who is she talking about are the small players in the oil industry?

01:16:29.000 There are plenty of them.

01:16:30.000 People don't realize it.

01:16:30.000 And again, this is a perfect example of the only players left are the mega billionaires.

01:16:35.000 That's what I assumed was only there.

01:16:37.000 Yeah.

01:16:37.000 Well, and by the way, there are quite a few companies that have to give some nice political contributions to make sure that they stay in favor.

01:16:44.000 Well, of course.

01:16:44.000 Yeah.

01:16:45.000 That's, you know, because everything's awful and corrupt.

01:16:47.000 Here's another Noah clip saying there's nothing Biden can do, I feel like this is almost redundant, can do about gas prices.

01:16:56.000 So the big question is, what can be done to lower gas prices?

01:17:00.000 Well, the bad news for President Biden is not much.

01:17:03.000 The Biden administration is scrambling for solutions to one of his biggest political liabilities, soaring gas prices.

01:17:03.000 Wrong!

01:17:11.000 Like presidents who came before him, Joe Biden has few options when it comes to combating high fuel prices.

01:17:18.000 Resigning?

01:17:19.000 Of course it would.

01:17:19.000 are calling on Biden to consider all the tools available at your disposal.

01:17:24.000 Even the extreme step of banning American oil exports, which Goldman Sachs warned would be counterproductive and

01:17:31.000 could actually raise prices.

01:17:32.000 Of course it would.

01:17:32.000 The president also considering tapping the strategic petroleum reserve.

01:17:36.000 Though industry experts have warned that would do little to alleviate the problem.

01:17:41.000 If you ask the energy industry, they would say, well, the White House could cut environmental regulation and

01:17:45.000 maybe that would help.

01:17:47.000 And it could maybe for next winter, but that would take some time.

01:17:50.000 President Biden does not have a magic wand to dramatically lower gas prices.

01:17:55.000 And if he did, judging upon his sinking poll numbers, he would use that magic wand.

01:17:59.000 He'd probably wave it to make a six year old appear to sniff.

01:18:02.000 So let's just be what could he do?

01:18:04.000 OK, he could stop printing cash to reduce the crazy massive inflation right off the bat while we're talking about gas prices with the average American.

01:18:11.000 Roll back industry-crippling regulations, okay?

01:18:14.000 He could allow us to tap into untapped reserves, and he could, at the very least, allow us to have access to our own energy reserves and pipelines.

01:18:22.000 Those things would help, and the reason I say this, maybe we could get to the point of being a net exporter of oil, because for the first time in our recorded history, we did that under President Donald Trump, and we had record low gas prices, when you look at them for history, their point in history.

01:18:36.000 Absolutely.

01:18:36.000 He was doing a fantastic job.

01:18:37.000 Just get out of the way, Joe Biden.

01:18:38.000 Get out of the way. 0.53

01:18:39.000 By the way, if he has no magic wand that he can do anything about gas prices, you cannot, Don Lemon, go out and say the president has done a great job of bringing down gas prices, even though you're lying about how far they've come.

01:18:39.000 That's what you can do.

01:18:50.000 Well, they can't even come together on a lie.

01:18:52.000 One guy's like, oh, you know what?

01:18:52.000 That's the thing.

01:18:53.000 There's nothing you can do about these high gas prices.

01:18:55.000 And Don Lemon's like, oh, shoot.

01:18:56.000 I already wrote my script.

01:18:57.000 Gas prices aren't high.

01:18:59.000 Sorry.

01:19:00.000 It's too late.

01:19:02.000 And Biden's doing a great job with that!

01:19:04.000 Yeah, Strategic Oil Reserve.

01:19:05.000 Yeah, by the way, they showed some guy filling up like a 98 GMC Jimmy.

01:19:05.000 Woo-hoo!

01:19:10.000 Yeah.

01:19:11.000 Like, every car.

01:19:12.000 Go ask those people how they feel about the gas price.

01:19:15.000 It was OJ filling up his Bronco.

01:19:17.000 Yeah.

01:19:17.000 It seems like they're killing it at life and probably just want to tell you how happy they are.

01:19:21.000 Well, and their solution is, well, don't drive a gas-guzzling car.

01:19:24.000 Oh, do you have a family?

01:19:26.000 People who live in rural America or even suburban America, and some of them work blue-collar jobs or have a large amount of people to transport, minivans, full-size SUVs, pickup trucks.

01:19:37.000 We don't all live in a giant cesspool of filth and sadness that is San Francisco and drive smart cars.

01:19:44.000 Just to be clear.

01:19:45.000 You don't even have a car.

01:19:47.000 Yeah.

01:19:48.000 You just get around by the bus or the train.

01:19:50.000 Right.

01:19:50.000 You don't even have a car.

01:19:52.000 Yeah, or if you buy a car that's used because it's what you can afford, like let's say to go to your job, most of them are going to be gas guzzling cars because they're older cars that you can afford.

01:20:02.000 And guess what?

01:20:03.000 It's still better for the environment to buy an old gas guzzling car than it is to buy a new one.

01:20:08.000 People don't like to talk about that.

01:20:10.000 Still better to buy an old gas guzzling car than it is to buy a new Tesla.

01:20:15.000 We're a new Prius!

01:20:16.000 People don't understand!

01:20:17.000 It's already there!

01:20:18.000 It doesn't need to be made!

01:20:19.000 Recycle!

01:20:21.000 Well, it's like $3,000 versus $60,000.

01:20:25.000 Yeah.

01:20:26.000 Huge difference in what people can afford. 1.00

01:20:28.000 Well, that's just for you, because it's a rapist fan.

01:20:30.000 Well, I have... First of all, the paint job itself was three grand. 0.90

01:20:34.000 Yeah.

01:20:34.000 Well, you didn't have to paint over the windows.

01:20:35.000 Well, that's part of it.

01:20:37.000 Yeah, you did.

01:20:38.000 And I'm on a bare skin rock.

01:20:40.000 He painted them, he wrapped the windows in wood paneling.

01:20:43.000 I did.

01:20:43.000 Which was weird.

01:20:44.000 And it is very soundproof, I assure you.

01:20:49.000 You could have a party with CNN producers.

01:20:51.000 It's a CNN van, you get in and you're like, why is this just... I thought those were the news vans.

01:20:57.000 Plush as foam staples everywhere.

01:21:00.000 This is weird.

01:21:00.000 It's a rotating fur bed.

01:21:02.000 Is this for rapping?

01:21:04.000 This is odd, it looks like a studio.

01:21:05.000 Now here's one thing too, I will leave you with this.

01:21:07.000 I was raised, I've seen this happen.

01:21:08.000 A lot of people say, why were you raised in Canada, but this patriotic American?

01:21:12.000 Because I was raised in effectively what is socialism.

01:21:14.000 I experienced socialized healthcare.

01:21:16.000 The first video I ever did on location, one of the first Louder With Grouter installments was back in 2009.

01:21:23.000 And I went down and just had a hidden camera in socialized healthcare.

01:21:26.000 I went to the hospitals where I was treated as a kid.

01:21:30.000 And I just knew that it wasn't what Americans thought.

01:21:32.000 The same thing as it relates to energy prices.

01:21:35.000 We came to the United States.

01:21:36.000 When I moved to the United States, I could not believe the low cost of drug prices, generics.

01:21:40.000 I couldn't believe the low cost of actually seeing a doctor here if you went to go see a doctor with cash.

01:21:47.000 I could not believe the prices on most consumables at the grocery store.

01:21:50.000 It was unbelievable to me.

01:21:52.000 And what shocked me most was the price at the pump.

01:21:55.000 At that point, it actually was, I think, maybe twice the amount in Quebec.

01:21:59.000 So right now, it actually looks like in Quebec, it's $4.92 a gallon.

01:22:06.000 And keep in mind, that would typically be significantly higher in a place like Montreal we're in.

01:22:09.000 That's including all of rural Quebec, where it'll be much lower.

01:22:13.000 And it's very easy to vilify the oil companies.

01:22:17.000 And that's what everyone did.

01:22:17.000 They were bitching, going, gas prices are so high.

01:22:19.000 And the government would say, hey, man, don't look at me.

01:22:21.000 It's the company, Petroleum.

01:22:23.000 But then finally, the oil company said, really?

01:22:25.000 You think that it's because of us that the gas prices are so high?

01:22:27.000 They put a pie chart up on the pumps that showed you how much was paid in taxes, how much was going to crude costs, versus actual profits.

01:22:37.000 They're like, look, we're not the bad guys.

01:22:40.000 32% in taxes.

01:22:41.000 If you were to cut that to half, yikes, half, That would make a huge difference for Quebecers, I was about to say Americans, for Quebecers at the pump.

01:22:52.000 So this was, I remember actually going like, Dad, what's that? 1.00

01:22:55.000 He's like, well, politicians are assholes, son. 0.99

01:22:59.000 And when you go here to Esso, that was like our Exxon, he was like, when you go here to Esso or Petro-Canada, they want you to blame this guy here pumping the gas, but really it's them. 0.99

01:23:08.000 It's a pie chart that says sorry, not sorry.

01:23:11.000 Yes, precisely.

01:23:13.000 So when you storm the provincial capital, It's not a thing in Canada.

01:23:19.000 No, no.

01:23:20.000 There's nothing.

01:23:21.000 I mean, we still have the Queen and her money.

01:23:24.000 True.

01:23:24.000 There's no storming in Canada.

01:23:26.000 There's bowing!

01:23:27.000 Toonies and loonies.

01:23:28.000 Toonies and loonies.

01:23:29.000 So it's really easy.

01:23:30.000 Look, and this is something I think a lot of people, if you're a new conservative, to be led by the nose and go, oh, evil oil companies.

01:23:36.000 And to be fair, they do provide a lot of kickbacks to government.

01:23:40.000 And there are a lot of financial incentives for the big oil companies, not everyone in energy.

01:23:44.000 I just want a fair playing field at this point.

01:23:47.000 And I want Americans to be able to do As good of a job as they possibly can, not only at work, but as a father, as a mother, as a husband.

01:23:59.000 It's hard to do when everything is increasingly expensive and your rights just keep getting whittled and whittled and whittled and whittled and whittled away.

01:24:08.000 If you are watching right now, smash the like button here right before we leave and leave your comment below if you've experienced this inflation.

01:24:16.000 Helps a lot for the algorithm.

01:24:17.000 You can watch on Rumble.

01:24:18.000 We're going to play, I believe, Stephen Knows Sports.

01:24:21.000 The Heisman, right?

01:24:22.000 We're playing that on Mug Club?

01:24:24.000 We are.

01:24:25.000 That's true.

01:24:25.000 I think so.

01:24:26.000 Because they just gave that.

01:24:27.000 They did, yes.

01:24:28.000 Was it a black guy? 0.78

01:24:30.000 You'll see. 0.83

01:24:31.000 I've got it right here.

01:24:32.000 It was a black guy.

01:24:32.000 Alright, so we're going to play Stephen Knows Sports on Mug Club YouTube.

Louder with Crowder - December 13, 2021

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