Louder with Crowder - September 28, 2020


John Oliver's Supreme Court Lies DEBUNKED! | Good Morning #MugClub

Topics
Voter Fraud Voter Fraud issues voter registration card privacy violation voter registration tax loopholes and business
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Steven Crowder
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Donald Trump John Oliver Joe Biden Brian Stelter Amy Coney Barrett Mitch McConnell Christine Blasey Ford Hunter Biden Ted Cruz Kavanaugh Reagan Maddow Bush Brett Raffensperger Merrick Garland Bigfoot Bill Barack Obama Ilhan Omar Kickstarter Temecula and 43 more
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On today's show, we discuss voter fraud, Supreme Court nominee Amy Coney Barrett, and why John Oliver is a limey prick. Plus, a new coronavirus outbreak in Wisconsin, and a new record for the flu.

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00:00:00.000 10 million Michiganders will be informed on October 2nd.
00:00:09.000 The life form that controls the state, WhitmerNet, sent two computers back through time.
00:00:16.000 Their mission?
00:00:17.000 Destroy the records of the nursing home death rate.
00:00:20.000 And to watch Michigan seniors die a slow, painful death.
00:00:24.000 The first computer was programmed to erase all records of the nursing home death rate.
00:00:28.000 It failed.
00:00:30.000 The second was sent to stop an event, as before, the free speech resistance was able to send a lone warrior, an entertainer to uncover the numbers, a protector.
00:00:40.000 It was just a question of which one would arrive first.
00:00:42.000 Come with me if you want to learn.
00:01:00.000 , I That's called a late slur, because I'm chewing gum.
00:01:33.000 Are you really?
00:01:34.000 Like Thomas Hayden Church in Sideways.
00:01:36.000 You don't do that.
00:01:37.000 I'm disgusted with myself. 0.98
00:01:38.000 That's so gross. 0.99
00:01:39.000 It's on your desk! 0.98
00:01:40.000 You can see it on my desk.
00:01:40.000 Who cares?
00:01:41.000 It's my desk!
00:01:42.000 What do you care, Audio Wade?
00:01:43.000 I care.
00:01:43.000 You're not my half-Asian lawyer, Bill Richmond.
00:01:45.000 That's true.
00:01:46.000 Audio Wade is here.
00:01:48.000 Gerald A. is here.
00:01:48.000 Quarter Black Gary is here.
00:01:49.000 Hey, good morning.
00:01:50.000 What's up?
00:01:50.000 We have a lot to be talking about today.
00:01:51.000 We'll be talking about voter fraud.
00:01:52.000 We'll be talking about Amy Coney Barrett. 0.93
00:01:54.000 We'll be talking about the Supreme Court and John Oliver and why he's a limey prick.
00:01:57.000 Did I tell you Johnny Boy works with us?
00:01:59.000 He was chewing gum when we were doing Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu.
00:02:02.000 Really?
00:02:02.000 That's dangerous.
00:02:03.000 I was teaching a strangle.
00:02:07.000 It does make it easier if he chokes himself out.
00:02:10.000 Are you chewing gum?
00:02:12.000 Spit it out!
00:02:13.000 Is it a problem? 0.97
00:02:14.000 Yes, it's a problem, you mongoloid! 1.00
00:02:16.000 We're breathing on each other! 0.72
00:02:17.000 We're in fresh breath!
00:02:19.000 By the way, please do consider following me on Instagram because apparently that's where lifestyle stuff happens outside of the YouTube. 0.95
00:02:24.000 You're a thot!
00:02:25.000 And do consider joining up at ModClubLadderWithKyder.com Do you feel like you have a handle on the voter fraud going on? 0.85
00:02:38.000 And how do you think they're going to try and block Amy Coney Barrett?
00:02:43.000 I'm surprised they haven't just trotted out a cartoon of her with a bishop hat at this point.
00:02:48.000 Well, it's the whole anti-Catholicism, the whole... It has to be subtle.
00:02:53.000 Like, we didn't mean all Catholics, just, you know, all Catholics.
00:02:55.000 Democrats and subtle, that does not go together.
00:02:58.000 If you look at how they try and disqualify Amy Coney Barrett for the court, that means that no woman could ever be in the Supreme Court.
00:03:06.000 She just came from, I think it was, we'll get to it in the New York Times, like, I just don't understand how you could be a Supreme Court Justice and a loving mom.
00:03:11.000 Oh, so... So they must be a barren spinster! 1.00
00:03:17.000 And they want to demonize all Catholics who are not barred from the communion table.
00:03:24.000 That's like having a bad NRA rating.
00:03:26.000 It's like a badge of honor.
00:03:27.000 I couldn't take communion, right?
00:03:29.000 I don't think Pelosi knows yet.
00:03:29.000 I'm one of you.
00:03:31.000 I don't think she understands.
00:03:33.000 She just won't walk up. 0.99
00:03:35.000 She can't see through her Hutu tribesman scarf. 0.99
00:03:40.000 Oh, she's left kneeling.
00:03:42.000 I don't want to use the word pandering harlot, but you know, not a fan.
00:03:49.000 Let's see what they're talking about on CNN really quickly.
00:03:51.000 Wisconsin sets new coronavirus case record this weekend.
00:03:54.000 Well, guess what?
00:03:55.000 That's every day.
00:03:57.000 That's true.
00:03:57.000 Because there are more coronavirus cases today.
00:04:01.000 Then yesterday.
00:04:02.000 And there will likely be more tomorrow.
00:04:04.000 Unless there are no new cases.
00:04:06.000 You don't need to count from Sesame Street to do that.
00:04:08.000 None!
00:04:09.000 No new cases!
00:04:11.000 If there's one more, it's a new record.
00:04:13.000 That's the problem.
00:04:13.000 That's the problem with counting it past flu season and going into the next season.
00:04:17.000 By the way, does anyone have the numbers?
00:04:18.000 What were the flu deaths this last season?
00:04:20.000 Do we have those numbers?
00:04:20.000 2019, 2020.
00:04:23.000 They don't exist!
00:04:24.000 I think zero.
00:04:24.000 I don't know what!
00:04:25.000 We conquered the flu!
00:04:27.000 Speaking of pandemics though, we know that it hasn't been handled perfectly by our Commander-in-Chief Vice President Donald Trump, so there's always the alternative if you feel more confident in this week in Biden!
00:04:40.000 Understanding what you may hear about me, I have incredibly good judgment.
00:04:48.000 One, I married Jill.
00:04:50.000 And two, I appointed Johnson to the academy.
00:04:53.000 I just want you to know that. 1.00
00:04:55.000 Clap for that, you stupid bastard. 1.00
00:04:57.000 That's why I made it a priority of my entire career to work closely with you. 1.00
00:05:01.000 From the time I got to the Senate 180 years ago. 1.00
00:05:03.000 180 years ago, you know That was a great segment you stupid bastards 1.00
00:05:12.000 Ahh. 1.00
00:05:13.000 Cheer for me, you dumb pricks! 1.00
00:05:15.000 Lavish me with praise, you filthy whores! 1.00
00:05:19.000 I was appointed by Martin Van Buren. 1.00
00:05:20.000 You should respect me. 1.00
00:05:21.000 All you barren whores who are unable to bear children, give me praise! 1.00
00:05:27.000 Honor me, you dumb bitches! 1.00
00:05:31.000 Yeah. 1.00
00:05:32.000 No, it means I'm buddies!
00:05:33.000 It was a joke!
00:05:34.000 It was a goof!
00:05:34.000 That's like the kid who took things way too seriously.
00:05:37.000 Hey, I heard your mom is so fat that, uh, whatever, I don't know, what was it, she plays pool with the planets. 1.00
00:05:42.000 The other kid's like, yeah, I hear your mom had breast cancer and had a mastectomy.
00:05:45.000 You're like, oh my god.
00:05:46.000 Oh, geez.
00:05:47.000 That was way too far, Dustin.
00:05:48.000 He's like, well, you know what, you started it.
00:05:50.000 No, he didn't start that. 1.00
00:05:52.000 You made this point, but I'm very much looking forward to the Atlantic's full piece on the Joe Biden dumb bastard. 0.99
00:05:58.000 Do I think it was a joke? 0.99
00:05:59.000 Sure, but I think we should take it at face value just like they do with Donald Trump with the losers and suckers, which when I mean face value I mean anonymous sources as opposed to videotape. 0.98
00:06:07.000 Of course. 0.98
00:06:07.000 You gotta play the game like they say. 0.98
00:06:11.000 There is more proof! 1.00
00:06:13.000 That Joseph Biden said dumb bastards. 1.00
00:06:16.000 Stupid bastards. 1.00
00:06:17.000 That's way worse because I know little kids who are like, he said the S word. 1.00
00:06:21.000 I'm like, your brother said shit? 1.00
00:06:22.000 They're like, no. 1.00
00:06:24.000 He said stupid. 1.00
00:06:24.000 I'm like, that's not even that bad of a word. 1.00
00:06:26.000 He said stupid bastards. 1.00
00:06:28.000 There's more evidence of that than Donald Trump saying losers and suckers. 1.00
00:06:31.000 And by the way, I don't really care. 0.99
00:06:32.000 Hey, I want to be clear about this.
00:06:34.000 Do I support our troops?
00:06:34.000 Absolutely.
00:06:35.000 Do I support our military?
00:06:36.000 Of course.
00:06:37.000 Do I believe in a strong military defense?
00:06:38.000 Yes.
00:06:38.000 Do I think that you can support our military without necessarily supporting every single war?
00:06:42.000 Absolutely. 1.00
00:06:42.000 Do I think there are some stupid bastards in the military? 1.00
00:06:44.000 Well, the odds would say at least a couple. 1.00
00:06:48.000 But he didn't know that!
00:06:50.000 And 180 years in the Senate?
00:06:52.000 I don't even know if that's a thing.
00:06:53.000 If you cannot tell, then that's a problem.
00:06:57.000 He could have been joking there, but it was bad.
00:06:59.000 So he needed a warm-up act for the troops.
00:07:01.000 There was a very cold reception he was getting.
00:07:03.000 It was bad jokes, but he was like, see, I married Jill!
00:07:06.000 Crickets.
00:07:06.000 Like, uh-oh.
00:07:07.000 We don't care.
00:07:08.000 You need to ease into the ropes.
00:07:10.000 You don't just bring out DePaulo and Jeff Ross right on the outset.
00:07:14.000 You need a rich little to sort of till the soil a little bit.
00:07:19.000 Have him do his Reagan. 0.74
00:07:20.000 Yeah, have him do his Reagan.
00:07:21.000 He does a fantastic Reagan.
00:07:23.000 Also, what it would look like if Robert De Niro were cooking vegetables.
00:07:27.000 It might look something like this.
00:07:33.000 Anyway, I know audio weight is not on audio standards.
00:07:37.000 Does it sound a little roomy to you?
00:07:38.000 Is it just me?
00:07:39.000 It sounds a little bit roomy.
00:07:41.000 This is what happens when you replace Joseph Biden.
00:07:44.000 Let's move on to the voter fraud issue.
00:07:45.000 This is something that...
00:07:46.000 Okay, let me be really clear.
00:07:47.000 When people say, hey, there's no evidence of voter fraud at all, there's no evidence of mass voter fraud, those people are either completely uninformed or lying.
00:07:57.000 Now, there are two issues here as to mail-in voting, and I think that Democrats are real, and I want you guys to be clear on this, because I think that Republicans and conservatives have done a disservice by conflating the issues, and then of course Democrats just try and act like it doesn't exist at all, except for the fact that, you know, look at black Black liberal groups and organizations and even Biden himself voting in person because they realize, oh crap, mail-in voting doesn't work and the majority of them are going to be Democrats. 0.76
00:08:21.000 We're kind of shooting ourselves in the dick. 1.00
00:08:23.000 You're like, why would he say dick? 1.00
00:08:26.000 I don't know if he's joking or not. 0.99
00:08:27.000 It's Biden.
00:08:27.000 You can never tell.
00:08:29.000 But there are two sides to this issue.
00:08:30.000 There's voter fraud, and I want to be clear what we will be talking about today.
00:08:35.000 I've only used examples that have been verified by a judge, an official court, or the state governing body for the election or an unbiased commission.
00:08:44.000 There are hundreds of examples that you can find that are not included here, but these are ones that wouldn't be in dispute.
00:08:50.000 You wouldn't think.
00:08:51.000 There's voter fraud.
00:08:53.000 Happens outright fraud.
00:08:54.000 And then a bigger side of the issue, but is separate, is the fact that we have a mail-in system that is just not functional, is just not equipped or designed to deal with an election of this scale.
00:09:04.000 Those are two sides of the issue.
00:09:05.000 The voter fraud side of the issue occurs to the tune of, as you'll see, thousands of verified votes, which is the margin of error, more so.
00:09:12.000 Yeah, absolutely.
00:09:13.000 in swing states, 500-something in Florida with the Bush-Gore election, and then the
00:09:17.000 processing issues number in the hundreds of thousands to millions.
00:09:21.000 Undeniable, completely verifiable, we'll walk you through it.
00:09:24.000 Anyone who says otherwise is either misinformed, that's most likely, or lying, or Brian Stelter.
00:09:30.000 Send him this link.
00:09:32.000 He won't read it.
00:09:32.000 But before I get to the empirical, sir, this gum is really going to... Ooh, that is fossilizing.
00:09:37.000 That's gross.
00:09:40.000 It is.
00:09:40.000 Let's start with the anecdotal.
00:09:43.000 So this happened this morning.
00:09:44.000 I haven't been able to verify this, but Project Veritas had a new video on voter fraud occurring in the favorite pirate representative, Ilhan Omar's district.
00:09:55.000 Here you go.
00:09:56.000 Your numbers don't lie!
00:09:57.000 Numbers don't lie!
00:09:58.000 But you do!
00:10:16.000 There was video.
00:10:17.000 You could see the video.
00:10:18.000 There was a video out and about that he has the ballots in his car.
00:10:22.000 Right.
00:10:23.000 And talking about the only way you can win is with money.
00:10:27.000 I was looking at them and they were not filled.
00:10:29.000 They were blank.
00:10:30.000 Who was the one filling out the absentee ballots?
00:10:33.000 Some people who work would sit like in a panel bar.
00:10:37.000 No, I know, on the surface, that would look pretty bad.
00:10:40.000 Sure.
00:10:40.000 Beneath the surface, it's horrible.
00:10:42.000 Also bad.
00:10:43.000 Yeah, it gets worse.
00:10:45.000 Ugly is skin deep and deeper, actually.
00:10:48.000 It's like a far-infrared beam that goes below the epidermis, which should be enough.
00:10:54.000 Now, that being said, a lot of these were, like, Somali retirees, so I don't know that it really was affecting the outcome of the vote.
00:11:00.000 I mean, maybe.
00:11:01.000 With the foregone conclusion.
00:11:02.000 I am the captain now.
00:11:03.000 It's like, I can't write in English, you fill in ballot for me.
00:11:06.000 Vote for Sakalaka Mahalava... Who's that? 0.95
00:11:06.000 Alright, fine. 0.95
00:11:09.000 Me.
00:11:10.000 You sure you don't want to vote for Ilhan Omar?
00:11:13.000 No.
00:11:14.000 Okay.
00:11:15.000 Alright, I'm going to take these from you.
00:11:17.000 I'll take these off your hands.
00:11:18.000 And can you let me know where the Veterans Hospital is?
00:11:22.000 I'd like to throw theirs in a ditch.
00:11:26.000 We'll get to that in a second. 0.98
00:11:27.000 That actually happened.
00:11:30.000 And over the weekend, of course, let me show you this too.
00:11:33.000 This is anecdotal.
00:11:35.000 This happened with a friend of mine.
00:11:36.000 So I want to be clear.
00:11:37.000 A friend of mine received these ballots, and all of the personal identification has been removed here.
00:11:41.000 You can bring this overlay up there, TokenOwner.
00:11:43.000 Ballots, sorry, a voter registration card for his dad, who not only hasn't lived at that house, but hasn't been alive for several decades.
00:11:52.000 It's a big deal.
00:11:54.000 It won't be accepted.
00:11:55.000 Actually, yeah, he could just put in a signature that looks like his dad's signature, and there could be voting twice, which has happened again to the tune of thousands, where you look at Georgia, Pennsylvania.
00:12:03.000 So this is something that happened with my... and I expect... I've received some mail from the previous resident at my house that at the very least is a gross violation of privacy, where I could have screwed with their lives, but I don't know if I've gotten any voter cards yet, but I'll check with my wife.
00:12:18.000 She checks the mail because one time I found a spider.
00:12:23.000 Stephen's not the spider-killing husband, okay?
00:12:26.000 I don't know if anybody did notice.
00:12:27.000 No, I reached in, and there was a spider that went in.
00:12:30.000 You know, they're always creepy when they're going down, because it's very predatorial.
00:12:33.000 It's the stuff that nightmares are made of.
00:12:36.000 So my wife checks the mail. 1.00
00:12:38.000 She doesn't mind spiders.
00:12:39.000 If we go into a scenario where we know there will be snakes, I handle it.
00:12:44.000 That situation has not arisen yet.
00:12:45.000 Okay, so you traded snakes and spiders.
00:12:47.000 Snakes and spiders.
00:12:48.000 Alright, that's fine.
00:12:48.000 Yeah.
00:12:49.000 You're a pansy. 1.00
00:12:49.000 It's fair. 1.00
00:12:50.000 Wow.
00:12:51.000 It's called an equitable arrangement, Mr. Mom.
00:12:53.000 It's true, it's very true.
00:12:54.000 And that film does not hold up.
00:12:56.000 No, it doesn't.
00:12:57.000 Not at all.
00:12:59.000 I've got taxes on CNN, Donald Trump, which we'll get to in a little bit, but let's continue talking about the voter fraud because I know I mentioned that people who tell you there is no evidence of mass voter fraud or errors, I want to include both of those, are misinformed or lying, and with our favorite straight CNN host in chief, it's take your guess.
00:13:16.000 Here is Mr. Stelter.
00:13:18.000 Americans are not hearing Trump lie about voter fraud every day.
00:13:21.000 But his biggest supporters are!
00:13:23.000 They are hearing it all the time.
00:13:25.000 And he's been telling ghost stories about voter fraud all year long.
00:13:29.000 He has used the word rigged dozens of times.
00:13:32.000 The word ballots hundreds of times.
00:13:35.000 He did it again just one hour ago. 1.00
00:13:37.000 You son of a bitch! 1.00
00:13:39.000 He's using the word ballots! 1.00
00:13:43.000 We've said it hundreds of times.
00:13:44.000 Listen, we have a president with no respect for American cultural in- Do you want a commander-in-chief who says the word ballots?
00:13:53.000 It's an election year.
00:13:55.000 Of course he's going to use the word ballots.
00:13:56.000 And he did it one hour ago.
00:13:58.000 Also, we checked.
00:13:59.000 Oh my gosh.
00:14:00.000 He used the word vote 4,452 times.
00:14:04.000 And then black people should be free to vote, unhindered. 0.97
00:14:07.000 Man, I don't want to pay any more nuisance money! 0.97
00:14:09.000 My God, with the nuisance money!
00:14:12.000 Sweetheart, if you're watching, my wife, make sure I don't pay any nuisance money. 1.00
00:14:16.000 My actual woman wife.
00:14:17.000 Okay, let's go through a couple of things here.
00:14:20.000 There's a big difference between absentee and what we're talking about with mail-in voting.
00:14:23.000 This year, this election, there will be 44.2 million people who get unsolicited ballots, meaning people who will get ballots who did not request them.
00:14:32.000 That is very different from absentee ballots in most states.
00:14:35.000 And it varies from state to state, but this is now a blanket rule, and of course you have different states now who are extending the deadlines past the elections for the processing.
00:14:42.000 My solution is really simple at this point.
00:14:44.000 Hey, alright, you want to do mail-in voting?
00:14:45.000 Fine.
00:14:45.000 If it can't be counted and processed by election, we're done.
00:14:49.000 You have time now!
00:14:50.000 Just do it!
00:14:52.000 If you are too incompetent to fill out a return envelope that is already basically, I think it's pre-stamped if I'm not mistaken, I have no idea.
00:15:00.000 I don't know the last time I bought a stamp was at a furniture store.
00:15:03.000 I think you have to stamp them.
00:15:04.000 And from what I understand, it has to be postmarked by midnight on election day?
00:15:09.000 In most states?
00:15:10.000 That's an insane system.
00:15:11.000 This is going to be a very long election stream for us.
00:15:15.000 Two and a half weeks long.
00:15:16.000 I have no interest in doing that.
00:15:18.000 Can we get a live camera on the stamper right there?
00:15:20.000 Yeah.
00:15:21.000 We'll give you almost the results.
00:15:24.000 44.2 million.
00:15:24.000 Now let's go to states here, examples of active fraud that has occurred.
00:15:29.000 And then we'll get to the errors.
00:15:29.000 So active fraud.
00:15:30.000 Let's go to the wonderful state of Pennsylvania, Swing State. 0.99
00:15:33.000 A mail sorter, this is the one you've heard about recently, threw Trump ballots in the trash.
00:15:36.000 There were nine military ballots that were found that were just discarded in Pennsylvania.
00:15:40.000 Seven of them were for Trump, two were unknown.
00:15:42.000 This is just what we found.
00:15:43.000 Do you have any idea how easy it would be to do that?
00:15:45.000 Do you have any idea how incompetent the Postal Service is?
00:15:48.000 They've posted losses for 13 years!
00:15:50.000 You're complaining about Donald Trump writing off losses as a business owner?
00:15:54.000 Your taxpayers fund a business that would do better if they didn't use the wheel!
00:16:03.000 They set out several logs and just roll the trucks.
00:16:06.000 Right!
00:16:06.000 Yeah!
00:16:06.000 Egyptian system.
00:16:08.000 Just use email.
00:16:09.000 There's some guy with a beard and rapids with a log.
00:16:15.000 All these members of Santa Claus!
00:16:17.000 I'd pay to see that.
00:16:18.000 Alright, Texas.
00:16:20.000 Let's go to the wonderful state of Texas that the polls are now saying are a toss-up state in case you wondered if the polls were designed to manipulate public opinion rather than reflect them.
00:16:28.000 Texas, Attorney General there has brought 134 felony charges.
00:16:32.000 134 over widespread voter fraud.
00:16:35.000 That's not widespread.
00:16:36.000 No, you know, there are no examples.
00:16:38.000 None, zero.
00:16:39.000 Except for those 134.
00:16:41.000 I'd hate to make a claim that would force me to pay nuisance money!
00:16:45.000 Georgia, the good old state of Georgia, some would say significant in the election.
00:16:49.000 Secretary of State Brett, I want to make sure I'm not getting this wrong, Brett Raffensperger.
00:16:53.000 At some point you go with a Hollywood name, just like Brad Cruz.
00:16:59.000 Brad Steele.
00:17:00.000 Pick the first street you lived on.
00:17:02.000 A thousand residents.
00:17:06.000 Vote early, vote often.
00:17:07.000 That's a lot of votes.
00:17:09.000 Thousand-some residents literally vote often. That's a lot of examples, New Jersey
00:17:14.000 This one I love a judge even ruled and ordered a new election because a sitting City Councilman was charged with
00:17:20.000 fraud over 800 ballots Could not be counted because there was active fraud from
00:17:26.000 someone who was already in government Which is always remarkable to me, by the way when people
00:17:31.000 talk, you know, think about the rock against Bush You think about the rage against the machine? Yeah, but all
00:17:35.000 of a sudden these people who rage against the machine their rebels are
00:17:38.000 encouraging mail Encouraging trusting the government already elected
00:17:43.000 officials and a giant government bureaucracy in the Postal Service with your vote
00:17:48.000 Is there anything less rebellious than rocking the mail-in vote for Pelosi?
00:17:52.000 Wow.
00:17:55.000 Think about that for a second.
00:17:57.000 Maybe voting for Joseph Biden.
00:18:00.000 We're going to destroy the system by voting for the guy who has done nothing but work in the system for 50 years, has hair plugs, and doesn't know where he is half the time.
00:18:09.000 180 years.
00:18:11.000 See my Che shirt for reference.
00:18:16.000 By the way, hit the notification bell if you're watching this, because subscriptions don't mean a whole lot on YouTube.
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00:18:29.000 Before we move on to the actual, like, widespread, although I would think that the many thousands that we just listed, the many millions of examples of widespread voter processing errors.
00:18:40.000 Yeah, yeah, exactly.
00:18:41.000 So, MIT, this, like, far-right-leaning institution, right?
00:18:45.000 MIT actually came out with a study about the 2008 election race.
00:18:49.000 3.9 million ballots that were requested or mailed out never arrived.
00:18:53.000 2.9 million for whatever reason were never returned.
00:18:59.000 So let's just say they just decided not to vote.
00:19:01.000 But 800,000 people's ballots were invalidated either for being late, for not being filled out correctly, for not having a signature.
00:19:07.000 I think stamps are an issue sometimes.
00:19:09.000 That is massive.
00:19:10.000 If you're talking about wanting everybody's vote to count, having them do it by mail is the absolute worst possible way.
00:19:17.000 And we've known this for decades.
00:19:19.000 That's why we don't do it en masse.
00:19:21.000 Some people have done it and they've worked with private industry for years.
00:19:24.000 If you want mail-in voting to work, have it done by FedEx.
00:19:27.000 Yeah, and this is why the death rates and this is why the numbers matter for coronavirus, because this is all done on the pretense that this is all in response to some crazy epidemic that just is killing everybody who walks out of their house, but it's just not the case.
00:19:41.000 And then, yeah, that's why they're trying to push the mail-in voting thing. 0.95
00:19:44.000 Right, and it's the dumbest thing ever. 0.99
00:19:46.000 You brought it up. 0.99
00:19:47.000 Typically, it impacts people who are voting Democrat more than Republican.
00:19:51.000 Like, if you're like, hey, what is the worst thing?
00:19:53.000 Explain on the Eid lay, because they might be isning lay.
00:19:58.000 Oh, I think it's too ate lay.
00:20:00.000 That's true. 0.95
00:20:02.000 It's never too late to screw with Democrats.
00:20:04.000 I think it was 4 million people requested or are getting mail-in ballots or said they would vote by mail.
00:20:09.000 I'm not exactly sure how it works because you don't have to request them now.
00:20:13.000 And I was surprised because a lot of Republicans were getting nervous saying, oh, 2.4 million, I believe, are coming from Democrats and 1.6 million from Republicans.
00:20:20.000 Considering how often Republicans talk about voting in person, how important it is to them, I was surprised that it wasn't 0.0 million.
00:20:27.000 So 1.6 is not that bad.
00:20:29.000 And voter registration is up in Donald Trump's key demographics and down in the ones that are key Democrat demographics.
00:20:35.000 And it's interesting that you see now the pivot.
00:20:37.000 We're like, you should vote by mail.
00:20:39.000 Vote by mail in person as if you can vote early.
00:20:43.000 Just in person.
00:20:45.000 Just do it early and wear your mask.
00:20:48.000 It's your patriotic duty to brave the coronavirus now.
00:20:51.000 That's going to be the pivot.
00:20:52.000 This is too important to stay home.
00:20:54.000 It is your duty.
00:20:55.000 Go out and do your part.
00:20:55.000 I know my duty.
00:20:56.000 It is your duty.
00:20:57.000 I know my duty.
00:20:58.000 I've been working in the Senate for 180 years. 0.96
00:21:01.000 I would give him the benefit of the doubt if he wasn't crazy.
00:21:06.000 It's kind of like when an old person says something absolutely racist, and you're like, well, hold on a second, I'm not sure if that was a joke because they're 95, and it didn't really have a punchline.
00:21:16.000 Like, I don't know if he was joking, saying he'd been in government in 180 years, because there was no setup, punchline, he just continued like nothing had happened.
00:21:23.000 And it wasn't funny.
00:21:23.000 And there was no intent there.
00:21:26.000 Old people say racist things typically because they're often racist.
00:21:29.000 Yeah, I think maybe that's the brilliance of Joe Biden.
00:21:31.000 We just don't know anymore.
00:21:32.000 We can't really tell if he's joking, if he screwed up, if the prompter was wrong, if he just forgot where he was.
00:21:38.000 He's the Tony Clifton of presidential candidates.
00:21:42.000 It's 4D chess.
00:21:43.000 I am so ashamed that my country has come to this.
00:21:47.000 Alright, let's go to the mail-in now.
00:21:49.000 Those are the examples of outright fraud.
00:21:51.000 Okay, so I want you to send this.
00:21:52.000 If anyone says there are no examples, well, we just listed four or five.
00:21:55.000 Now let's go to the mail-in process not working.
00:21:58.000 And it shouldn't be surprising if you understand that mail-in is run by government.
00:22:05.000 Oh, well, that.
00:22:06.000 Although, we hate the police.
00:22:07.000 We want to defund the police because we believe that police unions protect bad cops.
00:22:12.000 Well, let me ask you this.
00:22:15.000 What do you think happens to bad postal workers?
00:22:17.000 Have you ever tried to fire one?
00:22:19.000 It's not possible.
00:22:20.000 They just keep coming back.
00:22:21.000 I had a friend who said, there's no way.
00:22:23.000 You just put them in a break room forever until retirement.
00:22:26.000 Yeah, it's like teachers.
00:22:27.000 Same thing.
00:22:28.000 It's just a life of nothing but backgammon and tuna fish sandwiches.
00:22:32.000 It's almost the UAW level.
00:22:36.000 Of non-workers per retiree.
00:22:39.000 Alright, so the mail-in process.
00:22:41.000 Let's go to California, the sunny state of California.
00:22:43.000 More than 100,000 ballots were rejected in an election.
00:22:46.000 Now, recently, I think this was last election or a primary, I don't have the exact year in front of me.
00:22:51.000 And here's the thing, I want to be clear, most of them were because people missed the deadline.
00:22:54.000 But that's not an issue here because we don't know if there's a deadline.
00:22:57.000 Depends on when the cutoff... Depends on how the votes are coming in and which county.
00:23:03.000 So in Michigan, the deadline is going to be once Wayne County, Detroit comes in and we... Done.
00:23:07.000 No more Western Michigan or Northern Michigan.
00:23:09.000 With California, once San Francisco... That's the only deadline we care about.
00:23:12.000 Then cut it off!
00:23:13.000 What about Temecula? 0.99
00:23:14.000 I don't give a shit about Temecula! 0.98
00:23:16.000 It's San Francisco is the deadline, folks! 0.92
00:23:18.000 So, a lot of them missed the deadline, but 27,000 in California were rejected because the signatures didn't match the voter, or just didn't have any signature at all.
00:23:28.000 Think about that for a second.
00:23:28.000 Didn't match the voter!
00:23:31.000 But nobody's doing this on purpose!
00:23:33.000 Has anyone here ever forged their own, like, sick notes from their parents or doctors when you were a kid and you missed school?
00:23:39.000 I don't know, they're gonna do oppo research on me and, like, claim that's a felony?
00:23:42.000 Listen!
00:23:42.000 It's on his permanent record!
00:23:44.000 I signed myself an absentee slip as my dad or Dr. Glombois.
00:23:48.000 It's not, I mean, you know, I didn't shoot a cop, I didn't beat up a cop!
00:23:52.000 Right?
00:23:53.000 Didn't hurt a car with a dead body already in it!
00:23:55.000 Alright, New York!
00:23:57.000 Six weeks after the election, this recent one, two congressional seats, they still hadn't been decided.
00:24:02.000 So that's an interesting one.
00:24:03.000 Then here's something else.
00:24:04.000 There could be 250,000 voters in New York who could just be illegal or using false social security numbers because of a recent law that they voted in to get a driver's license where you can use foreign documentation.
00:24:14.000 Foreign documentation for a driver's license.
00:24:16.000 You remember this?
00:24:16.000 When I went to the DMV here, I had two pieces of picture ID, my birth certificate, but they used to tell you, tear up your social security number.
00:24:24.000 So I brought in my tax returns, and they said, well, we can't accept it.
00:24:27.000 I said, well, that's your tax ID number.
00:24:29.000 I said, it's you called it that!
00:24:31.000 You called it!
00:24:32.000 It's the same number!
00:24:33.000 Just put it in the machine there that says social security number and put in the number that has the exact same amount of numbers as a social security number like don't you have the ability to just pop in my social security number and see if it's me and they said we can't do that here at the DMV.
00:24:46.000 Would you like us to handle your elections?
00:24:50.000 Check the box if you're satisfied.
00:24:52.000 I'd have someone who worked here!
00:24:54.000 Are you serious?
00:24:55.000 Yeah, well, what about this?
00:24:57.000 What if we had, what, 250,000?
00:24:57.000 What if we said, 250,000 Russians are going to be able to vote in New York?
00:24:59.000 Are you guys cool with that?
00:25:00.000 Yeah, well what about this? What if we had, what, 250,000?
00:25:03.000 What if we said 250,000 Russians are going to be able to vote in New York?
00:25:06.000 Are you guys cool with that?
00:25:08.000 I mean, you think Russian—you think the election interference sparked 250,000 votes for Donald Trump?
00:25:13.000 Let's just say that across the nation.
00:25:14.000 Carry that out into Texas, into California.
00:25:16.000 We know Texas is somewhere just under 100,000.
00:25:18.000 In California there are claims of 400,000 roughly, right?
00:25:22.000 I can't substantiate it because it's just a claim, of 400,000 people that have the ability to vote that are not residents of the United States.
00:25:29.000 And again, the margin of victory in Florida was, what, 537 for Bush over Gore, and that decided the election, or at least it was a huge part of it.
00:25:39.000 I think in some of the swing states, too, it's a very close margin of victory.
00:25:42.000 I think it was like 80,000 combined votes that he won by in a couple of swing states that basically determined the election.
00:25:48.000 So where's the line for mass?
00:25:50.000 They're like, oh, there's no widespread voter fraud.
00:25:51.000 Where's your line?
00:25:53.000 What does it take?
00:25:54.000 Millions?
00:25:54.000 I draw the line, you know, intent matters here, so I draw the line at intentionally five.
00:26:01.000 But now that we have over 500,000, intention sort of goes out the window.
00:26:07.000 Incompetence takes over, which is also the same reason I have a problem with Joe Biden becoming president.
00:26:13.000 I want to be clear, there's intent and there's incompetence.
00:26:15.000 There's intent, voter fraud, we have those examples, and then there's incompetence, which is pretty much any government agency.
00:26:21.000 How about just throwing them away?
00:26:23.000 That guy, you talked about it.
00:26:24.000 Seven of those votes.
00:26:25.000 That's only seven.
00:26:25.000 And Jake Tapper in CNN came on and said this was clearly a mistake, an administrative mistake.
00:26:31.000 How?
00:26:32.000 A person that was hired threw them in the trash.
00:26:35.000 How is that a glitch in the system?
00:26:38.000 What the hell kind of argument is that?
00:26:40.000 Somebody knowingly threw votes away for Donald Trump. 0.99
00:26:41.000 It was in a ditch that became a hobo's heroin vomit sock. 0.79
00:26:46.000 Geez, are you serious?
00:26:47.000 We're crying out loud.
00:26:48.000 It's not an administrative mistake!
00:26:51.000 Okay?
00:26:51.000 It's just some homeless guy who has no arms or legs on a skateboard with his nubs who's using it to blow his nose.
00:26:58.000 That's how we found it.
00:26:59.000 He's like, can you blow my nose?
00:27:00.000 I can't reach.
00:27:01.000 I'm like, these are ballots!
00:27:03.000 Really?
00:27:03.000 Yeah, I've used them before.
00:27:05.000 They work great.
00:27:07.000 Wow.
00:27:08.000 Absorbent?
00:27:08.000 I love the paperweight.
00:27:09.000 They've got aloe.
00:27:10.000 Oh.
00:27:12.000 And like you said, the numbers really matter, and we are going to be, of course, in Michigan on October 2nd, that's Friday at noon, the rally in Lansing, for the senior death toll.
00:27:22.000 We are going to be talking about the policy, proactively, that has led to the deaths of many, many seniors in Michigan, and how you've been misled, and we have some exclusive information that we're still waiting on right now, but it takes a while because Freedom of Information requests from the government.
00:27:36.000 Sometimes they take a long time.
00:27:37.000 Also, when you have a little authoritarian governor who doesn't think she has to honor requests during a pandemic. Well then she just doesn't. 1.00
00:27:44.000 Oh. You know how it is.
00:27:46.000 Yeah.
00:27:47.000 It's not a good pandemic.
00:27:48.000 Virginia.
00:27:49.000 Then we also have Virginia, sorry final state here, a thousand some voters received two
00:27:53.000 mail-in ballots. Now I don't know if they actually voted twice like the other ones that
00:27:57.000 we can just they received two.
00:27:58.000 They could have.
00:27:59.000 So your guess is as good as mine. But we have a problem with Donald Trump joking about vote
00:28:04.000 twice. We don't have a problem with a thousand people actually being able to vote twice.
00:28:08.000 If you were to measure the sort of the price tag on a vote.
00:28:13.000 Let's say this is a little mental exercise.
00:28:15.000 And you know what?
00:28:16.000 Bloomberg did put a price tag on it.
00:28:18.000 It's the felony fines.
00:28:20.000 I don't know what the average is, but I assume it's a few hundred dollars.
00:28:24.000 If you were to put a price tag, would you say it's more than $10,000 over 3,000 ads, which is the entirety of the Russian interference in the last election?
00:28:33.000 We're not even getting into the billions of dollars in manipulated search results from Big Tech, Google, Alphabet, YouTube, Twitter, Facebook.
00:28:40.000 Just, okay, how many votes?
00:28:43.000 What is a vote worth?
00:28:44.000 How much do you think, if they would never be caught, how much do you think a politician would pay for a vote to guarantee them an election, particularly in a swing state like Pennsylvania?
00:28:54.000 $3?
00:28:54.000 Because if it's $3, if it's $4, if it's $10, it's more than all of Putin's minions combined from the KGB running clickbait ads on Facebook.
00:29:05.000 So I just want to be clear when we talk about interference in our election.
00:29:08.000 This is the problem, the same problem that we have with the media, is not the lies that you see proactively, but the lies by omission.
00:29:13.000 That's why I don't have a problem with Maddow.
00:29:14.000 People say, well why do you talk about Maddow?
00:29:16.000 Why don't you talk about Maddow?
00:29:17.000 I don't care about Maddox. 0.97
00:29:18.000 Listen, you know what you're getting from an MSNBC lesbian who looks like a 12-year-old boy. 1.00
00:29:23.000 You know exactly what you're getting.
00:29:25.000 Listen, she goes and gets the Princeton to the barbershop. 0.99
00:29:28.000 She goes and says, give me the Princeton that used to be the number three.
00:29:30.000 So my point is you know what you're getting.
00:29:32.000 When you have Brian Stelter who every day goes out there, well every time he does a show it's once a week because work ethic.
00:29:37.000 So he goes out and he says, this is the importance of the media when you have Donald Trump trashing the media.
00:29:44.000 Yeah, listen, the only institution that Americans trust less than they did for years is the media, and rightfully so!
00:29:51.000 Rightfully so!
00:29:52.000 You've said that none of these examples exist!
00:29:55.000 Yeah, and you call Donald Trump a liar every time he brings up the fact that this could lead to widespread voter fraud.
00:30:00.000 If you want your vote counted, don't do it.
00:30:02.000 Like, every single time you're like, there's no evidence of this, sir, every time he just goes and lies.
00:30:06.000 And he said ballots again.
00:30:07.000 He said ballots.
00:30:08.000 Oh, he said the word again!
00:30:10.000 He said it!
00:30:10.000 He said ballots!
00:30:11.000 It's like his word of the day.
00:30:14.000 Yeah. 1.00
00:30:15.000 He only has time for one show a week because the rest of the week he's having straight sex with his female wife. 1.00
00:30:20.000 Also, I shouldn't say this on air, but I have many bitches on the side. 1.00
00:30:27.000 Sorry, sweetie, you had to find out that way. 0.99
00:30:29.000 I have a voracious straight sex appetite. 0.98
00:30:32.000 Female! 1.00
00:30:33.000 You need to go to therapy. 0.97
00:30:36.000 Oh my gosh. 1.00
00:30:39.000 The only thing that gets me more excited than another woman is maybe a kangaroo because they have three vaginas. 1.00
00:30:46.000 Three is better than none. 1.00
00:30:47.000 I don't understand this.
00:30:51.000 Dave Lando was telling me about that.
00:30:53.000 It's not true.
00:30:54.000 I didn't watch that episode of Magic School Bus.
00:30:55.000 I have no idea.
00:30:56.000 I cannot verify those clues.
00:30:58.000 All the other sources that I provided for you, I'll vouch for.
00:31:03.000 I don't know.
00:31:03.000 I don't know about the kangaroos or, to be honest, Mr. Stelter's daily sexual goals.
00:31:10.000 You're right.
00:31:11.000 I can't speculate.
00:31:12.000 But really quickly, I do want to let you guys know, not only are we doing the Michigan stream, but we are doing, of course, the live debate stream tomorrow night, Tuesday, I believe.
00:31:19.000 When does it start there, Toconut?
00:31:20.000 Do we know that it starts at 8.30 Eastern?
00:31:22.000 8.30 Eastern.
00:31:23.000 8.30 Eastern, and we're actually going to have Ted Cruz on the stream for a free show interview with our predictions for the stream.
00:31:30.000 Senator Ted Cruz.
00:31:30.000 Senator Ted Cruz, looking forward to that.
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00:33:58.000 So John Oliver right now is, I don't want to say making the rounds, it's tough for me to debunk John Oliver like we used to in the rebuttals because the arguments are really thick.
00:34:05.000 There's not a lot of there.
00:34:07.000 Before we get to John Oliver, you wanted to talk about Donald Trump's taxes. 0.96
00:34:11.000 I don't give a rat's ass about this because It was like, uh, like, uh, Geraldo Rivera opening Capone's Tomb. 0.98
00:34:17.000 For sure. 0.99
00:34:18.000 Oh, oh my gosh!
00:34:19.000 You mean a business owner lost money?
00:34:22.000 Oh no! 0.75
00:34:23.000 What a frickin' nightmare!
00:34:25.000 I know. 0.64
00:34:25.000 Well, I just, I hate that it's going around like it's some bombshell story. 0.64
00:34:29.000 I'm like, you guys have really lost all perspective on what a bombshell story is.
00:34:33.000 Just quickly, people- Also, not bombshell stories are when actual bombshells go off.
00:34:38.000 Exactly, that's not the same.
00:34:41.000 How much capital did most people risk last year when they got it?
00:34:43.000 Well, hold on, let's be clear about this because people are making the argument.
00:34:46.000 They're saying that, oh, Donald Trump paid less in taxes.
00:34:48.000 I saw this tweet, Donald Trump paid less in taxes than some kid working at McDonald's for 40 hours a week.
00:34:51.000 Well, how much did that kid invest in R&D?
00:34:53.000 Yeah, exactly.
00:34:55.000 Well, it was in 2016 that Hillary Clinton said, Donald Trump doesn't want you to see his tax returns because that'll show that he hasn't paid anything in tax.
00:35:02.000 And then he's like, well, that makes me smart.
00:35:06.000 So it's a breaking news story that somebody paid the legal amount of taxes that they owed, right?
00:35:11.000 They used the tax system that is there.
00:35:13.000 And also, by the way, I don't know if you guys know this, but Joe Biden uses the exact same scheme.
00:35:17.000 He has an S-corp that basically prevents him from having to pay Medicare and Social Security and saves him $500,000.
00:35:24.000 Not in a year.
00:35:25.000 I always forget that politicians also make business money and there are no insider trading laws.
00:35:28.000 the business profits that they run through an S-corp. I always forget that politicians
00:35:33.000 also make business money. Yes, on the side. And there are no insider trading laws. Exactly.
00:35:38.000 So, I mean, Joe Biden actually came out and said that this was a loophole and that it should be
00:35:43.000 closed. It's like, oh, by the way, and I'm using it until it is. Right.
00:35:46.000 Why is somebody going out and using the tax code, an illegal thing now, and it's something that we should all applaud?
00:35:52.000 I don't want to get into using the tax code.
00:35:53.000 I think the tax code should be simplified.
00:35:54.000 It should, but it's not yet. 0.99
00:35:56.000 They're banking on dumb Americans who don't understand what it is to run a business. 0.99
00:36:00.000 Do you have any idea how many years I made nothing? 0.99
00:36:02.000 Now, that doesn't mean there wasn't hundreds of thousands of dollars that you had to generate pay, that you had to pay out to create websites, to build a studio.
00:36:10.000 People don't understand that.
00:36:11.000 Just revenue coming in doesn't mean net profit.
00:36:14.000 That happens all the time.
00:36:15.000 Let me ask you this.
00:36:16.000 For someone who says, oh my gosh, I can't believe that a business owner would pay less than I do.
00:36:20.000 How many of you have ever paid out six or seven figures to employees annually?
00:36:25.000 How many of you have ever had to do that?
00:36:27.000 And if you haven't, then you may not have a firm grasp as to what a business owner has to do with their taxes.
00:36:33.000 How many years have you had to borrow money just to invest in inventory so that you could maintain the business for the next quarter?
00:36:41.000 Do you realize that that's a huge percentage of American businesses?
00:36:44.000 They have to borrow money just to...
00:36:47.000 Just to acquire inventory.
00:36:48.000 Big risk.
00:36:49.000 Absolutely.
00:36:49.000 And then you have to pay taxes in most states on that inventory before it sells.
00:36:53.000 You have to pay taxes on something you haven't even sold yet that is just part of stuff that they take from you.
00:36:53.000 Can you imagine that?
00:36:58.000 And by the way, those years that you didn't make money... I had to pay taxes selling my vote.
00:37:02.000 They shouldn't tax that.
00:37:03.000 That should be tax-free.
00:37:04.000 The tax man always gets the benefit.
00:37:06.000 He's always there with his hand out.
00:37:08.000 Well, it just shows me that people have no understanding of how the tax system is designed.
00:37:12.000 And it's not necessarily a bad thing, because I am incentivized to go out and risk my capital to get a job created that pays you.
00:37:18.000 Well, my issue is there are a lot of people who don't.
00:37:18.000 That's the thing.
00:37:20.000 The media does.
00:37:21.000 They're hoping that you don't, and so they lie about it.
00:37:22.000 So it's very clear.
00:37:23.000 It's a non-issue for anyone who has ever run a business or understands someone who has run a business.
00:37:29.000 Even if you're, for example, a career politician who uses your hot tips to create an immensely profitable business at the expense of the taxpayers.
00:37:35.000 So the point is, it's been... Who cares?
00:37:39.000 Alright, John Oliver did a recent video here, or segment, I don't know what you call it.
00:37:43.000 Is it a show anymore at this point?
00:37:44.000 I don't think so.
00:37:45.000 Are there paid people to laugh at it still?
00:37:47.000 Is it a show?
00:37:48.000 Does it count?
00:37:50.000 And people have been getting mad about Notorious A.C.B.
00:37:53.000 shirts being sold.
00:37:54.000 Hey! 0.99
00:37:54.000 I love it. 0.99
00:37:54.000 I love it! 0.99
00:37:55.000 You stole that from Notorious R.B.G.!
00:37:58.000 Did she coin it? 1.00
00:38:00.000 It was stupid then and stupid now. 1.00
00:38:01.000 Really? 1.00
00:38:01.000 Hold on a second. 1.00
00:38:02.000 Notorious R.B.G.
00:38:04.000 was the original?
00:38:08.000 Before Biggie was Biggie.
00:38:10.000 Oh my gosh, that's like Amy Schumer getting mad that someone stole her bit she stole from Ellen DeGeneres. 1.00
00:38:18.000 How dare you steal something I stole.
00:38:21.000 Oh my gosh, I love it.
00:38:22.000 I think anything that pisses Democrats off is really fun for me right now.
00:38:26.000 Alright, so John Oliver has been responding to the nomination from Notorious ACB.
00:38:29.000 You know what, I don't even like the nickname, but I like that you made it.
00:38:34.000 And he tried to make these arguments that there are two Situations.
00:38:38.000 There are two factors here that make this nomination just completely unfair.
00:38:42.000 And this is an example with John Oliver.
00:38:44.000 And I do think John Oliver can be very funny.
00:38:46.000 An example of John Oliver saying things that are exactly the things that I have been saying, only I guess he doesn't understand them.
00:38:55.000 Because he says something, I go, well, yeah, exactly.
00:38:57.000 And then he thinks that makes his case.
00:38:59.000 If you just let him say that phrase and didn't let him follow up to justify his case, you would immediately become a conservative.
00:39:07.000 So, let me give you an example of that.
00:39:09.000 First, he says that this is unfair and his claim that Mitch McConnell is determined to confirm judges and he goes to an example of... This is the most substantial point that I could find in the video as to why it would be unfair.
00:39:24.000 And McConnell's willingness to go to the mat for judicial appointments was perhaps never more obvious than during the Kavanaugh hearings, because immediately after Christine Blasey Ford's gut-wrenching testimony, McConnell apparently had this conversation with the president.
00:39:39.000 Both of them were kind of testing each other a little bit.
00:39:41.000 Where are you at on this?
00:39:42.000 How strong are you?
00:39:43.000 And McConnell basically says to the president, you don't worry about me, I'm strong as mule piss.
00:39:48.000 That's his quote. 0.90
00:39:49.000 I'm strong as mule piss.
00:39:51.000 In other words, he's not going to let up.
00:39:53.000 He's not going to give up.
00:39:54.000 He's not going to surrender.
00:39:56.000 Wow.
00:39:57.000 That is extraordinary.
00:39:59.000 Because it's easy to forget that after Blasey Ford's testimony, Kavanaugh's confirmation felt a lot less certain.
00:40:05.000 And to react to what she said with, don't worry, I'm strong as mule piss, is both horrendous and deeply weird.
00:40:13.000 First off, I think it's deeply awesome.
00:40:16.000 I like when a politician speaks straight from the hip.
00:40:21.000 I like when he says, I don't know what you guys do going down to your old Ebbets Grill in the Beltway Swamp, but here, we know a thing or two about moose piss.
00:40:32.000 Strong as the smell of moose piss, like the stream of moose piss.
00:40:36.000 It's meal piss, not moose piss.
00:40:38.000 I guess they get dehydrated very easily.
00:40:41.000 Something about electrolyte imbalance.
00:40:42.000 It smells very acidic.
00:40:44.000 Keep in mind, he also just said, we felt as though Kavanaugh's confirmation was much more... No!
00:40:50.000 No, that's exactly the point you were saying.
00:40:51.000 After Christine Blasey Ford, we felt, and the good thing is, we found out that it was untrue. 0.95
00:40:57.000 For example, many people felt disgusted at the idea of Kavanaugh being a gang rapist!
00:41:03.000 Which was verifiably false.
00:41:05.000 It turned out it was actual collusion to just try and have this guy blocked.
00:41:08.000 He lies.
00:41:08.000 His argument there is, can you believe that McConnell was talking about moose piss when this false charade was going on?
00:41:14.000 It's amazing to me.
00:41:16.000 Extraordinary. 0.78
00:41:16.000 Do you think people on the left, this is my question, do you think they actually think that Kavanaugh is a gang rapist still? 0.78
00:41:22.000 Of course, I think so.
00:41:23.000 You think they believe that?
00:41:23.000 I really do.
00:41:24.000 Oh, come on. 0.87
00:41:25.000 No, I'm serious.
00:41:26.000 We can't paint them all with a brush of mandolin.
00:41:28.000 No, no, no.
00:41:29.000 But some of them, I would say. 0.98
00:41:30.000 The people that were against it are saying, no, he's still a rapist on the court.
00:41:34.000 They keep referring back to him as though that story is still true.
00:41:37.000 Like, we didn't find out this was all false.
00:41:40.000 They just paused on that story.
00:41:41.000 It's remarkable.
00:41:42.000 Wasn't the Bozzie Ford thing that he grabbed her and then fell asleep?
00:41:46.000 Something like that.
00:41:47.000 Yeah, yeah.
00:41:47.000 First thing was like, he tried to rape her, but he didn't, but then other people were like, this is when it was me too, quite literally.
00:41:52.000 It was like, me too, me too, well what happened with you?
00:41:53.000 He ran a train on me with guys in Illuminati masks.
00:41:57.000 Like, how many?
00:41:59.000 How far can you count?
00:42:00.000 Well, he may have passed me a drink at some point.
00:42:03.000 Maybe, I don't know.
00:42:04.000 And the only reason, oh my god, I'm sort of keeping a diary since.
00:42:08.000 The only reason.
00:42:09.000 It's a good point.
00:42:11.000 Because he had kept a diary, like, dug for his entire life.
00:42:15.000 Yeah, exactly.
00:42:16.000 You mean there wasn't a page in there that says, ran a train on poor unsuspecting woman tonight, wow the fun, had some beers after? 0.99
00:42:21.000 from outside events and accounts. Who would have thought that he was saved by a diary?
00:42:26.000 Yeah, exactly. You mean there wasn't a page in there that says ran a train on poor unsuspecting
00:42:31.000 woman tonight? Wow the fun had some beers after? There wasn't like that entry?
00:42:36.000 Typically a serial killer, like a Jeffrey... I know people say, well, some of them have kept diaries.
00:42:40.000 First off, I cannot verify that, but I assume it's... They only do it so they can read back their crime with that grill.
00:42:46.000 They weren't like, ate smoked salmon today.
00:42:48.000 Yeah.
00:42:50.000 Wasn't as good as last week.
00:42:52.000 Might try a new place Tuesday.
00:42:54.000 You know what I mean? 0.91
00:42:54.000 Same as, like, I ate a guy's face and I was erect. 0.91
00:42:56.000 Like, that's, like, dumber. 0.99
00:42:58.000 Whereas Cavanaugh, it was just riddled with, like, we had a party today. 0.99
00:43:02.000 I met a cheerleader.
00:43:03.000 If I'm lucky, she may let me hold her hand. 0.97
00:43:06.000 And it's like, oh, omitted from all this is gang rape. 0.99
00:43:09.000 Yeah, serial gang rapists.
00:43:11.000 So I don't know if John Oliver believes it, but if he does, then you can't trust anything he says because he can't be bothered hiring a researcher, because COVID takes its toll on everybody.
00:43:19.000 It does.
00:43:20.000 And by the way, as far as the precedents, I think both would apply in this instance.
00:43:24.000 The Senate didn't hold public confirmation hearings for the first 127 years.
00:43:28.000 This is a very new thing.
00:43:29.000 And again, the case could be made that, yeah, you know what?
00:43:32.000 We thought, hey, a public hearing might be until you falsely accused a man of gang rape.
00:43:41.000 It's like, oh, you get your privileges taken away now.
00:43:44.000 No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:43:45.000 You didn't finish your dinner so you don't get your dessert.
00:43:48.000 No, no, no, no, no, no.
00:43:49.000 You don't get any more public hearings when you fabricate stories of gang rape.
00:43:54.000 Right. 0.97
00:43:54.000 The most boring, straight-laced guy in the world. 0.97
00:43:56.000 Gang rapist. 1.00
00:43:57.000 Yeah, it's like, because he likes beer. 0.99
00:43:59.000 I feel like they overshot the poor guy. 0.99
00:44:01.000 That's how you know it's not true and like, hey, are you a gang rapist? 0.85
00:44:04.000 No, I'm not.
00:44:05.000 Do you drink beer on Tuesdays?
00:44:08.000 I like beer.
00:44:08.000 I have a follow-up.
00:44:09.000 What does that mean, Booker?
00:44:11.000 I have no idea.
00:44:12.000 I like beer.
00:44:14.000 He was a little vocal on that one.
00:44:16.000 He was like, I'm not going to back down from this.
00:44:17.000 I like beer.
00:44:18.000 But there is a silver lining here.
00:44:20.000 Many Democrats have already said that they're going to boycott the hearings and they have no interest in meeting with ACB.
00:44:24.000 Well, that's their job.
00:44:25.000 Your wishes are commenced.
00:44:26.000 Oh, okay.
00:44:27.000 Bye.
00:44:27.000 You don't need to show up.
00:44:29.000 Especially not if you're an accuser of gang rape!
00:44:33.000 What's your relationship like with alcohol?
00:44:36.000 And by the way, this is something else, another reason that obviously we don't need to host these public hearings.
00:44:41.000 She's already been, with Barrett, this isn't the case with all nominees.
00:44:45.000 It was 2017, I want to make sure I get that date right, right?
00:44:49.000 Yeah, 2017 when she was confirmed to the Seventh Circuit and she went through incredibly lengthy hearings for a very, I'm about to be redundant, incredibly lengthy hearings for a very Long period of time.
00:45:02.000 It was crazy.
00:45:02.000 They were lengthy.
00:45:03.000 It was, take what you would normally think is an average duration.
00:45:09.000 And it was more than that.
00:45:11.000 It was hugely more.
00:45:13.000 But lengthy public hearings.
00:45:14.000 So this stuff has already been done and we'll get to the only arguments they have left for those who are Mug Club members, which are actually hysterical. 0.96
00:45:19.000 I didn't know that adopting black children made one a racist. 0.57
00:45:23.000 It really does. 0.98
00:45:23.000 It's a colonizer. 0.98
00:45:24.000 My eyes have been opened now.
00:45:26.000 You should not do it.
00:45:27.000 I know you've been thinking about it.
00:45:28.000 Don't do it.
00:45:28.000 It's a bad thing.
00:45:29.000 And then the only other, the only, I don't know, so you are Mexican. 0.93
00:45:34.000 We knew!
00:45:35.000 The only other argument that Oliver really makes, again in a 20 minute video, I encourage you watch all of it, then come back and fact check me.
00:45:41.000 Tell me if I'm being dishonest.
00:45:43.000 It was really hard to find anything substantial.
00:45:45.000 The only other argument that he makes is that America has a problem with deeply undemocratic institutions.
00:45:50.000 Here we go.
00:45:51.000 There is a whole system underneath them that has enabled them to do what they have done.
00:45:55.000 And that brings us to the second major factor that got us to where we are now.
00:45:59.000 The deeply undemocratic nature of America's institutions.
00:46:03.000 And that has led some to suggest taking the more dramatic step of expanding the Supreme Court by adding justices.
00:46:10.000 There are some other steps we could take that should be impossible to argue with at this point.
00:46:14.000 Steps that would make both the Senate and White House more representative of the electorate.
00:46:19.000 On the Senate side, you could grant statehood to Washington D.C.
00:46:22.000 and, if voters there want it, Puerto Rico.
00:46:24.000 We have to get rid of the Electoral College, which might sound radical, but it really isn't.
00:46:28.000 It's not even a new idea.
00:46:28.000 No!
00:46:28.000 Court-packing, adding Puerto Rico and abolishing the Electoral College sounds like the Pottery Pottery Pottery Pottery Pottery Pottery Pottery Pottery Pottery Pottery Pottery Pottery Pottery Pottery Pottery Pottery Pottery Pottery Pottery Pottery Pottery Pottery Pottery Pottery Pottery Pottery Pottery Pottery Pottery Pottery Pottery Pottery Pottery Pottery Pottery Pottery Pottery Pottery Pottery Pottery Pottery Pottery Pottery Pottery Pottery Pottery Pottery Pottery Pottery Pottery Pottery Pottery Pottery Pottery Pottery Pottery Pottery Pottery Pottery Pottery Pottery Pottery Pottery Pottery Pottery Pottery Pottery Pottery Pottery Pottery Pottery Pottery Pottery Pot When people say, oh, hold on a second, there's common ground.
00:46:47.000 Where are you going to find common ground with a guy who believes that we need to abolish the Electoral College, pack the Supreme Court, and fundamentally change... He hasn't watched Schoolhouse Rock!
00:46:57.000 He doesn't understand the three branches of government!
00:46:59.000 What are the three branches?
00:47:00.000 Can everyone name them?
00:47:01.000 Executive, Judicial, Retractive... What did he say?
00:47:07.000 I don't know.
00:47:11.000 But the point is, the presidency and the Senate, right, the House, the Senate, these are meant to be more fluid.
00:47:15.000 That's why they changed.
00:47:17.000 They haven't been very fluid because the Senate majority has been expanded for, I believe, the last three midterms, and that's why she's going to be confirmed.
00:47:24.000 I think I can boil down his Supreme Court nomination argument.
00:47:28.000 Yeah. It was good. It was good. It's about as sharp as his points.
00:47:33.000 I think I can boil down his Supreme Court nomination argument. We want, we don't like
00:47:38.000 the people that you're putting on the court. So we're just going to add enough people into
00:47:41.000 our opinion. Well, hold on. But then it goes back. Well, okay, well then let's play by
00:47:45.000 those rules. Well, we don't like what you've done. So we'll just keep, we're going to have
00:47:48.000 700 people in the Supreme Court at some point because they're just going to keep adding
00:47:52.000 until you get the majority you want. And just because it's not a new idea doesn't
00:47:55.000 mean it's a good idea.
00:47:56.000 There are a lot of old ideas that are very bad.
00:47:58.000 This is not something that has been mainstream in the Republican Party at all.
00:48:02.000 When you talk about people who want to erode trust in institutions, do you realize that if... Let's assume libraries were still around.
00:48:06.000 They're not because, you know, they still use Bing.
00:48:08.000 But if you could go to a library, let's say, for some reason, some nuclear holocaust, all of your iPhones or they just got infected from all the pornography that 16-year-olds are watching now.
00:48:17.000 It's just very disheartening.
00:48:19.000 So you could go to a library and say, hey, I want to check American history.
00:48:24.000 I would like to know about the Democratic Party in the 21st century and the filibuster.
00:48:30.000 Was it the Democrats who were pro or anti-filibuster?
00:48:37.000 Depends which year.
00:48:39.000 No wait, I'm sorry, which quarter.
00:48:43.000 It's not even close.
00:48:44.000 We're for it, we're against it, we're for it, we're against it.
00:48:46.000 No mainstream Republican movement has included court packing.
00:48:51.000 As long as I have been around.
00:48:54.000 This is what happens right now.
00:48:55.000 The same with the Electoral College.
00:48:56.000 Now they're kind of becoming one note and that they just want to do away with it.
00:49:00.000 But they don't understand the fundamental roles of government.
00:49:02.000 You elect a president every four years or re-elect a president.
00:49:05.000 You have elections on the Senators and members of the House.
00:49:10.000 The court is a permanent position.
00:49:13.000 It's not meant to change because it's meant to be a check against fluid other forms of government.
00:49:18.000 That is also why this isn't hard to understand.
00:49:22.000 I don't know why Republicans have been making the wrong argument where they're talking about it.
00:49:26.000 Well, it's different because of an election year and Merrick Garland.
00:49:28.000 Okay, no, no, look.
00:49:29.000 This is really simple.
00:49:30.000 Did Barack Obama nominate a Supreme Court justice?
00:49:33.000 Yes.
00:49:33.000 Merrick Garland.
00:49:34.000 Did the Senate confirm it?
00:49:36.000 No.
00:49:36.000 It was a Republican Senate.
00:49:37.000 Okay.
00:49:38.000 Did Donald Trump nominate a Supreme Court justice?
00:49:40.000 Yes.
00:49:41.000 Can the Senate confirm it?
00:49:42.000 Yes, Republican Senate.
00:49:43.000 It's that simple.
00:49:44.000 They both have authority.
00:49:45.000 Obama used his authority to nominate.
00:49:47.000 The Senate used its authority to reject.
00:49:49.000 Donald Trump is using his authority to nominate.
00:49:51.000 The Senate is going to use their authority to make your life a living hell. 0.88
00:49:55.000 Right.
00:49:55.000 And the people have already spoken on this.
00:49:57.000 That's the argument being used right now.
00:49:58.000 The people need to have the voice in this.
00:50:00.000 They did.
00:50:01.000 In 2016, they voted for a president.
00:50:03.000 In 2018, they kept the majority of the Senate in his party.
00:50:06.000 Right.
00:50:06.000 And that was supposed to be four years.
00:50:08.000 And that was supposed to be, for them, that two-year period until we have another election.
00:50:12.000 They've already spoken!
00:50:13.000 It's like getting halfway there and going, well, we don't like what you said previously.
00:50:17.000 We want to wait and see if you change your mind in the future.
00:50:19.000 And Joe Biden said something about, like, that we have to do this.
00:50:22.000 We have to wait to appoint somebody so that we can preserve the democracy.
00:50:26.000 But the Supreme Court is not a democratic institution.
00:50:29.000 Well, he also said, this has never happened before in the history of our country.
00:50:32.000 It's not true at all!
00:50:33.000 No, it would happen every time.
00:50:36.000 Which time?
00:50:37.000 All of them.
00:50:38.000 You can go back 180 years, right?
00:50:39.000 Rip Van Winkle, why don't you tell me? 1.00
00:50:41.000 Including your term as Vice President, you moron! 1.00
00:50:45.000 This wasn't that long ago! 1.00
00:50:47.000 That's not something I've ever heard of!
00:50:49.000 We know!
00:50:50.000 We know that, Joe!
00:50:51.000 It's happened every time, but it hasn't always been confirmed.
00:50:55.000 Especially when it's a split government.
00:50:57.000 When it's not a split government...
00:50:59.000 Oh, okay.
00:51:00.000 It happens.
00:51:00.000 It's just remarkable to me when people try and all of a sudden act like they are legal.
00:51:03.000 I'm not a legal scholar.
00:51:04.000 I can just go through the—oh, okay.
00:51:06.000 Has there—did a president nominate his Supreme Court general election?
00:51:08.000 Yeah.
00:51:08.000 Yeah, okay.
00:51:09.000 Was it confirmed?
00:51:09.000 Oh, no.
00:51:10.000 Almost all the times.
00:51:11.000 Yeah.
00:51:11.000 That's exactly what I did.
00:51:13.000 When this happened, I was like, oh, okay, that's a valid argument.
00:51:15.000 Let's see if that's true.
00:51:16.000 I should not collect another six-figure paycheck from Oliver or CNN because I could do the fact-checking that they refuse to do.
00:51:22.000 You could be their entire department.
00:51:24.000 But then I'd have to pay taxes.
00:51:25.000 As a business owner, I leave the bill to you.
00:51:28.000 And they wouldn't be able to do their shows anymore.
00:51:30.000 They wouldn't be able to do their shows anymore.
00:51:32.000 Can we fact check how many times Donald Trump, straight Stelter speaking, how many times Donald Trump used the word ballot?
00:51:38.000 Sure, yeah, I can use it, but I'll give you some context.
00:51:41.000 No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!
00:51:42.000 Please, no.
00:51:43.000 I'm good, I'm good.
00:51:44.000 What are you doing, an impression of Xena?
00:51:45.000 No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no! 0.97
00:51:47.000 Is that a gay Xena? 1.00
00:51:48.000 Straight! 0.82
00:51:50.000 I'm confused by your war cry, Mr. Stelter.
00:51:54.000 It's just remarkable to me that this is what... I don't know why I'm saying this.
00:51:59.000 It's not remarkable.
00:52:00.000 It's not remarkable at all.
00:52:01.000 It is entirely par for the course.
00:52:03.000 It is.
00:52:05.000 Look, if you can convince yourself that Trump is a threat to democracy, then of course you're going to believe every conspiracy theory about how he is going to stay in office until he's 7,500 years old like Joe Biden, right?
00:52:15.000 You can make yourself believe that everything is a threat, that he's not going to leave office peacefully, and that his tax is the only reason... You know what they're saying?
00:52:22.000 They're saying that $431 million are coming due in the next four years, and that's going to leave him open to foreign powers being able to dictate what he does.
00:52:29.000 Plus, if you want to have a child, he makes you spin yarn into gold.
00:52:33.000 They're talking about Donald Trump right now, like, tax info raises questions.
00:52:39.000 Let's bring this up on CNN really quickly.
00:52:41.000 Do you have the audio there for CNN?
00:52:44.000 Raising questions about whether Trump broke the law.
00:52:46.000 Still haven't seen a story about Hunter Biden receiving millions from the Moscow mayor's wife and using them for sex slaves. 0.51
00:52:54.000 I'll tell you what, listen.
00:52:54.000 That wouldn't show up on his returns though.
00:52:57.000 Maybe Donald Trump.
00:52:58.000 You don't know he wrote it all. 1.00
00:52:59.000 I thought a sex slave was a write-off! 0.99
00:53:01.000 For personal wellness. 0.98
00:53:03.000 I'm not from this community is that it?
00:53:05.000 Work is stressful, it's stress relief. 0.91
00:53:07.000 I can write off my gym membership, I can write off a haircut, I appear on air, I can't write off a sex slave or 0.95
00:53:14.000 two. 0.98
00:53:14.000 Prude. 0.98
00:53:16.000 So, think about this for a second.
00:53:19.000 Like, has Donald Trump broken the law?
00:53:20.000 Listen, there may be loopholes.
00:53:21.000 You can audit a ham sandwich, and you can find something wrong, right?
00:53:24.000 This is an issue, and Donald Trump is being audited right now, and that's why he said that he hasn't released his tax returns, and it doesn't mean that there's a law about that, but it would be imprudent.
00:53:30.000 I'm sure your lawyer would say, don't release the tax returns to the public until your audit is done.
00:53:34.000 However!
00:53:36.000 We do have! 0.98
00:53:36.000 We had proof of Hunter Biden with Burisma getting this money, getting this influential position in an energy company for which he had no qualifications because his father abused his position of power, and then we have him getting money directly from the mayor of Moscow's wife and using it for sex slaves! 0.98
00:53:54.000 Where's the chyron, CNN? 0.79
00:53:56.000 Can you give me a lower third? 1.00
00:53:58.000 Give me a lower eighth that just reads, Hunter Biden's sex slaves. 0.98
00:54:02.000 And I understand you'll say, well, the amount is insignificant. 0.78
00:54:05.000 Well, we don't really know the amount. 0.92
00:54:07.000 Was it the entire $3.5 million where he just took it like, you know, like a gift card to Dave and Buster's and he was just in sex slave heaven with appetizers and prostitutes? 0.91
00:54:16.000 I have no idea. 0.95
00:54:17.000 But that's because you're not doing your job.
00:54:19.000 No.
00:54:19.000 That's why we don't know!
00:54:21.000 And I would also say that, listen, even if the unpaid amount in taxes because someone was using a loophole of, for example, maybe basing their primary residence in Florida as opposed to New York despite the fact that they spent like six months and two days in New York City, I would still say that the most egregious sins on that tax evasion is not as bad as any dollars that go to underage sex slaves.
00:54:45.000 Right.
00:54:47.000 I would say $1 to sex slaves is $1 too much, but that's just me.
00:54:51.000 I'm not afraid to take a risky position.
00:54:54.000 You know what?
00:54:54.000 I'll put myself out there.
00:54:56.000 You know what?
00:54:56.000 I know this isn't going to be popular.
00:54:57.000 I don't know if everyone's going to agree with this, but I'm anti-unsolicited sex slaves.
00:55:02.000 Are you anti being able to write it off as well? 0.91
00:55:05.000 I am anti sex traffic rings with slaves.
00:55:11.000 I know that it's not popular. 0.81
00:55:14.000 Okay.
00:55:15.000 I know that not everyone's going to be cool with it, but that's okay.
00:55:17.000 That's just me, man.
00:55:18.000 I thrive on confrontation.
00:55:20.000 I am anti sex slave, and that is why I have an issue with the Biden.
00:55:26.000 So we are going to go to speaking of non-sex slave scandal-ridden politicians. 0.86
00:55:32.000 Which really, if you have like a Venn diagram, you have non-sex slave riddled politicians, and really it's just another circle of the Bidens and that's 100%. 0.74
00:55:41.000 So it's just separate circles at that point.
00:55:47.000 Barney Frank, I'm not exactly sure what the basement, I think it was more sex slave role-playing.
00:55:53.000 The point is, we're going to talk about another non-sex slave tarred politician with Amy Coney Barrett, who might actually be our next Supreme Court Justice. 0.97
00:56:01.000 We'll be reading your chats.
00:56:03.000 YouTube, we... You know what, I'm through.
00:56:06.000 Again, might not be popular.
00:56:07.000 I'm not a huge fan of YouTube.