Louder with Crowder - NEWSFLASH IDIOTS! CBS DISCOVERS HUNTER BIDEN LAPTOP AND AP TRIES TO START WW3 | Louder with Crowder

00:00:00.000 It cannot be the emotions, the feelings that you experience.

00:00:05.000 So what is the nature of I?

00:00:08.000 What does it mean or point to?

00:00:12.000 Something timeless...

00:00:14.000 ...and what is it?

00:00:17.000 I am I.

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00:01:35.000 Where did she go?

00:01:36.000 Oh, there she is!

00:01:37.000 I'm so glad we found her.

00:01:42.000 You're not going to find her.

00:01:43.000 I'm so glad we found her.

00:03:10.000 Uh, what I... What happens next in the... I don't understand the sketch.

00:03:19.000 I don't think I...

00:03:21.000 What do you mean?

00:03:21.000 It's Edward Scissorhands.

00:03:23.000 I don't know what that means.

00:03:25.000 We put mugs on everything.

00:03:27.000 Yeah, I know.

00:03:27.000 I have the mugs on the hands.

00:03:30.000 Just like the movie?

00:03:32.000 Where does the sketch go from there?

00:03:34.000 I don't understand it.

00:03:38.000 Is it me?

00:03:39.000 I appreciate you guys put on the work.

00:03:46.000 What does he do?

00:03:48.000 Intro Music Music

00:04:36.000 Sound of a car starting This is what we call a disaster start because my headphones

00:04:43.000 weren't working.

00:04:44.000 But I'm glad to be with you!

00:04:47.000 You're gonna see some shuffling around because I need to mirror my iPad so these guys can see what's going on here.

00:04:52.000 Yakuza, you got it?

00:04:52.000 They're working on it.

00:04:54.000 Alright.

00:04:55.000 Our last show, by the way, before the break, because tomorrow we have a Thanksgiving special.

00:04:59.000 It's changed my mind.

00:05:01.000 About Thanksgiving?

00:05:02.000 Yeah, it's not exactly like Happy Thanksgiving, Charlie Brown.

00:05:04.000 It's just, no, it's about there are only two genders.

00:05:05.000 Changed my mind.

00:05:07.000 Ah, okay.

00:05:07.000 A little bit more information on that.

00:05:08.000 There are only two genders. 0.99

00:05:09.000 Have we got it working?

00:05:10.000 Okay, there we go.

00:05:11.000 Alright, you guys can see?

00:05:12.000 Okay, perfect.

00:05:13.000 I can see this whole time.

00:05:14.000 Everyone can see.

00:05:16.000 Mine's a little Edward Scissorhands right now, cabinet of Dr. Caligari.

00:05:18.000 You know what it is?

00:05:19.000 Yakuza did a great job with the Christmas decorations, but he messed everything up in the studio.

00:05:23.000 That's true.

00:05:25.000 You pay a price.

00:05:25.000 I'm sorry.

00:05:26.000 So glad to be with you.

00:05:28.000 We're going to be talking about a lot here today.

00:05:29.000 We'll be talking about the Iranian World Cup protest, not to be confused with the virtue signaling from all of the other gay Europeans who wanted to wear their gay bands, but then when the Is it FIFA?

00:05:40.000 FIFA guys. 0.89

00:05:41.000 FIFA said you can't wear the gay armbands. 1.00

00:05:43.000 In Qatar, they kill gays. 0.99

00:05:44.000 They're like, that's okay, we didn't want to wear those armbands anyway. 0.99

00:05:47.000 Armbands?

00:05:47.000 What armbands?

00:05:48.000 What armbands?

00:05:50.000 You know what we should do? 0.97

00:05:51.000 We should make them, we should make the gays wear the armbands, they said. 1.00

00:05:54.000 See if they can fly. 0.99

00:05:55.000 Don't armband me.

00:05:57.000 And then we'll be talking about, of course, we have Biden parting some Thanksgiving turkeys, which is fun.

00:06:02.000 Also, what's really happening, here's the theme today, okay?

00:06:06.000 I've talked about this quite a bit in the past.

00:06:09.000 Everything's just a little bit screwy today, it's okay.

00:06:14.000 I mean, it's not okay, but it's okay, but it's not okay, but it's okay.

00:06:18.000 The media, you know, people talk about the election stuff going on, and we will probably have Carrie Laika on at some point here between Thanksgiving and the New Year. 0.99

00:06:25.000 Looks like there's some stuff actually that's going to happen in Arizona.

00:06:27.000 We want to wait until we get some confirmation on developments, but before we get to any of that, What's most important is understanding that the media does enough.

00:06:38.000 That the media interferes with elections enough.

00:06:41.000 And you need to try and preempt that.

00:06:43.000 You know, an ounce of prevention is worth 10,000 pounds of cure, is that what it is?

00:06:47.000 Something like that.

00:06:47.000 10,000 pounds of defense is what they say in sports.

00:06:50.000 So, to give you an idea, remember that missile you heard about?

00:06:53.000 The Russian missile in Poland? 0.99

00:06:54.000 Turns out that was complete total horse crap. 0.99

00:06:55.000 Didn't happen. 0.99

00:06:57.000 And that came from the AP, which is the single most reliable newswire.

00:07:01.000 It's what all news sources use for their daily updates.

00:07:05.000 Then it was reported as though it was legit.

00:07:07.000 The same AP, by the way, who said that the Hunter Biden laptop story was Russian disinformation, which would have affected the outcome of the election.

00:07:13.000 There's no doubt about that.

00:07:16.000 And that was confirmed by CBS.

00:07:17.000 So that's enough.

00:07:19.000 And so sometimes when people ask, hey, what do you guys do?

00:07:20.000 Well, I'm not running for office.

00:07:21.000 No one here is running for office.

00:07:23.000 But counterbalancing that in the media, that to me, everything is downstream or upstream, whichever term you use.

00:07:27.000 I don't, I still don't fully understand the colloquialism.

00:07:31.000 Because you could be upstream, you could be downstream.

00:07:32.000 You know what?

00:07:33.000 Comment below.

00:07:33.000 Is it up- everything is upstream or everything is downstream?

00:07:35.000 Downstream.

00:07:36.000 What do you think it is?

00:07:36.000 Everything is downstream from- Well, if you pee in the river, is it going upstream now?

00:07:39.000 Is everything upstream from culture or is everything downstream?

00:07:41.000 I hope it's going downstream.

00:07:42.000 Is it upstream or is it downstream?

00:07:44.000 I hope it's going into your drinking water.

00:07:45.000 Somebody let us know.

00:07:46.000 Help us!

00:07:46.000 The point is in the hierarchy.

00:07:49.000 That wasn't a bad Tom Hanks.

00:07:50.000 It wasn't bad.

00:07:51.000 No.

00:07:52.000 It's impressive.

00:07:53.000 Someone help Gerald!

00:07:55.000 Gerald's not funny!

00:07:56.000 Help him!

00:07:56.000 He's not funny!

00:08:00.000 I think you want it to go with the current.

00:08:02.000 Yeah.

00:08:02.000 You don't want your pee to go a different way than the current.

00:08:05.000 Yeah, I don't know.

00:08:06.000 But I did watch Driver Man, and I know that if you put the bottle of water underneath some rocks with running water, it acts like a natural filter.

00:08:12.000 Really?

00:08:13.000 Yeah.

00:08:13.000 Didn't fix the E. coli, though.

00:08:15.000 I still... No.

00:08:16.000 Turns out you shouldn't use a dirty sock as a filter.

00:08:18.000 No.

00:08:18.000 I learned it the hard way.

00:08:20.000 So there, we have that comment.

00:08:21.000 And let me ask you this, too. 0.98

00:08:22.000 What do you think is the dumbest virtue signaling that's going on? 0.99

00:08:24.000 The World Cup is just absolutely perfect, because it's soccer, and it's gay enough, but it turns out it's not gay enough. 0.99

00:08:31.000 And the Iranians are not happy about a lot either.

00:08:34.000 But think about this for a second.

00:08:35.000 How's it gonna roll?

00:08:36.000 The Poland, right? 0.88

00:08:37.000 Remember?

00:08:37.000 Poland, we covered it here, even on this show.

00:08:39.000 Okay, the missile in Poland, right?

00:08:41.000 I think Donald Trump Jr.

00:08:42.000 talked about it?

00:08:42.000 Yeah.

00:08:43.000 Why would they lie about that?

00:08:44.000 Well, it turns out that it was wrong.

00:08:45.000 There was no vetting.

00:08:47.000 And, uh, the retraction doesn't trend.

00:08:49.000 The trend is already done.

00:08:51.000 For 10 hours, number one trend all over social media.

00:08:53.000 That could set off World War III.

00:08:55.000 Very big difference between Poland, when you're talking about a NATO ally.

00:08:58.000 Yeah.

00:08:58.000 Very big difference.

00:08:59.000 We've talked about that on this show. 0.99

00:09:00.000 If something happens with Poland, shit's about to pop off. 1.00

00:09:03.000 Turns out it was false. 0.99

00:09:04.000 Have you heard of the retraction?

00:09:06.000 Have you heard now about the Hunter Biden laptop being 100% legitimate?

00:09:10.000 These changes affect elections.

00:09:13.000 These changes affect world governments.

00:09:16.000 And they are being affected by people who hate you.

00:09:21.000 They hate everything about you.

00:09:22.000 So that's what we're going to get into today. 0.97

00:09:24.000 And that and more Ticketmaster Taylor Swift, because it's a gay theme. 0.98

00:09:27.000 How are you, Gerald A?

00:09:28.000 I'm doing well.

00:09:29.000 How are you?

00:09:30.000 I am doing okay.

00:09:31.000 You got less sleep last night, but you feel more rested today.

00:09:33.000 How does that work?

00:09:34.000 I do.

00:09:34.000 Well, I had some wins because of you yesterday.

00:09:35.000 Some personal wins.

00:09:36.000 Well, thank you for that.

00:09:37.000 He has very tender hands.

00:09:38.000 Yes, he does.

00:09:39.000 They're soft.

00:09:40.000 He's a very considerate lover.

00:09:42.000 He is.

00:09:42.000 I am not.

00:09:43.000 But he takes the reins when he needs to.

00:09:45.000 You know he wears the pants or doesn't.

00:09:48.000 Right.

00:09:48.000 I mean he wears the half pants.

00:09:50.000 Yes.

00:09:50.000 The short pants.

00:09:51.000 Yes.

00:09:51.000 The knickers.

00:09:52.000 Knickers! 0.94

00:09:53.000 K with a K.

00:09:56.000 Alright.

00:09:57.000 Hey.

00:09:59.000 So before we get to any of that, uh, by the way, I don't know if you know this, research has shown- Oh, sorry!

00:10:02.000 Dave Landau is here, fastest man on his feet!

00:10:04.000 Dave Landau, how are you?

00:10:05.000 Ahoy, good, how about you?

00:10:06.000 I'm okay- I feel better today!

00:10:08.000 Yeah?

00:10:08.000 I feel a little bit better today.

00:10:09.000 Nice.

00:10:10.000 I assume it's because I ate crap last night. 0.69

00:10:12.000 Do you ever find you feel better after, like, a couple of drinks and you eat crap and the next day you feel better? 0.91

00:10:16.000 You mean like the cheesecake factory I ate at 10pm?

00:10:18.000 Did you?

00:10:20.000 Well, what's so sad about that is I know you didn't go to Cheesecake Factory, so you Uber-Eatsed Cheesecake Factory?

00:10:25.000 It was DoorDash, which means it was $4,000.

00:10:26.000 Did the guy delivering it just look at you with judgment in his eyes?

00:10:31.000 Yeah, he's like, here's your pie. 1.00

00:10:33.000 And then he flicked one of my tits. 1.00

00:10:35.000 He's like... 1.00

00:10:37.000 I'm...

00:10:39.000 Enjoy it.

00:10:41.000 Enjoy it.

00:10:42.000 Tons of fun.

00:10:43.000 He's very rude.

00:10:44.000 Did it hurt enough for you to go BOOOOOOOP?

00:10:47.000 Oh, what's that enchanting sound?

00:10:51.000 I've heard you before.

00:10:52.000 I love your shirt, by the way.

00:10:53.000 Show it.

00:10:54.000 Oh yeah.

00:10:54.000 That's one of my favorites.

00:10:56.000 Hallelujah.

00:10:58.000 That's one of my favorite quotes from that movie.

00:11:01.000 Oh, I thought it was Joe Biden on that shirt.

00:11:02.000 It is!

00:11:03.000 We sell this shirt.

00:11:04.000 Let me get right into it here.

00:11:05.000 Research has shown that testosterone levels in men have dropped nearly 25% over the last quarter of a century.

00:11:10.000 Really?

00:11:10.000 I blame BPA plastic.

00:11:12.000 Also, I blame the estrogen injections directly into men.

00:11:16.000 You know, it's all estrogen injections these days, kids.

00:11:19.000 So, 25% over the last quarter century, and here's something that you may not have known.

00:11:24.000 This guy is responsible for 24% of it.

00:11:28.000 Start by grabbing some air-dried bugs on Amazon.

00:11:33.000 These grasshoppers cost me just £12 and provide me with all the protein I need for the week without destroying the planet.

00:11:38.000 Get the bugs into a bowl and break them down.

00:11:40.000 Blend them into a powder.

00:11:42.000 This is our protein base.

00:11:43.000 Next, cook a handful of rice in simmering water.

00:11:45.000 While that's cooking, add some seed oil to the bugs and stir.

00:11:48.000 Then some flour, sustainable is best.

00:11:50.000 Then we add our bug mix to the rice.

00:11:53.000 Give that a second to blend.

00:11:55.000 Boom, bug burgers! 0.88

00:11:57.000 Use your hands to shake the patty, then just fry until golden brown.

00:12:00.000 Beautiful.

00:12:01.000 Now cut some garnish, and look at that.

00:12:05.000 It's weird when we're saying the same thing, like, look at that, and we're going, look at that!

00:12:10.000 I like my medium rare.

00:12:12.000 Yes, yes.

00:12:14.000 Was that like a two ounce patty?

00:12:15.000 Yeah, exactly.

00:12:16.000 That entire bag would not suffice.

00:12:18.000 For crying out loud, Dave, I mean, he would put that on top of his cheesecake.

00:12:22.000 You'd put that on top of his chicken piccata.

00:12:24.000 I would, and then I would go, I don't want this.

00:12:25.000 Yes, exactly!

00:12:26.000 It tastes like grasshoppers.

00:12:27.000 You put it off to the side.

00:12:29.000 If it's not escargot, I'm not eating bugs.

00:12:31.000 And here's the thing, I get it if you want to eat bugs, fine, whatever, look, you do you, but the problem is that they want you all to eat bugs.

00:12:39.000 The problem is that you're going to get government subsidies for bugs.

00:12:42.000 The problem is that it's going to be just like the USDA.

00:12:45.000 I don't know if you know this, McDonald's used beef tallow in their fries.

00:12:48.000 Turns out that's better for you than hydrogenated vegetable oil.

00:12:51.000 They switched over because of the neo-environmentalist vegan, back then it wasn't a thing, vegetarian lobby before it became trendy, and now you end up with all of these trans fats and it's worse for you. 1.00

00:13:02.000 Here's something else.

00:13:03.000 Do we really think that we know how this is going to end up?

00:13:07.000 I mean, you do understand that bugs are a part of the ecosystem, right?

00:13:10.000 I get it, they're farming grasshoppers now, and then of course in five years you're going to have someone asking for wild-caught grasshopper.

00:13:19.000 Free-range grasshopper.

00:13:21.000 You don't think they have anything to do with the topsoil?

00:13:22.000 Bugs?

00:13:23.000 You don't think they have anything to do with the ecosystem?

00:13:25.000 Keep in mind, by the way, krill was a perfect example of this.

00:13:27.000 You know krill oil?

00:13:28.000 It was basically used as pet food filler.

00:13:31.000 Right?

00:13:31.000 And it was a sustainable alternative to fish oil.

00:13:34.000 They were saying, because it's plentiful, it's the most renewable resource in the world.

00:13:37.000 Now there's worry about a threat to the krill population.

00:13:40.000 How much do you want to bet that that's going to happen with grasshoppers?

00:13:43.000 And you can thank me.

00:13:44.000 Is that beyond whatever? 0.98

00:13:45.000 Beyond bullshit? 0.99

00:13:46.000 I don't know. 0.99

00:13:46.000 I don't know what it is, but I do know that I always heard the rumor of Dave Thomas using mealworms. 0.99

00:13:50.000 I don't know if it's true.

00:13:51.000 Well, whatever.

00:13:52.000 Tasted good.

00:13:53.000 Yeah.

00:13:54.000 Yeah, whatever.

00:13:54.000 I don't care at all.

00:13:55.000 He seemed to master the bug.

00:13:58.000 The art.

00:13:58.000 The bug and beef mashup.

00:14:00.000 What bothered me about him was that I don't, I mean, I don't think his daughter was at the age of consent when he put her on, in her most unflattering light, on every single Wendy's sign.

00:14:08.000 No, no.

00:14:09.000 Well, she was also, as she got older, a little, uh, she ate a lot of Wendy's.

00:14:12.000 Yeah, she ate a lot of Wendy's.

00:14:13.000 Yeah, and you're like this.

00:14:14.000 But the point is he kind of set her up for failure with that one.

00:14:16.000 But he learned from the colonel.

00:14:17.000 Yes.

00:14:17.000 Did you know that?

00:14:18.000 He did, yeah.

00:14:19.000 That's why.

00:14:19.000 He did.

00:14:20.000 Because the old colonel's so good.

00:14:21.000 One of the herbs and spices?

00:14:22.000 Yep.

00:14:23.000 Mealworms.

00:14:24.000 Yep.

00:14:27.000 Can't confirm that.

00:14:29.000 We hear all those urban legends as kids.

00:14:30.000 You know, comment below the urban- what was the other urban legend that we used to hear?

00:14:32.000 Remember they put stuff in the McDonald's patty to keep you from throwing up?

00:14:36.000 Yes.

00:14:37.000 Remember they used to say that?

00:14:39.000 What's the term in English?

00:14:39.000 In French it was an anti-vomissant, like an anti-uh, what's the term for something?

00:14:43.000 Yeah, but I don't know the actual term in English.

00:14:45.000 There's an anti-use for, uh, but that's the total opposite.

00:14:47.000 That makes you vomit.

00:14:48.000 If you drink alcohol, never mind.

00:14:50.000 I've been court ordered to do too many things to know what you're talking about.

00:14:53.000 We have Epicoc here for sketches that we wanted to do, and our half-Asian lawyer Bill told us no, that would actually be vandalism.

00:15:00.000 Don't you remember the Epicoc of the DMV sketch that we wanted to do?

00:15:03.000 No.

00:15:04.000 Oh, we'll talk about it on Mug Club.

00:15:05.000 Hold on, let me write this down.

00:15:07.000 I'll write this down as we get to Gerald Knows Sports.

00:15:09.000 Woo! 0.99

00:15:10.000 Eh? Eh? What?

00:15:12.000 Eh?

00:15:13.000 Come on! 0.61

00:15:15.000 Wide open!

00:15:16.000 He scores!

00:15:17.000 How do you spell uppercock?

00:15:24.000 I'm not gonna say it.

00:15:25.000 Okay.

00:15:28.000 They used to get to me on a later date.

00:15:29.000 I believe that's at the new Disney Plus?

00:15:31.000 Yes, exactly.

00:15:32.000 They brought back Iger! 1.00

00:15:33.000 They did.

00:15:34.000 I know.

00:15:34.000 That's what happens when you lose all your money.

00:15:36.000 Old Bob.

00:15:38.000 Tim Allen, when they were like, we don't need you, then Buzz Lightyear tanks, and they're like, we're sorry about that.

00:15:43.000 Yeah, can you do a Santa Claus series?

00:15:45.000 He's like, you didn't get enough with Santa Claus 3?

00:15:48.000 By the way, I-P-E-C-A-C.

00:15:51.000 I-P-E-C-A-C. 0.99

00:15:52.000 I was way off. 0.53

00:15:54.000 I pretty much just, I did a hooked on phonics version and it could also just be a porno password.

00:16:02.000 Alright, so Gerald knows... I'll put it in your TalkBoy, because I'll remind you later.

00:16:07.000 Yeah!

00:16:07.000 $5,000 this goes for now.

00:16:08.000 On eBay.

00:16:08.000 Yeah.

00:16:09.000 This is an authentic TalkBoy.

00:16:10.000 That's the silver tuna, baby.

00:16:11.000 The silver tuna tonight.

00:16:13.000 Alright, Gerald.

00:16:13.000 You know sports.

00:16:14.000 I do, and you don't consider this a sport, so I appreciate you allowing this to happen.

00:16:17.000 I consider it a sport.

00:16:19.000 I also consider it an embarrassment.

00:16:20.000 Two things can be true.

00:16:21.000 That is true.

00:16:22.000 FIFA.

00:16:22.000 So, World Cup started and...

00:16:25.000 Things got a little bit interesting.

00:16:27.000 Say it again.

00:16:27.000 FIFA?

00:16:28.000 FIFA World Cup.

00:16:29.000 Ooh, that's verbal epicoch for me.

00:16:30.000 It is.

00:16:31.000 It's billions of dollars though, right?

00:16:33.000 So prior to the opening match at the World Cup, Iran played England and they actually did a little bit of protesting.

00:16:38.000 Oh yeah, the Iranians refused to sing their own national anthem.

00:16:41.000 Good for them. 0.99

00:16:41.000 They're all thinking of being beheaded when they go home. 0.99

00:16:54.000 Yeah, it seems like a bad idea. 0.98

00:16:57.000 Better than boarding flight 93.

00:16:58.000 Yep.

00:17:00.000 I've made a huge mistake.

00:17:02.000 Yeah, they're all off to work from the box cutter factory.

00:17:05.000 Is everybody else doing it?

00:17:07.000 Hey, it looks like hijacker Andrew Tate.

00:17:13.000 They were all murdered.

00:17:15.000 Right.

00:17:15.000 And here's the thing.

00:17:16.000 We're joking, of course, but that actually takes balls for them to do that. 0.98

00:17:20.000 It does, it does. 0.86

00:17:20.000 Because they are protesting the unjust murder. 0.86

00:17:23.000 We'll get to that in a second.

00:17:24.000 Right, of the protesters.

00:17:25.000 Right, of the protesters.

00:17:27.000 It takes a little bit more than the armband. 0.87

00:17:29.000 It takes actual balls to do what they're doing. 0.93

00:17:30.000 A little bit more. 0.97

00:17:31.000 A little bit more.

00:17:33.000 Unfortunately, though, you should note, This is the problem.

00:17:36.000 Players don't have all that much power, right?

00:17:38.000 It's the people in charge.

00:17:39.000 It's the suits.

00:17:40.000 And you've heard me talk about that even sometimes on the conservative side.

00:17:43.000 Not just when we're talking about the political establishment, but even when you're talking about the media on the left and on the right.

00:17:47.000 The suits aren't necessarily lined up with you.

00:17:49.000 The suits in the soccer league are not lined up with the players.

00:17:52.000 and so the protest fell on deaf ears because FIFA brought in someone to pinch hit and sing the national anthem anyway.

00:17:58.000 That's beautiful.

00:18:16.000 Gerald, give us an update here, though.

00:18:19.000 Nearly 400 Iranians have been killed for protesting the death of 22-year-old Masha Amini.

00:18:25.000 Right, and so we've seen this happening all over the world.

00:18:28.000 People are protesting this.

00:18:29.000 Now, people are actually being killed, but it goes a little bit further than that.

00:18:31.000 You're like, oh, okay, so people are being killed in the streets.

00:18:33.000 That's bad enough.

00:18:34.000 Well, when Parliament gets together, like the Iranian Parliament did, and basically says, yes, you need to execute the protesters, That's pretty bad. 0.88

00:18:42.000 That's not just like the Ayatollah being crazy and going out and murdering people.

00:18:45.000 That's all of Parliament being like, yeah, we totally, they shouldn't be killed.

00:18:48.000 Can I make a point there?

00:18:49.000 Because I come, you know, I was raising Canada, we have a parliamentary system.

00:18:51.000 For all this talk about democracy dies in darkness.

00:18:54.000 Well, if you understand what a parliamentary system is, there still is a component of democracy.

00:18:57.000 Some people would say it's more democratic than really what we have as a constitutional republic.

00:19:01.000 But it doesn't really matter if Parliament can still just order the execution of protesters.

00:19:07.000 Hey, democracy can also be mob rule infringing on the rights of the minority.

00:19:14.000 Well, and the United States of America needs to stand with the protesters more than just tweeting something out like AOC saying, we stand with you.

00:19:14.000 Yeah.

00:19:22.000 That's fantastic.

00:19:23.000 Okay.

00:19:23.000 The president just needs to come out and say, hey, we stand with you guys.

00:19:26.000 We're going to stand arm and arm with the protesters here.

00:19:28.000 They're not doing that.

00:19:30.000 In the name of God, the most gracious, the most merciful.

00:19:32.000 on the line. So the captain of the Iranian soccer team, the football team actually, Ehsan

00:19:38.000 Al-Safi, addressed the situation in this clip.

00:19:42.000 In the name of God, the most beautiful, the most beautiful.

00:19:46.000 Hello, dear friends.

00:19:50.000 A language of romance.

00:19:52.000 I would like to thank all the families of the Iranian people.

00:19:57.000 They should know that we are with them and we are in their care.

00:20:02.000 Thank you.

00:20:10.000 Eastern, okay? 0.87

00:20:11.000 And we are on, of course, YouTube, but also Rumble.

00:20:13.000 Nothing would make me happier.

00:20:14.000 For those of you right now, you can go over and watch on Rumble.

00:20:16.000 If you don't see us live on YouTube, without us telling you beforehand, we are still streaming live on Rumble and Mug Club.

00:20:21.000 Go subscribe on Rumble.

00:20:24.000 That way you don't have to keep checking in every single day.

00:20:26.000 And of course, audio, Spotify, Apple, there's exclusive stuff on audio.

00:20:29.000 We're on all these different platforms because we're in the process of diversifying from the satanic pedophile cabal at YouTube.

00:20:36.000 I'm joking.

00:20:38.000 Now, this is what he said for people listening on audio.

00:20:41.000 In the name of God, creator of rainbows, mustn't be afraid to aim a little higher, love, I want to say condolences to all of the grieving families in Iran.

00:20:49.000 We want them to know we are with them and by their side and share their pain.

00:20:54.000 And again, the problem with the suits is they co-opted.

00:20:57.000 Speaking of rainbows, FIFA decided to try and commendeer this and issue their own statement.

00:21:01.000 Well, too much? Comment below.

00:21:16.000 Or just the right amount.

00:21:18.000 I think just right.

00:21:20.000 I think it's perfect.

00:21:21.000 It's baby bear.

00:21:22.000 It's all the spices and herbs working together.

00:21:24.000 All the mealworms fit to eat.

00:21:27.000 I don't want to fly home with any of them.

00:21:33.000 So, after his fight in Abu Dhabi, we talked about this, Banil Dariushi actually gave a similar speech, right?

00:21:38.000 Except on a religious front, it wasn't just the protesting, but basically standing up to an authoritarian regime where the protest will actually cost you something.

00:21:45.000 Not like in the United States, where you can protest and you can light stuff on fire and they don't do anything to you.

00:21:50.000 You can just say the wrong things in Iran and they can kill you, right? 1.00

00:21:53.000 400 people being killed by the Parliament saying, yes, Justice Department, do that, please kill more, more, more. 0.99

00:21:57.000 Democratically killed. 0.99

00:21:59.000 Yes, well...

00:22:00.000 One might say.

00:22:01.000 Just like Bernie Sanders.

00:22:02.000 Democratic socialism.

00:22:03.000 And by the way, hey, please, if you're on YouTube right now, hit the like button.

00:22:07.000 Not only if you stand with these people, obviously the people who are... I say these people because there's protest and protest, protesting, protesters, so it's a little bit hard.

00:22:15.000 It's like the metaverse of protesting.

00:22:16.000 But also hit the like button if you just want to let Benil Dariush know that this guy deserves a title shot.

00:22:22.000 And he is catching some flash.

00:22:23.000 for what he did in Abu Dhabi, saying, hey, there is truth in Jesus Christ.

00:22:26.000 The guy's on an eight-fight win streak, he's an absolute monster in the cage,

00:22:30.000 and his biggest problem is he's too nice. He doesn't talk trash.

00:22:33.000 Yeah. If he talked a little trash, he might stir up a little bit of... 0.90

00:22:35.000 We'll have him here on an Ash Wednesday, even though he won't smoke. 0.58

00:22:38.000 That'd be great.

00:22:39.000 He's a solid, solid fighter.

00:22:40.000 Yeah, I think it'll stir up more controversy just talking about Jesus, to be honest, especially with that.

00:22:45.000 Yeah, yeah, it's a good point. It's unfortunate.

00:22:47.000 At the same time that all of this happened, the FIFA, well, basically the captains of some of the English and other

00:22:53.000 clubs around Europe decided that apparently protesting for LGBTQAIP, right, 0.59

00:22:58.000 they couldn't fit it all on there, so they had to stop.

00:23:00.000 All those rights, they were going to wear an armband.

00:23:02.000 You could fit it on a Tess Holliday armband.

00:23:04.000 Because that's how you protest.

00:23:06.000 Or an inconsequential armband for one person, just the captain of the team.

00:23:10.000 Where's that armband, by the way?

00:23:11.000 So one guy running around with it.

00:23:13.000 But FIFA actually said, well, no, you're not going to do that.

00:23:16.000 And if you do, we'll give you a yellow card and give you a fine.

00:23:18.000 And they're like, no, we're absolutely going to go ahead and do this.

00:23:20.000 And that's that's just that's in one day before.

00:23:23.000 I'm not kidding.

00:23:24.000 One day before they're saying we will absolutely do this.

00:23:27.000 And then Harry Kane actually was one of the guys who was supposed to to do it.

00:23:31.000 I don't know.

00:23:31.000 Did you already bring up?

00:23:32.000 Yeah.

00:23:32.000 Harry Kane looking tough right there with his one love.

00:23:35.000 Honestly, I just thought he was a soccer player.

00:23:37.000 And then they decided... That's not their normal uniform?

00:23:42.000 No.

00:23:42.000 So you know what a yellow card is?

00:23:44.000 It's basically like a... There'd be no way of knowing.

00:23:46.000 It's a heart with rainbows.

00:23:47.000 It's cool.

00:23:48.000 They were going to give Harry Kane a yellow card to start the match, which means he can't foul anybody so egregiously that he gets another one.

00:23:54.000 And he was like, well, that's just too much.

00:23:55.000 I can't do that.

00:23:56.000 I can't play into that.

00:23:56.000 Right.

00:23:57.000 So according to Sky News, the One Love campaign was originally initiated by the Netherlands and aims to use football to promote inclusion and send a message against discrimination.

00:24:06.000 You guys are gay enough.

00:24:07.000 You don't need to wear an armband. 0.95

00:24:08.000 And then he immediately pulled it.

00:24:09.000 He immediately pulled it.

00:24:11.000 Look, this is the thing.

00:24:12.000 Also, keep in mind, there are a couple of other layers to this story.

00:24:15.000 You know, 6,500 migrant workers died constructing these stadiums, facilities in Qatar.

00:24:19.000 I'm willing to bet that some of them were indentured servants, just so people don't know.

00:24:22.000 More slaves on earth right now than ever in recorded history.

00:24:25.000 We've talked about that in the past.

00:24:25.000 Over 40 million.

00:24:27.000 You can do something about slavery now.

00:24:29.000 When people talk about the evil history of America and slavery, and of course, slavery is a stain on our history.

00:24:35.000 Make no mistake about that.

00:24:37.000 Everyone here, right?

00:24:37.000 Do we all agree?

00:24:38.000 Anti-slavery?

00:24:38.000 Dave, no joke, we're all anti-slavery.

00:24:41.000 We're all anti-slavery.

00:24:43.000 I also have an Uncle Slavery.

00:24:44.000 It still, son of a, still happens.

00:24:47.000 It still happens today.

00:24:50.000 And you're not willing to wear an armband?

00:24:53.000 In the United States, they kneeled for the anthem.

00:24:56.000 By the way, the country who has liberated more slaves than any in the history of mankind, but they won't wear an armband because that might offend an emerging market, just like with the NBA.

00:25:07.000 What happened with the Hong Kong protesters?

00:25:09.000 What about Disney, for example?

00:25:12.000 If they're going to remove the LGBTQAIP agenda content from Disney, it's because Lightyear wasn't allowed in certain Asian markets.

00:25:20.000 That's the issue.

00:25:21.000 They go where the dollars are, and I will tell you this, it's ugly on all sides.

00:25:26.000 I don't need companies to be conservative.

00:25:28.000 I think a lot of companies that present themselves as conservatives, this is why we have very few sponsors on the show, A lot of companies out there that present themselves as right wing are really just fleecing you.

00:25:36.000 Not all of them.

00:25:37.000 We have some great people we work with, of course, Walther, of course, Good Rancher, of course, Patriot Supply.

00:25:41.000 If I'm missing any, of course, Clear, right?

00:25:44.000 We keep them very limited because we know these people, we know where they line up, and that's why we ask that you support them.

00:25:49.000 If I put my stamp on it, it means that I am vouching for the integrity of the company.

00:25:53.000 But you know what I'm fine with?

00:25:54.000 Dunkin' Donuts.

00:25:55.000 Dunkin' Donuts, their CEO, said, we're not Starbucks, we're not political.

00:25:58.000 And you know what they do as far as charity?

00:26:00.000 They mostly do Feeding the Hungry, they do turkey drives, they do things like Big Brother programs.

00:26:05.000 You don't have to be right.

00:26:05.000 Good!

00:26:06.000 You don't have to be right-wing.

00:26:08.000 Just don't use your money to actively fight against the values of this country, and I'm okay with it.

00:26:14.000 Yeah, and this shows you their character, right?

00:26:16.000 So these guys are protesting what they say is gross human rights violations by people who are gay, homosexual, or against them in Qatar, right? 0.96

00:26:23.000 People who are gay and homosexual. 0.89

00:26:25.000 And they're saying, oh, this is so important that we have to end it. 0.92

00:26:27.000 One, I noticed that you showed up.

00:26:29.000 You're playing, aren't you?

00:26:30.000 You had a choice to go to the World Cup or not, so yeah, apparently it didn't offend you.

00:26:33.000 Their deaths didn't offend you so much that you couldn't go there and play.

00:26:36.000 And two, when any resistance came your way, you simply said, OK.

00:26:43.000 You don't have these values.

00:26:44.000 You do it when it's convenient and you virtue signal.

00:26:47.000 The Iranian protesters, by not singing that national anthem, could die.

00:26:52.000 These guys don't believe what they're saying.

00:26:55.000 They're just doing it because everybody says you should and it's popular and you can put it on Instagram and look tough for a soccer player, which is a hard thing to do, and then you fold. 0.95

00:27:03.000 Yeah, these guys should get beheaded and you guys could maybe be called homophobic or not an ally on Twitter. 0.82

00:27:11.000 Exactly. 1.00

00:27:12.000 This is how you judge.

00:27:13.000 Look, the middle of a man is judged by, first off, what does he do when no one's looking?

00:27:17.000 When there's no reward for doing the right thing, but he's doing it for the right For the right thing's sake.

00:27:22.000 And what do they do when there is something on the line?

00:27:26.000 Where they stand to lose something.

00:27:28.000 And invariably, with Hollywood, and by the way, let's be honest, professional sports leagues, these are entertainment organizations, invariably when push comes to shove and it comes time to actually take a stand with consequences, they slink out.

00:27:42.000 They slink out. 0.74

00:27:45.000 Well, they bend so many different ways, it's just pathetic at this point. 0.90

00:27:48.000 Like, how do you know what anybody believes? 0.79

00:27:50.000 Well, but soccer players, lots of practice with the bending.

00:27:52.000 We were talking about, though, Disney.

00:27:54.000 Same with, like, Tim Allen, where it's like, okay, well, we need you back now.

00:27:57.000 Sorry, buzz-bombed, so we apologize.

00:27:59.000 Oh, let's get the old president back.

00:28:01.000 Let's do the, like, they don't care. 0.94

00:28:03.000 I really wish that Tim Allen would have told them to go screw themselves. 0.80

00:28:06.000 He should have.

00:28:06.000 He should have said, oh, you didn't want me then?

00:28:08.000 You don't get me now.

00:28:10.000 I love it when he does that sound.

00:28:12.000 I know.

00:28:12.000 This has been Gerald No Sports.

00:28:27.000 I get the history, I still don't get it.

00:28:30.000 Joe Biden, former Vice President Biden, took part in the tradition, you know, it's an annual tradition where you pardon a Thanksgiving turkey.

00:28:35.000 They had dirt on the Clintons!

00:28:36.000 Yes!

00:28:38.000 No, he wouldn't have pardoned them.

00:28:39.000 Oh, right.

00:28:40.000 Yeah.

00:28:41.000 He would have put them through a wood chipper.

00:28:43.000 Well, you think they're pardoned.

00:28:45.000 Just wakes up nailed into its coop.

00:28:49.000 With a metal water dish over it in the middle of the sun so they can think about what they've done.

00:28:54.000 He unpardons the turkeys.

00:28:56.000 Yes!

00:28:57.000 So he pardoned some turkeys on Thanksgiving, and one of them was named Chocolate, one of them was named Chip.

00:29:03.000 Really?

00:29:04.000 Yes.

00:29:05.000 Ignore inflation, by the way. 0.98

00:29:07.000 And of course, he said a bunch of dumb things, which brings us to this week in Biden. 0.99

00:29:14.000 If you have a problem figuring out whether you're for me or Trump, then you ain't black. 0.99

00:29:17.000 Votes are in. 0.86

00:29:19.000 They've been counted and verified.

00:29:22.000 There's no ballot stuffing.

00:29:23.000 There's no foul play.

00:29:25.000 The only red wave this season is going to be a German Shepard commander knocks over the cranberry sauce on our table. 0.97

00:29:32.000 How many turkeys you got down there?

00:29:34.000 You raising?

00:29:35.000 Circle S Ranch grows about nine and a half million turkeys a year.

00:29:39.000 God love you.

00:29:40.000 Nine and a half million turkeys.

00:29:43.000 I tell you what, that's like some of the countries I've been to.

00:29:48.000 Now imagine, this has to be boring, boring, boring for these kids to stand up here.

00:29:55.000 You're allowed to do anything you want, including go steal a pumpkin, if you want.

00:29:58.000 Anything you want to do. 0.96

00:30:00.000 If you have a problem figuring out whether you're for me or Trump, then you ain't black. 1.00

00:30:07.000 Do you Mexicans want to go steal a pumpkin? 1.00

00:30:11.000 You probably want to take some. 0.98

00:30:12.000 Go in the house and take some silverware.

00:30:14.000 Yeah.

00:30:15.000 Take the finest china.

00:30:17.000 Some of them have gold-plated handles.

00:30:18.000 Yeah.

00:30:19.000 You guys need a nap?

00:30:20.000 Yeah.

00:30:21.000 I need a nap.

00:30:22.000 Ava Lincoln used a spoon in there. 1.00

00:30:24.000 Go steal it.

00:30:26.000 I really like how industrious you people are.

00:30:27.000 I don't know what you do with the Santa, though.

00:30:29.000 Oh, yeah.

00:30:30.000 Smash a pumpkin. 0.99

00:30:31.000 Surprise me.

00:30:32.000 You want to climb the White House wall and inter-illegally?

00:30:34.000 Yeah, go steal a pumpkin?

00:30:36.000 Why does he assume that?

00:30:37.000 Does he not?

00:30:38.000 He's just like, yeah, you look like ethnicity. 0.88

00:30:39.000 You got a little bit of ethnicity in you.

00:30:41.000 Steal a pumpkin.

00:30:42.000 This turkey looks like Mitch McConnell's.

00:30:44.000 It's impractical. 0.99

00:30:46.000 Silly neck. 1.00

00:30:46.000 Can I punch it? 1.00

00:30:47.000 Do you want to watch me punch a turkey?

00:30:48.000 It looks like Mitch McConnell and then I got J- Can you bring up just a freeze frame of that?

00:30:52.000 Why is Gerard Depardieu helping him pardon a turkey?

00:30:55.000 Let's see.

00:30:55.000 The turkey is being pardoned by bogus.

00:31:00.000 It's just nice to see that he's no longer Me Too'd.

00:31:03.000 Yes.

00:31:04.000 He's back.

00:31:05.000 I mean, honestly, can you really meet two Frenchmen?

00:31:07.000 No, that's what I didn't understand.

00:31:08.000 Please try G-Part 2.

00:31:10.000 This brings us to the Thanksgiving Day Parade.

00:31:13.000 This is happening again.

00:31:14.000 It's a lot of fun.

00:31:14.000 We're going into Thanksgiving.

00:31:15.000 You guys can comment below what you're most thankful for because, you know, it's a cliché.

00:31:20.000 I'm thankful for you guys.

00:31:22.000 Aww.

00:31:23.000 That's a lie.

00:31:24.000 Aww.

00:31:25.000 Homo. 0.68

00:31:26.000 I'm thankful for the destruction of soccer, that I get to watch it unfold in real time

00:31:31.000 So, obviously you have the big Thanksgiving Day parade.

00:31:33.000 It's a tradition.

00:31:34.000 Are you guys watching that this year?

00:31:36.000 Hell yeah! 0.95

00:31:38.000 Dave, you got a little too excited on that, buddy.

00:31:41.000 Well, actually, here's the thing.

00:31:41.000 They decided to change it up a little bit with some of the balloons to reflect, you know, 2022.

00:31:45.000 They have to get with the times.

00:31:46.000 Like a chicken that identifies as a turkey?

00:31:48.000 Like a liberal leaving Twitter?

00:31:50.000 Yes, yes, they have that.

00:31:51.000 I don't know how you put it on a float.

00:31:52.000 Well, I mean, you could with an arrow or something.

00:31:54.000 Yeah, there's like, well, there's a minor attracted Santa.

00:31:58.000 It's a mass.

00:31:59.000 So it is liberal.

00:31:59.000 Yeah.

00:32:00.000 Oh, good.

00:32:01.000 And, uh, this one is actually for the neighbors to the north because, you know, they want to, uh, they want to cozy up to Canada.

00:32:05.000 They have, uh, Frosty Trudeau is one of the new, uh, floats that they have.

00:32:08.000 Yeah.

00:32:08.000 Oh my gosh.

00:32:09.000 Yeah.

00:32:11.000 Happy Blackface! 1.00

00:32:13.000 Nailed it.

00:32:16.000 And, uh... There's no magic in that hat.

00:32:19.000 Just hate.

00:32:21.000 And maple syrup.

00:32:23.000 I have to go commit a hate crime.

00:32:24.000 I'll be busy, busy, busy.

00:32:27.000 Uh, this one is, I don't know why I remember all these things, but by the U.S.

00:32:31.000 taxpayers, actually, we have the, uh, we have the Ukrainian Thanksgiving dinner.

00:32:34.000 That's one that they're doing, uh, yeah.

00:32:36.000 Very nice.

00:32:36.000 Oh, wow, yeah.

00:32:37.000 Oh, I see.

00:32:38.000 Just stuffed.

00:32:39.000 And we all love Charlie Brown Christmas, so now they have to, uh, update it, of course, so that people don't feel left out.

00:32:44.000 They, uh, they have boosted Snoopy.

00:32:45.000 This is one they're real, yeah, which just... Huh.

00:32:52.000 Oh, Woodstock's not even there.

00:32:53.000 He died three weeks ago.

00:32:57.000 His blood clot is just the size of him.

00:32:59.000 You have a Woodstock-sized blood clot.

00:33:02.000 He grew a second white, shriveled Woodstock.

00:33:07.000 So let's get to this, by the way.

00:33:08.000 And you can share this.

00:33:09.000 Please share this.

00:33:10.000 Hit the like button if you're watching on YouTube.

00:33:11.000 You can hit the rumble button if you're watching on Rumble.

00:33:14.000 I'm really looking forward to getting to some of these media stories with the missile in Poland.

00:33:18.000 I just can't believe that no one is really talking... I mean, I can.

00:33:21.000 Of course you can.

00:33:22.000 Come on.

00:33:22.000 But before that, important things first.

00:33:24.000 Last week, tickets for the Taylor Swift... I guess it's the Eras Tour?

00:33:27.000 That's the important thing?

00:33:28.000 Yeah.

00:33:29.000 It's the heirs tour.

00:33:31.000 They went on sale and things did not go well for Ticketmaster.

00:33:34.000 I guess more than 3.5 million fans signed up for like the pre-sale and the demand crashed the site.

00:33:41.000 The demand crashed the site.

00:33:42.000 Kind of like Rumble on election night.

00:33:45.000 I'm just saying, we love you guys, but you know.

00:33:49.000 They've strengthened their service.

00:33:50.000 No one expected that.

00:33:51.000 They got attacked too, which is crazy.

00:33:52.000 Yeah, they did.

00:33:53.000 They got the DDOS attack.

00:33:54.000 It's tough.

00:33:54.000 People are really gunning for them.

00:33:55.000 They don't want them to succeed.

00:33:57.000 No.

00:33:59.000 It's not that I want them to fail.

00:34:00.000 I want for no one else to succeed.

00:34:04.000 Hate most people the same thing if I use your ticket master and So Taylor Swift Responded on her greatest actor of all time that guy chews up every single bit of scenery in which he plays a part I don't get the Daniel Day-lewis thing now.

00:34:22.000 I don't need Taylor Swift respond on Instagram saying Bill the Butcher It's really difficult for me to trust an outside entity with these relationships and loyalties and excruciating for me to just watch mistakes happen with no recourse.

00:34:36.000 I mean seriously now you'd like draw the line on this?

00:34:38.000 She never cared before.

00:34:39.000 So let me just get this straight.

00:34:41.000 Excruciating to see the millions crashing the site.

00:34:43.000 Yes.

00:34:44.000 I can't believe all of my fans went to buy tickets.

00:34:47.000 That's what you want to happen.

00:34:48.000 You don't want it to crash the site.

00:34:50.000 You want people to be able to buy tickets and everything else.

00:34:51.000 And I know people are pissed off about it and they're saying, oh, Ticketmaster is bad.

00:34:56.000 That would be reasonable.

00:34:57.000 But Ticketmaster has a monopoly and now needs to be broken up because the ticket sales were too popular and crashed the site.

00:35:05.000 Are you serious?

00:35:06.000 It's like the virtue of signaling with soccer.

00:35:07.000 It's all about the selfish motive.

00:35:09.000 I don't get the connection.

00:35:10.000 Taylor Swift could go create her own Ticketmaster.

00:35:12.000 Yeah.

00:35:12.000 And by the way, hey, just a heads up, I hope Ticketmaster doesn't do it to us because you can still go get your tickets at loudmouthcredit.com slash tour for our remaining Baltimore December 3rd.

00:35:21.000 That's right.

00:35:21.000 Go crash that site, baby.

00:35:22.000 I love it.

00:35:23.000 I think that's the only place with any tickets left.

00:35:24.000 Or crash it.

00:35:25.000 Yes.

00:35:26.000 That's unbelievable.

00:35:26.000 Feel free.

00:35:27.000 Are you using Ticketmaster for what's your upcoming show?

00:35:29.000 I got Monho Pennsylvania this Saturday at the Carnegie Hall.

00:35:32.000 Is it Ticketmaster though?

00:35:33.000 It might be.

00:35:34.000 Oh boy.

00:35:36.000 It's Carnegie Munhall, PA.

00:35:37.000 I think they did a Sticky Master, actually.

00:35:39.000 It's just going to look like that scene with the Pittsburgh Steelers game with Bain.

00:35:43.000 What a lovely voice!

00:35:45.000 Oh, funny!

00:35:47.000 So, uh, Taylor Swift is good.

00:35:50.000 Taylor Swift looks better with meat on her bones. 1.00

00:35:55.000 So she's not the only one who's mad.

00:35:57.000 She's so sad.

00:35:57.000 Her poor boyfriend keeps leaving her.

00:36:01.000 Better write a song about it rather than making better romantic decisions.

00:36:08.000 Can't keep a man. 1.00

00:36:10.000 Yes, please tell us about how John Mayer robbed you. 1.00

00:36:14.000 Great ass! 1.00

00:36:16.000 So Taylor Swift isn't the only one who's mad. 0.99

00:36:18.000 Now Amy Klobuchar, because she needs to be heard somehow, raised her own concerns about Ticketmaster.

00:36:24.000 who's like and the mom just like you don't get a worm. No. 0.98

00:36:30.000 So she raised her own concerns about Ticketmaster. This is Amy Klobuchar for those of you who

00:36:34.000 forgot her face name and relevancy.

00:36:35.000 In 2010 Live Nation and Ticketmaster were allowed to merge.

00:36:39.000 The combined company now has 70% of ticket sales.

00:36:43.000 12 years ago!

00:36:44.000 So in truth, there's no other choice.

00:36:46.000 And that's what's going on.

00:36:48.000 There is a monopoly.

00:36:49.000 They also have quickly and quietly bought so many venues and arenas, so it is a vertical integration.

00:36:56.000 That's why we are pushing the Justice Department to look at this and to look back at that consent decree, of which they have power over that consent decree.

00:37:04.000 That is the most boring human being alive.

00:37:08.000 Girard Depardieu. 0.81

00:37:09.000 Yes.

00:37:11.000 Amy Klobuchar.

00:37:12.000 I mean, she is aggressively, like she is, she is mission oriented toward mediocrity. 0.84

00:37:21.000 Amy Klobuchar is the Olive Garden of people.

00:37:25.000 No one serves up mediocrity like Senator Amy Klobuchar. 0.94

00:37:29.000 With her asexual haircut and face pulled tighter than a snare drum, she has all the warmth of a boarding school nun with none of the moral conviction. 0.88

00:37:39.000 When she's not throwing staplers at interns or eating salad with a comb, Amy inspires no particularly strong feeling one way or another.

00:37:47.000 In the normal private sector, Senator Klobuchar would probably be fired for sneaking airplane shots of vodka during her shift at Target. 1.00

00:37:54.000 Instead, she's a millionaire on the public servant's salary and will continue to be until 50 years after she's dead. 0.98

00:38:01.000 Why?

00:38:02.000 Because the U.S. 0.56

00:38:03.000 Senate. 0.85

00:38:04.000 When you're here, you're mediocrity. 1.00

00:38:08.000 She's so tone deaf, bitch, I'll run that as a campaign ad. 1.00

00:38:11.000 She's like, I love Olive Garden. 1.00

00:38:13.000 That's a nice commercial they made.

00:38:15.000 Nice.

00:38:15.000 Spot on.

00:38:16.000 And my favorite, my favorite dinner spot.

00:38:19.000 I'm actually sneaking airplane shots to Thanksgiving.

00:38:22.000 Yes.

00:38:23.000 I'm going to ruin everyone's time.

00:38:25.000 I have a flask.

00:38:27.000 Uh, let's move on to this.

00:38:29.000 So, uh, I don't know if you know this, you should know this, but, um, remember that story that we heard about, uh, you know, and this was from the AP, keep in mind, and this is why this matters.

00:38:37.000 AP is the newswire that all other mainstream news sources use.

00:38:40.000 They use them during election night, a lot of the time.

00:38:43.000 Sometimes before elections, AP actually sends out results.

00:38:46.000 Yes, for Arizona in 2020.

00:38:48.000 I think I have a Joe Louis fuzz on my face.

00:38:51.000 It's just been bothering me all day.

00:38:52.000 You're good.

00:38:53.000 So we all heard this story.

00:38:54.000 It came from AP, the most legitimate news source.

00:38:57.000 As far as this industry, they consider AP kind of the gold standard.

00:39:02.000 That's where we all got the story that Russia had struck Poland with some missiles. 0.83

00:39:07.000 And in case you forgot, now first off, the story is bullcrap to begin with. 0.56

00:39:12.000 Spoiler alert.

00:39:13.000 But in case you've forgotten, this is how the media ran with that story last week.

00:39:18.000 First U.S.

00:39:18.000 intelligence says missiles have crossed into NATO member Poland, killing two civilians.

00:39:24.000 President Biden has spoken on the phone with Poland's president about the situation.

00:39:28.000 Biden offered full U.S.

00:39:30.000 support in Poland's investigation.

00:39:32.000 Ukraine's President Zelensky said this is a quote very significant escalation of the

00:39:38.000 war and that action is needed.

00:39:40.000 It's important that that's a Zelensky quote.

00:39:41.000 We'll come back to that.

00:39:42.000 The senior US intelligence official says that Russian missiles have crossed the border into

00:39:45.000 Poland which is a NATO member killing two people and of course NATO membership confers 1.00

00:39:51.000 protection for any nation.

00:39:55.000 It means that an attack on one member of NATO is an attack on all of them.

00:39:58.000 This is the first time something like this has happened.

00:40:01.000 This triggers all sorts of questions about what the reaction could be from NATO.

00:40:06.000 I think we all know now about that Article 5 of NATO, that any attack on an ally of the United States of a NATO member would trigger some kind of response from NATO.

00:40:17.000 The AP, citing a senior US intelligence official, has confirmed that a Russian missile or missiles They're being cropped.

00:40:28.000 I'm glad they put the stock ticker up.

00:40:32.000 Just so you know how much you're losing during this.

00:40:39.000 There you go.

00:40:40.000 AP citing a US intelligence official.

00:40:43.000 We'll get to the level of vetting that had taken place.

00:40:45.000 Remember they just said, well Zelensky said this is a serious level of escalation.

00:40:48.000 Keep in mind all of that rhetoric.

00:40:50.000 That can set off World War III.

00:40:52.000 Easily.

00:40:53.000 Easily.

00:40:54.000 Or certainly an international conflict.

00:40:56.000 Maybe not on the scale of World War III.

00:40:58.000 I don't want to be hyperbolic here.

00:41:00.000 Here's the real kicker.

00:41:02.000 The missile, if you don't know, was actually fired by Ukraine!

00:41:05.000 So now we have this from CNN, and all references are, of course, available at ladowithcreditor.com.

00:41:10.000 Polish President Duda told a press conference that there was a, quote, high chance it was an air defense missile from the Ukrainian side and likely had fallen in Poland in an accident while intercepting incoming Russian missiles.

00:41:20.000 There's no indication that this was an intentional attack on Poland.

00:41:24.000 Most likely, it was a Russian-made S-300 rocket.

00:41:27.000 So Ukraine fired Russian Made. 0.83

00:41:31.000 Comment below, did you know about this?

00:41:34.000 Did you know that it was false?

00:41:36.000 Because I want to get to some key points of information.

00:41:38.000 Okay, so the AP fired this reporter, James Laporta.

00:41:42.000 Just now?

00:41:43.000 Yeah.

00:41:44.000 They issued an editor's note after the fact that corrected the story.

00:41:49.000 Yeah.

00:41:49.000 Okay?

00:41:50.000 Because people read those.

00:41:51.000 Now keep in mind though, they're firing him, okay, but Laporta just cited an anonymous source.

00:41:57.000 That it belonged to Russia.

00:41:58.000 And then the media said, this is coming from AAP, they're citing American intelligence agencies.

00:42:05.000 There was no vetting taking place.

00:42:06.000 This was by design.

00:42:07.000 They easily could have made a couple of phone calls.

00:42:09.000 They decided not to.

00:42:10.000 And of course, this made very few headlines.

00:42:13.000 Now, this is what matters.

00:42:15.000 It's not just the lie, proactively, that takes place, but also the lies by omission.

00:42:19.000 In this case, we have both.

00:42:21.000 We have a lie.

00:42:22.000 Let's call it misreporting.

00:42:24.000 I would tend to bet a little of column A, a little of column B. Yeah.

00:42:28.000 In other words, it is your job, your responsibility to try and be correct if you're breaking something of this magnitude.

00:42:33.000 It's not like you're reporting on, you know, Taylor Swift's Ticketmaster story.

00:42:35.000 That's true.

00:42:36.000 I feel like everything deep-throat-ish these days, though, is a bit fake.

00:42:40.000 Well, it's some guy.

00:42:42.000 Yeah, exactly.

00:42:42.000 Oh, that's good.

00:42:43.000 It's some guy, but he's with U.S.

00:42:45.000 intelligence officials.

00:42:45.000 So here's what's so pernicious about this is, November 15th, right when the story came out, this story trended number one on Twitter from 1.40 p.m.

00:42:55.000 to 7.40 p.m.

00:42:56.000 And it was within the top 10 for 10 hours.

00:43:01.000 So for close to seven hours, it was the number one trend.

00:43:05.000 And you can go and check out the tweets.

00:43:06.000 Oh, this is what's happening.

00:43:08.000 Time to step in.

00:43:09.000 Time to spend hundreds of billions, probably trillions of dollars.

00:43:12.000 Time to go in and defend a NATO ally.

00:43:15.000 Right?

00:43:15.000 And we even had people in this administration, if you look at these tweets coming out from people who were very official, none of them Vetted anything?

00:43:22.000 Also you had Poland, Russia, Ukraine.

00:43:24.000 They were also in the top five trends.

00:43:27.000 All of social media was dominated by this story.

00:43:30.000 Now, we contrast that with the firing, the retraction, the editor's note of Laporta's firing.

00:43:38.000 It didn't trend once since it was announced.

00:43:39.000 Hmm.

00:43:40.000 Hmm.

00:43:41.000 It's odd.

00:43:43.000 So think about this for a second.

00:43:45.000 Think about the kind of effect that that has in public perception.

00:43:48.000 Guarantee you, guarantee you that people who don't watch the show, guarantee you that people who do not proactively attempt to educate themselves still believe it happened.

00:43:56.000 Still believe it happened.

00:43:58.000 And of course, they'll use it to try and condemn Trump.

00:44:00.000 Whoa, Trump wouldn't have defended our... What are you, a Putin puppet?

00:44:03.000 Hold on a second.

00:44:04.000 Were we all Putin puppets for saying, well, let's just wait for some more information.

00:44:09.000 So after almost firing off World War III, no consequences for AP.

00:44:14.000 And according to their own website, it says more than half of the world's population sees AP journalism every day.

00:44:21.000 And this is something I ask that you hit the like button because the YouTube algorithm says that we're dead.

00:44:26.000 Look, we work in this industry, we know this.

00:44:28.000 News wires like AP and Reuters, these are considered the gold standard.

00:44:33.000 This is, you know, NPR gets it.

00:44:35.000 If you listen to the NPR morning news updates, or they do it, I think, maybe on the top of the hour, bottom of the hour, they're constantly citing AP.

00:44:44.000 ABC, NBC, CBS, CNN, they're constantly citing AP.

00:44:47.000 If AP says this is a story, they assume that it's legitimate.

00:44:51.000 Reuters is another good example.

00:44:53.000 And this is not one of the first Well, one of.

00:44:57.000 This is not the first time this has happened.

00:44:58.000 I mean, AP has a long line of screw-ups.

00:45:00.000 You can go back and go check out our references.

00:45:02.000 But Reuters is another one.

00:45:03.000 Yeah.

00:45:04.000 Reuters is another one that a lot of people trust.

00:45:06.000 And if you don't remember... I didn't even know about this one, too.

00:45:08.000 You didn't know about this one?

00:45:08.000 The specific one you're going to talk about next.

00:45:10.000 I didn't know about that.

00:45:11.000 Well, this is the beauty of having been around for so long.

00:45:13.000 I've been here on YouTube since, well, 2008 doing political... I remember this story.

00:45:17.000 Reuters deliberately edited out knives and a bloodied Israeli soldier from photos of a... This was a flotilla.

00:45:23.000 It was a ship trying to reach Gaza.

00:45:26.000 So you can see the cropped version and the uncropped version.

00:45:29.000 Now that is a lie.

00:45:30.000 That's deliberately saying, let's get rid of the knife.

00:45:33.000 Let's make sure that there's, at best, an equivalency.

00:45:37.000 At worst, we get to vilify the Israelis when really you're looking at someone with a bloody knife here.

00:45:42.000 AP, we have some other examples.

00:45:43.000 2017, AP had to issue a retraction, a story that said 17 US intelligence agencies agreed Russia interfered to help Trump get elected.

00:45:52.000 Remember that one!

00:45:54.000 Still running on that one.

00:45:56.000 Well, it's this, you know, this, you know, pointing to an expert or this elite class or a fact checker, somebody who's going to be the arbiter of truth and saying, well, they're always going to be right.

00:46:05.000 Well, that's never how it works.

00:46:06.000 You set this system up and you've lied to people.

00:46:08.000 Here's my problem with this beyond that.

00:46:10.000 That's bad enough.

00:46:11.000 People are trusting in AP and trusting in news organizations.

00:46:14.000 You know who knew?

00:46:16.000 Zelensky.

00:46:17.000 Yes.

00:46:17.000 Zelensky knew from the very beginning or at least from very close to the beginning and thought, you know what, here's an opportunity for me to get more support.

00:46:27.000 I will lie and say, oh yeah, Russian missile.

00:46:30.000 I can't believe it.

00:46:31.000 Nevermind the fact that our intercepting missile didn't do the only job that it has is intercept another missile.

00:46:37.000 It's pretty bad interception.

00:46:38.000 When in 50 miles into Poland.

00:46:41.000 It's not a mundane detail.

00:46:42.000 Is that a mundane detail, Michael?

00:46:44.000 Not much, right? 0.87

00:46:45.000 Goes into Poland, kills two people.

00:46:47.000 Potentially could set off World War III because the headlines weren't just Ukraine, Russia, missile, Poland dead.

00:46:53.000 It wasn't that.

00:46:53.000 It was World War III.

00:46:55.000 It was the US needs to step in and help a NATO ally.

00:46:58.000 It could be, you're talking about potentially hundreds of thousands, maybe millions of casualties

00:47:02.000 if something like that actually does get set off. 0.74

00:47:05.000 And Zelensky uses it for personal gain to say, well, yeah, the Russians are bad.

00:47:08.000 They just, they just attacked a NATO country.

00:47:10.000 Shouldn't you guys do something? 1.00

00:47:11.000 Remember I've said it's about assholes fighting assholes as far as the leadership of Russia, 0.99

00:47:15.000 as far as the leadership of Ukraine. 0.99

00:47:16.000 Just to be clear, there are good people in Russia and there are good people in Ukraine.

00:47:20.000 I'm not taking a side as far as the Russian people or Ukrainian people, but the leadership are corrupt on all sides.

00:47:26.000 And like you said, Zelensky, the only reason that he felt so comfortable doing that when he knew better was because, well, he's just going to have another meeting with Sean Penn.

00:47:32.000 He knew that the media was going to carry his water.

00:47:34.000 Hey, where's Code Pink?

00:47:37.000 We're the people calling Bush a war hawk.

00:47:39.000 And by the way, I understand where you line up as far as a foreign intervention from George W. Bush.

00:47:43.000 I'm not disagreeing with you.

00:47:44.000 But we're all these people who made it their raison d'être.

00:47:46.000 And now, Zelensky?

00:47:47.000 Nothing?

00:47:48.000 Nothing!

00:47:50.000 You either have to believe that he is so incompetent that he didn't check the label of the missiles, in which case he cannot be a leader of any kind of a country.

00:48:01.000 This is an actor. 0.75

00:48:02.000 This is a failed comedian who played a piano with his dong. 0.95

00:48:04.000 That's his big bit.

00:48:06.000 I'm right here.

00:48:07.000 Or he's dishonest.

00:48:09.000 Either he's incompetent or he's dishonest, and the media has that same decision to make.

00:48:13.000 We already know that Zelensky was being dishonest.

00:48:15.000 We already know that this reporter at AP was being dishonest. 0.98

00:48:18.000 The rest of the media reporting from it, well, okay, you know what, let's just say you were ignorant, but now you need to do better. 0.96

00:48:24.000 Why? 0.96

00:48:24.000 Because this affects global policy. 0.96

00:48:26.000 This affects, and by the way, affecting global policy, as far as American interventionism, let's be clear, it's at your cost and a net benefit to the rest of the world.

00:48:36.000 For as much as everyone bitches about the United States and you have the greatest military, well, were people saying, oh my gosh, a missile went into Poland, hey, Sweden, time to step up?

00:48:45.000 No!

00:48:45.000 We were looking at hundreds of billions of dollars and sending in soldiers from the United States.

00:48:50.000 So it's at your cost while you're dealing with the horrible economic downturn, worst economic downturn really in modern American history, say for maybe 2008, even then it's arguable depending on which metrics you want to use.

00:49:02.000 But as you are living, and many of you struggling, hand to mouth, you do have people in positions of power who have a vested interest, again, at worst, a vested interest in global conflict because they benefit.

00:49:16.000 That's really at best.

00:49:18.000 And by the way, this also ties into what we're talking about election meddling.

00:49:23.000 No, not saying that the ghost of Chavez rigged Dominion voting machines, but what happens with the media bias is enough.

00:49:30.000 This is what people need to be focusing on.

00:49:32.000 This is why Republicans who are spineless, who did nothing about Section 230, who know what has been happening with, I mean, look at Jen Psaki right now. 1.00

00:49:40.000 She's about to be basically brought before a court. 0.79

00:49:43.000 Because of the misinformation guidance that came from this administration to big tech, which of course resulted in censorship.

00:49:51.000 They affect elections, and I think the most important example, we have this right now, which could have created World War III, but as far as domestically, CBS News, the same place that we just showed you reporting from AP, they just announced, just finally admitted, oh, the Hunter Biden laptop?

00:50:06.000 The thing that we also said was Russian disinformation, right, like AP said.

00:50:11.000 Turns out, it's true.

00:50:13.000 As Republicans take control of the House, Hunter Biden, the president's son, will be a target for investigations.

00:50:20.000 And that means data from a laptop reported to belong to Biden could be crucial to the investigatory process.

00:50:27.000 CBS News has obtained its data, not through a third party or political operative, but directly from the source who told us they provided it to the FBI under subpoena.

00:50:39.000 And we commissioned an independent forensic review to determine its authenticity.

00:50:44.000 You're confident, based on your analysis, this is Hunter Biden's data and that it's real?

00:50:48.000 What the hell is this?

00:50:49.000 Yes.

00:50:51.000 We commissioned an independent forensic review.

00:50:54.000 This was the review.

00:50:54.000 Yeah.

00:50:55.000 Yeah, that's his dick with M&M's on it. 1.00

00:50:58.000 This is Star Trek speed dating. 1.00

00:51:00.000 I feel like the guy's sitting there waiting for the question and she says, is it real?

00:51:06.000 Of course it's real!

00:51:08.000 Everybody knew that!

00:51:09.000 You're doing a six minute puff piece on- I'm not kidding.

00:51:11.000 They go on for six minutes on the data being real!

00:51:16.000 I told you a year and a half- it just cuts.

00:51:20.000 Now, now, now, now, don't start yelling, this is nobody's fault.

00:51:23.000 Yes it is!

00:51:25.000 It's your fault!

00:51:26.000 It is 100% your fault!

00:51:27.000 No kidding.

00:51:27.000 You let this go on.

00:51:28.000 Yes.

00:51:29.000 This is something that we knew back in, and this is what they do, Rudy Giuliani, they say, oh crazy, and you know what?

00:51:34.000 He says some nutty things.

00:51:34.000 That doesn't mean that he's always wrong.

00:51:36.000 Let's try and say, oh, this show, oh, look, they're far right wing.

00:51:39.000 Sure, it's an entertainment show, but we make our references publicly available.

00:51:42.000 We knew that this was true back in October 2020 when Rudy Giuliani shocked us by showing the actual laptop and also, well, I'll explain some context afterwards.

00:51:53.000 No, I'll just say it now.

00:51:53.000 I'll front load this a little bit.

00:51:54.000 Marley was dead to begin with.

00:51:55.000 The FBI raided Giuliani's house and took everything except the laptop that you're about to see, which has now been confirmed.

00:52:01.000 This is our show, October 2020.

00:52:04.000 Have you seen the pictures?

00:52:05.000 Have you seen the pictures of him with the crack pipe?

00:52:08.000 Oh, wow.

00:52:10.000 Does he at least look, like, cool?

00:52:12.000 Unfortunately I can't show them to you right now, but this is the hard drive they're on.

00:52:17.000 Oh my word!

00:52:18.000 We're like, what?

00:52:22.000 And afterwards, I remember we went to the producers, I said, like, guys, did you confirm that that's the real laptop?

00:52:26.000 I'm like, he can't just do that on air if it's not the real laptop.

00:52:28.000 They're like, no, it's the real laptop.

00:52:30.000 And now we know it's the real laptop two years later.

00:52:33.000 I remember that, because it was the only time Rudy Giuliani ever showed Hunter Biden's laptop to us.

00:52:38.000 Right.

00:52:39.000 October 15th, 2020.

00:52:41.000 If I remember correctly, that is prior to Election Day.

00:52:44.000 We had people saying, I have this laptop, I have this information, come verify it, baby.

00:52:49.000 Yes.

00:52:49.000 We can do the CBS thing, but we can do it before the election.

00:52:52.000 And the FBI decided to raid his house and go through the sugar cabinets.

00:52:55.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:52:57.000 What about this laptop?

00:52:58.000 Nothing for me today, thanks.

00:52:59.000 No, what about this laptop? 0.99

00:53:00.000 You see Hunter Biden's cock all over the laptop and also the Ukrainian deals and the corruption, but mostly there's so many pictures of cock. 1.00

00:53:06.000 We don't want it. 1.00

00:53:07.000 It's like World War Z. They were going around a sick laptop.

00:53:10.000 Yes, exactly.

00:53:11.000 They're taking the plastic off my furniture.

00:53:14.000 That's weird.

00:53:15.000 The laptop's right here.

00:53:17.000 Careful with that countertop.

00:53:19.000 They're real Formica.

00:53:22.000 Take note, by the way, of the ridiculous wordiness in the CBS title to try and obfuscate this.

00:53:29.000 It says, this is the header, copy of what's believed to be Hunter Biden's laptop data turned over by repair shop to FBI showed no tampering analysis says.

00:53:39.000 Let's look at that.

00:53:40.000 This is what it should say.

00:53:42.000 Hunter Biden's laptop scandal verified.

00:53:44.000 Yes.

00:53:45.000 Right?

00:53:45.000 Yeah, anybody on our team writes a title like that and we politely show them the door.

00:53:49.000 Yes, absolutely.

00:53:50.000 It says copy.

00:53:50.000 So copy of what's believed to be, again, it's not relevant.

00:53:53.000 No.

00:53:54.000 It doesn't matter, that's a copy, is believed to be Hunter Biden's laptop.

00:53:59.000 Hold on.

00:53:59.000 A copy is believed to be, but you just admitted that in fact it is 100% verified.

00:54:06.000 And by the way, we actually do have exclusive BTS footage from the CBS editorial board revealing Urasians, how they came to this title.

00:54:13.000 Alright, we gotta find a way so nobody f***ing sees this.

00:54:33.000 I got it!

00:54:34.000 Ah, it's one of those no think tanks.

00:54:47.000 Yes.

00:54:49.000 They don't believe in brevity.

00:54:50.000 And this would matter, by the way, No wait, this does matter.

00:54:55.000 Sorry, not this would matter, this matters.

00:54:57.000 The reason that this matters, I guess I should say this wouldn't matter if it didn't affect the outcome of the election.

00:55:03.000 It's worse than that.

00:55:04.000 Not only did they lie about it, there was a clinical level of gaslighting where they tried to accuse you and the then sitting president of making up crazy conspiracy theories when they talked about this issue.

00:55:19.000 And of course, And he's in the midst of a scandal.

00:55:22.000 He's not.

00:55:22.000 Of course he is, Leslie.

00:55:23.000 Of course he is.

00:55:23.000 It's the second biggest scandal.

00:55:24.000 I always forget her name.

00:55:25.000 Oh, Leslie Stahl interviewing then-president Donald Trump.

00:55:29.000 And he's in the midst of a scandal.

00:55:31.000 He's not.

00:55:32.000 And he's taking...

00:55:33.000 He's not.

00:55:34.000 No.

00:55:35.000 Of course he is, Leslie.

00:55:36.000 Come on.

00:55:37.000 Of course he is.

00:55:38.000 It's the biggest, second biggest scandal.

00:55:39.000 The biggest scandal was when they spied on my campaign.

00:55:42.000 They spied on my campaign, Leslie.

00:55:43.000 There's no real evidence of that.

00:55:45.000 Of course there is.

00:55:46.000 It's all over the place.

00:55:47.000 Leslie, they spied on my campaign and they got caught.

00:55:50.000 Can I say something?

00:55:52.000 You know, this is 60 Minutes, and we can't put on things we can't verify.

00:55:57.000 No, you won't put it on because it's bad for Biden.

00:55:59.000 We can't put on things we can't verify.

00:56:00.000 Leslie, they spied on my campaign.

00:56:03.000 Well, we can't verify that.

00:56:04.000 It's been totally verified.

00:56:05.000 No.

00:56:06.000 It's been, just go down and get the papers.

00:56:08.000 They spied on my campaign, they got caught.

00:56:11.000 No.

00:56:11.000 And then they went much further than that, and they got caught.

00:56:14.000 And you will see that, Leslie.

00:56:16.000 And you know that, but you just don't want to put it on the air.

00:56:18.000 No.

00:56:18.000 As a matter of fact, I don't know that.

00:56:20.000 Okay.

00:56:21.000 And you're out there- So why don't you get back to your interview, and let's go.

00:56:24.000 Forget him for a minute.

00:56:25.000 No, but you start with me- Your president, your president- Excuse me, Leslie, you started with me.

00:56:29.000 Excuse me.

00:56:31.000 Are you ready for tough questions?

00:56:34.000 Are you?

00:56:34.000 That's no way to talk.

00:56:36.000 That's no way to talk.

00:56:39.000 At this point, one of our producers interrupted to advise about the time remaining in the interview.

00:56:46.000 I think we have enough of an interview here, Hope.

00:56:48.000 Okay, that's enough.

00:56:49.000 Let's go.

00:56:51.000 Let's go.

00:56:53.000 Let's go meet for two seconds, okay?

00:56:55.000 Thanks.

00:56:56.000 I'll see you in a little while.

00:56:57.000 Thanks.

00:56:59.000 Be careful.

00:57:02.000 Oh, that's thriving.

00:57:04.000 Be careful. 1.00

00:57:05.000 How about you, you osteoporosis-ridden bitch? 1.00

00:57:07.000 Bye! 1.00

00:57:09.000 It's gonna be at a commercial with Sally Field.

00:57:12.000 No, there's no way.

00:57:14.000 No, then two years later, well, turns out there was a way.

00:57:17.000 Yeah, we just didn't want to do it.

00:57:18.000 We were both hot in 1974.

00:57:19.000 Yes.

00:57:20.000 And that was it.

00:57:22.000 And even that's a stretch.

00:57:23.000 Now remember, this all started on October, was it?

00:57:27.000 October 14th, 2020.

00:57:28.000 We have all the references available at letterofconnor.com.

00:57:30.000 It was a New York Post article.

00:57:32.000 And then the laptop, the Hunter Biden laptop, was showed on this program for the first time.

00:57:38.000 Like a week later.

00:57:39.000 Yeah, like a week later.

00:57:40.000 Now the story from the New York Post about the laptop, which we now know is 100% true, according to people who really, really don't want it to be true.

00:57:48.000 The story was throttled by Facebook.

00:57:51.000 And it was completely blocked by Twitter on the run up to the 2020 election, which, by the way, changed the election according to Biden voters themselves when polled.

00:57:59.000 We'll get to that in a second.

00:58:01.000 This is, if only this story, not to mention the throttling of everything else, not to mention the things like suspending the biggest conservative stream that's ever existed, the biggest election stream that's existed right before you go into midterms or right before you go into general elections.

00:58:13.000 There are a bunch of other sort of satellite issues that orbit, but this alone was enough To affect the outcome of the election, even assuming that everything else ran absolutely swimmingly.

00:58:24.000 So, don't even forget, oh, that's right, we have a clip, I forgot, we have this clip, Joe Biden, right, he went on record in his debate with Donald Trump, October 20th.

00:58:33.000 And again, it's Zelensky saying, this is what you, I really hope that I'm communicating this effectively, and please comment below if I am.

00:58:40.000 The same issue with Zelensky, where he knows better.

00:58:44.000 Zelensky knew better and he went out and said that it was a Russian missile anyway into Poland.

00:58:49.000 Why?

00:58:49.000 Because he felt comfortable doing it.

00:58:51.000 He didn't fear any kind of accountability or retribution from the media.

00:58:54.000 Former Vice President Joe Biden going into this debate with Donald Trump on October 20th.

00:59:00.000 He knew better.

00:59:01.000 He knew that the deals that were discussed in the laptop were real, and he knew that the laptop was real.

00:59:06.000 Why did he deny it?

00:59:08.000 Because he didn't fear any accountability from the media.

00:59:12.000 Zelensky, Joe Biden, they're two sides of the same coin.

00:59:15.000 Here he is, October 20th, denying in a debate to Donald Trump that it exists.

00:59:19.000 No, they're calling you a corrupt politician.

00:59:22.000 President Trump, I want to stay on the issue of race.

00:59:25.000 We're talking about the issue.

00:59:27.000 President Trump, we're talking about race right now and I do want to stay on the issue of race.

00:59:31.000 race.

00:59:32.000 President Trump.

00:59:33.000 Because you lied about him being a racist?

00:59:34.000 Very quick.

00:59:35.000 There are 50 former national intelligence folks who said that what this he's accusing

00:59:40.000 me of is a Russian plant.

00:59:42.000 They have said that this is all the four or five former heads of the CIA. 1.00

00:59:48.000 Both parties say what he's saying is a bunch of garbage. 0.97

00:59:52.000 Nobody believes it except his and his good friend Rudy Giuliani. 0.99

00:59:56.000 You mean the laptop is now another Russia, Russia, Russia hoax?

01:00:00.000 And that's exactly what this is exactly what this is where he's going.

01:00:05.000 So first off, knowing what you know now.

01:00:07.000 Oh.

01:00:08.000 That should terrify you.

01:00:09.000 And second, if you have kids, they should leave the room.

01:00:11.000 Okay, I'm gonna give you a countdown.

01:00:13.000 Five, four, just because about... We're discussing age propriety.

01:00:17.000 It's not a trigger warning here. 0.99

01:00:21.000 Defund the fucking FBI and CIA. 1.00

01:00:24.000 Tomorrow. 1.00

01:00:25.000 And DOJ.

01:00:26.000 Yeah.

01:00:27.000 Hey, hey, look.

01:00:28.000 Maybe they didn't know better.

01:00:31.000 At best, it's cowardice where they didn't come out and say... No, no, no, no, no.

01:00:35.000 That's wrong.

01:00:37.000 At worst, he was citing them, and many of them came out and said, yeah, yeah, Russian disinformation.

01:00:42.000 It's not whether you have a country that has laws.

01:00:45.000 Do they apply it equally?

01:00:47.000 They picked sides during a campaign.

01:00:49.000 Now, do you believe that they didn't know better?

01:00:51.000 Do you believe that they didn't know better?

01:00:52.000 And if they didn't know better, was that because they Think about that for a second.

01:01:03.000 When people say it's an extremist point of view to say we need to dismantle our intelligence agencies, that's why!

01:01:09.000 Isn't it their job to protect the American people?

01:01:12.000 Like, I don't know, maybe someone who's beholden to corrupt oligarchs and foreign nations running for national office?

01:01:19.000 If you don't do your job there, what purpose do you serve?

01:01:22.000 Keep in mind, that debate Was heard around the world.

01:01:25.000 The media carried the water.

01:01:26.000 You couldn't find the story on Twitter.

01:01:28.000 You couldn't find the story on Facebook.

01:01:30.000 You were accused of being some kind of conspiracy theorist.

01:01:33.000 And now, knowing what we know, and if people knew better, according to polling, 17% of Biden voters would have completely changed their vote, or not voted at all, if they had even known about the laptop.

01:01:49.000 Which also means that a lot of Biden voters weren't tuning into that debate because they didn't even know about it.

01:01:54.000 That's worse than just thinking it's false because that's what Biden said.

01:01:58.000 They didn't even know about it.

01:01:59.000 What if they actually knew that the Biden laptop was real and that former Vice President Biden lied about it?

01:02:06.000 Hey, you know what?

01:02:07.000 How about a committee there?

01:02:09.000 How about you put Joe Biden under oath and ask him about that?

01:02:13.000 Because if he were to say that with the kind of accountability that Donald Trump consistently would have with his subpoenas, that is perjury.

01:02:20.000 And, you could argue, that kind of perjury?

01:02:22.000 Treason.

01:02:23.000 Yeah, absolutely.

01:02:24.000 How about the five former heads of the CIA coming forward and saying, hey, under oath, why did you think that was Russian disinformation?

01:02:31.000 Why did you make that statement to the president or the person, former vice president, running for president at the time?

01:02:37.000 Why did you do that?

01:02:37.000 By the way, notice what Joe Biden said in that debate.

01:02:40.000 I don't know that I picked up on this before.

01:02:42.000 Nobody believes it.

01:02:43.000 Five former heads of the CIA.

01:02:45.000 When he said, oh, it's Russia, Russia, Russia again, it's all problems, that's what they're telling me.

01:02:50.000 He didn't deny it himself.

01:02:53.000 He deflected each time to, oh no, these people say that, these people say that, these people say that.

01:02:57.000 Nobody believes that.

01:02:58.000 Lifetime appointments who don't have to be elected.

01:03:01.000 Heads of intelligence agencies.

01:03:02.000 It's not real would have been the defense.

01:03:04.000 It's completely made up.

01:03:06.000 Donald Trump would have been the defense.

01:03:08.000 But how many times has he had to pick up his son on a crack bender at his niece's hut? 0.96

01:03:12.000 That's the point.

01:03:13.000 So of course he knew that it was true and he tried to sidestep it and the media allowed

01:03:16.000 him to do so.

01:03:17.000 So according to the polls, 17% of Biden voters would have switched their vote.

01:03:22.000 Just this one story.

01:03:24.000 Guess what that would have done?

01:03:25.000 Donald Trump would have won Arizona, Georgia, Nevada, Michigan, New Hampshire, Pennsylvania, Wisconsin, Minnesota, if that 17% switched.

01:03:34.000 Let's say we're right on half of those.

01:03:36.000 I don't know, Michigan had another cooler.

01:03:37.000 Right, yeah, exactly.

01:03:39.000 Real, real red wagon.

01:03:41.000 Yes.

01:03:42.000 We have to make sure we get it right.

01:03:43.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

01:03:43.000 Real red wagon.

01:03:44.000 YouTube will hold us to a standard that they don't hold the former vice president.

01:03:49.000 That's a landslide.

01:03:50.000 That is a landslide Electoral College victory.

01:03:54.000 It's not even close.

01:03:56.000 We go to bed and we know who the president is and it doesn't change overnight.

01:03:58.000 So election fraud, you know, or what I would just say is when you're talking about mail-in voting issues, you're not allowed to say election fraud unless you're a Democrat on YouTube, but certainly election issues as far as security, if you're talking about mail-in voting, if you're talking about curing of ballots, if you're talking about making sure, or voter ID, right?

01:04:15.000 We should be able to discuss this on YouTube.

01:04:17.000 We should be able to discuss this everywhere.

01:04:19.000 If your proposal is we need voter ID because we need more safe and more secure elections, and now you're saying they're the safest and most secure ever.

01:04:25.000 Well, we want more safer and more safest and more secure-est.

01:04:29.000 But... Well, I'd like to hear under oath why you walked around a computer.

01:04:34.000 Right.

01:04:34.000 I just want to put that out there.

01:04:35.000 Like, I just want to know what the reason was.

01:04:37.000 Was that orders from above?

01:04:38.000 Why did you ignore that?

01:04:39.000 Oh, of course.

01:04:40.000 And if you're looking for anything, that would fit the description.

01:04:44.000 I mean, it's the first thing you would go for in any investigation would be the person's computer.

01:04:47.000 Yes.

01:04:48.000 That's the first thing you ask for.

01:04:48.000 Period.

01:04:50.000 You don't go through his pantry.

01:04:52.000 No.

01:04:52.000 What's in your computer?

01:04:53.000 The moderator in that debate, by the way, yes, let's go back to you being a racist, Mr. President, because we've said it, even though we have clips of you saying the opposite of that, and black people really love you.

01:05:03.000 So 17% would have changed their vote if they'd even known about the Hunter Biden laptop strike.

01:05:08.000 What do they mean, known?

01:05:08.000 Well, when you consider that a majority of Americans get at least some portion, if not most, of their news from social media outlets.

01:05:16.000 Oh, this is why they didn't know.

01:05:18.000 Twitter completely locked out the New York Post's account until they completely deleted the tweets about the laptop, to be clear.

01:05:26.000 And then, by the way, Twitter backed off and they unlocked the Post's Twitter account, the account itself.

01:05:33.000 And last we checked, I guess you can see now the original tweet two years too late, because remember what they did was they originally unlocked the account, only though if the New York Post deleted the initial tweets.

01:05:46.000 Now, what happens there?

01:05:47.000 That's the repost.

01:05:48.000 Hold on.

01:05:48.000 That is the repost.

01:05:49.000 Is that the repost?

01:05:50.000 Pull that overlay back up and look at the counts.

01:05:52.000 Look at the counts on that.

01:05:54.000 6,000?

01:05:54.000 3,000?

01:05:55.000 No, no, no.

01:05:57.000 Tens and tens and tens and tens of thousands.

01:05:59.000 Hundreds of thousands, potentially.

01:06:01.000 Can we make sure we figure that out?

01:06:03.000 I can't see the overlay here, but I think that's probably reposted.

01:06:06.000 October 14, 2020 is the date.

01:06:08.000 I know, but that's not the original counts on what that tweet was going around the world like crazy.

01:06:13.000 That might be all they have, though.

01:06:15.000 They could have been throttled.

01:06:15.000 Well, they weren't.

01:06:16.000 They had to delete the original ones.

01:06:17.000 This is what happened.

01:06:19.000 Then Twitter said, hey, hey, hey, delete the original ones and we'll let you back on.

01:06:23.000 And now you can, you know, maybe get the story out so we can shadow ban it.

01:06:26.000 Now, knowing what you know, Jill, having worked in this industry for a very long time, do you get all of those retweets back?

01:06:32.000 No.

01:06:33.000 Do you get all of those likes back?

01:06:34.000 Hey, you ever heard of an algorithm?

01:06:36.000 You ever heard of an algorithm?

01:06:39.000 Is it a stretch for you to believe that Twitter's algorithm favors likes and retweets?

01:06:43.000 That makes sure that it's seen?

01:06:45.000 That's why the algorithm exists?

01:06:47.000 You don't get it back if they lock your account and you lose all the momentum on the original post.

01:06:54.000 One post with 10,000 likes and retweets is worth far more than two posts with 5,000 each.

01:06:59.000 It's an exponential effect.

01:07:01.000 It's a force multiplier.

01:07:03.000 You don't get it back and that's why.

01:07:05.000 Well, and they gave them time to come out and say, no, this is completely false.

01:07:11.000 What they did is they took it down.

01:07:12.000 You can't decide for yourself.

01:07:13.000 You can't look at the report for yourself.

01:07:15.000 But what you did have was the president coming out or the vice president running for president at the time, come out and say it.

01:07:20.000 You had five former heads of the CIA come out and say it.

01:07:22.000 You have people like Stahl saying, oh, you can't verify any of that information.

01:07:26.000 Now you can repost your fake story.

01:07:29.000 You see that?

01:07:29.000 Yeah.

01:07:30.000 All they have to do is pause it long enough to get past the news cycle and discredit it and then you can say whatever you want to say because nobody will believe you now.

01:07:37.000 Yeah, and so just when I say that we are not having free and fair elections, and I'm willing to stake my claim on this YouTube if you're upset, I am saying that we are not having free and fair elections if you have three or four companies Colluding to remove a key piece of information that, according to the voters, would have changed their vote.

01:07:55.000 That is not a free, safe, and secure election.

01:07:57.000 That is not!

01:07:58.000 And then come out, especially if you come out two years later, and verify what we already knew to be true.

01:08:03.000 I'm not talking about voter fraud.

01:08:05.000 I'm not talking about Joe Louis voting in the city of Detroit.

01:08:08.000 I am saying that I do not believe we have a secure election system if people who run a handful of companies Can be more powerful than governments and link arms with governments, which remains to be seen a little bit more what we already know.

01:08:23.000 Again, they'll verify it with Jen Psaki and this administration working directly with those on social media.

01:08:27.000 That is not A constitutional republic if Twitter, Facebook and Instagram, Google Alphabet, and a couple of other companies can determine public opinion simply by ghosting one of the most important stories in the election cycle according to the voters themselves.

01:08:45.000 And then of course, they started walking it back.

01:08:49.000 Once they had done the damage and said, well, you know, maybe we were wrong about that.

01:08:53.000 Let's go through the list.

01:08:54.000 You have, back then, he was still, you know, running some stuff before the 4chan autists took over.

01:09:00.000 Jack Dorsey on the story.

01:09:02.000 We recognize it as a mistake that we made, both in terms of the intention of the policy and also the enforcement action of not allowing people to share it publicly or privately.

01:09:15.000 We made a quick interpretation, using no other evidence, that the materials in the article were obtained through hacking, and according to our policy, we blocked them from being spread.

01:09:26.000 Upon further consideration, we admitted this action was wrong and corrected it within 24 hours.

01:09:32.000 Okay, let me ask you this.

01:09:33.000 What's the further consideration?

01:09:36.000 At that point, the intelligence agencies had not come out and confirmed it, which they have now after the election.

01:09:40.000 At that point, CBS hadn't confirmed it, which they now have after the election had taken place.

01:09:44.000 And by the way, also conveniently, even after midterms, because it might have played a role again.

01:09:48.000 After what consideration?

01:09:50.000 After what changed?

01:09:53.000 What was your flash of genius moment, Jack Dorsey?

01:09:55.000 Oh, you realize you might actually be caught.

01:09:59.000 There was a lot of attention on Twitter during the election because of the Hunter Biden laptop story, the New York Post.

01:10:03.000 They're basically big tech oligarchs is what these people are.

01:10:05.000 We have Zuckerberg then walking it back.

01:10:08.000 There was a lot of attention on Twitter during the election because of the Hunter Biden laptop

01:10:14.000 story.

01:10:15.000 Yeah, we have that too.

01:10:16.000 Yeah, so you guys censored that as well?

01:10:19.000 So we took a different path than Twitter.

01:10:21.000 I mean, basically the background here is the FBI, I think, basically came to us.

01:10:26.000 Some folks on our team.

01:10:27.000 Make sure to blink to appear human.

01:10:29.000 Just so you know, you should be on high alert.

01:10:31.000 We thought that there was a lot of Russian propaganda in the 2016 election.

01:10:37.000 We have it on notice that basically there's about to be some kind of dump of... Questioning the results of the 2016 election there.

01:10:44.000 that's similar to that. So just be vigilant.

01:10:47.000 For the, I think it was five or seven days when it was basically being

01:10:52.000 being determined whether it was false, the distribution on Facebook was decreased

01:11:01.000 but people were still allowed to share it.

01:11:02.000 So you could still share it, you could still consume it.

01:11:04.000 So when you say the distribution has decreased, how does that work?

01:11:09.000 Basically, the ranking in News Feed was a little bit less.

01:11:12.000 So fewer people saw it than would have otherwise.

01:11:16.000 By what percentage?

01:11:17.000 I don't know off the top of my head, but it's meaningful.

01:11:22.000 Yeah, I would say it's meaningful.

01:11:23.000 By the way, here's something important that you note right there.

01:11:25.000 Notice that we believed that there was Russian interference in 2016.

01:11:28.000 So what they did was question the legitimacy of the 2016 election in order to quash any questioning of the 2020 election.

01:11:38.000 Isn't that brilliant?

01:11:39.000 We questioned the legitimacy, we all have, many refused to concede that election, of 2016.

01:11:44.000 So because of that, we've put safeguards into place, including not allowing you To Question 2020!

01:11:52.000 Isn't that absolutely brilliant?

01:11:54.000 When he's talking about shadow banning, we can tell you that we experience this all the time on Facebook.

01:11:58.000 For example, right now a lot of us try to link the references to this very show.

01:12:01.000 You can go and check them out.

01:12:03.000 On our Facebook page, on our own Facebook page, they reach very few people.

01:12:07.000 We've tested it.

01:12:08.000 Other big Facebook pages post the exact same links to our website and they will get 40 times the reach.

01:12:14.000 Yeah.

01:12:15.000 Because of something baked into the code on our page.

01:12:18.000 And hey, look, that's just us.

01:12:20.000 I get it.

01:12:22.000 But when you're talking about presidents, you're about to say something.

01:12:24.000 Yeah.

01:12:24.000 I think we just discovered something on air.

01:12:27.000 I think our researchers are right, and I am right as well.

01:12:31.000 The research team is right.

01:12:32.000 That's the original tweet.

01:12:33.000 Okay.

01:12:34.000 But I'm right in that when Twitter put it back up, they made them start from scratch.

01:12:37.000 They made the original tweet start from scratch?

01:12:39.000 So now if you look back... Oh, so they took off all the... Wow.

01:12:42.000 Well, I mean, look at the numbers.

01:12:43.000 No, you're right.

01:12:43.000 Yeah, it's very small.

01:12:44.000 If I go back and go, well hey, they wouldn't let him put the tweet up.

01:12:49.000 Yeah they did, it's right here.

01:12:50.000 He only had several thousand likes and retweets.

01:12:54.000 And 10-20 years from now, we'll have history teachers saying, some people thought this should have affected the election, but it's predicated on, you know, a tweet that went up that only had a few hundred likes, it wouldn't have made a difference anywhere.

01:13:05.000 They're not going to teach you about the 17% of Biden voters who would have changed their vote?

01:13:09.000 Let me tell you- Well, that's important though, from even what Zuckerberg said.

01:13:12.000 When he said, look, you can share it, just not with as many people.

01:13:15.000 It's like, well, that's the exact problem, is 17% of Biden voters didn't get information.

01:13:20.000 Yeah.

01:13:20.000 And you're admitting to it right now.

01:13:22.000 Information that compromises our national security.

01:13:25.000 100%.

01:13:25.000 It's insane for him, but he uses all this language as if you're not manipulating anybody.

01:13:29.000 Right.

01:13:30.000 It's completely transparent what you're doing.

01:13:32.000 Well, unfortunately, that's because you're an intelligent individual.

01:13:35.000 It does work.

01:13:36.000 It manipulates some people.

01:13:36.000 Well, you're right.

01:13:37.000 It does.

01:13:37.000 It manipulated a lot of people.

01:13:38.000 Well, did it or did they just not see it, really?

01:13:41.000 You know, it's like they just hid it completely.

01:13:43.000 That's the problem.

01:13:43.000 It's a lie by omission that you never get back.

01:13:45.000 Right.

01:13:45.000 You never can know the lie of which you've never been made aware.

01:13:49.000 And I will say this, you know what?

01:13:51.000 Hit the like button if you agree with me.

01:13:54.000 I'm going to make a statement that I mean without a hint of hyperbole.

01:13:58.000 I absolutely believe That these big tech companies are the single greatest threat to the free world that exists today.

01:14:08.000 Let me make the case for you, just based on what we've discussed today.

01:14:11.000 Because of big tech, because of really a handful of companies, right?

01:14:14.000 You've got Google Alphabet, which is YouTube and Google, okay?

01:14:17.000 Then you've got Facebook, which is Facebook, Instagram, Meta, okay?

01:14:19.000 Then you've got Twitter, and you could probably toss in Apple and Amazon into that mix.

01:14:23.000 All right.

01:14:25.000 Let's just go through what we discussed today.

01:14:27.000 Big tech Trended, for 10 hours, a false story, with no vetting, about a Russian missile going into Poland.

01:14:36.000 In other words, they allowed to trend, at best, imprudently, at worst, in a way that was deliberately subversive, the kind of story that could set off World War III.

01:14:48.000 And then, They decided to proactively eliminate a story that, by all metrics and data we have available to us, would have, not maybe, 100% changed the outcome of the election in 2020.

01:15:03.000 I repeat myself, Big Tech, and really three or four companies, are the single greatest threat to Western civilization and the free world Today.

01:15:15.000 So when you say, what is it that we can do?

01:15:17.000 Hey, well, this is what we can do.

01:15:19.000 And we don't know how long we'll be here, so it's a live show Monday through Thursday, 10 a.m.

01:15:22.000 Eastern.

01:15:22.000 Nothing would make me happier than you joining up at Mug Club, heading over to Rumble.

01:15:26.000 If we're not here, go and watch them there, because we have the word of people who run that company that they're not going to engage in this kind of censoring.

01:15:34.000 And we're also going to do an additional segment on Charles Barkley, because we need to clear the panel a little bit.

01:15:38.000 A little bit.

01:15:38.000 It's been a little bit intense.

01:15:39.000 Biggest threat to democracy!

01:15:42.000 Biggest threat to free- I don't want to say democracy.

01:15:44.000 Freedom.

01:15:44.000 Because as we saw with the Iranian parliament, as you see with a lot of the- or as you even see with Canada, democracy can also just mean voting to take away people's freedoms.

01:15:53.000 You know, like their jobs, their livelihoods, freeze their bank accounts if some truckers decide to protest out there in Canada because they don't want to get an MRNA injection.

01:16:01.000 Yeah, that's democracy.

01:16:03.000 No, no.

01:16:04.000 Big tech is the single biggest threat to what matters more than just democracy.

01:16:08.000 Freedom.

01:16:09.000 Freedom!

01:16:10.000 It's a constitutional republic if you can keep it.

01:16:13.000 Please hit the like button, share, comment below if you agree with that.

01:16:17.000 People talk about Democrats, Republicans, blah.

01:16:19.000 I do think that big tech is the biggest threat.

01:16:21.000 That's why we keep harping on it.

01:16:23.000 Before we go here to Mug Club, we actually have some behind-the-scenes footage.

01:16:26.000 For some of you who don't know, people here put in some serious overtime hours and burn the midnight oil, and often these big sketches only get used once.

01:16:34.000 So I think we have some behind-the-scenes footage.

01:16:36.000 Edward Mug Club hands, which was far too much time for silliness.

Louder with Crowder - November 22, 2022

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