Louder with Crowder - October 15, 2008


Poor Little Tink Tink - Katt Williams: It's Pimpin' Pimpin'


Episode Stats

Length

3 minutes

Words per Minute

144.62263

Word Count

511

Sentence Count

44

Misogynist Sentences

9

Hate Speech Sentences

3


Summary

A story about a man who lost both of his legs and decided to run again. Why you have to be in tune with your star player to be able to pull it off. And why a hater can t stand a winner.


Transcript

00:00:00.000 There's a white boy that ran track for a motherfucking living.
00:00:03.000 He ran track for a motherfucking living, and he lost both his motherfucking legs.
00:00:08.000 Now, I hate losers and quitters, but I feel like if you run for a motherfucking living and you lose both of your motherfucking legs, you should be allowed to sit this motherfucker out.
00:00:18.000 You have done everything.
00:00:20.000 There was for you to do.
00:00:22.000 And this motherfucker on some gangster shit decide not only is he gonna walk again, he decide he gonna fucking race again.
00:00:29.000 Now you got to be in tune with your fucking star player to pull this shit off.
00:00:33.000 Cause they made him some aluminum racing legs and shit look like bent back paper clips and shit.
00:00:39.000 Just...
00:00:44.000 Don't try to act like something wrong with me.
00:00:46.000 Some of you motherfuckers saw the story.
00:00:47.000 You know what the fuck I'm talking about.
00:00:49.000 It looked like them back paperclips.
00:00:50.000 Like two baby boomerangs and shit.
00:00:53.000 That's what he had to run on.
00:00:54.000 That motherfucker had to be in tune with his star fucking player.
00:00:57.000 Because sometimes motherfuckers ain't gonna have your back like you think you should.
00:01:01.000 And this motherfucker now gotta come in on his aluminum racing legs and race again.
00:01:06.000 And he gotta try to come in and be all calm and smooth and not draw too much attention to himself.
00:01:13.000 up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up Yeah, you gotta go over there and sign up first before you race.
00:01:34.000 okay.
00:01:35.000 Yeah.
00:01:36.000 They said I gotta sign up first. .
00:01:44.000 It's no sign up at all.
00:01:46.000 Tee, tee, tee, tee, tee, tee, tee.
00:01:53.000 He all at the starting line.
00:01:55.000 You know motherfuckers fucking with him.
00:01:57.000 Doing all sorts of unnecessary exercises with their legs and shit.
00:02:00.000 just on your mark tink tink tink tink tink And the craziest fucking thing happened.
00:02:13.000 This motherfucker not only started running, this motherfucker started winning.
00:02:17.000 And you know a hater can't stand a goddamn winner.
00:02:20.000 And the last place you want to be in a motherfucking foot race is behind the motherfucker with no goddamn foots.
00:02:28.000 That's the last...
00:02:29.000 I bet that motherfucker was mad as shit.
00:02:31.000 My leg's tired.
00:02:39.000 Ain't your legs tired?
00:02:40.000 His legs ain't tired.
00:02:42.000 He just...
00:02:43.000 Just paper clips and sparks everywhere.
00:02:52.000 But you're going to have to be in tune with your star fucking player because these haters do not play fair.
00:02:58.000 These hating ass motherfuckers at the Olympic Committee let this motherfucker race and then waited till he won and then disqualified him and said, and I quote, he had an unfair advantage.
00:03:14.000 Are you talking about the motherfucker running with no goddamn legs?
00:03:17.000 Is that who the fuck you talking about?
00:03:19.000 Poor little Tink Tink.
00:03:22.000 Think about that when you think you having a bad goddamn day.
00:03:25.000 Poor little Tink Tink.
00:03:26.000 Ain't that a bitch?
00:03:28.000 That's why you gonna have to be in tune with your star fucking player.