Louder with Crowder - Primary Day: Will Trump Take Down Thomas Massie

00:00:00.000 This is Picard, crossing light years, energized, of a crossing light years.

00:00:05.000 This is Picard, crossing light years.

00:00:07.000 This is Picard, John Picard.

00:00:10.000 This is Picard, crossing light years, energized, of a crossing light.

00:00:17.000 Have you seen anything like that before?

00:03:16.000 Stop it.

00:03:17.000 Jerry, welcome to the lineup live.

00:03:20.000 So it's live.

00:03:21.000 You don't have to change the diet.

00:03:22.000 All these people, each stream goes into the next.

00:03:24.000 I had to shave my chest for this because I have to go into a doctor thing.

00:03:28.000 And I'm like a hairless mouse.

00:03:30.000 I don't know how you men, like one of those lab rats, one of those hairless cats. 0.58

00:03:33.000 I don't know how men do it.

00:03:35.000 I just, I just, I felt like a piece of me was leaving.

00:03:38.000 So anyway, I'm sorry.

00:03:43.000 What?

00:03:43.000 A piece of you is leaving.

00:03:44.000 It did leave.

00:03:44.000 It's my hair.

00:03:45.000 Time to close Stephen Colbert.

00:03:46.000 His last episode is happening.

00:03:49.000 The Call Her Daddy podcast. 1.00

00:03:51.000 Well, call her mommy because she wants you to be a promiscuous whore, but she doesn't live that way. 1.00

00:03:56.000 Thomas Massey, it's primary day. 1.00

00:03:58.000 Thomas Massey, look, I understand why people like him.

00:04:01.000 I understand why people may not be fans of him.

00:04:03.000 Right now, the odds are very slightly against him.

00:04:06.000 And we'll kind of give you the case as to why some people may have some issues and where he may be strong.

00:04:13.000 What I really dislike when discussing candidates is people straw manning.

00:04:18.000 The positions of their opponents, or being disingenuous about funding.

00:04:22.000 So, we're going to go through all that and give you comparisons.

00:04:24.000 And of course, our hearts go out.

00:04:27.000 Our hearts go out, and people will say it's cliche, but prayers to those affected by the shooting that just took place at the Islamic Center.

00:04:33.000 To be clear, anytime someone kills innocent people, targets innocent people, it is wrong.

00:04:40.000 People acting as though this is a difficult call to make, it's across the board.

00:04:43.000 Okay, but we are going to discuss this.

00:04:46.000 Of course, we're going to discuss why it's wrong.

00:04:47.000 And we're also going to discuss.

00:04:49.000 Why are we looking at acts of violence predominantly go one way?

00:04:55.000 Reality is reality.

00:04:57.000 So that and more.

00:04:58.000 On with the show.

00:05:00.000 12 homeless

00:07:12.000 questions is tragically familial.

00:07:14.000 Centuries of racism.

00:07:15.000 All right, I'm going to do some jokes.

00:07:17.000 So excited to be doing the show from my panic room, I mean, living room.

00:07:20.000 Doing the show from my home for two reasons.

00:07:25.000 First, to stop the spread of the coronavirus.

00:07:27.000 Second, so I can write off my real estate tax.

00:07:30.000 That's our monologue, everybody.

00:07:31.000 Yeah!

00:07:32.000 Yeah!

00:07:35.000 Trump wants every single one of these checks to have his signature on them, which would be the first time he's ever put his name on something helpful. 0.99

00:07:44.000 Dumbest thing he's decided to put his name on something really dumb. 0.99

00:07:49.000 Brilliant! 1.00

00:07:50.000 Do you ever think about calling Trump and suggesting ways that he could do better?

00:07:57.000 Never allowed any crisis from the Civil War straight through to the pandemic of 17, all the way around 16.

00:08:04.000 We have never, never let our democracy take second place.

00:08:10.000 I've never told jokes.

00:08:14.000 I've never just told jokes to myself.

00:08:16.000 I'm not even trying to be funny here.

00:08:19.000 There's no jokes.

00:08:21.000 What?

00:08:23.000 This is not easy to only joke.

00:08:27.000 For your videos, that's for a lot.

00:08:30.000 This is not easy to Click Rumble Premium and join now for $99 annually or $9.99 a month to get the entirely ad free experience and an ever expanding roster of content, creators, and free speech.

00:09:27.000 Thanks, Gerald, for...

00:09:29.000 Oh, wait.

00:09:32.000 Thanks for offering medical advice right before the show.

00:09:34.000 I did.

00:09:35.000 And then saying, but not for you.

00:09:36.000 Not for you.

00:09:37.000 Not for you, just for me.

00:09:38.000 Just for the elite tall people who die at 62.

00:09:38.000 Other people.

00:09:41.000 You're tall, too.

00:09:41.000 What are you talking about?

00:09:42.000 Not like you.

00:09:43.000 Okay.

00:09:44.000 Not like you.

00:09:45.000 Look at the actuary tables, punk.

00:09:48.000 Yeah, punk.

00:09:52.000 You, tall punk. 0.97

00:09:54.000 You make me want to puke. 0.99

00:09:55.000 All right. 0.88

00:09:55.000 You just called me tall. 0.88

00:09:57.000 Oh, yeah, I get it. 0.96

00:09:58.000 He loves being part of the Aryan Brotherhood. 1.00

00:10:00.000 Captain Morgan, CEO, how are you? 1.00

00:10:01.000 Fantastic.

00:10:03.000 Show him your back tattoo.

00:10:03.000 Fine.

00:10:04.000 No.

00:10:04.000 Yeah, let's see that thing.

00:10:07.000 Let's see that Iron Cross.

00:10:08.000 Let's see that mad fold in.

00:10:10.000 And when you hear him, I'm going to get it right.

00:10:14.000 Yep.

00:10:14.000 Saturday, May 31st.

00:10:17.000 Oh, come on.

00:10:18.000 Oh, that's the wrong card.

00:10:19.000 I don't even know.

00:10:21.000 That one's not your fault.

00:10:22.000 That one's not my fault.

00:10:22.000 May 30th.

00:10:24.000 Someone's getting fired.

00:10:26.000 Roxy Theater in Muskogee, Oklahoma.

00:10:30.000 Muskogee, Oklahoma, not underscore Firestine on X. How are you, sir?

00:10:33.000 Good, good.

00:10:34.000 That's engine country.

00:10:35.000 It is.

00:10:36.000 Yeah, I love it.

00:10:36.000 Oh.

00:10:37.000 It is.

00:10:37.000 Also, I'm glad it's a palm tree on your shirt.

00:10:39.000 Yeah, you like palm trees?

00:10:40.000 Oh, no, it's not one of those 420 leaves.

00:10:41.000 It's a weird thing embroidered on the back.

00:10:43.000 You want to see? 1.00

00:10:43.000 I swear to you, if it's Jimmy, son of a crap. 1.00

00:10:46.000 Oh, geez. 1.00

00:10:46.000 I'm a parrothead, dude. 1.00

00:10:48.000 Oh, my.

00:10:50.000 Yeah, now you're really funny.

00:10:51.000 It's 5 o'clock somewhere.

00:10:52.000 Yeah.

00:10:53.000 Yeah.

00:10:53.000 You know?

00:10:54.000 Gotta have a margarita in the morning.

00:10:55.000 It's always.

00:10:56.000 Josh, can we schedule a meeting for 5 o'clock on Friday?

00:10:58.000 I particularly like my songs to be inspired by standard time zones.

00:11:05.000 Hey, really quickly, before we get to anything else, it's time for Weird Faces of CNN.

00:11:16.000 When we do run through, it's often.

00:11:17.000 There he is.

00:11:18.000 He looks like the weird negative critic from Ratatouille.

00:11:22.000 I guess he's the mayor of somewhere in California?

00:11:25.000 That's San Diego Mayor Todd Gloria.

00:11:27.000 We'll take your chance later.

00:11:27.000 Really?

00:11:28.000 You let me know who you think he looks like.

00:11:29.000 I have one other comparison, but I won't show it to you.

00:11:31.000 This has been Weird Faces of CNN.

00:11:41.000 I'm just writing a note.

00:11:43.000 Bad first two minutes.

00:11:46.000 Ask the chat.

00:11:47.000 I think they probably think my Walmart embroidered parrot head shirt is dope.

00:11:51.000 Is it?

00:11:52.000 Is it actually marketed as a Jimmy Buffett thing or is it just a parrot on a.

00:11:52.000 No.

00:11:55.000 No, it was just on the rack at Walmart with some other shirts that had flowers on it and stuff.

00:12:01.000 They're just hoping that the estate of Buffett doesn't notice.

00:12:05.000 No, he won't know, dude.

00:12:06.000 He's dead.

00:12:07.000 Maybe the rights of the estate have gone on.

00:12:07.000 I don't know.

00:12:09.000 By the way, we're eight minutes in, not two.

00:12:10.000 Sorry.

00:12:11.000 Okay.

00:12:11.000 All right.

00:12:12.000 So let's just go to the first thing.

00:12:13.000 Meet my song. 1.00

00:12:16.000 She's a Democrat state rep who wants to share her opinion on MAGA and is also proof positive as to why.

00:12:23.000 In 2026, it used to be the other way around.

00:12:26.000 The left is almost, not always, but as a general rule.

00:12:30.000 Okay, there can be funny, let me clarify, there can be funny comedians who are Democrats who lean left, of course.

00:12:36.000 But as far as the general population, it is impossible for those on the left to have a general sense of humor.

00:12:45.000 Here's my. 0.90

00:12:46.000 She long.

00:12:47.000 Maca was not happy I wore my traditional Hmong garb to work to celebrate my cultural heritage. 1.00

00:12:51.000 So today I'm going to wear their garbage. 1.00

00:12:53.000 First, I put on my Team USA shirt because I want everyone to know I'm proud to be an American. 0.98

00:12:57.000 I do my MAGA makeup.

00:12:58.000 I'm going for the Christine No means Erica Kirk look, like I just didn't get fired and I'm mourning the loss of my loved one.

00:13:04.000 Then I practice my English in front of the mirror.

00:13:07.000 I love my country.

00:13:10.000 USA. 1.00

00:13:11.000 Not Chinese. 1.00

00:13:12.000 Not Japanese. 0.98

00:13:14.000 American. 0.96

00:13:16.000 And I do the most American thing.

00:13:18.000 So this is a refreshing advertising your car?

00:13:21.000 What does Trump usually get?

00:13:24.000 Big Mac with large fries and a Diet Coke. 1.00

00:13:27.000 So now I'm just sitting on my front porch staring down my immigrant neighbors and then I notice something suspicious. 0.88

00:13:33.000 I call ICE because there's a suspicious black SUV parked down the street.

00:13:36.000 Finally, it's time for some Fox News at 5. 1.00

00:13:39.000 Then I rage comment on every dumb, Democrat, libtard, brainwashed, TDS, CCP, Marxist, cockroach lunatics post. 1.00

00:13:47.000 I look at some AI generated stuff that Donald Trump posted and I laugh my Butt off, like, geez, it's not that serious. 1.00

00:13:54.000 Like, get over it, you lipped harsh.

00:13:56.000 Guess you need to do some more laughing.

00:14:01.000 That was pretty funny, actually.

00:14:03.000 I like the part where she called the police on a black SUV.

00:14:07.000 She called ICE.

00:14:07.000 Yeah.

00:14:08.000 Yeah.

00:14:09.000 Rather than go up to the car and accuse them of being ICE.

00:14:12.000 Right. 1.00

00:14:12.000 Well, here's the thing she did that for lunch, but she is a proud mong. 1.00

00:14:17.000 Come on. 1.00

00:14:17.000 So she returned to her roots for dinner. 1.00

00:14:25.000 Yeah, it's racist because I eat cat.

00:14:31.000 It's quite the roar there.

00:14:32.000 It really was. 0.71

00:14:34.000 Does Hmong mean, is there like a genetic predisposition toward not being able to act?

00:14:39.000 Because I saw Gran Torino. 0.97

00:14:42.000 And it's like the entire group of people.

00:14:45.000 I don't think so.

00:14:45.000 It just took me out of the film.

00:14:46.000 I think it just means descendant of Genghis Khan. 0.77

00:14:48.000 Oh, okay.

00:14:49.000 I have no idea.

00:14:50.000 Particularly like when she put on a Team USA shirt.

00:14:52.000 Yeah. 1.00

00:14:52.000 That was the garbage. 1.00

00:14:53.000 Right. 0.99

00:14:54.000 She's like, I, and her satire is.

00:14:56.000 I love my country.

00:14:57.000 Yeah, we know you.

00:14:58.000 Oh, I get it.

00:14:58.000 America.

00:14:59.000 That's silly to you. 0.95

00:15:02.000 Ah, fun. 0.76

00:15:04.000 So, she did, by the way, introduce a bill, I believe in 2024, to compensate schools for putting menstrual products in girls' and boys' bathrooms.

00:15:12.000 Ah, so wasting them?

00:15:13.000 Yeah, so here's the thing.

00:15:14.000 How can you be funny?

00:15:15.000 How can you have a sense of humor when you are that detached from reality?

00:15:19.000 And that's going to be a theme today.

00:15:20.000 We're going to be talking about Colbert.

00:15:22.000 Like, people will say the truth is stranger than fiction.

00:15:24.000 Sure, but as it relates to comedy, Someone who lives a life where they believe, yeah, that's reasonable, tampons in the boys' bathroom because boys can menstruate. 0.98

00:15:33.000 That person is incapable of relating on a central premise that is universally agreed upon because they are silly people. 0.99

00:15:41.000 They're silly, goofy people who don't live in reality. 1.00

00:15:45.000 It's that simple. 0.99

00:15:46.000 Used to be a difference of opinion as far as budget, as far as maybe your view on the terms of abortion, safe, legal, and rare, versus no, we don't think it should be taking place. 0.90

00:15:57.000 Now it's boys can menstruate too. 0.91

00:16:00.000 Okay, good luck writing a joke.

00:16:03.000 Speaking of which, let's go on to Stephen Colbert.

00:16:06.000 The last episode is going to air this Thursday of The Late Show with Stephen Colbert.

00:16:11.000 And I don't like calling it The Late Show because Letterman, you know, such a legacy, probably the best to ever do it.

00:16:16.000 I know his post career is a little bit rough.

00:16:18.000 Now, the canceling of the show, despite people trying to murder, they tried to blame Donald Trump and say it was censorship a while ago.

00:16:24.000 Yeah.

00:16:25.000 It was a financial decision.

00:16:26.000 Turns out when you lose the network like tens of millions of dollars and you're unwilling to sacrifice your exorbitant salary and budget and you have to compete. 0.97

00:16:35.000 With people who are just kicking your ass online with a fraction of those resources. 0.76

00:16:40.000 Turns out it's not financially sound. 0.92

00:16:43.000 It looks like the game show Comics Unleashed with Byron Allen is going to fill.

00:16:48.000 That's such an insult.

00:16:49.000 Oh my gosh.

00:16:50.000 I didn't know this until this morning.

00:16:52.000 Is it classified as a game show?

00:16:54.000 I don't know.

00:16:55.000 I don't think it's a game show.

00:16:56.000 It's a panel show.

00:16:57.000 I don't think it's a game show either.

00:16:58.000 I don't think it's a game show.

00:17:00.000 I guess that's one of the ways the press release.

00:17:02.000 Here's just.

00:17:03.000 Norm MacDonald said this one time, it was perfect.

00:17:05.000 You know, I hear that, so just so you know, my friend was on Comics Unleashed with Byron Allen, you know?

00:17:12.000 Oh, you're quite leashed.

00:17:15.000 You know, they always try to act like it's a conversation, but they have the setups like, hey, John Lovitz, I hear you're getting older. 0.97

00:17:24.000 And I'll do like a five minute thing about how he's old, because he started stand up in his 60s, and his club is fucking Hawaiian themed or something. 0.84

00:17:34.000 So Colbert lost out. 0.65

00:17:37.000 To Comics Unleashed, which to be clear, and I know Byron Allen, very smart businessman, is kind of a punchline amongst those in the stand up community.

00:17:46.000 You do it when you're coming up, maybe because you have to, you take any airtime that you can get.

00:17:50.000 That tells you how awful Colbert's program has been.

00:17:54.000 And so we did this before when he announced it.

00:17:56.000 Oh, we just had a flutter in the studio.

00:17:58.000 But since we are actually dealing with the finality of the Colbert show or late show with Colbert, it is our final time to close.

00:18:08.000 Oh, hey, everybody.

00:18:10.000 We got a great show for you tonight.

00:18:11.000 The network will be ending the late show in May.

00:18:18.000 Time to close.

00:18:21.000 Endings and beginnings are ending and beginning now.

00:18:28.000 Many of the protesters lamented the loss of their everyday activities, like this woman in Wisconsin with the sign, I want a haircut. 0.99

00:18:36.000 Looks like your sign is a typo. 1.00

00:18:37.000 We fixed it for you.

00:18:38.000 I want to endanger the lives of your grandparents in exchange for.

00:18:41.000 Frosted tips.

00:18:42.000 Time to close.

00:18:46.000 Endings and beginnings are ending and beginning now.

00:18:52.000 Oh, ladies and gentlemen, Joe Biden did it.

00:18:56.000 Okay, the last time I had beer was at a baseball game with Doug.

00:19:01.000 Okay, cheers.

00:19:02.000 There you go.

00:19:03.000 I know you guys are objective over there that you just report the news as it is.

00:19:12.000 Oh, I know.

00:19:13.000 CNN makes it.

00:19:14.000 Is that supposed to be a laugh line?

00:19:16.000 I wasn't.

00:19:16.000 Supposed to be, but I guess it is.

00:19:19.000 If you're waking up from a coma, bad timing, first of all.

00:19:24.000 Donald Trump has been sworn in as president of the United States.

00:19:29.000 Listen, listen, we're just as confused as you are, and we've been awake this whole time. 0.97

00:19:34.000 You talk like a sign language gorilla who got hit in the head. 0.98

00:19:37.000 In fact, the only thing your mouth is good for is being Vladimir Putin's holster. 0.97

00:19:44.000 I know that it's time for things to close.

00:19:50.000 I know that it's time for things to close.

00:19:56.000 I'm not being replaced.

00:19:58.000 This is all just going away.

00:20:02.000 I didn't want to listen to it.

00:20:03.000 I had to do it.

00:20:06.000 By the way, I would gladly go on Byron's Comics Unleashed.

00:20:12.000 You were talking about it really, really poorly.

00:20:12.000 Oh, all right.

00:20:15.000 There you go.

00:20:16.000 But I don't do that. 1.00

00:20:17.000 Josh Firestein is gay for pay. 1.00

00:20:19.000 I will sell out. 1.00

00:20:21.000 Yes.

00:20:22.000 For Byron Allen.

00:20:23.000 So you can't even hear it.

00:20:27.000 I don't even think they get paid on that show.

00:20:29.000 He's like.

00:20:31.000 They can just go on just for the exposure.

00:20:31.000 It's like Gutfell.

00:20:33.000 Oh, they could pay.

00:20:34.000 They just don't. 1.00

00:20:35.000 So he's like the black lesser Dane Cook. 1.00

00:20:39.000 Like he found a way. 0.97

00:20:40.000 Because Dane Cook did have some stuff that was funny early on.

00:20:43.000 He did like, and then it became a punchline because he used social media.

00:20:45.000 But Byron Allen found a way to pay for airtime and create this facade.

00:20:51.000 He's made money off of it.

00:20:52.000 I won't take this Dane Cook slander either.

00:20:54.000 I won't take it.

00:20:55.000 By the way, Dane, if you need an opener, hit me up.

00:20:57.000 That's right.

00:20:58.000 Who's your biggest defender? 0.95

00:20:59.000 He says, You shut your mouth! 0.87

00:21:01.000 You shut your mouth! 0.95

00:21:02.000 Talking about Dane Cook. 0.99

00:21:03.000 If you don't want me to open for you, I'm going to give you the slander.

00:21:05.000 I'm quite mad!

00:21:06.000 Give him one of these.

00:21:10.000 That was his thing.

00:21:11.000 No, it wasn't.

00:21:12.000 I spruced it up.

00:21:13.000 Right?

00:21:14.000 No.

00:21:14.000 No, it's.

00:21:15.000 No, you didn't.

00:21:16.000 Yeah, that was his thing.

00:21:17.000 It was the double.

00:21:18.000 Anyways, we got a show today.

00:21:18.000 Yeah, it was.

00:21:19.000 Sorry.

00:21:19.000 Yeah, we got it.

00:21:20.000 I think it was.

00:21:20.000 Just writing down 18 minutes in.

00:21:22.000 Bad.

00:21:23.000 No, no, no.

00:21:25.000 Still bad.

00:21:26.000 So, all right.

00:21:28.000 Let's look at actually, though.

00:21:29.000 We have the time to close.

00:21:30.000 It's one thing to say, he's not funny.

00:21:32.000 It's one to say, I don't like him because I will look.

00:21:35.000 I will grant you this.

00:21:36.000 People who are in politics or they have a very strong political point of view.

00:21:40.000 It's a very easy attack, and it's very lazy to simply say, Well, it'd be fine if you were funny about someone who is your political opponent.

00:21:47.000 I have recognized that there are plenty of people on the left who are funny.

00:21:50.000 Jon Stewart, very funny.

00:21:51.000 One of the best to have done it.

00:21:52.000 Kathleen Madigan is honestly one of the only female comedians out there who I think is a genuinely good writer and funny.

00:22:00.000 This is my opinion.

00:22:02.000 I'm trying to think of who else.

00:22:03.000 John Oliver has some funny bits.

00:22:05.000 We've talked about that when we've covered the show.

00:22:07.000 Bill Maher has never been funny, in my opinion, accidentally.

00:22:12.000 Neither has Colbert.

00:22:13.000 But let's go through the worst three, I guess not highlights, lowlights of Stephen Colbert, which I think actually are emblematic as to why.

00:22:22.000 They represent why he was, at a certain point, incapable of being funny, meaning he was precluded from being funny because of to whom he was beholden.

00:22:34.000 His audience and the network, at a certain point, you have other priorities outside of comedy.

00:22:39.000 Before this, the Colbert show on Comedy Central after Jon Stewart, it was funny.

00:22:44.000 Because he was playing a character.

00:22:46.000 And the satire was effective because there was at least a through line of authenticity, meaning the character believed it.

00:22:54.000 Then, when it was just Stephen Colbert being himself, it became unwatchable.

00:22:58.000 And I do mean that objectively because you can see the numbers and the amount of money that went into promoting it.

00:23:03.000 So, number three, as far as these unfunny moments, would be broadcasting from home and his pro lockdown policies during COVID.

00:23:14.000 We're going to run this for you, kind of a brief montage.

00:23:18.000 You either have to accept that he is an absolute coward who believed all of this and had to stay home, or he was in on the propaganda because he was encouraging everyone else to do the bidding of the government.

00:23:30.000 I think it's a little of column A, a little of column B. Either way, you lose the ability to claim that you are a rebel, right?

00:23:37.000 The court jester mocking the royalty when you are carrying their water.

00:23:41.000 Pro lockdown Colbert from home.

00:23:41.000 Here you go.

00:23:44.000 We actually came into the studio.

00:23:46.000 The government.

00:23:47.000 Remember that?

00:23:48.000 The government is telling all this to avoid human contact indefinitely.

00:23:52.000 On behalf of the socially anxious everywhere, let me just say, way ahead of you, I have been avoiding human contact since before it was cool.

00:23:52.000 Believe the government.

00:24:01.000 Now keep in mind, this is not the first time humanity has had to sequester itself to prevent the spread of infection.

00:24:07.000 Did you know?

00:24:07.000 I just found this out that Sir Isaac Newton retreated to his home in the countryside when the great plague of 1665 hit London.

00:24:15.000 And it was during that isolation that he discovered calculus and came up with his theory of gravity.

00:24:22.000 And that's only because his kids were stuck at home whooping apples at each other's heads.

00:24:26.000 That's what I'm going to miss on Monday.

00:24:28.000 We're going to do this for the foreseeable future, okay?

00:24:30.000 So, you people, this audience, here he is advocating for it before he broadcasts the moment.

00:24:37.000 What an honor.

00:24:37.000 Wow.

00:24:38.000 Okay.

00:24:39.000 Now, remember, not everybody was on board with this.

00:24:51.000 This is important.

00:24:52.000 Until this is over, stay in your original packaging.

00:24:55.000 Or else you lose all your value.

00:24:58.000 Now, he will try and defend that and say, well, we were going off of the information that we had at the time.

00:25:03.000 Not everybody was on board with that.

00:25:04.000 And I will tell you this of course, a lot of conservatives did that too, people on the right.

00:25:08.000 We didn't.

00:25:09.000 I understood if states wanted to do it to flatten the curve, we thought, okay, well, maybe there's something to that.

00:25:12.000 We're not going to here at this studio.

00:25:15.000 He believed it, he advocated it to everyone.

00:25:17.000 The information that he had at the time also included the opposing worldview, saying this could actually have catastrophic results.

00:25:25.000 But because his priority was propaganda and not comedy, he decided to ignore those people for a while.

00:25:32.000 And then as the results started coming in, he just decided to demonize them or really vilify them. 0.97

00:25:38.000 I guess you would say dumb vilify. 0.96

00:25:40.000 I don't know the term where you simply make your opponent out to be like they do it with Republicans. 1.00

00:25:44.000 If you're not evil, you're just dumb. 1.00

00:25:46.000 If they can't make you out to be dumb, they go evil mastermind, right? 1.00

00:25:48.000 See George W. Bush versus Dick Cheney. 1.00

00:25:51.000 See Donald Trump or Dan Quayle or Ronald Reagan, dumb, Nixon, dumb. 1.00

00:25:56.000 If they can't make you out to be dumb, make you out to be evil. 1.00

00:25:56.000 Evil. 1.00

00:25:59.000 So he just made the audience out to be dumb, right? 1.00

00:26:01.000 Like all of Sweden. 0.99

00:26:03.000 People who were like, you know what, we're not going to do this lockdown. 1.00

00:26:06.000 He's a coward. 1.00

00:26:07.000 He was a coward. 1.00

00:26:08.000 It's really hard to follow a late night comedian because the tradition is being rebellious. 0.99

00:26:14.000 The tradition is poking your finger in the chest of authority.

00:26:17.000 He didn't do that.

00:26:18.000 And if he believed everything that he was saying, shouldn't he have sent the audience home immediately because they had the lockdown warning right then?

00:26:24.000 Why it's like, oh, this is my last one because they're going to lock us down because of this disease in the future.

00:26:27.000 Why not start tonight?

00:26:28.000 Not only that.

00:26:30.000 We were, you know, we were doing stand up shows.

00:26:32.000 That's how we met when there were these lockdowns.

00:26:35.000 He is his salary.

00:26:35.000 Can someone, was it 12 or 15 million a year?

00:26:38.000 I always get them confused.

00:26:39.000 Hey, shave off a million or a couple of million.

00:26:42.000 You could have the protocols to test people and make sure that people were, if you believed it.

00:26:46.000 He didn't do that.

00:26:48.000 He didn't do that while he advocates for socialist candidates.

00:26:50.000 This brings us to number two.

00:26:52.000 You want to talk about propaganda?

00:26:54.000 He actually carried the water for and advocated to the American public that Biden, Was not experiencing cognitive decline.

00:27:03.000 Now, it's one thing to make that point generally.

00:27:06.000 It's another when there is the report that came out from, remember, I believe it was Robert Her?

00:27:11.000 Her was his last name, the half Asian, surprisingly tall gentleman who said, Look, this is a man, a well meaning man who's older and suffers from cognitive decline.

00:27:21.000 And then, of course, there was testimony.

00:27:23.000 Here's the thing, too, that I want you to understand with late night comedy, topical comedy, the primary difference between stand up is a universal premise.

00:27:32.000 Meaning, if you are performing stand up comedy in a club or at a venue and people have come out to see you, it may be very personal.

00:27:38.000 You know, it may sort of be one man show where you have to establish the premise, talking about your kids, talking about your life, talking about.

00:27:45.000 You know, going through drug rehab, whatever it is, because that's your show.

00:27:48.000 The primary difference in topical comedy as it relates to late night and why Johnny Carson would get numbers that rival today's Super Bowl is the premise is already established.

00:27:57.000 You are addressing the universal premise, meaning everyone already knows this.

00:28:01.000 That's what's in the news, and you are tasked with the most effective punchline.

00:28:05.000 The longer you spend establishing a premise, it means that you're actually not a good topical comedian and certainly not a late night host.

00:28:13.000 Here is Colbert sidestepping the joke.

00:28:17.000 The universal premise everyone knows Biden was suffering from cognitive decline.

00:28:21.000 There was no disagreement over that, including amongst the Democratic Party.

00:28:25.000 Sidestep that to push propaganda instead.

00:28:28.000 That's why it's not funny.

00:28:31.000 Her refused to engage in hypotheticals, but today he did release the full transcript of his interviews with the president.

00:28:37.000 And what do you know?

00:28:39.000 It's not as old man forgets a lot as his summary made it out to be.

00:28:43.000 At one point, Her even complimented Biden's memory specifically, saying, You appear to have a photographic understanding and recall.

00:28:52.000 So, the exact opposite of his report summary.

00:28:55.000 At this point, I'm worried about her cognitive ability.

00:28:58.000 Did anyone ask him to identify a whale?

00:29:01.000 Whale!

00:29:04.000 And of course, it's also dishonest.

00:29:07.000 He's deliberately taken that out of context.

00:29:08.000 The report just revealed that Biden remembered a lot of details.

00:29:11.000 He described a submarine deal in Australia, curbing Chinese influence in Africa, the improvement of solar facilities in Angola, and the president twice mimicked the sounds of a car.

00:29:23.000 Now, I'm going to play another clip for you that's a continuation of this, but.

00:29:26.000 Think about that for a second.

00:29:28.000 First off, it's dishonest, which is fine if it's funny.

00:29:32.000 That wasn't funny.

00:29:33.000 That wasn't designed to be funny.

00:29:34.000 That was designed to make the case that Joe Biden, former Vice President Biden, was actually really sharp.

00:29:41.000 If you actually look at the context, we have the overlay here from the Her Report.

00:29:44.000 He was specifically addressing Biden's recollection of a house in Delaware.

00:29:48.000 This is kind of what people asking questions now, this could be done in a mental health exam or it could be a lawyer.

00:29:54.000 They're trying to establish something to then see if there's an inconsistency.

00:29:57.000 Oh, so you appear to have a photographic memory.

00:30:00.000 Can you tell me about?

00:30:01.000 And then you give them something that is current that they should more easily remember.

00:30:05.000 And the fraud is on display.

00:30:07.000 He knows that.

00:30:07.000 Yeah.

00:30:09.000 The full report.

00:30:10.000 Well, here he is actually addressing the summary of the report.

00:30:13.000 Again, sidestepping premise to push propaganda.

00:30:17.000 Today, the GOP was hoping to use details from her report about Biden's memory lapses to damage Biden ahead of the presidential election.

00:30:25.000 Yes, Biden has been dangerously forgetful, unlike Trump, who always remembers that he is running against Obama.

00:30:32.000 And unopposed at that since Nancy Pelosi dropped out.

00:30:37.000 So think about that.

00:30:37.000 Both times, he has the ability to go after the joke.

00:30:42.000 Wise misleads to make a point in one instance, and in the other, sidesteps it to push the whataboutism.

00:30:50.000 Whataboutism is fine.

00:30:51.000 Look, it doesn't have to be accurate for comedy.

00:30:53.000 The problem and the reason that people stop tuning in is because even those in the left are like, come on.

00:30:58.000 Like, you can poke fun at Joe Biden for being forgetful.

00:31:02.000 For clearly having cognitive decline. 0.95

00:31:03.000 Yeah, you're not going to acknowledge it, first of all, and then second of all, you're going to tell us, the audience, even if you're a big fan, you're going to tell us that we are the ones that are dumb and we are the ones that are making an irresponsible, you know, decision about him. 0.77

00:31:16.000 That's exactly what it is.

00:31:17.000 It's blaming you, the audience, from a perch of elitism.

00:31:21.000 And so, you know, he'll probably be fine after losing the late show.

00:31:24.000 The good Catholic boy that he is, and he tells everyone this all the time to give himself cover, he's already scored a new job running propaganda for the Vatican.

00:31:31.000 Reports alleged the priest had an inappropriate relationship with an underage boy.

00:31:37.000 To which Donald Trump replied, Hold my communion.

00:31:43.000 The laughs are the same.

00:31:44.000 Yeah, I see.

00:31:47.000 But instead, isn't Trump bad?

00:31:50.000 Like, oh, yeah, yeah, I forgot about that for four seconds.

00:31:55.000 Which brings us to number one.

00:31:57.000 You all knew that this would be number one.

00:32:00.000 But I think that many people have forgotten that it was a recurring theme.

00:32:04.000 Yeah.

00:32:05.000 The vaccine, and the reason that that was, here's how you know something is really bad.

00:32:09.000 And by the way, You always have swings and misses.

00:32:12.000 We've had that on this show.

00:32:13.000 You're like, ugh.

00:32:13.000 Yeah, sure.

00:32:15.000 Yeah, I guess we were tired or whatever it is.

00:32:17.000 I was drunk.

00:32:19.000 But you're going, who is vaccine for, right? 1.00

00:32:22.000 If you're making fun of show tunes because it's corny and gay, that's one thing. 0.81

00:32:25.000 You can use show tunes as a form of satire. 0.98

00:32:28.000 It just seems like he's a corny, gay sympathizer who really likes show tunes. 0.98

00:32:28.000 He wasn't doing that. 0.98

00:32:33.000 And he was doing this for a long time, advocating that Americans, of course, he's Mr. Pro Choice, get the vaccine, browbeat the audience, anyone who didn't partake, Well, it was a recurring theme.

00:32:46.000 Here you go.

00:32:47.000 So let's find out the way the vaccine is changing.

00:32:49.000 That's from home.

00:32:51.000 In our new recurring segment, The Vaccine.

00:33:02.000 The Vaccine.

00:33:13.000 You mean he wants to get this over with?

00:33:14.000 It's all right.

00:33:15.000 Your vaccine.

00:33:17.000 Go get your vaccine.

00:33:18.000 Check that Pfizer money, huh? 1.00

00:33:20.000 Just go to read that underage orgy scene. 0.98

00:33:22.000 Come and get your shot now, and we will shoot 500 vials, and we will skip 500. 0.99

00:33:22.000 Yeah, he's. 0.99

00:33:35.000 Okay. 1.00

00:33:51.000 Yeah, you know, whenever I see someone unironically have a bunch of transslash homosexuals pushing a political agenda, I think of one of my favorite quotes, and it was Richard Nixon. 1.00

00:34:03.000 You guys remember Bohemian Grove? 1.00

00:34:05.000 He was asked about Bohemian Grove, and his answer someone can fact check this.

00:34:07.000 We can bring it up in Rumble Premium. 1.00

00:34:09.000 His answer was something to the effect of, You mean where those faggots piss on Redwoods? 1.00

00:34:13.000 I mean, it's accurate. 1.00

00:34:17.000 That's so perfect, yeah.

00:34:18.000 That's funnier than anything Stephen Colbert has ever done. 1.00

00:34:22.000 Although I will say, you know, The gay cat always lands on its feet because he's landed a spot on the view. 1.00

00:34:30.000 And of course, I understand they have a shortage of whiny bitches. 1.00

00:34:34.000 These terrorists seem to be criminals in the world. 1.00

00:34:37.000 They don't really belong to a country. 0.88

00:34:39.000 So maybe they should be treated like civilians.

00:34:42.000 And this is a criminal trial, though.

00:34:44.000 They should never be treated like our civilians.

00:34:46.000 I'm trying to get to the bottom of the list.

00:34:48.000 Nobody's saying that, Elizabeth.

00:34:50.000 Stop it.

00:34:51.000 Absolutely not.

00:34:51.000 Stop it.

00:34:53.000 This is what AI is for.

00:34:54.000 I still haven't found a way to be super productive with it. 0.99

00:35:01.000 But can we make Colbert into more of a bitch? 1.00

00:35:05.000 Say no more. 1.00

00:35:06.000 How many data centers do you need?

00:35:07.000 Yeah, exactly.

00:35:09.000 I'm water cooled.

00:35:10.000 I don't know.

00:35:12.000 Is there anything else that we need to touch on, Josh?

00:35:14.000 No, that's what he does all the time.

00:35:16.000 It's just really annoying.

00:35:17.000 The whole, well, Biden's old and he has cognitive decline, but Trump said the wrong word last night.

00:35:26.000 Right.

00:35:27.000 It just went away from, like, I don't have the comedic background you guys have, but I watched SNL.

00:35:27.000 Yeah.

00:35:32.000 When I was growing up, they made fun of just about everybody.

00:35:34.000 It was great.

00:35:35.000 I didn't care because it was everybody.

00:35:37.000 It was comedy.

00:35:38.000 We all laughed about it.

00:35:39.000 And then they just stopped being our side, you know, like getting made fun of and their side.

00:35:44.000 And it was just our side.

00:35:45.000 And I was like, wait a minute.

00:35:46.000 It's a brow beating.

00:35:47.000 And I will tell you, this happens on the left and the right.

00:35:50.000 That is true.

00:35:51.000 And certainly now in the era of clickbait, there's a reason that President Trump hasn't been on this show.

00:35:57.000 And it's not because we wouldn't have him, we would have him or Kamala.

00:36:00.000 He doesn't, from what I understand, he doesn't like the impressions.

00:36:03.000 He doesn't like some of the criticisms.

00:36:04.000 You know, President Trump isn't always big on that if there's not enough flattery.

00:36:07.000 But this is my job.

00:36:09.000 Of course, we're going to make fun of everyone if there is something valid that warrants teasing.

00:36:14.000 Certainly, if it's a universal premise that everyone knows, whether they agree or not, it's already been set.

00:36:20.000 And it should be accurate.

00:36:21.000 This is a common thing from the left, whether they're comedian or not.

00:36:24.000 I mean, a famous comedian just did the same thing.

00:36:27.000 We're making a joke that's based on complete lies and then applauded by everyone as one of the best jokes.

00:36:33.000 Chelsea Handler at the roast of Kevin Hart.

00:36:36.000 And I hate to.

00:36:37.000 To bash roast jokes.

00:36:39.000 I'm not offended by it.

00:36:40.000 It's just the fact that it was so inaccurate and everyone's championing this joke.

00:36:43.000 The joke was, well, now that the draft, now that Trump's made the draft mandatory, your favorite guy, Trump's made the draft mandatory.

00:36:51.000 Well, there's no draft.

00:36:53.000 And selective service was always mandatory.

00:36:53.000 No.

00:36:55.000 Yeah. 0.99

00:36:56.000 Maybe you guys can go sign up and go fight in Iran unless you guys are pussies talking to Tony Hinchcliffe and Shane Gillis. 0.97

00:37:03.000 Well, there's no boots on the ground in Iran and there's no draft happening. 0.99

00:37:07.000 Yeah.

00:37:07.000 And there's no actual fight.

00:37:08.000 There's a ceasefire going on.

00:37:10.000 Is that the only reason you guys go to the Middle East is to go to a comedy festival in Saudi Arabia and everyone dies laughing?

00:37:17.000 Tony Hinscliffe and Shane Gillis both famously turned down millions of dollars to go to Saudi Arabia and Shane Gillis went on the record. 0.99

00:37:25.000 Like talking shit about it. 0.99

00:37:25.000 I know. 0.99

00:37:27.000 I know.

00:37:27.000 The people who went were her leftist friends.

00:37:29.000 Yeah, exactly.

00:37:30.000 It was a three.

00:37:31.000 I mean, Kevin Hart did go, I think.

00:37:32.000 So maybe that was.

00:37:33.000 Maybe it was targeted to him a little bit.

00:37:34.000 Politically neutral or left.

00:37:36.000 Yeah, yeah.

00:37:37.000 But it's like.

00:37:38.000 Those three, it's a three part joke, and all three parts were based on not facts at all.

00:37:44.000 Yeah.

00:37:44.000 And then they go, Yeah, we stuck it to them.

00:37:46.000 And it's like, Well, no, nobody's offended.

00:37:49.000 It's just that you got everything wrong. 0.98

00:37:51.000 Even Tony Hinchcliffe is on there sipping a drink, like, fucking, what? 0.97

00:37:55.000 Yeah, no, exactly. 0.98

00:37:56.000 There has to be some basis to it.

00:37:56.000 Are you talking about me?

00:37:58.000 Yeah, call me a white supremacist because I made racist choices. 0.86

00:38:00.000 That makes sense.

00:38:02.000 When you said it was a false premise, I thought it was going to start with, I'm happy.

00:38:06.000 Oh. 1.00

00:38:08.000 Because she's a miserable old whore. 1.00

00:38:08.000 Yeah, you bet. 1.00

00:38:10.000 She is.

00:38:12.000 It's true.

00:38:13.000 Now, see, that's based in truth, where it's almost like the setup is the punchline.

00:38:19.000 Chelsea Handler. 1.00

00:38:21.000 Argues against the central premise that she's a miserable old whore, most notably because she's a miserable old whore. 1.00

00:38:29.000 You don't need to change anything. 1.00

00:38:31.000 It's not my best.

00:38:34.000 So, who knows what Colbert's next gig is going to be?

00:38:39.000 But in uncertain times, and we do know that right now, like we've acknowledged the economic instability right now, I understand that he should make sure that he gets all the protection he can against the unknown.

00:38:50.000 Nailed it.

00:38:52.000 Yup.

00:38:53.000 It's your worst nightmare.

00:38:54.000 Your car broke down. 1.00

00:38:56.000 It's exactly what I would be saying to you if you were a butter sauce bitch. 1.00

00:39:00.000 You remake Miami Vice, only for everyone to ask, why did he remake Miami Vice? 0.99

00:39:05.000 You get pulled over by the police, and they are not fans of Law Order SVU.

00:39:09.000 This is just not working.

00:39:11.000 It's not working?

00:39:12.000 Is that your opinion, Doctor?

00:39:14.000 Hey, which one of us was in Leprechaun in the Hood?

00:39:17.000 Neither of us?

00:39:18.000 That's right, me.

00:39:19.000 I'm your worst nightmare.

00:39:21.000 It's your worst nightmare.

00:39:22.000 You have a director who thinks it's his big moment, like this is.

00:39:25.000 Directing an episode of Law and Order SVU, but it's a car commercial.

00:39:31.000 Nick.

00:39:31.000 We have writers for a reason.

00:39:33.000 I know all about it.

00:39:34.000 That's why I sent my writer two weeks ago, and y'all somehow still didn't get my garlic parmesan chicken wings in the green room as specified. 1.00

00:39:43.000 All they had was Asian zing, bitch. 1.00

00:39:43.000 Sorry. 1.00

00:39:45.000 It's your worst nightmare.

00:39:47.000 They forgot your garlic parmesan wings in the green room. 1.00

00:39:50.000 All they had was Asian zing. 0.99

00:39:52.000 So now your acid reflux is kicking in, and you send a bitch ass director out to get you some Tums. 1.00

00:39:58.000 Take five, everyone. 1.00

00:39:58.000 I'll be back. 1.00

00:39:59.000 Take five.

00:40:01.000 Look, it may not be my worst nightmare, but you know who's paid historically far too much in car repair costs?

00:40:09.000 Me.

00:40:10.000 I wish I'd had Car Shield to help me out.

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00:40:21.000 Right now, Car Shield is offering your viewers 20% off with the code Crowder at carshield.com.

00:40:28.000 Slash Crowder.

00:40:30.000 And if you don't try it, you might find yourself at the intersection of your worst nightmare. 0.89

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00:40:47.000 You order no olives, but got a lot of olives, which is not what you want.

00:40:51.000 Precisely the opposite.

00:40:53.000 Well, that's.

00:40:55.000 I've had a dream about that.

00:40:55.000 I hate olives.

00:40:57.000 I hate the jars as well. 1.00

00:40:58.000 I wouldn't say worst nightmare, because right after I was like, oh, the Slender Man. 0.98

00:41:01.000 And that was worse. 0.99

00:41:02.000 Well, that.

00:41:03.000 It has nothing to do with all of this.

00:41:05.000 All right.

00:41:05.000 Next subject.

00:41:08.000 Look, we're going to approach this the same way that we do anytime innocent life is lost and targeted.

00:41:16.000 The shooting at the Islamic Center.

00:41:18.000 Yeah.

00:41:19.000 Horrible, awful.

00:41:20.000 And I hope that anyone involved with it obviously faces the consequences, ideally, frying.

00:41:29.000 Can we say anything more than that?

00:41:30.000 Here's the thing outside of that, you have people who are playing the speculation game.

00:41:34.000 We're not going to do that.

00:41:35.000 We're going to wait for information.

00:41:36.000 So let's discuss what it is that we actually know.

00:41:36.000 Come in.

00:41:38.000 And let's have real conversations about big picture topics.

00:41:42.000 And I used to say, I don't want to do this.

00:41:45.000 You just want to mourn.

00:41:46.000 But I no longer have that privilege because the left politicizes everything before the bodies assume room temperature.

00:41:55.000 And if only one side is using tragedy to push a lie, then it's important to acknowledge a tragedy and to speak the truth.

00:42:06.000 So, yesterday, here's the truth what we know two teenage shooters targeted an Islamic center.

00:42:13.000 I guess the Islamic Center of San Diego is what it's called.

00:42:16.000 They killed three people before killing themselves.

00:42:18.000 And if anyone else was involved in the planning, Helped them, knew about it.

00:42:24.000 I hope that they are prosecuted to the full extent of the law.

00:42:29.000 Again, we don't have all the information right now.

00:42:31.000 For those who missed it, here's what happened.

00:42:33.000 Police and the FBI continue to investigate what led up to this shooting.

00:42:37.000 As you said, the authorities found three innocent people dead outside of the mosque, which is right behind me here, including a security guard.

00:42:46.000 A hate crime is how authorities are classifying the deadly shooting at the largest mosque in San Diego County.

00:42:52.000 Three men were killed, according to officials, including a security guard, who the San Diego police chief says played a critical role in preventing something that could have been much worse.

00:43:04.000 And if those who were obviously heroes who did prevent it from getting much worse, thank you very much.

00:43:09.000 We appreciate it.

00:43:10.000 Again, we don't have all the facts, all the information, but we do have a lot of information as far as violence and who perpetrates it.

00:43:21.000 So, this is the response from the left as the result of America's widespread quote, Islamophobia.

00:43:27.000 So, let me read you some quotes here.

00:43:30.000 Hakeem Jeffries said, Deeply disturbed by the shooting at the Islamic Center of San Diego, my prayers are with the victims, their families, and the Claremont community.

00:43:37.000 We must crush Islamophobia and the hatred that is fueling it.

00:43:41.000 Mehdi Hassan said, I can't say I'm surprised, sadly, given some of the rhetoric that's been mainstreamed in this country and especially on this site.

00:43:48.000 Oh, so yeah, Islamophobia and rhetoric.

00:43:50.000 I assume he's discussing rhetoric like this.

00:43:52.000 New video shows the speed of the pickup truck that plowed into people, killing at least 15 and injuring many more.

00:44:00.000 Sorry, wrong clip.

00:44:01.000 Here's the Islamophobic rhetoric.

00:44:02.000 Breaking news on the mass shooting in Orlando, Florida, that's left 50 people dead and more than 50 people injured.

00:44:09.000 The shooter actually called 911 surrounding the attack to pledge allegiance to ISIS and mentioned the Boston bombers, according to a U.S. official.

00:44:19.000 I'm sorry, that too was the wrong clip.

00:44:21.000 Here is the real clip of Islamophobic rhetoric.

00:44:25.000 This is the moment a homemade bomb was ignited.

00:44:30.000 Outside the New York City mayor's residence, Saturday afternoon.

00:44:33.000 Sorry, you know, I'm just not going to do clips anymore.

00:44:38.000 I'll just read some more quotes.

00:44:39.000 Remember when Mom Dhani completely misrepresented that as well? 0.98

00:44:43.000 This is the thing the left runs interference to lie and protect certain classes. 0.82

00:44:43.000 Yeah. 0.82

00:44:49.000 Really, it's dependent on what's politically expedient at that moment in time.

00:44:53.000 And then they rush to lie.

00:44:55.000 When tragedies occur, this comes from Hassan Piker.

00:44:59.000 There's institutional stigma with anti Semitism.

00:45:01.000 Meanwhile, Islamophobia is encouraged by institutions.

00:45:05.000 Let's look.

00:45:06.000 This is from the FBI because I know that people have cited the ADL, and I also understand why you would say the ADL has a bias.

00:45:13.000 I get it.

00:45:14.000 Hate crimes, as far as if you look at really, let's just classify this as crimes targeting specific religious groups.

00:45:20.000 The FBI just categorized this as hate crimes.

00:45:22.000 I don't believe that that's a thing.

00:45:23.000 I don't believe murder needs a footnote, but I do believe that you need the information, which is why it's.

00:45:27.000 Kind of surprising to me that we don't record intra racial crime statistics, but we do as far as religion.

00:45:32.000 Those who were victims Jews, 1,500, Christians, 317, Muslims, 222.

00:45:38.000 Them's the numbers.

00:45:39.000 They are what they are.

00:45:41.000 Do not blame me.

00:45:43.000 It doesn't minimize the tragedy or the loss of life anytime it happens.

00:45:48.000 But just like when the left tries to rush to gun control, which will lead to more lives lost because they sidestep the vast majority of mass shootings taking place in gun free zones, anywhere from 90 to 94 percent, depending on the year, when they sidestep that those who are lawful gun owners and carriers, by the way, are even more law abiding.

00:46:11.000 Than the next most law abiding group, off duty police officers.

00:46:14.000 They sidestep that.

00:46:16.000 They sidestep that the most violent cities in the country, the most violent municipalities, are places with the strictest gun control.

00:46:21.000 If you were to follow their advice or believe that their concerns were pointing you to the greatest threat, well, guess what?

00:46:29.000 You'd have some problems.

00:46:30.000 You have some people in this country who believe that the number one cause of death for children is gun violence.

00:46:36.000 It's not true.

00:46:38.000 And right now, they want you to believe that the most targeted group is Muslims.

00:46:42.000 It's not true.

00:46:44.000 So that's the response. 1.00

00:46:47.000 Now let's get to Islam. 0.88

00:46:48.000 Because if you look at Jews, 1,500 Christians, 317, Muslims, 220, you need to understand too that many of those attacks are carried out, of course, by Islamists. 0.55

00:46:58.000 And check the references, links in the description.

00:47:00.000 We do it every day that we stream.

00:47:02.000 Give you a bibliography, 11 a.m. Eastern.

00:47:04.000 Tune in live and you can fact check us.

00:47:07.000 There's going to be, I promise you, an increased effort to completely. 0.90

00:47:12.000 Silence, stifle any criticism of Islam.

00:47:15.000 I will tell you, Islamophobic rhetoric.

00:47:18.000 I stand by what I've said. 0.92

00:47:19.000 There has been no greater evil, certainly no more evil ideology thrust upon Christianity or the Western world than that of Islam. 0.99

00:47:29.000 I stand by it. 1.00

00:47:30.000 I believe it.

00:47:31.000 You shouldn't kill innocent people.

00:47:35.000 For the same reason, you shouldn't kill or target or attack those who have been brainwashed by any other kind of occult.

00:47:42.000 And I believe that's what Islam is. 0.99

00:47:44.000 It's just a cult that's become immensely popular because it has spread through conquest. 1.00

00:47:48.000 That is my opinion.

00:47:49.000 I'll make the case.

00:47:50.000 You can disagree with me.

00:47:52.000 It's not compatible, this cult, with the United States.

00:47:57.000 It's not one that can be reconciled with the Constitution. 0.95

00:48:00.000 And I've pointed you to the founder of the feast, Muhammad, who of course did advocate violence, who of course did wage wars, who of course did issue prescriptions that would be antithetical to the Constitution. 0.96

00:48:10.000 But you still have those following in his footsteps now. 0.99

00:48:14.000 Imams across the globe doing this. 0.58

00:48:17.000 Here's an Imam from the center. 0.77

00:48:18.000 I believe this is the actual center itself.

00:48:20.000 Exactly. 0.76

00:48:21.000 To be clear, that's why we chose this one, describing the October 7th attacks as justified. 0.87

00:48:28.000 Now is the result, the continuous brutal occupation of Palestine and Gaza. 0.93

00:48:36.000 And when people are occupied, then the resistance is justified.

00:48:41.000 Resistance when people are occupied becomes a human right.

00:48:45.000 People have the right to resist.

00:48:47.000 People have the right to defend their lives and the lives of their community members.

00:48:51.000 People have the right to defend their land, their properties, their deen, their dignity, their honor.

00:48:59.000 We cannot accuse somebody who is fighting for his life to be a terrorist.

00:49:07.000 The terrorist is the one who started the occupation, not the one who is defending himself and his brothers and sisters around him.

00:49:17.000 This should be very clear.

00:49:20.000 Teach our kids about the history of Palestine, about the occupation, about the suffering.

00:49:27.000 Don't tell me that, oh, it's too graphic for our kids to watch.

00:49:32.000 Now, again, let me reiterate killing innocent people is wrong, it's morally reprehensible.

00:49:40.000 I say that because my worldview is dictated by my faith, a Christian worldview. 0.95

00:49:47.000 For the same reason that an imam like this, and you can look into more of his proselytizing, for the same reason that he can't. 0.89

00:49:55.000 He said resistance when people are occupied becomes a human right. 0.73

00:49:59.000 People have the right to resist.

00:50:02.000 Well, how can you argue with that logic?

00:50:05.000 You also see how they broaden the term of occupation.

00:50:08.000 Yes.

00:50:09.000 And resistance.

00:50:10.000 And resistance.

00:50:11.000 And this has been historically the case. 1.00

00:50:14.000 With Islam in a way that is unique to this religion. 1.00

00:50:19.000 It's awful. 1.00

00:50:20.000 The people there would probably be horrified, I would imagine.

00:50:24.000 Not enough, to be clear.

00:50:27.000 It doesn't mean that having an opinion makes you anything other than innocent.

00:50:30.000 You're entitled to your opinion, but the people there probably don't believe that you should violently attack anyone who refuses to be subjugated. 0.94

00:50:38.000 The Imam does, Muhammad did.

00:50:42.000 The Quran prescribes it. 0.91

00:50:46.000 One tragedy does not erase that, and we can't allow it to force us to sidestep the truth because it's an uncomfortable truth. 0.87

00:50:56.000 Islam, I will say this. 0.68

00:51:00.000 When you talk about resistance and occupation, let's compare Christianity, how it spread initially.

00:51:05.000 There were known oppressors, right?

00:51:06.000 My name is after the first martyr.

00:51:09.000 Islam didn't have the same known oppressors.

00:51:12.000 Christianity spread through word of mouth, people being martyred peacefully.

00:51:16.000 Islam, without the same noted oppressors, spread through force. 0.98

00:51:20.000 And conquest. 1.00

00:51:23.000 Islam historically has been the occupying force. 1.00

00:51:27.000 Here is the result, or the results of Islam in the West just this last calendar year. 0.99

00:51:36.000 If you don't know what Islam is, we're here to try to lead by good example and spread the message of the Quran in the best way possible.

00:51:46.000 This is the earliest footage we have of the gunmen.

00:51:49.000 It's not clear how soon after the attack started they began filming.

00:51:52.000 But it captures the rest of the event.

00:51:55.000 He's already driven a car at people outside the synagogue in Crumpsall and attacked others with a knife.

00:52:01.000 At least one victim is still lying on the ground.

00:52:04.000 Here, you can see the suspect's face.

00:52:07.000 He's been named tonight as Jihad al-Shami, a 35-year-old British citizen of Syrian descent.

00:52:14.000 Allah, my God. 0.94

00:52:16.000 Don't make some of that.

00:52:20.000 A moment where you're asking yourself how you can reconnect.

00:52:28.000 We are following this morning.

00:52:29.000 Five people have been arrested in Germany accused of plotting a terrorist attack on a Christmas market there.

00:52:34.000 According to investigators, police arrested three Moroccan nationals, one from Egypt and another from Syria, who were planning the whole thing.

00:52:42.000 You don't get to come from outside and then tell everyone, no! 1.00

00:52:49.000 This nigga threw a bomb, bro. 1.00

00:52:49.000 Yeah! 1.00

00:52:50.000 Yeah, he threw a bomb.

00:52:51.000 Moments ago in Detroit, the FBI labeled the recent attack on a synagogue in Michigan.

00:52:57.000 As an act of terrorism inspired by Hezbollah. 0.91

00:53:09.000 The Ball Street! 0.98

00:53:15.000 Now, I know you might say, oh, those are just a few examples.

00:53:18.000 Okay, let's put a finer point on this.

00:53:21.000 You guys know Mecca?

00:53:23.000 Do you think it would be respectful for Christians to go to Mecca and say the Lord's Prayer? 0.98

00:53:30.000 Do you think the Christians would be allowed to go to Mecca and proselytize and hand out pamphlets of the good news? 0.99

00:53:37.000 Okay. 1.00

00:53:37.000 It's extremely disrespectful. 1.00

00:53:39.000 Yeah, and I would like to direct you to the Grand Eastern Orthodox Cathedral.

00:53:43.000 So we don't really have a Mecca because.

00:53:46.000 We don't have the same sort of physical idolatry, I guess, that you would say you see in Islam, and also a very physical view of heaven, which is why they have a big deal with, like, you know, bacon-tipped bullets, or sorry, bacon-grease-tipped bullets.

00:54:00.000 It's a different worldview, but it is important, and we do believe in reverence for holy sites.

00:54:08.000 Here's that cathedral, the Hagia Sophia in Turkey.

00:54:10.000 This is what it looks like now.

00:54:13.000 It was considered one of the world's great museums and a symbol of Turkey's shared heritage.

00:54:18.000 Open to all. 0.99

00:54:25.000 But on Friday, the ISO FIA became a mosque once again. 0.93

00:54:47.000 And we can also bring up some images if you guys want to, what it looks like inside.

00:54:52.000 That's a mosque.

00:54:53.000 How do you think that happens? 1.00

00:54:57.000 Guys, ever asked?

00:54:59.000 I know you've learned about the Crusades, for example. 1.00

00:55:01.000 They go, oh, Christians are violent. 1.00

00:55:03.000 They're violent too. 0.99

00:55:04.000 Okay.

00:55:05.000 Grand Eastern Orthodox Cathedral, built by Byzantine Emperor Justinian.

00:55:10.000 What do you think happened?

00:55:12.000 Oh, you know about the sacking of Constantinople? 0.91

00:55:16.000 Do you know that the Crusades were a retaliatory action due to almost unprecedented violent conquest from Islam? 0.97

00:55:26.000 Did you learn about that? 0.96

00:55:29.000 And here's the thing.

00:55:30.000 We've talked about this on a smaller level as far as immigration, as far as cultures being incompatible. 0.99

00:55:38.000 And I believe that.

00:55:40.000 And you're going to end up with more friction when you have incompatible cultures.

00:55:43.000 Eventually, one is going to win out.

00:55:45.000 You just find yourself in that process until you've reached the end point. 0.68

00:55:49.000 The same can apply to religions.

00:55:52.000 Matter of fact, it absolutely applies to religions. 0.97

00:55:57.000 And usually in a more violent way to both sides. 0.99

00:56:03.000 So I think, and I will make this case: hey, Islam in the United States, when you hear that kind of preaching and you see the kind of risk, both are absolutely horrible, by the way. 0.97

00:56:14.000 Killing innocents is always horrible. 1.00

00:56:17.000 Preaching that it's often or sometimes justified, as you will hear in mosques across this country, is just as unjustifiable. 0.99

00:56:27.000 To be clear, and that is going to continue. 0.96

00:56:28.000 And for the sake of those in said mosques who follow the religion, we need to decide here is it time people talk about a national breakup, a divorce as far as the Western world and Islam for the protection of both? 1.00

00:56:45.000 I think Islam needs to be designated as a cult. 0.97

00:56:49.000 Now, you have cults, by the way, there could just be cults that are started up from nothing, from scratch, right? 1.00

00:56:54.000 Home cooked cult, where it's just some guy who usually gets to bang a lot of broads. 0.59

00:57:00.000 But historically, a huge portion of them, just to be clear, use Christianity to co opt it.

00:57:08.000 So we're going to separate that into its own category.

00:57:11.000 It's not that these people in any way believed in the Christian religion, the Christian faith.

00:57:17.000 It's that they said, okay, a lot of people follow this, so this is how I bring them into my cult to propagandize them.

00:57:23.000 And they're often categorized differently, and there's a pretty simple sort of three point litmus test to go is this a Christianity offshoot cult, right?

00:57:34.000 New religious movements.

00:57:36.000 So here's what typically you can look for Do they have holy texts after the book of Revelation?

00:57:41.000 All right.

00:57:42.000 Do they have prophets?

00:57:44.000 After what we know, the agreed upon canon of Old Testament, New Testament.

00:57:49.000 And does the ideology of prescription of said prophets follow this law of supersession, meaning if they say something that would seem contradictory to other aspects of Christianity, does it supersede it?

00:58:03.000 Does it erase it and go, yeah, yeah, actually, for example, the Quran after the book of Revelation, prophet Muhammad, and does he say something like, yeah, yeah, except Jesus didn't actually get killed and wasn't raised from the dead, so he's not actually the son of God?

00:58:18.000 Bingo!

00:58:21.000 And that's the basis for the advocacy of violence.

00:58:25.000 Let's look at other cults.

00:58:28.000 We do this in the United States.

00:58:29.000 You understand this.

00:58:31.000 We have prosecuted cults.

00:58:32.000 So, the People's Temple, Jonestown, was the independent Pentecostal church.

00:58:38.000 They had basically a slave camp that promised utopia. 0.89

00:58:42.000 You look at the Branch Davidians in Waco, it was a splinter group from Seventh day Adventists, polygamy, child brides. 0.96

00:58:49.000 You look at the Fundamentalist Church of Jesus Christ of Latter day Saints. 0.81

00:58:52.000 Fast facts.

00:58:52.000 This is, sorry, I have this written down.

00:58:54.000 Did I just say Fast Facts?

00:58:55.000 I said Fast Facts, but I have it written down as Fast Facts Notes.

00:58:59.000 You guys need to admonish me on that one.

00:59:01.000 Fundamentalist Church of Jesus Christ of Latter day Saints.

00:59:04.000 Hit me. 0.63

00:59:05.000 Do it. 0.99

00:59:06.000 Admonish.

00:59:07.000 So we have Seventh day Adventist Splinter Group.

00:59:09.000 We have the New Pentecostal Splinter, sort of, I guess you'd say, break off offshoot. 0.73

00:59:12.000 Now we have this one, an offshoot of Mormonism. 0.93

00:59:14.000 Again, polygamy, child brides.

00:59:16.000 These are cults that have been prosecuted. 0.99

00:59:17.000 You have the Kingston Clan, another Mormon sort of splinter. 1.00

00:59:22.000 Polygamy. 1.00

00:59:23.000 They practiced bleeding the beast, which was defrauding the government taxpayers as much as humanly possible. 1.00

00:59:23.000 Right? 1.00

00:59:28.000 Wait, wait, wait, so there's a cult of not paying taxes?

00:59:31.000 Yeah, I'm going to say that one I kind of give a pass.

00:59:33.000 Yeah, they seem pretty cool as long as there's no child rides going on.

00:59:35.000 Yeah.

00:59:36.000 And the prosecutions, if you look, they usually go after the leadership.

00:59:40.000 Often the members are treated as victims.

00:59:42.000 Yeah.

00:59:43.000 Because in many cases, these members, right, they don't know any different.

00:59:47.000 This is how they were raised.

00:59:47.000 They do.

00:59:48.000 As a matter of fact, using Islam as a good example, I just forgot the name of the brother.

00:59:52.000 You look at Vlad the Impaler, right, you know, as Dracula.

00:59:52.000 Someone can bring it up.

00:59:56.000 Him and his brother were.

00:59:57.000 Effectively traded as collateral for their father to a sultan, and should their father break his word, they would be executed.

01:00:07.000 Vlad, of course, went back to Wallachia to fight against the Ottomans violently.

01:00:13.000 People said he had a bloodlust, and his brother decided to say, Well, his brother was younger, and that's all his brother knew, and so he was easier to woo.

01:00:21.000 He was a victim of his circumstance.

01:00:23.000 So those members are often viewed as victims.

01:00:25.000 You can go after the leadership.

01:00:27.000 It's like Rico for religion, to be clear.

01:00:30.000 You're not arresting the child brides or.

01:00:32.000 Right. 1.00

01:00:33.000 But you could go after the Imams. 0.98

01:00:38.000 You can't go after Muhammad because he's buried and unlike Christ, dead, dead. 0.98

01:00:43.000 Dead. 0.99

01:00:44.000 Just a human who's dead. 1.00

01:00:47.000 But you could go after the Imams who preach the same prescription. 1.00

01:00:49.000 Yes, noodles. 0.99

01:00:50.000 Radu the handsome.

01:00:52.000 The handsome.

01:00:52.000 Radu, that's right.

01:00:54.000 We were using that term.

01:00:55.000 Wow, that's one foul.

01:00:55.000 We were using that term a little loosely.

01:00:57.000 Yeah.

01:00:58.000 Oh, call me Josh the Thin.

01:01:02.000 Or Gerald the Funny.

01:01:04.000 Yeah, that's a good one, Gerald.

01:01:04.000 Yeah.

01:01:07.000 You know what?

01:01:07.000 You made me feel bad for you.

01:01:09.000 Yeah.

01:01:09.000 Now I feel sympathy.

01:01:10.000 Now you're a victim. 0.76

01:01:11.000 You're a master manipulator.

01:01:12.000 You're just saying we know you're not making it right.

01:01:15.000 There you go.

01:01:16.000 So now let's look at those.

01:01:17.000 These are cults, references available in the description that have been prosecuted. 0.69

01:01:21.000 Let's compare that with Islam. 0.55

01:01:25.000 Is it an offshoot cult, a splinter cult of Christianity? 1.00

01:01:28.000 Well, of course. 0.94

01:01:29.000 Of course it is.

01:01:30.000 We've gone through that.

01:01:30.000 And what do they advocate?

01:01:31.000 Well, Sharia law, courts, their own system of laws, severe punishment, torture, death for apostasy, blasphemy, of course, still arranged marriages, polygamy. 0.88

01:01:43.000 Honor killings, takiyya in some forms of Islam where you're allowed to lie, female genital mutilation in some forms, destruction of non Islamic religious cultural sites. 0.78

01:01:54.000 And that destruction can either be through conquest and subjugation or it can simply be through violence and, of course, jihad. 0.94

01:02:01.000 When you say female genital mutilation in some sex, the sum isn't just a few, by the way. 0.94

01:02:07.000 I know. 0.63

01:02:07.000 It's like entire nations. 0.63

01:02:08.000 I just have to say it because people go, not everywhere.

01:02:11.000 Sure, too much.

01:02:11.000 Right.

01:02:12.000 But if you're in the borders of Somalia, everywhere.

01:02:15.000 Yeah. 0.67

01:02:16.000 Yep.

01:02:17.000 So, what do we want to do here? 0.74

01:02:21.000 If we continue down this path, well, you can't just raid these mosques where you see imams advocating for violence and resistance and that they are being occupied by some cases the little devil, some cases the big devil when they're referring to the United States, depending where they line up.

01:02:36.000 You can't do that because that would be a violation of their freedom of religion. 0.66

01:02:39.000 Freedom of religion doesn't actually apply to cults that are advocating for blatant disregarding of and breaking the law. 0.58

01:02:48.000 Does the preaching, does the political prescription of Islam qualify? 0.78

01:02:54.000 I would say unequivocally, yes. 0.74

01:02:57.000 And for the sake of those who don't want to be subjugated in this country and those who are victims of leadership in Islam, just as we see in other cults, it should be classified that way. 0.71

01:03:10.000 And it should be pursued that way.

01:03:12.000 And the peaceful way would be you're not allowed to practice these religious prescriptions.

01:03:19.000 In this country, we kind of already have it.

01:03:24.000 We kind of already have it.

01:03:25.000 We kind of already have, well, there's a system in this country as far as marriages and what's permissible.

01:03:30.000 And we have a system as far as divorce. 0.94

01:03:32.000 But they have their own courts to circumvent it. 0.96

01:03:35.000 We're just not enforcing it.

01:03:38.000 And killing innocent people, again, always wrong.

01:03:41.000 Yeah. 0.93

01:03:42.000 Always wrong.

01:03:44.000 And to avoid more of that moving forward, you know, the same argument that people use against the unabashedly pro Israel crowd. 0.87

01:03:52.000 To avoid more spilling of American blood and innocent people, including young followers of Islam who don't know any better, we need to deal with this as we would deal with any other Christian splinter cult, or it's going to reach a boiling point. 0.93

01:04:08.000 And historically, that doesn't end well for anyone other than the leaders of the Islamic death cult. 1.00

01:04:17.000 That's my opinion. 1.00

01:04:18.000 It's not reconcilable with American society or the Western world.

01:04:23.000 And I don't want to see more of it.

01:04:25.000 And the events that just happened, don't change that.

01:04:25.000 Yeah.

01:04:27.000 Don't change that. 0.89

01:04:28.000 And I know I've gone late because anytime we talk about Islam, you know, historically, that's what started this.

01:04:31.000 That's what started this channel. 0.98

01:04:33.000 First two of it was Crazy Pizza Abortion Barn and the Quran Challenge. 0.98

01:04:33.000 Yeah. 0.98

01:04:38.000 Which brings us to the next one, though.

01:04:39.000 This is more fun.

01:04:40.000 Primary day.

01:04:41.000 Primary day.

01:04:43.000 Six states are having primaries.

01:04:44.000 And of course, the most watched one is, is it District 4?

01:04:48.000 Yeah.

01:04:49.000 Mm hmm.

01:04:49.000 Kentucky?

01:04:50.000 Massey, Thomas Massey for the uninitiated versus Ed.

01:04:54.000 I have only read this, I've never heard of Galrain.

01:04:57.000 Yeah, Galrain.

01:04:58.000 Sometimes you read it because I'm not going to tune in to actually watch an interview.

01:05:00.000 It's a very southern name.

01:05:01.000 Mr. Galrain.

01:05:03.000 It is the most.

01:05:03.000 Yeah.

01:05:04.000 Mr. Galrain.

01:05:05.000 Now, Colonel Galrain.

01:05:07.000 What's a ute?

01:05:10.000 You play that bluegrass well, Mr. Galrain. 1.00

01:05:14.000 You damn Galrain bottom boys. 1.00

01:05:15.000 Don't let it fly, Governor Brown. 1.00

01:05:19.000 So, this is the most expensive congressional primary in American history.

01:05:23.000 Now, some people are telling you that the only reason Massey is opposed by the president is because of a personal vendetta or because the forces of Israel have sort of coalesced around getting Massey out.

01:05:35.000 Now, I won't deny that those who have a vested interest in a pro Israel foreign policy, of course, Would have a problem with Massey.

01:05:42.000 Right, yeah.

01:05:43.000 And I don't think that that is a legitimate grievance as far as those people.

01:05:46.000 But those aren't the only grievances.

01:05:49.000 And so I want to actually look at Massey, especially considering that his odds have gone down dramatically, and ask well, could some of this be due to the fact that he's consistently, certainly in recent history, not been America first?

01:06:04.000 Could that be a component?

01:06:05.000 And you guys let me know your opinion of Massey right now.

01:06:09.000 And then if you can understand the argument against him, Afterward, here's President Trump discussing Massey in the way that only Trump can.

01:06:15.000 I hope you're going to put him out of business tomorrow.

01:06:18.000 I'm in the Oval Office and we're in a fight against the worst congressman in the history of our country.

01:06:23.000 His name is Thomas Massey.

01:06:25.000 He's from Kentucky.

01:06:26.000 I hope you're going to put him out of business tomorrow. 1.00

01:06:29.000 He is so bad.

01:06:30.000 Got an election coming up.

01:06:32.000 He's running against a great guy, a great patriot, Ed Gilrain.

01:06:36.000 He's fantastic.

01:06:38.000 But forget that.

01:06:39.000 Massey's the worst congressman in the history of our country.

01:06:43.000 Always voting against Republicans and good values.

01:06:46.000 I wouldn't say that.

01:06:47.000 So get rid of Thomas Massey.

01:06:49.000 Thomas Massey.

01:06:51.000 And it doesn't help because he always makes things personal.

01:06:53.000 He does.

01:06:53.000 And he goes to the extreme.

01:06:55.000 It's like, yeah, but Ilhan Omar's in a cop.

01:06:56.000 The worst ever in history.

01:06:59.000 Like, really?

01:06:59.000 Possibly, look, other people would say the worst person in history.

01:07:04.000 Stalin, and I'm very well, Stalin, Hitler, Pol Pot. 0.84

01:07:09.000 Now I'm well aware. 0.59

01:07:11.000 You can put Massey on that Rushmore of.

01:07:15.000 You would say it just like that, too.

01:07:16.000 Papa Doc, nothing can pick. 1.00

01:07:18.000 Not fit to shine Massey's shoes. 1.00

01:07:20.000 That's what people say.

01:07:22.000 So let's look at the Calche check in right now.

01:07:26.000 Oh, a change since run through.

01:07:28.000 Ooh, yeah.

01:07:28.000 Massey's down at 40%.

01:07:29.000 Galrain is up at 61%.

01:07:31.000 Wow.

01:07:32.000 That's a big change because Massey was the heavy favorite.

01:07:34.000 The game's been moving around quite a bit lately.

01:07:36.000 It has been moving around quite a bit.

01:07:37.000 That's good news, Mr. Galrain.

01:07:38.000 That's good news, Mr. Galrain.

01:07:40.000 Galrain in the polls.

01:07:45.000 Uh, Trump's just betting on him right now.

01:07:47.000 A few things to know because people go, it's one grassroots person fighting the establishment, and all the money opposing him is Israel.

01:07:53.000 To be clear, AIPAC should go screw themselves with a wire brush.

01:07:55.000 No more blank checks to Israel.

01:07:57.000 Got it?

01:07:57.000 Okay?

01:07:58.000 That's not my grievance if he was my representative with someone like a Massey.

01:08:02.000 So, first off, David versus Goliath.

01:08:04.000 Well, Massey has received a ton of outside funding, to be clear.

01:08:07.000 Less than 2% of his donors are within his district.

01:08:09.000 Oh, wow.

01:08:10.000 Less than 5% of his donors are within Kentucky.

01:08:12.000 Now, the bigger a race, a congressional race gets, the more you see outside donors.

01:08:16.000 And this is the focused race.

01:08:18.000 So, I understand that the same can be said for his opponent.

01:08:18.000 Right.

01:08:21.000 The problem is, those advocating on Massey's behalf are not pointing out that it's the same as his opponent.

01:08:21.000 Yeah.

01:08:30.000 He's playing the same game.

01:08:33.000 Now, his biggest donor, if we're talking about perhaps having a conflict of interest, Jeff Yass.

01:08:39.000 Yes.

01:08:40.000 Founder of Susquehanna, SIG for short, over one, like about one and a half million dollars, 1.4 something in donations to the PACs.

01:08:48.000 This overall entity has invested in, because they have an umbrella and a lot of other entities, invested in China since 2005.

01:08:56.000 Yes's stake in ByteDance is worth $30 billion, invested $3.5 billion in 350 Chinese companies.

01:09:04.000 Same, yes, funded opposition candidates to Trump in 24, specifically over Trump's TikTok ban.

01:09:10.000 Yeah.

01:09:11.000 Because of said investment.

01:09:12.000 Because of the investment.

01:09:13.000 $10 million to Rand Paul, $5 million to Vivek.

01:09:16.000 Remember when we saw that change on TikTok?

01:09:18.000 Yeah.

01:09:19.000 People like Vivek, Rand Paul, maybe not so much, but Vivek, who they were saying was a national security issue.

01:09:24.000 And then all of a sudden, like, and actually, no, we need to have TikTok.

01:09:26.000 Well, look, I think that we should be able to have TikTok, but we need to eliminate the actual national security threat.

01:09:30.000 Here's the other thing, though. 1.00

01:09:31.000 When you say it's him versus Israel, yes, is a Jew. 0.59

01:09:34.000 So, he actually funded a conservative Israeli think tank. 0.54

01:09:39.000 Yeah, a conservative Israeli think tank that's been involved in American politics as well as, by the way, Israeli politics.

01:09:46.000 So, if you're talking about a superpower in the race outside funding who may be advocating on behalf of a foreign nation, well, you have Israel with Massey through Yass, and then you also have China.

01:09:59.000 So, let's just call that a wash.

01:10:01.000 Now we go to if I, you know, if he was my representative, my main issue would be okay, but does he represent not Trump?

01:10:09.000 Not the donors, but me, a conservative, America first, MAGA, whatever you, a nationalist, traditionalist.

01:10:17.000 Well, he's voted with the GOP 77% of the time.

01:10:20.000 Average GOP member, 95%.

01:10:22.000 Now, I know you'll say, well, yeah, that's just because he's voted against, he hasn't voted with them on Epstein and on Israel.

01:10:26.000 Well, actually, no.

01:10:28.000 Some of the most notable things that he's voted against Republicans on are the things that you blame Donald Trump for not accomplishing.

01:10:35.000 So the big, beautiful bill, that would include $170 billion in funding for immigration enforcement, including the border wall.

01:10:42.000 Detention capacity, ICE funding, state and local enforcement, the CBP, you know, CBP One app, Homeland Security, surveillance at the border.

01:10:51.000 And I know some people are saying, yeah, but that's just because it would be irresponsible in the debt.

01:10:53.000 No, 2023, Massey cast the deciding yes vote in committee to advance Biden's debt ceiling increase.

01:11:01.000 So he's okay with the debt increase in some states and not others?

01:11:03.000 He's okay with the debt increase, just not for the border when it comes to that standoff.

01:11:07.000 Really?

01:11:09.000 He's also, or he was, part of the minority of the GOP who did not vote to overturn election results.

01:11:16.000 In Arizona and Pennsylvania.

01:11:18.000 So, on election integrity, when people say, look at all these insiders, right?

01:11:22.000 They didn't want us to question election results.

01:11:23.000 Well, that's Massey.

01:11:25.000 Well, look at all of the GOP.

01:11:27.000 And why don't we have a wall?

01:11:27.000 They betray us.

01:11:29.000 Ask Massey. 0.94

01:11:31.000 And why do these people always have some weird ties to Israel?

01:11:34.000 Ask Massey.

01:11:36.000 And then I would go based on voting record.

01:11:40.000 If you want border security, if you want a wall, if you believe in a nationalist approach to policy, Oh, maybe don't go with a sort of noodly libertarian who also has ties to donors who will be pulling some strings.

01:11:56.000 And that's everybody.

01:11:57.000 It's not lost on me.

01:11:58.000 That's not exclusive to Massey.

01:12:00.000 But they've held him out as somebody who's above that.

01:12:03.000 Right.

01:12:03.000 And his record should indicate that, and what we've just shown you is that that's not necessarily true.

01:12:07.000 Right.

01:12:08.000 Notice I didn't have to get into who he was sleeping with, allegedly, or people not liking him, or the size of his member.

01:12:16.000 Pinecone. 0.95

01:12:18.000 It's funny.

01:12:18.000 It is funny.

01:12:19.000 Hey, that wasn't the size, that's the shape.

01:12:21.000 Yeah.

01:12:21.000 It could be one of the, it could be like a giant pine cone, like a redwood pine cone.

01:12:25.000 That shape is not desirable, though.

01:12:27.000 I think it's just like a reverse barb, like some animals have, so that you can't get away.

01:12:32.000 But which way is the shape, though?

01:12:34.000 Does it get smaller as it goes out, or does it get larger as it goes?

01:12:37.000 Is it a reverse pine cone?

01:12:37.000 It doesn't matter because here's the thing.

01:12:39.000 I believe that sex should be, sex, when done consensually, as most of the time it should, should be an endeavor where both parties, uh, Profit through pleasure, as it were.

01:12:55.000 And if it's a pine cone, take your pick.

01:12:58.000 One person's going to have a really bad time.

01:13:04.000 So it's just not, it'll be like a pineapple.

01:13:06.000 It doesn't matter which way it's going, it's going to be unpleasant for one of the parties involved.

01:13:11.000 Yeah, it's sharp for her pleasure.

01:13:13.000 But here's the question Noodles, is it like one of those things where you plant it and then a tree grows from it?

01:13:20.000 What?

01:13:21.000 You really want to get into this?

01:13:22.000 Does it happen with pine cones?

01:13:24.000 I'm asking Noodles.

01:13:25.000 He's the one saying that.

01:13:28.000 If you plant a pine cone, everybody knows this.

01:13:31.000 Is it though?

01:13:32.000 I don't know this.

01:13:33.000 I'm not an arborist.

01:13:34.000 It is.

01:13:34.000 Pine cones and seeds within pine cores.

01:13:36.000 There are seeds within pine cores.

01:13:38.000 Everyone knows that.

01:13:39.000 Pine cones and acorns, man.

01:13:40.000 Well, I knew it about acorns, but pine cones just seem so wooden.

01:13:46.000 Yeah, that's why they grow trees.

01:13:47.000 They're fibrous.

01:13:49.000 Trees are made from wood.

01:13:50.000 All right.

01:13:50.000 Well, I'm 0 for 2 today.

01:13:52.000 I Ron Burgundy'd myself.

01:13:55.000 And I didn't know the horticulture of pine cones.

01:13:59.000 And I don't even know if that's the appropriate word.

01:14:01.000 I don't even know if I'm right.

01:14:03.000 I think you probably are.

01:14:05.000 Come on.

01:14:05.000 When in doubt, always trust the guy with the parrot shirt.

01:14:07.000 So here's the thing go vote today. 0.93

01:14:10.000 Also, the left wants Massey to win.

01:14:12.000 That doesn't mean that you shouldn't vote for someone just because the left likes him.

01:14:16.000 But that is an important component.

01:14:18.000 If you look at him breaking with the GOP, to me, the most important takeaway if we don't want to fracture this movement, if we actually want to continue making progress to varying degrees therein, okay, I understand that not everyone is thrilled with the results.

01:14:34.000 Some people think that it's We're looking at incremental progress.

01:14:38.000 Some people think that we should see more.

01:14:40.000 But if we want to move the right direction as opposed to the wrong direction, we shouldn't paint half of the voting public in this district in Kentucky as being subversive and hating America because they oppose the guy who voted against the GOP specifically on funding things like the border and security while he voted to increase the debt ceiling under Biden.

01:15:05.000 You want those voters in general, and you should be linking arms with them.

01:15:09.000 Don't attack anyone who votes against Massey as someone who must be doing so for Israel because he gets that Jew money too.

01:15:16.000 And you know what? 0.94

01:15:17.000 It couldn't be less relevant.

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Louder with Crowder - May 19, 2026

Primary Day: Will Trump Take Down Thomas Massie

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