Louder with Crowder - SEXY SUMMER CAMP: YOUR KIDS are the Experiment! | Louder with Crowder

00:00:00.000 🎵 Music 🎵 We empty out all the money in the cash register.

00:00:10.000 🎵 Music 🎵 And Mr. Duncan don't shave the head.

00:00:12.000 🎵 Music 🎵 Duncan don't shave the head.

00:00:14.000 🎵 Music 🎵 And Mr. Duncan don't shave the head.

00:00:16.000 🎵 Music 🎵 Duncan don't shave the head.

00:00:18.000 🎵 Music 🎵 And right now, Reg Brown taking the stage.

00:00:23.000 Guaranteed at least second placement.

00:00:26.000 Uh, but he's going to need to pull out all the stops to take out reigning champion Cora Blackheart tonight. 0.99

00:00:30.000 Look at that flex, my friend.

00:00:32.000 That move actually is called the Spirit of Detroit.

00:00:35.000 Look at those muscles.

00:00:35.000 You know what?

00:00:36.000 Interesting that you say that.

00:00:36.000 It sort of reminds me of the monument when you come into Detroit.

00:00:40.000 Correct.

00:00:40.000 Reggie Brown.

00:00:41.000 Just that giant black fist. 0.76

00:00:42.000 Yes.

00:00:43.000 Yes, indeed.

00:00:43.000 Welcome to the Midwest.

00:00:45.000 Paris of the Midwest.

00:00:46.000 Look at this.

00:00:47.000 He really has impressed me today.

00:00:49.000 Oh, but I tell you what, now the four-time reigning champion, Quarterback Garrett.

00:00:53.000 Look at him coming out with the grace of a swan.

00:00:55.000 Of course, his signature ranger panties available at Crowder Shop, which is what this is all about.

00:01:00.000 But the way that he moves in them is that of a dancer.

00:01:03.000 I tell you what, God ran out of charm when he put his mold in the oven there.

00:01:07.000 Yes, he did.

00:01:07.000 He used all of it.

00:01:09.000 From what I understand, too, Quarterback was eating a sundae before.

00:01:12.000 Hold on one moment.

00:01:14.000 Here comes the... Oh, there it is!

00:01:16.000 The double glute flex.

00:01:18.000 That is going to be hard to beat.

00:01:20.000 I'm gonna change these pants.

00:01:22.000 He's a champion, but he is coming in tonight like a contender.

00:01:25.000 Look at this.

00:01:26.000 Gonna flex that thigh. 1.00

00:01:28.000 Just did an awful job of applying that tanning lotion.

00:01:32.000 Oh, the judges have decided!

00:01:34.000 Yes!

00:01:34.000 It is, well, quarter black Garrett, no surprise here.

00:01:37.000 That will be his fifth Mr. Crowder Shop title.

00:01:41.000 Reg Brown, being a good sport, but you can just see on his face that he has no clue as to how this happened.

00:01:46.000 And I think that folks out there, of course, can get their own answers at CrowderShop.com.

00:01:53.000 CrowderShop.com CrowderShop.com

00:02:36.000 Well, all right then.

00:02:39.000 Wow.

00:02:40.000 That's the sound of—well, I guess that's the sound of Monday, because you've gone a few days without hearing that.

00:02:45.000 By the way, someone just asked me this week, and they said, wait a second, wait a second.

00:02:48.000 Is that son, Brian Stelter, in your intro?

00:02:51.000 I said, it's like you don't know me at all!

00:02:53.000 Where have you been?

00:02:55.000 Of course it is!

00:02:55.000 Have you seen the program?

00:02:57.000 Because he is my sunshine.

00:03:00.000 And there ain't gonna be any stelter when he's gone.

00:03:03.000 Please, CNN, keep him.

00:03:06.000 Forever.

00:03:07.000 Forever.

00:03:09.000 We have a lot to get to here today.

00:03:11.000 Look, Russia, Ukraine is going on, but of course the big story coming out of there is this bombing happening near the border of Poland, so people are freaking out about it.

00:03:20.000 I'm not.

00:03:21.000 But the story that is more important is, hey, I don't know if you know this, Russia reaching out to China.

00:03:25.000 Who could have possibly predicted that one?

00:03:28.000 I am shocked.

00:03:29.000 When everyone was praising the sanctions and everyone was saying this is great, we need

00:03:33.000 to be tough on Russia and put in sanctions that punish the people and not the oligarchs

00:03:36.000 themselves, we said, eh, you might be driving them into the arms of China and here we are. 0.99

00:03:41.000 We'll talk about that, but more importantly than that, I want to talk about pedophiles

00:03:45.000 targeting your children. 0.89

00:03:46.000 This is something that I know you've probably all seen the Pete Buttigieg's husband having the kids pledge allegiance to the gay flag, which is weird. 0.98

00:03:53.000 But there are also sexy time summer camps directly targeting children.

00:03:58.000 And this is one of those things, remember?

00:03:59.000 People used to say, Oh, hold on a second, now you're making the argument, whatever it was, could be gay marriage, could be trans, could be puberty blockers.

00:04:06.000 You're making the argument that it's going to normalize pedophilia.

00:04:09.000 Look behind you, there's a slippery slope.

00:04:11.000 It's all the way back next to a nuclear reactor, just like the Beijing Olympics.

00:04:16.000 Here we are, the most innocent among us.

00:04:18.000 Another thing, I won't be here Thursday.

00:04:20.000 Dave will be fill-in hosting because we have a big Change My Mind coming up next week.

00:04:23.000 Yes!

00:04:23.000 So I'll be out filming this.

00:04:25.000 But, aside from that, if we don't let you know, and there is a show Thursday, it's Dave, but if we don't let you know that there's no show, What that means is we are still streaming live.

00:04:34.000 Rumble.

00:04:34.000 You can go there.

00:04:35.000 Monday through Thursday, 10 a.m.

00:04:37.000 Eastern.

00:04:37.000 Or, of course, we do a full other hour of programming at MudClubLightOathCreditor.com slash MudClubEveryday.

00:04:42.000 That's the best place to watch it.

00:04:44.000 Yeah.

00:04:45.000 All right.

00:04:46.000 Gerald A., how are you?

00:04:47.000 He's here with me.

00:04:47.000 I am well.

00:04:48.000 How are you, sir?

00:04:49.000 I didn't know why I was so tired yesterday.

00:04:51.000 I had no idea that the clocks got changed over.

00:04:53.000 I would vote for Biden if he ended daylight savings time.

00:04:57.000 I'm a one-issue voter.

00:04:58.000 Yeah.

00:04:59.000 Just, I'm done.

00:05:00.000 One-issue voter.

00:05:01.000 I guarantee you he doesn't know that the clocks are changed over.

00:05:03.000 See, this is why- They probably didn't tell him so they could get some work done without him.

00:05:07.000 Just Mr. President signing here.

00:05:08.000 What?

00:05:08.000 Daylight time and savings and stuff.

00:05:10.000 That's good to save.

00:05:11.000 What are we doing?

00:05:14.000 Saving.

00:05:15.000 What?

00:05:15.000 Take a penny, leave a penny.

00:05:16.000 Huh?

00:05:20.000 And Dave is out sick today, Mr. Landau, but in his place is Pops Crowder.

00:05:25.000 Dave calls him Crawdaddy.

00:05:26.000 I don't call him Crawdaddy.

00:05:27.000 How are you, sir?

00:05:27.000 B-team, yeah.

00:05:28.000 You know, nobody rants more about Daylight Savings Time than one Tim the Toolman Taylor.

00:05:33.000 Furious.

00:05:33.000 Tim the Toolman hates it?

00:05:35.000 Hate it.

00:05:35.000 Why?

00:05:37.000 It's stupid. 1.00

00:05:37.000 Because it messes your whole system up. 1.00

00:05:40.000 I'll feel this for like two weeks.

00:05:41.000 You've told yourself you'll feel it for two weeks.

00:05:43.000 I don't think it's so much that, so much as the nitrous, the poppers that you're doing.

00:05:48.000 And if you know this, immediate brain damage.

00:05:52.000 And my question of the day, before we move on here, is are any of you buying the whole Putin is the reason for economic woes shtick?

00:06:00.000 That we're hearing from Kamala Harris and Joe Biden.

00:06:02.000 I mean, they're mad about it.

00:06:03.000 They want you to know that the reason you're paying $4.09 at the pump is because of Putin.

00:06:09.000 Because also the reason you're paying $4.09 for $4.09.

00:06:12.000 That'd be a deal. Or fantastic, whichever cleaner you prefer. Pine saw. Pine saw, yeah, the smell.

00:06:17.000 Before we move on to that, just spoiler alert, I'm not buying it. Ron DeSantis, I don't know if

00:06:24.000 you know this, governor of Florida, he's now triggered a whole new slew of leftist hysteric,

00:06:32.000 hystericists.

00:06:33.000 Is that a word?

00:06:33.000 I'm gonna make it a word.

00:06:35.000 With a parental rights and education bill.

00:06:37.000 And so now if you go on TikTok, you go on Instagram, you know, if you go into the belly of the beast, if you go into the nothing, you will see all of these, um... I can't use that word.

00:06:50.000 You'll see all of these.

00:06:52.000 All right, people, say it with me. 0.99

00:06:53.000 Gay! 0.99

00:06:54.000 Come on, you can do better than that. 1.00

00:06:56.000 When I say gay, you say gay. 1.00

00:06:58.000 Gay! 1.00

00:06:59.000 You! 0.99

00:06:59.000 No! 0.99

00:06:59.000 Gay, gay, gay, gay, gay, gay, gay, gay, gay, gay. 0.99

00:07:02.000 I say gay. 1.00

00:07:03.000 You say gay. 1.00

00:07:04.000 We say gay all frickin' day. 1.00

00:07:05.000 Gay, gay, gay, gay, gay, gay, gay, gay, gay, gay, gay, gay, gay, gay, gay, gay, gay, gay, gay, gay, gay, gay, gay, gay, gay, gay, gay, gay, gay, gay, gay, gay, gay, gay, gay, gay, gay, gay, gay, gay, gay, gay, gay, gay, gay, gay, gay, gay, gay, gay, gay, gay, gay, gay, gay, gay, gay, gay, gay, gay, gay, gay, gay, gay, gay, gay, gay, gay, gay, gay, gay, gay, gay, gay, gay, Yeah, nothing to win people to your cause like being obnoxiously unfunny and gay. 0.99

00:07:40.000 Andy with the pole. 0.99

00:07:41.000 And not knowing how to end it.

00:07:42.000 Yeah, there's no end to the sketch!

00:07:44.000 I mean sketch, I use that term loosely.

00:07:46.000 I was with him for a bit there, so I was like, okay, we got it, and end it.

00:07:49.000 Went on for another four minutes.

00:07:50.000 Yeah, went on for another four minutes, and just this gay person, I don't know if a guy, I have no idea. 0.68

00:07:55.000 I don't either, yeah.

00:07:56.000 Wanted you to hear him hit the high note, right? 0.91

00:07:58.000 That's the thing with a lot of gay guys. 1.00

00:07:59.000 They're like, look, a guy can do the Mariah Carey. 0.95

00:08:01.000 Look, Mariah Carey can't do the Mariah Carey. 1.00

00:08:03.000 Only Celine Dion can do the Mariah Carey. 0.99

00:08:05.000 You ever heard her live sets?

00:08:08.000 That's awesome.

00:08:08.000 I don't know why the Mariah Carey thing is a thing, but this is predicated on the idea that don't say gay, right?

00:08:14.000 It's not on the bill.

00:08:15.000 It's not on the bill.

00:08:16.000 So you're tilting at windmills, man.

00:08:18.000 You have no idea. 0.98

00:08:19.000 You're like, I'm going to say gay. 1.00

00:08:20.000 But what are you protesting?

00:08:21.000 They didn't say you can't say gay. 0.91

00:08:23.000 No, they said basically we don't want to talk about sex to four to eight year olds.

00:08:28.000 And why would you not want to do that?

00:08:29.000 Well, we'll get to sexy summer camp in a bit.

00:08:31.000 Yeah.

00:08:32.000 How is that not pedophilia, by the way?

00:08:34.000 Promoting sex education to four and five and six and seven and eight?

00:08:39.000 Because they're not acting on it, it's just pedophilia yearning. 0.73

00:08:43.000 It's pseudo-pedophilia. 0.77

00:08:45.000 It's pedophilia.

00:08:48.000 Thank you. 1.00

00:08:48.000 Gay! 1.00

00:08:49.000 Gay gay gay gay gay gay! 1.00

00:08:50.000 Oh, right. 1.00

00:08:51.000 Nothing like perpetuating the original stereotype.

00:08:53.000 If I did that, you'd be like, that's homophobic.

00:08:54.000 Not all gay people are like that. 0.60

00:08:55.000 I'm not saying all gay people are like that. 1.00

00:08:57.000 I'm saying you're like that, and it's disgusting. 1.00

00:08:59.000 No. 0.96

00:09:01.000 His little Ethel Merman line didn't do it for you? 0.99

00:09:03.000 Yes, exactly. 1.00

00:09:04.000 Gay gay gay went the trolley! 1.00

00:09:06.000 It's a bit of an audition, really. 1.00

00:09:08.000 Gosh.

00:09:10.000 There's a share wall in that man's household somewhere.

00:09:14.000 Okay.

00:09:16.000 With yarn just tied all over.

00:09:18.000 Yes, exactly.

00:09:19.000 There's a Barbra Streisand hair puppet.

00:09:24.000 So Nancy Pelosi, talking about this, she wants you to know something, because she doesn't know anything.

00:09:30.000 So she wants you to know something, and she was given these talking points.

00:09:34.000 And this is one of the, again, if you get nothing else from this program, it's learning how to think.

00:09:40.000 Learning how to sort of, I guess, administer a sniff test.

00:09:45.000 I've always said this.

00:09:46.000 For example, if you look at sports, someone can maybe look like they're not on steroids and be on steroids, but if someone looks like they're on steroids, they're probably on steroids.

00:09:55.000 Right?

00:09:55.000 So that's the eyeball test.

00:09:56.000 A friend of mine talks about that.

00:09:58.000 It's very rare that you think someone is on steroids and they're not.

00:10:01.000 It's very rare if someone says something that appears to be nonsensical and it actually makes sense.

00:10:08.000 Because she wants you to believe that the government's record spending, the government's record printing, which historically has had a direct effect on inflation, always, she wants you to believe that government spending will not increase the debt and is actually helping the economy and also the economy is bad because, of course, Putin.

00:10:32.000 So when we're having this discussion, it's important to dispel some of those who say, well, it's the government spending.

00:10:39.000 No, it isn't.

00:10:41.000 The government spending is doing the exact reverse, reducing the national debt.

00:10:45.000 It is not inflationary.

00:10:47.000 B, we don't want to increase the jobs, which we're very proud of as president.

00:10:56.000 breaking records, his historic numbers of jobs created in the first year of his

00:11:01.000 turning office and a lot of it comes to the receipt of the American Recovery Act. 0.97

00:11:07.000 But yeah, we're paying very close attention to it, but this sucks. It's pooping me 0.99

00:11:17.000 because of global inflation for reasons beyond gas and price.

00:11:25.000 Global inflation is something that we have to deal with globally, but we don't have a

00:11:31.000 response to it.

00:11:32.000 She's selling it.

00:11:33.000 It just makes common sense.

00:11:34.000 First off, I wish, again, rules for thee, but not for me.

00:11:38.000 You imagine dealing with your credit card company that way?

00:11:40.000 Right, yeah.

00:11:41.000 Hey, we're calling from Diners Club.

00:11:42.000 You've overspent.

00:11:43.000 You're above your limit.

00:11:44.000 I thought that if I spent more, the debt, I was under the impression that it went away.

00:11:50.000 Really, that sounds like a global problem that we need to deal with.

00:11:53.000 Is that why you bought a $90,000 Hyundai?

00:11:56.000 Well, they're all $90,000 now because the economy's rip-roaring!

00:12:00.000 Steny Hoyer looked very confused.

00:12:02.000 Yes.

00:12:02.000 Very confused.

00:12:03.000 I'll make you stand back here. 1.00

00:12:04.000 I love her hand signals.

00:12:05.000 She's all over the place with this. 1.00

00:12:07.000 We don't want to... You can't mock the Parkinson's.

00:12:09.000 That's a Parkinson's shake.

00:12:10.000 That's not... Don't take a soda from her. 1.00

00:12:14.000 Is she Italian? 0.98

00:12:17.000 Let me just fact check that really quickly.

00:12:19.000 No new jobs have been added since the peak of 2019.

00:12:21.000 None.

00:12:21.000 Not one.

00:12:22.000 I know you're thinking, maybe some?

00:12:24.000 No!

00:12:24.000 Now, before Putin invaded Ukraine, inflation hit a 40-year high of 7.5%, and that's not including the housing cost increase, which we know would put it above 11%.

00:12:32.000 Gas prices went up 57% in 2021, just to be clear.

00:12:36.000 Is that all?

00:12:36.000 No.

00:12:41.000 So that's all pre-Putin.

00:12:43.000 No.

00:12:43.000 And this is the issue when people say, hey, why are these people supporting Putin?

00:12:47.000 No, no.

00:12:47.000 What happens is when you try and make one person the scapegoat for everything, someone coming in saying, no, no, no, Putin is not the reason for the high gas prices.

00:12:55.000 They say, why are you a Putin apologist?

00:12:56.000 I'm not. 0.97

00:12:57.000 I'm your lying apologist.

00:12:59.000 The gas prices were already on their way up, and I think it's CPI that you were referring to, if you throw in the housing stuff, it'll be over 11, right?

00:13:05.000 Right, it'll be over 11.

00:13:06.000 Yeah, yeah, exactly.

00:13:06.000 But it's wonderful, they can just change the way that they measure inflation.

00:13:09.000 Yeah, yeah.

00:13:09.000 They just go, well... Yeah, just don't include it.

00:13:11.000 Yeah, just don't include it.

00:13:12.000 But isn't that, what do we use historically to, do we usually include it?

00:13:15.000 We often do, yes.

00:13:16.000 Are you including it now?

00:13:17.000 We thought that it would be better not to.

00:13:19.000 Hey, if I put my income on my tax return, it means that I have to pay more money, so just don't include it?

00:13:24.000 Okay, good, good advice.

00:13:25.000 Yeah, well also, by the way, if you... That's a massive deduction.

00:13:27.000 If you pay more in taxes, The debt gets wiped away.

00:13:31.000 Does it really?

00:13:32.000 I have no idea.

00:13:33.000 I don't know how economies work.

00:13:34.000 We can spend trillions more dollars and the debt goes down.

00:13:38.000 Yeah, yeah.

00:13:40.000 Well, what'd you think happened?

00:13:42.000 You know, I really, I guess I didn't know.

00:13:43.000 I didn't understand it either.

00:13:44.000 Yeah, I'm just gonna be honest.

00:13:45.000 But I'm thankful for Nancy Pelosi and Paul Krugman to have broken it down for me.

00:13:49.000 Yeah, yeah.

00:13:51.000 Spend more to have less debt.

00:13:54.000 How do you spend more?

00:13:55.000 Do you print more?

00:13:57.000 Wait.

00:13:58.000 Yeah, then why tax more at all?

00:14:00.000 I never understand that.

00:14:01.000 They're sitting like, alright, we need to increase your tax rate.

00:14:03.000 What are you doing over there?

00:14:07.000 More taxes.

00:14:08.000 Hey, you just printed another billion dollars.

00:14:10.000 No, no, no, no.

00:14:11.000 We need to make sure that we get it from what's going to go into your 401k.

00:14:14.000 That's another two billion dollars.

00:14:16.000 You just gotta increase your marginal tax rate. 1.00

00:14:18.000 You're an asshole! 1.00

00:14:19.000 Pay your fair share. 1.00

00:14:21.000 Printing money now sounds like the counting money at the bank.

00:14:25.000 It really is now.

00:14:25.000 That's how I assume it works.

00:14:26.000 It's different.

00:14:28.000 I don't know.

00:14:29.000 Leonardo DiCaprio in France.

00:14:30.000 I'm crying out loud.

00:14:33.000 What do you think is going to happen?

00:14:34.000 You spend more, you think you decrease it.

00:14:36.000 This is the issue with the left.

00:14:38.000 I don't know if they believe it.

00:14:39.000 I really don't know if Nancy Pelosi believes this or if she just wants you to believe it.

00:14:43.000 But anyone who believes that spending more decreases the debt doesn't really understand

00:14:50.000 what spending actually is.

00:14:51.000 Anyone who thinks that printing more money, therefore making money less valuable, understanding

00:14:55.000 the general concept of scarcity understands very simply that of course that will make

00:15:00.000 inflation worse and you can see that.

00:15:02.000 You can see that with almost any time that we've printed more money.

00:15:05.000 You can see that with Federal Reserve policies.

00:15:08.000 It's not that hard to track, and it's not even something that leftist economists really argue.

00:15:12.000 They argue that overall it's better in the long term, right?

00:15:15.000 That's what they used to argue.

00:15:16.000 Well, in the long term it'll help us get the deficit down, even though we have to deal with inflation now and printing.

00:15:20.000 Now they just go, no, no, no, spending more gets rid of the debt, and printing money actually makes money worth more.

00:15:25.000 So it's good.

00:15:27.000 And Brondo does your body good.

00:15:28.000 Yes, it does, because it's got what plants need.

00:15:30.000 It's got electrolytes.

00:15:31.000 I think this is going to work for them, though.

00:15:32.000 They're going to blame every single thing on Russia that they can, and distract the American people for midterms.

00:15:38.000 That's all it is.

00:15:39.000 That's the only play that they have right now.

00:15:40.000 Does anyone remember COVID?

00:15:42.000 No.

00:15:42.000 No, what was that?

00:15:43.000 Remember that was a thing?

00:15:45.000 I don't know if any of you guys are history buffs here, but the last two years, We're hell on earth because of this thing called COVID-19.

00:15:57.000 Yeah.

00:15:57.000 The SARS coronavirus 2.

00:15:59.000 It was a sequel that was better than the original.

00:16:03.000 Barely.

00:16:04.000 Now it's gone!

00:16:05.000 So, you know, you got that going for you.

00:16:06.000 Oh, good.

00:16:07.000 All it took was the Russia invading Ukraine.

00:16:08.000 Yeah.

00:16:09.000 And I think even people on the left are starting to realize this.

00:16:11.000 So this is almost where the marching orders aren't going.

00:16:14.000 They're not going down the ranks like they used to.

00:16:17.000 And I will say this, Bill Maher, you know, full disclosure, I've spoken with people who work at that show before where they had reached out to me.

00:16:23.000 So I do have a hunch.

00:16:25.000 We talked about some of the jokes, word for word, that had taken place on his show regarding the Beijing Olympics and the AIDS pandemic, you know, according to Fauci.

00:16:34.000 But he's run into the same kind of content again.

00:16:36.000 I think the person I spoke with might be watching this show here.

00:16:39.000 So let me just kind of give this to you, Mar, now discussing Putin's long tables.

00:16:46.000 Every time I see a picture of Vladimir Putin, he's sitting by himself at the end of a ridiculously long table, all by himself.

00:16:55.000 He's like a cross between Ivan the Terrible and Howie Mandel.

00:17:00.000 Laugh track.

00:17:01.000 Well, no, it's a laugh sign.

00:17:03.000 Yeah, a laugh sign.

00:17:04.000 With guns pointed at the audience.

00:17:05.000 And he cues him when he does this.

00:17:06.000 Right, folks?

00:17:08.000 It's a cross between Mandel and Putin, okay?

00:17:12.000 Isn't that right, folks?

00:17:15.000 No, no, it's not.

00:17:16.000 By the way, I don't know if you noticed, this was us discussing that then.

00:17:20.000 Well, technically it's true, we are the largest producer, but... No, there's the table I was talking about!

00:17:25.000 Look at that!

00:17:27.000 That's our economics meeting!

00:17:29.000 Wait, was that Donald Trump there?

00:17:31.000 No!

00:17:31.000 I couldn't see who it was at the end of the table.

00:17:34.000 Is that?

00:17:35.000 No?

00:17:35.000 We build the tables, then we build the room around it.

00:17:37.000 Yes!

00:17:38.000 I was like, come on, guys!

00:17:40.000 Hey, President Trump! 1.00

00:17:41.000 Fuck you! 1.00

00:17:42.000 Okay, fuck you! 1.00

00:17:43.000 Send it down to him. 1.00

00:17:44.000 Come over here and say to my face, I don't have the time.

00:17:47.000 The table is filled with wheat.

00:17:50.000 It's quite so big.

00:17:51.000 Yes.

00:17:51.000 It also acts as a great insulator.

00:17:53.000 It's vacuum sealed with wheat.

00:17:56.000 Yeah, exactly. 1.00

00:17:56.000 What a stupid table. 1.00

00:17:58.000 I know. 1.00

00:17:59.000 That's how they measure dicks in Russia, is these giant stupid dicks. 1.00

00:18:03.000 And how far you can put people you need to be able to pass papers between down the table. 1.00

00:18:07.000 He just walks over to, he's just walking over to the White House and he's like, And you guys can comment below.

00:18:14.000 It's the best thing that you can do for the algorithms.

00:18:16.000 Who wore it better?

00:18:18.000 And by wore it, I mean wrote it, produced it, and performed it.

00:18:22.000 I want more of Trump and Putin at the long table.

00:18:25.000 Actually, that was spontaneous with you guys.

00:18:27.000 His was written.

00:18:28.000 Yeah, that's true.

00:18:29.000 That is true.

00:18:30.000 Wait, so they pre-planned that and that's what we got?

00:18:33.000 Well, this brings us to another thing, though, because Bill Maher was even saying, hey, why didn't Putin attack the United States when Donald Trump was president? 0.78

00:18:40.000 And I've always said that's because he's just crazy enough that you think he might do it. 0.93

00:18:44.000 Crazy beats big every time!

00:18:47.000 And now we're hearing that exact same sentiment echoed from people who would have never dared to say this before.

00:18:53.000 So this brings us to Trevor Noah this week.

00:18:55.000 Is he, you might want to hear from me, is he secretly based? 1.00

00:18:58.000 It's the first time I saw that stupid stinger. 1.00

00:19:16.000 Really? 1.00

00:19:18.000 I think we know how he feels about the stinger.

00:19:19.000 It's pretty good.

00:19:20.000 Barack Obama's watching this show.

00:19:21.000 I like it.

00:19:22.000 Of course.

00:19:22.000 I don't want to watch the show.

00:19:23.000 I'll get all wee-weed up. 1.00

00:19:25.000 Shut up. 0.99

00:19:25.000 He waits for your impressions of him. 0.99

00:19:27.000 Stop making things up.

00:19:28.000 He's doing me.

00:19:28.000 Look.

00:19:29.000 Making up terms.

00:19:30.000 No, that's how we said it when I was raised in Chicago, Kenya, Indonesia. 0.99

00:19:35.000 Shut up. 0.99

00:19:36.000 Hawaii. 1.00

00:19:38.000 Right next to The Rock, who did that Hobbs and Shaw film, where he can't speak a word of Samoan, but wants to tell you that it's his roots.

00:19:49.000 That man has never, never been to Samoa.

00:19:51.000 He has an upper chest tattoo.

00:19:52.000 He's always been to Samoa.

00:19:53.000 And his forehead keeps growing to the size of a drive-in movie screen.

00:20:00.000 You gotta play it all the way to the end if you're gonna do it!

00:20:02.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:20:03.000 Can you play it all the way to the end?

00:20:04.000 I was in a Dick's Sports recently, and on the Jumbotron, they showed The Rock doing curls with the 30s.

00:20:10.000 Really?

00:20:11.000 Really, yeah.

00:20:12.000 That surprises me.

00:20:13.000 Wow.

00:20:14.000 Well, you know what?

00:20:15.000 No, he's a strong guy.

00:20:16.000 He's a big, strong guy.

00:20:16.000 But he hasn't, you know, never touched a straight.

00:20:18.000 It's all natural.

00:20:20.000 So, Trevor Noah implied that not only, again, did Donald Trump keep people like Putin in line, but it almost seems in the subtext here that he may miss him?

00:20:32.000 He may be longing for him?

00:20:34.000 Watch.

00:20:35.000 There is no denying that Saudi Arabia isn't playing ball with Joe Biden.

00:20:39.000 And you know what?

00:20:40.000 You can say what you want, but this would have never happened to Donald Trump.

00:20:46.000 Never.

00:20:47.000 No one was ever ignoring Donald Trump's calls.

00:20:50.000 Yeah, because if you ignored Donald Trump's calls, you didn't know how he would respond.

00:20:55.000 Maybe he'd send an angry tweet, or maybe he'd just, like, ban your country from everything.

00:20:59.000 You don't know!

00:21:01.000 That's why I bet in these situations, Biden actually wishes that he could hire Trump to step in as President Wildcard.

00:21:06.000 You know, just keep everyone on their toes.

00:21:09.000 Because if Trump was calling, you best believe the UAE, they'd be racing to pick up the phone.

00:21:13.000 Oh, Mr. Trump!

00:21:13.000 Mr. Trump, we're here!

00:21:14.000 We're here!

00:21:15.000 Hello?

00:21:15.000 Too late, Ahmed!

00:21:16.000 You made me wait two rings.

00:21:18.000 We're bombing the UAE and the UFC, just in case.

00:21:24.000 I mean, that's literally the words that we used was he kept them on their toes.

00:21:29.000 So you know what?

00:21:30.000 Comment, comment.

00:21:30.000 Do you think Trevor Noah is secretly based, or do you think that maybe now... Here's what I think is happening.

00:21:37.000 They always wanted to make it seem as though they were rebelling against the man, right?

00:21:40.000 And it's pretty tough to do that when you run Hollywood, when you run media, when you run most of Washington, D.C., including a lot of the Republicans, right?

00:21:48.000 When you run education, all of these institutions, and you just, you have one scapegoat with Donald Trump, but you can still claim like, yeah, yeah, yeah, we're sticking it to the man because Donald Trump is the authority figure.

00:21:58.000 And now at this point they control everything, and I think they realize that it's maybe not Conducive toward reaching a young audience to do the bidding of a 94 year old geriatric incontinent president.

00:22:11.000 So I think, I think at this point they're just saying, well, we, okay, we have to do a little bit of a give and take.

00:22:17.000 I don't think he's secretly based.

00:22:18.000 I think what he just said is true.

00:22:19.000 It echoes what we've been saying for years.

00:22:21.000 But I think right now they're probably getting some, some focus studies from Frank Luntz and his awful sneakers and toupee saying people don't like it when you just go out and do the bidding for the white house.

00:22:30.000 Right, well the truth is too obvious now.

00:22:32.000 What he said is absolutely true.

00:22:34.000 The UAE would pick up the phone if Donald Trump called.

00:22:37.000 Period.

00:22:37.000 Done.

00:22:38.000 That would happen.

00:22:39.000 Russia did not invade Ukraine under Donald Trump.

00:22:41.000 This is the truth.

00:22:41.000 Period.

00:22:42.000 He's just saying what we already know.

00:22:44.000 Today, if they were on the phone with former Vice President Joe Biden today, and they had a call waiting from Donald Trump, they'd be like, Hello?

00:22:51.000 Hello?

00:22:51.000 Former Vice President?

00:22:52.000 I have to call you back.

00:22:52.000 And they would go straight.

00:22:54.000 To Donald Trump.

00:22:55.000 I think even the emasculated men on the left appreciate a firm hand in the tiller of the ship.

00:23:00.000 I think they feel safer, even if they don't admit it.

00:23:03.000 Yeah.

00:23:04.000 Well, I also think Trevor Noah should steer clear of doing impressions.

00:23:09.000 Why don't they help the guy out?

00:23:10.000 Give him some cutaways.

00:23:11.000 Something to give him some company.

00:23:13.000 Well, they did.

00:23:14.000 Darren, that's the A game.

00:23:17.000 They put a flag up over his head while he did some magic.

00:23:19.000 Like I said, that's as good as it gets.

00:23:21.000 Wow.

00:23:22.000 For 20 mil, that's all he gets?

00:23:23.000 Yeah, I know.

00:23:24.000 I'm not bitter about it.

00:23:27.000 Hey, speaking of which, by the way, loudearthcutter.com.

00:23:29.000 Dave's not here, but Dave and I are on tour.

00:23:32.000 You can go and check him out there.

00:23:34.000 I don't know if there are tickets to Tulsa, they might... So we still have some Tulsa tickets left, so you can go on the website for that, but really promoting the second show, June 18th, Colorado Springs, Colorado, that link should be live later today.

00:23:43.000 That's right, there's a second show that should be live, because many of you were complaining that the show sold out too quickly, so June 18th, Colorado Springs, we've added a second show.

00:23:50.000 We will see you there, loudmouthcrowder.com slash tour.

00:23:52.000 Okay, here's something with Kamala Harris I wanted to talk about, because I didn't know that this was possible.

00:23:56.000 You know what I'm about to talk about there, Pops Crowder.

00:23:58.000 It was surprising.

00:24:02.000 Really?

00:24:02.000 Surprising?

00:24:03.000 Dave just called this morning.

00:24:04.000 He's like, what?

00:24:04.000 He was half asleep.

00:24:05.000 I gotta be in third chair?

00:24:05.000 Huh?

00:24:09.000 You'll understand why I was so surprised because I didn't... I'm jealous and you'll understand why.

00:24:14.000 So over the weekend she was asked A question about inflation and just gave this absolutely bizarre, nonsensical answer that had nothing to do with it.

00:24:24.000 Now, to be fair, I'll go into where she kind of addressed it later on, but this is the unedited sequence of events with the question and her answer.

00:24:33.000 This is why people are calling her visit an embarrassment watch.

00:24:36.000 President Biden has said that Americans will feel some pain for the sake of defending freedom and liberty, but there does seem to be no end game in sight.

00:24:45.000 How long should Americans expect?

00:24:47.000 How long should we be bracing for this really sort of historic inflation and some unprecedented gas prices?

00:24:59.000 In terms of the discussions that the President Yohannes and I had, they ranged in subject

00:25:12.000 including the issue of the Black Sea and I'll let him explain in more detail as he would

00:25:17.000 like but we are again fully aware and apprised because we are in constant communication with

00:25:27.000 the President with his administration here about the concerns that they have about the

00:25:32.000 entire region and frankly the vulnerability.

00:25:34.000 Thank you.

00:25:35.000 I have to do is look at the map and and see that that where Romania exists geographically and as is the case for our allies on the eastern flank that there are potential vulnerabilities which is why we say very clearly we will dedicate and have been especially enhancing over the last few weeks our support based on their current needs.

00:26:08.000 You can do that?

00:26:10.000 What?

00:26:13.000 Wait, can you do that in marriage?

00:26:16.000 No.

00:26:16.000 Where were you?

00:26:17.000 Yeah, I actually think that the chicken piccata you made last night was pretty good.

00:26:20.000 A little salty, but I do appreciate that you made it, and I'm going to bed.

00:26:25.000 No, no, no.

00:26:25.000 Where were you?

00:26:26.000 Yeah, no, you know, typically I prefer veal piccata, but you know what?

00:26:30.000 The way you dressed it up was pretty good.

00:26:31.000 So I'm going to bed.

00:26:33.000 Love you.

00:26:33.000 I didn't know you could just not answer the question.

00:26:36.000 I didn't just move on to something else and also answer that would-be question poorly.

00:26:42.000 Yeah.

00:26:43.000 Well, if you look at the map, you'll see that the proximity to hell means, you know, that might be hot.

00:26:48.000 Yeah, exactly.

00:26:49.000 When she feels the fires of hell in her soul on a daily basis.

00:26:53.000 She's very familiar with it.

00:26:54.000 Now, here's the thing.

00:26:56.000 There was a question that was asked of her, and before that there was a question asked of the Romanian president, and she instead decided, I want to answer the Romanian president's question.

00:27:06.000 Even though I don't know what I'm talking about.

00:27:09.000 But to be fair, she got to it a little bit later on on the inflation.

00:27:14.000 It's not much better.

00:27:15.000 And this is Biden's backstop.

00:27:16.000 We have the unfortunate experience, all of us right now who are not in Ukraine, of witnessing horror.

00:27:26.000 Like a wind-up robot.

00:27:27.000 So we are committed in everything we are doing.

00:27:31.000 And yes, then the president did say in the State of the Union, There is a price to pay for democracy.

00:27:39.000 You gotta stand with your friends.

00:27:45.000 And as everybody knows, even in your personal life.

00:27:49.000 That's it, that's the answer.

00:27:50.000 Being loyal to those friendships, based on common principles and values, sometimes it's difficult.

00:27:58.000 Often it ain't easy.

00:27:59.000 She's getting folksy now.

00:28:01.000 It ain't easy.

00:28:01.000 But that's what the friendship is about, based on shared values.

00:28:06.000 So that's what we're doing.

00:28:07.000 It ain't easy.

00:28:08.000 She went back to her days of having her city board with Willie Brown.

00:28:14.000 Whorein' ain't easy, mama! 1.00

00:28:15.000 Whorein' ain't easy! 1.00

00:28:17.000 I didn't like that girl in high school, much less as vice president. 0.90

00:28:21.000 Sometimes it ain't easy.

00:28:22.000 It ain't easy, baby.

00:28:25.000 Like, why you do this in Romania?

00:28:28.000 I do not like this.

00:28:29.000 What is she doing? 0.97

00:28:30.000 By the way, are you Indian or are you black? 0.95

00:28:32.000 I don't understand.

00:28:32.000 I thought your singing would be... I don't know what you are.

00:28:36.000 Oh, thank God.

00:28:37.000 She knows Romania close to Russia.

00:28:39.000 Starting point.

00:28:40.000 By the way, I can make you president if you sleep with me in trailer. 1.00

00:28:43.000 So...

00:28:46.000 What is that plaintiff whale in her voice that she, right in the cusp of tears, that she's hoping will join her in her emotion?

00:28:53.000 Yeah.

00:28:53.000 Does it all the time.

00:28:53.000 Which is very difficult when you're a sociopath and you don't have the emotion.

00:29:00.000 She's going through her mental Rolodex, kind of like in Terminator 2 where he said, give me your clothes, your bike, and your boots.

00:29:04.000 She's going, okay, how do human beings respond?

00:29:08.000 Whale, it ain't easy.

00:29:13.000 The least popular candidate in the history, well, certainly in all of the primaries.

00:29:18.000 I'd like to say in the history of primaries, but I don't really know.

00:29:20.000 That could be John Kasich for Republicans.

00:29:22.000 I mean, no one likes you, Kasich, but she is worse than Kasich for the Democrats, and she was made vice president.

00:29:28.000 And sent over there to do that.

00:29:31.000 And they drummed Chelsea Gabbard out of the Corps. 1.00

00:29:34.000 Well, yeah, of course.

00:29:35.000 Anybody but her.

00:29:37.000 But I get it.

00:29:37.000 It's the price we pay for democracy, I see.

00:29:40.000 How else would we have the safest election in the history of electioning?

00:29:46.000 Safe and secure.

00:29:47.000 Democracy, right.

00:29:48.000 Yeah, because Ukraine is a bastion of democracy and freedom.

00:29:52.000 It's not like there was a government that was effectively installed that people also wanted here in the West.

00:29:57.000 It's not like here in the United States.

00:29:59.000 You forced people to wear masks and you tried to enforce vaccine mandates and you tried to enforce vaccine passports and you locked down businesses indefinitely.

00:30:09.000 So no, yeah, democracy.

00:30:10.000 This is what they always say.

00:30:11.000 They always say democracy.

00:30:12.000 They don't really care about freedom.

00:30:15.000 No.

00:30:15.000 And we are not a democracy.

00:30:17.000 You can't be free in a true democracy.

00:30:19.000 A true democracy is mob rule.

00:30:21.000 That's why we are a constitutional republic, a democratic republic.

00:30:23.000 You can't just have democracy where you vote on everything.

00:30:26.000 Because guess what?

00:30:27.000 That makes it too easy to pander and give people free stuff.

00:30:30.000 You know, like you're doing.

00:30:31.000 Your entire platform.

00:30:32.000 Yeah, that's the entire platform.

00:30:34.000 Which also brings us to, really, we're talking about freedom, right?

00:30:37.000 Democracy.

00:30:38.000 Sorry, see, I'm still thinking about freedom.

00:30:41.000 The real thing, yeah.

00:30:41.000 Yeah, the real thing.

00:30:42.000 Freedom is what matters.

00:30:43.000 Anyone who uses the term equity instead of equality, discount what they say.

00:30:48.000 Bye.

00:30:49.000 That's it. 0.93

00:30:49.000 It's a silly thing. 0.93

00:30:51.000 You can either have equality or you can have equity.

00:30:53.000 Equity has to be enforced at the expense of equality.

00:30:56.000 Just to be clear.

00:30:57.000 And it's the same thing when these people say democracy, democracy, democracy.

00:31:00.000 They use democracy at the cost of freedom.

00:31:02.000 They say, well, most people want You to be taxed and pay for socialized health care.

00:31:07.000 Well, hold on.

00:31:08.000 That's not constitutional right.

00:31:10.000 Well, most people don't believe that you should be able to have a semi-automatic rifle.

00:31:15.000 I don't care what most people say because freedom.

00:31:19.000 They want democracy in their graven image at the cost of freedom.

00:31:24.000 Notice the language.

00:31:25.000 They say equity.

00:31:26.000 They don't say equality.

00:31:27.000 They focus on democracy because freedom is like garlic to a vampire.

00:31:33.000 Sniff test, right?

00:31:34.000 I want you to think about looking at these things, looking at these issues critically.

00:31:38.000 When they're saying, oh, saying, when they're spouting, when they're regurgitating the talking points, be aware of the language that they use and why they use it.

00:31:48.000 There's a specific reason they discuss democracy, usually, sometimes you'll hear them pepper freedom in there before they go right back to democracy, but they want democracy and they want to be, hey, where are the people, this is one thing I don't understand, where are all the people who bitched about the United States being the world police?

00:32:04.000 They're busy.

00:32:05.000 Covid.

00:32:06.000 Yeah.

00:32:07.000 Something.

00:32:07.000 Trump.

00:32:08.000 There we go.

00:32:08.000 Where are they?

00:32:09.000 Right?

00:32:10.000 No new wars under Donald Trump.

00:32:12.000 And right now we're talking about disastrous foreign policy with Afghanistan.

00:32:15.000 We're talking about disastrous foreign policy right now with Russia.

00:32:18.000 And people are saying, yeah, I stand with Ukraine.

00:32:21.000 Well, hold on a second.

00:32:22.000 We're all the people.

00:32:23.000 We shouldn't be the police of the world when we're going into Afghanistan hunting the Taliban. 0.83

00:32:27.000 You can agree or disagree with that if you want to be a consistent sort of non-interventionist, but when you say that's wrong and no war for oil and now we'd have to stand with Ukraine, why?

00:32:38.000 Why?

00:32:38.000 It's a simple question.

00:32:39.000 You guys can comment below.

00:32:40.000 I understand there are reasonable people on both sides of the Ukraine issue.

00:32:44.000 However, I don't think it's possible to hold an anti-war position or say that the United States should not be the police of the world It's a convenient distraction.

00:32:53.000 stand with Ukraine in supporting us going into another potentially endless war. I'm 0.86

00:32:56.000 just wondering where those folks have gone to. Team America, World Police, great film

00:33:00.000 by the way, but it was a sentiment of a lot of people. Why are we going into these countries

00:33:03.000 and interfering? Now it seems like everyone's ready to do it. Because it's not your life.

00:33:08.000 Just like you're ready to spend someone else's money, you're ready to, you know, you're ready

00:33:11.000 to expend someone else's life.

00:33:14.000 It's a convenient distraction. Imagine this happening at the beginning of Biden's term.

00:33:18.000 I think it would be very different. Yeah.

00:33:20.000 I think it would be decidedly different if it's happening at the beginning of his term because right now, like I said, they have nothing to play on for the midterms at all.

00:33:29.000 It is going to be a shellacking, they said.

00:33:31.000 I just want to quote Jake Tapper or Chuck Todd on that one.

00:33:34.000 Chuck Todd with his penciled-on beard to try and fool you into thinking that he has a chin like we don't know what you're up to!

00:33:42.000 And so this is a convenient distraction.

00:33:44.000 They're going to warmonger just enough, because they're not actually going to want to go in.

00:33:48.000 I don't think the Democrats would support that.

00:33:50.000 I think they're going to support sanctions as much as possible.

00:33:52.000 They want to try and paint anyone who doesn't support war as a Putin puppet, as a shill for Putin, just like they tried to say that Putin hacked the election.

00:34:01.000 Jen Psaki just said that when she was talking with TikTok influencers the other day.

00:34:04.000 She's like, of course we know the 2016 election was hacked by Russia.

00:34:07.000 Oh boy.

00:34:08.000 Do you think she believes that?

00:34:10.000 Do you think she knows better?

00:34:12.000 This is the issue.

00:34:13.000 It really comes down to it at a certain point.

00:34:14.000 These are verifiable lies or verifiable inaccuracies.

00:34:18.000 So the only question left is, is it a lie or is it ignorance?

00:34:23.000 That's where we are.

00:34:24.000 That's the only question left.

00:34:25.000 Okay.

00:34:26.000 Which brings us now discussing this issue with you.

00:34:30.000 It's this week's segment of Insane in the Ukraine.

00:34:33.000 Those are not functional shirts at all.

00:34:44.000 No, they're not.

00:34:45.000 They barely cover anything.

00:34:46.000 No, it's really more of a, it's just, it's dressing.

00:34:50.000 That's not very absorbent.

00:34:51.000 No, they're not very absorbent, and believe me, they will sweat.

00:34:51.000 Yeah.

00:34:58.000 It's like when you have those awful table napkins, you know what I mean?

00:35:01.000 They're like polyester for Christmas and you just end up smearing stuffing all over your face.

00:35:04.000 Yeah, exactly.

00:35:06.000 Yeah, glad we pulled out the good stuff. 0.98

00:35:08.000 You look like a cannibal with cranberry sauce and blood all over your mouth. 0.81

00:35:12.000 What happened? 0.98

00:35:13.000 What is this?

00:35:14.000 Why is there lacquer on this napkin?

00:35:17.000 Napkins shouldn't have lacquer.

00:35:19.000 Alright, so you were telling me about this too.

00:35:21.000 Everyone was discussing Elon Musk, just kind of as a jumping off point.

00:35:24.000 I love it.

00:35:25.000 What did he do?

00:35:25.000 So basically, Elon Musk, he's not pulled any punches lately on Twitter.

00:35:29.000 He's almost become like the Donald Trump of Twitter, except without being quite as mean as Donald Trump.

00:35:34.000 But he basically said today, I hereby challenge Vladimir Putin to single combat, and the stakes are Ukraine. 1.00

00:35:42.000 He would get his ass kicked immediately. 0.99

00:35:43.000 He probably would, but I think it's hilarious that he said it. 1.00

00:35:46.000 Didn't he do any research?

00:35:48.000 Well, I think he did, but somebody actually, I went through the timeline a little bit, and somebody said something to him like, are you serious?

00:35:53.000 Bro, I don't think you could do that.

00:35:54.000 Same thing you're saying, Putin, right?

00:35:56.000 He's like, I am 100% serious.

00:35:59.000 Does he mean unarmed?

00:36:01.000 I have no idea what he means, but I love it.

00:36:03.000 He wants to do it with flamethrowers.

00:36:04.000 He's going to send Starlink in, and then it all ends.

00:36:08.000 I think he's betting 20 years is enough of a gap that he can make up for any expertise.

00:36:14.000 I mean, I enjoy, though, that he's on there sticking it to Putin.

00:36:14.000 Yeah, I don't know.

00:36:17.000 I think it's fun.

00:36:18.000 And he followed it up, by the way, just because he wasn't getting the kind of response that he wanted.

00:36:22.000 Look, when you challenge somebody to a fight and they ignore you, you have to take it one step further or you walk away.

00:36:27.000 Right.

00:36:27.000 He took one step further and he actually tagged the official Kremlin account and said, do you agree to this battle?

00:36:33.000 He's serious.

00:36:34.000 Russia? 0.61

00:36:35.000 What you got?

00:36:36.000 Yeah.

00:36:37.000 And then they executed Julian Assange.

00:36:39.000 Well, that's not his fault.

00:36:40.000 They just made an example of him.

00:36:42.000 Putin's not impressed with Musk.

00:36:43.000 He also said, by the way, Elon Musk, we can't do this without nuclear energy when he was talking about this transitioning to fossil fuel free, an energy economy that's fossil fuel free.

00:36:52.000 He said we can't do it without nuclear.

00:36:54.000 Specifically, he's like, Europe right now should be building more nuclear power plants.

00:36:58.000 If you don't want to be dependent on Russian gas and oil or oil from the Middle East because you don't like the politics of some places, build the plants now.

00:37:05.000 He's just a mouthpiece for big oil, that Musk.

00:37:10.000 There's one thing I know about Tesla.

00:37:12.000 It's their mouthpiece for big oil.

00:37:13.000 I've seen Ferngully.

00:37:15.000 Also, Tesla just increased their prices and people are bitching about it.

00:37:18.000 What do you think when this administration told everybody to go out and buy an electric vehicle that they can't afford?

00:37:22.000 Yeah, and what about supply chain stuff?

00:37:24.000 Didn't you understand the prices of everything have gone up?

00:37:26.000 By the way, can we just say I like Teslas too?

00:37:28.000 I'm just like you, and this is not going to be flattering of Tesla, but couldn't it be like Tesla powered by coal?

00:37:33.000 That's the new tagline.

00:37:35.000 It's not like they don't have any nickel in them.

00:37:37.000 Nickel and all the other rare earth minerals.

00:37:40.000 Yeah, cobalt.

00:37:42.000 Got any cobalt mines around?

00:37:43.000 I don't know.

00:37:44.000 I don't even know how to mine cobalt.

00:37:44.000 I don't know.

00:37:46.000 If someone said, you are locked in this, you are locked in this tower until you learn how to mine cobalt.

00:37:52.000 And they left like a cobalt mine near me.

00:37:56.000 With all the tools that I needed.

00:37:58.000 In a tower?

00:37:59.000 It's a tower with a trap door to a cobalt mine, Gerald.

00:37:59.000 Yes.

00:38:01.000 Well, I didn't know.

00:38:02.000 In this situation, it's a very specific Tower architecture.

00:38:07.000 I'm not the architect.

00:38:08.000 I'm not the designer.

00:38:10.000 And they said, you will not get out here until you figure out how to mine cobalt.

00:38:14.000 You would just find a Steven Crowder-shaped skeleton 80 years from now.

00:38:17.000 You'd be Rapunzel.

00:38:18.000 Yeah, I'd be Rapunzel. 0.99

00:38:19.000 You would die and make sure you left your hand with the middle finger up just so when they came in they'd be a big F you. 0.97

00:38:26.000 Yes.

00:38:26.000 I had a cobalt ring at one point, and then I found out that, because I had a tungsten ring, and then I had a weird lip, and then I was like, oh, I'll get cobalt.

00:38:34.000 And then I found out that tungsten they crack, but cobalt they can't crack, but it's too hard for them to cut.

00:38:38.000 And they're like, yeah, by the way, with cobalt, they can only get it off with diamond cutters.

00:38:44.000 And then after the surgery, when I ballooned up and I couldn't get my ring off, I said, that's it!

00:38:48.000 That's it until I know that I'm one year through this and no more fluid retention. 1.00

00:38:53.000 The point is, it's stupid. 0.99

00:38:56.000 Less than a month into the invasion of Ukraine, Russia is apparently calling on China for military and financial assistance. 0.99

00:39:07.000 And this is coming from U.S.

00:39:08.000 officials that they've asked Beijing.

00:39:11.000 And also, they were just talking about it on CNN, but hold on a second.

00:39:13.000 Oh, hold on a second.

00:39:14.000 Right now on CNN, they're saying, Pfizer, fourth dose of COVID vaccine.

00:39:19.000 Pfizer's like, hey!

00:39:20.000 Hey! 0.99

00:39:21.000 Still good about us?

00:39:23.000 You know, we measure this stuff quarter to quarter.

00:39:24.000 Yeah, guys.

00:39:26.000 I got a stock price to keep going.

00:39:27.000 I mean, they're still advertising on CNN.

00:39:30.000 Yeah, they still are.

00:39:31.000 Joe Louis, go back to your bed here, buddy.

00:39:32.000 That was my fault.

00:39:33.000 I got a little animated.

00:39:34.000 Did you get Joe Louis?

00:39:35.000 No, that's me.

00:39:36.000 Joe Louis.

00:39:36.000 There he is.

00:39:37.000 Back to your bed.

00:39:38.000 Joe Louis.

00:39:39.000 No.

00:39:40.000 Place.

00:39:40.000 All right.

00:39:42.000 Down.

00:39:43.000 Good boy.

00:39:44.000 Because after all, Russia needs more money and military power to beat up on a defenseless neighbor.

00:39:49.000 Well, it is embarrassing for them.

00:39:50.000 They're doing so poorly.

00:39:52.000 How many bets do you think Putin lost?

00:39:54.000 He's like, Ukraine, who wants to take bets two days? 1.00

00:40:01.000 It's a great way to get a scouting report on the other team.

00:40:04.000 You get to see how poorly they perform in game time.

00:40:08.000 Well, the myth of the Russian military is just a bunch of drunken conscripts. 0.73

00:40:11.000 That's what people don't understand.

00:40:13.000 People think of this Russian super soldier.

00:40:15.000 Often, like the IDF, people will often say, oh, I do Krav Maga because I don't know if you notice the Israeli Defense Forces.

00:40:15.000 It's not true.

00:40:21.000 It's like, yeah, but they all have to do it.

00:40:22.000 The reason that they do some of the things they do, for example, carrying Israeli style, is because Gal Gadot is going to go in and has no interest in learning firearm safety, so they have to reduce it to the lowest common denominator.

00:40:32.000 People think it's like everyone there is the most effective fighting soldier.

00:40:35.000 No, it's not really true.

00:40:36.000 The Russians, they like to get drunk and, you know, they can't even beat Ukraine. 1.00

00:40:41.000 Well, the IDF soldiers run out and poke you in the eye. 0.88

00:40:43.000 Yeah.

00:40:45.000 That works.

00:40:47.000 You'll never see it coming.

00:40:48.000 Look, I don't know if this will get us banned from YouTube because I'm revealing military secrets, but if this to IVF soldiers, no can defend.

00:40:48.000 It's true.

00:40:58.000 It's far too dangerous to practice, Stephen.

00:41:02.000 Just don't do it.

00:41:03.000 Even the National Security Advisor, Jake Sullivan, vowed swift retaliation if Beijing were to aid Moscow, right? 0.50

00:41:11.000 Would you sanction China if they did help out Russia?

00:41:17.000 I'm not going to sit here publicly and brandish threats, but what I will tell you is that we are communicating directly, privately to Beijing that there will absolutely be consequences for sanctions, evasion efforts, or support to Russia to backfill them.

00:41:35.000 We will not allow that to go forward and allow there to be a lifeline to Russia from these economic sanctions from any country anywhere in the world.

00:41:45.000 But I thought he said he wasn't going to sit there and brandish threats.

00:41:48.000 We will not allow this to happen.

00:41:48.000 Right.

00:41:50.000 That's like Toobin saying, I'm not going to sit here and show you my penis. 1.00

00:41:54.000 Or sit here and brandish. 1.00

00:41:55.000 Yes.

00:41:56.000 I'm not going to sit here and brandish my wiener.

00:41:58.000 What does he think that's doing then?

00:41:59.000 No, no, no, no, no, no.

00:42:01.000 They have to sit under the crippling economic sanctions that have closed their stock market for weeks, that have made the ruble valueless pretty much just to be thrown out into the streets, and have caused protests in their country where they know they'll be killed for protesting.

00:42:13.000 But if they so much as ask somebody for help.

00:42:15.000 Yeah.

00:42:16.000 What did you think would... By the way, they were totally fine with sharing intelligence with China before the invasion.

00:42:16.000 That is not a threat.

00:42:22.000 We've talked about that, right?

00:42:23.000 I don't know if you remember this, but they shared intelligence with China, and now they're like, ah, if you ask for China for help... And here's the thing, who could have predicted that this war might push, and specifically the sanctions, specifically the actions being taken that were squeezing them, who could have predicted that this might push Moscow closer to Beijing and thrust Russia into the arms of an unnatural ally, China?

00:42:44.000 You're going to have to learn how to live differently.

00:42:47.000 Last week, I think, was it last week that we reported Visa and MasterCard?

00:42:51.000 Visa and MasterCard and a slew of other companies, but this one specifically on the financial side, they pulled out of Russia and basically what that did is that pushed Russia into the arms of China again with UnionPay.

00:43:00.000 How so?

00:43:01.000 Oh, UnionPay, the Chinese... Yes, exactly. 1.00

00:43:03.000 It's state-owned.

00:43:05.000 Well, yeah.

00:43:06.000 It's Chinese state-owned, the payment system.

00:43:08.000 Russia and China should not be allies. 0.69

00:43:10.000 Yeah.

00:43:10.000 They should hate each other because Russia now is vehemently anti-communist.

00:43:14.000 At least that's what Putin says.

00:43:15.000 But we've seen them now creating these alliances.

00:43:17.000 We talked about the wheat embargo.

00:43:19.000 That's a big deal.

00:43:19.000 Yeah.

00:43:20.000 Selling a ton of it there, right?

00:43:21.000 Selling a ton of oil.

00:43:23.000 Well, I'm surprised we pulled the clip from March 9th.

00:43:25.000 We probably could have pulled the one from, like, February 1st.

00:43:29.000 This was the highlight of what we had said already.

00:43:29.000 But that works, too.

00:43:32.000 Yeah.

00:43:32.000 That was a recap of what we've been saying for months.

00:43:35.000 And here we are.

00:43:36.000 This is the problem.

00:43:38.000 You either are all in with war.

00:43:39.000 You've heard me say this many times.

00:43:40.000 You either are all in or you need to be all out.

00:43:43.000 You can't just sort of, you're basically declaring war without declaring war.

00:43:47.000 That's the problem with these economic sanctions.

00:43:49.000 This is what, you end up creating alliances, and you talked about this, I mean, back in February, maybe, yeah, certainly in February, you know, Russia and Germany going into World War II.

00:43:59.000 Yeah, in World War I they were, I mean, Bitter, bitter enemies.

00:44:02.000 Germany basically defeated and crushed the Russian military in World War I, and signed off with them very early on, saying, you know, like, this is done, right? 0.66

00:44:10.000 Because we've just beaten the crap out of you guys, and so we had to have the United States come in. 0.94

00:44:14.000 And so you think, what, less than 20 years later, down the road, you've got this same situation developing, and you would think, okay, obviously it's basically the same teams, right?

00:44:22.000 No!

00:44:23.000 They signed an armistice with them, or not an armistice, sorry, they signed a non-aggression treaty with them, and that's the same kind of stuff where you're looking at politics and you're looking at kind of the economic situation in the world and going, we're driving these people into unnatural alliances that they will accept for a time.

00:44:38.000 For the record, Germany didn't honor that.

00:44:40.000 Well, I mean... I had my fingers crossed!

00:44:44.000 Well, and they went through Ukraine not to honor it, so that seems to be the pathway.

00:44:49.000 The Ukraine, as we call it, the path, as we call it, the route to dominating Russia. 0.97

00:44:49.000 I'm not sure what's going to happen. 0.97

00:44:55.000 Bah! 0.97

00:44:56.000 Well, and you made a really good point about economic sanctions being war.

00:44:59.000 Do you remember when Japan bombed Pearl Harbor, obviously?

00:45:01.000 Oh, I wasn't there, but I believe it happened.

00:45:03.000 No, and we talked about one of the reasons for that is that 80% of Japanese oil was coming from the United States, and then we started to move on the place they were getting the rest of their oil from, or at least a large portion of it.

00:45:13.000 I'm not saying that they were justified in attacking us, but when you back somebody into a corner, you typically leave them no other option than to go to war with you.

00:45:22.000 And economic sanctions will do that, especially if they can align with somebody like China and China... And the truth is, what should have happened, is if we look at World War II, is the United States, if they were going to stop supplying oil, should have immediately struck Japan. 0.79

00:45:22.000 Right? 0.79

00:45:35.000 Should have immediately engaged.

00:45:36.000 In other words, they were half in, they were half out, and we ended up with Pearl Harbor where the war came to our shores.

00:45:40.000 Because a lot of people don't realize we were taking actions economically.

00:45:44.000 There were sanctions, but the war came to our doorstep.

00:45:46.000 That's ultimately what happens.

00:45:47.000 You push them into a corner and then they feel like they've got to strike first as far as violence.

00:45:52.000 Otherwise, they have no other options.

00:45:55.000 So if you're going to do that, for example, with Japan, it would have been a good example.

00:45:58.000 You say, all right, that's it.

00:45:59.000 We can't support these guys anymore.

00:46:00.000 And you go to war.

00:46:01.000 You don't halfway do it.

00:46:03.000 It's not a measure that works.

00:46:04.000 It's not an approach that works.

00:46:05.000 And I'm just wondering where all the anti-war people have gone.

00:46:09.000 Yeah, they're busy.

00:46:09.000 They're busy.

00:46:12.000 And on Sunday, two Russian—what was it we were talking about?

00:46:15.000 Russian missiles hit a base in western Ukraine.

00:46:17.000 You probably know about this, but I want to talk more about Poland.

00:46:20.000 Yeah, yeah.

00:46:20.000 So they hit near Poland and a lot of people are freaking out.

00:46:23.000 It killed 35 people.

00:46:24.000 Right.

00:46:24.000 It was just miles from the Polish border, but I want to talk about something that isn't necessarily what everyone is discussing regarding Poland.

00:46:32.000 I don't think that Russia wants to go into Poland, but let's play this clip first. 0.65

00:46:36.000 Breaking this morning, at least 35 people are dead, 134 injured after a deadly airstrike against a military base near Lviv in western Ukraine.

00:46:46.000 The strike hits an international peacekeeping and security center just about 20 miles from Ukraine's border with Poland.

00:46:52.000 This comes a day after Russian tanks rolled through the streets of Mariupol.

00:46:56.000 Ukrainian soldiers took cover inside buildings as people ducked behind whatever they could find to protect themselves.

00:47:02.000 The city has been left for days without power and water.

00:47:06.000 Just to be clear, of course, you'd be a heartless prick to not have any feelings of empathy watching that.

00:47:12.000 I want to be clear, right?

00:47:14.000 Not a mouthpiece for Putin right here.

00:47:18.000 That's awful to see.

00:47:19.000 Of course.

00:47:20.000 Now, that being said, the concern here, right, is you were saying... Yeah, a lot of people think that the very next step for Russia is to go into a place like Poland and not stop with Ukraine, and I don't know that that is 100% what they're thinking or even 100% what the people on maybe my side of the line would say is actually going to happen, but it's a real possibility and threat in the back of our minds going, okay, he's crazy enough to go into Ukraine.

00:47:42.000 I don't view Poland as much more of an obstacle than maybe Ukraine. 1.00

00:47:42.000 Right. 1.00

00:47:47.000 I know they are better prepared.

00:47:48.000 You're absolutely incorrect.

00:47:50.000 You are absolutely incorrect.

00:47:52.000 Poland would put up a much more significant fight than Ukraine for a couple of reasons.

00:47:55.000 First off, Poland is like that kid. 1.00

00:47:58.000 They were forced to eat a lot of crap. 0.99

00:48:00.000 You look at World War II, they sort of became a mockery. 0.99

00:48:02.000 All the World War. 0.61

00:48:05.000 Come on, don't rub it in.

00:48:06.000 Listen!

00:48:06.000 They've had it tough enough.

00:48:06.000 Sorry.

00:48:08.000 Then the Polak jokes. 1.00

00:48:09.000 We're sorry, Poland. 1.00

00:48:10.000 Hamtramck, you guys had your own spot there in Michigan, now you hear the call to prayer.

00:48:14.000 Sorry, we don't know where you guys have to go.

00:48:17.000 But Poland, it's like that kid in the Teddy Atlas cutout you used to get in comic books where, you know, the bully kicks sand in his face and steals his girlfriend, and then he comes back after doing his Teddy... Sorry, Teddy Atlas, not Teddy Atlas. 0.87

00:48:28.000 What was it?

00:48:29.000 Charles.

00:48:30.000 Teddy Atlas is the trainer for Mike Tyson.

00:48:30.000 Charles Atlas.

00:48:32.000 I'm older than dirt.

00:48:33.000 Yeah, Charles Atlas.

00:48:34.000 And the kid comes back after doing the Charles Atlas isometrics. 0.88

00:48:37.000 He's like, unhand my girlfriend, bully!

00:48:40.000 Because she can't make her own decisions. 0.78

00:48:42.000 And then he takes the girl back.

00:48:45.000 Yeah, but that's Poland. 0.97

00:48:47.000 Poland has been through so much crap, and they made the conscious decision, they said, never again.

00:48:52.000 And they've done that with a lot of sort of international governing bodies, too, where they've said, no, we're not going to play your game with rules. 0.97

00:48:59.000 Your game's out there.

00:49:00.000 We are not going to let this happen again.

00:49:02.000 I guarantee you, also with Poland, unlike Ukraine, a lot of people think that Ukraine, they think that everybody there is happy to fight for that government.

00:49:08.000 That's not true.

00:49:09.000 That's not true.

00:49:10.000 They're divided in Ukraine.

00:49:11.000 There are a lot of people who understand the corruption of their government.

00:49:14.000 The people in Poland know what they're fighting for as well.

00:49:16.000 Not only are they better trained, not only are they extremely capable, sort of like Taiwan. 0.86

00:49:20.000 When you look at the numbers, Taiwan and China, you think they have no chance.

00:49:22.000 Actually, the more you look into it, sure, the United States will need to help them, but they have been setting a strategy up for years because it's something that they've been expecting.

00:49:29.000 So has Poland. 0.97

00:49:31.000 And I guarantee you, in Poland, they wouldn't have to create a law that bars military-aged men from leaving, because they will sit there, dig their heels into Polish soil, and fight.

00:49:41.000 And I think that cannot be underestimated. 0.98

00:49:44.000 If you think that Ukraine was an embarrassment for Russia, and they try to do some shit with Poland, it's going to be a problem. 0.99

00:49:49.000 They've been watching this. 0.99

00:49:50.000 They're stretching out.

00:49:51.000 They're getting ready.

00:49:52.000 Yeah.

00:49:53.000 It wouldn't be easy.

00:49:54.000 And they have Mariusz Pudonowski.

00:49:56.000 Yes, they do have Mariusz Pudonowski.

00:49:58.000 Who's that?

00:49:59.000 He was one of the world's strongest men a while ago.

00:50:00.000 Is he Polish?

00:50:01.000 What is he going to do?

00:50:01.000 Get a picture up there.

00:50:02.000 Are you sure he's Polish?

00:50:03.000 No, he's going to be that, I challenge you to fight.

00:50:05.000 Yes.

00:50:06.000 Oh, he's their champion?

00:50:07.000 He would be better than Elon Musk.

00:50:09.000 Yeah, he would be better than Elon Musk.

00:50:11.000 Well, now look, I know that they're prepared, and I know that they've seen this coming for a long time, but so did the French prior to World War II, right?

00:50:16.000 They said, never again.

00:50:17.000 We're never going to let World War I happen again. 0.98

00:50:19.000 So they obviously, listen, if they tell you to build a wall on the border, don't.

00:50:22.000 Yeah, but they're the French. 0.95

00:50:23.000 As you know, Line Part 2 doesn't work.

00:50:25.000 I get it.

00:50:26.000 But what I'm saying is, look, even if Poland is prepared, how prepared can they possibly be against a completely unleashed Russian military?

00:50:36.000 Right now, I think Russia might be pulling some of their punches. 0.99

00:50:38.000 I think they are very inept. 0.99

00:50:40.000 I think we've seen that. 0.98

00:50:41.000 Obviously, the supply chain issues that they've had, getting fuel, you know, to tanks to be able to move in a convoy.

00:50:46.000 Kind of an important detail to make sure you have sorted out.

00:50:48.000 Some drunken Russian pouring vegetable oil into the house. 1.00

00:50:50.000 Why does it not run?

00:50:52.000 Hey, morale too, Gerald.

00:50:54.000 No, I agree.

00:50:55.000 It doesn't sit well when you're camped out in a freeway with no gas.

00:50:59.000 Drinking Texas vodka from Chernobyl.

00:51:01.000 Well now, here's the problem.

00:51:02.000 You're sitting out in a freeway in a war zone and you don't get picked off.

00:51:06.000 Right. 0.88

00:51:07.000 What the hell? 0.95

00:51:09.000 It's just like sitting ducks. 0.88

00:51:10.000 It's like, hey, we're going to hang out for a week.

00:51:11.000 I mean, you can target us if you want.

00:51:14.000 We can't go anywhere.

00:51:15.000 What happened?

00:51:15.000 What is this?

00:51:16.000 What's that sound?

00:51:18.000 I think it's a ricochet.

00:51:19.000 What is this?

00:51:20.000 You weren't trained at all, were you?

00:51:21.000 I was drinking heavily.

00:51:23.000 We've packed vodka.

00:51:24.000 There he is.

00:51:25.000 He is Polish.

00:51:26.000 He is Polish.

00:51:27.000 He'll be able to fight three guys.

00:51:28.000 He'll be waiting at the border.

00:51:30.000 By the way, he's as natural as the rock.

00:51:33.000 So here's something else.

00:51:34.000 Again, my question has been where are all the anti-war activists?

00:51:37.000 People now are saying, oh, Poland, Poland.

00:51:40.000 What's going to happen to Poland? 0.98

00:51:41.000 We need to go in and defend Poland. 1.00

00:51:42.000 This is something that you may not know about.

00:51:45.000 People only do this when it's politically expedient, because the EU, you look at the UN, how they've been constantly trying to shame Poland and the world stage, places like Poland, places like Hungary, why?

00:51:56.000 For being nationalists, for being, I don't mean white nationalists, ethno-nationalists, I mean believing in borders.

00:52:01.000 I mean Poland saying, we're not going to take Mass numbers of migrants here saying, no, we're not going to be subjugated here to your LGBTQ international agenda.

00:52:11.000 So now these same people are saying, oh, we're all Poland.

00:52:14.000 We're all Ukraine.

00:52:15.000 But hold on a second.

00:52:16.000 Just recently, you tried to, you basically tried to censure Poland on the national stage.

00:52:21.000 Let me read this to you.

00:52:22.000 A lot of you may not know this.

00:52:23.000 All references available at lightoffcredit.com.

00:52:24.000 This is according to the EU.

00:52:28.000 Poland and Hungary are not respecting common EU laws and are accused of curbing the freedom of courts, media, and academics.

00:52:35.000 In addition, they are accused of depriving LGBTQ plus people and migrants of their rights.

00:52:42.000 So how did Hungary deprive LGBTQ people of their rights?

00:52:46.000 Because keep in mind, the EU, right?

00:52:47.000 This is a pretty powerful entity.

00:52:49.000 Yeah.

00:52:49.000 A pretty powerful coalition is saying, you're denying these people of rights, you're violating human rights.

00:52:54.000 Well, really it turns out that Hungary passed a law banning the teaching of LGBTQIAIP information to minors.

00:53:01.000 In Poland, there have been a hundred regions that have declared themselves LGBTQ ideology free zones.

00:53:07.000 I'm liking Poland more and more.

00:53:08.000 I had no idea.

00:53:10.000 And they also, I think Hungary believes in borders maybe a little bit more than most.

00:53:14.000 Yeah.

00:53:14.000 And that's why they're a little bit pissed off.

00:53:16.000 And so keep in mind too, this is important, at a time when the two countries, they've taken in nearly two million combined refugees from Ukraine, the EU voted to block funding.

00:53:27.000 Wow.

00:53:28.000 So, hey, who's going to help U.K.

00:53:29.000 refugees?

00:53:30.000 Poland?

00:53:30.000 Hungary?

00:53:31.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:53:33.000 But they're not teaching drag queen story hour to four-year-olds.

00:53:36.000 So we've got to punish them economically.

00:53:39.000 And then when there's an invasion in Poland, you'll see all of these people talking about how they're, we are Poland, we are the world.

00:53:44.000 Well, you tried to screw them just because they're not you.

00:53:49.000 I wonder what was different about the refugees. 0.98

00:53:50.000 I know everybody's going to point to it and be like, oh, well, they're white people and they're Europeans.

00:53:53.000 No, I think it's the people aren't going to come in and try to destroy their country. 0.98

00:53:56.000 Yeah, I think it's mainly the rape.

00:53:58.000 Yeah. 1.00

00:53:59.000 They didn't want that migrant rape. 1.00

00:54:01.000 Tends to, tends to happen. 0.99

00:54:03.000 Nothing, Crawdaddy?

00:54:04.000 All right.

00:54:04.000 No, no.

00:54:05.000 They don't call him the best color man in the business.

00:54:09.000 I'm just listening to your brilliance.

00:54:12.000 No, it's absolutely true.

00:54:12.000 I mean, they didn't fawn over them.

00:54:14.000 They didn't deny rights. 0.96

00:54:15.000 They just didn't fawn over their silliness. 0.96

00:54:17.000 I mean, come on. 0.93

00:54:18.000 It's like, you denied their rights!

00:54:20.000 Hold on, look at this map really quickly.

00:54:22.000 Pull it up.

00:54:22.000 On CNN?

00:54:23.000 Yeah, Belarus.

00:54:23.000 Look at Belarus.

00:54:24.000 It's how many refugees have gone there?

00:54:26.000 1,226.

00:54:26.000 Can you imagine being one of the 1,226 people and going to Belarus and being like, Ah, this is just like Russia!

00:54:33.000 That's where Russian troops are staged!

00:54:34.000 What are you doing?

00:54:36.000 You ran to the wrong country!

00:54:39.000 It's out of the fire and into the barrack, come on!

00:54:41.000 Ah, look!

00:54:42.000 Ah, we're running away!

00:54:42.000 And they're like, Look!

00:54:43.000 Good for us!

00:54:44.000 More Ukrainians!

00:54:46.000 Give them uniforms! 0.94

00:54:47.000 Send them to Gulag!

00:54:48.000 That's like slaves who thought they were escaping to Canada.

00:54:51.000 Yeah.

00:54:51.000 Wow.

00:54:51.000 Hey, free...

00:54:53.000 Free labor!

00:54:53.000 More slaves, eh?

00:54:55.000 This is also something really funny, I was just watching this movie last week, not a bad film, Four Feathers with Heath Ledger, and it was 1844 I believe is when it was set, and they're out there in the Sudan fighting, and they have slaves.

00:55:08.000 And I'm sitting there going, people always act as though they ended slavery in Britain before the United States.

00:55:13.000 They were using them everywhere!

00:55:14.000 They still had the British Empire!

00:55:15.000 Well, they didn't have them in the They didn't have them on the island.

00:55:20.000 But everywhere.

00:55:21.000 Everywhere where the sun didn't set on the British Empire.

00:55:24.000 Where they got all of their resources from, Stephen.

00:55:26.000 I mean, come on, they had to.

00:55:28.000 I just look, I think what's really important, when you're discussing war, when you're discussing

00:55:32.000 something as severe as war, this is where consistency comes into play.

00:55:36.000 And it needs to be more important than ever, because the severity, the consequences are

00:55:42.000 unbelievably dire.

00:55:43.000 You're talking about people dying.

00:55:44.000 And you're talking about throwing the world into chaos.

00:55:47.000 You need to be consistent.

00:55:48.000 If you were just punishing Poland and Hungary last week, you don't get to say that it's

00:55:53.000 super important that we go to war if anything happens with them in Russia. 0.98

00:55:56.000 You were just screwing them last week. 0.90

00:55:58.000 If you, last year or two years ago, three years ago, when Donald Trump was president,

00:56:03.000 you weren't paying anywhere near your 2% of spending in NATO, you don't get to come out

00:56:07.000 and say, well, NATO's more important than ever, and this is why we created this alliance,

00:56:11.000 and Donald Trump weakened NATO.

00:56:13.000 No, he just wanted you to pay your fair share.

00:56:15.000 You've just got to be consistent.

00:56:17.000 And I just am not seeing any consistency, honestly, from the left and from a lot of Republicans as well.

00:56:21.000 It's very disappointing.

00:56:22.000 Yeah, there's a lot of Republicans right now that I'm a little pissed off at, that are pushing for war every single minute that they can.

00:56:28.000 They're pushing for something that would start a war, at the very least.

00:56:30.000 Sending fighters through our base?

00:56:32.000 Come on.

00:56:32.000 Just bring the pilots in, let them fly the planes.

00:56:34.000 That being said, I think if they do invade Poland, okay, it's time for the United States to make some decisions. 0.92

00:56:38.000 That's where you either go all-in, or you... I wish we would have been all-out, so we could have gone all-in with Poland, so there'd be a contrast. 1.00

00:56:44.000 Right.

00:56:44.000 But instead, we've taken these half-measures.

00:56:46.000 I think the statement needs to be made with Poland, if you're gonna make one.

00:56:49.000 But you guys comment, let me know what you think, if you disagree.

00:56:51.000 And you can also, I don't know if you know this, you can smash that like button if you're watching on YouTube.

00:56:57.000 So this is something, you'll love this.

00:57:00.000 Look at that.

00:57:01.000 Might want to change that giant green fist because I'm about to talk about Pete Buttcake.

00:57:06.000 Oh my goodness.

00:57:09.000 Yeah, I don't want, look, I don't want to cause a... Well, it was a Hulk reference.

00:57:13.000 Okay, I'm sorry.

00:57:14.000 Yeah, yeah.

00:57:15.000 Or it was his favorite intimate shop.

00:57:19.000 I think it'd be a different Hulk.

00:57:20.000 Still has pants on most of the time, so.

00:57:21.000 Yeah, exactly.

00:57:22.000 It'd be a different Hulk.

00:57:23.000 The only thing that would rip would be his pants.

00:57:24.000 He's like, oh yes, there's, show me the, oh, come on, it's still got the pants!

00:57:28.000 No, the Hulk just, only his pants rip off, but he still has his shark tooth necklace.

00:57:35.000 Hulk smash Pete! 0.94

00:57:36.000 Oh no!

00:57:38.000 Hulk, how come your pants always become chaps?

00:57:43.000 Hulk, awesome street smash!

00:57:49.000 Every time he transitions his song, it's just, What is love?

00:57:51.000 Baby, don't hurt me.

00:57:52.000 No, I'm going to hurt you.

00:57:53.000 Alright.

00:57:54.000 So, or it's a Cher song.

00:57:56.000 Hulk has a Cher wall.

00:57:58.000 So, Pete Buttigieg's husband, before we get to sexy summer camps, and this is a real problem, Joe Louis, what the hell are you doing?

00:58:04.000 Why is he being so difficult today?

00:58:05.000 Well, he doesn't like what he's doing.

00:58:07.000 He saw you dancing kind of femininely.

00:58:10.000 Alright, then Gerald here, you set up this first clip since Joe Louis got his Alright, so, you know, the thing that we told you was going to happen and they told you would never happen is happening right in front of your eyes, and this is just more evidence of it.

00:58:22.000 Pete Buttigieg, Butt Gig's husband, led children in the Pledge of Allegiance to the gay pride flag.

00:58:28.000 The what?

00:58:31.000 Nah, that's not!

00:58:32.000 Alright, I place my heart to the rainbow of the not-so-typical gay camp one camp full of pride indivisible with affirmation and equal rights for all.

00:58:50.000 Watch your heads.

00:58:58.000 By the way, he says that when he's not waving a flag.

00:59:02.000 Watch your heads.

00:59:07.000 Do they get tense at some point?

00:59:08.000 By the way, did he say atypical?

00:59:10.000 Can I hear that again, the first part of it?

00:59:11.000 He said, what, the not-so-typical?

00:59:13.000 He said the not-so-typical.

00:59:15.000 So what do you mean, what is the typical queer camp for kids? 0.98

00:59:19.000 I'm confused.

00:59:20.000 I don't know.

00:59:21.000 I mean, it's less than 2% of population Earth.

00:59:23.000 I would already think that's not-so-typical.

00:59:26.000 But why are you pledging allegiance?

00:59:28.000 Do you understand what the Pledge of Allegiance is and what you just made it? 1.00

00:59:31.000 Yeah, it means you like dicks. 1.00

00:59:33.000 No! 1.00

00:59:34.000 No, that's not what it's about?

00:59:35.000 Well then, I don't know.

00:59:36.000 Up is down, down is up.

00:59:37.000 It's more than that.

00:59:39.000 You basically took what was supposed to kind of reunite a country, right, and say that you're pledging allegiance to an ideal of freedom and democracy.

00:59:46.000 Democratic Republic, not just democracy.

00:59:48.000 And now you said, You're pledging allegiance to a sexual thing. 0.98

00:59:53.000 Well, yeah, but would a flag by any other colors make him as horny? 0.93

00:59:57.000 Or children pledging allegiance to the... I'm not saying he's a pedophile, I'm just saying when you lead children in that kind of pledge and you make it about sexuality because there's nothing... Well it's in the name, it's sexual orientation. 0.74

01:00:08.000 That's the thing, it's sexual orientation and they separated that from gender.

01:00:11.000 Yet you can't explain it to children without explaining what the sex and sexual orientation is.

01:00:17.000 By the way, they also do that at camp orientation.

01:00:20.000 Pete Buttigieg's husband, what is sex?

01:00:24.000 That's exactly what the first interview of the five-year-old that you saw there!

01:00:27.000 The head counselor grooming the entire room.

01:00:29.000 Yes! 0.99

01:00:30.000 Well, sex is when a man loves a... I mean, when a man loves an anything. 0.89

01:00:33.000 Or anything loves a... And they could be married or could be not or whatever.

01:00:38.000 The man, you know, because when it's for procreation... Well, it's not for procreation.

01:00:44.000 It doesn't have to have a purpose for procreation. 0.98

01:00:45.000 The penis goes into, you know, wherever you want. 0.99

01:00:48.000 Whatever you want to do, pledge allegiance to this flag, and we have sparkle cookies. 1.00

01:00:51.000 Set up your tent and have at it.

01:00:54.000 Let me just show you.

01:00:57.000 It's easier to demonstrate than it is.

01:00:59.000 Yeah, the visual aids.

01:01:00.000 Which brings us to our next topic, AIDS.

01:01:02.000 Now this camp is riddled with it.

01:01:05.000 You're gonna want to watch out for this.

01:01:06.000 Positively riddled.

01:01:07.000 Your category, Rhett goes up.

01:01:09.000 You're crying out loud.

01:01:10.000 The Pledge of Allegiance is such a solemn, beautiful thing.

01:01:13.000 Yeah.

01:01:14.000 And then to bastardize it like this.

01:01:15.000 Oh, I know.

01:01:16.000 Especially when the slogan for that camp is, Shh, don't tell.

01:01:20.000 Yeah.

01:01:23.000 What happens at camp stays at camp.

01:01:25.000 Hey, what's that one?

01:01:26.000 This is my learn how to keep a secret badge.

01:01:32.000 How could they get the rainbow?

01:01:34.000 When did that happen?

01:01:35.000 When did we lose the rainbow?

01:01:36.000 Just a vault sewn into his shoulder.

01:01:38.000 Alright.

01:01:41.000 If you don't see what's wrong with this, then there is no hope for you, okay?

01:01:46.000 Look, I get it.

01:01:47.000 Some kid would rather play with Barbies than play with G.I. 0.89

01:01:49.000 Joes. 0.97

01:01:50.000 Fine.

01:01:51.000 Don't send him to a camp with a man who was breastfeeding an adoptive child with the Secretary of Transportation. 0.61

01:01:58.000 You're just asking for trouble.

01:02:03.000 Call me old-fashioned. 0.66

01:02:04.000 So, these women in Kentucky now, they're setting up, this isn't the only thing, they're pledging allegiance, but this is the sexualization of children. 1.00

01:02:10.000 We've talked about this, we've gotten in trouble on YouTube for talking about this, because they say if you question the sexualization of children, oh, you're making fun of someone's immutable characteristics.

01:02:18.000 This has nothing to do with the children, okay?

01:02:20.000 It has to do with the predators, and I don't necessarily mean just sexual predators, I mean ideological predators who are trying to get their claws into your kids very young.

01:02:28.000 So this is sexy summer camp.

01:02:30.000 In Kentucky for Kids.

01:02:32.000 The lessons include things like sex liberation, gender exploration, BDSM, being a sex worker, self-managed abortions, sex on licit and illicit drugs.

01:02:44.000 Now hold on a second, look, look, look, look, look.

01:02:48.000 If you want to say, first off, if you wanted to say this is an LGBT-friendly camp, where we make sure that no one gets bullied, you know, I don't know, we teach knitting classes, whatever the hell it is.

01:02:58.000 Fine.

01:02:59.000 So in here, let's say it was just gender exploration. 0.98

01:03:02.000 I disagree with it, but you would say that we are either strawmanning or employing an intellectual fallacy.

01:03:09.000 If we go, well, hold on, that's a slippery slope to discuss gender and sexual orientation with kids because then this devolves into a hypersexual conversation.

01:03:18.000 No.

01:03:19.000 What do you think? 0.96

01:03:19.000 We're all perverts? 0.96

01:03:20.000 But then, when they have the ability to, they're teaching BDSM, being a sex worker. 0.94

01:03:25.000 Why do kids need to know that?

01:03:28.000 And what do you do at Take Your Mom to Work Day?

01:03:33.000 Take Your Moms to Work Day? 1.00

01:03:34.000 Are they both sex workers?

01:03:36.000 Self-managed abortions? 1.00

01:03:39.000 I don't even do my own taxes.

01:03:42.000 I don't even know what that means, honestly.

01:03:44.000 Sex on licit and illicit drugs.

01:03:46.000 Illicit means illegal in this context. 0.62

01:03:49.000 So, okay, not only are you teaching them how to be gross, but how to break the law.

01:03:54.000 So you guys have heard of Bill Cosby.

01:03:57.000 We're gonna do a class lesson.

01:03:58.000 Everybody drink up!

01:03:59.000 He got some things wrong, but a lot right?

01:04:01.000 Well, the gay community should completely renounce this thing. 1.00

01:04:06.000 Yes, of course.

01:04:07.000 These guys don't get to run on the track that they've built over...

01:04:07.000 Absolutely.

01:04:11.000 Decades, right?

01:04:12.000 And that's what's happened.

01:04:12.000 The whole acronym wants to run on their track.

01:04:15.000 Yeah.

01:04:15.000 What happened to free-to-love-who-you-want became this?

01:04:19.000 I think we should have straight camps.

01:04:21.000 It should be debauchery camp. 1.00

01:04:23.000 Yeah, well... It is.

01:04:24.000 It's degenerate camp.

01:04:25.000 Listen, I thought that when we were talking about young girls That we were talking about the hyper-sexualization of young girls and how that was damaging women 15, 20 years ago.

01:04:34.000 This was everything that you heard about what was going on with women because of posters and unrealistic expectations and sexualizing at an early age. 1.00

01:04:41.000 And now you're wanting four-year-olds to have these conversations.

01:04:45.000 What happened?

01:04:46.000 You stopped caring about women, you started caring about trans people. 1.00

01:04:49.000 Well, also, you don't understand that the stereotypes of beautiful women, you know, looking, for example, like a Barbie doll, or I don't know, you could take Marilyn Monroe, or Audrey Hepburn, you know, these awful, horrible stereotypes are completely unacceptable, except for when a man decides that he's a woman, then that's how they all look. 0.68

01:05:04.000 They all are like, I'm a woman!

01:05:07.000 Women go, I'm more, you know, that's not what determines our experiences, not just our body parts. 1.00

01:05:11.000 Right, well, how is that trans man a woman?

01:05:13.000 Well, he switched some body parts.

01:05:16.000 So what defines womanhood is makeup? 1.00

01:05:19.000 What defines womanhood is putting on a dress? 1.00

01:05:20.000 And a wig.

01:05:21.000 Don't forget the wig.

01:05:23.000 It makes it harder if you forget the wig.

01:05:27.000 Yeah, that's just where we are.

01:05:28.000 The stereotype is fine as long as it's trans. 1.00

01:05:30.000 Then it's alright, then it's brave and beautiful.

01:05:32.000 Think of Caitlyn Jenner.

01:05:34.000 Think of Caitlyn Jenner was wearing a corset and that dress. 1.00

01:05:36.000 You would have bitched about that magazine cover. 1.00

01:05:40.000 To kingdom come, if it was just some random, oh look, it's airbrushed, oh look at this dress, this is unrealistic, look at these dimensions, oh it's a man saying he's a woman, oh how wonderful and beautiful and bright.

01:05:48.000 Woman of the year.

01:05:49.000 Yeah, woman of the year.

01:05:51.000 They do complain about that, I'm trying to think, Jennifer Lawrence in that one where she's the Russian Sparrow thing like the spy, it's not a great movie, but they were like, how dare you have to wear this dress in the photo shoot with all your other actor friends.

01:06:01.000 Yeah.

01:06:01.000 And I'm like, oh yeah, because that's the biggest problem we've got right now.

01:06:04.000 Because society, the reason that women like dressing up is society. 1.00

01:06:09.000 So, the camp's founder of Sexy... I want to make sure I get this name right.

01:06:13.000 Sexy Summer Camp.

01:06:14.000 I keep saying Sexy Day Camp, but it's Summer Camp.

01:06:16.000 More than a day.

01:06:16.000 It's more than a day.

01:06:17.000 Good, it's a sleepover camp, which makes me feel far more at ease with the general concept. 0.89

01:06:21.000 So, the camp's founder, Tanya Turner, all references available at ladoscutter.com, even talked about how important masturbating is for children. 0.98

01:06:30.000 Get down with yourself. 0.98

01:06:31.000 Explore your own body.

01:06:33.000 Masturbation is really healthy.

01:06:35.000 And I recommend it to people of all ages.

01:06:37.000 Wrong.

01:06:38.000 All ages.

01:06:39.000 As soon as my nephews could talk, they were doing that.

01:06:42.000 That's what they were doing.

01:06:43.000 Kids touch themselves.

01:06:45.000 Kids start to ask questions and we teach them the language for their bodies, right?

01:06:50.000 Touch your nose!

01:06:51.000 Touch your nose!

01:06:52.000 Show Aunt T you can touch your nose! 1.00

01:06:54.000 But my sister's not saying that when they're tugging at their penis, right? 1.00

01:06:58.000 But it feels good, right? 0.99

01:07:00.000 We have to learn ways to talk to young people about this so that they know how to explore their body consensually so that it's not in public, right?

01:07:08.000 If you were to explore your body, you'd need globes and maps.

01:07:11.000 Well, what's wrong with it?

01:07:13.000 Why can't it be in public, then?

01:07:14.000 If your nose is in public, right?

01:07:15.000 Yeah.

01:07:16.000 Just tug away.

01:07:17.000 Yeah.

01:07:18.000 Tubin was right all this time.

01:07:19.000 Explore your body consensually.

01:07:21.000 You ask yourself permission to touch yourself.

01:07:24.000 I once told Steven to stop or he'd go blind.

01:07:27.000 He said, Dad, I'm over here.

01:07:30.000 How many fingers am I holding up?

01:07:33.000 I needed glasses, but the joke's on you.

01:07:35.000 I got this LASIK.

01:07:37.000 I'll always get LASIK, Dad. 0.52

01:07:38.000 Stop it.

01:07:38.000 I still have stretch marks, so.

01:07:40.000 They'll invent LASIK when I get older.

01:07:42.000 It's, uh, this, of all ages, now I get it, boys touch themselves. 0.99

01:07:47.000 But that's not masturbating. 0.96

01:07:48.000 That's not the same thing as a boy touching himself. 0.97

01:07:51.000 Or, you know, guys often when they're sitting watching television, right, you just put your hand down your pants.

01:07:55.000 For some reason, I don't know why, and I'm like, I didn't even realize I was doing that!

01:07:58.000 It's warm.

01:07:58.000 Never done it.

01:07:59.000 Yeah.

01:08:00.000 It's a temperate climate, that's what it is.

01:08:00.000 Exactly.

01:08:04.000 It's balmy. 1.00

01:08:06.000 Teaching kids of all ages to masturbate. 0.98

01:08:09.000 In other words, you know what's going to be going on at the camp. 0.81

01:08:12.000 It's like, why do you imply that there's anything inappropriate? 0.99

01:08:16.000 Because she's going to teach five-year-olds to masturbate. 1.00

01:08:18.000 Even before that, I have a son right now who's starting to talk, and she's saying my son should be schooled in the arts of self-pleasure. 0.84

01:08:26.000 Just to make sure that we understood her correctly, she said all ages, all ages, and had it in bold on the screen there.

01:08:36.000 If I say words right now, I might get in trouble.

01:08:38.000 Can we backdoor, kind of like earmarking a bill, can we backdoor legislation in and just put a weight limit?

01:08:45.000 Like, yes, unless you meet the super heavyweight category, in which case, um, well, we'll cut off both hands so that you can't... Ah, my gosh.

01:08:45.000 I think so.

01:08:52.000 Spoil it for the rest of us.

01:08:54.000 These people are gone.

01:08:54.000 I'm sorry.

01:08:55.000 I'm sorry.

01:08:55.000 This is done.

01:08:56.000 These people do not belong in the village.

01:08:56.000 Yeah, it's done.

01:08:58.000 You are not allowed around here.

01:08:59.000 It's enough.

01:09:00.000 It's enough.

01:09:01.000 We don't need to wait until a child is sexually accosted to say, you know what?

01:09:05.000 We're not comfortable with you targeting our children.

01:09:08.000 This is enough. 0.68

01:09:08.000 It doesn't need to be child rape. 0.68

01:09:10.000 And you guys can let me know if you think I'm being too extreme here.

01:09:13.000 This should be shut down.

01:09:14.000 I'm relatively libertarian.

01:09:19.000 I mean, I was a libertarian until I kind of grew up.

01:09:20.000 There is a fundamental role of government.

01:09:22.000 However, public safety definitely falls under the role of government.

01:09:25.000 Not what you put in your own body if you're not harming anybody else.

01:09:27.000 Not what you choose to do on your own property if you're not harming anybody else.

01:09:30.000 But this is definitely a violation of public safety when you are going after children and teaching them at a summer camp to masturbate and about BDSM.

01:09:39.000 For crying out loud, when do we say that, you know what, a society with some semblance of decency would be nice?

01:09:46.000 Libertarians, can you agree on that?

01:09:48.000 It's like, oh, if they want to do it, that's fine.

01:09:50.000 Well, first off, right now this is just a camp, okay?

01:09:52.000 We understand that this lady is putting it on because, you know, she probably needs some reason to roll out of bed in the morning. 1.00

01:09:58.000 And so this was her reason at that point.

01:10:00.000 But you don't think that this is going to go down the road of eventually getting a government grant?

01:10:06.000 Government funding, of course. 0.97

01:10:07.000 Then it becomes taxpayer-funded, teaching children to masturbate. 0.97

01:10:10.000 That's why they had that bill in Florida, and people said, oh, it's a don't-say-gay bill. 0.98

01:10:14.000 No, it was you can't teach kids what will eventually include, as you're seeing in this camp, masturbating. 0.98

01:10:22.000 That's enough! 0.96

01:10:23.000 We need a society where we say, okay, you know what, we used to say sex ed was a debate. 0.96

01:10:28.000 Yeah.

01:10:29.000 Where some people were saying, you know what, I think that I should be able to teach my children.

01:10:33.000 And some parents dropped the ball and didn't teach their kids and they got old.

01:10:35.000 They had like a Loretta Lynn situation where she had babies and didn't even know where they came from. 1.00

01:10:38.000 It's like, I just thought that was something you did for fun.

01:10:40.000 That's a problem.

01:10:42.000 That one's on the Lynn's!

01:10:42.000 We all agree.

01:10:43.000 You're talking about the coal miner's daughter?

01:10:45.000 Yeah.

01:10:45.000 Oh, okay.

01:10:46.000 That was a euphemism.

01:10:52.000 That's how she thought the engagement ring.

01:10:53.000 I must have gotten from the mind and pressure.

01:10:55.000 So that's a screw-up.

01:10:58.000 Got it.

01:10:58.000 But the conversation used to be about where is there this level of propriety for a parent?

01:11:03.000 What rights do parents maintain in teaching these things to their children?

01:11:07.000 They would say, well, you just want to teach abstinence-only education and it doesn't work.

01:11:10.000 By the way, abstinence-only education means that abstinence is the only thing that actually works 100% of the time.

01:11:15.000 That's a scientific fact.

01:11:17.000 Doesn't mean that you teach it's the only way to mitigate pregnancy, that it's the only way to mitigate STDs, but it is the only way that is foolproof.

01:11:25.000 Period.

01:11:26.000 There can be no debate about that scientifically.

01:11:28.000 That being said, the people who thought that it was their job to teach sex education to kids were excoriated.

01:11:34.000 They were all made to look like Carrie's mom with the kitchen silverware in her torso in that final scene. 0.97

01:11:39.000 And the fact is, those same parents are saying, well, where does it end?

01:11:42.000 Where does it end?

01:11:43.000 What rights do we give up and teach it? 0.95

01:11:44.000 Well now, they believe that they should have the right to teach your kids about BDSM and masturbating all ages. 0.72

01:11:51.000 And they reiterate, all ages. 0.79

01:11:53.000 And being a sex worker, don't forget, we've got to make the economy go. 1.00

01:11:57.000 Because we don't want to objectify women. 0.95

01:11:59.000 Hey, just so you know, I don't know if you're aware of this, because this is something I've never really understood when the left says, you know, you shouldn't objectify women.

01:12:06.000 And by that, they mean objectify women by actually acknowledging and appreciating the beauty of women.

01:12:12.000 I don't know if you know this, but I've been known to do that.

01:12:14.000 To appreciate that women can be beautiful.

01:12:17.000 I know.

01:12:18.000 Shame.

01:12:19.000 You can shame me.

01:12:20.000 You can admonish me.

01:12:20.000 But they think that that is wrong.

01:12:23.000 And by they, I mean the left.

01:12:23.000 Okay.

01:12:24.000 I mean the people at these camps.

01:12:25.000 I mean the people who run the media and run all of Hollywood.

01:12:29.000 They, right now, in these magazines, they say it's fat pride.

01:12:32.000 It's wrong to objectify.

01:12:34.000 It's wrong to appreciate the beauty of this woman. 0.99

01:12:37.000 But they support sex work, and sex work is real work.

01:12:39.000 Hey, let me ask you this.

01:12:41.000 When a guy pulls up to a sex worker, what do you think he's doing?

01:12:47.000 That woman only makes money if she's objectified. 1.00

01:12:56.000 Don't objectify women. 0.76

01:12:58.000 By the way, sex work is real work.

01:12:59.000 What do you teach them?

01:13:01.000 You teach them about a 401k?

01:13:03.000 Or you teach them how to be a more effective sex worker? 0.80

01:13:05.000 Hey, I'll give you a hint.

01:13:06.000 To be the most effective sex worker you want to be, be the most attractive you can be to members of the opposite sex. 0.78

01:13:12.000 It's almost like that's the only thing they care about.

01:13:14.000 Don't objectify women.

01:13:16.000 Sex work is real work. 0.95

01:13:17.000 Oh, alright.

01:13:17.000 Okay.

01:13:18.000 Got it.

01:13:18.000 You have no problem when it's just some guy in the back of a Metro Geo, just as long as they're not modeling for a magazine.

01:13:23.000 Understood.

01:13:25.000 And the Don't Say Gay crowd completely misses it.

01:13:27.000 Again, they've got to detach from this.

01:13:28.000 This is a bridge too far for them.

01:13:30.000 If they're legit, they've got to disconnect completely.

01:13:36.000 Any bridge is a bridge too far for that lady. 1.00

01:13:40.000 Even on an electric bicycle.

01:13:42.000 The only action she's getting is self-love.

01:13:45.000 Well, I don't know that.

01:13:46.000 She would turn herself down every once in a while.

01:13:47.000 I also don't know if she can reach. 0.59

01:13:48.000 She gives herself the date rape. 1.00

01:13:50.000 If she was going the way the crow flies, it's straight, but not if you have to, you know.

01:13:56.000 Oh my goodness.

01:13:57.000 It's like going to New York from L.A., but you have to stop in Chicago.

01:14:00.000 I fly direct.

01:14:04.000 There was also supposed to be a sexy summer camp in Texas, but it was postponed.

01:14:09.000 Teens there were going to be paid $100 to go learn, quote, an evidence-based and LGBTQIA plus friendly curriculum.

01:14:19.000 Well, which is it?

01:14:21.000 Which one is it?

01:14:22.000 Is it evidence-based or is it LGBTQIA plus?

01:14:26.000 Friendly.

01:14:27.000 Those can't be in the same sentence.

01:14:28.000 Which one is it?

01:14:30.000 Let's just go through that really quickly.

01:14:32.000 Let me read this, okay, so that you guys can actually see how absurd this is.

01:14:35.000 And these are the people who say trust the science.

01:14:37.000 Yeah.

01:14:38.000 Trust the science!

01:14:40.000 Okay.

01:14:41.000 An evidence-based, and instead of the acronym, I'll read what it is.

01:14:44.000 An evidence-based and lesbian, gay, bisexual, transgender, queer, intersex, and is the A allies?

01:14:54.000 Plus.

01:14:54.000 Asexual maybe?

01:14:55.000 Asexual plus.

01:14:55.000 I don't know.

01:14:57.000 Evidence-based and then just an insertion of a bunch of made-up shit. 0.97

01:15:02.000 The plus is like, if we forgot to make anything up, feel free. 0.91

01:15:08.000 And then someone goes like, hey, I don't know, I'm at this camp, and since you guys seem to be so very meticulous about being evidence-based, can I be two-spirited?

01:15:16.000 Hell yeah, you can be two-spirited!

01:15:17.000 We'll just add that to the list! 0.95

01:15:19.000 I don't know.

01:15:19.000 What does that mean?

01:15:20.000 I don't know.

01:15:21.000 Add it!

01:15:21.000 Hey, can I be pansexual?

01:15:23.000 Yeah!

01:15:24.000 I just want to make sure with your whole evidence-based curriculum.

01:15:27.000 I like all the tents in the camp.

01:15:30.000 Yeah!

01:15:32.000 It's gonna be, what is it, Little Bear?

01:15:33.000 What was it with Dustin Hoffman?

01:15:34.000 What was that movie?

01:15:35.000 Oh, uh... Something Bear?

01:15:37.000 Little Big Man.

01:15:39.000 They're gonna Little Big Man every single tent. 0.98

01:15:41.000 Oh, jeez.

01:15:41.000 Good reference.

01:15:42.000 It's a solid one.

01:15:43.000 You have to check that.

01:15:46.000 Evidence-based and LGBTQIA+. 0.92

01:15:49.000 This is what they do, right?

01:15:50.000 This is how they justify it.

01:15:52.000 This is how they justify all of it.

01:15:53.000 This is why science, the scientific process, is a beautiful thing.

01:15:59.000 It's a beautiful thing because it involves testing something.

01:16:02.000 You have a hypothesis, you test it.

01:16:04.000 And it's not based on consensus, science.

01:16:07.000 It's not determined by consensus, I should say.

01:16:09.000 It's determined by truth.

01:16:11.000 It doesn't matter what the consensus is if the truth is revealed and it happens to go against the consensus.

01:16:16.000 So what they try and do is bastardize that and say, actually, 97% of scientists agree on climate change.

01:16:22.000 Well, actually, look.

01:16:23.000 Most of these doctors now are willing to perform sex reassignment surgery.

01:16:28.000 Well, actually, if you look at the DSM-5, they changed gender dysphoria, so they changed it so it's no longer an actual disorder.

01:16:35.000 It's the symptoms are, in fact, these are... I don't know if you know this story.

01:16:39.000 Do you know what the DSM-5 changed?

01:16:42.000 DSM-4, DSM-5.

01:16:43.000 Used to be gender dysphoria was a disorder, just like body dysmorphia.

01:16:46.000 Okay, just like anorexia, just like bodybuilders, gender dysphoria was seen as a disorder.

01:16:51.000 As a way, because of political pressure, as a way to kowtow to them, they changed it where gender dysphoria is a means to describe the symptoms of the discomfort from being born with the wrong gender identity.

01:17:06.000 So it's the same symptoms of the disorder, but the fix is not what used to be.

01:17:11.000 These are people who have a disorder where they believe that they're a boy when they're a girl.

01:17:15.000 So it operated from they believe that they are something that they are biologically not.

01:17:19.000 And they changed it to say, well, actually, the disorder now, these are the symptoms that they feel because they were born in the wrong body.

01:17:27.000 And it's still called gender dysphoria.

01:17:29.000 How's that scientifically based?

01:17:31.000 And when did that happen?

01:17:32.000 When did that happen?

01:17:33.000 Do you have the studies?

01:17:34.000 This is one thing.

01:17:35.000 I got into arguments with people on this show.

01:17:38.000 Actually, one of them, who ended up becoming a friend, Blair White, who was on the show.

01:17:43.000 And then another person who we knew, who actually went to Texas to get, I won't name them, but a gender reassignment surgery.

01:17:49.000 They went to Dr. Sergey Kochakov.

01:17:53.000 Mm-hmm.

01:17:53.000 Well known.

01:17:54.000 Well known.

01:17:56.000 Highly esteemed in his field.

01:17:58.000 Scalpel to me.

01:17:59.000 But... I don't know, what was I saying before this?

01:18:04.000 You just wanted to get to that name and you lost your train of thought.

01:18:07.000 No, I was saying something before this!

01:18:08.000 I don't know.

01:18:09.000 Oh, you know what?

01:18:10.000 Yeah, we're the studies.

01:18:11.000 So you want to say, okay, we change this to DSM-5 because that assumes that someone can be born in the wrong body.

01:18:16.000 Okay.

01:18:16.000 Again, let's do this.

01:18:18.000 Let's just go through the scientific process and let's sort of combine it a little bit with the Socratic method.

01:18:23.000 Oh, so someone believes they're born in the wrong body.

01:18:26.000 Why?

01:18:29.000 Right there, it's either they were born in the wrong body, you have to answer, or, well, they have a disorder that tells them that they were born in the wrong body.

01:18:36.000 Okay, so let's say you go with that door number one.

01:18:38.000 They were born in the wrong body.

01:18:39.000 How do you know that?

01:18:46.000 You don't get much further than that.

01:18:47.000 Now, some people might say, well, it's because their brain is in the wrong body.

01:18:52.000 Oh, so what you mean to say is there's a male brain and a female brain, which would, again, bring us back to this oppressive idea of a binary.

01:18:59.000 How can you have a male brain and a female brain if you don't have biological sex? 1.00

01:19:04.000 But even then, are there studies that show the brain of trans people are different before cross-sex hormone replacement therapy?

01:19:13.000 It doesn't exist.

01:19:14.000 It's not a thing.

01:19:17.000 But we change the disorder to mean the symptoms of a disorder without actually identifying how somebody can be born into the wrong body?

01:19:25.000 They can't answer the simple follow-up question of, well, what do you mean someone's born in the wrong body?

01:19:31.000 Well, it's because their brain is born in the wrong body.

01:19:34.000 How do you know that?

01:19:37.000 There isn't an answer for any of that.

01:19:39.000 But they want to teach your children an evidence-based curriculum.

01:19:43.000 Just don't be led by the nose.

01:19:45.000 Don't be led by the nose on this because you need to understand the severity of... This is not one of those things where people say, okay, you have an opinion and we have an opinion.

01:19:56.000 This is uncharted territory.

01:19:58.000 This is a massive social experiment and the subjects are now your children.

01:20:04.000 This has never happened.

01:20:07.000 In the history of the modern world, it's never happened.

01:20:10.000 You don't know how this ends.

01:20:11.000 We do know that there's a 41-42% attempted suicide rate for transgender youth, and we do know that after surgery it doesn't get any better.

01:20:19.000 After sex hormone replacement surgery, or after gender reassignment surgery, it's still about 41-42%.

01:20:26.000 So it's not scientifically viable to say that these people Find themselves in an unnaturally high suicide rate, higher than American slaves, because they can't take a dump at a Target or Camp Crystal Lake.

01:20:39.000 Maybe there's something else going on.

01:20:41.000 And maybe, if we want to help our children, first off, we shouldn't be hypersexualizing them, but maybe we should actually be seeing if there's a root cause of the problem that isn't just tossed under the LGBTQIA. 0.70

01:20:57.000 Unironically, you can go to the reference, plus, Moniker.

01:21:01.000 Because that doesn't help anybody.

01:21:02.000 Speaking of which, we're going to play What the Flag here on Mug Club, which we no way, no way could play on YouTube.

Louder with Crowder - March 14, 2022

SEXY SUMMER CAMP: YOUR KIDS are the Experiment! | Louder with Crowder

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