Louder with Crowder - October 11, 2022


SHOCKER: TULSI GABBARD COMES OUT… | Louder with Crowder


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It's National Coming Out Day and we're celebrating by talking about a Governor with twig arms, and a woman who wants to be a drag queen. Plus, we talk about what do Tulsi Gabbard and Madonna have in common.

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00:00:00.000 Hey guys, Whistlelower22 here. 0.96
00:00:20.000 You may know of a recent story from the folks at Pulebit exposing Governor Andrew Cuomo's very clearly defined nipple piercings. 0.71
00:00:28.000 Pretty open and shut case, right? 0.67
00:00:30.000 Not so fast.
00:00:31.000 The real meat of this story began when neocon shill and confirmed twig-armed beta male Steven Crowder had this to say.
00:00:38.000 Right there.
00:00:38.000 Well, that might not be nipple rings.
00:00:40.000 He may have pulled out nipple hair and it has those little, like, goose bumps.
00:00:45.000 Come on, Shouter.
00:00:46.000 It's so obvious that only a solid material could make that kind of impression through cloth.
00:00:51.000 So why would he pretend otherwise?
00:00:54.000 Unless... he has something to hide.
00:00:57.000 Unless... Crutter not only has twig arms, but he also has... a Prince Albert.
00:01:03.000 Thanks for watching, guys.
00:01:09.000 Huge announcement really quick.
00:01:11.000 I've just been signed with an MCN recently, so...
00:01:15.000 Prepare yourselves for truth.
00:01:17.000 Whistle her out. 1.00
00:01:19.000 Whistle her out. 1.00
00:01:21.000 You're a stranger in love, that's what I know.
00:01:43.000 You're a stranger in love, I know the ball.
00:01:51.000 I'm your sweetest.
00:02:03.000 It's a holiday.
00:02:05.000 Ew! 0.98
00:02:06.000 Cheers.
00:02:08.000 Ahoy, everybody, and welcome to Louder with Crowder with Dave.
00:02:15.000 Thank you very much.
00:02:16.000 I'm very good at stuff.
00:02:18.000 Today is National Coming Out Day.
00:02:20.000 I don't know if you know that.
00:02:21.000 I'm sure some of you know that, and some of you might be planning a big day.
00:02:24.000 Bring cake.
00:02:27.000 We're also going to be talking about what do Madonna and Tulsi Gabbard have in common.
00:02:35.000 Am I saying that name right?
00:02:36.000 I think so.
00:02:37.000 We have leaked audio of a Birmingham, Alabama lady. 0.60
00:02:41.000 It's pretty racist.
00:02:42.000 I don't know if you guys have heard.
00:02:43.000 It's pretty racist.
00:02:44.000 She's down there in the Birmingham, Alabama. 0.99
00:02:47.000 And PayPal, they made an honest mistake to ruin your life.
00:02:54.000 Also, Jesus wants you to be a drag queen, apparently. 0.99
00:02:59.000 Jesus who? 0.60
00:03:01.000 Okay.
00:03:04.000 Well, the question of the day, if you want to go ahead and answer that, is now that Tulsi Gabbard left the Democratic Party, who do you think will leave next?
00:03:12.000 Go ahead, comment right there.
00:03:14.000 It's below me.
00:03:16.000 Below me, not like coming out day, as in B-E-L-O-W. 1.00
00:03:21.000 Alright!
00:03:22.000 Now let's introduce our panel of lovelies. 1.00
00:03:25.000 Mr. Gerald A., how are you today?
00:03:27.000 I am doing well.
00:03:28.000 No news for me.
00:03:29.000 No news for you?
00:03:30.000 I don't know.
00:03:30.000 Not planning a big day.
00:03:31.000 I'm good.
00:03:31.000 Not a big day?
00:03:32.000 You haven't- you don't have a Rip Torn or Rip Tail- no, Rip Torn's a good actor.
00:03:36.000 Rip Taylor amount of- Nope!
00:03:38.000 I'm good.
00:03:38.000 Of confetti.
00:03:39.000 I've already had cake for my birthday.
00:03:42.000 Yeah?
00:03:42.000 Yeah.
00:03:43.000 Your birthday was the other day.
00:03:44.000 I have to be careful what I say.
00:03:45.000 On this show, not because of YouTube, but because of this show. 0.56
00:03:48.000 You sell wine, so you have many homosexual clients. 1.00
00:03:51.000 No, that's not why at all. 0.96
00:03:54.000 Guys, I'm gay.
00:03:56.000 So not.
00:03:58.000 There's nothing wrong with that.
00:03:58.000 They have a disposable income.
00:04:02.000 That's true.
00:04:02.000 I'll sell to anybody.
00:04:03.000 And outcomes, depending on the disease.
00:04:05.000 So, what happened?
00:04:06.000 Also, we have Joe Louis.
00:04:09.000 You can't see him, but he's not sure where to go.
00:04:11.000 I'll let him leave.
00:04:12.000 You poor guy.
00:04:14.000 I love Joe Lou.
00:04:14.000 Joey Lou, you alright?
00:04:16.000 Yes, there you go.
00:04:17.000 He's just, he's still afraid.
00:04:18.000 Speed it up.
00:04:20.000 Tokenowin, how are you today?
00:04:21.000 Well, if you knew what national coming out day we'd be popping, that's how it works.
00:04:24.000 You good?
00:04:25.000 Ahoy to you, my friend.
00:04:26.000 Ahoy.
00:04:27.000 All right, Casey Bones, how are you today?
00:04:29.000 I'm fine, good morning.
00:04:30.000 Good morning to you, sir.
00:04:31.000 Tim the Tool Man, ahoy.
00:04:33.000 Morning, Dave.
00:04:34.000 And you know him, you love him.
00:04:36.000 I'm gonna take that from me and give it to him, because he's one of my favorite people.
00:04:40.000 Please welcome to the show, the one and only Crawdaddy.
00:04:43.000 Thank you, David.
00:04:46.000 Ahoy, how are you, sir?
00:04:47.000 Fantastic, thanks.
00:04:48.000 You've been good?
00:04:49.000 I've been good.
00:04:49.000 It's been a while since you've been on the show.
00:04:51.000 It has been a while.
00:04:52.000 Stomach flu's going around the tribe, so as you know, Stephen isn't here, so... That was good.
00:04:57.000 Is he got the... Is it the mouth, or the... It's the koozies, the cooties. 1.00
00:05:01.000 Both, apparently.
00:05:02.000 Both.
00:05:02.000 He's doing the palmer horse.
00:05:06.000 I'm so glad I'm at this desk.
00:05:07.000 Yeah, something's coming out of Stephen right now.
00:05:10.000 He's trying to touch everything.
00:05:11.000 One way or the other.
00:05:12.000 Getting them demons out.
00:05:14.000 Oh, Lord.
00:05:15.000 That is, it's not fun.
00:05:16.000 He's like, I can't hydrate!
00:05:18.000 No, it's... Well, these twins are like little Petri dishes, you know. 1.00
00:05:24.000 Oh, blame the kids! 0.50
00:05:25.000 They stick the fist in the mouth because they're teething and they throw that in your mouth and you have Lou Gehrig's disease.
00:05:30.000 Yeah.
00:05:30.000 I don't think that's how it works.
00:05:32.000 The young boy's sneaking out at night, no one knows where he's going.
00:05:36.000 I'm one!
00:05:37.000 I gotta be free!
00:05:39.000 It's true though, for the first year of their lives, you get horribly sick, and then you slowly get used to it.
00:05:46.000 That's all it is.
00:05:47.000 That's all it is, yeah.
00:05:47.000 You don't actually become well.
00:05:50.000 No, you just get used to being sick.
00:05:52.000 You're not well ever again.
00:05:54.000 Different degrees of sickness.
00:05:55.000 Yeah, it's a terrible idea to have kids.
00:05:57.000 Alright.
00:05:59.000 No, it's wonderful.
00:06:00.000 No, it's the best thing ever.
00:06:01.000 I mean, if you like sleeping or being healthy, it's not the best idea.
00:06:08.000 Yeah, I wouldn't price sleep.
00:06:09.000 No.
00:06:10.000 That's not a good idea.
00:06:11.000 Do you sleep well?
00:06:12.000 No.
00:06:15.000 I didn't sleep well before kids.
00:06:15.000 No.
00:06:18.000 That's true.
00:06:19.000 Night terrors?
00:06:20.000 No.
00:06:20.000 The old sidelines?
00:06:22.000 Coach?
00:06:23.000 Extracurricular activities.
00:06:25.000 Dave?
00:06:26.000 Rubbing the goods.
00:06:28.000 Get out there and show them your meat.
00:06:30.000 It's National Coming Out Day. 0.96
00:06:32.000 That's not you.
00:06:33.000 That was the Washington... They used to be called the Redskins.
00:06:37.000 Oh no, it was the Giants?
00:06:38.000 They were playing the Washington... No?
00:06:41.000 Fourskins. 0.90
00:06:42.000 They were playing the Green Bay Packers.
00:06:45.000 Oh, were they?
00:06:46.000 Well, there you go there, too.
00:06:48.000 They were getting ready to pack them.
00:06:49.000 Well, best packers on the planet. 0.93
00:06:54.000 Well, today is National Coming Out Day, and to celebrate, well, I guess Madonna Is gay now. 0.94
00:07:02.000 I don't know.
00:07:03.000 She's 64 and has six children.
00:07:05.000 She moves like she's 94.
00:07:06.000 She does.
00:07:06.000 I know.
00:07:07.000 She's 64 and has six children.
00:07:13.000 Uh-huh.
00:07:14.000 She moves like she's 94.
00:07:15.000 She does.
00:07:16.000 I know.
00:07:17.000 Yeah, she's, uh, I'd say she hasn't been, uh, uh, sought after since 94. 0.62
00:07:23.000 The wall hit hard.
00:07:26.000 Yeah.
00:07:27.000 The video's a little strange, but it's, you know, it's nothing you haven't seen around the office.
00:07:31.000 You know, at least here.
00:07:32.000 Dude, what are you doing?
00:07:44.000 Hey.
00:07:46.000 If I miss this shot, you gotta kiss me. 0.58
00:07:49.000 Okay He's a good kisser
00:08:05.000 Wow.
00:08:06.000 It's almost like he wanted it.
00:08:07.000 Yeah.
00:08:08.000 Weird.
00:08:08.000 Bad herpes.
00:08:10.000 That's the problem.
00:08:12.000 Don't pretend.
00:08:13.000 Bad herpes.
00:08:14.000 I don't know why Darius would agree to that.
00:08:16.000 Yeah.
00:08:17.000 Yeah, he did say okay quickly, didn't he?
00:08:19.000 Yeah, he was like, oh, finally.
00:08:21.000 I've been waiting on this moment.
00:08:22.000 Did you read my application?
00:08:25.000 I've asked you to play beer pong many times. 0.96
00:08:26.000 I want to kiss the partially Asian boy. 1.00
00:08:30.000 But it's just a joke. 0.97
00:08:31.000 I'm doing it ironically.
00:08:32.000 Yeah, it's a joke!
00:08:33.000 Let's do it on coming out day.
00:08:35.000 I wrote that.
00:08:35.000 When it's pretend.
00:08:36.000 Oh, we gotta wear shirts?
00:08:39.000 I quit. 0.99
00:08:39.000 This sucks. 0.99
00:08:44.000 And in another coming out story, Tulsi Gabbard made a huge announcement this morning. 0.99
00:08:48.000 She's officially leaving the Democratic Party.
00:08:51.000 I can no longer remain in today's Democratic Party that's under the complete control of an elitist cabal of warmongers who are driven by cowardly wokeness, who divide us by racializing every issue and stoking anti-white racism, who actively work to undermine our God-given freedoms that are enshrined in our Constitution.
00:09:13.000 Who are hostile to people of faith and spirituality.
00:09:18.000 Who demonize the police but protect criminals at the expense of law-abiding Americans.
00:09:23.000 Who believe in open borders.
00:09:24.000 Who weaponize the national security state to go after their political opponents.
00:09:29.000 And above all, who are dragging us ever closer to nuclear war.
00:09:35.000 Now, I believe in a government that's of the people, by the people, and for the people.
00:09:42.000 Unfortunately, today's Democratic Party does not.
00:09:45.000 Instead, it stands for a government that is of, by, and for the powerful elite.
00:09:52.000 I'm calling on my fellow common-sense, independent-minded Democrats to join me in leaving the Democratic Party.
00:10:00.000 If you can no longer stomach the direction that the so-called woke Democratic Party ideologues are taking our country, then I invite you to join me.
00:10:09.000 If she were a president, she'd be Baberham Lincoln. 1.00
00:10:12.000 She certainly would.
00:10:15.000 I mean, I get what you're saying.
00:10:17.000 I like it.
00:10:17.000 I think it's 100%.
00:10:18.000 But where do you think she's going?
00:10:20.000 I don't know.
00:10:20.000 I think she's a lady of the people.
00:10:22.000 You know, she's got her Jay Leno shirt and her Val Kilmer willow hair.
00:10:25.000 But she's hot. 1.00
00:10:28.000 But she also looks like a drunk bus driver. 1.00
00:10:30.000 So, you know, you got that. 0.59
00:10:32.000 That works.
00:10:33.000 She throws that little grey streak in for me, David.
00:10:35.000 Yeah, like she had a little cuckoo bird.
00:10:39.000 That's to let you know she's absolutely attainable.
00:10:45.000 I'm past my prime.
00:10:46.000 I like it, though.
00:10:46.000 I like that she's not only leaving, she's also calling on fellow Democrats who maybe are more centrist.
00:10:51.000 Like I said, I don't know that there's a ton of them out there, but Oh, I think if you've lived in any major city and looked outside you're probably somewhere in the middle.
00:11:01.000 middle. Then you would have to admit that you're wrong and that you've been wrong
00:11:04.000 and that this that you see is your responsibility because you voted wrong
00:11:08.000 and I don't know that people are willing to do that. I've admitted that I'm wrong
00:11:12.000 a lot.
00:11:13.000 Well, she checked all the right boxes, though.
00:11:15.000 I mean, she hit them all hard.
00:11:16.000 Yeah.
00:11:17.000 Those are all areas they have to defend.
00:11:18.000 I hope they leave en masse.
00:11:20.000 And I hope they, at the very least, we're talking about this, go to the Libertarian Party.
00:11:24.000 I'm totally fine with you stealing votes from the Democrats.
00:11:27.000 Democrats just going to another party and saying, well, we're not going to vote for these guys at least.
00:11:31.000 Well, I think if you want to change the platform of your party to not be lunatics, it makes sense to go, yeah, we don't really want to burn down everything and steal votes.
00:11:40.000 We'd like to not be those people.
00:11:41.000 And mail ballots to people on accident.
00:11:45.000 She is pretty libertarian, but they don't pull from the Democrats though.
00:11:48.000 They're freedom-loving folks.
00:11:51.000 No, no, no.
00:11:51.000 What I'm saying is if Democrats leave, if Democrat voters and Democrat politicians leave the party and go to Libertarian, they're going to pull Democrat votes to the Libertarian party, which I'm fine with because they're not going to get enough for a long time to be a contender.
00:12:04.000 I'm sorry.
00:12:04.000 It's just, it is.
00:12:06.000 It is what it is, right?
00:12:06.000 I don't even know if they're going to ever be able to contend, but at least they'll pull votes away from Democrats.
00:12:11.000 If Democrat voters are leaving with them to go Libertarian because they're like, ah, I can't be a Republican because that's fascism.
00:12:18.000 Well, yeah.
00:12:21.000 She could go independent too, no?
00:12:23.000 Yeah, sure.
00:12:24.000 That's fine too.
00:12:25.000 Whatever you want to do! 0.96
00:12:29.000 As long as you're not one of them demon crets anymore. 1.00
00:12:32.000 Yeah, just don't vote for the biology skeleton that's in there now.
00:12:37.000 The gender-bred person. 0.99
00:12:39.000 Yeah, the whatever is left of the guy whose one eye doesn't blink. 0.98
00:12:46.000 He's a mess.
00:12:47.000 I can't, he's not even a person.
00:12:49.000 I'm sorry.
00:12:49.000 The million dollar man, Dave.
00:12:51.000 Where's the light?
00:12:52.000 On a budget.
00:12:53.000 I have a fight people named Skittle Flakes.
00:12:57.000 Alright, grab them. 0.94
00:12:59.000 Wrangle them.
00:13:00.000 Go ahead, comment.
00:13:01.000 What's your speculation?
00:13:02.000 What do you think she should do?
00:13:03.000 Not she, but do you think other people should follow suit?
00:13:06.000 What group should they join?
00:13:08.000 Maybe the Klan?
00:13:12.000 I thought it would be funny to say that.
00:13:15.000 Don't do that, don't do that.
00:13:17.000 It's a bad one. 0.89
00:13:18.000 It could be the Black Klan. 0.99
00:13:19.000 Well, they're also bad. 0.98
00:13:21.000 I think all of those are bad. 0.98
00:13:23.000 Well, there's a black clan.
00:13:25.000 They were in Lansing, Michigan. 0.95
00:13:26.000 They killed Malcolm X's dad.
00:13:28.000 Really?
00:13:28.000 Yeah.
00:13:29.000 They were the black clansmen.
00:13:30.000 Wow. 0.76
00:13:30.000 They weren't black. 0.76
00:13:31.000 They just wore black.
00:13:32.000 Oh.
00:13:33.000 Yeah.
00:13:33.000 Well, see, that's a plot twist.
00:13:34.000 I know.
00:13:36.000 Well, they were like, we want to do stuff at night in this white bedsheets.
00:13:40.000 Kind of give it away.
00:13:44.000 I don't know. 1.00
00:13:45.000 They're all stupid. 1.00
00:13:47.000 Yeah, that's right. 1.00
00:13:47.000 I know some of you are watching. 1.00
00:13:49.000 I've seen this show.
00:13:51.000 All right.
00:13:52.000 It's a live show.
00:13:52.000 Speaking of which, Monday through Thursday at 10 a.m.
00:13:55.000 Eastern, you can watch us on Rumble, Podcasts, Mug Club.
00:13:58.000 Those are all of the preferred platforms, if you want to go to any of those.
00:14:02.000 Or check us out on YouTube if you want.
00:14:04.000 I guess.
00:14:05.000 While we're still on it.
00:14:07.000 And not being paid by them for giving them a bunch of views.
00:14:11.000 So yeah.
00:14:12.000 Support YouTube!
00:14:12.000 They're great.
00:14:15.000 Wonderful people.
00:14:16.000 Yeah.
00:14:17.000 You know what Tulsi Gabbard might be good on?
00:14:19.000 There's a shoutout app.
00:14:20.000 Have you ever heard of that?
00:14:21.000 I have.
00:14:22.000 Yeah, it's a good app.
00:14:23.000 I hear Gerald Morgan might be getting on there too.
00:14:25.000 Gerald Morgan should get on shoutout.
00:14:27.000 That's where you can get anybody that can wish you a happy birthday.
00:14:29.000 I could wish you a happy coming out day.
00:14:31.000 You just would have to pay me for it.
00:14:33.000 I'd be like, happy coming out day, Gerald.
00:14:35.000 I feel like you're going to do that anyway.
00:14:37.000 I know, I'm gonna send one to you.
00:14:38.000 You're like, hey, I paid $1,000.
00:14:39.000 Wow, that's weird.
00:14:40.000 I'm going to pay, I'm going to buy myself one.
00:15:30.000 and dance like nobody's watching.
00:15:33.000 I think you always do that, right?
00:15:35.000 Are we clear?
00:15:35.000 Did we... Are we good?
00:15:36.000 Did we save the day?
00:15:38.000 Yes?
00:15:38.000 Nay?
00:15:40.000 Somebody?
00:15:40.000 I don't know.
00:15:40.000 Hello?
00:15:41.000 Anybody?
00:15:41.000 I didn't hear.
00:15:41.000 I think we missed it.
00:15:43.000 Oh, well, good.
00:15:43.000 I got it right away.
00:15:44.000 Well... Good.
00:15:45.000 Perfect.
00:15:46.000 Okay.
00:15:46.000 All right.
00:15:46.000 We're back on.
00:15:47.000 I didn't say anything.
00:15:48.000 Yay.
00:15:50.000 With Dave.
00:15:51.000 It's my fault.
00:15:52.000 I'll take responsibility because I didn't use gender correctly.
00:15:57.000 Yeah.
00:15:58.000 And I want to.
00:15:59.000 I don't want to alienate anybody.
00:16:01.000 No.
00:16:02.000 No third reel.
00:16:03.000 You just don't know who you're alienating.
00:16:04.000 No 1970s car parts at all.
00:16:07.000 None.
00:16:08.000 None.
00:16:09.000 All shall be listed.
00:16:09.000 Let's just move on.
00:16:10.000 Yeah, we should be good to go.
00:16:11.000 Yeah, good.
00:16:13.000 Thank you, Duncan Allen.
00:16:14.000 I appreciate it.
00:16:14.000 You didn't sound very confident.
00:16:16.000 No, he looks like he's sweating.
00:16:19.000 He looks like it's the last day he's working here.
00:16:21.000 Like he's drinking a cup of gravy.
00:16:24.000 Warm jacket over here.
00:16:24.000 Yeah, it's hot.
00:16:25.000 Real hot.
00:16:26.000 And he just kissed a guy a minute ago, so it's kind of, you know.
00:16:29.000 That's fine, we'll lose all of our no money from YouTube.
00:16:33.000 No, not that we want to.
00:16:35.000 Which is, they should pay him.
00:16:38.000 Anyway, there's some leaked racist audio, I don't know if you guys have heard about this.
00:16:43.000 It's from Gerald Morgan's car, he's yelling in traffic.
00:16:46.000 Also not true.
00:16:47.000 Oh, sorry.
00:16:52.000 I just, I'm on fire today.
00:16:55.000 The mayor of Birmingham, Alabama, resigned actually after audio of a very, very racist remarks were leaked to the media.
00:17:04.000 We have a picture.
00:17:05.000 Right here.
00:17:05.000 This is the white lady in question right here.
00:17:09.000 It's Mayor Nancy Smith and Deputy Mayor Bubba Johnson were recorded comparing their colleague's black son to an ancestry.
00:17:18.000 Accessory.
00:17:19.000 Yes.
00:17:20.000 Well, the Ancestry, they also did.
00:17:22.000 They were discussing them.
00:17:22.000 Yeah, they were discussing the Ancestry too, my mistake.
00:17:25.000 But yes, they did compare him to an accessory, which is a little weird.
00:17:29.000 They were speaking also in Swedish, the whitest language possible. 1.00
00:17:33.000 Smith also called the boy an appa, which means monkey, which as we all know is very, very offensive.
00:17:39.000 And racist.
00:17:40.000 Yes. 0.99
00:17:41.000 And even though Paul Mooney would tell you white people look more like monkeys because they have straight hair. 0.96
00:17:46.000 And to put icing on the cake, she even had racist comments about Birmingham's Puerto Rican population. 1.00
00:17:52.000 These are actual quotes.
00:17:54.000 I see a lot of little short dark people.
00:17:56.000 Oh wow. 0.97
00:17:57.000 I was like, I don't know what village they come from, how they got here, and then they also said Tanfeos, which means they're ugly.
00:18:08.000 Well, we actually got a fact check on that.
00:18:13.000 Clean that up a little.
00:18:13.000 Not the right... So, yeah, the rest of the information is below.
00:18:17.000 It's actually... Oh, I see.
00:18:19.000 It was not a white... Oh, no. 0.81
00:18:22.000 Okay.
00:18:22.000 Oh, I'm sorry.
00:18:24.000 It was a Los Angeles City Council president named Nury Martinez.
00:18:29.000 It was in no way a white lady.
00:18:30.000 Okay.
00:18:30.000 Yes.
00:18:31.000 My bad.
00:18:31.000 Okay.
00:18:32.000 It was a lady. 0.62
00:18:33.000 A Latinx. 0.99
00:18:36.000 Yeah.
00:18:37.000 Here's the actual audio, yeah. 1.00
00:18:39.000 Go get the airport from his little brother, that little bitch Bonnet. 1.00
00:18:44.000 I go, I go, what is with Bonnet? 1.00
00:18:47.000 I said, Bonnet thinks he's black. 0.52
00:18:49.000 That guy don't think he's black. 0.97
00:18:50.000 I go, he thinks he's black. 0.72
00:18:52.000 I go, the same thing.
00:18:53.000 He goes, why are they so close?
00:18:56.000 He's from Massachusetts.
00:18:59.000 It's an accessory. 0.98
00:18:59.000 He's black. Yeah. He's Latino. 0.98
00:19:01.000 He brings it like this during Black History Month. He brings it to the council. He puts it here. Remember? He
00:19:05.000 brings it.
00:19:06.000 He says it's an accessory. When we do the MLK parade.
00:19:10.000 Like an accessory?
00:19:12.000 He has statues in plantations.
00:19:15.000 You know how Puerto Ricans hate parades. Yes. 0.91
00:19:20.000 Yes.
00:19:22.000 It's like the oddest thing.
00:19:26.000 It's like black and brown on this float.
00:19:29.000 And then there's this white guy with the little black kid who's misbehaved. 0.99
00:19:35.000 I have a child. 0.96
00:19:36.000 Wow.
00:19:56.000 Yeah, compared to the kid to a handbag.
00:20:00.000 Essentially.
00:20:01.000 Saying he was all for show.
00:20:02.000 He's an accessory.
00:20:04.000 And crapped on an entire ethnic group, which was fun. 1.00
00:20:08.000 And then the worst part of it was that she called the black boy a monkey. 0.98
00:20:12.000 Yeah, this is actually her photo. 0.94
00:20:15.000 Yeah.
00:20:15.000 Go ahead and hit the like button.
00:20:18.000 Pretty hot. 0.66
00:20:22.000 I mean, awful person.
00:20:24.000 I'm not going to say that she's a good person.
00:20:26.000 Yeah. 0.98
00:20:27.000 We're told everything that we hear is that white people are racist against black people. 0.94
00:20:31.000 And that's why we chose Birmingham, Alabama. 0.79
00:20:33.000 We're like, all right, let's pick the deep south and make it look like white Jennifer Garner. 1.00
00:20:37.000 We'll put that on there.
00:20:38.000 No, this is Hispanic people in Los Angeles.
00:20:41.000 Well, I have news.
00:20:43.000 You do?
00:20:45.000 Every group can be a little bit racist.
00:20:51.000 No, no, no, Dave.
00:20:52.000 Only white people can be racist. 0.81
00:20:54.000 I'm sorry, let me rephrase that. 0.99
00:20:56.000 Only white people can be racist.
00:21:01.000 No, it doesn't feel right. 0.51
00:21:02.000 No.
00:21:03.000 It doesn't feel right.
00:21:04.000 No, it's not right.
00:21:04.000 It's because this one time I was getting hit with a crowbar and they said honky.
00:21:12.000 Were you honking?
00:21:13.000 Her comments were almost unintelligible, even with the transcript there.
00:21:19.000 Yeah, she definitely didn't think she was being recorded.
00:21:21.000 She was doing Spanglish. 0.99
00:21:25.000 A little mix, which happens a lot.
00:21:28.000 Especially in LA, there's always a little bit of that.
00:21:31.000 And if you want to get your keys made, just send your friend Sebastian, who speaks fluent Spanish, and he'll get them for free.
00:21:38.000 They just hook each other up.
00:21:40.000 It's like the Eddie Murphy sketch where he becomes the white guy and he gets free stuff.
00:21:45.000 He's like, I'd like to buy this newspaper.
00:21:47.000 He's like, just take it.
00:21:49.000 There's nobody around. 0.87
00:21:49.000 You're white. 0.87
00:21:50.000 Just take it. 0.98
00:21:52.000 Spanish people just do that. 1.00
00:21:53.000 It's called white like me.
00:21:57.000 Which I don't blame them.
00:21:59.000 I think it's great to have a community like that.
00:22:01.000 Free stuff helps.
00:22:02.000 So the person that makes the keys owns the key shop?
00:22:05.000 Usually they own the truck and the parking lot.
00:22:09.000 I can't speak of the permits.
00:22:11.000 I thought maybe they were stealing from Walmart and giving these to friends, maybe.
00:22:17.000 No, they're usually hanging out outside of the Home Depot.
00:22:21.000 That's not even being racist, that's just serious.
00:22:23.000 That's usually a good keema.
00:22:26.000 When you get those free deals, just don't ask where it comes from.
00:22:28.000 Just take the free.
00:22:29.000 Yeah, I don't care.
00:22:30.000 It's free.
00:22:31.000 Yeah, it's totally free.
00:22:32.000 Should be fine.
00:22:32.000 Or you tip them a buck.
00:22:35.000 You're such a lazy tipper. 0.97
00:22:37.000 I am a great tipper. 0.99
00:22:38.000 A buck?
00:22:39.000 I tipped $50 on a $40 bill the other day.
00:22:44.000 Just to see the smile on the waitress's face.
00:22:47.000 You know why?
00:22:48.000 Because people are not good to people.
00:22:51.000 Read Charles Bukowski.
00:22:52.000 I agree with that poem.
00:22:54.000 You know, whenever I do that, my credit card company sends me an email and a text.
00:23:00.000 Did you mean to do this?
00:23:01.000 Yeah.
00:23:02.000 They show the waitress getting dragged out of her house in front of her kids.
00:23:06.000 They show her in the back of a squad car.
00:23:09.000 Is this the lady who took your Amex? 0.95
00:23:14.000 That would be a great ploy to get somebody fired, just way over tip, and then be like, no, I didn't tip that.
00:23:19.000 No, they put zeros on it.
00:23:20.000 Yeah, ah, they added stuff. 0.98
00:23:24.000 I meant, I meant cash, and by waitress I meant hooker. 0.99
00:23:29.000 Alright. 0.98
00:23:30.000 Well. 1.00
00:23:31.000 Let's talk about, but there are, I mean blacks and Mexicans, they do kind of, I mean we've all talked, let's talk about Menace to Society for example, in that movie, they drop off the cops, drop off the black guy in the Mexican neighborhood, amongst the cholos, to get his ass kicked. 1.00
00:23:48.000 Let nature take its course. 1.00
00:23:50.000 Indeed.
00:23:50.000 And what they thought was going to happen.
00:23:52.000 Yeah, let's see some stuff about blacks and Mexicans. 0.90
00:23:54.000 Listen to me, all y'all. 0.99
00:23:55.000 This whole f***ing thing is like changing of the guard. 0.99
00:23:58.000 Back in the day, all these neighborhoods used to be black, and what are they now? 1.00
00:24:02.000 Mexicans. 0.95
00:24:03.000 Exactly. 0.99
00:24:04.000 There used to be chicken stands on the corner, now there's f***ing taco stands on every corner. 0.98
00:24:08.000 Some real s***. 0.99
00:24:08.000 If we don't come together, there's gonna be some extinct sh** pretty soon. 0.99
00:24:11.000 What's on the phone? 0.99
00:24:12.000 Move! Move! Move! 0.91
00:24:13.000 What an odd Geico commercial.
00:24:24.000 Was that Mayhem?
00:24:28.000 I think so.
00:24:30.000 Are you in good hands?
00:24:34.000 The new 2023 Chrysler Caravan.
00:24:38.000 The AR-15.
00:24:38.000 15 fit in five of your homies and twist their caps back oh man
00:24:51.000 Yeah, that's always been though.
00:24:54.000 It has.
00:24:54.000 That's not really racism.
00:24:56.000 That's just gang warfare.
00:24:58.000 Gang territory. 0.67
00:24:59.000 What the black guy was saying was kind of racist, but it was really stereotypical.
00:25:03.000 How about that?
00:25:04.000 There used to be chicken stands on every corner, and now they're taco stands.
00:25:08.000 I feel like the beginning of the sentence is racist.
00:25:11.000 Yes.
00:25:12.000 He's like, I don't like the diversity.
00:25:14.000 Oh.
00:25:15.000 He's like, I want to go back to just the chicken.
00:25:18.000 Well, becoming extinct is pretty telling.
00:25:21.000 Yeah.
00:25:22.000 It's not really, I don't know.
00:25:23.000 That seems racist in the sense of you just want the food that benefits you.
00:25:28.000 That's true.
00:25:28.000 Say if you're white and you're like, I just want the cucumber sandwich shop.
00:25:32.000 No, nobody wants that.
00:25:33.000 It's not about the food, Dave.
00:25:34.000 Is that not it?
00:25:36.000 I would rather go extinct than only have cucumber sandwiches.
00:25:39.000 I know.
00:25:40.000 Or what about fish and chips?
00:25:43.000 I can deal with that, but that'll kill you too.
00:25:45.000 I mean, over time.
00:25:46.000 Well, yeah.
00:25:47.000 It's not bad.
00:25:48.000 Long John Silvers won't go into those neighborhoods.
00:25:51.000 No.
00:25:51.000 There's never a fried food area in a bad neighborhood.
00:25:54.000 We can all attest to that.
00:25:58.000 Or a liquor store.
00:26:01.000 Or check cashing.
00:26:02.000 No.
00:26:03.000 I've never seen one.
00:26:04.000 Not a pawn shop to be found.
00:26:05.000 Yeah, that's nice.
00:26:07.000 I made $400 this week, and what do you give me for it?
00:26:10.000 Great.
00:26:11.000 Thank you.
00:26:11.000 That's fantastic.
00:26:12.000 Yes, I love cashing my check with you, sir.
00:26:13.000 This is just enough to buy a .40 and a gun.
00:26:16.000 Used to be able to find a good bail bondsman down there, but...
00:26:18.000 Yeah.
00:26:19.000 You don't need them anymore.
00:26:21.000 You just go there and they go, you go, what's bail?
00:26:24.000 And they go, nothing.
00:26:25.000 Oh, and you go, all right.
00:26:28.000 I like it.
00:26:29.000 Oh, this is pretty good.
00:26:30.000 I'm going to go do the crime I just did again.
00:26:32.000 And by the way, sir, we just want to let you know, you won't be arrested if you only steal $999 worth of goods.
00:26:37.000 Just the more, you know, tip for you not to come back and let go again.
00:26:40.000 And that's why I go to Walgreens.
00:26:43.000 Don't want to inconvenience you.
00:26:45.000 I just take $900 worth of socks.
00:26:51.000 It's all the socks.
00:26:52.000 The security guard.
00:26:54.000 You probably could take all the socks at Walgreens and be like, what you gonna do about it?
00:26:58.000 Well, it would take multiple trips.
00:27:00.000 Yeah, I mean... Well, they don't have that many socks.
00:27:03.000 Yeah, I'd be wearing a lot of Hanes Herways. 0.99
00:27:07.000 You just keep missing the trash can. 0.97
00:27:09.000 I guess I'm still gay. 1.00
00:27:11.000 Son of a... 0.78
00:27:16.000 Well yes, racism, what we're saying is racism does exist in America and it exists amongst everybody and I think if we're all going to come together we have to admit that and go back to making fun of each other.
00:27:28.000 Yes, it's better to make fun of each other than to be racist towards one another.
00:27:32.000 Right?
00:27:34.000 Of course.
00:27:34.000 You grew up in a fairly black neighborhood, yes?
00:27:37.000 Well, you know, when I was growing up it wasn't as... I went to school with mostly black kids, but no, the neighborhood where I grew up is now entirely black.
00:27:46.000 Yeah.
00:27:46.000 And I think you've told me some of the highest gang activity in the country.
00:27:49.000 Oh, east side of Detroit?
00:27:50.000 Wasn't that way then, though.
00:27:51.000 Yeah, in the 90s it was big time, too.
00:27:53.000 Yeah, it's... well, no, it's not getting better.
00:27:56.000 Only because fewer people live there now.
00:27:58.000 Yeah, I guess technically.
00:28:00.000 Dave, the house I grew up in sold for $8,000.
00:28:02.000 That's pretty good.
00:28:04.000 Did you buy it?
00:28:05.000 No, the other two homes on the street are free for squatters' rights if you pull the boards off the windows.
00:28:10.000 Who is coming with eight grand and like, yeah, I'm gonna do this.
00:28:16.000 Oh, how do you like your new house?
00:28:17.000 It was great.
00:28:18.000 I went in and four pit bulls ate my girlfriend. 1.00
00:28:24.000 I didn't like her anyway.
00:28:25.000 It's because they ran out of rags.
00:28:27.000 Yeah, what'd you paint it with?
00:28:28.000 Blood.
00:28:29.000 The blood of my friends.
00:28:32.000 Never have to paint it again.
00:28:36.000 Yeah.
00:28:36.000 Oh, it's a nice roof.
00:28:37.000 What is it?
00:28:37.000 Oh, there's a tree growing through it.
00:28:39.000 Ah, yeah, yeah.
00:28:40.000 It's great.
00:28:40.000 Nature.
00:28:40.000 It's a wonderful thing.
00:28:42.000 When we were in Royal Oak for the show, I took Johnny Boy down, you know, west side.
00:28:46.000 Yeah.
00:28:46.000 Off of Woodward, below maybe six mile or so.
00:28:49.000 He said, I saw Ukraine last night on the news.
00:28:53.000 It wasn't this bad.
00:28:54.000 No.
00:28:55.000 It had just been bombed.
00:28:56.000 Yeah, yeah.
00:28:57.000 Entire halves of buildings missing just caved in and burned out.
00:29:01.000 Oh, totally.
00:29:02.000 Because those were all bombed and then they didn't fix it.
00:29:04.000 They didn't fix it.
00:29:05.000 They let it go.
00:29:05.000 They were like, ah, it's fine.
00:29:07.000 Nature will take its course.
00:29:08.000 We'll just let this become urban farmland.
00:29:10.000 Yeah.
00:29:10.000 That's a good idea.
00:29:11.000 I like urban farmers.
00:29:12.000 Isn't that great?
00:29:13.000 I like when you see them on the news and they're just holding their bleeding faces going, I don't know why the gang members stabbed me and took all my pumpkins.
00:29:23.000 It's great when you have a high-rise with a tree growing on the top floor straight up.
00:29:27.000 Oh, it's amazing.
00:29:28.000 Just accumulated muck and a tree.
00:29:31.000 The seed got planted and it grew a major tree.
00:29:34.000 It's like your own little tree fort.
00:29:36.000 How many years did that take to grow that tree?
00:29:38.000 What used to be a high-rise business.
00:29:41.000 I'm going to guess roughly from the late 60s.
00:29:45.000 If I had to venture a guess.
00:29:48.000 Good times.
00:29:49.000 If you ever wanted to see a nice scenic area, go there.
00:29:51.000 There are some nice parts of it.
00:29:52.000 And by that, I mean there aren't.
00:29:54.000 Now, speaking of nice things and mistakes, PayPal made a big mistake.
00:30:00.000 I don't know if you guys saw that.
00:30:01.000 Big mistake.
00:30:02.000 You hear me, PayPal?
00:30:04.000 Big mistake.
00:30:06.000 Last week, a new policy released by PayPal said the payment services See, I do that all the time.
00:30:12.000 I already know the story, and then I read this stuff.
00:30:15.000 I don't need to read it.
00:30:17.000 I know it.
00:30:17.000 Oh.
00:30:18.000 So let me do this again.
00:30:19.000 Tell it to us, Dave.
00:30:20.000 Yeah, but you didn't drop that part.
00:30:23.000 Last week, a new policy released by PayPal said that payment service giants would fine users $2,500 for expressing misinformation.
00:30:37.000 For if you say you like Trump, or if Gerald is straight.
00:30:42.000 Don't take your anger out on me.
00:30:44.000 I know, you're right.
00:30:45.000 It's not your fault I can't read right.
00:30:48.000 You're just bad with letters.
00:30:50.000 It's a school for children who can't read good and do other stuff good too.
00:30:55.000 Really do anything.
00:30:58.000 I like the way he slated himself, like he could do another take.
00:31:00.000 No, I know.
00:31:01.000 I wish I did.
00:31:02.000 Slap his hand on the desk.
00:31:04.000 I read all the time, but then when it comes to a prompter, and I also have LASIK, so there's no excuse.
00:31:10.000 And I perform in front of a live audience all the time.
00:31:13.000 2015 vision.
00:31:13.000 Yeah, for some reason, like, you know what it is?
00:31:16.000 I went to the people that did LASIK for the Detroit Lions.
00:31:19.000 That's the problem.
00:31:20.000 So they did it almost good.
00:31:22.000 Yeah, exactly.
00:31:23.000 Like, they did it just enough to where I miss every catch.
00:31:27.000 Did you want the lineman or did you want the wide receiver?
00:31:31.000 Say, do you want the quarterback who throws into the stands?
00:31:36.000 So yeah, you don't want to express misinformation, of course, on PayPal.
00:31:44.000 These prohibited activities include the sending, posting, or publication of any messages, content, or materials that promote misinformation or present A risk to user safety or well-being?
00:31:58.000 Well-being!
00:31:58.000 I love the well-being part.
00:32:00.000 It's like, oh, let's just use the most broad terms that we can possibly use.
00:32:03.000 Misinformation, okay, who defines what misinformation is?
00:32:06.000 Thanks, got it, because everything that we've seen from the media about misinformation turns out to be, you know, wrong.
00:32:11.000 But then, well-being of individuals?
00:32:14.000 I bought an auction item on eBay for a price that you didn't like and I said, ha ha, great deal, and you're like, ah!
00:32:22.000 That's not good for my well-being.
00:32:23.000 Of course!
00:32:25.000 I don't know what snowflake I'm going to offend on the other side.
00:32:27.000 Yeah, I bought a 15-year-old George Foreman grill and it burned my house down.
00:32:34.000 That's terrible for your wellbeing.
00:32:35.000 It was $6.
00:32:37.000 I bought beanie babies right before they crashed.
00:32:41.000 Yeah, now I have a whole bunch of whale beanies all over the house. 1.00
00:32:46.000 Nice collection of stuffed animals. 1.00
00:32:47.000 I'm an idiot. 1.00
00:32:49.000 I love those people. 0.99
00:32:50.000 Also, you can comment, what do you think this means?
00:32:53.000 Because we don't.
00:32:54.000 What do you think?
00:32:56.000 What's some misinformation you think that could be promoted?
00:32:59.000 I don't know.
00:33:01.000 How are they monitoring you for that policy?
00:33:04.000 Dave, you said use Venmo and you tell people... I write ridiculous stuff on Venmo.
00:33:11.000 Yeah! 0.60
00:33:11.000 I could just pull out my Venmo right now and read like the last six things I sent someone. 0.60
00:33:16.000 And five of them would get us banned!
00:33:17.000 Yeah!
00:33:19.000 Because I never write it seriously.
00:33:20.000 That's why it was funny when they're like, the IRS is gonna look at Venmo, I'm like, well that's sex crimes now!
00:33:30.000 I'm definitely going to prison.
00:33:32.000 You know, because it's...
00:33:36.000 Any compensation you send, you put a note.
00:33:38.000 Yeah, I put a note in, and if there's an emoji that's close enough to resemble what it was, like if there's like... Then you'll use that too!
00:33:46.000 Like two pumpkins facing each other, a sausage and money.
00:33:50.000 You know?
00:33:52.000 Which I think everybody does in this game.
00:33:54.000 Which I think everybody does.
00:33:56.000 If you scroll through Venmo, there's nothing real on there.
00:33:59.000 It's just people like...
00:34:02.000 It's like... It's awesome.
00:34:06.000 It's like, you paid your friend $112 for beating an old lady to death? 0.60
00:34:11.000 Well, uh... Yeah, that's about right, yeah.
00:34:16.000 You are under oath, sir.
00:34:17.000 I did not, except I did do that, yes.
00:34:19.000 No, it's a comedy.
00:34:20.000 It's just joking around.
00:34:21.000 You find this amusing?
00:34:23.000 I do.
00:34:26.000 You find beating ladies amusing? 1.00
00:34:28.000 Well, hypothetically.
00:34:30.000 I mean, I don't really, but I think it'd be funny to pay someone for it.
00:34:35.000 On a public service.
00:34:36.000 And only pay $112.
00:34:36.000 I mean, come on, that's comedy.
00:34:38.000 I think having a receipt of killing a woman is funny. 1.00
00:34:45.000 You're saying I can't write that off as a business expense?
00:34:52.000 One of the 87,000 IRS agents potentially showing up at my door, is that what you're saying?
00:34:58.000 Yeah, so you paid $500 to your opening act for a taint waxing?
00:35:02.000 That's right.
00:35:04.000 It's a specialized service.
00:35:06.000 Usually they cost a thousand, got a deal.
00:35:10.000 A bring-your-own-candles waxing party.
00:35:12.000 I'm not even kidding, it says these things.
00:35:15.000 So now you're gonna take Matt down with you?
00:35:17.000 Yeah, that's what I'm not gonna say his name.
00:35:20.000 He's having a baby right now.
00:35:21.000 Is he?
00:35:21.000 Yeah, yeah, it's this week, any minute now.
00:35:24.000 His wife's in the hospital.
00:35:26.000 Actually, he'll have to read about it because he's going to be arrested.
00:35:29.000 Yeah, yeah, that's true.
00:35:31.000 I was going to send him a monetary gift as well to say congratulations, you're having a baby.
00:35:36.000 But I wouldn't say that in it.
00:35:38.000 You would say something else.
00:35:39.000 Yeah. 1.00
00:35:40.000 I would be like, I hope you didn't pick a gender, you fascist. 0.99
00:35:47.000 But nothing about the race of the baby. 0.98
00:35:48.000 No, nothing at all.
00:35:50.000 No, no, no.
00:35:51.000 No, we don't mention that.
00:35:53.000 It's uh...
00:35:54.000 It's not his.
00:35:56.000 Sorry.
00:35:57.000 That's a lie.
00:36:00.000 But PayPal saying the whole thing was just an honest mistake.
00:36:06.000 PayPal feeling the ripple effect from this today.
00:36:09.000 Its stocks taking a significant dip.
00:36:12.000 Last week, the company expanded its use policy to include prohibiting customers from sending, posting, or publishing any messages, content, or materials that promote misinformation.
00:36:24.000 It included a $2,500 fine for each violation.
00:36:28.000 PayPal's former president criticized the move, along with company co-founder Elon Musk.
00:36:33.000 Today a PayPal spokesman clarified the move saying PayPal is not fining people for misinformation and this language was never intended to be inserted in our policy.
00:36:43.000 We're sorry for the confusion this has caused.
00:36:47.000 Okay, look at it again.
00:36:48.000 Okay.
00:36:49.000 This language was never intended to be inserted in our policy.
00:36:53.000 We're sorry for the confusion this has caused.
00:36:56.000 You said we're going to charge you $2,500 for misinformation.
00:37:00.000 It's not confusing.
00:37:01.000 I mean, it's confusing when misinformation is, but the fine was pretty... Clear.
00:37:06.000 Yeah, pretty specific.
00:37:07.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:37:07.000 And by the way... Clear as a bell, the radio.
00:37:09.000 The language was never intended to be inserted.
00:37:11.000 What you could have said is, we never had any intention to fine people for what they say on our platform when they're paying people.
00:37:19.000 Yeah, also, do you have a legal right to even do that?
00:37:23.000 I don't know.
00:37:24.000 I guess it's a private company.
00:37:25.000 They can probably try and use that angle for it. 0.83
00:37:27.000 Aren't you dipping into the bank of another private company and just being like, that's ours now?
00:37:31.000 Well, it's kind of like what the banks do anyway.
00:37:34.000 Overdraft fees and stuff.
00:37:35.000 They just, like, take your money.
00:37:38.000 Maybe just don't spend money you don't have.
00:37:39.000 But hey, neither way.
00:37:42.000 It would have been clearer to say that.
00:37:43.000 I think what they are really saying is, we didn't know that you guys read that stuff.
00:37:48.000 I thought it was just going to slip past everybody.
00:37:51.000 They just got caught.
00:37:52.000 That's it.
00:37:53.000 Yeah, because a bunch of people were like, $2,500?
00:37:54.000 No.
00:37:54.000 And then they told everybody.
00:38:00.000 Who's the last person to make this policy?
00:38:03.000 It's such a gross amount of money that others found out.
00:38:06.000 Yeah.
00:38:07.000 What is this, like a goof that somebody thought would be funny?
00:38:10.000 And it made it through?
00:38:12.000 Who wouldn't notice that?
00:38:15.000 Bang up job, PayPal.
00:38:16.000 Somebody's fired.
00:38:17.000 You'd be like, did I pay someone for a used Toyota?
00:38:23.000 I don't recall this transaction.
00:38:24.000 That $2,500 you took, what was it that I said?
00:38:28.000 I mean, I realize that I sent it to Matt to eat McGriddles off his chest. 1.00
00:38:34.000 But that really happened.
00:38:36.000 So that's not misinformation.
00:38:37.000 No!
00:38:38.000 I guess with PayPal, I'll be dead serious about the things that I do.
00:38:44.000 Anyway.
00:38:45.000 It's still gonna get you put in jail.
00:38:46.000 Do you have PayPal?
00:38:47.000 Did you?
00:38:47.000 Uh, I do.
00:38:50.000 Yeah.
00:38:50.000 I don't use it much.
00:38:52.000 No.
00:38:53.000 You're like an older generation. 0.99
00:38:54.000 I'm not trying to be insulting.
00:38:56.000 I didn't get PayPal until a few years ago when I was like selling stuff at shows and then I still claimed everything because I'm afraid of... The Urs?
00:39:03.000 Yeah!
00:39:04.000 I used some other cash app recently.
00:39:06.000 I forget the name of it.
00:39:07.000 Zelle?
00:39:08.000 Square.
00:39:08.000 I use Zelle all the time.
00:39:11.000 Square.
00:39:12.000 Lame-o.
00:39:16.000 Dave, I want to know why every female news anchor has to put on that voice. 1.00
00:39:19.000 Why is that?
00:39:20.000 It is a good point. 0.99
00:39:21.000 It's like, hey, do you want to have sex with El Capone? 0.97
00:39:24.000 She's telling the story about PayPal. 0.99
00:39:25.000 Yeah.
00:39:27.000 It's nasally and it's, I guess they're trying to be authoritative.
00:39:29.000 Yeah.
00:39:30.000 Hey, it's me.
00:39:31.000 I'm a lady.
00:39:31.000 I've got the scoop.
00:39:35.000 And the parts to go with it.
00:39:37.000 Yes.
00:39:39.000 I've got double D's and two scoops for you.
00:39:47.000 Honey, welcome home.
00:39:48.000 Hey.
00:39:49.000 Did you have a- Like an afternoon delight?
00:39:50.000 Oh, no.
00:39:51.000 No.
00:39:51.000 I'll pass.
00:39:52.000 Sky rockets in flight.
00:39:54.000 I'm gonna wear my news anchor outfit.
00:39:57.000 I'll be the news anchor.
00:39:57.000 You'll be the weatherman.
00:39:58.000 I'll throw to you.
00:39:59.000 This just in.
00:40:00.000 Me!
00:40:01.000 In completely unrelated news, this is definitely not representative of a trend.
00:40:14.000 The Colorado Secretary of State's office accidentally sent 30,000 postcards to non-citizens encouraging them to register to vote.
00:40:23.000 Democratic Secretary of State Janet Griswold's office sent 30,000 non-citizens an invitation to go register to vote.
00:40:30.000 Those folks are not eligible to vote.
00:40:32.000 Mailers printed in English and Spanish encouraged people to register and included instructions on how to do that.
00:40:37.000 The mailers also listed the eligibility requirements, things like being a U.S.
00:40:41.000 citizen and a resident of Colorado.
00:40:44.000 The Secretary of State's office blamed the bad mailing list on a database error.
00:40:48.000 The people who got the mailer should not be able to register to vote if they tried, because they wouldn't have the right kind of driver's license or social security number.
00:40:55.000 The Secretary of State's office says it will now send out a second mailer for the same group of 30,000 who got the first mailer, reiterating that citizenship requirement.
00:41:04.000 Hit the like button.
00:41:05.000 Helps with our algorithm.
00:41:07.000 And also, uh... What?
00:41:09.000 That one.
00:41:11.000 Don't use the gun.
00:41:12.000 Alright.
00:41:15.000 I love that guy saying, they shouldn't be able to vote because they won't most likely have the right form of identification. 0.68
00:41:21.000 I'm like, are any of these people non-citizens?
00:41:24.000 Okay, I understand non-citizens can be here legally, but are any portion of these maybe illegal?
00:41:28.000 Colorado?
00:41:29.000 And you have an address!
00:41:31.000 Yeah.
00:41:32.000 Go get them!
00:41:33.000 Why do 30,000 of them have addresses?
00:41:36.000 And the people who receive the mailer should get out.
00:41:39.000 This is probably a warning.
00:41:42.000 It's great because the mailer's already filled out for you.
00:41:46.000 You just have to send them back.
00:41:47.000 That's right.
00:41:49.000 I love how it was like, oh, it's a database error.
00:41:51.000 And you wonder why we have questions!
00:41:53.000 You make all these mistakes and we're just supposed to say like, yeah, no, this is 100% cool.
00:41:58.000 How is it a database error?
00:42:00.000 You see, what happened is they sent them intentionally.
00:42:04.000 Right.
00:42:04.000 Potentially, maybe.
00:42:05.000 Well, that would be the only way.
00:42:08.000 And then realized, oopsies.
00:42:11.000 Yeah, because physically, I don't think, what, a database put them in the mailbox?
00:42:18.000 Well, so here's the thing.
00:42:20.000 If you're in the Secretary of State's office, right, and your job is to send out information to voters, you would probably have a list of voters.
00:42:29.000 Yes.
00:42:29.000 Addresses.
00:42:30.000 You don't necessarily need to have a list of all the people who can't vote to send mailers to.
00:42:36.000 What, are you going to send them a yearly mailer?
00:42:37.000 Hey, remember, you rapscallion, you can't vote. 0.99
00:42:40.000 Yeah, it would be odd because when they came to renew their license plate tab, you would go, who are you?
00:42:47.000 You're just not on the list.
00:42:49.000 I think that's the way to take care of it, right?
00:42:50.000 Yeah, you'd be like, you don't belong here.
00:42:53.000 You don't go to a club and be like, yeah, I'm on the list.
00:42:55.000 Sorry, I don't see your name.
00:42:56.000 That's usually what happens instead of like, no, you're actually on the not allowed in list.
00:43:00.000 So they don't audit eligibility.
00:43:02.000 Right.
00:43:02.000 Right.
00:43:02.000 Essentially.
00:43:04.000 Yes.
00:43:04.000 That's fantastic.
00:43:06.000 Well, their name was on a list.
00:43:07.000 It must be okay.
00:43:08.000 I wish that worked when I was like 18, 17.
00:43:13.000 Just go to a club and go, hey, I'm a hot girl and I'm 21.
00:43:15.000 They're like, yeah, come on in.
00:43:17.000 Yeah, we can't say anything about that.
00:43:18.000 Ladies, welcome. 0.99
00:43:19.000 Ladies night.
00:43:20.000 You gotta let hot chicks in. 1.00
00:43:22.000 I'd be like, thank you.
00:43:25.000 Hi, I'm Dave.
00:43:29.000 Hi, I'm also Dave.
00:43:31.000 Hey, there's a lot of guys here.
00:43:33.000 Yeah, the bouncer's pretty woke. 1.00
00:43:34.000 I have tits. 1.00
00:43:44.000 Man, you don't even need that. 1.00
00:43:46.000 I'll say that all the time.
00:43:50.000 Every time I shower, I'm like, look at these sweater puppies. 1.00
00:43:56.000 You sound like a gay. 1.00
00:43:57.000 I know. 0.99
00:43:59.000 That is fair.
00:44:02.000 Yeah, well, I try to work out, and then I stop.
00:44:05.000 These mistakes constantly happen, though, as we were saying, in one direction, we should say, with the voting, is what we're discussing.
00:44:11.000 Well, then, the mistakes.
00:44:12.000 The mistakes, not the unpurposes.
00:44:13.000 The mistakes seem to always happen in this one direction.
00:44:16.000 The one direction, the mistakes always happen, possibly on purpose.
00:44:20.000 CNN and WAPO.
00:44:22.000 That's a very derogatory term for Italians.
00:44:24.000 CNN and WAPO slandered Nick Sandman.
00:44:26.000 That's also a derogatory term for Arabs.
00:44:31.000 And that was totally a mistake.
00:44:32.000 Yes, just a mistake.
00:44:34.000 And in 2020, Twitter accidentally suspended the Babylon Bee.
00:44:38.000 Our bad.
00:44:39.000 We thought you were real news. 0.57
00:44:40.000 Oh, crazy.
00:44:42.000 And Jack Dorsey admitted Twitter should have buried the Hunter Biden story.
00:44:45.000 Should not.
00:44:46.000 Oh, the laptop.
00:44:47.000 Look at that.
00:44:48.000 And I'll go ahead and let you field this one.
00:44:50.000 Yeah, Trayvon Martin case.
00:44:52.000 I don't know if you guys remember, but NBC fired a producer after they doctored the audio call for the 9-1-1 call.
00:44:58.000 Because if you remember, it's like, you know, he's this person, he's this person, he's black.
00:45:03.000 Yeah.
00:45:04.000 And what they cut out is the 9-1-1 operator saying, is he white?
00:45:07.000 Is he Hispanic?
00:45:08.000 Is he black? 0.88
00:45:09.000 And he just answered the question, oh, he's black. 0.83
00:45:11.000 They just cut that out.
00:45:12.000 And that was at the very beginning of the whole kind of Big blow up.
00:45:17.000 Call that trimming the fat.
00:45:18.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 0.99
00:45:19.000 No, it's called making a Hispanic guy into a white guy and also a racist for getting his butt kicked by a guy defending himself. 0.98
00:45:28.000 Sorry. 0.97
00:45:28.000 They don't use descriptors at 9-1-1. 0.97
00:45:30.000 I don't even like that guy now!
00:45:32.000 No, nobody likes George Zimmerman.
00:45:33.000 No, nobody does.
00:45:34.000 I'm not saying he's a model citizen.
00:45:36.000 I'm saying in that particular instance, he was defending his life. 1.00
00:45:41.000 I feel like he's kind of a dick. 1.00
00:45:43.000 He is. 0.99
00:45:43.000 And sort of maybe exacerbated the situation. 0.99
00:45:46.000 Well, that could be debated.
00:45:48.000 It can be debated.
00:45:48.000 When he made the phone call, he just answered the question.
00:45:51.000 He didn't say, I'm chasing a black dude! 0.94
00:45:53.000 Yeah, I'm not saying that that's what he did. 0.84
00:45:55.000 We can all agree that that didn't happen.
00:46:00.000 I also feel that if you're Community Watch, maybe you're taking it too seriously.
00:46:04.000 A little bit.
00:46:05.000 You're supposed to be asleep next to a pizza.
00:46:10.000 The only thing you should wake up to is like, did you hear her screaming?
00:46:13.000 And you'd be like, aw man.
00:46:14.000 Sorry, I had my headphones in.
00:46:16.000 Took an Ambien, started tweeting.
00:46:17.000 Yeah, I'm sorry.
00:46:18.000 I'm Neighborhood Watch.
00:46:21.000 What do you think this is?
00:46:22.000 This is for show.
00:46:24.000 You pay me $10 an hour.
00:46:25.000 Do you have a gun?
00:46:26.000 Yeah.
00:46:26.000 I don't even know why they let me have it.
00:46:27.000 That's weird.
00:46:30.000 Another situation where basic jiu-jitsu and no one has to die.
00:46:32.000 Yes!
00:46:33.000 Right!
00:46:33.000 I mean, it was the simplest of things.
00:46:35.000 He pulled his gun and shot a guy.
00:46:36.000 Yeah, he didn't have to do that.
00:46:39.000 If he had just, you know, learned to defend himself against a teenager.
00:46:43.000 Get a guy off the top.
00:46:44.000 He was sitting on top of him, banging his head on a curb.
00:46:46.000 Then didn't he have another incident later?
00:46:49.000 Yeah.
00:46:49.000 Yeah.
00:46:50.000 He's not.
00:46:51.000 Oh, no, no.
00:46:52.000 I'm not saying you're defending him at all.
00:46:53.000 Oh, no.
00:46:54.000 In any way.
00:46:54.000 We want to make sure our audience knows, like, we don't like George Zimmerman.
00:46:58.000 Yeah, yeah.
00:46:58.000 No, I'm not.
00:47:00.000 Honestly, I wouldn't even put that on you as a joke.
00:47:02.000 Don't you dare.
00:47:03.000 I'm not.
00:47:04.000 Do not speak for him.
00:47:05.000 I'm pretty sure he sold the gun, too.
00:47:07.000 Really?
00:47:08.000 Yeah, didn't he do that?
00:47:09.000 He sold it on, yeah.
00:47:09.000 I'm pretty sure.
00:47:10.000 He probably threw PayPal.
00:47:11.000 How do you like that, PayPal?
00:47:14.000 How's your high horse? 1.00
00:47:15.000 Ridiculous! 0.99
00:47:18.000 As long as it wasn't misinformation. 1.00
00:47:21.000 Scumbags. 0.99
00:47:22.000 This next one, you'll really like this. 0.98
00:47:23.000 I think this was pretty recent.
00:47:24.000 So the January 6th committee admitted to altering a tweet between Mark Meadows and Jim Jordan.
00:47:31.000 Text.
00:47:32.000 I'm sorry, a text.
00:47:33.000 Thank you very much.
00:47:34.000 We'll cover for both of you.
00:47:35.000 I've got a case of the Landows.
00:47:36.000 I'm sorry, I'm contagious.
00:47:40.000 So, and this was, I think Schiff brought this up, Representative Schiff, so the Select Committee created and provided Schiff a graphic quoting from a text message from a lawmaker to Mark Meadows, and so here's the quote.
00:47:50.000 On January 6, 2021, Vice President Mike Pence, as President of the Senate, should call out all electoral votes that he believes are unconstitutional as no electoral votes at all.
00:48:00.000 Period.
00:48:01.000 Right?
00:48:01.000 And so that's what they used as the graphic saying, you know, in the January 6th committee, I mean, you know, sham is what I really meant to say.
00:48:08.000 Yeah.
00:48:09.000 Here's what the original text reads.
00:48:11.000 On January 6, 2021, Vice President Mike Pence, as President of the Senate, should call out all the electoral votes that he believes are unconstitutional as no electoral votes at all, dash, not period, in accordance with guidance from Founding Father Alexander Hamilton and judicial precedents.
00:48:28.000 No legislative act, wrote Alexander Hamilton in Federalist No.
00:48:32.000 78, contrary to the Constitution, can be valid.
00:48:34.000 The court in Hubbard v. Lowe reinforces truth that an unconstitutional statute is not a law at all, Well, I think it's important when you take things and edit them.
00:48:45.000 That's what you want to do for the... No! 1.00
00:48:46.000 They inserted a period and also started to attribute it to Jim Jordan when it was actually from a lawyer
00:48:51.000 Does anybody else need any further information on the January 6th committee to understand that it is absolutely a
00:48:56.000 political circus?
00:48:57.000 Well, I think it's important when you take things and edit them
00:49:01.000 Yes, and make them say things that they didn't say that slavery was okay. That's what you want to do for the no.
00:49:07.000 Yeah It's how Mark Furman got OJ killed
00:49:12.000 guilty.
00:49:13.000 Yes, yes, yes.
00:49:13.000 But here's- He threw blood where there was already blood.
00:49:16.000 Yes.
00:49:17.000 And he took O.J.' 's own glove and left it at the scene.
00:49:20.000 Yeah, it's like, it's like, Mark, there's blood everywhere.
00:49:22.000 Why did you add some?
00:49:24.000 Yeah, well.
00:49:25.000 I just felt like- It's like adding quick to chocolate milk.
00:49:29.000 Like Norm said, he accidentally spilled a bucket of O.J.' 's DNA. 0.81
00:49:36.000 So look, a committee spokesperson did come out and admit, and this was their, oops, it was an error, in the graphic, the period at the end of that sentence was added inadvertently.
00:49:46.000 It wasn't the end of a sentence!
00:49:48.000 And how do you accidentally add a period where one did not exist prior?
00:49:53.000 This was obviously on purpose, right?
00:49:55.000 And the following word wasn't capitalized.
00:49:57.000 Yeah, well, exactly.
00:49:59.000 It's an honest mistake when you're rewriting it.
00:50:04.000 It was forwarded by Jim Jordan.
00:50:05.000 They eliminated half of the sentence that they were talking about.
00:50:08.000 They didn't provide any of the context and they tried to show this as evidence.
00:50:11.000 They admitted it as evidence and then the media ran with it.
00:50:14.000 And then they come out and say, oops, but here's the heartfelt apology.
00:50:19.000 The select committee is responsible for and regrets the error.
00:50:23.000 Oh.
00:50:24.000 Why, because you got caught?
00:50:27.000 Why don't you go ahead and comment.
00:50:28.000 Would you believe that they regret the error?
00:50:30.000 No!
00:50:31.000 Yeah, I don't know what, it just says tell them to comment.
00:50:33.000 I don't know what you want them to say.
00:50:37.000 No idea why.
00:50:38.000 Good.
00:50:38.000 Yeah, comment what, uh, you think that was on purpose?
00:50:43.000 Of course you do.
00:50:44.000 There are mistakes, and then there are proactive attempts to mislead.
00:50:50.000 I mean, it's unbelievable.
00:50:51.000 It's not a mistake.
00:50:51.000 It just happens.
00:50:52.000 Oh, gee, is it a typo?
00:50:54.000 No, you schemed in advance to alter something for a purpose.
00:50:58.000 Yeah, and I think you put it in the best way possible, too.
00:51:01.000 You capitalize something after a period.
00:51:05.000 That means you edited it.
00:51:07.000 It's not like, whoops!
00:51:08.000 And it's not like you didn't have the whole thing.
00:51:11.000 Yeah.
00:51:11.000 This was evidence turned over.
00:51:13.000 You asked for people's text messages and communications between certain individuals.
00:51:17.000 You got it.
00:51:17.000 You looked at this and said, this sounds worse if I put a period here.
00:51:22.000 It's exactly what happened.
00:51:23.000 You guys, we know how this works.
00:51:25.000 When you're trying to talk to, you know, talk about a story, we see it in the news all the time.
00:51:29.000 They just end it wherever it's convenient.
00:51:30.000 We try to give you both sides.
00:51:31.000 We try to give you context.
00:51:32.000 We try to give you the other stories, but it's like, oh, that's so obvious.
00:51:35.000 Why is it that people are fooled by this?
00:51:37.000 I don't know.
00:51:38.000 Just keeps happening.
00:51:39.000 Well, because they want to be.
00:51:41.000 That's true.
00:51:41.000 I mean, if it confirms what you already believe, then fine, you'll believe it.
00:51:45.000 But if it goes against it, then that's when you start doing some research.
00:51:49.000 Darren, I mean, this didn't used to be quite like this, right?
00:51:52.000 I mean, we weren't quite so gullible, or maybe we just were, and there's so many of these things that happen we just don't think about?
00:51:57.000 I ask myself that all the time.
00:51:58.000 I wonder if it didn't go on and we didn't know about it.
00:52:00.000 We're in such an environment of communication now.
00:52:03.000 But these people unwittingly create more honesty.
00:52:07.000 Donald Trump's been investigated more than anybody.
00:52:09.000 He's probably the cleanest guy that's ever held that office.
00:52:12.000 It's unbelievable the scrutiny.
00:52:13.000 You think the founding fathers could have undergone any of this?
00:52:15.000 No.
00:52:17.000 I mean, these guys weren't perfect, right?
00:52:20.000 But when you're under that microscope all the time, you're going to mind your Ps and Qs, aren't you?
00:52:25.000 Yeah.
00:52:26.000 Yeah, I mean, he did 80% of the time.
00:52:28.000 The other 20% of the time, he's like, yeah, burn it down.
00:52:31.000 And the other 20% of the time was pretty hilarious.
00:52:34.000 It was.
00:52:34.000 Made for good comedy.
00:52:35.000 Yeah.
00:52:37.000 That was the part I liked, was the comedy.
00:52:40.000 But don't you just assume?
00:52:41.000 And the economy.
00:52:42.000 That was nice, too.
00:52:43.000 Wasn't that nice when you looked at your portfolio and you thought, my gracious.
00:52:46.000 I can retire.
00:52:47.000 I can't.
00:52:50.000 Until I couldn't.
00:52:51.000 Right.
00:52:51.000 Like, my goodness, I can't believe that anything could be worth this much.
00:52:54.000 And then I looked the other day and I was like, nothing.
00:52:58.000 It's not worth it anymore.
00:52:59.000 Yeah.
00:53:00.000 I called up, honestly, my stockbroker the other day.
00:53:03.000 It was just a gunshot.
00:53:04.000 I was like, are you there?
00:53:07.000 Nothing.
00:53:09.000 He did one of those Monty Pythons out the window.
00:53:11.000 Yep.
00:53:13.000 But don't you guys just assume nowadays you're always on camera?
00:53:16.000 Everything you write is going to be seen.
00:53:17.000 Everything you write is.
00:53:20.000 I won't keep a diary.
00:53:22.000 I won't make Venmo comments.
00:53:23.000 Well, that's why I do, because I know they're going to see it.
00:53:25.000 That's why I use a soundboard.
00:53:28.000 Well, I know that they're going to edit down anything I've ever said, and I'm a comic.
00:53:33.000 So the way that I look at, too, being a comic or even somebody in broad, if there's a microphone in front of me and I'm saying something funny, I assure you it's a joke.
00:53:41.000 And if you want to take it as anything else, that's your fault.
00:53:43.000 It's my intention, not your interpretation.
00:53:45.000 Sorry.
00:53:45.000 But that's the reality.
00:53:47.000 And I mean, you can either stick with that or go like, oh, I'm sorry.
00:53:50.000 I didn't mean to hurt your feelings because someone told you you should be upset.
00:53:55.000 It's true, though. 1.00
00:53:57.000 It's so stupid. 1.00
00:53:58.000 We have to get to a better place than this. 1.00
00:54:00.000 If we stay here, I mean, look at that.
00:54:03.000 That's a committee hearing, right?
00:54:06.000 Maybe nothing happens with that, right?
00:54:07.000 So the ramifications, not that big.
00:54:10.000 The only thing they're trying to do right now is steer an election in favor of Democrats by painting Donald Trump as a fascist and everybody who supports him as somebody who wants to overthrow the government, right?
00:54:19.000 So they're using projection.
00:54:20.000 Right, yeah, exactly.
00:54:22.000 That's important, but take it just the next step further.
00:54:24.000 If this works, if we're this easily duped, Democracy goes at some point.
00:54:31.000 It just goes because you'll just be lied to enough.
00:54:33.000 Now, you won't know it necessarily.
00:54:35.000 You'll be so lied to that you're like, no, this is 100% true and we're voting for this person.
00:54:39.000 But democracy is gone.
00:54:41.000 You're just being lied to the entire time.
00:54:43.000 And maybe some people feel like that right now, but that's why shows like this exist to be like, Hey guys, this is not fun.
00:54:48.000 This is not okay.
00:54:49.000 No.
00:54:50.000 You can't do this.
00:54:50.000 I mean, we try to do it both ways.
00:54:52.000 Like we said with Donald Trump, when he said some stuff we disagreed with, we called him out on it.
00:54:56.000 I think Stephen called him out live on it when we were talking about the guns, when he was like, hey, can't we just take the guns first?
00:55:01.000 I was like, well, no, that's the Second Amendment.
00:55:03.000 You can't just take the guns first and come up with a reason later.
00:55:06.000 Yeah.
00:55:06.000 Right?
00:55:06.000 100%.
00:55:08.000 You have to be able to do that.
00:55:09.000 Anyway, I'm beating a dead horse here, but still, it's important for us to get to a better place than this.
00:55:14.000 I don't know how to do it yet.
00:55:15.000 But people that subscribe to the show, people that are Mug Club people, you're supporting us doing that. 1.00
00:55:19.000 So we appreciate it.
00:55:20.000 It seems as though January 6th, though, is fizzling out.
00:55:22.000 Don't you think it's losing all its energy?
00:55:25.000 I think it lost it a while ago, but they're still trying to push that through.
00:55:29.000 And, you know, they're going to try and lead this into an indictment against Trump or something to disqualify him from running for president again in 2024, which, again, I hope he runs just for the fact that it would be hilarious what he says.
00:55:45.000 And then he goes, I was kidding.
00:55:46.000 I'm dropping out and let, you know, Ron DeSantis or whoever else is, you know, kind of the front runner with him or anything, go.
00:55:53.000 I just want the comedy back.
00:55:56.000 Yeah, I mean, the way he even got elected, when you think about it, it was just, at least when I was talking to all my friends, it was like, alright, this is hilarious.
00:56:03.000 I hope this keeps going.
00:56:04.000 I really like that he's calling everybody out.
00:56:06.000 And then as it kept going, it was like, alright, we got it.
00:56:09.000 Seriously, though, who do you think it should be?
00:56:11.000 For real, for real.
00:56:12.000 Like, you can't really just have him.
00:56:13.000 And then as it kept narrowing, once it got to Jeb Bush, like, please clap.
00:56:17.000 I was like, I think Trump might be the guy.
00:56:21.000 I remember Steven and I, and I won't tell his part of the story, but I was telling him in Michigan when we were up there, I was like, man, I just, I don't know if I can vote for Donald Trump, but I can't vote for Hillary Clinton.
00:56:35.000 I was like, it's kind of like, I gotta.
00:56:38.000 Vote for Donald Trump.
00:56:39.000 Because at the time, I had seen the documentary on how Donald Trump, and this is true, he basically destroyed the USFL.
00:56:45.000 And I was pissed off at him for that because I was like, oh my gosh, this league had an opportunity to form and he came in and just completely destroyed it with what he was trying to do.
00:56:53.000 And he was a businessman trying to take something that can compete with the NFL and it destroyed the league.
00:56:57.000 So I didn't like that about him.
00:56:58.000 I didn't know a ton of other stuff, but I was like, he can't be serious.
00:57:01.000 He's just running for popularity, like, just to get more viewers on The Apprentice or launch his next show, right?
00:57:06.000 I didn't think he was serious like you did.
00:57:07.000 Yeah, I didn't either.
00:57:08.000 And then I was like, well, I can't vote for Hillary because I'm not a Democrat and I hate Hillary, so I'll vote for Donald Trump.
00:57:14.000 I was like, I just didn't realize we were going to come down to this.
00:57:16.000 I thought Ted Cruz or somebody else would step up, and nobody did.
00:57:21.000 You didn't realize he'd be the best friend to Christians ever of any president ever.
00:57:25.000 I had no idea he would do such a good job.
00:57:27.000 And he doesn't even know why.
00:57:28.000 He said, okay, these people are good to me, I'll be good back to them.
00:57:30.000 Right.
00:57:31.000 I mean, unbelievably conservative in some areas.
00:57:33.000 Yeah.
00:57:34.000 And that's why they want to say, you know, the statement on the bus, grab you by the whatever, and you know, that stuff.
00:57:38.000 Which is impractical.
00:57:39.000 They want to hold that against him.
00:57:40.000 Well, yeah, it makes no sense.
00:57:43.000 There's no handle.
00:57:44.000 I don't know what the technique would be.
00:57:46.000 No, you want to go, I don't think you've been grabbing those.
00:57:48.000 What are you, fish hooking?
00:57:51.000 I mean, oh my goodness.
00:57:53.000 What locker room are you in?
00:57:55.000 Speaking of which...
00:58:02.000 Romans 12.2 has been given an entirely new meaning by one progressive-minded church.
00:58:16.000 Either of you have any questions for Miss Pentecost?
00:58:20.000 Oh, thank you!
00:58:21.000 Yeah, maybe she'll let you borrow it.
00:58:23.000 When you're older, when you're allowed to wear makeup, we follow a God who calls us to not conform to things of this world.
00:58:30.000 And it's so cool that we serve a God that calls us to continue to grow and continue to change into something new, and to not be bound by the ways that the world confines us sometimes, that we're supposed to live differently.
00:58:46.000 Oh boy.
00:58:48.000 Well.
00:58:48.000 Wow.
00:58:50.000 I'd probably go to Mug Club.
00:58:52.000 Want to go to Mug Club?
00:58:53.000 Yeah.
00:58:54.000 Alright, well, share the show.
00:58:57.000 And yeah, thank you for tuning in.
00:58:58.000 We greatly appreciate it.
00:58:59.000 I still use the word tuning in like it's 1975, because I don't know words.