Louder with Crowder - BOOTED: YOU WON'T BELIEVE WHAT YE SAID ABOUT THE JEWS! | Louder with Crowder

00:00:00.000 Hey guys, Whistleblower22 here.

00:00:01.000 Sorry about the gap between videos.

00:00:03.000 Hey guys, Whistleblower22 here.

00:00:20.000 Sorry about the gap between videos, I got kicked out again.

00:00:24.000 But I promise this new scoop will be the biggest of my career.

00:00:27.000 To be honest, once I expose this, I fear for my life.

00:00:31.000 It's time for the truth.

00:00:33.000 Pete Buttigieg is not gay.

00:00:37.000 The story never added up, not coming out until his 30s, recoiling from any physical intimacy with his alleged husband. 0.94

00:00:43.000 The Deep State has gone to great lengths to cover up and rewrite Mayor Pete's history, because not only is he not gay, Pete Buttigieg is a plant.

00:00:52.000 He's been handpicked by Vice President Mike Pence to run for president, and then, once installed in the White House, he'll sign an executive order to create Pence's gay conversion camps. 0.76

00:01:01.000 It's been Pence's plan all along, and when President Trump didn't agree, Pence went with Plan B. Plan Buttigieg.

00:01:08.000 Thanks for watching, Anons.

00:01:10.000 I'm gonna shout out everyone who contributed to my GoFundMe, starting with, uh, Mr. Patrick S. So, yeah, guys, thanks for the support.

00:01:20.000 Whistleer out. 0.97

00:01:22.000 You're a stranger in love, that's what I know. You're a stranger in love, I got the ball.

00:01:51.000 I'm the speedy disco.

00:01:55.000 I'm the speedy disco.

00:01:59.000 I made a lot of movies in the 80s.

00:02:09.000 Ladies.

00:02:09.000 Mm.

00:02:11.000 You paid handsomely.

00:02:12.000 Yes.

00:02:13.000 Yes, I was.

00:02:15.000 Ah, stuck on you.

00:02:17.000 Then they stole the title for another movie.

00:02:18.000 Alright, anyway.

00:02:20.000 Hello and ahoy.

00:02:21.000 Ahoy and hello.

00:02:23.000 Happy Monday.

00:02:24.000 Stephen is out today, but I am going to be at the big chair.

00:02:28.000 In the big chair.

00:02:29.000 Not at the big chair.

00:02:31.000 I'm tired, too. 1.00

00:02:34.000 The fact that we do this show early is stupid. 0.99

00:02:38.000 Alright. 0.96

00:02:39.000 So, I'd like to welcome everybody to the show.

00:02:42.000 Today we have a great group with me as usual.

00:02:44.000 Gerald A., how are you?

00:02:45.000 I am better than you, sir.

00:02:47.000 Are you?

00:02:47.000 Well, you know what I gotta say to you?

00:02:49.000 What's that?

00:02:49.000 Happy birthday!

00:02:51.000 We missed you yesterday!

00:02:52.000 Oh, look at that! 0.99

00:02:57.000 Wow, that sounds really gay. 0.98

00:02:58.000 Happy 50th. 0.98

00:02:59.000 That's right.

00:03:01.000 I don't understand.

00:03:03.000 Is that your favorite song?

00:03:05.000 No, no, no.

00:03:06.000 It's definitely not.

00:03:07.000 Really?

00:03:08.000 Because you have just the iPod that we found, which is weird because it's old.

00:03:12.000 People still have those?

00:03:13.000 Yeah.

00:03:13.000 And it just plays that song.

00:03:15.000 It wasn't an iPod, it was a Zune.

00:03:16.000 It was just weird.

00:03:18.000 He's always like, hey guys, are you going to bang that one in your Zune?

00:03:21.000 We're like, could you stop talking like that dad?

00:03:23.000 That old generic MP3 player?

00:03:27.000 Good lord.

00:03:28.000 Token Nauen.

00:03:29.000 Sorry.

00:03:30.000 Laser disc.

00:03:31.000 Don't knock my collection.

00:03:33.000 Token Nauen.

00:03:35.000 Ahoy.

00:03:37.000 Casey Anna Jones.

00:03:38.000 Ahoy.

00:03:39.000 Good morning.

00:03:39.000 Tim the Tool Man.

00:03:40.000 Good morning, Dave.

00:03:42.000 And of course, our very special guest.

00:03:44.000 Not his birthday, but let's throw him one, too.

00:03:47.000 Happy birthday to me.

00:03:48.000 There you go.

00:03:48.000 Quarter Black Garrett.

00:03:49.000 Oh, yo, that's even better.

00:03:51.000 I'll give it to Garrett.

00:03:53.000 For no reason whatsoever.

00:03:54.000 And let's confetti me.

00:03:58.000 Wait, wait, wait.

00:03:59.000 While I slurp, go.

00:04:00.000 Some dreams do come true.

00:04:07.000 Did you see me now, Daddy?

00:04:10.000 Look at me with my confetti.

00:04:12.000 Yes, do you like what I do now?

00:04:13.000 You said this would never happen.

00:04:14.000 Yes, but here I am.

00:04:16.000 Is Rip Taylor still alive?

00:04:19.000 Oh, yeah.

00:04:19.000 I think so, right?

00:04:20.000 Oh, please don't tell me if he's dead or not.

00:04:20.000 Yeah.

00:04:23.000 I don't want to know.

00:04:24.000 I assume the Hiv got him. 0.80

00:04:26.000 Anyway.

00:04:26.000 What?

00:04:28.000 That's what he would throw out of his bag, pieces of AIDS victims. 1.00

00:04:31.000 Alright, so anyway, today we'll be talking about Kanye's Jewish tweets, 0.51

00:04:36.000 Gerald knows sports, Streamr breaks... Streamr breaks...

00:04:40.000 Crimea bridge blows up, Buttigieg new road, and the Write Stuff app fails, which is shocking.

00:04:50.000 Yeah.

00:04:50.000 I did not see that coming.

00:04:51.000 No.

00:04:52.000 And also the question of the day is, what is your opinion of dating apps?

00:04:55.000 Do you think, uh, that conservatives-only dating apps should work?

00:04:59.000 Can it work?

00:05:00.000 Go ahead, comment.

00:05:01.000 Because, uh, you know, I don't.

00:05:05.000 No, no way.

00:05:07.000 Did you ever DATAP?

00:05:08.000 Hell no.

00:05:10.000 I found my wife before all this stuff was real, so I don't know what swipe left or right or... I do.

00:05:16.000 I don't know any of those things.

00:05:17.000 I went through Tinder with one of my... Grindr.

00:05:21.000 What's that?

00:05:22.000 For hoagies.

00:05:23.000 I know that app.

00:05:24.000 Where you can order a hoagie.

00:05:26.000 I know that one.

00:05:27.000 Yeah, if that's what you want to call it.

00:05:30.000 Nine inch hoagies.

00:05:32.000 I like a twelve inch wall hoagie.

00:05:35.000 Above average.

00:05:38.000 Above average hoagie apps.

00:05:39.000 That are sloppy.

00:05:42.000 I need a bib. 0.98

00:05:46.000 Did you do the app?

00:05:48.000 I did a couple of apps, yeah.

00:05:49.000 Did you do Christian Mingle? 0.93

00:05:51.000 I think there was a Christian app that I did.

00:05:53.000 No, it was something else.

00:05:54.000 Ebony Love?

00:05:55.000 No.

00:05:56.000 Was it?

00:05:57.000 No.

00:05:57.000 Was it Ebony Love?

00:05:58.000 There was two.

00:05:59.000 One was really popular and I'm totally blanking on the names.

00:06:01.000 Yeah, I did.

00:06:02.000 Not that one.

00:06:06.000 E-Harmony.

00:06:07.000 There we go.

00:06:08.000 One of them was E-Harmony, which was more of like a classic.

00:06:11.000 Wasn't that for old people? 1.00

00:06:12.000 Yeah, pretty much.

00:06:13.000 Like R-Time? 0.97

00:06:14.000 That's right before they spun off into R-Time.

00:06:14.000 Is that what you did?

00:06:19.000 Our time should be called out of time.

00:06:21.000 Did you meet your wife on that?

00:06:22.000 I thought you met her normally.

00:06:23.000 you have 10 years left. They were all like a complete waste of time.

00:06:27.000 So yeah, they're terrible. Did you meet your wife on that?

00:06:31.000 I don't mean to be personal. I thought you met her normally.

00:06:33.000 I did, yes. No offense if you met on an app.

00:06:37.000 I didn't mean it like that.

00:06:39.000 I thought you meant like a regular person.

00:06:41.000 Yeah.

00:06:41.000 Not a freak.

00:06:42.000 Yeah, not like a weirdo.

00:06:43.000 Not like somebody's at home who's like, ah.

00:06:45.000 That'd be crazy.

00:06:46.000 Not like that app where you take selfies in the mirror and don't get any hits.

00:06:49.000 How do you meet people in these days, though?

00:06:51.000 Like, it's gotta be hard.

00:06:52.000 I have no idea.

00:06:53.000 No clue whatsoever how you meet anybody.

00:06:55.000 I mean, like, school and work, you know, normal ways.

00:06:56.000 How do you even know that they're a woman? 1.00

00:06:58.000 When you're 47, you go, well, I guess I should try an app.

00:07:00.000 Right, well, but how do you go up to somebody and just go, hey?

00:07:04.000 Do the old Mick Dundee, you know?

00:07:06.000 Check the carriage?

00:07:07.000 What?

00:07:08.000 Yeah, you put your hand under there and check for heat.

00:07:08.000 No!

00:07:10.000 This hand is Sheila!

00:07:14.000 I just need to know if there's a bulge.

00:07:18.000 How do you go up to somebody and not just expect them to be like, hey, you look nice, and they just pull out a whistle?

00:07:23.000 Yeah, exactly.

00:07:24.000 Oh jeez, again?

00:07:27.000 Wouldn't you just feel like you'd be me too'd at any corner if I came?

00:07:29.000 Hey, could I buy you a drink?

00:07:31.000 And you're like, why am I being cuffed?

00:07:32.000 Gotta be terrifying.

00:07:33.000 I just want to give you money.

00:07:34.000 Oh, that's even worse. 0.99

00:07:36.000 That would seem like the safest way to get sex though.

00:07:40.000 Because you get a guarantee, and there's just, yeah, just give cash.

00:07:44.000 It's a transaction.

00:07:45.000 It seems right.

00:07:47.000 Oldest profession.

00:07:48.000 Legalize it. 0.84

00:07:49.000 Sign a contract that you happen to have in your pocket.

00:07:52.000 I just have these printed out.

00:07:53.000 You know they have an app for that, right?

00:07:54.000 They have a consent app.

00:07:56.000 Do they really?

00:07:56.000 I'm not even joking.

00:07:57.000 I thought that was a stand-up bit.

00:07:59.000 Is that real?

00:07:59.000 That's a real thing.

00:08:00.000 You have to consent?

00:08:02.000 Now they're just going to say that you took her and put her fingerprint on her when she was passed out.

00:08:07.000 Who invented that, Cosby? 0.69

00:08:08.000 Bill Cosby's like, I got all of them!

00:08:10.000 Look at all these fingerprints.

00:08:12.000 Yeah.

00:08:13.000 What's a real thing?

00:08:13.000 Bill, that's from the 1970s.

00:08:15.000 The consent app.

00:08:17.000 It's like, hey, we're about to bang.

00:08:19.000 By the way, do you mind consenting, please?

00:08:21.000 I just don't want to get MeToo'd.

00:08:23.000 With the amount of people that do get me to, it's like a necessary thing.

00:08:26.000 It is!

00:08:27.000 Oh yeah, you have to go.

00:08:28.000 I have consent on the app.

00:08:29.000 Hey, can you imagine sitting at the table, I'm not sure how this night's gonna go, but just in case... I trusted her enough to have sex with, but not enough to keep her story straight. 0.81

00:08:39.000 There's a QR code and you give a voice statement?

00:08:42.000 Oh wow.

00:08:43.000 So much work.

00:08:44.000 We live in such a terrible time.

00:08:47.000 Can you imagine?

00:08:47.000 This is a weird dystopia we live in.

00:08:49.000 Back at the apartment.

00:08:50.000 We can agree on a safe word.

00:08:52.000 Coffee, cinnamon, winter, peach, orange.

00:08:55.000 That's on there, yeah.

00:08:58.000 Is the app listening for the safe word?

00:08:59.000 So it triggers like an alarm or something?

00:09:01.000 Yeah, and then it starts going off.

00:09:02.000 Call the cops immediately.

00:09:03.000 Yeah, isn't the 9 and 1 buttons on the phone a safe word?

00:09:08.000 I thought so.

00:09:09.000 Couldn't Siri call the cops for you?

00:09:10.000 Siri, safe word. 1.00

00:09:13.000 Quick, I'm getting raped! 1.00

00:09:15.000 Hey, take your hands off him! 1.00

00:09:17.000 I did not understand that.

00:09:18.000 Could you repeat? 1.00

00:09:19.000 I'm being raped! 1.00

00:09:21.000 Alexa, rape! 1.00

00:09:22.000 Starts playing music. 0.99

00:09:25.000 He just triggered it in someone's house.

00:09:31.000 It's raining men! 1.00

00:09:32.000 No!

00:09:33.000 No!

00:09:34.000 The wrong playlist!

00:09:37.000 R-E-S-P-E-C-T. 1.00

00:09:41.000 Speaking of music, look at that segue.

00:09:43.000 That was beautiful, man.

00:09:44.000 Did we do the Watch & React?

00:09:45.000 Oh, we didn't!

00:09:46.000 Did we pass straight over? 0.99

00:09:49.000 What a silly Billy I am. 0.99

00:09:51.000 I wanted to get right into Kanye. 0.99

00:09:55.000 I wanted to get right into Yeezus. 1.00

00:09:58.000 So all right, let's go ahead and take a look at this Watch and React.

00:10:01.000 Kanye West is being canceled by Big Tech.

00:10:03.000 Is this part of it?

00:10:05.000 Yes.

00:10:06.000 Kanye West is being canceled by Big Tech, but there's no need to panic because to take his place, we have a non-binary broad. 1.00

00:10:15.000 That's okay to flub because it is stupid. 0.99

00:10:17.000 Non-binary broad who claims you hate her because you won't partake in her fantasy. 1.00

00:10:23.000 Check this out.

00:10:24.000 I can be masc, I can be femme, cos I'm genderfluid. 0.93

00:10:28.000 I am non-binary, I go by they, then don't you f***ing see her? 0.96

00:10:31.000 Zip it! 0.94

00:10:32.000 My name is Dax, you're outacted, don't use that one too.

00:10:35.000 Why don't you like me?

00:10:36.000 Why don't you like me? 0.99

00:10:37.000 Is it because you're a turd? 1.00

00:10:40.000 It's your haircut. 1.00

00:10:41.000 It's everything about you.

00:10:42.000 Kind of the whole package. 1.00

00:10:44.000 Stupid haircut. 1.00

00:10:46.000 Why... What's a TERF again? 1.00

00:10:49.000 It's a... You know what?

00:10:51.000 I don't even know.

00:10:53.000 I pretend I know, but... I'm not sure.

00:10:55.000 Don't tell anybody I don't know.

00:10:56.000 Sorry, it's not she, her.

00:10:57.000 It's the they, them. 1.00

00:10:59.000 A TERF is a trans equal rights feminist, right? 1.00

00:11:03.000 Something?

00:11:03.000 I thought it was the opposite.

00:11:04.000 I thought they were... It's a bad one.

00:11:06.000 Are you a TERF or is she a TERF?

00:11:08.000 Somebody's a TERF in this.

00:11:10.000 It's a feminist that's against them. 1.00

00:11:10.000 Oh, it's against trans? 1.00

00:11:12.000 Oh, so... Because they always call JK Rowling.

00:11:15.000 She looked like she was from Harry Potter.

00:11:15.000 I thought she would know.

00:11:17.000 She did look like Harry Potter if he just ate cake.

00:11:20.000 Yeah.

00:11:22.000 Trans-exclusionary radical feminist.

00:11:24.000 Harry Potter with the balloons in his shirt.

00:11:25.000 Okay, so feminists don't like trans people? 1.00

00:11:27.000 Right.

00:11:28.000 Okay.

00:11:29.000 I'm sorry, Tocan. 0.94

00:11:29.000 Say it again. 0.94

00:11:30.000 Trans-exclusionary radical feminist. 0.96

00:11:32.000 Oh, trans-exclusionary radical feminist. 0.88

00:11:34.000 Yeah.

00:11:35.000 I see.

00:11:35.000 Ding ding.

00:11:36.000 So she is a norm... 0.99

00:11:40.000 I gotta stop that one. 1.00

00:11:42.000 She's just complaining she doesn't have any friends, any girlfriends, and she's blaming it because they... Those dang TERFs. 1.00

00:11:50.000 Instead of being a fun person or having a personality of any sort, she failed to go to TikTok and sing. 0.98

00:11:58.000 Yes, the person singing to their phone, alone in the room, is complaining that they don't have friends.

00:12:04.000 I don't understand why I don't have any friends.

00:12:07.000 What's happening?

00:12:08.000 It's gotta be everybody else, not me. 1.00

00:12:09.000 Boy, that's how I made all my friends growing up, was singing to my cordless... What an idiot. 1.00

00:12:16.000 Why don't I have any friends? 1.00

00:12:18.000 Is it because I look like Michael Moore banged Harry Potter? 1.00

00:12:22.000 I have a Lloyd Christmas haircut and I'm a ugly whore. 1.00

00:12:26.000 The problem is you! 1.00

00:12:27.000 You! 0.99

00:12:28.000 It's not me! 0.93

00:12:30.000 I don't like trans. 1.00

00:12:31.000 Because I'm often mistaken for... Alright, anyway.

00:12:31.000 Why?

00:12:35.000 They, them.

00:12:37.000 Remove from TikTok.

00:12:38.000 What are her pronouns?

00:12:39.000 They, them, but her name is also Dax.

00:12:43.000 Dax was they's name.

00:12:45.000 I don't know if I like anybody named Dax.

00:12:47.000 It's a little too forward, you know?

00:12:49.000 You're expecting me to just accept your name Dax?

00:12:51.000 Yeah, Shepard's not bad, but I think he made it up.

00:12:55.000 I'll give a Dax Shepard. 0.81

00:12:56.000 Is her name Dax?

00:12:58.000 No, no, no.

00:12:58.000 Hey, hey.

00:12:59.000 They's name.

00:13:00.000 Is they named Dax?

00:13:02.000 See, that's the thing.

00:13:03.000 I don't know.

00:13:03.000 They is.

00:13:04.000 They is named Dax.

00:13:06.000 Guess who's Dax.

00:13:07.000 They is named Dax.

00:13:08.000 Oh, look at my baby.

00:13:09.000 His name's Dax.

00:13:10.000 Come on.

00:13:11.000 Just name him Tom or something.

00:13:13.000 Something regular.

00:13:14.000 Something that won't get him beat up later.

00:13:15.000 Just to be clear, anybody in preschool and up just gets an A in English now?

00:13:19.000 Yes.

00:13:19.000 It's like, I don't know.

00:13:21.000 Yeah.

00:13:21.000 Maybe.

00:13:23.000 They is at store.

00:13:24.000 A plus, son.

00:13:25.000 It depends.

00:13:26.000 Yes.

00:13:26.000 That is your truth.

00:13:27.000 I can't correct you.

00:13:29.000 That's how we's talk.

00:13:30.000 Can you please tell me how you meant it?

00:13:34.000 Good lord.

00:13:35.000 Ebonics is Shakespearean.

00:13:38.000 Oh, right.

00:13:39.000 Yeah.

00:13:40.000 And it is, actually.

00:13:41.000 It's fantasy.

00:13:41.000 It's true.

00:13:42.000 It's actually because you understand it.

00:13:44.000 You understand any language that's not what we just saw.

00:13:48.000 Speaking of singing...

00:13:54.000 The Yeezy! 0.99

00:13:54.000 The Yee! 0.99

00:13:56.000 Kanye West, maybe you've heard of him.

00:13:59.000 He's got a little bit of trouble for some tweets and rightfully so, I have to be honest.

00:14:05.000 He's lost his mind a little bit some time ago.

00:14:08.000 I have liked Kanye in the past.

00:14:11.000 He's talented.

00:14:12.000 He's a talented guy.

00:14:13.000 Very talented man.

00:14:14.000 He's a little out there.

00:14:16.000 Ups and downs. 0.98

00:14:17.000 George Bush doesn't care about black people. 0.99

00:14:20.000 Does not get fish stick jokes. 0.99

00:14:22.000 No, not at all.

00:14:24.000 Not at all.

00:14:27.000 Then he jumped up on stage with the whole Beyonce thing.

00:14:30.000 So he's been kind of like a wild card forever.

00:14:33.000 So I don't know why people all of a sudden be like, whoa, what's going on with yeet?

00:14:33.000 This whole time.

00:14:37.000 He's always been this way.

00:14:37.000 Yeah.

00:14:38.000 Tried to take what's her name's a Grammy. 0.99

00:14:40.000 Yeah.

00:14:41.000 Taylor Swift.

00:14:43.000 Yeah, which I mean, sure.

00:14:44.000 I mean, yeah.

00:14:46.000 She wasn't going to be using it.

00:14:47.000 She's already got like 15 of them.

00:14:48.000 Yeah, she's got enough. 1.00

00:14:49.000 She's fine.

00:14:50.000 Yeah, she didn't need another one.

00:14:51.000 She wears mom jeans.

00:14:52.000 And I'm not saying she's not cute, but yeah, it's enough.

00:14:55.000 That's a terrible- Pushing it.

00:14:56.000 It's why people are breaking up with you.

00:15:00.000 So, Kanye West has been locked out of his Twitter for anti-Semitic comments, and the tweet in question, which has since been removed, we're going to go ahead and read it.

00:15:08.000 This is not something that I agree with any of these whatsoever.

00:15:12.000 No, not at all.

00:15:13.000 This is what he said.

00:15:14.000 He can't say stuff like this, but he did.

00:15:16.000 So, he tweeted, I'm a bit sleepy tonight, but when I wake up I'm going DEFCON 3 on Jewish people. 1.00

00:15:16.000 No, he did. 1.00

00:15:23.000 All caps on the Jewish people. 1.00

00:15:26.000 You know, I swear, you do Tucker one time. 0.91

00:15:37.000 The funny thing is, I actually can't be anti-Semitic because black people are actually Jew.

00:15:44.000 Also, you guys toyed with me and tried to blackball anyone who ever opposed your agenda.

00:15:52.000 I didn't know a quarter black was also a quarter Jewish.

00:15:55.000 Did you know you're partially Jewish?

00:15:56.000 Wow, that's interesting.

00:15:57.000 Didn't know, one of the chosen.

00:15:59.000 We're gonna call you 18th Jew. 1.00

00:16:01.000 Yeah, I'll take that.

00:16:03.000 Let me change my Twitter handle right now.

00:16:06.000 Go ahead and do that.

00:16:09.000 Kanye taught us something.

00:16:10.000 You look at your stocks, you're like, I'm rich?

00:16:15.000 Just got an email.

00:16:16.000 Wow.

00:16:17.000 Welcome to the club email.

00:16:19.000 I own way more gold than I ever knew.

00:16:24.000 Landau's Hebrew.

00:16:28.000 It's the poor Hebrew. 1.00

00:16:32.000 It's Hebrew-German.

00:16:33.000 It can be a lot of things, but there are Landau.

00:16:35.000 Hebrew-German.

00:16:36.000 That's a crazy name.

00:16:37.000 It's a crazy mix. 0.97

00:16:38.000 Because I think that's why I hate myself so much Just I want to exterminate myself

00:16:47.000 But you're trying to wheel and yell at the same time Yeah, I'm mostly also Irish and Italian, which we're not people who love themselves either.

00:16:59.000 Well, Italians are, but we're loud.

00:17:01.000 Anyway.

00:17:03.000 Many outlets are covering you, going after Mark Zuckerberg on Twitter.

00:17:07.000 Independent Fox, Yahoo.

00:17:09.000 Is that a thing?

00:17:10.000 All right, look.

00:17:12.000 Not yet.

00:17:13.000 Oh, wow.

00:17:14.000 Wait, going after Mark Zuckerberg?

00:17:16.000 Yeah, the three resources are Independent Fox and Yahoo.

00:17:19.000 I was kidding.

00:17:19.000 The Independent.

00:17:22.000 Look at this, Mark.

00:17:23.000 How you gonna kick me off Instagram?

00:17:26.000 Oh, that's not the whole tweet.

00:17:28.000 No.

00:17:29.000 However, they seem to be omitting the closing words of this tweet.

00:17:34.000 We have them for you here, and Gerald is going to read the tweet in its entirety for us.

00:17:41.000 And go.

00:17:42.000 Go.

00:17:43.000 Look at this, Mark.

00:17:44.000 How you gonna kick me off Instagram?

00:17:46.000 You used to be my n-word.

00:17:48.000 With an A. I didn't read the whole thing!

00:17:51.000 I can't.

00:17:51.000 I'm not Tupac.

00:17:52.000 I can't sing it.

00:17:54.000 I'd say it, but I won't take your channel down.

00:17:55.000 Can you say the first quarter words?

00:17:58.000 Yeah.

00:17:59.000 You want me to read it?

00:18:00.000 No, no.

00:18:02.000 I think we all know what it is.

00:18:05.000 It's not a fun word.

00:18:06.000 Well, it is... Well, the way that he says it, it's an A at the end.

00:18:10.000 In that community, it's fun to listen to, or rapping alone in your car.

00:18:16.000 Or in Chinese, remember the video that we had of the guys?

00:18:19.000 Or what?

00:18:19.000 NBA players were getting off the bus in China.

00:18:21.000 Yeah, and it's pronounced that way.

00:18:25.000 There's a French basketball player, I don't know why it reminded me, but his name's like Lil Fat Ho.

00:18:30.000 Is it really?

00:18:31.000 Lil Fat Ho? 0.98

00:18:32.000 Lil Fat Ho or something.

00:18:33.000 You gotta look it up.

00:18:34.000 He's a basketball player?

00:18:35.000 He's a basketball player.

00:18:36.000 Little Fat Ho. 0.99

00:18:37.000 It's not little, but it's like something Fat Ho.

00:18:40.000 I'm gonna get the jersey and wear it all the time.

00:18:45.000 Also not being covered is Kanye's follow-up tweet.

00:18:51.000 Who you think created cancel culture?

00:18:54.000 What are you trying to say, Ye?

00:18:54.000 Oh boy.

00:18:56.000 What are you trying to say?

00:18:58.000 Go ahead, comment below, who do you think started cancel culture?

00:19:01.000 Mel Gibson.

00:19:02.000 I agree. 0.98

00:19:04.000 I think when he called the cops sugar tits, that's what he did.

00:19:07.000 But seriously, comment, write, who do you think created it?

00:19:09.000 Honestly.

00:19:10.000 Was it J-O-O's? 0.97

00:19:14.000 I think that's what Kanye is alluding to.

00:19:16.000 Is that what he's saying?

00:19:18.000 I don't think it was.

00:19:19.000 I don't think so either.

00:19:20.000 I don't think Jewish people are responsible for most of the things they've been blamed for.

00:19:25.000 Yeah.

00:19:27.000 I mean some things. Because people are just people, you know.

00:19:29.000 Well people are people. They're just like everybody else.

00:19:31.000 They make mistakes. They create cancel culture.

00:19:34.000 According to ye.

00:19:36.000 I don't understand how they would get together.

00:19:38.000 Any people group. How do you get together and create cancel culture?

00:19:41.000 I think it's just individuals doing it and then...

00:19:43.000 Yeah.

00:19:45.000 Unless there's like a conspiracy theory out there that I'm not aware of.

00:19:48.000 I'm just tired of blaming whole groups.

00:19:51.000 That's why there's so much division in this country.

00:19:53.000 We're like, yeah, all of them. 1.00

00:19:55.000 You know how stupid you sound? 1.00

00:19:57.000 Maybe it's just all assholes. 1.00

00:19:59.000 Maybe that's what it is. 1.00

00:20:01.000 You can be white, black, Asian, you know, whatever. 1.00

00:20:04.000 You can also be an asshole. 1.00

00:20:08.000 I'm gonna do a diagram. 1.00

00:20:09.000 Do a diagram!

00:20:10.000 Do you need a whiteboard?

00:20:11.000 Let's say this is all people, right? 0.93

00:20:13.000 Can you see that?

00:20:16.000 And then right in the middle... Oh boy.

00:20:21.000 I'm afraid of the diagram. 1.00

00:20:22.000 Right in the middle... is all the assholes. 1.00

00:20:25.000 And these people... These people are the problem. 1.00

00:20:29.000 It's a cross-section.

00:20:30.000 And they're the ones that want to keep it divided.

00:20:31.000 That's why it's divided in the middle there. 1.00

00:20:34.000 And that's where all the shit comes out. 1.00

00:20:37.000 Hmm. 1.00

00:20:38.000 Thank you.

00:20:39.000 You are an artist.

00:20:41.000 Why did you not hit the more you know thing?

00:20:43.000 I can't even imagine.

00:20:44.000 Well, we did the drumrolls.

00:20:46.000 Oh, thank you.

00:20:46.000 You have a drumroll into the more you know.

00:20:48.000 I almost felt stupid. 0.84

00:20:51.000 It really is just like, just, I, it's not, who created cancel culture? 0.78

00:20:56.000 The media?

00:20:56.000 Honestly?

00:20:57.000 People who wanted to jump on things to divide us?

00:20:59.000 Which is controlled by the, and that's what he would say.

00:21:01.000 Ah, well yeah.

00:21:04.000 In his best Alex Jones voice.

00:21:07.000 It's like, I always have an answer for you.

00:21:08.000 Yes, exactly.

00:21:09.000 And I'll tell you, that's right.

00:21:11.000 No, no, no, it's the people in banks, which again is controlled by... Which I'm saying, look, you're not listening to me.

00:21:15.000 You're not listening to me.

00:21:16.000 By the ducks.

00:21:17.000 Like, they're also mind-controlled by... Okay, fine.

00:21:19.000 You know, ducks have cameras in their eyeballs.

00:21:22.000 That's true.

00:21:23.000 That's why they migrate, so they can watch you all season long.

00:21:27.000 Well, you know the song, right?

00:21:28.000 I thought it was pigeons.

00:21:29.000 It's pigeons, too.

00:21:30.000 It's all fowl, waterfowl.

00:21:32.000 The ducks are watching.

00:21:34.000 That's not a song.

00:21:35.000 Do your duck voice. 0.94

00:21:36.000 Can you do a duck voice?

00:21:39.000 Can you do a duck voice? Well, does it really good to do it do disco duck?

00:21:43.000 I'm watching you Disco Duck was cancelled.

00:21:49.000 It's hard to do a lot of words with that.

00:21:51.000 You just end up screwing it up and it's hard to do on the fly.

00:21:53.000 I can do the don't rape me one because that's pretty easy. 0.99

00:21:56.000 You just sound like a distressed duck. 0.98

00:21:58.000 That's the one you're comfortable with?

00:22:01.000 Practice that one a lot.

00:22:03.000 I do.

00:22:05.000 I feel like it'll turn any would-be attacker off.

00:22:07.000 He'll just be like, whoa, what is going on here?

00:22:10.000 He's doing impressions.

00:22:12.000 You just present yourself and start quacking? 1.00

00:22:15.000 I hope that's a corkscrew penis. 1.00

00:22:17.000 Look it up, it's disgusting. 1.00

00:22:19.000 Ducks are sick. 1.00

00:22:21.000 Ducks have a corkscrew penis. 1.00

00:22:23.000 It's like right next to the cat penis. 1.00

00:22:25.000 You know how they have barbs? 0.99

00:22:27.000 Yeah, they do.

00:22:29.000 Messed up. Animal Kingdom's sick.

00:22:31.000 You know what else cats have? 0.69

00:22:33.000 Big claws when you try to bang them.

00:22:35.000 Dave, what are all those scratches?

00:22:38.000 I just want to love you.

00:22:39.000 You just come in every day with ripped up clothes.

00:22:42.000 Yeah.

00:22:43.000 I don't have one shirt that's not ruined.

00:22:45.000 No means no, Dave.

00:22:47.000 Even for cats.

00:22:48.000 What's going on with you?

00:22:49.000 I volunteer at a cat sanctuary.

00:22:52.000 Yeah, but why are they always clawing you?

00:22:54.000 Beats me.

00:22:56.000 You're really aggressive, man.

00:22:57.000 Yeah, I know.

00:22:57.000 They're mean cats.

00:22:59.000 They're not all declawed.

00:23:00.000 That's why I'm sometimes happy.

00:23:02.000 Now, obviously, what Kanye said is anti-Semitic, and Twitter is well within their rights to take down overtly racist tweets.

00:23:09.000 I fully agree with that, and statements.

00:23:11.000 But, I mean, and then again, you know what? 0.99

00:23:13.000 I'm going to say I don't agree with that, because let us know who the assholes are. 0.99

00:23:16.000 I really don't care what you write. 0.99

00:23:16.000 I don't really care. 0.99

00:23:18.000 I understand if they're going to have a policy I guess the point is to enforce the policy on both sides and it's interesting there are some tweets that we've got some overlays of that are still up and available right we I love it when white people get what they deserve after centuries of enslaving and murdering black people I want to see more people get mutilated and beat up because they deserve it okay so that's allowed that's acceptable right all that being said f white people I mean they call The call starts December... Okay, so... Oh, they're calling for a race war. 0.55

00:23:47.000 Right, they're calling for you to kill people. 0.99

00:23:49.000 Is that a happy-go-lucky profile picture? 1.00

00:23:51.000 White people is white people just for you old people in the room. 0.98

00:23:55.000 Make me want to hurt somebody. 0.98

00:23:56.000 There's only a few good ones.

00:23:57.000 That's, you know, a little school.

00:24:00.000 So those things are fine.

00:24:01.000 I need a list.

00:24:02.000 Seriously, name one good white person. 1.00

00:24:04.000 I know.

00:24:05.000 Nobody difficult Nobody that really is amazing is this December 4th?

00:24:14.000 I'm...

00:24:15.000 I don't know.

00:24:16.000 Are we late?

00:24:17.000 I don't know.

00:24:18.000 Where do I fall in that?

00:24:21.000 That was in 2021.

00:24:22.000 Thank God we survived the call.

00:24:25.000 So it's not this Christmas we'll be pummeled.

00:24:28.000 Yes.

00:24:29.000 Make it one more year.

00:24:30.000 It'll be mostly peaceful.

00:24:31.000 It'll be a mostly peaceful pummeling.

00:24:33.000 Yes.

00:24:34.000 Good.

00:24:34.000 That's fantastic.

00:24:35.000 I like hearing that.

00:24:36.000 Well, that's good.

00:24:37.000 I was worried.

00:24:38.000 Well, those tweets made it through, so remember, and this should be a more you know moment, if your tweets are racist, make sure it's at White's. 0.68

00:24:50.000 They're lesser humans.

00:24:54.000 I can say that. 0.98

00:24:56.000 You can because you're white. 0.92

00:24:58.000 I could say it if I wasn't.

00:25:00.000 If you get cancelled because of that, I would just be like, A, I'm sorry, B, that's hilarious.

00:25:08.000 Nope, Dave, you can't even say that about yourself.

00:25:10.000 I can't.

00:25:11.000 It's because I said Landau is a Jewish last name.

00:25:14.000 They rip it off the internet.

00:25:15.000 They're like, can you believe what this heaps?

00:25:16.000 That guy said.

00:25:19.000 But he's not really Jewish.

00:25:20.000 It's just a last name.

00:25:23.000 The real last name is Donilon.

00:25:25.000 My real last name.

00:25:25.000 Huh?

00:25:26.000 Is it?

00:25:28.000 Yeah, my dad took the name of the guy who raised him. 1.00

00:25:31.000 Because the Irish dad left the day he was born because the Irish back then Sorta scumbags. 1.00

00:25:39.000 Back then though. 1.00

00:25:40.000 Left for a pack of cigs.

00:25:41.000 Did he?

00:25:41.000 Yeah.

00:25:42.000 Well, the Irish were the original, you know, yous. 0.69

00:25:47.000 Strong.

00:25:47.000 That is true.

00:25:51.000 Like how Quarterblack's like... Enslaved. 1.00

00:25:54.000 Check.

00:25:55.000 Really aggressive.

00:25:57.000 Check.

00:25:59.000 Alcoholic.

00:25:59.000 That's a little different.

00:26:00.000 Well, that's true.

00:26:01.000 We swapped it for crack.

00:26:02.000 That was all us. I love you.

00:26:10.000 I do, for real.

00:26:10.000 I love you too.

00:26:11.000 Which side of him?

00:26:13.000 The white side. 0.80

00:26:13.000 Oh, of course. 0.80

00:26:14.000 What did you think I was referring to, racist?

00:26:16.000 I think of the back side.

00:26:17.000 The three quarters.

00:26:20.000 This is a live show Monday through Thursday at 10 a.m.

00:26:22.000 Eastern.

00:26:23.000 Oh, we're live?

00:26:24.000 This is live?

00:26:24.000 Yeah.

00:26:25.000 Yeah, it can't be edited.

00:26:26.000 I find that out.

00:26:26.000 I thought this all could be cut out.

00:26:29.000 Oh well.

00:26:30.000 I find out the hard way every day where I'm like, oh, well that's permanent.

00:26:34.000 This is a live show.

00:26:36.000 This is unfortunately a live show Monday through Thursday at 10 a.m.

00:26:39.000 Eastern, usually around 10-10, 10-15, but go to Rumble.

00:26:43.000 Check us out there.

00:26:44.000 Look at that, Rumble.

00:26:45.000 Like in the Bronx or in the jungle.

00:26:49.000 Yeah, Mug Club, such a classic. 0.99

00:26:49.000 Oh, Rumble in the Bronx. 0.99

00:26:51.000 I like that movie.

00:26:54.000 What's your favorite Chan movie?

00:26:58.000 I was gonna say, who am I?

00:26:58.000 Who am I?

00:26:59.000 Who am I?

00:27:00.000 Oh, dude, good call.

00:27:01.000 Boy, dude, good call.

00:27:02.000 You've never seen that?

00:27:03.000 I've never even heard of it.

00:27:04.000 Oh, dude.

00:27:04.000 Give it a watch.

00:27:05.000 You gotta watch it.

00:27:06.000 Like, when's it from?

00:27:07.000 Early 80s?

00:27:09.000 Oh, 80s?

00:27:10.000 Yeah.

00:27:11.000 It was before Rumble in the Bronx.

00:27:12.000 Anything after Rush Hour.

00:27:15.000 Rush Hour 1.

00:27:15.000 Just kidding.

00:27:16.000 You're like, Rush Hour 3.

00:27:17.000 Rush Hour 1 is fun.

00:27:17.000 I love Rush Hour 1.

00:27:18.000 1 is great.

00:27:19.000 2 is watchable.

00:27:19.000 Jackie Chan.

00:27:20.000 Run.

00:27:20.000 I said it like I said it like watchable jacket and run Three I don't know if it's real

00:27:26.000 There's a third one I thought there was.

00:27:29.000 Yeah, there is, right?

00:27:30.000 What do you think of The Tourist?

00:27:31.000 Was it The Tourist?

00:27:33.000 With Johnny Depp?

00:27:34.000 No, no, no, no.

00:27:35.000 That's Johnny Depp.

00:27:35.000 Jackie Chan.

00:27:36.000 Not The Tourist, sorry.

00:27:37.000 It's The Foreigner. 0.57

00:27:39.000 Oh, I haven't watched his recent.

00:27:41.000 I don't know if I saw it.

00:27:43.000 I mean, the movie's not great, don't get me wrong, but his part wasn't bad.

00:27:46.000 I liked him in, what was it?

00:27:49.000 Pariah?

00:27:50.000 Parasite?

00:27:52.000 I liked him when he played Chow Yun-Fat in a bunch of movies.

00:27:58.000 The human centipede.

00:28:01.000 He was the one in the front.

00:28:03.000 His name ain't no Asian person.

00:28:05.000 Yeah.

00:28:07.000 What's your film credit?

00:28:09.000 Centipede number 8.

00:28:10.000 You just take a trip to any Asian country and ask everyone for Jackie Chan's autograph.

00:28:14.000 You're like, I don't think this is the trip for you.

00:28:16.000 You're not going to make it out.

00:28:19.000 They're just beating you. 0.96

00:28:20.000 They're going to karate kick you. 0.98

00:28:21.000 Well, let's talk about some other giants.

00:28:24.000 Not just little ones.

00:28:25.000 The big ones.

00:28:25.000 The New York Giants' sideline got a little weird over the weekend.

00:28:28.000 I don't know if you saw that.

00:28:30.000 On Sunday, the New York Giants defeated the Green Bay Packers in London, 27 to 22.

00:28:33.000 That brings us to this week.

00:28:37.000 In Gerald, no sports.

00:28:39.000 One, open, he scores!

00:28:44.000 Now the Giants may have won on the field, but the real show happened on the sidelines.

00:28:54.000 lines.

00:28:55.000 you Wow.

00:29:00.000 They call that unnecessary fluffness.

00:29:08.000 So Gerald, you play football.

00:29:10.000 Explain!

00:29:13.000 I didn't know that was available on the side.

00:29:14.000 Hey, sometimes you need to pick me up in the middle of the game.

00:29:18.000 I don't know what that's supposed to help.

00:29:22.000 I thought you wanted those guys angry and mean.

00:29:24.000 That's just going to make him calm and relaxed.

00:29:26.000 I was going to say, doesn't that usually take the drive out of you?

00:29:33.000 Because if you wake up in the morning and you're like, I think I'm going to paint the shed, and then you do that, and you're like, I think I'm going to do nothing.

00:29:40.000 I'm going to take a nap.

00:29:42.000 I was going to go in and kill a quarterback, but I guess not. 0.99

00:29:45.000 By the way, he also looks like a five-year-old at a urinal. 0.99

00:29:47.000 You know, kids just like drop their pants off.

00:29:50.000 You have a medical tent!

00:29:54.000 You have an entire thing set up where you can do this in the privacy of your own tent, Deshaun Watson.

00:29:59.000 You can go over there and do it.

00:30:01.000 He just said Sprout.

00:30:02.000 He put a 20 in his shirt.

00:30:03.000 That was weird.

00:30:06.000 What was he really doing?

00:30:08.000 Because to the angle of all the kids... All the children watching at home.

00:30:12.000 Watching the game.

00:30:14.000 Mommy, what's that?

00:30:17.000 Brotherly love right there.

00:30:19.000 We want to make sure he doesn't have a hernia.

00:30:22.000 That's how the Giants roll.

00:30:28.000 When they get assigned free agents, this is going to be on the brochure.

00:30:30.000 Like, this could be you.

00:30:32.000 Angry on the sideline?

00:30:34.000 Need a little help?

00:30:35.000 Look, we don't pay our assistant coaches just to stand there.

00:30:40.000 What do you think it was for real?

00:30:42.000 Dig deep.

00:30:42.000 Yeah, you really gotta get in there.

00:30:45.000 An inner thigh groin kind of thing. 0.97

00:30:48.000 Could have been rubbing somebody. 0.99

00:30:50.000 Was he milking his prostate? 0.99

00:30:52.000 I'm gonna be the first person to say this, but I think sports is pretty gay. 0.99

00:30:55.000 It's not gay, look at him. 1.00

00:30:57.000 The NFL said the NFL is gay. 0.82

00:30:58.000 I'm gonna go ahead and say yes.

00:31:03.000 It's a little game.

00:31:04.000 Sometimes they need to rub like, you know, some ointment on your leg or something like that if you're having a muscle issue or something like that.

00:31:09.000 You know what?

00:31:10.000 He was just, uh... I got it.

00:31:10.000 I got it.

00:31:11.000 You know, it just could have been done better.

00:31:13.000 Yeah.

00:31:14.000 Either the coach should have said, you do it.

00:31:18.000 Yeah.

00:31:19.000 Or the player should have said, I got it.

00:31:21.000 You're right.

00:31:22.000 Somebody should have stepped into this situation.

00:31:24.000 You know what's funny though?

00:31:25.000 Watch the player's left arm.

00:31:26.000 It kind of looks like he's helping.

00:31:28.000 Okay.

00:31:29.000 Oh, look at that.

00:31:30.000 He's cradling.

00:31:32.000 What do they call that one?

00:31:32.000 That's what he's doing.

00:31:33.000 If you're going to do it, do it right.

00:31:35.000 Yeah, yeah.

00:31:35.000 He's like, look, I'm gonna cup him.

00:31:38.000 You tug.

00:31:38.000 Yeah.

00:31:38.000 Look, there's a tempo.

00:31:40.000 That one feels like there's three of us.

00:31:40.000 There's a tempo to this.

00:31:45.000 I'm gonna sit on my hands till it's numb.

00:31:49.000 And it's going to be like a stranger.

00:31:50.000 Yeah.

00:31:52.000 It's going to be like this bunch of us here.

00:31:53.000 I like when people watch.

00:31:55.000 I guess we can do this on the sidelines.

00:31:55.000 It's London.

00:31:57.000 Do you want to go in the locker room?

00:31:57.000 Yeah.

00:31:58.000 Hell no, I don't want to go in the locker room.

00:31:59.000 I'm an exhibitionist.

00:32:00.000 Can't all these people see me in the locker room?

00:32:03.000 Then no.

00:32:06.000 And that's been Geron, no sports.

00:32:08.000 Outro At Notre Dame they just bring out the priests.

00:32:20.000 Laughter You're like, dude, no, please.

00:32:30.000 Please.

00:32:30.000 And then he's like, oh, I'm sorry, I thought this was junior football.

00:32:33.000 I'll pass.

00:32:34.000 Oh, I'm sorry, you're an adult. 0.99

00:32:36.000 Oh, this sucks. 0.99

00:32:38.000 All the priests are judging us. 1.00

00:32:40.000 Ew. 0.88

00:32:41.000 Oh, this is gross.

00:32:43.000 Sorry, I know it's not what happened.

00:32:45.000 I thought this was peewee.

00:32:47.000 So, let's talk about a Twitch streamer.

00:32:51.000 It's a good title for her. 0.84

00:32:53.000 Yeah, because it's not like she's in porn.

00:32:56.000 No.

00:32:58.000 Allegedly!

00:32:59.000 Nope, no alleged.

00:33:01.000 She broke her back, right?

00:33:03.000 Not doing what you might think.

00:33:05.000 But we've all heard of the expression of adult stars getting their backs blown out.

00:33:10.000 Yes.

00:33:11.000 Uh, but Adriana Czech... I don't know how to pronounce it.

00:33:15.000 Let me see, what is his name?

00:33:17.000 Czecik.

00:33:19.000 Czecik? 0.99

00:33:20.000 Adriana.

00:33:21.000 Czecik.

00:33:21.000 Adriana Czecik.

00:33:22.000 Adriana Czecik took it to a new level over the weekend at TwitchCon.

00:33:29.000 Oh my god!

00:33:30.000 Big sip!

00:33:32.000 Sips of her own!

00:33:34.000 Great victory there.

00:33:35.000 She broke her back. 0.97

00:33:37.000 I can't get out.

00:33:37.000 Yeah, the funny thing is... It's concrete under there, lady.

00:33:40.000 Are you okay?

00:33:42.000 She's held down by the pitfall. 1.00

00:33:44.000 Medic!

00:33:46.000 No, no, she's fine.

00:33:47.000 She clam-slammed herself. 0.99

00:33:48.000 No, she's not.

00:33:49.000 She's not fine.

00:33:50.000 Alright, make sure she's okay.

00:33:53.000 Get her out of the pit. 1.00

00:33:54.000 Get this broad out of the pit. 1.00

00:33:56.000 Now she lives in the pit now, I kinda think. 0.97

00:34:00.000 That's too bad.

00:34:01.000 If she had gone on all fours, she could have lifted herself right out.

00:34:04.000 She's used to a lot of load on her back.

00:34:06.000 A lot of her muscle strength is there.

00:34:09.000 Yeah, it's all in the power.

00:34:09.000 All of the exercising.

00:34:11.000 All of the power.

00:34:13.000 Maybe she should have, she could have probably gotten used to it if they were like just threw a towel at her. 0.99

00:34:17.000 I'll clean up.

00:34:19.000 No, I'll get up.

00:34:20.000 She's the guy from the previous video.

00:34:24.000 The workout guy.

00:34:24.000 Oh, yeah, yeah.

00:34:27.000 She used to work out those old muscles.

00:34:30.000 She had to look at the camera and name the establishment.

00:34:35.000 While mascara ran down her face.

00:34:36.000 Oh my gosh.

00:34:39.000 She clam-slammed herself! 1.00

00:34:40.000 Did you see that, though?

00:34:42.000 She like, full-on, like, BOOM! 1.00

00:34:45.000 On the ground.

00:34:45.000 I don't know.

00:34:46.000 Celebrating victory.

00:34:47.000 What else is she supposed to do?

00:34:48.000 Isn't that a place where, like, children have birthday parties?

00:34:51.000 Like, isn't that like a sky zone?

00:34:52.000 No, that's not quite what it is.

00:34:54.000 No, it's a convention hall.

00:34:56.000 It's a hastily constructed pit.

00:34:58.000 It's a convention hall, which means there's concrete right there.

00:35:00.000 And it was only two feet deep, and those foam blocks are not enough to, you know, They didn't dig out a pit for you, lady. 0.99

00:35:09.000 How's she gonna work?

00:35:10.000 Oh, right.

00:35:10.000 She'll just lay there.

00:35:12.000 Anyway.

00:35:12.000 Uh...

00:35:14.000 I'm not even gonna say it.

00:35:17.000 She broke her most valuable asset.

00:35:20.000 That's true.

00:35:21.000 Her tailbone.

00:35:22.000 What an action going on down there.

00:35:26.000 Note how coverage of the story refers to her as Twitch streamer.

00:35:30.000 Not a single mention of her actual revenue source in the article.

00:35:34.000 Adriana confirmed the severity of the injury over Twitter.

00:35:38.000 Well, I broke my back in two places and I'm getting surgery to put a meter rod in for support today.

00:35:45.000 A meter rod is the name of her new co-star.

00:35:50.000 And it's more just a measurement.

00:35:56.000 Send your support.

00:35:57.000 When it rains, it pours.

00:36:01.000 And I'm definitely feeling the rain right now.

00:36:04.000 All over the place.

00:36:05.000 Dripping everywhere.

00:36:07.000 Surely the first time Adriana has had this raining down on her.

00:36:11.000 We actually have footage of the surgical consultant who will be performing the operation.

00:36:17.000 Who the hell's that?

00:36:25.000 Uhhhh... 0.98

00:36:26.000 Well, he's a surgeon.

00:36:28.000 Yeah, he's a doctor.

00:36:29.000 M.D.

00:36:30.000 Yeah, he's an M.D.

00:36:32.000 Is he really?

00:36:33.000 Yes, he is.

00:36:34.000 He's a doctor.

00:36:35.000 He's an astronaut.

00:36:36.000 He's a cowboy.

00:36:37.000 He's like a renaissance man, really.

00:36:39.000 Really?

00:36:40.000 Yeah, he's a stepbrother.

00:36:41.000 She's in good hands. 0.83

00:36:45.000 Plumber.

00:36:46.000 Pizza man.

00:36:48.000 He's really a true hero.

00:36:50.000 Just a well-rounded sir.

00:36:53.000 He does it all.

00:36:54.000 See what they call it all a jack off of all trades Man of the people

00:37:04.000 Yeah.

00:37:05.000 Or on the people.

00:37:06.000 That's a lot of nuts!

00:37:07.000 Or around the people.

00:37:09.000 So we wish her well.

00:37:10.000 We really do.

00:37:11.000 I don't want to see anybody... Speedy recovery.

00:37:12.000 Yes.

00:37:13.000 I don't want to see anybody get injured.

00:37:15.000 I do hope she is okay. 0.98

00:37:16.000 No, that sucks. 0.98

00:37:16.000 For real. 0.98

00:37:17.000 You know the bad part is like, you're like, ah, she's fine.

00:37:19.000 She's used to being in the pit, you know?

00:37:21.000 Ha ha! 0.86

00:37:22.000 It's like, oh, your back is actually broken. 0.99

00:37:23.000 No, that really sucks. 0.99

00:37:24.000 For real. 0.87

00:37:25.000 I do hope she's okay.

00:37:26.000 Yeah.

00:37:27.000 I mean, that's not... She's going to regret that life choice.

00:37:30.000 Let's just put it this way.

00:37:31.000 She probably should regret a lot of life choices.

00:37:33.000 There's probably two she'll regret.

00:37:36.000 This one will be immediate.

00:37:37.000 This is probably second.

00:37:38.000 I can't believe I did a toe touch to celebrate.

00:37:41.000 Why couldn't I just walk off?

00:37:43.000 Yeah.

00:37:44.000 Two will be her fault.

00:37:45.000 The third was her uncle's.

00:37:47.000 Yeah.

00:37:48.000 She couldn't tell at first because it's just all numb down there.

00:37:50.000 Yeah.

00:37:50.000 The third will be when you're 50 and look back and go... Surprised she felt it.

00:37:55.000 Yeah.

00:37:56.000 Bam! 0.98

00:37:58.000 Is this like a regular day at work?

00:38:00.000 Yeah.

00:38:01.000 This hurts more than usual.

00:38:04.000 Wow!

00:38:05.000 I can feel.

00:38:05.000 Yeah, normally when I slam.

00:38:08.000 All right, anyway.

00:38:10.000 Let's talk about Pete Buttigieg.

00:38:12.000 Oh yeah, speaking of.

00:38:12.000 Do you know Pete?

00:38:14.000 Yeah, Pete.

00:38:15.000 Yeah, Pete.

00:38:15.000 Petey.

00:38:16.000 Mayor Pete.

00:38:17.000 Mayor Pete of South Bend, Indiana.

00:38:23.000 South Bend, where Notre Dame is.

00:38:25.000 No, it's next.

00:38:26.000 I think we just saw him on the sidelines just not too long ago.

00:38:29.000 A correction.

00:38:30.000 What?

00:38:30.000 It is located adjacent to South Bend.

00:38:34.000 It is not in South Bend.

00:38:35.000 It is adjacent to South Bend, you are correct.

00:38:37.000 We created our own city when we moved there in the 1800s. 0.94

00:38:42.000 We foresaw the crap hole that would be South Bend and said, no, no, no, no. 0.98

00:38:46.000 That's Notre Dame facts, Gerald! 0.99

00:38:50.000 Gerald knows Notre Dame.

00:38:51.000 That's right, yeah.

00:38:52.000 South Bend.

00:38:53.000 Not South Bend.

00:38:55.000 I'm adjacent.

00:38:56.000 Yay! 0.99

00:38:57.000 Speaking of which, I do hope that girl can bend south. 1.00

00:39:00.000 Yeah, she's working on it.

00:39:02.000 Working on it.

00:39:03.000 Oh man.

00:39:04.000 There's a river that separates us for a reason!

00:39:07.000 I go to Detroit a lot, going from there, but I went downtown to see concerts and I kept going, why is this freeway shut down that goes to all these places, you know, like every single sports arena and concert venue?

00:39:20.000 Why are they shutting it down?

00:39:22.000 This would be an odd place to shut down a highway.

00:39:24.000 A beautification project maybe?

00:39:26.000 You'd assume.

00:39:27.000 Yeah?

00:39:30.000 Maybe not that one.

00:39:32.000 But anyway, Pete Buttigieg got Detroit a $106.4 million grant to turn a Detroit highway into bike lanes because it displaced families and jazz clubs in the 1950s.

00:39:44.000 The purpose of transportation is to connect.

00:39:47.000 But we have seen examples in many communities, including here, where an infrastructure decision serves to divide.

00:39:54.000 And we raise this issue not to wallow in it, but to challenge ourselves to do something about it.

00:40:00.000 And now we are putting our money where our mouth is.

00:40:04.000 Oh, I bet you like to put stuff... Anyway, it's not important.

00:40:08.000 Put a lot of stuff where your mouth is.

00:40:10.000 The grant was part of a 2021 bipartisan infrastructure law.

00:40:19.000 But I will say, this will ruin traffic for all sports events, and it's a completely different area now.

00:40:25.000 Never once have I driven through this area and thought, you know what would be good?

00:40:29.000 Riding a bike through right here.

00:40:32.000 Completely unprotected vehicle.

00:40:35.000 It's funny because this whole plan, right, so this was built through a neighborhood, I think it displaced like a hundred thousand people when it was done, but theoretically I have no idea.

00:40:43.000 This is prior to the race riots.

00:40:44.000 I was gonna say, when was this?

00:40:46.000 Long, long, long time ago.

00:40:47.000 50s?

00:40:48.000 So now they said it's like, oh this is why this area is bad, it disconnected two communities, so we're gonna tear this down and we're gonna put up a six lane road and bike paths.

00:40:57.000 What is the difference?

00:40:58.000 So you're taking down the bridge of a highway, which we can walk under, You're putting in a road which we cannot walk under.

00:41:07.000 Yeah.

00:41:07.000 That's that's fantastic.

00:41:08.000 You guys are idiots. 1.00

00:41:09.000 You just don't understand the booty touch. 1.00

00:41:11.000 It's got a higher brain capacity.

00:41:11.000 Oh, I guess.

00:41:14.000 Well, because anybody leaving a Lions game is not drinking and driving from depression, so there's no chance of them just...

00:41:21.000 Barreling over bicyclists. 0.99

00:41:23.000 You know, we want to just cut to the chase and get them dead so they don't have to suffer all the pain. 1.00

00:41:28.000 Exactly. 1.00

00:41:29.000 Of being a bicyclist.

00:41:30.000 By the way, $105 million on a one-mile stretch of road.

00:41:35.000 One mile.

00:41:36.000 That seems consistent with the Democratic Party.

00:41:38.000 That's like all their plans.

00:41:40.000 It really is, isn't it?

00:41:41.000 That's why I wanted to bring it up, because it'll ruin traffic, it'll mess up everything, it's way too expensive, and it's a lot of money while Flint still has lead in its water.

00:41:50.000 That's what bothers me the most, and I wanted to bring it up about Michigan.

00:41:53.000 These are real people who've had this problem, and all of a sudden that's just not an issue, even though how long has this been going on?

00:41:59.000 What, seven years with Flint?

00:42:00.000 I know people who've lost their houses, I know people who've lost their children, their families, and we're gonna go ahead and go, you know what?

00:42:06.000 I saved the day.

00:42:08.000 I stopped a racist highway.

00:42:10.000 We actually have an interview with somebody, though, who is going to talk to the highway.

00:42:17.000 Do we have that?

00:42:17.000 If we can go ahead.

00:42:19.000 We have somebody on the street.

00:42:20.000 Alright, are you there?

00:42:21.000 He's in Detroit right now.

00:42:22.000 Alright, are you there? He's in Detroit right now. Are you there? Talking to the...

00:42:27.000 Oh! Oh no.

00:42:31.000 Alright. Okay. Yeah.

00:42:33.000 Oh man, I hope they get to somewhere safe.

00:42:36.000 Like out of the city.

00:42:36.000 Okay.

00:42:37.000 That was a bad idea.

00:42:38.000 Oh, they've been killed.

00:42:41.000 Alright, so we're gonna need a new camera.

00:42:46.000 Alright.

00:42:48.000 So anyway, this getting back into it.

00:42:53.000 Maybe we should take that money and instead of deciding to stop a racist piece of concrete, We could use the money to, I don't know, stop poisoning people of Flint.

00:43:04.000 That could be a decent idea.

00:43:06.000 And if you want to actually talk about racism and everything else, it's not really racist.

00:43:10.000 There's white, black, every single person in Flint. 0.88

00:43:13.000 A piece of highway cannot be racist.

00:43:15.000 It's cement.

00:43:17.000 Yeah.

00:43:17.000 Just my opinion.

00:43:18.000 But who cares about, you know, water?

00:43:21.000 Because you can get a filter if you ask really nice for one in Flint.

00:43:25.000 Which brings us to today's sponsor, water.

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00:43:48.000 An adult's brain is 65% water, and the other 35% is gin.

00:43:52.000 But maybe that's just me.

00:43:55.000 My wife left me, and she has full custody of the children.

00:44:00.000 That there, that's Jeff.

00:44:02.000 My kids call him dad now.

00:44:04.000 He's a lawyer.

00:44:06.000 In fact, he's her lawyer.

00:44:08.000 I remember when my wife used to brag about being married to a big-time commercial voiceover guy.

00:44:13.000 That was a long time ago when she used to wear her ring.

00:44:18.000 We used to actually have a house on the water, but now it belongs to the bank.

00:44:22.000 Luckily it was only in my name, so only my credit got ruined.

00:44:26.000 Thank goodness I'm still able to afford this studio apartment.

00:44:29.000 It has this pot I'm currently filling with water.

00:44:32.000 This pot is the only thing my wife left behind. 1.00

00:44:34.000 Besides pain.

00:44:36.000 I'm gonna use it to make some macaroni and cheese.

00:44:42.000 Why?

00:44:54.000 Drink it.

00:44:54.000 Unless you're in Flint or Mexico.

00:44:57.000 Or Jackson.

00:44:58.000 Yeah.

00:44:59.000 That one is bad, too.

00:45:00.000 Yeah, that one's not bad. 0.93

00:45:01.000 Democrats killed cities.

00:45:03.000 By the way, we, uh, canceled the check to that voiceover actor.

00:45:06.000 We feel like... Why would you do that?

00:45:08.000 Well, he didn't deserve it.

00:45:08.000 I mean, he was... We wanted to push him over the edge.

00:45:11.000 What?

00:45:11.000 Yeah.

00:45:11.000 Oh.

00:45:12.000 It actually didn't clear anyway.

00:45:13.000 No.

00:45:14.000 Uh, he did a sponsor for Walther, and it didn't work out.

00:45:17.000 Didn't work out.

00:45:18.000 Should've seen that coming.

00:45:20.000 Yeah.

00:45:21.000 Anywho...

00:45:23.000 Our bad.

00:45:24.000 I think originally my idea was to add a gunshot at the end of it.

00:45:30.000 No!

00:45:31.000 It was.

00:45:35.000 Like, maybe a little bit too far.

00:45:37.000 You can't make bullets out of it.

00:45:38.000 One of the beautiful things about writing, not to, you know, to let people in, but Garrett can go with that, is always adding the one extra thing at the end to get away with everything else.

00:45:48.000 Very important.

00:45:49.000 Distracts from all the other things you write.

00:45:53.000 Like, I'll shock you with this so you don't hate me for that.

00:45:55.000 Yes.

00:45:55.000 Maybe the hanging legs at the end of it was just a little too... Oh, looks like Brooks was here too.

00:46:02.000 Yes.

00:46:05.000 Well, we gotta get into some serious stuff, guys.

00:46:07.000 Over the weekend, I'm sure you guys have heard about this Russia-Ukraine thing.

00:46:10.000 I hadn't, but I guess there's some business going on, and perhaps we're on the eve of destruction.

00:46:16.000 Go ahead, Google that song, play it in your Zune.

00:46:18.000 Who knows?

00:46:19.000 Ukraine blew up the Crimea Bridge.

00:46:22.000 On Saturday, the lone bridge connecting Crimea to the Russia mainland exploded in flames.

00:46:29.000 Stormed her she watch the truck up the highway. You've probably seen this 0.91

00:46:33.000 Yes, I would most assuredly stop or keep going depending on which side of

00:46:44.000 I would keep going.

00:46:44.000 This is like the aftermath, right?

00:46:46.000 So the train that was passing as well is just all on fire and flames and I mean, it's almost like a twofer for those guys.

00:46:51.000 I'm not sure if they planned it when a train was passing that was carrying fuel.

00:46:55.000 Oh, geez.

00:46:55.000 So, yeah.

00:46:57.000 Well, an unnamed Ukrainian official said Ukrainian intelligence was behind the attack.

00:47:02.000 Hmm.

00:47:03.000 I wonder...

00:47:04.000 Wait, you mean all the good guys?

00:47:07.000 The good guys in Ukraine?

00:47:09.000 Hey, we'll get into this.

00:47:11.000 I put a flag in my bio on Twitter.

00:47:13.000 I feel weird about this.

00:47:15.000 I spent $19 on a shirt.

00:47:17.000 $19 whole dollars?

00:47:19.000 Yeah.

00:47:20.000 So I did something.

00:47:24.000 Good job, Dave.

00:47:25.000 I didn't do anything.

00:47:26.000 No?

00:47:27.000 Oh.

00:47:28.000 Sorry.

00:47:28.000 Oh, well, you must be cancelled.

00:47:30.000 Well, look what you did.

00:47:31.000 Yeah, it's my fault.

00:47:34.000 You did this.

00:47:35.000 It's mostly on me.

00:47:38.000 Stephen King is blameless.

00:47:40.000 Yeah.

00:47:41.000 The Ukrainian Postal Service announced that they will release a commemorative stamp early next month.

00:47:49.000 So look, this is a big post.

00:47:51.000 Is that real?

00:47:52.000 Yes it is!

00:47:53.000 Hold on, it gets worse.

00:47:54.000 Wow, I couldn't have wrote that.

00:47:55.000 This is just a big thing.

00:47:57.000 Obviously this has strategic importance, right?

00:47:59.000 Being able to access the Ukrainian Postal Service.

00:48:01.000 To know what's going to happen to your mail?

00:48:03.000 Yes, pretty much.

00:48:05.000 From one Una Bomber, please accept.

00:48:09.000 No, but this is also epic trolling.

00:48:11.000 Can you imagine Ted Kaczynski on one of our stamps?

00:48:14.000 Just a commemorative stamp.

00:48:15.000 Just him with a hoodie.

00:48:16.000 Just Ted.

00:48:17.000 But it's not only that, they actually had, this was hours after the bombing by the way, they actually had a giant stamp for people to pose in front of.

00:48:27.000 Look at this.

00:48:31.000 It looks like it's completely real.

00:48:33.000 Even if it's not real, these guys are trolling them epically.

00:48:36.000 But were people killed?

00:48:38.000 I don't know if anybody was killed by the suicide bomber.

00:48:41.000 The car closest to the truck looked like it.

00:48:43.000 I say suicide bomber because even if it's not terrorism, it's still somebody who's doing this and bombing and they're dying, right? 0.96

00:48:49.000 Well, if you're a suicide bomber, that's on you.

00:48:50.000 Well, and if it's a military action, that's a totally different thing, right?

00:48:54.000 So that's why we'll get into the wording there, but it's really, I don't have any idea, but I know that this is, you know, you can see what Russia's response is here in just a little bit.

00:49:03.000 Obviously, they're a little pissed off about it, and they're coming to people for it, so.

00:49:07.000 It's just funny that these guys are, like, throwing this out there, like, on the day of.

00:49:10.000 And by the way, this happened the day after Putin's birthday.

00:49:13.000 Wow.

00:49:14.000 Happy birthday.

00:49:15.000 So no matter what side of this you come down on, you're like, that's pretty epic trolling right there.

00:49:20.000 Did you have a Putin cake for your birthday?

00:49:22.000 I did not.

00:49:23.000 I am not a Putin fan.

00:49:24.000 Really?

00:49:25.000 I'm also not a fan of the Ukrainian corruption either. 0.81

00:49:27.000 That's not what you tell us every time the cameras are off.

00:49:30.000 Yeah, every time.

00:49:31.000 Cut! 1.00

00:49:31.000 Ah, love Putin. 1.00

00:49:33.000 He's like, don't you guys love Putin?

00:49:34.000 See when he rides that bear.

00:49:36.000 I want to believe it's real.

00:49:37.000 He has nice tables.

00:49:38.000 I'll give him that.

00:49:39.000 Remember when he brought in that dessert he invented?

00:49:41.000 The Fig Putins?

00:49:44.000 Thought it was tacky.

00:49:45.000 Just like the joke.

00:49:46.000 They were tasty.

00:49:47.000 Ingredients were so good.

00:49:51.000 It's only the fresh.

00:49:52.000 It's the only dessert I could think of.

00:49:57.000 Do you remember New York during the BLM riots?

00:50:01.000 The Fig Lutens?

00:50:03.000 Oh jeez.

00:50:03.000 It just keeps going.

00:50:04.000 The Ukrainians are already posing in front of the giant stamp.

00:50:09.000 We covered that part.

00:50:10.000 And one month earlier, on September 7th, the Ukrainian Ministry of Defense tweeted, the weather forecast says it is going to be very hot in Crimea.

00:50:19.000 Wow, this is a lot of trolling.

00:50:22.000 I'm telling you, that's the whole point of this story.

00:50:23.000 It's not like this happened.

00:50:25.000 Right.

00:50:25.000 Hey, they're trolling the hell out of them.

00:50:27.000 It really is.

00:50:27.000 It's time for the rush invaders to prepare for a swim.

00:50:33.000 It takes a lot of strength to swim to Sochi or Yizk.

00:50:41.000 He just had his Twitter suspended.

00:50:43.000 And the last one is, BTW, the Guinness Book of World Records may include a new record for the longest open water swim.

00:50:51.000 Wow.

00:50:52.000 This was a month ago that they were tweeting this out.

00:50:54.000 I'm waiting for a diss track.

00:50:55.000 I know, right?

00:50:56.000 They're gonna drop a diss track on Russia.

00:50:58.000 I love how bombing threats include BTW.

00:51:01.000 Yes. 1.00

00:51:02.000 It's like, FYI, gonna kill your family. 1.00

00:51:05.000 Low-key, gonna die. 1.00

00:51:06.000 Thanks for telling me. 0.60

00:51:07.000 Wow, that is a weird... So yeah, it's all... It's pretty funny.

00:51:09.000 It's trolling.

00:51:10.000 It's kind of funny, I'm sorry.

00:51:12.000 It is!

00:51:12.000 Not the act, necessarily.

00:51:14.000 No, but the trolling.

00:51:15.000 And the stamp.

00:51:16.000 The stamp is... Because nobody likes stamps.

00:51:19.000 No, unless you're counting me and my vast collection of stamps.

00:51:23.000 Once in a while there's a person that likes stamps and they're like, yeah, we're going to put it on a stamp.

00:51:27.000 Oh, commemorative.

00:51:31.000 Can you imagine you being on the stamp of the bridge behind- I would love that.

00:51:35.000 Yeah, I will say this.

00:51:36.000 Russia does have tactical nuclear weapons by the hundreds if not thousands, so.

00:51:42.000 Which Putin is very excited to use.

00:51:45.000 Yes, yes.

00:51:45.000 It's like, oh, you want to put us on a stamp?

00:51:47.000 Here, we have a new stamp.

00:51:49.000 Yeah.

00:51:49.000 Looks like this.

00:51:50.000 Yeah. 0.98

00:51:51.000 It's gonna be fun when you lick your stamp with three tongues. 0.97

00:51:57.000 Look, it glows in the dark. 0.96

00:51:58.000 Yeah.

00:51:59.000 It didn't before.

00:52:00.000 They start tweeting out, I wonder what medicine you can take for radiation poisoning.

00:52:06.000 Yes, Putin.

00:52:07.000 Always known for comedy.

00:52:08.000 Big table. 1.00

00:52:09.000 Doesn't play a piano with his penis, though. 1.00

00:52:11.000 No. 1.00

00:52:11.000 What have you seen in my table? 1.00

00:52:13.000 Yes, it's a big table. 1.00

00:52:14.000 It's pretty big, just like penis. 0.99

00:52:17.000 Big piano. 1.00

00:52:18.000 Too big to play with penis. 1.00

00:52:20.000 Vladimir Putin responded, calling the bombing a terrorist attack. 1.00

00:52:23.000 There is no doubt this is an act of terrorism aimed at destroying Russia's critical civilian infrastructure. 0.61

00:52:31.000 Some conservative pundits also echoed Putin's sentiments.

00:52:35.000 Ian Myles Chong shared a video.

00:52:37.000 Ian Myles Chong.

00:52:39.000 No.

00:52:39.000 You don't like him?

00:52:40.000 Ian Myles Chong is somebody that lives in the Philippines, never set foot in America, but constantly tweets on the right wing, but he's not right wing.

00:52:50.000 Yeah, well this kind of helps, I guess.

00:52:53.000 So if he's tweeting, don't retweet him. 1.00

00:52:56.000 He's full of shit. 1.00

00:52:57.000 Is he living in the Philippines? 1.00

00:52:58.000 I believe so. 0.98

00:52:59.000 I thought he was the gay gentleman that had a concrete milkshake thrown at him. 1.00

00:53:03.000 No, that's a different guy. 0.93

00:53:05.000 No, that's Andy Ngo.

00:53:06.000 Andy Ngo is a pretty good guy.

00:53:07.000 They're not all the same, Dave.

00:53:09.000 I like him.

00:53:10.000 Not all Asians are the same. 1.00

00:53:11.000 Andy Ngo's good.

00:53:11.000 No, I forget that this is Andy Ngo.

00:53:14.000 It's early and I got confused.

00:53:16.000 N-G-O. 1.00

00:53:17.000 I didn't mean to be offensive.

00:53:21.000 I'm sorry, Andy.

00:53:22.000 I very much like your work.

00:53:23.000 Andy is great.

00:53:24.000 He's a good guy.

00:53:24.000 He is.

00:53:25.000 Ian, I don't know you.

00:53:26.000 And you don't know me.

00:53:27.000 Anymore.

00:53:29.000 I blocked you.

00:53:33.000 Ian Miles Chong shared a video of the explosion with the caption, Video footage of the terrorist attack that blew up the Crimean bridge.

00:53:43.000 Yeah.

00:53:44.000 So this goes to the point, Garrett, like we were talking about.

00:53:46.000 I don't know about Ian.

00:53:48.000 I've seen some of his stuff and I've never really liked it.

00:53:50.000 I don't look at him very often with his responses on Twitter.

00:53:54.000 Look, it's not a terrorist attack in the sense of a word.

00:53:58.000 Like, hey, we're just kind of doing our thing and you guys showed up and did something bad. 0.56

00:54:02.000 It's like, we're bombing the hell out of your country.

00:54:04.000 We also annexed part of it.

00:54:06.000 We annexed this particular part of it in 2014.

00:54:08.000 Our bad.

00:54:10.000 And then you guys retaliated. 0.98

00:54:12.000 So you can say it was a suicide bomber because the guy is going to kill himself by blowing this bridge up. 0.96

00:54:17.000 That's fine.

00:54:18.000 But to say it's an act of terrorism doesn't quite ring true.

00:54:20.000 And for Putin to be like, oh my gosh, it's a terrorist attack on us.

00:54:24.000 Well, what do you expect?

00:54:25.000 You're attacking their entire country!

00:54:28.000 Come on! 0.61

00:54:30.000 What do you want these guys to do?

00:54:32.000 Apologize?

00:54:33.000 Yes, you can have the bridge.

00:54:34.000 No!

00:54:35.000 This is perfectly fine.

00:54:36.000 Have we made the cry me a river joke yet?

00:54:39.000 Nah.

00:54:40.000 I was waiting for you to do that.

00:54:43.000 I was even hoping somebody had a soundbite of, was it TLC?

00:54:49.000 Justin Timberlake. 1.00

00:54:50.000 Oh, he sounds like a bitch. 1.00

00:54:54.000 TLC could kick his ass. 1.00

00:54:55.000 Dude, I love TLC. 1.00

00:54:56.000 TLC's great.

00:54:57.000 Dude, rest in peace, Left Eye.

00:54:59.000 I'm sorry?

00:55:00.000 My girl.

00:55:01.000 Left Eye.

00:55:01.000 From TLC.

00:55:02.000 Passed away.

00:55:03.000 She passed away.

00:55:04.000 I don't know the names.

00:55:05.000 Don't lie like you don't like TLC.

00:55:08.000 I like TLC, but I didn't know the names!

00:55:09.000 You know hip-hop, don't even.

00:55:11.000 But I didn't know the names, I'm not kidding.

00:55:12.000 This guy, he chases waterfalls.

00:55:14.000 He's a scrub. 0.93

00:55:15.000 I am, and they don't want no scrubs.

00:55:17.000 No.

00:55:18.000 Remember that.

00:55:19.000 Sitting in a best friend's ride on the passenger side.

00:55:22.000 Trying to holler at me?

00:55:23.000 Come on! 0.61

00:55:24.000 Just stick to the rivers and lakes that you used to, okay?

00:55:27.000 I have a problem with the lyrics of the songs.

00:55:29.000 Don't want no scrubs.

00:55:30.000 Yeah, she doesn't want a scrub. 1.00

00:55:33.000 I'm aware it's a double entendre, but if we get into that in hip hop, nothing means anything.

00:55:37.000 Ebonics.

00:55:38.000 Double negative, I mean.

00:55:39.000 Scrubs, there is hope for you.

00:55:41.000 I don't want no scrubs.

00:55:42.000 Scrubs, a guy that can't get no love from me.

00:55:45.000 Hanging out the passenger side is crummy and right.

00:55:49.000 Trying to swim a river.

00:55:51.000 River, cry me a river.

00:55:53.000 Don't go chasing, cry me a fall.

00:55:57.000 Doing a mash-up.

00:55:58.000 Love it when the radio stays on.

00:56:00.000 Monday Mash-ups.

00:56:01.000 Awesome.

00:56:02.000 Crimea.

00:56:03.000 Monday Mash-ups.

00:56:05.000 Monday, Monday, Monday.

00:56:06.000 Don't take the bridge.

00:56:09.000 Gonna be a hot one.

00:56:15.000 Hope you can swim.

00:56:16.000 Yeah, put on your floaties. 0.61

00:56:18.000 Crimea River.

00:56:21.000 These are Monday Mash-ups.

00:56:23.000 Yeah, but TLC left, I died, unfortunately.

00:56:26.000 After she had a pretty rough life anyway.

00:56:29.000 And she's pretty badly abused by the football player she was dating, I believe.

00:56:33.000 Ray Rice?

00:56:34.000 No, but she's one of many. 0.99

00:56:35.000 No, a different football player.

00:56:36.000 I know it's kind of crazy.

00:56:37.000 I know, right?

00:56:38.000 Ray Rice can hit a woman so hard that it closes a casino. 1.00

00:56:41.000 That's impressive.

00:56:42.000 Wow.

00:56:44.000 I mean, that's got to be the... Got to play again, I think, right?

00:56:47.000 Didn't he get reinstated at some point?

00:56:48.000 He did.

00:56:49.000 It's a violent sport.

00:56:51.000 He's like, you can do that to linebackers?

00:56:54.000 Wow.

00:56:55.000 I put that guy in the field.

00:56:56.000 I paid a lot of money to do it.

00:56:59.000 Minor offense of yours.

00:57:00.000 Cameras in an elevator.

00:57:01.000 I was trying to make a point.

00:57:03.000 I drug her onto the elevator.

00:57:05.000 I was going to take her.

00:57:07.000 Well, he won the argument.

00:57:09.000 Andre Rison.

00:57:11.000 Yes, Andrea Raisson.

00:57:12.000 Now, I don't know if that's for sure, but I know that there was allegedly an issue with them and one of them set the house on fire.

00:57:19.000 I can't remember.

00:57:19.000 It was pretty messed up.

00:57:21.000 It's weird.

00:57:22.000 She had a lot of issues, but I felt bad for her.

00:57:25.000 She really had a lot of talent.

00:57:26.000 One of the best parts in House Party 3.

00:57:27.000 Yep.

00:57:27.000 She was pretty great in that movie.

00:57:30.000 Yeah, she was.

00:57:32.000 And House Party 1 and 2, Robin Givens.

00:57:38.000 I love those movies.

00:57:39.000 Every single one of them.

00:57:40.000 Dude, they're all good.

00:57:40.000 That was probably one, two, and three.

00:57:42.000 Somebody brought it up.

00:57:42.000 This is gonna be a side here.

00:57:46.000 The American Pie movies are a carbon copy but a white version of House Party. 0.75

00:57:52.000 100%.

00:57:52.000 They're all the exact same movie.

00:57:55.000 Yeah.

00:57:56.000 Same thing.

00:57:57.000 You have the house party at the end of the movie.

00:57:59.000 Everybody's dancing and everything.

00:58:00.000 And then the second movie is about them in college where they have another house party.

00:58:03.000 And then the third one is a wedding where they have another house party.

00:58:06.000 Yep.

00:58:07.000 The same movies.

00:58:08.000 Only House Party is a better movie.

00:58:10.000 Yeah.

00:58:11.000 Well, it is.

00:58:11.000 I agree.

00:58:12.000 And if you ever asked a black dude to have sex with a pie, he'd be like, no. 1.00

00:58:15.000 And they'd go, alright, we'll rewrite it. 1.00

00:58:17.000 Like, what in the world is wrong with you? 1.00

00:58:18.000 I'm gonna kick your ass. 1.00

00:58:19.000 Well, hold on. 1.00

00:58:19.000 What kind of pie? 1.00

00:58:21.000 No, still no.

00:58:22.000 Still no.

00:58:23.000 Chicken pot pie.

00:58:24.000 Also, for our superior film, Friday!

00:58:27.000 One of the best films ever in my opinion.

00:58:30.000 Dude, I got to work with John Witherspoon a couple times and did a TV show with him, Pops, and he's from Detroit.

00:58:36.000 I loved that dude.

00:58:38.000 Witherspoon is just a legend, man.

00:58:41.000 Dude, just the coolest guy and he was from Detroit so I brought him Werner's and Better Made Chips and he was like, oh dude, he was so excited because he hadn't had them in years.

00:58:49.000 His brother actually was killed, he was a Motown singer.

00:58:52.000 Really?

00:58:53.000 And I didn't know that about it.

00:58:54.000 Yeah, he was telling me about it.

00:58:55.000 Really cool guy, dude.

00:58:56.000 One of the coolest people I've ever worked with, man.

00:58:58.000 He was so funny.

00:58:59.000 Anyway, sorry not to break off into that, but I just want to say, he was a cool guy.

00:59:03.000 Anyway, Russia.

00:59:05.000 Speaking of not cool guys.

00:59:06.000 Speaking of not cool guys, like Putin, even though Gerald's a big fan.

00:59:10.000 Not a big fan.

00:59:11.000 Big fan.

00:59:12.000 Not.

00:59:12.000 In response, Russia has launched a series of attacks on Kiev.

00:59:17.000 Warning, by the way, this is very graphic, seriously, so please, if you have kids, don't let them see this next part.

00:59:22.000 It's very unpleasant.

00:59:24.000 So they shell the park.

00:59:45.000 Wow.

00:59:46.000 And a playground area.

00:59:47.000 That's sad.

00:59:48.000 Jeez.

00:59:48.000 Oh, okay, it's a scarf.

00:59:50.000 Yeah.

00:59:50.000 I'm gonna be honest.

00:59:51.000 God save.

00:59:52.000 Jeez.

00:59:53.000 Oh, for, oh, okay, it's a scarf.

00:59:54.000 Yeah.

00:59:55.000 Oh, okay, I thought that was a face hanging.

01:00:04.000 Well.

01:00:05.000 Is it, are people okay?

01:00:07.000 It looks like so far there's 10 dead, 60 wounded in attacks, not just there but around the country.

01:00:13.000 This is the largest series of attacks that they've had since the beginning of the conflict and this is obviously Putin's response to this.

01:00:20.000 And he went on TV and said that this was a terrorist attack and that the responses will keep coming in this manner as long as they keep fighting back, I think was his thing.

01:00:31.000 So if Ukraine stands up for themselves?

01:00:32.000 Pretty much, yeah.

01:00:33.000 If Ukraine does anything to try and slow down the Russian military or fight against them, then this is the kind of stuff, it's just escalations after escalation after escalation.

01:00:44.000 Sounds like we should continue funding it.

01:00:46.000 Yeah, it sounds like this is on a, uh, you know, Elon Musk type of track that he kind of predicted.

01:00:52.000 Millions.

01:00:53.000 Billions.

01:00:54.000 Anyway, but the really funny part though is this next part.

01:00:57.000 So we try to bring you a little bit of comedy, right?

01:00:59.000 So they effectively blew up a bridge to start this whole deal.

01:01:02.000 And so Russia decided that they were also going to target a bridge.

01:01:06.000 It was a pedestrian bridge though.

01:01:09.000 And so no scenic overlook for you if they destroy this thing, but here's, we've got footage of them trying to hit this bridge.

01:01:16.000 There's no audio.

01:01:16.000 No audio.

01:01:18.000 Just a nice, you know, walk bridge for people to walk on.

01:01:21.000 Oh! 0.60

01:01:22.000 And they're like, we got it!

01:01:23.000 It's like hitting Independence Day.

01:01:24.000 They took it out.

01:01:24.000 That's a direct hit!

01:01:26.000 I think they missed.

01:01:27.000 Oh, hell.

01:01:28.000 They missed. 0.64

01:01:28.000 Oh, son of a gun. 0.64

01:01:29.000 It's still there.

01:01:31.000 Wow.

01:01:31.000 Dang it.

01:01:32.000 They missed. 1.00

01:01:34.000 Fuck! 1.00

01:01:34.000 Now, they did use six Roman candles as the bomb. 1.00

01:01:41.000 Great job, Russia. 0.76

01:01:43.000 That a way to scare them.

01:01:45.000 You know if you hold them like this, sometimes they explode.

01:01:48.000 Yeah, they might hurt your hands.

01:01:50.000 It's so terrible, it's like... Did you guys use sparklers?

01:01:54.000 That guy, you know whoever was in charge of targeting there is dead now, right?

01:01:58.000 Oh yeah, he was killed immediately.

01:02:00.000 You were going to die.

01:02:01.000 We could not blow up Pedestrian Bridge.

01:02:03.000 It's made of glass.

01:02:05.000 What is this?

01:02:06.000 What is this?

01:02:06.000 Nobody even there.

01:02:08.000 Nobody there.

01:02:08.000 Putin is not known for his sense of humor.

01:02:11.000 No, he is not.

01:02:12.000 Long tables, no sense of humor.

01:02:13.000 No, that's what he's known for.

01:02:15.000 If he had a sense of humor, we'd have a lot more backing him, you know?

01:02:19.000 I feel like, yeah, I feel like if he calmed down for a minute and was like, you know what? 0.99

01:02:23.000 I'm kind of a dick. 0.98

01:02:24.000 And also, I have several billion dollars. 0.99

01:02:28.000 I could be just fine.

01:02:29.000 Yeah, you know I'm alright.

01:02:31.000 I know Russia owns like the most land in the world, so I should just chill out I think. 0.99

01:02:36.000 Why do I have to be a prick?

01:02:38.000 Why do I want power so much? 0.88

01:02:40.000 Weird.

01:02:41.000 I've got a lot of it, I mean.

01:02:44.000 Ukraine, it's your country.

01:02:45.000 I'm sorry.

01:02:46.000 I'm sorry. 0.95

01:02:46.000 I'm kind of a dick. 0.95

01:02:47.000 And we're leaving. 0.97

01:02:49.000 So I don't know what's going to happen, but I think we're kind of... I just think this is really sad.

01:02:56.000 I don't know how far this is going to go.

01:02:57.000 I don't know where else it's going to go.

01:02:58.000 What do you do?

01:03:00.000 It's a completely different country with a whole history behind each other.

01:03:04.000 Well, here's something interesting.

01:03:06.000 Pull up CNN really quickly if you can.

01:03:08.000 North Korea missile tests were nuclear attack simulation.

01:03:12.000 Not because of that.

01:03:13.000 Oh look, it's a lady in white. 1.00

01:03:16.000 Lesbian in white. 1.00

01:03:18.000 He's shooting rockets with me. 0.99

01:03:21.000 Right. Well, no, I mean, it's it's with chubby cheeks.

01:03:24.000 Cheeks. 0.92

01:03:25.000 It's just nonsense.

01:03:31.000 No, I guess the broader point is that these guys are flexing their muscles a little bit, too, which means shooting

01:03:37.000 rockets kind of indiscriminately over Japan.

01:03:39.000 We saw that over last week.

01:03:41.000 They had the missile alerts and then the tests are, you know, a test of nuking the South, which is something that the United States has always feared because there's not a whole lot you can do about it because it's so close.

01:03:52.000 So, I mean, this is just one of those things where it's like, it'd be great if we had some good world leaders.

01:03:56.000 People to step up and de-escalate situations like this instead of people who forget what part of the stage they're supposed to walk to.

01:04:03.000 Weak'em in is who we have. 0.80

01:04:05.000 You mean instead of an old man who you wouldn't give a butter knife to to whittle? 1.00

01:04:09.000 True.

01:04:09.000 Yeah.

01:04:10.000 That guy.

01:04:12.000 Well, seriously, somebody has to do something.

01:04:14.000 How many... We're seriously on the brink of something terrible, it seems.

01:04:17.000 Potentially.

01:04:18.000 Yeah.

01:04:18.000 Potentially.

01:04:19.000 I don't want to scare anyone.

01:04:21.000 I mean, obviously, people firing off nukes and threatening them and stuff.

01:04:25.000 Why would that upset you?

01:04:26.000 Well, what do you think is gonna happen whenever you have the entire Western world look weak as hell?

01:04:34.000 And then, of course, you're gonna have the evil countries, or people that are evil, running those countries, coming out and going, okay, well, let's start pushing the boundaries.

01:04:41.000 Right.

01:04:41.000 Let's see what we can get away with.

01:04:43.000 Let's shoot rockets over other places.

01:04:45.000 Like, that's what we're gonna get.

01:04:46.000 Right.

01:04:46.000 Whenever you do stuff like, every year of 2020 and 2021, all of these bad decisions make you look weak.

01:04:53.000 Yeah.

01:04:53.000 And you're not gonna do anything about it.

01:04:55.000 Yeah, not even just weak, completely submissive.

01:04:58.000 Yes.

01:04:59.000 Completely capable of doing to you what they do to their own people.

01:05:02.000 Yes.

01:05:03.000 So we'll see where this ends.

01:05:04.000 Hopefully this all de-escalates and we get some leadership in here that takes care of this because I certainly don't want there to be A full-scale war breaking out even more that involves all of Europe or potentially involves Japan, North Korea, South Korea.

01:05:19.000 It's just a hellacious scenario.

01:05:22.000 Now these guys could be just posturing.

01:05:24.000 This is something that they do often where they don't want to look weak or they maybe want to leverage this so that they can get something out of it.

01:05:31.000 But I don't want to go down that road because what if they're not?

01:05:34.000 I don't want to allow that possibility to happen, so you have to have power, and that's something that we've forgotten.

01:05:38.000 Well, they may be weak.

01:05:40.000 Like, think about this.

01:05:41.000 What if North Korea is completely weak militarily, right?

01:05:45.000 The only thing they have is nukes.

01:05:48.000 So, they are not weak because they have nukes.

01:05:52.000 If you have nukes, you're not weak.

01:05:54.000 Like, you just cannot be weak because you have that option.

01:05:56.000 Deep thoughts.

01:05:59.000 Right?

01:06:00.000 But you can be weak enough to use nukes.

01:06:04.000 Am I anxious?

01:06:06.000 Is that what's going on here?

01:06:08.000 But like, that's what I'm saying.

01:06:09.000 You can get pushed to the brink where you go, okay, my only option is the nuclear option.

01:06:14.000 Right, your only option is the unthinkable.

01:06:17.000 Yeah.

01:06:17.000 And we're, I think we have a, uh, I'm reading a really interesting book about Black Swan.

01:06:20.000 Black Swan events are these, like, I watched the movie.

01:06:22.000 Is that the lesbian movie? 1.00

01:06:23.000 Yeah. 0.85

01:06:24.000 It's hot.

01:06:24.000 Mila Kunis.

01:06:25.000 Not that!

01:06:26.000 It's a different movie.

01:06:27.000 So, we're really bad at predicting whether these things are going to happen or not.

01:06:32.000 And these are the things that, these are the kinds of situations that breed them, right?

01:06:36.000 Lots of uncertainty, lots of weakness, lots of posturing, lots of no way out scenarios.

01:06:40.000 Like, Putin can't look strong.

01:06:42.000 Putin just launched that attack, by the way.

01:06:44.000 Everybody's like, oh, this is the biggest attack.

01:06:46.000 Yeah.

01:06:46.000 10 people died.

01:06:47.000 That's terrible, but 10 people died.

01:06:50.000 That's not Putin being strong.

01:06:51.000 Yeah.

01:06:52.000 That's not going to be looked at like, we won.

01:06:54.000 That's going to be like, okay, well, we sent some drones in and shot some rockets.

01:06:57.000 What else are we doing?

01:06:58.000 Because we're still at full scale war with these guys.

01:07:01.000 10 people.

01:07:02.000 So people just start having to ratchet up the body count to appear stronger to their population to stay in power.

01:07:09.000 So that's just a bad place for us to be.

01:07:12.000 Yeah.

01:07:12.000 Yeah, evil isn't necessarily strength.

01:07:14.000 The problem is, is you have different kinds of people in this world, and one is a peacock and one is a lion.

01:07:21.000 I feel this way.

01:07:22.000 No, seriously, think about it.

01:07:23.000 I like it.

01:07:23.000 You have a peacock where you have somebody who's testing nukes, doing stuff like that, and they're trying to show that they have some kind of hand, but they don't really have the ability to use it or want.

01:07:32.000 They just want to seem powerful.

01:07:34.000 The problem is, is if there's a lion, they just kill you.

01:07:38.000 They don't tell you, they don't talk about it.

01:07:40.000 It's like death threats.

01:07:41.000 It's like, are you going to Instagram me, you're a death threat?

01:07:44.000 I don't feel threatened. 1.00

01:07:46.000 They just kill you.

01:07:47.000 So the problem is, is one of these... somebody comes out of nowhere and decides to do something,

01:07:54.000 that's what I worry about.

01:07:55.000 Not so much the people that are showing up and playing this game, it's what's in the shadows.

01:08:00.000 And which one of these people are finally going to be the person who just goes, oh, that was the crazy one.

01:08:06.000 We'll see.

01:08:06.000 Who knows?

01:08:07.000 Waiting for the opportunity.

01:08:11.000 Just an opinion.

01:08:12.000 That's true.

01:08:13.000 We get to talk about a softer subject.

01:08:15.000 Wow, that was a poor choice of words.

01:08:18.000 To talk about a fiercer choice of subjects.

01:08:22.000 Yeah, I love that book.

01:08:24.000 That's not a book.

01:08:25.000 No?

01:08:25.000 Didn't see it.

01:08:27.000 She turned into a black swan. 0.99

01:08:29.000 In real life?

01:08:29.000 It's freaky, man.

01:08:30.000 Yeah, that was a good movie for like... There's 10 minutes in that movie that I loved.

01:08:36.000 I was like, that's a good 10 minutes.

01:08:39.000 It was the end when she's dancing.

01:08:42.000 Dude, Kutcher's lucky.

01:08:45.000 Are they still together?

01:08:46.000 Yeah.

01:08:46.000 This little thing?

01:08:47.000 Yeah.

01:08:47.000 They didn't stand for Will Smith at the Oscars and then they were like, yeah, we didn't.

01:08:52.000 Here's why.

01:08:52.000 And I was like, I like you both.

01:08:53.000 Okay.

01:08:54.000 All right.

01:08:56.000 I never disliked him.

01:08:57.000 I know he's made terrible movies, but I don't dislike the guy.

01:09:00.000 Kutcher?

01:09:01.000 Yeah.

01:09:01.000 Yeah, I like Kutcher.

01:09:03.000 People give him a lot of crap. 0.99

01:09:04.000 I don't dislike him. 1.00

01:09:05.000 And her? 0.56

01:09:06.000 Oh.

01:09:07.000 Hey, speaking of the glass bridge that we were just talking about that they attacked, notice what is right next to it.

01:09:12.000 Okay, you probably can't read that.

01:09:16.000 So this is Google Maps.

01:09:17.000 That is an EU headquarters.

01:09:19.000 Wishbone?

01:09:19.000 What?

01:09:21.000 I didn't.

01:09:22.000 What's the EU?

01:09:22.000 European Union.

01:09:23.000 Yeah, I knew that.

01:09:24.000 That's crazy.

01:09:24.000 We'll see.

01:09:25.000 I didn't. What's the EU?

01:09:27.000 European Union.

01:09:29.000 Yeah, I knew that.

01:09:31.000 That's crazy.

01:09:33.000 We'll see. I was just asking for the people that didn't know.

01:09:35.000 That's right.

01:09:37.000 We gotta talk about a dating app.

01:09:38.000 We do have to go to Mug Club here in just a second, behind the paywall, but we want to let you know we're going to be talking about a dating app, the new app, the right stuff.

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Louder with Crowder - October 10, 2022

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