Louder with Crowder - October 06, 2022


WHY IS AMERICA OBSESSED WITH LGBTQ ICON JEFFREY DAHMER? + GUEST: REKIETA LAW | Louder with Crowder


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On today's episode of Louder With Crowder, Dave is joined by Gerald A. and Gerald B. to discuss Jeffrey Dahmer's new Netflix docu-series "Shooting a Bitch" and more!

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00:00:00.000 🎵 So I took a shower and washed all of my essentials, which I
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00:01:19.000 Ahoy everybody and welcome to Louder with Crowder with Dave.
00:01:48.000 What up, son?
00:01:49.000 I'd like to welcome everybody.
00:01:51.000 Thank you for tuning in.
00:01:53.000 Also joining me in the studio, Gerald A., how are you?
00:01:56.000 I'm good.
00:01:56.000 How are you, sir?
00:01:57.000 I'm pretty good.
00:01:58.000 Gibby, how are you?
00:02:00.000 Token Nowin, as we would call you on the show.
00:02:02.000 Ahoy, ahoy.
00:02:03.000 Ahoy to you, my friend.
00:02:05.000 How about you, Casey Jones?
00:02:06.000 Oh, good morning.
00:02:07.000 Hey, Tim the Toolman.
00:02:08.000 Good morning, Dave.
00:02:09.000 And one of my good friends and special guest, Cor Black Garrett.
00:02:13.000 How are ya?
00:02:14.000 What's up?
00:02:14.000 It's good to be back.
00:02:15.000 It's good to have you back.
00:02:17.000 I know, right?
00:02:18.000 You weren't here last time I was here, and now you are.
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00:02:24.000 I look thinner every day.
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00:02:27.000 Family good?
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00:02:29.000 Oh, yeah.
00:02:30.000 Son's a drummer.
00:02:31.000 Oh, really?
00:02:32.000 Yeah.
00:02:32.000 Seriously?
00:02:32.000 You guys need a room?
00:02:35.000 Yeah, we do.
00:02:36.000 Could you, please?
00:02:38.000 Sir.
00:02:40.000 My son plays guitar.
00:02:41.000 Hey, we could have a band.
00:02:42.000 Yeah.
00:02:43.000 What's your son play?
00:02:45.000 Nothing yet.
00:02:45.000 Oh yeah.
00:02:48.000 I guess maybe we need a garage for our awesome kids. 0.99
00:02:52.000 So here's what... It's okay, you'll get there.
00:02:57.000 He'll get a scholarship though, so don't worry.
00:02:59.000 Yeah, that's true.
00:03:00.000 I win in the end.
00:03:01.000 Oh well, if it's Notre Dame, we'll still be cooler.
00:03:04.000 Ouch.
00:03:06.000 You lose!
00:03:09.000 Today we'll be talking about sexual icon Jeffrey Dahmer and his new Netflix show.
00:03:15.000 Alec Baldwin's rust resume.
00:03:18.000 Oh, sorry.
00:03:19.000 Resume.
00:03:20.000 His resume is shooting a bitch. 1.00
00:03:24.000 A person.
00:03:25.000 A person.
00:03:25.000 I didn't mean... Sorry, that came out wrong.
00:03:28.000 I listen to a lot of hip-hop.
00:03:30.000 He's influencing you.
00:03:32.000 He's a bitch, yes. 1.00
00:03:34.000 Resumes.
00:03:36.000 Biden is a minority.
00:03:37.000 What?
00:03:38.000 Hmm.
00:03:39.000 Hmm.
00:03:39.000 Huh?
00:03:39.000 Hmm.
00:03:40.000 US Intel reveals Ukraine carried out assassination of a Russian politician's daughter?
00:03:47.000 Politician's daughter.
00:03:48.000 Is that true?
00:03:49.000 It could be true.
00:03:50.000 Well, we'll find out.
00:03:51.000 We'll see.
00:03:51.000 Nick Rickada's first interview after being banned from YouTube and potentially disbarred.
00:03:56.000 Is that right?
00:03:57.000 Well, we'll see.
00:03:58.000 We'll see.
00:03:59.000 They're trying.
00:04:00.000 He may be late and...
00:04:04.000 Gay, as the kids say on the internet.
00:04:05.000 I didn't say that, that's what the internet said.
00:04:07.000 Okay, well we're going to find out.
00:04:09.000 And of course it is Thursday so we are going to have Super Chat.
00:04:12.000 So thank you guys for tuning in.
00:04:14.000 And question of the day.
00:04:16.000 Did you watch the Jeffrey Dahmer documentary?
00:04:18.000 And if so, what did you think?
00:04:20.000 I'd like to add a little portion to the end.
00:04:22.000 Did it make you hungry as well?
00:04:23.000 Yes.
00:04:25.000 Did it?
00:04:27.000 Did it turn you on?
00:04:28.000 It's a different kind of bros movie.
00:04:30.000 I'll be honest.
00:04:31.000 I watched it on mute and made the remote sticky.
00:04:35.000 Alright.
00:04:36.000 Ew! 0.98
00:04:37.000 What?
00:04:37.000 You made it your own, Dave.
00:04:38.000 Yeah.
00:04:38.000 You made it your own.
00:04:39.000 Yeah.
00:04:39.000 When you cook, you're supposed to wash your hands.
00:04:42.000 Oh, that's what it is.
00:04:43.000 Cooking.
00:04:43.000 Not at home.
00:04:44.000 Yes.
00:04:45.000 It's the worst, easiest thing I could find.
00:04:47.000 It was terrible.
00:04:48.000 Yes, I got hot as an oven.
00:04:50.000 Oh lord.
00:04:52.000 Welcome to the show.
00:04:52.000 Does Netflix have a fetish with Jeffrey Dahmer?
00:04:55.000 I feel like it's the eighth thing about Jeffrey Dahmer that they've come out with.
00:04:58.000 What is up with this?
00:04:59.000 Yeah, there's actually a movie where he's a kid.
00:05:01.000 It's like My Friend Dahmer.
00:05:03.000 What's up with this?
00:05:04.000 What is the fascination?
00:05:05.000 Like, I get it.
00:05:06.000 One documentary, one movie maybe.
00:05:08.000 We don't need that many.
00:05:08.000 It's like the origin story.
00:05:09.000 Like, Jeffrey Dahmer joined the MCU.
00:05:13.000 I want to see the... It's him, the Night Stalker.
00:05:15.000 It's like...
00:05:17.000 I want to see the movie, I sold Jeffrey Dahmer a giant tub of acid and no one questioned me and I got away with it.
00:05:25.000 Yes, exactly.
00:05:26.000 That's my barrel of acid in the corner.
00:05:29.000 What can I get you?
00:05:30.000 Just need a giant tub of acid. 0.68
00:05:33.000 Coming right up.
00:05:34.000 You look like an upstanding citizen.
00:05:36.000 What do you need it for?
00:05:36.000 I work in a chocolate factory.
00:05:38.000 Makes sense.
00:05:42.000 Also, Stephen is not here today, obviously, but you can see him this Saturday.
00:05:46.000 He will be at Bricktown in Oklahoma City 6 and 845.
00:05:50.000 For tickets, you can go to louderwithcrowder.com.
00:05:52.000 My friend owns that club.
00:05:53.000 It's a great, great club.
00:05:56.000 Go check it out.
00:05:58.000 And for yours truly, you can see me October 14th and 15th in Liberty Heights, Ohio.
00:06:04.000 That's near Cincinnati at The Funny Bone.
00:06:07.000 That is Liberty Heights, Ohio at The Funny Bone, October 14th and 15th, and just announced, November 26th, 2022, Carnegie Music Hall in Munhall, Pennsylvania.
00:06:18.000 Isn't that Thanksgiving?
00:06:19.000 Thanksgiving, yes.
00:06:21.000 It's right after Thanksgiving.
00:06:22.000 I think it's either Black Friday or Brown Saturday, one of those days.
00:06:28.000 It's just one of those things.
00:06:29.000 Which other one?
00:06:32.000 Yellow Sunday is my favorite.
00:06:33.000 I do like Yellow Sunday.
00:06:34.000 Relaxing.
00:06:35.000 It's not too bad.
00:06:36.000 It's a pisser. So...
00:06:38.000 The end.
00:06:40.000 Do you ever shop on Black Friday?
00:06:44.000 Hell no.
00:06:45.000 I used to when I was a kid.
00:06:46.000 I was like, oh this sounds fun.
00:06:47.000 And then I went there.
00:06:49.000 All it is is waking up really early, standing in the cold, and everybody buying the TV before you.
00:06:54.000 Yeah, I waited at ABC Warehouse in the cold for five hours for a television in 2007.
00:07:02.000 And I'm lucky I'm short, because I'm not fast.
00:07:06.000 But when it opened, no one cared about the line.
00:07:09.000 Everybody just ran in from the parking lot.
00:07:11.000 It was mayhem.
00:07:12.000 Yeah.
00:07:13.000 So I went in and I slid under everybody like jingle all the way because I'm small and I managed to get the last TV.
00:07:20.000 And then when I got the deal on it, I told everybody and they're like, yeah, I paid like $30, like more than that.
00:07:26.000 Yeah.
00:07:27.000 It's not even that much of a discount.
00:07:28.000 You do all this work.
00:07:30.000 Yeah.
00:07:30.000 I'm like, I had insomnia and got the flu.
00:07:34.000 And it broke in two weeks.
00:07:35.000 It wasn't even good TV.
00:07:37.000 Not worth it.
00:07:38.000 It really did.
00:07:39.000 It was like a DLP or whatever those were called where like all the light bulbs start going out.
00:07:43.000 You have like a blotch on the screen you just can't see anymore.
00:07:47.000 It's the worst.
00:07:49.000 Black Friday.
00:07:49.000 I got it on Black Friday.
00:07:50.000 Well, you gotta just take a camera and go to Walmart.
00:07:53.000 It'll be worth it.
00:07:53.000 Oh, that's true.
00:07:55.000 Trust me, if you're lining up early at Walmart, you've made some poor life decisions.
00:07:59.000 Oh, if you're just there.
00:08:01.000 Just weeds going everywhere.
00:08:02.000 Yeah, just people racing motorized carts.
00:08:08.000 Using reaching sticks to grab a television.
00:08:10.000 That's mine!
00:08:11.000 That's mine over there! 0.98
00:08:12.000 I got my hand on it!
00:08:13.000 To take out the competition.
00:08:14.000 What are you talking about?
00:08:17.000 Yeah, that's true.
00:08:18.000 Your weight just depends on how fast the cart can go.
00:08:20.000 Like, why's that going so fast?
00:08:23.000 Oh, that fat bitch put nitrous on it. 1.00
00:08:25.000 I've seen some people run over.
00:08:28.000 Pardon my language.
00:08:29.000 All right.
00:08:30.000 I know many of you are godly people.
00:08:33.000 All right.
00:08:34.000 The animal kingdom is home to many amazing metamorphosis, caterpillars to butterflies, tadpoles into frogs, and whatever this is.
00:08:42.000 Friday, October 2nd.
00:08:45.000 Wednesday, December 9th.
00:08:47.000 January 25th, 2021.
00:08:49.000 Two days before my breast augmentation.
00:08:52.000 Wednesday, the day right before my surgery.
00:08:55.000 April 20th, 2022.
00:08:55.000 20th 2022. Today is Monday, August 22nd.
00:09:01.000 My god.
00:09:03.000 Speaking of Black Friday, you're no longer invited to Thanksgiving.
00:09:08.000 Whoever you are.
00:09:11.000 Wherever you are.
00:09:12.000 Why ever you are.
00:09:13.000 You know what?
00:09:15.000 I gotta say, being born with this body, if you're a guy that looks like that, you don't waste it.
00:09:22.000 But the rest of us can't be as, you know, douchey as you look.
00:09:25.000 I mean, yeah.
00:09:26.000 Tall, you know.
00:09:27.000 But he's tall and muscular.
00:09:28.000 Athletic.
00:09:29.000 He looks like an action movie character.
00:09:33.000 Seems like there are some other issues.
00:09:35.000 What is it?
00:09:35.000 That play.
00:09:36.000 No!
00:09:36.000 Well, then again, I guess he probably was using other... Stimulants, maybe?
00:09:41.000 Maybe, in the beginning.
00:09:42.000 And then he decided to become a woman.
00:09:46.000 Which is fine.
00:09:47.000 Always a woman. 1.00
00:09:48.000 Which we want everybody to know in YouTube land, there's nothing wrong with that.
00:09:51.000 Yeah.
00:09:51.000 There's nothing wrong with that.
00:09:53.000 Yeah.
00:09:55.000 It's just, just...
00:09:57.000 Go ahead, say it.
00:09:59.000 There's no way to.
00:10:00.000 You're a bigot?
00:10:01.000 No, I'm not a bigoted thing.
00:10:04.000 We'll definitely have to save it for Mug Club.
00:10:05.000 That's very interesting.
00:10:06.000 That was beautiful and brave.
00:10:07.000 It's very, very interesting.
00:10:08.000 Kept the sleeve tattoos as well.
00:10:10.000 Well, yeah, you don't want to get rid of those.
00:10:11.000 Why would you get rid of those?
00:10:12.000 No, no, no, no.
00:10:13.000 That's a lot of extra work there.
00:10:14.000 Because you don't want to get rid of those.
00:10:15.000 You went for the Barbie look and then kept the... Is that how you feel Barbies look?
00:10:21.000 No, I feel like the giant breasts and trying to look like this Fake woman is a real woman. 0.99
00:10:30.000 What world do you live in?
00:10:31.000 No, no, no, no.
00:10:32.000 Barbies are fake women is what I'm saying. 1.00
00:10:33.000 Oh, right.
00:10:34.000 The dolls, right?
00:10:35.000 There's this weird... Obviously the man turning into a woman is a real woman. 0.83
00:10:39.000 Real.
00:10:39.000 Authentic.
00:10:41.000 And can get pregnant. 1.00
00:10:42.000 Can get pregnant. 1.00
00:10:43.000 Yes.
00:10:44.000 Scientifically proven.
00:10:46.000 It's science.
00:10:47.000 All right, before we get- It's so awkward to even look at!
00:10:52.000 I know, it's just like, okay.
00:10:54.000 Yeah, that is a caterpillar into a beautiful butterfly.
00:10:57.000 Mm-hmm.
00:10:58.000 Just like, you know.
00:11:00.000 Yes, yes, yes, indeed.
00:11:01.000 Yeah, moving on.
00:11:05.000 Good luck to her, though. 0.99
00:11:07.000 I hope she enjoys the gym.
00:11:10.000 Who?
00:11:12.000 Not that she goes to the one that bangs her.
00:11:14.000 All right, so, Supposed to go to the Y. Supposed to go to the Y, because I don't think anybody's going to be dining at it.
00:11:24.000 All right, the Jeffrey Dahmer, let's talk about that.
00:11:28.000 You guys have heard of him?
00:11:29.000 Yeah, definitely.
00:11:30.000 That video of the Jeffrey Dahmer, perfect. 1.00
00:11:33.000 Yes, go right into the Jeffrey Dahmer.
00:11:35.000 I call him THE Jeffrey Dahmer.
00:11:37.000 I bet a lot of the other ones have changed their name.
00:11:41.000 The Dahmer family filed immediately, like, okay, we're not connected, but let's change this.
00:11:45.000 Yeah, anybody with the name Dahmer pretty much since 1992 is like, let's not name him Jeffrey.
00:11:51.000 Yeah.
00:11:52.000 Or... Jeffrey off the table.
00:11:53.000 Yeah, just off the table.
00:11:55.000 Dahmerberg.
00:11:55.000 And we considered changing our last name.
00:11:57.000 Yeah.
00:11:58.000 Should we do that, maybe?
00:11:59.000 You know, because of the, you know... You can.
00:12:02.000 The homosexual that ate his friends. 1.00
00:12:03.000 Yeah.
00:12:07.000 He ate people.
00:12:10.000 He did.
00:12:11.000 So terrible.
00:12:14.000 I, you know, I used to do a joke on stage whenever I was in Wisconsin about that, where it's like, yeah, I don't, that's the difference you could tell, like, between like, women and men are always more serial killers, you know?
00:12:26.000 Yeah.
00:12:26.000 Like they just, differences with the women, they just don't, I don't know, eat people.
00:12:32.000 They don't take that extra step.
00:12:36.000 They might kill a guy, but they typically don't eat the person.
00:12:40.000 Do you have condiments?
00:12:42.000 The guys kind of do that.
00:12:43.000 Maybe some cinnamon?
00:12:44.000 They take it to another level.
00:12:45.000 And he wasn't in a plane wreck either.
00:12:47.000 No, there's no justification here.
00:12:50.000 I don't even think one of them were a pilot.
00:12:53.000 I've never tasted human, maybe I've That'd be a great excuse to be like, look guys, I thought I was in the Andes.
00:13:04.000 I was tripping, my bad.
00:13:06.000 My mistake.
00:13:07.000 You were in Wisconsin, how did you think you were in the Andes?
00:13:10.000 I was fighting for my life.
00:13:10.000 It gets very snowy here.
00:13:12.000 Okay, yeah.
00:13:14.000 So the Dahmer Monster, the Jeffrey Dahmer story, has taken Netflix by storm.
00:13:18.000 If you haven't seen it, here's a short clip.
00:13:20.000 What are you gonna do?
00:13:34.000 Thank you for watching!
00:13:36.000 I'm going to go get a drink.
00:13:38.000 Told you.
00:13:38.000 We're going to hang out.
00:13:40.000 We're going to watch a movie.
00:13:44.000 We're going to take some pictures.
00:13:46.000 And I'll pay you.
00:13:52.000 I don't think that's what they're going to do.
00:13:53.000 What episode of Ladder with Crowder did he put on?
00:13:55.000 Yeah, what do you think they're watching?
00:13:59.000 That's weird.
00:14:01.000 Yeah, in the movie he goes, it's the Exorcist 3, I watch it every day.
00:14:08.000 That's the moment you go, I'm gonna leave.
00:14:10.000 But of course he does have a knife on him.
00:14:13.000 You shouldn't walk into the house to begin with.
00:14:15.000 Not sure what that setup was, was it prostitution? 0.99
00:14:19.000 Well, no, it's $50 to take some pictures.
00:14:23.000 Oh, $50 to take pictures, huh?
00:14:24.000 Take pictures.
00:14:25.000 Shouldn't that be like a little bit of a warning?
00:14:27.000 A guy wants to pay you 50 bucks to take pictures?
00:14:30.000 Yeah.
00:14:31.000 Oh, inflation, you know.
00:14:32.000 Yeah, I mean, today that's $50,000.
00:14:38.000 Next year, that's gonna be a lot more.
00:14:40.000 We keep it up.
00:14:42.000 Let me take some pictures, guys.
00:14:44.000 It's amazing back then, too.
00:14:46.000 The cops go into these rooms and it's like, you know, you have this big barrel of acid.
00:14:52.000 Yeah, just a vat of acid.
00:14:52.000 Just a vat.
00:14:54.000 And then just blood all over a bed.
00:14:56.000 And he's like, yeah, it's just gay stuff. 0.93
00:14:58.000 And they're like, yeah, it is.
00:14:59.000 We're gonna go.
00:15:00.000 I'm not asking any more questions here.
00:15:02.000 We see your barrel of acid.
00:15:04.000 Totally fine.
00:15:05.000 No more questions.
00:15:05.000 I have one too, right?
00:15:06.000 Don't we all?
00:15:07.000 The guy has to look at 20 Polaroids of murder until he goes, these are real!
00:15:11.000 It's like, yeah, they're Polaroids!
00:15:15.000 This isn't photoshopped, we didn't have to give this paint!
00:15:20.000 But all the blood was like, the cops were like, that's normal, that's just obvious.
00:15:24.000 Yeah, I see it all the time.
00:15:25.000 Clearly just from sex.
00:15:27.000 Ah, having a good time, alright.
00:15:28.000 Regular.
00:15:31.000 Don't wanna judge.
00:15:32.000 Yeah.
00:15:34.000 It's none of our business.
00:15:36.000 Hey, ask, don't ask, don't tell.
00:15:37.000 That's your thing.
00:15:38.000 Hey, there's a power drill covered in blood.
00:15:41.000 Yeah, they're gay. 0.98
00:15:41.000 And they like to do home improvement projects. 0.98
00:15:45.000 Together.
00:15:46.000 Come on.
00:15:46.000 With blood.
00:15:47.000 Obvious.
00:15:48.000 Come on.
00:15:49.000 They're making soap in the other room.
00:15:50.000 Come on.
00:15:51.000 All that lie.
00:15:52.000 Yeah, right?
00:15:52.000 It's not like he's making sex zombies where he can rub acid on the brain and make their arms move.
00:15:59.000 He did that.
00:16:00.000 He did that.
00:16:00.000 Yeah.
00:16:00.000 Yeah.
00:16:01.000 Really?
00:16:01.000 Yeah.
00:16:02.000 It's real.
00:16:02.000 It's real?
00:16:03.000 Yeah, he found out through roadkill.
00:16:06.000 That his dad taught him that if you rub acid on the brain of a dead animal, its arms will still twitch.
00:16:12.000 Oh my gosh.
00:16:13.000 So that's how he figured he could make sex dolls.
00:16:15.000 Put your hands in the air.
00:16:16.000 No, he didn't.
00:16:17.000 Bill Nye did an episode on it.
00:16:19.000 It was like 95.
00:16:21.000 Bill Nye.
00:16:22.000 Bill Nye, the sexual science guy.
00:16:22.000 Wow.
00:16:25.000 Bill, Bill, Bill.
00:16:27.000 Bill Nye after dark.
00:16:30.000 Is it a crossover with Tales of the Crypt?
00:16:33.000 Yeah, exactly.
00:16:34.000 Love it.
00:16:36.000 This fun experiment you can do at home.
00:16:38.000 Look what you can do at home, kids.
00:16:39.000 What you're gonna need is a dead old possum.
00:16:43.000 Just take a couple drips.
00:16:45.000 Look at that.
00:16:45.000 Start twitching around.
00:16:46.000 Rub some paper towel on it.
00:16:47.000 It's biology.
00:16:48.000 Take your pants off.
00:16:49.000 Oh.
00:16:49.000 Alright, so...
00:16:52.000 There is controversy though because the Netflix show, I don't know if you guys know this, it was initially tagged LGBTQ.
00:16:59.000 Oh, that's a bad look.
00:17:01.000 Why would you do that?
00:17:02.000 I love that because I hate that that exists in the first place.
00:17:05.000 I love that they put this in it.
00:17:07.000 Yeah.
00:17:07.000 Well, and I think it was tagged LGBTQ personally because Jeffrey Dahmer was...
00:17:14.000 The G. He was the G in LGBTQ. 1.00
00:17:17.000 Yeah, these are facts.
00:17:19.000 I mean, it is an LGBTQ plus C for cannibal, so I understand the offense, but it prompted a not-so-positive reaction from the gay community. 0.96
00:17:30.000 Why the f*** did Netflix tag the Jeffrey Dahmer documentary LGBTQ?
00:17:37.000 Like, I know it's technically true, but this is not, this is not the representation we're looking for.
00:17:44.000 You don't get to pick your representatives.
00:17:46.000 I'm sorry.
00:17:47.000 No, it's, I mean, go ahead.
00:17:49.000 Comments.
00:17:49.000 Let us know what you think.
00:17:50.000 Do you think that it's inappropriate that they labeled it LGBTQ?
00:17:54.000 Or do you think that it makes sense because there is a lot of that in the show?
00:17:59.000 Yeah.
00:18:00.000 There's a lot of G. Lots of G. Yeah.
00:18:04.000 Nobody cares about the G anymore.
00:18:05.000 No, really, the G's are really just S's now.
00:18:10.000 Straights. 0.97
00:18:11.000 Basically.
00:18:12.000 I thought you were saying sassy.
00:18:13.000 Well, they are.
00:18:15.000 Both.
00:18:15.000 Double meaning.
00:18:16.000 It's endearing.
00:18:17.000 Yeah, they're both.
00:18:18.000 I mean, yeah, I wouldn't say that it was gay friendly. 1.00
00:18:24.000 But it was, there was gayness in it. 0.83
00:18:26.000 A little bit.
00:18:26.000 Definitely.
00:18:27.000 You take the good with the bad sometimes.
00:18:29.000 That's the facts of life.
00:18:30.000 Really bad with bros?
00:18:32.000 Sorry, that's gonna be labeled LGBTQ.
00:18:35.000 I would be way, as a gay person, I would be way happier with Dahmer being labeled LGBTQ than bros. 0.84
00:18:43.000 Yeah, we've got psychos too.
00:18:47.000 Straight people don't have a corner on psychotic people, right?
00:18:50.000 So we've got people who may go out and commit mass murder as well.
00:18:53.000 Demographics, eating people, killing people.
00:18:56.000 Yeah, like, let's say Henry, Portrait of a Serial Killer.
00:19:00.000 He was straight.
00:19:00.000 I'm fine with that.
00:19:02.000 Any Matthew McConaughey romantic comedy?
00:19:04.000 Don't like it.
00:19:05.000 At least people are watching Dahmer. 0.70
00:19:05.000 Nope. 0.70
00:19:07.000 Right.
00:19:09.000 It shows you the interest people have.
00:19:15.000 They kiss each other?
00:19:16.000 Nah.
00:19:16.000 They kill each other?
00:19:17.000 Yep.
00:19:18.000 I'll watch that.
00:19:19.000 I'll add that to the watch list.
00:19:24.000 Oh, they're in a parade?
00:19:25.000 Does anybody get murdered and eaten during the parade?
00:19:25.000 That's cool.
00:19:28.000 No.
00:19:29.000 No, thank you.
00:19:30.000 I'll pass.
00:19:31.000 Ah, no good.
00:19:33.000 So naturally, Netflix gave, though, and took it down.
00:19:39.000 Come on, have some principles.
00:19:41.000 Right?
00:19:42.000 And they shouldn't cave.
00:19:43.000 They've been pretty good at not caving.
00:19:45.000 Yeah.
00:19:45.000 That's what I've liked about them.
00:19:46.000 Because eventually they're going to be a dead service and they might as well just stick with their guns.
00:19:52.000 Stick with what you got.
00:19:53.000 You know, the question is that no one is asking, though, is what would Jeff think of this?
00:19:58.000 And he actually gave a statement on the Netflix series and sent it exclusively to Louder with Crowder.
00:20:05.000 Hi, I'm Jeffrey Dahmer.
00:20:08.000 And a lot of you haven't heard from me since 1994, where a group of prisoners sodomized me with a broomstick and murdered me.
00:20:17.000 Well, I'm here to tell you that was bad, but I gotta be honest, it's pretty nice up here in heaven.
00:20:24.000 Just kidding!
00:20:26.000 I'm in hell.
00:20:28.000 I understand that there is a new show out about me, and the LGBT community is offended.
00:20:36.000 Hey guys, at least you have a community.
00:20:39.000 I didn't have that.
00:20:41.000 I was always ashamed of my sexuality.
00:20:44.000 In fact, I was so ashamed to tell my parents I was gay that I had to take a mannequin from a department store and make it my boyfriend.
00:20:54.000 So just be happy.
00:20:56.000 Nowadays, if you have a trans or a gay kid, it's like having a rescue dog. 1.00
00:21:02.000 Now, There's black people, I guess, who are offended by the show because they were treated unfairly on set.
00:21:10.000 And I don't stand for that.
00:21:12.000 Most of the people I ate were black.
00:21:14.000 And that's because they had more flavor and soul.
00:21:18.000 And I lived in a neighborhood that was mainly the community.
00:21:22.000 I don't stand for racism.
00:21:24.000 So this is Jeffrey Dahmer saying, Black Lives Matter.
00:21:32.000 We'd just like to thank Jeff for sending that in.
00:21:33.000 Yeah, absolutely.
00:21:35.000 What is his hell, having to have sex with women? 0.86
00:21:37.000 I don't think he's actually allowed to even have those thoughts.
00:21:43.000 I understand there's an all-you-can-eat human buffet and he's not allowed near it. 0.97
00:21:47.000 Every hell scene we've seen is like people eating each other and stuff like that in movies.
00:21:51.000 And he's like, yeah, this is fine.
00:21:53.000 Wow, this is not such a bad place.
00:21:54.000 A little hot.
00:21:55.000 Yeah, his hell is just heterosexual porn in a clean apartment.
00:22:00.000 Yeah, it's like Wendy's The I don't like this at all
00:22:11.000 It doesn't smell like meat when bad.
00:22:14.000 Where's the human?
00:22:15.000 He gets Impossible Burgers.
00:22:17.000 He gets Vegan Burgers.
00:22:21.000 NOOOOOO! 1.00
00:22:23.000 It's an Impossible Burger.
00:22:25.000 It's a pretty girl delivering DoorDash Vegan.
00:22:29.000 He's like, come on, what I did wasn't that bad.
00:22:33.000 He also has to face everyone he killed.
00:22:37.000 Just ate a few people, come on.
00:22:38.000 Come on.
00:22:39.000 Guys, you want to watch a movie again?
00:22:41.000 Hey, they're like, man, you ate me and I'm only here because of homosexual stuff. 1.00
00:22:48.000 That's not right, man.
00:22:52.000 That ain't even fair.
00:22:53.000 Those are all on the same level, man.
00:22:55.000 It's like way different things.
00:22:56.000 And you didn't even pay me.
00:22:58.000 Yeah.
00:22:58.000 Come on.
00:22:58.000 You still owe me 50 bucks.
00:23:01.000 That's a lot of people.
00:23:02.000 It's like, come on.
00:23:05.000 Jeffrey Dahmer creditors.
00:23:06.000 Yeah.
00:23:06.000 It's all at his door.
00:23:07.000 I want those pictures, man.
00:23:15.000 Well, hit the like button, please.
00:23:17.000 It helps with our algorithm, as you guys know that.
00:23:20.000 And, uh, you know what?
00:23:22.000 We do need to talk about this about Netflix, though.
00:23:24.000 They do mislabel a lot of shows.
00:23:25.000 And, you know, Dahmer isn't the only show on Netflix, obviously, that's caused controversy about their labels.
00:23:32.000 So let's go ahead and get to 7 plus 1 Netflix shows that were improperly labeled.
00:23:37.000 You forgot Sivan in the chamber!
00:23:45.000 There's always one in the chamber.
00:23:46.000 Every time.
00:23:47.000 Always forget it.
00:23:47.000 Every time.
00:23:49.000 Always forget it.
00:23:50.000 Number seven.
00:23:52.000 Hidden figures.
00:23:53.000 Fantasy.
00:23:58.000 That was a delayed shot.
00:23:59.000 It's alright.
00:24:00.000 I like the pause.
00:24:03.000 Number six.
00:24:03.000 QB.
00:24:04.000 Who shot Malcolm X?
00:24:06.000 Because you watched Medea Family Funeral.
00:24:10.000 That's why it ends up in your suggested feed.
00:24:13.000 I get it now.
00:24:14.000 I get those, the algorithms.
00:24:16.000 It works.
00:24:16.000 It makes sense.
00:24:18.000 Number five, Hannah Gatsby, Nanette, comedy.
00:24:22.000 Number four, Gerald.
00:24:29.000 Stranger Things for fans of the Assistant Secretary of Health.
00:24:35.000 Nothing to see here.
00:24:37.000 Number three, QB.
00:24:39.000 Surviving R. Kelly.
00:24:40.000 Water sports. Number two.
00:24:49.000 Pieces of a woman for fans of Alec Baldwin.
00:24:56.000 Netflix.
00:24:56.000 Too soon.
00:24:57.000 I know, right?
00:24:58.000 Too soon, Netflix.
00:24:58.000 Come on, man.
00:25:00.000 I'm gonna give this to Gerald on purpose.
00:25:02.000 Number one.
00:25:02.000 Thank you.
00:25:03.000 Virgin River, because you watched There Will Be Blood. 0.95
00:25:11.000 And of course, plus one, Last Action Hero, for Gerald.
00:25:18.000 And those have been... He likes that movie.
00:25:24.000 So...
00:25:26.000 Are you a fan?
00:25:27.000 I like Last Action Hero.
00:25:28.000 I know, but we... Even if you do, we pretend we don't.
00:25:31.000 Just to taunt him.
00:25:33.000 Okay, so those have been seven plus one mislabeled Netflix shows.
00:25:37.000 You forgot Sivan in the chamber!
00:25:44.000 Bye.
00:25:46.000 Don't forget it's a live show Monday through Thursday 10am and you can join us on Rumble anywhere where you can find podcasts.
00:25:52.000 And of course, please subscribe to Mug Club. 0.57
00:25:53.000 It helps pay for this show.
00:25:55.000 That's what gets us our paychecks.
00:25:59.000 Oh, look at that sign.
00:25:59.000 Look at that.
00:26:01.000 Do you know how much that cost?
00:26:02.000 It's a lot.
00:26:03.000 I made that sign.
00:26:05.000 Oh, you did make that sign.
00:26:08.000 And we never changed it.
00:26:10.000 Ever.
00:26:10.000 It's the same sign.
00:26:11.000 Because it's so good.
00:26:13.000 Well, we can't afford to change these things.
00:26:14.000 We wanted to make an NFT out of it.
00:26:15.000 We were just a little late.
00:26:18.000 If I use toilet paper, I get screamed at.
00:26:22.000 Really?
00:26:23.000 They don't want me to use stuff around here.
00:26:25.000 That's true.
00:26:25.000 Dude wipes.
00:26:26.000 Expensive.
00:26:27.000 Toilet paper.
00:26:30.000 I know it says on there that it says wipes are not flushable change my mind I don't have time to debate it but we'll see if I change his mind Yeah, just throw them against the opposite wall.
00:26:48.000 Yeah.
00:26:48.000 Stick.
00:26:49.000 They just stick well.
00:26:50.000 What do you want me to do with them, man?
00:26:51.000 Sorry.
00:26:52.000 Can't flush them.
00:26:53.000 Leave them in the trash can.
00:26:54.000 I'm a toddler.
00:26:54.000 That's what comes out of me.
00:26:55.000 Not toddler-esque.
00:26:57.000 It wasn't a good meme to kind of make the point that they're not flushable.
00:27:00.000 I know.
00:27:01.000 Change my mind.
00:27:02.000 I will change your mind.
00:27:03.000 Yeah, I guess I'll flush him.
00:27:06.000 That's the only debate I can give you is if I try to flush him.
00:27:09.000 Ask the plumber.
00:27:10.000 I do like that we have a hole, though, in the wall and Brian Stelter's looking through it.
00:27:14.000 That's a little secret we have around the office that I just shared.
00:27:18.000 Easter eggs.
00:27:19.000 Well, the movie Rust is shooting again.
00:27:22.000 I guess that's a poor choice of words with Alec Baldwin.
00:27:27.000 Speaking of fans of Alec Baldwin.
00:27:30.000 Uh, yeah.
00:27:32.000 It'll be... I guess they're gonna really, really check for blanks this time.
00:27:36.000 Really?
00:27:37.000 Yeah.
00:27:38.000 Do the best to not point the guns directly at female.
00:27:42.000 Well, who knows, it's probably a thing now.
00:27:44.000 Bananas for guns now on set, so that's good.
00:27:47.000 CGI them in.
00:27:48.000 It'll be banana guns. 0.90
00:27:51.000 Total squirt gun movie.
00:27:54.000 Yeah, because I would sign up to work on that movie.
00:27:56.000 Yeah, it's gonna be R. Kelly water sport guns.
00:28:00.000 Ew.
00:28:01.000 Yeah, what?
00:28:02.000 It's pee pee.
00:28:03.000 Stuff.
00:28:05.000 Pee pee?
00:28:06.000 R. Kelly?
00:28:07.000 No, I haven't heard about this.
00:28:08.000 Look at that big juicy booty. 1.00
00:28:10.000 What?
00:28:12.000 But they are gonna start shooting again in January.
00:28:15.000 So I guess they're gonna let Alex celebrate Christmas before they make him take no responsibility for murdering someone.
00:28:22.000 Alright!
00:28:23.000 Again.
00:28:25.000 But I'll tell you what I'm gonna take responsibility for.
00:28:27.000 What's that?
00:28:28.000 My messy balls.
00:28:30.000 It is a... it's the end of smooth...
00:28:32.000 **laughter** It's the end.
00:28:39.000 Look at that product!
00:28:41.000 That's what they're paying for.
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00:28:51.000 You can use discount code CROWDER20 for 20% off, plus free shipping at manscaped.com.
00:28:59.000 So when your girl wants to see, or guy, I'm not judging, wants to see your balls, Nice and smooth.
00:29:06.000 Use this.
00:29:07.000 It's even got a light on it for those hard to reach tainted areas.
00:29:13.000 And, uh, yeah, it's a lawnmower.
00:29:16.000 But don't cut your grass with it.
00:29:17.000 Just your man grass.
00:29:22.000 It's funny, the ad could really be, ladies, men, if you need to shave your balls.
00:29:28.000 Yeah, that's true.
00:29:30.000 These times, everybody needs to shave their balls.
00:29:34.000 For all the men and women out there with balls, and the guy from the beginning of the show, who is he?
00:29:41.000 And everybody with balls.
00:29:43.000 The guy who probably has night vision goggles in his basement for when he hunts people he brought home from the gym.
00:29:51.000 We're not saying that guy, we're saying other guys.
00:29:56.000 By the way, have I shown you my barrel of acid?
00:30:00.000 Give me back my dog.
00:30:03.000 Manscaped.
00:30:05.000 I shaved the dog's balls.
00:30:07.000 They want non-chafing experiences as well!
00:30:10.000 Goddamn you.
00:30:12.000 I shaved my poodles' balls.
00:30:19.000 Give it back.
00:30:20.000 It's smooth.
00:30:22.000 Manscape.
00:30:24.000 For you or your dog's balls. 0.90
00:30:27.000 Go to the gym.
00:30:29.000 So Biden, I don't know if you guys know this.
00:30:31.000 Yeah.
00:30:32.000 He's a minority of all kinds.
00:30:33.000 He is, yes.
00:30:34.000 Wow.
00:30:34.000 Yeah.
00:30:35.000 You might think he's just white.
00:30:37.000 Looks white.
00:30:38.000 He looks white.
00:30:39.000 Yeah.
00:30:39.000 And I mean, white on white with the hair too.
00:30:41.000 And Dracula.
00:30:42.000 You know, that's pretty white. 0.70
00:30:44.000 Like Leslie Nielsen playing Dracula in Dead and Loving It.
00:30:48.000 Not Blackula. 1.00
00:30:49.000 No, no, no, no.
00:30:51.000 Straight up Dracula.
00:30:53.000 But yesterday, the good people over at Town Hall put out a hilarious compilation of Joe Biden claiming community status in a number of minority groups.
00:31:03.000 I got raised in the black church.
00:31:05.000 He knows I'm not kidding.
00:31:06.000 I got my education.
00:31:08.000 For real.
00:31:09.000 In the black church.
00:31:10.000 For real?
00:31:11.000 And that's not hyperbole, it's a fact.
00:31:13.000 Lady in the back's like, no. 1.00
00:31:14.000 I probably went to shul more than many of you did.
00:31:20.000 You all think I'm kidding.
00:31:22.000 You can tell you I'm not.
00:31:24.000 I was sort of raised in the Puerto Rican community at home, politically.
00:31:30.000 I just have one thing to say.
00:31:34.000 Yeah.
00:31:35.000 All right.
00:31:39.000 There you go.
00:31:45.000 That's a little bit.
00:31:46.000 Go.
00:31:46.000 Come on.
00:31:46.000 That come on guys.
00:31:52.000 Yeah, that's what I told.
00:31:54.000 Well, that's actually an alarm.
00:31:56.000 Every time is cleaning ladies being assaulted by Hunter.
00:31:59.000 Just play.
00:32:01.000 Yeah.
00:32:04.000 Ah, he's coming after me.
00:32:07.000 And she starts dancing every time.
00:32:09.000 Yeah.
00:32:10.000 You can't.
00:32:11.000 Listen to the beat.
00:32:11.000 It does work.
00:32:12.000 Stop.
00:32:14.000 Get you moving.
00:32:16.000 Yeah, now, Town Hall plays us off for laughs, but we did some digging, and it turns out that Joe isn't joking.
00:32:23.000 So, guys, go ahead and comment, and comment, and comment.
00:32:25.000 Also, if you think that this is absolutely ridiculous, or if you don't, let us know your thoughts.
00:32:29.000 Let us know your feelings if you think Joe is actually, you know, he's got a little bit of flavor to him, right?
00:32:34.000 Yeah.
00:32:34.000 He does.
00:32:34.000 I mean, how many people he pointed out and said he knows I'm not joking?
00:32:37.000 Yeah.
00:32:38.000 I mean, that's like at least three people.
00:32:39.000 Clearly, he's not joking.
00:32:41.000 So, yeah, I mean, in the Town Hall, yeah, he's not kidding around.
00:32:44.000 But we did, like I said, we did some digging.
00:32:47.000 And here's some photo and video evidence of Joe's diverse background.
00:32:52.000 First of all, here's him with his Hispanic community.
00:32:58.000 Look at that.
00:32:59.000 Straight up.
00:33:01.000 Way to dig for that one.
00:33:02.000 Vato.
00:33:03.000 Yeah, man.
00:33:04.000 That's true.
00:33:07.000 He used to have a mustache.
00:33:09.000 Did he really?
00:33:10.000 Just a little pinstripe right there.
00:33:13.000 He had to shave it.
00:33:15.000 Also suspenders a lot with the wife beater was his style. 0.83
00:33:19.000 He'd do the button up shirts but just the top buttons.
00:33:21.000 Just the top.
00:33:23.000 And sometimes just the sunglasses and the... He was pretty bad back then.
00:33:28.000 Yeah, he was.
00:33:29.000 And then he became a teacher, if you remember.
00:33:31.000 He did.
00:33:31.000 Cleaned up that school.
00:33:32.000 Cleaned up that school. Yes. I must reach these kids.
00:33:35.000 Also, here is Joe living, living black culture.
00:33:53.000 Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go. It's your birthday. I see.
00:34:04.000 I detect nothing wrong there.
00:34:05.000 No.
00:34:05.000 He's much more ripped than we thought.
00:34:07.000 Yeah.
00:34:08.000 No.
00:34:09.000 As somebody who is black, I mean you... Yeah, yeah.
00:34:12.000 I relate.
00:34:13.000 It's authentic, right?
00:34:14.000 It's 100% authentic.
00:34:16.000 Pushing those weights, dawg.
00:34:18.000 Yeah, he's a pimp.
00:34:19.000 I'm not sure where the birthday thing comes in with being in the weight room and all that stuff, but hey, whatever.
00:34:24.000 Well, it's Shorty's birthday.
00:34:26.000 It's his girl.
00:34:26.000 You wouldn't know, Gerald.
00:34:27.000 I wouldn't.
00:34:28.000 That's why I said I don't know.
00:34:30.000 Shorty is his girl.
00:34:33.000 Shorty's a girl.
00:34:34.000 And it's her birthday.
00:34:35.000 And he's not with her on her birthday.
00:34:37.000 He's getting sexy for her birthday.
00:34:39.000 I don't think that's how that works.
00:34:40.000 You can't get sexy on her birthday for her birthday. 0.85
00:34:42.000 Joe Biden is getting pumped for that 12-year-old girl.
00:34:45.000 Yeah, exactly.
00:34:47.000 I'm gonna sniff you like it's my birthday. 0.92
00:34:49.000 I love how I'm trying to pick apart a hip-hop video.
00:34:51.000 Like 20 years ago.
00:34:54.000 Yeah, especially with 50 Cent.
00:34:55.000 Yeah, it's gonna make total sense.
00:34:57.000 He's actually just in rehab trying because he got shot 38 times.
00:35:02.000 Gerald's like, I've had questions for 20 years and it's my time to ask questions.
00:35:05.000 It doesn't make sense to me!
00:35:06.000 Are you just trying to get your arm muscles to work again?
00:35:08.000 Why is he upside down?
00:35:10.000 For three slugs?
00:35:11.000 Yeah.
00:35:14.000 And here is, of course, Joe hosting a podcast.
00:35:19.000 Oh, yeah, that makes sense.
00:35:20.000 I think he's got a beard now.
00:35:22.000 He might, yeah.
00:35:23.000 He's growing it out.
00:35:24.000 Very Jewish. 0.83
00:35:26.000 He was great at the plugs, though.
00:35:27.000 Yeah.
00:35:28.000 Oh, wow.
00:35:29.000 Snake Simon.
00:35:29.000 King of the plugs.
00:35:30.000 Oh, wow.
00:35:31.000 Well, now we're going to talk a little bit about this.
00:35:34.000 I'd like to invite Lane the Brain in for this conversation.
00:35:37.000 Oh, I love Lane.
00:35:38.000 Lane's a good dude.
00:35:39.000 I don't know if you've heard about this.
00:35:42.000 It is, the U.S. 0.65
00:35:44.000 Intel says Ukraine carried out a hit.
00:35:47.000 Is that right?
00:35:47.000 Yes.
00:35:48.000 Yeah, come on, sit in the chair. 0.72
00:35:49.000 I think he's a little surprised by this.
00:35:51.000 I know, he is.
00:35:52.000 He's coming in.
00:35:53.000 We've had some back and forth over the years.
00:35:56.000 I told him he must wear his Shockers hat.
00:35:59.000 Well, yeah.
00:36:00.000 And he did.
00:36:00.000 And a shirt two sizes too small.
00:36:02.000 Mission accomplished.
00:36:03.000 Or just right.
00:36:04.000 Or just right.
00:36:05.000 Yeah.
00:36:05.000 You guys.
00:36:06.000 I think it's... Gerald, two things he doesn't know.
00:36:07.000 Hip-hop and fashion.
00:36:08.000 Yes.
00:36:09.000 Actually, I'm gay.
00:36:10.000 He knows some hip-hop.
00:36:12.000 Before the show, Gary... I'll give you fashion.
00:36:13.000 Nothing.
00:36:14.000 I actually... I pulled... I was like, I know this.
00:36:16.000 Like, there's... I'm getting around.
00:36:18.000 Like, it's in a hip-hop song.
00:36:19.000 I was like, that's Tupac!
00:36:20.000 That's right.
00:36:20.000 That is true.
00:36:21.000 Nailed it.
00:36:21.000 You and Kamala.
00:36:22.000 Me and Kamala.
00:36:23.000 Well, I smoked with Kamala.
00:36:25.000 Where's your hot sauce, man?
00:36:26.000 Where do you keep the hot sauce?
00:36:27.000 And I always carry hot sauce.
00:36:29.000 Pull it out.
00:36:30.000 There you go.
00:36:33.000 Yeah, when she used to smoke blunts. 0.99
00:36:35.000 I was in the 1970s, smoking blunts, listening to Tribe Called Quest.
00:36:41.000 Has that happened?
00:36:43.000 Yes.
00:36:44.000 She's a liar. 0.97
00:36:45.000 We know that.
00:36:47.000 She likes her sex. 1.00
00:36:49.000 All right.
00:36:51.000 So let's talk about this.
00:36:52.000 I don't know a lot about it.
00:36:53.000 I'm not going to pretend that I do.
00:36:55.000 I think everybody knows that.
00:36:56.000 So that's why I've brought in two people who actually understand politics.
00:37:00.000 All right.
00:37:04.000 You have a good opinion.
00:37:05.000 I get it, but this is a new story to me.
00:37:07.000 She apologizes.
00:37:08.000 It's a whole other thing.
00:37:10.000 If you want, I can set it up and then give us... Yeah, why don't you take the wheel, Jesus?
00:37:16.000 So, U.S.
00:37:17.000 intelligence has concluded that Ukraine was responsible, right, and they did this, I think it was the New York Times, I'm sorry, Wall Street Journal article, where they said that they were responsible for the August assassination of Daria Dugina, and if you're not super familiar with who that is, Lane, I know you know who that is, that was a really big deal because that was somebody who was assassinated on her way home from a festival that her father had been speaking at with a car bomb.
00:37:43.000 Yes.
00:37:43.000 Yes.
00:37:43.000 And I believe they said that she was driving her father's car and there maybe was an attempt
00:37:47.000 on the father's life.
00:37:48.000 Now the father is a super pro-Russia, pro-Putin, pro-attack-and-war-in-Ukraine guy, right?
00:37:55.000 You're going to have to lean into the microphone just a little bit.
00:37:57.000 You're like, you're like being cool.
00:37:58.000 Yes.
00:37:59.000 This is my cool guy's hand.
00:38:00.000 The B-boy. 0.98
00:38:01.000 Is this your voice?
00:38:02.000 No, we're good.
00:38:03.000 Is he flexing like this?
00:38:05.000 I don't know what to do with my hands.
00:38:08.000 Alright, no, we're good there.
00:38:10.000 But yeah, so her father is, I guess, like an imperial advocate.
00:38:16.000 Like Russian Empire. 0.79
00:38:18.000 Yes, not Soviet Union.
00:38:19.000 Not Star Wars.
00:38:21.000 I mean, I don't know what his opinion is on, you know, Return of the Jedi or anything, but he is definitely, his whole thing after Russia invaded Ukraine, or invaded Crimea in 2014, was, okay, this is the first step in recreating the greater Russian Empire, you know, Catherine the Great style. 0.70
00:38:36.000 Way before USSR, so he has grand ambitions. 0.59
00:38:39.000 Very far right.
00:38:40.000 I guess he's in cahoots with Steve Bannon.
00:38:43.000 They're not like friends, but they've run in kind of the same circle a little bit.
00:38:47.000 Are you sure about that?
00:38:48.000 Mmm, a little bit.
00:38:49.000 They don't, I don't...
00:38:50.000 Yes.
00:38:51.000 All right, so this guy, Alexander Dugan.
00:38:54.000 I can't even... Dugan.
00:38:55.000 No A because he's a man.
00:38:56.000 Yeah, that's true.
00:38:57.000 Alexander.
00:39:01.000 He is basically known as Putin's brain, right?
00:39:04.000 So he's kind of... Who would be the equivalent in the United States?
00:39:08.000 It certainly isn't Kamala Harris.
00:39:10.000 as Biden's brain. He doesn't have one, of course. We'd have to go down the list of little ways to
00:39:14.000 be able to find one. But basically, right-hand man to some degree of Putin is who this person is.
00:39:19.000 So this is a ballsy attempt. No matter who goes after this person, killing the daughter. Oh,
00:39:25.000 I wouldn't do that on air, Dave. I'm sorry, Gerald, you were talking and the gun pointed at my mouth.
00:39:31.000 Yeah, it did it by itself, right?
00:39:33.000 So this is a really ballsy thing, but so shortly after the incident, Russia said that Ukrainian special forces were responsible for it.
00:39:40.000 So of course Russia would say something like that.
00:39:42.000 And so nobody really believes them.
00:39:44.000 They're like, yeah, of course you would say that it's the Ukrainians that did it. 1.00
00:39:46.000 And maybe they did.
00:39:47.000 Maybe it was the United States, but most likely it was somebody in Russia who didn't like the war, right?
00:39:51.000 Does that basically sum up where we were until this article came out?
00:39:55.000 Yeah, so I guess that was the thought when it first happened, is Russia's like, oh, Ukraine did it.
00:40:00.000 Well, you know, of course they're going to say that.
00:40:02.000 It's hard to trust their state media apparatus.
00:40:04.000 Of course.
00:40:04.000 Just like people don't want to trust the U.S.
00:40:06.000 media, the mainstream media, but have given a lot of credence to what the Russian media says, which is weird.
00:40:11.000 Right.
00:40:12.000 There was a lot of distrust there, obviously.
00:40:14.000 So the thought in, I guess, U.S.
00:40:16.000 circles, the more mainstream circles, was anti-war person that doesn't like this.
00:40:21.000 We hoped.
00:40:22.000 That was the thought, yeah. That would show dissent against the regime within Russia.
00:40:26.000 Right. So here's the problem with all of this, and the reason that we're covering this story,
00:40:29.000 is it sexy that we're talking about an assassination that happened a while back?
00:40:32.000 No. But here's the issue. If it is true that the Ukrainian government knew—not saying Zelensky
00:40:38.000 knew, there's no evidence that he knew or sanctioned the hit—but if they knew,
00:40:42.000 this is kind of part of the problem that we've had with Ukraine from the beginning, right?
00:40:47.000 So Ukraine comes out as the underdog.
00:40:48.000 Somebody needs to defend them.
00:40:50.000 The world comes to their aid.
00:40:51.000 We give them money.
00:40:52.000 And part of giving them money was saying, do not escalate with Russia, right?
00:40:55.000 We're giving you money to defend yourselves.
00:40:57.000 You guys are being attacked.
00:40:58.000 Now you're defending.
00:40:59.000 And then they go, oh, well, we've got the backing of the rest of the world.
00:41:02.000 We've got all the arms.
00:41:03.000 We've got all the support.
00:41:04.000 We've got everybody on our side.
00:41:05.000 Now we can do something stupid like this because we've got our friend over here who will take care of it if it escalates because of this.
00:41:13.000 That's what pisses me off about this story.
00:41:15.000 Because if they did that, they are basically betting with our money.
00:41:19.000 Yeah.
00:41:19.000 It's essentially like having a big brother that's going to protect you when you know he's going to protect you.
00:41:25.000 From bullies, which is great.
00:41:26.000 But now, because you have that confidence, you go out and start picking fights with other people?
00:41:31.000 Well, that's not what the brother signed up for.
00:41:32.000 That's not his responsibility to stop you from being stupid.
00:41:35.000 This would be a stupid decision on the Ukrainians' part. 1.00
00:41:37.000 It sounds really patriotic and great and everything, but when it comes down to the real politic of the situation, doing this isn't going to gain them any friends.
00:41:45.000 And it would be detrimental to their overall war effort, if it's true.
00:41:48.000 And the U.S.
00:41:49.000 intelligence seems pretty sure that the Ukrainians did it.
00:41:52.000 Yeah, and basically, this is kind of like, you know, your girlfriend picking a fight with a really ripped athlete.
00:41:58.000 And you're like, oh jeez.
00:41:59.000 Like the guy from the first video.
00:42:00.000 Yeah, well, he could play either role, I guess.
00:42:04.000 He could play both roles in that case.
00:42:07.000 Essentially.
00:42:10.000 Just to be clear, the United States had not shared information with Ukraine that would help them target Russian officials.
00:42:15.000 And we had that from the Wall Street Journal as well.
00:42:18.000 And assassinating a political figure in Russia is certainly an escalation.
00:42:21.000 And we said, look, if we're going to give you these $40 billion in military aid since the invasion, you guys have to play by our rules.
00:42:27.000 And it doesn't seem that they have.
00:42:28.000 So I know that the Ukraine-Russia story just seems like it's this never-ending story.
00:42:33.000 The big issues right now, though, are, okay, we're supporting somebody who's obviously corrupt and a leader who plays penis piano, which we talked about and saw the video yesterday, right?
00:42:42.000 Which is why I'm for him.
00:42:44.000 Yeah, that sounds like a positive.
00:42:46.000 I thought that was kind of cool, man.
00:42:47.000 That's a skill.
00:42:48.000 I don't think that's kind of cool.
00:42:49.000 I think that's so freaking hackneyed and stupid.
00:42:51.000 Imagine what he can do other places.
00:42:52.000 No, but it was real.
00:42:53.000 Can you play the piano with your penis? 1.00
00:42:55.000 No, but I can.
00:42:56.000 I can't even play with my fingers.
00:42:57.000 I can act like I'm playing the piano with my penis, though. 0.57
00:42:59.000 I mean, can't we all?
00:43:01.000 I tried it last night on a harp, and I was in the hospital.
00:43:06.000 Ukraine is already having trouble with the U.S.
00:43:09.000 public, a lot of them not wanting to help at all.
00:43:12.000 Of course.
00:43:13.000 And I know I follow Garrett's Twitter sometimes, often, every time we sign a new bill, Garrett says, stop giving my money to Ukraine.
00:43:18.000 He does, every time.
00:43:20.000 Every time.
00:43:20.000 But that's the sentiment from a lot of people.
00:43:22.000 Right.
00:43:22.000 We don't want you to escalate this war because now what we're talking about is Russia's annexed these portions.
00:43:27.000 They officially signed those documents, I believe today or yesterday, making those part of Russia.
00:43:32.000 So any attack in that area is an attack on Russian soil.
00:43:36.000 So now it kind of changes the calculus because Russia has said that they will view any attack on their soil as an attack on the homeland, obviously, and they will respond with whatever overwhelming force that they can muster.
00:43:47.000 Maybe nukes, maybe full mobilization, whatever it may be, right?
00:43:50.000 So there's just escalation.
00:43:52.000 That's what we're seeing right now.
00:43:53.000 And we don't need Ukraine trying to pick a fight any more than they already have.
00:43:57.000 Like, just defend your country.
00:43:59.000 That's fine.
00:44:00.000 Don't go assassinating people in Russian leadership.
00:44:03.000 Right, and I think this goes back to the people in this sphere of media, I guess like more right-wing media, a lot of them tend to be very anti-Zelensky, anti-Ukraine.
00:44:13.000 Can we just cut to CNN?
00:44:13.000 Oh, hold on.
00:44:15.000 Not the guy in the parade who's wearing a mask who killed those people, but the watermelon rainbow lady? 0.99
00:44:23.000 Are those bananas?
00:44:24.000 Yeah, that's a banana jacket and she has a rainbow earrings to cover a murder trial. 1.00
00:44:30.000 She definitely bought all of that at a boutique in Middle America.
00:44:34.000 That is owned and operated by a Facebook.
00:44:37.000 I just wanted to point that out real quick.
00:44:39.000 We do have to cut to CNN anytime there's someone ridiculous on, which is almost every minute.
00:44:43.000 I'm sorry to cut you off.
00:44:45.000 Please go on.
00:44:45.000 No, no, no.
00:44:46.000 We're wrapping up.
00:44:47.000 Yeah, the only thing I wanted to end on is There's this, I guess, predisposition for the right to disagree with things the left are supporting.
00:44:54.000 The left supports Ukraine, and they come out and like, okay, I hate Zelensky, I hate the Ukrainians, they're Nazis, whatever. 0.71
00:45:00.000 I don't think a lot of that's true, but when Zelensky starts trying to push the envelope, when Ukrainians are assassinating Russians in Russia, You're going to lose more and more international support, and that's not good for anybody.
00:45:12.000 That's not good for Europe, and it just seems like Zelensky and the Ukrainians have a good hand, but they're trying to push it further than they should. 1.00
00:45:20.000 Right.
00:45:20.000 Absolutely.
00:45:21.000 And now, this woman though, Daria Dujaina, got hit with a... That's a fair point.
00:45:28.000 What?
00:45:29.000 She got a car bomb?
00:45:31.000 Like she was Ace Rothstein?
00:45:33.000 She's in a Toyota.
00:45:34.000 Not not being able to get out before it blew up.
00:45:37.000 Yeah, so that's but I mean, she was that's how she was assassinated was via a car bomb leaving a festival. 0.99
00:45:42.000 Yep.
00:45:43.000 Okay, so we'll see where this goes.
00:45:45.000 I hope I hope that if I mean, I am not for any escalation in this.
00:45:50.000 Same.
00:45:50.000 Because it's just going to lead to a really bad place because Putin is backed into a corner and a very dangerous person backed into a corner with nuclear weapons.
00:45:58.000 I don't know that he's going to use them.
00:45:59.000 Don't get me wrong.
00:46:00.000 I'm just saying you don't even want to have the fear of somebody using these because it changes everything for the world if he does.
00:46:06.000 Right.
00:46:07.000 It puts us in a position where we either allow strongmen in these countries to use nukes and go, Oh, finger wag, finger wag.
00:46:14.000 Right.
00:46:14.000 Oh, I can't believe you did that.
00:46:15.000 I can't believe it.
00:46:15.000 Sanction, sanction.
00:46:16.000 We're going to take care of it.
00:46:18.000 Or there's no fingers after the nukes go.
00:46:20.000 Those are your options.
00:46:22.000 I don't see the world stepping up.
00:46:24.000 Do you think India and Pakistan are going to, their nuclear power?
00:46:27.000 Do you think China's going to do anything?
00:46:28.000 Do you think Japan's going to do anything to Russia for this?
00:46:30.000 Do you think, do you think anybody in the European Union is going to do anything?
00:46:34.000 Because they're right next door.
00:46:35.000 You want to be next?
00:46:37.000 It's the United States having to step up and do this.
00:46:39.000 That's my thing.
00:46:40.000 That's why I think it's either finger-wagging, which is basically what we've been doing this whole time, just sending support to Ukraine, fine, but not actually taking actions that would stop this from happening.
00:46:49.000 Because he's got more!
00:46:50.000 He can just shoot more of them if he wants.
00:46:52.000 So I just don't see a very good outcome for this and I don't see a good precedent being set.
00:46:55.000 Yeah.
00:46:56.000 I've seen a lot of passion behind this for the Ukraine online, like a lot towards the show.
00:47:01.000 So I'm wondering why, you know, what is that about?
00:47:03.000 And feel free to comment why you feel this way.
00:47:05.000 You know, we do want to know your opinions and don't think that... I've seen a lot of people like honestly angry to the point of like, I'm canceling because of this.
00:47:12.000 Don't do that because of a different set of opinion.
00:47:14.000 Why do you feel maybe differently about it?
00:47:16.000 Feel free to write your opinion.
00:47:17.000 And your congressman.
00:47:19.000 And your congressman especially.
00:47:19.000 I thought that's where you were going.
00:47:20.000 I was like, wow, I haven't heard that in a while, right?
00:47:22.000 Please write your congressman.
00:47:23.000 I'm sure they're going to read it.
00:47:25.000 Yeah, they'll do something.
00:47:28.000 Yeah.
00:47:29.000 Feel free to call your congressman and touch yourself on the phone.
00:47:34.000 Just like they do.
00:47:35.000 They may do something in that case.
00:47:36.000 Yeah, they will.
00:47:36.000 They'll be like, you got my interest.
00:47:39.000 I hear you've called in and I'm interested.
00:47:41.000 Yes.
00:47:41.000 What are you selling?
00:47:42.000 How you doing?
00:47:44.000 Speaking my language.
00:47:45.000 I don't think there's a lot of... A lot of what?
00:47:50.000 Why are you whispering?
00:47:51.000 You realize that I don't want to talk about I mean I didn't I didn't know how where the line was when we're talking about sitting congressman and masturbation.
00:47:58.000 That's up to you.
00:47:58.000 We didn't point anybody out.
00:48:00.000 As far as the line goes.
00:48:01.000 If I whisper in fame like that I have concern people might take me more seriously.
00:48:04.000 I don't know there's a I don't know about a line.
00:48:09.000 There's never a line.
00:48:11.000 It's kind of invisible for me.
00:48:13.000 Big Misty. 0.67
00:48:14.000 I think the congressman, I guess the line is the stall at the airport that they're tapping your foot under.
00:48:20.000 My foot?
00:48:21.000 No, not your foot.
00:48:22.000 No, the theoretical foot.
00:48:24.000 I'm not saying that you go to airports and are like, sure hope there's a congressman.
00:48:29.000 No, I do.
00:48:30.000 I go to Minneapolis.
00:48:32.000 Nice.
00:48:32.000 Well, I think we're still, are we waiting, still waiting on our guest?
00:48:36.000 We'll see.
00:48:36.000 Do you have an update on that for us at some point?
00:48:38.000 We'll see how long that's going to take to get him on here.
00:48:40.000 But trying to get... Well, they're saying that with this, whoever was trying to kill her was likely trying to kill her dad.
00:48:44.000 Is that accurate?
00:48:45.000 We have an overlay here.
00:48:47.000 Yeah.
00:48:47.000 And the New Yorker.
00:48:49.000 We did that.
00:48:51.000 We're all the way through all of that.
00:48:53.000 I'm sorry, I wasn't even listening.
00:48:56.000 So you're saying that when you put a gun in your mouth you weren't paying attention to us?
00:48:59.000 No, that was at you.
00:49:03.000 Don't say us like I had anything wrong with Lane.
00:49:08.000 Thank you.
00:49:09.000 I appreciate that.
00:49:10.000 Why does he get a pass?
00:49:11.000 Look at him.
00:49:13.000 Lane's awesome.
00:49:15.000 It's that Shocker's hat.
00:49:17.000 I don't see you in a Shocker's hat. 1.00
00:49:19.000 Godain Cookers.
00:49:23.000 He just gets a shovel and keeps digging.
00:49:28.000 Yes, I do, my friend.
00:49:29.000 It's the only thing you can do.
00:49:30.000 Okay, so we went through all this business, right?
00:49:34.000 We went through all the $40 billion.
00:49:36.000 Do we cover that?
00:49:37.000 Did we send them $40 billion?
00:49:38.000 So far.
00:49:39.000 That's what I thought.
00:49:40.000 I thought it was more than that, though.
00:49:41.000 I think we've committed to more than that, but we've actually sent...
00:49:45.000 Okay, I'll ask you this.
00:49:46.000 They say that this money's already paid for and bought.
00:49:49.000 Whatever that means.
00:49:49.000 What the hell does that mean?
00:49:51.000 And I'm wondering what that means, too.
00:49:52.000 Like, it's in a warehouse.
00:49:53.000 Does that mean we can't just take the money?
00:49:55.000 It's like a joker pile of money that they're just burning.
00:49:57.000 It's like, oh, it's going to the Ukraine?
00:49:59.000 No, no, no.
00:49:59.000 It's already paid for.
00:50:00.000 His bank account is doing A-okay.
00:50:02.000 Yeah, like why can't that help, I don't know, Florida?
00:50:05.000 Yeah.
00:50:06.000 That should probably be able to build a wall, right?
00:50:08.000 You'd assume.
00:50:09.000 Right, maybe feed some hungry people.
00:50:10.000 Yeah, like all the homeless people that are in every single city in America now.
00:50:14.000 I haven't seen that.
00:50:15.000 So Garrett, your opinion on this is what?
00:50:17.000 Overall Ukraine?
00:50:18.000 Don't like it.
00:50:23.000 That's a major league quote.
00:50:24.000 Not a fan.
00:50:24.000 I don't like it.
00:50:24.000 It's like meddling in other people's business.
00:50:28.000 I said color not said color to her. I did not. That's a major league quote. Not a fan.
00:50:35.000 I don't like it. You know, it's it's like meddling in other people's business. I know
00:50:40.000 that there's like a more there's a larger game at a foot, you know, with like Russia
00:50:45.000 and whatnot. But it's like the more it seems that America like medals in other people's
00:50:50.000 affairs, the more they mess it up. Right. Well, it's been proven over decades and decades
00:50:55.000 It does not help.
00:50:57.000 Well, it worked in Vietnam.
00:50:58.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:50:59.000 Totally worked out there.
00:51:00.000 Well, we do have a guest, so let's talk about that.
00:51:02.000 All right, thanks to QB got him on the show today, and I want to welcome
00:51:06.000 Nick Rakeda Nick how you doing?
00:51:17.000 Thank you very much for joining us today.
00:51:19.000 Hey, buddy, thanks for having me.
00:51:21.000 I very much appreciate it.
00:51:22.000 Oh, my pleasure.
00:51:23.000 I'm Dave.
00:51:23.000 And of course, you got QB in studio here.
00:51:25.000 What's up, man?
00:51:26.000 Oh, wait, he's on here?
00:51:28.000 Yeah, I'm sorry.
00:51:30.000 Gee, guys, I got to go.
00:51:34.000 I got to go.
00:51:34.000 My dilation schedule is is late.
00:51:37.000 I got to leave right now.
00:51:38.000 I'm sorry.
00:51:40.000 Wow.
00:51:41.000 And we got Lane here and Gerald A. as well, who'll be asking you some questions.
00:51:47.000 But yeah, the cry bullies have come for Nick, if the audience doesn't know.
00:51:51.000 And he has been banned from YouTube after, I guess, his third strike.
00:51:54.000 We have a lot to ask him today, is what I'm trying to get at.
00:52:01.000 And so we relied on a lot of your stream during the Cal Rittenhouse and Johnny Depp Amber Heard trial coverage, but for those in our audience who don't already know your work, can you tell us about your law practice before the YouTube and since?
00:52:16.000 Sure!
00:52:17.000 Yeah, my so my law practice was was pretty routinely gets maligned and slandered online.
00:52:26.000 But it was my own office.
00:52:28.000 It was just me, solo practitioner in a small town in Minnesota.
00:52:33.000 I was very, very proud to hang my own shingle and and kind of get to work.
00:52:38.000 I mostly represented criminal clients.
00:52:41.000 And then, of course, you know, that's In a small town, criminal law is hard to, like, just pay the bills by yourself unless you know all of the meth dealers.
00:52:50.000 Right.
00:52:51.000 Then it's really easy.
00:52:54.000 But if you only know like one or two and they dry up or, you know, you get arrested too much, you have to do something else.
00:53:00.000 So what I would do is... It's just no income that way.
00:53:04.000 Right.
00:53:05.000 I would do business entity formation.
00:53:07.000 I would draft contracts, review contracts, you know, go through commercial lease agreements
00:53:12.000 and all of those fun things.
00:53:14.000 Along with a little estate planning.
00:53:16.000 So anything, you know, any kind of really though it was called paycheck law because
00:53:23.000 there's anything that paid you at all.
00:53:28.000 Is that Johnny Depp behind you?
00:53:30.000 Yeah, that's a Johnny Depp painting by a friend of mine named Eric Waugh.
00:53:36.000 He's a fantastic artist.
00:53:37.000 And Michael Myers?
00:53:39.000 Same dude?
00:53:39.000 Yeah, we've got... No, this is a guy who has passed away.
00:53:43.000 His name is Robert Hurst.
00:53:44.000 Oh, I'm sorry.
00:53:46.000 That's awkward.
00:53:47.000 It's okay, he's great.
00:53:49.000 He mostly painted sports figures, but he had this one horror painting.
00:53:52.000 You can't see it all, but it's Michael Myers, it's Jason, Freddy Krueger, Pinhead, and Leatherface.
00:54:00.000 Oh, dude, that's awesome.
00:54:01.000 Yeah.
00:54:02.000 Sorry, I completely went off.
00:54:03.000 I just, I thought that was so cool behind you.
00:54:06.000 So I apologize.
00:54:07.000 That's very cool.
00:54:08.000 How dare you?
00:54:08.000 I know, right?
00:54:09.000 I, yeah, you enjoy my stuff, you son of a bitch.
00:54:15.000 So what, so how did this band come about?
00:54:18.000 Oh, well, it, it all started back in July with my first, with my first of the three YouTube strikes.
00:54:27.000 Which is completely bogus.
00:54:29.000 So if people don't know... We've been there, yeah.
00:54:31.000 As they usually are.
00:54:32.000 Gerald knows about that.
00:54:34.000 Yes.
00:54:35.000 YouTube has a... They have a policy against graphic content.
00:54:35.000 Giving facts.
00:54:39.000 And that policy states very specifically that you can't post certain content intended to shock or disgust your audience.
00:54:47.000 And so I got tagged with that because I don't know if you guys remember there was a knife fight in an Australian mall.
00:54:55.000 Where, um, this clip circulated a lot.
00:54:57.000 These guys were kind of going back and forth and this one guy just swipes and the one guy, he like stands there for a minute, kind of bleeds on the ground and then he just dies out of nowhere.
00:55:06.000 And so I have a five hour live stream and about four hours and 20 minutes into it, I play this 40 second long video clip.
00:55:15.000 And then I go on to comment about how senseless this violence is and how young men's pride get them into situations, they get them killed, and it's a complete devaluation of life and it's a waste of potential.
00:55:27.000 And that was deemed in violation of the rules, which I find to be incorrect because I've covered police shootings, I've covered, you know, stabbings and stuff like that on the channel plenty of times.
00:55:39.000 I've never had a problem.
00:55:42.000 But that was my first strike.
00:55:44.000 Yeah, we had that where it was a girl who stabbed, or a cop who shot a girl preventing stabbing another girl.
00:55:51.000 Ma'Khia Bryant, I believe?
00:55:53.000 Correct, yep, exactly.
00:55:56.000 See, and I covered that one and didn't get a strike.
00:55:58.000 Yeah, so it's arbitrary.
00:56:00.000 Well, yeah, and what we were saying was, we're like, hey, I'm glad that the cop acted to save the life of another individual.
00:56:06.000 We weren't celebrating that somebody died.
00:56:08.000 We were just saying, like, I'm glad the police officer was there, otherwise that person was getting stabbed.
00:56:12.000 She was in the process of stabbing.
00:56:14.000 And I think that's what got us a strike.
00:56:14.000 Right.
00:56:14.000 Right.
00:56:17.000 It was it's crazy because you you cover something like that.
00:56:21.000 It's very clear, like, well, we don't want this person shot, but yay.
00:56:25.000 Good job, cop, because you save someone's life.
00:56:28.000 And I tend to do like legal analysis or I'll bring on another guest and we'll talk about use of force and stuff like that.
00:56:33.000 And so I covered that case.
00:56:35.000 I probably showed that video ten times.
00:56:37.000 No, no issues.
00:56:39.000 And I never had any issues with strikes.
00:56:39.000 Never.
00:56:43.000 I've been working to this day on trying to get that strike removed, but I had until October 22nd.
00:56:54.000 The next strike is where things get a little interesting for me.
00:56:58.000 I was critical of this weirdo on the internet called Keffels.
00:57:06.000 Have you ever met a weirdo on the internet?
00:57:07.000 I mean they're rare.
00:57:10.000 I've only heard stories around the campfire, but I guess they exist.
00:57:15.000 So, uh, there's this weird person named Keffels.
00:57:18.000 And a strange website called Kiwi Farms, which this is such like deep internet, but Kiwi Farms is where Kiwi Farms is where a bunch of people with problems go and whine about like online celebrities to sum it up in a pithy way.
00:57:34.000 But people go talk about e-celebrities and have gossip, but they also collect a lot of information about them.
00:57:41.000 And this particular person had a history of boasting about how they would get Hormone replacement therapy, this is their words, to kids as young as 12 years old without their parents' consent.
00:57:54.000 They would either help them find it from various third-world factories that would supply it without a prescription, or sponsoring a website that allegedly had a step-by-step do-it-yourself estrogen kit.
00:58:07.000 Oh, so a crime!
00:58:08.000 Yeah, I mean, if you were guessing.
00:58:16.000 Right, so I very politely and very calmly on a live stream once suggested that that was something that was abhorrent to society.
00:58:25.000 And I used a euphemism to suggest that maybe people who harm children and do this without their parents' consent don't belong in polite society.
00:58:39.000 That was spun into, I called for the murder or execution of this person.
00:58:44.000 That was the lie that got perpetuated on Twitter.
00:58:46.000 Wow.
00:58:47.000 Something I do not and have not done, uh, at all.
00:58:51.000 But that, that is, uh, right.
00:58:54.000 And, and, and so this person, uh, part of their, their thing, like, I guess their content creation is to get their Twitter mob to go after people who go against their agenda.
00:59:05.000 And so I got billed as like this anti-trans thing, which is interesting because in the same video clip
00:59:11.000 just 10 seconds later, I said, I don't care about trans people like at all. 1.00
00:59:16.000 If you're 18, you want to do whatever to your body.
00:59:18.000 Go ahead.
00:59:19.000 It's not my business.
00:59:20.000 Just stay the hell away from kids, please.
00:59:22.000 Like that's that's all.
00:59:24.000 I think that's a reasonable request.
00:59:25.000 But I also don't think you should be able to order by mail any kind of surgical or hormone
00:59:32.000 It's like a different, a side there, that's an interesting... I don't think you should have a chemistry set when you're like seven.
00:59:38.000 Yeah, you should have to wait till 21 to drink booze, but ah, hormone replacement therapy, whenever.
00:59:43.000 Go ahead, here's a syringe and guess.
00:59:46.000 You can pick them up at the Scholastic Book Fair now, right next to the iSpy novels.
00:59:52.000 I don't trust you to make pizza rolls if I'm not home, but yeah, go for it.
00:59:57.000 Here's my Lamborghini poster and my sex replacement there. 0.71
01:00:00.000 Yeah, it was right there.
01:00:04.000 As someone who may be returning to small-town criminal law, no, I encourage chemistry kits for every seven-year-old.
01:00:11.000 It should be mandatory at this point, and also give them a hefty supply of Ritalin and whatever other drugs are necessary to make into better ones.
01:00:20.000 Yes, I encourage Sudafed and chemistry sets.
01:00:25.000 I'm actually just working right now with the pharmaceutical companies to have my business
01:00:30.000 card in with every 10-pack of Sudafed.
01:00:37.000 But so this act of mine very much angered them.
01:00:42.000 I received a strike and a two-week suspension for that.
01:00:46.000 They then proceeded to go after my law license because I said something that they didn't like.
01:00:55.000 And they organized ethics complaints.
01:00:59.000 I received 45 ethics complaints on the same day, so that was fun.
01:01:03.000 So this is just sort of a mass group of people all doing it together.
01:01:07.000 It's not really a real... I mean, people's a stretch, Dave.
01:01:12.000 Yeah, that's a good point.
01:01:13.000 I should say, is this one guy?
01:01:18.000 No, it was a whole bunch of people.
01:01:20.000 In fact, the funny thing is, when you submit an ethics complaint... Guy is very bigoted, I don't know.
01:01:27.000 now when you submit a gendered love there you're using their day sir we so 0.94
01:01:32.000 these cis people there and yes possibly not sis sis sis is big
01:01:39.000 We don't want to end up like him.
01:01:43.000 No, what's the word?
01:01:45.000 What, successful?
01:01:49.000 No, we wouldn't want that.
01:01:50.000 We'll go to Mug Club here in a minute and be able to speak.
01:01:53.000 Yeah, we will go to Mug Club here in a minute.
01:01:55.000 I think that's a very good idea.
01:01:56.000 Yeah, let's do that.
01:01:58.000 What do you guys think?
01:01:59.000 Go to Mug Club?
01:02:00.000 Where you could find Yeah.
01:02:02.000 Nick, right now on Rumble.
01:02:03.000 So if you are trying to look for him, Rikada Law on Rumble, that's where he is right now.
01:02:09.000 And that's where we're about to be.
01:02:10.000 Yeah, because we're going to go over to Mug Club, actually, because I don't know what questions I can even ask on this platform.
01:02:17.000 I know.
01:02:17.000 Right now, because it's not suck.
01:02:19.000 Like, we're just having an honest conversation about what's going on.
01:02:23.000 I know, and we can't even say what we want.
01:02:25.000 But before we go to Mug Club, really quickly, just a reminder, Stephen's at Bricktown Comedy Club, Oklahoma City, Saturday, October 8th, 6 o'clock and 845.
01:02:32.000 Tickets go to ladderwithcrowder.com slash tour for that.
01:02:36.000 You're in Liberty Heights.
01:02:38.000 Liberty Heights, Ohio, next weekend.
01:02:40.000 I'll be at the Funny Bone October 14th and 15th, Kansas City, Missouri.
01:02:45.000 The week after that.
01:02:46.000 And come out, DaveLandau.com.
01:02:48.000 Check me out there.
01:02:49.000 All right, join us on Mug Club, but until then, subscribe to the show and... Dave, I'm really sorry.
01:02:55.000 You're not going anywhere.
01:02:57.000 Can I interrupt you guys for just a second?
01:02:59.000 I had prepared a list of racial slurs to read on the show right before we went to Mug Club.
01:03:03.000 Is that okay?
01:03:04.000 Oh, of course!
01:03:11.000 It's actually a game where we see if ours match.
01:03:16.000 Bingo!