Louder with Crowder - January 23, 2026


The 5-YO Minnesota Kid Hoax: Debunking The Left's Sinister Strategy


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Length

20 minutes

Words per minute

136.2

Word count

2,724

Sentence count

355

Harmful content

Misogyny

13

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Hate speech

10

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Summary

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Brady Owens is back with a brand new episode of his new show, "The Wanger Show" and he's joined by special guest Colton Wade to talk about the disappearance of Jazzy Crockett and why he thinks it's a big deal.

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00:00:00.000 Oh, tell the dreams.
00:00:02.000 Child.
00:00:52.000 It's just an art.
00:00:55.000 It's just where I went.
00:00:56.000 I won't let Mary your own bout grandpa. 0.62
00:01:04.000 Waking up, talking about Kindle My Christmas.
00:01:10.000 It's just an art.
00:01:12.000 It's just weather when I won't let Mary Gotta help your buddy. 1.00
00:01:20.000 Talk about grandpa.
00:01:22.000 Waking up, talking about Kindle My Crystal.
00:02:12.000 Love the flow.
00:02:18.000 69.
00:02:20.000 Now it's time for new, believable people.
00:02:23.000 And we must do it.
00:02:25.000 If we don't control insiders, this will be over and over.
00:02:30.000 To lead it by an 8.
00:02:32.000 Big, fat love.
00:02:34.000 It's like common ground.
00:02:35.000 To hold the spread of lies.
00:02:38.000 And we must do it.
00:02:39.000 Big, fat.
00:02:41.000 Love's like common ground.
00:02:43.000 To hold the spread of lies.
00:02:46.000 And any America first. 0.65
00:02:49.000 America first.
00:02:51.000 Naughty non-fatal.
00:02:52.000 We want to build a much better believable people.
00:02:57.000 And we must do it.
00:02:58.000 Non-fatal.
00:02:59.000 Communication very much higher.
00:03:02.000 America first.
00:03:04.000 To lead it by an 8.
00:03:05.000 Insiders fighting for insiders.
00:03:08.000 Time to stop.
00:03:09.000 Insiders fighting for insiders.
00:03:11.000 More of insiders fighting for insiders.
00:03:15.000 Time to stop.
00:03:16.000 Insiders fighting for insiders.
00:03:19.000 America first.
00:03:20.000 Love the flow.
00:03:24.000 69.
00:03:26.000 Now it's time for new, believable people.
00:03:30.000 And we must do it.
00:03:32.000 If we don't control insiders, this will be over and over.
00:03:37.000 To lead it by an 8.
00:03:38.000 Big fat love.
00:03:40.000 It's like common ground.
00:03:42.000 To hold the spread of lies.
00:03:45.000 And we must do it.
00:03:46.000 Big, fat.
00:03:47.000 Love.
00:03:48.000 It's like common ground.
00:03:49.000 To hold the spread of lies.
00:03:52.000 And any America first. 0.65
00:03:56.000 America Hi, I'm Brady Owens, and you might remember me from my days on the gridiron, or maybe from one of my domestic violence cases.
00:04:08.000 The camera's over there.
00:04:11.000 I'm Brady Owens.
00:04:13.000 You might remember me from...
00:04:14.000 You already said that.
00:04:16.000 You might remember me from the...
00:04:18.000 Yeah, yeah, Brittany, we get it.
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00:04:28.000 And we will throw in a bag of clean urine just in case.
00:04:34.000 You're not even sure what's in the pilt?
00:04:37.000 Well, Coach always said, don't ask that question.
00:04:43.000 And bring it up all, boy!
00:04:44.000 You bring me that ball!
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00:06:22.000 It's a spittoon today.
00:06:24.000 No sip.
00:06:27.000 Getting a character.
00:06:30.000 Everyone hates it, but you guys know what that means.
00:06:33.000 After this, we have some commercials to shoot and some Colton Wade coming back.
00:06:38.000 And there may or may not be some crossover with Colton Wade in the D-Day, especially for V-Day.
00:06:44.000 You know how it is, right?
00:06:45.000 You know, look, we're going to be talking about Kim Jong-un, and we're going to be talking about Jazzy Crockett, even though we did a closing time.
00:06:52.000 And the newest lie, the Minnesota child, the child who was kidnapped by ice, it's not just that it's a lie, it's that it's a verifiable lie.
00:06:59.000 And every person of note on the left has been carrying water for it.
00:07:03.000 And it's several degrees of lies.
00:07:05.000 So this didn't happen by accident.
00:07:07.000 Have you been following this?
00:07:08.000 How evil do you think the left is?
00:07:10.000 That's my question.
00:07:11.000 How evil do you think?
00:07:12.000 Captain Morgan CEO, how are you?
00:07:13.000 I'm very good.
00:07:14.000 By the way, I think people don't dislike this.
00:07:16.000 I love this.
00:07:16.000 What?
00:07:17.000 The Colton.
00:07:18.000 Oh, yeah.
00:07:18.000 No, no.
00:07:19.000 Did I say they dislike it?
00:07:20.000 Well, don't.
00:07:20.000 They dislike the facial hair.
00:07:22.000 Oh, okay.
00:07:22.000 All right.
00:07:23.000 Yeah.
00:07:23.000 Don't love it too much, Gerald.
00:07:26.000 My lady doesn't like it. 1.00
00:07:27.000 You guys tell me.
00:07:28.000 It looks good.
00:07:29.000 I don't mind it.
00:07:30.000 You pull it off.
00:07:31.000 I don't mind it.
00:07:32.000 I mind it.
00:07:34.000 I know I like it because you got a clean landing strip right here.
00:07:38.000 It might as well be one of them people on the tarmac land here.
00:07:46.000 Wow.
00:07:47.000 Take a seat.
00:07:48.000 He just blew out somebody's car speaker.
00:07:49.000 He was not prepared.
00:07:52.000 Got into an accident.
00:07:53.000 I know.
00:07:53.000 Am I going too fast for you?
00:07:55.000 Going too fast for you, try to keep up, Billy.
00:07:59.000 Billy, the kid?
00:08:00.000 Because that's what you are.
00:08:01.000 You're a kid.
00:08:02.000 It's time to grow up.
00:08:04.000 You just cause an Indian trucker to crash. 1.00
00:08:08.000 If he can't drive a truck, might as well get the hell out.
00:08:10.000 This is America.
00:08:12.000 I'm not even sure about Billy.
00:08:13.000 You would know about trucking culture, so that's a trucking culture.
00:08:16.000 And Billy looks like he should be one of those hoardy-toties from Finland. 1.00
00:08:20.000 Am I right, Captain Morgan?
00:08:22.000 He's a friend.
00:08:23.000 Yeah.
00:08:25.000 Sorry.
00:08:26.000 All right.
00:08:27.000 Friday.
00:08:27.000 If you guys are watching on YouTube.
00:08:28.000 Oh, shoot.
00:08:29.000 I just said that on YouTube, whatever.
00:08:30.000 YouTube does.
00:08:31.000 It's a joke.
00:08:32.000 It's in.
00:08:32.000 That's what Colton Wade would say.
00:08:33.000 It's a quote.
00:08:34.000 I don't care anymore.
00:08:35.000 You guys should be Rumble Premium members.
00:08:37.000 We do it every single Friday.
00:08:38.000 Sorry, Josh Feyerstein.
00:08:39.000 Yeah.
00:08:40.000 February 14th at the Irvé Theater in Dallas, Texas.
00:08:43.000 And I will tell you, he is not.
00:08:46.000 Don't be fooled by the name.
00:08:47.000 He is not a Hebrew. 0.62
00:08:50.000 I am not a Heb. 0.99
00:08:51.000 No.
00:08:52.000 He is funny and he's no Hebe. 1.00
00:08:55.000 Might help me a little bit in this comedy this time.
00:08:58.000 Oh, my God.
00:08:58.000 All right.
00:08:59.000 We actually have a segment today: Josh Knows War, because this is one of the red colors.
00:09:03.000 Because he does.
00:09:04.000 Yeah, he's actually, you know, he's actually done it.
00:09:06.000 But first, speaking of war leaders, glorious leaders, Kim Jong-un.
00:09:13.000 He decided to make a local visit to the bathhouse.
00:09:17.000 And I don't know why we've seen this, but we have.
00:09:28.000 That water looks great.
00:09:31.000 And they look terrified.
00:09:32.000 Oh, for a dainty.
00:09:42.000 He's not very mobile.
00:09:47.000 I think that lady gave me a massage last month. 1.00
00:09:52.000 She gave everyone a massage last month. 0.85
00:10:03.000 Yeah, look at her. 0.91
00:10:05.000 Yeah.
00:10:06.000 I like how you wipe your arms.
00:10:08.000 Yeah, I was going to say, what is this?
00:10:10.000 I'm not cleaning anything.
00:10:12.000 I just do this.
00:10:14.000 Pantomime salt.
00:10:15.000 Well, how much cleaning can you do in that bathroom? 1.00
00:10:18.000 I don't know.
00:10:19.000 With this guy in there wearing a North Face parker.
00:10:23.000 What a display of force.
00:10:25.000 And here's the thing: because you know there's a lot of propaganda that comes from North Korea.
00:10:29.000 We wanted to show you the original clip as they aired it.
00:10:31.000 Turns out the translation, the subtitles, were not accurate.
00:10:35.000 So we actually had someone here who does speak Korean translate it for you, and it's been dubbed.
00:10:41.000 Sir, the water temperature is currently 102 degrees.
00:10:45.000 Perfect for your bath.
00:10:48.000 Uh...
00:10:49.000 Maybe when it's 103.
00:10:51.000 I'll get in maybe then.
00:10:52.000 One that great heartry seems meaningful, sir.
00:10:55.000 I'm a 103 man.
00:10:58.000 Maybe I'll get in when it's 103.
00:11:00.000 You aren't self-conscious about removing your shirt.
00:11:04.000 Are you the deer leader?
00:11:06.000 Fuck no, it's too cold.
00:11:08.000 It's 102.
00:11:09.000 I'm not born in the Arctic.
00:11:11.000 Call me when it's 103.
00:11:13.000 Okay, okay, okay, okay.
00:11:18.000 It's a little less intimidating.
00:11:23.000 No one else even tries.
00:11:24.000 That's what I was saying.
00:11:24.000 No one else even tries.
00:11:26.000 Hey, you know, you either appreciate it or you don't.
00:11:30.000 It's worth the price of admission, your membership, or it's not.
00:11:33.000 This whole thing was part of the reopening of the ONF Working People's Holiday Camp, so I guess that's why it's newsworthy.
00:11:40.000 I don't have any camps there.
00:11:41.000 No, I'm not.
00:11:42.000 What holiday are they celebrating?
00:11:44.000 Being arrived.
00:11:47.000 Every day.
00:11:48.000 And I know what you're thinking with the video from North Korea.
00:11:52.000 Again, cultural differences, but I know you're thinking that's weird.
00:11:54.000 Hey, no, it's not weird, dude.
00:11:56.000 It's totally normal for someone to be chatting with their supreme leader while they bath.
00:12:01.000 Are you sure about that?
00:12:02.000 I'm positive.
00:12:09.000 Yeah, Gerald, I don't know.
00:12:11.000 I don't really believe Trump.
00:12:12.000 I don't truly think that the Golden Dome is meant to protect the United States or even North America.
00:12:18.000 I think that it's being built to protect the whole globe.
00:12:22.000 The world?
00:12:24.000 Yeah, from an extraterrestrial threat.
00:12:27.000 Aliens, Josh, really?
00:12:30.000 Yeah.
00:12:33.000 So you getting it or what?
00:12:38.000 Yeah.
00:12:44.000 I was wondering about the pep in your step this morning.
00:12:47.000 I had a damper.
00:12:48.000 Yeah.
00:12:48.000 Yeah, well, there was a little Epsom salt in that soap.
00:12:51.000 I do believe that, by the way, what, Epsom salt?
00:12:54.000 It worked.
00:12:54.000 Yeah, that.
00:12:55.000 But also, that's what the Golden Dome really is.
00:12:57.000 It could be.
00:12:57.000 They had to put it up north.
00:12:58.000 It's got to get good globe coverage.
00:13:00.000 Yeah, that's true.
00:13:01.000 And the threats that come from, that's where they come from, is that part of the universe.
00:13:05.000 Yeah.
00:13:06.000 The aliens.
00:13:08.000 This conversation's run its course.
00:13:09.000 Let's go to Texas.
00:13:12.000 We get a closing time.
00:13:13.000 And by the way, people are still watching on YouTube.
00:13:15.000 You know, we continue every Friday.
00:13:16.000 You get to watch for at least an hour every Friday.
00:13:18.000 We just, this is a love letter to Rumble Premium, and we don't want to be constrained in any way on Friday.
00:13:23.000 So have fun.
00:13:25.000 Back to Texas.
00:13:27.000 Jasmine Crockett, we did a closing time for her, but she just won't go away. 0.51
00:13:31.000 She is now courting all of the large Democrat voting blocks in preparation for her Senate run. 0.94
00:13:41.000 I was just at my watch party leading myself.
00:13:43.000 What the hell is even that?
00:13:48.000 Yay! 0.99
00:13:49.000 He does his makeup like Trump.
00:13:54.000 I want y'all to know that this isn't a campaign ploy.
00:13:57.000 I want you to understand that you can have a champion and we can still win.
00:14:00.000 I am changing.
00:14:05.000 All the letters, right?
00:14:07.000 That's very important.
00:14:09.000 That's how it's all a show.
00:14:11.000 It's very important, except it's the opposite of that.
00:14:13.000 Even when I launched, most people were like, wait a minute, you got a trans person and so much?
00:14:18.000 This one's me.
00:14:19.000 And I was like, absolutely, because she's a person.
00:14:21.000 She's a hero.
00:14:23.000 I said, at the end of the day, Republicans don't do what they want to do.
00:14:26.000 Right.
00:14:26.000 I got to be who I am.
00:14:28.000 So just.
00:14:28.000 Just like that man who spent 12 hours getting ready that says authentic self.
00:14:32.000 I've heard it here, folks.
00:14:41.000 Now, I know I've said this before.
00:14:42.000 What the?
00:14:43.000 But the unbelievably low expectations, the prejudice of soft expectations.
00:14:48.000 Have you ever seen it on display more clearly than with the trans community?
00:14:54.000 This trans got an applause break for saying bitch. 1.00
00:15:00.000 Oh, I was like, yeah!
00:15:02.000 Oh, look at that.
00:15:03.000 Come on, guys.
00:15:04.000 I did it like this.
00:15:05.000 Like, oh, I said something the FCC totally allows on television.
00:15:08.000 Right.
00:15:10.000 It's the participation trophy of life.
00:15:12.000 People are cheering you for being completely uninteresting outside of the facade, the makeup, and the hair, which you say is your authentic self, but it costs a lot of money and, of course, a lot of time resources.
00:15:26.000 So none of this means anything.
00:15:28.000 It's pandering.
00:15:29.000 When someone says all the letters, and unironically, I used to get flacked for saying LGBTQ AAI.
00:15:34.000 People say, come on, you're strawmanning it.
00:15:36.000 And now that freak show says, well, that's very important.
00:15:39.000 It's not, though.
00:15:40.000 It's really not.
00:15:41.000 I don't have much more to say.
00:15:42.000 It's just not important.
00:15:43.000 It actually doesn't matter.
00:15:46.000 It just doesn't matter.
00:15:47.000 That's it.
00:15:49.000 I don't know what else to say.
00:15:50.000 Like, it's like she didn't get the memo.
00:15:51.000 These people who are still, it's like they're stuck about six years ago in the woke thing as though it still resonates.
00:15:58.000 Even white suburban Democrat women are probably going, like, this is a little bit much. 1.00
00:16:05.000 And by the way, she says she's the champion.
00:16:07.000 let's see how stunts like this are affecting her championship. 1.00
00:16:21.000 That is uninspiring.
00:16:25.000 She's nine points behind in the Democratic primary.
00:16:29.000 Last month she led by eight points.
00:16:30.000 Even among Democrats, people are going, yeah, we've gone, we've maybe, this isn't what we should be doing.
00:16:35.000 There's a white guy running against her.
00:16:38.000 We don't want to seem racist, but we're picking him.
00:16:43.000 I mean, Tellerico might be Hispanic.
00:16:45.000 I think it's Hispanic, but his first name's James.
00:16:47.000 It looks white.
00:16:48.000 It acts very white.
00:16:49.000 Yeah.
00:16:50.000 At that point, we're just like, yeah, come on now.
00:16:53.000 We don't have to do this anymore.
00:16:54.000 Do we?
00:16:54.000 We don't have to do this song and like, you know, this is all weird and degenerate, and we're done.
00:16:59.000 Yeah.
00:17:01.000 All right.
00:17:01.000 But keep it up, Crockett, please.
00:17:03.000 Speaking of which, do we want to do we want to run this video of women in? 1.00
00:17:07.000 You know what?
00:17:07.000 Let's keep that for later.
00:17:08.000 Okay.
00:17:09.000 Let's go on to Minnesota right now.
00:17:12.000 Have you?
00:17:12.000 This happened live yesterday, and we were able to fact-check it live.
00:17:16.000 That's about the amount of effort that it took.
00:17:18.000 Oh, geez.
00:17:19.000 It took like 30 seconds.
00:17:20.000 It took about 30 seconds.
00:17:22.000 So just to set the stage, have you guys heard this story?
00:17:24.000 Of course, if you've watched the mainstream news, that ICE basically arrested or took into custody a five-year-old child, kidnapped, to use the word of many unloved.
00:17:35.000 Used as bait?
00:17:36.000 Yeah, and that's the thing.
00:17:37.000 Used as bait in order to lure in the father.
00:17:40.000 Even put it in a bear trap.
00:17:42.000 Right.
00:17:42.000 Yes, exactly.
00:17:43.000 And then they were just hoping the father didn't gnaw off his own leg, get caught in the trap like a wolverine.
00:17:48.000 That's those wolverine immigrants. 1.00
00:17:50.000 You got to be careful with them.
00:17:53.000 So that's very specific.
00:17:55.000 And everyone repeated it.
00:17:57.000 Now, spoiler alert, it's completely untrue.
00:17:59.000 They were going after the father, and the father abandoned his child.
00:18:02.000 We know that.
00:18:03.000 And ICE was actually taking care of the child until they could actually apprehend the father or find someone to take care of this five-year-old.
00:18:10.000 That's the truth.
00:18:12.000 But we're not just talking about a misstep.
00:18:14.000 We're not just talking about a misstatement.
00:18:16.000 We're talking about a web of hyperly specific lies to demonize somebody who, by the way, are under perpetual threat, those in ICE.
00:18:25.000 So if you missed this, this took place after most of these clips you're about to see, after we had already debunked this in real time, very broad strokes, quite easily.
00:18:37.000 I don't know how much the dueling narratives actually matter.
00:18:40.000 What matters is that picture.
00:18:42.000 We have seen this time and again.
00:18:43.000 It is one scary image that makes everybody, regardless of where they came down on this, suddenly be like, what the heck are we doing?
00:18:50.000 And that's the reaction I was seeing yesterday to that picture.
00:18:53.000 Sure, that would be the reaction if people believed your lies, which is why it's time for claim truth.
00:19:02.000 All right.
00:19:03.000 All references available, link in the description.
00:19:04.000 First, claim that you have seen that ICE arrested, kidnapped a five-year-old to use him as bait.
00:19:13.000 The arrest of five-year-old Liam Ramos with his Spider-Man backpack and his oversized winter hat.
00:19:20.000 This photo of the matter is ICE is taking kids as young as Liam every single day.
00:19:28.000 This is the worst of the damn worst.
00:19:31.000 This is not humanity.
00:19:35.000 He's our representative.
00:19:36.000 If you trust your institutions, guys.
00:19:48.000 I still support Any step in the direction of reining in and cutting the funding of an agency that is attacking U.S. citizens That art.