Louder with Crowder - April 17, 2026


The Friday Show: Examining The Mystery of the Modern Woman


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Length

11 minutes

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108.32853

Word count

1,253

Sentence count

158

Harmful content

Misogyny

12

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Toxicity

38

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Hate speech

38

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Summary

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Comedian Lane the Brain joins Jemele to discuss Elmo celebrating being Arabic, a review of the film Ladies First, and a rant about Rosie O'Donnell. Plus, we talk about a tornado that almost destroyed the building next to our office.

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00:04:00.000 YouTube feed, every video that you see has been demonetized just for you. 0.97
00:04:08.000 And I say, hey, you can go screw yourself today. 0.99
00:04:12.000 All the censorship's real gay, and this next word has to be it's a simple message and it comes from the heart. 0.99
00:04:24.000 Big tech can f itself, that would be a great place to start. 0.99
00:04:29.000 And I say, hey, you too can go screw yourself today.
00:04:34.000 Platform all of these. 0.73
00:04:36.000 Go deplatform all of these.
00:04:39.000 Hey! 0.92
00:04:40.000 SJW! 0.85
00:04:41.000 Hey!
00:04:46.000 Click Rumble Premium and join now for $99 annually or $999 a month to get the entirely ad free experience and an ever expanding roster of content, creators, and free speech.
00:05:16.000 Glad to be with you.
00:05:17.000 It is Friday.
00:05:18.000 You know what that means if you're watching this wide right now?
00:05:21.000 It's a Love Letter to Mug Club, Rumble Premium OGs.
00:05:23.000 So we typically don't stream, but like you maybe watch like five minutes.
00:05:26.000 I don't know.
00:05:27.000 What is it, two minutes?
00:05:27.000 Like five, 10 minutes?
00:05:29.000 Yeah.
00:05:30.000 Yeah.
00:05:31.000 We've been doing this for years on Friday, and a lot of people just think there's no show on Friday.
00:05:34.000 But there actually is.
00:05:35.000 Today we're going to be talking about Elmo celebrating being Arabic.
00:05:39.000 Think of that phrase.
00:05:42.000 He is celebrating being Arabic.
00:05:47.000 And then we have a review of the film Ladies First.
00:05:50.000 And then we have, what's the other thing?
00:05:52.000 I know it involves Rosie O'Donnell. 1.00
00:05:54.000 Women. 0.99
00:05:55.000 The women podcasters. 1.00
00:05:57.000 Okay. 0.91
00:05:58.000 Women. 1.00
00:05:58.000 Gross. 1.00
00:05:59.000 No, not Rosie O'Donnell. 1.00
00:06:00.000 Gross. 1.00
00:06:02.000 Great opinions from women. 1.00
00:06:03.000 And I will say this Gerald's not here, and we're all very disappointed.
00:06:08.000 Yeah.
00:06:08.000 He let us down.
00:06:09.000 He needs to watch Band of Brothers, so we have Lane the Brain in here today.
00:06:11.000 Welcome.
00:06:12.000 For those that were wanting Gerald, well, yep.
00:06:15.000 You don't need to worry about that.
00:06:16.000 And Friday, Saturday, April 24th, 25th, Comedy Avenue, Laughton, Oklahoma, we have Mr. Firestein.
00:06:24.000 How are you?
00:06:25.000 Hey, good, good.
00:06:26.000 I'm excited for Lawton.
00:06:27.000 I hope to see a tornado.
00:06:29.000 Yes, me too.
00:06:30.000 Yeah, you definitely will.
00:06:31.000 I hope I get caught up in one and never come back.
00:06:32.000 Well, you know, the building across the street from our office, the roof was, the second floor was taken off by the tornado.
00:06:39.000 Like 20 minutes before I got here.
00:06:39.000 Remember that?
00:06:40.000 It was completely torn off and it took them years to put it back on.
00:06:43.000 No, it took them a year and they started building it right before tornado season.
00:06:47.000 Yeah, that's true.
00:06:49.000 I'm convinced it was a money laundering scheme.
00:06:51.000 I thought I was losing my mind.
00:06:52.000 I would be like, there's nobody renting those spaces.
00:06:54.000 I was leaving it empty for a Long, you're right, and they would be they would have an excavator and it would be moving dirt to a pile.
00:07:01.000 And then I'd be like, Tim, Tim, come look, what they're moving the pile again.
00:07:05.000 It's just a pile of dirt that they keep moving around, they're not even building anything.
00:07:08.000 They're using the same bricks they used before and then using fake invoices.
00:07:11.000 I think you're right, it's a money laundering.
00:07:13.000 They're using the same bricks, but for some reason, they painted them a different color.
00:07:16.000 Yeah, and they I'm not gonna say what color, but new and improved tornado proof.
00:07:19.000 It's not a leering center, that's exactly what they painted it.
00:07:23.000 Construction green so that the tornadoes know.
00:07:25.000 Speaking of uh, learning, uh.
00:07:27.000 Who's your favorite Sesame Street character, Ling?
00:07:29.000 A big bird guy, you know.
00:07:31.000 Substantiate your answer.
00:07:31.000 Really?
00:07:31.000 Why?
00:07:32.000 He's tall.
00:07:33.000 He's got a good stature.
00:07:34.000 I feel like he can pump a lot of iron, you know.
00:07:36.000 That's incredibly vain.
00:07:37.000 Who's your favorite?
00:07:38.000 Oscar the Grouch.
00:07:39.000 Ah, because he's smelly.
00:07:41.000 No, because he's realistic.
00:07:43.000 Oh.
00:07:44.000 He's the only character that everyone's like, hey, what a wonderful time to play.
00:07:47.000 And he's like, shut up, I'm sleeping in here.
00:07:49.000 I'm like, yeah, I get this guy. 0.93
00:07:50.000 That was the Arthur theme song.
00:07:51.000 Yeah, that's true.
00:07:52.000 Oh, was it?
00:07:53.000 Yeah, but they play that too.
00:07:54.000 Mine would be that OCD count.
00:07:57.000 Oh, yeah.
00:07:58.000 Yeah, he definitely did.
00:07:59.000 He needed help for sure.
00:08:00.000 I have to slip a light switch on 18 times every time I enter a room or my family will suffer.
00:08:06.000 Can you imagine your place, Rain Man, with the count?
00:08:09.000 One toothpick.
00:08:12.000 Two toothpicks.
00:08:13.000 Eighteenth bar of soap that I only use once before I throw it out.
00:08:20.000 No love for Cookie Monster, huh? 1.00
00:08:22.000 Well, they turned him to Veggie Monster, which is just gay. 1.00
00:08:25.000 Really? 0.95
00:08:25.000 Yeah, it didn't work. 0.95
00:08:27.000 Cookie Monster is cool.
00:08:28.000 I'm just saying, Grouch is, you know, a good guy.
00:08:30.000 Cookie Monster has an eating disorder.
00:08:32.000 The Count has OCD.
00:08:34.000 Big Bird has a pituitary disorder.
00:08:36.000 Nothing about this. 0.65
00:08:37.000 Oscar the Crouch is homeless.
00:08:39.000 I mean, Dave Chappelle talked, but no one helps him. 0.99
00:08:41.000 The Swedish chef has a mental disability. 0.99
00:08:43.000 Yes, he does. 1.00
00:08:44.000 He's European. 0.77
00:08:44.000 Well, now we're getting into the Muppets. 0.77
00:08:46.000 I don't know the difference.
00:08:48.000 Learn your canon.
00:08:49.000 What about Fraggle Rock?
00:08:50.000 I don't care. 1.00
00:08:51.000 Well, they had the retarded son who was a sadist. 1.00
00:08:54.000 I think I got a Fraggle, Mom. 1.00
00:08:56.000 They're like, no, you didn't. 0.99
00:08:57.000 And then he just tries to kill them. 0.98
00:08:59.000 It was awful. 1.00
00:09:00.000 It's perfect.
00:09:01.000 I like Fraggle Rock.
00:09:02.000 We had Groundling Marsh in Canada.
00:09:04.000 Anyway, the point is this.
00:09:05.000 I'm sorry, it's Friday.
00:09:06.000 Elmo, no one named Elmo.
00:09:10.000 Notice that?
00:09:10.000 No one named Elmo.
00:09:11.000 No, it's because, I mean, that would be a childhood thing. 0.99
00:09:13.000 It's basic bitch, Elmo. 0.98
00:09:14.000 It's like Elmo's a little bit overplayed. 1.00
00:09:17.000 He has all the spinoffs.
00:09:18.000 It's like he's the Ted Danson.
00:09:21.000 I'm not a hack.
00:09:22.000 Sesame Street.
00:09:22.000 I'm not going to say my favorite's Elmo.
00:09:24.000 That's a hacky thing to do.
00:09:24.000 It's like saying your favorite team is the Dodgers or something.
00:09:27.000 Right.
00:09:27.000 My favorite team is the Dodgers.
00:09:29.000 Yeah, because you're a hack.
00:09:30.000 If Elmo was a comedian, he'd be a hack. 1.00
00:09:33.000 He'd be, hey, hey, let me tell you about the difference between men and women. 1.00
00:09:39.000 Blacks are bigger than whites. 1.00
00:09:41.000 Whoa! 1.00
00:09:42.000 Hey, whoa, whoa.
00:09:43.000 Don't give away my show, April 24th, 25th.
00:09:46.000 Where are you from? 1.00
00:09:47.000 Dance gay! 1.00
00:09:49.000 Stop your crowd work! 1.00
00:09:51.000 Elmo Rife?
00:09:52.000 What specific comedian have you heard?
00:09:54.000 So now Elmo is celebrating something that absolutely should not be celebrated, and I stand by that.
00:10:02.000 Salaam alaikum, everyone.
00:10:03.000 I'm Rami Yousafzai.
00:10:04.000 Woo!
00:10:04.000 And Elmo's Elmo.
00:10:06.000 Mr. Rami, what does Salaam alaikum mean?
00:10:08.000 Well, Salaam means peace, and it's a way to say hello in Arabic.
00:10:12.000 How cool!
00:10:13.000 Salaam alaikum, everybody.
00:10:15.000 Elmo and I are here to wish all of you a happy Arab American Heritage Month.
00:10:19.000 Yeah, happy Arab American Heritage Month.
00:10:21.000 I'm so proud of my Arab heritage, and I'm so happy to share this month with my fellow Arabs and Elmo.
00:10:27.000 So, thanks, Habibi.
00:10:28.000 Oh, wait a minute. 0.89
00:10:30.000 What's Habibi?
00:10:31.000 Oh, it's an Arabic word for a special friend.
00:10:34.000 Really?
00:10:34.000 I thought it was a name.
00:10:36.000 Happy Arab American Heritage Month, Habibi.
00:10:40.000 We love you. 1.00
00:10:42.000 I'm so glad we picked the least looking Arabic person we could. 1.00
00:10:46.000 You're German Irish, you prick! 1.00
00:10:50.000 Ha ha ha ha, la huaqbar. 1.00
00:10:51.000 Yeah, I'm exactly right. 1.00
00:10:53.000 Unfortunately, the Arab slash Muslim takeover has now bled. 1.00
00:10:58.000 It's bled over into all of Sesame Street with, I mean, sad results. 1.00
00:11:03.000 I hate AI because I'll never be able to create something better than that.
00:11:31.000 Now, to be clear, the song is real.
00:11:33.000 We wrote the song.