Louder with Crowder - August 28, 2026


The Media Tries To Spin Up Another Sob Story Deportation Hoax


Episode Stats


Length

21 minutes

Words per minute

148.21

Word count

3,226

Sentence count

361


Transcript

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00:04:04.000 Taxes feel like Knock, who's there?
00:04:22.000 Your mom.
00:04:25.000 Ha ha ha, Josh.
00:04:33.000 About like that.
00:04:35.000 Don't let the IRS bust your balls.
00:04:37.000 Visit tnusa.com slash Crowder for immediate relief and expert guidance.
00:04:42.000 Ooh.
00:05:02.000 Good morning.
00:05:03.000 You didn't get the sip because, well, Stephen's not here.
00:05:06.000 I'm sorry.
00:05:07.000 It's going to be okay, though, because, hey, look, see, there's a sign, but not only is there a sign, there's a shirt.
00:05:13.000 They sent the shirt in in perfect time so that we could have this for you today.
00:05:17.000 And listen, I know that that's not where you're tuning in.
00:05:19.000 You're not tuning in for like really cool merch, though we have really cool merch.
00:05:22.000 We're going to be talking about some important things today.
00:05:25.000 Lindsay Clancy, verdict watch, obviously, that's going on right now.
00:05:28.000 We're seeing some posts about there being questions from the jury.
00:05:31.000 If it's not like, hey, can we do same day processing and frying her, then I really don't care what the question is.
00:05:36.000 We're going to also talk about the left's new kind of favorite target to make you cry and say maybe deportations shouldn't be happening.
00:05:44.000 And Tallarico goes on and defends the illegals in Texas as well, with a five year old being taken back home with his dad.
00:05:52.000 We'll get down to why Japan's family mart matters.
00:05:57.000 You probably didn't think that that was going to be covered today.
00:05:59.000 And I guarantee you, you will see why it matters here in the United States and why standards slipping is a real problem.
00:06:06.000 Sorry, I have a cough drop right now.
00:06:07.000 I'm still kind of recovering from being sick.
00:06:09.000 Yeah, yeah, I can blame it on that.
00:06:11.000 Thank you already.
00:06:14.000 We have that shirt too.
00:06:16.000 Fantastic.
00:06:16.000 That's like Tim pulling me back.
00:06:18.000 Like, if I ever get too angry or too bad at my job, he just does the admiration.
00:06:23.000 Yeah, I think we're going to see more today.
00:06:25.000 Yeah, thanks a lot.
00:06:26.000 I really do appreciate that.
00:06:27.000 Tim looks so happy.
00:06:28.000 Yes, indeed.
00:06:29.000 I'm actually, I told him in Run Through, I was like, listen, I've tried to stay high level on the Lindsey Clancy case because it's incredibly heartbreaking, but it's going to piss me off.
00:06:41.000 And he's like, no, I think people like.
00:06:42.000 Like angry Gerald.
00:06:44.000 He's like, Don't worry.
00:06:45.000 Yeah, tell me if you like angry Gerald.
00:06:48.000 It makes me a little uncomfortable.
00:06:49.000 It makes me think my dad's here.
00:06:52.000 Okay.
00:06:53.000 My dad's here and I didn't keep my elbow up or something.
00:06:56.000 Bad elbows.
00:06:57.000 Oh, batting.
00:06:58.000 Okay.
00:06:58.000 Yeah.
00:06:59.000 You just get yelled at a little bit.
00:07:00.000 I get it.
00:07:00.000 I understand that.
00:07:02.000 But it is going to make me a little angry.
00:07:03.000 So I've stayed a little bit away from it.
00:07:05.000 But the Tallarico thing, I really want you guys to make sure, like, just every single time one of these cases gets brought up where they say a five year old is kidnapped and taken away from his parents and he should be started, like, Just every single time, go, hold on,
00:07:18.000 let me do just a little bit of research because every time we've seen the media trot somebody out, and every time we've seen the left trot somebody out as the poster child or the poster boy or the poster adult man from Maryland for why this is a reprehensible policy that we're going to try to deport people that are here illegally, a little bit of research shows that this person that they're pointing out or this situation isn't what they are saying it is.
00:07:45.000 And it really does matter for us to get this correct.
00:07:47.000 So before I introduce.
00:07:49.000 Everybody else that's here today, if you could bring one thing back from the 90s, what would it be?
00:07:55.000 In sync.
00:07:55.000 Don't say Dallas Cowboys Super Bowl championships.
00:07:59.000 Oh, dang.
00:08:00.000 I grew up during that era.
00:08:01.000 That must have hurt you to say that.
00:08:03.000 It did, but it's one of those things like if I say negative things about the Cowboys and then they end up winning, I don't care about the NFL very much, but if they end up winning, it'd be cool.
00:08:11.000 I'm like, okay, so I'm hedging my bets.
00:08:12.000 I'm either mad at them and I hate them or they win the Super Bowl, so I win either way.
00:08:15.000 Average Cowboys fan right there.
00:08:18.000 He's not Mexican.
00:08:19.000 Oh, right.
00:08:20.000 It's because I'm not a huge fan of the NFL.
00:08:22.000 Right.
00:08:22.000 I have principles.
00:08:23.000 I wouldn't be either.
00:08:24.000 I'll watch the game, but I won't be happy about it.
00:08:27.000 What's the matter with you?
00:08:28.000 Anyway, over in my chair, laying the brain, how are you?
00:08:30.000 I'm here, you know?
00:08:31.000 Yeah.
00:08:32.000 You have an injury, right?
00:08:33.000 I do.
00:08:34.000 It's a real injury.
00:08:35.000 You were running before the show, and I'm like, hey, you're hurt.
00:08:37.000 And you're like, yeah, I was just kind of seeing.
00:08:38.000 And I'm like, what?
00:08:39.000 Well, luckily, when AI develops, it'll cure all diseases and my hip.
00:08:43.000 So that's right.
00:08:44.000 Chris Pawlosky from Rumble.
00:08:45.000 By the way, congratulations to those guys.
00:08:47.000 They just announced a huge, huge deal.
00:08:50.000 I think it was $13 billion for some of their CPU usage.
00:08:55.000 GPU, sorry, not CPU.
00:08:57.000 Geez.
00:08:58.000 And he also said that he thinks the diseases will be cured, what, in the next two to three years, they'll start curing diseases.
00:09:02.000 Lane and I have a bet.
00:09:03.000 Did we say it was five years?
00:09:04.000 I don't know what you said.
00:09:05.000 It just isn't going to happen.
00:09:06.000 Oh, okay.
00:09:10.000 You responded and said that AI most likely is going to be used to kill us all anyway.
00:09:13.000 And I said, well, that wasn't the bet.
00:09:15.000 Well, you're putting words in my mouth.
00:09:16.000 I said there's a better chance someone uses AI to develop a new strain of plague, some sort of bioengineered plague, than it is to cure all diseases.
00:09:24.000 Yeah, it doesn't matter.
00:09:25.000 We're going to cure the diseases as well.
00:09:27.000 Anyway, over in Third Tech.
00:09:28.000 Good luck.
00:09:29.000 Good luck.
00:09:29.000 Feierstein, how are you, sir?
00:09:30.000 Yep.
00:09:30.000 Good.
00:09:31.000 Yeah.
00:09:31.000 Good.
00:09:31.000 Yeah.
00:09:32.000 Nice.
00:09:33.000 I got nothing to say about the AI debate?
00:09:35.000 No, I was moving on.
00:09:35.000 I didn't want to go back.
00:09:36.000 That's cool.
00:09:37.000 Because I'm just going to be right, and he's going to owe me money, and that's going to be fun for me.
00:09:40.000 By the way, Saturday, October 10th at Goofy's Grill in Canyon Lake, Texas.
00:09:44.000 Sick.
00:09:45.000 That's right.
00:09:45.000 Do the Goofy Grill.
00:09:46.000 Do the Goofy Grill.
00:09:47.000 Do the Goofy Grill.
00:09:47.000 Do the Goofy Laugh like Steven did yesterday.
00:09:49.000 I don't know.
00:09:49.000 I can't.
00:09:50.000 You do it.
00:09:50.000 I can't do it.
00:09:51.000 Why not?
00:09:51.000 No, no, you're hosting.
00:09:52.000 I'm not hosting.
00:09:53.000 There you go.
00:09:55.000 That's Tucker.
00:09:56.000 That's Tucker.
00:09:59.000 I can't do that laugh.
00:10:00.000 I never said I could, by the way.
00:10:02.000 All right.
00:10:03.000 Well, let's jump into it.
00:10:04.000 Look, if you don't follow Kennedy Mathis, welcome to the club.
00:10:09.000 Your life apparently is not really worth living, I guess, according to people on Instagram and other places.
00:10:15.000 I will, yes, I will.
00:10:17.000 Trust me, this will all make sense.
00:10:19.000 You just got to stay with me for just a second here, right?
00:10:22.000 Mathis's content features, you know, things like his wife, who never features him in any of her content, an interracial stepson, which, listen, he's stepping up and doing the work.
00:10:31.000 I appreciate that.
00:10:32.000 The kid wouldn't have a father anyway.
00:10:33.000 Working in the office, jersey mics for lunch every day, a Nissan Altima.
00:10:38.000 That's the worst thing we've said so far.
00:10:40.000 And all of the work around the house being done by this person, and not a leg day to be found.
00:10:45.000 Nary a leg day.
00:10:46.000 But people are using these videos as Schadenfreude content.
00:10:50.000 If you don't know what that means, look it up because Lane wrote it.
00:10:53.000 Here is.
00:10:56.000 Oh, there's a cough button.
00:10:57.000 That's right.
00:10:57.000 I totally forgot.
00:10:58.000 Sorry.
00:10:59.000 Here is a small sample of this wonderful content.
00:11:03.000 What's the work?
00:11:04.000 Come spend the morning with me as a 29 year old in the stepdaddy life with a high and crazy wife.
00:11:07.000 Hehehe It's all about her serving her.
00:11:19.000 That does not mean she does not leave us with a laundry list of things to do, including taking a whole bunch of things to the dump.
00:11:26.000 Doesn't quite seem like it's just helping out, though.
00:11:31.000 Mom's at Pilates.
00:11:31.000 Oh, geez.
00:11:36.000 It's just average slop.
00:11:39.000 There's nothing.
00:11:40.000 That's not pre workout.
00:11:52.000 Embody the main characters.
00:11:53.000 People watch this a lot.
00:12:00.000 I hope his employer doesn't see that.
00:12:07.000 It's fine.
00:12:07.000 I won out of the podcast game.
00:12:09.000 If that's where it's going.
00:12:10.000 That was a mistake.
00:12:11.000 Well, people do like a day in their life, you expect something extravagant, like a big, tough black guy, you know, soaking his face in some special water.
00:12:20.000 Yes, yes.
00:12:21.000 That's right.
00:12:21.000 I remember that guy running and being like all muscular and not looking like he knows how to run.
00:12:25.000 Yeah, looking at his watch collection, and that is the most basic shit I've ever seen.
00:12:30.000 It's very basic and very beta as well.
00:12:34.000 And here's what some of the comments look like.
00:12:36.000 As we're so beta, come on, dude.
00:12:37.000 He had a stand up desk.
00:12:41.000 That's alpha as can be.
00:12:43.000 Anyway.
00:12:44.000 You would have known you sit down at a desk.
00:12:46.000 I have sat down and stood at desks.
00:12:49.000 I did not sit down.
00:12:50.000 He has 10,000 followers, and his videos do like 100K each.
00:12:53.000 Like he's doing, he's point.
00:12:55.000 No one follows him.
00:12:56.000 Everyone watches him.
00:12:57.000 Because everybody's like, wait.
00:13:00.000 I think this is a train wreck, but I'm not sure.
00:13:02.000 I have to keep watching to see if there's something that's actually going to happen.
00:13:04.000 No, no, it's just going to zag into Israel again.
00:13:07.000 I promise every single time.
00:13:09.000 Here's some of the comments that I'm talking about.
00:13:11.000 Sometimes I feel down until I see these reels.
00:13:14.000 God bless from Tel Aviv.
00:13:17.000 You're the LeBron James of Tel Aviv.
00:13:19.000 Would you consider signing my wife's boyfriend's shoes?
00:13:23.000 Your check for $7,000 will be in the mail.
00:13:26.000 All glory to the entire Israel.
00:13:29.000 The biggest soldier of the institution.
00:13:31.000 Big Yahoo is impressed.
00:13:33.000 Can you read every comment?
00:13:34.000 I don't know.
00:13:37.000 People watch ironically because this is a literal goy slap of reels.
00:13:41.000 I guess.
00:13:42.000 Can you bring it up again, the overlay?
00:13:44.000 Because look, on three of them, it says C original underneath.
00:13:49.000 That's because they were in Hebrew.
00:13:53.000 It's been translated, right, Lane?
00:13:54.000 Yeah, they're all translated from Hebrew.
00:13:57.000 That's hilarious.
00:13:58.000 Oh my gosh.
00:13:59.000 Maybe, I don't know.
00:14:00.000 Maybe there is something.
00:14:01.000 He is a staple in so many young men's group chats because, again, the guy might be fine.
00:14:05.000 I don't know.
00:14:07.000 Just stop posting, dog.
00:14:08.000 But he just ends up in group chats as the, hey, at least your life isn't this, bro.
00:14:13.000 Don't feel bad.
00:14:14.000 And everyone's like, you're right.
00:14:16.000 You know, you're right.
00:14:17.000 I can keep going.
00:14:18.000 What's hard is I can't tell if he's happy.
00:14:20.000 I don't know either.
00:14:21.000 Because he doesn't really smile.
00:14:22.000 He looks like he's having a good time.
00:14:24.000 There's a couple videos where he was picking up the kid and he was smiling and playing with the kid.
00:14:29.000 He says, my wife's hot.
00:14:31.000 He could be crazy.
00:14:32.000 He calls her crazy.
00:14:33.000 He could be a genius.
00:14:33.000 There could be like this middle ground.
00:14:35.000 Like you've got the ultra rich, ultra high productive people putting out content all the time.
00:14:39.000 They're like, yes.
00:14:40.000 And then you got the woe is me.
00:14:41.000 My life sucks.
00:14:42.000 I'm a hoarder.
00:14:43.000 I'm stuck in my house.
00:14:44.000 And he's like, there's a middle path straight through this that is boring as hell, and people are going to love it.
00:14:48.000 He has more followers than me.
00:14:51.000 My point exactly.
00:14:52.000 I mean, hopefully the guy's making money.
00:14:56.000 I think he's monetized.
00:14:57.000 God bless him if he's making money.
00:14:59.000 I wish him the best.
00:15:01.000 Israel sends him checks all the time, apparently, so I guess he's making money.
00:15:04.000 His wife is actually making money, and she's making out the best here because she also is an influencer, a creator, I guess.
00:15:11.000 They're all the same.
00:15:12.000 And she drops clips as this Nashville content creator, notably never with him.
00:15:18.000 One tiny squat pulse had my legs shaking immediately.
00:15:21.000 Anyways, here's us getting very high before a 7 a.m. class.
00:15:24.000 But your girl has been trying to get back into a workout routine that actually feels good for my body.
00:15:28.000 So I was honestly excited to try their sculpt class.
00:15:31.000 So just imagine like Pilates mixed with strength training where the tiniest movements burn the most.
00:15:36.000 I do love it.
00:15:37.000 Hell yeah.
00:15:38.000 She's getting herself back into dating black guy shape.
00:15:42.000 Well, that's the thing.
00:15:45.000 If you watch this guy, if you watch this guy's videos, she's got to be thick.
00:15:52.000 He's listening to all the newest rap music and he talks like a black guy.
00:15:56.000 He's acting like a black guy.
00:15:57.000 It's like she wants to date a black guy, but without the black.
00:16:01.000 It's like she's like, I had a black guy, I had a black guy, and then we have two black guys.
00:16:05.000 You mean without the black guys?
00:16:06.000 That's what, oh, I didn't say that.
00:16:08.000 I did.
00:16:09.000 It seems like she heard the criticism too because apparently she featured him in two of the previous three reels without featuring him forever.
00:16:16.000 Ah, someone's reading the comments.
00:16:19.000 Don't change who you are.
00:16:20.000 You stay true to who you are.
00:16:22.000 Hey, I think it's great, though.
00:16:23.000 This guy, he's out there.
00:16:24.000 He's doing all, he's taking the kid to school.
00:16:26.000 He's doing all the work.
00:16:27.000 He's taking care of the house.
00:16:27.000 She gets to sit on the couch, get some spaghetti dinner.
00:16:30.000 She won't kill her kids, probably because of it.
00:16:32.000 Oh, crazy.
00:16:33.000 That's all the things that she needs to kill her kids, apparently.
00:16:36.000 It's true, yes.
00:16:37.000 I think we should just segue to the next story off that.
00:16:42.000 Yeah, that's what I was trying to do.
00:16:45.000 Speaking of which, why do you have to do that to me?
00:16:46.000 You know, like, see, I had this entire first.
00:16:49.000 Part was going to be fun for me, and then I knew there was like something not going to be fun, and that's where we are now.
00:16:53.000 And you brought us to the not fun.
00:16:57.000 I didn't make the show mad worse than anything that we have to do with.
00:17:00.000 No, that's not fair.
00:17:02.000 Quality segue that Josh had.
00:17:05.000 Thank you, Josh.
00:17:06.000 I did step all over it, but just toss it aside.
00:17:09.000 Okay, fine.
00:17:10.000 We're going to get to the subject that's going to make me angry, and they want that, and I understand it.
00:17:15.000 I get it now.
00:17:16.000 I do this to Steven all the time.
00:17:17.000 You guys are doing it to me.
00:17:18.000 I guess it's fair play.
00:17:20.000 Lindsey Clancy.
00:17:21.000 Her fate is in the hands of the jury, which is comprised of nine women and three men.
00:17:26.000 That's a little weird.
00:17:27.000 That's trouble.
00:17:29.000 That is definitely, I mean, okay, listen, I would make the same argument.
00:17:33.000 I think people can be rational and make good decisions.
00:17:35.000 I hope they do this.
00:17:36.000 We'll wait to see what their decision is, but I'm skeptical that it's ever going to be a good decision.
00:17:43.000 But this happened during closing arguments, and I think you sent this in and we just didn't talk about it because I was like, we're in a good place.
00:17:48.000 Like, we're taking chats, we're having fun, we're having a laugh.
00:17:51.000 Let's not do this.
00:17:53.000 But during closing arguments, her lawyer.
00:17:56.000 Said that she was a darn good mother and then blamed the meds.
00:18:04.000 This young lady did nothing wrong in her life.
00:18:10.000 Really?
00:18:11.000 What?
00:18:11.000 She was a nurse, a daughter, a wife.
00:18:15.000 We don't have problems with that.
00:18:17.000 And a darn good mother.
00:18:19.000 That's.
00:18:20.000 Wow.
00:18:20.000 How does.
00:18:27.000 Turn into this.
00:18:30.000 It's a picture of her in the hospital, is that right?
00:18:32.000 Well, she jumped out a window.
00:18:33.000 Yeah, I don't give a damn about that picture.
00:18:37.000 I thought it was going to be a picture of her dead kids.
00:18:39.000 Whoa.
00:18:40.000 He wouldn't do that.
00:18:44.000 Give me the last part again.
00:18:46.000 When he puts up the picture, let's just listen to what he says.
00:18:48.000 Why did this all happen?
00:18:52.000 Turn into this.
00:18:57.000 How?
00:18:59.000 Because of the damn medicine and the lousy medical care that she got.
00:19:05.000 Oh, it's all the meds and the lousy care that she got.
00:19:09.000 Okay, I understand what you're trying to say here.
00:19:12.000 She was prescribed 13 meds, but the drugs in her system when she was in the hospital after trying to kill herself, after killing her three kids one by one and chasing one of them down, was below therapeutic levels and it's inconsistent with being a contributing factor to a suicide attempt.
00:19:27.000 We don't even really know what was in her system prior to the murder of her three kids because she took some stuff afterwards.
00:19:35.000 We have no idea what drugs were in her system and for how long, right now.
00:19:39.000 At least they haven't presented that evidence in court.
00:19:40.000 To my knowledge, if I'm wrong, let me know.
00:19:42.000 She was also never officially diagnosed with postpartum psychosis after seeing at least five doctors.
00:19:52.000 Oh, okay.
00:19:52.000 I was thinking, well, maybe she had a bad doctor.
00:19:54.000 No.
00:19:55.000 And she should get a second or third or fourth or fifth of the medications.
00:19:56.000 Everybody's just been talking about postpartum psychosis as if she's actually been diagnosed officially with it.
00:20:03.000 No, no, no.
00:20:03.000 It just must be this postpartum.
00:20:04.000 Listen, that's a real thing.
00:20:06.000 Fine.
00:20:07.000 It's not like it's ADHD.
00:20:08.000 But she's not diagnosed with it.
00:20:10.000 Everybody's been talking about 13 prescription medications.
00:20:12.000 She didn't have them all in her system.
00:20:14.000 Some people have the number at around six.
00:20:16.000 We couldn't confirm it, so we're not going to tell you that's exactly what it was.
00:20:20.000 Can we stop with the she's a good mother and how did she end up in a hospital bed after trying to commit suicide?
00:20:26.000 I don't care.
00:20:27.000 I wish she had succeeded.
00:20:29.000 As quickly and efficiently as possible, this woman is removed from society forever, period, and not in a mental institution.
00:20:39.000 She was also a labor and delivery nurse.
00:20:43.000 She knows better.
00:20:44.000 She had more access to help than anybody in this country that doesn't work in labor and delivery.
00:20:50.000 She could have made a phone call immediately and would have been taken seriously by anybody on the other end that she had worked with, doctors and nurses included.
00:20:57.000 I know this for a fact.
00:21:00.000 This is ridiculous.
00:21:02.000 She had her husband, she had grandparents helping, she had a nanny, she had everything.
00:21:09.000 This woman killed her kids.
00:21:11.000 Stop making it about her.
00:21:13.000 Start making it about the kids.
00:21:15.000 And listen.
00:21:18.000 Just to lighten things up just a little bit, I know we're all thinking the same thing.
00:21:20.000 What in the world was that woman in the corner doing?
00:21:37.000 Listen, we got to soften this up just a little bit.
00:21:39.000 Because that's how you feed a horse.
00:21:42.000 That's a really small hose to start with to get to the feed bag.
00:21:45.000 So it must be like small pellets.