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00:00:03.000 Subject for today Now see I don't know if you can tell what was going on that

00:00:18.000 slurp I was My tongue was going side to side.

00:00:22.000 Why?

00:00:23.000 That's a visual now.

00:00:24.000 The snake.

00:00:25.000 No.

00:00:25.000 Like a serpent.

00:00:26.000 In honor of RBG.

00:00:27.000 It goes out and flips.

00:00:29.000 Because she ate from the tree of knowledge of good and evil.

00:00:32.000 She was a very knowledgeable... Why am I saying was?

00:00:34.000 It's an allegory.

00:00:35.000 I don't know why I'm saying was.

00:00:36.000 She's right here with us.

00:00:37.000 How are you doing there, RBG?

00:00:38.000 Oh, hey guys.

00:00:40.000 Nice to be here with you all.

00:00:42.000 Right.

00:00:44.000 Hey, Dave Landau is here from Compound Media.

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00:00:53.000 We'll be talking about RBG's replacement, most likely replacement, Amy Coney Barrett today, as well as going through the top liberal freakouts because we feel like we haven't really sort of hit on this.

00:01:03.000 since the election.

00:01:05.000 And I just found that I have a key to something must be very valuable underneath my microphone.

00:01:09.000 Oh wow, that's on TV.

00:01:11.000 Well they don't know where it is if I have no idea.

00:01:13.000 You guys can't just be putting keys around the place.

00:01:15.000 That's to my hotel.

00:01:17.000 Oh, that's awkward.

00:01:19.000 I said a value.

00:01:21.000 He just hands those out like greeting cards.

00:01:23.000 That's true, I am a whore.

00:01:25.000 I need a hundred room keys please.

00:01:27.000 It's like, uh, I need a hundred room keys, please.

00:01:29.000 Gerald A. is here.

00:01:31.000 That's what happens at La Quinta.

00:01:34.000 But they're upgrading.

00:01:35.000 Good for them.

00:01:35.000 Them and Best Western.

00:01:37.000 So ditch your Ritz frequent flyer card and go on down to La Quinta.

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00:01:44.000 Hood Pass.

00:01:44.000 I don't care.

00:01:45.000 So my question of the day here is...

00:01:48.000 Do you think that the experience with Kavanaugh, do you think it's changed the way, sort of setting the precedent as we're going to be appointing Supreme Court nominations?

00:01:55.000 Do you think that, what do you expect to happen?

00:01:58.000 Right now, what do you expect to happen with Amy Coney Barrett or, what do you expect to happen there RBG?

00:02:04.000 Weekend at RBG's.

00:02:06.000 I don't like her very much.

00:02:09.000 I hope that Trump picks someone else.

00:02:12.000 Death has not been kind to her mental acuity.

00:02:15.000 She's slower.

00:02:17.000 I disagreed with her on everything, but she was sharp for a 98 year old.

00:02:23.000 Death really takes it out of you.

00:02:24.000 It does.

00:02:26.000 He's a little sexy though.

00:02:29.000 She's getting a little hotter every day. 0.99

00:02:31.000 You were into the whole Christina Ricci, Evan Rachel Wood alternative look.

00:02:34.000 That's true.

00:02:35.000 It's almost like she shops at Hot Topic.

00:02:37.000 I actually put a room key down her shirt. 0.99

00:02:39.000 No, minutes ago.

00:02:42.000 There's a studded belt in her closet somewhere.

00:02:44.000 Desperate.

00:02:45.000 And a t-shirt that says, uh, I haven't had my second cup of coffee yet, so you're not talking.

00:02:50.000 You know, one of those things.

00:02:52.000 Oh, you Pinterest moms who neglect your children. 1.00

00:02:55.000 It's wine o'clock somewhere.

00:02:56.000 It's wine o'clock somewhere.

00:02:58.000 Don't cross that line.

00:02:59.000 Wine is just fine. Yeah, well, no, it's not. See, you're the guy who would wear that t-shirt. He's

00:03:03.000 a sommelier. He wants everyone to know. All right, before we move on, here is a clip. You know,

00:03:07.000 we've talked about how some people have talked about Donald Trump eroding norms. Yeah, right.

00:03:11.000 And when we get to the Supreme Court, the top liberal freecouts, also the CDC guidelines. I

00:03:15.000 don't know if you know this. They released some new guidelines about the COVID and then they removed

00:03:17.000 the guidelines. And there's a conspiracy. But the truth is, truth is they just don't know shit. That's the conspiracy

00:03:22.000 really is people don't know and we'll get to that but first let's talk about

00:03:26.000 eroding trust in American institutions. We have ironically the straightest

00:03:30.000 of the three gay leading hosts being Anderson Cooper, Don Lemon and Brian Stelter

00:03:34.000 not buying it.

00:03:35.000 I don't want to pay nuisance money! I'm straight!

00:03:39.000 I swear to God!

00:03:42.000 Don Lemon, let's go.

00:03:43.000 No matter what happens, everybody sticks with the team.

00:03:45.000 We're going to have to blow up the entire system.

00:03:48.000 What?

00:03:48.000 And you know what we're going to have to do?

00:03:50.000 You just got a vote?

00:03:51.000 Honestly, from what your closing argument is, you're going to have to get rid of the Electoral College.

00:03:58.000 Because the minority in this country decides who the judges are and they decide who the president is.

00:04:02.000 Really?

00:04:02.000 But you need a constitutional amendment to do that.

00:04:04.000 And if Democrats, if Joe Biden wins, Democrats can sack the courts, and they can do that amendment, and they can get it passed.

00:04:11.000 Well, you need two-thirds vote in the Congress and three-quarters in the state legislatures.

00:04:15.000 They may be able to do that.

00:04:16.000 Maybe.

00:04:16.000 First off, he didn't burn the system down, then he used the term sack.

00:04:20.000 This guy has violence on the brain.

00:04:25.000 And then, does anyone else appreciate the irony?

00:04:27.000 He said, the minority are selecting judges.

00:04:30.000 Yeah, you're right.

00:04:31.000 The whole point of the Electoral College was to protect the rights of the minority from the mob of the majority.

00:04:38.000 Are you still black?

00:04:39.000 Are you still gay? 0.68

00:04:40.000 I don't understand.

00:04:41.000 Did you leave that at the door when it came to Amy Coney Barrett?

00:04:44.000 You're no longer a gay black man because you're checking a few boxes. 1.00

00:04:48.000 I think the most impressive thing is he made Cuomo the lesser look smart.

00:04:52.000 Yeah, he was like, don't go there.

00:04:54.000 He made Cuomo pull out his insightful ginsu knife.

00:04:59.000 You should go out and vote.

00:05:01.000 I think I put an end to that brush fire.

00:05:04.000 He said he had to have the constitutional amendment and three quarters of state legislature, three quarter vote, like all this stuff.

00:05:09.000 I was like, he actually knows this!

00:05:10.000 But I am looking forward very much to my charity MMA match with Chris Cuomo on October 3rd.

00:05:15.000 Yes, I'm excited.

00:05:16.000 It's going to be great.

00:05:17.000 It's going to be a lot of fun.

00:05:19.000 I just hope he shows up in shape and we'll be sure to drug test Chris.

00:05:22.000 You have to.

00:05:23.000 Will the money go to fixing the holes in all the masks?

00:05:26.000 No, they'll be going to fixing the holes in his HGH enlarged heart.

00:05:31.000 Are the holes in his story about having COVID?

00:05:38.000 Or just beat a guy in a thick-biked bicycle.

00:05:41.000 Thick wall.

00:05:41.000 Thick tires.

00:05:43.000 You should just come out with a shirt that says Fredo.

00:05:45.000 That was the saddest thing.

00:05:47.000 No, it'll go to those less fortunate who can't afford regulation-sized basketball rims.

00:05:56.000 The reason that this matters is because the narrative that they had been pushing the entire, I shouldn't say the entire, presidential four years here.

00:06:06.000 Really, it's just been the last few months.

00:06:07.000 So throughout the four years, they were trying to erode trust in institutions.

00:06:10.000 Now, when they say Donald Trump was trying to erode trust in American institutions, see, they see just as valid, for example, the checks and balances of three branches of government, the Supreme Court, the media.

00:06:18.000 So in other words, they think that Donald Trump taking aim at CNN or Brian Stelter's reliable sources is just as bad as them talking about fundamentally changing

00:06:27.000 the constitutional parameters of government and the Supreme Court.

00:06:30.000 But don't take my word for it.

00:06:31.000 Here is Don Lemon saying something to this effect.

00:06:35.000 That is the president's strategy post-Mueller.

00:06:39.000 Surround himself with cheering fans.

00:06:42.000 Ignore lawful requests from Congress.

00:06:45.000 Trample over democratic institutions and laws.

00:06:46.000 Lawful requests like you not burning things down?

00:06:49.000 The question is, will he get away with it?

00:06:52.000 That doesn't count.

00:06:53.000 The question is, will you let him get away with it?

00:06:57.000 He just asked if you were going to burn everything down.

00:07:01.000 Does anyone else just get really bothered when they act as if they're talking to you directly?

00:07:05.000 If you were like, will you let him get away with it?

00:07:07.000 I don't know.

00:07:07.000 Let me get the President of the United States on my speed dial.

00:07:11.000 I think I see a lot of my T-Mobile favorites.

00:07:14.000 I've been saving up some rollover minutes.

00:07:17.000 I've got a cricket.

00:07:19.000 I think he was saying the same thing about Eric Holder when he lied before Congress, and he was just as upset then, I think.

00:07:24.000 And this isn't whataboutism.

00:07:26.000 You're not serious.

00:07:27.000 This is not serious concern.

00:07:29.000 No, this is the problem.

00:07:30.000 Again, they think the most valuable, the most trusted American institution is the media and Hollywood.

00:07:35.000 And then they say, let's just sack the Supreme Court. 0.99

00:07:37.000 Let's burn the whole system down, despite the fact that there's a precedent of this 29 times.

00:07:43.000 Of a president during an election year nominating someone.

00:07:46.000 And when it's the same party?

00:07:47.000 90% of the time it's the same party, not a divided government like Obama when he was trying to do Merrick Garland with the Senate.

00:07:52.000 Guess what?

00:07:53.000 It was confirmed!

00:07:54.000 9 out of 10 times!

00:07:56.000 An outgoing president when there was a Republican or a Democrat president and the same party Senate.

00:08:00.000 This isn't new!

00:08:01.000 No, it's not.

00:08:02.000 And the Founding Fathers foresaw idiots like Don Lemon and Cuomo the Lesser, because they were like, let's make this really hard for somebody to be pissed off and just change the system on a whim, because they're not getting their way.

00:08:11.000 Let's make it hard for five-year-olds.

00:08:13.000 I don't think they ever foresaw an aging Johnny Mathis, gay black man, talking about how we need to trample on the rights of the minority. 0.98

00:08:21.000 Like, oh, that's one angry runaway!

00:08:23.000 Yeah, they foresaw stupidity.

00:08:25.000 They foresaw five-year-olds throwing a temper tantrum when they don't get their way, and they said, okay, let's design a system that won't let them be in charge.

00:08:31.000 Boy, that man with the citrus fruit name was going to town on the boy with the buggy whip in the outhouse.

00:08:36.000 Now I've seen everything.

00:08:37.000 What's that?

00:08:39.000 This man, Brian, claims that he's not a homosexual. 0.73

00:08:43.000 Now I've seen everything.

00:08:44.000 Can you imagine a fruit named after a fruit?

00:08:47.000 Come on.

00:08:48.000 Oh, please.

00:08:48.000 That's bananas.

00:08:49.000 The irony is so rich you'll get gout, as though you just ate a bunch of fruit.

00:08:54.000 I don't know if that's what works.

00:08:55.000 Is there uric acid in fruit?

00:08:57.000 Come.

00:08:59.000 I like to be blunt.

00:09:05.000 It is by the way this is of course Donald Trump has announced that he is going to he's going to announce his pick on Saturday so he announced that he's making an announcement by the way Anyway, we have another 45 minutes of show today if you have not joined up yet.

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00:09:41.000 That sums it up.

00:09:42.000 It's very uninteresting to me, Ben Segar.

00:09:43.000 You guys can't get enough of it, apparently.

00:09:46.000 Really quickly, let's go to CNN, where Jim Sciutto apparently said, give me the high and tight, but only on the sides.

00:09:54.000 But the reality is, until we identify a safe and effective vaccine through some of these phase three studies, Why is there a Batman costume behind him?

00:10:05.000 He's broadcasting from Don Lemon's closet.

00:10:07.000 I don't know if you noticed that multi-pronged swing.

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00:10:15.000 Maybe they're TRX fans.

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00:10:26.000 Seriously, it looks like Jim Schuetto went in and said, give me the flock of seagulls, but I don't want to commit.

00:10:31.000 I feel like he's in a van outside of an elementary school.

00:10:35.000 Just with his candies and coffee.

00:10:38.000 Hold on a second, grab one of the PEZ dispensers, his hand just goes out a window.

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00:12:02.000 Alright, before we get to Amy Coney Barrett, and I know a lot of you haven't been, let me ask you this, comment below, before we get to that segment, have you been familiar with, no, not right now there Dave, he has a cue here, he's not exactly sure, have you known anything about Amy Coney Barrett before this?

00:12:17.000 But first, we just wanted to sort of clear the palette with a top liberal freakout, who of course we all remember the freakout, this has sort of become old hat, at election, when he was inaugurated here.

00:12:27.000 We'll lead this off.

00:12:28.000 Donald J. Trump is now President of the United States.

00:12:34.000 It's still funny!

00:12:35.000 It's still funny.

00:12:36.000 I'm a great honor to be able to introduce for the first time ever anywhere the 45th

00:12:43.000 president of the United States of America, Donald Trump.

00:12:47.000 Alright, that's enough of that.

00:12:49.000 Had an Oswaldist gene.

00:12:51.000 Yes, really has.

00:12:52.000 And that's also why I don't buy it when women say, you don't know pain, you haven't given birth. 1.00

00:12:56.000 It's like, but you know what?

00:12:56.000 You were wincing when Donald Trump became president.

00:13:00.000 I don't think you know.

00:13:02.000 It's about relative, like guys have lived their whole life where, you know, you're getting kicked in the nuts.

00:13:06.000 You're getting, you're rough housing.

00:13:08.000 Like one point I rubbed a cheese grater on my brother's forehead when we were doing backyard wrestling.

00:13:11.000 These are things that build up the toughness.

00:13:13.000 You did this.

00:13:15.000 Like, you dislocated a joint because Donald Trump became- because someone lost an election.

00:13:21.000 It's painful, bro.

00:13:21.000 It's very sad.

00:13:23.000 And this is- so now we'll get some more recent ones.

00:13:25.000 And sometimes- these ones, a lot of them I thought were actually fake.

00:13:28.000 Do you ever get this, Dave, where like you see the reactions now where you're- this has to be a parody, there might be some brilliant Borat-type comedian.

00:13:34.000 A couple of the recent ones, but usually by the end you can tell they're psychologically broken.

00:13:39.000 At first you're like, this is a joke.

00:13:40.000 There's truth in there.

00:13:41.000 We need help.

00:13:42.000 And we say this is two psychologically broken people.

00:13:45.000 We can pick them out.

00:13:45.000 We're like, oh, I know what happened.

00:13:47.000 I know you.

00:13:47.000 That one's a dirty aunt.

00:13:50.000 So here's another one that I love.

00:13:51.000 This is a TikTok girl freaking out, which I'm just so glad that we ban it unless the deal goes through. 1.00

00:13:56.000 Freaking out over pro-lifers.

00:13:59.000 to people that are pro-life.

00:14:02.000 I f***ing hate you!

00:14:04.000 Woah.

00:14:05.000 Why can't women have abortions? 1.00

00:14:07.000 Well, do you really want to hear the reasons?

00:14:09.000 We can list them.

00:14:11.000 I'm driving down the f***ing road, I'm in a mental breakdown.

00:14:13.000 And I just want to say, all you people are so f***ing stupid!

00:14:18.000 I'm like...

00:14:20.000 AHHHHHHH!

00:14:22.000 Don't you love when she's there stupid and then can't think of what to say next?

00:14:25.000 Stop bringing these f***ing kids into horrible f***ing homes just because you're pro-birth! 0.78

00:14:32.000 You're f***ing stupid!

00:14:33.000 Yeah, me too.

00:14:34.000 Stop bringing these f***ing kids into horrible f***ing homes just because you're pro-birth! 0.78

00:14:40.000 You're f***ing stupid!

00:14:42.000 And I wish I had been f***ing aborted!

00:14:45.000 Oh, okay.

00:14:46.000 Oh, my God!

00:14:48.000 That's usually a thing where people say that when you express a pro- They're like, I wish you'd been aborted.

00:14:51.000 It's like, oh, wow, great.

00:14:53.000 I've done open mics too.

00:14:54.000 Yeah.

00:14:56.000 Well, and in fairness, I don't want to see her kids.

00:14:58.000 So if I have to vote, that's how I think abortion should work. 0.98

00:15:01.000 We just vote on the person.

00:15:02.000 Right.

00:15:02.000 Yes.

00:15:02.000 And I agree.

00:15:03.000 She shouldn't have kids. 1.00

00:15:04.000 I don't so much.

00:15:05.000 I mean, I also don't want to see her kids, but I really don't want to see them crowning.

00:15:08.000 No.

00:15:09.000 No.

00:15:10.000 What is crowning?

00:15:10.000 Is it the woman crowning or is it the baby crowning?

00:15:12.000 Can you imagine her screaming?

00:15:14.000 The baby is crowning out of a woman.

00:15:14.000 Is the baby crowning?

00:15:17.000 I WISH THAT I'D NEVER MADE THAT MISTAKE IN AN IHOP BATHROOM!

00:15:21.000 NOTHING GOOD HAPPENS AT WAFFLE HOUSE OR THE FOLLOW-UP CONSEQUENCES!

00:15:27.000 This is why I think abortion should be reassessed at the age of 20.

00:15:30.000 The age that we should go, listen, you're right.

00:15:35.000 We should have gotten rid of you.

00:15:37.000 That's not too far from RBG's views, right?

00:15:39.000 She was a fan of the singer Eugenicist.

00:15:43.000 What was your line up there on late-term abortion, RBG?

00:15:47.000 I'm down for that.

00:15:50.000 I noticed that death has also changed your lingo.

00:15:54.000 Maybe a little bit.

00:15:55.000 Do you feel like it's upped your hip game?

00:16:00.000 Yeah, I'd say so.

00:16:01.000 You're about as quick as a TikTok girl. 0.99

00:16:03.000 She has the same look on abortion as female Chinese babies. 0.99

00:16:10.000 Either way, there's a tub of water.

00:16:12.000 No, that's true.

00:16:13.000 We'll get to the Amy Coney Barrett thing in a little bit, but that's the thing when they

00:16:18.000 talk about she was against selective abortion.

00:16:21.000 There are a lot in China, that's the idea, they only want to have boys because they provide 1.00

00:16:24.000 for the family.

00:16:25.000 This idea that it's, oh my gosh, it's heinous that a woman would not want people to be able 0.84

00:16:29.000 to abort because a baby might have a slight defect or be, God forbid, a woman. 0.98

00:16:33.000 It's amazing that the left wants to, I mean, they've already enacted a holocaust against

00:16:37.000 black americans at this point we look at the millions who've been out there and

00:16:40.000 they want to do it again Yep.

00:16:43.000 And that's why they have the lobster pot. 1.00

00:16:49.000 Let's go to this next clip, which is another TikTok girl. 0.98

00:16:52.000 Nothing good happens on TikTok, where this girl is complaining. 0.70

00:16:56.000 I think we had to pull this from Facebook because you couldn't find it anywhere.

00:16:59.000 I don't think it was removed.

00:17:00.000 I think the girl was ashamed.

00:17:04.000 As she should be.

00:17:06.000 Shame.

00:17:06.000 We need to bring back shame.

00:17:08.000 It's a helpful thing.

00:17:09.000 I'm bringing shaming back.

00:17:11.000 No, that's not.

00:17:11.000 That's what I think.

00:17:16.000 Uh, here she is, a TikTok girl telling progressives to vote for Biden, which would seem benign enough. 0.83

00:17:21.000 Not how she does it. 0.94

00:17:22.000 Listen kiddo, I get it.

00:17:24.000 I don't like the two-party system.

00:17:26.000 I think our country's corrupt.

00:17:27.000 And quite frankly, I don't want to vote for Biden.

00:17:30.000 It feels like voting for a Republican.

00:17:32.000 But I'm gonna do it!

00:17:33.000 You wanna know why?

00:17:35.000 Because the alternative is a f***ing fascist!

00:17:38.000 A fascist is a fascist!

00:17:40.000 Maybe we can have the conversation about dismantling the two-party system when a fascist isn't running!

00:17:47.000 Maybe we can do that later, kiddo!

00:17:50.000 Champ!

00:17:51.000 Chief!

00:17:53.000 Maybe we can talk about it later!

00:17:56.000 Let's talk about how you're It's Pat and one of the Sprockets.

00:18:02.000 I think there should be more women growing out the pointy sideburns. 1.00

00:18:07.000 It's like you can't grow real sideburns unless you're in transition, in which case, good for you.

00:18:12.000 But they do the fake sideburns.

00:18:14.000 I don't know a single guy who's like, you know what?

00:18:15.000 I want a broad with sideburns.

00:18:17.000 You give me the worst Beatles haircut.

00:18:21.000 Can you ensure no one will like me ever based on looks alone?

00:18:23.000 Not quite the Beatles, but the touring Reign Beatles cover band.

00:18:27.000 I want to look like that.

00:18:29.000 And here's the thing, she doesn't understand.

00:18:31.000 These are people, again, this is an example.

00:18:32.000 We can examine the behavior, but let me be truthful here.

00:18:35.000 That is someone who has never had accountability.

00:18:37.000 Someone who sits there and goes, you know what?

00:18:39.000 When I'm mad, I do this!

00:18:40.000 And doesn't have anyone going, oh, you look like a lesbian psychopath. 1.00

00:18:44.000 You look like a lesbian domestic abusing psychopath when you do that, and you're unattractive, and you know what? 1.00

00:18:51.000 Get some crust whitening mouthwash.

00:18:53.000 There are just a few corrections you can make, but no one says that.

00:18:55.000 They go, oh, you know what?

00:18:56.000 I can tell you're feisty.

00:18:57.000 She goes, I should upload this online.

00:18:59.000 This is not someone who's ever learned to control their anger.

00:19:02.000 And I say this is someone with anger issues.

00:19:05.000 I threw a seltzer water through the jiprock.

00:19:09.000 Gyprock. 0.98

00:19:09.000 What is it, drywall gyprock? 0.98

00:19:10.000 It's drywall in America.

00:19:12.000 Oh, wow.

00:19:12.000 It worked in construction.

00:19:13.000 It's gypsum or rock.

00:19:14.000 Gypsum or rock?

00:19:15.000 I don't think you call it gyprock.

00:19:16.000 I don't know.

00:19:17.000 You just make your own things up.

00:19:19.000 I've thrown a lot of things.

00:19:22.000 I, too, have thrown things, Steven.

00:19:23.000 I've thrown many things.

00:19:24.000 Like that last girl threw a baby. 0.90

00:19:26.000 Didn't go through the wall, though.

00:19:28.000 They bounce.

00:19:28.000 They bounce back.

00:19:29.000 She has no responsibility or accountability.

00:19:29.000 But you're right.

00:19:31.000 Her parents never told her she was wrong.

00:19:33.000 You know, her dad was just like, look, just whatever.

00:19:35.000 Just do what you want.

00:19:36.000 I just hope we have a son that wants to play catch.

00:19:39.000 At some point, I can have joy in my life, because you're not providing it, that's for sure.

00:19:43.000 I'll play catch, Dad!

00:19:44.000 I'm not raising any San Francisco, now slowly encroaching on Oakland grandchildren.

00:19:48.000 No, you're not playing catch with me.

00:19:49.000 I'm a very disappointed dad.

00:19:50.000 She also doesn't understand the definition of a fascist, obviously.

00:19:54.000 If she's calling Donald Trump the fascist, she really clearly has no grasp of history.

00:19:58.000 Please tell me no one has seen my penis today.

00:20:01.000 I just realized I'm wearing these pajamas.

00:20:03.000 And these are the ones where, what is it with pajamas?

00:20:03.000 That's under the desk, you're good.

00:20:05.000 Does that include the text you sent me?

00:20:09.000 I'm not joking.

00:20:09.000 You know how all men's pajamas, they have the button way up and then the way wide hole at the bottom?

00:20:15.000 I was just feeling like, oh, it's kind of drafty.

00:20:17.000 I thought it was because these were silk.

00:20:18.000 Is that like the Don Lemon line?

00:20:20.000 I'm fine now, but good Lord.

00:20:22.000 Yeah, I think it is just in case your wife wants to make love and you just want to take it out one area. 0.61

00:20:27.000 Just the one.

00:20:29.000 Yeah, because women love that, when you're wearing footies, and you're just like, ah, you will see no part of my body other than the weird alien-looking section.

00:20:38.000 Yeah, it's the no glory hole.

00:20:41.000 It's not even the same color as the rest of my body.

00:20:44.000 And I figure that's your thing.

00:20:45.000 Hey, by the way, if you're subscribed, hit the notification bell, because subscriptions don't mean a whole lot on YouTube.

00:20:50.000 Notifications will let you know on your mobile device, especially because we do a lot of live streaming right now.

00:20:55.000 Maybe.

00:20:56.000 Depending on how Susan Wojcicki feels that day.

00:21:00.000 Hopefully it's a good day for it.

00:21:01.000 Really, notifications don't go out for four to eight days out of the month.

00:21:07.000 I don't laugh because it's true.

00:21:08.000 Wow, that got quiet really quickly.

00:21:10.000 It's a joke, you guys!

00:21:12.000 It's a show that's here for fun!

00:21:13.000 How's that branching off?

00:21:15.000 Hit the notification bell.

00:21:17.000 And here's another one where a woman just recently reacted, I use the term loosely, reacted to Ruth Bader Ginsburg's alleged death.

00:21:25.000 Holy f***ing s***, you guys!

00:21:29.000 I said this was a parody.

00:21:29.000 I don't need to clarify, but I just got a notification that Ruth Bader Ginsburg died!

00:21:37.000 Could this year get any f***ing worse?!

00:21:42.000 Ruth, you just had to make it to 2021!

00:21:46.000 She was shaking in her chair like Percy didn't wet the sponge.

00:21:51.000 And you know there's someone right there that you don't see, but there's someone in the left lane just like...

00:22:00.000 I'm just kiting a wide swath around her.

00:22:00.000 It's helpful.

00:22:03.000 That's why young women have fewer accidents than men. 0.87

00:22:05.000 Anytime I see a young woman or a teenage woman, I just, I give them as many lanes as possible. 1.00

00:22:09.000 Speed up or slow down, whatever you have.

00:22:11.000 And then I inevitably drive into a pole.

00:22:13.000 Ah, yeah.

00:22:14.000 Actually, her transitioning son is hiding behind her. 0.98

00:22:16.000 Yes.

00:22:17.000 I love how she gets mad at RBG for dying.

00:22:20.000 You only had to make it a little while longer, selfish woman! 1.00

00:22:23.000 People gave her flack for that. 0.94

00:22:23.000 You know what, though? 0.94

00:22:25.000 I think she was right.

00:22:27.000 I think she was right.

00:22:27.000 I think RBG, if she really cared so much—in other words, people are saying now the dying wish, which thank God there's no dying wish clause in the Constitution.

00:22:36.000 But, you know, I think that she was being selfish about it.

00:22:39.000 If she really didn't want President Trump or someone other than Barack Obama or a Democrat, if she really didn't want someone to appoint before her death, she should have retired. 0.66

00:22:48.000 She should, but that's not the point she's making.

00:22:49.000 No, I know that Sheryl is stupid, but I'm just saying it's a valid point.

00:22:53.000 I would be upset, too.

00:22:53.000 She should have retired.

00:22:54.000 But this just goes to show that they didn't think that Donald Trump had any chance of winning.

00:22:58.000 One more benefit of Hillary Clinton losing. 0.99

00:23:00.000 One more benefit of Hillary Clinton. 1.00

00:23:02.000 I have heard that Kazam might grant the wish.

00:23:06.000 Jack does a lot of stuff.

00:23:08.000 Have you heard the Mandela effect where people think it was Shazam?

00:23:11.000 Yeah.

00:23:12.000 And like Berenstain Bears was different with the I and the E?

00:23:15.000 I had a guy who I knew who went off and was like, no, it was Shazam.

00:23:18.000 I'm like, ah, I remember seeing it.

00:23:19.000 It was Kazam.

00:23:21.000 Even as a kid when we were reading Berenstain Bears, I was like, this is a very Christian group for a Jewish fellow.

00:23:29.000 They talk about Jesus a lot.

00:23:31.000 Weird.

00:23:31.000 In a positive light.

00:23:33.000 Not a word of traitor in here.

00:23:39.000 Nothing about the blood of him on our children's children's children.

00:23:42.000 No!

00:23:44.000 Mel Gibson.

00:23:44.000 These Weinberg bears.

00:23:50.000 Have you had your fun?

00:23:51.000 Let's go to Amy Coney Barrett.

00:23:57.000 This is the likely replacement for Ruth Bader Ginsburg. 0.92

00:23:59.000 It's slow news day, people!

00:24:01.000 You saw the ride, you bought a ticket anyway.

00:24:04.000 We have weekend at RBGs here, okay?

00:24:07.000 If you're offended at this point, that's on you!

00:24:12.000 Sources have been saying that President Trump has already met with Amy Coney Barrett, I believe yesterday at the time of, depending on when you're watching this video.

00:24:18.000 To be clear, she's a devout Catholic, she's a conservative, and she has done a lot in her legal career while raising seven children.

00:24:26.000 Seven children.

00:24:26.000 Seven?

00:24:27.000 Even the New York Times, I think we have this article, they noticed that she has particularly strong credentials.

00:24:32.000 She graduated summa cum laude from Notre Dame Law.

00:24:35.000 And she was Scalia's favorite while she was clerking for him.

00:24:38.000 So here's actually a video from 2017, because I know a lot of you may have never met her, may not be familiar with her.

00:24:45.000 During the nomination for the Seventh Circuit Court of Appeals, I have to read this to make sure I don't get it wrong.

00:24:49.000 You got it wrong!

00:24:50.000 It wasn't the Seventh!

00:24:53.000 If you ever wanted a more clear depiction of good and evil, like as clear as spy versus spy in the back of a Mad Magazine, here is Feinstein and Barrett.

00:25:02.000 Watch the exchange.

00:25:04.000 I don't have an opening statement, but I would like to introduce my special guests.

00:25:08.000 First and foremost, behind me is my husband, Jesse.

00:25:11.000 We've been married for 18 years, with each year better than the last.

00:25:15.000 Jesse and I have seven children, as Senator Young mentioned.

00:25:18.000 Do you consider yourself an Orthodox Catholic?

00:25:21.000 I am a Catholic, Senator DeDurbin.

00:25:23.000 The dogma lives loudly within you.

00:25:27.000 What?

00:25:30.000 That's of concern.

00:25:31.000 Yeah, she tried to say she couldn't be a judge because she was a practicing Catholic as opposed to... well, listen, Feinstein,

00:25:37.000 not all of us can be completely unobservant Jews.

00:25:40.000 It is tough to do.

00:25:46.000 Yeah, and isn't that a religious test?

00:25:48.000 Yeah, and that's the thing.

00:25:50.000 I obviously have a problem with a religious litmus test.

00:25:53.000 The difference between, hey, are you a devout Catholic or are you devout Christian or Jewish and Muslim, is that the Quran is a politically prescriptive text.

00:26:02.000 They're not making an honest woman out of their daughters. 0.99

00:26:04.000 You have to kill Christians and Jews you have to subject people who do not convert to Dimitri, right? 1.00

00:26:09.000 There is an actual system of law The Quran is a book of law just as much as it is a book of

00:26:13.000 religion or theology But in this case, yeah Feinstein, I mean listen, you also

00:26:18.000 have like tons of kids, but in Catholicism, you don't marry them

00:26:22.000 Yeah, there's a difference and you even let them go out and select. They're not making an honest woman out of their 1.00

00:26:28.000 daughter They have daughters on the side. Yes 0.97

00:26:32.000 Hashtag not all Muslims Specifically what dogma what what dogma are you talking

00:26:38.000 Because you're basically just it's like a slur against Catholicism like there's zero chance that she's gonna list

00:26:38.000 about?

00:26:44.000 out like oh Here's my problem with you. Don't want people to die, right?

00:26:47.000 I think the Catholic Church has been really good on their penalty or death penalty position 1.00

00:26:50.000 They don't want you to have an abortion and kill an unborn baby, right?

00:26:54.000 They don't want you to have a late-term abortion They don't want you to change your mind after you have a 0.93

00:26:57.000 kid and then murder them because you're you know somewhat inconvenienced by their presence now.

00:27:02.000 Thank you for buying us time there.

00:27:03.000 Good Lord, I was running out of words!

00:27:05.000 I don't know if you remember the Joe Lewis cam.

00:27:08.000 He was trained, but this is why you never work with children and dogs.

00:27:10.000 Oh yeah, no, no, no.

00:27:11.000 We had a bit for him, and then Dave Lino was trying to wake him up.

00:27:14.000 He's positively inert.

00:27:16.000 Oh look, there you go, he gave you some movement.

00:27:17.000 What were we about to say there, Wade?

00:27:19.000 Yeah, but the point stands, she wasn't being specific.

00:27:23.000 No.

00:27:23.000 She was just saying, the dogma lives loudly within you.

00:27:27.000 Whatever that means.

00:27:28.000 O'Shea Palpatine?

00:27:29.000 Is that the terrible Jane Silence Bob movie?

00:27:32.000 I don't know, what do you mean?

00:27:36.000 You killed him.

00:27:39.000 Oh, you went there.

00:27:41.000 Touché.

00:27:42.000 I don't believe in things.

00:27:47.000 Not your best impression.

00:27:49.000 I'm just a Jew by name.

00:27:51.000 I don't think Israel has a right to exist. 1.00

00:27:54.000 I am Gozer.

00:28:00.000 So that was, they were trying to imply that she could not be a judge because she was a Christian.

00:28:03.000 Let me be really clear on kind of what her, for people who don't know some of her policies.

00:28:08.000 One is they're already bashing her right now because she supported due process on campuses. 0.99

00:28:12.000 You know the tribunals that people have for rape?

00:28:15.000 Every single one, I don't know if you've followed all these stories, almost every single huge mainstream rape story that got pressed was that UVA, false.

00:28:24.000 Mattress Girl, false. 0.98

00:28:26.000 Duke LaCrosse, false.

00:28:28.000 Lana Dunham, false. 0.86

00:28:29.000 Jacob Blake sexually assaulted a woman from what we know then violated the currently active warrant and restraining order to go to her house again where he committed sexual assault.

00:28:38.000 But let's let bygones be bygones depending on the profile of the person at this point.

00:28:45.000 He turned around.

00:28:46.000 And there won't be a Rolling Stone article about him actually committing sexual assault.

00:28:52.000 Right.

00:28:52.000 No, it won't be anywhere.

00:28:54.000 And Mattress Girl was a perfect example. 0.98

00:28:55.000 I was talking with a girl recently.

00:28:57.000 She didn't know that that was fake.

00:28:58.000 She had no idea that that guy was banned from his own graduation.

00:29:02.000 She was Glenn Close's fatal attraction, right?

00:29:04.000 Boiling the pet rabbit.

00:29:06.000 She was texting him the most profane triple X pornography you could possibly imagine. 0.91

00:29:10.000 He had already brought it to the attention of other people saying, I'm uncomfortable.

00:29:13.000 This girl is stalking me. 0.95

00:29:14.000 She said rape and because she has to go, she goes out there with a mattress. 1.00

00:29:18.000 Carrying a mattress around.

00:29:19.000 Like she's carrying the cross.

00:29:20.000 She's going out and everyone just all of a sudden believed her and the guy, his life was ruined.

00:29:24.000 And there are still people who might be hiring him for a job interview who think that he's a rapist, even though we know verifiably now that it's not true.

00:29:31.000 Just like some people still believe that Brett Kavanaugh was running a train, not on Flossie Ford, some other person who we don't even remember her name at this point.

00:29:38.000 And the mattress was a single.

00:29:39.000 It wasn't even like a queen or anything like that.

00:29:41.000 Well, if you're going to rape someone. 0.99

00:29:45.000 Please continue.

00:29:46.000 You gotta keep it close.

00:29:47.000 It's a single.

00:29:48.000 It can't be a couch?

00:29:51.000 She didn't have the leg strength for a couch. 0.91

00:29:57.000 I just want to say Lena Dunham has raped us all visually with every video she's put out. 0.99

00:30:03.000 Nice recovery.

00:30:04.000 By the way, what's really unfortunate with Lena Dunham, I'll tell you what I dislike about her most, is that she claims pretty much every rare condition or disease. 0.99

00:30:12.000 And I actually have Ehlers-Danlos Syndrome, which you've talked about.

00:30:15.000 Your wife was the one who identified it, right?

00:30:16.000 And then I went to a doctor and she's just like, I have endometriosis, Ehlers-Danlos, fibromyalgia, diabetes, I'm a fat, you know...

00:30:24.000 So there's all these medical conditions that have been... So I have all of them, so I know what it's like.

00:30:30.000 One thing that's not on that list of conditions is being an adult, sweetheart.

00:30:34.000 Diagnosed by Dr. Webb, M.D.

00:30:36.000 Diet and exercise goes a long way.

00:30:39.000 Sounds like a gal I'd like to have sex with. 1.00

00:30:42.000 And leave the condom in the potted plant, which now equates to rape. 0.95

00:30:46.000 You know that's the whole story with Lena Dunham, right?

00:30:47.000 She said she found... I called the guy early on.

00:30:50.000 I was the first guy to reach him.

00:30:52.000 This was before anyone had really... It wasn't that hard to find, where she mentioned someone's name.

00:30:55.000 She said, it's not a real name, but then she said he was a treasurer of a college Republican club.

00:30:59.000 I was able to cross-reference it, and he goes, no, no.

00:31:03.000 Absolutely untrue.

00:31:04.000 Please don't call and bother me.

00:31:05.000 My wife and daughter are here.

00:31:06.000 And he was just like so tired of this.

00:31:10.000 And Linda Dunham, what happened?

00:31:11.000 She didn't do anything.

00:31:13.000 I don't think the statute of limitations was up.

00:31:15.000 Could have filed charges.

00:31:17.000 And what do you think about that, RBG, the campus tribunals?

00:31:19.000 Because Betsy DeVos has caught a lot of flak for this. 0.99

00:31:21.000 As someone who would support due process, should due process also apply to men on college campuses?

00:31:28.000 Should they be afforded those rights?

00:31:29.000 I think in this situation, probably not.

00:31:32.000 Really?

00:31:33.000 What's the precedent on that?

00:31:35.000 They seemed like mean young men.

00:31:40.000 They didn't strike me as upstanding.

00:31:42.000 Do you think, though, that it's a problem, this is a problem with Supreme Court judges, bringing their inherent biases, and yours being likely anti-youth?

00:31:50.000 Yeah, well, I'm not sure it's as much anti-youth as just very rude behavior.

00:31:59.000 Right, yeah, party at RBG's this weekend.

00:32:01.000 Yeah, it's gonna be good.

00:32:03.000 It's gonna happen.

00:32:04.000 Give me a lot of fun.

00:32:05.000 I'd love to listen to her for hours.

00:32:07.000 Bring your resistance bands.

00:32:10.000 Hashtag resistance bands.

00:32:11.000 And Washington Post is going after Amy Coney Barrett.

00:32:14.000 It needs to be clear.

00:32:16.000 Not only can I tell you what her views are, because I know that a lot of you will agree with that, because naturally she's a more conservative potential Supreme Court justice.

00:32:24.000 But I think it's just as important, it's equally important to look at the reasons that people on the other side of the political spectrum are attacking her and those justifications.

00:32:32.000 So we talked about how the fact that they're furious that she supports due process, whether you're attending Cornell or not.

00:32:40.000 Um, and she also, uh, made this statement.

00:32:42.000 Washington Post couldn't believe it.

00:32:43.000 If you go read the original article, she said, we should always remember that a legal career is but a means to an end, and that end is building the kingdom of God.

00:32:50.000 And to be clear, she said, I would never, uh, obviously, uh, I would never infringe on someone else's beliefs.

00:32:55.000 Right.

00:32:55.000 I would never force my beliefs on them.

00:32:57.000 But oh my God, you mean that there's someone who wants to be in the highest court in the land who believes there's accountability higher than the seat of Ruth Bader Ginsburg?

00:33:05.000 What a frickin' nightmare!

00:33:06.000 Like, we couldn't have people who actually believe that someone else is watching them and there are consequences beyond getting caught.

00:33:13.000 Right.

00:33:14.000 There's a sense of morality that at least is good.

00:33:16.000 Yeah, somebody who's not a complete narcissist and thinks they're the end of the entire universe.

00:33:20.000 And isn't it ironic that the pretty one is the non-narcissist?

00:33:23.000 Yeah.

00:33:24.000 She's cute! 0.99

00:33:24.000 Interesting. 100%. 0.99

00:33:26.000 Her hair's a little fine.

00:33:28.000 I mean, I'm not saying RBG here.

00:33:30.000 No, I'll say.

00:33:31.000 Some tough acts to follow.

00:33:33.000 Those are some mighty tough crocs to fill.

00:33:38.000 Yes, indeed.

00:33:39.000 Just look at the jawbones.

00:33:41.000 I'm sure she had a couple of log cabin abortions. 1.00

00:33:44.000 Yeah, I've had a few.

00:33:51.000 What was that RVD?

00:33:53.000 What was that RVD?

00:33:54.000 Oh, back in the day, you know, I've had a few abortions myself.

00:34:00.000 Ah, never in my wildest dreams did I imagine that this would be my career.

00:34:03.000 Yes, this is what you woke up for today.

00:34:05.000 So let me give you some of the famous cases.

00:34:07.000 The bed you made.

00:34:08.000 The bed you made.

00:34:09.000 I'm sitting next to a skeleton.

00:34:13.000 I'm sitting next to a skeleton in a man bun with a Hawaiian shirt.

00:34:18.000 Having a good time.

00:34:19.000 Beautiful, beautiful.

00:34:20.000 Who, by the way, paved the way for all women to follow. 1.00

00:34:25.000 So, let's not belittle the fact.

00:34:27.000 She's a hero.

00:34:27.000 Yeah, she is a hero.

00:34:29.000 The best among us.

00:34:30.000 Zero to hero.

00:34:31.000 Ice, ice, baby.

00:34:34.000 Yo, stop! 1.00

00:34:36.000 And that was it.

00:34:37.000 She just stopped.

00:34:38.000 She did.

00:34:38.000 just you did her heart like test hot let's everyone just stop

00:34:46.000 Everyone just stop.

00:34:47.000 She's a bad influence, RBG. 1.00

00:34:49.000 She's a bad influence on the show. 1.00

00:34:50.000 It makes us too comfortable with what should be uncomfortable.

00:34:53.000 And you're a bad person.

00:34:54.000 What?

00:34:57.000 Just because I like her?

00:34:59.000 It's your proximity to her.

00:35:00.000 She smells like hospital cleaning bleach. 1.00

00:35:06.000 It's delicious.

00:35:09.000 These are the personal attacks that have happened, because she was a Christian, because she believed that there's a higher kingdom than God, they went after the fact that she was sort of defending due process, but that wasn't necessarily an actual case she was involved with.

00:35:18.000 Let's look at the cases with which she was involved and what her views are, particularly, listen, the important ones, as we look at this seat right now, which would sort of break up a divided court, abortion and socialized medicine. 0.62

00:35:28.000 She's known, of course, for being pro-life, so that's well known, that TikTok girl would freak out. 0.97

00:35:34.000 And this comes from, I want to make sure that I have this correct, comes from the New York Times, Amy Coney Barrett meets Donald Trump's two main litmus tests.

00:35:40.000 She has made it clear that she would invalidate the ACA, Affordable Care Act, very poorly named, and take health care away from millions of people and undermine a woman's reproductive freedom, said Nancy. 0.97

00:35:51.000 This is so funny just when you read the New York Times, the Affordable Care Act, where premiums deductibles went up on any given year 47%.

00:35:58.000 So it's anything but affordable.

00:35:59.000 It was just an attempt to redistribute money.

00:36:01.000 And by the way, I've known people who really were relatively poor, but not poor enough, and they could get health sharing plans far cheaper than what they could get under the Obamacare market.

00:36:10.000 And then they say a woman's reproductive... So Affordable Care Act is health care that has cost Americans double or triple since it was enacted.

00:36:19.000 And reproductive freedom means abortion up until and including after birth, according to Governor Blackface himself, Northam.

00:36:26.000 Yeah, so both horrible policies and both issues.

00:36:29.000 Here's the thing, I'm on board with reproductive freedom.

00:36:31.000 I believe that you have five choices.

00:36:33.000 You can write contraception, abstinence, adoption.

00:36:36.000 What are the other choices?

00:36:37.000 Contraception, abstinence, adoption?

00:36:39.000 I don't know.

00:36:40.000 That's good.

00:36:40.000 Just abortion is not on that list.

00:36:42.000 Right.

00:36:43.000 Not killing a human being is not on your list.

00:36:46.000 So here's what she wants to do.

00:36:47.000 She wants to make sure that a law that was a lie, that was fought before the Supreme Court, that the Supreme Court actually had to intervene and adjust to make it pass, right?

00:36:55.000 When Justice Roberts did that.

00:36:56.000 I can just see Cordova counting on his hands.

00:36:58.000 I'm trying to remember his abstinence.

00:37:03.000 I feel like you're Rick Perry trying to name the three institutions he would get rid of.

00:37:06.000 The point is, there are all other options that don't involve ending a heartbeat.

00:37:10.000 Yeah, exactly.

00:37:12.000 And then abortion, she just wants to send it back to the states. 1.00

00:37:14.000 Those are her crazy positions that she holds that are tearing at the fabric of America, apparently, if she gets on the bench. 1.00

00:37:20.000 Yes, because the fabric of America, it's a triple weave with dead fetuses. 1.00

00:37:26.000 People are like, this is America!

00:37:28.000 You're talking about dead babies!

00:37:29.000 Yeah!

00:37:30.000 I don't want to live in a country where women can't do that. 1.00

00:37:33.000 Really?

00:37:35.000 You have a very poor standard of judging the country.

00:37:38.000 Do you understand that we are the only country that fought off the world's singular most powerful empire of one century to become the most powerful country the next century and not even wield it?

00:37:49.000 Can you imagine if the British Empire, if they had a place like Canada, the biggest land mass?

00:37:56.000 Available, rich in natural resources, where all of their population, 100% of their population, live on 10% of the border, and they have no national military of which to speak?

00:38:04.000 Mountains.

00:38:05.000 Picture any other empire, okay?

00:38:07.000 Let's go through the Ottomans, the Greeks, the Romans, let's go through China, let's go to India, let's go through... Mongolians are annoying, they needed that wall. 1.00

00:38:15.000 The TV show empire.

00:38:16.000 The TV show empire?

00:38:17.000 You think anyone would sit for this crap?

00:38:19.000 Donald Trump in a down year would be like, our economy's struggling now, let's just go north.

00:38:24.000 If you could bill in 10, Genghis Khan here today, he'd be like, look at this map, Genghis Khan, I think you'd be proud of us.

00:38:31.000 Look, all that you see is our kingdom.

00:38:36.000 What's that up there?

00:38:39.000 You don't want to know anything about that.

00:38:40.000 It's bigger than down here.

00:38:42.000 Lots of gold.

00:38:42.000 You don't want to know anything about that at all.

00:38:44.000 It's pretty cold.

00:38:45.000 Is it fertile?

00:38:46.000 It's very fertile.

00:38:48.000 Is it rife with natural disasters?

00:38:50.000 No, with the Canadian Shield, if you actually understand topography really, it's about as stable a region as you get.

00:38:55.000 And you just...

00:38:57.000 Let it be there.

00:38:59.000 They must have an intimidating leader.

00:39:01.000 Are they scary people?

00:39:04.000 No, they're the friendliest people on earth.

00:39:06.000 They have lots of guns and a lot of nightsticks, really.

00:39:10.000 Well, at least they must be represented by a formidable fighting force.

00:39:14.000 They sit on horses and have padded hips.

00:39:18.000 It's more of like a fun force.

00:39:19.000 Their money isn't even real.

00:39:23.000 What is money?

00:39:24.000 Do you mean the booty?

00:39:25.000 Nah, in a manner of speaking.

00:39:27.000 It's see-through and colored.

00:39:29.000 What's a toonie?

00:39:33.000 I don't understand.

00:39:34.000 They still have the queen on their singular coin.

00:39:37.000 Yeah, yeah, they do.

00:39:38.000 But you don't.

00:39:39.000 That's because we fought off the royalty and we still have our own country.

00:39:42.000 And they, they bent over.

00:39:43.000 Yeah, they bent over right in the keystroke for the royal pudding.

00:39:47.000 Oh, that sounds unpleasant.

00:39:48.000 They seem to be doing fine with it.

00:39:51.000 But to be clear, this isn't like a coup.

00:39:55.000 You're not just going to lay low for 400 years.

00:40:01.000 And then clearly take what's rightfully yours.

00:40:05.000 No, Genghis Khan!

00:40:06.000 And people call you an evil empire.

00:40:08.000 Have they read about me?

00:40:10.000 By the way, I could have any women I wanted in my day, and with the clips I'm seeing, I don't like your women. 1.00

00:40:18.000 I'll pass.

00:40:18.000 How are these women?

00:40:20.000 Hard pass.

00:40:21.000 Now I understand why so many of you are gay. 1.00

00:40:23.000 Yes.

00:40:25.000 Except for that stelter fellow, I am convinced.

00:40:31.000 He's the... Genghis Khan is just, he gets us in trouble! 0.99

00:40:33.000 He does.

00:40:34.000 He does.

00:40:34.000 RBG, Genghis Khan, I mean... At least I didn't do it in my stereotypical Asian voice.

00:40:40.000 That's because in my mind Genghis Khan is Matt Damon now. 0.79

00:40:43.000 He really is.

00:40:44.000 He's much more intimidating than that.

00:40:47.000 Amy Barrett also in Cook Co vs. Wolf, she supported Donald Trump's tighter standards for green cards.

00:40:52.000 This is something that is driving the left absolutely nuts.

00:40:54.000 And again, when we say, okay, we want legal immigrants to be allowed here, and we don't want illegal, listen, you have to, one has to go hand in hand with the other. 0.97

00:41:05.000 You can't say that we have no illegal immigration and no immigration whatsoever.

00:41:08.000 But we're at the point now where, okay, you know what?

00:41:10.000 We're mostly full and we only want to bring in the best and the brightest.

00:41:13.000 That's what happens when you're in a feeder league versus being the top team in the league, right?

00:41:17.000 We get number one draft picks at this point.

00:41:19.000 It harms the middle class American more than anybody if you have no standards for legal immigration.

00:41:24.000 You just tighten down illegal immigration.

00:41:26.000 They say, by the way, as far as legal, just sign the guest book and that's enough.

00:41:31.000 No, it's not enough.

00:41:32.000 So she's on board with that.

00:41:33.000 Then there was a Second Amendment case, Cantor v. Barr.

00:41:36.000 She argued that violent offenders should be stripped of their right to own firearms, that non-violent offenders should still keep their Second Amendment rights.

00:41:45.000 And I do agree with that.

00:41:46.000 I do think that, for example, if someone committed, I don't know if it's a felony, but like tax evasion, they shouldn't lose their right to protect themselves because they probably owe some money to some really bad people.

00:41:56.000 You're gonna need the protection.

00:41:58.000 Yeah, and you should know about this, you were arrested like 18 times?

00:42:01.000 Uh, 13.

00:42:02.000 Well, you know, I'm not trash.

00:42:04.000 Once it's over, once it's a baker's dozen.

00:42:05.000 That's what I call it.

00:42:07.000 Where's the line for trash, then?

00:42:09.000 Uh, 14.

00:42:09.000 Were any of them felonies?

00:42:12.000 Um, well, if you put three of them together.

00:42:16.000 Did the court?

00:42:17.000 Uh, no, fortunately.

00:42:18.000 Fortunately, 13 arrests, only 7 convictions.

00:42:19.000 Unfortunately, 13 arrests, only 7 convictions.

00:42:22.000 Oh wow!

00:42:23.000 So yeah, I had a good lawyer 50% of the time.

00:42:26.000 Ish.

00:42:27.000 Ish.

00:42:28.000 13 strikes and you're out.

00:42:29.000 This is a whole new game.

00:42:31.000 Your lawyer was a Barrett and less a Feinstein.

00:42:34.000 My last lawyer was just like, just pay for your DUI.

00:42:41.000 Yeah, it was all alcohol-related and drug arrests, but I do agree with her.

00:42:49.000 I mean, you should get another chance.

00:42:50.000 I've turned my life around, and 12 of those arrests were as a juvenile while I was dealing with something very painful at home.

00:42:57.000 So there are reasons that people screw up in their lives, and I do think I think that they do deserve that second chance later.

00:43:02.000 Well, and I also, um, but I think it's different if you were a gang member, for example, like Tukey Williams, who they were saying, free Tukey Williams, let him out because he wrote a children's book, but he killed four people on three separate occasions and holdups.

00:43:12.000 That person shouldn't get their right to own a firearm back or vote on a system of laws that they break.

00:43:17.000 And I think is it, I hate to use the word common sense, but it's pretty obvious if someone is a kid who's made some mistakes, had some rough breaks versus someone who has flagrant disregard for the law in a violent fashion.

00:43:28.000 Yeah, he did discover the Berenstain Crips, but...

00:43:33.000 I think, but you do have a point.

00:43:34.000 Very distasteful pop out.

00:43:37.000 My personal opinion on Tukey is not to let him out.

00:43:39.000 They could have let him live.

00:43:40.000 That's just my opinion, as opposed to putting him to death.

00:43:43.000 Why?

00:43:44.000 Because I think if he was turning around and being a better example, even from inside a cell, it's beneficial.

00:43:48.000 But he refused.

00:43:49.000 Okay, he's a guy who helped found the Crips, right?

00:43:51.000 He's one of the original members.

00:43:53.000 One of the top.

00:43:54.000 One of the top.

00:43:54.000 Yeah, top.

00:43:55.000 He was an early investor.

00:43:56.000 He had a Crip 401k.

00:43:59.000 Yeah, he was.

00:44:00.000 I don't know if he was president, but he was at least VP of sales.

00:44:03.000 2000 Amazon Crypt.

00:44:05.000 And he knew the other people.

00:44:07.000 I think it was four people on three separate occasions, if I'm not mistaken, that he was involved in killing.

00:44:11.000 He never gave up anyone else.

00:44:13.000 He was telling kids not to join gangs.

00:44:14.000 Like, well, how about you give up the names of guys who are still recruiting them?

00:44:17.000 And he refused to do that.

00:44:19.000 I think it's just because prison rules.

00:44:21.000 You would just die in jail.

00:44:22.000 They could give you a solitary.

00:44:24.000 They could put him in, you know, with just... I think it's a tough ask.

00:44:27.000 I really do.

00:44:28.000 I agree with you.

00:44:29.000 Yeah, I do.

00:44:30.000 But you know what?

00:44:31.000 That's the ask if you want to live.

00:44:32.000 I know, but I think your point is correct.

00:44:35.000 Prison is not supposed to be punitive.

00:44:37.000 You're supposed to be reformed.

00:44:38.000 No, I think it's both.

00:44:39.000 No, you pay a debt to society.

00:44:41.000 No, I think it's both.

00:44:42.000 This is one thing where I disagree.

00:44:44.000 I think prison should also be punishment.

00:44:47.000 Yeah, there's no justice for the family if it's just like Sweden where they go into a cell that's nicer than an Ikea demo with an Xbox and they get reformed and go back into the workforce.

00:44:56.000 There's no justice for the family of the people who are killed.

00:44:59.000 There should be punishment.

00:45:00.000 Prisons should be as uncomfortable as humanly possible while they can be reformed.

00:45:04.000 It's not one or the other.

00:45:05.000 I think it needs to include both.

00:45:05.000 They should make them put together Ikea furniture. They really should. That would be the best punishment for them

00:45:10.000 by far.

00:45:11.000 I understand the point, but we're not a vengeful society.

00:45:13.000 Like it doesn't do me any good if somebody kills my sister for me to know that they're suffering in a prison somewhere.

00:45:17.000 Justice isn't vengeful.

00:45:19.000 But you're not saying justice. You're saying that it should be as uncomfortable as possible and it be punishments.

00:45:23.000 Yeah, exactly. And I understand that and I understand where that comes from, but that's not necessarily what I would

00:45:27.000 want.

00:45:27.000 I would want for that person to have a better impact on society than they've currently had. If he was keeping

00:45:31.000 people from then joining said crypts, that would be a better use of his time

00:45:35.000 than killing him.

00:45:36.000 So I understand the argument for that.

00:45:37.000 But he wasn't.

00:45:38.000 Yeah, my point is if it's supposed to be reform, which is what prison is supposed to be in this country, then that means that you get another chance.

00:45:46.000 I'm not saying let you out, but that means you have a chance to do better with your life.

00:45:50.000 Now, with pedophiles, for example, like you said, I say kill them the second they come in.

00:45:54.000 Just open the doors.

00:45:56.000 Prison rules works very well there, yeah.

00:45:57.000 You don't need to kill them.

00:45:58.000 What you just do is you tell them, like, listen, we're going to put you in solitary.

00:46:01.000 You put them in their cell, and then as soon as they go in, lights out.

00:46:05.000 All the other doors open.

00:46:07.000 And you say, I'm gonna go out for a 35 minute smoke break.

00:46:11.000 It's more of a cigar, really.

00:46:12.000 The camera's broken.

00:46:14.000 We've made sure.

00:46:16.000 Hear that short circuiting sound?

00:46:18.000 That's the cameras going off.

00:46:19.000 Have fun.

00:46:20.000 Yeah, I'll be right back.

00:46:21.000 Enjoy your Epstein. 0.65

00:46:24.000 I have an Epstein moment.

00:46:25.000 They should be Epstein'd every time.

00:46:26.000 And I'm not against the death penalty, by the way, so don't take me wrong.

00:46:29.000 I don't even care about the death penalty so much.

00:46:31.000 When Christians vehemently argue for or against the death penalty, it's kind of tough biblically to make an argument.

00:46:36.000 You can make a valid argument either way.

00:46:39.000 I think whatever the cheapest method is to dispose of the trash.

00:46:41.000 So I'm not super pro-death penalty.

00:46:43.000 I'm not anti-death penalty.

00:46:44.000 I'm really not against it in principle, but with our system of appeals it's more expensive to put someone to death.

00:46:49.000 It's not a hill that I want to die on, but I'm perfectly fine if the offender does.

00:46:57.000 I agree with you, actually.

00:46:59.000 There are the rare cases where you do find out years later, like the West Memphis Three and other people that could have been put to death, that there are problems in our system, and just killing people, I think, can have a negative.

00:47:11.000 But there are the people who you're like, I watched him eat a baby, let's just kill him.

00:47:16.000 There are those people that should be put to death.

00:47:18.000 But then you have different, you know, that's the problem is that you have different standards of like, well, they have to be videographic evidence.

00:47:22.000 Listen, if you're found guilty, then you are guilty of the crime in this country.

00:47:25.000 It's not a perfect system, but it is a system.

00:47:27.000 And I want to know what you guys think, actually.

00:47:28.000 Do you think the prison should involve a component of punishment and discomfort for their crimes as justice?

00:47:34.000 Or do you think that it should be like a lot of European countries where it's only predicated on the idea of reform?

00:47:40.000 I think it needs to be both.

00:47:42.000 I agree.

00:47:42.000 Both.

00:47:43.000 Absolutely.

00:47:43.000 Yeah, I don't think you should get into a resort.

00:47:45.000 No, I agree with that too, right?

00:47:47.000 So I wouldn't go that far, but I'm saying depriving somebody of their freedom is in itself punishment.

00:47:51.000 What you do with that, making them put together Ikea furniture or letting them go to a beach, there's two different things there.

00:47:56.000 And I wouldn't say the beach, I would say the Ikea furniture is what you lean towards, right?

00:47:59.000 But not solitary confinement and not like horrible conditions.

00:48:02.000 I want these people to come out better, hopefully, than they went in and that is not normally the case.

00:48:07.000 And just give conjugal visit rights to the ladies screaming on TikTok. 0.99

00:48:11.000 Right, yeah.

00:48:11.000 It can't just be Pablo Escobar where they're like, hey, we put some bar windows in your mansion.

00:48:17.000 Yeah, exactly.

00:48:18.000 The army's here to serve you, sir.

00:48:19.000 What shall we do today?

00:48:21.000 We put some chicken wire on your third-story windows and we dug a tunnel in your cell.

00:48:26.000 Enjoy dying on your roof.

00:48:29.000 Also, a couple changes of tight Hawaiian shirts.

00:48:32.000 We figured that you'd be happy about that.

00:48:35.000 And we'd like you to soon return to running our government.

00:48:38.000 Hold on a second.

00:48:40.000 Right now, CNN, they're talking about the grim milestone of 200,000 deaths.

00:48:42.000 200,000 deaths and 50% of plus 16 reporting between 10% and 50% higher

00:48:47.000 infection rate this week than last.

00:48:48.000 Oh look he's a weatherman.

00:48:49.000 Infection.

00:48:50.000 We're going to see a lot of nursing homes coming in through the northeast. 0.97

00:48:55.000 That's kind of gross.

00:48:56.000 And then you'll see mostly young here, so it's yellow.

00:48:58.000 You know what they haven't mentioned?

00:49:01.000 Yeah, exactly.

00:49:02.000 A couple of sneezes I heard.

00:49:04.000 These are hemorrhoids here.

00:49:05.000 You can pretty much ignore that.

00:49:06.000 I don't know why that's on that map.

00:49:07.000 Nobody cares about that anymore.

00:49:10.000 They're not mentioning hospitalizations.

00:49:12.000 They're not mentioning ICU patients.

00:49:13.000 They're not mentioning deaths right now.

00:49:14.000 They're only mentioning a total that is creeping up.

00:49:17.000 For three days, they've been like, we're about to cross the line for $200,000.

00:49:20.000 Well, this is the problem.

00:49:20.000 Dave, I don't know how much you watch the show, and I hope not all that much.

00:49:24.000 I'm always amazed that you guys watch, and I'm very grateful.

00:49:26.000 I prepare so much, but I'm like, really?

00:49:28.000 Folks are going to watch this and support it?

00:49:30.000 Thank you.

00:49:32.000 Flu season.

00:49:33.000 You know, when people say, oh, it was a bad season, 80,000 people died.

00:49:36.000 That's because we have a standardized season, right?

00:49:38.000 It's from spring, sorry, from fall to spring.

00:49:41.000 I believe it's October to, it's either October to May or October to March or September to April, something like that.

00:49:47.000 And I said this before, I said, listen, if you want to know that this is obviously fear-mongering from the media, they're just going to have a never-ending toll long after the flu season.

00:49:56.000 That's what they're doing.

00:49:56.000 Nowhere else with a flu season, which, by the way, at one point would have been banned on YouTube, but now the CDC has admitted that the death rate is far more close to the standard flu than it is to the over 1% that they originally claimed.

00:50:08.000 We don't do this with flu season.

00:50:10.000 We don't do this with any other seasonal disorder, any other seasonal disease, but they just keep adding to it, even as we go into the next fall.

00:50:18.000 We should have restarted.

00:50:20.000 Well, if they're going to pick this lane to go down and say 200,000, this rolling count, fine, fine.

00:50:25.000 Let's stay in that lane.

00:50:26.000 That means that Donald Trump has lowered the projected death count by 90% by his actions, because you said 2 million when we first started.

00:50:33.000 Right.

00:50:33.000 You said 2 million.

00:50:34.000 It's 200,000.

00:50:36.000 90% lower than the estimates, so he should be given every award possible.

00:50:40.000 And that's everyone who's died with COVID, even if they had cancer, diabetes, and stabbed themselves in the heart like Elliot Smith in a Motel 6.

00:50:48.000 Yeah, a guy got shot in the head and died from that, and he also had COVID.

00:50:52.000 I think it was Florida, I can't remember where.

00:50:53.000 A guy got into a motorcycle accident with three times the legal limit of alcohol in his system, and he happened to have COVID.

00:51:00.000 Eh, he didn't feel it.

00:51:02.000 And that's the only way that people are getting funding, though.

00:51:04.000 I mean, I've talked to a lot of nurses and doctors.

00:51:06.000 That's what we have to do.

00:51:07.000 We have to market COVID, market COVID.

00:51:09.000 And what is it, 6% of the people didn't have a pre-existing condition?

00:51:13.000 And the average was 2.6 conditions for the average COVID death.

00:51:16.000 The average age in most states is above life expectancy.

00:51:19.000 Let's go to the scientist, the single authority-in-chief who's got no strings to hold him down, Fauci.

00:51:30.000 This is another story, and then we're going to go behind the table where I will show Dave Landa the funniest thing that I've ever seen and take your chat, but the CDC did a flip-flop here.

00:51:39.000 So this is one thing that really bothers me when people just say, well, trust the experts.

00:51:42.000 Well, hold on a second.

00:51:43.000 Are you an expert?

00:51:44.000 And is Dr. Burke's an expert?

00:51:46.000 What about all of the other scientists who are actually qualified or doctors who practice, my God, medicine?

00:51:51.000 Right.

00:51:51.000 Fauci hasn't seen a patient in several decades.

00:51:54.000 And look up the history of Fauci on AIDS and just how wrong he was there.

00:51:57.000 It's hilarious.

00:51:59.000 It reads like a joke novella.

00:52:01.000 Like we would write it.

00:52:02.000 Yeah.

00:52:03.000 It reads like when Oprah said, one in three heterosexual couples will die of AIDS by 1995.

00:52:08.000 It's almost like that.

00:52:09.000 So the CDC though has flip-flopped.

00:52:11.000 This is a recent one.

00:52:11.000 And then let me explain to you why.

00:52:13.000 It's not that I don't trust scientists.

00:52:15.000 It's that I trust the scientific method.

00:52:17.000 And time and time again, we see certain scientists who are not observing the scientific method.

00:52:22.000 Case in point, this just happened on Friday, right?

00:52:25.000 The CDC posted new guidance that aerosol transmission may be one of the most common ways.

00:52:29.000 What happened was they posted, they updated new guidelines, the CDC, saying that actually

00:52:33.000 it can be an aerosol, meaning not droplets.

00:52:35.000 So this is a problem that can occur more than six feet away.

00:52:39.000 Basically, COVID now is completely airborne that can occur anywhere.

00:52:42.000 And so we need to have enhanced filtration systems and different methods.

00:52:46.000 And then they took it down.

00:52:48.000 Then they took it down.

00:52:50.000 Our bad.

00:52:51.000 So it went up, they changed it, it went down, and then Pelosi was challenging the CDC, blaming Trump himself for the reversal.

00:52:58.000 Again, this is the problem.

00:52:59.000 What do you think the scientific method is?

00:53:01.000 We think it might be aerosol.

00:53:03.000 Oh wait, no, we were wrong about that.

00:53:04.000 We're going to correct it.

00:53:05.000 How dare you correct it when we want science?

00:53:08.000 Do you even science, bro?

00:53:11.000 Well, at this point, any changes they make, they're saying it's because Donald Trump is putting political pressure on them to make, and that the CDC is now an organization that we can't trust.

00:53:19.000 Really?

00:53:19.000 Sanjay Gupta's the CDC website, he's Donald Trump's Tumblr.

00:53:23.000 Right, yeah, exactly!

00:53:23.000 We don't even know if we should wear a mask or not.

00:53:26.000 We've discovered nothing, even when I first heard that.

00:53:29.000 I was an industrial painter, they're like, we're not sure if it protects it.

00:53:31.000 I'm like, so were you protecting the paint when I was wearing the mask?

00:53:36.000 We are not even, we know nothing about this.

00:53:39.000 Well, we've never before.

00:53:40.000 I'm sorry, go ahead.

00:53:41.000 But you can't trust, you can't trust assumptions.

00:53:44.000 That's just the reality.

00:53:45.000 And you're like, same with Oprah.

00:53:47.000 It's like hindsight, you know, everything they said was ridiculous.

00:53:49.000 And a huge Heidi.

00:53:51.000 Yeah.

00:53:52.000 Hindsight.

00:53:52.000 Well, some of the time.

00:53:53.000 It's like month to month, you have no idea.

00:53:57.000 But she's going to be on the cover of her own magazine.

00:54:00.000 You can track it from the magazine.

00:54:01.000 And MSNBC even went as far as saying that this was a battle because the CDC did this.

00:54:06.000 Put it up, took it down.

00:54:08.000 MSNBC said this is a clash of politicians and scientists.

00:54:10.000 Here's a clip.

00:54:12.000 What does this tell us about how the administration is handling the pandemic now?

00:54:18.000 This is in line with a stream of things we've seen where there seems to be a real battle inside the CDC between the scientists and the political appointees.

00:54:27.000 I mean over and over again we've seen the CDC pushing forward or silencing the scientists, accusing them of the message

00:54:38.000 that the president wants to be sending, of trying to embarrass him publicly. Okay, all right,

00:54:42.000 listen, no, no, no, no, no, I can't, but bullshit, I have to push it back down like swallowing a

00:54:47.000 little bit of vomit at this point.

00:54:49.000 They were saying you should trust Anthony Fauci.

00:54:51.000 Why?

00:54:51.000 Because the CDC is a separate, completely separate wing of government, autonomous from the presidency.

00:54:55.000 They're the ones who set up this clash.

00:54:57.000 Donald Trump and Anthony Fauci get along.

00:55:00.000 They bust balls with each other all the time.

00:55:01.000 They're constantly ribbing each other.

00:55:02.000 So they said, don't trust anything coming out of the White House.

00:55:05.000 Don't trust anything coming from politicians.

00:55:06.000 Trust the CDC.

00:55:07.000 Trust Fauci.

00:55:08.000 Don't trust any of the other scientific experts.

00:55:10.000 First it was trust the Imperial College of London.

00:55:12.000 But trust the CDC because It is not tainted with politics, which of course is also untrue, but that's what they told you and now they want you to believe that Donald Trump is basically treating the CDC like his own personal blog spot.

00:55:24.000 Well, let's go through this really quickly.

00:55:25.000 You mentioned masks.

00:55:26.000 Here's why some people might not trust the scientists.

00:55:29.000 And again, that's a flip-flop from the media.

00:55:30.000 Trust the CDC.

00:55:31.000 They're autonomous.

00:55:32.000 Trust the scientists.

00:55:33.000 Hey, don't trust the CDC because right now they actually decided to use a scientific method and realize that they may have been wrong or jumped the gun.

00:55:39.000 What else have we had on the flip-flops?

00:55:41.000 Wear a mask.

00:55:42.000 Don't wear a mask.

00:55:43.000 You can go back to the show where we actually had Origin Maine, a company, retooled its factory and put on masks.

00:55:48.000 We said, listen, we don't know if it works or not, but we do think that it probably helps from the science that we've seen.

00:55:52.000 If you have the sniffles to prevent it from transmitting to other people.

00:55:55.000 We were fact checked on YouTube that masks actually don't help and that they could hurt at that point.

00:56:00.000 Then they said it's airborne.

00:56:01.000 It's not airborne.

00:56:02.000 That's the more recent one.

00:56:03.000 There was a mortality rate of over 1%.

00:56:05.000 Some people had it as high as 4%.

00:56:07.000 Now to 0.2%.

00:56:09.000 If you're below the age of 80 and don't have pre-existing conditions, it's like 0.03%.

00:56:13.000 People were removed on Facebook, those doctors in California, for expressing exactly the mortality rate that is the newly revised, not even newly now, several months in now, revised mortality rate from the CDC.

00:56:25.000 So when actual scientists are out there saying, actually we think that this is the mortality rate, What happens?

00:56:30.000 They get removed from Facebook.

00:56:31.000 Then when the CDC catches up because it's a giant bureaucratic bloated shitbag, all of a sudden, well, we accept their mortality rate.

00:56:37.000 But that doesn't change the fact that you don't get it back.

00:56:40.000 Those doctors have been banned from Facebook.

00:56:41.000 Those people who've been trying to actually perform a public service, just like we don't get our live stream back.

00:56:46.000 What else?

00:56:46.000 Asymptomatic people can be carriers to asymptomatic people can't be carriers back to actually they can be carriers.

00:56:53.000 So that's another flip-flop.

00:56:55.000 Experts though, they're experts.

00:56:56.000 My personal favorite, trust the scientists.

00:56:58.000 Mass gatherings at churches, even outside in the park.

00:57:01.000 Worship or voting.

00:57:02.000 Dangerous.

00:57:03.000 Cannot be tolerated.

00:57:05.000 Mass protests in the street where you burn rubber.

00:57:08.000 Literally.

00:57:09.000 I don't mean that driving fast.

00:57:10.000 I mean you actually burn rubber and throw bricks through windows and get tear gas.

00:57:15.000 All of a sudden we're a little murky on the science.

00:57:17.000 We don't think that's as much of a problem as people singing, uh, uh, Lord I Lift Your Name On High in a local park.

00:57:25.000 I think the problem that we all have now is that this has been politicized, but they're saying that it was politicized by Republicans.

00:57:31.000 No!

00:57:32.000 It was politicized by news agencies who wanted to push fear-mongering so that we could have Donald Trump be responsible for hundreds of thousands of deaths so that he wouldn't be voted again as President of the United States and put back in office.

00:57:42.000 No!

00:57:43.000 You guys are the ones that have gone out there and made us not trust in these institutions because you haven't gone with common sense.

00:57:48.000 We've known for a hundred years that masks don't work!

00:57:50.000 We've known for a hundred years!

00:57:51.000 Let me recap this.

00:57:52.000 So at the beginning of this, two million deaths, mortality rate of single digit percentage points, one to four percent.

00:58:00.000 Masks are a bad thing.

00:58:01.000 Asymptomatic people can't be carriers. 1.00

00:58:04.000 It was not airborne.

00:58:05.000 And now at the end of this, revised about a tenth of the death rate.

00:58:10.000 You absolutely have to have masks.

00:58:11.000 The mortality rate is not single digit.

00:58:13.000 It's point zero single digit.

00:58:15.000 And we still don't know about asymptomatic carriers or if it's airborne.

00:58:19.000 Your guess is as good as ours.

00:58:20.000 Truff! 0.81

00:58:20.000 That's the science! 0.81

00:58:21.000 And by the way, don't conduct any of your own science, and don't even actually try and aggregate science from multiple sources, because guess what?

00:58:28.000 If, oh my god, if you actually looked at other science aside from the number one, the only science that was accepted on Facebook, Twitter, YouTube, what was it?

00:58:36.000 The Imperial College of London study.

00:58:38.000 And if you went against it in any way, and that guy has been forced to resign in shame if I'm not mistaken.

00:58:43.000 Neil.

00:58:43.000 Neil, right?

00:58:43.000 Sneaking out.

00:58:46.000 If you went against it in any way, you were removed for misinformation.

00:58:49.000 Well now, the science has caught up to the critics.

00:58:54.000 Let's look at this.

00:58:54.000 Who was the expert at that point, right?

00:58:56.000 Was the Imperial College of London, and even Anthony Fauci, saying two million deaths, they said it could be anywhere from at least one percent, they said one, two, and some people are having it as high as four percent.

00:59:04.000 One or two percent.

00:59:06.000 The people who said, you know what?

00:59:07.000 I think this is actually really a glorified flu.

00:59:10.000 A glorified flu has 0.1 or 0.01 percent, right?

00:59:12.000 Well, okay.

00:59:15.000 This was at the beginning.

00:59:16.000 People who said this is more comparable to the flu than it is to say Ebola were banned.

00:59:22.000 Yeah.

00:59:22.000 Who was right.

00:59:23.000 It's not even close!

00:59:24.000 No, not even close.

00:59:25.000 The people who said it's closer to the flu, if you were to have it on a stick graph, the truth would be so far over, you would really just think it's a line with a double dot at the end of it.

00:59:33.000 Yeah.

00:59:34.000 And go back and replay one of the videos that we did during the quarantine that we did.

00:59:37.000 We said, if you would just protect old people with pre-existing conditions, you would be going further than doing any lockdowns and doing any masking and doing any social distancing. 0.94

00:59:45.000 I said this when everyone's afraid.

00:59:47.000 I said, just imprison old and sick people! 1.00

00:59:50.000 Just lock them down for a little while.

00:59:51.000 And it is odd, we let Ebola people off of a cruise ship faster.

00:59:55.000 And we vilified the, was it Samaritan's Purse?

01:00:00.000 Samaritan's Purse who went over there into those countries with Ebola where there was a 50% mortality rate.

01:00:05.000 Well, and if you're talking about politicizing, it's very hard to trust anybody once it was the Russia, Kavanaugh, Impeach, and then this thing.

01:00:12.000 It just fell so perfectly like dominoes, you're going to make American people distrust it.

01:00:17.000 Are you saying that Kavanaugh didn't run trains on unsuspecting women on the weekends?

01:00:20.000 Well, I'm no woman.

01:00:23.000 Well, just not her.

01:00:24.000 You can't have an opinion unless you have ovaries. 1.00

01:00:26.000 I forgot about that.

01:00:27.000 That's right.

01:00:28.000 No, the band is well-warranted.

01:00:29.000 Alright, finish it up, then we're going to have to go to Mark LeBron.

01:00:31.000 I know it's been a bit of a slow news day, unfortunately.

01:00:34.000 I think that's going to change.

01:00:35.000 We're hearing that Louisville, Kentucky has actually issued a state of emergency because they're about to announce something about the Breonna Taylor case.

01:00:42.000 Do we have any updates?

01:00:44.000 Hey, Reg the Bandit is from remote right now.

01:00:47.000 Do we have any new news on this before we leave?

01:00:49.000 Louisville, Kentucky is about to actually... Well, I don't know when they're going to announce, but they've actually already declared a state of emergency.

01:00:55.000 People are taking stuff out of their office buildings downtown.

01:00:58.000 There's people rioting at the drop of a hat.

01:00:59.000 Right, because they're going to make an announcement, people have to declare a state of emergency, because people are going to lose their minds.

01:01:04.000 Hey, how much do you want to bet that it doesn't matter what the announcement is?

01:01:07.000 No!

01:01:07.000 Shit's going to get burned.

01:01:08.000 Oh yeah, I bet.

01:01:09.000 There's going to be a lot of prized horses on fire.

01:01:14.000 All I hope is that they just don't make it to the Wild Turkey distillery.

01:01:17.000 That's all I hope.

01:01:17.000 It really is a shame, though.

01:01:19.000 Yeah, they're going to light it up.

01:01:21.000 It doesn't matter.

01:01:22.000 And it's so stupid.

01:01:23.000 It's like a college that wins or loses a basketball game.

01:01:27.000 No, it's a Canadian hockey team!

01:01:30.000 The second you had heard that they made the playoffs, you got some digital locks and safes for that.

01:01:36.000 Even if they win, they're going to riot.

01:01:38.000 If they're going to lose, they're going to riot.

01:01:42.000 I love you guys.

01:01:43.000 Let us know where you line up.

01:01:44.000 We had a few questions, Dave, about capital punishment, if you trust the science, and what you think is going to be happening going forward with the Supreme Court.

01:01:50.000 We also have your chat to read, and the funniest thing I've ever seen.

01:01:53.000 I want to see what Dave Landau thinks.

01:01:55.000 Right now, those who are Mug Club only, no compliments. 0.75

01:02:00.000 I've been trying to do the compliment sandwich.

01:02:03.000 You suck.

Louder with Crowder - September 22, 2020

Trump's Top SCOTUS Pick Leaked! | Dave Landau Guests | Good Morning #MugClub

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