Louder with Crowder - Republicans MUST Replace RBG Immediately! | Dave Landau Guests | Good Morning #MugClub

00:00:00.000 🎵 Yeah!

00:00:13.000 That's funky.

00:00:13.000 Very nice.

00:00:14.000 Good job.

00:00:15.000 By the way, I won't hear for about four weeks because my headphones were adjusted for the Biden livestream.

00:00:19.000 Oh no.

00:00:20.000 Which got taken down from YouTube, as you all well know.

00:00:22.000 But that was a slurp on beat!

00:00:25.000 How about that?

00:00:27.000 We practiced all weekend.

00:00:30.000 Love us or hate us, we blaze trails.

00:00:33.000 Very excited for today's show, by the way.

00:00:35.000 We're going to be talking about filling RBG's seat.

00:00:38.000 We're going to be talking about the update on the riots.

00:00:40.000 Recently, my name left the lips of Senator Ted Cruz at a Senate hearing, and we'll be playing bad movie lines.

00:00:45.000 But first, my half-Asian lawyer Bill Richman is here, and so is Dave Landau from Compound Media there, the Anthony Cumia show.

00:00:52.000 Hello, everyone.

00:00:53.000 And you have your own show.

00:00:53.000 Can I say co-host with Anthony?

00:00:54.000 Or does he have a thing about that?

00:00:55.000 No, he's good.

00:00:56.000 It's the Anthony Cumia Show with Dave Lando.

00:00:58.000 Really?

00:00:59.000 It is.

00:00:59.000 Good for you!

00:01:00.000 It's very small, but it's on there.

00:01:03.000 Nick, you play your cards right, you could be doing a voiceover in Wheaties commercial.

00:01:07.000 I'm the sweet side!

00:01:08.000 I'm the tough side!

00:01:10.000 Oh boy, I play a cop!

00:01:13.000 Hey, good morning.

00:01:16.000 It's been a while.

00:01:18.000 I'm getting a little rusty.

00:01:20.000 Audio Wade and Gerald A. How are you, sir?

00:01:22.000 How are you?

00:01:22.000 I'm well, sir.

00:01:23.000 Is the baby keeping you up?

00:01:24.000 Will I adjust these headphones?

00:01:25.000 No, no, no.

00:01:26.000 My wife's doing a fantastic job with the kiddo.

00:01:27.000 Really?

00:01:28.000 So still married?

00:01:29.000 Still married.

00:01:30.000 Very nice.

00:01:30.000 Yep.

00:01:30.000 Absolutely.

00:01:31.000 That's good.

00:01:31.000 Very much so.

00:01:32.000 This is about the time that I should let you know before we get to the question of the day.

00:01:35.000 We are available also on Apple and Android so you can listen to the podcast on audio because a lot of people don't know they want to take with them on the road.

00:01:42.000 And we will take in your live chat after on Mug Club.

00:01:45.000 There's like 45 minute more show.

00:01:47.000 Got to stay around.

00:01:47.000 Yeah.

00:01:48.000 The question of the day first is, do you think that President Trump should be replacing the RBG seat?

00:01:55.000 The notorious RBG.

00:01:55.000 Remember when they tried to make her seem... They tried to make RBG seem like she was really hip.

00:02:00.000 Yeah, she's hip. 1.00

00:02:00.000 You know, she's not a hundred million years old. 1.00

00:02:02.000 Right, and even by that standard, that's a rough hundred million years old.

00:02:06.000 It really is.

00:02:07.000 It was not... She wasn't fit as a fiddle. 0.99

00:02:09.000 No.

00:02:10.000 Unless you found a fiddle in a tomb.

00:02:13.000 Yeah, very cool.

00:02:14.000 Using a reference from the 1990s.

00:02:15.000 Yes.

00:02:15.000 Very, very cool.

00:02:17.000 And I want to be clear, because of our new deal with Spotify, we have to inform you that we don't support filling the seat, because RBG is still with us.

00:02:25.000 So we need to wait until after... Yeah, as a guest on the show.

00:02:28.000 Oh my gosh.

00:02:29.000 She's just having herself a nice vacation.

00:02:31.000 She's looking great for someone from the late tribes.

00:02:33.000 Is that right, RBG?

00:02:35.000 I don't know why she's doing... She's a bilingual! 0.99

00:02:39.000 RBG.

00:02:40.000 And we can't have Joe Louis in the studio because he tried to eat her. 0.97

00:02:43.000 That's a little side-by-side.

00:02:44.000 Oh, wow, he did, huh?

00:02:47.000 She's bony. 1.00

00:02:48.000 Yeah, she's all bone. 1.00

00:02:49.000 Dave, you're the only guest third chairman who I would feel comfortable doing this with.

00:02:54.000 Oh, well, I appreciate it.

00:02:55.000 Yeah.

00:02:55.000 I enjoy a good... If you haven't had the target on your back from the stuff that you've done with Compound, this will be sure that... like Predator at a laser range.

00:03:03.000 I just want to make sure, yeah, right in the center of my head.

00:03:05.000 Yes, exactly.

00:03:07.000 It was just a laser light!

00:03:09.000 Maybe I'll get to meet her soon.

00:03:10.000 Who knows?

00:03:11.000 What, you mean you're going to be going to her beach house?

00:03:14.000 Yes.

00:03:15.000 That would be wonderful.

00:03:16.000 I'll be breaking in.

00:03:18.000 And then write a sequel that is sort of the class study on a corporate cash grab where they don't even try?

00:03:24.000 Is that what you mean?

00:03:24.000 I think that's what you meant.

00:03:26.000 So before we move on here to the riots and to RBG, Jimmy Kimmel hosted the Emmys yesterday.

00:03:32.000 Because black stories, black performances, and black lives matter.

00:03:34.000 It was so painful to watch, but of course, as always, they have to inject social justice,

00:03:39.000 and it was even more uncomfortable considering that it was pre-taped and they were doing

00:03:42.000 it without a live audience.

00:03:44.000 So we do have a video of the exchange with Anthony Anderson.

00:03:48.000 So many Black Andersons, I can't keep track. 1.00

00:03:52.000 And Jimmy Kittle.

00:03:54.000 Because Black stories, Black performances, and Black lives matter.

00:03:59.000 Say it with me, Jimmy.

00:04:01.000 Black lives matter. 0.64

00:04:02.000 What the hell going on up there? 0.99

00:04:04.000 Louder, Jimmy! 0.82

00:04:06.000 Black Lives Matter!

00:04:07.000 UFO live on other planet?

00:04:09.000 Born and home like E.T.?

00:04:11.000 Louder, Jimmy!

00:04:12.000 Say it, so that my pips can hear it!

00:04:14.000 Black Lives Matter!

00:04:16.000 Soft brown stomach protects my knees and ankles from unnecessary wear and tear.

00:04:20.000 Got it! 0.99

00:04:21.000 That means shut up in Spanish. 0.99

00:04:24.000 That's right.

00:04:25.000 To be clear, that pales in comparison to my homeland's Prime Minister, Justin Trudeau.

00:04:32.000 Some people dabble in blackface.

00:04:32.000 It does.

00:04:34.000 He looks scared.

00:04:35.000 Some people dabble in blackface.

00:04:37.000 It's his raison d'être.

00:04:38.000 He's real blackface, though. 0.99

00:04:40.000 Yes.

00:04:40.000 I feel like we've now just confused a costume and blackface.

00:04:43.000 Right.

00:04:44.000 It's just a strange thing to me.

00:04:45.000 You mean the costume from Jimmy Kimmel?

00:04:47.000 Yeah, it's just a guy in a costume.

00:04:48.000 I don't have a problem with it.

00:04:49.000 Yeah, I don't care.

00:04:50.000 But I do have a problem with the guy trying to crucify people for doing the same thing.

00:04:53.000 Yeah, 100%. 0.60

00:04:54.000 It's hypocrisy.

00:04:55.000 Yes, to be clear.

00:04:56.000 I mean, come on.

00:04:57.000 Listen, you think I'm offended?

00:05:02.000 I don't care.

00:05:03.000 That's my white privilege. 0.59

00:05:05.000 It's just I'm a tasteless person. 0.86

00:05:07.000 It's your tasteless person privilege.

00:05:10.000 Yes, it is. 0.96

00:05:10.000 By the way, I love that we have another black man yelling at white men to say Black Lives Matter louder. 0.96

00:05:15.000 That's always a good thing.

00:05:16.000 When you're forcing somebody, I mean, this has never historically been the case.

00:05:19.000 Yeah, like forcing them at gunpoint.

00:05:20.000 Yeah, pretty much.

00:05:21.000 You better raise your fist and say, and there's this old man who's confused.

00:05:25.000 Black Lives Matter!

00:05:26.000 Say it louder! 1.00

00:05:27.000 He's like, I can't!

00:05:28.000 I did!

00:05:29.000 I have to poop!

00:05:30.000 And then they just... no, Joe Biden wasn't there. Oh, Joe wasn't there. I'm sorry. I thought he was.

00:05:34.000 Now we move on to... by the way, does anyone here have to poop?

00:05:37.000 No. I'm good. I'm good. No?

00:05:39.000 I'm good. Last time it does hurt.

00:05:40.000 Saving that for later.

00:05:41.000 Dirts from the programming in general.

00:05:44.000 This is something you were asking me, AudioWaite, if this was surreal before we

00:05:49.000 move on to RBG and the riots, and we will get to that.

00:05:52.000 Um, see you.

00:05:54.000 Senator Ted Cruz in a Senate hearing mentioned when they were talking about sort of online censorship, and this is a really pivotal issue going into the election because people want to talk about Russian interference.

00:06:02.000 What was it, 3,000 ads with $10,000?

00:06:04.000 I mean, that's something that an Instagram ass model selling MyFitTea spends in a week. 1.00

00:06:10.000 We're supposed to believe that that would Tug at the thread of our institutions of a constitutional republic? 0.86

00:06:15.000 No, of course not.

00:06:16.000 But big social media, they're removing searches, they're putting them down lower in the search.

00:06:21.000 They've talked about how they will fact check any claim of winning the election, Donald Trump on election day, like nearly every election.

00:06:28.000 So now all of a sudden the norms have changed a little bit.

00:06:31.000 And Senator Ted Cruz was actually talking about his discussion personally with YouTube CEO Susan Wojcicki.

00:06:37.000 This is something that happened recently.

00:06:39.000 Let's roll clip.

00:06:40.000 Let's talk about YouTube for a second and our time is wrapping up here.

00:06:43.000 Some time ago I visited with the YouTube CEO who reports to Google.

00:06:50.000 And she described to me with respect to Steven Crowder, another conservative slash libertarian comedian talk show host, who Google demonetized.

00:07:01.000 She described how the left was pushing YouTube to ban him altogether and she sat in my office and argued that we should be happy.

00:07:12.000 That YouTube didn't ban him, they simply demonetized him.

00:07:16.000 They simply took away his ability to earn money and she thought that was a middle ground.

00:07:21.000 Even though she conceded that he'd done nothing to violate YouTube's terms of service.

00:07:28.000 I will say it's weird watching that.

00:07:30.000 It's gotta be.

00:07:32.000 And concerning. 1.00

00:07:33.000 He didn't call you an asshole, that's great! 1.00

00:07:36.000 But think about this. 0.99

00:07:36.000 We talk about sort of how big media companies now – I mean, what was it? 0.99

00:07:40.000 The West Indian Trading Company, like, employed a fifth of the population on Earth.

00:07:42.000 But there's never been a government entity more powerful than if you take up the big three, right?

00:07:48.000 YouTube, Google, Facebook, Twitter.

00:07:51.000 And they have, like, had to call me out by name.

00:07:55.000 And talk about how they want to, it's worse than Caesar doing this!

00:08:00.000 And it's like, I just have to be like, I'm just, it was just a goof!

00:08:03.000 I was messing around!

00:08:05.000 And I don't know if this is gonna help or hurt my case, but it should help!

00:08:09.000 You can't take all of this seriously!

00:08:11.000 At least you're consistent. 1.00

00:08:12.000 You're consistently an asshole. 1.00

00:08:15.000 That's terrifying. 1.00

00:08:16.000 It really is.

00:08:17.000 I would worry. 0.93

00:08:18.000 Yeah, well, Hirono, what's the name of that crazy broad from Hawaii? 1.00

00:08:22.000 I hate speech. 0.99

00:08:25.000 That's actually a good impression.

00:08:27.000 Hey, everyone stop.

00:08:27.000 I'm pushing a hay feet.

00:08:28.000 Oh, poi poi.

00:08:30.000 Whatever the dish is.

00:08:32.000 What's the dish?

00:08:33.000 It's not poi poi.

00:08:34.000 Oh, poki poki poki. 0.99

00:08:35.000 Poki.

00:08:35.000 Poki ball.

00:08:36.000 I don't know.

00:08:36.000 I just like, listen, stay on track, Corona.

00:08:39.000 This is a city here.

00:08:40.000 I can't.

00:08:40.000 I love a poki.

00:08:41.000 I love a poki and censorship. 0.93

00:08:43.000 So I think she's Japanese now.

00:08:45.000 Can't stop her.

00:08:45.000 She's hungry.

00:08:46.000 I think Hawaiian.

00:08:47.000 Hey, everyone stop.

00:08:48.000 It's wrong to hate.

00:08:50.000 That's true.

00:08:51.000 It's true.

00:08:52.000 The only thing I hate is hate.

00:08:54.000 Yes.

00:08:54.000 That's the only thing to hate.

00:08:57.000 Like Biden just stealing speeches.

00:08:58.000 The only thing I hate is hate itself, my god.

00:09:03.000 End of sentence.

00:09:05.000 What's that crinkling?

00:09:07.000 It happens every time you walk.

00:09:08.000 Coincidence!

00:09:10.000 You're not selling me on it.

00:09:11.000 Potato chip hips.

00:09:17.000 And this comes after the Biden stream, by the way, was removed on YouTube!

00:09:21.000 This just happened, and thank you so much to the people who joined at lighterwithcredit.com.

00:09:25.000 We did the whole stream there, so it also was a little bit more wild and wooly because we were not having to be beholden to the YouTube standards.

00:09:32.000 It's not that different, but you know, I may have made some jokes about those of the homosexual persuasionals. 0.97

00:09:40.000 And YouTube claim, this is at the exact same time, listen, Half-Asian Bill, I don't think I'm speaking out of turn when I say that people know we have been communicating directly with YouTube, the Vox Apocalypse was because of us, and they reached out, and now Ted Cruz has been talking with Susan Wojcicki, he says, that could be a long time ago, we were just recently re-monetized, so, cats out of the bag, there have been direct conversations, and you would think that being the biggest conservative YouTube channel ever, that, you know, we'd have a direct line of communication when a false copyright strike, this happening... You'd think so. 0.78

00:10:07.000 On Biden's stream, and YouTube said, they responded with, when we receive a valid DMCA takedown notice about content that allegedly violates the copyright of a rights holder, we're required by law to remove the content.

00:10:18.000 We allow creators to file a counter notification.

00:10:22.000 The keyword there should be valid.

00:10:24.000 Yeah, exactly.

00:10:25.000 Was this a valid copyright strike?

00:10:27.000 Was it from someone at Time Warner?

00:10:29.000 Was it the president?

00:10:30.000 Was it Jeff Zucker?

00:10:31.000 I don't think Zucker was on it.

00:10:32.000 So this is the problem.

00:10:34.000 I call him just Zucker.

00:10:36.000 With an S. When you have a bad law with a company that doesn't even know how to enforce it in the right way.

00:10:42.000 Right.

00:10:43.000 Their system.

00:10:43.000 So the DMCA, they're right.

00:10:45.000 The DMCA does say that if you get a valid complaint that is signed under penalty of perjury, all of that, and they represent who they are, then you have to take this material down.

00:10:54.000 However, This person is a known quantity.

00:10:57.000 The email that was used to send this particular request was already flagged in 2019 and 2018 publicly as someone who had falsely represented they were part of various media companies.

00:11:09.000 So is it... And that's aside the fact that this was not even a copyright violation at all.

00:11:13.000 Right, well it wasn't a copyright violation.

00:11:15.000 It wasn't someone who had the authority, right, to issue a copyright violation.

00:11:18.000 And we've had several other false violations, right, flagged in this.

00:11:21.000 Has there ever been a single one that we haven't fought and won?

00:11:25.000 No.

00:11:25.000 Every single one.

00:11:26.000 But guess what?

00:11:26.000 You don't get that revenue back.

00:11:28.000 When you're doing a stream and it's getting more viewers than CNN and it's climbing 70,000, 80,000, however many people are watching it, you don't get it back.

00:11:34.000 And then afterwards, just so we don't get back the revenue for the year, right?

00:11:37.000 This is the unfair, selective application of the law.

00:11:41.000 I want to be clear, and I think Dave, you and I agree with it, it's not about censorship.

00:11:44.000 If YouTube says, hey, we don't want conservatives and we want Joe Biden to be elected, fine.

00:11:48.000 Now, I think their stock price would take a nosedive, but they keep claiming the opposite.

00:11:52.000 And in this case, we have someone who's a known bad-faith actor who's been doing this repeatedly.

00:11:57.000 We didn't actually violate any copyright.

00:12:00.000 And every single time precedent has been set before precedence, either could apply here, I guess.

00:12:05.000 No, just the first one.

00:12:06.000 Just the first one.

00:12:07.000 That's what I thought.

00:12:08.000 That's why I said it first.

00:12:09.000 I said it first, but gave myself some wiggle room.

00:12:10.000 Take notes, Joe Biden. 1.00

00:12:12.000 Don't die on the Hill when you don't know your shit! 1.00

00:12:15.000 The precedent has said that. 1.00

00:12:16.000 We've always fought and won.

00:12:18.000 So all I'm saying is, at what point do you acknowledge, hey, we maybe should have an open line and give the benefit of the doubt to the creators who have actually been... We follow the rules.

00:12:26.000 The leftists, who by the way these laws favor because they always want a silent speech, how many times have we gone around with a false copyright claim to get content or points of view that we don't like taken down?

00:12:37.000 I don't think anyone in this room has ever even thought of it!

00:12:40.000 Why would we care?

00:12:41.000 I want your ideas to be out there.

00:12:42.000 If they're so bad, people can point at them and go, yeah, that's a really bad idea.

00:12:44.000 Right, they don't stand up to scrutiny.

00:12:45.000 By the way, after all of these false copyright strikes that we've gotten through, wouldn't you think they'd take five minutes, like, tune to the show, take a look, and be like, hmm, nope, they're not breaking any rules.

00:12:55.000 Maybe this is something they should act on.

00:12:57.000 They'd have to have someone at Alphabet tune into the show and have an entire therapy wing. 0.93

00:13:01.000 Yeah, if they get one email from WarnerBro at gmail.com.

00:13:05.000 They're like, take it down!

00:13:06.000 It wasn't even that, it was completely like random letters put together.

00:13:10.000 It was like Butterfly Kisses 69 at Hotmail. 0.76

00:13:14.000 But isn't it just the ultimate hypocrisy?

00:13:15.000 They're using the same thing that supposedly got Trump elected to basically get you off the air.

00:13:20.000 Right, exactly. 0.89

00:13:21.000 And are we shooting a porn?

00:13:22.000 Because there is a fireplace here. 0.70

00:13:23.000 There is a fireplace.

00:13:24.000 It's usually because Joe Louis is here and he likes the warm fireplace, but RBG has been, well she's been made of bones for years.

00:13:32.000 You don't want him to grab that.

00:13:35.000 Before the show, all I see... I think there were some tumors on the bones for a while.

00:13:38.000 All I see is R.B.G.

00:13:38.000 just slowly tugging.

00:13:39.000 And I look down and I see him grabbing the... No!

00:13:44.000 No!

00:13:44.000 Not R.B.G.!

00:13:45.000 Not R.B.G.!

00:13:47.000 That would instill mistrust in our institution.

00:13:51.000 That crosses the line.

00:13:52.000 Doesn't Joe Louis know?

00:13:53.000 She's fragile enough as it is.

00:13:55.000 And this also comes at a point, this is what's so scary about this, is there's really no place to go at this point.

00:14:00.000 We've been talking about this, they need to decide if they are a public platform or if they are a publisher.

00:14:04.000 And you see recently there was a story with Spotify and Joe Rogan where they've been putting pressure on him and they want direct editorial oversight over the podcast because people who work at Spotify are upset.

00:14:15.000 Listen!

00:14:16.000 Boot them, Spotify! 0.99

00:14:17.000 Fire those people! 0.98

00:14:18.000 It's a licensing agreement! 0.99

00:14:20.000 That's what Joe Rogan has.

00:14:21.000 You have no right to tell him what to do.

00:14:22.000 Unfortunately, we've seen a lot of the controversial podcasts not be ported over to Spotify.

00:14:28.000 And I would hate to see the content change, but we do know that employees at Spotify right now are wanting that to happen.

00:14:35.000 Like, why do you want to?

00:14:36.000 You just want to destroy all of the fun things.

00:14:38.000 It's a $100 million talent, and you're upset that some blue-hair intern is angry with you?

00:14:44.000 Where's your investment?

00:14:46.000 I don't know. 0.99

00:14:47.000 Our stock price went up $200 billion, but she does have a pussy hat. 1.00

00:14:53.000 She does identify as four things. 0.84

00:14:55.000 Do you think we should get rid of them?

00:14:57.000 Tell us more about your WAP.

00:15:00.000 Is it wet? 0.99

00:15:03.000 Yeah, that's as they bring in Cardi B. I do not think that you should have Joe Rogan on your show because I cut my asshole when I was cleaning with my pinky nail. 0.99

00:15:10.000 That's almost nonsensical. 0.99

00:15:11.000 That's gonna mess your balance up.

00:15:13.000 It's gonna mess your balance up!

00:15:15.000 I've been walking with a limp, and since my weight carry is low, it really affects me more.

00:15:20.000 Like one of those dolls that you punch and it comes back up. 1.00

00:15:23.000 You're like, the fuck? 1.00

00:15:23.000 Why you letting Joe Rogan go down there after eating a hot dog? 1.00

00:15:28.000 If you haven't been following Cardi B's Instagram, that's not funny to you, it's just horrifying.

00:15:40.000 As it should be!

00:15:42.000 I believe those are direct quotes.

00:15:44.000 This was basically news, if you haven't been following her.

00:15:47.000 This is what she's saying.

00:15:49.000 Speaking of news, let's go to CNN really quickly.

00:15:51.000 What are they talking about?

00:15:52.000 More colleges cancelling spring break to help slow virus spread.

00:15:59.000 What about the Folsom Street Fair?

00:16:01.000 Never did that for HPV.

00:16:04.000 Nothing like cancelling spring break seven months in advance.

00:16:07.000 I don't know what they're expecting at this point.

00:16:10.000 Let's just close all of the things.

00:16:12.000 And why is this lady talking about it? 1.00

00:16:13.000 She hasn't seen spring break in a decade.

00:16:17.000 That's one of those weird things you can see.

00:16:19.000 Listen, a pretty woman, but you know how you can tell? 1.00

00:16:21.000 It's because the face is completely smooth, and then it's like her arms are like an ex-bodybuilder's arms.

00:16:31.000 Oh, like with a vascular degeneracy.

00:16:34.000 Yeah, she has the Jim Henson kind of beak. 1.00

00:16:36.000 Yes, the dark crystal.

00:16:39.000 Yes, very much.

00:16:40.000 Like she's just had a paddling in your chair.

00:16:44.000 That's exactly right.

00:16:45.000 The point is, don't trust her on spring break.

00:16:47.000 So, let's go back now and look at the riots, because this matters.

00:16:52.000 Since RBG's death, the left, they've of course, surprise surprise, vowed more extreme violence.

00:16:57.000 Very peaceful.

00:16:58.000 Of course.

00:16:58.000 Here's the thing.

00:16:59.000 Mostly peaceful. 0.99

00:17:00.000 Threats don't work when you've already done the shit that you're threatening to do. 0.99

00:17:04.000 Right. 0.99

00:17:05.000 People understand that? 0.99

00:17:06.000 We're gonna burn your cities down!

00:17:08.000 I have a city view! 0.96

00:17:10.000 I have a penthouse!

00:17:12.000 Look, just get the telescope out of the way and look with your eyes!

00:17:18.000 We're gonna do more of that!

00:17:19.000 Okay, well, I'm gonna leave!

00:17:21.000 Yeah, it's like the Bond villain hitting the bomb and then the rest of the movie happens.

00:17:25.000 Oh, well, I already did it.

00:17:28.000 I have my ways of making you talk. 1.00

00:17:31.000 What, are you going to have the laser slowly creep up my girlfriend, the love of my life's crotch area until it... No, I've already shot her in the head. 1.00

00:17:38.000 Is that convincing enough? 1.00

00:17:39.000 No!

00:17:39.000 That last song was so depressing, I just thought Bond was going to kill himself.

00:17:44.000 Was that the gay Sam, what's his name?

00:17:46.000 No, it wasn't Sam, it was the other one, the girl.

00:17:50.000 Oh, Billie Eilish.

00:17:51.000 Did you get a Bond song?

00:17:53.000 That movie hasn't come out yet.

00:17:55.000 Oh, yeah.

00:17:55.000 It's very whispery.

00:17:56.000 I think it's just, I wanna die will be the movie.

00:17:58.000 It's very Billie Eilish.

00:18:00.000 Die again tomorrow, forever, dying another day.

00:18:03.000 It's so depressing. 0.89

00:18:04.000 But it's gonna sound like Pseudo-Lord.

00:18:05.000 Licensed to die another tomorrow.

00:18:08.000 When did that happen with every single film preview?

00:18:10.000 It's like, take a breath and... 1.00

00:18:15.000 And they all have that stupid, like, why is Satan the newsboy at it? 1.00

00:18:19.000 Yeah, exactly. 1.00

00:18:22.000 Stop! 1.00

00:18:22.000 Can you be creative with anything? 1.00

00:18:24.000 It's either that or the entire movie.

00:18:26.000 Right, yeah.

00:18:26.000 That's the other trailer.

00:18:29.000 Or no movie, sometimes.

00:18:30.000 Like, just a bunch of jump cuts.

00:18:31.000 Like, what is this?

00:18:33.000 I get that you're Oscar bait, I saw Sean Penn crying, okay, is it his daughter?

00:18:38.000 Fine, but what's the film about?

00:18:40.000 And you show up, you're like, oh, Pedophiles.

00:18:44.000 You could have said everything!

00:18:45.000 But how would they get you to watch it if they said that in the trailer?

00:18:48.000 That's absolutely true.

00:18:50.000 Worked for cuties.

00:18:51.000 So, RBG, they've been threatening more violence.

00:18:54.000 And you know what?

00:18:54.000 Here's something people don't know.

00:18:56.000 They already got started over the weekend.

00:18:57.000 So, RBG died.

00:18:59.000 If they fill this seat, this is the controversy right now.

00:19:01.000 People are saying it's hypocritical for Republicans, for Donald Trump to fill this seat, this empty seat on the Supreme Court.

00:19:07.000 Which again, you know, it's more so that she's stepping over.

00:19:10.000 So we want to be clear.

00:19:11.000 Don't buy the fake news.

00:19:13.000 She's okay, look at her.

00:19:13.000 I thought you said they had an emcee.

00:19:15.000 Yeah, that's what I thought.

00:19:16.000 They already got started underway this weekend, but don't take my word for it.

00:19:20.000 Somebody record this.

00:19:21.000 Somebody record this.

00:19:22.000 Catch that.

00:19:23.000 Catch that for me.

00:19:24.000 I thought they just had an MC.

00:19:25.000 Yeah.

00:19:26.000 I don't know.

00:19:27.000 Live performing the riots. 0.99

00:19:28.000 What the f*** are you doing? 1.00

00:19:29.000 Hopefully beating your ass. 1.00

00:19:30.000 Oh, bro. 1.00

00:19:31.000 What are you doing?

00:19:32.000 I'm standing right here.

00:19:50.000 Someone squeaking a dog toy?

00:19:54.000 Oh look at this dog.

00:19:54.000 This one's creepy, I hate this.

00:19:56.000 Yeah, I really hate this.

00:19:57.000 Yeah, the reason that dog, if you guys can see, look, you'll see the dog at one point.

00:20:04.000 Yeah, the only reason the dog didn't maul them was because they had it.

00:20:07.000 I want to be really clear, and half-Asian people might not like me saying this, but if you reach in my car, Betty and Joe Louis will cause permanent harm to you and be rewarded with every cheese I can find. 1.00

00:20:18.000 And I feel no remorse whatsoever.

00:20:20.000 And I'm not saying it needs to exit the vehicle.

00:20:23.000 What you put in the vehicle will remain in the vehicle five exits down.

00:20:27.000 There'll just be this blood squirting arm in the passenger seat. 1.00

00:20:31.000 We've all seen Jurassic Park.

00:20:32.000 That's about what happens.

00:20:33.000 They can smell your jugular.

00:20:34.000 That's the point.

00:20:36.000 And I believe they had a, what, a Massachusetts plate that was his violation?

00:20:40.000 Was it?

00:20:40.000 I think that's what it was.

00:20:41.000 Well, they were actually there to protest.

00:20:44.000 Friendly fire.

00:20:46.000 Yeah, it was friendly fire.

00:20:46.000 I really hope they understand us.

00:20:48.000 See how everybody else feels?

00:20:49.000 See?

00:20:50.000 No, they don't care.

00:20:51.000 They're not going to understand this moving forward.

00:20:53.000 They're just going to go burn other people's stuff.

00:20:54.000 And I will tell you this.

00:20:55.000 This is like when they were beating up that raccoon, the Black Lives Matter activists. 1.00

00:20:59.000 Listen, I know people will say, well, you're a meat eater. 0.95

00:21:01.000 I am.

00:21:02.000 I am.

00:21:03.000 It's not purposeless, needless, meaningless death.

00:21:06.000 Context matters.

00:21:08.000 Yes, I eat meat.

00:21:09.000 I don't go out and throw a rock at a dog for no reason.

00:21:13.000 Yes, I eat.

00:21:14.000 Yes, I enjoy venison.

00:21:15.000 Yes, I might go for a deer hunt this year.

00:21:18.000 I wouldn't beat a raccoon with a stone just to prove a point.

00:21:22.000 Yeah.

00:21:22.000 And was the raccoon a cop?

00:21:23.000 I don't know.

00:21:25.000 I would have assumed he was on their side.

00:21:26.000 It's the one animal that always has them. 0.51

00:21:29.000 They're bandits every time!

00:21:33.000 It's permanent!

00:21:35.000 And it's about as effective as those people who always wear a mask!

00:21:38.000 They come out at night, they don't have jobs.

00:21:41.000 They loot!

00:21:43.000 They are looting masked animals! 0.99

00:21:45.000 Yeah, they don't ask to take your garbage. 0.77

00:21:46.000 They don't ask!

00:21:48.000 They should be your mascot, if anything!

00:21:49.000 Think about it!

00:21:50.000 Yes! 0.93

00:21:51.000 You picked the worst animal to kill!

00:21:53.000 Are raccoons like the common enemy that we all need to bond around and be like, oh, they're here.

00:21:58.000 We're gonna get to eat our rotten lunch.

00:22:00.000 It's really more of a symbol.

00:22:02.000 I think you're talking about sacrifice.

00:22:03.000 This doesn't feel right.

00:22:05.000 I'm talking about hat wear.

00:22:09.000 I'm talking about facewear because I, unlike Dave Landau, believe the scientists.

00:22:19.000 So let's review this really quickly.

00:22:21.000 Now they're protesting even more.

00:22:22.000 The George Floyd-based riots, right, started in, I believe, late May.

00:22:27.000 May, yeah.

00:22:28.000 That's when they started.

00:22:28.000 Yeah.

00:22:29.000 About, yeah, right, it was right after the Muck Club quarantine month.

00:22:31.000 Labor Day.

00:22:32.000 Which the worst, you know what though?

00:22:32.000 Yeah.

00:22:32.000 Or Memorial Day.

00:22:34.000 It did sort of, it was Memorial Day, that's right, it wasn't Labor Day.

00:22:37.000 Because I was going to say, sometimes they're still rioting, and I've seen a few pairs of white pants.

00:22:42.000 Oh no.

00:22:43.000 You shouldn't ever.

00:22:43.000 It's so tacky.

00:22:44.000 I know.

00:22:45.000 I think that's the cause of the writing.

00:22:46.000 If you're going to be throwing bear mace on a cop, can you at least respect our social norms?

00:22:52.000 No white pants after Labor Day.

00:22:54.000 I mean, if you're gonna loot a Macy's, they have pants.

00:22:56.000 They do!

00:22:58.000 You have no excuse at this point.

00:22:59.000 Every salute to pants, just don't take the white ones. 0.71

00:23:03.000 First week of protests, there were 13 people killed. 0.52

00:23:06.000 Right?

00:23:07.000 13 people killed.

00:23:08.000 Over 30 people have died at the protests.

00:23:08.000 Since then, they've killed more.

00:23:10.000 Over 1,000 law enforcement casualties, injuries, and people who get mad saying, why do you say casualties?

00:23:15.000 Casualties do include deaths and injuries.

00:23:18.000 And we've always said this.

00:23:19.000 We're like, well, the number was $700 million and it never went up.

00:23:22.000 We were talking, and I'm going, I'm pretty sure it's significantly more.

00:23:25.000 According to Axios, it's minimum $1 billion, likely $2 billion, and you know it's higher than that.

00:23:31.000 This is coming from insurance companies at this point, not a government agency who wants to say, all is well!

00:23:36.000 The insurance company's like, well, actually, no, it's not. 0.97

00:23:39.000 Because people are collecting claims and shit and we're paying it. 0.95

00:23:42.000 Our patience has sort of run out. 0.95

00:23:43.000 You know, insurance is sort of fire safety, but not literal perpetual fire safety.

00:23:53.000 Then over the weekend... I just can't wait to see a black Morgan Freeman or one of those Allstate riot commercials. 0.95

00:23:58.000 That's not Morgan Freeman, that's a black guy from 24. 0.99

00:24:02.000 Other black. 0.69

00:24:02.000 Yeah, the other black Freeman. 0.69

00:24:05.000 The lesser god. 0.99

00:24:07.000 Freeman the lesser.

00:24:09.000 Are you in good flaming hands?

00:24:11.000 I don't know what is happening.

00:24:13.000 Is your car burning and your house and your business?

00:24:18.000 BLM. 0.71

00:24:18.000 Did Antifa slip on your porch? 0.71

00:24:21.000 BLM insurance. 0.84

00:24:23.000 Because it matters.

00:24:25.000 With our good homeowner reward program, you can place this spotter in your house that lets us know if you have not responded in protecting your own property.

00:24:32.000 We suggest putting up a BLM flag as if it's the Bible. 0.92

00:24:37.000 It may pass over.

00:24:38.000 And we encourage a reaction of serious surprise when they eat their own. 0.99

00:24:45.000 And when you shoot them, somehow it's your fault. 0.99

00:24:47.000 Yes. 0.99

00:24:47.000 Well, you know, pretty much if you're just white. 0.99

00:24:50.000 Just white.

00:24:51.000 Don't plan on us getting to that claim any time soon.

00:24:53.000 Are you in good hands?

00:24:54.000 Too bad I didn't dress like I did in the 90s.

00:24:57.000 I was barely white.

00:24:58.000 Really?

00:24:59.000 Were you that guy?

00:25:00.000 Oh, I was.

00:25:01.000 Were you wearing the MC Hammer pants?

00:25:03.000 I wasn't quite that, but I definitely had the Adidas tracksuit, the Figaro chain.

00:25:09.000 I definitely enjoyed my drugs.

00:25:11.000 You were Flava Dave?

00:25:12.000 I was Flava Dave.

00:25:13.000 Oh! 0.60

00:25:14.000 I love Flava Dave.

00:25:15.000 So, only so much.

00:25:16.000 He's been roping.

00:25:17.000 I was wondering why he was speaking that way when he came in.

00:25:21.000 He turned it off.

00:25:22.000 Yeah, I would love to have a call from Franklin, Dave!

00:25:26.000 What are you doing, Dave?

00:25:28.000 You're no longer welcome here.

00:25:29.000 No, it makes sense.

00:25:30.000 Please leave.

00:25:31.000 So let's go, over the weekend there were some very specific threats.

00:25:33.000 University of Waterloo, the political science professor, Emmett McFarlane, that's not doxing because he tweeted this publicly, burned Congress down before letting Trump try to appoint a new SCOTUS.

00:25:42.000 Then we have Reza Aslan, who I believe was a CNN contributor and a personal favorite of the Young Turks for a while.

00:25:48.000 And he also ate human brains on TV, so I don't think he has that much of a problem with the raccoon deal.

00:25:52.000 He said, if they even try to replace RBG, we burn the entire effing thing down.

00:25:59.000 It's one of those deals where they say, hey, your silence is violence.

00:26:03.000 Your silence and not speaking out and holding up your fist and saying Black Lives Matter is violence.

00:26:07.000 Do you mean because you're going to punch me in the face even though I'm 65 in my own Prius?

00:26:11.000 Afterward, it's I guess technically a form of inviting violence.

00:26:14.000 These people invite violence by actually inviting violence, actually encouraging violence, and then people act out on the violence.

00:26:21.000 And I do want to note, listen, not every protester is violent.

00:26:25.000 Correct.

00:26:25.000 But come on!

00:26:26.000 Over a thousand officer casualties, over two billion dollars in damages, over 30 deaths.

00:26:33.000 At what point do you say, okay, it's not really peaceful?

00:26:35.000 And by the way, Kyle Rittenhouse, that guy, Rosenbaum, he shot?

00:26:37.000 People have been talking about it.

00:26:38.000 You know what? 0.99

00:26:39.000 That guy raped five kids! 1.00

00:26:41.000 Are you serious? 1.00

00:26:43.000 He didn't just sexually accost, he didn't just show them naughty pictures, he raped five kids! 0.99

00:26:49.000 But what did he do wrong? 0.98

00:26:53.000 But no, Stephen, you're forgetting, Kyle had a weapon.

00:26:56.000 Yes!

00:26:56.000 That is much worse.

00:26:58.000 And believe me, the irony is not lost on me.

00:27:00.000 The fact that he was blown away by a miner is delicious.

00:27:03.000 It's so good.

00:27:04.000 It's so good.

00:27:05.000 He was chasing a miner and was blown away by a miner.

00:27:10.000 It's the perfect way to go.

00:27:12.000 He died doing what he loved.

00:27:13.000 I mean, you literally could find, like, Hannah meets that other movie that Phoenix just made that's terrible.

00:27:13.000 Chasing miners.

00:27:19.000 What?

00:27:20.000 Joker?

00:27:22.000 Joaquin Phoenix?

00:27:24.000 Joaquin Phoenix.

00:27:26.000 Get your references.

00:27:27.000 Oh, yes, yes, yes, yes.

00:27:29.000 Oh, I'm Hardly Here or whatever?

00:27:31.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:27:32.000 Which confused me because of the same title.

00:27:34.000 Was it like I Was Never Here?

00:27:35.000 Yes.

00:27:36.000 Where he played the rap thing?

00:27:38.000 Yes.

00:27:38.000 I just noticed the cleft lip.

00:27:39.000 Yeah, and also he broke his clavicle.

00:27:41.000 He has like a weird broken clavicle, like he's a walking prawn.

00:27:44.000 Yes, and he's got the beard in it.

00:27:48.000 You do wonder how much of it is good acting versus he's just a disturbing person.

00:27:50.000 He's just a weirdo?

00:27:51.000 Yeah.

00:27:51.000 I don't know.

00:27:52.000 You can fit him in the right role.

00:27:53.000 Works.

00:27:54.000 So this is where we are right now with this violence.

00:27:56.000 They have yet to condemn it entirely on the left.

00:27:59.000 Calling out Antifa and Black Lives Matter. 1.00

00:28:02.000 But I do think, listen, I've talked about you forfeit your right to live if you play the knockout game, if you break someone's car with a rock, if you aim a rifle into a car.

00:28:11.000 That's different from deserving to die crimes worthy of capital punishment. 0.99

00:28:15.000 Raping five kids, for me, you deserve to die. 0.98

00:28:17.000 Doesn't mean that Kyle Rittenhouse had the authority to execute that person. 0.99

00:28:21.000 But if we are going to act like these people and by these people, again, this Rosenbaum guy, why So let's not try and hang you on that, though he did use the N-word repeatedly.

00:28:29.000 We're going to act like not every single one of these people is a multiple serial time felon.

00:28:34.000 The kind of felonies that, not just, okay, he knocked over a liquor store.

00:28:38.000 The kind of crimes that make you sick to your stomach.

00:28:41.000 Listen, you cannot separate the two at this point when the people who you paint the murals for are all awful human beings who you, not only would you not let alone in a room with your daughter, you wouldn't let them look at your daughter.

00:28:54.000 You wouldn't let them within the vicinity of your daughter!

00:28:57.000 Yeah, but if all you watched was CNN, you would have no idea that cities are burning across America when these riots are happening, and of course there are... It's mostly peaceful.

00:29:04.000 Look, we've said this before, if you want to compare what a peaceful protest is, in a time where we thought things needed to change, You can look back to the Tea Party group, right?

00:29:13.000 They came into places, they protested, they were very vocal about what they believed, and then they left and cleaned stuff up as they left, right?

00:29:21.000 If you want to have a litmus test, a bar to hit, that's it.

00:29:24.000 Not these mostly peaceful protests. 0.97

00:29:27.000 Well, Rosenbaum only raped five kids, he was mostly not rapey for his life. 0.97

00:29:31.000 If you count all the kids that he met, he was a mostly peaceful rapist. 0.83

00:29:34.000 He was a mostly non-rapey, yeah. 0.78

00:29:37.000 Yeah, most of the time.

00:29:38.000 Joe Biden, I bet, didn't sniff every child.

00:29:40.000 No.

00:29:42.000 I bet he did.

00:29:43.000 He really tried.

00:29:43.000 He tried.

00:29:44.000 How else could he attend a Christmas pageant?

00:29:46.000 That's true.

00:29:47.000 They'd never get through Silent Night.

00:29:47.000 You love them.

00:29:48.000 Yeah.

00:29:49.000 Forget Little Drummer Boy.

00:29:50.000 He wanted to be Santa.

00:29:51.000 He'd be sniffing on beat.

00:29:53.000 Like me with my slurping.

00:29:55.000 So this violence now is because they're thinking about replacing RBG and they're saying this would set a crazy historical precedent.

00:30:02.000 This is a violation of all norms and they're trying to point to Republicans for being hypocrites right now or conservatives and I don't know what you think.

00:30:10.000 Let me make, what were you about to say?

00:30:10.000 I don't buy it.

00:30:11.000 I was going to say, how is it a Republican's fault?

00:30:14.000 She got diagnosed with terminal cancer in 2009 and just waited to die.

00:30:19.000 That's Trump.

00:30:20.000 Definitely Trump.

00:30:20.000 That's Trump.

00:30:21.000 She could have stepped aside then. 0.57

00:30:23.000 Trump left her water bottles in the car.

00:30:25.000 Is that what happened to her?

00:30:29.000 Somebody left her in the car outside of a rehab?

00:30:31.000 He lightly coated all of her mugs with BPA.

00:30:33.000 Her head just melted like a baby in the backseat.

00:30:37.000 And then he also installed a plant for her assistant and she didn't rinse her fruit.

00:30:42.000 He's very clever with that.

00:30:43.000 He plays the long ball.

00:30:46.000 So now they're saying this is historically unprecedented.

00:30:49.000 And this is actually another quote from Joe Biden, which I wouldn't say I love, but let's show it anyway.

00:30:56.000 Her granddaughter said yesterday and said publicly, RBG's granddaughter, that her dying words were, quote, my most fervent wish is that I not be replaced Until a new president is installed.

00:31:13.000 Are you speaking at a public pool?

00:31:16.000 Usually.

00:31:19.000 Not as a personal service to her, but as a service to the country, our country, at a crossroads.

00:31:27.000 Now watch this dive.

00:31:28.000 And the camera pans to the six-year-old Chinese girl.

00:31:30.000 Okay!

00:31:31.000 Hacha! 0.91

00:31:33.000 Cannonball! 0.98

00:31:34.000 By the way, I'm also pretty sure that RBG's last, at that point in the last day, the words were, This lady was serious cancer. 1.00

00:31:42.000 It was two days prior to her death, actually.

00:31:44.000 And one lady's last words are only a basis for a system of appointing new Supreme Court justices. 1.00

00:31:49.000 Think about this for a second.

00:31:50.000 Who cares?

00:31:51.000 And she knows that as well as anybody.

00:31:53.000 Are we supposed to just honor everyone's... What if Donald Trump were to die tomorrow and he just said, and my last wish is no other presidents.

00:32:01.000 Ever. 1.00

00:32:02.000 How about Mohammed's last word, kill all the Jews? 1.00

00:32:05.000 Well, you know, that's tough. 1.00

00:32:07.000 A few honored that.

00:32:09.000 One guy really tried.

00:32:12.000 I'm sure he had some pretty tasty last words, too.

00:32:14.000 We probably shouldn't be following those.

00:32:16.000 This is just such a lie that they try to make this like magical idea that she was like, I don't want to be... She didn't know anything.

00:32:24.000 She was just like, is that my mother?

00:32:27.000 She gambled incorrectly on Hillary Clinton. 0.99

00:32:29.000 That's what happened.

00:32:30.000 That's all. 1.00

00:32:30.000 She's like, shit! 1.00

00:32:34.000 I screwed up! 1.00

00:32:35.000 She's also somebody who called Colin Kaepernick, you know, disrespectful for kneeling.

00:32:41.000 And now all of a sudden you see those exact same people just going crazy online.

00:32:44.000 It's like, it's gotta suck to find out your hero died the same day you realized that was your hero.

00:32:50.000 And she also, by the way, said that she didn't want to pack the Supreme Court with more justices.

00:32:54.000 She did say that she didn't think it was necessarily super effective, the nine justices, but when you look at Joe Biden, these other people who do want to add to the Supreme Court.

00:33:00.000 Now, I know people are making the argument, and I want to really quickly clarify this, and then I'll use some historical precedent.

00:33:06.000 The difference between Barack Obama and Merrick Garland, that's what people are pointing to, right?

00:33:09.000 His last year of the presidency, he wanted to appoint a justice, and the Senate blocked it.

00:33:16.000 The difference here between the Scalia death and Merrick Garland and RBG is Barack Obama was a Democratic president and you had a Republican Senate.

00:33:26.000 So before we even get into decorum and history, listen, it's as simple as Barack Obama used his absolute authority as president to select a Supreme Court justice to nominate and then the

00:33:36.000 Senate use their absolute authority to reject it. In this case, the exact same scenario, Donald

00:33:41.000 Trump has the authority to nominate a Supreme Court justice and the Senate has the

00:33:45.000 right to confirm it. Period. That's really what it comes down to and that's why they were saying it

00:33:49.000 was historically unprecedented specifically for a divided government.

00:33:53.000 Let's be really, really clear on that.

00:33:55.000 It's not inconsistent at all with what's happening now.

00:33:58.000 And something that people need to take into consideration, that also was effectively a vote of no confidence, when they have a Democratic president and then they elect a Republican Senate.

00:34:05.000 Well, guess what?

00:34:06.000 They've not only elected a Republican president at this point, but they've added seats to the Republican Senate in 2010, 2014, But she wishes, though.

00:34:14.000 recent midterms consistently I think it was six seven and two or nine seven and

00:34:20.000 two so there hasn't been a single midterm where they haven't added Senate

00:34:24.000 seats the people have spoken Donald Trump is a president it's a Republican

00:34:28.000 Senate they have the right to nominate a Supreme Court justice and that's what

00:34:31.000 they should do now this does go wishes though she has wishes did

00:34:36.000 Final thought.

00:34:36.000 She coughed!

00:34:38.000 Guys, she's right here. 0.68

00:34:39.000 We're talking about her in front of her.

00:34:42.000 You know, listen, she's being a good sport and we turned off her microphone. 0.52

00:34:46.000 She's having fun.

00:34:46.000 Look at her.

00:34:47.000 Also her ventilator.

00:34:51.000 Ouch.

00:34:52.000 She's not wearing a mask. 0.99

00:34:53.000 She's as good as dead. 1.00

00:34:55.000 You know what, listen, at this point, COVID is a sweet release.

00:34:59.000 So there's been a Supreme Court, there's been a SCOTUS vacancy, I want to be clear, in an election year 29 times.

00:35:05.000 The president made a nomination in all 29 cases.

00:35:08.000 That's a precedent?

00:35:11.000 Ten nominations were the scenario that we are currently facing now, right?

00:35:14.000 With the same party controlling the Senate, nine out of those ten were successful Supreme Court nominees.

00:35:19.000 That these happened within an election year, President, Senate, same party, nine out of the ten.

00:35:25.000 We're seated.

00:35:26.000 What's the term?

00:35:27.000 Should I say seated?

00:35:27.000 Appointed?

00:35:28.000 Appointed.

00:35:29.000 Take a seat over there!

00:35:31.000 Appointed and confirmed.

00:35:33.000 So here's the thing, and this is the point you're getting to, which is what are the powers and what does the Constitution and the applicable laws say?

00:35:39.000 And they say, if you get through the appointment process and you get through the confirmation process, you're in. 0.96

00:35:44.000 I agree that there were some stupid comments made back in 2016 by some Republicans that are now coming back to haunt them, literally by word, but literally the system itself is still there. 0.98

00:35:55.000 The nomination can occur, and on top of that the confirmation can occur. 0.99

00:35:59.000 We have the ability to do it.

00:36:00.000 It's not unprecedented to be able to do it.

00:36:02.000 But what is unprecedented is how the leading two candidates, both of whom are women, are being excoriated by the left about all of their policies.

00:36:11.000 Get this, one of them is a Latina woman out of Florida, so apparently now it's just like, oh I can't believe you would nominate the second Latina woman because she's conservative right of course and then the other one oh we really don't like her because she's a woman and you know what she's too Catholic way to win the Latino vote Dems. 0.90

00:36:30.000 There's some Latino lady letting a candle burn. 1.00

00:36:37.000 Yeah, that's what you want to lose.

00:36:38.000 Every single person who has a half, what, bathtub with Mary on it on their front bed.

00:36:44.000 Oh, the one out of Florida, right?

00:36:45.000 So her family escaped from, I don't know, Cuba?

00:36:48.000 Right.

00:36:48.000 So, you know, that's what we definitely don't want.

00:36:50.000 We don't want anyone on the Supreme Court whose family knows the danger of communism.

00:36:53.000 Who wants someone who's actually experienced the dangers of socialism as opposed to Barack Obama taking a photo op in front of Che, who also was gay. 0.92

00:37:00.000 What were we about to say there, Dave? 0.91

00:37:02.000 I was just saying how much I enjoyed Shea's gayness. 0.97

00:37:06.000 That's why he executed too many of them. 0.82

00:37:13.000 This election year argument, would you boil down the presidency to essentially two years?

00:37:20.000 Rager Against the Machine left that out of their t-shirt. 0.99

00:37:24.000 It's his face like this, zoom out, and it's just a butt. 0.86

00:37:31.000 I mean, you're going to vote on the Senate every two years, right? 0.95

00:37:36.000 You have midterm elections, right?

00:37:37.000 You're going to have people being voted on in the Senate, and you have a presidential election every four years, right?

00:37:41.000 So really, we don't get to govern at all.

00:37:43.000 The presidency really is, well, you get your first hundred days, and then after that, we don't want to hear from you again, and then you get your next hundred days after that Senate stuff has happened, and then we don't want to hear from you again.

00:37:51.000 Because presidents are voted in for three and a half years, I think, and not actually four, you know?

00:37:55.000 Sorry, I really guessed it.

00:37:57.000 Bitches need to watch some Schoolhouse Rock, and I don't mean conjunction, because you already know their function, but there's a bill sitting on the Capitol steps who would like to speak with you. 1.00

00:38:05.000 Let me be clear about what Lindsey Graham said, because I understand there were some Republicans who followed suit and didn't actually take the context, the full context of what Lindsey Graham said. 0.91

00:38:13.000 Because now they're trying to use his words against him.

00:38:15.000 And let me be clear, it would be like me when I've talked about it on this show.

00:38:18.000 Listen, YouTube can do whatever they want.

00:38:19.000 It's not censorship because it's not the government.

00:38:21.000 But what is corporate censorship is when a company says or claims that they have certain

00:38:25.000 rules and they apply them selectively and with different standards.

00:38:29.000 You can probably find an interview down the line where I would say, well, listen, people are tired of the censorship occurring on social media because not every single time do I have the seconds available to go through the pieces.

00:38:29.000 I've made that clear.

00:38:40.000 And that's what happened with Lindsey Graham. 1.00

00:38:42.000 Let me be really clear.

00:38:43.000 In his argument that he made, he said, well, Merrick Garland was a different situation.

00:38:46.000 You had the president of one party nominating and you had the Senate in the hands of the other party, a situation where you've got them both Would.

00:38:53.000 Be.

00:38:54.000 And by the way, you know who else made the argument that you should appoint Supreme Court Justices in the last year?

00:38:54.000 Different.

00:39:00.000 Joseph Biden!

00:39:01.000 Back in 1992, before the cerebral plaque set in.

00:39:09.000 The gray matter.

00:39:10.000 I don't know if plaque is gray matter, white matter, how it shows up on your brain.

00:39:12.000 I'm not sure.

00:39:13.000 I have no idea.

00:39:14.000 Brain scan, I can see your plaque!

00:39:14.000 If it's white, let's go.

00:39:18.000 I have no plaque!

00:39:19.000 That's the kind of thing, if you just wanted to get Joe Biden to just like, you say, I can see your brain plaque.

00:39:23.000 No!

00:39:24.000 You cannot!

00:39:25.000 I don't know, prove it!

00:39:27.000 I'll prove it!

00:39:28.000 He would do like one-arm push-ups with the left side of his face going like this. 0.51

00:39:28.000 Push-ups! 0.51

00:39:33.000 Yeah, if he had more strength, he'd just be Jack Palance right now.

00:39:36.000 I guarantee it.

00:39:37.000 That's all he does is get violent.

00:39:41.000 He just, like, shoves people.

00:39:42.000 Or he'd be, like, attempting to be a Jack LaLanne, but not successful.

00:39:45.000 He would just be, instead of his dog Sprite, he'd just be kicking his dog across the room.

00:39:49.000 Get out of here! 0.99

00:39:50.000 Give me my juicer!

00:39:51.000 He's just drowning with a rope attached to a piano.

00:39:54.000 That's the English Channel?

00:40:00.000 You see, just swimming, and just gradually getting lower.

00:40:04.000 Like a water moccasin, just a head.

00:40:08.000 Anyone who is not familiar with Jack LaLanne's feats of strength, shame on you, that was funny.

00:40:15.000 He made the case in 1992.

00:40:16.000 He even made the case for the precedent being predicated on this idea of a divided government.

00:40:21.000 Go and read his statement.

00:40:22.000 You have the link right there in the overlay.

00:40:24.000 Read his entire statement in context.

00:40:26.000 It could read like Lindsey Graham's argument, or Donald Trump's argument, or our argument today.

00:40:31.000 And keep in mind, it is also tough, though.

00:40:33.000 He did make this argument before.

00:40:34.000 I don't want our argument to rest on that And perhaps, most cruelly of all, if Donald Trump has his way, the complications from COVID-19, which are well beyond what they should be, it's estimated that 200 million people have died probably by the time I finish this talk.

00:41:02.000 200 million people who died?

00:41:07.000 But if that's only seven million cases, it'd be 2,800% death rate. 0.98

00:41:18.000 He's retarded, right? 0.99

00:41:19.000 I think that's the takeaway. 0.98

00:41:21.000 Is that approximate?

00:41:22.000 Do I need Christopher Plummer to show up in my imagination?

00:41:25.000 Yeah, exactly.

00:41:26.000 That echo is just walking out like, who's ready to rock?

00:41:29.000 And it's just one guy.

00:41:33.000 I really wanna, can you set my mic to sad Peter Frampton guitar?

00:41:40.000 You know where most people leave halfway into the show?

00:41:44.000 It was a full rally at the beginning.

00:41:45.000 I wanna have a room going, let's beat traffic.

00:41:51.000 It gets tighter and tighter and tighter as the crowd leaves.

00:41:56.000 That is the Biden rally.

00:41:57.000 It's like finding out who the winner is at medieval times.

00:41:59.000 I don't care if it's red or blue.

00:42:01.000 It doesn't matter.

00:42:01.000 It doesn't affect my life.

00:42:03.000 I'm out.

00:42:03.000 Let's go.

00:42:04.000 Before the lot is filled with angered two-year-olds and sippy cups. 0.94

00:42:08.000 The chicken sucked again.

00:42:10.000 Every time.

00:42:11.000 Okay, so here's another argument they use.

00:42:12.000 Well, it isn't legally a precedent to have hate endorsements.

00:42:14.000 They say, well, what about decorum?

00:42:16.000 Okay.

00:42:17.000 Let me be really clear about this because I do believe that conservatives need to be consistent.

00:42:19.000 I've tried to talk about this in the past.

00:42:22.000 However, let's talk about sort of the decorum precedent that's been set.

00:42:27.000 When you knowingly slander a man to be a gang rapist, as you did with Kavanaugh in front of his wife, in front of his family, in front of the entire world, knowing verifiably that it's false, or at the very least completely baseless, guess what?

00:42:44.000 You rewrote the rule book!

00:42:46.000 We don't owe you anything!

00:42:47.000 You're going to say it's unprecedented when 29 times in American history a situation like this has happened, 10 times a situation like this has happened exactly, with 9 of these justices actually being confirmed when you had the same presidential party and senate, and you want to tell us it's a violation of decorum.

00:43:04.000 We just don't do this.

00:43:05.000 We're going to, we're going to, what Chuck Schumer said, nothing is off the table.

00:43:08.000 We're going to go nuclear.

00:43:09.000 Well, really, hold on a second.

00:43:10.000 Again, with the threats.

00:43:11.000 It's like the threats when they say, if RBG's seat is replaced, we're going to violently protest. 1.00

00:43:14.000 Well, you've already committed $2 billion in damage and took over eight city blocks in a city that nobody likes, asshole. 1.00

00:43:21.000 What else you got? 1.00

00:43:22.000 At this point, they go, oh, we're going to go to a nuclear option.

00:43:24.000 Oh, really?

00:43:25.000 A nuclear option? 0.99

00:43:26.000 You labeled this guy a gang rapist. 0.87

00:43:29.000 You made it sound like he was trying to run a train on a woman like the Baseball Furies, for crying out loud. 1.00

00:43:35.000 What else is there?

00:43:36.000 What other nuclear options?

00:43:37.000 So you threw out the rulebook.

00:43:39.000 We are beholden to nothing.

00:43:41.000 Nothing at this point.

00:43:42.000 Fill the seat.

00:43:43.000 Sorry, RBG.

00:43:44.000 I wish that I'd been softer.

00:43:45.000 Well, and the Chuck Todd's of the world were carrying their water this weekend, just going ballistic on Republicans saying that they can't believe they would do something like this.

00:43:51.000 I'd love for you to rewind a little bit to 2016 when the Merrick Garland situation happened.

00:43:57.000 Were they up in arms then?

00:43:58.000 I mean, I don't remember seeing CNN and MSNBC and everybody else saying, no, no, no, you should not be, a new president's coming in one way or the other because you're going out.

00:44:05.000 You should definitely wait.

00:44:07.000 And using Joe Biden's words against him, that nobody did that.

00:44:10.000 Nobody brought that up.

00:44:11.000 And by the way, it's just, it's, it's, it's this simple.

00:44:13.000 Barack Obama nominated, he, he nominated, what were the terms?

00:44:16.000 What are the order?

00:44:17.000 Nominate, confirmation.

00:44:19.000 Yeah.

00:44:19.000 Nominate.

00:44:20.000 Nominate, confirm, confirm, then appoint.

00:44:21.000 Yeah.

00:44:22.000 Nominate, confirm, appoint.

00:44:23.000 Barack Obama did use his authority.

00:44:24.000 He did.

00:44:25.000 Nominate a Supreme Court justice.

00:44:26.000 And the Senate said, That's our system of checks and balances! 0.90

00:44:32.000 You know how I wanted you to confirm my nominee?

00:44:36.000 We're not going to do that.

00:44:37.000 They did have the votes.

00:44:39.000 And that's what's crazy is that they're relying on the decorum.

00:44:42.000 Back then they were like, well, normally these guys would just sail through.

00:44:45.000 Well, we're not letting them sail through this time.

00:44:48.000 None of the arguments are about the actual power.

00:44:51.000 Right, right.

00:44:51.000 Not a single one of the arguments are actually, wait a minute, we have the law on our side, the law says XYZ.

00:44:58.000 Instead, they're just having to say, we really don't like the way that this would look, we're really serious about it.

00:45:03.000 I mean, they do it very openly, but I can't even muster the Look, I agree with that and I understand that, but at the same time, you do what's right even when it's inconvenient, right?

00:45:16.000 And that's what I would go back to.

00:45:17.000 And you even said that, like, you want to make sure that you're consistent.

00:45:20.000 Consistency right now would be telling every Democrat who has a problem with this to look back at 2016 and look back at Joe Biden.

00:45:28.000 Exactly.

00:45:28.000 Look back at what Joe Biden said.

00:45:30.000 Nothing is happening out of the ordinary.

00:45:32.000 Nothing is happening out of the ordinary.

00:45:34.000 The president is going to nominate a Supreme Court justice.

00:45:37.000 The Senate is likely going to confirm it.

00:45:40.000 And you can go fornicate yourself with a wire brush.

00:45:42.000 Yeah.

00:45:42.000 And here's a reason they say, let the people speak.

00:45:45.000 And that was what they said in 2016.

00:45:46.000 When you have a Senate divided, the judiciary rests with the White House and the Senate.

00:45:51.000 And when people put people...

00:45:54.000 No, I didn't say that.

00:45:56.000 When the people vote for the same party, they're saying, I like your judicial philosophy.

00:46:00.000 Go for it.

00:46:00.000 Do what you need to do.

00:46:01.000 That's exactly what happened here.

00:46:02.000 When they vote somebody else in, basically what the people are saying is, we don't like your judicial philosophy.

00:46:07.000 Don't go ahead.

00:46:08.000 The people have already spoken.

00:46:10.000 Yeah, that doesn't need to happen again.

00:46:11.000 They've spoken again in every single midterm, too, adding more Republicans to the Senate.

00:46:15.000 By the way, hit the notification bell if you are watching this, because subscriptions don't mean a whole lot on YouTube.

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00:46:25.000 We have a major announcement, by the way, regarding Michigan, the state capitol in Lansing, on October 2nd.

00:46:31.000 A big show, the biggest thing we've ever done on that Friday.

00:46:34.000 It's huge.

00:46:35.000 So find your way on down to, that's Lansing, state capitol, in Whitmer's backyard, where she takes poops.

00:46:41.000 I didn't know that.

00:46:43.000 That's news to me.

00:46:44.000 That is news.

00:46:44.000 Here's the final argument.

00:46:45.000 Now they go to norms and institutions.

00:46:47.000 They go to decorum.

00:46:48.000 It's just kind of different.

00:46:49.000 It's kind of all the same because they don't really have a legacy in it.

00:46:51.000 But norms and institutions.

00:46:53.000 The point that they're making right now is that, well it's tradition.

00:46:57.000 Hold on, Tradition, we've already kind of dispelled that, but we talk about norms and institutions.

00:47:03.000 Keep in mind, this is the party that wants to do away with the Electoral College.

00:47:08.000 This is the party that just wants to add seats.

00:47:10.000 And by the way, do they want the filibuster?

00:47:12.000 Do they want to ban the filibuster?

00:47:13.000 It depends who's president at that point.

00:47:15.000 Year to year.

00:47:16.000 We want the filibuster.

00:47:17.000 All right, listen.

00:47:18.000 It's like asking a guy to go in the back and pick something for you.

00:47:21.000 Oh, this is just a display model of this LG?

00:47:24.000 Do you have any more?

00:47:25.000 Let me go check in the back.

00:47:26.000 And he brings it out and you go, actually, now I want a Panasonic.

00:47:28.000 All right, he goes back.

00:47:29.000 He comes back.

00:47:29.000 You're like, actually, now I want a Westinghouse because I lost my job.

00:47:33.000 And I hear those are more affordable.

00:47:35.000 It's effectively an off-brand.

00:47:37.000 We don't sell Westinghouse at Best Buy, sir.

00:47:38.000 That's Walmart.

00:47:39.000 Well, you know what?

00:47:40.000 I guess I'm going to take my cash elsewhere.

00:47:41.000 That's what they're doing with the filibuster.

00:47:43.000 They want to talk norms and institutions.

00:47:44.000 They don't want us to continue with the Electoral College.

00:47:47.000 Let's be clear about that.

00:47:48.000 They don't want us to accept the results of the elections.

00:47:50.000 They don't want us to actually conduct elections the way that we've always conducted them.

00:47:54.000 Ever.

00:47:54.000 Yeah.

00:47:54.000 Elections.

00:47:55.000 And they want to pack the Supreme Court.

00:47:57.000 Keep in mind, they're complaining about something that is entirely within not only constitutional parameters, but historically there's been a standard set.

00:48:06.000 They have been clear that if Biden is elected, they want to change all of it and pack the courts.

00:48:11.000 Here you go.

00:48:12.000 If, in fact, they are successful in placing a justice on the court, I think that what Democrats have to do, assuming that Biden is president and there is a Senate majority for the Democrats, we need to think about court reform.

00:48:28.000 And at a minimum, as part of that reform package, I think additional justices need to be placed on the Supreme Court.

00:48:36.000 I don't care, photo-negative Ned Flanders!

00:48:40.000 That's court reform. 0.96

00:48:43.000 So basically you don't like the opinion.

00:48:45.000 Doesn't reform usually mean like bringing it back to its original purpose or intent?

00:48:49.000 But there's that pesky constitution they don't like either.

00:48:52.000 They want to rewrite that as well. 0.94

00:48:54.000 Ever since it raped Jimmy Carter. 0.85

00:48:56.000 Pretty much. 0.99

00:48:58.000 That's a sad day.

00:49:01.000 For him.

00:49:02.000 For the old sweater-wearing peanut farmer.

00:49:04.000 Everyone else, it's just another day.

00:49:09.000 That's what they want to do.

00:49:09.000 So let's be really clear.

00:49:10.000 They're clear about it.

00:49:11.000 They've said don't accept the results of the election.

00:49:13.000 Big media.

00:49:14.000 When I say big media, big tech, we talk about this.

00:49:14.000 This is also important.

00:49:16.000 Really they're one and the same with the leftist government right now because they follow lockstep with the same policies.

00:49:22.000 When you have effectively Hillary Clinton coming out saying under no circumstances should Joe Biden concede.

00:49:28.000 And then you have Jack Dorsey and you have people on Twitter.

00:49:30.000 I don't know if Zuckerberg joined in or who did at Alphabet, but I know Jack Dorsey did in no uncertain terms.

00:49:34.000 When they join in with Hillary Clinton echoing her sentiment saying, we will remove any misinformation that claims on election day that Donald Trump has won.

00:49:42.000 Listen, the two are inextricably tied.

00:49:44.000 The current DNC and Big Tech, they're working together also because they understand that the DNC will offer protections to them with a double standard that they would not offer to other companies.

00:49:53.000 Again, that's all I want.

00:49:55.000 I don't want them to necessarily be declared a public platform.

00:49:58.000 I want social media companies to have to determine and answer, are you a public platform?

00:50:03.000 Are you a public square?

00:50:04.000 Are you a publisher?

00:50:05.000 Because two very different rule sets.

00:50:08.000 One, Jiminy Cricket can go screw himself.

00:50:09.000 now to be afforded these legal loopholes, these legal protections, while you still selectively

00:50:14.000 implement the law.

00:50:15.000 The other, okay, well then you're just like the New York Times and you can censor your

00:50:19.000 comment pages all you want, but you need to decide.

00:50:22.000 So I want to be clear about that.

00:50:23.000 And finally, the last thing, the argument is the dying wish.

00:50:26.000 Well, okay, you know what? 0.97

00:50:29.000 Jiminy Cricket can go screw himself. 1.00

00:50:31.000 I don't give a rat's ass. 1.00

00:50:33.000 I don't give a rat's ass if there was a shooting star, if it was a solar eclipse. 0.99

00:50:36.000 They're saying, oh, her dying wish, which no one can verify, by the way. 0.99

00:50:39.000 It's like a TMZ story.

00:50:40.000 Well, she's 87.

00:50:41.000 It's not like she was saying it to John Cena.

00:50:44.000 You don't just get a dying wish.

00:50:46.000 Well, she did say to John Cena, and then she was reiterating it to her granddaughter, and she said, I told John Cena, but he just kept doing this.

00:50:56.000 What is this?

00:50:58.000 I was very confused.

00:51:00.000 He said they brought back the ice cream sandwiches, which is all I can digest.

00:51:05.000 And gin and soup.

00:51:11.000 You know when your strongest argument is dying wish? 1.00

00:51:13.000 You're screwed. 0.99

00:51:14.000 Well, look, let's take a quote from her when she wasn't dying. 1.00

00:51:20.000 She said, when asked if the Senate should consider justice in election year, this was RBG's response, she said, that's their job.

00:51:27.000 There's nothing in the Constitution that says the president stops being the president in his last year.

00:51:33.000 So a change, you know, John Cena confused her.

00:51:36.000 He did.

00:51:37.000 Let's let bygones be bygones, okay?

00:51:39.000 We can't hold her at her word, but we certainly shouldn't hold her granddaughter at her word.

00:51:43.000 Was it daughter or granddaughter?

00:51:45.000 I think it was granddaughter.

00:51:46.000 Because her daughter probably wouldn't remember The Dying Wish. 0.58

00:51:48.000 Her daughter was probably there.

00:51:50.000 Some kind of maybe son was like, I heard The Dying Wish.

00:51:52.000 I said, what was it?

00:51:53.000 He's like, I don't remember because I'm also 85.

00:51:54.000 You know what's one thing that's a very telling admission of that is that if there was a time That you were going to use a dying wish to say something, you would use it to say, oh, the law says you can't do X, Y, Z. And for all of her faults or the opinions that I disagreed with that she authored, she was a very brilliant legal scholar.

00:52:13.000 And a very brilliant legal scholar and her dying wish was not, the law says you can't do it.

00:52:19.000 It was, I prefer that it not be that way.

00:52:21.000 And that is an honest admission, unlike what we're hearing from the Dems, which is, oh, there's legal hurdles.

00:52:26.000 Oh, there's a blah, blah, blah.

00:52:27.000 No, no.

00:52:28.000 She may not like it, but the wish ends the rules. 0.97

00:52:31.000 Kind of like when you often say, ah, I wish I could kick Gerald in the nuts right now. 0.73

00:52:34.000 Well, he does that most of the time. 0.64

00:52:35.000 But you don't do it while the cameras are rolling.

00:52:36.000 No, no, look, I wouldn't want to disrupt the flow of the show.

00:52:40.000 I can find him in the parking lot after.

00:52:41.000 It's fine.

00:52:42.000 Ouch, jeez.

00:52:43.000 When you wish upon a star.

00:52:46.000 Bam. 0.99

00:52:46.000 My balls. 0.99

00:52:47.000 That hurts. 1.00

00:52:47.000 That's RBG's wish. 1.00

00:52:48.000 That's about what I think of it.

00:52:50.000 Okay, we are going to go to people who are not Mug Club members.

00:52:55.000 We're going to play Bad Movie Line, and we have a major announcement to make here exclusively for Mug Club members. 0.99

Louder with Crowder - September 21, 2020

Republicans MUST Replace RBG Immediately! | Dave Landau Guests | Good Morning #MugClub

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