Louder with Crowder - Trump Trial: Stormy Daniels' Insane Sexual Testimony | GUESTS: Eduardo Bolsonaro & Paulo Figueiredo

00:00:00.000 8, 8, 8, 7, 3, 2, 4, 7, 6, 7, 8, 9, 7, 6, 4, 3, 7, 6.

00:00:03.000 Long.

00:00:06.000 When I have plucked the rose.

00:00:09.000 Gee, so grey-hot.

00:00:11.000 Longing still for that which longer nurseth the deceit.

00:00:15.000 In faith, I do not love thee.

00:00:18.000 Shall I compare thee to a summer's day?

00:00:22.000 When I have plucked the rose, plucked the rose Longing still for that which longer nursers do deceive

00:00:30.000 In faith I do not love thee Shall I compare thee to a summer's day?

00:00:38.000 Kiss bitter to the blood and loss Than never to a love at all

00:00:46.000 Come cheer up my lance, come cheer up my lance Kiss bitter to the blood and loss

00:00:54.000 Incredibly unbroken sentence moving from topic to topic No one had a chance to interrupt, it was quite hypnotic

00:01:02.000 Incredibly unbroken sentence moving from topic to topic No one had a chance to interrupt, it was quite hypnotic

00:01:10.000 Eh la la, she leaves scar now Eh la la, she leaves scar now

00:01:18.000 Eh la la, she leaves scar now I don't know what I'm gonna say. 0.99

00:01:25.000 you Love tits. 1.00

00:01:27.000 I'm an old-fashioned guy. 1.00

00:01:29.000 Feel good on the wife.

00:01:30.000 I haven't put a pee-pee in my mouth yet.

00:01:31.000 I'm the one living the alternative lifestyle.

00:01:34.000 Nick DiPaolo, everybody!

00:01:35.000 Nick DiPaolo!

00:01:37.000 Give it up for Nick DiPaolo!

00:01:38.000 Nick DiPaolo!

00:01:43.000 Nick DiPaolo! 0.99

00:01:46.000 Holy s***! 0.99

00:01:46.000 Wow! 0.99

00:01:47.000 Now, in every industry, there's often a person who people think is the man, right?

00:01:51.000 The person who gets the accolades or the push.

00:01:53.000 And then behind the scenes, there's... there's the guy.

00:01:56.000 In the world of stand-up comedy, for decades, that guy is Nick DiPaolo.

00:02:00.000 He's a billionaire.

00:02:01.000 He's gonna donate $1,000 to a children's cancer hospital every time one of the Mets hits a home run.

00:02:07.000 Cheap brick.

00:02:08.000 Got a kid from the Make-A-Wish Foundation.

00:02:09.000 Billy, what's your last wish?

00:02:10.000 I don't know.

00:02:11.000 Can we get a designated hitter in the National League? 0.97

00:02:14.000 What's my obsession with dicks? 0.98

00:02:16.000 Oh, I don't know. 0.99

00:02:17.000 Maybe it's because somebody stuck one in my mouth when I was three seconds old and it fed me a delicious meal that kept me alive for the next 24 hours. 0.99

00:02:24.000 Would she be happier if I was obsessed with cock? 1.00

00:02:27.000 Sorry, my dad didn't walk around pantless while I was teething. 1.00

00:02:30.000 What's your obsession with dicks anyways? 0.97

00:02:32.000 Maybe it's because somebody stuck one in my mouth when I was three seconds old and it fed me a delicious meal that kept me alive for the next two days. 0.99

00:02:38.000 Maybe that's why! 0.98

00:02:39.000 Are you homophobic? 0.98

00:02:40.000 Hillary's still out there saying, well, I lost because of sexism. 1.00

00:02:42.000 A little subtle hint that she wasn't very healthy, like a nine-inch stain in her pantsuit as she's going up the stairs. 0.98

00:02:49.000 Now you know who you came to see.

00:02:50.000 That's right, sir.

00:02:51.000 Don't clap.

00:02:52.000 You couldn't even think that joke up in a million years.

00:02:55.000 I had a great time.

00:02:56.000 I can't thank you people enough for coming out.

00:03:00.000 I f***ing love you.

00:03:01.000 Thank you so much.

00:03:03.000 Let's do it again.

00:03:04.000 What do you say, huh?

00:03:06.000 Wow.

00:03:09.000 I'm going to be a good boy.

00:03:11.000 I'm going to be a good boy.

00:03:14.000 Oh, my God.

00:03:22.000 ♪♪ ♪♪

00:05:01.000 ♪♪ 30 seconds!

00:05:09.000 Now I'll be with you!

00:05:10.000 All right, guys, this is it.

00:05:12.000 2020, move fast and avoid getting those community guidelines striped.

00:05:15.000 I want regular content from all of you.

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00:05:18.000 If you're not sure if your content's borderline, err on the side of caution.

00:05:22.000 We don't need any more channels being banned.

00:05:25.000 Keep your content clean, gentlemen.

00:05:27.000 I'll see you on YouTube.

00:05:29.000 Okay, let me show you, boys and...

00:05:44.000 Thank you.

00:05:49.000 Keep running!

00:05:51.000 Go, go, go, go!

00:05:53.000 Bring it down! 1.00

00:06:07.000 Captain, they've got us surrounded!

00:06:15.000 I don't know how much more I can take!

00:06:17.000 Don't think like that!

00:06:18.000 I promise you, after this, I'll buy everyone here a round of beer!

00:06:21.000 Okay?

00:06:21.000 Even Brandon!

00:06:22.000 Thank you, sir!

00:06:23.000 Has he got a saloon?

00:06:24.000 He's got a saloon!

00:06:25.000 That's not protocol!

00:06:31.000 Corporal Black, tell me you have some good news for me.

00:06:33.000 Right now, Captain, there's hardly anybody left.

00:06:36.000 And it gets worse.

00:06:36.000 It's not gonna get any worse.

00:06:38.000 It's just box videos.

00:06:39.000 It's all unboxings and makeup tutorials with training.

00:06:42.000 Corporal Black! 0.70

00:06:44.000 Corporal Black! 1.00

00:06:45.000 You Palo Alto bastard! 1.00

00:06:47.000 Sir, we need to surrender. 1.00

00:06:48.000 Oh, come on! 0.99

00:06:49.000 We didn't come all this way just to give it up to some Silicon Valley sprite, right?

00:06:54.000 What's your name, private?

00:06:54.000 Given, sir.

00:06:55.000 He's not in our company, but he's still here!

00:06:57.000 That's a good sign! 0.99

00:06:59.000 It's an election year, dammit! 0.99

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00:07:50.000 Alright.

00:08:14.000 Bear with me today.

00:08:15.000 I'm probably going to be jumping around quite a bit.

00:08:17.000 I feel like people in this office, the studio, are trying to get my goat today.

00:08:23.000 You can bring up the rundown.

00:08:24.000 Good news is we have Paulo Figueiredo on the show and Eduardo Bolsonaro, of course, from Brazil, from what was happening yesterday there.

00:08:31.000 They're testifying before committee and they've been on the show, so that's going to be fun.

00:08:36.000 Stormy Daniels.

00:08:38.000 Everything that the left has tried to make this case into being about is wrong.

00:08:48.000 It's just not correct, okay?

00:08:50.000 This is a woman with no credibility by design. 1.00

00:08:52.000 Do you want to verify, to confirm that this is political persecution?

00:08:58.000 All right, we'll walk you through it.

00:08:59.000 It's a lady who basically said on the stand yesterday, I'm here for extortion, please. 1.00

00:09:07.000 We're also going to be, this is something I think people are trying to aggravate me because you know Putin won his record five billionth term and he had a meeting with Steven Seagal.

00:09:16.000 Now I was instructed to not watch this clip because everyone knows of my deep, deep revulsion of Steven Seagal.

00:09:23.000 He didn't meet with Putin but he was there and commenting and so.

00:09:27.000 I haven't seen the clip but I know that I'll be getting angry.

00:09:30.000 Yeah.

00:09:31.000 So if at any point today you're watching on YouTube and you see this Head on over to Rumble, because why are you watching on YouTube anyway?

00:09:39.000 It's a live show.

00:09:40.000 Weekdays, 10am.

00:09:41.000 Also, really quickly, Nick DiPaolo is going to be in New Jersey this Saturday, May 11th.

00:09:47.000 The OG.

00:09:48.000 Yeah!

00:09:49.000 I'm also irritated because I know some other comics out there who fancy themselves free speech advocates and have tried to curb Nick behind the scenes a little bit.

00:09:58.000 He'll never talk about it, and I won't name names, but I've seen the messages saying, you know, Nick, you shouldn't be saying this.

00:10:06.000 This is why certain people won't hire you, because of his political views.

00:10:08.000 So get out there, support him.

00:10:09.000 One of the funniest shows you will ever see in your life.

00:10:13.000 And we'll be talking about all that and more.

00:10:15.000 Number two, Captain Morgan, CEO, how are you?

00:10:17.000 I'm doing well avoiding the office bug.

00:10:19.000 I know.

00:10:19.000 Whatever's going around.

00:10:20.000 I have bubble guts this morning.

00:10:22.000 I probably started it.

00:10:23.000 Yeah.

00:10:23.000 Mm-hmm.

00:10:23.000 I didn't get sick though, so I'm fine.

00:10:25.000 Well, you didn't have to sneeze on everyone's desk.

00:10:27.000 No, I just don't like washing my hands.

00:10:29.000 That's it.

00:10:30.000 It's a personal choice, Steven.

00:10:34.000 Also, when you hear this, you know him, you love him.

00:10:36.000 Another wonderful comic.

00:10:38.000 You can watch his special American Mug Club.

00:10:39.000 Yeah!

00:10:40.000 Mr. Josh Feierstein, how are you, sir?

00:10:42.000 I'm good.

00:10:42.000 Good.

00:10:43.000 Had a great night.

00:10:44.000 Yeah?

00:10:44.000 Made love in a pool.

00:10:45.000 Good for you!

00:10:46.000 So, yeah.

00:10:47.000 You can still get pregnant. 1.00

00:10:48.000 That's a myth.

00:10:49.000 Well, we'll see.

00:10:50.000 A hot tub's not a pool, Josh.

00:10:51.000 Well... It wasn't a hot tub.

00:10:51.000 Yeah.

00:10:52.000 It's a full-size pool, my friend.

00:10:54.000 Hey, I don't know what we're talking about. 0.97

00:10:55.000 Crazy sexual perversion? 0.99

00:10:57.000 Cold water love. 0.99

00:10:58.000 It's hard to do!

00:10:59.000 Well, if I do it, it's more like Lake Placid.

00:11:03.000 Um... Placid.

00:11:03.000 Oh.

00:11:04.000 It's a horror movie.

00:11:05.000 So... Lake Flacid?

00:11:06.000 Yeah.

00:11:08.000 Did my F sound like a P?

00:11:09.000 A little bit.

00:11:13.000 I just want to say, I don't care anymore.

00:11:15.000 Let me ask you this.

00:11:17.000 Do you care anymore?

00:11:18.000 Yesterday they brought Stormy Daniels onto the stand to try and embarrass Donald Trump through, you know, these lurid details.

00:11:24.000 I don't care anymore.

00:11:26.000 I don't care what people prefer sexually in a consensual relationship.

00:11:31.000 It doesn't matter to me.

00:11:34.000 You can comment below.

00:11:35.000 Is anyone else affected by this?

00:11:37.000 By the way, the idea that she suggested he be spanked by a rolled up magazine, he said okay. 0.98

00:11:43.000 Okay, alright, do it!

00:11:45.000 That couldn't be more innocent and playful?

00:11:48.000 There's not a sex hammock and a syringe in a closet. 1.00

00:11:51.000 Who gives a rat's ass? 0.99

00:11:53.000 And are you more convinced than ever that they didn't actually even sleep together? 0.99

00:11:57.000 I used to think maybe Donald Trump did.

00:11:59.000 We know he's been a philanderer in the past.

00:12:02.000 But looking at the details now, it's 60-40, I think he didn't even sleep with Stormy Daniels.

00:12:06.000 I think this is a shakedown artist. 0.99

00:12:08.000 I think she's a professional liar. 0.98

00:12:10.000 And even the media's having a tough time carrying her water. 1.00

00:12:13.000 So, I don't care.

00:12:15.000 Don't care. 0.95

00:12:16.000 Don't care how weird your sex stuff is. 0.93

00:12:18.000 It's none of my business. 0.76

00:12:20.000 I think he's fine.

00:12:20.000 I think it made him just, again, he was like, oh yeah, you're claiming that I slept with a Playboy model, okay.

00:12:26.000 Yeah, I'll have to, I guess, take that dart.

00:12:26.000 Right.

00:12:28.000 Well, she is gross. 1.00

00:12:30.000 She is gross, I'm just saying. 1.00

00:12:31.000 Yeah. 0.98

00:12:31.000 The headline doesn't read well. 0.98

00:12:32.000 Really quickly, another headline, the Boy Scouts for America, after much deliberation and membership shortfalls, have changed the organization's name to Scouting of America in what is officially being declared the happiest day of our lives, according to pedophiles.

00:12:47.000 Let's go on.

00:12:47.000 Oh, good for them!

00:12:51.000 The new slogan is, shhh, don't tell.

00:12:54.000 Shhh, don't tell badge.

00:12:56.000 Are they scouting recruits?

00:12:57.000 Yeah, exactly.

00:12:58.000 You know what?

00:12:59.000 Watch.

00:12:59.000 Five years, six, seven, I don't know.

00:13:01.000 Could be two months from now.

00:13:02.000 People will say, remember when everyone said the slippery slope was a fallacy?

00:13:06.000 This is how it starts.

00:13:07.000 They can't have a space that's safe for boys.

00:13:11.000 We have to open it up and be inclusive.

00:13:12.000 Well, it's kind of antithetical to the entire point of boy scouts.

00:13:16.000 Of America.

00:13:17.000 I was kicked out because all I wanted was a Swiss Army knife and I immediately threw it at one of my colleagues.

00:13:21.000 Did you really?

00:13:22.000 Yeah.

00:13:23.000 I think, I wonder why they were having shortfalls in membership.

00:13:25.000 Probably because a lot of the boys are becoming Girl Scouts.

00:13:28.000 Yes, exactly.

00:13:29.000 Oh, come on. 0.87

00:13:30.000 Also, they do have, I mean, they sell the cookies.

00:13:32.000 It's, you know.

00:13:33.000 The cookies, they're actually pretty good.

00:13:33.000 Oh, yeah.

00:13:34.000 Boy Scouts are selling like crafts and pine cones and no one cares.

00:13:38.000 Get out of here with your handkerchief.

00:13:39.000 Yeah, it's just, it doesn't work.

00:13:41.000 All right.

00:13:41.000 I don't know why you go to Boy Scouts though.

00:13:42.000 If you want to get touched, just go to church.

00:13:44.000 Hey! 0.99

00:13:46.000 By the hand of the Lord.

00:13:48.000 And also Pastor Tom.

00:13:49.000 No!

00:13:51.000 No. 1.00

00:13:52.000 It's so stupid that you put gay people with young kids, and it's like, are you saying gay people can't control themselves? 1.00

00:13:57.000 No! 1.00

00:13:58.000 I'm saying men can't control themselves. 0.99

00:14:00.000 They just happen to be gay. 1.00

00:14:02.000 We're sexually predatory. 1.00

00:14:03.000 Do you not understand science?

00:14:05.000 Well, I don't think that's why they changed the name, but the point is well made.

00:14:08.000 And of course, you know, the pedophile thing was a joke.

00:14:11.000 There is no official declaration from pedophiles, but I imagine it's what they say.

00:14:13.000 Are you sure?

00:14:14.000 I'm not sure.

00:14:15.000 You heard it here.

00:14:15.000 Okay.

00:14:16.000 Gerald's a predator.

00:14:17.000 Yes.

00:14:19.000 Guys, we have international guests on later on the show. 1.00

00:14:24.000 Let's write this shit. 0.99

00:14:27.000 I want to play this really quickly. 0.99

00:14:31.000 I get that Cuomo, one of the brothers Cuomo, is now independent online and presents himself as a truth teller, someone who's seen the light, and here's my issue with it.

00:14:46.000 There hasn't been an apology tour.

00:14:49.000 Now, people use the term grifter so often that it's lost all meaning.

00:14:52.000 I'm not saying that he is, but what I do... Here are kind of the standards as far as seeing if someone is genuine.

00:14:58.000 Why the transition?

00:14:59.000 Where's the flash of genius moment?

00:15:01.000 The road to Damascus moment?

00:15:04.000 And how do they correct it moving forward?

00:15:07.000 Do they take any accountability or responsibility?

00:15:11.000 And honestly, are they in a position where they would have to now take these new political positions because there are no options left?

00:15:18.000 If all of those kind of come to a point, you say, ah, there's an intersect here.

00:15:23.000 I just realized I didn't brush my beard.

00:15:25.000 I was like, what's this?

00:15:28.000 Is there a hobo on my face?

00:15:29.000 Yeah, it looks terrible. 0.62

00:15:29.000 That's me! 0.62

00:15:31.000 I didn't want to say anything, but... It feels terrible.

00:15:33.000 Should we start the show over?

00:15:36.000 Oh, that would be nice.

00:15:37.000 Oh, I forgot, we do it live.

00:15:38.000 We don't pre-tape 12 episodes in a week and run it for a year.

00:15:42.000 Nobody noticed.

00:15:43.000 You look great.

00:15:44.000 So, here is Chris Cuomo on Patrick Bet-David Show, who does a very good job hosting, talking now about taking ivermectin.

00:15:52.000 Here's the issue.

00:15:55.000 I've always said you're not just judged by the information that you presented.

00:15:58.000 History will judge you by the information that was available at that time.

00:16:03.000 So if someone says, you know what, I've had a conversion, or you know what, I've seen the light, okay.

00:16:07.000 Do you acknowledge that this information was available at that time regarding ivermectin, regarding COVID, regarding lockdowns, and then you have to answer for why did you not present it?

00:16:18.000 That's my issue.

00:16:19.000 Let's roll this clip and we'll just go through it point by point.

00:16:22.000 I'll tell you something else that's gonna get you a lot of hits.

00:16:27.000 I am taking a, what do they call it, like a regular dose, you know, whatever, they're trying to build up, of Ivermectin.

00:16:37.000 Ivermectin was a boogeyman early on in COVID.

00:16:40.000 You couldn't talk about it.

00:16:41.000 That was wrong.

00:16:43.000 We were given bad information about Ivermectin.

00:16:46.000 The real question is, why?

00:16:49.000 Everyone's going to say, Joe Rogan was right.

00:16:51.000 No, Joe Rogan was saying, yeah, he was right.

00:16:54.000 But that's not what matters.

00:16:56.000 Pause!

00:16:57.000 That does matter. 1.00

00:16:59.000 That does matter, asshole. 0.99

00:17:02.000 And the reason that it matters is because you guys literally changed the color tone of the Joe Rogan video and ran headlines saying that he was taking horse dewormer when it has been prescribed. 0.99

00:17:14.000 I don't know if it's overall to hundreds of millions of people.

00:17:16.000 I don't have the number in front of me.

00:17:17.000 No, it does matter.

00:17:18.000 It does matter, because you guys talk about this disparity of power all the time.

00:17:23.000 CNN, mainstream networks, and of course everyone else jumped on it, New York Post, Washington Post.

00:17:28.000 Joe Rogan was right, and it wasn't just Joe Rogan who was right.

00:17:32.000 The doctors on his show were right.

00:17:36.000 You tried to destroy his credibility proactively while the information confirming that he was correct, which you'll go on, To admit, in a moment, was available to you.

00:17:48.000 It doesn't really matter.

00:17:49.000 It matters.

00:17:50.000 It took five minutes to find this out.

00:17:52.000 Five minutes of research would have found this out.

00:17:54.000 And by the way, not only Joe Rogan, the doctors that were on his show were right.

00:17:58.000 The doctors that were not on his show, that were across America saying, what is going on with this, were right.

00:18:02.000 Because he's going to go on to say that he's talked to doctors now and he understands now.

00:18:05.000 Doctors on this show.

00:18:06.000 Doctors on this show.

00:18:06.000 Yeah.

00:18:08.000 We were suspended, by the way.

00:18:08.000 We were right.

00:18:09.000 We were suspended on YouTube.

00:18:11.000 We were suspended on YouTube for the discussion of Ivermectin with active doctors and CNN was involved in the calling for banning of misinformation.

00:18:21.000 There needs to be some kind of restitution.

00:18:24.000 That's the issue.

00:18:25.000 He can't say why.

00:18:26.000 He cannot say why was this given to us.

00:18:29.000 He was part of the problem.

00:18:31.000 He is part of the why.

00:18:32.000 He's like, oh, it was a boogeyman.

00:18:33.000 We were given bad information.

00:18:34.000 False.

00:18:34.000 You weren't given bad information.

00:18:35.000 You chose to only listen to people who were the science.

00:18:38.000 Second, why was it given to you?

00:18:40.000 Why was that hidden from you?

00:18:41.000 It wasn't.

00:18:42.000 You were part of the people hiding it from the American people, Chris.

00:18:42.000 It was not.

00:18:46.000 It sounds a lot like, I was just doing my job.

00:18:50.000 Now I'm doing mine.

00:18:51.000 If this were an action film.

00:18:52.000 Let's continue with the clip.

00:18:54.000 The entire clinical community knew that Ivermectin couldn't hurt you.

00:18:57.000 They knew it, Patrick.

00:18:59.000 I know they knew it.

00:19:00.000 How do I know?

00:19:00.000 Because now I'm doing nothing but talking to these clinicians.

00:19:03.000 Pause!

00:19:04.000 What were you doing then as a journalist?

00:19:05.000 So if you're a journalist now...

00:19:10.000 You weren't then.

00:19:13.000 I'm sure he's not a bad guy, by the way.

00:19:16.000 The accusations of the sexual harassment seem like they're trumped up.

00:19:22.000 I'm never going to attack a guy because of some bogus claims made by leftists who don't like him.

00:19:26.000 Okay.

00:19:27.000 Are you a journalist now or were you a journalist then?

00:19:30.000 You need to clarify.

00:19:31.000 You don't get to gain credibility.

00:19:34.000 If you fail to acknowledge that you blew your credibility then on purpose.

00:19:40.000 He just said all of these clinicians.

00:19:42.000 I know that now because I'm talking to them.

00:19:44.000 You had a show on primetime on CNN.

00:19:46.000 You didn't talk to them then.

00:19:48.000 And by the way, you did segment after segment after segment about having misinformation removed from social media while we and Joe Rogan were talking to clinicians.

00:19:57.000 Next.

00:19:58.000 Let's keep rolling this.

00:20:00.000 ...were overwhelmed by COVID and they weren't saying anything.

00:20:03.000 Not that they were hiding anything, but it's cheap, it's not owned by anybody, and it's used as an antimicrobial, antiviral, in all of these different ways.

00:20:14.000 I thought that sounded like everyone in this room live on air in 2020.

00:20:17.000 Continue.

00:20:19.000 Yes, they did.

00:20:20.000 Hey, you know who else said that?

00:20:21.000 My doctor.

00:20:22.000 Guess where he said it?

00:20:23.000 And my doctor, who is now my doctor, was using it during COVID on her family and on patients.

00:20:29.000 And it was working for them.

00:20:31.000 So they were wrong to play scared on that.

00:20:35.000 Didn't know that at the time.

00:20:37.000 Know it now.

00:20:38.000 Admit it.

00:20:39.000 Yes, they did.

00:20:40.000 Hey, you know who else said that?

00:20:41.000 My doctor.

00:20:42.000 Guess where he said it?

00:20:44.000 Here on this show.

00:20:46.000 On shows that were suspended.

00:20:47.000 This isn't about Monday morning quarterbacking.

00:20:50.000 It's not about a victory lap.

00:20:51.000 Actual damage was done.

00:20:53.000 Yes.

00:20:54.000 If it was about saving lives, and you're now saying, we now know that this works.

00:20:57.000 We now know that it's effective.

00:20:58.000 And at that moment in time, you believed that a hundred billion people were going to die.

00:21:03.000 Of course, don't fact check me.

00:21:04.000 That's hyperbole.

00:21:07.000 Why didn't you interview one?

00:21:09.000 Why didn't you provide equal time to said clinicians? 0.98

00:21:12.000 We did.

00:21:13.000 You can't move on and say, I know it now, without any kind of culpability.

00:21:18.000 Let's continue.

00:21:19.000 Now, reporting on it now, because I think that's the job.

00:21:23.000 The idea that you were a vaccine proponent.

00:21:26.000 Why wouldn't I have been a vaccine proponent?

00:21:29.000 Nobody's worried about that at this particular moment.

00:21:30.000 Now, there are questions.

00:21:32.000 Oh, no, but I knew at the time.

00:21:33.000 No, you didn't.

00:21:34.000 What you knew was that there were people telling you to be resistant to what the government was telling you to do.

00:21:39.000 No, no, this is the issue, right?

00:21:41.000 They were wrong.

00:21:42.000 It was scary.

00:21:43.000 They means you.

00:21:45.000 They means you when you're talking about the legacy media being wrong.

00:21:48.000 No, you didn't.

00:21:49.000 Let me tell you what you know.

00:21:50.000 Okay, good.

00:21:51.000 Tell us what we know so that you can still have a career online.

00:21:53.000 Oh, what we know is we were just telling people to mistrust the government.

00:21:56.000 Or what we knew then, again, were the clinicians you ignored, the doctors you ignored.

00:22:02.000 One of the creators of the mRNA vaccine injection himself, who you ignored.

00:22:09.000 All you knew was you didn't trust, oh, that made it a lot easier for you to accuse people

00:22:13.000 of being conspiracy theorists, for saying that, hey, ivermectin is a no-cost, low-risk

00:22:19.000 potential, prophylactic, or potential antiviral that could help speed up or lower the risk

00:22:24.000 of hospitalization.

00:22:25.000 You're saying, now it's okay.

00:22:27.000 No, that's not what we know now.

00:22:29.000 It was known then.

00:22:30.000 It was silenced then.

00:22:31.000 It's not that it wasn't known.

00:22:33.000 It was actively suppressed, just like Fauci actively suppressed the idea that you couldn't

00:22:39.000 catch AIDS from your pants on a cereal box.

00:22:43.000 You can read it back then. 0.82

00:22:44.000 He knew he was spending time in gay bathhouses, but he told the public, hey, one in five heterosexual couples in the United States will be affected by AIDS.

00:22:52.000 The information was available to Fauci back then.

00:22:55.000 People died because of political correctness.

00:22:58.000 The information was available to Chris Cuomo, to Don Lemon, to Brian Stelter.

00:23:03.000 To the entire legacy media, this information not only was available to everyone then, they actively suppressed it at the cost of human life.

00:23:15.000 Yeah. 0.89

00:23:16.000 He said resistive too, and it wasn't resistive to the government, it was skeptical of the government, and all that crap made people resistive. 0.63

00:23:24.000 And what do you expect? 0.95

00:23:24.000 Yeah. 0.95

00:23:25.000 Definitely resistant.

00:23:26.000 So Chris has a choice to make. 1.00

00:23:28.000 He is either an idiot or an accomplice. 1.00

00:23:30.000 He has to choose one of those two things. 1.00

00:23:32.000 He's an idiot and doesn't know how to do his job so he didn't know about it or he did know about it and he was an accomplice and he's an accomplice because he hated Donald Trump so much that he had to do something to make him look bad. 1.00

00:23:42.000 Let's not act like this is just on Joe Rogan. 1.00

00:23:45.000 Right.

00:23:45.000 This was all targeted at Donald Trump with a roaring economy thinking this is our ticket to get him out of office.

00:23:51.000 If he mishandled this in any way possible we are going to make hay out of it and he's going to be gone.

00:23:55.000 That's what was happening.

00:23:56.000 They put your life on the line to make sure that Donald Trump couldn't win an election.

00:24:00.000 That was it.

00:24:01.000 So, Chris, pick a lane. 1.00

00:24:02.000 Idiot or accomplice, let us know. 1.00

00:24:04.000 By the way, it's the same exact network that covered the Vox Adpocalypse. 1.00

00:24:07.000 Hey, the only reason that we survived here after being demonetized was because there are more of you than them.

00:24:13.000 And by them I mean CNN viewers, and I know you don't have a tough act to follow as far as comparing yourself to that.

00:24:19.000 The only reason that Joe Rogan's entire career wasn't destroyed is because At that point, he had more power than them, meaning you.

00:24:27.000 And I know that this will result in some kind of drama where he'll be like, oh, I want to have you on the show.

00:24:31.000 Look, I don't think that Chris Cuomo is a bad guy.

00:24:35.000 If he wants to come on this program, fine.

00:24:37.000 I don't think he's a bad guy.

00:24:39.000 If he is willing to admit, all right, all right, okay, the information was available and either he was a lazy journalist or took part actively in the suppression of that information, fine.

00:24:51.000 But you've got to start these conversations on good faith and saying, we didn't know!

00:24:54.000 I know now!

00:24:56.000 No, we did!

00:24:58.000 History will judge you.

00:25:00.000 Based on the information that was available, but you actively ignored or suppressed, and CNN, and Chris Cuomo's show, and Don Lemon, they were the worst offenders.

00:25:09.000 Yeah.

00:25:10.000 They were the worst offenders.

00:25:10.000 People can change.

00:25:12.000 People can change.

00:25:12.000 I believe it.

00:25:14.000 But you have to choose to change.

00:25:16.000 And we, many times, have almost lost everything here.

00:25:18.000 We're supported by viewers like you.

00:25:20.000 We're not supported by being on airport television through mandate.

00:25:25.000 None of it happens without you.

00:25:27.000 Please do consider joining Mug Club.

00:25:29.000 It's Military Appreciation Month, so you enter in the promo code MILITARY, you get $10 off and 10% of the proceeds.

00:25:35.000 Go to military charities, as well as a full additional hour of show each day.

00:25:38.000 Nick DiPaolo's show.

00:25:39.000 They have a whole lineup of people.

00:25:40.000 The Investigative Journalism Unit.

00:25:42.000 None of it happens without you, and we are gearing up for a big election. 0.97

00:25:45.000 Join now or you're gay in the military? 0.99

00:25:47.000 We allow that now, right? 0.99

00:25:48.000 Yeah, don't ask, don't tell.

00:25:50.000 There's a lot of don't telling.

00:25:52.000 There's a lot of don'ts.

00:25:52.000 Yeah, I think so.

00:25:53.000 I've seen the village people.

00:25:55.000 I don't know a whole lot about the Navy, but I can guess.

00:25:58.000 So, it's time to move on really quickly.

00:26:00.000 yesterday Vladimir Putin won every election ever. Look at the Russian president. All right.

00:26:23.000 Vladimir Putin.

00:26:24.000 Tim loves that.

00:26:24.000 That's like probably his favorite singer.

00:26:26.000 That's silly. 0.95

00:26:26.000 That's pretty funny. 0.95

00:26:27.000 I like that one.

00:26:28.000 There was the inauguration yesterday for an unprecedented, some could say, oh no wait, it is fifth term He won the election with 87% of the vote and apparently... Why did I even do it?

00:26:39.000 You spend money on voting, why even do it?

00:26:39.000 Why?

00:26:41.000 Well, apparently there was a little bit of a gap where he had 85% approval rating in the public.

00:26:47.000 Now let me tell you, do a lot of people say, I approve, because they're afraid of, you know, having their throats slit or being sent to the gulags?

00:26:54.000 Sure, probably.

00:26:56.000 Do I think that a surprising number of the Russian, a surprising percentage of the Russian people They probably do support Putin.

00:27:03.000 I think it might surprise you.

00:27:05.000 And a big reason for that is kind of to compare it to World War II.

00:27:09.000 This was post-World War I. You had the Treaty of Versailles.

00:27:11.000 The Germans felt browbeaten, right?

00:27:12.000 They felt like, hey, we can't be the world's whipping post forever.

00:27:16.000 Russians felt that way.

00:27:18.000 And I think they probably know who Putin is, right?

00:27:21.000 It's the devil you know.

00:27:24.000 But they'd rather have what they view as a strong man in charge.

00:27:27.000 So this is all a sham, of course.

00:27:29.000 And a lot of Russians would say, look at your own election system.

00:27:33.000 To them, I would say, touche.

00:27:35.000 Fair point.

00:27:37.000 And this is a clip that I have not seen.

00:27:39.000 Oh, yeah.

00:27:40.000 You're going to love it.

00:27:43.000 I guess in attendance for Putin's inauguration, Putin the fraud was another fraud, Steven Seagal.

00:27:54.000 The symbolism here is key.

00:27:56.000 Held inside the throne room of the Tsars, this was a projection of power.

00:28:01.000 Among the audience were pop stars, sports stars, and religious leaders.

00:28:05.000 That was resting the dictator face.

00:28:08.000 Why do you support Vladimir Putin, Mr. Seagal? 1.00

00:28:11.000 I can't answer questions that stupid. 1.00

00:28:14.000 Why is it a stupid question? 1.00

00:28:16.000 It's just an open question. 1.00

00:28:18.000 I think it's pretty stupid, and I think you know the answer. 0.99

00:28:22.000 Uh, can it be found underneath that putting green on your forehead? 1.00

00:28:28.000 I don't answer questions that stupid. 1.00

00:28:31.000 Because I'm a fighter. 0.99

00:28:32.000 How many professional fights have you been in?

00:28:32.000 Really?

00:28:34.000 That's a stupid question. 1.00

00:28:36.000 I think you know the answer to that. 1.00

00:28:36.000 Why is that? 1.00

00:28:37.000 Is the answer zero? 1.00

00:28:39.000 Why are you being so dumb? 1.00

00:28:41.000 Are you black? 1.00

00:28:42.000 I was for a period of time when I needed to market myself that way, but then I was also Italian, and I was also Native American.

00:28:49.000 Japanese.

00:28:50.000 Japanese, of course.

00:28:51.000 I'm also Jewish, and I killed someone's puppy when I faked being a policeman and ran a tank through their north wall.

00:28:59.000 That actually happened.

00:29:00.000 You can find the article.

00:29:00.000 I wish you would have asked me a better question, like about my goatee.

00:29:05.000 Why is he there?

00:29:05.000 Yeah.

00:29:07.000 I guarantee you he would answer, never heard of him if you asked him about hair plugs.

00:29:07.000 Yeah.

00:29:14.000 Chia pets got their hair from him.

00:29:15.000 Yes.

00:29:16.000 And here's the thing, we bought this as a kid.

00:29:21.000 Yes.

00:29:22.000 Let me ask you this, question to you.

00:29:24.000 Did you believe in Steven Seagal at one point?

00:29:26.000 Like that he was an actual, you know, like fighter, like a tough guy?

00:29:30.000 It was Jean-Claude Van Damme or him.

00:29:32.000 Like the argument was who would win in a fight.

00:29:34.000 Yeah.

00:29:34.000 You know, and it's like, ah, Steven Seagal, for sure.

00:29:36.000 I mean, Jean-Claude's pretty cool and all, and he can do splits, but Steven Seagal slaps himself like no other.

00:29:40.000 Yeah.

00:29:41.000 How about old Brisk Jogg?

00:29:42.000 Well, no, he's not Superman.

00:29:43.000 Not so much.

00:29:45.000 He changed the rules of the game!

00:29:47.000 He can nev- Look, this is- He grew into his face, too, by the way.

00:29:50.000 I don't know if you remember those old movies, but he had a giant- Look at that thing, dude!

00:29:54.000 He really grew into it.

00:29:55.000 I gotta say, he's in his prime form right now.

00:29:57.000 That's where he's supposed to be.

00:29:58.000 This was God's plan. 1.00

00:30:00.000 He was meant to look like a fat, stupid idiot. 1.00

00:30:03.000 You say hair plugs. 1.00

00:30:05.000 I say, God bless me like Benjamin Button.

00:30:07.000 I had less hair when I was young, more hair when I'm older.

00:30:10.000 I don't know the science.

00:30:12.000 But, that's the way it works out.

00:30:14.000 Oh, so there's hope for me?

00:30:16.000 The hair gives me balance when I use my katana.

00:30:18.000 That's right.

00:30:19.000 I cut it off on accident. 1.00

00:30:20.000 Look, when people ask me stupid questions, bad things happen. 0.99

00:30:24.000 Like what? 0.99

00:30:25.000 You make another straight-to-DVD release exclusively for Russia that's dubbed because you're too lazy to show up to the audio recording booth?

00:30:33.000 That's correct.

00:30:33.000 Yes.

00:30:35.000 Nailed it.

00:30:39.000 Ah, Steven Seagal.

00:30:40.000 Am I already on a Piers Morgan show?

00:30:41.000 Does anyone ever try and test you at a bar?

00:30:44.000 Sometimes.

00:30:46.000 Anya, how does that go down?

00:30:50.000 Bad things happen. 0.99

00:30:51.000 Like you crap yourself? 0.99

00:30:51.000 What? 0.99

00:30:54.000 I leave alone.

00:30:59.000 He's ordering one of those sexually charged drinks. 0.98

00:31:04.000 No, no, hold the sex on the beach. 1.00

00:31:06.000 I'll have the stroke my nipples by myself in the bars. 1.00

00:31:12.000 Make it a double. 0.99

00:31:15.000 Steven Seagal attending the show.

00:31:20.000 Attending anything.

00:31:21.000 Look, it's a sham.

00:31:26.000 It's just charlatanry, if that's a word, just as much as the guy in India who was trying to sell you on the idea of drinking cow piss. 0.95

00:31:34.000 So it turns out there's more validity to that and it's picked up steam.

00:31:37.000 Woo! 0.99

00:31:50.000 Woo! 0.99

00:31:52.000 Drink cow piss before a job interview. 1.00

00:31:54.000 Alright, let's send in the next audition. 0.97

00:31:56.000 Get pissed! 0.99

00:32:01.000 Who the f*** was that guy? 0.99

00:32:03.000 Get pissed before playing sports. 0.99

00:32:05.000 Get pissed!

00:32:09.000 Cow piss helps you think straight. 0.96

00:32:11.000 See you in Chen.

00:32:13.000 Yeah!

00:32:14.000 Did it!

00:32:15.000 Did it!

00:32:16.000 Ah!

00:32:17.000 Hey man, what's going on?

00:32:20.000 Well, I just really want to wear a camel costume for hump day. 0.99

00:32:24.000 Oh, well here, take a sip of this piss. 0.99

00:32:26.000 Yeah! 0.93

00:32:26.000 Yeah? 0.93

00:32:30.000 This piss really hops! 0.61

00:32:36.000 Get pissed! 0.99

00:32:40.000 Piss is good for all the peoples. 1.00

00:32:42.000 Drink it and you will get pissed. 0.57

00:32:47.000 Look, I'm going to acknowledge that unless you have watched the show for the last several weeks, that is probably horrifying.

00:32:54.000 Or tempting!

00:32:56.000 And if you have watched the show, It is still horrifying, but at least it's understandable.

00:33:02.000 Understandable also is something that we should all know.

00:33:06.000 Going out and supporting live comedy is a big deal right now, especially in the era of cancelled culture.

00:33:10.000 Nick DiPaolo is probably the most cancelled comedian of all time.

00:33:14.000 Saturday, May 11th, he's going to be in Red Bank, New Jersey.

00:33:16.000 You can see all of his tour dates at nickdip.com.

00:33:19.000 I've never laughed harder.

00:33:22.000 Then seeing Nick DiPaolo perform.

00:33:24.000 So he's that guy, and he's the guy who looms in the shadows who everyone else fears.

00:33:31.000 You don't want to follow him.

00:33:32.000 Yeah.

00:33:32.000 He's that funny.

00:33:33.000 All right.

00:33:34.000 We're going to move on here, too, and we have Figueredo and Bolsonaro appearing here in a little bit.

00:33:38.000 They're going to be calling him Stormy Daniels.

00:33:40.000 You know what?

00:33:41.000 Before we get to Stormy Daniels, This is just really in the last 48 hours.

00:33:47.000 All of the cases against Donald Trump are falling apart.

00:33:50.000 So you've got the classified documents case that's been suspended indefinitely for really potential evidence tampering.

00:33:57.000 That's the primary reason.

00:33:58.000 The January 6th case is not going to happen before the election.

00:34:02.000 And actually, I guess this is just breaking out this morning, we were trying to confirm it, that the court granted the appeal of Fannie's disqualification ruling.

00:34:09.000 So that's going to take a little while.

00:34:10.000 So that's Georgia, gone.

00:34:12.000 That's Georgia, that's right.

00:34:13.000 January 6th, gone.

00:34:14.000 Classified documents, pretty much gone or suspended indefinitely.

00:34:17.000 Georgia, gone.

00:34:18.000 And Stormy Daniels, who will take the stand again today. 0.59

00:34:22.000 Or tomorrow, I don't know if they're taking a day off.

00:34:25.000 Oh, that's right, they may be taking a day off.

00:34:26.000 She's the only person to take the stand on her back.

00:34:29.000 I'm basically admitted to extortion yesterday.

00:34:34.000 Okay?

00:34:35.000 That's really what happened.

00:34:38.000 There are some details that you probably think you know.

00:34:40.000 This is not about Donald Trump sleeping with an ex-pornography star.

00:34:46.000 This is an accounting issue, all right?

00:34:48.000 But let's just set this up.

00:34:50.000 You can comment right now if you knew that.

00:34:52.000 Of course, the media wants you to think it's about the sex details in this case.

00:34:56.000 They just want to embarrass the guy.

00:34:57.000 I don't think anybody cares.

00:34:59.000 But she testified yesterday, this Hush Money case, and apparently Trump got a little heated, but more importantly, do you want to know that this is political persecution?

00:35:09.000 I don't know if you look up the history of law, not one person has ever been held in contempt or gone to prison for shaking their head.

00:35:20.000 I want to read this part.

00:35:22.000 Do I have this?

00:35:24.000 Do I have it?

00:35:26.000 Oh, here it is.

00:35:27.000 Sorry.

00:35:28.000 This is the sidebar between Mershawn and Todd Blanche at some point that happens.

00:35:34.000 You guys don't hear this, right?

00:35:36.000 Okay, so we're getting this later.

00:35:38.000 I understand your client is upset at this point, Judge Mershawn, but he is cursing.

00:35:43.000 But he is cursing audibly, and he is shaking his head visually, and that's contemptuous.

00:35:48.000 It is the potential to intimidate the witness, and the jury can see that.

00:35:51.000 Mr. Blanche, I will talk to him.

00:35:52.000 The court is Judge Merchant.

00:35:53.000 So I'm speaking to you here at the bench because I don't want to embarrass him.

00:35:56.000 Mr. Blanche, I will talk to him.

00:35:57.000 The court, you need to speak to him.

00:35:58.000 I won't tolerate that.

00:35:59.000 Mr. Blanche, I will talk to him.

00:36:01.000 Think about this.

00:36:02.000 This is intolerable.

00:36:05.000 Now, you shouldn't be doing this all the time.

00:36:10.000 That means you probably have Parkinson's.

00:36:11.000 Get it checked. 1.00

00:36:12.000 But this, when a lying whore, by her own admission, takes the stand to do lying whore things, not all women are lying whores to be clear, this is not what I'm saying. 1.00

00:36:22.000 I'm saying that Stormy Daniels is a lying whore. 1.00

00:36:25.000 Yes. 1.00

00:36:25.000 Why am I saying she's a liar? 1.00

00:36:26.000 Because she admitted to being a liar. 1.00

00:36:28.000 Why am I saying she's a whore? 1.00

00:36:29.000 Because she was paid to have sex for money. 1.00

00:36:31.000 I get the technicality that there was a camera present so she's technically not a whore, but I'm more traditional. 1.00

00:36:37.000 So, I think this Maybe even a little mutter of, it's fine.

00:36:44.000 I certainly don't think it's a crime, but let's go through some of the facts here.

00:36:46.000 Why President Trump may have been nodding or shaking his head.

00:36:50.000 All right.

00:36:50.000 Key facts.

00:36:51.000 One, there was absolutely no reason for Stormy Daniels to testify yesterday.

00:36:59.000 This is an entirely unnecessary witness.

00:37:03.000 It is uncontested that there's an NDA.

00:37:06.000 What happened in their relationship, if there was one, is immaterial to how those payments were denoted by the Trump campaign.

00:37:16.000 Okay, this is an accounting issue about money paid to Stormy Daniels as to whether it's a legal expense instead of a campaign expense.

00:37:23.000 To be clear, when I say she never needed to take the standard, there's no reason for her to, and whatever details she makes up about their sexual encounter are completely irrelevant to this case.

00:37:32.000 The media may not act as though that is the truth, but it is.

00:37:35.000 Why?

00:37:36.000 Stormy Daniels already admitted that the affair never happened.

00:37:40.000 Multiple times.

00:37:42.000 She was previously ordered to pay Trump's legal fees because she lost.

00:37:45.000 She sued him for defamation.

00:37:46.000 Basically, it was a money shakedown scheme.

00:37:49.000 And she said that she would rather go to jail than pay those fines that she wouldn't, that she would defy the court orders.

00:37:54.000 This is someone who said the affair didn't happen.

00:37:57.000 This is someone who lost in court in a way that is incredibly consequential.

00:38:01.000 And she said, I'm not going to obey the court.

00:38:04.000 And then yesterday in court effectively admitted that this is actively extortion.

00:38:10.000 Here's what she even said.

00:38:11.000 She said, I'm not denying this affair because I was paid hush money.

00:38:13.000 She said, I'm denying this affair because it never happened.

00:38:16.000 And she lists, which dates does she list in that?

00:38:19.000 So pull it back up and I'll read them for you.

00:38:21.000 I think it's 2011.

00:38:21.000 So 2006.

00:38:23.000 2011.

00:38:24.000 So in the future she also didn't sleep with Trump.

00:38:27.000 2016, 2017, and now again in 2018.

00:38:29.000 So she denied the affair at least five times.

00:38:32.000 Once in the future she had a DeLorean.

00:38:34.000 And then she comes back and denies it again and again and again and again.

00:38:37.000 And then says, by the way, pull that back up.

00:38:38.000 This is the one thing that.

00:38:40.000 She does this letter and then at the end she says, I will have no further comment on this matter, but please feel free to check out my Instagram.

00:38:47.000 She denied it more than John.

00:38:48.000 She put that in there because she's like, this is the grip she's on.

00:38:52.000 She's writing books about this.

00:38:53.000 She's trying to cash checks on this. 1.00

00:38:54.000 She's checking my Instagram out with this statement that she was releasing.

00:38:57.000 She's just self-promoting. 1.00

00:38:58.000 That's all this is.

00:38:59.000 This is Stormy Daniels doing what she has always done. 0.65

00:39:02.000 The Rooster Crow wasn't John.

00:39:04.000 Was it?

00:39:04.000 Who was it?

00:39:05.000 The Rooster... What?

00:39:06.000 Hmm?

00:39:07.000 He said he denied him more than John.

00:39:08.000 I think he means... Oh.

00:39:09.000 He means Peter.

00:39:10.000 Is it Peter who denied Jesus Christ three times?

00:39:13.000 Sorry, I shouldn't have said that.

00:39:14.000 How dare you.

00:39:15.000 Let's just move on.

00:39:15.000 I went right past it.

00:39:16.000 I didn't even hear it.

00:39:17.000 Let's not conflate porn stars with... Our Lord.

00:39:19.000 I know that's not what you're doing.

00:39:22.000 No, no.

00:39:22.000 I just thought it was funny.

00:39:23.000 Because someone's going to be like, that's not John!

00:39:24.000 Look!

00:39:25.000 It was Peter.

00:39:25.000 It was a joke!

00:39:26.000 I got it wrong.

00:39:26.000 It was a joke.

00:39:27.000 Let's get back to The Lying Whore. 1.00

00:39:28.000 Okay.

00:39:30.000 Here's the other effect.

00:39:31.000 The media wants you to focus on something that does not matter.

00:39:33.000 It could not matter less.

00:39:35.000 I'm just going to present you with my opinion here.

00:39:39.000 She wants to get on the stand and embarrass him. 0.71

00:39:40.000 That was a plan all along, right?

00:39:41.000 To try and reveal some private details regarding a sexual encounter with Donald Trump that very likely never happened.

00:39:48.000 I'm honestly right.

00:39:48.000 I don't believe that it happened.

00:39:50.000 I know that Donald Trump has had affairs in the past.

00:39:53.000 It's not lost on me.

00:39:53.000 I get that.

00:39:55.000 I think that maybe there was some flirting, but I'm 60, 40.

00:39:58.000 He never slept with Stormy Daniels at this point.

00:40:00.000 My mind has changed on that.

00:40:01.000 You comment below if you're in that same camp, just because the motivations are so dark and dishonest from Daniels, by her own admission.

00:40:11.000 So when she tried to reveal some sexuality, here's the thing, too. 0.95

00:40:14.000 It's not even bad.

00:40:16.000 It's really, like, let me, the one that the media's picked up on, okay?

00:40:19.000 She said that she spanked Trump with a magazine that, you know, in which he was, he was like the person on the cover.

00:40:25.000 Here, Daniels, here's a quote from the transcript.

00:40:27.000 Daniels said, someone should spank you with that. 1.00

00:40:30.000 Daniels then said Trump rolled up the magazine and handed it to her, daring her to spank him. 0.94

00:40:35.000 So I took it from him and said, turn around, and swatted him. 0.97

00:40:39.000 That's actually kind of funny.

00:40:40.000 I mean, that's kind of a power move.

00:40:41.000 He's like, hey, pick up now the Time Magazine with my face on it.

00:40:46.000 Like, come on.

00:40:46.000 Really?

00:40:47.000 That's like, so hold on a second.

00:40:48.000 The scandal here is you spanked him with the magazine playfully after you suggested it?

00:40:55.000 That's not even weird or perverted.

00:40:58.000 Right? 0.86

00:40:59.000 That's like along the lines of a sexual fetish of like, you know, a sexy flight attendant outfit. 0.90

00:41:05.000 Everyone likes the sexy flight attendant outfit! 1.00

00:41:08.000 Look, if he crapped on the floor and you put his face in it and swatted him so he didn't do it again... That'd be different.

00:41:12.000 That would be a little bit different, but I don't think that's what they were saying.

00:41:15.000 That's a weird cake.

00:41:15.000 Yeah, that would be weird.

00:41:16.000 She's just like, so this magazine, someone should spank you. 1.00

00:41:19.000 And basically all Donald Trump said was... All Donald Trump said was, yeah, alright. 0.95

00:41:27.000 He's the one with my face, though.

00:41:29.000 I don't care!

00:41:30.000 It's not like it involved midgets, and a needle, and a parrot, and a hat, like, who cares?

00:41:37.000 Are you with us?

00:41:37.000 And by the way, it's none of our business.

00:41:40.000 Anyone out there, this is the problem with today's, anyone out there want all of your private sexual details between you and your consenting Spouse?

00:41:50.000 Or long-term relationship?

00:41:51.000 Wife?

00:41:51.000 Husband?

00:41:52.000 To be available to the public?

00:41:53.000 Everyone has different sexual preferences, flavors.

00:41:56.000 Guess what?

00:41:57.000 That's why there are different kinds of couples. 1.00

00:41:59.000 It could not be less relevant.

00:42:02.000 I don't care anymore. 0.99

00:42:03.000 I don't give a rat's ass. 0.99

00:42:05.000 That's where I am at this point. 0.99

00:42:07.000 Is it me?

00:42:07.000 No, it's not you!

00:42:08.000 By the way, the funniest detail of this, that makes me not believe that he slept with, is the condom.

00:42:12.000 Yeah, she said, then he slept, then he, uh, he, forgive me, again, this is not for children watching the show, hopefully you know, if we're mentioning Stormy Daniels, you see it in the title.

00:42:20.000 Yeah, she said he didn't use a condom.

00:42:21.000 This is a guy who couldn't shake people's hands for decades because he was such a germaphobe.

00:42:26.000 You think he's going to enter into that chasm of virality?

00:42:31.000 You'd be like, ew, gross!

00:42:34.000 He wouldn't eat bread at functions!

00:42:36.000 Because he was a Howie Mandel!

00:42:39.000 We're supposed to believe that he just threw it out the window?

00:42:41.000 Because you're some siren where he couldn't help himself from your draw? 1.00

00:42:41.000 Why? 1.00

00:42:47.000 Your magnetic luring of him from the shorelines of whoredom? 1.00

00:42:52.000 Don't worry, I'm still a virgin.

00:42:54.000 Yeah, he's probably not sending that snake to that swamp, I don't think.

00:42:57.000 Oh no.

00:42:57.000 Without a condom.

00:42:58.000 He's double-bagging it, my friend, if that happens.

00:43:01.000 I just, I just, I don't buy it. 0.98

00:43:03.000 So a germaphobe, let me get this straight, a germaphobe had unprotected sex with you, okay, even though you've already denied it multiple times, after you suggested he be spanked by a magazine and he permitted it. 0.98

00:43:16.000 He dared her, technically, I guess. 0.99

00:43:17.000 Yeah, that's true.

00:43:20.000 I don't care.

00:43:21.000 Like.

00:43:21.000 Hit the like button if you don't care.

00:43:23.000 Because guess what? 0.99

00:43:24.000 You have to send the message that you don't care so the media stops pulling this shit and wasting your time. 1.00

00:43:32.000 Rape? 1.00

00:43:32.000 Bad. 1.00

00:43:33.000 Different.

00:43:33.000 Sex crimes?

00:43:34.000 Very different.

00:43:35.000 That's why we need to close the border. 0.92

00:43:36.000 Record number of sex slaves being brought up.

00:43:38.000 But we don't talk about that. 0.96

00:43:39.000 We talk about whether Donald Trump was playfully spanked by a rolled up magazine.

00:43:45.000 That's how you know this is a sham trial.

00:43:48.000 Here's another key fact, and all references are available at louderwithcrowder.com.

00:43:52.000 Notice they're not really talking about it on CNN.

00:43:54.000 It was all day yesterday and the day before leading up to it.

00:43:59.000 Even they know this is not good.

00:44:03.000 When even Judge Merchant said, yeah, this witness was a little bit tough to control.

00:44:07.000 That's legalese. 0.85

00:44:13.000 So here's what she repeatedly stated, right, that money was not a motivator in telling her story.

00:44:20.000 But she then went back and forth.

00:44:22.000 First off, she took a huge pile of money because money was not my main motivation. 0.96

00:44:26.000 But didn't you take all this money?

00:44:27.000 Well, I did, but not now.

00:44:31.000 So you took the money, but now you want to tell your story that you said never happened, right?

00:44:35.000 She kept going back and forth between Trump's then-attorney, Michael Cohen, and the National Enquirer, like it was this auction. 1.00

00:44:41.000 That's what was going on, like, I got a dumb whore here, I got a dumb whore here, I got a dumb whore here, $165,000, dumb whore here, I don't want a dumb whore there, Michael Cohen for a dumb whore here, National Enquirer for a dumb whore there, National Enquirer, do I hear? 1.00

00:44:51.000 She's just like, me? 1.00

00:44:52.000 Mutual, I'm sure! 0.99

00:44:54.000 This is one of the exchanges between President Trump's lawyer and, by the way, hopefully you know women, this is not referring to all women as whores, just women who quite literally have sex for money. 0.99

00:45:05.000 And that's not even the most aggravating part. 0.99

00:45:07.000 A woman can have sex for money and do it honestly. 1.00

00:45:14.000 Stormy Daniels is not amongst them. 1.00

00:45:15.000 She gives, and I mean this genuinely, she gives a bad name to professional whores. 1.00

00:45:23.000 One bad apple. 1.00

00:45:24.000 I know, well... It's like, it's like going... More like a squash.

00:45:28.000 It's like going, you know, professional whores. 1.00

00:45:30.000 It's like going to Taco Bell at 2 a.m. 0.99

00:45:32.000 You know what you're getting. 0.91

00:45:34.000 Professional hookers and porn act... they know what they are, and there's an unwritten agreement, if something takes place, that the payment means, you know, like, this is not something that everyone needs to know about. 0.92

00:45:46.000 Right? 0.99

00:45:48.000 In this case, she's going to set professional whores back like pre-Old West days. 1.00

00:45:55.000 Because guys are going to be afraid of the transaction turning up on social media. 0.96

00:45:59.000 So thanks, Stormy.

00:46:01.000 You've ruined hookering for the rest of us. 0.99

00:46:05.000 The oldest profession is gone.

00:46:08.000 So here's an exchange between the Trump lawyer and Daniels from yesterday.

00:46:12.000 The lawyer said, and I believe her name is, yeah, that's right.

00:46:15.000 Well, Susan, I'm not going to pronounce the last name.

00:46:18.000 You were looking to extort money from President Trump, right?

00:46:21.000 And Daniels said, false.

00:46:24.000 The lawyer said, well, that's what you did.

00:46:26.000 Daniels responded, false, again.

00:46:29.000 Then she said, I was terrified, so I decided to change my tactic.

00:46:33.000 So hold on a second!

00:46:35.000 Hold on a second! 0.93

00:46:36.000 You took money, you took a whole bunch of money, and then you were scared, so you changed it to telling your story?

00:46:43.000 Threatening to tell your story?

00:46:45.000 Unless you get more money?

00:46:48.000 Oh! 0.60

00:46:49.000 Extortion.

00:46:50.000 But Donald Trump shook his head.

00:46:52.000 You know, it's the same thing they talk about the classified documents case being postponed indefinitely.

00:46:58.000 Like, you know, it would be one thing If we had something to compare it to.

00:47:02.000 Like, you could only say, for example, it's not lost, I mean, you could only say that this is clearly political persecution if this happened to be the only case where someone was treated this way in dealing with classified documents.

00:47:14.000 You know, I don't know, it'd be nice if we had something that would be comparable in apples to apples.

00:47:17.000 Like, say classified documents being in a garage.

00:47:23.000 Well, they were in a box.

00:47:24.000 Yeah, they were in a box.

00:47:26.000 New York Corvette, so that's pretty cool.

00:47:28.000 Yeah, it's pretty cool.

00:47:29.000 It's a pretty cool way to do it.

00:47:30.000 Pretty cool dude.

00:47:33.000 Even Avenatti, who is Stormy Daniels' lawyer, dropped her as a client, and then he actually put out on X that the reason he dropped her was because he found out through text that she was extorting Trump.

00:47:44.000 That's what this always was.

00:47:45.000 But when?

00:47:46.000 He said, Daniels admitted to me in early 2019 that she and Davidson had extorted Trump in October 2016.

00:47:46.000 When?

00:47:52.000 It was a shakedown.

00:47:55.000 This is one of the many reasons I fired her as a client in February 2019. 0.99

00:48:00.000 I'm not saying Avenatti is trustworthy, but you can look at that moment and see there was a change of counsel, and she was bouncing around, and it stands to reason in this case.

00:48:10.000 It would stand to reason that a guy like Avenatti saying, I can't represent you anymore, that means you're pretty bad.

00:48:16.000 The guy that went to prison?

00:48:17.000 Yes, this guy did time for stuff that he's done as a lawyer.

00:48:20.000 October of 2016, interesting.

00:48:23.000 So it's not about the money?

00:48:25.000 It's really not about the money?

00:48:26.000 If it's right before the election where Donald Trump beats Hillary Clinton, it's not about the money?

00:48:30.000 You weren't trying to be the October surprise and maybe get your career going again? 0.97

00:48:34.000 I mean, I'm a dick, but I'm not a monster. 0.86

00:48:39.000 And President Trump's lawyers, they really did just destroy Daniels' credibility, right? 0.98

00:48:45.000 She admitted, under oath, that she hates Trump, that she would never pay the money she owes Trump by law, and that she wanted to see him in jail.

00:48:55.000 Even CNN, who was, they had like, they were pre-gaming for this trial for days, right? 0.90

00:48:59.000 They're like, oh, we're gonna get to hear about Donald Trump's weird sex stuff. 1.00

00:49:01.000 Oh, Stormy Daniels, not the hero we need, but the whore we deserve. 1.00

00:49:08.000 Quick, flash the snatch symbol! 1.00

00:49:11.000 They admitted.

00:49:13.000 Alright, this is pretty bad.

00:49:14.000 But the cross-exam, boy, her responses were disastrous.

00:49:18.000 I mean, do you hate Donald Trump?

00:49:20.000 Yes, of course she does.

00:49:21.000 That's a big deal. 0.93

00:49:23.000 When the witness hates the person whose liberty is at stake, that's a big damn deal.

00:49:27.000 And She's putting out tweets fantasizing about him being in jail.

00:49:32.000 That really undermines the credibility.

00:49:34.000 The fact that she owes him $500,000.

00:49:36.000 She, by order of a court, owes Donald Trump a half million dollars and said, I will never pay him.

00:49:42.000 I will defy a court order.

00:49:44.000 The defense is going to say she's willing to defy her order. 0.93

00:49:47.000 She's not willing to respect an order of a judge. 0.99

00:49:48.000 Why is she going to respect this oath she took?

00:49:50.000 Yeah, I want to see what that entire panel was saying two days ago.

00:49:53.000 Exactly.

00:49:54.000 I want to see what they were saying right then.

00:49:55.000 You notice one thing there?

00:49:56.000 Not one of them was shaking their head like, yeah, that's a good point.

00:49:59.000 Every time they're saying something negative about Donald Trump, they're like, yeah, right.

00:50:03.000 We all agree that he's a bad guy.

00:50:05.000 Careful with the head shaking.

00:50:06.000 You can be held in contempt and sent to jail.

00:50:08.000 I swear it in my breath as well. 1.00

00:50:09.000 And she's just also, uh, she's also, she's a bragging lying whore. 1.00

00:50:13.000 She was bragging about all of her, yeah, all of her accolades when she was there. 0.99

00:50:13.000 Really? 0.99

00:50:16.000 It was, it was one big PR stunt, right?

00:50:18.000 All of her accolades, awards.

00:50:19.000 She claimed she had taken home two Oscars, four Tonys, and one Latin Grammy.

00:50:24.000 Which, if you're listening on audio, makes no sense.

00:50:29.000 And something else I would like... Can we show that again?

00:50:29.000 What?

00:50:33.000 I'm sorry.

00:50:35.000 Oh my gosh.

00:50:37.000 That's Oscar the Grouch!

00:50:40.000 There's Tony the Tiger, there's... Oh, Oscar from the office, yeah, yeah.

00:50:46.000 I hate us right now.

00:50:47.000 I'm not proud of it.

00:50:49.000 No, I think that's prime television.

00:50:52.000 Here's something I also want you guys to pay.

00:50:53.000 Have you noticed this?

00:50:54.000 Cancel culture isn't as big of a thing anymore.

00:50:57.000 Here's why.

00:50:58.000 And I, you know, I didn't like the term cancel culture.

00:51:01.000 I don't like gimmickry in general.

00:51:03.000 Whether it's like trad con, like, what do you mean you're a stay-at-home wife and mom?

00:51:06.000 Why do you have to put on a, you know, a Betty Bombshell dress? 0.99

00:51:10.000 Let's do away with gimmicks.

00:51:11.000 Cancel culture was just sort of a catchphrase.

00:51:13.000 But you're not seeing it as much.

00:51:15.000 What you're not seeing is people being quote-unquote canceled for saying things

00:51:20.000 that are politically incorrect as much because people are tired of that.

00:51:23.000 They've sort of caught on and said, yeah, all right, we get it now, and everyone

00:51:26.000 realizes we could all be technically canceled if we're held to this standard.

00:51:31.000 So what do you see?

00:51:31.000 It's a new, I would say, more subversive kind of cancel culture.

00:51:36.000 It's a character assassination through the court of public opinion.

00:51:40.000 That's what's really, really been revved up.

00:51:43.000 It's not Donald Trump said something, right? 1.00

00:51:45.000 It used to be, he said, grab him by the pussy, right? 1.00

00:51:49.000 He said that these people are animals, talking about MS-13 members. 1.00

00:51:53.000 He said it hasn't worked.

00:51:55.000 So now they're just going to make up things that he did, even if he didn't do them.

00:52:00.000 And that's what they did, for example, you see it with Trevor Bauer, you see it, they will do it with you.

00:52:05.000 You just see this happening on a national stage, they will do it to the people who they deem to be politically unacceptable, and they'll use it to protect their own.

00:52:16.000 Classified documents, standard for Trump, standard for Biden.

00:52:21.000 Rule of law, burden of proof, Standard for Trump.

00:52:25.000 Standard for Stormy Daniels.

00:52:27.000 It's, well, at this point we can't just cancel him for saying things because no one really buys it anymore.

00:52:30.000 Let's just say that he had unprotected sex with a porn star who denied it six times and has no credibility whatsoever and has said that she flagrantly disregards the rule of law and wants to see him in jail and take away his liberty and affect the election.

00:52:43.000 That's where it's changing.

00:52:44.000 So, the way that you can deal with it is just don't give it more time.

00:52:49.000 Yeah, if you want to learn about the case, okay, fine.

00:52:52.000 You see, if you see a tabloid saying Donald Trump, like, I don't know, likes a feather in his ear, just don't... Who cares?

00:52:59.000 Who cares?

00:53:00.000 Do you have any idea?

00:53:01.000 Have you guys... Someone bring this up.

00:53:03.000 Mission Control.

00:53:03.000 Okay, we'll have this in Mug Club.

00:53:05.000 Do you know the story?

00:53:06.000 I believe it was...

00:53:08.000 I want to say it might have been Nixon, maybe it was Johnson, it was someone who was congratulating the Gipper, Ronald Reagan, most wholesome president ever, on the night of winning the presidency, right? 0.70

00:53:22.000 The night of the election.

00:53:23.000 And the story is they went into the hotel, this was in someone's autobiography, went into the hotel room where Ronald Reagan and Nancy Reagan were celebrating, and they opened the door and it was a waft of the aroma of sex.

00:53:36.000 And I don't say this to be profane, you know exactly what I'm talking about. 0.71

00:53:39.000 Like Ronald Reagan and Nancy Reagan had been screwing because he just won the presidency 0.65

00:53:44.000 and everyone went, whoa, blow your hat off.

00:53:48.000 Guess what?

00:53:49.000 Human beings do stuff.

00:53:50.000 At least it wasn't an intern under his desk.

00:53:53.000 Exactly.

00:53:54.000 Remember they used to say, I don't care what he does in his own time.

00:53:59.000 At least Donald Trump, let's assume it's true, Donald Trump wasn't actually lying to Stormy

00:54:03.000 I mean, Daniel Sanghi was in love with her when she was an intern, and he's decades older.

00:54:08.000 It would have been a transaction that, by the way, she would have been very accustomed to.

00:54:13.000 I don't care.

00:54:15.000 I don't care anymore.

00:54:16.000 You always want to do work things, but I'm not at work.

00:54:18.000 Yes. 0.98

00:54:19.000 Like have sex. 0.99

00:54:20.000 Yes. 0.96

00:54:21.000 I don't want to talk about work right now!

00:54:22.000 I've been working all day.

00:54:23.000 I've been working all day, all, all day.

00:54:26.000 All... And all night last night, and...

00:54:29.000 It's my only skill.

00:54:31.000 So this is what we're living with right now.

00:54:33.000 It's a show trial about a sexual affair that Daniel said never happened.

00:54:37.000 She's already lost in court twice to Donald Trump.

00:54:40.000 She said she would defy the court, not pay the fines to Donald Trump, and yesterday she admitted to extorting Donald Trump.

00:54:45.000 But the media will spend hours on this case, pretending the woman has any credibility, until it gets to the point of being undeniable because the new cancel culture is character assassination without proof. 0.99

00:54:56.000 You will obey.

00:54:58.000 You will be made to play by their rules.

00:55:00.000 Otherwise, you will be removed from society.

00:55:03.000 Don't play their game.

00:55:04.000 Don't fall for it.

00:55:05.000 And let's move on to international news because we have some guests here.

00:55:09.000 Yesterday, the U.S.

00:55:11.000 I want to make sure I get this right.

00:55:12.000 The U.S.

00:55:12.000 House Foreign Affairs Committee.

00:55:14.000 Okay.

00:55:15.000 They hosted a hearing regarding the state of democracy, rule of law in Brazil, you know, that whole thing.

00:55:19.000 And a couple of friends of the show, but first, Paulo Figueiredo was one of the key witnesses at the hearing.

00:55:25.000 And I say the word witness, but in this instance, it can be synonym for pimp.

00:55:32.000 Watch.

00:55:33.000 Do you believe, sir, that the 2022 elections were in fact free and fair?

00:55:40.000 I do not.

00:55:42.000 Do you believe that the Brazilian Armed Forces then should have acted to support President Bolonaro's draft decree?

00:55:50.000 Who?

00:55:51.000 I'm sorry?

00:55:52.000 Do you believe that the Brazilian Armed Forces should have acted to overturn the 2022 election results?

00:55:59.000 I do not.

00:56:00.000 Okay, so even though you don't believe them to have been fair and free, you don't believe that the Armed Forces, you believe they properly acted in not Acting to overturn those results.

00:56:15.000 Madam Congresswoman, are you familiar with the report of the military on the elections of Brazil?

00:56:20.000 I am, yes, but... So what do you think they should have done when they realized that Brazilian elections was... It's as simple.

00:56:27.000 Do you believe that the armed forces acted appropriately?

00:56:31.000 I do not.

00:56:34.000 You thought you were going to catch this guy?

00:56:36.000 Do you have any idea what's been happening in Brazil?

00:56:40.000 The judge, Mariah, has been trying to treat people on social media like they're actual criminals. 1.00

00:56:45.000 In Brazil, they are actively trying to criminalize not just hate speech.

00:56:52.000 And that's wrong.

00:56:53.000 That's evil.

00:56:54.000 Critical speech of the government!

00:56:57.000 So I'm very glad to have this man on as a friend to the show, as well as his colleague live from the Rumble Studios, I believe, in Florida.

00:57:05.000 No, in D.C.

00:57:06.000 Oh, in D.C., that's right.

00:57:08.000 They're all over.

00:57:09.000 Mr. Paulo Figueredo and Mr. Eduardo Bolsonaro, everybody.

00:57:17.000 And for those of you who don't know, Mr. Figueiredo is an award-winning journalist.

00:57:21.000 He's been censored by the Brazilian Supreme Court.

00:57:23.000 And Eduardo Bolsonaro is, yes, son of the former president, President Bolsonaro of Brazil.

00:57:29.000 And he's also a congressman over there.

00:57:32.000 Gentlemen, can you hear us here?

00:57:36.000 Yes, Steve.

00:57:38.000 Very well.

00:57:38.000 Loud and clear.

00:57:39.000 I'm glad to have both of you here.

00:57:41.000 I appreciate it.

00:57:43.000 Mr. Bolton, our first week, we've heard or saw that your father's in the hospital.

00:57:47.000 I hope everything is okay.

00:57:49.000 I don't know if there are any updates, but we're all wishing you well here at the studio.

00:57:54.000 He's getting better.

00:57:55.000 Thank you for the question, Steve.

00:57:57.000 He had a problem in the skin and he also had a problem in the, how do you say that?

00:57:57.000 He's getting better.

00:58:03.000 Intestines.

00:58:03.000 Yes.

00:58:04.000 Intestines.

00:58:05.000 Because in 2018, during his campaign, he received, he was stabbed by a former member of the Socialism Liberty Party, which in Brazil is extremely left.

00:58:15.000 Pretty much the same kind of people that talks with Bernie Sanders here in the U.S.

00:58:20.000 They have a good connection, people from this Socialist and the Liberty Party and Bernie Sanders.

00:58:25.000 And this guy, after he stabbed my father, my father received a knife around 15 centimeters inside of his belly and the guy twisted.

00:58:35.000 So he almost died because of that.

00:58:38.000 But the doctor says that time after time he can have problems and maybe sometimes even be needed a surgery.

00:58:46.000 Thanks God in this case, it would not be necessary there because the response for the medicine that he's taking is doing a very good recovery.

00:58:54.000 But that's it.

00:58:55.000 That's it.

00:58:56.000 I'm glad to hear that he's recovering.

00:58:57.000 I want to ask you guys about, first let me set this up for people who may not know, you know, stateside, and the reason this is so important is because this very much mirrors what could happen in the United States.

00:59:09.000 To put a finer point on it, and I want to get some clips here which I thought were very entertaining from yesterday, we're looking right now in Brazil, right, there's this Judge Marias.

00:59:17.000 Am I mistaken or is he basically trying to prosecute and criminalize not just hate speech, But critical speech of the government, and more importantly, even from journalists and public figures on social media.

00:59:32.000 He wants you, and he wants that, to be considered criminal.

00:59:35.000 Do I have that right?

00:59:37.000 You do.

00:59:39.000 I think the proper word is not prosecute, because he hasn't prosecuted anyone.

00:59:43.000 That's one of his tricks.

00:59:44.000 But persecute.

00:59:46.000 Because he doesn't actually open cases.

00:59:48.000 He has an ongoing investigation since 2019.

00:59:50.000 They never actually press charges against individuals.

00:59:54.000 This is the same investigation that now Elon Musk is part of it.

00:59:59.000 Michael Schellenberger, journalist, U.S.

01:00:01.000 journalist, is part of it as well.

01:00:03.000 I'm in it as well.

01:00:06.000 So in this investigation, he never presses charges, but he makes decisions.

01:00:10.000 So is within this investigation that he has been he tried to arrest journalists now in exile in the U.S., Alan DeSantos.

01:00:19.000 And he censored me, canceled my passport, froze all my assets.

01:00:25.000 He has been doing he makes a lot of decisions, but he never pressed charges.

01:00:29.000 So I wish he prosecutes people, but he doesn't.

01:00:32.000 Because if he prosecutes, you have the right to defend yourself.

01:00:36.000 And we don't.

01:00:38.000 You know, it's kind of ironic, I guess, to see members of the court in Brazil trying to prosecute through the Court of Public Opinion because they don't actually have confidence in their legal standing.

01:00:50.000 But what's really disappointing to me is the behavior of some of our representatives here, right?

01:00:55.000 Regardless of what happened on the 8th and what Marias is saying, you would think that the persecution of journalists or criminalizing of speech Would be something that all Americans could condemn.

01:01:08.000 But instead, we saw some trickery, some wordplay.

01:01:10.000 I want to play this clip for you.

01:01:12.000 This congresswoman, Sydney Kamlager-Dove, I hope I have that right, I don't care, tried to press you for some reason to disavow Brazil's dictatorship of the 1980s. 0.85

01:01:22.000 Let's show this clip for people who didn't see it.

01:01:24.000 Do you disavow the military dictatorship that ruled Brazil from 1979 to 1985?

01:01:30.000 It says nothing to do with what we're discussing here.

01:01:34.000 Okay, yes or no, please.

01:01:36.000 This has nothing to do with what we're discussing.

01:01:37.000 Yes or no?

01:01:38.000 Reclaim.

01:01:38.000 I can ask.

01:01:39.000 This is my hearing.

01:01:40.000 Yes or no?

01:01:41.000 With all due respect, I would hope there would be respect shown to the witness.

01:01:45.000 With all due respect, respect for the witness and vice versa.

01:01:45.000 Moving on.

01:01:48.000 Thank you, Mr. Chair.

01:01:49.000 Vice versa.

01:01:53.000 First question is, what do you believe her goal was here?

01:01:56.000 And second question, how long before you were certain that it wasn't, in fact, a mop?

01:02:01.000 Well, first of all, I do not have any... Well, first of all, I do not have any respect for her.

01:02:12.000 Just to make it clear for the record.

01:02:17.000 Perfect, okay.

01:02:17.000 Yeah!

01:02:19.000 And I don't care if she respects me as well.

01:02:22.000 She can't control my answer.

01:02:23.000 This is exactly what Morise has been trying to do.

01:02:27.000 And if he didn't, it's not going to be a congresswoman from... I think she's probably from California, right?

01:02:32.000 Yes, obviously.

01:02:32.000 What a surprise.

01:02:35.000 She looks like a California raisin. 1.00

01:02:38.000 Yes, she does.

01:02:39.000 I mean because of the hair and the flopping around, the guitars.

01:02:43.000 I was going to say, who cut your hair?

01:02:48.000 Mr. Chairman, can I ask a question?

01:02:51.000 Who gave this lady a haircut? 1.00

01:02:54.000 You should be prosecuted.

01:02:55.000 You should be criminally charged.

01:03:01.000 Oh wait, hold on a second.

01:03:02.000 So yeah, I just thought it was a great clip.

01:03:04.000 I have some more, but we're receiving this now.

01:03:06.000 This is breaking, or at least it's happening today.

01:03:08.000 Hopefully you guys are aware of this.

01:03:10.000 My producers are just, they've just let me know, Gerald signaled me, that Eduardo Bolsonaro is now under investigation for sharing a media article.

01:03:19.000 Do I have that right?

01:03:20.000 Yes.

01:03:22.000 We are having a very serious problem in Brazil, in the South of Brazil. 0.68

01:03:26.000 We are facing, I think, the biggest floods ever in the history of at least the South of Brazil.

01:03:32.000 And I was sharing from a mainstream media in Brazil.

01:03:36.000 It's like you sharing a news from the CNN.

01:03:39.000 Imagine that.

01:03:40.000 New York Times.

01:03:41.000 Which is a bad thing.

01:03:41.000 Yeah.

01:03:42.000 I agree.

01:03:43.000 I think you should stop sharing articles.

01:03:47.000 But I was indecisive because it took too long for the federal administration to send some help to the people in the south of Brazil.

01:03:53.000 It took four days, actually.

01:03:55.000 And then instead of they start to improve, be more effective in the response of the floods, they are charging me.

01:04:06.000 Now I'm under investigation to spread fake news.

01:04:08.000 But wait a minute.

01:04:10.000 If they really want to investigate something about the information, they should go after the mainstream media.

01:04:15.000 We too do not be perfect as well.

01:04:15.000 Right.

01:04:17.000 The perfect thing is if they start to improve the effective response for the flu, but no, they're stopping everything to come after us.

01:04:27.000 So you are right, Steve, when you're talking about it's not all about the rates.

01:04:30.000 It started as, oh, let's try to fight against great speech and fake news and all of that.

01:04:36.000 But now it's everybody who is criticizing Lula da Silva demonstration.

01:04:40.000 You are under investigation.

01:04:41.000 And we were talking here about Michael Schellenberg, about Elon Musk.

01:04:45.000 Steve, I'm very serious with you.

01:04:48.000 tomorrow, depending on according what you're going to speak here today in your show, you can be tomorrow under

01:04:54.000 investigation in Brazil.

01:04:55.000 Yeah!

01:04:56.000 This is serious!

01:04:57.000 Good!

01:04:58.000 I know that you don't care.

01:04:59.000 No, Brazil can get in line.

01:05:02.000 I do care.

01:05:03.000 And this is why I always say, we're able to survive this because of Mug Club, because we're actually supported by viewers, by people who join Mug Club.

01:05:11.000 I'm scared for other people who aren't.

01:05:13.000 There are people working in an office job where this happens, and they don't have the ability to defend themselves.

01:05:18.000 Yeah, it's terrifying.

01:05:20.000 I want to be really clear because the media will try and say that we blew this out of proportion or misrepresented it.

01:05:25.000 You shared a media article from what would be considered in Brazil a relatively mainstream outlet regarding a slow response to floods and you are being investigated.

01:05:36.000 I have that right?

01:05:38.000 And the thing is, the media should be very concerned about all of that.

01:05:38.000 Yes.

01:05:43.000 Because if they are going after me, if they want tomorrow, for example, imagine that they don't have money anymore to send to the media.

01:05:50.000 Because in Brazil, the Lula administration, they send billions and billions of dollars to the media.

01:05:54.000 Imagine if tomorrow they don't have this money anymore.

01:05:54.000 Of course.

01:05:57.000 They can go after the media and force the media to talk good things about the government.

01:06:01.000 Yeah.

01:06:01.000 Right.

01:06:03.000 And control the narrative because they're trying to kill the social media.

01:06:06.000 Thanks God we still have internet.

01:06:08.000 That's why you are seeing the amount of people that go to the streets in the rallies of my father, Jair Bolsonaro.

01:06:13.000 If you do not have a media, the rallies of my father, for example, in Sao Paulo one month ago, where we had one million people on the streets in favor of my father, you would never see that.

01:06:24.000 And this is exactly what they want to do.

01:06:26.000 So you, America, do not think this is an issue about Brazil, because all of these Brazilian authorities, they are going all over the world.

01:06:33.000 They were last week in London, before they were in New York and then in Paris.

01:06:37.000 They are spreading this Brazilian virus that is different from all the virus, the censorship virus that we have all around the world, because in Brazil, it is coming through the hands of the judiciary.

01:06:48.000 And then I ask you, if Joe Biden gets reelected and appoint one or two more justices of the Supreme Court, And they start to do exactly the same thing that are happening now in Brazil.

01:06:58.000 You, America, what are you going to do?

01:07:01.000 So you have to spread the truth all around the world to avoid this virus to come here to the U.S.

01:07:07.000 It actually came from the U.S.

01:07:10.000 It did come from the U.S.

01:07:11.000 We have been learning that the whole theoretical framework That was used by the Brazilian courts, by Morai's court.

01:07:20.000 Everything was, came from the United States.

01:07:23.000 So they held, they had meetings with the FBI agents.

01:07:26.000 They had a meeting with several Department of Justice agents on learning their tactics to quote unquote combat disinformation.

01:07:36.000 And that's where the framework, the ideological framework came from.

01:07:39.000 If you look and see who worked closely with Morais on his office, it was pretty much the usual suspects.

01:07:48.000 People funded by George Soros, Open Society, Ford Foundation, Oak Foundation.

01:07:53.000 And this is not a conspiracy theory.

01:07:56.000 This is public information.

01:07:58.000 So the virus came from the US, from deep state and from American NGOs that are trying to shape

01:08:05.000 the public debate around the world.

01:08:09.000 And of course you had at the end of it, you had all the top officials of the Biden administration

01:08:16.000 going to Brazil to threaten Brazilian public officials, military leaders and bureaucrats to not challenge Maraes

01:08:25.000 with threats, with open threats.

01:08:27.000 So, I think the virus came from the United States, it went to Brazil, it mutated, and it's going to come back to this variation of the virus, it's going to come back to bite you, like a second wave, it's going to come back to bite you in America.

01:08:45.000 Yeah, no, I agree.

01:08:48.000 I will say this, I'm still patriotic, but my patriotism has changed in the sense that, you know, I grew up, we had a country that was flawed, but largely, hopefully, we were hoping, was exporting the ideals of the Constitution, freedom.

01:09:03.000 And that's not what the United States is exporting right now.

01:09:06.000 They are exporting, unfortunately, corruption and authoritarianism and wokeness.

01:09:11.000 And so my patriotism is, it lies with what America Was the ideas of America and unfortunately not what America, the United States of America, is right now.

01:09:23.000 It doesn't mean that I'm not proud to be American.

01:09:24.000 It doesn't mean that I believe anything other than the United States of America is the greatest country in the history of the world.

01:09:29.000 That is true.

01:09:30.000 But this is a dark spot and I don't like that we, for the very first time in my opinion, are Patient zero, in a lot of ways.

01:09:39.000 And that's different.

01:09:40.000 And to highlight that, before we go to Mug Club, I'd like to keep you guys on here.

01:09:44.000 I wanted to specifically play this clip, because I believe Eduardo tweeted about this exchange, and it was between this Congresswoman and Professor D'Saisilva.

01:09:58.000 How do I pronounce that name?

01:09:59.000 How do I pronounce it?

01:10:00.000 You did it very well.

01:10:01.000 D'Saisilva.

01:10:02.000 D'Saisilva.

01:10:03.000 Here is the clip.

01:10:03.000 Okay.

01:10:05.000 I think respecting, protecting, strengthening democracy is incredibly important.

01:10:12.000 And I do also agree that we have a real problem with the proliferation of misinformation and disinformation.

01:10:21.000 Thanks, Congresswoman.

01:10:23.000 I think... Is it a yes or no question?

01:10:28.000 It is not a yes or no question.

01:10:32.000 Order, order please.

01:10:34.000 Can you repeat the question, Congresswoman?

01:10:38.000 I just love the smirk you confirmed today.

01:10:41.000 Do you know what was said off camera?

01:10:44.000 Because you captioned this with, leftists are the same all over the world.

01:10:47.000 Do you know what was said that people reacted to?

01:10:50.000 Yeah, because she was asking me, as you played previously, she was just saying, well, everything is a yes or no question when she was questioning me.

01:11:00.000 So I couldn't give her an answer with more than a sentence.

01:11:03.000 That's why we had this interchange.

01:11:05.000 And then she passed to the witness that she was favoring, which was the guy off obviously defending censorship.

01:11:12.000 And then he had all the time in the world.

01:11:14.000 She said, well, take your time.

01:11:16.000 It was so funny.

01:11:22.000 I thought I heard someone say something off camera when there was the look.

01:11:25.000 Like, I don't know if there was something specific that was said.

01:11:27.000 No, it's not that I look at him and say yes or no.

01:11:32.000 I look at him and say yes or no.

01:11:34.000 It's like he had to play by the same rules.

01:11:37.000 No, that's fantastic.

01:11:37.000 Right.

01:11:38.000 Do you know something interesting is that These left wing politicians, they are briefed by the left wing assistance of the politicians in Brazil.

01:11:49.000 So the thing is, they can ask a question if you return for them with a question.

01:11:56.000 They do not know because they do not know the stories.

01:11:58.000 They do not know the contest.

01:12:00.000 So it's a it's a very funny thing because they try to show the people that they know what they're talking about, but they don't have idea what they are talking about.

01:12:09.000 Right.

01:12:09.000 Because if you take, for example, Michael Schellenberg, Michael Schellenberg is not a bolsonarist, a right wing or a conservative.

01:12:15.000 He interviewed Lula in the past.

01:12:17.000 He considered himself, I don't know if nowadays he's still considering himself a left-wing journalist, but still, like the censorship is going after him.

01:12:25.000 He's under investigation in Brazil.

01:12:27.000 It doesn't matter if he's a right-wing or left-wing.

01:12:30.000 It's because he's saying things that The system, the establishment, do not agree.

01:12:34.000 Right.

01:12:34.000 And this is the scenario.

01:12:37.000 It's terrifying.

01:12:38.000 And I know you guys have a hard out, so I'll let you guys go before we go to Makla.

01:12:41.000 But I want to ask you, you've continually referred to, for people who don't know, you said tomorrow, if what transpires tomorrow.

01:12:47.000 Tell people what is going on tomorrow that is of consequence with all this.

01:12:55.000 You mean tomorrow after the hearing?

01:12:58.000 Yes, yes.

01:12:59.000 Or in the U.S.?

01:13:00.000 Well, I think the next steps for the hearing... I made clear asks for the U.S.

01:13:05.000 Congress.

01:13:06.000 I think they have immense power.

01:13:08.000 has been, so far in the past few years, a force for evil and censorship in Brazil.

01:13:08.000 The U.S.

01:13:14.000 And I think the U.S.

01:13:15.000 needs to become again a force for freedom and democracy.

01:13:19.000 And so the first thing they can do is what you're doing here now, Stephen, you're creating awareness.

01:13:24.000 The problem is that most of the media, the mainstream media, they don't even cover it.

01:13:30.000 They try to pretend it never happened.

01:13:32.000 So having hearings and having the congressman going to Brazil and having what the Judiciary Committee has done, releasing Brazilian courts public documents so the public can know what's going on in Brazil is one key.

01:13:46.000 The second key is the U.S.

01:13:49.000 Congress controls the funds and it funds Brazil tremendously with taxpayers' money.

01:13:54.000 It also funds organizations like the Inter-American Commission on Human Rights that should be working on this to avoid these human rights violations.

01:14:02.000 So the American taxpayer is funding the censorship of Brazil and this shouldn't happen.

01:14:08.000 The third is they need to exercise oversight power on the Biden administration.

01:14:13.000 Why is the Biden administration supporting Morais and Lula, a regime that's pro-Hamas, pro-Venezuela,

01:14:20.000 pro-Cuba, definitely pro-China, pro-Iran. Why does the Biden

01:14:24.000 administration, it's almost like they hate America and they want someone to hate America, really the

01:14:29.000 most important country in South America.

01:14:31.000 But the next step would be Congress can produce a legislation like they have many in place

01:14:38.000 that really creates sanctions against the... Eduardo, of course, doesn't like this, but I'm a

01:14:44.000 journalist, I'm not a congressman, I can say, that creates sanctions against the Brazilian government

01:14:49.000 and Brazilian public officials who violate human rights.

01:14:52.000 It's not a political thing.

01:14:54.000 If you're violating journalists' rights, if you're violating parliamentarians' rights, congressmen's rights, parliamentary immunity, if you're throwing people in jail without due process, you need to suffer consequences.

01:15:06.000 And that alone will create enormous pressures, and I think our institutions will be able to act and restore our freedoms.

01:15:13.000 Brazil is a peaceful country, although we're very good in jiu-jitsu, as you know.

01:15:17.000 Yes, I know.

01:15:18.000 Although, I know that it pains you to no end that the greatest no-gee grappler of all time is a very cocky American. 1.00

01:15:25.000 And it's not even close!

01:15:26.000 It's not even close!

01:15:27.000 And you know it!

01:15:28.000 Well, I'll dispute that.

01:15:31.000 You've been finding excuses to not go on the mat with me.

01:15:34.000 Oh, my back hurts.

01:15:36.000 I've heard all of that before.

01:15:38.000 I voiced my titanium ribcage. 0.70

01:15:40.000 I have three herniated discs, so let's row.

01:15:44.000 I will say, Hodger, Gracie and the Gee, he's a Michael Jordan, no Gee, Gordon, Ryan, come on, we gotta do that.

01:15:51.000 I mean, you know, Americans take what Brazil created and they made it better.

01:15:54.000 Let's agree to disagree.

01:15:56.000 No, I'm correct.

01:15:58.000 But Gerald had one final question here because I know you guys are in a timeline, I appreciate you taking the time.

01:16:03.000 Yeah, well, I mean, I noticed that you guys are in the Rumble studio up there in DC.

01:16:06.000 We talked about that a second ago.

01:16:07.000 I know Chris was also in front of Congress testifying on censorship.

01:16:12.000 I know X has been removed and Rumble is now removed out of Brazil.

01:16:16.000 YouTube's still available though, right?

01:16:18.000 X not removed yet.

01:16:19.000 Not removed yet, but in the process of potentially?

01:16:22.000 Yeah.

01:16:22.000 Well, what happened was that Elon Musk promised he was going to lift the sanctions, the restrictions in Brazil, but so far he hasn't made good of his promise.

01:16:31.000 So he didn't lift any sanctions.

01:16:33.000 Brazil, I still have a sanction in Brazil.

01:16:36.000 He actually increased the sanctions by the order of the court after what he said.

01:16:40.000 So we're still waiting on Elon Musk to actually do something.

01:16:44.000 The moment he does, he will be disconnected from Brazil.

01:16:47.000 Then I'll give you back a question if I can, is that imagine if Trump is the president and if he looks like this for, OK, Brazilian authorities are banning some U.S.

01:16:59.000 companies there.

01:17:00.000 Let's go to do the same here in the U.S.

01:17:02.000 and you start a trade war.

01:17:04.000 Between U.S.

01:17:05.000 and Brazil.

01:17:06.000 I think this is something that the Brazilian authorities, they are concerned.

01:17:09.000 They fear that Trump can be, can get elected and change all the behavior, that change all the, how can I say that, the inertia?

01:17:18.000 Inertia?

01:17:19.000 Of the Biden administration and this act in favor of the American companies outside abroad, outside of America.

01:17:19.000 Yeah.

01:17:25.000 So let's see what happens.

01:17:27.000 Yeah.

01:17:28.000 And I think, Gerald, the final part of the question was YouTube, Facebook, Instagram, right?

01:17:33.000 They're fine.

01:17:34.000 They're all compliant.

01:17:35.000 They're all compliant.

01:17:35.000 Of course they are.

01:17:36.000 Of course.

01:17:36.000 They're fine.

01:17:39.000 And I said that in my testimony.

01:17:43.000 If you look what's going on in Brazil and in the U.S., please read the Judiciary Committee on the House report on the censorship industrial complex.

01:17:53.000 The emails, the email exchange between the Biden administration officials and the guys from YouTube, Meta, and all those social media companies, they were in, they were aligned.

01:18:04.000 Yes.

01:18:04.000 They were, they were aiming to please.

01:18:07.000 In Brazil, the dynamic, the dynamic, the, the, the theoretical framework is the same.

01:18:12.000 The difference is that Marias didn't have to He didn't informally come to an agreement with a social media company.

01:18:18.000 He just ordered them, do whatever I'm saying, otherwise I'll heavily fine you or disconnect you from the country.

01:18:23.000 But the ideas and the requests are actually the same.

01:18:27.000 Because, like I said, it came from the US.

01:18:29.000 It came from the Atlantic Council.

01:18:31.000 It came from the FBI Deep State.

01:18:34.000 It came from Department of Justice agents.

01:18:36.000 It came from the American left.

01:18:38.000 Right.

01:18:39.000 Yeah, the people of Brazil deserve a lot better, and not only from their own government, but you know what?

01:18:44.000 You're right.

01:18:45.000 They deserve a lot better from the shining city on a hill that is the United States of America, and we have not done right by you, so I can only apologize on behalf of myself for not being able to do more about it, but if people want to do more about it, where can they support you, follow you guys, because that's an active step.

01:19:07.000 Well, I'm on AXE.

01:19:10.000 My AXE publications are usually in English since they can't be seen from Brazil.

01:19:15.000 You can look me up at Rio P. Figueiredo.

01:19:19.000 It's P-F-I-G-U-E-I-R-E-D-O. 1.00

01:19:23.000 And Eduardo Bolsonaro is also... Bolsonaro, usually Bolsonaro, S-P.

01:19:29.000 Bolsonaro SP is up.

01:19:31.000 Almost all of my social media.

01:19:34.000 Okay.

01:19:34.000 Well, very good.

01:19:35.000 I appreciate you guys taking the time.

01:19:36.000 Please do keep us updated and thank you guys.

01:19:39.000 I know you have stuff to get to there in Washington, D.C.

01:19:41.000 Be well.

01:19:42.000 Thank you for having us.

01:19:43.000 Bolsonaro and Figueiredo, everybody!

01:19:45.000 And I'm horrible with names like Paulo Figueiredo and Eduardo Bolsonaro, so I just say Bolsonaro and Figueiredo.

01:19:55.000 It sounds like the odd couple.

01:19:57.000 Yes!

01:19:58.000 The odd Brazilian couple. 1.00

01:19:59.000 He's Bolsonaro, he's Figueiredo.

01:20:02.000 That kind of thing.

01:20:06.000 No, I love what those guys are doing.

01:20:09.000 I didn't really have a question, I was basically making a point.

01:20:11.000 Yes.

01:20:12.000 Like with Meta, Facebook, all this stuff.

01:20:14.000 These companies, Google, YouTube, they don't have our best interests at heart.

01:20:19.000 Of course not.

01:20:21.000 If you were those companies right now, you could get together and be like, look, we don't like each other.

01:20:24.000 We're competitors in this space, but what they're doing here is absolutely wrong and will lead to the deaths of probably millions of people if the dictatorship is set up as effective as they want it to be.

01:20:33.000 Let's all tell them to go to hell when they tell us to ban this kind of content.

01:20:37.000 They can't get rid of all of us. 0.96

01:20:38.000 And if they do, then that is a much bigger international story and more pressure can be brought.

01:20:43.000 But no, what they do is they say, yes sir, we'll toe the line for you.

01:20:47.000 You have to get rid of those guys.

01:20:48.000 Those guys over there, they're the problem. 0.92

Louder with Crowder - May 08, 2024

Trump Trial: Stormy Daniels' Insane Sexual Testimony | GUESTS: Eduardo Bolsonaro & Paulo Figueiredo

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