Louder with Crowder - February 08, 2024


UPDATE: Chippewa Falls School Responds: Debunking Their Bullsh*t!


Episode Stats

Length

56 minutes

Words per Minute

176.32466

Word Count

9,883

Sentence Count

1,016

Misogynist Sentences

68

Hate Speech Sentences

34


Summary

Comedian and stand-up comic Nick DePaolo ( ) joins Jemele to discuss a variety of topics, including the latest on the would-be school shooter in Chippewa Falls, Wisconsin, and the Supreme Court hearing of the Trump v. Kennedy case. Plus, a new all-female SWAT team, and more.


Transcript

00:00:00.000 What do you think?
00:00:17.000 Thank you.
00:00:18.000 Well, it's not the kind of music that old Willie Shakespeare here used to write.
00:00:24.000 Oh, well.
00:00:25.000 Smee!
00:00:25.000 Do something intelligent!
00:00:31.000 Aaand we're almost there.
00:00:37.000 It feels awesome being here, I swear.
00:00:44.000 inspired and I've got so much to learn.
00:00:50.000 Am I awesome or am I just stupid, it's crazy.
00:01:00.000 Nice.
00:01:01.000 You wanna read?
00:01:08.000 Alright.
00:01:09.000 Why?
00:01:12.000 Have you, uh... ...had any experience with that?
00:01:16.000 Twelve years at YouTube, I've seen some pretty awful sh**.
00:01:20.000 You had any experience with that?
00:01:21.000 What do you mean, personally?
00:01:26.000 Yeah.
00:01:28.000 Yeah.
00:01:29.000 I have.
00:01:31.000 My boss at YouTube was an alcoholic.
00:01:31.000 It's never good.
00:01:36.000 I mean f***ing drunk.
00:01:37.000 She used to come in hammered looking to whale on somebody so I'd provoke her.
00:01:44.000 Hoping she wouldn't go after the smaller channels.
00:01:46.000 Kid's full of **** and puberty blockers.
00:02:08.000 I'm out.
00:02:09.000 you YouTube execs gave us the choice to blur every face in the whole **** video or said we could just skip the time and have it outright removed.
00:02:19.000 Said choose.
00:02:20.000 Well, I'd have to go with just removing it there, Vanna.
00:02:22.000 Nah, we went with blurring all the faces.
00:02:25.000 Why?
00:02:26.000 Because **** them, that's why.
00:02:28.000 And your account received a heart strike anyway.
00:02:33.000 So what is it?
00:02:33.000 Crowder's got some kind of rebellion complex or something?
00:02:36.000 Some kind of a f***ing general problem with authority?
00:02:39.000 Is that why you have to put a half-Asian lawyer on retainer full-time?
00:02:43.000 I didn't know you had.
00:02:44.000 Yeah, well, I did.
00:02:46.000 Wanna talk about it?
00:02:47.000 No.
00:02:51.000 Hey, Crowder.
00:02:54.000 I don't know a lot.
00:02:56.000 But you see this?
00:02:59.000 All this s***.
00:03:01.000 The demonetization, the heart strikes, the video removals, the policies.
00:03:06.000 It's not your fault.
00:03:09.000 Yeah, I know that.
00:03:11.000 Look at me, son.
00:03:13.000 It's not your fault.
00:03:16.000 I know.
00:03:17.000 No.
00:03:18.000 It's not your fault.
00:03:20.000 I know.
00:03:21.000 No.
00:03:22.000 No, you don't.
00:03:24.000 It's not your fault.
00:03:34.000 you you
00:03:37.000 It's not your fault.
00:03:38.000 Don't f**k with me!
00:03:40.000 Not me, not you!
00:03:41.000 Don't f**k with me!
00:03:43.000 It's not your fault.
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00:04:05.000 Mug Club by DxMux plays.
00:04:43.000 It is your fault.
00:04:45.000 It's your fault that you're here.
00:04:48.000 You're still here.
00:04:48.000 We appreciate it.
00:04:49.000 Let me give you the rundown really quickly today.
00:04:51.000 We have an update on Chippewa Falls, the school that we discussed yesterday in the would-be school shooting.
00:04:58.000 Spoiler alert, they of course attacked the messenger.
00:05:01.000 They did exactly what we thought, right on time.
00:05:04.000 Now, the parents were never at risk, but now we, yours truly, has put them at risk.
00:05:08.000 We're also going to be talking about former Vice President Joe Biden.
00:05:10.000 Some people call him sitting president.
00:05:12.000 Some people call him former vice president.
00:05:13.000 I call him former vice president.
00:05:15.000 Respect the office.
00:05:16.000 He's holding Americans hostage right now over the border.
00:05:19.000 Live today, if there's an update.
00:05:21.000 Right now it is 1014 a.m.
00:05:24.000 The Supreme Court is going to be hearing the arguments in the Trump ballot case.
00:05:24.000 Eastern.
00:05:28.000 You know, this is from the Colorado court.
00:05:30.000 Moving up.
00:05:31.000 And everyone here is sick.
00:05:32.000 There's the bubonic plague.
00:05:33.000 Oh, also, just because you'll know who lives in third chair, we have some clips from an all-female SWAT team and their training.
00:05:40.000 That's really just because it's it's a competition.
00:05:43.000 It's a competition.
00:05:44.000 This was the best of the best of the best.
00:05:46.000 Yes.
00:05:46.000 Yeah, so I guess Trained to eat things that will make a belly go puke You're gonna put that many women in a SWAT team there's one thing you'll need a good supply of body bags or tampons Which by the way, he's sometimes Nick DePaolo, you know, I'm gonna go third chair first in third chair today Because it's a new song.
00:06:10.000 He wanted the new song.
00:06:10.000 He gave me crap about it yesterday.
00:06:12.000 He's going to be in Red Bank, New Jersey, May 11th.
00:06:15.000 Count Basie Center.
00:06:16.000 Go see him.
00:06:17.000 The OG.
00:06:18.000 One of the, well, funniest man alive, I think, certainly, as far as stand-up comedy.
00:06:21.000 And so would the other people in this industry.
00:06:23.000 And his show is on Mug Club, 5 p.m.
00:06:24.000 Nick DiPaolo, how are you, sir?
00:06:24.000 Eastern.
00:06:25.000 What do you mean, as far as stand-up?
00:06:27.000 How about sketch, and I can do all kinds of fucking acrobatic shit?
00:06:30.000 Oh, sorry, I thought you gave... Acrobatics, wow!
00:06:32.000 I thought I gave you a nice intro.
00:06:34.000 It was, it was fun.
00:06:35.000 Can I ask you a question?
00:06:36.000 You did all that work on that new song, and you just fucking talked over the fucking... I'm sorry.
00:06:36.000 No.
00:06:41.000 We didn't want people to go to sleep, Nick.
00:06:43.000 Oh, suck it, Nick!
00:06:44.000 We just had to bleep it anyway, Nick.
00:06:46.000 And then...
00:06:48.000 Number two, Captain Morgan.
00:06:48.000 He doesn't have a song.
00:06:50.000 How are you, sir?
00:06:51.000 I'm relapsing.
00:06:53.000 Thank you for that audio.
00:06:55.000 I appreciate that.
00:06:56.000 Crystal meth?
00:06:57.000 No, no, no, no.
00:07:00.000 I made you feel better though.
00:07:01.000 Yeah, yeah you did.
00:07:02.000 You made me feel better because I skipped the gym.
00:07:04.000 It has been a week since I have seen this body has seen activity.
00:07:09.000 And I thought, I'm gonna relapse if I do this and then half the office again called in sick.
00:07:12.000 So I'm holding it together.
00:07:14.000 All right, today, especially, it's probably already happened with the rewind of the Good Will Hunting.
00:07:19.000 But if at any point you see this.
00:07:24.000 Head on over to Rumble, especially as we do the update from Chippewa Falls.
00:07:28.000 And you want to know, watch the show.
00:07:28.000 It's a live show.
00:07:29.000 Weekdays, 10 a.m.
00:07:30.000 Eastern.
00:07:30.000 Check the references and then leave.
00:07:34.000 Let me ask you this.
00:07:35.000 You're a parent.
00:07:36.000 Where do you line up after yesterday?
00:07:37.000 We have received emails, contacts from well over 50 parents who are grateful, who are livid about what happened there in Chippewa Falls, but the media is not going to really discuss them.
00:07:50.000 They've done a somewhat effective job.
00:07:50.000 Local media has.
00:07:52.000 We don't have... Okay, I was just checking to make sure speakers aren't on, but my ears are blocked because of the AIDS.
00:07:57.000 All right.
00:07:59.000 So, Mr. Dip, this is right up your alley.
00:08:02.000 I don't know if you've seen this yet.
00:08:04.000 Mr. Dip?
00:08:05.000 I actually looked around.
00:08:09.000 Oh, that's me.
00:08:10.000 That's the other Mr. Dip.
00:08:11.000 Do you need to adjust your headphones?
00:08:13.000 No, why is there a pillow here?
00:08:14.000 Because some people like lower back support.
00:08:17.000 Do you want the lower back support?
00:08:18.000 I can put it under your back.
00:08:21.000 We've got lower back support.
00:08:22.000 I can't remove the pillow.
00:08:23.000 I thought it was blocking the light.
00:08:24.000 No, he's upset because he didn't have the donut ring for his camera.
00:08:28.000 Well, I could use that right now.
00:08:30.000 It's like fucking Napa Valley grapes hanging out of my ass.
00:08:34.000 They're back.
00:08:35.000 I had them removed ten years ago.
00:08:37.000 They're back with a vengeance.
00:08:39.000 Make a movie about it.
00:08:43.000 Speaking of the authorities, Chile decided to send their, and this is the thing, I don't want, and you can comment below, I don't want women on SWAT teams.
00:08:54.000 I don't want women in general on the front lines of combat.
00:08:59.000 I don't want women in firefighting if it requires, you know, lifting heavy things as a general.
00:09:05.000 In situations where it's a matter of life and death, I want the most qualified person, especially as it relates to their physicality.
00:09:12.000 So, that's just my opinion.
00:09:16.000 Here is something that is not my opinion.
00:09:18.000 The women of Chile decided to do this SWAT competition.
00:09:25.000 Well actually, Chile decided to send their all-woman team to an international SWAT competition.
00:09:30.000 The best of the best.
00:09:30.000 Yes.
00:09:31.000 Of the best.
00:09:31.000 And that's the other problem, they're always Chile.
00:09:35.000 Not like those Peruvians.
00:09:38.000 Here is how it went, and hint, it went exactly how you think.
00:09:46.000 Vamos!
00:09:51.000 And here we go.
00:09:53.000 They jog out.
00:09:54.000 They're waddling.
00:09:54.000 And here we go.
00:09:55.000 Here we go.
00:09:56.000 Two teams from the emirates.
00:09:57.000 The wet bandits did better.
00:10:04.000 Three team members stranded in the middle of that ice bath.
00:10:09.000 Ah, what do we do?
00:10:12.000 I'll get you!
00:10:12.000 Now watch.
00:10:13.000 Oh, you're gonna need some of that workwoman's calm.
00:10:16.000 Let me kick her.
00:10:17.000 Right at L4, L5.
00:10:18.000 Listen to this.
00:10:21.000 Listen.
00:10:21.000 Even the splash sounds weak.
00:10:22.000 She has a decision to make.
00:10:23.000 Listen, even the splash sounds weak.
00:10:27.000 Yeah, forget about getting wet.
00:10:30.000 The violations.
00:10:33.000 She has a decision to make.
00:10:35.000 Weapons in the water.
00:10:37.000 Just hangs there.
00:10:38.000 Nope, not going in.
00:10:40.000 And then that's illegal.
00:10:41.000 Yeah, I'm sure you'll do that during an emergency.
00:10:44.000 I'm sure she's good at reading Miranda Rights.
00:10:50.000 She thought it was a zipline into the pool as a ride.
00:10:53.000 It's like an episode of Devil Dare.
00:10:55.000 She's like, weeee!
00:10:56.000 They realize this isn't about swimming?
00:10:59.000 Why is she going back under?
00:11:03.000 Oh, just to fix her hair.
00:11:04.000 No, you have to get the firearms.
00:11:06.000 That's a penalty if you lose your weapon.
00:11:08.000 Okay, one minute.
00:11:09.000 It's just the combination of lower body weight and upper body strength.
00:11:32.000 It's about the ratio.
00:11:33.000 That's right.
00:11:34.000 You know, it'd be like Neil Cavuto doing a zipline.
00:11:37.000 That shredded god?
00:11:38.000 Yes.
00:11:40.000 It's like the Statue of David personified.
00:11:42.000 Now, in all fairness... Small penis?
00:11:43.000 That was a tough obstacle.
00:11:45.000 Just to be clear, I really like Neil Cavuto.
00:11:49.000 I was just trying to think of someone who would have a tough time doing a zipline.
00:11:53.000 It's not fair.
00:11:55.000 All fairness, I'm sure the men struggled as well.
00:12:00.000 Just look at the running.
00:12:02.000 Just the difference right there.
00:12:07.000 Biological difference is men, right?
00:12:09.000 They're designed to go hunt.
00:12:11.000 Hunt the buffalo.
00:12:12.000 And other, the women, their hips are better for burpees.
00:12:15.000 All the way across.
00:12:15.000 There we go.
00:12:16.000 Alright.
00:12:18.000 Think of that run in the high hand versus the waddle.
00:12:21.000 They should be washing dishes in that pool.
00:12:27.000 And if they do it poorly, you send in the male SWAT team.
00:12:29.000 Exactly right.
00:12:31.000 See how the fellas just took to it?
00:12:33.000 I just, I mean, come on.
00:12:34.000 Look, and that's the best of the best.
00:12:36.000 Hilarious.
00:12:36.000 In the entire country.
00:12:38.000 Now, can I ask you a question?
00:12:40.000 Was that a test or they're already... They're competing.
00:12:43.000 That's the competition.
00:12:44.000 That's the competition.
00:12:45.000 But they're already cops or whatever the fuck.
00:12:46.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:12:47.000 They are.
00:12:47.000 They are the SWAT team.
00:12:49.000 If you call and they're like, we're sending the all-female SWAT team.
00:12:52.000 It's like, oh.
00:12:52.000 I'm gonna die.
00:12:53.000 Don't bother, I'll put this gun in my mouth.
00:12:56.000 Can you send Police Academy?
00:12:58.000 The actors from Police Academy.
00:12:59.000 Was Bobcat in it?
00:13:01.000 I really like the guy that can do every noise.
00:13:03.000 Gutenberg's not doing much, just send him out.
00:13:05.000 Please.
00:13:05.000 Oh my god!
00:13:07.000 Also, the women's SWAT team though, of course, Hollywood already purchased the rights, they do have a new film coming out.
00:13:12.000 Well, that seems... No!
00:13:15.000 Oh my God, you guys are sexist.
00:13:16.000 Here's the thing, though, too.
00:13:17.000 This has real-world consequences.
00:13:19.000 Think about this for a second.
00:13:21.000 Okay, if I am a violent man, okay?
00:13:24.000 If I am a man my size on PCP, and I've already decided that I'm fine with assaulting women, and my choice is go to jail for years, or beat the ever-loving crap out of one of those... It's an easy choice.
00:13:37.000 I'm gonna beat the crap out of them.
00:13:38.000 Don't take that out of context.
00:13:39.000 Sounds like my honeymoon.
00:13:42.000 Who was in the SWAT outfit?
00:13:44.000 None of your business.
00:13:44.000 Was it?
00:13:45.000 Okay, I'm sorry.
00:13:47.000 I didn't mean to cross any lines, Nick!
00:13:51.000 And here's the thing, DEI applies to everything, and you can comment below.
00:13:53.000 We've had women on the show who are sergeants going, yeah, I can't deal with the women they send me now.
00:13:57.000 I can't yell at them.
00:13:58.000 Also, they don't have to do pull-ups.
00:14:00.000 They can just do dead hangs.
00:14:02.000 The fake victim culture creates real victims.
00:14:04.000 I don't know, like the person who needs to be rescued by a strong, heady police officer.
00:14:11.000 Oh, instead I have you.
00:14:12.000 Alright, I'm about to get raped.
00:14:15.000 So here's DEI, of course, being applied across the board.
00:14:18.000 You have it with police, you have it with firefighters, you have it with the military, as seen by our stretchy maternity flight suits.
00:14:24.000 And here's even Delta touting DEI.
00:14:27.000 Did somebody say...
00:14:29.000 Slave?
00:14:31.000 Slave?
00:14:32.000 Slave.
00:14:34.000 Oh, yes, well, thank you for having a priority straight while Boeing has doors falling off.
00:14:42.000 Yeah, they're rehearsing.
00:14:44.000 And DEI, that exact DEI is, yes, you guessed it, in firefighting from the International Association of Fire Chiefs.
00:14:50.000 Oh my gosh.
00:14:51.000 Just save me.
00:14:52.000 Just save me or fly the plane.
00:14:53.000 I don't care who it is.
00:14:54.000 And you know what?
00:14:55.000 Here's the thing, too.
00:14:56.000 A lot of people, they'll say sexist, but let's be honest here for a second.
00:14:59.000 This is also why men don't like watching women's MMA in general.
00:15:02.000 We don't like watching women get beaten up.
00:15:04.000 And no, we're not watching that in the competition.
00:15:06.000 We know it's an eventuality.
00:15:08.000 It's an inevitability.
00:15:09.000 She's going to be beaten to a pulp at some point.
00:15:11.000 Unless she has to go to the tool belt and shoot somebody.
00:15:13.000 Yes, of course.
00:15:14.000 You don't like UFC, chick on chick?
00:15:19.000 Well, let me give you an example as to why not.
00:15:20.000 My stomach turned when I watched Cyborg, I think we have a clip, beat up Jan Finney.
00:15:25.000 Now this was not like a male MMA match where it was competitive.
00:15:29.000 This was a female who clearly was a walking human pincushion whose technique was gorilla smash with basically a part-time nurse, I don't know, Jan Finney, who was a last-minute replacement.
00:15:39.000 Getting, and it looks very much just, she's holding on to Cyborg's foot, right, and just, she's going, ugh, ugh, ugh, ugh, ugh.
00:15:48.000 That's the whole fight.
00:15:50.000 And you're sitting there going, stop the fight!
00:15:52.000 Here's a clip.
00:15:53.000 Oh, she goes down and just holds on.
00:15:56.000 They bring it, man.
00:15:57.000 When these girls fight, they bring it all.
00:16:00.000 She wants Winslow to stop the fight!
00:16:05.000 They don't even know how to ref.
00:16:07.000 She just keeps punching her.
00:16:13.000 Like, alright.
00:16:18.000 And no, that's why I don't like watching it.
00:16:20.000 Well, if you had a male ref, he would have jumped in.
00:16:23.000 He probably would have.
00:16:24.000 This girl, women hate women.
00:16:25.000 So, she was probably enjoying that.
00:16:27.000 She probably, that girl stole her lipstick before the fight.
00:16:31.000 The ref's lipstick, I mean.
00:16:32.000 Yes, exactly.
00:16:32.000 I mean, whatever.
00:16:34.000 That was the problem with that clip.
00:16:36.000 It was three women in a cage.
00:16:37.000 There was no man to be like, all right, you two.
00:16:37.000 Yeah.
00:16:40.000 Come on now.
00:16:40.000 Pick them up if they're drunk.
00:16:42.000 Let's go now.
00:16:43.000 That's what you want.
00:16:44.000 You gotta jump in there.
00:16:45.000 You gotta jump in there.
00:16:47.000 And it's not because men want to see women hurt.
00:16:49.000 It's because we don't want to see women hurt.
00:16:51.000 And sure, you're watching a competition.
00:16:52.000 It looks like an episode of Wipeout.
00:16:53.000 It's funny.
00:16:55.000 It's, you know, American not ninja warrior, but eventually that woman is going to be beaten up.
00:17:01.000 They shouldn't be in that job.
00:17:02.000 But hey, it's not just about them.
00:17:04.000 It's about you when the SWAT team shows up or when the officer shows up.
00:17:07.000 Can we just, look, as it deals with DEI, can we just go back when it comes to life and death?
00:17:12.000 Can we go back to hiring the best people for the job?
00:17:14.000 Is that a possibility?
00:17:15.000 Is that too much to ask?
00:17:16.000 What is happening?
00:17:17.000 What's happening?
00:17:18.000 What's happening?
00:17:19.000 That's not what seriously what's happening?
00:17:21.000 What's happening? We having a glitch? Hey tool man?
00:17:24.000 Sorry, we're we're trailing a woman on TriCaster Why?
00:17:32.000 She doesn't know what she's doing.
00:17:34.000 Well, she's a woman.
00:17:35.000 Get her out of here!
00:17:37.000 Get her out!
00:17:38.000 And she's laughing about it.
00:17:38.000 No!
00:17:41.000 No!
00:17:41.000 Go!
00:17:42.000 Yes!
00:17:42.000 Boo!
00:17:47.000 She doesn't even know how to run the TriCaster.
00:17:47.000 Boo!
00:17:53.000 I mean, a woman can run the TriCaster, but not that one.
00:17:55.000 Not that one.
00:17:56.000 Hey, sorry about that.
00:17:56.000 Come back here with a BLT.
00:17:57.000 We won't do it again.
00:17:59.000 Do better.
00:17:59.000 Thanks, Tim.
00:18:00.000 Okay, let's go to Chippewa Falls here.
00:18:00.000 Tim!
00:18:03.000 I'm sorry you had to see that.
00:18:04.000 But just rest assured, she's a horrible person.
00:18:10.000 I mean, she's not just inept, she's actually good.
00:18:13.000 It's okay.
00:18:14.000 Hates Jews!
00:18:15.000 She hates Jews!
00:18:16.000 No, it's fake news.
00:18:18.000 Fake news!
00:18:19.000 Hates Jews!
00:18:20.000 Hates Jews!
00:18:22.000 By the way, did you see that TMZ is going after Shane Gillis again because he's going to host SNL?
00:18:26.000 And they're bringing up an old clip of him referring to a story where someone says the N-word and like, Shane Gillis says the N-word.
00:18:26.000 Of course.
00:18:31.000 So we'll talk about that next week.
00:18:32.000 Oh my, talk about it tonight.
00:18:34.000 They keep going after this guy.
00:18:37.000 They put together a highlight reel from his podcast.
00:18:39.000 And he's not even a dangerous comic!
00:18:42.000 He's a smart, funny...
00:18:43.000 Yep.
00:18:44.000 He's not even dangerous!
00:18:45.000 No, and he's actually pretty sharp.
00:18:46.000 Like, he knows history pretty damn well.
00:18:48.000 Absolutely!
00:18:49.000 I didn't know that much about him until lately and I did some... I fucking like that guy.
00:18:53.000 Yeah, the guy's funny.
00:18:54.000 So, they fire from SNL.
00:18:55.000 They say, alright, we'll have him come in and host.
00:18:57.000 And then, sure enough, front page of TMZ.
00:18:59.000 Can you believe that he said... First off, yes, we can.
00:19:01.000 Second, who's staging the hit?
00:19:04.000 That's what you always ask.
00:19:05.000 Oh, TMZ?
00:19:06.000 Oh, is it New York Post?
00:19:07.000 Is it Variety?
00:19:08.000 Vanity Fair?
00:19:09.000 The Sun?
00:19:10.000 Take a guess.
00:19:11.000 I told you they called my house right after the little bar scuffle.
00:19:14.000 Oh really?
00:19:15.000 Yeah.
00:19:16.000 That's how I know it's you.
00:19:19.000 I haven't heard from TMZ in years.
00:19:23.000 So yesterday we broke this story about a middle school in Wisconsin, Chippewa Falls, that they covered up a manifesto, potential school shooter.
00:19:39.000 We learned about it through a viewer on the tip line and we requested, we put in a FOIA request with the police department to receive the report.
00:19:47.000 Now let me recap it for you.
00:19:48.000 The administration knew about this.
00:19:49.000 We read the report yesterday.
00:19:50.000 It was Graphic.
00:19:52.000 It was incredibly detailed as far as dates, times, locations, plan B's for dates, times, locations, wish lists, types of weapons to be used, how to create bombs, where to purchase bombs.
00:20:04.000 All of this was in the manifesto, to be clear.
00:20:08.000 The administration knew, the school board knew, the police knew, but they don't have the authority to notify parents.
00:20:13.000 So just to be clear, they did their job in investigating.
00:20:15.000 The parents were never told.
00:20:18.000 That was the story, and of course it would directly affect the safety of the parents.
00:20:21.000 To refresh your memory, or those who missed it, here's a very brief clip from what we read from the actual police report yesterday on air.
00:20:30.000 There's the target.
00:20:31.000 Every old man and woman who has claimed to the Father, Son, and Holy Spirit by chopping their fucking heads off and putting them on a stick to show there is no God, only human nature.
00:20:42.000 I will kill the most people I can by using explosives, then I will make myself al-he problems, don't even know how to correct that one, that I face will be worth it after I kill all the fucking jocks and all those fucking preppy, shitheaded fucking girls.
00:20:55.000 They need to die, and they will go burn in hell.
00:20:58.000 Now, we have an update.
00:20:59.000 The superintendent released a statement riddled with, at best, misstatements, most likely lies, just to be clear.
00:21:08.000 And we have received well over 50 emails, correspondence from family members, parents saying, thank you.
00:21:14.000 And they are incredibly concerned, just to be clear.
00:21:17.000 Now, of course, national news coverage, they're not going to cover that.
00:21:19.000 But the local media did do some of their due diligence and actually showed at least a couple of parents who were calling for officials to resign or be fired.
00:21:27.000 The parents I spoke with tonight say their concerns stem from the lack of immediate communication.
00:21:27.000 He's Shannon.
00:21:33.000 Shocked, overwhelmed, and disbelief were three words one parent used to describe the emotions he felt after finally getting the word of the incident months later.
00:21:42.000 His son is a Chippewa Falls middle schooler.
00:21:44.000 Other areas of concern News 18 heard from parents include the school district's leadership.
00:21:49.000 Those I spoke with tonight calling for new leadership to step up.
00:21:53.000 I have the full faith that they're going to They're going to take care of these students, but the leadership, I think, is falling apart.
00:22:01.000 And I would like to see the superintendent either resign or be removed.
00:22:07.000 In my opinion, the ones that fail to tell the families should be fired.
00:22:12.000 And by the way, I'm so glad that it was the parents that they were.
00:22:14.000 I was like, please don't be the Averys or some guy who's just like, there's n-words at the school!
00:22:20.000 So.
00:22:20.000 Like, okay.
00:22:21.000 You were like, if the media's gonna cherry pick.
00:22:24.000 Like, I don't want my kid in school in the first place!
00:22:26.000 Go Grouter!
00:22:27.000 Woo!
00:22:28.000 What if Wisconsin?
00:22:31.000 Yeah?
00:22:32.000 They're gonna shoot up the school?
00:22:34.000 Yeah?
00:22:36.000 So this story, by the way, reached tens of millions of people, and we're incredibly grateful.
00:22:40.000 If you have more tips, if you live in a town or your children go to the school, send your email to lwctipsatprotonmail.com.
00:22:46.000 If you want more investigative journalism, consider joining Mug Club, 89 annually, $9.
00:22:50.000 You can go Mugless month to month.
00:22:51.000 Okay.
00:22:52.000 Really appreciate it.
00:22:53.000 None of this happens without you, to be clear.
00:22:56.000 It's not possible.
00:22:57.000 And over 50 parents are grateful and touched, not by just what you have supported and allowed to happen.
00:23:02.000 Yeah.
00:23:03.000 So the school, of course, responded in a very, very predictable fashion.
00:23:08.000 Well, actually, you know, you said it yesterday.
00:23:10.000 Basically, you said that they would try to flip this and make this about you.
00:23:14.000 And so, kind of brings us... you called it!
00:23:16.000 Come let Zoltar tell you more.
00:23:20.000 I'm gonna hit the next pitch, Paul, right past the flag.
00:23:23.000 We're gonna win the game, I guarantee it.
00:23:26.000 But you know, the way, you know, Babe Ruth apparently didn't actually do that.
00:23:33.000 I think he did.
00:23:34.000 No, apparently he was just like stretching his arm.
00:23:36.000 I don't think so.
00:23:37.000 Yeah.
00:23:38.000 He called it.
00:23:39.000 And then he popped up to the catcher and the kid died.
00:23:42.000 When he was hitting a 50 mile an hour fastball with a cigarette in his mouth.
00:23:42.000 Yes.
00:23:48.000 Hey, it makes it even harder to get it out of the park.
00:23:50.000 You can see the crabs crawling out of his pants.
00:23:52.000 What's he doing just crawling out of there?
00:23:56.000 I want to be where the people are.
00:23:58.000 He actually pointed to distract the audience so he could scratch his nuts.
00:24:03.000 You ever do that one when you're peeing?
00:24:05.000 Actually no, he was pointing to get rid of the one black guy in the crowd.
00:24:08.000 He's like, hey!
00:24:09.000 I think he had black hair.
00:24:10.000 And they're like, let's get one on our team.
00:24:11.000 This changes the game.
00:24:13.000 All right.
00:24:13.000 I'm going by his nose.
00:24:15.000 So we did, I guess I did call it.
00:24:17.000 So let's go back to then, yesterday.
00:24:18.000 And this is not to be self-aggrandizing.
00:24:21.000 This is just so that you can see that you yourself can use this framework going forward.
00:24:26.000 The left Is very predictable.
00:24:28.000 Dishonest people are very predictable.
00:24:31.000 I believe we have the clip from how we said this would go down starting yesterday.
00:24:34.000 We have an entire investigative team here.
00:24:37.000 Imagine you, the parent, trying to get this information.
00:24:40.000 Right there, it's done.
00:24:42.000 You're not going to get a hold of anybody.
00:24:43.000 There's never going to be any accountability.
00:24:45.000 It's the same thing, you know, we discussed this with Carrie Lake when she recorded someone trying to effectively bribe her.
00:24:49.000 The attack then became, how could you record somebody?
00:24:49.000 Right, yeah.
00:24:52.000 If this person is doing something dishonest, if there are actual victims because of the crimes or misdeeds that you were perpetrating, think about that for a second.
00:24:52.000 Well, hold on a second.
00:25:00.000 It becomes about the reporting.
00:25:00.000 Yeah.
00:25:02.000 It becomes about the messenger.
00:25:03.000 So let's go to now.
00:25:06.000 Chippewa Falls Superintendent Jeff Holmes released a statement regarding the report.
00:25:11.000 And boy, it just makes it worse.
00:25:12.000 These people just... I mean, I don't know if we need to ship them shovels.
00:25:16.000 They need to put the shovels down.
00:25:17.000 Stop digging.
00:25:18.000 You guys did a phenomenal job right up until not notifying the parents.
00:25:21.000 Yes, exactly.
00:25:22.000 We should all be taking a victory lap and applauding the system working until you drop the ball here.
00:25:27.000 And there are some other details, too, that we wanted to go over, reiterate, or maybe that we didn't specify yesterday that specifically have to do with the danger Um, the children were put in.
00:25:27.000 Yeah.
00:25:36.000 So let's go through one of their claims, okay?
00:25:38.000 In this, uh, paper which is released, or statement, which you can read at lineofthecredit.com with a link in the description.
00:25:43.000 Um, they said that students were never in danger.
00:25:47.000 Okay.
00:25:48.000 So, this man says, I need to state clearly and unequivocally that the district determined our students were not in jeopardy at any time during these events.
00:25:55.000 Here's the truth.
00:25:57.000 The student was dangerous enough to be suspended immediately and then expelled.
00:26:03.000 Five weeks later.
00:26:04.000 So let's put that timeline together.
00:26:05.000 October 23rd, right?
00:26:07.000 He's suspended.
00:26:08.000 Or she, he, ze, they, according to the report.
00:26:10.000 Suspended!
00:26:11.000 December 6th, the student was expelled.
00:26:13.000 Think about that for five weeks.
00:26:15.000 That's the danger zone!
00:26:17.000 What if I have a daughter who's pretty?
00:26:20.000 Who this person was targeting.
00:26:22.000 What if my child is a Christian?
00:26:24.000 For five weeks, us as parents, we have no idea that this person is there and has an Amazon wish list with Lil Bastard's toolkit?
00:26:33.000 We all have potassium nitrate and frozen orange juice in our Amazon wish carts, don't we?
00:26:38.000 Yeah.
00:26:40.000 That's the time period where you think, okay, if something's going to happen, it's most likely to happen here, this person's kind of been found out, and this is the highest risk to the students.
00:26:49.000 And for them to come back out and double down on that, and say, hey, they were never at risk at any time, it's like, guys, come on, how do you not see that?
00:26:56.000 And can someone pull the quote, just the one quote from the statement, they said, these quasi-media outlets who are putting, actually creating more danger through sensationalizing this.
00:27:06.000 Sorry.
00:27:07.000 Our bad.
00:27:08.000 Admonish me.
00:27:08.000 It's our fault.
00:27:08.000 You know what?
00:27:09.000 Admonish me and admonish the 50-plus parents.
00:27:12.000 I'm willing to bet that it racks up to hundreds before the end of the day.
00:27:15.000 How dare you think that you should know for five weeks there was someone purchasing trench coats, frozen orange juice, antifreeze, potassium nitrate, and saving up to get a $2,700 shotgun to shoot up your children.
00:27:27.000 How dare you think that you should know that?
00:27:29.000 Here's another claim that they make.
00:27:32.000 And this is one that they refute themselves.
00:27:34.000 It's so dishonest they can't keep it straight.
00:27:37.000 They said there was no unusual police presence, which is why the parents weren't told, if you remember that.
00:27:43.000 Just a simple question.
00:27:44.000 Why would you let parents know about less credible things when you had something that seems more credible to me based on the conversation I have?
00:27:51.000 And you wouldn't let parents know about that.
00:27:53.000 Honestly, that's my main question.
00:27:56.000 Okay, yeah.
00:27:57.000 And I understand that, right?
00:27:58.000 And I get your conversation that it seems more credible.
00:28:03.000 You know, I would say with the SWAT instance and things like that, like, you know, there were sometimes police officers that showed up to our building and so forth.
00:28:10.000 And so, you know, obviously we let people know that there was not anything going on.
00:28:15.000 Everybody was safe.
00:28:15.000 Everybody was okay.
00:28:17.000 In this situation, we got to it right away.
00:28:19.000 We handled it really quickly.
00:28:21.000 And again, we felt that there was no credible threat to our staff or our students at the time.
00:28:26.000 I love watching Nick when we play these clips because as a comic he gets so mad like he's gonna get another hemorrhoid.
00:28:33.000 Imagine if that's your kid at that school!
00:28:40.000 Can I ask you a question?
00:28:41.000 Yeah.
00:28:42.000 Do we know if this kid was trans or not?
00:28:44.000 We have no idea.
00:28:45.000 We don't know.
00:28:46.000 And how old is the kid?
00:28:47.000 No idea.
00:28:48.000 Middle school age.
00:28:49.000 I was going to say middle school.
00:28:51.000 Yeah, middle school.
00:28:52.000 I'm not sure what it is.
00:28:53.000 So they said there was no added police presence so we didn't need to notify the parents.
00:28:56.000 Here's the truth, or which one of them is true, I don't know.
00:29:00.000 According to the parents last night, Superintendent Holmes stated, The district maintained an ongoing dialogue with our guidance counselors and supervising teachers.
00:29:10.000 The district also consulted with local law enforcement officials and maintained a police presence as well.
00:29:16.000 The police report also detailed increased presence.
00:29:19.000 So we didn't need to notify because it wasn't increased police presence.
00:29:22.000 And by the way, we did everything responsibly because we increased police presence.
00:29:26.000 But that was the whole reasoning for not notifying the parents was that there was not anything seen by the public.
00:29:32.000 Just read it like that.
00:29:33.000 Nothing was seen by the public that we would have to explain and so we didn't notify parents because there was increased police presence before.
00:29:39.000 And if he says no, that's not what I said.
00:29:40.000 I said we maintain police presence.
00:29:42.000 So you kept the one officer on campus and you're using that as a justification for taking additional measures?
00:29:48.000 That doesn't make any sense at all.
00:29:49.000 Either way it doesn't work.
00:29:51.000 Yeah.
00:29:52.000 You're using the safety of these children as a PR.
00:29:56.000 Cudgel.
00:29:57.000 There's a cudgel here.
00:29:57.000 Like, hold on, the children are fine because we say one thing and then we did another.
00:30:02.000 They're fine because there are fewer police.
00:30:03.000 They're fine because there are increased police.
00:30:06.000 How are these children safer?
00:30:08.000 And how are the parents?
00:30:10.000 How are the parents being informed?
00:30:11.000 How are they capable of helping and protecting their children if you do not inform them?
00:30:15.000 None of this is consistent.
00:30:17.000 I'm sure they probably have some really skillful PR consultants who suck.
00:30:23.000 So, here's another claim from the administration.
00:30:27.000 That the school was just following protocol.
00:30:28.000 That's always great.
00:30:29.000 I was just following orders!
00:30:33.000 So am I. That's usually what, you know, if it were an action film.
00:30:36.000 So, they say, the situation was identified and monitored, student safety was accounted for, the district intervened, and the matter was resolved without incident.
00:30:44.000 In this situation, however, we determined that it did not rise to the level requiring a public announcement and that making an announcement might be inflammatory, generating new issues concerning staff and student safety.
00:30:53.000 No, no, no.
00:30:54.000 Okay, here's the thing.
00:30:55.000 The truth?
00:30:56.000 Nothing in their protocol required them to keep parents in the dark and actually would fly in the face of standard protocols that they, in fact, enforce.
00:31:03.000 Let me tell you why.
00:31:04.000 Let me put a fine point on this.
00:31:07.000 Because they say this right here, they say, concerning staff.
00:31:13.000 We have 50 plus emails from parents right now, okay?
00:31:16.000 You know the school has hundreds.
00:31:18.000 And that doesn't normally happen.
00:31:19.000 That does not normally happen.
00:31:19.000 You've got people that have done this before.
00:31:21.000 Usually you get a handful of parents that'll reach out in situations like this.
00:31:23.000 Right.
00:31:24.000 It's an overwhelming support right now.
00:31:26.000 So you might get some ignorant parents out there who go, what?
00:31:29.000 Hold on a second.
00:31:30.000 Where did this student learn about the Communist Manifesto?
00:31:36.000 Where would they be encouraged to learn that?
00:31:36.000 Karl Marx?
00:31:38.000 Wait a second.
00:31:39.000 Where would my Child, learn to hate Christians and pretty people in traditional.
00:31:45.000 Oh, here's your teacher!
00:31:47.000 That's why they don't want you asking questions.
00:31:49.000 Where did my kids... How could a child be radicalized like that?
00:31:53.000 Not because of some YouTube rabbit hole that doesn't exist.
00:31:55.000 Because of what they're learning in school!
00:31:58.000 To be clear.
00:32:00.000 That's why they don't want you digging.
00:32:02.000 Guarantee if you dig into what's being taught in the classrooms, you'll hear some of it.
00:32:07.000 That's why they don't want to see what happens in Florida happen in any other state.
00:32:12.000 They have your children for eight hours a day minimum.
00:32:16.000 So, again, the truth that nothing requires them to keep the parents in the dark.
00:32:19.000 Matter of fact, here's one of their policies, or from their protocol.
00:32:22.000 It says, this is a title, sorry, Communicating with the Public.
00:32:26.000 The superintendent shall assure that the public is adequately informed about the condition and direction of the district.
00:32:34.000 Would a child who is currently on suspension for five weeks with a plot, a date, a date that takes place during the suspension, mind you, with nothing to lose, and a cart full of raw materials to build bombs, I certainly would think that qualifies, Charlie.
00:32:53.000 Yeah.
00:32:54.000 Do me a favor, go back to the bottom of his statement, just up a little bit there.
00:32:56.000 It talks about new threats, right?
00:32:58.000 It said if we, you know, issues concerning, right there, so inflammatory, generating new issues concerning staff and student safety.
00:33:04.000 No, the issues would not be new.
00:33:06.000 The issues existed.
00:33:08.000 The parents just didn't know they existed.
00:33:08.000 Yes.
00:33:11.000 That's not a new issue.
00:33:13.000 I understand what you're saying, that maybe this causes a new situation, potentially.
00:33:17.000 The problem is you didn't address the situation that already existed.
00:33:21.000 Yeah.
00:33:21.000 You just hope that the parents never found out about it that everybody went on their merry way.
00:33:25.000 You guys, again, we should be taking a victory lap.
00:33:28.000 The first part of that statement was accurate.
00:33:30.000 You did a great job avoiding a tragedy, making sure that something didn't happen, and then you didn't follow up and say, hey parents, by the way, this happened.
00:33:39.000 Maybe be aware of what's going on with your students right now.
00:33:39.000 Right.
00:33:43.000 Be careful.
00:33:43.000 Let's talk about this.
00:33:45.000 You have to go public with this stuff.
00:33:47.000 You have to tell us.
00:33:48.000 And you can do it in a way that doesn't reveal the identity of the people involved, which is what they also said in the letter.
00:33:53.000 Like, I'm sorry that we can't tell you things about the identity of the people that are involved in this.
00:33:57.000 Let me ask you this.
00:33:58.000 I'm sorry, but let me ask you this.
00:34:00.000 Is this would-be shooter now homeschool only?
00:34:03.000 Or are they going to another school?
00:34:05.000 Because they're recruiting people to be an assistant shooter, just to be clear.
00:34:11.000 Do the kids know at the next school?
00:34:12.000 Do the parents know at the next school that this is a kid who had a plot and a date and graphic detail to execute fellow students?
00:34:21.000 Or is this child only allowed to stay at home now?
00:34:24.000 Hey, that's relevant.
00:34:26.000 Is a child getting the help that they need?
00:34:28.000 That's what we want.
00:34:30.000 Well, I want the child to get the help they need, but I also don't want them to be a risk to other children.
00:34:33.000 Exactly.
00:34:34.000 Hey, this person wants to kill pretty girls.
00:34:36.000 My daughter's pretty.
00:34:37.000 Hey, this person wants to kill Christians.
00:34:39.000 I have a pretty Christian daughter.
00:34:41.000 Where's this person who wants to kill my daughter?
00:34:43.000 They're suspended?
00:34:44.000 When was the date the shooting was supposed to happen?
00:34:47.000 Tomorrow?
00:34:48.000 And you didn't think you should fill me in on it?
00:34:51.000 Here's another policy from them, Policy OE4.
00:34:53.000 It's titled Treatment of Community Stakeholders.
00:34:55.000 The superintendent shall cultivate an organizational culture that treats parents and community stakeholders with respect, dignity, and courtesy.
00:35:02.000 And they will sustain an organizational culture that reasonably includes people and decisions that affect them.
00:35:07.000 Let's bring up that quote that I was talking about where they said this is just sensationalism and these quasi-media outlets.
00:35:13.000 It's actually your next over.
00:35:14.000 Okay, good.
00:35:17.000 Just to be clear, look, we of course expect it.
00:35:20.000 They're saying that all of you, the 50 parents who reached out to us, I don't know how many reached out, that you're stupid.
00:35:25.000 They're saying this could actually just, this could make things more inflammatory and you don't think the parents are adult enough You think that they're going to be fooled by some quasi-media hack?
00:35:36.000 Or do you think it's something that actually matters?
00:35:38.000 They're not saying that we're stupid.
00:35:39.000 They're saying that you, the parents, are stupid.
00:35:42.000 Did these parents get treated with respect?
00:35:44.000 Let's move on to see if you treat them with respect now, today, when they're concerned.
00:35:48.000 Another claim that they make?
00:35:51.000 The report was full of misinformation.
00:35:53.000 The report, mind you, that you can all read publicly verbatim.
00:35:57.000 The whole show, in context, the police report, which we read, remember I said, we're reading it, I'm sorry this is boring, but I'm going to read it in its entirety because they're going to say that we are misinforming you or we edited it out of context.
00:36:12.000 You can watch it, read in its entirety, or read it in its entirety.
00:36:18.000 They have no respect for you!
00:36:20.000 They're saying the police report is misinformation.
00:36:23.000 Pretty much.
00:36:23.000 Yes.
00:36:24.000 So this is what they say.
00:36:25.000 As an initial matter, it is unfortunate when irresponsible quasi-media personalities sensationalize these situations.
00:36:31.000 Their comments are not accurate and potentially dangerous.
00:36:34.000 This parade of misinformation provides good cause for me to share how we approach these situations.
00:36:39.000 The truth... He's full of shit.
00:36:44.000 Full.
00:36:45.000 Of.
00:36:45.000 Shit.
00:36:47.000 The reporting, again, came directly from a source in Chippewa Falls.
00:36:52.000 The official police report that we have made publicly available.
00:36:56.000 And at no point in time, when we were in communication or reach, did the Superintendent Holmes cite what we said as far as misinformation.
00:37:04.000 Point to an example.
00:37:05.000 This is my challenge.
00:37:06.000 All right.
00:37:07.000 I'll put it on the line.
00:37:08.000 Okay?
00:37:10.000 Superintendent Holmes.
00:37:13.000 If you can point to the misinformation from our reading of the report and what we have provided publicly, the references, if you can find that, let me put it this way, if you can't find it, you resign, which is what the parents want anyway.
00:37:28.000 If you can find it, I will quit this show forever.
00:37:32.000 Don't do it!
00:37:33.000 I need the cash.
00:37:35.000 Never mind the kids, I'm starving.
00:37:40.000 If you can find how we altered the police report Any of the facts that have been provided publicly.
00:37:46.000 And by the way, that applies to, hey, all of you have the references.
00:37:49.000 Fact check us.
00:37:51.000 You can check them yesterday, check them today.
00:37:52.000 If you can find where we altered, edited, lied about, misrepresented the reports, the facts, not talking about jokes in the show, you find it, you comment on it, I will quit this show forever.
00:38:05.000 If you can't find it, you resign.
00:38:07.000 And hey, let's be honest, you're just gonna move on to another school, they'll shuffle you around like priests.
00:38:15.000 So like!
00:38:16.000 Like this video if you think that challenge is fair.
00:38:28.000 Middle school.
00:38:29.000 Middle, okay.
00:38:30.000 Either way, yeah.
00:38:31.000 I mean, it sounds like a high school.
00:38:33.000 Could be.
00:38:34.000 Could be that, you know, the middle school is in an area of Wisconsin where, you know, a lot of them have repeated the grades three, four times.
00:38:39.000 That's unfair.
00:38:41.000 Come on!
00:38:42.000 Those are backer fans.
00:38:43.000 Yeah, I particularly like it when they wear food on their heads.
00:38:46.000 Yes, gee!
00:38:48.000 Ooh, cheese.
00:38:48.000 I identify with you, brother!
00:38:50.000 Cheese!
00:38:50.000 My gosh, I have family in Wisconsin.
00:38:51.000 I love them dearly.
00:38:52.000 I do too.
00:38:53.000 But they quite literally will never answer a call if the Packers are on.
00:38:58.000 Packers?
00:38:59.000 The Packers, man.
00:39:00.000 There's nothing wrong with loving the Packers.
00:39:01.000 Oh, that Rick Favre, he's coming back.
00:39:03.000 He's coming back.
00:39:04.000 He's got a second wind.
00:39:04.000 He's gonna win it.
00:39:08.000 No.
00:39:10.000 No.
00:39:10.000 We lost Aaron Rodgers.
00:39:12.000 We got Jordan Love though, so.
00:39:15.000 I don't know who that is.
00:39:16.000 It's our new quarterback.
00:39:18.000 I only know about Brett Favre because he wears really cool jeans.
00:39:22.000 So.
00:39:22.000 No.
00:39:24.000 Yeah, Wrangler.
00:39:25.000 I think that's a fair, look, I think that's a fair, skinny jeans.
00:39:29.000 You know, I see these jeans here, you know, they're modern, but they're too comfortable.
00:39:33.000 Can you get me one without stretch?
00:39:35.000 I'd like the dungarees that they wore in Cool Hand Luke while they're working in the real world.
00:39:38.000 Can you get me those?
00:39:39.000 They shape your thighs when it gets above 80?
00:39:41.000 They double as sandpaper.
00:39:44.000 Thank you.
00:39:47.000 You're right, though.
00:39:48.000 The big question here is what becomes of this kid?
00:39:52.000 Where does he go?
00:39:52.000 What do they do with him?
00:39:53.000 Here's what they need to do.
00:39:54.000 Kid gets help, and every single person who is at risk Yeah.
00:40:00.000 By the way, some of those things are redacted.
00:40:02.000 There are people named with greater specificity, keep in mind, and we're protecting the identities of those people.
00:40:07.000 In other words, if I were to say, hey, I'm going to shoot Josh, guess what?
00:40:12.000 Josh's dad should probably be notified.
00:40:14.000 Just so you know, there was a kid who said he's gonna shoot your kid.
00:40:18.000 Five weeks ago.
00:40:18.000 When?
00:40:20.000 Where's he been?
00:40:21.000 Suspended with not a lot to do, a lot of time on his hands, and apparently a lengthy Amazon wish list.
00:40:26.000 Includes potassium nitrate.
00:40:27.000 See ya!
00:40:28.000 Let's talk about this.
00:40:28.000 Whoa!
00:40:32.000 His freezer had 18 gallons of orange juice.
00:40:38.000 Some pulp?
00:40:39.000 A lot of vitamin C. Speaking of which, I just picked a name out of my... Where is Josh?
00:40:46.000 I didn't see him this morning.
00:40:47.000 Josh, I think he went to another screen test.
00:40:49.000 He did text me.
00:40:51.000 He's been busy lately.
00:40:51.000 Oh.
00:40:52.000 He's been really swinging the bat.
00:40:53.000 Do we... Let's go check it out.
00:40:55.000 No, let's see it.
00:40:56.000 ♪ Doo-wop, doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-wop, doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-wop.
00:41:00.000 ♪ ♪ Nowhere in the world is... ♪
00:41:02.000 Josh.
00:41:04.000 Hey.
00:41:05.000 Hey.
00:41:05.000 How's it going?
00:41:07.000 I'm Josh.
00:41:07.000 Great.
00:41:09.000 So you're auditioning for the Whisper in Field of Dreams.
00:41:12.000 Go ahead whenever you're ready.
00:41:12.000 Okay.
00:41:13.000 Alright.
00:41:17.000 Cut, cut.
00:41:18.000 I'm sorry.
00:41:18.000 It's way too low.
00:41:20.000 We couldn't hear a thing.
00:41:21.000 You can actually whisper.
00:41:22.000 Oh.
00:41:24.000 I was whispering.
00:41:25.000 I was just trying to be as quiet as possible, you know.
00:41:28.000 Doing a real whisper here.
00:41:29.000 But you guys do things your way, so.
00:41:31.000 Here we go.
00:41:33.000 One second.
00:41:36.000 Still can't hear you.
00:41:38.000 Could you go just a little bit louder?
00:41:40.000 Okay.
00:41:41.000 Hey, bitch, wait till you see my dick.
00:41:43.000 What are you doing?
00:41:44.000 Wait till you see my dick.
00:41:45.000 It's a whisper song by the Ying Yang Twins.
00:41:48.000 They're rappers.
00:41:48.000 Okay.
00:41:49.000 You're way, way off.
00:41:50.000 This is for the voice of the cornfield.
00:41:53.000 The voice of the cornfield?
00:41:54.000 Like the corn is talking?
00:41:57.000 No.
00:41:57.000 What do you mean, like, voice of the corn?
00:41:58.000 Like, what's it saying?
00:41:59.000 Like, uh, make me into whiskey!
00:42:01.000 You know what I'm talking about, right?
00:42:03.000 No, the corn isn't- This guy knows what I'm talking about, right, sound guy?
00:42:05.000 Yeah, dude.
00:42:06.000 The corn isn't talking.
00:42:07.000 He knew.
00:42:07.000 His voice is coming from the field.
00:42:09.000 Okay, it's coming from the field, uh, and I'm whisper- you sure I should be whispering?
00:42:13.000 Because what if it- what if they can't hear me?
00:42:14.000 Like, what if- why am I whispering?
00:42:16.000 What if the wind comes and no one's gonna be able to hear me?
00:42:18.000 Am I trying to hide- am I hiding from someone?
00:42:20.000 Like- No.
00:42:21.000 No.
00:42:22.000 It's just... I'm trying to find my motivation here, man.
00:42:25.000 Like, am I a scarecrow?
00:42:26.000 Like, what's the deal?
00:42:27.000 You're whispering.
00:42:28.000 Whispering.
00:42:29.000 Okay, just whispering?
00:42:31.000 Out of the corner?
00:42:31.000 So, what kind of whisper do you want me to, like, what kind of attitude do you want me to, like, be?
00:42:34.000 Careingly?
00:42:35.000 You want me to caringly whisper?
00:42:36.000 No, not necessarily.
00:42:38.000 Okay, well, I think I know what you want.
00:42:39.000 Give me one second, let me just get ready.
00:42:40.000 I think I got what you want.
00:42:43.000 Okay, this is Careless Whisper.
00:42:45.000 Cut!
00:42:46.000 🎵 Music 🎵 🎵 Music 🎵
00:42:55.000 🎵 Music 🎵 Where in the world is...
00:42:57.000 🎵 Music 🎵 Josh!
00:42:58.000 We thank him for his service, but he's gonna need...
00:43:01.000 Absolutely.
00:43:02.000 But I've never seen Field of Dreams.
00:43:03.000 Really?
00:43:04.000 I don't think I have either.
00:43:06.000 I've never seen League of Their Own either.
00:43:08.000 I've never seen Hoosiers.
00:43:10.000 I don't care about Hoosiers so much.
00:43:12.000 I don't care about it so much.
00:43:16.000 Lumpy Hoosiers.
00:43:18.000 Kevin Costner movies.
00:43:20.000 You gotta see Field of Dreams.
00:43:21.000 Field of Dreams is great.
00:43:22.000 No you don't.
00:43:24.000 Comment below.
00:43:25.000 Do I really need to see Field of Dreams?
00:43:27.000 Is it a requirement?
00:43:30.000 I saw a porn Field of Wet Dreams.
00:43:32.000 That was also a SWAT competition.
00:43:37.000 If you open it, never mind.
00:43:41.000 I stopped because I heard it in my head before I said it.
00:43:43.000 You should be ashamed of yourself.
00:43:45.000 What's the best porn title ever?
00:43:48.000 I don't know if that I want to know, but I do.
00:43:49.000 Searching for Bobby's Fissure.
00:43:51.000 It's funny that you say that.
00:43:56.000 I always go to the anal fissures if I'm making gay jokes because it's medical.
00:44:02.000 It was actually a title I almost shit myself laughing.
00:44:05.000 There's a genius!
00:44:07.000 I'm a genius!
00:44:28.000 He made a bundle of sticks.
00:44:29.000 This was six, seven years ago.
00:44:30.000 Hey, by the way, there are only a few weeks left to win the Ford Raptor or $10,000 at CrowderShop.com.
00:44:37.000 It's one price.
00:44:37.000 Sorry, that's right.
00:44:38.000 Yeah.
00:44:39.000 One price.
00:44:39.000 It's one price.
00:44:40.000 Yeah.
00:44:40.000 How do I win that?
00:44:41.000 Ford Raptor, $10,000, CrowderShop.com, and you can get these fight-like health shirts.
00:44:44.000 I think it's insider trading.
00:44:46.000 I don't think we're allowed to.
00:44:48.000 I plan on quitting.
00:44:49.000 I'll get you a base model Ford.
00:44:51.000 By the way, it's the Count Basie Center in Red Bank, New Jersey, May 11th.
00:44:55.000 Bring her out.
00:44:55.000 It's Mother's Day weekend.
00:44:56.000 gets home and you have a nice gremlin ablaze in his driveway.
00:44:59.000 El Camino.
00:45:00.000 And by the way, it's the Count Basie Center in Red Bank, New Jersey, May 11th.
00:45:06.000 In Red Bank, is it Red Bank?
00:45:08.000 Yeah, it's Mother's Day weekend.
00:45:10.000 Bring her out, we'll put a fucking hole in her.
00:45:12.000 And by the way, bring that back up, bring that back up.
00:45:15.000 Are you killing mothers-in-law?
00:45:17.000 No, but I tell you what he is killing.
00:45:18.000 The David Blaine headshot game.
00:45:21.000 Well, I'm glad you picked something that made me look so young.
00:45:23.000 For Christ's sake, what am I, a cancer victim there?
00:45:26.000 You look like Barney fucking Miller!
00:45:30.000 Pick a card.
00:45:31.000 I got a million headshots.
00:45:34.000 That looks like an x-ray!
00:45:36.000 He sent us two, though.
00:45:39.000 That's my management.
00:45:40.000 I didn't send you in.
00:45:42.000 You should have been tipped off when they pumped you full of iodine for your head shots.
00:45:46.000 Are you sure this is how they do head shots?
00:45:50.000 Going in a tunnel.
00:45:51.000 Alright.
00:45:51.000 You can see my oxygen tank in the background.
00:45:54.000 I need one right now.
00:45:55.000 Everyone here is laughing like Ethel Merman the last four days.
00:45:59.000 So just really quickly, update on the Supreme Court.
00:46:01.000 Right now what they're doing is, if you've seen CNN, you can bring that up on the lower third or lower part of the screen.
00:46:06.000 They're basically playing the audio of the arguments.
00:46:08.000 And so just to kind of sum it up right now, there's a lot of argument about whether the states can do something independently and a lot of concern about that.
00:46:14.000 So the kind of the more conservative-leaning justices seem to want no part of doing that so far.
00:46:20.000 And the liberal justices are not taking the other side.
00:46:22.000 They just seem very tepid.
00:46:23.000 In their questioning and their responses.
00:46:23.000 About it.
00:46:25.000 So, so far it doesn't look very good for Donald Trump to be removed from the ballot in states because of the insurrectionists.
00:46:31.000 Meaning it looks good for America.
00:46:32.000 It does look good for America to have him on the ballot.
00:46:34.000 We'll see how it goes.
00:46:35.000 You got a question there?
00:46:36.000 No, he just, he reframed, I forgot.
00:46:38.000 He's got so many indictments.
00:46:39.000 He cuts you out from under the, it's like he's leg kicking a child.
00:46:41.000 I didn't, I didn't.
00:46:43.000 No, no, I, I couldn't, I couldn't remember which one this was.
00:46:46.000 For those of you who don't know, we found out yesterday on Mug Club that Gerald is a sociopath.
00:46:50.000 I'm not!
00:46:51.000 He late kicked a fellow student causing nerve damage and shoved a girl into concrete because she was beating him in a foot race.
00:46:57.000 And I split her chin.
00:46:58.000 Yeah, and he said he was kind of a bully.
00:47:00.000 Well, just for a minute.
00:47:02.000 What makes him a psychopath?
00:47:04.000 He hasn't done anything worse than that since third grade.
00:47:06.000 Oh, he has.
00:47:08.000 He's just not telling us.
00:47:09.000 Wait till I tell you his treatment of animals.
00:47:11.000 And I told him, it is your fault.
00:47:12.000 It is your fault.
00:47:14.000 By the way, something else too, I don't know if we can pull it, but CNN, it would have been this morning around, uh, gosh, 8... sorry, 7.50 Central, so 8.50 Eastern.
00:47:26.000 The wig guy?
00:47:28.000 That was funny, though.
00:47:28.000 No, no, no, not that.
00:47:29.000 But they were talking about the Supreme Court and the reporter said, and this case, you know, will determine if Donald Trump can be on the ballot or not, which very likely will determine the next president.
00:47:39.000 They said that three times on CNN.
00:47:41.000 Wow!
00:47:42.000 That tells you what, they're basically saying if Donald Trump is the candidate, he's going to win.
00:47:46.000 They may try and argue, no, they're saying if Donald Trump's the candidate, he's going to lose despite all polls showing that he would win.
00:47:51.000 So their argument would hold no water.
00:47:53.000 They said that on CNN.
00:47:55.000 Wait, hold on a second.
00:47:56.000 Did I hear that right?
00:47:57.000 I had to rewind it.
00:47:58.000 I did.
00:48:00.000 They believe, the left believes, that if Donald Trump is on the ballot, he wins.
00:48:05.000 Hit the comment.
00:48:06.000 Do you think so?
00:48:07.000 I really do at this point.
00:48:08.000 Unless something major changes, I absolutely do.
00:48:11.000 I think that's how they meant it.
00:48:13.000 It could be the other way, like you said, though.
00:48:15.000 Do they mean that if he's not, Nikki Haley is going to win?
00:48:18.000 Like you said, they're ignoring all the polls saying Trump's ahead.
00:48:21.000 She's not going to win her own home state.
00:48:24.000 She lost Nevada to any other candidate.
00:48:26.000 Literally any other person.
00:48:28.000 So did Donald Trump, to be fair.
00:48:29.000 Well, he wasn't on the ballot.
00:48:30.000 I know.
00:48:31.000 Her husband asked her to leave the house yesterday.
00:48:34.000 And he's on deployment!
00:48:35.000 He has no authority.
00:48:37.000 He didn't ask her to leave the house.
00:48:39.000 She beat him and placed him in the Harry Potter closet under the stairs.
00:48:42.000 he called from the radio shack yes
00:48:46.000 you cunt, a radio shack you bitch
00:48:50.000 I meant Blockbuster.
00:48:51.000 Yeah, he's not Indian.
00:48:52.000 I'm sorry.
00:48:52.000 It's her.
00:48:53.000 Yeah, I have no idea.
00:48:54.000 But it's funny either way.
00:48:55.000 All right, let's go to former Vice President Biden.
00:48:58.000 Respect the office.
00:49:00.000 This is what's happening now with the immigration bill, okay?
00:49:02.000 Just so you know, of course, the Senate, hey, I wonder who called this, said this was not going to become law.
00:49:07.000 It got shut down, right?
00:49:09.000 The bipartisan, as we were told, border deal.
00:49:13.000 On this vote, the yeas are 49, the nays are 50, three-fifths of the senators duly chosen and sworn not having voted in the affirmative.
00:49:24.000 The motion is not agreed to.
00:49:26.000 Now keep in mind this was a $118 billion bill with $20 billion going to the border but $60 billion going to Ukraine.
00:49:33.000 How about calling it the Ukraine bill?
00:49:36.000 Yeah.
00:49:38.000 And of course, like clockwork, what is happening?
00:49:41.000 The Democrats are, they're what?
00:49:43.000 They're blaming?
00:49:44.000 They're saying, this is bipartisan!
00:49:46.000 We need bipartisanship!
00:49:46.000 This is great!
00:49:47.000 We need to come to the center!
00:49:48.000 Oh look, it's extreme Republicans!
00:49:51.000 Oh yeah, and actually look, you called this too.
00:49:56.000 Come let Zollpower tell you more.
00:49:58.000 I'm gonna hit the next pitch ball right past the flagpole.
00:50:02.000 We're gonna win the game, I guarantee it.
00:50:08.000 Alright, and again, this isn't to say we're geniuses.
00:50:11.000 This is to say that the left, the progressive left, is so predictable, you too can Babe Ruth, even though he didn't do that.
00:50:17.000 This is what we said on Monday.
00:50:23.000 But again, the theme is bipartisan.
00:50:25.000 It's bipartisan.
00:50:25.000 It's bipartisan.
00:50:26.000 This is great.
00:50:26.000 It's bipartisan.
00:50:27.000 It's bipartisan.
00:50:28.000 So they can say, look, Republicans won't sign the bipartisan bill.
00:50:31.000 Extremists, MAGA, basket of deplorables.
00:50:33.000 So stop with the idea of saying, I'm a compassionate conservative.
00:50:36.000 We talked about that last week.
00:50:37.000 Stop saying, I'm a moderate conservative.
00:50:39.000 Because if you don't go along with the bill that provides hundreds of billions of dollars to Ukraine, Israel, to wars that has nothing to do, by the way, with immigration, then you'll be labeled an extremist.
00:50:51.000 I'm sorry, it's tied to immigration this whole bill, right?
00:50:54.000 Yeah, of course.
00:50:56.000 Even if you exclude the Ukrainian part and the Russia money part, did you read the actual $5,000 a day you're allowed in?
00:51:04.000 That's the part that makes me more nuts than the...
00:51:07.000 Yeah, none of it makes sense.
00:51:08.000 And all of a sudden they care about the border.
00:51:10.000 Yeah, exactly.
00:51:11.000 Two minutes to midnight, these fuckers.
00:51:13.000 I tell you what, they're sociopaths.
00:51:14.000 They accuse you of doing exactly what it is that they are doing.
00:51:17.000 And by the way, you know this guy Andrew Breitbart?
00:51:20.000 He talked about Saul Alinsky before anyone was talking about him.
00:51:22.000 Rules for radicals.
00:51:23.000 And one of the rules is accuse the opposition of doing exactly what it is that you are doing.
00:51:29.000 That's a technique that they use.
00:51:31.000 So, they say, oh, you're trying to turn this into a political issue.
00:51:34.000 Really?
00:51:35.000 With a border bill that's $60 billion for you, a $118 billion bill and only $20 billion to the border?
00:51:39.000 Really?
00:51:39.000 The right-wing extremists are the ones politicizing it, so that was then yesterday, or sorry, Monday, where we called it.
00:51:46.000 Now, the Democrats, of course, the left, they're blaming you, MAGA.
00:51:54.000 By the way, MAGA... Is the D.I.
00:51:56.000 hire back or what?
00:51:57.000 MAGA?
00:51:57.000 No, that was me.
00:51:59.000 I thought I didn't write any notes today, then I realized I threw them at the lady.
00:52:02.000 Oops, sorry.
00:52:05.000 The Democrats are right on cue, blaming MAGA, which is, of course, just a stand-in for you if you disagree with this bill.
00:52:13.000 For years they said they want to secure the border.
00:52:16.000 Now they have the strongest border bill this country has ever seen.
00:52:20.000 Ever?
00:52:20.000 We're seeing statements about how many oppose the bill now.
00:52:24.000 Look, I understand the former president is desperately trying to stop this bill.
00:52:28.000 He's not interested in solving the border problem.
00:52:31.000 He wants a political issue to run against me.
00:52:34.000 I've all but said that across the board.
00:52:36.000 No one really denies that, that I'm aware of.
00:52:39.000 The American people want a solution that puts an end to the empty political rhetoric.
00:52:44.000 Well, there you have it.
00:52:45.000 Former Vice President Biden doesn't know people.
00:52:48.000 And by the way, I mean, we talked about this, too.
00:52:51.000 We said, OK, well, put all those other things in their own bill.
00:52:54.000 Yeah.
00:52:54.000 Right?
00:52:54.000 Do it.
00:52:55.000 I believe in research.
00:52:56.000 Do me a favor and pull this up.
00:52:57.000 I thought I saw over the last day or two that they actually tried to pass a bill funding Israel.
00:53:03.000 The 14 or something billion dollars will go to Israel.
00:53:06.000 Failed.
00:53:07.000 Right.
00:53:07.000 Failed.
00:53:07.000 On its own.
00:53:08.000 This is what it's supposed to be.
00:53:09.000 On its own.
00:53:10.000 Why would Democrats not vote for it?
00:53:11.000 I thought you wanted to send funding over there.
00:53:12.000 I thought you were holding us over a barrel because we didn't want to support Israel.
00:53:16.000 We didn't want to secure the border.
00:53:18.000 Those are the things you wanted to slide the Ukraine stuff in without us looking.
00:53:21.000 Yes.
00:53:21.000 But when we separate it out, you guys don't even want it.
00:53:24.000 Well, this is what, and this is exactly what, of course, they're doing.
00:53:27.000 They're playing politics with it while accusing you of playing politics.
00:53:29.000 Hey, I think that you, I think that people who were opposed to this bill I think that being opposed to a $118 billion bill, because only $20 billion actually goes to the border, and calling it the border bill, or calling it the immigration bill, whatever label you want to give it, however it's being used, you know, whatever colloquialism, I'm trying to remember the official name of the bill, but people are saying- The not the border bill?
00:53:47.000 Yeah, there's the border bill, the border bill, the immigration bill, okay.
00:53:51.000 I think the people saying, but only 20 out of 118 billion go, I think they're playing politics less than you shoehorning it in.
00:53:59.000 That's just my opinion, though.
00:54:01.000 So after the bill failed, you just saw former Vice President Biden, and of course, House Minority Leader Hakeem Jeffries, who looks like he's wearing a Madame Tussauds Hakeem Jeffries mask, said the exact same thing.
00:54:13.000 We actually want to solve the problem.
00:54:17.000 They don't.
00:54:18.000 Republicans have been ordered by Donald Trump not to solve the challenges at the border,
00:54:26.000 but to continue to play political games because they want to use the border as an electoral
00:54:33.000 issue in November.
00:54:35.000 And that's going to backfire.
00:54:38.000 The Republicans thought they set a border trap for Democrats and they fell into it themselves.
00:54:47.000 yourselves.
00:54:48.000 That kid from Cousin Skater is still letting someone else pull the strings.
00:54:52.000 That is... pretty good.
00:54:56.000 Remarkable.
00:54:58.000 His hand gestures weren't timed with his emphasis on his voice.
00:55:01.000 I know, I know.
00:55:02.000 That's a black guy with no rhythm.
00:55:03.000 I know, he's completely off beat.
00:55:05.000 Unbelievable.
00:55:06.000 That is hard to find.
00:55:07.000 Explains the light skin.
00:55:10.000 He's got a white father.
00:55:11.000 And of course, we'll have to continue this on Mug Club in a little bit, so if you are not a member, none of this investigative journalism happens, we do an extra 100% of the show every day.
00:55:20.000 Nick DiPaolo at 5, Alex Jones on Friday, Hodge Twins, Brian Callen.
00:55:24.000 No monetization on YouTube, so if you're watching on Rumble, click that button, you can join Mug Club.
00:55:28.000 Thank you so much for your support, or if you're on YouTube you can leave, but let's move on here to Democrat Nikki Haley, of course, also slammed Republicans.
00:55:37.000 I told them that if they would do this, that South Carolina would wrap their arms around them and take care of them.
00:55:44.000 I now officially work for you.
00:55:46.000 There is nothing that you could need that we won't make sure that we deliver.
00:55:50.000 Sorry, right clip.
00:55:51.000 Let's find the other right clip and discuss this here, Mug Club.
00:55:55.000 He's going to be at Count Basie Theatre in Red Bank, New Jersey, May 11th.
00:56:00.000 Thank you, Rumble.
00:56:01.000 YouTube, piss off.
00:56:03.000 This is Mug Club time.