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00:01:20.000 Mmm! 0.89

00:01:22.000 Tasty.

00:01:23.000 That's called a panic sip.

00:01:25.000 Because right before I just went on air, people, I was blowing my nose.

00:01:29.000 And then coughing up.

00:01:31.000 I have a just so you know, just really quick.

00:01:34.000 I have a sinus.

00:01:35.000 I don't know how my parents got COVID.

00:01:36.000 They're both totally fine.

00:01:37.000 Right?

00:01:38.000 Yeah.

00:01:38.000 But I repeat myself.

00:01:41.000 They're both totally fine.

00:01:42.000 Then I felt like I had symptoms, and I thought I had the Rona, and I test—home test—negative.

00:01:49.000 My wife the next day had much milder symptoms—positive.

00:01:52.000 Then I tested negative going into—two times in three days.

00:01:56.000 I do not have it.

00:01:57.000 I finally spoke with my—they're like, oh yeah, you must have had it already.

00:02:00.000 What?

00:02:01.000 And I said, well, how does that happen?

00:02:02.000 They're like, well, you must have had, I said, but I didn't test a negative for anybody.

00:02:05.000 She said, those tests aren't reliable.

00:02:07.000 Oh, good.

00:02:07.000 I said, what?

00:02:09.000 Which test is reliable?

00:02:10.000 And then I started looking at, apparently my blood type is B negative.

00:02:13.000 And that's incredibly rare, like 1% of the population.

00:02:16.000 I think it's three.

00:02:17.000 My wife said three.

00:02:18.000 It's so low.

00:02:19.000 It's the lowest one though.

00:02:20.000 It's the second lowest.

00:02:21.000 No, O is above that.

00:02:23.000 O is at six.

00:02:23.000 No, O is actually not that uncommon.

00:02:25.000 The point is, there is some research.

00:02:26.000 I was like, maybe there's a natural, because there is a natural protective effect, and I've read all of the studies, and there have been a lot of studies, including one, I believe, in Denmark that studied hundreds of thousands of people.

00:02:35.000 However, of course, I have to say that it's inconclusive.

00:02:38.000 Absolutely.

00:02:39.000 Not an expert, but Howard Stern can say the vaccine's a cure.

00:02:42.000 Screw that guy.

00:02:43.000 All right, Gerald A. is here. 0.98

00:02:44.000 How are you, sir?

00:02:45.000 I'm better than you.

00:02:46.000 Yeah, so far.

00:02:47.000 The sinus infection is way worse than the Rona.

00:02:50.000 I care.

00:02:51.000 I've been coughing up flubber.

00:02:53.000 You have?

00:02:53.000 Yeah.

00:02:54.000 Quarterback Garrett?

00:02:55.000 I'm glad I don't have what you have.

00:02:56.000 Yeah, well, you got to watch out for that sickle cell.

00:02:58.000 And Dave Landau.

00:02:59.000 How are you, sir?

00:03:00.000 Ahoy.

00:03:01.000 Ahoy, boy.

00:03:03.000 All right.

00:03:04.000 This is a weird start.

00:03:05.000 So we are going to talk about today, and I want to go because I want to give Dave some time here in relation to Jim Brewer.

00:03:10.000 We have some announcements regarding if you've paid for Dave's live shows, it'll affect some of the ticket holders.

00:03:16.000 Sorry, but I hope you understand.

00:03:17.000 But I want to talk today about the FBI.

00:03:20.000 Just so you know, we're going to get to that.

00:03:22.000 Why the FBI is not really your friend.

00:03:24.000 And I think it's important to delineate between the guys with guns and the guys at desks pushing pencils.

00:03:29.000 Right.

00:03:29.000 There's a big difference.

00:03:30.000 And that doesn't mean that guys can't do great work for the country pushing pencils, but that's when we're talking about unelected officials.

00:03:35.000 Hey, you know, Millie, this is someone unelected and unaccountable.

00:03:39.000 Someone unelected and unaccountable who is undermining your elected president, thus the commander in chief of the military.

00:03:46.000 Then we look at the FBI.

00:03:47.000 Most of the people who are heading this up They are not elected.

00:03:50.000 They are not accountable to anyone.

00:03:51.000 The gymnastic sexual assault case, which went on for years, is just the tip of the iceberg when you look at all of the fake stings.

00:03:59.000 I don't mean false flag operations.

00:04:03.000 What I mean is when a lot of the stings that you've heard about, the majority of them carrying them out, insurrections, were the FBI agents inside these groups.

00:04:12.000 But then billions of dollars in damages and dozens of deaths, nothing!

00:04:16.000 Self-avowed terrorist organizations who are committing acts of violence, nothing!

00:04:20.000 And that's because it's a lot easier for the FBI to go and say, look what we got, when you stage a plot yourself, than it is to go to your superior and say, we really failed to, some riots really got away from us.

00:04:34.000 Well, who better to be in charge of domestic terrorism than the government agency that invaded the wrong country twice?

00:04:40.000 Yes.

00:04:41.000 I agree.

00:04:41.000 And got us all addicted to heroin.

00:04:43.000 Indeed they did.

00:04:45.000 Well, I mean, there's a positive, right?

00:04:46.000 Yes.

00:04:47.000 Oh, that's bad.

00:04:47.000 That's bad, never mind.

00:04:48.000 And they put crack into the ghettos. 0.96

00:04:49.000 Good for them.

00:04:51.000 Don't forget that, syphilis! 0.96

00:04:54.000 Grow up. 0.97

00:04:55.000 So, Jim Brewer is making the rounds.

00:04:58.000 Jim Brewer, well-respected comedian for a long time, friend of Dave's, and of course now is persona non grata.

00:05:05.000 And remember, just like Norm, a year and a half ago, They did the same thing with Norm, and what was the attack?

00:05:12.000 Norm Macdonald, still doing comedy?

00:05:13.000 Ha ha ha ha ha.

00:05:14.000 And it was so transparent, because of course Norm is one of the most respected comedians.

00:05:18.000 We all know this.

00:05:19.000 We all know that Norm is fantastic.

00:05:21.000 You may not like his humor, but like I said, there's objectively funny, objectively unfunny, and then there's subjective in the middle.

00:05:26.000 Objectively funny are Richard Pryor, you're George Carlin, you're Norm Macdonald, you're Jim Brewers, who Norm Macdonald respected immensely, by the way.

00:05:33.000 About, maybe up until two years ago, you wouldn't find a comedian who didn't respect Jim Brewer.

00:05:37.000 No.

00:05:38.000 He was one of the pure stand-ups who really wasn't that interested in doing SNL, wasn't interested, he would tell you, in doing films.

00:05:44.000 He did stand-up.

00:05:45.000 He was the stand-up's stand-up.

00:05:47.000 And funny!

00:05:47.000 Well he did, yeah, he did SNL after he did Uptown Comedy Club, whatever that was, that short-lived sketch show.

00:05:53.000 Yeah.

00:05:54.000 But yeah, he's known for being a stand-up.

00:05:56.000 He's done one movie.

00:05:57.000 Right.

00:05:57.000 You know, that's it.

00:05:58.000 How high, even though he hasn't touched drugs in decades?

00:06:00.000 Because this is why people hate him, he's a born-again Christian now.

00:06:03.000 Yes.

00:06:04.000 Well, his wife was a born-again Christian for a long time, and so is he.

00:06:08.000 He's relatively clean, but he's one of those guys who, when you go on before him, he's like, just don't be filthy, but I don't care.

00:06:15.000 He's all about comedy.

00:06:16.000 Yeah.

00:06:16.000 That was always me, too.

00:06:17.000 I would say, look, just don't make it so blue that then it's tough for me to go out and clean it up.

00:06:23.000 But I did Motor City Casino with him and Royal Oak Music Theater and a couple Detroit dates and he's uh he's phenomenal he's one of the best storytellers out there and yes up in there you start seeing these like terrible open mic comics or feature acts that are like screw this guy oh he and they're just attacking him it's like if you got a phone call right now to open for him you would be going 30 over to get to the theater right yes Which brings us to, we'll react to a TikTok video of a Lyft driver, not Uber, want to get it right so we don't get sued because we have to be held accountable here.

00:06:55.000 So here's a video actually, now Jim Brewer's under hot water because he's canceled shows at venues where he found out people were going to be forced to be vaccinated.

00:07:03.000 He's been making the rounds.

00:07:05.000 Let's just show a quick clip from Tucker last night.

00:07:07.000 My fans were really upset.

00:07:08.000 They said, you know, I'm not comfortable with getting a COVID shot, and now they're saying I can't come see you perform unless I do that.

00:07:17.000 And I looked into it, and that's the last thing you should be doing.

00:07:22.000 He looks high, but he's not.

00:07:23.000 He's going, hey, you want to come see this?

00:07:25.000 He always looks high.

00:07:26.000 That's his whole thing.

00:07:27.000 You're like feeding the seal the fish.

00:07:29.000 Hey, you want to come see a concert?

00:07:32.000 There's a new narrative, and the new narrative is the unvaccinated are the beast. 1.00

00:07:38.000 Kill the beast! 0.99

00:07:39.000 And when our leader put that out there and pointed the finger, like we're the demons? 0.99

00:07:46.000 Yeah, and that's a really good point.

00:07:48.000 Vilifying at least a quarter, depending on which numbers you use or believe, of the nation who don't want to be forcibly vaccinated.

00:07:56.000 By the way, that quarter people are not saying the vaccine doesn't work.

00:07:59.000 What they're saying is, well, you told us, and Howard Stern still says, it's a cure.

00:08:02.000 Now you're saying it prevents hospitalization.

00:08:04.000 Now you're saying we may need a booster shot.

00:08:06.000 And the one thing that is irrefutable is people can say, I still think it works right now, but I don't know the long-term effects, and that's a risk-reward.

00:08:14.000 And what I think is most important here to keep sight of is, look, I think it was, I don't remember who said this, but it might have been Norm Macdonald who said that a lot of comedians want to be rock stars.

00:08:24.000 There's a lot of similarities when you look at what they're doing to Eric Clapton.

00:08:27.000 Look, think about how they used to have Rock Against Bush, right?

00:08:30.000 No effects, which is the easiest thing in the world to rock against a Republican.

00:08:33.000 And you have Rage Against the Machine wearing the shirt of a socialist dictator who was not a revolutionary, Che Guevara. 0.92

00:08:41.000 He hated black people, hated gay people, executed people without trial, and was found in Bolivia holding his rifle, cowering, which had never been fired, saying, I'm worth more to you alive than dead! 0.91

00:08:50.000 Yeah, that's the rebel without a cause, except he has a cause. 1.00

00:08:52.000 It's called being a pussy. 1.00

00:08:54.000 Always been the machine. 1.00

00:08:55.000 You put him on your shirt.

00:08:57.000 And now, though, they're furious with Eric Clapton.

00:08:59.000 They're furious with any rock star or comedian who says, you know what?

00:09:02.000 I don't want to do the bidding of the government and force you to get vaccinated.

00:09:05.000 Look, this is not someone taking a stand forcing you to do anything.

00:09:09.000 This is a comedian, and now you have rock stars who are simply fighting for your right to choice.

00:09:15.000 Remember that word?

00:09:16.000 I was going to say party.

00:09:17.000 That's our saying.

00:09:18.000 Including Eric Clapton, we're always against the government.

00:09:21.000 That's what they were supposed to do.

00:09:22.000 Supposedly, yes.

00:09:23.000 But now it's transparent.

00:09:24.000 I've always argued that it's really they're against one party.

00:09:27.000 And so people say Republican, Democrat.

00:09:29.000 No, no, look.

00:09:30.000 They set that up.

00:09:31.000 So you only have one way to vote.

00:09:33.000 And believe me, I am not, I do not want Republicans to take our votes for granted.

00:09:37.000 But when you look at everyone, including the people who rage against the machine, who then

00:09:40.000 campaign for the machine, is there anything more machine than a politician who's been

00:09:46.000 in office for 50 years? 0.98

00:09:47.000 50 years who hasn't held private office, he's been suckling at the government teat, meaning your teat, for 50 years and can barely walk out to the podium without shitting his pants, without swamp monsters telling him what to say and where to go, and he admits it. 0.78

00:10:00.000 They're telling me to say this, they're telling me to go there, and you are raging against the machine by supporting and campaigning for him while trying to squelch independent voices like Jim Brewer who just wants to do comedy in shows. 0.60

00:10:13.000 Yeah, well, and he also made a really good point that I think is getting overlooked.

00:10:16.000 Some people are bringing it up, but he's like, hey, I had COVID already.

00:10:19.000 Right.

00:10:19.000 So I don't, I don't need necessarily, this was him saying this, right?

00:10:22.000 So I'm not medical doctor saying this.

00:10:24.000 He's like, I don't, I just don't need to go get the shot.

00:10:26.000 He's saying that no account is, or no kind of credit is being given to people that have the antibodies.

00:10:31.000 Right.

00:10:31.000 And that should be talked about.

00:10:33.000 That should be studied to make sure.

00:10:34.000 Like, hey, maybe that's better.

00:10:35.000 That's what Dr. Fauci was saying.

00:10:37.000 He's like, hey, it actually looks pretty good.

00:10:39.000 We'll see how long it lasts.

00:10:40.000 And maybe that's why there's no incentive to create accurate antibody tests.

00:10:44.000 But if you have the vaccine, why are you afraid of getting the illness if it works?

00:10:49.000 Exactly.

00:10:49.000 I don't understand.

00:10:50.000 That's why the entire thing's an oxymoron.

00:10:54.000 Look, this is right now.

00:10:55.000 It's not a pandemic of the unvaccinated.

00:10:57.000 It's a pandemic of people who don't like that they've made decisions with incomplete information.

00:11:03.000 People who got the vaccine early on, you got it because you were told.

00:11:06.000 We've been through it in this show.

00:11:07.000 You can hit all the links in the description here at louderwithcredit.com.

00:11:10.000 You were told that you don't need to worry about the virus once you're vaccinated.

00:11:14.000 They changed the definition of what that protection was.

00:11:17.000 So then you found out it was leaky, but they said, well, less chance of hospitalization.

00:11:21.000 Now they're saying maybe a booster.

00:11:22.000 And they're conflicted about that.

00:11:23.000 Israel is saying maybe a booster?

00:11:24.000 I think it was... WHO actually said there's not necessarily any need for it yet.

00:11:28.000 We'll see.

00:11:29.000 CDC is the one that's saying, yeah, we think we should do a booster.

00:11:31.000 And then I think the FDA is saying, we don't know.

00:11:33.000 So yes, no, we don't know.

00:11:35.000 But when you got that vaccine, let's say four months ago, you saw Fauci on TV saying, you don't need to worry about it.

00:11:40.000 That's why everyone got mad because people got vaccines and they were saying you're sending the wrong message to tell people to still wear masks.

00:11:45.000 So they said, if you're vaccinated, you don't need masks.

00:11:47.000 Well, now that changed.

00:11:48.000 So this is really a pandemic of people trusting government blindly and then regretting decisions.

00:11:54.000 Stick with your decision.

00:11:55.000 Look, anyone who decided not to get vaccinated, they're sticking with their decision. 0.95

00:11:58.000 You decided to get vaccinated and said, well, screw you, I'm vaccinated. 0.69

00:12:01.000 It'll kill off the conservative voting base. 0.99

00:12:03.000 Good. 1.00

00:12:03.000 Then let them die. 1.00

00:12:06.000 You can have what you want. 0.99

00:12:07.000 So going back to comedians now, Christopher Titus, who has been on the show, one of my early debates.

00:12:13.000 Uh-oh.

00:12:15.000 Comedian.

00:12:16.000 I like Titus, but I don't agree with... I don't like him and I don't find him funny, but I appreciate that... I'm being honest.

00:12:25.000 I think his stand-up's funny, but yeah, he's kind of an asshole. 1.00

00:12:27.000 I don't really think his stand-up is funny at all. 0.99

00:12:29.000 I think it used to be.

00:12:30.000 Anyway, but it doesn't matter.

00:12:32.000 Look, you can find him funny.

00:12:33.000 My point here is I'm going to go through a list of comedians now.

00:12:35.000 Emmy-nominated, Emmy-winning people who write for ABC, NBC, CBS, right?

00:12:39.000 The rebels attacking a fellow comedian who's just saying, I don't think I have the right to force you to be vaccinated.

00:12:45.000 Yeah, when we get to Colbert, I don't know if we want to throw comedians.

00:12:48.000 Yeah, it's true.

00:12:48.000 Yeah, we're throwing it around.

00:12:50.000 Christopher Titus says, I want you to come to my shows.

00:12:52.000 I want you to be vaccinated.

00:12:53.000 Don't come to my shows if you aren't. 0.98

00:12:56.000 If science, facts, and evidence doesn't sway you, you are too... Sorry, if you have kids watching, I'm going to give you... This is not a trigger warning.

00:13:02.000 It's that I don't want... 1.00

00:13:03.000 Three, two, you are too fucking stupid to get my jokes. 1.00

00:13:07.000 Enjoy Jim Brewer. 1.00

00:13:09.000 Yeah, because when I think Christopher Titus, I think highbrow.

00:13:13.000 Yeah, exactly.

00:13:15.000 Facts, evidence, Christopher Titus?

00:13:16.000 Do you mean like when you came on the show seven years ago and you had no idea as to how many defensive uses of firearms had taken place and didn't know what a semi-automatic was?

00:13:24.000 That's cute.

00:13:26.000 Stay with the buzz cut.

00:13:28.000 Laptop.

00:13:29.000 It works for ya.

00:13:30.000 No.

00:13:31.000 Well, that just pisses me off, too, when somebody comes out and says that.

00:13:33.000 It's like, why are you taking a shot at a guy for making a stand?

00:13:36.000 Well, here's Colbert writer Frank Lesser.

00:13:39.000 Well, I would say aptly named. 1.00

00:13:43.000 You suck! 1.00

00:13:44.000 You're nothing! 1.00

00:13:47.000 He says, I'd tell Jim Brewer to stick to comedy, but people are suffering enough already. 1.00

00:13:52.000 Oh, you son of a gun. 0.97

00:13:55.000 I wrote that for him. 0.97

00:13:56.000 Did it not land?

00:13:57.000 Emmy nominated.

00:13:57.000 It landed perfect.

00:13:58.000 Emmy nominated this man.

00:14:00.000 Wow.

00:14:01.000 Comedian, I guess, Frank Conniff tweeted, Well, it's, in fairness, to be Emmy nominated for a late show, don't they just, aren't there just four slots?

00:14:09.000 Yeah.

00:14:11.000 It's like a 25% chance.

00:14:14.000 It's pretty much a participation nomination.

00:14:16.000 As long as they keep us out of the fold.

00:14:19.000 You can't be nominated even though you double their numbers.

00:14:25.000 Once we get the amount of COVID cases down to Jim Brewer's fan numbers, we can finally put the pandemic behind us.

00:14:32.000 Well then good!

00:14:33.000 I don't even know what this... Is this supposed to... Once we get the amount of COVID cases down to Jim Brewer's fan numbers, that's way too high!

00:14:39.000 Yeah, it's pretty low.

00:14:41.000 If you're talking about the amount of people at Jim Brewer shows, you're talking about thousands of people at every single show, you want to get the caseload down to like tens of thousands per day?

00:14:51.000 You mustn't be afraid to dream a little bigger, love!

00:14:54.000 Then Letterman writer Ben Schwartz tweeted, America needs laughter now more than ever.

00:14:58.000 So Jim Brewer refusing to perform is great news.

00:15:01.000 And Keith Olbermann got in on it.

00:15:02.000 How about this?

00:15:03.000 You guys, I don't want to offer a challenge for Jim Brewer.

00:15:06.000 You guys pick a venue in the same town on the same night as Jim Brewer.

00:15:10.000 Let's see who fills it up.

00:15:11.000 Because this is the only argument they have, right?

00:15:13.000 I see Christopher Titus at least attempting.

00:15:14.000 It's the same joke over and over again.

00:15:17.000 Because this is anytime somebody takes a stand.

00:15:20.000 They want to just say you're irrelevant and that's it.

00:15:22.000 Right.

00:15:22.000 Because they don't know what else to say.

00:15:24.000 They're all parrots of each other.

00:15:25.000 Right.

00:15:25.000 You're not popular.

00:15:26.000 That's the argument, which, by the way— That's odd.

00:15:28.000 He's on Tucker Carlson.

00:15:30.000 Yeah.

00:15:30.000 And he's playing theaters, but okay.

00:15:32.000 But you know what?

00:15:32.000 It's also—let's say he wasn't popular.

00:15:34.000 Science isn't determined—truth isn't determined by consensus.

00:15:37.000 It's determined by what's right.

00:15:39.000 That being said, you want to know who the bullies are?

00:15:41.000 I don't think there's anything more bullish than Hey, hey, hey, hey, look, look, look, nobody likes you,

00:15:46.000 they like us.

00:15:47.000 And it's even sadder when it's a lie.

00:15:49.000 You're like, hey, no one likes you, everyone likes us, where did they all go?

00:15:52.000 And just a ring around the other side going, fight, fight, fight, fight.

00:15:55.000 Truth is determined by...

00:15:56.000 Trust me, they're around, okay.

00:15:58.000 Yeah, truth is determined by hindsight, not piling on somebody.

00:16:02.000 I know.

00:16:03.000 This is just really sad to me.

00:16:06.000 Well, it sounds a little desperate to me, too.

00:16:07.000 Like, oh, they're like, oh, he's trending.

00:16:09.000 Let's, let's jump in on that.

00:16:10.000 And I'll, I'll look like I'm a rebel.

00:16:12.000 I don't want to say that this, this is the kind of thing that needs to scare everybody.

00:16:16.000 Because this is someone, what is his crime?

00:16:18.000 His crime is literally saying, hey, I'm just switching to venues that allow you to be vaccinated or not be vaccinated.

00:16:25.000 That's all.

00:16:26.000 I just want to perform at venues that offer you a choice and don't force you to get jabbed by the government.

00:16:31.000 And people who are supposed to be the defenders of freedom of speech and people who are supposed to be the last vanguard of truth are saying, no, no, you must Take part in forcing everyone to be vaccinated.

00:16:43.000 Let's be clear about the arguments.

00:16:44.000 Jim Brewer is saying, all I want is for you to have a choice, and hey, that's what you guys said you wanted.

00:16:49.000 Choice, right? 0.96

00:16:50.000 Let the unvaccinated die off. 1.00

00:16:51.000 Continue with the decision that you made when you got the jab.

00:16:54.000 The opponents here are saying, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

00:16:57.000 Every single independent comedian must join the guild and force every American who wants to go out and enjoy comedy, restaurant, any kind of music show.

00:17:07.000 Right now it happened with my parents, I think a Michael Buble show.

00:17:10.000 You have to take part in forcing everyone to be vaccinated.

00:17:13.000 By the way, Heartbeat Bill is outrageous.

00:17:15.000 And you guys, you guys comment here, uh, this to me is, the reason, comedy is a weatherstick, and it's a club I've not wanted to be a part of for years because of this.

00:17:26.000 It is amazing.

00:17:27.000 I don't think there are people who are more spineless right now in this country than comedians, and that's because of The Gatekeepers.

00:17:34.000 Like you said, there are four shows.

00:17:35.000 You cannot get in there.

00:17:37.000 Unless you either meet a diversity quota or have the right point of view.

00:17:39.000 I would be stunned if you could find 2% conservative or Republicans working in all elections.

00:17:44.000 Conan isn't even on the air anymore.

00:17:47.000 It's all changed.

00:17:48.000 The playing field's done.

00:17:49.000 The idea that even if you want late night, what do you want to get out of it?

00:17:53.000 There's nothing there anymore.

00:17:54.000 And you have an announcement to make because this kind of forced you to look into, because

00:17:58.000 keep in mind Jim Brewer didn't know, the reason this change happened is he didn't know the

00:18:02.000 venues set these rules.

00:18:04.000 And that's kind of out of your control, and then that forced you, right, to do some digging.

00:18:06.000 I don't want to speak for you.

00:18:07.000 No, it's the same.

00:18:08.000 It's fans had been reaching out and telling me that they couldn't attend my shows because they weren't comfortable with the vaccine.

00:18:14.000 It was the exact same thing.

00:18:15.000 I don't need to know your medical history for you to come to my show.

00:18:19.000 I simply make sure I ask, I go, please don't have AIDS.

00:18:23.000 Right.

00:18:23.000 That's a good rule.

00:18:24.000 Which is fine.

00:18:25.000 Right.

00:18:26.000 Especially if you're a gymnastics coach.

00:18:27.000 Well, that's how it is.

00:18:28.000 That's how it starts.

00:18:29.000 The FBI...

00:18:32.000 Ignored a lot of tips, not just the ones on Larry Nassar's fingers.

00:18:35.000 But here we go!

00:18:37.000 So you've cancelled some shows?

00:18:38.000 I'm cancelling a show right now.

00:18:41.000 There are a few that are in California that obviously I would have known about.

00:18:46.000 Which show are you cancelling?

00:18:47.000 I'm cancelling the Stifle Theatre in Salina, Kansas on October 22nd.

00:18:51.000 We're going to look for a new venue.

00:18:54.000 They will give you a full refund, don't worry about that.

00:18:57.000 If you did buy tickets, I know a lot of people did.

00:18:59.000 But I had received a lot of emails from your area of people just saying that they were not able to attend because of the health restrictions.

00:19:05.000 And when my agent booked it, that was not part of it.

00:19:09.000 This was all of a sudden added.

00:19:10.000 I started getting all these emails and personally, I just don't agree with it.

00:19:17.000 Well, also, it's like, look, and I hope people out there, again, you can comment, I know some of you are getting the short end of the stick if you bought tickets, but... You'll get money back.

00:19:24.000 You're gonna get your money back, but they don't get to see you, which is really what matters to them.

00:19:27.000 I'm hoping to find a nearby venue.

00:19:28.000 Right.

00:19:29.000 And hopefully we can.

00:19:29.000 No, but the thing is here, who do you want to be getting, who, look...

00:19:33.000 Someone is not going to get to see the show.

00:19:35.000 The point is, Dave, now, understanding the policy of these theaters, I think we want as many people to be able to enjoy it as possible, not limit it.

00:19:42.000 So I hope people out there understand.

00:19:45.000 And you do have a show, though, coming up still at Carnegie Music Hall in Homestead on October 1st.

00:19:50.000 Yes, and then Albany, New York.

00:19:52.000 Albany, New York.

00:19:54.000 Not this weekend, but next.

00:19:56.000 Okay I'll be there and yeah I this is just something where I and I let me be very very clear to anybody out there who's gonna attack me.

00:20:04.000 I'm pro-vaccination.

00:20:05.000 I grew up in a house with a nurse for a mom. 0.75

00:20:08.000 I completely think vaccinations are a wonderful thing.

00:20:11.000 I believe in medicine.

00:20:13.000 I don't think you should give tree sap to a kid who has meningitis.

00:20:16.000 But I do think that this is not We have not gotten the proper answers on what this is and a lot of people are uncomfortable and for private personal reasons some people can't take the vaccine.

00:20:30.000 That is none of my business and if you're vaccinated I don't think you should be worried about getting it if it works.

00:20:35.000 Right.

00:20:35.000 So my own personal opinion is your medical history should not keep you from coming to the show unless there's not a wheelchair ramp and then I would have one put in.

00:20:45.000 Right.

00:20:45.000 Yeah, exactly.

00:20:46.000 Because you're not going to use your legs like a sucker. 0.99

00:20:48.000 No. 1.00

00:20:49.000 I'm not going to watch you drag it up the stairs with your mouth.

00:20:52.000 Although that would be a good opener.

00:20:54.000 That's impressive.

00:20:55.000 The MC.

00:20:56.000 Have you seen it?

00:20:57.000 Dude, I'd like to.

00:20:57.000 It's a funny bit.

00:20:58.000 Alright, so you guys can go and check out the show date.

00:21:00.000 So we wanted to give that the attention it deserved in Jim Brewer.

00:21:03.000 Hopefully we can get him on the show.

00:21:04.000 Jim's a great guy, and that's really what bothers me.

00:21:07.000 Anybody who's saying that he's jumping on a bandwagon, this is like you said, he's a born-again Christian.

00:21:11.000 This was in his book years ago.

00:21:13.000 He's the real deal.

00:21:14.000 He's jumping off the bandwagon.

00:21:16.000 Exactly.

00:21:18.000 He's a genuine person.

00:21:19.000 This is not an act.

00:21:21.000 And he genuinely sells out theaters, and he is popular, so it's not a valid argument.

00:21:24.000 It wouldn't be a valid argument anyway.

00:21:26.000 It's an intellectual fallacy argument, uh, I don't know, ad populum, ad pop, whatever

00:21:30.000 it is, the Latin term.

00:21:31.000 The point is arguing from a place of most of the people agree with me is just one of

00:21:35.000 the intellectual fallacies as old as time.

00:21:39.000 And it's the only attack that they have.

00:21:40.000 And it just is ironic that people who no one likes are making that argument.

00:21:45.000 But you know what?

00:21:46.000 They feel like they've got the cool kids backing them up.

00:21:47.000 Hey, hope you like that, America. 1.00

00:21:49.000 I hope you see the difference between the elites.

00:21:52.000 The problem is, again, unelected elites.

00:21:54.000 You're a former Emmy writer for Stephen Colbert, who hasn't even been funny in four years accidentally.

00:22:01.000 I know, he used to be so good on Comedy Central.

00:22:04.000 I know.

00:22:05.000 But I really do enjoy the home Zoom talk shows.

00:22:10.000 Those are great.

00:22:11.000 I could watch those all day.

00:22:13.000 Love laughing at them.

00:22:14.000 You really realize when it was boiled down there, you know, to the bare essentials during the COVID, how truly talentless.

00:22:21.000 Well no, it's like turning the lights on at a nightclub that's always dark and you're like, oh wow, this place looks really terrible.

00:22:27.000 All the bells and whistles are gone.

00:22:28.000 The lady you're dancing with.

00:22:29.000 I can see now.

00:22:29.000 Oh my god!

00:22:32.000 This is a mess.

00:22:33.000 This is a mess.

00:22:34.000 You're all a mess.

00:22:35.000 I thought this was great with the lights and the dark lights.

00:22:37.000 What kind of filters do you have on that black light?

00:22:38.000 Should have picked that up.

00:22:39.000 Nassar! 0.76

00:22:41.000 Oh, I should have known you were here, Nassar. 1.00

00:22:42.000 You rascal. 1.00

00:22:43.000 You wet scallion. 0.97

00:22:45.000 All right, so before we move on to talking about the FBI and Nicki Minaj, this is a, a shoeless Lyft driver was enraged, what you're about to watch, furious at a request to, and this is also why I hate that Lyft and Uber rate passengers, That, to me, is Black Mirror-esque. 0.93

00:23:02.000 Look, you shouldn't be rating passengers just because now passengers can't even discuss issues that might... Like, if I'm in a car with my wife, I go, shh, don't talk politics.

00:23:11.000 We might get one-starred.

00:23:12.000 It's like a Chinese social credit system.

00:23:12.000 That's so bizarre.

00:23:15.000 That's awesome.

00:23:16.000 Also, many of the drivers are probably a part of the Chinese social credit system, enraged that they, grammatically impossible, but I don't know the pronoun, they were asked to go the speed limit. 0.71

00:23:27.000 Here you go.

00:23:31.000 You know, I'm just trying to ask you to go to speed limit as long as... I'm saying I'm gonna go... Is that a woman? 1.00

00:23:41.000 I believe.

00:23:41.000 Yes.

00:23:41.000 We confirm.

00:23:42.000 Okay.

00:23:43.000 You guys aren't trying to embarrass me that's a woman?

00:23:44.000 Theoretically.

00:23:46.000 Hey, I'm gonna have to open that trunk. 0.82

00:23:48.000 An aggressive woman. 1.00

00:23:49.000 I'm not going anywhere until you open that trunk. 1.00

00:23:51.000 I'm mentally ill. 0.91

00:23:52.000 Do you have caution tape? 0.98

00:23:54.000 Yeah, the caution tape means you should not get in the car.

00:23:59.000 She pulled up.

00:24:00.000 If that wasn't the first tip off, the Dementor Scream should have sealed the deal.

00:24:06.000 Oh wow.

00:24:08.000 Get a hard case on there, it's okay.

00:24:17.000 Me too.

00:24:18.000 Okay, alright, hold on a second.

00:24:20.000 Okay, your parents' divorce was your fault.

00:24:22.000 She speeds off! 1.00

00:24:27.000 Oh yeah, I hope my dad just had a talk with her like, me and your mom are getting separated and just so you know, this is all you.

00:24:34.000 It's all you and your Christopher Titus haircut and your banshee screaming. 0.96

00:24:38.000 That's why we don't have sex anymore. 0.67

00:24:40.000 That's why she's been so close to my touch for so long.

00:24:44.000 I will never see you again.

00:24:45.000 I will never forgive you for our divorce.

00:24:49.000 Just so you know, I'm going to front load this for you.

00:24:51.000 Your therapist is going to say, it's not your fault.

00:24:53.000 Hey, hey, hey, hey, look at me.

00:24:55.000 It's all your fault. 1.00

00:24:57.000 Crocs suck. 1.00

00:25:00.000 She wasn't even wearing Crocs. 1.00

00:25:01.000 She threw them away.

00:25:02.000 She was shoeless.

00:25:03.000 The Crocs are too much!

00:25:05.000 They're constraining me!

00:25:07.000 I can't, with my spider veins, my varicose veins, I gotta go shoeless!

00:25:11.000 The way God intended!

00:25:13.000 You know she's got a pair of Doc Martens steel toes. 1.00

00:25:16.000 Gonna toss on her Birkenstocks and hit Nick DiPaolo backstage. 1.00

00:25:19.000 What was in Shotgun, though, by the way?

00:25:22.000 Was that like a blow-up doll?

00:25:23.000 I have no idea. 0.57

00:25:25.000 I thought it was like a clown, like a blow-up clown.

00:25:27.000 It's so you can use the carpool lane.

00:25:29.000 That must be what it is, right?

00:25:30.000 It's right.

00:25:31.000 That's what I think it is too.

00:25:32.000 No way.

00:25:32.000 There's a lot of red flags.

00:25:34.000 Don't get in that car.

00:25:35.000 The whole thing is a red flag.

00:25:37.000 The entire thing.

00:25:39.000 If I walked in and there were an Arab man named Mohammed with a pressure cooker next to him, it wouldn't be more suspicious than that lady who was shoeless with caution tape and the Christopher Titus haircut. 1.00

00:25:51.000 And just to be clear, this is emblematic, the reason I want to show this, of why we are where we are in our country.

00:25:56.000 When people say we're divided because of Donald Trump, no, the reason we're divided is because we are saying the exact same thing and reacting to it differently.

00:26:03.000 So right there, they both go, she goes, I got this all on camera!

00:26:07.000 And he's like, yeah, so do I. So in other words, he's thinking, huh, thank God I've got this on camera that the lady making the Dementor screams in the Christopher Titus haircut with the caution tape who's shoeless refuses to go the speed limit.

00:26:16.000 And she's like, thank God I got it on camera that those assholes want me to put on shoes and go the speed limit! 1.00

00:26:22.000 Well, she's wearing a mask to keep herself safe, but she's not gonna go the speed limit to keep herself safe. 0.99

00:26:29.000 Does that make any sense?

00:26:31.000 Ah, depends.

00:26:31.000 She's probably the one who just walks around with a diaphragm for safety.

00:26:35.000 Oh, I'm sure.

00:26:35.000 Everybody wants a piece of this!

00:26:37.000 Got it all on camera!

00:26:38.000 I can't give it to everybody!

00:26:40.000 And when you shut off the lights in the nightclub, it's like Jessica Alba.

00:26:45.000 Oh, yeah.

00:26:45.000 No.

00:26:46.000 It's hard to tell the difference.

00:26:47.000 Gotta get some drinks in you first.

00:26:49.000 A lot.

00:26:50.000 Like, you have to be blind drunk.

00:26:52.000 Like a fifth.

00:26:52.000 Yes.

00:26:53.000 Blackout drunk.

00:26:54.000 Yeah.

00:26:54.000 A handle.

00:26:55.000 Even the people going hog hunting are like, I mean, I don't want to be a hog with rabies.

00:27:01.000 No, they just, they'll go home and make some mac and cheese and touch themselves.

00:27:05.000 Yes.

00:27:06.000 Ow! 1.00

00:27:06.000 Hey, whatever harms people less. 1.00

00:27:09.000 Mac and cheese.

00:27:10.000 Oh, yeah.

00:27:10.000 Well, listen.

00:27:11.000 I love mac and cheese.

00:27:11.000 It's a craft meal when you're drunk.

00:27:13.000 That's the best part of that story.

00:27:14.000 Stouffer's.

00:27:15.000 When you're drunk.

00:27:19.000 Which could really be an ad for anything that's aggressively mediocre.

00:27:22.000 That's true.

00:27:23.000 Olive Garden!

00:27:24.000 No. 0.99

00:27:25.000 No, when you're dead.

00:27:26.000 When you're never good.

00:27:28.000 Oh, endless salad and breadsticks? 0.99

00:27:31.000 Wow, so I can get as much crap as I want? 0.99

00:27:34.000 What a deal! 0.99

00:27:35.000 That was, you know, Jesus hosted the last supper at the Olive Garden, that was his last miracle.

00:27:39.000 Never-ending breadsticks! 0.78

00:27:42.000 Christ, what a deal!

00:27:43.000 This is delightful!

00:27:44.000 Couldn't they have been better?

00:27:45.000 And never-ending salad!

00:27:48.000 And some lasagna sticks, and you're like, what is that?

00:27:51.000 He's like, I don't know.

00:27:52.000 I'm about to die, let's not sweat the details here.

00:27:58.000 Missing the point, bros.

00:27:58.000 Bennegan's is closed.

00:28:01.000 I didn't know they went under.

00:28:02.000 What, you want to go to Applebee's?

00:28:04.000 Applebee's, no.

00:28:05.000 Oh, well, you know what?

00:28:06.000 Jesus, they do have 2 for 20.

00:28:07.000 You're going to betray me three times before the 2 for 20 hits the table, Peter.

00:28:11.000 So, this is a question I also have for you, too.

00:28:14.000 You know, Nicki Minaj is in the news.

00:28:16.000 And I'll show you, this is why this matters.

00:28:18.000 It's not just trending because Nicki Minaj, and I'm not a fan, and I'm not getting behind Nicki Minaj saying that Nicki Minaj is base, but Nicki Minaj just came out and said anything about the vaccination and said something that wasn't even complimentary but neutral about Tucker Carlson, and everyone in the media has jumped and attacked, which to me is, I would say, bizarre but truly expected.

00:28:39.000 Well, it's a bit odd when just a couple days ago she was a black woman who was a singer that you all admired, And now that she has an opinion that isn't even an opinion, she's asking some questions.

00:28:50.000 Right.

00:28:50.000 Is now what makes it that you hate her.

00:28:53.000 And what's so funny is that the left goes, Oh, all conservatives don't like... Oh wait, is that Megan Thee Stallion WAP?

00:28:59.000 Yeah, that's Megan Thee Stallion. 0.99

00:29:00.000 Well, seriously, why were you taking health advice from a woman that sings raps about ass-eating? 1.00

00:29:07.000 I'm serious! 0.99

00:29:08.000 And is like 400 pounds.

00:29:09.000 Right, there's no reason that you should have been like, well, why isn't she... That's Lizzo. 0.99

00:29:13.000 Well, this is what's funny, if it's... Oh, I don't know.

00:29:15.000 Is Nicki Minaj not big? 0.77

00:29:16.000 Well, her booty... Oh, she got a big booty. 1.00

00:29:17.000 Her booty's big, yeah. 1.00

00:29:18.000 Well, okay, so she had it installed.

00:29:21.000 That's a good thing.

00:29:22.000 This is Nicki Minaj, Bernie 98.

00:29:25.000 But the point is, they will take health advice from someone who is overweight to say big and beautiful, hey, you can't judge them.

00:29:30.000 However, if someone says, ooh, I don't know about the long-term effects of the vaccine, that all of a sudden discredits them.

00:29:37.000 People who say we shouldn't have disclosure laws for HIV, for AIDS in California, that's the actual law.

00:29:41.000 You can bang a stranger and not let them know that you have AIDS.

00:29:43.000 It's actually criminal for them to ask you about it.

00:29:45.000 You can be 400 pounds, you can have a BMI of blood type pudding, and I realize that I'm mixing up analogies here with BMI blood type, but understand blood type is on the brain because of the rona that I'm going through, or not going through.

00:29:55.000 It's not rare.

00:29:56.000 The point is, then it's a bridge too far when they just say, I don't know about the vaccine.

00:30:01.000 I'm not sure. 0.51

00:30:03.000 You ain't black. 0.98

00:30:04.000 You didn't think this person was not a qualified medical professional when you couldn't fit them in a rowboat?

00:30:10.000 Wasn't she the one talking about making sure, like, you know, to have something on your fingers after, like, being a guy?

00:30:15.000 Was that Nicky?

00:30:16.000 I kicked him.

00:30:16.000 No, no, no, no, no.

00:30:17.000 That's Cardi B. Oh, there's another one.

00:30:20.000 So we have Cardi B, Nicki Minaj, Megan Thee Stallion. 0.94

00:30:24.000 Lizzo, disgusting. 0.97

00:30:26.000 Cardi B is the one that says terrible sexual things and interviewed the president. 0.99

00:30:30.000 That's right, that's right, it's Cardi B. Also WAP.

00:30:33.000 Sorry. 1.00

00:30:33.000 What a stupid world. 1.00

00:30:35.000 I know. 1.00

00:30:36.000 Anyway, sorry.

00:30:36.000 And it's funny, again, we're seeing the same thing where the left goes, conservatives, oh you're mad about what?

00:30:40.000 Again, if you have kids, yeah, you know what? 1.00

00:30:42.000 I don't want my kids listening to wet-ass pussy. 1.00

00:30:44.000 And then we go, oh, wait a second, you want to cancel somebody because they believe that they should make their own choice when it comes to vaccination? 1.00

00:30:50.000 Again, we're saying the same things, we're just lying.

00:30:52.000 How do you solve that?

00:30:54.000 How do you solve the Lyft fight, where people are going, yeah, you should go to the speed limit?

00:30:57.000 She's going, I can't believe you want me to go to the speed limit! 1.00

00:30:59.000 How do you solve that divide where you're saying, yeah, I think a heartbeat, Bill, you're stopping a heartbeat that's not your own, and they go, I can't believe you're going to stop us from shopping!

00:31:07.000 How do you solve the problem of the divide?

00:31:09.000 I don't know.

00:31:10.000 I don't think 400 pounds is healthy. 1.00

00:31:11.000 I don't think wet-ass pussy is good for children. 1.00

00:31:12.000 I don't think that the woman who's talking about cleaning her asshole with a fingernail should be interviewing the President. 1.00

00:31:15.000 Oh my God! 1.00

00:31:16.000 I can't believe that same person said that we don't have long-term effects on vaccinations!

00:31:19.000 How do you solve the divide?

00:31:21.000 It's not because of Trump.

00:31:23.000 It really isn't.

00:31:24.000 And I don't care.

00:31:25.000 I'm glad there's a line in the sand now.

00:31:28.000 Well, because you don't have to agree with everything somebody does.

00:31:32.000 Right.

00:31:32.000 And just because you've pigeonholed somebody into a category and you believe they know everything they think doesn't mean you're right about it.

00:31:39.000 Right.

00:31:40.000 Or not think, which is why this Nicki Minaj story is very painful.

00:31:43.000 Yes.

00:31:44.000 Nobody wanted this.

00:31:46.000 So yesterday, Nicki Minaj went on Twitter Rampage.

00:31:49.000 Most notably, she tweeted out a clip of Tucker Carlson defending her.

00:31:53.000 And of course, leftist streamers, I guess, and Twitterers, I don't know what qualifies what right now.

00:31:59.000 This is why it's so hard where someone asked my wife what I do, and my wife's like, I guess he hosts a podcast like my husband, too.

00:32:07.000 Okay.

00:32:09.000 Sure.

00:32:11.000 You know what I mean?

00:32:12.000 It's all the same.

00:32:13.000 We should just start calling you a streamer.

00:32:14.000 Yeah, just call me a streamer, I guess.

00:32:16.000 That'll get me some space to do what we do.

00:32:17.000 Just don't call me late night host.

00:32:20.000 I just use Florentine's line if I'm getting a haircut, which is, what do you do?

00:32:23.000 Oh, I cut lawns, and then all of a sudden they have no more questions.

00:32:28.000 So they came after her saying that she went on a white supremacist, white nationalist show, and all she said was, right, I can't speak to Nicki Minaj talking about Tucker Carlson, agree with, even look at someone from a particular political party, people aren't human anymore.

00:32:41.000 This is being sarcastic and misspelled. 1.00

00:32:44.000 If you're black and a democrat tells you to shove marbles up your ass, you simply have to. 1.00

00:32:48.000 If another party tells you to look out for that bus, stand there and get hit. 1.00

00:32:52.000 You know how many US presidents were white supremacists? 0.95

00:32:55.000 Oh please, just stay on topic.

00:32:56.000 Y'all can't do that.

00:32:57.000 The topic is, asking questions is OK. 0.87

00:33:01.000 But let's make the topic, Nikki wants to talk to white racists so that all you can sleep better tonight. 1.00

00:33:06.000 Dummies. 0.99

00:33:08.000 Did no one else do the marbles? 0.98

00:33:11.000 I was wondering where she got that.

00:33:12.000 Well, it's really hard to know now what's a prescription versus advice.

00:33:16.000 Right.

00:33:16.000 I know, I don't even know anymore.

00:33:18.000 But I do know they are horse marbles.

00:33:20.000 Yeah.

00:33:21.000 Yeah, well, you shouldn't use the marbles that you're supposed to, you know, kick the other marbles with.

00:33:25.000 Those were bocce balls.

00:33:26.000 Oh.

00:33:27.000 Also, you didn't have to reach back into your pog collection.

00:33:30.000 I've noticed all the slammers are missing. 1.00

00:33:34.000 That's what they call it.

00:33:35.000 Yeah, the slammer.

00:33:37.000 And this is the media, and just so you know, this isn't, this is where you see, this is not just trending on Twitter.

00:33:42.000 The media and everyone including Late Night and Actual News have responded to attack the woman they were praising.

00:33:49.000 To attack Nicki Minaj, I'm not a Nicki Minaj fan, and I think she'll probably come out and say something crazy not very long from now, but taking this on its own is very reasonable.

00:33:58.000 She's just saying, look, I can't even agree with someone individually, and you're just going to accuse everyone of being a white supremacist, and you'll do anything Democrats tell you to do?

00:34:06.000 She's not even saying that she's a Republican.

00:34:08.000 I think it's very reasonable, and so I think that when we talk about how you determine what's true and what's not when we're all saying the same thing, I think a big part of what you have to do, a part of your litmus test, has to be How vitriolic is the reaction?

00:34:21.000 Is it proportional to the original statement?

00:34:23.000 Because look at how they're responding to what Nicki Minaj said.

00:34:30.000 And people like Nicki Minaj, I have to say this.

00:34:33.000 You have a platform, sister, that is 22 million followers.

00:34:37.000 Okay?

00:34:38.000 I have 2 million followers.

00:34:39.000 You have 22 million followers on Twitter for you to use your platform to encourage our community to not protect themselves and save their lives.

00:34:48.000 My God, sister, you could do better than that.

00:34:50.000 You've got that platform.

00:34:52.000 It's a blessing.

00:34:53.000 How can health authorities even attempt to combat this kind of misinformation coming from somebody who is a huge and beloved international star like Nicki Minaj?

00:35:04.000 Beloved?

00:35:05.000 Well, it got huge, right?

00:35:06.000 It's very difficult.

00:35:08.000 There is a lot of misinformation, mostly on social media.

00:35:13.000 And the only way we know to counter miss and disinformation is to provide a lot of correct information.

00:35:21.000 She should be thinking twice about why are you talking propagating information that really has no basis as except a one off anecdote.

00:35:29.000 Sexiest man in the world in front of the Guardian.

00:35:30.000 Vouching.

00:35:30.000 And I especially don't want Nicki Minaj doing her own research.

00:35:32.000 Party, vouching.

00:35:33.000 Your daddy won't get the vaccine because his friend got it and became impotent. 0.99

00:35:36.000 His testicles became swollen. 0.93

00:35:38.000 Of course, your cousin's friend is a much more trusted source 0.97

00:35:42.000 than all of the world's doctors.

00:35:44.000 And I especially don't want Nicki Minaj doing her own research,

00:35:47.000 because I don't want to wait 10 years for her next album while she finishes up medical school. 0.98

00:35:50.000 Now, here's the problem. 0.77

00:35:52.000 The problem is for a lot of Nicki Minaj's followers, millions of followers, that tweet about swollen balls, that'll be their research. 0.92

00:35:59.000 It will be their research. 0.96

00:36:00.000 Born a crime, still a crime.

00:36:02.000 This is what's interesting.

00:36:04.000 Look at the theme.

00:36:05.000 The problem is social media.

00:36:07.000 The problem is that people can express independent thoughts no matter how moderate they may be.

00:36:13.000 So if that's the problem, that tells you what their solution is.

00:36:17.000 And that's what's going to bring us to the FBI conversation a little later on.

00:36:20.000 Fauci?

00:36:21.000 Colbert?

00:36:22.000 No, we're saying, Joy Reid?

00:36:24.000 I only got 2 million followers!

00:36:26.000 Well, that's too too many.

00:36:28.000 I'm surprised she had that many, honestly.

00:36:30.000 Like, wow, really?

00:36:31.000 I mean, it's just kind of a lol cow, so it's like, they have money at MSNBC to buy stuff.

00:36:31.000 You do?

00:36:36.000 Well, two million's company, three's a reich.

00:36:39.000 So, I just, I just, you know, this is the rea- that what they want to do is make sure someone out there, Big Tech, are you listening?

00:36:47.000 Are you listening?

00:36:48.000 And by the way, in case you're wondering, YouTube right now, you watch this show, guess what?

00:36:51.000 You're gonna get a Seth Meyers clip autoplaying despite having never chosen one of his clips!

00:36:55.000 No!

00:36:57.000 Say it's not so. Ever. That's what's going to happen. They want to go, ooooh, Nicki Minaj.

00:37:01.000 Turn up the WAP. Turn down the, hey, maybe we should question authority. Turn up the,

00:37:07.000 Dr. Fauci, sexiest man in the world. Turn down the, hey, you know what, maybe it's not my role

00:37:13.000 as a comedian to force you to get vaccinated. This is where we are. We used to think that

00:37:18.000 social media actually allowed us to bypass gatekeepers, and now they have become the

00:37:24.000 most powerful gatekeepers who have ever existed because they're worried about losing their

00:37:29.000 You were about to say something before.

00:37:30.000 Well, it's just that you have 74%-ish of the black community that's not vaccinated, which means that they have questions. 0.89

00:37:36.000 And then you have all these supposedly left-wing talk show hosts that have spent the last two years saying that they're completely for the black people.

00:37:42.000 But the second that they have an opinion or even a question that goes against what their narrative might be, all of a sudden everybody turns on them.

00:37:50.000 Right.

00:37:50.000 And that's what I just find to be disgraceful.

00:37:52.000 And with Cole Barrett, it's like, do you think when Nicki Minaj asking a question is somehow more egregious than, I don't know, a dancing cartoon needle saying, let's all go to the doctors, let's all go, like, which is what he literally did.

00:38:04.000 Yeah.

00:38:05.000 It's like you're pushing something that you don't understand either.

00:38:08.000 She doesn't understand it and wants answers.

00:38:11.000 So you cut to Fauci, which, by the way, this is now perfectly acceptable to have two rich white old dudes. 0.99

00:38:17.000 Trashing a black woman. 1.00

00:38:17.000 Yeah. 1.00

00:38:19.000 Totally fine in this situation.

00:38:21.000 But again, Fauci, no answer for her question.

00:38:24.000 Just, I think it's dangerous that she has people who might listen to her opinion.

00:38:28.000 Why do you think that, Dr. Fauci?

00:38:30.000 Because it's dangerous for people to listen to mine!

00:38:32.000 Yeah!

00:38:33.000 I mean, have you heard the things I said?

00:38:35.000 Don't wear a mask.

00:38:36.000 Wear a mask.

00:38:37.000 Don't go outside.

00:38:38.000 Go outside.

00:38:39.000 It's aerosol.

00:38:40.000 It's not aerosol.

00:38:41.000 The vaccine means that it's secure.

00:38:43.000 Actually, it's just protection.

00:38:44.000 Then I change protection. 0.99

00:38:45.000 I'm full of shit all the time, and you keep asking me, have you even done your basic research on what I said about AIDS? 1.00

00:38:53.000 It's a miracle that I- If you woulda just have a monkey with a dartboard, he'd be more correct about AIDS! 1.00

00:39:00.000 It's anal sex and dirty needles! 1.00

00:39:02.000 I don't know how it missed me! 1.00

00:39:04.000 You don't have to think about it, dude.

00:39:05.000 You were about to say something, Joe.

00:39:07.000 Sorry.

00:39:09.000 So, no, I'm a puppet and I look like a puppet.

00:39:13.000 Why didn't they make me, I said specifically, make me look like a not-puppet?

00:39:19.000 They must have not heard the not part!

00:39:23.000 Look what Trevor Noah just did.

00:39:24.000 He set up this dynamic that I think is it's really frightening because you don't know where it's going to stop. 0.99

00:39:29.000 He basically said her followers are too stupid to do any additional research based on the claim that she made of something that happened to somebody that she knew, right? 0.96

00:39:38.000 She didn't say that this is like all of it. 0.99

00:39:40.000 She didn't say this is the only reason.

00:39:42.000 She basically just made a comment. 0.98

00:39:43.000 He said all of her followers are just going to go through that.

00:39:45.000 So Trevor, what's the solution?

00:39:47.000 His solution to that is, oh, you have to just trust us.

00:39:49.000 Yeah. 1.00

00:39:50.000 You have to trust all of the gatekeepers because you're too dumb to do the research. 1.00

00:39:54.000 You're too stupid, black people, to go out and get a license. 1.00

00:39:57.000 You can't possibly be made to do that. 1.00

00:39:59.000 You're too stupid when you have an opinion against Republicans, you have to just be called an Uncle Tom or you have to be called a black white supremacist. 1.00

00:40:05.000 Weird, right? 1.00

00:40:06.000 Or you're Nicki Minaj and your fans are too stupid to know the difference between something that's your opinion and something that's medical Yeah, and two important points that I want to make here. 0.98

00:40:13.000 Our criticisms, for example, where we've been accused of being racist against Black Lives Matter, the organization. 0.99

00:40:18.000 Against black organizations who take advantage of their black voting base. 0.95

00:40:22.000 This, right now, is people just attacking Nicki Minaj, saying, how dare you do this, you're not black enough. 1.00

00:40:26.000 Also, she said, I knew some, and I think it's kind of stupid, I knew a friend from Trinidad and Tobago who got big-ass balls! 1.00

00:40:33.000 I'm not taking that! 1.00

00:40:34.000 That's not that smart!

00:40:36.000 Maybe the guys from Barbados.

00:40:37.000 We don't know.

00:40:38.000 The point is, Is that any more dangerous than Fauci saying breakthrough cases are very rare?

00:40:46.000 That was anecdotal.

00:40:46.000 Yeah.

00:40:47.000 He couldn't have had that info.

00:40:48.000 Well, we know that's not true anymore.

00:40:50.000 Well, we know it's not true.

00:40:51.000 I'm not saying that they happen at an old... Well, yeah, you know what?

00:40:55.000 I am saying it.

00:40:56.000 Lotofcreditor.com.

00:40:56.000 All references.

00:40:57.000 Mayo.

00:40:57.000 The Moderna shot.

00:40:59.000 Either the Moderna or Pfizer against the Delta variant.

00:41:01.000 50,000 people in a sample study.

00:41:03.000 Divided by rage.

00:41:04.000 By rage.

00:41:05.000 By rage.

00:41:06.000 Pretty much.

00:41:07.000 Divided by race, age, gender.

00:41:09.000 Pretty well controlled.

00:41:11.000 Mayo, 42% effective.

00:41:14.000 Okay, so Fauci's saying there are no breakthrough cases, too.

00:41:17.000 They're rare.

00:41:18.000 Is that not a more dangerous anecdote?

00:41:21.000 Why aren't we saying, hey, Fauci's being irresponsible because that'll stop people from doing research, as opposed to Nicki Minaj. 0.99

00:41:26.000 My uncle's balls got big! 0.97

00:41:28.000 Yeah, but she's not Ben Carson. 0.99

00:41:30.000 She's not Larry Elder.

00:41:32.000 What this is, is they're actually upset because they thought they had somebody in their pocket and they don't.

00:41:36.000 Just like Kanye.

00:41:38.000 It's just an anger thing.

00:41:39.000 Well, and play the tape to the end, guys.

00:41:39.000 It's just an anger thing.

00:41:41.000 Put aside your political leanings.

00:41:42.000 Play the tape to the end.

00:41:43.000 Do you want to be like Communist China?

00:41:45.000 Do you want to be like Nazi Germany in the 1930s? 0.85

00:41:47.000 Yes, they do.

00:41:48.000 Yes, they do.

00:41:49.000 No!

00:41:50.000 They want to end up there.

00:41:52.000 That's exactly where you end up.

00:41:53.000 I wouldn't support a Republican who right now went out and said, Do not, under any circumstances, get vaccinated.

00:41:58.000 I would not support that because there are people who do need to get vaccinated.

00:42:01.000 You should have just stopped at, do they want to be communist China?

00:42:03.000 Because judging by the phone sex call logs between Millie and China... That's true. 1.00

00:42:08.000 It's weird when the transcript starts out with, what are you wearing?

00:42:11.000 Yeah.

00:42:13.000 The same uniform?

00:42:14.000 Yeah.

00:42:15.000 Do you have on your medals?

00:42:16.000 1-800-CHINA-36.

00:42:17.000 All right, what are you wearing?

00:42:19.000 Are you wearing a first place ribbon?

00:42:21.000 Bring me Swalwell! 0.88

00:42:24.000 By the way, speaking of all this, you can follow us on those hellholes. 0.94

00:42:26.000 Follow me, louder, on Instagram and on TikTok, trying to fight the communist Chinese where they lie. 1.00

00:42:33.000 And hit the notification bell if you're watching here on YouTube.

00:42:36.000 The best thing you can do, though, is just tune in live.

00:42:38.000 It's a live show Monday through Thursday, 10 a.m.

00:42:40.000 Eastern.

00:42:40.000 This week we've had some YouTube screwy, so we've had to start late.

00:42:43.000 It's been a little weird.

00:42:43.000 We apologize.

00:42:44.000 We'll be taking your chat on Mug Club later on, talking about our first crushes, which is an interesting conversation.

00:42:51.000 All right, before we move on here to the FBI, I just had to hit this.

00:42:53.000 Disney is celebrating.

00:42:55.000 Hashtag gotta look down and read this.

00:42:58.000 It would be so much easier if I had a prompter like over there.

00:43:00.000 Hispanic Latinx Heritage Month.

00:43:03.000 And they tweeted out, happy hashtag Hispanic Latinx Heritage Month.

00:43:08.000 Never forget the value of family time and remembering where you come from.

00:43:12.000 Hey Disney, do you know how I know your Twitter manager's white? 0.92

00:43:17.000 Basically.

00:43:18.000 Exhibit A. Remember, we went out and asked, they find it offensive.

00:43:22.000 There are polls that find people who are actually Latin, Latin American, find it offensive.

00:43:26.000 They don't use this. 1.00

00:43:28.000 It's only white feminist bitches. 1.00

00:43:31.000 The fact that the Mexican character looks like it's from Mad Magazine? 1.00

00:43:34.000 Yes.

00:43:36.000 And in a strange move, actually, though, too, Disney actually followed it up with this one, which was ill-received.

00:43:43.000 Yeah, maybe distasteful.

00:43:45.000 If you're listening on audio, you might want to go over to Mug Club or YouTube.

00:43:50.000 Thank you, you guys got it.

00:43:51.000 The recent Gallup poll found only 4% of Latinos like the term Latinx.

00:43:54.000 Wow! 4%! All from California. Yeah, exactly. 0.88

00:43:58.000 I guarantee you they're just part. At what point do you say it's social

00:44:02.000 engineering?

00:44:03.000 When only 4% of the people you're claiming to not try and offend

00:44:07.000 actually agree with you?

00:44:09.000 You're trying to force their hand.

00:44:11.000 You're trying to force their hand into agreeing with you.

00:44:14.000 You've managed to divide Mexicans from Mexicans. 0.91

00:44:17.000 Yes!

00:44:18.000 Well, only 4%.

00:44:19.000 What is that noise?

00:44:21.000 Are you guys hearing that?

00:44:22.000 What is that?

00:44:23.000 Guys, what's going on in the control room?

00:44:25.000 Do you guys hear that?

00:44:28.000 Seriously, that wasn't...

00:44:30.000 Do you guys hear that?

00:44:32.000 Did you guys hear that?

00:44:34.000 What was that?

00:44:37.000 Ho, ho, ho. 0.99

00:44:39.000 Gun Santa?

00:44:40.000 In the suit.

00:44:41.000 Ha, ha, ha.

00:44:43.000 But how'd you get in here, Gun Santa?

00:44:45.000 We don't have a chimney.

00:44:46.000 Ho, ho, ho, Stephen.

00:44:47.000 Gun Santa doesn't need a chimney! 1.00

00:44:49.000 Now, Steven, I heard you were a very good boy this year.

00:45:00.000 Thank you.

00:45:06.000 Wow, it's the new Walther PDP!

00:45:08.000 I don't have this one!

00:45:12.000 What's wrong, Steven?

00:45:14.000 This is great and all, Gunsan.

00:45:16.000 I just wish that all my friends could have perfect triggered and ergonomic, class-leading firearms, too.

00:45:22.000 Oh, but Steven... They already do.

00:45:28.000 Whoa! 0.71

00:45:30.000 Whoa! 0.71

00:45:31.000 I got a Walther PPS!

00:45:33.000 I heard it's the best one.

00:45:36.000 Walter P.D.P.!

00:45:38.000 It does exist.

00:45:44.000 Whoa, I got a P.P.S.

00:45:45.000 too! 0.98

00:45:46.000 I'm gonna be so safe now.

00:45:48.000 I got a Walter P.P.K.S.

00:45:50.000 and bullets! 0.88

00:45:52.000 Thanks, Gun Santa.

00:45:53.000 I've never held a gun before.

00:45:57.000 Ho, ho. 1.00

00:45:58.000 What's your name, little one?

00:46:00.000 Carlito.

00:46:01.000 Gracias por el Walter, Sr.

00:46:03.000 Gun Santa.

00:46:04.000 That's no problem, Carlos.

00:46:06.000 Where are you from?

00:46:07.000 Juárez.

00:46:08.000 Juárez, Mexico.

00:46:10.000 Okay, maybe next year, son. 1.00

00:46:16.000 Open up, you racist scum! 1.00

00:46:18.000 We finally found the racist secret hideout! 1.00

00:46:20.000 What's happening?

00:46:21.000 Steven, you have a show to do.

00:46:23.000 Let Gun Santa handle this.

00:46:29.000 This is a stand your ground stage.

00:46:31.000 And look, now it has a red dot.

00:46:41.000 That is the power of Christmas magic.

00:46:43.000 Just so you know, people, is it unloaded?

00:46:45.000 Yeah, it's unloaded.

00:46:47.000 Really happy to have the sponsor.

00:46:48.000 You know, Walter was a sponsor for a long time, and just to be clear, the reason they weren't is they couldn't keep up with inventory.

00:46:52.000 That does hurt, because so many people, you guys were supporting them, and they sold out of firearms.

00:46:59.000 But they're back now, and this is their new firearm since they're back, this Walter PDP. 0.55

00:47:03.000 Believeable.

00:47:04.000 Look, I've always said this.

00:47:05.000 It's like BMW, Mercedes at a certain point.

00:47:07.000 Like, I'm not going to crap on other guns out there.

00:47:09.000 There are plenty of good guns.

00:47:10.000 I just recommend that you try the Walther.

00:47:12.000 It is Google.

00:47:13.000 Just run a search.

00:47:14.000 Bing.

00:47:15.000 Sorry.

00:47:15.000 Find that little paper clip.

00:47:17.000 Don't do it.

00:47:18.000 Your bonsai buddy.

00:47:19.000 Purple gorilla.

00:47:20.000 Just search Walther PDP review.

00:47:22.000 You will not find a negative review.

00:47:23.000 The trigger is amazing.

00:47:24.000 The ergonomics are incredible.

00:47:25.000 And they have these serrations.

00:47:26.000 Even if your hands They are oily, like mine in the show.

00:47:29.000 They're machined into the slide.

00:47:30.000 Beautiful.

00:47:31.000 So, it is an incredible firearm, and we are really happy to have them here.

00:47:35.000 You can go to, is it waltherarms.com?

00:47:37.000 Waltherarms.com, or just go to your local gun retailer, firearm retailer, and just try the Walther.

00:47:43.000 If you don't like it, don't buy it.

00:47:44.000 Just try it.

00:47:45.000 That's all.

00:47:46.000 Alright.

00:47:47.000 I love it.

00:47:47.000 Let's move on to the FBI here.

00:47:50.000 So, the FBI is in the news.

00:47:52.000 Having a rough week?

00:47:53.000 Yeah, you could say.

00:47:54.000 Having a rough go, the FBI.

00:47:56.000 Eh, what are you gonna do?

00:47:58.000 They probably were the reason for a lot of parents' divorces. 1.00

00:48:04.000 Let's start with one of the reasons they're in the news, and then go through the difference between the FBI and the stories that you've heard as served up.

00:48:12.000 Oh, right now they're talking about it on CNN.

00:48:14.000 Well, that's nice, but they won't talk about the other stuff with the FBI.

00:48:16.000 So let's show what they're showing you, and then the subtext you're missing.

00:48:22.000 Oh, and that's actually perfect.

00:48:27.000 Fencing surrounds U.S.

00:48:28.000 Capitol ahead of far-right rally.

00:48:30.000 Here's the thing.

00:48:31.000 I've been accused along with Ben Shapiro of being the gateway to white supremacy.

00:48:35.000 I don't know anybody who's going to this far right.

00:48:40.000 I don't know anyone who's talked about it at all.

00:48:43.000 I want to hear from you.

00:48:45.000 Do you know anyone who's going?

00:48:46.000 Do any of you plan on attending?

00:48:48.000 This is theater, right?

00:48:50.000 Just like Men Menstruating, it's period kabuki theater.

00:48:54.000 This is domestic violence kabuki theater.

00:48:56.000 Guys, I made sandwiches.

00:49:00.000 We got a yeti cooler.

00:49:03.000 We're gonna take a road trip.

00:49:06.000 Sorry, Dave.

00:49:07.000 I have a tent that sleeps six.

00:49:10.000 It's like from Congo where you throw it up and it goes poof. 0.99

00:49:14.000 Dave, there's 15 of us though.

00:49:15.000 Oh, I know.

00:49:16.000 That's Biden's pile on.

00:49:21.000 So this is what they go, look, FBI, we know what's going on.

00:49:24.000 The FBI failed with the United States gymnasts.

00:49:26.000 We're going to trust the FBI and CIA, though, telling us about this far-right violence, right?

00:49:30.000 Well, here's the thing.

00:49:32.000 Half those members or 75% of the people attending may be in the FBI.

00:49:36.000 And I will explain to you why.

00:49:38.000 Numbers, facts, statistics that we have all available at loudmouthcounter.com.

00:49:41.000 So let's first start off.

00:49:42.000 You can't expect them to get this right when the money was reallocated to the fake kidnapping fund.

00:49:47.000 This is true.

00:49:48.000 Which really is surprising that they labeled it that.

00:49:51.000 Put it in a trust!

00:49:53.000 So, members of the USA Gymnastics, they testified.

00:49:56.000 This is what you've seen.

00:49:57.000 In the Senate, Larry Nassar's abuse.

00:49:59.000 Michaela Maroney, I believe this was yesterday, had this to say, and it's still kind of ongoing.

00:50:04.000 After telling my entire story of abuse to the FBI in the summer of 2015, not only did the FBI not report my abuse, but when they eventually documented my report, 17 months later, they made entirely false claims about what I said.

00:50:21.000 Why are public servants whose job is to protect getting away with this?

00:50:25.000 This is not justice.

00:50:27.000 Enough is enough.

00:50:29.000 Today, I ask you all to hear my voice.

00:50:32.000 I ask you, please, do all that is in your power to ensure that these individuals are held responsible and accountable for ignoring my initial report, for lying about my initial report, and for covering up for a child molester.

00:50:45.000 And this is the problem with the FBI, this is the problem with the CDC, this is the problem with Millie.

00:50:51.000 You know what's required for there to be accountability?

00:50:53.000 Is that girl to stand up against the system. 0.94

00:50:56.000 Is this show to stand up against the system.

00:50:57.000 Do you know what's required to keep your elected officials accountable?

00:51:00.000 The ballot box.

00:51:01.000 Assuming it's not moving where you're trying to vote and it goes... Was this ballot box a droid?

00:51:05.000 I can't... Oh, Republican ticket!

00:51:08.000 Or some guy standing behind you has 80 million.

00:51:10.000 Right!

00:51:11.000 And a guy standing before you has a beret and a billy club.

00:51:15.000 That's really just a... they're blocking Nicki Minaj.

00:51:18.000 Who are you voting for, Trump?

00:51:19.000 And then they just point you at a trash can and you're like, is this where this goes usually?

00:51:23.000 Yeah, that's where it is.

00:51:24.000 Put it in there.

00:51:25.000 It's new.

00:51:26.000 It's the Model 4.2.

00:51:29.000 It looks like a recycle bin. 0.98

00:51:30.000 I told them to change that shit, but what you gonna do? 0.99

00:51:33.000 So Larry Nassar was a USA Gymnastics doctor accused of abuse by 156 women. 1.00

00:51:39.000 Wow.

00:51:40.000 That's Bill Cosby times Bill Cosby.

00:51:43.000 That's two Bill Cosby.

00:51:46.000 No, that's more.

00:51:47.000 It's Bill Cosby squared.

00:51:47.000 Is it almost squared?

00:51:48.000 It's the exponent.

00:51:49.000 Is it almost squared?

00:51:50.000 It's Bill Cosby squared.

00:51:52.000 It's Bill Cosby.

00:51:55.000 It's like if Bill Cosby died and Satan really wanted to play a cruel trick on him, he would

00:52:01.000 show him like a matrix of heaven and Bill would be like, oh I only had like 35, now

00:52:06.000 I got 156 gymnasts to abuse. 0.92

00:52:09.000 And then he'd be like, Ha ha ha ha! 1.00

00:52:11.000 You're about to get raped yourself! 1.00

00:52:12.000 No! 1.00

00:52:14.000 Guys, I think we need to be clear.

00:52:15.000 I discussed this the other day.

00:52:16.000 Bill Cosby, innocent man.

00:52:17.000 Yes, this is absolutely true.

00:52:20.000 So, 156 women. 0.95

00:52:20.000 Let me rapid-fire this so you guys get a full picture here. 0.95

00:52:23.000 2018, Nassar pled guilty to 10 counts of sexual abuse.

00:52:25.000 And we can bring this back up there, Angelo, so people can see it.

00:52:28.000 He began working at Michigan State University in 1997.

00:52:31.000 The FBI failed to report Maroney's testimony for 17 months.

00:52:38.000 At least 40 women and girls And keep in mind, this is gymnastics, so you're talking about girls. 1.00

00:52:43.000 17 months, that's the left's abortion plan. 0.99

00:52:44.000 Yes!

00:52:46.000 That's what they do in Virginia.

00:52:47.000 Get it?

00:52:47.000 They'll just keep you in a waste paper, waste, uh, waste paper.

00:52:50.000 They throw you out.

00:52:51.000 So, 40 women, 40 women and girls were molested after, after the FBI was made aware.

00:52:57.000 Wow.

00:52:58.000 So this is when they say, if you can save one life, and right now they're putting up, we're talking, right on CNN, look, bring this right up again, bring it right up, really quick, volume, just, just ramp it right up there.

00:53:06.000 Far-right rally, they're ready for all this.

00:53:08.000 You had Months! 0.97

00:53:10.000 You had over a year and 40 more women were raped, molested, assaulted. 0.62

00:53:15.000 You did nothing.

00:53:17.000 So now let's go into where the FBI does take credit when the media wants to praise them.

00:53:20.000 Right now.

00:53:21.000 Right now.

00:53:21.000 FBI, CIA, American Intelligence, heroes.

00:53:24.000 40 women who didn't need to be raped even though we already knew about it. 1.00

00:53:27.000 The rules are kind of murky.

00:53:28.000 Okay, this is not a one-off.

00:53:30.000 The Parkland shooter was reported to the FBI five months before the shooting.

00:53:35.000 They failed to report the tip to the Miami Bureau.

00:53:38.000 So this matters here because they don't do their job.

00:53:40.000 Does F stand for fail?

00:53:40.000 the FBI in 2020. The FBI interviewed the Boston bomber in 2011, two years before the bombing.

00:53:45.000 They investigated the Orlando Pulse nightclub shooter for 10 months before determining that

00:53:48.000 he wasn't a threat. Two of the 9-11 hijackers shared a hotel room with FBI informant,

00:53:53.000 or informants, before the attack. So this matters here because they don't do their job.

00:53:59.000 Does F stand for fail? I think it might. This is remarkable that this has been going on.

00:54:04.000 What was the nightclub shooting?

00:54:06.000 Wasn't he military?

00:54:08.000 No, it was the base shooting that they... Oh, you're talking about Fort Hood. 0.90

00:54:11.000 Yeah, no, nightclub was the gay nightclub.

00:54:13.000 Pulse shooting.

00:54:14.000 Oh, I remember.

00:54:15.000 So what they do is they say... Ruined my whole night.

00:54:17.000 That being said, at this same time, if I'm not mistaken, the guy who shot bin Laden is still on a no-fly list.

00:54:22.000 So the point is... That's correct.

00:54:23.000 They make plenty of rules up and they limit your freedoms.

00:54:27.000 Stephen Hayes was on a no-fly list.

00:54:28.000 I had a family member who was on a no-fly list because he had the name of someone else who was on the no-fly list who also shouldn't have been on the no-fly list.

00:54:34.000 The shooters, however, the molesters, get to go on unscathed raping 40 more women and now we're supposed to trust them when they say we need a fence up above the Capitol.

00:54:45.000 Yeah, if your name's John Smith, you're never traveling.

00:54:48.000 It's any basic name.

00:54:50.000 No, but I mean, the FBI didn't exactly have a clean record before this.

00:54:53.000 And again, you've delineated between the leadership of the FBI, good agents doing good fieldwork, and pushing pencils.

00:54:59.000 They tried to get Martin Luther King to kill himself.

00:55:00.000 They did, yes.

00:55:01.000 Well, I mean, allegedly.

00:55:03.000 Allegedly.

00:55:05.000 But then, let's look at their victories.

00:55:07.000 Right, this is something, so remember BuzzFeed reported that Whitmer, right, there was a kidnapping plot.

00:55:12.000 That was a big thing.

00:55:13.000 Well, look, there were 14 militia members charged.

00:55:15.000 There were 12 FBI informants.

00:55:18.000 That means that almost half, almost half of the people involved, until the FBI came in, it was a drinking buddy club.

00:55:29.000 At what point, there's a difference between, like when we went into Antifa, it was just me and one producer, and a dozen Antifa members who handed him, accidentally, an ice pick, a knife, and said, hold on, let me go get my sawed-off shotgun, and I remember calling Ben Shapiro, this wasn't, didn't expect this to happen, in Utah!

00:55:46.000 You taught me that.

00:55:47.000 They gave me an ax pick.

00:55:49.000 Oh my word.

00:55:49.000 And then all of a sudden security just walks forward.

00:55:51.000 And they had no interest, by the way, a lot of the cops.

00:55:54.000 There was one person at the FBI who cared.

00:55:57.000 And I don't know what I'm allowed to talk about.

00:55:59.000 It didn't really go as far as we would have liked.

00:56:01.000 So 12 FBI informants versus 14 militia members charged.

00:56:05.000 Let's look at the case filings.

00:56:06.000 After militia member Adam Fox, he questioned the value of harming Whitmer, right?

00:56:11.000 So this is the non-FBI, like, I don't really want to harm Whitmer.

00:56:14.000 We want to do things like protest, you know, maybe scare her, cut her. 1.00

00:56:18.000 No, no, kidnapper. 0.97

00:56:20.000 Yeah.

00:56:20.000 That's what, come on guys, right?

00:56:21.000 The FBI informant Big Dan told them to shoot a round through the cottage window.

00:56:26.000 Who looked a lot like Dan Conner.

00:56:27.000 Did he?

00:56:27.000 Yeah.

00:56:28.000 I'm guessing.

00:56:28.000 F-ing place up north.

00:56:30.000 Send an F-ing round through the window. 0.99

00:56:31.000 You know?

00:56:32.000 This is, of course, what you hear in a call.

00:56:33.000 Big Dan.

00:56:34.000 FBI was the one.

00:56:35.000 So when you look at the evidence, it's the FBI informants who are the ones suggesting violence.

00:56:41.000 A lot of people are like, I don't know.

00:56:42.000 We just want to drink straws.

00:56:44.000 It's fire-brewed!

00:56:45.000 All beer is fire-brewed.

00:56:46.000 Don't be fooled by the marketing.

00:56:48.000 Big Dan encouraged Fox to coordinate with militia members in other states.

00:56:51.000 Here's all the sources available at loudmouthcutter.com.

00:56:53.000 He said, engage in a synchronized attack on governors in multiple states by all shooting rounds into the homes of the respective governors at the same time.

00:57:00.000 He suggested that the militia could detonate a binary explosive placed against Whitmer's cottage.

00:57:04.000 This is all coming from the FBI!

00:57:07.000 The 12 FBI members versus 14 militia members.

00:57:11.000 Read up on the case.

00:57:12.000 This is what happens.

00:57:13.000 The news says, there were these radical far-right militia members who were trying to shoot Whitmer.

00:57:19.000 Actually, later on, it was the FBI who was saying, shoot Whitmer.

00:57:19.000 And then they don't cover it.

00:57:22.000 The other guys were just like...

00:57:24.000 That seems a little bit extreme.

00:57:26.000 Well, and they're fighting tooth and nail right now so the transcripts of all the phone calls won't get out because you can't legally coax somebody into committing a crime.

00:57:34.000 That's crossing the line.

00:57:34.000 Right?

00:57:34.000 Right.

00:57:35.000 This is also important with the last Capitol, you know, the investigation in January 6th.

00:57:40.000 This is something people need to understand.

00:57:41.000 Republicans, and certainly I want an investigation, we want the investigation to also include the FBI and the Capitol Police.

00:57:46.000 Yeah.

00:57:47.000 Not just people who trespass.

00:57:48.000 Wrong to trespass!

00:57:49.000 You don't hold people for months.

00:57:52.000 Without due process for trespassing.

00:57:54.000 We set an investigation if we investigate all of it.

00:57:57.000 Because guess what?

00:57:58.000 Too many times this has happened.

00:57:59.000 As a matter of fact, the biggest Al-Qaeda plot in history is an example of this.

00:58:03.000 And I'm going to get to it in a second.

00:58:04.000 But this also happened with militia members in Virginia.

00:58:06.000 Big Dan, look, he appears again.

00:58:08.000 He told Special Agent Chambers via text that he intended to reach out to his target. 0.97

00:58:12.000 Mission is to kill the governor specifically.

00:58:15.000 To which Big Dan replied, that's on the first call. 0.98

00:58:18.000 I.e.

00:58:18.000 use drones or other means.

00:58:19.000 And the prosecution argued that the defense changed the meaning of these texts.

00:58:24.000 This is an argument writing, they did not let the exchange speak for themselves.

00:58:27.000 They inserted a period after specifically entirely changing the meaning.

00:58:31.000 The omitted context shows it was in fact a question because it was immediately followed by an answer.

00:58:36.000 Okay, these are the people who say that you shouldn't have the right to defend your home and property because of Militia.

00:58:43.000 Because they ignore an apostrophe.

00:58:45.000 Now grammar matters?

00:58:46.000 Now syntax?

00:58:47.000 No, no, no. 1.00

00:58:48.000 Saying we should detonate it and the response being like, yeah, detonate that shit. 1.00

00:58:51.000 See, it was a question response. 1.00

00:58:52.000 Yeah, but the response is the same as the question! 1.00

00:58:55.000 That seems like just more of an agreement between two pieces of shit at the FBI. 0.99

00:59:01.000 This is like if Whitey Bulger was the agent. 1.00

00:59:03.000 Right!

00:59:04.000 As opposed to the informant.

00:59:07.000 Which, by the way, they did a great job with that if we're naming stuff.

00:59:10.000 Yeah, if we're naming stuff.

00:59:11.000 Well, there's some good, you know, things.

00:59:12.000 We're not saying it's all bad.

00:59:13.000 No, Whitey Bulger was an informant who killed everyone, and then escaped, and then they found him in Malibu and then murdered him in prison.

00:59:21.000 Like I said, it's not all bad.

00:59:22.000 Someone killed him.

00:59:25.000 We have no idea and no evidence at all that anyone ever... Let's just be general.

00:59:31.000 There's no evidence that power corrupts.

00:59:34.000 They also claim that this couldn't be evidence of entrapment.

00:59:36.000 Why?

00:59:36.000 This was the argument from the FBI, right?

00:59:38.000 Because they never charge anyone with violence.

00:59:40.000 You may not know that.

00:59:43.000 The charge was kidnapping.

00:59:45.000 It wasn't to attempt murder.

00:59:46.000 It was kidnapping.

00:59:47.000 Because even when the cameras aren't rolling, the FBI has to admit, really, the only calls to shoot and lay pipe bombs were from our guys.

00:59:55.000 The most we can get them with is kidnapping.

00:59:57.000 Just like, oh, really, at the Capitol riot, the only person you shot was Capitol Police, who actually ducked out from his cover to shoot an unarmed lady with a clear line of view, seeing that she was unarmed.

01:00:06.000 So we really can only hit them with trespassing.

01:00:08.000 But you probably don't believe that, because you haven't heard the follow-up.

01:00:11.000 That's what the problem is.

01:00:13.000 They go, oh look, trying to shoot and blow up the governor.

01:00:16.000 You don't hear the follow-up unless you watch shows like this. 1.00

01:00:19.000 AOC, they screamed they were gonna rape her! 1.00

01:00:21.000 She wasn't even in the building. 0.99

01:00:23.000 Yeah.

01:00:23.000 She might not have even been in the same region.

01:00:26.000 So they claim it was an entrapment because the final plot, I quote, and the crime they are charged with was conspiracy to kidnap the governor.

01:00:33.000 Kidnap, not murder.

01:00:34.000 Let me move on to another one that a lot of people may not know.

01:00:36.000 The Liberty City 7.

01:00:38.000 This was a hoax, and it was an al-Qaeda plot that the FBI claimed to have foiled right in the years after 9-11.

01:00:45.000 So they're claiming victory in a lot of these.

01:00:47.000 The FBI goes on the news, just like Fauci, people who are unelected in positions of authority, and go, look!

01:00:53.000 We stopped an assassination attempt against Governor Whitmer!

01:00:55.000 And no one says, Were you the one attempting to assassinate Governor Lindner?

01:01:01.000 That would be my first question in any of these.

01:01:04.000 So the FBI informants, this was the biggest Al Qaeda victory of the FBI. 0.93

01:01:08.000 Do you guys remember this?

01:01:09.000 Yes.

01:01:10.000 But a lot of people don't know this.

01:01:12.000 And this is one of those things where someone like Alex Jones has talked about it because it's buried in other conspiracies that maybe aren't, that can't be proven or that aren't proven.

01:01:22.000 You can take this to the bank, go look at the resources available, now this is a matter of public record.

01:01:26.000 You heard the initial story and thought, good on us! 0.55

01:01:29.000 And I was dumb enough to think, hey, you know what, we're sticking it to Al-Qaeda.

01:01:32.000 Turns out we weren't as effective as we'd been led to believe, and that's why I think George Bush was a good man at that point, not a big fan.

01:01:40.000 FBI informants, you guys heard of it as the Liberty City Seven.

01:01:44.000 FBI informants, they basically manipulated seven black men, which I'm only saying it because it's relevant to them, into pledging allegiance to Al-Qaeda.

01:01:52.000 They coached them into committing crimes that they never intended to commit until the FBI showed up.

01:01:59.000 Wow.

01:01:59.000 And when you look at the transcripts and you look at the pressure, like we just saw with Whitmer, like, how about bullets to the window?

01:02:04.000 I don't want to do that.

01:02:05.000 How about pipe bomb near the cottage?

01:02:07.000 I don't really want to do that. 0.92

01:02:09.000 How about you fire shots into the air near the cottage?

01:02:14.000 I'm not really a gun guy.

01:02:16.000 I'm more of a drink beer rowboat guy and show up with a protest.

01:02:19.000 Maybe I won't wear a mask, at least not a double mask.

01:02:22.000 Can I just get you for murder?

01:02:26.000 So it was suggested That this was the largest Al-Qaeda plot ever busted by the FBI.

01:02:32.000 This is what you were told.

01:02:35.000 It was a total hoax.

01:02:37.000 I don't want to say total hoax.

01:02:38.000 They had people who were impressionable.

01:02:40.000 Let's say you have someone who's ready to protest.

01:02:44.000 Okay?

01:02:45.000 Let's say, for example, you have someone in January 6th.

01:02:48.000 The vast majority of people, hundreds of thousands, are there to protest because they believe that there have, at some point in American history, been some, you know, let's just say this, they believed the big lie that was pushed by Elizabeth Warren, by Hillary Clinton, by Jimmy Carter, by Amy Klobuchar, right?

01:03:05.000 They believed that big lie that election integrity was a problem.

01:03:08.000 They believed the big lie by the Democrats.

01:03:09.000 2018 big lie.

01:03:09.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

01:03:11.000 Pre.

01:03:11.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 2016.

01:03:13.000 And 18.

01:03:14.000 Basically always until 2020.

01:03:15.000 Big lie from Democrats.

01:03:17.000 So they believe the big lie from all the Democrats.

01:03:19.000 Bernie Sanders too.

01:03:20.000 They believe the big lie from the Democrats and that's why they showed up on January 6th.

01:03:24.000 And then you have a few people who are influenced and they go, oh yeah, no, you're just here to protest.

01:03:28.000 We're just here to protest.

01:03:29.000 Here's a fire extinguisher.

01:03:31.000 Hey, maybe I'll throw out a smoke bomb.

01:03:33.000 The point is you take people who are impressionable and you feed them false information and then they blame Donald Trump for division.

01:03:40.000 So, they were focusing on the Capitol rioters.

01:03:43.000 They have entire pages, by the way, just to give you an idea, dedicated to them on the website.

01:03:49.000 There are charges, YouTube videos of them, requests for information, and we can all rest easy at night, though, knowing that the FBI—these are their victories, by the way, that's what I want you to know, because I'm going to list their failures—they sent 15 agents to investigate the noose in Bubba Wallace's garage. Oh, well that's good. Yeah, the

01:04:05.000 garage door close rope. 15 of them, huh?

01:04:07.000 15 of them. Yeah. They sent in, I know he was a U.S. Marshal, so they sent in Tommy Lee Jones.

01:04:12.000 I want you to check every garage, house, outhouse, hen house, dog house, pen house, everything. It

01:04:17.000 turns out it's just a garage door closer. Well, I only got 15 agents on the way, so maybe you

01:04:21.000 should shoot the governor. 0.98

01:04:22.000 I was wondering why it was so small. 1.00

01:04:24.000 I just thought black people were tinier. 1.00

01:04:25.000 I just thought they were tinier, which didn't make sense considering I watched basketball. 0.99

01:04:29.000 Yeah, I don't know, just a tiny little noose.

01:04:32.000 My college roommate was Al Gore.

01:04:33.000 Fast fact, it's true.

01:04:34.000 I don't care!

01:04:35.000 Tommy Lee Jones was roommate with Al Gore.

01:04:36.000 Yes he was.

01:04:37.000 Now here's something else.

01:04:38.000 So they had 15 agents to Bubba Watkins' noose.

01:04:43.000 No investigation into, and this is something we broadcast live, remember Chas Chopp?

01:04:47.000 A lawless city in America, and the FBI did nothing.

01:04:52.000 But let's also get more specific, because they love to zero in on targets, right?

01:04:56.000 OK, Raz Simone, the guy who was captured on video handing AR-15s to underage people, committing gross violations of the law on camera, and committing threats of violence.

01:05:08.000 As far as we know, certainly the FBI hasn't clicked. 0.90

01:05:11.000 No investigation there, but don't believe your lying eyes.

01:05:16.000 Breaking news in the so-called Capitol Hill organized protest zone.

01:05:20.000 There's been yet another shooting early this morning.

01:05:22.000 Top security shot at those people in the Jeep after they ran into the barricades here.

01:05:27.000 Told there's another group they're meeting with there and then they'll be moving in a few minutes, so be ready.

01:05:32.000 That's so Raz.

01:05:33.000 Raz of jazz.

01:05:34.000 That's a 15-year-old.

01:05:35.000 Wow.

01:05:39.000 What a cool kid.

01:05:40.000 a summer

01:05:52.000 he's handing guns out from the truck his car ring out in this is the video of it

01:05:56.000 once again in the capitol hill protest zone in seattle the two people hit teenagers and one of them is dead

01:06:03.000 tonight there's a five hundred twenty five percent increase in

01:06:06.000 crime with chas just like we had a government grant for wrapping and that's 1.00

01:06:09.000 where you got the money exactly

01:06:13.000 Something else, too.

01:06:13.000 You know what else happened when we broadcast?

01:06:15.000 People may not know this.

01:06:15.000 You can go and watch.

01:06:17.000 We broadcast live.

01:06:18.000 We have a lot of new fans from Chaz.

01:06:21.000 It was Chop then Chaz. 0.68

01:06:22.000 Chaz then Chop. 0.63

01:06:23.000 They got very serious about that.

01:06:25.000 Right.

01:06:25.000 And we rented out Raz Simone's Airbnb, as Black Lives Matter warlords do.

01:06:32.000 And we declared it New Chaz. 0.87

01:06:35.000 And broadcast from their live, which was hysterical, and Chaz was really mad about it because we're not the FBI, we can't arrest them, so we figure we can piss them off a little bit by just putting the fear of God into them with the reality that they may not get their cleaning deposit back.

01:06:51.000 That's all we can do!

01:06:52.000 That's all we do.

01:06:54.000 But we did it! 0.98

01:06:54.000 I'm a goof! 0.98

01:06:55.000 So, the John Brown Gun Club. 0.74

01:06:59.000 there and they chased just so you guys know this is when the night turned

01:07:03.000 Court of Blackout you were there they chased you out with guns there were guys

01:07:07.000 following us in Chaz and they were supposedly heading to the the apartment

01:07:12.000 where Brendan no not supposedly that's what they said that's what they said

01:07:15.000 We don't need to say allegedly.

01:07:17.000 They said they were heading there.

01:07:18.000 They were on the way.

01:07:19.000 Unlike the FBI, we were able to intercept their direct correspondence, not only on Twitter, but I won't give you all of the details and the tools that we have at our disposal.

01:07:28.000 But this is an official group.

01:07:30.000 The John Brown Gun Club who commits acts of violence and plan them, stage them on a regular basis.

01:07:34.000 The FBI, as far as I know, hasn't claimed victory.

01:07:37.000 They're right there!

01:07:38.000 They're right there! 0.97

01:07:39.000 You don't need to send someone in and say, hey, maybe you guys should get guns to shoot the governor. 0.97

01:07:42.000 They're a gun club! 1.00

01:07:44.000 And they plan on shooting people! 0.97

01:07:45.000 So, this is the John Brown Gun Club attempting to violently attack our producers who are doing a goof. 0.97

01:07:53.000 Wow.

01:07:53.000 So, Quarterback Garrett, where are you now?

01:07:56.000 Shh.

01:07:57.000 Bel-Air.

01:07:57.000 Shh.

01:07:59.000 I'm trying to reposition.

01:08:00.000 Oh, wow.

01:08:02.000 Something's going on.

01:08:03.000 Hey, change your... They're on our tail, man.

01:08:05.000 I'm honestly speechless at the moment.

01:08:10.000 Let's let him go for a little bit.

01:08:12.000 Brendan, what is going on in New Chaz?

01:08:17.000 We're leaving New Chaz.

01:08:21.000 Some new developments are in place that are saying that Raz doesn't really want us in his apartment.

01:08:29.000 Well, hold on a second.

01:08:30.000 Can you call Raz for us?

01:08:31.000 Can you get him on the phone?

01:08:34.000 Um, I might be able to call him if you check back with me in a couple minutes.

01:08:39.000 Okay, let's call him from the... We'll check back.

01:08:44.000 That is the face of death.

01:08:47.000 That was me keeping up appearances.

01:08:48.000 I was very scared.

01:08:49.000 We were very worried.

01:08:50.000 We were like, oh no.

01:08:51.000 Yeah.

01:08:51.000 You might notice when you go back and watch that show, there are some very long shots of just me at the desk because my half-Asian Laurie Bill Richmond and Gerald are going like, what's going on?

01:08:59.000 We're trying to figure out what's going on.

01:09:00.000 Is everyone alive?

01:09:01.000 Are they okay?

01:09:01.000 Yeah.

01:09:03.000 Um, we made it.

01:09:04.000 Nothing from the FBI.

01:09:05.000 Keep in mind, too, when they talk about the Capitol riots and right now they're talking about what's going on.

01:09:09.000 It's okay, we don't need to bring it up.

01:09:10.000 People see.

01:09:11.000 Talking about another riot that may happen.

01:09:13.000 Insurrection, right?

01:09:14.000 Talking about a few people who trespassed.

01:09:17.000 Okay, what about, again, we're all saying the same thing and different reactions, what about the fact that Americans, hundreds of millions of Americans watch their cities burn, at least two billion dollars in property damages, because they haven't updated the number, I'm willing to bet it's probably four billion, at least a thousand officer casualties, dozens of people dead, this happened during the Summer of Love across the country, how many investigations?

01:09:39.000 How many charges?

01:09:40.000 Comparatively, I know there have been some, but did they infiltrate all of these groups?

01:09:44.000 Yeah.

01:09:45.000 They didn't really need to, because you don't need to go into the Black Lives Matter riots or Antifa and be like, let's shoot people.

01:09:49.000 Like, oh, two steps ahead of you.

01:09:51.000 We've already done that.

01:09:52.000 You weren't with us a block ago, were you, right?

01:09:54.000 No, but you're talking about people that have been arrested for them, and they tried to debunk this.

01:09:57.000 Yeah, it's because they burned down buildings.

01:10:00.000 They went and arrested people for committing those crimes.

01:10:02.000 What they didn't do is arrest tons of other people who were responsible for damage and organizing protests.

01:10:08.000 And murder.

01:10:09.000 Well, and people being pulled out of their cars, people, you know, trying to beat them up.

01:10:12.000 Like, you didn't go get everybody.

01:10:13.000 They did beat them up.

01:10:14.000 They did!

01:10:15.000 No, I know.

01:10:15.000 Pulled them out of cars and tried to beat them up.

01:10:17.000 Well, in some cases they tried.

01:10:18.000 Some people actually got away and actually got in their car and drove off.

01:10:21.000 In some cases some people use their Second Amendment right to defend themselves and they were the ones who got charged.

01:10:24.000 Yeah.

01:10:25.000 Yeah.

01:10:25.000 Absolutely.

01:10:25.000 You didn't exactly have to infiltrate that network.

01:10:28.000 No.

01:10:28.000 It was there.

01:10:28.000 You just had to go downtown.

01:10:31.000 Just go downtown and look for the pallet of bricks.

01:10:33.000 Follow the pallet brick road.

01:10:34.000 This is all you need to do.

01:10:35.000 And this is, look, I want to This is something I think that a lot of you know this to be true, but sometimes people don't necessarily know how to articulate it, and you don't want to come across like, you're denigrating all of our service members.

01:10:46.000 Okay, first thing, there's a huge delineation between unelected officials who have been given these huge, or certainly influential positions of power.

01:10:55.000 Power over huge swaths of your life, over private citizens' life, right?

01:11:00.000 These people at desks, these are pencil pushers.

01:11:02.000 There's a big difference between them and agents in the field, let's be really clear.

01:11:05.000 Now, the reason though, The FBI does this.

01:11:08.000 Think about this for a second, right?

01:11:09.000 They state the biggest Al-Qaeda plot that was foiled.

01:11:13.000 Well, that was a hoax.

01:11:14.000 When you look at Governor Whitmer, how long did that run on the news?

01:11:19.000 We did a rally to protest the nursing home deaths just to freedom from information requests.

01:11:24.000 Thousands of people had a professional head counter.

01:11:26.000 The only story was a couple hundred people show up in a protest.

01:11:28.000 Why?

01:11:29.000 Because it was entirely peaceful.

01:11:31.000 But they spent—it was like a morphine drip on a loop in the news.

01:11:35.000 So it's a lot easier for you, when you're the FBI, to stage events and say, look how successful we are.

01:11:42.000 It's a lot easier to go to your superiors, right, and say, look what we created and we stopped because you're bringing them—look, it's like a dog bringing them a bird.

01:11:50.000 look what we did as opposed to all of the other missed opportunities where someone would

01:11:55.000 have to go to their superior and take accountability for failure.

01:11:59.000 So the FBI wants to say, look, we stopped an assassination.

01:12:03.000 No, no, no, you, half of the group was you and you were the only ones talking about assassination.

01:12:09.000 Look, we stopped Al-Qaeda.

01:12:10.000 No, no, no, no, you were effectively acting like Al-Qaeda.

01:12:15.000 It's a lot easier to do that for the FBI than to go and say, look, okay.

01:12:19.000 BOOM! 0.99

01:12:20.000 Guy raped, sexually assaulted 158 women, gymnasts. 1.00

01:12:25.000 Did come to us. 1.00

01:12:27.000 We thought they were drama queens. 1.00

01:12:29.000 And didn't do anything for 17 months.

01:12:32.000 How many women were raped? 1.00

01:12:32.000 40. 1.00

01:12:33.000 Over 40 at least, to the best of our knowledge.

01:12:35.000 Oh, well.

01:12:37.000 Our bad.

01:12:37.000 But that's not 50.

01:12:39.000 Yeah!

01:12:40.000 Right?

01:12:40.000 40 is the new 50.

01:12:41.000 So terrible.

01:12:42.000 What?

01:12:43.000 Isn't that what we say here in the FBI?

01:12:44.000 Well, we do say that, John Smith.

01:12:46.000 By the way, you can't lie.

01:12:46.000 We say Hindsight's 2020.

01:12:48.000 Yes!

01:12:49.000 Also, Hindsight is the FBI's purview.

01:12:52.000 Oh my gosh.

01:12:53.000 So, and then you also have, is it easier for them to say, look, we stopped Al-Qaeda than

01:12:57.000 it is for someone in the FBI to go to a superior and say, okay, $2 billion in damages and over

01:13:03.000 a thousand officer casualties across the country, dozens of deaths.

01:13:07.000 That really got away from us.

01:13:09.000 This is just, it's not that difficult, and I think that people need to understand as conservatives, when you look at these problems, understand human nature.

01:13:16.000 People are selfish.

01:13:18.000 And when you have these giant bureaucratic wings of government, they're designed around a socialist utopia, that everyone is inherently good, right?

01:13:26.000 It doesn't take into account that people who are individuals Want to go to their boss and say, I did a good job.

01:13:33.000 And it's a lot easier to say that if you've staged something than it is to actually do your job and monitor what is happening across the country because that's random.

01:13:43.000 That's difficult.

01:13:44.000 I know this because we've intercepted these communications.

01:13:48.000 Accidentally!

01:13:50.000 And there were people at the FBI saying, how'd you do that?

01:13:52.000 How did you end up with a knife in your hand from Antifa?

01:13:54.000 How'd you end up finding the sawed-off shotguns in their trunk that they were planning for Ben Shapiro?

01:13:59.000 I'm like, I don't know!

01:14:00.000 Shouldn't you guys be telling me?

01:14:02.000 It's human nature for individuals to want to take credit for wins and to try and avoid taking responsibility for losses.

01:14:11.000 That's why the stories you hear about are generally I don't want to say fake, but they're pre-orchestrated and it's quintessential right distraction.

01:14:22.000 Yeah.

01:14:23.000 Well, and we need transparency for these organizations to be able to trust the work that they're doing.

01:14:27.000 And right now the FBI is fighting it.

01:14:28.000 In this case, you're talking about with Whitmore, Fox basically said his legal defense was, I've been coaxed into doing this.

01:14:33.000 And they said, look, we don't like your defense.

01:14:35.000 We don't think it's plausible.

01:14:36.000 And so therefore we're not going to give you all of the information.

01:14:38.000 He said, look, I understand that it's important to maintain secrecy for the people who infiltrated this group so that they can do their job later.

01:14:45.000 Fine.

01:14:45.000 I just want access to the communications.

01:14:47.000 What did they talk about behind their backs?

01:14:49.000 Like, what did they say that they wanted him to do?

01:14:51.000 And they're like, no, we're not going to give you When it's 12 to 14 FBI to actual group.

01:14:57.000 I thought this was like... How is that an infiltration?

01:15:00.000 How's this not dangerous?

01:15:03.000 It's just like the FBI taping guitar lesson posters to posts for militiamen.

01:15:09.000 Pull off a number.

01:15:10.000 Yeah, I'll go to that. 0.99

01:15:11.000 You want to shoot the governor? 0.85

01:15:14.000 I wanted to learn how to play some Clapton. 0.97

01:15:18.000 Come on.

01:15:19.000 So bad.

01:15:20.000 What else you wanna do?

01:15:21.000 You wanna do anything else?

01:15:23.000 Are you sure? 0.99

01:15:24.000 How about you want to do a little bit of raping and pillaging maybe? 1.00

01:15:28.000 That's not really my thing. 1.00

01:15:30.000 I just like drinking beer and hating the governor.

01:15:33.000 We got pipe bombs right over here.

01:15:35.000 Pipe bombs?

01:15:35.000 I ain't touched that since college.

01:15:38.000 For me, after one pipe bomb, I am done!

01:15:42.000 Let's grab that guitar.

01:15:43.000 I'll teach you B minor.

01:15:45.000 Let's not talk about that guy who was in A minor.

01:15:47.000 Yes!

01:15:50.000 So you guys, look, hopefully that helps set this straight for you, and this gives you at least, what I want to do is give you a compass going forward.

01:15:56.000 Because as you go forward, again, again, I really, really, I want to, smash that like button, that obviously matters, but I want as many, this is a sample size, we're pretty fortunate here on this show to be able to have a big sample size with you guys in the comments section.

01:16:09.000 Thank you.

01:16:10.000 Yeah.

01:16:10.000 How many of you know about, are planning on attending this, what they're saying, I don't know anyone.

01:16:17.000 And by the way, I knew everyone at a tea party.

01:16:20.000 I knew somebody.

01:16:21.000 I knew at least one person at any tea party event.

01:16:25.000 I knew people when you were talking about rallies for Donald Trump.

01:16:28.000 I didn't know anyone who went to the January 6th event.

01:16:32.000 I knew of one person who went, but there were so many people, he was just there supporting the president.

01:16:35.000 He didn't do anything.

01:16:36.000 No, of course, there were a lot of people who were upset about it.

01:16:38.000 I don't know anyone here, though.

01:16:40.000 I don't know anyone going, sample study, let's see.

01:16:42.000 Maybe I'm wrong.

01:16:43.000 I could be out of touch.

01:16:43.000 Well, they did call him all sorts of names for having the wall built around the White House as well.

01:16:49.000 Right.

01:16:50.000 When Trump was in office. 1.00

01:16:50.000 Yeah, they're saying he was a coward. 1.00

01:16:51.000 Yeah. 0.82

01:16:52.000 But it was hiding.

01:16:53.000 Yeah.

01:16:53.000 And they were also shooting and trying to kick down the gate.

01:16:57.000 Correct.

01:16:57.000 Yeah.

01:16:57.000 So I don't know.

01:16:58.000 It's like a government building.

01:16:59.000 That almost almost proves the reason for a gate.

01:17:02.000 Oh, I mean, yeah.

01:17:03.000 Wait a minute.

01:17:03.000 Oh, that's why it's there.

01:17:04.000 Walls work, you say? 1.00

01:17:06.000 Shut up. 1.00

01:17:07.000 Shut up, said the Vatican. 1.00

01:17:11.000 Look at my gold shoes! 1.00

01:17:12.000 I've got a gold sidewalk!

01:17:15.000 We don't want anybody to paint it.

01:17:17.000 No, no, no.

01:17:18.000 You don't understand.

01:17:19.000 We're against walls unless they're painted of solid gold.

01:17:22.000 It's just a quality thing.

01:17:24.000 Aesthetics.

01:17:24.000 We have lots of money.

01:17:26.000 Lots of it.

01:17:28.000 Okay, so before we go, this is something that I do want to talk about.

01:17:34.000 Steven Spielberg.

01:17:35.000 Now look, Spielberg, I am a huge West Side Story fan.

01:17:42.000 I know when people get... I'm a Spielberg fan.

01:17:45.000 Yeah, he hasn't really had a great film since Catch Me If You Can, but... Munich?

01:17:49.000 Was that after Catch Me If You Can?

01:17:51.000 Yes.

01:17:52.000 And since Munich?

01:17:53.000 Fair.

01:17:53.000 I don't think Bridge of Spies was very good.

01:17:55.000 Tintin, take it or leave it.

01:17:57.000 Just kidding!

01:17:58.000 Leave it! 1.00

01:17:58.000 I like Tintin. 1.00

01:17:59.000 I like his hair.

01:18:00.000 It is comical.

01:18:04.000 Speaking of hair.

01:18:05.000 Wait, did he do Ready Player One?

01:18:06.000 Speaking of hair, what's going on on CNN?

01:18:09.000 Oh, yeah, no, let's criticize Mitch McConnell.

01:18:12.000 Can we bring on Cruella? 0.89

01:18:17.000 Be sure to bring your puppy coat.

01:18:19.000 That'll really stick it to Mitch.

01:18:20.000 Which, by the way, I watched last night Cruella.

01:18:22.000 Has anyone seen it?

01:18:25.000 I fell asleep.

01:18:27.000 Is it just me?

01:18:28.000 Most unnecessary prequel ever?

01:18:31.000 Like, we need to humanize the woman who tried to kill puppies to make a coat? 1.00

01:18:35.000 I can't sympathize.

01:18:36.000 I cannot sympathize fully.

01:18:37.000 Yeah, it was very hard to sympathize with Emma Stone in that movie. 0.98

01:18:41.000 Short of that movie just being Cruella decapitated in a ditch where someone traveled back in a DeLorean to save the puppies for the coat, I'm not interested.

01:18:49.000 And I fell asleep because it was so boring that I didn't see the redemption arc. 0.99

01:18:53.000 So it was just a spoiled bitch who wanted to kill puppies. 1.00

01:18:55.000 Well, you know the scene where the lady falls off the cliff? 1.00

01:18:59.000 Yeah.

01:19:00.000 It's not in there for no reason.

01:19:01.000 Right.

01:19:02.000 So it's like, whenever a movie starts like that, I'm like, well, there's the ending.

01:19:06.000 Yeah.

01:19:06.000 And that's what happened.

01:19:07.000 It was very well stylized, I will say.

01:19:09.000 It was.

01:19:10.000 She's a good actress, too.

01:19:11.000 She is a good actress.

01:19:12.000 But yeah, it was strange because my son and niece wanted to watch it.

01:19:17.000 It's PG-13.

01:19:17.000 I'm like, all right.

01:19:19.000 And I'm like, this is A bit much.

01:19:21.000 Yeah, this is a bit much, you know.

01:19:23.000 Also, I don't really know that your son is into a film about haute couture, which if he is, you have some other problems.

01:19:29.000 No, he was bored to tears.

01:19:30.000 Okay, good.

01:19:31.000 Yeah, my son comes in, I made creme brulee! 1.00

01:19:33.000 What you should just do next time, just to be sure, is have Cruella and a pair of tits right next to you. 1.00

01:19:40.000 Whoa, whoa! 1.00

01:19:42.000 And he's like, uh, dinner.

01:19:46.000 Stouffer's, for when Cruella's on.

01:19:49.000 Not a fan.

01:19:50.000 No, not a fan, and that's what worries me about West Side Story, because West Side Story, I will say, is one of, and I know people, best musical I think ever made.

01:19:56.000 Bernstein, the composition is very complicated.

01:19:59.000 Try singing tonight, when you look at the way they do this with half notes, it's very, very difficult, very well orchestrated.

01:20:04.000 Now, that being said, I hope they solve the problem that from the original West Side Story, a little bit of a believability problem.

01:20:10.000 Tony was obviously more interested in banging riff than he was Maria.

01:20:15.000 Yes.

01:20:15.000 I think we all know.

01:20:16.000 Oh, yeah.

01:20:17.000 A little bit.

01:20:17.000 If you didn't watch the original West Side Story, just in case the actual people out there who don't give credit where credit's due to the gay community, watch the little gay dancers do muscle-ups like it's nothing on pipes.

01:20:28.000 Wow.

01:20:29.000 Talented.

01:20:29.000 It's like, swing up, they're like, ah, officer Krupke!

01:20:31.000 Like, I would be winded for a month Well, that reminds me of that Norm Macdonald SNL bit where it's, uh, the two gangs just start dancing at each other and he's like, what the hell is this?

01:20:43.000 Like, I thought we were gonna fight!

01:20:45.000 It's like, why?

01:20:46.000 He's like, I don't know, it's just, we felt it.

01:20:48.000 He's like, what do you mean you felt it?

01:20:49.000 You all were doing the exact same moves!

01:20:52.000 What I find so funny too about West Side Story is when they're describing the weapons, like at the gang fight, they go, yeah!

01:20:58.000 Knives! 0.97

01:20:59.000 Knives! 0.97

01:21:00.000 Change!

01:21:00.000 Zip guns!

01:21:01.000 Wait, a rubber band gun?

01:21:04.000 You just said knives and chains, and I know some with surgical tubing.

01:21:07.000 It doesn't kill you! 0.89

01:21:07.000 That stings! 0.89

01:21:09.000 Dennis the Menace walks away all sad.

01:21:11.000 Oh, I had a slingshot for you.

01:21:15.000 Wilson's like, should have been, when you're a jet, you're a jet all the way! 0.99

01:21:17.000 Shut up, Wilson. 0.99

01:21:19.000 You missed the boat. 0.95

01:21:21.000 So, uh, anyway, this is, uh, I haven't watched this in its entirety, but, uh, West Side Story they're remaking, and I'm just hoping that it is not an unnecessary remake, and they don't do the auto-tune thing like they've done with all the other, I know, Disney movies, Beauty and the Beast.

01:21:34.000 I didn't know you were such a musical buff.

01:21:36.000 Like, this is crazy.

01:21:37.000 I'm not a musical buff.

01:21:38.000 I love West Side Story.

01:21:39.000 Right, yeah, so, like, you're talking about half notes and all this other stuff.

01:21:42.000 You didn't like the remake of Gatsby?

01:21:44.000 Where it had a... Not so great?

01:21:47.000 Yeah, where he was in a speakeasy listening to Rihanna.

01:21:49.000 No, I didn't, uh... Yeah, yeah.

01:21:51.000 You didn't like that?

01:21:52.000 It wasn't quite realistic when everybody was dancing in, like, 1920s Model Ts on a bridge.

01:21:52.000 No.

01:21:57.000 Right, right, right. 0.99

01:21:59.000 Right to the soundtrack of Lorde and Joel Edgerton, just like, I HIT A BITCH WITH MY CAR! 0.99

01:22:03.000 It's the worst movie. 0.93

01:22:04.000 The whole movie, I'm just sitting there with my friend like, why?

01:22:07.000 Why this?

01:22:10.000 Why this?

01:22:11.000 I hope it's not that.

01:22:12.000 Well, I hope it's not that either.

01:22:14.000 That's a good point.

01:22:15.000 But you don't like West Side Story, the original, so much.

01:22:17.000 I don't hate it.

01:22:18.000 I like the idea of it.

01:22:19.000 I mean, if I'm going to go to a play, probably going to see Book of Mormon.

01:22:22.000 For the fifth, fourth time?

01:22:23.000 That one's pretty damn good.

01:22:24.000 The good thing about West Side Story, though, is I think it actually, and I hope they don't try and politicize this again to divide us, it was, hey, look, you have Puerto Ricans, which is kind of funny because it's like they're half American, and it's like you have Puerto Ricans and you have, really, what probably would be Italians, Irish, basically just not Puerto Rican, and it's really tough to tell by the actors because they really just took Irish-Americans and slapped a coat of paint on them in a lot of these.

01:22:46.000 So tanner. 0.98

01:22:47.000 But the point is it was love, even when it's a clearly gay man. 0.70

01:22:52.000 And a woman who was thrown off a boat later on by Christopher Walken or Wagner that love conquers all.

01:23:00.000 And that's a little generational.

01:23:03.000 Look up Natalie Wood, Christopher Walken, Wagner, and that's why Christopher Walken is weird.

01:23:09.000 Don't know what happened.

01:23:10.000 I thought we had a Zodiac.

01:23:12.000 Although Robert Wagner is the only straight man that can pull off a turtleneck.

01:23:16.000 That's true.

01:23:17.000 It's a fact.

01:23:17.000 What's going on there, Angela?

01:23:18.000 You look like you're waving something.

01:23:20.000 She was messing with her jacket.

01:23:21.000 Oh, okay.

01:23:21.000 I thought it was cold.

01:23:23.000 Women. 0.81

01:23:24.000 Always cold. 0.99

01:23:25.000 I've got tiny bones.

01:23:29.000 Well, that's the osteoporosis.

01:23:32.000 She's just Sally Field in a wig. 1.00

01:23:34.000 Yeah.

01:23:36.000 Okay, so let's watch this.

01:23:37.000 We'll watch the reaction to the West Side Story trailer.

01:23:39.000 I'm a fan, and let's see what this looks like.

01:23:41.000 All right.

01:23:41.000 All right. Let's go. Is this animated? All right.

01:23:54.000 I was gonna say it looks like they changed the face.

01:23:56.000 Like they matched Natalie Wood and then put Shepard Smith's face.

01:24:03.000 Yeah.

01:24:05.000 This is my first time in New York City.

01:24:08.000 I want to be happy here.

01:24:09.000 I want to make a life at home.

01:24:11.000 Are you ready?

01:24:19.000 Tonight is about family. 0.98

01:24:22.000 Oh, it's the gay guy from Pitch Perfect! 1.00

01:24:25.000 But I repeat myself.

01:24:26.000 It's a fair casting.

01:24:27.000 Yes, you do.

01:24:29.000 What a redundant.

01:24:29.000 You know what would be an announcement?

01:24:31.000 It's the straight guy from Pitch Perfect!

01:24:34.000 I like that actor.

01:24:34.000 He's a good actor, yeah.

01:24:40.000 Baby Driver?

01:24:41.000 It's the heterosexual song and dance man.

01:24:44.000 I like that actor too.

01:24:44.000 He was in that new show, Summer Game.

01:24:49.000 I haven't seen it.

01:24:50.000 Keep away from him as long as you're in my house.

01:24:54.000 I'm a grown up now, Bernardo.

01:24:56.000 I'm gonna think for myself.

01:25:00.000 Tony, we need you if we're going to work.

01:25:04.000 That's a little over the top there.

01:25:06.000 We need you if you're going to work!

01:25:09.000 If you eat anything in New York when you eat a plate of pasta, you have to be in a wife beater. 1.00

01:25:17.000 And plumbing at the same time.

01:25:21.000 We also have expensive jewelry.

01:25:23.000 Please just tell me James Corden doesn't show up as a fat cat.

01:25:28.000 Well, unless it's the ending.

01:25:30.000 Ha ha ha ha!

01:25:32.000 Life matters.

01:25:36.000 Even more than love.

01:25:38.000 See, I'm not a film snob.

01:25:44.000 This looks good.

01:25:46.000 It does look good.

01:25:49.000 Natalie Wood.

01:25:55.000 Doesn't float.

01:25:58.000 Listen, that wasn't in the instruction manual.

01:26:01.000 It wasn't.

01:26:02.000 You got hit with the sail.

01:26:03.000 When is that coming to theaters?

01:26:05.000 Do we know?

01:26:05.000 December.

01:26:05.000 It's coming in December.

01:26:07.000 Okay, so what are your thoughts?

01:26:10.000 Uh, I think, you know, as far as musicals go, I would go and check that one out.

01:26:13.000 I have to say, as far as musicals go, because, you know, I don't want to seem like, uh... Yeah, you know.

01:26:18.000 Hey, look!

01:26:19.000 What's going on?

01:26:20.000 Wait, whoa. 0.98

01:26:21.000 How do you fire this gun, white man? 0.97

01:26:24.000 I don't know. 0.98

01:26:24.000 By pulling this little trigger? 0.98

01:26:26.000 Oh my gosh.

01:26:27.000 I think so.

01:26:28.000 I think it's the trigger.

01:26:29.000 How many bullets are left in this gun?

01:26:31.000 I don't know.

01:26:32.000 It's your gun, Choy Sauce.

01:26:33.000 Is there enough? 1.00

01:26:34.000 Is there enough bullets to shoot you? 1.00

01:26:36.000 I don't know. 0.98

01:26:36.000 Why is he so upset? 0.98

01:26:37.000 Or you, Cracker?

01:26:40.000 Are you?

01:26:41.000 Are you Honky?

01:26:42.000 Are you Honkstress?

01:26:43.000 Honkstress is a thing. 1.00

01:26:45.000 Slurs. 1.00

01:26:46.000 Honkstress is real. 1.00

01:26:47.000 You, Pecker Woods, killed my brother! 1.00

01:26:49.000 Because all you have is hate in your hearts! 0.99

01:26:53.000 I didn't know Austin has a brother.

01:27:01.000 Yeah.

01:27:02.000 Oh, had a brother.

01:27:03.000 Oh, well that explains why he's upset.

01:27:05.000 Yeah.

01:27:05.000 We're gonna go talk about our crushes here on Mog Club because we can't talk about that.

01:27:09.000 That's sexist on YouTube.

01:27:10.000 And hopefully console Austin.

01:27:11.000 I had no idea he was this mad.

01:27:13.000 So sad, yeah.

01:27:14.000 Well, we know he didn't have a sister.

01:27:15.000 I'd hate it.

01:27:17.000 YouTube, thank you.

01:27:18.000 We'll see you all next week.

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