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00:00:25.920 Top Lobson Productions

00:00:30.340 We are being hypnotized by people like this.

00:00:39.040 News readers, politicians, teachers, lecturers. 0.99

00:00:44.000 We are in a country and in a world that is being run by unbelievably sick people.

00:00:51.660 And the chasm between what we're told is going on and what is really going on is absolutely normal.

00:00:58.740 Oh yeah, dude. There's some Nephilim shit. 1.00

00:01:01.080 It's like we all know what's going down 1.00

00:01:03.240 But no one's saying shit what happened to the home of the brave 0.95

00:01:06.240 They're controlling us now 0.99

00:01:08.440 And no one's talking about how they made a spot of these slaves

00:01:11.440 And everybody's just walking around

00:01:13.640 Heading to clouds and won't awaken to a dead in the grave

00:01:16.640 But then it's too late

00:01:17.800 We need to be ready to raise up

00:01:19.620 Welcome to the end of day

00:01:21.380 Everybody is slaves

00:01:22.620 Only some are aware

00:01:23.960 That the government releasing poison in their hands

00:01:26.620 Welcome back ladies and gentlemen to another episode of NDS Chronicles

00:01:32.080 Another one

00:01:33.380 We're back

00:01:34.360 The one where we read your stuff

00:01:36.400 You submit stuff and we read it

00:01:37.740 Hopefully it's of a paranormal nature

00:01:39.200 If not, I guess we'll send it

00:01:40.720 We'll still read it

00:01:41.560 Before we get into today's show

00:01:43.260 I would like to remind all of our live guests

00:01:44.840 That this is a 30 minute preview only

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00:02:15.180 And hopefully if you can do it

00:02:16.400 You like it enough that you stick around

00:02:17.760 We know they can't do it

00:02:19.340 They can't do it

00:02:19.960 It's too much content

00:02:21.080 Even if they were to theoretically listen to

00:02:24.540 And watch everything we said

00:02:25.840 Would they really have absorbed it

00:02:27.220 Is the question

00:02:27.820 No, no

00:02:28.620 Actually when I listen to podcasts

00:02:30.080 I absorb maybe 15% of what actually happens on the podcast

00:02:34.740 So if they're anything like me

00:02:35.740 The answer is no

00:02:36.420 And by the time they're done

00:02:37.520 We'll have made like exponentially more content

00:02:40.300 Alright, we're having audio issues

00:02:41.960 As usual

00:02:42.740 We'll figure this out

00:02:44.920 David is like a very loud

00:02:47.160 Shutting David down

00:02:49.080 Should I like

00:02:49.940 Should I whisper

00:02:50.780 Can you talk

00:02:51.660 Can you talk like a normal person

00:02:52.780 I can talk like a normal person

00:02:54.280 Is this better

00:02:54.980 Mad echo

00:02:56.240 Sounds good

00:02:56.800 I wonder if we're coming through the

00:02:58.340 Maybe we're coming through something else

00:03:00.540 No, go ahead

00:03:01.720 Keep talking

00:03:02.120 Okay, sorry guys

00:03:03.120 We're in the middle of trying to

00:03:05.720 We don't really do a lot of IRL content

00:03:07.660 And this is why

00:03:09.240 No

00:03:09.880 But there's just different settings

00:03:11.480 You know

00:03:11.880 When you have two people in the same room

00:03:13.260 You know what's crazy

00:03:14.240 Is through these headphones

00:03:16.040 I can hear

00:03:16.700 I don't know if you guys can

00:03:17.620 I can hear everything that's going on

00:03:19.460 In Top's house

00:03:21.140 It's very jarring

00:03:21.960 Sounds like a computer mic

00:03:23.520 You might be coming through the computer mic

00:03:24.840 Oh, that actually is true

00:03:27.420 I wonder if we are coming through the computer mic

00:03:29.580 Let's see

00:03:30.080 Let me second

00:03:30.700 We are

00:03:31.320 Alright, here we are

00:03:33.860 How about now, fellas?

00:03:35.580 Is that better?

00:03:36.560 You can hear the kids too

00:03:37.980 Now you shouldn't be able to hear the kids

00:03:39.460 Yeah

00:03:39.900 I think we figured it out, guys

00:03:41.280 Hopefully you didn't miss the intro

00:03:42.920 But it's the same intro

00:03:43.780 Let's do it again

00:03:44.620 Alright, guys

00:03:45.380 Welcome to Nephilim Dust Squad 0.76

00:03:47.200 Or NDS Chronicles

00:03:48.140 The show where we read your stuff

00:03:50.620 I'm not going to do it again

00:03:51.460 Do it again 1.00

00:03:51.940 Tell them about the fucking Patreon 1.00

00:03:53.020 I want to tell them about Big Meat Soda 0.99

00:03:54.540 We've got Patreon

00:03:55.300 Oh, that's right

00:03:55.980 Patreon.com backslash Nephilim Dust Squad

00:03:57.740 Seven days free trial

00:03:58.980 You can sign up

00:03:59.900 And become a member there

00:04:01.280 Or whatever

00:04:01.740 See, we're very good now

00:04:02.680 Everybody likes it 0.92

00:04:03.440 Still sounds retarded 1.00

00:04:04.400 Somebody said still sounds retarded 0.98

00:04:05.760 I don't like 0.94

00:04:06.560 I hear David

00:04:07.420 Like I hear him loud in my ears

00:04:08.840 It's worse than usual

00:04:10.060 But it's fine

00:04:10.800 It's just because

00:04:11.360 I try to figure it out

00:04:12.880 Is it because 0.99

00:04:13.660 The audio's fucked 0.99

00:04:14.940 Or is it because 0.99

00:04:15.640 It's just David 0.97

00:04:16.520 But it still sounds gay 0.91

00:04:17.700 So that means we're right on target 0.97

00:04:20.180 Speaking of gay 0.98

00:04:21.620 We're going to get into somebody 0.89

00:04:23.820 Oh, thank you

00:04:24.880 Straight Raven 0.93

00:04:25.320 That submitted something in January

00:04:27.100 January 23rd of this month

00:04:28.780 Was it January?

00:04:29.120 Good God

00:04:29.500 I got to like pull one of these headphones off

00:04:31.000 These are crazy headphones

00:04:32.280 They're cutting in and out

00:04:33.540 And it's driving me nuts

00:04:35.240 But that's okay

00:04:35.720 We're going to read

00:04:36.320 This is

00:04:36.820 Yeah

00:04:37.000 Was it as far back as January?

00:04:39.140 Man, we really don't get around to this very often

00:04:40.980 Yeah, January 23rd

00:04:43.020 And you think that it would have tripped our censors

00:04:46.040 Considering this dude's name is Big Meat

00:04:48.640 Doesn't matter

00:04:49.360 Doesn't matter

00:04:50.080 It literally doesn't matter

00:04:51.300 I saw it

00:04:51.800 I was like copy paste

00:04:52.680 Put it in the file

00:04:53.500 We're going to read it eventually

00:04:54.560 Eventually

00:04:55.100 This guy's name

00:04:56.000 Has the nerve to call himself Big Meat

00:04:58.680 Well, to be fair

00:04:59.560 Yeah

00:05:00.080 Yeah, underscore soda 0.93

00:05:01.720 I don't know what the fuck that means 0.94

00:05:02.960 I kind of like him 0.91

00:05:03.960 Should I start it off?

00:05:05.240 Yes, please start it off

00:05:05.900 Okay, we're going to start it off, guys

00:05:06.920 It says

00:05:07.840 What's up, fellas?

00:05:08.720 What's up, Big Meat?

00:05:09.360 Big Meat underscore soda here

00:05:11.920 I've got a scary come to Jesus moment

00:05:15.560 I hope you guys find this intriguing

00:05:16.940 I mean, I'm already

00:05:17.900 We're off to a good start

00:05:19.200 Big Meat soda

00:05:19.900 I mean, personally, for me

00:05:21.320 That really does it

00:05:22.920 It says

00:05:23.320 In my teens

00:05:25.000 I was interested in the paranormal

00:05:27.200 Oh, I was

00:05:28.460 Yeah

00:05:28.660 I was interested in the paranormal

00:05:30.100 Consuming shows like Ghost Hunters

00:05:32.220 And YouTube

00:05:32.960 Ghost Adventurers

00:05:34.840 That would mess around

00:05:35.840 Communicating with the paranormal

00:05:37.140 My brother and I

00:05:38.940 Would try to convince

00:05:40.240 Each other

00:05:41.680 If it was faked

00:05:42.940 Or it was legit

00:05:44.020 Okay, alright

00:05:44.880 So he's talking about

00:05:45.960 Kind of the heyday

00:05:47.680 Of like

00:05:48.440 Fox Family

00:05:49.460 Before it became

00:05:50.180 ABC Family

00:05:51.060 When everything was like

00:05:52.220 Ghost Adventurers

00:05:53.080 Right, right, right

00:05:54.120 Did you watch that stuff

00:05:54.820 Growing up?

00:05:55.680 Uh, no

00:05:56.400 Not really

00:05:57.280 I watched

00:05:58.060 I watched like 0.99

00:05:59.100 Fucking Home Improvement 0.99

00:06:00.100 And uh 0.99

00:06:00.680 What was that other one?

00:06:01.740 With the wife 0.55

00:06:02.780 Al Bundy?

00:06:04.800 Oh

00:06:05.080 Love and Marriage

00:06:06.060 Love and Marriage

00:06:06.700 Dude, you're talking about shows

00:06:08.920 That existed in like

00:06:10.280 The late 90s

00:06:11.360 And early 90s

00:06:12.220 I'm talking about like

00:06:13.300 2005

00:06:14.180 I don't know what I was doing

00:06:16.480 In 2005

00:06:17.100 You don't remember all those?

00:06:18.400 Yeah, no

00:06:18.760 What was he doing here?

00:06:19.540 I'm not paying attention

00:06:20.280 What did he say?

00:06:20.740 Yeah, focus

00:06:20.920 He says

00:06:21.220 In my teens

00:06:21.700 I was interested in the paranormal

00:06:22.860 Consuming shows like

00:06:23.820 Ghost Adventurers

00:06:24.540 And YouTube

00:06:25.360 Uh, YouTubers 1.00

00:06:26.560 That would mess around

00:06:27.420 And communicate with

00:06:28.180 The paranormal

00:06:28.840 My brother and I

00:06:29.660 Would try to convince each other

00:06:30.720 If it was fake

00:06:31.480 Or it was legit

00:06:32.500 Uh, the only way

00:06:33.680 I would find out for sure

00:06:34.780 If all this paranormal stuff

00:06:36.040 Was just for entertainment purposes

00:06:37.440 Or reality

00:06:38.100 Is to try it myself

00:06:39.600 Of course

00:06:40.180 Of course

00:06:41.120 That's the only way

00:06:41.680 You're gonna find out

00:06:42.400 Right?

00:06:43.280 Verifiable

00:06:43.640 You gotta go out

00:06:44.280 Into the world

00:06:44.680 You gotta verify

00:06:45.280 Yeah, I wasn't doing that

00:06:46.400 I wasn't interested

00:06:47.160 In this stuff in 05

00:06:48.420 Uh, something tells me

00:06:49.720 That Big Meat Soda

00:06:50.780 Is a white dude

00:06:51.480 Cause this

00:06:51.880 I'll admit

00:06:52.640 In that time period

00:06:54.000 This is a

00:06:54.900 White person 0.71

00:06:55.740 Exclusive sport

00:06:56.780 Yeah

00:06:57.160 And I was

00:06:57.820 I was partaking

00:06:58.880 Uh, for what it's worth

00:06:59.960 For, for, for half

00:07:01.060 Of my, uh

00:07:01.800 My white ethnicity

00:07:03.120 So he says

00:07:03.740 Uh, I bought the

00:07:05.260 SB7 spirit box

00:07:07.860 Spirit box

00:07:08.960 Okay

00:07:09.140 Okay

00:07:09.580 Um, I tried it out

00:07:11.400 For about two weeks

00:07:12.180 And nothing happened

00:07:13.040 A little bit of research

00:07:14.280 Later

00:07:14.640 I found the key

00:07:15.700 To making it work

00:07:16.580 And so starts

00:07:18.200 A string of events

00:07:19.080 That I was not prepared for

00:07:20.480 Wow

00:07:21.460 What's the key

00:07:22.260 To make it work?

00:07:23.280 I would like to know

00:07:23.780 What the key is

00:07:24.580 To make it work

00:07:25.120 But, um

00:07:26.260 In the same breath

00:07:27.520 I kind of go like

00:07:28.880 Oh, you

00:07:29.500 You messed around

00:07:30.300 With spirits

00:07:30.800 And then

00:07:31.440 What is the word

00:07:32.020 He used here?

00:07:32.660 He goes

00:07:32.860 A string of events

00:07:34.460 That I was not prepared for

00:07:35.720 Like, yeah

00:07:36.260 Like

00:07:36.500 The guy we just interviewed

00:07:38.600 He's like

00:07:39.280 I've been summoning demons

00:07:40.640 And, and, uh

00:07:41.440 Writing their sigils

00:07:42.500 Yes

00:07:43.060 And, uh

00:07:43.240 And crops

00:07:43.780 And now there's

00:07:45.380 Some poltergeist activity

00:07:46.440 I don't really know why

00:07:47.400 I would love to know

00:07:48.060 By the way

00:07:48.400 To the chat

00:07:48.880 Hi guys

00:07:49.320 Um, if you saw

00:07:50.700 That last episode

00:07:51.880 Where we

00:07:53.060 We talked to, um

00:07:54.400 D

00:07:55.200 He just

00:07:56.180 He chose to remain anonymous

00:07:57.440 And he was talking

00:07:58.020 Big D

00:07:58.220 Big D, yeah

00:07:59.120 Uh, not to be confused

00:08:00.220 With Big Meat

00:08:00.720 Um, and he was telling us

00:08:02.980 That people are making

00:08:04.280 These crop circles

00:08:05.460 Predominantly

00:08:06.140 But they're being like

00:08:07.820 I don't know

00:08:09.160 Um

00:08:09.620 Not inspired

00:08:11.060 But they're being

00:08:12.040 Like they're feeling

00:08:12.760 A calling

00:08:13.740 Yeah, they're

00:08:14.400 It's like they're receiving

00:08:15.220 A download to do it

00:08:16.360 It's kind of weird

00:08:16.940 I thought that was a

00:08:18.020 Really wild episode

00:08:19.120 But

00:08:19.460 Okay, so

00:08:21.140 The string of events

00:08:23.020 That he was not prepared for

00:08:24.000 Uh, after I got in contact

00:08:25.840 With my spirit guide 0.99

00:08:27.280 This dude is retarded 1.00

00:08:28.460 Is this even a 1.00

00:08:29.580 No, no, he goes

00:08:30.400 Or so I thought

00:08:31.340 Or so I thought

00:08:32.220 That's fair, right?

00:08:33.180 I mean, you know

00:08:33.640 At the time

00:08:34.100 You might think one thing

00:08:35.000 And then hindsight

00:08:35.600 Um

00:08:36.620 The spirit box

00:08:38.260 Started to work like crazy

00:08:39.500 After he got in touch

00:08:40.600 With his spirit guide

00:08:41.320 I was getting responses

00:08:42.660 To my questions

00:08:43.560 One spirit

00:08:44.340 Acknowledged my cat

00:08:45.280 That's nice

00:08:45.920 Uh, lighthearted

00:08:47.280 Interactions so far

00:08:48.400 Hold on one second

00:08:49.000 Yeah

00:08:49.300 Uh, so this guy

00:08:50.220 From Twitter says

00:08:50.960 He's been an audio

00:08:51.900 Only

00:08:52.460 Uh, listener

00:08:54.040 Long time listener

00:08:54.960 Never, uh

00:08:56.080 Never called in

00:08:56.920 Now he's watching us live

00:08:58.420 And he goes

00:08:58.900 Oh, this is what

00:08:59.420 You guys look like

00:09:00.160 I don't know what that means 1.00

00:09:01.680 That's the worst shit 1.00

00:09:02.480 Is it bad? 1.00

00:09:03.320 Is it worse?

00:09:03.980 Is it a

00:09:04.340 It's probably a worse experience

00:09:06.080 For you

00:09:06.400 But whatever

00:09:06.860 It's fine

00:09:07.300 I know

00:09:07.580 I know what that's like

00:09:08.980 You listen to somebody

00:09:09.620 For a long time

00:09:10.260 Then you find out 1.00

00:09:10.860 That they're fucking 1.00

00:09:11.280 This guy's forehead's huge 1.00

00:09:12.600 Hideous and off-putting 0.93

00:09:13.700 Yeah, I'm trying to do

00:09:14.520 A lot of raising my eyebrows

00:09:15.960 So that I can sort of

00:09:17.040 Minimize the real estate

00:09:17.980 That's up there

00:09:18.540 Like evens it out

00:09:18.900 Yeah

00:09:19.120 Yeah, a little bit

00:09:19.860 If I go like that

00:09:20.620 Uh, my best look

00:09:22.240 Is looking surprised

00:09:23.120 So 0.99

00:09:23.520 Oh shit, we got swag 1.00

00:09:25.540 Hell yeah 1.00

00:09:25.980 Let me tell you

00:09:26.780 About my sneaker collection

00:09:27.600 I've been buying sneakers

00:09:28.340 All day, dog

00:09:28.940 But

00:09:29.100 You are buying sneakers

00:09:31.440 All day

00:09:31.800 And now he put me

00:09:32.600 Onto an app

00:09:33.220 Where they're auctioning

00:09:33.920 Off sneakers

00:09:34.420 And now it looks like

00:09:35.340 I'm buying sneakers all day

00:09:36.480 I'm very excited

00:09:37.360 What is it called?

00:09:38.500 I'm not saying it

00:09:39.140 I'm not gonna ruin their lives

00:09:40.140 That's true

00:09:40.420 Maybe we should covet

00:09:41.120 This information 0.98

00:09:41.800 To not fucking 0.98

00:09:42.640 Yeah 0.99

00:09:43.060 Create a bunch of problems

00:09:43.820 Among the fan base

00:09:44.500 Okay, so

00:09:45.120 Uh, after I got invited

00:09:46.800 Light-hearted interaction

00:09:48.540 So far

00:09:49.160 There was no reason

00:09:50.200 To be frightened

00:09:50.940 By the supernatural activity

00:09:52.220 So whatever he's getting

00:09:53.020 Into contact with

00:09:53.840 After he

00:09:55.200 Contacts his

00:09:56.400 Spirit guide

00:09:57.440 Or at least, you know

00:09:58.060 In air quotes

00:09:58.620 Spirit guide

00:09:59.220 Um

00:10:00.060 The interactions

00:10:01.560 They uptick

00:10:02.600 But

00:10:03.560 So far

00:10:04.320 Nothing to be frightened about

00:10:05.620 Yeah

00:10:05.940 Nothing to be frightened about

00:10:06.760 This dude's definitely white 0.99

00:10:07.920 Might be a girl 0.95

00:10:08.940 100%

00:10:09.240 Yeah, big meat soda

00:10:11.100 I think is probably

00:10:12.000 A unisex

00:10:13.160 Big

00:10:15.040 Big clit soda 1.00

00:10:15.900 Alright, alright, alright, alright 0.57

00:10:18.840 Alright, so

00:10:19.440 Um

00:10:19.800 I feel like I need to go back

00:10:21.580 To the spirit guide

00:10:22.980 Uh, which

00:10:24.220 Uh, which

00:10:25.460 Who

00:10:25.860 Has given me

00:10:27.060 Major trust issues

00:10:28.620 With people who claim

00:10:29.720 To talk to spirits

00:10:30.780 Man, that's a 0.96

00:10:31.380 Fucked up sentence, huh? 0.95

00:10:32.600 I 0.59

00:10:32.840 I followed

00:10:33.940 A meditation

00:10:34.820 That specifically said

00:10:36.020 Not to look

00:10:36.860 At the spirit guide

00:10:37.760 That's interesting

00:10:38.380 Don't look at it

00:10:39.440 Um

00:10:40.380 The very next time

00:10:41.840 I

00:10:43.180 Went back in my mind

00:10:45.080 Where she was 1.00

00:10:46.220 Fuck, dude 1.00

00:10:46.940 This is big meat soda 1.00

00:10:48.100 Spelling is not his

00:10:49.200 His strong point

00:10:50.060 Um

00:10:50.920 I

00:10:51.220 It's a tough one, right?

00:10:52.500 It's a tough one

00:10:53.160 This is like, uh

00:10:54.240 The point of the show here

00:10:55.460 Is to read what you said

00:10:56.700 Guys, please, please

00:10:58.180 I don't know if this is a surprise to you

00:10:59.620 But that's what we're gonna end up doing here

00:11:00.760 On this show

00:11:01.260 Hold on, I gotta

00:11:01.920 Should I read this comment?

00:11:03.220 Please

00:11:03.500 Because I don't even know 0.98

00:11:04.360 If this person's fucking with me or not 1.00

00:11:05.600 Nicole 1.00

00:11:06.240 Uh

00:11:06.920 Thank you for saying that

00:11:08.740 Top is the sexiest man

00:11:10.160 In the conspiracy space

00:11:12.100 Even sexier than Ian Carroll

00:11:13.400 Congrats to your wife 0.51

00:11:14.600 Wait until you find out

00:11:15.840 I'm only 5'8

00:11:16.620 I can't

00:11:17.120 I simply can't agree with that

00:11:18.240 I mean, I don't

00:11:18.760 I don't like Ian Carroll

00:11:20.200 Um

00:11:20.920 But he's

00:11:21.620 He's

00:11:21.920 He's undoubtedly

00:11:22.840 Uh

00:11:23.540 A man that

00:11:24.280 That's built

00:11:24.900 In such a way

00:11:26.160 Yeah

00:11:26.400 That symmetry is on his side

00:11:28.120 Symmetry is on the side of

00:11:29.540 Of uh

00:11:29.960 I'm not saying

00:11:30.760 You're not symmetrical

00:11:31.620 But yeah

00:11:32.200 But just like way less

00:11:33.360 Just less of me

00:11:34.480 A lot less of me

00:11:35.200 Like if somebody came to me

00:11:36.260 And they were like

00:11:36.760 You look better than Ian Carroll

00:11:38.020 I would

00:11:38.420 I'd say you

00:11:39.120 Well, you're lying to me

00:11:39.880 Well, per capita

00:11:40.600 Per capita

00:11:41.780 I don't understand

00:11:42.860 Per capita

00:11:43.480 Per capita

00:11:44.160 I'm more handsome

00:11:44.880 All right

00:11:48.280 All right

00:11:48.600 Um

00:11:49.020 I would

00:11:49.440 I

00:11:49.620 No, I can't even accept that

00:11:50.720 He's an

00:11:50.940 Nevermind

00:11:51.500 All right

00:11:52.040 So

00:11:52.280 Where were we at here?

00:11:53.620 Um

00:11:53.960 This is weird

00:11:55.400 So

00:11:55.620 So he says

00:11:56.320 I followed the meditation

00:11:57.300 That specifically said

00:11:58.940 Not to look at the spirit guide

00:12:00.700 Which is

00:12:01.120 Strange

00:12:01.760 Uh

00:12:02.420 Then the next time

00:12:04.020 That I

00:12:04.360 I

00:12:04.760 I

00:12:05.200 I'm gonna read this sentence

00:12:06.420 Oh, I'll try

00:12:07.000 I'll try

00:12:07.240 No, no, no, no

00:12:07.860 Let me read it

00:12:08.480 The very next time

00:12:09.760 I went back

00:12:10.800 In my mind

00:12:12.040 Where she was

00:12:13.180 I went back

00:12:13.960 You think so?

00:12:14.720 Yeah, that's what he wants to say

00:12:15.780 I looked

00:12:16.660 And she had black hair 1.00

00:12:18.220 A white dress

00:12:18.960 And black eyes 1.00

00:12:19.660 Fuck 1.00

00:12:20.220 Damn 1.00

00:12:20.660 Black eyed children 1.00

00:12:21.480 Big Lilith shit too 1.00

00:12:22.700 That white dress 1.00

00:12:23.440 That bitch 1.00

00:12:24.100 Um 1.00

00:12:25.080 She had black hair 0.91

00:12:26.260 White dress

00:12:26.640 Black eyes

00:12:27.180 I get that it sounds

00:12:28.740 Like a trope

00:12:29.440 Of a scary spirit monster

00:12:30.860 Sounds like the ring

00:12:31.820 Right

00:12:32.220 It does sound like the ring

00:12:33.260 But

00:12:33.560 I think this guy's 1.00

00:12:34.340 Feeding us bullshit 1.00

00:12:35.100 No, no, no 1.00

00:12:35.660 Because this comes up a lot

00:12:36.780 You do get this white dress

00:12:38.340 Uh, character

00:12:39.360 That does pop up a lot

00:12:40.360 Okay, so

00:12:41.180 I get that it sounds

00:12:41.920 Like a trope

00:12:42.360 Of a scary spirit monster

00:12:43.520 And I was trying to figure out

00:12:45.260 If it was just my imagination

00:12:46.540 I gotta address the chat

00:12:47.880 I'm sorry

00:12:48.220 Are they still telling us

00:12:49.680 That you look good

00:12:50.540 Is that what's going on

00:12:51.100 They're distracted

00:12:52.180 By the seat switch

00:12:53.900 And I understand

00:12:55.080 It's jarring

00:12:55.920 It's jarring for me as well

00:12:57.160 I'm not gonna switch it though

00:12:58.240 Yeah, the microphones are ready

00:12:59.700 His head's already

00:13:00.560 Taking up all that side

00:13:01.720 A whole bunch of

00:13:02.600 Sweat

00:13:03.880 Sweat

00:13:04.620 Yeah, yeah

00:13:05.320 I asked him to do karaoke

00:13:06.560 Uh, today

00:13:07.460 And

00:13:07.860 The amount of sweat

00:13:09.540 I can't do 0.99

00:13:10.260 I'm not gonna do fucking karaoke 0.99

00:13:11.460 Nancy's in the chat 0.99

00:13:12.440 She says

00:13:12.960 Uh, shout out Nancy

00:13:13.660 She says

00:13:14.100 It's always dudes

00:13:15.180 Talking about how Ian is sexy

00:13:16.600 Are we wrong?

00:13:17.380 Am I wrong?

00:13:18.040 Good question

00:13:18.540 Chat

00:13:18.880 Let us know

00:13:19.820 Would

00:13:20.660 Ian Carroll

00:13:21.760 Only the woman 0.99

00:13:22.420 That's it

00:13:23.040 Yeah, just

00:13:23.460 Just answer would or wouldn't

00:13:24.900 That's all 0.81

00:13:25.320 And the gay men 0.99

00:13:26.000 Uh 0.90

00:13:26.660 Yeah, that's fine too

00:13:27.360 So that's like half of you guys

00:13:28.240 Yeah

00:13:28.580 Nevermind

00:13:28.960 It's actually

00:13:29.360 My biggest fan base

00:13:30.520 Is uh

00:13:31.200 Our gay family

00:13:32.540 They're just talking about

00:13:33.240 How we look now

00:13:33.840 Is there something about

00:13:34.840 Right now that we're IRL

00:13:36.420 Like in real life

00:13:37.240 That like you don't like

00:13:38.020 How we look now

00:13:38.980 All of a sudden

00:13:39.560 Is that what it is?

00:13:40.300 Yeah

00:13:40.480 Yeah, see 0.99

00:13:42.340 Somebody racist anal 1.00

00:13:43.360 Says it's gay 1.00

00:13:44.820 Not to comment on it

00:13:45.880 And I would

00:13:46.160 I would agree with that

00:13:46.920 I just don't want to ignore

00:13:48.140 The fact that he's six foot eight

00:13:50.040 And he's got a great chin

00:13:50.840 Give him his props

00:13:51.440 Give him his props

00:13:52.200 Okay, so um

00:13:53.360 Uh, she had black hair 1.00

00:13:55.280 Yada, yada, yada

00:13:55.860 I was trying to figure out

00:13:56.580 If it was just my imagination

00:13:57.420 I can tell you now

00:13:59.320 That I am certain

00:14:00.160 That this is the guide's

00:14:01.600 True form

00:14:02.300 Mmm

00:14:02.640 This is when the activity

00:14:04.660 Goes beyond voices

00:14:05.800 From the spirit box

00:14:07.120 And starts manifesting

00:14:08.180 Okay, great, great

00:14:09.060 Here we go

00:14:09.480 Uh, I'm going to

00:14:10.520 Break it down like this

00:14:11.480 I accidentally made

00:14:12.640 My house haunted 1.00

00:14:13.380 What an idiot 1.00

00:14:16.080 Dude, that's 1.00

00:14:17.240 That's honestly

00:14:17.800 A nightmare though

00:14:18.400 Mainly my room

00:14:19.920 Hate when that happens

00:14:20.800 Yeah, it's not good

00:14:21.580 Uh, which is where

00:14:23.020 I primarily use

00:14:24.100 The spirit box 0.98

00:14:24.820 That's fucking like 0.97

00:14:25.580 Of all the 0.98

00:14:26.200 If you're gonna do it

00:14:26.980 In your house

00:14:27.520 Like, maybe not

00:14:28.540 Your bedroom

00:14:29.080 Little tip

00:14:29.740 Um, uh, so

00:14:31.640 When

00:14:32.440 What's her name?

00:14:33.620 Lauren

00:14:33.860 When Lauren came over 0.99

00:14:35.000 Oh, yeah

00:14:35.620 Uh, what's her last

00:14:36.560 I forget her last name

00:14:37.200 Um, Lauren

00:14:38.220 Uh, Witsky

00:14:40.800 Lauren Witsky

00:14:41.960 Yeah

00:14:42.260 When she came over

00:14:43.120 My house

00:14:43.720 She was like

00:14:44.460 You wanna hear 1.00

00:14:44.900 Some crazy shit 1.00

00:14:45.580 And I was like 1.00

00:14:46.140 Not in my house

00:14:47.620 Not in my house 1.00

00:14:48.160 Motherfucker 1.00

00:14:48.640 But we listened to her 1.00

00:14:49.340 Right outside my house

00:14:50.280 So now my porch is haunted

00:14:51.540 Yeah, and what we heard 0.99

00:14:52.620 That day was fucking 0.99

00:14:53.300 Harrowing 0.99

00:14:53.740 Harrowing

00:14:54.340 Harrowing

00:14:54.780 Okay, so 1.00

00:14:55.460 Where the fuck 0.98

00:14:56.440 Uh, mainly my room 0.99

00:14:58.700 Which is where I primarily

00:14:59.760 Use the spirit box

00:15:00.820 But a huge mistake

00:15:01.620 Spirit box

00:15:02.640 Uh, I would hear

00:15:03.660 My full name

00:15:04.420 Be whispered in my ear

00:15:05.520 I was watching

00:15:06.400 Grownups 2

00:15:07.200 A terrible film

00:15:08.500 Uh, and I heard

00:15:09.660 A girl laughing

00:15:11.080 Adam Sandler

00:15:11.920 From the corner of my room

00:15:12.260 She was laughing

00:15:13.080 Well, I mean, you know

00:15:13.740 He can, I guess he can be funny

00:15:15.020 She thought it was funny

00:15:15.800 Um, I hear a girl laughing 1.00

00:15:18.820 Coming from the corner

00:15:19.620 Of my room

00:15:20.200 When a funny part

00:15:21.160 Of the movie came on 0.99

00:15:21.940 Oh, shit 0.99

00:15:22.460 So she is laughing 1.00

00:15:23.620 At the movie

00:15:24.000 That's funny

00:15:24.440 Um, orbs

00:15:27.600 Flew around my room

00:15:28.540 Like crazy

00:15:29.160 I was waking up

00:15:30.680 Uh, I was

00:15:31.680 I'm sorry

00:15:32.040 I was walking up

00:15:32.760 The stairs from the basement

00:15:33.680 And I heard a painful scream

00:15:35.400 Come from the dark

00:15:36.460 Uh, I started to get

00:15:38.300 Sleep paralysis

00:15:39.000 And one time

00:15:40.200 It happened

00:15:41.080 I've seen an alligator

00:15:42.560 Dog thing

00:15:43.520 Crawl towards me

00:15:45.020 What? 1.00

00:15:45.940 And I told it to fuck off 1.00

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00:16:13.740 An alligator dog thing

00:16:17.560 An alligator dog thing

00:16:18.520 Uh, these are the most

00:16:19.780 Memorable events

00:16:20.600 That have ever happened

00:16:21.560 To me

00:16:21.920 But that's not all

00:16:23.240 But wait

00:16:23.960 There's more

00:16:25.060 Yeah

00:16:25.640 Um, here I'll read

00:16:27.160 This next one

00:16:27.660 And then you can

00:16:28.000 Take over, right?

00:16:28.560 Okay

00:16:28.780 Uh, my mom's house

00:16:30.840 Was a darker situation

00:16:31.920 This house had a lot

00:16:33.040 Of negativity

00:16:33.520 Surrounding it

00:16:34.140 From alcohol abuse

00:16:35.260 To neglect

00:16:35.860 Uh, here are some

00:16:37.180 Of the strange

00:16:37.620 Paranormal events

00:16:38.480 That happened

00:16:39.040 Once I started

00:16:39.780 Sticking my nose

00:16:40.720 Where I shouldn't have

00:16:42.040 Excuse me

00:16:43.380 I should not have

00:16:44.200 Burped into your microphone

00:16:44.880 But that's okay

00:16:45.420 It's alright

00:16:45.920 Um, when my stoner buddies

00:16:48.640 And I would hang out

00:16:49.480 In the basement

00:16:50.060 We would occasionally

00:16:51.200 Hear someone walk

00:16:52.140 Through the front door

00:16:52.880 And walk upstairs

00:16:53.700 Uh, everyone

00:16:55.040 Would freak out

00:16:55.920 Hide all the weed stuff

00:16:58.420 Just to find out

00:16:59.860 No one walked in

00:17:01.020 That's the

00:17:01.520 Honestly the worst ghost

00:17:03.080 The worst ghost

00:17:04.280 Ruins your smoke session

00:17:05.280 With your buddies

00:17:05.760 And you gotta hide 1.00

00:17:06.240 All your shit 1.00

00:17:06.700 And there's nobody there 1.00

00:17:07.360 Cock blocking your weed 0.94

00:17:08.520 Unbelievable

00:17:09.120 Um, this would happen a lot

00:17:11.500 And we almost got used to it

00:17:13.520 Leading me to almost

00:17:15.020 Getting busted

00:17:15.640 A couple of times

00:17:16.440 Ah, because he thought

00:17:17.660 It was the ghost

00:17:18.260 It ended up actually

00:17:19.000 Being his mom

00:17:19.600 Also, my mom mentioned

00:17:21.460 She was having nightmares

00:17:22.820 About a demon

00:17:23.580 Sitting on her back

00:17:24.580 And that's very familiar

00:17:25.280 Uh, the same was

00:17:26.640 Happening to me

00:17:27.460 So having the spirit box

00:17:29.280 I wanted to feel

00:17:30.960 The illusion of having control

00:17:32.420 So I investigated

00:17:33.980 So that's what you do, right?

00:17:35.360 Um, you're having a bunch

00:17:36.680 Of really horrifying

00:17:38.180 Uh, paranormal experiences

00:17:39.680 In your home

00:17:40.260 That are almost no doubt

00:17:41.560 Because of your interactions

00:17:42.860 With the spirit box

00:17:43.840 And then

00:17:44.780 When they come about

00:17:46.320 You decide

00:17:47.300 I think it's time

00:17:48.240 To consult the spirit box

00:17:49.420 Yes, use it more

00:17:50.540 Yes, that's like

00:17:51.220 When I do meth

00:17:52.060 And I become incredibly

00:17:53.160 Addicted to meth

00:17:54.020 And then I think

00:17:54.920 Maybe the way out of this

00:17:56.680 Is meth

00:17:57.620 It's the hair of the dog

00:17:58.500 Yes

00:17:58.920 Oh, alright

00:17:59.480 Maybe there's some

00:18:00.240 Uh, you know

00:18:01.120 There's logic to it

00:18:01.820 I guess so

00:18:02.380 Alright, I'll continue reading

00:18:03.620 But before I do

00:18:04.200 Five dial super chat

00:18:05.160 Uh, thank you

00:18:05.800 Chili Bean 0.86

00:18:06.480 555

00:18:07.580 Have Owen Benjamin on again

00:18:09.140 Easier said than done

00:18:11.060 Yes, yes

00:18:11.880 But I'm sure we will

00:18:12.900 At some point

00:18:13.420 Yeah, we'll

00:18:13.860 We'll figure it out

00:18:14.940 We'll do something

00:18:15.560 Uh, eventually

00:18:17.000 Yes

00:18:17.400 With Owen Benjamin again

00:18:18.200 I want to see if I can 0.97

00:18:19.240 Fucking do something 0.97

00:18:19.920 Real quick 0.99

00:18:20.360 What do you want to do

00:18:20.820 Uh, like that

00:18:22.240 In the corner

00:18:22.660 Oh, that's nice

00:18:24.580 Yeah

00:18:24.960 You guys like that?

00:18:25.940 Guys, let us know

00:18:26.460 If you like that

00:18:27.060 Whatever, I don't care

00:18:27.780 If you like it

00:18:28.140 I like it

00:18:28.600 Okay

00:18:29.080 I've used a spirit box

00:18:32.060 Before at that house

00:18:32.960 But I've never captured

00:18:33.800 Any voices

00:18:34.380 Now, this is big me

00:18:36.040 Talking

00:18:36.320 Now, now with the

00:18:38.300 Nightmares happening again

00:18:39.360 I figured I should try

00:18:40.600 To call whatever

00:18:41.520 This thing is out

00:18:42.420 I got only one response

00:18:44.900 After a string

00:18:46.240 Of questions

00:18:46.960 I asked

00:18:48.060 How many are there?

00:18:49.940 In response

00:18:50.680 I really like this guy's spelling

00:18:51.920 It's wild

00:18:52.540 In response

00:18:54.080 In a low voice

00:18:55.280 One

00:18:56.020 And that's all I got

00:18:57.300 Out of that little investigation

00:18:58.580 So a dead end

00:19:00.100 Uh, that same night

00:19:01.620 I investigated

00:19:02.400 I heard something

00:19:03.420 Walk towards me

00:19:04.200 In my room

00:19:04.740 Sounded like

00:19:06.560 Soft footsteps

00:19:07.580 On the carpet

00:19:08.200 Creeping towards me

00:19:09.160 I noped the hell out of it

00:19:11.080 And ran up the stairs

00:19:12.500 And there was

00:19:13.480 Uh, where there were

00:19:14.820 Other people

00:19:15.300 I didn't bring it up

00:19:16.880 The next night

00:19:18.020 I'm at my dad's house

00:19:19.140 Where this all began

00:19:19.920 And I kept hearing

00:19:21.000 Something slowly

00:19:21.760 Walking toward me

00:19:22.720 In my room again

00:19:23.580 But I tried to stay calm

00:19:24.960 And ignore it

00:19:25.660 As I tried to sleep

00:19:27.940 I was being attacked

00:19:28.960 My heart was racing

00:19:30.420 For no reason

00:19:31.100 Sweating

00:19:31.640 Pictures of hell

00:19:32.680 And other

00:19:33.240 Terrible

00:19:34.720 Things

00:19:35.560 Were

00:19:35.900 Did you write this

00:19:37.740 With the typewriter

00:19:38.440 I'm looking at the word

00:19:39.660 Paralyzing here

00:19:40.580 And I'm about to be

00:19:41.480 Paralyzed

00:19:41.960 I am almost stunned

00:19:43.280 That like

00:19:43.700 At no point

00:19:44.540 What kind of phone

00:19:45.240 Do you have

00:19:45.660 Like it didn't say

00:19:46.360 Like yo bro

00:19:47.000 Let me correct that

00:19:47.880 Honestly a lot of

00:19:48.740 The spell correct

00:19:49.380 For the past year

00:19:50.440 Has been trying to

00:19:51.340 Like foil me

00:19:52.180 I think

00:19:52.580 And so

00:19:53.180 Maybe that's exactly

00:19:53.940 What's going on here

00:19:54.800 It'll

00:19:55.320 My spell correct

00:19:56.100 Will correct things 0.98

00:19:57.380 To shit 0.99

00:19:57.740 That doesn't even 1.00

00:19:58.160 Make sense

00:19:58.620 Not even a little bit

00:19:59.860 Could be

00:20:01.200 Could be what's happening

00:20:01.780 Oh that is bad

00:20:02.500 Paralyzed

00:20:03.060 Okay

00:20:03.320 So he tries to sleep

00:20:05.200 He's being attacked

00:20:05.940 Heart racing

00:20:06.520 For no reason

00:20:06.960 Sweating

00:20:07.400 Picturing

00:20:07.880 Terrible things

00:20:09.300 Popping in his head

00:20:10.320 I couldn't make it stop

00:20:13.160 Or even get out of bed

00:20:14.160 From the paralyzing fear

00:20:17.060 Right

00:20:17.460 That's a great word

00:20:18.300 That he spelled

00:20:18.700 Yes

00:20:19.040 I called and cried out

00:20:20.260 For Jesus Christ

00:20:20.980 To save me

00:20:21.640 Save me from this evil

00:20:23.560 And like that

00:20:25.200 I passed out

00:20:26.180 And woke up that morning

00:20:27.800 The next morning

00:20:28.560 The sky was clear

00:20:29.620 And the sun was shining

00:20:30.500 My room was insanely calm

00:20:32.460 Like last night

00:20:33.120 Didn't even happen

00:20:33.820 There you go

00:20:34.460 I couldn't find my spirit box

00:20:36.160 So I looked around

00:20:37.300 At that house

00:20:38.180 It's like it disappeared

00:20:39.760 I later remembered

00:20:41.340 Throwing it away

00:20:42.240 In the garbage outside

00:20:43.460 Only to instantly forget

00:20:45.260 That I did it at all

00:20:46.380 My mom and I

00:20:48.040 Stopped having nightmares

00:20:49.060 That's great

00:20:50.040 No more phantom feet

00:20:52.120 Walking up and down the stairs

00:20:53.240 Or toward me

00:20:54.420 In the

00:20:55.240 Either room

00:20:56.580 Yeah

00:20:56.980 It was done

00:20:59.600 That's the ether room

00:21:00.640 Maybe he's got a room

00:21:01.360 That we don't

00:21:01.900 Does he have an ether room dog

00:21:03.140 And you're wondering

00:21:03.800 You got an ether room

00:21:05.220 He's like I wonder 1.00

00:21:05.760 Why all this crazy shit 0.99

00:21:06.580 Happens to me 0.99

00:21:07.160 He's like because

00:21:07.460 You're just in the ether room

00:21:08.520 That's why you definitely

00:21:09.320 Don't want to hang in there

00:21:10.180 It's like a lamp

00:21:10.420 Floating around

00:21:11.280 And you

00:21:11.520 That's the whole problem dude

00:21:13.480 Gotta get out of that ether room

00:21:14.860 Well he was saved

00:21:15.660 And I truly believe

00:21:16.700 God heard me

00:21:17.380 That's awesome

00:21:17.900 Hell yeah

00:21:18.340 I'm 26 now

00:21:19.420 And I still haven't learned

00:21:20.320 How to spell correctly

00:21:21.240 Strange thing

00:21:22.840 Strange things

00:21:24.620 Still happen

00:21:26.100 But they're very small

00:21:27.420 And like the spirit guide

00:21:28.760 Talking to me in my sleep

00:21:30.160 Sending positive messages

00:21:31.760 In my dreams

00:21:32.740 Even though I don't trust her

00:21:34.560 Based

00:21:35.020 Hmm

00:21:36.240 Do not trust her

00:21:37.160 Yeah yeah yeah

00:21:37.860 That's interesting

00:21:38.520 My spirit guide

00:21:39.440 Is that the same thing

00:21:40.440 As like your guardian angel

00:21:41.700 Or like a familiar spirit

00:21:43.220 You know what I mean

00:21:44.380 It feels like the same thing

00:21:45.780 But you're just giving it

00:21:46.520 A bunch of different names

00:21:47.540 I don't know

00:21:48.440 I don't know

00:21:49.000 I don't know what that is

00:21:50.180 I wouldn't

00:21:51.240 I wouldn't mess with it though

00:21:52.880 Oh hold on

00:21:53.620 I do want to address

00:21:54.260 Somebody says

00:21:54.860 Sonny sometimes

00:21:55.620 Says he's losing weight

00:21:56.620 And he's gaining muscle

00:21:57.320 Thank you for noticing Sonny

00:21:58.420 Thank you for noticing

00:21:59.120 See I told you that

00:21:59.880 Who are you talking about

00:22:00.540 They're definitely talking about me

00:22:01.780 Don't talk about me

00:22:02.340 Oh okay

00:22:02.800 Alright

00:22:03.640 Thank you Sonny

00:22:05.420 So he's 26

00:22:06.280 He says I don't trust her

00:22:07.300 I get sleep paralysis

00:22:08.220 Accompanied by entities

00:22:09.480 Trying to talk to me

00:22:10.520 That's a whole other story though

00:22:12.200 It rarely happened

00:22:13.720 It really happens

00:22:14.900 But visions of the future

00:22:16.680 That actually happen

00:22:17.940 In a three month span

00:22:19.720 You can't change the future

00:22:21.620 By the way

00:22:22.160 Okay

00:22:22.580 Alright

00:22:23.240 So there it is

00:22:24.240 A little precognition

00:22:25.140 A little schizophrenia

00:22:26.100 Right

00:22:26.620 A little Dr. Jerry Marzinski

00:22:28.540 I know it's long

00:22:29.860 But it feels good

00:22:30.640 Getting it out to you guys

00:22:31.860 Retard out 1.00

00:22:33.140 Hell yeah dude

00:22:33.920 Yeah well

00:22:34.800 Thank you for writing to us

00:22:36.320 I mean I guess I consider

00:22:37.720 This writing

00:22:38.300 Well it's interesting

00:22:39.100 I mean yeah 0.99

00:22:39.580 I know he busted his balls 0.99

00:22:40.520 Because of his spelling 0.97

00:22:41.140 But I think if you're submitting

00:22:42.500 Paranormal testimonies

00:22:44.060 To this show

00:22:45.000 You kind of know

00:22:45.480 How that's going to go

00:22:46.160 Yeah

00:22:46.480 But it's interesting

00:22:48.000 Because in the past

00:22:49.260 You would have routinely

00:22:50.400 Gotten this story

00:22:51.440 Had you used a Ouija board

00:22:53.920 Yes

00:22:54.800 But now

00:22:55.420 Given all of our

00:22:56.720 Fancy machinations

00:22:57.840 Spirit box

00:22:59.000 Spirit box

00:23:00.060 Rock AI

00:23:00.700 Sounds a lot like

00:23:01.800 A spirit comm

00:23:02.440 Yeah

00:23:03.780 I mean there isn't much

00:23:05.080 I would like to know

00:23:06.040 What it looked like

00:23:06.580 Actually I don't want to

00:23:07.520 Know what it looked like

00:23:08.160 Why did you keep it

00:23:09.120 In your room

00:23:09.700 That's wild

00:23:10.500 I think that a spirit

00:23:11.840 A spirit box

00:23:13.400 Is a thing that

00:23:14.460 So basically

00:23:16.640 What it does

00:23:17.160 Is it rapidly

00:23:17.920 Changes frequencies

00:23:19.780 So it tunes into

00:23:21.480 A bunch of different channels

00:23:22.800 Just over and over

00:23:23.520 And over again

00:23:24.060 But what ends up happening

00:23:25.420 Is it's supposed to

00:23:26.260 Randomly tune into frequencies

00:23:27.700 But it

00:23:29.000 Through that randomness

00:23:30.700 Will hop on one

00:23:32.100 Let's say

00:23:33.640 Radio station

00:23:35.000 And it'll be a guy

00:23:36.260 Being like

00:23:36.840 Tonight

00:23:37.560 And then all of a sudden

00:23:38.740 It cuts to another radio station

00:23:40.640 And it says 0.99

00:23:41.420 You're gonna die 0.96

00:23:42.520 You know what I mean 1.00

00:23:43.020 Like some shit like that 0.99

00:23:44.000 And that's how you're getting 0.99

00:23:44.980 The information from it

00:23:46.060 Which is fascinating

00:23:46.860 Okay

00:23:47.500 That actually reminds me

00:23:49.740 Today of what I brought up

00:23:51.120 About Tom DeLonge

00:23:51.940 To you

00:23:52.300 Right

00:23:52.900 Right

00:23:53.200 The spirit

00:23:53.860 Well

00:23:54.360 Because

00:23:55.040 Angels in the airwaves

00:23:56.480 Angels in the airwaves

00:23:57.400 Is Tom DeLonge

00:23:58.240 You know

00:23:59.100 Tom DeLonge

00:24:00.060 Being the

00:24:01.280 Lead singer

00:24:02.920 Of Blink-182

00:24:03.900 Tom DeLonge

00:24:04.760 Or DeLonge

00:24:05.660 I was really hoping

00:24:06.500 You weren't gonna ask

00:24:07.280 Yes

00:24:08.240 So

00:24:09.580 He

00:24:11.380 Yes

00:24:12.180 Whatever you'd like it to be

00:24:13.420 Yeah

00:24:13.700 He

00:24:14.400 He's the lead singer

00:24:16.280 Of Blink-182

00:24:17.240 And then of course

00:24:17.960 He's doing

00:24:18.780 To the Stars Academy

00:24:19.780 Which is like

00:24:20.480 For whatever reason

00:24:21.200 Tom DeLonge

00:24:22.280 Is part of our

00:24:23.280 Disclosure program

00:24:24.180 But he also

00:24:25.520 Has another band

00:24:26.480 I feel like it's DeLonge

00:24:27.560 Tom has another band

00:24:29.860 And

00:24:30.260 And I don't know

00:24:32.600 I think it's like

00:24:33.100 If Travis Barker

00:24:33.820 Is not around 0.99

00:24:34.260 Or some shit 0.99

00:24:34.800 So 0.99

00:24:35.340 But that band

00:24:36.540 Is called

00:24:36.880 Angels in the airwaves

00:24:37.980 Which is

00:24:38.560 Fascinating

00:24:39.680 Because

00:24:40.080 In very many ways

00:24:42.620 These fallen angels

00:24:43.940 Do not exist

00:24:44.920 In our realm

00:24:45.580 Except for

00:24:46.600 By way of frequency

00:24:47.600 And so

00:24:49.500 I look at that

00:24:50.540 And I go

00:24:50.900 Angels in the airwaves

00:24:52.220 Airwaves being frequencies

00:24:53.520 That's you know

00:24:54.320 How you would

00:24:55.500 You know

00:24:55.940 You would almost

00:24:56.660 Display waves

00:24:57.560 Right

00:24:57.860 Going through the air

00:24:58.720 Right

00:24:59.100 So you know

00:25:00.560 It's just kind of

00:25:01.120 One of those things

00:25:01.600 Where I'm like

00:25:01.940 What does that 1.00

00:25:02.400 Motherfucker know 0.99

00:25:03.120 And it's interesting 0.99

00:25:04.240 That you should

00:25:04.720 Call it that

00:25:05.400 And then be like

00:25:06.600 But it's aliens

00:25:07.300 It's like 1.00

00:25:07.620 Bitch but you 1.00

00:25:08.160 Fucking call it angels 1.00

00:25:09.060 Yeah and I mean 0.99

00:25:10.420 Listen

00:25:10.740 What do they say

00:25:11.680 Potato

00:25:12.020 Potato

00:25:12.300 But I don't think

00:25:13.620 Potato

00:25:13.900 Tomato

00:25:15.040 Tomato

00:25:15.480 Tomato

00:25:15.920 Whatever

00:25:16.620 I mean

00:25:16.940 If you're from Jersey

00:25:17.980 I guess that's what

00:25:18.600 They say

00:25:18.980 Well thank you

00:25:19.620 Big meat

00:25:20.180 You big

00:25:21.240 You big meat

00:25:22.500 That was nice

00:25:23.120 All right

00:25:23.580 We're gonna dox

00:25:24.180 Our next person

00:25:24.800 This is from

00:25:25.640 Also January

00:25:26.360 Also from January 23rd

00:25:27.960 For some reason

00:25:28.640 You guys were just

00:25:29.360 Submitting that

00:25:30.080 But this guy

00:25:32.060 Is Jacob with a K

00:25:33.040 I don't know

00:25:33.700 If you want me to

00:25:34.360 Let me scroll to the bottom

00:25:35.300 I think it's actually

00:25:35.660 Pronounced Yakub

00:25:36.400 Yakub

00:25:37.320 Okay yes

00:25:38.000 That is actually Yakub

00:25:39.020 My bad

00:25:39.540 Yakub says

00:25:41.020 Yo

00:25:41.320 You asked for an email

00:25:43.200 So I'll give it to you

00:25:44.200 Hit me up on IG

00:25:46.260 Jacob

00:25:48.180 J-A-K-O-B 1.00

00:25:49.400 Cole Harris

00:25:50.280 If you have any questions 0.99

00:25:52.080 Because who the fuck 0.88

00:25:53.300 Uses email 0.97

00:25:53.900 Well we do

00:25:54.540 We use email

00:25:56.060 And if you guys

00:25:57.400 Want to send us

00:25:58.140 More emails

00:25:58.860 You can email us

00:25:59.760 At

00:26:00.040 Nephilim

00:26:00.640 D-Squad

00:26:01.740 Yeah

00:26:02.180 At gmail.com

00:26:03.280 That's where you can 0.99

00:26:04.420 Fucking 0.99

00:26:04.740 Talk to us 0.99

00:26:06.280 Yeah

00:26:06.560 You know what I gotta say

00:26:08.080 I now realize why

00:26:09.020 You were yelling

00:26:09.520 At Donnie Darkin

00:26:10.260 That day

00:26:10.740 Because

00:26:11.180 When you

00:26:11.960 When you have

00:26:12.820 All these voices

00:26:14.260 In your head

00:26:14.860 You guys can't hear it

00:26:16.160 But back there

00:26:16.900 So it's wild

00:26:17.600 It's just disrespect

00:26:18.320 It's just nothing

00:26:18.940 But this

00:26:19.320 Now my own family

00:26:20.240 Someone just hit the door

00:26:21.420 Yeah

00:26:21.720 And now my own family

00:26:22.800 Is engaging in this

00:26:23.580 And the way this room

00:26:24.580 The way this room is

00:26:25.620 Oh yeah yeah yeah

00:26:26.200 Our wives are sitting there 1.00

00:26:27.440 As if nothing is going on

00:26:28.840 Yeah

00:26:29.060 And our kids

00:26:30.460 In order to hit this door

00:26:32.080 You have to go like

00:26:33.000 Around and in a small

00:26:34.620 Oh you gotta go out of your way

00:26:35.740 It's not like you just

00:26:36.540 Bump into it and go

00:26:37.220 Oh I was here

00:26:37.800 No no you went out of your way 1.00

00:26:38.720 To fucking hit the door 0.99

00:26:39.600 Boom that's it 1.00

00:26:40.500 I'm gonna kill him 1.00

00:26:41.000 Yeah 1.00

00:26:41.220 It's fine

00:26:41.580 And this is

00:26:43.080 Now you guys understand

00:26:43.920 Why he yelled at Donnie

00:26:45.040 Yes

00:26:46.080 Okay so let's continue this

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00:27:14.580 Okay here we go

00:27:18.100 If you end up reading this out

00:27:20.300 Just call me Jacob

00:27:21.400 With a K

00:27:22.360 Okay Yakub

00:27:23.320 Hell yeah

00:27:23.820 My friends will know

00:27:24.680 Now we're calling him Yakub

00:27:25.980 My journey with DMT

00:27:28.280 Okay

00:27:28.700 It's in bold

00:27:29.620 So the first time I smoked DMT

00:27:31.720 The experience was not as overwhelming

00:27:33.720 As I expected

00:27:34.460 But it was still profound

00:27:35.860 Can you give me a second

00:27:36.600 Because I'm gonna go tell them 1.00

00:27:37.440 To fucking kill themselves 1.00

00:27:38.200 Yeah yeah you can do that 1.00

00:27:38.940 You can do that

00:27:39.340 I can continue

00:27:40.840 You know what I'm not even gonna continue

00:27:42.500 I like when you read

00:27:43.180 I'm gonna just talk to the chat

00:27:44.140 Go ahead 0.97

00:27:44.620 You have permission to hit my kid 0.99

00:27:46.680 Alright go ahead and do it 0.98

00:27:49.200 Top should fight Donnie

00:27:50.520 At Brogrove 2

00:27:51.260 We are in the middle by the way

00:27:52.360 Of figuring out Brogrove 2

00:27:53.840 And we have solidified Sam Tripoli

00:27:57.140 That button's a little bit far away

00:28:00.040 So we have Sam Tripoli

00:28:01.080 And it looks like we got Shane Cashman

00:28:03.100 For Brohemian Grove 2

00:28:04.680 So we're gonna do

00:28:05.720 A lot of big fun things

00:28:07.300 We're gonna make the announcement soon

00:28:08.440 You'll be able to find tickets

00:28:09.340 And yada yada yada

00:28:10.120 But it is happening

00:28:11.060 And right now it's tentatively scheduled

00:28:13.520 For June 14th and 15th

00:28:17.700 Although apparently that's bad

00:28:19.120 So we might do 13th

00:28:20.040 There you go 0.99

00:28:21.580 That's the fucking button 1.00

00:28:22.440 That I was looking for 1.00

00:28:23.160 You got it

00:28:23.420 It's the red one at the top

00:28:24.380 That's weird

00:28:25.720 Oh I know why

00:28:26.640 Because they're preset

00:28:27.240 And that's what mine is too

00:28:28.100 That's why I knew it

00:28:28.680 Oh yours is the red one

00:28:29.460 Yeah mine is the red one

00:28:30.260 Good choice

00:28:31.100 Don't touch me

00:28:31.540 Alright so let's continue on

00:28:32.900 Alright where'd you go

00:28:34.300 I like when you read

00:28:35.240 Extremely disrespectful

00:28:36.040 We're talking about

00:28:36.960 Talking about Bohemian Grove

00:28:39.040 Yeah yeah we are talking about

00:28:40.260 Pattern Recognizer

00:28:41.680 Says hell yeah Shane

00:28:42.480 Yeah Cashman's gonna be there

00:28:43.540 We're gonna be talking a lot

00:28:44.620 About these entities

00:28:46.540 Yeah

00:28:47.220 And testimony

00:28:48.940 Just like these

00:28:50.080 And then we're gonna talk about

00:28:51.580 The MKUltra

00:28:52.580 UFO disclosure

00:28:54.320 Side of these entities

00:28:55.340 And we're also gonna talk about

00:28:56.960 The ancient

00:28:58.200 Adversarial

00:28:59.660 Lowercase g

00:29:00.860 Fallen angels

00:29:02.880 And Nephilim

00:29:03.580 Disrespectful right

00:29:04.700 Yeah

00:29:04.960 You would think

00:29:05.400 I just don't like it

00:29:06.660 To be touched is all

00:29:07.600 That's all

00:29:08.060 You know what also too

00:29:09.180 He

00:29:09.880 He's trying to get me 1.00

00:29:11.480 To do fucking karaoke 0.99

00:29:12.440 Which is like 0.99

00:29:13.140 I'm not gonna make you do it

00:29:14.240 Do it yeah definitely

00:29:14.960 Don't make me do it 0.99

00:29:15.760 Cause that's fucking 0.99

00:29:16.320 I mean I won't do it 0.99

00:29:17.120 If you want to

00:29:17.660 I don't wanna do it

00:29:18.420 Why would I

00:29:18.780 I've spent like the past

00:29:20.540 45 minutes

00:29:21.240 Explaining explicitly

00:29:23.180 That I do not wanna do it

00:29:24.640 Okay can you read this

00:29:25.420 What are you doing

00:29:25.900 No I'm looking at something

00:29:26.640 I wanna show these guys

00:29:27.600 Something cool 0.99

00:29:28.260 Shut up 0.99

00:29:28.660 Just DMs 1.00

00:29:29.500 Oh okay yeah yeah

00:29:30.180 Here check this out

00:29:30.980 Oh yeah okay

00:29:31.460 Why are you looking at this stuff

00:29:32.820 Yeah Bohemian Grove

00:29:34.360 This is uh

00:29:35.700 This is the place

00:29:36.280 It's gonna be at

00:29:36.860 It's gonna be dope

00:29:37.640 How cool is that guys

00:29:38.520 We're gonna be at a 0.98

00:29:39.000 Fucking legitimate theater 0.97

00:29:39.960 It's a full theater 0.99

00:29:41.160 With stuff here

00:29:42.160 Go ahead and look

00:29:42.680 At all my uh

00:29:43.480 My DMs

00:29:44.420 It's just like

00:29:44.740 Timeline Cleanse

00:29:45.460 Yeah

00:29:46.020 It's just like

00:29:47.120 Timeline Cleanse

00:29:47.660 If you look quick enough

00:29:48.780 You see what I was talking to

00:29:49.460 But anyway

00:29:49.820 It's a 240 person seat theater 1.00

00:29:51.460 Fuck yeah 1.00

00:29:52.000 It's gonna be 0.99

00:29:52.780 A pretty fun

00:29:54.660 Day

00:29:55.500 Night

00:29:56.140 It's gonna be fun

00:29:57.040 Bro Bro says

00:29:58.040 Karaoke is a rush

00:29:59.160 Yeah and I'm 0.98

00:30:00.000 In no rush to fucking do it 0.91

00:30:01.480 Uh Pattern Recognizer 0.99

00:30:02.860 Says hey guys

00:30:03.620 Just listen to your

00:30:04.500 Debunking the telepathy tapes

00:30:06.120 Love your work

00:30:07.100 Thank you

00:30:07.580 Pattern Recognizer

00:30:08.520 Might have been a better

00:30:09.500 Use of our time

00:30:10.260 To do part two

00:30:11.040 But I forgot

00:30:11.940 So here we are

00:30:13.020 Wow

00:30:13.460 Yeah we could have done that

00:30:14.940 We literally have to do part two

00:30:16.420 Or else

00:30:16.840 What is Ian Carroll gonna steal

00:30:18.420 If part two

00:30:19.880 Wow

00:30:21.340 Shots fired

00:30:22.200 Part two

00:30:22.340 Alright so before we read

00:30:24.100 More we'll address

00:30:25.660 I know guys

00:30:26.360 Can somebody please 0.99

00:30:27.420 Sub to our fucking YouTube 0.99

00:30:28.600 So that we no longer 0.99

00:30:29.460 Have 6,066

00:30:31.420 Thank you

00:30:32.120 Whatever

00:30:32.380 Yes please

00:30:32.780 So the pee pee poo poo 0.90

00:30:34.300 Poor man says

00:30:35.280 It gives a dollar

00:30:35.980 Cause he's a poor man

00:30:36.780 Thank you

00:30:37.180 Spirit box 0.98

00:30:38.120 The wrapping vagina 1.00

00:30:39.340 That loves 1.00

00:30:40.240 I don't know

00:30:41.220 What that means

00:30:42.160 But I

00:30:42.520 Thank you

00:30:43.200 I like the energy though

00:30:44.340 Thank you pee pee poo poo man 1.00

00:30:45.380 We got a $50 super chat

00:30:46.780 From

00:30:46.960 Pee pee poo poo poo man 0.99

00:30:49.400 I'm the autistic

00:30:51.060 Scion

00:30:53.060 Scion

00:30:53.760 Of a deeply conservative 0.93

00:30:54.880 And homosexual 1.00

00:30:55.760 Roman political family 0.77

00:30:57.480 Roman catholic

00:30:59.080 Political family

00:31:00.000 Of equestrian rank 0.99

00:31:01.860 I fucking love it 0.89

00:31:02.880 Excellent addition to NDS 1.00

00:31:04.540 I love your shit 1.00

00:31:05.600 Donnie Darkin 1.00

00:31:06.580 Just fluttered his

00:31:07.920 Vagislaps at you 1.00

00:31:09.200 Dude I don't know

00:31:10.580 Who you are 0.95

00:31:11.280 Pee pee poo poo man 1.00

00:31:12.040 But you know

00:31:12.760 Top 10 at least

00:31:13.600 Top 10 favorite people

00:31:14.540 Yeah dude

00:31:15.080 I don't know what that means

00:31:16.040 But I agree

00:31:16.900 I agree

00:31:17.380 Yeah dude

00:31:18.060 I 100% agree

00:31:18.960 I understand what he's saying

00:31:19.960 About the Vagislap stuff

00:31:21.160 Yeah

00:31:21.520 Yeah

00:31:22.260 Can you explain it

00:31:23.280 No not at all

00:31:24.500 Probably it's not

00:31:25.180 I don't think it's good

00:31:25.700 For this show

00:31:26.120 To talk about that

00:31:26.780 Okay so please

00:31:27.600 Yacoub

00:31:28.580 Gotta get back to his stuff

00:31:30.360 Okay

00:31:30.600 The first time I smoked DMT

00:31:32.140 The experience was not

00:31:33.340 As overwhelming

00:31:33.920 As I expected

00:31:34.680 But it was still profound

00:31:36.360 It felt like I was

00:31:37.660 Inside of a donut

00:31:38.700 Cool

00:31:39.840 Imagine the space

00:31:41.300 As if it were a 4D environment

00:31:43.280 I remind

00:31:44.860 It reminded me

00:31:45.700 Of a Tesseract

00:31:46.640 Where no single point

00:31:48.300 In the environment

00:31:48.900 Stayed fixed

00:31:49.620 Everything seemed to

00:31:50.740 Constantly fold in on itself

00:31:52.140 During this trip

00:31:53.120 I do love that though

00:31:54.140 By the way

00:31:54.640 He goes

00:31:55.020 Imagine the space

00:31:56.840 As if it were a 4D environment

00:31:58.640 Hey

00:31:59.420 I've never been in one

00:32:00.600 Simply can't do that

00:32:01.840 Don't have the capabilities

00:32:03.580 But go on

00:32:04.440 Oh here

00:32:04.860 There's actually

00:32:05.480 A rejoinder to

00:32:06.340 Peepee pooping man 0.87

00:32:07.140 When I said

00:32:07.500 I don't know 1.00

00:32:07.840 What the fuck you just said 1.00

00:32:08.680 He just said 1.00

00:32:09.180 Thumbs up $10 1.00

00:32:09.940 I fucking 0.98

00:32:10.500 Hey you just made it 0.99

00:32:11.480 To the top 7

00:32:12.200 Yeah he's like

00:32:12.980 I'm glad you didn't understand

00:32:14.300 Thumbs up 0.99

00:32:14.980 Fucking like that 0.99

00:32:15.820 Alright well thank you 0.99

00:32:16.780 Okay

00:32:18.100 So nothing stays fixed

00:32:20.120 It's all kind of trippy

00:32:21.100 And folding in on itself

00:32:22.040 I kind of understand

00:32:23.400 What you're saying

00:32:23.820 But I've never experienced it

00:32:25.140 During this trip

00:32:27.240 Something extraordinary happened

00:32:28.840 Anubis

00:32:29.700 The ancient Egyptian deity

00:32:31.660 Appeared and followed me everywhere

00:32:33.880 I had no prior knowledge

00:32:35.720 Of him at the time

00:32:36.480 Yet he remained close by

00:32:38.400 Either as part of the environment

00:32:39.720 Or physically standing there

00:32:41.180 He didn't move or speak

00:32:43.000 But his presence was undeniable

00:32:44.780 The last time I used DMT

00:32:47.720 The experience defied words

00:32:49.280 But he's gonna try

00:32:50.420 I witnessed what I now understand

00:32:53.120 To be an angel

00:32:53.940 It began as a fiery bowl

00:32:55.920 Then morphed into spinning rings

00:32:57.580 With eyes circling the flames

00:33:00.500 That's crazy to think

00:33:01.500 That they were right

00:33:02.340 You know what I mean

00:33:03.700 Like these descriptions 0.98

00:33:04.740 Of like Ezekiel's wheel and shit 0.99

00:33:06.320 Like wheels within wheels 0.98

00:33:07.480 And like

00:33:08.420 You know

00:33:09.220 Cause sometimes you look at

00:33:10.220 Biblical text

00:33:11.920 And you say

00:33:12.720 They were limited by the words

00:33:14.740 That they had at the time

00:33:16.000 Like nah nigga 1.00

00:33:16.860 I really meant

00:33:17.720 Like a wheel with eyes on it

00:33:19.100 Hey man

00:33:19.600 I don't know how to

00:33:20.140 Hell else to put this 1.00

00:33:21.140 It's a fucking ring 1.00

00:33:21.960 Inside of another ring 1.00

00:33:22.960 Inside of another ring

00:33:23.800 And they're all covered in eyeballs

00:33:24.640 It was all on fire

00:33:25.660 And like

00:33:25.920 Oh what do you mean

00:33:26.520 Like plasma

00:33:27.180 What are you talking about 1.00

00:33:27.980 You idiot 1.00

00:33:28.380 And he was like 1.00

00:33:28.680 Nah dog

00:33:29.080 Fire

00:33:29.460 Fire

00:33:29.880 Fire

00:33:30.340 And it was full of eyes

00:33:31.140 And now Yakub saw it 1.00

00:33:32.180 He's like same shit 1.00

00:33:33.280 Seen the same 1.00

00:33:33.940 By the way

00:33:34.560 Shout out Dr. Jerry Marzinski

00:33:35.660 He's in the chat

00:33:36.200 And he likes the way

00:33:36.780 That we make eye contact

00:33:37.600 I have not looked at him

00:33:38.620 I don't like eye contact

00:33:39.560 Can you please continue reading

00:33:40.720 Yeah sure

00:33:41.220 Thank you

00:33:41.940 Eventually it transformed

00:33:43.500 Into a woman's face 1.00

00:33:44.760 Engulfed in fire

00:33:45.700 Before disappearing entirely

00:33:47.260 Cool

00:33:48.180 Both Anubis and the angel

00:33:49.940 Were figures I had no prior concepts of

00:33:51.820 Before these journeys

00:33:52.740 These experiences led me

00:33:54.700 To a spiritual awakening

00:33:55.860 Uh oh

00:33:56.420 Here we go

00:33:57.040 Shifting me from agnosticism

00:33:59.720 And ultimately guiding me

00:34:01.020 To explore more about spirituality

00:34:02.480 And even your show

00:34:03.920 So we're in that realm of

00:34:06.140 Like after agnosticism

00:34:09.560 Agnosticism

00:34:10.000 And like beyond spirituality

00:34:12.020 We're beyond

00:34:13.080 Beyond spirituality

00:34:14.280 I also love the idea that

00:34:15.720 We spend a great amount of time

00:34:17.320 Here being like 1.00

00:34:18.140 You know fuck the fallen 1.00

00:34:19.160 And the Nephilim 1.00

00:34:20.560 But because of Anubis

00:34:22.260 This dude's here

00:34:23.120 Yeah 1.00

00:34:23.580 It's like in your fucking face Anubis 1.00

00:34:25.160 In your fucking face 1.00

00:34:26.440 Anubis is just some dog 1.00

00:34:27.740 He's like I don't know

00:34:28.560 What's going on

00:34:29.080 He just showed up to this party

00:34:30.740 Alright

00:34:30.920 I'm grateful for the knowledge

00:34:32.640 And insight you've provided

00:34:34.000 And I feel compelled to share

00:34:35.280 Some intriguing phenomena

00:34:36.380 From my home in New Zealand

00:34:38.420 I wish he would have told us

00:34:40.020 He was from New Zealand

00:34:40.780 Never would have read it

00:34:41.880 Canadians

00:34:42.480 New Zealanders

00:34:43.540 What other places

00:34:45.420 That we get from

00:34:46.320 That I'm like

00:34:47.100 Other places that just aren't America

00:34:49.280 Are there certain states too

00:34:50.380 It's mostly not America 0.99

00:34:52.080 Yeah

00:34:52.380 Yeah

00:34:52.700 When I see it I go

00:34:54.040 You know what though

00:34:55.580 If somebody said they were from like

00:34:57.240 Botswana

00:34:58.700 I might be interested

00:35:00.000 I'd be like oh

00:35:00.720 But there'd be like

00:35:01.320 A lot of clicks 0.99

00:35:02.120 Like I can't read this shit 1.00

00:35:04.520 Oh yeah 1.00

00:35:04.940 Yakubian

00:35:06.000 I can't say that on this show

00:35:08.940 You can say it

00:35:09.180 I already said it 1.00

00:35:09.780 Yakubian nigger wizard 1.00

00:35:10.620 That's actually my 0.98

00:35:11.440 I coined that term

00:35:12.300 Yeah 1.00

00:35:12.600 Australia does suck 1.00

00:35:14.040 Australia also sucks 1.00

00:35:15.060 Agreed 1.00

00:35:15.440 Yeah

00:35:15.680 Worse than New Zealand

00:35:16.700 I kind of like New Zealand

00:35:17.660 Pretty cool

00:35:18.780 They filmed Lord of the Rings there 0.99

00:35:20.200 Which is fucking 0.98

00:35:20.820 That's all I know about it 0.99

00:35:21.860 I think

00:35:22.360 Alexander Volkanovsky

00:35:24.200 Fights from there

00:35:24.780 But whatever

00:35:25.160 I like Volkanovsky

00:35:25.660 Yeah

00:35:26.100 The stories of weird monoliths

00:35:28.540 Endless caves

00:35:29.320 And native legends

00:35:30.380 About red haired

00:35:31.480 Red haired giants

00:35:32.880 Yep

00:35:33.120 Whoa

00:35:33.660 In New Zealand as well

00:35:35.100 That's kind of cool

00:35:36.300 Okay

00:35:36.640 Let me know if you like pictures

00:35:38.940 Or more

00:35:39.260 Yeah I would have liked pictures

00:35:40.400 But this was like

00:35:41.140 Four months ago

00:35:42.200 Yeah

00:35:42.420 I wonder if he still likes the show

00:35:44.380 Probably not

00:35:46.500 Probably not

00:35:47.060 Yeah well actually

00:35:47.680 We read one that was like

00:35:49.060 Over a year old

00:35:49.980 And then the next day

00:35:50.860 That guy was like

00:35:51.440 Thanks for reading mine

00:35:52.300 And I was like

00:35:52.900 I wonder

00:35:53.840 Like I really wonder

00:35:54.780 What the half-life

00:35:55.720 Of the fans

00:35:56.680 I guess they would call them

00:35:57.600 Fans or

00:35:58.280 Or submitters

00:35:59.760 Emails

00:36:00.880 Submitters

00:36:01.220 I like submitters

00:36:02.540 Yeah

00:36:02.780 They're submitting

00:36:04.860 Oh look

00:36:05.360 Donnie Dark is in the chat

00:36:06.300 He says

00:36:06.520 I would love to take

00:36:07.320 Top out of date

00:36:08.000 To Australia

00:36:08.540 And I think it's a great way

00:36:09.500 To reconcile actually

00:36:10.380 Why to yell at me

00:36:11.220 That's true too

00:36:12.000 You're gonna read scripture to me

00:36:13.000 I don't wanna do that

00:36:13.820 Knock your chair over

00:36:14.400 When you get a little

00:36:15.060 You get a little wound up

00:36:16.380 I'll think about it Donnie

00:36:17.860 Yeah I just

00:36:19.140 I wonder about the half-life 0.99

00:36:20.540 Of our audience

00:36:21.340 Of our submitters

00:36:22.540 The one

00:36:22.980 The people who submit to our will

00:36:24.460 I would say they

00:36:25.180 They live a half-life

00:36:26.020 Yeah

00:36:26.300 No I mean like

00:36:27.220 So alright

00:36:28.220 This is three months ago

00:36:29.100 Right or two months

00:36:29.900 What month is it

00:36:31.640 January

00:36:31.940 This is January

00:36:32.640 So yeah

00:36:33.200 Yeah exactly

00:36:34.200 Or almost exactly

00:36:35.160 Two months ago

00:36:35.820 So I was like

00:36:36.560 Have we retained this person

00:36:38.360 As an audience member

00:36:39.440 Yakub

00:36:40.520 Have we retained you

00:36:41.580 Let us know

00:36:42.080 If you're still here Yakub

00:36:43.000 Yeah

00:36:43.380 If you can hear us

00:36:44.440 You can hear our voices

00:36:45.840 Alright let's see

00:36:46.980 Where we're at here

00:36:47.800 Okay so more details

00:36:49.720 On a personal note

00:36:50.520 My life has been filled

00:36:51.580 With remarkable

00:36:52.280 And at times

00:36:52.980 Dangerous experiences 0.96

00:36:54.440 Were they retarded 1.00

00:36:55.740 Right 0.92

00:36:56.160 My family is full

00:36:58.080 Of Freemasons 0.99

00:36:58.860 Wow

00:36:59.560 On both sides

00:37:00.480 And I've had

00:37:01.360 More than my share

00:37:02.340 Of near-death encounters

00:37:03.580 These include

00:37:05.080 A harrowing moment

00:37:06.160 When my flight

00:37:06.840 From Hawaii to New Zealand

00:37:08.120 Nearly crashed

00:37:08.980 During takeoff

00:37:09.860 Jesus Christ

00:37:11.100 Forcing a full takeoff

00:37:13.300 Abortion and evacuation

00:37:14.660 On the runway 0.98

00:37:15.440 And this nigga had 1.00

00:37:16.320 An abortion 1.00

00:37:16.840 Yeah

00:37:17.360 I've also had

00:37:18.660 Multiple near drownings

00:37:20.200 Been involved in car crashes

00:37:21.780 And near misses

00:37:22.700 And even narrowly escaped

00:37:24.320 Being abducted

00:37:25.300 By an aboriginal man

00:37:26.600 In Australia

00:37:27.160 Now David

00:37:28.300 I know that the audience

00:37:29.440 Yeah this is

00:37:30.060 I wish we could hear this

00:37:31.180 But I know the audience

00:37:31.900 Can't really hear

00:37:32.600 As much as we're hearing

00:37:33.520 Yeah

00:37:33.820 This is what I'm

00:37:34.640 I'm talking to

00:37:35.580 Quite Frankly

00:37:36.380 On Quite Frankly's show

00:37:37.340 And I'm trying to

00:37:38.200 Lay out this

00:37:39.180 Fantastic conspiracy

00:37:40.560 That we are uncovering

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00:38:09.400 It's actually the worst thing

00:38:12.520 Do we have to have our monitor

00:38:14.140 So high

00:38:14.780 We should just turn this down

00:38:15.980 Because the audience

00:38:16.840 Can't hear

00:38:17.560 Can you hear the children

00:38:19.120 It sounds like 17 children

00:38:20.820 Having a knife fight 1.00

00:38:21.720 Right outside the fucking door 1.00

00:38:22.940 It's just three children 1.00

00:38:23.980 Having a knife fight

00:38:24.900 It's so crazy dude

00:38:25.740 Can you hear

00:38:26.400 Chat can you hear the children

00:38:27.920 Chat

00:38:28.340 Is this real

00:38:29.040 Is this real

00:38:29.760 Is this even real life

00:38:31.020 Right now

00:38:31.560 Do we even have children

00:38:33.080 Are we here in real life

00:38:34.660 Right now

00:38:35.000 I'm gonna lower our monitors

00:38:36.860 Yeah

00:38:37.200 A little bit

00:38:37.860 Yeah there's no reason

00:38:38.860 We don't have to hear 0.99

00:38:39.540 Fucking 0.99

00:38:39.880 Okay they said 0.99

00:38:40.900 They could hear it a little bit

00:38:41.660 But I don't care about them

00:38:42.520 I can't hear them anymore 0.96

00:38:44.520 And it's fucking great 0.98

00:38:45.480 Loud kid says yeah 1.00

00:38:47.120 Son of a bitch 1.00

00:38:47.800 Holy shit 1.00

00:38:49.360 Okay perfect 0.99

00:38:49.980 Now I can't hear myself

00:38:50.820 There's no way

00:38:52.000 That they can make them

00:38:52.700 Play outside 1.00

00:38:53.340 That's fucking crazy 0.99

00:38:54.220 It's nine o'clock at night 0.99

00:38:55.140 There's bears out there

00:38:56.040 There's no way

00:38:57.100 That they could just 0.98

00:38:57.620 Fucking tie them up 1.00

00:38:58.580 And tell them to shut up 1.00

00:38:59.560 There's a whole other floor too 0.96

00:39:01.140 Yeah

00:39:01.420 It's crazy

00:39:01.840 Okay

00:39:02.080 It's crazy

00:39:02.660 Have you checked the children

00:39:03.900 No there's literally

00:39:04.740 The adults are in this room

00:39:06.120 And all the children

00:39:07.000 Are out there

00:39:07.560 Yes

00:39:08.060 Can I can I

00:39:08.640 Nancy 1.00

00:39:09.620 Fuck the children 1.00

00:39:10.580 Oh my god 1.00

00:39:11.700 Alright alright

00:39:12.340 What are we doing now

00:39:13.600 Are we gonna read the rest of this

00:39:14.560 I'm gonna continue reading it

00:39:15.480 I've had multiple near drownings

00:39:17.520 I don't know how you did that 0.81

00:39:18.580 Is he black 0.51

00:39:19.420 Car accidents 0.96

00:39:19.800 Probably

00:39:20.360 But he was abducted

00:39:21.900 By an aboriginal man

00:39:22.980 In Australia

00:39:23.600 No he was

00:39:24.460 He narrowly escaped

00:39:25.940 Being abducted

00:39:27.320 What does that even look like

00:39:28.560 They're not very fast

00:39:29.740 Yeah like

00:39:30.660 Where was he gonna bring you

00:39:31.620 Yeah

00:39:31.940 I don't know

00:39:32.680 I don't think you were

00:39:33.900 Like almost

00:39:34.760 Nobody gets almost abducted

00:39:35.960 He's gonna treat you

00:39:36.380 To a nice night of gasoline 1.00

00:39:37.940 Sipping and fucking 1.00

00:39:39.280 You know 1.00

00:39:39.720 Staring at the

00:39:40.780 Did he got in his car

00:39:41.820 Or something

00:39:42.240 I don't know

00:39:42.960 They don't have cars

00:39:44.020 I'd like to hear that story

00:39:45.100 Can they drive

00:39:45.640 Oh good question

00:39:48.340 I don't know

00:39:48.740 Is there an IQ test

00:39:50.700 I don't know 0.84

00:39:51.980 Can retarded people drive 1.00

00:39:53.580 Yeah

00:39:54.000 Yeah yeah yeah

00:39:55.200 I was watching that 0.97

00:39:56.220 How retarded 1.00

00:39:57.140 Well I was watching a girl 1.00

00:39:58.320 With down syndrome

00:39:58.980 Do a video

00:40:00.080 And she's like

00:40:00.960 You think that I can't

00:40:04.240 Dwink 0.77

00:40:04.500 So you don't offer me

00:40:07.020 A dwink 1.00

00:40:07.500 And then she goes on

00:40:08.740 To say

00:40:09.040 You think that

00:40:10.560 I don't

00:40:11.240 Drive

00:40:11.680 So you never

00:40:12.880 Teach me to

00:40:13.480 Drive

00:40:13.840 Yeah well

00:40:14.840 Your debt perception

00:40:15.860 Is a little off

00:40:16.500 That's what I'm saying

00:40:17.280 Dude

00:40:17.580 I'm just like

00:40:18.220 You know

00:40:18.580 The whole commercial

00:40:20.040 You guys know

00:40:20.700 What I'm talking about

00:40:21.200 There's a commercial

00:40:21.640 Out there

00:40:21.960 It's about all the things

00:40:22.800 That this down syndrome

00:40:23.820 Chick can do 1.00

00:40:24.620 But everybody

00:40:25.860 Won't teach her

00:40:26.800 How to do it

00:40:27.320 And I'm like

00:40:27.740 Well that's fascinating

00:40:28.500 Because I've learned

00:40:29.200 A lot of things

00:40:29.980 That people didn't teach me

00:40:31.280 The chicken or the egg

00:40:32.100 Because I'm not retarded

00:40:33.300 Yeah

00:40:34.160 But if you need somebody

00:40:36.440 To teach you

00:40:37.980 How to

00:40:39.460 I don't know

00:40:40.060 XYZ

00:40:40.800 Doesn't matter

00:40:41.360 Are they getting mad

00:40:42.900 Is the chat

00:40:43.360 Is there

00:40:43.620 They're not getting mad

00:40:44.520 They're asking

00:40:45.280 They're like

00:40:45.620 Can Cole drive

00:40:46.340 Actually I want to

00:40:47.460 Go ahead and pull this up

00:40:48.700 Here's a fun fact guys

00:40:49.800 When you show up

00:40:50.480 There's a college

00:40:51.040 Right across the street

00:40:51.880 From the Tropic

00:40:53.100 And it's

00:40:53.600 It is actually a college 0.95

00:40:55.420 For the mentally retarded 1.00

00:40:57.100 For the retarded 1.00

00:40:57.580 Yeah 0.90

00:40:57.840 Yeah

00:40:58.440 Yeah

00:40:58.800 Like not even joking

00:40:59.860 Which is cool

00:41:00.440 So we can go there

00:41:01.600 Right after the show

00:41:03.560 Well there's

00:41:04.020 There's other places

00:41:04.820 Around here too

00:41:05.340 Which is going to be cool

00:41:05.920 So if you do show up

00:41:06.880 To Bohemian Grove

00:41:07.700 After the Grove

00:41:09.460 Both nights

00:41:10.320 There are multiple

00:41:11.880 Restaurants and venues

00:41:13.200 And stuff like that

00:41:13.900 And we're going to be

00:41:14.440 Hanging out

00:41:15.040 Like pretty much

00:41:16.160 On that five block radius

00:41:17.200 Yeah

00:41:17.400 Maybe like even

00:41:18.160 A three block radius

00:41:18.960 We're going to take 1.00

00:41:19.440 That shit over 1.00

00:41:20.220 We're taking over 1.00

00:41:20.760 Three blocks of this town

00:41:21.740 Yeah

00:41:22.780 By the way

00:41:23.440 Peepee Poo Poo Poo 0.98

00:41:24.940 Says that the kids

00:41:25.680 Are quiet

00:41:26.120 And if anybody's

00:41:26.860 An authority

00:41:27.260 They're quiet

00:41:27.600 Because I threatened them

00:41:28.440 Yeah

00:41:28.680 Yeah

00:41:29.440 Which is fine

00:41:29.940 But that's good

00:41:30.900 I feel better now 0.99

00:41:32.080 Okay so let's fucking 0.98

00:41:33.180 Keep going here 0.99

00:41:33.820 Additionally as a child

00:41:35.120 I had a shadow person moment

00:41:36.820 No no no no

00:41:37.400 You forgot

00:41:38.020 Despite all the brushes

00:41:39.340 With danger

00:41:39.920 Right right

00:41:40.740 Because he got the

00:41:41.240 Abbo was going to 0.66

00:41:41.940 Kidnap him

00:41:42.200 Despite all these brushes

00:41:43.100 With danger

00:41:43.600 I've never broken

00:41:44.400 A single bone in my life

00:41:45.640 I've broken like

00:41:46.740 Twelve bones in my life

00:41:47.660 That's so crazy

00:41:48.480 I've never broken anything

00:41:49.660 Oh it's not fun 0.99

00:41:50.600 Fucking so 0.99

00:41:51.380 Like so thick 1.00

00:41:52.600 I'm made of such

00:41:53.600 Like sturdy 1.00

00:41:54.560 Crazy thick shit 1.00

00:41:56.060 Maybe you're just 1.00

00:41:56.820 Not going hard enough 0.99

00:41:57.700 I go so fucking hard 0.97

00:41:59.080 In everything that I do 0.98

00:42:00.140 Wake up 0.99

00:42:00.700 I'm gonna fucking 0.99

00:42:02.000 Put that 1.00

00:42:02.560 The gay front flip 0.95

00:42:04.060 Right now 0.90

00:42:04.900 Yeah dude

00:42:05.340 You would have thought

00:42:05.860 That I would have 1.00

00:42:06.260 Broken my shit 1.00

00:42:06.940 In my gay front flip 1.00

00:42:07.840 Never did that dude 0.96

00:42:09.060 I wake up

00:42:09.880 4am

00:42:10.720 Push ups 0.71

00:42:11.380 Saratoga 0.99

00:42:12.280 Fucking 1.00

00:42:12.900 Go to the bathroom 1.00

00:42:13.820 Saratoga 0.99

00:42:14.800 Big black dude 0.99

00:42:15.920 Saratoga

00:42:16.860 Alright

00:42:17.160 I'm gonna make a video

00:42:18.040 I wanna make a video

00:42:18.880 Of me doing like

00:42:19.840 The whole

00:42:20.180 You should do that

00:42:21.900 And then put my face

00:42:22.840 In Saratoga

00:42:23.540 And then you just 1.00

00:42:24.260 Fucking grab my head 1.00

00:42:25.180 And kill me 1.00

00:42:25.460 Until the bubbles stop 1.00

00:42:26.300 Until the bubbles stop

00:42:27.280 That's it

00:42:27.840 If I ever put my face 1.00

00:42:29.140 In fucking Saratoga water 0.99

00:42:30.320 And then what'll happen 1.00

00:42:31.040 Is I'll sit down

00:42:31.960 And I'll put my face

00:42:32.820 In the Saratoga water

00:42:33.660 But nobody's left

00:42:34.440 To push my head down 0.99

00:42:35.360 Because you're dead 1.00

00:42:36.120 And then I go

00:42:36.780 Is he man enough

00:42:38.300 Is he man enough 1.00

00:42:38.980 To kill himself 0.99

00:42:39.620 In Saratoga water 1.00

00:42:40.540 Are you man enough 0.99

00:42:42.160 To die 1.00

00:42:42.800 In a shallow bowl 0.94

00:42:44.400 Of Saratoga water

00:42:45.400 That guy seems

00:42:46.560 So boring

00:42:47.400 I was thinking

00:42:49.380 About following him

00:42:50.100 On Twitter

00:42:50.480 Ashton something

00:42:51.420 Whatever his name is

00:42:52.160 You know he does 1.00

00:42:52.300 A mean ass 0.99

00:42:52.940 Fucking like 1.00

00:42:53.480 Robot though 0.99

00:42:54.120 Like Terry Crews

00:42:56.100 Oh yeah

00:42:56.500 But just a boring person

00:42:58.600 Probably

00:42:59.060 Okay

00:42:59.480 Despite all of these

00:43:01.960 Brushes with danger

00:43:02.940 I've never broken a bone

00:43:04.080 A fact that I often

00:43:05.480 Find incredible

00:43:06.140 Given everything I've been through

00:43:07.280 Yeah I feel the same way

00:43:08.460 Me and Jakub

00:43:09.100 Are on the same wavelength here

00:43:10.240 So this is just over

00:43:11.100 Right here

00:43:11.440 Additionally as a child

00:43:12.440 I had a shadow person moment

00:43:13.740 Terrifying yet vivid experience

00:43:15.800 That has stuck with me

00:43:16.820 This seems to blur the line

00:43:18.420 Between this world

00:43:20.120 And something beyond it

00:43:21.200 Leaving an impression

00:43:22.320 That I would later connect

00:43:23.460 With my spiritual experiences

00:43:24.920 As an adult

00:43:25.720 All of these experiences

00:43:27.520 Have shaped my

00:43:28.540 Perspective on life

00:43:29.520 And strengthened my sense

00:43:30.840 Of resilience and purpose

00:43:32.080 And that's it

00:43:32.760 That's the whole

00:43:33.300 I feel like he did

00:43:34.100 A lot of alluding

00:43:35.020 To things

00:43:35.980 But not telling us about it

00:43:37.280 Which is always good

00:43:38.580 What I really enjoy

00:43:39.380 And thank you

00:43:40.420 Jakub for your submission

00:43:41.380 It was fascinating

00:43:42.280 But I just love

00:43:43.240 When people go like

00:43:44.200 They'll send us an email

00:43:45.440 And they'll be like

00:43:46.700 I've had this happen to me

00:43:48.520 Let me know

00:43:49.600 If you want to hear about it

00:43:50.420 And it's like

00:43:50.720 Well that's kind of 0.99

00:43:51.320 The fucking 0.98

00:43:51.720 That's not how this works 0.99

00:43:52.740 I feel like

00:43:53.160 You just catfished me

00:43:54.300 Yeah

00:43:54.580 Dave is nipping

00:43:55.460 Does that only happen

00:43:56.460 When he's next to top

00:43:57.620 I don't know what that means

00:43:58.280 I think that means drinking

00:43:59.420 Nipping

00:44:00.960 Is that what that means 1.00

00:44:01.760 Can you see his nipples 0.99

00:44:02.680 I can see his nipples 0.99

00:44:04.600 Oh is that what we're talking about 0.99

00:44:05.660 It's the lighting

00:44:06.000 It could be the lighting

00:44:06.940 No no

00:44:08.360 Slick Rick says 0.99

00:44:09.120 David dives ass first 0.99

00:44:10.540 When he swims 0.99

00:44:11.260 And that is actually

00:44:12.840 A little known fact

00:44:13.740 I didn't think anybody

00:44:15.040 Was aware of

00:44:15.660 I have actually seen him 0.98

00:44:16.780 Dive ass first 1.00

00:44:17.640 It's disgusting 1.00

00:44:18.300 You must have told people

00:44:18.580 Let's go ahead

00:44:20.420 And we have

00:44:20.800 We have more super chats

00:44:21.780 Oh we do have more super chats

00:44:22.720 Yes

00:44:23.220 Peepee poo poo man 0.93

00:44:24.280 Thank you again

00:44:24.980 The Peepee poo poo man

00:44:26.680 Yeah

00:44:26.880 Ten dollars

00:44:27.760 My name is David

00:44:28.600 I do front flips

00:44:29.420 Never broke a bone

00:44:30.240 I'm a stout player

00:44:31.660 That wants to pour

00:44:32.780 Pink Zinfandel

00:44:33.580 On my firm peepee

00:44:35.600 While you watch

00:44:36.680 Helpless

00:44:37.500 Helpless

00:44:37.980 I get it

00:44:38.680 Cause that is

00:44:39.380 If anybody were to watch me

00:44:40.940 Pour pink Zinfandel

00:44:41.880 On my peepee

00:44:42.560 They would in fact

00:44:43.300 Be helpless

00:44:44.120 I would make sure

00:44:45.280 That that was the circumstances

00:44:46.380 Under which

00:44:46.900 I would pour

00:44:47.620 I would pour

00:44:48.340 The water

00:44:50.400 What is it

00:44:50.920 The Saratoga water

00:44:51.720 Over my peepee

00:44:52.740 Yeah

00:44:53.040 Into the blue bowl

00:44:54.080 There's something

00:44:54.760 The man chose

00:44:56.200 A perfect aesthetic

00:44:57.220 For it though right

00:44:57.900 Yeah he did

00:44:58.700 He did

00:44:59.280 Everything is perfect

00:45:00.040 Like it is

00:45:00.540 I hate it so much

00:45:02.420 But I find myself

00:45:03.260 No matter how many videos

00:45:04.460 They make of this

00:45:05.180 Anybody

00:45:05.500 Oh it's remarkable

00:45:06.300 Like it's well shot

00:45:07.740 It's the whole thing

00:45:09.580 Like the frame

00:45:10.260 And everything

00:45:10.620 Cause they're in

00:45:11.680 Like Miami high rises

00:45:13.060 Right

00:45:13.360 So if he's in a pool 1.00

00:45:14.980 It's a fucking infinity pool 0.99

00:45:16.420 If he's eating breakfast 1.00

00:45:17.800 It's at a marble countertop

00:45:19.160 He's got all the most expensive

00:45:20.300 So it is aesthetically pleasing

00:45:21.820 David look at the time

00:45:22.000 Would you look at the time

00:45:22.880 Oh my god the pores 0.99

00:45:24.300 I forgot

00:45:25.080 I almost

00:45:25.460 No one reminded me

00:45:26.420 Guys

00:45:26.620 We have given you too much

00:45:28.800 That's it 1.00

00:45:31.720 That's fucking it guys 1.00

00:45:32.660 We've given you too much 0.99

00:45:33.720 Please

00:45:34.060 If you want to continue

00:45:35.220 Watching this thing 1.00

00:45:36.260 Making fun of my nipples 1.00

00:45:37.160 Making me feel insecure 0.99

00:45:39.020 About my body

00:45:39.740 Then you can go on over

00:45:41.120 To patreon.com

00:45:42.300 Backslash 1.00

00:45:42.700 If you want to continue

00:45:43.560 To call me handsome

00:45:44.520 What's up with that man

00:45:45.920 How come I get 1.00

00:45:46.580 What's wrong with your nipples 1.00

00:45:47.600 And then you get 1.00

00:45:48.680 You're more handsome 1.00

00:45:49.680 Than fucking Ian Carroll 0.99

00:45:50.780 I honestly don't even expect that 0.99

00:45:52.460 I feel like they're 0.98

00:45:53.720 Fucking with me 0.99

00:45:54.520 At this point 0.99

00:45:54.940 Well they never

00:45:55.560 There was no punchline

00:45:56.480 They just said 0.99

00:45:56.940 Hey you fucking look good 1.00

00:45:57.860 And then why is his nipples 1.00

00:45:58.980 Showing 0.99

00:45:59.680 Anyway

00:46:00.980 If you want to keep up

00:46:01.740 That sort of banter

00:46:02.560 Go on over to

00:46:03.360 Patreon.com

00:46:04.180 Backslash 1.00

00:46:04.540 Nephilim.Squad

00:46:05.320 Also help us get past

00:46:06.600 The 6.66

00:46:07.600 6,000 mark on YouTube

00:46:09.180 I don't like that

00:46:09.880 That's happening

00:46:10.340 But it is what it is

00:46:11.760 You know

00:46:12.440 Enjoy an ad

00:46:14.440 Previewing experience

00:46:15.220 Gain early access

00:46:15.880 To the episode

00:46:16.400 Before the general public

00:46:17.300 And even

00:46:17.900 There's like a discount code

00:46:18.940 From toplobsted.com

00:46:20.720 Merchandise 1.00

00:46:21.380 Oh you fucking stupid 1.00

00:46:22.880 How long have I been 1.00

00:46:23.500 Saying that

00:46:23.880 Anyway

00:46:24.180 Patreon.com

00:46:25.740 Backslash 1.00

00:46:26.120 Nephilim.Squad

00:46:26.860 And you can do it

00:46:27.480 For free

00:46:27.940 Otherwise

00:46:28.540 Bye bye

00:46:29.900 Pours

00:46:30.580 We gotta stop calling them

00:46:31.640 Pours

00:46:31.840 It happens for free

00:46:32.640 They're not poor

00:46:33.240 They just don't like us

00:46:35.040 As much

00:46:35.380 So we just say bye

00:46:36.340 I guess the people

00:46:37.440 Who

00:46:37.740 They don't submit

00:46:39.520 They don't submit

00:46:40.400 They don't submit as much

00:46:41.360 Yeah we like

00:46:41.700 I like those who submit

00:46:43.680 Yeah we like real

00:46:44.400 Submissive

00:46:45.120 Submissive audience

00:46:46.780 Excuse me

00:46:47.220 No I just realized

00:46:48.980 Dan Smots hit me up

00:46:49.980 And he goes

00:46:50.340 That a no

00:46:51.080 I was like

00:46:51.900 I guess it's a no Dan

00:46:53.360 My bad Dan

00:46:55.040 I'll reach out to you later

00:46:56.100 Okay

00:46:56.600 Next one

00:46:57.900 I don't think he watches

00:46:58.880 The next one is from

00:47:00.340 The 25th of January

00:47:01.880 And it's from

00:47:02.740 Somebody named 4

00:47:03.680 I think

00:47:05.040 Oh that's interesting

00:47:05.900 I think

00:47:06.400 Just 4

00:47:07.200 Just the number 4

00:47:08.320 Not like the 4 of 9 0.98

00:47:09.540 Okay

00:47:10.020 You want me to

00:47:10.540 I want to take this one away

00:47:11.420 Yeah please do

00:47:12.040 Hello

00:47:12.780 Hello

00:47:13.500 I have a quick story

00:47:15.100 It actually looks pretty lengthy

00:47:16.320 I have a quick story

00:47:17.740 Of my two major

00:47:19.220 Supernatural experiences

00:47:20.280 When I was 15

00:47:21.400 I was hanging out

00:47:22.460 With my friend

00:47:23.040 Also 15

00:47:24.040 That's good

00:47:24.480 It's good to hang out

00:47:25.120 With people your own age

00:47:26.000 And my nephew

00:47:27.780 Don't remember his age

00:47:28.860 I'm a bad uncle

00:47:30.020 I suppose

00:47:30.580 But half our age-ish

00:47:32.040 Okay

00:47:32.340 Alright that's fine

00:47:33.200 As long as you're aware

00:47:35.300 And we was all

00:47:37.420 Playing GTA 4

00:47:39.080 GTA 4 was the one

00:47:40.180 With the Arabic dude 1.00

00:47:41.260 The Arabic cab driver

00:47:42.480 Passed the controller

00:47:44.600 Whenever we died 0.97

00:47:45.660 Just doing dumb stuff 0.96

00:47:46.780 In the game 0.98

00:47:47.140 Causing havoc

00:47:47.840 So we all got

00:47:49.120 Timely turns

00:47:49.800 Alright

00:47:50.080 Unless you continue

00:47:50.760 In a second 0.78

00:47:51.120 $5 super chat

00:47:52.060 From Chili Bean

00:47:53.120 Last one

00:47:54.180 555

00:47:55.240 And he says

00:47:56.160 Do you think

00:47:56.960 That Trump is really

00:47:58.420 Going to deport 1.00

00:47:58.880 Illegal faggots 1.00

00:48:00.080 Um 1.00

00:48:00.640 Yeah

00:48:01.220 Yeah I think he will

00:48:02.400 I think that a lot

00:48:03.100 Of that stuff

00:48:03.580 Is easy to solve

00:48:05.120 It was problems

00:48:05.860 That should have

00:48:06.220 Never been problems

00:48:06.760 In the first place

00:48:07.460 And I think it's

00:48:08.300 Going to make

00:48:08.620 His administration 1.00

00:48:09.300 Look fucking 1.00

00:48:10.020 Super dope 1.00

00:48:10.940 He did deport

00:48:11.820 That one illegal 1.00

00:48:12.720 Faggot 1.00

00:48:13.260 The one 1.00

00:48:14.160 The TikTok dude

00:48:15.060 His name is

00:48:16.200 Capiche

00:48:16.900 I don't even know

00:48:18.040 Who that is

00:48:18.600 He's this dude

00:48:19.580 He comes

00:48:20.260 He uses the preacher

00:48:21.380 Cadence

00:48:21.820 That we were talking

00:48:22.480 About

00:48:22.640 Oh yeah

00:48:23.280 Episode 5

00:48:24.180 Which I misnumbered

00:48:25.000 Episode 6

00:48:25.620 Of the Genesis series

00:48:26.500 With Ed Mabry

00:48:27.060 We were talking about

00:48:27.720 Perfect pitch

00:48:28.560 And the preacher

00:48:29.540 Cadence

00:48:30.040 And this guy

00:48:30.840 Is doing it in Spanish

00:48:32.460 But he's telling people

00:48:33.620 He's like

00:48:33.980 You can just go

00:48:35.420 And settle in a house

00:48:37.420 Oh yeah

00:48:38.060 And take it over

00:48:39.520 I remember that

00:48:40.140 Yeah and then he's talking

00:48:40.860 About how much money

00:48:41.540 He's got from TikTok

00:48:42.180 Well he's deported

00:48:43.020 So maybe Trump

00:48:43.940 Will do that

00:48:44.600 That would be hilarious

00:48:45.420 That would be

00:48:45.780 I think it's a high likelihood

00:48:47.080 Yeah

00:48:47.440 Yeah

00:48:47.820 I agree 1.00

00:48:48.160 Fuck those people 1.00

00:48:48.940 Okay 1.00

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00:49:18.060 Alright

00:49:20.460 Wait wait

00:49:20.780 Now I forgot

00:49:21.200 Where I was doing

00:49:21.700 Okay

00:49:21.920 Pass the controller

00:49:22.840 Whenever we died 0.96

00:49:23.560 Just doing dumb stuff 0.96

00:49:24.420 In the game 0.98

00:49:24.760 Causing havoc

00:49:25.440 So we all got timely turns

00:49:26.760 Which is how you should play

00:49:28.200 By the way

00:49:28.740 When you have friends

00:49:29.280 Yes

00:49:29.600 After some time

00:49:30.660 I decided to go upstairs

00:49:31.640 And look at cheat codes

00:49:33.420 On the family computer

00:49:35.180 I don't know why

00:49:36.560 He said family computer

00:49:37.960 Like the mocking

00:49:38.700 Spongebob meme

00:49:39.860 Well because

00:49:40.720 This was at the time

00:49:41.660 This was at the time

00:49:42.540 When you had to look up

00:49:43.580 Like the cheat code

00:49:45.220 Is L1 1.00

00:49:46.120 L1R1

00:49:47.660 L1R1

00:49:48.780 L1R2

00:49:49.520 Yeah L1R1 0.96

00:49:50.720 No L1L2

00:49:52.020 R1R2

00:49:52.880 Left down right up

00:49:53.680 Left down right up

00:49:54.120 Yeah

00:49:54.260 That was like

00:49:55.040 Infinite weapons

00:49:55.920 I don't even think

00:49:56.360 That was money

00:49:56.760 People say that was money

00:49:57.440 I think it's actually weapons

00:49:58.240 It's weapons

00:49:58.780 Like the money

00:50:00.120 Was like down up

00:50:00.700 Down up down up

00:50:01.280 You ever accidentally 0.95

00:50:01.900 Look at porn

00:50:02.720 On the family computer 0.83

00:50:03.500 Accidentally yeah

00:50:04.760 I mean it wasn't an accident

00:50:06.000 I was you know

00:50:06.800 Beaten off but

00:50:07.680 Accidentally beating off

00:50:10.520 Alright anyway

00:50:11.340 While writing down

00:50:12.860 Cheats

00:50:13.380 I heard my friend

00:50:14.060 Coming up the stairs

00:50:14.780 And I turn around

00:50:16.020 And see what I thought

00:50:17.440 Was him

00:50:18.760 Going to the bathroom

00:50:19.740 And almost closed the door

00:50:21.000 All the way

00:50:21.600 What I saw

00:50:23.080 Was

00:50:23.820 The shape of him

00:50:25.080 Same height as him

00:50:26.900 Same

00:50:28.020 Mid neck 1.00

00:50:29.040 Natty ass 0.98

00:50:29.860 Curly dreadlock hair 1.00

00:50:31.460 Damn dude 1.00

00:50:32.100 This guy's black 1.00

00:50:32.760 Roasted your homie 1.00

00:50:33.680 Yeah he's black 0.99

00:50:34.180 And he looked

00:50:35.940 Right at me

00:50:36.660 As he passed

00:50:37.420 The door frame

00:50:38.200 Hair flung aggressively

00:50:39.760 90 degree turn

00:50:41.380 And I'm sorry

00:50:42.320 90 degrees head turn

00:50:43.960 From the angle

00:50:45.180 He was walking

00:50:46.080 Directly into the bathroom 1.00

00:50:47.140 That was a fucking 0.99

00:50:47.680 Excuseing sentence 0.99

00:50:48.580 But this thing was

00:50:50.440 Full black 0.95

00:50:51.700 Blacker than black 1.00

00:50:52.500 Very dark

00:50:53.420 The entire figure

00:50:55.040 Was black 0.72

00:50:55.920 That's interesting

00:50:56.520 So it took on

00:50:57.220 The shape of his homie 0.99

00:50:58.260 And even made sure

00:51:00.980 That it had the

00:51:01.740 Mid neck 0.99

00:51:02.760 Natty ass 0.98

00:51:03.480 Curly dreadlock hair 0.97

00:51:04.380 I think this guy

00:51:05.120 Was black 0.72

00:51:05.560 Because in the very 0.65

00:51:06.160 Beginning of the sentence

00:51:06.900 I wanted to say

00:51:07.740 Here we go

00:51:08.720 We

00:51:10.320 I was 15

00:51:12.500 I was hanging out

00:51:13.300 And nephew

00:51:13.900 But I don't remember

00:51:14.780 What did he say

00:51:15.760 And we was

00:51:16.900 Oh yeah

00:51:17.480 We was all

00:51:18.020 I thought he was being

00:51:18.740 You know

00:51:19.680 Yeah

00:51:20.580 When they say was

00:51:21.960 He spelled it

00:51:22.520 W-U-Z 1.00

00:51:23.460 Yeah

00:51:23.920 And I was like 0.99

00:51:24.480 Oh shit 0.99

00:51:24.860 He might be 0.99

00:51:25.500 A Kang 0.62

00:51:26.360 I think he is

00:51:26.980 He's a Kang 0.99

00:51:27.340 This is a Kang 0.98

00:51:27.880 Alright

00:51:28.300 Hey shout out

00:51:28.960 To all our Kangs 0.99

00:51:29.700 Shout out Kangs 1.00

00:51:30.380 Yeah

00:51:30.660 I wasn't scared

00:51:32.000 Because it was

00:51:33.520 My friend I saw

00:51:34.380 At least in my mind

00:51:35.280 It was

00:51:35.580 Just weird

00:51:36.540 That I didn't hear

00:51:37.120 Him close the

00:51:37.580 Bathroom door

00:51:38.140 Shortly after

00:51:39.260 I heard the door

00:51:39.840 Open again

00:51:40.420 I turn around

00:51:41.160 To see the same

00:51:41.880 Figure walk back

00:51:43.020 Going assumingly

00:51:44.160 Back down the stairs

00:51:44.960 That's weird

00:51:45.400 So you didn't

00:51:46.260 You did see

00:51:46.980 Your friend

00:51:47.420 For the most part

00:51:48.600 You saw the shape

00:51:49.420 Of him

00:51:49.680 You saw enough

00:51:50.320 Details that you

00:51:51.060 Surmised that it

00:51:51.600 Was your friend

00:51:52.000 But you didn't

00:51:53.460 Well I mean

00:51:54.500 If your friend 0.95

00:51:54.860 Was black 0.99

00:51:55.400 Then he just 0.99

00:51:56.480 Looked extra black 1.00

00:51:57.220 Yeah

00:51:57.680 And that wasn't

00:51:58.280 Necessarily enough 0.99

00:51:59.140 You look more black 1.00

00:51:59.280 Today bro

00:51:59.900 Yeah that wasn't

00:52:00.540 Enough

00:52:00.880 Okay so 0.99

00:52:01.660 Black people do 0.96

00:52:02.260 Make fun of each 0.85

00:52:02.920 Other though

00:52:03.340 For like

00:52:03.660 Oh for blackness 0.98

00:52:04.360 More black 1.00

00:52:04.980 Oh absolutely

00:52:05.580 Yeah

00:52:06.060 What is it

00:52:08.300 Charlie Murphy

00:52:09.900 Said he used

00:52:11.840 To be the 0.99

00:52:12.980 Blackest nigga 1.00

00:52:13.540 In the world 1.00

00:52:14.080 Until

00:52:14.760 Until

00:52:15.760 Somebody else

00:52:17.700 Came

00:52:17.880 I forgot who

00:52:18.340 It was

00:52:18.680 It wasn't

00:52:19.280 Like

00:52:19.460 It might have

00:52:19.740 Been like

00:52:19.940 It might have

00:52:20.200 Actually been

00:52:20.560 Michael Blackson

00:52:21.160 I don't remember

00:52:21.480 Who it was

00:52:21.940 But 0.99

00:52:22.160 Damn 0.97

00:52:25.320 Yeah cause 0.98

00:52:25.960 Cause Charlie Murphy

00:52:26.840 Used to call him

00:52:27.380 Darkness

00:52:27.880 Darkness

00:52:28.720 No no no no

00:52:30.920 You're talking about

00:52:31.700 Rick James

00:52:32.340 Who'd I say

00:52:33.720 Charlie Murphy

00:52:34.760 Was the blackest 1.00

00:52:35.600 You're saying like 0.87

00:52:36.740 Rick James was black 0.54

00:52:37.660 No no 0.80

00:52:38.200 Rick James used to call

00:52:39.360 Eddie Murphy

00:52:40.260 And Charlie Murphy

00:52:41.000 The darkness

00:52:41.860 The darkness

00:52:42.380 And when they

00:52:42.800 Showed up

00:52:43.200 He used to be like

00:52:43.700 Darkness has fallen

00:52:44.720 Which is crazy

00:52:46.480 Which is crazy

00:52:47.040 Okay yeah so they do

00:52:48.060 They didn't make fun

00:52:48.640 Of each other

00:52:48.940 To be a blacker 0.99

00:52:49.520 Okay

00:52:49.780 Wesley Snipes

00:52:51.580 Wesley Snipes

00:52:52.580 Thank you

00:52:53.420 Donnie Darkin

00:52:54.220 Of course if anybody

00:52:55.100 Was gonna know

00:52:55.620 It was gonna be

00:52:55.980 Donnie Darkin

00:52:56.280 You know my favorite

00:52:56.960 Line from that

00:52:57.780 That series is

00:52:59.120 I think it's

00:53:00.460 Paul Mooney

00:53:01.420 As

00:53:01.820 Oh my god

00:53:02.860 Negro Domus 0.98

00:53:04.560 Negro Domus 0.98

00:53:05.400 He goes

00:53:06.320 Wayne Brady

00:53:07.720 Makes Brian Gumbel

00:53:08.820 Look like Malcolm X

00:53:09.840 Incredible

00:53:10.560 Incredible

00:53:11.240 It's just something

00:53:12.000 That I say every day

00:53:13.180 To my

00:53:13.400 When I wake up

00:53:14.040 I brush my teeth

00:53:14.600 I go

00:53:14.800 Like Malcolm X

00:53:16.360 Dude

00:53:16.580 And he's dead

00:53:17.140 By the way

00:53:17.520 Paul Mooney's dead

00:53:18.160 R.I.P

00:53:18.700 He's very very funny

00:53:20.080 I used to think

00:53:20.740 He was gay 0.97

00:53:21.280 Yeah

00:53:22.100 He might have been

00:53:23.120 Because when I was a kid

00:53:24.020 And you see him on

00:53:24.820 Chappelle's show

00:53:25.520 There was something about him

00:53:27.040 He was in a do-rag

00:53:28.760 I remember all the time

00:53:30.040 In his cut scenes

00:53:30.780 But he just had

00:53:32.380 Very flamboyant

00:53:33.240 I just didn't know

00:53:34.000 How to place him

00:53:34.620 Because I had never 0.83

00:53:35.180 Heard blacks talk like that 1.00

00:53:36.260 So I was like 1.00

00:53:36.740 Oh this must be a gay one 1.00

00:53:37.820 And I don't know 0.98

00:53:39.200 I've never really put

00:53:40.060 That suspicion to rest

00:53:40.880 Okay so he says

00:53:41.580 He saw his friend

00:53:43.920 Come back out

00:53:44.580 And then assumingly

00:53:45.860 Walk down the stairs

00:53:46.520 At this point

00:53:47.440 I thought he was

00:53:48.560 Trying to scare me

00:53:49.360 Going to the bathroom

00:53:51.040 Not closing the door

00:53:52.000 Looking at me

00:53:52.880 As if he entered

00:53:54.200 And exited the bathroom 0.99

00:53:55.740 Oh shit 1.00

00:53:56.140 Because he's that black 1.00

00:53:56.960 Yes very black 1.00

00:53:57.640 So I go after him 0.77

00:53:59.520 Thinking it was my friend

00:54:00.840 I turn the corner

00:54:02.500 Into the hallway

00:54:03.220 With that feeling

00:54:03.960 Of assuming

00:54:04.520 To be jump scared 0.95

00:54:05.960 By my retarded friend 0.97

00:54:07.000 I turn another corner 0.85

00:54:08.540 To go down the stairs

00:54:09.640 And as I stood

00:54:10.600 At the platform above

00:54:11.920 Looking down

00:54:13.020 Into the basement

00:54:13.700 I see

00:54:15.420 What can only

00:54:16.820 What I can only assume

00:54:18.240 Was my friend

00:54:19.220 Doing a barrel roll

00:54:20.720 What's that mean?

00:54:22.340 Like a barrel roll

00:54:23.120 It's a hard word to say

00:54:24.800 Like a flip

00:54:25.220 Like a flip

00:54:25.740 No

00:54:26.140 That's like a somersault

00:54:27.280 A barrel roll

00:54:27.860 Would be like sideways

00:54:28.660 Oh that's a weird one

00:54:30.080 Yeah

00:54:30.380 Yeah

00:54:30.800 Yeah

00:54:31.140 Not really like a great

00:54:32.360 Not my first

00:54:33.760 Like go to role

00:54:34.800 I would go somersault

00:54:35.760 First

00:54:36.100 But

00:54:36.280 Yeah

00:54:36.480 No we know

00:54:37.300 Very rude

00:54:40.000 All right

00:54:40.300 So I run down the stairs 1.00

00:54:42.240 Trying to catch this idiot 1.00

00:54:43.520 In the act 1.00

00:54:44.120 Like

00:54:44.540 I don't know

00:54:44.780 Caleb

00:54:45.120 Caleb wants to know

00:54:46.000 How he sends a super chat

00:54:47.040 In the Patreon

00:54:47.560 You don't

00:54:48.460 Yeah

00:54:48.740 You already paid us

00:54:49.640 Oh wait

00:54:49.940 If you didn't pay us

00:54:50.660 You know what a super chat is 1.00

00:54:51.800 Fucking subscribe dog 1.00

00:54:53.100 He is subscribed 1.00

00:54:54.020 He's in the Patreon

00:54:54.700 Well he could be subscribed

00:54:55.760 For free

00:54:56.340 Oh yeah

00:54:57.820 You could also subscribe

00:54:58.780 For more

00:54:59.480 Yeah

00:55:00.260 Yeah

00:55:00.820 I think you could do

00:55:01.980 One time donations

00:55:02.860 On Patreon

00:55:03.460 All right

00:55:04.000 Whatever

00:55:04.280 I'm making 0.99

00:55:04.940 Just making shit up 0.97

00:55:05.720 Sorry Caleb 0.87

00:55:06.380 Thank you

00:55:06.920 If not

00:55:07.400 You know

00:55:08.120 I'll figure out

00:55:09.140 How to pay us 1.00

00:55:09.680 Stupid 1.00

00:55:09.960 Let's figure out 1.00

00:55:10.480 How to pay us

00:55:10.820 I'll give you my cash app

00:55:11.740 Okay

00:55:12.560 Where am I at here

00:55:13.240 Boom boom boom boom boom

00:55:13.820 So

00:55:15.000 I run down the stairs 1.00

00:55:17.120 Trying to catch this idiot 1.00

00:55:17.980 In the act 1.00

00:55:18.520 Like the jig is up

00:55:19.560 And

00:55:20.500 Going in the direction

00:55:21.540 Of the role

00:55:22.080 I hear my friend go

00:55:24.380 Hey

00:55:24.900 Come check out

00:55:26.060 What I did

00:55:26.640 He's still playing

00:55:27.720 Grand The Thotto

00:55:28.260 With my nephew

00:55:28.860 As I left them

00:55:29.860 To go look up cheat codes

00:55:31.080 And there's some other dude

00:55:31.880 Doing barrel rolls

00:55:32.840 In your hallway

00:55:33.440 You left your friend

00:55:34.800 Upstairs with your nephew

00:55:35.600 What kind of uncle are you

00:55:36.300 That's weird

00:55:36.720 So I asked him

00:55:38.400 He doesn't even know

00:55:39.160 His nephew's name

00:55:39.740 He doesn't even know

00:55:40.240 No he knows his nephew's name

00:55:41.480 He doesn't know his age

00:55:42.240 I don't even know this kid

00:55:43.380 Touch him as he wants

00:55:44.180 Yeah go ahead 1.00

00:55:44.800 Fuck that kid 1.00

00:55:45.280 So I asked him 1.00

00:55:47.320 Did you go upstairs

00:55:48.500 And try to scare me

00:55:49.500 From the bathroom

00:55:50.080 No

00:55:51.200 I've been playing GTA

00:55:52.620 He said

00:55:53.340 He began to talk

00:55:54.720 About the game

00:55:55.360 Interrupting him

00:55:56.900 I asked

00:55:57.380 So no one went upstairs

00:55:59.020 He said no

00:56:00.180 What's this one

00:56:02.000 What is this

00:56:02.340 You're talking about

00:56:02.740 How they can pay you

00:56:03.800 You can send him something

00:56:04.640 With the

00:56:05.140 In PayPal

00:56:05.860 And he could read 1.00

00:56:06.780 Your whole ass name 1.00

00:56:07.580 To the whole stream 1.00

00:56:08.800 I assume you're talking

00:56:09.940 About TLC

00:56:10.660 Jeez

00:56:12.380 I don't do that anymore 0.98

00:56:13.560 I fucking figured it out 0.96

00:56:15.000 I'm much better 0.99

00:56:15.640 At that now

00:56:16.500 I don't

00:56:16.720 That doesn't happen

00:56:17.480 Donnie Darkin

00:56:18.480 Thank you

00:56:18.920 Wow

00:56:19.300 But that's the old me

00:56:20.800 And I'm a new man now

00:56:22.040 Alright so

00:56:22.640 So

00:56:22.900 So

00:56:24.120 So

00:56:26.240 So no one went upstairs

00:56:27.640 He said no

00:56:28.240 So I told him my experience

00:56:29.960 And that it looked

00:56:30.720 Just like him

00:56:31.500 He couldn't care about

00:56:32.840 Anything else

00:56:33.580 But the game 0.99

00:56:34.140 That's fucking 0.99

00:56:34.700 What the fuck 0.99

00:56:35.320 I've had that happen before 0.99

00:56:36.620 Where my buddy saw

00:56:38.220 Like a kid

00:56:39.840 Like a baby

00:56:40.940 Standing in the middle

00:56:41.820 Based

00:56:42.260 Oh that was

00:56:43.220 I don't like when you

00:56:44.600 Intrusively put Toad

00:56:46.160 In my head like that 1.00

00:56:47.140 Like that's fucking 1.00

00:56:47.800 You gotta warn somebody 1.00

00:56:48.860 Based

00:56:49.740 Before you just play

00:56:50.700 A Toad drop

00:56:51.500 Cause this is so

00:56:53.020 Invasive

00:56:53.800 Yeah

00:56:54.340 It's like he's inside me

00:56:55.460 I like

00:56:55.820 It's like imagine

00:56:56.960 Being schizophrenic

00:56:57.940 Imagine Toad 0.59

00:56:58.740 Being inside anybody

00:56:59.860 Well imagine being 0.58

00:57:00.700 Schizophrenic 0.90

00:57:01.320 But the voice is Toad 0.83

00:57:02.400 Oh my god 1.00

00:57:03.200 Holy shit 1.00

00:57:04.100 Talk about suicide 1.00

00:57:05.320 Right

00:57:05.680 Immediately

00:57:06.320 Alright so

00:57:08.220 He says

00:57:09.720 He couldn't care

00:57:10.560 About anything else

00:57:11.360 But the game

00:57:11.900 We was best 0.99

00:57:13.060 I love this fucking guy 0.99

00:57:14.160 We was best friends 1.00

00:57:15.260 For years

00:57:16.080 At that time

00:57:16.900 And I believe

00:57:17.400 It wasn't him

00:57:18.220 But something else

00:57:19.080 The other time

00:57:20.720 I saw the black 0.96

00:57:21.960 Shadow figure thing

00:57:22.900 Was at work

00:57:23.800 Last year

00:57:24.460 I'm 28 now

00:57:25.480 Last time I seen

00:57:26.540 This figure

00:57:27.060 Was when I was 15 0.75

00:57:29.540 This guy is 100% black

00:57:30.960 And I'm so

00:57:31.960 Happy

00:57:32.760 Cause he said

00:57:33.740 He was at work

00:57:34.740 Oh yeah

00:57:35.240 I'm so sorry

00:57:37.560 That's not nice

00:57:38.860 That's a banger 1.00

00:57:39.360 That was good

00:57:39.720 That's not nice

00:57:40.280 So he's 28 now

00:57:42.400 And the last time

00:57:42.920 He saw this figure

00:57:43.500 Is when he was 15

00:57:44.680 But nevertheless

00:57:45.560 He saw it last year

00:57:46.780 Would this be cool

00:57:47.480 To do at Bohemian Grove

00:57:48.580 Like if we got

00:57:49.560 Like a

00:57:50.040 A chronicle story

00:57:51.820 I would love to

00:57:53.100 But the

00:57:53.460 But the problem is

00:57:54.720 And it's a very easy

00:57:55.560 Problem to get over

00:57:56.340 I don't like reading them

00:57:57.620 Until I get them on air

00:57:59.200 But I

00:57:59.720 But I want to make sure

00:58:00.560 That they're bangers

00:58:01.380 So then we have to have

00:58:02.700 Somebody pre-read it

00:58:03.500 A third party

00:58:04.180 A third party

00:58:05.020 A third party

00:58:05.480 That we trust

00:58:06.140 Hey Nancy

00:58:06.660 Would you want to read

00:58:07.580 That's a great person

00:58:08.780 Yeah it is

00:58:09.220 I love Nancy

00:58:09.920 So Nancy

00:58:10.560 Please

00:58:10.960 Would you consider

00:58:11.700 Vetting our

00:58:12.680 Our NDS Chronicle stories

00:58:14.700 And then

00:58:15.100 And then coming up

00:58:15.780 With like a top five

00:58:16.800 Or a top three

00:58:17.660 That would be great

00:58:18.300 Yeah that

00:58:19.420 I actually agree with that

00:58:20.560 I very rarely

00:58:21.720 Agree with what David

00:58:23.340 Asserts or asks

00:58:24.580 I agree with

00:58:25.240 The person who is now

00:58:26.460 Raven is better looking

00:58:27.660 Than Ian

00:58:28.040 Who also says

00:58:28.860 TLC is the best

00:58:29.800 So if Raven's better looking

00:58:31.040 Than Ian

00:58:31.440 Is also than

00:58:32.200 Raven then better looking

00:58:33.280 Than top

00:58:33.760 That's a question

00:58:34.500 What if we did

00:58:35.340 Like the fusion dance

00:58:37.700 And we became

00:58:38.660 That wouldn't really

00:58:39.840 Solve the hype thing

00:58:40.720 I don't want to touch you

00:58:41.760 That's true

00:58:42.280 Yeah so

00:58:42.840 Let's continue reading

00:58:44.200 What have we got here

00:58:45.080 I had a exit door open

00:58:47.060 This is when he's

00:58:47.700 28 years old

00:58:48.800 And he said he saw it

00:58:49.880 At work last year

00:58:50.580 I had an exit door

00:58:51.820 Open for air

00:58:52.760 And the outside

00:58:53.780 Is a small square

00:58:55.080 Holler 0.97

00:58:55.880 With trees

00:58:56.580 That's a fat

00:58:57.400 Holler 0.97

00:58:57.960 Is like

00:58:58.460 Southern thing

00:58:59.240 Southern thing

00:58:59.920 But what is it

00:59:00.340 In reference to

00:59:00.960 I guess it's like

00:59:01.740 A small wooded area

00:59:02.640 Yeah I think so

00:59:03.480 Okay we'll go with that

00:59:04.760 A small square

00:59:06.440 Holler 0.97

00:59:06.960 With trees

00:59:07.660 But then the

00:59:08.080 With trees

00:59:08.480 Seems redundant

00:59:09.140 It is redundant

00:59:09.980 Butt it up

00:59:11.020 Between our factory

00:59:12.020 And the next

00:59:12.720 I seen it

00:59:13.840 I seen

00:59:14.680 I seen

00:59:15.340 Scott just sent me 1.00

00:59:18.540 Fucking money 1.00

00:59:19.280 On cash app 0.99

00:59:20.160 Thank you for the

00:59:21.100 $13 on cash app

00:59:22.400 Scott for 1.00

00:59:23.080 Fuck you pay me 1.00

00:59:24.380 Thank you very much 1.00

00:59:25.040 Scott I actually

00:59:25.800 Took your

00:59:26.440 The photo you sent me

00:59:27.600 And I ran it

00:59:28.660 Through Studio Ghibli

00:59:29.640 And I thought about

00:59:30.420 Posting it

00:59:30.900 Did you really

00:59:31.460 Did you send it

00:59:32.120 To Scott though

00:59:32.700 I should

00:59:33.180 You gotta send it

00:59:34.000 To Scott

00:59:34.340 Studio Ghibli

00:59:35.740 Once I finish

00:59:36.800 Jerking up to it

00:59:37.720 What am I

00:59:38.060 Finished dude

00:59:40.260 That doesn't take that

00:59:40.900 Alright

00:59:41.120 So as a

00:59:43.180 Small holler

00:59:43.800 Whatever

00:59:44.160 I seen it

00:59:46.420 Passed by the door

00:59:47.820 From the outside

00:59:48.700 Didn't look like

00:59:50.160 Anyone I knew

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01:00:17.620 And it was 5pm

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01:00:23.000 See through this thing 0.92

01:00:23.980 Black is black 0.98

01:00:25.200 And he knows black 0.90

01:00:26.320 Forgive my spelling

01:00:28.440 And grammar

01:00:29.140 For I am an

01:00:30.240 Uneducated

01:00:31.320 Polar

01:00:32.100 Whoa

01:00:32.620 Plot twist

01:00:33.700 Plot twist

01:00:35.240 He's a Polar 0.92

01:00:36.220 Dude

01:00:36.820 I did not see that 0.99

01:00:37.800 That's fucking phenomenal 1.00

01:00:38.640 Damn 1.00

01:00:39.560 You know damn well 1.00

01:00:40.300 He's listening to this 0.83

01:00:41.200 For this whole

01:00:41.860 Like 20 minutes

01:00:42.600 And he's laughing

01:00:42.720 And he's like 1.00

01:00:42.980 They think I'm fucking black 1.00

01:00:44.100 As I wrote this 1.00

01:00:46.040 I wondered if 0.95

01:00:47.100 Whatever that black 1.00

01:00:48.080 Shadow figure

01:00:48.740 I saw

01:00:49.400 Maybe

01:00:50.700 My

01:00:51.360 Great

01:00:52.460 Grandfather

01:00:53.660 Who was simply

01:00:54.780 A chimney sweep

01:00:55.820 Covered in soot

01:00:57.160 Coming to check up

01:00:58.860 On me

01:00:59.220 Oh this makes sense

01:01:00.140 He's Polish 0.98

01:01:00.820 No that's retarded 1.00

01:01:01.800 They were all 0.86

01:01:02.380 Pretty sure all Polish 1.00

01:01:03.440 People were chimney sweeps

01:01:04.360 But you know

01:01:05.240 I gotta admit

01:01:06.060 I don't think

01:01:08.100 That's what's going on here

01:01:08.960 Homie 0.99

01:01:09.320 And it doesn't seem

01:01:11.320 Like it did anything

01:01:11.820 Nefarious

01:01:12.480 No barrel roll

01:01:13.440 Is kind of dope

01:01:14.100 Yeah

01:01:14.640 Could your grandpa

01:01:15.540 Barrel roll

01:01:16.220 Something tells me

01:01:16.920 A career chimney sweep

01:01:17.880 Can't really 0.99

01:01:18.340 Isn't really fucking nimble 0.98

01:01:19.740 Could your friend 0.99

01:01:20.960 Barrel roll

01:01:21.460 I doubt it

01:01:22.040 He says

01:01:22.480 God bless you too 0.98

01:01:23.360 After we just fucking 0.97

01:01:24.340 Oh he asked you 0.99

01:01:25.560 For $13

01:01:26.120 He didn't give you

01:01:27.260 $13

01:01:27.680 Did you really

01:01:28.640 Yeah he requested it

01:01:30.180 He did request it 1.00

01:01:32.860 Oh shit 0.99

01:01:33.720 Hold on a second 1.00

01:01:34.180 I lost my way

01:01:34.780 I think you should pay him

01:01:35.580 I was about to pay him

01:01:36.520 And then I was like

01:01:37.100 Oh wait

01:01:37.440 I have to finish reading this

01:01:38.640 His name is just

01:01:40.500 Four by the way

01:01:41.460 Just four

01:01:42.740 Anybody hear

01:01:43.500 The kid call

01:01:44.320 Okay

01:01:44.860 God bless you too

01:01:46.240 God bless you

01:01:46.800 Four

01:01:47.060 And additional email

01:01:48.740 Which is not true

01:01:49.760 It's all part of the same one

01:01:52.120 Additional email

01:01:52.780 Is like another paragraph

01:01:53.660 It says

01:01:53.940 You know how sleep paralysis

01:01:54.980 Demons usually manifest

01:01:56.260 In the form of

01:01:57.240 Succubus or incubus

01:01:58.700 Like they start off

01:01:59.820 Looking like a total babe

01:02:00.800 And before you know it

01:02:01.620 It's a total

01:02:02.140 Ugo Hagrid witch 0.76

01:02:03.080 Yeah

01:02:03.480 What if sleep paralysis

01:02:04.780 Demons manifested 0.99

01:02:05.840 In the form of a black guy 1.00

01:02:07.300 And you think 0.79

01:02:08.280 You're being robbed

01:02:09.280 Honestly that's a much better

01:02:10.720 Way of doing it

01:02:12.940 Because you know

01:02:14.180 When that happens

01:02:14.780 You just go like

01:02:15.320 Take whatever you want

01:02:16.320 Yeah

01:02:16.800 And get out of my house 0.97

01:02:17.860 Right

01:02:18.480 Yeah yeah yeah yeah

01:02:19.480 Yeah as opposed

01:02:20.260 And then you don't have 0.98

01:02:20.960 To have sex with us 0.99

01:02:21.820 I do yeah 1.00

01:02:23.440 So okay

01:02:23.820 So this guy

01:02:24.320 He's kind of on the same

01:02:25.200 Wavelength as us

01:02:26.060 I think he thought about

01:02:27.220 Yeah he thought about it

01:02:28.160 A little bit

01:02:28.540 Then he came back

01:02:29.180 He's like

01:02:29.400 That's not my grandfather

01:02:30.080 Somebody said

01:02:30.740 Dada

01:02:31.060 Yeah because

01:02:31.800 For some reason

01:02:32.500 Our wives just think 1.00

01:02:33.300 It's funny to allow

01:02:34.040 The children to just

01:02:34.880 Come to the door

01:02:35.480 Oh they think

01:02:35.880 It's hilarious

01:02:36.460 They think it's hilarious

01:02:37.180 Yeah you know

01:02:37.920 What's gonna be hilarious

01:02:38.720 I'm trying to run

01:02:39.580 A business over here

01:02:40.380 With this whole

01:02:40.980 Operation tanks

01:02:42.200 And then my wife

01:02:43.160 Has to go back to work

01:02:44.260 And their days of being

01:02:45.500 Pilates moms 0.99

01:02:46.280 Are fucking far behind them 0.99

01:02:47.520 That's what's gonna be fun 0.99

01:02:48.440 It's very funny

01:02:49.200 It's funny right now

01:02:50.620 Yeah

01:02:50.840 Because we're doing chronicles

01:02:51.840 And I don't really care

01:02:52.520 About you people

01:02:53.100 Yeah yeah yeah

01:02:53.380 But we were on a show

01:02:54.680 Oh my god

01:02:55.400 People we didn't know

01:02:56.380 Yeah

01:02:56.640 Embarrassing

01:02:57.520 We're bringing forth

01:02:58.540 Well no that's okay

01:02:59.320 Because while it was happening

01:03:00.200 And you were getting frustrated

01:03:01.500 On your end

01:03:02.040 On my end

01:03:03.080 My wife was having a tickle fight 1.00

01:03:05.020 With my son

01:03:05.760 That's right

01:03:06.260 Directly outside the door

01:03:07.420 That's disrespectful

01:03:08.400 A tickle fight 0.93

01:03:09.200 Yeah very disrespectful

01:03:09.960 All right so go ahead

01:03:11.040 Start this

01:03:11.780 Which one is it

01:03:12.880 The 28th Harry

01:03:13.880 I think this is the last one

01:03:14.840 We'll do

01:03:15.120 Because I'm gonna check

01:03:15.740 On these kids

01:03:16.240 They're calling me

01:03:16.760 The 28th Harry

01:03:17.880 Okay okay

01:03:18.520 No we what about

01:03:19.240 Chili Bean says

01:03:20.260 Get the children off

01:03:21.420 Dude it's so crazy

01:03:22.400 It's so crazy 0.99

01:03:23.140 Maybe we'll drown them 0.93

01:03:24.900 I wanna see how this goes 0.58

01:03:26.180 Actually I didn't wanna

01:03:26.680 Talk to you guys

01:03:27.160 I wanna say

01:03:27.440 Yell at my wife 1.00

01:03:28.600 Yell at my wife 1.00

01:03:30.260 It's so crazy

01:03:30.960 Very disrespectful

01:03:31.720 They go oh

01:03:32.420 Make enough money

01:03:33.100 So that we can 0.98

01:03:33.760 Fucking be Pilates moms 1.00

01:03:35.260 I'm like you don't even 1.00

01:03:35.780 Do Pilates

01:03:36.380 Number one

01:03:36.880 And number two

01:03:37.860 I would

01:03:38.860 But the only thing

01:03:40.220 Holding us back

01:03:40.960 Is the occasional sound

01:03:41.940 Of children in the background

01:03:42.920 That the fan base hates

01:03:44.260 Okay

01:03:44.520 This is

01:03:46.160 This is from

01:03:47.140 I forgot whose

01:03:49.960 Whose name this was

01:03:50.580 I'll ask top

01:03:51.120 When he comes back in

01:03:51.760 It says hello

01:03:52.800 To the most dangerous

01:03:54.000 Of retards 1.00

01:03:54.700 Hello to you

01:03:55.360 Anonymous

01:03:55.780 You're not anonymous

01:03:56.400 I just forgot your name

01:03:57.240 Who's this guy

01:03:58.300 Did you yell at them

01:03:59.300 Harry

01:03:59.580 No I asked him

01:04:00.320 Oh it was nothing good right 1.00

01:04:03.320 He called me a butthole 0.99

01:04:06.820 Oh okay 1.00

01:04:07.420 No he asked when

01:04:08.500 We were going to be done

01:04:09.280 We're going to be done

01:04:09.940 How long has it been

01:04:11.320 An hour

01:04:11.640 Okay

01:04:11.900 Hello to the most 0.89

01:04:13.560 Dangerous of retards 1.00

01:04:14.680 And this is from 0.98

01:04:15.300 This is so crazy

01:04:16.520 They can't

01:04:16.920 Oh my god

01:04:17.320 Here is my refined story

01:04:20.120 I used chat GPT

01:04:21.780 To add more writing

01:04:23.160 Where I lacked

01:04:24.040 Retarded 1.00

01:04:24.800 Wow

01:04:25.580 I really actually

01:04:26.760 Appreciate that

01:04:27.380 Is that a bad idea

01:04:28.360 Honestly it's going to

01:04:29.600 Come back with a lot of lies

01:04:30.760 You're going to have your 0.95

01:04:31.360 A demonic entity

01:04:33.040 Tell your demonic story

01:04:34.180 Right

01:04:35.380 Right

01:04:35.760 I don't know

01:04:36.600 It kind of tracks

01:04:37.260 Also I wanted to add

01:04:39.180 The path I went down

01:04:40.620 With self discovery

01:04:42.180 And all that you guys

01:04:43.480 Talk about

01:04:44.140 Could have potentially

01:04:45.120 Been a lot more dangerous

01:04:46.300 Physically and spiritually

01:04:47.560 Than what happened to me

01:04:50.080 I wouldn't recommend

01:04:51.300 Free balling DMT

01:04:52.860 And just trying to

01:04:55.460 Figure it out yourself

01:04:56.540 You guys have made me aware

01:04:58.180 Of the dangers

01:04:59.380 I put myself in 0.99

01:05:00.340 Damn 0.97

01:05:00.600 Okay 0.99

01:05:00.980 Alright cool 0.98

01:05:01.600 I don't fucking 0.99

01:05:02.560 Man alright 0.99

01:05:03.300 It's crazy

01:05:04.300 Alright so it's

01:05:04.800 Journey with DMT

01:05:05.820 Somebody says

01:05:06.840 Your kids sound like 0.75

01:05:07.620 My ragdoll cat

01:05:08.620 I don't know

01:05:09.080 My kids aren't even

01:05:10.740 Supposed to be here right now

01:05:11.600 They're supposed to be

01:05:12.100 Staying at their 1.00

01:05:12.520 Grandparents house

01:05:13.160 But they've decided 0.99

01:05:13.820 To fucking harass me 0.99

01:05:15.540 Harangue 0.99

01:05:16.360 Harangue

01:05:16.980 I'm not sure the meaning

01:05:17.720 Of that word

01:05:18.160 But I use it often

01:05:19.020 Do you want to

01:05:20.020 Take this one over

01:05:20.540 This is Journey with DMT

01:05:21.960 The first time

01:05:22.500 I smoked DMT

01:05:23.520 Yeah

01:05:23.800 It wasn't as overwhelming

01:05:25.280 As I expected

01:05:25.880 But it was still something

01:05:27.100 I feel like we just 0.98

01:05:28.020 Fucking read this 0.99

01:05:29.020 No 1.00

01:05:30.040 Yes

01:05:30.720 No

01:05:31.140 Yeah

01:05:31.520 Donuts shape space

01:05:33.580 Like being inside

01:05:34.800 A 4D environment

01:05:35.880 Wait

01:05:36.380 Anubis appeared

01:05:37.820 Yeah dog 1.00

01:05:38.760 This is the same shit 1.00

01:05:39.660 This one is written 1.00

01:05:40.840 By ChatGPT

01:05:42.120 He's from New Zealand

01:05:43.100 Wait

01:05:43.460 Hawaii to New Zealand

01:05:44.800 Wait wait wait

01:05:45.340 Oh

01:05:46.040 Oh he actually

01:05:48.260 Elaborated

01:05:49.500 Oh I see

01:05:51.260 Okay well now

01:05:52.080 He's gotta wait

01:05:52.700 Yeah sorry dude

01:05:53.740 Back of the line

01:05:54.200 We're gonna come

01:05:54.700 We're gonna come on you

01:05:55.640 We're gonna come back to you

01:05:56.520 Next time

01:05:57.120 Okay this is a long

01:05:58.240 This is a long story

01:05:59.360 Let me see if we have

01:06:00.100 Any shorter ones

01:06:00.800 I'm sorry

01:06:01.100 Whoever you

01:06:01.600 Harry

01:06:01.940 Harry

01:06:02.660 Harry

01:06:03.660 Harry balls

01:06:04.140 Harry

01:06:04.520 Oh this one's long too

01:06:06.320 Alright we're gonna

01:06:06.880 We're gonna go through it

01:06:07.820 No it's fine

01:06:08.460 Let's do a long one 1.00

01:06:09.260 We gotta kill another 1.00

01:06:10.220 Half an hour 0.99

01:06:10.680 Unless you wanna go back

01:06:11.560 And care about your kids

01:06:12.600 That's fine I guess 1.00

01:06:13.200 Either I'm gonna kill kids 1.00

01:06:14.100 Or kill half an hour 1.00

01:06:15.020 What are we doing here 0.52

01:06:15.680 What are we doing here

01:06:16.320 Alright hold on

01:06:17.060 Let's see

01:06:17.380 Where was the

01:06:17.840 Where was the last one

01:06:18.700 Ponty

01:06:19.940 Ponty

01:06:20.580 Yeah yeah

01:06:21.040 Let's do Ponty

01:06:21.640 My Ponty's

01:06:22.440 Okay

01:06:22.680 And then we

01:06:23.260 And then for

01:06:23.880 Okay

01:06:24.200 Alright I see

01:06:24.840 Here's a

01:06:25.440 Ponty says

01:06:26.900 Here's a copy

01:06:27.500 Of a letter

01:06:28.000 Sent to a friend

01:06:28.720 Guys stop sending us

01:06:29.600 Doubles

01:06:29.980 It's very confusing

01:06:30.960 When I'm

01:06:31.700 When I'm trying

01:06:32.200 To figure this out

01:06:32.860 Oh this one's very long

01:06:33.780 So we can't

01:06:34.640 We can't break

01:06:35.340 To talk about

01:06:35.920 What Sam Tripoli

01:06:36.840 Is saying in the chat

01:06:37.540 What Def Am

01:06:39.320 Jay Brooks

01:06:40.060 Is saying in the chat

01:06:40.800 Why not

01:06:41.280 They're asking

01:06:41.860 If I have a basement

01:06:42.640 I don't have a basement

01:06:43.580 This is Florida

01:06:44.280 It's Florida

01:06:44.480 Yeah you don't really

01:06:45.180 Have basements

01:06:46.300 Did Nancy 0.84

01:06:47.100 Did she ever give us

01:06:47.820 An answer about

01:06:48.340 Whether or not

01:06:48.740 She would screen

01:06:49.260 Our things

01:06:49.900 I don't think

01:06:50.460 Nancy likes us

01:06:51.340 Nancy yeah

01:06:53.440 One two three

01:06:54.200 In the chat

01:06:54.580 If you'll read 1.00

01:06:55.300 Our shit 1.00

01:06:56.800 Yes we'll do 0.99

01:06:57.540 It's also three characters

01:06:58.760 Yeah

01:06:59.780 That's actually

01:07:00.760 That's true

01:07:01.380 Yeah

01:07:01.720 Yeah but then yes

01:07:03.220 Could be anything

01:07:03.680 One two three

01:07:04.360 Okay

01:07:04.860 Good evening brother

01:07:07.060 It was a delight

01:07:08.200 Seeing you at church

01:07:09.120 What

01:07:09.600 This is a letter

01:07:10.740 Oh this is a letter

01:07:11.100 Can you really pay attention

01:07:12.120 To these people

01:07:12.720 Yeah

01:07:13.020 I hesitate to say

01:07:15.020 That you can't imagine

01:07:16.620 What a confirmation

01:07:17.660 It was of God's work

01:07:19.640 In my life

01:07:20.120 To share that time

01:07:21.100 With you

01:07:21.440 Since I've

01:07:23.220 Said that time

01:07:24.000 With you

01:07:24.260 Since I've always

01:07:25.160 Had the sense

01:07:26.100 You were a straight

01:07:27.020 Dealer

01:07:27.420 And not slinging

01:07:28.580 Skybala 0.82

01:07:29.840 What the hell

01:07:31.080 Does that mean

01:07:31.560 I'm sorry

01:07:32.320 I was just scrolling

01:07:33.140 Down because I'm like

01:07:33.860 This is weird

01:07:34.540 Like as soon as

01:07:35.300 It starts off

01:07:35.860 It's just a letter

01:07:36.800 From somebody else

01:07:37.620 Skybala

01:07:39.140 Where is it

01:07:39.820 Skybala

01:07:40.860 Yeah

01:07:41.120 Yeah Skybala

01:07:42.320 Very weird

01:07:42.980 And the Lord

01:07:44.660 Tends to show people

01:07:45.500 Like this

01:07:45.960 That is handiwork

01:07:47.960 From time to time

01:07:48.820 And you know it

01:07:50.760 When you see it

01:07:51.460 This is a weird letter

01:07:52.260 And I'm sure you have

01:07:53.580 I wanted to write you

01:07:54.760 Tonight for a few reasons

01:07:56.000 First

01:07:56.680 To let you know

01:07:58.020 That all the most

01:07:59.340 Scandalous dreams

01:08:00.180 You may have had

01:08:00.920 For the church

01:08:01.560 May in fact be coming true

01:08:03.160 And second

01:08:03.920 That I've

01:08:04.880 I've just

01:08:06.960 Had a crushing

01:08:08.220 Ecstatic

01:08:09.240 Spiritual experience

01:08:10.280 Which I must testify

01:08:11.320 Of immediately

01:08:12.560 What sorts of

01:08:13.600 Scandalous dreams

01:08:14.820 Do you have for a church

01:08:16.020 This is a wild letter

01:08:17.480 I

01:08:17.940 All right

01:08:18.860 Okay

01:08:19.200 Let's keep it going

01:08:20.400 I'm gonna read it

01:08:21.160 Yeah

01:08:21.320 Both points are related

01:08:23.180 And I'll illustrate

01:08:24.600 How by way of anecdote

01:08:26.200 During the pandemic

01:08:27.240 I had a benefited job

01:08:29.480 With the parks department

01:08:30.680 With all the perks

01:08:31.940 Etc

01:08:32.360 I believe

01:08:34.160 I related some of this

01:08:35.340 To you

01:08:35.720 During our time together

01:08:37.360 I gave up that position

01:08:38.920 Due to some grave

01:08:39.920 Ethical concerns

01:08:40.820 And during the same

01:08:42.000 Period of time

01:08:42.740 Left the board

01:08:44.040 Of a small Mennonite church

01:08:45.740 Upon which I serve

01:08:46.980 What is a Mennonite?

01:08:49.540 Do you know?

01:08:50.080 I don't know

01:08:50.640 And we can't even

01:08:51.980 Like Google it

01:08:52.640 Because

01:08:52.760 It was a character

01:08:53.380 From Kirby

01:08:54.480 No Mennonites are 1.00

01:08:56.700 Oh that's Mennonite 1.00

01:08:57.560 I'm sure that somebody

01:08:59.080 Will tell us

01:08:59.740 Somebody please

01:09:00.620 Sound off in the chat

01:09:01.280 What is a Mennonite?

01:09:02.140 Yeah

01:09:02.340 What is a Mennonite?

01:09:03.500 Mennonite 0.81

01:09:03.980 Is it like a black 1.00

01:09:04.940 Hebrew? 0.98

01:09:05.640 Oh it could be black

01:09:06.340 I don't know

01:09:08.020 Simultaneously

01:09:08.960 I was ravaged

01:09:09.740 By mysterious symptoms

01:09:10.780 For months on end

01:09:11.840 That I knew through

01:09:13.060 My thorough familiarity

01:09:14.920 With the specific

01:09:15.940 Way diseases

01:09:16.760 Thank you

01:09:17.220 Sonny sometimes

01:09:17.900 Says it's Amish 1.00

01:09:18.760 Amish

01:09:19.400 Okay

01:09:19.660 Right

01:09:19.900 Right

01:09:20.160 Right

01:09:20.340 Right

01:09:20.440 Right

01:09:20.540 Okay

01:09:21.360 He was

01:09:23.200 He knew through

01:09:23.940 His

01:09:24.280 His familiarity

01:09:26.960 With specific

01:09:27.600 The specific way

01:09:28.380 Diseases are diagnosed

01:09:29.380 In the medical system

01:09:30.300 Would efficiently

01:09:31.580 Evade diagnosis

01:09:32.780 Nonetheless

01:09:33.700 So he used WebMD

01:09:35.160 I continued to believe

01:09:36.920 God would do a work

01:09:37.900 In my life

01:09:38.440 I for all intents

01:09:40.260 And purposes

01:09:40.680 Lost my mind

01:09:41.720 I believe it

01:09:43.280 I became a dried out leaf

01:09:45.080 A fragile subject

01:09:46.060 The shell

01:09:46.580 Of who I used to be

01:09:47.680 My personality

01:09:49.000 Was obliterated

01:09:49.880 I thank God

01:09:50.760 For my friends

01:09:51.580 In this time

01:09:52.440 Who tolerated

01:09:53.180 That sad sop 0.78

01:09:54.240 I'd been reduced to

01:09:55.980 Nonetheless

01:09:56.620 I continued to believe

01:09:57.760 God would do a work

01:09:58.760 In my life

01:09:59.360 I kind of like

01:10:00.180 The way that this person

01:10:01.160 Very like

01:10:02.560 Straight to the

01:10:03.280 Straight to the point

01:10:04.300 Matter of fact

01:10:05.040 Yeah

01:10:05.340 And this is like

01:10:06.920 How I would want

01:10:08.240 Like I imagine

01:10:09.040 This was translated

01:10:09.980 From a handwritten letter

01:10:11.160 So Mennonites 0.92

01:10:12.300 Are Amish 1.00

01:10:12.800 But use technology

01:10:13.800 Oh

01:10:14.320 So they're smarter

01:10:15.220 Than regular Amish people 1.00

01:10:17.220 And they make good bread

01:10:18.060 Okay

01:10:18.520 Alright based

01:10:19.380 Nancy never answered us

01:10:20.960 So I guess

01:10:21.420 Oh she said yes

01:10:22.220 But she didn't say

01:10:23.720 One two three

01:10:24.400 Oh so she could be

01:10:25.520 Saying yes to anything

01:10:26.440 Nancy in the chat

01:10:27.560 Please one two three

01:10:28.380 If you mean yes

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01:10:56.260 Do it now

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01:11:00.040 Where were you

01:11:01.880 Anyway

01:11:02.280 In August

01:11:03.400 No no no no

01:11:04.140 It was so bad

01:11:04.860 That I had to come to terms

01:11:05.680 With the fact

01:11:06.120 That I would never be able

01:11:06.940 To be the person

01:11:07.660 I used to be

01:11:08.380 That I would never again

01:11:09.440 Attain the great capacities

01:11:11.000 For energy

01:11:11.580 Spontanuity

01:11:12.220 And drive

01:11:13.140 That had defined my life

01:11:14.260 Before this terrible thing

01:11:15.420 Happened to me

01:11:16.040 I began to muse about ways

01:11:18.080 I might still be able to serve

01:11:20.040 Even as broken

01:11:21.460 And as feeble as I was

01:11:22.600 I never once

01:11:24.080 Thought about

01:11:25.140 Taking my own life

01:11:26.060 Truth be told

01:11:27.020 Images of carnage

01:11:28.180 And murder

01:11:28.580 Sometimes occupied me

01:11:29.820 Whoa

01:11:30.300 Yeah I knew what

01:11:31.620 Had

01:11:32.120 I knew what had happened

01:11:33.440 To me

01:11:33.820 Was a work of an enemy

01:11:35.220 And I set my face

01:11:36.540 Like Flint

01:11:37.780 To the task

01:11:38.480 Of making him regret it 0.99

01:11:39.680 Damn 0.96

01:11:40.020 I don't know 1.00

01:11:40.540 Like this motherfucker 1.00

01:11:41.280 Writes 1.00

01:11:41.660 I like the way they write

01:11:43.660 It's like reading a novel

01:11:45.360 Like where he's setting

01:11:46.200 The table

01:11:46.700 For what's supposed to happen

01:11:47.960 Yeah

01:11:48.240 Yeah

01:11:48.560 Okay so Nancy said yes 0.71

01:11:50.020 Still very confusing

01:11:51.240 1-2-3 says

01:11:52.440 Or I'm sorry

01:11:53.200 1-2-3

01:11:53.620 1-2-3 says yes

01:11:54.780 I don't know what this means

01:11:56.100 I don't know what any of it means

01:11:57.140 Tim Pool says 1-2-3

01:11:58.240 So I guess we're covered on that

01:11:59.600 Alright Tim 0.99

01:12:00.200 You'll read our shit 0.99

01:12:00.900 Thank you Tim Pool 0.99

01:12:01.580 Nancy was very confusing 1.00

01:12:02.700 In August

01:12:03.420 Now Nancy says no

01:12:04.760 I don't know

01:12:05.720 In August of 2020

01:12:06.900 My mother let me know

01:12:08.080 A realtor friend of hers

01:12:09.420 Was looking to set up

01:12:10.280 A micro school

01:12:11.380 On her uniquely suited

01:12:13.180 Acreage in the valley

01:12:14.320 What's that

01:12:14.800 Like for ants

01:12:15.480 A micro school

01:12:17.220 Yeah it's a school

01:12:18.180 For ants

01:12:18.700 To serve families

01:12:20.420 Who had concerns

01:12:21.160 About COVID policies

01:12:22.620 And affecting their children

01:12:24.180 I'll save a lot of time

01:12:25.760 And say that it worked out

01:12:26.900 But then some other things

01:12:28.300 Happened

01:12:28.760 Patty 0.89

01:12:29.980 My mother's friend

01:12:31.000 Allowed me to stay

01:12:31.780 In the apartment

01:12:32.280 Above her garage

01:12:33.180 At the property

01:12:34.380 In exchange for

01:12:35.080 Tutoring her son

01:12:35.940 From the moment I met her

01:12:37.860 I could tell Patty

01:12:38.680 And I had a special connection

01:12:39.920 It was not romantic

01:12:41.300 But there was an energy

01:12:42.360 To it that was undeniable

01:12:43.720 We made things happen

01:12:45.200 Under the kingdom

01:12:46.020 Of God together

01:12:46.780 And she trusted me

01:12:48.220 With the care

01:12:48.680 Of her youngest

01:12:49.300 Natural child

01:12:50.420 And this guy

01:12:51.660 Is using some

01:12:52.280 Like strange

01:12:53.000 You know why

01:12:53.560 Because the way

01:12:54.160 He's talking

01:12:54.960 This feels like

01:12:56.340 It took place

01:12:56.840 A long time ago

01:12:57.500 Doesn't it

01:12:57.860 Like when people

01:12:58.680 Were more respectable

01:12:59.560 When there was more

01:13:00.320 Decorum and manners

01:13:01.740 And things like that

01:13:02.600 Oh okay good

01:13:03.480 So Nancy says

01:13:04.140 She said yes

01:13:04.840 Like five times

01:13:05.500 To what

01:13:05.920 One two three

01:13:06.760 One two three

01:13:07.520 Would be enough

01:13:08.200 Tim Pool

01:13:08.980 Clearly wants the job

01:13:10.100 She says no

01:13:10.720 Ben Shapiro

01:13:11.640 Does not want the job

01:13:12.980 I don't know

01:13:15.100 I don't know

01:13:15.480 What to make of it

01:13:16.600 Q is

01:13:17.780 I'm very confused

01:13:20.700 You know why

01:13:21.520 Because you can

01:13:22.400 You can make your username 0.99

01:13:23.880 Whatever the fuck you want 0.86

01:13:25.440 It's a perk of the Patreon 0.98

01:13:26.820 I have no idea

01:13:27.920 Who is who anymore

01:13:30.160 Nancy says one two three

01:13:31.400 But also Nancy says maybe 0.99

01:13:32.860 This is fucking crazy 0.97

01:13:35.400 I don't know what to do 0.99

01:13:37.060 Oh my god

01:13:38.780 Join the Patreon for five dollars

01:13:40.160 Befuddle us in the live chat

01:13:41.380 Def not

01:13:42.000 Def M

01:13:42.680 Jay Brooks says

01:13:43.800 David is looking skinny

01:13:45.060 I think Cole is going to win

01:13:46.400 I think so too

01:13:47.040 I don't think Cole is going to win

01:13:48.080 So much transpired

01:13:49.560 Nothing scandalous

01:13:50.720 She ended up kicking me 1.00

01:13:52.880 Out of the apartment

01:13:53.540 During an ill-advised scheme

01:13:54.980 To help her sister

01:13:55.980 End a long and complicated marriage

01:13:57.900 It was awkward

01:13:59.020 And something about

01:13:59.820 The whole thing

01:14:00.540 Struck me as bitter

01:14:01.700 And strange

01:14:02.480 As bitter strange 1.00

01:14:03.420 What the fuck 1.00

01:14:04.480 Are you talking about 1.00

01:14:05.780 This is basically a wizard

01:14:07.020 Yeah

01:14:08.140 Fast forward a year and a half

01:14:09.980 Patty contacts me

01:14:10.920 In the midst of a psychotic break

01:14:12.200 She's experiencing

01:14:13.020 As a result of having

01:14:14.020 Missed a week's worth of sleep

01:14:15.500 Just missed it

01:14:16.560 Ah

01:14:17.040 I hate when that happens

01:14:18.280 A week's worth

01:14:19.060 One week

01:14:19.820 What happens to you

01:14:20.760 After seven days of no sleep

01:14:22.080 I think five days you die

01:14:23.460 But this is a 1.00

01:14:24.360 This bitch is strong 1.00

01:14:25.220 Yeah she's strong 1.00

01:14:26.100 She's strong

01:14:26.680 Strong as hell

01:14:27.680 Strong

01:14:28.020 I

01:14:28.820 I talk her through it

01:14:31.460 Pray fervently

01:14:32.620 She got that

01:14:33.500 Mennonite strength

01:14:34.300 I someone shot boogers 1.00

01:14:38.120 On your microphone

01:14:38.780 That was crazy

01:14:39.220 And eventually

01:14:40.280 She returns to her 0.92

01:14:41.380 Right state of mind

01:14:42.340 I can tell the Lord

01:14:43.980 Wants me back

01:14:44.720 In the life of Patty

01:14:45.600 And her husband

01:14:46.800 Oh boy

01:14:47.460 Who by this time

01:14:48.780 Had become one of my

01:14:49.600 Dearest friends

01:14:50.320 Okay

01:14:50.660 Oh my gosh

01:14:51.420 There's a cuckoldry

01:14:52.200 Going on here now

01:14:52.960 Oh not good

01:14:53.920 Don't like it

01:14:54.880 We're both Pentecostals

01:14:56.420 That's important to establish

01:14:58.180 Right here 0.99

01:14:58.580 Who the fuck is writing 0.99

01:14:59.580 This letter 1.00

01:14:59.940 I don't know who's

01:15:00.480 Writing this letter

01:15:01.080 Okay

01:15:01.940 A wizard

01:15:02.500 Since this is when

01:15:03.800 The story takes a radical turn

01:15:05.340 Yeah

01:15:05.680 Toward the truly bizarre

01:15:06.920 Oh now it gets bizarre

01:15:07.880 I come to learn that

01:15:09.580 Since I had

01:15:10.080 I had them

01:15:11.020 Patty and my friend Steve

01:15:12.540 Had come under serious attack

01:15:14.340 Relating to their marriage

01:15:15.720 Since I had seen them

01:15:17.520 Since I had seen them

01:15:18.320 Right right right

01:15:18.740 Not

01:15:19.260 Cause had them

01:15:20.160 That sounds like a threesome

01:15:21.960 Freudian slip on my part

01:15:23.500 Yeah

01:15:23.740 And that's not

01:15:25.060 I don't want to put that on them

01:15:25.980 Nancy says yes

01:15:26.900 Nancy says no

01:15:27.740 Then she says

01:15:28.280 She'll DM you on Twitter

01:15:29.280 Oh go to the one

01:15:29.820 That says real Nancy

01:15:30.680 Go up

01:15:31.580 Nancy Patriot says

01:15:32.800 Oh Nancy Pelosi

01:15:33.540 Oh that's Nancy Pelosi

01:15:34.460 At the top though

01:15:35.780 Real Nancy says 1.00

01:15:36.680 I said no

01:15:37.340 So

01:15:37.680 Okay

01:15:37.940 Okay

01:15:38.560 Thank you

01:15:40.120 I mean you know

01:15:40.860 At least thanks for clearing it up

01:15:42.200 Yeah and I guess 0.91

01:15:42.980 We'll fucking read it ourself 0.98

01:15:44.000 Patty and my friend Steve 0.99

01:15:46.120 Had come under serious attack

01:15:47.460 Bah bah bah bah 0.99

01:15:48.060 Patty had been drawn

01:15:49.720 Into a web of lies

01:15:50.780 Delusions

01:15:51.260 And sheer malice

01:15:52.640 That caused her 0.85

01:15:53.200 To relentlessly

01:15:53.980 Sabotage a marriage

01:15:55.440 Of 17 years

01:15:56.420 With no apparent motive

01:15:57.820 Patty sits upon

01:15:58.880 A throne of lies 0.71

01:15:59.940 Of lies

01:16:00.640 She's been lied to

01:16:01.700 By who

01:16:02.080 By who

01:16:02.900 I was left counseling

01:16:04.800 My poor beloved

01:16:05.640 My poor bewildered friend

01:16:07.320 And trying to find it in me

01:16:09.020 To encourage him

01:16:09.900 To salvage

01:16:11.180 To encourage him

01:16:12.360 And salvage the situation

01:16:13.800 Despite

01:16:15.180 What began to seem

01:16:16.800 More and more like 0.65

01:16:17.520 Some dark spiritual influence

01:16:18.820 Plying

01:16:19.420 Plying his vulnerable

01:16:21.360 Half broken wife 1.00

01:16:22.640 You know what this guy does

01:16:23.660 This guy has access

01:16:24.940 To all the words

01:16:26.040 I wish I had access to

01:16:27.500 I know

01:16:27.820 Like I have access

01:16:28.720 To seven words

01:16:29.720 Or nine words

01:16:30.520 Or whatever it is 1.00

01:16:31.120 This motherfucker 1.00

01:16:31.720 Has the whole 1.00

01:16:32.540 Rolodex of words 1.00

01:16:33.540 He has seen some shit 1.00

01:16:34.760 He has seen some shit 1.00

01:16:35.740 Yeah 1.00

01:16:36.120 Oh we're all

01:16:37.420 This is actually great

01:16:38.260 I like that

01:16:38.800 We are all Nancy

01:16:39.600 We are all Nancy

01:16:40.260 Yeah I agree with that

01:16:41.120 Yeah you guys are

01:16:41.760 A bunch of Nancys 0.84

01:16:42.520 Nancy gang

01:16:43.320 Shout out

01:16:43.880 Nancy Reagan

01:16:44.620 All right

01:16:45.380 Oh you Nancy huh

01:16:46.520 I'm not a woo woo person

01:16:49.640 I have seen

01:16:50.580 Neither a ghost

01:16:51.440 I see like

01:16:52.100 I love how he phrases it

01:16:53.180 Like I haven't seen a ghost

01:16:54.420 But he says

01:16:54.820 I have seen neither

01:16:55.680 No you know what

01:16:56.220 He didn't even say

01:16:56.820 I have seen neither

01:16:58.200 Neither a ghost

01:16:59.360 Nor a credible UFO

01:17:00.560 No longer true

01:17:01.900 In parenthesis

01:17:02.880 Despite all my best efforts

01:17:05.040 Let that preface

01:17:06.760 Two experiences

01:17:07.560 I will now relate

01:17:08.820 Semicolon

01:17:09.860 The first

01:17:11.600 I tell Steve

01:17:12.540 I know this sounds crazy

01:17:13.760 But I feel like the spirit

01:17:15.620 But I feel like in the spirit

01:17:17.820 There are like

01:17:19.040 Gremlins running around this deck

01:17:21.360 Huh

01:17:21.880 Immediately

01:17:23.000 Bailey

01:17:23.720 The family dog

01:17:24.680 Barks

01:17:25.100 Directly in the direction

01:17:26.560 I had been indicating

01:17:27.500 Where I felt the gremlins might be

01:17:29.260 That's interesting

01:17:30.320 Second

01:17:31.020 I was having a conversation

01:17:32.260 With Patty

01:17:32.720 On the same deck

01:17:33.520 One night

01:17:34.100 Steve and I had noticed

01:17:35.880 Had both noticed

01:17:37.260 That Patty would sometimes

01:17:38.320 Be lucid

01:17:38.940 And other times

01:17:39.540 Fall into a sort of

01:17:40.540 Fugue

01:17:41.560 Where she would just 0.94

01:17:42.440 Babble nonsense 0.97

01:17:43.120 And act nuts 0.98

01:17:43.940 Wow

01:17:45.180 Patty's not in good shape

01:17:46.700 No

01:17:47.040 Well during that conversation

01:17:48.740 Where she was very lucid

01:17:50.180 That night on the deck

01:17:51.080 We were discussing

01:17:52.000 Some pretty important things

01:17:53.040 When all

01:17:53.620 All of a sudden

01:17:54.740 I could see a change

01:17:56.720 In her countenance

01:17:58.180 I don't even know 0.99

01:17:58.740 What the fuck that means 0.96

01:17:59.660 Her 0.99

01:18:00.280 Her visage

01:18:01.500 Her appearance

01:18:02.920 Yeah

01:18:03.180 Okay

01:18:03.380 Context

01:18:03.980 You should have told me that

01:18:04.900 Yeah

01:18:05.160 And she began to fall off

01:18:07.280 In that same moment

01:18:08.680 I became aware

01:18:09.340 Of a presence

01:18:10.480 Behind her

01:18:11.200 Which I could see

01:18:12.020 As vividly as the computer monitor

01:18:13.540 In front of me

01:18:14.200 Albae in my mind's eye

01:18:15.800 Albae it

01:18:16.340 Nigga 1.00

01:18:16.700 Albae it

01:18:17.220 Is that what I'm saying

01:18:17.780 I don't know how to say these words

01:18:20.280 You said albae

01:18:21.860 Albae

01:18:22.560 Albae

01:18:23.020 Albae it

01:18:24.260 Why not then say three words

01:18:26.140 Albae it

01:18:26.940 Right 1.00

01:18:29.180 This is a bullshit word 1.00

01:18:31.060 That's a great question 1.00

01:18:32.200 Why not three words

01:18:35.140 I'm gonna request

01:18:35.880 That the next people

01:18:36.540 That write to us

01:18:37.400 Don't write so good

01:18:38.560 Please keep note

01:18:39.140 Write like this

01:18:39.900 This is gonna help us

01:18:41.260 To develop

01:18:42.080 This is embarrassing

01:18:43.000 Albae in my mind's eye

01:18:45.860 It was a tall figure

01:18:47.520 All black 1.00

01:18:48.200 Wearing a loose 0.74

01:18:49.140 Room

01:18:49.640 Along to the floor

01:18:50.680 And a featureless

01:18:52.120 Pointed chin

01:18:52.980 Pointed chin

01:18:54.820 Black mask

01:18:56.020 That's intense

01:18:57.260 Wait what

01:18:57.720 Yeah a black figure 1.00

01:18:59.600 With a pointed chin 0.98

01:19:00.940 Black mask

01:19:01.740 He looked like

01:19:03.340 Someone illustrated him

01:19:04.540 In crayon

01:19:05.680 That's crazy 1.00

01:19:06.520 What the fuck 1.00

01:19:06.880 Caveat 1.00

01:19:08.560 Good job

01:19:09.540 Yeah I am not the type of person

01:19:11.200 The kind of person

01:19:12.540 Who

01:19:13.100 Had ever in my life

01:19:14.940 Had anything remotely

01:19:15.860 Like this

01:19:16.500 Kind of experience

01:19:17.700 Anyway

01:19:18.800 I of course

01:19:20.360 Began to pray silently

01:19:21.340 And as hard

01:19:22.280 Silently

01:19:23.380 As hard

01:19:24.420 And as loud

01:19:25.860 As one can

01:19:26.520 With his mouth closed

01:19:27.460 Because all of this

01:19:28.580 Was very shocking

01:19:29.320 And sudden

01:19:29.800 And what else

01:19:30.980 Could I do

01:19:31.440 I proclaim the authority

01:19:33.040 Of Jesus

01:19:33.540 Demand

01:19:34.200 This

01:19:35.480 This leave

01:19:37.000 Demanded it

01:19:39.060 To leave my friend

01:19:39.960 Alone

01:19:40.440 And furiously

01:19:41.680 Berated it

01:19:42.440 For even having

01:19:43.280 The gall

01:19:43.800 To do this

01:19:44.540 Right in front

01:19:44.980 Of a child of God

01:19:45.840 I like that energy

01:19:46.760 Yeah 0.98

01:19:47.260 Damn 0.99

01:19:47.900 As I was doing this 0.99

01:19:48.900 Patty's head slumped down

01:19:50.040 As if she were

01:19:50.680 In an animatronic

01:19:52.000 And somehow

01:19:53.540 Had pulled the plug

01:19:54.680 Huh

01:19:55.380 Wow

01:19:56.620 Mind you

01:19:57.780 I gave no indication

01:19:58.980 Of anything

01:19:59.500 I was doing

01:20:00.040 Or experiencing

01:20:00.800 My eyes were open

01:20:02.480 And outwardly

01:20:03.700 I was listening

01:20:04.300 To Patty rambled 0.75

01:20:05.340 Later

01:20:06.320 She would

01:20:06.860 Tell me

01:20:07.480 During that moment

01:20:08.360 That she could feel

01:20:09.940 That

01:20:10.360 She could feel

01:20:11.540 Indescribable things

01:20:12.700 Happening

01:20:13.220 I don't doubt it

01:20:14.540 Man 1.00

01:20:15.240 What the fuck 0.99

01:20:16.160 So this is all 0.99

01:20:17.060 Happening on the back deck

01:20:19.160 Yeah

01:20:20.020 Right just to go back

01:20:21.380 Right during the conversation

01:20:22.380 She was very lucid

01:20:23.340 That night in the deck

01:20:24.040 We were discussing

01:20:24.600 Some pretty important things

01:20:25.640 When all of the sudden

01:20:26.660 I could see a change in her

01:20:27.900 And I became aware

01:20:29.960 Of a presence behind her 1.00

01:20:31.260 Shit man 1.00

01:20:32.160 I'm gonna read this 1.00

01:20:32.900 Like the last

01:20:33.460 These three paragraphs

01:20:34.300 And then I'll let you pick up

01:20:35.440 Okay

01:20:35.780 I just had to go back

01:20:37.260 And get that

01:20:37.720 Because I was like

01:20:38.160 Is that what I'm hearing

01:20:38.860 Yeah

01:20:39.320 Finally after much travail

01:20:40.880 Great word

01:20:41.760 Brushing

01:20:42.740 This thing jumped on the roof 0.93

01:20:44.540 And told me

01:20:45.060 In no uncertain terms

01:20:46.120 That this is as far

01:20:47.640 That this is

01:20:49.060 As far as he needed to go

01:20:50.580 And that he still held

01:20:51.780 Authority here

01:20:52.500 Despite the power

01:20:53.360 Of the spirit

01:20:54.020 Wielded against him

01:20:55.780 Did he

01:20:56.140 Now is this like

01:20:56.860 A telepathic download

01:20:57.900 Is this just an impression

01:20:59.040 That you got

01:20:59.660 Or is this thing

01:21:00.260 Verbalizing this to you

01:21:01.620 That's a good question

01:21:02.500 That's fascinating

01:21:03.440 So it told him

01:21:03.960 Like that's as far

01:21:04.660 As he needs to go

01:21:05.480 According to what

01:21:06.460 He's wielding against him

01:21:07.700 Which is very interesting

01:21:08.920 Like there's a distance

01:21:09.920 There's a measurement

01:21:10.620 It's almost like

01:21:11.580 It's saying

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01:21:41.320 Free of charge

01:21:42.020 This is as far

01:21:44.860 As I needed to go

01:21:45.720 So

01:21:46.060 No no no

01:21:46.680 When he

01:21:47.080 When he's sending him away

01:21:48.460 Like it says

01:21:49.120 This thing jumped up

01:21:50.180 On the roof

01:21:50.580 And told me

01:21:51.500 In no uncertain terms

01:21:52.820 That this is as far

01:21:53.680 As he needed to go

01:21:55.260 Yeah from him

01:21:56.020 From him rebuking him

01:21:57.220 Because he had

01:21:57.700 That thing is saying

01:21:58.820 He had authority 0.99

01:21:59.700 Damn 0.99

01:22:00.360 In that house 1.00

01:22:01.560 So he's like

01:22:03.220 Yeah you can rebuke me 1.00

01:22:04.200 But only this far bitch 1.00

01:22:05.280 Yeah cause like 1.00

01:22:06.060 Damn 0.98

01:22:06.720 He's saying 1.00

01:22:07.560 You're not welcome here

01:22:08.360 But apparently

01:22:09.060 Patty has welcomed him

01:22:10.520 That's crazy

01:22:11.780 So my friend Patty

01:22:13.020 Would go on to lose her mind 0.98

01:22:14.280 Lose her house

01:22:15.120 And end up on the streets 1.00

01:22:16.400 That fucking sucks dude 1.00

01:22:17.840 Wild 1.00

01:22:18.140 My friend Steve

01:22:19.640 Would go on

01:22:20.320 To have to battle

01:22:22.580 For months and months

01:22:23.440 Against this woman 0.98

01:22:24.200 Who was once

01:22:24.860 His closest friend

01:22:25.720 As she set

01:22:26.880 Every intention

01:22:27.620 And resource

01:22:28.240 In her life

01:22:28.840 To the task

01:22:29.720 Of destroying him

01:22:30.500 She began to stalk me too 0.97

01:22:32.480 So by the way

01:22:33.360 We're describing

01:22:33.900 A divorce right

01:22:35.060 A separation

01:22:35.880 Which you know

01:22:36.740 We've hammered down

01:22:37.920 That pattern

01:22:38.560 Yeah

01:22:39.240 Pretty effectively

01:22:40.260 Here on this show

01:22:40.980 She was stalking him too

01:22:42.420 Showing up to his church

01:22:43.640 Showing up to my work

01:22:44.720 On multiple occasions

01:22:45.600 She only managed

01:22:46.860 To find me the first time

01:22:48.040 Every other attempt

01:22:50.040 She made

01:22:50.540 Was thwarted

01:22:51.180 By miraculous

01:22:51.880 Near impossible interventions

01:22:53.320 By my dear father

01:22:54.780 Who loves me so so much

01:22:56.200 Incredible

01:22:56.920 Alright go ahead

01:22:58.120 Pick this up tonight

01:22:58.920 Tonight

01:22:59.600 I went back to the house

01:23:00.640 For the first time

01:23:01.340 Since before Thanksgiving

01:23:02.380 Of last year

01:23:03.220 To see Steve

01:23:04.100 And his son

01:23:04.800 Steve Jr

01:23:05.620 Who God has

01:23:06.820 Unfortunate names

01:23:07.320 Yes it's not good

01:23:08.160 But you know

01:23:09.120 It's cool to have a junior

01:23:10.220 I guess

01:23:10.620 Who God has

01:23:12.040 Such plans for

01:23:13.220 My parents were there too

01:23:14.860 We talked about

01:23:15.900 Selling the house

01:23:16.640 Getting sheetrock up

01:23:18.420 Not sure what that is

01:23:19.340 Oh

01:23:20.000 She rock 0.98

01:23:20.680 Right

01:23:22.800 Yeah

01:23:23.820 I just read it as

01:23:25.940 She truck

01:23:27.180 Wow

01:23:27.880 It's just

01:23:29.140 I thought it was

01:23:29.700 Two separate words

01:23:30.540 Incredible

01:23:32.220 Repairing all the damage

01:23:33.640 She had done

01:23:34.360 All throughout the place

01:23:35.580 Work

01:23:36.140 School

01:23:36.680 All the mundane stuff

01:23:38.120 Eventually my parents left

01:23:40.020 And it was just

01:23:41.120 Steve and I

01:23:41.660 I told him how proud

01:23:43.020 I was of him

01:23:43.680 That he had managed

01:23:44.940 To save his natural

01:23:46.020 12 year old son

01:23:47.100 And his adopted

01:23:48.640 5 year old

01:23:49.540 From what could have

01:23:50.280 Been a catastrophe

01:23:51.080 We went over

01:23:52.600 Our shared trauma

01:23:53.500 I encouraged him

01:23:55.060 To keep pressing on

01:23:56.480 And that these things

01:23:57.680 He had poured himself into

01:23:58.960 Would reverberate

01:23:59.980 For generations

01:24:00.740 That God would honor

01:24:02.460 His honor

01:24:03.360 And his steadfastness

01:24:05.200 And love for those

01:24:06.180 Who depended on him

01:24:07.120 I called him a man

01:24:09.080 And told him

01:24:10.320 If he ever had any doubts

01:24:12.300 Those were certainly

01:24:13.340 Ended now 0.95

01:24:14.040 Damn this is like a 0.98

01:24:14.940 I mean this is like 0.99

01:24:15.880 The homie 0.99

01:24:17.680 You know what I mean

01:24:18.480 Like to have somebody

01:24:19.180 In your life like this

01:24:20.160 I made my way back

01:24:22.660 To the house

01:24:23.100 Feeling glad

01:24:23.780 That I made the trip

01:24:24.720 I began settling in

01:24:26.160 For the night

01:24:26.560 Preparing to receive

01:24:27.500 My very late

01:24:28.320 Mod pizza order

01:24:29.620 Beginning to think

01:24:31.180 About tomorrow

01:24:31.840 And the tasks

01:24:32.520 Which lay before me

01:24:33.700 When all of a sudden

01:24:34.700 This feeling

01:24:35.360 Began to well up

01:24:36.180 Inside me

01:24:36.740 It was something

01:24:38.140 Like gratitude

01:24:38.880 Something like awe

01:24:40.300 Something like

01:24:41.780 The deepest affection

01:24:42.760 You could imagine

01:24:43.640 And before I knew

01:24:44.720 What was going on

01:24:45.620 I found myself

01:24:46.480 Face down on my carpet

01:24:47.660 Sobbing

01:24:48.380 You are good

01:24:50.120 You are good

01:24:51.060 You are so good

01:24:52.180 You are so good

01:24:53.220 You are so good

01:24:54.260 And when I say

01:24:55.780 Sobbing

01:24:56.260 I mean snot

01:24:57.180 Running out of my nose

01:24:58.340 My glasses

01:24:59.100 Filled with tears

01:25:00.080 Choking 0.54

01:25:01.220 Coughing

01:25:01.780 Almost retching

01:25:02.860 Sobbing

01:25:03.380 I had never had

01:25:04.900 Anything like that

01:25:05.620 Happen either

01:25:06.460 I was being destroyed

01:25:08.400 Before the glory of God

01:25:10.320 He was obliterating

01:25:11.980 Everything in me

01:25:12.720 That wasn't praise

01:25:13.660 He was opening

01:25:14.820 The heavenlies

01:25:15.960 Just behind my head

01:25:17.520 So I could hear

01:25:18.820 The sounds

01:25:19.420 Of his victories

01:25:20.440 Even if my eyes

01:25:22.520 Were too weak

01:25:23.620 And lowly

01:25:24.320 To look at them

01:25:25.040 You are good

01:25:26.460 You are so good

01:25:27.680 I sobbed 0.99

01:25:28.860 Damn dude 1.00

01:25:29.500 What the 1.00

01:25:30.080 Then I realized

01:25:31.720 My pizza was going to arrive

01:25:32.800 Any minute 0.99

01:25:33.200 Damn bro 0.99

01:25:34.920 Hold on God 1.00

01:25:35.720 Dominoes

01:25:36.500 And it was rude

01:25:38.040 To not have already

01:25:39.460 Turned on the porch light

01:25:40.720 And if I really loved God

01:25:42.600 I better go serve

01:25:43.600 That delivery driver

01:25:44.680 So I literally

01:25:45.500 Stumbled to the door

01:25:46.980 Wiping snot and tears

01:25:48.480 Out of the mat

01:25:49.880 Of beard and hair

01:25:51.340 That formed in front

01:25:52.620 Of a face

01:25:53.260 In front of face

01:25:55.840 Just as it arrived

01:25:57.140 Fascinating

01:25:57.660 It's a wild too

01:26:00.540 Just because

01:26:01.040 He's talking about

01:26:02.320 Serving the delivery driver

01:26:04.080 Like this dude

01:26:04.800 Sees it as important 1.00

01:26:06.060 To go and turn

01:26:06.860 The porch light on

01:26:07.800 Yeah

01:26:08.580 Which is like

01:26:09.580 How many Dominoes guys

01:26:10.900 Have navigated

01:26:11.680 A dark front porch

01:26:13.160 Not a big deal

01:26:14.620 But this dude

01:26:15.340 I almost wish

01:26:18.060 I cared about

01:26:18.800 Anything that much

01:26:20.500 Yeah

01:26:21.080 You know what I mean

01:26:21.560 To the extent

01:26:22.120 Yeah

01:26:22.540 That he's really like 0.99

01:26:23.880 Giving a shit about 0.99

01:26:24.580 His buddy's relationship 1.00

01:26:25.520 And all these different things

01:26:26.560 I waited for the driver

01:26:29.480 Before retrieving my pie

01:26:30.980 Thanks for reading this

01:26:32.720 I had to share it with you

01:26:34.380 Because it was one of the most

01:26:35.200 Profound things

01:26:36.020 I've ever experienced

01:26:36.900 And I feel like

01:26:37.400 There's an aroma of prophecy

01:26:38.740 To the whole thing

01:26:39.840 Christopher and Christopher Jr.

01:26:42.440 Were delivered

01:26:43.320 Through the faithlessness

01:26:44.220 Of the saints after all

01:26:45.500 I'm sorry

01:26:45.940 The faithfulness

01:26:46.820 My mistake

01:26:47.280 Of the saints after all

01:26:48.780 The most scandalous dreams

01:26:51.340 I've ever had

01:26:52.000 For the church

01:26:52.580 Involved the king

01:26:53.780 Coming and ruling

01:26:54.500 His kingdom

01:26:55.000 And his people

01:26:56.640 Living out

01:26:57.420 The listening

01:26:58.320 To

01:26:59.520 His voice

01:27:01.760 To of his voice

01:27:02.580 To his voice

01:27:03.200 The listening to

01:27:04.060 Of his voice

01:27:04.700 To of his voice

01:27:05.480 I could say so much

01:27:07.560 On the topic

01:27:08.100 God's faithfulness

01:27:09.180 And the community

01:27:09.680 I'm a part of

01:27:10.440 And what I believe

01:27:12.040 God has planned

01:27:13.020 For the future

01:27:13.600 But I'll just say this

01:27:15.000 I have always been a radical

01:27:16.480 But up until this

01:27:18.080 Last six months

01:27:18.860 I've never really

01:27:19.580 Experienced the supernatural

01:27:21.140 Through this experience

01:27:23.040 God has confirmed

01:27:23.860 Not only

01:27:24.740 That the invisible world

01:27:26.360 Is highly involved

01:27:27.540 In the waking

01:27:28.420 I'm sorry

01:27:29.260 In the working

01:27:29.820 Of the visible one

01:27:30.780 But that the larger

01:27:32.400 Overarching framework

01:27:34.080 Which is the kingdom

01:27:35.740 Of darkness

01:27:36.400 And light

01:27:37.320 Manifesting through people

01:27:38.640 Ideas

01:27:39.680 Institutions

01:27:40.460 And the rest

01:27:40.920 Of the human experience

01:27:41.860 Is searingly

01:27:42.780 Shockingly

01:27:43.400 Unignorably real

01:27:44.680 God bless you 0.96

01:27:46.220 And your family

01:27:46.880 And may whatever

01:27:47.900 You put your hand

01:27:48.780 To bear much fruit

01:27:50.600 Gratefully

01:27:51.740 Ponte

01:27:52.860 I know Ponte

01:27:54.160 Ponte's on X

01:27:55.720 Are you talking about

01:27:56.880 Yeah talking about

01:27:57.920 Pontifex

01:27:59.400 I think this is

01:28:00.340 Because I got another homie 1.00

01:28:01.960 That hangs out

01:28:02.500 In the

01:28:02.880 In the

01:28:04.200 TLC chat

01:28:05.200 I don't know

01:28:06.160 What his actual name is

01:28:07.360 But I pronounce it

01:28:08.100 Pontia Sperate

01:28:09.080 Pontifex Minimus

01:28:11.580 Okay

01:28:11.900 Okay

01:28:12.240 I think that's right

01:28:13.400 I think that's exactly

01:28:14.020 Dude

01:28:14.460 Pontifex

01:28:15.260 Banger story

01:28:17.480 If you want to follow him

01:28:18.680 Acidly Devout

01:28:19.820 At

01:28:20.180 Acidly Devout

01:28:21.760 It might not be him

01:28:22.680 I think this is him

01:28:23.080 I'm pretty sure that's him

01:28:23.940 This was like

01:28:24.820 Written

01:28:25.260 Like

01:28:25.780 I often read things 0.82

01:28:28.340 That make me feel retarded 0.93

01:28:29.420 Nancy says 0.69

01:28:30.140 One two three yes

01:28:31.000 Oh thank you Nancy

01:28:31.760 Thank you Nancy

01:28:32.200 Alright thanks for clearing that up Nancy

01:28:33.440 Oh Nancy Pelosi says

01:28:34.620 Chronic traumatic 0.84

01:28:36.120 Encephalopathy

01:28:38.360 Is the degenerative brain disease

01:28:40.720 Found in athletes

01:28:42.320 Don't do that

01:28:42.740 I can't see now 1.00

01:28:43.340 Fucking 1.00

01:28:43.920 Military veterans 1.00

01:28:45.520 And others

01:28:46.360 With a history

01:28:46.940 Of repetitive brain trauma

01:28:48.300 Interesting

01:28:48.780 Cool

01:28:49.340 Alright

01:28:50.000 I don't know if that was

01:28:50.980 Relative to what we were saying

01:28:52.440 No they're talking about 0.98

01:28:54.080 You they're calling you retarded 1.00

01:28:55.300 I don't have any brain 1.00

01:28:56.620 I might have brain damage 0.67

01:28:57.480 Um man

01:28:58.400 That that was really heavy

01:28:59.920 That was really really heavy

01:29:01.120 And it's it's nice because

01:29:02.520 So much of what we often talk about

01:29:04.980 Is uh you know

01:29:06.080 The big greasy demon thing

01:29:07.400 Which isn't

01:29:08.320 Obviously there was an aspect

01:29:09.900 Of that in here

01:29:10.780 I think it was fascinating that

01:29:12.280 He had that experience

01:29:13.800 And then they went on

01:29:15.240 To get separated

01:29:15.920 Yeah

01:29:17.000 Like we see that

01:29:18.460 Over and over again

01:29:19.440 It's like each time

01:29:20.160 We find out

01:29:20.920 That somebody has

01:29:21.640 Some harrowing

01:29:22.300 Demonic experience

01:29:23.440 Uh the chances

01:29:25.300 That there is a divorce

01:29:27.000 Either happening

01:29:27.820 Did happen

01:29:28.740 Or is going to happen

01:29:29.680 In the near future

01:29:30.380 After that event

01:29:31.160 Highly likely

01:29:32.040 Yeah it's uh

01:29:33.340 Man it's what a tragic story

01:29:35.160 Painted

01:29:35.580 Painted beautifully

01:29:36.660 Well it came out beautifully

01:29:37.920 Right

01:29:38.180 I mean that was really

01:29:39.100 It really was beautiful

01:29:40.620 By the end of it 0.99

01:29:41.360 It just sucks

01:29:42.260 For what happened

01:29:42.860 To uh his buddy

01:29:44.260 And I guess their marriage

01:29:45.620 Although he seems

01:29:46.640 To have came out of it

01:29:47.540 On the other side

01:29:48.340 Uh you know

01:29:49.900 It's a reality

01:29:50.980 It's a reality

01:29:52.000 To what uh

01:29:53.160 What can possibly happen

01:29:55.360 So obviously

01:29:56.580 Uh what's her name 0.95

01:29:58.640 Patty 0.89

01:29:58.940 Patty 0.89

01:29:59.800 Patty 0.89

01:30:00.400 I might have just

01:30:00.900 Made that up

01:30:01.380 Patty might have been 0.99

01:30:02.320 Involved with something

01:30:03.180 That uh had some rights

01:30:05.000 Over her

01:30:05.440 Yeah I mean I

01:30:07.100 You know

01:30:07.580 The grace

01:30:08.760 That this was written with

01:30:10.340 Is making it so that

01:30:12.320 I don't

01:30:13.200 Completely dunk

01:30:14.080 On Patty

01:30:14.680 But I would say

01:30:16.960 That at least

01:30:17.780 Conservatively

01:30:18.420 Whatever the hell

01:30:19.080 Patty was involved in 0.97

01:30:20.380 She succumbed to something

01:30:21.800 Yeah

01:30:22.380 She gave something

01:30:23.200 Permission

01:30:23.660 It seemed like

01:30:24.380 She asked for it as well

01:30:25.440 That's so crazy

01:30:26.320 That he rebukes it

01:30:27.860 And then I would love

01:30:29.360 To know like

01:30:29.880 In in what

01:30:30.740 Cause he said

01:30:31.500 In no uncertain terms

01:30:33.020 Did this thing tell him

01:30:34.480 That this is as far

01:30:35.580 As he needs to go

01:30:36.840 Probably telepathically

01:30:37.960 Like made it very

01:30:38.780 That's the thing

01:30:39.500 Like when you're

01:30:40.520 Talking about telepathy

01:30:41.860 It just seems like

01:30:42.720 It would give him

01:30:43.500 This emotion

01:30:44.520 Or this surety

01:30:45.500 Of like

01:30:45.940 I understand

01:30:46.960 But this is as far

01:30:48.960 As I go

01:30:49.360 That's like

01:30:50.160 That's crazy

01:30:50.820 Yeah

01:30:51.300 Like yeah sure

01:30:52.040 I get what you're

01:30:53.240 Doing over there

01:30:53.820 With the Jesus stuff 0.78

01:30:54.940 But I have rights

01:30:56.160 Yeah man

01:30:57.420 I got rights

01:30:58.340 That's like that 1.00

01:30:59.060 Marsinski shit 1.00

01:30:59.700 You have no way 1.00

01:31:00.280 To enter

01:31:00.600 Or no right

01:31:02.140 To interfere

01:31:02.680 With our way of life

01:31:03.520 Right

01:31:04.060 Right

01:31:04.500 And it's like

01:31:05.320 Well I guess

01:31:06.180 He has some rights

01:31:07.100 He can cast you

01:31:08.160 Out of maybe

01:31:08.580 His vicinity

01:31:09.300 Right

01:31:10.000 Maybe that's why

01:31:10.620 It was moving away

01:31:11.400 Is like

01:31:11.820 All right

01:31:12.120 Yeah

01:31:12.340 I don't have

01:31:12.740 Any rights to you

01:31:13.460 If you're calling

01:31:13.980 On the name

01:31:14.320 Of Jesus Christ

01:31:14.900 Then I have to

01:31:15.440 Remove myself

01:31:16.140 From you

01:31:17.340 But I'll stay

01:31:17.940 Over here

01:31:18.700 But I'm gonna

01:31:19.020 Hang out on this

01:31:19.480 Rooftop

01:31:19.900 That's dark

01:31:22.400 I wonder if he

01:31:23.460 Ever told Patty

01:31:24.320 I think she went

01:31:26.060 Crazy

01:31:26.440 It wouldn't matter

01:31:27.520 Please don't forget

01:31:30.200 That pick top

01:31:30.920 Oh that's Scott

01:31:31.580 He wants

01:31:32.040 Oh yes

01:31:33.080 I will send that

01:31:34.180 To you right after

01:31:34.660 A few minutes

01:31:35.100 Well

01:31:35.560 Thank you

01:31:36.780 Ponty

01:31:37.540 For the fascinating story

01:31:39.420 And thank you for 1.00

01:31:40.860 Giving such a shit 1.00

01:31:42.740 About the English language 1.00

01:31:43.840 That was

01:31:44.200 Almost remarkable

01:31:45.900 You have to understand

01:31:46.640 It's very easy

01:31:47.180 To impress us

01:31:47.880 As we are

01:31:49.040 A couple of these

01:31:49.580 A couple of those

01:31:50.180 We're like 0.99

01:31:50.500 Damn these guys 0.99

01:31:51.100 Are smart 1.00

01:31:51.460 A couple of these

01:31:52.020 A couple of those

01:31:52.700 All right

01:31:53.700 Are we gonna bring it in

01:31:54.400 For a landing now

01:31:55.080 Look we made it to

01:31:55.760 A tight hour and a half

01:31:57.200 Yeah look at that

01:31:57.840 Perfect

01:31:58.180 Boom

01:31:58.580 All right guys

01:31:59.340 It's been another day

01:32:01.020 Like the children are quiet

01:32:03.180 But whatever

01:32:03.660 It's been

01:32:04.160 Oh wait wait

01:32:04.880 Where do they submit stuff

01:32:05.980 They submit stuff to

01:32:07.120 Nephilim D squad

01:32:08.060 If you have a

01:32:08.980 Harrowing experience

01:32:10.460 It doesn't have to be harrowing

01:32:11.520 If you just have

01:32:12.120 A supernatural experience

01:32:13.240 That you want to share with us

01:32:14.900 And you want us to read it

01:32:15.720 On the air

01:32:16.180 Nephilimd squad

01:32:17.780 At gmail.com

01:32:18.960 Send it our way

01:32:19.720 And we will get back to you

01:32:21.180 Probably three months

01:32:22.060 After you send it

01:32:22.720 We'll do our best

01:32:23.580 We're gonna start doing these

01:32:24.300 More often

01:32:24.780 But thank you guys

01:32:25.680 For your submissions

01:32:26.380 And if you want to send more

01:32:27.880 Nephilimd squad

01:32:28.960 At gmail.com

01:32:29.740 That's right

01:32:30.220 And until then

01:32:31.000 Don't forget to

01:32:32.220 Obey

01:32:32.580 Submit

01:32:33.140 And

01:32:33.840 Compline

01:32:34.960 The greatest hypnotist

01:32:36.620 On planet Earth

01:32:37.620 Is a oblong box

01:32:39.500 In the corner of the room

01:32:40.960 It is constantly telling us

01:32:43.000 What to believe is real

01:32:44.760 You can persuade us

01:32:46.420 That what they see with their eyes

01:32:49.420 Is what there is to see

01:32:50.540 Because they'll laugh in the face

01:32:54.300 Of an expedition

01:32:55.680 That portrays the bigger picture of what's in it

01:32:58.420 And they have

01:32:59.900 Love

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01:33:06.560 So

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Nephilim Death Squad - April 04, 2025

014： NDS Chronicles - Patty

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