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00:01:12.440 Top laughs of productions.

00:01:13.620 We are being hypnotized by people like this.

00:01:22.840 Newsreaders, politicians, teachers, lecturers.

00:01:27.380 We are in a country and in a world that is being run by unbelievably sick people.

00:01:35.060 And the chasm between what we're told is going on and what is really going on is absolutely normal.

00:01:42.160 Oh yeah, dude.

00:01:43.300 There's some Nephilim shit.

00:01:44.500 It's like we all know it's going down, but no one's saying shit what happened to the home of the brave.

00:01:49.980 But they controlling this now, and no one's talking about how they made a spot of these slaves.

00:01:55.060 And everybody's just walking around, heading to clouds, and won't awaken to a dead in the grave.

00:02:00.280 But then it's too late.

00:02:01.260 We need to be ready to raise up.

00:02:03.100 Welcome to the end of days.

00:02:04.840 Everybody is slaves.

00:02:06.280 Only some are aware that the government releasing poison in their hands.

00:02:09.980 Welcome back, ladies and gentlemen, to another episode of NDS Chronicles,

00:02:16.040 the show where we read your submitted paranormal testimony.

00:02:20.100 I am David Lee Corbo, a.k.a. The Raven.

00:02:23.240 That is Top Lobster, the father of disinformation.

00:02:26.560 Oh, hello.

00:02:27.700 Wow, your mic sounds like shit.

00:02:29.040 There it goes.

00:02:30.040 Is it loud?

00:02:31.100 What is it?

00:02:31.580 Now it's very loud.

00:02:32.640 Turn it down a little bit.

00:02:33.380 Why don't you do that?

00:02:33.640 I don't understand.

00:02:34.540 I didn't do anything.

00:02:35.540 You did it all.

00:02:36.800 I haven't changed a thing.

00:02:37.640 Are we going to let them have this, or are we going to take it away from them?

00:02:40.620 What are we doing?

00:02:42.000 Yeah, yeah.

00:02:42.540 We can't let them fucking listen for free.

00:02:45.100 I didn't know.

00:02:45.580 It was an impromptu, because we're supposed to be doing a debate, which I didn't know we

00:02:49.400 were doing a debate.

00:02:51.320 God, no.

00:02:51.960 Rebel for Truth.

00:02:53.580 It wasn't a debate.

00:02:54.480 I don't know.

00:02:54.760 I'm not sure what we were doing.

00:02:55.820 I saw it.

00:02:56.520 I saw the announcement for it, and it was labeled debate, but we were supposed to debate,

00:02:59.900 apparently, JT.

00:03:00.820 It was labeled debate?

00:03:02.260 It was labeled debate.

00:03:03.240 I saw it labeled debate.

00:03:04.120 I didn't know that.

00:03:04.760 We almost got got.

00:03:05.600 So, what ended up happening, we were supposed to do a show on Legit Bat with JT Follows

00:03:11.080 JC, who, you know, audience of this show knows, has been on multiple times.

00:03:14.960 He's a good buddy of ours, and he's all about the little season, and I think, Top, you're

00:03:19.180 not so much about the little season.

00:03:20.300 I'm kind of, like, in the middle of a little bit.

00:03:21.260 I don't care.

00:03:22.380 I don't really think about it very much.

00:03:24.580 Yeah, it's like, I don't think about it at all.

00:03:27.280 But, I mean, Ed Mabry did kind of, like, ruin it for me a little bit.

00:03:33.180 You know, it's a lot of fun.

00:03:34.100 It is fun.

00:03:34.500 It's a lot of fun, the theory.

00:03:35.860 But when you start to get into, like, the nitty-gritty of some of the stuff, I'm like,

00:03:39.100 oh, yeah.

00:03:40.240 Yeah.

00:03:40.400 It's just a fun theory, you know?

00:03:41.920 Well, I mean, either way, we were supposed to go in, which is an insane thing.

00:03:45.100 A debate with us and anybody is very silly.

00:03:49.380 But that ended up falling apart.

00:03:50.800 And so, now we're doing an impromptu NDS Chronicles, where I still have to announce

00:03:54.380 that sometime around the 30-minute mark, we're going to be going live exclusively.

00:03:57.800 My mic is extra hot.

00:03:58.820 Let me know if it's, like, lowered down a little bit, because I don't know what the

00:04:02.700 hell is going on.

00:04:03.900 It's unbelievable.

00:04:04.960 I've changed nothing.

00:04:06.580 Oh, there you go.

00:04:07.140 See?

00:04:07.680 Top sound is fucked up if this is live.

00:04:09.740 It is.

00:04:10.040 Look what you've done, dude.

00:04:11.340 Look what you've done.

00:04:11.720 I've literally changed nothing.

00:04:13.420 I have no idea what's going on.

00:04:15.620 Well, I'm very sorry.

00:04:17.860 I'm very sorry.

00:04:19.480 Yeah.

00:04:19.720 I feel like you don't do that much.

00:04:23.440 You're not, like, a big apologizer.

00:04:25.620 Yeah.

00:04:26.040 That's lower.

00:04:26.820 It's better?

00:04:27.640 It sounds better.

00:04:29.160 Okay.

00:04:30.220 Well, anyway, guys, sometime around the 30-minute mark, we're going to be going live

00:04:33.340 exclusively to patreon.com backslash Nephilim Death Squad, where you can continue enjoying

00:04:37.440 this conversation, sounding off in the live chat, and gaining early access to the episode

00:04:42.420 before the general public.

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00:04:48.140 Sign up.

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00:04:55.200 kicks in, but I hope you stay, because we make a lot of content, and it's actually a

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00:05:12.540 Squad.

00:05:12.680 That's right.

00:05:13.160 You're definitely going to want to be a member on there within the next week.

00:05:16.760 I'm thinking, we're thinking like Friday, the tickets will be dropping for Bohemian Growth

00:05:22.240 to the members.

00:05:22.980 We have some crazy announcements.

00:05:26.200 I mean, there's going to be all kinds of people there, and I have a feeling that we don't

00:05:30.760 even know the extent and the amount of people that will actually be showing up.

00:05:34.900 Hold on.

00:05:35.360 I don't.

00:05:37.700 I don't like that.

00:05:38.960 I don't know what happened.

00:05:41.640 Yeah, we don't even know all the people that will be showing up.

00:05:44.400 We're reaching out to people just to come and hang out.

00:05:46.720 If they want to come hang out, they'll be sitting backstage and stuff.

00:05:49.000 But that's kind of what I wanted to do is we have Owen Benjamin, and we have Sam Tripoli.

00:05:55.140 So that's obviously a huge deal.

00:05:56.560 Shane Cashman is going to be there as well.

00:05:58.480 No, no.

00:05:59.120 No free tickets for members, Z-Man.

00:06:00.480 No free tickets.

00:06:01.720 But as if the event is not big enough, what we're trying to do is go for this kind of

00:06:06.860 interesting vibe where after the show is over and we hit the streets and we go to the restaurants,

00:06:11.180 we go to the bars, they're directly across the street from each other.

00:06:13.680 We all do human sacrifice with you guys.

00:06:15.120 We all do human sacrifice.

00:06:16.080 You're going to see some of your favorite content creators just out and about.

00:06:19.580 Sacrificed.

00:06:19.900 We're going to sacrifice Donut.

00:06:23.860 I think it's a blood moon, and we're going to sacrifice Donut.

00:06:27.320 He's a worthy sacrifice.

00:06:28.620 So he's like, oh, no, man.

00:06:30.220 That's not cool, bro.

00:06:32.920 Donut?

00:06:33.700 Donut is we plunging.

00:06:35.560 That's going to be his last word.

00:06:36.780 That's his seppuku's.

00:06:38.600 So, guys, you're really going to want to be there.

00:06:40.760 It's June 20th through the 21st.

00:06:42.840 It's a two-day event.

00:06:44.100 And our Patreon members at patreon.com backslash Nephilim Death Squad are getting first dibs because

00:06:49.460 after we open the floodgates to Cashman's audience, Owen Benjamin's audience, Sam Tripoli's,

00:06:54.620 you could bet they're going to be gone.

00:06:56.100 So we want you guys.

00:06:56.720 They're going to be gone super quick.

00:06:58.060 And, I mean, we even have some other people that might be coming.

00:07:01.420 I mean, is that too early to announce?

00:07:03.540 I think it's too.

00:07:04.020 I mean, I've been in talks with somebody.

00:07:06.400 I think we'll keep it under wraps.

00:07:07.460 We'll announce it once we're more solidified in it.

00:07:09.580 But, yeah, this event just keeps getting bigger and bigger.

00:07:11.520 We have no business doing this.

00:07:12.940 And I said to you this morning that when we set out to make Bohemian Grove, we made something

00:07:18.040 cool, right?

00:07:19.400 You go, oh, wow, that's a cool event.

00:07:21.060 They're doing comedy.

00:07:21.780 They're doing conspiracy, right?

00:07:23.020 It's kind of unique in that way.

00:07:24.860 And so that's cool.

00:07:25.940 What's ended up happening, guys, is we are getting ready to launch an event that will be,

00:07:32.100 I don't know, one of the most popular things if you're on Twitter.

00:07:34.900 As far as content creators, if you're on Twitter and you're following, you know, the trends

00:07:38.680 and who's who, I don't want to give away too much.

00:07:41.580 But people are going to be there that are going to make people shit their pants.

00:07:44.280 So, you know, get to shit your pants.

00:07:48.460 All right.

00:07:48.820 What?

00:07:50.060 Get to patreon.com backslash Nephilim Desquad.

00:07:54.420 Anyway, guys.

00:07:55.280 All right.

00:07:55.760 We're going to get into the remainder of the story that we read last time.

00:07:58.920 This is from, I almost fucking doxed him again.

00:08:00.800 Hopefully, you guys didn't see part one.

00:08:02.120 All right.

00:08:02.400 We doxed him.

00:08:02.980 There it goes.

00:08:04.480 Because I'm pretty sure the first.

00:08:06.020 Wait, let me check the first line.

00:08:08.060 Yeah.

00:08:08.340 This one starts off with, like so many before me, please don't say my name on air.

00:08:12.360 And if you guys do read this on air.

00:08:14.200 And so, sorry, Nick.

00:08:17.000 Sorry.

00:08:18.520 So, I'll pick it up.

00:08:20.020 You'd have to watch the last episode to know where this is.

00:08:22.000 I don't even know if I remember what happened before.

00:08:23.960 But he goes on to say.

00:08:26.280 Wait a minute.

00:08:26.760 Let's read the last part.

00:08:27.560 He started making a five-foot-tall painting.

00:08:29.040 Oh, he got into like new age shit.

00:08:30.440 He's painting Kali, talking about Hinduism.

00:08:33.180 This guy did a lot of drugs.

00:08:35.140 He's talking about Marcel Vogel.

00:08:36.700 What did he say here?

00:08:38.860 Boom, boom, boom.

00:08:40.120 Same local park.

00:08:40.920 I would do walks by myself a few times.

00:08:42.800 He felt like he was being watched by the government.

00:08:45.800 He could hear that there was just nothing.

00:08:47.460 Starting to feel full-on gang-stalked.

00:08:49.300 And didn't want to be one of those crazy people.

00:08:51.000 So, he just let it go, I guess.

00:08:54.140 So, here we go.

00:08:55.120 All right.

00:08:55.500 Him and his wife.

00:08:57.280 All right.

00:08:57.820 You want me to pay?

00:08:58.260 I'll do it.

00:08:58.800 I'm going to read it.

00:08:59.300 Okay.

00:08:59.380 You do it.

00:09:00.100 You read it.

00:09:00.560 My wife and I.

00:09:01.400 My wife.

00:09:02.080 My new black wife.

00:09:03.900 My wife.

00:09:05.120 Oh, by the way.

00:09:06.700 Wait, wait.

00:09:08.740 You want to pull those pictures up real quick?

00:09:10.300 Because those are really funny.

00:09:12.040 Yeah.

00:09:12.880 Yeah.

00:09:13.180 David's out here.

00:09:13.820 I've been making Brock turn all the homies into black people.

00:09:16.140 And it's actually fantastic.

00:09:19.080 I think Clint's came out the best.

00:09:20.360 It looks the most realistic.

00:09:21.580 Although, they all do look really realistic.

00:09:25.400 Go to patreon.com backslash Nephilimdesquad.

00:09:27.960 You can see these black pictures.

00:09:29.480 There's Clint.

00:09:30.720 There's Clint.

00:09:31.300 Clint Harris Russell in blackface.

00:09:33.680 There is Toad.

00:09:34.860 Actually, Toad might be one of the best ones.

00:09:37.020 This guy looks like...

00:09:37.940 Toad looks like the guy that left me in Jamaica.

00:09:41.220 You know that story where they drive us to the catamaran, and then I call him, and he's

00:09:46.040 like, he's just not coming back?

00:09:47.180 He looks just like this dude.

00:09:48.640 Really?

00:09:49.400 Yeah.

00:09:49.820 No.

00:09:50.020 Just like this dude.

00:09:50.880 You know what's funny, though?

00:09:51.620 When my wife saw him as black, she was like, if he was black, he wouldn't be a virgin.

00:09:55.780 And I was like, damn.

00:09:57.220 It's true.

00:09:57.400 Yeah, but the kind of girls he'd be pulling would be disgusting.

00:09:59.920 Oh, yeah.

00:10:00.180 They'd be bad.

00:10:00.760 They'd be real, real fat white chicks.

00:10:02.500 But still, you know.

00:10:03.760 I don't know.

00:10:04.200 They'd be fat.

00:10:04.780 No.

00:10:05.000 This type of guy pulls fat black chicks.

00:10:07.360 But whatever.

00:10:07.860 Here we go.

00:10:08.640 It's me.

00:10:09.480 Jesus.

00:10:09.760 Yours is so bad, dude.

00:10:11.780 Yours, for some reason, aged you like 20 years and made you a Somalian pirate.

00:10:16.400 And it is very aggressive.

00:10:19.080 Very aggressive.

00:10:19.920 It says bitch n'gah twice.

00:10:22.460 Couldn't decide.

00:10:24.040 Because I said make him black, and they made it twice on his shirt.

00:10:27.220 This one is funny.

00:10:27.980 Go to Jose's, because Jose's, my.

00:10:33.220 Yo, his hair is so crazy.

00:10:35.580 The caption that I made for that one was, yo, have you ever heard of the KFC bombing?

00:10:41.120 And I thought that was the best one because of the whole OKC bombing thing.

00:10:45.540 And then we tried to do.

00:10:46.880 We tried to do Cole.

00:10:48.500 So we have Cole here.

00:10:49.920 But it just turned, it just made him like, like more white.

00:10:53.980 I was like, it wouldn't, it wouldn't do it because he's graduating.

00:10:56.200 So I was like, no, no, we can't.

00:10:57.320 Yeah, it's a picture of Cole graduating.

00:10:59.100 And for some reason, all it did was just make him look better.

00:11:01.260 It gave him like better teeth.

00:11:02.860 And, but didn't change his skin color at all.

00:11:05.840 There we go.

00:11:06.780 Oh my God.

00:11:07.560 There's Josie.

00:11:08.220 Oh my God.

00:11:08.560 Josie, the redheaded libertarian.

00:11:10.180 Looks insufferable.

00:11:11.660 I could smell this picture.

00:11:13.240 Oh yeah.

00:11:13.560 It smells like cocoa butter.

00:11:14.820 It smells like cocoa butter.

00:11:15.920 Yeah.

00:11:16.060 For real.

00:11:16.480 She's so crazy.

00:11:17.200 She's so well hydrated, her skin.

00:11:20.620 Yeah.

00:11:20.800 Very, very, very agitating to look at, honestly, because it feels like she's going to lecture

00:11:25.340 me and she's going to have a sass and a bop in her voice.

00:11:27.700 That's going to really, really make me upset.

00:11:30.180 The nappy headed libertarian.

00:11:31.840 All right.

00:11:32.060 We got to stop.

00:11:32.780 There's too much racism.

00:11:33.600 All right.

00:11:33.620 We're going to get into these pictures.

00:11:34.620 This show is not about racism.

00:11:36.480 All right.

00:11:36.820 Let's, I'm sorry.

00:11:38.880 Into these stories.

00:11:39.460 So my wife and I would go to the YMCA and be lightly tripping, lift, and then sit in the

00:11:45.980 hot tub and sauna.

00:11:47.640 But that had to stop after one time I was in the sauna with her and I saw her face morph

00:11:51.620 into like a fairy elf kind of face.

00:11:53.740 You were, you were tripping and lifting.

00:11:57.440 It's weird.

00:11:58.700 That's crazy.

00:11:59.680 Like, so you're doing mushrooms or acid and it's acid and you're going to the gym.

00:12:05.980 This man is an animal, a completely ungovernable animal.

00:12:11.160 Okay.

00:12:12.180 He's a dangerous retard.

00:12:13.760 Dude.

00:12:14.060 I mean, a hundred percent of dangerous retard.

00:12:15.560 I've never heard anybody recreationally drop acid and go lift weights.

00:12:20.040 That's fucking crazy.

00:12:21.700 Okay.

00:12:21.940 Um, man, wow.

00:12:24.080 All right.

00:12:24.500 Figured it's probably a bad idea to be that high at the gym.

00:12:27.780 Yeah.

00:12:29.000 Yeah, dude, you're right.

00:12:30.640 Uh, acid was definitely the easiest thing to get for a while.

00:12:33.640 And so me and my wife did that together a bunch of times, but we never did anything

00:12:37.140 more than one tab.

00:12:38.340 And so never truly broke out from this reality.

00:12:41.420 Well, I mean, thank God you were at the fucking public YMCA gym.

00:12:46.160 Um, just micro dosing acid.

00:12:47.860 This is weird.

00:12:48.620 Crazy, dude.

00:12:49.520 I wonder if it helps, uh, helps you get a pump on it.

00:12:52.020 All right.

00:12:52.220 So I did have one trip where for some reason I decided to go to bed like two hours into

00:12:56.960 the trip.

00:12:57.680 The moment I fell asleep, I was in what looked like a white marble.

00:13:01.520 Holy place.

00:13:02.600 Here we go.

00:13:03.580 Interesting.

00:13:03.980 Or like a very religious, uh, religiously built coliseum of sorts and no better way to

00:13:10.320 describe it than the jesters.

00:13:12.160 Oh, interesting.

00:13:15.140 It was more vivid than any normal dream I've ever had.

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00:13:44.420 Obviously, I couldn't stop there.

00:13:48.820 So I got an ounce of mushrooms and we started playing with those.

00:13:52.260 And I would say that the weird stuff increased pretty drastically, but it was definitely centered

00:13:57.300 around my brain and how I was perceiving things like they were NPCs being used by entities

00:14:03.660 from outside reality communicating to me through synchronicities.

00:14:07.360 Holy shit, dude.

00:14:08.580 This guy is on like that arc of, uh, Jim Carrey in the movie 23.

00:14:13.560 Yeah, yeah.

00:14:14.420 I've never seen it, but it's like at this point, you know, yeah, I've never seen the

00:14:18.060 movie, but he's just like that.

00:14:19.600 Um, he's going to start scribbling the names of these entities on his face and walls.

00:14:23.820 Uh, lots of random small trips, but a couple that were nerve wracking in the contemplative

00:14:28.700 existence kind of way.

00:14:30.040 Okay.

00:14:30.280 So he's, he's doing an awful lot of thinking about his mortality.

00:14:34.200 Um, wife didn't like that so much.

00:14:36.880 So we kept it under the, uh, under a gram after that.

00:14:39.360 Um, but what we both love was fucking on mushrooms, dude.

00:14:45.940 And then he clarifies having sex on mushrooms is fantastic.

00:14:50.220 In case you didn't know what the fuck I was saying.

00:14:53.900 Penetration on mushrooms.

00:14:55.620 Top notch.

00:14:56.360 All right.

00:14:56.740 So our perspective on that changed when we were on a regular dose and decided to do

00:15:01.220 the thing.

00:15:02.280 I had covered a wall in that bedroom with a large amount of plants.

00:15:06.080 Oh, that's nice.

00:15:06.540 Okay.

00:15:06.720 I thought he was going to, you know what I thought he was going to say?

00:15:08.340 I had covered a wall in a fucking tapestry.

00:15:10.360 You know, that kind of a bedroom, it smells like smoke and it's got a big, yeah, it smells

00:15:16.320 like patchouli and it's got a big fucking psychedelic tapestry on the wall.

00:15:19.660 The worst.

00:15:20.860 Um, and those black light pictures, it's like a gnome next to a mushroom and it's fucking

00:15:25.540 a black light.

00:15:26.280 I'm like, God damn it, dude.

00:15:27.540 Get a job.

00:15:28.840 Um, the moment the trip started, I felt like the plants were watching us and we started

00:15:34.160 to do our thing and they were really, really watching us intently then.

00:15:38.040 What the fuck?

00:15:39.900 So he's banging his wife and he's like, I think these plants are watching us.

00:15:43.880 And then when he gets into it, he's like, oh no, they're definitely watching.

00:15:47.540 Uh, like I could look at an individual plant and I could feel slash see it responding to

00:15:54.360 us.

00:15:54.980 Her and I can-

00:15:55.420 He's getting a little plant boner?

00:15:56.840 Yeah, a little plant erection.

00:15:59.020 Um, her and I continued our thing, but I was getting crazy flashes of what looked like

00:16:04.400 an amphitheater, uh, surrounding us as all these creatures watched us like we were animals

00:16:11.200 in a zoo.

00:16:12.020 When it was some, when me and my wife do it, our cats will like come out of hiding and

00:16:16.480 stare at us.

00:16:17.120 It's not cool.

00:16:17.680 It's weird.

00:16:18.700 It's very weird.

00:16:19.920 Um, it felt like the wife and I kind of merged minds.

00:16:23.320 Then I got flashes of what looked like a closeup of an insect's eye and a mantis looking creature

00:16:28.120 that made creepy ass clicking sounds.

00:16:30.220 That's interesting.

00:16:30.980 So even the mantis creatures are watching you.

00:16:33.660 Damn, dude, you must've been putting on a show.

00:16:36.280 Uh, after we finish, I said it felt like we were being watched the whole time and she

00:16:40.680 agreed and described the whole thing that I experienced, which was really frigging weird.

00:16:44.780 Man, that is, you know, I don't understand.

00:16:48.260 You're going to do mushrooms, right?

00:16:50.480 And that's fine.

00:16:51.680 I'm not saying, I'm not advocating for it, but I'm just saying, and that's fine, but to

00:16:56.620 then go, well, what do we do when we do mushrooms?

00:16:59.920 It's gotta be something extracurricular, right?

00:17:01.760 Why don't we go to the fucking YMCA?

00:17:04.240 Why don't we go lift weights?

00:17:05.480 Why don't we have sex?

00:17:06.340 I don't know.

00:17:07.400 Isn't it just like, what about sitting down and watching a movie or something cool?

00:17:11.060 You know, like watch, uh, watch Pan's Labyrinth on acid and have a good time.

00:17:16.680 Don't.

00:17:17.000 Is that what you guys watched on Saturday?

00:17:19.140 Pan's Labyrinth?

00:17:20.060 No.

00:17:20.500 What did I watch on Saturday?

00:17:22.260 Uh, with the, with the crew there.

00:17:23.960 This is what Scott's saying.

00:17:25.360 Oh, thanks for joining us movie night.

00:17:27.520 Yeah.

00:17:27.940 We watched, um, and he calls you a faggot.

00:17:30.540 Not nice, Scott.

00:17:31.360 It's not nice.

00:17:31.920 Scott.

00:17:32.020 We watched the fourth kind, the fourth kind.

00:17:35.760 Um, and that's a, you know, it's a little bit of a fucking Billy Carson, uh, Adunaki shit

00:17:41.260 kind of movie.

00:17:41.800 And it's really confusing because the whole time, the fourth kind came out a long time

00:17:46.240 ago.

00:17:47.100 And what it does is it shows you reenactment footage.

00:17:50.280 So it tells you like, this is all a reenactment and it'll put the movie scenes side by side

00:17:56.480 with the old actual footage, but it's not actual footage.

00:18:00.740 But they work really hard to convince you, even at the end of the movie, when it's all

00:18:05.620 done, it gives you like a wall of text.

00:18:07.660 And it's like, ever since that day in 2000 and whatever, this person went on to be a,

00:18:12.280 uh, uh, you know, a fucking, uh, psychiatrist that is now employed at this place.

00:18:17.280 And that person unfortunately killed themselves.

00:18:19.260 You know, it like gives you a whole breakdown of what everybody's doing today, but I don't

00:18:22.980 think any of it's real, which is annoying.

00:18:24.920 Um, but yeah, it's a, it's a cool movie.

00:18:27.860 It just ends with like fucking Anunnaki being like, I created you.

00:18:32.680 Uh, I've been watching, I watched the house of David.

00:18:35.780 That was great.

00:18:36.240 Oh, what did you, what do you think?

00:18:37.840 I thought it was fantastic.

00:18:38.660 I thought it was a little drama, uh, dramatized, dramatized.

00:18:41.680 Yeah.

00:18:41.980 It's got to be right.

00:18:42.780 Because there's a lot of information that we don't have.

00:18:44.800 And if you want to make a series out of it, um, you know, I understand taking some creative

00:18:49.660 liberties, but I don't think they did anything gay.

00:18:52.420 No, no, it was, I thought it was pretty great.

00:18:55.100 They added, they had to like, listen, if you're going to fill eight.

00:18:57.860 Eight hours of content, you're going to have to make it up.

00:19:00.740 That was realistically like six chapters of, uh, like the book of Samuel or something like

00:19:04.920 that.

00:19:05.100 So I was like, all right, you know, but I enjoyed it.

00:19:07.520 I enjoyed that.

00:19:08.160 Now I'm watching, uh, the chosen, which is, uh, Oh yeah.

00:19:12.280 Uh, Amazon prime was recommending that to me, but I was like, I don't fucking make my own

00:19:16.480 mind up.

00:19:17.080 It just started playing it.

00:19:18.260 And I was like, all right, I guess we're watching this now.

00:19:20.100 How is that?

00:19:21.420 It's pretty cool.

00:19:22.060 I mean, I'm like two or three episodes in.

00:19:23.960 It's pretty, I I'm enjoying it.

00:19:25.380 I have no, like a, yeah, a lot of people I'll watch it, but a lot of people, I think they

00:19:29.940 have issues with, again, like they're dramatizing things and they're adding some stuff, but it

00:19:35.920 doesn't, it seems like they're doing their best not to change the whole, you know, change

00:19:40.540 the Bible, but, but just like they're telling a story.

00:19:43.920 So they've got it where I noticed they, they did the dramatization with a house of David

00:19:48.180 was in the scene.

00:19:49.720 I don't want to give away too much spoilers.

00:19:52.480 Give away too much.

00:19:53.460 It's in the Bible.

00:19:55.600 If you haven't read it yet, he kills Goliath.

00:19:59.780 I can go, I'll spoil the whole thing.

00:20:01.280 I'll tell you how everything ends.

00:20:02.380 Uh, so, so when he's fighting Goliath, he's doing like a lot of fucking dodging of spears

00:20:09.040 and rolls and stuff.

00:20:10.060 I was under the assumption that he just like walked up and was like, what bat?

00:20:13.720 And then cut his head off.

00:20:15.000 That's what I thought.

00:20:15.880 And I, but you know, I mean, that's too short of a scene, I guess.

00:20:18.500 So they fucking, you know, I don't know what this means.

00:20:21.700 I'm over modulated.

00:20:22.860 I like that.

00:20:23.580 Lucas said that.

00:20:24.780 Um, and he could just be making shit up.

00:20:27.420 Yeah.

00:20:27.640 Lucas, what's that mean?

00:20:29.500 What's that mean?

00:20:30.140 Over modulated.

00:20:31.040 Turn down the modulation asshole.

00:20:32.860 I don't have any modulation on.

00:20:34.320 It's just decided.

00:20:35.300 Uh, problem.

00:20:36.520 My microphone has decided it's going to do what it feels like today.

00:20:39.500 So we're, we're dealing with that, I guess.

00:20:42.560 All right.

00:20:42.800 Sorry.

00:20:43.140 Let's get back into this.

00:20:43.960 So, so he's talking to the mantises.

00:20:45.860 They're watching him have sex.

00:20:47.200 They're really into it.

00:20:48.460 Um, his wife told, tells him and confirms everything that he experienced.

00:20:53.380 And then he says, at this point, I was determined to get my hands on DMT because, you know, mantis

00:20:57.700 creatures watching you bang is just not far enough.

00:21:00.600 Um, it, so he's determined to get his hands on DMT, but he could not source it for anything.

00:21:06.120 So he decided to buy all the materials and make it himself.

00:21:09.420 Surprisingly easy.

00:21:10.440 Yeah.

00:21:10.620 I was almost doing that once, but luckily I'm so actually dumb, actually retarded that I

00:21:16.060 couldn't even begin to do a simple science experiment where you extract it from.

00:21:19.360 This is a good point, uh, from Stacks Farmstead.

00:21:21.820 They left out the part where they, uh, circumcised David.

00:21:24.860 I circumcised Goliath after he killed him.

00:21:26.640 That's a little strange.

00:21:28.220 I understand why they left that out.

00:21:29.180 That's very important to keep in there.

00:21:31.200 Yeah.

00:21:31.820 Yeah.

00:21:32.120 You got to take that dick skin.

00:21:33.860 He's there saying now, I just, I try to fix it in my mic and they're saying now I sound

00:21:37.600 gay.

00:21:38.320 Yeah.

00:21:38.620 It's turn, turn down the modulation.

00:21:41.140 You turn.

00:21:41.340 I'm going to turn down the gay setting.

00:21:43.240 Hold on.

00:21:43.820 The gay.

00:21:45.760 All right.

00:21:46.020 I lowered the gay a little bit.

00:21:47.520 There you go.

00:21:48.580 We'll see what happens.

00:21:49.580 And then he wore the foreskins like a crown.

00:21:51.420 Is that what happened?

00:21:51.980 Is that, can you just wear one, one of Goliath's foreskins like a, yeah, he did cut his

00:21:56.800 head off, which is pretty bad-ass.

00:21:58.100 And then he cut up his foreskin.

00:21:59.500 Yeah.

00:22:00.340 Hi, I'm Lauren.

00:22:01.060 I'm glad you're back.

00:22:02.080 I didn't think you'd come back after the last dangerous retards where we're talking a lot

00:22:05.100 of shit about you guys.

00:22:06.180 But continue, David.

00:22:07.800 Yeah.

00:22:07.940 All right.

00:22:08.440 What the hell was I doing?

00:22:09.540 Where am I?

00:22:10.280 Boom, boom, boom, boom, boom.

00:22:10.480 Maybe a good idea for Brogrove, foreskin cloaks.

00:22:13.920 We'll figure it out.

00:22:14.580 Oh, foreskin cloaks.

00:22:14.940 Yeah.

00:22:15.560 That's nice.

00:22:15.920 Should we tell the people we're thinking about like VIP packages and shit like that?

00:22:19.460 Yeah.

00:22:19.620 We are thinking about VIP packages.

00:22:20.980 We're thinking about kind of a swag bag with some shit in it.

00:22:25.080 We're also thinking about a very limited amount of cloaks.

00:22:27.540 Um, I'd like them to be brown this time because black is a little menacing.

00:22:31.760 It feels a little bit, you know, a little dark.

00:22:34.800 Uh, so I wanted to go, I wanted to go like a dark brown, something earthy, you know, what

00:22:39.480 do you guys think?

00:22:40.140 What do you, uh, in the chat?

00:22:42.200 Why don't you give us some suggestions for what you people would want?

00:22:44.680 What would make a VIP, uh, ticket worth it for you?

00:22:48.060 Foreskin hats is an option, but we'd have to source a lot of giants and we'd have to shed

00:22:52.040 a lot of dick skin off of them.

00:22:54.060 Um, Ooh, VRP is nice.

00:22:55.760 Very retarded people.

00:22:56.700 I like that.

00:22:57.660 Yeah.

00:22:58.080 Listen, I'm doing my best.

00:22:59.180 These guys are trying.

00:22:59.980 They're like, uh, it's peaking.

00:23:01.460 It's this, that I don't, I don't know what's going on.

00:23:02.980 So we'll see.

00:23:04.260 We will see.

00:23:04.960 I'm so sorry.

00:23:05.840 We were supposed to have a fricking different show before this and we decided to do this

00:23:09.560 one, but that guy, uh, number one, rescheduled, he scheduled incorrectly.

00:23:13.380 And then number two, then spilled water on his laptop.

00:23:16.520 So I like, this is the most menacing shit I've ever heard.

00:23:19.160 Uh, M Lauren seven, seven, seven says I'm always here.

00:23:22.720 I just have different X and shit.

00:23:24.680 She's just fucking always watching, always watching.

00:23:28.400 What the fuck are they doing?

00:23:29.800 Okay.

00:23:30.760 Uh, so, so, okay.

00:23:36.720 All right.

00:23:36.960 He does DMT.

00:23:37.920 He has sex with his wife.

00:23:39.140 They like that.

00:23:39.760 The animals and everything in the, they like that.

00:23:41.860 They like that.

00:23:42.820 Uh, this fucking manatee.

00:23:45.080 I mean, manatee, uh, mantis creature makes clicking sounds.

00:23:48.640 After I finished, I felt like we were being watched the whole time.

00:23:50.220 Okay.

00:23:50.400 I'm sorry.

00:23:51.080 Um, he's determined to get his hands on, on DMT.

00:23:54.380 The anxiety before doing DMT is a really weird thing.

00:23:58.580 It felt like I was about to die or commit suicide.

00:24:01.140 It's hard to describe, but it felt almost like possession in the form of fear pushed from

00:24:05.880 somewhere else, pushed into you from somewhere else.

00:24:08.160 That's interesting.

00:24:09.300 Uh, so I did the thing.

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00:24:37.580 And all of reality vibrated with the highest pitch noise you've ever heard and completely

00:24:44.700 shattered.

00:24:45.580 That's interesting.

00:24:46.180 Like the voice in the glass, like a singing, you know, and shattering the glass.

00:24:49.740 Mm-hmm.

00:24:50.440 Um, immediately I was in what felt like an underground stone chamber in front of a wall that was being

00:24:56.160 lit with torches.

00:24:57.340 Fuck.

00:24:58.200 I couldn't see, and this entity, who at the time I didn't know was Thoth of the Egyptian

00:25:05.120 pantheon, asked me for permission.

00:25:07.360 It said telepathically, I need your permission.

00:25:10.580 Of course you fucking do, you piece of shit.

00:25:12.360 Be quick, but I need your permission before you continue on.

00:25:16.060 And so I raised my right hand and said yes.

00:25:18.400 Damn, you fucked up, dude.

00:25:19.620 Stupid.

00:25:19.760 You gave fucking Thoth permission.

00:25:21.300 He's going to 100% have sex with you.

00:25:23.580 He's like, I seen the way you do that thing with your wife.

00:25:27.760 Uh, very interested in you doing that thing to me.

00:25:30.280 All right.

00:25:31.260 Um, the moment this happened, I was in like a Hindu temple, but everything was shifted

00:25:37.620 green, like in the matrix.

00:25:39.580 And one of the jester elves that appeared shoved me into what looked like a mine cart and telepathically

00:25:45.260 said, quickly, we've got to go.

00:25:47.720 You're not going to be here for very long.

00:25:49.560 Damn.

00:25:50.120 So that's interesting because I've heard that before.

00:25:51.840 These entities in the DMT realm have a sense of urgency.

00:25:54.540 They're trying to show you something.

00:25:55.800 Oftentimes it's like a, a, a technology or a concept.

00:25:59.340 That's like, you understand it in the moment, but once you come back to physical reality,

00:26:03.240 you don't have the language to describe it.

00:26:05.340 And it just kind of falls away like a dream.

00:26:07.260 Um, but they always seem to have this sense of urgency.

00:26:09.400 They, they know you're actually not going to be in that realm for very long.

00:26:12.780 Uh, so I mentally asked, what is this?

00:26:17.600 And it responded mentally with, oh, I'm sorry.

00:26:22.400 He's, I mentally asked.

00:26:23.780 So this is what this is.

00:26:25.360 And it responded mentally with, yep, but we got to go.

00:26:28.380 We don't have much time.

00:26:29.640 And it zoomed me around and poof, I'm back into my body again.

00:26:33.980 For the next few minutes, I saw hieroglyphic looking things on my bedroom walls until the

00:26:38.900 DMT finally released me.

00:26:40.880 I've seen that before.

00:26:42.100 I saw that on, uh, uh, fuck.

00:26:46.060 What the hell is that stupid shit called?

00:26:47.680 Um, not K2, uh, Salvia.

00:26:50.340 I saw hieroglyphics.

00:26:51.980 Everything was my whole, everything was made of hieroglyphics.

00:26:54.500 Um, who was the guy that, um, shit.

00:26:58.240 It was, I think it was like while he's doing either DMT or mushrooms, when looking at a red

00:27:02.460 light, they were seeing the hieroglyphics or like some kind of weird language.

00:27:07.320 Oh, there's a guy that, I don't know.

00:27:09.880 I always thought this was satire.

00:27:11.340 I refuse to look into it any deeper, but, um, there's a guy that did a bunch of psychedelics.

00:27:16.160 I think, I don't know which one he did, but long story short, he discovered that you can

00:27:19.680 see the code to our reality inside of a laser beam.

00:27:24.380 If you project it onto a wall and look at it from the right angle, but like, I mean,

00:27:29.000 it always looked cool and fascinating, but something about it just felt so bullshit.

00:27:33.960 It was like, if that was true, wouldn't somebody have stumbled upon that sooner?

00:27:37.440 I don't know.

00:27:38.460 Um, so, oh, okay.

00:27:40.480 JR says that was a dude seeing the matrix when he did psilocybin.

00:27:44.480 Maybe I'm conflating it with something else.

00:27:47.160 Yeah.

00:27:47.560 Yeah.

00:27:47.720 Yeah.

00:27:47.980 But I know there's a laser involved.

00:27:50.800 Hmm.

00:27:51.260 Oh, I think I actually have it.

00:27:52.540 It's DMT.

00:27:54.120 And, uh, red.

00:27:54.700 Z-Man says it was a low dose of DMT and a laser was letting people see binary code.

00:27:59.460 Yeah.

00:27:59.660 But, but it's like, is that fucking real?

00:28:01.160 I don't know.

00:28:01.460 Oh, I'm sorry.

00:28:03.800 This is the guy here.

00:28:05.440 Yeah.

00:28:05.760 Yeah.

00:28:05.940 This is exactly it.

00:28:07.000 And I kept asking myself, how are all of us seeing the same thing?

00:28:12.080 Oh my God.

00:28:13.500 It changed in shapes right there.

00:28:16.440 The laser was revealing numbers and letters running in a pattern.

00:28:21.060 Norma's like this big here.

00:28:23.200 And it looks like code.

00:28:25.360 It looked like programming code.

00:28:27.760 It's definitely saying something, Pam.

00:28:30.140 I just want to take a picture of it and translate it.

00:28:33.760 Wow.

00:28:34.460 You see that?

00:28:35.180 Okay.

00:28:35.660 So, yeah.

00:28:36.220 It's not stuck.

00:28:37.220 No.

00:28:37.580 It's not because of the light.

00:28:38.760 No.

00:28:39.240 It's on its own site.

00:28:41.020 Light is just literally reviewing it.

00:28:43.120 That's a, yeah.

00:28:43.980 That's fine.

00:28:44.400 That's pretty fucking cool.

00:28:45.400 I don't know.

00:28:45.820 Yeah.

00:28:46.040 I don't know what that is.

00:28:46.820 Like, I don't know if that's real.

00:28:47.940 I don't know how I feel about that.

00:28:51.240 Raven needs to experiment with it and let us know.

00:28:54.680 What's that?

00:28:55.340 The DMT?

00:28:56.120 No, thank you.

00:28:56.520 All right.

00:28:58.440 Let's continue on here.

00:28:59.960 So, he goes to a Hindu temple.

00:29:01.860 The elves take him on a ride and they keep telling him it's not going to be here long.

00:29:05.460 They really got to show him some shit.

00:29:08.080 For the next few minutes, he sees hieroglyphics on his bedroom walls until the DMT finally releases him.

00:29:13.820 It felt like a woman's energy letting go of my arms from within them.

00:29:17.640 Interesting.

00:29:18.860 And I woke up with the intense feeling of not being afraid of death.

00:29:22.680 And it was weird how fresh I felt.

00:29:24.140 And I felt like I had been away for a very long time, but it was not even five minutes.

00:29:28.520 I was enamored by the whole concept of DMT, but still didn't grasp any negatives mentally or spiritually.

00:29:34.180 Ah.

00:29:35.000 All right.

00:29:35.620 All right.

00:29:35.960 One time I went in and a woman goddess monster was kind of hovering over me.

00:29:41.960 Kind of felt like sex.

00:29:43.120 Sounds a lot like Lilith.

00:29:44.460 A woman goddess monster.

00:29:45.740 What made of a monster?

00:29:46.820 Was it her fucking talonous legs?

00:29:48.660 Oh, that's actually interesting because in that.

00:29:52.000 So in the first episode of that, that, uh, the show, the chosen.

00:29:57.000 Yeah.

00:29:57.440 There's a, they're focusing on Mary Magdalene, but she's, she's calling herself Lilith, which

00:30:02.660 is, uh, yeah.

00:30:04.040 Yeah.

00:30:04.600 So they, they nail it again.

00:30:06.400 It's not, it's not biblical, but, uh, she's, she's possessed.

00:30:10.860 Oh, hi, Nancy.

00:30:11.660 She's in our, our other private.

00:30:13.040 We have layers of private chat.

00:30:14.500 Like you can't even get into this layer.

00:30:16.180 Finally.

00:30:16.740 I was wondering if she was going to decide to work today.

00:30:19.800 Yeah.

00:30:20.000 Thanks.

00:30:20.400 Thanks for showing up.

00:30:21.260 Nancy.

00:30:21.640 Almost a no call, no show.

00:30:24.000 Almost a no call.

00:30:24.820 Last minute.

00:30:25.660 You're going to have to fucking dox your pay.

00:30:28.000 Yeah.

00:30:28.280 Um, so yeah.

00:30:28.880 So, uh, she's Lilith and, uh, basically I like the first episode is, uh, about the

00:30:33.680 Pharisee Nicodemus who actually has like a redeeming story at the very end.

00:30:37.720 If you read the gospels, he, he prepares Jesus's body after he's killed, but, uh, he is a

00:30:43.060 Pharisee.

00:30:43.440 He's like a high rank Pharisee and he tried to perform an exorcism on this, this, uh, woman

00:30:48.740 and it didn't work.

00:30:50.240 And then Jesus comes at the end of the episode and bingo, she's good.

00:30:54.660 But it's, it's funny.

00:30:55.800 Like they, they knew to use, uh, the term Lilith or that's what she was calling herself

00:31:01.080 as she, as a prostitute, which it's interesting.

00:31:04.100 I don't know.

00:31:04.940 Yeah.

00:31:05.220 I'm just, I'm going to continue watching.

00:31:06.440 I like the way it's going.

00:31:07.780 It's not going to be like reading the Bible, but it's always nice to have, uh, you know,

00:31:13.020 like, uh, entertainment pieces about something that we're talking about and something that

00:31:17.320 we're like, we really enjoy talking about.

00:31:20.660 It gives, if they, if done correctly.

00:31:23.040 There's another one that came out, um, the King of Kings.

00:31:26.120 I know it's from that, that suspect ass fucking angel studios or whatever.

00:31:30.920 This is from, uh, David is from angel studios.

00:31:34.020 Oh no, no, no, no.

00:31:34.460 Sorry.

00:31:34.660 The chosen is from the chosen is from angel studios.

00:31:37.480 Yes.

00:31:38.160 So I don't know how I feel because I, to me, it's very strange.

00:31:41.380 The whole Timothy Albarino QAnon save the kids overlap is very strange to me.

00:31:47.600 And Timothy Albarino.

00:31:48.780 I mean, I'm not, I'm sorry.

00:31:49.820 Not Timothy Albarino.

00:31:50.640 What's this guy's name?

00:31:51.700 Jim Caviezel, Jim Caviezel, Albarino and Caviezel have, you know, they were, even though

00:31:56.540 it's totally different.

00:31:57.820 Um, but I, I see that it keeps getting good reviews.

00:32:01.780 And so I want to show Jack, my son, I want to show him, uh, King of Kings.

00:32:06.360 So I don't know if, if anybody in the chat has seen it and they think it's good, let

00:32:10.220 me know.

00:32:11.080 Yeah, I'll check, I'll check it out.

00:32:12.660 Listen, I mean, at, at this point I'd rather watch this shit than like, uh, some other shit,

00:32:18.060 but yeah, angel studios.

00:32:19.300 Oh, angel studios was founded by Mormons.

00:32:21.460 That makes it a lot more fun.

00:32:23.420 Not nice guy.

00:32:24.240 Shout out, not nice guy.

00:32:25.320 Shout out, not nice guy and his co-host.

00:32:27.360 Thank you for, uh, angel studios.

00:32:29.500 Okay.

00:32:29.760 Let's, uh, let's get into this.

00:32:32.140 Shout out.

00:32:32.480 How do you love?

00:32:33.520 Oh, uh, Nancy says, I never know when you people are going to do a Chronicles.

00:32:37.960 Yeah.

00:32:38.240 Nancy, we pay you to stay on your toes.

00:32:40.580 Okay.

00:32:41.020 You're supposed to be, the whole stipulation was we pay you and you wait on our every beck

00:32:47.240 and call.

00:32:48.000 Uh, I don't know.

00:32:48.880 Nancy, you come into Broemian Grove?

00:32:51.200 Apparently she is.

00:32:52.920 Really?

00:32:53.140 Nancy, there will be no murder at Broemian Grove.

00:32:56.400 And also we're going to have security.

00:32:58.160 Somebody's going to have to make sure that Nancy's not taking weapons into the fucking venue.

00:33:02.320 Um, okay.

00:33:04.220 Let's see here.

00:33:05.440 So, so the third time I did, what?

00:33:08.120 No, no, no.

00:33:08.820 Okay.

00:33:09.220 Yeah.

00:33:09.460 I woke up again with the fresh feeling.

00:33:11.500 Wait, did I skip something?

00:33:12.580 Okay.

00:33:12.880 The third from the last time.

00:33:13.980 No, no, no.

00:33:14.720 This is from the, the goddess monster hovering over me.

00:33:18.200 Um, kind of felt like sex.

00:33:19.940 And she said she was going to fix me and for me to open my mouth.

00:33:23.620 She jammed a giant Futanari succubus dick in my mouth.

00:33:27.720 No, no, no, no.

00:33:28.980 Um, I opened my mouth for real, which I could feel, but I was still in a different reality.

00:33:35.580 When I did, she poured an electric lime green liquid into my mouth and I felt something in

00:33:40.560 my brain click.

00:33:41.360 Like it was a part, uh, missing from a computer.

00:33:45.040 And then I woke up again with the freshest feeling.

00:33:47.220 And again, I felt like I had just died and came to life.

00:33:51.020 The third from the last time.

00:33:53.520 Damn, dude.

00:33:54.120 The third from the last time I did DMT, I was brought to an endless field where I was

00:33:58.340 greeted by the DMT elves, an endless field.

00:34:00.740 I wonder if it's like a field of reeds, like, uh, what, uh, gladiator Elysia.

00:34:07.600 Yeah.

00:34:08.020 I think it's called Elysium, Elysium, um, cause I, I think there's probably something to that

00:34:14.920 too, right?

00:34:15.340 Like, why would that be part of their lore?

00:34:17.560 When enough people would have had to have like, I don't know, had ND, uh, near death

00:34:21.580 experiences and have been like, yeah, I was in a field of reeds.

00:34:25.340 Um, okay.

00:34:26.960 I, I was brought to an endless field where I was greeted by the DMT elves and they were

00:34:31.520 either walking around or standing at these giant mushroom looking trees.

00:34:35.620 They greeted me and said it had been a while.

00:34:38.920 Then one of them asked me if I wanted to know the secret to all of reality.

00:34:43.320 I said, obviously, yes.

00:34:45.980 It said, okay, but that you can't bring it back to the other side and they can't know

00:34:51.000 yet.

00:34:51.400 See, that's what I'm talking about.

00:34:52.560 That's that shit that you can't bring back from the DMT realm.

00:34:55.120 That's exactly what I said.

00:34:55.880 Um, so it told me specifics and I remember saying, seriously, that's the secret.

00:35:01.200 The whole universe is a joke.

00:35:03.260 And it responded with, yes, it's the biggest joke.

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00:35:34.380 And then I woke up laughing but couldn't remember the specifics of the joke.

00:35:37.660 Interesting.

00:35:38.520 Interesting.

00:35:38.720 It was a black joke.

00:35:40.280 It was a black joke.

00:35:42.300 Very funny.

00:35:43.040 No, you know what he said?

00:35:44.620 He told them that Yacoub made the white man.

00:35:48.600 And he said, really?

00:35:49.820 And that was it.

00:35:51.820 You know, one of the things that I really love about, well, just the story of David and

00:35:58.540 what they did with that.

00:36:01.200 Because I have to go back and reread all those books from the Old Testament.

00:36:04.680 Because I was rereading, like, we did Revelation.

00:36:09.060 Now I'm looking at Genesis.

00:36:10.520 But there's so much good stuff in between.

00:36:12.300 I'd love to get somebody on to talk about fucking King Solomon.

00:36:16.620 But, you know, last time that went, arrived.

00:36:18.080 Yeah, we tried that one.

00:36:19.000 It didn't work out too well.

00:36:21.040 But the idea of, like, God having a sense of humor, like, because, like, the things that

00:36:25.160 he's doing are very funny.

00:36:27.380 Yeah.

00:36:27.820 Like, nobody knows.

00:36:28.680 Just like the Jewish guy I was arguing with today, he was making up all these, like, valid

00:36:33.840 arguments to me as to why.

00:36:36.220 He's like, well, Jesus, you guys believe in Jesus.

00:36:38.040 But he didn't come back.

00:36:38.840 He didn't fulfill the law.

00:36:40.080 He didn't do this.

00:36:40.940 He would have been a warrior.

00:36:42.320 He would have been this.

00:36:42.900 And I'm like, it's really funny that you think that.

00:36:45.000 Like, that you're looking for this.

00:36:46.600 Because the God that you're worshiping is quite hilarious.

00:36:50.160 Yes.

00:36:50.460 And you're just, like, looking for all these characteristics that you bestowed for whatever reason on God.

00:36:56.240 And then when it doesn't show up the way you think.

00:36:59.860 You think God's wrong.

00:37:01.200 Yeah.

00:37:01.420 You're like, well, obviously, God's an asshole.

00:37:03.360 And he's wrong.

00:37:03.740 He's like, no, he's very funny.

00:37:06.000 He's very funny.

00:37:06.800 It's everything you do with your interpretation.

00:37:08.320 Yeah.

00:37:08.740 It's like, but he came and he fulfilled all that law.

00:37:11.220 Like, every law that, every prophecy you're talking about, he fulfilled it, like, sometimes

00:37:15.820 even twice.

00:37:17.000 So, like, you're looking at stuff, but you still can't see it.

00:37:19.360 It's kind of funny.

00:37:19.880 It's right in your face.

00:37:20.560 Well, that's it.

00:37:21.000 That's that fucking, that strong delusion, right?

00:37:24.760 It's sad, yeah.

00:37:26.160 Phil Labonte is in the chat.

00:37:27.520 He says, Malachi prophecy.

00:37:29.760 I think it means Malachi, unless it is Malacy.

00:37:32.100 Malachi prophecy suggests Benedict was the last legitimate pope with Petrus Romanus handing

00:37:37.600 the papacy back to Peter.

00:37:38.700 I don't know.

00:37:39.800 I don't know what any of those words mean.

00:37:41.380 He's actually talking about something different, but it is worth mentioning that today.

00:37:45.240 It is actually Phil Labonte.

00:37:46.640 Hello, Phil Labonte.

00:37:49.260 Today is, the pope is dead.

00:37:51.300 Actually, I think the pope died last night, technically, on Easter Sunday, and now we

00:37:56.240 stand.

00:37:56.460 He's risen.

00:37:57.360 He is not.

00:37:58.000 No, actually, that didn't happen.

00:37:59.260 He's dead still.

00:38:00.860 And so now we're waiting to see if fucking, and, you know, there's a prophecy out there.

00:38:06.720 I think it's called the prophecies of St. Malachi or something like that.

00:38:10.240 I could be totally fucking wrong.

00:38:12.280 But there was this idea of like 111 popes.

00:38:15.320 And then after the 111th pope, something, we tried to do an episode recently on it.

00:38:18.980 And we had a guy on and he said, did you know that there's a prophecy about the fucking

00:38:23.200 pope being the last pope?

00:38:25.320 And we said, yeah, I've heard about that.

00:38:26.820 Tell us about it.

00:38:27.400 And he kind of went, well, did you know there's a prophecy about the pope?

00:38:31.180 This could be the last pope.

00:38:32.300 And then that was kind of the end of that.

00:38:33.560 Then he asked us to edit it.

00:38:35.280 And I was like, absolutely not.

00:38:36.540 He's like, that part where you said that trannies are doing stuff at the White House, can you

00:38:40.360 edit that out?

00:38:40.880 And we said, well, no.

00:38:43.320 Well, no.

00:38:44.460 So, I mean, there is a fucking, there's a prophecy out there.

00:38:47.640 That's literally what I told this guy.

00:38:49.800 He was wild.

00:38:50.920 Yeah, I mean, I don't know what, I don't know how you guys would ever handle this in

00:38:54.580 your situation if you ever like had a podcast and then had like an agency reach out to you

00:38:59.920 to book their client.

00:39:01.920 And then after you do an episode with them, the agency reaches out again and says, my client

00:39:05.720 was uncomfortable with something you said.

00:39:07.160 Could you edit it out?

00:39:08.240 And I just responded, no.

00:39:09.820 That's it.

00:39:10.220 No explains, just N.O.

00:39:11.360 Just too fucking.

00:39:12.480 Yo, this is great, too.

00:39:13.420 By the way, Z-Man says, the Pope died at 88, which is true.

00:39:16.280 And he died on Easter, which happened to fall on Hitler's birthday this year.

00:39:20.120 Hell yeah.

00:39:20.600 So strange.

00:39:21.360 So strange.

00:39:23.240 Yeah.

00:39:23.340 And Dave Smith's birthday.

00:39:24.580 And Dave Smith's birthday.

00:39:25.620 Also, my grandma died.

00:39:27.240 My clairvoyant remote viewing abductive grandma died on 420.

00:39:32.500 She was, she got too high.

00:39:36.080 She might die.

00:39:36.900 That's just not true.

00:39:38.080 Okay.

00:39:38.580 All right.

00:39:38.800 All right.

00:39:39.000 So it's the biggest joke.

00:39:40.560 Okay.

00:39:40.780 Second from the last time I did it, I was blasted into a many colored room that was spherical

00:39:45.620 with another sphere in the center that was kind of churning into itself.

00:39:50.340 And I got the distinct feeling this was me dying, but I was fine with it.

00:39:54.540 Then I got blasted into what people have described as the cosmic daycare.

00:39:58.500 I was an energy being surrounded by other energy beings.

00:40:02.060 And we're all being cared for by this older, loving, feeling energy.

00:40:05.260 It sounds like, um, damn, I forgot what the name of the movie.

00:40:09.480 It's like a Pixar movie or a Disney movie.

00:40:11.220 And it's about soul.

00:40:12.740 I think it's called soul.

00:40:14.120 It's called soul.

00:40:15.200 Um, and they're like waiting, you know, it's like a daycare, like a waiting room for souls

00:40:19.280 before they're bored into this realm.

00:40:21.660 Um, then I got in, I got shot into what looks like how you would imagine the shape of the

00:40:26.940 inside of a spaceship is if there's nothing else, nothing around the edges.

00:40:31.260 So what the fuck?

00:40:32.420 Then I got shot into what looks like how you would imagine the shape of the inside of a

00:40:37.320 spaceship.

00:40:37.680 If there is nothing around the edges, it was kind of bluish lit, but not bright by any means.

00:40:44.520 Uh, in the very center were two beings that looked like they were made of light.

00:40:48.800 And one of them was seated in a chair with the other one behind it to the right.

00:40:51.600 From my perspective, that being was stand, the being that was standing said, hello, welcome.

00:40:56.940 This is God.

00:40:58.000 And I mentally said, wow.

00:41:00.420 All right.

00:41:01.320 I don't really know what to say.

00:41:03.140 The entity said, asked if I had any questions for God or had anything to discuss with him.

00:41:08.360 And I said, can't think of anything at the moment, but I guess thank you for everything.

00:41:13.340 LOL.

00:41:14.100 Then I woke up again with that freshest revitalized feeling again.

00:41:19.760 But again, it felt like I had just died and come back.

00:41:22.560 Man, what the fuck is this?

00:41:24.460 You should have asked it.

00:41:25.300 Like that was your opportunity to test the spirit.

00:41:28.540 That's like, uh, you'd be like, who the fuck are you?

00:41:32.020 What's your real name?

00:41:33.460 Who are you?

00:41:34.780 Who are you?

00:41:35.320 Tell me who you are.

00:41:35.960 You throw them off of a fucking parking lot.

00:41:37.680 I love that though.

00:41:38.660 Cause the, the, you know, to go like, number one, I don't think you can look at God.

00:41:43.100 I don't know, man.

00:41:43.600 We've talked to people who've said they've seen God.

00:41:45.700 Honestly, I do have, um, I had a dream where I did see like a man's face.

00:41:50.360 And, uh, and I thought I, in the dream, I thought I was talking to God.

00:41:54.900 And then I woke up cause something like touched me on my forehead and my eyes popped open and

00:41:58.740 nothing was there.

00:41:59.420 And I just had this distinct feeling that I was just chatting it up with God.

00:42:02.640 I don't know.

00:42:03.280 Maybe you, what?

00:42:04.720 Look at the time.

00:42:05.740 What?

00:42:06.540 Look at the time.

00:42:07.460 What time is it?

00:42:08.000 It's 41.

00:42:08.820 It's three Oh nine.

00:42:09.860 It's four 46.

00:42:11.080 What, what, what, what?

00:42:11.920 I got a lot of times.

00:42:12.900 Yeah.

00:42:13.020 But it's like 40.

00:42:13.780 Well, it's 39 on my clock.

00:42:15.980 You have 41 over there.

00:42:17.960 Uh, no, I have three 10.

00:42:21.040 It's three 10 PM.

00:42:22.360 What I'm saying is, Oh, Oh, Oh man.

00:42:24.520 That was fucking, I was, this guy's a retard, dude.

00:42:28.000 I was lost in the sauce, baby boy.

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00:43:07.980 All right.

00:43:08.100 You want to take this part over?

00:43:09.220 It's right here.

00:43:09.900 Yeah.

00:43:10.200 Uh, keep reading because I have to kick these guys out.

00:43:12.560 Oh yeah.

00:43:12.880 Kick them out.

00:43:13.340 Okay.

00:43:15.480 The last time I did it, I had been talking it up to my wife.

00:43:20.280 I was really trying to get her to do it, but she was very nervous, even though she had seen

00:43:24.540 me do it a bunch of times by then.

00:43:26.160 So I did the thing and was immediately in a room of red and a woman who healed me prior

00:43:31.400 was there, but much more monster-like.

00:43:33.900 Ah, so the fucking Lilith archetype thing.

00:43:37.100 All right.

00:43:37.360 Uh, and the best I could describe it is that the only thing in my visual field was a very

00:43:43.760 angry Medusa woman over me and around me.

00:43:47.500 And in the most angry way you could imagine, she was talking about how I betrayed everything

00:43:52.900 and the way that I was talking about it was absolutely wrong.

00:43:58.120 And I should never tell anyone about the specifics of being on that side of things.

00:44:02.980 And then she kicked me the fuck out.

00:44:05.040 Wasn't even gone a minute.

00:44:06.460 I came out laughing, but nervous.

00:44:09.160 And I told my wife, I got kicked the fuck out.

00:44:11.320 Wow.

00:44:12.080 That's crazy.

00:44:13.420 That's an interesting thing too, because we've heard that a lot where people will, uh, I think

00:44:17.720 it was, um, Colin, you know, he had this experience.

00:44:21.100 He keeps doing mushrooms and they basically, didn't they say to him like, Hey, you got to

00:44:24.420 stop coming here, homie.

00:44:25.940 Yeah.

00:44:26.260 Yeah.

00:44:26.800 There's like, I think, I don't know if it was like a feeling of uninvited, but they were

00:44:31.980 like, yeah, what are you, what are you doing?

00:44:33.860 Like, you just like, I think it was just like, they were, they were saying like, there's nothing

00:44:36.880 more for you here.

00:44:37.920 You keep coming.

00:44:38.660 We've given you and told you and talk to you and giving you the experiences.

00:44:41.820 Stop fucking stop coming here.

00:44:44.200 Um, so it's interesting because I don't know if you think of them as just plain evil creatures,

00:44:51.920 you would say, well, their motives are to corrupt you.

00:44:55.020 And so the more you show up, the better it is for them.

00:44:57.780 But something does seem to happen occasionally where they're like, you're not fucking welcome

00:45:01.240 here anymore.

00:45:01.820 Stop coming here.

00:45:02.900 Yeah.

00:45:03.280 Maybe they're just not getting what they want out of you.

00:45:05.120 And it's like, all right, we're done here.

00:45:06.620 Yeah.

00:45:06.840 It could be that.

00:45:07.580 Um, she was still willing to try it.

00:45:09.740 So I loaded her up and she hit the thing hard three times.

00:45:13.280 Like you do.

00:45:14.660 I watched her inhale and exhale.

00:45:16.820 We waited and nothing, absolutely nothing happened to her.

00:45:20.240 Shortly after, uh, she had a dream where she was talking to someone who looked just like

00:45:25.120 me, but she could tell it wasn't me in there.

00:45:28.460 And this dude said he was Kronos.

00:45:31.380 Cool.

00:45:32.200 Fucking cool.

00:45:34.380 Um, freaked her out a lot.

00:45:36.980 Freaked me out.

00:45:37.920 Interesting.

00:45:38.500 Why is Nancy saying I'm on drugs?

00:45:40.080 Nancy's in a private thing.

00:45:41.340 It's probably because I'm fast.

00:45:42.780 I just got it.

00:45:43.380 I'm just fast.

00:45:43.980 I had two cups of coffee, Nancy, before we started.

00:45:46.380 And, uh, and I'm feeling slow.

00:45:48.680 So I guess in comparison, he's fast.

00:45:50.820 All right.

00:45:51.040 Probably what's going on.

00:45:51.760 Somewhere in all this mess, my wife and I saw a dog man, like creature damn on the property

00:45:56.260 of a local billionaire.

00:45:57.700 What the, where do you live while we were driving with my dealer at night?

00:46:01.460 What the, that's a crazy sentence.

00:46:04.320 It's just like kept getting crazy.

00:46:06.060 All right.

00:46:06.280 So he saw a dog man on the property of a local billionaire while driving with his dealer

00:46:12.520 at night.

00:46:13.500 Even a local billionaire is a crazy sentence.

00:46:16.400 Yeah.

00:46:16.600 I don't even have a local billionaire.

00:46:18.160 Tom's like a millionaire, I guess, but that's true.

00:46:20.600 We, we noped the fuck out of there.

00:46:22.820 Uh, same dude and his girl came over one time for, uh, for a to chill.

00:46:28.660 And we were discussing the deep shit about reality.

00:46:31.540 And his girl was really saying some incredible things.

00:46:34.580 We kept on track for a good 10 minutes.

00:46:36.640 And at the end, we kind of found a stopping point.

00:46:38.900 And then everyone in the room, but me just forgot everything we were discussing.

00:46:42.940 And when I pressed them on it, they just kind of NPC stared and moved on to hell yeah.

00:46:49.220 Weed man type stuff.

00:46:50.700 Wait, wait, wait, wait, he, he pressed them on.

00:46:53.840 What did he press them on here?

00:46:55.720 Uh, wait, we kept track of a good 10 minutes.

00:46:57.900 Then we ended up stopping point and everyone in the room, but me just forgot.

00:47:00.500 We were discussing deep shit about reality and he's pressing them on the deep shit.

00:47:05.340 Yeah.

00:47:05.540 Yeah.

00:47:05.700 Yeah.

00:47:05.920 And then they kind of like, then they kind of have to like, like fall back from it.

00:47:10.660 You know what's weird?

00:47:11.540 Like they went too far and their programming doesn't allow for it.

00:47:15.300 It's that, that's happened to me with, uh, some of, some of my friends here that I recently met.

00:47:21.460 They like, they go so far and then they get like, kind of like goofy about stuff, but they,

00:47:25.980 they, they can't break a certain, and it's, I'm not getting like, whoa, like all hippy dippy

00:47:30.380 with them, but I'm just like talking about some realities and they just can't, uh,

00:47:34.180 like, uh, Hey, kids are awfully autistic, huh?

00:47:38.600 Yeah.

00:47:38.960 I was like, yeah, there's a lot of vaccines out there, huh?

00:47:41.000 And they're just like, there's a wall.

00:47:43.660 More vaccines and more.

00:47:45.720 I enjoy, I enjoy finding that wall with different people.

00:47:48.840 Like, like just normie people that don't know who I am.

00:47:52.440 Yeah.

00:47:52.640 I, I like to press until I could find that wall and then I'll stop.

00:47:56.980 Yeah.

00:47:57.200 We went to a restaurant once.

00:47:58.480 And, uh, when the server came over, top just wrote the N word on a post-it note and slid

00:48:03.500 it over to her.

00:48:04.960 Yeah.

00:48:06.420 And then, you know, everything was cool after that and she continued to serve us, but yeah,

00:48:10.480 he's constantly like testing.

00:48:11.960 I was like, what do you think about that?

00:48:13.960 What do you think about that?

00:48:14.920 Large Coke.

00:48:16.060 Please.

00:48:16.400 Anyway, everything beyond weed slowed way after that day.

00:48:19.620 Lots more weird shit happened, but I didn't want to write a book for you guys.

00:48:23.580 Since then I've become resolute in my belief in God.

00:48:27.540 No one sect, but the God of the Bible and Jesus Christ.

00:48:31.320 I believe the church is where the believers are not.

00:48:35.620 Uh, whatever.

00:48:36.280 I believe the church is where the believers are, not some building.

00:48:40.180 Yes.

00:48:40.480 That's a, yes.

00:48:41.560 Uh, I dropped that comma for you right there.

00:48:43.560 Thank you.

00:48:44.240 These are things by the way that Nancy should be doing.

00:48:46.360 Nancy, where's our commas?

00:48:47.480 Nancy's on drugs.

00:48:48.220 Um, some.

00:48:49.620 Sometimes I'll be falling asleep and get off, uh, get on an off feeling or, uh, a noise.

00:48:57.600 And I asked, and I asked for, say, ask for, or say the name of Jesus to protect me.

00:49:03.180 And it seems to bring me comfort enough to sleep.

00:49:05.740 Appreciate everything you do.

00:49:07.020 Best wishes.

00:49:08.080 Thanks, man.

00:49:08.860 This is, uh.

00:49:09.540 Best wishes to you, dude.

00:49:10.660 Yes.

00:49:10.900 That's very nice.

00:49:12.260 I've been, I've been thinking about that, uh, the church thing again as well, because,

00:49:17.460 uh, obviously the Matthew 15, 11 or Matthew 15, 12, it was, yeah, that, that thing came

00:49:23.340 back up.

00:49:24.140 My dad had actually asked me an interesting question the other day.

00:49:28.180 Oh, yeah.

00:49:28.700 We were talking about this.

00:49:30.260 Did I sit on, did we talk about it on air?

00:49:32.020 No, no.

00:49:32.280 We didn't talk about it on, on the show.

00:49:34.280 Yeah.

00:49:34.580 Yeah.

00:49:34.800 Um, so Nancy says she's asked if we, she wants, if we wanted to do a spell check, grammar

00:49:40.640 check.

00:49:41.020 You said no, because you like roasting people.

00:49:42.580 That is correct.

00:49:43.420 I forgot I said that, Nancy.

00:49:44.840 Thanks for embarrassing us.

00:49:46.540 Real, real nice.

00:49:47.940 Yeah.

00:49:48.660 Real, real nice of you.

00:49:50.340 Real nice, Nancy.

00:49:51.500 All right.

00:49:52.000 Um, yeah.

00:49:53.060 My dad asked me, I was wearing the 5G Nephilim, Nephilim shit shirt.

00:49:57.380 And my dad was like, so you talk about like God and stuff on your show.

00:50:00.880 Right.

00:50:01.160 And I'm like, yeah.

00:50:01.800 And he's like, so why are you wearing that shirt?

00:50:04.440 And then it got down to like, oh yeah.

00:50:06.540 Like we had to have that discussion again.

00:50:08.540 And then I had to justify.

00:50:09.280 Why bad language?

00:50:10.380 And why, why God?

00:50:12.460 Which is where a lot of people, like there was some lady, uh, on Twitter who became obsessed

00:50:16.860 with us and started doing this like big deep dive on me because she thought that I was

00:50:20.900 a shill.

00:50:21.640 And by the end of it, all she had to throw in my face was that I had a potty mouth and

00:50:26.420 I'm just going, yeah, bitch.

00:50:28.400 Yeah.

00:50:28.720 You want me to fucking, I mean, you know, I don't know what you want me to fucking, I mean,

00:50:30.060 you know, and I was saying to you that your dad comes from an, an era where like back

00:50:35.520 then people were more conservative and like swearing was an actual sign.

00:50:41.540 Yeah.

00:50:41.700 Fuck that bitch.

00:50:42.660 Uh, swearing was an actual sign of like bad intent.

00:50:47.340 You know what I mean?

00:50:47.780 Like, like the dudes that were swearing were also like doing drugs and beating people up

00:50:51.900 and stuff like that.

00:50:52.700 And now we're, the paradigm is switched where like people are coming to you with like fake

00:50:59.020 sweetness and kind words that they don't really mean.

00:51:02.300 And behind the scenes, they're, I don't know, doing really, really horrifying shit, you know,

00:51:07.760 sexual debaucherist, you know, crap like that, because we just got finished dealing with the

00:51:12.280 era of leftism where, um, the greatest evil you could perform was being offensive, but never

00:51:18.280 mind the fact that they're putting your kids on hormone therapy.

00:51:21.260 So I'd much rather live in a dichotomy where people are, uh, you know, jokingly allowed

00:51:28.120 to say I'm too shit.

00:51:29.920 Um, but if you check the character of their, you know, the, or the morality of their character,

00:51:34.340 they're not engaging in anything.

00:51:36.140 So, so like even you and I, like if I were to say, I don't engage in debaucherous behavior,

00:51:41.960 that might be a weird way to put it.

00:51:45.320 I don't engage in like any behavior I engage in the behavior you see here on this show.

00:51:49.700 And then after this, I sit down with my wife or I take my kid to the park and I go for

00:51:53.500 a walk.

00:51:53.860 I don't go to the club.

00:51:54.660 I don't go to the bar.

00:51:55.500 I don't engage in any kind of real debaucherous shit.

00:51:58.360 So I, it's crazy that people like are coming out to see us at Bohemian Grove, I guess,

00:52:03.300 or I don't know what they're coming out for, maybe to see Owen Benjamin and Sam Tripoli

00:52:06.120 probably, but like that, yeah, like we're kind of boring.

00:52:09.100 We're like Dave's going to be going to sleep at nine.

00:52:12.280 I don't know if you guys know this.

00:52:13.380 You will be asleep.

00:52:15.180 So that's what I'm saying.

00:52:16.060 It's like people on the internet are like, look at these shills.

00:52:18.140 Look at, they're promoting this.

00:52:19.100 I'm like, when this is done, I hang out with my family.

00:52:22.560 Maybe I'll buy some Pokemon cards off of whatnot.

00:52:25.180 And then, yeah, I'll go to sleep at nine or nine 30 at night.

00:52:28.720 Like I'm not engaging in any debaucherous shit.

00:52:32.380 But to your father's point, there was a time where if you were saying those things publicly,

00:52:37.260 then you probably didn't give a shit about your other behavior besides that.

00:52:41.300 But now we live in a place where it's so obtuse that the stuff that you hear on a regular basis

00:52:45.800 is like crazy and unhinged, you know?

00:52:48.100 So, but yeah, that, that, that whole model is gone.

00:52:52.880 You know, you were saying that your dad knew guys that used to swear and say crazy shit.

00:52:58.100 And then those guys would go on to like rob houses and do things like that.

00:53:01.820 It's like, yeah, that's not what I'm doing at all.

00:53:03.660 Yeah, I don't do that.

00:53:04.540 We have a, we have a request in the chat, but I don't know what his name is.

00:53:10.820 Who's making a request?

00:53:12.520 Dingus.

00:53:13.500 Dingus.

00:53:14.040 Oh, hey, Dingus.

00:53:15.000 McLean.

00:53:15.580 Are you Cody?

00:53:17.140 He says readme.retards.

00:53:19.260 Is that, that might be what it says.

00:53:21.100 Does it say that?

00:53:22.100 I don't know.

00:53:23.060 I don't, I don't know.

00:53:23.780 I don't remember.

00:53:24.740 Because Nancy's not categorizing these things for us.

00:53:27.220 No, it's not Nancy's fault.

00:53:28.340 Oh, you know what I think?

00:53:31.960 I think we'll just have Nancy be, uh, uh, security.

00:53:35.200 Okay, here we go.

00:53:36.220 Because she has a big liberty for violence.

00:53:39.300 From February.

00:53:40.380 Oh, wow.

00:53:40.760 This is a whole thing.

00:53:43.580 All right.

00:53:44.100 Yeah, let me, I'll send this to you here.

00:53:46.500 Oh, okay.

00:53:47.080 He says it's by, I am retarded.

00:53:50.360 Okay.

00:53:50.900 I think I found it.

00:53:51.760 Fair greetings.

00:53:52.740 Hello, fellow mental challengers.

00:53:54.960 My name is, uh, yeah, we'll say your name.

00:53:57.940 Yeah.

00:53:58.560 You want to say your name?

00:53:59.820 Just fucking wrote it there.

00:54:01.560 Uh, Scott is only coming to see Toad, which is understandable.

00:54:04.540 Smart move.

00:54:05.060 Yeah.

00:54:06.140 Uh.

00:54:06.420 You really got to see him in person.

00:54:07.640 It's, it's a whole nother world.

00:54:09.820 All right.

00:54:10.020 He says, uh, my name is Brian.

00:54:12.360 My name is Brian.

00:54:13.840 My name, Brian.

00:54:15.080 Oh, Brian's in his, in his own chat.

00:54:17.100 Pretty cool.

00:54:18.100 Um, I have a few, he's kicked out Nancy.

00:54:21.720 I have a few experiences I'd like to share.

00:54:23.800 I'll try to provide a lot of details and just stay chronological,

00:54:26.540 but I am retarded.

00:54:28.900 So here we go.

00:54:30.340 Um, this shouldn't be too long.

00:54:31.920 I just started.

00:54:32.800 So let's go around age four to five.

00:54:35.780 My dad enlisted in the military to support his family early two thousands.

00:54:39.980 Wait, I developed.

00:54:41.100 Yeah.

00:54:41.540 What?

00:54:41.820 I got to pee.

00:54:42.360 Can you fill me in when I come back?

00:54:43.720 Oh shit.

00:54:44.360 Dave's got to pee.

00:54:45.100 Oh, wait a minute.

00:54:45.580 You know what?

00:54:46.240 Hold on.

00:54:46.560 Wait, before you pee, don't go, don't go to pee yet.

00:54:48.920 I've been squeezing dude.

00:54:50.560 No.

00:54:50.880 You know how your body thinks like when you're getting close to the bathroom,

00:54:53.820 everything starts to become a real emergency.

00:54:55.960 My body just thought I was about to get up and go pee.

00:54:58.560 No, no, no.

00:54:59.340 Hold, just give it a second.

00:55:01.140 We're going to vamp and then, then you can go pee.

00:55:04.620 But the people need like actual entertainment before you just leave.

00:55:08.100 Did you know Kanye West sucked his cousin's penis until he was 14?

00:55:11.580 Crazy way to be, but that's what I've heard.

00:55:13.780 Is that true?

00:55:14.800 I don't, that's what, that's what, that's what Kanye West said.

00:55:17.720 That's what he said.

00:55:20.560 All right, here we go.

00:55:23.380 I don't know what this, I don't know what this is, but we'll be back in a second, guys.

00:55:28.140 Oh, nice.

00:55:28.940 All right.

00:55:29.520 Here we go.

00:55:30.380 Thank you.

00:55:31.040 Intermission.

00:55:31.320 All I can say is that my life is pretty plain.

00:55:51.220 I like watching the puddles got my way in.

00:55:57.880 And all I can do is just put something in two and speak my point of view when it's not sane.

00:56:09.720 It's not sane.

00:56:12.660 I just want to say, wait, is that mean or no?

00:56:20.660 I'll always be at what you are paying.

00:56:25.660 Yeah.

00:56:26.880 You know I like to keep my cheeks turning.

00:56:30.780 And all I can do is read a book to stay awake.

00:56:56.780 It rips my life away, but it's a great escape.

00:57:02.980 Escape.

00:57:05.900 Escape.

00:57:09.180 Escape name.

00:57:12.780 Oh, yeah.

00:57:15.120 Oh.

00:57:16.780 Oh, yeah.

00:57:19.600 Oh.

00:57:20.120 Oh, yeah.

00:57:22.740 Oh.

00:57:23.460 All I can say is that my life is pretty plain.

00:57:30.520 You don't like my point of view.

00:57:33.020 You think that I'm insane.

00:57:36.180 It's not sane.

00:57:39.740 It's not sane.

00:57:42.760 I just want to say, wait, is that mean?

00:57:48.320 Oh, oh, oh.

00:57:50.320 I'll always be there when you are paying.

00:57:54.320 Oh, yeah.

00:57:55.780 Oh.

00:57:56.320 You know I like to keep my cheeks turning.

00:58:00.100 So stay with me and I love it, man.

00:58:05.660 Oh, we're gonna have it made, yeah.

00:58:09.660 Oh, we're gonna have it made, yeah.

00:58:12.660 We're gonna have it made, yeah, yeah.

00:58:15.660 We're gonna have it made, yeah, yeah.

00:58:19.160 That was incredible.

00:58:36.960 You're all muted and shit.

00:58:39.840 That was fucking incredible, dude.

00:58:41.960 That was really good.

00:58:43.180 The word that they're looking to tell me is thank you.

00:58:45.740 yes yes thank you for that i think that we should have an intermission every show and it should

00:58:52.140 always be a toad song i think it will we just lost a couple of viewers yeah i saw the number drop

00:58:58.540 it's fine all right um you want to where are we here i developed a phobia to aliens specifically

00:59:04.580 the greys not sure why wait where are you okay i see okay yeah uh i've had some ideas but never

00:59:11.080 sure dad and me watched star star wars at the time and i loved it and had no fear that aliens

00:59:16.780 presented it i may have walked in my in while my parents were watching independence day or fire in

00:59:22.560 the sky and maybe that contributed to it possibly i have one distinct memory that looking back i was

00:59:28.480 convinced was real no imagination bullshit my bedroom was upstairs and i do now recall that i had looked

00:59:35.600 up the stairs from the bottom once and was sure i was i was some kind of blue man at the time there

00:59:41.700 was some kind of blue yeah yeah there was some kind of blue man at the top of the stairs and was

00:59:46.660 entirely convinced that it was real but my parents dismissed it it's interesting how often fucking

00:59:51.940 blue man comes up yeah a blue man shows up a lot um i know while we're still living in this location

01:00:03.680 i hated going to bed in my bedroom would always hide in my bedroom i was hide under the blanket

01:00:08.520 i can't really remember too much more but i was absolutely terrified of the greys to the point

01:00:14.340 where my dad put an anti-alien spray on a can of freshener featured in spongebob very smart

01:00:20.820 yeah not too much more happened around that time frame as i can remember so we jumped forward age 11

01:00:27.260 jump forward my dad planned on doing his four and getting out but apparently got screwed somehow

01:00:34.720 and it was in his best interest to stay in that's what happens to a lot of army dudes they end up like

01:00:39.920 yeah we're just gonna fucking get in and out but not the case once you get in they got you around this

01:00:45.900 time my parents were fighting and uh fighting a lot and that led to infidelity my dad got another

01:00:52.060 woman pregnant and she slept with his brother who was staying with us in retaliation oh my god what

01:00:58.620 a fucking you just in one foolish decision turn your family into a circus yeah dude it's bad it's bad

01:01:07.640 uh and then i had my experience that probably led me to this moment of writing this right now

01:01:14.580 huh so it's weird like infidelity um divorce seems to open up the door to this kind of stuff

01:01:21.360 super traumatic right like when i when my mom and dad got separated i was three didn't even really

01:01:26.200 well i mean i still think it was trauma because i just think if you take a kid's dad away it fucking

01:01:30.940 you know screws with them um you know make some dressing like hawaiian shirts and pierce his nose

01:01:35.440 and dye his hair uh but yeah not good um but i think 11 in some ways can be worse because you can

01:01:43.820 conceptualize what's happening to a higher degree so when i was three i wasn't able to i didn't have any

01:01:50.040 anticipatory grief it just happened and one day i just noticed my dad wasn't around anymore

01:01:55.020 but if you're 11 and your parents are arguing and you know that divorce is an option then you have a

01:02:00.900 lot of anticipatory grief which is also known as anxiety you know what i mean so you're fucking

01:02:06.260 riddled with anxiety and depression and yeah so it could be almost worse yeah all right so uh he went

01:02:13.240 to sleep in his bedroom at a tv situated in front of my bed to which i usually went to sleep watching

01:02:18.600 a movie at this particular time it was charlie and the chocolate factory dvd whenever the whenever

01:02:26.020 the movie ended it would go to the menu i had the dream in the dream i was at my elementary school

01:02:32.320 walking around the abandoned hallways and there was resin-like goop on the walls my classmates were

01:02:39.240 stuck to the wall and possibly disemboweled straight out of alien which i at this point had not seen

01:02:45.220 interesting i turned a corner and i see three figures walking down the hallway advancing on me

01:02:51.640 i run i'm terrified i wake up now i'm paralyzed facing the tv the tv is static and it shouldn't be it

01:03:00.740 should be still be playing the uh the menu scene you yeah yeah i'm hearing sounds like scratching at the

01:03:07.700 doors and shadows under the door and at the window have you ever seen uh nicholas cage in ghost rider

01:03:15.900 when he talks about the spirit of ghost rider is trying to like possess him and come out and he has

01:03:21.840 to work to like keep it under wraps and he has this fucking iconic scene it is one of the greatest

01:03:27.900 nicholas cage scenes where he's describing the ghost ghost rider as scratching at the door i guess of

01:03:36.840 his mind and he goes it's scratching at the door it's scratching at the door it's the fucking

01:03:45.120 greatest shit in the fucking world dude oh my god i'll never every time i hear that now i'm always

01:03:51.340 gonna think of that that's scratching at the doors of my mind at the door i'll see if i can find it

01:03:56.120 name of the episode scratching at the door oh that's okay uh then a figure man these episodes are like

01:04:02.880 named completely random have nothing to do with usually what was actually read kind of sad uh

01:04:09.760 all right then a figure slowly stands up at the foot of my bed silhouetted by the staticky tv

01:04:15.500 i'm shitting bricks and i cannot move or scream it slowly starts to climb on the bed towards me

01:04:21.540 and while i hear the scratching and see the shadows i feel it clamber onto me until its face until its face

01:04:29.380 to face to me and i can only make out the shine of its black eyes that's crazy ready oh please let's

01:04:35.800 watch this scraping at the door scraping at the door i'm sorry it was it was scraping at the door not

01:04:49.400 scratching but for fucking whatever whatever uh purpose i don't understand why the fuck he thought

01:04:55.440 that was we pulled it back one more time listen to this shit nicholas case does what he wants he does

01:05:00.320 do what he wants and for that he's an absolute alpha and and also clearly some sort of a time

01:05:04.920 traveling who's that guy who's your number one recommended video on the right there what the

01:05:09.440 fuck dude see you see how that works i don't know all right all right incredible he'll be

01:05:15.680 scraping at the door it's such a fucking funny scene he's the worst he is the worst but the best

01:05:26.480 yes but the best somehow also probably a fucking vampire um okay so uh it's over in an instant

01:05:35.000 i'm really awake and i can move charlie in the chocolate factory menu on the tv no noises i can't

01:05:40.720 remember if i woke my parents or not if i did they just dismissed it at the time i started looking

01:05:46.400 at pornography not standard stuff though like really abominable stuff nothing gross or gay but

01:05:51.980 still abhorrent to god that's all porn what's that yeah that's all pornography you gotta be more

01:05:56.720 specific what were you watching if it's not gross or gay it's probably midget stuff huh yeah be more

01:06:03.460 specific all right maybe maybe that had something to do with it i lost my innocence protection or

01:06:08.640 something in present day i believe in jesus but at the time my parents were mostly non-religious

01:06:14.580 democrats i always look at uh the day at that day as my most terrifying experience it's funny let's

01:06:22.080 just say like non-religious democrats like uh that's redundant it's oh yeah it's almost like a

01:06:27.700 significant uh rejoinder yeah it's like yeah huh okay so covid lockdown time boom boom we're we're

01:06:37.440 fucking truck i like how he he does that by the way covid lockdown time he does like a little

01:06:42.300 subtitle for each section which i'm a big fan of yeah we're moving we're just like moving to the

01:06:47.020 next era of my life so this is five years ago this guy is very young by the way just given elementary

01:06:51.840 school and and charlie and the chocolate factory and he writes exponentially better than half the people

01:06:58.040 who fucking yeah covid lockdown time he was 20 so he's 25 now where do you live what's your address

01:07:06.520 fucking uh social oh check this out nancy uh busy in the chat not not working behind the scenes but

01:07:13.380 she says nick cage's son was on great pills podcast sound science that's awesome uh oh cool check that

01:07:18.820 out shout out they just had um uh foundering on too which is a lot of fun makes a lot of sense for

01:07:24.420 that show like yeah yeah foundering should actually be doing that show yes and then they should they

01:07:30.740 shouldn't just foundering just fed anyway should not be doing it all right at the time of the covid

01:07:37.060 lockdown i was 20 i had gotten my now wife pregnant and we were staying with her parents i had come to

01:07:44.380 faith in jesus christ on my own i started my seeking answers anywhere i looked into the simulation

01:07:51.200 hypothesis and realized what the fuck is the difference there is none right i'd i'd found the

01:07:56.700 truth and was on my own to find find out more about it i began reading the bible and the book of

01:08:02.760 enoch you guys should look into the colbrin texts i don't know what that is never heard um is this

01:08:09.020 some jewish down in this notebook where i never look back at what i've written down it's perfect one day

01:08:14.600 you will look back you should sell the notebook we'll sell it that's gonna be sold in bohemian grove

01:08:18.960 some of these notebooks i can't get like one of them has my my uncle's like not his eulogy but

01:08:24.820 like i did a piece at his you know the thing when he died and uh yeah i don't want to give that away

01:08:31.000 but there's a lot of weird shit in here there's a lot of if you don't know what you're looking at

01:08:34.780 so these are egyptian texts they're celtic texts um oh they're saying that yeah but they're uh it's

01:08:42.560 the colbrin bible um they're saying that it's authenticity is debated who knows like a lot of

01:08:49.320 this stuff so uh there's probably some weird esoteric shit in there interesting interesting i'd

01:08:54.720 like to hear more about that okay uh so he continued seeking god in hopefully a holy way

01:09:02.680 ended up getting the two-step jab due to guilt at home and guilt at home with elderly people i failed

01:09:09.740 the iq test genuine retard yeah please don't come to bohemian grove we don't need any shedding

01:09:15.440 yeah no vaccination keep your spike proteins to yourself i'm fucking with you dingus yeah it's

01:09:21.380 it's messed up man it's like a lot of it is what you're exposed to or what you were able to find

01:09:26.920 through just through the algorithm so if you weren't tapped into this certain algorithm

01:09:30.760 previously good luck finding it during because they were doing everything that they could to

01:09:36.280 stop people from funneling into that to kind of at least like understand or hear what might have

01:09:42.200 been going on it's it's unfortunate but glad you're here now maybe you got lucky maybe you got one of

01:09:47.100 the early saline injections because there was like articles coming out in my neck of the woods in new

01:09:51.460 jersey that um certain nurses were were getting charged because they were giving out saline injections

01:09:57.300 instead uh so maybe you got lucky you got well are you gay are you if you're gay now if you're not gay

01:10:03.820 then it was saline if you're gay you got the you got the got the real one you got the real one all

01:10:10.900 right past three years boom boom here we go i've mostly purged pornography from me except for a few

01:10:17.160 relapses good for you i've repented from i think it's a demon afflicting me maybe lilith uh i still feel

01:10:24.360 tempted from time to time uh time to time to but uh i pray it away yeah i don't i don't know what

01:10:30.740 that is but it's like uh i don't know if there's a demon attached because i feel like that's like

01:10:34.500 that happens to everybody but there's probably a demon associated with it yeah for sure demon

01:10:40.120 associated i don't know if there's a demon attached to you but it's like it's unfair it plays on your uh

01:10:46.380 you know your your natural um horny yeah your natural horny your natural like it's not your

01:10:55.560 fault that you wake up with a boner yeah your instinct your instinct to uh procure to you know

01:11:03.500 reproduce and it uses that it it perverts it but it like hijacks the human system same thing with food

01:11:11.080 like they you know these people do with food that they'll they they know that uh the sugar that

01:11:16.620 they're giving us not like actual sugar cane but the shift that's a high fructose corn syrup

01:11:22.380 is extremely addictive and then you pair that with the the the necessity for human beings to eat to

01:11:29.400 survive it's like they're hacking our biological they're just bypassing your brain and they're going

01:11:36.540 right into your instinct to survive or to reproduce it's unfair it's unfair good question star crimes

01:11:43.560 asks a good question whose fault is this boner i don't yeah i don't know the answer to that but

01:11:49.060 um sometimes i wake up i scream at my boner i say whose fault is this why are you here why are you back

01:11:54.640 again tempting me yes why why have you woken me from my slumber just yelling why are you here

01:12:01.660 yeah it's it's it's messed up it's messed up uh it's nephilim shit it's nephilim shit down to its

01:12:07.600 core all right i had a situation where i was attacked randomly while i was walking down a

01:12:12.340 country highway and a random man pulled over uh pulled over the wrong side of the road and jumped

01:12:17.740 out and began to beat my ass oh my god that's such a great line hold on i want to read that again

01:12:26.200 um i was walking down a country highway and a random man pulled over the wrong side of the road

01:12:33.060 and jumped out and began to beat my ass that's a awesome line damn yeah no no bullshit no like oh i

01:12:40.160 was i had like i had him here but then no no he just got out and whipped my ass honestly if you're

01:12:46.540 walking down a country road and somebody just gets out i would be i don't know i would be a little bit

01:12:51.180 alerted but i could see how like this dude jumps out and just starts fucking you up right away i could

01:12:55.100 see how you lose that fight because it's you're not expecting it yeah because you expect like if

01:12:59.220 anybody's got an altercation with you this is where the element of surprise and the ability to

01:13:03.700 um to uh commit yourself to an act of violence really is sometimes the deciding factor not your

01:13:11.060 skill or your strength or your ability to execute it just your ability to commit to the act of violence

01:13:16.540 because other people will be like because they're not committed they're just having a walk so you you

01:13:21.520 hop out of your car and it's like is there a problem here boss and you're looking for dialogue

01:13:25.080 there's no dialogue you're looking for any kind of context about what's happening there's no

01:13:29.400 context next thing you know you're getting your ass beat and you had no no um there was no normal

01:13:34.160 lead up to that yeah i could see how that could catch you off guard if you're not right you know

01:13:38.760 my godfather told me um like about like fighting he he used to show me how to fight when i was like

01:13:44.700 younger and he would he told me i forget the exact words but basically like yo um finish finish the

01:13:53.060 fight yeah like don't don't ever like just don't ever stop yeah he's like if somebody's committed

01:13:59.760 to fight you or if you're committing to fight it's like almost to the death i don't i don't truly

01:14:03.460 believe that but i understand the mentality that he's coming with it's like to the death i say that

01:14:08.420 to my wife though the other day uh when we were walking around and it was somebody that was i forget

01:14:13.080 why it came up in conversation but it was about if i had to fight somebody and it's like the world is

01:14:18.960 always better if i win because as soon as i notice that you're out of commission i've been fighting for

01:14:25.880 a long time very comfortable doing it i'm not gonna jump in the air and stomp on your skull

01:14:29.960 you're not gonna go die in the hospital from a brain hemorrhage unless you know your head bounces

01:14:34.580 off the concrete which is like horrifying but um it's much everybody is so much better off if i win

01:14:40.040 i don't know you i can't let you win nobody's better off if you win i know me i know that i'm not

01:14:45.640 gonna kill you and so the world is much better every time i win a fight than it is if somebody

01:14:50.340 else but yeah i mean that's a a lot of people don't want to finish a fight it's um because the

01:14:57.320 the implications of it are like you are defeated which is the reason you are dead almost well yeah

01:15:03.340 like like if you're practicing jujitsu it's it's like when you when you beat you to death i've choked

01:15:08.940 you yes if if i wanted to like that's the implication of a fight which is why i don't like to fight

01:15:14.080 because it's like i've i've i'm implying that i i have killed you yes and yeah that's what's weird

01:15:21.180 about a fight because if this was um if the if the tempers were high enough then you would die

01:15:27.400 if it was reality if like if all this fake bullshit was stripped away of like you know we have this

01:15:33.780 civilization which is really just a structure that is like built around there is a lot there's laws and

01:15:38.240 stuff that are saying like if you do this then but the reality is is like if that falls away which is

01:15:43.220 very easily that could very easily fall away almost we almost saw that fall away in 2020 where it's

01:15:49.120 like yeah well then then what you know that that's the reality of it you want to start a fight like

01:15:53.400 it could be like you're gonna die like that i don't know i was watching a video not long ago where a

01:15:59.900 dude beat up another dude and one guy gets ko'd and the other guy actually like moves in and catches

01:16:07.020 him as he falls to the ground and then just like lowers him to the ground and then just walks away

01:16:10.940 it's like yeah that's the guy you want to win the fight yeah but not not really ever that doesn't

01:16:17.400 happen no that's so rare dude are you kidding me to have enough uh to have enough empathy to go

01:16:24.780 immediately from i'm mad enough at you to strike you in the face to i'm now empathetic enough to

01:16:30.600 catch you on your way down that's a crazy switch that guy that guy was cool that guy's a fucking

01:16:35.280 psychopath also like why did you fight that but that's the guy you need that that's the guy i don't

01:16:41.100 i don't box anymore i don't do anything anymore nancy um i'm rusty but uh he's always telling me to

01:16:46.000 stop he's like oh if you do that your brain's gonna get all messed up yeah dude because i was

01:16:49.860 getting i was getting fucked up too i was getting fucked up pretty bad like i used to come back with

01:16:53.680 such a headache dude like a headache and a boo then don't like that don't like that you see that

01:16:59.600 video of rampage jackson by the way in the club he's jamming a camera in some bitch's face at the

01:17:05.700 bar and all of a sudden some guy like comes to squeeze through and knocks into the cameraman like

01:17:10.600 leaves him out of the way and rampage gets all pissed off and starts like screaming in his face

01:17:14.120 in the club and it's like i don't know that you should do like remember when that dude uh uh what's

01:17:19.600 the kickboxer who knocked out that guy in the bar um uh no no no yeah yeah yeah i know who you're

01:17:26.580 talking about uh i forget what his name is but for some reason shill is tall tall white guy shilling

01:17:31.700 joel shilling yeah joel shilling and it's like uh when he knocked that dude out obviously wouldn't

01:17:36.700 recommend that because you're uh a fighter and the law is gonna really fuck you up but yeah what

01:17:42.620 was going on with uh rampage felt even more aggressive he's like all he did was bump into

01:17:46.940 your fucking cameraman and now what what are you gonna do rampage jackson you're gonna beat the

01:17:51.220 shit out of this dude that's half the size of you in a fucking public venue like that's

01:17:54.880 that's crazy man also rampage you might be you might be like past your prime dude i don't know

01:18:00.440 probably just be careful yeah whatever who cares these like that was what i saw there was more of

01:18:05.140 like a black person thing than like a cte i just saw yeah that's why i said i said it's a deadly

01:18:11.600 combination of cte and bet um

01:18:14.360 rat season has a great question he says masturbation is a sin but what about sucking your

01:18:23.720 cousin's wiener that's fine that's fine all right i saw the headlights behind me and

01:18:28.620 shout out kanye i saw him running up running up on me and like what the hell is going on with that

01:18:35.320 like what i guess we should we talk about that like this is look he this is what kanye said kanye

01:18:40.700 said when he was really young him and his cousin were looking at playboy magazines and and then uh

01:18:46.460 and then some because playboy is just like pictures of boobs but then there's like a you know uh hustler

01:18:50.520 magazine so it kind of seemed like he was saying and then there was something else beyond that

01:18:54.200 and um and because of that interaction that would that obviously creates a really weird dynamic between

01:19:01.260 two kids right it's like hey you want to fucking look at these tits with me and next thing you know

01:19:05.280 they're fellatioing each other uh they become fellatio bros and or well they're cousins but um

01:19:10.940 and and then this cut this continues until he's 14 years old which is like look i don't know what age

01:19:18.080 limit you got to put on sucking your cousin's cock but you just can't honestly i don't know what's

01:19:24.480 what's worse is 14 or starting it when you're way younger but um yeah yeah and and then apparently

01:19:32.140 kanye came to his cousin and said hey uh horny time is not gonna be a thing anymore we're gonna

01:19:36.520 we're not gonna do this and after that his cousin goes on to like rape a woman and now he's in prison

01:19:42.960 i believe is he dead i don't know if he's dead but kanye has some um guilt about that because he

01:19:50.960 noticed the catalyst being like hey we can't suck each other off anymore the catalyst was his mouth

01:19:55.600 yeah the catalyst was his mouth when he was like and and then the guy was like fuck you i'm gonna go

01:20:01.960 rape this woman then i guess crazy absolutely crazy um yes is kanye responsible for that though

01:20:09.980 i don't know he so his cousin's locked in jail for life for killing a pregnant lady a few years

01:20:15.260 after i told him i wouldn't look at dirty magazines together anymore with him but then he

01:20:19.920 just goes on dude can you play my name is yay no i can't play the music i'm gonna take it down

01:20:25.760 my name is yay you gotta play the music it's the fucking best part dude oh jeez all right have you

01:20:31.300 listened to it uh

01:20:33.220 a little bit here we go let's just i guess we'll play this

01:20:39.820 click towards the middle

01:20:45.660 all i heard was nitrous don't help me it just puts me in a trance but i clicked on it at one point i

01:21:00.880 didn't realize the video was this long and all i heard was um in auto tune which is so funny because

01:21:06.180 i said kanye needs to say i suck my cousin's penis in auto tune and then i went back and listened

01:21:10.740 to the video and was like oh my god he did so there's literally an auto tune section of him being

01:21:15.460 like i sucked my cousin's penis i sucked my cousin's penis this is crazy this is the craziest shit in the world

01:21:22.940 i don't think they understand that i'm not attracted to a man

01:21:27.560 what the all right i gotta i don't even know if i should listen to it we gotta watch this shit later on

01:21:35.800 that's very funny that's very okay what the hell is is kanye is kanye responsible for his cousin

01:21:41.760 doing those things because he sucked his cousin off yeah well i mean geez man what kind of a world

01:21:46.800 is it where you're gonna be held accountable for the actions of a dude you suck my name is yay and i

01:21:51.860 sucked my cousin's dick till i was 14 tweet sent what the hell incredible where do you even go from

01:22:00.480 there man it's like he's doing everything he can to like he's like do you disavow me now like the day

01:22:06.440 after easter the day after easter you're like i sucked my cousin's dick that's crazy the day after

01:22:12.320 the pope died oh really uh really says i'm guessing yay forced his cousin into it playboy was only girls

01:22:20.360 i thought right well i think the problem is when they suddenly get boners and they're like what are we

01:22:25.080 supposed to do with these and that's that's that's probably a huge problem well somebody's got to suck

01:22:29.660 this did he force him i that well that becomes a different question let's finish reading this guy

01:22:34.800 let's finish reading i'm sorry okay in the middle of your fucking story i saw the headlights uh behind

01:22:40.920 me and so i'm running up on me and like the retard i am i just stood there and waited to see what he

01:22:44.640 wanted this man was big almost seven feet nephilim i asked him to stop i asked him why but he kept

01:22:51.360 going that day i was equipped i removed my tool and put against i removed my tool and put against

01:22:58.220 him and used it whoa whoa he let go and asked me to spare him i could hear his baby mama screaming for

01:23:05.920 him all i could say was what the fuck what the fuck oh you got caught in the loop ah yeah got caught

01:23:12.700 in the loop baby it's contagious can't be too close to him called my wife and 9-1-1 went to the hospital

01:23:18.340 and then jail they asked me were uh they asked were we were drug buddies or faggot buddies nope

01:23:26.080 they told me his name holy shit didn't know this guy i did know this guy oh i did know this guy i

01:23:32.960 had worked with him at a job a few years back a dirty place where everybody had done some time he

01:23:39.160 actually had a giant swastika tattooed on his chest and i could recall that one time he told me

01:23:44.160 that i should be a cop because people like me should be cops strange anyway i didn't want him

01:23:51.380 to die and i prayed for him and i was very stressed out oh this is a fucking crazy story i had a dream

01:23:57.820 that he was standing at a bonfire i told him i'm sorry about what happened i didn't want him to die

01:24:03.740 he hugged me and said it's all good bubba and i woke up he didn't die because they recessed

01:24:09.520 resuscitated uh umpteenth times wow he he went to jail but got out not not uh after much time

01:24:17.300 to shoot a store with no casualties after his baby mama od'd damn i believe he's in jail to this day

01:24:24.960 jesus christ man and just because you sucked him off that's your fault that's your fault you didn't do

01:24:30.040 anything wrong unbelievable yeah that's honestly though that's nuts that he he ends up having this

01:24:35.920 dream um he's got a giant you were equipped what did you do do you shot him i guess it sounds like

01:24:40.960 he he had a gun on him yeah i think he just didn't want to use that language because i had to try to

01:24:45.060 help us out with censorship on he kept telling him stop you kept telling him stop and hopefully you're

01:24:49.620 in i mean obviously you're in a good state that happened to you in new york you're going to jail

01:24:53.480 oh yeah yeah you look like you're in arizona or some shit i mean some some somewhere in the south

01:24:59.520 um wow that was a lot he says uh now i've had a few more dreams and i'd like to share them

01:25:04.900 it's after this very threatening story he's like i am carrying a gun i'd like to share a few more

01:25:09.220 dreams it's like okay fine fucking tell this tell your stories bro i guess we'll just read them

01:25:13.800 yeah we don't want any problems hands up hands up don't shoot no in this dream in this dream i was a

01:25:21.500 lock i was in a locker room area inside of what i believe was a small mall with a lot of people in it

01:25:26.760 a guy literally out of men in black walks in he says to the room that he's looking for me

01:25:31.880 nobody says anything until i notice that somebody is about to snitch on me and then i give myself up

01:25:37.280 he cuffs me and takes me to the white van outside then begins hell it's like medical hell i'm not

01:25:45.760 entirely sure what was going on but i believe uh it involved a lot of fucking needles and mk ultra shit

01:25:52.280 at some point there was some world war ii era footage it might have literally been d glock oh

01:25:59.920 that's uh the ufo the yeah the bell ufo yeah yeah yeah yeah um i remember almost coming to and

01:26:10.280 remember being on the table and then someone doses me up again or begins working on me again

01:26:15.080 and now it's like an innocent children's cartoon very much like uh very much like so trauma so much

01:26:22.920 trauma that you imagine something else well i can hear saws and feel needles jeez at the very last

01:26:30.780 i feel a needle go into my eyes and i wake up full sweat at the time i was planning on going to the

01:26:37.980 military with the encouragement of my dad but nope nope the fuck out of that uh the chance at that chance

01:26:43.780 uh at the chance that this is some kind of prophetic dream i guess i should at least also mention the

01:26:51.020 government has had some kind of eye on me at least since 12 no bullshit oh gang stalking that's interesting

01:26:58.380 i wonder what what gives you that uh impression well my dad worked for a three-letter agency at a certain

01:27:03.520 point and when i was 12 i was posting pro anonymous stuff on my facebook that's so fucking funny you

01:27:11.960 edgy little douchebag that's so little retard now look at them 12 years old i my my son is nine

01:27:18.340 no wonder why you're vaxxed i i could imagine him doing that shit i know he's going to he's going to

01:27:24.180 be so into like whatever conspiracies he he discovers as a kid it's going to be embarrassing for

01:27:29.920 him yeah um so he was posting this stuff and my dad said i needed to change it because it was

01:27:36.120 affecting his work oh so they were onto you i would say more about that uh about my dad but i don't

01:27:42.500 want to piss them off too much okay let's not another dream and then i'll wrap it up as he waves

01:27:48.760 his gun at us very interesting one more one more one more we're just gonna go ahead and uh in this

01:27:55.640 one i'm actually had to freaking bring my gun out today which was a uh sad occasion i didn't i didn't

01:28:01.820 kill anything what were you gonna kill and it was like some guy at the front and like my dad said

01:28:07.200 he saw him and he just like i was like he walks by and then he just like waves two dogs into my yard

01:28:12.940 i guess yeah yeah maybe he thought that they were my dogs or something but he was like he was like

01:28:17.480 go in there and then he just like kept walking and it was just two pitbulls and i was like oh you got

01:28:22.140 it though i like that yeah he's like i'm just trying to walk i'm not trying to die go he's like go in

01:28:26.500 there go kill those people yeah so yeah i i seen just two pitbulls so you probably just saw the

01:28:31.200 color of your dad's skin and was like go back yeah go back to your back to your owner yeah this

01:28:36.720 is some puerto rican guy you saw see all the lights in my yard this is yours so my dad's out there like

01:28:41.660 a retard and he's trying to like tell him to go and i was like they'll kill you they'll just kill you

01:28:46.940 so i i come out with the gun and i'm just like go i was gonna shoot at him but they they got what i

01:28:51.820 was saying i was like you need to go and they left i had something like that happened when i lived

01:28:55.760 in uh in my old house um there was some black people at the end of the street they had a

01:29:01.180 bunch of pitbulls and they would always get out and ultimately the pitbulls were adorable they

01:29:06.300 didn't do anything i'm not saying that it's good for them to get out but like like i remember one

01:29:09.820 time it got out and there's a pond on the street and uh and the dog just started jumping in the water

01:29:15.900 trying to kill the ducks so it was easy for them to get the dog back because it's just doggy paddling

01:29:19.700 in shallow water trying to get ducks um it's a goofy dog but one day i i see the dog running up the

01:29:26.820 street i hear the owner screaming for it to come back and what is it running towards what's between

01:29:31.300 me and the dogs two ladies and a fucking baby stroller no and i just went in the house got my

01:29:38.900 fucking shotgun and just ran down the street with a full uh pump shotgun uh in the air because and they

01:29:45.560 went on to my neighbor's front porch which is not a porch it's not enclosed and all they did was

01:29:51.180 just get up against my neighbor's front door and scream and they're banging on the door for him to

01:29:56.180 open the door and the dog's not doing anything but it's running up on them and sniffing them and i'm

01:30:01.160 running towards them with a shotgun and uh and then the dog just took off and fucking and ran away just

01:30:06.020 to get away from the owners that didn't really care about the ladies but i thought i was gonna have

01:30:09.260 to fucking you know spray dog parts all over the ground and also traumatize these these women and a

01:30:15.140 baby yeah well they would have been they would have been fine but maybe i know probably pretty

01:30:19.500 pretty freaked out it's sad i like i like the dogs like these dogs were nice looking dogs but i'm

01:30:25.340 just like good looking you can't can't be here right now like especially like that that breed i

01:30:30.780 have like a i have a border collie he's a puppy so like you know he'll be curious that breed don't

01:30:36.460 they'll fuck him up or like my old dad who doesn't understand like like don't do that i don't know where

01:30:40.620 these dogs came from they start ganging up on you that if they take you down that's it once you once

01:30:45.440 you fall down yeah they're gonna fucking get your neck dude it's like you gotta get out of here

01:30:48.460 video of them do that to an old lady old lady did the bucket challenge the ice bucket challenge from

01:30:53.580 back in the day dude what the male one of the one of the male ladies from uh my area here she had

01:31:00.300 gotten killed she was like an older like 65 year old lady just not not in my area but like in the

01:31:05.900 station they they you know they go different places and yeah she was out and just a fucking gang

01:31:10.300 of dogs killed her that's what it is yeah dude so don't fuck around with that you know everybody's

01:31:16.140 like oh why you carry a gun everywhere dogs actually dogs are a great reason to carry guns

01:31:20.860 everywhere dogs are you fucking kidding me all right let's keep going all right uh in this one

01:31:28.060 i'm wearing a space suit like thing there's another man i feel like i know he has a nazi sign on his chest

01:31:33.740 no we're in a corridor that leads to an elevator i feel as we're on a mission as if we're on a mission

01:31:41.820 to fight something evil maybe female probably yeah it's the same thing uh we go to the elevator and he

01:31:47.820 goes in the door is shut he begins to go down a voice a digital voice starts counting down 10 9 8 7 6

01:31:55.900 and it keeps repeating six six six six six six you know what's fucked up my favorite meal at texas

01:32:03.500 roadhouse now they give you like the shrimp skewers now they give them to you in like smaller skewers

01:32:08.620 motherfucker only three and they and they do sixes swear to god so you just have a bunch of skewers

01:32:14.780 six six six on them like i ate it anyway but scrimp yes i begin to float in the air i even feel my

01:32:21.900 nutsack float up pretty cool i go up and up then nope the fuck out i wake up cold in a cold sweat

01:32:29.500 again all right then then he goes another dream involved me and my wife so he's just not going to

01:32:34.620 stop he has a gun on us he's like i'm going to tell you all my dreams tell us your dreams another

01:32:39.500 dream involved me and my wife being kidnapped in a van but when i looked where the driver would be

01:32:43.660 there was nobody there i immediately call on the name of jesus i said jesus jesus take the wheel yeah

01:32:51.900 and then woke up immediately saying is king no pause break completely continuous that's cool i

01:32:57.980 i do hope this finds you well i appreciate what you guys are doing so much it's awesome i love how

01:33:03.260 he's like i hope this finds you well but i'm actually in your chat right now telling you to

01:33:07.180 fucking read the story yeah exactly i hope it finds you well motherfuckers i hope it finds you well how

01:33:12.220 are you are you well yeah are you well racks around uh yeah man i mean um i don't know how old you

01:33:21.420 are now but you probably should do some sort of prayers of 25 25 okay yeah yeah so so i would be

01:33:29.100 asking like any kind of generational bonds or any contracts that i might have unwillingly made or

01:33:33.340 or any rights that have um that these entities have over me because that like reappearance of the woman

01:33:39.260 thing again that you saw in the dmt realm sounds sounds a lot like uh you know like i know a medusa is a

01:33:45.340 gorgon and we've talked about that before how you know it's just a nephilim shit it's all nephilim

01:33:50.860 shit but i think i've i've stumbled upon overlap between medusa and the descriptions of medusa and

01:33:58.620 then lilith and descriptions of lilith but whatever it is you've got some some negative feminine entity

01:34:04.540 uh it's got its talons in you it seems to me at least i i would fucking i'd be focusing on on

01:34:09.900 breaking whatever bonds this thing has to you yeah join the club man break them break the bonds

01:34:15.900 break the bonds breaking the bongs all right um do we have time for one more we've been going for

01:34:21.260 no i got i actually got to run all right i spilled water on my on my laptops you spilled water on your

01:34:27.820 laptop no no it's a guys funny excuse somebody used on me that went some some time at one time

01:34:36.220 i don't know you've been invited on a podcast and then the the person that invited you flake

01:34:41.660 uh not in recent memory just i mean not like even two hours ago okay yeah when you put it that way

01:34:47.820 sure guys if you want to send in your paranormal testimony send it to chroniclesnds

01:34:55.660 at gmail.com that's right guys we're not doing nephilim d squad anymore at gmail.com because that is

01:35:01.980 getting too crazy there's too many emails coming in there so we need to separate them go to

01:35:04.940 chroniclesnds if you want it read if you want yours red yeah send it to chroniclesnds because

01:35:11.820 people will hear that and go i'm gonna send it to the other one just to like we're gonna stop

01:35:16.220 yeah anything read them anymore after 421 we're not if you send it there that's your fault we're not

01:35:22.460 also make sure you send words of encouragement and kind words to nancy tell her that she's doing a

01:35:28.620 great job um and and that her her hard work is is well worth the uh pretty big investment uh that

01:35:37.660 we put into her hard work we've monetarily speaking a lot compliment her on her lovely bound feet how

01:35:44.620 small and dainty they are um oh because she does chinese dance right yeah yeah yeah yeah she is a very

01:35:51.020 yeah it's like the toes are curled underneath because they wrapped her feet uh as a child

01:35:56.220 yeah yeah yeah yeah but it's very nice it looks great no she's a great uh a great traditional

01:36:02.460 dancer uh yeah so horrifying feet honestly to look at but you know in function it's incredible so

01:36:10.220 it's been it's been difficult like we have to actually like take her and you have to uh

01:36:14.380 like the the foot her foot you have to scrape it like a hoof and then re-put the the the horseshoe

01:36:20.540 back on but it wasn't this time it was like the second to the last time when she came to us and she

01:36:26.460 said can you and when we realized when we went to go because we had to clip her nails they were growing

01:36:31.100 in such a way that they were growing into the soles of her foot into the soles of her foot um but we

01:36:36.700 we trim that we cut that back and now it's just a matter of maintenance so when you email us at

01:36:42.620 chroniclesnds at gmail.com just say something nice about nancy's feet and uh and send your

01:36:51.020 send your testimony there send your testimony there and we'll read it um also guys like we said

01:36:56.220 patreon.com backslash nephilanddesquad is exactly where the tickets are dropping first for brohemia

01:37:02.140 and grove so if you want to come out and you want to hang out with us you want to hang out with tower

01:37:04.860 gang you want to see performances from owen benjamin shane cashman uh uh royce from revenge of the

01:37:09.660 the sis is going to be there uh obviously nds it's going to be a great time triple is going to be

01:37:14.300 there so um if you want those tickets if you don't want them to sell out if you don't want the bears

01:37:19.020 if you don't want the tinfoil hat tards to sweep up all the tickets patreon.com backslash nephilanddesquad

01:37:24.940 is where you want to be baby uh and also xerox yes please send us feet pics is that what he said

01:37:31.020 yeah please uh send your feet pictures to nancy yeah yeah yeah so with your story

01:37:38.940 include a picture of your feet uh for nancy

01:37:43.660 nancy can we get an email address for you for all feet pics all incoming feet pics uh they're

01:37:48.620 gonna go to nancy all right is that it is that is that what we're doing we're done are we done now

01:37:53.100 that's it obeys and make and apply bye

01:37:57.900 earth is a oblong box in the corner of the room it is constantly telling us what to believe is real

01:38:05.820 you can persuade us that what they see with their eyes is what there is to see

01:38:13.020 because they'll think face of an explanation that portrays the bigger picture of what

01:38:18.620 um

01:38:28.940 you

Nephilim Death Squad - May 05, 2025

018： NDS Chronicles - Scrapin' at the Door

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