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00:01:10.420 Oh, that's not right.

00:01:11.500 Oh, you fucking nitty.

00:01:13.200 Top Lops and Productions.

00:01:14.320 We are being hypnotized by people like this.

00:01:23.440 Newsreaders, politicians, teachers, lecturers.

00:01:28.060 We are in a country and in a world that is being run by unbelievably sick people.

00:01:35.740 And the chasm between what we're told is going on and what is really going on is absolutely normal.

00:01:42.840 Oh, yeah, dude.

00:01:44.000 There's some Nephilim shit.

00:01:45.140 It's like we all know it's going down, but no one's saying shit what happened to the home of the grave.

00:01:50.660 But they controlling this now.

00:01:52.620 I know we're talking about how they made a spot of these slaves.

00:01:55.760 And everybody's just walking around, heading to clouds.

00:01:58.520 I want to wake you to a dead in the grave.

00:02:00.960 But then it's too late.

00:02:01.940 We need to be ready to raise up.

00:02:03.780 Welcome to the end of day.

00:02:05.500 Everybody is slaves.

00:02:06.940 Only some are aware that the government releasing poison in their hands.

00:02:10.640 Welcome back, ladies and gentlemen, to another episode of NDS Chronicles,

00:02:17.120 the show where we read your submitted paranormal testimony.

00:02:21.260 Read your shit.

00:02:21.780 We read it.

00:02:22.720 Yeah.

00:02:23.020 I am David Lee Corbo, a.k.a. The Raven.

00:02:25.700 That is Top Lobster, the father of disinformation.

00:02:28.940 I got David to come out today.

00:02:30.500 Yeah, I was actually very sleepy.

00:02:32.060 I said, Dave, do you want to come and read?

00:02:33.220 He said, no, I want to nap.

00:02:34.140 I was like, well, I don't really care.

00:02:35.320 Well, he set up this wonderful studio.

00:02:36.960 If you're watching live, you can see this wonderful studio that he set up.

00:02:39.900 He did an excellent job.

00:02:41.600 Let's give Top Lobster his flowers.

00:02:43.300 Thank you.

00:02:43.820 Thank you.

00:02:44.600 Let's fucking.

00:02:45.800 Here we go.

00:02:46.220 It probably was a nightmare.

00:02:47.260 It looks like it was a nightmare.

00:02:48.200 It was fun.

00:02:48.960 It was a lot of fun to do.

00:02:51.460 Yeah, I enjoyed it.

00:02:52.440 I mean, people can't really see what's going on here.

00:02:54.740 I wouldn't worry about it.

00:02:55.860 No, I wouldn't worry about it.

00:02:56.960 Are you going to plug the Patreon or what are we doing here?

00:02:58.740 I don't know.

00:02:59.060 What are we going to do?

00:02:59.700 I mean, are we going to cut the stream or are we going to let it go?

00:03:02.120 Because I could just promote it or I could tell the people to go there because they're poor.

00:03:05.240 You should.

00:03:08.400 Let's let it run.

00:03:09.100 Yeah, you better let it fly.

00:03:09.880 No, we're not going to fucking let it fly.

00:03:11.200 Okay, fine.

00:03:11.800 We're not giving these people anything then.

00:03:13.320 Patreon.com backslash Nephilim Death Squad, ladies and gentlemen.

00:03:16.200 Go there because sometime around the 30-minute mark, we're going to be going live exclusively

00:03:20.140 to Patreon.com backslash Nephilim Death Squad, where you can continue enjoying this conversation,

00:03:25.300 sounding off in the live chat as well as gaining access to our backlog, which we are chipping

00:03:30.180 away at, but it's still pretty substantial.

00:03:32.760 It's still a large.

00:03:33.540 Don't show the people.

00:03:34.300 That's not.

00:03:34.760 Don't do that.

00:03:35.320 That's not good.

00:03:35.840 Nice.

00:03:36.140 That's unbelievable.

00:03:37.520 I'm bold on that.

00:03:38.600 Oh, did you just dab on the people?

00:03:40.120 I just dabbed on the audience.

00:03:40.980 Very disrespectful.

00:03:41.880 $5 a month.

00:03:43.160 They could join.

00:03:43.980 They could join.

00:03:44.900 That's right.

00:03:45.200 They could.

00:03:46.440 Fucking.

00:03:47.020 And we lost it.

00:03:47.300 Wait, show them the mommy tier.

00:03:48.620 Oh, yeah.

00:03:49.020 The mommy tier.

00:03:49.840 There it is.

00:03:50.280 You could sign up for $1,500 a month.

00:03:54.060 We'll call you mommy, plus all the other perks.

00:03:56.420 I'm not sure what all the other perks are, but we'll call you mommy.

00:03:59.340 So who really needs...

00:04:00.220 There really are no other...

00:04:01.140 I mean, telepathy's promise at $33.

00:04:03.420 We haven't made good on that.

00:04:04.600 I honestly haven't even really...

00:04:05.760 That's not true.

00:04:06.000 I think some people got telepathy.

00:04:08.400 Pre-existing telepathy is a little bit different.

00:04:11.020 All right.

00:04:11.420 I guess.

00:04:11.740 They're good, though.

00:04:12.380 They're fine.

00:04:13.060 Okay.

00:04:13.820 And the backlog.

00:04:14.760 All those things.

00:04:15.460 Anyway, guys.

00:04:16.020 Join the Patreon.

00:04:16.600 Oh, look at this.

00:04:17.260 There's all the buttons at the bottom.

00:04:18.780 This is all fucked up.

00:04:19.660 Oh, you fucking ninny.

00:04:21.260 Can you guys know?

00:04:21.920 We can't see...

00:04:22.200 Oh, you can see the buttons.

00:04:23.360 What happened?

00:04:24.820 We got buttons at the bottom.

00:04:26.520 Yeah.

00:04:26.780 What do you guys think about those buttons at the bottom?

00:04:28.420 We got to stop the whole show now.

00:04:29.860 I'm going to fix it.

00:04:30.280 Fucking...

00:04:30.840 Get up and fix it.

00:04:31.560 You're kidding me here.

00:04:32.180 I'll talk to the chat while you do that.

00:04:33.700 I don't know what we're going to read today, because Top Lobster invited me over, but nothing

00:04:36.760 was prepared.

00:04:37.820 Nancy's supposed to prepare, and she hasn't, so...

00:04:40.880 Oh, yeah.

00:04:41.440 That's right.

00:04:41.880 Nancy, how come you haven't prepared any of our content?

00:04:44.920 I don't understand.

00:04:45.740 Yeah.

00:04:46.000 We can see your camera stuff at the bottom.

00:04:47.700 It's like our penises are showing.

00:04:50.220 That's not good.

00:04:51.360 Yeah.

00:04:51.680 Go ahead and get rid of those.

00:04:53.800 I don't know how.

00:04:54.800 That was very scary.

00:04:55.880 You press...

00:04:56.160 Okay, that cycled one out.

00:04:58.280 Can we do it again?

00:04:59.360 Now we...

00:04:59.640 Oh, the buttons are gone.

00:05:01.140 Why would that have happened in the first place?

00:05:02.540 We were doing so good.

00:05:03.820 I don't know.

00:05:04.800 That's strange.

00:05:05.940 All right.

00:05:06.260 Anyway, we're going to read some stories.

00:05:08.720 I don't have any of them pulled up, though.

00:05:10.160 You got to have them pulled up over there.

00:05:12.020 Yeah.

00:05:12.380 So I could read them over there.

00:05:14.560 Oh, wait.

00:05:14.900 No, you could pull them up.

00:05:15.780 Give me a laptop.

00:05:16.040 I don't want to do that.

00:05:16.920 All right, fine.

00:05:17.460 I was going to use this just to monitor the people.

00:05:20.440 Isn't this cool back here, though?

00:05:21.880 This little doohickey that Top Lobster has.

00:05:24.420 He turned a TV on its side.

00:05:25.780 I said, well, that's dumb.

00:05:27.140 But then I saw what it do.

00:05:28.980 And that's pretty good, actually.

00:05:30.840 Isn't that cool, guys?

00:05:31.740 It cycles through.

00:05:33.260 It's to tempt you into buying all the merch that Top Lobster hasn't released on his website yet.

00:05:38.480 Very Jewish.

00:05:39.060 I know.

00:05:39.300 Look at that Top Lobster's dog, man.

00:05:40.940 That's super dope.

00:05:42.140 Yeah.

00:05:42.620 All right.

00:05:42.900 We did it.

00:05:43.420 We did it, guys.

00:05:43.880 We did it.

00:05:44.580 Who are we going to read today?

00:05:45.660 I don't know who we're going to read today.

00:05:46.700 I guess we got to go back and see.

00:05:47.920 Nancy's in the chat, and she's not giving us any good feedback.

00:05:50.520 Nancy, you bitch.

00:05:53.240 Where's my moon map?

00:05:54.400 She's going to get tired of you calling her a bitch at some point.

00:05:56.540 You know what's funny is my son today at Disney World, he goes, what's a moon map?

00:06:02.100 It's a fucking...

00:06:03.020 It's just crazy.

00:06:03.580 That's my gun.

00:06:04.220 Yeah.

00:06:04.420 Well, it's comfier if it's over there, and it also has Dangerous Retards merchandise.

00:06:07.920 Rest in peace.

00:06:08.300 Yeah.

00:06:08.620 Rest in peace.

00:06:09.120 And I said, you know, it's nothing.

00:06:12.100 It's a joke, and I had to keep it moving because...

00:06:14.320 Not really a joke.

00:06:15.240 Well, it's not a joke at all, but I didn't know how I was going to explain such a sensitive

00:06:17.800 subject to my 10-year-old.

00:06:19.560 He's only 10 years old.

00:06:20.480 It's actually very serious, Steven.

00:06:21.760 It is.

00:06:22.520 Yeah.

00:06:22.780 So I don't know who we should read.

00:06:24.040 We have a couple of people.

00:06:25.220 There's somebody here that is quite interesting.

00:06:27.200 It says, Pastor David.

00:06:28.240 Is this you?

00:06:29.180 That's odd.

00:06:29.620 We got a Pastor David in the house.

00:06:30.900 He looks very short.

00:06:32.420 It's almost...

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00:07:14.140 Hashtag make a play.

00:07:17.320 What?

00:07:17.960 Nothing.

00:07:18.260 I just like that I can do that now.

00:07:20.340 What was that?

00:07:21.320 What was that?

00:07:21.600 No, no, no.

00:07:21.960 I'm going to tell you something.

00:07:23.960 So I went to a coffee shop.

00:07:26.180 Yeah.

00:07:26.580 Did you go to church this morning?

00:07:28.100 Or no, yesterday morning?

00:07:28.900 Today is Monday.

00:07:29.740 So no, I didn't.

00:07:30.540 But yes, I did go to church.

00:07:31.680 Oh, how was it?

00:07:32.540 It was Spanish-English.

00:07:34.020 It was in Spanish.

00:07:34.700 I didn't like it.

00:07:36.300 So I went to a coffee shop on Saturday.

00:07:39.380 And the people there, I'm like looking at the flyers.

00:07:42.260 As a matter of fact, hold on.

00:07:43.020 You know what?

00:07:43.300 I'm going to get the flyers.

00:07:44.300 Okay.

00:07:44.540 Because they're right there.

00:07:45.180 Can you get me...

00:07:45.920 Is it in here?

00:07:47.080 No, it's not in this room.

00:07:48.000 Okay.

00:07:48.240 Can you get me a can of Zip Zap water?

00:07:49.840 Because it's hot as...

00:07:50.660 Didn't you just fucking drink one?

00:07:51.700 I'm thirsty, dude.

00:07:53.600 Good God.

00:07:54.700 Anyway, guys.

00:07:55.380 We're going to read.

00:07:55.980 He's going to get a story or something.

00:07:57.980 We got some from 6ix9ine.

00:08:01.160 Nice.

00:08:02.860 Nice.

00:08:03.420 I forget where the camera is.

00:08:04.580 I'm not used to it yet.

00:08:05.420 I guess let's start there.

00:08:08.060 Let's start with...

00:08:08.620 That's Brody.

00:08:09.920 Brody from 6ix9ine, which is June 9th.

00:08:13.540 All right.

00:08:14.000 And we're going to read that.

00:08:15.020 Did you get...

00:08:15.380 Oh, you got to thank you so much for the Zip Zap.

00:08:17.300 That's a wonderful gesture.

00:08:18.360 Yeah, yeah.

00:08:18.840 Kind of man.

00:08:19.280 So check this shit out.

00:08:20.340 Okay.

00:08:20.900 All right, guys.

00:08:21.520 What is that?

00:08:22.300 This is actually a really cool thing that we maybe will do soon.

00:08:28.460 This is a coffee shop.

00:08:29.640 It's just called like regular coffee.

00:08:32.600 That's what it's called?

00:08:33.560 It's fucking...

00:08:34.040 Yeah, just standard coffee.

00:08:35.680 Straightforward.

00:08:36.100 I like it.

00:08:36.460 So check it out.

00:08:37.060 I'm like buying coffee and then I see this, the biblical calendar.

00:08:40.380 This lady has like...

00:08:41.580 She's going to do a seminar.

00:08:43.040 Oh, it's a woman though.

00:08:43.780 I know.

00:08:44.800 Well, she's doing a seminar about the biblical calendar.

00:08:47.480 She's like a messianic Jew.

00:08:49.300 Oh, okay.

00:08:50.040 Pretty cool.

00:08:50.600 Let me see that.

00:08:51.280 Yeah.

00:08:51.960 This guy...

00:08:52.780 Messianic Jews are...

00:08:54.060 A lot of people say a lot of cool things about them.

00:08:55.420 So it's a Christian coffee shop, right?

00:08:57.240 Yeah.

00:08:57.680 This guy here is going to be there.

00:08:58.740 This looks like Emily Parecca if she was even crazier.

00:09:01.820 It looks like Emily Parecca if she was somewhat normal.

00:09:04.160 No, it looks like her if she decided to take on like a messianic...

00:09:09.300 Just be messianic Jewish.

00:09:10.560 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:09:11.240 Just be...

00:09:11.840 Are you messianic Jewish yet?

00:09:14.700 All right, all right.

00:09:15.640 Go ahead, bro.

00:09:16.100 This one here, the truth of world...

00:09:18.280 This is cool.

00:09:18.840 So this guy's going to tell you how to talk to Buddhist, Hinduism, all this...

00:09:22.780 Oh, that's not good.

00:09:23.560 ...about Christ.

00:09:24.240 Oh, okay.

00:09:24.680 Cool.

00:09:24.920 Based.

00:09:25.240 Based.

00:09:25.540 Very cool.

00:09:26.080 This one.

00:09:26.720 This is how you talk to Buddhists about Christ?

00:09:28.760 Hold on.

00:09:29.020 Let me...

00:09:29.240 Is there any kind of...

00:09:30.340 No, no way.

00:09:31.060 No, he's just...

00:09:31.700 And I got to call Karen?

00:09:33.500 Yeah, Karen.

00:09:33.740 That's who's doing it?

00:09:34.420 Is Karen?

00:09:35.120 Oh, my God.

00:09:35.660 She's a wonderful lady.

00:09:36.640 This one here, this one fucks.

00:09:38.960 That guy is a chocolate man.

00:09:41.040 It's like, you know, it's oddly printed.

00:09:43.260 The Prophet Larry Bird?

00:09:44.660 The Prophet Larry Bird.

00:09:48.400 And it looked like, I mean, you have the Ark of the Covenant here.

00:09:51.340 I don't know if you guys could see that.

00:09:52.520 That's pretty cool.

00:09:53.320 I know.

00:09:53.580 Right away when I saw that, I was like, look at the symbology, dog.

00:09:55.840 And this guy's out here, spiritual warfare, deliverance, healing.

00:09:58.620 But he's going to be at a coffee shop doing shit at a coffee shop.

00:10:00.620 He's going to be delivering people at a coffee shop?

00:10:02.660 So I went there this morning, David.

00:10:04.080 Yeah.

00:10:04.400 And I got some more coffee.

00:10:06.900 And I walk in with this t-shirt.

00:10:08.880 Yeah.

00:10:09.260 That was what you're wearing?

00:10:10.540 At Nephilim Desk One.

00:10:11.580 I should have wore a shirt.

00:10:12.300 I mean, no, you can buy this at fucking TopLobster.com.

00:10:14.520 So they go, actually, look at that shirt.

00:10:16.760 That's going to be out pretty soon.

00:10:18.060 This is cool.

00:10:18.580 This is our youth service.

00:10:19.520 All right.

00:10:20.060 Portal Pottle Renties, whatever.

00:10:21.480 That one's good, too.

00:10:22.040 I like that one.

00:10:22.540 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:10:23.020 But I went in there, and the guy goes, oh, shit, nice shirt.

00:10:27.140 And he says it like that, too.

00:10:28.180 And I was like.

00:10:28.860 Was it the Prophet Larry Bird?

00:10:30.440 No, no.

00:10:31.160 It was a white guy.

00:10:32.000 Thank God.

00:10:32.340 He thought he was going to steal it from me.

00:10:36.240 I was like, yeah, just fucking take it.

00:10:37.240 Whatever you want.

00:10:37.740 Whatever you want, man.

00:10:38.320 It's a large.

00:10:39.800 So I walk in.

00:10:40.760 I'm talking to the guy.

00:10:42.320 And he's like, so what is that?

00:10:43.740 What does that mean, Nephilim Desk One?

00:10:45.040 And I was like, oh, it's my show.

00:10:45.780 And he was like, you do a show?

00:10:46.980 And I'm like, yeah.

00:10:47.880 He's like, you live around here?

00:10:49.520 And I'm like, yeah.

00:10:50.500 I'll kill you.

00:10:50.900 I'll come to your house.

00:10:51.680 No.

00:10:51.880 So he's like, that's crazy that you do a show around here.

00:10:54.880 He's like, why are you around here?

00:10:56.440 They know I'm not from here.

00:10:58.260 Yeah.

00:10:58.680 Okay.

00:10:59.060 All right.

00:10:59.360 All right.

00:10:59.640 Yeah.

00:10:59.820 So I'm from New York, but yeah, I do a show.

00:11:02.580 And I'm just chatting it up with them.

00:11:04.840 So I think we should go over there.

00:11:06.320 It would be fun.

00:11:06.920 Definitely go to see.

00:11:07.700 Where is it?

00:11:08.700 It's right by, you know where First Watch is, right?

00:11:13.140 It's right by First Watch.

00:11:13.940 Oh, okay.

00:11:14.340 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:11:14.660 But on the other side of-

00:11:15.500 That's down the road a little bit.

00:11:16.280 Yeah.

00:11:16.720 Down 441.

00:11:17.220 It's in the thing.

00:11:17.900 Yeah, yeah.

00:11:18.260 So there you go.

00:11:18.840 This is going to be fucking real nice.

00:11:21.700 Real nice.

00:11:22.140 I told him, I was like, listen, we say a lot of slurs.

00:11:25.600 Yeah.

00:11:25.980 And he's like, I like that.

00:11:26.940 He's like, I say slurs when I pray.

00:11:28.560 I was like, perfect.

00:11:29.200 Whoa.

00:11:29.900 You say slurs to the Lord?

00:11:31.720 Pastor David.

00:11:32.540 Are we reading Pastor David?

00:11:33.960 No.

00:11:34.600 No.

00:11:36.940 No.

00:11:37.260 We're going to read this one that I lost.

00:11:39.340 You know what I really like about this?

00:11:40.780 I can show off my shoes.

00:11:42.400 So it's like fucking-

00:11:43.340 Yeah, I wish I would have known.

00:11:44.420 I wouldn't have wore these fucking poppy stompers.

00:11:46.220 That's what my wife calls them.

00:11:47.420 Poppy stompers.

00:11:47.920 Look at those.

00:11:48.660 Come on, dog.

00:11:49.220 You kidding me?

00:11:49.440 I didn't know our shoes were going to be in the shot.

00:11:51.600 I would have wore fucking gold Air Maxes.

00:11:54.300 Hold on a second.

00:11:56.100 I can't even find this fucking thing.

00:11:58.140 Oh, my God.

00:11:58.960 It's right there.

00:11:59.580 719.

00:12:00.020 This is a MacBook.

00:12:00.740 I've never used it.

00:12:01.180 No, we're going to talk to Brody.

00:12:02.580 Or we're going to read Brody.

00:12:03.720 Brody is-

00:12:04.580 6'9.

00:12:05.220 Damn, look fine.

00:12:06.360 All right.

00:12:07.200 All right.

00:12:07.460 So Brody says, hello, gentlemen.

00:12:10.000 Hello, Brody.

00:12:10.480 Hi, Brody.

00:12:11.580 Hi, Brody.

00:12:12.120 Oh, wait.

00:12:12.380 Are we supposed to play the music?

00:12:13.780 Oh, yeah.

00:12:14.360 We got music.

00:12:15.900 Go ahead.

00:12:17.580 It's not playing.

00:12:20.480 Oh, there we go.

00:12:21.160 There we go.

00:12:21.620 Is this supposed to be spooky?

00:12:22.660 All right.

00:12:22.800 Let's see what this is.

00:12:23.820 I hope this email finds you both doing well.

00:12:26.720 That doesn't sound spooky.

00:12:27.740 I really enjoy listening to your thoughts and ideas.

00:12:33.520 Great to see young Christian brothers searching for the truth and sharing the process with

00:12:38.340 others.

00:12:39.100 Oh, thank you.

00:12:39.660 Where's the insults?

00:12:40.440 I feel like he's about to insult us.

00:12:41.860 You guys are a piece of shit.

00:12:44.200 Keep up the good work.

00:12:46.020 This paper goes along with the two before I sent.

00:12:49.360 You sent two other fucking-

00:12:51.120 Nancy, what is going on here?

00:12:53.300 This is so disorganized.

00:12:55.820 I'm a huge fan of disabled Iraq war veterans.

00:12:59.280 Oh, no, no, no.

00:12:59.800 He's a huge fan and a disabled Iraq war veteran.

00:13:03.280 Did we read this already?

00:13:04.680 I don't know.

00:13:05.380 Maybe.

00:13:05.820 Nancy.

00:13:06.420 Nancy.

00:13:07.020 Nancy.

00:13:07.740 Nancy.

00:13:08.840 Wait, no.

00:13:09.480 There's something in it about circumcision.

00:13:10.860 Let's keep going.

00:13:11.560 Oh.

00:13:12.760 He's a disabled Iraq war veteran.

00:13:14.520 Not a fan of those.

00:13:15.600 He's not a fan of them.

00:13:16.480 I'm a fan of them.

00:13:17.400 Does it have anything to do with circumcision or are we just-

00:13:19.640 It says-

00:13:20.440 I see the word circumcision.

00:13:22.000 It's not very far.

00:13:22.840 Okay, keep going.

00:13:23.380 A fellow brother lover.

00:13:25.000 Wait, what?

00:13:25.840 A fellow brother lover of the one truth and teacher-

00:13:29.920 This is worse than-

00:13:30.960 I feel like you read better not in front of-

00:13:33.120 When there's people in front of David.

00:13:34.960 I thought he was a brother lover.

00:13:36.580 I don't know.

00:13:37.300 You're just stumbling.

00:13:37.740 All right, fucking pull it together.

00:13:38.780 Okay, I'm sorry.

00:13:39.700 That's right.

00:13:40.540 Compose.

00:13:41.780 Lover of the one truth and teacher of our father's word.

00:13:44.420 Grab your popcorn.

00:13:46.540 Y'all take care and rock on, Brody.

00:13:48.660 That's like a sign off thing.

00:13:49.820 All right, anyway.

00:13:50.440 Okay.

00:13:50.920 What I miss today is this battle against darkness.

00:13:56.940 Oh, what most miss-

00:13:58.320 Hold on.

00:13:59.060 You know what, David?

00:13:59.800 Yeah.

00:14:00.140 I'll read it.

00:14:00.920 Okay, can you start it?

00:14:02.620 Can you start?

00:14:03.440 And then I'll pull it together, I guess, at some point.

00:14:05.840 I don't know.

00:14:06.120 Is this like spooky?

00:14:07.000 Is this a spooky part?

00:14:07.940 No, turn off the music.

00:14:08.920 That's what it is.

00:14:09.480 It's very disorientating.

00:14:10.720 We can't have this-

00:14:11.400 Until it's spooky.

00:14:12.580 Somebody write that down.

00:14:14.000 Someone write that down.

00:14:15.240 He said disorientating.

00:14:16.660 That's a friggin' word, dude.

00:14:18.560 No, no, no.

00:14:19.620 Disorientating.

00:14:22.280 That's a word.

00:14:24.540 Cultural terrorist Kanye West in the background.

00:14:27.740 Yeah, no.

00:14:28.040 Okay.

00:14:28.380 Hold on.

00:14:28.780 Disorientating.

00:14:29.220 Because they're about to tell you that it's not.

00:14:31.680 Disorienting?

00:14:32.380 Go ahead.

00:14:33.060 Motherfucker.

00:14:33.580 Stop the show.

00:14:34.220 It's disorienting, isn't it?

00:14:37.200 It's not disorientating?

00:14:38.920 Oh, no.

00:14:39.600 Yeah, it's really bad.

00:14:41.120 All right, here we go.

00:14:41.640 I'll read it.

00:14:42.480 What most-

00:14:42.940 Hold on.

00:14:44.160 What most miss today-

00:14:45.200 No, it's not spooky yet.

00:14:46.340 It might be.

00:14:46.920 Okay.

00:14:47.740 In this battle of darkness-

00:14:49.120 Yeah.

00:14:49.660 All right.

00:14:50.180 Is Deuteronomy 32 and Psalm 28.

00:14:53.100 The nations all turned over to the sons of God.

00:14:56.180 It is disorienting, right?

00:14:58.000 Yeah, but I don't-

00:14:58.900 I just-

00:14:59.280 I took a nap before this,

00:15:00.460 so that could just be what's happening.

00:15:02.040 Go on.

00:15:02.840 Angels that again became wicked and betrayed him.

00:15:05.020 Yeah.

00:15:05.240 This is where all the demonic pagan theologies

00:15:07.380 and secret societies come out of what we see today.

00:15:10.840 Any religion that denies the son.

00:15:13.240 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:15:15.140 I agree with that.

00:15:15.940 Yeah.

00:15:16.460 This also answers your questions about the Jews.

00:15:20.260 Ooh, did you turn the music up when you said Jews?

00:15:22.820 Did you like that?

00:15:23.600 Was that-

00:15:23.980 Did you do that?

00:15:24.700 I didn't do it.

00:15:25.480 That just happened?

00:15:27.140 That's spooky.

00:15:28.780 This feels like Harry Potter music.

00:15:30.180 Yeah, I know.

00:15:31.220 They were once chosen at Babel as God's one people.

00:15:34.420 They whacked out, denied Jesus.

00:15:37.780 They had him murdered when Judas was possessed by Satan willingly.

00:15:42.460 Yeah.

00:15:43.180 His death on the cross reversed everything.

00:15:45.400 Now we can all be part of the kingdom.

00:15:47.020 Yeah.

00:15:47.580 So what is this guy telling us?

00:15:48.840 Shit that we know?

00:15:49.440 I'm not sure.

00:15:50.300 That's fine.

00:15:50.980 Okay.

00:15:51.200 There's something about circumcision is coming up.

00:15:53.560 Wait a second, Top.

00:15:55.200 What?

00:15:55.580 This is 13 pages long.

00:15:57.240 No.

00:15:58.460 Motherf-

00:15:58.700 They got us.

00:15:59.280 Wait a second.

00:16:00.220 Is this you?

00:16:01.400 Tom Suratnik?

00:16:02.680 You son of a bitch, Tom.

00:16:04.440 Tom wrote in a different name.

00:16:05.820 He's like, now that I got you in.

00:16:07.220 Wait, wait, wait.

00:16:07.980 Can we-

00:16:08.260 Do we really start with a 13 page?

00:16:11.020 Is that what we want to do here?

00:16:12.700 I just want to-

00:16:13.420 That's why the spooky music is playing.

00:16:15.000 This is crazy.

00:16:16.080 I just want to make it clear that this was your decision to choose Brody.

00:16:19.560 Well, Brody chose 13 pages.

00:16:22.480 That's a children's book.

00:16:24.980 Oh, speaking of.

00:16:26.480 Well, is there anything to speak of?

00:16:28.080 Yeah, we were writing a children's book.

00:16:30.180 I mean, you wrote the first one.

00:16:32.580 Sounded great.

00:16:33.540 I mean, you know, if I was seven, I'd go fucking yeah.

00:16:36.200 Fucking hell yeah.

00:16:36.980 I think it's good.

00:16:37.780 I think it's good.

00:16:38.260 We're working on getting it illustrated.

00:16:40.720 Mommy Mac said this definition.

00:16:42.820 This show is the definition of disorientating.

00:16:44.260 Disorientating.

00:16:45.660 Disorientating.

00:16:47.920 Disorientating is a real word.

00:16:49.160 I guess it's the name of the show.

00:16:50.160 All right.

00:16:50.640 So what am I still reading this or what?

00:16:53.380 No, we got to come back to Brody.

00:16:54.860 Brody got to get a whole fucking episode, man.

00:16:56.740 I can't just do-

00:16:57.460 We need some quick bangers.

00:16:58.300 Well, what else are we doing?

00:17:01.000 I guess we're doing Chronicles, but I mean-

00:17:03.560 Yeah, so should we do-

00:17:04.460 I don't know.

00:17:05.720 Fine.

00:17:06.080 Let's just power through it then.

00:17:07.380 Okay.

00:17:07.580 We can't talk to each other anymore.

00:17:10.320 They lost their singular promise.

00:17:12.200 And us Gentiles are now all invited to the kingdom.

00:17:15.900 The only way is through God's son.

00:17:19.180 Goes much deeper than this, but that's the gist.

00:17:21.060 Yeah.

00:17:21.480 Yeah, I know.

00:17:22.240 All right.

00:17:22.600 So Paul tells us what a real Jew and circumcision is-

00:17:25.980 And circumcision now is.

00:17:27.240 This is where I saw the circumcision.

00:17:29.300 Okay.

00:17:29.620 Romans 2.28.

00:17:31.060 Yeah, this isn't spooky.

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00:17:58.260 This is just about-

00:18:01.180 Well, I mean, circumcision is-

00:18:03.060 Depends on if you're circumcised or if.

00:18:04.780 For me, it's a little spooky, but I'm not fucking-

00:18:06.980 Anyway, so-

00:18:07.720 Fine.

00:18:08.360 We have like-

00:18:10.120 For he is not a real Jew who is only one outwardly,

00:18:14.480 nor is true circumcision something external and physical, 29,

00:18:18.620 but he is a Jew who is one inwardly, inwardly.

00:18:22.980 And true circumcision is circumcision of the heart by the spirit,

00:18:26.480 not by the fulfillment of the letter of the law.

00:18:29.320 His praise is not from men, but from God.

00:18:32.760 Then Satan entered Judas, the one called Iscariot,

00:18:37.000 who was one of the twelve disciples,

00:18:39.680 and he went away and discussed with the chief priests and officers

00:18:42.960 how he might betray him and hand him over to them.

00:18:45.980 They were delighted and agreed with him, agreed to give him money.

00:18:50.260 Did you see this part in The Chosen?

00:18:53.280 I just found it interesting, like how-

00:18:55.320 No, I've been in Disney World.

00:18:56.940 Oh, yeah, though.

00:18:57.600 I mean, it's really the same thing.

00:18:58.920 But when they haggle over the 30 pieces of silver,

00:19:03.180 it's just very funny because it's like the most Jewish shit ever.

00:19:05.700 No, I didn't see that.

00:19:06.900 I keep meaning to watch it, and then I haven't watched it at all.

00:19:11.120 I'm doing the opposite of watching The Chosen,

00:19:13.200 which is watching the original Marvel films with my son.

00:19:17.720 Oh, right.

00:19:18.120 Because he was like-

00:19:18.780 Just Nephilim shit.

00:19:19.580 Just terrible.

00:19:20.760 Yeah.

00:19:21.320 I have to keep explaining to him.

00:19:22.640 It's like, see, they're doing it by their own power.

00:19:24.440 This is actually really bad.

00:19:25.760 Oh, check that out.

00:19:26.620 This is going to fucking really piss people off.

00:19:28.340 Oh, little seasoners.

00:19:29.420 I like that.

00:19:29.800 Shout out to you guys.

00:19:30.660 I like that.

00:19:31.080 That's really good.

00:19:32.700 I'm not going to lie.

00:19:33.540 This feels really, this feels super long.

00:19:37.200 And if you go through it, I'm not, it's all-

00:19:41.060 He's just quoting scripture.

00:19:42.200 He's literally just-

00:19:43.140 I'm going through it.

00:19:43.940 It's like literally, literally all of it is scripture,

00:19:48.300 which is like, I'm dude, I'm on page six.

00:19:51.100 It's still scripture.

00:19:52.140 Yeah.

00:19:53.140 I think we got to come back to Brody.

00:19:54.620 All right, Brody.

00:19:55.200 Brody.

00:19:55.620 You know what, Brody?

00:19:56.160 Rewrite it.

00:19:57.060 Brody, rewrite the whole thing, Brody.

00:19:58.760 No, no, no, no, no.

00:19:59.340 Don't do that.

00:19:59.740 We're just playing.

00:20:00.240 We'll come back to it.

00:20:00.920 We'll do it.

00:20:01.740 We're going to do it, Brody.

00:20:03.340 But not right now.

00:20:04.980 Okay.

00:20:05.420 I see, I can't even figure how to navigate your shit

00:20:07.760 to get back to, to get back to these things.

00:20:13.400 It's funny because I lost it too.

00:20:15.220 And now I can't see anything.

00:20:17.080 Unbelievable.

00:20:17.740 Where is Nancy?

00:20:19.080 Nancy.

00:20:20.000 Okay.

00:20:20.300 If I go Google document home.

00:20:22.440 Oh, that didn't work.

00:20:23.760 Oh, I see.

00:20:24.480 Okay.

00:20:24.740 Here we go.

00:20:27.480 Tyler.

00:20:28.440 It says Tyler possessed.

00:20:30.260 That's three pages.

00:20:31.440 We could do three.

00:20:32.460 What do we think, guys?

00:20:33.340 Yeah.

00:20:33.540 Three pages is reasonable.

00:20:34.680 How do you MacBook, motherfucker, and get back to?

00:20:38.040 What are you trying to do?

00:20:38.840 Oh, never mind.

00:20:39.220 I found it.

00:20:40.080 Okay.

00:20:40.300 There you go.

00:20:40.840 This one says Jordan succinct banger.

00:20:44.000 Okay.

00:20:44.480 Succinct.

00:20:45.120 Banger.

00:20:45.580 One page.

00:20:46.260 Let's do that.

00:20:47.220 Okay.

00:20:47.600 All right.

00:20:47.780 Let's do that.

00:20:48.240 That's from 627, huh?

00:20:51.520 Damn.

00:20:52.040 Okay.

00:20:52.980 All right.

00:20:53.360 Go ahead.

00:20:53.660 We got it.

00:20:53.980 All right.

00:20:54.580 I'm back now.

00:20:55.680 Ready?

00:20:56.160 Yeah.

00:20:56.700 On three.

00:20:57.160 One, two, three, go.

00:20:58.360 Oh, you're going to play?

00:20:59.920 Okay.

00:21:00.240 Hey, guys.

00:21:01.260 I just started listening to your podcast a few months back, and I realized recently, as

00:21:06.360 I tune in more frequently, that we are very much on the same page.

00:21:09.940 Anywho.

00:21:10.360 He thinks he's cool.

00:21:11.640 Anywho.

00:21:12.280 Anywho.

00:21:12.880 Being the Ouija board.

00:21:13.780 That's fucking...

00:21:14.340 I forgot about that design.

00:21:15.200 Oh, wait.

00:21:15.520 Nancy's in here.

00:21:16.240 Should we...

00:21:16.940 She's highlighting things.

00:21:18.640 That bitch.

00:21:19.800 Okay.

00:21:21.020 Anywho.

00:21:21.420 Today, I heard an episode of you two reading creepy email stories from listeners while

00:21:25.660 your children raised hell in the background.

00:21:27.420 That's the top skits.

00:21:27.960 That was probably my kids.

00:21:28.540 My kids.

00:21:29.200 Very well behaved.

00:21:29.980 I've beaten him into submission.

00:21:33.180 And I thought it was hilarious.

00:21:35.500 Truly.

00:21:36.380 So, I figured I'd send you one of my many life stories to be used as fodder in your comedy

00:21:42.080 canons of retarded reactions and bumbling pronunciations.

00:21:46.840 No offense.

00:21:47.360 Very offensive.

00:21:48.500 I find that to be disorientating.

00:21:51.420 One request.

00:21:54.460 Please have your children screaming as you read this.

00:21:57.400 Thanks.

00:21:58.400 They're at the other house.

00:21:59.480 You're going to have to go get them.

00:22:00.460 So, he goes...

00:22:01.980 Here's the story.

00:22:03.800 Back in 2016, I had an experience in which I became possessed by an evil spirit.

00:22:09.540 This is a possess...

00:22:11.240 A possessee.

00:22:12.960 Oh.

00:22:13.420 Very nice.

00:22:14.420 Momentarily, thankfully.

00:22:15.660 And I tried to choke my 36-year-old sister in front of her two-year-old son who awakened

00:22:21.040 to me choking his mother on the bedroom floor.

00:22:24.980 Waves of shame.

00:22:26.400 Jeez.

00:22:26.860 I'm sure she deserved it.

00:22:28.020 Was she sleeping?

00:22:29.140 Somebody was sleeping.

00:22:29.880 I think the kid was sleeping.

00:22:30.940 And then he woke up to her getting choked on his bedroom floor.

00:22:36.020 That's kind of crazy.

00:22:37.160 That is.

00:22:37.640 I think the music was appropriate.

00:22:39.220 Yeah.

00:22:39.440 Yeah.

00:22:39.540 No, I just stopped it for when we talk.

00:22:40.960 But then when we don't talk, then I'll play it again.

00:22:42.900 That's a nice little touch.

00:22:44.020 I like what you're doing.

00:22:44.520 If I remember.

00:22:45.860 I think I'm going to do a three-shot in here, right?

00:22:48.620 Like...

00:22:49.140 Yeah.

00:22:49.600 Like it...

00:22:50.180 Click, click, click.

00:22:51.120 But how would you get it to do that?

00:22:53.880 All right.

00:22:55.380 Keep reading.

00:22:56.080 We're going to get Nancy in the studio.

00:22:57.780 I love this one.

00:22:58.520 It's fucking great.

00:22:59.160 There we go.

00:22:59.720 Female skull, male skull.

00:23:00.780 All right.

00:23:01.300 Go ahead, David.

00:23:01.700 Anywho.

00:23:02.560 Anywho.

00:23:03.400 Anywho.

00:23:03.800 My wife and sister both attest to the dramatic change of personality, speech patterns, and

00:23:11.620 even accent.

00:23:13.180 I sounded more ghetto than usual.

00:23:15.560 Kind of like a wigger.

00:23:16.760 Oh.

00:23:18.360 That's...

00:23:19.320 Wiggers are demonic.

00:23:21.200 Having...

00:23:21.840 After having jumped off of my sister's limp body and a sudden realization of the grave reality

00:23:28.820 of the situation, I proceeded to run around the house and collect all the phones so that

00:23:33.600 no one could call the cops, of course.

00:23:35.200 This is like a Dave Chappelle stand-up show.

00:23:40.660 Dave Chappelle chokes you and collects your phones so that you can't record them.

00:23:44.900 I eventually fled and was picked up two days later by the sheriff's department at my new

00:23:49.540 job on the first day.

00:23:51.840 Waves of shame.

00:23:52.880 More waves of shame.

00:23:53.520 More waves of shame.

00:23:55.760 This event, for which I was gracefully forgiven of by my family, culminated in a 45-day jail

00:24:03.220 stint in the early...

00:24:04.880 In early 2018.

00:24:06.680 While incarcerated, I had several conversations with a self-proclaimed Satanist, appropriately

00:24:13.000 named L.A.

00:24:15.700 Not...

00:24:16.220 Marzulli?

00:24:17.540 Not Marzulli.

00:24:18.480 I don't think so.

00:24:19.180 He's not a Satanist.

00:24:20.240 He's a Zionist.

00:24:21.320 It's a little...

00:24:21.760 No, that's not...

00:24:23.960 That's not nice.

00:24:25.280 That's not nice.

00:24:25.820 That's not nice.

00:24:26.700 I saw you looking for the...

00:24:27.800 I don't like that I said that.

00:24:30.140 We like L.A.

00:24:30.900 Marzulli.

00:24:31.540 He's a Zionist.

00:24:32.060 You know, it's crazy because there's a guy, that guy, Alan Didio.

00:24:36.080 Alan Didio.

00:24:37.040 Alan Didio.

00:24:37.480 He's been on Merkle a couple of times.

00:24:39.140 That sounds familiar.

00:24:40.140 I've seen him on Instagram.

00:24:43.040 And he's like, all of his content is like, why Israel is great.

00:24:48.300 And I'm just like, dude, read the room.

00:24:50.300 Yeah.

00:24:50.680 It's so...

00:24:51.220 It's really bad.

00:24:52.120 We're not a fan of the Jews right now.

00:24:53.540 As a matter of fact, the guy at the coffee shop asked me...

00:24:56.380 How do you feel about the Jews?

00:24:57.300 He just...

00:24:58.300 I didn't get into it with him, but...

00:24:59.660 Oh, there you go.

00:25:00.100 Fear.

00:25:00.300 Now that's fucking...

00:25:00.860 So he goes...

00:25:01.720 He just looks at me and he goes, are you Jew?

00:25:04.520 Like that.

00:25:05.180 Are you Jew?

00:25:06.160 And I said, no, my nose is just broken, but I'm Puerto Rican.

00:25:10.080 Yeah.

00:25:10.440 And the other guy was Puerto Rican.

00:25:11.580 He was like, cool.

00:25:12.840 And I was like...

00:25:13.860 What's that mean?

00:25:14.480 What color is this guy?

00:25:15.960 White.

00:25:16.380 White dude.

00:25:17.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:25:17.720 I don't know.

00:25:18.660 I was getting like...

00:25:19.420 The way you're describing him, I just...

00:25:21.140 Maybe it's because of the Larry Bird thing, but I'm just like...

00:25:23.640 He's black.

00:25:24.380 He's a tall white guy.

00:25:25.680 He's black.

00:25:26.060 Played for the Celtics?

00:25:27.560 Could be.

00:25:28.340 Oh, wait.

00:25:29.380 I thought Larry Bird was certainly black.

00:25:32.160 I thought he had to be black, dude.

00:25:34.240 Oh, my God.

00:25:35.000 I had no idea.

00:25:36.520 All right.

00:25:36.860 All right.

00:25:37.800 Put the spooky music back on.

00:25:39.640 Oh, I just opened CapCut.

00:25:41.540 That's not what he says in the story.

00:25:43.100 So here we go.

00:25:43.620 L.A. had successfully petitioned to jail for a set of tarot cards that he would use frequently

00:25:48.700 in his cell.

00:25:50.400 Should we talk about...

00:25:52.000 Oh, my God.

00:25:53.140 Can we talk about that?

00:25:53.900 Is that appropriate?

00:25:55.020 Nancy?

00:25:55.320 Nancy, you bitch.

00:25:57.020 Can we answer her?

00:25:57.820 I mean, can she answer us?

00:25:59.940 Yeah.

00:26:00.260 Nancy, say something for yourself.

00:26:01.980 Oh, wait.

00:26:02.240 There's a chat over here.

00:26:03.280 She's got...

00:26:03.680 It's got bubbles in it.

00:26:04.920 She just said hero.

00:26:07.820 Hero cat face.

00:26:08.840 Yeah.

00:26:09.160 Yeah.

00:26:09.420 Yeah.

00:26:09.660 Yeah.

00:26:10.180 Nancy, we'd like to publicly scold you.

00:26:12.000 Is it possible?

00:26:12.780 Let us know.

00:26:13.300 Okay.

00:26:14.300 So we say he was no slouch.

00:26:17.400 L.A. had successfully petitioned the jail for a set of tarot cards that he would use frequently

00:26:23.620 in his cell.

00:26:25.400 And he was in the process of suing that same jail for access to the Satanic Bible.

00:26:30.020 Oh, wow.

00:26:30.480 That's crazy.

00:26:31.000 So they denied him access to the Satanic Bible, which he was going to sue for.

00:26:35.640 But they were like, here's some tarot cards, faggot.

00:26:37.340 It's like really the same thing.

00:26:38.540 Yeah.

00:26:38.760 He would go into the library regularly, have meetings with his lawyer, and at one point

00:26:44.500 he would let me read his court case.

00:26:46.620 Based on what I saw, I would guess that he eventually won.

00:26:49.840 Damn.

00:26:51.020 This motherfucker.

00:26:52.160 Is it...

00:26:52.740 Did he use Satan to do it?

00:26:54.420 Was he Jew?

00:26:55.180 Was he Jew?

00:26:56.000 Did he Jew?

00:26:57.180 What did Nancy say?

00:26:58.400 Did she answer?

00:26:58.880 Nothing.

00:26:59.060 So far, she just said hero.

00:27:01.140 And now she's not responding.

00:27:02.740 I think because she knows she's in trouble.

00:27:03.900 During one of my conversations with L.A. about the evil, intelligent, deceptive nature of

00:27:11.580 the disembodied spirits that he was interacting with, he casually mentioned that Hillary Clinton

00:27:17.040 was one of ours, meaning she was Satanic.

00:27:20.440 So you were trying to be like, dude, these spirits that are dealing through these cards

00:27:24.200 are demonic.

00:27:26.260 And he was like, Hillary Clinton's actually one of our friends.

00:27:30.860 She said, what is the question?

00:27:32.420 And we'd like to publicly scold you.

00:27:37.260 No, we'd like to say what you did.

00:27:38.700 Yeah, well, that's the part of it.

00:27:40.000 Yeah.

00:27:41.140 We'd like to drag you.

00:27:43.020 There's a fire.

00:27:43.760 There's a fire, and it's coming from inside the house.

00:27:46.520 Yes.

00:27:47.520 That's okay.

00:27:47.980 All right, let's do it.

00:27:48.860 Being utterly horrified, I put the unpleasant event out of my mind for the most part until

00:27:54.500 recently while undergoing a multiplicity of synchronicities.

00:27:57.540 Thank God I picked this part up.

00:27:59.780 Associated with...

00:28:00.500 Wait, wait, wait, wait.

00:28:01.500 A what?

00:28:02.180 A what?

00:28:02.720 A what?

00:28:04.060 A multiplicity of synchronicities associated with the writing of my book and the age of

00:28:09.780 revealing that we now find ourselves in.

00:28:11.840 I happen upon stories of a 600-year-old cryptid known as Melusine.

00:28:18.280 Okay, let's look to the footnotes that Nancy wrote.

00:28:21.040 She's doing a great job, so I feel bad that we have to scold her.

00:28:23.400 Yeah, you're doing fine, but we have to yell at you.

00:28:25.360 Melusine, pronounced Melusine, is also given...

00:28:30.040 So it's a legendary figure from European folklore depicted as a mermaid, sometimes with two tails,

00:28:35.980 as a serpent from the waist down.

00:28:37.820 Oh, that bitch from Starbucks.

00:28:39.960 Yeah, look at this.

00:28:42.020 It's crazy looking.

00:28:43.040 Can you see that?

00:28:43.480 Not even hot.

00:28:44.600 No, it's weird.

00:28:45.460 It's got like a...

00:28:46.240 Is that a dog tail?

00:28:47.340 Well, it's showing you how she digest bodies, which is fucking crazy.

00:28:50.840 Can you bring that up for the people?

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00:29:20.860 All right.

00:29:24.480 I could.

00:29:25.140 Give me a second.

00:29:25.840 Okay.

00:29:26.140 In the meantime, we're going to scold Nancy.

00:29:27.680 So Nancy, Nancy that bitch.

00:29:30.680 She's very nice.

00:29:31.640 She's a lovely person, and I love Nancy.

00:29:33.380 That's why I'm very disappointed in her.

00:29:35.440 She was not only using Grok, which, hey, we're all guilty of using Grok.

00:29:40.300 I use it.

00:29:41.200 I use it.

00:29:41.800 You use it a lot.

00:29:42.840 Yeah.

00:29:43.180 You should be scolded for it.

00:29:44.840 I don't use it.

00:29:45.980 It's useful.

00:29:47.180 I don't talk to it at all.

00:29:48.320 Actually, I talked to it recently.

00:29:49.960 I said something.

00:29:50.860 I forgot what I said.

00:29:51.600 Either way, Nancy, are we sharing this?

00:29:54.060 Look at that.

00:29:54.400 Oh, look.

00:29:54.820 She's even got a picture of...

00:29:56.320 Did she do this?

00:29:58.100 Oh, somebody did that.

00:29:59.160 Yeah, that's great.

00:30:00.160 Okay.

00:30:00.500 I mean, you want to pull it up now?

00:30:01.580 The multiplicity of synchronicity.

00:30:03.460 All right.

00:30:03.720 Well, there it is.

00:30:05.480 There you go.

00:30:05.960 And you got the little mermaid down there.

00:30:07.440 Yeah, yeah.

00:30:07.940 So, yeah, this is Melusine.

00:30:10.420 It even has anatomy, which is kind of crazy.

00:30:13.020 How do they know?

00:30:14.100 Melusine was cursed by her mother to become half serpent every Saturday.

00:30:17.980 Huh.

00:30:18.760 Until she married a man who would respect her privacy on Saturdays.

00:30:22.220 Only one day?

00:30:23.240 That's not so bad.

00:30:24.100 Not look upon her or accept her as she was.

00:30:26.760 It's like, what is she doing?

00:30:27.840 Like, that's like a sacrilege of the Sabbath, almost.

00:30:31.420 Well, that's like a day at the beach, isn't it?

00:30:34.200 Every Saturday now, you have to be in the water because, I don't know.

00:30:39.100 It's interesting.

00:30:39.980 Did you see my thread from this morning?

00:30:42.320 No, I don't read what you...

00:30:43.620 Yeah, I know you don't.

00:30:44.740 I'll pull it up.

00:30:45.100 I was in Disney.

00:30:46.220 Yeah, I know, but so what?

00:30:47.560 I got to read that.

00:30:49.000 No, no, it was important.

00:30:49.880 It was a thread about the days of the week.

00:30:55.280 It's kind of crazy.

00:30:55.980 Oh, Sunday, Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday.

00:31:00.860 Yeah, so here we go.

00:31:01.880 Was that a butt plug?

00:31:04.040 Yeah, but this is...

00:31:04.780 I'll pull up the thread right now.

00:31:05.460 But this is more important.

00:31:06.960 Yeah, ever wonder why the days of the week are named what they are?

00:31:09.720 And then I just go through...

00:31:11.560 I actually did use AI to do this, Nancy.

00:31:14.340 You fucking 100% horrible person.

00:31:16.320 Monday after the moon.

00:31:17.780 That's why in Spanish, it's lunes.

00:31:20.220 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:31:22.300 So it's linked to Nana.

00:31:25.580 Oh, Nana.

00:31:27.340 What's her name?

00:31:28.560 Tuesday, the newest god of war.

00:31:31.140 Yeah, it's here.

00:31:32.520 Wednesday is named after Odin.

00:31:34.120 Yeah.

00:31:34.540 Woden.

00:31:35.180 Fucking crazy.

00:31:35.900 Thursday.

00:31:36.640 Thursday, yeah.

00:31:37.140 Yeah.

00:31:37.620 The worst one is Saturday, though.

00:31:39.500 Friday is...

00:31:40.900 What is this?

00:31:42.140 Freya.

00:31:42.720 Yeah, it's Freya.

00:31:43.300 Yeah, Freya.

00:31:43.780 Which is like...

00:31:44.180 Loving for fertility.

00:31:45.820 That's that bitch.

00:31:46.660 Saturday is...

00:31:48.100 Saturn day, yeah.

00:31:49.740 Cronus.

00:31:50.500 I feel like...

00:31:51.240 This is making me feel like...

00:31:52.080 What's his name?

00:31:53.900 The guy...

00:31:54.380 Donut?

00:31:55.180 Not Donut.

00:31:57.060 What up, Donut?

00:31:58.000 Brian.

00:31:58.980 Oh, yeah.

00:32:00.200 You gotta say like a lot more.

00:32:01.340 It's like, that's why it's like Saturday, bro.

00:32:03.700 Because it's like...

00:32:04.680 Zoinks.

00:32:08.240 That's not nice.

00:32:09.040 But we have to know.

00:32:09.920 I love Brian.

00:32:10.480 So we have to sacrifice Nancy because she...

00:32:14.820 Oh, we're back to Nancy.

00:32:15.360 That's right.

00:32:15.700 She was using AI not only to, you know, she's just communicating with demons, but she's asking

00:32:22.780 it tarot, tarot questions.

00:32:25.360 Yeah.

00:32:25.660 Yeah.

00:32:26.220 Hold on.

00:32:26.520 Very disrespectful from Emily.

00:32:28.320 What else is new?

00:32:29.540 What else is new?

00:32:31.080 It's obvious that you used AI.

00:32:33.160 Is it that obvious?

00:32:34.120 That's why I...

00:32:34.720 Is it so obvious, Emily?

00:32:35.880 Most of your posts I ignored.

00:32:37.880 Is it so obvious, Emily?

00:32:39.580 It's actually very funny because, Emily, I've got you beat by like 50,000 followers.

00:32:43.860 Yeah.

00:32:44.000 How about that?

00:32:44.960 Not nice.

00:32:46.060 Okay.

00:32:46.920 Go follow Emily if you...

00:32:48.500 It's so obvious.

00:32:49.420 If you want to be Catholic or something.

00:32:50.160 Go follow Emily if it's so obvious.

00:32:52.140 Jesus Christ.

00:32:53.080 Anyway, is there like...

00:32:54.420 Oh, y'all tripping?

00:32:55.260 That's funny.

00:32:55.980 Cursed by her mother to be...

00:32:57.360 Yeah, that's a dope one.

00:32:58.800 These will probably never come out, but you'll see them here.

00:33:00.820 Whatever.

00:33:02.660 Half Serpent every Saturday.

00:33:04.740 Yeah.

00:33:05.380 Oh, but Nancy was using tarot.

00:33:07.380 Okay.

00:33:07.620 Yes.

00:33:07.840 Go ahead.

00:33:08.340 Explain what she...

00:33:09.220 Well, I'll tell you, she did it to me.

00:33:10.820 Yeah, I don't even know what she did.

00:33:12.780 I don't know what she did.

00:33:13.980 It was a...

00:33:14.340 Where is Nancy?

00:33:15.100 Is she writing?

00:33:16.220 No, she just said, scold away.

00:33:17.840 Okay.

00:33:18.180 So, this is what Nancy did.

00:33:19.380 Masochistic.

00:33:20.120 It's like three in the morning or something like that.

00:33:22.200 Oh, of course it was.

00:33:24.020 Honestly, hold on.

00:33:25.440 It might have been three in the morning.

00:33:27.080 It probably was.

00:33:27.660 She probably hit you up at 3 a.m. on the dot.

00:33:30.140 She just like floated out of her bed.

00:33:31.740 And she's fucking like...

00:33:32.580 Sorry.

00:33:33.860 I was talking to demons about demon shit.

00:33:36.920 Let me see.

00:33:37.520 Yeah.

00:33:39.240 I can't even tell.

00:33:40.540 How do I see what time did she...

00:33:43.300 You gotta like pull it to the side and it'll kind of tell you.

00:33:46.360 Uh-huh.

00:33:46.980 Which it never...

00:33:47.600 It doesn't always work.

00:33:48.720 Oh, the moon map.

00:33:50.180 This is a great one.

00:33:51.280 The moon map is a great one.

00:33:52.780 Yeah, that'll come out eventually.

00:33:54.320 Eventually.

00:33:54.560 I love that.

00:33:55.060 Maybe.

00:33:55.360 Listen, if you guys beg for it enough, I'll fucking put it out.

00:33:58.280 I just like it to come out.

00:34:00.580 Yeah, she hasn't said any...

00:34:01.800 I don't know when she said this.

00:34:03.020 Oh, here it is.

00:34:04.220 Wednesday.

00:34:05.100 No, no, no.

00:34:05.440 It was 6.29 in the morning.

00:34:07.360 Which is three in the morning for her.

00:34:08.860 That's literally three in the morning for her.

00:34:10.460 It's 3.30.

00:34:11.000 Nancy, what the fuck?

00:34:11.920 It's 3.30.

00:34:12.940 Yeah, it was six...

00:34:13.960 Yeah, so...

00:34:14.500 Hey, Nancy!

00:34:17.300 What the fuck are you doing?

00:34:18.540 What are you doing, Nancy?

00:34:19.940 Because it's three in the...

00:34:21.460 And that is three, right?

00:34:22.180 Because is the math correct?

00:34:23.580 I don't think it's a four-hour time difference.

00:34:25.300 I think it's a three-hour time difference.

00:34:26.920 Nancy.

00:34:27.840 What the fuck?

00:34:28.980 She just goes, sends me a screenshot.

00:34:31.240 The chariot.

00:34:32.540 And we'll read it.

00:34:33.380 It's actually interesting.

00:34:34.180 We're reading Nancy's chronicles.

00:34:34.700 Oh, great.

00:34:34.960 We're going to read fucking tarot on the...

00:34:36.560 Stay out of it.

00:34:37.600 She says, stay out of it, Raven.

00:34:40.220 Nancy, you bitch.

00:34:41.340 All right, go on, go on.

00:34:42.000 Okay, uh...

00:34:42.640 How come she didn't care what my tarot was?

00:34:44.680 Go on.

00:34:45.540 Well, you already had your tarot read by somebody...

00:34:47.540 You're a homosexual from New Orleans.

00:34:50.120 I got my tarot read by a fucking Nephilim.

00:34:52.420 Yeah.

00:34:52.600 So, uh, why the chariot?

00:34:54.860 Top Lopsis seems to embody an assertive and aggressive persona, I guess.

00:34:58.840 Possibly someone who leads or is highly involved in pushing forward with a specific ideology

00:35:04.700 or group identity.

00:35:05.840 The chariot represents the indomitable drive to charge forward.

00:35:09.780 And it's funny because that is true, but...

00:35:13.360 Indomitable.

00:35:14.920 Indomitable.

00:35:15.440 Yeah, just like to...

00:35:16.240 Especially lately.

00:35:17.320 Abominable.

00:35:17.900 It's funny because it's true lately.

00:35:19.440 Abominable.

00:35:19.620 But I told her, don't ever do that again.

00:35:21.860 You're using chat GPT to...

00:35:25.920 Read tarot.

00:35:26.660 Read tarot.

00:35:27.740 I can't think of any...

00:35:28.840 Is it less satanic because it's like a double negative?

00:35:31.940 Does it cancel?

00:35:32.700 I don't think it cancels it out.

00:35:34.380 It's wild.

00:35:34.760 And then it was just because of her curiosity that fell upon her at 3.30 in the morning.

00:35:39.620 This is why we can't trust women to do anything.

00:35:41.140 This is why you can't trust women.

00:35:43.800 Nancy.

00:35:44.540 Mm-hmm.

00:35:46.020 I thought you could trust an Asian woman.

00:35:48.200 I don't even know if she's Asian.

00:35:49.800 That's true.

00:35:50.380 She's just...

00:35:50.840 She's too tall to be Asian to be...

00:35:52.620 So I just told her, I said...

00:35:53.520 I saw her, but she's very tall.

00:35:54.940 I never got a good look at her eyes because they were all the way up there.

00:35:58.040 They look squinty, but like it was the angle.

00:36:00.020 Kind of foggy from so far away.

00:36:01.440 I said, are you using a digital Ouija board to read tarot?

00:36:05.160 Have we taught you nothing, Nancy?

00:36:07.020 What did she say to that?

00:36:08.100 She said, what time is Chronicles tomorrow?

00:36:10.720 I was like, you bitch.

00:36:12.040 Look, there she is.

00:36:12.900 The white girl in me took over.

00:36:14.860 Un-fucking-believable, Nancy.

00:36:15.980 It's crazy.

00:36:17.120 This is why if we're going to employ her and then she's going to be like, whoops, we have demons now.

00:36:21.320 We have demons in the office.

00:36:22.700 Whoops, my bad.

00:36:23.820 Seriously.

00:36:24.220 I was in the office at fucking 3.30 in the morning summoning demons.

00:36:27.700 Whoops.

00:36:27.960 I was beset upon by fucking spiritual attacks shortly after this.

00:36:31.820 That's right.

00:36:32.180 I blame it on her.

00:36:33.120 I blame you.

00:36:34.000 Oh.

00:36:34.420 That's a good shirt.

00:36:35.520 Chicken swingers.

00:36:36.760 Oh, I like that one.

00:36:37.400 It's kind of fucked up, though.

00:36:38.560 That's a little bit racist.

00:36:39.860 I guess it's not racist.

00:36:40.800 It's anti-Semitic.

00:36:41.620 Apparently, those are different things.

00:36:42.740 Okay.

00:36:43.320 So, 600 creepy.

00:36:46.040 Yeah, we know what it is.

00:36:46.820 Her mother made her a serpent and she's clearly not Jewish because she becomes a serpent on Saturdays.

00:36:53.420 Saturday.

00:36:54.220 Saturn days.

00:36:55.060 It's like Saturdays, like, bro.

00:36:57.120 Like, zoinks.

00:36:58.760 Zoinks!

00:36:59.480 Yeah.

00:36:59.940 Okay.

00:37:00.260 So, let's keep reading.

00:37:01.140 I'm sorry.

00:37:01.440 We got really distracted.

00:37:02.940 That was some fucking Nancy.

00:37:04.400 She's depicted as half-serpent, half-human female succubus with wings.

00:37:08.520 She's said to be the progenitor of the line of the French-English kings of the Plantagenet dynasty.

00:37:17.460 Plantagenet?

00:37:18.360 Plantagenet?

00:37:19.160 Plantagenet dynasty.

00:37:19.800 Plantagenet?

00:37:20.840 From the region of Anjou during the Middle Ages.

00:37:23.680 Anjou?

00:37:24.380 Isn't that, like, the shit that, like, a sauce on a ribeye?

00:37:27.560 Isn't this, like, does this have anything to do with, like, the French Quarter in New Orleans?

00:37:32.040 New Orleans?

00:37:32.980 New Orleans.

00:37:33.900 New Orleans.

00:37:34.540 Because that place is, like, kind of, that place is kind of haunted.

00:37:36.980 Oh, it's super haunted.

00:37:38.340 Yeah.

00:37:38.860 New Orleans.

00:37:39.640 Okay.

00:37:39.960 There's a lot of weird shit going on with this.

00:37:41.200 I don't know.

00:37:41.900 It's just a string of bad words that I'm mad at.

00:37:44.420 So, cool Nephilim side, uh, side note.

00:37:47.420 Anjou comes from the Latin word Indicabi.

00:37:50.100 Indicabi from the root, uh, Gaelish word Andy, meaning below.

00:37:53.940 Is that Gaelish?

00:37:54.720 I don't think that's Gaelish, dude.

00:37:56.000 That's Goulash.

00:37:57.220 That's Goulish.

00:37:58.200 Goulish?

00:37:59.260 I don't know what that means.

00:38:00.140 Gaelic is G-A-E something or another.

00:38:02.400 This is G-A-U-L-I-S-H.

00:38:05.280 I don't know.

00:38:05.640 I don't know half these words.

00:38:06.800 Dude, there are a bunch of really upsetting words.

00:38:08.860 Like, all of them, there's just, like, quotations around words that I've never fucking seen.

00:38:13.920 They know that we're not going to be able to pronounce them.

00:38:15.740 This is really a problem.

00:38:16.860 So, the word Andy means below, as in underworld and cabbie, uh, from the words kawaro or kawar

00:38:23.460 or core, meaning hero.

00:38:26.080 Underworld hero.

00:38:26.820 Oh, so, um, yeah, like, like, men of renown, this kind of stuff.

00:38:30.160 Underworld hero.

00:38:30.900 Yeah, champion, giant, respectively.

00:38:33.180 Okay.

00:38:33.760 Yeah, so hero usually means giant or champion.

00:38:36.700 And that's, like, kind of what, uh, the Raphaim mean.

00:38:39.700 It's old French, according to Taffy.

00:38:42.640 Okay.

00:38:43.200 Old French.

00:38:45.660 Hmm.

00:38:46.800 All right.

00:38:47.140 So, take that for what it's worth.

00:38:49.280 Uh, yeah.

00:38:50.100 Not worth anything to me.

00:38:51.080 No, no, that is interesting.

00:38:52.820 Because they're saying that, uh, these words are basically, like, a hand down from, um,

00:39:01.500 possible Nephilim genetics.

00:39:03.620 That's kind of interesting.

00:39:04.460 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:39:06.040 Okay.

00:39:06.340 All right, so this new understanding of the succubus serpent spurred my memory of the

00:39:09.840 unfortunate event that I have come to terms with the fact that I was indeed raped by King

00:39:14.440 Charles.

00:39:14.760 What the f-

00:39:15.800 Did we miss something?

00:39:17.120 King Charles' great-great-great-great-great-great-great-grandma.

00:39:20.260 Wait, wait, wait.

00:39:20.760 There's more greats than that.

00:39:21.400 Great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-grandma.

00:39:26.900 That's exactly how my name is.

00:39:27.840 See, no, no, no, no.

00:39:28.720 What he's done here is he's written a book and then, and then gave us the, uh, he's just

00:39:35.920 given us, like, these little-

00:39:37.820 It's like a teaser.

00:39:39.060 A teaser.

00:39:40.140 He's got raped and goes, anyway, God bless you.

00:39:42.740 See you later.

00:39:43.280 So you want us to ask?

00:39:46.900 He wants us to-

00:39:47.840 He wants us to beg.

00:39:50.040 Jordan, you want us to ask, um, about the rape?

00:39:54.440 I simply refuse.

00:39:56.080 I won't ask.

00:39:57.880 I don't care about your rape, Jordan.

00:39:59.840 I hope it happens again.

00:40:01.880 Who's 626?

00:40:03.980 I don't know.

00:40:04.660 Tyler was possessed.

00:40:05.480 That was interesting, though.

00:40:06.860 Did you read Tyler was possessed?

00:40:08.040 No, so I'm trying to, like, still chew on this thing with Jordan.

00:40:11.680 Hmm.

00:40:11.900 What does one story have to do with the next?

00:40:14.640 Well, he said that he met a Satanist, and the Satanist said, Hillary Clinton fucks with

00:40:19.540 us.

00:40:20.260 And then the next thing you know, I was, uh, was he raped by that thing?

00:40:24.760 Let's go back.

00:40:26.020 Uh, Hillary Clinton.

00:40:27.940 Wait, wait, wait.

00:40:29.520 Fast forward 10 days or so in jail.

00:40:31.620 I find myself waking from a dream.

00:40:33.420 In that dream, I was, well, there's no way to say this, raped from behind by a flying

00:40:39.980 female serpent that had a ghoulish head of Hillary Clinton.

00:40:43.040 I must have missed that whole.

00:40:44.320 Okay, see.

00:40:45.320 I think I missed that whole paragraph.

00:40:47.040 Did you just not read?

00:40:49.060 I said, something's wrong here.

00:40:51.140 We're missing some huge context clues.

00:40:53.680 I was like, none of this makes any sense.

00:40:55.120 He said, during one of my conversations with L.A. about the evil, intelligent, deceptive

00:41:00.280 nature of disembodied spirits that he was interacting with with the tarot, he casually

00:41:04.700 had mentioned that Hillary Clinton was one of ours.

00:41:07.760 Fast forward 10 days or so.

00:41:09.640 She rapes me.

00:41:10.580 From behind?

00:41:11.380 She rapes you from behind?

00:41:13.040 Yeah.

00:41:13.880 What does that mean?

00:41:14.440 You just left that out, huh?

00:41:16.560 What happened to that?

00:41:18.880 Me?

00:41:19.640 Yeah.

00:41:20.040 How did you skip that?

00:41:20.980 I skipped it because we got some, we were talking about Melusine and I was like really

00:41:24.780 angry with Nancy.

00:41:26.140 Ah, this is Nancy's fault.

00:41:27.880 Yeah.

00:41:29.040 Basically, Nancy kind of gets the story of, you know, this is like, I got raped.

00:41:33.260 God bless you.

00:41:34.360 God bless.

00:41:36.660 God bless you.

00:41:37.400 I'm out.

00:41:38.040 God bless.

00:41:38.420 All right.

00:41:39.580 So, so, so the, the, the, the female serpent with the head of Hillary Clinton rapes him.

00:41:45.760 And then he says, being utterly horrified, I put the unpleasant event out of my mind for

00:41:50.700 the most part until recently while undergoing a multiplicity of synchronicities, motherfucker.

00:41:54.960 That's where you picked up.

00:41:56.260 You, you, you saw the juicy words and you said, I want to go there associated with the writing

00:42:00.400 of my book.

00:42:02.700 Ah, so, so you want, he wants to tell, he wants, he wants us to add, tell us about the

00:42:06.700 book.

00:42:07.000 Right.

00:42:08.160 He wants to sell some books.

00:42:09.660 Is it called the multiplicity of synchronicities?

00:42:14.640 Hmm.

00:42:15.280 Oh, wait up.

00:42:15.920 So is he saying that he, he was doing research for the book and came across this thing, Melu

00:42:20.840 scene?

00:42:22.840 And then as he discovered it, he was like, that's what raped me.

00:42:24.500 Oh shit.

00:42:25.120 Did you write a story about what raped you?

00:42:27.540 It's called what raped me?

00:42:28.980 It's a banger title.

00:42:32.200 Jordan.

00:42:33.500 Jordan.

00:42:33.980 That's a great title.

00:42:35.020 You can keep it.

00:42:35.740 All right.

00:42:36.080 Well, tell us how that goes.

00:42:37.320 Tell me, give us an update on your book.

00:42:39.460 The multiplicities of the things that raped me.

00:42:41.680 And we can, we'll, we'll talk about it in the future, Jordan.

00:42:44.900 Awesome.

00:42:47.500 Oh, you want to talk?

00:42:48.500 That's interesting too.

00:42:49.660 Multiplicities of synchronicities.

00:42:50.900 And then what's synchronistic about, well, I discovered this thing while doing the research

00:42:54.620 for the book and it also raped me.

00:42:56.420 I like it.

00:42:57.080 That's a synchronous.

00:42:57.780 I like it.

00:42:58.940 It was like, it's almost like guys we fucked, but, uh, but the multiplicity of the guys we,

00:43:04.620 all right, so let's read, uh, wait a minute.

00:43:06.280 Cause now I got like, I find myself opening this thing again.

00:43:09.480 Um, so, cause I don't see anything in this.

00:43:12.020 How did it, I guess if it raped you from behind, it's got a tail.

00:43:14.060 Oh, you're looking to see if it's got a dick is what you're looking to see.

00:43:16.160 Well, she gave us the anatomy, but it's like, okay, well let's go back and there's an entire

00:43:19.820 human being inside there just like decaying, which is really cool.

00:43:23.220 Well, honestly, I mean, yeah, it does have a whole tail and I could kind of jam that up

00:43:26.600 inside you, couldn't it?

00:43:27.600 This is crazy.

00:43:28.660 It does have everything with it.

00:43:30.020 Oh, there's like teeth underneath it.

00:43:32.120 There's a crazy, because it's like a serpent as well.

00:43:33.920 Yeah, it looks like a fanged serpent.

00:43:36.820 This is nice.

00:43:37.820 Harpy feet.

00:43:38.780 Who, who, who, who provided this?

00:43:40.840 Was this, um, Nancy?

00:43:42.860 I assume this was Nancy.

00:43:43.920 Nancy, wonderful work.

00:43:45.760 A long digestive tract.

00:43:47.200 There's like eggs inside of it.

00:43:48.840 Eggs, yellow eggs.

00:43:50.440 And then a long tail, serpent-like tail.

00:43:52.660 That's crazy, dude.

00:43:53.620 The tail's confusing me, though.

00:43:54.760 What is, oh, oh, oh, so that is a tail and that other thing is a flappy bit that they've

00:43:59.940 peeled back to show you.

00:44:01.220 Yeah, it's like opened.

00:44:02.260 How it would look, because that's confusing me.

00:44:04.360 But now that I'm looking at just the tail, yeah, she could put that in you.

00:44:07.480 I wonder how much of that he took.

00:44:09.620 Damn, dude.

00:44:10.780 How much of that did you take, Jordan?

00:44:12.180 Was it that, or was it, uh, was it like a, like a, the Futanari succubus type thing, where

00:44:18.160 these things are androgynous in a way, and can kind of...

00:44:22.100 Oh, well, it had, uh, Hillary Clinton's face.

00:44:26.120 And Hillary Clinton is a lovely lady.

00:44:28.460 Does it have a cloaca?

00:44:30.120 I mean, yeah, I would say it's a snake.

00:44:32.500 And so, yes.

00:44:34.280 Oh, that's rough, dude.

00:44:35.360 Snakes definitely don't have two holes.

00:44:37.740 They don't have a pooper and a pisser.

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00:45:05.360 They got that, you know, mixed up bad boy.

00:45:10.080 To be honest, I don't know much about snakes.

00:45:12.220 My mother, uh, she breeds ball pythons.

00:45:16.080 Okay.

00:45:16.520 So I know quite a bit about snakes.

00:45:18.340 So they do have cloacans, yes.

00:45:20.680 And like the penis, is there a penis in the cloacan?

00:45:23.200 So how does that work?

00:45:23.980 I don't know how that works, actually.

00:45:25.240 That's a good question.

00:45:26.640 Uh, no idea.

00:45:28.920 Maybe there's a penis.

00:45:30.960 Hidden penis.

00:45:31.920 Do birds have penises?

00:45:34.220 Yeah, you know, I don't know.

00:45:35.080 I see them.

00:45:35.880 I see them in the back.

00:45:36.800 They fuck all the time, but I don't ever see a penis.

00:45:39.160 Well, uh, I learned once that eagles will have sex in free fall.

00:45:44.000 Oh, that's pretty cool.

00:45:44.940 I know ducks have penises.

00:45:46.280 Oh, yeah.

00:45:46.560 They're all squiggly.

00:45:47.560 Spirally.

00:45:47.980 All right.

00:45:48.180 And anyway.

00:45:48.680 Oh, they have the famous penis and that's why we know about it.

00:45:50.740 Tyler.

00:45:51.320 He was possessed.

00:45:52.300 Yes, he was.

00:45:53.200 I knew it.

00:45:53.720 Three pages?

00:45:54.280 Okay, fine.

00:45:55.040 Hey, Top Lobster.

00:45:56.040 Raven.

00:45:56.820 All right.

00:45:57.080 Uh, love all you guys' work.

00:45:59.340 Oh, thanks.

00:46:00.240 Thanks.

00:46:00.720 Spooky.

00:46:01.140 Oh, we didn't read the, that, we didn't have that music for getting raped by Hillary Clinton.

00:46:06.000 The spookiest part.

00:46:06.900 You know what?

00:46:07.280 Yeah, let's go back and fucking read.

00:46:08.960 No, let's go.

00:46:10.600 Let's keep opening this guy's story.

00:46:12.220 I got raped by Hillary Clinton.

00:46:13.520 All right.

00:46:14.040 Um, y'all helped me feel sane discussing stuff I learned about years ago.

00:46:18.840 Being a conspiracy theorist, I feel very alone.

00:46:21.540 Brogrove was awesome, by the way.

00:46:23.080 Even better than the last one.

00:46:24.160 Oh, so you were the, Tyler?

00:46:25.520 Oh, wait a minute.

00:46:25.960 Is this Tyler that bought the ball gags?

00:46:27.760 I got him over here.

00:46:28.700 Oh, I thought this was Tyler, the producer, who was possessed by a demon.

00:46:32.620 No, this is definitely this Tyler.

00:46:33.900 When I saw him, I was like, this guy.

00:46:35.440 I was like, I don't know, dude.

00:46:36.920 You know what?

00:46:37.300 There might be, maybe that ball gag is kind of fucking.

00:46:39.820 Haunted?

00:46:40.380 Why do you still have the ball gag?

00:46:41.700 Like, you felt bad because he spent money on it.

00:46:44.100 He spent money on it.

00:46:44.820 What am I supposed to do with this?

00:46:45.340 I really appreciate that, Tyler.

00:46:46.580 Oh, you know what?

00:46:47.460 I have a faceless mask.

00:46:50.680 Like, faceless's mask.

00:46:52.280 Oh, yeah.

00:46:52.780 And we can use it as set decor on a head, and we can put the ball gag in it.

00:46:56.540 That is actually pretty great.

00:46:59.500 Yeah, I would put it right there.

00:47:00.880 Well, we'll figure it out.

00:47:04.560 Yeah.

00:47:05.260 Okay, I like that.

00:47:05.940 Maybe right there behind you.

00:47:07.260 Or just move the shot out and get more of the stuff.

00:47:09.400 Why don't you just put it on?

00:47:10.320 You just got to put the ball gag in.

00:47:11.240 Put the ball gag on.

00:47:13.380 Okay, so he went.

00:47:14.440 Yeah, it was pretty fun.

00:47:15.800 Thanks for coming, man.

00:47:17.320 Even went on a side quest from top this time.

00:47:19.700 Yeah, that's definitely him.

00:47:20.700 Yeah, this is Tyler.

00:47:21.460 What's up, brother?

00:47:22.920 I feel compelled to share my story, but it's not all that extreme.

00:47:26.400 Nancy says, play creepypasta music.

00:47:28.560 Oh, yeah, Nancy, because we're just doing a show, and we'll just produce it live, huh?

00:47:33.320 We'll just do it live.

00:47:34.500 Nancy thinks it's so easy.

00:47:35.940 What is creepypasta music?

00:47:36.980 I don't know what that means.

00:47:37.820 I don't know.

00:47:38.280 I'll look for it later.

00:47:39.220 You're a creepypasta fan now, don't you know?

00:47:41.140 Don't they play music while you read those things?

00:47:43.040 Guys, if you haven't watched...

00:47:44.800 Good guy.

00:47:45.560 There we go.

00:47:46.160 I haven't because I've been in Disney World.

00:47:47.740 If you haven't listened to...

00:47:48.600 Did you go to Disney World?

00:47:50.000 Tell us about Disney.

00:47:50.780 I went to Disney.

00:47:51.760 I went to, like, a park.

00:47:54.400 I went to the water park.

00:47:55.500 I went to Blizzard Beach.

00:47:56.460 You paid to go in?

00:47:58.160 Well, what was interesting is we got in to Blizzard Beach plus a hotel.

00:48:02.180 All in is $200.

00:48:03.980 Really?

00:48:04.600 Yeah.

00:48:04.880 I don't know what black market website my wife found it on, but...

00:48:08.920 I told you about the Crackhead Carry thing, right?

00:48:11.900 Where I bought it on the side of the road.

00:48:13.320 It was a whole thing.

00:48:13.900 Oh, yeah.

00:48:14.260 Don't do that.

00:48:14.800 No, I didn't do that.

00:48:15.680 Okay.

00:48:16.060 Speaking of carry, I could have carried my gun in there.

00:48:18.100 They never checked my bags, and I was like, motherfucker.

00:48:19.960 I really could have carried my gun.

00:48:21.600 How was it?

00:48:22.360 It was fine, you know?

00:48:25.080 Honestly, I spent, like, a crazy amount of money on food.

00:48:28.580 It's food.

00:48:29.160 It's the food that they did.

00:48:29.800 All in, I think I spent, like, $500, like, extra.

00:48:32.520 One day on food.

00:48:34.720 Well, not just food.

00:48:35.600 It's, like, all the dumb fucking knickknacks.

00:48:38.740 But, honestly, my biggest takeaway was that Disney...

00:48:43.300 And I tweeted it.

00:48:44.040 I said, Disney World is for three types of people.

00:48:46.000 You can break them into three categories.

00:48:47.280 I don't read your tweets.

00:48:47.900 Really, it's two categories.

00:48:49.100 Did you tweet it, or did AI tweet it?

00:48:50.640 I tweeted it.

00:48:51.420 Yeah, it wasn't AI, because I'm sure there was misspellings and words that were made up.

00:48:54.860 So, what did you say?

00:48:55.540 I said that the three categories you could break up Disney goers into are families,

00:49:00.160 just people just bringing their fucking kids.

00:49:01.940 You guys.

00:49:02.540 Just normal folk.

00:49:03.600 Yeah.

00:49:04.160 Want to have a good time with their kids.

00:49:06.220 Well, this is...

00:49:07.100 Well, this is also...

00:49:09.300 Yeah, sluts.

00:49:11.500 Right.

00:49:12.080 Sluts.

00:49:12.560 I agree with that.

00:49:13.240 Yeah.

00:49:13.660 Yeah.

00:49:13.860 And then freaks of nature that couldn't possibly exist outside of an empire of decadence and

00:49:21.360 tolerance.

00:49:22.720 Yeah, yeah.

00:49:23.400 Disney adults is what you're talking about.

00:49:25.220 And it's more than just that.

00:49:26.660 There's just like these freakish goblin people.

00:49:33.800 You know what I mean?

00:49:34.800 Like, okay, here's one, for example.

00:49:37.960 This was very weird.

00:49:38.740 Maybe this is anti-Semitic, but I was at the...

00:49:42.040 I was...

00:49:42.660 So, there were Jews, right?

00:49:44.480 Okay.

00:49:44.680 And it was like...

00:49:45.300 So, I look over.

00:49:46.140 This is actually really fucked up when I think about it.

00:49:47.920 But I looked over, and I saw a child dragging his club foot.

00:49:51.100 How do you know that they were Jews?

00:49:52.340 Well, hold on.

00:49:53.580 So, I look over, and he's...

00:49:55.000 And he's dragging his foot.

00:49:57.360 He's a toddler.

00:49:58.200 And I go, my God, look at this poor dysgenic child.

00:50:00.780 What happened to him?

00:50:01.720 Because he looks fucking...

00:50:02.800 They're inbreeding for the Messiah.

00:50:04.100 They're having sex a lot with each other, is what I mean to say.

00:50:07.140 So, and I look up at his parents, and they are, like, decked out, like...

00:50:12.220 Oh, big hat?

00:50:13.040 No, he's got a little hat, but curly things.

00:50:15.120 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:50:15.440 But then he's got this disheveled white shirt that looks like it's made of some traditional fabric.

00:50:21.480 And it's got, like, tassels hanging off of it and shit.

00:50:24.740 And they just...

00:50:25.300 They were...

00:50:25.560 All of them were dragging their foot.

00:50:26.980 They're orthodox Jews.

00:50:27.900 I think they were actually lying, because they probably just finished parking in a handicapped spot that they shouldn't have fucking been in.

00:50:32.360 They knew all the schemes.

00:50:34.060 They know all the schemes, yeah.

00:50:35.080 They created the schemes.

00:50:35.880 But they're all, like, the place was...

00:50:37.860 Honestly, the dysgenic freaks...

00:50:40.480 I saw a couple of 600-pound park hoppers, you know what I mean?

00:50:44.100 Like, a couple of ladies, single ladies, no children.

00:50:46.660 Yeah.

00:50:47.040 Fucking, you know, Mickey Mouse ears.

00:50:49.740 600 pounds each.

00:50:51.340 Yeah, I like that.

00:50:52.060 But they were far and few in between.

00:50:53.940 Mostly sluts.

00:50:57.020 People that were, like, not...

00:50:58.820 Like, they had their teenage daughters in thong bikinis at Blizzard Beach.

00:51:04.160 Yeah.

00:51:04.380 And I'm going, who are the thong bikinis for?

00:51:08.080 The toddlers?

00:51:09.500 That's what you get.

00:51:10.280 All the toddlers?

00:51:11.760 All the resorts that I've been going...

00:51:13.660 I just go to, like, the resorts now, because we're in Florida.

00:51:15.640 Why the fuck would I go anywhere else?

00:51:17.580 And it's, like, there's always, like, a couple of people.

00:51:20.420 And they just come out.

00:51:21.240 I'm, like, why are you wearing a thong?

00:51:22.340 This is, like, a kid's resort.

00:51:23.460 Yeah.

00:51:23.980 But they're, like, I'm going to show my whole asshole.

00:51:26.220 Yo, and it's crazy because you're, like...

00:51:27.900 We're on...

00:51:28.580 We're on...

00:51:29.140 We're on the steps, dude.

00:51:32.900 Yeah, so they're, like, in front of you.

00:51:34.220 And I'm, like, looking up.

00:51:35.400 And I'm just, like, this is your...

00:51:36.880 All that...

00:51:37.420 If you farted right now, I would just get a forked tongue of shit particle blasted at me.

00:51:44.660 Go left and right around the fabric and straight into my eye and get pinkeye.

00:51:48.620 This is the crazy thing.

00:51:49.600 And I've been really thinking about this.

00:51:51.460 And I tell my wife this all the time.

00:51:53.180 Yeah.

00:51:54.020 Women have a lot of nerve doing this.

00:51:56.100 They do have a lot of nerve.

00:51:56.900 In the gym, especially.

00:51:58.860 But it's men that don't, like, just tell them the reality to stop.

00:52:03.180 Because it's crazy.

00:52:04.060 Like, your asshole is out.

00:52:06.160 Yeah.

00:52:06.600 Literally.

00:52:07.220 Asshole.

00:52:07.700 And I'm, like, I don't want that.

00:52:09.940 It's not even that, like, I don't really want to see that.

00:52:12.460 It's, like, it's nasty.

00:52:14.200 I don't want to think about asshole.

00:52:15.620 And you smell.

00:52:16.560 I don't want to...

00:52:17.160 Like, you...

00:52:17.860 Look, if I go like this, you think about hand.

00:52:20.040 Yeah.

00:52:20.720 And if I go like this, you think about forehead, right?

00:52:23.580 Do you know what?

00:52:23.940 You know what fucking damaged me?

00:52:25.700 What?

00:52:25.960 It was the panties.

00:52:27.480 It was the panties up there.

00:52:28.020 Oh, yeah, yeah.

00:52:28.820 Apparently, they were a thong and they were filled with shit and blood.

00:52:32.060 Oh, duty.

00:52:33.320 That's what I'm saying.

00:52:33.900 But, like, apparently, that's, like, common.

00:52:35.960 Ladies, Nancy...

00:52:36.900 Well, I mean, it's right up against your butthole.

00:52:38.660 How are you...

00:52:39.160 I know my butthole is a disaster.

00:52:40.880 Dog.

00:52:41.080 If I had a thing in my butthole, it would be shit on it all the time.

00:52:44.460 Yeah, there's no fucking way.

00:52:47.800 There's just no way, dude.

00:52:49.240 This is supposed to be about spooky stories.

00:52:50.760 But, dude, there is a...

00:52:56.380 Oh, you want to talk about spooky story?

00:52:58.140 Uh-huh.

00:52:58.740 I was walking by and I said, look at this Amazonian bitch.

00:53:02.300 Okay.

00:53:02.860 And also, like, just dressed up.

00:53:05.240 You know, that's like women...

00:53:06.140 Even if you're not in a thong because it's not Blizzard Beach, we went to Adventure Island

00:53:10.940 to go to City Walk.

00:53:12.500 Okay.

00:53:12.980 Well, we didn't go to Adventure Island.

00:53:14.200 I don't know what that...

00:53:15.080 Oh, wait.

00:53:15.420 We didn't go to City Walk either.

00:53:16.620 We just fucking...

00:53:17.280 No, we went to City Walk.

00:53:18.200 But it seems like they're really close to each other.

00:53:20.140 I don't know.

00:53:20.760 I don't know the layout of this thing, but yeah.

00:53:22.100 There's like a fucking tower.

00:53:23.240 It says Adventure Island on it.

00:53:24.520 I don't know.

00:53:24.900 I thought...

00:53:25.220 Okay.

00:53:25.700 What happened?

00:53:26.000 So, anyway...

00:53:26.800 And still, I notice, you know, sluts, sluts, sluts.

00:53:30.140 They're all dressed in a way.

00:53:31.500 And I go, look at this big Amazonian slut, right?

00:53:34.860 And as I walk by, all of a sudden, the big Amazonian slut...

00:53:40.000 I mean, she's a great big lady.

00:53:42.060 How do you know she's a slut?

00:53:43.860 Oh, because she was dressed like a slut.

00:53:45.160 Okay.

00:53:45.680 Because they're all doing...

00:53:46.640 Like, you know what it is.

00:53:47.720 They got slut stuff on.

00:53:48.500 Isn't it crazy?

00:53:49.480 It's like, why is that skirt so fucking tiny?

00:53:51.820 This is what I told you.

00:53:52.440 We're at a toddler's park.

00:53:54.340 I told my wife this, too.

00:53:55.600 And it's almost like what they're doing is they're trying to hijack your...

00:54:01.480 They're trying to hijack your instincts.

00:54:05.860 You know what I mean?

00:54:06.600 Like, when they do these things.

00:54:08.100 Even when they put on, like, regular makeup.

00:54:09.800 Like, the blush and the red lips is to appear as if they...

00:54:12.200 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:54:12.320 It looks like, yeah.

00:54:12.880 Just post-coitus.

00:54:14.000 Yeah, yeah.

00:54:14.460 And I'm like, why are you doing this?

00:54:16.380 Just be fucking regular.

00:54:18.120 Just be regular.

00:54:19.100 Just walk...

00:54:19.740 Like, what are you doing here?

00:54:20.600 Yeah.

00:54:20.740 You're trying to go get some fucking shrimp?

00:54:23.340 Go get some shrimp.

00:54:24.180 Go get some shrimp.

00:54:24.900 Be normal.

00:54:25.420 But they can't be normal.

00:54:26.420 No.

00:54:26.960 So, you know, it's just...

00:54:28.020 I don't know.

00:54:28.600 I was just thinking about it.

00:54:29.420 I was like, this is why they've been restricted for most of humanity.

00:54:33.780 And this is why you try to hire one.

00:54:35.240 And she's like, I was talking to tarot cards at 3 a.m.

00:54:38.560 At 3.30?

00:54:39.540 At 33 in the morning?

00:54:41.400 There's a demon in me.

00:54:42.860 But we were walking by the Chocolate Emporium, which I was like, I should have never went to

00:54:46.480 that Mexican place.

00:54:47.260 I should have went to the Chocolate Emporium.

00:54:49.120 Big fan of chocolate.

00:54:50.000 But, and then, you know, so I go, wow, big Amazonian slut.

00:54:53.380 All of a sudden, she leans down because she's holding the hand of a toddler, little girl.

00:54:57.320 She leans down and she goes, I can't hear what she's saying, right?

00:55:03.060 But she's talking in there.

00:55:04.480 And I'm like, that's a dude!

00:55:06.340 It's a guy.

00:55:07.080 And I only see...

00:55:08.060 Like, it's not like I've had enough...

00:55:09.300 I'm just walking.

00:55:10.260 And I go, big Amazonian slut.

00:55:12.140 And then within a matter of seconds, I go, big Amazonian slut dude!

00:55:16.780 Wow.

00:55:18.120 It's hell.

00:55:19.080 It is hell.

00:55:19.960 It's literally hell.

00:55:21.040 And then I'm looking...

00:55:21.580 I go into the store and my son's like, I love this backpack.

00:55:24.620 $75?

00:55:25.840 $100!

00:55:27.040 Yeah, no.

00:55:27.680 I can't do it.

00:55:28.620 I can't do it.

00:55:28.880 I'll tell you what, though.

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00:56:02.140 And I knew they would turn into Disney adults.

00:56:04.200 And when we were in the store, I said, oh, look, they got a Harry Potter section.

00:56:08.960 And, you know, of course, we go over to the wands and I'm looking at the wands.

00:56:12.000 And I'm like, there's no prices on these wands.

00:56:14.100 They don't want to tell you how much these wands are.

00:56:15.880 There's a fucking $200 wand.

00:56:17.460 And she goes, oh, my wife goes, oh, I know that because so-and-so just bought themselves a $200 one.

00:56:22.280 I go, so-and-so is an adult woman.

00:56:23.820 Does it work?

00:56:24.440 It's an adult woman, right?

00:56:25.800 And then she goes, yeah, but so-and-so's husband bought themselves a lightsaber, a $700 lightsaber.

00:56:32.780 I go, so-and-so is an adult man.

00:56:35.320 So altogether they spent $900 on a fucking Avada Kedavra and a lightsaber.

00:56:42.800 Oh, man.

00:56:45.060 I go, go pay for a jujitsu class.

00:56:47.240 It's very sad.

00:56:48.480 It's very sad.

00:56:49.620 And you know what?

00:56:50.140 What's even more sad is, are they married?

00:56:52.860 Yeah.

00:56:53.340 All right.

00:56:53.540 So what happened here, the discussion between them was one person said, I want to buy this.

00:56:58.400 The husband probably said, I want to buy that.

00:56:59.740 And she's like, oh, that's a lot of money for this.

00:57:01.860 And he's like, well, then you could go ahead and buy that.

00:57:04.220 Buy this stick.

00:57:05.100 It's a fake stick.

00:57:06.120 And then they negotiated with themselves because you're spending all this money.

00:57:10.160 I will spend money on this.

00:57:11.660 And then there you go.

00:57:13.020 The whole thing is disgusting.

00:57:14.040 It's embarrassing.

00:57:15.160 All right.

00:57:15.560 Back to Tyler.

00:57:16.900 Oh, yeah, that's right.

00:57:17.460 We never even began reading.

00:57:20.140 Is it my turn?

00:57:21.560 I'll read it.

00:57:21.940 No, it's my turn.

00:57:22.340 Okay, read it.

00:57:22.900 All right.

00:57:23.160 I like the music.

00:57:24.040 Yeah.

00:57:24.920 You guys like the music?

00:57:25.760 It's very Harry Potter-ish.

00:57:26.180 I like it.

00:57:26.600 It is Harry Potter-ish.

00:57:26.740 Okay.

00:57:27.520 I grew up in a very strict religious home.

00:57:29.820 My parents were always praise and worship leaders at several churches we bounce around

00:57:34.940 growing up.

00:57:36.300 My dad grew up Jehovah's Witness.

00:57:38.120 Mom grew up Mormon.

00:57:39.300 Oh, my God.

00:57:40.300 Yeah.

00:57:40.560 Odd pairing ending after I quit graphic design school in Seattle and moved.

00:57:46.100 Odd pairing that ended after...

00:57:48.560 Oh, I see.

00:57:49.460 They got divorced.

00:57:51.160 Just say that.

00:57:52.200 Yeah, sorry.

00:57:53.720 My parents had very little, if any, understanding of the spiritual realm and yet led worship music

00:57:58.920 at least twice a week for 15 plus years.

00:58:01.380 Jeez.

00:58:01.940 Yeah.

00:58:02.220 Any discussion of spirits was always shut down with the attitude that blaming our bad behavior

00:58:07.320 on demons is a cop-out.

00:58:08.860 You know, we're still going live.

00:58:11.360 What do you mean?

00:58:12.520 Like, to all the other...

00:58:13.840 It's almost in an hour.

00:58:14.840 We gave these people a free hour.

00:58:16.140 Oh, yeah.

00:58:16.280 We gotta go.

00:58:16.940 We gotta go.

00:58:17.460 We gotta go, guys.

00:58:19.300 You listen to the spooky music.

00:58:21.100 All right.

00:58:22.860 We're kicking them out.

00:58:23.760 Patreon.com backslash NephilimDesquad.

00:58:25.920 Continue watching over there or fucking...

00:58:27.880 Or else.

00:58:28.820 Or else you won't have the fun for the rest of the day.

00:58:31.120 Bye.

00:58:31.600 Bye, guys.

00:58:32.420 We're getting there slowly.

00:58:33.720 Is he doing it?

00:58:34.080 Kicking them out.

00:58:34.660 Kicking them out.

00:58:35.200 Bye.

00:58:35.420 Patreon.com backslash NephilimDesquad.

00:58:37.040 Bye.

00:58:37.920 Bye.

00:58:38.460 Bye, guys.

00:58:38.720 Look at the viewer count.

00:58:40.200 Go down.

00:58:40.400 Plummeting, plummeting.

00:58:41.620 Six people watching on Patreon now.

00:58:44.460 There's a decent amount over there.

00:58:48.660 Okay.

00:58:49.480 Okay.

00:58:49.800 You ready?

00:58:50.400 I feel more comfortable now.

00:58:51.760 I'm better.

00:58:53.560 So, yeah.

00:58:54.300 They didn't...

00:58:55.060 Saying that they didn't want to talk about the spiritual realm.

00:58:58.060 And it's true.

00:58:59.040 The idea of blaming everything on spirits is a cop-out, I believe.

00:59:03.920 It's very much like everything is the Jews.

00:59:06.600 It is.

00:59:07.260 It is.

00:59:07.980 But the thing is...

00:59:09.140 And when the black people go, everything is the white man.

00:59:11.360 Mm-hmm.

00:59:11.740 Mm-hmm.

00:59:12.780 But a lot of it is the Jews.

00:59:14.280 A lot of it is the white man.

00:59:15.500 Yeah.

00:59:16.020 So, it's like...

00:59:16.420 I don't know.

00:59:16.740 It's like, I guess, finding the middle ground between what that is.

00:59:20.080 Where's the sweet spot between demons, Jews, and white man?

00:59:22.520 Yeah.

00:59:24.100 So, he says, that's true.

00:59:26.720 But ignoring the spirit world entirely leaves us vulnerable.

00:59:30.960 And more easily led astray or spiritually oppressed.

00:59:33.960 My dad was suffering...

00:59:36.060 Always suffered from some sort of bipolar manic-depressive disorder

00:59:39.260 that was never diagnosed until I was an adult.

00:59:42.580 All the men on both my mom and my dad's side of the family have attempted suicide.

00:59:47.800 Jesus.

00:59:48.540 My Freemason grandpa was successful.

00:59:50.820 Damn, grandpa killed himself?

00:59:52.360 That's fucking nuts, dude.

00:59:54.260 My parents fought constantly.

00:59:56.500 Lots of yelling, screaming, crying, slamming doors, all sorts of violence.

00:59:59.440 I ran away from home several times, but no one knew about any of this outside of my home.

01:00:05.020 And my dad was seen as a pillar of the church.

01:00:08.660 Whichever one we were going to at the time.

01:00:11.320 Man, that's like...

01:00:12.240 It's crazy.

01:00:13.440 Because as we were doing the ministry in the church and the music,

01:00:19.640 I had brought up to the pastor at the time about the...

01:00:22.760 I was just telling him, it's really important, the music and the different aspects of it.

01:00:29.940 Because I was trying to get it perfect.

01:00:32.020 Right.

01:00:32.300 And the guy just did not seem to care.

01:00:35.720 But I was like, no.

01:00:36.820 I was like, this is like...

01:00:38.800 He's like, just play the music.

01:00:39.980 He's Puerto Rican.

01:00:40.440 He's like, just strum the guitar and get out of here.

01:00:43.060 And I was just like, I think it's a little bit more than that.

01:00:46.040 But a lot of people kind of just want to come and go and leave it there.

01:00:49.840 And I don't know.

01:00:51.380 I'm not like that, but here we go.

01:00:52.900 I always had a suspicion that because my parents were leading a church in worship

01:00:57.520 that they had spiritual targets on their backs, but they had no idea.

01:01:01.120 And their prayer lives, from my observation, always seemed superficial.

01:01:05.380 I think my dad was only ever performing.

01:01:07.880 And I can remember countless times sitting in church filled with rage

01:01:10.720 as I watched him up on stage.

01:01:13.220 I hated him.

01:01:14.200 I hated them both.

01:01:15.340 Damn.

01:01:16.580 Yeah, so fake.

01:01:18.060 Typical boomers, though.

01:01:19.600 I've learned over the years.

01:01:20.840 Took me a long time to forgive them, but I did.

01:01:22.900 After leaving art school, I no longer found enjoyment in creating art.

01:01:28.980 I'd done a lot of graffiti, cartooning, some cityscapes, surreal scenes, and some portraits.

01:01:34.360 I would often trance out when drawing or painting.

01:01:37.620 Filled with emotion, I wouldn't let it motivate and inspire the visual effects my pieces ended up with.

01:01:46.680 I had a hard time visualizing what I wanted to make,

01:01:49.360 but when I'd go into these trances, it didn't matter.

01:01:52.460 The images I created were often dark-themed, and I hated looking at them, so I'd throw them away mostly.

01:01:59.060 I'm actually going to start doing some content where I know people have asked me to do this before,

01:02:09.440 and I think I'm going to do it now, where I kind of lead you through how I do this design.

01:02:14.360 So not just a tutorial, but if I have the idea for something, not these, but new ones,

01:02:23.420 I'm going to show you step-by-step of what I do, how long it takes.

01:02:27.400 So maybe I'll be sitting here, I'll be drawing on this thing,

01:02:30.200 and we'll have some way of it connected so you guys can see what I'm doing,

01:02:35.100 and I'll explain step-by-step.

01:02:36.920 Yeah, and then we can bullshit and talk.

01:02:38.560 I don't know if I'll do it live or if I'll just do a pre-tape,

01:02:41.180 but whenever I, if I did draw and I had no direction before,

01:02:48.040 it would, it would, I wouldn't end up like as dark as Tyler is talking here,

01:02:52.400 but there is that tendency of like, some people just like,

01:02:55.880 they're like, oh, you just start drawing, and there's no such thing as a mistake

01:02:58.580 because you can just continue and turn it and do whatever you want with it,

01:03:02.340 and I don't like that.

01:03:03.260 My cousin does that, the one that.

01:03:06.500 Oh, yeah, the one who made like the card.

01:03:08.940 Yeah, yeah, the cards for us and all that, and he's really good at that,

01:03:13.200 but his shit is like, it can be kind of like dark a little bit sometimes,

01:03:18.200 but I like to have a complete direction.

01:03:21.000 So, when I'm drawing this, this is obviously, this idea came from,

01:03:26.160 I don't even remember, but most of the shit is like.

01:03:27.700 This is not dark.

01:03:28.560 It's not, I mean, the guy's kind of dark, but the idea,

01:03:32.860 the idea is already thought out, and I'm thinking about what exactly I want

01:03:37.120 this to look like, and then I execute.

01:03:40.260 So, I have the image in my head already, and I am just doing it.

01:03:44.680 Right.

01:03:45.000 If that makes any sense.

01:03:45.900 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

01:03:46.420 I'm not.

01:03:47.000 It's like something to always go back to.

01:03:48.600 Like, you always know what to bring it back to if it starts to go in one

01:03:51.320 direction, and you're like, that's not what I set out to draw.

01:03:53.360 Yeah, exactly.

01:03:54.060 Steer it right back.

01:03:54.720 It's this.

01:03:55.540 This is what I wanted to do.

01:03:57.460 And like, before I even touched the paper.

01:03:59.160 Yeah, because if not, what are you doing?

01:04:02.200 I don't know.

01:04:02.780 It's almost like.

01:04:03.540 You can get like, it's a time waste as well, because sometimes you'll just be

01:04:06.960 going, and then you'll do something completely different.

01:04:08.740 But when you're drawing, it's like, like that lady that I met in.

01:04:12.500 That's exactly where I was going with it.

01:04:13.700 In St. Thomas.

01:04:13.740 Yes, yep.

01:04:14.200 It's exactly like that, where like, you're just blanking out, and you're letting

01:04:17.260 your hand.

01:04:17.660 It's almost like a Ouija board.

01:04:18.820 Yeah, because if your hand's moving, but your brain's not moving it, you know,

01:04:22.800 what are you doing?

01:04:23.020 What's controlling it?

01:04:24.060 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

01:04:24.800 Yeah, so that's interesting.

01:04:26.000 You can find, you can really find yourself in that, unless you, like we spoke about

01:04:30.060 before, but the idea is like aim.

01:04:33.400 So, or the idea of sin.

01:04:35.740 Oh, missing the mark.

01:04:36.640 Missing the mark.

01:04:37.240 So what, but what are you aiming at?

01:04:38.740 If you're not aiming at shit, then you're definitely missing it.

01:04:40.780 Well, this is not like, I'm not saying this is like God, like I'm not aiming at

01:04:43.720 God with this, but I have a clear aim of what the, what I'm doing.

01:04:47.320 And then at the end of it, when it's all said and done, that's what I want it to

01:04:52.080 look like.

01:04:53.120 If you're just going blind, then you're talking about like, well, what entities

01:04:56.900 that, that's why I put that book there.

01:04:58.300 That's the, um, the amazing journey into the psychotic mind.

01:05:01.360 No, it's, it's, uh, yeah, right there.

01:05:03.320 And the blue one, you can't see it.

01:05:05.280 The audience can see it.

01:05:06.140 Um, that's Jerry Marzinski's book.

01:05:08.060 Yep.

01:05:08.260 There it is.

01:05:09.680 And, uh, yeah.

01:05:10.940 So, you know, we're talking about entities guiding you doing whatever.

01:05:15.460 I think that that's a, obviously I think that that's a real thing.

01:05:17.960 So I don't, I think the analogy of the Ouija board is good because it's like, if

01:05:20.900 you're not moving the planchette to spell something out, but it is moving.

01:05:25.220 But then that, that leads you to the question of like, so if you look at some of my cousin's

01:05:30.000 work, I wish I had it.

01:05:31.640 He had like a, this other one that I think I have it upstairs, but it's like, uh, it's

01:05:36.040 fucking weird.

01:05:37.400 It's wild.

01:05:38.000 Actually, that's some of my cousin's work there.

01:05:39.960 A different one.

01:05:40.580 That circle.

01:05:41.900 You see?

01:05:42.340 Oh yeah.

01:05:42.680 Yeah.

01:05:42.920 I know what you mean.

01:05:43.500 Yeah.

01:05:43.660 Yeah.

01:05:43.820 I can't see it, but I know exactly what you're talking about.

01:05:45.420 Yeah.

01:05:45.660 Um, it's like, they, they kind of just let their hand go and then they, they figure this

01:05:51.580 thing out as they're going.

01:05:52.720 There's a word for that.

01:05:53.780 Like there's, um, that's like a form of drawing, but you're channeling something like you'll

01:06:00.500 see them do it with their eyes closed.

01:06:01.940 Yeah.

01:06:02.540 Yeah.

01:06:02.720 Like that kind of shit.

01:06:03.680 Often listening to music, specific types of playlists that set moods and stuff like that.

01:06:08.320 And they're doing it this way.

01:06:09.660 And I never did it that way, but in a way my creativity suffered because of it.

01:06:15.660 Because these guys will draw from their creativity is a fascinating word to use for it.

01:06:20.680 Is it creativity?

01:06:21.920 Cause I'm like, exactly, exactly.

01:06:23.680 I don't know.

01:06:24.540 But, but you'll see, obviously like my style is going to be, I don't know.

01:06:29.340 I feel like my style of drawing is very, uh, not plain or simple, but kind of like it's,

01:06:38.780 it's honest.

01:06:39.480 I'm being honest with what I'm, what I'm showing to you.

01:06:42.480 You know what I'm saying?

01:06:43.140 Yeah.

01:06:43.360 Yeah.

01:06:43.540 Yeah.

01:06:43.840 The word is obvious.

01:06:45.200 I guess what I'm saying, uh, spiritualists are, uh, surrealists or automatism, uh, automatic

01:06:52.380 drawing, automatic, automatic drawing.

01:06:54.840 That's the word that I was looking for.

01:06:56.580 I think I'll say it is, um, that's interesting, but you know, I mean in automatic drawing, the,

01:07:02.400 the artist attempts to suppress conscious control, which is exactly what you're not doing.

01:07:06.900 You have a conscious idea of where you want to bring this, um, and allows their hand to

01:07:11.580 move freely across the paper, seemingly guided by an external entity or spirit, uh, or their

01:07:16.960 own unconscious mind.

01:07:18.480 Interesting.

01:07:19.000 My cousin that did that one, um, that circle, that's his brand.

01:07:22.780 I forget the name of it.

01:07:23.680 Right.

01:07:23.980 But, uh, he, uh, he does these big canvases that are filled end to end.

01:07:30.760 Um, Oh, fucking Nancy said it automatic writing that bitch.

01:07:33.980 Yeah.

01:07:34.260 There she goes.

01:07:34.780 Good job, Nancy.

01:07:35.840 His thing.

01:07:36.360 I don't know if I could even find it.

01:07:37.780 Um, it wouldn't be able to find it cause I don't have a keyboard, but, uh, yeah, you

01:07:42.840 can actually take the canvas that he has and turn it any way.

01:07:46.460 And it makes sense because he's like, it's like written and things like that, that is

01:07:51.520 like, just fill the page, even on the ends.

01:07:54.340 Cause it's a canvas that sticks out by like, you know, two inches or so.

01:07:57.000 Yeah.

01:07:57.480 So it's like, as you turn it, it just still looks like the same.

01:08:00.120 You can hang it any which way.

01:08:01.860 That's crazy.

01:08:02.720 Yeah.

01:08:02.900 Yeah.

01:08:03.040 Cause you can't, it feels like, you know, you can't set out to do that on purpose.

01:08:06.260 No, I've seen him do it.

01:08:07.340 I've, you know, this is the cousin that like looks like me.

01:08:09.940 So I've hung out with him hours and hours as he's done this and I've watched him do and

01:08:13.900 he's just kind of like just flowing through this thing with no clear direction.

01:08:19.500 Yeah.

01:08:19.980 And I am the complete opposite.

01:08:21.840 Like my shit is like very clear direction.

01:08:24.600 What am I drawing?

01:08:25.580 What is the idea?

01:08:26.620 And if I deviate from it, I get uncomfortable.

01:08:29.880 That's interesting.

01:08:30.520 So, but like, obviously my, so my creativity is really suffering from it.

01:08:33.820 If it is creativity, if it is creativity, is it suffering from it though?

01:08:36.960 I mean, if it's, if it's accomplishing what you want, what you set out to accomplish,

01:08:40.940 like this thing, he's not going to create anything like this.

01:08:43.900 This is a very structured, organized design.

01:08:47.240 Yeah.

01:08:47.880 There is no room for, uh, you know, making shit up around it.

01:08:53.660 This is the same thing as well.

01:08:55.120 Very structured, very organized.

01:08:57.100 I love this one too.

01:08:57.680 I like the, the blue you chose for it.

01:08:59.620 It's a good blue.

01:09:00.600 Yeah.

01:09:00.800 I chose it to match my fucking shoes.

01:09:03.860 The Olympic Jordans.

01:09:05.640 But I'm just saying it's like, so the idea that Tyler is talking about here, I'm not,

01:09:10.360 I don't even know if I'd say it's a bad thing because like the artwork that you get from

01:09:13.820 this shit is fucking wonderful.

01:09:15.700 Right.

01:09:16.140 Right.

01:09:16.380 You know, and it's something that I am jealous of in a way because it's like, maybe I can

01:09:21.400 do it, but I just, I feel like that bone in my body is now dead.

01:09:24.060 You want it, you want it to be not them.

01:09:26.660 What do you mean?

01:09:27.240 You want it to be spirits.

01:09:28.820 Oh, you know how much better it would feel if it was like, Oh, the reason I can't do

01:09:31.740 that is because it's spirits dog.

01:09:33.580 You're channeling.

01:09:34.780 Maybe, maybe they are.

01:09:36.200 Maybe they are.

01:09:36.780 Like where is in, in the, there's room in the conversation to be like, well, where did

01:09:41.000 that come in your brain?

01:09:42.100 Like, how did that, how did you get that?

01:09:43.800 I bet you'd be like, never did.

01:09:45.360 It never.

01:09:45.740 Yeah.

01:09:45.880 I mean, it's, let me see if I can pull up some of my, ban the Ouija board, ban the Ouija.

01:09:50.620 Honestly, dude, ban the Ouija board.

01:09:52.520 Um, go ahead and, and, and read that.

01:09:54.480 I'm going to see if I could pull up some of, just some of my cousins.

01:09:56.520 I'm sorry to figure out how to navigate a fucking Chromebook or an Apple book or no

01:10:00.640 way.

01:10:00.900 Okay.

01:10:01.100 Here we go.

01:10:01.760 What was it?

01:10:02.220 It was pilot Tyler.

01:10:03.120 Okay.

01:10:04.080 Um, so it took him a long time.

01:10:06.780 He, uh, dah, dah, dah, dah, dah, to forgive his parents, uh, hard time visualizing what I

01:10:12.000 wanted to make.

01:10:13.920 Oh, all right, here we go.

01:10:15.600 Um, boom, boom, boom.

01:10:18.820 I actually don't remember where the hell you were.

01:10:21.660 Um, yeah, but when I'd go into these trances, it didn't matter.

01:10:25.020 The images I created were often dark and I hated looking at them.

01:10:28.740 So I throw them away mostly.

01:10:30.120 That's interesting.

01:10:30.740 You'd actually throw them away.

01:10:31.960 That's what that, honestly, that's what I, sometimes I would do that.

01:10:35.500 I remember like doing stuff and like, don't like this.

01:10:38.940 That's throw it away.

01:10:39.740 Did my mom ever show you that picture that I drew apparently of myself?

01:10:43.480 It's the famous of Jesus, like holding the center.

01:10:47.280 I don't think I, Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

01:10:49.300 That was like before I, I, I look like this now, but I drew myself looking like this.

01:10:53.860 That's interesting.

01:10:54.440 Yeah.

01:10:54.620 Yeah.

01:10:54.880 And I didn't even make that correlation.

01:10:56.060 Cause I didn't know what you looked like when you drew it.

01:10:58.600 Yeah.

01:10:58.820 Like I was like a fucking little fat kid.

01:11:00.760 So, um, but that was, that's, I think that's an example of one of those things where it's

01:11:05.780 like, how can you draw that and not, I don't know, by the way, when I was waiting to go

01:11:11.300 down the water slide, I had a moment where I was like really fed up with the thongs.

01:11:15.800 And then I saw a woman with, uh, just straight up her tits out.

01:11:19.900 What?

01:11:20.480 Yeah.

01:11:21.140 And I was like, my reaction when I saw that was like, I was filled with anger because

01:11:25.220 there's so many children around.

01:11:26.780 Yeah.

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01:11:57.740 And nobody said anything.

01:11:59.420 Well, I realized, uh, that it was actually a, a, a fat young man and his tits, they came

01:12:10.520 and they swooped outward.

01:12:12.500 They had like a, like, like a nice shape to it, like a swoop.

01:12:15.900 Yeah.

01:12:16.280 And, uh, set of Perky's on them.

01:12:18.260 And I felt horrible because I could see him then trying to like hide them with the inner

01:12:23.840 tube.

01:12:24.260 What did you, you like poked at him or something?

01:12:25.740 No, but I just like did one of these where like, I went and I was so mad.

01:12:30.800 I'm like, fucking kids around here right now.

01:12:33.380 And your tits got me rock.

01:12:36.560 And, uh, and it was just some poor fucking fat kid with the, with these crazy swoopy

01:12:40.900 titties, a huge bummer.

01:12:42.720 Okay.

01:12:43.020 So, uh, he says, not sure if I was channeling exactly or not, but I was pretty talented and

01:12:47.660 any attempt to draw or, or paint is now laughably bad.

01:12:53.380 Oh, that sucks.

01:12:54.340 Like a six year old trying to draw.

01:12:56.400 Yeah.

01:12:56.580 That's kind of how it is for me.

01:12:57.680 If I try to draw, I used to draw really well and then I just lost all that ability.

01:13:01.800 Um, I had, I mean, they see, that's what I, that's what I mean.

01:13:04.000 This is drawing, but I'm, what I'm showing to you, what I do is not, I don't consider

01:13:08.480 it drawing, but this is like, this is my cousin.

01:13:11.500 So for you, let me see if I can make this bigger for you.

01:13:13.260 Um, if you look at like what it is, it's just like chaos.

01:13:18.380 Yeah.

01:13:18.840 But when you kind of go up close to it, it says like 15 different things in there.

01:13:23.140 That's interesting.

01:13:24.100 It's very strange, very strange.

01:13:25.940 And he doesn't really set out with, uh, necessarily a goal.

01:13:30.840 It's a little schizo.

01:13:31.880 It's fucking real schizo, but he's not a conspiracy guy.

01:13:35.040 Did we share that?

01:13:35.600 Did they see that?

01:13:36.100 They didn't see that.

01:13:36.720 I think they saw some of it.

01:13:37.600 Did they see some of it?

01:13:38.500 Yeah.

01:13:38.740 I don't know if they saw any of it.

01:13:39.780 That's fine.

01:13:40.440 That's fine.

01:13:41.240 Um, nevermind.

01:13:42.340 Probably was a black.

01:13:43.680 Oh no, I thought they were talking about the screen.

01:13:45.060 They're just talking about people.

01:13:46.280 Uh, okay.

01:13:47.040 So, so, um, now any attempt to draw is laughably bad.

01:13:51.560 Like a six year old trying to draw.

01:13:54.080 I haven't bothered to draw or paint anything in years now, except houses.

01:14:00.640 Um, I've been a painter since Oh four.

01:14:03.240 I saw that my motivation to create was, uh, grown out of a need to express myself.

01:14:09.620 Oh, it was spooky.

01:14:11.020 Is that coming through?

01:14:12.460 Okay.

01:14:12.780 Yeah, it is.

01:14:13.220 I got confused there.

01:14:14.620 Um, I saw my, my motivation to create was grown out of a need to express myself since

01:14:20.920 I don't do that vocally or didn't do that vocally growing up.

01:14:25.380 It was my therapy.

01:14:27.460 Um, I also gained a lot of self-worth from others, uh, at praise of my artwork.

01:14:33.320 Okay.

01:14:34.300 In college, I was introduced to Ed Barnay's propaganda.

01:14:38.020 Oh yeah, propaganda and took a psychology, uh, took psychology of advertising classes in

01:14:44.120 art school that taught us how to appeal to different emotions in our art in order to

01:14:50.060 manipulate people into buying stuff.

01:14:52.540 Interesting.

01:14:53.100 Uh, boom, boom, boom, boom.

01:14:55.960 Learning about that and recognizing my previous need for approval, doing art began to feel

01:15:01.180 disgusting for me, like it was dangerous and sinful for me specifically.

01:15:06.460 Huh?

01:15:07.020 Yeah.

01:15:07.400 I feel the same way a little bit.

01:15:09.380 I always knew God was real, but I felt abandoned, unimportant, like I was a mistake or doomed slash

01:15:17.040 cursed to die apart from God.

01:15:19.100 Maybe I was irredeemable, destined for hell.

01:15:23.460 I became deeply depressed and suicidal from a young age and stayed that way.

01:15:28.560 In 05, I married my wife.

01:15:31.200 Neither of us were in good places in our lives when we met and the first few years of our

01:15:35.540 relationship was rocky to say the least, but I had this overwhelming peace about all of

01:15:41.920 it and felt like we were meant to be together.

01:15:44.280 And so we pushed on learning what love really is.

01:15:47.600 Oh, it's adorable.

01:15:49.100 Uh, my love for her is what brought me to real relationship with God.

01:15:55.100 She already had a son who I adopted and got to present the engagement ring to his mom.

01:16:02.300 When I proposed to her, she was raised Catholic.

01:16:05.640 Boo.

01:16:06.880 Oh, he didn't say that.

01:16:08.320 Uh, and just like her mom struggled with crippling anxiety, but with a steady supply of Xanax,

01:16:15.240 Vicodin and alcohol, geez, she was able to numb all that for a few years into our marriage.

01:16:21.500 Oh, my God.

01:16:22.820 I thought I can fix her though.

01:16:25.640 I needed quite a lot of fixing myself.

01:16:29.520 Uh, it's strange how selflessly focusing on others and being helpful can bring insight

01:16:35.800 and healing of our own crap.

01:16:37.840 I knew I couldn't help much without God.

01:16:40.920 So I began diving into scripture, so much scripture about fear.

01:16:47.060 I began listening to pastor sermons online, Bible researchers, apologists, sought out Christian

01:16:53.240 psychologists, and even some secular ones too.

01:17:07.840 Um, did we get, did we drop off?

01:17:16.900 Yeah, we dropped, we're back on.

01:17:18.060 Oh, shit.

01:17:18.420 What happened?

01:17:19.040 I don't know.

01:17:19.620 Oh, that's crazy.

01:17:20.600 Anyway, um, how long were we gone?

01:17:22.600 Yeah, like, like three seconds.

01:17:23.860 Okay.

01:17:24.280 I'm so glad that I never, uh, went into any kind of therapy or anything like that.

01:17:30.140 Like, I had it when I was a kid and I felt like it was not helpful at all.

01:17:34.320 And then as I got older, um, I, I maintained that.

01:17:38.360 And then for a brief moment, like four years ago, maybe, yeah, four years ago, when we first

01:17:44.000 came to Florida, just because of the stress of everything, I was like, look, maybe if my

01:17:49.680 wife said we should go to therapy, I would consider it.

01:17:53.600 She actually didn't.

01:17:55.180 Um, like she never, I, I brought it up to her once and she was like, no, I don't want

01:17:58.220 to do that.

01:17:59.320 Um, but I was just saying like, if that's what, you know, the family needs, because I bought

01:18:03.700 them from here to Vegas to back to New Jersey to Florida, like this is all tumultuous, right?

01:18:10.580 So, so I was thinking that maybe, but I'm glad that I never did because shortly after

01:18:15.100 that, I started hearing all these horror stories and, and, uh, of, of psychologists just recommending

01:18:21.160 the world's worst shit, especially, um, relationship therapists.

01:18:27.540 Is that what it's called?

01:18:29.120 Yeah.

01:18:29.280 Like, oh yeah, those guys just seems like they just try to like, uh, force their divorce.

01:18:33.160 Dude, it's crazy.

01:18:34.180 Like the amount of times I've heard stories of like, there's, uh, there's a better word

01:18:38.500 for it.

01:18:38.760 I forget what it is.

01:18:39.440 I don't know if anybody says it, but, uh, um, relationship therapy or marriage counseling,

01:18:43.520 there we go.

01:18:43.880 Marriage counseling ending in, in divorce.

01:18:46.580 Yep.

01:18:47.300 Like they'll pick one side or the other.

01:18:49.720 And then I've even heard the occasional horror story of a dude getting coached out of his

01:18:56.280 marriage and then getting into a relationship with the therapist that coached him out of

01:19:00.540 the marriage.

01:19:01.060 Yeah.

01:19:01.300 Yeah.

01:19:01.380 It's very, what the fuck dude.

01:19:03.120 Beautiful mother shit.

01:19:03.840 I mean, speaking of that, uh, so one of the, but my, my, I told you about my wife's, uh,

01:19:10.880 stepbrother and yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

01:19:13.500 Yeah.

01:19:13.700 I mean, it's just like every, every week or so.

01:19:15.940 The guy with the super cool kid.

01:19:17.940 Yeah.

01:19:18.380 Yeah.

01:19:18.580 Yeah.

01:19:18.780 Every week or so.

01:19:19.600 I mean, again, like another picture of his kid and I'm just like, man, like the, they're

01:19:24.620 honestly, they called CPS on you for tweets.

01:19:30.040 You wouldn't even be able to call CPS on this person, but it, it's at that point where I'm

01:19:35.020 like, like how are we, how are people allowing us?

01:19:37.040 Have you talked about it on the show?

01:19:38.820 I don't, I don't remember.

01:19:40.960 I don't know.

01:19:41.680 Um, this is just somebody that I've had like, uh, kind of, I've had words with, I've

01:19:46.920 had a lot of disagreements and they've been ideological disagreements that I've had.

01:19:50.820 Yeah, of course, of course.

01:19:52.220 And it's like, well, you wonder why.

01:19:53.600 And then you, and you see where it ends up and it ends up logically right where it's at

01:19:57.760 every single time.

01:19:59.100 Yeah.

01:19:59.280 And I was able to, not luckily, but like at the time, you know, they're talking like

01:20:04.500 2014, even before Trump, I would like kind of red pill my wife on like, I was like, this

01:20:11.580 is why they're going the wrong way.

01:20:14.540 And this is a kind of why like we don't mesh.

01:20:18.180 Like I don't mesh with these people.

01:20:19.720 And it's like, when you're younger, you don't understand why you don't mesh with somebody.

01:20:23.740 Yeah.

01:20:24.240 Right.

01:20:24.520 It's like, you're like, where do I, where do I belong?

01:20:26.520 Where I belong?

01:20:27.380 This kind of thing.

01:20:28.740 And, uh, you can't figure it out.

01:20:30.260 But like now, like with the, you know, I guess the luxury of looking back with time, I'm like,

01:20:35.640 yeah, that's why I didn't fit in there.

01:20:39.100 Yeah.

01:20:39.420 That's why you're the type of person that would, you know, if you had the resources, you'd trans

01:20:44.600 your kid.

01:20:45.880 Me?

01:20:46.500 No, no, I'm saying like, that's what you can't detect when you're young.

01:20:50.420 It's crazy.

01:20:50.980 Because life hasn't stacked itself in such a way that all of those major decisions would

01:20:55.560 have manifested yet.

01:20:56.420 There is a certain set of behaviors that I've looked, I'm learning that I've learned already

01:21:00.680 now that when you, when you use those set of behaviors, if you extrapolate that down to

01:21:07.260 10 years, it's like, that's, this is where you end up mathematically fucking crazy.

01:21:13.300 Yes.

01:21:13.740 And this is where they're at now.

01:21:15.260 It's, it's very sad because like we talked to the, um, to the grandmother and you know,

01:21:20.660 they're like, well, how do you feel about that?

01:21:22.380 And they're also kind of like, they're liberal, but they're like, oh, you know, we don't, we

01:21:25.820 don't like it, but we just don't say anything.

01:21:27.420 Well, that's what happens when you, you, you're liberal and you go, I'm just not that liberal.

01:21:31.800 It's like, okay.

01:21:32.520 But then you're going to attract people into your life that are that liberal.

01:21:35.980 And then once those people become, you know, yoked up with you and they start having kids

01:21:40.500 and shit.

01:21:40.900 And then all of a sudden you look down the line and it's like, I'm liberal, but not that

01:21:43.980 liberal.

01:21:44.280 But there goes my grandson and his mussy.

01:21:46.700 Exactly.

01:21:47.700 It's, and it's exactly that.

01:21:49.020 It's like, even with, uh, one of, one of our friends, me and I, you met, you met my friend

01:21:53.540 Patrick.

01:21:53.920 He came to Bohemian Grove.

01:21:55.220 He was at the house.

01:21:55.880 Um, one of our friends, he came to my wedding and now he's like married to a dude.

01:22:02.060 And now they've adopted a kid.

01:22:03.720 They're going to adopt the second one.

01:22:04.840 And it's like very only boys.

01:22:08.080 What?

01:22:10.320 Why does that keep happening?

01:22:11.540 I don't talk to him anymore, but it's like, it's like, it's just these set of behaviors

01:22:16.640 that they end up this way.

01:22:18.580 So it's like, once you see these red flags, it was like, is it, what is the correct thing

01:22:22.260 to do?

01:22:22.780 Yeah.

01:22:23.220 I guess just, I was having like a little bit of a joking conversation.

01:22:25.860 My wife about that today.

01:22:27.000 Cause we're in the pool at the, at the hotel.

01:22:30.420 And my son goes, what's that fucking thing over there?

01:22:32.600 My wife goes, that's a tranny.

01:22:33.680 No, no, no.

01:22:34.120 It was a, it was a chair for handicapped kids to get into the pool.

01:22:38.460 Oh yeah.

01:22:38.720 Yeah.

01:22:39.140 And, um, and my son goes, I think every pool should have that.

01:22:42.780 And I go like, oh, he's just a kid.

01:22:44.560 Why?

01:22:45.180 And then, and then my wife goes like, yeah, yeah, I think so.

01:22:48.840 And I'm like, well, if every pool has that, then number one, every pool has to pay for

01:22:55.040 the installation of this thing for, for a demographic that's probably never going to

01:22:59.880 come to their pool.

01:23:00.800 And then also there's probably like a whole new set of insurances that they have to pay

01:23:04.340 for annually so that they can have that thing set up there and all this other shit.

01:23:08.740 And she's like, what does that matter?

01:23:10.960 It's just like, you know, just so that they can have a good time.

01:23:14.520 And I'm like, well, look, look, it's like inclusivity.

01:23:16.220 Right.

01:23:16.460 And she's like, yeah, you're just trying to include them.

01:23:17.840 I'm like, okay, so that's your idea of inclusivity.

01:23:20.360 But what about the morbidly fat bitches that want to get on a plane and thinks that the

01:23:24.140 chairs are too narrow?

01:23:25.440 Women and children left to their own devices are going to use Grok as a Ouija board at three

01:23:30.380 in the morning.

01:23:30.900 This is what I'm trying to say.

01:23:32.340 This is what I'm trying to say.

01:23:33.900 And she's like, I don't understand what the seats on a plane and fat people complaining

01:23:38.940 about them have to do with this seat for handicapped people.

01:23:44.240 And I'm like, this is why you're not allowed to vote.

01:23:45.980 There are a set of circumstances extrapolated to its logical conclusion that gets you here.

01:23:50.420 And the crazy thing is, is like, I say this all the time when your wife is over too.

01:23:56.160 And when any woman is over, I like to say these things and watch them go, I don't like

01:24:00.940 that.

01:24:01.220 And I'm like, I don't give a fuck.

01:24:02.520 Because I know you don't like it, but I'm like, I'm going to keep saying it because

01:24:05.840 this is honestly, I don't like living in it.

01:24:08.000 Well, and now that you've been given the unfortunate right of being able to vote, you need to hear

01:24:12.940 these things.

01:24:13.480 You need to hear these things.

01:24:14.620 Someone's got to say it.

01:24:15.500 Somebody's got to say it.

01:24:16.540 Yeah.

01:24:16.920 I don't know.

01:24:18.360 Okay.

01:24:18.700 Whatever.

01:24:19.460 I couldn't help much without God.

01:24:22.200 Wait, did you find it?

01:24:23.200 It's right here.

01:24:24.440 Meow.

01:24:25.080 There we go.

01:24:25.760 The more I learned so I could help my wife, the more understanding I gained from my own

01:24:31.020 issues, anxiety, rage, and depression are very closely linked.

01:24:34.920 I'm convinced she stopped drinking, then stopped taking Vicodin, then stopped taking Xanax

01:24:39.580 too.

01:24:40.560 Glory to God.

01:24:41.220 But she started listening to me talk to her about God more, began reading the Bible, started

01:24:47.040 healing from past traumas, and started praying.

01:24:50.180 Real prayers, not memorized ones.

01:24:52.880 Once she learned growing up Catholic, God is good.

01:24:55.520 After my grandpa died-

01:24:57.540 Oh, she got rid of the Catholic prayer's face.

01:24:59.800 Yeah, stop being Catholic.

01:25:01.120 That's not-

01:25:03.240 Emily's not here.

01:25:04.140 It's fine.

01:25:04.460 She's not here anymore.

01:25:05.040 Uh, after my grandpa died on my mom's side, uh, is when I learned that he was a 33rd degree

01:25:09.960 Scottish Rite Freemason and ran a lodge in Arkansas.

01:25:13.900 Shit.

01:25:14.560 Damn.

01:25:15.040 This is the guy that-

01:25:16.660 Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

01:25:17.740 This is the guy that bought us the ballgags.

01:25:18.720 Hold on a second.

01:25:18.860 We just got-

01:25:19.440 We just got-

01:25:20.780 She's on the clock.

01:25:22.440 Okay.

01:25:23.020 And she's-

01:25:23.600 She's messaging us right now.

01:25:24.820 What is she saying?

01:25:25.460 Gotta go?

01:25:26.240 No, no, no.

01:25:27.360 Um, all the things that are important here that Nancy should be tending to, and she's

01:25:31.360 asked, why- why are you sitting like that, Raven?

01:25:35.940 Oh, yeah, no, they're- they're saying my legs are too close together and yours are too far

01:25:39.500 apart, but I feel like the average-

01:25:41.480 Well, you have to balance the thing on your-

01:25:43.040 I've gotta balance it, yeah, but she's got it on one leg, which is cool.

01:25:45.980 If I do this, you see the dynamic is weird.

01:25:49.500 It's very gay.

01:25:50.500 Right?

01:25:51.040 And because I- now I'm facing- we gotta-

01:25:53.400 We gotta-

01:25:53.980 Yeah.

01:25:54.220 You know, move the seat a little bit next time, but-

01:25:56.340 I told him I'm gonna buy a table that comes across so we can, like, put it just at least

01:25:59.580 put it on.

01:25:59.600 But also, this is- this is comfy cozy, too.

01:26:02.100 That is true.

01:26:02.900 This is very nice.

01:26:03.740 Like, I'm very cozy here.

01:26:05.460 So, hey, Nancy, why aren't you performing labor for us?

01:26:09.020 Nancy, why don't you ask the Ouija board?

01:26:10.540 Why-

01:26:10.740 Yeah, why don't you go and talk- consult the tarot cards?

01:26:13.280 Which- which tarot card sits like this, Nancy?

01:26:15.880 Don't fucking find out.

01:26:17.260 Okay, um-

01:26:18.540 Fucking- why am I sitting like this?

01:26:20.440 So, having just watched Nicolas Cage movie National Treasure, I began researching

01:26:23.980 secret societies, the occult, pagan history, government, corruption, and all subjects we

01:26:28.880 conspiracy theorists like to delve into.

01:26:31.240 I gained a lot- a lot of head knowledge about the spirit world, about God.

01:26:36.040 I would debate atheists online-

01:26:37.260 Scott said I'm fat!

01:26:38.100 Scott said that?

01:26:40.100 Yeah.

01:26:41.420 That's, uh- that's not nice, Scott.

01:26:43.160 Am I fat?

01:26:44.060 I don't think so.

01:26:45.100 I think you're a normal-looking dude.

01:26:47.020 The camera puts on a couple of pounds.

01:26:49.600 You think I'm fat, Scott?

01:26:53.260 Scott, answer us.

01:26:54.800 What does he say?

01:26:55.460 I can't see.

01:26:55.880 The camera's a ball rat.

01:26:57.300 What the fuck is that?

01:26:59.280 I don't know what that means.

01:27:00.200 Not very nice, Scott.

01:27:01.000 I'm scared of fat.

01:27:02.400 Yeah, I don't- I don't know.

01:27:03.260 I wouldn't listen to him.

01:27:04.460 Alright, so-

01:27:06.300 I delve so deep into conspiracy land for so long, myself, that, uh, my depression just

01:27:12.300 got worse and worse.

01:27:13.620 And though my wife was tired of hearing about all that stuff all the time, it became my one

01:27:17.520 and only interest.

01:27:18.920 Spent years of my free time in the garage, smoking a whole lot of weed-

01:27:22.640 You're fat, Scott!

01:27:23.500 Just learning, learning, learning.

01:27:26.220 Addicted to that feeling when you get- when you find out something incredible.

01:27:30.400 Yeah.

01:27:31.400 Uh, chasing the dragon.

01:27:33.320 Every question I found an answer to raised ten more questions.

01:27:37.860 And I just couldn't stop.

01:27:39.920 There's a fine line between defensively learning and the schemes of the enemy and having a fascination

01:27:45.920 with evil.

01:27:47.040 I became fascinated.

01:27:48.300 And that's something that I think we should- like, we could, uh, very easily fall into

01:27:53.220 with this show.

01:27:53.900 No, I- I- you know why?

01:27:55.520 Because this show has- I used to be like that.

01:27:58.540 And this show has caused that to taper off quite a bit.

01:28:01.440 Interesting.

01:28:01.860 I've now gotten to a place where, like, I'm- I'm super comfy not knowing all the shit.

01:28:06.300 Mm.

01:28:06.540 And it's very fun.

01:28:09.220 And I want to remain in a place where it's fun and interesting.

01:28:12.300 Yeah.

01:28:12.680 Um, and I know all I need to know, which is focusing on Jesus Christ and repenting of

01:28:21.120 your sin and trying to develop a relationship with God is gonna get you everywhere you need

01:28:28.460 to be.

01:28:28.920 And anywhere beyond that, Raven is not fat.

01:28:32.880 Thank you, Fat Raven.

01:28:34.140 What the fuck, man?

01:28:35.900 That's crazy.

01:28:37.540 Oh, that's the- that's your design, Scott.

01:28:39.260 Uh, Scott told me, uh, don't- we don't want a racial jungle.

01:28:42.560 There it is.

01:28:43.280 Yeah.

01:28:43.700 Fucking what the fuck.

01:28:44.660 Jesus Christ.

01:28:45.400 But yeah, I- so- so I don't- I don't need that anymore.

01:28:48.340 Before I had, um, before I realized that Jesus was the truth, I had this.

01:28:58.900 This, like, insatiable, uh, conspiracy hole.

01:29:03.780 Mm-hmm.

01:29:03.980 I needed my conspiracy hole filled.

01:29:05.540 Needed to be filled.

01:29:06.380 Needed it to be filled.

01:29:07.380 And now I don't need that anymore.

01:29:08.720 I don't need it anymore.

01:29:09.760 And I feel like God does something every once in a while where he'll give me something fun

01:29:13.260 to look at.

01:29:13.980 Like, here, you conspiracy retard.

01:29:15.660 Here's a moon map.

01:29:16.400 Check that out.

01:29:16.520 Here's a moon map.

01:29:17.320 Or here's, like, these telepathy-tape kids.

01:29:19.340 Or have a fuck- chew on that for a little while.

01:29:20.900 Did you see- I know you didn't.

01:29:22.660 What?

01:29:22.940 We'll pull that up, though, because I think this is actually pretty important.

01:29:25.840 Well, let's- let's put a pin in this, because- and then we've got to wrap

01:29:28.240 in a couple of minutes.

01:29:29.380 But, uh, something on my Twitter- Jesus, that's my cousin's Twitter.

01:29:33.840 Uh, I'll- I'll pull this up really-

01:29:35.740 Are you just screen-sharing this?

01:29:36.720 All this personal stuff?

01:29:38.060 Why is that your banner?

01:29:39.560 Why not?

01:29:40.360 Hold on.

01:29:40.720 That's not being screen-shared.

01:29:41.800 But, but let's- let's share it now.

01:29:44.080 So that way, when we come to it-

01:29:46.240 Uh, Fat Raven.

01:29:48.500 Fat Raven.

01:29:49.060 What did he say?

01:29:49.800 I don't know.

01:29:50.580 These people upset me.

01:29:52.060 All right.

01:29:52.360 So we're gonna screen-share this.

01:29:53.360 Hopefully they can see this.

01:29:54.320 Uh, let me look.

01:29:56.000 I'll look and see if they can see this.

01:29:57.080 This is actually a little further down.

01:30:00.120 Uh-

01:30:00.260 No, they can't see it.

01:30:01.280 They can't see it yet.

01:30:02.120 I can add it to stage right now.

01:30:03.420 Yeah, please do.

01:30:04.120 Adding it to stage.

01:30:05.180 Now it's been added to the stage.

01:30:06.780 Okay.

01:30:07.260 Uh, this- this is an interesting thing that came across my-

01:30:10.500 Uh, so this person subscribed to me on Twitter.

01:30:13.240 Like, did- like, paid to subscribe, so you get, like, a different notification.

01:30:16.560 Otherwise, like, there's, you know, people-

01:30:18.020 Yeah, they won't approve me.

01:30:19.040 I've been- I've been applied for it for a year and a half.

01:30:21.900 Takes forever.

01:30:22.460 They approved me randomly, but this person did that, so it comes up-

01:30:25.660 Oh, I know her.

01:30:26.040 She's cool.

01:30:26.680 Uh, Sarah Van- Van- Hoof.

01:30:29.000 Van- Hoof.

01:30:29.820 Van- Hoof.

01:30:30.540 I don't know who she is.

01:30:31.360 She's cool.

01:30:32.040 I mean, I don't know who she is either, but she's- she's very nice.

01:30:34.660 Okay, yeah, so-

01:30:35.560 Oh, she tagged me in some shit?

01:30:37.040 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

01:30:37.740 Uh, so she said, I subscribed to this platform to say this to Top and Raven.

01:30:42.060 Oh.

01:30:42.620 Nephilim DS, because you need to hear me.

01:30:45.280 This is important.

01:30:46.160 What you're doing is-

01:30:46.920 All right.

01:30:46.980 Well, that's like a carried away woman.

01:30:47.460 Yeah, she's like, listen to me.

01:30:50.120 That's why I fucking did it.

01:30:51.500 She's like, very aggressive.

01:30:52.600 Yeah.

01:30:52.860 I've got 13 followers.

01:30:54.040 Now she's got 70.

01:30:54.920 Good for you.

01:30:55.540 I don't give a fuck.

01:30:56.260 This isn't for clout.

01:30:57.160 I'm here to say what no one wants to hear.

01:30:59.320 Uh-oh.

01:31:00.100 Please keep talking about the telepathy tapes.

01:31:02.300 Oh.

01:31:02.800 Not because it's telepathy, but because of what it really is.

01:31:05.840 The injury, the healing, the spiritual war, the medical lies, the stuff nobody has the

01:31:11.160 balls to say.

01:31:12.620 Top, when you talked about your son, what you saw, how you got him out of the system,

01:31:16.180 I fucking cried, because I've been through it too.

01:31:19.280 Lost my daughter after vaccines.

01:31:21.780 She got one in her leg, and they gave her one orally.

01:31:25.280 So the one in my son's leg is the one that fucked him up.

01:31:28.920 Um, it was a D-tap.

01:31:31.800 And whatever.

01:31:32.580 So she continues.

01:31:34.380 After that, she was never the same.

01:31:36.200 She got sick, screamed uncontrollably.

01:31:38.400 I called the nurse.

01:31:39.600 That's normal, she said.

01:31:41.340 And days later, she stopped breathing in her sleep.

01:31:43.780 Fuck, man.

01:31:44.600 Yep.

01:31:45.240 When I tried to talk about it, no one would listen.

01:31:47.360 I told them everything.

01:31:48.640 Every food she ate, every second of her day.

01:31:51.220 They took note of it all, except the vaccines.

01:31:53.800 They refused to acknowledge it.

01:31:56.320 Made me feel insane.

01:31:57.800 Like there must be something wrong with me, with my DNA.

01:32:00.120 Like everyone else can get a shot and be healthy, but mine.

01:32:03.480 My baby couldn't.

01:32:04.760 And somehow, it's my fault.

01:32:07.000 Like my body made her fragile, like I broke her.

01:32:09.120 Oh my god, I fucking hate this.

01:32:11.520 Yeah, dude.

01:32:11.860 I know, this is crazy.

01:32:13.160 But I didn't.

01:32:14.200 They did.

01:32:14.900 And no one will say it.

01:32:16.180 But you did.

01:32:17.400 You said it, and that means everything.

01:32:19.040 Because nobody talks about this.

01:32:20.420 Not even the ones who should.

01:32:22.400 But you, you said it out loud.

01:32:24.060 And that's why I'm here.

01:32:25.220 That's why I subscribe.

01:32:26.440 Please don't stop.

01:32:27.880 Don't water it down.

01:32:28.760 Don't soften it.

01:32:29.500 Don't worry about getting canceled.

01:32:30.900 We hear you.

01:32:32.180 You're saying the things that are saving people's sanity.

01:32:35.840 So yeah, this is what she said.

01:32:38.720 Saving people's sanity?

01:32:40.440 Is that what she said?

01:32:40.880 Yeah, I don't know if that's what...

01:32:42.480 Listen, if that's what we're doing, that's great, I think.

01:32:44.960 Like, I'm just, we're just saying, I'm just saying what happened and the truth.

01:32:51.540 And I responded to her too.

01:32:52.800 Because like when she said that like the people were making her feel insane, trying to make

01:32:56.320 it, they're trying to make her feel like it's her fault.

01:33:00.680 But it's true.

01:33:01.920 This is what they did.

01:33:02.680 This is what they did to me.

01:33:03.440 I mean, before we, I wrote, before we moved to New York, we brought my son to my childhood

01:33:11.500 doctor who was a very good doctor.

01:33:13.260 Like I had like very bad earaches and he was able to help me.

01:33:17.040 Although at the time he, he sort of helped me, but what really helped me was the chiropractor.

01:33:23.020 My parents, like they, he was just like, you know, trying to go through, he was actually

01:33:27.660 the dude that put those fucking headphones on me with the, the beeps and all that stuff.

01:33:32.560 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

01:33:33.440 The Gates program headphones.

01:33:34.960 Yeah.

01:33:35.320 And I mean, really thinking about it now, it's kind of crazy that it was that dude.

01:33:38.800 But, uh, um, so we brought him to this guy before we moved to, to Florida.

01:33:45.520 And we're like, maybe you could help us.

01:33:48.240 He's having like behavioral issues cause he can't communicate.

01:33:50.500 It was like, it was bad.

01:33:51.920 Like the kid that you know now is nothing like that.

01:33:54.360 He was just like nonverbal, uh, screaming.

01:33:58.800 Yeah.

01:33:59.240 And by the way, just sorry to interrupt, but that, that nonverbal little autistic kid

01:34:04.660 smoked the shit out of me in a child's game the other day.

01:34:07.720 And I mean, like I stood no chance.

01:34:09.560 Oh, what did he beat you at?

01:34:10.580 Um, it was the one where you lay all the cards down and you try to flip them to find the

01:34:14.560 matching colors and the matching cards, you know, but the, and dude, I'm telling you

01:34:19.120 like, it's embarrassing to say it, but like 10 out of 10 times you're how old is he?

01:34:24.240 Five.

01:34:24.640 He beats you.

01:34:25.220 And then he talks shit.

01:34:26.260 He talks shit.

01:34:26.800 He doesn't just talk shit.

01:34:27.700 He's also like, look, this is where it was.

01:34:29.260 If he was like, that's actually, it was right there.

01:34:30.800 Stupid.

01:34:31.300 Yeah.

01:34:31.520 Yeah.

01:34:31.760 Like, I mean, I'm pretty good at those games and not.

01:34:38.200 So we, yeah, he's, he's, he's good now.

01:34:41.240 But, uh, so we brought him to this doctor and the doctor was just like, all the doctor

01:34:45.260 wanted to talk about was the vaccines and, um, how far behind he was and what we could

01:34:51.680 do to get him to schedule before we get to Florida.

01:34:55.140 And, and we're like, you're not listening.

01:34:57.360 We're not doing that.

01:34:58.980 We just came here because he's having behavioral issues.

01:35:01.740 Maybe there's something going on with them.

01:35:04.020 And the guy was just like, no, it's fine.

01:35:06.220 And, and Chris, Christina was like, um, you know, this is happening to him.

01:35:11.220 This is happening to him too.

01:35:12.240 There's just weird behavior.

01:35:13.260 And he was like, we can't explain it.

01:35:15.880 And he goes, this is what the doctor said.

01:35:17.780 He was like, well, you know, um, maybe the genes that are in your son are bad because of

01:35:23.180 the genes that are in his father.

01:35:25.680 Basically he told her like, like you chose poorly.

01:35:28.700 That's a crazy, crazy thing to say.

01:35:31.240 Anyway, probably two years ago he's, he died.

01:35:34.580 Um, and he wasn't really that old.

01:35:36.840 Yeah.

01:35:37.220 So maybe he should have been vaccinated some more.

01:35:39.840 I assume he already was.

01:35:41.060 It's crazy, but this is what they do.

01:35:42.960 This is what they do in this, in this field.

01:35:44.720 And it's like, you know, being in Florida has taken the edge off being angry all the

01:35:48.800 time about it because I'm not constantly being pressured by the same forces as you are

01:35:54.520 in New York or other places like that.

01:35:56.340 So I've kind of like eased up off of it, but that, um, the tweet that she sent me yesterday

01:36:01.520 kind of reminded me of all that shit.

01:36:04.320 And it's like, yeah, we're not, I'm not going to stop talking about it or saying it.

01:36:07.480 We're going to still make our jokes and shit, but that's the reality of the situation.

01:36:11.380 That's why I do, uh, that's why I speak into a microphone.

01:36:15.620 It's crazy because, um, I've seen her a bunch and she's like supported, you know, you know,

01:36:21.560 what do you, what do you do on Twitter to support you?

01:36:23.680 You like, and you share and you drop some comments every once in a while.

01:36:26.700 Uh, and she's been following for a while.

01:36:28.500 And, and so I see the same faces over and over again when they're liking posts and I

01:36:31.860 go like, Oh, that's cool.

01:36:32.800 Thank you.

01:36:33.460 And, but you like, never know what the backstory is at all.

01:36:37.800 What, what it is at all.

01:36:38.940 In fact, I made a tweet the other day where I said, um, you know, how did you find NDS?

01:36:45.360 And it was like, the way that blew up was crazy.

01:36:47.720 It was like so many people mostly shout out to Sam Tripoli.

01:36:52.860 That's the, that's how most people found us.

01:36:54.400 Um, but still it's like, you never know which way somebody's like, Oh, like Nancy's probably

01:37:00.040 the only person I think that found us through absorbing specifically Dr.

01:37:05.180 Marzinski.

01:37:05.680 Uh, Oh yeah.

01:37:07.520 Yeah.

01:37:07.720 That's interesting.

01:37:08.360 I read that.

01:37:08.880 And then, then she found us through there.

01:37:10.440 So, uh, you know, it's just wild because I didn't even know she fucking tagged me in

01:37:14.860 that.

01:37:15.060 Um, I got to respond to that, but yeah, you just never know what somebody who's, who's

01:37:20.200 on Twitter.

01:37:20.700 I guess what this retorted show means to them, which sounds way too heavy to say, but I,

01:37:28.200 you know, exactly.

01:37:30.480 That's weird.

01:37:31.660 Anyway, one night while trying to discuss spirituality slash conspiracies with my wife, I looked up

01:37:40.660 and saw this look on her face as she was looking at me in the strangest way, determined, eyes

01:37:45.920 burning, jaw set, ready for battle, totally out of character for her.

01:37:50.240 She recognized the demon in me or on me.

01:37:53.240 I recoiled or rather maybe the demon recoiled in anticipation.

01:37:57.660 In the name of Jesus, get out.

01:37:59.440 She thundered.

01:37:59.960 I got the craziest, nastiest feeling in that moment, like I was feeling the emotions of

01:38:05.360 the demon.

01:38:06.600 It was like the demon was in love with my wife too, uh, and it felt pain at being rejected.

01:38:13.040 When the demon was leaving, it was like it was heartbroken, and my own facial expression

01:38:17.500 reflected that.

01:38:18.940 I shuddered, my neck twitched, I turned my head, and it left through my mouth in a yawning

01:38:25.080 sort of way, though I was not tired in the slightest.

01:38:28.140 Something definitely left me that night, and I felt an inner freedom to explore myself

01:38:33.840 and learn to just be me that I'd never felt before.

01:38:38.020 Took some getting used to for sure.

01:38:40.740 Years later, while talking with my son who'd grown up by then, about the nature of God

01:38:45.720 and frequencies, I felt a dark heaviness come over me all of the sudden.

01:38:52.260 I actually wanted to talk to you about that.

01:38:54.480 You say, all of the sudden.

01:38:58.140 No, I don't.

01:38:59.180 Yeah, you do.

01:38:59.780 I don't say that.

01:39:00.400 You say it all.

01:39:00.920 I mean, all right, we're going to have to pull that up.

01:39:02.760 It's all of a sudden.

01:39:06.160 Yeah, I mean, I know that.

01:39:07.560 We'll talk about it later.

01:39:08.500 I don't say that.

01:39:10.300 I backed up and sat down.

01:39:11.780 Because I know that it's all of a sudden.

01:39:13.720 You say that.

01:39:14.640 The Holy Spirit Airlines is going to be a banger one.

01:39:17.500 Oh, yeah.

01:39:18.180 That was more money, more problems.

01:39:21.520 Okay.

01:39:21.940 Oh, shit.

01:39:23.780 Jesus, take the wheel.

01:39:25.000 Uh, my son said he saw what looked like vibrations in front of me that blurred, uh, how I looked

01:39:32.360 to him, and instantly he went into warfare mode like my wife did years earlier.

01:39:36.240 He walked over, put his hand on me, which felt like fire, and began praying boldly, saying,

01:39:41.280 I rebuke you and cast you out in the name of Jesus.

01:39:43.960 You can't have my dad.

01:39:45.900 Shit, man.

01:39:46.840 It left.

01:39:47.840 I cried.

01:39:48.620 He was stunned.

01:39:50.100 Neither my wife or my son have ever done anything like that before, and I don't think since.

01:39:55.240 Um, I'm the one who spent years studying spiritual warfare, but I didn't recognize the demons

01:40:00.580 influencing me.

01:40:01.860 Truly retarded.

01:40:03.020 That's how it goes.

01:40:04.080 That's how it goes.

01:40:05.340 Yeah, I mean, it's hard to see the things that are right in front of your face.

01:40:08.500 I mean, as I'm looking, every time I look at David, we see the things that are right

01:40:11.500 in front of my face.

01:40:12.820 Don't, don't do that.

01:40:14.620 What?

01:40:15.380 I'm just saying.

01:40:16.060 No, it's true.

01:40:17.400 Okay, can we finish this guy's story?

01:40:19.340 These days, I'm just trying to stay tuned into God's channels.

01:40:23.000 Gratitude is my go-to channel when I feel a wicked influence trying to come against me.

01:40:27.620 My greatest internal struggle these days is trying to find my purpose, my calling.

01:40:32.260 I want God to use me, but I think I have missed, uh, I have missed the opportunities.

01:40:37.080 Maybe squandered any gifts I might have had, so maybe I'm not all that useful to God anymore.

01:40:42.380 Really unsure.

01:40:43.980 I don't think that that's true.

01:40:45.140 No, yeah.

01:40:45.920 I don't think that it works like that.

01:40:48.380 I think sometimes-

01:40:49.680 Saul was a real faggot.

01:40:51.280 Who?

01:40:51.520 Oh, yeah, yeah.

01:40:52.180 There's, and yeah, there's really no time limit on this either.

01:40:55.280 Yeah.

01:40:56.780 Sometimes maybe you've put things aside that were supposed to be what you were supposed

01:41:02.900 to do and you didn't do it.

01:41:04.180 Somebody else has picked that up, but I think that there's always something left for you.

01:41:08.140 Not just left, but like something that you're going to do.

01:41:10.840 You know, I was feeling that way when it came to the whole reach out to Clint thing.

01:41:16.400 And I sort of chalked it up to this idea that the conversation that came of that impulse

01:41:25.780 or that calling to go and like, you know, whatever, make peace with Clint, what came of it was maybe

01:41:34.340 that was the point.

01:41:36.000 This is like, I didn't go to his house, but like, you know, we went and spoke to Pastor

01:41:38.700 Rick and all kinds of things came from that.

01:41:40.640 And I was like, maybe that was the point.

01:41:42.900 And, but I still wasn't sure.

01:41:46.460 So I kind of, uh, I felt the same way.

01:41:51.660 And I was like, what if I was supposed to do some shit and I didn't do some shit?

01:41:54.700 Is this like, I'm calling to God to, um, to keep me in alignment with his path and to,

01:42:01.780 you know, use me as a, as a servant.

01:42:06.020 And then it's like, God's like, okay, here's a thing to go do.

01:42:08.140 And I'm like, oh, I don't know, you know?

01:42:12.020 So that felt kind of dumb and gay.

01:42:14.380 So I, I did, I was like, all right, I at least have to reach out.

01:42:18.300 So I reached out.

01:42:19.660 Nothing happened.

01:42:21.960 I'm sure he read that and he was like, faggot.

01:42:26.100 I don't know.

01:42:27.040 I think so.

01:42:28.080 Yeah.

01:42:28.600 Again, I don't, I don't think much about these people besides they should stop using the artwork

01:42:34.340 that I've done for them.

01:42:35.880 Touche.

01:42:36.000 Anyway, so my greatest internal struggle these days is finding my purpose.

01:42:43.520 My calling.

01:42:44.400 Please.

01:42:44.660 Yes.

01:42:45.440 It's like something's missing.

01:42:46.740 We'll see if people like this shit.

01:42:48.140 But yeah, do you guys like it?

01:42:49.240 We'll ask the chat.

01:42:50.040 Cause we have a live chat.

01:42:50.920 Do you guys like the music?

01:42:52.540 Do you guys like when we do the music?

01:42:55.400 Can they answer faster?

01:42:56.960 All of a sudden Raven denies ever saying all of the sudden Raven's English teacher.

01:43:02.160 What the fuck are you doing in here?

01:43:03.400 Wow.

01:43:04.940 Is that anal, weenal Sexton?

01:43:08.780 Weenal Sexton.

01:43:09.780 What are you doing in here?

01:43:10.820 Um, all right.

01:43:11.600 So here we go.

01:43:12.420 I might've missed opportunities.

01:43:13.520 Maybe squandered any gifts I might've had.

01:43:16.260 Uh, so maybe I'm not that useful.

01:43:18.140 I still don't know.

01:43:19.380 I still don't have a clue what I want to be when I grow up.

01:43:22.560 One day I'll keep praying.

01:43:24.160 God will show me.

01:43:25.300 I'm very spiritually aware.

01:43:27.680 Uh, now and can recognize spiritual influence over people fairly easily.

01:43:33.340 Recognize lies, false teachings, false doctrines.

01:43:35.500 I wonder how you feel about us.

01:43:36.900 Right.

01:43:37.480 Well, here he is.

01:43:38.260 He's right now.

01:43:39.160 I guess that's something.

01:43:40.820 Um, for now I'm just enjoying living a peaceful demon free home.

01:43:44.520 And I thank God every day for that.

01:43:46.880 Aware American.

01:43:48.040 Oh, aware American.

01:43:48.860 I think I know aware American.

01:43:50.600 Thank you.

01:43:51.180 Thank you, Tyler, man.

01:43:52.160 That was, uh, that was great.

01:43:53.300 And it was cool to see you too, man.

01:43:55.240 Like you guys were out there doing the thing.

01:43:59.300 I can't believe you spent like $60 on ball gags though.

01:44:03.180 And more.

01:44:04.080 He bought the gimp mask too.

01:44:05.560 Oh, the gimp mask is probably.

01:44:06.640 I gave him a bunch of merch.

01:44:08.020 I gave him as much merch as I could.

01:44:09.820 Uh, Scott, Scott says, uh, music adds a tumultuous layer.

01:44:14.060 Don't know what that means, Scott, but perfect.

01:44:16.340 It's a turmoil.

01:44:16.640 It's like an ambiance of turmoil.

01:44:19.260 An ambiance of turmoil.

01:44:20.600 I'm pretty sure ambiance is a real word.

01:44:22.020 Don't fucking.

01:44:22.700 Mommy, mommy's mad at Scott.

01:44:24.820 Now that's fine.

01:44:25.680 But no, well, you called me fat.

01:44:27.260 It's getting late and I have to pick my wipe up.

01:44:30.160 My wife up in 15 minutes.

01:44:31.780 You called her wipe, which is pretty funny.

01:44:33.380 I gotta wipe my ass.

01:44:35.440 Do you want to go, uh, maybe we should ask it.

01:44:38.700 We have, we have, of course they're going to say yes.

01:44:41.260 Okay.

01:44:41.540 But what are you going to say?

01:44:42.720 I don't know.

01:44:43.660 Do you want to ask them?

01:44:44.400 I feel like I was off today because I took a nap and then I came here because it's, it's

01:44:49.100 just, it's a little different.

01:44:50.220 It's IRL.

01:44:50.800 No, it was, it was the nap that really screwed me over because we went to the hotel that

01:44:55.400 we stayed at was a, was not a great hotel.

01:44:57.400 And you know how the hotels connect with doors like to the next room?

01:45:00.900 Yeah.

01:45:01.320 Well, the people that were like, it sounded like it was the walls are made of paper.

01:45:05.180 They were just clapping cheeks.

01:45:06.520 No, no, no.

01:45:06.900 It was, it was like a family of fucking like 10 or something.

01:45:10.160 Oh yeah.

01:45:10.740 And so just little fucking apes screaming and I did not sleep worth a shit.

01:45:15.320 Um, and it turns out we were, that was the poor section of it.

01:45:18.720 That's what my wife told me.

01:45:19.760 Um, so, so she was like, we paid for the pores.

01:45:22.900 So, um, but I don't know.

01:45:25.060 Okay.

01:45:25.400 So guys, what he wants to know is we have lapel mics or not even lapel mics.

01:45:30.520 What are they called?

01:45:31.380 Um, yeah, they're, uh, they're lapel mics.

01:45:33.280 Okay.

01:45:33.560 They're like really good quality.

01:45:36.360 Okay.

01:45:36.840 We've got a professional camera that can hook up to it.

01:45:39.420 We have a, uh, town full of old people, which I don't even know the legality of doing this

01:45:44.220 in this town.

01:45:44.880 We're going to record them having sex.

01:45:47.800 Should we do it?

01:45:50.320 No, we're going to go around.

01:45:51.920 We want to, we're going to go around and say, have you ever had a supernatural experience?

01:45:57.180 Yeah.

01:45:57.400 We really need signs, but like, well, why don't we get some signage?

01:46:00.400 You got to, you know, a sign guy.

01:46:02.800 We got a lot of signs.

01:46:04.080 We can get a nice sign.

01:46:05.000 The reason why I'm not going to do a sign right now is because-

01:46:07.540 Is it draws too much attention?

01:46:08.680 Yeah.

01:46:08.980 Well, we're supposed to draw attention to get them.

01:46:11.120 What I want to do is like, so maybe whoever's going, I got to record or you got to record.

01:46:15.980 Yeah.

01:46:16.320 You approach the person and be like, Hey, I'm doing a show.

01:46:19.720 You look close to death.

01:46:20.920 You look, yeah.

01:46:21.740 I'm doing a show about supernatural experiences.

01:46:23.780 We have some giveaways for, uh, uh, Van Man.

01:46:26.660 We have some like free products and stuff.

01:46:28.220 It was like, do you have any supernatural experiences?

01:46:30.860 Do you, do you have five minutes?

01:46:31.860 If they say yes, cool.

01:46:33.900 We start recording right there.

01:46:35.140 Boom.

01:46:35.500 You know, it'd be funny too, is we could even do Van Man commercials where we, we go, would

01:46:39.460 you mind if we just catch like a few seconds of us giving you the product and they go like,

01:46:43.420 Oh, sure.

01:46:44.280 And then we go, we're here with this person.

01:46:46.500 And we just fucking brush their teeth.

01:46:48.180 We just start rubbing an ointment on their face and brushing their teeth with the powder.

01:46:53.020 I think that would be good.

01:46:54.140 Um, of course they're going to like it.

01:46:55.860 Do you guys think that we should go and talk to interview old people who are close to death

01:46:59.740 and who have had undoubtedly experiences of spookiness?

01:47:03.260 Um, IRL style.

01:47:05.160 This camera is quite fuzzy.

01:47:07.520 There's no way.

01:47:09.300 Well, it looks fuzzy to me, but that's because it's not a projector.

01:47:12.220 Yeah.

01:47:12.620 I'm looking at it right now and I don't look fat.

01:47:17.220 Does it look good though?

01:47:19.160 Yeah, it looks really great.

01:47:20.400 Okay.

01:47:20.700 So what the fuck?

01:47:21.620 These people.

01:47:22.340 All right.

01:47:22.680 You know what?

01:47:23.220 Do I look fat?

01:47:24.040 Maybe we'll do this.

01:47:24.960 Maybe we won't.

01:47:26.140 Um, we need to fuck it.

01:47:27.580 I need to figure out how to get my shoes in the shot a little bit better because these

01:47:30.900 are dope.

01:47:31.340 Maybe I'll just hang them up here right there on David's.

01:47:34.360 I think I'm going to keep wearing pants and then I'm going to pull the pants up real high.

01:47:37.780 Look at these.

01:47:38.540 I'm going to keep showing off my calf.

01:47:39.720 All right, guys, this is enough is enough guys.

01:47:41.460 Thank you for coming out.

01:47:43.800 Guys, uh, L's in the chat if I don't look fat.

01:47:48.940 L's in the chat if I don't look fat, guys.

01:47:50.600 L's in the chat if I don't look fat, guys.

01:47:52.460 Obey some of the complies.

01:47:53.420 The greatest hypnotist on planet Earth is a oblong box in the corner of the room.

01:47:59.800 It is constantly telling us what to believe is real.

01:48:03.640 You can persuade us that what they see with their eyes is what there is to see.

01:48:08.960 Because they'll fill the face of an expedition that portrays the bigger picture of what's in the world.

01:48:17.600 And they have.

01:48:18.320 All right.

01:48:18.420 All right.

01:48:18.840 See ya.

01:48:19.120 All right.

01:48:19.940 All right.

01:48:21.280 We'll then.

01:48:26.380 We'll do it.

01:48:26.860 Okay.

01:48:27.460 You guys will do it.

01:48:27.760 OK.

01:48:28.040 All right.

Nephilim Death Squad - July 25, 2025

028：Disorientating - NDS Chronicles

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