Nephilim Death Squad - 031： Abbo-ducted - NDS Chronicles

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00:01:49.060 Nethalin Death Squad is recorded in front of a live audience.

00:02:17.180 Viewer discretion is advised.

00:02:25.620 We are being hypnotized by people like this.

00:02:31.820 Newsreaders, politicians, teachers, lecturers. 0.99

00:02:36.060 We are in a country and in a world that is being run by unbelievably sick people.

00:02:44.240 The chasm between what we're told is going on and what is really going on is absolutely normal.

00:02:51.340 Oh, yeah, dude. 1.00

00:02:52.480 There's some Nephilim shit. 0.99

00:02:53.640 It's like we all know what's going down, but no one's saying shit what happened to the home of the brave. 1.00

00:02:59.100 These munchies, they controlling us now. 1.00

00:03:01.100 I know we're talking about how they made us not to be slaves.

00:03:04.240 And everybody's just walking around, heading to clouds.

00:03:07.000 I want to wake up to a dead in the grave.

00:03:09.440 But unless you may, we need to be ready to raise up.

00:03:12.240 Welcome to the end of day.

00:03:13.980 Everybody is slaves.

00:03:15.420 Only some are aware that the government releasing poison in their hands.

00:03:19.120 Yeah, I don't like it.

00:03:49.120 Oh, it is doing the flashy thing, too.

00:03:50.520 You can see it on the other screen.

00:03:52.180 Unbelievable.

00:03:53.240 We have all this new technology, ladies and gentlemen.

00:03:55.380 We were so set up, so nice.

00:03:57.040 It was so cool.

00:03:57.740 Maybe this is recording?

00:03:59.260 Oh, don't stop recording.

00:04:00.360 Is that bad?

00:04:00.880 Oh, I guess it doesn't matter.

00:04:01.740 It's recording here.

00:04:02.600 Yeah.

00:04:03.480 Let's see what happens.

00:04:04.460 Anyway, guys, if you sign up at patreon.com backslash Nephilim Death Squad, you can continue

00:04:08.200 watching this episode when we go behind the paywall sometime around the 30-minute mark.

00:04:11.720 Also, gain access to episodes before the general public does.

00:04:14.960 We're almost done with our backlog.

00:04:17.940 Oh, wait.

00:04:18.300 If I was supposed to be pulling up Patreon.

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00:04:20.260 You're really excited about the switcher.

00:04:22.440 It's very cool, right?

00:04:23.060 Do you guys notice that it's switching?

00:04:25.340 Isn't that cool?

00:04:26.280 Are you guys really...

00:04:27.060 You should be proud of us.

00:04:28.060 It only took us almost two years.

00:04:30.280 Nephilim Death Squad has been a show now for almost two years, and we finally got a very

00:04:34.700 tiny Asian person is sat in the corner of a room. 1.00

00:04:37.740 Nancy, shut your fucking mouth. 1.00

00:04:38.820 Just be quiet over there. 1.00

00:04:39.160 Shut the hell up over there. 1.00

00:04:40.940 Also, did you see the awesome intro? 0.97

00:04:44.100 That was really wonderful.

00:04:44.860 I didn't know that we were going to have an intro.

00:04:46.300 I know.

00:04:46.580 We're full of surprises today.

00:04:47.620 I thought that was really nice.

00:04:48.800 That was really exciting.

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00:04:56.540 So today, we were supposed to have a guest, but nobody wants to come on this fucking show. 0.98

00:05:02.200 So I guess we're going to do, we're going to read some more of your chronicles, some 0.96

00:05:07.960 more of your issues that you keep sending to us.

00:05:11.060 We can't help you with them, but we can exploit them for your viewing pleasure.

00:05:17.480 Yeah.

00:05:18.080 Right?

00:05:18.560 No, yeah, it absolutely can't help.

00:05:20.100 I mean, we've read some tragic stories from you guys.

00:05:22.780 Like, we've seen some videos of you guys.

00:05:26.120 It's horrible.

00:05:26.720 Yeah, yeah.

00:05:27.420 It's horrific.

00:05:28.240 I do wonder, though, because we were supposed to have a guest down.

00:05:30.280 We were going to talk about Elon Musk and whether or not he's the Antichrist, and it

00:05:33.120 was going to be fascinating.

00:05:34.020 It was something that I was genuinely interested in.

00:05:37.040 And I think I've really stopped saying racist things.

00:05:40.380 I've been trying lately.

00:05:41.860 Shout out to the guy who-

00:05:42.640 We got called out for that.

00:05:43.580 Yeah.

00:05:43.680 Shout out to the guy who told Ed Mabry that we use the N-word a lot.

00:05:46.700 He said, you know, he told Ed, he's like, these guys are using the word liberally.

00:05:51.280 Yeah.

00:05:51.420 And I was like, fair, raven, using the word liberally.

00:05:56.700 Well, well, I mean, yeah, I guess.

00:05:59.480 Yeah.

00:05:59.960 You reap what you sow is what I've taken back from this.

00:06:03.320 But Ed Mabry not turned off whatsoever.

00:06:05.380 We will see him soon.

00:06:06.340 We were supposed to see him this Thursday.

00:06:08.480 I'm sorry, this Friday.

00:06:09.860 But I have a little family thing. 0.95

00:06:10.900 David said he's a nigger, so- 1.00

00:06:12.160 Oh, God. 1.00

00:06:13.300 Unbelievable.

00:06:14.000 Can we hit the button?

00:06:15.380 Okay, okay.

00:06:16.200 All right.

00:06:16.620 All right.

00:06:17.220 Don't do that.

00:06:17.760 Don't do that.

00:06:17.780 Don't do that.

00:06:17.840 Don't do that.

00:06:18.400 Don't say that.

00:06:18.980 Don't say that.

00:06:19.200 Come on.

00:06:19.460 Unbelievable.

00:06:19.900 We're trying to clean it up on the show because it's heavy on my heart that I keep watching

00:06:26.740 all these horrifying things.

00:06:28.480 You know, for those of you who have been wondering where Timeline Cleanse went, it went just to

00:06:34.140 the side because all I'm doing is watching people die.

00:06:37.480 Yeah.

00:06:37.720 I'm watching people assault one another while their children scream in horror. 0.99

00:06:42.320 And by people, I mean black people. 0.99

00:06:43.780 Let's be honest.

00:06:44.380 That's what I'm seeing a lot of.

00:06:45.240 And I don't know if that's just what I'm being fed.

00:06:47.100 See what I mean?

00:06:47.300 He's not so bad. 0.97

00:06:48.620 No, I said black people. 0.91

00:06:50.140 Reasonable. 0.90

00:06:50.680 All right.

00:06:51.020 I'm a reasonable man.

00:06:52.360 And it's just gotten to the extent that I just want to look away, especially because

00:06:57.360 now it feels like the race war has officially hit.

00:07:01.180 It's been commercialized.

00:07:02.620 And what I mean by that is you have like the Sidney Sweeney thing, right?

00:07:05.360 Are you doing the Tim Pool thing right now?

00:07:07.260 What's that mean?

00:07:07.920 Oh, it's a race war. 0.70

00:07:09.460 It's a race war. 0.75

00:07:10.160 Every three months, a race war is coming.

00:07:12.040 Which is cool.

00:07:13.040 I don't think it's not a race war. 1.00

00:07:14.380 It's just another PSYOP or whatever.

00:07:16.780 Well, I think they would like.

00:07:18.560 Don't you agree that they would like if there was a race war? 0.81

00:07:25.740 Maybe.

00:07:26.980 I don't know.

00:07:27.980 I don't know. 0.97

00:07:28.440 I feel like they would enjoy it if we killed each other. 0.55

00:07:30.660 It would just be more distraction from what? 0.98

00:07:33.380 All sorts of things.

00:07:34.320 From us not getting our guest on.

00:07:35.940 Right.

00:07:36.380 Apparently.

00:07:37.060 From Elon must be in the Antichrist.

00:07:38.820 But the point of what I'm saying is that now that Sidney Sweeney is doing like a I have

00:07:44.580 good genes thing, right?

00:07:46.880 I'm completely checked out.

00:07:47.940 It's for the best.

00:07:48.740 I've got no idea what's going on.

00:07:49.740 Let me just plow through it.

00:07:50.780 Okay, go ahead.

00:07:51.700 Sidney Sweeney is doing that.

00:07:54.320 Beyonce has like a clap back or retort. 1.00

00:07:58.700 And then even Dunkin' Donuts does a like.

00:08:01.260 Dunkin' Donuts?

00:08:02.280 Yeah.

00:08:02.540 Is involved in the race war?

00:08:03.620 The race war runs on Dunkin'.

00:08:07.520 I love it.

00:08:08.120 Okay.

00:08:08.440 You need some coffee if you want to.

00:08:09.860 I'm back in.

00:08:10.640 So all I'm saying is that even they have commercials that seem to be like hinting at white supremacy

00:08:18.060 in the strictest terms.

00:08:19.460 Like in a good way?

00:08:20.820 Yeah. 0.99

00:08:21.060 Like white people crush. 0.99

00:08:22.840 Oh. 0.99

00:08:23.580 Yeah.

00:08:23.880 I think white people have just been so demoralized that when you're like, no, you guys kind of

00:08:27.980 crush.

00:08:28.480 They're like, I think that there's a race war. 0.99

00:08:31.420 Well, you're allowed to say yas to fat black queens, but you're just not allowed to say 0.99

00:08:38.580 yas to white people for whiteness. 0.99

00:08:42.460 Okay. 0.67

00:08:42.920 But anyway, now they're doing that.

00:08:44.160 But now you are.

00:08:44.380 Now you are.

00:08:45.440 And so I'm like, oh, okay.

00:08:46.900 Now that it's crossed the cultural threshold to the point where corporations are putting

00:08:54.580 it into their ads, I go, okay, now, now it's time for me to step back.

00:08:57.580 I only like doing a thing when it's contrarian, I think.

00:09:01.240 Well, yeah.

00:09:02.460 Yeah, me too.

00:09:03.000 But I want to go back to what you're saying.

00:09:04.740 So just because now the culture is moving back towards white people again, you know,

00:09:10.780 in a way. 0.70

00:09:11.500 Now I'm moving away from white people. 1.00

00:09:13.280 And you're moving away from white people. 0.97

00:09:14.620 I go, you know what, man? 0.97

00:09:15.640 I'm not too pumped about these whites.

00:09:17.660 Yeah, I don't know. 0.99

00:09:18.600 I, I, oh, look, uh, channel Exodus says, what's the, the best place if I have a fucking, 0.96

00:09:22.940 oh, there it is. 0.96

00:09:23.840 What is the best place to live chat with these brownies? 1.00

00:09:27.300 Oh, downies.

00:09:27.860 I'm sorry.

00:09:28.400 Uh, when they are talking in real time, I mean, I guess right here is fine.

00:09:32.480 Look, it's probably better to go to, uh, patreon.com.

00:09:36.080 Oh, that's the best place.

00:09:37.180 Slash Nephilim death squad, because you can get behind the scenes.

00:09:39.480 Show someone from behind the scenes.

00:09:40.960 Oh, oh, somebody from behind the scenes. 1.00

00:09:42.540 Damn it, David. 0.99

00:09:43.200 Okay. 1.00

00:09:43.620 Uh, here we go.

00:09:44.300 The race war runs on Duncan.

00:09:47.160 Can you, we make that a shirt?

00:09:48.640 You got to see the ad first.

00:09:49.760 The race war runs on Duncan, but see how sunny today is, uh, got no icon.

00:09:54.080 Well, that's because he has priority and is in a special place called patreon.com backslash

00:09:58.040 Nephilim death squad.

00:09:59.120 Yes, era.

00:09:59.980 We are live.

00:10:00.900 We are actually live.

00:10:03.440 Um, let's see what this is.

00:10:04.840 All I can think of right now is Trevor on WK UK skits swinging the bat.

00:10:09.740 Come on, dude.

00:10:10.700 Race war. 0.70

00:10:11.460 I don't know.

00:10:11.760 Oh, why does kids, you know, I actually missed out on that entire show.

00:10:14.300 Uh, and I, much to my lamentations, lamentations.

00:10:19.160 Close enough for me.

00:10:20.260 I'm just, I'm enjoying, I'm enjoying like just talking to the chat like this.

00:10:24.320 It's kind of fun.

00:10:25.280 I like it, but I think we should ignore them from now on.

00:10:27.320 Oh, should we?

00:10:28.200 I mean, I like the interaction.

00:10:30.160 It's nice to talk to them sometimes.

00:10:31.640 If you guys want to talk to us, you can.

00:10:34.080 Patreon.com.

00:10:36.940 Email us at, no, for real.

00:10:38.120 Email us at Chronicles.

00:10:38.940 It was the last time we asked, uh, for emails.

00:10:41.160 They sent a bunch.

00:10:42.040 Oh, we received.

00:10:42.600 Yeah.

00:10:42.840 Yeah.

00:10:43.380 Ask and ye shall receive.

00:10:44.900 That's how it goes.

00:10:45.820 I think we should start getting into it.

00:10:47.280 I saw some headlines that were good and I don't know what Nancy did so far.

00:10:50.780 Right.

00:10:51.260 But I see one of these documents that's untitled.

00:10:53.640 Okay.

00:10:53.880 It's just telling, it's asking me again for my blood type. 1.00

00:10:56.580 Ah, this bitch. 1.00

00:10:57.780 Very weird. 1.00

00:10:58.760 She really wants my blood type. 0.83

00:11:00.080 I might give it to her.

00:11:01.940 Um, yeah.

00:11:02.740 See what happens if you give an answer to you.

00:11:03.400 What is she going to do? 0.63

00:11:04.100 What the heck? 0.97

00:11:04.400 She could clone you. 1.00

00:11:05.680 Look, look, we've gotten high praise from Donut.

00:11:07.900 Donut says camera and set lighting are beautiful.

00:11:10.940 You're a beautiful Donut.

00:11:12.180 Or missing is you, baby boy.

00:11:13.960 Where are you at, Donut?

00:11:14.940 We got our, uh, we have extra mics over here, Donut.

00:11:17.780 We've got a bunch of cameras.

00:11:19.780 So when you come over, you're going to film a show right here.

00:11:22.360 Yeah.

00:11:22.540 Next time Donut's in the house when he's done walking the property with your father

00:11:26.480 and admiring the, the beautiful landscaping, uh, he should come inside.

00:11:29.700 We should do a show.

00:11:30.340 Okay.

00:11:30.780 So, so we're not going to read Brody.

00:11:32.940 Um, sorry, Brody.

00:11:37.940 I'm sorry, Brody.

00:11:38.780 It's just a lot.

00:11:39.500 You know what it was?

00:11:40.160 It was like last minute.

00:11:41.080 So like we were, we were supposed to, again, we're supposed to have a guest and then we're

00:11:44.340 like, no guests.

00:11:45.120 Let's do Chronicles.

00:11:45.940 And I said, do you want to do, uh, yeah.

00:11:47.880 Mother horse eyes.

00:11:48.680 He said, well, you said no too.

00:11:50.320 Also, can I just briefly interject?

00:11:52.220 I am sweating.

00:11:53.520 It is so hot in Top's house.

00:11:54.920 When you walk in at Top's house, you experience what I would consider, uh, outside of this

00:12:00.480 room is cold.

00:12:01.280 Well, the inside of this room, it's a bit of a flop sweat.

00:12:03.620 I will just say, here's some inside baseball about Top's house.

00:12:06.440 Yeah.

00:12:06.860 This is not really a room.

00:12:08.860 I built this and I framed it out.

00:12:11.220 This was a staircase before you can't even see in here.

00:12:14.080 There was a staircase like Harry Potter.

00:12:15.580 This is my front door.

00:12:17.420 This one.

00:12:17.780 Oh, that's your front door.

00:12:18.880 Yeah.

00:12:19.240 So that air conditioning unit is not supposed to be here.

00:12:22.680 That, that vent.

00:12:23.500 I put that here.

00:12:24.480 Oh, so you just did it badly.

00:12:25.900 No, I mean, listen, there's one system.

00:12:27.500 It's pushing out to like three or four different things and it's a large space.

00:12:31.060 So that doesn't help me, dude.

00:12:32.500 I am, I am considering taking my pants off.

00:12:35.060 Breathe less.

00:12:35.920 Just breathe less.

00:12:36.860 You know what doesn't breathe?

00:12:38.060 Denim.

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00:13:19.140 Hashtag make a play.

00:13:22.080 Why are you wearing pants?

00:13:23.700 Wow.

00:13:24.160 You got to wear shorts.

00:13:24.940 I just go to a man's house, you wear pants. 0.99

00:13:26.900 Okay, so let's go to so he doesn't rape you. 1.00

00:13:30.180 That's exactly it. 0.96

00:13:31.160 Denim is a hard fabric to penetrate.

00:13:32.600 Keep it a standard Puerto Rican temperature in here, like a nice 86 degrees.

00:13:36.560 Too hot.

00:13:37.440 Too hot.

00:13:38.100 Oh, see, Channel Exodus also gets it.

00:13:40.180 Top is a sand person.

00:13:41.920 See, everybody's doing their best to not use slurs anymore.

00:13:45.180 And, you know, you should think about that.

00:13:47.500 Okay, let's go to 729, syncretism, which may be a made-up word, and I'm a big fan of it.

00:13:54.080 Syncretism.

00:13:54.720 Syncretism, which is like synchronizations.

00:13:57.040 Maybe. 0.99

00:13:57.420 Holy shit, dude. 1.00

00:13:58.500 What is this? 0.99

00:13:59.600 Okay, I don't even know if we can read this.

00:14:01.040 I don't think we can read this.

00:14:02.700 This is high quality.

00:14:05.540 Hold on a second.

00:14:06.960 Hold on.

00:14:08.020 Hold on.

00:14:08.740 Yeah.

00:14:09.280 Addressing the chat again.

00:14:10.540 Mm-hmm.

00:14:11.500 Clint said that the TV is glitching, and he wants to trade it back for a new one and make

00:14:15.700 it considerably.

00:14:16.380 I need that.

00:14:18.040 I need that TV back.

00:14:20.260 Somebody tell Clint Russell, we need the TV back.

00:14:22.380 We need it back.

00:14:23.200 It's actually my TV.

00:14:24.420 Yeah, it's my TV.

00:14:25.160 And I only have two TVs and a projector in this room.

00:14:28.760 Look at my Doc Martens, dude.

00:14:30.020 Look at that. 1.00

00:14:30.460 I got a buckle on my fucking shoes. 1.00

00:14:32.220 Do more fucking TVs. 1.00

00:14:33.120 How cool is that? 1.00

00:14:34.060 Anywho.

00:14:34.560 How dare you?

00:14:35.020 I don't think we could read this.

00:14:36.440 There's a lot of stuff going on.

00:14:37.900 This is insane.

00:14:38.720 There's stages.

00:14:39.920 I'm going to try to read a little bit of it.

00:14:41.680 There's emojis.

00:14:43.040 There's a lot of emojis.

00:14:44.520 You know, and I appreciate the use of rather obscure and unutilized emojis.

00:14:49.660 Maybe we shouldn't have asked for...

00:14:52.060 You know what?

00:14:53.180 We got an email from Nate.

00:14:57.620 Is that up here?

00:14:58.800 No, wait.

00:14:59.200 Nate, Nate.

00:14:59.920 Nate.

00:15:00.320 Sweet Nate.

00:15:00.920 Sweet Nate. 1.00

00:15:01.380 Oh, shit, dude. 0.99

00:15:02.640 That's cool. 1.00

00:15:03.200 I like Nate.

00:15:03.760 Well, I'm inclined to not read this.

00:15:07.300 I'm inclined to hit Nancy.

00:15:09.420 Okay, I'm going to give it a chance.

00:15:10.900 It says...

00:15:11.500 Okay, go ahead.

00:15:12.180 Brace yourself.

00:15:13.420 We have actually some banger emails from Matthew Lane.

00:15:17.200 Okay, yeah, that's great.

00:15:18.780 Shout out, Matthew Lane.

00:15:19.980 Nate from Reality's Ours.

00:15:21.980 Right, yeah.

00:15:22.680 We're going to read those.

00:15:23.300 I felt like that was a given, that it was Reality's Ours, Nate, but we should say that.

00:15:27.160 Yeah.

00:15:27.300 We should say it.

00:15:27.800 I love Nate from Reality's Ours.

00:15:29.320 Anywho.

00:15:29.640 Yes.

00:15:30.620 Brace yourself.

00:15:31.020 He's a bad person, but I really like him.

00:15:32.340 Oh, he's a terrible person, and that's kind of why I like him.

00:15:34.420 Okay, go ahead.

00:15:35.000 Go ahead.

00:15:35.480 Brace yourself.

00:15:36.080 I'm setting this stuff up.

00:15:36.680 That's the third time I've said it.

00:15:37.820 Say it again.

00:15:38.880 Brace yourself.

00:15:40.600 Here comes the raw schematic of how the true name of God's Son was masked and how the empire

00:15:48.980 encoded its own. 0.99

00:15:51.140 Damn. 1.00

00:15:51.460 All right, dude. 1.00

00:15:51.940 That's fucking... 1.00

00:15:52.940 Let's give it a whirl. 0.99

00:15:55.180 And I'm telling you, I might abandon this because of the use of emojis and just the schizophrenic 0.86

00:16:01.160 nature of it all.

00:16:01.760 I might read a little bit and go, not for me, but we'll give it a shot.

00:16:06.220 The scroll of synchronic substitution.

00:16:10.920 By the way, did you see...

00:16:12.560 I don't know what you're even talking about, but did you see the guy that said that the

00:16:17.380 shroud of tour?

00:16:18.620 And he reminded me when he said scroll.

00:16:20.140 Oh, yeah.

00:16:20.460 They just went...

00:16:21.360 It's an art project.

00:16:22.560 He's like, by the way, it's fake.

00:16:23.720 And I was like...

00:16:24.140 Then I looked at the guy and I was like, this guy has a really big nose.

00:16:27.140 I don't think...

00:16:27.840 Did you look at...

00:16:28.380 Did we do an early life check on him?

00:16:30.280 I didn't have to.

00:16:31.600 You just saw his nose.

00:16:33.040 You know, when you get good enough at this kind of stuff, David...

00:16:35.680 Physiognomy.

00:16:36.360 The early life check is just your eyes.

00:16:38.500 True.

00:16:39.200 It's just a gut feeling that I get.

00:16:41.340 Just initially.

00:16:43.040 It's there to...

00:16:44.380 Like the Wikipedia version is only there to confirm.

00:16:47.020 It's like training wheels until you realize every single time I feel it, there's a corresponding

00:16:51.300 Wikipedia submission.

00:16:52.820 And so now I trust this.

00:16:55.080 It's like the spoon.

00:16:55.860 Like there is no spoon.

00:16:57.120 Right.

00:16:57.320 There isn't...

00:16:58.140 They're always...

00:16:59.140 It's a nose, though.

00:17:00.020 It's crazy.

00:17:00.600 Whatever.

00:17:00.940 Continue to read.

00:17:01.680 You were talking about a scroll or something like that.

00:17:03.200 The scroll of syncretic substitution.

00:17:05.640 Yeah.

00:17:09.300 Unredacted.

00:17:09.720 I didn't...

00:17:10.420 I felt like he misspelled it and I was second guessing myself.

00:17:13.400 Unredacted timeline of suppression, masking, and pagan rebranding.

00:17:17.420 Stage one.

00:17:19.140 We have a story from Heffalumps. 1.00

00:17:21.300 Let's get out of there.

00:17:21.980 Let's go check out Heffalumps, okay? 1.00

00:17:23.700 I don't...

00:17:24.020 Just something about the way this is formatted, dude.

00:17:26.860 Don't like it.

00:17:27.660 It's not good.

00:17:28.580 Hold on.

00:17:29.060 Hold on.

00:17:29.400 Hold on.

00:17:29.800 I'm putting it up there now.

00:17:31.000 We have Jacob.

00:17:32.500 We have Summer Camp Succubus.

00:17:34.020 That sounds a lot of fun.

00:17:35.660 Oh, is that...

00:17:36.940 Summer Camp Succubus.

00:17:39.160 That sounds like a song.

00:17:40.640 Yeah.

00:17:40.820 That's true.

00:17:41.120 Nice guy. 0.97

00:17:41.580 We're fucking live. 0.95

00:17:42.600 Look, did you guys notice I have like a little... 0.99

00:17:45.000 He got a mouse.

00:17:47.540 I gave him a mouse.

00:17:48.340 I feel powerful.

00:17:49.220 It's nice.

00:17:50.100 You know what would be funny?

00:17:50.720 What if I just unplugged it and didn't do anything?

00:17:52.780 Lucky Sky Blizzard is here.

00:17:54.620 I don't know who you are.

00:17:55.540 I don't know, but they're here.

00:17:56.720 All right.

00:17:57.060 Let's...

00:17:57.340 Yeah.

00:17:57.440 Let's read it.

00:17:58.180 Let's read this.

00:17:59.060 What are we going to read?

00:18:00.540 You just said it like I knew what it was.

00:18:02.320 Summer Camp Succubus.

00:18:03.560 We have Chad, NDE's and Dreams, and we also have Jacob.

00:18:08.220 We've got some bangers.

00:18:09.240 Unless that's Yacoub.

00:18:10.700 Hold on.

00:18:11.100 This guy's...

00:18:11.580 His name is Mark.

00:18:13.000 There's some...

00:18:13.560 I'm sorry, guys.

00:18:14.260 We're not prepared.

00:18:15.360 Okay.

00:18:15.580 I'm picking Jacob because he's the next one in chronological order.

00:18:18.600 I don't think we should do that. 1.00

00:18:20.000 Fuck off, dude. 1.00

00:18:20.820 It's pretty long. 1.00

00:18:23.100 Near-death experiences is in it.

00:18:25.340 Abduction attempt is in it.

00:18:27.180 Okay.

00:18:27.400 We're reading this one.

00:18:27.940 This is so disrespectful.

00:18:29.700 There's a shadow in the hallway.

00:18:30.860 Well, look.

00:18:31.300 Don't write to... 1.00

00:18:32.500 We know that you guys are schizophrenic, but at least structure your shit in a way that 1.00

00:18:36.860 makes me feel like you're only as bad as we are, or at least in the general ballpark. 1.00

00:18:40.980 If you're like Leon...

00:18:42.920 Remember Leon?

00:18:44.140 Yeah.

00:18:44.620 If you're like that, I don't want to read what you have to say.

00:18:47.280 Oh, so Lucky Skyblazer messaged us also. 0.99

00:18:51.160 Oh, shit. 1.00

00:18:51.660 He's like, that's my fucking... 1.00

00:18:52.540 Oh, this is his story. 1.00

00:18:54.440 This is his story.

00:18:55.240 This is what you're talking about.

00:18:56.080 Lucky. 1.00

00:18:56.600 What the fuck are you talking about, dude? 0.99

00:18:58.580 Read the first email troll. 1.00

00:19:01.520 It's a troll. 0.76

00:19:02.400 Yeah, exactly.

00:19:03.040 So we're not supposed to read this.

00:19:04.240 Okay.

00:19:04.540 Okay.

00:19:04.820 All right.

00:19:05.080 All right.

00:19:06.700 Raven dresses like a Regan. 0.73

00:19:07.920 I dress normally.

00:19:09.500 All right.

00:19:09.740 All right.

00:19:09.920 Let's go.

00:19:10.240 This is bad.

00:19:10.720 This is bad TV.

00:19:11.820 Okay. 0.98

00:19:12.620 Hello to the most dangerous of retards. 1.00

00:19:15.660 Hello to you, Jacob. 0.97

00:19:16.700 Hi, Jacob.

00:19:17.200 Hi, Jacob.

00:19:18.080 Hello.

00:19:18.680 I wrote out this story Taylor made for you guys, and Top thought he read it.

00:19:23.700 He got mad and told you to skip past it.

00:19:26.720 I have returned to share my truth. 1.00

00:19:28.340 You're an asshole, dude. 1.00

00:19:29.480 Not you, Jacob. 1.00

00:19:30.380 Top is an asshole. 1.00

00:19:30.980 I'm pretty sure that we've read this. 1.00

00:19:33.960 Could be.

00:19:34.360 I just feel like we read this already.

00:19:35.820 I feel like he missed the episode where we read it, but we can try it.

00:19:39.120 We can do it.

00:19:39.580 All right.

00:19:39.800 Try it.

00:19:40.120 Try it.

00:19:40.400 I had already spoken about Anubis in my first DMT trip, but this was the rest.

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00:20:18.700 The reason why it took so long to get out to everybody is because of how it was designed.

00:20:23.340 It wasn't t-shirt friendly, but now it is, and it's going to come in a lot of different

00:20:26.960 colors.

00:20:27.600 You know what's funny?

00:20:28.280 You were like, I changed that design, and then it immediately cut to...

00:20:32.880 Yeah.

00:20:33.420 And it was like that?

00:20:34.720 Because it does what I say.

00:20:35.720 Wow.

00:20:36.480 Good job, tiny Asian person. 1.00

00:20:38.680 The last time I smoked DMT, though, it was completely different.

00:20:42.640 This time, I saw what I can only describe as an angel.

00:20:46.780 It started as a fiery ball, then morphed into these spinning rings covered in eyes. 1.00

00:20:51.160 Oh, shit. 1.00

00:20:51.620 Well, fear, fear, fear not. 1.00

00:20:53.380 The rings moved in ways that didn't seem possible, and then they shifted again, forming a woman's 0.78

00:21:00.220 face surrounded by flames and seemingly was made out of a topaz-like stone.

00:21:04.780 Topaz is blue, no?

00:21:06.800 Is topaz blue?

00:21:07.900 I don't know.

00:21:08.220 Chat, is topaz blue?

00:21:09.560 Is this real, chat?

00:21:10.400 Here we go.

00:21:14.780 She didn't say anything, but her presence was powerful, almost overwhelming.

00:21:20.000 Then, just like that, she was gone.

00:21:23.580 I've recently been hearing and seeing a lot of this Sophia entity, only vaguely aware of Sophia.

00:21:30.580 I think we might have talked to Nate.

00:21:34.320 No, not Nate.

00:21:34.840 Maybe it was Thomas Paternoid American, and he briefly brought that up one time.

00:21:38.760 Anyway.

00:21:39.000 Yeah.

00:21:39.240 What, it was Sophia the AI, or is that something different?

00:21:42.860 I don't know.

00:21:43.480 All right.

00:21:43.900 Well, you know, we've done a lot of episodes, and I see them every once in a while, and I go,

00:21:48.440 oh my god, I can't even believe we talked about that.

00:21:49.780 You know, it's crazy.

00:21:50.420 I scroll to the bottom.

00:21:51.340 There's no notes from Nancy on this.

00:21:53.140 Nancy?

00:21:53.620 What the f-

00:21:54.400 All right.

00:21:54.840 That's fine.

00:21:55.440 You think we would, like, I'd like some context for what Sophia is, Nancy?

00:21:59.080 We don't know.

00:22:00.600 That's fine.

00:22:01.180 Go ahead.

00:22:01.520 Really slacking.

00:22:02.600 Ever since we shrunk her down and put her in the corner of the room to run the auto-switcher,

00:22:05.720 things have really degraded.

00:22:08.960 Hold on.

00:22:09.520 Lucky Sky Blazer said that we interrupted his game by stuttering his email.

00:22:14.360 I don't know what you're talking about.

00:22:15.620 What game are you at, huh?

00:22:17.360 What are you playing?

00:22:18.100 What game are you playing at?

00:22:19.080 I don't know what he's doing.

00:22:20.180 All right.

00:22:20.560 Here we go.

00:22:21.800 Boo, boo, boo, boo. 1.00

00:22:23.900 So I've recently been hearing and seeing a lot of this Sophia entity, not knowing if it's

00:22:27.840 a good or a bad thing that I've experienced.

00:22:30.780 I heard a few of your show describe her this way, too.

00:22:33.180 Okay, so clearly we have talked about it.

00:22:35.060 Apparently we have, yeah.

00:22:36.540 That seems to be exactly what I experienced.

00:22:38.980 I wish you would tell us what we said, because what sticks with me is that neither Anubis nor the

00:22:45.660 angel were things I had ever thought of before.

00:22:49.180 I had no prior imagery or knowledge of them, which makes the experiences feel even stranger.

00:22:54.660 These moments pushed me from being agnostic to really questioning what else is out there.

00:22:59.720 But looking back, these weren't my first weird experiences.

00:23:05.580 Can I just say, when he goes back and he talks about the rings of eyes moving in a way that

00:23:09.560 didn't seem possible, that sounds like mother horse eyes, right? 0.91

00:23:13.600 When they're subjecting children to four dimensions, and it's just like nothing fucking makes sense.

00:23:19.840 Like it's just shapes moving through, and it's very upsetting.

00:23:23.420 You see how he's stuck on it now?

00:23:24.660 I'm so stuck on it, dude.

00:23:25.800 Oh, look, Channel Exodus says, Sophia, anything goddess or female angel is bad news. 0.51

00:23:32.380 Fatima.

00:23:32.800 That's what I was thinking. 0.99

00:23:33.560 I was like, oh, this is Spirit of Lilith shit. 1.00

00:23:35.280 You can't have a fucking... 1.00

00:23:36.520 Get L.A. Marzulli to talk about this thing. 1.00

00:23:38.600 Chris Bledsoe was the lady.

00:23:40.860 Chris Bledsoe is familiar, too.

00:23:42.080 I like this bad news.

00:23:44.600 I agree.

00:23:45.480 I agree.

00:23:46.060 We certainly don't look to female entities as authority figures. 1.00

00:23:50.980 That's what I would say.

00:23:51.540 Oh, no, for sure.

00:23:52.220 No.

00:23:53.340 You don't want to do that.

00:23:54.480 Okay.

00:23:55.700 The shadow in the hallway.

00:23:58.300 When I was around six or eight, I woke up in the middle of the night to see a shadowy

00:24:02.260 figure standing in my bedroom doorway.

00:24:05.200 For some reason, I thought it had bunny ears.

00:24:09.260 This sounds familiar.

00:24:10.240 You see what I mean?

00:24:12.920 We're going to get this guy. 1.00

00:24:14.340 This fucking guy, dude. 1.00

00:24:15.020 All right. 1.00

00:24:15.220 We'll keep going, though.

00:24:16.260 Okay.

00:24:17.560 I don't know why.

00:24:18.440 It's such a random detail, but it's stuck in my head ever since.

00:24:21.960 The figure noticed me looking at it and slowly walked down the hallway towards me mum and

00:24:26.520 dad's room at the end of the hall.

00:24:28.620 I was obviously terrified, but I somehow worked up my courage to get out of bed and go and tell

00:24:34.100 me mum.

00:24:36.980 As I got close to my parents' door, I started hearing a high-pitched ringing.

00:24:41.660 At first, it was faint, but with every step I took, it got louder and louder.

00:24:45.640 By the time I reached the handle, the sound was so intense that it felt like my entire

00:24:50.680 head was vibrating.

00:24:52.440 It became unbearable.

00:24:54.120 I dropped to my knees, holding my ears, but I don't remember making a sound.

00:24:58.160 No screaming.

00:24:59.000 No crying.

00:25:00.040 Nothing.

00:25:01.140 Then, nothing.

00:25:02.620 I woke up in my bed like nothing had happened.

00:25:05.960 It didn't feel like a dream, though.

00:25:08.280 I've never been someone who remembers dreams or has vivid nightmares, but this moment felt

00:25:13.140 real.

00:25:14.180 For years, I pushed it to the back of my mind, but hearing stories on your show brought it

00:25:19.200 all rushing back.

00:25:20.680 I still have no idea what I saw or what that sound was.

00:25:25.040 And then he goes on to tell an abduction attempt.

00:25:27.560 It sounds like you got abducted, though, homie. 1.00

00:25:29.460 Yeah.

00:25:29.720 You just woke up in your bed the next morning after that?

00:25:32.880 Vibrating.

00:25:33.340 Yeah.

00:25:33.540 The intense vibrating might be a giveaway of some sort of technology used on you.

00:25:40.820 Very strange.

00:25:41.140 I hate to break the news to you.

00:25:43.340 I think you were molested.

00:25:47.480 I don't want to be the one on this show of all shows where you learn that detail about

00:25:51.420 yourself, but I do think you were molested. 0.89

00:25:54.220 Yeah.

00:25:54.580 And I also feel like we read this, but let's keep on reading it again.

00:25:56.520 We're going to keep on reading it again.

00:25:58.100 The abduction attempt.

00:26:00.680 One of the craziest things that ever happened to me was when I was nearly abducted in Australia.

00:26:06.540 That's why he says me mum.

00:26:07.920 Ah.

00:26:08.880 I was about five years old on holiday in Darwin.

00:26:13.380 My dad and I were out in public and we were walking past a park.

00:26:17.280 My dad turned to talk to me mum, who was inside of a store, and I was just standing there for

00:26:23.300 a moment.

00:26:25.020 That's when it happened.

00:26:26.040 I was molested.

00:26:28.420 No, I didn't.

00:26:30.340 There was this.

00:26:31.300 Oh my God.

00:26:32.780 No.

00:26:34.620 There was this aboriginal guy sitting on a park bench nearby.

00:26:39.140 I feel like we would have remembered this.

00:26:41.000 This feels new.

00:26:41.880 Also, I'm trying to do better.

00:26:43.920 Yeah.

00:26:44.100 And now you're-

00:26:45.340 And you're giving us good, I mean, good content here, but yeah, I just-

00:26:48.280 All right.

00:26:50.020 All right.

00:26:50.820 There was an aboriginal guy sitting on a park bench nearby.

00:26:53.500 People have been complaining a lot lately.

00:26:55.560 About?

00:26:56.200 Just about our attitudes.

00:26:57.860 What?

00:26:58.300 That we're trying to be better?

00:26:59.320 No.

00:26:59.760 Well, they're trying-

00:27:00.680 Or that we were so bad.

00:27:01.940 They're complaining that we were bad because we're releasing stuff when we were bad, but

00:27:06.620 we're still bad.

00:27:08.420 I'm trying to be better.

00:27:09.780 We're trying to be better.

00:27:10.620 I just, you know what, I just, it's gotten to the point where like, first it was horrifying.

00:27:17.580 And then it was so horrifying that it was funny.

00:27:19.960 Yeah.

00:27:20.540 And now it's just back to horrifying where I'm like-

00:27:23.200 Now it's just not funny.

00:27:24.240 It's just not funny anymore.

00:27:25.200 Now I'm just like, geez, man.

00:27:26.760 And I find myself being filled with unbridled hatred.

00:27:33.540 For who?

00:27:35.020 Just, well, for a glimmer of a moment. 0.91

00:27:37.700 In some moments, it is black people. 1.00

00:27:40.840 Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. 0.98

00:27:42.080 Like when I see them send their child to steal an Amazon package off of a front porch, I go-

00:27:47.020 And for a second it like-

00:27:49.080 Yeah.

00:27:51.060 Especially because I lived and they were like doing bad things.

00:27:54.540 They were doing that to you.

00:27:55.360 They were doing all kinds of things to me.

00:27:57.100 Things that I wasn't a fan of.

00:27:58.800 Yeah, but now you don't.

00:27:59.720 Do you see how it feels now?

00:28:01.140 Yeah, well, now what I don't want to do is have moved out of the hood.

00:28:04.680 And then just like, look, it's like getting a really long telescope and just looking back

00:28:08.920 at where I used to live three times a week.

00:28:10.840 Yeah.

00:28:11.180 So I don't want to do that anymore.

00:28:12.900 And I find that if I don't do that, maybe I won't have that.

00:28:17.600 I don't want to feel hatred three times a week.

00:28:21.060 Yeah.

00:28:21.940 It's like somebody's taking my heart and going, and squeezing it three times a week.

00:28:26.180 I don't want to do that anymore. 0.97

00:28:27.400 But then you go, this aboriginal molested me. 1.00

00:28:29.680 Here's the thing though.

00:28:30.320 You've got to like, and I get what you're saying because it happened to me, but you kind

00:28:33.520 of got to let that also, I don't know if you have to let it simmer, but you can't let

00:28:37.880 it go away because then you get too soft.

00:28:41.260 Right.

00:28:41.760 And then when you get too soft, then you forget. 0.98

00:28:44.040 Then I get stabbed. 0.76

00:28:44.760 Then you put yourself in danger.

00:28:45.860 Then you get like how you were saying. 1.00

00:28:48.060 Rape by an aboriginal. 1.00

00:28:49.100 No, your other dream. 1.00

00:28:50.680 Which one?

00:28:51.660 Like, I don't know, something in the head.

00:28:53.440 Oh, yeah.

00:28:54.740 I had another dream too, by the way.

00:28:56.280 All right.

00:28:56.700 Not right now.

00:28:57.320 It was a good dream though.

00:29:06.360 Maybe not today.

00:29:07.300 Well, we could, we have time.

00:29:08.600 Today's not the show for that.

00:29:09.480 We have a lot of time in our new studio with our auto switcher.

00:29:13.460 We got, we got some time.

00:29:14.560 I didn't make this studio to hear your dreams.

00:29:15.860 I like when I talk about my dreams and it focuses on you.

00:29:20.520 And I'm just like, it's all the pain, dude.

00:29:23.940 Oh my God.

00:29:24.780 Okay.

00:29:25.100 Okay.

00:29:25.360 Let Raven cook. 0.98

00:29:26.800 Ah, thank you, Z-Man. 0.98

00:29:28.080 Shout out Z-Man. 1.00

00:29:29.500 All right.

00:29:30.140 Go, go ahead.

00:29:30.600 Go, go, go.

00:29:31.380 Okay.

00:29:31.840 So there was an aboriginal guy sitting on a park bench nearby.

00:29:34.160 I wasn't paying attention to him at first.

00:29:35.580 Just a random man in a crowd.

00:29:37.180 But then something weird happened.

00:29:40.320 He looked at me with like yellow eyes.

00:29:43.460 Ah, what is that?

00:29:46.140 And I don't mean just regular eye contact.

00:29:48.080 I mean, everything around me kind of blurred out.

00:29:50.520 And all I could focus on were this guy's eyes.

00:29:54.940 Toad with, toad with a bang.

00:29:56.320 Where is it?

00:29:57.360 Where's the button?

00:29:58.140 The abo music.

00:29:59.560 Good God.

00:30:01.240 I pressed all the buttons.

00:30:03.040 I think it's this one.

00:30:05.240 There we go.

00:30:05.860 Yeah, this is actually a good part of the song.

00:30:06.900 Yeah.

00:30:07.100 I love this song.

00:30:10.220 I can't.

00:30:11.080 Well, this is what he was doing.

00:30:12.220 He pressed all the worst buttons.

00:30:13.400 As he's making eye contact with you.

00:30:16.620 And all of this is happening in his head.

00:30:18.600 And he's like, and everything starts going blurry.

00:30:21.680 So, yeah.

00:30:23.220 Where is this at?

00:30:24.060 He looked at me.

00:30:24.660 I mean, everything around me kind of blurred out.

00:30:27.200 And all I could focus on were the guy's eyes.

00:30:30.200 It was like a Jedi mind trick.

00:30:32.300 Can't explain it.

00:30:33.180 But for some reason, five-year-old me felt this overwhelming need to walk over to him.

00:30:38.460 It wasn't fear.

00:30:39.700 It wasn't curiosity.

00:30:41.100 It was just the compulsion to go to him.

00:30:44.220 Like, it wasn't even my decision.

00:30:45.880 That's crazy. 0.59

00:30:46.680 It probably was one of these shamans.

00:30:48.380 That's what I'm saying.

00:30:49.080 Did he have like Hulk Hogan yellow hair?

00:30:51.840 Two pieces of stale bread?

00:30:53.760 Yep.

00:30:54.100 Yeah.

00:30:54.420 And he's drunk off of gasoline.

00:30:56.380 So I did.

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00:31:23.660 As soon as I got close enough, he grabbed me and took off running.

00:31:28.940 What the?

00:31:29.500 Dude, whoa.

00:31:30.860 I thought he meant alien abduction.

00:31:32.840 Whoa.

00:31:33.600 Not abo abduction.

00:31:34.560 Like literal abo duction.

00:31:36.900 I've been abo duction.

00:31:38.320 That's the name of the episode.

00:31:40.320 Abo abo duction. 0.63

00:31:41.620 Oh, my God, bro.

00:31:45.840 All right.

00:31:47.040 So. 1.00

00:31:47.600 Shit, man. 1.00

00:31:48.320 Shit, that's so funny. 1.00

00:31:49.780 I mean, horrifying, but funny. 1.00

00:31:51.560 He got close enough.

00:31:52.280 He grabbed me, took off running.

00:31:54.180 Imagine being in a public place and like seeing an abo and being like, stay right here, child. 1.00

00:31:58.480 He was, your dad was trying to get you kidnapped.

00:32:01.140 Well, I mean, this is, but this is what I'm saying.

00:32:03.160 This is what I just told you about.

00:32:04.260 Don't get soft.

00:32:04.820 Don't get soft.

00:32:05.360 Don't get soft.

00:32:05.900 Don't get soft.

00:32:06.420 Stay hard.

00:32:07.120 Jack's kind of big, but like they could still grab him.

00:32:10.940 Yeah, they could.

00:32:12.180 Well, I don't know.

00:32:13.160 I don't know how strong an abo is.

00:32:14.520 They seem to be not malnourished, really.

00:32:17.580 They're like thick people, but they're not healthy.

00:32:19.780 Yeah, they're not healthy.

00:32:20.620 But apparently this guy was very small.

00:32:22.320 He was like toad, like maybe toad was 35 pounds at 15 years old.

00:32:27.800 Abo duction. 0.98

00:32:29.020 Oh, man.

00:32:29.860 So he was like out of his parents' sight for 20 seconds, but that's all it took.

00:32:34.240 I don't remember panicking or screaming.

00:32:35.600 I don't think my brain even had time to process what was happening, but luckily my dad saw everything.

00:32:41.840 Now, my old man is a proper Kiwi bloke.

00:32:44.980 I don't know what that means.

00:32:45.860 Bro, what does that mean?

00:32:46.920 He's made of small furry fruits? 0.99

00:32:48.480 What the fuck does that mean? 0.98

00:32:49.700 I don't know. 0.99

00:32:50.560 I don't know.

00:32:50.860 I should be reading this upside down.

00:32:52.880 Proper Kiwi bloke. 0.98

00:32:54.180 So, what did he say?

00:32:57.720 He's a proper Kiwi bloke.

00:32:58.980 I don't like the rest of this sentence.

00:33:00.340 Go ahead and read the rest of this whole thing.

00:33:01.760 This is jarring.

00:33:02.820 And when I say he handled it, I mean he handled it.

00:33:06.040 And it looks like he put handles in italics.

00:33:08.960 He chased the guy down and gave him a full-on old-school Kiwi boy hiding.

00:33:14.080 No.

00:33:15.240 No hesitation.

00:33:16.460 What is a Kiwi boy hiding? 0.97

00:33:18.160 I don't know.

00:33:19.020 Why would a Kiwi boy hide? 0.89

00:33:21.240 I don't know what these words mean together.

00:33:23.100 Where's he hiding from?

00:33:24.660 It's weird.

00:33:25.640 It all happened so fast.

00:33:27.240 But I'm sure this sounds tough.

00:33:29.760 Yeah.

00:33:29.920 I'm sure this is like other abos. 1.00

00:33:32.100 I can't relate to any of this story.

00:33:34.300 New Zealand.

00:33:35.040 You got picked up and ran.

00:33:37.000 Like an aboriginal man stole you? 1.00

00:33:41.000 And then your dad hid from him.

00:33:42.920 Well, okay.

00:33:43.500 Channel Exodus says Kiwi rugby.

00:33:45.840 Okay.

00:33:46.360 What's that mean?

00:33:47.020 Well, rugby, they make dudes with no – see, I was going to say the N-word, and then I pulled it back.

00:33:53.020 Be careful.

00:33:53.540 They make men with no necks in rugby.

00:33:56.800 They have no necks.

00:33:57.820 They're just traps that burst off of their earlobes and then meet their shoulders.

00:34:01.580 And so I could imagine that a man who has trouble turning rapidly would, in fact, lay a smackdown on an abo. 0.99

00:34:09.840 Right.

00:34:10.340 Okay.

00:34:10.640 So he was a rugby player, I guess?

00:34:14.080 Well, I guess what he's just saying is like – oh, maybe.

00:34:18.240 Yeah, yeah, maybe.

00:34:18.980 Maybe his dad was like a literal rugby player.

00:34:21.160 Kiwi boy handjob.

00:34:22.000 I don't know what this means. 1.00

00:34:22.780 You don't want a Kiwi boy handjob. 1.00

00:34:24.300 That's not the type of – 0.73

00:34:24.860 But definitely somebody write down abo-ducted because that's the name of the episode.

00:34:27.480 Abo-ducted is such a banger. 1.00

00:34:28.880 It's great.

00:34:30.200 All right.

00:34:31.120 How did this – how did he lure me in like that?

00:34:33.920 Was it just something in his stare or was there something more to it?

00:34:37.040 I'll never know for sure, but I've never experienced anything like it since.

00:34:41.220 Thank God.

00:34:41.840 That's very, very strange.

00:34:44.900 Well, I wonder if within the abo community, much like any native, there's a spiritual component

00:34:53.260 where they're communing with local elementals and spirits, and so what you experienced was

00:35:01.960 like a shamanism type of deal, like you said, right?

00:35:04.440 Shaman-a-na-na-na-na. 1.00

00:35:05.320 Shaman-a-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na. 1.00

00:35:06.660 So it could well be that he was planning on drinking your baby blood and used some shamanistic

00:35:15.420 magic to do so.

00:35:16.520 That's crazy.

00:35:17.340 That is crazy.

00:35:18.780 Yeah.

00:35:20.920 Let me read this last part here. 0.99

00:35:22.420 Near-death experiences – this is still from the same fucking guy – and resilience. 0.98

00:35:27.120 I don't know if you're very resilient. 0.99

00:35:29.500 You got kind of taken by an abo, but whatever.

00:35:33.520 My life has been full of strange and dangerous situations like that, like the one I just said.

00:35:40.580 Just constant abos loading me under their arm, and my rugby player father – 0.83

00:35:47.780 It's a crazy situation.

00:35:49.400 It's loaded. 1.00

00:35:49.980 Your life is loaded with shit like that? 1.00

00:35:51.560 That's a really specific thing to say like that. 1.00

00:35:54.820 What goes on in New Zealand?

00:35:57.540 I don't know.

00:35:58.040 He said New Zealand or Australia?

00:35:59.760 He said Australia.

00:36:00.760 Isn't that the same place, though?

00:36:02.100 Did they got them there, too?

00:36:03.480 They got the same accent.

00:36:04.680 I know that.

00:36:05.160 No, I'm saying the abos. 0.97

00:36:06.160 Did they have them there, too?

00:36:06.980 No.

00:36:07.440 Abos seem to be unique to, like, desert landscape.

00:36:11.100 New Zealand is quite grassy.

00:36:12.740 So they're not there.

00:36:13.400 So this guy's from Australia.

00:36:14.560 Yeah.

00:36:15.280 Gotcha.

00:36:15.500 Okay.

00:36:15.760 All right.

00:36:16.320 My family has had a history with Freemasons on both sides, which has always felt like an undercurrent

00:36:22.080 running through my life, even if I wasn't paying much attention to it.

00:36:26.320 You know what I realized?

00:36:27.200 What's that?

00:36:28.200 Freemasonry.

00:36:28.780 Yeah.

00:36:29.080 Is the equivalency to, like, witchcraft – not witchcraft, but Santeria in Puerto Rico.

00:36:37.040 For white dudes?

00:36:37.940 Yeah.

00:36:38.380 Santeria for white dudes? 0.88

00:36:39.480 It's Santeria for white dudes. 0.99

00:36:41.860 Freemasonry is Santeria for white dudes. 0.96

00:36:44.700 That's why they do it, yeah. 1.00

00:36:46.900 But I got a fucking Freemasonry. 0.99

00:36:49.080 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 1.00

00:36:50.300 Because my family is probably on both sides.

00:36:52.860 I just asked.

00:36:53.780 I asked recently.

00:36:54.520 I was like, do you know anything about witchcraft to someone in my family?

00:36:57.420 They were like, no, but I want this one and I want that one were witches. 1.00

00:37:00.940 And I'm just like –

00:37:01.300 I'm thinking about asking.

00:37:02.120 Maybe I'll ask some of my family if any of my family was Freemasons.

00:37:05.960 That would explain a lot.

00:37:08.840 Yeah.

00:37:09.100 That's – I wonder.

00:37:10.620 That's a good question.

00:37:11.340 And they'll tell you.

00:37:12.020 Your family will tell you.

00:37:12.720 Because I have, like, well – I have, like, well-off whites on one side of my family

00:37:16.740 who, like, start businesses who do things, you know.

00:37:21.240 So it may well be a little Freemasonry.

00:37:25.080 Okay.

00:37:25.420 So I've also had more than my fair share of close calls.

00:37:30.100 Right.

00:37:30.400 You just –

00:37:30.960 I was on a flight from Hawaii to New Zealand that almost ended in disaster

00:37:35.280 when the plane was hijacked by Muslim men and flown into large buildings in New York City. 0.64

00:37:42.520 Almost ended in disaster when the plane aborted takeoff and had to evacuate on the runway.

00:37:50.200 I've had multiple near drownings.

00:37:53.540 Where are your parents, dude?

00:37:54.920 Like, your parents are absent.

00:37:56.860 This guy just can't swim.

00:37:58.000 That's not really something to write about.

00:37:59.560 Yeah. 0.93

00:38:00.160 You black? 0.53

00:38:00.940 Yeah. 0.99

00:38:01.220 Been in car crashes.

00:38:02.260 Can't swim.

00:38:02.720 Can't drive.

00:38:03.480 Mm-hmm.

00:38:03.960 Somehow survived it all without a scratch.

00:38:05.820 Can't run. 0.99

00:38:06.080 Can't run worth a shit. 0.99

00:38:07.020 Apparently, this abo dude caught you quick. 0.99

00:38:08.760 Getting caught by an abo is shameful. 1.00

00:38:10.760 Yeah.

00:38:11.160 They're not very fast. 1.00

00:38:11.640 They're all drunk and shit. 1.00

00:38:12.740 They're high on gasoline. 1.00

00:38:14.460 Through it all, I've never broken a single bone.

00:38:16.760 Not once.

00:38:18.080 Once.

00:38:18.920 It's something I think about a lot, and there's some kind of purpose keeping me intact.

00:38:23.580 I've also – we talk about this occasionally.

00:38:24.880 I've never broken anything.

00:38:27.120 I break a lot of stuff.

00:38:28.300 Look, actually, you can see my knee right here.

00:38:30.340 This is a bone. 0.92

00:38:31.040 It's like when I had broken this part of my leg, and the bone just fucking grows weird 0.94

00:38:35.740 now. 0.99

00:38:36.460 I don't like looking at your legs.

00:38:37.740 Yeah.

00:38:39.940 These – that's why I wear pants respectfully to your home, so you don't have to look at

00:38:43.160 mine.

00:38:43.500 I don't wear as short as shorts next time.

00:38:44.840 My glasses have shaped how I see the world and made me more open to exploring things beyond

00:38:50.620 what we can explain.

00:38:51.980 I'm still looking for answers, but I think there's more to all of this than we realize.

00:38:57.840 Please don't let me down this time.

00:38:59.140 I truly respect you guys.

00:39:00.420 Not anymore, baby.

00:39:01.760 Not anymore. 1.00

00:39:02.860 Fucking just dumped on your thick-ass dad. 1.00

00:39:05.580 No, dude. 1.00

00:39:06.040 This was – it was a good story.

00:39:07.140 It was a good story.

00:39:07.860 Thank you, Jacob with a K.

00:39:08.460 That is crazy, though.

00:39:09.540 The dude –

00:39:09.880 That he would spell it with a K?

00:39:10.900 Yeah.

00:39:11.340 Yeah.

00:39:11.720 I mean, both from Australia or something.

00:39:13.460 No, that's right.

00:39:13.860 But the dude's looking at him, and he's just, like, in trance to go over to him.

00:39:18.440 I wonder what that is.

00:39:19.560 I don't know.

00:39:19.780 Yeah. 1.00

00:39:20.460 We got to stop giving these people free shit, though. 0.99

00:39:22.100 It's 36 minutes, and we're about to read a couple of other stories, and we now have 0.99

00:39:26.100 to say goodbye to the poor's over on Rumble, the poor's over on YouTube, the poor's over

00:39:31.080 on X.

00:39:31.740 If you're not a poor, if you resent that statement and you want to prove to us that you have money

00:39:36.160 and I have my doubts, head on over to patreon.com backslash Nephilim Death Squad, sign up with

00:39:41.520 that money you have, and continue enjoying this show and sounding off in the live chat 0.95

00:39:46.020 and all that other shit. 0.97

00:39:48.060 Otherwise, we are now leaving you. 1.00

00:39:50.940 We're leaving you in the dust where you belong, in the trash, with the rest of the garbage. 0.98

00:39:55.460 See you later, guys. 0.98

00:39:56.480 Bye-bye.

00:39:56.840 We will see you.

00:39:57.560 All right.

00:39:57.820 Bye-bye.

00:39:58.600 So what story – what are we going to read next?

00:40:00.780 What are we going to read next?

00:40:01.940 So we just read –

00:40:03.020 We went from having, like, none that I was interested in, no offense.

00:40:05.400 Now we have so many.

00:40:06.340 Now we have so many that I'm interested in.

00:40:07.240 Okay, we have Chad who has – Chad has a – what does it say?

00:40:11.320 It says, your browser has blocked your screen.

00:40:13.160 Click the – okay, that's fine.

00:40:15.280 Anyway, Chad has near-death experiences and dreams.

00:40:18.760 By the way, I have dreams.

00:40:21.040 So we're going to read Chad.

00:40:23.240 But I do want to tell the people in this transitionary period that – between poor and wealthy.

00:40:30.700 Sure, sure.

00:40:31.160 That I have had dreams recently, and I've been inundated with many dreams. 0.98

00:40:37.500 And I – so now there's been ho shit in my dreams, right? 1.00

00:40:44.060 Hoes, mysterious hoes tempting me. 1.00

00:40:46.220 Like Lilith shit. 1.00

00:40:47.000 Lilith shit tempting me. 1.00

00:40:48.720 Not good. 1.00

00:40:50.260 I don't like that.

00:40:51.300 Also, there has been a lot of – not fear, but frustration.

00:41:00.020 Can you not look at pictures while I'm telling you stuff?

00:41:02.520 Don't do this.

00:41:02.920 I'm just looking at a lot of nice pictures.

00:41:04.140 No, you're just looking at pictures.

00:41:06.120 I think you're looking at Toad's pictures, all the pictures that Toad posts.

00:41:09.080 I like – yeah, I like his pictures.

00:41:09.760 He has a lot of good pictures.

00:41:10.900 Can you focus?

00:41:11.380 So –

00:41:12.380 Go ahead.

00:41:13.120 Just tell you – if you have to tell your dreams, tell your dreams.

00:41:15.380 But let me look at my thing.

00:41:16.460 All right, fine.

00:41:17.680 Thank you.

00:41:19.600 So I've been having dreams lately, and they're not scary, but they're stressful.

00:41:25.660 And a lot of them have been like running from police and killing people.

00:41:29.120 And one of them was interesting.

00:41:31.100 I was in a city, and that city was like an old – like, you know, how they depict, let's say, like a Sodom and Gomorrah, right?

00:41:42.360 Oh, God.

00:41:42.940 Can you stop that?

00:41:43.800 What is that?

00:41:44.260 Sorry, go ahead.

00:41:44.740 Go ahead.

00:41:44.960 So you know how they would depict, like, a Sodom and Gomorrah, right? 0.94

00:41:47.380 Where it's like – it's a city, but it's made of, like, sand, and you even understand, like, what the architecture would look like there and all that other shit. 0.91

00:41:55.060 So I'm in a city like that, and I'm in, like, robes, you know, like – much like this guy behind us, cultural terrorists. 0.92

00:42:02.140 Like, I'm in robes like that.

00:42:03.140 And somebody has basically been given the green light to destroy the city by somebody high up in the city.

00:42:15.160 So somebody high up in the city has orchestrated its destruction.

00:42:18.160 I think you're just dreaming about mother horse eyes.

00:42:20.820 Could be.

00:42:21.160 So somebody has given the green light to – it's like a false flag almost.

00:42:27.780 Yeah.

00:42:28.420 And – but what they've then done is they have backstabbed this person.

00:42:34.660 Mm-hmm. 1.00

00:42:34.960 And they've given me the green light to go and kill them. 1.00

00:42:39.160 So somebody is pulling the strings. 0.99

00:42:40.660 You understand what I'm saying?

00:42:41.500 It's like imagine having, like, a governor.

00:42:43.180 I don't know.

00:42:43.780 I don't know what you're talking about.

00:42:44.740 Think about it.

00:42:45.140 Think about it.

00:42:45.660 It's like having a governor, and the governor says, hey, you can do this false flag on my city.

00:42:52.220 Okay. 0.99

00:42:52.740 And then the governor hires me to go and kill the guy who's doing the false flag. 0.99

00:42:58.980 You get what I'm saying? 0.99

00:43:00.200 It's like a double-crossing thing.

00:43:02.380 Does that make sense to you?

00:43:03.240 I don't know if we're going to let you tell dreams anymore.

00:43:06.000 It's a plot line that I've even seen places.

00:43:09.240 Right? 1.00

00:43:09.760 It's like imagine hiring a dude to fuck your shit up and then hiring somebody else to kill that dude. 1.00

00:43:15.020 Okay, yeah. 1.00

00:43:15.500 So that's basically –

00:43:16.100 So you're the guy. 0.62

00:43:16.800 That kills the dude. 0.70

00:43:17.820 Okay.

00:43:17.980 So I'm trying to make it up the stairs to where he is, and somebody is lighting on fire these things that look like tumbleweeds, but they're really dense.

00:43:28.420 Mm-hmm.

00:43:28.940 And you're lighting them on fire, and they're throwing them down the city steps.

00:43:31.300 And I see people get hit by them, and they're just bursting into flames because this is filled with some sort of flammable liquid. 0.74

00:43:37.100 So I'm, like, doing fucking Donkey Kong style, like dodging the barrels type of deal.

00:43:42.080 I get up the stairs, and I find this guy that is orchestrating the destruction of the city. 0.94

00:43:48.460 Okay. 0.99

00:43:48.760 And I fucking give him an old boot to the chest, right? 1.00

00:43:52.300 Cacao. 0.99

00:43:52.900 I hit him in the chest, and he hits the ground, and I've got, like, this thing.

00:43:56.920 It's not very heavy.

00:43:57.760 It kind of looks like a wrench.

00:43:58.940 Mm-hmm. 0.99

00:43:59.160 And I just start bashing his fucking face in, and I can feel his blood splattering on my face. 0.99

00:44:06.320 And I'm just, ke-keh, ke-keh, ke-keh, and it's showering me, blood, so much of it. 0.99

00:44:14.880 And this is it?

00:44:15.540 This is a story?

00:44:16.380 No.

00:44:16.880 Okay.

00:44:17.740 So I wake up.

00:44:18.720 Mm-hmm.

00:44:19.140 My cat.

00:44:20.180 Is dead.

00:44:21.100 No, no, no.

00:44:21.540 My cat is a weird cat.

00:44:22.920 She just wants, you know, she's always, like, trying to wake me up.

00:44:25.120 I think she feels when the vibe is off.

00:44:26.820 Mm-hmm.

00:44:27.080 I woke up, I look at her, I go, cat, you know, I look around, and I think I see a face in

00:44:36.140 the crack of my door in the bathroom.

00:44:39.960 But my eyes adjust, and I realize, like, no, it's like something playing tricks on me.

00:44:44.200 It's kind of like the mirrors there.

00:44:45.620 Mm-hmm.

00:44:47.260 I get up, and I got a piss.

00:44:49.080 I walk into that bathroom.

00:44:50.240 As I cross the threshold, my whole body does full-on hair on end. 0.97

00:44:55.180 Oh, the autopilot erection. 0.50

00:44:56.720 Super not auto, though, because that's what I have.

00:44:59.360 Nobody else has that.

00:45:00.760 Just regular pilo erections. 0.90

00:45:03.040 I'm erect all over the place, right? 0.90

00:45:05.580 Yeah, okay, all right.

00:45:06.240 And I realize, like, something's going on.

00:45:09.620 I think something's feeding off of it.

00:45:11.340 It doesn't have enough to make me spooked out yet, but it has enough to make me angry

00:45:15.120 and stressed in dreams, and then it eats that. 1.00

00:45:19.840 And then it gets enough power to show its stupid little spooky face in my fucking doorway 1.00

00:45:23.360 for a split second. 1.00

00:45:25.020 Oh, wow.

00:45:25.680 So you're thinking that you really are... 0.99

00:45:28.180 Yeah, something's fucking with me. 0.98

00:45:29.280 ...having a passenger. 0.97

00:45:30.320 Not a big deal. 1.00

00:45:32.060 Shit happens, right? 0.99

00:45:33.400 Just got to, like... 0.99

00:45:34.300 It's kind of a big deal.

00:45:35.280 I've been a little bit distant from God since Bohemian Grove was done.

00:45:39.700 I've, like, sighed.

00:45:41.740 Why?

00:45:42.080 I don't know.

00:45:43.040 I've just not been as aggressive in my pursuit for whatever reason. 0.97

00:45:48.400 And I feel like that has allowed some shit to kind of, like, slip in a little bit. 0.98

00:45:52.860 Also, in the morning, my son goes, had a nightmare. 0.99

00:45:56.520 Oh, no.

00:45:57.200 Basically, like, he, uh, everybody he was talking to would have the same green illuminated eyes,

00:46:02.540 and it wasn't really them.

00:46:04.040 Hmm.

00:46:04.800 And then eventually he saw this great big thing with the same eyes, and it had, like, scales,

00:46:08.980 and it was green, and it was gigantic, and he and I were fighting it.

00:46:14.660 Interesting.

00:46:15.320 Interesting.

00:46:16.120 Right?

00:46:16.920 Hmm.

00:46:17.700 So something's been going on.

00:46:18.800 Anyway.

00:46:19.540 So you have some sort of a louche, a louche demon going on.

00:46:22.820 I think so. 1.00

00:46:23.080 But it's all, like, low-level, weak, gay shit. 1.00

00:46:25.780 Yeah. 1.00

00:46:26.240 You know?

00:46:26.660 And it, right now, it's just in the stages where it needs to try to stress me out.

00:46:30.140 Once it gets enough energy from that, then it can probably send me some spooky dreams,

00:46:33.600 and then that'll be, like, a bigger payoff for it.

00:46:36.260 Because if it can keep you in a state of fear, also, a lust, right? 0.94

00:46:40.000 Because it's sending me titty bitches into sleep time. 1.00

00:46:42.760 It's like, hey, do you want to be scared? 0.96

00:46:44.960 You want to be scared?

00:46:45.680 You want to be horned up?

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00:47:16.460 And then after that, it's going to be fear.

00:47:18.100 And what, do you just keep saying yes?

00:47:20.260 No, I, no.

00:47:21.480 No, like, there's never any coitus.

00:47:23.560 Hmm.

00:47:24.080 You know, but I notice it keeps happening.

00:47:26.340 Like, I'll wake up and I'll be like, and, like, I'm praying to Jesus a lot in my dreams still.

00:47:30.640 And then I'll wake up.

00:47:31.440 That's usually when I wake up. 0.95

00:47:32.440 When do we have on, oh, my God, Dr. Jerry Marzinski and fucking Brian from Demon Erasers on the same episode? 0.84

00:47:41.880 No, on Wednesday, we have Laura Baker. 0.92

00:47:44.860 Oh, yeah, that's right.

00:47:45.860 Yeah, I got to do some deliverance, dog.

00:47:47.540 Well, I don't know.

00:47:48.380 Yeah, maybe.

00:47:49.260 But maybe.

00:47:49.640 I think so.

00:47:50.240 We'll talk about tomorrow.

00:47:51.060 I mean, this week should have, this week will be a good week.

00:47:54.860 It's so hot in here.

00:47:56.200 It's not that.

00:47:56.720 It's actually getting cooler.

00:47:58.320 I feel it.

00:47:58.800 I feel like I'm getting hotter.

00:48:00.080 So, um, we're going to read Chad's near death. 0.99

00:48:03.020 I'm fucking sweating my ass off, dude. 0.99

00:48:05.060 Every crease in your forehead. 1.00

00:48:06.360 It's crazy. 1.00

00:48:08.000 Um, Chad, this is a fucking book. 1.00

00:48:10.400 Great. 1.00

00:48:10.800 Let's go.

00:48:11.260 Let's get it.

00:48:11.660 I don't want to read Chad.

00:48:12.680 Let's get it, dude.

00:48:13.620 No.

00:48:14.120 He's, look, look, look, look, look.

00:48:15.080 He goes UFOs, near death experiences. 0.99

00:48:19.360 What the fuck's up with that, dude? 0.98

00:48:20.760 You want to read that? 1.00

00:48:21.380 That's fucking. 1.00

00:48:22.080 Yeah, but we got, we have Matthew Lane. 1.00

00:48:23.760 I should stop saying fuck, huh? 0.99

00:48:25.700 Nate from Reality Czars, and we've got Heffa Lumps. 1.00

00:48:28.800 Uh, Lumpy Heffa?

00:48:31.640 Yeah.

00:48:32.580 Yeah.

00:48:34.580 What time is it? 1.00

00:48:35.740 We're only 45 minutes in, bitch. 1.00

00:48:37.220 We got some shit. 1.00

00:48:38.040 Let's get some shit. 1.00

00:48:38.940 Okay, fine. 1.00

00:48:40.020 Let's get it.

00:48:40.680 All right.

00:48:40.840 Go read it.

00:48:41.760 Hello.

00:48:42.780 Hi.

00:48:43.180 My name is Chad Dickens, and I've been doxxed.

00:48:47.260 Hi, Chad.

00:48:48.140 Anyway, and I've had a life of oddity stretching from benign encounters with UFOs and experiencing

00:48:53.320 communion with God during near-death experiences.

00:48:57.640 I'm not going to talk about any of that now, because I'm not going to go over the UFO

00:49:00.740 encounters.

00:49:01.800 Uh, they were short, and I have better things to talk about.

00:49:04.980 Okay.

00:49:05.480 Fair enough.

00:49:06.160 Sweating our whistle.

00:49:07.860 Uh, I was about four years old when I experienced my maker.

00:49:11.100 My uncle took me on a tour of Denver, Colorado in the cab of his 18-wheeler.

00:49:16.880 The city was beautiful, and we passed directly by the Capitol on the highway nearby.

00:49:22.000 When I returned to my grandmother's house, where my parents were, I was-

00:49:27.760 I know this is actually kind of funny.

00:49:28.900 What's that?

00:49:29.400 First of all, let's remove this.

00:49:30.300 Are people saying mean things?

00:49:31.860 No, they're saying this is what you get for not talking to Clint directly in person.

00:49:35.400 That's heavy.

00:49:37.640 Probably.

00:49:39.000 You think so?

00:49:39.940 Probably.

00:49:40.880 I don't know.

00:49:41.540 It still frustrates me, because I'm like, God, you know, use me as a servant.

00:49:44.960 He's like, go talk to Clint.

00:49:46.040 I'm like, God, come on.

00:49:49.120 Really?

00:49:49.740 Can't you give me something cool?

00:49:51.220 Fine.

00:49:51.600 Go find that.

00:49:52.660 Do whatever you got to do.

00:49:53.700 Yeah, whatever, man.

00:49:54.780 Hey, whatever, dude.

00:49:56.400 Just get the TV back.

00:49:58.460 I should go over there and get the TV back.

00:50:00.040 Honestly, that's why God's like, go get the TV, please.

00:50:02.780 Whatever, dude.

00:50:03.240 Just go there.

00:50:03.840 That's what it is.

00:50:04.340 It's the TV.

00:50:05.160 He's like, just go back and get the TV, please.

00:50:06.640 That's what it's about.

00:50:07.320 Yeah.

00:50:07.740 Could be.

00:50:08.260 We need a TV. 0.97

00:50:09.140 His soul is going to hell, God.

00:50:10.640 And he's like, but that TV-

00:50:12.080 There's a Samsung TV.

00:50:13.420 You know what that goes for?

00:50:14.460 It's like 30 inches.

00:50:16.160 I mean, you know, it's like 140 bucks right now at Walmart.

00:50:19.480 Okay, so when I returned to my grandmother's house where my parents were, I was too excited

00:50:25.520 to explain to them my trip to listen to my uncle's instructions to allow him to help

00:50:31.400 me down.

00:50:32.120 Okay, so he was just really excited he wanted to explain to them the trip, and his uncle

00:50:36.380 was trying to give him instructions on how to get him out of the 18-wheeler, I guess.

00:50:40.900 My foot slipped backwards on the top step of the ladder leading into the cab, hooked

00:50:47.040 it, and my body flung like a flail.

00:50:49.260 I can see that in my mind.

00:50:50.500 Yeah.

00:50:51.040 Sending my head directly into the curb below. 1.00

00:50:54.480 Damn! 0.99

00:50:55.860 Yeah, there's always like, when you're getting in and out of an 18-wheeler, there's like 0.99

00:50:59.880 three points of contact. 0.99

00:51:01.420 Damn. 1.00

00:51:01.620 Always, always. 1.00

00:51:02.320 Well, this motherfucker had at least two, one hooked on the ladder and the other one 1.00

00:51:06.240 on his forehead on the curb. 0.99

00:51:07.060 I mean, like hands, definitely. 0.99

00:51:08.900 That's what I fell off the fucking truck so many times. 1.00

00:51:12.100 It's so stupid, dude. 1.00

00:51:13.040 It's so that you fall off and you get up because you're embarrassed. 1.00

00:51:16.000 Like, I'm injured, but I'm embarrassed.

00:51:18.140 I'm in pain.

00:51:18.760 I am not doing well.

00:51:20.260 That could be permanent.

00:51:21.360 Um, my parents, uncle, and grandmother clamored around me, each one more freaked out than

00:51:27.560 the rest except for my grandmother, who calmly knelt down, grabbed my bloody body, and placed 1.00

00:51:34.300 my unconscious head on her lap.

00:51:36.700 She then proceeded to speak tongues, which just flowed from her mouth fluently.

00:51:41.660 Oh, tongues. 0.91

00:51:43.260 We're doing tongues.

00:51:45.740 We're doing tongues.

00:51:48.660 However, as I said, I'm unconscious and only know what is happening because of statements

00:51:54.000 made by my mother years later.

00:51:56.460 What I experienced was much more mystical than what was happening on the ground.

00:52:00.840 When my head landed and my skull fractured, my soul shot out of my body.

00:52:07.100 I tried looking back, but before I knew it, the whole scene was too far away to see.

00:52:11.960 And when I refocused on where I was going, I realized I was already there. 0.99

00:52:17.800 Damn, dude. 0.97

00:52:19.180 You know, it's, uh, there's a story. 1.00

00:52:21.120 Of a man named Brady.

00:52:22.440 Uh, yeah.

00:52:23.540 So they, this couple, a Jewish couple implanted a 30 year old embryo.

00:52:30.560 They froze it in 94.

00:52:33.440 That's.

00:52:34.100 Did you read that?

00:52:35.020 Interesting.

00:52:35.200 No.

00:52:35.900 Yeah.

00:52:36.060 So they froze the embryo in 1994 and implanted it last year.

00:52:40.680 And it was born, I guess this month.

00:52:44.320 So it made news.

00:52:45.640 So this kid is like Captain America.

00:52:48.000 Cause he was frozen.

00:52:49.180 It's a weird one, right?

00:52:50.520 This kid is born today, but conceived 30 years ago.

00:52:56.120 And it's weird.

00:52:57.240 Matt Reif actually asked a great question on Twitter.

00:53:00.180 Oh, the comedian who just bought the doll.

00:53:02.020 Yeah.

00:53:02.300 That guy, that guy.

00:53:02.840 Okay.

00:53:03.200 No, the guy that does the Rife coils.

00:53:05.040 Oh, okay.

00:53:05.400 Um, he, he said, what happens to the soul for all that time?

00:53:10.000 Oh my God.

00:53:11.300 Right.

00:53:12.400 Where does it go?

00:53:15.440 What happens?

00:53:16.300 Just edging for 30 years.

00:53:17.980 Is it stuck?

00:53:19.000 Is it frozen?

00:53:19.860 Is it in there?

00:53:21.740 Is it in pain?

00:53:23.060 Is it, you know what I mean?

00:53:24.180 Like what happens to the soul?

00:53:26.200 Because the soul is kind of like happens at conception.

00:53:29.420 I would assume.

00:53:31.440 Well, um, it is interesting because it feels like we are like, I kind of agree with the

00:53:38.360 Mormons about the idea of us like choosing to be here during this time.

00:53:43.140 Like you make a decision before you enter this realm.

00:53:45.660 And if that's the case, it's like a dude totally meant to show up in 1994 and then all of a

00:53:53.520 sudden shows up in 2025 and he's like, this is a lot gayer than when I meant to come here.

00:53:59.640 Strong candidate for the Antichrist right now, I would say. 0.67

00:54:02.500 Oh, there's a couple in the running right now.

00:54:04.660 Although I still think that.

00:54:06.400 It was actually a guy tomorrow.

00:54:07.500 So tomorrow, Izzy, Izzy Griffin is going to come on.

00:54:09.940 That's going to be fun.

00:54:10.780 We have to remember to ask him about, he said that there is the next Alistair Crowley

00:54:15.440 alive and well today.

00:54:17.680 He's much younger.

00:54:18.360 He wouldn't reveal it on sinful hat because he was doing it on his own program and he's

00:54:22.420 already revealed it.

00:54:23.140 So he told me something that we can hit on.

00:54:25.480 We're going to, we're going to talk about who the next Alistair Crowley is.

00:54:29.120 Uh, yeah.

00:54:29.540 Something that we need to ask him about because he says that he has some assumptions that

00:54:33.760 he thinks he knows who it is.

00:54:35.240 That's interesting.

00:54:36.180 Yes.

00:54:36.860 All right.

00:54:37.520 I'm looking forward to that around me.

00:54:40.680 Oh, this is where he was going.

00:54:41.980 He said he was looking to see where he was going.

00:54:43.380 It was already there.

00:54:44.020 He said around me was a sprawling landscape of hills, wheat, and wildflowers.

00:54:49.160 He was on the hill, baby.

00:54:49.740 Oh, that's interesting.

00:54:50.460 Wheat too, which is where if you died, uh, remember in Gladiator and the fields of wheat?

00:54:57.800 Yeah.

00:54:57.960 That's Elysium.

00:54:58.880 Elysium.

00:54:59.440 Good call, dude. 0.99

00:55:00.240 Fucking great recall on that one. 0.98

00:55:01.940 That was excellent. 0.98

00:55:03.160 Um, the fragrance was fantastic and the air had a shimmering quality.

00:55:08.180 I then watched as three light beings descended upon me.

00:55:12.460 The one on my right was incredibly empathetic and loving.

00:55:16.340 The one on my left wanted to punish me for the sins I've yet to commit.

00:55:20.760 And the one directly in front of me was the all father.

00:55:24.480 After what he said was final and what he said was also jarring, he explained that there would

00:55:31.740 be an evil that came from the East that would change everything. 0.98

00:55:35.620 Damn, what's going on? 1.00

00:55:36.480 This is funky shit, dude. 1.00

00:55:37.760 I like this. 0.99

00:55:38.420 He commanded me to never kill other humans, but to always search for and identify the

00:55:46.440 enemy of the people.

00:55:48.480 He warned that that would be hard and not to trust the institutions of the earth, which

00:55:56.100 seemed to also be a hint about the synagogue of Satan.

00:56:01.400 Admittedly, it's hard to remember everything stated to me and much of it scared me into shutting

00:56:06.320 some of it down.

00:56:07.300 However, I learned, oh, I'm sorry.

00:56:10.640 However, as I learned more about this realm, it feels as though the conversation I had that

00:56:16.740 day became more clear or becomes more clear.

00:56:20.320 God said COVID would be the beginning.

00:56:22.520 Not exactly in those words, but it was definitely implied.

00:56:28.280 He then explained that I had died.

00:56:31.480 He explained that it wasn't my time and that I needed to go back to my body now.

00:56:35.520 Oh, that's really kind of funny that it's like it wasn't your time, but kids can be 0.99

00:56:39.300 so fucking goofy. 0.99

00:56:40.700 Yeah. 1.00

00:56:41.160 It's like you weren't supposed to.

00:56:42.780 You're just supposed to get off the trailer, dog. 0.63

00:56:45.380 You weren't supposed to turn into a human flail and headbutt.

00:56:47.400 Like I didn't see this.

00:56:48.600 I didn't see this was not like there's things that humans do that surprise God.

00:56:53.000 Yeah. 1.00

00:56:53.160 You think in that moment he was like, fuck. 1.00

00:56:55.260 Yeah. 1.00

00:56:55.460 Somebody's like, look at it.

00:56:56.420 Oh, my God.

00:56:56.840 An angel went up.

00:56:58.060 They're like, he fell off the truck.

00:56:59.300 He said, he fell off the truck.

00:57:00.760 Are you sure?

00:57:01.780 He's dead now?

00:57:02.700 Three points of contact.

00:57:03.800 I'll be there.

00:57:04.260 I'll be ready.

00:57:04.860 I'm coming.

00:57:05.300 I'm coming.

00:57:05.660 I'm coming.

00:57:06.120 Good God, man.

00:57:07.500 Good me.

00:57:08.100 Good.

00:57:08.360 Yeah.

00:57:08.680 Good me.

00:57:10.080 Oh, my me.

00:57:11.820 Oh, my me.

00:57:12.160 He explained that it wasn't my time and that I need to go back to my body now.

00:57:19.720 I came to bloody and dirty and the only thing I said was, I'm hungry.

00:57:23.760 I need some dinner.

00:57:25.100 Wow.

00:57:25.960 My grandmother hugged me.

00:57:27.240 My mother was in tears and my father was consoling her as my uncle paced back and forth.

00:57:32.380 The entire experience is maybe three to five minutes.

00:57:35.140 Jeez.

00:57:35.540 I never went to the hospital.

00:57:38.640 They never brought him to the hospital.

00:57:40.360 They're like, let's not push it.

00:57:41.580 Nope.

00:57:41.680 Whoa, that bill.

00:57:42.780 Yeah, the bill.

00:57:43.560 Dude, can you blame him? 0.68

00:57:44.600 Honestly, they probably would have killed you.

00:57:46.380 Yeah.

00:57:46.880 Well, when I got knocked out, but my mom just put me in a tub of cold water and she said,

00:57:52.860 don't go to sleep.

00:57:54.020 Yeah.

00:57:54.180 And then I later on found out that that's pretty much all they're going to do to you at

00:57:56.820 the hospital.

00:57:57.320 It's going to be like, stay awake.

00:57:58.420 Stay awake. 0.99

00:57:59.260 Don't fucking go to sleep. 0.99

00:58:01.060 Honestly, the techniques at the hospital, because my wife worked at the hospital. 0.99

00:58:04.840 So when my kids get something happens to them, I'm like, should we bring them?

00:58:08.440 And then she's like, they're going to do this.

00:58:10.460 They're literally going to do what we're going to do right here.

00:58:12.240 That's not reassuring.

00:58:14.200 It's not.

00:58:15.040 Yeah.

00:58:15.360 They don't really have a handle on, they don't do anything super special in a lot of these

00:58:18.660 places, unless you have cancer, in which case they'll accelerate it.

00:58:21.220 Um, we're joking YouTube.

00:58:26.420 No, of course.

00:58:26.960 Yeah.

00:58:27.040 We don't mean that.

00:58:30.300 I never went to the hospital, never had a side effect, never a headache or a complaint.

00:58:35.520 Just went back to my Tonka trucks and chicken nugs.

00:58:37.920 Uh, my next near death experience, which is what my next near death experience was when

00:58:46.060 I was nine, my parents and I took a trick trip to Alabama, where we'd eventually moved

00:58:51.440 to.

00:58:52.340 Uh, I went to the beach with my older sister and mother and the beach we went to had a

00:58:57.140 bridge right next to it with a channel underneath.

00:58:59.160 We passed by a woman I noted to be exceptionally beautiful at nine. 0.98

00:59:05.760 You nasty little man.

00:59:07.720 She was reading a book, had a picnic basket, a blanket and an umbrella. 0.98

00:59:13.300 She was obviously planning on staying around for a while.

00:59:17.560 My sister and I went to the edge of the channel and looked at the water, which seemed calm and

00:59:22.060 timid, timid.

00:59:24.640 So we decided to jump into the channel instead of getting beaten up by the waves at the beach.

00:59:30.780 However, the channel had just been dredged and it was much deeper and faster moving than

00:59:35.800 we'd expected. 0.99

00:59:36.960 Oh shit. 0.99

00:59:39.140 We jumped in. 1.00

00:59:40.560 I was immediately pulled to the bottom.

00:59:42.740 My sister saw this and started to act fast, grabbing me and putting me above her head, 1.00

00:59:48.100 which made her dunk in the water as she tried desperately to tread.

00:59:51.620 My mother saw in the commotion trying to, uh, I'm sorry, my mother, I'm sorry.

00:59:58.480 I saw my mother in the commotion trying to reach for my outstretched hands, but she just 0.99

01:00:03.300 couldn't reach.

01:00:04.380 And we kept trying.

01:00:05.780 This guy put his mom through a lot.

01:00:07.360 Good God.

01:00:07.860 Right?

01:00:08.160 I know. 0.99

01:00:08.740 I'd have been like, let him die. 1.00

01:00:10.700 Let him go. 1.00

01:00:11.560 Let him go.

01:00:12.120 This is obviously meant to be.

01:00:13.440 This is too much.

01:00:14.360 Uh, she just couldn't reach.

01:00:16.100 And we kept trying this as we drifted back up the channel.

01:00:18.740 Then I saw a flash of red hair.

01:00:22.020 My sister at this point was exhausted and started to falter, but my mother's hand was

01:00:26.540 able to reach much further afterwards.

01:00:28.960 I came to the realize that this, or the, I came to realize that this attractive woman was

01:00:33.140 helping my mother pull us from the water's edge.

01:00:36.500 We were all out of breath and we checked over my sister.

01:00:40.120 By the time we picked our heads up, the attractive woman was gone. 1.00

01:00:44.120 Oh, that's fascinating.

01:00:45.320 Who saves a kid? 0.98

01:00:46.480 And then it's just like, when they're not looking, fucking like, get out of here, man. 0.98

01:00:50.060 That's weird. 1.00

01:00:50.860 Oh shit. 1.00

01:00:51.380 I just did a dumb thing. 1.00

01:00:53.240 Hold on guys.

01:00:54.400 Um, so we went to her beach set up and it too was gone.

01:00:58.960 Oh, so we saw this person beforehand.

01:01:00.220 The amount of time it took her to disappear from the beach was maybe 30 seconds to a 0.97

01:01:04.880 minute.

01:01:05.600 That's not, uh, there's not a doubt in my mind that she was in fact an angel.

01:01:10.600 That is weird, man.

01:01:12.140 I don't understand it in, in any situation where you would help a family and you wouldn't

01:01:17.200 stick around and be like, are you guys good?

01:01:18.660 Like, is everybody okay? 0.99

01:01:19.900 Like, you know, you just fucking run. 0.96

01:01:21.720 It's also not, honestly, this is not like an uncommon experience. 0.97

01:01:24.740 This, you hear this story a lot.

01:01:27.040 Goodness.

01:01:27.440 Do you hear that when people have a near death experience and there's a random individual

01:01:30.980 who vanishes?

01:01:32.200 Yeah.

01:01:32.540 I mean, like the, one of the recent stories about the guy at the hospital with the beautiful

01:01:36.220 woman, again, this kind of story seems to angels are hot.

01:01:39.900 Okay.

01:01:40.320 Well, if you were an angel, if you were a shape shifter, would you just, would you want to 0.86

01:01:43.960 be ugly?

01:01:44.500 Maybe to make people feel better.

01:01:45.860 Yeah.

01:01:46.780 Yeah.

01:01:46.960 I mean like an average, right?

01:01:48.120 To make them feel more comfortable.

01:01:49.000 Yeah.

01:01:49.380 Yeah.

01:01:49.660 You're like, watch this.

01:01:50.120 I'm going to be a smoke show.

01:01:51.860 Every time.

01:01:53.280 Every time. 0.99

01:01:53.900 Like I'm going to save them and all they're going to think about is banging me. 0.99

01:01:57.140 Yeah. 1.00

01:01:57.540 It's like nice tits though, right? 1.00

01:01:59.820 Jesus. 1.00

01:02:00.440 Messed up, man.

01:02:02.060 All right.

01:02:02.340 So hitting puberty seems to slow down the occurrences in the midst of my mystical experiences.

01:02:07.280 Yeah.

01:02:07.400 That is a, there's like a veil that's created with puberty.

01:02:10.400 Yeah.

01:02:10.740 It's probably from the gooning. 0.52

01:02:12.080 It's the gooning.

01:02:13.380 Maybe that's what it is.

01:02:15.100 Like it wants me to goon.

01:02:16.240 Well, yeah.

01:02:16.960 So when you're, when you're hit with these ideas of lust and, uh, anger, you're often

01:02:23.160 distracted from the thing that is in front of you and the thing that's in front of you.

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01:02:53.080 I think I've been saying this.

01:02:56.720 I've been saying this about this show for a while.

01:02:59.180 Makes you want to goon. 0.96

01:03:00.800 Makes me want to.

01:03:04.060 That's why, that's why Xerox is always here.

01:03:06.160 Where is Xerox?

01:03:06.840 Shout out Xerox.

01:03:07.420 He's not even here.

01:03:08.080 He's gooning.

01:03:08.740 Yeah.

01:03:09.180 No.

01:03:09.800 I've been saying about this show that it feels like, uh, and not, not for like any really

01:03:15.220 any reasons about metrics or anything, but it's like just what we're doing here.

01:03:18.640 And I don't, I don't even care if it happens or not, if it gets like bigger or not.

01:03:23.080 But it feels like that's about to happen whenever you're experiencing these holdups

01:03:28.160 and these things that you can't really explain these issues that are constantly in your way.

01:03:33.840 That's why I asked Kate about like, uh, when she had all that experience with her brother,

01:03:38.200 I was like, what happened after?

01:03:39.860 Yeah.

01:03:40.080 I'm interested in, in the, was there a life changing development?

01:03:43.580 Was there, or did you not notice?

01:03:45.220 Did you not take it in?

01:03:46.120 Because I'm like, whenever these things are like beating you down, I'm constantly 1.00

01:03:50.420 like, you're getting hit by it and you're like, shit. 0.99

01:03:52.660 Like there's a, there's a way to stop it. 1.00

01:03:54.580 Like you can pray.

01:03:55.340 There's things you can do, but I'm like, like peaking towards what's the, what is that

01:04:00.760 next thing? 0.98

01:04:00.960 We're trying to block me from bitch. 1.00

01:04:02.320 What are you trying to block me from? 1.00

01:04:03.600 Yeah.

01:04:04.080 What am I not seeing that is right around, right around the corner?

01:04:07.300 You know, what's weird too, is like in, in these dreams, these like women, these succubi 0.86

01:04:11.880 are, are very much like luring me and it's not like the focus of the dream.

01:04:18.420 And I'm not like, it's not a linear path to them.

01:04:21.520 Are they just like, it's like a pulling, it's a pulling, it's a pulling, it's a pulling.

01:04:25.540 Yeah.

01:04:25.700 Are they like the apples looking at you with their yellow eyes?

01:04:28.460 Yeah.

01:04:29.460 It's like everything smells like gasoline.

01:04:31.700 It's all very distorted.

01:04:32.500 But like, you know, it is, it's weird because you know what it almost feels like.

01:04:38.640 It's like interacting with somebody in a dream state.

01:04:41.560 It's very hard to get their attention.

01:04:43.900 And these things are trying really hard to get my attention, but I'm like, you know, 0.94

01:04:48.740 like I'm all over the place cause it's a dream and it doesn't, it's all fucking wonky 0.99

01:04:52.120 and I'm killing a man with a hammer or whatever. 0.97

01:04:53.960 You're all over the place because that's how, it must be very frustrating being your sleep 0.99

01:04:57.080 paralysis demon.

01:04:57.980 Oh yeah.

01:04:58.260 It's like this guy will not pay attention.

01:05:00.940 Look over here, over here.

01:05:02.360 Like that, the whole, yeah.

01:05:03.520 Hello.

01:05:03.960 Like that's what it's like though.

01:05:04.960 The whole time they're like trying to get my attention and it's not what's happening

01:05:09.600 in the dream.

01:05:10.120 Something else is happening, but they're like, it's almost like exhausting.

01:05:13.500 They're like, get him when he's awake, I guess.

01:05:14.940 Go in his bathroom. 0.96

01:05:15.820 Dude, I tried the bathroom. 0.80

01:05:16.980 He won't, he still won't pay attention. 1.00

01:05:18.880 He's just crazy. 0.96

01:05:19.480 You know what's interesting though? 0.99

01:05:20.500 It's like, I imagine that this thing is like doing a little fucking, you know, 0.92

01:05:24.440 do you think it's the same? 0.94

01:05:25.120 And it's in my bathroom through the, the Creek of the door.

01:05:28.100 Do you think it's the same one with the teeth or is it?

01:05:30.620 No, no, no.

01:05:31.040 You know what it almost felt like?

01:05:32.320 No, it's a little headed black thing.

01:05:34.440 Let me ask you, do you think, because this is not your first go around with these,

01:05:39.660 whatever that is, that's bothering you.

01:05:41.660 Right.

01:05:41.960 Do you think they report to each other?

01:05:43.500 Like, do you, do you think he'd be like this work last time?

01:05:46.600 So go here and do this.

01:05:48.300 Or do you think that there's just too, like, they're like from two different places and 0.99

01:05:52.080 they found a guy and they were like, I could probably fuck with him. 0.73

01:05:56.020 Like, no one's here. 0.99

01:05:57.100 They go in, they go, they go, no one's here right now.

01:05:59.640 And then you're like, no, no one's here right now.

01:06:01.140 And they're like, I just hop in and I'll try to mess with them.

01:06:03.880 But do you think that they're like related?

01:06:06.360 I honestly have no idea.

01:06:09.440 I have no idea.

01:06:10.560 I want to speculate on it, but I don't have any context through which to speculate on it.

01:06:15.520 To me, I would say it feels like a continuation. 0.99

01:06:20.540 There's just always this thing trying to fuck with me. 0.99

01:06:25.740 And I don't know, like, did I have dreams last night? 0.99

01:06:28.440 I might've had dreams last night.

01:06:29.560 But like, if I have a drink, it doesn't happen.

01:06:33.920 And then once I don't drink for like consecutive days, those consecutive days will be like back

01:06:38.720 to back to back to back, which I think I'm like feeding it.

01:06:42.560 So I'm feeding it in a bunch of different ways. 0.99

01:06:45.440 And it's just like, I don't get to engage in some regular shit because I feed something 0.99

01:06:51.660 immediately. 0.98

01:06:53.120 And it's happy when I'm in a, like, like, let's say an alcohol induced state.

01:06:57.480 Sedated state.

01:06:58.180 But then the second I stop, I've been feeding it for a while. 1.00

01:07:02.020 Now it has the strength to like, fuck with me. 0.99

01:07:03.560 So I have to almost like, you know, Afrin, the nasal spray. 0.99

01:07:08.040 So they say that that stuff's addicting.

01:07:10.260 It'll clear your sinuses. 0.99

01:07:12.500 But the truth of the matter is you're going to have to go through a fucking stuffy nose 0.97

01:07:15.980 because the second you stop taking it, your nose will seal up and then you want to take 0.98

01:07:21.060 it again.

01:07:21.900 It's like that where it's like, if I stop drinking, I'm going to have to go through this 0.99

01:07:26.260 bullshit for a little bit. 0.98

01:07:27.320 But then once I stop feeding it, it'll lose power because it's using the power to manifest 1.00

01:07:31.720 in my dreams and shit like that. 0.97

01:07:33.220 It's like coming off of NyQuil. 0.96

01:07:34.880 I don't do NyQuil anymore.

01:07:37.040 But when I was younger, if I was sick, I would be like my mom.

01:07:41.520 At one point, she was like, you went through like two bottles of NyQuil over like weeks

01:07:45.500 because I'm just like, taste good.

01:07:46.740 Well, I mean, you're sleeping great, right?

01:07:49.200 So then you just continue and you're like a little bit, a little bit.

01:07:52.380 And then I'm like, she's like, you're addicted to NyQuil.

01:07:55.280 And now I'm like, everybody's got their thing.

01:07:57.040 You can't sleep for like three or four days after like just cold turkey off of it because

01:08:00.940 you're just, you're now crutched to like, yeah.

01:08:04.040 Sleeping was.

01:08:04.680 Yeah.

01:08:04.980 Yeah.

01:08:05.160 I used to be, they said, Raven Booth's nasal spray.

01:08:08.120 I wonder what would happen. 1.00

01:08:08.900 It just keeps your asshole dilated. 1.00

01:08:11.720 But I used to, when I was a kid, I was like hooked on Afrin. 1.00

01:08:15.500 And then my mom realized, this is before anybody realized you can get addicted to it.

01:08:18.300 And my mom was like. 0.81

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01:08:47.560 I don't think that you're going to stop having a stuffy nose.

01:08:50.060 You're just going to have to deal with it.

01:08:51.400 Now I realize that my stuffy nose isn't real.

01:08:55.220 Even, this is crazy, but I was listening to somebody talk about it one time and they're

01:08:58.960 like, even when your nose is stuffy, stay calm and just breathe through it slowly.

01:09:05.340 Mm-hmm.

01:09:05.840 And eventually your nasal passages just dilate and you're good to go.

01:09:09.560 Yeah.

01:09:10.080 And I didn't know that for years.

01:09:12.400 So I used to fall asleep when my mouth opened because of that.

01:09:15.500 And then I'd have to like.

01:09:16.740 There's been a lot of times where I don't even remember to breathe.

01:09:18.980 But listen, we're getting very sidetracked.

01:09:20.780 Has that ever happened to you?

01:09:22.080 Forgetting to breathe?

01:09:22.760 Yeah.

01:09:23.020 Happens a lot.

01:09:23.600 I'm just like. 0.99

01:09:25.940 And then you go, oh, shit, I haven't breathed in like a minute. 0.99

01:09:28.760 That's better. 0.99

01:09:29.500 It's a nice thing you do when you start again.

01:09:31.280 Imagine.

01:09:31.840 Let's see.

01:09:33.640 My father pulled.

01:09:35.560 Was his human.

01:09:36.160 Hitting puberty seemed to slow down the experiences.

01:09:40.160 That's where we were.

01:09:40.720 You want to pick it up from there?

01:09:41.840 One night I was having a dream where I was walking through my local downtown area with

01:09:45.560 a group of cute girls from school.

01:09:47.060 People realized at one point that they were all flirting with me and I came to realize

01:09:51.520 that I was dreaming.

01:09:53.340 Whoa.

01:09:54.540 But just as I devised a plan to take advantage of the situation, I found myself experiencing.

01:09:59.760 My stepfather pulled up in a red van that I assume was a co-worker's vehicle.

01:10:04.620 I looked through the passenger window as he explained that he had found two babies in

01:10:08.480 a dumpster.

01:10:08.980 Wow.

01:10:10.040 I looked back and they were both there, but one had fallen sideways in the back row seat

01:10:17.060 seating, so I pulled the sliding door open to help the little boy get upright.

01:10:21.660 The child was filthy and I immediately wanted to clean my hands.

01:10:24.680 This is a strange paragraph.

01:10:26.900 I like it.

01:10:27.800 I turned around and wished my dad luck while I walked into a coffee shop on the corner.

01:10:32.980 Good luck with the babies, Dad.

01:10:34.260 I'm trying to bang these chicks. 1.00

01:10:35.540 Yeah, yeah.

01:10:36.440 However, I noticed as I walked through the door that whatever I just walked into wasn't

01:10:42.400 a coffee shop at all.

01:10:43.620 What laid before me looked eerily reminiscent of the white room in the matrix.

01:10:49.380 An endless expanse of white floor and ceiling laid before my eyes to my right and to my left

01:10:54.640 was a seraphim.

01:10:56.060 Oh.

01:10:56.800 Its many wings were covered in eyes that blinked as it did.

01:11:00.800 Very strange.

01:11:01.640 And as I took it all in, I bellowed out a screeching noise and a second voice seemed to speak within

01:11:08.040 my head that said, get out.

01:11:10.240 I wanted to, but I was still frozen in shock and all I could think of was, why am I here?

01:11:16.880 All I wanted to do was wash my hands.

01:11:19.040 And that's when I saw the dark doorway and corridor behind the angel.

01:11:26.200 I saw shadows dance, then dart off the wall, gaining the dimensionality as it raced at me.

01:11:32.340 It put a hand on my shoulder and looked me right in the face.

01:11:36.100 I peered at its pure black and expressionless face and it pulled the life force out of me. 1.00

01:11:42.020 I composed myself enough to hit the thing.

01:11:44.180 Then I woke up. 1.00

01:11:45.040 Damn, he fucking punched a seraphim? 1.00

01:11:48.020 Drenched in a pool of sweat and my heart racing. 1.00

01:11:51.120 That's pretty base.

01:11:52.020 You punched an angel.

01:11:53.500 That's how it goes, yeah.

01:11:54.660 You gotta, sometimes you gotta give him the fisticuffs.

01:11:56.740 Yeah.

01:11:57.660 A few years after that dream, I had another one where it seemed to start the moment my

01:12:01.640 head hit the pillow.

01:12:03.020 The first thing I saw was my ceiling in the room, so I just assumed that I had gotten

01:12:07.860 up for whatever reason, but I noticed a noise like lapping waves against my window.

01:12:12.380 Oh my god, wait, wait, can we pause this real quick?

01:12:14.500 Mm-hmm.

01:12:15.280 I heard a spooky story on TikTok.

01:12:17.900 Lady shows up as, she's a hospice worker. 0.99

01:12:19.920 Mm-hmm. 1.00

01:12:20.060 She's gotta show up to see how this old motherfucker's doing. 1.00

01:12:23.060 And she shows up. 1.00

01:12:25.140 House is disgusting. 0.98

01:12:26.660 Smells horrifying. 0.97

01:12:28.400 She tries to ignore it because she's a professional, right?

01:12:31.240 Goes into the house.

01:12:33.000 Individual keeps referring to themselves as we, we this, we that, we want.

01:12:37.740 And the flies were incredible.

01:12:40.060 So many flies that didn't make any sense.

01:12:41.700 Big black flies.

01:12:42.460 She said when the door opened, they just, a cloud of them came out.

01:12:45.480 Wow.

01:12:45.640 They're everywhere.

01:12:46.220 As she's talking to this lady, a fly lands in her eyeball. 1.00

01:12:50.920 And, and she's like, it hurts so bad.

01:12:54.180 She can't, she like literally has to be like, okay, like, you know, she muscles through it.

01:12:57.680 But it hurts so bad, she has to go to the eye doctor.

01:13:00.640 And she, um, she calls out of work the next day.

01:13:03.600 Lady's super creepy, by the way. 1.00

01:13:04.880 All kinds of weird, creepy crap. 0.99

01:13:06.620 Goes to the eye doctor. 0.99

01:13:07.640 Eye doctor goes, yeah, dude, you scratched your, your retina quite a bit here.

01:13:10.500 And pulls out a, a wing and a leg.

01:13:14.420 Oh.

01:13:15.220 It had been there for a day.

01:13:16.620 That thing hit her so hard.

01:13:17.980 Yeah. 0.99

01:13:18.300 Disgusting. 1.00

01:13:18.980 Disgusting. 1.00

01:13:19.760 That night, she, her house just inundated with flies. 0.98

01:13:24.760 Whoa.

01:13:24.900 So many flies, flies, flies, flies to the point where she's like, oh, wait a second.

01:13:29.780 This is creepy.

01:13:31.360 Yeah.

01:13:31.700 Something's wrong here.

01:13:33.280 And she starts like demanding that something leave her house. 0.56

01:13:37.180 Right.

01:13:38.100 So she does that whole spiel. 0.99

01:13:39.920 She grew up.

01:13:41.140 So she's like in the name of the Lord.

01:13:42.700 She grew up like Catholic or something like that.

01:13:44.620 In the name of the Lord, you have to leave.

01:13:46.980 And then she goes like that night, she wakes up in her bed and she can't move.

01:13:53.080 And she could see on her ceiling.

01:13:55.940 There's like a, a man.

01:13:57.400 And he's on her ceiling and he's turned and he's looking at her and he's missing a leg.

01:14:10.960 Whoa.

01:14:13.100 That's crazy.

01:14:14.480 And he like starts crawling across her ceiling and then into her closet.

01:14:20.800 And she said that was the last time he ever saw, she ever saw him, but she couldn't help 0.99

01:14:26.800 but wonder if this motherfucker's leg was what was in her eye. 1.00

01:14:31.260 Wow. 1.00

01:14:32.620 Dude. 1.00

01:14:33.980 I was like this bitch. 0.99

01:14:35.900 And then she starts going like, so basically what I'm saying is like, these things are real 0.99

01:14:40.200 and you have to latch on to whatever you believe in. 1.00

01:14:42.180 Like if it's Buddhism or if it's this, I'm like, you fucking idiot. 1.00

01:14:44.600 That's what you, the Lord saves you from this one legged motherfucker on your ceiling 1.00

01:14:48.680 and you go, whatever you're into. 1.00

01:14:50.380 Maybe it was something else.

01:14:51.520 Good God, man. 0.98

01:14:52.660 But I was like, damn, what a, what a horrifying thought. 0.99

01:14:55.620 She said she was like plagued with this idea. 0.98

01:14:57.220 It was like, was that his leg in my eye?

01:15:01.220 Oh, wow.

01:15:02.620 Yeah.

01:15:03.080 Very cool.

01:15:05.200 Very, very, very.

01:15:06.300 With our, with our new setup, we've got to interview my, I want to interview my own again

01:15:10.520 because she has similar stories to that, that, uh, I don't like that.

01:15:15.040 But yeah, they stay, I mean, they're, they're still happening to her.

01:15:19.060 So I feel like.

01:15:19.500 Are they still happening?

01:15:20.680 Yeah.

01:15:21.080 She's having a bad time.

01:15:22.440 She's having a bad time.

01:15:23.320 As a matter of fact, they might've even picked up after, maybe we shouldn't interview her.

01:15:27.440 But, uh.

01:15:27.740 Right. 1.00

01:15:28.000 You're going to get, you're going to let some shit into your house. 1.00

01:15:30.140 I don't know. 1.00

01:15:30.640 I think, I think we're, we're no, no, not into my house.

01:15:33.060 Like many come in here, but it's like, what are we going to do?

01:15:36.820 Just like outside, like a field.

01:15:38.640 No.

01:15:38.880 Well, when she, when she does, when she talks about these things, she doesn't like to talk about them.

01:15:43.040 And she says that sometimes the activity will pick up again.

01:15:46.260 Yeah.

01:15:46.700 Well, I think that when the reason that happens is because if you talk about them, then you might end up, well, not even just that you might end up getting a solution.

01:15:56.320 And they're like, we don't want that.

01:15:58.040 Well, that's the thing.

01:15:58.780 Pick up the activity.

01:15:59.560 So they draw a correlation between noticing and talking about it.

01:16:03.220 And then like the activity going up and then you're never going to get anybody being like, Hey, maybe, you know, get right with Jesus.

01:16:08.240 And that's what I think that this is a problem with this show where not the problem, but why this show is experiencing, it will experience like rapid growth. 0.90

01:16:18.300 And it looks, will experience some weird shit because the first time that I interviewed her, I was like, well, that's crazy. 0.86

01:16:24.700 Like I was, I could tell, I was like, you kind of went about going about this pretty wrong. 0.98

01:16:29.580 You know, like you didn't do this right.

01:16:31.940 You didn't do that right.

01:16:32.940 She's the one that put the scissors in her lawn, right?

01:16:34.660 Scissors in the lawn, burning incense over the door and things like that.

01:16:37.740 And I was like, although those techniques do work, they just kind of like a mask.

01:16:41.940 Yeah.

01:16:42.420 There's a temporary suppression.

01:16:44.120 Yeah.

01:16:44.480 And I don't even know what that suppression is for.

01:16:46.180 I think it's actually a, it's a pretend suppression where it goes good.

01:16:50.700 I want you to think this works.

01:16:52.340 It feels like, uh, it feels like when you do antibiotics, but you don't take the full regimen.

01:16:58.120 That too.

01:16:58.580 That's a great analogy.

01:16:59.540 Yeah. 0.98

01:16:59.620 That's what it, it's like, well, as she's explaining it to me, I was like, damn, that's 0.94

01:17:02.380 what it felt like. 0.91

01:17:03.160 Cause then now it comes back stronger and then it becomes dormant for a while and then it kicks

01:17:08.080 back up for seemingly no reason.

01:17:09.760 Yeah.

01:17:10.400 And then who was this way?

01:17:11.460 This is the, uh, Miriam Miriam's your, my aunt.

01:17:15.040 She's the big lady. 1.00

01:17:16.540 She's the big one.

01:17:17.680 If she could, uh, but, uh, yeah, no, she would, I think if we interviewed her again,

01:17:22.500 yeah, we would have not just, and it like what she does is, is her own thing, but we 0.94

01:17:28.060 would actually have a better idea of what she's talking about rather than like, oh, spooky

01:17:32.780 stories.

01:17:34.000 Sure.

01:17:34.620 We can hear that and then be like, here's what you might want to try.

01:17:38.020 And that's kind of dangerous.

01:17:39.200 You know, you're, you're all went better than I do.

01:17:42.600 Do you think she would even take the advice?

01:17:44.220 Do you really think she's never been given that advice?

01:17:46.760 No, she has.

01:17:47.520 I think she would take the advice because she, there was times where she went to, uh, like 0.83

01:17:53.660 go into church and, uh, she's, she's gay. 0.98

01:17:57.040 So she's like, my big gay aunt. 0.99

01:18:00.180 Yeah. 0.88

01:18:00.400 And, uh, but, uh, she's like, she's taking the advice of my mom about, you should go

01:18:07.340 to church.

01:18:07.780 You should seek, and she did, she gave it like, uh, how would I, I'd say she gave it

01:18:12.240 a fair try.

01:18:13.220 Okay. 0.86

01:18:13.500 But it's like, well, she's still gay and she's still dabbling in this thing. 0.95

01:18:18.400 And then she's also in a church that is, is saying, talking about spiritual warfare, but 0.82

01:18:22.240 not directing her exactly like, like here is, here are your problems.

01:18:27.040 Right.

01:18:27.540 Here are where you went wrong.

01:18:28.600 I mean, you're going to a standard church in America and you're just kind of sitting

01:18:31.920 in the pews and it's like.

01:18:33.600 That's actually a great, I'm finally getting that, you know, like a person, like I'm, I'm

01:18:38.380 experiencing that firsthand now where it's like, I'm going there.

01:18:40.640 They're talking about missionaries, which is like, cool.

01:18:43.460 Yep.

01:18:43.700 And then they do like sermons on, on scripture.

01:18:46.280 And I'm like, that's cool.

01:18:47.600 I like those when, especially the scripture stuff, but there's been no real talk about

01:18:51.420 spiritual warfare.

01:18:52.560 It's mostly.

01:18:53.780 As a matter of fact, I mean, so the, we, we go to the same church and, uh.

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01:19:27.020 The missionary this week, I was, I know you were sitting across the room from me, but

01:19:31.900 I was like, I know David's reacting right now because he's showing, um, he's like a

01:19:37.060 slide show.

01:19:37.860 And he's like, do you know that Mexico was one of the most haunted places in the world?

01:19:41.680 There's no churches here.

01:19:43.280 And then he's showing pictures of like skulls and like.

01:19:46.900 Yeah.

01:19:47.000 Sugar.

01:19:47.480 It's a quad.

01:19:47.940 Let me tell you something.

01:19:48.900 Pyramids.

01:19:49.300 And I was like, yeah, nigga, that's why. 0.92

01:19:51.020 So I had a dream once. 0.87

01:19:52.600 Right.

01:19:53.180 And I told you about it.

01:19:54.320 Um, but it was just like, it was a two part dream.

01:19:56.780 And they tap, they happen very separate in, in, in real time from each other.

01:20:00.780 Um, but it was like, one was this dragon.

01:20:02.500 I've talked about it before.

01:20:03.300 This great black serpent was like calling me to adventure.

01:20:06.680 And, and, and so I chased it out the doors.

01:20:08.420 And then later on in my life, the dream picks up and I'm stood at the front of an Aztec temple.

01:20:12.540 And that dragon is like weaving through the clouds above it. 0.98

01:20:15.580 So of course they're talking about like being a missionary in fucking Mexico. 0.99

01:20:18.240 And I'm like, I'm thinking like, damn, imagine like, that's what that was about. 0.99

01:20:22.080 Like I'm supposed to go to Mexico and be a missionary, which I don't fucking think is the 0.98

01:20:24.700 case, but I'm just thinking as this conversation's happening and I'm thinking like, I would approach 0.68

01:20:29.760 that so differently.

01:20:31.180 I would be there and be like, do you understand the principality that has your country gripped?

01:20:36.520 It almost feels like when I was listening to him, I was actually thinking about what

01:20:40.080 you were doing with, with Clint.

01:20:41.680 And I was like, it almost feels like you shouldn't be there.

01:20:44.620 Like this place is so steeped for so many years in, inside of, with these principalities,

01:20:52.280 they are, they, they have such deep roots that you go in there and you build eight churches

01:20:57.600 and it's like, that's great.

01:20:59.700 But where you're at, and I hope they know this.

01:21:03.240 I'm like, where you're at is a complete war zone.

01:21:05.480 Not just, it's like, oh yeah, it's like being a white person and moving this and going to 0.99

01:21:08.880 South Africa right now where they're like just killing white people. 0.99

01:21:11.960 Yeah. 0.99

01:21:12.580 Well, that's what I'm saying.

01:21:13.400 It's like, you're going there and it is a war zone like that.

01:21:16.520 And I'm not opposed to going there, but it's like, you don't know the enemy at all.

01:21:19.660 I mean the actual entity that's there.

01:21:23.280 Does he know?

01:21:23.800 That's the thing.

01:21:24.460 Like, does this guy know?

01:21:25.740 Like, I don't know what they know and what they're going to say on the pulpit.

01:21:29.720 Because when you're on, when you're on that stage and you're talking to people, it's often

01:21:33.900 like, like, how would I, how would I talk to somebody about what we talk about on NDS?

01:21:38.120 You would need Ed Mabry there and he'd have to go like a feathered serpent, a plumed serpent.

01:21:43.380 Do you know what that sounds like?

01:21:44.460 That sounds like a, like a, well, he's like, he, he defines seraphim as, as being serpentine

01:21:49.680 or, or lizard-like, but also having feathers too.

01:21:52.400 So it's like, there is precedent for this serpent, this dragon even, right?

01:21:57.140 That's what Ed Mabry talks about is like when, when all these ancient civilizations see these

01:22:00.460 dragons, especially the ones in Chinese mythology, which are very close to the ones that you would

01:22:04.540 describe as Quetzalcoatl.

01:22:06.080 Yeah.

01:22:06.280 Um, that would be the angle of like, you know, that there's biblical precedent for something.

01:22:09.740 It seems through the translations, if you go to the ancient Hebrew and the meaning of

01:22:13.400 the word, it seems to be describing something that's serpentine, that is shining, that, that

01:22:18.740 is, uh, also plumed and feathered in some way. 1.00

01:22:22.100 You're dealing with a fallen angel, you assholes. 1.00

01:22:24.980 Like that's, that's what they need to hear. 1.00

01:22:27.320 Like, it's not just the fun lore of your ancients.

01:22:30.840 This is the thing too.

01:22:31.520 So like this, so the last two weeks at, at the church, you're dealing with, uh, Mexico 1.00

01:22:36.040 and then the week before that, they, uh, they did a mission.

01:22:39.660 You weren't there.

01:22:40.420 Yeah, no, no, I was there where they did the Puerto Rico one, right?

01:22:42.800 Yeah.

01:22:43.120 I like that.

01:22:43.820 That big Puerto Rican guy.

01:22:45.220 Yeah.

01:22:45.460 I like him.

01:22:45.980 I saw him at Chili's.

01:22:46.960 Did you really?

01:22:47.660 He was crushing at Chili's.

01:22:48.400 Oh, dude, so many plates.

01:22:48.960 I bet you, dude, he went in there.

01:22:50.400 He was like, Hey you.

01:22:51.060 And I said, Oh, I see you going, you're going in there.

01:22:52.880 And he's like, yeah. 0.94

01:22:53.460 And I was like, you're going to kill it in there.

01:22:54.920 And he was like, he goes like this, he goes, he goes, I'll see you later.

01:23:01.000 I was like, I know he's going to crush the Chili's. 1.00

01:23:05.160 He's a gigantic man.

01:23:06.220 Who had the three first?

01:23:07.160 That's like, who's like him that we could even Frankenstein.

01:23:12.320 I love that guy though.

01:23:13.440 I don't know.

01:23:14.020 And I liked the service that he was given when he was talking about the missionaries.

01:23:16.620 It's very cool.

01:23:17.320 But it's another one.

01:23:18.120 And like, this is, this Island is another Island.

01:23:20.240 I mean, you go to a pretty much any Island in the Caribbean and they are so steep.

01:23:24.660 These principalities are so dug in there that it's like, you're going there to, I mean,

01:23:29.900 they, you know, they bought food for a girl's like, you know, a homeless shelter.

01:23:35.960 And I'm just like, like good.

01:23:37.800 But I was like, these, these kids that you're bringing out there.

01:23:40.180 Yeah.

01:23:40.540 Like, do they know where they're going?

01:23:42.380 My family.

01:23:43.360 Well, that's the thing on both sides, but it doesn't matter.

01:23:46.320 This is this story.

01:23:47.520 The story about my aunt came, my aunt, my Titi.

01:23:51.340 I used to say, I think you rubbed off of me.

01:23:54.020 I used to say, yeah.

01:23:54.760 Cause I used to say my aunt Margaret, but now I would say my aunt Margaret.

01:23:57.620 I used to say Titi until I spelled it.

01:24:00.100 And then I wrote it in school.

01:24:01.820 And yeah.

01:24:02.380 And the teacher was like, what does that mean?

01:24:03.820 And I was like, my dad used to call me Titi for some reason. 0.91

01:24:07.060 Um, that means you're gay. 0.98

01:24:08.980 Yeah. 0.96

01:24:09.640 And I, my, my male cousins used to go, that's gay. 0.96

01:24:13.540 That is gay. 1.00

01:24:14.180 That's funny though. 0.99

01:24:14.780 I'm like, I don't know why this nigga calls me that. 0.86

01:24:17.200 She, my aunt, aunt, aunt. 0.95

01:24:19.980 Yeah.

01:24:20.520 She got this attachment in Puerto Rico.

01:24:23.940 Yeah.

01:24:24.140 And then made it worse by going up a mountain and seeing a witch doctor. 0.82

01:24:27.340 This is like, this place is like.

01:24:28.660 Everything, the worst things you could do.

01:24:30.040 Yeah.

01:24:30.160 Yeah.

01:24:30.500 This is where you get that stuff.

01:24:32.300 So when you, this is where they're going to.

01:24:34.460 But there was something, I forgot what it was.

01:24:36.440 We're talking about like going, cause it's like, it's not right.

01:24:39.860 Even, even the service was like, God doesn't choose, choose the, um, the people that are

01:24:45.580 equipped.

01:24:46.560 He equips the people that he chooses.

01:24:49.060 So in that way, it's like, you don't even have to have these little kids know what goes

01:24:53.080 on in Puerto Rico.

01:24:54.920 If they go there on behalf of God, then, and then God uses them.

01:24:59.020 So like, you know, I'm not saying, I guess so.

01:25:01.620 Like, like they're not getting, they're not going to get messed with, but it's just so

01:25:04.280 crazy to like send the kid into a war zone.

01:25:08.240 Yeah.

01:25:08.620 And I also wonder about like, when you say somebody breaks into my home and you can't

01:25:12.620 be like, in the name of Jesus, leave.

01:25:14.500 Like what happens if you send these kids there and someone's like, it's molested time.

01:25:19.060 And they can't be like, you know, that's a, that's a scary thing.

01:25:21.900 I don't like that.

01:25:22.540 But I mean, you know, it's what it is.

01:25:24.420 Okay.

01:25:24.640 All right.

01:25:24.860 Let's, uh, let's, let's, it's molested. 1.00

01:25:26.920 See what I mean?

01:25:27.500 You were like, Oh, we got a lot of time.

01:25:28.860 We do.

01:25:29.220 It's only an hour and 20.

01:25:30.380 We're crushing right now.

01:25:31.440 We're doing great on time.

01:25:32.360 It's like three stories.

01:25:33.140 I want to read my fine.

01:25:33.920 Okay.

01:25:34.240 Well, let's go.

01:25:34.820 Let's get through this real quick.

01:25:35.960 Um, uh, so I walked to it and opened the blinds in order to see what it was.

01:25:42.760 And I found that there was a giant flood.

01:25:45.820 Um, oh, all right.

01:25:47.440 So yeah, he's tapping like the waves licking up on his window.

01:25:51.200 Yeah.

01:25:52.140 Uh, it looked as though the ocean itself was stretched before me and there were two bright

01:25:55.840 orbs getting even brighter as they move closer to me.

01:25:58.800 I ran into the living room where my stepdad was playing Madden and my mom was doing a crossword.

01:26:03.140 I was frantically trying to explain to them what was going on.

01:26:06.780 And as I realized that they couldn't see or hear me at all, uh, the ceiling of my house

01:26:12.520 peeled away like a sardine can.

01:26:14.320 Then I watched the orbs descend toward me and realized that they weren't round in shape as

01:26:19.960 they came more into view.

01:26:21.600 One was shaped like a squid and the other a jellyfish.

01:26:24.700 And my first thought was creatures from the deep. 0.99

01:26:29.000 Damn. 0.99

01:26:30.080 Then as they got even closer to me, the form shape, uh, shape shifted into angel like beings. 0.99

01:26:35.260 I realized that they didn't know I could see them.

01:26:38.080 And I watched as they made their way directly to my parents.

01:26:41.300 So I grabbed a steak knife and sunk it into the entity's neck. 0.85

01:26:44.640 That was closest to me. 0.98

01:26:46.600 This dude's violent.

01:26:47.780 I like it.

01:26:48.320 Yeah.

01:26:49.020 I woke up the next morning and everything was normal as it ever was.

01:26:51.760 However, I never saw that knife ever again.

01:26:54.440 Hmm.

01:26:55.680 Whoa.

01:26:56.300 That's kind of, that's interesting.

01:26:58.160 Yeah.

01:26:58.700 That's really interesting.

01:26:59.680 Like transmuting reality and this, uh, um, this etheric realm.

01:27:06.240 Yeah.

01:27:06.560 It's like, uh, like this, the astral realm.

01:27:08.360 That's what, that's also why I want to talk to that, uh, that hypnotist dude.

01:27:12.000 Cause he's like, Oh yeah.

01:27:12.840 I learned how to astral project.

01:27:13.840 I was like, I'm going to, I want to know what you're doing over there.

01:27:15.960 Yeah.

01:27:16.340 But, uh, what are you seeing dog?

01:27:18.160 Yeah.

01:27:18.480 So thank you for allowing me to have a platform to get some of these stories out into the

01:27:21.840 zeitgeist.

01:27:22.520 Nice.

01:27:23.020 Good use to the word zeitgeist.

01:27:24.380 Yeah.

01:27:24.980 You guys have changed the culture and shifted our collective, collective understandings.

01:27:28.740 Don't put that on me.

01:27:29.420 No, I don't think we did.

01:27:30.520 I can't overstate how important I think these times and men like you are in it, future generations

01:27:36.300 will recognize now to be biblical times.

01:27:40.060 That being said, don't feel obligated to be anything other than the dangerous retards 1.00

01:27:45.820 you already are. 0.98

01:27:47.140 I like that.

01:27:47.980 Much love you guys until next time.

01:27:49.840 Yeah.

01:27:50.020 That's a, I feel like that's what we've been like.

01:27:52.340 I don't know if we, but like I'm being called to be less of a danger.

01:27:56.660 And I don't know.

01:27:57.240 I don't know what that means.

01:27:57.940 No, I mean, we defined what, because we do have to define it.

01:28:01.440 It's upon us to define the term.

01:28:04.540 Is it not?

01:28:05.240 Yeah.

01:28:05.540 So, and I've said this before, the status quo is satanic.

01:28:09.120 And so being aligned with God makes you dangerous.

01:28:11.380 And then we have our information, but we move much more in like what is, what we're spiritually

01:28:18.460 drawn to.

01:28:19.800 So it's not about the information, which is what makes us retarded. 0.91

01:28:23.640 Yeah. 0.93

01:28:24.180 So in that way, it's like retards for the Lord. 0.99

01:28:27.600 Less, less vulgar, dangerous retards. 1.00

01:28:29.980 I would just, I just want to be, well, I don't, yeah, I don't want to be, what I don't want

01:28:34.060 is, um, so, so, you know, you want to talk about like the fruits of a thing.

01:28:39.540 Like if you caught just one episode of timeline cleanse, you might just be like, you know what? 0.98

01:28:46.000 I don't like black people. 1.00

01:28:47.000 I was like, that's not, you'd have to watch my body of work to understand the nuances 0.97

01:28:52.120 in my opinions, because I could sit here and tell you about what they've done to their

01:28:56.540 music.

01:28:57.180 Right. 0.99

01:28:57.680 And I can tell you about redlining and all this other crazy shit. 0.58

01:29:01.760 Like we could talk about that, but I'm not going to talk about that every episode. 0.99

01:29:05.400 So you might just tune in, see me watching some obese black woman with a shower cap beating 1.00

01:29:12.140 another obese black woman in a shower cap with her own toddler. 0.99

01:29:15.960 Yeah. 0.99

01:29:16.360 And think, yeah, this guy's right.

01:29:19.280 You know?

01:29:19.660 And it's like, so, so just in the sense of like what fruit I like when people DM us and

01:29:26.260 they go, dog, I'm closer to God because of your show.

01:29:28.700 And I go, that feels really good.

01:29:31.220 Yeah.

01:29:31.820 I don't like when people DM me and they go, how about these blacks? 1.00

01:29:36.020 And I go, ah, shit, that's not, they DM me, they'll be like, say something funny about 0.99

01:29:42.240 this. 0.99

01:29:42.620 And it's, I look at, it's an article about the Jews and I was like, man, I guess.

01:29:46.200 Yeah.

01:29:46.900 Yeah.

01:29:47.420 Yeah.

01:29:48.180 I guess I will still though.

01:29:49.720 I mean, you know, that's just, that's just where I'm at.

01:29:53.460 So yeah.

01:29:54.120 And as far as the language thing, we've talked about it before. 0.98

01:29:57.600 If I say fucking, as I, as I just, what are we allowed to say? 0.97

01:30:03.160 Well, it's not about what are we allowed to say? 0.99

01:30:05.060 It's about, oh, I'm using that word interchangeably with the word, um, yeah.

01:30:13.200 Like, so these are just words that I'm using when I'm grasping for time and my, my brain's

01:30:19.920 not firing on all cylinders.

01:30:21.400 So I don't have the next word available.

01:30:23.440 Right. 0.98

01:30:23.720 So I'll go, it's like, um, or I'll go, it's fucking, um, yeah. 0.94

01:30:29.260 And so in that way, I'm like, I would like to, it's a, it's a filler word. 0.88

01:30:33.160 Yeah.

01:30:33.340 Sentence massager.

01:30:34.760 Exactly.

01:30:35.280 And it just speaks to my inability to make up a fake word in that moment.

01:30:39.480 Yeah.

01:30:39.740 I'd like to make up more fake words.

01:30:41.980 You gotta really work at that.

01:30:43.700 That's what I'm doing.

01:30:44.360 It's not an easy thing to do.

01:30:45.780 Thank you, Chad Dickens.

01:30:47.180 Uh, that was wonderful.

01:30:48.300 We have some time here.

01:30:49.280 Who's, who else is, do you, do you want to, what do you want to do?

01:30:52.340 We've got Matthew Lane, Matthew Lane, Nate from reality.

01:30:55.920 Zara's a heffa lumps, lumpy heffa, uh, Mark Knight, Matthew. 0.98

01:31:00.820 Is it?

01:31:01.160 Let's get rid of Brody.

01:31:02.140 Let's, I don't even want to look at him anymore.

01:31:03.580 That's not nice.

01:31:04.480 All right.

01:31:04.760 I love you.

01:31:05.160 Which one was Brody's Brody's was the one that says Brody.

01:31:07.500 It's the one that's literally just 13 pages of scripture.

01:31:10.800 You know what I'm going to do for Brody.

01:31:12.480 I'm going to run this through AI and I'm going to ask it to give me something that makes sense.

01:31:16.420 Is that cool Brody?

01:31:17.340 What does it mean?

01:31:18.640 What does this mean?

01:31:19.480 What does it mean?

01:31:20.100 As a matter of fact, we could do that right now.

01:31:21.520 Uh, so we're done with, we're done also with synchronicism.

01:31:24.820 So let's, let's put that view only.

01:31:26.600 You have permission.

01:31:27.300 You only have permission to view the contents of this folder.

01:31:29.780 I am the owner of the folder.

01:31:31.640 Anyway, um, we have summer camp succubus.

01:31:34.620 We have Nate from reality czars.

01:31:36.640 I think, uh, we'll pick a new one then.

01:31:40.460 Oh, they're all from August 4th.

01:31:43.200 Fascinating.

01:31:44.860 Okay.

01:31:45.420 I'm doing something.

01:31:46.700 We'll get rid of Brody, but I'm asking chat GPT.

01:31:50.960 We're going to do it fair for you, Brody.

01:31:53.120 So I said, I put your thing in and I said, summarize this in four sentences.

01:31:57.600 Ooh, very nice.

01:31:58.500 Fair, fair, fair.

01:31:59.620 I think it's fair.

01:32:00.340 Okay.

01:32:01.060 Brody.

01:32:01.620 Oh, summer camp succubus is Nate.

01:32:04.660 Okay, cool.

01:32:05.420 Okay, cool.

01:32:05.820 So we doubled that.

01:32:06.480 All right.

01:32:07.280 The letter emphasizes that Jesus's true mission was to overthrow the powers of darkness, reclaim

01:32:11.520 the nation ruled by the fallen angel since Babel and invites all people, Jews and Gentiles

01:32:16.380 alike into God's kingdom through him alone.

01:32:18.920 It connects biblical history from the rebellion of the watchers and the Nephilim to the crucifixion

01:32:23.740 resurrection and Jesus's story over Satan's dominion.

01:32:26.760 This is all the scripture that he's putting in one by one.

01:32:30.340 Based.

01:32:30.920 Based.

01:32:31.320 We know, but yes.

01:32:32.660 But based.

01:32:33.380 But based.

01:32:34.600 The writer explains the contrast between God's elect and the reprobates, noting that reprobates

01:32:40.520 hardened against God become instruments of Satan through deception, division, and the

01:32:47.040 false teaching.

01:32:47.480 Put your gun away.

01:32:48.240 And the false teaching.

01:32:53.720 Ultimately, Christians are called to discern, separate, and resist reprobates while standing

01:32:58.180 firm in Christ's truth, participating in his kingdom and triumph over nations and powers.

01:33:04.140 That was four sentences?

01:33:05.700 The long sentences.

01:33:06.660 That was the longest.

01:33:07.740 ChatGPT was like, you did not specify how long it is.

01:33:10.480 He's like, that's not fair for you.

01:33:11.380 Run-ons?

01:33:12.000 Do you want run-ons?

01:33:13.020 Yeah.

01:33:13.340 Okay.

01:33:13.640 So Brody, that was a, yes.

01:33:15.440 That's what I thought you were trying to say.

01:33:17.280 Okay. 0.99

01:33:17.560 Do you want to read Nate having sex with this succubi? 1.00

01:33:23.280 Yeah. 1.00

01:33:23.520 This is going to be disgusting, but let's read it.

01:33:24.900 Well, hold on.

01:33:25.240 Let me make sure it is the same one.

01:33:26.580 Okay.

01:33:26.920 It's not even that long.

01:33:28.060 That's great.

01:33:28.980 That's a great length for a story.

01:33:31.180 Let me just double check real quick.

01:33:33.400 Okay.

01:33:33.700 So it's just in here twice because Nancy loves to confuse us, which is great.

01:33:37.980 Yeah.

01:33:38.400 All right.

01:33:39.300 You want to have at it?

01:33:41.380 No.

01:33:41.600 Well, I put it the second time, but.

01:33:43.260 Oh.

01:33:44.020 Let me see what Nancy wrote. 0.92

01:33:45.040 Maybe she wrote more.

01:33:45.440 I like when we blame her.

01:33:46.460 All right.

01:33:47.060 She wrote, nah, there's about that.

01:33:48.260 Whatever.

01:33:48.980 Hey boys, here's a tale from my youth.

01:33:50.800 What's up, Nate?

01:33:51.440 What up, Nate?

01:33:52.300 What up, baby?

01:33:53.280 Chavoya. 1.00

01:33:53.840 Shit. 1.00

01:33:54.640 All right. 1.00

01:33:55.480 I was probably about 12 at a Christian charismatic summer camp.

01:33:59.340 It was one of the last nights at the summer camp after a long night of chapel.

01:34:03.940 It was an outdoor worship prayer service.

01:34:05.840 Two of our camp counselors, probably 18 or 19, who had been campers in previous years were

01:34:12.200 our cabin counselors.

01:34:13.760 This is like, when you get to this.

01:34:15.800 Would you send your kid to one of these?

01:34:18.620 I've been to some of these.

01:34:19.880 Have you really?

01:34:20.280 I've been to one called Apex.

01:34:23.500 Apex?

01:34:24.620 Apex.

01:34:26.400 Oh, they got me. 0.99

01:34:28.500 Where's the, where's our, I mean, listen, how do you think we afford this shit, dude? 1.00

01:34:32.080 Yeah, that's right, man. 0.99

01:34:33.620 Got three cameras here, guys.

01:34:35.620 Like, this is the top of the line cameras, too.

01:34:37.720 It was called Apex.

01:34:38.780 Like, Apex Predator, but A-P-E-X. 0.67

01:34:41.260 Oh, man.

01:34:42.980 And at that one.

01:34:43.960 Oh, wait.

01:34:44.340 By the way, Nate of Reality Czars.

01:34:47.100 Has his own show.

01:34:47.960 He has his own show.

01:34:48.960 If you enjoy what we're about to say here, consider going and seeking out Nate and Thomas

01:34:54.100 the Paranoid American on Reality Czars.

01:34:55.560 It's a great show, and I actually listened to it before I ever started Nephilim Death Squad.

01:34:59.140 So, very cool.

01:34:59.640 Yeah, it's crazy, like, the way you think that they would, like, come on the show and mess

01:35:03.280 with us, and they, like, they actually do.

01:35:04.700 Yeah.

01:35:04.920 Really cool.

01:35:05.500 He'll come on anything.

01:35:06.180 And they've been on a couple of times.

01:35:08.980 We should have, did we have Nate on by himself?

01:35:10.720 Probably.

01:35:11.480 No, we haven't had Nate on by himself.

01:35:13.020 I would love to talk to Nate by himself.

01:35:14.300 Yeah, we should.

01:35:14.840 We'll have Nate.

01:35:15.380 In a dark room.

01:35:16.560 Nah, maybe not.

01:35:17.400 Okay.

01:35:17.760 Maybe not.

01:35:18.300 It depends on after this story.

01:35:19.580 He's doing C5 and colon and Bigfoot.

01:35:21.440 That's true, yeah.

01:35:22.240 Yeah.

01:35:22.600 I like him, though.

01:35:23.320 He's our canary in the coal mine.

01:35:24.540 We go, go forth, Nate.

01:35:25.780 Yeah, he's, check out those episodes that we just did with them.

01:35:29.420 Yeah, they were fun.

01:35:30.780 They were fun episodes, all about Bigfoot.

01:35:32.400 We had to bring them back twice, because the topic's so big.

01:35:35.860 Some people said they were like, oh, this is awfully wordy.

01:35:38.460 Yeah, you guys are saying a lot of bad things in this episode.

01:35:43.500 I was like, it was mostly Nate.

01:35:44.860 It was all Nate.

01:35:45.660 It was mostly Nate, but we did say bad things.

01:35:48.240 They also didn't like Hidden in Plain Sight guys, which we're going to have back on immediately.

01:35:52.220 Yeah, I think we'll do a weekly show with them.

01:35:54.280 I really like those guys.

01:35:55.320 Those guys are great.

01:35:55.980 They're very funny.

01:35:56.620 Anyway.

01:35:57.560 Anywho.

01:35:58.780 So this is the, oh, what I was saying about Apex is the time that I did go, they did like

01:36:05.480 this really overproduced worship concert, which was like fine or whatever in there, but there

01:36:11.920 was like a lot of like forcing.

01:36:13.500 They're forcing you to like, come on now and like, just worship.

01:36:17.660 Come on now and like speak in tongues.

01:36:19.620 And I'm just like, I don't, I'm not with that.

01:36:21.520 But one of the people that I was with had like a weird spiritual attack.

01:36:25.120 That's not good.

01:36:25.980 Yeah.

01:36:26.260 A girl, like she was like under some kind of like possession. 0.94

01:36:28.800 I was like, there's some crazy shit going on in this, like in the dorms over there. 0.97

01:36:32.200 But all right, whatever. 0.99

01:36:33.860 So I don't know if I'd send my kids there.

01:36:35.840 Well, maybe that, maybe that you send them off to do a little bit of spiritual warfare.

01:36:39.820 That's what, that's what goes on.

01:36:41.080 I have like, like premarital sex and spiritual warfare is what's happening there.

01:36:44.420 Yeah.

01:36:45.060 Realistically.

01:36:45.960 All right.

01:36:46.520 So, uh, they were twin brothers with long dyed black hair, too pale, giving off white 0.99

01:36:53.660 trash, goth vibes. 0.99

01:36:55.720 Think the McPoyles, if they listen to corn exclusively. 0.96

01:36:59.080 I think the McPoyles are from, um, it's always sunny.

01:37:01.680 Yeah.

01:37:02.080 Yeah.

01:37:02.340 Yeah.

01:37:02.620 Yeah.

01:37:02.880 They're very funny.

01:37:03.520 Oh, that's, that's a very good depiction.

01:37:06.280 That's great.

01:37:07.100 Uh, when we got back to our cabin, they shared their testimonies about how they found God.

01:37:12.120 According to their tales, the two of them used to be Satanists into black magic, regularly

01:37:17.460 performing rituals and spells.

01:37:19.480 This actually kind of reminds me of something. 0.99

01:37:22.320 You know, that old lady that keeps giving my kid shit from the church. 1.00

01:37:27.320 Um, does she have like dyed black hair? 1.00

01:37:29.580 I just met her.

01:37:30.580 She does.

01:37:31.660 Yeah.

01:37:32.100 She touched me.

01:37:34.160 Huh?

01:37:35.360 Yeah.

01:37:35.720 She touched me on my back.

01:37:37.580 Is that the lady that you said touched you on your back?

01:37:40.280 And it was weird.

01:37:40.900 Yeah.

01:37:41.140 Because, um, I accidentally did the thing that you're not supposed to do, which is at the

01:37:44.900 end of the service, they go, if you feel in your heart that you need to like, make

01:37:49.760 sure you're right with God and you want us to pray for you and everything, like raise

01:37:52.860 your hand.

01:37:53.360 But my head's bowed.

01:37:54.700 So I'm just thinking like, they're going to pray for me.

01:37:56.660 So like people looking. 0.95

01:37:57.640 Well, so I got my hand up cause I'm a fool and I go my hands up cause I want to get 0.95

01:38:03.840 right with the Lord. 0.89

01:38:04.480 But I didn't think they were, I thought they were just going to say, see that guy over

01:38:06.780 there.

01:38:06.960 Let's pray for him.

01:38:08.000 Instead.

01:38:08.320 At the end, they were like, come on up here.

01:38:09.680 And they go, they go, we actually have some timeshares that would you be interested?

01:38:13.640 That's exactly what happened.

01:38:14.420 They tried to sell me.

01:38:15.060 But as my hand was up, I felt like this on my back and I did go like, it's like, if you're

01:38:20.580 playing seven up, remember the game seven up?

01:38:22.860 Yeah. 1.00

01:38:23.040 It's like you cheating bitch. 1.00

01:38:24.720 You're supposed to keep your eyes closed. 1.00

01:38:26.380 How'd you know that I was doing this?

01:38:27.640 But she did touch me on the back.

01:38:28.800 I thought that was strange.

01:38:30.220 You didn't like it.

01:38:31.000 She's a, yeah, she's kind of, I don't want to say, I don't know.

01:38:35.740 What is she giving your kids? 1.00

01:38:37.320 Porcelain dolls. 1.00

01:38:38.340 What the fuck? 1.00

01:38:39.480 Yeah. 1.00

01:38:40.280 All kinds of shit. 0.99

01:38:41.040 And I told my dad, I was like, stop, stop bringing that stuff. 1.00

01:38:44.000 And he's like, I told her to stop bringing the porcelain.

01:38:45.660 I was like, it's not cool.

01:38:47.260 I met her.

01:38:47.760 I just met her Sunday and I saw her.

01:38:49.840 What'd you think?

01:38:50.300 I just looked her up and down and he was like, this is a, you went like this. 1.00

01:38:53.620 You went, which this is this bitch. 1.00

01:38:55.700 And I said, honestly, I was like, huh. 0.99

01:39:01.460 It's that physiognomy kicking in.

01:39:03.060 She was like, your kids are just so cute.

01:39:04.740 And I was just like, yep.

01:39:05.920 She goes, what's their blood type?

01:39:07.040 Is it Nancy?

01:39:10.340 Nancy.

01:39:11.220 Nancy. 1.00

01:39:12.300 Nasty. 0.98

01:39:12.760 That's crazy that she's giving them porcelain tchotchkes though. 1.00

01:39:15.540 That's a lot more than like.

01:39:16.900 I'm throwing them out.

01:39:17.800 Yeah.

01:39:18.080 What do they look like?

01:39:18.840 Like angel, I don't know.

01:39:22.160 Just whatever.

01:39:22.860 Black angels. 0.59

01:39:23.920 Weird, like weird porcelain things.

01:39:25.920 I'm like, what are you doing?

01:39:26.940 That's interesting.

01:39:28.000 It's weird.

01:39:29.780 Maybe she's just a nice old lady. 1.00

01:39:32.760 I don't know.

01:39:33.880 All right.

01:39:34.260 So whatever.

01:39:34.980 According to their tales, the two of them used to be Satanists into black magic.

01:39:39.060 Regularly performing rituals and spells.

01:39:41.580 One night they performed a ritual when they summoned something.

01:39:45.820 Something they described as the most sexy thing ever. 0.99

01:39:49.700 Very gay. 0.99

01:39:51.260 Now picture all the awkward little pubescent campers with confused boners hanging on every 1.00

01:39:58.180 word of these older guys' description of this demon's body. 0.97

01:40:01.440 Oh, I hate that.

01:40:03.480 Oh, man.

01:40:04.540 So you send them off to Christian camp and there's a couple of school shooters describing

01:40:07.460 demon bodies? 1.00

01:40:08.380 What the fuck is that, man? 1.00

01:40:10.400 This is horrible. 1.00

01:40:11.300 I don't like that.

01:40:11.920 This is where you're going to get this stuff, though, man.

01:40:14.400 And honestly, it's kind of.

01:40:18.440 It's a little concerning.

01:40:19.660 Oh, this is a great.

01:40:21.740 Break open the dolls. 1.00

01:40:24.080 What if you broke them open and there was just clumps of hair inside?

01:40:26.920 It's just like hair and like blood clots and like like like a like a tooth wrapped in

01:40:31.720 hair. 1.00

01:40:33.000 Dude, we'd have to kill her. 1.00

01:40:35.860 Imagine. 1.00

01:40:36.740 Imagine I broke them open and you never saw her again.

01:40:39.180 Oh, my God, because we should we showed up and we were like, we're going to confront

01:40:42.520 her. 0.99

01:40:42.940 And then she just I'm going to kill her with this shard of porcelain. 1.00

01:40:45.700 Yeah, we showed up and it was like what you're going to do front kick to the chest 1.00

01:40:49.040 when she falls back. 0.99

01:40:50.000 I'm going to elbow drop her skull. 1.00

01:40:51.240 I'm just super suspicious of it. 0.97

01:40:52.600 The lady might be a regular lady. 1.00

01:40:53.900 She seems like a lovely lady.

01:40:55.080 Just it's like, number one, you're in in a church.

01:40:58.640 Like like they said, this is where these people that's where they go.

01:41:01.700 Yeah, that's number one.

01:41:02.880 When somebody was like, oh, if they're a Satanist, why are they wearing a cross?

01:41:05.740 Like that's what I was when I was talking about Ozzy and they would be real Satanist

01:41:08.900 go in the honestly, if you take them from your kids, you should break them.

01:41:13.420 Yeah.

01:41:14.240 The thing is, that's the thing, too.

01:41:15.280 It's like break it right now.

01:41:16.020 Go get them.

01:41:16.960 You want you want to do it?

01:41:19.980 You want to do it?

01:41:20.760 Yeah.

01:41:21.880 All right.

01:41:22.140 I'm going to get it.

01:41:22.780 OK, OK, OK.

01:41:23.500 I'll keep them.

01:41:24.140 I'll keep them.

01:41:24.700 I'll keep them.

01:41:25.060 Keep them busy.

01:41:26.240 Oh, my God, guys, he's going to go get the porcelain dolls.

01:41:32.680 I like how he cuts to your empty chair.

01:41:39.100 Oh, my God, dude.

01:41:40.660 What if we found something?

01:41:42.020 What if we really found something?

01:41:43.180 I can't reach the thing, so it's just going to keep cutting the top.

01:41:48.880 Anyway.

01:41:50.940 Oh, wait.

01:41:51.460 It sounds like the kids are in here.

01:41:53.660 They might have been.

01:41:54.660 They might they might stop them from doing it.

01:41:56.300 Anyway, so it goes on to say, OK, so the succubus they conjured had the perfect hourglass figure. 1.00

01:42:04.400 Giant, juicy, sloppers, tiny waist, fat shit. 1.00

01:42:10.000 Dude, I'm not I can't read this without top. 1.00

01:42:12.160 I got it.

01:42:12.480 I got to wait till he comes back and we got to read this.

01:42:14.900 I really like how it keeps going to his empty chair, though.

01:42:17.480 OK, OK, dude, they he goes on to describe the succubus.

01:42:22.200 He goes, OK, so the succubus they conjured had the perfect hourglass figure. 0.91

01:42:29.020 Giant, juicy, sloppers, tiny waist, fat shitter and perfect long legs. 1.00

01:42:37.440 But we'll open that up. 1.00

01:42:38.660 Let's let's let's I smash it with the butt of my gun. 1.00

01:42:41.700 I'm going to throw it on the bag. 1.00

01:42:43.380 They're big.

01:42:44.960 Yeah, it's this thing.

01:42:46.600 Let me see.

01:42:47.060 Like I look inside of it.

01:42:48.740 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

01:42:50.100 You can see she gave that to a kid.

01:42:51.780 It's an angel with a heart, but it has it has holes in the bottom side of it.

01:42:56.000 I wonder if I smash it, if all the demons will release.

01:42:59.200 What do we do?

01:43:00.340 Let me see it.

01:43:00.900 I want to see if I could just.

01:43:03.720 There you go.

01:43:05.400 It's nothing in it.

01:43:06.380 I don't think there's anything.

01:43:07.560 No teeth, no teeth in there.

01:43:09.400 No, no, there's no teeth in here.

01:43:12.300 No, should I smash it?

01:43:14.460 No, I don't think so.

01:43:15.300 I mean, we don't know.

01:43:16.080 We know that there's nothing in it now.

01:43:18.220 But but if it's if it's haunted, maybe we just leave it here.

01:43:21.760 Here, here, I'll put it right.

01:43:23.480 If it's haunted, then it lives here.

01:43:27.320 All right.

01:43:28.080 Well, now we'll just see if anything bad happens. 0.99

01:43:30.720 And if it does, then you throw it in the air and I'll shoot it. 0.98

01:43:33.300 Surely, surely nothing bad will happen. 0.98

01:43:34.900 OK, so the succubus they conjured had the perfect hourglass figure, giant juicy sloppers, tiny waist, fat shitter and perfect long legs.

01:43:45.180 Her face was symmetrical and very beautiful, but her eyes were completely black. 0.91

01:43:49.620 Interesting. 0.79

01:43:50.480 Yeah, she was naked.

01:43:51.960 Real rice had turned it into a bong.

01:43:53.700 Oh, my God.

01:43:54.500 No, we don't smoke anymore because the demons will show up with giant juicy shitters. 0.97

01:43:59.180 They're on to us, dog. 0.73

01:44:00.140 We can't do it.

01:44:00.740 She was naked, except for her long black hair that flowed across her body.

01:44:05.940 The boys felt drawn to her.

01:44:07.560 Wonder why.

01:44:08.880 She was irresistible and magnetic. 0.99

01:44:11.660 The brothers describing touching her breasts and ass. 1.00

01:44:14.520 Damn, dog. 1.00

01:44:15.140 So they created this is an actual thing that they summoned. 1.00

01:44:17.360 So they summoned it and then they fingered it like a homunculus or no, they so it's it's an entity.

01:44:23.060 This is a but it's physical.

01:44:24.340 But this is always the thing, right?

01:44:25.500 It's like the same thing with the crone where the crone will present one thing to you.

01:44:29.060 And then midway through coitus, it'll be like, I can't wait to talk about the old lady that gave you the angel statue.

01:44:35.360 I was like, oh, God, does the carpet match the dark black drapes?

01:44:41.320 Just let your hair be be gray.

01:44:45.960 Yeah, dude, look at my hair.

01:44:47.160 It's fine.

01:44:48.020 My hair is like it's it's turning gray, but I can't wait until it turns all the way gray because it'll look real cool.

01:44:53.100 I feel like we've misjudged this this poor old lady. 1.00

01:44:55.440 I think we should beat her ass inside. 1.00

01:44:57.920 Oh, OK. 1.00

01:44:59.680 See what makes her tick.

01:45:01.060 So the brothers, the worship pastor, we're just joking.

01:45:08.920 They asked me, they're like, so what do you do?

01:45:10.980 It's like my dad's like, oh, he's going to play.

01:45:13.240 He's going to play in the ministry.

01:45:14.360 I was like, absolutely not.

01:45:15.360 All right.

01:45:15.700 Won't do my wife's like, will you join the men's choir? 1.00

01:45:17.820 I'm like, the fuck? 1.00

01:45:18.880 No, I'm going to join the men's choir. 1.00

01:45:21.720 I'm going to join this guy's in the men's choir. 1.00

01:45:23.220 Fuck, dude. 1.00

01:45:24.280 So my dad's like, he plays instruments. 1.00

01:45:25.840 And the guy goes, what do you play?

01:45:27.000 He said anything with strings.

01:45:28.180 Skin flute.

01:45:28.800 I'll whip it out.

01:45:31.940 Let me show you.

01:45:35.100 No wonder people say bad things about this show.

01:45:37.580 No wonder Blurry Creatures won't invite us on their show.

01:45:40.800 I don't even know.

01:45:41.480 Unbelievable.

01:45:42.360 Oh, yeah.

01:45:43.100 So he's asking me.

01:45:44.500 And then I don't know where I was going with the story.

01:45:46.920 You were saying that your dad was saying you play an instrument.

01:45:51.140 Yeah, yeah.

01:45:51.660 Basically, I guess I volunteer myself to help with the AV.

01:45:55.400 Oh, did you?

01:45:56.480 Yeah, yeah.

01:45:56.860 And then so he says, what do you do?

01:45:57.960 And I'm like, I do a podcast.

01:45:59.060 And he goes, oh, so you know a lot about technical stuff.

01:46:01.640 Something like that.

01:46:02.660 He goes, so you produce it?

01:46:05.340 And I was like, but I'm on it, too.

01:46:06.580 And he's like, oh, yeah, yeah.

01:46:07.780 That could definitely help.

01:46:08.940 What's the name of it? 0.99

01:46:09.740 And I was like, every time they ask him, I'm like, fuck. 0.99

01:46:11.480 I don't know if I'm desperate. 0.99

01:46:12.780 And he asked him.

01:46:13.700 It means...

01:46:15.160 It's not what it means, dude.

01:46:19.100 God, that's not what it means.

01:46:20.840 But it's close.

01:46:21.620 It's kind of close.

01:46:22.540 And then I told him, and the next episode, we're talking about murdering somebody in his

01:46:28.580 congregation.

01:46:29.600 Oh, hey, it's all jokes.

01:46:32.780 It's all jokes.

01:46:33.400 It's all jokes.

01:46:34.120 We're just joking.

01:46:34.860 We're just joking jokes. 0.99

01:46:37.940 The brothers described touching her breasts and ass. 0.99

01:46:40.860 Okay. 1.00

01:46:41.100 Now, back to all the boys in the cabin, definitely a few, blew their wad over.

01:46:47.160 Jesus, man.

01:46:48.380 Don't say that.

01:46:49.760 It's okay.

01:46:50.240 It's one thing to talk about murdering an old lady. 0.98

01:46:51.940 This is like libidinal energy that's going on in this room.

01:46:55.060 Yeah, you're making my libido.

01:46:57.240 La Bamba.

01:46:59.380 The brothers began to smash with the demon. 1.00

01:47:01.900 Oh, damn. 1.00

01:47:03.640 Oh. 1.00

01:47:04.240 They were clapping cheeks.

01:47:05.740 Blap, blap, blap.

01:47:08.560 My wife's like, can you not say that? 0.88

01:47:11.100 Blap, blap, blap.

01:47:12.260 That's actually, I guess that's our thing now.

01:47:14.080 Blap, blap.

01:47:14.440 Blap, blap, blaps.

01:47:15.640 Yeah.

01:47:16.240 I like that.

01:47:16.580 They said her skin inside, and her skin and insides felt hot, like pleasurable fire.

01:47:22.600 Wow.

01:47:23.220 And that she had that good grip.

01:47:26.460 This is crazy.

01:47:27.720 Is this a tower gang enjoyer that's messaging?

01:47:29.980 I love this.

01:47:30.020 This is nuts, dude.

01:47:30.940 It's a crazy story.

01:47:31.960 Okay, yeah.

01:47:32.720 Then they both simultaneously realized something was off.

01:47:35.740 Like I said. 1.00

01:47:36.580 No shit. 0.99

01:47:37.620 Mid coitus. 1.00

01:47:38.820 Yeah.

01:47:39.380 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

01:47:39.860 I've been holding a fart in for an hour and 40 minutes.

01:47:42.260 Let it go.

01:47:42.780 I can't.

01:47:43.360 I won't do that.

01:47:44.260 It's so hot in here, dude.

01:47:45.700 It's actually nice and cool.

01:47:46.980 Then they both simultaneously realized something was off, that they were both crossing an irreversible line.

01:47:53.040 Yeah.

01:47:53.380 They had a sober moment, not sure if it was post-nut clarity, or if they just stopped in the middle of this demonic hog roast.

01:48:04.040 Either way, they looked closer at her face and realized she was actually horrifyingly hideous. 1.00

01:48:09.680 Damn, dude. 0.99

01:48:10.240 Am I not the Nostradamus of NDS? 1.00

01:48:14.040 Come on, dude.

01:48:14.480 I can't wait to watch.

01:48:15.540 I predict these things.

01:48:16.720 I predict these things, man.

01:48:18.200 I can't wait to do the recap of the Mother Horse Eyes because there is a part in that with a crone.

01:48:23.980 Yeah.

01:48:25.040 There's several parts with that crone.

01:48:26.640 With that crone, yeah, yeah. 0.92

01:48:27.500 She shows up.

01:48:28.500 But I think the crone might also be this entity.

01:48:32.300 We'll talk about it later.

01:48:33.600 I'm not sure.

01:48:34.600 I'm not sure, but maybe.

01:48:35.980 Okay.

01:48:36.800 Okay.

01:48:37.860 They both called out in the name of Jesus, and that's when this thing fully turned into a monstrous winged entity.

01:48:45.000 Banging body still intact.

01:48:47.700 I like the way this guy writes.

01:48:50.060 She began to scream, but no noise came out.

01:48:53.040 Only visceral waves of vibrations that physically knocked them to the ground.

01:48:57.740 Wow.

01:48:58.020 The succubus vanished in a puff of smoke, and they were forever changed.

01:49:03.000 They threw away their occult books and items and gave their lives to Christ. 0.92

01:49:06.940 But they still looked gay. 0.99

01:49:08.620 Very gay. 0.99

01:49:09.640 Yeah. 0.97

01:49:09.980 Some things are irreversible, guys.

01:49:11.400 This is why we tell you.

01:49:12.180 Don't even mess around with this stuff.

01:49:13.420 This is true, yeah.

01:49:14.080 You don't get out of it scot-free.

01:49:15.480 That's for sure. 0.72

01:49:16.920 Now, back to the shocked faces of all the mesmerized little campers with their angry little boners or sticky briefs.

01:49:24.460 I don't like the way this guy writes.

01:49:26.100 Yeah.

01:49:26.700 Very, very descriptive.

01:49:28.520 Yeah.

01:49:28.980 I don't remember anyone asking questions.

01:49:30.920 Just silence. 0.99

01:49:32.480 I don't know exactly what was going on in the heads of my fellow cabin mates, but I spent the rest of that summer jerking it while unsuccessfully trying to get a demon to suck me off. 0.99

01:49:44.620 It never happened. 0.87

01:49:46.440 I'm not sure if I need a twin brother to help me transmute that ghastly gripper or if I was missing some candles and eye of newt.

01:49:56.160 Either way, I'm grateful now that it didn't work.

01:50:00.260 I'm happily married and don't ever want slash need that demussy. 1.00

01:50:04.240 I forgot.

01:50:04.720 I keep saying that guy.

01:50:05.640 This is Nate.

01:50:06.280 This is Nate.

01:50:06.860 This is Nate.

01:50:07.560 This is why it's one of the best stories ever.

01:50:11.280 Unbelievable.

01:50:12.300 Unbelievable.

01:50:12.700 Man, Nate, this is a great story.

01:50:16.340 See, this is Nate's the type of dude, though, to see this thing and then try to do it.

01:50:22.580 It's a problem.

01:50:23.440 Yeah, that is.

01:50:24.020 That's the problem with Nate.

01:50:25.020 Oh, it's also the charming part about Nate. 0.96

01:50:28.380 The set says NDS equals no demon sex. 0.73

01:50:31.660 I agree with that. 0.89

01:50:32.760 Yeah.

01:50:33.120 Don't do that.

01:50:34.340 I think that's, you know, that is one of the things that's like, I wonder why he couldn't.

01:50:39.840 Do you think he really did try to replicate it?

01:50:42.560 I don't know.

01:50:43.500 I don't.

01:50:44.300 Who knows?

01:50:45.660 Who knows what the qualifying features are?

01:50:50.700 Like if it's a staunch belief in the idea or if it's if he's got some sort of I mean,

01:50:57.120 he's he's at a Christian charismatic summer camp.

01:51:00.840 Maybe he was baptized as a child.

01:51:03.300 Maybe that has something to do with it.

01:51:04.700 Maybe these two school shooters weren't and that's why they were able to get all up in

01:51:09.980 the guts of this demon.

01:51:11.060 I don't know what's weird.

01:51:12.240 So this is like the tower gang.

01:51:14.900 It's a great story. 0.99

01:51:16.000 The Legion of Skanks thing where I feel like this story makes you want to jerk off. 0.99

01:51:21.380 Yeah. 0.99

01:51:21.920 Right.

01:51:22.380 Well, not me, but I feel like people out there might hear it and then want to or not.

01:51:28.620 Maybe I would hope not.

01:51:29.480 I could understand that a summer camp of children, that's what it did to them.

01:51:33.880 Well, yeah, but they're, you know, children.

01:51:36.180 So they're like missing.

01:51:37.820 It's like, you know, when you're a kid and you're watching all of these like cartoons

01:51:40.260 and each cartoon has like a moral wrap up at the end, but it really goes over your head

01:51:44.780 and you're just thinking about all the wonky moments from the show.

01:51:47.060 Yeah.

01:51:47.300 But as a parent, you could look at that cartoon and go like, oh, I see what they're trying

01:51:51.080 to.

01:51:51.280 It seems like the guys that were describing it were like flexing, like trying to make this

01:51:55.860 thing seem attractive in a way.

01:51:58.540 So that way the kids would be enthralled in this story.

01:52:01.980 And that's like the heart of that. 0.99

01:52:04.100 Oh, so Nate's trying to get people to jerk off. 0.99

01:52:07.580 I don't know, man. 0.99

01:52:08.560 Well, let's use it.

01:52:09.260 Let's look at, let's like have a, uh, we'll go back to the descriptions he used. 0.66

01:52:12.860 Uh, uh, smash her insides. 0.89

01:52:19.920 Okay. 1.00

01:52:20.200 Uh, giant juicy sloppers, tiny waist, fat shitter. 1.00

01:52:23.540 Yeah. 0.99

01:52:24.560 That's a very funny descriptive.

01:52:26.460 It's a, it's a funny, just, you know, it's, it's funny.

01:52:28.540 So he's using an, an, an element of comedy, but the, but I see her in my mind.

01:52:33.440 You see it.

01:52:34.260 It's, it's crazy.

01:52:35.120 It's, it's why like some Christian people stay away from a lot of, like, I'm starting 1.00

01:52:40.340 to understand it.

01:52:41.060 I get it.

01:52:41.640 You stay, stay, they stay away from it completely.

01:52:43.880 Yeah.

01:52:44.180 Like I was following this one chick because she said something like on one of my posts one time 1.00

01:52:49.060 and I was like, she's kind of funny.

01:52:50.320 And then I saw, we had a bunch of people in common and I saw she was like a considerable 0.69

01:52:54.200 account.

01:52:54.900 So I was like, okay, I'll give you a follow back.

01:52:57.180 And then like over time, I noticed that she was just posting pictures of her sloppers.

01:53:03.800 And what I just didn't appreciate that.

01:53:06.340 Cause I'm like, I'm not trying to see sloppers in the timeline, but now I follow you.

01:53:09.760 And so I unfollowed her.

01:53:12.060 And then like one thing led to another.

01:53:14.480 And, uh, and she commented on something of mine and I was like, is this that same chick?

01:53:18.880 And I clicked on her and I was like, I don't think it is.

01:53:21.240 And then I realized it was, but the reason I didn't think it was is because she didn't

01:53:24.840 follow me. 1.00

01:53:25.420 So I imagine at some point she goes, oh, this motherfucker stopped following me. 1.00

01:53:30.120 I'm not going to follow him either. 0.99

01:53:31.600 And it's like, yeah, because you're posting your sloppers and I'm not trying to see your

01:53:36.600 sloppers all over the timeline.

01:53:37.800 Those sloppers away, baby. 1.00

01:53:38.880 Why are you doing that?

01:53:39.420 I'm not trying to think of sloppers.

01:53:41.100 Yeah.

01:53:42.520 Sloppity floppers.

01:53:43.660 I get it.

01:53:44.380 I get it.

01:53:44.820 I don't know, man.

01:53:45.460 I don't know.

01:53:45.860 There's a thin line.

01:53:46.840 The story needed to be told, but then there's like, well, how do you tell the story?

01:53:51.520 Right.

01:53:52.060 Well, well, I think we did.

01:53:53.660 Nate has a way with words.

01:53:55.500 Yes.

01:53:55.800 I think he told the story wonderfully, but we, you know, we just got to go to the, to

01:53:59.500 the fans.

01:53:59.980 Don't, don't, don't think about those sloppers.

01:54:04.520 Don't think about those sloppers.

01:54:05.820 Are you going to zoom in on me?

01:54:06.940 No, just you.

01:54:07.680 Slappers. 0.53

01:54:08.060 I'm next.

01:54:08.580 Here we go.

01:54:09.060 Boom.

01:54:10.180 All right.

01:54:10.660 There we go.

01:54:11.360 All right.

01:54:12.060 Uh, I know your wife texted you, so you might have to go.

01:54:14.620 No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

01:54:17.600 We're at an hour.

01:54:18.480 Actually, I was just, I was just, uh, told to ask, do you have an electric mixer that my

01:54:23.920 wife can borrow? 1.00

01:54:24.660 I got to ask my wife.

01:54:26.620 And a blender that my wife can borrow. 1.00

01:54:30.320 And do you have somebody that can mix and blend these things?

01:54:32.480 Do you have a tiny Asian person who can operate a mixer in the corner of the room? 1.00

01:54:35.920 Actually, yes.

01:54:36.600 There we go.

01:54:37.260 Right behind that camera. 1.00

01:54:37.920 Shut up. 1.00

01:54:38.820 That's right. 1.00

01:54:39.240 All right.

01:54:40.060 Uh, so, all right, let's do one more.

01:54:41.820 Let's do it again.

01:54:42.820 You want to do Heffalumps? 1.00

01:54:44.300 This one seems kind of short.

01:54:47.260 Um, Heffa or Mark Knight?

01:54:51.740 I will do Heffa.

01:54:52.600 Okay.

01:54:53.500 Uh.

01:54:54.140 Heffa says, uh, my story is pretty short and I didn't make much of it until recently.

01:54:59.240 I knew it was a serious event, but hey, I got lucky and made it through.

01:55:03.360 In 2008, when I was 28 years old, I decided to try heroin.

01:55:07.240 Whoa.

01:55:07.980 Nice.

01:55:08.420 Spice girl. 0.95

01:55:09.020 Uh, unbelievable.

01:55:10.260 She's a spice girl. 1.00

01:55:10.940 Yeah.

01:55:11.480 Um, when I was 28, so why not?

01:55:15.340 It was something all of my Gen X grunge idols had always done and I, I'd already tried most

01:55:20.760 everything else out.

01:55:22.040 So, me and two other friends who were curious got some and decided to smoke it since we didn't

01:55:27.560 like needles.

01:55:28.280 So, I guess you-

01:55:28.820 You can smoke heroin?

01:55:29.800 I think, I'm not really sure.

01:55:31.540 So, like, I think, what is it, if you have cocaine, you can, if you smoke it, then it's

01:55:35.980 crack.

01:55:36.480 Is that how that goes?

01:55:37.240 Can you inject crack?

01:55:39.820 I don't know.

01:55:41.780 Huh.

01:55:42.440 I have-

01:55:42.960 Guys, uh, we know how the chat is.

01:55:45.660 Is this, uh, is that, is that, is that a thing?

01:55:48.320 Nate, are you in the chat?

01:55:49.440 Smoking heroin.

01:55:50.640 All right.

01:55:51.060 Fine.

01:55:51.400 Yeah.

01:55:51.560 Because you could smoke opium.

01:55:53.180 Yeah.

01:55:53.660 And opium, the opium plant is where heroin comes from.

01:55:55.780 So, yeah.

01:55:56.140 Imagine, I mean, fine.

01:55:57.260 With the right attitude, you could smoke anything.

01:55:58.600 Burn anything.

01:55:59.120 Yeah.

01:55:59.320 Yeah.

01:55:59.740 All right.

01:55:59.940 So, we were sitting at the dining room table, smoking, and apparently, I fell out.

01:56:03.980 I face-planted the table, and when my friends pulled me up, I wasn't breathing. 0.99

01:56:08.620 Damn. 1.00

01:56:09.140 You OD'd. 1.00

01:56:10.680 They tried to wake me up, but with no luck, so they called for an ambulance and carried

01:56:14.640 me down the three floors from my apartment to wait for the paramedics.

01:56:19.100 I have no recollection of any of this.

01:56:22.000 Good for you, man, because one of the previous stories, I think they just left her friend there

01:56:27.040 to die, right?

01:56:27.740 Kate's friend?

01:56:28.000 Yeah.

01:56:28.140 That's what happened to my friend.

01:56:30.880 He broke up with his girlfriend, and he was going through a big old Depresso Espresso,

01:56:37.060 and he went to a party with a bunch of people he didn't know, and he drank himself to death, 0.98

01:56:42.440 and they fucking just left him there. 0.99

01:56:44.320 Nobody ever checked on him because they didn't know him, and that was it, and he died. 0.99

01:56:48.760 Yeah. 1.00

01:56:49.080 Fucking people suck. 1.00

01:56:49.880 Okay. 1.00

01:56:50.180 So, Marnie says, yes, you can foil smoke H.

01:56:52.560 Honestly, I'm a little bit upset.

01:56:54.260 Here, let's just go do this real quick.

01:56:56.480 You can smoke it with tinfoil.

01:56:58.200 Yes.

01:56:58.780 Tinfoil half, baby.

01:56:59.480 That's what I got.

01:57:00.180 Here we go.

01:57:01.600 Here goes another one.

01:57:02.520 Opium plant.

01:57:03.340 You can smoke it in foil.

01:57:04.700 You can smoke opium.

01:57:05.700 A lot of people. 0.98

01:57:06.620 Crackhead. 0.99

01:57:07.040 Yeah, crackhead, crackhead, crackhead. 0.98

01:57:08.380 You can smoke it with tinfoil and a straw. 0.97

01:57:10.040 Man, you guys really know quite a bit.

01:57:11.580 Oh, you just need a little lime juice, and what?

01:57:14.460 All right.

01:57:15.080 Maybe we shouldn't read all this. 0.99

01:57:16.400 Gosh, what the fuck is going on here? 0.99

01:57:17.160 This is dangerous, man. 1.00

01:57:18.100 All right.

01:57:18.280 This is who we attract, though.

01:57:20.000 And you know what?

01:57:20.640 God bless them, because they used to be crackheads.

01:57:22.400 Yeah.

01:57:23.120 And now you're just Spice Boys. 0.99

01:57:25.040 Now you're Spice Boys. 1.00

01:57:25.900 That's it.

01:57:26.600 My next memory is many minutes later, and I'm hearing some garbled noises somewhere

01:57:32.240 in my head.

01:57:33.380 I seem to have come back to consciousness, but everything is black.

01:57:36.340 I can't see anything but black, and I can't move.

01:57:38.920 I'm starting to make out that words are being yelled at me, but I can't respond at all.

01:57:44.240 I immediately thought that I was stuck for the rest of my life without the ability to

01:57:47.820 communicate, and it scared me beyond belief.

01:57:50.300 You know, people that are, they say that people who are in comas can hear you.

01:57:53.820 There's a kid that recently woke up, and he heard his mother say, basically, she regretted

01:58:00.400 that he didn't die.

01:58:01.860 It's very sad.

01:58:03.280 But you know, he was in a coma for like, I don't know, something like 15 years.

01:58:08.380 Who knew that he would come back and Hitler would be based? 0.97

01:58:10.980 Yeah, yeah.

01:58:11.880 He's just like, wait, what?

01:58:13.180 A lot's changed, Mom.

01:58:14.700 Much has changed.

01:58:15.860 All right.

01:58:16.200 So, slowly, the infinite blackness in my head, I don't know how to describe it.

01:58:20.240 I wasn't seeing with my eyes.

01:58:21.900 It was simply a complete blackness in my brain.

01:58:24.640 It began to move away from me and became a large black square. 0.99

01:58:28.380 That's interesting.

01:58:30.140 We saw a very good movie about a black square. 0.54

01:58:33.300 The black square.

01:58:34.300 It was an excellent movie.

01:58:35.360 Yeah.

01:58:36.160 The black square began.

01:58:37.940 No, it was good.

01:58:38.560 It was good.

01:58:40.000 Wes, why did you do, like, at the end, you chose to focus on the Bigfoot story, which is odd.

01:58:46.740 It's an interesting move.

01:58:49.020 But the meadow story itself is fascinating.

01:58:52.880 Yeah, yeah.

01:58:53.180 Absolutely fascinating.

01:58:54.660 Yeah.

01:58:55.160 All right.

01:58:55.820 So, slowly, the infinite blackness in my head.

01:58:58.740 The black square began moving away from me in my head. 0.67

01:59:02.480 Like the way words in the beginning of Star Wars movies move away from smaller and smaller,

01:59:06.880 small and smaller as it moves off the screen.

01:59:08.600 Okay.

01:59:09.280 Yeah.

01:59:10.480 As it moves off the screen in my mind and finally becomes as small as a dot, and then

01:59:14.640 all of a sudden, I came to and could understand the words that were being yelled at me were

01:59:20.340 in English, and I could answer them.

01:59:22.540 I was in the back of an ambulance with a needle in the crease of my elbow, and the paramedics

01:59:27.100 were asking me how much I had to take.

01:59:28.820 I thought you smoked it.

01:59:30.920 Well, the needle is IV, I imagine.

01:59:34.520 Like the paramedics put you on it.

01:59:36.800 Okay.

01:59:37.160 All right.

01:59:37.420 Right. 0.98

01:59:37.520 I wonder if it's like, I don't know how Narcan works, but are they just fucking like filling 0.99

01:59:41.700 you up? 0.97

01:59:42.460 Yeah, I have no idea.

01:59:43.580 So, I've never been able to explain or understand what happened.

01:59:46.180 I didn't have an NDE where I saw Jesus or my life play out or anything.

01:59:49.720 I was just alone in a void.

01:59:51.900 I told my mom years later, and she told me that that's what hell is, the absence of God's

01:59:56.900 light.

01:59:57.160 Oh, that's fascinating.

01:59:57.820 I had just talked about that recently on Forbidden Knowledge News, that exact notion that some

02:00:03.720 people who have near-death experiences experience something that is like a void.

02:00:07.520 And it's literally just them alone with themselves away from God's light.

02:00:11.520 That's fascinating. 0.99

02:00:12.580 So, I wasn't talking shit. 0.99

02:00:14.360 Yeah. 0.99

02:00:14.460 That's like in the book of Enoch.

02:00:15.740 That's the people that are in the mountains, that are in like the caves, and they're just

02:00:19.960 like in extreme pain.

02:00:21.900 I don't know if you've read that part. 0.91

02:00:23.380 No, I haven't read much of the Bible because I'm retarded. 1.00

02:00:25.740 You know what's funny though?

02:00:26.780 Oh, the book of Enoch.

02:00:28.160 I read the book of Enoch.

02:00:29.000 I don't remember that part.

02:00:29.940 It's like when he flies, he flies the angel Raphael, I believe he flies Enoch over.

02:00:35.340 Yeah.

02:00:35.680 I imagine that he's just holding him as he flies him around.

02:00:38.440 Just like how you hold someone in a motorcycle.

02:00:39.720 And Enoch is like a child where he's like, what's that?

02:00:41.940 What's that?

02:00:42.740 What's that?

02:00:43.360 And he's like, that's the place where everybody goes and burns forever. 1.00

02:00:45.880 Okay, shut the fuck up. 1.00

02:00:46.780 He was showing where the people are at, and the people are in like these cavernous mountains 1.00

02:00:51.280 or something like that.

02:00:52.180 Yeah.

02:00:52.420 They were just like filled with sorrow because it's very dark there.

02:00:56.460 So yeah, that's kind of like away from God's light.

02:00:59.840 You know what I'm realizing too?

02:01:00.900 I was like, when I go to the church, it'll be like walking through scripture, you know?

02:01:06.280 And it's like not the case.

02:01:08.520 Like, I guess I would have to go to a Bible study, wouldn't I?

02:01:12.680 Well, Matt invited us to, I don't know if he invited us, but he told me that they do

02:01:15.960 a Bible study.

02:01:16.540 He did not invite us.

02:01:17.240 He just mentioned it.

02:01:17.980 He just said that he did.

02:01:18.800 And I will go.

02:01:19.740 I would like to go.

02:01:20.980 I'll ask him.

02:01:22.280 Can we come?

02:01:22.920 He's like, listen, he's like, actually.

02:01:24.880 I just want you to know that I don't hate the Jews.

02:01:26.560 I don't know you that well.

02:01:28.180 You can't come to my Bible study.

02:01:29.440 You can't come to my Bible study, bro. 1.00

02:01:31.340 All right.

02:01:32.160 But yeah, no, a Bible study is where you learn the Bible.

02:01:34.840 That makes sense.

02:01:35.480 You study it.

02:01:36.180 Yeah.

02:01:36.660 The sermon is not, the church is not really where you learn the Bible.

02:01:39.880 I'm learning more.

02:01:40.740 You hear stuff.

02:01:41.360 More and more about, yeah.

02:01:42.720 So I thought she was horrible for saying that and not caring about,

02:01:46.540 what I've been through at all.

02:01:47.620 But now I think I get it.

02:01:49.520 And I think she was right. 0.66

02:01:50.980 A freaking black cube and emptiness and fear was all I had.

02:01:54.800 And I'm just now understanding the importance of that event almost 20 years ago.

02:01:59.660 Nice.

02:01:59.900 Thanks for helping me learn and join in on this journey of discovery with you guys.

02:02:05.100 You don't know how much you're actually helping normal people come back to beliefs that we've held down for years.

02:02:11.760 Heffalums.

02:02:12.180 I don't know if she wants us to dox her.

02:02:14.140 I love her last name.

02:02:15.420 Can you just read it to yourself?

02:02:17.460 Is that really?

02:02:18.660 That's it.

02:02:19.180 Because she's donated on Timeline Cleanse.

02:02:21.640 So her last name will pop up.

02:02:23.000 And I'm like, is that a real name?

02:02:24.860 Yeah.

02:02:25.040 It's like, yeah, dude.

02:02:25.700 Such a cool last name.

02:02:27.260 It is pretty good.

02:02:28.020 Yeah.

02:02:28.460 Lizard person confirmed.

02:02:29.800 Yeah.

02:02:30.160 Fast reptilian.

02:02:31.460 Wow.

02:02:32.480 Basically.

02:02:33.140 That's pretty crazy.

02:02:34.120 Yeah.

02:02:34.380 Thank you, Heffal.

02:02:35.060 See, and that last part right there, which is like, I would much rather the fruits of this show be,

02:02:40.600 you don't know how much you're actually helping normal people come back to the beliefs that we've held down for years,

02:02:44.300 instead of, I think we need a race war.

02:02:47.880 Yeah.

02:02:48.080 It's like, how many stars is this fight?

02:02:51.240 It's fun, though.

02:02:52.020 Maybe that's why I never got to what the fifth star was.

02:02:54.220 I stopped at four.

02:02:55.400 Because if I had gotten to five stars, it had been forever, you know?

02:02:59.360 But yeah, that makes me feel a lot better than the other crazy things.

02:03:06.020 All right.

02:03:06.720 This was good.

02:03:07.340 Hey, guys, if you have your own insane experiences you'd like to share with us,

02:03:11.500 if you want to be like Heffalumps, not in the heroin aspect, 1.00

02:03:15.120 you can submit your testimony at chroniclesnds at gmail.com,

02:03:22.520 and we'll read them, and Nancy will file them away.

02:03:26.640 And if she doesn't, we'll strike her. 1.00

02:03:28.380 Strike her right in her mouth. 1.00

02:03:29.740 I don't want to hit her. 0.99

02:03:30.020 She's very nice. 1.00

02:03:30.580 I'll hit her right in the mouth. 1.00

02:03:31.720 That's it. 1.00

02:03:31.980 Jump up and do it.

02:03:32.780 But like a little one.

02:03:34.480 Bop.

02:03:35.440 Also, guys, we're in the middle of discussions right now.

02:03:38.580 I'm waiting for the arrival of a sword.

02:03:41.740 I know this is like for real OG.

02:03:43.180 Oh, that's right.

02:03:43.940 I think it's for OG NDS enjoyers.

02:03:47.000 Okay.

02:03:48.280 I'm waiting for this sword to show up.

02:03:49.600 If I like the sword, if I like the feel of it,

02:03:52.040 I've already reached out to the manufacturers, right?

02:03:54.460 You saw that.

02:03:55.000 It cuts this old lady good enough. 1.00

02:03:57.720 We're going to the church.

02:04:01.140 No, we're not going to cut an old lady. 1.00

02:04:03.720 But if I like it and I think it's a good suit,

02:04:06.040 then I'm going to ask them, you know,

02:04:07.480 how much it affects the price.

02:04:08.620 If they customize it, yada, yada.

02:04:10.140 We're going to try and get you guys some Nephilim Death Squad swords.

02:04:13.720 We now have, we have sword money.

02:04:15.340 And so we can, we can, we can pay it forward to the people.

02:04:19.380 A lot of you people have been wondering where your NDS swords were for a long time.

02:04:23.080 And I think we got it.

02:04:24.120 So, you know, honestly, Jeep by Jonathan right here.

02:04:27.320 He says, do a live NDS Bible study, set up a scripture and time.

02:04:31.980 Give us a week and read comments of what you have, what we have to share.

02:04:35.300 It's not a bad idea.

02:04:36.920 We probably should do it.

02:04:38.820 Something to think about in the future.

02:04:40.360 That's it, dude.

02:04:40.980 That's all I find.

02:04:41.680 Yeah, we got, and we have some really interesting stuff coming up for you guys.

02:04:44.340 It's going to be like more live interviews.

02:04:46.760 We're going to be talking with, yeah, the t-shirts are actually very serious this time.

02:04:51.480 Going to drop them.

02:04:52.600 I have everything ready.

02:04:54.940 Don't, don't even put a date on it.

02:04:56.220 Eventually.

02:04:56.700 Eventually.

02:04:57.660 People are saying we should release a moon map.

02:05:00.720 Like a poster for your wall.

02:05:02.440 Like this one here.

02:05:03.280 Well, when we flesh out our moon map.

02:05:05.140 Okay.

02:05:05.640 What we think goes on.

02:05:07.180 Maybe we can hire some map experts.

02:05:09.320 We need a topographical moon map.

02:05:11.160 We need maybe like a schizo, like seven seas. 1.00

02:05:13.680 I need a topographical moon globe.

02:05:15.480 Oh, imagine a globe of the moon and it shows you where all the reptilian bases are.

02:05:21.160 That's too much.

02:05:21.940 That's very difficult.

02:05:22.740 No, it's not too much.

02:05:23.700 How fucking cool would that be though, dude? 0.78

02:05:25.260 It's perfect. 0.92

02:05:26.960 We're going to work on it.

02:05:28.160 All right.

02:05:28.720 We're going to do it.

02:05:29.640 All right.

02:05:30.560 Anything else, David, for these people?

02:05:32.640 No, I don't.

02:05:34.360 I don't have anything for them.

02:05:36.000 Nothing?

02:05:39.320 We gave them, we gave you two hours.

02:05:41.600 What more do you want from us?

02:05:43.600 Just fire around into the camera.

02:05:45.580 Don't do that.

02:05:46.300 Put that away.

02:05:47.660 Guys.

02:05:48.120 Fine.

02:05:48.580 Obey, submit, and comply.

02:05:49.680 The greatest hypnotist on planet Earth is a oblong box in the corner of the room.

02:05:56.360 It is constantly telling us what to believe is real.

02:06:00.200 You can persuade us that what they see with their eyes is what there is to see.

02:06:07.380 Because they'll laugh in the face of an explanation that portrays the bigger picture of what's happening.

02:06:13.980 And they have.

02:06:14.900 I hate him.

02:06:17.540 Yeah. 0.79

02:06:19.940 I hate for anyone at all.

02:06:24.980 I hate. 1.00

02:06:25.680 I hate them. 1.00

02:06:28.820 I hate them. 0.98

02:06:30.480 So I don't know.

02:06:31.580 And I just don't feel ch Nano.

02:06:33.400 I hate them.

02:06:35.900 But like, oh, oh.

02:06:38.040 They are all right.

Nephilim Death Squad - August 06, 2025

031： Abbo-ducted - NDS Chronicles

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