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00:01:42.120 Nephilim Death Squad is recorded in front of a live audience.

00:02:03.180 Viewer discretion is advised.

00:02:04.720 We are being hypnotized by people like this.

00:02:16.760 News readers, politicians, teachers, lecturers. 0.99

00:02:21.200 We are in a country and in a world that is being run by unbelievably sick people.

00:02:29.380 And the chasm between what we're told is going on and what is really going on is absolutely normal.

00:02:36.480 Oh yeah, dude. 1.00

00:02:37.640 There's some Nephilim shit. 0.99

00:02:38.820 It's like we all know it's going down, but no one's saying shit what happened to the home of the brave. 1.00

00:02:44.260 These munchies, they controlling this now, and no one's talking about how they made a spot to be slaves. 1.00

00:02:49.360 And everybody's just walking around, heading to the clouds.

00:02:52.440 I want to wake up to a dead in the grave.

00:02:54.980 But unless you may, we need to be ready to raise up.

00:02:57.800 Welcome to the end of day.

00:02:59.540 Everybody is slaves.

00:03:00.980 Only some are aware that the government releasing poison in their...

00:03:04.480 Welcome back, ladies and gentlemen, to another episode of NDS Chronicles,

00:03:09.600 the show where we read your submitted paranormal testimony.

00:03:12.780 I am David Lee Corbin, a.k.a. The Raven.

00:03:17.000 Something was in my throat.

00:03:18.140 That is Top Lobster, the forgetter of posting on Patreon.

00:03:22.160 Yeah, I didn't do the thing.

00:03:24.320 You guys give me a second and we'll post it.

00:03:26.120 Could you hurry up with it?

00:03:27.260 In the meantime, anyway, guys, we're going to do the Patreon thing, right? 0.82

00:03:31.960 30-minute mark, all that other shit?

00:03:33.180 Yeah, yeah, I don't know how to do it from here, but sure we'll do it. 0.98

00:03:35.460 Okay, fine. Well, sometime around the 30-minute mark,

00:03:36.960 we're going to be going live exclusively...

00:03:39.080 Wow.

00:03:39.920 ...to patreon.com backslash Nephilim Death Squad,

00:03:42.000 where you can continue enjoying this show,

00:03:45.600 and you can engage in the live chat,

00:03:47.680 and you can gain access to episodes before the general public,

00:03:50.280 and you might even get some Bohemian Grove tickets 0.99

00:03:52.440 when they drop when it happens, when shit pops off, homie. 0.99

00:03:56.580 All that and more awaits you over at patreon.com backslash Nephilim Death Squad. 0.99

00:03:59.940 You gotta give me a second, because I blew it.

00:04:01.440 I don't have to go ahead and post this. Go ahead.

00:04:03.380 Host the show.

00:04:04.000 Whatever, dude.

00:04:04.700 Do the show.

00:04:05.240 Anyway, Nancy was supposed to be here. 0.92

00:04:09.160 She's not.

00:04:10.660 We were going to have her sit in, and she was going to say things.

00:04:15.960 She was going to be our producer for the show,

00:04:17.700 and I offered it to her.

00:04:19.220 I said, Nancy, do you want to do this?

00:04:20.760 And she said, yes.

00:04:22.200 And then when I said, all right, well, let's do it, 1.00

00:04:24.700 she said, fucking psych, just play. 1.00

00:04:26.620 She said, maybe. 1.00

00:04:27.000 Yeah, I know.

00:04:27.360 It was like she thought that we were joking.

00:04:29.040 Yeah.

00:04:29.460 And now here she is saying good morning.

00:04:30.960 It's kind of disrespectful.

00:04:31.640 She's in the chat.

00:04:32.440 Yeah, she's saying good morning.

00:04:33.740 I won't address it by clicking on it.

00:04:37.340 Besides that massive letdown,

00:04:39.200 we are going to read some of your viewer-submitted testimonies.

00:04:42.960 If you had a thing, if you had a, yeah,

00:04:45.400 Nancy doesn't see it on Patreon.

00:04:46.820 I don't know why.

00:04:47.400 If you've had yourself a schizophrenic happening, look, look, look, look, look, look, look,

00:04:53.760 the camera's going dark.

00:04:54.900 It's going dark.

00:04:56.240 Mother, we're going to have to switch it out.

00:04:57.880 We're not going to have a third camera for this one because-

00:04:59.920 How dark is it?

00:05:00.560 It's not pretty dark.

00:05:01.660 Watch.

00:05:01.980 Wait for it.

00:05:02.500 Hold on.

00:05:02.980 No.

00:05:03.260 Oh, yes.

00:05:03.900 I like it.

00:05:04.680 I think it's fine.

00:05:05.520 We look like a chocolate people.

00:05:08.020 Um, if you want to submit your paranormal testimony to the show so we could read it

00:05:12.080 and make a mockery of you, then, uh, you can do that. 1.00

00:05:15.340 Chronicles NDS at gmail.com.

00:05:17.220 There's a ticker for it, but we can't click on that right now because top is very busy.

00:05:20.680 Oh, there it goes.

00:05:21.440 Patreon members now have it.

00:05:22.860 I posted it.

00:05:23.660 We're good.

00:05:24.180 We're all good.

00:05:24.980 You can go over here.

00:05:26.020 There it is.

00:05:26.480 Patreon.com backslash Nephilim best squad.

00:05:28.140 If you go there, you'll find the thing that we just did right now.

00:05:31.320 Maybe, maybe, probably, man.

00:05:33.280 I don't know.

00:05:34.160 Join us.

00:05:34.780 Who cares?

00:05:35.620 Yeah.

00:05:36.120 No, I care.

00:05:37.820 Look how dark we are, though.

00:05:39.440 All right, all right, all right, all right, all right, all right, all right, all right.

00:05:41.720 That's fine.

00:05:42.700 We're going to keep it.

00:05:43.760 Guys, chat.

00:05:45.220 Is this real?

00:05:45.860 Should we keep the chocolate cam?

00:05:49.960 I like it.

00:05:50.820 I think it's fine.

00:05:51.520 I think it works good.

00:05:52.380 You think so?

00:05:53.080 Yeah, yeah.

00:05:53.500 We changed our little camera so we could see the TV that we're working. 0.99

00:05:57.240 All the technical difficulties you guys have are fake and gay. 1.00

00:05:59.880 That's right, Rob. 0.99

00:06:00.460 Let's show.

00:06:02.260 There they go.

00:06:02.960 Chocolate cam.

00:06:04.000 It looks fine.

00:06:05.200 It looks dark.

00:06:06.560 It looks good.

00:06:07.520 Is it, uh, it's adding to the mood, right?

00:06:10.120 It's like ambiance.

00:06:11.720 I think it looks fine.

00:06:12.540 I think without you saying it, I think people wouldn't even know this.

00:06:15.480 I can't help it now.

00:06:16.140 That's all I can focus on is how chocolate we look.

00:06:18.960 It looks great.

00:06:19.420 Oh, it's getting, that's much better.

00:06:23.300 Whatever.

00:06:24.060 Nancy producing.

00:06:25.180 Thank you very much, Nancy.

00:06:26.420 We appreciate that.

00:06:27.440 Uh, maybe a little bit lower.

00:06:28.800 You can go a little bit lower.

00:06:29.700 This is very bright.

00:06:31.460 Anywho, let's, we're going to read some stories today.

00:06:33.520 Uh, Keisha Berry Texan says, y'all look more ethnic, which was, that's a pretty big ad.

00:06:39.180 Is that good?

00:06:39.680 Is that bad?

00:06:40.320 I don't think she likes the ethnic thing, to be honest.

00:06:42.980 I know a little bit about her and, uh, something tells me that comes from a place of disdain.

00:06:47.400 So we're going to read some, uh, viewers.

00:06:50.000 I'm pretty sure I just ripped my, what did you rip?

00:06:53.140 I ripped my pants.

00:06:54.340 Oh, is that what that was?

00:06:55.460 I just saw you tugging on your Peter there.

00:06:56.920 Yeah, it's not good.

00:06:57.980 It's not good.

00:06:59.560 It's a disaster, guys.

00:07:00.720 You would think that we had it all dialed in.

00:07:02.740 We just finished a show with Laura Baker.

00:07:04.700 Yeah.

00:07:05.080 It was an incredible show.

00:07:06.160 We decided, we're like, let's change everything.

00:07:08.080 We said, let's change it all.

00:07:09.040 Let's change this camera from one that functioned to one that doesn't function.

00:07:13.300 And, uh, honestly, you should have seen how good it looked before we started the show.

00:07:17.620 Hey, when it's on, it's on.

00:07:18.700 When it's on, it's on, baby.

00:07:20.620 All right.

00:07:20.840 Chronicles.

00:07:21.380 That's what we're doing.

00:07:22.020 You know what this is great for?

00:07:23.220 What's that?

00:07:23.800 People that listen audio only.

00:07:26.320 Let's just only describe like a, like a very visual.

00:07:29.460 No, let's make the show very visual.

00:07:31.060 Like, uh, explain things in excruciating detail, but only like, only for people that are currently watching or people that will watch in the future.

00:07:39.140 I actually don't know how, how the show looks because on this monitor, it looks one way, but then on that monitor, it looks a totally different way.

00:07:46.740 Well, the problem is that monitor there is, is 15 years old.

00:07:49.520 Then I have a, I have a better monitor.

00:07:51.540 Why does the 15 year old monitor look better?

00:07:52.960 Why is the 15 year old monitor on the wall?

00:07:54.660 This is a question.

00:07:55.400 It looks great.

00:07:55.860 Do you know why it's on the wall?

00:07:56.680 Why?

00:07:56.980 Because my other monitor.

00:07:58.440 I thought you were going to say my aunt.

00:07:59.620 My other monitor is somewhere else.

00:08:01.840 Oh, that's right.

00:08:03.340 It's in, it's in the lion's den.

00:08:05.160 Clint stole it.

00:08:06.500 Clint stole it.

00:08:07.480 He's, he looked donut is here paying us, uh, respects again.

00:08:11.440 Clint return, return the moon map, return the moon map. 1.00

00:08:14.160 You bald bitch. 1.00

00:08:15.000 Thank you. 1.00

00:08:15.380 Donut.

00:08:15.860 Uh, the set is so fire.

00:08:17.020 The camera worked out.

00:08:17.900 Isn't it incredible?

00:08:19.180 Thank you, Nancy.

00:08:20.080 Right now she's producing the show and she's doing really, uh, really well on the cameras.

00:08:25.420 Thank you.

00:08:25.740 Good job, Nancy.

00:08:26.900 Great job.

00:08:27.380 You're going to get a raise. 0.99

00:08:28.360 Shut up over there though. 0.99

00:08:29.420 Okay, great. 1.00

00:08:30.060 Fuck up. 1.00

00:08:30.520 We're going to read some stories. 1.00

00:08:31.660 Who do you want to read today?

00:08:32.520 We have some really good stories in the, in this, uh, file that I haven't even looked

00:08:38.500 at, but I know that they're good.

00:08:40.340 Nancy said that they're good.

00:08:41.420 So I believe.

00:08:42.120 Oh, well she's, she said Milkus, one of our favorite people, Milkus Dogus.

00:08:45.600 Yes.

00:08:45.880 My favorite, my favorite person.

00:08:47.260 Which is my favorite person.

00:08:48.120 Um, and he sent us something.

00:08:50.620 So we're going to have to read that.

00:08:51.520 But, but Matthew Lane says, I haven't got enough from you guys yet.

00:08:55.660 Yes.

00:08:55.940 You've exposed the well water story and, uh, and I need more from you.

00:09:00.540 So we submitted a story.

00:09:01.780 He needs us to read it.

00:09:02.720 He's very needy.

00:09:03.700 He's a little bit needy.

00:09:04.660 He's a little needy.

00:09:05.320 A little bit upset.

00:09:06.460 It looks brighter now.

00:09:07.300 It looks brighter now.

00:09:08.180 I don't know what's happening.

00:09:10.900 It's going to drive me crazy.

00:09:13.020 That's all right.

00:09:13.640 Maybe we'll get it.

00:09:14.280 I think we'll get like a, I think something really small for their, um, I think we'll get

00:09:18.120 like, uh, what is that called?

00:09:20.680 Uh, the GoPro or something like that.

00:09:22.320 Oh, a GoPro.

00:09:23.020 I have a GoPro.

00:09:23.980 You do.

00:09:24.600 It's like a GoPro one.

00:09:25.900 So what?

00:09:26.760 All right.

00:09:27.300 Hmm.

00:09:28.260 We'll see.

00:09:28.900 It's not.

00:09:29.500 Yeah.

00:09:29.700 Look at what we're using now.

00:09:30.920 Look at what we're doing.

00:09:31.860 Look at what we've given to you guys.

00:09:33.620 This is like a tiny, like pill shape thing that we're using.

00:09:36.100 It's almost like that, uh, UFO that's landing.

00:09:38.740 Oh, the one that tick, no, the one that's going to kill earth. 0.69

00:09:41.640 Yeah.

00:09:42.020 Did you see that?

00:09:42.520 It's like all multicolored and they're like, do you see that thing out there?

00:09:45.580 I don't know what they're doing.

00:09:46.640 I don't know what they're doing.

00:09:47.280 I just know that NASA is going, Hey, November, we're all going to die.

00:09:51.360 Yeah. 1.00

00:09:51.720 And I go, Hey, I don't give a fuck. 1.00

00:09:54.000 I can't stand you guys. 1.00

00:09:55.240 I cannot stand you guys. 0.98

00:09:56.660 I really can't.

00:09:57.780 Um, I I'm just tired of it.

00:09:59.720 I don't know.

00:10:00.300 I don't, I, you know, if you're worth your salt, you don't believe what NASA has to say

00:10:04.160 to begin with, but to just, to just be so obtuse with the people, NASA to say, Hey, um,

00:10:10.520 we've officially given this whole thing, an expiration date.

00:10:14.160 And that expiration date is, is rapidly approaching.

00:10:16.880 And until that moment, the world intends to, to go on, you know, it's kind of messed up.

00:10:21.240 What's that?

00:10:21.660 Look, go when it goes back to your head, boom, boom, boom, my head.

00:10:24.400 If we're going to make this very visual again for the people listening at home, look at my

00:10:27.340 head, you're blocking donuts, VHS videos.

00:10:29.800 I could just see a little bit of the, of the, uh, the dolphin right behind you.

00:10:33.940 Oh, look, that's a good view.

00:10:35.100 Look at that donut. 1.00

00:10:35.800 Are you looking at that?

00:10:36.440 You're part of our set.

00:10:37.240 Oh, over there too.

00:10:38.860 We love you donut represented.

00:10:40.720 We really do.

00:10:41.420 We do.

00:10:41.820 He stopped watching.

00:10:42.560 He pops in when we go live. 0.97

00:10:43.680 He's like still gay. 1.00

00:10:44.820 Yeah. 0.96

00:10:45.180 Moves on.

00:10:45.700 I get it.

00:10:46.300 I get it.

00:10:46.840 All right.

00:10:47.380 So you want to read, why don't you pick up a Matthew lane?

00:10:49.920 Let's read Matthew lane, Matthew lane.

00:10:51.880 Yeah.

00:10:52.020 But you do it.

00:10:53.400 Buckle up buckaroos. 1.00

00:10:54.560 This one's quite interesting.

00:10:56.140 Jeez.

00:10:56.600 Hey, I'm already not interested. 1.00

00:10:58.180 Fuck you, man. 1.00

00:11:00.340 Okay. 1.00

00:11:00.940 Let's read it.

00:11:02.460 I grew up in a household raised by a mother who was present and absent at the same time.

00:11:07.420 And with a stepfather who was only really nice to me during the football season.

00:11:11.820 What does that mean?

00:11:12.640 Present and absent at the same time.

00:11:14.500 Um, it means when you're there, but you're not really there.

00:11:17.440 There, but not.

00:11:18.180 I'm guilty of that sometimes where I'm like, I'm doing like, I'm, I tell my wife, Oh, I

00:11:22.120 don't work now.

00:11:23.020 So now I'm home all the time.

00:11:24.660 Work more than ever.

00:11:25.520 Now we work a lot.

00:11:26.500 And she's like, you're here, but you're not really here. 0.98

00:11:28.460 I'm like, I'm here fucking in spirit and also in the flesh. 0.97

00:11:31.840 But my, uh, mental capacity is, is, is elsewhere. 0.98

00:11:35.140 So I, I understand it.

00:11:36.580 Yeah.

00:11:37.060 Okay.

00:11:37.420 I get it.

00:11:38.120 I get it.

00:11:38.520 We're all guilty of that. 1.00

00:11:39.680 Let's see how fucked up Matthew became. 1.00

00:11:41.160 Well, we kind of know. 1.00

00:11:41.980 I mean, we, yeah, we know, we know exactly.

00:11:45.020 All right, here we go.

00:11:45.520 Here we go.

00:11:45.920 All right.

00:11:46.840 I've always been overly obsessed with girls growing up, craving the attention and affection

00:11:50.900 of a beautiful girl who would make me feel better about myself.

00:11:53.720 This feels like overcompensation.

00:11:55.340 Yeah.

00:11:56.040 Yeah.

00:11:56.840 Yeah. 0.90

00:11:57.060 That's all retarded now saying it out loud. 0.99

00:11:59.020 That's correct.

00:11:59.980 Um, but as a kid, you don't really know that at some point in my childhood, probably nine

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00:12:49.980 This dream made me get up out of my bed while I was still in my dream and head outside to

00:12:54.780 this grassy mound that sat in front of our apartment complex.

00:12:57.960 It was quite literally a six to seven foot tall by 30 to 40 foot long, maybe five foot

00:13:06.360 wide lump of dirt covered in grass right along the sidewalk.

00:13:10.420 I could tell already this one does.

00:13:11.980 Does this one have paragraphs?

00:13:14.320 Um, it does have paragraphs.

00:13:16.080 It's not that long.

00:13:16.960 So he, he, he, he gets it.

00:13:19.180 All right.

00:13:19.420 Good, good, good, good, good.

00:13:19.940 Guys, paragraphs.

00:13:20.880 Yeah.

00:13:21.240 All right.

00:13:21.500 Um, where are we at?

00:13:23.720 Yeah.

00:13:24.160 Me and the other neighbor kids would always congregate on it and play, uh, king of the

00:13:28.500 mountain sled riding our bikes.

00:13:30.300 So it, uh, it's called king of the hill.

00:13:32.740 Yeah.

00:13:33.160 I guess I, wherever he's at, he's in like Ohio or something like that.

00:13:36.080 Yeah. 0.99

00:13:36.400 So fucking place here. 1.00

00:13:37.520 They call it some other shit, but all right. 1.00

00:13:39.120 Um, king of the mountain sled riding our bikes. 0.98

00:13:42.160 So it trying to jump over it, you name it.

00:13:46.040 Okay.

00:13:46.800 Yeah.

00:13:46.980 We get it.

00:13:47.380 He's not good with words, but yeah, we get the picture.

00:13:50.340 I'm trying here guys.

00:13:52.020 This is our second episode of the day.

00:13:53.460 No, no, no.

00:13:53.980 I mean, so he goes king of the mountain sled riding our bikes.

00:13:59.420 So it trying to jump over it, you name it, you name it.

00:14:04.180 Hey, Hey, have you ever seen, have you ever seen, I got to play this video now.

00:14:09.100 You know what?

00:14:09.720 I realized that people just write into this to get mocked relentlessly.

00:14:13.100 We go, Oh, you had a fascinating thing to tell us, but your grammar.

00:14:17.520 Is atrocious.

00:14:19.300 And this is what, uh, hold on.

00:14:20.800 I got to play this video.

00:14:22.040 It's I'm sorry, Matthew, but this is what you're, this is what you're, uh, you're kind

00:14:27.140 of like your verbiage is reminding me of here.

00:14:29.020 So here we go.

00:14:29.540 Pull up this video.

00:14:30.160 It's my favorite song.

00:14:31.740 Um, meet cavern says I look shiny. 1.00

00:14:34.800 Son of a bitch, dude. 1.00

00:14:35.860 He does look shiny. 1.00

00:14:36.660 Here we go.

00:14:37.280 Ready?

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00:14:49.140 Forget about the rest.

00:14:51.000 You're like us.

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00:14:54.700 You want it.

00:14:55.820 You need it.

00:14:56.700 We got it.

00:14:57.700 Hey, Hey, let's dance.

00:14:59.480 Let's dance.

00:14:59.940 We're not selling furniture anymore.

00:15:05.560 That's incredible, dude.

00:15:06.660 We're dancing.

00:15:07.660 Hey, hey.

00:15:08.060 I love this.

00:15:09.220 Is my head really that shiny?

00:15:10.880 It just, you're just a sweaty dude.

00:15:13.060 It's hot in this house.

00:15:15.220 It's this.

00:15:15.980 Hey, hey.

00:15:17.380 Hey, hey.

00:15:18.080 And then, and then just like an invitation to dance.

00:15:21.040 He's like king of the hill.

00:15:22.300 So great.

00:15:22.700 You know, confirm.

00:15:23.880 I'm never going to shop with you. 1.00

00:15:25.240 If you go fucking let's dance. 1.00

00:15:26.920 I'm going to go. 1.00

00:15:27.440 Let's not.

00:15:28.300 I got to go, dude. 0.91

00:15:29.520 I'm not fucking dancing guy, but I like, I mean, he's kind of dressed like you. 0.87

00:15:33.980 You know what it is though? 0.97

00:15:34.960 The, the, the shopping experience at a furniture store is already horrifying.

00:15:38.800 Yeah. 0.99

00:15:39.040 He does not fucking dress like me. 0.99

00:15:40.420 I don't, I don't dress like that. 1.00

00:15:41.620 Look at me right now.

00:15:42.340 I'm, I'm.

00:15:43.580 Top Lobster merged up.

00:15:44.760 Corner furniture is like, it was like a local spot.

00:15:47.000 This is a local commercial.

00:15:48.740 Yeah.

00:15:48.940 Or like Brooklyn.

00:15:49.640 We had those. 1.00

00:15:50.620 We had that, that kind of a shit. 1.00

00:15:52.220 Oh, you got the fucking cursor over there. 1.00

00:15:54.200 We can't share the mouse. 0.99

00:15:55.340 I'm not, I don't even need it anymore.

00:15:56.800 It's whatever.

00:15:58.000 Um, all right.

00:15:59.040 So go, go, go pick up where you left off.

00:16:00.560 It was, uh, you want it.

00:16:02.940 You need it.

00:16:04.000 Hey, let's, Madeline's like, let's, let's dance. 0.53

00:16:10.260 Let's dance.

00:16:11.880 All right.

00:16:12.380 Serious though.

00:16:13.040 Okay.

00:16:13.460 All right.

00:16:13.660 For serious.

00:16:14.240 Yeah.

00:16:14.440 Do you see it right there?

00:16:15.200 Yeah.

00:16:15.420 So I'm dreaming.

00:16:16.100 I'm walking to this mound and the moon is just, uh, bright.

00:16:20.520 It doesn't work.

00:16:24.120 Nothing works.

00:16:24.780 Stop.

00:16:25.240 Oh, here we go.

00:16:26.300 It's delayed.

00:16:27.160 Yeah.

00:16:28.680 So I'm dreaming.

00:16:29.720 I'm walking to this mound and the moon is bright white.

00:16:32.580 It's glow is massive.

00:16:34.460 And as I get closer, it seems as the moon is descending to where I'm headed.

00:16:39.320 Once I get there, the mound feels so much taller than normal.

00:16:42.940 I ascend to the top of it and watch the light about six feet away from me slowly come down.

00:16:48.400 And turns out the glow is the most beautiful blonde haired angel I've ever seen in my life.

00:16:54.300 Man, Matthew's horned up.

00:16:55.880 He is horned up, man.

00:16:58.520 She was, uh, bodacious, bros. 0.52

00:17:02.120 I don't like that.

00:17:03.140 I don't like that.

00:17:03.720 I don't like that.

00:17:04.320 He starts off with buckle up, buckaroos.

00:17:06.900 Hey, hey.

00:17:08.040 Matthew goes bodacious.

00:17:09.580 He's quickly becoming the dude that I'm like, like before I was like, we should hang out with Matthew.

00:17:14.400 Yeah.

00:17:14.700 We'll do this documentary.

00:17:15.680 We'll hang.

00:17:15.820 And now I'm like, you said bodacious.

00:17:17.340 I was like, nah, I don't want to hang out with him.

00:17:18.980 I mean, I feel, I feel bad.

00:17:20.360 He's probably watching the show.

00:17:21.600 I mean, it is what it is.

00:17:22.860 He knows what he did.

00:17:24.800 Hey, hey. 1.00

00:17:25.520 Where the fuck is Nancy? 1.00

00:17:26.420 Let's dance. 1.00

00:17:27.440 Hey, hey.

00:17:28.640 Nancy's driving.

00:17:29.460 She's drunk driving. 1.00

00:17:30.280 All right.

00:17:30.780 All right.

00:17:30.980 Uh, okay.

00:17:32.520 So I'm such a young boy and it feels like all the sexual feminine energy that's standing in front of me is coming at me like it wants me.

00:17:41.080 At the time I was all about it.

00:17:43.160 She had big breasts, beautiful face. 1.00

00:17:46.060 Her legs were long, huge shitter. 1.00

00:17:49.220 Wait. 0.98

00:17:49.320 This feels a lot like what Nate was describing.

00:17:53.580 Yeah.

00:17:53.600 These guys, they keep on bringing the spirit a little bit. 0.98

00:17:55.360 Why do they keep talking about her shitter? 0.95

00:17:57.380 I don't know, dude. 0.98

00:17:58.700 It's weird.

00:17:59.880 It's okay.

00:18:00.680 Also, the legs were long.

00:18:01.800 That's what, that's what Nate said too.

00:18:03.420 Yeah.

00:18:03.700 Yeah.

00:18:04.320 Nate, Nick.

00:18:04.920 I knew what time it was.

00:18:07.460 It was time to go to pound town.

00:18:09.720 Blap, blap, blap, blap.

00:18:10.860 It's business time.

00:18:11.920 It's business time.

00:18:12.820 Hey, it's time to dance.

00:18:14.560 Hey, hey.

00:18:15.780 I love that.

00:18:16.960 I'm sorry.

00:18:17.880 He just comes out like, he's like, so we got Ottomans and furniture.

00:18:21.740 Hey, hey, let's dance.

00:18:23.400 Like you couldn't figure it.

00:18:24.620 Well, that was the thing.

00:18:25.300 It was, he, he wasn't gifted with the black. 1.00

00:18:27.480 He just ran out of shit. 1.00

00:18:28.640 The black, he just ran out of shit to rhyme, which is like unheard of in the black community. 1.00

00:18:32.760 You're like, how about, do you have, do you have like a dinner tables? 1.00

00:18:35.980 He was like, nah.

00:18:37.480 And I really can't figure out for the life of me what rhymes with dinner tables either.

00:18:41.240 So let's dance.

00:18:42.220 Let's dance.

00:18:43.200 Hey, hey.

00:18:45.880 I think the name of the episode is Corner Furniture.

00:18:48.040 I'm glad that you, I'm pleased that you showed me that treasure.

00:18:50.720 Right?

00:18:51.100 That's nice.

00:18:51.500 Isn't it nice?

00:18:52.280 It's one of those things that like, that comes into your brain every so often you go, good.

00:18:56.520 Well, you know, because I specifically, before we started this, you said, what kind of episode should we do?

00:19:00.420 And I said, let's give the people a low effort one.

00:19:02.280 Yeah.

00:19:02.760 And you agreed, but then you, we, you know, within it already treasure.

00:19:05.520 We set up a new camera.

00:19:06.520 We just can't help it.

00:19:07.400 We just give people bangers.

00:19:08.820 I'm actually thinking about this for the, for the audio listeners.

00:19:11.660 I want to get stickers that match here and just put little stickers underneath here.

00:19:15.620 Maybe, uh, I don't know something.

00:19:18.120 Oh, Nancy.

00:19:18.560 Hi.

00:19:18.740 These people never tell me when they're going live.

00:19:20.600 Nancy, you got to be ready.

00:19:21.680 You always got to be ready.

00:19:22.460 That's the thing about us is we're unpredictable.

00:19:25.460 Yeah.

00:19:25.720 And, uh, if we were to become predictable, we would lose our pizzazz.

00:19:29.680 Show him the gun. 0.98

00:19:30.280 What if I just fucking, we ended this show and I, which, which cameras? 1.00

00:19:36.880 Fucking shoot that one. 1.00

00:19:38.100 I'll fucking shoot it. 1.00

00:19:39.040 I'll fucking shoot it right now. 1.00

00:19:40.220 Put it away. 1.00

00:19:40.600 We can't put this on YouTube.

00:19:41.660 Oh, that's right.

00:19:42.280 My bad.

00:19:42.720 All right.

00:19:42.940 That's fine.

00:19:43.240 He's not going to do that.

00:19:44.040 I wouldn't do that.

00:19:44.680 All right.

00:19:47.460 Let me tell you.

00:19:48.620 I woke up from that dream.

00:19:53.760 This is very serious.

00:19:55.560 I'm sorry.

00:19:55.820 I'm sorry.

00:19:56.260 Okay.

00:19:57.260 You woke up from that dream the next day with one thing on his mind. 1.00

00:20:01.400 Pussy. 1.00

00:20:02.880 That, what is it? 1.00

00:20:04.240 That bodacious shitter? 0.99

00:20:07.140 Okay. 0.99

00:20:07.640 Okay.

00:20:07.960 Okay.

00:20:09.340 You know, people complained about this.

00:20:11.040 They were like, when you started describing the, the succubi, I had to tune out.

00:20:15.180 And I was like.

00:20:15.660 Somebody said that and I was like, I get it.

00:20:17.300 And now here we are.

00:20:18.080 They're like, you know what?

00:20:19.840 Tune in next.

00:20:20.760 We're going to do it again.

00:20:21.800 We're going to do it again.

00:20:23.480 Yeah.

00:20:23.840 Yeah.

00:20:24.120 I feel bad.

00:20:25.000 I feel bad.

00:20:25.560 But these are not my stories.

00:20:27.120 No, it's not our fault either.

00:20:28.660 This is Matthew Lane.

00:20:29.560 Go look him up. 1.00

00:20:30.460 Disgusting man. 0.99

00:20:31.480 All right. 0.91

00:20:32.800 I completely lost sight of who I was and I meant for, and, and what I was meant for at nine years

00:20:39.100 old.

00:20:39.360 Whoa.

00:20:40.600 I ended up losing my virginity on my 14th birthday to a 17 year old boy. 1.00

00:20:44.940 Dog, you got raped. 1.00

00:20:46.820 Is that rape? 1.00

00:20:48.000 Technically it is, right?

00:20:49.280 Yeah.

00:20:49.480 Depending on which state he's in.

00:20:50.920 Technically Matthew Lane was molested.

00:20:53.660 Jeez.

00:20:54.000 So in retrospect, gentlemen, what we have here is a case of a lust demon.

00:20:57.620 You're probably wondering why I gathered you here today. 0.99

00:21:01.220 Matthew, you've been raped. 0.99

00:21:04.320 Okay. 1.00

00:21:04.760 All right.

00:21:04.900 Be serious, Matthew.

00:21:05.560 Okay.

00:21:05.940 I'm sorry.

00:21:06.520 I'm sorry.

00:21:07.120 He's pouring his heart out here.

00:21:08.360 You're right.

00:21:08.920 And you, all you're talking about is corner furniture.

00:21:11.120 I'm sorry.

00:21:11.700 All right.

00:21:12.080 Hey, hey.

00:21:13.440 Not to put it all on this one dream.

00:21:16.780 There's some others, other things about me that make me the way I am, but I was obsessed.

00:21:21.320 What happened?

00:21:21.760 Chocolate cam.

00:21:22.940 Is it, is it back?

00:21:23.820 I like it.

00:21:24.320 It's back to chocolate cam.

00:21:25.520 Hey, this is just, we're working out the kinks for you people.

00:21:27.980 Don't worry about it.

00:21:28.560 Maybe they like it.

00:21:29.200 They might like chocolate cam. 0.98

00:21:30.740 Sex was just a goal for me at the end of the day.

00:21:33.000 Not something you do with a partner that you love.

00:21:35.780 As many times as I've tried to find love, it was always the wrong way.

00:21:39.620 Even when I thought I found love, I chased the lust of others.

00:21:43.440 I was a sick man before I found God and my true purpose.

00:21:46.860 Recently, God blessed me with an absolute angel.

00:21:49.160 So, the closest thing to a soulmate or a divine union that I could possibly imagine.

00:21:54.480 The signs follow both of us, the number 22 and 222.

00:21:58.380 Ah, this nigga's got angel numbers. 1.00

00:22:00.720 Is Matthew Lane the guy with the numerology guy in the chat?

00:22:04.400 Is it Gary the numbers guy?

00:22:05.320 Is it Gary the numbers guy?

00:22:06.220 I don't know.

00:22:06.540 Who is Gary the numbers guy?

00:22:07.300 We both have 44 on our license plate.

00:22:10.660 Coincidence?

00:22:12.000 Coincidence?

00:22:13.380 Hey, hey.

00:22:14.600 I'm sorry.

00:22:15.360 I'm sorry.

00:22:16.020 I'm going to stop doing that.

00:22:17.160 I can't.

00:22:17.840 I'm going to stop doing it.

00:22:19.100 Right, though?

00:22:19.980 Yeah.

00:22:20.680 Right. 0.98

00:22:21.620 It's fucking good, man. 0.99

00:22:23.380 Now, hold on a second. 0.99

00:22:24.220 Imagine making a commercial.

00:22:26.400 Hold on.

00:22:26.740 I want this to be the chocolate cam.

00:22:29.480 Okay.

00:22:30.160 Imagine making it.

00:22:31.000 It's not bad.

00:22:32.360 It's pretty bad.

00:22:32.940 If you're listening on audio, just go ahead and tune in to the, go to the YouTube page.

00:22:37.280 Yeah.

00:22:37.520 Subscribe while you're there. 1.00

00:22:38.620 You dirty animals. 0.99

00:22:39.700 And check out what we're talking about. 0.99

00:22:40.960 We're 20 minutes and 46 seconds in and just go check out the switch.

00:22:45.020 I was just going to put my hand out and say get brighter.

00:22:47.760 I was just waiting for you to shut up. 0.97

00:22:49.260 Wow. 0.98

00:22:50.040 Yeah.

00:22:50.280 I mean, listen, I think it's fine.

00:22:51.660 This is overexposed.

00:22:52.920 Continue.

00:22:54.000 Whatever.

00:22:54.480 Listen, this is the best we got.

00:22:55.560 Yeah.

00:22:55.940 It's the best we got.

00:22:56.500 We're doing the best we got.

00:22:57.620 We can do.

00:22:58.480 Yeah.

00:22:58.940 Hey, hey.

00:22:59.960 Let's go.

00:23:00.840 Let's dance.

00:23:02.940 I hate this show.

00:23:04.580 People are going to hate this episode.

00:23:06.120 Yeah.

00:23:06.360 This has gone off the rails.

00:23:07.460 Yeah.

00:23:09.880 The fact that we went through a walk in a cemetery and my last name and her mother's maiden name

00:23:14.940 had plots right next to each other.

00:23:16.920 Not our family, but our names.

00:23:18.400 I won't bore you with more details, but it's the healthiest partnership I've ever had.

00:23:24.260 I'm full send a believer that taking on God's mission to help Joe Gilberti is bringing

00:23:30.280 me peace in my life in other areas.

00:23:32.220 Shout out Joe Gilberti.

00:23:33.460 Yeah.

00:23:34.280 Free my nigga Joe. 0.95

00:23:37.480 He's given me a supportive woman in my life who thinks highly of me and I intend to prove 0.91

00:23:41.940 them both correct.

00:23:43.420 My message to listeners today, you do not need to allow yourself to allow your past to

00:23:48.420 hold you back.

00:23:49.580 Stop living like a sinner and get back to your mission. 1.00

00:23:52.580 If you do not know what that mission is any longer, I assure you, stop moving, sit still

00:23:58.600 and pray.

00:23:59.340 It will come.

00:24:00.340 Love you, gentlemen.

00:24:01.080 Thanks for the content.

00:24:03.100 And to your question, I'm having so much fun.

00:24:06.300 Oh, he gets it.

00:24:07.520 Fantastic.

00:24:08.220 Yeah.

00:24:08.840 Well, I'm sorry you were molested.

00:24:12.840 It's crazy the things that people break on this show.

00:24:15.280 And then we and then we talks about them.

00:24:20.060 Schizofren says, hey, David, let Top know I like his shoes.

00:24:23.220 Thank you.

00:24:23.600 That's why I've been doing this.

00:24:24.700 Somebody said they like my shoes earlier.

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00:24:52.420 No, I think they were being facetious.

00:24:56.580 Fishy shish. 0.99

00:24:57.320 Yeah, because your shoes represent the floor of a Masonic Lodge.

00:25:01.180 That's right.

00:25:01.940 Yeah.

00:25:02.600 And you've worn them now two days in a row.

00:25:04.660 Well, yeah, because they're comfy.

00:25:08.220 They don't have laces.

00:25:08.900 I just slip them on my feet and I keep going.

00:25:10.460 That's one thing about me, guys.

00:25:11.660 You're never going to see me with the same pair of shoes two days in a row.

00:25:15.020 It's going to always be something new.

00:25:16.940 These are the Kermits. 1.00

00:25:18.400 These are the chlorophylls, baby.

00:25:19.720 Come on. 1.00

00:25:20.460 You're a disgusting man. 1.00

00:25:22.420 Thank you, Matthew. 1.00

00:25:27.020 No, that was a good story, man.

00:25:28.900 Yeah.

00:25:29.800 I wonder, I mean, the numerology stuff, Matthew seems to look into like a lot of signs a lot.

00:25:34.980 As a matter of fact, we were out and he's not wrong.

00:25:38.240 He's not wrong. 0.53

00:25:38.940 No, he's not wrong.

00:25:39.820 He messaged us when we went out to see Christine at the well and he goes, you know, Saturn's

00:25:45.960 in retrograde today, guys, or something like that.

00:25:48.320 Oh, my God.

00:25:48.900 Yeah, he said. 1.00

00:25:50.660 Expect shit not to be good. 0.99

00:25:52.420 Yeah. 1.00

00:25:52.540 He said, expect shit not to work or something like that. 0.98

00:25:54.700 But he was like, just stay steadfast. 0.98

00:25:56.280 And when Mercury comes out of retrograde, then Venus is going to reside in the, and he

00:26:03.160 was, you know. 0.99

00:26:03.840 And I was just like, shut the fuck up. 1.00

00:26:05.040 Shut up. 1.00

00:26:05.400 And then nothing worked. 1.00

00:26:06.840 And then nothing worked.

00:26:07.880 He was right.

00:26:08.520 But he was like, stay steadfast. 0.99

00:26:09.640 And they fucking, it was the craziest thing. 0.98

00:26:11.820 I mean, we probably spoke about it, but the generator that they were using, first off, 0.99

00:26:17.340 the generator that they had before died that day.

00:26:20.700 Yeah.

00:26:20.860 They went to the store, bought a brand new generator.

00:26:23.700 That one didn't work.

00:26:25.280 Brand new.

00:26:26.000 Didn't work out the box.

00:26:27.020 So they had to go back, buy a new one.

00:26:28.420 And then finally, after a while, that worked. 0.98

00:26:30.060 So I was like, damn, what does Matthew know? 0.97

00:26:32.140 What does he know? 0.98

00:26:33.120 What do you know, Matthew?

00:26:34.720 What do you know?

00:26:36.040 What are you doing to us, Matthew?

00:26:37.440 What are you doing?

00:26:38.020 What are you wearing right now, Matthew?

00:26:40.800 And also, what were you wearing when, uh, nevermind.

00:26:45.520 Okay.

00:26:45.920 Okay.

00:26:46.200 Okay.

00:26:46.480 Okay.

00:26:46.700 Okay.

00:26:47.280 So, so it's funny because he said if we would have read that story last time when we read

00:26:51.340 Nate's story, that there would have been a theme.

00:26:52.820 And he's right.

00:26:53.400 It's weird how on point that theme would have been.

00:26:56.680 Yeah.

00:26:56.900 This show is very much, uh, it, if you're not watching it chronologically, Chronicles

00:27:02.640 chronologically, you're kind of missing out because the stories lead one into another.

00:27:06.340 The one we just did with Laura Baker led into the one from Izzy.

00:27:08.880 And that was weird.

00:27:09.400 That was crazy.

00:27:09.940 Yeah.

00:27:10.260 Led into the one from guy.

00:27:11.520 And it's all, and I, uh, people are going to say, well, you guys keep doing the same

00:27:15.000 episode, but no, that's not necessarily true.

00:27:17.240 I don't, I don't disagree.

00:27:18.540 I, I, I dug up a clip the other day from like, I think it was three years ago or two and

00:27:24.360 a half years ago.

00:27:25.180 And it was me on the Ravens watch.

00:27:26.640 And it was like, I was talking about the upside down and I was talking about, you know, uh, Montauk project

00:27:32.020 and, and, uh, and, and basically traumatizing children to unlock latent psychic abilities.

00:27:39.160 And I was like, oh my God, I've not said a new thing in almost three years.

00:27:43.040 Well, they keep, they keep doing, they keep doing it to the kids. 0.99

00:27:45.600 They keep molesting these kids until they do psychic shit. 1.00

00:27:47.780 Yeah. 0.99

00:27:48.000 So, I mean, you know, yeah, I mean, if you, you know, if it's the truth, you're going to

00:27:53.100 keep saying it, right?

00:27:53.700 I guess.

00:27:54.080 I don't know.

00:27:54.420 So it's, it's a lot of the same issues, but I mean, realistically, there's nothing new under

00:27:58.840 the sun.

00:27:59.220 It's just how you're looking at these things.

00:28:00.700 So the angle in which we're looking at is a little bit different.

00:28:02.840 And I think it makes a lot more sense, um, to, you know, the current day audience.

00:28:07.660 I think it does too.

00:28:08.560 I think we, we, we really, uh, I think more people need to have us on their show so that

00:28:12.320 we could talk about the telepathy tapes kids.

00:28:15.500 Yeah.

00:28:15.920 I feel like.

00:28:16.280 Did you hear that?

00:28:16.880 Did you hear my indigestion just there? 0.61

00:28:18.260 It was gross.

00:28:18.560 That was really gross.

00:28:19.420 We beat that to death, uh, for ourselves, but I feel like, yeah, I'd like to go make the

00:28:24.840 rounds.

00:28:25.160 I'm kind of rusty on it.

00:28:26.260 It's been, it's been a while.

00:28:27.400 I'd like to get it back out there.

00:28:28.640 Um, yeah.

00:28:30.220 And yes, schizofriend politics is the highest form of theater or certainly at the highest

00:28:34.080 levels of politics.

00:28:34.800 It's theater.

00:28:35.460 Um, okay.

00:28:36.040 So let's, let's, let's go on.

00:28:37.340 We're going to read.

00:28:38.000 There's Kelly.

00:28:38.620 No story, which does that mean?

00:28:41.680 Let's read that.

00:28:42.460 I'm intrigued.

00:28:43.300 Yeah.

00:28:44.200 Let's have a gander.

00:28:45.280 All right.

00:28:45.540 Go ahead and read that one.

00:28:46.660 Hi.

00:28:50.040 Hi, Kelly.

00:28:51.320 I'm watching one of your YouTube videos.

00:28:53.400 Well, thank you.

00:28:55.200 I just wanted to, everybody should watch.

00:28:57.280 They should watch.

00:28:58.000 Everybody should go and subscribe too, while you're watching.

00:29:00.240 Like subscribe while you're there.

00:29:02.360 Hell yeah.

00:29:03.540 You like the way that auto switch?

00:29:04.980 I just want, I just wanted to share that in my experience, demons can manifest in a variety

00:29:13.140 of costumes.

00:29:14.200 And if I call on Jesus, they always shut down the ruse.

00:29:18.260 I like what you say about how sage is just a burnt offering to them.

00:29:24.420 Hmm.

00:29:25.060 It plays into our ignorance on the topic.

00:29:27.200 I like when people like what I say.

00:29:28.960 Yeah.

00:29:29.960 I will continue watching the episode now.

00:29:33.280 That's it.

00:29:34.480 Cheers and shalom.

00:29:35.860 Whoa.

00:29:36.260 Was that okay?

00:29:37.060 I don't know if that's okay.

00:29:38.640 Shalom to you.

00:29:40.460 Don't.

00:29:42.040 Respectfully.

00:29:42.920 Don't.

00:29:44.600 Read her whole name.

00:29:46.620 Kelly.

00:29:47.140 Kelly.

00:29:48.260 Kelly.

00:29:48.620 We're not going to doctor.

00:29:49.520 She looks new here.

00:29:50.320 I really want to.

00:29:51.220 P.S.

00:29:51.580 I got involved with a genuine witch coven that is. 0.99

00:29:54.160 What the fuck is going on? 1.00

00:29:55.800 It was fucking unbelievable. 1.00

00:29:56.960 Also, it's like, I've got no story. 0.99

00:29:59.360 By the way, I was in a coven.

00:30:01.060 I sacrificed babies.

00:30:02.720 I got involved with a genuine witch coven that is one of the largest in the U.S. 0.98

00:30:06.140 I think while I was looking for explanation for my experiences.

00:30:10.960 Period.

00:30:12.240 I eventually found the answers in Jesus.

00:30:15.260 Excellent.

00:30:15.840 Excellent.

00:30:16.200 I have reasons to believe that this coven and its demons are linked to the Amityville

00:30:21.660 house, son of Sam, and the Brownsville Roadhouse in Pittsburgh, and possibly the shooting

00:30:28.200 at President Trump at the rally in Butler, PA.

00:30:31.760 Kelly.

00:30:32.360 Kelly is our fan.

00:30:33.740 She goes.

00:30:33.980 This is, you're our people, dude, like.

00:30:36.040 Well, I like it.

00:30:36.420 She goes, it sounds crazy.

00:30:39.120 It might sound crazy. 1.00

00:30:40.360 Fuck yeah, it does, Kelly. 0.99

00:30:42.440 But I have met people whose parents have been involved in the coven prior to the 1970s. 0.99

00:30:47.340 Well, thank you, Kelly.

00:30:48.300 I would be fascinated to hear more about that.

00:30:50.560 That's an interesting. 0.99

00:30:51.180 But I also like when you just write in to be like, you guys fucking crush. 0.94

00:30:54.040 Yeah, it's like, you guys are great. 0.96

00:30:55.080 This is what, hold on.

00:30:56.280 Let's pull this up.

00:30:57.120 More of that.

00:30:58.020 More of that.

00:30:58.920 More of that. 1.00

00:30:59.480 Less of we suck. 0.98

00:31:01.240 More of we're awesome. 0.97

00:31:02.240 You guys can write to us right there. 0.98

00:31:03.520 It's a lot of people that tell us that we suck. 0.99

00:31:05.180 They write in constantly to tell us that we suck. 0.99

00:31:07.620 Yeah, it's kind of crazy. 0.98

00:31:09.080 Those are the only ones that I read.

00:31:10.760 Yeah.

00:31:11.140 Well, that's the only ones that ever come in. 1.00

00:31:12.740 I go, oh, I guess I do suck. 1.00

00:31:14.480 I find out how I suck today. 1.00

00:31:17.240 Yeah. 1.00

00:31:17.960 David, a lot more than I do.

00:31:19.360 But this is an interesting thought.

00:31:21.260 I have reasons to believe that this coven and its demons are linked to the Amityville houses,

00:31:25.640 the Son of Sam, the Brownsville Roadhouse in Pittsburgh, and possibly the shooting at

00:31:31.360 President Trump's rally.

00:31:32.560 That's a big spread.

00:31:34.140 That is a widespread.

00:31:34.960 It covers a lot of time.

00:31:36.020 It's one of the biggest covens in the U.S.

00:31:38.740 Yeah.

00:31:39.500 I would like to know a little bit more about that.

00:31:43.580 Yeah.

00:31:44.120 But thank you for writing in, Kelly.

00:31:46.000 We appreciate you guys all writing in and participating in the show.

00:31:50.740 It's fun, right?

00:31:52.320 Are you having fun?

00:31:53.380 Let's dance.

00:31:54.620 Hey.

00:31:54.820 Hey.

00:31:55.280 Hey, hey.

00:31:57.560 So that was short, and I want to read some more.

00:31:59.800 Yeah, I did like that.

00:32:01.620 That was nice, though.

00:32:02.620 Excuse me.

00:32:03.120 I don't have my mute button handy, so when I cough now, it's just very loud.

00:32:06.960 There's no mute button on there.

00:32:07.540 I used to do it.

00:32:08.580 I would mute it.

00:32:09.300 Okay, so I went to Mark, I believe.

00:32:13.280 Maybe.

00:32:14.680 You can go to Mark, too.

00:32:17.520 Mark Knight.

00:32:18.360 Hello.

00:32:19.540 My name is Mark.

00:32:20.580 Hello, Mark.

00:32:21.260 But back in my homeland, they know me as Dayon.

00:32:25.720 What?

00:32:26.360 Hold on a second.

00:32:27.840 What homeland?

00:32:28.840 All right.

00:32:29.120 Well, keep reading.

00:32:29.720 I guess we're going to find out.

00:32:31.520 Forgive me for my spelling and grandma mistakes. 0.99

00:32:36.940 Are you fucking kidding me? 0.98

00:32:38.740 And grandma mistakes? 0.99

00:32:42.120 Oh, those are the best mistakes, dude.

00:32:44.700 Oh, this is going to be a fun one.

00:32:46.260 This is going to be a fun one.

00:32:47.080 Forgive me for my spelling and grandma mistakes.

00:32:50.460 For English isn't my first language, and I am first generation American.

00:32:54.800 I come from a small village called Okahau.

00:33:00.760 That's in Namibia.

00:33:03.960 Where I was the mayor for some time?

00:33:06.600 This is awesome.

00:33:07.540 This is crazy.

00:33:08.460 Hey, shout out to the mayor of Namibia.

00:33:10.440 Where is Namibia?

00:33:11.520 Namibia.

00:33:13.200 Hold on.

00:33:13.640 I got to look this up because I feel like I'm being lied to.

00:33:16.600 I'll tell you what.

00:33:17.320 If he really is the mayor of Namibia, I forgive all the grandma mistakes. 0.99

00:33:21.400 Can we do Bohemian Grove in Namibia?

00:33:24.360 Ooh, come on. 0.95

00:33:26.480 You want to do Bohemian Grove?

00:33:28.000 It's in Southern Africa.

00:33:29.300 Oh, hell yeah, dude.

00:33:31.060 That is crazy. 1.00

00:33:31.880 We are killing it with the blacks right now. 1.00

00:33:34.140 Yeah. 1.00

00:33:34.840 How do you feel about this?

00:33:37.240 How do you feel about apartheid?

00:33:39.640 Oh, it's just a desert.

00:33:40.680 Look at this place.

00:33:41.380 This dude lives in a desert.

00:33:42.900 Look at this.

00:33:43.360 It says the best things to do in Namibia, and it's just a desert. 0.88

00:33:46.660 It's literally just a picture of a desert.

00:33:48.380 Yeah, it's like there's a lot of dunes here.

00:33:49.760 There's only one thing.

00:33:50.640 It's like look at the sand.

00:33:52.060 Yeah, it's like a little bit of water.

00:33:54.960 All right, so he goes on.

00:33:55.820 He says, where I was the mayor for some time, we have royalty in the emails.

00:34:02.700 Dope, dope, dope. 0.96

00:34:04.180 I grew close to those in the village, including the priests.

00:34:10.120 They do a ceremonial festival where we have a baby boy born in the night with no moon.

00:34:17.720 How do you orchestrate that?

00:34:19.020 We call this festival wiping.

00:34:24.580 I'm sorry.

00:34:25.460 Is this real?

00:34:26.520 I love it.

00:34:27.660 This can't be real.

00:34:28.480 We call the festival wiping.

00:34:32.760 Most times, the act is performed by a high-ranking member of the community.

00:34:37.380 The most valued hunters, teachers, priests, and mayor, which is him.

00:34:43.760 I am the most valued.

00:34:45.440 What does the mayor do?

00:34:46.380 I don't know what he does.

00:34:47.620 If you've still got hunters in this town, he harvests the sand.

00:34:50.660 Just like how America has football, with all the rivalry between two teams, we have that same type of energy, but in what order the ceremony should be done?

00:35:01.440 Either presented in this order of...

00:35:04.480 Hold on.

00:35:05.720 This is great.

00:35:07.580 Okay, wait a minute.

00:35:08.420 So this is...

00:35:09.660 I wonder...

00:35:10.780 Okay, I guess they're just listing the...

00:35:13.180 And then they argue about the order of things.

00:35:15.300 But the operations...

00:35:16.580 Scott says he's about to ask for money for his...

00:35:19.280 100%.

00:35:20.020 So he's listing the operations.

00:35:23.040 They argue over the order of the operations.

00:35:25.860 So the operations are as followed.

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00:35:53.800 The cooking of...

00:35:56.820 Nancy actually said she couldn't find anything on this.

00:35:59.120 So she did read this.

00:36:00.820 So this is very unlikely.

00:36:03.780 No, I mean, hey, listen. 0.99

00:36:04.860 We don't know what the fuck goes on in Namibia. 0.90

00:36:06.700 We also don't know that Nancy knows how to use the search engine. 1.00

00:36:09.580 But it's from a village.

00:36:10.580 She can't even show up to the show and do her job. 1.00

00:36:12.640 Well, it's from a small village called Okahau.

00:36:16.940 Okahau.

00:36:17.460 Yeah, that's what he said.

00:36:18.740 Okahau in Namibia.

00:36:19.720 Okay, so either presented...

00:36:22.340 This is the order of the thing, and this is a hotly debated order.

00:36:25.480 Go ahead.

00:36:25.880 This is the thing that they fight it over.

00:36:28.040 But the sequences are as followed.

00:36:31.380 It's just...

00:36:31.700 It's just in which order?

00:36:34.580 Okay.

00:36:35.080 Who knows?

00:36:35.980 We'll see.

00:36:36.560 They fight over it.

00:36:37.640 Yeah.

00:36:38.380 Hey, hey.

00:36:38.960 Let's read it.

00:36:39.920 Let's dance.

00:36:40.580 So they're like, well, when do we dance and when do we sell furniture?

00:36:44.440 All right, all right, all right.

00:36:45.440 So number one, and not specifically in this order.

00:36:49.040 The cooking of the goats.

00:36:50.400 Mm-hmm.

00:36:50.820 Mm-hmm.

00:36:52.140 The foraging of mongongo.

00:36:56.040 Umani and Oshienge berries.

00:36:59.420 These are not even real berries.

00:37:00.520 These are berries.

00:37:01.320 So the cooking of the goats, the foraging of the mongongo berries.

00:37:07.360 That was actually pretty good.

00:37:08.440 Mongongo.

00:37:09.440 Mongongo.

00:37:10.680 Um, the quilted craft.

00:37:13.700 Oh, oh, is this like the tents?

00:37:15.900 Hold on.

00:37:16.700 Wait up.

00:37:18.080 I'm not gonna, I gotta piss hard.

00:37:19.760 Yeah, hold on.

00:37:20.400 Wait up.

00:37:20.780 Oshienge. 0.97

00:37:21.400 Oh, those are real berries.

00:37:22.780 This guy's, honestly, this makes me believe the whole thing.

00:37:26.080 Are they in?

00:37:27.840 They're, I don't know where they're from.

00:37:28.740 Are they native to?

00:37:30.740 The Oshienge berries?

00:37:32.980 Nahani? 0.95

00:37:33.800 Nihananan?

00:37:34.540 They're Asian.

00:37:35.460 I mean, so they could be from anywhere.

00:37:36.780 They could be from anywhere.

00:37:37.700 Yeah, yeah.

00:37:38.080 Okay, fine.

00:37:38.520 Whatever.

00:37:38.940 All right, I believe it.

00:37:39.560 The quilted craft.

00:37:40.760 Hold on a second.

00:37:41.400 You gotta piss hard?

00:37:42.380 I gotta piss hard.

00:37:43.120 All right, I got something for these guys. 0.95

00:37:45.160 As soon as I let my body know we're about to piss, it was like, it's time to hurt.

00:37:49.100 Yeah.

00:37:49.440 Hey, we're looking awfully jaundice in that other.

00:37:52.060 All right.

00:37:52.440 Go to the three camera shot, Nancy. 0.99

00:37:53.720 Thank you.

00:37:56.020 Yeah, look, she adjusted it.

00:37:57.180 It's now chocolate camera.

00:37:59.080 It's crazy.

00:37:59.680 So strange.

00:38:00.740 I'm not gonna show it.

00:38:01.300 Should I show this one?

00:38:02.620 No, don't do that to my cousin.

00:38:05.620 All right.

00:38:06.760 Yeah, so, all right.

00:38:08.140 Dave is gonna take a piss break.

00:38:09.360 He can't control his legs.

00:38:10.460 And we'll play you a little ditty from our boy, Toad.

00:38:16.380 Have a good time.

00:38:17.760 We'll see you in a minute.

00:38:18.400 Welcome to the real world, she said to me, condescendingly, take a seat, take your life, plot it out in black and white.

00:38:42.840 Well, I never lived the dreams of the prom kings and the drama queens.

00:38:49.100 I like to think the best of me, still lighting up my sleeve.

00:38:55.360 They love to tell you, stay inside the lines.

00:39:05.480 But something's better on the other side.

00:39:12.840 I want to run through the walls of a high school.

00:39:17.860 I want to scream at the top of my eyes.

00:39:20.960 I just found out there's no such thing as the real world.

00:39:24.680 Just a lie, you gotta rise above.

00:39:28.060 So the good boys and girls take the so-called ride track.

00:39:32.000 Faded white hats, grabbing credits and maybe transfers.

00:39:36.380 They read all the books, but can't find the answers.

00:39:39.780 And all of the parents, they're getting older.

00:39:44.060 I wonder if they wish for anything better.

00:39:47.700 Mine are memories, tiny tragedies.

00:39:51.840 They love to tell you, stay inside the lines.

00:40:01.460 But something's better on the other side.

00:40:08.340 I want to run through the halls of a high school.

00:40:13.760 I want to scream at the top of my eyes.

00:40:16.900 I just found out there's no such thing as the real world.

00:40:20.500 Just a lie, you gotta rise above.

00:40:22.780 I am invincible, I am invincible, I am invincible.

00:40:39.240 As long as I'm alive.

00:40:53.060 Hey, hey, hey, hey.

00:40:56.120 I want to run through the halls of a high school.

00:40:57.920 Why did you do that?

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00:41:28.700 I want to run through the halls of my high school.

00:41:32.000 I want to scream at the top of my lungs.

00:41:34.760 I just found out there's no such thing as the real world.

00:41:38.640 Just a lie, you gotta rise above.

00:41:41.520 I just can't wait for my 10-day reunion.

00:41:44.840 I'm gonna bust out the double doors.

00:41:47.980 And when I stand on these tables before you,

00:41:51.580 you'll know all this time is for home.

00:41:55.260 Hell yeah.

00:41:56.400 All right, guys.

00:41:57.800 Panties wet.

00:41:58.420 If you enjoy that, you could...

00:42:00.160 If your panties are wet.

00:42:02.520 If your toad is sopping,

00:42:04.920 you can go to his page. 0.86

00:42:08.200 I think it's at Better Off Dead,

00:42:09.640 or maybe he's got a ukulele page as well,

00:42:11.840 but follow him.

00:42:12.460 The idea that everybody that listens to this

00:42:14.260 isn't subscribed to Toad's content is...

00:42:16.480 It's crazy.

00:42:17.020 He's a staple on this show.

00:42:19.500 He is a talented human being.

00:42:21.000 Follow him at LearnToToad on Twitter

00:42:22.760 and follow his ukulele cover.

00:42:24.380 I love listening to his cover.

00:42:27.320 I was making fun of David this morning

00:42:29.120 about his stories.

00:42:30.320 Why would you do that?

00:42:31.480 Because it's easy.

00:42:32.820 And I was playing his...

00:42:33.840 Oh, that's not right.

00:42:35.460 Dreams.

00:42:36.960 That's pretty good.

00:42:37.700 I do like that drop.

00:42:38.700 It's great.

00:42:39.360 I got dreams.

00:42:40.880 And then we have different kinds, too.

00:42:42.420 We got like the...

00:42:43.320 I got dreams.

00:42:46.200 And then we got this one, too.

00:42:47.480 I got dreams.

00:42:49.940 I got dreams.

00:42:51.200 So, like, however many you want,

00:42:54.540 we got three different kinds of

00:42:56.100 I got dreams for him.

00:42:57.180 I don't like that.

00:42:58.080 And then Toad just drops in the chat.

00:43:00.320 He's like, yeah.

00:43:01.900 You know, here's a John Mayer cover.

00:43:03.220 That's it.

00:43:03.800 Hell yeah.

00:43:04.300 He crushes.

00:43:05.440 The cooking of the goats.

00:43:07.720 The foraging of mongongo umani

00:43:11.000 and oshihenge berries.

00:43:13.020 The quilted craft.

00:43:14.200 I don't know what that means.

00:43:15.760 The burning of the finest tent

00:43:17.580 in the village.

00:43:20.100 There's no way. 0.99

00:43:21.080 There's no fucking way this is real. 1.00

00:43:22.780 You're screwing with this. 1.00

00:43:24.460 The dancing of the tall fruit.

00:43:28.560 Cloud spotting.

00:43:30.660 And the harvesting.

00:43:32.840 But I did the order completely backwards,

00:43:34.640 which is normal, as some do.

00:43:36.640 I don't know what this story is about,

00:43:38.580 but I love it.

00:43:39.500 I did it in reverse order

00:43:40.700 because that's how I remembered it

00:43:42.100 since I was a kid.

00:43:43.500 So, I'm known as

00:43:45.180 the one who wipes forward. 1.00

00:43:46.860 Fuck you. 1.00

00:43:47.700 Fuck you. 1.00

00:43:48.660 You lying ass. 1.00

00:43:49.760 No, no, no. 1.00

00:43:50.640 You lying ass. 1.00

00:43:52.280 Or in my native language. 1.00

00:43:55.680 Oh, mu.

00:43:56.680 Wait, wait.

00:43:57.120 I'm sorry.

00:43:57.380 That's how you say

00:44:05.460 the one who wipes forward.

00:44:07.120 You know, I'm checking.

00:44:08.180 I'm verifying

00:44:08.800 because I want to believe this story.

00:44:10.520 Go ahead and copy and paste that 1.00

00:44:11.760 into fucking Google. 1.00

00:44:13.160 Yeah. 0.99

00:44:14.020 Honestly, so far,

00:44:15.020 they've been killing it.

00:44:16.100 They might have really done

00:44:16.720 their research

00:44:17.300 to make this happen.

00:44:19.200 I think that they actually did this.

00:44:21.800 Okay, so it doesn't match anything.

00:44:23.740 Not a discernible language.

00:44:25.620 Not at least one

00:44:26.460 that the most advanced AI

00:44:27.800 in the world could pick up on.

00:44:28.860 Doesn't mean it's not real.

00:44:29.860 Doesn't mean it's not real.

00:44:30.920 Okay.

00:44:31.340 After this ceremony takes place,

00:44:33.120 traditionally,

00:44:33.740 the village splits

00:44:34.440 into two tribes.

00:44:35.720 The people divided differently

00:44:36.880 between the two tribes

00:44:38.020 every time it takes place.

00:44:40.280 This is done in order

00:44:41.560 to keep our bloodline

00:44:42.960 pure and clean.

00:44:44.680 Way before my time,

00:44:45.740 the people would get abducted

00:44:47.040 by what I've come to learn

00:44:48.160 is the Nephilim,

00:44:49.780 or as the elders,

00:44:51.140 when they tell the stories,

00:44:52.320 refer to them as

00:44:53.160 Umontu Gwa Ndunga.

00:44:57.800 Okay, no.

00:44:58.340 There's just no way now.

00:44:59.520 It sounds convincing.

00:45:01.860 Now you believe it?

00:45:03.200 No, I'm just saying

00:45:03.900 they've done a good job

00:45:04.900 of like,

00:45:05.320 what would black tribal people

00:45:07.580 sound like?

00:45:09.760 Umontu Gwa Ndungu.

00:45:11.340 Ndunga. 0.53

00:45:12.620 I mean,

00:45:12.940 these are words, though.

00:45:14.080 These are words.

00:45:14.940 I just don't...

00:45:15.260 They are words?

00:45:15.940 Put them in separately.

00:45:17.440 Umontu.

00:45:18.300 Umontu.

00:45:18.920 Umontu is a word.

00:45:19.900 What does it mean?

00:45:20.880 I don't know.

00:45:21.820 Giant?

00:45:22.960 Let me see.

00:45:23.620 Ndunga is in...

00:45:25.100 Yeah.

00:45:26.640 Ndunga is in Umbandian language

00:45:29.040 spoke in eight villages

00:45:31.020 near the Congo.

00:45:32.540 So, yeah.

00:45:33.780 Hmm.

00:45:33.980 Okay, this guy

00:45:35.800 has done his homework.

00:45:38.200 This is weird.

00:45:39.660 A year after...

00:45:40.700 I'm sorry.

00:45:41.100 A year has passed

00:45:41.920 since I performed the ceremony

00:45:43.040 and since many more ceremonies

00:45:44.600 have taken place.

00:45:45.800 There was a notion

00:45:46.700 of a giant

00:45:47.460 or a Ndunga tiger

00:45:50.040 who attacked

00:45:51.220 a party of tourists.

00:45:52.920 And only an Indian woman 0.99

00:45:54.620 survived

00:45:55.260 and helped to escape

00:45:56.600 and find...

00:45:57.860 Oh, I'm sorry.

00:45:58.300 ...and managed to escape

00:45:59.120 and find our village for help.

00:46:00.720 Her name is Claire

00:46:01.700 or in her native Punjabi,

00:46:03.840 Sabun,

00:46:04.900 which I would later

00:46:06.300 end up marrying.

00:46:08.160 Marriaging.

00:46:09.000 Marriaging.

00:46:10.020 I believe...

00:46:10.900 Please excuse my grandma. 0.88

00:46:12.240 I'm fluctuating wildly

00:46:14.320 between believing this guy

00:46:15.600 and not believing this.

00:46:17.220 As am I.

00:46:17.740 Right?

00:46:18.120 It's like...

00:46:18.500 Why Claire?

00:46:19.360 Is this like when an Indian... 0.99

00:46:20.620 Like, when I lived in the hood

00:46:23.180 only a few months ago,

00:46:24.780 there was a clearly, like,

00:46:26.740 Arabic man...

00:46:27.540 No, they do this.

00:46:28.180 ...who ran the corner store,

00:46:29.120 but his name was Frank.

00:46:30.040 And I was like,

00:46:30.380 their name's not Frank. 1.00

00:46:31.320 Yeah, they do shit like that. 0.99

00:46:31.960 But if you live in 1.00

00:46:33.140 some obscure village in Africa,

00:46:35.740 you don't have to tell them

00:46:36.780 that your name is Claire

00:46:37.660 because that's foreign to them.

00:46:39.460 Yeah, but Indians are... 1.00

00:46:41.480 Well, they're not sending their best. 0.99

00:46:42.500 I'm fucking... 0.99

00:46:42.880 I'm on to you. 1.00

00:46:43.960 I'm on to you.

00:46:44.640 I see holes in your game.

00:46:46.720 Before I got...

00:46:47.700 Oh, I'm sorry.

00:46:48.200 Before I get into the subject

00:46:49.500 of this story,

00:46:50.180 I have to tell you

00:46:51.480 important factors

00:46:53.320 that took place

00:46:54.080 13 years after my marriage.

00:46:55.840 Okay.

00:46:56.380 All right.

00:46:56.680 Yeah.

00:46:57.480 You must understand the bees. 1.00

00:47:02.580 Damn it, dude. 1.00

00:47:03.380 This is good. 1.00

00:47:04.160 This is good.

00:47:05.540 Mark.

00:47:05.900 His name...

00:47:06.340 First off, your name is Mark?

00:47:07.440 It's not Mark.

00:47:08.200 I mean, that's your real name.

00:47:09.760 Could be Mark. 1.00

00:47:10.860 Says fucking... 1.00

00:47:11.800 What was that dude's name? 1.00

00:47:12.820 Mark Vestibule

00:47:13.840 from Tower Gang?

00:47:15.480 I miss Mark Vestibule.

00:47:16.540 Well, he's here now 0.92

00:47:17.520 and he's trolling the shit out of us. 0.96

00:47:19.640 You must understand the bees. 0.84

00:47:22.060 In our village,

00:47:23.080 they do not sting

00:47:24.040 unless they've been spoken to rudely.

00:47:28.860 A child once shouted at a hive

00:47:32.240 during a thunderstorm

00:47:33.060 and the next morning,

00:47:33.940 the goats had all turned eastward

00:47:36.140 and would not stop humming.

00:47:39.280 I don't know.

00:47:41.460 This is a crazy thing

00:47:42.780 to have to get through.

00:47:43.860 No, I'm going.

00:47:44.580 I'm going.

00:47:45.540 We called it

00:47:46.600 the cloud spotting

00:47:48.220 and it hasn't happened

00:47:49.460 since the festival I hosted

00:47:50.900 Wiping Forward.

00:47:53.020 Strange.

00:47:53.500 Strange how things connect.

00:47:55.320 I don't know what that says.

00:47:56.620 I don't know what connected.

00:47:57.540 I'm sure this is a banger.

00:48:01.600 You know what this is, dude?

00:48:02.900 We're opening the floodgates.

00:48:04.260 People are going to hear this

00:48:05.060 and they go,

00:48:05.440 oh, you could submit 1.00

00:48:06.340 just like totally made up shit. 1.00

00:48:08.520 No, you can't. 1.00

00:48:09.980 Fucking motherfuckers. 1.00

00:48:10.820 Because we have a producer 1.00

00:48:11.960 that's vetting this stuff.

00:48:13.620 Nancy, did you?

00:48:14.240 I thought you vetted this.

00:48:15.640 Well, Nancy found it to be solid.

00:48:17.800 So I'm trusting her judgment.

00:48:19.740 She found it to be solid.

00:48:21.180 She's like, this is it.

00:48:22.220 I've checked in.

00:48:23.260 Well, she said she couldn't verify 1.00

00:48:24.420 any of this shit. 1.00

00:48:25.380 So anyway, and speaking of goats, 0.99

00:48:29.560 the cooking of them is sensitive.

00:48:33.520 I can't.

00:48:35.440 I can't.

00:48:38.580 This is bizarre.

00:48:40.480 You don't just cook a goat.

00:48:42.300 You apologize first.

00:48:43.460 You read a poem into its ear.

00:48:47.600 The villagers say a poorly cooked goat

00:48:50.280 can attract the Umantugua Nganda

00:48:53.520 or at least make your teeth fall

00:48:56.140 out on Thursdays. 1.00

00:48:57.660 Shit, bro. 1.00

00:48:59.180 See, there's moments where you have me. 1.00

00:49:01.700 Claire, of course, 0.72

00:49:03.040 he's a goat for this reason. 0.84

00:49:06.160 It's almost over.

00:49:07.280 Look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look.

00:49:08.600 Why did he sign off as Dayon?

00:49:11.140 Wait, just, oh, because, yeah,

00:49:12.680 I don't know why.

00:49:13.300 Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no.

00:49:14.760 I know why.

00:49:15.040 Okay, so in the beginning,

00:49:16.120 hello, my name is Mark,

00:49:17.120 but back in my homeland,

00:49:18.360 they know me as Dayon.

00:49:19.740 Oh, okay, all right. 0.99

00:49:20.740 Well, I can't remember shit. 0.99

00:49:21.720 And his grandma. 0.99

00:49:22.800 I do forgive his grandma.

00:49:23.820 I don't know if I forgive Dayon. 1.00

00:49:25.220 I forgive you, Grandma, that stupid bitch. 1.00

00:49:27.020 All right, here we go. 1.00

00:49:28.620 Okay, so Claire hated, of course, goats for this reason. 0.95

00:49:30.920 Did I mention our school only taught two subjects,

00:49:35.660 dancing and cloud spotting?

00:49:37.100 What?

00:49:38.320 Wait, wait, wait, but go back to the,

00:49:39.920 what was, what's he saying about the cloud spotting?

00:49:42.380 Like, I don't even understand.

00:49:43.520 That's what the goats were doing. 0.94

00:49:44.700 Well, something about the bees,

00:49:45.760 because I don't, you must understand the bees.

00:49:48.500 Oh, yeah, I never was made to understand the bees.

00:49:50.340 Oh, well, you shouldn't understand that.

00:49:51.920 I mean, you shouldn't speak to them rudely.

00:49:53.500 That was pretty much the takeaway from that.

00:49:54.940 Sentences, a child once shouted at a hive during a thunderstorm.

00:49:58.320 Yeah.

00:49:58.400 And the next morning, the goats had all turned eastward. 1.00

00:50:01.540 This motherfucker thinks this show's a joke. 1.00

00:50:03.020 And the goats would not stop humming. 1.00

00:50:04.960 Mm-hmm.

00:50:05.400 Yeah.

00:50:05.740 I don't know what that means.

00:50:07.220 Well, that's what you must understand about the bees,

00:50:09.900 and you're not understanding it.

00:50:11.360 Yeah, rewrite that part back to us.

00:50:13.980 Only that part.

00:50:15.040 Did I mention that they, yes, they only taught cloud spotting.

00:50:17.400 Teachers we called Miss Ahamu.

00:50:20.960 Ahamu. 0.74

00:50:21.640 Go ahead, you read it, because this is crazy.

00:50:23.220 Uh, though no one remembered her real name.

00:50:26.160 What?

00:50:28.520 Every sentence.

00:50:30.080 He said, Nancy gave you guys a struggle session and went to clean murder clothes at the laundromat. 1.00

00:50:34.280 That's exactly what it is.

00:50:35.640 That's exactly what happened.

00:50:36.560 Okay, so, so teachers were called Miss Ahamu, though no one remembered her real name.

00:50:43.200 So it goes from plural to single.

00:50:44.500 She taught under the acacia tree, with a stick of charcoal and a sheet of goat hide.

00:50:51.560 Her students claimed she knew when they were lying just by listening to how they breathed.

00:50:56.640 I wish I could hear this moment.

00:50:57.660 I know.

00:50:58.160 I'd be like, I'd have a clue. 1.00

00:50:59.960 Liar! 0.96

00:51:00.440 Uh, one harvest season, a boy asked why she always wore gloves in the heat. 0.99

00:51:07.560 She smiled, ungloved one hand, and placed it on his head.

00:51:12.000 He fell asleep for three days and awoke speaking perfect French, though he'd never heard it before.

00:51:18.860 After one of our tent burnings, she disappeared without a trace and was never heard from again.

00:51:25.980 It wasn't something...

00:51:26.860 What is the tent...

00:51:27.820 Okay, why are they burning the tents?

00:51:29.760 This is part of the ritual, right?

00:51:31.060 The tent burning was part of the ritual.

00:51:32.480 The festival of wiping.

00:51:35.180 Front to back.

00:51:36.220 Back to front.

00:51:37.340 Okay, alright.

00:51:38.080 Please continue.

00:51:40.300 It wasn't something we planned.

00:51:42.540 Not really.

00:51:43.760 And certainly not the way it all turned out.

00:51:45.760 And that's why he told me, never again after what happened.

00:51:51.340 Though no one says it out loud anymore.

00:51:54.820 Not since the smoke drifted past the hills and the names were folded back into silence.

00:52:01.100 I didn't ask twice, and neither did he. 1.00

00:52:04.020 I don't know who the fuck this guy is talking about. 1.00

00:52:07.840 Day on. 1.00

00:52:08.740 Great story.

00:52:10.440 Great story.

00:52:11.640 You think this is a...

00:52:12.780 This show is a joke, huh?

00:52:13.660 No, I think this was...

00:52:14.960 I think that was a well-told story.

00:52:16.820 I don't know what he was saying, but I liked how he said it.

00:52:20.040 I did like how he said it.

00:52:21.560 Yeah.

00:52:22.120 But I just feel insulted because I expect this show to be taken very seriously.

00:52:25.660 Well, I mean, I think it's good to have like a mix.

00:52:27.800 We should actually have the There Goes the Neighborhood guys back on.

00:52:31.860 Oh, yeah.

00:52:32.500 Yeah, a mix of...

00:52:33.760 People liked and or hated that.

00:52:36.380 And or maybe.

00:52:37.640 And or...

00:52:38.560 Burned some tents.

00:52:39.740 Forgive my grandma.

00:52:40.780 This could be true.

00:52:42.740 This could be crazy.

00:52:44.280 I don't know what is true or crazy.

00:52:46.180 I don't know what I've read.

00:52:48.520 I liked it.

00:52:49.580 I enjoyed it.

00:52:50.540 Thank you, Day on.

00:52:51.640 Thank you, Mark.

00:52:52.900 Please write back to us very soon.

00:52:56.660 All right.

00:52:57.440 If that's what you want.

00:52:58.720 You want to read...

00:53:00.320 John...

00:53:02.780 John Eerie Childhood Memory?

00:53:06.480 Yeah, we have...

00:53:07.220 We have a couple of...

00:53:08.880 We're crushing.

00:53:09.440 We're doing great.

00:53:10.220 We're doing great.

00:53:10.780 And we're good on time still.

00:53:11.860 We have plenty of time.

00:53:12.880 We're chugging through.

00:53:14.180 Let's read it.

00:53:15.780 John Eerie Childhood Story.

00:53:17.320 This is eerie, so we'll...

00:53:18.240 Oh, yeah.

00:53:18.480 Put up the music.

00:53:19.160 Yeah, that definitely did not go with the last one.

00:53:23.200 Don't effing dox me, Raven.

00:53:25.360 Oh, wait. 0.89

00:53:25.700 Did we just dox him?

00:53:29.020 Dude.

00:53:29.680 Well, I mean, he said for me not to do it.

00:53:31.780 Oh, well, I did it too.

00:53:32.760 Yeah.

00:53:32.860 You did it.

00:53:33.620 You were the one who did it.

00:53:34.460 I guess the soft doxing is all right, though.

00:53:37.120 And then he says...

00:53:38.080 Then he doxes himself.

00:53:38.740 My name is John.

00:53:39.900 All right, John.

00:53:41.120 I have a short but sweet story to offer you, gentlemen.

00:53:46.280 I like that.

00:53:47.260 I like it too.

00:53:47.940 Also, hi, Nancy.

00:53:48.920 Thanks for being a real one.

00:53:50.300 From now on, guys, don't talk to Nancy.

00:53:52.440 Yeah, she's not here.

00:53:54.120 We're here.

00:53:55.000 We're here.

00:53:55.920 We're your humble hosts.

00:53:58.380 Yes.

00:53:58.940 We're the ones who work really hard.

00:54:01.280 Nancy doesn't even show up.

00:54:02.980 Don't...

00:54:03.280 Just ignore her there. 1.00

00:54:03.960 Go ahead and ask where she is right now.

00:54:05.820 Chocolate cam. 1.00

00:54:09.240 I'll punctuate and separate paragraphs because I know you guys really like that shit. 1.00

00:54:12.980 Winky face. 1.00

00:54:13.580 Here we go.

00:54:14.220 Thank you, John.

00:54:15.220 I like it.

00:54:16.120 This story takes place when I'm approximately 10 to 11 years old.

00:54:19.840 I am now 35, and it's really the only kind of paranormal thing that has happened to me,

00:54:25.100 but it's stuck with me all these years.

00:54:27.140 Okie dokie.

00:54:27.580 So, I'm 10 or 11, and it's summer.

00:54:30.860 My parents both worked 9 to 5 jobs, so I usually stayed with my grandmother during the day, so I wasn't home alone.

00:54:37.260 I'm at grandma's, and I'm in her backyard kicking a soccer ball against the side of her brick house.

00:54:42.680 It would bounce back.

00:54:44.140 I would kick it again. 0.64

00:54:45.440 Repeat. 0.94

00:54:45.720 But one time, it went differently.

00:54:48.780 I kicked the ball, and it hit the wall, but did not bounce back or roll to me the way it had been doing.

00:54:54.100 It hit the wall and bounced about 2 feet from the wall before dropping to the ground unexpectedly. 0.93

00:55:00.020 I stared, confused, and probably with a stupid look on my face before shrugging it off and walking toward the ball to retrieve it. 0.85

00:55:07.560 On the way to the ball, I'm still kind of weirded out, but I walk across the yard and bend over to pick it up. 0.98

00:55:14.740 As my fingers are about to touch the ball, I hear very clearly, but in a whispered voice, say,

00:55:21.140 John.

00:55:22.520 I almost jumped out of my skin.

00:55:24.300 How'd it go?

00:55:26.380 John.

00:55:28.080 Hey, hey.

00:55:29.460 Hey, hey.

00:55:30.360 Let's dance.

00:55:31.440 Let's dance.

00:55:32.380 What did you do, dude?

00:55:33.360 Fix the background.

00:55:34.340 Hold on.

00:55:34.680 Pause the whole thing.

00:55:35.440 Okay, fine.

00:55:35.900 Go ahead.

00:55:36.160 It's fine.

00:55:36.760 It's fixed.

00:55:37.700 All right.

00:55:38.160 Hey, hey.

00:55:39.160 Let's dance. 1.00

00:55:40.640 Shit, dude. 1.00

00:55:41.380 That's really scary, if you heard that. 1.00

00:55:42.980 I looked toward the neighbor's yard.

00:55:45.240 Empty.

00:55:46.340 I stuck my head in the back door of my grandmother's house, and she's in the house doing grandma's stuff.

00:55:51.160 It was grandma's stuff.

00:55:52.340 Please forgive her.

00:55:53.640 Yeah, please forgive her grandma.

00:55:56.280 I asked her if she called me or said my name, and she hadn't, but I swear to you I heard it so clearly.

00:56:01.880 My grandmother had next door neighbors on one side, but on the opposite side of her house was an empty lot that wasn't regularly mowed.

00:56:09.520 The grass and bramble was tall, like hip or chest high.

00:56:14.700 In my 10-year-old brain, someone or something could have been hiding in that tall grass watching me.

00:56:18.880 Oh, hell no.

00:56:19.800 Yeah, that's a little freaky.

00:56:21.460 But who?

00:56:22.660 And why did they say my name and nothing else?

00:56:25.500 Whoever or whatever it was got my attention. 1.00

00:56:29.360 The end, fuckers. 1.00

00:56:31.360 I like it. 1.00

00:56:32.140 It was a good spooky story.

00:56:33.300 It was a good spooky story.

00:56:34.380 I like that he kept it short and sweet.

00:56:35.800 A solid story.

00:56:37.140 There was not many berries or goats in it, which I did enjoy.

00:56:41.760 Honestly, I feel like we've got to really, got to read more to make up for that one before, but this is a good start.

00:56:48.040 Yeah, this is good.

00:56:48.740 We're back on track.

00:56:50.020 We're back on spooky.

00:56:51.680 We're doing it right.

00:56:52.860 Why does he, see, check this out.

00:56:54.120 We have chocolate cam, and now Lucky Sky Blazer is here, and he thinks I have a cheap spray tan.

00:56:59.060 Yeah.

00:56:59.900 It's not true.

00:57:00.820 I'm just, this is my regular color.

00:57:02.500 It's just that we've got chocolate cam going on.

00:57:05.300 Hey, guys, if you don't like the third camera, you could donate. 1.00

00:57:08.720 Go fuck yourself. 1.00

00:57:09.980 Wow. 1.00

00:57:10.280 Oh, that's not, yeah.

00:57:11.020 I mean, you could donate to us, and we can get a third legitimate camera.

00:57:15.500 Yeah.

00:57:15.940 Right?

00:57:16.540 Yeah.

00:57:16.880 I mean, honestly, this thing looked so legit before the show started, and then it was like.

00:57:20.800 Maybe.

00:57:21.480 Yeah, it just kept switching around.

00:57:22.600 That's all right.

00:57:23.760 I think this is good, though.

00:57:24.740 I think the audio listeners are going to be now curious to see what we look like, and

00:57:29.280 they will go to the YouTube, subscribe.

00:57:31.560 And they'll subscribe while they're there.

00:57:32.480 Maybe they'll want us to keep the chocolate cam.

00:57:34.660 Yeah.

00:57:35.260 I mean, buy us a better chocolate cam.

00:57:37.240 Get darker.

00:57:40.500 All right.

00:57:40.960 It doesn't work like that.

00:57:42.060 It doesn't work like that.

00:57:42.980 All right.

00:57:43.620 So, anyway, he says, I hope you guys are doing well.

00:57:46.080 I'm so glad to see all the progress you're making together.

00:57:48.600 I was a regular listener to the Ravens Watch back in the day and also a big Tower Gang fan. 0.90

00:57:53.040 I know you said it was gay, Top, but I really enjoyed the funny nonsense. 1.00

00:57:57.840 Me, too. 0.96

00:57:58.780 I miss it.

00:57:59.560 It's crazy when people say they were a fan.

00:58:01.140 I'm like, how long did I do the Ravens Watch?

00:58:02.540 It wasn't that many episodes, I don't think.

00:58:03.680 I'm not going to read the last sentence, but, yeah, much love from Kentucky.

00:58:10.560 Actually, no, I'm not going to read that.

00:58:12.260 I'm not going to read the last sentence.

00:58:12.700 Okay, fine.

00:58:13.420 Yeah.

00:58:13.940 All right.

00:58:14.340 That's great.

00:58:14.760 Thank you, John.

00:58:15.440 Thank you, John, from Kentucky.

00:58:17.060 From Kentucky.

00:58:17.980 We've doxed you.

00:58:18.800 We've partially doxed.

00:58:19.860 Consider yourself doxed.

00:58:21.560 Shout out to your grandma, by the way. 0.95

00:58:22.840 I'm sure she's dead.

00:58:23.660 That was a long time ago.

00:58:24.980 God rest her soul.

00:58:25.980 God rest her soul.

00:58:28.460 Okay, so how about we do, we have Paul, Testimonies of a Psychonaut.

00:58:33.940 Okay.

00:58:34.980 And then we have Atma.

00:58:36.680 I know Atma. 1.00

00:58:37.440 He fucks. 0.99

00:58:38.000 He's in the chat right now. 1.00

00:58:38.920 Is he in the chat?

00:58:40.420 How about this?

00:58:41.180 We'll do Rock, Paper, Scissors, Shoot.

00:58:42.620 Best out of three.

00:58:43.600 I'll be Atma.

00:58:44.460 You'll be Paul.

00:58:45.960 Okay.

00:58:46.360 Best out of three.

00:58:47.020 Let's do it one time.

00:58:48.320 Rock, Paper, Scissors, Shoot.

00:58:50.760 Rock, Paper, Scissors, Shoot. 1.00

00:58:52.940 Oh, you bitch. 1.00

00:58:54.920 See, like, this is a very good. 1.00

00:58:56.180 That was good.

00:58:56.700 This is a very visual heavy episode.

00:58:59.040 You guys are missing it.

00:58:59.800 It's going to be this cam.

00:59:01.040 Bam.

00:59:01.560 Is it chocolate cam?

00:59:02.340 One more time.

00:59:02.880 It's the last time.

00:59:03.600 Rock, Paper, Scissors, Shoot.

00:59:05.360 Oh, God. 1.00

00:59:06.380 You fucking covered me in paper. 1.00

00:59:08.200 Atma is 13 pages. 1.00

00:59:10.080 Oh, okay.

00:59:10.480 Thank God you won then.

00:59:11.660 Yeah, we're going to do Paul.

00:59:12.800 We're going to do Paul.

00:59:13.940 13 pages, Atma. 0.99

00:59:15.340 What the fuck? 1.00

00:59:16.080 Okay, whatever. 1.00

00:59:16.860 It's fine.

00:59:17.620 Atma wants his own episode.

00:59:19.020 That's fine.

00:59:19.900 Everybody wants their own episode now.

00:59:21.500 Yeah.

00:59:21.980 Okay.

00:59:22.500 You'll get it.

00:59:22.920 Maybe Kevin Knight.

00:59:24.780 What's his name?

00:59:25.620 Dayum.

00:59:26.260 He can get his own episode.

00:59:27.280 This is a reasonable length of a story.

00:59:30.200 That's what she said from.

00:59:31.100 Oh, wait.

00:59:31.460 No way.

00:59:33.660 All right.

00:59:34.280 Whatever.

00:59:34.640 We're reading it.

00:59:35.260 It's fine.

00:59:35.980 Don't say my real name.

00:59:37.780 Oh, we're going to say it.

00:59:38.640 You already did.

00:59:39.840 I'm going to come.

00:59:41.120 Ignore the line of the email, Nancy.

00:59:43.180 If you could hide it from the boys during the reading, that would be appreciated.

00:59:46.620 And Nancy's like, I don't care. 0.57

00:59:47.980 She didn't even care.

00:59:49.400 She didn't care at all. 1.00

00:59:51.080 Damn, Nancy. 1.00

00:59:52.200 We pay you to care. 1.00

00:59:54.180 Well.

00:59:56.780 Jesus.

00:59:57.520 That's crazy.

00:59:58.420 Oh, we got it.

00:59:58.860 Why are we giving these people live?

01:00:01.060 It's an hour.

01:00:01.900 We gave them an hour. 0.99

01:00:02.640 Guys, if you want to watch this, fucking go to Patreon. 0.99

01:00:06.900 Patreon.com backslash NephilimDeskWad. 1.00

01:00:08.440 Stop being a moocher, you moochers.

01:00:13.120 You're just getting things for free.

01:00:14.200 Patreon.com backslash NephilimDeskWad is where you go when you have money and you're not

01:00:19.640 terrible.

01:00:21.160 And you don't just want free stuff and give us nothing in return.

01:00:24.620 Patreon.com backslash NephilimDeskWad.

01:00:26.280 Otherwise, goodbye. 0.97

01:00:28.040 Disgusting pours. 0.95

01:00:29.260 All right. 0.95

01:00:29.480 We're out of here.

01:00:29.920 Dave, do you want to start reading this one? 0.99

01:00:31.600 We're going to have to plow through it because this is fucking 27 pages. 0.98

01:00:34.900 27? 0.99

01:00:35.940 No, no.

01:00:36.400 It's pretty long, but this is good.

01:00:38.080 I like this.

01:00:38.540 This is the confessionals of a psychonaut.

01:00:40.500 You don't know that this is good.

01:00:41.520 This might be bad.

01:00:42.300 I think this is going to be good.

01:00:43.500 All right.

01:00:44.420 I have a good feeling about this.

01:00:45.800 Don't say my real name.

01:00:47.460 Okay.

01:00:47.860 Whatever, Paul.

01:00:48.660 Whatever, Paul.

01:00:50.300 Ignore the line of the email, Nancy.

01:00:51.840 If you could hide it from the boys during the reading, that would be appreciated.

01:00:54.340 Hi, Top and Raven.

01:00:55.900 Hi, Paul.

01:00:57.960 How are you doing?

01:00:59.420 I've got a number of paranormal testimonies that have been sitting in the bag for a while.

01:01:05.300 What did she say?

01:01:06.180 Paul is in his real name.

01:01:07.520 His real name is in the email address.

01:01:08.960 Well, it would be nice if you typed it to us.

01:01:10.640 Just tell us what his real name is.

01:01:15.040 I've got a number of paranormal testimonies that have been sitting in the bag for a while.

01:01:18.420 Heard that you might be low on content, so I figured I'd let her rip.

01:01:22.040 Don't say it like that.

01:01:24.420 Yeah.

01:01:24.740 We're not.

01:01:25.140 We're pretty high on content, but whatever, Paul.

01:01:27.800 Yeah.

01:01:28.580 Thank you.

01:01:29.760 My wife is mad because she's a poor. 1.00

01:01:32.060 She just texted me and said, whatever, can't watch anymore. 1.00

01:01:34.580 I mean, you can text her the link.

01:01:36.440 I don't know how to do that right now.

01:01:37.920 Okay.

01:01:38.300 That's fine.

01:01:38.820 Anyway, for narrative purposes, let's say my name was Saul, but it's Paul.

01:01:46.060 I mean, I'm saying that, the last part.

01:01:47.700 Right.

01:01:48.260 These accounts are not necessarily chronological.

01:01:50.860 If you would rather read them chronologically, know that the first one happens much later in life.

01:01:55.360 Dude, don't do that to us.

01:01:56.440 Just put it in order.

01:01:57.500 Just put it in order, dude.

01:01:59.100 Know that the first one happens much later in life than the other ones here.

01:02:03.160 And it even happens later than the other testimonies that I will send you in a later email. 1.00

01:02:07.900 You fucking, you're a silly goose. 0.99

01:02:10.920 So if you want, you could read that last one, or you can save it for later, or you could read them in order. 1.00

01:02:19.320 I list them here.

01:02:21.140 Or you can do a different order.

01:02:22.640 I'm not your boss.

01:02:24.340 It really kind of feels like it, dude.

01:02:25.820 I'm not going to lie.

01:02:26.440 It feels like you're my boss right now.

01:02:27.540 You're giving us, I don't like when people give us a lot of choices.

01:02:29.520 I don't like too many options.

01:02:31.380 Paralysis by analysis.

01:02:32.600 Too many options feels like you're forcing me to do something.

01:02:34.960 Yeah, because what you're giving me is a lot of potential outcomes, and that creates what's known as buyer's remorse.

01:02:41.100 Yeah.

01:02:42.000 And I don't like that.

01:02:42.660 No, I don't want to read this story.

01:02:43.920 I don't think I'm going to put it down.

01:02:45.880 No, let's read it.

01:02:46.380 Shopping mall dream.

01:02:47.220 This is going to be good.

01:02:48.020 I have a feeling.

01:02:48.560 This is going to be good.

01:02:50.340 Don't upset us all, Paul.

01:02:52.800 Michael.

01:02:55.200 Whatever your name is.

01:02:56.140 Paul, Michael, Kevin.

01:02:58.280 Sometime after I was given a second chance at life by God, I had a dream.

01:03:03.660 Look, my wife is very upset now.

01:03:04.800 No pegging fees.

01:03:06.120 Good God.

01:03:06.760 Take away everything that's good, huh?

01:03:10.400 Sometime after I was given a second chance at life by God, I had a dream that I was sitting in a shopping mall.

01:03:16.520 It was probably somewhere in the suburbs of some big city, so everyone is rather middle class or wealthier.

01:03:24.980 I don't really like shopping malls because they are centers for nonsense materialism.

01:03:29.340 I like when it picks up like that.

01:03:30.500 It's always like, is this an important part?

01:03:34.000 Probably not.

01:03:34.800 And people seem to be just blowing money and distracted from the true pursuits in life.

01:03:40.300 Anyway, I was alone, sitting on a bench or ledge in the middle of one big corridor in the mall, feeling bored and purposeless.

01:03:49.380 People were shopping and doing what people do in the mall, but I was there alone.

01:03:55.880 People didn't even bother coming near because they were so busy shopping.

01:03:59.460 What was I even doing there?

01:04:02.900 Great question.

01:04:05.960 Hey, hey.

01:04:07.160 Let's dance. 0.99

01:04:08.780 You're buying furniture, dummy. 0.95

01:04:10.100 I started to get on my phone out of boredom when I see someone reach their hand to me. 0.93

01:04:16.020 I look up.

01:04:17.400 It was a man whose skin was radiating golden light, so I couldn't even make out his features.

01:04:23.080 But he was wearing a pure white garment covering his torso, legs, and arms.

01:04:28.140 And there was a bluish purple sash over his shoulder and across his torso.

01:04:33.460 I knew as soon as I saw him that this was Jesus Christ.

01:04:38.380 And I immediately grabbed his hand, oh, he's capitalizing now, his hand, and got up to walk with him.

01:04:46.500 No question.

01:04:47.720 No thoughts to consider it. 0.99

01:04:49.740 The living Jesus Christ was reaching out his hand, so let's fucking go. 0.98

01:04:55.180 That's where the dream ended. 0.98

01:04:58.000 Record scratch.

01:04:58.880 Remember, we're going back in time.

01:05:01.140 Years earlier.

01:05:02.060 Do we have a record scratch?

01:05:04.380 We don't.

01:05:06.960 Something.

01:05:07.480 Something.

01:05:08.720 Journeys of a Psychonaut, chapter one.

01:05:11.100 This is a book? 1.00

01:05:12.120 Yeah, motherfucker. 1.00

01:05:13.360 Buckle up, buckaroos. 1.00

01:05:16.440 I was at a point in my life where I was a self-proclaimed psychonaut.

01:05:20.740 Someone who dives deep into exploring psychedelics.

01:05:23.760 Yes.

01:05:24.960 I believed at the time that our bodies are chemical machines that could be fixed and optimized through self-engineering.

01:05:32.380 At the time, I kind of believed in the supernatural, but I didn't think it happened to civilized people.

01:05:38.940 And I was a civilized person.

01:05:40.740 I understand that.

01:05:42.740 I understand that inclination.

01:05:43.760 Like, you can't have a wild trip because you wear tennis shoes?

01:05:49.660 The supernatural world not being accessible to people who are overly civilized.

01:05:56.220 Meaning, like, we're more distracted.

01:06:01.100 And there is some, like, thought to it. 1.00

01:06:03.040 Like, we're more distracted with all this shit. 0.99

01:06:06.360 All these wires. 0.99

01:06:07.600 All these fucking blue lights and wires all around us for, like, yeah, we're going to be experiencing something supernatural. 0.98

01:06:13.180 Yeah. 0.97

01:06:13.400 Well, I mean, yes, but there's a lot of distraction.

01:06:16.580 So, I get it.

01:06:17.320 Yeah.

01:06:17.640 All right.

01:06:18.020 Fair.

01:06:18.540 Fair enough.

01:06:19.320 Yeah.

01:06:19.780 I was exploring the different kinds of effects that different drugs had on our bodies.

01:06:23.700 And I got somewhat good at modulating my mood and emotions using substances like alcohol, nicotine, caffeine, various pharmaceuticals, and narcotics.

01:06:33.740 Never got much into opioids, thankfully.

01:06:35.560 Because they made me feel weird.

01:06:40.140 I started to become fascinated by the different hallucinations that the different psychedelics gave me and my friends.

01:06:47.200 LSD provides primarily sensory hallucinations and focused energy with other types of hallucinations in tow.

01:06:54.640 Shrooms provide primarily emotional hallucinations and playful energy with other types of hallucinations in tow.

01:07:02.660 So, MDA provides mild friendship hallucinations and teeth grinding energy.

01:07:10.940 MDA.

01:07:11.700 Oh, I'm sorry.

01:07:12.120 MDMA.

01:07:13.540 MDA provides mild intimate hallucinations with playful feelings.

01:07:20.860 Ketamine makes everything really big and intense and boosts the hallucinations of the other psychedelics. 0.99

01:07:26.880 Damn, this dude's doing them in conjunction. 0.99

01:07:28.680 Yeah, dude. 1.00

01:07:30.140 Marijuana is a downer psychedelic, but it goes out of control when mixed with other psychedelics, knocking out your ability to distinguish what is real.

01:07:39.020 I don't like that feeling.

01:07:40.820 I accidentally did K2.

01:07:41.580 Here we go.

01:07:42.140 Now we're back to core values.

01:07:43.460 This is what's up.

01:07:44.300 This is the foundation of the show.

01:07:46.820 I accidentally did K2, Spice Once, Spice Boys.

01:07:51.720 Hell yeah.

01:07:52.160 And thought my friends poisoned me because my heart started going crazy and it made me paranoid.

01:07:58.880 Almost called a wambulance. 1.00

01:08:01.920 Fucking cry, baby. 0.99

01:08:03.180 I dabbled for a while with meth. 1.00

01:08:05.380 Oh, my God.

01:08:06.380 When I was low on other stuff.

01:08:10.740 Oh, so when you didn't have like the cool stuff, you're like, I guess I got some methylene around.

01:08:14.760 And I would sometimes bump ketamine and cocaine in the same night to make my heart flutter in a fun way.

01:08:20.960 Heart palpitations in a fun way.

01:08:22.940 The only fun drugs I didn't try were mescaline and other research chemicals because I couldn't get my hands on them.

01:08:30.080 Interesting.

01:08:30.600 All right.

01:08:30.840 All right.

01:08:31.100 All right.

01:08:32.140 Anyway, I just love for some reason whenever they say anyway.

01:08:35.420 And that goes to everybody.

01:08:36.360 When they go anyway, I really like that.

01:08:38.860 I got my hands on the Joe Rogan drug, DMT.

01:08:42.500 Oh, boy.

01:08:43.440 DMT is the drug that essentially is a chemical in your brain that is present when you dream.

01:08:48.840 It's also the main active chemical in ayahuasca.

01:08:54.180 DMT is known to give you religious hallucinations with hallucinatory personifications, meaning that it often makes you hallucinate seeing sentient entities. 0.99

01:09:03.460 Well, that's fucking, yeah. 1.00

01:09:05.960 So is it a hallucination, fucker? 1.00

01:09:11.220 But it lasts only 10 to 15 minutes. 1.00

01:09:14.100 So it's sometimes called a business trip.

01:09:16.640 Never heard that.

01:09:17.300 That's fascinating.

01:09:18.840 We have it up on the screen here if you want to read it from there.

01:09:20.760 No, this is much better.

01:09:22.560 I'm going to read it from the screen.

01:09:24.140 Go ahead.

01:09:27.340 The other psychedelics last hours and consume your day.

01:09:30.260 But this one could theoretically do, you could do it a couple of times in a single bathroom break if the distinct smell of burning plastic didn't cause people to worry.

01:09:39.380 Oh, it smells like plastic?

01:09:41.040 Is that what plastic time means?

01:09:42.900 It's plastic time.

01:09:43.800 I have a t-shirt that says plastic time, but I haven't released it.

01:09:46.720 I've never heard of anybody doing DMT on that level because like other drugs you can get addicted to, but it doesn't seem like DMT.

01:09:53.300 And even mushrooms have that same component to them.

01:09:56.960 Or like you don't really want to, you're like, I'm good for a while.

01:10:00.420 What's his name did it?

01:10:01.620 Jonathan from Cult of Conspiracy did it twice.

01:10:03.880 He didn't seem to enjoy it.

01:10:05.300 Well, I mean, he, I don't know if he enjoyed it.

01:10:06.720 No, they did it the first time.

01:10:08.180 They were like, that was cool.

01:10:09.600 And then they were like, it was so cool.

01:10:10.880 Let's do it again.

01:10:11.660 And the second time he did it, he had like that weird new, new death experience.

01:10:15.240 That's right.

01:10:15.580 And I've heard that if you keep doing it, the entities are like, stop showing up.

01:10:19.140 Yeah.

01:10:19.340 It's like, oh, it's like, you're not invited. 0.99

01:10:20.540 You've got, we, we told you some shit. 0.98

01:10:22.820 Um, but it's like, you keep just showing up in our living room. 0.99

01:10:25.700 Yeah.

01:10:25.960 Yeah.

01:10:26.120 We need some privacy. 0.99

01:10:26.960 There's some novelty to the first few times, but now it's really jarring that you just appear, uh, fucking jerking off here. 0.99

01:10:35.900 Um, okay. 0.99

01:10:37.040 So my first experience with DMT, I closed my eyes and felt a whooshing feeling.

01:10:41.900 I saw the NBC Peacock logo doing its normal animation where each feather appears one by one, making a half circle, except these ones were bright neon and they didn't stop at five.

01:10:53.900 It kept spiraling.

01:10:54.860 The mass of neon feathers growing bigger and bigger, uh, with bright neon feathers quickly crowding out my entire vision.

01:11:02.780 Then they shattered.

01:11:04.500 And I was floating above a Mayan landscape with big golden Mayan step pyramids all over the place.

01:11:10.680 Each one was essentially the same and they were next to each other so that there wasn't much jungle between them.

01:11:17.180 They stretched out onto the horizon and filled the ground.

01:11:21.200 And I was moving over them floating high up in the air.

01:11:24.080 I realized in that moment that my physical body was staring at a window with the sun coming in.

01:11:33.080 And I was curious if that had an effect on my vision.

01:11:35.500 So I turned my head towards the less sunny part of the room.

01:11:40.260 At that point, the vision turned dark and wet.

01:11:43.240 I was in a dark cellar where the dark walls were damp and moist.

01:11:49.720 Along the walls in the cellar was a weird creature.

01:11:52.820 It was thin humanoid with a hammerhead shark head.

01:11:56.620 It had two legs and four arms and it was curled up in the fetal position on the floor.

01:12:01.420 It looked like it could get up at any moment.

01:12:05.760 So I quickly turned my physical head back towards the sunny window.

01:12:10.280 I returned to seeing golden temples stretching to the horizon.

01:12:15.020 And I realized I wasn't really floating over them.

01:12:18.660 But I was observing them as if I was seeing it all through an airplane window.

01:12:22.920 An airplane flying low.

01:12:24.880 And the ground moving along underneath me.

01:12:27.000 In other words, I just, I knew that I wasn't actually in that realm.

01:12:31.860 But I was just observing it.

01:12:33.680 I came out of the experience shortly afterwards.

01:12:36.400 The experience was so vivid that I believed that I actually saw a real place with golden Mayan temples. 0.98

01:12:44.380 That was a bit of a mindfuck.

01:12:47.280 It took me a day or so to rationalize that it wasn't just a hallucination of my mind. 0.91

01:12:52.700 I didn't even consider what the hammerhead alien experience would mean if that was a real vision.

01:12:57.920 I mean, the peacock.

01:12:59.780 If you're in a Mayan temple with that peacock, could that be some form or like some visage of Quetzalcoatl?

01:13:07.340 The plumed serpent?

01:13:09.300 I don't know. 0.99

01:13:10.460 I mean, it's interesting because that sort of like really colorful shit is the aesthetic of Mexico. 0.98

01:13:17.860 Yeah. 0.98

01:13:18.000 I don't know.

01:13:19.140 That's interesting.

01:13:19.820 I wonder where he actually was.

01:13:21.000 Did he say where he was like in his own physical locality?

01:13:25.660 No, he doesn't mention that.

01:13:26.920 That's a, that's, that's the thing that I always wonder.

01:13:28.960 It's like, are there thin lines between where you're currently doing this or does your mind, I think maybe it's a mix of both.

01:13:35.700 Your mind is able to travel to some of these places, but was he there actually there?

01:13:40.220 Yeah, I believe so.

01:13:41.260 That's why like whenever it comes to my like spooky encounters, I don't always think it's the same thing.

01:13:46.800 I think it just like, it changes because I got a different vibe a little bit from one place to the next.

01:13:54.040 Right.

01:13:54.500 You know, where I had that really like wild dream where me and my wife and my son all saw that thing.

01:13:59.780 That thing was there.

01:14:01.900 They've since destroyed that building.

01:14:03.460 They tore it down.

01:14:04.100 I think that thing is just like, I don't think anybody else is experiencing it or maybe it is, but, but it's in that area.

01:14:11.340 Interesting.

01:14:11.860 I don't think like whatever this new thing is, that's fucking with me. 0.54

01:14:15.080 It's new.

01:14:15.720 It feels new.

01:14:16.220 Like it doesn't feel like it, uh, it, it knows me as well as like some of these other things.

01:14:23.480 That is interesting.

01:14:24.520 That is.

01:14:25.220 Hmm.

01:14:26.160 So I feel like, uh, you know, maybe I have holes in my game, a previous tenant you're thinking.

01:14:33.360 No, I don't think like a previous tenant.

01:14:34.980 Like, uh, I think it's just spirits are, they're not omnipresent.

01:14:39.880 Right.

01:14:40.360 So they're stuck in a locality and they probably have to maintain some sort of proximity to whatever is they're drawing energy from, or else they cease to exist.

01:14:50.360 Um, this guy's stuck in Tampa.

01:14:52.140 So he's stuck in fucking, well, I mean, I mean the one here at this new place like that, it feels totally new. 0.98

01:14:57.180 It doesn't feel like some shit that's been in like, it's like, it's been following me my entire life or anything like that. 0.99

01:15:02.560 It doesn't feel, it feels, uh, it feels new. 0.80

01:15:04.820 So we're actually working on a interview again, part two with my aunt.

01:15:08.600 Like she'll be coming over tomorrow.

01:15:10.340 My aunt, um, something, uh, maybe possibly something to talk about that, something that's been following her, her entire life.

01:15:18.320 That would be, uh, but we'll see.

01:15:20.320 Yeah.

01:15:20.700 I don't think I have any like direct attachments.

01:15:22.460 Like your aunt, she seems like she has something specific that's been tailing around.

01:15:26.340 I'm going to, I'm going to put this down.

01:15:27.600 We're going to read it from the thing you want to take over or you got to scroll down.

01:15:30.200 Yeah.

01:15:30.400 I'm going to, I got to read it.

01:15:31.520 So, uh, this is part two, Psychonauts part two.

01:15:33.940 I tried doing DMT while laying in bed in the dark.

01:15:38.580 I figured that if my mind was creating such vivid hallucinations, I could use that mechanism to figure out more about my own mind.

01:15:46.300 Maybe I could consciously tap into that subconscious that we hear so much about.

01:15:50.880 So I rip a few puffs of DMT vapor that smells, tastes, and feels like burning plastic.

01:15:56.800 Does it?

01:15:57.460 I guess it does.

01:15:58.280 I, I, I didn't know that.

01:15:59.780 I know that when I was younger that, you know, we had this idea of a DMT extraction kit and it was like, it involved like a pretty rudimentary, uh, chemistry set up.

01:16:08.500 And you had to use like an acid that you could derive from like just, uh, citric acid, like a lemon.

01:16:13.920 And, and, uh, but you could, the main thing that you're extracting it from was, uh, I think it's called like Phalaris, which is just the, the technical biological term for like river grass, tall grass by the riverside.

01:16:25.060 Oh, okay.

01:16:25.480 So you could extract it from that.

01:16:27.040 Um, I wouldn't have imagined that that would have ever tasted like, I mean, I never got around to doing it because I'm not a scientist, but I wouldn't have guessed that it would have tasted like plastic.

01:16:35.420 That seems pretty specific to plastic.

01:16:38.620 Seems quite synthetic.

01:16:40.100 So yeah.

01:16:40.880 Side note, this is just how DMT is consumed.

01:16:43.620 It's consumed in a nasty vapor that feels like burning plastic.

01:16:47.120 So he's, so he's explaining it to us.

01:16:48.620 He knows that like, we don't know what the hell this is.

01:16:50.560 Uh, it feels like burning plastic vapor that is burning your lungs.

01:16:55.880 People work up to smoking DMT by getting used to smoking weed.

01:16:59.460 No pain, no gain, right?

01:17:01.360 Anyway, I don't blast off that time, but I still went into a vision.

01:17:06.040 There was another humanoid, but he only had two legs and two arms.

01:17:10.360 What a bummer. 0.99

01:17:12.120 Damn it, dude. 1.00

01:17:12.920 But he was pale, gaunt, hairless, and his eyes were dark holes sunken into his face. 1.00

01:17:19.580 His teeth were sharp.

01:17:21.100 His fingers were also sharp. 0.97

01:17:23.180 He looked like he could stab you or claw you with his bony sharp fingers.

01:17:26.880 He was surrounded in a bluish darkness.

01:17:30.380 The background was pitch black, besides some hints of dark blue.

01:17:34.480 Seeing this thing gave me a lot of fear.

01:17:37.220 So I immediately rationalized that this was my personified anxiety that I was meeting.

01:17:42.880 Regardless, I was too scared to interact.

01:17:45.340 So I left and came back to my real life.

01:17:48.620 Thinking about, thinking about it at the time, I became convinced that this thing was my subconscious anxiety.

01:17:54.760 And that if I talked with it, I can get it to behave to my advantage instead of throwing me into a mild panic at inappropriate times.

01:18:02.000 Seems like a bad idea.

01:18:03.300 Yeah, dude.

01:18:03.820 You look at that and you go, I could talk to that.

01:18:05.920 Yeah, I could talk to that thing.

01:18:06.900 The thing with the knives for hands.

01:18:09.500 The skinwalker in the corner. 0.70

01:18:11.380 He's described basically like buck naked slender man.

01:18:14.360 Yeah. 0.86

01:18:15.100 Geez.

01:18:15.880 Not good.

01:18:16.460 This anxiety creature seemed powerful if it could be used the right way.

01:18:20.300 All right.

01:18:20.640 This is the dangerous persona.

01:18:22.080 This is the lean not on your own understanding part.

01:18:25.700 Yeah.

01:18:26.060 Right? 0.99

01:18:26.340 This is the human beings are dummies part. 0.99

01:18:29.560 Yeah. 0.95

01:18:29.840 I figured that over time I would build up the courage to consciously interact with it.

01:18:35.440 But thankfully, I never got around to it.

01:18:37.980 Yeah, dude.

01:18:38.960 I think that that's a bad idea.

01:18:40.900 Yeah. 0.97

01:18:41.060 It seems I've never felt called to interact with any of the things that fuck with me only 0.99

01:18:45.560 to be like, get the fuck out. 0.99

01:18:47.820 Yeah. 1.00

01:18:48.460 Leave, dog. 1.00

01:18:49.520 You are ruining my sleep schedule.

01:18:52.340 And this is, I think, the problem.

01:18:53.760 This is a huge mistake that my aunt, aunts, aunties that my aunts have made, like naming

01:19:01.280 the entities in the house, interacting with them.

01:19:03.100 Yeah, don't do that.

01:19:03.900 Yeah.

01:19:04.340 Don't do that.

01:19:05.320 Don't interact with them.

01:19:06.600 Don't name them.

01:19:07.620 Don't give them a pet name.

01:19:09.280 If anything, find out their name and then tell them by their name to leave.

01:19:13.540 But that was pretty similar to how my, it's like an older generation thing because my,

01:19:17.760 you know, relatives did the same thing. 0.94

01:19:19.960 We would hear, you know, all kinds of crazy shit in the house and they would be like, 0.99

01:19:24.880 oh, that's grandma. 0.99

01:19:26.500 That's this.

01:19:27.120 That's that.

01:19:27.600 Don't worry about it.

01:19:28.300 And I know what you're doing is like you're trying to diffuse the fear of children.

01:19:32.620 They also, there's also like this instinct of if they know the name, like they do understand

01:19:39.820 that part.

01:19:40.380 Yeah, right.

01:19:40.900 Intuitively, you understand it.

01:19:42.140 If I know the name, then I control it.

01:19:43.920 But it's not, I don't think it doesn't work like that when the name is made up, dude.

01:19:46.780 Right.

01:19:47.320 Yeah.

01:19:47.500 But that's, you know, you, you, you feel some sort of, uh, maybe it's control, uh, some

01:19:52.340 sort of security in like identifying what it is.

01:19:55.100 And then if, if the kids are around, which is what, you know, when, when me and my cousins 0.61

01:19:58.520 were little, we'd be like, what the fuck is going on upstairs? 0.90

01:20:00.740 And they'd be like, oh, it's grandma. 0.99

01:20:02.860 She passed away, but she's still up there with us.

01:20:05.120 And didn't feel like grandma.

01:20:06.960 Need an explanation for this stuff.

01:20:08.440 And I, I get it, but, uh, man, you're in some dark territory here.

01:20:12.600 So, all right.

01:20:13.520 So part three, I started a party with some friends who I convinced to try DMT and we

01:20:18.460 would party then, uh, party, then come back to my place and smoke DMT and share our experiences.

01:20:23.820 At some point I was able to get my hands on a decent amount of DMT.

01:20:27.640 I never sold drugs, so I didn't have to worry about, uh, uh, about much, I didn't have to

01:20:34.300 worry much about running out, but sometimes people will come hang out just to give it

01:20:39.260 a try.

01:20:40.840 One friend I had was a legitimately good friend of mine, but he wasn't always partying when

01:20:46.780 I wanted to because he was more of a stoner, not into the uppers like I was.

01:20:52.200 Another friend was into uppers and he seemed to always be partying.

01:20:55.860 I met him through another friend and right after meeting him, I jokingly dared him to

01:21:01.080 take an unknown ecstasy pill I found in my wallet and he did side note, ecstasy pills

01:21:08.020 are essentially an unknown chemical cocktail of MDMA, MDA, amphetamines, methamphetamine,

01:21:13.360 and maybe even painkillers can confirm every single time I used to, I used to do a lot

01:21:18.540 of ecstasy and every time I did, it was a different experience.

01:21:21.880 Oh yeah.

01:21:22.560 Wow.

01:21:23.140 Okay.

01:21:23.440 Yeah. 1.00

01:21:23.600 It's just some dude in their, you know, in their closet making this shit. 1.00

01:21:27.180 Yep. 1.00

01:21:27.800 Man, that's, that seems dangerous.

01:21:29.760 We're actually going to have XG on the show.

01:21:32.200 Oh yeah.

01:21:32.660 And we're going to do ecstasy with him.

01:21:33.940 No, no, I will not.

01:21:35.340 But I, I intend on asking him a lot of these questions.

01:21:38.960 Yeah.

01:21:39.640 I like, why are you still doing this?

01:21:41.400 Uh, yeah. 0.99

01:21:42.480 You really think that me and you look alike shit like that, which is true. 1.00

01:21:45.680 I mean, that's not really a question, but yeah. 0.99

01:21:47.420 Yeah.

01:21:47.660 All right.

01:21:47.880 So, um, all right.

01:21:49.440 They could last for four to eight hours.

01:21:51.400 You don't really know.

01:21:53.140 Essentially, ecstasy pills are like a box of chocolates.

01:21:56.160 You never know what you're going to get.

01:21:57.740 So I would sometimes get them, but I hardly ever took them because I don't like not knowing

01:22:02.600 what to expect.

01:22:03.540 But this guy took one at like 2 a.m.

01:22:06.840 Uh, I went home shortly after not trying to be awake all night.

01:22:11.040 Let's continue the story.

01:22:12.820 Anyway, I was chilling with my good friend doing DMT.

01:22:15.760 We saw things in my room come to life.

01:22:18.000 He said my dresser started to eat him, but I saw my walls and closet stand guard over

01:22:23.360 my bed, protecting me.

01:22:24.740 They seem to form eyes and a mouth like stoic sentinels.

01:22:28.460 My friend thought it was funny that my furniture, hey, hey, tried to eat him.

01:22:34.640 Let's dance.

01:22:35.400 Let's dance.

01:22:36.780 So it was a good time.

01:22:38.040 I wondered if there was something to guardian angels seeing my wall look like a sentinel.

01:22:42.960 Another time, uh, the good friend I blasted off into the clouds with and met some humanoids 0.99

01:22:49.120 with geometric shapes for heads.

01:22:51.080 This is just a, this is a story about this guy getting high.

01:22:55.400 Pretty much.

01:22:55.940 Yeah.

01:22:56.020 I wonder if it leads anywhere.

01:22:57.140 Um, Nancy, I don't know.

01:23:00.540 I mean, what is she supposed to do?

01:23:01.560 She's not supposed to spoil it for us, right?

01:23:03.280 Yeah.

01:23:03.820 Well, well, I guess she might be saying things, but we've covered the chat with this gigantic

01:23:07.140 wall of text.

01:23:07.780 We really can't see.

01:23:08.660 Oh, there they are.

01:23:09.800 Um, she said nothing.

01:23:11.160 Not exactly a regulated compound.

01:23:12.960 Agreed, Jin.

01:23:13.960 All right.

01:23:14.380 Well, here we go.

01:23:17.400 Um, the thing about DMT is that if you're drinking heavily, you won't have any visions.

01:23:21.680 So there were a number of times we would come back from partying and none of us would

01:23:24.720 get a vision.

01:23:25.140 Wait, I think we, we, no, no, you gotta go back up.

01:23:26.920 You skipped it.

01:23:27.880 It's all right.

01:23:28.360 I don't know.

01:23:29.520 It's a pretty wild, uh, paragraph.

01:23:32.240 Okay.

01:23:32.300 Okay.

01:23:32.560 Yeah.

01:23:32.760 Yeah.

01:23:32.880 So I had, uh, there was a purple headed triangle thing and it was holding a set of weighing 0.92

01:23:37.720 scales as the other shapeling stood behind it.

01:23:41.140 I began to wonder what it was trying to tell me probably about justice, but I came down from

01:23:45.920 the clouds and returned.

01:23:46.940 I figured that I wasn't starting, that I was starting to get better at trying to communicate

01:23:51.600 with these things.

01:23:52.820 I think that time the good friend was unable to get visions.

01:23:57.040 The thing about DMT is when you're drinking heavily, you don't have any visions.

01:24:00.980 So there were a number of times we would come back from partying and none of us would get

01:24:05.440 visions.

01:24:06.660 Drinking often had, uh, often has that side effect on psychedelics, dulling the psychedelic

01:24:13.260 effect.

01:24:13.640 I guess that uneventful is better than bad.

01:24:17.660 It's still, it's a waste of chemicals.

01:24:19.560 I wonder if it, if it, so is there any effect then I'd be curious in knowing that it's like,

01:24:25.560 if you're not having hallucination, if it has to change the way your mind is functioning

01:24:28.820 or your perception or anything like that.

01:24:30.380 Well, cause he's describing a couple of things here.

01:24:31.860 He's describing hallucinations, visions, and then blasting off.

01:24:35.160 And I think blasting off being the highest level hallucinations being like mid and, uh,

01:24:42.480 or visions being above that.

01:24:44.200 I'm not sure.

01:24:45.120 I'm not sure exactly where he's putting that, but it also sounds similar to your case here

01:24:48.920 where, uh, when you're, when you're drinking, it just kind of dulls this, these receptors

01:24:53.540 for you.

01:24:54.020 Yeah.

01:24:54.660 Yeah.

01:24:55.040 Well, that's interesting because, um, I don't remember my dreams when I drink and that's

01:25:02.020 when your body is producing dimethyltryptamine.

01:25:03.800 So that kind of backs that up and I'm a scientist. 1.00

01:25:06.980 So check that shit out. 1.00

01:25:09.000 There you go. 1.00

01:25:09.740 There you go.

01:25:10.140 Now, you know, the party.

01:25:11.840 Uh, the party friend and I started to hang out more during a rougher time in my life.

01:25:16.460 I was going through a bad relationship and then I was going through a breakup.

01:25:20.980 My other party friends were hardly well supportive beyond doing more substances.

01:25:25.780 The sexual hookups with party girls were just as unfulfilling, even if they were pretty cool

01:25:30.100 party girls.

01:25:31.080 Well, this party friend of mine was always down to party and he was always partying with

01:25:36.280 different people.

01:25:37.560 He started calling me by a different name because there was a weird situation at his place

01:25:41.540 that made him think I was someone else.

01:25:45.120 Oh, what does that mean?

01:25:48.040 That's weird.

01:25:48.800 It seems, it seems like it's a pretty innocuous event.

01:25:52.760 Like he must've just thought somebody else came into the, and he was like, yo, what up?

01:25:56.520 And then it ended up not being him.

01:25:57.700 And he was like, oh, it's you, but I'm going to keep calling you.

01:26:00.080 That's what it seems.

01:26:00.840 It seems innocuous.

01:26:02.060 Cause it doesn't seem like a, a particularly.

01:26:05.620 Okay.

01:26:06.420 So he started, yeah.

01:26:07.240 So he started calling me another name by another name as a joke.

01:26:10.940 Well, we came back from partying probably around 2 AM, a bit wet from the rain and he

01:26:15.940 was with the girl.

01:26:17.020 She didn't want to do any DMT, but he did.

01:26:19.140 And we decided to go hard on this one.

01:26:21.260 So we dimmed the lights, we lit a scented candle and we put on a Spongle record.

01:26:25.500 I'm sorry.

01:26:26.460 A Spongle record that had really intense, mystical, psychedelic music.

01:26:32.220 I don't play Spongle records often because it's really weird.

01:26:36.340 Yeah.

01:26:36.760 Unless you're tripping hard.

01:26:38.160 If you want to know the vibe of Spongle, listen to the divine moment of truth by Spongle.

01:26:42.800 I think she put something down here for us.

01:26:45.240 Oh, there is a link here.

01:26:46.380 Oh, it's over 10 minutes long.

01:26:47.580 Well, no, we're not going to be doing that.

01:26:49.620 No Spongle for us, dude.

01:26:51.160 Yeah.

01:26:51.720 We're not going to.

01:26:52.320 Okay.

01:26:52.380 We're getting close to the end here.

01:26:53.740 All right.

01:26:54.640 Whatever.

01:26:55.260 So we both blast. 1.00

01:26:57.280 Oh, shit. 1.00

01:26:58.280 Someone's screaming in here. 1.00

01:26:59.280 We both blast off and I completely lose consciousness.

01:27:02.840 I don't remember how long I was out, but I started to come to.

01:27:06.040 Uh-oh.

01:27:06.560 The children are here.

01:27:07.700 The children are here.

01:27:08.300 The children have arrived.

01:27:09.780 Yes.

01:27:10.780 They have to get them out of the room.

01:27:12.380 Yes.

01:27:12.880 That's all right.

01:27:13.200 We're going to be wrapping up here in just a minute, guys.

01:27:15.420 Um, I first felt myself in a cold sweat.

01:27:19.880 Then I heard weird demonic chanting and it kept repeating.

01:27:23.820 My heart starts to pound and quickly, pound quickly and finally get to my, get my eyes

01:27:30.480 to open.

01:27:31.520 The candle is still lit.

01:27:33.320 The lights are still dimmed.

01:27:35.200 My party friend is seemingly unconscious and his lady friend is just on her phone.

01:27:40.260 Now staring at me.

01:27:41.960 The demonic chanting is still playing.

01:27:43.680 Is the demonic chanting coming from Spongel?

01:27:45.640 I have no idea.

01:27:48.120 I don't know what the hell this guy, where he just, he just heard it.

01:27:52.120 Yeah.

01:27:52.640 Okay.

01:27:52.900 So it's just going on, but it's coming from the record player.

01:27:57.060 The record is literally skipping endlessly over a dark, deep, mystical chant.

01:28:01.160 And I reiterate that for the record, that the record kept skipping back to the same few

01:28:07.520 second demonic chant.

01:28:10.040 I felt a deep, dark presence in my room.

01:28:12.220 So I quickly got up.

01:28:13.400 I turned on the lights as my party friend came back to consciousness.

01:28:16.920 I told him that his lady friend, I told, I told him and his lady friend that I'm not 0.82

01:28:22.720 feeling well because I had some bad, bad vibes.

01:28:26.440 And I said that we can have one last cigarette, but they needed to leave.

01:28:31.460 Over a year later, after I was given a second chance at life by God, I stopped hanging out

01:28:36.860 with the party friend, but I ran into him at the bar while I was with my new fiance.

01:28:41.460 Party friend was with new people as always, but he was covertly trying to separate me from

01:28:46.920 my fiance.

01:28:48.380 What I mean is that he started talking to me and then his friends started talking with

01:28:53.660 my fiance in a separate conversation.

01:28:55.880 Then he positioned himself between us so that I could not talk directly with my fiance.

01:29:00.600 This is a common tactic used by guys to separate a single girl from her annoying friends.

01:29:06.140 Knowing what was going on, I was able to grab my fiance, come up with a reason why we

01:29:11.060 should leave quickly and as pleasantly as possible.

01:29:13.900 She didn't notice him trying to separate her from me, but later told me that she sensed

01:29:19.880 a dark energy about my party friend.

01:29:21.920 My fiance is, was a Christian.

01:29:24.900 Is, was?

01:29:26.140 Well, was at the time and currently is.

01:29:28.100 Gotcha.

01:29:28.700 It's backwards.

01:29:29.620 But she pretty much never talked about people's energy.

01:29:32.880 I don't think I really saw that party friend since.

01:29:35.940 That's, yeah, that's interesting.

01:29:38.000 That is an interesting story.

01:29:39.480 Yeah, there's something dark about some of these people that, uh, I was like looking

01:29:43.900 through my Facebook page and it'll give you like people that you're friends with.

01:29:48.160 I don't look at Facebook anymore, but I have a new one because I was banned.

01:29:53.040 So it's suggesting me friends from my past and people that I'm looking at, I'm like, oh 0.78

01:29:57.220 shit, look at this guy. 0.94

01:29:58.040 And it has like a lot of these people have or had that same dark energy. 0.99

01:30:04.520 And I'm just like one dude, he's a, he's a drummer and I saw his name and I was like,

01:30:09.260 well, I haven't thought about this guy in years.

01:30:11.140 But when I saw his picture, I just, I got this like dark and I was like, scroll, don't

01:30:18.180 open that door ever again.

01:30:19.640 And it's just one of the people that he's nice enough guy, but like.

01:30:22.940 Like it's, it's kind of crazy that I, that I came out the way that I did because I spent 0.99

01:30:27.160 my time around like this shit and I get it. 0.98

01:30:30.260 It's, there's nothing that. 1.00

01:30:32.500 These fast people that are just moving.

01:30:34.040 Fast people that are doing a lot of drugs.

01:30:35.720 Danger parties. 1.00

01:30:36.620 Shit like that. 0.99

01:30:37.080 A lot of danger parties, a lot of really close calls and horrifying moments. 0.99

01:30:40.280 And it's like, I understand the, the allure of it because there's nothing that prepares

01:30:45.120 you for what these things do.

01:30:47.180 You know, if you do decide to like engage and do, uh, some sort of drugs or something, you're

01:30:51.660 going to have an experience that there's no, there's no writing that is going to, uh, accurately

01:30:57.960 convey that experience to you.

01:31:00.240 Nothing outside of firsthand experience is going to make you understand what that's like.

01:31:05.140 And then when you do have it, it's like you kicked open a door to a whole new world.

01:31:09.760 And then it's like, you know, it's, it's not like this, um, or at least for me, it was

01:31:13.900 never like this fiending to do these things.

01:31:15.680 It was like, yo, on the other side of this, there's a fascinating experience that like each

01:31:20.520 time I do it, I, I have something profound happen, you know?

01:31:24.240 And so without, without any other way to convey that experience, when you have it, it's,

01:31:29.020 it's alluring, you end up doing it again and again.

01:31:31.100 And so, you know, I, I understand, I don't think these people are inherently bad, but

01:31:35.300 it's like, what you don't realize is while you're doing it, there's this, um, there's

01:31:40.760 typically a throwing off of like moral concerns, moral fabric of your, of your typical everyday

01:31:46.200 life.

01:31:46.660 You know, it's weird, this is a, have you ever been to Coney Island?

01:31:50.060 Uh, no, no.

01:31:51.500 Okay.

01:31:51.840 Well, that's, yeah, that's a, I wouldn't, I wouldn't go there.

01:31:54.160 Yeah.

01:31:54.380 I wouldn't go there if you paid me to go there.

01:31:55.800 There's a place in Coney Island called Seagate.

01:31:57.820 It's at the very bottom tip of the peninsula of Coney Island. 0.99

01:32:00.660 It's Coney Island is like a penis shaped. 0.99

01:32:03.340 Yeah. 0.99

01:32:03.840 Island.

01:32:04.640 And at the very, the very bottom, you can kind of cut it right where the foreskin would be. 0.76

01:32:09.540 A lot of Jews in Coney Island, right? 0.97

01:32:11.620 No, a lot of blacks, but Seagate is a private community.

01:32:15.440 It's a, like where the cut is.

01:32:17.500 This is, this is actually where-

01:32:18.540 Oh, I've been there before.

01:32:19.240 That's a nice place.

01:32:20.740 It looks nice.

01:32:21.560 It looks nice.

01:32:22.040 This is where my first house was the apartment, the cousin that you spoke to, where they lived.

01:32:26.260 They lived right inside of this gate.

01:32:28.600 Yeah.

01:32:28.740 We, we went walking through there as like poor people looking around.

01:32:32.680 Yeah.

01:32:32.960 I mean, you could, yeah, there's like a lot of nice houses along the beach.

01:32:35.160 Yeah.

01:32:35.180 You can see a lot of nice houses.

01:32:36.100 Exactly.

01:32:36.740 That's exactly what it was.

01:32:37.320 And people walk in the streets there because it's like, the rules are different.

01:32:40.800 Once you get into Seagate, the rules are, they have their own police, but it is a very like Jewish community. 1.00

01:32:47.260 And I've never really correlated, like it's Orthodox Jewish. 0.98

01:32:50.980 I never correlated the amount of supernatural haunted shit that goes on there. 0.79

01:32:57.680 I just, I'm just speaking about my house and my old house, a friend's house that had also hauntings in it that I knew about in there. 0.92

01:33:04.720 But everybody that I knew from like when I'm scrolling Facebook, all these people from my old life that went to these danger parties, the ones that ended up in rehab, the ones that were just like in a dark place, addicted to drugs.

01:33:16.680 I used to hang out with these people and something in me always like screamed to get away.

01:33:21.020 And I was kind of like outcast because I would like, they, they, they'd go do things and I'll, I'll, I'll hang out with them and I'll do stuff to a certain point.

01:33:28.720 But after a while, I'm just like, gotta go.

01:33:30.680 I gotta go.

01:33:31.460 And they're like, this guy's not cool.

01:33:33.260 This, you know, like to my cousins, they're like, this guy doesn't want to do fentanyl.

01:33:36.880 Yeah.

01:33:37.200 Your cousin's not cool.

01:33:38.180 Like he's not playing like the knockout game with like, they were like, like, yeah, I know exactly what that is.

01:33:42.660 Yeah.

01:33:43.060 I'm not doing that.

01:33:43.880 I'm not huffing computer chips. 0.98

01:33:45.020 I'm not fucking. 0.98

01:33:46.480 Oh, we did a lot of duster. 0.99

01:33:47.700 We did a lot of duster.

01:33:48.660 Uh, we did a lot of ecstasy.

01:33:50.960 Uh, we smoked some spice.

01:33:53.060 This is what these guys were doing there.

01:33:54.560 But like in this community, in this Seagate community, this is actually where Jeffrey Epstein's from.

01:33:59.320 Oh, snap. 0.99

01:33:59.740 Really?

01:34:00.160 Yeah.

01:34:00.480 And we're just walking around his neighborhood going, look at how nice it is.

01:34:03.080 Imagine living here. 1.00

01:34:03.760 Look at all this shit. 1.00

01:34:04.160 There's a synagogue in it. 1.00

01:34:05.200 It's like, it's, it's, it's, it's a weird spot.

01:34:07.300 I mean, in our defense, we only saw the beach side houses.

01:34:09.620 No, they're nice.

01:34:10.440 They're super nice.

01:34:11.320 They're all like old architecture.

01:34:12.960 Well, they're on stilts now because they got knocked down by Hurricane Sandy rebuilt and all that stuff.

01:34:16.720 It's a nice, rich area, but it is a heavily Jewish area.

01:34:20.740 It's filled with darkness, man.

01:34:22.980 Like everybody that I know that comes from there is either, I mean, you spoke to my cousin. 1.00

01:34:28.280 Oh yeah, she's all fucked up. 1.00

01:34:29.400 Yeah. 1.00

01:34:29.700 She's all fucked up. 1.00

01:34:30.660 Everyone else, their life is like kind of gone sideways in a way. 1.00

01:34:34.360 Like even my, uh, uh, the one that I went out to, the best man to my wedding.

01:34:39.160 I don't think you've met him.

01:34:40.560 I went out to the steakhouse with him recently.

01:34:42.420 Like he ended up hanging out in this crew and it was weird.

01:34:47.180 Cause like me and him were tight when we were younger and then he was hanging out with other kids.

01:34:51.320 And I went to the Seagate crew for a while and then he came in to the Seagate crew.

01:34:57.320 And I was just like, that was at the time I was like, I'm leaving.

01:34:59.440 Like, like we were smoking weed and this is my best friend and he, he didn't, wouldn't smoke, do any drugs.

01:35:08.320 And he gets into this crew and I'm like peeling away from it.

01:35:12.620 And it's like, we just switch and I, I, I get out of it and he's in it.

01:35:16.840 And his, uh, it's not that his life is like destroyed, but like, he's very much like in this sort of thing.

01:35:23.480 Facing the wrong direction.

01:35:24.740 Fast friends, uh, you know, going to start a business, going to do this with this guy. 0.99

01:35:29.440 It's some fucking random person. 0.82

01:35:31.640 I don't think he's doing drugs, uh, that much drugs anymore, but it's just like, it's not a good crowd. 0.98

01:35:37.760 It's a weird place to get caught up because it's like, I remember what the constant was weed.

01:35:41.680 And then the second constant was alcohol.

01:35:44.160 And then, so that was like every single day, every single day, all day.

01:35:48.320 That's the baseline. 0.95

01:35:49.040 And then on top of that, it was like, if you could have a weekend where it was like, oh, you're going to do fucking ecstasy or something like that. 0.94

01:35:54.320 And then there was times where like, you couldn't get weed for whatever reason. 0.96

01:35:57.940 So you'd go and steal duster cans from fucking, or you'd go to, you know, do robo tripping or something like that. 0.99

01:36:03.480 But it was this constant state of the whole hang was to get fucked up. 1.00

01:36:08.280 Yep. 0.98

01:36:08.680 It'd be like getting together and being like, how are we going to do it today?

01:36:11.320 That was it every single time.

01:36:12.900 And you know, a lot of people don't pull out of that. 1.00

01:36:15.780 I watched a lot of my friends, not watched them personally, like in the room, but a lot of people that I grew up with, they're fucking dead. 0.99

01:36:21.820 You know, they did fentanyl and whatever. 0.97

01:36:23.400 And they're, they're, they're gone now.

01:36:24.840 And it's like, that was the progression, man.

01:36:27.640 I wonder how many of these dudes are dead.

01:36:29.680 I'm sure quite a few, but it's just like, it's, it's one of those things was like, as I see them, I'm like, just not going to open that book.

01:36:35.680 Right.

01:36:36.100 Not going to, not going to look there again.

01:36:37.300 Cause it's like just pure dark.

01:36:39.060 I almost ended up in the high school with them.

01:36:41.060 Like, so there was Brooklyn tech high school and I wanted to be, uh, I was in a, a veterinary program for my, uh, for Lincoln high school.

01:36:49.460 You were going to be a vet tech?

01:36:51.360 Yeah.

01:36:51.780 I was, I wanted to be a veterinarian.

01:36:53.400 So I went, I went to that high school, uh, on purpose, but I was zoned to a different one.

01:36:58.400 And the one I was zoned to, all the kids from Seagate went there and all of them ended up in, uh, in rehab by the time, you know, that's how it goes.

01:37:08.440 Yeah.

01:37:08.580 Let's, let's just finish reading that story.

01:37:10.100 And then we'll wrap it up.

01:37:11.320 I was trying to see the chat a little bit more.

01:37:13.140 Yep.

01:37:13.280 They're not saying anything important.

01:37:14.580 That's true.

01:37:14.920 All right.

01:37:15.800 Anyway, I figured that's enough for one email.

01:37:17.600 It was next time.

01:37:19.060 I'll talk about how the enemy tried to snuff out my life, but God saved me and gave me a second chance.

01:37:24.340 All glory to God, the father and to his glorious son, the living Christ, Jesus of Nazareth, Yeshua Messiah, the resurrected King of Kings.

01:37:33.440 Keep doing what God is calling you to do and stay strong against those who deny the resurrected Messiah or his divinity.

01:37:38.940 We know demons are real because we've seen them.

01:37:41.840 I know Jesus is real because I've seen him multiple times.

01:37:44.820 And so have other people I know.

01:37:46.500 Speaking of which, I know by several accounts that Jesus shows up to heal people of deep trauma, even satanic ritual abuse and trauma-based mind control.

01:37:54.680 If you want to reach out to me, I'd love to connect you with ministers who work with Jesus to heal people of trauma-based mind control.

01:38:01.900 I think that would be pretty cool.

01:38:04.180 That would be pretty cool.

01:38:05.540 Yeah.

01:38:05.820 I'd love to talk about that via NDS Chronicles, but I currently don't have permission to out the ministers to broad internet audiences.

01:38:14.300 Okay.

01:38:15.500 Thanks, Paul.

01:38:16.160 All right.

01:38:16.380 Yeah, I think...

01:38:17.200 Thank you, Paul.

01:38:18.140 That would be interesting.

01:38:20.120 I think what we're doing now as we're moving into this more...

01:38:25.540 Obviously, we're in person.

01:38:26.620 We've got some equipment.

01:38:28.540 We're fancy.

01:38:29.120 We're kind of a big deal now. 0.96

01:38:30.040 We're kind of fucking cool. 0.93

01:38:31.640 But we're going to take... 0.94

01:38:33.120 We have plans to take this stuff on the road.

01:38:36.580 And on the road, I mean pretty local.

01:38:38.680 We've got...

01:38:39.080 There's a coffee shop there.

01:38:40.260 Yeah.

01:38:40.280 Yeah.

01:38:40.460 We're going to start doing not just IRL stuff, but outside stuff.

01:38:44.320 I mean, we already kind of broke the seal on that doing the documentary and then, of course, doing Bohemian Grove.

01:38:49.360 But we're going to continue that in a big way.

01:38:51.300 Yeah.

01:38:51.580 And I think the people that we will meet and have access to just through...

01:38:56.720 I think the coffee shop might be a big deal.

01:39:00.120 And the people...

01:39:01.100 Yeah, we'll get a hard wire soon.

01:39:03.600 But the people we meet and we'll have access to are people like Paul is talking about here.

01:39:09.260 There's like, you know, all walks of life.

01:39:11.480 Very interesting.

01:39:12.680 I'm excited.

01:39:13.040 It's an avenue.

01:39:14.240 Yeah. 1.00

01:39:14.780 Just talk to people like, what do you see when you're on that shit, dog? 1.00

01:39:17.680 Yeah, dude. 1.00

01:39:18.440 That'd be scary.

01:39:19.080 You can hear some stuff.

01:39:20.040 Yeah.

01:39:20.500 But I'm excited to bring this next chapter of NDS Chronicles.

01:39:26.160 NDS Chronicles like IRL to you guys because I feel like we're going to be maybe opening up some...

01:39:32.880 Hopefully some good doors and giving some more testimony and experiences of people.

01:39:38.120 And a coffee shop.

01:39:39.000 And a coffee shop.

01:39:39.900 We're going to open up a coffee shop only so that we have an excuse to make a coffee shop

01:39:43.400 and a studio in the back of it.

01:39:46.100 And then we're going to interview all the coffee goers.

01:39:48.140 Like, what do you think about the Nephilim?

01:39:49.240 Yeah.

01:39:49.600 And be like, I just came here for a cup of coffee.

01:39:51.560 Coffee in the front, business in the back.

01:39:53.240 That's it.

01:39:53.820 That's it.

01:39:54.180 We have big plans, big dreams, guys.

01:39:56.740 Thank you to everybody who...

01:39:57.660 If you have a thing that you want to submit, by the way...

01:40:01.240 Big dreams, baby.

01:40:03.640 We have big dreams.

01:40:04.920 At the bottom of the screen here, ChroniclesNDS at Gmail.

01:40:08.380 Send us some stuff because we just plowed through a bunch of our work and now we don't

01:40:10.680 have a whole lot.

01:40:11.880 That's right.

01:40:12.480 Thank you, guys.

01:40:13.120 We still have Milkis.

01:40:13.940 We'll see Milkis... 0.97

01:40:14.980 We're going to Milkis Dongus.

01:40:16.320 Soon.

01:40:16.940 Next time we do this.

01:40:17.840 But until then, close up on me, Nancy.

01:40:20.380 Don't forget to obey, submit, and comply.

01:40:21.840 The greatest hypnotist on planet Earth is a oblong box in the corner of the room.

01:40:28.940 It is constantly telling us what to believe is real.

01:40:32.760 You can persuade us that what they see with their eyes is what there is to see.

01:40:39.640 Because they'll laugh in the face of an explanation that portrays the bigger picture of what's happening.

01:40:46.440 And they have.

01:40:51.840 That's all.

01:40:58.160 That's all.

01:40:58.940 That's all.

Nephilim Death Squad - August 09, 2025

032： Corner Furniture - NDS Chronicles

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