Nephilim Death Squad - 034： Jail

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00:01:11.860 Welcome back, ladies and gentlemen, to another episode of NDS Chronicles, the show where we read your submitted paranormal testimony.

00:01:20.280 I am David Lee Corbo, a.k.a. The Raven.

00:01:22.640 That is Top Lobster, the father of disinformation.

00:01:26.000 Putting up with your abuse. That's not nice.

00:01:27.580 I hope that that came through in the intro, what you said to me.

00:01:30.860 I didn't say anything to you. Say hi, Nancy.

00:01:33.220 Hi.

00:01:34.420 Good.

00:01:34.960 That's Nancy.

00:01:36.040 That's enough. And that's about enough.

00:01:37.560 That's about enough of you.

00:01:39.080 Yeah.

00:01:39.260 Sometime around the 30-minute mark, we're going to go live exclusively to Patreon.com.

00:01:43.900 Forward slash Nephilim Death Squad.

00:01:44.760 Why are you so serious right now?

00:01:45.860 I almost said backsplash Nephilim Death Squad.

00:01:49.280 Forward slash Nephilim Death Squad.

00:01:51.300 Sometime around the 30-minute mark, the poors will be kicked out because they are disgusting.

00:01:54.880 You know, all the things that are horrifying in the world, we talk about a lot of them.

00:01:58.560 Futanari Succubi, Sleep Paralysis Demons.

00:02:01.600 Nothing is more horrific than the poors.

00:02:03.860 And we will be shaking them off around the 30-minute mark.

00:02:06.680 If you're not poor and you want to prove us wrong, Patreon.com forward slash Nephilim Death Squad is for you.

00:02:11.960 Gain access to the rest of the episode.

00:02:14.080 Look at all that.

00:02:15.300 That's a lot of content, baby.

00:02:16.420 A lot of content for your content holes.

00:02:19.360 And we are cranking out the content.

00:02:21.740 So there's a bunch of a backlog for you.

00:02:23.160 You can go check it out.

00:02:23.840 558 things.

00:02:25.140 Damn.

00:02:25.700 That you could potentially look at.

00:02:28.680 You could view 558 things.

00:02:30.620 Also, when Brohemian Grove 4 rolls around, you'll get first dibs on the tickets to the hottest event around.

00:02:38.900 Also, a discount code off of merchandise from toplopsa.com, where all kinds of super dope designs await your wearing pleasure.

00:02:47.180 Which one are you going to choose today?

00:02:48.440 Usually you pick one and you go, that one's good.

00:02:50.460 I don't know, man.

00:02:51.120 I mean, the designs that we have are really, I know that we've put a highlight on this one before, but this is for the people.

00:02:56.040 Go back up to the moon map because that is, that's it, man.

00:03:01.100 That's one of the coolest designs that we have.

00:03:02.900 The moon map.

00:03:03.440 If you get it, you get it.

00:03:04.340 If you don't, are you even a fan of the show?

00:03:07.360 Losers.

00:03:08.020 Steven.

00:03:08.900 Steven.

00:03:09.580 You bitch.

00:03:11.020 You bitch.

00:03:12.240 All right, guys.

00:03:13.520 Well, we're going to get into it.

00:03:14.340 Let's jump straight into it because we were told by Nancy, producer Nancy, that we have a really excellent, she said it was phenomenal.

00:03:23.860 She said it was one of the best she'd ever read, I believe was the words that she used.

00:03:27.000 And she also said it's 14 pages long.

00:03:30.020 Oh, shit.

00:03:30.520 We're actually doing that.

00:03:31.500 So we have to get straight into it.

00:03:33.740 But thank you, Schizofren.

00:03:34.260 Oh, hey.

00:03:34.940 Okay.

00:03:35.820 Schizofren with $10, do a give, send, go for Nancy's computer.

00:03:40.940 I'm good for $100.

00:03:42.700 Well, this $10 will go towards that.

00:03:45.140 We need to have one of those like how you had in TLC.

00:03:48.960 Yeah, yeah.

00:03:49.500 Rest its soul.

00:03:50.540 Yeah.

00:03:51.020 A little counter.

00:03:52.300 I don't know how much a computer will cost for Nancy.

00:03:53.840 It wasn't a counter.

00:03:54.720 I had to update it constantly and then the people would make fun of me when my math was wrong.

00:03:57.980 That's right.

00:03:58.560 But we do need to get Nancy a proper computer.

00:04:00.820 And I think that's setting up some sort of a pay our producer.

00:04:05.880 Like, you know what?

00:04:06.240 We're supposed to pay our producer.

00:04:07.840 But if the fans could.

00:04:09.300 We'll make it fun.

00:04:10.280 Pay our producer.

00:04:11.420 Pay our producer.

00:04:12.380 And we'll get her some equipment.

00:04:13.840 What do you think about that, Nancy?

00:04:17.860 Just not even talking.

00:04:20.480 You guys don't have to do that.

00:04:22.020 I have a working tablet.

00:04:24.640 All right.

00:04:24.900 She asked for the computer.

00:04:25.940 So we're going to get her a computer.

00:04:27.120 She says she needs it.

00:04:28.000 She says she wants it.

00:04:28.820 And she says she appreciates it.

00:04:30.100 To be honest, I think we could just get her the parts, like the pieces of the computer.

00:04:34.780 I like how.

00:04:35.640 And let her put it together herself.

00:04:37.040 Somebody in the chat named Anessa M says, howdy, David.

00:04:40.000 And that feels like it's somebody I should know in person.

00:04:44.580 You know?

00:04:45.020 Like whenever you see something like that, it's like, do I know you from like a past life or something?

00:04:48.460 Are you like somebody that I used to work with?

00:04:50.440 Or are you related to me maybe even?

00:04:53.340 It just seemed like a really peculiar.

00:04:55.400 Like, hello, specifically, David.

00:04:56.940 I don't know you.

00:04:57.760 Maybe.

00:04:58.480 Maybe.

00:04:58.540 The other guy, whatever.

00:05:00.500 But David.

00:05:01.560 Right.

00:05:02.240 By the way.

00:05:03.040 Well.

00:05:03.640 Shoe of the day.

00:05:04.620 Shoe of the day.

00:05:05.160 Those are bangers.

00:05:06.060 These are my favorite sneakers in the world.

00:05:08.240 We need a shoe cam.

00:05:09.560 Yeah.

00:05:09.840 Those are beautiful sneakers.

00:05:11.080 They're the best.

00:05:12.400 They're the best.

00:05:13.280 We the best.

00:05:13.840 They're the best.

00:05:14.560 All right.

00:05:14.860 No more dilly-dallying, dude.

00:05:16.320 Nancy said that we have to get straight into this.

00:05:18.400 14 pages.

00:05:19.000 14 pages.

00:05:19.880 This is titled Orange is the New Black.

00:05:21.740 And I was told this is about a woman in prison.

00:05:25.260 So I said, that's cool.

00:05:27.920 Okay.

00:05:28.540 Man, let me tell you.

00:05:29.420 This is dense.

00:05:30.480 This is 14 pages all the way through.

00:05:32.460 There's no like big spaces or anything like that.

00:05:34.140 Hi!

00:05:35.580 Are you sure you don't want to like warm up into it?

00:05:38.780 I mean, what do you mean?

00:05:40.180 I think we got to just get through it, dude.

00:05:42.560 I know, but there's short ones.

00:05:45.100 One guy likes to get eaten by Nephilim.

00:05:48.740 There are druggies.

00:05:50.800 There's shadow people.

00:05:51.940 There's always druggies and shadow people, though.

00:05:54.000 There's a daddy.

00:05:55.020 Daddy sent us an update.

00:05:56.240 Did he really?

00:05:57.080 I think so.

00:05:57.680 Daddy Dungus?

00:05:58.960 Dungus?

00:05:59.460 I'm sorry.

00:05:59.620 All right.

00:05:59.820 Whatever.

00:06:00.300 I guess we're doing this.

00:06:01.100 What is the number?

00:06:01.440 I'm going to plow through it, dude.

00:06:02.560 There's one that says numerology.

00:06:04.660 444.

00:06:05.260 Fuck you, Gary's the numbers guy.

00:06:10.360 You know how I feel about Gary, though.

00:06:12.960 I really don't like him.

00:06:14.020 I know, but that's still no excuse.

00:06:15.640 So now we're making the J's.

00:06:18.540 They're going to tell us how to talk on our show.

00:06:20.520 On our show.

00:06:21.360 $50 from Schizofriend.

00:06:22.680 Thank you very much.

00:06:23.560 Surely there's a better way to do this.

00:06:25.540 So YouTube, yeah.

00:06:26.840 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:06:27.580 Probably sending it to...

00:06:30.040 Honestly, I don't know if we've ever pulled the money off of YouTube yet.

00:06:33.140 Have we?

00:06:35.380 No.

00:06:35.800 You know what?

00:06:36.160 I think we should do what we do.

00:06:37.180 We should use the funds from YouTube for Nancy's shit.

00:06:40.120 We should.

00:06:40.660 We should actually.

00:06:41.400 We can do that.

00:06:42.260 We can do that.

00:06:43.660 Guys, any super chats on YouTube are going to go towards Nancy's stuff.

00:06:47.280 Yeah, but YouTube's still going to take half of it or something like that.

00:06:49.600 They take a big percentage.

00:06:50.720 They take more than Rumble.

00:06:51.780 They're clipping our coins.

00:06:53.040 Maybe we should make like a t-shirt for Nancy.

00:06:55.240 I agree.

00:06:55.600 Just like a big, like a gangly skinwalker on a computer.

00:07:01.640 Nancy, what do you think about that?

00:07:02.960 Nancy, pull up some death videos, please.

00:07:04.040 I like it.

00:07:05.620 Okay, I think, all right, so a t-shirt for, because I hate, like, I mean, it's not that

00:07:09.680 I hate the super chats.

00:07:11.000 I, we appreciate them.

00:07:12.280 Of course, yeah, of course.

00:07:12.940 I appreciate Schizofriend.

00:07:14.240 And we like to talk to them, like, when they come up.

00:07:16.760 But I also like to give them something for what they, like, what they're paying for.

00:07:21.900 So, like, with the Toad thing, there was a...

00:07:24.560 Oh, yeah, that beautiful shirt.

00:07:25.380 We raised, like, a good amount of money for Toad with that shirt.

00:07:29.600 No, no, no.

00:07:29.920 That was a, yeah, yeah.

00:07:31.120 They don't understand the things I say on Twitter, right?

00:07:33.060 No, no, no, it's, it's, uh, I don't even have it up here anymore.

00:07:36.520 Let me see.

00:07:37.060 Hold on.

00:07:37.320 Give me a second.

00:07:37.880 Go ahead and vamp.

00:07:39.320 Oh, we vamping.

00:07:40.240 I mean, we really got to read this 14-page story.

00:07:42.880 I don't care.

00:07:44.620 All right, fine.

00:07:45.680 That's fine.

00:07:46.440 I misspelled the word Toad.

00:07:47.920 Oh, yeah, this is it.

00:07:48.600 This is the one.

00:07:49.100 Toad Fundraisers, yeah.

00:07:51.060 Yeah, they don't understand the things I say on Twitter.

00:07:52.620 That's what it was.

00:07:53.140 That's what I said.

00:07:53.600 Oh, no, no, because there's another version.

00:07:55.380 So, this one, yeah, I mean, it cost me, like, you know, a couple of dollars, depending on

00:07:59.380 the size to actually print the shirt, but the rest of it goes to Toad.

00:08:03.420 Z-Man says a Nancy sticker pack.

00:08:05.840 Nancy should be, I think there's something about the skinwalker that really resonates

00:08:10.500 with Nancy.

00:08:11.520 Yeah, our producer is a skinwalker.

00:08:13.240 Honestly, the day that she came up to me and said hello, it did feel like there was something

00:08:19.240 nefarious wearing the skin of a woman.

00:08:21.160 No, I mean, the greeting was very nice.

00:08:23.500 It was nice.

00:08:23.980 Everything was nice about it.

00:08:25.080 But she has a steel energy about her.

00:08:28.180 Steel as in, like, metal.

00:08:29.260 Like, she has a cold steel energy about her.

00:08:31.920 What it is is that all the skin on my flesh crawled.

00:08:34.200 Yeah, all of the hair on my body stood up, and it wasn't auto.

00:08:37.640 It happened.

00:08:38.640 I didn't do it to myself this time.

00:08:40.500 When she stood in front of me, I said, I feel like I'm in danger.

00:08:43.580 We'll work on something.

00:08:45.420 I think that would be fun, and then we could do, like, a little fundraiser and get, because

00:08:48.960 she needs, she'll need a microphone.

00:08:51.780 That's right.

00:08:52.260 She'll need a computer.

00:08:53.580 A nice pair of headphones would be good.

00:08:55.520 Probably some sneakers, because she had no shoes on when we met her.

00:08:58.660 That's right.

00:08:59.460 Very, very long feet.

00:09:01.480 Yes.

00:09:02.700 Very long feet.

00:09:03.760 Toes were spread out like this on the floor.

00:09:05.960 Like she was gripping the earth.

00:09:07.280 Yeah.

00:09:07.700 Yeah.

00:09:08.500 Strange.

00:09:09.100 All right.

00:09:09.700 All right, so what's the name of this story?

00:09:11.280 This is Orange is the New Black, was what it said.

00:09:14.880 I don't even see it here.

00:09:16.100 You, come on, man.

00:09:17.280 There's not that many.

00:09:18.400 There you go.

00:09:18.880 Okay, it starts off with high.

00:09:20.420 Oh, actually, there is quite a few.

00:09:21.800 Son of a flesh.

00:09:23.480 Hold on.

00:09:24.180 There is a few.

00:09:25.140 There are a few.

00:09:25.860 And we actually have a brand new website that you can go to.

00:09:30.720 It's chroniclesnds at Gmail.

00:09:33.520 But I'm going to change this, because I want you guys to send the emails to this one.

00:09:37.380 Are you going to change?

00:09:37.820 Oh, do we have it set up for Nancy yet?

00:09:40.960 Well, yeah.

00:09:42.280 Nancy will get these.

00:09:43.420 It'll be what?

00:09:44.060 It's a, well, what's the domain?

00:09:46.780 Yeah, go ahead and tell us what it is.

00:09:48.800 Hold on.

00:09:49.680 We'll type it up.

00:09:50.280 We're working on things.

00:09:51.300 We're really fleshing things out here.

00:09:53.720 Flesh being the functioning word.

00:09:56.640 Flesh.

00:09:57.000 Yeah, we made it, we tried to make it easier for everybody, so I made it longer.

00:10:01.600 Yes.

00:10:02.000 Super long.

00:10:03.700 No, that's not right.

00:10:04.820 Don't email that one.

00:10:05.840 Hold on.

00:10:07.200 We don't know what it is.

00:10:08.520 It's just chronicles.

00:10:09.660 Okay, chronicles at NephilimDeathSquad.com.

00:10:13.260 That's a banger.

00:10:13.860 And we actually have chronicles at Nephilim.

00:10:15.920 We have Nancy at NephilimDeathSquad.

00:10:19.120 We've got, I think it's like David or Raven.

00:10:20.800 Me, we have our own separate emails.

00:10:22.800 Well, they should probably know what it is.

00:10:24.680 We'll figure it out.

00:10:25.460 Okay.

00:10:25.920 But this one, definitely.

00:10:26.980 But you guys can email Nancy at nancy at NephilimDeathSquad.com.

00:10:31.120 And I don't care what you email her with, but please do email her.

00:10:35.000 Please do.

00:10:35.700 Send whatever you got.

00:10:36.600 Let her know.

00:10:37.340 Let her know how you're feeling.

00:10:38.820 You know, just maybe the ins and outs of your day.

00:10:42.500 Yeah, shit like that.

00:10:43.760 No cursing.

00:10:44.600 All right, here we go.

00:10:45.880 Hi.

00:10:46.780 Hi.

00:10:47.180 Hi.

00:10:47.580 Who is this?

00:10:48.100 She didn't say.

00:10:48.620 She didn't say.

00:10:49.260 I got to scroll 14 pages down.

00:10:51.320 Wow.

00:10:51.820 To Doxer.

00:10:52.460 Look at this.

00:10:53.160 Still going.

00:10:53.740 Oh, yeah, dude.

00:10:54.160 Okay, here we go.

00:10:54.780 I got to get into it because we're at the 10 minute mark.

00:10:57.540 At the end, okay, bye.

00:10:59.040 Okay, bye.

00:11:00.300 Okay, bye.

00:11:01.280 Okay.

00:11:02.180 Very nice.

00:11:03.260 All right.

00:11:03.940 She goes.

00:11:04.960 I'm imagining it's a she.

00:11:06.540 I'm not really sure how to even begin this.

00:11:08.400 You really messed that up right off the bat.

00:11:10.220 Just high.

00:11:11.080 Yeah.

00:11:11.800 It's all over the place and not really about one specific topic.

00:11:15.180 It was just a weird thing that happened to me that you guys will probably think is funny.

00:11:19.920 It's funny, but it's funny now.

00:11:21.740 But it wasn't when it happened.

00:11:24.120 Many such cases.

00:11:25.320 Yes, yes.

00:11:26.800 But I don't even know where the...

00:11:28.400 I got to read it, dude.

00:11:29.900 I didn't say.

00:11:30.760 I don't even know where the fuck to begin.

00:11:32.640 Whoa.

00:11:33.360 I was in prison.

00:11:34.940 Whoa.

00:11:36.000 It wasn't new prison either.

00:11:39.100 I had been there for a few years, so I had already had, like, so many other crazy things happen.

00:11:45.360 I know the way you guys like to stop and talk about things, so I'll say I was there for taking scrap metal to the recycling center.

00:11:52.600 It wasn't mine.

00:11:53.840 I needed money for drugs.

00:11:55.220 Is this Kate?

00:11:56.180 Dude, this is such a banger.

00:11:57.620 I already love this.

00:11:58.760 Kate has that look about her, right?

00:12:00.120 I used to work for a place that, like, you know, we collected catalytic converters and shit and, you know, rotors.

00:12:07.900 But we did it legally from shops.

00:12:09.520 Yeah.

00:12:09.700 But, like, when you're doing that, every shop owner is like, yeah, I'd rather give it to you guys for some money than have these crackheads keep coming over here with hacksaws and cutting my cats out.

00:12:18.300 There's a lot of tricks to this, too.

00:12:19.500 I used to live by one of these places, and you'll see a crackhead.

00:12:22.100 They used to steal the carriage from Pathmark.

00:12:25.220 I don't know if you remember Pathmark.

00:12:26.380 I used to be the manager of Pathmark.

00:12:30.940 He looks like David, the type of dude to be the manager of Pathmark.

00:12:36.060 I was the manager of Pathmark.

00:12:37.580 Until the day, it all went under.

00:12:40.060 Wow.

00:12:40.160 Literally, like, I was the last, you know, part of the last wave of people that worked at Pathmark, and then we closed the doors forever.

00:12:46.220 Yeah.

00:12:46.500 Yeah.

00:12:46.860 That's so funny.

00:12:47.760 Underrated store.

00:12:48.880 Pretty cool.

00:12:49.560 Great bakery.

00:12:50.520 Great bakery.

00:12:51.300 I enjoyed Pathmark.

00:12:52.260 Anyway, they'd steal the Pathmark carts, and they'd fill them up with all kinds of metal and shit that they found from Coney Island.

00:12:59.040 And then they'd wheel it over a big, what's this thing called?

00:13:03.260 Like, just a bridge.

00:13:04.200 Just a big bridge.

00:13:05.340 But you'd have to check.

00:13:06.520 Like, I talked to the guys there, and they'd have to dump out all the bottles.

00:13:10.180 Hi, JC.

00:13:11.040 Hi, JC.

00:13:11.760 All the bottles of whatever they're recycling, because they'll put water or sand in it.

00:13:16.120 Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:13:16.140 And it'd make it heavier.

00:13:17.360 This is the, this is how you grift.

00:13:19.340 That's the grift, baby.

00:13:20.520 Yeah, yeah.

00:13:20.980 Back before you ever did it on Twitter or the internet, it was happening in shopping carts and Pathmarks.

00:13:25.980 This lady needs a name, because we...

00:13:27.720 Pathmark Peggy.

00:13:29.660 Peggy.

00:13:30.580 Peggy does seem apt.

00:13:32.360 All right, so...

00:13:33.100 I think her name is Heather.

00:13:35.260 Oh, Heather.

00:13:35.880 Heather.

00:13:36.200 Perfect.

00:13:36.720 Heather is a, like a kind of a, you know, a drug addict white girl name.

00:13:41.500 Yeah.

00:13:42.500 Yeah.

00:13:42.940 I've known some Heathers.

00:13:43.920 You see that around here.

00:13:45.060 Yeah.

00:13:45.600 All right.

00:13:46.600 I needed money for drugs.

00:13:48.000 They stacked charges on me for the same crime, and I ended up with a seven-year sentence,

00:13:51.780 because that's how Florida do...

00:13:53.700 Oh, yeah, that's what I'm saying.

00:13:54.960 She seems like she's from around here.

00:13:56.820 That's right, yeah.

00:13:57.380 You literally just said that.

00:13:58.320 That's hilarious.

00:13:59.700 Peggy, you in Lake County?

00:14:00.820 Thank you.

00:14:02.820 To keep the prisons full.

00:14:04.740 I deserve...

00:14:05.740 I did deserve to go.

00:14:07.060 I will say that.

00:14:08.160 I served 85% of my sentence, because that's how Florida do.

00:14:12.800 It was a maximum security prison, even though I was in high custody or anything.

00:14:16.880 It's just that when you're a low custody, you can go wherever there is room.

00:14:22.700 So that's where I went.

00:14:24.260 So aside from your regular displaced inmates like myself, there were all kinds of really

00:14:28.140 interesting maximum security inmates.

00:14:30.940 It was a woman's prison, though.

00:14:32.940 I'm some kind of weird autistic lady.

00:14:35.580 Makes sense.

00:14:36.580 Makes sense.

00:14:37.140 Welcome to the show.

00:14:38.100 So I like the women that we attract to this show are...

00:14:42.360 They're pretty cool.

00:14:44.340 Yeah.

00:14:45.020 Cool in like a, you know, it's a colloquial term for, you know, likely on drugs, probably

00:14:50.760 pretty dangerous.

00:14:52.220 Yeah.

00:14:52.600 But also...

00:14:53.420 Cool like, stay over there, cool.

00:14:54.600 Cool like, if it wasn't for retarded shows like this, they'd be a witch.

00:15:02.740 That's the kind of cool that they'd be.

00:15:04.380 We're talking to you, Nancy.

00:15:05.500 Nancy.

00:15:06.380 Uh-huh.

00:15:07.780 All right.

00:15:08.560 So, I'm a weird autistic lady.

00:15:12.360 Also, since it's a max security, it's also where they'd hold all the criminally insane

00:15:17.200 type inmates or like inmates with mental issues that had them had to stay confined.

00:15:22.140 Okay.

00:15:22.560 Okay.

00:15:22.960 All right.

00:15:23.460 Except for whatever reason, they would randomly release some of these mentally unwell people

00:15:28.380 into the general population.

00:15:29.640 Like they were giving them a trial run or something.

00:15:31.840 Oh, Heather's here.

00:15:34.060 Heather?

00:15:34.480 Welcome to the show.

00:15:36.140 I'm sorry, Heather.

00:15:37.280 Frying chicken.

00:15:38.180 She works at a Zaxby's.

00:15:39.480 That really cuts it down.

00:15:40.720 Yeah.

00:15:41.360 Yeah.

00:15:41.500 Could be anywhere close.

00:15:43.500 There's a Zaxby's not far from here.

00:15:45.740 I've stopped there before and had a good time with it, you know, just eating chicken.

00:15:48.880 It's a good store.

00:15:50.160 Yeah.

00:15:50.520 Yeah.

00:15:50.680 It is really good.

00:15:51.640 Okay.

00:15:51.960 We're going to go through every Zaxby's.

00:15:54.980 Are you Heather?

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00:16:08.640 Hashtag make a play.

00:16:11.360 This is Heather.

00:16:12.220 No, I'm saying like that's what we'll ask when we get to Zaxby's.

00:16:14.420 And he's like, yeah, I'm looking for a Heather B.

00:16:16.200 And we're going to find one every single time we show up.

00:16:19.200 All right, now she moved back to Jersey.

00:16:22.260 Okay.

00:16:23.220 Okay.

00:16:23.660 All right, all right.

00:16:24.100 So except for whatever reason, they would release these mentally unwell people to the

00:16:27.860 general population, like they were giving them a trial run or something.

00:16:31.300 It was always these schizophrenic people who they just decide were safe to put in an open

00:16:36.800 bay.

00:16:38.340 I've seen so many people just sit there and have conversations with themselves, full

00:16:42.140 blown, active dialogue with different voices.

00:16:45.080 Like I'm sitting there watching several people have a conversation out loud, but it's just

00:16:49.940 one person that's doing the talking.

00:16:51.660 So Heather, Heather makes a great point.

00:16:53.320 There is one of me in every supermarket.

00:16:55.660 Oh yeah, 100%.

00:16:56.700 I had six of you in Pathmark.

00:16:58.620 Yeah.

00:17:00.500 Not easy to manage.

00:17:01.940 Yeah, overnight shift, you know, the cash registers.

00:17:05.340 So it goes on to say, they would argue with themselves and have whole different expressions

00:17:09.300 and speaking patterns.

00:17:10.520 One of them used to even talk shit about me to the other person in their head they were

00:17:14.620 talking to.

00:17:16.240 They would whisper back and forth about me, but it was just this one huge fat lady with

00:17:21.780 several people different, several different people living inside of her.

00:17:25.920 Some of them were harmless, but then there were the ones that weren't.

00:17:31.160 They had a wing of confinement called TCU for specific inmates that were just too crazy

00:17:36.840 to be out of their cells.

00:17:37.780 So they decided to let this big black lady out of TCU.

00:17:42.800 Her name was Izzy.

00:17:44.360 What?

00:17:45.100 Izzy.

00:17:45.560 What is that short for?

00:17:47.640 Isabella, probably.

00:17:48.540 Oh, Isabella.

00:17:49.400 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:17:50.980 Not a common black girl name.

00:17:52.780 What is, um...

00:17:53.920 We talked to Izzy Griffin.

00:17:55.160 What the hell would his...

00:17:56.920 He told us, but I don't remember.

00:17:59.060 Oh, no, no.

00:17:59.480 It's like, uh...

00:18:00.200 Wasn't it like a nickname for Ozzy?

00:18:01.420 Oh, it was a nickname, yeah, for Ozzy.

00:18:02.860 Okay, okay, my bad.

00:18:03.600 My cousin's named Izzy, and he's a drug addict.

00:18:06.100 I used to know what dude named Izzy, but his name was Israel.

00:18:08.040 Israel.

00:18:08.560 I don't know what my cousin's name is.

00:18:10.280 It's just Izzy.

00:18:11.200 That's not good.

00:18:11.780 You don't know your cousin's name?

00:18:13.220 No.

00:18:13.400 This first cousin?

00:18:14.840 Uh, maybe.

00:18:15.780 We kind of, I mean, kind of stay away from him.

00:18:17.520 He's, like, gotten into a lot of drugs, does a lot of weird stuff.

00:18:20.760 He's the dude that is in the town that's always riding the bike.

00:18:25.120 You know that dude?

00:18:26.040 Oh, yeah.

00:18:26.680 That, like, up and down the town, they go, there he goes.

00:18:28.960 There he goes, on his bike again.

00:18:30.040 Where's he going?

00:18:30.680 Nowhere, really.

00:18:31.480 Nowhere, really.

00:18:32.000 He got a job?

00:18:32.960 No.

00:18:33.940 He's riding.

00:18:34.520 He's got great cardio, though.

00:18:35.740 Oh, he's got a 12-pack.

00:18:38.700 Yeah, see?

00:18:39.640 Izzy be funky.

00:18:40.540 Niggas, Izzy be funky.

00:18:42.100 Yeah, yeah, 100%.

00:18:43.220 100%.

00:18:44.000 All right, so everyone was afraid of her.

00:18:46.440 Izzy.

00:18:46.820 Everybody was afraid of Izzy.

00:18:47.780 She was tall.

00:18:49.200 Her arms and legs were like tree stumps.

00:18:51.600 She was Caribbean.

00:18:53.760 Her first name was even Islandi.

00:18:57.080 That's what I'm saying.

00:18:57.700 It wasn't Isabella.

00:18:59.320 Islandi, or is that island?

00:19:01.540 Island.

00:19:02.420 Island.

00:19:03.320 Island.

00:19:04.260 Like, in New Jersey, there's Island.

00:19:06.420 Thank you.

00:19:07.180 Thanks, Scott.

00:19:08.320 Oh, thank you.

00:19:09.960 Top Cro...

00:19:10.360 Oh, wait, what?

00:19:13.500 Mind tripping.

00:19:14.600 Fuck you, Scott.

00:19:15.920 Mind tripping says,

00:19:16.620 Alex Stein was a good show with NDS.

00:19:19.000 LOL.

00:19:19.300 Thank you.

00:19:19.820 Guys, yeah.

00:19:20.280 Last night, we were on Alex Stein's show.

00:19:24.260 Prime time with Alex Stein.

00:19:25.860 The episode is up on YouTube.

00:19:27.220 Go check it out and blow his comments up with schizophrenic shit.

00:19:30.940 Make him think we're cool.

00:19:31.720 Yeah, let him know that we're better, that we were better at conspiracies.

00:19:34.600 Oh, yeah.

00:19:35.380 Yeah.

00:19:35.520 He's not bad, though.

00:19:37.040 He...

00:19:37.460 Like, he knows some stuff enough to kind of, you know, keep a conversation going.

00:19:42.420 I felt like he was just screaming at me.

00:19:43.900 Well, yeah.

00:19:44.280 I mean, I like that.

00:19:46.020 All right.

00:19:46.460 Yeah.

00:19:46.980 Never mind.

00:19:48.380 I realize.

00:19:49.060 She was Caribbean.

00:19:50.940 Her first name was Islandi or Island Izzy for short.

00:19:54.360 I'm not trying to sound racist.

00:19:57.020 But.

00:19:57.840 But.

00:19:58.420 So, if that comes across like some kind of thing, I don't mean it to be.

00:20:04.100 I just want you to get the scope of how big and scary this lady was.

00:20:07.240 So, basically, you're saying that she had a high propensity for violence.

00:20:10.740 Hmm.

00:20:11.680 Because of her...

00:20:12.880 How many stars?

00:20:13.820 Now, by the way, we're witnessing the wrong show.

00:20:15.520 That's right.

00:20:15.800 I'm very sorry.

00:20:17.120 Every time they get us on this, like yesterday, the same thing.

00:20:20.340 They keep doing it to us.

00:20:21.140 They're doing it to us.

00:20:21.780 I'm not going to submit to this.

00:20:23.260 Yeah.

00:20:23.300 They're egging us on.

00:20:24.360 Mm-hmm.

00:20:25.700 The shoes are as far as I go.

00:20:27.380 That's it.

00:20:28.780 They look good.

00:20:29.160 I don't like your shoes.

00:20:30.180 I don't like your shoes.

00:20:31.380 I love my shoes.

00:20:32.100 My wife got them for me.

00:20:34.600 Keep reading.

00:20:35.540 Okay.

00:20:36.640 I don't mean it to be racist, but I am.

00:20:38.600 There is 80 women to an open bay, and every single one of them, no matter how bad they were,

00:20:45.060 is like, no, she can't be here because of how crazy she was.

00:20:50.620 She would, like, stand over people's beds in the middle of the night and talk to people

00:20:53.820 who weren't there and was never out on the compound for more than two weeks before she

00:20:59.600 would get into some shit and go back to TCU.

00:21:01.960 We were all afraid.

00:21:05.020 Why'd you look at me like that?

00:21:06.300 No, no.

00:21:06.600 I was just looking at the shoes, really.

00:21:09.580 So, of course.

00:21:10.620 So, of course, they put her in the bed right across from me.

00:21:14.880 Everything was fine for, like, the first six hours.

00:21:17.140 That is not a long time for everything to be fine.

00:21:19.560 And remember, everyone was on high alert.

00:21:21.740 Grown women all telling the officers, this lady cannot be in here with us.

00:21:26.240 And all they would say is, we can't do anything until she does something.

00:21:29.520 This was a routine that went on whenever they would put someone like that in one of the

00:21:34.400 dorms.

00:21:35.460 There was a collection of regular schizophrenics, just normal schizophrenics, that would make

00:21:39.160 an appearance for a few days on the compound.

00:21:41.700 Everyone would see one of five.

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00:21:56.980 Hashtag make a play.

00:21:58.480 Walking out of confinement with their big bedroll, and every yard would stop and watch

00:22:04.300 in anticipation and dread, like, what dorm is she coming to?

00:22:09.020 Please don't be ours.

00:22:10.580 Two, please don't.

00:22:11.180 Okay, I see the punctuation issue.

00:22:12.820 Um, and we would all breathe a sigh of relief when they didn't go in our dorm.

00:22:18.160 Except this time, here comes Izzy again.

00:22:21.300 Damn.

00:22:21.680 In the bathroom, in the dorm, the back row of toilets face the showers.

00:22:27.240 You think she stank?

00:22:28.900 Oh, 100%.

00:22:30.020 That thang stank.

00:22:31.640 Yeah, she's gonna-

00:22:32.660 That thang be stank, and that big old Caribbean thang?

00:22:34.960 Smelled like, uh, like, uh, clothes that you washed, but didn't dry.

00:22:40.480 And voodoo.

00:22:41.460 And voodoo.

00:22:42.200 And voodoo.

00:22:43.540 Um, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom.

00:22:46.900 Uh, okay, so what happened?

00:22:48.800 He says, wait, there's casual and competitive schizophrenia.

00:22:51.840 Oh, yeah, 100%, yeah.

00:22:53.620 Yeah.

00:22:53.940 There's minor league, and then there's, you know, there's the big leagues.

00:22:57.700 Um, so the toilets that face the showers don't have doors.

00:23:02.540 That sucks.

00:23:04.020 So you're just, like, watching people shower while you take a shit.

00:23:06.880 That's a bummer.

00:23:08.200 Uh, it's just a row of metal toilets with, like, half a concrete wall in between each

00:23:12.880 one, so you could look to your left and right and see somebody else's head sitting on the

00:23:16.800 toilet.

00:23:17.060 And you better get used to it because people will just walk up and ask you for coffee while

00:23:22.620 taking a shit.

00:23:23.920 Eventually, it won't even phase you.

00:23:25.560 Yeah.

00:23:26.340 Yeah.

00:23:26.760 I mean, that's how I remember getting into general population and the whole shower shit

00:23:30.800 area is just a big, open, super cool area.

00:23:34.780 Yeah.

00:23:35.260 Not a fan of that.

00:23:36.360 Didn't like that.

00:23:37.140 Don't like the locker room stuff.

00:23:38.420 I like my own space.

00:23:39.220 Yeah.

00:23:39.420 I never was into, like, even in gym class, I wouldn't do that.

00:23:42.600 I'd be like, no, I'm not fucking swanging dick around these people.

00:23:46.480 Swanging pecker.

00:23:48.560 I'm trying.

00:23:50.080 He's trying.

00:23:51.300 The showers you're facing are just like a saloon, swinging doors on each stall with

00:23:55.940 barely any privacy.

00:23:57.640 The prison showers are a horrific story all in themselves.

00:24:00.820 Stories for other times.

00:24:02.480 Oh, please tell us those stories.

00:24:03.660 Wow.

00:24:04.260 Um, I was using the bathroom and I stood up, flushed the turlet and started to walk down

00:24:10.140 the aisle of turlets and showers.

00:24:12.600 When one of the saloon shower doors swings open with brute force and that big black lady

00:24:20.580 named Izzy jumped out in front of me, got in my face and said, and you next, bitch.

00:24:29.220 But I didn't flinch.

00:24:31.780 I just thought to myself, that's nice.

00:24:34.760 That's so Heather.

00:24:35.800 That's so Heather.

00:24:36.900 Yeah.

00:24:37.360 That's so Heather.

00:24:38.680 And kept walking.

00:24:39.700 I was operating on this weird prison autopilot that I can't explain.

00:24:45.000 Thinking back through all I can compare.

00:24:47.980 Oh, I'm sorry.

00:24:48.420 Thinking back to all I can compare it to is that scene in the first Jurassic Park where

00:24:53.560 Dennis Nerdy sees the dilophosaurus.

00:24:59.220 Dilophosaurus.

00:24:59.660 I think a dilophosaurus.

00:25:03.140 Dilophosaurus.

00:25:03.740 When he gets stuck in the mud.

00:25:05.160 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:25:07.740 Um, uh, when he gets stuck in the mud, not the part where the dinosaur sprays poison at

00:25:12.320 him.

00:25:12.740 The part before when he sees it looking at him, tells him that's nice and then walks away.

00:25:19.060 That was me.

00:25:20.280 But I'm a skinny white lady with glasses.

00:25:21.920 This is actually a great comment, uh, from Z-Man.

00:25:25.620 Raven would totally ask Top where the coffee is while he's taking a shit.

00:25:29.260 That's not true.

00:25:29.820 I've taken a lot of liberties in your home.

00:25:31.700 I know exactly where the coffee is.

00:25:33.600 He has asked me.

00:25:36.260 You have.

00:25:37.420 That's something that you've asked.

00:25:38.420 Oh, oh, oh.

00:25:38.940 Well, yeah.

00:25:39.340 Through the door.

00:25:40.760 Well, yeah.

00:25:41.340 Yeah.

00:25:42.140 But that's as good.

00:25:42.960 I mean, if there was no door.

00:25:44.800 Well, I got to ask you where stuff is at.

00:25:47.380 You see?

00:25:48.660 And let's be honest.

00:25:49.260 You're not taking a shit.

00:25:49.980 You're tweeting.

00:25:51.160 No, no.

00:25:51.580 While you're shitting.

00:25:53.240 I'm not looking for the coffee while I'm shitting.

00:25:55.260 You're thinking about the coffee.

00:25:56.600 I'm thinking about the coffee.

00:25:59.560 Heather's asking us to keep reading.

00:26:01.200 Heather, of course.

00:26:02.200 What?

00:26:02.920 Get to that.

00:26:03.480 Hey, no spoilers, Heather.

00:26:05.400 Don't spoil the story.

00:26:06.160 We won't pull it up, but let's keep going.

00:26:07.760 I wash my hands real quick and I go and sit on my bed back in the main part of the dorm

00:26:12.240 and think about whether or not being next is something I need to consider.

00:26:16.260 And Izzy goes and sits on her bed across the row from me with her arms crossed.

00:26:23.340 I get up and head back towards the bathrooms to tell my friend Tiffany what just happened

00:26:28.400 because I'm weirded out.

00:26:29.980 Kind of unrelated, but weird.

00:26:32.140 But Tiffany looks exactly like the Tiffany who swore the motherfucker on the plane wasn't real.

00:26:36.780 Oh.

00:26:37.060 And that always bothers me that they have the same first name and lookalike, but she's

00:26:42.760 in prison this whole time.

00:26:44.860 And I know it ain't her, but I do see random people from prison all the time now as background

00:26:51.740 people in my regular life.

00:26:53.560 But I'm sure that's just PTSD as I've been home for several years.

00:26:57.280 How long were you in prison, Heather?

00:26:59.080 You're in the thingy.

00:27:00.180 Maybe you said it in the beginning, but how long were you away?

00:27:02.820 New conspiracy theory.

00:27:04.040 Yeah.

00:27:04.220 People in prison, they're cloning them and then putting their clones out in public for

00:27:10.200 background actors.

00:27:11.400 Dog.

00:27:12.660 Maybe.

00:27:13.380 Why not?

00:27:14.020 Why not?

00:27:14.560 NPC.

00:27:15.140 Maybe this explains the NPC phenomenon.

00:27:17.940 People in prison from like, you know, whatever she was doing, stealing metal.

00:27:23.480 Yeah.

00:27:24.020 I mean, why wouldn't you?

00:27:26.280 That chick, though, the chick from the plane, it doesn't look like her.

00:27:31.400 Like the one that's doing the rounds and making appearances, and it just doesn't look like

00:27:36.280 the original chick.

00:27:37.180 She follows me, and I don't like it.

00:27:39.420 Yeah.

00:27:40.220 I like, I kind of want to ask her, what's wrong with you?

00:27:44.000 But I just, I just don't.

00:27:45.760 Well, people have asked her, and she's like, ha ha, no, it was nothing.

00:27:49.620 We all jumped to lizard person during that time.

00:27:53.880 It's very much like the Miami Mall situation where it was like Nephilim, and it was like,

00:27:57.320 well, why that leap?

00:27:59.020 We all leapt to like lizard person.

00:28:01.460 She saw a shape-shifting lizard person.

00:28:03.760 Even though what she said was like, that motherfucker's not real.

00:28:06.920 It's like, is that?

00:28:09.600 What happened?

00:28:15.720 Are we still live?

00:28:17.000 I don't know.

00:28:17.820 Everything froze up.

00:28:18.700 That was a scary noise.

00:28:19.580 What happened here?

00:28:20.880 What was that noise?

00:28:21.660 Was that you?

00:28:22.820 No.

00:28:23.860 Nancy, can you hear us?

00:28:25.360 Switch Wi-Fi channel due to signal performance.

00:28:27.380 Oh, I think you got fucked by the Wi-Fi.

00:28:31.500 I can hear you.

00:28:32.740 Oh, you can hear us.

00:28:33.660 Okay, good.

00:28:34.440 I guess that means the audience can hear us.

00:28:35.780 Can you see us?

00:28:36.620 Yes.

00:28:37.620 Did you make music happen?

00:28:40.300 Huh.

00:28:40.620 Maybe.

00:28:41.820 Oh, man.

00:28:43.240 A bunch of things just happened at once, and that scared the crap out of me.

00:28:46.600 Why is the...

00:28:48.480 Is our video frozen for you?

00:28:51.940 No, you're good.

00:28:53.540 Oh.

00:28:53.960 Oh, okay.

00:28:54.420 Well, whatever's happening is only happening for us, which is reassuring.

00:28:57.740 Right now, our screen is frozen.

00:29:01.680 We look great, though, on the screen that's frozen.

00:29:03.960 Well, it's weird.

00:29:04.980 All right.

00:29:05.400 Well, while you try to troubleshoot to maybe get this back to us, it might just be the

00:29:10.820 TV that we're looking at is frozen.

00:29:13.500 Maybe if we turn it back on and off.

00:29:15.280 Anywho.

00:29:15.940 All right.

00:29:16.620 So let's get back to it.

00:29:18.320 I do see random background people from prison all the time.

00:29:23.380 It was kind of dumb for me to go back in the bathroom, though, because Izzy got up and

00:29:29.200 followed me.

00:29:29.860 Oh, so you basically just walked into getting cornered in the bathroom.

00:29:33.160 That's no good.

00:29:36.760 Where did that go?

00:29:37.920 Because Izzy followed me.

00:29:38.880 I should mention that in prison, I was like 125 pounds.

00:29:42.800 I remember always being hungry.

00:29:46.120 And I'm not even really...

00:29:47.480 I'm not really even aggressive at all.

00:29:50.640 So I don't know why this lady decided that I was next.

00:29:53.900 Oh, shit.

00:29:55.120 But she was right.

00:29:57.020 I was next.

00:29:57.920 I was next.

00:29:59.480 Damn it, dude.

00:30:01.480 I'm walking in the bathroom and I feel something slam into the side of my head.

00:30:06.480 That's not good.

00:30:07.260 OK, good.

00:30:07.920 We're back now.

00:30:08.480 I could see us.

00:30:09.800 Scroll up.

00:30:10.160 I want to see if Heather said anything about how long.

00:30:12.860 No, it's just going to...

00:30:14.200 It's got to...

00:30:14.780 We can't see it.

00:30:15.520 Heather, if you told us how long you've been in prison, say it again because our live chat

00:30:19.080 got all messed up.

00:30:19.840 Oh, here we go.

00:30:20.620 It's everything is back.

00:30:21.520 OK, everything's back.

00:30:22.520 See if you could find Heather.

00:30:23.420 I'd love to know how long she was in prison.

00:30:25.540 I know she's working at the chicken joint right now and she's probably going to get her

00:30:28.200 fired.

00:30:28.660 Yeah, I don't want her manager to...

00:30:30.140 And she'll have to steal more metal.

00:30:31.740 OK, I did five on a seven year sentence.

00:30:33.560 OK, geez, man.

00:30:34.860 Damn, that's a long time.

00:30:36.200 All right, well, let's let's read about her getting the shit beat out of her.

00:30:38.500 You ready?

00:30:39.300 Yes, please.

00:30:40.440 This is my favorite part.

00:30:42.020 I'm not even ready.

00:30:42.800 She was next.

00:30:44.040 I'm walking in the bathroom and I feel something slam into the side of my head.

00:30:48.420 And next thing I know, my feet are out from under me and I'm flying through the air.

00:30:54.300 And as quick as I'm flying through the air, now suddenly I'm on the floor of the handicapped

00:30:59.960 shower stall and I'm looking up at Izzy standing over me.

00:31:04.120 Her eyes were all black.

00:31:07.020 Damn.

00:31:07.200 That was maybe the most racist thing you've said.

00:31:09.100 And I see her mouth moving.

00:31:12.820 So I know she's saying some shit to me, but her giant Thanos looking arms are moving and

00:31:20.060 I know they're hitting me.

00:31:21.480 But I'm also in shock that this whole event is currently unfolding and time is like standing

00:31:28.120 still with this possessed lady pummeling me and the side of my face hurts.

00:31:34.160 And we told the guards she couldn't be in here.

00:31:38.520 And now I'm the one about to like die in the fucking shower.

00:31:44.400 That's crazy.

00:31:45.520 It's I think I yelled something at her like, what did I do to you?

00:31:50.520 That's a great question.

00:31:52.280 She could be described.

00:31:53.260 It could be describing like an experience with somebody that's demonically possessed or

00:31:57.080 just like a run of the mill experience of being in New York.

00:32:01.480 Yeah, yeah, honestly, this is feels like high school what you're talking about.

00:32:05.360 Yeah, this feels a lot like just a casual stroll in the middle of the day through Elizabeth,

00:32:09.300 New Jersey.

00:32:10.040 Yeah, like why are you being violent?

00:32:12.120 Why are you trying to kill me right now?

00:32:14.360 Yeah, like no reason really.

00:32:16.380 I remember a few girls later saying to me, why didn't you fight back?

00:32:20.700 I would have hit that bitch back.

00:32:22.480 I love that.

00:32:23.320 I love that when people say I wouldn't like sometimes when you're blindsided by a thing,

00:32:27.720 your body doesn't it's one thing to like square up with an individual.

00:32:31.060 It's another thing to be blindsided by an arm that is like the density of a log.

00:32:35.860 Yeah.

00:32:36.280 Coming off of a big Caribbean bitch, you know, like your body isn't quite ready.

00:32:42.220 And sometimes where your mind is that too.

00:32:44.200 But also you should have been ready when she told you.

00:32:46.940 Yeah, honestly, Heather, I would have been on guard.

00:32:49.260 I mean, but that's just, you know, yeah, you shouldn't have went to the bathroom where

00:32:52.520 there was really no other way out except for the way you came in.

00:32:55.360 Yeah, you got to be watching your back.

00:32:57.000 Yeah.

00:32:58.400 All right.

00:32:58.920 But I was in shock.

00:33:01.440 And also she came up behind me and stunned me.

00:33:04.620 I was caught completely off guard.

00:33:06.680 Also, I know when to stand down.

00:33:08.500 And this was one of those times where you just curl up in a ball and pray for it to be over

00:33:11.920 because, you know, she has the strength of a monster.

00:33:14.220 Uh, the officers ran in and cuffed us both and took us both to confinement for fighting.

00:33:21.920 And of course, the racist female officers in the confinement use that as a fun time to

00:33:26.600 make fun of me and ask why I was fighting people.

00:33:29.780 That was hilarious to them.

00:33:31.180 And even though I wasn't actually fighting, when shit like that happens, everyone involved

00:33:36.400 goes under investigation, which is why I had to go as well.

00:33:38.940 Yeah, that's kind of how it is in school, too.

00:33:40.560 It's like it doesn't matter who's getting picked on.

00:33:42.860 If you it was shit, it doesn't even you don't even have to fight back.

00:33:45.900 It's just if you're involved in an altercation or you are the recipient of an ass whooping,

00:33:50.140 you're both going to get written up.

00:33:51.760 You know, my kid last year, I think, got in some trouble for fighting somebody.

00:33:57.840 He like punched him in the stomach and punched him in the nose.

00:34:00.400 And we're like, he wouldn't just do that.

00:34:02.320 Like, he's not going to.

00:34:03.120 And so we asked, like, what happened?

00:34:05.140 And it's like, OK, well, first he came up and he shut my kid's laptop.

00:34:09.540 And then when he went to go open the laptop, the kid knocked all his papers.

00:34:13.160 Was that Dayquil?

00:34:14.000 No, no, it wasn't Dayquil.

00:34:16.000 Then he knocked all the papers and shit off my son's desk.

00:34:19.100 And then when my son went to go pick up the papers and shit off the off the floor,

00:34:22.760 then he just started slapping him in the face in the head.

00:34:25.240 And so then my son got up and punched him in the stomach and punched him in the face.

00:34:28.640 And then he got written up.

00:34:29.660 And my question was, why was this allowed to get to that extent?

00:34:33.440 Where where is the teacher?

00:34:34.900 What's going on?

00:34:35.920 But so, yeah, it just doesn't matter.

00:34:37.480 Why my kids don't go to school.

00:34:38.940 That's why it's just it's literally what I'm reading here.

00:34:41.980 And this I think is a Michael Malice quote, but I'll butcher it.

00:34:45.500 School is like prison.

00:34:46.820 It's the only place that you will experience like that.

00:34:50.600 You are sure to experience physical violence at.

00:34:53.720 Yeah.

00:34:54.360 Because you're locked in there.

00:34:55.320 It's a prison.

00:34:55.920 There's there's, you know, bars on the windows.

00:34:58.280 You sit down, do as you're told.

00:35:01.080 Bell rings.

00:35:01.760 Do the next thing.

00:35:03.040 It's like, yeah.

00:35:04.580 I would say that in my school experience, I have been in north of 15 fights and outside

00:35:13.300 of my school experience, I've been in one altercation that took place like that.

00:35:17.800 That wasn't in a gym.

00:35:20.580 I've been in one.

00:35:21.600 Yeah.

00:35:21.760 Same thing.

00:35:22.260 One fight outside of school.

00:35:24.480 Mm hmm.

00:35:24.780 Every other fight has been I've paid to be in the fight to fight these people to fight

00:35:30.940 them in a place.

00:35:32.120 One fight was at a catering hall.

00:35:34.920 Some guy punched me and then I punched him back and it was a whole thing.

00:35:37.820 Yeah.

00:35:38.080 But it was like there's a whole thing.

00:35:40.820 But yeah, in school, it was a common occurrence.

00:35:43.180 I also fought at a catering hall.

00:35:45.380 Yeah.

00:35:45.720 Well, it was a McDonald's.

00:35:47.920 But yeah, I would call that a catering hall.

00:35:50.940 I was working at a catering hall.

00:35:52.340 I was not working at that McDonald's.

00:35:54.260 Just to be clear.

00:35:54.820 Guy said some some gay shit to me.

00:35:57.500 He said, I can't go back to Brooklyn with Brooklyn without your head.

00:36:00.620 Oh, that's really gay.

00:36:02.000 Yeah.

00:36:02.220 I was like, that's a papoose line.

00:36:03.620 But I was like, all right.

00:36:04.240 I mean, oh, really?

00:36:05.180 Do what you got to do.

00:36:06.600 And then he was like, I'm going to fight you.

00:36:08.580 Papoose.

00:36:09.000 Isn't that what I'm drinking?

00:36:10.460 You know what?

00:36:11.740 Actually, that says a pample moose.

00:36:13.620 I mean, same thing.

00:36:14.740 Hey, anybody in the chat know what a pample moose is?

00:36:18.100 Because I don't.

00:36:20.900 Yeah, I'm too lazy.

00:36:22.140 Nancy.

00:36:23.040 Nancy, can you Google what a...

00:36:24.840 Good job, Nancy.

00:36:27.300 Thank you.

00:36:27.900 Good job.

00:36:29.220 Guys, Nancy is now she's doing elevator music when we don't stop ranting for so long.

00:36:35.080 Yeah, my bad.

00:36:35.780 I got into a fight.

00:36:36.620 It doesn't matter.

00:36:37.020 They said it means grapefruit, but please keep reading.

00:36:39.300 Okay.

00:36:41.220 Chocolate cam.

00:36:44.560 All right, here we go.

00:36:45.840 On the way into confinement, you also get strip search, which is also a thing you're used

00:36:50.360 to.

00:36:51.080 And Izzy is in the cell next to me yelling, I swear on my life, if I ever see your white

00:36:55.620 ass on the compound, I'm going to beat your ass for the rest of my life.

00:36:59.540 For real, for real.

00:37:00.400 Or something along those lines.

00:37:02.260 The guards are just laughing.

00:37:03.900 I still can't believe this shit is going on.

00:37:05.920 I'm in shock.

00:37:06.880 I still can't believe this is going on.

00:37:09.080 She still can't believe.

00:37:10.500 I cannot believe this is going on.

00:37:12.060 Eventually, this gets cleared up.

00:37:14.060 An investigation gets done to see what took place.

00:37:17.100 So they do figure out that I got jumped by the crazy lady they let out of TCU, but they

00:37:20.840 still have this whole process they have to go through.

00:37:23.180 Hold on a second.

00:37:23.640 This is a good comment.

00:37:25.220 A papoose board is something you strap a patient in when you need to stop them from moving.

00:37:30.400 Oh.

00:37:30.940 Like when the ambulance comes and they strap your head down.

00:37:34.760 That's what that is.

00:37:35.240 Yeah.

00:37:35.560 Or like what they put a Captain America in when they had to inject him with the growth

00:37:41.140 hormones from the Miracle-Gro.

00:37:43.240 Oh.

00:37:44.500 Whoa.

00:37:45.160 Wow.

00:37:45.740 Hold on.

00:37:46.520 Hold up.

00:37:47.640 Wait.

00:37:48.420 Yeah.

00:37:48.620 No, you don't know who Papoose is?

00:37:49.880 He's like an American.

00:37:50.420 Yeah, Papoose is a rapper.

00:37:51.700 Yeah.

00:37:51.900 Yeah, I know that.

00:37:52.520 But I just like, I never stopped to be like, what is a papoose?

00:37:55.200 It's interesting that that's a papoose.

00:37:56.520 This guy quoted Papoose to me.

00:37:58.360 Nancy just gave us the music.

00:37:58.980 Like, I'm just saying.

00:38:00.600 All right.

00:38:01.120 Gayest possible thing you could do.

00:38:04.200 I never really remember Papoose being.

00:38:06.560 Have you ever quoted a rap song with somebody and then challenged them to a fight?

00:38:11.400 Oh, no.

00:38:12.000 No.

00:38:12.160 And then them laugh at you and I went to turn away and then he threw a punch.

00:38:16.380 I appreciate the commitment.

00:38:18.520 Yeah.

00:38:18.740 I mean, he was serious.

00:38:19.940 Yeah.

00:38:20.360 He was serious.

00:38:21.060 I fucked him up, but he was serious.

00:38:22.360 He's cursing again.

00:38:23.640 Unbelievable.

00:38:24.360 Unbelievable.

00:38:25.040 Okay.

00:38:25.360 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

00:38:27.500 Um, so they realized that I got jumped by the crazy lady that they led out of TCU, but they

00:38:32.120 still have to go through this whole process they have to go through that involves packing

00:38:35.460 all your stuff and getting statements and doing a whole lot of nothing.

00:38:39.040 Yeah.

00:38:39.260 So this was just a story about how I, and this is a story all about how my life got to,

00:38:43.300 okay.

00:38:43.660 Uh, this is a story of how I ended up in the confinement cell in the first place.

00:38:47.480 This isn't even the actual story.

00:38:49.020 Holy shit.

00:38:49.380 I feel like I've been reading this for 38 minutes, uh, except to set the tone and add

00:38:55.460 background.

00:38:56.880 Izzy went on to other adventures.

00:38:58.940 Uh, she actually went home and came back while I was still serving the same sentence.

00:39:02.800 I know this because she assaulted an officer when she came back and they had to unload

00:39:07.340 the riot pepper spray on her, which is stronger than just regular pepper spray, uh, that they

00:39:13.000 referred to as the black Jesus.

00:39:16.240 Whoa.

00:39:17.320 Interesting.

00:39:18.000 That's just, that sounds intense.

00:39:19.220 Maybe because they would pray to not get sprayed with it.

00:39:22.640 I don't know.

00:39:23.960 Because she wouldn't stay down every time they sprayed her.

00:39:27.540 She kept getting up like the Terminator.

00:39:30.080 That was later on though.

00:39:31.440 Oh, they called her the black Jesus.

00:39:33.320 No, I don't think they did.

00:39:35.500 That was later on though, towards the end of my sentence.

00:39:38.440 Let's get back to the confinement cell.

00:39:40.320 Because Izzy threatened to beat my ass for the rest of my life, they thought they should

00:39:43.540 put me in protective custody.

00:39:45.600 All that means is they keep you in confinement, in a confinement cell.

00:39:48.600 And that's where you live now.

00:39:49.940 They don't actually invest anything once you go to PC, which I didn't understand what was

00:39:54.740 going on.

00:39:56.060 So you're kept in this weird confinement where you're not actually in trouble.

00:39:59.260 But you're locked in a two-man cell 24-7.

00:40:02.080 Good God, that is torture.

00:40:04.900 Yeah, dude.

00:40:06.480 Okay, so hold on.

00:40:09.740 Okay, hold on.

00:40:10.700 So, you go to confinement.

00:40:13.460 And because of that, you're-

00:40:15.000 I like how this is being written.

00:40:16.320 Oh, wait, Nancy is actually-

00:40:18.360 Oh, Nancy.

00:40:19.140 Nancy, you could say something.

00:40:20.360 I like that she's-

00:40:21.260 Yeah, Nancy, what do you want us to do?

00:40:25.580 We're listening.

00:40:26.280 Get the pores out.

00:40:30.780 Well, Nancy doesn't like the pores.

00:40:32.580 Sorry, guys.

00:40:33.300 You got to go.

00:40:34.540 All right, guys.

00:40:35.120 You heard it.

00:40:35.580 Nancy said it.

00:40:36.460 If you want to continue listening to whatever happens to Catalytic Converter Heather, you

00:40:42.400 got to go over to patreon.com forward slash Nephilim Death Squad.

00:40:46.420 And these camera shots are killing me.

00:40:50.100 Sign up for whatever tour you'd like.

00:40:51.520 We'll see you in a couple minutes.

00:40:52.440 If not, I'm going to assume you were poor, and that's disgusting to me, so-

00:40:56.900 Anti-poor hate speech.

00:40:58.300 No longer a fan of Nancy.

00:41:00.120 No longer a fan of Nancy.

00:41:01.920 See?

00:41:02.260 This is what happens, Nancy.

00:41:03.560 You get to-

00:41:04.680 Once you're on the show, people turn on you.

00:41:06.500 Yeah.

00:41:06.940 See how fleeting the popularity is?

00:41:08.860 That's it.

00:41:09.300 They love you when you're one of them, and then once you get a little bit of voice time,

00:41:15.980 face time, whatever, they hate you.

00:41:17.660 They're going to hate you, Nancy.

00:41:18.560 They're all going to turn on you.

00:41:19.980 Yeah.

00:41:20.240 Good.

00:41:20.440 Good.

00:41:20.600 I should delete it on YouTube.

00:41:24.820 Uh-oh.

00:41:26.000 All right.

00:41:26.480 So let's get on to this.

00:41:27.920 Okay.

00:41:28.160 So you go to confinement, and because of that, your bed and your drawer or your box of property

00:41:34.920 and all the shit, all your shit, everything you have has to get packed up and cataloged.

00:41:40.180 So if you don't have people around you who are decent, then everybody steals your shit.

00:41:44.960 Like you did something.

00:41:45.860 So you got your ass kicked, and then you get your shit stolen, and then you get to be in

00:41:50.700 basically solitary confinement.

00:41:53.180 Sounds great, dude.

00:41:54.080 That is crazy.

00:41:54.860 And Heather clarified.

00:41:56.900 She said, spray them with black Jesus.

00:41:59.520 Okay.

00:42:00.040 So yeah, yeah.

00:42:00.820 I guess it's because they pray.

00:42:01.920 Like, no, not, not, don't do it.

00:42:03.800 Not the black Jesus, please.

00:42:05.440 Oh, we got to take this comment off the thing.

00:42:07.720 Okay.

00:42:08.060 So everybody steals your shit, but nobody did that to me because they were all shocked about

00:42:12.800 what happened, too.

00:42:14.100 And nobody fucked with my shit.

00:42:15.460 They actually went and got the stuff I wasn't supposed to have and kept it safe for me because

00:42:20.980 the guards fuck your shit up on purpose, too.

00:42:22.740 Oh, my goodness.

00:42:23.280 David, with the language.

00:42:24.180 Well, I'm just reading.

00:42:24.860 I'm reading.

00:42:26.020 It'll mess up the flow.

00:42:27.100 I got to keep going.

00:42:27.760 Like, if you have artwork or photos or shivs, they'll purposely spill stuff all over it,

00:42:32.720 rip it, and ruin it.

00:42:34.280 Your stuff gets packed up and inventoried, and eventually they bring you your bedding

00:42:40.780 and your clothes for your cell.

00:42:42.520 You wait there for however many weeks while they investigate, and then there is a hearing.

00:42:48.240 Then you get your sentence and either go back to the compound or do time in confinement.

00:42:53.500 I was in that cell by myself for two weeks before they brought that little girl in.

00:42:58.700 What?

00:42:59.260 Whoa.

00:42:59.940 Wait a second.

00:43:00.760 All right.

00:43:01.480 That was like a...

00:43:02.780 All right.

00:43:03.960 I didn't have a bunkie, and I hadn't spoken to anyone.

00:43:07.440 The only interaction with people was during medication and chow.

00:43:10.900 They open up the little hatch on the door.

00:43:13.840 Every other day, you get to shower if you want, and the officers cuff you from behind just

00:43:19.940 to walk a few feet from your cell to the shower.

00:43:22.400 And this is for you...

00:43:24.400 Getting beat up.

00:43:25.160 Getting beat up.

00:43:25.780 Well, you shouldn't have got beat up, Heather.

00:43:27.800 You ever think of that?

00:43:29.500 Behave.

00:43:31.440 You get to walk a few feet from the shower, and the shower is a cell that they lock you

00:43:37.980 in for a few minutes or a few hours, depending on when they feel like coming to get you out.

00:43:42.660 What the...

00:43:43.600 Let me ask you something, Heather.

00:43:47.300 Did you shower a lot, or did you...

00:43:49.400 You were stinky.

00:43:50.780 I think Heather was probably stinky.

00:43:51.460 It was optional.

00:43:52.580 Honestly, I think I'd be so pissed off.

00:43:54.680 I'd be like, you know what?

00:43:55.460 Everybody else is going to suffer.

00:43:57.060 I'm going to smell like ass.

00:43:58.000 Yeah.

00:43:58.140 If you're going to have to come in here and grab me, it's going to stink a little.

00:44:01.000 You're going to hit a wall of scent.

00:44:03.000 This is why I don't understand.

00:44:03.820 If I'm fighting in the UFC, I wouldn't have showered for a while.

00:44:08.260 Oh.

00:44:09.400 Do you have to?

00:44:09.920 Are you talking about north-south position?

00:44:11.340 Just in general.

00:44:12.740 They make you clip your nails and all that, but like...

00:44:15.080 Yeah.

00:44:15.400 You're going to get in my guard?

00:44:16.600 You're going to have to pass a cloud of ass.

00:44:17.780 If I'm fighting Khabib or something like that, right?

00:44:20.020 It's like, dude, yeah.

00:44:20.660 You really want to smash, dude?

00:44:21.960 You want to wrestle?

00:44:23.940 Yeah, I didn't mean to say that.

00:44:25.100 It's going to be nasty.

00:44:25.920 You want to smash?

00:44:26.540 You want to smash?

00:44:26.640 Oh, Heather says, it's only like that in confinement you can shower normal in the compound.

00:44:33.380 No, but I'm saying since it was so inconvenient in confinement, did you opt to shower every other day?

00:44:40.220 Or were you like, you know what, dude?

00:44:41.300 It doesn't even matter.

00:44:42.920 Everyone still watches you girls be shower stalkers.

00:44:46.640 It's weird.

00:44:47.320 Half the girls just skip it and use the sink in the cell because it's easier than having to play the psychological games the guards put you through just to go through the process.

00:44:54.960 You sleep all day and stay up all night in there.

00:44:58.340 Oh, it's a party, dude.

00:45:00.500 It's because they give you dinner at like 3 p.m., so by the time it's bedtime, you're so hungry that you can't just sleep, so your body trains itself to occupy yourself all night, and then you sleep in between meals during the day.

00:45:11.380 Whoa.

00:45:12.420 Except your bed has to be made and kept inspection ready between the hours of 7 and 5.

00:45:17.760 So now you're sleeping during the day between your meals, but you're not allowed to use your blankets, and you have to be in your full uniform.

00:45:26.740 Dude.

00:45:28.100 Yeah, I remember when I was in jail for the short stint that I was, they don't turn those lights off like until really late.

00:45:36.460 Or no, no, no.

00:45:37.220 It's that they turn them on stupid early.

00:45:39.340 The fluorescent bulbs, if you're on the top bunk, I was on the top bunk, the fluorescent bulbs on the top bunk, meaning right in front of your eyes, turn on like something crazy, like 3 or 4 a.m.

00:45:49.360 Damn.

00:45:49.980 And then they just stay on, which I found the workaround was I would just take a tube sock and lay it across my eyes.

00:45:54.980 But it's all like weird psychological torture games.

00:45:59.560 Prison was really just full of a bunch of stupid and inconvenient rules.

00:46:04.120 Everything was 3D chess.

00:46:05.780 Something as simple as wanting to use the good shower that had water pressure required maximum manipulation.

00:46:13.000 Pause for part two.

00:46:16.440 Should we wait?

00:46:18.360 Are we listening to her?

00:46:19.280 Do you want us to pause?

00:46:20.780 Who's pausing?

00:46:21.740 I don't know.

00:46:22.580 Who's pausing?

00:46:23.520 I'm wrapped up in this story, and now I feel like...

00:46:25.620 Do me a favor.

00:46:26.160 I'm going to stay on that sentence.

00:46:27.320 Scroll down.

00:46:27.740 See how much more.

00:46:28.380 Are we at the halfway mark?

00:46:29.340 What's even going on here?

00:46:31.880 No.

00:46:32.600 Not even close.

00:46:33.180 No way.

00:46:33.760 Really?

00:46:34.320 Dude, I feel like I am plowing through this story.

00:46:36.880 Yeah, I don't even know where we're at now.

00:46:38.540 I don't know where I am.

00:46:39.820 Period.

00:46:41.500 Okay, all right, all right, all right.

00:46:42.700 I'm getting back to it.

00:46:43.560 I'm going back.

00:46:44.300 The guards pretty much just leave you alone.

00:46:46.140 That's a scary thing, too.

00:46:47.340 I don't know what's going on.

00:46:48.100 They're like, oh, no.

00:46:49.260 You got the hook.

00:46:51.600 The guards pretty much just leave you alone, though, in confinement.

00:46:55.460 They just have to walk through every 30 minutes, and then you got counted.

00:47:00.340 And then you got counted at various times of the day as well.

00:47:03.700 After being there for two weeks by myself, they put this girl in the cell with me.

00:47:07.540 I had learned to occupy myself at this point, and the routine, and had a routine I was trying

00:47:12.740 to get them to let me out.

00:47:14.180 Oh, I was trying to get them.

00:47:14.900 Okay.

00:47:15.080 And having a bunkie in confinement can go really well, or it can be the worst thing that's

00:47:20.120 ever happened.

00:47:20.860 I can understand that.

00:47:22.180 As Zeman says, I'm plowing through this story, Raven, on paragraph two.

00:47:25.280 That's how I feel when I'm just reading in general.

00:47:27.200 I'm like, I am cooking, dude.

00:47:28.560 And it's like, this is literally just the introduction of the book.

00:47:33.760 Okay.

00:47:34.180 So, yeah.

00:47:34.460 I can imagine that having a bunkie could either go really well or really, really horrifying.

00:47:38.920 And, yeah.

00:47:39.380 That makes a lot of sense, especially in solitary confinement.

00:47:41.240 I imagine you could probably end up killing a person, being locked in a room with them

00:47:45.420 for 24-7 for two weeks.

00:47:47.800 I had the first few Game of Thrones books I had read, and I had this origami book I was

00:47:52.760 learning how to make all these little aminals.

00:47:54.860 That's cool.

00:47:55.680 That's adorable.

00:47:56.620 Keep in mind, the entire two weeks, the officers don't have any issues from me.

00:47:59.960 I'm quiet.

00:48:00.980 So, they put this lady in my cell, and she's like a tiny bag of bones, like 100 pounds.

00:48:05.160 When they are opening your cell, they have this whole process where you have to go stand

00:48:09.980 in the back of the cell with your hands behind your back and face the wall as they bring in

00:48:14.500 the other person.

00:48:15.900 They don't even have this girl's cuffs on, and she's already asking me if I believe in

00:48:19.880 God.

00:48:20.340 Oh, that's interesting.

00:48:21.920 Lowercase g, girl.

00:48:22.480 You've got to capitalize that g, girl.

00:48:23.920 Well, what does she mean?

00:48:24.740 What does she mean?

00:48:26.180 I'm immediately annoyed because that's a many-layered question that you don't start out with.

00:48:31.520 Yeah, yeah.

00:48:32.020 Especially when they're just putting you in there.

00:48:33.140 You don't just come into some random person's cell who hasn't spoken to another human in

00:48:36.780 weeks and immediately get right in her face with that.

00:48:39.120 Or maybe that's exactly what you get in their face with.

00:48:40.820 Yeah, so the girl still had her cuffs on.

00:48:43.180 No, they said they didn't bring her.

00:48:44.400 No, no, no.

00:48:44.820 She said she hadn't even taken the cuffs off yet, and the girl's already chatting her

00:48:47.960 up.

00:48:48.240 That is kind of like-

00:48:48.860 That's fascinating.

00:48:49.840 I get why you're like, come on.

00:48:52.740 Come on, lady.

00:48:53.620 It's not even that it was like a conversation I wasn't open to having.

00:48:57.560 This was a girl who was in the process of going into psychosis because, of course, after

00:49:02.220 everything that had just happened, then they would put a girl in my cell who immediately

00:49:07.620 decided that God had sent her to that cell to save me.

00:49:12.020 Hmm.

00:49:12.240 She starts telling me she's here for me and that she loves me and Jesus loves me, and

00:49:17.440 she kept walking towards me.

00:49:18.700 Keep in mind, this is a small two-man cell with two metal beds attached to the wall, and

00:49:25.000 next to one of the beds, my bed, my bed, bitch, is also the toilet sink.

00:49:32.200 The toilet sink?

00:49:33.520 The same thing?

00:49:34.540 I'm hoping she just means like there's a sink and a toilet and not that she's-

00:49:37.580 I think she means it's the same.

00:49:39.060 She's washing her.

00:49:40.480 Damn, that's rough.

00:49:41.600 So why did the- why did that girl go into the- she didn't explain why, right?

00:49:47.820 That's interesting, yeah.

00:49:48.100 I mean, hopefully she gets to it.

00:49:49.940 Yeah.

00:49:50.220 A very small window there, too, but you can't see much out of it because it's this weird

00:49:54.280 shit.

00:49:54.680 You can only see light and dark.

00:49:56.740 Okay.

00:49:57.420 Oh, I think I know what you mean.

00:49:58.800 Yeah.

00:49:59.140 Like they had it- it's like painted with something, yeah.

00:50:01.880 Um, and the door, which has a tiny square window on it, and the rectangle hatch that the food

00:50:07.660 goes through.

00:50:08.540 Also, it's freezing in confinement.

00:50:10.620 When they bring you- when they first bring you in, they take forever to bring your property

00:50:14.620 to you.

00:50:15.720 Uh, that includes your bedding and blankets and clothes, so you're just sitting in a freezing

00:50:19.840 cold cell with a mattress.

00:50:22.360 Uh, in the first hour, this girl slowly walked towards me.

00:50:25.400 I was sitting on my bed learning to make an origami kangaroo.

00:50:29.520 Nice.

00:50:30.220 That's significant in the story, so-

00:50:31.740 Yes.

00:50:32.120 Probably.

00:50:32.760 And she said my name.

00:50:34.560 At this point, we had, uh, finally- just finally exchanged greetings.

00:50:39.060 She kept looking at me and saying, Heather, look at me.

00:50:42.900 Look at me, Heather.

00:50:44.160 Oh, God, bro.

00:50:45.880 Uh, and my dumb ass feeling uncomfortable as hell and not knowing what to do, all awkward,

00:50:51.540 looks up at her, and she's like, I love you.

00:50:55.400 And she keeps saying it.

00:50:57.460 And she's saying it like she's talking to a little girl, and she's bending down in my

00:51:01.180 face and kind of saying it, uh, and I'm thinking to myself, what the fuck is happening right

00:51:07.740 now?

00:51:08.680 And she starts saying, I love you to me in baby talk.

00:51:13.420 That's weird.

00:51:14.140 And Jesus loves me also in baby talk.

00:51:17.840 There was a lot of religious psychosis going on in that prison, yet another story.

00:51:22.680 Um, it's like only the first 45 minutes of time with her, and it's complete chaos.

00:51:31.340 She fucking starts singing to me.

00:51:34.200 She didn't have a bad voice, but stuff like that makes me uncomfortable.

00:51:37.980 Agreed, dude.

00:51:39.000 I mean, that's pretty- yeah, being locked in a cell for two weeks alone and then having

00:51:42.560 a 100-pound woman, uh, enter and start singing to me in the first 45 minutes also makes me

00:51:47.580 uncomfortable.

00:51:47.840 Would you rather her be there or Izzy?

00:51:50.240 Oh, yeah.

00:51:50.840 Well, I think we know the answer to that.

00:51:52.660 I don't know.

00:51:53.620 Um-

00:51:54.060 I don't know where this story's going.

00:51:55.380 Look, she's like, it's 14 pages.

00:51:57.140 Of course I get to it.

00:51:58.540 Top, you dumbass.

00:51:59.500 Of course I explained it.

00:52:01.080 All right.

00:52:01.420 Uh, so she starts singing to me.

00:52:02.820 She doesn't have a bad voice, but it's making me uncomfortable.

00:52:05.840 Even having Happy Birthday sung to me makes me feel awkward because I have to sit there

00:52:09.800 and smile while all these people sing a song to me.

00:52:11.980 Yeah, I agree.

00:52:12.600 It is a little bit, uh, uncomfortable to have that happen.

00:52:15.640 Then, when they stop singing, it's like, okay, that made me feel bad, actually, but

00:52:20.000 no one is allowed to actually acknowledge that.

00:52:22.040 I think that if David was a girl, his name would be Heather.

00:52:25.020 You'd be a Heather.

00:52:25.800 I could- well, uh, I'd resent that.

00:52:28.060 You're a Heather.

00:52:28.740 Well, okay.

00:52:29.520 I mean, this Heather's pretty based.

00:52:32.260 No, I'm saying this is very much like you.

00:52:34.700 Um, oh, well, the- the- the things that I find awkward, yeah.

00:52:38.080 Yeah.

00:52:38.300 Yeah, I don't like- Happy Birthday is one that I feel like is awkward, um, so anyway,

00:52:43.520 I sat there and politely listened to her sing.

00:52:46.880 What- what did she sing?

00:52:48.400 Uh, one of those things about prison is if you don't know how to tell people no or shut

00:52:52.800 the fuck up, they're gonna get away with whatever they want.

00:52:56.680 That's the thing about life.

00:52:57.960 Yeah, it took me a long time to learn that because I was raised by women, uh, and- and

00:53:02.740 so it was- I didn't learn that until I was like- until I was a father.

00:53:06.160 Oh, yeah, people think I'm rude now when I just be like, no.

00:53:09.580 Yeah, yeah, you have to.

00:53:10.200 They're like, why are you saying no?

00:53:11.220 Like, you can't say no in that situation and I just said no.

00:53:13.680 You have to.

00:53:14.580 Yeah.

00:53:15.200 It's- you know when you go on, like, uh, TikTok and women are like, I'm protecting my peace.

00:53:20.020 Same thing.

00:53:20.720 Same thing, but not gay.

00:53:22.280 Yeah.

00:53:22.900 Yeah.

00:53:23.100 Just simply-

00:53:24.320 No.

00:53:25.100 No, thank you.

00:53:25.900 Not at all.

00:53:26.720 That's like whenever my son starts doing things that I'm gonna, like, get upset.

00:53:30.280 I'm like-

00:53:30.480 Don't like that.

00:53:31.320 Stop.

00:53:32.140 No.

00:53:32.860 Done.

00:53:33.420 Yeah.

00:53:33.840 Your room.

00:53:34.420 Go.

00:53:34.780 Roll up the newspaper.

00:53:35.340 Uh, you- but you also have to learn to be patient as well, and as much as I wanted to

00:53:42.560 tell this girl to shut up, I understood I was likely going to be stuck with her for at

00:53:46.200 least a week.

00:53:46.860 Damn.

00:53:47.300 Eventually she- after she calmed down, I tried to explain to her, you can't just come into

00:53:50.540 my cell and bombard somebody with all that.

00:53:54.160 She was still fairly new to prison and also was just a kid.

00:53:58.880 Hmm.

00:53:59.200 Um, I tried so hard to be patient with her.

00:54:02.000 I never even told her I disagreed with her.

00:54:05.240 I never told her what I believed.

00:54:07.560 She just decided I needed to be saved and God had sent her for that purpose.

00:54:12.360 Some time had gone by, and when we would talk, she would make passive-aggressive comments

00:54:17.580 at me in regards to our conversation.

00:54:20.160 She told me about how she was, uh, bought to confinement for repeatedly telling her dorm

00:54:28.180 sergeant that she rebukes him in the name of Jesus.

00:54:30.660 All right.

00:54:31.040 I kind of like this, Jake.

00:54:31.800 Um, I start to wonder why the officer hadn't tried to put her in psych rather, uh, than

00:54:37.740 punish her.

00:54:38.980 They still haven't bought the girl, uh, her property or her bedding, and she's laying on

00:54:45.020 the cold mattress freezing.

00:54:46.660 She only has a short sleeve prison blues on since she's new, and I feel bad for her, even

00:54:53.720 though she's getting on my nerves, and I have been in her position, uh, and have been in

00:54:57.460 her position, though, and I have an extra thermals, so I give her a thermal shirt.

00:55:03.700 She puts it on, and I tell her she can have it.

00:55:06.260 She says, thank you, and lays there on her bed.

00:55:09.060 A few minutes of silence go by, and I go back to making my origami kangaroo.

00:55:14.000 Suddenly, the girl gets up, takes the shirt back off, and actually throws it at me.

00:55:19.020 Hmm.

00:55:20.160 Not even, like, a light toss.

00:55:21.880 It was like, get this shit away from me, type of thing.

00:55:24.540 And she says, my god keeps me warm.

00:55:28.560 All right, well.

00:55:30.720 I don't know.

00:55:31.180 See, I'm, I'm concerned about the punctuation still.

00:55:34.300 Oh, yeah, the lowercase g god might be, uh, on purpose.

00:55:37.860 Heather says in the chat she was in her early 20s.

00:55:40.540 I mean, by just a kid, I was in my 30s.

00:55:43.060 Right, yeah, I look at, I look at, uh, yeah, I look at people in their early 20s, and I say,

00:55:47.300 children.

00:55:48.140 Child.

00:55:49.460 Um, and I was a little surprised by this, because it's really cold in there.

00:55:53.300 This has never happened to me before.

00:55:55.320 Nothing I have ever experienced has prepared me for this.

00:55:58.000 So I calmly pick up the thermal, fold it, put it on her foot, uh, on the foot of her bed,

00:56:03.440 and say, okay, but if you decide you want it, it's here.

00:56:06.520 And I go back to my bed, make my fucking origami kangaroo, and the shirt hits me in the back

00:56:14.400 of the head as I'm sitting down, and she yells at me, my god keeps me warm, and curls herself

00:56:21.780 back into a cold, shivering ball.

00:56:24.620 I really want to explain to her that my compassion and desire to do the right thing by offering

00:56:29.480 her my thermal was how her god was trying to keep her warm.

00:56:34.100 Oh, all right.

00:56:34.880 Oh, yeah.

00:56:35.280 But she wasn't ready to hear that.

00:56:37.840 She instead, so instead, she's an asshole.

00:56:41.640 I don't really understand how in the course of an hour or so she went from singing to me

00:56:47.300 to hating me.

00:56:49.140 I still haven't even told her what I believed.

00:56:52.500 I didn't even know what I believed, and I would have loved for somebody to save me, but

00:56:57.860 that's not what this was.

00:56:59.300 Eventually, the guards bring her stuff, and she makes her bed and has a blanket, but now

00:57:06.700 she has her Bible, too.

00:57:08.600 She hasn't been in prison long enough to have acquired anything.

00:57:11.660 She had her uniform, ketchup mustard packets, church pamphlets, and her Bible.

00:57:15.980 She started yelling, or she started...

00:57:17.560 Ketchup, mustard packets, these are things that...

00:57:19.240 Yeah.

00:57:20.040 Yeah, like I remember when I was in jail, you know, they give you like these really shitty

00:57:24.260 bologna sandwiches, and it's really just like white bread with bologna.

00:57:27.140 You get like mustard with it and stuff?

00:57:28.340 Well, like I didn't have mustard, but like somebody else had mustard, and they gave it

00:57:34.360 to me.

00:57:34.580 I think it's because he wanted me to join like his white gang or something like that,

00:57:39.100 so he's kind of buttering me up.

00:57:40.680 He gave me mustard, and he gave me a National Geographics magazine, which I read from cover

00:57:45.040 to cover, and that mustard like changed the bologna sandwich game, because you're eating

00:57:51.460 like tasteless slop in there mostly.

00:57:53.220 So putting the mustard packet on there was like...

00:57:57.240 I never even realized like this truly is the perfect amount of mustard.

00:58:01.140 Like in that little rectangular pack within it is the perfect amount of mustard.

00:58:04.680 Only when you live a life of decadence do you need more mustard than what is in the

00:58:07.720 pack.

00:58:08.380 Yeah, dude.

00:58:08.840 I was at Costco yesterday.

00:58:09.780 She's about to give us the bell.

00:58:10.900 I know.

00:58:11.320 I'm scared.

00:58:12.240 I'm...

00:58:12.360 Damn it.

00:58:14.180 What about Costco?

00:58:15.040 What happened at Costco?

00:58:15.660 At Costco, it was just a lot of stuff.

00:58:16.980 There was a lot of stuff at Costco.

00:58:18.380 Yeah.

00:58:19.000 And I was like, wow, the decadence, but...

00:58:20.520 The decadence in Costco is wild.

00:58:21.940 Okay, you're right.

00:58:22.520 You're right.

00:58:22.800 We're getting back to it.

00:58:24.060 Sorry.

00:58:25.260 It's a lot of...

00:58:26.660 Costco is a really crazy place.

00:58:28.700 So instead, she's an asshole.

00:58:30.280 I'm sorry.

00:58:30.580 I lost my spot, and I'm really freaking out right now.

00:58:34.660 So they bought her the ketchup, the mustard packets, church pamphlets, and her Bible.

00:58:38.560 She started telling me I had the devil in me, and I was trying to talk to her rationally.

00:58:44.260 I'm really getting upset, though, at this point, because it's been a few hours, and like

00:58:47.980 I said, you stay up all night, and this girl was getting more and more aggressive with her

00:58:52.700 speech and rude and exclaiming all about how my life got turned upside and all about

00:58:58.040 how I was going to hell.

00:59:00.420 Damn.

00:59:01.540 You just offered her your thermals.

00:59:03.100 I like the ramp up in music, too.

00:59:05.880 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:59:06.280 I'm starting to have anxiety, and she can't just be quiet.

00:59:11.700 Well, that's just women.

00:59:12.820 Yeah.

00:59:14.040 And there is a difference between if someone is reading quietly aloud to themselves.

00:59:18.880 I get that.

00:59:20.160 Some people need to read out loud to retain what they are reading, and there is a way

00:59:24.060 to do that quietly, but out loud to yourself.

00:59:26.900 That's literally me.

00:59:28.900 I have to do that.

00:59:29.860 But then there's aggressive.

00:59:31.140 Then there's aggressive reading the Bible at someone in a commanding tone.

00:59:36.280 But there's really no way that I can say anything or ask for help without being the one who

00:59:41.120 looks crazy.

00:59:41.700 Is there?

00:59:42.820 What do I say?

00:59:43.940 Make her stop reading the Bible at me.

00:59:45.740 These people haven't heard a peep from me in weeks.

00:59:50.080 I behave and don't ever make a scene.

00:59:52.740 This girl is pacing the cell, reading the Bible out loud, and one point she perches herself on the sink like a fucking owl or pterodactyl.

01:00:05.380 Oh, great spelling of the word pterodactyl.

01:00:06.840 Yeah.

01:00:07.880 She's really up on her dinosaur lore.

01:00:10.220 Yeah.

01:00:10.640 She's got a lot of dinosaur lore going on.

01:00:12.460 Well, when you have nothing to do for five to seven years, you, like, read and stuff.

01:00:17.920 Read about dinosaurs.

01:00:19.940 She perches up on her toes, holding her Bible, reading passages at me in this small, tiny, confined space.

01:00:30.760 Man, that's incredible.

01:00:32.740 I got to say real quick.

01:00:34.040 Yeah.

01:00:34.560 Somebody said Nancy needs a chirp.

01:00:37.160 Oh.

01:00:38.020 Don't give her the chirp.

01:00:39.260 All right, fine.

01:00:39.800 Nancy has a chirp.

01:00:40.920 She's got a chirp.

01:00:41.720 We're giving her too much power, and she's abusing it.

01:00:44.380 She is.

01:00:44.920 We talked about Costco for, like...

01:00:48.140 Okay.

01:00:50.400 Okay.

01:00:52.300 So, in this confined space, she's on the sink, and she's reading like an owl from the Bible.

01:00:56.300 At this point, I'm standing at the door to the cell, and I've had my poker face on this whole thing.

01:01:01.720 I think it's because Nancy knows this is lengthy.

01:01:03.920 She knows, yeah.

01:01:04.760 I mean, honestly, she's doing us a favor, because if not, this will be a two-episode, or this will be promises to Thomas's.

01:01:10.060 This must get good.

01:01:11.420 It must get good.

01:01:12.260 I mean, it's good so far.

01:01:14.760 I've had my poker face on this whole time.

01:01:16.660 I'm being really passive about this girl, but the officers have to make their rounds every 30 minutes, and when they do, I bang on the door.

01:01:25.800 I don't like how each progressive time we've cut to talk, it's been shorter and shorter.

01:01:30.540 Yeah, it's like she's hitting the button more rapidly.

01:01:33.420 Go, go, go.

01:01:35.140 And I tell them they have to put this girl somewhere else.

01:01:40.840 She is making me uncomfortable, and of course, it's not received well.

01:01:44.560 Like, who the fuck am I?

01:01:46.280 I'm not just going to tell them to move her, and nothing I say sounds logical.

01:01:51.460 They ask me what she's doing to upset me, and I'm having a bit of a look of shock, or a bit of lock shock.

01:01:58.540 Never heard that.

01:01:59.180 Yeah, it's kind of like where you're like, well, I get it, yeah.

01:02:02.320 Which is, when you do talk to people, finally, you talk fast, and you sound hysterical.

01:02:08.640 All right.

01:02:09.640 And I was like, she keeps rebuking me in the name of Satan and reading the Bible at me, and she's sitting on the sink.

01:02:16.920 Trust me, they looked at me like I was insane.

01:02:18.720 And the girl suddenly wants to get all offended and upset that I don't want to be in a cell with her.

01:02:23.900 So she goes and sits on the bed like, hey, what are you talking about?

01:02:28.740 I love that.

01:02:30.180 All sad and pouty.

01:02:32.960 And of course, now I feel like maybe I made a mistake.

01:02:35.500 I hurt the girl's feelings because I fall for that shit every time.

01:02:39.560 This person I know, I barely know, just made me feel suicidal empathy.

01:02:45.980 Jesus.

01:02:47.700 And I second-guess everything that just happened, and the officers don't want to hear it.

01:02:52.920 So now I'm back to trying to get along with this little girl again.

01:02:55.960 This all started at about 4 p.m., by the way.

01:02:59.000 So by 8, she had her sheets.

01:03:02.040 It was probably a little while after that now.

01:03:04.200 The officers talk to her and act like I'm just being immature and don't want to hear her read the Bible.

01:03:12.080 And even the girl has enough sense to be like, I didn't do anything.

01:03:16.360 She's crazy about me.

01:03:18.540 This is a nightmare scenario.

01:03:20.840 This is what you see in horror movies.

01:03:23.980 I was pissed.

01:03:25.080 You know when the kid is possessed?

01:03:26.860 And then you're like, the kid is trying to kill the cat!

01:03:28.800 And then the kid's like, what are you talking about?

01:03:30.420 And everyone's like, stop being an asshole!

01:03:31.620 I would never kill this cat.

01:03:32.640 I would never kill the cat.

01:03:34.200 I was pissed off about this shit.

01:03:38.480 Got turned around.

01:03:40.160 Wait, I was pissed off this shit got turned around on me.

01:03:43.100 But maybe this will be better now that they spoke to her.

01:03:46.740 Alright, reasonable.

01:03:47.660 I don't think so.

01:03:48.120 It's reasonable.

01:03:49.900 At some point after the girl was sitting on her bed, I go back to what I was doing, origami kangaroos.

01:03:55.200 She snaps her Bible shut really loud, on purpose loud, and says, I'm just going to have to do this myself, even if it takes all night.

01:04:04.680 Holy shit.

01:04:05.580 That's not good.

01:04:08.020 That's not good.

01:04:09.300 And what makes it worse is that she can easily overpower this girl, I feel like.

01:04:14.980 She's like a little girl.

01:04:16.200 But if she does, she's screwed.

01:04:18.820 But I wouldn't even want to mess with it, because it's just like.

01:04:21.360 Well, it's like, if you do assault her, you're ruined.

01:04:24.740 Oh, well, that too.

01:04:25.720 But it's just like the imposing fear of what this girl is doing psychologically.

01:04:30.400 Yeah.

01:04:30.820 To her is like crazy.

01:04:32.520 Because it's such a bummer, dude.

01:04:34.180 Two weeks without human interaction, and then you get the sink owl.

01:04:38.920 Yeah.

01:04:39.400 What in the world, dude?

01:04:41.200 We're moving.

01:04:41.840 We're going, Nancy.

01:04:42.880 All right.

01:04:45.760 And she has this determined look on her face.

01:04:49.860 Where is it?

01:04:50.620 She snaps her.

01:04:51.460 Okay.

01:04:52.540 And she has this determined look on her face.

01:04:55.040 Her intention being that she was going to save my soul no matter what.

01:04:59.580 That's what she meant by that?

01:05:00.480 I'm just going to do this myself.

01:05:01.840 I don't know if that's what she meant by that.

01:05:02.520 The next few hours, she proceeded to chant Bible verses at me nonstop.

01:05:08.460 Literally nonstop.

01:05:10.360 She would not stop.

01:05:12.220 She would not stop.

01:05:14.080 Well, did it work?

01:05:16.380 You're here.

01:05:17.620 When you are stuck in a small cell with someone, you guys have no food.

01:05:22.780 You're starving.

01:05:24.420 It's cold.

01:05:26.240 Bible verses are being aggressively chanted at you.

01:05:29.380 You will go crazy.

01:05:30.960 I don't care who you are.

01:05:33.600 But I already suffer from terrible anxiety.

01:05:37.560 The type of anxiety that makes you steal catalytic converters.

01:05:40.860 And I was also at this point in my life where the place I was, the Bible was used by people more as a drug.

01:05:51.420 As well as a weapon.

01:05:53.240 And I needed to find spirituality.

01:05:55.640 And I would eventually find my way to where I needed to be.

01:05:59.660 But right now, in that moment, during these few hours, it was just me trapped in a cell.

01:06:06.380 And we were the only two people in the world.

01:06:10.520 And it was like a fucking wizard's battle.

01:06:13.980 Man.

01:06:15.260 I can't explain what it's like to circle someone for hours in a tiny concrete cell, not breaking eye contact while they chant at you.

01:06:25.200 This literally is like the scene where, like, Saruman and Gandalf are fighting in the tower.

01:06:31.660 Shout out to all the Lord of the Rings and Joyers out there.

01:06:34.040 Scott asks if Heather is single.

01:06:37.400 Scott is aroused.

01:06:39.160 And here's the thing.

01:06:43.700 Because I was getting upset and having a panic attack and my heart was pounding and I was shaking and cursing at this girl to shut the fuck up, she thought her exorcism was working.

01:06:54.460 Oh, my God.

01:06:55.240 So the more you react, the more it validates her, the more convicted she is.

01:07:01.000 My mom has done this to me.

01:07:02.260 She's like, it's working.

01:07:03.360 He's saying, fuck you.

01:07:04.440 Cut it out.

01:07:05.000 Honestly, my mom has gotten me to the point where, like, with this almost the same techniques has go to me and to be like, you know what?

01:07:14.600 You know what, then?

01:07:15.800 If that's what you want.

01:07:16.620 The guy did it to me on Ed Mabry's channel.

01:07:19.520 Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

01:07:20.720 Is that what you want now?

01:07:21.840 Do you want me to behave demonically?

01:07:22.980 Do you want me to behave badly?

01:07:25.420 Yeah.

01:07:25.960 I was like, well, now I'm going to tell you racial slurs.

01:07:29.880 Right.

01:07:30.500 I'm going to tell them to you.

01:07:31.320 Is this what you want?

01:07:32.060 Because I was going to behave before.

01:07:33.780 Seems like what they want.

01:07:35.000 And it seems like that's what her cellmate wants.

01:07:39.000 This is odd.

01:07:39.800 I don't like the story, but I like where it's going.

01:07:42.760 She has this delusional fire in her eyes.

01:07:46.040 It was dark at this point, too, because it was nighttime.

01:07:50.360 Master roster count had gone by.

01:07:52.440 This girl had thrown holy toilet water at me and had her blanket draped over her head.

01:08:04.120 And around her shoulders like an evil nun.

01:08:08.920 And she's chanting over and over, I'm banging on the cell door because I've had enough and I want the officers to come by.

01:08:18.780 This is what's got her trapped in solitary.

01:08:22.500 This is what she was doing to the officer.

01:08:23.880 Yeah.

01:08:23.960 Yeah, she's the toilet nun.

01:08:26.000 She's the toilet nun.

01:08:26.860 Holy toilet water.

01:08:28.920 Not only am I banging on my cell door, but the other inmates in their cells are also banging on the doors.

01:08:35.460 It's like a chain reaction.

01:08:37.440 They hear us yelling, so they know some shit is going on.

01:08:40.920 The officers come by once again, and I end up looking like the one who is the problem.

01:08:47.300 Because every single time the officers come by, the girl knows to shut up and stop trying to exercise me.

01:08:54.220 This time, though, she's taunting me.

01:08:56.980 I'm at the cell door, and the officers are on the opposite side of the door, and I'm talking to them through the window.

01:09:03.380 This stupid little girl is sitting in the blind spot in the corner on the bed.

01:09:09.100 I have the officers in the door window to my left, and then to my right corner is the girl sitting there with her blanket over her head in the dark with her Bible open,

01:09:18.240 mouthing the Bible words at me with that fire in her eyes looking like some horror movie exorcist.

01:09:23.800 She whispers at me, and I can hear the conviction in her voice and the belief that she was really, or that she really thought she was rebuking me in the news.

01:09:36.660 I'm shaking, my heart is pounding, and the guards can't see her, and she's not actually making noises.

01:09:43.200 She's just mouthing the words.

01:09:45.100 Oh, no.

01:09:45.900 And I'm like, you guys don't understand.

01:09:47.520 She's doing it right now.

01:09:49.600 She's doing it right now.

01:09:51.000 She's rebuking me.

01:09:52.260 Oh, my God, dude.

01:09:55.660 Oh, my God.

01:09:57.800 I just lost my speck.

01:09:59.000 Give me a second.

01:10:00.580 They're looking at me.

01:10:01.660 They're looking at me.

01:10:02.320 Like, I'm completely insane.

01:10:04.460 And I keep saying, you don't understand.

01:10:07.340 You can't see her from where you are.

01:10:09.280 She's rebuking me.

01:10:11.060 They're telling me to calm down.

01:10:12.760 They're getting really mad at me.

01:10:14.440 They take the girl out of the cell and put her in the shower cell, which they are going to use as a holding cell,

01:10:19.940 but they don't do anything.

01:10:21.200 And they just put her in there and leave.

01:10:23.140 There's a main pod for the officers in the middle of all the pods, so that's where the officers mostly go to hide.

01:10:29.240 The whole time they were gone, they had left this girl in the shower cell, and she stood there and continues to chant at me in the cell facing my direction.

01:10:37.220 I was planning on them not having her come back in.

01:10:42.180 She's really standing there with her face pressed up against the bars.

01:10:48.420 The shower cell bars are bars.

01:10:50.600 They are different than the confinement cell doors.

01:10:52.820 And saying exorcism verses in my direction, and everyone in their cells is yelling at her because it's the middle of the night,

01:11:00.480 and even though they're all awake because they're hungry too, they still want her to shut the fuck up.

01:11:04.740 The lieutenant comes in now and talks to her.

01:11:08.720 She doesn't talk to me.

01:11:10.740 This is once again being handled like I just didn't like that she was reading the Bible.

01:11:16.600 But also they were telling her, didn't we talk about this?

01:11:22.580 Which means they also knew she was causing a problem.

01:11:26.300 Then they put her right back in the cell.

01:11:29.000 I was really freaked out by now and started accusing them of putting her in there on purpose to fuck with me.

01:11:35.740 They were freaked out by me and saying to each other they did see my face, how fucking scared I was.

01:11:43.460 Meanwhile, the exorcism continued.

01:11:47.440 The officers left again.

01:11:48.980 Alright, uh, you want me to...

01:11:50.020 Yeah, please, take this over. I'm dying over here.

01:11:52.320 I love it. I see you struggling at this point.

01:11:56.200 Alright, that's us. That's our button to switch.

01:11:58.760 That was good.

01:11:59.320 I like how David just gives the...

01:12:00.880 Because it's scary.

01:12:02.060 It's not scary. I mean, it's scary.

01:12:03.420 It's startling.

01:12:04.840 It's odd that you hear it.

01:12:07.260 Why wouldn't I hear it?

01:12:08.740 Well.

01:12:08.980 I started thinking about all the exorcist movies I'd watch

01:12:13.560 and figured, uh, maybe the reason people started shaking and cursing during the exorcism

01:12:19.400 is they're enraged by the inconvenience they feel by having biblical commands shouted at you non-stop

01:12:26.000 and you can't get away from it while someone throws water on you.

01:12:29.920 It is frustrating.

01:12:31.680 I would be pretty pissed.

01:12:33.480 Like, it's funny how the Bible works, right?

01:12:36.080 Because, like, if we're here and someone's reading it to us, we'd be like,

01:12:39.120 this is great. Thank you.

01:12:41.020 Yeah.

01:12:41.440 But if you're just throwing it at me...

01:12:44.260 Like, let's say somebody heard too many F-bombs in this episode

01:12:47.280 and was like, I think I need an exorcism intervention.

01:12:49.980 Yeah.

01:12:50.340 And they just, like, cornered us in here.

01:12:52.460 And we're doing that.

01:12:53.640 Yeah. How long would we endure it before we started throwing hands?

01:12:57.580 Before we had elevator music played at us.

01:12:59.820 That's right.

01:13:00.400 Sorry.

01:13:00.540 Yeah. So, you can't get away from it while someone throws water on you.

01:13:06.420 Yeah. That's crazy.

01:13:07.740 I used to throw up at church as a kid.

01:13:09.700 What?

01:13:09.880 This is just an aside.

01:13:10.780 Wait a second. What?

01:13:12.060 Yeah. Like how Mother Horse Eyes just, like, randomly transitions.

01:13:16.600 I like it. Yeah.

01:13:17.220 I used to throw up in the church as a kid and I used to get these migraines and we would leave early.

01:13:22.900 So, for a while after, I would wonder, though, if there was something to this whole thing.

01:13:29.780 This is a very... I like how she tells this story.

01:13:33.020 It's a very interesting...

01:13:34.620 Well, because she's not completely dismissing it, right?

01:13:37.400 I like that. For those... For the audience, we just had, like, rolling thunder as soon as the music picked up again.

01:13:45.280 Yeah.

01:13:45.660 That was cool.

01:13:46.320 She's not dismissing it. She's come to terms with what happened here.

01:13:49.320 I just like the way the story's being laid out.

01:13:51.180 Thank you. Thank you, Heather.

01:13:53.100 And thank you, Nancy, for pushing us to read... Pushing David to read this story.

01:13:57.360 I feel sapped. Bob sapped of my energy.

01:14:03.420 Huh. So, if there was something to this whole thing, the way it affected me, but also this girl was crazy, is what she's saying.

01:14:10.120 So...

01:14:10.340 Why not both?

01:14:11.020 Yeah, she's wondering, are these things related?

01:14:13.920 She wouldn't stop and the night was passing.

01:14:16.580 She had become violent and was throwing things at me, chanting, calling me a devil.

01:14:21.240 I was cursing her, throwing things back, like it's her origami.

01:14:25.220 And like I said, in prison time movies... In prison time... In prison, time moves slow.

01:14:33.880 But in confinement, it stands still.

01:14:36.940 A thousand years and five hours are the same.

01:14:40.860 Time doesn't exist in there the way it does out here.

01:14:43.160 I hate that, man. I really hate that.

01:14:44.760 It's like the hyperbolic time chamber. That's really...

01:14:46.840 Except the worst. Reverse.

01:14:49.700 Man.

01:14:50.100 I remember banging on the cell door again.

01:14:53.880 And I remember hearing all the echoes of everyone else banging on the doors.

01:14:57.960 And no officers were there.

01:15:00.020 And I remember the thought crossing my mind.

01:15:02.360 You can smash her head on the toilet and say she came after you.

01:15:05.420 No one would know.

01:15:06.480 That's true. You could do that.

01:15:08.340 At this point, would anybody falter?

01:15:10.120 I wouldn't falter.

01:15:12.080 No one would even hear the story.

01:15:13.720 It wouldn't matter.

01:15:14.760 No, but I'm saying like, if this story got out and she said this, like if she was like,

01:15:18.380 and that's when I slammed her face against the toilet till she stopped moving.

01:15:21.860 I don't think it would matter.

01:15:22.680 And I served an additional 10 years and I'm here to tell you about it because I murdered that woman.

01:15:27.760 I'd be like, dude, I kind of get it.

01:15:29.720 This is...

01:15:30.140 Honestly, it feels like this is what she's being asked to do.

01:15:35.400 Yeah.

01:15:36.400 Was this like Tempted in the Desert?

01:15:39.340 There was a...

01:15:40.220 Sort of.

01:15:41.460 There's a story from...

01:15:42.560 I think, I guess it was a confessional about a dude that had one of these intrusive thoughts.

01:15:48.620 And it said that it asked him to kill his roommate.

01:15:53.120 Oh, I kind of remember that.

01:15:54.640 Yeah.

01:15:55.140 And he said like immediately after the roommate comes in and he's like, I got to like leave and go for a walk.

01:16:01.640 So he goes and she blocks him and they get into an argument, which is strange.

01:16:05.260 Yeah, I remember that.

01:16:06.800 Yeah, yeah.

01:16:07.200 It seems like that's kind of what...

01:16:09.180 Trying to get you to kill me.

01:16:10.240 You can kill her.

01:16:10.900 Well, hats off to Heather for...

01:16:13.760 Well, we don't know how the story ends.

01:16:15.000 Well, I'm saying not getting to that point until now.

01:16:18.680 We don't know how the story ends.

01:16:19.960 I'm just saying, even if she killed her right now, it's like, damn, took her eight hours.

01:16:25.520 Please continue.

01:16:27.340 That's not nice.

01:16:28.580 She's right, though.

01:16:29.680 She's right.

01:16:30.160 We got it.

01:16:30.540 Well, I mean, we're towards the end of it, Nancy.

01:16:32.200 Are we?

01:16:33.240 I don't know.

01:16:33.680 I lost my place.

01:16:36.160 Ah, shit.

01:16:36.980 I don't know where you were either.

01:16:38.060 See, she made me nervous.

01:16:39.060 And now, okay.

01:16:40.860 I remember the thought crossing my mind that she could smash her.

01:16:43.960 They would investigate, but how would they know?

01:16:46.320 How would they know?

01:16:47.060 I have never felt that kind of desperation in my life to have a thought like that cross my mind.

01:16:51.460 Maybe it wasn't your own.

01:16:55.260 Ominous.

01:16:55.780 Shout out to Dr. Jerry Marzinski.

01:16:56.640 Yeah, looking back on this now, that's really messed up.

01:17:00.700 But also, when you're there, your mind is in a different accepted reality.

01:17:05.320 I still can't believe how far this has all come from me getting beat up in the bathroom by Izzy a few weeks ago.

01:17:11.080 I'm exhausted at this point.

01:17:12.680 It's like 3 a.m.

01:17:14.420 Hmm, interesting time.

01:17:15.700 Maybe even later.

01:17:17.400 The girl doesn't seem to be getting tired, either.

01:17:19.680 I kind of like the idea of...

01:17:21.700 Nancy, you play that button.

01:17:22.980 I'll kick your ass.

01:17:23.580 Nancy!

01:17:23.900 But I like the idea of Nancy kind of giving us the go-ahead, because I don't know.

01:17:28.940 Nancy likes to listen to the show.

01:17:31.280 Yeah, that's what I'm saying.

01:17:32.260 Yeah, so...

01:17:32.800 And she's right, because several points now, when she gave us elevator music, if she hadn't done it the first time, the second time, the third time, we wouldn't be where we are right now.

01:17:41.140 This is also probably like, these are the points where we'd be getting comments.

01:17:44.200 Like, shut up.

01:17:45.600 Yeah, and also, we would turn this into a two-day thing.

01:17:48.880 This would be Tom Surat over again.

01:17:50.560 Yeah.

01:17:53.020 Okay.

01:17:53.900 I've never felt that kind of desperation in my life.

01:17:57.580 But also, when you're there, your mind is...

01:17:59.500 I've never thought across my mind, but when you're there, your mind is different in a different accepted reality.

01:18:06.520 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, for sure.

01:18:08.000 Like, you're living in different rules.

01:18:09.920 Actually, that's probably more realistic rules than what we live in with Costco and all that stuff.

01:18:15.720 Maybe.

01:18:16.380 The Costco reality.

01:18:17.460 Maybe.

01:18:17.680 I think the Earth has been populated with stimuli, and this is void of it.

01:18:22.960 What makes time pass faster is stimuli, and this is like, no, you get concrete walls.

01:18:27.740 I like to listen to, and sometimes y'all do go on such a long tangent or a bunch of tangents, and I'd be getting a little tired.

01:18:35.460 All right, all right, all right.

01:18:36.020 A little tilted.

01:18:37.280 Oh, a little tilted.

01:18:38.160 Oh, oh.

01:18:38.900 I don't know what that means.

01:18:39.740 I don't know what that means, but...

01:18:41.240 I get it.

01:18:41.740 Shit.

01:18:42.200 Maybe you're right.

01:18:42.640 Maybe you're off-kilter.

01:18:43.580 Yeah, a little bit.

01:18:45.320 Anyway, I can't believe how far this has come in the few weeks since getting beat up by Izzy.

01:18:49.560 I start to think about what's going on to be like to try to sleep with this girl in here if this ever stops or if I even feel safe.

01:18:58.460 It's a little absurd thinking back about how I was afraid of her coming after me while I slept, but also desperate enough to consider hurting her as well.

01:19:06.920 Yeah.

01:19:07.620 Your mind and logic is different in there.

01:19:10.720 Finally, they decided to move me.

01:19:12.640 I can't remember exactly what happened.

01:19:14.440 It didn't make any sense.

01:19:16.520 I had already explained to the officers it doesn't make sense for them to put her in here when I'm the only...

01:19:23.720 When I'm...

01:19:24.880 When only in here because I got jumped by her bigger, crazier auntie, now they put another crazy person in here to finish me off.

01:19:34.940 And I said, I don't care.

01:19:37.060 Just get me out of this cell.

01:19:38.900 I'm begging them.

01:19:39.860 And the officer says to me, you'd be willing to move?

01:19:43.520 As if this could have been...

01:19:46.880 This whole situation could have been solved.

01:19:49.400 All right.

01:19:49.900 That feels like, be careful what you wish for.

01:19:53.740 Yeah.

01:19:54.200 It's like, oh, wait, wait.

01:19:55.820 You're willing to be moved?

01:19:56.800 You consent?

01:19:57.380 It feels like they moved?

01:19:58.300 Everyone's screwing with her.

01:19:59.460 So they go, they say this, like, well, why didn't you say you wanted to move?

01:20:03.700 And she's like, what the fuck?

01:20:05.180 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

01:20:06.020 They're playing games with her.

01:20:07.520 They take the girl and they cuff her and they put her back in that shower holding cell thingy.

01:20:13.620 While I pack up all my stuff and move it to the cell a few doors away on the opposite wall.

01:20:20.560 So when the doors were shut, we could still see each other through our little door windows.

01:20:25.780 They put me in the new cell with another girl who, it turns out, had been in PC for, like, three months.

01:20:31.600 Whoa, whoa.

01:20:33.260 That's a long time.

01:20:34.040 Wait, PC is...

01:20:35.940 This place, like, you know...

01:20:37.720 I thought it was TCU.

01:20:39.440 I think she's, like, using it interchangeably depending on...

01:20:42.420 So PC, I think I know what that acronym is.

01:20:45.380 I think she said it before, but it's escaping me right now.

01:20:48.640 Nancy?

01:20:50.400 Yeah, Nancy, do you remember what PC is?

01:20:56.780 She doesn't remember.

01:20:57.820 It's scary when we wait for her to speak and...

01:21:00.020 Yeah.

01:21:00.520 ...and the music plays.

01:21:01.820 I know, I know.

01:21:02.700 Oh, protective custody.

01:21:03.720 Thank you, Heather.

01:21:04.760 Uh-huh.

01:21:05.160 Okay, yeah, so it's the same thing.

01:21:06.820 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

01:21:07.580 So this girl's been in there for three months?

01:21:10.060 That's a long time.

01:21:11.480 And that's still 24-hour lockdown.

01:21:13.920 Like, that's 24-7.

01:21:15.100 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

01:21:16.020 So she'd been trying to get them to let her back on the compound and general population,

01:21:20.620 but they just were letting her sit here.

01:21:23.280 She's really cool, and I'm in such shock after what happened, and she's also surprised

01:21:28.920 and hasn't talked to anyone in forever, and we become immediate friends.

01:21:32.640 I give her coffee, secret stash of instant coffee.

01:21:35.440 Where were you keeping that?

01:21:36.780 Ooh, Heather, was that in your butt?

01:21:39.740 I don't know.

01:21:40.660 Oh, that's so nasty.

01:21:41.920 She hadn't had any in weeks, and I tell her all about my crazy night and what was going

01:21:47.140 on and what all the yelling and commotion was.

01:21:50.300 We both have that lock shock thing I had mentioned earlier, so we're both talking nonstop, basically

01:21:58.200 until the sun comes up.

01:21:59.560 That's the worst.

01:22:00.200 Imagine being in that room.

01:22:01.360 Just gacked out on butt coffee.

01:22:02.560 Two women just like, gacked out on butt coffee.

01:22:09.740 Oh, my God.

01:22:10.200 Yeah, which wasn't far off because it had already been most of the night in the cell with the

01:22:14.960 other girl.

01:22:15.600 Oh, Heather says they hide tobacco in their butts, not my coffee.

01:22:19.640 Coffee goes in the other place.

01:22:20.840 Yeah.

01:22:21.780 Yeah, this must have been...

01:22:23.920 I mean, you have no concept of time, either, I assume, because...

01:22:26.560 Cigarette butts.

01:22:29.260 Well, how are you guys telling the time?

01:22:31.600 Is there actual windows with...

01:22:33.480 Well, all they have is a window that can show some light, and you can tell when it's light

01:22:38.040 and dark out, so I guess they're just basing it off of the guard's schedule, maybe?

01:22:46.100 Right, right.

01:22:47.100 This is crazy.

01:22:48.160 They do coffee enemas.

01:22:49.580 Right up the cloaca.

01:22:50.720 Oh, not the cloaca.

01:22:52.580 All right, so...

01:22:54.040 Yeah, they've been up all night talking with the other girl.

01:22:58.440 We spend a lot of time peeking out...

01:23:00.080 Oh, she says you could buy a watch.

01:23:01.200 I had a watch.

01:23:01.960 Oh, okay.

01:23:02.660 All right.

01:23:03.620 They spend time peeking out of that door window at the other cell.

01:23:08.220 That little girl stood in the window and chanted for the remaining time.

01:23:12.080 Oh, my God.

01:23:13.320 All I could see were the whites of her eyes, and I could see her mouth moving, and it was

01:23:17.600 very dark in there.

01:23:19.640 People in other cells would periodically yell at her to shut up.

01:23:22.720 She just kept saying her Bible verses in my direction.

01:23:27.380 Now that I wasn't there with her, I'm laughing about it with my new confinement friend hysterically.

01:23:31.780 I'm relieved, but I still can't believe everything that just happened.

01:23:36.000 Some time comes by, and it's like 5 a.m., and the breakfast carts come around.

01:23:42.220 They come by.

01:23:43.720 It's a totally new shift now that's here, so they don't know about anything that went on.

01:23:48.540 We're excited.

01:23:51.040 We're hungry.

01:23:52.560 And breakfast is always the better of the food we get.

01:23:55.820 They make their way to the cell of the other girl and go ask if she wants her tray, and

01:24:00.240 they look in, and instead of saying, you want your tray?

01:24:03.800 They're like, you want you?

01:24:05.840 Oh, oh, my God.

01:24:08.120 Girl, what you doing in there?

01:24:09.940 Yeah, these are all big black ladies.

01:24:13.240 Big black ladies.

01:24:13.880 Girl, what is you doing in there?

01:24:15.960 Oh, hell no.

01:24:17.160 Working in a correction facility.

01:24:18.960 Exactly.

01:24:19.980 Yeah.

01:24:20.640 That must be rampant in this place.

01:24:23.280 Oh, is it nothing but just chirps?

01:24:25.620 Intermittent chirps.

01:24:26.500 That's how they're telling the time.

01:24:27.600 That's how they know, yeah.

01:24:29.080 Like it's like a quarter past chirp.

01:24:30.720 Takes three minutes for the chirp to happen.

01:24:32.520 So I hear the girl from the cell.

01:24:35.020 I'm having a baptism.

01:24:37.460 Oh, no.

01:24:38.100 Baby toilet baptism?

01:24:39.480 The toilet keeps flushing.

01:24:41.420 They direct the workers to keep passing out the trays, and they get the other officers

01:24:45.860 in to talk to the girl.

01:24:47.720 We can't see what's going on.

01:24:49.320 We can just keep saying things to her like, why are you naked?

01:24:53.100 You need to put on some clothes.

01:24:55.540 Stop ripping pages out your Bible.

01:24:58.240 Why are you flushing Bible papers down the toilet?

01:25:00.700 She's using it to back up the toilet so that she can have a baptism.

01:25:05.140 That's crazy.

01:25:07.000 Pooptism.

01:25:07.760 Then they turned the water off to the entire unit because it turned out she tried to flush

01:25:11.400 her Bible down the toilet and clogged it and flooded her cell.

01:25:15.260 A little aside here.

01:25:17.520 Don't beep me, Nancy.

01:25:20.320 I washed my daughter's clothes, and for some reason she had the little New Testament Bible

01:25:25.240 in it, and I didn't know.

01:25:26.400 Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

01:25:26.920 The little ones, the little red ones.

01:25:28.180 Yeah, I got to either wash all the clothes or something.

01:25:30.360 But this thing disintegrated to the spine, and now I feel like I've done something really

01:25:36.240 wrong.

01:25:36.720 I like those little Bibles.

01:25:38.220 They're nice.

01:25:38.880 You know how Matt came over and he was like, I don't like those little rubber Jesuses.

01:25:41.820 Yeah.

01:25:42.220 I like the little rubber Jesuses, and I like the little tiny pocket Bibles.

01:25:44.640 He probably doesn't like those Bibles.

01:25:46.000 By the way, we're going to be doing the Bible study with Matt, hopefully Wednesdays.

01:25:51.140 Maybe we'll talk about the schedule for this Saturday, but Wednesdays, we're going to try.

01:25:55.700 It's going to be great.

01:25:56.480 All right.

01:25:56.680 Based.

01:25:58.240 Based.

01:25:59.060 So, they turned off the water to the unit because she clogged and flooded her cell.

01:26:03.800 Yep.

01:26:04.340 Insane.

01:26:04.820 She was naked, smeared all the condiments she had with her.

01:26:08.800 Remember, she had a bunch of ketchup packets and mustard packets.

01:26:11.460 She smeared them all over the walls, and she kept saying, none of it's real, and telling

01:26:17.300 the guards to go home to their families.

01:26:19.760 The guards were really weirded out.

01:26:21.660 They kept trying to convince her to put her clothes on so she could talk to the mental

01:26:25.100 health doctor.

01:26:26.600 She was going to get put in a turtle suit.

01:26:30.840 Turtles.

01:26:31.400 Is that the one like with the arms?

01:26:32.520 Oh, that's probably where they wrap you up.

01:26:35.240 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

01:26:35.900 Like Hannibal Lecter stuff.

01:26:37.200 Mm-hmm.

01:26:38.040 Um, where are we at here?

01:26:39.940 Why didn't they just beat her up?

01:26:41.380 Yeah, they should have just called Izzy.

01:26:42.840 They should have just beat her ass.

01:26:44.280 I mean, she's 100 pounds, right?

01:26:46.460 Assault her.

01:26:47.620 No?

01:26:48.120 All right.

01:26:48.780 So, they were going to put her in a, where is she at?

01:26:51.640 A turtle suit and go on psych watch, but she refused to cooperate.

01:26:56.980 Right.

01:26:57.640 They ended up having to call in the extraction team to go into her cell, get her dressed,

01:27:03.760 and get her out.

01:27:04.240 Now, the extraction team is like six officers that put on riot gear pads, helmet shields.

01:27:09.020 They march straight in, uh, uh, they march in a straight line, one behind the other.

01:27:13.760 They hold on, uh, they hold on to the one in front of them.

01:27:17.420 Yeah.

01:27:18.260 And the one in the very front holds this huge riot shield as they barge into the cell and

01:27:23.300 restrain the inmate.

01:27:24.800 This is not a regular thing they do.

01:27:27.780 It's like a last resort.

01:27:29.500 Wow.

01:27:29.900 So, this lady was pretty intense.

01:27:32.860 They even have, uh, have to have the lieutenant or a captain come in with a full video camera

01:27:37.240 and recording the whole thing because it's got to be on camera.

01:27:39.980 Yeah.

01:27:40.080 I'm sure like the legal complications with, uh, beating the shit out of a naked woman.

01:27:44.580 Yeah.

01:27:45.100 Can get pretty squirrely.

01:27:46.440 So, better record it all for your protection and mine.

01:27:49.640 The lieutenant says into the video camera, let it be known inmate, insert name here, was

01:27:54.520 given several chances to leave the cell on her own and refuse.

01:27:57.300 So, we are going to get her.

01:27:59.040 Then the team marches into her cell behind their huge riot shield.

01:28:01.980 Remember, this little girl weighs like a hundred pounds and six big ass guards in apocalypse

01:28:08.540 gear go in there and put her, uh, and put her dress.

01:28:12.820 We get this stupid dress thing to wear to bed when you first get to prison or if you don't

01:28:18.600 ever get to your own shit like it's this ugly blue potato sack.

01:28:22.500 Um, so they put her dress on her forcibly and cuffed her and took her away.

01:28:27.780 I like the idea of sending dudes in riot gear in to get you dressed.

01:28:30.940 Get her dressed.

01:28:31.520 It was like, okay, put your leg to her.

01:28:32.600 Can you put your coochie away?

01:28:34.060 Yeah.

01:28:35.020 God.

01:28:36.300 Uh, Heather says, I never saw her again.

01:28:40.160 The next night when the other shift came in and the officers who acted like I was a

01:28:44.160 problem saw that she was in the psych, in psych now, felt great satisfaction.

01:28:49.340 This whole chain of events really messed me up psychologically.

01:28:54.620 Actually, the entire prison experience did that.

01:28:57.380 I have so many stupid stories.

01:28:59.200 So many.

01:28:59.540 But I think, uh, about that whole thing now just because I used to make jokes about it

01:29:06.460 and think that it was funny that her exorcism backfired and bounced back at her.

01:29:11.280 But now that my beliefs are different, I'm really confused.

01:29:14.520 Nothing makes sense anymore.

01:29:16.460 Was I really getting an exorcism?

01:29:18.100 I know I have family demons and I have been targeted at times.

01:29:22.760 Please let me know if you have any follow-up prison questions.

01:29:26.580 I have a lot of weird stories and no one to tell them to.

01:29:29.960 Also, didn't mean to offend anyone by my crazy schizo references.

01:29:34.420 It's just easier to not be politically correct.

01:29:36.340 My life is together now.

01:29:38.280 For now, she's doing frying chicken at Pathmark.

01:29:41.180 Hell yeah.

01:29:41.820 I've been home for a few years, but in a lot of ways, I feel like I never left.

01:29:46.860 That's what happened when I went to Florida to go to rehab and ended up in prison for a long time.

01:29:51.860 Okay, bye.

01:29:53.240 I like Heather.

01:29:54.140 I like Heather.

01:29:54.820 This is a crazy, this was a fascinating story.

01:29:58.720 Man, I'm fascinated by the idea that you would get migraines and throw up in the church.

01:30:05.460 Were you getting a baptism?

01:30:07.340 I almost feel like you weren't getting a baptism as much as you were...

01:30:12.360 An exorcism.

01:30:12.860 I mean, an exorcism as much as you were getting something trying to put you off

01:30:19.840 from Christ.

01:30:23.320 You know what I mean?

01:30:23.940 It's like, if you think you have...

01:30:27.000 Where did she say she has family stuff?

01:30:30.080 Hold on.

01:30:30.980 Schizo references.

01:30:32.660 Yeah, she's a family demons.

01:30:34.400 Family demons.

01:30:35.260 And it seems that you're affected from childhood.

01:30:38.360 And then, of course, having the drug addiction issue where you go to rehab,

01:30:42.600 it seems like you probably were targeted from an early age.

01:30:46.980 And then to have this experience where somebody claiming to be a representative of Christ

01:30:53.580 is doing nothing but really twisting this situation,

01:30:59.720 you could have easily taken that experience and said,

01:31:04.060 none of that is for me ever again.

01:31:06.980 And maybe that was the point of it.

01:31:09.140 You know what I mean?

01:31:09.780 Not that you were getting a real exorcism.

01:31:13.000 I mean, it sounds like that lady needed an exorcism.

01:31:15.140 I don't think that God wants you to spread your mustard and ketchup packets on the wall

01:31:20.940 and have a toilet baptism.

01:31:22.480 Or, you know, maybe when you don't have much to work with

01:31:26.740 and all you have is a toilet and a couple of packets of stuff.

01:31:29.260 But none of that seemed like...

01:31:34.140 How do I put this?

01:31:37.320 Of God.

01:31:38.080 Yeah, and none of that seemed humble in spirit.

01:31:41.220 None of that seemed gentle.

01:31:42.980 That was not an easy yoke to bear.

01:31:45.500 Well, she said she never went back to prison.

01:31:47.300 Well, that's a good one.

01:31:48.620 Probably because of that.

01:31:49.860 Yeah.

01:31:50.280 Yeah.

01:31:50.740 But it just doesn't feel like...

01:31:54.080 To me, it feels more like something that was meant to keep you from looking at that.

01:32:00.140 Keeping you from looking at Jesus Christ as a viable option.

01:32:06.920 Because that's...

01:32:08.040 I mean, that lady sounded like she sucked ass.

01:32:12.600 Dude.

01:32:13.640 Yeah.

01:32:14.140 That's right.

01:32:14.600 Give Heather some time.

01:32:15.860 Go and mouth off to her about the quality of the chicken.

01:32:19.160 Watch what happens to you.

01:32:20.780 Watch what happens to you.

01:32:21.640 She's throwing ketchup packets at you.

01:32:22.740 Shit, man.

01:32:23.480 Yeah, man.

01:32:24.420 That sounded like you did get wrapped into a situation with some sort of weird demonic presence, man.

01:32:32.960 That lady was going through some stuff.

01:32:36.840 Let me see real quick what we got.

01:32:38.860 So, Paul Goodman says,

01:32:39.920 Anyone with crazy stories can always tell them to a Christian addiction recovery group.

01:32:44.620 Get them off your chest.

01:32:45.700 I mean, I would certainly...

01:32:46.980 If you have anything else that you'd like to share with us, Heather,

01:32:49.220 you've already elevated yourself to one of my favorite people.

01:32:54.140 Yeah.

01:32:54.800 Actually, this actually gives me a good idea of what Paul says.

01:32:58.680 They have those recovery meetings at the coffee shop in the morning.

01:33:03.460 Oh, they do.

01:33:04.020 Yeah.

01:33:04.300 Well, Heather's not in Florida anymore.

01:33:05.960 She's in New Jersey.

01:33:06.700 Why would you go to New Jersey, by the way, Heather?

01:33:08.420 Oh, my God.

01:33:08.940 Oh, well, I know there's recovery places in Florida.

01:33:12.800 Rehab places in Florida.

01:33:14.480 I was like friends with people in New Jersey who were getting shipped out to Florida to go to rehab.

01:33:18.520 So, that's probably what was going on there.

01:33:20.540 Huh.

01:33:21.420 Okay.

01:33:22.220 All right.

01:33:22.780 Listen, I mean, we're at an hour and a half.

01:33:25.000 But, Nancy, is there another video, another story that is shorter?

01:33:28.960 Yeah, thank you, Heather.

01:33:29.640 That was a great story.

01:33:32.160 Yeah.

01:33:32.360 Thank you, Heather.

01:33:33.560 Yes.

01:33:34.000 There is a one-page story.

01:33:36.660 It's called Nephilim Porn Addict.

01:33:39.060 I knew she was going to recommend that one.

01:33:40.660 Hell, yeah.

01:33:41.360 Nephilim Porn Addict.

01:33:42.240 We're about to make Heather not feel so bad.

01:33:44.220 I was born in New Jersey, went to Florida because they spin it as recovered promised land.

01:33:48.520 Yes, Heather, that's true.

01:33:49.780 That's exactly what they do.

01:33:51.480 Really?

01:33:52.160 Yeah.

01:33:52.840 Yeah, it's like the place where you're supposed to go to get clean.

01:33:56.020 Like, don't worry, all else has failed.

01:33:57.860 We're going to send you to Florida.

01:33:59.440 There's a place in Florida where you're really going to get your shit together.

01:34:02.100 And I've known people that were like real deep, you know, heroin, all kinds of opioids.

01:34:08.420 Does it work?

01:34:08.960 I don't think that there's a place that you're going to go that's going to be this, like, beautiful – I mean, maybe.

01:34:14.960 Maybe there's something about it.

01:34:16.080 I don't know what they're doing out there.

01:34:17.460 You know what I think it is?

01:34:18.320 It's like you leave the dreariness and the shittiness of New Jersey, and you go to a beautiful place where the weather is tremendous, and you're going to the beach, and you're doing all these different activities and such.

01:34:27.380 And, like, it's like the – it's like the Rat City experiments where they're giving the rats cocaine, and they keep opting for the cocaine, and they're like, yeah, see, rats will just choose cocaine because it's addictive.

01:34:40.920 And it's like not if you put stimuli around them.

01:34:43.140 So if you make a beautiful environment where there's tons to play with and other rats to engage with and food and interesting things, they don't choose the cocaine.

01:34:50.720 I think Florida is like what that guy Topher was saying.

01:34:54.160 It's a liminal space.

01:34:55.200 So it's a space where what I've noticed is you come here, and it'll make or break you.

01:35:01.820 Like, I was already on a weird entrepreneurial route.

01:35:04.960 I got here, and that just, like, extrapolated.

01:35:10.040 Yeah.

01:35:10.380 But I think if you come here and you're doing some weird stuff, like, it'll feed on that, too, and then you'll be bulls deep in some –

01:35:18.360 Yeah, I mean, you could.

01:35:18.960 Yeah, it could break you.

01:35:20.180 But like I said, I think it's like you get out of that dreariness of New Jersey, and all of a sudden there's, like, this beautiful tropical place with –

01:35:27.060 the beach is wonderful, and there's so much – you know, I think it's kind of that, too.

01:35:30.160 All right, let's go to Nephilim porn addict.

01:35:35.460 Okay.

01:35:39.280 There's a word in red here that –

01:35:40.720 I know, and Nancy has given us a – oh, I would love for Nancy to read the definition.

01:35:45.380 Yeah, I think she should.

01:35:46.160 She should.

01:35:46.600 She should.

01:35:47.040 And it doesn't matter what you want to do, Nancy.

01:35:48.580 You're going to read that.

01:35:49.260 So, greetings.

01:35:51.820 Greetings, whoever you are, you mysterious man, you.

01:35:54.600 It's 3 a.m. as of writing this, and I'm going to tell you some messed up stuff.

01:36:00.800 I am fighting a bad porn addiction, and I mean bad Nephilim porn type stuff.

01:36:07.200 You on Twitter?

01:36:08.140 You on Twitter, man?

01:36:09.040 I think so.

01:36:09.560 Yeah, reach out to us.

01:36:10.140 Stay off Twitter.

01:36:10.940 I thought you were going to say, reach out to us on Twitter.

01:36:12.560 No, don't do that.

01:36:12.940 No, stay off Twitter.

01:36:13.720 I won't respond.

01:36:15.480 Elon's been posting porn out there, yo.

01:36:17.440 100% he wants you to – guys, remember when I said Elon wants you to jerk off to his

01:36:20.940 AI representation or his anime representation of Grok?

01:36:24.420 He is now posting it dressed in, like, thongs and shit.

01:36:28.020 Yeah, every day he's posting, like, look at the outfit that she's got now.

01:36:31.200 Look at it.

01:36:31.640 Look at him.

01:36:32.060 Like, you're trying to breathe life into it.

01:36:33.980 It is bad, man.

01:36:35.060 It's really bad because of people like this.

01:36:37.660 Yeah.

01:36:38.220 People that are struggling.

01:36:39.200 Like, even Sam Tripoli.

01:36:40.820 Sam's trying not to jerk off to Grok.

01:36:42.820 He said he's three months without watching it, but then –

01:36:45.740 Banger.

01:36:45.960 Like, you're scrolling Twitter, which is now the source for everything.

01:36:50.020 It's the –

01:36:50.560 The everything app.

01:36:51.240 The everything app.

01:36:52.340 And every so often, you've got the guy that's manipulating the algorithm showing you anime –

01:36:57.560 Butthole.

01:36:58.560 Yeah.

01:36:59.180 Mm-hmm.

01:36:59.600 It's like – I'm like, I see what you're doing.

01:37:01.520 Anime grundle.

01:37:05.700 Pressure.

01:37:06.280 The pressure of Nancy's butt.

01:37:07.600 I know.

01:37:07.940 I'm so scared now.

01:37:08.820 Look, I haven't told anyone this, but my wife wants.

01:37:14.480 Feel free to make fun of me.

01:37:16.380 We will.

01:37:17.580 But I'm writing this on the off chance of advice resolving this, or at least letting someone else with this problem know they are not alone.

01:37:27.300 Man, I appreciate the fuck out of that.

01:37:30.380 I really do.

01:37:31.340 I think you're in the wrong place.

01:37:32.720 No, I don't think so.

01:37:33.760 I don't think so.

01:37:34.360 I think a lot of these things, it's like if you can get it off your chest.

01:37:37.480 Like, anytime I've been, like, getting too carried around with alcohol or something like that, like, saying it out loud in any capacity helps a lot.

01:37:44.500 Mm-hmm.

01:37:45.840 If you don't say it out loud, it makes it that much easier to hide from yourself, which is hugely problematic.

01:37:51.580 It's a principle that – what's his name? – laughed at me about when I'm going to say his name on the show.

01:37:57.920 Okay.

01:37:58.380 Oh, okay.

01:37:59.440 But he's like, oh, you're just saying it so that you're adding external pressure to other people.

01:38:03.240 It's like, yeah, that, but –

01:38:04.640 That helps, too.

01:38:05.740 But it's also you're saying something.

01:38:07.300 It's conviction.

01:38:08.320 Yeah.

01:38:09.000 Conviction.

01:38:09.360 And, look, the external pressure thing is true.

01:38:11.800 If I say, I'm tired of this place, I'm tired of this job, I want to leave this job, I want to go to Florida, I want to be, you know, a content creator, if I say it out loud and I tell it to people, there's a higher likelihood of me holding myself to it.

01:38:26.940 Sounds kind of gay when you say it out loud.

01:38:29.460 That's what they said.

01:38:31.240 Well, I am a vorophyllac.

01:38:36.040 Nancy?

01:38:36.360 Nancy, please, what is a vorophyllac?

01:38:41.800 A guy who wants to get eaten alive?

01:38:49.240 Can you read the definition?

01:38:50.120 Can you read the definition?

01:38:51.080 Can you use it in a sentence?

01:38:52.040 No, please, read the definition, Nancy.

01:38:54.960 It's a paraphilia characterized by the erotic desire to be consumed by or to personally consume another person or creature.

01:39:05.480 That's interesting.

01:39:08.700 It's an erotic.

01:39:09.440 I didn't know you can derive sexual gratification from that.

01:39:12.720 That's the short definition.

01:39:14.640 Yeah, an erotic desire.

01:39:16.560 What the hell?

01:39:17.840 I've never heard of such a thing.

01:39:19.400 Actually, I haven't heard of it either.

01:39:20.700 So, he is a vorophyllac, someone who enjoys content with the theme of a female predator eating other beings whole.

01:39:32.280 That's like Lilith stuff, huh?

01:39:33.400 Well, that's interesting because I remember I told you I'm playing that Resident Evil game.

01:39:37.020 Right.

01:39:37.500 And there's that giant bitch.

01:39:39.360 And she's got hefty cans.

01:39:41.140 And she's like, yeah, she's like eating.

01:39:43.040 She's drinking blood.

01:39:44.200 She's like, you know, mauling you.

01:39:48.760 And, yeah, it's like, yeah.

01:39:51.420 And there's a lot of people on the internet that are like, yeah, big Nephilim milkers.

01:39:58.080 I love that chick.

01:40:00.300 Like, people love her in that game, Resident Evil 8.

01:40:05.140 There's a large variety of this content from furry and gay stuff, same size beings eating each other, or giants eating smaller beings.

01:40:15.240 In recent years, AI can make all the demonic content you want.

01:40:20.600 Now, doesn't that sound like Nephilim crap?

01:40:22.460 100%, dog.

01:40:23.520 Yeah.

01:40:23.840 100%.

01:40:24.680 I never asked to like this content.

01:40:29.720 It is quite literally the biggest source of shame in my life, which I think is part of it.

01:40:38.780 The more shame, the more unredeemable you feel.

01:40:42.320 Yes, dude.

01:40:42.860 You know what it is.

01:40:44.380 You're nailing it.

01:40:45.420 You're 100% nailing it.

01:40:46.720 It's about making you feel like an unredeemable piece of shit, which is untrue.

01:40:50.340 It's funny.

01:40:51.640 It's the spiral, right?

01:40:53.540 Like, you spiral.

01:40:54.320 And then from that episode, which I guess the guy's listening now, but it'll be released soon, with Kingdom in Context, where he's talking to us about the spiral, the maze.

01:41:04.100 Yeah, by the way, in Resident Evil 8, there's a lot of spirals, and even specifically labyrinths.

01:41:10.460 A lot of them.

01:41:11.540 Yeah, that's the point of this.

01:41:12.600 It's like, you have traversed this maze, this labyrinth, to the point where you are now within the city walls, and you feel like it's unredeemable.

01:41:21.780 But you don't realize the actual way out.

01:41:23.580 It's just like, repent, ask for forgiveness, admit to God what you've done, ask him to forgive you, and it's a very strange...

01:41:30.720 Say it out loud.

01:41:30.740 Yeah, you gotta say it out loud.

01:41:31.760 Say it out loud and knock down the walls.

01:41:33.700 That's it, yeah.

01:41:34.320 They yelled it outside of the cities of Jericho.

01:41:38.460 They yelled.

01:41:39.140 Right.

01:41:40.120 It's very interesting.

01:41:41.000 I'm jerking off to people eating other people.

01:41:42.980 I was like, oh, hey, cool.

01:41:47.580 But no, dude, you're nailing it, though, on that aspect of it's all about the shame and the more unredeemable you feel.

01:41:54.860 I realize that I enjoy this stuff as soon as I reach puberty.

01:41:58.400 Oh, man, that's early.

01:42:00.620 That's really early.

01:42:01.260 I watched Men in Black 2.

01:42:03.880 In the beginning, there was a scene with an alien woman who eats a man whole and has an enlarged stomach.

01:42:10.880 She's kind of similar to this character.

01:42:12.600 Hey, Nancy, can you bring up the alien lady from Men in Black 2?

01:42:19.160 I want to see her.

01:42:20.040 I want to have a gander at her because...

01:42:21.620 Let me take a look at her.

01:42:22.360 Let me take a look.

01:42:22.900 Let me look at this bitch.

01:42:23.700 So she has an enlarged stomach.

01:42:28.440 And would you believe...

01:42:29.260 Valkyrie says, don't do it.

01:42:30.740 Don't do it.

01:42:32.280 And would you believe that I felt a new feeling I never had?

01:42:36.460 Arousal.

01:42:36.940 That's a bummer.

01:42:38.100 That that's your, you know, your arousal moment is a lady from...

01:42:44.160 It kind of also speaks to, like, why.

01:42:47.700 It's like, well, that...

01:42:48.960 I don't know.

01:42:49.240 Is that a generational iniquity kind of thing?

01:42:52.180 A generational trauma?

01:42:53.080 Because, you know, when I saw that scene, I kind of remember it.

01:42:55.960 I don't remember popping a bee.

01:42:59.360 You know what I mean?

01:42:59.720 Popping a bee, right.

01:43:00.580 Yeah.

01:43:00.840 It's just...

01:43:01.400 But some people do.

01:43:02.640 And it's like...

01:43:02.980 Pee and a bee.

01:43:03.540 These things are set out there as, like, little landmines and traps.

01:43:06.480 Yeah, they do that.

01:43:07.080 Yeah, little things that seem, like, kind of innocuous if it's not your thing.

01:43:12.220 Specific bait.

01:43:13.160 Yeah.

01:43:14.440 Well, um...

01:43:15.340 Oh, that's interesting.

01:43:16.080 Paranoid American talked about it.

01:43:17.540 He seems like a kind of dude that would be into this.

01:43:19.280 He does seem like a dude that pops...

01:43:20.880 That pees a bee when he sees that.

01:43:22.860 Pops a bee.

01:43:23.660 Well, I mean, look, if you think about the history of just the Nephilim in general

01:43:27.800 and that whole cannibalism aspect, which obviously he's keen to when he's talking about it earlier on already in the story,

01:43:34.140 that is a...

01:43:36.980 You want to talk about, like, the ability to pass on genetic memory.

01:43:41.260 Imagine one of your ancestors watching one of their loved ones be eaten alive by a thing that looks like a human.

01:43:47.220 And instead of the reaction being fear and disgust, it's...

01:43:52.640 Well, maybe it was fear and disgust, but when it gets passed down generation to generation, it gets watered down.

01:43:58.240 Then when your descendants see it, when your descendants see it, pull up the lady, Nancy.

01:44:04.580 I don't know if you heard me.

01:44:05.280 Apparently, I can't share screen on my tablet.

01:44:09.260 Unbelievable.

01:44:10.080 Guys, you're going to have to go ahead and buy the new Nancy t-shirt.

01:44:12.580 Guys, buy the Nancy t-shirt so we can get her a computer because we can't get her...

01:44:16.080 Available everywhere you can buy t-shirts.

01:44:18.440 But yeah, I mean, your great-great-great-grandfather might have been disturbed by watching his loved one get eaten by...

01:44:23.240 By the time that generational memory hits you and then is triggered by, you know, a sexy men in black scene, it's a powerful thing, but it manifests totally differently because of the context that you're seeing it in.

01:44:34.780 So you have a connection to it, but the context is sexual, and so it manifests sexually, and now you're doing this.

01:44:41.560 Oh, that's crazy.

01:44:42.480 Yeah, that is...

01:44:43.080 That's a crazy thought.

01:44:45.040 Huh.

01:44:45.640 The wires are crossed, man.

01:44:46.920 The wires are all crossed.

01:44:47.980 I continue to seek and consume this content, mostly shamelessly for years, in the mind of no harm, no foul.

01:44:57.040 But then I found the truth, and then came the shame of disappointing God.

01:45:02.300 To this day, I will abstain, but put a little drink into me, or put me alone for a time, and the temptation comes.

01:45:10.060 Yeah, that's how it goes.

01:45:11.120 I just want to say on that thing that I just said, that really frames it in a way where it's like, you should feel, like, shameful, but, like, you shouldn't feel irredeemable.

01:45:23.320 Like, there could be a real genetic memory at play, given what our ancestors were subjected to.

01:45:29.680 You know, you think about, like, the Inca and the giants that are building the temples.

01:45:33.800 Yeah.

01:45:34.120 And they're cannibalistic giants.

01:45:35.760 I mean, those people are watching their loved ones get devoured by gigantic men.

01:45:42.360 You know, like, fucking horrifying.

01:45:45.640 And so, yeah, when it comes down to you in 2020-25, all your wires, like you said, are all crossed and mixed up.

01:45:51.140 Like, you're not irredeemable.

01:45:52.180 You're just all fucked up in the game, baby.

01:45:53.480 I'll say something crazy.

01:45:54.660 That might be less shameful than having the inclination to want to watch, like, incest stuff.

01:46:02.580 Could be.

01:46:03.280 I don't know why.

01:46:04.740 Well, the incest stuff would come from, you know, being around people that are trying to keep that bloodline.

01:46:10.780 Yeah.

01:46:11.140 I think it could all be traced back.

01:46:12.740 All the traumas, especially the lustful sin traumas.

01:46:17.240 Is incest stuff Nephilim shit?

01:46:19.520 100%, yeah.

01:46:20.400 I mean, that's what they're doing to maintain their bloodline.

01:46:24.100 Bang your cousin.

01:46:25.540 Oh, my God.

01:46:26.700 I don't want to bang my cousin.

01:46:27.840 Bang your cousin.

01:46:29.260 But the baby's going to be retarded.

01:46:31.080 It doesn't matter.

01:46:31.660 It's going to be Nephilim, baby.

01:46:33.340 That gives a new meaning to uncovering your father's nakedness.

01:46:37.240 That, like, was it Ham?

01:46:39.020 Who did that to Noah?

01:46:39.700 To Noah, yeah.

01:46:40.820 Yeah.

01:46:41.140 I mean, and then in Deuteronomy, when you uncover your father's nakedness, that means that you've slept with his...

01:46:46.620 Might not be your mother, but you've slept with his wife.

01:46:49.380 Because at the time, they could have had a couple, you know, many wives, but it also could mean your mother.

01:46:54.400 That is an odd thought.

01:46:57.880 Yeah.

01:46:58.740 And that's how they get...

01:46:59.980 That's how you get not hearing that sound.

01:47:01.900 Uh-huh.

01:47:02.900 Uh-huh.

01:47:04.120 Uh-huh.

01:47:04.800 Okay.

01:47:05.540 So, uh, um, to this day, I'll abstain.

01:47:08.860 You put a little drink in me.

01:47:10.040 Shit pops off.

01:47:11.200 There are a lot of strange things that people like.

01:47:14.980 Poopoo peepee stuff.

01:47:17.220 Masochism.

01:47:18.500 Chicks with dicks.

01:47:19.280 But in my case, this has to be the most weird Nephilim-like stuff to exist.

01:47:25.400 Literally, Times of Noah.

01:47:26.920 I didn't even know this category existed.

01:47:29.720 Yeah, you're in a small percentage of people.

01:47:31.260 Thank God we're not doing Tower Gang anymore because we would have...

01:47:35.760 Oh, yeah, yeah.

01:47:35.900 This would have been a subject for, like, weeks.

01:47:38.660 Like I'm saying, though, this has to be one of the most deeply rooted trauma-based experiences that a human can be subjected to.

01:47:47.520 It's watching another big human eat your loved ones.

01:47:51.120 So...

01:47:51.400 This is even before the idea of having to interbreed to keep a bloodline.

01:47:55.280 This is when they were just out free.

01:47:56.740 Yeah.

01:47:57.260 Chilling.

01:47:57.720 This is an old...

01:47:58.620 This is an old one.

01:47:59.900 I mean, that's the big fear, right?

01:48:01.240 Is something eating you.

01:48:03.680 Like some creature eating you.

01:48:05.200 That's the big monster fear.

01:48:07.140 And this dude's pulling Pecker to it.

01:48:08.980 Hmm.

01:48:11.340 It's almost like an extension of humiliation porn.

01:48:18.180 Well, in the way that it evokes shame.

01:48:20.400 Like real, real shame.

01:48:21.640 Well, cuckoldry is...

01:48:22.600 That should evoke shame in the person that is being cuckold, but it is a category of this.

01:48:28.760 Well, just for this dude's...

01:48:30.460 Like being eaten is kind of shameful.

01:48:32.520 Yeah.

01:48:33.240 That sucks.

01:48:34.680 It should be a fear.

01:48:35.880 That should be a fear, right?

01:48:36.720 Yeah, cuckoldry should be a fear.

01:48:38.320 Correct.

01:48:38.580 Like, and so should this, but it's confused.

01:48:41.740 Well, that's where women get all messed up with, like, the R fetishes.

01:48:45.000 You know, the big R fetish.

01:48:47.860 Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

01:48:48.680 The big R fetish.

01:48:49.440 Yeah, same thing.

01:48:50.340 Same thing.

01:48:50.520 It's like, that should be horrifying, but yet they're putting it in your...

01:48:55.020 Nancy looks like she reads a lot of these books.

01:48:57.100 But it's always done by a minotaur, man.

01:48:59.040 Nancy, have you read these books?

01:49:00.440 Don't read these books, Nancy.

01:49:01.120 Have you read...

01:49:01.960 Nancy's read Fifty Shades of Grey.

01:49:03.620 Ah, dude.

01:49:04.260 No, I have not.

01:49:05.820 Liar.

01:49:06.240 All right.

01:49:07.260 I believe her.

01:49:09.020 I don't think so.

01:49:11.760 So, literally, times of Noah stuff.

01:49:13.600 I have began to pray at times for deliverance of this, but then weird stuff happens.

01:49:17.660 I might get a migraine or my stomach feels queasy.

01:49:19.920 Lights have flickered and other strange happenings.

01:49:22.360 I have also had dreams of these things when I've abstained and have relapsed when I awake.

01:49:29.500 It's strangely the most guilty pleasure.

01:49:31.600 You know it's wrong, but I am so compelled.

01:49:36.040 I appreciate you guys reading this one.

01:49:37.400 I appreciate any thoughts or solution to my messed up stuff.

01:49:40.100 I got a solution.

01:49:41.600 I have an idea for a solution for you at the very least.

01:49:43.980 I don't know your name, but thanks for writing in.

01:49:47.000 We'll just call him Voraphilia.

01:49:49.140 Voraphilia.

01:49:50.380 Voraphile.

01:49:50.880 Call you V.

01:49:51.700 What up, V?

01:49:52.120 What up, V?

01:49:53.020 I think...

01:49:53.980 So, I'll look for your email in the emails, and I'm going to forward this to, like, Laura Baker, at the very least.

01:50:00.700 I think this would be a case that she would want to look at and help you, because there's something...

01:50:07.660 When he said here at the...

01:50:10.240 That he's tried deliverance on it, but he's gotten migraines and nauseous and shit, and then he's had dreams about it.

01:50:16.100 Like, yeah, yeah.

01:50:16.680 Lights.

01:50:17.140 I mean, even poltergeist.

01:50:18.120 So, that means it's so deep-rooted that it can become physical.

01:50:22.840 Yeah.

01:50:23.960 Yeah.

01:50:24.240 So, what I would say is take some solace.

01:50:27.240 I mean, you're not abstained of your part in all of this, but you're being...

01:50:31.920 Yeah, dude, I mean, it's not me.

01:50:32.980 I'm not into that.

01:50:33.760 But...

01:50:34.200 But I'm saying, like...

01:50:35.300 You're not alone.

01:50:36.120 Well, it's not even that you're not alone.

01:50:37.800 You're not alone, as in something is with you.

01:50:39.960 Something is getting you to do this.

01:50:41.700 Now, you're the one who's ultimately giving in or not.

01:50:45.260 Heather says, this is the type of shit you find in prison library, urban porn stories.

01:50:49.600 Is that real?

01:50:50.420 Is that real?

01:50:52.260 But, yeah, this isn't, like...

01:50:54.040 This isn't you.

01:50:55.500 So, it's interesting because, sure, I can understand the feeling of shame, but you should also have a feeling of...

01:51:02.360 Maybe you shouldn't have it, but I would also understand the feeling of anger.

01:51:06.060 Like, something is nudging you.

01:51:08.720 And something doesn't want you to be free of this.

01:51:12.080 And something is tapping into something that's probably, yeah, generational.

01:51:17.120 You know, who the hell knows?

01:51:18.240 I wonder if you've got anything going on in your bloodline that you'd be aware of.

01:51:23.820 Does it even matter?

01:51:25.100 I mean, I think, again...

01:51:26.220 Well, for it to resonate with him so young when he's not been subjected to anything like that, and then for it to follow him...

01:51:34.360 To me, I'm like, there's something going on, like, in the bloodline, dog.

01:51:37.500 Like, your bloodline has been exposed to something.

01:51:41.120 And, yeah, it's like...

01:51:42.880 Who knows?

01:51:43.860 Maybe somebody in your bloodline did that thing.

01:51:46.820 And then now it's manifesting to you as this sexual perversion.

01:51:51.940 It's just, like...

01:51:52.680 It's so strange that that was, like...

01:51:54.880 You know, when I was a kid, like, I saw boobs.

01:51:56.920 And I was like, whoa, boobs crush.

01:51:59.340 I didn't see people eating each other and being like, yo, that crushes.

01:52:04.780 You know what I mean?

01:52:05.660 So, like, to me, there's something else at play here.

01:52:08.660 And then, of course, it coming into your dreams.

01:52:11.720 But we're all...

01:52:12.160 Yeah, we all are, like, kind of...

01:52:13.640 It just depends on what it is.

01:52:15.240 We're trapped by this, though.

01:52:16.480 Like, by the ideas of these things.

01:52:19.440 Like, you know...

01:52:19.800 Goonery?

01:52:20.380 Yeah, it's true.

01:52:21.320 Ideas of goonery.

01:52:22.160 And it comes to you...

01:52:22.920 Ed Mabry said that he saw, you know, the magazine just randomly on...

01:52:26.940 Yeah.

01:52:27.200 Like, a floor strewn about and his friend saw it.

01:52:30.300 My uncle had them in the bathroom.

01:52:33.640 Yeah, that was normal.

01:52:35.320 That was normal.

01:52:35.960 I would show up to people's houses and, like, their parents would have it in the bathrooms.

01:52:39.780 I'm like, what the...

01:52:40.320 Yeah, but then you go there, you look to it.

01:52:41.860 It's, like, it's always an introduction to it.

01:52:43.940 So, yeah, man, just...

01:52:45.460 I don't know.

01:52:46.100 Don't feel...

01:52:46.840 Don't feel like you're alone in it.

01:52:48.540 It's just that that's your thing.

01:52:50.420 It's kind of...

01:52:51.340 This is your thing.

01:52:52.560 No, dude, we gotta...

01:52:54.020 I think we should...

01:52:55.300 We'll...

01:52:55.780 Pass it along to...

01:52:57.220 Yeah, I'm gonna give you Dr. Laura Baker's email.

01:53:00.400 She's also in the Patreon as well, but...

01:53:02.120 If you're interested in a real crack at deliverance, Dr. Laura Baker helped me out when I was going

01:53:08.000 through only, like, a couple of weeks ago.

01:53:09.720 I was, like, plagued by these repetitive, stressful dreams that eventually started to turn into

01:53:14.200 something, some sort of presence.

01:53:16.660 And it was also trying to get me, like...

01:53:18.840 It was showing me cheeks in my dreams.

01:53:20.340 It was, like, look at this chick's cheeks.

01:53:21.680 Look at these chick's cheeks.

01:53:22.880 And I was, like, oh, snap, cheeks.

01:53:25.640 Now that doesn't happen no more.

01:53:27.580 You know?

01:53:28.000 So...

01:53:28.200 And I don't think it's a one...

01:53:29.660 I'm not gay no more.

01:53:30.800 I'm not gay no more.

01:53:32.560 I have been delivered.

01:53:34.220 When is the news show starting up?

01:53:38.400 We were supposed to record something today, and then Tap went, no.

01:53:42.560 I was, uh...

01:53:43.340 I don't wanna do it.

01:53:45.940 I was making some cool thumbnails for our new stuff.

01:53:49.840 But, yeah, we're gonna get out of here in a second.

01:53:52.260 Here's a thumbnail from the latest episode.

01:53:54.300 Uh, if you guys didn't catch our last episode with David...

01:53:58.180 Dude, I can't, like...

01:53:59.140 I was looking...

01:54:00.520 Who's that Nephilim?

01:54:01.080 And David just geeking out over, uh, the Pokemon cards that I found.

01:54:06.580 I mean, literally that Blastoise, dude.

01:54:08.660 Blastoise is my favorite Pokemon, and that card is my favorite card.

01:54:12.040 That OG...

01:54:13.020 Like, that was, like...

01:54:14.340 That was big, man.

01:54:15.280 Unironically, this is a fun thumbnail.

01:54:17.020 I like this one.

01:54:17.720 This is a...

01:54:18.300 That's very fun.

01:54:18.880 Who's that Nephilim?

01:54:20.140 So that's what I was doing.

01:54:21.020 That's why we didn't record the trailer.

01:54:22.280 Are we gonna record it this, uh, weekend?

01:54:24.720 Yeah, maybe...

01:54:25.320 Commit to it.

01:54:25.520 Commit to it, dude.

01:54:27.060 Are you gonna commit...

01:54:27.840 What time on Saturday are you gonna commit to?

01:54:29.520 I'm not going to the coffee shop.

01:54:31.400 No, to here.

01:54:32.420 Yeah, I know.

01:54:33.080 I'm just saying.

01:54:33.720 Um, what time is good for you?

01:54:35.680 Whatever time.

01:54:37.020 Is that true?

01:54:37.440 We should do this off-air.

01:54:40.980 Somebody called him Blastoise.

01:54:42.300 Nancy, say goodbye to the people.

01:54:45.860 Nancy!

01:54:50.320 Goodbye.

01:54:50.760 Goodbye.

01:54:52.260 The greatest hypnotist on planet Earth

01:54:54.200 is a oblong box in the corner of the room

01:54:57.580 that is constantly telling us

01:54:59.600 what to believe is real.

01:55:01.780 You can persuade us

01:55:03.020 that what they see with their eyes

01:55:06.020 is what there is to see.

01:55:07.560 You know.

01:55:08.860 Because they'll laugh in the face

01:55:10.900 of an explanation.

01:55:12.300 But trust in the bigger picture

01:55:14.220 of what they see with their eyes.

01:55:15.780 And they have.

01:55:16.460 what the однимgue of the world

01:55:21.300 is to see with their eyes

01:55:22.320 and, as such,

01:55:23.080 and have this thing,

01:55:23.620 the半 near the reef

01:55:25.660 is warranted in us.

01:55:27.040 And those can be in Jesus alone

01:55:29.380 where they see...

01:55:30.260 They always get away from us.

01:55:30.480 Now let's remember

01:55:31.360 we continue to come back

01:55:31.860 after his lightly

01:55:32.680 and see what is death길...

01:55:34.520 And now he still says,

01:55:35.540 they come back

01:55:35.780 and ago that's a relationship

01:55:36.480 they pull him down

01:55:38.160 and the務's going to make

01:55:38.660 up.

01:55:39.500 They pull him down

01:55:40.180 and then run

01:55:41.960 and guys

01:55:43.480 and you reute

Nephilim Death Squad - September 19, 2025

034： Jail - NDS Chronicles

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