Nephilim Death Squad - A Shadow Man Spied on Me ｜ NDS Chronicles

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00:00:50.680 Welcome back ladies and gentlemen to another episode of NDS Chronicles

00:00:57.360 The show where we read your paranormal testimony

00:01:00.140 I am David Lee Corvo

00:01:01.960 A.K.A. The Raven

00:01:03.080 That is Top Lobster

00:01:04.260 The father of Mr. Being Mr.

00:01:06.440 He's Mr. Nasty 0.89

00:01:07.300 And that's Matt Hefner 0.76

00:01:08.820 Not nasty

00:01:10.480 The merchant of brown water

00:01:11.860 You need to learn how to be a little nastier

00:01:14.640 Well we got a close lesson

00:01:17.640 We got enough nasty for the both of us

00:01:20.360 You see what I mean?

00:01:21.620 I wish you guys would have seen that

00:01:23.100 But I feel like I got to defend

00:01:24.720 I got to defend people

00:01:25.860 I got to defend my honor

00:01:27.600 I got to defend the show

00:01:29.040 You got to defend cuss words

00:01:30.760 I got to defend nastiness

00:01:32.240 They're not cuss words

00:01:32.920 They're not curses

00:01:33.460 We're not speaking curses

00:01:34.340 They're cuss words 0.54

00:01:35.100 Not curses

00:01:35.680 We bless Israel

00:01:36.480 God bless Israel

00:01:37.980 Guys if you want to submit your paranormal testimonies

00:01:40.540 That we may mock you on the show

00:01:42.900 ChroniclesNDS at gmail.com

00:01:46.580 Chronicles

00:01:47.020 What the hell is the email?

00:01:48.800 I don't know

00:01:49.280 Hold on

00:01:49.780 Matt hates the plugs

00:01:51.480 He loves the plugs

00:01:52.620 There it is

00:01:53.080 Chronicles

00:01:53.960 I'm just trying to find what you said

00:01:55.440 I saw it a second ago

00:01:57.720 And then it vanished

00:01:58.380 Chronicles at NephilimDeathSquad.com

00:02:01.460 There you go

00:02:01.880 There's the email

00:02:02.480 If you want to submit it

00:02:03.380 We're going to make fun of you

00:02:04.180 It's going to feel bad

00:02:04.920 But it'll feel great for us

00:02:05.880 Also a great way to support the show

00:02:07.200 Patreon.com forward slash NephilimDeathSquad

00:02:09.440 Join the Patreon

00:02:09.960 The Patreon is popping off

00:02:11.120 Patreon is popping off

00:02:12.440 Yeah we've been doing like everything right

00:02:14.500 On a handstand

00:02:15.460 See this is what my dad was saying

00:02:17.140 That's not a curse word

00:02:18.820 Yes it is

00:02:19.660 Or a curse word

00:02:20.700 You can't say those things

00:02:22.200 I just did

00:02:23.460 I know

00:02:24.100 But this is also a Christian show

00:02:25.500 So we need to be careful

00:02:26.640 You can go and get some discount codes

00:02:28.320 Off of merchandise

00:02:28.880 From TopLobses.com

00:02:29.940 On that website

00:02:30.700 Patreon.com forward slash NephilimDeathSquad

00:02:32.520 You'll also gain early access to episodes

00:02:34.720 And in unedited versions of them

00:02:38.560 Oh you guys have been getting your shirts too

00:02:40.480 From

00:02:41.220 Yeah

00:02:41.620 I've seen a couple of standard shirts out there

00:02:44.440 I've seen a couple of straight Bible shirts

00:02:45.960 Yep

00:02:46.180 They're getting the word out

00:02:47.380 People have been posting it

00:02:48.980 And you know what they say?

00:02:50.060 Very comfy

00:02:50.600 That's what they

00:02:51.360 They actually do say

00:02:52.340 They say

00:02:52.760 Hoodies and shirts that come from TopLobses.com

00:02:55.120 Are high quality

00:02:55.900 But I gotta warn you

00:02:56.840 And very comfy

00:02:57.380 You don't want to be comfy

00:02:59.000 That doesn't want

00:02:59.800 You don't want that to be your life basis

00:03:01.720 That's a fine line between comfy and cozy

00:03:03.920 Yeah

00:03:04.580 If we're being honest

00:03:05.120 You want to be comfy

00:03:05.880 Oh this is a good point

00:03:06.720 You don't want to be cozy

00:03:07.620 Let's talk about it

00:03:08.920 Let's talk about it

00:03:09.900 Okay

00:03:10.180 What are we talking about?

00:03:11.120 Comfy versus cozy

00:03:12.060 Comfy is a thing you wear

00:03:15.160 Cozy is a way of life

00:03:16.840 Comfy is like wearing squeaky shoes

00:03:18.820 With no laces

00:03:20.160 And sweatpants to work

00:03:21.840 Embarrassing

00:03:22.360 But you're working

00:03:23.400 Yeah

00:03:24.200 But you're standing

00:03:25.320 That's a great point

00:03:27.160 Physically demanding

00:03:27.440 Yes

00:03:28.020 Cozy

00:03:29.280 Running a brown water shop

00:03:31.500 Cozy

00:03:32.000 I can't be bothered to wear underwear

00:03:33.500 Yeah

00:03:34.340 Or do labor

00:03:35.760 Or

00:03:36.960 Or

00:03:37.380 Or

00:03:38.020 Or

00:03:38.640 And and and

00:03:39.800 And or nothing

00:03:40.840 That's a good point

00:03:41.940 Yeah

00:03:42.240 I like that

00:03:42.820 Guys be comfy

00:03:43.580 But don't be cozy

00:03:44.880 Don't be cozy

00:03:45.500 That's disgusting

00:03:46.220 You can be comfy with TopLobses.com

00:03:48.440 That's right

00:03:48.980 We gave David his own buttons

00:03:50.560 This was a mistake

00:03:51.220 I got the buttons dude

00:03:52.100 I'm not doing this

00:03:53.120 I'm really excited

00:03:54.980 I loves it

00:03:55.860 This little screen deck is awesome

00:03:57.160 I want to sort of show this to the camera

00:03:58.240 Hey camera look at me

00:03:59.100 It's not loud enough

00:04:00.440 How do we get a louder one

00:04:01.540 Well I don't know

00:04:02.200 He turned down

00:04:03.240 Why won't it look at me

00:04:04.180 Nancy switch to camera too 1.00

00:04:05.500 Thank you

00:04:05.700 Why won't it look at me

00:04:06.540 Look at how tiny it is

00:04:08.040 This little baby stream deck

00:04:09.120 It's so cute man

00:04:09.960 I love it

00:04:10.900 Yeah I'll lift them

00:04:11.980 This was a mistake

00:04:13.760 Yeah we shouldn't have gave him one

00:04:15.180 That's a great button

00:04:16.020 So we're going to start with

00:04:18.180 Some stories today

00:04:19.260 And I hope you guys

00:04:20.560 Really do

00:04:21.340 If you have any

00:04:21.980 Strange experiences

00:04:23.280 And you'd like to submit them

00:04:24.860 Chronicles at

00:04:25.780 Nephilimdesquad.com

00:04:26.940 I highly recommend 0.94

00:04:28.140 Getting torn down by us

00:04:29.880 Actually we were talking to

00:04:31.180 Nicholas

00:04:31.720 Nope that's not his name

00:04:33.420 Nicholas

00:04:34.320 Daigle

00:04:36.080 Oh yeah

00:04:36.980 I thought you meant Zach

00:04:37.700 Yeah I was like dude what

00:04:38.500 The other day

00:04:40.140 And he has that book

00:04:41.500 Genesis 6 and the Ozarks

00:04:43.760 Yeah very good

00:04:44.580 And he actually said that

00:04:46.680 You know he was already

00:04:48.480 Part of the show once

00:04:49.220 And it was on Chronicles

00:04:50.060 And we mocked him relentlessly

00:04:51.220 Dummy

00:04:51.560 Yeah that's what he said

00:04:52.280 That was Zach

00:04:52.980 That was Zach the pastor

00:04:54.280 We knew it was going to be Zach

00:04:55.760 He was talking about

00:04:56.440 Oh really

00:04:56.820 My god

00:04:57.700 Oh the 501c3 system Zach

00:04:59.480 Yes

00:05:00.260 Oh my goodness

00:05:01.160 The level of disrespect

00:05:02.420 You really don't remember that

00:05:03.380 I don't remember much

00:05:04.140 Of anything these days

00:05:04.940 This guy he's busy napping

00:05:07.160 He's busy maybe

00:05:08.240 Showing up for work

00:05:09.300 Maybe

00:05:10.020 Bro when we were like

00:05:11.380 Where are you

00:05:12.040 And he was like

00:05:12.620 I'm being cozy

00:05:14.460 I was fine

00:05:15.160 I was awake

00:05:15.780 I can't wait for several

00:05:16.940 I'm cozy right now

00:05:17.480 I feel like a bear

00:05:18.040 Coming out of hibernation

00:05:19.040 Well you guys

00:05:19.460 Sprung a show on me

00:05:20.700 No

00:05:21.200 Oh Todd told you yesterday

00:05:22.880 No we never said anything yesterday

00:05:24.580 We just

00:05:24.960 He said I got jujitsu with the kids

00:05:26.600 And then that was where we left it

00:05:28.460 That was way early yesterday

00:05:30.160 After

00:05:30.480 That was as I was walking out of the door

00:05:32.100 And you know

00:05:34.180 I was actually thinking

00:05:34.920 Maybe

00:05:35.660 Because when do you do the jujitsu with the kids

00:05:37.520 It's

00:05:38.100 I can't tell the people that

00:05:39.320 If we can just deal with the 700 pound gorilla in the room

00:05:41.620 Todd's dad came in and reprimanded him

00:05:43.760 For saying cuss words

00:05:44.940 Stop it

00:05:45.160 And when I walked in

00:05:46.280 You could cut the tension with a knife 0.99

00:05:47.820 I don't fucking curse on this show 0.99

00:05:49.360 Whoa 0.98

00:05:49.660 Whoa

00:05:49.960 I just walked in

00:05:50.860 I was like

00:05:51.360 Whoa

00:05:51.700 Whoa

00:05:51.920 What just happened

00:05:52.760 There was like this major tension

00:05:54.340 Like there was something tangibly in the room

00:05:57.240 And then it was just like this wild west showdown

00:05:59.680 Between top and his dad

00:06:01.000 Did it over the cuss words 0.74

00:06:02.420 Should we like talk about that

00:06:04.480 Or I mean

00:06:05.000 We've got to get past that

00:06:06.480 Before we start the show

00:06:07.540 No I mean

00:06:07.980 I think it all went fine

00:06:09.140 Bring it up

00:06:10.080 Yeah what are your thoughts on it then

00:06:11.300 I mean I caught the tail end of it

00:06:12.760 I was just like

00:06:13.180 The dad's the nicest guy in the world

00:06:14.680 Like what do you mean

00:06:15.240 We're beefing with him now

00:06:16.160 I would think

00:06:16.520 It was just

00:06:17.020 It was a father son struggle

00:06:18.720 That I had to bear witness to

00:06:20.800 Okay I'll say this

00:06:21.720 So we're going to go solo on me Nancy

00:06:23.280 Okay

00:06:23.620 This is Matt and David's problem

00:06:25.660 They suffer with issues of confrontation

00:06:29.640 I'm not doing this

00:06:31.000 Yes

00:06:31.580 So

00:06:32.920 No some of us like peace

00:06:34.640 I like peace too

00:06:35.680 And we just look at the earth

00:06:37.360 And we go

00:06:37.720 Okay yeah

00:06:38.020 There's not really a need

00:06:38.860 For tension and hostility

00:06:40.440 In every relationship

00:06:41.760 In every relationship

00:06:42.860 I was at peace

00:06:44.360 Well I mean

00:06:45.760 Until I wasn't

00:06:46.720 I thought it was reasonable

00:06:47.480 Oh until you weren't

00:06:48.940 Then what happened

00:06:49.620 Well

00:06:50.220 He said that we cursed too much

00:06:51.860 On the show

00:06:52.260 Yeah

00:06:52.880 Which

00:06:53.300 I don't know if that's 0.98

00:06:54.500 Fucking true or not 0.97

00:06:55.340 But 0.99

00:06:55.640 No what was the

00:06:57.240 It wasn't just

00:06:58.160 You cursed too much

00:06:59.180 Wait what was his whole statement

00:07:01.020 I missed it all

00:07:01.960 But what was his whole statement

00:07:03.080 He said

00:07:04.320 You know

00:07:05.360 You're in Matt's

00:07:06.740 Coffee shop

00:07:07.900 Casino

00:07:08.480 Yeah he did

00:07:09.000 In Christian library

00:07:10.140 Well what he did say

00:07:11.320 Was that there is a Christian library

00:07:12.740 Right behind you

00:07:13.420 Yeah

00:07:14.480 And they're selling right now

00:07:15.880 And he said hey

00:07:16.380 Have a little respect

00:07:17.300 Have some respect for the old 1.00

00:07:19.180 Even though they don't

00:07:19.900 Like

00:07:20.080 They don't respect us

00:07:21.200 They literally don't

00:07:21.960 What were they playing

00:07:22.520 Frank Sinatra the other day

00:07:23.900 I did it my way 0.80

00:07:25.080 Oh they're nasty to me 0.98

00:07:26.360 So I'm gonna be nasty to them 0.91

00:07:27.640 I wasn't nasty

00:07:28.440 I helped him

00:07:29.200 Yeah

00:07:31.140 Six million never forget

00:07:32.400 I helped him

00:07:33.260 Okay what was your mom doing

00:07:34.680 The whole time then

00:07:35.440 She was

00:07:36.160 She was

00:07:36.740 Was that what she was doing

00:07:38.620 Because I didn't look at her

00:07:39.280 She was going you tell him

00:07:39.880 You tell him

00:07:40.620 Tell him to stop swearing

00:07:41.700 Tell that 36 year old man 0.59

00:07:43.200 To stop swearing

00:07:43.900 So I told my dad

00:07:45.380 My dad

00:07:47.000 My wife

00:07:47.320 That

00:07:48.280 No

00:07:49.840 No I don't think I will

00:07:51.600 Yeah

00:07:52.000 And it's not

00:07:52.820 It's not even because

00:07:53.620 Like we're

00:07:54.100 Like we're not even

00:07:54.800 Overly cursing

00:07:55.880 I feel like

00:07:57.000 I feel like we have

00:07:57.780 Cleaned up the show

00:07:58.360 We've actually

00:07:59.000 Somebody has to break

00:07:59.700 The nasty chat

00:08:00.420 Have we cleaned up

00:08:01.080 The show chat

00:08:01.700 Is this real

00:08:02.280 Chat

00:08:02.780 Is this real

00:08:03.420 Because I feel like

00:08:04.300 We have cleaned up

00:08:05.340 The show quite a bit

00:08:06.140 Chat

00:08:06.620 Press 0.81

00:08:06.920 Press F-U-C-K

00:08:08.180 In the chat

00:08:08.560 If we've cleaned up

00:08:09.080 The show

00:08:09.360 I feel like we have

00:08:11.140 Cleaned it up

00:08:12.160 I feel like I haven't

00:08:13.180 Been as bad

00:08:14.180 And people know

00:08:15.300 How bad I have been

00:08:16.780 Yeah

00:08:17.100 As a matter of fact

00:08:17.940 From paying

00:08:18.900 Customers

00:08:20.040 From paying patrons

00:08:21.260 The complaints

00:08:22.560 That I've gotten was

00:08:23.620 The show's too clean now

00:08:25.240 Yeah

00:08:25.560 Blap 0.81

00:08:25.940 You see

00:08:26.900 A lot of people

00:08:26.940 Don't like it

00:08:27.540 Yeah

00:08:27.720 They're like

00:08:28.360 Blap 0.81

00:08:29.220 It's cleaner than I would like

00:08:31.060 The way it's going

00:08:31.760 Yeah

00:08:32.020 And I'm not gonna

00:08:33.060 I'm not gonna say

00:08:35.000 Slurs for you 1.00

00:08:36.660 And I'm not

00:08:37.980 Slur monkey 1.00

00:08:38.540 I'm not gonna not say

00:08:39.640 Slurs for you dad 1.00

00:08:40.580 So now I'm caught

00:08:41.900 In between

00:08:42.360 Do I slur

00:08:43.480 To slur

00:08:44.000 Or not to slur

00:08:44.720 Yeah

00:08:45.080 That is

00:08:46.180 That's a hard place

00:08:47.780 To be

00:08:47.980 No you curse

00:08:48.560 When it's necessary

00:08:49.900 Right

00:08:50.540 As a word expression

00:08:53.060 As a sentence enhancer

00:08:54.360 That's what we do here

00:08:55.200 Right

00:08:55.420 I would say that's fair

00:08:56.300 Now if I'm cursing

00:08:57.040 Like Toad

00:08:57.780 Toad is a person

00:08:58.740 Who is

00:08:59.880 Based

00:09:00.420 But I have had to tell him

00:09:02.120 Multiple times

00:09:03.360 Toad

00:09:04.360 You're cursing

00:09:05.260 Not just cursing

00:09:06.380 But like you're using

00:09:07.200 Racial slurs

00:09:07.940 Just to use them

00:09:08.860 If you use them

00:09:10.020 And they

00:09:10.420 And somebody goes

00:09:11.620 Oh dang

00:09:13.000 Like I used the N word

00:09:14.300 With Matt

00:09:15.220 The what word

00:09:15.920 I don't like it

00:09:16.780 I'm not saying it

00:09:17.500 He didn't like it

00:09:18.400 I'm sorry

00:09:19.660 I'm a grown up

00:09:20.940 Of course I don't like it

00:09:21.820 But I used it for a reason

00:09:23.120 We were talking about

00:09:24.260 We were talking about

00:09:25.020 Things that you can

00:09:25.840 And can't say

00:09:26.500 Restrictions

00:09:27.280 And like what people

00:09:28.900 Will allow

00:09:29.600 In polite society

00:09:31.120 Yeah

00:09:31.480 So I dropped that in there

00:09:32.940 To make a point

00:09:34.040 To spice it up

00:09:34.760 Yeah it's not just

00:09:35.600 Spicing it up though

00:09:36.380 But it's to make a point

00:09:37.380 Like no these are just words

00:09:38.680 Like I've taken the power

00:09:39.960 Away from this thing

00:09:40.620 No there's a lot of hatred

00:09:41.700 In this nation

00:09:42.660 Behind that word

00:09:43.560 There's a lot of hostility

00:09:44.940 And hatred

00:09:45.460 We're not going down this

00:09:46.380 Right just say

00:09:47.220 I see where you're coming from

00:09:48.340 No we can go down this rope

00:09:49.860 No it's

00:09:50.320 We gotta read a story

00:09:51.580 About a ghost

00:09:52.420 That flees

00:09:53.640 From someone's husband 1.00

00:09:54.840 And homosexual men 0.99

00:09:56.000 Alright let's read it 0.98

00:09:56.660 Wait let the record show

00:09:58.180 Matt if you could

00:09:58.880 If you could just show

00:09:59.700 The money

00:10:01.720 Oh that we did in fact

00:10:03.500 Pay Matt

00:10:03.980 We paid him

00:10:04.680 Please Matt

00:10:05.480 Can you say

00:10:05.960 Can you confirm

00:10:06.960 On air

00:10:07.840 Put it on wax baby

00:10:09.900 I should have gave it to him

00:10:11.380 On the show right

00:10:11.940 I know I went over

00:10:12.760 With the accountant

00:10:13.580 And they were like

00:10:14.340 Hey look

00:10:14.780 The electric bill

00:10:15.540 Has gone up

00:10:16.420 And skyrocketed

00:10:17.260 For five months

00:10:18.000 We are losing

00:10:18.820 Since August

00:10:19.480 We are down

00:10:20.420 Let it be known

00:10:21.920 Now we've been paid

00:10:22.780 For one month

00:10:23.700 Of electric

00:10:24.220 Yes

00:10:24.840 That's right

00:10:25.540 Of additional electric

00:10:26.560 So I'm only out of pocket

00:10:28.020 Four months electric

00:10:28.840 He confirmed

00:10:29.360 How much do you think

00:10:30.040 He charges those olds 1.00

00:10:30.940 For the sewing machine

00:10:31.660 Zero dollars

00:10:33.300 I can hear them

00:10:33.860 I can hear them now

00:10:35.480 If you listen closely

00:10:37.560 There's like 17 sewing machines

00:10:39.800 Out there

00:10:39.940 And they're saying

00:10:40.480 All kinds of slurs

00:10:41.280 This is a Christian library

00:10:42.260 They're just back there

00:10:44.440 Slurring it up

00:10:45.080 An old lady 1.00

00:10:45.760 Sewing the N word

00:10:46.900 On her

00:10:47.260 That is not funny

00:10:49.320 That is not funny

00:10:50.660 That's very funny

00:10:51.920 I don't like this

00:10:52.680 Which one are we reading first

00:10:54.800 We're gonna read

00:10:55.680 Not filthy poor Holly

00:10:56.940 As opposed to

00:10:57.880 Holly's father

00:10:59.560 With many rooms

00:11:00.620 In his mansion

00:11:01.120 I don't like this

00:11:01.820 We're gonna go with

00:11:02.640 Ghost fleas

00:11:03.780 From

00:11:04.140 That's a picture of a goat

00:11:05.120 What are you doing dude

00:11:05.920 Ghost fleas

00:11:07.120 From

00:11:07.720 Husband

00:11:08.220 And gay men 0.96

00:11:09.900 That's what we're gonna read 0.95

00:11:10.760 Jeez man

00:11:12.540 Can you figure this out

00:11:13.560 You had all that time

00:11:14.840 And you're like

00:11:15.120 I'm ready

00:11:15.660 And we're like

00:11:16.060 Matt do you wanna read

00:11:16.700 Let's read Holly

00:11:17.360 Because I can't confirm

00:11:18.240 That Holly is

00:11:18.840 So we are on Holly

00:11:19.740 Which one are we doing

00:11:20.260 Did you listen to the Holly episode

00:11:21.440 She wanted you to

00:11:22.380 Read that story

00:11:23.360 Did you listen to it

00:11:24.340 This guy did not

00:11:26.040 Holly thought it was

00:11:28.060 Really important

00:11:28.720 That you

00:11:29.400 You read her story

00:11:31.220 And that you gave her feedback

00:11:31.860 When was that

00:11:32.540 When you weren't here

00:11:33.600 We did Chronicles

00:11:34.420 Yeah busy pouring brown

00:11:35.500 How come I wasn't

00:11:36.440 You were pouring brown

00:11:37.740 No you guys just have

00:11:38.620 Those times

00:11:39.120 You're like yeah

00:11:39.620 F man

00:11:40.000 Alright we'll do

00:11:40.580 Filthy poor Holly then 1.00

00:11:41.660 The chat kept saying

00:11:43.160 Too much Matt

00:11:43.820 Not enough cursing

00:11:44.840 Kick them out for that one 0.97

00:11:45.800 So let's recap

00:11:46.860 We're just gonna read

00:11:47.240 The same one

00:11:47.880 No

00:11:48.180 I'll tell you about

00:11:49.500 Holly's last story

00:11:50.440 I don't remember it

00:11:51.220 I just remember like

00:11:52.060 Make a left

00:11:53.040 At the broom closet

00:11:54.200 That's adjacent

00:11:55.020 Her dad

00:11:55.760 Her dad lived in a mansion

00:11:57.620 And I think

00:11:59.140 At some point

00:12:00.040 We were supposed to understand

00:12:00.960 That this place was haunted

00:12:02.160 That was like

00:12:03.860 The smallest part of the story

00:12:04.940 But realistically

00:12:05.240 What we got was a house tour

00:12:06.560 Yeah

00:12:06.920 And this house is tremendous

00:12:08.720 Many floors

00:12:10.020 Her father had

00:12:10.940 Many rooms

00:12:12.200 17 rooms

00:12:13.380 Conservatively

00:12:14.040 Hidden rooms

00:12:14.920 Within rooms

00:12:15.720 Realistically

00:12:16.480 I just know the layout

00:12:17.440 Of the house

00:12:17.800 I don't remember

00:12:18.640 What happened in it

00:12:19.840 Yeah

00:12:20.100 But I know that

00:12:21.100 There was a basement

00:12:21.820 With a closet

00:12:22.840 That led to another closet

00:12:24.360 And you can go to

00:12:25.240 Someone else's room

00:12:25.920 Through the closet

00:12:26.360 She wanted me to know all that

00:12:27.860 That there was like

00:12:28.380 Secret pathways

00:12:29.140 JJ says Holly

00:12:30.220 With the HGTV house

00:12:31.680 Yeah

00:12:31.900 But the H

00:12:32.540 Stands for Holly

00:12:33.580 I mean it was like

00:12:34.360 A crazy house

00:12:35.820 I do like the sound

00:12:37.180 Of a house

00:12:38.380 With like

00:12:38.740 You pull one of the

00:12:39.560 Books off the shelf

00:12:41.220 And then a secret

00:12:41.880 Passageway

00:12:42.800 It was kind of like that

00:12:43.480 I like that

00:12:44.160 I do like that

00:12:44.940 It was mysterious

00:12:45.720 I feel bad that I missed that

00:12:46.840 I almost don't remember

00:12:47.100 See what the problem

00:12:48.620 With Holly's storytelling

00:12:49.620 And God bless her

00:12:50.520 Was that

00:12:51.420 It went nowhere

00:12:52.380 I came away remembering

00:12:53.640 That it had many rooms

00:12:55.140 But I did not remember

00:12:56.320 Any of the spookies

00:12:57.340 Yeah

00:12:58.180 So

00:12:58.780 But now we're going to deal

00:12:59.740 With filthy poor 0.92

00:13:00.840 They were minor spookies 0.99

00:13:02.080 Same chick 0.90

00:13:02.740 No this is a different one

00:13:03.680 She goes

00:13:03.920 Same chick 0.90

00:13:04.360 Do you want to read this one

00:13:05.400 Or do you want to read

00:13:06.020 Same chick 0.90

00:13:06.600 No it's not the same chick

00:13:07.740 She elaborates that

00:13:08.960 Immediately in the first sentence

00:13:10.240 I'll do whatever you want 0.61

00:13:11.280 Yeah because filthy poor Holly 1.00

00:13:12.800 Is the opposite of filthy rich Holly

00:13:15.360 With many rooms in her mansion 0.92

00:13:16.720 Filthy poor Holly DM'd me 1.00

00:13:18.040 Because she ordered

00:13:18.860 A fear not t-shirt

00:13:20.440 And my manufacturer

00:13:21.280 Printed it slightly ajar

00:13:22.560 And she was like

00:13:23.100 I don't really want this

00:13:24.480 Slightly open

00:13:24.960 If that's what a jar means

00:13:26.360 No like

00:13:26.760 Sometimes it happens

00:13:27.960 You'll get a misprint

00:13:28.620 Where it's like tilted

00:13:29.680 That's a collector's edition

00:13:30.700 Yeah

00:13:31.040 That's like how you misprint

00:13:31.960 A Pokemon card

00:13:32.580 So she goes

00:13:32.960 Am I out of my money

00:13:33.900 I'm pretty poor

00:13:35.200 Thanks for reading the submission

00:13:36.240 I said no no

00:13:36.720 So we're sending her

00:13:37.880 Like a correct t-shirt

00:13:39.620 I wonder how long

00:13:40.200 That's going to take

00:13:40.800 Probably months

00:13:41.940 As long as it takes

00:13:43.220 To pay you next

00:13:44.120 Well look

00:13:45.220 I'll read the first sentence

00:13:46.400 Five to six months

00:13:47.900 She goes

00:13:48.580 Now I feel like

00:13:50.100 I can't even send this email

00:13:51.900 Where are we reading this David

00:13:53.500 It's in the

00:13:54.300 If she pays 50 bucks

00:13:55.460 For the shirt

00:13:55.920 They'll send her

00:13:56.540 Ten dollar shirt

00:13:57.840 And it'll be six months

00:13:59.360 Why are you doing that to me

00:14:00.320 She says 0.65

00:14:00.740 Oh filthy poor Holly 0.98

00:14:01.680 Filthy poor Holly 1.00

00:14:02.460 Now I feel like

00:14:03.780 I can't even send this email

00:14:04.920 Because of Rich Holly

00:14:06.480 Last Chronicles episode

00:14:08.360 You're doing great

00:14:09.200 Keep going

00:14:09.620 And she goes

00:14:10.060 I should clarify

00:14:10.900 Right out of the gate

00:14:11.680 That I am filthy poor Holly

00:14:13.960 Right

00:14:14.280 But Rich Holly is now poor 0.94

00:14:16.220 So but

00:14:17.380 Same chair

00:14:18.060 There is a difference here

00:14:18.960 She's saying

00:14:19.460 She's not the same

00:14:20.220 No it's not

00:14:20.700 You're making that up

00:14:21.580 This is FPH

00:14:22.560 FPH is different than

00:14:24.660 I respect that

00:14:25.120 Holly with the many mansions

00:14:26.260 In her father's house

00:14:27.100 Well

00:14:27.500 Okay

00:14:28.400 Same

00:14:29.440 Same monetary status

00:14:31.400 Well yeah

00:14:32.400 I mean yeah

00:14:32.860 And realistically

00:14:33.620 When I look at poor people

00:14:34.760 All the same to me

00:14:35.940 Yeah

00:14:36.500 They look the same

00:14:37.620 Typically the same shade

00:14:38.840 Yeah

00:14:39.240 She goes

00:14:39.800 Let me start by

00:14:40.460 Explaining

00:14:40.860 Beneats me typically

00:14:41.560 This is actually great

00:14:42.780 She goes

00:14:43.360 Let me start by explaining

00:14:44.580 The layout

00:14:45.120 Of my dad's house

00:14:46.200 No

00:14:46.800 That I was living in

00:14:47.740 At the time of this story

00:14:48.760 There's no way

00:14:49.600 Just kidding

00:14:50.680 Top was about to punch me

00:14:52.640 Filthy poor Holly 1.00

00:14:53.760 Is very funny

00:14:54.480 Very funny

00:14:55.240 Filthy poor Holly 1.00

00:14:56.080 She goes

00:14:57.160 I am not a spice girl

00:14:58.480 Sorry to disappoint

00:14:59.560 That's not everybody

00:15:00.240 Can be perfect

00:15:00.840 Right

00:15:01.180 Okay

00:15:01.400 You know

00:15:01.900 We'll let it slide

00:15:02.620 I got married

00:15:03.860 And had kids

00:15:04.460 Relatively young

00:15:05.300 I grew up in the church

00:15:06.640 But had fallen away

00:15:07.580 From God

00:15:08.140 And was on what I would

00:15:09.140 Call a hippie path

00:15:10.320 While the kids were

00:15:11.020 A little gross 0.98

00:15:11.800 Disgusting 0.97

00:15:12.580 That's 0.99

00:15:13.360 That means no shoes

00:15:14.420 Didn't shave her armpits

00:15:15.460 Baggy pants

00:15:16.400 Tank top

00:15:17.220 A chick in the shop 1.00

00:15:18.300 Lifted her arm

00:15:19.480 The other day

00:15:20.040 And just looked like

00:15:20.800 She had buckwheat

00:15:21.480 In a headlock

00:15:22.100 It was like awful

00:15:23.240 Did you throw her out

00:15:24.100 She was like

00:15:24.560 Get out of my

00:15:25.600 Get out of my brown water shop

00:15:27.140 Oh by the way

00:15:27.560 I saw Jason

00:15:28.160 The other day

00:15:28.760 He's still coming

00:15:29.400 Nice

00:15:29.660 Jason is the closest thing

00:15:31.220 To being a hippie

00:15:32.080 That I'll allow

00:15:32.700 Yeah

00:15:33.080 I was just thinking

00:15:33.580 Of dirty dreadlocks

00:15:34.460 He's like the cleanest dude

00:15:37.440 With dreadlocks though

00:15:38.320 He is

00:15:38.780 He is

00:15:39.080 So she was on this hippie path

00:15:41.940 Meditation

00:15:42.500 Buddha statues

00:15:43.380 Interest in past lives

00:15:44.800 Astrology

00:15:45.400 Crystal

00:15:45.700 Sage

00:15:46.140 And all the related stuff 0.99

00:15:47.740 Sounds super gay 1.00

00:15:49.540 And stinky 1.00

00:15:50.400 Yeah

00:15:51.740 Crystals

00:15:53.040 Astrology

00:15:53.480 It's like that weird

00:15:54.160 Female BO 0.99

00:15:55.040 That's like peaches 1.00

00:15:55.940 But like rotten peaches 0.99

00:15:57.060 And gross

00:15:57.740 Yeah

00:15:58.020 That's gross

00:15:58.640 It's a sweet

00:15:59.360 It's a sweet

00:16:00.040 Petri smell

00:16:00.860 I told you guys

00:16:01.620 About the time

00:16:02.220 I was out

00:16:03.460 And there was like some

00:16:04.200 I kept getting like

00:16:05.440 Really offensive BO

00:16:06.420 And then I realized

00:16:07.260 It was coming from

00:16:08.300 Like some little girl 0.99

00:16:09.620 Who's wearing a blanket

00:16:10.640 Out in public

00:16:11.320 And it was like

00:16:12.420 She was young enough

00:16:13.540 That this was clearly

00:16:14.600 Neglect

00:16:16.620 But it was also infuriating

00:16:19.180 Because the smell

00:16:19.900 Was so messed up

00:16:21.460 That every time

00:16:22.040 It entered my

00:16:22.720 My head cavity

00:16:23.700 I would

00:16:24.600 I would be filled

00:16:25.520 With rage

00:16:26.040 You know what I used

00:16:26.580 To think as a child

00:16:27.380 What's that

00:16:27.980 And this is racist

00:16:29.240 Go ahead 0.54

00:16:29.820 Let's get racist

00:16:30.880 I used

00:16:31.240 No I mean

00:16:31.960 I used to think

00:16:32.400 That black people 1.00

00:16:32.920 Smell like mildew 1.00

00:16:33.780 Because they would

00:16:34.920 What

00:16:35.340 Wash their clothes

00:16:36.360 And then they'd let it

00:16:37.100 Dry on the

00:16:37.940 On the heater

00:16:39.060 Oh yeah yeah

00:16:39.860 You know that

00:16:40.560 That move 0.94

00:16:41.020 But it wouldn't dry

00:16:41.740 Completely

00:16:42.180 So then it would

00:16:43.340 It would smell

00:16:44.240 Like wet clothes

00:16:45.560 Yeah

00:16:46.000 But it's fine 0.90

00:16:47.080 Because black people 0.99

00:16:47.820 Think white people 1.00

00:16:48.540 Smell like dogs 0.99

00:16:49.300 Did you know Somalians 0.51

00:16:50.240 Have an average IQ of 68

00:16:51.920 And I don't think

00:16:52.680 They're wrong

00:16:53.100 I just think

00:16:53.520 Maybe

00:16:53.840 Like we smell

00:16:55.600 Other races

00:16:56.340 Differently

00:16:57.460 Yeah

00:16:57.680 And I don't think

00:16:59.300 Although you are racist

00:17:00.640 This is actually

00:17:01.520 Yeah that's an interesting

00:17:02.360 Discussion

00:17:02.500 Quite

00:17:02.900 Quite an interesting

00:17:05.260 Insight there

00:17:06.180 There's something to that

00:17:07.080 So she goes

00:17:09.700 Typical young 0.85

00:17:11.020 Ideological

00:17:12.000 Immature 1.00

00:17:12.640 And naive girl 0.98

00:17:13.740 I truly thought

00:17:15.000 I was spiritual

00:17:16.460 Alright well

00:17:17.440 I'm really glad

00:17:18.160 To see this bounce back

00:17:19.140 Yeah the husband

00:17:20.380 Was probably just like

00:17:21.180 Working

00:17:21.620 And just like

00:17:22.500 Paying a little bit

00:17:23.180 Of an Ahab

00:17:24.060 And just

00:17:24.520 Well no

00:17:24.800 He's just doing

00:17:25.260 His thing

00:17:25.560 Like whatever

00:17:26.180 My chick's a hippie 1.00

00:17:27.060 Whatever

00:17:27.400 She's got that 0.97

00:17:28.340 Dirty pee 0.95

00:17:29.000 Get me that vineyard

00:17:30.720 Go fetch me that vineyard

00:17:32.780 I love that you

00:17:33.240 Remember the story

00:17:34.060 At least

00:17:34.400 I now in hindsight

00:17:35.680 Can realize

00:17:36.540 Why some of the events

00:17:37.320 That occurred

00:17:37.820 Transpired

00:17:38.840 However

00:17:39.280 At the time

00:17:40.320 They scared the life

00:17:41.720 Out of me

00:17:42.180 Nice

00:17:42.680 Here we go

00:17:43.000 Wait

00:17:43.240 What events

00:17:43.860 Let's go

00:17:44.980 FPH is telling a story

00:17:46.600 Let her pace it 0.55

00:17:47.860 My oldest

00:17:48.920 Was an interesting toddler

00:17:50.140 He was the kid

00:17:50.980 Who was always saying

00:17:51.820 And doing very strange things

00:17:53.480 One night

00:17:54.640 When changing his pull up

00:17:56.300 In the middle of the night

00:17:56.900 He expressed concern

00:17:57.980 That they

00:17:58.820 Would see his backside 0.98

00:18:00.600 The Jews 0.99

00:18:01.360 Oh stop it 0.98

00:18:02.580 No

00:18:02.820 He's got imaginary friends

00:18:04.260 Friends dude

00:18:04.760 I did too

00:18:05.460 For a long time

00:18:06.700 You had imaginary friends

00:18:07.180 You still do

00:18:07.780 Wait Matt

00:18:08.300 Are you going to tell the story

00:18:09.280 What story

00:18:10.560 The story you told me

00:18:12.280 About imaginary friends

00:18:14.900 No

00:18:15.320 What happened

00:18:15.820 No

00:18:16.400 You should

00:18:17.220 No stop

00:18:18.420 Was it dreams

00:18:19.120 He had dreams

00:18:19.680 No I made it up

00:18:20.540 Just so me and you

00:18:21.180 Would have something to talk about

00:18:22.120 So you wouldn't be nasty

00:18:23.160 That is a lie

00:18:24.240 Alright

00:18:25.320 We're going to get to this

00:18:26.060 After this chronicles then

00:18:27.120 I look forward to hearing

00:18:28.520 Whatever this is

00:18:29.200 Okay so he's worried

00:18:31.160 That they will see his backside

00:18:32.520 And it was just at the time

00:18:34.120 They them

00:18:34.560 It was just us at the time

00:18:36.300 So I asked

00:18:36.860 Who

00:18:37.260 He without missing a beat

00:18:40.020 Informed me that he was talking about

00:18:41.620 The children

00:18:42.500 The ones in the walls 1.00

00:18:44.320 Yeah I'd strike them

00:18:45.420 Waiter check please 1.00

00:18:46.540 I'd punch him straight in the forehead 1.00

00:18:47.880 Getting out of there 1.00

00:18:48.500 Yeah

00:18:48.960 And she goes

00:18:50.420 Just

00:18:50.820 No

00:18:51.480 Thank the lord

00:18:52.860 We only rented that house

00:18:54.340 He also had an imaginary friend

00:18:56.000 At the time

00:18:56.380 That he was called Sid

00:18:57.320 Let's go

00:18:58.080 Sid lived in his closet

00:19:00.040 Not good

00:19:01.100 As a toddler

00:19:03.240 My son would sleep under his bed

00:19:04.800 Not on it

00:19:05.780 He didn't used to sleep under his bed

00:19:07.540 Sometimes too

00:19:08.080 But he would start like on the bed

00:19:09.820 And then he would get dragged

00:19:10.540 He would end up in the closet

00:19:11.920 He'd end up under the bed

00:19:13.340 He'd end up like in

00:19:14.400 Under dressers

00:19:16.000 Like he'd end up in the craziest places

00:19:17.700 That's bizarre

00:19:18.320 Yeah one time in Tahoe

00:19:19.680 We just heard him screaming

00:19:20.740 In the middle of the night

00:19:22.320 And we ran in there

00:19:24.080 And we couldn't find him

00:19:24.880 He was trapped

00:19:25.560 Way under the bed

00:19:26.900 Like what

00:19:27.380 He was in like a big bed

00:19:28.620 Fell off the bed

00:19:29.940 And got so far up

00:19:31.260 Into the middle of

00:19:31.960 That's crazy

00:19:33.220 Aiden was a heavy kid

00:19:34.400 Like somehow he made his way

00:19:35.740 All the way to the center of the bed

00:19:37.780 Got stuck

00:19:38.300 And then was stuck in there

00:19:39.380 And couldn't get out

00:19:40.100 So we ran in the room

00:19:41.000 He screamed

00:19:41.380 We're like where is he

00:19:42.360 It's like two in the morning

00:19:43.640 Or whatever

00:19:44.320 We're like digging around

00:19:45.600 Trying to find him

00:19:46.380 We finally found him

00:19:47.200 Way under the bed

00:19:48.160 And had to drag him

00:19:48.920 Had to lift up the mattress 0.97

00:19:50.240 And drag him out

00:19:51.140 I don't think that's weird 0.64

00:19:51.820 Yeah he was a wild ass sleeper bro

00:19:54.020 We would just find him 0.91

00:19:55.080 In crazy places

00:19:56.000 That was your thinking

00:19:57.100 He's just a wild

00:19:57.720 Alright whatever man

00:19:58.480 My kid woke up

00:19:59.760 In the middle of the night

00:20:00.500 Came to our room

00:20:02.200 Went to sleep

00:20:03.740 At the bottom of the bed

00:20:04.540 And just had a terrible nightmare

00:20:06.040 Started screaming

00:20:06.700 We didn't even know

00:20:07.300 He was in the bed 0.97

00:20:07.900 I almost shit myself

00:20:10.300 I was like what

00:20:12.480 I remember one time

00:20:14.080 When I was living in this house

00:20:15.280 Back in New Jersey

00:20:16.220 It was a two floor

00:20:17.580 So you'd be in the top floor

00:20:18.580 And you'd go down

00:20:19.340 There was a landing

00:20:19.900 And then you'd go out

00:20:20.600 Another set of steps

00:20:21.300 And it was the basement

00:20:22.500 And one day he walked down

00:20:23.880 The first set of steps

00:20:24.660 Stands on the landing

00:20:25.760 Looks towards the basement

00:20:27.040 It's finished

00:20:27.620 Like the TV down there

00:20:28.700 All kinds of stuff

00:20:29.280 Just another living room

00:20:30.140 And he just starts screaming

00:20:33.160 While staring into the dark

00:20:34.500 And I went down there

00:20:36.540 I picked him up

00:20:37.140 He was real little

00:20:37.700 Like two or three

00:20:38.760 And picked him up

00:20:40.220 Scooped him up

00:20:40.660 And just walked back up the stairs

00:20:41.780 And consoled him

00:20:42.540 And never

00:20:42.920 Never

00:20:43.400 You know

00:20:44.100 Never asked him about it

00:20:45.440 Nope I don't want to know

00:20:46.600 Because you know

00:20:47.340 In baby language

00:20:48.360 Big dark

00:20:49.640 What's that

00:20:50.380 Don't do the face

00:20:51.600 Dude your kid literally

00:20:52.460 Is under the bed

00:20:53.320 So she says

00:20:55.780 He used to tell me

00:20:57.320 That he saw shadows

00:20:58.280 And spirits

00:20:58.980 I knew that these things

00:21:00.200 Were likely real

00:21:01.080 But I didn't understand

00:21:01.780 The gravity of them

00:21:02.800 I had sleep paralysis

00:21:04.800 While pregnant

00:21:05.480 And my youngest

00:21:06.620 In that same house

00:21:07.800 Often had dreams

00:21:08.660 About abduction 0.96

00:21:09.380 Damn this is not good 0.98

00:21:10.660 This is a bad 0.99

00:21:11.760 But classic

00:21:12.700 Mashup of events

00:21:14.420 I am thankful

00:21:16.280 That I have always been

00:21:17.500 A conspiracy minded person

00:21:18.860 Even though they don't seem related

00:21:20.600 When you consume enough conspiracy

00:21:21.840 Over time

00:21:22.540 And come to understand

00:21:23.820 That it isn't conspiracy

00:21:25.420 You'll eventually find your way

00:21:27.180 Back to God

00:21:28.020 And if you seek the truth

00:21:29.400 Long enough

00:21:29.920 You will find Jesus

00:21:30.960 Amen

00:21:31.340 Yes

00:21:31.920 100%

00:21:32.560 I would agree with that

00:21:33.440 I realized that I was likely

00:21:35.560 Causing these situations

00:21:36.560 In my home

00:21:37.240 Or at minimum

00:21:37.840 Allowing them access

00:21:39.100 I got rid of the crystals

00:21:40.840 Decorations

00:21:42.320 That were not

00:21:43.340 Cursed things

00:21:43.960 We talked about this today

00:21:45.140 Oh that's interesting

00:21:46.140 I like when that aligns

00:21:47.680 You know

00:21:47.900 Yeah that's the story of Jericho

00:21:49.800 Or the walls of Jericho

00:21:51.420 Achan grabs a cursed thing 0.66

00:21:53.740 Like it's not

00:21:54.360 Like we wouldn't consider it

00:21:55.380 A cursed thing today

00:21:56.160 But it was cursed

00:21:56.860 Because it was disobedient to God

00:21:58.420 He grabbed a Babylonish garment

00:22:01.080 Yeah

00:22:01.780 A Babylonian t-shirt

00:22:03.580 Yeah we can unpack

00:22:04.560 From toplobser.com

00:22:05.540 Exactly

00:22:06.800 Very comfy

00:22:07.600 What that mantle

00:22:08.620 What that exact clothing was

00:22:12.560 And then gold and silver

00:22:14.820 Sheckles 0.96

00:22:15.380 Sheckles 0.96

00:22:16.580 And it was cursed man

00:22:17.580 He brought it back

00:22:18.220 And it cursed not just him

00:22:19.580 Not his entire household

00:22:20.840 But it cursed all of Israel 1.00

00:22:22.400 That's wild

00:22:23.100 We're talking about

00:22:23.660 Getting rid of the cursed thing

00:22:25.100 In your home

00:22:25.640 You hear that a lot

00:22:26.500 And people will have like

00:22:27.380 An experience

00:22:27.900 And they have a real big

00:22:28.940 Change of heart

00:22:29.600 And they orient towards Christ

00:22:30.720 And one of the things they do 1.00

00:22:31.500 Is eliminate all that shit 1.00

00:22:32.980 Amen 1.00

00:22:33.260 Brian of Demon Racer

00:22:34.500 Started burning his amiibos

00:22:36.040 Yeah

00:22:36.360 Amiibos

00:22:37.480 Mario get out

00:22:38.440 Yeah

00:22:38.700 Get out of me Mario 0.99

00:22:39.600 Get out of me

00:22:40.420 I think he's gonna be on

00:22:42.200 Quite frankly tonight

00:22:43.600 Frank text me

00:22:44.620 Oh okay

00:22:44.820 Yeah yeah

00:22:45.340 I think they're gonna be talking about

00:22:46.780 Aliens in the little season

00:22:47.780 Okay so

00:22:49.760 Wait actually

00:22:50.180 Can we take a quick departure from that

00:22:51.680 Sure sure

00:22:52.720 From this

00:22:53.180 Whatever

00:22:53.840 I gotta highlight it

00:22:54.740 Whatever you want man

00:22:55.420 Highlight it

00:22:56.040 Because we got an email

00:22:56.900 From

00:22:57.660 Matt thinks that it's a good

00:22:59.540 Chronicle submission

00:23:00.500 I thought that was the point of it

00:23:02.900 No I think it was just a

00:23:04.340 Should we read it

00:23:06.400 Or should we wait

00:23:07.080 Well this is almost done already

00:23:08.560 We're

00:23:09.120 There's only two pages

00:23:10.060 And we're

00:23:10.740 Almost done with page one

00:23:11.680 Okay

00:23:12.040 So let's just power through this

00:23:13.380 I mean not power through it

00:23:14.220 Let's

00:23:14.480 You know

00:23:15.080 Give it its due

00:23:16.100 Okay

00:23:16.740 So she

00:23:17.700 Gets rid of the crystals

00:23:19.500 Decorations that were not conducive

00:23:21.000 To a relationship with God

00:23:22.200 I repented and rebuked these things

00:23:24.560 I didn't understand

00:23:26.020 Were so dangerous at the time

00:23:27.500 Everything stopped

00:23:28.940 It has been several years

00:23:30.800 Now

00:23:31.580 And my son

00:23:32.260 Never had an issue

00:23:33.200 With anything of the sort

00:23:34.060 Ever again

00:23:34.560 If I could just say

00:23:35.160 Crystals

00:23:35.920 Like the people were saying

00:23:36.640 Like oh I appreciate

00:23:37.480 God's creation

00:23:38.500 And there are crystals

00:23:39.500 That just come out of the earth

00:23:40.620 That's different than like

00:23:42.360 Crystals that this chick 0.98

00:23:43.560 Probably bought

00:23:44.300 At some hippie fest thing

00:23:45.600 That some witch 1.00

00:23:46.320 Has put curses on

00:23:47.280 What's also

00:23:47.600 What's your intent

00:23:48.180 People have prayed

00:23:48.920 And put curses on these things

00:23:50.540 That you're taking home

00:23:51.680 That's different than

00:23:52.440 Finding something beautiful

00:23:53.640 Out of the earth

00:23:54.300 And loving it

00:23:55.440 The way God made it

00:23:56.280 That's like a different thing

00:23:56.680 Or using it in witchcraft 0.99

00:23:57.860 And shit like witchcraft 0.99

00:23:59.100 And ceremony 1.00

00:23:59.580 But if you dig it up

00:24:00.960 And you go like 0.98

00:24:01.480 Damn this is a pretty crystal baby 0.99

00:24:02.920 Yeah this is a crystal 0.99

00:24:03.640 That does a thing

00:24:04.680 Hell yeah

00:24:05.540 Some crystals be pretty

00:24:06.640 This is what we were talking about

00:24:07.720 With the whole

00:24:08.460 The worship thing

00:24:10.820 That I've been working on

00:24:11.900 He's like

00:24:13.120 Where's the bible

00:24:13.840 Where's the scripture

00:24:15.300 And I was like

00:24:15.640 There's some scripture

00:24:16.240 In the introduction

00:24:16.900 And I said

00:24:17.660 Well it quickly gets into

00:24:19.240 What is vibration

00:24:20.500 And I'm like

00:24:21.900 I have to explain this

00:24:23.000 And I'm explaining

00:24:23.840 All the theory behind it

00:24:24.780 He's like

00:24:24.980 There's no scripture

00:24:26.120 And I was like

00:24:26.700 Yeah because we're talking

00:24:27.620 About physics

00:24:28.300 We're talking about

00:24:29.580 How things work

00:24:30.740 The bible goes into that

00:24:32.080 But it doesn't go into that

00:24:33.260 Into detail

00:24:34.220 Yeah

00:24:34.580 So you kind of have to

00:24:35.540 Look at science

00:24:37.000 It's like

00:24:37.900 If everything in the world

00:24:39.300 Is made up of frequency

00:24:40.200 And vibration

00:24:40.880 And God spoke

00:24:42.060 The universe into existence

00:24:43.420 Like that's your part

00:24:44.940 With the frequency

00:24:45.580 And the vibration

00:24:46.260 God spoke

00:24:47.080 He used the word

00:24:47.940 To create all these things

00:24:49.200 But then like

00:24:49.880 If you want to expand on

00:24:51.000 Like well how does that

00:24:52.360 How does that work

00:24:53.120 What does that mean

00:24:53.720 Well everything is

00:24:55.100 Vibration and frequency

00:24:56.640 Colors are just different

00:24:58.620 You know speeds of vibration

00:25:00.240 Depending on how solid

00:25:01.500 A thing is

00:25:02.000 Depends on what speed

00:25:02.860 That it's vibrating at

00:25:03.820 You know it's all

00:25:04.780 So but it totally

00:25:07.000 Backs up the bible 0.99

00:25:07.840 Because you're like

00:25:08.300 Oh man

00:25:08.720 And then the idea

00:25:09.800 That Jesus is the word

00:25:11.100 Made flesh

00:25:11.880 Makes you go like

00:25:13.220 Dang 0.87

00:25:13.960 Did the word

00:25:15.160 That was used

00:25:16.220 To speak the universe

00:25:17.020 In existence

00:25:17.620 Just change frequency

00:25:18.920 To the point

00:25:19.460 Where it became solid

00:25:20.360 Like that's wild

00:25:21.420 He hates it

00:25:21.800 Because it makes

00:25:22.460 So much sense

00:25:23.160 Yeah yeah

00:25:23.540 He doesn't like that

00:25:24.200 I don't hate it

00:25:24.800 But crystals

00:25:26.200 Crystals the same thing

00:25:27.200 Crystals do something

00:25:28.180 Yeah

00:25:28.620 But every girl 1.00

00:25:29.480 That's named crystal

00:25:30.560 That I've ever known

00:25:31.380 Not good

00:25:32.020 Not a good person

00:25:32.720 Not good

00:25:33.320 Always like

00:25:34.160 You know

00:25:34.560 Really sketchy

00:25:35.460 You want to stay away from her

00:25:36.340 I don't think

00:25:36.640 I've ever known

00:25:37.020 A good crystal

00:25:37.520 That wasn't on

00:25:38.340 Something

00:25:39.360 And doing something

00:25:40.340 So anyway

00:25:40.980 She got rid of

00:25:41.880 All the crystals

00:25:42.500 Everything stopped

00:25:43.700 It's been several years

00:25:44.640 Her son hasn't had any issues

00:25:45.640 She goes

00:25:45.920 I started listening to your show

00:25:47.180 Back when I was

00:25:48.400 Let's say

00:25:49.120 A little more wild

00:25:50.340 Well that's what

00:25:51.380 We were doing this show

00:25:52.220 When we were a little bit more wild

00:25:53.160 David that's the

00:25:56.060 Fourth Gnosticism today

00:25:57.360 Sorry Atma

00:25:58.300 It's true though 0.99

00:26:00.140 But I wanted to say

00:26:02.720 Thank you for walking

00:26:03.860 The journey

00:26:04.440 Back to God

00:26:05.280 With me

00:26:05.940 And all of your listeners

00:26:07.240 Whenever

00:26:07.620 Wherever they are

00:26:08.780 In their journey

00:26:09.420 The quality of guests

00:26:11.260 Ed is always my favorite

00:26:12.480 And how your content

00:26:13.720 Morphed over time

00:26:14.640 Has been truly

00:26:15.120 Refreshed

00:26:15.760 I was

00:26:16.440 An infant

00:26:17.420 I was infant baptized

00:26:19.240 But ended up getting

00:26:20.380 Believer baptized

00:26:21.640 This year

00:26:22.780 Nice

00:26:23.300 Crushy

00:26:23.780 Hold on

00:26:24.440 There we go

00:26:26.740 That's for the

00:26:27.560 Believer baptized

00:26:28.300 My kids did too

00:26:29.600 As Raven says

00:26:30.800 Strengthen your relationship

00:26:31.700 With the Lord

00:26:32.320 Be watchful

00:26:33.380 And practice discernment

00:26:34.720 And above all else

00:26:35.660 Protect the kids

00:26:36.560 Amen

00:26:36.920 Don't bite my head off

00:26:38.700 But I will admit

00:26:39.300 I didn't care for Matt

00:26:40.600 With seven T's

00:26:41.520 At first

00:26:42.220 I don't blame you

00:26:43.080 He grew on me

00:26:44.320 And I thoroughly enjoy

00:26:46.240 Straight Bible 0.61

00:26:47.000 Keep up the good work

00:26:48.020 Thanks

00:26:48.520 Filthy poor Holly 1.00

00:26:49.700 Filthy poor Holly 1.00

00:26:51.060 With a banger

00:26:52.300 That's awesome

00:26:53.140 I'm pretty sure

00:26:53.160 That's the same person

00:26:54.760 No it's filthy poor Holly

00:26:56.620 Different

00:26:57.060 Different

00:26:57.680 She elaborates

00:26:58.500 Let me revisit that first sentence

00:26:59.820 Now I feel like

00:27:00.500 I can't even send this email

00:27:01.540 Because of

00:27:02.240 Rich Holly

00:27:03.500 Last Chronicles episode

00:27:04.820 Top is always like

00:27:05.860 No there's levels

00:27:06.620 To the conspiracy

00:27:07.340 You're on level one

00:27:08.300 I'm on level two

00:27:09.080 I would agree with that

00:27:09.920 Yeah

00:27:10.800 So you do think

00:27:11.820 It is the same Holly

00:27:12.680 No

00:27:13.780 He does

00:27:14.480 Because he's on like

00:27:15.360 The next layer down

00:27:16.260 On the conspiracy

00:27:16.860 I think sometimes

00:27:17.500 It just moves so fast

00:27:18.440 That he doesn't read

00:27:18.980 Like the first sentence

00:27:19.740 Where she says

00:27:20.200 I'm not

00:27:20.540 Holly messaged me

00:27:21.740 Holly

00:27:22.600 Oh it is the same

00:27:24.580 I feel like I have

00:27:25.180 No right to complain

00:27:26.040 After torturing you

00:27:27.200 With the description

00:27:28.280 Of my childhood home

00:27:29.540 Yeah 0.99

00:27:29.820 And I'm a broke ass teacher 0.98

00:27:33.080 So it's worth a shot 0.98

00:27:34.840 To see if I can try

00:27:35.700 To exchange it

00:27:36.960 She's broke 0.99

00:27:38.320 She's broke too

00:27:38.980 Yeah this is

00:27:39.500 This is

00:27:39.900 Oh okay

00:27:40.400 Well they

00:27:40.700 I mean

00:27:40.980 She just happens to be broke 0.98

00:27:42.380 But one of them

00:27:43.420 Has a father

00:27:43.880 With many mansions

00:27:44.720 We all have a father

00:27:46.240 And this one

00:27:46.700 May or may not

00:27:47.480 Ooh

00:27:48.000 Bagger

00:27:48.720 You like that one Matt

00:27:49.540 Did you hear that

00:27:50.240 Yeah

00:27:50.460 It's another one

00:27:51.820 Oh we did

00:27:53.080 You're so proud of yourself

00:27:55.100 No I hate that

00:27:56.800 That was for him

00:27:57.360 That was good

00:27:57.840 It was a combination

00:27:59.260 Of Riz and Airhorn

00:28:00.420 Which is very cool

00:28:01.380 There you go

00:28:02.040 The Rizhorn

00:28:03.220 I like that

00:28:05.380 I like it

00:28:06.820 All right

00:28:07.140 The next one

00:28:07.640 We're going to read

00:28:08.360 Well you said

00:28:09.060 There was something

00:28:09.460 That you wanted to read

00:28:10.180 Right

00:28:10.420 We do have another one

00:28:11.400 Where it's

00:28:12.000 The ghost gets chased away

00:28:13.840 By the husband 0.99

00:28:14.540 And the gays 0.98

00:28:15.300 But if you

00:28:16.540 You said that you had

00:28:17.380 Something else

00:28:17.880 That you wanted to

00:28:18.580 And I just wanted

00:28:19.280 To finish that up

00:28:19.840 So Matt Hefner

00:28:20.700 Yeah

00:28:21.180 Pilgrim stranger

00:28:21.960 Yeah

00:28:22.600 Sent us something from

00:28:23.880 I don't know

00:28:25.240 If this guy

00:28:25.540 Does he say his name

00:28:26.360 In here

00:28:26.680 Z-Man wants to know 0.92

00:28:27.900 If I played Matt's song yet

00:28:28.980 He's from Canada

00:28:29.740 Look Z-Man 0.96

00:28:30.420 We gave him money today

00:28:31.420 We gave him cash

00:28:32.160 Cold hard cash

00:28:32.900 I don't know

00:28:33.160 If I'm ready to give him

00:28:33.780 Two gifts in one day

00:28:35.860 He's from Canada

00:28:36.700 He's a Canadian

00:28:38.040 Did you not read the email

00:28:39.080 He sent it to all of us

00:28:40.380 He sent it to like

00:28:41.260 Timeline Cleanse

00:28:42.480 What

00:28:42.920 He sent it to

00:28:43.460 Nephilim Death Squad

00:28:44.240 No such thing as

00:28:45.000 A Timeline Cleanse email

00:28:45.880 Well he had it

00:28:47.000 It was sent to

00:28:47.920 Timeline Cleanse

00:28:48.760 Nephilim Death Squad

00:28:49.820 And me

00:28:51.100 His name is Canadian

00:28:52.440 But I just forwarded

00:28:53.220 To Top Lobster

00:28:54.020 Okay

00:28:54.800 What's shaking

00:28:55.360 Big shooters

00:28:56.000 Big shooters

00:28:57.140 Reaching out from

00:28:59.140 Northern Ontario

00:29:00.240 Canada

00:29:00.800 See what I'm saying

00:29:01.420 Potentially 51st state

00:29:03.520 Ugh

00:29:03.900 Been listening and evolving

00:29:05.680 Not if I have anything

00:29:06.300 To do with it

00:29:06.700 Alongside with you both

00:29:08.020 Since late summer 2024

00:29:09.660 I don't even remember

00:29:10.360 What we've been doing

00:29:11.100 And have grown

00:29:12.740 To love you both

00:29:14.080 I love you

00:29:14.780 Oh 0.98

00:29:15.080 That's kind of gay 1.00

00:29:16.120 More recently 0.90

00:29:18.680 The apt introduction

00:29:20.420 Of Matt

00:29:21.080 With oh

00:29:21.740 Way too many T's

00:29:22.340 Maybe 15 T's

00:29:23.400 Yeah

00:29:23.600 I can't say how perfect

00:29:24.560 In addition he is

00:29:25.400 I can't say I agree

00:29:26.660 Probably got to curb

00:29:27.360 That a little bit

00:29:27.980 I would pull that back

00:29:29.060 Just a tad

00:29:29.540 He's fine

00:29:30.120 I mean realistically

00:29:31.920 Really

00:29:33.380 He's just fine

00:29:34.360 Yeah

00:29:34.540 No I mean

00:29:35.120 The area

00:29:36.240 That he lets us

00:29:37.380 Do it in

00:29:38.540 Oh it's all about this

00:29:39.180 It's great

00:29:39.580 Yeah

00:29:39.880 Yeah

00:29:40.520 Honestly if it was

00:29:41.260 A little bit bigger

00:29:41.880 But whatever

00:29:42.860 And up until today

00:29:44.100 It was free

00:29:44.660 But you know

00:29:45.180 Yeah

00:29:45.500 No big deal

00:29:46.780 But great addition

00:29:47.480 Yeah

00:29:48.340 I would say so

00:29:49.100 A little about myself

00:29:50.320 You guys covered

00:29:51.320 The extra electric

00:29:52.880 One month out of five months

00:29:54.260 And now you're like

00:29:54.720 Oh it's not free

00:29:55.520 Yeah the word you're looking for

00:29:56.720 Is you're welcome

00:29:57.320 Not once right

00:29:59.760 Not once

00:30:01.440 It's so rude

00:30:02.220 Not once

00:30:02.940 It's crazy

00:30:03.740 Thanks for doing it one time

00:30:05.020 Thanks for the money

00:30:06.520 Alright let's go

00:30:07.940 Go buy some seeds or something

00:30:09.080 Whatever you do

00:30:09.880 My awakening started

00:30:10.920 In December 2002

00:30:12.060 I moved

00:30:13.320 I just moved to Vancouver

00:30:14.900 And I think it's British Columbia

00:30:16.560 Big

00:30:16.960 These means nothing

00:30:18.420 This means nothing to me

00:30:19.420 These means nothing

00:30:20.400 These words

00:30:21.280 These means nothing

00:30:22.240 When you're talking about

00:30:22.960 Oh you have family in British Columbia

00:30:24.620 I don't know what that means

00:30:25.600 I like the next line

00:30:27.080 When my cousin's father

00:30:28.620 Who liked meth

00:30:29.380 Okay go on

00:30:30.540 You mean your uncle

00:30:31.540 Cousin's father

00:30:32.760 Yeah that is your uncle

00:30:34.260 Yeah no no no

00:30:35.300 Brother's father

00:30:36.420 No

00:30:36.680 Brother's father

00:30:38.380 Brother's father

00:30:39.080 Brother's father's your father dude

00:30:41.780 Yeah this is like

00:30:42.660 This is in Canada

00:30:43.600 Not Puerto Rico

00:30:44.480 That was a banger 1.00

00:30:47.440 Good job man

00:30:48.920 Okay

00:30:49.160 Alright enough with the

00:30:51.120 Dude I like the button

00:30:52.480 The bottom line is

00:30:53.520 Is his cousin's father's

00:30:54.720 Brother's sister's

00:30:55.440 Nephew's uncle

00:30:56.080 Liked meth

00:30:56.940 Let me read

00:30:58.020 And he spent time in prison

00:30:59.140 In the 70s

00:30:59.840 This is his straight bible

00:31:00.420 Okay stop it

00:31:01.420 I know but you see how long it takes

00:31:03.080 When he reads

00:31:03.660 I like when he reads

00:31:04.600 Please continue

00:31:05.260 Spent time in prison

00:31:07.560 In the 70s

00:31:08.460 Nice

00:31:09.180 Head said

00:31:10.500 While we were partaking

00:31:12.140 In some electric lettuce

00:31:13.320 What does that mean

00:31:14.200 Electric lettuce

00:31:15.060 That's weed dude

00:31:15.300 That's weed okay

00:31:16.120 That's a cool word for

00:31:18.160 The world is owned by 12 families 1.00

00:31:20.560 And Canada was given away

00:31:21.800 To the US

00:31:22.480 By Britain

00:31:23.160 During the second world war

00:31:24.600 Hell yeah

00:31:25.160 Maybe I don't

00:31:26.340 Again I don't care about Canada

00:31:27.580 So possibly

00:31:28.240 The 12 families things 0.95

00:31:29.340 There's probably 13 of them

00:31:30.400 Really one of them

00:31:31.060 Yeah

00:31:32.820 As foreign as this sounded to me

00:31:35.680 At 22

00:31:36.380 I knew the core of it was true

00:31:37.680 I don't want to look at that

00:31:37.920 I'm doing this

00:31:38.920 I'm doing a job 0.99

00:31:39.540 I'm doing a shit 0.99

00:31:40.080 Don't show me that 0.99

00:31:40.820 I spent the next

00:31:41.460 What's he showing you

00:31:42.120 I don't know

00:31:42.680 Showing me some

00:31:44.240 Pilgrim Stranger

00:31:45.240 Why is he doing that

00:31:46.060 I don't know

00:31:46.680 We're doing a show right now

00:31:47.740 Joe Brown wants a new shirt man

00:31:49.380 I love Joe Brown

00:31:50.520 Pilgrim Stranger is a good shirt

00:31:52.240 It is but

00:31:52.960 Don't show me that ever again

00:31:54.200 Okay I'm sorry

00:31:54.900 It's a good idea

00:31:55.620 I'm doing a show here

00:31:56.400 Okay

00:31:56.720 The next two months

00:31:57.900 I spent the next two months

00:31:59.080 Intensely digging

00:32:00.480 The early internet

00:32:02.340 The first epiphany

00:32:03.420 Was at most

00:32:04.440 Was

00:32:05.240 As

00:32:06.460 Was as most

00:32:07.660 Seemed to have

00:32:08.520 Under similar situations

00:32:10.080 See what I'm saying now

00:32:10.720 It's a weird sentence

00:32:11.640 Yeah I have problems

00:32:12.720 Reading the King James version

00:32:14.000 Because it's written by

00:32:14.820 Oh that's right

00:32:15.460 This is written in King James

00:32:16.600 I can't read it

00:32:17.020 No this is written in Canadian

00:32:18.260 He is

00:32:18.640 Which is worse

00:32:19.840 Which is worse

00:32:20.620 Yeah

00:32:21.040 Maybe that's a problem

00:32:22.680 With you Matt

00:32:23.240 You read the King James

00:32:24.440 So fluently

00:32:25.220 And then he was trying

00:32:26.660 To flex on me yesterday

00:32:27.520 When he was reading

00:32:28.640 You're trying to like

00:32:29.040 Put me down 0.92

00:32:29.880 Yeah you read the King James

00:32:31.500 So fluent

00:32:32.200 No because

00:32:33.040 Gotcha

00:32:33.460 He reads his ad read

00:32:34.700 And he goes

00:32:34.960 Put it on the fastest speed

00:32:36.740 Put it on the fastest speed

00:32:37.680 Too slow

00:32:38.520 Let me ask you something Matt

00:32:39.640 I'm going to edit this

00:32:40.600 Watch your ad read

00:32:41.380 Why did you look like

00:32:42.900 You were in pain

00:32:43.800 Doing the ad read

00:32:44.940 You looked like 0.68

00:32:45.340 You didn't want to be there

00:32:46.360 You looked afraid

00:32:47.920 Angry sad

00:32:48.460 It was going so slow

00:32:49.540 It was just going so slow

00:32:51.140 I know but you'd like

00:32:52.020 We have to use that

00:32:53.040 And it's like

00:32:54.580 You look like

00:32:55.040 You're threatening people

00:32:55.840 To come listen to

00:32:56.500 Straight Bible 0.61

00:32:57.020 If we use the video

00:32:59.440 From that

00:32:59.920 That's going to be

00:33:00.540 Like intimidating

00:33:01.440 I like that

00:33:02.220 Why is this guy so angry

00:33:03.500 If my dad came in

00:33:04.340 And he was like

00:33:04.720 You guys are talking

00:33:05.600 About the gospel

00:33:06.240 Yeah

00:33:06.720 Maybe put a smile on

00:33:07.880 I'd be like

00:33:08.280 You know what

00:33:08.680 That's good advice

00:33:09.580 That's good advice

00:33:10.800 Yeah

00:33:11.080 Yeah

00:33:11.780 Look like

00:33:12.180 Because the gospel

00:33:12.860 Is the good news

00:33:13.700 Maybe look like

00:33:14.280 You want to be there

00:33:15.040 Maybe look like

00:33:15.780 You're ready to spread

00:33:16.460 The good news

00:33:17.600 Not the upsetting news

00:33:20.200 Or the scary news

00:33:21.980 Wait was it really like

00:33:23.020 Intense and mean

00:33:24.120 And nasty vibes

00:33:25.080 When I was reading it

00:33:25.860 Yeah

00:33:26.520 I mean yeah dude

00:33:27.500 I was like

00:33:28.080 Well Topda gives me

00:33:29.160 No feedback

00:33:29.780 Topda was like

00:33:30.600 You did great

00:33:31.140 Not more than usual

00:33:32.160 Well it was weird

00:33:32.840 Because we were like

00:33:33.460 We're trying to take

00:33:33.980 Pictures for thumbnails

00:33:34.760 And we're like

00:33:35.100 Can you make like

00:33:35.620 A surprise face

00:33:36.340 And he's like

00:33:36.660 And then we're like

00:33:37.940 Okay make like a

00:33:38.900 Make like a curious face

00:33:40.200 And he does the same face again

00:33:41.520 And you're like

00:33:42.600 Okay make like a

00:33:43.940 Like a happy face

00:33:45.480 And he's like

00:33:45.880 And as soon as I said

00:33:47.600 I said make a happy face

00:33:48.760 And I watched his

00:33:49.760 I'm going to make up a word here

00:33:50.680 I watched his brow furrow

00:33:52.060 Yeah

00:33:52.840 For real

00:33:53.480 And I said

00:33:54.600 Why did you do that

00:33:55.620 It's very strange

00:33:56.620 Because I'm happy

00:33:57.220 He's like

00:33:57.740 I'm very happy right now

00:33:58.720 Can't you tell

00:33:59.240 Like okay dude

00:34:00.440 Geez

00:34:00.900 Whatever

00:34:01.380 By my demeanor

00:34:02.380 So when you guys see the thumbnails

00:34:03.860 And Matt has the same exact face

00:34:05.380 In every thumbnail

00:34:06.020 Know that we tried

00:34:07.200 But you know

00:34:09.240 There is much darkness

00:34:10.260 There must be an opposition

00:34:11.640 There is much darkness

00:34:12.820 Or everything would be dark

00:34:14.300 This is my first real personal acknowledgement of God

00:34:17.000 Although it was within me

00:34:18.820 Very gay 1.00

00:34:19.780 I like it 0.85

00:34:20.940 Just unacknowledged or unexpressed

00:34:22.600 At this time

00:34:23.720 My cousin used to go to the local video store for porn

00:34:26.180 Whoa

00:34:26.820 Okay see

00:34:27.960 This is the kind of stuff

00:34:28.960 I don't like to

00:34:29.740 That's a curse word

00:34:31.120 To me 0.99

00:34:31.660 Porn 0.66

00:34:32.000 See you don't say it 0.94

00:34:33.400 Oh

00:34:33.700 Don't you think that that's a curse word

00:34:35.860 It's a weird word

00:34:36.840 When you think about like the etymology of a word

00:34:38.420 Like what is the root of that word

00:34:40.100 When I say

00:34:41.200 When I say like funny curse words

00:34:43.540 Yeah

00:34:43.840 Does it make

00:34:44.440 Does it trigger something in your head

00:34:45.900 Like I'm

00:34:46.520 I just don't want to trigger something in somebody's head

00:34:48.940 That then

00:34:49.340 Oh yeah

00:34:50.000 They feel that

00:34:50.520 I try to trigger the horny

00:34:51.080 Yeah

00:34:51.540 Like if I'm making jokes and stuff

00:34:53.280 I feel like that's not really triggering these things

00:34:55.420 Does that make sense

00:34:56.700 Yeah

00:34:57.540 Using word enhancers

00:34:59.020 You're mocking people that don't like the n-word

00:35:01.040 But you're like

00:35:01.580 I don't like the p-word

00:35:02.540 I don't

00:35:03.520 I think the p-word

00:35:04.300 So then you understand

00:35:04.920 People don't like the n-word

00:35:06.100 What that

00:35:06.520 You say the n-word

00:35:07.460 Makes you want to listen to rap

00:35:08.480 That's fine

00:35:08.960 You say the p-word

00:35:09.740 You're going to go start

00:35:11.220 You know

00:35:11.580 Peeing off

00:35:12.280 That was racist 0.98

00:35:12.920 You're going to go pee off a little bit 0.94

00:35:14.280 What

00:35:14.440 That wasn't racist

00:35:15.220 Maybe it's true 0.96

00:35:16.460 What does that correlate to you

00:35:18.100 Well some people hear the n-word

00:35:19.620 And they go and pee off

00:35:20.500 Wow

00:35:22.660 This is really

00:35:23.540 A good thing

00:35:24.220 I hope your dad does not see this episode dude

00:35:26.460 He doesn't watch any of this

00:35:27.380 I don't know where he even got it from 0.99

00:35:28.600 He's going to smack you right in your mouth 0.97

00:35:29.920 If he hears this episode 0.98

00:35:30.920 So he went to the local

00:35:31.900 It's a curse word

00:35:32.340 Not a swear word

00:35:32.900 Video store for pee

00:35:33.960 Get peed off 0.91

00:35:35.560 Red hot video

00:35:36.360 Whoa

00:35:36.740 For a joke one day

00:35:37.760 A joke

00:35:38.300 He said they were hiring

00:35:39.780 We ended up giving

00:35:40.720 Going by one day

00:35:42.220 I wanted to get him

00:35:43.480 The biggest container of lube possible

00:35:45.300 What

00:35:45.840 That's inappropriate

00:35:46.860 You said this to me

00:35:48.360 You're the one that read this

00:35:49.980 And was like

00:35:50.280 This is good

00:35:50.760 I didn't say we should like

00:35:51.560 Talk about it

00:35:52.760 He's the one who said

00:35:53.740 We should read this

00:35:54.960 I thought this is what it was for

00:35:56.660 Was like when people send in

00:35:58.020 These stories for this show

00:35:59.480 Yeah that's what it's for

00:36:00.400 No they send you a story

00:36:01.400 No they sent it to you

00:36:03.140 Nope

00:36:03.480 This email is to

00:36:05.440 Nephilimdeathsquad

00:36:06.620 At gmail.com

00:36:07.740 How'd you get it?

00:36:08.460 Timeline cleanse contact

00:36:09.660 At gmail.com

00:36:10.680 There's no such thing

00:36:11.500 Okay

00:36:11.880 Well that's who it's sent to

00:36:12.680 There's no such thing as

00:36:13.240 Nephilimdeathsquad

00:36:14.180 At gmail

00:36:14.940 That's not our email

00:36:15.640 Well tell MJ Marzulli

00:36:17.420 I'm not doing this

00:36:19.480 No

00:36:21.820 It's just the wrong

00:36:22.860 It's simply the wrong email

00:36:24.200 So

00:36:24.420 I gotta go up

00:36:25.840 So we were trying to get

00:36:28.900 A big thing of lube

00:36:29.720 And he was hoping for

00:36:30.700 A five gallon

00:36:31.300 There's nobody

00:36:31.560 At timeline cleanse contact

00:36:33.380 I don't know what that is

00:36:34.640 Contact

00:36:35.380 I think I might have done

00:36:36.800 Something like that

00:36:37.560 Timeline cleanse contact

00:36:38.700 I did end up

00:36:39.760 Putting in my resume

00:36:40.560 For fun

00:36:41.200 Stop it

00:36:41.820 Stop it

00:36:42.280 Stop

00:36:43.380 Okay you go ahead

00:36:44.380 Don't do it anymore

00:36:44.740 No no no

00:36:45.620 You gotta stop

00:36:46.300 I'm not doing this

00:36:47.760 Okay

00:36:48.400 I was hoping for

00:36:50.000 A five gallon bucket

00:36:51.020 With a giant push dispenser

00:36:52.760 Hell yeah

00:36:53.360 No luck

00:36:53.960 But I did get

00:36:54.560 A two liter jug

00:36:55.440 Is that big

00:36:56.420 A liter of cola

00:36:58.060 A liter

00:36:59.160 A liter's big

00:37:00.420 Yeah

00:37:01.100 Like a liter thing

00:37:02.100 You probably buy

00:37:03.840 Coffee in liters

00:37:04.700 Or you measure it

00:37:06.220 In centimeters

00:37:06.820 Or something like that

00:37:07.680 Centimeters

00:37:08.580 That's not a liquid

00:37:09.280 Yeah I don't know

00:37:10.300 It just went from volume

00:37:11.560 To like

00:37:12.240 You heat it up

00:37:12.920 In kelvin

00:37:13.420 You heat it up

00:37:14.460 In kelvin

00:37:14.980 Coffee's weird

00:37:16.960 Kelvin measuring

00:37:20.080 You're a kelvin 1.00

00:37:20.980 Asthma

00:37:21.360 Yeah two liters

00:37:23.320 Of two liters

00:37:24.220 Of lube

00:37:25.640 Is quite a bit

00:37:26.300 Of lube

00:37:27.320 Matt probably

00:37:27.820 He probably heats up

00:37:28.640 Coffee in celsius

00:37:29.560 You do

00:37:30.340 Don't you

00:37:31.280 Do you

00:37:31.900 Maybe

00:37:32.680 See what I mean

00:37:33.760 It's disgusting

00:37:34.240 He's not even

00:37:34.740 Locked in 0.94

00:37:35.320 He found the two liter jug

00:37:36.640 I suppose that's big

00:37:37.860 Perhaps

00:37:38.520 Perhaps

00:37:39.260 I did end up

00:37:40.680 Putting in my resume

00:37:41.900 For fun

00:37:42.480 And got a call

00:37:43.180 Where I was informed

00:37:43.980 That I'm very overqualified

00:37:45.480 For the position

00:37:46.180 But it's available

00:37:47.160 If I want it

00:37:48.060 I originally studied

00:37:49.820 Mechanical engineering

00:37:50.940 In college

00:37:51.640 It was the best job

00:37:53.620 I ever had

00:37:54.120 The end of

00:37:55.440 The end of video

00:37:56.520 Was happening

00:37:57.080 And the beginning

00:37:57.860 Of the internet

00:37:58.480 At the same time

00:37:59.220 Let me just tell

00:37:59.780 A quick story

00:38:00.500 Wait this guy

00:38:01.580 Did take the job

00:38:02.540 As a

00:38:03.280 As a mechanical engineer

00:38:04.360 Yeah he's a Canadian

00:38:05.200 Pop really loves this story

00:38:06.780 As a professional

00:38:07.900 Goon facilitator 0.95

00:38:09.220 I was telling

00:38:09.800 I was telling

00:38:10.920 My wife

00:38:11.880 We were saying

00:38:13.500 If you could dream

00:38:15.980 And do whatever you wanted

00:38:17.780 In the dream

00:38:18.460 With me

00:38:19.260 Like if we could

00:38:19.800 Astral project

00:38:20.380 Is basically what I was saying

00:38:21.400 Yeah

00:38:21.820 We could but we won't

00:38:23.020 I mean yeah

00:38:24.560 It's easy

00:38:25.020 You just get a little

00:38:25.860 Binaural beats app

00:38:27.460 And have at it

00:38:28.400 Binaural beat down

00:38:29.340 I said what would you do

00:38:31.540 And she goes

00:38:31.900 I'd probably go do

00:38:32.800 Like something that we did

00:38:34.480 In the past

00:38:35.100 Like revisit the past

00:38:37.620 No sexual stuff

00:38:38.580 Get your mind out the gutter

00:38:39.420 See I said the P word 0.82

00:38:40.280 One time

00:38:40.760 And you're like

00:38:41.180 Mr. Nasty over there

00:38:42.980 Blap blap blap 0.99

00:38:44.260 You were talking about

00:38:45.980 The good old days

00:38:46.720 There for a minute

00:38:47.240 Yeah and you know

00:38:47.760 What the good old days were

00:38:49.100 What

00:38:50.180 Walking down the block

00:38:51.320 To Blockbuster

00:38:52.200 Hell yeah

00:38:53.140 Right

00:38:53.600 I used to love

00:38:54.620 Going to Blockbuster

00:38:55.480 Blockbuster man

00:38:56.580 Blockbuster

00:38:57.260 You guys never went

00:38:58.580 To Blockbuster

00:38:59.220 Oh yeah

00:38:59.600 Dude what is that

00:39:00.460 He's trying to lock in

00:39:01.740 And he just

00:39:02.060 You guys were together

00:39:02.880 So long

00:39:03.620 That it was back

00:39:04.180 On Blockbuster

00:39:04.920 Blockbuster

00:39:05.800 Blockbuster

00:39:06.600 That's a new one

00:39:08.140 Blockbuster

00:39:08.860 Blockbuster t-shirts

00:39:10.360 Ooh

00:39:11.040 I like that

00:39:11.560 That sounds a little bit

00:39:12.520 P wordy

00:39:14.360 You know

00:39:14.960 Like

00:39:17.040 Blockbusters

00:39:17.840 Blockbuster was great

00:39:19.600 I think if I

00:39:20.400 If I could do anything

00:39:21.640 In the ashram

00:39:22.320 It would just be like

00:39:23.000 Fighting stuff

00:39:23.700 I would do like

00:39:24.380 A lot of fighting stuff 0.97

00:39:25.320 With your wife

00:39:26.040 I guess if she was

00:39:27.520 Going to come there

00:39:28.000 I'd be like yeah

00:39:28.440 We could do fight stuff

00:39:29.240 Together

00:39:29.660 I don't think she

00:39:30.760 Want to do it

00:39:31.460 His wife would probably 1.00

00:39:32.560 Do it though

00:39:32.980 Because she'd be like

00:39:33.560 Whatever you want to do

00:39:34.420 Let's go

00:39:34.880 I'm just hanging out

00:39:36.020 Sword stuff

00:39:36.980 So

00:39:37.620 Alright

00:39:38.500 Video's ending

00:39:39.460 Very sad time in video

00:39:40.980 Yeah

00:39:41.440 When it ends

00:39:42.440 That was the change

00:39:43.440 That was like the shift

00:39:44.800 And then everything went to hell

00:39:46.200 It killed Blockbuster

00:39:47.280 Before that video killed

00:39:48.440 The radio star

00:39:49.200 Yeah

00:39:50.120 Deservedly so

00:39:51.300 Then it was killed by Netflix 0.96

00:39:52.940 And now everything's gay 1.00

00:39:54.300 Netflix sucks 1.00

00:39:55.260 So people really 0.98

00:39:56.840 Rarely came in

00:39:57.980 I got myself to

00:39:59.300 Stop it

00:40:00.100 I got myself a library card

00:40:01.440 For the first time in my life

00:40:02.500 And along

00:40:03.360 Along with the internet

00:40:04.820 I just started reading

00:40:06.480 Everything I could

00:40:07.260 If I remember right

00:40:10.020 The first book

00:40:10.960 Was Body of Secrets

00:40:12.560 About the NSA

00:40:13.380 I was very interested in God

00:40:15.660 And was curious about God's people

00:40:17.300 Two Jewish dudes

00:40:19.240 Showed up one day

00:40:20.100 At the shop

00:40:20.600 We became good friends

00:40:21.940 I got them to

00:40:23.320 Watch me

00:40:24.180 What's that mean?

00:40:24.940 No watch Mel

00:40:25.540 Oh to watch Mel

00:40:27.020 I got them to watch Mel Gibson's

00:40:28.660 Passion of the Christ

00:40:29.460 I got them to watch me

00:40:31.060 What were you doing?

00:40:32.240 You see what I'm talking about

00:40:33.240 Why were they selling

00:40:35.200 They were selling

00:40:36.040 Passion of the Christ

00:40:37.240 In this pee store?

00:40:38.360 No

00:40:38.700 No he was promoting it though

00:40:41.700 You know he was like

00:40:42.500 Trying to help people

00:40:43.360 And get them on the right track

00:40:44.320 I guess so

00:40:44.560 That's like having this podcast

00:40:45.960 In a Christian library 0.96

00:40:46.960 Yeah two Jewish dudes 0.97

00:40:48.020 Show up to my pee shop 0.67

00:40:49.300 And then I go here

00:40:50.940 Let's watch Passion of the Christ

00:40:52.140 Together

00:40:52.500 Basically right

00:40:53.340 I mean that's what I'm gathering

00:40:54.100 Listen I don't know

00:40:54.800 What goes on in Canada

00:40:55.700 So I shouldn't judge

00:40:57.300 That's true

00:40:57.480 It is a whole different

00:40:58.540 Yeah

00:40:59.360 Part of the

00:41:00.040 I'm learning that they got

00:41:01.580 Jews in Canada

00:41:02.280 I didn't even know

00:41:03.200 Yeah

00:41:03.640 And I recall

00:41:04.500 Do they still wear the little

00:41:04.940 Hats and everything?

00:41:05.980 Probably

00:41:06.300 Or are they flannel colored?

00:41:08.820 Maple leaf

00:41:09.500 Maple leaf hats

00:41:10.240 Okay

00:41:10.840 And I recall whenever

00:41:12.140 I would ask about Christ

00:41:13.200 They would put their head down 0.88

00:41:14.020 And say it's not for the Jews 1.00

00:41:15.160 It's for everyone else

00:41:16.080 What?

00:41:16.800 I didn't really understand

00:41:17.660 At the time

00:41:18.100 And I don't think they did either

00:41:19.440 They ended up moving back

00:41:21.060 To Israel 0.88

00:41:21.500 And I started building houses

00:41:22.780 Vancouver was going

00:41:24.140 Through a boom at the time

00:41:25.220 For the coming Olympics

00:41:26.320 And the money was great

00:41:27.260 I evolved to drafting

00:41:28.680 And project coordination

00:41:30.680 And later estimating

00:41:31.760 And project management

00:41:32.700 Of high slash low rise

00:41:34.380 Concrete construction

00:41:35.700 Are you a Patreon member?

00:41:38.480 Because it sounds like

00:41:39.280 You're making

00:41:39.660 Sounds like you got

00:41:40.380 Sounds like you're Guam-ing 0.88

00:41:41.460 And it sounds like

00:41:42.620 You just wrote to us for free

00:41:43.800 Sounds like you should be

00:41:44.540 At the mommy tier

00:41:45.280 You came in the back door

00:41:46.420 You wrote to the weakest

00:41:47.440 Member of this

00:41:48.100 Dude works at a pee shop 1.00

00:41:49.460 And then he comes in

00:41:50.100 The back door

00:41:50.660 That's crazy

00:41:51.140 He wrote to Matt

00:41:51.920 In order to appease

00:41:53.320 To get on the show

00:41:55.000 Matt you're right

00:41:55.800 I feel like you're

00:41:56.240 Real low energy over there

00:41:57.140 How do we know

00:41:57.820 If this is even

00:41:58.440 A real person dude

00:41:59.380 This is just like

00:42:00.000 Somebody A

00:42:01.060 That could be a bot

00:42:02.100 For one

00:42:02.620 And then for two

00:42:03.280 They could have just

00:42:03.920 Had AI right

00:42:04.760 This whole thing

00:42:05.300 This is a good question

00:42:05.940 How do we know

00:42:06.480 Canada exists at all

00:42:07.540 That's true

00:42:08.060 I've never been

00:42:08.660 That far north

00:42:09.280 I got up to the border

00:42:10.100 Once

00:42:10.300 I've been to Montreal

00:42:10.980 Great coffee shops

00:42:12.060 You know what's funny

00:42:12.660 Underground world there too

00:42:13.960 Yeah tunnels right

00:42:14.820 With the Jews 1.00

00:42:15.360 When you look at the chat

00:42:17.020 The chat knows

00:42:17.580 You're looking at it

00:42:18.080 It's very funny

00:42:18.580 They're like

00:42:19.020 Is he staring

00:42:20.020 And you do that

00:42:20.900 I just want to break

00:42:21.680 You know

00:42:22.180 Character right now

00:42:23.000 And say

00:42:23.380 You have a real

00:42:24.640 Stop breaking character bro

00:42:26.300 With staring at the chat

00:42:28.120 I don't know what to do

00:42:29.720 When I'm just sitting here

00:42:30.620 Listening

00:42:30.960 Look at his face

00:42:32.320 You can look at us

00:42:33.120 What's he doing

00:42:34.080 Look at the camera

00:42:34.800 Look at just the screen

00:42:35.840 Don't stare at the chat

00:42:36.680 You can look at the chat

00:42:37.640 But when you look at it

00:42:38.440 Don't look at it

00:42:39.000 As if you have to squint

00:42:39.980 He doesn't need to squint

00:42:41.340 He's got good eyes

00:42:41.940 He's looking at you

00:42:42.740 In condemnation

00:42:44.220 Here I want

00:42:44.900 Can we do

00:42:45.380 Alright chat

00:42:46.160 That's what it looks like

00:42:46.880 This is me looking at the screen

00:42:48.360 Wait wait wait

00:42:49.520 Can you go back to my camera

00:42:50.360 I want you guys to know this

00:42:51.940 This is him every time

00:42:52.640 This is looking at the screen

00:42:54.040 And seeing us in the room

00:42:55.560 This is looking at the chat

00:42:57.020 And you can tell

00:42:58.240 When I'm looking at you

00:42:59.220 I'm reading everything

00:43:00.200 That you're saying

00:43:00.820 And he does it

00:43:01.480 Look Sam Squanch

00:43:02.280 No if I go along with you two guys

00:43:04.500 On your show

00:43:05.480 Yeah

00:43:05.820 I just try to not interrupt

00:43:07.220 Yeah

00:43:07.820 And not try to interrupt

00:43:08.820 And be like in the middle of it

00:43:10.140 Mind my own business

00:43:10.900 No but what we need

00:43:11.460 Is for you to be

00:43:12.440 We need you to be locked in

00:43:13.760 Boss

00:43:14.140 Okay I'm locked in

00:43:15.240 I am locked in

00:43:16.180 But I just

00:43:16.620 Because what will happen

00:43:17.480 Is if I start talking

00:43:18.540 Yeah

00:43:18.900 Sometimes I'll just take over

00:43:20.200 And talk

00:43:20.420 I'm like blah blah blah blah blah blah blah

00:43:21.580 People don't want that

00:43:22.600 The chat doesn't want that

00:43:23.560 They come to watch you guys

00:43:24.720 I'm like this third guy

00:43:26.220 Over on the side

00:43:27.220 I chime in like once in a while

00:43:28.800 But I don't like

00:43:29.440 Okay I didn't want to say anything

00:43:32.180 But my dad did say

00:43:33.280 He's like cursing

00:43:34.020 And Matt

00:43:34.880 Matt does talk too much

00:43:37.680 And I was like

00:43:38.280 I will absolutely

00:43:39.160 Not stop cursing

00:43:40.520 But I agree with you 0.83

00:43:42.060 We'll get rid of Matt

00:43:42.400 Yeah

00:43:42.940 Alright

00:43:44.540 Let's get back to it 0.99

00:43:45.620 Just shut up when I'm talking to you 0.99

00:43:46.680 Please go ahead 0.99

00:43:47.160 People rarely came in

00:43:49.440 Oh no I got myself

00:43:50.500 Way back

00:43:51.160 Chuck

00:43:51.960 Let's go Chuck

00:43:53.320 Don't talk to Chuck

00:43:54.100 Yeah okay

00:43:54.900 So he says

00:43:56.520 But I kind of started

00:43:57.320 Wait if I could just say

00:43:58.420 Something else real quick

00:43:59.420 While I was gone

00:44:00.820 Somebody told me

00:44:01.600 On the end of the year thing

00:44:02.640 You guys said like

00:44:03.440 The nicest stuff about me

00:44:04.900 On the end of the year thing 0.99

00:44:06.380 No the fuck you didn't 0.99

00:44:07.220 And I was like what 1.00

00:44:07.820 There's no way

00:44:08.820 They said yeah dude

00:44:09.880 They were like glazing you

00:44:11.120 Saying the nicest things

00:44:12.060 You didn't even know

00:44:12.800 What that word meant

00:44:13.560 Oh yeah

00:44:14.040 They were like

00:44:14.640 They talked about

00:44:15.440 How good you were at business

00:44:16.560 How good you are in the shop

00:44:18.160 How good you are with people

00:44:19.360 How blessed they are

00:44:20.500 That you came into their life

00:44:21.700 People sent me

00:44:22.800 Like all this stuff

00:44:23.820 How nice you guys said to me

00:44:25.260 I was like

00:44:25.600 They never do that in real life

00:44:26.840 Just so you know

00:44:27.480 Chad is this real?

00:44:28.160 I don't think that was in real life

00:44:29.560 You guys said the nicest stuff about me

00:44:31.220 Chuck

00:44:31.560 Chuck

00:44:32.560 Chuck

00:44:33.560 We didn't say

00:44:34.860 I don't know

00:44:35.320 Send five figures

00:44:36.260 To glue letter Bible

00:44:37.360 Chuck

00:44:37.860 I think

00:44:39.740 I think what he's confusing

00:44:40.980 Is like

00:44:41.360 We said so much nasty stuff

00:44:42.600 About Clint

00:44:43.100 And then in comparison

00:44:44.260 It sounded nice

00:44:46.060 Whatever we said about you

00:44:47.160 Yeah

00:44:47.940 Like in contrast

00:44:48.780 No they were saying

00:44:49.840 You guys said like

00:44:50.660 The nicest things about me

00:44:52.080 They were like

00:44:52.720 It had to be because

00:44:53.560 You were like

00:44:53.940 Out of the country

00:44:54.640 There's no way

00:44:55.620 They would have said that

00:44:56.280 If there was any chance

00:44:57.040 That you were like

00:44:57.700 You were out of the country

00:44:58.620 In the country

00:44:59.480 Where did you go?

00:45:00.300 In the room

00:45:01.000 In the same building

00:45:01.860 They would have never done that

00:45:03.040 But since you were gone

00:45:03.740 They felt comfortable

00:45:04.420 Doing that

00:45:04.840 You were gone

00:45:05.400 You went to Canada

00:45:05.940 Or something

00:45:06.340 It was great

00:45:06.960 You went to Germany?

00:45:11.060 You muted me?

00:45:13.460 No let's play that game

00:45:14.540 Matt what are you doing?

00:45:17.360 You're low energy

00:45:18.020 You're not saying anything

00:45:18.980 Mute

00:45:19.440 Alright alright

00:45:20.200 That's fine

00:45:20.720 Don't do that

00:45:21.660 Because that really upsets him

00:45:22.880 I can tell that upsets him a lot

00:45:24.020 That was nasty

00:45:24.560 And we don't need nasty Matt

00:45:26.520 That's not good

00:45:27.120 That was nasty what I did

00:45:28.380 And I apologize for that

00:45:29.640 Look that's progress

00:45:30.840 Yeah

00:45:31.440 How do you feel about that Matt?

00:45:32.400 I'm sorry about that

00:45:33.300 Alright you want me to read

00:45:34.280 The rest of it?

00:45:34.800 No god no

00:45:35.240 Please

00:45:35.700 We can't stand somebody

00:45:37.740 Reading like in a timely manner

00:45:39.200 And getting all the words right

00:45:40.340 I kind of started

00:45:40.900 Ouch

00:45:44.040 Jeez man

00:45:45.220 I kind of started to fall away from God

00:45:46.800 I kept researching everything

00:45:48.380 And I could ponder God

00:45:49.520 And pondering God

00:45:50.840 But to many girls

00:45:52.100 To many beers

00:45:52.820 To many parties

00:45:53.580 To the ocean

00:45:54.680 No too many girls 1.00

00:45:56.060 Too many beers

00:45:57.140 Is it my fault?

00:45:57.860 Too many parties

00:45:58.740 Oh well he doesn't know

00:45:59.900 That it's an extra O

00:46:01.320 No I am reading it

00:46:02.460 The way it's spelled

00:46:03.380 That's how they spell it

00:46:04.420 In Canada dude

00:46:05.200 There's only one O 0.68

00:46:06.320 They don't do the two O's in Canada

00:46:08.560 Hey buddy

00:46:09.280 You got too many guys

00:46:10.680 Too many girls 1.00

00:46:11.940 Yeah guy

00:46:12.340 What is this all about?

00:46:13.120 What's this all about?

00:46:13.960 Alright listen

00:46:14.720 Too many parties on the ocean

00:46:16.540 Are deep in the mountain forest

00:46:18.060 Don't let them read for you

00:46:19.240 I later met some Native Americans

00:46:20.860 I'm half

00:46:21.660 Oh blah blah blah

00:46:22.460 He made that word up

00:46:23.920 Yeah

00:46:24.220 Ojibwe 0.83

00:46:25.260 Ojibwe 0.83

00:46:26.260 And Canadian sovereign citizens

00:46:27.940 Got close to Robert Menard

00:46:29.660 There's a link here

00:46:30.440 I'm not clicking on

00:46:31.300 Because it's probably

00:46:32.040 Probably the P word 0.52

00:46:33.560 Oh no

00:46:34.240 And Irene Gravenhorst

00:46:35.460 Oh

00:46:35.800 These are names he's made up

00:46:36.880 Matt's acting like he knows

00:46:38.120 He's stopping now

00:46:38.800 Oh yes

00:46:39.660 Irene Gravenhorst

00:46:41.280 My cousin went to school with him

00:46:42.760 Even lived

00:46:44.660 He lived with Irene Gravenhorst

00:46:46.640 He lived with Irene Gravenhorst 0.98

00:46:47.300 Now this is bullshit 0.97

00:46:48.160 Now I'm calling it 0.99

00:46:49.680 Wait a second

00:46:50.340 No no it's not dude

00:46:51.600 Chief Red Jacket

00:46:52.520 And her husband Chief Killapong

00:46:53.880 No that's not

00:46:54.940 That's Kia Pilanok 0.88

00:46:56.740 Tila Tequila

00:46:59.900 So he lived with all these people

00:47:01.640 Before the Olympics started

00:47:02.700 Chief Red Jacket 1.00

00:47:03.600 You really think that motherfucker 1.00

00:47:04.560 Had a red jacket? 1.00

00:47:05.340 I learned many a thing from them

00:47:07.260 Who I am now I'm not

00:47:09.140 This guy's just lying to us

00:47:10.360 On our own show

00:47:10.820 Did you type this up Matt?

00:47:11.780 No I got this at like

00:47:13.500 It gets better

00:47:14.140 It gets a little bit better

00:47:15.140 Okay

00:47:15.400 But I started to realize

00:47:16.980 In some delusion

00:47:18.100 That there is some delusion

00:47:19.560 In these groups

00:47:20.200 They had great knowledge 1.00

00:47:21.640 But stupid wisdom 1.00

00:47:22.980 Oh 1.00

00:47:23.760 So take the knowledge

00:47:24.720 And move on

00:47:25.160 This is what we were talking about

00:47:26.200 Kind of like

00:47:26.780 Top's realization of libertarianism

00:47:28.620 We talked about this on

00:47:29.560 Straight Bible 0.61

00:47:30.740 It's like kind of

00:47:31.860 Take what you can get

00:47:32.640 From these people

00:47:33.280 But don't deify them

00:47:34.820 Yeah

00:47:35.180 I'm a big fan of the

00:47:36.780 Persecution and

00:47:37.720 What did you make that face for?

00:47:39.100 That's the right

00:47:39.640 I used the right word 0.90

00:47:40.740 Don't deify them

00:47:42.160 And then he goes

00:47:43.140 Matt goes

00:47:43.560 You're making up words?

00:47:45.360 Yeah

00:47:45.600 Who said don't deify them?

00:47:47.220 You didn't say that

00:47:48.060 I just said that

00:47:48.780 I don't know if he said that

00:47:49.640 No

00:47:49.920 The Raven said

00:47:51.660 Yeah

00:47:52.340 You said get what you need

00:47:53.640 From him

00:47:53.900 And the Raven said 1.00

00:47:54.360 And then kill him 1.00

00:47:55.100 Oh he said 1.00

00:47:55.760 Oh so yeah

00:47:56.500 No I said don't deify them

00:47:57.920 Oh he was making recoiling

00:47:59.220 At the killing of the native

00:48:00.140 Yeah because I think

00:48:01.040 It was probably a good move

00:48:01.920 He probably thought

00:48:02.480 Deify meant

00:48:03.100 He probably meant die

00:48:04.880 He probably die 0.83

00:48:05.760 Oh yeah die 1.00

00:48:06.780 No I think you should

00:48:08.360 We should

00:48:08.820 Matt for like a guy

00:48:10.220 For a guy that pours coffee 1.00

00:48:11.440 He thinks he knows shit 1.00

00:48:12.420 He doesn't know words 1.00

00:48:12.960 Which is crazy

00:48:13.680 We know words

00:48:14.500 I know how to read

00:48:15.380 That's really my only claim to fame

00:48:16.940 Fame

00:48:18.280 I then moved back home

00:48:19.760 No you're not allowed to read

00:48:20.840 This is Top's story

00:48:21.880 Top don't let another man 0.99

00:48:23.280 Read for you

00:48:23.820 I won't

00:48:24.900 Getting soft

00:48:25.500 I then moved back home

00:48:26.740 To work with my

00:48:27.540 That was good

00:48:31.960 That's fair

00:48:32.620 That was nice

00:48:33.540 That's fair 0.52

00:48:34.020 Dude I got to piss really hard

00:48:35.240 Can you guys enjoy this without me

00:48:36.480 Oh can we

00:48:37.140 Can we take a break

00:48:37.920 Oh you want to take a pee pee break

00:48:39.000 We can take a pee pee break

00:48:40.220 But there's only two bathrooms

00:48:41.240 There's three guys

00:48:42.200 What are we going to play

00:48:42.920 I don't have to use the bathroom

00:48:43.720 I just want to take a break

00:48:44.660 Hurry up

00:48:45.700 Hurry up

00:48:46.540 What do you guys want to see

00:48:49.680 Alright see you later

00:48:52.420 I guess we'll play some Toad

00:48:54.340 Oh yeah play some Toad

00:48:55.400 Although I don't know how to find him now

00:48:57.840 Oh sorry 0.84

00:48:58.300 You son of a 1.00

00:49:00.300 I'm going to punch you 1.00

00:49:03.280 Guys we'll be back 1.00

00:49:05.000 We have to go

00:49:06.580 David has to do pee pee

00:49:07.800 No I'll keep him busy

00:49:08.740 Let me talk to the chat

00:49:10.180 While everybody goes

00:49:10.900 Are you going to talk to them

00:49:11.680 Yeah

00:49:12.020 I mean did you already turn it off

00:49:13.560 No go ahead talk to them

00:49:14.520 What do you guys want to talk about

00:49:15.620 That's nothing to talk about

00:49:21.700 That's nothing to talk about

00:49:23.480 Does Matt charge the old people 0.88

00:49:25.180 For electricity too

00:49:26.140 Yes

00:49:26.620 Yes

00:49:27.660 They pay

00:49:29.320 They pay for the room

00:49:31.780 Yay Matt

00:49:32.780 Next Tuesday

00:49:34.380 Squint

00:49:36.960 Okay you guys aren't giving me

00:49:38.440 Much to work with

00:49:39.160 So this is going to be

00:49:39.880 Kind of sucky

00:49:40.480 Until the boys get back

00:49:41.460 Based Matt

00:49:43.680 I think that means something good

00:49:45.060 Yeah this is like

00:49:48.060 Very low energy

00:49:49.000 Yes

00:49:49.920 At mom good

00:49:50.840 Yeah the Alvarino interview

00:49:56.820 Is going to be hot man

00:49:57.980 It's going to be good

00:49:58.940 The boys are going to let me

00:50:00.500 Sit in on it

00:50:01.140 I think

00:50:01.640 But I'm not totally sure

00:50:03.060 Okay I don't know

00:50:06.480 If I like this

00:50:07.560 Raven actually bumped into me 0.92

00:50:09.480 While I was drinking

00:50:10.140 On his way out

00:50:11.060 Which was kind of

00:50:11.920 Irritating

00:50:13.900 Outreach to the homeless community

00:50:17.800 Yeah we should

00:50:18.660 I mean the thing is

00:50:19.620 Is there's not

00:50:20.280 A ton of homeless

00:50:21.380 And you got to watch

00:50:22.120 The homeless

00:50:22.600 Because a lot of them

00:50:23.400 Are very manipulative

00:50:24.960 Okay

00:50:27.340 Mr. Eugenics

00:50:28.580 This

00:50:28.880 Uncomfortable

00:50:29.840 Okay

00:50:32.560 Subs mess 1.00

00:50:33.440 You should read

00:50:34.220 A bible 0.93

00:50:34.840 And my brother

00:50:37.640 Is just like you

00:50:38.340 Got me on the right path

00:50:39.420 That's a good brother

00:50:40.180 Ronnie Edwards

00:50:41.000 It's your favorite

00:50:42.260 Type of hunting

00:50:43.020 I really love

00:50:44.040 I really love turkey hunting

00:50:46.040 But gator hunting

00:50:46.820 Is fun

00:50:47.220 And deer hunting

00:50:47.800 Is probably what I do

00:50:48.400 The most

00:50:48.880 Duck hunting

00:50:49.660 Is super fun

00:50:50.380 David get back

00:50:56.160 In Germany

00:50:56.960 I hung out with my whole family

00:50:58.200 Man we all went on

00:50:58.880 This giant trip

00:50:59.620 Man my cousin has six kids

00:51:01.020 And they have like

00:51:01.680 Boyfriends and girlfriends 1.00

00:51:02.700 Oh shit 1.00

00:51:03.900 You went to Germany 1.00

00:51:04.620 Wait you went to Germany

00:51:05.900 It's just like really cool

00:51:07.740 I'm not doing this

00:51:09.060 Maybe Johnny Rock

00:51:12.420 Depends

00:51:13.220 Stop talking

00:51:15.040 Okay

00:51:16.720 Okay

00:51:17.940 Energy drink

00:51:18.720 You recommend

00:51:19.180 Yeah weld

00:51:19.940 Let's go Lucia

00:51:20.800 Pronounce Lucia

00:51:21.860 You definitely want to be

00:51:23.320 Drinking weld

00:51:23.980 And you can buy them

00:51:24.760 Through the website

00:51:25.460 Okay please

00:51:27.560 Can we get back to this

00:51:28.260 This is brutal

00:51:29.100 We're back

00:51:31.660 Well no I wouldn't say

00:51:34.140 Okay so the beef

00:51:35.460 With the veneration

00:51:36.400 Of saints and icons

00:51:37.480 Well yeah

00:51:38.100 We're just going

00:51:38.640 Straight bible right 0.96

00:51:39.620 That we go straight

00:51:40.520 We go boldly

00:51:41.740 Before the throne of grace

00:51:42.960 And so it's like

00:51:44.120 Disrespectful

00:51:44.960 When you can go

00:51:45.500 Directly to God

00:51:46.700 For the audio listeners

00:51:47.620 You should read the question

00:51:48.700 Okay

00:51:49.000 I can't read it

00:51:49.740 So could you read it

00:51:50.500 The question is

00:51:50.920 Matt can you explain

00:51:52.660 Your beef with the

00:51:53.300 Veneration of saints

00:51:54.300 Icons

00:51:54.960 Like the

00:51:56.280 TikToks

00:51:57.680 This is great

00:51:58.720 I learned so much

00:51:59.520 From you but I don't

00:52:00.340 Understand your beef

00:52:01.240 Yeah I just

00:52:02.340 Everything is about Christ

00:52:03.840 So like that

00:52:04.660 That's the main thing

00:52:05.620 Right is that you

00:52:06.280 You boldly go

00:52:07.220 Before the throne of grace

00:52:08.080 God himself came down

00:52:09.180 To the earth as a man

00:52:10.220 Let people like

00:52:11.320 Whip his back 1.00

00:52:12.220 And spit in his face 1.00

00:52:13.000 And rip his beard out 1.00

00:52:13.800 And dyed this bloody 0.99

00:52:14.660 Torturous death

00:52:15.600 To buy us back

00:52:16.800 From the dead

00:52:17.340 So that we could have

00:52:18.240 This open line

00:52:19.160 Of communication

00:52:19.960 Directly with him

00:52:21.440 There's nothing

00:52:22.460 Greater than that

00:52:23.300 So why would I go

00:52:24.000 Through any other source

00:52:25.580 Or why would I

00:52:26.600 Venerate any other source

00:52:28.080 Other than God

00:52:28.900 God himself directly

00:52:29.900 Especially when the scripture

00:52:31.300 Teaches that like

00:52:32.360 We don't have icons

00:52:33.900 We don't have

00:52:34.640 Idols

00:52:35.400 We don't have

00:52:35.900 Anything else

00:52:36.900 And we especially

00:52:37.780 Don't communicate

00:52:38.440 With the dead

00:52:39.220 We just go directly

00:52:41.140 To God

00:52:41.700 So it's basically

00:52:42.820 Just a being

00:52:43.500 Obedient to God thing

00:52:44.740 What's up

00:52:46.320 You coming in

00:52:47.820 We're live

00:52:48.740 But this is how

00:52:49.260 We do our show

00:52:49.800 It just doesn't matter

00:52:50.420 We don't care

00:52:51.020 All right

00:52:51.640 Tiffany's here

00:52:52.480 Can we get back

00:52:53.180 To reading the thing

00:52:54.160 What

00:52:55.180 It's behind the scenes

00:52:58.120 It's behind the scenes

00:52:59.980 Tiffany

00:53:00.400 Where's the button

00:53:01.920 Don't run away Tiffany

00:53:06.180 Get back here

00:53:06.920 Say hello

00:53:07.940 There she is

00:53:10.460 She's famous

00:53:11.140 Let's go

00:53:11.980 That's who helps us

00:53:12.840 With our social media

00:53:13.760 We're big time now guys

00:53:14.860 We have help

00:53:15.520 We have handlers

00:53:16.700 We have handlers

00:53:17.420 That's our handler

00:53:18.060 She's straight from Israel 1.00

00:53:18.920 All right

00:53:19.220 Let's get back to this story

00:53:21.140 Can you

00:53:21.480 Jesus is never too busy

00:53:23.020 Subs mess 1.00

00:53:23.780 Sometimes I feel

00:53:24.800 My sin is kind of specific

00:53:25.820 Or my request is specific

00:53:27.220 Jesus was busy

00:53:28.540 Or something

00:53:29.620 So I ask a saint

00:53:30.720 So no

00:53:32.160 No

00:53:32.460 You never do that

00:53:33.380 Come on

00:53:33.860 I mean God is omnipotent

00:53:34.960 Right

00:53:35.120 Yeah you go straight to God

00:53:36.420 Man he's the one

00:53:37.300 Who's been tested

00:53:37.960 In all points like us

00:53:39.440 So of all people

00:53:40.700 On the planet

00:53:41.340 Of all entities

00:53:42.800 On the planet

00:53:43.380 You go directly to God

00:53:44.920 Yeah

00:53:46.120 General Flynn is trans 0.97

00:53:48.020 Yes

00:53:48.500 Okay

00:53:49.320 We're gonna finish reading

00:53:50.600 Dude gross 0.69

00:53:52.080 Stop

00:53:52.480 I then moved back home

00:53:53.540 My father

00:53:54.080 In his logging company

00:53:55.860 But within two months

00:53:57.320 One of our new machines burnt

00:53:58.620 Weird

00:53:59.140 Then six months later

00:54:00.720 The mill we were in

00:54:02.140 The prime

00:54:02.460 For the prime

00:54:03.640 Prime contractor

00:54:04.820 For clothes

00:54:05.440 During this time

00:54:07.480 My mom ended up

00:54:08.420 Getting ovarian cancer

00:54:09.420 And breast cancer 0.99

00:54:10.380 Damn 1.00

00:54:10.820 Sorry about your mom's tits 1.00

00:54:12.020 And her ovaries 1.00

00:54:13.380 It never crossed my mind

00:54:15.520 It was time for her to go 1.00

00:54:16.980 Oh damn 0.99

00:54:17.760 Damn 1.00

00:54:18.300 She survived 1.00

00:54:19.720 And is still doing well today

00:54:21.060 Oh man

00:54:21.740 Hell yeah

00:54:22.420 What

00:54:22.900 Give him a little air horn 0.98

00:54:25.160 Yeah dude

00:54:26.260 Wow that didn't go as bad

00:54:27.280 As I thought

00:54:27.720 I would feel bad

00:54:28.540 Because I apologize 0.99

00:54:29.140 About her tits 1.00

00:54:29.820 She and her husband 1.00

00:54:30.720 Oh shoot the force

00:54:31.940 Have a cattle farm

00:54:33.060 With 150 cow

00:54:34.120 15 turkey

00:54:34.940 Nice

00:54:35.520 Chickens

00:54:36.140 Pigs

00:54:36.400 Etc

00:54:36.680 I used to have

00:54:37.320 A lot of chickens

00:54:38.000 But they're all dead

00:54:38.740 I ended up 0.99

00:54:40.320 Stop killing them 0.97

00:54:41.020 It's not me 0.99

00:54:41.840 You keep putting your sins

00:54:42.720 In them

00:54:42.940 And then swinging them

00:54:43.520 Over your head 1.00

00:54:43.960 Until they're dead 0.64

00:54:44.520 Well I think it was 0.98

00:54:45.280 Your cuss words 0.89

00:54:45.960 Is what your dad 0.60

00:54:46.760 Was trying to get across

00:54:47.740 Like you're using

00:54:48.280 All those cuss words 1.00

00:54:48.940 And it's causing us

00:54:49.640 To lose the chickens

00:54:50.440 Yeah they're

00:54:51.380 They're leaving the flock

00:54:52.560 What are you doing

00:54:53.460 I ended up

00:54:55.380 Returning to college

00:54:56.200 In 2013

00:54:56.740 And studied civil engineering

00:54:58.020 Worked for ducks

00:54:59.420 Unlimited

00:54:59.920 Designing and inspecting

00:55:01.400 Dams and wetlands 0.99

00:55:02.800 Damn 0.99

00:55:03.300 What the hell does that mean 1.00

00:55:04.620 I worked for ducks

00:55:05.460 Ducks Unlimited

00:55:06.620 Is a company

00:55:07.280 But I didn't realize

00:55:08.380 That they do

00:55:09.080 Inspect dams and wetlands

00:55:11.800 Well now you know

00:55:12.520 I've never even heard

00:55:13.700 Of this company

00:55:14.200 Later worked

00:55:15.700 With an

00:55:16.960 Environmental water company

00:55:19.180 Designing the water

00:55:20.020 Tree and ponds

00:55:20.720 Channels etc

00:55:21.620 And now I work

00:55:22.860 Mostly from home

00:55:23.720 Doing estimating

00:55:24.580 And cost estimates

00:55:25.360 For a municipality

00:55:26.040 Consulting company

00:55:27.160 Okay but where's

00:55:28.000 The spooky

00:55:28.580 Thanks for doxing yourself

00:55:30.220 There is no spooky

00:55:31.200 There's no spooky

00:55:32.040 We're just going on

00:55:32.840 We're just talking about

00:55:33.600 How wonderful our lives are

00:55:34.140 No this gets spooky man

00:55:35.400 Doesn't get spooky at all

00:55:36.460 See now we're never

00:55:37.320 Going to let you

00:55:37.660 Recommend another one

00:55:38.460 Of these

00:55:38.780 I didn't recommend it

00:55:39.900 I literally just

00:55:40.600 Forwarded it

00:55:41.120 We had a meeting

00:55:41.700 Before we did this

00:55:42.740 And you were like

00:55:43.140 I want to read this one

00:55:44.140 Go ahead read it

00:55:44.700 Finish reading it

00:55:45.100 Because I want to

00:55:45.420 Eat these M&Ms

00:55:46.040 Go ahead read it Matt

00:55:46.900 You want me to read

00:55:47.600 Yeah dude do it

00:55:48.600 Matt

00:55:49.600 It's a lot of teas guys

00:55:52.800 You might like this

00:55:53.700 It's a lot of teas

00:55:54.340 We live on a three

00:55:55.140 Aces of land

00:55:56.820 Is what he wrote

00:55:57.440 That's what he wrote

00:55:58.320 He wrote three aces

00:55:59.680 Give me some grace dude

00:56:00.380 But I think he meant

00:56:00.880 Three acres of land

00:56:02.160 And my wife and I

00:56:03.720 Also have a food forest

00:56:05.060 My wife

00:56:06.020 Hugel beds

00:56:06.840 Apple pear

00:56:07.660 Cranberry

00:56:08.180 Raspberry

00:56:08.560 Strawberry

00:56:09.020 Blueberry

00:56:09.460 Hazelnuts

00:56:10.120 Scarrets

00:56:11.020 He's going to start

00:56:11.720 Talking about

00:56:12.220 Garlic

00:56:12.720 This is crazy

00:56:13.580 Greenhouse dome

00:56:14.500 All kinds of things

00:56:15.640 My wife's vision

00:56:17.020 It's not what this show

00:56:17.820 Is about

00:56:18.200 I dig holes

00:56:19.180 Dude that's awesome man

00:56:20.480 He's growing a little farm

00:56:21.420 Very cool

00:56:21.920 We also took archery lesson

00:56:24.060 Last year from a

00:56:25.440 Hungarian horse riding

00:56:26.720 Archery professional

00:56:27.220 You do archery Matt

00:56:28.020 You look like a guy that

00:56:28.860 No

00:56:29.220 Aiden does

00:56:29.920 You look like an

00:56:30.480 Archery type of

00:56:31.200 I don't get in the woods

00:56:32.500 Enough to be out there

00:56:33.980 During archery season

00:56:35.200 You don't have to be in the

00:56:35.960 Oh okay

00:56:36.480 Well maybe when you

00:56:37.700 Become a full time podcaster

00:56:38.880 You could just

00:56:39.700 Screw off and do nothing

00:56:40.940 Like we do

00:56:41.380 Who can be a full time

00:56:42.580 Podcaster dude

00:56:43.620 It's literally like

00:56:45.120 0.5%

00:56:46.960 Congratulations you guys

00:56:48.140 On the 0.5%

00:56:49.260 Yeah that was big

00:56:50.680 Can I say that

00:56:51.280 Because the Patreon members

00:56:52.260 Would appreciate that

00:56:53.280 Yeah say it

00:56:53.780 We just

00:56:54.400 The show just became

00:56:56.060 Big enough that we

00:56:56.920 Officially entered

00:56:57.740 The 0.5 percentile

00:56:59.620 Of all audio

00:57:01.200 Podcasts

00:57:01.680 I wish I knew

00:57:02.300 If that's good or not

00:57:03.160 Yeah that's very good

00:57:04.620 It's pretty good

00:57:05.340 When do we get paid?

00:57:09.440 Matt when do you pay us?

00:57:11.120 I'm not doing this

00:57:11.960 No subs

00:57:13.140 Matt

00:57:13.340 The Holy Spirit

00:57:14.040 Does that

00:57:14.560 I didn't mean to say

00:57:15.420 That in a hostile way

00:57:16.320 I really didn't mean to do that

00:57:17.480 You can't just

00:57:18.220 Out of context

00:57:19.200 Address the chat Matt

00:57:20.900 God and Jesus

00:57:22.200 Are in the heavenly realm

00:57:23.940 But the Holy Spirit

00:57:24.840 Is here on the earth

00:57:25.740 So Jesus is at the right

00:57:27.600 Hand of the Father

00:57:28.240 Interceding for us

00:57:29.340 In heaven

00:57:29.880 The Holy Spirit

00:57:30.560 Is here interceding

00:57:31.520 For us on earth

00:57:32.340 So the fight's fixed

00:57:33.520 We don't need any

00:57:34.360 Dead saints

00:57:35.100 We don't need Mary 0.90

00:57:36.200 Who's just a human

00:57:37.480 Just like everybody else

00:57:38.320 We don't need anybody else

00:57:39.640 Doing any of that

00:57:40.340 She's co-redeemer

00:57:41.180 It's us and God

00:57:42.660 Smash my head

00:57:45.180 Against the thing 0.68

00:57:45.880 Yeah Z-Man I do 0.96

00:57:46.920 That was a bad throw

00:57:47.620 We do pour overs

00:57:48.460 We do

00:57:49.320 Stop reading the chat

00:57:50.760 24 grams in

00:57:51.880 360 grams out

00:57:53.220 For a true 15 to 1 ratio

00:57:54.620 No more chat

00:57:56.740 That's it

00:57:57.120 Now we have to hide the chat

00:57:58.100 Because you guys

00:57:58.700 Were laughing around

00:57:59.500 Like throwing tic tacs

00:58:00.600 No you were supposed

00:58:01.380 To be reading about

00:58:02.140 This guy in his many mansions

00:58:03.820 Or whatever the hell

00:58:04.440 He's talking about

00:58:05.140 His fruits

00:58:06.500 Okay we also took

00:58:07.580 Archery lessons last year

00:58:08.740 From a Hungarian

00:58:09.420 Horse riding archery professional

00:58:10.860 That sounds like a lot

00:58:11.780 So I don't think

00:58:12.580 He was just taking

00:58:13.200 Archery lessons

00:58:13.880 I think he was taking

00:58:14.480 Archery lessons

00:58:15.080 Like riding on

00:58:15.940 I think he's rich

00:58:16.600 Hungarian horseback

00:58:17.600 Hungarian horse 0.71

00:58:18.520 Riding archery lessons

00:58:20.340 Is that's rich

00:58:21.480 He white 0.97

00:58:22.100 So we are going

00:58:23.860 To set up a range

00:58:24.840 Behind the house

00:58:25.720 To work on

00:58:26.720 Breaking my sin

00:58:27.720 Of the target

00:58:28.660 Thank you

00:58:29.540 One interesting thing

00:58:30.880 About me

00:58:31.340 My family

00:58:31.960 On my mother's side

00:58:32.820 You just named

00:58:32.920 Six interesting things

00:58:33.920 Recently got recognition

00:58:35.440 Of our native heritage

00:58:37.320 Strange thing is

00:58:38.800 My great great great

00:58:39.840 Great great great

00:58:40.620 Great great

00:58:40.920 Grandfather's name

00:58:42.040 Is Waswani Asah

00:58:44.440 His son is Abram Asah

00:58:46.480 His son is Abraham Asah

00:58:48.540 Is that

00:58:49.580 Beep

00:58:50.260 Weird

00:58:50.740 Or what

00:58:51.480 Either the Jesuits

00:58:52.580 Got to us

00:58:53.260 Or maybe we're

00:58:54.220 One of the lost tribes 1.00

00:58:55.600 Shit this guy's like 0.99

00:58:56.680 I don't have enough 1.00

00:58:57.220 Cool shit going on 0.98

00:58:58.240 Maybe I'm part of 1.00

00:58:58.880 A lost tribe

00:58:59.540 Googling Asah

00:59:00.920 As a family name

00:59:02.040 You get Japan 1.00

00:59:02.940 Or Israel 1.00

00:59:04.080 Damn 0.99

00:59:04.740 Alright we get it dude 1.00

00:59:05.640 You're the shit 1.00

00:59:06.220 I have to say 1.00

00:59:07.180 Thank you in part

00:59:08.000 To top David and Matt

00:59:09.020 A lot of T's 0.91

00:59:11.020 I am closer to God

00:59:12.380 Than ever

00:59:12.940 If you were

00:59:13.440 You'd capitalize that

00:59:14.320 Oh by the way

00:59:15.060 Are people 1.00

00:59:16.320 People who are the shit 1.00

00:59:17.520 Came by 1.00

00:59:18.400 The couple that came 0.98

00:59:20.700 I didn't get to meet them

00:59:21.820 Tori

00:59:22.740 Yeah

00:59:23.140 And I don't remember

00:59:23.740 His wife's name

00:59:24.340 They're here

00:59:25.680 They're adopting a kid

00:59:26.520 His wife

00:59:26.940 His wife

00:59:27.940 They're adopting a kid

00:59:29.460 Down in Tampa

00:59:30.000 That's awesome

00:59:30.800 Kids in the ICU

00:59:31.680 So give them some prayers

00:59:33.520 But really cool

00:59:34.620 Ran into this guy

00:59:35.760 Not in the middle of nowhere

00:59:37.040 But I shouldn't have even been there

00:59:38.820 Like I

00:59:39.340 You shouldn't

00:59:40.220 Yeah I don't really like

00:59:42.560 When you go out

00:59:42.920 I went and

00:59:43.440 I went and like

00:59:44.120 To scoot with my kids

00:59:45.220 We were scooting

00:59:45.920 In Spanish Springs

00:59:47.760 He was doing some

00:59:49.340 Illegal stuff dude

00:59:50.420 Like he said

00:59:50.880 He shouldn't have been there

00:59:51.700 Stealing from Walmart

00:59:52.460 I was selling drugs

00:59:53.700 And scooting 0.98

00:59:54.700 With my kids

00:59:55.940 It's a good cover

00:59:56.900 They don't stop you

00:59:57.700 When you're with kids

00:59:58.260 Do you see how nervous he is

00:59:59.340 That he can't see the chat

01:00:00.300 His fingers are going

01:00:01.280 And he's staring

01:00:02.020 At the side of the screen

01:00:02.980 Where they used to be

01:00:03.820 Who knows what they're saying Matt

01:00:05.420 You'll never know

01:00:06.240 What the chat's saying now

01:00:07.400 He's still looking for them

01:00:09.080 Like they're gonna pop up

01:00:09.840 Shout out to Tori

01:00:10.600 I actually gave him my number

01:00:11.500 Might be a mistake

01:00:12.240 If you sit in this seat

01:00:13.660 Where are you supposed to stare

01:00:14.740 Us

01:00:15.920 I mean the people here

01:00:16.720 In the room

01:00:17.180 I'm just gonna look back

01:00:18.120 At you guys

01:00:18.640 I'm gonna look at you

01:00:19.480 While you read

01:00:19.980 I don't think so

01:00:20.680 Well that's how

01:00:21.020 A conversation works dude

01:00:22.520 You can have a conversation

01:00:23.680 With us

01:00:24.040 You want me to stare at you

01:00:25.120 While you read

01:00:26.020 Let's go

01:00:26.600 Look right into my eyes

01:00:27.640 When I read

01:00:27.940 You do the reading

01:00:28.680 Go ahead

01:00:29.760 I'm gonna look at you

01:00:30.660 No you have to

01:00:31.780 Read this reading now

01:00:32.640 I can't do this

01:00:33.240 Okay

01:00:33.500 He's made a mockery

01:00:34.640 Of this whole thing

01:00:35.000 I have to say thank you

01:00:36.300 In part to Top David

01:00:37.300 And Matt

01:00:37.780 The 15 Ts 0.98

01:00:38.940 No you read this already

01:00:40.240 He's closer to God

01:00:41.280 But he can't capitalize it

01:00:42.440 We get it

01:00:42.860 Dude we're so far beyond this

01:00:44.420 But admittingly not close enough

01:00:45.900 Hey

01:00:46.820 Raven

01:00:47.160 Now he's talking to just you guys

01:00:48.540 Raven slash Matt

01:00:49.440 Can I suggest without solicitation

01:00:52.300 When you feel Mr. Nasty

01:00:53.900 About to present himself 0.88

01:00:54.760 Especially in relationship

01:00:56.060 To Israel 0.88

01:00:57.340 In relation to Israel

01:00:58.960 Play him this song

01:00:59.880 We won't

01:01:00.280 Because it'll get his copyright

01:01:01.300 Stricken

01:01:01.740 We're not clicking that link

01:01:02.520 Not clicking that link

01:01:03.100 Plus who knows what that link

01:01:03.960 Goes to

01:01:04.500 Nancy's bringing up the chat

01:01:05.900 On the screen 1.00

01:01:06.420 Chuck from Guam was saying shit 1.00

01:01:08.540 She's tempting you dude 1.00

01:01:10.360 Although sometimes

01:01:11.280 I can't see the chat anymore

01:01:12.400 I'm gonna look at Top

01:01:13.260 While he talks

01:01:13.800 Maybe even many times

01:01:15.480 Mr. Nasty

01:01:16.220 Is required 0.92

01:01:17.120 So you decide

01:01:18.260 Required for what

01:01:19.440 I don't know

01:01:20.080 Let me look at what song

01:01:20.820 If you're being mean to your dad

01:01:21.800 For no reason

01:01:22.500 If you want somebody

01:01:24.840 To be mean to your dad

01:01:26.060 Mr. Nasty 0.98

01:01:27.340 I love that his dad 0.99

01:01:28.700 Is just

01:01:29.220 It's modest Yahoo Jerusalem

01:01:31.480 Dude get out of here 1.00

01:01:32.500 With modest Yahoo

01:01:33.600 Dude

01:01:34.000 Stop Yahoo

01:01:34.740 He did have one banger of a song

01:01:36.520 What did I try

01:01:37.040 With all my might

01:01:37.640 I love that your dad

01:01:39.160 Was in here just reprimanding you

01:01:40.420 And your mom was like

01:01:41.160 In the background

01:01:41.780 And like going like this

01:01:42.840 And going like

01:01:43.280 Like I wonder

01:01:45.780 What the conversation was like

01:01:46.800 They were like

01:01:47.120 Today's the day

01:01:47.880 We're gonna tell

01:01:48.400 Do you remember that song

01:01:53.460 He's gonna stop saying

01:01:54.580 The N word

01:01:55.180 And we're gonna tell him

01:01:56.600 In front of his friends

01:01:57.240 So it's gonna work

01:01:57.920 I think that

01:01:58.940 When you think about that

01:02:01.180 As a mission

01:02:01.700 But you put me

01:02:02.280 In such a bad situation

01:02:03.340 I love my dad

01:02:04.100 And now you made me

01:02:04.820 Have to tell you no

01:02:05.720 Yeah

01:02:06.120 In front of my friends

01:02:07.840 In front of my friends

01:02:11.260 I can't let you punk me

01:02:12.440 No we did

01:02:12.940 At any point

01:02:13.580 And it was like

01:02:14.060 Danny

01:02:14.340 If you don't listen to me

01:02:15.320 You're not playing dominoes

01:02:16.320 Next week

01:02:16.700 Did you say that

01:02:18.280 Did you say that

01:02:19.200 No

01:02:19.580 I don't think he called you

01:02:20.360 By your prison name

01:02:21.020 Or do you play dominoes

01:02:22.040 You play dominoes

01:02:22.860 You guys never invite me

01:02:24.320 Well there's a reason for that

01:02:26.200 Alright

01:02:26.800 All of this to say

01:02:28.580 Make me regal

01:02:29.380 All of this to say

01:02:30.780 Here's the big part

01:02:32.340 I think you can all be a bridge

01:02:34.720 For the little season

01:02:36.480 Slash non-little season

01:02:38.360 What are we talking about

01:02:39.500 What's happening dude

01:02:40.240 What is going on in this story

01:02:42.100 That's supposed to be spooky

01:02:43.220 I like it a lot

01:02:44.260 This is spooky

01:02:44.980 But

01:02:45.640 He sometimes

01:02:47.020 Black 0.64

01:02:47.400 Others 0.96

01:02:47.840 Can be a little insulting

01:02:49.360 In how he describes

01:02:50.480 The little seasoned people

01:02:51.540 And I get it

01:02:52.640 We're very insulting

01:02:53.600 To pretty much everybody

01:02:54.420 So this guy's a little

01:02:55.160 He's a little seasoner

01:02:56.560 Little seasonist

01:02:57.440 He's riding shirtless

01:02:58.840 On horseback

01:02:59.560 Doing archery

01:03:00.400 He never said shirtless

01:03:01.800 You made that part up

01:03:02.840 Of course he's shirtless

01:03:03.780 If you're going to do

01:03:04.220 Hungarian horseback archery

01:03:05.600 And you're going to do

01:03:06.160 With a shirt on

01:03:06.880 The shirt is implied

01:03:08.640 That it's not there

01:03:09.500 I would have no respect

01:03:10.420 For any man

01:03:10.980 Who does Hungarian horseback archery 0.80

01:03:12.580 And wears a shirt

01:03:13.380 Babylonian shirt at home

01:03:14.960 It does kind of remind you

01:03:16.980 Of that picture

01:03:17.460 Where Putin is out there

01:03:18.780 And he's riding horseback

01:03:20.240 With no shirt on your right

01:03:21.340 This is what he's doing

01:03:22.100 To be fair

01:03:22.640 Hey you know what's great Matt

01:03:23.560 On my laptop

01:03:24.180 I can see the chat

01:03:24.980 Don't look at this

01:03:26.240 It's kind of crazy

01:03:27.260 I don't even read the chat

01:03:28.380 All you do is read the chat

01:03:31.680 Look at his face

01:03:32.280 All right we'll pull it back up

01:03:33.500 So is that it

01:03:34.080 Is that we're done

01:03:34.660 With this guy

01:03:35.220 No he wants us to do this

01:03:36.540 No

01:03:36.980 What do we

01:03:37.480 What he can't make us

01:03:38.200 Do anything

01:03:38.680 He says

01:03:39.460 You know

01:03:40.740 It's coming from all sides

01:03:42.000 But having

01:03:42.880 Having this

01:03:44.060 With the confessionals

01:03:44.940 Happen at the very end

01:03:45.980 Of the year

01:03:46.400 Almost setting a stage

01:03:47.740 For the 2026 debate

01:03:49.060 Among Christians

01:03:50.180 With some of the language used

01:03:51.660 What's the debate

01:03:52.240 I don't know

01:03:52.840 The little season debate

01:03:53.740 Who's having that debate

01:03:55.380 Everybody

01:03:55.780 Was there a big 2026

01:03:57.120 Little season debate coming

01:03:58.520 I wasn't aware

01:03:58.960 Yeah it already happened

01:04:00.120 It's almost

01:04:01.420 It's almost exactly

01:04:03.080 Like how flat earth

01:04:03.900 And round earth

01:04:04.480 Divided people 0.99

01:04:05.300 Hmm

01:04:06.460 I mean I'm not divided

01:04:07.600 I love my little seasoners

01:04:08.580 I think he has a point

01:04:10.060 Yeah

01:04:11.080 That

01:04:11.980 I don't know what it is

01:04:12.640 There is a large section

01:04:14.000 Of Christians 0.85

01:04:14.940 That are in

01:04:16.420 With the little season

01:04:17.460 And then there's a rest

01:04:19.040 Of Christians 0.85

01:04:20.040 That are conventional

01:04:20.760 Yeah but that's like

01:04:22.240 A billion topics

01:04:23.320 In Christian

01:04:23.740 But we united

01:04:24.540 There's like a huge group

01:04:25.640 Of people that think

01:04:26.460 Tongues is okay

01:04:27.220 And there's a giant group

01:04:28.260 Of Christians 0.85

01:04:28.580 That think tongues

01:04:29.160 Is not okay

01:04:29.720 There's a giant group

01:04:32.000 Of Christians 0.85

01:04:32.460 That thinks everything's

01:04:33.360 Predetermined

01:04:34.120 And man doesn't have

01:04:35.140 Any say so in his life

01:04:36.240 And there's another group

01:04:37.200 That thinks everything's

01:04:37.860 Not predetermined

01:04:38.780 It's just predestined

01:04:39.680 And man does have

01:04:40.380 Another denomination

01:04:41.180 I guess

01:04:42.480 The little season

01:04:43.140 Denomination 0.75

01:04:43.580 Church of the little season

01:04:44.820 I mean it kind of

01:04:45.460 Is its own thing

01:04:46.240 Of course there's

01:04:46.900 Going to be a church

01:04:47.460 Of the little season soon

01:04:48.380 We should start it

01:04:49.960 We should get ahead of it

01:04:51.000 And start it

01:04:52.440 Is there money in that

01:04:53.100 Tax free

01:04:53.640 Okay

01:04:54.260 Whatever money there is

01:04:55.460 501c3 baby

01:04:56.600 I mean the curious

01:04:57.200 Thing about that one

01:04:57.980 Is there's a lot of people

01:04:58.940 Like that I've even noticed

01:05:00.200 That you guys have on

01:05:01.200 That are little season believers 0.99

01:05:02.480 That are not even Christians 1.00

01:05:03.660 So

01:05:04.020 Well we did that one time

01:05:06.020 Yeah can you move over

01:05:07.840 No you want me to look at you

01:05:09.300 Say it

01:05:09.580 That's fine

01:05:10.200 I'm only there

01:05:11.440 Because I was looking that way

01:05:12.900 Well no you just had to

01:05:13.940 Move your chair over

01:05:14.680 A little bit

01:05:15.080 So you could be in

01:05:15.560 The center of the screen

01:05:16.160 Anyway we had one guy on

01:05:17.860 That is not a Christian 1.00

01:05:19.120 But was a little seasoner

01:05:20.800 And we didn't even know that

01:05:22.340 Somebody got mad at me

01:05:23.280 Because I posted that clip

01:05:24.240 And they go

01:05:24.660 Why are you

01:05:25.280 Platforming this

01:05:26.060 And I just said

01:05:27.720 So you can see it

01:05:28.500 And they go

01:05:29.360 Oh that's actually kind of fair

01:05:30.540 I was like yeah

01:05:31.300 I just wanted you to see it

01:05:32.820 By the way

01:05:33.360 If you guys saw that clip

01:05:34.400 It was posted on our YouTube

01:05:35.300 And our Instagram

01:05:35.900 And it was this guy

01:05:36.700 That's talking about

01:05:37.720 You know

01:05:38.400 Christ not actually dying

01:05:40.040 But like ascending at 33

01:05:41.440 Yada yada yada

01:05:42.200 And he believes in the little season

01:05:43.240 If you saw that

01:05:44.460 And you're like

01:05:44.840 What is this

01:05:45.360 Are you promoting it

01:05:46.140 We're just kind of showing you

01:05:48.220 That it's a wild thing

01:05:50.040 That maybe

01:05:50.940 Are some of the fruits

01:05:52.000 Of the little season belief

01:05:53.160 Dude that's what I'm saying

01:05:54.940 You gotta take the chat

01:05:55.820 Off the screen

01:05:56.360 Because he just locks in

01:05:57.560 To what people are saying

01:05:58.640 It's so crazy

01:06:00.100 Alright let's finish this

01:06:00.920 It's like

01:06:01.200 Smacking him on the hand 0.89

01:06:02.540 We gotta finish this 0.93

01:06:03.300 So we can get back

01:06:03.980 Because there's another email

01:06:04.780 That actually I think

01:06:05.620 Has some spooky in it

01:06:06.560 And isn't

01:06:07.180 Isn't

01:06:07.660 Alright you mean to finish this up

01:06:09.180 So yeah yeah

01:06:09.740 I would love it

01:06:10.200 Go ahead you keep reading

01:06:11.040 My problem

01:06:11.800 Is that it's gonna take

01:06:12.740 The next three days

01:06:13.500 For you to finish reading

01:06:14.240 We got it

01:06:14.760 Really mean

01:06:17.480 You're Mr. Nasty 0.93

01:06:18.720 2016 Christians 0.98

01:06:19.860 With some of the language used

01:06:20.980 It's almost exactly like

01:06:21.860 How flat earth and round earth

01:06:22.920 Divided people 0.99

01:06:23.820 I think it's best

01:06:24.960 The community of those

01:06:25.960 Who follow Christ

01:06:26.720 Are not divided

01:06:27.460 My problem I admit

01:06:28.820 Is I don't know the Bible

01:06:29.840 Well enough to stand firmly

01:06:30.960 But for me

01:06:31.680 As in the flat earth

01:06:32.940 Round earth discussion

01:06:33.860 It looks like there is

01:06:34.660 Evidence for both

01:06:35.360 Well the problem

01:06:35.940 With the little season

01:06:36.640 Little seasoners 0.67

01:06:37.820 Is that they don't

01:06:38.720 Know the Bible

01:06:39.360 Well enough either

01:06:40.260 Well no

01:06:41.520 Some of them probably do

01:06:42.720 No

01:06:44.360 There's no way

01:06:45.100 I think there's probably

01:06:45.400 Some guys that are

01:06:46.180 Better than others on it

01:06:47.160 Yeah

01:06:47.460 I think Paul Stobbs 1.00

01:06:48.980 Probably knows his shit 1.00

01:06:50.040 Pretty well 1.00

01:06:50.520 I don't know how you

01:06:51.340 Could misconstrue it that way

01:06:52.560 No

01:06:52.920 Because there's a lot

01:06:54.020 Of things that people

01:06:55.000 Have exact opposing views

01:06:57.440 Throughout church

01:06:58.060 Stop it

01:06:58.100 Just keep reading

01:06:59.060 There's like so many

01:06:59.680 Things like that

01:07:00.300 Don't let them

01:07:00.760 Don't let them

01:07:01.240 Blast you up

01:07:01.460 So you can't just get 0.52

01:07:02.340 Caught up in that

01:07:03.300 And hating the other side

01:07:04.720 You just gotta like

01:07:05.500 Be like hey it's cool man

01:07:06.380 Hey Matt

01:07:06.680 Consider yourself

01:07:07.320 Blast

01:07:07.780 Concession to my admission

01:07:09.380 I bought a 150 year old

01:07:10.760 Bible

01:07:11.060 Big and thick

01:07:11.880 Make sure you say

01:07:12.920 Thick to yourself

01:07:14.020 Thick

01:07:14.480 Early last year

01:07:15.520 And getting more familiar

01:07:16.420 With the formal word of God

01:07:17.740 If I can suggest

01:07:19.000 Have yourself

01:07:19.660 Matt

01:07:20.120 Dave

01:07:21.320 Ed

01:07:21.640 TJ

01:07:22.040 Maybe the British guy 0.98

01:07:23.120 I'm not sure why

01:07:23.760 But I find them annoying

01:07:24.480 Paul Stobbs

01:07:24.820 But some

01:07:25.900 Paul's great

01:07:26.640 How do a friends thing

01:07:28.120 First together

01:07:28.880 Without the audience

01:07:29.860 Not sure how you could do this

01:07:31.560 But have all who will discuss

01:07:32.960 Spend time together

01:07:33.760 Hang out

01:07:34.220 Laugh

01:07:34.620 This may be a good job

01:07:36.540 For Dave

01:07:37.020 He can just insult

01:07:38.420 Even the poor

01:07:39.140 And they love it

01:07:40.140 Or how you broke Matt

01:07:41.360 The face

01:07:42.920 By just pointing it out

01:07:44.320 So they are friends first

01:07:45.700 The ice is broken

01:07:46.660 Then when discussion starts

01:07:48.780 The rules are

01:07:49.580 We are discussing

01:07:50.500 Toward conclusion

01:07:51.440 Not speaking from conclusion

01:07:53.220 I didn't understand

01:07:54.860 The vast majority

01:07:55.820 Of what you just said

01:07:56.440 I didn't either

01:07:57.100 But I kind of do

01:07:58.400 I kind of

01:07:58.880 None of the words made sense

01:08:00.020 But I get like

01:08:00.640 What he was getting at

01:08:01.460 Yeah

01:08:01.620 None of the sentence structure

01:08:02.740 Or the words

01:08:03.300 Or anything

01:08:03.980 He wants us to

01:08:04.840 Have these people

01:08:05.780 What it feels like

01:08:07.260 Is in person

01:08:08.220 To have a discussion

01:08:09.900 On the little season

01:08:11.220 Or if it's not a little season

01:08:12.320 That sounds exhausting

01:08:13.100 In person

01:08:13.200 I got to get Ted

01:08:14.260 From California

01:08:14.880 I don't even want to

01:08:15.860 Talk about it anymore

01:08:16.880 Oh yeah

01:08:17.380 It's like whatever

01:08:18.060 This British guy

01:08:18.760 From Britain land 0.99

01:08:19.840 I don't know how much

01:08:20.960 It would cost

01:08:21.620 And like we'll know

01:08:22.460 One day who was right

01:08:23.720 It's all good

01:08:24.340 And Matt

01:08:24.900 What the hell is Matt

01:08:25.600 Going to tell them about this

01:08:26.500 I'm not going to do anything

01:08:27.180 In that

01:08:27.440 He'll just pour the water

01:08:28.540 Top

01:08:28.900 Brown water

01:08:29.620 Top

01:08:29.940 This may sound light

01:08:30.860 Maybe it's a blessing

01:08:31.880 Maybe it's not

01:08:32.980 This may sound heavy

01:08:33.320 I was wondering

01:08:34.020 If you were reading or not

01:08:35.140 Let's go

01:08:35.840 Just read it

01:08:36.640 Top

01:08:36.980 This may sound heavy

01:08:38.000 Maybe it's a blessing

01:08:38.980 Maybe it's not

01:08:39.760 To be received

01:08:40.580 Or maybe not

01:08:41.360 But I think you could

01:08:42.400 Literally be the bridge

01:08:43.580 You are a bit of a bridge

01:08:44.660 To so many divisionings

01:08:46.100 Happening at the moment

01:08:47.340 Divisionings

01:08:47.900 There's no divisionings

01:08:48.900 I hope this message 1.00

01:08:50.100 Finds you bitch as well 1.00

01:08:51.160 I love you all 1.00

01:08:54.080 Bless you all

01:08:55.020 Don't dox him

01:08:57.100 Don't dox him

01:08:57.740 Just say

01:08:58.120 He already said

01:08:58.680 Where he works

01:08:59.400 McKenzie crushes 0.99

01:09:00.160 Thank you

01:09:00.540 Okay yeah

01:09:01.260 I don't think I can be

01:09:02.020 The bridge

01:09:02.480 Mac

01:09:03.320 The bridge

01:09:04.480 Mac

01:09:04.740 I'm not that guy

01:09:05.680 I just burned a bridge

01:09:06.800 With my own parents

01:09:07.580 Did you see

01:09:08.120 We covered it

01:09:10.000 For 30 minutes

01:09:10.620 It was bad

01:09:12.120 Well thank you

01:09:13.060 I struggle to remember

01:09:14.700 What that was about

01:09:15.460 Even moments after reading it

01:09:17.000 He wants us to

01:09:18.000 To get them together

01:09:18.980 That's the whole point

01:09:20.540 And what that was

01:09:21.220 Was to do a

01:09:21.960 Would be great

01:09:23.200 To put them all

01:09:23.820 At that table

01:09:24.460 But that would be great

01:09:25.660 But it's exhausting

01:09:26.380 It's not a topic

01:09:26.960 That I would love

01:09:27.660 To talk about

01:09:28.440 I know

01:09:28.600 Can you imagine

01:09:29.360 Like a guy

01:09:30.180 It sounds like

01:09:30.840 Your buddy JT

01:09:31.800 Loves JC

01:09:32.580 And then obviously

01:09:33.820 Brian from Demon Erasers

01:09:35.160 These guys are very

01:09:36.180 Intelligent

01:09:36.820 Well spoken

01:09:37.620 Well thought guys

01:09:38.680 And then imagine

01:09:39.480 Them having a

01:09:40.040 Competent conversation

01:09:40.860 Like with Ed

01:09:42.440 It just

01:09:43.640 Yeah

01:09:43.900 Is that going to go anywhere

01:09:45.300 That's not going to go anywhere

01:09:46.320 Debate never goes anywhere

01:09:47.460 Yeah

01:09:47.640 Could you imagine

01:09:48.360 Either one of those sides

01:09:49.580 Going oh man

01:09:50.240 That's a great point

01:09:50.960 I hadn't considered that before

01:09:52.100 Maybe you're right

01:09:53.020 Maybe we're not

01:09:53.580 In a little season

01:09:54.200 I think it would just come to

01:09:55.200 Yeah maybe you're right

01:09:55.900 Maybe we are in the little

01:09:56.740 It's like it's not going to go anywhere

01:09:57.840 I'll be honest

01:09:58.340 I don't mean to be insulting

01:09:59.180 It's just going to come down

01:10:00.060 To coherence of scripture

01:10:01.460 Of understanding it

01:10:02.900 Of understanding the translations

01:10:04.620 Of understanding the context

01:10:05.900 In which it's

01:10:06.740 In which it's written

01:10:07.740 And read

01:10:08.520 But even at that

01:10:09.400 It's clearly mysterious

01:10:10.460 There's clearly some people

01:10:11.980 Who think we're in the little season

01:10:13.040 I know but I think

01:10:14.280 Again

01:10:15.260 I think that if you read

01:10:16.820 The scripture

01:10:17.320 It's clear that we're not

01:10:19.860 I think that Ed

01:10:20.680 Has done a great job

01:10:21.700 Bro I know

01:10:22.540 I hear what you're saying

01:10:23.780 But like how many times

01:10:25.360 Can you go line by line

01:10:26.700 Through scripture

01:10:27.160 Like we're not under the law

01:10:28.220 And then you still see

01:10:30.060 The debate that we're under the law

01:10:31.600 Yeah

01:10:31.840 So why even do it

01:10:32.900 It doesn't matter

01:10:32.980 So what's the point

01:10:33.640 That's my point

01:10:34.480 Yeah

01:10:34.840 Like to you

01:10:35.600 You're like

01:10:35.980 Oh no

01:10:36.400 It's so plain in the scripture

01:10:37.820 To your point

01:10:39.220 You're saying

01:10:39.640 Of course we're not

01:10:40.520 In the little season

01:10:41.280 It doesn't work like that

01:10:42.560 Like people who want to believe

01:10:44.200 What they want to believe

01:10:44.840 They do believe it

01:10:46.080 And they find it in scripture

01:10:47.380 I'm not knocking them

01:10:48.180 Or putting them down

01:10:48.820 They find their own set of scriptures

01:10:50.800 That back up what they want

01:10:52.360 To believe

01:10:52.800 It's not within context

01:10:53.720 Is what I'm saying

01:10:54.500 So the discussion will be

01:10:55.980 Here's

01:10:56.800 Here is

01:10:57.300 I don't know

01:10:58.040 Revelation 20

01:10:59.040 Or whatever he's reading from

01:11:00.420 And then he'll go

01:11:01.560 Here's the

01:11:02.020 And we'll say

01:11:02.880 Here's the context

01:11:03.760 It's actually in my book

01:11:05.320 Here are the contexts

01:11:06.480 And if we want to talk about

01:11:07.700 The Psalms

01:11:08.220 That you're trying to back it up

01:11:09.160 With whether it be 82

01:11:10.280 Or whatever it is

01:11:10.920 Here's the context for that

01:11:12.320 Here's the context

01:11:13.160 For all of this stuff

01:11:14.200 In the Old Testament as well

01:11:15.580 And they're going to go

01:11:16.640 Yeah but look at this verse

01:11:17.700 It says here

01:11:18.480 In the etymology

01:11:19.240 And then we're just going to

01:11:20.380 Get into circles

01:11:21.140 Exactly

01:11:21.860 Exactly

01:11:22.460 And it happens already

01:11:23.280 Because those guys

01:11:24.540 Are 1.00

01:11:25.140 That would be a dope ass 1.00

01:11:26.520 I like these guys too 0.99

01:11:27.720 But let's talk about

01:11:28.600 Something else

01:11:29.260 Yeah something else would be good

01:11:30.320 And it's also like

01:11:31.320 I'm coming to a point

01:11:32.860 Where I'm like

01:11:33.380 Okay that stuff is fun

01:11:34.760 It's really fun

01:11:36.300 It's a conspiracy

01:11:36.780 It's fun

01:11:37.200 But the Bible says this

01:11:38.960 And it says something

01:11:39.820 It says it very clearly

01:11:41.600 In my opinion

01:11:43.180 Once you've read

01:11:44.180 Like three or four

01:11:44.840 Okay but the same thing

01:11:45.540 Happens with like the rapture bro

01:11:46.920 You got pre-trip

01:11:47.780 Post-trip

01:11:48.260 And mid-trip rapture

01:11:49.160 And you can watch a guy

01:11:50.480 Who beyond the shadow of a doubt

01:11:51.920 Goes line upon line 1.00

01:11:53.040 Scripture upon scripture

01:11:53.920 And he proves

01:11:55.060 Beyond the shadow of a doubt

01:11:56.060 A pre-trip rapture

01:11:57.320 The next guy gets up

01:11:58.420 Doesn't just prove

01:11:59.760 Beyond the shadow of a doubt

01:12:00.660 A mid-trip rapture

01:12:01.620 He makes the other guy 0.98

01:12:02.480 Look silly 0.92

01:12:03.060 The next guy 0.96

01:12:04.020 The third guy gets up

01:12:05.220 And he goes scripture

01:12:06.320 By scripture

01:12:06.840 And proves beyond the shadow

01:12:08.260 Of a doubt

01:12:08.640 A post-trip rapture

01:12:09.860 And that the other two 1.00

01:12:11.040 Are idiots for believing 1.00

01:12:12.080 What they think 1.00

01:12:12.780 It's just

01:12:13.400 This is just how it goes

01:12:14.700 With the scripture man

01:12:15.620 It's like

01:12:15.920 You can kind of make it say

01:12:17.640 Whatever you want

01:12:18.320 And I'm not even saying

01:12:19.500 That you're a bad guy

01:12:20.920 For that

01:12:21.540 I just think it's human nature

01:12:22.680 The way you pull

01:12:23.580 From scripture

01:12:24.220 You can

01:12:25.040 There is room and freedom

01:12:26.360 For like seeing

01:12:27.160 Different things

01:12:27.960 In the scripture

01:12:28.340 But that's not

01:12:28.760 That's never the arguments

01:12:30.000 With the little season

01:12:30.820 Little season

01:12:31.780 From everything that I've seen

01:12:33.060 Is we're pulling scripture

01:12:34.460 But it's like

01:12:35.760 One verse at a time

01:12:36.800 And then they go

01:12:37.680 Look at this

01:12:38.220 Unexplained thing in history

01:12:39.240 Look at that

01:12:39.680 Unexplained thing

01:12:40.300 Look at this

01:12:41.020 There's hundreds of viewers

01:12:41.840 Missing

01:12:42.280 Look at that

01:12:42.960 And it's like

01:12:43.260 Certainly all that's true

01:12:44.220 Okay so you're saying

01:12:45.020 They're pulling more

01:12:46.800 From like history

01:12:48.180 You're pulling conspiracy

01:12:49.200 And like current events

01:12:49.900 Conspiracy theory

01:12:50.860 And then like a little bit

01:12:51.920 Of scripture

01:12:52.220 Supplementing with the bible

01:12:53.360 As opposed to

01:12:54.460 Here's a verse on top of that

01:12:55.560 This is what I've seen

01:12:56.360 And I don't know enough about it

01:12:58.300 But if you're saying that

01:12:59.040 As a podcaster

01:13:00.040 Who's been doing this

01:13:00.880 And seeing both sides

01:13:02.020 This is what I've been seeing

01:13:03.840 And then the other guy

01:13:04.780 That wrote the book

01:13:06.300 I'm just seeing him go

01:13:08.000 Here's the scripture

01:13:08.760 Here are the supplemental scriptures

01:13:10.460 Here are the explanations

01:13:11.780 Here's what people

01:13:12.880 In the time period

01:13:14.260 When this scripture

01:13:15.000 Was written and read

01:13:16.200 Were thinking of it

01:13:17.360 And I go

01:13:18.200 That's a lot

01:13:18.940 So now my choices are

01:13:20.420 There's a lot of hidden history 0.99

01:13:22.040 There's a lot of fuckery 0.99

01:13:23.340 Going around 0.99

01:13:23.800 Sorry dad

01:13:24.340 Oh he's gonna be pissed

01:13:26.380 He's gonna be pissed dude

01:13:27.380 There's a lot of that stuff

01:13:28.980 Going around

01:13:29.580 But it just doesn't

01:13:31.280 It doesn't explain

01:13:32.380 Or it doesn't justify

01:13:33.880 What the bible is saying

01:13:35.100 Over and over again

01:13:35.880 So like

01:13:36.240 Either we're gonna be

01:13:37.080 Straight bible

01:13:37.720 Or we're gonna mix it up

01:13:40.000 And I'm gonna choose a side

01:13:41.540 And it's not even

01:13:42.040 It's not like

01:13:42.440 Oh you're choosing Ed's side

01:13:43.360 Because he comes on your show

01:13:44.000 I'm choosing the side

01:13:44.940 Of the scripture

01:13:45.960 That's not cherry picked

01:13:47.140 And mixed around

01:13:48.220 I'm just reading it

01:13:49.100 How it is now

01:13:49.640 That's fair

01:13:50.000 Yeah

01:13:50.400 And I'm

01:13:50.800 And not just reading it

01:13:51.700 How it is

01:13:52.040 But when you reference

01:13:52.880 Back into the bible 1.00

01:13:53.960 On itself

01:13:54.840 This is what it's saying

01:13:56.320 I think that's a healthy

01:13:57.680 Way for you to

01:13:58.600 Right

01:13:58.880 So I don't

01:14:00.020 I'm not really interested

01:14:00.920 In the discussion anymore

01:14:01.780 And I feel like

01:14:02.420 It's gone a little

01:14:03.520 It's gone too far

01:14:04.740 That people have to defend it

01:14:06.420 And people

01:14:07.420 I guess people have to defend it

01:14:09.360 Because they've been

01:14:09.840 Doing it for a while

01:14:10.740 But I don't care

01:14:11.380 How far it's gotten

01:14:12.220 How far it's gotten

01:14:13.160 I just don't feel like

01:14:14.180 Engaging with it anymore

01:14:15.100 Same

01:14:15.500 People could go

01:14:16.820 And go as crazy as they want

01:14:18.880 And maybe there is

01:14:19.500 Some fascinating stuff there

01:14:21.420 I've seen some fascinating stuff

01:14:22.260 We've done a good job

01:14:22.980 It just doesn't do shit for me

01:14:24.040 You've done a great job

01:14:25.140 We've done a good job

01:14:25.920 At not

01:14:26.600 Not like

01:14:27.220 Getting ourselves into it

01:14:29.300 And picking a side

01:14:29.940 We've let

01:14:30.340 As a matter of fact

01:14:30.940 On this show

01:14:31.500 We've let more

01:14:32.460 Little seasoners talk 0.99

01:14:33.440 Than anti-little

01:14:34.940 The only anti-little seasoner

01:14:36.220 We've had on his head

01:14:37.040 And we did one episode

01:14:38.300 We've done like three episodes

01:14:39.980 Maybe even four

01:14:41.220 The fourth one being accidental

01:14:42.500 On steel mailing

01:14:44.780 Steel manning 0.90

01:14:45.720 The little season

01:14:46.540 Yeah maybe

01:14:47.060 Three of them we intended to

01:14:48.460 And then one of them

01:14:50.040 We didn't know

01:14:51.280 It was going to go there

01:14:51.880 But that's where

01:14:52.240 It ended up going

01:14:52.820 But yeah

01:14:54.280 I mean we've talked

01:14:55.280 Endlessly about it

01:14:56.240 And I can see

01:14:57.120 I've seen enough stuff

01:14:57.840 Where I go

01:14:58.060 It's fascinating

01:14:58.400 You guys have done

01:14:59.820 A great job

01:15:00.580 Stop it

01:15:01.620 Who was the fifth one?

01:15:05.180 Our boy

01:15:06.100 Cabbage badge kid

01:15:07.780 No

01:15:08.380 That was like number four

01:15:09.560 Accidental four

01:15:10.460 I'm forgetting his name now

01:15:11.560 JT and Paul Stobbs

01:15:13.620 Oh that's right

01:15:14.380 Topher

01:15:14.760 Yeah

01:15:15.040 So we've done

01:15:15.900 Yeah

01:15:16.220 Five episodes

01:15:17.080 And Topher brought up

01:15:18.220 A great point

01:15:18.760 Like there's this

01:15:19.500 Black sediment

01:15:20.840 That is like

01:15:21.780 Layers under the earth

01:15:23.140 It's not everywhere

01:15:24.480 But in certain parts

01:15:26.300 Of the earth

01:15:26.640 I think definitely

01:15:27.320 In South America

01:15:28.000 And it's like this rich soil

01:15:29.300 Indicating that

01:15:30.500 There was like a crazy burn

01:15:32.000 Yeah

01:15:32.380 Like a mass burn

01:15:34.280 No that's that

01:15:35.100 Type of food foresting

01:15:36.620 That you do

01:15:37.120 When you make

01:15:37.720 Biochar

01:15:39.520 Like they did that

01:15:40.760 In all of South America

01:15:41.900 That's not because

01:15:42.560 Of a little season

01:15:43.360 Or a long season

01:15:44.260 Or a big season

01:15:44.960 That's just like

01:15:45.540 A farming method

01:15:46.420 Well whatever the case may be

01:15:47.740 Well he's saying that

01:15:47.860 It's existing naturally there

01:15:49.740 Because there was

01:15:51.180 Some sort of like

01:15:52.060 Crazy burn off

01:15:53.140 A high temperature burn off

01:15:54.320 That that's how

01:15:54.960 This could exist

01:15:55.600 And he's the guy

01:15:56.200 That he's developing

01:15:57.140 Biochar

01:15:57.860 He's the guy

01:15:58.400 Doing the science

01:15:59.460 Behind it

01:16:00.000 So he said that

01:16:01.280 That's interesting

01:16:01.900 And he said he leans

01:16:02.660 Towards the little season

01:16:03.840 Because of that

01:16:04.400 And there's also other things

01:16:05.380 And it's like

01:16:05.900 There's a lot of things

01:16:06.460 By the way

01:16:06.880 I think Topher

01:16:07.560 Crushes

01:16:08.560 Yeah he rules

01:16:09.560 I just

01:16:10.140 But again

01:16:10.740 It's like

01:16:11.020 That's not

01:16:11.520 That's in South America 0.98

01:16:13.000 But that's not the whole earth

01:16:14.100 It's just not

01:16:16.080 It might be localized

01:16:17.060 Maybe it is more places

01:16:18.180 Than just South America

01:16:19.080 But it's like

01:16:19.540 It's still not enough evidence

01:16:21.100 To

01:16:21.380 For me to go away

01:16:22.640 There are probably people

01:16:23.460 That would look at me

01:16:24.440 And say like

01:16:24.980 I care about the

01:16:26.340 Stop looking at the chat

01:16:27.140 I'll pull it up over here

01:16:29.080 No don't let him

01:16:30.140 Because he's going

01:16:30.540 He's freaking out

01:16:31.120 That I care about

01:16:32.640 The whole UFO disclosure thing

01:16:34.280 Too much

01:16:34.700 So whatever

01:16:35.160 Somebody else's

01:16:36.080 Little season is

01:16:37.160 Is just my

01:16:37.780 Topher will probably

01:16:39.280 Be here soon

01:16:39.960 Terra Preta

01:16:40.780 That's what they call it

01:16:41.700 JJ 1.10

01:16:43.040 Oh I would love

01:16:43.900 To have

01:16:44.620 Yeah that's right

01:16:45.040 Topher is going to be here soon

01:16:46.160 That'll be cool

01:16:47.280 We'll have him

01:16:47.620 To the house

01:16:48.400 To make some biochar

01:16:49.340 But that's like

01:16:49.880 You know

01:16:50.060 The way that people

01:16:50.840 Obsess over the little season

01:16:52.060 Like right now

01:16:52.640 I'm locked into this

01:16:53.520 Alien disclosure thing

01:16:54.520 Because I feel like it's

01:16:55.500 Yeah you're really

01:16:56.160 Obsessing over it man

01:16:57.060 Well yeah

01:16:57.340 I get it

01:16:57.780 It feels like it's time

01:16:58.520 It feels like they're

01:16:59.080 Pushing for a big 0.79

01:17:00.180 Gay reveal of some sort 0.91

01:17:01.800 With the Bledsoe's 0.99

01:17:02.880 And with you know

01:17:03.480 The disclosure documentary

01:17:04.560 And then

01:17:05.160 They're talking about

01:17:06.420 Trump doing it

01:17:07.440 And now there's

01:17:07.960 There's so many people

01:17:08.880 On this kind of

01:17:09.840 In this space

01:17:10.520 Who are all

01:17:11.260 There's like a vibration

01:17:12.400 Happening

01:17:12.860 It's all starting to bubble up

01:17:14.000 And I'm like 0.98

01:17:14.280 Oh shit 0.99

01:17:14.720 Are they about to do it 1.00

01:17:15.620 I think they might do it

01:17:16.480 By the way guys

01:17:17.340 We're gonna

01:17:18.260 Have this debate

01:17:19.160 With Timothy Albarino

01:17:20.040 This coming Tuesday

01:17:21.180 And then after that

01:17:22.380 What we are

01:17:23.220 Stop it

01:17:23.860 And then after that

01:17:24.840 On Wednesday

01:17:25.320 We're gonna have Fringe

01:17:26.520 To talk about

01:17:27.840 The divine feminine aspect

01:17:29.260 Of this whole deception

01:17:30.180 Which you know

01:17:30.780 The Bledsoe's

01:17:31.500 Are talking about

01:17:32.180 The lady 0.95

01:17:32.760 And this is a big

01:17:33.880 Thing that everything

01:17:35.080 Is pointing towards

01:17:36.040 Isis, Ishtar

01:17:37.020 Hathor

01:17:38.320 Mother Mary

01:17:39.380 One entity

01:17:40.520 Many different names

01:17:41.520 The Bledsoe's

01:17:42.520 Are saying that

01:17:43.180 This thing is

01:17:44.000 Mother Mary

01:17:44.600 It's a whole mess

01:17:45.900 And we're gonna

01:17:46.200 Talk about that

01:17:46.740 So

01:17:46.960 The reason

01:17:47.580 This is gonna go

01:17:48.620 Like in contradiction

01:17:50.000 To what

01:17:50.500 Albarino's saying

01:17:51.560 Because if

01:17:52.860 Aliens are not demons

01:17:54.260 The defense will be

01:17:55.600 Because of Pleiadians 0.99

01:17:56.940 Or

01:17:57.380 Toll Nords

01:17:58.620 Yeah

01:17:59.120 And this is the kind

01:18:00.160 Of stuff that

01:18:00.600 She's been experiencing

01:18:01.460 Which is demonic

01:18:03.020 Because they're putting

01:18:03.740 Her through hell

01:18:04.300 Yes

01:18:04.740 Yes

01:18:05.240 So we have

01:18:05.760 First hand testimony

01:18:06.660 And experience

01:18:07.340 Or Fringe is gonna

01:18:08.260 Be back to talk about

01:18:08.920 But I guess the argument

01:18:09.780 Then will be

01:18:10.620 Which testimony

01:18:11.700 Is legitimate

01:18:12.360 And which is not

01:18:13.300 And here are your receipts

01:18:14.580 Here's your proof

01:18:15.280 So it's gonna

01:18:15.740 Eventually go nowhere

01:18:16.720 But hopefully

01:18:17.140 We have fun with

01:18:17.780 Well yeah

01:18:18.600 I would hope so

01:18:19.360 Jack

01:18:20.380 The Raven just

01:18:21.440 Won't have me on

01:18:22.240 His show

01:18:22.600 Dude

01:18:22.800 I've requested

01:18:23.340 To come on

01:18:23.860 Multiple times

01:18:24.620 And so

01:18:25.100 I'd love to

01:18:25.680 Surprise him

01:18:26.240 But he'd be pissed

01:18:26.920 It's because

01:18:27.200 He keeps reading

01:18:27.800 The chat

01:18:28.200 I will say

01:18:29.480 One more thing

01:18:29.960 About the little

01:18:31.080 Season

01:18:31.440 Your thing

01:18:32.640 Your big hold up

01:18:33.880 Is about the

01:18:34.560 Great Commission

01:18:35.160 And where that

01:18:36.760 Falls during the

01:18:37.400 Little season

01:18:37.800 That's an interesting

01:18:38.300 Thing

01:18:38.520 Some people just

01:18:39.220 Say like

01:18:39.780 Yeah

01:18:40.080 You keep doing it

01:18:40.940 Yeah

01:18:41.100 You keep doing it

01:18:41.620 My thing is

01:18:42.780 Where is the

01:18:43.920 Where does

01:18:45.260 The Holy Spirit

01:18:46.040 Fall

01:18:46.380 That's another one

01:18:46.780 Yeah

01:18:46.940 That's another

01:18:47.380 Big runner

01:18:47.820 That's a big one

01:18:48.400 If Jesus has to be

01:18:51.180 Taken off the earth

01:18:52.320 For the Holy Spirit

01:18:53.100 To come

01:18:53.480 When Jesus returns

01:18:54.460 The Holy Spirit

01:18:56.000 Comes back

01:18:57.420 Like

01:18:58.400 Is there only one

01:18:59.380 On earth

01:18:59.960 Well that's the thing

01:19:00.780 If you believe

01:19:01.280 That the restrainer

01:19:01.960 That has to be removed

01:19:03.020 For the man of perdition

01:19:04.500 To come to power

01:19:05.300 Is the Holy Spirit

01:19:06.680 Then where in scripture

01:19:08.460 Does it say

01:19:08.960 It comes back

01:19:09.900 When the second

01:19:10.800 Coming of Christ

01:19:11.500 Happens

01:19:12.000 Well where does it

01:19:12.700 Say that Jesus

01:19:13.220 Leaves after

01:19:14.060 Satan's loosed

01:19:15.200 For a little season

01:19:16.020 It doesn't

01:19:17.400 It's only one verse

01:19:18.800 It doesn't say

01:19:19.420 That he leaves

01:19:20.200 It just says

01:19:20.680 Satan is loosed

01:19:21.740 And then

01:19:22.300 You know I guess

01:19:23.040 So Jesus comes back

01:19:23.920 For a thousand years

01:19:24.800 Unloose

01:19:25.500 Unloose is Satan

01:19:26.740 Satan gathers the army

01:19:28.280 And then

01:19:28.640 So where is Jesus now

01:19:30.140 He just

01:19:30.420 I don't know

01:19:31.600 It just seems like a weird

01:19:32.480 I just had never heard

01:19:33.520 Any doctrine like that before

01:19:34.800 Which doesn't mean

01:19:35.800 I'm right there wrong

01:19:36.660 I'm just saying

01:19:37.000 I've never heard

01:19:37.380 Nothing like that

01:19:38.240 It just seems wild

01:19:39.900 There's a lot

01:19:40.440 And I think

01:19:40.820 When you read it

01:19:41.400 You don't assume

01:19:42.060 That Jesus

01:19:42.700 Like leaves

01:19:43.880 While Satan's out

01:19:44.760 I don't know

01:19:45.300 It's weird

01:19:45.820 Yeah I don't know

01:19:46.940 I don't know

01:19:47.360 But whatever

01:19:47.780 Can I read the ghost story

01:19:49.200 No I get to read this one

01:19:49.780 You read before

01:19:50.440 No I didn't

01:19:51.300 Fine

01:19:51.800 You read the first one

01:19:52.920 Go ahead then

01:19:53.240 He read the second one

01:19:54.280 I only filled in

01:19:55.140 Because

01:19:55.460 I don't like when you read

01:19:56.200 If you don't do it well

01:19:57.280 Please

01:19:57.600 Okay

01:19:57.900 That's not nice dude 0.94

01:19:59.180 You're nasty to everybody 0.98

01:20:01.320 You need a little bit of it back 0.99

01:20:02.600 This is ghost please 0.55

01:20:03.800 From husband and gay men 0.99

01:20:05.320 It doesn't have 17 rooms

01:20:07.060 And basement

01:20:07.660 Ha ha ha 1.00

01:20:08.540 Damn 1.00

01:20:08.840 Holly 1.00

01:20:09.240 Holly's taking a beating 1.00

01:20:10.620 Yeah she is

01:20:11.320 This is my ghost story

01:20:13.680 We bought a house

01:20:15.080 In the country

01:20:15.580 Okay no

01:20:16.160 We're not gonna do it like that

01:20:17.340 I don't like when he does it like that

01:20:18.080 We were going to live off the land

01:20:19.760 LOL

01:20:20.260 The people we bought it from

01:20:22.520 Were the kids of an old couple

01:20:24.040 Who had died

01:20:25.300 No one told us in the house

01:20:27.260 But yes

01:20:27.840 They died in the house

01:20:29.200 Okay

01:20:29.880 What does that mean

01:20:31.060 No one told us in the house

01:20:32.380 Like there was like

01:20:33.200 Entities in the house

01:20:34.220 That should have told them

01:20:35.040 Somebody died in the house

01:20:35.460 No I think when they bought the house

01:20:36.400 Nobody told them that

01:20:37.220 Somebody died in the house

01:20:38.020 But they later on found out

01:20:39.040 That somebody died in the house

01:20:39.920 No one in the house told them

01:20:40.980 Because there was no one in the house

01:20:42.000 Outside of the house

01:20:42.800 Because they were dead

01:20:43.480 Somebody died

01:20:43.880 It all started small

01:20:45.280 Like

01:20:45.720 Little things

01:20:47.000 A door opened

01:20:47.780 You thought you had closed

01:20:48.920 Three

01:20:49.400 Things moved

01:20:50.460 But nothing major

01:20:51.500 But it soon got out of control

01:20:53.400 You know where you are

01:20:54.860 Telling everyone

01:20:55.600 My house is haunted

01:20:56.620 Please help

01:20:57.500 Why are you reading in such a condescending manner

01:20:59.100 I cannot stand the tone

01:21:00.380 The inflection

01:21:01.280 Show some respect to that

01:21:02.840 To the viewers

01:21:03.880 No I'm trying to read it

01:21:05.200 Like the way they're saying it

01:21:06.560 It probably took them a month

01:21:07.700 To write that sentence

01:21:08.520 No I know

01:21:09.160 I'm trying to read it

01:21:10.340 Where it's like

01:21:10.780 Got some oomph behind it

01:21:12.160 G by Jonathan says

01:21:13.220 Bet you if this was in the king's English

01:21:14.560 You'd be able to read it

01:21:15.360 Oh god

01:21:16.500 I'm reading perfectly fine

01:21:17.720 He's talking to you

01:21:18.540 You read

01:21:19.040 People laugh

01:21:20.180 And don't take you seriously

01:21:21.500 They just want to know

01:21:22.840 When the party is

01:21:23.740 So they can come see the ghosts

01:21:25.860 Well we did

01:21:27.380 Wait what

01:21:28.400 Yeah I get it

01:21:29.480 I get it

01:21:29.960 Yeah

01:21:30.480 Oh so she had like ghost house 0.79

01:21:32.300 Ghost party

01:21:32.800 Yeah you can't be like

01:21:33.600 Telling people like

01:21:34.320 Oh ha ha

01:21:34.980 Yeah have us over

01:21:35.720 Let's watch the ghost party

01:21:36.740 And she's like

01:21:37.220 No dude I'm terrified

01:21:38.200 My life is bad now

01:21:39.460 Well we did

01:21:40.540 Hosted that party last year

01:21:42.120 For Halloween

01:21:42.720 But before that happened

01:21:44.220 About a month before

01:21:45.120 Things got worse

01:21:46.180 Matt should have read that story

01:21:47.960 With Holly

01:21:48.460 Because he just went off today

01:21:49.920 About

01:21:50.460 He's like you know

01:21:51.460 I no longer want the things

01:21:52.720 Of the world

01:21:53.120 I used to go to other people's houses

01:21:54.620 And say I want that

01:21:55.400 But when I went to Matt's house

01:21:56.740 Oh yeah

01:21:57.700 I saw a three story fireplace

01:21:59.420 Yeah

01:22:00.100 Never in my life

01:22:01.040 Don't even know why

01:22:01.960 There's a projector on it

01:22:03.120 It's like he's trying to get

01:22:03.960 Into the heavenly realms

01:22:04.700 You want to talk about rooms

01:22:05.840 Many rooms in his mansion

01:22:07.440 You want to talk about a maze

01:22:08.280 Yeah

01:22:08.700 I don't even know

01:22:10.620 What are you saying

01:22:11.840 I'm saying

01:22:12.360 I'm talking about your house

01:22:13.100 It's like an old farmhouse

01:22:14.000 Dude it's like an old farmhouse

01:22:15.640 No I don't think so

01:22:16.660 From the 1980s

01:22:17.280 It has booth seating

01:22:18.280 It literally has a booth in it

01:22:20.520 Yeah

01:22:20.800 From the 1980s

01:22:22.020 He said that like it was bad

01:22:23.220 Like no you're so rich

01:22:24.640 You have a booth

01:22:25.300 And it's not enough right

01:22:26.520 Because you just keep pouring

01:22:27.380 The brown water

01:22:27.920 He's got a booth

01:22:28.180 He's got a table

01:22:29.100 He's got an island

01:22:29.980 He's got a food forest

01:22:31.100 He's got two living rooms

01:22:32.820 He's got a couch

01:22:33.900 That makes my couch

01:22:34.840 I wish you guys

01:22:35.860 Would have saw the place

01:22:37.120 When we got there dude

01:22:38.180 It's been a ton of work

01:22:39.780 Z-Man said the fireplace

01:22:41.000 The fireplace of Babel 0.98

01:22:41.860 You're trying to get into

01:22:43.660 The heavenly realms

01:22:45.080 Yeah that is exactly

01:22:45.960 This place is nice

01:22:47.240 It's crazy

01:22:48.700 It's not dude

01:22:50.000 It's not

01:22:50.500 Chuck from Guam says

01:22:51.520 Matt reads the Bible

01:22:52.440 Better than letters

01:22:53.580 Yes

01:22:54.160 But the thing is

01:22:55.160 They both have letters

01:22:56.080 And he can for some reason

01:22:57.260 Read one

01:22:57.860 I'm convinced now

01:22:58.920 That it's not Matt

01:22:59.640 It's the Holy Spirit

01:23:00.380 That's reading scripture

01:23:01.200 On straight Bible 0.84

01:23:02.080 Because this is not good

01:23:03.300 Yeah he like locks in

01:23:04.380 What is wrong

01:23:05.000 With the way I'm reading

01:23:06.060 It's so bad

01:23:07.400 And then you know

01:23:08.660 What they're telling you

01:23:09.540 Everyone at my house

01:23:10.740 Is haunted

01:23:11.500 No

01:23:11.900 No okay

01:23:12.780 I'll read normal

01:23:13.620 Okay thank God

01:23:14.420 Thank you

01:23:14.680 I didn't have to do

01:23:16.320 This whole spiel

01:23:17.180 The fridge left in the house

01:23:18.480 Was freaky

01:23:19.160 Instead of like

01:23:19.960 Someone was moving

01:23:20.780 Bottles around

01:23:21.800 Inside

01:23:23.500 Okay stop laughing

01:23:25.120 The fridge left in the house

01:23:26.440 Was freaky

01:23:27.100 Instead of like

01:23:28.080 Someone was moving

01:23:28.820 Bottles around inside it

01:23:30.260 Or it would growl

01:23:31.280 Or was it

01:23:31.660 The fridge left in the house

01:23:33.280 Comma space

01:23:34.120 Was freaky

01:23:34.820 You see

01:23:35.420 I'm reading

01:23:36.040 You don't see

01:23:36.840 That comma space

01:23:37.880 Yeah

01:23:38.380 The fridge left in the house

01:23:39.840 That fridge

01:23:40.620 This is a description

01:23:41.440 Of that fridge

01:23:42.280 It was freaky

01:23:43.400 It sounded like

01:23:44.380 Someone was moving

01:23:45.120 Bottles around

01:23:45.860 Inside it

01:23:46.680 That's not a place

01:23:47.260 For a comma

01:23:47.760 Or would growl

01:23:48.940 It's fine

01:23:49.420 Yeah I'm just trying

01:23:50.460 To make it work man

01:23:51.440 I'm trying to read better

01:23:52.500 So that it like

01:23:53.200 Helps everybody

01:23:53.800 Understand what's happening

01:23:54.440 You think there was

01:23:54.640 Topo Chico bottles

01:23:55.840 Like the real expensive ones

01:23:56.960 The big ones

01:23:58.060 Dude I'll tell you what

01:23:58.940 Now that I have a soda dream

01:24:00.400 Every drink is a Topo Chico

01:24:02.600 You could open it

01:24:04.000 And nothing would be

01:24:04.900 Knocked over or broken

01:24:06.020 But it sounded like it

01:24:07.480 Ghostbusters

01:24:08.600 Zul definitely lived in there 1.00

01:24:11.140 So we bought a new fridge

01:24:13.000 The dishwasher would

01:24:14.440 Occasionally come on

01:24:15.520 And pour water on the floor

01:24:17.000 Replaced it of course

01:24:18.480 How much of this

01:24:20.120 Is just like some

01:24:20.960 Stuff

01:24:21.940 Just like stuff

01:24:22.800 I gotta say real quick

01:24:23.880 By the way

01:24:24.340 You get like new stuff

01:24:25.720 You guys

01:24:26.060 When you write in to us

01:24:27.680 If you could spare us

01:24:28.840 The layout of your house

01:24:30.400 If you could not tell us

01:24:32.140 The intimate details

01:24:33.300 Like guys

01:24:34.040 This is a place for

01:24:35.400 When I start the show

01:24:36.240 I go

01:24:36.600 Welcome to another episode

01:24:38.500 Of NDS Chronicles

01:24:39.200 The show where we read

01:24:40.500 Your paranormal testimony

01:24:42.800 You know what they're doing to us

01:24:43.960 Not your house layout

01:24:45.800 I know what they're doing David

01:24:47.380 What?

01:24:47.980 I know what they're doing

01:24:48.820 And I don't like it

01:24:49.800 This is exactly

01:24:50.560 Yeah

01:24:50.940 I know

01:24:51.580 I know

01:24:52.260 What they're doing is banter

01:24:53.440 Oh yeah

01:24:54.780 Yeah

01:24:55.440 Oh is this payback for our banter?

01:24:56.980 We do banter

01:24:57.580 But it's entertaining

01:24:59.200 Yeah

01:24:59.620 This banter is

01:25:01.000 Okay this is getting rowdy though

01:25:02.300 The cabinets in the kitchen

01:25:03.540 Because everything before that

01:25:04.600 It's like

01:25:04.880 In the kitchen

01:25:05.540 Alright

01:25:06.140 You bought some

01:25:06.980 You bought a refrigerator

01:25:08.520 You bought a dishwasher

01:25:09.380 It's kind of janky

01:25:10.300 We were there for that part

01:25:11.160 We're not working

01:25:11.760 But now it's getting weird

01:25:13.200 There's really no description

01:25:14.180 Or explanation for this

01:25:15.280 The cabinets in the kitchen

01:25:16.440 Would open for no reason

01:25:18.300 As you would be sitting

01:25:19.500 In the breakfast nook

01:25:20.400 For when no one would be

01:25:21.780 In the room

01:25:22.080 He's got a breakfast nook

01:25:22.980 You were breakfast

01:25:24.040 Walk in and find

01:25:25.000 Every cabinet open

01:25:26.400 Has a way of freaking you out

01:25:28.420 Water would just come on

01:25:29.840 In the shower

01:25:30.340 Or faucets

01:25:31.200 Our daughter's daughter

01:25:32.140 Alexa turned on the shower 1.00

01:25:33.440 Damn 0.97

01:25:34.360 Lights would sometimes 0.99

01:25:35.520 Stop working for no reason

01:25:37.020 I don't know

01:25:37.920 I live in an old house

01:25:38.960 And some of that stuff

01:25:39.800 Well I mean

01:25:40.600 Does all your water turn on

01:25:41.600 And all your cabinets open too

01:25:42.780 Stop negging her 0.98

01:25:44.720 Maybe your house is haunted

01:25:45.660 Lights would

01:25:46.240 Lights would sometimes

01:25:48.040 Stop working for no reason

01:25:49.360 Just wouldn't work

01:25:50.200 Oh yeah

01:25:50.640 What were you wearing

01:25:51.420 The oven when turned on

01:25:52.960 And would not turn off

01:25:54.660 We thought it was just

01:25:55.780 Another broken appliance

01:25:56.920 Appliance repair man

01:25:58.260 Said it couldn't happen

01:25:59.380 But I tell you it did

01:26:01.160 I tell you it did

01:26:02.200 I tell you it did

01:26:02.780 He did sell us

01:26:03.520 Another appliance

01:26:04.460 I think he thought

01:26:05.660 I was crazy 0.64

01:26:06.420 Crazy face

01:26:07.240 You would hear voices

01:26:08.700 At times

01:26:09.360 Is this a girl

01:26:10.060 Of course it's a girl

01:26:11.320 Yeah

01:26:11.640 And our bird

01:26:12.560 Would talk in a different voice

01:26:14.380 That we never heard before

01:26:15.460 Oh they're bird people

01:26:16.600 They got a bird

01:26:17.260 That talks

01:26:17.920 I thought about getting a bird

01:26:19.140 That's kind of scary

01:26:19.860 It's a big

01:26:20.800 It's a big commitment

01:26:21.640 They bond to one person

01:26:23.180 And then to everybody else

01:26:24.040 They're typically very mean

01:26:24.960 Look at this

01:26:25.560 Like me

01:26:26.040 You would hear voices at times

01:26:27.800 And our bird

01:26:28.740 Would talk in a different voice

01:26:30.220 That we never heard before

01:26:31.320 The other bird

01:26:32.440 Would yell all day

01:26:33.260 See that

01:26:33.900 See that

01:26:34.660 We actually had to re-home him

01:26:38.080 Because he got so upset

01:26:39.600 By this house

01:26:40.400 Sadly

01:26:41.360 But he just couldn't take it

01:26:43.280 This went on for years 1.00

01:26:44.520 What a bitch 1.00

01:26:45.080 He was soft 1.00

01:26:45.700 He was probably soft

01:26:46.340 He was trying to show

01:26:47.040 He was trying to tell people

01:26:47.960 Like do you see this 1.00

01:26:48.800 That shit 1.00

01:26:49.320 Because it can speed 1.00

01:26:50.020 This parrot sees

01:26:50.740 Into the spiritual realm

01:26:51.760 And they're like

01:26:52.600 We gotta get rid of this bird

01:26:53.560 This parrot kept trying

01:26:54.160 To apologize to a walrus

01:26:55.840 It was mostly in three rooms

01:27:02.920 We put crosses up

01:27:05.060 We blessed the house

01:27:06.580 Yeah there you go

01:27:07.300 We staged the house 1.00

01:27:08.240 That's dumb as shit 1.00

01:27:09.120 We put crosses up 1.00

01:27:10.820 And we blessed the house

01:27:11.900 And then we saged the house

01:27:12.720 Then we put the demons back in

01:27:14.120 We offered them a burnt arm

01:27:15.740 We said prayers

01:27:17.340 We tried everything

01:27:19.100 Soul circles

01:27:19.860 Nothing stopped these ghosts

01:27:21.600 We tried summoning bigger demons

01:27:23.920 To take out the little demons

01:27:25.300 It just got worse

01:27:26.940 Go figure

01:27:27.540 You would get tripped

01:27:28.820 Pushed

01:27:29.480 Or lights turned off on you

01:27:30.920 Knocking was often heard

01:27:32.800 In the main floor bathroom

01:27:34.040 Like someone at the door

01:27:35.460 Things would go missing

01:27:36.640 And then reappear days later

01:27:38.640 What?

01:27:39.560 We thought it's the wind

01:27:40.640 It's the dogs

01:27:41.820 It's the oil wells

01:27:43.280 It was an earthquake

01:27:44.760 Everything before we decided

01:27:46.860 It was ghosts

01:27:47.640 And our neighbor happened to visit

01:27:49.140 And tell us about

01:27:49.920 Finding the couple

01:27:50.660 Dead in the house

01:27:51.680 Now this is how

01:27:53.200 It finally ended

01:27:54.200 Okay

01:27:54.480 I kind of like this

01:27:55.800 Yeah we're getting better

01:27:56.240 I feel like

01:27:56.840 Can you do something

01:27:58.620 About buying a house

01:27:59.900 And then later on

01:28:00.640 Finding out

01:28:01.220 You didn't disclose the murder

01:28:02.800 Yeah it's illegal

01:28:03.860 You have to disclose the murder

01:28:05.260 Is it in every state?

01:28:06.320 I wonder

01:28:06.640 Maybe some states don't have that

01:28:08.040 We don't know where this is

01:28:08.960 But I feel like

01:28:10.140 You should be able to do something

01:28:11.340 After the fact

01:28:12.200 Because yeah

01:28:12.640 I should be able to know

01:28:13.360 If somebody got murdered

01:28:14.480 You know

01:28:15.060 In the house that I bought

01:28:16.140 Especially in this market

01:28:18.000 Would you want to be like

01:28:18.860 Would you want

01:28:19.380 To haunt your own house?

01:28:20.980 No he's like

01:28:21.260 I'm going to go to heaven

01:28:22.300 I'm going to live for 150 years

01:28:23.460 And I'm going right to heaven

01:28:24.120 But if you had a chance

01:28:25.140 To haunt your own house

01:28:26.120 After somebody bought it

01:28:27.160 Would you do it?

01:28:28.680 No

01:28:29.000 Like if there was nothing else

01:28:30.040 Going on

01:28:30.560 Yeah

01:28:31.060 What do you mean

01:28:31.420 Nothing else going on?

01:28:32.620 This is

01:28:32.900 It's called a hypothetical

01:28:33.960 What if you didn't have breakfast

01:28:35.300 This morning?

01:28:35.780 Going to the eternal realm

01:28:36.400 As soon as I'm done here

01:28:37.700 I'm going there

01:28:38.320 Well done my good and faithful servant

01:28:39.860 Yes

01:28:40.280 You got a choice

01:28:42.360 No I want to hang with you Jesus

01:28:44.760 I want to do whatever you're doing

01:28:45.920 How would you feel

01:28:46.640 If you didn't have breakfast

01:28:47.500 This morning

01:28:47.940 It's a lot of fun boss

01:28:48.920 Don't matter

01:28:49.500 I'm with the Lord man

01:28:50.960 How would you feel

01:28:51.500 If you didn't have breakfast

01:28:52.300 This morning

01:28:52.700 Is a great question

01:28:53.420 How would you feel?

01:28:58.260 He's asking you

01:28:59.060 No we're asking you

01:29:00.200 How would you feel

01:29:01.080 If you didn't have breakfast?

01:29:02.680 But I did have breakfast

01:29:03.600 No you didn't

01:29:05.320 What'd you have?

01:29:06.880 But I did

01:29:07.400 What'd you have?

01:29:08.720 Exactly

01:29:09.060 One night

01:29:11.480 The ghost knocked three times

01:29:14.120 On our bedroom door

01:29:15.140 Who is it?

01:29:17.020 It opened it

01:29:17.620 And closed it suddenly

01:29:18.920 Dang 0.87

01:29:19.860 The dogs didn't bark

01:29:21.200 All three just sat staring at the door

01:29:23.800 Not daring to even leave their beds

01:29:25.880 Two Germans 0.83

01:29:27.340 And a basset hound

01:29:28.760 Just looked

01:29:29.380 Not moving at the door

01:29:30.820 Completely quiet

01:29:31.980 This freaked me out more

01:29:34.780 And it pissed my husband off

01:29:36.660 He was mad as hell

01:29:38.080 He was mad as hell

01:29:39.040 He had it

01:29:40.120 He had had it

01:29:41.880 Normal people would have checked

01:29:43.780 To see if someone

01:29:44.620 Was in the house

01:29:45.500 He had

01:29:46.840 Oh he had

01:29:47.720 And then there should be a comma

01:29:49.380 He had had

01:29:50.120 He had had it

01:29:51.520 He had had it

01:29:52.380 Is this

01:29:52.900 I wonder if these are the same people

01:29:55.160 That taught you the bible initially

01:29:56.620 I knew

01:29:57.880 Do you guys have a

01:29:59.160 Are you just picking that up now?

01:30:00.400 You have a freezer full of scrimps?

01:30:02.040 Wait you're just figuring this out now?

01:30:03.680 Oh you tell David's story?

01:30:05.220 It's a funny story

01:30:06.200 No?

01:30:07.920 Okay

01:30:08.060 I don't want to know it anyway

01:30:08.880 What is the story?

01:30:10.520 The people who taught you the bible at first

01:30:12.340 What about them?

01:30:13.020 Player

01:30:13.260 Black people taught you the bible? 0.98

01:30:17.380 Dude 0.99

01:30:17.600 Black folks were like major instrumental 1.00

01:30:20.280 In the beginning of my walk 0.92

01:30:21.380 He's reading the Ebonic bible

01:30:22.740 I can tell

01:30:22.980 I can tell

01:30:24.100 I don't care

01:30:24.900 Yeah you are 0.87

01:30:25.440 Yeah that's why I don't like when you guys are racist man 0.72

01:30:27.640 Black people were instrumental in my life too 0.83

01:30:29.660 Amen brother 0.98

01:30:30.380 Beating me up 0.91

01:30:31.040 Beating me up 1.00

01:30:31.880 Stealing my shit 1.00

01:30:32.940 Stealing my stuff 1.00

01:30:33.280 Took my bike

01:30:34.120 You know

01:30:35.720 They did

01:30:36.740 And teach me how to dance

01:30:37.900 Normal people would have checked to see if someone was in the house

01:30:40.640 Nope

01:30:41.180 It was a ghost

01:30:42.240 They had invaded my husband's space

01:30:44.960 The upstairs

01:30:46.160 That was it

01:30:47.340 My husband lost his

01:30:48.860 Beep

01:30:49.620 That was his fat room

01:30:50.780 The basement

01:30:51.340 The first floor

01:30:52.420 That's fine

01:30:53.340 But the upstairs

01:30:54.500 Hubby was okay with that

01:30:55.660 I got standards

01:30:58.480 Coffee shopping casino

01:31:00.280 He spent over an hour on the landing

01:31:02.680 In his underwear

01:31:04.000 Yelling profanity

01:31:05.260 This is like top on a Tuesday night though

01:31:07.320 If we're being honest

01:31:08.420 It's just like a Tuesday night

01:31:09.880 It's like something that happened on the show

01:31:12.880 Like put on pants

01:31:13.700 He's like

01:31:14.140 Sometimes

01:31:14.760 Yo

01:31:15.040 Yeah sometimes I'll go out

01:31:16.480 I'll go out on my porch 0.98

01:31:18.320 And I'll just shoot my gun 1.00

01:31:19.760 Blah blah blah 1.00

01:31:20.740 I like that

01:31:21.220 Yeah

01:31:21.380 What are you gonna do about it?

01:31:22.880 Keeping the property taxes low

01:31:24.280 That's Mr. Nasty

01:31:25.260 What's up? 0.96

01:31:27.020 That's Mr. Nasty

01:31:28.040 I'm a mom in the underwear 0.99

01:31:29.080 Just bust a calf

01:31:30.240 Oh

01:31:31.080 Hold this sideways too

01:31:32.560 You ain't even holding this jersey

01:31:33.780 I'm 40

01:31:34.280 You're from New Jersey

01:31:35.040 We're in South Jersey

01:31:36.020 You were always like that

01:31:37.900 Stop reading the chat

01:31:38.680 That's right

01:31:39.560 Stop reading the chat

01:31:40.820 These people don't deserve it

01:31:42.280 I'm from Freehold

01:31:43.920 We know

01:31:45.420 They invaded my husband's space

01:31:47.560 The upstairs

01:31:48.380 That was it

01:31:49.240 Watch this 1.00

01:31:50.060 Watch this shit 1.00

01:31:51.020 Cause it's gonna throw Matt for a loop 1.00

01:31:52.360 Go ahead

01:31:52.580 Keep reading

01:31:52.960 I see this coming

01:31:56.020 He spent over an hour on the landing

01:31:58.320 In his underwear

01:31:59.600 Yelling profanity

01:32:00.560 She 0.75

01:32:00.820 Think white man

01:32:02.120 Yelling like Samuel L. Jackson 0.87

01:32:03.720 At snakes on a plane

01:32:04.880 Alright so we have

01:32:05.440 We have some situations here

01:32:06.740 Yeah

01:32:07.400 Do black scent 0.97

01:32:08.780 When you read this next part 0.98

01:32:09.420 We know we got a white man 0.95

01:32:10.720 Yeah

01:32:11.180 Yelling like Samuel L. Jackson

01:32:12.800 Listen here ghost

01:32:14.600 You better get out of here

01:32:15.960 I went through a phase

01:32:16.780 Where if I got like really angry

01:32:18.400 When I was younger

01:32:19.260 I would do like really intense

01:32:21.280 Like black scent 0.68

01:32:22.380 My mom does sass 1.00

01:32:23.420 Because I was raised

01:32:25.700 So every time there was like violence

01:32:27.280 And I got into a fight

01:32:28.420 It would be like in the hood

01:32:30.000 So I went through this

01:32:31.260 It took a while to get out of my system

01:32:33.040 There's a video online of it

01:32:34.460 You do loop

01:32:34.980 Did you loop

01:32:35.740 That was my question

01:32:36.820 There's a video online of a dude

01:32:38.700 Coming at me with a baseball bat

01:32:41.740 What

01:32:42.320 And he's

01:32:43.200 What year was this

01:32:44.400 It was

01:32:44.680 I don't know

01:32:45.300 Where online

01:32:45.980 How did we find this

01:32:48.320 This is like the fight

01:32:49.460 This is like the fight

01:32:51.180 He sent us a couple months

01:32:52.240 Dude

01:32:52.560 That was bad

01:32:53.000 But what happens is

01:32:53.960 That was great

01:32:54.260 He's got a baseball bat

01:32:55.740 And he's like coming at me

01:32:56.700 And him and his wife are both drunk

01:32:58.280 And she

01:32:59.380 So I'm like

01:33:00.240 You know

01:33:00.720 Everything's cool

01:33:01.580 I'm keeping it cool at least

01:33:03.540 And he's not threatening with the bat yet

01:33:05.820 But it's implied 1.00

01:33:06.560 His wife is talking shit 1.00

01:33:08.300 She's drunk 1.00

01:33:08.960 She trips and falls

01:33:10.140 I point and make fun of her

01:33:12.520 Very loudly

01:33:13.680 And he picks the bat up

01:33:15.560 And as soon as the bat picks up

01:33:16.800 I code switch

01:33:18.360 And it becomes really

01:33:20.640 You start talking

01:33:22.140 Kind of like a black voice

01:33:23.100 Oh talking 0.91

01:33:24.140 Threatening his life 1.00

01:33:25.040 Threatening to kill him 1.00

01:33:25.980 Calling him 0.99

01:33:26.460 I know he didn't

01:33:26.880 I wish he would

01:33:28.060 I wish he would

01:33:29.060 Oh my god bro

01:33:30.040 It was crazy

01:33:30.920 Did he fight

01:33:31.520 Did you guys fight

01:33:32.180 Somebody convinced him

01:33:34.360 To put the bat down

01:33:35.420 And then I picked the bat up

01:33:37.280 Now I got the bat

01:33:38.240 And then the whole thing turns

01:33:39.240 And then as soon as

01:33:40.200 I pick the bat up

01:33:41.460 The cops come around the corner

01:33:42.800 I put the bat down

01:33:44.120 He picks it up

01:33:45.200 Just in time for them

01:33:46.020 To see him wielding the bat

01:33:47.720 And then they grab him

01:33:49.040 And they throw him on the ground

01:33:50.080 Wait this is like a recent dream

01:33:51.760 Or this is something you dreamed

01:33:52.620 Like a long time ago

01:33:53.540 I can't

01:33:54.520 I got dreams

01:33:55.620 This never happened

01:33:58.520 Matt accurately called it

01:34:00.840 This never happened

01:34:01.560 No it wasn't real

01:34:02.540 Can you

01:34:03.200 None of this is real

01:34:04.520 Chad this is a fever dream

01:34:05.480 Is this real?

01:34:06.100 This whole podcast

01:34:06.920 Big white man yelling

01:34:07.700 Samuel L. Jackson

01:34:08.600 At snakes on a plane

01:34:09.540 Nothing moved

01:34:10.300 He went on for over an hour

01:34:11.740 Telling the ghost

01:34:12.860 To stay there

01:34:13.560 Mother effing 1.00

01:34:14.420 As downstairs

01:34:15.960 My dad won't

01:34:17.520 Like that

01:34:17.980 The ghost activity

01:34:19.300 Did die down

01:34:21.320 Over the next few days

01:34:22.540 It did die down

01:34:23.160 Is this an interracial marriage? 0.98

01:34:24.980 Oh yeah

01:34:25.340 It's gotta be

01:34:25.880 Yeah

01:34:26.140 No waist mixing 1.00

01:34:27.280 That next week 0.89

01:34:29.100 We got our gay friends

01:34:30.760 Now we just got everybody 0.96

01:34:33.860 This is like a DEI household 1.00

01:34:36.400 Oh this is great

01:34:37.400 Keep reading

01:34:37.940 That next week 0.53

01:34:38.780 We got our gay friends 0.53

01:34:39.900 One was going to be a priest

01:34:43.460 But gave it up

01:34:44.500 To marry the love of his life 1.00

01:34:45.980 Damn 0.98

01:34:46.620 I don't remember 0.99

01:34:48.220 I don't think we can talk about it

01:34:49.560 Matt was warning us

01:34:51.040 He's like listen

01:34:52.880 Just don't say anything

01:34:53.680 Yeah

01:34:54.120 Remember that?

01:34:55.120 Which one?

01:34:55.620 I don't know if we can say that

01:34:56.420 I don't know

01:34:56.900 I don't remember

01:34:57.360 When he says don't say anything

01:34:58.780 I just like

01:34:59.400 I go

01:35:00.120 And I can't hear anything

01:35:02.580 That he's saying anymore

01:35:03.220 The next week

01:35:03.740 We got our gay friends 0.55

01:35:04.660 One was going to be a priest

01:35:05.960 But gave it up

01:35:06.940 To marry the love of his life

01:35:08.320 Long story

01:35:09.440 But anyway

01:35:09.940 They came to our Halloween party

01:35:11.400 Because everyone wants to party

01:35:13.240 At the haunted house

01:35:14.200 LOL

01:35:14.740 They came as a nun 1.00

01:35:16.840 And a priest

01:35:17.440 And he had it all 1.00

01:35:18.740 And they had butt sex 1.00

01:35:19.800 He came in 1.00

01:35:20.540 Carrying a case

01:35:21.360 Looking like he was

01:35:22.120 Going to perform an exorcism

01:35:23.540 After the party

01:35:24.680 He blessed

01:35:25.280 Exorcised

01:35:26.060 Every part of our house

01:35:27.300 No more ghosts

01:35:28.640 I'm confused

01:35:29.140 I thought he was dressed

01:35:30.280 As a

01:35:30.640 It was a costume

01:35:31.300 Yeah

01:35:32.200 But he still blessed

01:35:33.760 And exorcised the house

01:35:34.780 And then no more ghosts

01:35:35.640 Seemed like he was about it

01:35:36.880 And they were like

01:35:37.360 Oh no 0.99

01:35:38.000 This gay fake priest 1.00

01:35:39.640 Cast me out 1.00

01:35:40.580 Yeah

01:35:41.220 Seems unlikely

01:35:42.840 This is like where you do a thing

01:35:44.680 Like you sage your house

01:35:45.740 And then you're like

01:35:46.140 It was good for like a few weeks

01:35:47.520 And then it came back even worse

01:35:48.760 What am I reading right now?

01:35:50.640 So either old white ghosts 0.93

01:35:52.140 Don't like my husband 0.98

01:35:53.160 Yelling every profanity

01:35:54.500 Known to man

01:35:55.340 Or they decided to cross over

01:35:56.940 When two gay men 0.98

01:35:57.820 Came to bless their house

01:35:59.120 Both could be true

01:36:01.040 They live in the Bible Belt 1.00

01:36:02.900 Both could be

01:36:03.900 Not

01:36:05.040 Alright

01:36:05.420 Yeah

01:36:05.640 Go ahead

01:36:06.020 Whatever

01:36:06.340 Think Dry County

01:36:07.560 Where everyone asks

01:36:08.840 If you have found Jesus

01:36:09.920 In a home church

01:36:11.000 Dairy Queen gives out free Bibles

01:36:12.940 Well see I almost found Jesus

01:36:14.260 But then I decided to BF this man

01:36:16.380 In a legal contract

01:36:17.500 And get the government involved

01:36:19.040 Nothing beats a Bible in a blizzard

01:36:21.340 I don't know

01:36:23.040 But thankfully it worked

01:36:24.540 What does that mean?

01:36:25.540 No more old white ghosts

01:36:26.920 What does that mean?

01:36:26.940 Hold on a second

01:36:27.420 Nothing beats a Bible in a blizzard

01:36:28.940 What does that mean?

01:36:29.520 She's saying at Dairy Queen

01:36:30.300 They hand out free Bibles

01:36:31.580 This story is crazy

01:36:35.360 And it ends even crazier

01:36:36.980 Please keep reading

01:36:38.100 I kind of love it

01:36:38.980 I don't know

01:36:39.860 But thankfully it worked

01:36:41.120 No more old white ghosts

01:36:42.940 Love you all

01:36:44.700 Getting a job at Home Depot 0.90

01:36:46.520 So I can become a pay pig

01:36:48.160 Please keep Matt

01:36:52.120 I love that he is trying

01:36:54.120 To keep you all in line

01:36:55.500 LOL

01:36:56.160 Laughing emoji

01:36:57.580 You need to send a picture

01:36:59.080 Of yourself

01:36:59.580 If you're going to send

01:37:00.360 An email like this

01:37:01.560 I feel like 0.91

01:37:02.640 Just like a big black lady 1.00

01:37:05.680 That was really 0.81

01:37:07.240 That loves a white man 0.80

01:37:08.220 I think that's awesome

01:37:08.960 No that's beautiful

01:37:09.760 She likes you Matt

01:37:10.740 What time is it?

01:37:11.400 1.37

01:37:11.840 Do we have time for another one?

01:37:13.100 I might be able to find one

01:37:13.960 1.37

01:37:14.480 Are you on Easter time or Central?

01:37:15.820 We've been doing that

01:37:16.780 The show is an hour

01:37:17.960 And 37 minutes long

01:37:19.000 I don't know

01:37:19.460 It's up to you guys

01:37:20.160 This was a great story

01:37:22.000 It was a great story

01:37:22.880 They're getting a job

01:37:23.560 At Home Depot

01:37:24.160 Maybe you could talk

01:37:25.000 To Holly's dad

01:37:25.840 He like owns Home Depot 1.00

01:37:27.320 Shit 1.00

01:37:28.320 And then you can get 1.00

01:37:29.460 An hourly wage

01:37:30.180 Just to listen to the podcast

01:37:31.280 It's kind of counterintuitive

01:37:32.680 Right?

01:37:33.480 To get a job

01:37:34.140 Just to pay to watch the show

01:37:35.300 Yeah

01:37:35.760 I mean no

01:37:36.900 Makes it better

01:37:38.020 Oh I'm like

01:37:39.100 I don't think we got any new

01:37:40.220 Free time isn't that fun

01:37:41.040 If it's always free time

01:37:42.300 Like free time's only fun

01:37:43.420 When you don't always have free time

01:37:45.140 So it's special when you got it

01:37:46.400 Yeah it'll be good

01:37:47.040 To get out the house 1.00

01:37:47.720 Get away from the gay ghosts 1.00

01:37:48.860 And your white husband 1.00

01:37:51.260 Jeez man 0.56

01:37:52.380 What?

01:37:53.280 That was intense

01:37:54.280 The whole thing was like

01:37:55.500 Really intense

01:37:56.240 What the heck?

01:37:57.280 Man 0.96

01:37:57.680 I'm trying to see

01:37:58.640 If we have any other ones

01:37:59.800 Oh

01:38:00.280 Do you think it's real?

01:38:01.780 Do you think that

01:38:02.180 That really happened?

01:38:03.720 Or do you think

01:38:04.120 Well you never believe

01:38:05.160 These stories man

01:38:06.020 That's the weird thing

01:38:06.940 It's like you're always

01:38:07.600 Very skeptical

01:38:08.460 Well she just told us 0.94

01:38:10.440 That a gay priest 1.00

01:38:11.180 A gay man 0.98

01:38:12.300 Dresses a priest 0.99

01:38:13.080 Exercised

01:38:13.760 I don't know what to make

01:38:14.680 Of that part

01:38:15.160 Yeah well I mean

01:38:15.880 How long ago was that?

01:38:17.140 Halloween

01:38:17.460 So it's been a couple months

01:38:18.640 What if the ghosts

01:38:20.140 Come back now man?

01:38:21.320 Well there's no time frame

01:38:22.160 Come on man

01:38:22.660 Right?

01:38:23.260 Or does she say

01:38:24.000 Like a recent Halloween party?

01:38:26.740 Yeah why wouldn't they

01:38:27.580 Just like move bro?

01:38:29.140 Alright well I got one here

01:38:30.760 They poll

01:38:32.460 And this one

01:38:33.340 I haven't put it in

01:38:34.120 Anything yet

01:38:34.740 Let's dox them

01:38:35.380 I'm just gonna read it

01:38:36.140 From the email here

01:38:37.840 So I'll listen

01:38:38.440 So this is

01:38:39.580 Colin whose last name

01:38:40.740 I won't

01:38:41.600 I won't dox

01:38:42.080 Yeah you can read the chat

01:38:43.080 Just focus on that guys

01:38:44.080 It's called shadow person

01:38:45.780 No doxing

01:38:46.540 I just called him 0.99

01:38:47.100 Colin shit 0.99

01:38:47.660 Yeah 0.99

01:38:47.920 He goes

01:38:49.860 What is it

01:38:50.960 Ed Mabry

01:38:51.520 Don't say that dude

01:38:53.440 Top Raven and Nancy

01:38:56.140 No Matt

01:38:57.080 No mention of Matt

01:38:58.140 I don't blame him

01:38:58.980 Which is very good

01:38:59.220 And I appreciate that

01:39:00.200 This is a shadow person story

01:39:02.140 But first some background

01:39:03.120 Now me and my daughter

01:39:04.180 We are frequently

01:39:05.720 I know

01:39:06.500 Shadow people 0.99

01:39:07.900 That's like an old thing

01:39:09.220 From

01:39:09.580 What?

01:39:11.520 What?

01:39:12.040 What was that show

01:39:13.080 With George Nori

01:39:13.900 George Knapp

01:39:15.460 No George Nori

01:39:16.860 You got in a fight

01:39:17.500 With him

01:39:17.700 You called in the show

01:39:18.540 One time

01:39:19.020 Oh

01:39:19.420 And he didn't like you

01:39:21.380 Because you were like

01:39:22.140 Sticking up

01:39:22.600 Coast to coast

01:39:23.300 That was R.F.L

01:39:24.300 That's R.F.L

01:39:25.040 What happened Nance?

01:39:28.620 Nothing

01:39:29.060 Say the name Nancy

01:39:31.080 What was the show

01:39:32.260 What was that show

01:39:33.060 When you had called in

01:39:33.980 Coast to coast

01:39:34.880 Coast to coast

01:39:35.600 Didn't George Nori

01:39:36.660 Take over after

01:39:37.800 R.F.L

01:39:38.520 Oh yeah

01:39:39.060 That's why

01:39:39.820 That's why

01:39:40.300 Yeah yeah

01:39:40.640 It's coast to coast

01:39:42.060 Or ghost to ghost

01:39:43.080 We'll just ignore it

01:39:44.860 And can you

01:39:45.300 Continue doing the show

01:39:46.100 So alright

01:39:46.580 This is a shadow person story

01:39:48.220 But first some background

01:39:49.540 On me and my daughter

01:39:50.400 We're frequently

01:39:50.980 Of the same mental 0.90

01:39:52.240 Wavelength

01:39:53.060 Sometimes we'll say

01:39:54.640 The exact same words

01:39:55.560 In the exact same moment

01:39:56.640 I know

01:39:57.980 We do that all the time

01:39:58.800 Dude

01:39:58.920 We're linked up

01:39:59.500 On the show

01:39:59.940 Yeah we're linked

01:40:00.540 It's because we did

01:40:01.040 That avatar thing

01:40:01.800 Where we docked

01:40:02.920 Yeah

01:40:03.180 Wouldn't recommend

01:40:04.620 That's not creepy

01:40:05.160 No well I mean

01:40:06.800 It's cool if you want

01:40:07.420 To like finish each other's

01:40:08.420 That's it

01:40:10.380 That's the whole sentence

01:40:13.640 Alright so

01:40:15.020 So what happens

01:40:16.480 With people close to you

01:40:17.340 But with us

01:40:17.940 It's different

01:40:18.480 It's pretty frequent

01:40:19.580 The craziest example

01:40:21.580 Is when I was driving

01:40:22.320 With my kids

01:40:23.180 My daughter

01:40:23.980 And one or both

01:40:25.340 Of my sons

01:40:25.920 And we passed

01:40:26.960 This obnoxious

01:40:27.820 Yellow car

01:40:28.540 Parked in a driveway

01:40:29.460 My daughter and I

01:40:30.940 Both say something like

01:40:31.940 Whoa get a load

01:40:32.680 Of that yellow car

01:40:33.660 Unremarkable

01:40:35.280 I'm not sure

01:40:36.840 Of the exact words

01:40:38.300 But the point is that

01:40:39.800 Was the entire sentence

01:40:41.420 At the exact same time

01:40:42.840 Word for word

01:40:43.600 With that exact inflection

01:40:45.340 Okay

01:40:45.740 Alright I'll give it to you

01:40:46.800 You're talking about telepathy

01:40:47.740 Telepathy

01:40:48.480 Telepathy

01:40:50.160 Telepathy

01:40:50.700 It was for sure

01:40:52.500 Out of the ordinary

01:40:53.420 This kind of thing

01:40:54.680 Happens constantly

01:40:55.760 With me and her

01:40:56.400 I walk into a room

01:40:57.480 Say literally anything

01:40:58.860 And she'll whip around 1.00

01:40:59.800 And say

01:41:00.260 I was just about to say that

01:41:01.380 It happens too often

01:41:02.920 To ignore

01:41:03.460 Alright so he's laid

01:41:04.980 The foundation

01:41:05.600 That him and his daughter

01:41:06.840 Have a psychic

01:41:07.720 Link

01:41:09.420 That's what's going on

01:41:10.260 I was lost

01:41:10.800 And I appreciate you

01:41:11.980 Kind of clarifying

01:41:12.960 And putting the story

01:41:13.500 But this is good

01:41:14.180 Because I can already see

01:41:15.120 This is not that big

01:41:16.320 And we're getting into

01:41:17.340 The shadow person incident

01:41:18.680 So this is good pacing

01:41:19.860 We've set the prerequisite

01:41:21.600 For understanding the story

01:41:22.780 We're all focusing

01:41:22.800 And paying attention closely

01:41:24.280 This is good

01:41:24.600 You and your daughter

01:41:25.060 Got a thing going on

01:41:26.160 Where you finish each other's sentences

01:41:27.220 Very good

01:41:27.660 I like that

01:41:28.020 So shadow person incident

01:41:29.300 One day I was with my daughter

01:41:30.240 If I could say something

01:41:30.640 Real quick

01:41:31.060 Keep touching the mic

01:41:32.080 Because I like the way it sounds

01:41:33.600 Oh yeah

01:41:33.960 When you do this

01:41:34.600 It's really good

01:41:35.280 Yeah

01:41:35.680 When you do the

01:41:36.240 You touch it

01:41:37.240 Go ahead

01:41:37.840 No touch it some more

01:41:38.620 It's great for the listener

01:41:40.280 It's very good

01:41:40.860 I like it

01:41:41.580 It's fine

01:41:41.920 Keep reading

01:41:42.420 I'm not doing this

01:41:43.360 So alright

01:41:44.680 One day I was with my daughter

01:41:45.740 Who was 11 at the time

01:41:46.860 And my two sons

01:41:48.080 Who were 13

01:41:49.000 Stop reading the chat 0.99

01:41:50.560 You psycho 0.98

01:41:51.120 I'm not even looking at the chat 0.99

01:41:52.980 If you go back to that exact moment

01:41:54.780 And you rewind it

01:41:56.160 His eyes

01:41:56.780 You could just see so much white of his eyes

01:41:59.080 Because he's doing

01:42:00.100 He's like

01:42:00.480 It's like I've cut him off from the matrix 0.95

01:42:02.160 I like unplugged his brain 0.99

01:42:03.380 Yeah

01:42:04.000 He's doing this

01:42:04.840 So they're like

01:42:05.400 Maybe if I don't turn my neck

01:42:07.580 They won't see that I'm doing it

01:42:08.920 He's back in the real

01:42:09.420 Where he's covered in goo

01:42:10.300 Welcome back to reality

01:42:12.860 Focus on us dude

01:42:13.700 We're doing a show together

01:42:14.540 Okay so

01:42:15.440 One day I was with my daughter

01:42:17.540 Who was 11

01:42:18.040 And my two sons

01:42:18.820 Who were 13 and 14

01:42:19.900 In the hot tub

01:42:21.160 In my backyard

01:42:22.000 Watching a movie on my laptop

01:42:23.540 That's dangerous

01:42:24.780 You got your laptop

01:42:26.060 In the hot tub dude 0.99

01:42:27.540 You're an animal

01:42:28.280 I thought about doing live streams

01:42:29.500 From the hot tub

01:42:30.600 Risky

01:42:31.120 But worth it probably

01:42:32.700 No

01:42:34.200 That would not be cool

01:42:35.540 You know what

01:42:36.300 I didn't even realize

01:42:36.840 That was a joke

01:42:37.380 And I just went

01:42:38.020 This dude doesn't have a hot tub

01:42:40.180 I'm like thinking about

01:42:40.980 The layout of your house

01:42:42.100 And all the rooms

01:42:42.900 No no no

01:42:43.680 Follow me Matt

01:42:44.420 Oh you're thinking about

01:42:45.420 The layout of my house

01:42:46.580 Yeah yeah

01:42:47.100 It would be great

01:42:48.760 To have a hot tub

01:42:49.360 No there's a lot of space

01:42:50.140 Back there

01:42:50.620 Bohemian Grove would be weird

01:42:52.300 Yeah it's just a big hot tub

01:42:53.800 Right I mean he's got

01:42:54.560 Three tables

01:42:55.300 That's just retards 1.00

01:42:56.160 We don't need three

01:42:56.960 We can remove the middle one

01:42:58.700 And just a hot tub

01:42:59.800 In perpetuity bubbling

01:43:01.460 Can we get a t-shirt

01:43:02.320 With us in a hot tub

01:43:03.300 And it just says retard soup 0.99

01:43:04.340 That's actually pretty good

01:43:06.680 Alright

01:43:07.240 So we're watching the movie

01:43:09.120 On his laptop

01:43:09.820 From the hot tub

01:43:10.680 From inside the hot tub

01:43:12.240 You can look straight

01:43:12.800 Through the window

01:43:13.220 Into my kitchen

01:43:14.020 It's the window

01:43:14.860 Over the sink

01:43:15.580 Everybody has one of those

01:43:16.440 Oh my god

01:43:16.880 Again with the layouts

01:43:18.080 Well look

01:43:18.620 These people want to

01:43:19.300 Send a picture

01:43:19.980 Well no yeah

01:43:20.560 I like that

01:43:21.160 I appreciate that

01:43:21.900 They're kind of like

01:43:22.600 Showing the layout

01:43:23.520 Now you can visualize

01:43:24.400 Yourself being in the story

01:43:25.760 I'm just scarred from it

01:43:26.880 You don't understand

01:43:27.440 What we went through

01:43:28.120 It's ten pages of layout

01:43:29.840 And then no story

01:43:31.800 Just layout

01:43:32.460 I don't remember

01:43:33.000 What the point of that story was

01:43:34.340 But I remember the layout thing

01:43:35.420 As we're watching the movie

01:43:36.680 I keep seeing out of the corner

01:43:37.640 Of my eye

01:43:38.020 This full black 0.95

01:43:39.100 Human shaped figure

01:43:40.680 Moving around the inside

01:43:42.980 Of my kitchen

01:43:43.540 So he's got a black eye

01:43:44.560 In his house

01:43:45.400 Not good

01:43:46.120 Called the police maybe

01:43:48.160 I saw it about three

01:43:49.440 Or four times

01:43:50.220 Nobody else was home

01:43:51.820 And nobody should have been

01:43:52.840 In the house

01:43:53.460 Every time I tried

01:43:54.560 To look directly at it

01:43:55.560 It asked

01:43:56.640 What are you looking at

01:43:57.700 Player

01:43:57.960 No it didn't say that

01:43:59.180 It vanished

01:44:00.040 Every time he looked at it

01:44:02.020 So he'd see it

01:44:02.680 Out of the corner of his eye

01:44:03.840 But then when he'd go

01:44:04.560 To look at it

01:44:05.140 It would go away

01:44:05.660 I know

01:44:05.860 But I try to make a joke

01:44:06.620 About when you look 0.97

01:44:07.180 At black people 1.00

01:44:07.640 When they get aggressive 0.99

01:44:08.300 It's not funny

01:44:09.860 Matt doesn't like that

01:44:11.280 I don't

01:44:11.860 Alright

01:44:12.160 I thought we were

01:44:12.840 Having fun

01:44:13.300 You don't like that in here

01:44:13.740 No stop that

01:44:14.380 Chat was that

01:44:14.860 Did you think it was funny

01:44:16.320 The final time I saw it

01:44:17.700 It walked across my kitchen

01:44:18.940 Straight to the sink 0.72

01:44:20.240 I then leaned forward

01:44:22.500 And a little to its right

01:44:23.940 Like it was hunching

01:44:25.720 Over the counter

01:44:26.500 To look directly out the window

01:44:27.840 At us in the hot tub

01:44:29.200 That's not creepy

01:44:30.920 It's a little bit creepy

01:44:31.860 This seemed like

01:44:33.060 A perfectly natural thing

01:44:34.260 To do

01:44:34.840 If it were trying

01:44:35.980 To get a better view of us

01:44:37.120 Despite all of this

01:44:38.180 I didn't say anything

01:44:38.920 To my kids

01:44:39.560 Because I felt like

01:44:41.260 I was observing something

01:44:42.320 That was ongoing

01:44:43.160 And was just

01:44:44.340 Letting it play out

01:44:45.380 Okay

01:44:45.660 Is there any chance

01:44:46.880 That like the thing

01:44:47.780 That's looking out the window

01:44:48.640 At him is like

01:44:49.200 What time's dinner

01:44:50.380 Gonna be ready

01:44:51.140 Do they ever talk like that

01:44:53.240 Or is it just like no words

01:44:54.580 No I don't think it

01:44:55.440 Shadow people don't talk 1.00

01:44:56.340 They just watch

01:44:57.640 Just a few minutes later

01:44:59.480 My daughter said

01:45:00.640 I just saw

01:45:01.800 A shadow person

01:45:02.580 In the kitchen

01:45:03.120 That is enough

01:45:04.960 Cause for alarm

01:45:05.920 That I would

01:45:06.420 I would not

01:45:07.320 Be thinking shadow person 0.74

01:45:08.580 I'd be like intruder

01:45:09.300 If I saw it

01:45:10.440 And my daughter saw it

01:45:11.380 We saw the silhouette

01:45:12.320 Black shadow 0.82

01:45:13.420 In my kitchen

01:45:14.240 I'd be like

01:45:14.760 Kids

01:45:16.000 Call the police

01:45:17.400 I gotta go

01:45:18.800 In the

01:45:19.580 I'd be like

01:45:20.320 Nobody go in the house

01:45:21.000 Call the police

01:45:21.500 Yeah

01:45:21.860 If your daughter saw it too

01:45:23.020 Get me a towel

01:45:24.020 Get me a towel

01:45:24.940 I imagine

01:45:25.700 He's got pants on

01:45:26.380 In the hot tub

01:45:26.860 Also interesting

01:45:27.680 To say for Matt

01:45:28.380 Big overlap

01:45:29.600 With shadow people 1.00

01:45:30.820 And the alien phenomenon

01:45:32.660 Oh yeah

01:45:33.880 During abduction

01:45:34.720 It's like

01:45:35.340 It's the same experience

01:45:36.580 Sometimes abduction

01:45:38.620 Sometimes like

01:45:39.400 Sleep paralysis

01:45:40.260 But same thing

01:45:41.480 Over and over again

01:45:42.820 Same patterns

01:45:44.020 Brandon W.

01:45:44.780 Said NDS Chronicles

01:45:45.840 Now on HGTV

01:45:47.200 I mean that's basically

01:45:48.220 What this show is coming

01:45:49.220 Or becoming

01:45:50.300 She and one of my sons

01:45:52.180 Had already told me

01:45:53.280 In the past

01:45:54.120 That they've seen

01:45:54.640 Shadow people 0.99

01:45:55.260 In an upstairs hallway

01:45:56.380 Of our house

01:45:57.040 That was across

01:45:58.080 From the second bathroom

01:45:59.720 On the second floor

01:46:00.760 And in that bathroom

01:46:02.040 There was a closet

01:46:02.760 And that closet

01:46:03.540 Had a small cubby

01:46:04.480 And if you went

01:46:04.920 Into that cubby

01:46:05.520 It led to the lower floor

01:46:07.140 Bathroom

01:46:07.560 What?

01:46:09.340 Secret passageways?

01:46:11.700 Are you serious?

01:46:12.400 No I didn't 1.00

01:46:12.860 I made all that shit up 1.00

01:46:13.660 You dirty dog 1.00

01:46:14.700 You got us 1.00

01:46:15.880 Okay so they saw

01:46:17.020 Shadow people 0.99

01:46:18.000 In the upstairs hallway

01:46:18.700 Of our house

01:46:19.220 So they already

01:46:20.120 Know about them

01:46:21.040 So now I tell them

01:46:22.120 What I'd been seeing

01:46:23.700 Before she said anything

01:46:25.240 And we're all just

01:46:26.260 Sitting there like

01:46:26.900 Okay cool

01:46:27.640 That was crazy

01:46:28.480 And then basically

01:46:29.580 Ended it for the night

01:46:30.760 Fast forward about a week

01:46:32.360 At approximately

01:46:33.460 The same time of day

01:46:34.440 I was home

01:46:35.360 And I was thinking

01:46:36.000 Deeply about that

01:46:37.300 Shadow person incident

01:46:38.260 I was remembering

01:46:39.920 How the one

01:46:41.120 At the end

01:46:41.900 Leant forward

01:46:42.840 To look out the window

01:46:43.680 At us

01:46:44.140 And I wondered

01:46:44.960 How well

01:46:45.640 We could even

01:46:46.640 Have been seen

01:46:47.940 And

01:46:49.160 Oh because

01:46:50.760 That window

01:46:51.100 Was old 0.98

01:46:51.480 And shitty 0.99

01:46:51.880 And the double 0.96

01:46:53.580 Pane glass

01:46:54.220 Is really cloudy

01:46:55.060 Anyways

01:46:56.120 I walked

01:46:57.200 Through the kitchen

01:46:57.780 Towards the sink

01:46:59.600 And I leaned forward

01:47:00.740 At the waist

01:47:01.520 To have a look

01:47:02.040 Through that window

01:47:02.700 I then realized

01:47:04.720 I had to bend

01:47:05.560 A little to my right

01:47:06.960 To look through

01:47:08.180 One clear patch

01:47:09.740 In the window

01:47:10.400 In order to have

01:47:11.100 A line of sight

01:47:11.620 To the hot tub 1.00

01:47:12.200 Damn 0.99

01:47:12.840 So in other words 0.99

01:47:14.580 He had to do

01:47:15.200 The exact same movement

01:47:16.320 He saw that shadow person do 1.00

01:47:17.800 To get to the one spot

01:47:19.240 So it like made sense

01:47:20.600 Yeah

01:47:20.980 That the shadow person

01:47:21.660 Was doing that

01:47:22.460 Because the whole thing

01:47:22.480 Was cloudy

01:47:22.980 And there was only one spot

01:47:24.040 That you could really see through

01:47:25.180 That you had a direct line of sight

01:47:26.540 Because it's a cloudy

01:47:27.180 Shitty double pane window 0.99

01:47:28.300 Damn 0.98

01:47:28.760 So the movement 1.00

01:47:29.380 That he did

01:47:30.060 The story's getting heavy

01:47:30.700 Is exactly what this thing

01:47:32.160 Would have had to have done

01:47:32.820 Yeah the story

01:47:33.600 Like makes sense

01:47:34.620 That's

01:47:35.100 I mean yeah

01:47:35.520 It's a subtle

01:47:36.200 But creepy element

01:47:37.460 We're gonna have to hear

01:47:38.300 For like

01:47:38.780 The next couple of days

01:47:39.880 Like my spirit

01:47:40.760 Has been heavy

01:47:41.260 I know dude

01:47:42.240 I'm looking forward

01:47:43.220 To him weeping

01:47:44.080 On the phone calls

01:47:45.100 And yeah

01:47:45.580 You made me read the story

01:47:47.020 About the Canadian guy

01:47:48.200 See that's the thing

01:47:48.880 Is like what we didn't anticipate

01:47:50.100 Is having Matt

01:47:51.400 Be a part of the team

01:47:52.500 Would also come with

01:47:53.340 Occasional counseling sessions

01:47:54.580 Yeah

01:47:54.980 Where we'd have to

01:47:55.620 Unburden his heavy spirit

01:47:57.040 And stop the

01:47:58.660 Weeping

01:47:58.980 No it's getting serious

01:47:59.900 I think he's gonna tell you

01:48:00.740 After the show

01:48:01.320 I think so

01:48:02.040 Yeah

01:48:02.300 But it's fine

01:48:02.900 There's not a lot left

01:48:03.540 No

01:48:03.780 At the end of the day

01:48:04.960 It's clear here

01:48:05.880 I'm not the one

01:48:06.880 Getting soft

01:48:07.540 Yeah

01:48:09.120 Let's go

01:48:10.700 Let's play that game

01:48:11.900 I don't like that

01:48:12.600 I don't like that 1.00

01:48:13.240 He's called you a bitch 1.00

01:48:13.920 I think 1.00

01:48:14.260 That's not nice dude

01:48:16.440 We know who's soft in here

01:48:17.520 Alright anyways

01:48:19.060 So that's what he did

01:48:20.240 He had to bend over

01:48:21.300 To do the same thing

01:48:22.040 That the shadow person did 1.00

01:48:22.920 Then I was like 0.99

01:48:23.500 Holy shit 0.99

01:48:24.440 When I realized it 0.98

01:48:25.660 Without meaning to

01:48:26.620 I exactly mimic

01:48:27.940 The shadow person's movements

01:48:29.120 With the same posture

01:48:30.660 Same lean

01:48:31.460 Same everything 0.99

01:48:32.580 Or fucking did I 1.00

01:48:34.880 That's what he says 1.00

01:48:35.800 What?

01:48:36.500 Meaning

01:48:36.840 Is that what anyone

01:48:38.680 Including a shadow person

01:48:40.140 Would have to do

01:48:41.400 In order to look at us

01:48:42.580 In the hot tub

01:48:43.280 Or

01:48:43.820 Was the shadow person

01:48:46.380 That my daughter and I saw

01:48:48.080 He's gonna like this one

01:48:51.000 Future me

01:48:53.320 Oh

01:48:54.120 He's a time traveler

01:48:56.900 Time traveler

01:48:57.460 It's him in his house

01:48:58.700 Looking in at another time period

01:49:00.600 That shadow person's 1.00

01:49:01.700 Actually just him

01:49:02.540 That's crazy

01:49:03.120 In the future

01:49:03.860 He says

01:49:04.460 Did I focus

01:49:05.040 But you can't see yourself

01:49:06.000 In the future

01:49:06.600 Clearly you only see

01:49:07.500 Your shadow in the future

01:49:08.680 Oh that's like stone tape

01:49:09.940 I like that

01:49:10.760 I like that a lot

01:49:11.920 I like this guy

01:49:12.740 He says

01:49:13.180 Did I

01:49:13.980 Did focusing so hard

01:49:15.580 Hot tub moment

01:49:16.900 Sink me up

01:49:18.300 Yes

01:49:18.620 With past us

01:49:20.020 And project my sweet

01:49:21.920 Sweet shadow essence

01:49:23.600 Backwards in time

01:49:24.980 Yes

01:49:25.740 I like that

01:49:27.160 Oh running water

01:49:28.380 Oh over the sink

01:49:30.460 And they're in the hot tub

01:49:32.000 So there's water

01:49:32.700 On both ends

01:49:33.440 Of the time

01:49:34.000 Flux

01:49:34.860 Yes

01:49:35.160 Wormhole

01:49:35.980 Einstein

01:49:37.000 Rosenberg bridge

01:49:38.500 Very cool

01:49:39.760 She

01:49:40.340 That is obviously

01:49:41.420 What happened dude

01:49:42.200 This is a time travel story

01:49:43.780 This is not a shadow people story

01:49:45.220 He says

01:49:45.660 I have tried to

01:49:47.080 Intentionally astral project

01:49:48.760 In my life

01:49:49.780 With zero results

01:49:50.820 Can't do it on purpose

01:49:51.980 Wouldn't recommend

01:49:53.140 Well you can definitely

01:49:53.960 Do it on purpose

01:49:54.440 But wouldn't recommend

01:49:55.060 But now

01:49:57.080 You two have made me think twice

01:49:59.060 In case my body gets hijacked

01:50:01.120 While I'm away

01:50:01.900 That's right

01:50:02.440 We do good stuff on the show

01:50:03.700 Thanks for ruining it

01:50:04.860 Buttheads

01:50:06.200 I'm sorry

01:50:06.640 I'll take that 0.99

01:50:07.460 We saved your butthole 1.00

01:50:08.620 Astral butthole 0.98

01:50:10.320 That's not weird

01:50:10.900 Anyways 0.99

01:50:11.700 What the fuck 0.99

01:50:12.960 Thanks for reading 1.00

01:50:14.040 Colin

01:50:14.820 That was a good story

01:50:16.360 Colin

01:50:16.680 That's an interesting

01:50:17.540 Thought

01:50:18.780 I mean

01:50:19.380 I thought he literally said

01:50:21.080 Don't dox him

01:50:21.840 No it's already

01:50:22.880 I already said it at the top

01:50:23.780 I didn't say his full name

01:50:24.860 So

01:50:25.480 He's not dox technically

01:50:27.540 You don't really know

01:50:28.400 What doxing means

01:50:29.080 Colin Johnson

01:50:29.480 But I like that

01:50:30.340 Oh my god

01:50:31.140 No no no no no

01:50:32.100 That's not his last name

01:50:33.240 That's not his last name

01:50:33.880 But I like that

01:50:35.800 He has boiled it down

01:50:36.940 To two

01:50:37.560 Because I would have

01:50:38.480 Just stuck with the

01:50:39.260 Whoa whatever was

01:50:40.220 Looking at us

01:50:40.860 Must have actually

01:50:41.860 Been there

01:50:42.220 Because it had to

01:50:43.020 Do this thing

01:50:43.900 In order to see

01:50:44.860 Through that little

01:50:45.340 Foggy spot

01:50:45.960 On the double pane

01:50:46.620 Window

01:50:46.900 That's all crusty

01:50:48.280 Yeah it had to

01:50:49.340 Because it was him

01:50:50.320 Well I like that

01:50:51.440 He went there

01:50:52.200 I wouldn't have

01:50:52.940 Necessarily gone there

01:50:53.800 Been like

01:50:54.140 But was that future me

01:50:55.640 Who was so locked

01:50:56.740 Into the moment

01:50:57.380 That I

01:50:57.780 It's wild

01:50:58.640 That he even went

01:50:59.360 To the window

01:50:59.860 And did it

01:51:00.540 And then realized

01:51:01.920 Like yeah

01:51:02.300 It made sense

01:51:03.040 Whatever this thing was

01:51:04.180 It made sense now

01:51:05.140 Why it did that

01:51:06.060 The confirmation of it

01:51:07.820 It seems like

01:51:08.960 A really real story

01:51:09.720 Because the confirmation

01:51:10.460 Is the same 0.92

01:51:11.460 The same energy

01:51:14.360 As Faceless's story

01:51:15.960 Where his boy

01:51:16.940 Is confirming everything

01:51:18.440 And they're bouncing

01:51:19.080 Back and forth

01:51:19.740 Like ping pong

01:51:20.520 Because they didn't

01:51:21.660 Have a time

01:51:22.300 They didn't have a chance

01:51:23.140 So really quick

01:51:24.600 The brief

01:51:25.060 You know

01:51:25.500 Overview of that

01:51:26.160 Is just faceless

01:51:27.080 Don't tell the story

01:51:27.600 Because this is the one

01:51:28.420 That got him all

01:51:29.160 Very spirit heavy

01:51:30.260 We'll be really brief

01:51:31.500 With it

01:51:31.740 But Faceless

01:51:32.480 A buddy of ours

01:51:33.400 Gets chased out of a tunnel

01:51:34.760 By a thing

01:51:35.400 With him and his friend

01:51:36.380 It's called a rake

01:51:38.300 And when they see it

01:51:40.240 They immediately

01:51:41.520 Take off running

01:51:42.500 And of course

01:51:43.520 Don't have time

01:51:44.100 To confirm with each other

01:51:45.060 Until they're safe

01:51:45.880 Once they're finally safe

01:51:47.260 And they start unpacking

01:51:48.160 The story

01:51:48.540 They start finishing

01:51:49.280 Each other's sentences

01:51:50.180 And it confirms

01:51:51.200 In some real way

01:51:52.200 That they saw

01:51:53.020 Exactly what they thought

01:51:54.660 They saw

01:51:55.160 Because they didn't

01:51:55.940 Have time to talk about it

01:51:57.020 And then once they did

01:51:57.900 It was like detail

01:51:59.120 For detail

01:51:59.660 Like a game of ping pong

01:52:00.940 Verbal ping pong

01:52:01.560 This feels very similar

01:52:03.360 Like that moment

01:52:04.520 Of confirmation

01:52:05.320 It almost makes

01:52:06.300 Your hair stand up

01:52:07.020 On edge

01:52:07.420 You know what I mean

01:52:08.240 I imagine that's

01:52:09.200 What happened to

01:52:09.940 Colin Johnson here

01:52:11.420 When he leaned over

01:52:13.520 His thing

01:52:14.440 And realized

01:52:15.020 Like this is the

01:52:15.640 Exact position

01:52:16.380 Probably full body

01:52:17.920 Pilo erection

01:52:19.020 Now that means 0.99

01:52:21.440 Your hair stands on

01:52:22.260 You just made it weird

01:52:23.460 Bro

01:52:23.700 You just made it like

01:52:24.600 Yeah

01:52:25.360 Yeah I did

01:52:26.360 There's something to do

01:52:28.380 With like a quantum

01:52:29.240 Entanglement with his daughter

01:52:30.640 And the water

01:52:31.820 That's running

01:52:32.920 Yeah

01:52:33.700 It's interesting that

01:52:34.880 There was water

01:52:35.380 On both ends

01:52:36.080 Of that phenomenon

01:52:37.180 Water that they're

01:52:38.340 Sitting in in the hot tub

01:52:39.220 And then water

01:52:39.840 That he's leaning over

01:52:40.760 At the sink

01:52:41.600 Very interesting

01:52:43.020 Very interesting

01:52:45.160 I don't know man

01:52:46.160 And the daughter

01:52:46.700 Like finishing off

01:52:47.480 His sentences

01:52:47.980 That was just

01:52:48.520 The beginning of the story

01:52:49.580 But he was just

01:52:50.200 Making the point

01:52:50.680 That they're super tight

01:52:51.540 And closed

01:52:52.020 So that it's not

01:52:53.000 Totally strange

01:52:53.900 That she saw it

01:52:55.040 And he saw it

01:52:56.060 At the same time

01:52:56.640 Because this

01:52:57.160 Kind of phenomenon

01:52:58.060 That you might

01:52:58.900 I don't know

01:52:59.520 Categorize as psychic

01:53:00.480 Happens quite a bit

01:53:01.560 With them

01:53:01.860 So very

01:53:03.860 Very strange

01:53:04.560 Because this puts

01:53:05.920 The supernatural

01:53:07.020 In a spot

01:53:09.700 Where it's not just

01:53:11.020 Like you know 0.96

01:53:12.060 There were gay ghosts 1.00

01:53:12.880 In our house 0.97

01:53:13.300 And we had a gay guy 0.99

01:53:14.080 Expel them 0.99

01:53:14.720 This is like

01:53:15.660 The supernatural

01:53:16.640 Like the accidental

01:53:17.620 Supernatural

01:53:18.180 That you probably can do

01:53:19.380 If you have the

01:53:20.520 Building blocks

01:53:21.100 Or understand

01:53:21.580 The building blocks

01:53:22.360 Of the world

01:53:23.420 Like at a certain time

01:53:24.360 At a certain place

01:53:25.320 With certain temperature

01:53:26.820 Water at a certain

01:53:27.680 Speed running

01:53:28.380 Running yeah

01:53:29.040 You can replicate something

01:53:30.540 You know what I love

01:53:31.820 About it though

01:53:32.420 Is that he

01:53:33.260 He didn't

01:53:34.540 Tell us the entire

01:53:35.380 Layout of his house

01:53:36.120 He just told us

01:53:37.080 What the window

01:53:38.120 And the sink 0.99

01:53:38.820 Were like

01:53:39.280 Yeah that's it

01:53:40.040 Just the window

01:53:41.060 And the sink 0.99

01:53:41.580 And the hot tub

01:53:42.240 And you didn't

01:53:43.120 He didn't say

01:53:44.180 Where the hot tub

01:53:45.520 Was positioned

01:53:46.120 He just said

01:53:47.240 You could only see it

01:53:48.160 From this little spot

01:53:48.880 In the window

01:53:49.180 He gave us

01:53:49.760 Just enough

01:53:50.380 Just enough

01:53:51.000 Information

01:53:51.400 That we could

01:53:51.920 Track with the story

01:53:52.960 That was like

01:53:53.520 An impressive way

01:53:54.160 To do it

01:53:54.500 Colin Johnson

01:53:55.880 Big

01:53:57.760 Big

01:53:58.660 Big points for you

01:54:00.860 Thank you for the story

01:54:01.980 And your last name

01:54:02.720 Is not

01:54:03.020 Not Johnson

01:54:03.580 So I didn't talk to him

01:54:04.400 But I like

01:54:04.980 I like to think

01:54:05.580 That it is

01:54:06.100 And that we did

01:54:06.720 That was good

01:54:07.400 That was good

01:54:08.140 That was a good way

01:54:08.760 I think it's a good way

01:54:09.520 To leave it

01:54:09.960 I think it's a good way

01:54:10.680 To leave it

01:54:10.960 It was a good story

01:54:11.660 What do you think boss

01:54:12.540 It's good

01:54:15.400 We can end it

01:54:16.520 I mean I'm not gonna

01:54:17.160 We can end the show

01:54:18.700 Oh you gonna

01:54:19.440 Are we allowed to

01:54:20.520 It's your call

01:54:22.360 Whatever you want to do

01:54:23.080 Well we can say bye

01:54:23.780 To the people at least

01:54:24.640 What would we say

01:54:25.800 Like as far as bye

01:54:26.640 Like any kind of like

01:54:27.500 Nice salutation

01:54:28.700 And let's make it meaningful

01:54:30.280 Or just blah blah blah

01:54:31.380 Just blah blah blah

01:54:32.460 Blah blah blah

01:54:33.160 Blah blah blah

01:54:33.880 They bred with daughters of men 1.00

01:54:38.320 And they will do it again

01:54:42.420 The end is written in the book

01:54:46.860 In the pages they foresaw

01:54:51.420 Death squad

01:54:52.560 Death squad

01:54:56.740 Death squad

01:55:00.880 When the last trumpet sounds

01:55:16.360 And the heavens

Nephilim Death Squad - January 16, 2026

A Shadow Man Spied on Me ｜ NDS Chronicles

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