Nephilim Death Squad - Anti-Christ Figger w⧸ TOAD

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00:01:24.660 Welcome back, ladies and gentlemen, to another episode of Neff to America,

00:01:36.640 your cultural commentary for the end of days.

00:01:39.100 I am David Lee Corbo, a.k.a. The Raven.

00:01:42.000 That is Top Lobster, the father of disinformation.

00:01:45.000 What's up?

00:01:45.480 Before we get into today's guest, a very special guest,

00:01:48.280 a very important guest, a little reminder,

00:01:50.580 we're not going to go live exclusively to leon.com forward slash NephilimDeathSquad

00:01:55.640 at the half an hour mark because Neff to America streams live for the people.

00:01:59.480 However, if you're looking for a place to support us,

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00:02:09.580 as well as early access to Bohemian Grove tickets when they drop.

00:02:14.300 And we are looking to the first week of March tentatively.

00:02:17.920 Tentatively.

00:02:18.320 Oh, my God.

00:02:19.140 We already have, look at this.

00:02:20.320 What's going on?

00:02:21.000 We already have an interrupter.

00:02:22.420 What's going on?

00:02:23.200 And what do you need?

00:02:23.900 Are you bringing us anything?

00:02:25.700 No, that was hours ago.

00:02:26.820 No, we didn't.

00:02:27.360 Mason?

00:02:29.200 We didn't call her for anything.

00:02:30.540 Mason has to leave.

00:02:31.240 The audience says you've got to leave, but they like you.

00:02:33.700 What is she doing?

00:02:35.080 She's just getting camera time.

00:02:37.100 Get out of here, Mason.

00:02:38.380 Get out of here, Mason.

00:02:39.020 Take your probiotic soda with you.

00:02:41.640 What was I saying?

00:02:42.900 You're interrupting our plugs.

00:02:44.980 Discount codes off of merchandise from toplobstead.com.

00:02:47.740 Oh, hey, look.

00:02:48.240 There's our guest today.

00:02:49.060 There he goes. 0.99

00:02:49.500 There's his crotch. 0.98

00:02:49.800 Whoa, you're not supposed to tell anybody. 0.98

00:02:51.220 They could read the title.

00:02:52.140 I guess it's not a surprise.

00:02:53.320 Not a surprise.

00:02:53.500 Let's get into it then.

00:02:54.340 Joining us today.

00:02:55.500 Oh, wait up.

00:02:56.060 No, no, no.

00:02:56.960 Make them stay.

00:02:57.760 Okay, fine.

00:02:59.280 Discount codes off of merchandise from toplobstead.com.

00:03:01.740 I have a shirt on right now.

00:03:03.300 It's the Fear Not World Tour, which I dare say is our most popular shirt.

00:03:08.100 It's a banger.

00:03:09.180 And then I also have my coveted.

00:03:11.580 Here, wait.

00:03:12.180 Let me show people the back of it.

00:03:13.600 Oh, nice.

00:03:14.980 Wow.

00:03:15.560 Super.

00:03:15.940 You can't buy that anywhere. 0.99

00:03:16.920 Not for sale, losers. 0.99

00:03:18.120 We have Toad on the show. 0.99

00:03:19.620 Wow.

00:03:19.760 Toad is here.

00:03:20.740 Welcome, Toad.

00:03:21.600 It's very good to have you.

00:03:23.140 Very good to see you in his coveted NDS.

00:03:28.540 What would you call it?

00:03:29.560 Cloak from Bohemian World 2.

00:03:31.860 Toad, before we get into all the important topics that we have laid out before us today,

00:03:36.260 tell everybody where they can find you, what it is that you do, and how they support you.

00:03:40.500 What do you do, dude?

00:03:42.040 Nothing.

00:03:45.120 Unemployed.

00:03:46.680 Yeah.

00:03:47.480 Self-employed.

00:03:49.220 Learn to Toad on Twitter.

00:03:50.520 Learn to Toad on Instagram.

00:03:51.880 I have betting content on there. 0.97

00:03:53.300 I have better off dead.

00:03:54.540 Got to change that name. 0.95

00:03:56.040 B-T-T-O-R is my name.

00:03:57.960 It's my betting channel on YouTube.

00:04:01.200 There is also a Uke channel, Covered in Uke.

00:04:04.380 I do ukulele covers for people who don't know.

00:04:10.540 Did you link it to your page?

00:04:12.360 Yeah, I think it's there.

00:04:14.020 It's in there in the link tree.

00:04:15.840 Covered in Uke is a great name.

00:04:18.140 Oh, all of his names are great.

00:04:19.420 Well, see, I used to do it while drunk.

00:04:21.660 I've had that channel for over a decade, probably.

00:04:24.900 Of course it's not there.

00:04:26.980 Something like that.

00:04:28.260 No, it's not linked from Better Off Dead.

00:04:30.340 It's linked from my link tree.

00:04:32.020 Yeah, there it is.

00:04:32.920 And give me a subscribe, man.

00:04:35.580 What's wrong with you?

00:04:36.620 No, and then I have Patreon.

00:04:38.720 Patreon.com.

00:04:39.760 Patreon.com slash Learn to Toad.

00:04:41.620 You know, I have probably like 10 supporters, you know, big time.

00:04:47.440 Hey, you're not doing too bad.

00:04:48.660 13,000 views on the, you know, I don't know if you know this, but every time we go to, well,

00:04:55.880 David has a very small bladder.

00:04:57.620 I have to pee often.

00:04:58.720 Yeah.

00:04:58.800 Well, and that's not that I have a small bladder. 0.98

00:05:00.180 I had one of my testicles removed. 0.99

00:05:01.600 No, no, no. 1.00

00:05:02.020 The pee is stored in the testicles. 1.00

00:05:03.960 Right. 1.00

00:05:04.120 Right.

00:05:04.320 So, you can only store half.

00:05:06.240 Half the pee that we can, yeah.

00:05:08.360 Also, well, here's the thing, though.

00:05:11.100 Because he has one ball, like, I know the ball kind of, like, becomes, like, centered behind 0.99

00:05:15.760 the penis, but does the ball grow into, like, the size of two balls, though? 0.99

00:05:19.240 So, he has more pain? 0.99

00:05:19.960 No, no.

00:05:20.480 That stays the same, but you're absolutely correct.

00:05:23.260 Oh, wait a second.

00:05:24.180 Very sorry.

00:05:24.460 It's the Japanese music.

00:05:25.460 I know I'm correct.

00:05:26.400 I, I, I'm the one who, I'm going to have to ask you to shut up and please respect the

00:05:30.340 music.

00:05:30.620 When you hear the Japanese music, that means Nancy has something to say.

00:05:33.040 Nancy.

00:05:33.520 Nancy, please. 1.00

00:05:34.200 She's not on the screen.

00:05:34.880 Go ahead and talk, Nancy.

00:05:36.020 What are you saying?

00:05:36.680 Charles Adams says, shout out to Toad.

00:05:39.540 What's up, Charles?

00:05:40.760 Five dollars.

00:05:41.280 Very nice.

00:05:41.860 Thank you.

00:05:42.160 Thank you, Charles Adams.

00:05:43.740 Powerful shout out to Toad.

00:05:44.720 Yeah, you know what?

00:05:45.600 The super chats for today's episode will go to Toad.

00:05:48.040 David needs a new car, but I don't care about David.

00:05:50.260 No, we'd rather support Toad, but are we, are we reading them if they're blapping?

00:05:54.060 Or are we only reading them if they're guam-ing? 0.99

00:05:55.960 Oh.

00:05:57.160 What does that even mean?

00:05:58.800 Okay, Toad, I'll let you, I'll let you read the deciding factor.

00:06:01.620 Toad, if they're blapping, should we still read them, or should we only read the ones

00:06:06.360 that are guam-ing?

00:06:06.940 Um, I'd have to know what that means first.

00:06:09.880 All I'm hearing is like guano, like bat feces.

00:06:13.440 Toad, like I was saying before, like, uh, we play, when David has to piss, we play one

00:06:18.700 of your songs all the time.

00:06:20.460 And I go to your Twitter and I look through all of your gif memes and I got to find one.

00:06:24.940 Now there's a spot that I can just go to covered in uke.

00:06:27.740 This is incredible.

00:06:29.040 I'm keeping it up to date, man.

00:06:30.520 Yeah, and if you subscribe to the Patreon, they're all going on a Spotify audio feed

00:06:35.240 as well.

00:06:36.340 Very nice.

00:06:36.940 Oh, dude, I love this so much.

00:06:38.380 Toad, crush it. 0.99

00:06:39.120 Covered in uke is such a funny, such a funny name.

00:06:43.140 It feels, it's so, uh, it's so open to the imagination.

00:06:47.040 Um, we thought, Toad, that it would be really nice to have you on Neff to America.

00:06:51.400 So unlike, uh, Neff and Death Squad, which is where we have somebody on to, to lie to

00:06:55.360 us and lie to the people about some schizophrenic theory.

00:06:57.660 Well, he wanted to come on and talk to us about, uh, the Bridgewater Triangle or the

00:07:01.940 Titanic.

00:07:02.400 Yeah.

00:07:02.680 Either one.

00:07:03.200 Yeah.

00:07:03.500 What the hell is that?

00:07:04.260 What's the Bridgewater Triangle?

00:07:05.780 It's another triangle.

00:07:06.760 Do you want me to come on and talk about it?

00:07:08.460 I mean, you're on, well, hold on.

00:07:10.040 He's on, he's on Neff to America. 0.53

00:07:11.600 Somebody bought us a, an alligator head.

00:07:13.380 Shout out to whoever bought the alligator head.

00:07:15.480 Also, can I do another quick shout out?

00:07:17.560 Because we're just shouting out.

00:07:19.000 Um, shout out to Coconut Water. 1.00

00:07:21.400 No, no, no, not to, they don't pay us for that.

00:07:23.540 Uh, I want to shout out, uh, is it Chuck?

00:07:26.520 Um, who, who, Chuck, you know who you are and you're definitely Guaman. 1.00

00:07:31.620 He's Guaman. 1.00

00:07:32.160 And, and I just want to say, we're not mad.

00:07:35.260 It's just fun to say.

00:07:36.860 We don't care that Blue Letter Bible, uh, reported our page and has got us removed from Spotify.

00:07:44.140 There's many of you, by the way, who are wondering where our recent Spotify episodes have gone

00:07:49.260 because they have fallen off.

00:07:50.340 Somebody, it seems, uh, now we're getting copyright struck over and over again for the intro music.

00:07:56.900 So I don't know what we're going to do.

00:07:58.580 Leesburg, Florida is calling me, by the way.

00:08:01.080 That's very strange.

00:08:02.300 Wow.

00:08:02.560 Right now?

00:08:03.440 Um, right now.

00:08:04.400 It's the juice.

00:08:05.600 So, um, uh, but it's just interesting because, you know, we had a little bit of a, of a, of a, of a, of an issue.

00:08:12.360 Blue Letter Bible said, um, I appreciate that your gracious fan base donated quite a bit

00:08:17.520 of money, but we don't like your intro.

00:08:20.460 It's offensive.

00:08:21.280 Please take down the entire episode.

00:08:22.980 They literally said that.

00:08:24.540 And then the next day we're getting email after email about our song.

00:08:28.940 This episode is taken down.

00:08:29.780 This episode.

00:08:30.240 Yeah.

00:08:30.420 The song we've been using for two years now.

00:08:33.800 Oh, it's a copyright.

00:08:34.940 Copyright struck.

00:08:35.580 Copyright struck.

00:08:36.120 And look, I know we have some ideas about like.

00:08:38.520 This is a conspiracy show.

00:08:39.740 This is a conspiracy show.

00:08:40.860 We're going to get conspirator.

00:08:41.920 I know we have some ideas.

00:08:43.540 It's a Christian show.

00:08:44.440 Hold on a second.

00:08:45.080 We have a donation.

00:08:46.420 From where?

00:08:46.900 From where?

00:08:47.620 Is it Guano though?

00:08:49.520 From Rumble.

00:08:50.140 Are we Guaman?

00:08:50.780 Wait, wait.

00:08:51.100 Are we Guaman?

00:08:51.800 Blampin' or Guaman? 0.98

00:08:53.440 Guaman.

00:08:54.460 Okay.

00:08:55.440 How Guaman?

00:08:56.420 It's from Xerox.

00:08:57.600 Five dollars.

00:08:58.460 Oh, I love Xerox.

00:08:59.320 Wait, wait, wait.

00:09:00.060 Are we five figure Guaman or what are we doing here?

00:09:04.380 Sure.

00:09:05.360 So he says, donations for Toad today.

00:09:09.440 Get the whiteboard out, Raven.

00:09:11.520 Do some math.

00:09:12.920 Ooh, I like that.

00:09:14.140 No, no.

00:09:14.420 They like when I do math.

00:09:16.060 And I can't use a calculator.

00:09:17.800 Nancy.

00:09:18.260 No, no, no.

00:09:18.780 This is what we're going to do is, Nancy, keep track of how much people are doing.

00:09:23.100 Like just a little notepad.

00:09:24.640 And then we'll put it in the private chat and we'll make David do the math.

00:09:28.960 Yeah, everybody should do like weird like scent amounts just so he has to add them.

00:09:32.860 No, that's what they used to do, Toad.

00:09:34.300 And it's insane.

00:09:36.440 But yeah, so, you know, we have this issue.

00:09:39.000 And people have been wondering where it is on Spotify.

00:09:41.940 That's what the issue is.

00:09:43.040 So I don't know what we're going to do, guys.

00:09:44.440 I don't know.

00:09:44.880 We're looking at just my belly now, which is cool.

00:09:47.460 Just really great.

00:09:49.840 That's, you know, hold on a second.

00:09:51.080 He's doing the camera.

00:09:52.840 So I don't know what we're going to do.

00:09:56.040 I know Top and I have some ideas in regards to how we're going to get a new intro going.

00:10:01.740 But I kind of almost want to put it out to the people.

00:10:03.840 You know what I really like is Sam Tripoli's intro.

00:10:06.240 It's a banger.

00:10:07.200 It's original music.

00:10:08.160 And it's made up of moments from the show.

00:10:10.600 It would be cool if we could do something like that.

00:10:12.560 But we lack the talent to do that.

00:10:14.700 I'm just putting that out there.

00:10:15.620 So anyway, we're on Neft to America.

00:10:18.800 Neft to America is a bit of a show for the people.

00:10:20.940 It's a show for the people.

00:10:21.820 And it's a variety show.

00:10:23.100 Yeah.

00:10:23.460 I want to have you back to talk about the Bridgewater Triangle.

00:10:26.220 You can talk about it now.

00:10:27.380 Oh, this is good.

00:10:27.980 You think so?

00:10:28.460 I'm already watching the money pile up.

00:10:30.380 And David is sweating right now.

00:10:31.880 That's not true.

00:10:32.200 I don't see any money coming in.

00:10:33.260 No, no.

00:10:33.540 In the private chat, she's telling us how.

00:10:35.540 You've got to move over a little bit.

00:10:36.580 You're too.

00:10:37.240 No, I have to move over this way.

00:10:39.200 Yeah, yeah.

00:10:39.560 So go ahead.

00:10:40.180 This is crazy.

00:10:40.760 Now I can't see the screen.

00:10:41.500 No, no, no.

00:10:41.800 Move over the other way now.

00:10:43.180 Unbelievable.

00:10:43.620 Go ahead.

00:10:44.000 Do whatever you've got to do.

00:10:44.860 So I want to get.

00:10:46.600 Oh, Nancy.

00:10:47.620 We're doing the thing.

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00:11:19.180 Well, what if I just give you.

00:11:21.620 Hold on a second, Dave.

00:11:22.020 Move back over.

00:11:22.720 I don't like how you're there.

00:11:23.440 Well, that's what you told me to do.

00:11:25.060 What is happening, right?

00:11:25.780 Go back to the Morgan cam.

00:11:27.360 I'll just look at that.

00:11:29.320 Hey, don't talk about that.

00:11:32.560 Inappropriate.

00:11:33.520 Nancy, say it. 0.98

00:11:35.080 What is it?

00:11:36.220 From Taffy Rumble.

00:11:38.160 Oh, Taffy. 0.89

00:11:39.000 $20.

00:11:40.360 Wow. 1.00

00:11:40.840 It says, take my fucking money, Toad. 1.00

00:11:43.480 Whoa. 1.00

00:11:44.400 Whoa.

00:11:45.580 Well, when you put it that way, no.

00:11:48.660 Toad, you're no.

00:11:49.380 You've got to take the money, dude.

00:11:50.400 You're going to be rich by the end of the show.

00:11:52.480 But it's being demanded of me, though.

00:11:55.180 Oh, my God.

00:11:55.760 It's more money.

00:11:57.120 Okay, what is it?

00:11:57.840 What are we saying?

00:11:58.520 From Antispecius for $5.

00:12:01.000 Shout out to Kate.

00:12:02.980 She says, we're toad.

00:12:05.120 Well, thank you.

00:12:06.300 How much is it?

00:12:06.860 That's Guam-ing.

00:12:07.640 It's $5.

00:12:08.280 Oh, she's Guam-ing. 1.00

00:12:09.160 All right.

00:12:09.400 Hell yeah.

00:12:10.040 All right.

00:12:10.380 Awesome.

00:12:11.020 Oh, my goodness.

00:12:11.900 Oh, wow.

00:12:12.080 The money is really pouring in.

00:12:13.460 This is actually getting derailed a little bit.

00:12:16.620 Go ahead.

00:12:16.980 Do it again.

00:12:17.420 Make the noise, Nance. 0.94

00:12:18.360 Do the Japanese music tradition.

00:12:21.420 Wow.

00:12:21.900 Yeah, this is.

00:12:23.000 The whole show is just this.

00:12:24.440 The whole show is.

00:12:25.220 We're just at a.

00:12:26.040 Like a.

00:12:26.520 We're at a Kabuki theater now.

00:12:28.680 It's the whole show.

00:12:30.020 She won't do it. 0.96

00:12:31.120 Nancy, you pan-faced gook. 1.00

00:12:32.540 Can you. 0.97

00:12:33.140 I'm sorry.

00:12:33.660 She's frustrating me.

00:12:35.520 Are you going to hit the music?

00:12:36.860 She's not going to do it.

00:12:37.660 So, I guess that doesn't go towards Toad's.

00:12:40.480 Because it didn't get the music.

00:12:41.580 That's fine.

00:12:42.100 We'll revisit it.

00:12:43.160 Anyway.

00:12:44.060 Oh.

00:12:44.600 Oh.

00:12:46.500 I think my internet's slow.

00:12:48.900 That's fine.

00:12:49.780 Yeah.

00:12:49.920 But Schizofren says.

00:12:51.920 Toad do be straight Guaman, yo.

00:12:54.820 Toad do be straight Guaman. 0.88

00:12:56.080 Yeah.

00:12:56.740 And that's an observable fact.

00:12:58.160 Pretty much anytime you look over at Toad, you go, that's a guy who Guams.

00:13:01.560 So, all right.

00:13:03.180 Don't know what it means, but maybe.

00:13:05.580 Why don't we try to do this?

00:13:06.540 Let's get straight into some of the content that I said.

00:13:09.400 Because for him to unpack a theory is going to be impossible as long as this music is going.

00:13:12.880 Go to the production room chat.

00:13:13.800 No, I think it's.

00:13:14.520 I think he could unpack it.

00:13:15.860 Wait, was that more music?

00:13:17.080 No.

00:13:17.600 It's not just one theory, though.

00:13:19.620 I got to get my thoughts in order for it.

00:13:21.280 If you bring me back on NDS, I'll do it.

00:13:23.240 Nah, do it right now.

00:13:24.100 No, come on. 0.85

00:13:24.500 She's from the hip, baby. 1.00

00:13:25.280 Don't force him to do it.

00:13:26.620 Go ahead.

00:13:27.420 We Guam-ing?

00:13:28.160 We Blapping.

00:13:28.660 I'll just, I'll give you the brief Guam of it.

00:13:34.620 The Guam of it all.

00:13:35.760 Hold on.

00:13:36.060 Wait, Nancy's got to read a thing. 1.00

00:13:38.320 Nancy, what is the thing?

00:13:40.200 Soul Explorer says, is this a blap or a Guam, Nancy? 0.95

00:13:45.320 That's $2.

00:13:46.740 Oh, that's a blap.

00:13:47.560 You're blapping.

00:13:48.300 Soul Explorer coaching.

00:13:49.840 Disrespectful blap. 0.99

00:13:50.840 So, let's get to.

00:13:52.320 I still don't get it.

00:13:53.000 We're on a Pacific island is all I get from Guam.

00:13:55.900 I have no idea.

00:13:57.960 100% correct.

00:13:59.160 U.S. territory.

00:14:01.320 Military base.

00:14:03.100 Yes.

00:14:03.420 But he's already expressed that he doesn't want to try to unpack it.

00:14:05.940 Apparently very wealthy.

00:14:07.560 Very wealthy.

00:14:08.620 How much does it cost to live there?

00:14:10.420 No idea how much it costs to live in Guam.

00:14:12.720 I'd move there, but I'm destitute.

00:14:15.040 Well, you should move to Florida.

00:14:16.560 We were supposed to do October, and you were supposed to come to Florida.

00:14:22.440 We were going to touch you in real life, and now you've not done this, and I don't know

00:14:26.300 really what to make of it.

00:14:27.980 It's actually-

00:14:28.740 I didn't know that was a thing.

00:14:30.520 Yeah, we told you.

00:14:31.320 We tried to talk to you about it, and you just remained indecisive.

00:14:35.560 Yeah, that sounds right.

00:14:36.880 You blamed your crippling anxiety, to which there's just no workaround.

00:14:42.380 And so now we're doing this remotely.

00:14:44.320 You were supposed to be sat here.

00:14:46.140 I had a dream about you last night.

00:14:47.980 Oh, were you doing your dreams?

00:14:49.240 I had a dream about you.

00:14:50.620 I was in a coffee shop at night in New York City, and Toad was getting hassled by some

00:15:05.300 young African-American ruffians, and then I came in, and I kind of convinced everybody

00:15:11.460 to get along, and then Toad and I bought some pizza, and everything was good.

00:15:15.100 Wow, so you were Josh Smith in this scenario.

00:15:18.400 I don't know.

00:15:19.320 I don't understand the reference.

00:15:20.700 Me neither.

00:15:22.060 Would you come back?

00:15:23.000 Would you come to Florida for Mason?

00:15:25.560 Yeah.

00:15:26.420 Is she single?

00:15:28.540 I don't know.

00:15:30.220 I don't know what Mason would ask her.

00:15:32.520 No, we shouldn't ask her.

00:15:34.320 That's not what this show's about.

00:15:35.800 Stop it.

00:15:36.380 I'll come figure it out.

00:15:37.380 All right, can we get into some of...

00:15:42.160 Oh, no, we can't.

00:15:44.720 What's going on, Nancy?

00:15:46.480 From Charles again.

00:15:48.880 He says, for $2.78...

00:15:50.380 Is this the Charles?

00:15:52.020 Charles?

00:15:53.580 Is this the Charles?

00:15:55.140 Thank you, Charles.

00:15:56.760 He's giving you the weird amounts now here.

00:15:59.480 You can finish me.

00:16:02.000 For my favorite...

00:16:03.120 For my...

00:16:06.440 For my favorite, only Toad star.

00:16:10.220 Thank you, Charles.

00:16:11.660 Is that $2.75?

00:16:14.340 Wait, I think we missed one.

00:16:15.800 We missed one here.

00:16:17.220 Play the music.

00:16:19.320 Yeah.

00:16:20.960 Prodigal Path.

00:16:22.060 This is a problem.

00:16:23.040 Toad is a popular character to throw money at.

00:16:24.980 We're simply never going to get to talk about anything.

00:16:28.080 Nancy, play the Japanese. 1.00

00:16:29.540 We got to.

00:16:29.980 We got to get to something.

00:16:32.700 Big ZD says...

00:16:34.520 Oh, wait.

00:16:34.980 This is the wrong one.

00:16:36.140 But thank you.

00:16:38.300 What the hell's going on?

00:16:39.600 There's so much...

00:16:40.140 There's so much money coming in.

00:16:42.020 I can't.

00:16:43.420 No, this is...

00:16:44.120 All right.

00:16:44.400 We'll have to...

00:16:44.940 They've short-circuited our Asian producer.

00:16:48.100 We're going to come back to the more recent ones.

00:16:50.520 We'll catch up on them in a moment.

00:16:52.400 Let's get to some content so that we can get Toad's opinion.

00:16:55.280 We got content?

00:16:56.360 Jesus.

00:16:56.760 Yeah, dude.

00:16:58.160 In the production chat, there is content if you go to it and you look at it.

00:17:02.500 Guys, if you want to see Toad on every show for a week, every single show, I don't care

00:17:07.740 how important it is.

00:17:08.380 I don't care if we've got like...

00:17:10.420 It doesn't even matter.

00:17:12.300 Toad-Bember?

00:17:13.200 Just go ahead and Guam and chat and we're going to get him out of here. 1.00

00:17:16.640 But go ahead.

00:17:17.040 Go ahead, David. 0.71

00:17:17.400 What the hell are you saying?

00:17:17.880 Okay, so go to the production chat.

00:17:19.320 We have a couple of videos and articles that I'd love to get Toad's opinion on.

00:17:23.640 One of them, actually, let's pull this one up.

00:17:25.880 I think it's from NASA claiming that we're going to have two moons until 2028.

00:17:35.180 Did you see this?

00:17:35.800 I don't know if you guys saw this.

00:17:36.580 Okay, this is breaking raw news on, which is a raw news alert.

00:17:41.240 This is that guy.

00:17:42.000 This is the guy that's a furry.

00:17:43.500 This is the guy that's a furry.

00:17:44.640 Okay, furry, right, right.

00:17:45.860 Everybody keep that in mind.

00:17:47.220 So NASA officials have just officially announced and confirmed, I don't know how one would confirm

00:17:52.920 this, that the Earth now has two moons until 2083.

00:17:58.900 What the hell does that mean?

00:17:59.980 What does that mean?

00:18:00.620 Indeed.

00:18:00.920 I don't know if, Nancy, if you could find an article correlating this on, I don't know

00:18:05.080 if you have the ability to pull anything up.

00:18:06.100 So I can tell you what it means.

00:18:08.920 Just, I can guess pretty much.

00:18:10.500 Because all I saw was, I just saw this headline and that was it.

00:18:14.640 Earth has two moons.

00:18:15.540 I'm like, what are they?

00:18:16.460 All of a sudden they discovered a second moon that we just had this whole time.

00:18:20.060 They didn't tell us. 0.99

00:18:20.920 I'm like, holy shit, space is fake. 0.99

00:18:23.960 Maybe all that is true. 0.97

00:18:25.180 But I think what this is saying is that what must have happened is, I'm guessing an asteroid

00:18:31.100 got close enough to Earth that it entered orbit around Earth and it is going to be ejected

00:18:39.060 from that orbit apparently in 2028.

00:18:41.500 So that actually, that makes it a moon.

00:18:44.460 You're a round-Earther toad?

00:18:46.800 Yeah, for now. 0.89

00:18:48.760 That's fair.

00:18:49.580 I mean, it's a tentative, you know, he's not been exposed to stuff.

00:18:53.420 I think that's likely the most logical explanation.

00:18:57.960 We're just in a weird time when it comes to asteroids and little kind of celestial bodies

00:19:01.540 and everything.

00:19:02.080 I don't know if you've been following the 3-Eye Atlas thing.

00:19:04.060 I have been feverishly because it is the gift that keeps on giving.

00:19:07.680 It's very entertaining.

00:19:09.060 I just find that NASA, along with like New York Post, these days they're just kind of allowed

00:19:15.240 to say whatever they want, right?

00:19:18.080 So like NASA, an asteroid has got caught in Earth's orbit and it's sizable enough to be

00:19:25.140 perceived as like something complex.

00:19:28.000 It'll be here for a while.

00:19:29.900 Instead, they just go, we now have two moons until 2083.

00:19:34.820 I'm like, what?

00:19:35.540 Why are you just saying that?

00:19:37.040 Like, why are you allowed?

00:19:37.780 Why are you just allowed to say that?

00:19:39.240 Well, because you can just say stuff.

00:19:40.640 I guess so.

00:19:41.660 Yeah.

00:19:41.880 And nobody's going to check it because like, how is anybody going to determine that that's

00:19:45.900 not a lie?

00:19:47.020 And isn't NASA like Latin for lying or something?

00:19:50.720 It means deception.

00:19:51.820 I think it's Hebrew.

00:19:52.920 No, it's Hebrew.

00:19:53.880 That's even worse.

00:19:54.620 That's even more weird because NASA was like created by the Nazis, but it's also Jewish. 0.99

00:20:00.140 Dude, that's a whole can of worms.

00:20:02.560 If you go down, it looks like Nancy's introduced something to the thing.

00:20:05.580 It might be an article.

00:20:06.340 Maybe we could check this out a little bit.

00:20:07.540 I can't see it.

00:20:08.120 That's very small.

00:20:10.020 Types of second moons.

00:20:11.500 Temporary mini moons.

00:20:12.680 These are asteroids captured into orbit.

00:20:15.140 Look at Toad.

00:20:16.200 Very, very sharp.

00:20:17.380 Well, the AI overlords say, no, Earth does not have a permanent second moon, but that's

00:20:21.940 the caveat.

00:20:22.800 It doesn't have a first moon, so.

00:20:25.020 That's true.

00:20:25.640 That's actually a stationary luminary that is inhabited by its hollow.

00:20:30.580 It's got an obelisk on it.

00:20:31.760 Oh, wait.

00:20:32.040 What was your IQ again, Toad?

00:20:34.680 156.

00:20:36.040 156?

00:20:36.480 I've been telling people live.

00:20:38.760 And you thought you were being, you were embellishing?

00:20:42.540 I mean, it might have, it might have like plummeted after I had a stroke.

00:20:46.780 I don't know.

00:20:47.060 Cause I got, I got tested for it a while back because they were going to like skip me ahead

00:20:51.440 in school.

00:20:52.100 They were like, we have to test your IQ.

00:20:53.540 So they gave, it was all like pattern recognition.

00:20:55.520 So I was like, I'm really good at this.

00:20:58.600 And then they were like, you have a really high IQ.

00:21:00.620 You should move ahead.

00:21:01.480 Like multiple grades.

00:21:02.800 And I was like, no, I kind of like my friends and my teacher.

00:21:05.940 So I'm going to stay right here.

00:21:06.860 I like being smarter than everyone is.

00:21:10.240 Say, I'm just going to dominate third grade.

00:21:12.960 Yeah.

00:21:14.660 Yeah, exactly.

00:21:15.720 I'm going to peak right now.

00:21:16.880 My teacher loved me.

00:21:17.980 And then, you know, that was the only time that I got sent to the principal's office,

00:21:21.080 like during my, well, actually it was the only, it was the only time during elementary

00:21:25.740 school, I guess I should say.

00:21:26.960 I got in a fight.

00:21:28.060 I actually, well, you know about this.

00:21:29.960 I decked this guy.

00:21:31.000 I was, I was defend, I was, I was defending myself, right?

00:21:36.580 He was, uh, it was out at recess.

00:21:38.780 Is this Carmine?

00:21:39.560 I don't know.

00:21:40.140 No, no.

00:21:41.360 It changes every time.

00:21:42.660 Carmine, Carmine.

00:21:43.640 When you said Carmine.

00:21:44.760 Carmine.

00:21:45.360 Yeah.

00:21:45.940 Dude, Carmine doesn't, doesn't count as a fight, right?

00:21:48.040 Cause that was, uh, that was, I think your arm and bounce, right?

00:21:51.200 That's yeah.

00:21:51.460 That was, that was in first grade or second grade.

00:21:53.580 One of the, I forget whatever it was.

00:21:55.140 I think it was second grade.

00:21:56.360 The first time I broke my arm, Carmine, he was this huge Italian dude. 1.00

00:22:00.720 Like I went, that was back when I weighed 38 pounds.

00:22:04.060 If you remember and Carmine probably weighed great.

00:22:06.520 Did you weigh 38 pounds in second grade?

00:22:09.540 And I was in grade.

00:22:11.260 I was a very short, thin.

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00:22:41.040 Kid with brittle bones and Carmine, Carmine was carrying me, he basically like threw me

00:22:49.680 over his shoulder and he was carrying me around at recess and he tried to carry me up this hill

00:22:53.240 and he dropped me and I fell on my arm, my left arm and I completely snapped the radius

00:22:59.280 and ulna and then the, like the orthopedic, whatever the hell he was, the, what is it?

00:23:08.460 An orthopedic surgeon?

00:23:09.380 No, because I didn't really have surgery.

00:23:11.680 Orthopedic, ortho, orthodontic.

00:23:13.480 I think that's for your mouth.

00:23:14.100 That's your mouth, dude.

00:23:15.860 No, that's, what?

00:23:17.920 Orthodontist.

00:23:18.260 No, no, no, no.

00:23:18.800 That's what I'm saying.

00:23:19.720 No, that's the, that's like the ortho, that's orthodontist.

00:23:22.480 The daunt means tooth.

00:23:24.020 No, no, no, no.

00:23:24.660 But whatever it was, the dude like snapped my bones, the dude like snapped my bones back

00:23:30.040 together and then he gave me only like a short arm cast, but it was such a severe double

00:23:34.840 fracture that everybody was like, the daunt, the daunt means tooth.

00:23:38.260 Why?

00:23:39.420 Dentist, dauntist?

00:23:40.500 Yeah.

00:23:40.960 I said dauntist.

00:23:42.320 Is that it?

00:23:43.300 Yeah, but this, so this wasn't, well, maybe this guy was an orthodontist.

00:23:46.920 I'm looking that up.

00:23:47.540 I don't believe you.

00:23:48.240 Which is why he didn't know what he was doing with my arm, but he like, I remember he snapped

00:23:51.300 it back into place and all they gave me was a lower arm cast and later on they were like,

00:23:55.660 no, you should have had an upper arm like above the elbow cast because your arm shouldn't

00:23:59.520 have moved at all.

00:24:00.780 Dantist is a Greek root for tooth.

00:24:02.940 Yeah.

00:24:03.200 So my arm didn't heal correctly.

00:24:04.460 So when I do this, I can.

00:24:05.360 Why do you know, why do you know that?

00:24:06.700 I can hear 156, man.

00:24:09.400 156.

00:24:09.720 When he was 38 pounds.

00:24:10.680 No, because of 156.

00:24:12.800 Also, I went to an orthodontist. 0.99

00:24:14.320 I had braces and shit. 0.96

00:24:16.440 But I, like my arm clicks when I rotate it now from that, from the car. 0.97

00:24:21.300 Armine breakage.

00:24:23.020 Yeah.

00:24:23.460 Yeah.

00:24:23.960 And then, yeah.

00:24:24.940 And I can also, you know, as you know, you've seen it on tower gang, I can like contort my

00:24:28.480 wrists in like really bizarre ways.

00:24:30.160 My left wrist from that didn't heal correctly.

00:24:32.760 I broke my other arm in third grade, like the year after that, when I, when it got caught

00:24:38.340 in an escalator.

00:24:39.500 I don't have the sad music.

00:24:41.100 I don't have it here.

00:24:42.980 Keep going though.

00:24:43.740 Cause I, this is, it's making me feel good.

00:24:45.660 An escalator hand, an escalator handrail though.

00:24:48.360 The handrail like came off the runner. 0.81

00:24:50.460 I was grabbing onto the handrail and it came off the runner and it like sucked like my

00:24:54.440 arm.

00:24:54.820 It like grabbed my fingers and twisted my arm.

00:24:57.400 And that was a spiral fracture.

00:24:58.980 And then my parents had to like talk to like CPS cause a spiral fracture is like what kids

00:25:03.240 get when parents like twist their arms, twist their wrists. 0.88

00:25:06.540 They're, they had to like take me into a room.

00:25:08.080 They were like, are your parents doing this to you?

00:25:09.760 I'm like, no.

00:25:10.700 They had to like interrogate my parents over it.

00:25:15.240 And which I also didn't even go to the hospital the night that it happened.

00:25:18.220 My mom was just like, nah, it's not broken.

00:25:20.680 And then like the next day I was like, this is definitely broken.

00:25:23.440 And then we went, you know what this feels like?

00:25:25.560 Has anybody ever watched the Goonies where, when they kidnap Chunk and they have them in 1.00

00:25:30.620 the basement and they're interrogating him.

00:25:33.240 Oh, I'm definitely Chunk.

00:25:34.920 Obviously.

00:25:35.320 And he just started going and he's like telling them about all the trauma that's happened through

00:25:38.840 his life.

00:25:39.320 And the Italian guy's like, Jesus Christ, kid. 0.98

00:25:41.140 This is crazy.

00:25:42.080 Dude, I'm Chunk.

00:25:42.820 They leave me behind, man.

00:25:45.860 And they're like, yeah, he'll probably catch up to us later.

00:25:48.840 But, but then I'd be friends.

00:25:50.080 Dude, sloth is Carmine. 1.00

00:25:51.880 Holy shit. 1.00

00:25:54.440 There you go. 1.00

00:25:55.640 It's perfect.

00:25:56.780 Wait, let's read, let's read some more Super Chats because I feel like the people want

00:25:59.580 to give more money.

00:26:00.140 Yeah, let's read some more Super Chats.

00:26:01.520 But they haven't.

00:26:02.240 We have to change the way.

00:26:03.580 Oh my God.

00:26:04.220 There's a lot, there's a lot more.

00:26:06.180 Okay.

00:26:06.840 If you, if you send Super Chats, we will stop occasionally to read a clump of that.

00:26:11.280 Mason, Toad wanted to say hi.

00:26:12.600 No, what?

00:26:13.140 That's not what we're doing.

00:26:13.960 That's what he said.

00:26:15.200 All right.

00:26:15.620 Toad wants to say hi.

00:26:16.520 To the Mason cam.

00:26:17.540 To the Mason cam.

00:26:18.380 Hi.

00:26:18.840 Say hi to Toad.

00:26:20.080 What's up, Mason?

00:26:21.340 You're single?

00:26:21.780 He said, what's up?

00:26:22.920 He asked if you're single.

00:26:24.620 No.

00:26:25.140 No.

00:26:25.820 Toad, stop.

00:26:27.020 Oh.

00:26:27.500 You're off the camera.

00:26:28.440 Thank you, Mason.

00:26:29.380 No more.

00:26:30.140 I thought that's what the show is for.

00:26:32.240 What?

00:26:32.660 That's not what the show is for.

00:26:34.120 All right.

00:26:34.420 All right.

00:26:35.500 Can you read some Super Chats?

00:26:37.460 Because they're too far from me.

00:26:38.700 I can't read them.

00:26:39.660 Nancy, please. 1.00

00:26:40.840 And she left the.

00:26:41.860 Nancy literally left. 1.00

00:26:43.580 She's like, I can't do this shit anymore. 0.99

00:26:45.520 She's like a, she's like a Pokemon that we don't have enough badges to train. 1.00

00:26:50.100 Oh, she's like Abra. 0.95

00:26:51.140 You ever try to catch Abra and it just keeps disappearing?

00:26:55.240 Abracadabra?

00:26:56.220 $10 Schizofriend.

00:26:57.780 David, don't talk Toad.

00:26:59.480 Moved to Florida.

00:27:01.020 He'll unfollow you on Twitter if you do.

00:27:02.960 LOL.

00:27:03.420 Still love you.

00:27:03.800 I don't know what that means.

00:27:04.740 Oh, well.

00:27:05.600 Oh, yeah.

00:27:06.180 There was a period in time where people were pressuring Toad into moving to Florida and

00:27:09.440 Toad, he got overwhelmed and he blocked them all.

00:27:11.920 Yeah.

00:27:12.140 And $5.99.

00:27:13.040 I was blocking, unfollowing, whatever.

00:27:15.120 Yeah, that sounds right.

00:27:16.500 This is not quite Guaman.

00:27:17.940 $4.99 is one penny away from Guaman.

00:27:20.220 So that's a blap I'll have you know.

00:27:21.920 So if you're Guaman, it means you're like, you're rolling it. 0.99

00:27:24.720 Like you got that Guam money.

00:27:26.040 You can go.

00:27:26.340 Well, $5 and up.

00:27:27.540 Buy property of Guam.

00:27:29.860 Dick Guam Wrinkle says, what's Toad's blood type?

00:27:32.720 For $4.99.

00:27:33.480 I feel like you got to answer that.

00:27:35.200 That's blap blap.

00:27:36.740 Are vampires going to come after me? 1.00

00:27:38.720 Are you guys going to come try to suck my blood? 1.00

00:27:40.500 Take my blood? 1.00

00:27:41.200 This might be Nancy disguised as Dick Guam Wrinkle. 1.00

00:27:44.360 It's not A-B, so it's not as valuable.

00:27:48.020 I'm A positive.

00:27:49.880 Get it?

00:27:50.320 Well, dude.

00:27:50.920 A positive.

00:27:51.500 Write that down.

00:27:52.060 Well, isn't that just like, you know, just totally appropriate, right?

00:27:56.000 Because I was, you know, valedictorian.

00:27:57.680 I was like a straight A student and my blood type is A+.

00:28:00.680 I mean, come on, man.

00:28:02.760 Nancy shows up right after he talks about his blood type.

00:28:06.000 Nancy, we got Toad's blood type.

00:28:07.520 Yeah.

00:28:08.100 What happened, Nance?

00:28:09.240 Where'd you go?

00:28:11.140 I don't know what happened.

00:28:12.320 In the heat of battle, your squad relies on you.

00:28:15.480 Don't let them down.

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00:28:42.320 Perfect.

00:28:45.760 All right, all right.

00:28:46.880 He said his blood type is A+.

00:28:49.040 I don't even know if that's significant to you or not, but there you have it.

00:28:53.120 It's a fairly common.

00:28:55.060 I think A is the second most common type, and positive is the most common RH factor, I'm pretty sure.

00:29:01.940 Is that what all that means?

00:29:03.260 Oh, my God.

00:29:04.180 HR factor.

00:29:05.400 I don't know.

00:29:05.600 RH, RH, not HR.

00:29:07.920 HR would be way worse.

00:29:10.220 RH factor.

00:29:11.660 I got that positive HR.

00:29:13.180 I have a very negative HR factor.

00:29:16.980 After that cover, yeah.

00:29:18.200 There it is, dude.

00:29:19.240 Yeah, and all the sexual harassment.

00:29:22.520 Quick, write that down.

00:29:24.060 Write that down.

00:29:24.800 There you go.

00:29:25.260 Blap Town, honey.

00:29:26.520 Okay.

00:29:27.760 Is that it for the Super Chats that we have access to right now because we're not monitoring Rumble?

00:29:31.960 Oh, I don't know.

00:29:32.760 I don't know.

00:29:33.160 I think so.

00:29:34.180 Nancy's been MIA.

00:29:36.500 She doesn't know what's been going on at Rumble.

00:29:38.180 All right.

00:29:38.420 Well, we have more content here.

00:29:39.600 Something about Charlie Kirk's pastor's father.

00:29:41.840 Why did you send this?

00:29:42.920 I actually find this really interesting.

00:29:44.320 I'm going to have to open my laptop to Reno because there's no way I could read that on whatever the hell this is called.

00:29:50.700 So, yeah, Charlie Kirk's father's pastor.

00:29:54.620 Is that it?

00:29:55.260 Dude, Leesburg, Florida calling me again.

00:29:57.060 That's very strange.

00:29:57.800 What do they want?

00:29:58.440 Pick it up.

00:29:58.840 I don't know.

00:29:59.360 No, I don't want to pick it up.

00:30:00.000 Is it like the town of Leesburg?

00:30:01.640 It is.

00:30:01.840 The mayor is calling you?

00:30:03.660 I don't know what's calling you.

00:30:04.760 That's weird, though, right?

00:30:05.780 What the hell's in Leesburg?

00:30:06.860 Okay, here we go.

00:30:08.640 Clint is calling you.

00:30:10.680 No, he's back in my jam.

00:30:12.000 We don't talk about that guy on this show.

00:30:13.760 No, that's not true.

00:30:14.440 We talk about him all the time.

00:30:15.660 God bless him.

00:30:16.380 I hope he's crushing.

00:30:16.940 Okay, Dana Duda, who apparently is somebody.

00:30:20.220 Somebody was like, you should talk to this chick. 1.00

00:30:21.660 But then I looked at her.

00:30:22.220 She's covered in face tattoos. 0.98

00:30:23.700 I said, maybe not.

00:30:24.280 Dana Duda?

00:30:25.400 Sounds very Indian.

00:30:26.860 Yeah, no, she's white. 1.00

00:30:28.200 So she goes, I'm sure it's a total coincidence that Charlie Kirk's pastor's father, Captain

00:30:33.560 Roy Edgar McCoy, was the Naval Assistant Chief of Staff for Psychological Warfare.

00:30:40.840 Whoa.

00:30:41.820 That's pretty interesting.

00:30:43.280 So there's a picture here.

00:30:44.280 It's a bit of a stretch.

00:30:45.040 Is it a bit of a stretch?

00:30:46.060 Charlie Kirk's pastor's father.

00:30:48.100 No, no, no.

00:30:48.400 Is that what it is?

00:30:48.900 Charlie Kirk's pastor's father?

00:30:50.280 I like that.

00:30:50.560 It was his nephew's brother's cousin's former roommate.

00:30:53.480 I like it.

00:30:54.180 I like what it says.

00:30:54.840 So entering the Navy in 1952, his career included commanding officer of the USS Somersworth,

00:31:01.400 the USS Hubbard, destroyer, yada, yada, yada, USS Conrad, Corinne, my bad, providing inshore

00:31:07.740 fire.

00:31:08.180 Okay, he was also Assistant Chief of Staff for Psychological Warfare.

00:31:11.320 I mean, that is interesting.

00:31:12.380 Naval Intelligence Chief of Staff for Psychological Warfare, that's kind of fun.

00:31:19.080 That is something, yeah.

00:31:21.440 I think it's something.

00:31:23.680 Well, does that mean that he, that means he was like in on like the MKUltra project, so

00:31:29.420 what was he doing?

00:31:31.480 Well, that's what I'm saying, yeah.

00:31:33.300 That's exactly why I clicked on it, because I was like, this is going to be an overlap. 0.95

00:31:37.120 Naval Intelligence, that's like, you know, L. Ron Hubbard crap.

00:31:39.880 Uh, uh, and, and yeah, I mean, uh, Psychological Warfare, that's MKUltra, or one of the, what

00:31:45.880 is it, like 148 sub-projects that, that, uh, are associated with MKUltra?

00:31:50.820 I don't know.

00:31:51.640 I, you know what, I, we never really got to talk to Toad about this.

00:31:55.560 Where do you fall?

00:31:57.020 Have you, yeah, I mean, well, give him the quiz, because I'm sure that he was in one of

00:32:01.140 these programs.

00:32:02.400 Oh.

00:32:03.220 Oh.

00:32:03.500 Yeah.

00:32:03.680 Oh, a gifted and talented program as, as a kid.

00:32:06.360 Uh, 100%.

00:32:07.080 Were you ever a part of that, Toad?

00:32:09.880 Uh, yeah.

00:32:12.620 Okay, do you remember the headset, where they would play the different tones, and you would

00:32:16.780 have to, uh, you know, sign somehow, or, or, or let them know if you could hear the tone?

00:32:23.020 Yeah, but I thought that was just a hearing test.

00:32:25.200 Ah.

00:32:25.700 They do it every, every, like, six months to you or something?

00:32:28.220 Did you ever drink, uh.

00:32:29.620 But my mom administered those, too.

00:32:32.500 Whoa.

00:32:32.820 Mom, dude, imagine Toad's mom is deep, MKUltra, operative? 0.72

00:32:39.180 But no, she, she was the audiologist.

00:32:42.500 I think.

00:32:43.180 It's interesting, because he's got, like, a particularly high IQ, high pattern recognition.

00:32:47.080 Autism.

00:32:47.560 What color are your eyes?

00:32:49.520 Brown.

00:32:50.960 Brown end, or just browned?

00:32:53.880 They're brown, I don't know, like, dark brown, kind of.

00:32:57.040 Okay, dreamy.

00:32:58.500 Um, did you ever drink, uh, a pink drink?

00:33:02.120 Tastes like bubblegum?

00:33:05.780 Yeah, it was, I thought that was an antibiotic.

00:33:08.580 Because, see, I had to take this other antibiotic, because I was allergic to penicillin and amoxicillin.

00:33:14.480 So I had to take this, I had to take this pink antibiotic every time.

00:33:19.280 That I needed it.

00:33:20.660 What?

00:33:21.840 Breaking news, Toad's mom is an MKUltra. 0.57

00:33:24.300 No, like, was it, was I not sick?

00:33:26.580 What?

00:33:27.460 Well, I mean, uh, it, it, it depends.

00:33:30.040 I mean, what other telltale signs were there?

00:33:32.080 Okay.

00:33:32.640 I thought it was supposed to taste like strawberry, though.

00:33:35.480 When you were in elementary school and middle school, do you ever remember being removed from the actual building and put into, like, a pop-up trailer kind of a thing where you spent a lot of time on a computer?

00:33:43.600 Dude, the school by me had pop-up trailers that they would put kids in.

00:33:47.260 My school did, too.

00:33:47.780 Elementary school, uh, uh, uh, Abraham Lincoln School in a school 17 in Elizabeth, New Jersey, had them.

00:33:55.260 Uh, uh, no, but I, I did, like, outside of school, I was, like, in other computer programs.

00:34:04.180 What kind of computer program?

00:34:05.680 Wait, are, yeah.

00:34:06.860 I don't even exactly remember.

00:34:08.940 I don't know why.

00:34:09.940 Like, hooked up to the computers or, or working on them?

00:34:12.740 No, like, working on them.

00:34:14.040 Okay. 0.83

00:34:14.740 Are you circumcised? 0.90

00:34:16.020 Yeah. 0.97

00:34:17.160 Oh, not good.

00:34:18.420 Not good.

00:34:19.000 But, but, but not until I was three.

00:34:22.260 What?

00:34:23.000 Yeah, I forgot.

00:34:24.000 You were a late, late, late, uh.

00:34:26.120 I don't know if I forgot or if I'm blocking this stuff out.

00:34:28.360 If you just pushed it out, yeah.

00:34:29.420 I'm a late bloomer.

00:34:30.580 My foreskin didn't fall off until I was three. 0.51

00:34:33.180 I think it fell off.

00:34:34.700 Um.

00:34:35.780 What?

00:34:36.320 I don't know, dude, because I woke up, like, woke up and it was gone.

00:34:39.560 Yeah, I was, I was out when it happened.

00:34:44.840 Yeah, I, I would imagine they probably don't keep.

00:34:47.300 I'm not kidding.

00:34:48.400 No, I, no, I don't think they would keep a kid awake if you're going to do that, especially

00:34:51.440 like that, that age.

00:34:52.960 You know what I mean?

00:34:53.540 You'd probably put them under.

00:34:54.700 Yeah.

00:34:55.060 If you were going to give them the old snipperoo.

00:34:56.560 Yeah, but you can't put them under.

00:34:56.940 My mom, like, my mom refused, like, to get me circumcised when I was a baby.

00:35:02.520 Like, I'm not going to mutilate my child like that.

00:35:05.560 Like, you know, it's going to be painful, whatever.

00:35:07.000 Then I had, like, a hernia surgery or something when I was three, and I guess she was just

00:35:11.860 like, all right, he's going to be under.

00:35:13.960 Remove his foreskin now. 0.83

00:35:15.640 Do you know who should have two birds, one stone? 0.98

00:35:17.240 I think that, you know, we'll make a really good show.

00:35:19.620 What's that?

00:35:20.380 Matt and Toad, where Matt.

00:35:22.300 Oh, my God.

00:35:22.880 The whole time that would be like.

00:35:24.160 Matt reads the Bible to Toad.

00:35:25.840 Ooh, I love that idea.

00:35:27.480 And Toad.

00:35:28.120 That's wonderful.

00:35:28.740 Tries to be better.

00:35:30.140 Matt Reif.

00:35:31.460 No, no, Matt, no.

00:35:32.420 No, no, no.

00:35:32.940 Matt Reif can't help you.

00:35:34.980 Matt.

00:35:35.260 But the Reif machine.

00:35:36.100 The Reif machine is, like, an all-healing, like, machine, though, isn't it?

00:35:43.360 I don't know.

00:35:43.860 They're out of business, so we'll figure that out.

00:35:46.940 Should we call Matt?

00:35:47.460 No, I don't think they actually did anything.

00:35:50.620 What do you think?

00:35:52.020 No, no, no.

00:35:52.620 We shouldn't call Matt in here.

00:35:53.800 We should go on.

00:35:54.740 Why not?

00:35:55.540 One last question on the MKUltra topic.

00:35:57.680 Oh, yeah.

00:35:58.000 And then I want to move on to some more content.

00:36:00.160 Because I don't know.

00:36:00.580 Oh, no.

00:36:01.020 I did want to ask him something after this.

00:36:02.320 So, any, like, military intelligence in your family, like, grandpa on either side type

00:36:08.080 of deal?

00:36:08.460 Oh, 100%.

00:36:09.240 Not entirely.

00:36:12.280 I mean, my grandfather on my dad's side was a mechanic in the military in the Korean War.

00:36:20.000 All right.

00:36:20.860 All right.

00:36:21.600 Inocuous enough.

00:36:22.740 I wonder your thoughts on the whole...

00:36:24.280 He wasn't that smart.

00:36:26.080 Okay.

00:36:26.620 All right.

00:36:26.920 But I don't know.

00:36:28.340 He was a mechanic, like, his whole life, basically.

00:36:30.700 Like, that is what he did.

00:36:32.320 He also...

00:36:33.140 He broke his back at one point when a garage door, like, a service garage door fell on him.

00:36:38.540 And he also impaled his spleen on, like, a rusty, like, junkyard vehicle and had to

00:36:44.020 have his spleen removed.

00:36:45.200 So, he lived a lot of his life without a spleen.

00:36:47.380 Paste.

00:36:48.600 Do those feel like lies?

00:36:50.840 I don't know.

00:36:51.660 I don't know where they begin, where they end.

00:36:53.220 Because you looked at me when I looked at you, and I said, either this is a fantastic

00:36:56.600 story, or he's just lying. 0.97

00:36:58.500 It's almost like there's no fucking way. 0.99

00:37:01.700 That was my grandfather, man. 0.98

00:37:03.300 I don't know.

00:37:03.860 And then...

00:37:04.500 I also think that his second wife actually murdered him, too.

00:37:08.380 All right.

00:37:08.940 Wow.

00:37:09.260 So, he's dead, huh?

00:37:10.000 That's crazy.

00:37:10.660 Yeah.

00:37:10.820 That's not good.

00:37:11.640 What was the conventional explanation?

00:37:15.980 His heart stopped.

00:37:16.920 He had a lot of heart problems.

00:37:18.340 They said his heart stopped.

00:37:19.280 He was, like, 81.

00:37:20.760 Could be the heart...

00:37:22.220 He's old, yeah.

00:37:23.460 81?

00:37:25.000 I don't know. 0.90

00:37:25.740 He was married to this very evil demon woman who had... 1.00

00:37:31.060 That was her third or fourth husband who died under mysterious circumstances.

00:37:36.900 Hmm.

00:37:37.640 All right.

00:37:38.160 And she took all his money.

00:37:39.780 And we came up with this...

00:37:40.900 We actually came up with this, like, heist to try to, like, get the money back, and it

00:37:45.100 failed.

00:37:46.780 Wait, you guys came up with a heist?

00:37:49.140 Yeah, my family.

00:37:53.120 Is there a statute of limitations on this?

00:37:56.340 What?

00:37:56.560 No, I'm pretty sure you're fine.

00:37:58.360 I don't know.

00:37:59.280 But, uh, no, there's no feds that listen to this show.

00:38:01.680 Well, she's dead now, too.

00:38:02.920 But all the money went to her family.

00:38:04.540 I think her daughter died, too.

00:38:06.480 So, like, all that money...

00:38:06.740 Was it a lot of money?

00:38:08.680 Not really.

00:38:09.320 My grandfather wasn't rich, but it was, like, you know, it was the money from the, like,

00:38:13.620 house that he had owned, and he sold his house and moved in with her.

00:38:16.500 It was a small house, but it was something.

00:38:19.220 Is this the lady that owns the wine farm? 1.00

00:38:20.780 The one that you get, like, wine, like Ellen DeGeneres' wine?

00:38:23.080 Oh, Ellen DeGeneres' wine.

00:38:23.560 No, no, no, no.

00:38:24.520 That's my mom... 0.94

00:38:25.680 That's olive oil.

00:38:26.280 That's...

00:38:26.680 It's olive oil.

00:38:27.540 That's...

00:38:27.780 One of my mom's sisters is, like, super rich and, like... 0.98

00:38:31.560 Is...

00:38:32.060 She's, like, really rich and entrenched in, like, the Democratic machine. 0.98

00:38:36.700 And she bought Ellen DeGeneres' house, which has an olive robe on it, and I get olive oil

00:38:41.940 from it.

00:38:42.620 I'm already getting annoyed.

00:38:43.360 You think she's into witchcraft? 1.00

00:38:44.540 I'm already getting annoyed, like, by the way he's pronouncing words.

00:38:47.160 Like, I forgot.

00:38:47.860 I forgot.

00:38:48.720 I like the way he...

00:38:50.500 Enunciates.

00:38:51.420 Yeah.

00:38:51.740 I like all that enunciations.

00:38:52.820 I like it, but then I'm like...

00:38:54.320 What do you think about the death of Charlie Kirk?

00:38:57.700 Oh, boy.

00:38:58.160 Well, because, you know, we're talking about Charlie Kirk's pastor's father being military

00:39:03.580 intelligence, and I just wondered where...

00:39:05.960 Because, you know, it's, like, it's been a while since the whole event, and then, you

00:39:09.740 know, things have kind of settled now.

00:39:11.520 I think as far as, like, details go, we've gotten all the juicy stuff that we're going

00:39:15.240 to get outside of any big revelations that might come in the future.

00:39:18.900 Where do you...

00:39:19.560 Let's start on, uh, who do you think did it?

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00:39:53.400 Deep state intelligence.

00:39:55.480 I think it was an intelligence op.

00:39:56.940 The FBI is obviously lying and covering something up.

00:40:00.900 Like, the official narrative has way too many holes in it, and it's way too convenient of

00:40:05.940 what I think is a patsy.

00:40:07.600 So, yeah.

00:40:08.900 I think it's some combination of CIA and Mossad.

00:40:12.160 I mean, they're kind of the same machine at this point.

00:40:14.340 So, it's the same people who killed JFK, killed Martin Luther King.

00:40:19.300 I mean, they carry out all these high-profile assassinations.

00:40:21.800 I actually, in, like, just because I wanted to research this topic, like, in the wake of

00:40:28.360 the Kirk assassination, I bought a book that's all about the Mossad assassination operations.

00:40:35.800 Not even all of them, but it's, like, 800 pages worth of documentation of all these

00:40:39.840 political assassinations that they've carried out.

00:40:42.840 Are you looking for patterns?

00:40:44.000 And it's written by a Jew. 0.92

00:40:45.320 Yeah.

00:40:47.380 Any interesting ones emerge?

00:40:48.920 Because I kind of agree with you.

00:40:50.460 It does feel like...

00:40:52.120 Yeah, all of them.

00:40:53.480 All of them, yeah.

00:40:54.460 The JFK assassination, for sure, just in the sense of, like, how many...

00:40:59.020 I feel like what we're being subjected to is a lot of, like, false trails, you know,

00:41:03.140 like, dead-end rabbit holes, a lot of things to keep kind of conspiracy theorists busy.

00:41:07.540 And it's, you know, it looks like an Israel kind of a deal. 0.77

00:41:14.100 Mossad, you know, more specifically, people get really upset if you say that it's Israel,

00:41:18.100 but it's, like, super...

00:41:20.920 I don't know if it's sloppy or if it's intentionally sloppy.

00:41:23.580 You know what I mean?

00:41:25.300 What is?

00:41:26.820 Just the whole, like, how many different angles you get of, like, the guy who looks

00:41:30.880 like he's squeezing a detonator and, like, the other guy that runs over and tackles

00:41:35.220 him and he removes something from him and then he...

00:41:37.820 You're all laughing.

00:41:38.300 And it's, like, the whole thing is, like, done in such a wide-open way.

00:41:43.220 And, like, a detonator would make way more sense.

00:41:46.720 Like, if you wanted to actually complete the job, why would you have some shooter, like,

00:41:51.160 stationed somewhere who might miss?

00:41:52.780 You know what I mean?

00:41:53.280 A detonator is not going to miss.

00:41:55.420 It makes way more sense.

00:41:56.980 Right.

00:41:57.780 Right.

00:41:58.340 It's just strange to me how they knew that this thing was going to be covered by, like,

00:42:03.260 a million different camera angles.

00:42:05.800 Whether it's fixed cameras from whoever's recording the event or people with personal

00:42:09.960 cameras and phones and all this other stuff.

00:42:13.000 And it kind of all just came out pretty quickly.

00:42:17.360 I mean, think about it.

00:42:18.000 In the grand scheme of things, it was, like, within a month, we had so many different plausible

00:42:22.140 avenues to go down.

00:42:23.660 And then, you know, it ended up being, in my opinion, the Shure microphone thing really

00:42:28.000 does seem to be it.

00:42:29.480 What's going on, brother?

00:42:30.660 Oh, I'm not going to put him on the...

00:42:31.720 You don't want to put him on the...

00:42:32.600 Why not?

00:42:32.820 You don't want to put him on the...

00:42:33.620 I don't know.

00:42:33.720 Do you want to be on the show?

00:42:34.020 This is a bad show.

00:42:34.980 It is a bad show.

00:42:35.160 How many people do you have in the studio?

00:42:36.400 What's up?

00:42:37.000 Dude, this is a busy coffee shop, Toad.

00:42:39.780 JJ, what's up?

00:42:40.420 What's up, brother?

00:42:41.400 JJ, what's up, man?

00:42:42.860 You single?

00:42:43.520 Toad says, what's up?

00:42:45.960 JJ, they asked if you...

00:42:47.060 No, JJ's not single.

00:42:48.000 But within a month, we had so many plausible angles come out for, like, you know, avenues

00:42:57.260 of what actually happened here. 0.98

00:42:59.960 And it's just like, damn, dude, because you look at the JFK assassination, that takes years 0.98

00:43:03.840 and years, decades of research for all these different angles to come out and all these 0.99

00:43:07.300 different theories.

00:43:08.060 We got as much as the JFK assassination happens, but we got it in a month.

00:43:15.620 Yeah, it's because it's the new era.

00:43:18.000 Yeah, because we have, like you said, we have all the cell phone footage.

00:43:20.520 We have so much footage of what happened, and that's with them covering up a lot of the

00:43:25.080 footage, too.

00:43:25.520 We still have a ton of it, just because, yeah, everybody has phones and whatever.

00:43:28.780 Pretty much everybody's got a camera on them.

00:43:30.980 And, yeah, it unfolded, like, really quickly. 0.97

00:43:33.160 It was like, holy shit, they, like, arrested that old dude, that Zinn dude, who I was like, 0.97

00:43:37.520 Oh, George Zinn. 0.99

00:43:38.620 Yeah, I was like, he's clearly not the shooter.

00:43:41.260 Yeah, George Zinn, not Howard Zinn.

00:43:43.900 This is something that we talk about on the show all the time.

00:43:45.860 It's like, he is associated with the Boston bombing, right?

00:43:49.540 He calls, a day after the Boston bombing, Boston Marathon bombing.

00:43:53.400 Yeah, he called him one of the Salt Lake City one, yeah, after the Boston one.

00:43:58.100 And then he does the same thing after 9-11.

00:44:00.780 He calls and says, like, it's, you know, whatever, the Taliban or something like that.

00:44:04.420 But I think he's even associated with the Sandy Hook event in some way, shape, or form.

00:44:09.500 And then, yeah, you find him here, pants down.

00:44:11.800 He's got a Sandy Hook nose.

00:44:13.500 Look at that sign.

00:44:15.000 Look at that sign.

00:44:15.820 It somehow matches.

00:44:16.680 Top made this sign.

00:44:17.620 He did a great job.

00:44:18.580 I'm crafty.

00:44:19.600 You're a crafty dude, man.

00:44:21.360 Sorry.

00:44:21.920 Sorry.

00:44:22.520 You're very distracted.

00:44:24.040 It's crazy.

00:44:24.460 I just don't care.

00:44:28.440 I've been trying to, like, I have been trying to.

00:44:31.360 And Candace Owens is doing a really good job of keeping it in the news. 0.51

00:44:34.940 Yeah.

00:44:35.780 But I just don't.

00:44:36.680 You just want to move on.

00:44:38.840 No.

00:44:39.600 I mean, the cement is dry.

00:44:42.600 How crazy is that?

00:44:43.860 Like, we should all just move on or else.

00:44:45.580 Yeah, they paved over it.

00:44:47.180 Like, within days of the crime, they paved over the entire crime scene.

00:44:51.800 And it's kind of fun.

00:44:54.980 Yeah.

00:44:55.420 Whatever.

00:44:56.080 Why do they keep doing that with all these high-profile events?

00:44:59.420 Like, the Idaho 4 murders, you know, at the University of Idaho.

00:45:02.820 They demolished that house within, like, a couple months of it happening.

00:45:06.880 So there's no crime scene anymore.

00:45:09.080 I'm a big fan of that.

00:45:10.300 It's insane.

00:45:10.360 I'm a big fan of when they do a thing, and it makes the conspiracy community, like, screech.

00:45:15.960 Yeah.

00:45:16.120 Well, back in the day, they used to just cover it in dung.

00:45:18.760 Oh, yeah.

00:45:19.420 Yeah.

00:45:19.800 Shout out Nebuchadnezzar. 0.98

00:45:20.720 Shout out King Nebuchadnezzar.

00:45:21.580 But now they actually repave it.

00:45:23.560 He was Indian?

00:45:24.200 I don't know.

00:45:25.640 He might have been.

00:45:27.600 That's a banger.

00:45:28.900 I know, dude.

00:45:29.700 He's so fast.

00:45:30.980 It's so crazy.

00:45:32.420 Okay.

00:45:32.900 So let's find it.

00:45:33.920 If you don't want that, then we can move on a little bit.

00:45:35.780 No, I like it.

00:45:36.500 I like it.

00:45:36.920 I just feel like we're, like, okay, like, we're never going to know at this point.

00:45:42.120 It's just, it's so diluted.

00:45:44.020 All right.

00:45:44.380 Well, I'll let you pick then.

00:45:45.820 We can either talk about the people who have set up a table that says Charlie Kirk had it coming, changed my mind. 0.99

00:45:52.920 They're like fat, hideous leftists, which I think is always fun to make fun of fat, hideous leftists. 0.96

00:45:57.780 Or we can go Thomas Massey calls for a ban on the U.S. government being able to use propaganda on the American people. 0.98

00:46:05.740 So this is going back to, like, whatever, the Smith-Mundt Act from, I guess, 2012 Obama administration.

00:46:11.060 We're now legally allowed to propagandize the people.

00:46:14.240 Thomas Massey's saying pull it back.

00:46:16.880 I kind of think let's keep doing it.

00:46:18.600 I don't know.

00:46:19.060 I mean, you pick one.

00:46:20.300 Which one do you want to talk about?

00:46:23.140 Top.

00:46:24.120 Oh, me?

00:46:24.660 Yeah, dude.

00:46:25.420 Oh, boy.

00:46:25.960 Yeah, let's talk about Thomas Massey.

00:46:27.600 Fine, fine.

00:46:28.460 I'm sure that Toad has something smart to say about Thomas Massey.

00:46:32.020 Again, more stuff that I just don't even know about.

00:46:34.340 Like, I've been checked out.

00:46:35.840 But what is he saying?

00:46:36.420 You've been busy.

00:46:36.720 You've been laser printing, building a studio, all this stuff.

00:46:39.940 Yeah, all kinds of stuff.

00:46:41.640 Demonic Attacks.

00:46:42.340 I've been having dreams.

00:46:43.740 I've been having dreams lately.

00:46:44.820 What kind of dreams?

00:46:45.500 You had another dream?

00:46:46.200 Prophetic dreams.

00:46:47.220 Oh, yeah.

00:46:47.680 That was crazy.

00:46:48.360 I mean, that was like, I didn't even, we haven't even gotten to talk about that.

00:46:51.880 I don't know if you want to talk about the show, but wow.

00:46:54.080 Right.

00:46:54.320 What a banger.

00:46:54.920 I'm so glad that I, and I sent you the timestamp of it, too.

00:46:57.320 Oh, no.

00:46:57.660 I was there.

00:46:58.120 You said it to my face, and then it's next message.

00:47:00.180 No, because David be coming with dreams, and I'm like, you should be lying about some

00:47:02.960 of these things.

00:47:03.080 No.

00:47:03.240 You said I made peace with black people in your dreams.

00:47:06.020 It was like one of those black and white cookies. 0.96

00:47:08.800 Well, they were going to assault you, I think.

00:47:11.500 And then I came in, and then everything kind of got cool.

00:47:15.780 We were having pizza with them and stuff.

00:47:17.720 Why would they do that?

00:47:18.800 I said the N-word.

00:47:20.380 I mean, that's all it takes.

00:47:21.240 Well, I think that's probably why.

00:47:22.520 It might have been that.

00:47:23.220 Well, yeah.

00:47:23.640 I mean, historically speaking, that's all it takes for violence to be committed against

00:47:27.480 you.

00:47:27.620 I'm just saying.

00:47:28.340 Chuck from the G play said, we're doing better.

00:47:31.640 He said, you've been doing better.

00:47:33.460 Chuck.

00:47:34.520 Oh, shout out, Chuck.

00:47:35.740 Shout out, Chuck.

00:47:36.620 That's awesome.

00:47:38.240 My dream.

00:47:38.900 I don't even want to talk about my dream.

00:47:39.700 You don't want to talk about it?

00:47:40.520 No, I don't want to talk about it.

00:47:40.940 No, I think it's inappropriate.

00:47:42.260 Is it?

00:47:42.600 Well, if it got back to him, I mean, it's not your fault the dream happened.

00:47:46.600 I'm not going to say.

00:47:47.300 I won't say the whole dream.

00:47:48.740 I won't say it the way I dreamt it.

00:47:50.720 Okay.

00:47:50.980 You could say that.

00:47:52.760 Yeah, fine.

00:47:53.380 Tell him.

00:47:53.660 Say the dream then.

00:47:54.840 No, this isn't because this show is about dreams.

00:47:58.600 I don't want to say the dream.

00:48:00.280 Thomas Massie calls for banning the U.S. government from using propaganda on the American people.

00:48:05.160 That's the Smith-Muntz Act, right? 0.78

00:48:07.440 Yeah, dude.

00:48:07.840 That's what I just said.

00:48:08.680 What do you think about that?

00:48:09.360 I don't listen to this guy anymore.

00:48:11.580 Yeah. 1.00

00:48:12.820 Is this significant at all or is this just more masturbation? 0.99

00:48:18.060 Oh, yeah. 0.95

00:48:19.540 I don't know exactly how significant it is because the government is just going to propagandize everybody regardless.

00:48:26.220 So, I mean, I would agree with Massie on doing this, but I don't know how much of an effect it would really have.

00:48:31.300 Because you're not going to stop the government from doing that.

00:48:34.120 They're going to keep doing that.

00:48:35.080 So, it's almost like the only way that you can handle this situation is to try to get people in power that are going to, like, spout the correct propaganda, if that makes sense.

00:48:46.780 Like, counter-propaganda to the propaganda that's out there right now.

00:48:49.340 Because right now, you know, if the administration is in there right now, I mean, they're already doing this.

00:48:54.040 They're going to propagandize the people in a pro-Israel fashion.

00:48:58.100 And then, obviously, I mean, you can see what's going to happen if, you know, the Democrats are in there.

00:49:02.420 They're going to propagandize, you know, using the woke progressive line, basically, and still also be pro-Israel. 0.98

00:49:09.020 And it's going to basically be the shit that happened during COVID and whatever. 0.97

00:49:12.160 But you can't really stop it either. 0.94

00:49:15.700 So, I think you've got to get, like, Massey, actually, in, like, in control of the propaganda, which is never going to happen.

00:49:23.640 And then propagandize people in the right way, if that makes sense.

00:49:29.340 Well, the idea here would be that they weren't propagandizing anybody until the passing of the Smith-Mundt Act.

00:49:35.180 Yeah, no, that's not true.

00:49:36.540 I mean, Disney was propagandizing children.

00:49:39.380 You know what I mean?

00:49:39.760 It's like all of it, all of the media that we consume in one way or another is some sort—it's got an agenda.

00:49:47.420 If it doesn't have an agenda, it's almost not compelling, right?

00:49:50.080 In order to make a piece of media that is compelling, it needs to have a message that it's trying to—

00:49:54.460 So, if you look at it in its lightest form, you go, of course they're doing it. 0.99

00:49:58.120 But to say that there's not been an effort to sway socially, politically one way or another before 2012 is like, my ass, dude. 0.98

00:50:05.780 Of course it's been the case. 0.99

00:50:07.020 Lenovo, Lenovo.

00:50:35.140 Yeah.

00:50:39.460 Is that when the act went into place?

00:50:42.120 I think it was the Smith-Mundt Act, 2008 or 2012.

00:50:46.460 And it's interesting because I'm looking up now, like Thomas Massey talking about propaganda.

00:50:50.320 I'm not seeing anything in recent times.

00:50:52.020 He does introduce a bill to protect Americans from federally funded propaganda.

00:50:57.060 That was reported about two weeks ago.

00:51:00.300 But as far as, like, I guess Trump escalates feud with Massey as Kentucky lawmaker targets government-funded propaganda, that's interesting.

00:51:11.460 I mean, just think about the early days of Disney, right?

00:51:15.540 So, Disney in their early cartoons used to make war propaganda cartoons.

00:51:20.200 Yeah.

00:51:20.320 And Looney Tunes did the exact same thing.

00:51:23.260 Also anti-Semitic propaganda.

00:51:24.720 Which was the best.

00:51:25.940 So, it's like, that's been happening for a really long time.

00:51:30.120 Like, that's not, it's interesting just to say, like, oh, you're going to reverse that.

00:51:35.020 Or maybe it's not even, I mean, we're just speculating that it has to do with the Smith-Mundt Act.

00:51:39.480 Oh, it does, yeah.

00:51:40.080 The separation between, like, private and public companies has, I mean, there's basically none at this point.

00:51:47.740 Especially after COVID with all the bailouts and stuff like that.

00:51:50.460 So, we're like, what really is a private company anyway?

00:51:53.220 Is Disney?

00:51:53.840 I don't think so.

00:51:54.560 Yeah, and vaccine mandates coming from all of them.

00:51:58.020 You know, including the one that I worked for, which didn't have to adhere to that law because we didn't have 100 people.

00:52:03.060 But they still did it.

00:52:04.400 Like, all these places were doing it.

00:52:07.940 They're not private.

00:52:09.100 They're taking their cues from the government.

00:52:13.940 I said it still hurts, huh?

00:52:15.720 Well, I fought that.

00:52:16.860 That's not why I got fired.

00:52:17.840 I fought that and they never fired me over not getting the vaccine.

00:52:20.920 Oh, that's right.

00:52:22.360 I was banned from the office for not wearing a mask in these, like, cavernous lobbies with nobody there.

00:52:28.840 And then for not having the vaccine.

00:52:30.880 And then, yeah, then they actually officially mandated it.

00:52:35.560 They rejected my religious exemption.

00:52:38.100 I couldn't get a medical exemption because the medical establishment is captured.

00:52:41.840 And I had doctors that were either like, we're not going to talk to you or we recommend you get the vaccine.

00:52:46.980 So, we're not going to do that. 1.00

00:52:47.840 I'm like, well, fuck that. 1.00

00:52:49.860 So, I'm religious. 1.00

00:52:50.960 That got rejected.

00:52:51.760 Then I was just in this weird limbo state for a long time, which was even more strange because I could go to bars in Boston.

00:52:59.360 Like, there were some bars that, like, didn't have the vaccine mandate in place.

00:53:03.040 Like, the small dive bars and they're packed.

00:53:05.160 And I'm like, I could just go to these places.

00:53:06.980 I could run into coworkers here, but I can't be in this, like, large office where I'm further away from these people.

00:53:12.580 So, yeah, it's very scientific.

00:53:15.040 That was a weird period of time.

00:53:16.900 And then the mandate got stricken down.

00:53:20.700 And immediately, HR, like, messaged me and was like, come back to the office because I was remote.

00:53:25.060 I was remote for, like, a year and a half.

00:53:27.680 I came back and, like, some of the people who had been hired during that period of time had no idea who I was.

00:53:33.400 But I've been at the company for, like, seven years or whatever.

00:53:37.980 It feels good to just let Toad go because you never know where it'll go.

00:53:41.200 No, I mean, it's an interesting point.

00:53:43.780 But, you know, a lot of people look back at that time and they're like, oh, it was never about science.

00:53:47.220 It was about compliance.

00:53:48.880 And I, like, that's kind of a hot take and I like the way it sounds. 0.99

00:53:52.780 But, like, I don't know if it was as much about compliance as about stupidity and, like, a lack of organization, a lack of cohesion. 0.97

00:54:02.540 Nobody had any idea what they were, like, unilaterally imposing. 0.97

00:54:06.860 Like, across the board, there was no standard.

00:54:09.860 No.

00:54:10.180 You know what I mean?

00:54:10.580 And it was changing, like, all the time. 0.99

00:54:12.440 I'm not trying to say that these people weren't assholes. 1.00

00:54:14.840 But I'm just saying, like, it was all really dumb. 1.00

00:54:16.600 Like, for example. 0.98

00:54:17.460 It was both, really.

00:54:19.680 It was definitely both.

00:54:20.740 Yeah.

00:54:20.860 But I think it was more so, like, at its root, it was compliance. 1.00

00:54:25.540 But the branches that sprouted from that, the overwhelming body of it just became stupidity. 0.99

00:54:31.700 Like, you had these ideas about, like, you had these ideas about. 0.99

00:54:33.320 Well, that's how, yeah, that's how it happens.

00:54:35.040 Like, the people at the top are, like, extremely evil.

00:54:38.040 And that's what they're pushing, compliance. 1.00

00:54:39.660 And then they rely on all these minions who are the idiots that, they're, like, the useful idiots, basically, that then help them carry out their, you know, their whatever. 1.00

00:54:50.200 I don't know what the word I'm looking for is, but carry out their agenda. 1.00

00:54:53.320 Agenda, agenda, yeah.

00:54:54.120 I mean, if you go to, like, a restaurant, right, and it's, like, okay, so you have to wear the mask when you're standing up.

00:55:00.400 But as soon as you're sitting down at the table, you don't have to wear the mask.

00:55:03.260 Yeah, I don't have the virus anymore at that point.

00:55:05.040 Right, but then you go to, like, the owners, and the, and the, and you just, like, people are screaming at the servers, and the servers are, like, dude, I don't, I'm just happy to be here, like, working, and I have no idea.

00:55:15.340 And honestly, I'm not even, it was, what was interesting is how many people just weren't even thinking about that.

00:55:20.740 It's just an interesting change of tune for us to be talking like this when we made Nancy get vaccinated.

00:55:26.380 Yeah.

00:55:26.900 Well, because she's Asian, though, but I mean.

00:55:28.440 Well, that was really the main thing.

00:55:29.480 It had nothing to do with COVID.

00:55:30.380 Wait, she is?

00:55:31.080 Yeah, and they did make this thing, so.

00:55:33.540 It was just about, like, what she.

00:55:34.480 It's just, like, to err on the safe side.

00:55:36.160 Yeah.

00:55:36.640 You know, we don't want to have that stuff.

00:55:39.400 It's the Japanese.

00:55:40.220 Like, if she was Thai or, you know, Indonesian.

00:55:42.100 Yeah, that's a different type.

00:55:43.880 No, no, no.

00:55:44.720 I'd be like, no, because the island ones have a healthy immune system.

00:55:47.220 That's like a milk Asian. 0.99

00:55:48.200 Yeah, well, I guess Japan's an island, too, but they're like. 0.99

00:55:49.980 That's when you're Guaman. 0.99

00:55:52.240 Oh, yeah, yeah.

00:55:53.200 That's when you're Guaman. 0.99

00:55:53.980 Nancy's Guaman.

00:55:54.400 Nancy's Guaman.

00:55:54.480 Nancy's Guaman.

00:55:54.760 Nancy's Guaman.

00:55:55.080 Yeah.

00:55:55.920 So, I don't know, man.

00:55:57.680 It's strange to me.

00:55:59.100 I don't know what it would look like, honestly.

00:56:01.380 What would happen to the entertainment industry?

00:56:04.640 And I'd love to see it.

00:56:05.820 Oh, Nancy's single. 0.94

00:56:07.320 Oh, Nancy is single.

00:56:08.360 Yeah.

00:56:08.980 It's true.

00:56:09.700 Nancy, say hi.

00:56:11.800 What's up, Nancy?

00:56:12.620 I've met Nancy.

00:56:13.480 You know that.

00:56:13.960 Hi.

00:56:14.880 Yeah, we've met.

00:56:16.860 She has my address.

00:56:18.140 She might actually just come over at some point stalking me. 1.00

00:56:20.740 Nancy, I told you that we have pictures of you, right?

00:56:23.140 Like, we have actual pictures of you?

00:56:25.060 Yeah.

00:56:26.040 I know.

00:56:26.320 Yeah, from Bohemian Grove.

00:56:27.420 That's really fun.

00:56:28.000 It's weird, like, everyone but her is blurred out in the pictures.

00:56:30.980 Well, what's really funny is you showed me a picture.

00:56:32.560 You were like, I do have a picture of Nancy.

00:56:34.240 And I was like, my God, she does look Japanese.

00:56:36.440 Yeah.

00:56:37.060 And it was like, I don't know what it is when you talk to her.

00:56:39.260 Maybe it was the flash of the camera that, like, made her eyes go like that.

00:56:42.140 But I think here in the studio, we have to get the picture of, like, me, you, and Nancy

00:56:46.000 and, like, put it in a frame.

00:56:47.680 It'll be in the studio.

00:56:48.360 Put it on the wall.

00:56:48.740 I never got Japanese because, like, she's too tall. 1.00

00:56:51.620 So, I never thought she was Asian just for that reason. 1.00

00:56:54.120 She was, in one of the pictures, she's, like, talking to me.

00:56:56.800 And, like, she literally could just pick me up and hold me like a baby.

00:56:59.520 Like, I don't remember how much tall.

00:57:01.300 She was so much taller than me.

00:57:03.160 I was like, jeez, dude.

00:57:04.800 I'm not that tall.

00:57:06.680 You're just sure.

00:57:07.300 No, I'm just not a big guy.

00:57:08.300 Yeah.

00:57:09.560 Yeah.

00:57:10.020 That's not nice to say.

00:57:11.060 No, it's true.

00:57:11.820 It's fine.

00:57:12.360 We actually have some more content.

00:57:13.460 I have some surprise content here that I want to pull up.

00:57:15.720 So, Toad, this is a blast from the past.

00:57:18.600 Something a little bit of fun.

00:57:19.880 I found this person again recently.

00:57:21.720 Oh, no.

00:57:22.200 No.

00:57:23.420 Wow.

00:57:24.720 Yes, and she's back.

00:57:26.060 She's, uh...

00:57:26.440 Bucktooth Jesus.

00:57:28.240 Yeah.

00:57:29.240 Bucktooth Jesus has been reading the Bible. 0.60

00:57:31.480 This one here says, I wrote in the Catholic Bible.

00:57:34.260 And this is a Christian show, so I feel like we should watch it.

00:57:37.940 We should be careful.

00:57:39.220 Oh, I feel like...

00:57:39.800 I thought you meant, like, watch our P's and Q's, like...

00:57:41.760 Well, we should watch her and watch it.

00:57:43.340 I feel like this person is probably related to me, to be honest.

00:57:46.660 Honestly, it's uncanny.

00:57:48.080 She's been through the same programs as you, for sure.

00:57:51.260 Oh, yeah.

00:57:52.260 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:57:52.920 It's wild.

00:57:53.700 Like, even the same choice in glasses.

00:57:55.200 But, all right, let's check this out.

00:57:56.040 Let's see what it is.

00:57:56.360 Yeah, I want to see...

00:57:57.360 Oh, wait.

00:57:58.340 What happened?

00:57:59.140 Okay.

00:57:59.680 I'm going to share...

00:58:00.680 She's working on...

00:58:01.440 Wait, wait.

00:58:01.840 This is a disaster.

00:58:02.920 Hey, everybody.

00:58:03.500 Oh, man.

00:58:04.840 It's just weird, because it's, like...

00:58:06.620 I'm so excited.

00:58:07.720 She's working on her GED?

00:58:10.000 Oh, good for her. 0.96

00:58:11.640 Wait, is that actually her name right there?

00:58:14.380 Oh, what's her name? 0.75

00:58:15.280 Let's say it.

00:58:18.140 Isabella Heiderman?

00:58:19.220 No.

00:58:20.280 No, no.

00:58:20.740 That's somebody else.

00:58:21.380 Wait, I...

00:58:21.640 Oh, that's somebody else.

00:58:22.400 I don't want to see something funny.

00:58:24.080 All right.

00:58:24.400 Here we go.

00:58:24.520 I was like...

00:58:25.440 She's German? 0.99

00:58:27.000 What?

00:58:27.520 Or Jewish? 1.00

00:58:28.500 Shut up. 1.00

00:58:28.640 I can't hear it. 1.00

00:58:28.980 What happened?

00:58:30.100 I simply cannot hear it.

00:58:31.820 I can hear it, actually.

00:58:33.300 Oh, you can hear it.

00:58:34.240 Yeah.

00:58:34.800 But we can't hear it.

00:58:35.840 Oh, that's not true.

00:58:36.140 Yeah, that's strange.

00:58:38.220 Oh.

00:58:38.720 Is it muted?

00:58:39.720 Okay.

00:58:41.200 Who could have done this?

00:58:44.020 Oh, yeah.

00:58:45.000 It was me.

00:58:45.840 Ha, ha, ha, ha.

00:58:46.840 Hail Satan.

00:58:47.420 Y'all want to see something funny that a Satanist did to a Bible?

00:58:52.960 Jesus.

00:58:53.400 Oh, no.

00:58:54.860 What happened?

00:58:57.060 Who could have done this?

00:59:00.020 Oh, yeah.

00:59:00.880 Oh, boy.

00:59:01.640 I love it.

00:59:02.320 I love the level of, like, edgelord kind of, but they don't do anything actually edgy.

00:59:08.500 You know what I mean?

00:59:09.160 No, it's like high school, like, when you're like an anarchist or a Satanist in high school,

00:59:15.620 just to rebel against the man.

00:59:18.500 You know what I mean?

00:59:18.940 That's what she's doing.

00:59:19.860 She wrote that in a Bible at, like, a bookstore or something, and then put the Bible back. 0.99

00:59:24.420 I don't know what the fuck that was. 0.98

00:59:25.380 I just can't get over how much, like, I mean, you obviously look better than anything that 0.99

00:59:31.580 immediately, once you know it's a woman, it removes 300 points straight off the bat. 1.00

00:59:37.500 Okay.

00:59:37.880 But then, like, the septum piercing, the unibrow, the little goatee, it's like all of it gets

00:59:43.960 super bad.

00:59:44.940 But it's so weird, though, because if you stood next to each other and you said, this is my 0.99

00:59:48.460 ugly lesbian Satan sister, I'd be like, 100%. 1.00

00:59:51.980 100%. 1.00

00:59:52.660 Well, yeah.

00:59:54.140 I mean, what I don't like is that she probably has a higher testosterone level than I do. 0.55

00:59:58.500 No, you have a full beard.

00:59:59.760 You've got a wonderful beard going on.

01:00:01.380 She just has the kind of like a Fu Manchu kind of a little goatee. 1.00

01:00:04.360 That's true.

01:00:04.800 She can't actually grow it.

01:00:06.500 Yeah, that's true.

01:00:07.120 Yeah.

01:00:07.700 Yeah, yeah.

01:00:08.220 I don't think there's enough tea flowing to those veins.

01:00:10.240 But that, I mean, every time.

01:00:10.960 Like an Asian face. 0.99

01:00:12.720 It's Guaman. 0.81

01:00:13.020 It doesn't feel like you, no, she's not Guaman. 0.99

01:00:16.120 It's Guaman Asia. 1.00

01:00:17.500 I think Guaman's Asian, yeah.

01:00:19.380 Really?

01:00:19.640 Yeah, it's a Pacific Island.

01:00:21.180 It's close to Japan, I think.

01:00:23.800 I just can't.

01:00:24.500 You know, what's funny, too, is she has a husband.

01:00:29.180 Yes, correct. 0.99

01:00:30.360 It's not just like a lesbian, a bald lesbian Satanist. 1.00

01:00:34.840 It's like a, it's a straight. 1.00

01:00:36.360 I'm actually shocked that she's not with another ugly woman. 0.99

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01:01:10.640 When you think that would be the case?

01:01:13.060 100%.

01:01:13.460 We watched a video not long ago where she was like riding a bike with her husband and it like threw some fields and it was like, she looked like she was having a good time.

01:01:21.560 And I go, that's weird.

01:01:24.280 Yeah, that's just very strange.

01:01:25.880 The testosterone is, yeah, made her eyebrows connect, which is very unfortunate.

01:01:31.180 I think it was give her a unibrow. 0.96

01:01:32.200 Yeah, I'm going to grow my facial hair.

01:01:34.820 Oh, whoops.

01:01:35.840 I did testosterone and all I got was this lousy unibrow.

01:01:38.680 Yeah, let's see this.

01:01:39.500 Let's see this video.

01:01:40.320 What is she saying?

01:01:41.200 She's selling that shirt. 0.99

01:01:42.100 But I'm a little scared to share it, but I'm going to anyways.

01:01:46.320 It's a part of my journey.

01:01:47.260 I am working towards my GED.

01:01:51.680 I was homeschooled and I don't like the fact that it's a homeschooled diploma and not an actual, you know, real paperwork.

01:01:59.080 So I'm going to fix that.

01:02:00.880 Oh, my God.

01:02:01.920 And this is my study guide.

01:02:03.460 How is that?

01:02:04.200 I kind of really love how completely opposite she is.

01:02:08.500 She's like so against the man.

01:02:09.680 She's like, I was homeschooled and I have a degree, but I want to get the propagandized version of the degree.

01:02:15.260 I want to get the institutionalized.

01:02:17.900 Also, what was the curriculum in your homeschool?

01:02:19.960 How did you end up like this?

01:02:21.140 You literally homeschool your kids so they don't become trans and this didn't work. 1.00

01:02:25.960 This wasn't the case.

01:02:26.860 She probably rebelled. 1.00

01:02:27.840 Her parents were probably like strict Christians and she rebelled against them probably. 1.00

01:02:33.060 They fucked up. 1.00

01:02:34.240 You know what? 1.00

01:02:34.780 I'm having a revelation here.

01:02:36.320 Now, within the MKUltra program, there is a hyper fixation on twins.

01:02:42.600 And I'm thinking here, just given some of the things that Toad said where he goes,

01:02:48.140 wait, I wasn't sick, but I drank the bubblegum pink stuff.

01:02:51.160 Of course, I remember the hearing test.

01:02:53.140 In fact, it was administered by my mother.

01:02:55.860 You think like they were split at birth?

01:02:58.240 I think they were split very early.

01:03:01.320 And there's a reason that you found because twins have this connection.

01:03:06.800 They can't be separated.

01:03:07.820 And so the fact that you found her at all and introduced her on Tower Gang, I just don't

01:03:12.740 think it happens in a vacuum.

01:03:13.820 I don't think it's a coinkening. 0.74

01:03:14.860 I don't think so either.

01:03:15.980 Well, let's find out what she thinks about it.

01:03:17.740 Top found her though, right?

01:03:18.760 Not me.

01:03:19.140 Or did I find her?

01:03:20.440 I don't remember.

01:03:21.320 Somebody found her. 0.84

01:03:22.220 What the hell?

01:03:22.800 I don't know. 0.83

01:03:23.460 Yeah, this is wild.

01:03:24.380 That's a pyramid scheme.

01:03:25.580 Satan mask, basically.

01:03:27.020 And when I started researching religion and researching all that stuff, that's one of the conclusions

01:03:32.420 that I came to.

01:03:33.260 To be honest, it looks better with the mask on.

01:03:36.300 Yeah.

01:03:36.980 Yeah.

01:03:37.260 Yeah, I guess.

01:03:37.900 Yeah, I can see that.

01:03:39.120 Oh, boy.

01:03:39.860 This is just unfortunate.

01:03:41.160 It's just homeschooling is not a guarantee.

01:03:44.460 No, I feel I'm rethinking my life right now.

01:03:46.800 Yeah.

01:03:47.460 No.

01:03:47.660 This is literally like a pyramid scheme.

01:03:51.360 What are we doing here?

01:03:53.400 Those churches, that land could be used for like community gardens or, you know, more places.

01:04:00.980 I think Matt would agree.

01:04:01.520 Probably.

01:04:02.860 Yeah, Matt's like, yeah. 1.00

01:04:03.960 Holy shit. 0.99

01:04:04.980 That's 100%. 0.99

01:04:05.520 Yeah.

01:04:05.820 You know what I just realized?

01:04:07.060 Because she was homeschooled, she and I were both valedictorian, too.

01:04:12.060 Well, she didn't really.

01:04:13.120 I mean, she was homecoming queen. 0.71

01:04:15.620 She was everything, dog.

01:04:17.080 She was one of one, baby.

01:04:19.440 Student of the month every month.

01:04:20.660 Oh, look at that.

01:04:21.680 I've managed to.

01:04:22.620 Oh, my God.

01:04:22.800 This is just.

01:04:23.420 I don't even know how much more of this.

01:04:25.260 One more video, then we have to move on because this is just.

01:04:28.480 I thought it was fun. 0.96

01:04:29.580 Oh, I thought that was the Jewish Japanese monster mask. 1.00

01:04:33.180 I think it is. 0.97

01:04:33.740 That's a Tengu mask for sure. 0.98

01:04:35.020 I think it is.

01:04:35.780 Yeah.

01:04:36.460 Fit my glasses onto my mask.

01:04:39.900 This is going to be a game changer.

01:04:41.840 Oh, this is going to go really well with my black mask outfit.

01:04:46.840 Oh, look at that.

01:04:48.020 I've managed to fit my glasses onto my mask.

01:04:52.420 That's demoralizing.

01:04:53.720 Toad, you're like a couple step in this.

01:04:55.500 Well, it's.

01:04:56.440 I've said that exact line, actually.

01:04:58.720 Like, you know, when I have Halloween costumes, if they like require a mask or something, I think

01:05:02.640 I've said that exact line.

01:05:04.100 And like, yes, I'm able to fit my glasses on top of my mask so I can still see.

01:05:09.380 It's the edge of a knife.

01:05:11.120 Those two right there, Toad and this woman, ma'am. 1.00

01:05:15.160 It's ma'am.

01:05:16.000 It's ma'am.

01:05:17.080 That is the definitive which way Western man meme right there.

01:05:22.460 Like, that is, that's such a subtle branch in the tree, like a subtle deviation in the

01:05:27.740 branch.

01:05:28.240 Yeah.

01:05:28.540 But it's a very important delineation.

01:05:30.500 Do you think she has A positive?

01:05:33.500 Should I ask her what her blood type is?

01:05:36.120 What's the opposite of A positive?

01:05:38.580 I don't know.

01:05:39.440 Is there considered to be an opposite of it?

01:05:41.460 Nancy, this is your wheelhouse. 1.00

01:05:43.000 Do you?

01:05:43.200 B negative, maybe?

01:05:45.640 You never want to be negative.

01:05:46.880 Maybe she's B negative.

01:05:48.820 Go ahead.

01:05:49.520 She's going to.

01:05:50.720 Go ahead.

01:05:51.340 Do it.

01:05:51.560 Whatever.

01:05:51.880 She can't mass report our, she's going to black mass report our page. 1.00

01:05:55.780 But I also, but I also, but I also actually have a sister, as you probably know, and she

01:06:00.560 doesn't look anything like me and she's 5'11". 0.55

01:06:03.040 Yeah.

01:06:04.380 That's because you are part of an experiment and you were separated from your actual birth

01:06:11.560 sibling, you know, pretty early.

01:06:13.660 Why are we making contact with this person again?

01:06:15.420 You did it.

01:06:16.140 I know, but you guys kind of told me to.

01:06:18.000 No, we didn't tell you to do anything.

01:06:19.300 I didn't even tell you to.

01:06:20.080 But I must be.

01:06:20.640 I think she would dig.

01:06:21.260 I must be biologically my parents though, because like I look like my mom, like I got

01:06:26.940 the Italian features and then, well, and then my dad has like this horrendous overbite

01:06:32.960 and I got that too, which that's why I went to the orthodontist.

01:06:35.820 It all comes full circle.

01:06:36.640 I noticed you had a horrendous overbite.

01:06:38.320 Because I got rid of it because I went to an orthodontist.

01:06:41.660 It was just, it was awful, dude.

01:06:43.420 Like I got braces, but I also had a headgear and a retainer and I had to wear headgear

01:06:47.960 every night and it like shifts your jaw.

01:06:50.820 You know, it like, it brings your.

01:06:52.320 Toad said, wait, come back.

01:06:53.380 It's a bite of Toad.

01:06:54.540 What's up, Matt?

01:06:55.160 Tell me any bottom of the blenders.

01:06:57.360 Yeah.

01:06:57.620 No, I know what it did to you the other day.

01:06:59.600 Yeah.

01:07:00.040 I know what it did to you the other day.

01:07:00.960 You want to meet Toad?

01:07:01.900 Do you want to meet?

01:07:02.220 Yeah, I do want to.

01:07:02.700 Yeah.

01:07:02.880 Yeah.

01:07:03.000 Well, you know what?

01:07:03.940 Grab that headset right there.

01:07:06.520 Toad, you got to.

01:07:07.120 You got to meet Matt.

01:07:08.260 And you.

01:07:08.860 Okay.

01:07:09.620 As Toad sits here in a cloak.

01:07:12.320 He's not.

01:07:12.580 Oh, I see Mason back.

01:07:13.920 Bring her in. 1.00

01:07:14.460 Yes.

01:07:14.880 No.

01:07:15.560 Mason, don't let Toad see you.

01:07:17.340 Don't let Toad see you, Mason.

01:07:19.020 He's all distracted.

01:07:20.700 I am.

01:07:21.360 No, she's showing standard coffee shop. 0.99

01:07:22.980 Standard coffee shop placement.

01:07:24.180 Okay.

01:07:24.440 I'll allow it.

01:07:25.320 It's very.

01:07:25.800 It's a nice chair.

01:07:26.020 I thought she was doing the like, the catwalk, like spin. 1.00

01:07:30.120 No, Mason, you're not mic'd up.

01:07:32.400 Mason, you're not mic'd up.

01:07:33.460 Nobody knows what you said.

01:07:36.080 Nobody's coming in.

01:07:36.920 It's closing time.

01:07:38.560 Closing time.

01:07:39.600 Bye, Mason.

01:07:40.560 Goodbye, Mason.

01:07:42.200 No, it's right behind the thing, Mason.

01:07:43.900 You don't have to get upset about it.

01:07:45.320 This is.

01:07:46.320 Wait, did she work at a coffee shop?

01:07:48.460 I don't even know what's happening right now.

01:07:49.660 Yeah, yeah.

01:07:50.200 Mason.

01:07:51.680 Mason works here at the standard coffee shop.

01:07:54.060 Take that, Mason.

01:07:55.260 And your studio is a coffee shop.

01:07:59.380 Yeah, dude.

01:08:00.240 She loves the limelight.

01:08:03.380 I'm going to come down.

01:08:05.040 I already like her.

01:08:06.360 I'm coming down.

01:08:06.800 Are you going to come down?

01:08:08.060 That's what it takes.

01:08:08.820 You won't come down for us, but you'll come down for Mason.

01:08:11.020 That's very insulting.

01:08:11.840 Yeah.

01:08:13.020 Because we offered you to come down.

01:08:14.920 Don't tell her that.

01:08:16.360 Nobody has any questions, Mason.

01:08:17.840 They don't have any questions for you, Mason.

01:08:18.980 Nobody has any.

01:08:19.940 Come closer to me, Matt.

01:08:21.240 You got to scooch a little bit.

01:08:22.200 Tone, if I could just say you crush it with the Blink-182 song on the ukulele.

01:08:26.660 Oh, thank you.

01:08:27.420 Which one?

01:08:28.340 I have no sound in my headphones.

01:08:29.540 I miss you, the one that I just posted?

01:08:31.980 He said which one?

01:08:32.920 The one I miss you, the one that he just posted?

01:08:35.180 Yeah.

01:08:35.420 No, the one you guys play when you go on break?

01:08:37.840 Well, we play every possible.

01:08:39.820 Oh.

01:08:41.400 I've done a bunch of them.

01:08:43.340 Take care of the customers. 0.77

01:08:44.880 Stop screwing around.

01:08:46.920 I've done a bunch of Blink covers.

01:08:48.140 And you hear Toad now?

01:08:49.480 Oh, you do?

01:08:50.300 Yeah.

01:08:50.760 Yeah.

01:08:50.960 What's up, Matt?

01:08:52.500 How are you, bro?

01:08:53.420 It's good to meet you, man.

01:08:54.480 I'm all right.

01:08:54.840 You too.

01:08:55.400 How are you?

01:08:56.240 I'm glad you guys are meeting because Toad needs a lot of help.

01:08:59.880 He does need help.

01:09:00.560 He's good, man.

01:09:01.440 Actually, no.

01:09:01.980 Toad is probably crushing harder than maybe any of us.

01:09:04.700 No, he's not.

01:09:05.160 Mason, can you go?

01:09:06.820 Please go.

01:09:07.420 Oh, I'm not crushing.

01:09:08.120 Have you clocked out?

01:09:09.960 Bye, Mason.

01:09:10.740 Go clock out.

01:09:11.780 The show's not about you, Mason.

01:09:13.540 She's just milking the clock. 0.99

01:09:15.160 Oh, my God.

01:09:15.820 No.

01:09:17.560 If you're going to come through that door and you're not going to bring bottom of the

01:09:21.020 blenders or whatever.

01:09:22.480 Take care of stuff and go.

01:09:23.360 Clock out.

01:09:24.180 Let's go.

01:09:24.800 Oh, my God.

01:09:25.860 Sorry.

01:09:26.340 This is a very chaotic show.

01:09:27.700 Toad, I'm sorry.

01:09:28.400 But when I saw the whole, yeah, the Blink-182s lately, I was like, bro, who is this?

01:09:35.340 And he's like, yeah, that's the Toad.

01:09:36.620 He's a phenom.

01:09:37.300 I was like, wait, the same guy who was shooting the guns.

01:09:40.460 I saw the thing with the shooting the guns.

01:09:41.720 Oh, yeah, yeah.

01:09:42.400 And then Top was like, dude, he's got like a 140 IQ.

01:09:45.220 I was like, what?

01:09:46.020 Really?

01:09:46.320 I thought it was 156.

01:09:48.380 Yeah.

01:09:49.000 Yeah.

01:09:49.600 No.

01:09:49.940 Yeah, it was weird because he's like, I have like a 140 IQ.

01:09:51.720 He's like, he's got a 140 IQ.

01:09:53.360 And then Top's like, I got like a 120.

01:09:54.960 He's like, bro, you probably have like 75, maybe 80.

01:09:56.820 It was a weird conversation.

01:09:58.840 Yeah.

01:09:59.180 I think, Toad, you said at the top of the show, right?

01:10:01.580 156?

01:10:02.400 Yeah.

01:10:03.700 Yeah.

01:10:04.100 Wow.

01:10:05.140 Well, I mean, just go ahead and just introduce and let Matt know a little bit about yourself

01:10:09.240 because I try to, I didn't even try to explain Toad to you.

01:10:12.860 You never did.

01:10:13.640 No.

01:10:13.680 He's an enigma.

01:10:14.620 It's hard.

01:10:14.820 Well, you just kind of keep it separate from me, which is fine.

01:10:18.240 It's fine.

01:10:19.220 I don't know how to, how do I explain myself who I am?

01:10:22.180 I have no idea.

01:10:23.400 I mean, I'm named after a Mario character, which has been my name for most of my life.

01:10:29.380 I mean, I don't know.

01:10:31.000 I play ukulele very retardedly, which I started doing in my thirties. 0.95

01:10:35.720 I've been a singer.

01:10:36.640 You've never lost a Halloween costume competition, right?

01:10:43.100 I've lost, but since I've been doing a Halloween office costume contest, I think I've won six

01:10:50.440 times since 2016, I think is what it is.

01:10:55.460 That's impressive, bro.

01:10:56.140 Very impressive.

01:10:56.800 I mean, 2016.

01:10:58.240 Skipping the COVID years, too.

01:11:00.640 In your thirties, you learned ukulele.

01:11:03.120 How old are you?

01:11:04.700 I don't understand what the age bracket is right now.

01:11:07.780 That is the worst thing ever anyone has ever said to anyone.

01:11:11.020 In your thirties, you've learned ukulele.

01:11:12.860 That's what he said.

01:11:13.680 Don't tell him, Toad.

01:11:14.760 He just said that.

01:11:15.180 Don't tell him.

01:11:15.960 Guess how old Toad is.

01:11:17.220 He might have no clue.

01:11:18.760 Early thirties, I learned it, yeah.

01:11:21.220 So how old do you think Toad is?

01:11:22.580 No, he looks like he could be thirties or he could be sixty.

01:11:26.060 He kind of has that look where he could be like, you know how there's some people you're

01:11:31.080 not sure?

01:11:32.160 Yeah.

01:11:32.920 I like that.

01:11:34.380 Yeah.

01:11:34.560 How old are you, Toad?

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01:12:07.560 Forty.

01:12:09.880 Oh, nice, bro.

01:12:11.560 No.

01:12:13.140 Love that.

01:12:14.400 So we're boomers.

01:12:15.520 That's good.

01:12:16.560 No, that's not.

01:12:17.440 Well, yeah.

01:12:17.960 So is that your real hair or?

01:12:21.820 What hair?

01:12:22.680 Oh, that's very funny.

01:12:23.940 I can't see if there's like hair combed over or it's a hood?

01:12:28.060 Yeah.

01:12:28.340 It's a Neblin Death Squad cloak, dude.

01:12:31.060 Oh, gotcha.

01:12:32.120 I'm bald, man.

01:12:33.440 Yeah, dude.

01:12:33.720 He's falling apart.

01:12:34.600 That's what I was asking.

01:12:35.480 I thought it was hair that was like combed over.

01:12:37.240 Yeah, I'm bald.

01:12:38.440 I'm a stroke victim.

01:12:39.800 You know, we don't want to go over all my ailments again.

01:12:42.840 But what do you weigh in second grade?

01:12:45.260 38.

01:12:48.620 38.

01:12:49.020 Yeah, 38 pounds.

01:12:52.400 I respect that.

01:12:53.400 Yeah.

01:12:54.040 Yeah.

01:12:54.400 The funny fact about the Raven, he ate 38 pounds of graham crackers at the house the other night

01:13:00.500 and chili and venison chili.

01:13:02.400 I ate a little bit of venison chili.

01:13:03.800 I had about three to four bowls of the venison chili.

01:13:05.840 I didn't have a single graham cracker.

01:13:07.220 No.

01:13:07.660 Thank you very much.

01:13:08.540 Toad, are you from like New York City or New Jersey or Boston?

01:13:13.500 Where are you from?

01:13:14.560 Boston.

01:13:15.820 Nice.

01:13:16.760 How did you know?

01:13:17.660 I'm from the Northeast.

01:13:19.020 You just had those vibes.

01:13:20.300 I have family in North Redding.

01:13:22.600 Oh, yeah.

01:13:23.100 In Mass?

01:13:23.580 Yeah.

01:13:23.980 Hell, yeah.

01:13:24.620 One of my aunts lives in Redding.

01:13:27.360 I almost don't want to say anything and just let them go back and forth and feel each other

01:13:32.000 out because this is just-

01:13:32.920 Oh, you don't want me to?

01:13:33.840 No, no, no.

01:13:34.300 I'm doing for psychology?

01:13:35.500 Wait, he loves it.

01:13:36.060 Is this a meet cute?

01:13:37.400 Matt, are you single?

01:13:39.620 What?

01:13:40.240 What's going on right now?

01:13:42.160 What?

01:13:43.580 I like this is Alpha Toad.

01:13:45.480 This is what we do.

01:13:46.560 Everyone who's come in.

01:13:47.760 Matt, it's called being dominated.

01:13:49.720 Okay.

01:13:50.180 Yeah.

01:13:50.880 So, have you ever heard of Austin Prep High School in North Redding?

01:13:56.400 I don't think so.

01:13:58.380 Okay.

01:13:59.080 What about Phillips Andover?

01:14:01.180 Yeah.

01:14:02.300 I got a cousin that works there.

01:14:03.760 Jesus.

01:14:04.540 Oh, yeah?

01:14:05.520 Yeah, Andover's huge.

01:14:07.020 I kind of just know somewhat of the layout of Andover because that's where Tom Woods is

01:14:11.220 from.

01:14:13.420 Libertarian podcaster Tom Woods.

01:14:17.280 Let it go.

01:14:17.620 You know what it is, man?

01:14:18.220 He's so great.

01:14:19.020 I love this.

01:14:19.420 These two people here are wonderful people, right?

01:14:22.200 It couldn't be more different from one another.

01:14:25.240 No, I feel like me and Toad have a ton in common, dude.

01:14:26.820 No, you have nothing to connect over.

01:14:28.200 First off, you're in the same age group.

01:14:30.660 No, you would definitely hang out.

01:14:31.660 So, I graduated in 98.

01:14:33.260 He graduated high school in, like, 02.

01:14:35.380 Like, we were in the same age group.

01:14:36.680 Yeah, but we were in the same age group.

01:14:37.160 Oh, three.

01:14:37.580 Oh, three, yeah.

01:14:38.100 Oh, three.

01:14:38.680 Yeah, yeah.

01:14:39.220 No.

01:14:39.960 You weren't in top of your class.

01:14:41.640 Have you won six consecutive, or not consecutive, but almost consecutive Halloween costume challenges

01:14:46.660 at your job?

01:14:47.260 No, but I can, like, juggle and, like, throw knives and fill up.

01:14:50.720 If we were at a party, like, me and Toad would be, like, naked, bro.

01:14:53.480 We were just at a party at your house, and I didn't see a single knife thrown or a ball juggled.

01:15:00.700 Not for us.

01:15:01.440 No.

01:15:02.520 So, I think he's lying.

01:15:03.740 You didn't juggle Raven's one ball?

01:15:05.640 What?

01:15:05.880 Why not?

01:15:07.260 Ah, that was a ball joke.

01:15:08.320 I mean, there was a lot. 0.99

01:15:09.220 As a testicle joke. 0.99

01:15:10.300 There was a lot. 0.99

01:15:10.940 Yeah.

01:15:11.160 He's making fun of David.

01:15:12.500 Toad, this is really nice for me.

01:15:14.100 I enjoy the, this is, like, the awkward nature of it is really, it's just, like, I know David

01:15:20.720 is.

01:15:20.900 No, I despise it. 1.00

01:15:23.300 He just said, I dick. 1.00

01:15:24.460 He just said that. 0.99

01:15:25.180 I did not say that. 0.93

01:15:26.060 Yeah, you're the king of clowning people when they do that. 0.84

01:15:28.560 You just did it. 0.93

01:15:29.460 Just now.

01:15:30.080 I didn't say that.

01:15:31.320 Toad, are you going to actually come down and hang out?

01:15:34.780 Yeah, at some point.

01:15:36.500 It's just, this is amorphous some point.

01:15:38.900 How about in November?

01:15:40.000 How about this, this, this November?

01:15:42.220 What do we have going on in November?

01:15:44.900 Do you live in Boston now?

01:15:47.300 Yeah, outside of Boston now.

01:15:48.660 Can you tell, just tell him your situation, because we were trying to explain what was

01:15:52.100 going on with you, and he doesn't even know the song.

01:15:56.480 Oh.

01:15:58.680 Well, you gotta know the song.

01:16:00.180 It was, it was the, it was the feel-good hit of the summer this year.

01:16:04.020 It's called Heil Hitler by Ye. 0.85

01:16:06.340 It was, it was a huge banger.

01:16:09.800 It got, it got removed from every platform really quickly.

01:16:13.240 And, like, shortly after it was released, I covered it on ukulele.

01:16:17.180 It went, like, massively viral, and a lot of people got really angry at me about it.

01:16:22.580 Some of them, and I wish I could figure out who, because I think it was probably some of

01:16:25.580 the libertarian people who just hate me that much and don't have anything better to do,

01:16:29.280 want to interfere with my life.

01:16:30.680 They doxed me, like, figured out who I am, figured out what company I work for, called

01:16:35.400 my company, and demanded that they fire me over this cover.

01:16:39.660 And then that is what they did.

01:16:41.240 And they waited until I was remote.

01:16:44.000 They, they left, they, like, they let me work for an entire week.

01:16:48.200 And I saw, like, HR, like, meeting with, like, the CEO, and meeting with my manager.

01:16:52.920 And I'm like, what the, like, I'm like, oh, yeah.

01:16:54.880 The lead-up team was actually in Georgia.

01:16:57.100 I remember that.

01:16:57.680 And we were thinking, like, what was the job?

01:16:59.660 What were you doing for a job?

01:17:01.540 Software engineering.

01:17:03.880 Oh.

01:17:04.900 I was making bank, bro.

01:17:06.240 I remember the lead-up was, like, Toad kept saying, like, I think they're having meetings

01:17:09.500 about me.

01:17:10.200 And we kept being, like, dude, no, they're not.

01:17:12.280 Yeah, and then they waited until I was remote.

01:17:15.260 And then they, like, created this deceptive Zoom meeting that was set up to be, like, one

01:17:20.180 of the daily engineering meetings.

01:17:22.100 And I get ambushed by HR and the CEO.

01:17:26.120 And they're, like, yeah, we've been made aware of a certain video.

01:17:30.460 And we're going to, and we're going to let you go.

01:17:34.220 Like, yeah.

01:17:36.260 I'm terrified of HR anyway.

01:17:38.040 I didn't even sing songs like that.

01:17:40.000 I couldn't imagine, like.

01:17:41.680 If one of your employees sang a song like that and then it came to your attention, would

01:17:45.100 you fire them?

01:17:45.120 Oh, this is actually a great question.

01:17:46.800 If Mason.

01:17:47.520 He doesn't know the song.

01:17:50.080 That's true.

01:17:50.860 I don't know how we would put this into perspective.

01:17:52.820 My cover of it is on Twitter.

01:17:55.640 You can go play my cover of it right now.

01:17:56.980 Yeah, but you can't even pull up the lyrics.

01:17:59.060 It doesn't, like, the lyrics aren't listed online anymore.

01:18:01.660 They won't let it be listed.

01:18:03.060 That sounds terrible.

01:18:03.860 Yeah, but that's partially because if people actually read the lyrics, they would realize

01:18:08.560 that it's a song about him getting canceled and not being able to see his kids and not

01:18:12.500 being able to access his money over saying things that are too offensive.

01:18:16.500 That's what the song is about.

01:18:17.620 And then it approved its own point.

01:18:19.880 It's crazy.

01:18:21.080 Like, then by singing that song, the exact thing that the song is about happened to me.

01:18:24.960 Well, I'm not shocked to hear that.

01:18:29.460 If it's about Hitler.

01:18:31.920 The Richmond went on a show and said nice things about Hitler.

01:18:35.320 And then it got weird.

01:18:36.100 Well, I said a lot of things about Hitler.

01:18:38.160 They got edited in a weird way where they didn't let him finish.

01:18:40.880 Well, it didn't get edited in a weird way.

01:18:42.500 It's just like if you speak for an hour and a half.

01:18:45.200 It got edited in the exact way that I said it.

01:18:47.020 Just like chopped off the end where I said, but, you know, he was an occultist and a bad

01:18:51.160 guy, but you can't put two hours of my interview into a two-hour documentary, right?

01:18:58.100 So you only take 20 minutes of it where I'm like, yeah, dude, Weimar, Germany, the Bolsheviks, 0.74

01:19:03.880 yada, yada, yada.

01:19:04.500 Do you think you could help Toad?

01:19:06.320 Like, because you're like, Matt's kind of like a guru of help.

01:19:10.040 That's true.

01:19:10.940 You are.

01:19:11.360 That's true about you, Matt.

01:19:13.020 That's the kindest thing you've ever said about me.

01:19:15.160 You are.

01:19:15.580 At least you try.

01:19:16.420 You know, you make it weird things about you.

01:19:19.000 Well, because it's very strange.

01:19:20.180 I'm not sure how to take it or if there's like a punchline coming.

01:19:22.420 No, he fancies himself a guru of help.

01:19:24.360 He told me that.

01:19:25.080 They have to be that.

01:19:26.640 He said it in a text message.

01:19:28.140 It's a Toad Howe.

01:19:29.520 A self-help guru.

01:19:31.520 He's not unemployed.

01:19:34.780 That's true.

01:19:35.320 He's single.

01:19:36.220 He's living his best life, dude.

01:19:37.940 Toad, would you say you're living your best life?

01:19:42.520 That's debatable.

01:19:44.440 I mean, he's close to you.

01:19:45.840 I feel like I'm teetering on the edge.

01:19:48.780 You know what his ukulele channel is called?

01:19:51.120 No.

01:19:51.760 Covered in uke.

01:19:53.380 Okay.

01:19:54.300 I mean, he's getting there.

01:19:55.860 Okay.

01:19:56.700 Yeah.

01:19:57.460 I have that.

01:19:58.140 How could we help the Toad?

01:20:00.460 I don't know.

01:20:01.300 I just sports betting content as well.

01:20:03.440 Oh, he's a feverish bettor.

01:20:06.600 He's betting his money away.

01:20:08.220 Oh, that's awful.

01:20:09.120 Yeah, it's awful.

01:20:09.860 But he stopped watching pornography, which is good.

01:20:13.460 Which is wonderful.

01:20:14.700 You still stopped, right?

01:20:16.020 You're done?

01:20:17.040 Yeah.

01:20:18.440 Okay, that's good.

01:20:19.260 That's great.

01:20:20.000 Are you done done?

01:20:21.500 But are you done?

01:20:22.500 Because last time he said, I'm not watching.

01:20:24.960 Well, he said he's watching it, but he's not participating in it.

01:20:28.200 Well, the scripture's clear.

01:20:29.460 Walk in the spirit so you don't fulfill the lust of the flesh.

01:20:31.900 I'm not that interested in it.

01:20:33.440 I don't know.

01:20:33.880 Exactly.

01:20:34.260 I'm more interested in the, like, you know, like, I don't know, the music, the music of

01:20:38.180 it.

01:20:38.900 No, like, the aesthetics of, like, the female form. 0.91

01:20:43.840 You know what I mean?

01:20:45.120 Can you help him?

01:20:46.440 Yeah.

01:20:46.760 No, he got a Bible and started, you know, reading it on a regular basis.

01:20:51.540 The scripture's clear.

01:20:52.340 Walk in the spirit so that you don't fulfill the lust of the flesh.

01:20:55.180 The lust of the flesh just loses its shine once you get in the spirit realm.

01:20:58.100 Once you get into that world, like the eternal realm, you're kind of like, yeah, the

01:21:01.260 stuff of the natural realm isn't that cool.

01:21:03.380 Like, are you yawning again?

01:21:05.420 No.

01:21:06.000 Bro.

01:21:06.660 I'm not yawning.

01:21:07.560 I'm laughing.

01:21:07.780 This is terrible.

01:21:08.620 I'm laughing.

01:21:09.180 I'm laughing because.

01:21:09.620 I'm laughing because.

01:21:10.620 Entering the spirit world sounds like dying.

01:21:14.260 Well, no, no, no.

01:21:15.280 I'm not yawning.

01:21:16.880 I was laughing.

01:21:17.560 I was covering my face.

01:21:18.180 It was a giant yawn, dude.

01:21:19.200 You did it last show.

01:21:20.220 You can look at it.

01:21:20.700 He did it last show.

01:21:21.320 If you look at it, it was a big smile.

01:21:22.980 Sorry I were boring you, bro.

01:21:24.080 It's this unbelievable meetings of two different worlds.

01:21:27.240 You know what I mean?

01:21:27.740 Your energy is low.

01:21:29.020 Your energy is low right now.

01:21:30.300 No, no, no.

01:21:30.840 I just think that it is, it's a wonderful mixing of two different.

01:21:37.440 Oh, man.

01:21:37.960 We have to get him in the same room.

01:21:39.620 It's like, that's really what needs to happen.

01:21:41.520 Toad, come down and hang out.

01:21:42.560 But like, how could we help him?

01:21:43.620 Get him a software engineering job somewhere?

01:21:45.880 I don't think he wants one.

01:21:47.040 I mean, Toad is a, what would you call it?

01:21:50.240 He's not a character.

01:21:51.440 He's a personality.

01:21:52.480 He needs to be making pieces of media.

01:21:54.360 A lot of the help that I try to give him, he rejects outright, you know?

01:21:57.640 So I can't, I can't help Soad. 1.00

01:21:59.000 Well, because of the way, you know how he says things.

01:22:00.360 Okay, hold on.

01:22:00.880 This guy just said Peter Frost.

01:22:02.980 I'm stubborn.

01:22:04.220 It's borderline inappropriate, but it's not.

01:22:06.540 Because like, you know, in a weird way, bro, like in just a very honest way, yeah, I do too.

01:22:11.680 But you get a wife for that. 1.00

01:22:13.100 Like, that's the whole thing.

01:22:14.180 Right, right, right.

01:22:15.160 Like, even Paul says, if you're going to burn with lust, get a wife.

01:22:18.640 You know why he doesn't have a wife, too?

01:22:21.060 He says he's waiting for somebody that he actually loves.

01:22:23.740 You know, he's a virgin, which is incredible.

01:22:25.540 Oh, don't, come on. 0.91

01:22:26.100 No, no, I think that's incredible.

01:22:27.460 And when you ask him about it, he goes, I'm waiting for somebody I actually love.

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01:23:01.820 Which is like...

01:23:03.540 No, no, I just have a very serious question.

01:23:05.520 Are you from the...

01:23:06.600 ...of Israel, by any chance?

01:23:08.900 From...

01:23:09.300 Wait, am I from what?

01:23:10.460 Are you Jewish?

01:23:11.940 No.

01:23:13.180 What's your descent?

01:23:14.200 Like, what are you...

01:23:14.740 Oh, boy.

01:23:15.280 This is a rabbit hole.

01:23:16.440 No, I'm just curious.

01:23:17.080 Swedish, Italian, French, Canadian.

01:23:19.860 So, like, the Swedish side is, like, is Protestant, New England congregational.

01:23:25.020 The Italian side is Catholic.

01:23:27.540 Oh.

01:23:29.340 No, I'm just saying it's a lot.

01:23:30.820 It's like a wild mix.

01:23:31.680 You have a family reunion and there's fistfights.

01:23:33.340 I get it.

01:23:33.800 It's just like...

01:23:34.820 Don't you think...

01:23:35.380 No, they're all right.

01:23:36.020 ...that he goes like, oh, I don't want to just throw it away.

01:23:39.660 I'm waiting for somebody that I love.

01:23:41.020 Okay, but how do we find the chick that can, like, appreciate a dude as heavy as the toad, 0.99

01:23:45.820 man?

01:23:46.160 She's your employee right now.

01:23:49.620 No, he's in love with Mason.

01:23:51.080 No, you can't be...

01:23:51.960 No, no.

01:23:52.580 You can't be in love with Mason.

01:23:53.400 She probably knew that and loved the attention. 0.97

01:23:55.300 Oh, my God.

01:23:55.820 Are you kidding me?

01:23:56.520 She was, like, dancing in the...

01:23:57.820 She loves the attention, bro.

01:23:58.660 ...on the Mason.

01:24:00.220 And it's...

01:24:01.120 We're trying to do a show here and she's like, look at my shirt.

01:24:04.280 Realistically, maybe somebody that would want to hang out with her.

01:24:07.640 That's it.

01:24:08.000 Apparently, yeah.

01:24:08.440 But, listen, that's not what we're doing here.

01:24:11.040 What do you do, Toad?

01:24:11.620 Introduce her to the world of sports gambling?

01:24:13.620 That's unhealthy.

01:24:15.160 Yeah, that's really...

01:24:16.480 Is it, though?

01:24:18.140 Yeah, I used to work for a guy.

01:24:19.560 You know the guy I went to work with when I was 16?

01:24:21.420 He was big on gambling and he would be like...

01:24:23.580 I'd catch him, like, on the cell phone or on the backside of the truck and be like, give

01:24:26.640 me a dime on the Knicks.

01:24:28.220 No, no, no, no.

01:24:28.940 No, he's doing, like... 0.99

01:24:31.140 He's doing the shit with, like, you know, you got, like, the personal bookies and whatever 0.99

01:24:34.260 they'll actually say. 0.99

01:24:34.920 Yeah, that's the OG.

01:24:36.160 This is, like, 97. 0.67

01:24:37.540 They'll send guys to break your legs. 0.99

01:24:39.020 No, no, no, no. 0.98

01:24:39.600 Yes, yes.

01:24:41.260 There's more of, like, an official process now, official channel.

01:24:44.240 I mean, you have to pay your money, like, up front at these, you know, websites where

01:24:47.580 you do it.

01:24:48.100 But I'm talking about, like...

01:24:50.080 I do it for the grind, man.

01:24:51.440 Like, I've done it for 18 years and I've won money at doing it.

01:24:54.100 It requires a lot of discipline.

01:24:56.700 You only have certain...

01:24:58.440 You can bet segment here as I'm down in Florida.

01:25:01.300 WNBA, take the Washington Mystics plus the points.

01:25:04.100 Oh, yeah, I won this one.

01:25:05.380 Toad looks like without a cave disc.

01:25:07.720 Dude, the Mystics...

01:25:08.620 The Mystics...

01:25:09.420 The Mystics won this game outright.

01:25:12.260 This is a great play.

01:25:13.400 Revenge spot for Washington.

01:25:14.900 But Atlanta's also coming up.

01:25:16.360 I think Matt would discourage you from continuing sports betting.

01:25:20.460 No, no, I wouldn't discourage that.

01:25:22.180 Why not?

01:25:23.100 You should.

01:25:24.020 It's sports wagering, man, because I'm doing it with skill, like, where I think I actually

01:25:28.060 have an edge.

01:25:29.180 You know what I mean?

01:25:30.360 Oh, you guys are saying because Christians don't gamble?

01:25:32.980 Is that where you're going with this?

01:25:33.880 No, it isn't, like, a lot of people don't gamble for 18 years.

01:25:38.180 Dude.

01:25:38.660 Seems a little excessive.

01:25:39.500 No, no.

01:25:39.920 You give your life to the Lord and then whatever happens next, that's what happens.

01:25:42.860 You don't start just changing stuff before...

01:25:45.500 I like...

01:25:46.400 Yeah.

01:25:46.840 It kind of sucks because he only lets you bet on the Anaheim Angels, though, so then you're, 1.00

01:25:51.220 like, completely fucked. 1.00

01:25:52.580 That's a banger. 1.00

01:25:54.320 He's quick and witty.

01:25:56.220 He's quick and witty, though.

01:25:57.660 Man, that was good, dude.

01:25:59.260 That was good.

01:25:59.800 You think you could help him?

01:26:00.880 You think you could help him?

01:26:01.660 Yeah, yeah.

01:26:02.120 I think you could help him by having him come down here and have homies to spend time 1.00

01:26:05.440 with.

01:26:06.000 You should move out of the Northeast.

01:26:07.700 It's very...

01:26:10.120 ...and depressing for people to live there.

01:26:12.320 I mean, who are you hanging out with, dude?

01:26:15.280 No one.

01:26:16.000 My mom.

01:26:17.160 Ah.

01:26:17.940 Oh, well, your mom's awesome.

01:26:19.880 She can come here, too.

01:26:20.940 Mom's part of the MKUltra program. 0.58

01:26:22.640 I have, like, one friend up here.

01:26:25.740 I have one friend up here who, like, still hangs out with me.

01:26:29.140 Show him Toad's counterpart.

01:26:33.260 Twin, yeah.

01:26:33.940 Oh, yeah.

01:26:34.860 Yeah, yeah.

01:26:35.260 So Toad's mother is part of the MKUltra program, and when he was a kid, because they have 0.86

01:26:39.780 an obsession with twins, they separated, and it's odd, because if they're separated, they

01:26:44.920 look exactly the same.

01:26:46.440 Personalities are drastically different.

01:26:47.800 I'm completely relying on the chat right here to find out if I'm just getting, like,

01:26:50.340 mocked right now.

01:26:51.580 It's not a story.

01:26:52.660 It's not at all.

01:26:53.520 This is real.

01:26:53.880 How could we mock?

01:26:54.600 How could we mock?

01:26:55.520 How could we mock?

01:26:56.520 Y'all want to see something funny?

01:26:58.240 This is literally...

01:26:59.160 To the Bible?

01:27:01.620 Oh, no. 0.75

01:27:02.300 Oh, she's a Satanist. 1.00

01:27:03.180 She's a Satanist. 1.00

01:27:04.100 And they were split at birth or something like that.

01:27:05.780 Who could have done?

01:27:06.260 Yeah.

01:27:06.500 But this is...

01:27:07.460 Here we go.

01:27:07.920 Okay, everybody.

01:27:08.440 Yeah, she only bets on the New Jersey Devils.

01:27:10.420 But I'm a little scared to share it, but I'm going to anyway.

01:27:13.720 It's a part of my journey.

01:27:14.600 My God.

01:27:15.600 I am working towards my GED.

01:27:19.300 I was homeschooled, and I don't like the fact that it...

01:27:22.600 All right, so that's his...

01:27:23.840 I don't know how they're related, but they're related for sure.

01:27:26.460 But I think that Toad needs...

01:27:28.880 Number one, he doesn't need a job.

01:27:30.800 He's a personality, and he needs to be making content.

01:27:33.500 Well, he needs money.

01:27:34.420 He does need a job.

01:27:36.040 No, no, that is the trade-off.

01:27:37.040 I was making a ton of money doing software, but I hate working for people, and I only

01:27:41.740 had one job that I actually enjoyed in that field because it was just the right setup where

01:27:45.680 it was like a fun company.

01:27:46.820 My manager was an awesome dude.

01:27:48.260 Like, my team was really fun to work with.

01:27:50.420 No, no.

01:27:50.880 I think it's a blessing that he got fired from that job.

01:27:53.500 Although I did warn you when you put that video art...

01:27:57.200 Piece of art.

01:27:58.940 Yeah, the art that you did.

01:28:00.160 I said, hilarious, but I did say there are consequences for this.

01:28:04.640 Yes.

01:28:05.300 And then it went super viral.

01:28:06.800 But the company he worked at, there's people having strokes left and right.

01:28:09.640 He had a stroke...

01:28:10.140 No, that was my first company.

01:28:11.700 My first company.

01:28:12.620 That was your first company.

01:28:13.200 Three people had strokes in the office, including me. 0.98

01:28:16.380 One of them was my Indian manager, so I don't give a shit what happened to that guy. 0.97

01:28:21.440 One of them was this cool... 0.99

01:28:22.460 Oh, you don't like the Indian people?

01:28:25.000 One of them was this cool guy named Tom, and he had a brain tumor, and he died.

01:28:29.120 And then mine wound up being a...

01:28:31.120 Like, mine, yeah.

01:28:32.160 I had the stroke, and it turned into a grand mal seizure.

01:28:35.400 I wound up in the ER, you know.

01:28:35.500 This was all after the injection or before the injection?

01:28:37.660 They had a grand mal seizure.

01:28:39.380 No, they never got it.

01:28:40.140 I never got it.

01:28:40.920 God bless you, bro.

01:28:43.300 No, this was because I was morbidly obese.

01:28:46.760 I weighed like 200 pounds at 5'6".

01:28:48.960 I was horrible.

01:28:50.600 After I graduated from college, I stopped working out.

01:28:53.320 I had my software job.

01:28:55.520 I was eating really unhealthy, and that led to me having extremely high blood pressure,

01:29:01.000 which also put me in an ER visit.

01:29:04.240 And wound up having a stroke a few months after that.

01:29:07.280 Wait, so you're not big on diet and diet and sauna?

01:29:10.580 What are you talking about?

01:29:11.860 Can you imagine how good his life would go if he had never done that before?

01:29:16.620 No, I changed my life, so I lost like 25% of my body weight after that.

01:29:22.200 Well, he's got weights on the floor or in the back.

01:29:23.760 Dude, I would love if the Raven did that, bro.

01:29:25.440 I am working out every day.

01:29:27.360 I think really what he needs is to be down here and to have, like, community.

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01:29:59.120 I think he needs to hang with the homies, but look, this is the truth of the situation. 1.00

01:30:07.520 Now, it's awesome that Toad loves his mom, and that's huge, but there's nothing keeping him up there besides that, which is, you know, that's a big factor.

01:30:18.840 But he has the money to come down here.

01:30:21.800 The thing that is stopping him from coming down here is just the anxiety of it all.

01:30:28.280 What?

01:30:28.860 Is that true?

01:30:29.400 Yes.

01:30:29.960 I may be mischaracterizing that.

01:30:31.340 Is that true?

01:30:32.420 Yes.

01:30:33.000 No.

01:30:33.600 Don't let that stop you, bro.

01:30:35.120 That's actually what my first show is going to be about, like, is that topic.

01:30:38.280 Oh, I love that.

01:30:39.140 Yeah.

01:30:39.540 You're going to talk about – he is kind of a guru, isn't he?

01:30:41.560 Well, no, I'm just talking about, like, get out there and do it, bro.

01:30:44.000 Like, the whole – the first thing I'm going to do is going to be on Moses at the burning bush, and it's when he turns aside to go see it, then God talks to him.

01:30:52.800 Like, there's so many things in our life, like, the bush is on fire, but we're going to just, like, walk right by it.

01:30:57.460 Right?

01:30:57.860 But it's like, no, just go.

01:30:58.960 Just go check it out.

01:30:59.880 Oh, yeah, what if something bad happens?

01:31:01.440 Wait, wait, say that again.

01:31:02.240 He was like, the bush is on fire.

01:31:03.500 I don't want to give it away.

01:31:04.420 I don't want to give it away.

01:31:04.620 Well, I think that's true, though.

01:31:05.420 Right now, the bush is on fire, but Toad doesn't want to look at it because it brings him a great deal of anxiety.

01:31:09.800 Yeah, it's like, bro, just go.

01:31:10.840 It's like you live on a playground. 1.00

01:31:12.940 No, if the bush is on fire, that's definitely a pussy I'm skipping. 1.00

01:31:16.260 No, Toad. 1.00

01:31:17.760 Oh, my God.

01:31:20.680 No, I'm just saying, like, you don't want to be on your deathbed.

01:31:23.560 He needs help.

01:31:24.060 I know, but I'm telling you, you don't want to be on your deathbed and be like, oh, my life could have been way better if I would have just, like, taken some chances and did some risky things as opposed to just, like –

01:31:33.640 I mean, I'm going to have more of, like, a death, I don't know, car or river, probably.

01:31:39.340 No.

01:31:39.580 Death river.

01:31:40.260 No.

01:31:40.760 Well, look.

01:31:41.080 You're not going to die like that.

01:31:42.140 He's not averse to risky things.

01:31:43.540 I think this is the best show.

01:31:45.320 Bring him here, bro.

01:31:46.560 Honestly, like, I'm just a constant –

01:31:47.200 Let's get him in the mix in the coffee shop.

01:31:48.700 If he just played the ukulele out front, dude, somebody give him a gig, dude.

01:31:52.220 Are you kidding me?

01:31:52.880 He'd make a ton of money.

01:31:53.680 I can busk him.

01:31:55.220 He wouldn't have to be locked in a building in Boston where it's cloudy outside, like, 90% of the time, and you're just looking at screens. 0.96

01:32:00.360 Yeah, I can't busk in Boston because in Boston, the buskers, they all get, like, attacked by black people, 1.00

01:32:05.340 and the most ridiculous thing is one of the most famous buskers is this guy named Keetar Bear. 0.97

01:32:10.200 He wears this full bear costume, and he plays a Keetar, and black people assault this guy all the time, and it turns out he's black. 0.97

01:32:18.280 No, but they don't know that because he's wearing a bear costume. 0.59

01:32:20.640 Yeah, exactly.

01:32:21.240 What? That's a true story, Max.

01:32:27.720 I'm glad you got your energy back, though.

01:32:29.540 No.

01:32:30.100 Because when you yawn, it, like, ruins my day.

01:32:31.140 I didn't yawn. I was laughing at just the –

01:32:33.480 It's just because he's, like, overweight.

01:32:35.180 I'm not overweight. I'm not yawning.

01:32:36.800 It was a beautiful moment that I just thought was very funny.

01:32:39.180 Can you help that, though?

01:32:39.960 Do you see what I mean, how, like, how wildly he's fluctuated from –

01:32:43.360 Yeah.

01:32:43.800 – one thing to –

01:32:45.180 No, no.

01:32:45.660 I think he just came down here and got a little risky, just, like, got an apartment.

01:32:49.000 His mom would probably move down, too, because she doesn't want to live in the cold all the time.

01:32:52.660 She says no, but she has to keep tabs on him.

01:32:53.960 She would 100% move if he left. 100%. 0.96

01:32:56.320 She'd have to leave my father. Like, my dad's never going to leave that house.

01:33:00.740 There's true depression from the nasty weather, bro.

01:33:04.560 Oh, yeah, like seasonal depression.

01:33:05.980 Yeah, that's real.

01:33:07.240 Jess said that's why she could never live in upstate New York or anywhere like that ever again.

01:33:13.400 Yeah, I don't know.

01:33:14.140 It's a real thing.

01:33:14.780 My parents have done it for their whole lives. I don't know.

01:33:16.820 Well, I mean, look –

01:33:19.380 And there's 70.

01:33:21.980 You do have to –

01:33:22.860 How many brothers and sisters is there?

01:33:25.380 I have one sister.

01:33:27.720 What, older or younger?

01:33:29.520 Younger.

01:33:30.400 Where does she live at, bro?

01:33:32.120 My parents' house.

01:33:34.100 Really? She's back in?

01:33:35.860 Or, like, homeless. I don't know. Sort of.

01:33:39.260 Bro, you got a wild-ass situation, Toad. 0.90

01:33:41.820 She's married. 0.97

01:33:42.800 Toad is a wild situation.

01:33:43.740 She lives with her husband in an RV, but they, like, keep coming back to my parents' house.

01:33:48.200 It's kind of cool, though.

01:33:50.040 What?

01:33:50.440 Yeah.

01:33:51.260 How come we don't know this?

01:33:52.960 Why don't you live in an RV, bro?

01:33:54.580 I thought you did.

01:33:54.780 I feel like there would be – if you lived in an RV and you were just staying at campgrounds and stuff –

01:33:58.720 Because they're banned in Massachusetts.

01:34:01.720 RVs are banned in Massachusetts?

01:34:03.880 The sales of them are at this point.

01:34:06.380 Oh, that's wild.

01:34:07.480 It's insane.

01:34:09.260 Look, man.

01:34:10.020 Toad, we're carving out, like, this wonderful community down here.

01:34:14.180 I don't know if he fits.

01:34:15.120 I feel like the people –

01:34:15.940 He fits.

01:34:16.720 He fits.

01:34:17.240 No, he's cool.

01:34:17.960 He fits.

01:34:18.620 I think he fits.

01:34:19.300 He fits in my pocket.

01:34:20.340 Are you kidding me?

01:34:21.120 Why are you scared of me?

01:34:22.080 I'm 5'6", and fat, and not strong.

01:34:25.240 No, no.

01:34:25.980 You're just really down on yourself, right?

01:34:28.240 You'll snap out of it, man.

01:34:29.440 He's kind of built backwards.

01:34:30.380 He is built a little backwards.

01:34:31.540 No, no.

01:34:31.680 I think he's cool.

01:34:32.440 He got his arm caught in an escalator.

01:34:34.160 It broke it.

01:34:35.520 No, I –

01:34:36.060 Yeah.

01:34:36.400 He's got heart, dude.

01:34:37.380 When I seen him singing the Blink-182 song, I was like, yo, this is hard, bro.

01:34:41.620 Yeah.

01:34:41.960 People said the opposite about the I Miss You cover.

01:34:44.820 People were like, you didn't put any soul into that, bro.

01:34:47.200 You did put a ton of soul into it.

01:34:49.240 I was like, I could see right into this guy's heart when he's singing this song.

01:34:52.200 I don't know if I do because, like, I'm so autistic.

01:34:54.400 I'm always thinking about, like, I have to get this right, like, technically.

01:34:57.540 Yeah, that's what I'm saying.

01:34:58.980 You were so serious about getting it right, and I wasn't going to say autistic, but did you say autistic?

01:35:03.280 That's what he said.

01:35:04.000 Hey, it's autistic and not artistic, but I don't like music like that. 0.99

01:35:07.620 Like, fucking dream theater. 0.98

01:35:08.780 Like, it's too technical and autistic, and there's no heart behind it. 1.00

01:35:12.360 The language, please.

01:35:13.900 Wait, no.

01:35:14.440 I can pull a gun out in the shop.

01:35:15.760 Don't do that.

01:35:16.660 Now, what I was going to say is I think this show, it's become clear to me as we've done this.

01:35:22.120 Straight Bible is a great idea, but there has to be a secondary complementary thing.

01:35:26.220 Oh, I was using the gay Bible. 1.00

01:35:27.800 Is that the problem? 0.96

01:35:28.400 He's fast, dude.

01:35:31.780 He's fast.

01:35:32.780 He's fast.

01:35:33.640 He's built different.

01:35:35.120 He's built different.

01:35:36.140 I want to see this, like, constantly.

01:35:40.460 I want to see this constantly.

01:35:41.620 I want to see Matt dealing with Toad constantly.

01:35:44.200 Oh, I would be fine with it.

01:35:45.280 I would be fine with it.

01:35:46.060 You look unfine right now.

01:35:47.640 No, I mean, that was, you know, some of the statements are a little stressful, but it's like, whatever, though.

01:35:52.440 He's my guy.

01:35:52.920 He's my guy, and that's all that matters, man.

01:35:55.960 It's like when people are like, how do you associate with NDS?

01:35:58.380 I'm like, they're my guys, dude.

01:35:59.660 Like, what are you talking about?

01:36:00.700 I resent that.

01:36:01.480 Let me ask you this, Toad.

01:36:02.760 Will you come down for Brohemian Grove?

01:36:05.660 Yes.

01:36:06.200 Yeah.

01:36:07.180 I knew he would.

01:36:07.740 So, first week of March, we're doing Brohemian Grove.

01:36:10.140 But no, he's got to come down sooner.

01:36:11.600 I would love for him to come down sooner, but the thing that stands in the way of him coming down is literally existent.

01:36:17.880 It's not a real thing.

01:36:18.900 I like a show where Toad sits with Matt as Matt talks about him, talks about the Bible to Toad, and Toad makes off-color remarks, and then you just scowl.

01:36:29.840 You scowl.

01:36:30.240 And you put him back on course until he's better.

01:36:33.260 Until he's better.

01:36:33.860 We could do that.

01:36:35.320 Long distance, too.

01:36:36.420 I would totally do that.

01:36:36.860 No, we need to be here.

01:36:37.940 You need to feel that energy.

01:36:39.180 There's a weird energy with Toad.

01:36:40.740 You don't understand.

01:36:41.600 I'm kind of picking it up right now.

01:36:43.600 It's the best energy.

01:36:44.760 Dude, I mean, if he moved from, like, the cold, dreary, weary, cloudy, dark, gray world and lived down here on a food forest and, like, walked around barefoot planting banana trees and just, like, doing his thing and growing fruit, his whole life would change, dude.

01:37:00.140 Would you land Toad in your food forest? 0.99

01:37:03.040 100%.

01:37:03.440 It wouldn't be a very big tent.

01:37:05.920 Dude, it would take me a while to get to that point where I could be, like, barefoot like that.

01:37:09.200 I have, like, suburban feet, man.

01:37:11.600 They're so soft.

01:37:13.360 I like suburban feet.

01:37:14.300 You know what I mean?

01:37:15.160 He's got suburban feet.

01:37:16.720 He's got a lot of ailments.

01:37:17.760 Do we have time to do messages for mom?

01:37:20.360 I guess so.

01:37:20.840 We have to do messages for mom.

01:37:22.260 Okay.

01:37:22.620 Do you want to stick around for messages for mom?

01:37:24.340 This can get a little bit weird.

01:37:26.600 Do I?

01:37:27.100 Do I?

01:37:27.460 Can I stick around?

01:37:28.060 Of course you can stick around.

01:37:29.180 I'm not going to the gym now.

01:37:30.220 I didn't get a bottom of the blender thing, but, hey, whatever, dude.

01:37:32.980 That's cool.

01:37:33.440 Let's do messages for mom.

01:37:34.460 Hit the music, dude.

01:37:35.120 Do you want me to get you drinks?

01:37:36.280 No, I have to.

01:37:36.920 Urine.

01:37:37.780 Okay.

01:37:38.060 Don't do that.

01:37:38.700 All right.

01:37:40.100 Messages from mom.

01:37:44.300 Who talked about messages from mom today?

01:37:47.000 You and Jess?

01:37:47.620 No, me and your mom.

01:37:49.080 That sounded like your mom joke.

01:37:51.920 Dude, what did she say about it?

01:37:53.500 She just said, like, that she sends you great stuff, and you're like, mom, I saw this two

01:37:59.280 years ago, and she's like, well, why didn't you send it to me two years ago then?

01:38:02.640 Well, she was sending us that McDonald's has human meat in it, and that was literally, we

01:38:06.340 talked about that episode 12 of Nephilim Death Squad, so it is very insulting, but, you

01:38:10.780 know, I get it. 0.99

01:38:11.800 We do suck. 0.99

01:38:13.180 Let's do this, then. 0.99

01:38:14.000 Let's, um, yeah, what's going on?

01:38:15.360 You have, like, an issue with your microphone or your, your thing.

01:38:18.500 It wasn't playing.

01:38:19.320 All right, but here we go.

01:38:19.940 But then when she tried to sell me the bracelet for five bucks that you could get for a buck, 0.72

01:38:22.780 Well, that's pretty, you got suckered.

01:38:24.060 Whatever.

01:38:24.680 She's just grifting. 1.00

01:38:25.780 Can we make this big screen?

01:38:26.960 Because I can't see it.

01:38:27.840 I see that we have some, uh, uh, okay, cool.

01:38:31.540 Wait, Mama Lobster sent you a video?

01:38:33.700 Yeah, yeah.

01:38:33.880 She gave me a free bracelet.

01:38:35.680 I just want to make sure everybody knows that.

01:38:36.700 What's the bracelet do?

01:38:37.540 It's free.

01:38:38.080 It was free.

01:38:38.440 Does it keep you, you know, when they tug your arm, and it's like, look, now you're on balance.

01:38:41.620 I would never wear it.

01:38:42.600 I would never, yeah, I would never wear it.

01:38:44.280 My wife and my son made these.

01:38:45.580 My wife.

01:38:46.340 My wife.

01:38:46.980 So this, uh, this segment is about, uh, messages that my mom has sent me so people can see us.

01:38:52.900 She sends me messages like, uh, all throughout the middle of the night.

01:38:56.820 And it's all weird conspiracy stuff that we've already been through.

01:39:00.240 And she thinks it's great.

01:39:01.380 I think it's bad.

01:39:02.040 So here we go.

01:39:02.560 We're going to check this out.

01:39:03.280 And I let, I let the audience judge it.

01:39:05.660 So yeah, this one says, what is martial law?

01:39:08.280 Is it coming to impact?

01:39:09.880 So first question I have is who is speaking?

01:39:12.780 Oh yeah.

01:39:13.500 Is it the black guy here or is it this old white guy? 0.99

01:39:16.320 So I'm willing to bet that the black guy does not speak. 1.00

01:39:18.860 He just points. 0.99

01:39:19.700 Oh, but it's his content.

01:39:20.580 Yeah, that's right.

01:39:21.040 Chap boss. 0.99

01:39:21.760 So it's his content.

01:39:22.720 So chap boss is not going to talk.

01:39:24.300 He's just going to point.

01:39:25.100 He's going to go like this.

01:39:26.720 Yeah.

01:39:26.920 He's just going to point.

01:39:27.780 And that's it.

01:39:28.260 And maybe make faces.

01:39:29.360 Probably make faces.

01:39:30.200 Yeah.

01:39:30.540 Uh, but I don't think he's going to say it in a video.

01:39:32.420 All right.

01:39:32.680 Here we go.

01:39:33.480 Matt, Matt should just do videos where he just, probably crush on TikTok.

01:39:38.680 There you go.

01:39:39.040 He declared, this is what you need to do immediately.

01:39:43.060 Share this with everyone.

01:39:44.180 If you've been paying attention, you were close.

01:39:47.040 When martial law hits, normal life is gone in an instant.

01:39:50.340 What you do in the first hours could be the difference between freedom and control.

01:39:55.140 Pay attention because the warning signs are already here.

01:39:58.620 Informants will be everywhere.

01:40:00.820 Neighbors, coworkers, even family members.

01:40:03.040 Pause it real quick.

01:40:04.320 Now, this is one of the themes of messages from mom.

01:40:07.620 Everything.

01:40:08.380 Extreme fear.

01:40:09.120 It's fear, fear, fear.

01:40:10.620 Just be afraid.

01:40:12.120 Fear-based trauma.

01:40:13.080 Wait, but she's sending this to you as like a joke?

01:40:15.160 No.

01:40:15.540 She's sending this to you as a warning.

01:40:17.200 Matt, she, or my mom.

01:40:18.640 It's midnight.

01:40:19.020 You think she's joking?

01:40:19.660 She's saying that martial law is coming.

01:40:21.680 And I mean, I'm not saying it's not, but I'm just saying she's sending it like to be

01:40:24.540 like, yeah, this is so serious.

01:40:25.820 Yeah.

01:40:26.000 Be afraid of this.

01:40:26.900 Yeah.

01:40:28.240 Now we have to call her mom a heavies because the content that she sends is really heavy. 0.99

01:40:32.060 He's talking about her boobs. 0.99

01:40:33.480 Yes. 0.99

01:40:34.560 He calls her mom a heavies.

01:40:35.100 But no, no, I'm talking about her content now, though.

01:40:37.540 Oh, okay.

01:40:37.860 Well, yeah.

01:40:38.440 It's heavy content.

01:40:39.240 Yeah.

01:40:39.420 Yeah.

01:40:39.740 No, I mean, she's the type of lady that she made me take home a walkie-talkie. 1.00

01:40:45.540 Oh, yeah.

01:40:46.040 Because of the five days of darkness.

01:40:47.220 It's only three days of darkness.

01:40:48.800 Five days is crazy.

01:40:49.380 I thought it was 10.

01:40:50.320 No, it's just three.

01:40:51.120 I mean, it fluctuates depending on which Q and on person you talk to.

01:40:54.840 Wait, so did you guys, yeah, did you guys like watch Q posts and stuff?

01:40:57.440 No.

01:40:57.660 Yeah, I was a Q, well, I mean, I was into Q in 2019.

01:41:01.560 Yeah, but it was a psychological operation.

01:41:03.400 It's called Operation Truth, where you use a certain percentage of truth to get people's trust, and then you mislead them.

01:41:08.940 No, I thought Q nailed it on a ton of stuff.

01:41:12.560 Yeah, but then they said Donald Trump is the savior of mankind and RFK Jews from the dead. 0.66

01:41:17.260 Yeah.

01:41:17.640 I got it.

01:41:18.000 They did say that part.

01:41:18.700 Well, pay attention.

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01:41:49.180 The only Q that I know is a first-in-first-out data structure.

01:41:57.580 First-in-last-out.

01:41:58.700 First-in-last-out, I mean.

01:42:00.840 That's going to be a joke that goes over our head.

01:42:01.720 No, first-in-first-out. 1.00

01:42:02.560 I'm an idiot. 1.00

01:42:03.020 I'm losing my mind. 1.00

01:42:03.800 I'm a stroke victim now.

01:42:05.700 I was right the first time.

01:42:06.620 We'll figure that out.

01:42:07.340 I was right the first time.

01:42:08.280 Or coding.

01:42:08.960 I think that's a coding joke.

01:42:09.940 That's a coding joke, Toad?

01:42:11.120 I was right the first time, yes.

01:42:13.280 Okay.

01:42:13.640 All right.

01:42:13.860 Here we go.

01:42:14.600 We'll watch another one.

01:42:15.480 So this one here.

01:42:16.280 These videos fluctuate wildly between be completely terrified.

01:42:21.060 Wait, that last one wasn't even that cool, though.

01:42:22.900 Is there cool ones?

01:42:24.320 Oh, we don't know, dude.

01:42:25.240 We don't watch them.

01:42:26.300 We watch them on the show live with the audience.

01:42:28.380 Dude, that guy was right about martial law, though.

01:42:31.100 Yeah, yeah.

01:42:31.700 But we already covered them.

01:42:32.840 I got a urine.

01:42:33.460 And right before the show, I scroll the latest 10 that my mom has sent me.

01:42:38.220 Don't know what they are because I don't open them.

01:42:40.300 Will you make sure the front door is locked?

01:42:42.060 Oh, okay.

01:42:42.520 Can't hear it.

01:42:42.820 Because I'm sure they just walked out and didn't.

01:42:45.820 Just make sure the front door is locked.

01:42:49.160 We can't have people in here.

01:42:50.380 Okay.

01:42:50.880 So we're going to watch this next video here.

01:42:53.120 I don't know what this is.

01:42:55.140 Here we go.

01:42:55.560 Bro, can we put anything in his drink?

01:42:57.640 What can we put?

01:42:58.480 Citroma? 1.00

01:43:00.380 Try to kill him. 1.00

01:43:02.080 All right. 1.00

01:43:02.280 He's going to roof him.

01:43:04.240 Here we go.

01:43:04.820 What do we think about this video, Toad?

01:43:07.020 I can't even.

01:43:07.760 There's no sound.

01:43:09.400 Why is this guy not telling us what he's doing?

01:43:11.340 What is happening?

01:43:13.260 What?

01:43:16.440 Okay.

01:43:16.860 He's got, like, secret cabinets inside of a shelf.

01:43:21.500 I'm into that.

01:43:22.620 All right.

01:43:23.080 That's kind of cool.

01:43:23.580 I'm going to keep in it, but, yeah, that's kind of cool.

01:43:25.380 I love secret passageways.

01:43:26.960 Did he build this?

01:43:28.160 Yeah.

01:43:28.560 It's kind of cool.

01:43:29.800 That's it.

01:43:30.320 That's the video.

01:43:31.200 All right.

01:43:32.580 Yeah.

01:43:32.980 Secret passageways are like a door that's like a bookshelf, and you pull the one book, and

01:43:36.920 then it opens.

01:43:37.680 I'm totally into that.

01:43:38.260 It's cool, but, like, I'm trying to track the consistency of it.

01:43:42.840 Just follow me here.

01:43:43.840 My mom is sending me this stuff, and I don't know why.

01:43:47.440 It's kind of cool.

01:43:48.600 You just, so we're just thinking that's kind of cool?

01:43:50.660 Yeah.

01:43:50.860 That's fine?

01:43:51.180 Yeah.

01:43:51.520 Do stuff for you to chew on?

01:43:53.720 Yeah.

01:43:54.080 I don't know what, like, if we're trying to get into your mom's mindset, I don't really,

01:43:57.840 I don't really know what that would be.

01:43:59.740 Yeah.

01:43:59.900 This is the point of this part of the show.

01:44:01.580 Get into her mindset.

01:44:02.860 What?

01:44:03.420 He's saying prepare.

01:44:04.640 I mean, if we're being honest, like, what is she talking about?

01:44:07.240 She's saying prepare, but she doesn't know how to tell you prepare for the return of the

01:44:11.700 Lord.

01:44:12.320 She's telling you, like, prepare for crazy stuff and hide your money and hidden shoes.

01:44:16.240 Yeah.

01:44:16.380 You could have a gun hidden in this thing.

01:44:18.340 You know what I mean?

01:44:19.760 Okay.

01:44:20.200 All right.

01:44:20.380 Prepare for bad times.

01:44:22.040 Oh, this one's going to get weird.

01:44:23.280 You can already tell this one's going to get weird.

01:44:24.560 Yeah.

01:44:24.700 That's her main theme.

01:44:26.320 Yeah.

01:44:26.460 It's like preparation, but also be very afraid.

01:44:29.180 So we had martial law, and then we've had hidden stuff.

01:44:34.740 Yeah.

01:44:34.960 Hidden drawers in your bookshelf.

01:44:36.940 That's fine.

01:44:38.060 We'll move on to this and see what the hell she's doing now. 1.00

01:44:40.740 So it says, Jesus, wait.

01:44:42.680 Can you condemn Donald Trump and what he is doing?

01:44:45.520 Okay.

01:44:45.720 I don't know what this means.

01:44:50.160 Is he saying anything?

01:44:51.480 Nope.

01:44:56.480 Jesus, can you get the Democrat Party out of office and help save our...

01:44:59.860 Why is he saying it?

01:45:02.160 Jesus says, no.

01:45:03.080 Why is this guy a hipster Jesus?

01:45:04.120 Maybe he speaks in another language.

01:45:06.280 Would you fix our country and replace the corrupt politicians?

01:45:08.580 Jesus says, no.

01:45:13.060 But our society needs fixing.

01:45:14.400 Why won't you help us?

01:45:19.280 Why would that be my priority?

01:45:20.800 Okay.

01:45:22.980 What?

01:45:24.240 Oh, I love that it's this guy talking to himself.

01:45:32.660 I mean, this is what Matt says.

01:45:34.160 This is what Matt tells us.

01:45:35.140 I don't know.

01:45:36.880 I couldn't even read it.

01:45:37.680 The font is too small.

01:45:38.920 What is happening here?

01:45:40.920 Oh, just that like, yeah, there's a movement to like take over the government and make it a Christian government. 0.98

01:45:46.020 And like, that's foolishness. 0.97

01:45:47.560 Christian nationalism. 1.00

01:45:48.880 That's called foolishness. 0.99

01:45:49.920 The Catholic Church is like the originator of that. 0.98

01:45:52.520 They have this dude called the Pope.

01:45:53.800 And he's like totally intertwined in politics and law and like nations.

01:45:58.340 Oh, fish hat.

01:45:59.000 It's like, bro, that's not like we were never called to do that.

01:46:01.820 That's a huge problem.

01:46:03.200 No, Jesus changes people in the human heart.

01:46:06.100 He doesn't change people through American laws.

01:46:09.080 I agree with Matt.

01:46:09.820 Is that what I'm saying?

01:46:11.500 Man, your guess is as good as mine.

01:46:13.480 And I don't, I get the message.

01:46:15.320 I just don't understand how it's delivered.

01:46:18.260 That's weird.

01:46:19.080 Is that not weird?

01:46:19.880 It is weird.

01:46:20.800 Like, yeah, he's.

01:46:22.020 Oh, to like pretend to be Jesus and then have a dialogue with yourself.

01:46:25.600 But then also not have any audio to it.

01:46:27.880 There's nothing very strange.

01:46:28.740 He probably speaks a different language.

01:46:30.060 So why even send it?

01:46:31.360 In English, the subtitle.

01:46:32.220 Because he could probably do it with AI like that.

01:46:34.140 As my mother, why send that?

01:46:37.000 Would you send that to me?

01:46:37.780 Uh, well, she, what was she trying to say?

01:46:40.900 Just that like, hey, it's gotten, it's not God's job to fix the politics in America.

01:46:44.280 Like he's got better.

01:46:45.100 But this is not even a conversation that we were talking about.

01:46:47.460 Like I've never talked about that.

01:46:48.740 She loves you.

01:46:49.100 Let's face it.

01:46:49.640 She loves you.

01:46:50.760 And maybe it's as simple as like, hey, I think this is interesting.

01:46:56.340 You know, that could be it.

01:46:57.700 I tend to think that you, you overanalyze the things that your mom sends.

01:47:01.760 You get real wound up about it.

01:47:03.860 You know, real wound up about it.

01:47:05.220 And I think that, uh, I think that's not as fun to analyze.

01:47:08.780 Well, yeah, but, but, well, we can analyze.

01:47:11.260 It's putting me on edge.

01:47:12.360 Like every time Matt calls me.

01:47:13.760 Yeah. 1.00

01:47:14.240 I'm like, shit, man. 0.99

01:47:15.260 No, those days are over. 0.99

01:47:16.900 That is not a real thing, dude.

01:47:19.480 Dude.

01:47:19.880 What, the tension when you call?

01:47:21.420 Yeah.

01:47:21.720 He acts like I'm going to tell him some bad news every time I call.

01:47:24.900 I'm like, bro, I've never told you bad news one time.

01:47:27.980 That's what my mom does. 1.00

01:47:29.480 Everything she sends me is like bad news.

01:47:31.480 Like, look at this chaos that's happening.

01:47:34.140 I can't associate.

01:47:34.340 Yeah. 1.00

01:47:34.760 She sends me stuff that's like murder, like people being trans, like all this shit. 1.00

01:47:39.340 Like, yeah, that's what she sends me. 1.00

01:47:40.880 Like, look at all this horrible stuff that's going on.

01:47:43.300 Dude, they're just sending their kids like the craziest stuff.

01:47:46.000 It's part of the programming.

01:47:46.800 Yeah, it's part of the programming.

01:47:49.160 Yeah, yeah.

01:47:49.760 I mean, she's got to keep them in a state of fear.

01:47:52.180 Well, how old is your mom? 0.70

01:47:53.320 Toad, your mom's older, right?

01:47:55.080 70.

01:47:56.160 70.

01:47:56.680 Okay, so, and your mom's a little bit on the older side, right, Top? 0.99

01:48:00.060 Yeah, probably going to be closest.

01:48:01.300 My dad turned 70 yesterday.

01:48:02.580 Shout out to.

01:48:03.100 That's right.

01:48:03.420 Happy birthday.

01:48:03.860 Happy birthday.

01:48:04.900 Yeah.

01:48:05.100 Yeah.

01:48:06.880 So maybe it's an age bracket thing?

01:48:08.920 I don't know.

01:48:09.460 Is that technically, that's boomers, right? 0.63

01:48:11.100 That is actual boomers. 0.53

01:48:12.060 The thing that I get mad about is the fear thing.

01:48:15.280 But is that where they're at?

01:48:16.540 Are they all just afraid of everything?

01:48:18.380 It seems that way.

01:48:19.620 Yeah.

01:48:19.960 Because some of the ladies in the Bible studies back here, they're like afraid of other people 1.00

01:48:23.900 being in the room.

01:48:25.000 Yeah.

01:48:25.240 Just other people that aren't in their demographic.

01:48:27.960 They don't like when we're doing a show, they got to come and tell us to be quiet.

01:48:31.660 They got to say, hey, can you keep it down?

01:48:33.380 But who's dwelling on that?

01:48:34.320 If like the agreement on the earth is like you can meditate on or dwell on or focus on

01:48:39.200 anything you want, like who's like, yeah, I want to focus on the bad.

01:48:42.240 Oh, look at that.

01:48:42.620 JR says, Top, you should start selling standard coffee merch.

01:48:45.440 Yeah, you can actually go to the drop down on toplobstid.com and where it says support

01:48:51.040 our suppliers.

01:48:54.040 What does it say?

01:48:54.680 It doesn't say anything.

01:48:55.480 Yeah, something like that.

01:48:56.540 Yeah.

01:48:56.900 And then you just drop down and then there's links to buy direct from our suppliers.

01:49:02.200 That's not true.

01:49:02.840 Yeah, but they don't care about the suppliers. 0.51

01:49:04.060 They care about the coffee shop merch.

01:49:05.540 The coffee shop makes money when you do that.

01:49:07.680 No, no, no.

01:49:09.340 But then you can also go on toplobstid.com and get some of the silly stuff, the silicone.

01:49:15.340 They're going to go there right now.

01:49:16.560 Okay.

01:49:17.520 All right.

01:49:17.720 Well, let's look at some more messages from mom.

01:49:20.660 Oh, can we hit the sound again?

01:49:21.880 I like the sound.

01:49:22.520 It's soothing.

01:49:23.120 It's a nice reset.

01:49:24.220 Okay.

01:49:24.460 Yeah, we'll do it.

01:49:25.440 How do you feel about this?

01:49:26.340 How do you feel about this segment, Toad?

01:49:27.640 I feel like you're not liking it.

01:49:29.920 Do you not like it?

01:49:30.680 To think about the content that she's sending you, really.

01:49:39.980 I don't know.

01:49:40.720 I'm more confused, I would say.

01:49:43.940 Yeah.

01:49:44.860 This is a lot of how we feel.

01:49:47.060 Look, there's another trend that we have to highlight here.

01:49:50.780 And I know this is going to make Matt uncomfortable.

01:49:52.940 But it is always a half screen.

01:49:57.000 And it's always a black person pointing to or listening to. 1.00

01:50:00.060 My mom is into the colored content.

01:50:01.840 And look, I'm not saying.

01:50:02.740 I wouldn't even notice that.

01:50:03.960 Well, because you don't notice patterns.

01:50:05.380 You're not a pattern recognizing.

01:50:06.700 I'm noticing something above Trump's head, I think, if we can zoom in.

01:50:10.160 Well, we can't zoom in.

01:50:11.180 But we can't zoom in.

01:50:11.940 You're going to have to just take it easy.

01:50:13.140 Because she's sending me stuff on Facebook.

01:50:15.340 It says, do you see what I see?

01:50:17.320 Does he have like the horns?

01:50:20.300 Is that what they're.

01:50:21.400 Oh, yeah.

01:50:22.500 It looks like he has horns.

01:50:23.900 Yeah.

01:50:24.660 Yeah.

01:50:24.940 My mom.

01:50:25.520 So my mom.

01:50:26.240 Very far away.

01:50:27.020 She fluctuates wildly between telling me that all the QAnon prophecy is correct and saying 0.95

01:50:33.160 that Donald Trump is awful.

01:50:34.480 So I'm like, you got to choose one. 0.92

01:50:36.300 You can't do both of those things.

01:50:37.780 Like you're either like Q or anti.

01:50:41.640 Yeah.

01:50:41.800 But then she's like, look at this.

01:50:42.760 No King's Day process.

01:50:43.660 I'm like, wow.

01:50:44.380 What are you?

01:50:44.780 What are you?

01:50:45.600 She's all lost in the sauce.

01:50:46.740 She's lost in the sauce, baby.

01:50:47.760 We got to figure it out.

01:50:48.440 So here we go.

01:50:49.380 Will this lady speak? 0.75

01:50:50.720 Oh, I'm saying because she's a woman and they just can't help it. 1.00

01:50:54.660 Wow.

01:50:55.180 Yeah.

01:50:55.460 Matt, you don't think she'll talk or just no comment?

01:50:58.820 No, I don't think she'll talk.

01:51:00.240 Okay.

01:51:00.440 It's just a picture, isn't it?

01:51:01.700 No, it's going to move when we press.

01:51:03.580 Oh, okay.

01:51:04.060 Well, I guess she's going to talk or is she just going to point?

01:51:08.040 I think she's going to point.

01:51:09.380 Don't.

01:51:10.000 Okay.

01:51:10.480 She's just going to point.

01:51:11.140 All right.

01:51:11.240 Here we go.

01:51:11.780 Yeah.

01:51:11.920 She has the posture for pointing. 1.00

01:51:13.580 Well, let's find out.

01:51:14.220 She does.

01:51:14.440 I'm not going to say nothing.

01:51:15.380 Just tell me.

01:51:16.080 I told you they can't think the devil has horns.

01:51:20.040 So did I not want to say anything.

01:51:22.180 Just tell me when you see it.

01:51:23.500 And he wears a suit.

01:51:25.240 Look who I am.

01:51:26.480 He's nice.

01:51:27.640 All right.

01:51:28.200 See you.

01:51:28.900 He'll catch you by surprise.

01:51:30.820 And they do it to us.

01:51:31.480 Let me know.

01:51:31.960 So what I'll say is I believe that Donald Trump is a time-traveling Antichrist figure.

01:51:37.500 But even this is too far for me.

01:51:40.720 I go, I don't care about that.

01:51:41.940 Yeah, that's the thing.

01:51:42.580 That's nothing for me.

01:51:43.760 He's got a picture like this.

01:51:44.620 Yeah.

01:51:44.980 Oh, yeah.

01:51:45.600 He's got horns.

01:51:46.460 There you go.

01:51:47.040 He's got little red horns.

01:51:48.880 He has horns.

01:51:49.680 There's no red horns at any time in any picture.

01:51:52.300 Trump has horns in the video and then like there was something.

01:51:55.240 What was that thing that was hanging on the wall above his head?

01:51:57.460 I was like, was that some like.

01:51:58.940 It was kind of an interesting crescent moon looking thing.

01:52:01.720 Toad, what's your vibe on Trump?

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01:52:33.000 I mean, he could be an antichrist figure for sure.

01:52:39.780 I mean, I don't know what to think.

01:52:42.460 I was thinking that, you know, that at first, like it seemed like for years he was kind of.

01:52:47.520 Toad, as a lifetime member of the Libertarian Party, what is your view on Trump?

01:52:52.840 No, I have a different question.

01:52:54.700 So, because I'm so intrigued by this.

01:52:56.280 Like, Toad's not a Bible reader.

01:52:58.240 I don't know.

01:52:59.400 Toad, do you read the Bible?

01:53:00.680 Yes.

01:53:01.800 Oh, you do?

01:53:02.520 Mm-hmm.

01:53:03.720 All the time, or you have read it?

01:53:05.640 I have read it.

01:53:07.080 So, what's your view on antichrist, then, when you say, like, Trump is a potential, like, antichrist figure?

01:53:12.040 I think that the antichrist is already here in some form, affecting humanity.

01:53:18.220 I just don't know what form.

01:53:19.540 That's an intriguing statement.

01:53:20.700 It is taking.

01:53:21.300 Because the scripture says that there's many antichrists, plural, the spirit of antichrist, and then the antichrist.

01:53:29.120 So, you're right.

01:53:29.840 You're right.

01:53:30.240 You're absolutely right there.

01:53:31.240 Like, antichrist is definitely in the mix.

01:53:34.300 Toad with a banger.

01:53:35.540 Yeah.

01:53:36.080 Well, I mean, initially, I thought Trump was actually kind of almost, like, pushing against some of those figures in a way because they seemed to really, like, oppose him for years.

01:53:45.300 But now it just seems that he's one of them at this point.

01:53:49.780 I think that that's a necessary component.

01:53:52.220 If you're going to make this antichrist figure or anybody who is, you know, embodied by the spirit of the antichrist likable, they have to kind of, like, stir things up and look like a potential salvation figure.

01:54:06.340 You know what I mean?

01:54:06.840 And I agree.

01:54:07.560 Why can't you say figure?

01:54:10.720 Figure.

01:54:11.200 Figure.

01:54:11.820 You said figure.

01:54:13.380 Don't get him started, dude.

01:54:14.780 I don't want to hear this women thing again. 1.00

01:54:16.820 Oh, my God.

01:54:18.060 And it's just unbearable, dude.

01:54:19.600 It's like, have you heard top say women? 1.00

01:54:21.920 No, I actually, no, I've never heard top say women.

01:54:25.180 I've only heard top say women. 1.00

01:54:27.240 Well, yeah, I mean, if the form of the antichrist is black, then I call it a figure. 0.90

01:54:35.900 I think you're only allowed to say figure.

01:54:37.800 Can you help him?

01:54:39.380 Can you?

01:54:40.000 Matt, Matt, is there anything?

01:54:42.640 Matt, you're stressing Matt out.

01:54:44.200 Look, Toad has found a new favorite thing to do, and it is to do this to Matt.

01:54:48.880 Oh, my God.

01:54:49.720 No, I'm good.

01:54:50.040 I'm good.

01:54:50.460 I'm not doing anything.

01:54:51.780 This is just.

01:54:52.420 Everything's good.

01:54:53.080 I'm Toad.

01:54:53.460 He told you he didn't want to do this here.

01:54:54.620 He was like, you should do this episode at the shop.

01:54:56.260 I was like, I don't think you should.

01:54:56.760 We tried to explain it to you.

01:54:57.760 I mean, are you comfortable with him using, like, an ER when he says figure, or should he stick to just maybe an A?

01:55:02.640 No, I just like the guy Toad.

01:55:03.980 That's all I know.

01:55:04.660 He seems like a really nice guy.

01:55:05.760 He is a nice guy.

01:55:06.920 Toad is a really nice guy.

01:55:08.400 Wait, wait, we have more messages from mom.

01:55:12.060 Messages from mom.

01:55:13.080 This is not a joke.

01:55:14.160 It's picked at random.

01:55:15.240 It's just more.

01:55:15.720 Okay, this is the one she showed me.

01:55:17.160 What's wrong with her algorithm? 0.60

01:55:19.500 This is a baptism, right?

01:55:21.980 Blaptism. 0.93

01:55:22.440 It's a blaptism. 0.99

01:55:23.120 A blaptism, yeah. 0.99

01:55:24.480 It says wash them sins right on out.

01:55:27.400 That's what the captions.

01:55:28.340 All right.

01:55:28.840 Get ready, guys, because I saw this one earlier.

01:55:30.920 I'm going to keep my mouth shut.

01:55:32.000 Okay, here we go.

01:55:32.600 For the Father, the Son, and the Holy Ghost.

01:55:36.320 Oh, no.

01:55:37.380 Jesus.

01:55:38.500 Get out.

01:55:39.060 No, no, no.

01:55:40.660 No.

01:55:41.700 Oh.

01:55:42.520 No, guys.

01:55:44.000 Dude.

01:55:44.340 Are we having a big boomer moment here?

01:55:46.260 Is this guy in my house?

01:55:47.400 That's AI. 0.92

01:55:48.540 That's AI, you animal.

01:55:49.680 This has to be AI.

01:55:50.460 This has to be AI.

01:55:52.540 That guy was in my house, by the way.

01:55:54.400 No, no, Jesus.

01:55:55.160 Get out.

01:55:55.380 Well, you can tell because it hasn't figured out the audio, but yeah, guys, come on.

01:55:58.740 I have the same blue laws.

01:55:59.660 Nobody can tell what's AI and what's not.

01:56:01.620 No, I can't because I have what's called discernment, but yeah, that's definitely.

01:56:05.020 The way the noise of the bubbles was a little sketch.

01:56:07.680 Yeah, it was a little too loud.

01:56:08.860 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

01:56:09.660 It's AI.

01:56:11.720 Go ahead, Toad.

01:56:12.480 Well, I was going to say, by the way, I did have a baptism, but something didn't work about it,

01:56:18.380 and I only got the tism part.

01:56:21.180 He is good.

01:56:22.160 He's a crusher.

01:56:23.160 He is good.

01:56:24.400 Is that blasphemy?

01:56:25.140 Wait, did you go to Catholic church as a kid?

01:56:28.040 No, Protestant congregation.

01:56:29.720 Oh.

01:56:30.360 I was baptized, though, but I think my sister was not.

01:56:33.360 He looks like he got touched, right?

01:56:34.780 A little bit.

01:56:35.280 He's got a touch of the tism. 0.91

01:56:36.400 No, I mean a touch of the priest.

01:56:38.580 Sensually.

01:56:40.600 No, it wasn't Catholic, so they didn't do that.

01:56:43.280 Oh, that's true.

01:56:44.000 Or I've repressed the memory.

01:56:45.260 I'm not sure.

01:56:45.860 When are you coming down here, Toad?

01:56:49.620 I don't know.

01:56:50.440 Is it November?

01:56:53.000 Yeah.

01:56:53.320 Come down in November, bro.

01:56:54.640 Come down the first week of November.

01:56:56.640 We got to figure it out.

01:56:57.480 I have to get over my fear, and you'll be fine.

01:57:01.960 There's so many places to go and people to hang out with and big warm embraces to be had.

01:57:06.680 It's going to be great, dude.

01:57:08.340 Yeah, you could use Dave's car to get around.

01:57:10.140 No, you can't.

01:57:10.880 It's a car update, guys, once again.

01:57:13.180 But I have a feeling when I go out in the park, I started this time, it's going to work.

01:57:16.140 But it's okay, because Blue Letter Bible.

01:57:18.820 Shout out Blue Letter Bible.

01:57:19.900 They're rolling in the dough, and I'm happy for them.

01:57:23.620 I am happy for them.

01:57:25.680 And I don't need a car.

01:57:26.560 Apparently, I could use the cardio.

01:57:29.280 Cardio?

01:57:29.940 Is there something there, Toad?

01:57:31.380 Cardio?

01:57:31.840 No, I'm just saying it.

01:57:32.760 Matt says I'm fat.

01:57:34.920 Cardio?

01:57:36.560 Yeah.

01:57:37.380 No, I mean, there's something to cardio.

01:57:39.480 Yeah.

01:57:40.300 Do it.

01:57:41.540 What are you afraid of?

01:57:42.760 What are you afraid of?

01:57:43.500 Yeah, what's the big fear? 0.50

01:57:44.640 Do you think we're going to kill you or something?

01:57:45.700 I don't get it. 0.61

01:57:46.460 The Bible says fear not a lot.

01:57:48.600 Yeah, 365 times probably.

01:57:50.520 Apparently, that's a misnomer.

01:57:51.280 I don't know.

01:57:52.600 It's, yeah, fear of the unknown.

01:57:54.920 Starting to develop a fear of flying, not being safe now.

01:58:00.840 Oh, that's actually legitimate, yeah.

01:58:02.520 But Sam Tripoli says it.

01:58:03.820 They don't want you to fly.

01:58:05.220 No, dude, drive from Massachusetts?

01:58:07.360 That would be a blast, dude.

01:58:08.840 Look at the state of him.

01:58:09.640 A blast?

01:58:10.420 He's alone.

01:58:10.840 Me and Jazz drove home from Pennsylvania last year.

01:58:12.980 It was a blast, bro.

01:58:13.780 Okay, but if you did it solo dolo,

01:58:15.280 would it be a blast?

01:58:16.100 It'd be kind of cool, yeah.

01:58:17.060 You'd just put on some podcasts,

01:58:18.540 look out the window, daydream.

01:58:20.040 I'd be worried I'd never come back.

01:58:21.600 You know, like once I get down, you know,

01:58:23.160 I don't know.

01:58:24.100 That's probably what would happen.

01:58:25.980 Yeah, once, you know,

01:58:27.000 I'd like stop off the highway somewhere

01:58:28.680 and wind up, you know,

01:58:29.440 in a place where there are, you know, 0.99

01:58:30.660 black people and never be seen again. 1.00

01:58:32.480 No, wait, no, that's not what I meant. 0.99

01:58:35.860 That's all I was saying.

01:58:36.860 I was just saying you'd like get to Florida

01:58:38.460 and you'd love it and you want to go home.

01:58:41.780 What's the thing where you spontaneously fall asleep?

01:58:44.840 Narcolepsy.

01:58:45.420 Narcolepsy, dude.

01:58:46.720 He can't drive.

01:58:47.940 I don't have narcolepsy.

01:58:49.440 I just don't really sleep.

01:58:51.260 Like before last night,

01:58:52.320 I hadn't slept since Friday night.

01:58:54.420 It'd be cooler if you did have narcolepsy.

01:58:56.220 Like Matt is looking directly into his soul,

01:58:59.060 trying to really figure it out.

01:59:00.340 No, no, I just feel like maybe if he like met a chick

01:59:03.000 and took a chance and said,

01:59:04.020 hey, want to drive to Florida with me?

01:59:04.680 Well, that's why I'm coming down.

01:59:05.940 I'm going to meet your girl there.

01:59:08.380 No, you can't meet, what's her name again?

01:59:12.480 Mason?

01:59:13.000 Big Bird.

01:59:14.060 Don't call her Big Bird.

01:59:15.280 That's not nice.

01:59:16.080 She's very tall, dude.

01:59:17.500 Oh.

01:59:18.160 Like way taller than me.

01:59:21.000 Sesame Street shirt this morning.

01:59:22.520 No, she, oh, oh, oh, oh. 0.94

01:59:24.400 That's messed up.

01:59:25.080 They call her Big Bird

01:59:25.920 and they don't think that

01:59:26.600 that would hurt somebody's feelings

01:59:27.740 if you called him Big Bird.

01:59:29.580 No, she's the best, dude.

01:59:31.220 She doesn't get offended.

01:59:33.320 Wait, her name's Mason, right?

01:59:35.920 Yeah, okay, thank you

01:59:36.980 because I was about to say Madison.

01:59:37.960 Well, that kind of, that kind of, what?

01:59:41.820 Yeah, I was going to, I was going to,

01:59:43.320 I was going to say, yeah,

01:59:44.200 like release her and let her come to me

01:59:45.960 and then she'll become a free Mason. 0.99

01:59:48.340 Oh my God.

01:59:49.500 Okay, that's actually kind of,

01:59:50.820 he's kind of witty.

01:59:51.900 He's kind of witty with the part.

01:59:53.020 Yeah, he's very good.

01:59:54.360 He's very good.

01:59:56.220 Should we watch another message from Mother?

01:59:58.360 We have like one or two more

01:59:59.780 and then we'll wrap it up.

02:00:01.000 But here we go.

02:00:01.500 Message from Mom.

02:00:02.780 Ding, here we go.

02:00:03.620 I don't know what this guy's doing here.

02:00:05.560 He's going to make us more scared.

02:00:08.240 He's bald, so I trust him

02:00:10.040 because he's bald.

02:00:11.380 Is there something to that?

02:00:12.500 Like if a person's bald,

02:00:13.600 you, maybe it's wisdom.

02:00:16.160 Well, the dude,

02:00:17.580 Bald Guy Money is like a legit.

02:00:19.400 Who?

02:00:19.940 Bald Guy Money?

02:00:20.780 Bald Guy Money, bro.

02:00:21.760 If you're watching any of his stuff

02:00:24.720 on gold and silver or precious metals.

02:00:26.520 Oh, that should be my betting name. 1.00

02:00:27.920 Damn it. 0.99

02:00:28.220 He already took it. 1.00

02:00:29.020 I could be Bald Guy Money.

02:00:30.160 What's up?

02:00:30.580 I saw that you and Clint

02:00:31.480 were doing my show recommendation name,

02:00:33.460 which I, you know,

02:00:34.740 but whatever happened,

02:00:35.540 it's called Bald.

02:00:36.200 It's called Bald.

02:00:37.180 That's true.

02:00:37.760 Yeah, and that's a great name

02:00:39.440 that I came up with

02:00:40.300 and I completely condone you guys using it,

02:00:43.000 but what happened to the show?

02:00:46.500 We were going to do one for,

02:00:47.960 we only do it sporadically.

02:00:49.400 We were going to do one

02:00:50.100 for the baseball playoffs

02:00:51.880 to pick the baseball playoffs

02:00:53.660 and he could not do it

02:00:55.280 because he was in the hospital.

02:00:58.760 Well, his father was dying.

02:01:01.280 His father just died.

02:01:02.320 Yeah, so.

02:01:03.440 Oh my God, he did?

02:01:04.740 I told you.

02:01:05.440 I told you.

02:01:06.000 Yeah, geez.

02:01:06.500 He doesn't listen.

02:01:07.320 No, I did.

02:01:08.120 I just was,

02:01:08.860 I saw something that said

02:01:09.880 that his father had,

02:01:12.000 dude, that went fast.

02:01:13.080 That's horrifying.

02:01:14.160 It was very quick.

02:01:15.660 Yeah, it was terrible.

02:01:16.760 Very fast. 0.99

02:01:17.480 That sucks. 0.97

02:01:18.140 I'm sorry to hear that. 0.74

02:01:19.200 Knowing that you're a Bible reader now,

02:01:22.060 do you have like a favorite book

02:01:23.280 or a favorite passage

02:01:24.240 or just something

02:01:25.100 that's like on your heart?

02:01:28.280 I mean,

02:01:29.340 it would have to be something

02:01:30.060 in the New Testament, obviously,

02:01:31.700 but.

02:01:34.580 Yeah, we like the Old Testament.

02:01:36.060 We just did Daniel.

02:01:36.860 Why is that obvious?

02:01:39.200 I don't know.

02:01:39.460 The Old Testament is all Jew-y. 1.00

02:01:41.460 I think it might be fake.

02:01:43.540 The New Testament is all Jews, too, bro. 0.55

02:01:46.520 The whole thing is Jews. 1.00

02:01:48.180 Can't do it, man. 0.99

02:01:49.460 What?

02:01:50.120 I don't know.

02:01:52.420 The whole entire book is Israel.

02:01:55.080 It's all Jewish people.

02:01:56.120 Everybody in the book.

02:01:56.720 Yeah, but, I mean,

02:01:58.280 it's not really.

02:01:59.560 Technically,

02:02:00.200 people think the Old Testament

02:02:01.320 is Yaldabaoth or whatever.

02:02:02.480 But also,

02:02:02.980 technically,

02:02:03.840 the word Jewish

02:02:04.480 wasn't made until like 500 years ago.

02:02:06.380 So that's like,

02:02:07.180 that's why I get real weird.

02:02:08.640 Israel, yeah.

02:02:09.360 Hebrew,

02:02:09.960 Hebrew,

02:02:10.560 whatever you want to call it.

02:02:11.340 Maybe Matthew, actually.

02:02:12.600 And I'm not.

02:02:12.900 Oh, what do you like in Matthew? 0.97

02:02:14.180 I'm not just sucking up to Matt.

02:02:17.900 No, Matthew's a great book, bro.

02:02:19.460 Oh, you kind of did have Matthew vibes,

02:02:21.040 the tax collector.

02:02:24.920 That's why I love it, obviously.

02:02:26.760 Maybe I should have been named Matthew.

02:02:28.200 I don't know.

02:02:29.140 I mean,

02:02:30.540 my actual name is also a biblical name.

02:02:33.920 So I don't know.

02:02:34.640 Toad?

02:02:35.100 I don't know.

02:02:35.580 I'm not familiar with that.

02:02:36.500 Yeah, you don't know the book of Toad?

02:02:38.200 The book of Revelation,

02:02:38.940 the three spirits like Toads that come out.

02:02:41.560 No, his name is Josh. 1.00

02:02:43.040 He's already been doxed as fuck. 0.99

02:02:44.320 Are you just doxing him? 1.00

02:02:44.560 I'm telling you,

02:02:45.100 he's Jewish, dude.

02:02:46.180 Like, you can tell.

02:02:47.680 My middle name is way worse. 0.94

02:02:50.020 Circumcised.

02:02:51.560 I'm circumcised.

02:02:52.880 I have a Hebrew name.

02:02:53.660 My middle name is way worse.

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02:03:26.120 What is it?

02:03:27.020 What's that mean?

02:03:29.280 It's even more, like, Israeli-sounding.

02:03:32.580 Hebrew-sounding.

02:03:33.120 What is it?

02:03:34.900 David.

02:03:35.340 I don't think he'll tell us.

02:03:36.640 David.

02:03:37.260 How are you going to pretend you're not Jewish? 1.00

02:03:39.680 This is crazy. 0.80

02:03:40.180 I'm not.

02:03:40.920 The top pretends he's not Jewish. 0.73

02:03:42.520 Super Jewish. 0.98

02:03:43.240 I'm not.

02:03:43.500 It's crazy.

02:03:44.780 Okay, so what in Matthew do you like?

02:03:46.720 Like, what would you say is, like,

02:03:48.400 a passage in there that you're like,

02:03:50.640 yeah, man, that's hard-hitting?

02:03:57.060 I don't know, man.

02:03:58.040 I would have to.

02:03:58.740 You just caught him in a lie.

02:03:59.640 No, I don't want to put you on the spot.

02:04:01.180 I just was curious.

02:04:02.260 He lies.

02:04:02.960 Well, no, he said he was reading the Bible,

02:04:04.560 so I just didn't know if there was, like,

02:04:06.100 if there was something that, like...

02:04:08.060 I lie, but I'm right.

02:04:09.520 You know what I mean?

02:04:10.900 Yeah.

02:04:11.500 I get what you're saying.

02:04:13.080 Oh, my God.

02:04:13.780 All right, let's finish this messages from Mom.

02:04:15.740 Oh, jeez.

02:04:16.360 Instead of catching him in a lie.

02:04:18.540 I like when we don't catch his lies.

02:04:19.920 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

02:04:20.440 Okay, here we go.

02:04:21.200 Now you're not supposed to.

02:04:23.320 I would never unalive myself.

02:04:25.320 I'll just say that before I post this video. 1.00

02:04:27.660 This is the real shit, 0.98

02:04:29.160 and this is why they don't want you talking about Epstein. 1.00

02:04:32.080 They don't like that.

02:04:32.960 That's why I'm shadowbans. 0.97

02:04:34.060 That's why my last account got fucking... 0.96

02:04:36.060 The music is how you know it's true. 0.98

02:04:36.660 Shut down on TikTok with 106,000 followers. 0.97

02:04:39.440 That's why I got feds fucking trying to coerce me 1.00

02:04:43.360 into saying some dumb shit. 1.00

02:04:44.640 Fuck y'all. 1.00

02:04:45.160 Undercover Operation has exposed multiple SEX offenders on children. 1.00

02:04:53.980 Okay?

02:04:54.600 Las Vegas.

02:04:55.720 This happened today.

02:04:57.540 I want you to take notice of that second name there.

02:05:00.180 Tommy Boy, okay?

02:05:01.280 You want to know who that guy is?

02:05:02.580 Good move.

02:05:02.920 The executive director at the Israeli National Cyber Director.

02:05:07.100 Oh, this guy. 0.99

02:05:08.040 The pedophile. 1.00

02:05:08.420 Oh, you're the guy. 1.00

02:05:09.420 So I got a pedo. 0.57

02:05:10.480 He didn't pick the content. 1.00

02:05:12.040 I love this fucking world we're living in. 1.00

02:05:14.800 Who's watching this? 1.00

02:05:15.660 My mom.

02:05:16.420 I don't understand.

02:05:17.060 Yeah, yeah.

02:05:17.540 Is she miserable?

02:05:19.020 She seems like pleasant.

02:05:20.060 Well, look.

02:05:20.440 If I was watching this all the time, I would be miserable.

02:05:23.260 We already know this, right?

02:05:24.900 This Tom guy.

02:05:25.660 Is this like doom scrolling?

02:05:26.660 When people are called doom scrolling, they're just watching just stuff like this over...

02:05:30.340 It's just destroying their spirit and their soul, man.

02:05:32.640 Maybe. 1.00

02:05:32.940 You can't just watch this crap. 1.00

02:05:34.200 This Tom guy is some member of the intelligence community, the intelligence agencies. 1.00

02:05:41.120 He got caught doing something along the lines of pedophilic activity, and they didn't even

02:05:48.740 put him in prison or anything.

02:05:50.020 They just sent him to Israel.

02:05:51.720 He's that guy.

02:05:52.420 You know what I'm talking about.

02:05:53.240 He's that guy.

02:05:54.480 That's the same guy?

02:05:55.840 Yeah, that's that guy.

02:05:56.700 That's old news.

02:05:57.040 That was a wild one.

02:05:57.540 That Tom guy.

02:05:58.320 So again, yeah, it was just my mom sending us more old news.

02:06:01.060 That actually did happen.

02:06:02.680 Yeah, I know.

02:06:03.120 But why would you spend your time watching it?

02:06:04.780 I feel like you get, whenever it's like, if it's, you know, I'm not saying anything, 0.99

02:06:08.240 but whenever it's like an Israel thing, you get like a shit about it. 0.97

02:06:11.320 You're like, why are we watching this? 0.99

02:06:12.600 Why are we talking about our brains out?

02:06:14.000 I'm like, how could you spend your time watching this? 0.96

02:06:17.320 It would just rot your brain out. 0.79

02:06:18.760 I don't think it, well, it can rot your brain out unless you turn like a... 1.00

02:06:24.540 Like, your view of life is like whatever you're focused on.

02:06:28.620 Like, whatever you're...

02:06:29.220 That's not true, though, because...

02:06:30.380 As a man thinketh in his heart, so is he.

02:06:32.560 Like, the scripture's clear on that, bro.

02:06:33.860 So if you're like spending your time thinking on these things, that's who you are now.

02:06:37.520 But you know how I look at all this stuff, right?

02:06:39.860 And you know how I look at life, where I'm like, no, it's all good, dude.

02:06:42.680 Well, you're different.

02:06:43.500 You were raised by wolves and don't have feelings.

02:06:45.280 You don't have emotions.

02:06:46.520 Like, most people are like normal.

02:06:49.180 Yeah.

02:06:49.740 So it's just, it's different.

02:06:51.060 I think I'm not unique.

02:06:52.820 You don't have a care of the world.

02:06:53.520 I think I'm not unique.

02:06:54.840 You're in the room, but not in the room.

02:06:56.020 Everybody can get there.

02:06:57.440 Where it's like, yeah.

02:06:58.100 Raised by wolves.

02:06:59.120 We're strangers in a foreign land, right?

02:07:01.100 We're passing through.

02:07:01.940 This world has fallen.

02:07:02.940 It is what it is.

02:07:03.780 Like, it's okay because we have Jesus Christ.

02:07:06.740 But be careful with it.

02:07:07.840 That's all I'm saying is you're dabbling in a thing every day that you're saying, oh, this

02:07:11.540 isn't going to affect me.

02:07:12.420 This isn't going to harm me.

02:07:13.340 And maybe there's been some grace and mercy on your life for a season that it won't.

02:07:17.200 But if now in this season, you're like not reading the Bible every day and still like,

02:07:21.420 like, divulging and all this stuff that's like that, it's going to eat your soul up.

02:07:26.700 Well, I don't do that anymore because it's just like, it's a, it is exhausting.

02:07:31.220 Are you talking to my mom right now?

02:07:32.800 Yeah.

02:07:33.080 Well, that's definitely.

02:07:33.620 I don't, I didn't understand this is what she's doing in her Bible every day.

02:07:36.800 It's like, your mom's reading the Bible every day, right?

02:07:39.280 No, she's not.

02:07:39.860 You don't think so?

02:07:40.980 Well, I mean, listen.

02:07:42.120 No.

02:07:42.160 Because she's got a Bible like you where it's all marked up and everything's circled and 1.00

02:07:45.760 highlighted.

02:07:46.420 But maybe she's got it like.

02:07:47.520 I don't have one that's all circled and highlighted.

02:07:49.600 Social media, bro.

02:07:50.800 And I'm over here crushing.

02:07:51.900 But if it's good for the show.

02:07:52.900 No, no, listen, I'll stop doing this.

02:07:55.660 If she saw, if she stopped sending me messages, I'll stop looking at him.

02:07:59.100 But the thing is, is every time I see, she goes, did you watch everything she sent?

02:08:02.500 So your heart is rotting too, bro.

02:08:04.200 No, I only watch it on here.

02:08:05.700 Whatever we see on here is what I watch.

02:08:07.360 And then you can joke out of it and take light.

02:08:09.320 Yeah.

02:08:09.480 Cause I cannot, I cannot watch it.

02:08:11.620 And cause it's heavy, right?

02:08:12.880 What do you think, Toad?

02:08:14.000 Is it, is there, are you worried about looking into the abyss?

02:08:19.300 Uh, I'm worried about it, but I do it.

02:08:21.940 Yeah, that's right.

02:08:23.520 Cause he's a man.

02:08:24.560 I'm not getting into that.

02:08:25.840 Yeah.

02:08:26.280 I have a limited amount of time on the earth.

02:08:28.200 I'm not spending my time doing that. 0.99

02:08:29.460 Well, you'd think it would give me anxiety and, you know, like I skipped the pussy, which, 1.00

02:08:32.920 you know, is a form of abyss as well. 0.99

02:08:34.620 But you know, I mean.

02:08:36.320 He skips that.

02:08:37.040 It doesn't suck him in.

02:08:37.880 And you know, you know, how many, how many great men have fallen because of women? 0.99

02:08:42.540 Yeah.

02:08:43.300 Yeah.

02:08:43.640 He refuses.

02:08:44.480 Not Toad.

02:08:45.700 Right.

02:08:46.180 But I'm willing to stare like into the abyss, you know, in other ways.

02:08:49.300 Like, like I did, you know, during the, during the vaccine mandates and stuff, I had to,

02:08:53.940 cause the abyss was, I was already in it.

02:08:56.120 You know what I mean?

02:08:57.220 That's true.

02:08:57.860 Matt, can you help him?

02:08:58.700 Cause you're looking, he's looking right at him.

02:09:00.460 He's like, I don't know.

02:09:01.060 That's what Toad means is like during the mandates, you had to look into it.

02:09:04.460 Like, um, what is like Peter McCullough or, or Robert Malone saying about it?

02:09:09.180 You had to know what was going on.

02:09:11.100 You couldn't just take that.

02:09:12.100 That's different than just like full on.

02:09:14.580 This is 60 second fear porn that, that I'm getting.

02:09:17.460 Yeah.

02:09:17.700 Yeah.

02:09:17.880 All of them.

02:09:18.700 That's why.

02:09:19.100 Well, yeah.

02:09:19.260 The music helps too.

02:09:20.240 She goes, did you watch the video I sent you?

02:09:22.000 And I go, no, I watched none of it.

02:09:24.000 Well, how are you going to be scared then?

02:09:25.480 Well, she's like, well, you got to watch it.

02:09:27.020 So you, so you, and like, I don't want to know.

02:09:29.920 And then she's like, well, you got to have this walkie talkie just in case the darkness,

02:09:33.700 the three days of darkness.

02:09:34.520 And someone's going to knock on the window and it's not going to be me, but it's going

02:09:37.480 to sound like me.

02:09:38.300 It's going to be a mimic.

02:09:39.100 It's going to be a mimic.

02:09:39.200 It's mimicking your loved ones.

02:09:40.980 I don't care.

02:09:42.180 What happens when you open the door though?

02:09:43.580 Like if it is pretending.

02:09:44.520 I hope it kills me to be honest.

02:09:45.980 How would it do it though? 0.98

02:09:47.180 I don't know, but I'm not going to kill you. 0.62

02:09:49.820 Would it like eat your flesh? 0.95

02:09:50.940 Would it eat you?

02:09:51.200 No, you're with the Lord, dude.

02:09:52.340 Do we need to read the whole Romans 8, 38, the whole section?

02:09:56.540 We'll read the whole section.

02:09:57.860 You guys do something else.

02:09:58.540 Dude, let's read the whole section.

02:09:59.240 Don't use Blue Letter Bible though.

02:10:00.860 Yeah, not Blue Letter Bible.

02:10:01.880 Use eSword if you can.

02:10:03.320 It's from 1998 and it works horrendously.

02:10:06.740 While Matt pulls that up, we're going to check out this other message from mine.

02:10:09.480 Oh, let's do another message.

02:10:10.840 Messages from mine.

02:10:12.120 All right.

02:10:12.380 I don't know what this one's about.

02:10:14.000 You need a theme song for it if you don't have one.

02:10:16.720 We have one, Toad.

02:10:17.700 Have you not been here?

02:10:18.400 Okay, you guys ready?

02:10:19.260 Play it again.

02:10:19.720 Hold on.

02:10:20.060 He talked right through it.

02:10:20.920 Wait up, Matt.

02:10:21.500 How dare you, Toad?

02:10:23.140 Messages from mine.

02:10:25.540 I already slipped my mind.

02:10:32.100 All right, well, wait up.

02:10:32.940 Go ahead, go ahead, Matt.

02:10:33.560 You haven't pulled up?

02:10:34.580 All right, fine.

02:10:35.160 Let's get into this.

02:10:38.200 You guys ready?

02:10:38.780 Yeah, read it.

02:10:39.360 Do it with conviction.

02:10:40.340 Hold on a second.

02:10:41.340 Romans 8, 35.

02:10:42.500 You got to stop now.

02:10:43.040 $2 super chat there.

02:10:44.520 Matt Brew is asking, where are your headphones?

02:10:46.460 Yeah, where are your headphones?

02:10:47.300 No, bro, I got them here, but I came in late, and I was only going to come on for like five

02:10:50.880 minutes and then go to the gym.

02:10:52.280 But then the boys sucked me in.

02:10:52.940 But now he's worried about the state of Toad's soul.

02:10:55.160 Now, I'm glad that you're here talking with Toad, though.

02:10:57.140 Matt Brew, you're my guy, though, bro.

02:10:58.520 That means a lot to me that you did that.

02:10:59.940 Matt Brew is our guy, too.

02:11:00.880 Thank you.

02:11:01.140 Okay, I didn't say he wasn't.

02:11:02.220 And I just said he's my guy.

02:11:03.060 Yeah, I know, but then he goes, Chuck, you're my guy.

02:11:05.440 Yeah, and Chuck is literally our guy.

02:11:08.220 You're just going around taking our hobbies.

02:11:10.100 You guys won't deal with people on a personal level.

02:11:12.000 I will talk to people on the phone.

02:11:13.540 You guys are like, no, no, we're big famous podcast personalities.

02:11:15.360 Chuck doesn't want to talk to you on the phone.

02:11:17.380 We talk on the phone all the time, dude.

02:11:18.740 Yeah, because you keep calling him.

02:11:20.080 No.

02:11:21.300 No, man.

02:11:21.700 He goes, Chuck, you got to talk.

02:11:23.400 You got to talk, Chuck.

02:11:24.300 He does.

02:11:24.800 He's like, Chuck, give me your number.

02:11:26.240 No, I don't do that.

02:11:27.760 I don't do that.

02:11:28.580 My number?

02:11:28.880 It's the same way it is with the Raven.

02:11:30.400 Like, the Raven wants to talk an hour a day on the phone on average now.

02:11:34.420 He's, like, calling me to talk all the time.

02:11:36.200 He knows that.

02:11:36.700 He's like, tell me about your life.

02:11:37.920 That's interesting.

02:11:38.520 You talk for an hour on the phone?

02:11:40.540 Dude, he wants to talk on average an hour on the phone.

02:11:43.780 So sometimes it's over an hour, like 120, and then the next day it's 40,

02:11:46.960 but it averages out to, like, an hour.

02:11:49.100 But it's kind of, I don't know.

02:11:51.960 It's not that boring.

02:11:53.300 That's not dude behavior, bro.

02:11:55.440 No, you know why, Toad?

02:11:56.840 Well, he's telling me the whole backdrop, like, stuff about you

02:11:59.740 and Tower Gang and the whole way everything came together.

02:12:02.700 And it's just, it's wild.

02:12:03.780 What is the Romans what?

02:12:04.900 Romans 8.

02:12:05.980 If I called you, Toad, and I said, tell me about your life,

02:12:09.120 you would do that.

02:12:12.320 And that's the problem.

02:12:13.360 It's like, I'm not good at listening to other people.

02:12:16.680 I'm only good at talking about myself,

02:12:18.540 talking about the things that interest me,

02:12:20.100 talking about what I like.

02:12:21.500 Talking too much.

02:12:22.200 Talking too much.

02:12:23.480 No, if we talk for, like, 40 minutes and say two of those minutes,

02:12:26.680 I start to say something, he's like, don't interrupt.

02:12:28.540 That's right, yeah.

02:12:29.700 Or else I'm going to hang up.

02:12:30.780 Romans 8.35.

02:12:31.960 Who shall separate us from the love of Christ?

02:12:34.100 Shall tribulation or distress or persecution or famine

02:12:38.000 or nakedness or peril or sword?

02:12:41.100 As it is written, for thy sake we are killed all the day long.

02:12:43.640 We are counted as sheep for the slaughter.

02:12:45.680 No, in all these things we are more than conquerors

02:12:48.240 through him that loved us.

02:12:50.020 For I am persuaded that neither death, nor life, nor angels,

02:12:53.500 nor principalities, nor powers, that's spirit realm stuff,

02:12:57.140 nor things present, nor things to come, nor height, nor depth,

02:13:00.080 nor any other creature shall be able to separate us

02:13:02.360 from the love of God, which is in Christ Jesus our Lord.

02:13:04.800 That's why I'm not scared.

02:13:05.800 That's why I can look into the abyss and have a,

02:13:07.660 I go, hey, look at that.

02:13:08.700 So there's no, like, there's nothing that we're going to be afraid of.

02:13:12.800 There's nothing.

02:13:13.260 It's like, what are you going to do to me?

02:13:14.260 I'm with the creator of the universe.

02:13:15.600 Like, I don't understand.

02:13:16.880 So in the meantime, look at, look at the,

02:13:19.060 they're going to put us in FEMA camps. 0.93

02:13:20.300 Yeah.

02:13:20.500 In the meantime, look at this.

02:13:23.280 Here we go.

02:13:24.200 Okay.

02:13:25.400 So behind the glove box of your vehicle,

02:13:28.040 there should be a little clip.

02:13:29.260 You just got to push it in.

02:13:30.140 Right there is this one.

02:13:31.380 And the glove box will fall down.

02:13:33.420 And right here is your cabin air filter.

02:13:35.220 This will make your vehicle smell awful if it's not changed.

02:13:39.780 Like, look how bad that is.

02:13:41.180 You just got to pull this out and change your cabin air filter.

02:13:44.280 Hold on.

02:13:44.620 And it also will make your AC.

02:13:46.880 Your mom is sending you vehicle maintenance tips now.

02:13:50.500 I think she is, dude.

02:13:51.760 Like, I think among all the, you know, the fear porn,

02:13:54.700 she's like, by the way, change this.

02:13:56.620 Dude, I thought this was going to be something really deep.

02:13:58.500 Like, I thought he was going to be like,

02:13:59.340 look what's behind your glove box.

02:14:00.900 This insane, like, portal to another dimension.

02:14:03.660 No, dude.

02:14:04.160 It's like, change your air filter, bro.

02:14:05.700 I like how the chill things.

02:14:06.240 Well, I mean, because it's, you know, messages from mom,

02:14:08.220 you expect.

02:14:08.520 You can go anywhere, Joel.

02:14:09.720 You could go anywhere.

02:14:10.780 Honestly, I feel like this is fear, too.

02:14:12.360 It's like, look how dirty that is.

02:14:13.900 It is, yeah.

02:14:14.500 You're breathing this in.

02:14:15.420 Yeah, this is what it's meant for.

02:14:16.780 If you go to Walmart, the flicker rate on the fluorescent light bulbs

02:14:19.320 is putting you into a state of anxiety.

02:14:20.960 It's not what it's for.

02:14:21.240 Matt is saying, David, David.

02:14:23.600 What, the Walmart thing?

02:14:25.480 No, it's to understand messages from mom.

02:14:27.500 What was that message there meant for?

02:14:29.340 Is it meant for like, hey, here's a useful tip?

02:14:30.960 Oh, no, definitely not.

02:14:32.040 No, no.

02:14:32.660 What's it meant for?

02:14:33.320 You explain it.

02:14:33.760 It's meant for making you afraid.

02:14:34.980 Yeah, I'm terrified, dog.

02:14:36.180 I'm going to go check out my air filter right now.

02:14:38.440 Is she telling you that you're like breathing in something toxic?

02:14:41.580 Like, what's happening here?

02:14:42.120 I think that's what she's saying.

02:14:42.960 I think this is what this is. 0.53

02:14:44.400 I think it's toxic, dog.

02:14:45.760 Yeah.

02:14:46.360 I think it's toxic.

02:14:47.120 I think we're all going to die.

02:14:48.000 Maybe she's just saying your car doesn't smell good?

02:14:51.080 I don't know.

02:14:51.680 She's never been in my car.

02:14:52.480 I thought your car smelled fine.

02:14:53.500 Do you see what I'm dealing with, Matt?

02:14:55.080 A little bit now, but I don't know.

02:14:57.240 You might be looking a little bit too much into it.

02:14:58.120 I think it just makes, if anything, it makes us more resilient to this kind of stuff

02:15:01.860 where we go, meh, and then we mock it.

02:15:03.720 Mm-hmm.

02:15:04.340 And we go, what's there to be afraid of?

02:15:05.720 No, it makes for a great show.

02:15:07.340 I'm just saying.

02:15:08.080 But then it turns out real sometimes.

02:15:09.300 For whoever is the one, because somebody to get all these videos has to be going like

02:15:13.280 this.

02:15:13.560 Oh, well, that's not.

02:15:14.700 They have to go like this, and that just rots your soul.

02:15:17.740 No, I don't think that's true.

02:15:19.780 What?

02:15:20.180 If you have strong convictions in the Lord, and you believe that in the end, God wins,

02:15:24.780 and you have salvation through Jesus Christ, then what?

02:15:27.520 No, I'm just saying as a natural human, like you're a natural human as well, and you

02:15:30.880 weren't designed to go like this and look at a screen like this close.

02:15:34.060 You were designed to walk around barefoot.

02:15:35.380 I think he's projecting on us.

02:15:36.680 I think he couldn't handle it.

02:15:37.740 Like live out in the woods, do a little hunting, a little fishing, go gather your eggs from

02:15:41.280 your chicken coop.

02:15:41.980 Get a food forest, open up a coffee shop, make a Christian podcast.

02:15:44.920 Eat a papaya, even though it smells like rotting flesh.

02:15:47.360 Not wash your hands.

02:15:48.420 No, papayas are bangers. 0.99

02:15:49.040 Papayas are disgusting. 1.00

02:15:51.860 We have the last message from Mom. 1.00

02:15:53.480 I know, dude.

02:15:53.980 It's gross.

02:15:54.380 He just can wash his hands.

02:15:56.060 Like, he doesn't have to.

02:15:56.820 We got a message from somebody that was like, dude, I work on a farm, and I scrub my hands,

02:16:01.340 and they don't look like that.

02:16:01.880 He doesn't have the organic soil that I have, dude.

02:16:04.620 This one here is also fear-based, but it's also disrespectful to us and the work we've

02:16:09.480 done.

02:16:09.780 It says, someone asked ChatGPT for a picture that describes their relationship.

02:16:13.940 This is what it's centered.

02:16:14.820 It's a picture of a person and the devil.

02:16:16.760 So, next time you use it for writing a post letter or free therapy, remember what it actually

02:16:20.900 is.

02:16:21.740 AI is not our friend.

02:16:23.000 Wait, whose relationship?

02:16:24.400 Do you think AI is demons, Matt?

02:16:25.920 Whose relationship?

02:16:27.000 Answer the question.

02:16:27.720 I don't know.

02:16:27.900 You and ChatGPT.

02:16:29.760 That's the relationship.

02:16:30.700 You're specifically in ChatGPT.

02:16:31.440 Oh, so it just said it straight up?

02:16:33.080 Like, yeah, it's still on it?

02:16:35.200 Or, these are two separate pictures, and somebody posted this, and now my mom thinks it's real.

02:16:39.260 Likely.

02:16:39.580 Right.

02:16:39.840 It could be just, yeah, a meme.

02:16:42.160 So, now, this is two levels of disrespect that they're looking at here.

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02:17:15.880 We've been all over this.

02:17:18.440 Of course.

02:17:19.080 From, like, two years ago, at least.

02:17:20.640 Naturally.

02:17:21.160 Yeah, AI saying that there are possibly demons in it.

02:17:24.360 Wild to think, by the way, how much it's changed in two years.

02:17:27.220 Like, we started two years ago, and AI was not this.

02:17:30.660 No.

02:17:31.280 But we've been calling it out from the beginning.

02:17:32.940 My mom does not care. 0.98

02:17:34.720 She's like, look at this person, Kimberly Stefanski.

02:17:37.420 She's got it going on with 6,000 likes.

02:17:39.540 I guess she does.

02:17:40.520 There you go.

02:17:40.940 She sounds Jewish.

02:17:43.120 Wait, can I just tell the chick right there? 1.00

02:17:47.280 Stop reading the chat, man.

02:17:48.280 No, I have a super hot wife. 1.00

02:17:49.600 I just want to make sure everybody knows that.

02:17:51.140 What are you talking about?

02:17:52.000 No, she just said a thing like, will you marry me?

02:17:53.940 What a strange thing to say on the chat.

02:17:54.720 I know.

02:17:55.060 I'm just saying.

02:17:55.820 You just went past it.

02:17:56.920 It's right below that one.

02:17:57.780 I prefer frogs.

02:17:59.320 Yeah.

02:18:00.080 Oh.

02:18:00.560 Well, I mean, you know, they say crazy things.

02:18:02.400 Matt sounds perfect.

02:18:03.120 Hey, Matt, will you marry me?

02:18:04.640 Yeah, I mean, that's sweet of her to say that.

02:18:06.680 I'm just saying I have a super hot wife, dude. 1.00

02:18:08.420 That's like the best mom you've ever met.

02:18:10.460 She's kind of a fairytale princess.

02:18:12.080 It's almost like wild.

02:18:12.620 She's super cool.

02:18:13.100 When I come over, she lets me drink as many Tapo Chicos as I want.

02:18:15.960 And even though they're really expensive, she lets me have as many Tapo Chicos as I want.

02:18:19.020 And then I say mean things about it.

02:18:20.440 She goes, oh, no, he's fine.

02:18:21.940 It's fine.

02:18:22.400 She let me have four Tapo Chicos, which I believe totals to $15.

02:18:26.120 I try my best to respect their house, and David tries his best to disrespect.

02:18:30.160 And I feel like Jess likes him because she's like, something's wrong with him.

02:18:32.860 No, because he's comfy.

02:18:34.740 And we're friends.

02:18:35.500 That's what friends do.

02:18:36.480 You're like, oh, no, I have to, like, be so –

02:18:39.400 Furfrogs is not a chick.

02:18:41.060 It's a chick. 0.68

02:18:45.540 So does that change your mind, Matt?

02:18:47.840 Oh, my God.

02:18:48.860 That's so funny.

02:18:52.420 So do we have any more messages for Mom?

02:18:55.240 Honestly, I can't – I don't even want to go anymore.

02:18:58.420 I'm exhausted, and I'd like to end this.

02:19:00.500 Yeah, I'm exhausted.

02:19:01.700 Let's see.

02:19:02.280 There's one about Charlie Kirk.

02:19:03.780 That's probably offensive, and Matt's going to get all tight about it.

02:19:06.900 Yeah, I don't know.

02:19:07.560 It's just a lot of life hacks now.

02:19:10.260 AI is demonic, by the way.

02:19:11.680 I will just say that.

02:19:12.740 We know that.

02:19:13.480 You want to get into that a little bit, Toad?

02:19:15.460 We should.

02:19:16.680 You want to go another hour?

02:19:18.040 Like, artificial intelligence?

02:19:21.460 Like, what's the odds that that doesn't come from the demonic realm?

02:19:25.960 Zero.

02:19:27.140 It definitely does.

02:19:28.900 Toad said something the other day where I was like, what a banger.

02:19:33.560 It was something about following, like, a certain political figure, and he's like, no.

02:19:38.020 Figure?

02:19:38.600 We don't follow – man, we follow Jesus Christ.

02:19:43.420 Something to that extent.

02:19:44.540 Toad said that?

02:19:45.360 Yeah, and I was like, Toad with the banger, dude.

02:19:48.000 Toad crushes.

02:19:48.760 I said it – yeah, I said that about Nick Fuentes, actually.

02:19:54.000 I'm pretty sure.

02:19:55.980 He doesn't know who Nick Fuentes is.

02:19:58.040 You see, he's making the face.

02:19:59.920 Nick Fuentes blocked me, and his entire, like, horrible Gruper army, like, hates me.

02:20:05.180 He doesn't know those words.

02:20:07.440 Just because I question him. 0.99

02:20:08.420 I don't give a shit. 0.99

02:20:10.080 I'm going to say it anyway. 0.99

02:20:11.280 No, please, tell Matt what happened.

02:20:14.140 He's not going to know what I'm talking about.

02:20:15.960 I know, and that's good for me and Top.

02:20:17.880 It's really funny.

02:20:18.480 Nick Fuentes is a right-wing figure who is basically like a Mexican twink, 0.99

02:20:23.800 but he has, like, a massive following.

02:20:27.120 He says a lot of things that I agree with.

02:20:29.820 He was –

02:20:30.080 Can we see a picture of him or something so I can say, like, oh, if I've seen that guy before?

02:20:33.840 He sort of –

02:20:34.780 He started taking this weird line recently that was, like, in defense of Israel

02:20:39.400 and, you know, the Jews.

02:20:41.640 But his thing the whole time was anti-that.

02:20:45.160 Like, he's been, like, the anti-Israel, anti-Jew guy.

02:20:47.700 So I'm like, what is he doing?

02:20:48.420 Oh, sorry to know where you guys are going with it.

02:20:50.080 He's getting paid.

02:20:51.500 Yeah, dude.

02:20:52.160 Exactly.

02:20:52.780 I know you guys are going to say that.

02:20:53.600 That's basically what I said.

02:20:54.560 That's Kanye West.

02:20:55.280 That's not –

02:20:55.680 No, not that picture.

02:20:56.940 I mean, yeah, that's Kanye West.

02:20:58.340 Top left was him.

02:21:00.020 The top left was him.

02:21:01.500 That's not a Spanish guy. 0.99

02:21:02.800 Well, he is.

02:21:03.940 No, he is.

02:21:04.840 Which is fine.

02:21:05.580 I'm like –

02:21:05.880 Okay, which guy?

02:21:06.980 The guy at the bottom right.

02:21:08.260 There's, like, 10,000 different Spanish people.

02:21:09.460 Top left is him.

02:21:10.620 Yeah, that's him right there.

02:21:11.480 That's him.

02:21:12.180 That's a famous guy?

02:21:13.580 Yeah.

02:21:14.060 That does not look like a famous guy.

02:21:14.960 That's a famous Mexican twink. 1.00

02:21:16.720 There's no way.

02:21:17.980 Yeah.

02:21:18.280 So what?

02:21:19.320 What?

02:21:20.020 Look, you don't think that there's a problem.

02:21:21.480 Any government, all right?

02:21:24.120 Let's remove Israel because I know it's a sensitive subject for you.

02:21:26.780 Here we go.

02:21:27.220 So we'll say Jordan.

02:21:29.040 Oh.

02:21:29.360 Now, if Jordan were to have, you know, some strange disproportionate amount of influence 0.53

02:21:34.960 within our own government, would you be like, dude, what's up with Jordan and having,

02:21:39.980 like, a strange amount of influence within our own government and our own, like, legislation

02:21:43.320 that we're passing?

02:21:44.180 And why do all these politicians have, like, dual citizenship to, like, America and Jordan?

02:21:48.900 Doesn't that seem like a conflict of interest?

02:21:50.880 I don't know about conflict of interest, but incredibly strange situation.

02:21:55.100 Yeah, absolutely.

02:21:56.080 No matter, like you're saying, like, whatever nation it is.

02:21:58.140 All right.

02:21:58.320 Fair.

02:21:58.720 Like, why are we doing things to benefit all the other nations or any of the other nations

02:22:04.200 unless it's helping us?

02:22:05.720 That's what nations do, right?

02:22:06.940 That's what people do.

02:22:07.760 Like, they enter into relationships based on what's going to help them.

02:22:11.860 So, wait.

02:22:12.360 So you're saying there's, like, a ton of Jewish people that are...

02:22:16.220 Dual citizenship?

02:22:17.120 Yeah.

02:22:17.480 That's a huge thing within our own government.

02:22:20.140 A alarming amount of...

02:22:21.440 Is there a bunch of other nations that have dual citizenship, too?

02:22:24.000 Not even remotely...

02:22:26.180 What do you mean?

02:22:26.640 Like, so they have numbers of dual citizenship, and it's, like, Israel, 5 billion.

02:22:30.800 Honestly, if we could...

02:22:31.720 And it's, like, the next one's, like, Mexico, 5,000.

02:22:33.400 Oh, if we could bring up the statistics on this, this might...

02:22:35.760 See, I don't want to turn them into...

02:22:36.880 Wait, so then what is the...

02:22:38.000 No, okay.

02:22:38.720 So if that...

02:22:39.460 No, that's fine.

02:22:40.180 So if that's being said, then what is the accusation or what is the...

02:22:43.920 The implication of that.

02:22:44.980 Yeah, we are.

02:22:45.380 What's the implication?

02:22:45.620 Is that we are...

02:22:46.980 Well, so I can't get you all the details, but what it eventually leads to is this idea that we're

02:22:51.900 sort of, like, Israel's attack dog, that they might have even orchestrated Mossad, let's 0.83

02:22:55.520 say their intelligence agency, orchestrated 9-11 so that we would go into the Middle East

02:22:59.680 and carpet pile a bunch of Muslim countries so that they can then grab that land and make 1.00

02:23:04.180 it theirs.

02:23:04.640 And if you start to look at it through that lens, it becomes a little concerning.

02:23:08.600 No, no, no.

02:23:09.000 There's got to be way more stuff.

02:23:10.440 Didn't Donald Rumsfeld, like, the day before 9-11, we lost, like, a trillion dollars or

02:23:14.800 something like that?

02:23:15.200 Donald Rumsfeld, a Jew. 0.98

02:23:17.800 And then, like, there's probably a bunch of layers to 9-11, just like there's a bunch

02:23:22.720 of layers and reasons for coronavirus.

02:23:24.800 Yeah, and the paper trail for that lost money, by the way, I believe happened to be in the

02:23:29.360 section of the Pentagon that got hit by the plane.

02:23:31.500 That's what I'm saying.

02:23:32.420 There's a ton of stuff for 9-11.

02:23:34.000 It's just so easy to make conspiracies, like we did at Top the other day.

02:23:37.820 It's like he has this little machine he's making little things on.

02:23:40.640 And then as soon as he got the machine, he lost his license, and he couldn't leave his

02:23:45.320 house for, like, three days.

02:23:46.580 It was like, oh.

02:23:47.420 Well, you're the one that said the Jews suspended his license, and I said, that's going too far,

02:23:50.860 and I wish you would relax.

02:23:51.580 Wait, so what else is the knocks against Israel?

02:23:53.780 It's like, so there's a bunch.

02:23:54.700 So they're heavily influencing American government.

02:23:57.900 Is that the thought?

02:23:58.700 Well, okay.

02:23:59.320 Well, because Trump did go bomb Iran, right?

02:24:00.940 Okay, I'll read this really quick.

02:24:02.660 So Jewish representation in Congress, as of the 119th Congress 2025, there are 10 Jewish senators

02:24:09.040 and 25 Jewish House members, a total of 35 of.

02:24:12.880 Jewish descent, or they are citizens of another name?

02:24:16.500 No, well, that's of Jewish descent, but I'm getting to the. 0.98

02:24:19.080 What does that mean?

02:24:19.480 The dual citizenship is going to be way higher than that, but the number that is the most 0.62

02:24:23.640 alarming is the number of members of Congress that take money from AIPAC.

02:24:28.780 Oh, right.

02:24:30.480 Yeah, well, that's kind of great.

02:24:31.160 That's like above 90%.

02:24:33.040 Above 90%.

02:24:35.560 What happens?

02:24:37.320 Can you pull up like a.

02:24:41.200 Wait, I heard AIPAC.

02:24:42.300 I wasn't really paying attention.

02:24:43.180 I'm sorry.

02:24:43.700 So the amount of members of Congress that are taking money from AIPAC.

02:24:47.660 And that's Israel?

02:24:48.660 AIPAC is Israel?

02:24:49.500 Well, it's.

02:24:50.280 Yeah.

02:24:51.160 It's the Israel foreign lobby.

02:24:53.100 Yeah, American is real.

02:24:54.140 And they don't have to register as a foreign lobby either.

02:24:58.040 Okay.

02:24:59.060 Well, then that's weird.

02:25:00.520 Well, I mean, there's a lot of weird stuff.

02:25:02.740 It's a valid statement.

02:25:03.100 But I mean, what about the pharmaceutical companies that pay all the politicians owned

02:25:07.240 by Jews?

02:25:07.820 All the other stuff.

02:25:08.820 Yeah.

02:25:09.560 Look, look who the head of Pfizer is.

02:25:14.420 It gets weird.

02:25:15.540 It gets weird, man.

02:25:16.440 I don't want to do this to you.

02:25:17.860 No, no, no.

02:25:18.520 I don't mind it at all.

02:25:19.560 Because I'm saying, like, if you read the scripture, like I've always said, like, I look at modern

02:25:23.060 day Israel the same way I look at 1 Kings, 2 Kings, 1 Chronicles, 2 Chronicles.

02:25:27.860 There's nowhere in any of those stories where it's like, hey, the Jews are doing good.

02:25:31.300 So it says 85%.

02:25:32.500 It's not like, oh, God chose them because they're good.

02:25:35.740 85% of the House and the Senate received funds from.

02:25:39.300 So if you're saying Israel's going around the planet doing bad, I don't know.

02:25:42.620 I'm not saying they're not doing that.

02:25:43.880 I'm saying they are in a weird scenario, though, because the nations around them have sworn to

02:25:47.300 wipe us off the map, and that would get a little weird.

02:25:49.920 I mean, Mexico and Canada swore to wipe us off the map.

02:25:52.500 I think we might look at things a little different, and if we were in survival mode, maybe we'd

02:25:56.540 do some sketchy stuff to, like, stay alive.

02:25:59.420 Like, I don't know.

02:26:00.200 I'm not trying to justify anything they're doing.

02:26:01.620 Well, I'm not trying to justify it either, but if you look at the why of that, that becomes

02:26:05.820 a very interesting question.

02:26:06.860 Why are we doing the JQ right now?

02:26:08.860 It's very weird.

02:26:09.400 He's asking the questions.

02:26:10.460 No, I don't know any of, like, the modern.

02:26:12.780 Okay, like, do you know about, like, what the, okay, here.

02:26:16.960 The brown shirts, right?

02:26:18.180 I think I told you about this on a phone call.

02:26:19.940 David's going to give this, like, this crazy explanation.

02:26:22.120 No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

02:26:22.500 This is Germany, I thought. 0.97

02:26:23.700 Wait, the SS?

02:26:24.320 The brown shirts?

02:26:25.460 Well, the brown shirts and the books that they were burning.

02:26:28.460 Yeah.

02:26:29.580 And what were those books?

02:26:30.880 Those books were on gender ideology and the sexual fluid children. 0.83

02:26:36.740 Right.

02:26:36.940 That was the book burning that the brown shirts were doing, and then if I look up... 1.00

02:26:40.480 John Money happened to be...

02:26:42.280 So what does it have to do with Israel?

02:26:43.880 His name was John Money.

02:26:45.960 No, that's really his name?

02:26:47.900 Money?

02:26:48.360 Well, yeah.

02:26:48.940 Yeah, the guy that was, like, doing these experimentations on children.

02:26:51.720 But anyway, all I'm saying is there is a specific plot of land on the planet that God has given to a specific nation,

02:26:57.360 and so this is where it gets weird.

02:26:58.820 I just don't want to be fighting against God in any way, so I'm not saying that the Jews do no bad. 1.00

02:27:02.760 I'm not saying that.

02:27:03.580 I'm not saying that at all.

02:27:04.100 This is the thing that I'm having problems with, is that I think that you're right.

02:27:08.580 Like, when he says that the Jews...

02:27:12.360 Well, God was the God of the Jews, and the other principalities had these other regions, 0.60

02:27:18.080 and then they fell and they became pagan and yada yada and so on and so forth, that's true. 0.97

02:27:22.380 But the Jews became pagan too.

02:27:24.180 Like, that's what our t-shirt is out there.

02:27:26.320 It's like Elijah calls all of Israel to Mount Carmel for the Mount Carmel showdown and says,

02:27:31.040 look, you guys can serve God or you can serve Baal, but you can't serve both. 0.92

02:27:34.120 Like, you guys have been serving these false gods, worshiping demons, and you can't do this.

02:27:38.060 So nobody's saying that Israel, like, does no wrong.

02:27:40.860 Like, nobody's saying that.

02:27:42.000 Far from it.

02:27:42.620 They've probably done the most evil of anybody.

02:27:44.980 Like, nobody's saying they haven't.

02:27:46.560 But that plot of land has been given to them by God, man, and there's a very specific destiny for them.

02:27:51.100 And also, if their government is, like, wicked and evil, then what does that say about us, dude?

02:27:55.980 Our government is the most wicked and evil entity that's ever existed.

02:27:59.460 And America is the raddest, like, place to live anywhere.

02:28:02.520 But our government has spread so much war.

02:28:06.100 Why, though?

02:28:07.340 What do you mean?

02:28:07.820 Oh, you're saying, oh, Israel made us do it?

02:28:09.880 Well, here's the thing.

02:28:10.640 What about before 1948?

02:28:12.460 They didn't even have a homeland.

02:28:13.600 They didn't even have a structure.

02:28:14.980 Well, so when, all right, this is a crazy thing.

02:28:16.940 When Donald Trump says, let's make America great again, he's hearkening to, like, pre-1950.

02:28:22.060 People have said this.

02:28:22.920 There's been articles written about this.

02:28:24.080 And I kind of agree.

02:28:24.840 It means before.

02:28:26.840 And then you go, well, what happened before 1950?

02:28:29.560 After 1950, America kind of became the bad guy. 0.56

02:28:32.700 We just entered into a bunch of wars for plastic, for nonsense, in the Middle East for 20 years.

02:28:37.860 We've demoralized our...

02:28:38.860 Wait, so we weren't bad before that?

02:28:40.340 You're saying, like, before that we were just, like, good?

02:28:41.960 No, we're bad.

02:28:43.560 People are always...

02:28:44.680 No way, bro.

02:28:46.080 People are bad. 0.98

02:28:47.220 People are bad. 1.00

02:28:47.820 Freemasons, like, set up our government. 1.00

02:28:49.500 Like, Washington, D.C. is set up on, like, the satanic thing like that.

02:28:53.140 We've got, like, a...

02:28:54.080 We have this thing called the Washington Monument.

02:28:56.360 And it's an Astero poll, dude.

02:28:58.020 Look, check it out.

02:28:58.680 Matt Brute just hit us with the donation.

02:29:00.680 He says, Matt, it's just a satanic reply deception of something from the past.

02:29:07.480 I think I...

02:29:07.980 I'm not sure I quite understand it.

02:29:09.680 But all I'm saying is, like, the Washington Monument is set up as an Astero poll.

02:29:14.220 Like, it is an obelisk.

02:29:15.280 Like, the beginning of our nation is not, like, this wonderful, everybody's good.

02:29:20.940 It's just another one of the nations.

02:29:22.720 It's evil before God and in rebellion.

02:29:25.220 But do you think that it's gotten better or worse?

02:29:28.040 I'd say it just progressively gets worse because of our capacity to spread evil.

02:29:31.760 We're not disagreeing.

02:29:32.600 We had the capacity to spread evil in 1900.

02:29:35.880 It would be worse back then.

02:29:37.020 But we didn't have the capacity to spread again now.

02:29:40.120 I don't know, dude.

02:29:41.140 It's like, listen, we're spreading evil pretty good.

02:29:43.940 But this government right now is doing it to its own people at, like, the highest level everywhere we turn.

02:29:50.700 Which government?

02:29:51.380 American government?

02:29:51.980 American government.

02:29:53.000 Is doing bad to the American people.

02:29:54.580 Why do you have a food?

02:29:55.820 LGBT ideology.

02:29:56.700 You know where that comes from?

02:29:56.900 Why do you have a food forest?

02:29:58.180 Because I don't want to eat poison food.

02:29:59.520 Right.

02:30:00.040 Who's putting poison in the food? 0.97

02:30:01.700 Who?

02:30:02.520 No, but hang on.

02:30:03.720 Like, we did that to ourselves, dude.

02:30:05.460 Like, the old people all grew their own food. 1.00

02:30:08.140 I'm not saying all of it, but they grew a substantial amount of their own food.

02:30:11.400 Well, we didn't poison our own water supply.

02:30:13.080 We went away from that. 0.75

02:30:14.080 We didn't poison our own water supply and spray this crap in the air and all these different things that are happening. 0.98

02:30:19.080 The government is spraying poison in the air. 0.98

02:30:21.000 So, check this out.

02:30:21.860 Hold on.

02:30:22.140 Hold on.

02:30:22.420 Let me reconcile this. 1.00

02:30:22.800 Shut up. 0.99

02:30:23.200 Blue letter Bible. 1.00

02:30:24.300 Let me reconcile this.

02:30:25.420 We're talking past each other.

02:30:26.920 We're in agreeance.

02:30:27.640 The problem that's happening right now is you're absolutely right.

02:30:30.220 Israel is guilty of all these things. 1.00

02:30:32.600 We're all guilty of all these things.

02:30:33.940 But what's happening is masses of people are starting to become aware that all of a sudden Israel is doing this thing. 0.80

02:30:40.520 It's gotten to a point, though.

02:30:41.620 And then the boomers are – is it – because somebody said to me, like, the boomers, like, Israel can do no wrong. 0.90

02:30:46.440 There's like –

02:30:46.640 Yeah, so that's the old problem.

02:30:48.200 All right.

02:30:48.520 There's a lot to dissect there.

02:30:50.120 So, one of the main problems I'm seeing is, sure, nations are evil.

02:30:54.800 America is not a specifically moral nation.

02:30:58.480 But it has gotten vicious and turned on its – like, it was external.

02:31:03.500 Whatever was wrong with America, it has turned on its own people.

02:31:06.860 Because we have the capacity for it now.

02:31:08.660 No, because we don't have representation in government that represents us.

02:31:12.420 But we never did.

02:31:13.220 Well, you're saying in the 80s or the 70s or the 60s it was better?

02:31:15.720 No, but maybe before –

02:31:16.680 You're saying when Nixon took us off the gold standard, like, that wasn't evil?

02:31:18.880 The 80s, after 50.

02:31:20.360 I'm saying before 50, people were kind of –

02:31:22.000 It wasn't as egregious.

02:31:23.580 It was as egregious.

02:31:24.200 I mean, 1913, you had, like, the selling away of, well, I mean, the future.

02:31:29.480 But before that –

02:31:30.220 I don't know, bro, because then you're going back.

02:31:32.120 Like, before that, you're going into, like, owning humans, calling them slaves. 0.93

02:31:35.640 Like, you're going back into, like, some crazy-ass stuff.

02:31:38.040 You're opening too many cans of work.

02:31:39.580 Well, who owned the slave ships, though?

02:31:42.900 Oh, my God.

02:31:44.060 He said it.

02:31:44.660 Who owned the slave ships?

02:31:45.740 Do you know who owned the slave ships?

02:31:46.760 I'm guessing he's going to say Israel, but, like, Israel was slaves in Egypt, bro.

02:31:50.600 No, it wasn't Israel.

02:31:51.440 Israel didn't exist because America hadn't given – 0.94

02:31:53.940 It was Jews, though.

02:31:55.840 They were all Jewish.

02:31:56.960 Like, if you look into the ship logs, all the owners of the ship –

02:32:00.020 This is the horrible thing, Matt.

02:32:01.140 Who knows, dude?

02:32:01.860 Well, you're telling me you trust all of history then?

02:32:04.180 No, but this is something that was previously obfuscated, and now we've dug it up and gone,

02:32:08.260 wait a second.

02:32:08.820 The thing, Matt, is that, like, it's like I don't trust most history, but when I look every –

02:32:13.640 When you look at history –

02:32:15.640 Okay, hang on, hang on.

02:32:17.240 So this is a serious question then.

02:32:18.540 So, like –

02:32:19.320 Who gave this?

02:32:20.380 Who did they?

02:32:20.920 Jason.

02:32:22.020 Jason.

02:32:22.260 Oh, that was Jason!

02:32:23.060 Dreadlock Jason, I told you guys to tell them thank you.

02:32:25.620 I told you right when you walked by him, dude.

02:32:27.760 No, I –

02:32:28.180 He said the Raven's never seen an alligator.

02:32:30.600 He's like, I just wanted to bring him one, bro.

02:32:31.480 I saw one this morning.

02:32:32.680 We did.

02:32:33.060 We saw one.

02:32:33.420 Wait, hang on.

02:32:34.040 Wait, you had never seen one?

02:32:35.500 Look how evil America is.

02:32:37.760 Look at your elite ruling class in America.

02:32:40.260 You have these characters like Barack Obama and Nancy Pelosi and, like, George Bush Sr. and Jr.

02:32:48.780 Like, you have all – that's who you are because you're an American.

02:32:51.740 You'd be like, no, dude, that's our elite ruling class. 0.96

02:32:54.240 Of course our elite ruling class is evil.

02:32:56.160 So, like, that's – I'd imagine it's exactly the same thing in Israel.

02:32:58.720 They probably have a very evil elite ruling class.

02:33:01.780 Okay, here, let me open one on you.

02:33:03.580 Did they spread the injection on all the – in Israel, too?

02:33:06.480 Yeah, it was the center for them.

02:33:08.760 Can you read that? 0.99

02:33:09.380 Yeah, so, I mean, they probably have a wicked-ass government, man. 0.98

02:33:12.700 What does that say? 0.98

02:33:13.180 That's, like, the AIPAC tracker for Nancy Pelosi.

02:33:15.300 That's – how much is it?

02:33:15.840 Oh, she's crushing.

02:33:16.460 $618,000.

02:33:17.160 What does that mean that Israel gave to Nancy Pelosi?

02:33:20.020 Yeah, who else?

02:33:21.000 Mitch McConnell?

02:33:21.620 Yeah, but who knows, bro?

02:33:22.400 Yeah, that's probably to all of the people, man.

02:33:24.840 So, this is what's happening, Matt.

02:33:25.980 Yeah, this is – in my estimation, this is what's happening.

02:33:27.360 It's like everyone except Massey and MTG.

02:33:30.320 Crushing James Comer.

02:33:31.760 I mean, if you go to this website – well, Thomas Massey took zero.

02:33:34.440 But, I mean, Hakeem Jeffries, these people – $12 million.

02:33:38.880 Wait, so what is AIPAC?

02:33:40.520 AIPAC is a political – it's American Israel Political Association Committee

02:33:45.300 where they give money to sitting congresspeople and other governmental workers

02:33:50.200 to look out for the interests of Israel.

02:33:53.180 And when we look at it, I can't not look at it because it's insane.

02:33:57.300 The amount of money that's going this way – and then you wonder why.

02:34:00.840 It's like, why is all of our – why are the American –

02:34:03.000 I don't know.

02:34:03.320 I don't know.

02:34:03.780 Right?

02:34:03.980 No, I'm just saying, like, this – this world system that's in place,

02:34:08.080 like this B system that's shaping up –

02:34:09.600 Mala Harris, 9.4 million.

02:34:11.100 It's not – it's not trust Israel that's, like, doing evil. 0.96

02:34:13.680 Donald Trump.

02:34:14.400 Ooh, Donald Trump with the big –

02:34:15.520 What if we went through, like, Mexico, Ethiopia –

02:34:18.320 Who's the president of Mexico?

02:34:19.360 Kenya.

02:34:20.340 Never heard of him.

02:34:21.520 I'm just saying, like, if you went through all these nations –

02:34:23.980 Oh, yeah.

02:34:24.520 She's a Jew. 1.00

02:34:25.120 The president of Mexico is a Jew. 1.00

02:34:26.640 Are we going to say, like –

02:34:26.660 Are we going to say, like –

02:34:27.700 Claudia Scheinbaum.

02:34:30.260 The president of Mexico is – you see what I'm saying, Matt?

02:34:32.940 It's whatever. 0.51

02:34:33.820 No, it's crazy.

02:34:35.000 Okay, so is France and Netherlands good?

02:34:37.920 Like, I'm just saying, like, which of the nations are good?

02:34:40.420 Is there no such thing as degrees?

02:34:42.920 There's degrees, but I'm just –

02:34:43.900 Well, no, there's just degrees of, like, success,

02:34:45.920 and when you have success, you have more money and more influence. 0.92

02:34:48.620 And that's why America is the most evil, 0.61

02:34:50.420 because it has, like, the most money and influence on the planet. 0.95

02:34:52.100 I want my government to be evil, but, like, by itself evil.

02:34:56.220 Tastefully evil.

02:34:56.660 It doesn't work like that.

02:34:57.820 The nations make deals, bro.

02:34:59.260 Yeah.

02:34:59.780 Also, Tel Aviv, the LGBTQ capital of the world.

02:35:02.940 This has gone too far.

02:35:03.940 That's interesting.

02:35:04.700 No, no.

02:35:05.120 This is, like – I'm glad.

02:35:06.220 Like, because I don't understand, like, the whole deal,

02:35:08.440 if everybody just, like, hates Israel.

02:35:10.740 No, no.

02:35:11.160 And now you say nasty things about Oral Boomer.

02:35:12.460 Bug fight says, all right, now let's do the Holocaust. 0.98

02:35:15.760 No, no, bug fights.

02:35:17.280 No, it's little steps, baby.

02:35:18.980 Little steps, all right?

02:35:19.960 Somebody said this is the new Tower Gang.

02:35:21.940 Oh, no, no.

02:35:23.040 Come on.

02:35:23.780 We're not saved.

02:35:24.220 You guys need to read Ezekiel 38 and 39.

02:35:26.780 They're saying the Holocaust didn't happen, I'm guessing? 0.99

02:35:28.920 Is that what the whole –

02:35:29.600 No, it just didn't happen the way you thought it happened.

02:35:31.980 Go read Ezekiel 38 and 39.

02:35:33.840 Like, 217,000.

02:35:34.480 What does it say?

02:35:35.280 The Valley of Dry Bones?

02:35:36.760 I don't know.

02:35:37.560 I think it was 271,000.

02:35:40.120 I'm just saying we need to have our perspective based on the Bible.

02:35:43.800 And then all of this other stuff, they're rational observations.

02:35:47.060 That's fine, man.

02:35:47.760 I'm with you.

02:35:48.220 Like, you're saying, hey, look at all this wickedness and this evil with people from Israel, the elites and that ruling class government. 1.00

02:35:54.520 Well, that's fine.

02:35:56.060 But, like, let's keep a biblical lens as we're looking at it.

02:35:59.180 Well, Matt, I looked at these things, and they don't make me hate Israel or hate the Jews.

02:36:03.600 Yeah.

02:36:04.040 So what's the problem?

02:36:04.860 We don't hate them.

02:36:05.540 The problem is that, like, when I say, like, dude, like, all right, I mean, this is a big one.

02:36:10.380 Trump took $230 million from Israel.

02:36:13.100 Dude, he's balling out of control.

02:36:14.120 He's supposed to look at that and go, and then we're doing it.

02:36:17.160 But how much did he take from France or England or, like, I think he's buddies with Brazil.

02:36:23.220 But I'm just saying, like, I don't know.

02:36:25.300 Do all the nations, like, give tons of money to America?

02:36:27.820 I just don't think that we're carpet bombing the Middle East because Brazil won.

02:36:31.380 It looks like Trump took $100,000 from France.

02:36:34.420 Well, there you go, man.

02:36:35.760 $100,000.

02:36:36.980 $100,000 compared to the British. 0.97

02:36:38.280 Everybody should hate all the French people, man. 1.00

02:36:40.320 Compared to $130 million. 0.93

02:36:41.860 All right, but, Matt, we can't – I can't look right now.

02:36:45.160 These are the actual implications that are happening.

02:36:47.600 We can't wake you up to the crimes of Israel. 1.00

02:36:49.380 There is a war happening in the Middle East that is being funded by us that will continue, 1.00

02:36:55.220 and eventually my children will be drafted into it.

02:36:57.520 And the guy who is –

02:36:58.660 That's a problem.

02:36:59.180 He's actually sitting there telling them, yo, stop bombing Iran.

02:37:01.700 Stop doing this.

02:37:02.340 And they're doing whatever they want.

02:37:04.120 And then I look and I go, how much money did you get from them?

02:37:07.000 $230 million.

02:37:07.860 That's a lot, dude.

02:37:08.980 This is our president.

02:37:09.960 I don't care about that stuff over there, but it's affecting us.

02:37:13.520 That's a fair statement.

02:37:14.280 It's also affecting us morally.

02:37:16.180 Listen, the reason why half of society here, half of the women in society are on OnlyFans. 0.98

02:37:21.380 Half of the what?

02:37:23.800 Oh, OnlyFans.

02:37:24.760 Half of the women.

02:37:25.760 Who owns OnlyFans, by the way?

02:37:29.160 Oh, who owns OnlyFans?

02:37:30.500 Who owns the foreign websites?

02:37:31.940 The owner of OnlyFans, I'm not making this – the owner of OnlyFans is the single largest donor to Israel.

02:37:39.760 I'm not even kidding.

02:37:42.000 There's no way.

02:37:43.280 Yeah, look it up.

02:37:44.900 Mysterious billionaire.

02:37:45.860 But that doesn't have to make you hate Jews or hate Israel, man.

02:37:48.360 Well, I just don't think – we live such this comfortable, luxurious life with all this entertainment in America.

02:37:53.440 I don't think we know what it's like.

02:37:54.540 Oh, Ravinsky.

02:37:55.940 Ravinsky.

02:37:56.400 I wonder what he is.

02:37:57.740 Ravinsky.

02:37:59.040 A biblical perspective of like what's gone on with the descendants of Abraham, Isaac, and Jacob, and then the descendants of Abraham, Ishmael, and Esau.

02:38:08.580 Like this is – they just get the biblical context is all I'm saying.

02:38:11.040 No, I get it.

02:38:12.120 They're worshiping the calf.

02:38:13.340 I understand they do this over and over again.

02:38:15.580 But like what people don't understand is like our perspective on it I think is the correct perspective where it's like this is just –

02:38:22.300 Or maybe it's OnlyFans as a company or something like that.

02:38:25.660 The problem is like this is happening for sure.

02:38:27.920 And I'm like looking at him going like I don't think this is good.

02:38:31.300 I think it's all been orchestrated.

02:38:32.400 That sounds like a fair statement. 0.99

02:38:33.740 Right, but when I say that, Laura Loomer says you're a horrible person. 0.98

02:38:38.080 Oh, yeah.

02:38:38.260 You shouldn't be able to perform in the Leesburg Theater.

02:38:40.440 That's true.

02:38:41.100 Blue Letter Bible should disavow you.

02:38:43.600 Blue Letter Bible should get us taken down off Spotify.

02:38:45.900 This is what happens when I'm like okay, okay, okay, but there's $230 million being thrown at our president right now

02:38:51.540 to do affairs of a country that has nothing to do with me.

02:38:55.020 I just don't know if $230 million is that big of a deal.

02:38:57.800 Maybe it is.

02:38:58.560 Like I just don't know.

02:38:59.680 Compared to other people giving money is what I'm saying.

02:39:02.460 I'm not saying –

02:39:02.920 That's the most.

02:39:03.200 Like none of these people should be able to give us any of that.

02:39:05.920 Like why are they able to give us any of that?

02:39:08.100 I agree.

02:39:08.320 I agree.

02:39:08.460 So in the end, it's like we're the head of this wicked and evil system.

02:39:13.300 Here's the problem, though.

02:39:14.000 So whoever we're taking money from, it shouldn't be –

02:39:16.120 Here's another problem.

02:39:17.500 Because this –

02:39:17.980 That's Laura Loomer.

02:39:20.240 Tucker Carlson.

02:39:21.320 Qatar.

02:39:21.780 Qatar.

02:39:22.140 Qatar.

02:39:22.820 Who?

02:39:23.140 Tucker Carlson.

02:39:24.240 Qatar.

02:39:24.900 Why?

02:39:25.180 He always talks about Qatar?

02:39:26.360 Cutter, however you say it.

02:39:27.960 I don't even know.

02:39:28.720 Qatar is –

02:39:29.900 No, he doesn't.

02:39:30.560 They're giving money to our government too.

02:39:31.780 Okay, so then what?

02:39:32.620 Right.

02:39:33.260 That's what I'm saying.

02:39:33.940 None of these places should be able to give.

02:39:35.380 It's not even like 2% of the money that Israel is giving.

02:39:38.420 People, why are any of the nations allowed to give us money?

02:39:40.400 This has become my favorite episode.

02:39:41.220 And what does that even mean?

02:39:42.200 Because we give all the other nations all the money.

02:39:44.480 Like why are we even talking about? 0.82

02:39:45.140 The Qatar thing is a ridiculous distraction. 1.00

02:39:46.640 No, no, no. 0.96

02:39:46.660 They're not giving – 0.99

02:39:47.240 Like that's just bullshit. 0.99

02:39:48.740 Like I don't even know how that even happened. 0.99

02:39:50.660 Like, oh, these people who are actually willing to speak out against Israel, they're taking money from Qatar.

02:39:55.280 Like I don't even know how that became a thing because Qatar is on the same side as like the U.S., Israel, the UAE, whatever.

02:40:01.780 So it doesn't even make any sense.

02:40:02.980 I don't know.

02:40:03.460 No, it's just – it's like I'm not allowed to say – like when I look at it, I'm not – wow, these politicians sure did get a lot of money from Israel.

02:40:10.900 And they go, what about Qatar?

02:40:12.420 And then we look at it and it's like, well, first off, it's not even that much money.

02:40:15.680 They are giving money to our – like you said, they are giving money to our government.

02:40:20.740 But it's like there's one that's giving way more.

02:40:22.160 And when I say something about it, I'm a bad guy, I'm this, I'm not this.

02:40:24.540 But then we're just turning around and giving all the money back to the other –

02:40:27.760 No, the money that they're giving is going into the pockets of individual people, government workers.

02:40:34.420 Well, that's what I'm saying. 0.95

02:40:35.420 America is the most evil. 0.99

02:40:37.160 Like that's what I'm saying. 0.98

02:40:37.540 But then there are people that say that –

02:40:38.360 None of that should be allowed.

02:40:39.540 That Israel is not the Israel of the Bible, that this is some – you know – 0.99

02:40:44.160 Well, we talked about that before.

02:40:45.560 It would be an awfully strange coincidence.

02:40:47.800 And I know people are like, no, no, it wasn't a miracle.

02:40:50.520 Like I'm pretty sure anybody who was – like Derek Prince was there in 1948.

02:40:55.260 And so them come back and said like these passages in Scripture where God says,

02:40:58.660 I was known as the God who brought Israel as slaves out of Egypt, 0.97

02:41:01.420 but I'll be known as the God who brought them back to their land from the four corners of the earth.

02:41:05.260 He said, yeah, dude, it was a miracle.

02:41:06.480 Like they were there in 1948.

02:41:08.680 And so whether that means they're good people or bad people or let's say whatever,

02:41:12.940 they're just people that come back to the land, 0.94

02:41:14.940 that's an awfully strange coincidence that like spelled out perfectly in the Bible thousands of years ago.

02:41:20.800 So we're just dealing with another wicked king is kind of what I'm getting at here.

02:41:24.380 Yeah, yeah.

02:41:24.780 I could see that.

02:41:25.620 Yeah.

02:41:25.800 I mean, and I don't know enough about it to say that,

02:41:28.320 but if what you guys are saying is true, then yes, that's what it sounds like. 0.64

02:41:31.220 They were raping people with metal poles.

02:41:31.760 It was like about Ahab. 0.98

02:41:33.460 Oh, did you see where they were banging on the doors because they wanted to rape the prisoners? 0.98

02:41:35.960 Manasseh. 0.83

02:41:36.540 I mean, yeah. 1.00

02:41:36.980 Let us rape those prisoners. 1.00

02:41:38.340 Let us rape those prisoners. 1.00

02:41:38.940 Tons of wicked and evil kings that ruled in Israel that did the most wicked and evil things 1.00

02:41:43.540 until God ultimately drove them out of their land.

02:41:45.800 But then he said, I'm going to bring them back, not because of their good.

02:41:48.540 I'm not bringing them back because of their good.

02:41:49.140 And how did God, how did God, how does God usually punish these, these kings?

02:41:53.400 When I, when I was reading it, it seems like, bro, somebody came and wiped them out and they had to leave.

02:41:57.580 And that was that.

02:41:58.160 Or God would tell them, he tell to, uh, that he could leave and go make peace with this army.

02:42:03.680 But he was like, no, no, I'm going to do that.

02:42:04.900 I'm going to stay. 0.93

02:42:05.440 And then he gets wiped out, gets killed. 0.93

02:42:06.660 Which king was it where they ripped his, where they killed his entire family in front of him

02:42:10.780 and then ripped his eyes out?

02:42:12.280 It was the last thing he ever saw.

02:42:13.760 He saw all of his descendants killed in front of him.

02:42:16.340 And then they ripped his eyes out.

02:42:18.120 What I'm saying is, is these, this is the type of name off the top of my head.

02:42:21.480 This is the type of king that we're dealing with here, man.

02:42:23.960 And we're dealing with that, but at like the, probably the largest level that they've been,

02:42:27.720 they've been able to influence.

02:42:28.900 Was it Zedekiah?

02:42:30.020 It had, I think it was.

02:42:31.340 I love the Jews.

02:42:33.160 I love Israel.

02:42:34.060 They're all right.

02:42:35.280 You're doing weird stuff right now.

02:42:36.440 So what's the problem?

02:42:37.100 I don't like when you do that.

02:42:37.940 There is no problem.

02:42:38.600 No, I'm just saying, I think the problem is that we're dealing with this thing that is,

02:42:43.580 is both yes.

02:42:45.000 You know what I'm saying?

02:42:45.540 It's an antichrist system on the planet today, dude.

02:42:48.200 Well, why does it make you mad?

02:42:49.020 It's all that, all the nations are in rebellion.

02:42:50.460 I feel like you don't have to hate the Jews.

02:42:52.060 I don't know why you do.

02:42:52.840 And I don't think you have to hate Israel.

02:42:53.900 No, I just don't want to be found fighting against God in the end.

02:42:56.800 And that's a loaded statement.

02:42:57.780 I get it.

02:42:58.160 I get it.

02:42:58.480 That's a loaded statement.

02:42:59.520 If somebody's like, what?

02:43:00.220 So that means you think everything they do is good?

02:43:02.200 Nope.

02:43:02.500 I'm not saying that.

02:43:03.560 I'm just saying like, there's this one peculiar plot of land on the planet that was given to

02:43:07.140 a specific people group.

02:43:08.300 And if they're all of a sudden fighting to take over that land, well, guess what?

02:43:11.680 They did that in the Bible.

02:43:13.000 They fought to take over the land that God gave them.

02:43:16.540 So that could be super offensive.

02:43:17.840 And I get it where normal people would be super offended.

02:43:20.000 No, I agree.

02:43:20.880 I think, listen, if this is your land, take it. 0.97

02:43:22.960 I don't, I just don't, don't feed the American people propaganda that makes them fight against

02:43:27.760 each other.

02:43:28.160 If you're going to do your thing, if you want to cleanse it and take it, take it.

02:43:30.900 And I, and like the dude, Rafi Farber, he's another gold and silver guy I follow online.

02:43:34.420 He's a Jewish guy.

02:43:35.120 He was, he's saying the same thing.

02:43:36.860 Just stay out of it.

02:43:37.800 Let Israel do what Israel needs to do. 0.94

02:43:39.800 How can we stay out of it?

02:43:40.660 They're giving our president $230 million.

02:43:42.880 No, I agree.

02:43:43.920 I think that black people, the Jews, black Hebrew Israelites, guys, it's been a great episode

02:43:48.900 of National Day Squad.

02:43:50.080 Uh, Toad, thank you for, Toad, we got to see you soon, dude.

02:43:54.180 I got to get my wife.

02:43:55.200 It's six o'clock.

02:43:55.780 No, but I mean like Toad has to come down soon.

02:43:57.400 Let's aim for the first week of, of November.

02:43:59.660 We'll talk about it.

02:44:00.640 If you need, because I know you're low on cash because you've got unemployed for a long

02:44:03.740 time because of the anti-Semitic song.

02:44:05.800 So if you need to help getting down here, you know, like let's, let's make it happen,

02:44:09.540 dude.

02:44:09.720 We miss you.

02:44:10.340 We want to hold you like a baby cradle style and make content with you. 0.96

02:44:13.800 I am small, fat, and bald, so. 0.97

02:44:16.940 And I like boobies. 0.79

02:44:18.180 All right, well, we can't let him be here when Mason's here.

02:44:22.200 Um, sure.

02:44:23.400 Where can people find you, Toad? 0.98

02:44:25.800 Uh, learn to Toad on Twitter, learn to Toad on Instagram, uh, better off dead, B-T-T-O-R, 1.00

02:44:31.440 worst SEO possible. 0.98

02:44:33.140 Dude, I went for the pun and it's not as good as the other one.

02:44:35.860 That's my betting channel.

02:44:36.700 That's crazy how many, like the ratio from subscribers to videos is just so low.

02:44:40.400 Why won't anybody subscribe?

02:44:41.740 But they're watching his videos too, right?

02:44:43.900 Like, I mean.

02:44:44.880 I'm on, I'm on audio there as well.

02:44:46.980 They don't want to get the constant updates.

02:44:47.900 Spotify and Apple.

02:44:49.580 Again, probably got to change the name of this thing that I've covered in Uke is my Uke channel.

02:44:54.500 I'm covered in Uke.

02:44:55.580 We're going to use one of your songs for, uh, intro just so you know.

02:44:59.040 No, we're not.

02:44:59.500 We're going to have him show up and play in the coffee shop.

02:45:02.620 No, that's a bad idea.

02:45:03.640 And he's going to play Howl Hitler. 0.67

02:45:05.780 No. 0.99

02:45:06.560 And throw the Jew down the well, you know. 1.00

02:45:08.720 Throw the Jew down the well. 1.00

02:45:10.480 Throw the Jew. 1.00

02:45:11.560 Uh, thank you, Toad. 0.73

02:45:12.900 This was a long time coming.

02:45:14.440 Should have happened sooner.

02:45:15.180 Hopefully next time, very soon.

02:45:16.660 Happens in person.

02:45:18.200 Hell yeah.

02:45:18.640 Thanks for having me, man.

02:45:19.960 Later, brother.

02:45:20.940 Bye, guy.

02:45:21.560 Matt, do we have anything?

02:45:22.740 Are you okay, Matt?

02:45:24.000 Matt's just, he's not happy.

02:45:25.600 No, I'm good.

02:45:26.220 He didn't like this.

02:45:26.660 No, I was just looking for the thing.

02:45:27.840 You said, what did they do to the evil kings in Israel? 0.72

02:45:29.940 Oh, what did they do?

02:45:30.380 So it's two kings, uh, 25, seven.

02:45:32.380 And they slew the sons of Zedekiah before his eyes and put out the eyes of Zedekiah and bound him with fetters of brass and carried him to Babylon. 0.91

02:45:40.220 Wow. 0.99

02:45:41.440 It sucks for him. 1.00

02:45:42.340 He should have been a silly guy. 1.00

02:45:45.220 Yeah. 0.98

02:45:46.580 Well, at first I thought you're talking about Herod, but I was like, oh, no, wait, this is something that, that they did to the king and his family and not Herod did it to all the children.

02:45:56.500 Babylon came over and carried off Israel captive. 0.99

02:45:58.820 That's what they did to the king because Jeremiah, the prophet was telling him, go with Babylon. 0.97

02:46:02.720 It's God's intention for them to take you over.

02:46:04.440 Yeah, that's the story.

02:46:05.480 And they, and they said, no.

02:46:06.940 Right.

02:46:07.240 And he ended up killing his whole family.

02:46:08.260 No, they said, we're the covenant people.

02:46:09.580 Why would God do that?

02:46:10.600 We could do no wrong.

02:46:11.660 Once saved, always saved.

02:46:12.780 God would never, God gave us the land.

02:46:14.300 Why would he take us out of the land?

02:46:15.340 Is this when like, like the Babylonians were at the gate and it's like, they're surely lost.

02:46:18.680 Yeah, Jeremiah is saying, dude, go with the Babylonians. 0.94

02:46:20.320 Go in there, build gardens, build a life, bless that culture, bless that nation.

02:46:25.840 That ends up in Babylon. 0.58

02:46:27.980 Like everything we're reading in Daniel, he's in Babylon.

02:46:30.280 Right.

02:46:30.660 So, yeah, man.

02:46:32.560 So nobody's saying they do no wrong.

02:46:34.480 Saying it's God's nation.

02:46:35.780 So it's an intriguing unfolding of events in this time period.

02:46:39.140 Well, it's clear you're mad and the chat can tell you're mad.

02:46:40.920 So I think it's time to end this.

02:46:42.580 It's time to end it.

02:46:43.180 Guys, thank you very much for showing up to the episode.

02:46:45.700 Once again, don't forget to obey, submit, and comply.

02:46:48.260 We'll see you whenever.

02:46:55.300 It is constantly telling us what to believe is real.

02:46:59.940 You can persuade us that what they see with their eyes is what there is to see.

02:47:05.760 You can't.

02:47:07.060 Because they'll laugh in the face of an explanation that portrays the bigger picture of what's happening.

02:47:13.700 And they have.

Nephilim Death Squad - October 24, 2025

Anti-Christ Figger w⧸ TOAD

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