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00:02:34.860 Welcome back, ladies and gentlemen,

00:02:36.200 to another episode of Nef2America.

00:02:38.800 We have a bunch.

00:02:41.920 Your cultural commentary for the end of days.

00:02:44.420 I am David Lee Corbo, a.k.a. The Raven.

00:02:47.020 That is Tom Lobster, the father of disinformation.

00:02:49.620 And before we get this show started,

00:02:51.780 I would like all of you filthy poor people to know that soon we will abandon you.

00:02:57.160 And by soon, I mean about the half an hour left.

00:02:58.520 Oh, is that we doing that today, too?

00:02:59.680 Oh, no, that's right.

00:03:00.800 No, no, no, no, no.

00:03:01.380 That's right.

00:03:01.820 Oh, it's Nef2America.

00:03:02.980 Nef2America is for the people.

00:03:04.080 Damn it.

00:03:04.520 Wow, look at how quick this internet is.

00:03:06.080 I don't like giving them.

00:03:07.400 Fine.

00:03:07.820 Well.

00:03:08.300 Internet is swift.

00:03:09.840 It is swift.

00:03:10.420 Swifter than the standard coffee shop.

00:03:13.140 The standard coffee shop and Christian Library Lounge.

00:03:15.920 If you want to support us, consider Patreon.com.

00:03:18.180 We'll give you this episode, whatever.

00:03:20.240 Yeah, for the price of a cup of coffee at the standard coffee shop,

00:03:23.000 Christian Coffee Shop, Library Lounge.

00:03:26.440 Library Lounge slash MDS Studios.

00:03:28.420 You can support us.

00:03:29.520 Or you can give a five-figure donation to...

00:03:31.600 You can give a five-figure donation to Blue Letter Bible!

00:03:33.320 No!

00:03:36.680 Hey, waste your money.

00:03:38.800 Who did that?

00:03:39.060 Why would anybody do that?

00:03:39.920 Anyway, guys, Patreon.com forward slash Neflim Death Squad.

00:03:43.080 Who did that?

00:03:44.320 There's all kinds of perks.

00:03:45.380 Early access to episodes engaging in the live chat.

00:03:47.540 Also, discount codes off of merchandise from TopLobstit.com.

00:03:50.640 Who did do that?

00:03:52.920 I don't know.

00:03:53.620 Well, I don't know.

00:03:55.080 Are we allowed to diseminate information?

00:03:56.800 I mean, we said a lot in the last episode.

00:03:58.420 We weren't supposed to say.

00:03:59.140 Somebody that's dangerously retarded did that.

00:04:01.180 A hundred percent.

00:04:02.440 I mean, the guy was just like...

00:04:03.800 Say hi to the people, Nancy.

00:04:04.720 Yeah, go ahead and talk a little.

00:04:05.800 Oh, God.

00:04:06.440 It's the best part of the show.

00:04:07.300 Oh, Nancy.

00:04:09.020 That was nice.

00:04:09.800 My sweet Nancy's back.

00:04:11.360 Nancy!

00:04:12.760 We have a bunch of stuff that we're going to get into.

00:04:14.520 I don't know if we should start.

00:04:15.760 Let's start with business at the top.

00:04:17.320 Business at the top.

00:04:18.260 All Super Chats will be read out loud.

00:04:20.240 By Nancy.

00:04:21.820 Nancy, do you have a button?

00:04:23.300 Wait, let me fix that.

00:04:24.480 Do a little preliminary sound just to make sure you have the button.

00:04:26.960 Yeah, make sure it doesn't repeat, please.

00:04:28.980 Please, Nancy.

00:04:29.720 And then we'll write, or else.

00:04:31.960 Yes.

00:04:33.400 Thank you.

00:04:33.880 There it is.

00:04:34.200 Very good.

00:04:34.400 When you hear that sound, that means shut the hell up, because this pan-foo-faced...

00:04:39.260 Nancy's going to read your Super Chat.

00:04:42.500 No, no.

00:04:43.460 And it's going to be a lot of fun.

00:04:45.580 So if you Super Chat, look forward to Nancy interrupting the flow of the conversation with

00:04:49.240 that noise to read whatever it is that you've said.

00:04:51.980 Wow, this is a great show.

00:04:52.880 It's like we're almost ready for radio.

00:04:54.980 Oh, yeah.

00:04:55.780 Someone say ready for radio.

00:04:57.140 Radio ready.

00:04:57.680 What are these words called?

00:05:00.280 Well, radio was a retarded black man.

00:05:02.760 RFR.

00:05:03.260 Ready for radio.

00:05:04.240 RFR.

00:05:04.900 Banned from Bible.

00:05:06.400 B-F-L.

00:05:07.560 Yeah.

00:05:08.180 We have been banned from the Bible.

00:05:09.660 Yeah, we're not allowed to read it anymore.

00:05:12.020 No, we're allowed to read it.

00:05:13.240 We just don't...

00:05:13.700 We're not allowed to have any help while we do it.

00:05:16.540 They're like, oh, you wanted to know what those words meant?

00:05:19.320 Sorry, buddy.

00:05:20.080 No, dog.

00:05:20.460 It's too much.

00:05:21.840 Yeah, I mean, for those of you who watched the last show, you know that we...

00:05:25.060 We're not supposed to talk about this.

00:05:26.100 We're not supposed to talk about it.

00:05:27.080 We're not good at keeping secrets, and we're not good at keeping our mouths shut.

00:05:30.140 Well, before the episode, this is how it went.

00:05:33.020 I'm a little gassy.

00:05:34.040 I didn't know what's going on.

00:05:34.860 Oh, you know what it is?

00:05:35.740 Carbonated limoncello.

00:05:37.380 So, this is what happened.

00:05:38.720 We go right before the episode.

00:05:40.020 We get the phone call.

00:05:41.340 We're talking with Matt.

00:05:42.040 Yada, yada, yada.

00:05:42.740 All this stuff like that.

00:05:43.640 Betrayal, betrayal, betrayal.

00:05:44.840 Betrayal, betrayal, betrayal.

00:05:45.860 30 pieces of silver.

00:05:47.960 All this stuff.

00:05:48.820 Trey Bible somewhere.

00:05:49.820 Silently read.

00:05:51.740 I think he's probably watching right now.

00:05:53.660 So, yeah.

00:05:54.340 I know he should be pouring.

00:05:55.080 Pour some coffee, please.

00:05:56.040 Hey, Matt.

00:05:56.720 And we go, we're just not going to talk about it.

00:05:58.580 No.

00:05:59.200 Why do we even bring it up?

00:06:00.240 And David goes, I'm not even going to bring it up.

00:06:02.540 Not even going to bring it up.

00:06:03.420 And David goes, welcome back to Neville and Deskwad, by the way.

00:06:06.940 And then just starts, boom, boom.

00:06:08.900 And Matt does the scowl.

00:06:10.200 He's looking at me.

00:06:10.800 But I can't tell if he's being serious or just doing his regular face.

00:06:13.860 I don't know if he's in Joketown or not.

00:06:14.960 I don't know what's going on.

00:06:15.800 I don't know if he actually didn't like it.

00:06:17.120 But I felt like we were fine.

00:06:18.820 We were reasonable.

00:06:19.480 We didn't say anything too crazy about the good.

00:06:22.360 I felt like the people liked it.

00:06:23.500 Did the people like it?

00:06:24.360 What are your thoughts on that, guys?

00:06:27.720 Chat.

00:06:28.400 Blue letter blap.

00:06:29.700 All right.

00:06:30.040 They gave us the blue letter blapping.

00:06:32.280 We found an alternative from the 1950s or something.

00:06:38.380 This looks so bad.

00:06:39.280 I don't understand what this is.

00:06:40.620 I like it.

00:06:41.120 The people who made this source currently have dial-up internet.

00:06:46.360 I mean, this is bad.

00:06:48.240 What is this?

00:06:48.840 Esword.

00:06:49.280 Shout out Esword.

00:06:51.180 If you want to donate five figures, consider doing it to Esword.

00:06:54.640 It's really smooth.

00:06:56.360 Every time you say five figures, it makes me want to say another.

00:06:59.300 But I'm not going to.

00:07:00.020 Yeah, I know.

00:07:00.620 It's hard.

00:07:01.120 So, like, commentaries.

00:07:02.720 There's these.

00:07:04.280 Very easy to navigate.

00:07:06.240 Very, very smooth.

00:07:07.760 Super easy to see.

00:07:09.260 Streamlined.

00:07:10.100 Yeah.

00:07:10.400 Some would say streamlined.

00:07:12.000 Intuitive is another word that I would use.

00:07:14.320 There's just a blank drop down.

00:07:16.040 Another blank drop down.

00:07:17.480 I don't know what's going on.

00:07:18.500 Well, if you.

00:07:19.240 Oh, I like that.

00:07:19.920 If you want to know what things mean in the Bible, you know, consider using Esword.

00:07:25.620 And, uh.

00:07:26.480 Man, to be honest, you know what I'm seeing here, guys?

00:07:28.460 What's the matter?

00:07:29.260 I'm seeing.

00:07:29.820 What I'm seeing is opportunity.

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00:08:02.480 Oh.

00:08:03.320 Yeah.

00:08:04.120 What's the opportunity?

00:08:04.940 The opportunity is like apparently these boomers don't know how to make a website.

00:08:08.800 Oh.

00:08:09.360 And the Bible is not owned by anybody.

00:08:13.120 Is that fair?

00:08:14.240 That's fair, yeah.

00:08:14.840 It's owned by God.

00:08:15.720 Sure.

00:08:15.980 And I don't think God cares if we rip off his IP.

00:08:19.240 No, I don't think so.

00:08:20.160 I don't think so.

00:08:20.760 So what you're saying is.

00:08:21.620 Because he's not Jewish.

00:08:22.720 Even we can.

00:08:24.040 We could.

00:08:24.660 Yeah.

00:08:24.960 I mean for five.

00:08:25.800 For five figures.

00:08:27.580 For the low.

00:08:28.100 In the ballpark.

00:08:28.940 For the low.

00:08:29.180 Yeah.

00:08:29.740 The low, low price of $52,000.

00:08:34.100 Probably less.

00:08:35.180 How much does it cost to develop an app?

00:08:36.680 I've got no idea.

00:08:37.700 Honestly, Tony Merkel did it.

00:08:39.100 And I remember him uttering like, I'm actually losing my shirt on this.

00:08:44.020 He said $20,000 at one point.

00:08:46.480 That's really not that much.

00:08:47.520 That's a whole lot of money, dude.

00:08:49.300 How much did, how much, I don't know, how much guap?

00:08:53.400 I used to eat a lot.

00:08:54.480 How much gravy?

00:08:55.680 Donuts.

00:08:56.240 How much gravy is flowing into the.

00:08:58.820 Blue letter Bible?

00:08:59.640 Into the DSL wires of blue letter Bible through their 1996.

00:09:03.220 I have no idea.

00:09:04.260 Windows computers.

00:09:04.500 I have no idea.

00:09:05.380 Probably something enough to build a good website.

00:09:08.120 I just feel like we're already doing a lot.

00:09:09.520 That's a lot of laser printers.

00:09:10.960 Don't you feel like we're doing a lot?

00:09:12.140 By the way, you got a laser printer.

00:09:13.360 I did.

00:09:13.720 It's very heavy.

00:09:14.520 The juice.

00:09:15.060 Do you want to see it?

00:09:15.640 Do you want to just take a break right now real quick and see it?

00:09:17.660 No, I don't.

00:09:18.160 I want to get into Brandon Biggs.

00:09:20.380 These guys can wait for a second.

00:09:21.640 Toad has a good song out.

00:09:22.920 He does?

00:09:23.500 Yeah.

00:09:23.740 No, I don't want to look at the thing.

00:09:25.020 We could do maybe later on.

00:09:26.020 No, you got to see it.

00:09:26.860 It's real heavy.

00:09:27.320 If I have to take a pee break, we can put on Toad and then we'll go and check out the stuff.

00:09:30.920 Let me tell you, man.

00:09:31.680 Even just talking about it.

00:09:33.080 Yeah, I know.

00:09:33.580 You're bricked up for the laser and that's the thing.

00:09:35.240 No, no.

00:09:37.400 Guys, this is also a thigh episode.

00:09:39.940 Whoa, dude.

00:09:40.800 But we don't have a third camera.

00:09:42.660 This early?

00:09:43.400 It's only seven minutes into the show and you're showing off that much.

00:09:46.300 Because we're about to leave.

00:09:47.200 We're playing a Toad episode.

00:09:48.660 We're going to show you the laser dog.

00:09:50.080 No, come on.

00:09:50.620 Let's get into a little bit of content before we get into this.

00:09:53.080 How come you never let me do what I want to do on the show?

00:09:55.300 Well, you just showed a considerable amount of leg and I'm pretty sure that you wanted

00:10:00.320 to do that and you went ahead and did that.

00:10:03.040 I feel like we signed a contract.

00:10:05.000 A leg contract?

00:10:06.720 Scandalous.

00:10:07.200 M. Lawrence says scandalous.

00:10:08.540 Look, what are you doing?

00:10:10.540 You're going, you're trying to play.

00:10:11.720 Look at the determination.

00:10:13.080 What is he saying?

00:10:13.600 By the way, Monday.

00:10:14.840 So excited.

00:10:15.620 I miss you.

00:10:16.500 What's Monday?

00:10:17.480 Oh, my God.

00:10:18.500 Yeah.

00:10:18.640 Oh, my God.

00:10:19.360 The return of our sweet, sweet Toad.

00:10:21.420 Guys, we're having Toad on.

00:10:23.300 Yeah, dude.

00:10:24.160 I like Plup Log, too.

00:10:26.000 We're having Toad on this Monday.

00:10:28.420 Yeah.

00:10:28.660 Round of applause.

00:10:29.080 Does that thing have a round of applause?

00:10:30.340 Oh, God.

00:10:31.260 All right.

00:10:31.480 It's fine.

00:10:31.940 W's in the chat for Toad coming on Neff to America Monday.

00:10:35.340 It's going to be a lot of fun.

00:10:36.880 I deleted it for a lot of Toad noises.

00:10:40.920 Make a Toad noise.

00:10:42.640 Yeah, yeah.

00:10:43.340 Toad noise is good.

00:10:46.920 Paste.

00:10:50.280 Toad.

00:10:50.960 Toad will be on.

00:10:52.200 And it's exciting.

00:10:53.200 Look at it.

00:10:53.460 Look at the W's in the chat for Toad.

00:10:55.560 Everybody loves Toad.

00:10:57.300 Who doesn't love Toad?

00:10:57.920 I wish Matt was here because Matt would be like, I don't understand.

00:10:59.680 What's with the W's?

00:11:00.440 What does this mean?

00:11:01.060 Oh, he doesn't understand.

00:11:02.240 Yeah.

00:11:02.500 Yeah.

00:11:02.680 I don't understand any of this computer lingo.

00:11:04.420 Like, don't worry, Matt.

00:11:05.380 Neither does Blue Letter Bible.

00:11:06.640 Neither do they.

00:11:07.300 And that's their entire business model.

00:11:09.540 Let's get into some of the content before we get into some of the Toad.

00:11:12.380 Don't be bitter.

00:11:13.120 It's fine.

00:11:13.760 No, I am bitter.

00:11:14.640 No, I want to discuss it.

00:11:15.880 I want to discuss why I'm bitter.

00:11:18.220 Discus?

00:11:19.180 Discus.

00:11:20.120 Maybe not.

00:11:21.020 What are we getting into?

00:11:21.680 Content?

00:11:22.060 Are we going to talk about?

00:11:23.340 I don't know.

00:11:23.960 Is there anything to talk about?

00:11:25.080 I mean, you know, look.

00:11:26.660 I don't know.

00:11:26.980 You went off.

00:11:27.680 We were kidding ourselves if we thought that Blue Letter Bible was ever going to fuck with us,

00:11:33.260 dude.

00:11:33.380 Like, what kind of planet do we live on where Blue Letter Bible, the respectable corporate

00:11:38.820 501c3 establishment church, you know, app or whatever.

00:11:43.840 What are you talking about?

00:11:44.800 Are you talking about three songs in a show?

00:11:46.600 Is going to mess with us?

00:11:48.120 No, crazy, dude.

00:11:49.000 They're not going to mess with us, and I don't blame them.

00:11:52.240 We're disgusting.

00:11:53.800 I mean, they didn't get past the intro, which is crazy.

00:11:56.100 They didn't get past the intro, yeah.

00:11:57.160 I was like, but, you know, they were telling me, like, you know, but don't you think, don't

00:12:01.120 you think, like, when you see your intro?

00:12:03.620 Like, have you looked at your intro?

00:12:04.740 And I was like, yeah, I made it.

00:12:05.660 It was like, yeah.

00:12:06.640 I made it.

00:12:07.120 It took a long time.

00:12:08.060 He's got a point.

00:12:08.660 Can we do this real quick?

00:12:10.560 Go ahead and point at the screen and go, like, real.

00:12:12.960 Yeah, boom.

00:12:13.700 And I'll do it.

00:12:14.340 We're going to kill everybody at Blue Litter Bible.

00:12:20.580 Oh, no.

00:12:21.440 That's not true.

00:12:22.360 That's not true.

00:12:22.960 That's not true.

00:12:24.200 No, we're going to, we'll redo the intro, because that last one was at Elijah Schaefer's place.

00:12:29.460 Oh, oh, okay, the point.

00:12:31.520 Yeah, that's when we were bad people.

00:12:33.840 Maybe if we change that.

00:12:35.160 Well.

00:12:36.240 He goes, he goes, you know, you realize that there's a cartoon depiction of a raven pooping

00:12:41.200 a crystal ball.

00:12:41.880 It's like, that's an egg, first off.

00:12:43.280 He's like, and you're smelling poop.

00:12:45.260 And I'm like, because it's Nephilim shit.

00:12:47.180 Yeah.

00:12:47.720 And he's like, yeah, but you know, people are not going to take us serious.

00:12:50.860 We're not, I'm not looking for anybody to take us serious.

00:12:53.200 Yeah, but I told him, I was like, listen, you want people to take us serious.

00:12:55.660 These are the same people that won't take us serious are like, Israel's our greatest

00:12:58.740 ally.

00:12:59.600 Like, the world is a joke.

00:13:00.720 I don't understand what the, look, man, I don't think that.

00:13:04.680 Full circle on the Palestinians, huh?

00:13:06.820 Kill them, don't kill them.

00:13:07.760 No, no.

00:13:08.480 Just don't be wishy-washy about it, is what I'm saying.

00:13:10.800 But I, I, I like how people take us and, and, you know, I think it's fine.

00:13:16.040 I'm not going to change the intro.

00:13:17.420 The intro is such a banger.

00:13:18.880 Yeah.

00:13:19.160 No, no, no, no.

00:13:20.080 Don't, don't put that on us, Marnie.

00:13:21.900 What are you talking about?

00:13:22.820 We're just fine.

00:13:23.480 I don't want to, all of a sudden, get serious up the show.

00:13:28.020 That's gay.

00:13:28.840 I hate it.

00:13:29.620 Yeah.

00:13:30.020 So what's the problem?

00:13:30.900 It's, I'm, I'm, I am, I am tempering myself to not fall back into, like, is when stuff

00:13:36.460 like this happens.

00:13:37.220 I know.

00:13:37.720 I go, ah!

00:13:38.740 Yeah!

00:13:39.920 All the way back.

00:13:40.920 Slides everything off the table and screams.

00:13:43.320 I know, I know, dude.

00:13:44.680 You want to see silly?

00:13:45.620 You think this is silly, huh?

00:13:47.120 Well, and look, that's, that's really the thing about it is like, if the intro was too

00:13:51.320 much for them, there was a, shout out to, uh, Cindy, a lovely woman, uh, who's, who's,

00:13:58.180 you know, works in the area, came by, saw the studio, really enjoyed her.

00:14:03.100 Do you consider this a ministry, a jeep by Jonathan?

00:14:05.280 Do you consider this a ministry?

00:14:06.600 If not, what's the big deal?

00:14:08.280 I don't understand.

00:14:09.780 We don't even understand those words.

00:14:11.240 That's true.

00:14:12.560 Should we be a 501c3?

00:14:14.280 What's that mean?

00:14:14.980 I don't really know.

00:14:15.660 I like saying it.

00:14:17.120 Because I know that it winds mad up.

00:14:19.120 Is it a mockery?

00:14:20.200 And you said, what does it mean?

00:14:21.060 I'd go, no, no.

00:14:22.580 Ed's a 501c3.

00:14:24.280 And I love Ed.

00:14:25.540 Should we be?

00:14:27.160 Or is there like, are there like standards?

00:14:30.360 Like, do we need a button up shirt or something like that?

00:14:32.260 Because I absolutely can't.

00:14:33.320 Look, David, David literally cannot button up his shirt.

00:14:35.780 There's gravity stopping his shirt from being buttoned.

00:14:38.960 Well, look, man, I don't think that we need to change anything.

00:14:41.900 I'm very happy with this show.

00:14:43.420 No, but you know what the, you know what the blue letter Bible controversy has caused?

00:14:47.900 A schism?

00:14:48.980 A schism?

00:14:49.700 I just wanted to use that word.

00:14:51.440 I don't really know.

00:14:52.420 Probably.

00:14:53.100 But no.

00:14:54.320 Matt goes, he goes, you know what I did last night?

00:14:56.980 Him and his son, Aiden.

00:14:58.280 He goes, he's like, because they were like, because blue letter Bible said that you guys

00:15:02.020 are such bad people.

00:15:03.060 I went and I looked at Tower Gang episodes.

00:15:05.400 I was like, what did you think about him?

00:15:10.060 And he goes, pretty funny.

00:15:12.360 And I go, yeah, I know.

00:15:14.780 They're funny.

00:15:15.680 He said, this is a way better show.

00:15:16.980 And I was like, yeah, because it is.

00:15:18.760 Like, Tower Gang is a show about nothing.

00:15:20.720 Yeah, but it was fun and it was funny.

00:15:22.420 And that was the point.

00:15:23.180 That's all the point.

00:15:24.140 He did say, he's like, that guy, Jose, kind of a wanker.

00:15:26.840 Don't even know why he was with everyone.

00:15:28.200 He uses the word wanker as if it's not bizarre that he uses the word wanker.

00:15:32.980 Well, because Matt's British.

00:15:34.120 He's not a British man.

00:15:35.740 And that's what's bizarre about it.

00:15:36.960 No, he is, though.

00:15:37.540 I don't know another human on this side of the pond that's using the word wanker.

00:15:43.640 Where's that picture?

00:15:44.480 Yeah, he is British.

00:15:45.480 I mean, I'm pretty sure he said it, right?

00:15:47.700 Like, ethnically, Ploop Log says, I went to a private Christian school and y'all remind

00:15:51.800 me of that shit.

00:15:52.480 The good old days, lots of Jesus and lots of fart jokes.

00:15:55.860 Fart.

00:15:56.000 I like a good fart joke.

00:15:56.780 My kids called David Fart David.

00:15:58.780 They're not wrong.

00:15:59.700 I think that's very disrespectful.

00:16:00.980 Can we get into Brandon Biggs?

00:16:02.160 Hello, Degenerate Field.

00:16:03.280 No, no, no.

00:16:03.600 We're still talking about, are we even 501c3 eligible?

00:16:08.080 It would make January a lot easier.

00:16:11.340 Because we would.

00:16:11.720 January.

00:16:12.500 What would we have to file for?

00:16:14.020 We'd have to file.

00:16:14.980 David's like, I'm not.

00:16:16.140 I don't even know what you're talking about.

00:16:18.020 Dave, you should make your household a 501c3.

00:16:20.160 Honestly, maybe that would probably be a good idea because the feds are going to take me

00:16:23.220 to prison soon.

00:16:24.440 You look like you're going to prison soon.

00:16:26.640 You look like my golden sneakers.

00:16:28.920 Look, man, I don't think it's, it's not upsetting to me that Blue Letter Bible does.

00:16:33.000 And look, to be perfectly honest, Blue Letter Bible never said, hey, we're going to send

00:16:37.620 a dude to you.

00:16:38.800 To be perfectly honest, we never use them until asked anyway.

00:16:42.140 That's true.

00:16:42.680 So we heard, there's no skin off my back.

00:16:45.200 There's no skin off my back.

00:16:46.520 I just don't like expression.

00:16:48.100 Yeah, it does sound painful.

00:16:50.600 Don't like it off my back.

00:16:52.660 Well, I think the problem is, is that I don't like to be told like that.

00:16:57.040 I'm not a serious person.

00:17:01.160 It's not a joke.

00:17:02.980 Yeah.

00:17:03.380 All right.

00:17:03.720 Fine.

00:17:04.180 But when you sit there and tell me I'm not a serious person, I'll tell you a serious man

00:17:08.860 doesn't show that much thigh.

00:17:10.360 A serious man shows about 18% less thigh than what you're currently displaying on the screen.

00:17:17.100 And I don't care.

00:17:18.340 You're distracting people.

00:17:19.440 People are trying to watch a show.

00:17:20.440 They're trying to learn something.

00:17:21.520 And right now they're, they're locked into your legs.

00:17:24.600 Going to Guam, Tanamo Bay, baby.

00:17:27.580 Shout out to Elohim.

00:17:28.480 What a banger.

00:17:28.720 Is that where that's at?

00:17:29.540 I don't, I don't think so.

00:17:30.880 It's in Guam.

00:17:31.880 I saw here's, honestly, they told us that stuff about like, they're like five figures.

00:17:36.860 And I was like, that's not even a real place.

00:17:38.580 We're not even going to say the name because we can get in trouble.

00:17:40.560 Yeah.

00:17:40.840 I was like, that's not real.

00:17:41.940 And that's like, so now that now my conspiracy brain starts going.

00:17:44.760 I was like, what are you talking about?

00:17:45.800 Well, we, we, we, I saw text messages from the guy.

00:17:48.700 He seems like a real guy.

00:17:49.500 He seems like he crushes.

00:17:50.440 Shout out to that guy, by the way.

00:17:51.920 Real guy.

00:17:52.520 Which is an awesome guy.

00:17:53.900 And, you know, I just don't know why.

00:17:57.140 Gave a ton of money to somebody else.

00:17:58.580 Not us.

00:17:59.180 A Patreon member.

00:18:00.080 Like, what's going on, dude?

00:18:01.400 Because you just got cash to blow.

00:18:03.420 Just throwing it around.

00:18:04.300 Whatever, dude.

00:18:04.860 It's fine, though.

00:18:05.540 Ultimately, it's fine.

00:18:06.400 Didn't you hear about the, I was asking about the laser.

00:18:08.680 And everyone's like, oh, you got the laser money.

00:18:11.140 I didn't get the laser money.

00:18:12.600 I'm in debt.

00:18:13.700 And you give.

00:18:15.100 That's true.

00:18:16.140 Yeah.

00:18:16.600 And that money could have really went toward the laser.

00:18:18.500 And honestly, you know, I was like, I was going to make so much, so much money with

00:18:21.320 this laser.

00:18:21.760 I can't, I can only figure out how to do small, uh, little wood things.

00:18:25.260 Chachkis.

00:18:25.800 They're very cool, though.

00:18:26.780 They're very nice.

00:18:27.360 But what am I going to do with this stuff?

00:18:28.820 And now.

00:18:29.320 You can't make bigger things.

00:18:30.840 I don't know how.

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00:19:01.640 I've been trying.

00:19:03.760 That's why I wanted to show you.

00:19:04.860 Maybe you could help me.

00:19:05.520 Let's go take a walk.

00:19:06.260 No, I can't do that.

00:19:08.160 What are you talking about?

00:19:09.120 Like, I know how to make a.

00:19:10.360 You gotta see, you gotta see the size of this thing.

00:19:11.920 I seen it.

00:19:12.520 It's like a child's coffin.

00:19:13.960 It's like as big as a.

00:19:15.760 Thinking about it.

00:19:17.640 Can we get into some content?

00:19:19.280 Look, let's get into Brandon Biggs.

00:19:20.580 So everybody loves Brandon Biggs, right?

00:19:22.600 It's one of the first ones that I said.

00:19:24.800 Brandon Biggs is, and maybe the chat can help me out with this.

00:19:28.020 I know he was big for predicting that there was going to be an attempt

00:19:31.500 on Donald Trump's life.

00:19:32.880 Brandon Biggs is fat.

00:19:34.040 He's fatballed gay.

00:19:35.340 Oh, God.

00:19:35.960 Oh, wait.

00:19:36.540 Today we should have done messages from mom.

00:19:38.780 I forgot to send them.

00:19:40.660 I got a ton of them.

00:19:41.840 She sends them.

00:19:42.460 It's crazy.

00:19:43.260 I know.

00:19:43.560 We're never going to get to Brandon Biggs.

00:19:45.400 But it's the middle of the night and my phone is on.

00:19:47.940 It's on like my wooden nightstand.

00:19:50.280 It's just vibrating, buzzing.

00:19:51.920 You keep that on.

00:19:53.020 I would never be able to sleep.

00:19:54.140 Oh, no.

00:19:54.380 I just turned it off now.

00:19:55.220 Okay, yeah.

00:19:55.600 But I'm like, I look.

00:19:56.440 Because like the kids, my parents, I saw him.

00:19:58.240 What is she doing during the witching hour?

00:19:59.800 During the three in the morning.

00:20:01.000 She's like, look at this.

00:20:02.860 Look at this guy.

00:20:04.480 I bet you he won't even talk.

00:20:05.840 I didn't mean that.

00:20:06.440 That was just a silly joke.

00:20:07.580 All right.

00:20:07.760 Well, we'll send it.

00:20:08.520 No, no.

00:20:08.860 He meant it.

00:20:10.700 All right.

00:20:11.200 Anyway, so Brandon Biggs, he becomes, he's a clairvoyant.

00:20:15.580 Well, actually, he says that he's a prophet, a modern day prophet.

00:20:18.300 Now, I don't know that.

00:20:18.960 Do you think I'm a clairvoyant?

00:20:20.420 I don't know that there is such thing.

00:20:23.420 What are you clairvoyantly doing?

00:20:25.480 I think that I see things is what I thought.

00:20:30.200 I thought that I saw things like that.

00:20:32.200 No, he's talking about like whole visions.

00:20:34.760 You got an inclination.

00:20:36.760 That doesn't make you a prophet.

00:20:38.880 He's like, I'm seeing shit.

00:20:40.260 No, but I got an inclination.

00:20:41.880 And then you had a, you had a, is this it?

00:20:44.980 I got dreams.

00:20:46.180 I got dreams.

00:20:47.340 And then that, yeah.

00:20:48.220 I had an inclination.

00:20:49.440 And that's not even the right one.

00:20:50.500 That's not the same thing either.

00:20:51.920 It's this one.

00:20:52.440 I got dreams.

00:20:54.440 That's it.

00:20:55.000 Yeah.

00:20:55.320 And then I had an inclination.

00:20:56.500 Then you had a dream.

00:20:57.620 Why does your eyebrow look like that, David?

00:21:00.040 What?

00:21:00.800 All crooked and stuff.

00:21:01.820 Yeah, I don't know.

00:21:03.180 He's just, he's just messed up.

00:21:04.580 What, Scott?

00:21:06.460 All right.

00:21:06.940 All right.

00:21:07.180 So go ahead and talk about Brandon Biggs.

00:21:08.800 I'm going to pull up some more.

00:21:09.860 I'm trying to.

00:21:10.380 So Brandon Biggs.

00:21:11.240 Well, Harry, get to it.

00:21:12.320 Get to it.

00:21:12.980 This is taking forever.

00:21:13.660 He's a bald, gay prophet, right?

00:21:16.460 And I don't know if there's precedent for prophets existing anymore.

00:21:19.520 I thought the times of prophets were over.

00:21:21.180 That's apparently debatable.

00:21:22.240 Whatever.

00:21:22.580 So this guy is inundated with visions.

00:21:24.920 And one of the visions that he became very, you know, renowned for was that there was going

00:21:29.580 to be an attempt on Donald Trump's life.

00:21:31.060 I don't think you've become very renowned.

00:21:34.180 I think that's like a, I don't know how you're using that word.

00:21:37.780 He became renowned.

00:21:39.680 It's kind of like.

00:21:40.640 He became gibbereem.

00:21:41.060 Yeah, it's like that.

00:21:42.880 It's like that thing.

00:21:43.840 But you're doing it wrong again.

00:21:46.720 I'm just, I got to correct you because you corrected me on how I said woman.

00:21:52.340 And I don't forget.

00:21:54.260 Well, for some reason, you can't say like women.

00:21:56.900 You say women.

00:21:57.780 I don't even hear it.

00:21:58.840 What are you talking?

00:22:01.280 I can't even hear that.

00:22:02.520 Like on the Neft to America thing, when you were like, we like to apologize on behalf of

00:22:07.500 all of our stakeholders.

00:22:08.520 And then instead of saying women, you hate DB Cooter.

00:22:11.860 Go to hell.

00:22:12.620 You just said a woman.

00:22:14.680 And I thought it was so funny that you said it that way.

00:22:16.800 I thought it was on purpose.

00:22:17.600 Now I'm realizing I literally can't hear it.

00:22:20.440 I can't say it any other way.

00:22:21.300 I don't know.

00:22:21.920 Every time you say I'm like, I don't know what you're talking about.

00:22:24.320 It's the same thing.

00:22:25.460 Women.

00:22:26.760 All right.

00:22:27.260 Let's try it.

00:22:28.280 Hold on.

00:22:28.680 I'm sorry.

00:22:29.060 We're doing the messages.

00:22:29.980 No, do messages.

00:22:30.900 Let me talk.

00:22:31.540 No, no.

00:22:32.060 This is more important.

00:22:32.940 We don't care about this.

00:22:33.540 OK, so Brandon Biggs says that a bullet's going to go by Donald Trump's ears and his

00:22:37.680 eardrum's going to burst.

00:22:38.920 He's going to hit the ground.

00:22:39.740 He's going to become on fire for the Lord.

00:22:41.100 And then now our sweet, dear friend, Clint Russell, actually was a big fan.

00:22:47.400 He believed it?

00:22:49.220 Well, he posted it and basically said like, wow, this is pretty wild.

00:22:52.420 He's on this guy wherever you were.

00:22:53.740 And I mean, this guy, I mean, Clint Russell, like he's a what was he?

00:22:57.300 What's wrong with Clint Russell?

00:22:58.980 Listening, listening to gospel music.

00:23:01.820 Yeah.

00:23:02.360 Brushing.

00:23:03.200 Big fan of rap.

00:23:05.780 Well, I mean, some of it's cool, right?

00:23:08.680 Liking Timothy Albarino.

00:23:10.480 That's gay and unforgivable.

00:23:12.160 Brandon Biggs.

00:23:13.120 Well, you know, so Brandon Biggs says this thing's going to happen and then something

00:23:16.120 pretty reminiscent of it happens.

00:23:18.100 I'll give him that one.

00:23:19.020 But now Brandon Biggs is saying this is from Truth Poll, which is a very reputable source

00:23:25.140 of information on X here.

00:23:26.440 It says breaking Brandon breaking the person who predicted President Trump's assassination

00:23:31.220 incorrectly attempt months prior to the incident tells about another vision of an alien mothership.

00:23:38.460 What are you telling me?

00:23:39.100 You're telling me that he got great.

00:23:43.320 Maybe he'll come on the show.

00:23:44.560 All right.

00:23:44.720 Let's see what this fat guy has to say.

00:23:46.300 OK, let her rip.

00:23:47.480 Here we go.

00:23:47.980 What if it's just an ad for Blue Letter Bible?

00:23:50.680 Son of a bitch.

00:23:52.860 We're not doing it for free again.

00:23:55.100 And it flies over the Vatican and it goes over the Mayan temples down in Mexico.

00:24:00.220 And I said, Lord, is there two of these?

00:24:02.040 Because I keep praying about this.

00:24:03.000 And he said, no, it's just one.

00:24:04.180 And that's what's going to make everybody freak out because they're going to see it

00:24:06.160 moving across the ocean.

00:24:07.940 You understand?

00:24:09.020 It's going to be something that's going to be on TV.

00:24:11.060 It's going to move across the ocean.

00:24:12.300 And people are going to freak out in the days ahead.

00:24:14.240 Then I saw little bitty ships coming out of this mothership that were balls of light.

00:24:19.080 And it wasn't a real ship.

00:24:20.120 It was demonic looking light that was traveling around causing confusion in our skies.

00:24:25.840 What's that?

00:24:26.500 Brandon, that sounds way out there.

00:24:27.520 Yeah.

00:24:27.800 I don't know.

00:24:28.500 Hold on.

00:24:29.440 That looks just like the thing I saw, by the way.

00:24:32.100 What did you see?

00:24:33.200 I saw a comet.

00:24:35.360 I guess it was a comet.

00:24:36.360 I just wasn't so...

00:24:37.080 Did you see a comet?

00:24:38.100 When?

00:24:39.120 I told you about it.

00:24:40.840 I don't listen to what you say.

00:24:42.280 All right.

00:24:42.520 Well, I saw one very recently.

00:24:44.520 But look at this.

00:24:46.060 Biochar ASMR.

00:24:47.520 Yeah, that's something different.

00:24:49.280 Oh, shit.

00:24:49.920 What is that?

00:24:50.440 Look, in Florida skies.

00:24:51.760 Yeah.

00:24:52.060 So Christopher Gardner.

00:24:53.680 Shout out Biochar Chris Gardner.

00:24:55.500 Yeah.

00:24:55.560 He's like, did you guys see anything weird in the sky?

00:24:58.760 Did you tell him that I did?

00:25:00.580 And I go, I don't even look up, dog.

00:25:02.360 That's true.

00:25:02.780 I say I'm furious right now.

00:25:04.080 You have no idea the shit that these people are putting me through.

00:25:06.660 It involves five figures in a country I can't pronounce.

00:25:09.920 Whoa, it's pretty easy.

00:25:10.700 He doesn't even care.

00:25:11.580 It's one silbalo.

00:25:12.220 So look at this, though.

00:25:14.040 I didn't see that.

00:25:15.160 That's...

00:25:15.480 If you're not looking...

00:25:16.260 We'll go back out of that.

00:25:17.580 Yeah, hold on.

00:25:18.740 Hold on.

00:25:19.420 Okay.

00:25:19.900 Talk about it.

00:25:20.340 It's like swirls in the sky for the audio listeners.

00:25:23.740 Kind of looks like a...

00:25:24.740 What do you call those things?

00:25:26.180 The...

00:25:26.580 Ooh, mommy.

00:25:27.420 No, no, no, no, no.

00:25:28.120 Not ooh, ooh, mamu.

00:25:30.840 Silbalo.

00:25:31.280 Thank you, Agatha.

00:25:32.680 It's...

00:25:33.440 Looks like the Northern Lights a little bit.

00:25:35.400 Sort of, kind of.

00:25:35.900 Yeah, but this is in Florida.

00:25:37.140 But, like, weak.

00:25:38.720 Or this is by him.

00:25:39.940 Bobby Johnson says, saw that in Summerfield this morning.

00:25:42.800 Oh, so you're in Summerfield?

00:25:44.220 Bobby, what do you...

00:25:44.920 How come you're never coming to the freaking standard coffee shop?

00:25:47.440 And I know you're a Christian because you watch this show, and obviously you watch this

00:25:50.200 show, so you read the Bible.

00:25:51.220 I mean, people that watch this show read the Bible, and they want to read the better Bibles

00:25:54.580 with great translations, Bobby.

00:25:56.840 Bobby, how come you're not at the standard coffee shop, coffee lounge?

00:25:59.700 On your shirt.

00:26:00.280 The shirt.

00:26:00.920 He's got a shirt on.

00:26:02.880 It doesn't say coffee lounge.

00:26:04.060 It says something different.

00:26:04.700 Why are you not there?

00:26:05.300 How come you're not there?

00:26:06.460 Imagine.

00:26:07.120 Imagine being...

00:26:07.760 So, anyway, so I go, no, I didn't see that, Christopher.

00:26:10.220 What the hell are you talking about?

00:26:11.080 Well, then he sent this.

00:26:11.820 This is interesting.

00:26:12.580 This looks much more similar to what I saw.

00:26:15.120 Then he sent this.

00:26:16.120 Did you see this?

00:26:17.120 I don't know.

00:26:17.560 Let it rip.

00:26:18.440 Did you see it, though?

00:26:19.360 I can't see it right now, so don't know.

00:26:22.780 This guy.

00:26:23.280 Look at his face.

00:26:24.400 Oh, he's got a dumb face.

00:26:26.100 Here we go.

00:26:26.620 Is he going to point?

00:26:27.100 They're here, guys.

00:26:28.820 All over Florida last night.

00:26:31.160 Check this out.

00:26:31.900 People saw anomalies in the sky.

00:26:34.940 And not only that, please...

00:26:36.220 Get the fuck out of here.

00:26:37.040 I'm sorry.

00:26:37.640 This is a Christian show.

00:26:38.520 Jeez, man.

00:26:39.080 I got it on video.

00:26:40.480 Oh, you got it, too?

00:26:41.660 Well, yeah, but it's hard because the first one is through my screen.

00:26:45.920 And it, like, wants to prioritize the screen.

00:26:47.960 Like, my screen didn't pour.

00:26:48.800 Did you ask Grock what it was?

00:26:50.320 No.

00:26:50.560 And then I ran outside.

00:26:52.060 How did you run?

00:26:52.680 Wait, wait.

00:26:53.100 Let's see.

00:26:53.380 This is how I ran outside.

00:26:54.700 Look at how he runs.

00:26:56.420 And I ran outside, and I noticed nobody else was looking up.

00:27:00.200 His kid's like, Dad, what are you doing?

00:27:01.380 He's like, ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta.

00:27:02.560 Here, maybe I can send it to the thing.

00:27:04.460 I mean, it's not great.

00:27:05.460 Hold on.

00:27:05.740 Let's keep watching this guy because he's probably got a better video than you.

00:27:08.420 It's better.

00:27:09.380 I saw it, too, and I'm going to show you guys what we saw in Miami.

00:27:13.160 But take a look at this.

00:27:14.020 Look at this.

00:27:14.380 Watch how it turns.

00:27:15.480 Like, nah.

00:27:16.440 Nah, I didn't see it turn.

00:27:18.060 Look, he's going that way.

00:27:19.020 So what's strange about it.

00:27:20.280 Oh, that's interesting.

00:27:21.120 i didn't know we were gonna get into this yeah that looks a lot like what i saw yeah what do

00:27:25.800 you think it is a rocket spacex like that what is that yeah that's what i saw and i didn't send you

00:27:32.520 the video because the video just doesn't do it justice how come you didn't say i saw a ufo here's

00:27:36.860 our video i actually believe that i saw that i don't think you did yeah i even told wes uh um

00:27:43.100 our buddy wes is not in the gc wesley roth wes isn't in the racist gc by the way guys it's just

00:27:49.620 old people taking pictures at the okay hold on a second let me let me see what i said to you last

00:27:53.900 night i said uh was it fermented jellyfish that's right um uh i want bacon bacon egg and cheese at

00:28:01.480 standard coffee shop would be nice asking for bacon egg and cheese and he just keeps not providing it

00:28:06.660 i took a bunch of night quill great story hold on i'm jacked up right now and you're not helping i

00:28:12.780 don't know that wasn't feeling good i was sick um i can't be hypnotized these are great conversations

00:28:18.060 actually i don't know where it's at but i definitely told you guys guys maybe we should

00:28:21.780 give them access to the group chat for like a small fee five figures you and matt um yeah but

00:28:28.680 yeah you know i was thinking about this kind of messed up selling screenshots of whatever

00:28:32.260 is left of the group chat of tower game oh that's pretty funny would you want that for money

00:28:36.640 well look look look i want to talk about things because i did see that and um oh you seen it i seen

00:28:42.140 how come you didn't call me because what's wrong with you a little gassy so when it happened my my

00:28:49.420 i'm sitting with my back to the screen and my wife goes is that a blimp yeah and i turn around and i'm

00:28:54.940 like i'm just looking at it and i'm going based that's not a fucking blimp dude with the well i was

00:29:00.500 you know this is an extreme moment and i get up and i'm staring at it the reason she thought it was a

00:29:05.880 blimp is because it was cloudy out and this thing was casting a beam of light behind it and it was

00:29:11.220 creating a cone of illumination on the clouds so it kind of looked like there was a bunch of

00:29:15.740 shit going on drone scout scout drone no so i thought it was um the reason i thought it was a

00:29:21.580 ufo is why didn't you call me the reason i thought it was a ufo is because no answer if you look at

00:29:28.320 like a meteor like like that thing right there it's just tail well no it's just cruising like you know

00:29:34.840 like a meteor or a comet moves pretty damn fast like i've seen shooting stars and it's just like

00:29:38.700 like it streaks across the sky and you're like wow i'm watching this thing just go across the sky

00:29:44.500 um and then the reason that i think that it was uh blacktown honey says david you are always uh so

00:29:52.300 gassy you need a digestive enzyme maybe possibly i drank some kombucha today um david's got a lot of

00:29:58.740 weird issues i do too but i keep them to myself um uh how come no one's uh making nancy read

00:30:06.340 that's fine oh yeah nobody wants to donate to us today that's fine i get it they're like like

00:30:10.560 yeah we're maxed out dog well no i get it a lot of them sent money to blue letter bible

00:30:14.300 and they're all they're tapped so uh that's very interesting why don't we bring back ben

00:30:19.940 brandon big fat bald profit brandon big fat uh here we go uh elaine herrera says i saw one of

00:30:29.220 those this morning very interesting elaine but you could be lying yeah probably that's not that's

00:30:34.540 toad are you sure yeah dude i'm very sure you're just you just toad is on the um screen different

00:30:41.320 fat guy well that's not this guy there he is i see the similarities okay here we go let her rip

00:30:47.080 i didn't even want to talk about it but i'm instructed to is this in fast motion or am i like

00:30:51.920 having a stroke but maybe he's just a very fast guy he looks fast he looks like he has cancer like

00:31:00.720 he doesn't look like a guy that you would trust no base kothar says get toad on he's coming on

00:31:08.000 monday on monday pay attention it's gonna be good you say well brandon that sounds like you're on

00:31:12.480 something well no folks i'm just here to warn you i'm just here to warn you and it's it's wild out

00:31:17.040 there as a sound fearful sights you will see that will bring you to your knee i'm here to warn you

00:31:20.700 did you go to your knees did it bring you to your knees no um like i said i ran outside i got two

00:31:26.400 videos yeah one's on my porch through the screen you have shorts on and i was like this is not good

00:31:31.120 yeah i was in shorts probably and shoes and no uh so my feet were just blap blap blap blap blap

00:31:36.420 blap on the concrete as i ran laughing on the street nobody else was looking up and you know that big

00:31:41.500 field by my house so i have like uh it's not nice to be good old brandon big's eyebrows uh so you know i

00:31:48.900 have that big field right yeah and so i can see unobstructed for really far he's blapping through

00:31:54.680 i watch this thing and also not to mention his eyes i've got eyes like a hawk raven bird like a

00:32:02.180 bird like with good eyes so um yeah it was just weird man i i i thought it was ufo and then i was

00:32:09.900 like actually it was probably a comet because of the whole tail situation because yeah but how come no

00:32:15.340 one said anything oh well i mean nasa's on strike nasa's on strike apparently everybody saw some

00:32:20.920 shit in the skies in florida so i wasn't the only one so where's brandon biggs at he's in heaven

00:32:28.180 oh god i know probably look at the green screen what is up with this let him rip it's only a little

00:32:33.080 bit longer with trying to deceive people with what's coming he's going to throw all the curveballs he

00:32:38.240 can to try to deceive the nations yep you think he's a 501c3 man look at those titties as soon as

00:32:44.620 he backed up like that i said look at those titties it's like it reminded me of that donald trump tweet

00:32:49.020 with uh i was a barney frank and he's like look at this nipples protruding very disrespectful yeah i'm

00:32:54.980 sorry but he's probably a nice guy no no there was another i don't know maybe the chat knows but

00:33:00.940 there's other things that he's like kind of predict he's a shady character uh that's how clint looks to me

00:33:06.320 but dinner looks very similar when the anti-credits steps on the scene and he says hey we have a

00:33:10.400 solution for all the problems in the guy looks like fat lex luther he does look like fat lex luther

00:33:14.480 all i have p i'm gonna bring peace i'm gonna bring in prosperity i'm gonna do all this but all you have

00:33:20.020 to do is value your knee to me on fridays and you're gonna have to get a chip you're gonna have

00:33:22.860 why friday that's a specific day why not saturn day why not saturday why not every day

00:33:29.400 you'd think marty max is nice guy with some great tits yeah but we'll blame him

00:33:34.540 well hold on here's your here's your sign here why is this look it's muslim oh no it's the muslims

00:33:42.180 i can't i can't do it with the anti-muzzy propaganda anymore guys it's the muslims they're here i guarantee

00:33:48.460 you we got at least one of those shout out beck lover who will uh gather his his friends invade

00:33:54.100 our country stab our men and impose sharia law on our women while we make excuses for him i'm just

00:34:00.180 running interference for him like go ahead baby go ahead beck lover stab us and sharia law is sharia

00:34:06.920 law our women pull aside my black curtain now listen i don't like it i don't like what that

00:34:13.200 that little bit at the end there because it tells you a lot unless am i looking too much into this or

00:34:17.580 am i stupid that's the least interesting part the interesting part to me is that this three-eye

00:34:22.180 atlas thing which is clearly some big fake gay thing so he's saying we're gonna see shit in the sky

00:34:26.500 he's saying it's three-eye atlas in the heat of battle your squad relies on you don't let them

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00:34:56.220 that little gassy i know but the gas is on the microphone and it's going to ruin the microphone

00:35:04.400 jim says mommy would look great in a burka thank you jim yeah i think actually you know it would be

00:35:10.160 it would be very funny if when we went on uh what if we did that let's do that what on uh you want

00:35:17.660 to go on the radio show for for the for the villages hold on no no no he's there he goes

00:35:22.320 no it would be very funny if we uh oh someone's calling me who's calling you don't they know that

00:35:30.980 i is that my cousin it's my wife my wife all right well i'm quite frankly with burkas just like this

00:35:37.100 you want to go on i don't know if frank would be down with if we wore burkas on his show we'd be

00:35:40.900 like yo it's this halal baby it's halal whatever that is he lives in like new york so he gets it

00:35:46.880 yeah that would be funny i think it would be funny but i think he might be a little bit like oh no

00:35:53.240 what if we did like layers of costume so we had that oh and then we take it off and we're cowboys

00:35:58.320 and then we take that off from colin kaepernick i don't know i mean we have to wear something um

00:36:05.340 do you want to go to the next video i have which is something that i wanted to play

00:36:08.380 she's got a great idea what's this uh white burkas with pointy hats oh no it's a type of burka isn't

00:36:15.560 it yeah it is a type of burka yeah they're observing i'll tell you what i am very gassy and and and do

00:36:22.020 have to pee soon so maybe we will bring the people is it break time maybe well let's do a little

00:36:26.940 toad break you want to see the laser pp three minutes worth of toad that's enough time to go

00:36:32.040 pp make a fart and see the laser no way we're gonna wait wait wait wait wait for it we're playing our

00:36:37.280 bye guys it's gonna get all right wait for it nancy sorry barry terror kidsy texican

00:36:43.540 hello there the angel from my nightmare the shadow in the background of the lord the unsuspecting

00:37:02.080 victim of darkness in the valley we can live like jack and sally if we want you can always find me

00:37:11.000 we'll have halloween on christmas and in the night we'll wish this never ends we'll wish this never ends

00:37:19.220 where are you and i'm so sorry i cannot sleep but cannot dream tonight i need somebody and always

00:37:47.220 always this sick strange darkness comes creeping on so haunting every time and as i stared i counted

00:37:56.120 the webs from all the spiders catching things and eating their insides like indecision to call you

00:38:04.500 and hear your voice of treason will you come home and stop this pain tonight stop this pain don't waste your

00:38:13.080 time on me you're already in the voice inside my hand i miss you don't waste your time on me you're

00:38:22.880 already in the voice inside my hand i miss you don't waste your time on me you're already in the voice inside my hand i miss you miss you

00:38:29.880 don't waste your time on me you're already in the voice inside my hand i miss you don't waste your time on me you're already in the voice inside my hand i miss you

00:38:36.880 don't waste your time on me you're already in the voice inside my hand i miss you don't waste your time on me you're already in the voice inside my hand i miss you don't waste your time on me you're already in the voice inside my hand i miss you

00:38:52.840 I miss you. Don't waste your time on me. You're already in the voice inside my end.

00:39:12.100 I miss you. Don't waste your time on me. You're already in the voice inside my end.

00:39:16.820 I miss you. Miss you.

00:39:22.840 I miss you, miss you.

00:39:32.600 I miss you, miss you.

00:39:45.880 Who said, who said horseshit?

00:39:47.840 It was, it was, it was Lord Nero doesn't like it.

00:39:51.540 And everybody else likes it.

00:39:53.480 Put up all the, on the, all the comments of people clearly liking it.

00:39:56.740 So that Lord Nero can realize that his, his, his taste in things is bad.

00:40:02.020 Yeah, this is great.

00:40:03.260 This is great.

00:40:04.080 Hello there.

00:40:05.600 The angel from my nightmares.

00:40:07.740 All right, Nancy, please do your job.

00:40:09.060 Nancy, make the noise happen.

00:40:12.120 Thank you.

00:40:15.120 You're muted.

00:40:17.820 I have to find the comment.

00:40:19.540 But Barry Texan says the Patreons chat are top and Raven's favorite people.

00:40:27.700 This is absolutely true.

00:40:28.980 This is true.

00:40:29.500 This is absolutely true.

00:40:31.940 And, and, and I kind of want to give a quick shout out to, there was a gentleman.

00:40:35.820 I don't know if he's a Patreons member, but Eric.

00:40:37.760 Is Barry the one that.

00:40:38.800 Barry's awesome.

00:40:39.500 Barry's the one that did the messages from mom.

00:40:42.040 Yeah, she's great.

00:40:44.160 Shout out to Eric.

00:40:45.260 Eric was in the coffee shop today.

00:40:46.920 He's a listener for like two years and he's kind of a local dude.

00:40:49.720 Oh, interesting listener.

00:40:50.520 Is he a Patreons member?

00:40:51.980 I don't know if he's a Patreons member.

00:40:52.300 I would hope that he's a Patreons member.

00:40:53.300 So he's a poor for two whole years.

00:40:54.780 He could be a poor for two years.

00:40:55.840 And look, I'm not here to judge anybody's fight, but it does disgust me.

00:40:58.880 It does.

00:40:59.280 I expect them to be better after a little while.

00:41:01.660 The M2.

00:41:02.100 Rev Sims loves Nancy's.

00:41:03.460 It's soothing, isn't it?

00:41:04.800 Yeah, I like it.

00:41:05.480 It's soothing.

00:41:06.300 I was looking for the cat.

00:41:07.380 The cat head bop.

00:41:08.380 I don't know.

00:41:09.040 We got to get one of these going for when Toad is going.

00:41:11.560 Just like in the corner.

00:41:13.500 Like one of these guys and just bop in his head.

00:41:15.060 Yeah, I see what you're talking about.

00:41:16.100 The chat doesn't.

00:41:16.760 They don't know what you're talking about.

00:41:17.680 It's fine.

00:41:17.940 All right.

00:41:18.260 So we have this other video that I think is interesting.

00:41:20.660 And I wanted to play it when we were doing the episode with.

00:41:24.460 Who the hell did we talk to recently?

00:41:25.960 Jacob Israel.

00:41:26.880 This one.

00:41:27.080 Jacob Israel.

00:41:27.740 That's the one.

00:41:28.200 Let's let that rip.

00:41:29.900 Tater chip.

00:41:30.480 Man, I let out a lot of farts.

00:41:33.040 Didn't let out enough.

00:41:33.600 What, Trump going to hell?

00:41:35.420 Yeah, this is an interesting one.

00:41:36.580 They're going to kick us out.

00:41:39.280 Who's going to kick us out?

00:41:40.580 I don't know, maybe.

00:41:41.480 Well, no, we're not going to kick him out.

00:41:42.760 This is Neptune America is for the poors, too.

00:41:45.600 Well, the disgusting, filthy poors.

00:41:47.520 So you're talking about Matt.

00:41:48.320 Probably it's going to.

00:41:49.140 Oh, yeah.

00:41:49.400 Matt's probably going to kick us out soon.

00:41:50.700 Yeah, we got a couple of weeks to do.

00:41:52.080 If he sees this episode.

00:41:53.360 When he sees it.

00:41:54.360 He's right now.

00:41:54.980 He's moving his stuff out.

00:41:56.260 He's sliding the desk out of.

00:41:58.840 Not good.

00:41:59.680 Not good.

00:42:01.180 All right.

00:42:01.660 So let's let's let this.

00:42:03.860 What was that?

00:42:05.920 I don't know.

00:42:07.020 Oh, there it is.

00:42:08.280 There it is.

00:42:08.920 Super chat.

00:42:09.920 Schizofren.

00:42:10.880 Is Schizofren Milhouse?

00:42:12.760 I don't know if it's Milhouse.

00:42:14.720 Schizofren says, I'm going to Guam.

00:42:19.140 He's going to Guam so hard.

00:42:20.760 Thank you.

00:42:21.100 Thank you, Schizofren.

00:42:22.960 That's actually.

00:42:23.840 OK, OK, OK.

00:42:24.620 Funny.

00:42:24.900 That's a banger.

00:42:25.800 So we've we.

00:42:27.220 The show is developing terminologies.

00:42:29.780 Yeah, I'm going to Guam.

00:42:31.140 I'm going to Guam.

00:42:32.060 I'm going to Guam.

00:42:32.960 For real.

00:42:33.720 If you if you give like five dollars or more, you're Guam.

00:42:40.420 I just Guammed all over us.

00:42:42.400 I like that one.

00:42:43.060 That's Guammed up.

00:42:43.940 Oh, man.

00:42:44.660 And so that means Blap is going to have to take an ancillary step to the side.

00:42:48.440 I mean, you're getting Blap, but then you're getting Guammed.

00:42:50.780 You know, it just depends.

00:42:52.340 It's different magnitudes.

00:42:53.560 You know what I'm saying?

00:42:54.100 Oh, wait, from where?

00:43:00.400 From Scott on Rumble, he says, I miss you.

00:43:04.300 Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, Nancy.

00:43:05.980 Wait, before you read it, is he Guaman or it's five dollars or more?

00:43:08.600 Is he Guaman or is he?

00:43:09.700 No, it's two dollars, but it's Scott.

00:43:12.700 It's Scott.

00:43:13.380 We'll allow it.

00:43:14.620 OK, do it again, Scott.

00:43:15.740 You're getting blapped.

00:43:16.440 So go ahead.

00:43:17.020 Let her rip.

00:43:18.580 He says, I miss you in the discord, Nancy.

00:43:23.000 No, I miss Scott.

00:43:24.160 Stop talking to Nancy.

00:43:26.240 You it costs five dollars or more to talk to Nancy.

00:43:28.980 Top Guaman is great.

00:43:30.380 Top Guaman is good.

00:43:31.440 Top Guaman with the hair, too.

00:43:33.160 There's a lot going on there.

00:43:34.540 All right.

00:43:34.840 Let's watch him go to hell.

00:43:36.280 Trump's going to hell.

00:43:37.660 You had talked a couple of weeks ago.

00:43:39.240 You were doing an interview and you talked about how this looks fake.

00:43:42.780 You know, those those fake videos they do where it's like altercations on trains and

00:43:46.980 planes and buses.

00:43:47.800 And then it's like if you look at the background, you're like, this is a fake plane, you

00:43:50.880 assholes, a fake plane.

00:43:51.920 And someone's just there with a big fan right now.

00:43:55.160 You guys aren't in a plane.

00:43:56.920 Maybe.

00:43:57.440 That's Air Force One, dog.

00:43:58.700 And the war in Ukraine because it might help you get into heaven.

00:44:02.660 How does how does this help?

00:44:04.740 Does this help?

00:44:05.640 I mean, you know, I'm being a little cute.

00:44:09.400 I don't think there's anything going to get me in heaven.

00:44:11.600 OK.

00:44:11.740 The things that I've done, the kids that I've raised.

00:44:15.960 The children whose faces I've worn.

00:44:18.820 Do you realize that there was two boats filled with children along the New York City skyline?

00:44:24.880 And I drank every one of them.

00:44:27.400 Every child on every boat.

00:44:29.060 I think I think I'm not maybe heaven bound.

00:44:33.100 I may be in heaven right now as we fly an Air Force One.

00:44:36.280 I'm not sure I'm going to be able to make heaven.

00:44:39.160 But I'm not very nefarious.

00:44:41.820 He's just being a cheeky guy.

00:44:43.580 He's being cheeky.

00:44:44.040 He's going right to heaven.

00:44:45.660 Wow.

00:44:46.400 We got more money.

00:44:48.300 What's it say?

00:44:50.160 Royal Deluxe says Scott misses Nancy.

00:44:54.120 Oh, he found a loophole.

00:44:56.180 Yeah, he did find it.

00:44:57.420 Fine.

00:44:57.900 He found it.

00:44:58.480 You paid your friend to say that.

00:45:01.420 Now, here's the thing.

00:45:02.520 Stop flirting with our producer.

00:45:04.200 Yeah, you nasties.

00:45:05.860 You've got you've got.

00:45:06.840 Hey.

00:45:07.620 Oh, no, no, no, no.

00:45:08.740 This is a Christian show.

00:45:09.940 Yeah, but.

00:45:11.080 No flirting on a Christian show.

00:45:12.440 This is what got us kicked off of a.

00:45:14.340 Blue Letter Bible.

00:45:15.380 We got kicked off the Bible.

00:45:16.820 Yeah.

00:45:17.600 I can't read it.

00:45:18.340 Don't flirt with Nancy on the show.

00:45:19.880 You nasties.

00:45:20.900 Yeah.

00:45:21.160 Stop flirting with Nancy.

00:45:22.120 You have all day.

00:45:22.940 She's got a job to do.

00:45:24.360 And all night to flirt with Nancy.

00:45:25.860 Nancy barely shows up to work.

00:45:27.140 And when she does show up to work.

00:45:28.140 You're going to flirt with her?

00:45:29.260 Flirt, flirt, flirt.

00:45:30.160 Flirt, flirt, flirt.

00:45:30.920 Don't like that.

00:45:31.680 This video here with Trump.

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00:46:00.240 He's a nothing burger.

00:46:06.120 Yeah, that was gay of me.

00:46:07.480 Although, he probably is not going to happen.

00:46:10.180 You think so?

00:46:10.980 Yeah, I think this is my feeling.

00:46:12.760 Well, he's in a time-traveling antichrist.

00:46:14.160 I feel a little bit of, oh, no.

00:46:16.440 What are we doing?

00:46:18.320 Schizofren says, where are my future?

00:46:21.700 Guam-ing or Blapping?

00:46:23.360 Top Blabster.

00:46:24.420 Blapping.

00:46:25.240 Top Blabster.

00:46:26.100 He's Blapping.

00:46:26.700 Yeah.

00:46:26.940 Big Lord.

00:46:27.840 Blap, blap, blap, blap, blap, blap, blap, blap.

00:46:29.900 I'm not going to answer it.

00:46:30.980 That's not a big Guam.

00:46:32.020 That's a little blap.

00:46:32.900 Your T-shirts are in the mail, stupid.

00:46:36.420 All right.

00:46:36.900 Let's get into this other one, then.

00:46:38.040 This is actually something with some meat on the bone.

00:46:40.400 This is from Nick Hinton, friend of the show, who promises to come on constantly and doesn't come on.

00:46:44.240 Do you think that they're going to...

00:46:45.900 Thigh cam.

00:46:46.960 Do you think that this is like a slight admission to Trump?

00:46:49.360 He's like, you know, I don't know if I'll make it to heaven.

00:46:52.260 It's kind of like a...

00:46:53.440 Could be fun.

00:46:54.080 Like, I'm not a Christian.

00:46:55.560 This kind of thing.

00:46:57.040 I don't know.

00:46:57.840 I mean...

00:46:58.720 I guess if somebody asks you if you're going to heaven, you probably...

00:47:01.220 David is the kind of guy who'd be like, yeah, hell yeah.

00:47:02.900 Well, I mean, because it's very explicit.

00:47:05.360 Yeah, me first, dog.

00:47:05.860 My eternal salvation is brought already.

00:47:09.260 It's already brought by the sacrifice of our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ.

00:47:12.700 By faith, I've already gotten my way into heaven.

00:47:14.460 You think you're getting in?

00:47:15.220 You think you're just a shoo-in?

00:47:17.040 I mean, I read the directions.

00:47:19.360 Uh-huh.

00:47:19.860 It says faith, not works.

00:47:22.300 Yeah, so you're telling me that those guys doing all the sacrifices and they're tying

00:47:25.020 their arms with leather and they're swinging the chickens around, you said that's all wrong?

00:47:28.040 Well, I don't know.

00:47:28.600 Maybe they're getting, like, cool stuff when they get there.

00:47:31.660 Like, I might not have any stuff when I get there, but at least I won't.

00:47:35.320 You know what I mean?

00:47:35.880 He gets there with the gold shoes.

00:47:36.780 He's like, I gotta take those off.

00:47:38.240 Literally, you gotta take those off.

00:47:39.620 You can't get in with nothing at all.

00:47:41.460 Just take your shoes.

00:47:42.180 But, I mean, you know, otherwise, I think, you know.

00:47:46.520 It's Scott again.

00:47:47.500 I know it.

00:47:48.560 Am I allowed to do $2?

00:47:50.820 Yeah, go ahead.

00:47:51.640 This is the last time.

00:47:52.460 No, no.

00:47:52.860 Go ahead.

00:47:53.300 I like it.

00:47:54.620 It's from Soul Explorer Coaching.

00:47:57.820 He says, I have an important message for Nancy.

00:48:02.440 Doubt it.

00:48:04.480 That's it.

00:48:05.160 That's all you wrote.

00:48:06.520 Oh.

00:48:08.140 It's better not.

00:48:08.880 Whatever the message is, better not be flirting.

00:48:10.580 Yeah.

00:48:12.180 Because I'm drawing a line.

00:48:14.000 Yeah, this is how you think you're getting into heaven is this is how you get into heaven.

00:48:17.720 And he's right, Bobby Johnson.

00:48:19.120 By helping the music at the 501c3.

00:48:21.480 That's right.

00:48:22.200 Well, that might get you some stuff in heaven.

00:48:24.880 Yeah, dog.

00:48:25.780 But, you know, but as far as getting into heaven, it's just, you know, faith.

00:48:29.340 Yeah, but no, that's how you get in.

00:48:30.840 No, no, no.

00:48:31.200 That's how you get cool.

00:48:32.040 I don't know.

00:48:32.620 Like, your works get you stuff.

00:48:34.120 I'm in.

00:48:34.540 But your faith gets you in.

00:48:35.280 We'd know better if we were allowed to read the Bible.

00:48:37.620 Okay, so Nick Hinton here.

00:48:39.460 He posts, it seems Thomas Horn,

00:48:41.620 who I don't know because I don't read,

00:48:43.580 accurately predicted the beginning of the Great Tribulation in his book called The Wormwood

00:48:47.240 Prophecy.

00:48:48.740 He claimed the biblical apocalypse would start around October 13th, give or take some days,

00:48:53.880 2025, when the Antichrist makes peace in the Middle East.

00:48:58.700 Today, Donald Trump did that.

00:48:59.880 Is that true?

00:49:00.340 I don't pay attention to world events.

00:49:01.680 Did Donald Trump make peace in the Middle East?

00:49:02.940 I mean, yeah, like this is the third time he's done it, but yeah.

00:49:05.560 Peace in the Middle East.

00:49:08.260 So the description says, he wonders if an approaching asteroid, did I say that right?

00:49:13.460 Ass, asteroid.

00:49:15.640 Might precipitate much of what we read about in Revelation.

00:49:20.420 Say hi to JC.

00:49:21.040 Hi JC.

00:49:21.400 An enormous, yeah, I lost my place.

00:49:24.500 An enormous asteroid, Apophis, will pass near Earth April 13th, 2029.

00:49:30.040 If the biblical wormwood...

00:49:32.020 If it is the biblical wormwood.

00:49:33.300 If it is the biblical wormwood, its approach would be around the middle of the Tribulation.

00:49:38.220 The approximate beginning of the Tribulation would be October 13th, 2025.

00:49:43.980 That's interesting.

00:49:44.740 Apophis is out there, and I watched this whole thing by, I think it was called the What If Files,

00:49:50.860 or the Y Files.

00:49:51.980 Maybe it was the Y Files, which apparently is a big, you know, if it's a big show,

00:49:56.240 and they have a lot of production, and basically what they do is they go,

00:49:59.440 Apophis is out there.

00:50:01.300 What if it, you know, comes to Earth, and they do the whole thing.

00:50:05.840 Like, this is what it would be like in the days leading up to it.

00:50:08.200 This is what the government announcements would be like.

00:50:09.940 Like, this is what, you know, people, some would do this, some would do that,

00:50:14.060 and they create this whole, you know, AI-aided CG playthrough of the entire thing.

00:50:20.180 And by the way, I think they did it with Sora, which is that, like,

00:50:23.160 really popular AI movie maker app.

00:50:24.900 Yeah, I should use that, right?

00:50:26.220 And I was like, whoa.

00:50:27.620 It was good?

00:50:28.020 It was good because, you know how, like, the dialogue between fake AI actors

00:50:34.600 was believable and funny.

00:50:37.220 Like, there was some comedic moments between them.

00:50:40.500 It was all good, and I was like, wow, this is pretty.

00:50:42.200 So I was more taken back by that.

00:50:43.520 But, yeah, I mean, they extrapolate on what that might look like.

00:50:47.040 Apophis is this gigantic, you know, asteroid that's out there

00:50:50.640 that's barreling towards us, is supposed to arrive.

00:50:54.220 2029, I think right now it's supposed to just pass us by,

00:50:58.160 but God forbid it should alter its course.

00:51:01.040 It plows into us, and the entire planet is ruined forever and ever and ever.

00:51:05.480 I don't believe that.

00:51:07.960 Do you think so?

00:51:08.600 No, I don't believe that.

00:51:09.480 I mean, I watched a CG AI thing.

00:51:12.660 I mean, this is all very interesting, though.

00:51:14.900 It is interesting.

00:51:15.800 I mean, the Wormwood prophecy, right?

00:51:17.400 That's a Wormwood is supposed to make like a third of the water is bitter,

00:51:21.280 isn't it?

00:51:21.820 Wasn't that the whole thing?

00:51:23.000 Let's see.

00:51:23.480 Thomas Horne, quotable quote, assuming for the moment that I am right.

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00:51:54.800 And that the asteroid Apophis is biblical Wormwood,

00:52:00.520 and therefore, 2029 represents a time around the middle of the Great Tribulation period

00:52:06.240 when the trumpet judgments begin.

00:52:09.820 Then Monday, October 13, 2025.

00:52:13.000 April 13, 2029, minus three and a half years.

00:52:17.040 Okay, so that's interesting.

00:52:17.900 This is the beginning, right?

00:52:18.780 The three and a half year mark where things are kind of good,

00:52:20.720 but they start to escalate.

00:52:22.460 And then the last three and a half years really suck.

00:52:25.720 Would be the approximate start date of the seven years of tribulation foreseen in Scripture.

00:52:29.520 See Matthew 24, 21, Revelation 7, 14, and Daniel 12, 1.

00:52:34.340 Oh, that's interesting.

00:52:36.580 Thomas R. Horn, Zeitgeist 2025,

00:52:39.960 Countdown to the Secret Destiny of America.

00:52:42.740 That's actually in the office right now.

00:52:45.820 That's in our studio right now.

00:52:47.220 It's sitting on our desk.

00:52:48.500 Oh, do you have that book?

00:52:49.280 No, it's just there.

00:52:50.940 And I don't know.

00:52:51.600 And like Matt's like, I don't know where it came from.

00:52:53.780 And he's like, oh, it might be mine.

00:52:55.780 And he flips through it, but there's no notes.

00:52:57.320 And he's like, no, it's not mine.

00:52:58.620 So he has no idea where it came from.

00:53:00.540 And it's sitting on our desk right now.

00:53:02.100 This is the fun part of having like a public office.

00:53:04.560 Isn't that weird?

00:53:05.480 Yeah, I mean, you could do whatever there.

00:53:07.040 You can do whatever.

00:53:09.340 You could do whatever you want, but it's a Christian library.

00:53:14.060 That is weird, though.

00:53:15.020 Yeah, it's sitting there.

00:53:15.960 And I saw it and it says Zeitgeist.

00:53:17.780 And so I was taken aback.

00:53:18.840 I said, Zeitgeist, that's gay.

00:53:20.240 What are we doing with Zeitgeist?

00:53:21.980 But it is this Thomas R. Horn's Zeitgeist 2025.

00:53:26.140 I don't know.

00:53:26.840 Interesting.

00:53:27.260 It's an interesting thought.

00:53:28.000 I've heard a lot about Wormwood.

00:53:29.460 I don't know where to place it.

00:53:31.500 You know that I guess the the sort of accepted idea among conspiracy theorists is that this

00:53:36.420 comet was going to land in on Earth one way or another.

00:53:40.580 And it was going to, you know, make a third of the waters bitter.

00:53:44.140 I have to actually look that up.

00:53:45.420 Is that what Wormwood is said to do?

00:53:47.980 But you remember this from from from biblical prophecy?

00:53:54.000 A third of the waters.

00:53:55.280 But I mean, the waters turn to blood.

00:53:56.780 Is that what you mean?

00:53:57.380 I could be totally wrong.

00:53:58.860 I'm sure somebody's going to tell us in the chat.

00:54:04.680 Guys, this is pathetic.

00:54:06.120 We don't even know.

00:54:06.860 OK, so a biblical prophecy in the book of Revelation where a star named Wormwood falls

00:54:11.560 from heaven, poisoning a third of the world's fresh water and causing many deaths.

00:54:16.160 Interesting.

00:54:16.840 So the prophecy is from Revelation 8, 10 through 11, which describes the third trumpet judgment,

00:54:23.120 a great star burning like a torch falls to Earth.

00:54:26.220 It lands on a third of the rivers and springs.

00:54:29.180 And the name of the star is Wormwood and the waters become bitter and many people die from

00:54:32.880 drinking them.

00:54:33.820 So that is interesting.

00:54:35.260 I don't know.

00:54:35.680 Now, many people believe that this prophecy is literal prediction for a future event,

00:54:39.580 such as a large asteroid or comet striking and contaminating a third of the planet's

00:54:43.580 fresh water supply.

00:54:44.380 Right.

00:54:44.560 Which is what I was saying.

00:54:45.560 Oh, some people have pointed to Chernobyl as a fulfillment of this prophecy.

00:54:49.220 Yeah.

00:54:49.400 It's a they said it's a Fukushima type disaster.

00:54:51.920 Fascinating.

00:54:52.740 Yeah.

00:54:52.960 I don't know.

00:54:53.800 I, you know, but that but that's in there.

00:54:56.400 That's in the book of Revelation.

00:54:57.420 I remember that.

00:54:58.260 But Apophis, you know, judging off of the Y files, why is it called Wormwood?

00:55:05.020 Oh, that's a good question.

00:55:06.400 I'll look that up.

00:55:07.240 Go ahead.

00:55:07.560 What are you saying about the Y files?

00:55:09.540 You know, and obviously that's the source of information that you want to take as the truth

00:55:14.960 going forward.

00:55:15.560 So the infallible Y files, they made it look like it's pretty much going to obliterate

00:55:20.360 everything.

00:55:21.600 So it's like as far as turning a third of the water is bitter.

00:55:23.820 I think it looked like it was going to, but fuck us.

00:55:28.140 And here we go.

00:55:30.800 From Eamon Rat.

00:55:32.560 Eamon Rat.

00:55:33.680 He says, Nancy, Raven, Raven, top.

00:55:39.600 David, Nancy, Nancy, Raven, Raven, top, top, chaos, top.

00:55:48.760 This is a prophecy that won't make sense until December 18th, 2025.

00:55:55.360 Thank you, Aiden.

00:55:57.380 December 18th.

00:55:59.080 I don't know, but I really like him.

00:56:00.940 I don't know either.

00:56:01.900 Yeah.

00:56:03.780 Honestly.

00:56:04.340 How much did money did Eamon Rat give us?

00:56:06.220 So the subliminal subliminal is always like he'll.

00:56:09.420 Five dollars.

00:56:10.020 OK, that's cool.

00:56:10.640 He's Guam.

00:56:11.420 Guam.

00:56:13.100 Yeah, subliminal is always like he'll send me like comments on Twitter.

00:56:17.660 Yeah.

00:56:17.860 I don't know what not a single one of them mean.

00:56:21.220 He'll like like like things that he says to me.

00:56:23.380 I'm like, I just it's one of those things where I like nod your head and act like you get it.

00:56:27.800 Well, that's the thing.

00:56:28.620 So if you're I don't know, let's say like a comedic content creator, you're going to get people interacting with you one way or another.

00:56:38.780 Bugfights says.

00:56:41.700 Asks Costco meat for Palestinian babies.

00:56:45.460 You know, man, what is that rumble chat?

00:56:54.860 Yes or no?

00:56:55.720 Yes.

00:56:56.840 Yes.

00:56:57.140 Costco meat for Palestinian babies.

00:56:58.520 Is it is it a trade offer?

00:57:01.920 No.

00:57:03.100 It seems like he's asking us.

00:57:05.860 Well, it seems like you give me Costco meat.

00:57:08.260 I give you Palestinian babies.

00:57:09.800 I don't know.

00:57:10.080 What am I going to do with the Palestinian baby with no legs?

00:57:14.400 Well, yeah, they have no legs.

00:57:16.160 No, no.

00:57:16.920 The Costco meat is disgusting.

00:57:18.820 What's wrong with Costco meat?

00:57:19.760 I don't know.

00:57:20.240 I bought the the chopped meat and you probably call it something different.

00:57:23.700 You probably ground beef.

00:57:25.180 Chopped meat.

00:57:25.980 Chopped meat.

00:57:26.520 And it was like filled with bones or something.

00:57:30.280 It was like little crunchies.

00:57:31.700 Very crunchy.

00:57:32.580 That's called texture.

00:57:33.740 No, no.

00:57:34.280 It was nasty.

00:57:34.920 It was like.

00:57:36.760 Yeah.

00:57:37.300 I don't know if it was bones or if it wasn't ground up good enough.

00:57:40.960 Sam's Club has better.

00:57:41.920 Well, I don't really buy a lot.

00:57:43.220 Sam's Club is human meat.

00:57:45.000 Well, it might taste better.

00:57:45.960 I don't know if you knew that.

00:57:47.560 Well, I prefer Sam's Club and I mostly buy steak anyway.

00:57:51.600 Well, Wormwood is a it's like it's for health.

00:57:54.740 It's it's a plant with medicinal properties that can cure malaria.

00:57:59.140 Yeah.

00:57:59.300 Treat SIBO, repel insects.

00:58:00.920 Well, in insects, but it was I reading about this.

00:58:06.300 But if it's a comet that is on the earth, it's a bitter herb used in absent and traditional

00:58:11.680 medicine may have pain relieving, anti-inflammatory and antioxidant properties, but can be toxic

00:58:16.820 and excess.

00:58:18.200 Yeah.

00:58:18.400 So.

00:58:19.080 So this stuff has this.

00:58:20.160 Sheep Eye Jonathan says they do not use the best traffic kids these days.

00:58:23.520 No, they don't.

00:58:24.380 Well, you definitely don't want Palestinian kids since they shut down the trade.

00:58:27.420 Old Jeff with old Jeff.

00:58:28.920 The quality's gone down.

00:58:30.360 Let's be honest.

00:58:31.040 If you're going to eat any kids at all, white kids.

00:58:34.120 Yeah.

00:58:34.440 White kids.

00:58:35.080 What's happening now is that they're they're grinding up cloned babies.

00:58:38.640 And every time you clone a baby, it diminishes quality.

00:58:42.020 So, yeah.

00:58:42.380 Yeah.

00:58:42.580 The quality gets less and less and less.

00:58:44.080 You got to get them fresh.

00:58:45.660 Yeah.

00:58:46.220 You got to get the first stock.

00:58:47.860 You can't get the clone.

00:58:49.220 You have to get the original.

00:58:50.620 It's a whole thing.

00:58:51.360 You think that they just make it easier for you to eat cows.

00:58:55.140 But.

00:58:55.800 Well, we're being honest.

00:58:58.560 The babies taste better.

00:59:00.180 I don't know, man.

00:59:01.080 I haven't haven't had good baby.

00:59:03.080 I haven't had a good.

00:59:03.740 Yeah.

00:59:04.020 It's been a hot minute since I had a good baby.

00:59:06.200 I don't know.

00:59:06.580 So.

00:59:06.860 So an interesting thing there from from Nick Hinton.

00:59:09.040 Maybe it's a book that I should read.

00:59:10.340 But right now I'm trying to read the Bible.

00:59:11.820 Do you feel like.

00:59:12.520 Well, you're not allowed to.

00:59:13.320 That's right.

00:59:13.860 Well, I'm not allowed to understand it.

00:59:15.760 Yeah.

00:59:15.940 You can read it.

00:59:16.520 But I'm not allowed to understand it.

00:59:17.400 I know some of these words.

00:59:18.300 Do you feel like that, though?

00:59:19.320 It's like, OK, so I have the Bible.

00:59:21.140 It's a lot of pages.

00:59:22.140 How many pages?

00:59:22.820 The Bible could be.

00:59:24.640 Depends on how hundred thousand.

00:59:26.660 No.

00:59:26.940 My son asked me.

00:59:27.880 He's like, how many pages of the Bible?

00:59:29.080 And it depends on how big, big the text is.

00:59:31.440 I like a big text Bible because.

00:59:33.160 A lot of pages.

00:59:33.860 Yeah.

00:59:34.480 More ink.

00:59:35.320 And my thing is.

00:59:37.760 Am I allowed to read another book in the meantime?

00:59:40.320 Or I just got to go straight through straight.

00:59:42.560 Straight Bible.

00:59:43.340 Straight Bible.

00:59:43.820 That's what I feel like.

00:59:44.540 So I would love to read Thomas R. Horne's Zeitgeist 2025.

00:59:49.580 But I have to read the Bible first, which is obviously more important.

00:59:52.240 But I don't know.

00:59:52.740 It's just something that.

00:59:53.980 Can I just say something?

00:59:54.740 Can I say something?

00:59:55.580 Sure.

00:59:56.220 I like that.

00:59:56.820 I like saying, can I say something?

00:59:58.280 Go ahead.

00:59:58.800 So somebody just told us that what we.

01:00:00.540 I guess what I said, what we're talking about was inappropriate in the chat.

01:00:05.320 Inappropriado.

01:00:06.220 Inappropriate.

01:00:06.580 So this is here is the like the group.

01:00:09.520 This is like the chain of text or the chain of comments here on.

01:00:13.320 On this thing.

01:00:15.540 They go, I don't care about a group chat leak.

01:00:17.800 And then, you know, Charlie Kirk here.

01:00:19.620 And it says, I don't care about a group chat leak.

01:00:21.700 Oh, are they saying like these things are more important than the chat link?

01:00:24.480 So I just I posted this.

01:00:26.340 I said, I don't care about a group chat leak.

01:00:28.800 Yeah.

01:00:29.040 They're turning our redheads black.

01:00:31.020 Yeah.

01:00:31.360 I like the little mermaid the way she was.

01:00:33.500 And then somebody comments.

01:00:36.700 They go.

01:00:37.540 They go.

01:00:38.540 Focus on the word.

01:00:40.420 And I go, you know, we're just not allowed to have fun.

01:00:42.960 I can't have fun anymore.

01:00:44.700 It's I thought that was funny.

01:00:45.800 I thought it was light.

01:00:47.400 Well, this is this is what comes with the territory.

01:00:49.660 We're moving in a direction where it's like, obviously, because of our beliefs, you know,

01:00:55.180 the further you go down this path, the more galvanized you become to those beliefs.

01:00:59.900 But in that process, I believe that that was funny.

01:01:02.680 It is funny.

01:01:03.300 I thought it was good.

01:01:04.360 I actually thought it was really funny.

01:01:05.560 Yeah, it is.

01:01:06.040 You thought it was.

01:01:06.680 Yeah.

01:01:06.800 And so but what happens is people will turn to you and they go, hey, now that you believe

01:01:10.860 like, you know, and you're really convicted and believing what we believe, be gay.

01:01:14.100 Stop having fun.

01:01:14.960 Yeah.

01:01:15.300 Stop it.

01:01:15.800 I can't.

01:01:16.340 You're not allowed to.

01:01:16.980 Hey, that thing that you said.

01:01:20.220 It's not fun anymore.

01:01:21.540 It's not good.

01:01:22.040 Don't do that.

01:01:22.620 M.

01:01:22.780 Lauren said they thought it was funny.

01:01:25.320 M.

01:01:25.660 Lauren gets it.

01:01:26.780 Yeah.

01:01:27.060 She's M.

01:01:27.540 Lauren's been here since jump since jump.

01:01:30.760 Do you know what that means?

01:01:31.700 Like the beginning, you know, really early.

01:01:33.740 Yeah.

01:01:34.220 So I thought it was fun.

01:01:35.240 I thought it was funny.

01:01:36.060 I didn't think it was mean.

01:01:37.180 Did you think it was mean?

01:01:37.840 I think it was mean.

01:01:38.520 No, it's not mean.

01:01:39.160 Well, no, they're not even saying it's mean.

01:01:40.840 They're just, hey, hey, stop.

01:01:42.520 Focus on the focus on the word.

01:01:43.860 Stupid.

01:01:44.300 Can't have fun.

01:01:45.280 Was Jesus.

01:01:45.780 Did Jesus was funny?

01:01:48.300 Yeah, I thought I think so.

01:01:49.820 I thought that this was funny.

01:01:50.740 I didn't think it was.

01:01:51.380 It didn't have to be.

01:01:52.180 I think people are taking it racially.

01:01:54.860 What platform do NDS use to live cast on?

01:01:58.040 Well, the whole of the real Audi Brown.

01:02:00.060 We use the one you're on right now.

01:02:02.380 Well, StreamYard is what we use.

01:02:03.960 And then it's simulcast to a bunch of other.

01:02:06.980 Is that what we're asking?

01:02:07.680 You got to pay us extra for.

01:02:08.700 I think that's what they're at.

01:02:09.580 What platform do NDS use?

01:02:11.920 Does.

01:02:12.600 Well, they said do.

01:02:13.660 Well, the correct verbiage is does.

01:02:16.600 So StreamYard.

01:02:17.360 All right.

01:02:18.240 Well, that's all I have.

01:02:19.140 I don't know if it's time to get into messages from mom.

01:02:20.600 That's all you got.

01:02:21.300 You called me today.

01:02:22.600 You're like, we got to do a show.

01:02:23.700 We got things to talk about.

01:02:24.660 There's things to do.

01:02:25.360 And I didn't call you.

01:02:26.140 I didn't even call you today.

01:02:27.300 You messaged me.

01:02:28.160 It's the same thing.

01:02:28.940 And I just said, all I said was 2 p.m.

01:02:31.480 It was almost just as annoying.

01:02:33.960 2 p.m.

01:02:34.480 Question mark.

01:02:35.240 Yeah.

01:02:35.400 And I was like, oh, that's all I did.

01:02:37.620 All right.

01:02:38.160 I guess that's all we got today.

01:02:39.440 I mean, yeah.

01:02:39.900 No, we have messages from mom.

01:02:41.560 We do.

01:02:42.260 Yeah.

01:02:42.520 You have a bunch of messages from mom.

01:02:44.980 Messages from Guam.

01:02:46.440 That was a banger.

01:02:48.240 That was a banger.

01:02:49.760 You're going to get people in trouble.

01:02:55.520 All right.

01:03:00.060 We're going to get into it.

01:03:01.180 We're going to do it.

01:03:01.720 Are you ready, dude?

01:03:02.640 I'm excited.

01:03:03.240 I am ready.

01:03:04.280 I am feeling gassy.

01:03:05.460 You want to go from the bottom or from the top?

01:03:07.360 From the top to the bottom, bottom to top.

01:03:09.200 I stopped.

01:03:09.800 To the corner.

01:03:11.580 Is that like a Linkin Park song?

01:03:13.900 I don't know.

01:03:14.300 I don't do rap.

01:03:15.220 Okay.

01:03:15.500 Here we go.

01:03:16.460 We're going to go from the top, baby.

01:03:18.660 I guess Linkin Park is rap.

01:03:19.960 All right.

01:03:20.380 Pause it.

01:03:21.140 This guy's definitely doing meth.

01:03:22.900 On meth.

01:03:23.560 Which is cool.

01:03:24.520 All right, mom.

01:03:25.020 Why does your mom send us so many disheveled white dudes in camo?

01:03:29.520 She goes, I didn't see it like that.

01:03:31.840 That's what she'll say.

01:03:32.700 I didn't even see that.

01:03:34.140 I didn't even see that.

01:03:34.920 Yeah, because your mom's like, I don't even see color.

01:03:36.800 I didn't even see that there was crazy stuff going on on the screen.

01:03:40.660 I didn't see that.

01:03:41.560 All right.

01:03:41.940 We don't know what this is going to be, guys.

01:03:43.400 We don't watch them.

01:03:44.380 We just watch them here with you guys.

01:03:45.900 All right.

01:03:46.740 Rick Morgan.

01:03:47.420 Who's going to tell them?

01:03:50.560 Did the Nazis ask the Jews to leave, kind of leave, go out?

01:03:54.900 Others?

01:03:55.560 You want me to?

01:03:56.120 We're doing anti-Semitic content, mom?

01:03:58.360 Whoa.

01:03:58.680 Jeez.

01:03:59.800 Mom is making us anti-Semites.

01:04:01.680 What's going on?

01:04:02.440 She fluctuates wildly.

01:04:04.440 Oh, go ahead, Nance.

01:04:06.980 Scott says, Jesus Christ had fun.

01:04:10.040 Wait.

01:04:10.840 Blapping or Guaman?

01:04:11.820 Is he blapping or Guaman?

01:04:13.420 He's flapping.

01:04:15.240 Oh, Scott.

01:04:16.320 Scott, you just blap, dude.

01:04:18.020 That's all.

01:04:18.620 Just blapping.

01:04:19.340 All right.

01:04:19.540 Fine.

01:04:19.760 Go ahead.

01:04:21.260 Jesus Christ had fun and laughed.

01:04:24.360 I don't think he would have found Fart David funny as a person.

01:04:29.160 I don't think so either.

01:04:30.320 I think he would have been a little bit off put by him.

01:04:33.140 Go up.

01:04:33.740 Scroll up in the chat a little bit.

01:04:34.820 Even though he made him, he's like, I made you.

01:04:39.120 But it's still kind of like, what does this say?

01:04:41.280 I think God is using NDS to kill religious spirits.

01:04:45.160 I think that's, is that an insult?

01:04:46.580 I'm not sure what that was.

01:04:47.720 I don't know what that means.

01:04:49.340 Mind Bondage says, you guys have changed and not for the better.

01:04:52.200 Thank you, Mind Bondage.

01:04:52.740 What's that mean?

01:04:53.680 I don't know.

01:04:54.200 People are really mad that we don't like, I don't know, say horrifying crap anymore.

01:04:59.820 You know what it is?

01:05:00.600 It's just like, there's nothing I can do.

01:05:02.400 I can't do anything to make anybody happy.

01:05:04.080 That's right.

01:05:04.500 That is true.

01:05:05.240 You see that?

01:05:05.760 Yeah.

01:05:05.940 It's like both sides are like, stop it.

01:05:07.860 Stop it.

01:05:08.400 You're annoying me.

01:05:09.520 And I'm just over here having fun while they bitch and moan, dude.

01:05:14.700 To name all the genocidal meters of history, just go one by one.

01:05:18.560 Did anyone do this?

01:05:19.940 Did they?

01:05:20.300 By the way, did you see that he got out of court?

01:05:22.360 He was supposed to testify for wars against humanity, crimes against humanity in war.

01:05:29.020 But he got out of it.

01:05:30.280 He said he had a severe case of non-life-threatening bronchitis.

01:05:34.440 Well.

01:05:35.900 Hilarious.

01:05:37.060 Wankers.

01:05:37.780 Bobby Johnson says wankers.

01:05:39.780 Of course not.

01:05:40.460 And this is the guy who runs Israel and the United States?

01:05:43.700 Did I say it out loud?

01:05:44.940 It should be a required course that if you're going to become a leader of that country,

01:05:48.380 you're forced to sit down and learn the history of that country.

01:05:51.660 The real history.

01:05:53.480 Because, yeah, from 1933 to 1939, thanks to the Havara Agreement, H-A-A-B-R-A.

01:06:00.380 This guy's going to do, he's going to do.

01:06:02.440 Europa to us.

01:06:03.280 He's Europa-ing us.

01:06:04.920 I think this is your mom trying to appeal to your sensibility.

01:06:07.520 She's like, well, maybe he's right about the Muslims.

01:06:09.980 Will he like this?

01:06:11.140 Will he like this?

01:06:12.000 What about the Jew?

01:06:12.640 Well, wait.

01:06:13.020 Let her let this guy finish.

01:06:15.100 Let him finish.

01:06:16.020 Who knows what he's doing?

01:06:16.720 Maybe he's got something.

01:06:17.480 Hitler moved all the Jews out of Germany.

01:06:20.920 He didn't start the Holocaust.

01:06:23.180 We don't actually know when, because everybody tells us that it started in 1933.

01:06:26.720 I mean, full-blown H-denial.

01:06:30.100 That's what my mom's doing.

01:06:31.240 I think she's...

01:06:32.840 I don't even think...

01:06:33.500 I can't even...

01:06:34.120 She has a...

01:06:35.400 Is she Hitler sympathizing?

01:06:36.140 No, she's got like this veil of...

01:06:38.240 What's it like?

01:06:39.020 A veil of protection.

01:06:40.200 Like a veil of deniability.

01:06:41.900 Where she'll send it.

01:06:42.560 She'll be like, never even seen it.

01:06:44.240 What?

01:06:44.660 Prove it.

01:06:44.800 What do you mean?

01:06:45.300 Prove I sent that.

01:06:46.440 And then I play the video and she goes, I never saw that.

01:06:48.180 I never sent that.

01:06:48.980 And I was like, but here it is from you.

01:06:50.860 And you sent it.

01:06:52.380 And she goes, never saw that.

01:06:53.900 So right now she's big up on Hitler.

01:06:55.620 I don't know.

01:06:56.860 All right.

01:06:57.600 All right.

01:06:57.900 Well, next video.

01:06:58.940 You don't want to...

01:06:59.400 All right.

01:06:59.560 Fine.

01:06:59.860 Fine.

01:07:00.200 I don't want to...

01:07:00.960 Listen, I'm past that in my life.

01:07:02.840 All right.

01:07:04.260 This is a good one.

01:07:06.060 But we got money.

01:07:06.740 So we got to wait.

01:07:07.500 What happened?

01:07:07.960 Is it Scott with $2 again?

01:07:10.620 Oh, it says...

01:07:11.280 I disagree and think David is hilarious.

01:07:13.960 Oh, Schizofren.

01:07:14.960 Sorry.

01:07:15.920 He says, I disagree and think David is hilarious.

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01:07:49.040 This show is awesome.

01:07:51.920 The show is awesome now, and all the dissenters need Jesus.

01:07:56.960 Go blap yourselves.

01:07:59.140 You Guam-ask-blap-as?

01:08:01.420 I don't know what that means.

01:08:03.340 Yes.

01:08:04.540 Nailed it.

01:08:05.140 You Guam-ask-blap-as.

01:08:06.880 Come on.

01:08:07.580 Where's your black cent?

01:08:09.420 Have you been paying attention to this show?

01:08:10.960 Nancy, can you do black cent?

01:08:12.640 Say it again.

01:08:14.760 You Guam-ask-blap-as?

01:08:17.520 No.

01:08:17.820 You Guam-ask-ask.

01:08:18.980 No, he's not cursing.

01:08:20.160 You Guam-ask.

01:08:20.540 I know, but he's-

01:08:21.420 Don't make her slur.

01:08:22.760 No, she doesn't have to.

01:08:23.800 It's just like, can you do the black cent?

01:08:25.900 David, do I-

01:08:26.580 I don't have it in me.

01:08:28.640 Good.

01:08:29.040 All right, hold on.

01:08:29.540 New messages from mom.

01:08:34.700 All right, let's get real.

01:08:35.700 Fine.

01:08:36.040 Let's get real, dude.

01:08:36.760 Whatever.

01:08:38.420 He was young.

01:08:39.360 He was young.

01:08:40.780 He was-

01:08:41.260 What's going on here?

01:08:41.960 I don't know what's going on already.

01:08:43.480 I don't like-

01:08:43.700 Is this slam poetry, dude?

01:08:45.040 I swear to God, if you're playing slam poetry, it says, it's ITZ, it's all going to come

01:08:53.200 out.

01:08:53.760 And then the name of the channel is Kings with a Z.

01:08:56.920 Kings.

01:08:57.480 Kings Way.

01:08:58.360 Okay.

01:08:59.180 But I don't know if they're talking to each other or if this guy's talking and this person

01:09:02.880 is just going to point.

01:09:03.820 I don't know.

01:09:04.640 Also, why is it so dark over there?

01:09:07.120 I can't see.

01:09:07.760 I heard him.

01:09:08.560 Is that our lady?

01:09:09.560 I can only see eyes.

01:09:10.700 Yeah.

01:09:10.940 All right, here we go.

01:09:11.880 He was too young to be a customer.

01:09:15.480 He was too young to have the money to buy 15-year-old girls for sex.

01:09:19.860 Oh, boy.

01:09:20.280 He was too young to fly around on jets on his own.

01:09:26.180 Why was he on the island?

01:09:28.020 What are you talking about?

01:09:28.860 I don't know.

01:09:29.500 Who are you talking about?

01:09:30.440 Is that an old woman or an old man?

01:09:32.660 I don't know.

01:09:33.260 The one next to him.

01:09:34.320 What's going on?

01:09:35.120 What is he talking about?

01:09:36.360 She looks like-

01:09:37.180 What's her name?

01:09:38.380 Olentes Danter.

01:09:39.340 They're going to say Olentazero.

01:09:41.720 Olentazero.

01:09:42.420 Shout out.

01:09:43.100 Shout out to Brian.

01:09:44.020 Like demons, yo.

01:09:45.780 Very funny.

01:09:47.120 The other day, I go, it was a guy with the seashell head.

01:09:51.220 Dom Lucre.

01:09:51.640 Dom Lucre.

01:09:52.320 What if angels?

01:09:54.720 What if angels is like-

01:09:56.160 Oh, what if aliens is angels?

01:09:57.520 What if aliens be angels?

01:09:59.280 And I go, what if aliens be demons?

01:10:02.080 And then out of nowhere, Brian's like, yeah, bro.

01:10:05.700 I like that, though.

01:10:06.560 I like it.

01:10:07.460 I was like, this guy doesn't even use Twitter.

01:10:08.840 He just said, yep.

01:10:10.040 He just has the notification.

01:10:11.820 Anytime somebody says demons, he's like-

01:10:13.400 He's like, on it, dude.

01:10:14.460 He's like, who said the demons?

01:10:15.600 I don't know what this guy's talking about, though.

01:10:17.440 Who?

01:10:17.940 I don't know.

01:10:18.360 Let's figure it out.

01:10:19.300 Someone's on a jet with 15-year-olds, can't afford it.

01:10:22.400 Not as a customer.

01:10:24.000 Snoop Dogg.

01:10:25.300 And then seeing his drag queen picture.

01:10:28.060 What?

01:10:28.440 Seeing that he still wears mascara.

01:10:32.280 I just have to think.

01:10:33.860 Do you think this person is going to talk at all?

01:10:35.460 Dude, no.

01:10:36.080 He's literally just going to point the whole time.

01:10:37.780 This is insane.

01:10:38.420 Is he pointing?

01:10:39.280 It's so dark, can't see.

01:10:41.240 All right.

01:10:41.640 Let me see.

01:10:42.220 He was product.

01:10:44.480 Not everybody wants a young girl.

01:10:46.760 Oh, he's pointing.

01:10:47.520 Some want a young boy.

01:10:49.520 Who?

01:10:49.900 Who's the boy?

01:10:52.640 And that's why he's vice president.

01:10:55.100 Oh!

01:10:56.140 Damn!

01:10:58.080 Wow.

01:10:59.100 That shit crazy.

01:11:00.600 Damn.

01:11:01.040 So they're saying that he, J.D. Vance, got blapped?

01:11:04.620 Well, they're saying, is that what they're saying?

01:11:07.400 That's what they're implying, yeah.

01:11:08.080 Or are they saying that he was on the jet?

01:11:09.620 No, they're saying he was on the jet when he was really young.

01:11:12.680 Yeah.

01:11:13.560 And even though he had no business being there or whatever.

01:11:15.980 That's why he wears eyeliner?

01:11:16.860 That's why he wears eyeliner because they'd be blapping him.

01:11:19.180 Oh, my goodness.

01:11:20.200 Blap, blap, blap.

01:11:20.780 Wow.

01:11:21.100 Well, you heard it here first.

01:11:22.320 And you know it's true because the black guy pointed at him.

01:11:24.680 Heavy accusations.

01:11:26.500 I'll allow it.

01:11:27.900 That's the hold he's got.

01:11:34.320 Saw a picture of J.D. Vance.

01:11:36.680 Oh, we missed the first part.

01:11:38.060 Saw a picture of J.D. Vance.

01:11:39.140 It didn't have to be a big mystery.

01:11:40.700 But it was good.

01:11:43.060 The payoff was nice at the end.

01:11:44.980 Man, yeah, it was cool.

01:11:46.100 Created some suspense.

01:11:47.100 Wow, J.D., for real?

01:11:48.800 Dude, these Patriot guys.

01:11:50.360 I don't know where to put this Patriot guy on the screen.

01:11:52.440 Hey, that was a good one, though.

01:11:53.840 Shout out to messages from mom.

01:11:55.100 That was a good one.

01:11:55.660 That was a good one.

01:11:56.620 Didn't know.

01:11:57.760 I mean, well, what was he saying?

01:12:00.500 He was basically saying that he was sex trafficked on the plane.

01:12:03.400 I guess it was like the Lolita Express.

01:12:05.500 With Trump on Epstein Island.

01:12:07.220 Mm-hmm.

01:12:08.920 He was young.

01:12:10.080 He was young.

01:12:10.920 Yeah, okay.

01:12:11.540 So he just made up a story.

01:12:13.360 But it's a nice story.

01:12:14.520 Oh, it's a good story.

01:12:15.480 Yeah.

01:12:15.660 And he tells it like the tempo, the pacing of the story.

01:12:18.520 It's good.

01:12:19.020 It's good.

01:12:19.380 I'm going to start talking.

01:12:21.920 It was better when missing the first part.

01:12:23.740 A little slower.

01:12:23.940 Yeah.

01:12:24.260 No, I don't like when you do that.

01:12:25.900 So.

01:12:27.300 Why is the right so obsessed with sex issues?

01:12:29.700 So that people will listen.

01:12:31.400 Bob, why aren't you obsessed with these kids getting sexed up on planes?

01:12:37.020 Well, I think the issues is what he's upset about.

01:12:39.300 And I don't know.

01:12:40.400 I don't know why they're obsessed with it.

01:12:41.700 It's just something they like to talk about.

01:12:44.600 Well, to be fair, it is a crazy thing, right?

01:12:46.580 It's like, is this really happening?

01:12:48.480 Is this really blappening?

01:12:50.120 Is this real black life?

01:12:52.400 I think I think it is.

01:12:53.900 And and if it if it truly is, well, then, you know, big implications.

01:12:58.180 It's a it's a it's a it's a hot story.

01:13:00.680 Top sounds like Obama.

01:13:01.780 Yeah, that's what I yeah.

01:13:02.820 The Obama cadence.

01:13:03.760 You talk slow.

01:13:04.820 Bob is gay.

01:13:05.720 That's not nice.

01:13:06.820 Gary cut it out.

01:13:07.940 Bob's not gay.

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01:13:38.680 I am against all.

01:13:42.160 Well, listen, well, Bob says he's against all illegality, which is to say that.

01:13:48.500 Why are we differentiating between one level of illegality like jaywalking?

01:13:53.020 Well, it's like, yeah, because if you're parked illegally.

01:13:55.740 Dog, let me tell you a story.

01:13:56.940 As much as if you had sex with that.

01:13:58.600 I've been driving without a license for the better part of seven months.

01:14:01.220 Yeah.

01:14:01.340 And I knew it the whole time.

01:14:02.720 You did.

01:14:03.140 Yeah.

01:14:03.660 You should have told me, man.

01:14:04.940 No, I thought it was just part of being Puerto Rican.

01:14:06.780 Yeah, dog got pulled over.

01:14:07.900 Cop was like, this ain't good no more.

01:14:10.100 He cut it in front of me.

01:14:12.060 He just took a seat.

01:14:12.900 He pulled up with a scissor.

01:14:14.000 No, he didn't.

01:14:14.860 He cut it in front of you.

01:14:15.980 I gave it to him and he goes, snip.

01:14:17.680 This isn't good anymore.

01:14:18.900 Whoa, that's cool.

01:14:20.800 And I'm like, damn, bro.

01:14:22.020 Now I really can't use it.

01:14:23.320 Like, I can't swipe it.

01:14:24.380 I was going to use it.

01:14:25.540 I was going to.

01:14:26.040 If you gave it back, I would have drove.

01:14:27.920 Well, that's the thing.

01:14:28.640 It's like, yo, officer.

01:14:29.360 What if I was going to buy like some beer or, or you can't even buy kombucha in some places.

01:14:35.680 You can't do nothing, dog.

01:14:36.480 Yeah.

01:14:36.840 I can't show.

01:14:37.840 I can't show a picture ID to get a new license.

01:14:40.640 Because you cut it in half.

01:14:41.980 Because you cut it.

01:14:42.780 And they're going to.

01:14:43.240 That counts for points at the DMV.

01:14:45.040 Yeah.

01:14:45.240 Still.

01:14:45.600 I showed it to him.

01:14:46.300 They're like, this is not a valid.

01:14:47.700 It's not expired.

01:14:48.300 Yeah.

01:14:48.680 Well, he cut it in pieces and he said, pick it up.

01:14:51.140 And I was like, all right, geez.

01:14:52.720 Anyway, lost my license.

01:14:53.900 Had to go get it back.

01:14:54.800 You tried to pick it up, but he was like, with your mouth.

01:14:56.680 With your mouth.

01:14:57.640 Right now.

01:14:59.080 Teeth on the curb.

01:15:00.340 I got my license back, though.

01:15:02.080 Record time.

01:15:03.020 It was a clerical error.

01:15:04.120 It's very fast.

01:15:04.760 Go figure.

01:15:05.520 Woman.

01:15:06.040 Some woman.

01:15:06.600 Woman?

01:15:08.000 Many of them got it wrong.

01:15:10.500 Not just one.

01:15:11.260 That's singular.

01:15:12.600 I don't.

01:15:13.100 I can't even.

01:15:13.800 Nancy.

01:15:14.360 Nancy.

01:15:15.120 I know what you're about to do.

01:15:16.240 But, Nancy.

01:15:17.760 Wait.

01:15:18.340 I'm going to ask a question.

01:15:21.100 Woman.

01:15:22.480 Woman.

01:15:23.500 Woman.

01:15:25.000 Am I saying something wrong?

01:15:26.960 It's women, dog.

01:15:29.120 Yeah.

01:15:29.440 Women is more than one.

01:15:31.600 You are.

01:15:32.060 Say it again, because I can't even hear it.

01:15:33.540 I swear to you guys.

01:15:34.200 This is crazy.

01:15:35.600 Say it one more time.

01:15:36.560 Nancy, please.

01:15:38.900 Plural?

01:15:39.860 Yeah.

01:15:40.980 Women.

01:15:41.440 Plural means more than one.

01:15:42.720 Say it again.

01:15:43.960 Women.

01:15:45.280 Woman.

01:15:46.520 Versus woman.

01:15:49.080 Same thing.

01:15:50.020 That's not the same word, dog.

01:15:51.600 I can't hear any inflection.

01:15:53.240 Shout out to Jason English.

01:15:54.220 Nancy, read the thing, please.

01:15:56.500 Jason says, Nancy rules.

01:15:59.320 You guys, meh.

01:16:02.640 Well, I appreciate the Guaman, but I don't like the lackluster attitude that you just gave

01:16:08.620 me.

01:16:08.820 Anything else about it?

01:16:10.320 All right.

01:16:11.400 Messages from mom.

01:16:12.240 Messages from mom.

01:16:13.540 Every time they say something nasty to us, it makes me sad.

01:16:15.800 This guy is already exhausting to me just because of the big Patriot, you know, big dude beard

01:16:21.000 Patriot.

01:16:21.900 This guy looks like he has a laser cutting machine and he's made all his own merch, but

01:16:26.400 it's all clippable stuff.

01:16:28.000 Big dude.

01:16:28.960 Like, like just Patriot.

01:16:30.240 He's like, he's like, I got an idea.

01:16:31.400 I got an idea for, uh, for, for brand.

01:16:35.140 What is it?

01:16:35.900 Mom, his mom asked.

01:16:37.160 And he goes, I'm going to write Patriot on stuff.

01:16:39.820 Like, no way.

01:16:40.940 Yeah.

01:16:41.400 No way, dude.

01:16:42.140 You're going to do that.

01:16:43.140 He's like, yeah, dude.

01:16:43.880 Hats, hoodies, socks, whatever.

01:16:47.720 You know, it'd be cool though.

01:16:48.820 Patriot.

01:16:49.320 What about like Patriots that like.

01:16:51.260 Number one Patriot.

01:16:52.340 Don't fit in.

01:16:53.440 Is there anything for those?

01:16:54.800 Yeah.

01:16:55.120 Yeah.

01:16:55.560 Eyeliner in dildos, dude.

01:16:58.580 All right.

01:16:58.800 Let him speak.

01:16:59.420 Let the man speak.

01:17:01.080 Well, everybody's been distracted.

01:17:03.020 Our boy.

01:17:03.440 What's on his head.

01:17:04.640 Is that what killed Charlie Kirk?

01:17:05.820 It's a hat dog.

01:17:06.720 What are you talking about?

01:17:07.320 No, no.

01:17:07.760 Look, you don't see it there in the corner.

01:17:09.120 Look at that.

01:17:09.740 I can't see it.

01:17:10.300 Make it big.

01:17:10.900 Yeah.

01:17:11.120 There.

01:17:11.300 I thought you had eagle eyes.

01:17:12.300 Oh, he's got a, uh, he's got an explosive device.

01:17:15.660 Israeli detonation, uh, device on his hat.

01:17:19.040 It's funny how we just forget about all this.

01:17:20.660 We just forgot.

01:17:21.280 I didn't forget.

01:17:23.340 People don't forget.

01:17:24.160 Why is it so small?

01:17:25.220 I don't know.

01:17:25.540 It got weird.

01:17:26.140 It got all stupid.

01:17:27.080 Why is it doing that?

01:17:28.660 Oh, I'm going to do it again.

01:17:31.220 Soul Explorer Coaching says.

01:17:33.560 Hey.

01:17:34.680 Nice comment.

01:17:36.940 Makes happy you now.

01:17:39.060 Oh.

01:17:40.340 Thank you.

01:17:41.300 These people are paying money to save the gibberish.

01:17:43.020 Was that a black or a Guam?

01:17:45.720 Guam.

01:17:46.880 All right.

01:17:47.300 Hell yeah.

01:17:47.960 All right.

01:17:48.540 Say whatever you want then.

01:17:49.760 They just sound massive.

01:17:50.700 Quite possibly the only patriot left in Congress.

01:17:54.120 Um, he kind of sort of revealed an Epstein list without most people knowing it.

01:17:58.400 Check this out.

01:17:59.540 You replied, according to the transcript, there is no credible information that he

01:18:04.080 trafficked them to anyone else.

01:18:06.640 According to victims who cooperated with the FBI in that investigation, these documents

01:18:12.840 in FBI possession, your possession, detail at least 20 men, including Mr. Jess Staley, CEO

01:18:20.340 of Barclays Bank, who Jeffrey Epstein trafficked victims to.

01:18:24.300 That list also includes at least 19 other individuals, one Hollywood producer worth a few hundred million

01:18:31.680 dollars, one royal print.

01:18:33.320 Yeah.

01:18:33.600 Yeah.

01:18:33.720 We've seen this.

01:18:34.420 Yeah.

01:18:34.640 But they don't say a name.

01:18:35.920 He just says one person who does this occupation, one person who's worth this much who does that.

01:18:40.640 But you're not saying names.

01:18:41.560 I think, uh, this, like the value that you get out of messages from mom is seeing realistically

01:18:47.420 where her algorithm has led her.

01:18:50.860 Yeah.

01:18:50.940 So, uh, first video, uh, we're like, what was the first video?

01:18:55.380 I don't even remember.

01:18:56.280 Uh, was there blacks involved?

01:18:58.220 No.

01:18:58.800 Um, it's crazy.

01:19:00.060 It's such brain rot that it's, it's kind of like, you know, it's like, Oh, one after

01:19:04.100 another, after another, black, black, black, black, black, just getting black by videos.

01:19:07.960 I know.

01:19:08.460 Um, but I see she's going, I wouldn't be surprised if the next couple, if they're in sequential

01:19:13.520 order is going to be about, uh, child trafficking, this sort of thing.

01:19:17.520 Right.

01:19:17.780 That's like where the AI is leading her now.

01:19:20.020 Yeah.

01:19:20.340 Well, I mean, we're, we're on the child.

01:19:21.780 Oh, no.

01:19:22.200 You know what it was?

01:19:22.820 The first video was about, uh, Jews and BB.

01:19:25.740 Oh, Hey, what's going on?

01:19:27.400 Hey, now go on from no name.

01:19:30.400 Rico.

01:19:31.380 No name.

01:19:31.780 Bob is the king of the gays.

01:19:34.580 Is that true?

01:19:35.060 Who's Bob?

01:19:35.860 Bob.

01:19:36.260 He's, he's in the chat.

01:19:37.020 He's crushing.

01:19:37.960 Oh, there's Bob.

01:19:38.740 Hey, Bob.

01:19:39.600 Well, he just, he was the guy that wasn't sure why one illegal activity is more severe than

01:19:46.700 like another illegal activity.

01:19:47.860 He's against all illegal activities.

01:19:49.160 And so, which is valid and important, uh, a distinction to draw, um, but also king of

01:19:54.540 the gays.

01:19:55.060 So, yeah, listen, man, you know, you're saying that, so he's saying like, he's just seeing

01:20:00.960 like all illegal activities as the same, like murder versus jaywalking is the same.

01:20:07.420 Fair.

01:20:07.900 Well, every time you jaywalk a Palestinian kid dies.

01:20:10.440 Oh no.

01:20:10.980 So this is what, yo, look, the, the, this is alarming.

01:20:13.820 I like a Bob says no name.

01:20:15.520 So this is alarming because, uh, my mom is now being, what's happening.

01:20:21.420 She's messing with you, dude.

01:20:22.980 This is very funny.

01:20:24.400 No, she's up in the middle of the night.

01:20:26.160 And this is what she's getting.

01:20:27.480 Because last time you were talking about the Jews and she's telling you it's the Muslims,

01:20:30.500 but then she watched the Beck lover episode and she realized that the Jews were, maybe

01:20:34.520 it was there at the, at the friend's giving table where I told her, no, dude, actually

01:20:38.720 this is what's happening here.

01:20:40.460 Maybe, maybe you changed your mind, but I don't think so.

01:20:42.180 And you know what?

01:20:42.620 I also want to say to, to Matt.

01:20:44.960 Oh yeah.

01:20:45.720 Okay.

01:20:46.100 The Matt.

01:20:46.900 Who forwarded?

01:20:48.740 Who forwarded?

01:20:49.600 You forwarded.

01:20:50.220 I did say, I was like, Hey, listen, yeah, I was bringing up the example of like cowardly

01:20:57.800 people.

01:20:58.380 Okay.

01:20:58.880 And, and the dude that sold, sold out his group chat.

01:21:01.820 You never sell out the GC.

01:21:03.080 You don't take screenshots.

01:21:03.740 Wait, I don't even understand what that's in reference to the group chat.

01:21:06.060 What about the group chat?

01:21:06.940 Okay.

01:21:07.240 So there's a group chat of young Republicans and they're like a pseudo political organization

01:21:13.440 of like people being groomed for leadership.

01:21:17.120 Okay.

01:21:17.360 But these dudes turned out to just be regular dudes that are based.

01:21:20.560 So they're saying all kinds of crazy shit in their group chat.

01:21:23.140 Yeah.

01:21:23.760 They had a dude, Gavin wax in there.

01:21:27.540 Okay.

01:21:28.180 Guess his ethnicity.

01:21:29.660 Gavin wax.

01:21:30.800 Is he Jewish?

01:21:32.400 Let me show you a picture.

01:21:33.400 Corbo Corbo says, Hey top.

01:21:34.880 I spoke to you on X.

01:21:36.200 I'm the truck driver who could never chat.

01:21:37.780 Can you tell my cousin David?

01:21:39.080 I said, what's up?

01:21:41.400 What's that mean?

01:21:44.340 Do you know what that means?

01:21:45.380 Actually, somebody sent an email to us and then I sent it to you.

01:21:49.200 They said, Hey, I got to give your wife a patch.

01:21:51.420 And I said, David, don't know what this means.

01:21:53.320 It's alarming.

01:21:55.060 What's it mean?

01:21:55.720 And then you never answered me or them.

01:21:57.760 And then that was that.

01:21:59.240 What was the patch about?

01:22:00.460 Not sure.

01:22:01.320 All right.

01:22:02.060 This is the guy.

01:22:02.900 We'll, we'll show him.

01:22:04.000 Lord Nero is why you guys hate Clinton.

01:22:05.840 Now we don't hate Clinton.

01:22:06.500 We don't hate Clinton.

01:22:07.020 We don't really like him though.

01:22:09.120 This dude.

01:22:10.720 Yeah.

01:22:11.040 He's cool looking.

01:22:12.240 Oh my God.

01:22:12.920 No, this guy sold out all of his friends.

01:22:14.840 What a bitch.

01:22:15.640 Yeah.

01:22:15.940 And, and, and I just said, I just said, Hey man, by the way was every single time.

01:22:22.900 Very sad.

01:22:23.720 Corbo Corbo.

01:22:24.320 You're my cousin.

01:22:27.060 He's not going to answer you that way.

01:22:28.500 Well, he's driving a truck.

01:22:30.020 All right.

01:22:30.520 Well, here we go.

01:22:31.360 I guess we'll watch more of this.

01:22:32.460 So my mom is being, she's going down a rabbit hole.

01:22:34.820 I feel like she's being subversive and she's purposely trying to, I don't even know how

01:22:38.660 this exists on Facebook.

01:22:40.040 It just says the international Jew by Henry Ford.

01:22:43.000 And that's a cool book.

01:22:44.080 Will this guy talk?

01:22:44.920 What do you think?

01:22:46.600 Yeah.

01:22:46.940 He's got to talk.

01:22:47.620 He's got to talk because the book can't talk.

01:22:49.640 All right.

01:22:50.120 Here we go.

01:22:51.120 Uh, a mute Christopher Columbus and some hidden history from this guy's in a tube.

01:22:55.980 Yeah.

01:22:56.360 What's up with that dude?

01:22:57.560 I don't know, but, uh, how many views has he got on his tube?

01:22:59.860 9.9,000 likes.

01:23:01.840 Why not?

01:23:02.620 Uh, Corbo Corbo says we spoke on X a while ago, top.

01:23:05.960 I'm the truck driver who used to be a welder.

01:23:08.220 Oh yes.

01:23:09.460 Vaguely.

01:23:10.180 Oh, he's talking to me that we, that we spoke.

01:23:12.300 Yeah, dude.

01:23:12.720 I read it very clearly.

01:23:14.740 Didn't listen to you.

01:23:15.780 I know.

01:23:16.400 Hi.

01:23:17.500 Thanks for joining.

01:23:18.380 You're in the Patreon, Corbo Corbo.

01:23:20.340 Nice.

01:23:20.900 Very nice.

01:23:21.460 Very cool.

01:23:21.720 I'm making my own family pay for.

01:23:23.480 We're all David's cousin.

01:23:24.740 He's all mixed up.

01:23:26.240 Everybody my cousin.

01:23:27.800 David doesn't talk to his family.

01:23:28.840 Okay.

01:23:29.060 Here we go.

01:23:29.360 The International Jew by Henry Ford.

01:23:32.300 Did you know in 1492, more than 300,000 Jews were expelled from Spain and came to America?

01:23:39.260 Hmm.

01:23:40.060 Then it gets a little deeper when you find out who owns all the social media.

01:23:43.360 And then who also owns the tobacco industry, the cotton industry, the banking industry,

01:23:47.460 the theater, the newspaper, the radio.

01:23:50.140 And then we can clearly see who owns the government as well.

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01:24:20.540 Now someone's going to come in there and say, oh, this is anti-Semitic.

01:24:26.680 That's the same thing you always hear so that you don't question what's actually happening

01:24:31.180 in your country.

01:24:32.220 It's becoming a problem.

01:24:34.240 Is it?

01:24:36.000 I like it.

01:24:36.820 I think they're doing a good job.

01:24:38.260 Who?

01:24:38.700 Who's doing it?

01:24:39.200 The porn industry is thriving.

01:24:43.320 The banks are crushing.

01:24:45.940 Yeah.

01:24:46.720 Hollywood is going through a little bit of a lull, but for a long stretch there, Hollywood

01:24:51.100 was crushing.

01:24:54.660 Israel's doing pretty good.

01:24:57.040 Everyone's doing good.

01:24:57.960 The gays are on a really big upswing as far as like taking over the country and shit.

01:25:02.740 This isn't good that my mom is sending me the international Jew by Henry Ford.

01:25:08.260 I'm just saying that whatever the Jews are like doing, those industries are doing pretty

01:25:12.280 well.

01:25:12.540 I didn't even want to do this with her.

01:25:15.340 I didn't want to have that conversation because the same way, same reason I don't want to have

01:25:19.160 this conversation on here with these lovely people.

01:25:22.120 These are my cousins?

01:25:23.820 Yeah.

01:25:24.100 All of our cousins.

01:25:24.940 Hello.

01:25:25.300 It's because we've had it already and it just becomes destructive and detrimental.

01:25:30.660 And then I look like a monster.

01:25:33.020 Well, when I go, but am I wrong though?

01:25:36.020 And I go, hey, look at who sold out all of his buddies in the worst possible way.

01:25:41.360 Sold them out to Politico.

01:25:43.080 Okay.

01:25:43.860 Sent screenshots of the worst things.

01:25:45.560 So he just said like, yo, my friends and I chop it up.

01:25:48.620 Here's the messages of us chopping it up.

01:25:50.500 There's a right wing movement that's building among young white people.

01:25:55.300 Um, here is some messages that will spike their careers before they even get started.

01:26:01.800 And then boom.

01:26:03.100 I wonder if it's going to backfire though.

01:26:05.380 And people are going to go based vote.

01:26:06.860 These guys in going to backfire because of this.

01:26:09.520 It's do you see this is what I'm saying where I'm like, I'm telling people I'm like, just

01:26:12.600 ask, ask Laura Luma to stop lying.

01:26:15.140 So yeah.

01:26:15.640 Well, I don't know that she's lying.

01:26:16.940 She's lying.

01:26:17.440 And I'm like, just, but so much because number one, you're making yourself crazy.

01:26:21.400 Number two, everybody already knows.

01:26:24.240 You know, what's really cool.

01:26:25.680 I can take my fingers and over my lips and I can, I can do this and I can do it long enough

01:26:31.640 that for some reason I can blow smoke out with no smoke in my mouth.

01:26:35.200 That's an interesting thing, isn't it?

01:26:38.460 Do it.

01:26:38.840 I was just thinking about it when you were talking.

01:26:40.240 Do it.

01:26:40.640 Okay.

01:26:40.860 I don't know if the top could probably see it.

01:26:42.440 I can't see it.

01:26:43.180 I don't know if I want you to do it.

01:26:44.360 It's probably the gas.

01:26:45.740 Okay.

01:26:46.000 Here we go.

01:26:46.440 One, two, three.

01:26:48.720 Yeah.

01:26:48.940 Wait, wait.

01:26:49.200 I got to do it longer.

01:26:50.560 One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, 10.

01:27:01.900 Oh shit.

01:27:02.580 Yeah.

01:27:02.680 There was a little bit of smoke there.

01:27:03.800 You see that?

01:27:04.160 Isn't that weird?

01:27:04.800 How does one, how does one figure out that they can do that?

01:27:10.300 I don't remember.

01:27:12.020 Fairly recently, a 35 year old man figured that out, huh?

01:27:14.780 No, I knew that.

01:27:15.420 I knew this since like elementary school.

01:27:18.140 And you're just telling me now.

01:27:19.680 I like to keep my secrets until the appropriate time.

01:27:22.760 It gets deeper when you find out that the pioneers of LG.

01:27:25.520 Yeah.

01:27:25.780 We're just doing, my mom is just doing, I should send her Europa and she probably tell me something

01:27:30.780 like, God, please.

01:27:32.060 It was like Europa.

01:27:33.460 Have you seen these TikToks?

01:27:34.860 If I have 10 hours for anything, it's mother horse eyes.

01:27:38.060 Not Europa.

01:27:38.520 Oh, we're supposed to do that.

01:27:39.860 I would love to do a breakdown of mother horse eyes.

01:27:42.160 Yeah.

01:27:42.420 Good.

01:27:42.600 Some good, clean, non-anti-Semitic.

01:27:45.680 Why does she keep sending us these?

01:27:48.040 What's wrong with these?

01:27:49.020 What's wrong with this guy?

01:27:50.380 No, nothing.

01:27:51.680 Say it.

01:27:52.260 I'm just, I'm a little gassy.

01:27:54.300 You're a little gassy.

01:27:55.820 All right.

01:27:56.400 Well, yeah, this, this dude is unfortunate looking.

01:27:59.080 And look, he's got a little bit of a cross.

01:28:00.620 I'd like you too.

01:28:01.400 You know what I'm glad you don't do?

01:28:02.480 I'm glad you don't do no mustache, but beard.

01:28:05.980 I might do it.

01:28:07.040 I don't like it.

01:28:07.880 No mustache, but beard is a horrifying move.

01:28:10.620 Yeah.

01:28:10.980 Yeah.

01:28:11.340 Hey, ladies in the chat, is it, is it true?

01:28:13.700 Is it a, just a terrible look for a dude and no mustache, but a beard.

01:28:17.560 When you give them kisses and stuff, they like it.

01:28:19.360 So it doesn't tickle them.

01:28:20.360 No, I don't think so.

01:28:21.020 Nancy, what do you think about no mustache, but beard and MBB?

01:28:24.560 It's all or nothing.

01:28:31.540 You can't just have a beard and not a mustache.

01:28:34.820 That's weird.

01:28:36.080 I don't like it.

01:28:36.620 Okay.

01:28:36.640 That's good.

01:28:37.280 Next time I'd like you to answer along my parameters of Guaman or Blapping.

01:28:40.520 Well, we have to establish what's the negative and what's the negative.

01:28:43.000 Well, obviously the Blapping is the negative and the Guaman is the positive.

01:28:46.400 Look, the guy and the, the, the three people on, on YouTube are like, there's no ladies

01:28:50.480 in the chat.

01:28:51.120 We, for whatever reason, we do have ladies in the chat.

01:28:53.300 They're all on, on, uh, uh, Patreon and all of them are pretty disturbed.

01:28:58.060 Yeah.

01:28:58.320 They pay us.

01:28:58.880 Because they write in to Chronicles and they go, what the fuck was that noise?

01:29:03.380 What was that?

01:29:03.880 Did you hear this?

01:29:05.140 Oh, shit.

01:29:07.160 Bugfight says, this is a list of things that get undeserved hate.

01:29:12.600 Olive garden, imitation crab, Mama Lobster's algorithm, algorithm.

01:29:18.960 Well, I don't know that anybody hates imitation crab.

01:29:23.960 These people are just anti-Semitic.

01:29:25.640 Well, let's watch this next video.

01:29:26.780 Maybe you'll disagree.

01:29:27.640 What is imitation crab?

01:29:29.240 Uh, it's crab, but imitated.

01:29:32.300 I almost farted.

01:29:33.640 I've been trying to hold in a fart this whole time ago.

01:29:35.760 All right.

01:29:36.320 Oh, I know this guy.

01:29:37.500 Oh, what happened?

01:29:38.280 You know who he is?

01:29:38.960 He's canning.

01:29:39.880 Hold it back.

01:29:40.760 Motivating people to dig deeper.

01:29:42.440 This is the guy everybody's like, you need to have him on the show.

01:29:45.240 Oh, that's some black guy.

01:29:46.780 But I don't like the way he talks.

01:29:47.760 Who is, who is he?

01:29:49.640 He's like, he's, he's been on Merkle's show.

01:29:52.160 Is he the rapper?

01:29:53.760 Mm-hmm.

01:29:54.220 Yeah.

01:29:54.880 And I was just like, I just don't like the way he talks.

01:29:57.080 Well, I, we, we've had white rappers on the show.

01:30:00.220 But Crack and Miko talks like a normal dude.

01:30:02.640 Oh, no.

01:30:03.080 I'm talking about other white rappers that.

01:30:05.120 Aiman Ratt?

01:30:05.840 No, that's a nasty thing about us afterwards.

01:30:08.480 Not very nice.

01:30:09.320 I don't remember that.

01:30:09.940 Oh, yeah.

01:30:10.460 Our friends.

01:30:11.420 So, but we have a bad track record with rappers.

01:30:14.020 It's true.

01:30:14.480 But I also don't, yeah, I don't like the cadence.

01:30:18.100 Yeah.

01:30:18.720 It's a little too slow.

01:30:20.520 It's not like.

01:30:21.420 For my liking.

01:30:22.080 It feels.

01:30:22.980 It makes me feel like.

01:30:24.680 That's Obama.

01:30:24.780 You're making me listen to you.

01:30:27.720 But it's fine.

01:30:29.260 You like that?

01:30:30.000 It's like Jerry Seinfeld.

01:30:30.980 Yeah.

01:30:31.200 Isaiah Robinson.

01:30:32.200 I just don't like the way that he talks.

01:30:36.140 You know what, though?

01:30:37.140 We'll ask the chat.

01:30:37.960 Chat real quick.

01:30:38.720 Isaiah Robinson, Blapping or Guaman?

01:30:40.860 Is he Blapping or Guaman?

01:30:41.920 Yeah.

01:30:42.140 Pull it back a little bit.

01:30:42.960 Let's bring it to the beginning.

01:30:43.860 All right.

01:30:44.100 Pull it back.

01:30:44.560 Pull it back.

01:30:44.940 Oh, wait up.

01:30:47.040 It's paused.

01:30:47.760 It always does that.

01:30:49.020 Facebook is horrible.

01:30:50.040 It is horrible.

01:30:50.600 And look.

01:30:51.000 Oh, my God.

01:30:52.020 And then you double click.

01:30:52.800 And this is just motivating people to dig deeper.

01:30:55.260 In fact, I have a friend who texted me today at 7 o'clock in the morning and said, I've

01:31:00.040 been doing so much research.

01:31:01.480 I know it was a setup.

01:31:02.640 This guy, George Zinn, who we first thought it was.

01:31:05.600 You know what else he was involved in?

01:31:07.100 9-11 and the Boston bombing.

01:31:09.200 How are you?

01:31:09.880 Okay.

01:31:12.940 Can't, right?

01:31:13.540 Isn't it hard to do?

01:31:14.720 Did we say this the day after the Charlie Kirk assassination?

01:31:16.940 We said it the day of.

01:31:18.680 We were like, who is that guy?

01:31:20.540 Remember?

01:31:21.140 I was like.

01:31:21.340 Yeah.

01:31:21.500 I said to you, if anything pokes its head up that looks even remotely MKUltraE Project

01:31:28.460 Monarch, then that's exactly what the shit is.

01:31:30.920 And before the episode ended, he goes, shoot me, shoot me.

01:31:34.120 And his pants are around his ankles.

01:31:35.860 And then the dude goes, he's just a patsy.

01:31:38.340 He's a little bit loopy poopy or whatever he called him.

01:31:40.840 But he's just a patsy.

01:31:42.120 And we said definitively this.

01:31:43.960 And then by the next episode, I think we said, oh, so he was around for the Boston bombing.

01:31:47.880 He called in a bomb threat after the Boston bombing.

01:31:50.620 He said that it was Al Qaeda the day of 9-11 or some crazy crap like that.

01:31:56.380 And then, of course, he's here at the and I think he was even something to do with with

01:32:00.100 Sandy Hook.

01:32:00.800 It's like it just goes on and on.

01:32:02.320 But but the point here is we ain't shit.

01:32:06.160 No, we're not.

01:32:06.660 And my mom continues to remind me of that.

01:32:09.060 She's like, you guys ain't shit.

01:32:10.460 I love to hear this from the young black gentleman.

01:32:13.960 I love to hear this from somebody else.

01:32:15.940 But not from you guys.

01:32:17.680 Not from you guys.

01:32:18.600 I just find it look at this.

01:32:20.660 It's just like it's a bummer.

01:32:22.060 This is actually interesting.

01:32:23.140 So the chair of the Indiana Young Republicans, Melody Quanty, is a drunk driving millennial

01:32:27.580 quirk chungus who retweets Nina Turner post Howard Zinn quotes.

01:32:33.240 That guy's name is Howard Zinn.

01:32:34.620 Is that Howard Zinn?

01:32:35.540 George Zinn.

01:32:36.800 George Zinn.

01:32:37.580 Never mind.

01:32:38.460 Millennial quirk chungus.

01:32:40.500 Dude, what does that mean?

01:32:42.260 Oh, it's these are significant words.

01:32:44.560 What do they mean?

01:32:45.460 What is a quirk chungus?

01:32:47.840 A quirk?

01:32:48.640 She's supposed to be one of these quirky girls.

01:32:51.080 Quirky women just drive me nuts.

01:32:51.720 But she's a chungus.

01:32:53.080 When you see her, she's chung.

01:32:55.020 Oh, that means like fat chungus.

01:32:58.060 Sloppy but endearing.

01:32:59.560 Oh.

01:33:00.200 You know what I'm saying, right, Nancy?

01:33:01.840 Sloppy but endearing.

01:33:03.100 You know what?

01:33:03.360 You got any friends like that?

01:33:04.540 Yeah.

01:33:04.600 This is one of the quirk chungus.

01:33:05.900 I know one.

01:33:06.120 Say her last name.

01:33:11.280 No, no, no.

01:33:12.100 I just played.

01:33:12.660 I just played.

01:33:13.120 I don't know it.

01:33:14.400 Oh, wow.

01:33:15.520 So I guess really not friends, huh?

01:33:16.880 Good save.

01:33:17.600 Not really.

01:33:18.040 I don't understand why the Blue Letter Bible doesn't like us.

01:33:20.240 Melody Quanti is the lady that runs the Indiana Young Republicans who trashed the other

01:33:25.800 Young Republicans, disavowing immediately.

01:33:28.180 Turns out this lady has like a record of drunk driving and also a record of reposting and

01:33:33.520 promoting leftist political ideology.

01:33:35.600 Thought it was interesting.

01:33:36.980 I thought she was cool with the drunk driving thing.

01:33:38.540 I don't know.

01:33:38.820 So who the hell is Howard Zinn?

01:33:40.060 I guess it's different guys.

01:33:41.320 Chungus has the fupa.

01:33:42.500 Thank you, Ryan Drew.

01:33:43.440 Chungus with the fupa.

01:33:45.820 Is it the fupa blapping or Guaman?

01:33:48.600 Ah, I don't know.

01:33:49.780 It's a good question for you guys.

01:33:51.380 It's fine.

01:33:52.840 Oh, my God.

01:33:53.620 Not just two, but now three.

01:33:54.800 I don't want you going crazy.

01:33:56.180 But what are the odds?

01:33:57.100 That's Ryan Madden.

01:33:57.740 George Zinn, the patsy that was arrested at the Charlie Kirk assassination, also saw 9-11.

01:34:02.600 He saw the planes fly into the buildings and called that and reported it.

01:34:06.100 Then he also called in a fake terrorist attack at the Boston Marathon bombing.

01:34:09.880 And just so happened to get arrested at Charlie Kirk's event.

01:34:12.540 And it wouldn't give me an answer first because it's impossible to calculate.

01:34:15.040 Well, I said, use statistical probability and give me a ballpark stat on the probability

01:34:19.000 of him being at all three major events.

01:34:20.760 And it goes through here and it breaks it down.

01:34:23.160 And we get down here to the very bottom where it combines the probability right here.

01:34:27.220 Combined probability.

01:34:28.780 And it says it is equal to 0.705% or 5 times 10 to the power of 8.

01:34:37.180 That translates to approximately 1 in 2 billion.

01:34:41.580 I don't believe in coincidences, guys.

01:34:43.240 Okay, but I don't need Grok to tell me that.

01:34:46.720 We saw it.

01:34:47.460 We just saw him say, shoot me on the show.

01:34:49.320 We were like, done.

01:34:50.580 Straight intuition.

01:34:51.260 That was enough.

01:34:52.060 That was enough.

01:34:52.880 We intuited it.

01:34:53.840 And you layer all that other crap on top of it.

01:34:56.000 And we go, yeah, obviously.

01:34:57.460 But from the moment he came out with his pants down saying, shoot me, shoot me, we said bullshit.

01:35:02.440 And then when his buddy got on the screen and he's just like, you know, he's just a loopy poopy,

01:35:06.700 but he's a patsy.

01:35:07.760 That word patsy right there solidified it for me and I was absolutely done believing it.

01:35:12.840 The problem is that we're just not formulating our content into good slop.

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01:35:46.900 We need to put it into the trough.

01:35:48.980 We need better slop.

01:35:50.020 Into the trough, into the slop.

01:35:51.360 We need big sloppers.

01:35:52.800 Big slop.

01:35:54.160 Flop sloppers.

01:35:55.580 Blopping Guam and sloppers.

01:35:57.420 Flop sloppers.

01:35:59.380 Our problem is that like our editor is too good.

01:36:02.740 Yeah, dude.

01:36:04.000 Lainey crushes.

01:36:05.000 He makes really great edits and they got to be bad.

01:36:08.340 We need them.

01:36:08.820 Can you take some of these down like several notches?

01:36:11.560 Because.

01:36:11.920 What is Nancy going to show us?

01:36:13.180 She's got something to show us.

01:36:14.700 Nancy, what are you showing us?

01:36:15.740 What is it saying?

01:36:16.000 Oh, I can't see that.

01:36:16.820 Okay, let's make it big.

01:36:17.940 Oh, thank you.

01:36:18.640 On Urban Dictionary, the word chungus is defined in several ways, but they are all related to

01:36:22.800 the meme character, big chungus.

01:36:24.480 Chunk, chunky anus.

01:36:25.740 A fat, giant, earth-destroying, God-killing rabbit.

01:36:28.740 Nice.

01:36:29.220 What?

01:36:29.620 Referring to the internet meme character.

01:36:30.900 A chunky anus.

01:36:32.900 Whoa.

01:36:33.720 How does one have anus chunk?

01:36:36.420 Anything and everything.

01:36:37.740 Dude, what?

01:36:38.800 Yeah.

01:36:39.020 The origin of the term.

01:36:40.720 The word chungus was coined by video game journalist James Jim Sterling.

01:36:44.240 The phrase big chungus was popularized online by a 2018 meme featuring a screenshot of an

01:36:49.020 overweight Bugs Bunny from 1941 Looney Tunes cartoon with big chungus edited over it.

01:36:53.640 My son says big chungus and I go, you don't know what that means.

01:36:56.980 The meme led to the term being used more broadly to describe anything chunky or overweight

01:37:02.000 and eventually a more surreal or more severe, surreal definition seen on Urban Dictionary.

01:37:07.620 All right.

01:37:08.080 This is big.

01:37:08.560 Yeah, I've seen that fat Bugs Bunny and I got to admit I'm a fan.

01:37:13.240 I like it.

01:37:14.000 I like the way he looks.

01:37:16.380 This is the big chungus right here.

01:37:17.940 Yeah.

01:37:18.420 You get it.

01:37:18.960 You get it when you see it.

01:37:20.100 All right.

01:37:20.460 Right.

01:37:20.600 I guess it's one of those things.

01:37:21.880 All right.

01:37:22.060 That's fine.

01:37:22.520 I'll allow it.

01:37:23.100 Gosh, it's so tiny.

01:37:23.980 Jeez, dude.

01:37:24.120 What's going on here?

01:37:24.940 All right.

01:37:25.220 Here we go.

01:37:25.680 Yeah, that's better.

01:37:26.920 All right.

01:37:27.220 Well, that was disappointing.

01:37:31.040 Not the definition, but just the whole, we did a whole episode on it and-

01:37:38.080 And we've talked about it several times on the show, but we ain't shit.

01:37:42.480 Yeah.

01:37:42.800 No, who cares?

01:37:43.340 And I understand that.

01:37:44.220 That's what I'm saying.

01:37:44.680 I was trying to tell Matt, I was like, I'm at the point in my life, in my career, where

01:37:49.920 I put a little bit of respect on my name.

01:37:52.040 Know what I'm saying?

01:37:52.600 The things that I've done.

01:37:53.960 I guess.

01:37:54.580 The places that I've been, the people that I've seen, the things that I know.

01:37:57.980 Mm-hmm.

01:37:58.540 Know what I'm saying?

01:37:59.380 Yeah, I guess.

01:37:59.800 You feel me?

01:38:00.920 No, I do feel you, but-

01:38:02.460 No, no, no.

01:38:03.040 I just don't know.

01:38:03.540 No, no, no, no.

01:38:04.220 I don't know that we-

01:38:04.980 No, no, no.

01:38:05.700 Respect.

01:38:06.740 You know, to me, it goes to that-

01:38:08.780 Respect.

01:38:09.280 I don't need your applause.

01:38:10.100 R-E-S-P-C-T.

01:38:11.040 Or what, I don't care about your booze, I've seen what makes you cheer.

01:38:14.520 No.

01:38:14.900 Like that kind of a deal?

01:38:15.480 I need some respect.

01:38:17.300 From who, though?

01:38:18.220 From everybody.

01:38:18.940 All right.

01:38:19.260 A little bit from the chat, just from the chat to start with.

01:38:22.020 Well, that's a hard ask, and they're not going to respect you, and, you know-

01:38:25.780 You know, respect.

01:38:26.780 No.

01:38:27.360 It's crazy.

01:38:28.000 No.

01:38:28.740 You know what's crazy?

01:38:29.760 I used to have-

01:38:30.980 I used to have respect, and now my producer just talks over me.

01:38:35.260 Scott says, David Lee Corbo, a.k.a. Raven Chungus.

01:38:41.040 Exactly.

01:38:43.360 That's not nice, Scott.

01:38:46.220 He's a stupid bitch.

01:38:50.260 Scott.

01:38:50.940 I like Scott.

01:38:52.040 I hope he gets it.

01:38:52.680 Scott him.

01:38:53.340 I hope he makes it, and his friend doesn't have a relapse next to Bohemian Grove.

01:38:56.700 Yeah, dude.

01:38:57.560 Was it?

01:38:57.880 Well, yeah, I would like-

01:38:59.260 That was unfortunate.

01:39:00.400 Yeah.

01:39:00.760 Yeah.

01:39:01.040 I think he did it.

01:39:01.780 No, this clip that I'm about to show you was aired eight years before COVID.

01:39:07.680 Check this out.

01:39:09.100 I do not feel safe.

01:39:10.120 No, you stupid-

01:39:11.100 Hold on one second.

01:39:12.140 Eight years?

01:39:12.960 No, dude.

01:39:13.700 I believe that aired in-

01:39:14.640 Somebody goes, respect, Top.

01:39:16.440 What you need is a shape-up.

01:39:19.380 I mean-

01:39:20.300 That's crazy.

01:39:21.480 Just cut my hair.

01:39:22.620 I think that that is actually true.

01:39:24.760 So this-

01:39:25.480 Respect for Top.

01:39:26.000 Disdain for David.

01:39:27.100 We like that.

01:39:28.220 More of that.

01:39:28.980 This episode, I believe, came out in 2009.

01:39:31.240 This episode?

01:39:31.820 What is this?

01:39:32.480 This is Jesse Ventura's conspiracy theorist, which is a woman who talked about-

01:39:35.560 Oh, this is a-

01:39:36.320 Really?

01:39:37.120 This is another slap in the face.

01:39:39.300 How often have I brought up this episode?

01:39:41.620 Wild levels of disrespect from Mama Lobster.

01:39:43.900 I only see this dysgenic woman for a flash of a second.

01:39:47.920 I'm looking at David.

01:39:48.760 It's hard to see him right now.

01:39:49.780 He's vibrating with disrespect.

01:39:51.100 I know exactly what this is because I bring it up.

01:39:56.000 It's one of the five things that I say every single episode.

01:39:58.540 Five figures.

01:40:00.560 Five figures.

01:40:02.240 Five figures.

01:40:04.160 I just-

01:40:04.860 That's what we're asking for?

01:40:06.820 That's what we're asking for.

01:40:08.960 Guam and Rand is such a great name.

01:40:11.400 We respect Top.

01:40:12.420 We love David.

01:40:13.540 I don't feel loved.

01:40:14.320 That's true.

01:40:14.620 Do you feel respected?

01:40:16.080 It's indicative.

01:40:17.480 Living in the United States.

01:40:19.280 Do you want to come in Chanel?

01:40:20.460 No, sir.

01:40:21.100 I'd rather not.

01:40:22.200 You'd rather just be here so you can make a fast exit if you have to.

01:40:25.660 As soon as you and I finish, I'm leaving the country again.

01:40:29.800 Why?

01:40:30.480 Because in a very short time, not today, not tomorrow, but very soon,

01:40:35.880 we'll be facing compulsory vaccination under the mistaken term of voluntary vaccination.

01:40:43.520 What is it about these vaccinations?

01:40:46.140 You think that they're bad?

01:40:47.220 Well, first of all, let's start with the fact that the World Health Organization has decided

01:40:53.240 that we have 90%-

01:40:55.480 Pause this.

01:40:55.760 I don't know if I want to pause it myself.

01:40:57.560 Dude, are you kidding me?

01:40:59.000 And I'm correct.

01:41:00.000 So she's sending me wrong information.

01:41:01.640 December 30th, 2009.

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01:41:34.660 2009.

01:41:35.420 Even earlier.

01:41:36.080 December 30th, 2009.

01:41:38.160 Which, by the way, is what I always say.

01:41:40.880 Hold on.

01:41:40.960 4,000 likes on this.

01:41:42.080 This video that we're doing right now will not get anywhere near that.

01:41:44.860 Not anywhere near that.

01:41:45.720 But you send it to us.

01:41:48.520 It's what I say all the time.

01:41:50.080 But it's wrong.

01:41:52.160 Yeah.

01:41:53.260 Jesse Ventura went insane after this.

01:41:54.920 Yeah, he did.

01:41:55.500 So did David.

01:41:56.140 He got all blacked up.

01:41:58.720 It's one of the five pillars David sets his opinions on.

01:42:01.940 Seriously.

01:42:02.860 Some old lady on the Jesse Ventura show.

01:42:05.680 In 2012?

01:42:07.300 2009.

01:42:07.980 December 30th, 2009.

01:42:09.260 I was 19 years old.

01:42:11.360 Three years deep into my conspiracy research.

01:42:14.220 And from that day forward, I was, like, keeping an eye out for when they do the thing.

01:42:18.540 My mom's right across.

01:42:19.500 We can just go.

01:42:20.060 You can go slap her if you want.

01:42:21.160 Dude, I'm really upset.

01:42:22.220 Because it just makes me feel like, like, I see her in the chat sometimes.

01:42:25.000 And she said she listens to the show.

01:42:26.520 But it's, like, I think she just laughs at us.

01:42:29.280 Like, she goes, what a bunch of retards.

01:42:30.580 What a bunch of idiots.

01:42:32.000 Don't believe in anything they say.

01:42:33.480 And then give us money.

01:42:36.020 Soul Explorer says, here's some respect.

01:42:39.680 Blapin' or Guamin'.

01:42:40.680 Guamin'.

01:42:41.680 Guamin'.

01:42:42.840 Okay.

01:42:43.400 That's respect.

01:42:44.400 That's respect, baby.

01:42:45.260 Shout out.

01:42:45.700 Wait, which is which?

01:42:46.740 I don't get it.

01:42:48.140 Gu...

01:42:48.420 What do you mean you don't get the little interest paid up on this show?

01:42:54.340 Are you paying attention?

01:42:55.340 Are you doing, like, my mom and just not, like, you're here, but you're not here.

01:42:58.340 You're in the room, but you're not in the room.

01:43:00.900 I'm here.

01:43:02.400 All right, Nancy.

01:43:03.540 Well, Guamin' is $5 or more.

01:43:06.200 Oh, then I've been lying.

01:43:07.200 You need that.

01:43:08.520 You've been lying.

01:43:09.820 So we've been disrespecting the people who have been Guamin' us by calling them Blappers.

01:43:13.840 Wait, wait, wait.

01:43:14.160 Has Scott been Guamin'?

01:43:16.260 Uh, for the most part, yeah.

01:43:20.100 A little bit of both.

01:43:20.880 He'd be Blappin', but then he'd be Guamin'.

01:43:22.540 He's the kind of guy that mixes it up, and I respect that about Scott, but he's a bitch.

01:43:26.560 Whoa.

01:43:27.560 I'm sorry.

01:43:27.980 He just frustrates me because he says a lot of mean things about me.

01:43:29.860 That's aggressive.

01:43:30.920 Or maybe I'm just all wound up right now.

01:43:33.100 He does call me fat.

01:43:34.300 Well.

01:43:34.580 And he doesn't like your eyebrows.

01:43:37.480 I can't do anything about my eyebrows.

01:43:40.180 If I lose weight, I'm still going to have these eyebrows.

01:43:43.040 The reason we're not allowed on Blue Letter Bible, realistically, is because David is fat.

01:43:47.160 And I'll explain why.

01:43:48.200 Shut up.

01:43:48.900 I'll explain why for a second.

01:43:49.800 Does the B stand for BMI?

01:43:52.620 BMI Letter Bible.

01:43:54.340 No, no.

01:43:55.260 This is why we can't read the Bible and be better people.

01:43:57.840 Yeah.

01:43:57.940 Because David had to take off his G-U-N and put it on the table in front.

01:44:04.320 Don't pull it.

01:44:06.220 Blue Letter Bible.

01:44:08.160 Yeah.

01:44:09.340 No.

01:44:10.040 I'm coming to kill you.

01:44:10.940 No, he's not.

01:44:12.680 No, he's not.

01:44:13.720 I'm just playing.

01:44:14.360 I'm just joking.

01:44:14.820 So he couldn't.

01:44:15.360 He put it.

01:44:15.960 He puts it on the table in front of the rep.

01:44:19.280 Yeah.

01:44:19.380 And everyone's looking at it like it's a Mexican standoff.

01:44:21.600 Like someone's going to grab it.

01:44:22.820 And he goes, yeah, I just got to put it there.

01:44:24.880 Because it doesn't fit in his waistband when he sits down.

01:44:28.720 No, it does fit.

01:44:30.040 It's just like.

01:44:30.960 What's the problem?

01:44:31.640 It's a little uncomfy.

01:44:32.800 Why?

01:44:33.960 I got one.

01:44:34.980 Because it's a gun.

01:44:36.780 I got one.

01:44:37.640 I'm good.

01:44:40.060 Yours only has 12 rounds.

01:44:41.660 What's the.

01:44:43.160 That's not an excuse.

01:44:44.980 That's not an excuse.

01:44:45.760 You get three more rounds in it and it gets a little bit uncomfortable.

01:44:48.120 It does not shrink or expand depending on how many bullets you have in it.

01:44:50.880 Also, I shoot my gun sometimes.

01:44:52.240 Sometimes I shoot.

01:44:52.940 I go outside and I shoot.

01:44:54.200 But you don't remember to put bullets back in.

01:44:56.140 I don't care.

01:44:56.940 No, no, no, no.

01:44:57.940 You had nine rounds in there.

01:44:59.180 But it's a 12 round magazine.

01:45:00.560 Yeah.

01:45:01.160 Because I shot three rounds that day.

01:45:02.360 No, but I'm saying it's only a 12 round magazine.

01:45:04.040 For no reason.

01:45:04.780 Mine is a 15 round magazine.

01:45:05.680 This guy thinks he's about it.

01:45:06.740 So it digs into my waist a little bit.

01:45:08.660 I go outside sometimes and I go, I'm just going to shoot today.

01:45:12.580 And they go, what do you mean?

01:45:13.340 At a tree?

01:45:13.740 And I go, no.

01:45:14.340 Blap, blap, blap.

01:45:15.060 Blue letter Bible basically went insane after this.

01:45:19.940 All right.

01:45:20.420 Let's play more messages from mom.

01:45:21.800 Oh, do we have to?

01:45:23.680 Yeah, dude.

01:45:24.180 I'm having fun.

01:45:25.360 All right.

01:45:25.740 It's my favorite show to do.

01:45:27.660 I know.

01:45:27.840 But this is the show that's going to get us kicked out of the coffee shop.

01:45:31.160 Coffee.

01:45:31.720 We are.

01:45:32.140 You know, when I go in there and Mason sees me and I say coffee, she's got me to get you

01:45:35.100 some coffee.

01:45:36.060 And I'm like, just pour it.

01:45:37.500 But she says it from all the way up there.

01:45:39.000 And I can just pour it.

01:45:40.020 Just pour it.

01:45:40.560 I don't want to even talk to you.

01:45:41.840 Mason is one of the lovely folks that work at Standard Coffee.

01:45:46.340 And she's Big Bird.

01:45:47.120 She's 17 feet tall.

01:45:49.880 I can't hear it.

01:45:50.960 Yeah, come on.

01:45:51.900 I can't hear it in this book.

01:45:53.180 So you can read it for yourself.

01:45:54.620 This is in downtown Las Vegas, right on the railroad tracks.

01:45:57.900 It says enemy prison war camp.

01:46:00.180 They're all on top.

01:46:01.600 They're building them all the way across the United States right now.

01:46:04.360 And the problem is that we're going to enslave ourselves because most of the people want to

01:46:08.260 keep having food coming in and you're going to follow the line.

01:46:10.820 You're just walking yourself into your own prison camp.

01:46:15.600 Then we're going to come down to the extermination, just like World War II.

01:46:19.680 Underground had already been built.

01:46:20.660 Is that all for the elite?

01:46:22.360 Yeah.

01:46:24.560 Really?

01:46:25.240 What are they going to do with the rest of the people?

01:46:26.840 They'll just get rid of them, leave them above ground and be radiated.

01:46:29.720 The Soviets have three new...

01:46:31.860 Yeah, we'll pause this.

01:46:32.700 What is this about, dude?

01:46:33.760 This is real early conspiracy crap.

01:46:36.960 This is rough.

01:46:38.600 What is it?

01:46:39.240 Mom's a Gruper.

01:46:39.880 Yeah, probably.

01:46:41.460 She fluctuates.

01:46:42.440 Sometimes she hates Trump.

01:46:43.580 Sometimes she likes him.

01:46:44.600 She's like, the Muzzies!

01:46:45.720 Sometimes the Muslims.

01:46:46.780 Sometimes it's the Jews.

01:46:48.600 What do you got, Nance?

01:46:50.500 Joe Brown asks, are y'all going to the Ninjas or Butterfly show?

01:46:55.660 Oh, we'll be there.

01:46:58.160 Look for us tonight.

01:46:59.560 My co-host is going to be dressed like a homosexual.

01:47:02.240 No, we're not going to be there.

01:47:03.180 We were going to be there, but then...

01:47:05.560 I just can't get...

01:47:07.220 I don't have a sitter just...

01:47:08.400 We're going.

01:47:09.180 We're going.

01:47:10.280 That's the thing.

01:47:10.880 When you move to a place where nobody that you know lives...

01:47:13.680 Ask for us.

01:47:14.700 Ask the guys with the beards.

01:47:16.480 And do they have the mustaches?

01:47:18.320 If you do go, ask for us.

01:47:20.000 Yeah, be like...

01:47:20.580 It would be very funny.

01:47:21.800 We're the NDS guys.

01:47:22.740 We heard that Nephilim Deskwad was going to be here.

01:47:24.520 Yeah.

01:47:25.640 And then, who's that?

01:47:26.520 And you just look around.

01:47:27.440 Somebody dressed gay.

01:47:28.380 Somebody pretty upset.

01:47:30.100 They're banned from Blue Letter Bible.

01:47:31.580 Nothing about Blue Letter Bible.

01:47:32.520 Nothing?

01:47:33.000 Nobody's in here screaming about Blue Letter Bible.

01:47:34.660 And if they say, we don't know, ask for a refund.

01:47:38.240 Yeah.

01:47:38.980 A refund.

01:47:41.340 How much was it?

01:47:41.920 Was he blapping or guamming?

01:47:43.000 I mean, come on.

01:47:43.540 Oh, yeah.

01:47:43.620 How much?

01:47:43.880 Blap, guam?

01:47:44.560 Guam, blap?

01:47:46.860 Guam is five and up, right?

01:47:49.060 Nancy.

01:47:49.600 Come on, Nancy.

01:47:50.900 Nancy.

01:47:51.640 Nancy needs alpha brain.

01:47:53.220 Nancy.

01:47:54.000 I do.

01:47:55.640 Nancy.

01:47:56.840 Yes.

01:47:57.900 Talk.

01:47:58.120 Which one did he do?

01:48:01.040 Guam.

01:48:02.280 Based.

01:48:03.100 Great.

01:48:03.560 Nice.

01:48:04.220 I choose Guam.

01:48:05.580 All right.

01:48:06.180 Okay.

01:48:06.920 I choose Guam.

01:48:08.180 I choose Guam.

01:48:11.220 We need one more thing.

01:48:12.860 Stop crossing your legs so you can try to get your knees in.

01:48:16.260 Don't do that, dude.

01:48:17.880 All right.

01:48:18.180 All right.

01:48:18.440 Oh, here we go.

01:48:19.080 This guy's running from the Jews.

01:48:20.660 Oh, wait up.

01:48:22.240 We're blapping or guamming.

01:48:23.760 Start it off, baby.

01:48:25.440 He's guamming.

01:48:27.060 Okay.

01:48:27.780 She doesn't even know.

01:48:29.000 She has no idea who he's guamming.

01:48:30.940 Nancy.

01:48:31.440 Nancy.

01:48:31.800 You don't know if you're guamming or blapping.

01:48:33.720 Nancy, my legs.

01:48:34.600 Is they blapping or guamming?

01:48:36.080 Jeez, dude.

01:48:36.820 There's only one right answer.

01:48:37.940 You take that ticker down and we're looking at your butthole.

01:48:40.000 No.

01:48:46.300 Zanal says.

01:48:49.100 Zanal?

01:48:49.980 Zanal.

01:48:50.980 Zanal.

01:48:51.540 That's his name.

01:48:52.240 Okay.

01:48:52.840 He has some shekels for my favorite Caligari mutts.

01:48:56.380 Oh, thank you.

01:48:57.840 And then he might be blapping.

01:49:00.140 It might be guam.

01:49:00.760 Is that zany anal?

01:49:02.760 I don't know what that means.

01:49:04.640 Speaking of anal.

01:49:06.160 What?

01:49:06.840 This guy.

01:49:08.040 Oh, okay.

01:49:09.120 What is this?

01:49:09.780 Now you got to try to.

01:49:11.680 Oh, no.

01:49:12.280 They're asking for commitment.

01:49:13.480 Stay till the end.

01:49:15.600 I hate when they do that.

01:49:17.060 Yeah.

01:49:17.200 Makes me leave at the beginning.

01:49:18.000 Say.

01:49:18.460 I'm leaving immediately, dude.

01:49:23.840 Oh, so should we stay?

01:49:26.300 Yeah, whatever.

01:49:27.020 Just let him.

01:49:27.660 Let him rip.

01:49:28.700 Here we go.

01:49:29.980 Monsters.

01:49:30.980 I like it.

01:49:32.440 Wait.

01:49:32.680 You know what's crazy?

01:49:35.380 That was actually a great.

01:49:37.060 That was a great cut.

01:49:38.100 I accidentally pressed some buttons, but it started off where he just goes monsters.

01:49:42.000 That's it.

01:49:42.380 It's problem solution.

01:49:43.500 And then he goes, Jesus.

01:49:44.640 Exactly.

01:49:45.140 That's it.

01:49:45.600 Subliminal Messenger said this is what happens when Nancy misses too many late night streams.

01:49:48.760 She needs a recharge.

01:49:50.340 I don't know what that means.

01:49:51.920 Sleepy.

01:49:52.080 What's it mean?

01:49:52.800 Stop flirting with Nancy.

01:49:54.080 He speaks in riddles.

01:49:55.020 Somebody just invited us to collaborate on a reel, and they're called Gen Z Congress.

01:50:01.320 See to the end.

01:50:02.220 Man, everybody in this nation is living with demons and monsters all around you.

01:50:09.440 Nephilim manifested demons and actual monsters all around you.

01:50:15.820 You ever hear the guy that's like, oh.

01:50:18.240 Like demons, bro.

01:50:19.460 Like in banana bread at work, bro.

01:50:22.060 You ever hear that video?

01:50:23.360 No.

01:50:23.520 It's really great.

01:50:24.180 It's a guy that's talking about like, he's like, life can suck, but you know what doesn't

01:50:28.740 suck, bro?

01:50:29.840 Getting banana bread at work, bro.

01:50:32.780 And it just goes on this whole tangent about how great it is to randomly get banana bread

01:50:36.200 at work.

01:50:36.860 Can I just say how much I do like when we're in the coffee shop.

01:50:40.940 Coffee.

01:50:41.540 Coffee.

01:50:42.200 And we can go, we need a better button.

01:50:44.540 Like a button that does that, but in the front.

01:50:48.060 Oh, yeah, yeah.

01:50:48.840 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

01:50:49.840 And then somebody comes back and they're like, what do you want?

01:50:51.940 Or they come back with coffee.

01:50:53.680 I would like to do that.

01:50:55.300 And then when they show up, be like, we don't want anything.

01:50:58.000 We just want to keep you on your toes.

01:50:58.880 Give them the shoe.

01:50:59.560 Shoe.

01:51:00.040 Shoe.

01:51:00.860 Not right.

01:51:01.420 What are you here for?

01:51:02.560 Well, that's what we're working on right now is having, we call it the Bella cam because

01:51:07.560 Bella is one of the girls that works there.

01:51:09.560 It's actually Matt's daughter.

01:51:10.640 And, and, you know, we, we have this awesome situation at the standard coffee shop where

01:51:14.780 we have access to really high quality coffee that can show up whenever we want.

01:51:17.800 Blue letter coffee.

01:51:18.560 Blue letter coffee.

01:51:19.360 And so we just need like a button to summon them.

01:51:21.820 Yes.

01:51:21.960 Um, and we have a camera that, that points at the door when they open it, we have to get

01:51:25.880 it situated a little bit better.

01:51:27.020 Maybe the button should sound like this.

01:51:28.840 Uh, I imagine you just up front making coffee.

01:51:33.060 Everyone's like, what's happening?

01:51:36.280 It's like the, the, the stuttering will stop when the coffee gets delivered.

01:51:40.300 Yeah.

01:51:40.420 Yeah.

01:51:40.700 Yeah.

01:51:40.840 I like that though.

01:51:41.560 I like that.

01:51:42.040 Cause right now I was thinking about like, damn, if we did have banana bread here.

01:51:44.940 Oh my God.

01:51:45.540 Yeah.

01:51:45.680 Banana bread.

01:51:46.420 You know what?

01:51:47.200 Uh, standard coffee shop, the pastries, I haven't had them cause I'm trying to be on

01:51:50.980 that.

01:51:51.280 They look amazing.

01:51:52.340 And I've been getting real upset because they look good as one of them is like drizzled in

01:51:56.540 some sort of cinnamon sauce.

01:51:57.600 And I'm like, once done, don't you?

01:52:00.120 And no one knows it.

01:52:01.560 And then they call a guy like me crazy for calling it out.

01:52:04.960 Okay.

01:52:05.460 But when I was practicing magic deep, uh, re-skate, can I order the coffee to my home?

01:52:11.460 Like coffee grounds.

01:52:12.360 Well, soon we're working on a, uh, Nephilim desk squad, standard coffee shop, uh, blend

01:52:17.180 collab.

01:52:17.600 So that'll be for the folks that want to order it online and get it delivered to their house.

01:52:21.260 And you'll get some, uh, some NDS.

01:52:23.260 Yeah.

01:52:23.380 They go remember when Matt tried to touch the buttons.

01:52:25.600 Yeah.

01:52:25.900 I don't let him touch anything.

01:52:27.180 Definitely don't.

01:52:28.380 Like he touched the desk.

01:52:29.560 Matt will like, he'll hyper fixate on like some stacked boxes in the corner.

01:52:34.300 And for the whole episode, like, if you guys go back and look at those episodes that we

01:52:38.140 started doing, you know, in that coffee shop, the ones that he's on, he's just like the

01:52:43.520 whole time, just staring.

01:52:45.360 And at the end, he's like, I'm sorry guys, but there was like a few boxes in the corner

01:52:49.360 and I just couldn't stop looking at them.

01:52:51.700 We got to do something about those boxes.

01:52:53.260 Cause they're just demanding my attention.

01:52:55.300 And I'm going, Matt, just look away, dude.

01:52:58.040 This is a problem.

01:52:58.780 Yeah.

01:52:58.880 Look at me.

01:52:59.600 But then when he looks up, he goes, but then he looks at the boxes and he goes, and he

01:53:06.840 gets all, it's, I don't know.

01:53:09.100 There's something wrong with them.

01:53:10.200 I think.

01:53:10.740 Yeah.

01:53:11.060 I mean, well, he did let us open a podcast studio in his coffee shop.

01:53:14.280 And I'm starting to really look at Matt and go like, damn, dude.

01:53:17.500 Yeah.

01:53:18.440 Because why'd you let us do this?

01:53:21.340 And then like, what's up with the boxes?

01:53:23.260 You looking at them and like, you look mad all the time.

01:53:26.060 I get like the molding rip.

01:53:27.460 We ripped off the molding and that really threw him into a tizzy.

01:53:30.940 But okay.

01:53:32.860 You like that word?

01:53:34.080 Tizzy?

01:53:34.560 No.

01:53:34.780 Somebody just sent me $1 on cash app.

01:53:36.800 Thank you, Chris Brown.

01:53:38.760 Chris Brown.

01:53:39.280 He said, we need you to add up all the super chats TLC style.

01:53:43.020 Probably not.

01:53:43.520 By the way, though, I was thinking about doing.

01:53:46.480 We can do that.

01:53:47.700 No, no, no.

01:53:48.040 I don't want to do math, please.

01:53:50.060 Oh, this is a pretty decent amount of math you got.

01:53:52.000 It's a decent amount of math.

01:53:52.800 I was thinking about doing a show from the coffee shop, a nightly one, only twice a week.

01:53:58.660 Don't do it.

01:53:59.400 Why not?

01:53:59.740 You don't think so?

01:54:00.420 Sure.

01:54:00.980 All right.

01:54:01.360 Well, don't do it.

01:54:03.600 But then you're going to get wild and out of control.

01:54:06.440 No.

01:54:06.760 I would be respectable and decent.

01:54:10.680 And I don't know what I would call it.

01:54:14.000 I don't know what I would do.

01:54:15.440 But it's like, there's a vibe.

01:54:17.820 You know, because I like watching, quite frankly.

01:54:19.800 And what I really love about his show is like, it's kind of like a chill.

01:54:22.980 It's dark, kind of cozy.

01:54:25.060 It's a vibe a little bit, you know?

01:54:26.580 And I'm like, we could do that with this really beautiful set that we have.

01:54:30.200 And then maybe I do it a Monday and a Wednesday night.

01:54:33.900 You know, Monday night, Wednesday night.

01:54:35.420 Could be cool.

01:54:36.700 I've just been thinking about it.

01:54:37.680 I don't know.

01:54:37.880 What do you think, guys?

01:54:38.960 What do you guys think?

01:54:39.580 Just let me know what you think.

01:54:40.760 If you think about it.

01:54:41.860 If you, you know.

01:54:42.760 No, we're not going to do end bombs.

01:54:44.060 We don't do that anymore because M. Lauren, stop it.

01:54:47.100 Yeah.

01:54:47.480 Come on.

01:54:48.200 All right.

01:54:48.620 Keep within it in a place where Satan was not expecting me to repent.

01:54:52.460 Like, I was going to die there.

01:54:54.200 This guy looks like he has neck tattoos and he does have neck tattoos.

01:54:58.940 It's a little jarring.

01:55:01.540 But he was showing me things that he would show somebody who was going to die in it.

01:55:05.280 Okay.

01:55:05.860 There is demons everywhere.

01:55:08.160 I slept with them, talked with them, saw them manifest and go talk to other people.

01:55:13.320 And those people had no idea they were talking to demons.

01:55:16.180 I've seen demons leave the spiritual realm, enter people, and then come up and speak to me through them.

01:55:21.780 So we could have a conversation through the people.

01:55:24.020 And those people had no idea.

01:55:25.800 You live in a world full of demons and monsters and Nephilim.

01:55:30.940 And the United States of America is the most deceptive, insane place there ever is.

01:55:37.080 It is a cesspool of demons.

01:55:39.940 And modern, lukewarm Christians can't see past their television set and their cell phone and, like, their dusty Bibles and brand new iPhones.

01:55:47.980 And even though they sing the song, they still don't go out and share their gospel.

01:55:52.920 You know what?

01:55:53.740 It's a really weird delivery.

01:55:55.680 Yeah.

01:55:56.040 Really weird.

01:55:56.980 Like, he had something to say but didn't know how to do it.

01:55:58.840 But is that what we have to do in order for Blue Letter Bible to respect us?

01:56:02.400 Is we have to deliver it like that?

01:56:03.820 How many shares does that have?

01:56:05.460 How many thumbs up?

01:56:06.180 4.1 thousand.

01:56:07.340 No big deal.

01:56:08.140 4.1 thousand.

01:56:09.640 Not in five figures.

01:56:10.600 Hey, guys, did you hear about the Google searches that were discovered about the hospital and doctors that were linked with the Charlie Kirk murder IP addresses from Israel and D.C. months before the murder?

01:56:23.720 No, that's interesting.

01:56:24.240 No, don't know what those words mean.

01:56:26.440 Ah, I kind of gathered something from them.

01:56:29.100 Something's up, huh?

01:56:30.060 Is what you're getting at?

01:56:31.080 Yeah, something's going on.

01:56:32.720 I got to look into it.

01:56:33.560 I've been doing a lot of not looking into it lately.

01:56:36.180 Yeah, the stuff I tell you, you go, what do you mean that's a thing?

01:56:38.640 And I'm like, yeah, this is a.

01:56:39.960 Yeah.

01:56:40.720 Oh, there he is.

01:56:41.580 It's Elon Musk.

01:56:42.820 Muskles.

01:56:43.840 Elon Muscles.

01:56:45.240 Let's see what he's saying.

01:56:46.340 All right.

01:56:46.820 Is he saying anything?

01:56:48.380 Some people believe that you are an alien.

01:56:51.120 I am.

01:56:52.000 That's it.

01:56:52.260 It's just a picture.

01:56:53.200 Oh, wait.

01:56:53.620 We got to bring it on stage for people to see.

01:56:55.640 I'm an alien.

01:56:57.140 Now you are uncovered.

01:57:01.380 Yes.

01:57:03.760 Oh, geez.

01:57:05.480 What in the fluff?

01:57:06.460 An alien.

01:57:08.640 I am an alien.

01:57:09.660 You are.

01:57:10.600 Please.

01:57:11.140 Now you are uncovered.

01:57:14.560 Yes.

01:57:15.240 I keep telling people I'm an alien, but nobody believes me.

01:57:21.640 People believe that.

01:57:23.840 Okay.

01:57:24.700 Well, that's it.

01:57:25.700 That's it.

01:57:27.760 He's an alien now because he said it.

01:57:29.340 I don't know, man.

01:57:30.440 You know, those little things.

01:57:31.620 Sometimes people look into the slip moments too much, you know, and it's like.

01:57:35.540 It's not even a slip.

01:57:36.420 That's just like.

01:57:36.960 It's just a silly goose time.

01:57:38.120 If you say, I heard you were an alien, you know, you're going to, you're going to say

01:57:41.080 that.

01:57:41.540 Yeah.

01:57:41.740 I say a lot of things.

01:57:43.100 And this is.

01:57:44.120 I feel like my mom, the problem is that she's going to present this to me and she goes,

01:57:47.340 you see, he is an alien.

01:57:48.600 And I'm like, well, how do you know?

01:57:49.700 Where's your base?

01:57:50.300 And she goes, right.

01:57:50.900 There's a video.

01:57:51.920 What if I went like, I'm an alien?

01:57:53.600 Yeah.

01:57:53.780 I'm an alien.

01:57:55.260 And now, you know, because I told you.

01:57:59.040 Everybody's getting mad.

01:57:59.900 So Stax Farmstead says I can't do a show on Wednesday because he's doing a show on Wednesday

01:58:03.920 nights at eight, which is very cool.

01:58:05.420 So I won't do that.

01:58:06.840 Maybe I'll do it Thursday.

01:58:08.140 I don't want to do Friday.

01:58:09.340 People are like, oh, do it Monday and Friday.

01:58:10.820 But Friday is like, you know, I go out, do stuff.

01:58:13.600 My son doesn't have school the next day.

01:58:15.100 We can go out and do stuff.

01:58:16.180 So I can do it on Friday.

01:58:17.680 That's that's silly.

01:58:19.000 But maybe a Thursday.

01:58:20.060 You allowed to do it?

01:58:21.560 Yeah.

01:58:22.160 You sure?

01:58:22.660 Yeah.

01:58:22.880 Yeah.

01:58:23.680 Yeah.

01:58:25.540 I don't want to do it like, you know, I was just waiting for us to get a studio because

01:58:29.660 I'm not going to come in your house and do it in this one.

01:58:32.720 Come on.

01:58:33.000 Anything I have.

01:58:33.820 I'm going to Guam in here at night, but now we have a studio.

01:58:39.240 So I go there.

01:58:40.100 Painted dome.

01:58:41.080 All right.

01:58:41.880 What's this mean?

01:58:43.120 Oh, we know this.

01:58:44.020 I know this girl.

01:58:45.200 She's funny looking.

01:58:47.200 Yeah, there she is.

01:58:48.220 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

01:58:48.980 Might just be the angle.

01:58:50.320 She knows a little bit.

01:58:51.540 OK.

01:58:52.000 About this stuff.

01:58:53.880 But she's going to go way further than us because she's not ugly.

01:58:56.840 It's been happening and I know I can't be the only one who's caught this.

01:59:02.300 Is that a problem?

01:59:03.980 Yeah.

01:59:04.440 We're ugly.

01:59:05.040 I mean, yeah.

01:59:05.620 Look, I've been looking at the pictures.

01:59:07.960 Yeah.

01:59:08.220 I look at them, too.

01:59:09.180 And I go like, you know how I know we are?

01:59:11.340 Because every time I pop up, I like got to like fix my face.

01:59:14.480 You know how I know my face looks like.

01:59:16.440 They send me a video.

01:59:18.620 I have to step away for a moment.

01:59:22.160 I might be.

01:59:22.540 Don't announce it.

01:59:23.540 Just get out.

01:59:24.360 Just just just leave.

01:59:25.220 Nancy.

01:59:26.660 Bye.

01:59:27.240 He's going to go laugh about how ugly we are.

01:59:29.520 Yeah.

01:59:29.700 She's like, yeah, they are.

01:59:30.660 I'm glad they noticed.

01:59:31.480 Finally, it's financey.

01:59:32.820 I am gassy.

01:59:34.540 No, no.

01:59:36.000 Because it's every time on Twitter, every day I check it.

01:59:37.960 Somebody goes, hey, look, top LOL.

01:59:39.860 And it's some guy from like Somalia.

01:59:43.160 And I'm just like, damn.

01:59:44.480 Well, after a while, I'm like, I feel like I'm starting to really look like that.

01:59:48.560 I look like a lot of lesbians.

01:59:50.660 And you look like Chaney.

01:59:52.300 Yeah.

01:59:53.180 But Chaney looks better than I do.

01:59:55.400 All right.

01:59:55.620 So this girl is doing her thing, which is our thing.

01:59:59.200 But but she's better looking than us.

02:00:01.780 Yeah.

02:00:02.000 So it's loud.

02:00:13.160 Can you lower this?

02:00:14.800 No, like muted.

02:00:16.540 It sucks.

02:00:22.280 Sorry, guys.

02:00:25.880 Are they driving up a hill?

02:00:27.480 Indian people driving up a hill.

02:00:28.720 I got to mute.

02:00:29.360 It's too crazy.

02:00:29.920 It's bad.

02:00:30.500 Yeah.

02:00:30.620 Why are you showing me this?

02:00:31.860 I don't know.

02:00:32.420 Oh, is this?

02:00:33.680 She drives all the way up.

02:00:34.940 What are the new cars?

02:00:35.620 Oh, they're painting the dome.

02:00:37.380 Oh.

02:00:38.540 Oh.

02:00:39.080 Kind of cool.

02:00:41.020 I think we went too high.

02:00:45.560 No.

02:00:46.800 Kia.

02:00:47.620 Movement that inspires.

02:00:48.860 Okay.

02:00:49.100 I know I can't be the only one.

02:00:50.640 Not only do I notice that the sky is much, much lower, but I feel that there's like a layer

02:00:58.260 of dark clouds all the time.

02:01:00.300 And when there's like holes in the dark clouds, I can see fake.

02:01:04.320 Like, I love how crazy she is.

02:01:06.540 She might be crazier than us.

02:01:08.260 We're not crazy.

02:01:09.180 She's saying that the sky.

02:01:10.900 She can see it.

02:01:11.480 She thinks the sky is lower than before.

02:01:13.760 I've never heard that the sky is lower.

02:01:15.420 The sky is falling.

02:01:17.180 Yeah.

02:01:17.620 Well, and what's crazy is if you go into the comments, she's right.

02:01:20.660 She's not the only one.

02:01:21.820 She's like, I can't be the only one.

02:01:23.000 And people are like, yes, you're not like, yeah, so beautiful.

02:01:25.320 Show Bob's.

02:01:26.040 Show Bob's.

02:01:26.820 This guy is low.

02:01:27.780 Show Bob's.

02:01:28.920 Super low.

02:01:29.800 For sure.

02:01:30.440 See, look, and Lauren, she's like, no, seriously, the sky is lower.

02:01:33.540 Yeah.

02:01:33.700 Maybe it's a girl thing.

02:01:34.880 Maybe it's a girl thing.

02:01:35.860 Yeah.

02:01:36.280 You ever think it's like a estrogen?

02:01:39.000 Well, let's see what else she's saying.

02:01:40.320 Maybe there's some veracity to it, but I do like, I would love to get her on the show

02:01:43.940 because she has a bunch of shit like this.

02:01:45.680 It's very funny.

02:01:46.500 All right.

02:01:46.840 She's like, have you noticed the sky is low?

02:01:49.240 The sky is lower.

02:01:50.100 Has anybody noticed that the sky is?

02:01:51.500 There's another girl at my wife's job where she's like, like, my wife's like, oh, what's

02:01:55.220 she?

02:01:55.500 What?

02:01:55.700 He's like, what does he do for a living?

02:01:57.060 Yeah.

02:01:57.200 They look, what does he do?

02:01:58.260 And she goes, he does a podcast.

02:01:59.640 And they go, I know, dude.

02:02:01.440 Do you hate like when people like, what do you do?

02:02:03.280 And you're like, I'm a podcast.

02:02:04.360 I got to figure out a different word.

02:02:05.900 I'm a radio.

02:02:07.140 Well, we're going to be radio hosts.

02:02:08.380 No, we're not.

02:02:09.340 I just said a lady came in from the radio and now we're going to be radio people.

02:02:14.440 You know, what's that?

02:02:15.180 There's a new car company.

02:02:16.740 We're leaving the coffee shop.

02:02:17.940 We're going to be at the radio store.

02:02:19.380 What's this new car brand?

02:02:20.840 New car brand.

02:02:22.720 But I'm still talking.

02:02:23.860 They kind of look kind of cool.

02:02:25.300 Now I forgot.

02:02:26.000 Oh, it's a Rivian.

02:02:27.420 You ever see a Rivian?

02:02:28.280 Nope.

02:02:29.040 You've seen them.

02:02:30.740 They're kind of cool.

02:02:31.620 They're new, though.

02:02:32.320 That's it, though.

02:02:32.960 That's just what it is.

02:02:33.900 She's not here to press the noise.

02:02:35.440 And Michael Johnson gave us some cheddar.

02:02:37.920 Let's scroll up.

02:02:38.420 Michael Johnson, UFC fighter.

02:02:40.240 No, no, no.

02:02:41.220 You got to scroll up.

02:02:42.100 I don't know if you click.

02:02:42.560 OK, here we go.

02:02:43.840 Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

02:02:45.360 Make the noise, make the noise, make the noise, make the noise.

02:02:47.380 What is it called?

02:02:47.940 Oh, it's called Jap.

02:02:50.860 Here it is.

02:02:51.820 OK, Michael Johnson, thank you for the $5.

02:02:54.640 He says, I'll be at my bank across from Blue Letter Bible headquarters on Pelham Road

02:03:02.340 in Greenville, South Carolina in 15 minutes.

02:03:05.940 Need me to, quote, stop by.

02:03:08.920 No, don't do that.

02:03:13.920 We're coming for you, Blue Letter Bible.

02:03:15.180 Just tell them to return the money.

02:03:16.700 We got ops.

02:03:18.700 I think they should return the money.

02:03:20.300 They should return the money.

02:03:21.020 I just think it's funny when you go, like, these guys aren't for us, but we will take your five-figure donation.

02:03:25.980 Five figures.

02:03:26.660 Five figures.

02:03:27.580 Five.

02:03:28.820 Count them.

02:03:29.560 Blap, blap, blap, blap, blap.

02:03:31.320 Figures.

02:03:32.140 Crazy.

02:03:32.780 You go, not for us.

02:03:34.240 Take the episode down, actually.

02:03:36.940 Is it better that this girl's up while we talk?

02:03:39.120 I feel like maybe the views will go higher.

02:03:40.620 Oh, it could be.

02:03:41.620 Yeah.

02:03:42.440 Let's finish what she's saying.

02:03:43.580 OK.

02:03:44.000 This is, oh, the girl at my wife's job.

02:03:46.780 My wife?

02:03:47.460 You're a conspiracy guy.

02:03:48.880 You do a show, podcaster.

02:03:50.580 What do you think about the sky?

02:03:51.740 Then they go, very disrespectful.

02:03:53.380 Podcaster?

02:03:53.900 Like, that goes up at me.

02:03:55.560 And I go, yes, I am.

02:03:57.260 And she goes, let me ask you something.

02:03:59.380 Uh-huh.

02:03:59.700 When did they replace the sun?

02:04:02.560 And I just go, I just walked away.

02:04:04.440 I don't know.

02:04:06.080 I just walked away.

02:04:06.740 I was like, I don't know.

02:04:07.300 I don't know what you're even talking about.

02:04:08.380 I'm not that type of conspiracy theorist.

02:04:10.120 Dude.

02:04:10.300 They replaced the sun?

02:04:12.860 You know what kind of an operation that would have had to be?

02:04:14.820 No, I mean, I think there's probably something to it.

02:04:16.480 When they do it, at night?

02:04:17.480 There's like a hexagonal.

02:04:20.380 Have you seen this?

02:04:20.960 It's like a honeycomb.

02:04:22.060 You think that.

02:04:22.700 Of course you think that.

02:04:23.220 You know what I'm talking about, though, right?

02:04:24.300 You've heard the words?

02:04:25.700 Honeycomb?

02:04:26.620 As applied to the sun?

02:04:28.140 No.

02:04:28.580 OK, yeah.

02:04:29.040 So there's like a thing where it's like a pale white light.

02:04:31.160 And if you zoom in on it, there's like a honeycomb configuration on it.

02:04:34.740 Once the lens adjusts.

02:04:35.860 Configure?

02:04:36.500 Configuration?

02:04:37.060 Configuration?

02:04:37.360 Five figuration?

02:04:38.260 Boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom.

02:04:38.580 Five figures?

02:04:39.700 Huh?

02:04:39.960 Blap, blap, blap, blap.

02:04:41.900 Dude, I had just a whole big fart knocking at the door.

02:04:44.880 And you know that feeling when it goes back from when it came?

02:04:46.960 Nice feeling.

02:04:47.680 No, it's not a nice feeling.

02:04:48.680 Because what would be nicer is just blowing a hole through this leather chair.

02:04:51.620 Why don't you guys?

02:04:52.300 OK, listen, don't do it.

02:04:53.640 But all right, let's finish the rest.

02:04:55.420 I'm just saying that women have fun conspiracy theorists because the way that they view the

02:04:58.760 world is a bit skewed.

02:04:59.960 I think something's wrong with their eyes.

02:05:01.460 Yeah.

02:05:01.740 And it's fun to see.

02:05:02.900 It's fun to think about.

02:05:03.860 I like it.

02:05:04.460 Maybe the sky's lower.

02:05:06.100 Maybe it got lower.

02:05:07.660 Maybe it got lower.

02:05:08.700 I like looking at her face.

02:05:09.500 She's like definitely got lower.

02:05:10.520 Yeah.

02:05:11.060 Almost painted on looking clouds above them.

02:05:15.920 The sky.

02:05:16.780 Huh?

02:05:16.900 Can anybody geolocate?

02:05:19.160 We should not do that.

02:05:20.240 Hold on.

02:05:20.740 Let's see here because this is a little bit.

02:05:23.300 I don't know.

02:05:24.060 It suspiciously looks like the sky and clouds.

02:05:26.580 Yeah, it looks like clouds.

02:05:27.400 It looks super low.

02:05:29.260 Maybe she's high up.

02:05:30.580 All right.

02:05:31.960 Oh, like she's jumping?

02:05:33.700 Maybe she's super tall.

02:05:34.880 Maybe she's like that girl at the coffee shop.

02:05:38.460 Mason?

02:05:39.200 What is she showing us?

02:05:40.840 Looking at the sky.

02:05:41.660 That's the sun behind the sky.

02:05:42.700 The last time I traveled was about two months ago.

02:05:45.160 And I was flying internationally.

02:05:46.900 We flew so much lower.

02:05:49.720 Like we were definitely below the clouds the entire time we were flying over the U.S.

02:05:53.980 But as soon as we got over the water, the plane went up like so much further.

02:05:58.820 I've been talking about this golden dome.

02:06:00.580 I don't know the specifics, but there is something weird, you guys.

02:06:04.320 I feel like...

02:06:05.020 I like it.

02:06:06.520 Here.

02:06:07.040 I want to send to you...

02:06:08.440 The golden dome.

02:06:09.360 What is that?

02:06:12.260 Message not sent.

02:06:13.660 Why is it not sent?

02:06:14.600 I'm trying to send it to delete.

02:06:15.880 Try sending again.

02:06:17.060 Message sent not sent.

02:06:18.860 Well, that's the last message from mom.

02:06:20.860 Okay, but why can't I send these messages?

02:06:23.800 That's very strange.

02:06:24.740 Okay, let's send that one.

02:06:25.820 That's interesting.

02:06:26.800 So I can send you the five second one on the NDS production room of me seeing that thing

02:06:31.620 in the sky.

02:06:32.160 Hold on.

02:06:32.760 Laney just messaged us.

02:06:33.740 He said, I can't believe Blue Letter Bible is mad.

02:06:36.740 It was the most mild mannered episode I've ever watched.

02:06:39.120 It was very mild.

02:06:40.120 Laney...

02:06:40.880 Well, we'll text them.

02:06:42.680 Well, Laney has a taste for like death and destruction.

02:06:45.300 Can you make an edit out of that video and just make it horrific?

02:06:50.300 How would you even?

02:06:51.140 There's nothing to draw from in that episode that like...

02:06:53.420 This guy does magic.

02:06:54.180 That's true.

02:06:54.780 Laney does do magic.

02:06:55.660 All right, so we'll play this video and I guess we'll get out of here.

02:06:57.740 Well, there's two of them.

02:06:58.360 I sent two of them.

02:06:59.240 I do got a fart.

02:07:00.200 Now you're pushing it.

02:07:01.040 So this is the one where I see it from like the...

02:07:02.780 And you can't even really tell, but I'm just like, this is what I saw.

02:07:05.000 One of these maniacs is going to geolocate your location here.

02:07:08.580 Let's see.

02:07:09.060 What is it?

02:07:09.640 Oh, yeah.

02:07:10.020 It's the same thing.

02:07:12.540 It's just cruising.

02:07:13.180 It's hard because it's looking.

02:07:14.400 You're looking through a screen.

02:07:16.060 Yeah.

02:07:16.380 And then the next one, I like run outside, but it's like already kind of too far gone.

02:07:21.140 You're already like several seconds into it.

02:07:23.440 You got to pull it back.

02:07:24.260 You know, that was a...

02:07:25.320 I don't know what the fuck this is.

02:07:28.500 Oh, God.

02:07:31.020 Oh, wow.

02:07:32.220 Yeah.

02:07:32.540 And this thing's just cruising across the sky with this big tail behind it.

02:07:35.320 Is this the thing?

02:07:35.920 And then afterward...

02:07:36.600 I got to breathe.

02:07:38.260 He was like, yo, I had a dream that...

02:07:40.440 And then he started to cry.

02:07:41.980 This is when he started to cry.

02:07:42.760 No, I didn't have a dream.

02:07:43.600 This wasn't a dream.

02:07:45.220 And...

02:07:45.420 No, but then you cried, though.

02:07:46.720 I didn't cry.

02:07:48.840 You're lying now.

02:07:49.780 You did cry about something.

02:07:51.060 Was it this star, something to do with Tony Merkel, and then you cried?

02:07:54.820 No, that was the last time.

02:07:56.040 And I was telling you that I had a long conversation with a buddy of ours, but it was on the topic

02:08:06.260 of Merkel, and then I saw this thing.

02:08:10.920 Now I'm starting to think that it was less specific because it seems like everybody else

02:08:15.100 saw this, too.

02:08:16.000 Everybody's seen it.

02:08:16.940 But last time, we were having like...

02:08:19.000 It was like Merkel-related, and then I saw a shooting star, and then I had a bunch of

02:08:21.920 weird dreams.

02:08:22.760 But that was about the rapture.

02:08:24.640 Remember that?

02:08:25.400 Yeah, I do remember that.

02:08:26.300 Yeah, the thing.

02:08:28.260 Hmm.

02:08:28.500 So now you just think your dreams don't mean anything.

02:08:32.800 No, I didn't have a dream this time.

02:08:34.360 I thought there was a dream coinciding with it.

02:08:36.260 No, I just saw the thing in the sky.

02:08:38.000 You haven't had any dreams at all?

02:08:40.740 Lately, I don't...

02:08:42.000 Wow, that's unusual.

02:08:44.600 I might have had a dream or two.

02:08:46.080 Oh, wait a second.

02:08:48.520 Sparrow!

02:08:50.300 Hold on.

02:08:54.200 There we go.

02:08:55.000 Very nice.

02:08:55.500 Thank you, Sparrow Nose, for the $10 Guam, I'm sorry, for Raven to buy some activated

02:09:02.300 charcoal would help with your constant gassiness.

02:09:04.880 Well, maybe I don't want to help.

02:09:08.080 Yeah, I think he enjoys being gassed up.

02:09:11.820 You know what's really fun?

02:09:12.900 Seems uncomfortable.

02:09:13.800 Seems he's always bloated.

02:09:15.220 I like when I make a fart in the car.

02:09:17.840 Like a dead body.

02:09:18.720 And then I don't say anything to anybody, and I wait for my son and my wife to go,

02:09:23.720 Oh, what's happening?

02:09:27.200 Oh, my God!

02:09:33.500 Oh, that's good when that happens.

Nephilim Death Squad - October 25, 2025

I'm gonna Guam： Neph 2 America

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