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00:01:10.340 Hashtag make a play.

00:01:11.860 It's already Top Lobster Productions.

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00:02:03.140 Nefty America is recorded in front of a live studio audience.

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00:02:33.140 Welcome back, ladies and gentlemen, to another episode of Nefty America, your cultural commentary

00:02:42.380 for the end of days.

00:02:44.820 I am David Lee Corbo, a.k.a. The Raven.

00:02:46.700 That is Top Lobster, the father of disinformation.

00:02:49.400 What's up, guys?

00:02:49.660 What's up?

00:02:50.300 We're back.

00:02:51.080 Hell yeah.

00:02:51.380 We're late.

00:02:51.980 We're an hour.

00:02:53.280 No, no, no.

00:02:54.320 Oh, we're not.

00:02:55.180 I said it.

00:02:55.900 It was a mistake on their part.

00:02:57.860 I said it to 2.15.

00:03:00.640 Can we show the people why we're late?

00:03:02.400 Hold on, wait.

00:03:02.640 It's central time.

00:03:03.500 Is it this one?

00:03:04.280 Maybe.

00:03:05.680 We got a new rug, and it was just a real pain in the butt to put the rug in.

00:03:08.360 I know how crazy it is.

00:03:08.940 Look at this.

00:03:09.600 Yeah.

00:03:10.100 It was an hour, like an hour and a half to do a rug.

00:03:12.300 To a rug.

00:03:12.940 It was a lot longer than we thought.

00:03:15.220 Anyway, guys, before we go do the thing, sometime around the 30-minute marker to go live

00:03:21.000 exclusively to patreon.com forward slash Nephilim Death Squad.

00:03:24.940 You can continue enjoying the rest of this episode, as well as all the rest of the content

00:03:29.900 that's on there, ad-free viewing experiences.

00:03:32.600 There's so much content.

00:03:33.740 There's so much content.

00:03:34.580 We have so much.

00:03:34.980 Isn't it worth it?

00:03:35.820 The rug really does tie the room.

00:03:37.600 It does tie the room.

00:03:38.420 Well, you know what it is?

00:03:39.120 We can blame Scott.

00:03:40.960 Scott, he said that he didn't like the way the wires look.

00:03:44.340 He didn't like the look of the rug.

00:03:45.880 And it really, you can't say that kind of thing to us because it really, it kind of ruins

00:03:50.880 us and we have to rectify it.

00:03:52.820 It's got to be perfect.

00:03:53.680 So for Scott, we bought a new rug and we tied together the wires and all that jazz.

00:03:58.760 Anyway, the Patreon, it's bussing.

00:04:01.920 Your content holes overfloweth if you are a Patreon member.

00:04:05.280 Street bussing.

00:04:05.680 And I do think even right now, the RSS feed is like nine episodes behind.

00:04:12.020 So even the RSS feed, which is the most up-to-date version of the show, you know, platform for

00:04:15.680 the show.

00:04:15.920 I just did a crazy drop last night.

00:04:18.380 Blap, blap, blap, blap, blap, blap, you're getting blapped if you are on our Patreon.

00:04:24.040 So yeah, totally worth it.

00:04:25.920 Whatever you want to pay, just go do the thing.

00:04:27.840 Anyway, that's the place you want to be.

00:04:30.380 There's also a discount code off of merchandise from TopLobster.com.

00:04:33.000 You can go and are these available yet?

00:04:34.920 This is a lovely Nephilim Death Squad thing that I'm wearing. 0.76

00:04:37.600 Not yet.

00:04:38.200 Oh, okay.

00:04:38.820 Not yet.

00:04:39.560 Nevermind that.

00:04:40.080 Those are exclusive though.

00:04:40.940 These are exclusive.

00:04:41.880 I'm wearing it.

00:04:42.660 You can go ahead and buy one of these though.

00:04:44.320 Yeah.

00:04:44.860 Binaural Beatdown.

00:04:45.880 Binaural Beatdown.

00:04:46.780 Go ahead and get that.

00:04:47.920 Wow.

00:04:48.720 That was, I'm like, oh, I'm like, yeah, it was a lot.

00:04:54.080 We did a lot.

00:04:55.060 It was a, it was a whole lot that we did.

00:04:57.020 Just for like this, just for, it does tie the room together.

00:05:00.620 It does.

00:05:00.960 It looks nice.

00:05:01.480 And it's really like, it's one of those rugs that you can toss in the washer.

00:05:04.820 Oh, dude, I'm not even going to wear these. 0.99

00:05:06.400 Look at my dope ass shoes. 0.99

00:05:07.880 This rug is so soft. 0.99

00:05:09.980 I'm not going to be wearing shoes on the show anymore.

00:05:11.760 We could do bare feet here.

00:05:12.280 Yeah.

00:05:12.420 If we wanted to, you want to go bare feet for the show.

00:05:14.260 Let's do that.

00:05:14.940 No, no, no.

00:05:15.680 They don't pay for that. 0.96

00:05:16.680 Oh, they don't pay for feet content. 0.99

00:05:18.140 Oh my God.

00:05:19.000 Oh my God.

00:05:19.960 Censor it. 0.50

00:05:20.480 Somebody censor. 1.00

00:05:21.160 We don't know where Nancy is today. 1.00

00:05:23.320 Um, uh, you know, we were an hour late, but, but she's our employee. 0.94

00:05:28.260 And so she's supposed to wait on our beck and call. 0.99

00:05:30.380 She's somewhere driving a Nissan Xterra somewhere.

00:05:33.220 Whoa.

00:05:33.700 Well, you just car dox her, vehicle dox her. 1.00

00:05:35.940 That's crazy, dude.

00:05:36.940 Don't do that.

00:05:37.720 Car dox.

00:05:38.280 Uh, so we don't know where Nancy is.

00:05:39.900 We don't have Nancy. 0.60

00:05:40.460 Guys, how does this look though?

00:05:40.600 Does it look good, Scott?

00:05:41.540 Top them in our rugs.

00:05:42.500 Say something about the rug, please. 0.90

00:05:44.120 He says he's going to piss on that rug piss army. 0.91

00:05:46.500 Hold on. 0.96

00:05:46.640 Hold on.

00:05:46.660 Is that way?

00:05:47.020 That's not Scott.

00:05:47.640 Scott Sancho is, is, uh, is Scott.

00:05:49.980 He says Warsher.

00:05:51.500 Wait, wait up.

00:05:52.320 We'll show the people the actual, look at this.

00:05:54.180 She was waiting for 45 minutes.

00:05:55.500 Was she ever in the chat?

00:05:56.500 Cause we went back and looked at the chat and oh yeah.

00:05:58.420 Look at that rug.

00:05:59.500 Exclusive rug cam.

00:06:00.500 Ladies and gentlemen, don't you want to put your feet on it?

00:06:04.140 Do you can't because you're not here in NDS studios?

00:06:08.740 Um, which by the way, I don't know if you guys know, we're going to go and open up a

00:06:11.980 secondary studio.

00:06:12.640 You've got to raise it.

00:06:13.580 It's too much rug now.

00:06:14.560 Come on.

00:06:14.900 Look at, look at it.

00:06:15.620 It's, it's like the perfect amount of rug.

00:06:17.980 It's, it's too low.

00:06:19.400 Too low.

00:06:19.980 Yeah.

00:06:20.160 It's too low.

00:06:20.800 That's what I'm telling you.

00:06:22.560 Uh, guys, uh, we're going to open up a secondary studio.

00:06:25.800 It's going to be, it looks like, uh, you know, I, it looks like we can confirm it.

00:06:29.820 Matt is very excited about it in the standard coffee shop.

00:06:32.220 So we're going to collaborate with the standard coffee over here in Florida.

00:06:36.140 And, uh, and it's going to be, it's going to be awesome guys.

00:06:38.680 We're going to do big things, two studios.

00:06:41.260 The sky is the limit for, uh, Nephilim death squad. 0.99

00:06:45.820 Hey, Max Meeks.

00:06:47.600 Thank you for the $2 donation.

00:06:49.140 We would have somebody read it. 1.00

00:06:50.660 If she was here, if she was on the clock, if she was doing her job, what a bitch. 1.00

00:06:54.360 I'm incredible. 0.99

00:06:56.420 It's not nice to talk like that about Nancy.

00:06:58.580 All right.

00:06:58.940 Speaking of your content holes overflowing, um, we are going to, we have a lot of content

00:07:04.680 to get into.

00:07:05.320 There's been all kinds of, yeah, dude.

00:07:06.620 I have no time to do it.

00:07:08.260 We, I sent so much stuff to the production chat.

00:07:10.980 It's crazy.

00:07:11.360 I got a tight out.

00:07:12.440 I got a tight out at like five o'clock.

00:07:14.740 Do you really?

00:07:15.500 You never even said that until right now.

00:07:17.460 And these people showed up so late.

00:07:19.240 They showed up an hour and a half late.

00:07:21.260 And then they go fill our holes.

00:07:22.820 Daddy's.

00:07:23.500 Nephunter says makes Raven's thighs look thicker. 1.00

00:07:26.040 You guys are giving me, uh, real insecurities, real insecurities.

00:07:30.960 I, I, I've been working out a lot and, uh,

00:07:33.780 Oh yeah, it's been bad.

00:07:34.860 I feel guys, you should calm it down. 0.99

00:07:36.540 Even his wife is, she said, she called me bazooka tits. 1.00

00:07:40.520 She called me tetas. 0.99

00:07:41.760 She called me tetas.

00:07:42.920 Well, no, no, no, no, no.

00:07:44.420 Because you don't understand our cat, miss ma'am.

00:07:47.960 We also call her tetas.

00:07:49.580 And then something came, one thing led to another.

00:07:52.640 And my wife called me tetas. 0.99

00:07:54.060 And then she called me, uh, bazooka tits, I think, or something like that. 0.98

00:07:58.280 It was some sort of weaponry. 0.98

00:07:59.660 Well, one of those things just crosses the line.

00:08:02.140 Which one? 0.99

00:08:02.920 Bazooka, probably bazooka tits. 0.99

00:08:04.160 Bazooka tits is like, that's not even funny anymore. 0.99

00:08:07.040 I was like, I don't want to talk about David's, uh, eating issues. 0.98

00:08:10.800 Eating issues.

00:08:11.720 I, I, I eat normally.

00:08:13.120 You tried to feed me sweets this morning.

00:08:15.280 When?

00:08:15.700 At Matt's, uh, coffee shop.

00:08:17.120 Oh yeah.

00:08:17.480 You didn't have some?

00:08:18.540 No, I didn't have any.

00:08:19.280 I didn't have a single bite.

00:08:20.020 I was fasting because of the body dysmorphia that it's been given to me.

00:08:23.220 Tetas Tremendas.

00:08:24.500 Tetas Tremendas.

00:08:25.940 Uh, that's what, uh, Miss Ma'am's name is. 1.00

00:08:27.800 Tetas.

00:08:28.620 Um, by the way, I, I, I discovered evidence because it was under my sofa that-

00:08:32.380 You mentioned the super chat?

00:08:33.260 We did.

00:08:33.560 Thank you, Max Meeks.

00:08:34.540 Thank you.

00:08:35.500 Hey, you.

00:08:36.380 Um, while I was gone and you were, you were cat sitting for me, uh, you guys dressed my

00:08:40.700 cat up.

00:08:41.620 Are you tempted to?

00:08:42.640 Because I found her outfits underneath the sofa.

00:08:47.060 And, and, uh, so now I-

00:08:48.880 Oh, I didn't do that.

00:08:49.500 My kids probably did that. 0.98

00:08:50.360 Your kids tormented and, and dressed my cat in her cat outfits, which we have strictly

00:08:55.340 for, uh, just the vibe around the house.

00:08:58.120 We don't put them on the animals because-

00:09:00.000 It's just the vibe. 1.00

00:09:00.840 Yeah, because they fucking, they go hard. 1.00

00:09:02.860 They, they, uh, they, they, you know, they kick them off. 1.00

00:09:05.100 They get upset if you try to do that to them.

00:09:07.000 So.

00:09:07.500 Wait, the cats get mad if you dress them?

00:09:09.220 They don't like the outfits, yeah.

00:09:10.700 So then throw them out.

00:09:12.060 No.

00:09:12.260 Why do you have them?

00:09:12.940 Well, for the holidays.

00:09:14.480 Do you guys like the new feng shui?

00:09:15.880 Do you like it?

00:09:16.180 Yeah, can you say it?

00:09:16.760 Somebody said it's a very busy set.

00:09:18.440 It's a busy set.

00:09:19.280 We're very busy people.

00:09:20.500 What does that mean?

00:09:21.500 Now, because the floor is kind of busy?

00:09:23.960 Well, I don't know, man.

00:09:25.400 I really think it pulls it together.

00:09:26.640 It looks great on the shot.

00:09:27.560 Max!

00:09:29.040 Thank you for the $5 donation, he says.

00:09:30.640 Hold on, Nancy.

00:09:31.300 Read it.

00:09:32.620 Ready?

00:09:32.900 Wait a minute.

00:09:34.460 Oh.

00:09:35.620 I can't see it, actually.

00:09:36.860 Now, when I do this.

00:09:37.420 Would you be interested if you found out my books?

00:09:41.540 I've been censored for a decade.

00:09:43.740 Yeah, man.

00:09:43.960 Is this the same guy?

00:09:45.720 Are you the guy?

00:09:47.640 Um, you remember the guy that said his books were censored and then, like, we read some

00:09:51.640 of his books and he just didn't spell anything, right?

00:09:53.860 No, no, no, no.

00:09:53.880 That was a different guy.

00:09:55.500 Different guy. 0.99

00:09:55.920 That guy was actually retarded. 1.00

00:09:57.820 Uh, yeah. 0.97

00:09:58.520 We should talk to that guy.

00:09:59.980 No, we shouldn't talk to that other guy.

00:10:01.700 Tell us what your books are and we'll, you know, I'll say what the name of the book

00:10:07.580 is.

00:10:07.780 I don't know if it's going to help your censored situation.

00:10:09.800 Well, let's get into some of the content here.

00:10:12.000 Content.

00:10:12.400 Uh, maybe should we start with, there's so many things to go on.

00:10:15.880 We have, uh, the shooter this morning, a sniper shot, like three rounds, a sniper, a sniper

00:10:24.620 very nice into the ice.

00:10:27.140 Okay.

00:10:28.340 Headquarters, apparently not actually killing any ice people, killing detainees. 0.57

00:10:33.020 Uh, so we have that.

00:10:34.540 So wait, we had a, what are we doing here?

00:10:37.360 Based.

00:10:37.840 Okay.

00:10:38.200 Well, Hey, yeah, it's not nice, dude.

00:10:40.000 Uh, also we have the Tylenol gives you autism thing to go on, which is a lot of fun.

00:10:47.000 Autism.

00:10:47.580 Uh, Nick Fuentes simping for Israel.

00:10:51.180 Now he's been given the talking to, we also have Jimmy Kimmel crying, which is kind of,

00:10:56.640 you know, happens a lot.

00:10:57.820 I haven't seen this.

00:10:58.700 Trump announcing, uh, at the UN, I believe that he's going to be using an AI surveillance

00:11:04.940 system now.

00:11:06.020 Like he's just saying it like it's a good thing.

00:11:08.020 Let's start with that one.

00:11:08.760 We can do that.

00:11:09.200 This is a lot of fun.

00:11:10.220 I like this.

00:11:11.320 Look at this.

00:11:12.320 Let's listen to it.

00:11:12.480 Let's listen to it.

00:11:13.060 Let's listen to it.

00:11:13.600 Oh, we have messages from mom.

00:11:14.840 I got so many messages from mom.

00:11:17.640 Oh, all right.

00:11:18.040 Shout out Max Meeks and the American exile trilogy.

00:11:22.800 Very cool.

00:11:23.660 Very nice.

00:11:24.300 Okay.

00:11:24.740 Isn't that the cheapest plug you've ever done?

00:11:26.840 Elohim looking a little, it says Raven looking a little husky, brusky, brusky, brusky,

00:11:31.900 not nice guys.

00:11:33.040 No name Rico for $5 says top is a Sarah fatic Puerto Rican. 0.70

00:11:39.160 Sephardic. 1.00

00:11:39.700 You retard. 1.00

00:11:41.120 And Raven is an eighth black Ashkenazi. 1.00

00:11:44.380 I'll allow it.

00:11:45.480 Okay.

00:11:45.820 I guess if you want to pay to say that, let's see what Trump is talking about.

00:11:48.940 I'm announcing today that my administration will lead an international effort to enforce

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00:12:36.580 Hashtag make a play.

00:12:38.100 Which is going to be meeting with the top leaders of the world by pioneering an AI verification

00:12:45.640 system.

00:12:46.180 Why do you say it like that for?

00:12:47.520 AI.

00:12:48.320 AI.

00:12:49.100 AI.

00:12:49.680 ER.

00:12:50.640 He's like this.

00:12:52.160 Toad has Trumpisms or Trump has Toadisms.

00:12:54.920 Oh, which one?

00:12:55.720 The egg or the frog?

00:12:58.220 We got to get Toad back.

00:13:00.380 You know what?

00:13:01.020 The show's making money.

00:13:02.040 We should pay for him to come and just do.

00:13:04.800 I'll pay for him to come.

00:13:05.660 Dude, I'll clear out the schedule for a week and we just do Nef2America with Toad.

00:13:10.820 I would love that.

00:13:12.240 Guys, would you like Nef2America with Toad for a full week?

00:13:16.220 Maybe we can get them to fund it.

00:13:17.900 No NDS.

00:13:19.600 Nothing.

00:13:19.940 Just only Nef2America for a straight week.

00:13:22.160 Toad Appreciation Week.

00:13:23.260 Two times a day.

00:13:24.460 Once a year until he dies next year.

00:13:27.440 Yeah.

00:13:27.940 It's not a huge commitment.

00:13:29.260 Not a huge commitment.

00:13:31.040 Yeah.

00:13:31.720 I like that.

00:13:32.820 All right.

00:13:33.640 What is this?

00:13:34.260 Like a seeing him off?

00:13:35.520 Before we finish this.

00:13:38.040 Guys, this rug is so luxurious.

00:13:40.900 I can feel how luxurious it is through my sneakers.

00:13:44.120 Yeah.

00:13:44.360 Yeah.

00:13:44.500 Can you feel it?

00:13:45.000 Yeah.

00:13:45.140 I want to kick my shoes off, but I want them to pay extra money for that.

00:13:48.620 Look at that.

00:13:49.540 This is great.

00:13:50.180 It is a really nice rug.

00:13:51.260 Let's see what he's saying.

00:13:51.920 It's a great rug.

00:13:52.420 It's an AI rug.

00:13:53.380 An AI rug.

00:13:54.160 AI.

00:13:54.720 That everyone can trust.

00:13:56.600 Hopefully, the UN can play a constructive role and it will also go be one of the early

00:14:02.440 projects under AI.

00:14:04.580 All right.

00:14:04.720 Let's see how good it is.

00:14:06.300 He said, I thought Top was doing an episode with Gabriel Iglesias.

00:14:10.220 Yeah.

00:14:10.400 I could read it. 1.00

00:14:11.060 Damn, boy. 1.00

00:14:11.600 I could read it. 1.00

00:14:12.500 I know.

00:14:12.820 It's for the audio listeners.

00:14:13.980 This is hard.

00:14:14.960 This is hard.

00:14:15.580 Guys, if you're just audio listeners, you're not catching the live streams.

00:14:18.240 Yeah.

00:14:18.960 The people don't know this because we do the show live.

00:14:21.700 I never really think about this.

00:14:24.340 We live, baby.

00:14:25.240 The vast majority of our audiences is audio listeners.

00:14:28.500 They have no idea that every single episode.

00:14:31.020 We need a drop that says blap.

00:14:32.380 Blap, blap, blap, blap, blap, blap.

00:14:34.540 Just one you could forget.

00:14:35.260 I'm just getting blapped constantly.

00:14:37.500 We've been trained to an immaculate level to be able to continue doing a show despite the 0.99

00:14:44.080 live chat calling us faggots. 0.99

00:14:46.140 Yeah. 0.99

00:14:47.160 And it's a remarkable skill set that I know a lot of other people don't have because

00:14:52.200 we'll bring them on this show and you'll watch them read the chat in horror.

00:14:55.560 Oh, they'll get lost.

00:14:56.280 They'll get taken out of the moment.

00:14:57.780 I think Steven was here.

00:14:58.820 I was watching Steven get lost in the chat.

00:15:00.540 Yeah, he was like, whoa.

00:15:01.380 He was like, he's got this intense there.

00:15:03.820 Yeah, because he's seen a lot of people die.

00:15:05.640 Seen a lot of death.

00:15:06.660 Yeah.

00:15:07.720 Uncomfortable amounts of death.

00:15:10.200 I mean, just one death is an uncomfortable amount of death.

00:15:13.580 This guy.

00:15:14.220 He's seen a lot of it.

00:15:15.600 Death for like a living.

00:15:16.920 So he's standing there and he's looking at us through our souls.

00:15:19.400 But then every so often he'll get stuck in the chat.

00:15:21.700 Yeah.

00:15:22.120 And you'll see him just looking at him.

00:15:23.580 And he'll envision every time somebody says something rude, envisioning their death.

00:15:27.280 But he doesn't want to because he's a Christian. 0.93

00:15:28.800 That's such a great soundboard.

00:15:29.900 And I could see it.

00:15:30.800 This one here.

00:15:31.540 I don't know what we're talking about.

00:15:34.020 That's true.

00:15:34.660 God, I missed.

00:15:35.460 All right.

00:15:35.860 Here we go.

00:15:36.320 Let's go.

00:15:36.620 Go back. 0.97

00:15:37.000 Let's see what the rest is retarded. 1.00

00:15:38.240 We didn't even catch what he just said because I was horrified reading about me being fat. 0.97

00:15:41.760 Does it even matter?

00:15:42.480 Be one of the early projects under AI.

00:15:46.480 Let's see how good it is.

00:15:47.620 There's a lot of people.

00:15:48.280 Oh, by the way, they reminded me here.

00:15:51.660 Karaoke. 0.86

00:15:52.340 This guy says he loves karaoke, not gay. 0.98

00:15:53.920 Max Meeks.

00:15:54.720 Doing karaoke night on a Saturday night. 0.95

00:15:57.480 Wait, why does he love karaoke but not gay? 1.00

00:16:00.020 I missed the context.

00:16:01.900 But we're doing.

00:16:02.880 Yes, it's a Persian rug.

00:16:04.100 We're doing karaoke night Saturday night.

00:16:06.440 Are you going to come?

00:16:07.200 Wait, I'm sorry, Trump.

00:16:08.160 We'll be right back.

00:16:08.880 Good God.

00:16:09.420 We're never going to get to this 38.

00:16:10.780 Who cares?

00:16:11.660 Important.

00:16:12.140 This is content, baby.

00:16:13.140 Go ahead.

00:16:13.580 You coming to karaoke this Saturday?

00:16:16.640 No, no.

00:16:17.820 I hate karaoke more than anything.

00:16:21.220 What?

00:16:22.200 What do you mean?

00:16:22.880 Yeah.

00:16:23.040 Like I, I, I, I hate karaoke more than anything.

00:16:27.120 Yeah.

00:16:27.260 But you're not going to come and support your friend.

00:16:29.140 Oh, oh, wait, where is it?

00:16:30.520 What do you mean?

00:16:30.800 It's like someplace.

00:16:31.480 I thought you meant here.

00:16:32.500 Yeah, right here.

00:16:33.000 Support you into singing in your living room.

00:16:36.400 What do you mean?

00:16:36.880 In my house.

00:16:37.560 Yeah.

00:16:38.460 Um, I mean, I'll come, but I don't want to sing.

00:16:42.120 Well.

00:16:43.260 No, see, that's annoying.

00:16:45.120 It's implied.

00:16:46.640 Karaoke night means we sing.

00:16:49.040 No, I, I, if you make a thing out of it.

00:16:52.120 I like how he's like, top doesn't have fun.

00:16:54.520 Top doesn't like to have fun.

00:16:55.700 And I say, hey, come watch Hamilton with me. 1.00

00:16:57.640 And he goes, faggot. 1.00

00:16:58.880 Why do you only want to do torturous things? 1.00

00:17:01.040 That's not torturous.

00:17:01.860 It's a great play.

00:17:03.720 I think literally everybody disagrees.

00:17:06.640 Sound off in the chat if you like it.

00:17:08.340 It's, it's.

00:17:09.680 What am I going to sing?

00:17:10.560 I'm going to sing Hamilton.

00:17:11.440 What are we just doing?

00:17:12.100 White erasure plays? 0.73

00:17:14.540 It's not white erasure. 0.85

00:17:16.080 Everybody there is brown. 1.00

00:17:17.560 It's so crazy, by the way. 0.81

00:17:18.860 Did you bring that?

00:17:19.460 Put that picture on the screen.

00:17:22.800 Guys, he posted in the chat a picture of two dudes dressed up for Hamilton.

00:17:30.700 I thought it was AI.

00:17:32.900 It is AI us.

00:17:34.200 No.

00:17:34.960 Yes, it is.

00:17:35.800 It's really them.

00:17:37.020 No, it's not.

00:17:37.800 It's not.

00:17:38.540 It's not.

00:17:39.920 I don't understand because somebody showed me a bunch of pictures of people from Hamilton

00:17:43.780 and they were in it.

00:17:45.000 Yeah.

00:17:45.200 Somebody showed you a picture of a dancing tent and you believed it too.

00:17:48.880 I don't.

00:17:49.280 Well, I would never watch. 0.62

00:17:50.560 I mean, for God's sake, the last three weeks we've been watching a parasite grow.

00:17:54.560 Well, I know, but I've been saying that's a movie promo.

00:17:57.920 That's not real.

00:17:59.220 No, come on. 0.99

00:18:00.180 That's not the actors from fucking Hamilton. 0.99

00:18:03.100 Watch your language. 0.99

00:18:03.960 I'm getting frustrated.

00:18:05.040 Oh, that's Toad.

00:18:05.940 I totally thought.

00:18:14.460 There's David.

00:18:15.260 Who is the other people?

00:18:16.960 That's David Diggs.

00:18:18.660 He plays.

00:18:20.040 Okay.

00:18:20.540 So it's some real actors and then some fake people.

00:18:24.200 You're like, there's so many.

00:18:24.940 And I love it.

00:18:25.380 I didn't realize there's so many black people here, but like most of them are doubled. 1.00

00:18:29.400 Like this is the same person.

00:18:30.660 But that bottom left one's not a real person.

00:18:33.200 That's that's supposed to be me.

00:18:34.600 Yeah, I know it's supposed to be you, but that's so funny.

00:18:40.460 This is a great play, guys.

00:18:41.460 I don't know if you thank you.

00:18:42.360 The rug.

00:18:42.660 I know the rug is really nice, too.

00:18:43.900 Oh, thanks, man.

00:18:45.120 That's nice.

00:18:45.860 Yeah, but this is a great play.

00:18:47.480 You have horrible taste. 1.00

00:18:49.340 You're a bad person. 1.00

00:18:50.280 Okay, so you want me. 0.98

00:18:51.220 You're only two versions of having fun or singing karaoke in your living room or watching

00:18:56.120 Hamilton in my living room, too, in your living room.

00:18:58.720 Can you do what other things might you do?

00:19:01.720 Not swim.

00:19:02.920 Apparently not swim.

00:19:04.600 And in your defense, there's really no there's nothing to do around here.

00:19:08.340 Me and David have just drastic, drastically different ideas of fun.

00:19:12.020 His idea of fun is like he'll just pop a front flip or he'll do like this weird and do that.

00:19:18.100 That's what you do.

00:19:19.200 Yeah.

00:19:19.940 And then when he lands it, his feet slap like and then he goes, wasn't that cool?

00:19:23.640 And everyone goes literally nobody ever says it was cool.

00:19:27.120 This is a guys.

00:19:27.980 Isn't it fun?

00:19:28.760 Like like karaoke night.

00:19:30.440 A lot of people guys have you can do a front flip.

00:19:32.980 Would you do it?

00:19:34.600 If you could do karaoke, wouldn't you just chill?

00:19:37.680 See?

00:19:38.340 Yeah.

00:19:38.880 You chill.

00:19:39.500 You do karaoke.

00:19:39.820 Look, look, look. 0.99

00:19:40.280 JR says Hamilton's is Hamilton is gay. 0.98

00:19:43.780 Whatever. 0.97

00:19:44.600 Whatever, dude.

00:19:45.420 Whatever. 0.98

00:19:45.800 Jin, who is the most based of the dangerous retards, literally despises Hamilton. 1.00

00:19:51.940 They've never seen it. 0.90

00:19:53.260 They've never seen it.

00:19:54.280 Because Jin wouldn't watch that because Jin is the best of us.

00:19:56.960 And she's not going to stoop to the level of watching Browns play whites. 0.71

00:20:01.320 Bohemian Grove 4.

00:20:02.880 We're going to have a private viewing of Hamilton in my house.

00:20:04.960 No, I'd rather perform Hamilton than watching.

00:20:08.100 What the hell does that mean?

00:20:09.000 Let's do it.

00:20:09.580 You don't even know the words. 1.00

00:20:10.600 I don't give a fuck. 0.99

00:20:11.740 I'll read them. 0.99

00:20:12.480 It's not a thing you could just read, David.

00:20:16.040 Sancho says Raven runs flat-footed. 0.99

00:20:19.160 Shut up. 1.00

00:20:19.820 Shut up, stupid. 1.00

00:20:20.980 I'm so fast and I only run on the tips of my feet. 1.00

00:20:24.320 One of the great things ever, but it also can be dangerous, but it can be put to tremendous

00:20:29.740 use and tremendous good.

00:20:31.120 And this would be an example of that.

00:20:33.840 That's it.

00:20:34.580 Yeah.

00:20:34.900 What did he say?

00:20:35.680 I don't know.

00:20:36.240 You didn't even know.

00:20:37.680 You didn't pay attention.

00:20:39.060 He's doing something with AI again?

00:20:40.440 Yeah, he's doing an AI surveillance system, and he's presenting this in front of the

00:20:44.280 UN.

00:20:44.980 Okay.

00:20:45.480 And he's talking about it.

00:20:46.600 It's the beast system.

00:20:47.820 Sounds great.

00:20:49.120 Sounds great to me.

00:20:49.900 Pick something else.

00:20:50.820 Fine.

00:20:51.160 I'm just saying, this doesn't sound so bad.

00:20:52.640 Let's watch Jimmy Kimmel cry.

00:20:54.540 He's not going to really cry.

00:20:55.680 Yeah, he cries all the time.

00:20:57.580 All right.

00:20:57.860 Well, let's see. 1.00

00:20:58.400 Jimmy Kimmel got fired from ABC for being a piece of shit, and then they rehired him back. 1.00

00:21:04.600 And of course, he cried again, because that's what he does. 1.00

00:21:08.100 Every time Jimmy Kimmel gets an opportunity on his show, he cries on his comedy show.

00:21:12.280 So here he is on his comedy show crying.

00:21:14.780 Is this comedy?

00:21:15.680 This is comedy.

00:21:16.340 It's a comedy show.

00:21:17.620 I thought it was a news show.

00:21:18.740 If you like me, you like me.

00:21:19.780 If you don't, you don't.

00:21:20.640 I have no illusions about changing anyone's mind.

00:21:23.240 But I do want to make something clear, because it's important to me as a human.

00:21:26.780 And that is, you understand.

00:21:28.680 Do you think you could do a front flip here?

00:21:30.940 In this room?

00:21:31.700 No.

00:21:32.380 No?

00:21:32.680 Not enough space?

00:21:33.520 No, I could do a backflip.

00:21:34.840 I was getting good at backflips again.

00:21:37.680 Backflips, you do stationary.

00:21:39.480 Front flips, you need to get a couple of steps in.

00:21:41.860 There's a lot of equipment here.

00:21:43.860 No, but I mean, you don't need a small...

00:21:45.840 The idea is you'd land practically in the same spot you jumped from.

00:21:49.040 You think you could do a backflip right now?

00:21:51.360 Stationary backflip.

00:21:52.180 I would land almost like superhero pose.

00:21:55.420 Because I kind of get like, ooh, you know, a little freaked out.

00:21:58.600 That it was never my intention.

00:22:01.140 Nancy! 0.99

00:22:01.540 Hold on a second, ladies and gentlemen.

00:22:03.840 Nancy just entered the chat. 0.89

00:22:05.460 Nancy is awake, guys.

00:22:08.260 Whoa! 0.71

00:22:09.680 Add Nancy to the stage. 1.00

00:22:10.880 Let's hear her cackle. 0.98

00:22:12.780 Hi, Nancy.

00:22:13.340 Nancy, say something to the people.

00:22:15.000 Where have you been?

00:22:15.680 We've been doing the show for two hours and 40 minutes.

00:22:19.220 Hold on, I'm going to change the banner.

00:22:20.360 You should have told me you were doing the show yesterday.

00:22:24.180 Did you just wake up?

00:22:27.400 Like an hour and a half ago.

00:22:28.820 Nancy, not good enough. 1.00

00:22:31.780 Nancy, what have you been doing for an hour and a half?

00:22:33.300 We're watching Jimmy Kimmel.

00:22:33.920 We got a new rug.

00:22:34.740 We'll talk about it in a second.

00:22:35.740 All right, fine, fine.

00:22:36.760 We got a new rug, Nancy.

00:22:37.640 Just stay quiet, though.

00:22:38.640 We're going to see him cry.

00:22:40.000 Good to have you, Nancy.

00:22:41.000 I'm a young man.

00:22:42.640 Oh, he's crying already?

00:22:45.480 Dude, where did that transition happen?

00:22:47.460 I don't know.

00:22:47.860 18 seconds?

00:22:48.620 Let's see.

00:22:49.540 What was he even saying?

00:22:50.300 He's like, I make no illusions about changing anybody's mind.

00:22:54.240 But I'm sobbing now.

00:22:55.800 I do want to make something clear because it's important to me as a human.

00:22:59.280 And that is, you understand that it was never my intention to make light of the murder of a young man. 1.00

00:23:06.120 Bro, shut the fuck up! 1.00

00:23:11.700 No, come on. 1.00

00:23:13.420 That's not a real cry.

00:23:14.640 And the Emmy goes, too.

00:23:16.120 All right, let's keep going.

00:23:18.940 Oh, they're clapping.

00:23:21.800 I don't think there's anything funny about it.

00:23:24.420 I posted a message on Instagram on the day he was killed, sending love to his family.

00:23:29.100 He's not even crying.

00:23:30.220 And I meant it.

00:23:31.080 I still do.

00:23:32.420 Nor was it my intention to blame any specific group for the actions of what it was.

00:23:37.780 Obviously, a deeply disturbed individual.

00:23:40.280 Okay, but he did, though.

00:23:41.420 You know what I miss?

00:23:42.780 I miss when Jimmy Kimmel would do blackface. 1.00

00:23:45.400 I miss when Jimmy Kimmel would dehumanize women by pretending to lick their asses while they weren't looking. 1.00

00:23:52.480 What if Gwar Kill did? 1.00

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00:24:34.500 Hashtag make a play.

00:24:35.960 Their whole shtick, but with Charlie Kirk.

00:24:39.480 Would that be too far? 0.86

00:24:40.960 Um, look, man, I literally have watched them kill all these people.

00:24:46.420 So we're going to, now we're going to argue about this.

00:24:48.040 Would that be too far or not, David?

00:24:49.560 I don't think so, no.

00:24:52.100 I don't think so, no.

00:24:53.180 I don't think so, no. 1.00

00:24:55.000 We fucking said he got killed by a parasite, or the parasite wanted to kill him. 1.00

00:24:58.440 You said that. 1.00

00:24:59.440 You thought it was funny.

00:25:00.260 Well, technically, Raymond Venn said that. 0.64

00:25:03.060 And technically, the parasite said it.

00:25:05.680 I disavowed it.

00:25:07.260 That's true.

00:25:07.800 And so did I.

00:25:08.540 I don't know.

00:25:08.860 Well, I wasn't even there.

00:25:11.040 Raymond Venn was there.

00:25:12.080 Look, man, I don't think that it was too far.

00:25:14.540 And I don't even think that Jimmy Kimmel saying whatever he said is too far, because I'm kind

00:25:20.500 of looking at this situation now.

00:25:21.740 I'm like, this is getting weird.

00:25:22.740 This is getting weird.

00:25:23.540 It's getting weird, right?

00:25:24.480 It's like, I don't know.

00:25:25.860 We come from a comedy background in very many ways.

00:25:28.700 Yeah.

00:25:29.180 What is too far?

00:25:30.780 And then when we make a comedy thing, is it too far when Toad sings Heil Hitler and then 0.99

00:25:35.540 they fucking get him fired? 0.99

00:25:36.520 This is true. 1.00

00:25:37.920 This is true.

00:25:38.860 You know, so.

00:25:39.580 This is a good point.

00:25:40.180 Good point!

00:25:41.120 It's a good point.

00:25:41.980 Like, rarely made in this room.

00:25:44.660 Nancy, is it too far when Jimmy Kimmel makes fun of Charlie Kirk?

00:25:49.000 No.

00:25:49.980 Yeah, because he didn't even really do it.

00:25:52.440 I don't know what he said, actually.

00:25:53.780 He all he said was he was like delivering news.

00:25:57.180 That's why I thought this is a news show.

00:25:58.860 He said that the shooter was MAGA.

00:26:01.080 So I was like, all right, like you're wrong, but like you're always wrong.

00:26:04.220 It wasn't that kind of like a suspicion for part of it?

00:26:08.300 Yeah, because I think it started like the lie started in like the weird left.

00:26:11.980 They were like, oh, clearly they had like a picture of him during Halloween and he was

00:26:16.400 riding on Trump on Halloween.

00:26:18.400 The hell was that? 0.98

00:26:19.900 His dad.

00:26:20.740 What was that, dude?

00:26:21.900 I got like a his dad.

00:26:23.900 Did anybody see that?

00:26:25.360 That was cool.

00:26:26.080 Can we rewind?

00:26:27.620 It just went like.

00:26:29.480 I got the chills, which is nice.

00:26:31.260 It's actually not hot in here, which I'm surprised because we just did all that labor with the 0.95

00:26:36.100 rug and I was like, I'm gonna be fucking sweating.

00:26:37.540 Nancy, what do you think about the rug? 0.98

00:26:38.840 What do you think about the rug, Nance?

00:26:40.600 Oh, wait, you got to do the Nance cam.

00:26:42.480 I mean, the rug cam.

00:26:43.600 Yeah.

00:26:43.900 Look at that.

00:26:44.340 Look at that rug.

00:26:45.900 It's nice.

00:26:47.980 That's it.

00:26:48.700 Thanks, Nancy.

00:26:49.800 I think my dad has something similar in his house. 1.00

00:26:52.660 Bitch. 1.00

00:26:53.860 Bitch. 1.00

00:26:55.380 I like it. 1.00

00:26:56.220 I think my dad.

00:26:57.240 I think my dad, she says.

00:26:58.820 Yeah.

00:26:59.200 Her dad's a boomer.

00:27:00.100 Nancy, we've had enough.

00:27:01.360 That's just about enough now.

00:27:03.160 He's like 80.

00:27:04.200 He has the same rug.

00:27:05.040 Oh, it's a nice rug.

00:27:07.700 It's an or it's a classic.

00:27:09.340 Thank you.

00:27:10.200 No, she she agreed.

00:27:11.380 I like it.

00:27:11.780 She she doesn't.

00:27:13.420 OK, it's OK.

00:27:14.020 It's fine.

00:27:14.540 It's fine.

00:27:14.940 Just didn't your old dad tell you if you got nothing nice to say, you know?

00:27:19.820 Right.

00:27:20.580 Well, she said she likes it.

00:27:22.020 OK, I do like it.

00:27:23.480 It's fine.

00:27:24.080 Thanks.

00:27:24.480 All right.

00:27:24.680 Let's finish watching. 0.94

00:27:25.780 Is your dad fat, Nancy?

00:27:27.640 No, he's not. 0.56

00:27:28.780 That he's not.

00:27:30.780 Swamp Fox on Mike.

00:27:32.440 I mean, Swamp Fox on next.

00:27:34.420 Oh, that's good.

00:27:35.120 He's 80.

00:27:35.640 Healthy.

00:27:36.240 Does he run and stuff?

00:27:38.120 No, he walks.

00:27:42.220 OK.

00:27:43.160 All right.

00:27:43.520 Fine.

00:27:43.760 That's fine.

00:27:44.340 We're going to we're going to Nancy.

00:27:47.700 That was really the opposite of the point I was trying to make.

00:27:50.980 But I understand that to some that felt either ill timed or unclear or maybe both.

00:27:55.540 And for those who think I did point a finger, I get why you're upset.

00:27:59.880 If the situation was reversed, there's a good chance I'd have felt the same way.

00:28:03.820 I have many friends and family members on the other side who I love and remain close

00:28:09.380 to, even though we don't agree on politics at all.

00:28:12.680 I don't think the murderer who shot Charlie Kirk represents anyone. 0.90

00:28:16.600 This was a sick person who believed violence was a solution.

00:28:20.880 Like how much money? 0.81

00:28:22.060 How much money do you need to have for?

00:28:25.320 I don't even want to listen to it anymore. 1.00

00:28:26.600 It's like reasonable shit. 1.00

00:28:27.780 This is it's it's reasonable, but also like like what a bitch. 1.00

00:28:31.360 Like what a bitch, dude. 1.00

00:28:32.600 Stand your ground. 1.00

00:28:33.580 Stand your ground.

00:28:34.040 Be like, yeah, I said it.

00:28:34.740 I hated him.

00:28:35.400 You about it or what?

00:28:36.920 Like that's the thing, too.

00:28:38.220 We know you hated you hated these people.

00:28:40.740 We know you hate conservatives. 1.00

00:28:42.720 Just be like, yo, fuck them. 1.00

00:28:44.860 Right. 1.00

00:28:45.500 Listen, you got a lot of money, Jimmy.

00:28:48.100 And it's like, have you spent it that poorly?

00:28:50.900 I always wonder about that.

00:28:52.040 Whenever you see people still doing like the hey and they've been around like in the industry

00:28:56.140 forever, like Jimmy Kimmel has been in the industry forever.

00:28:58.540 And Hicktown, honey, says he isn't funny.

00:29:01.000 And to that, I'd say he used to be he you when he did Shaq, when he was Shaq, that was

00:29:07.740 very funny.

00:29:08.460 I mean, it's just fine when he was doing the man show and he was pretending to lick that 1.00

00:29:12.060 lady's butthole. 1.00

00:29:13.360 That was funny to me. 0.99

00:29:14.600 Adam Carolla wrote that.

00:29:16.280 He could have wrote it, but Jimmy Kimmel still did it.

00:29:18.960 And that was funny.

00:29:19.640 Yeah, but I don't know if that makes you funny. 1.00

00:29:22.080 That's just like shit you said somebody else wrote. 0.99

00:29:23.820 Well, I said he was funny. 1.00

00:29:24.840 He did it funny.

00:29:25.840 What I'm saying is that like you should have enough money by now, like any of these late

00:29:31.420 night TV hosts where if they fire you, you're not paycheck to paycheck.

00:29:35.980 Right.

00:29:36.420 You should have retirement money.

00:29:38.400 Like they probably are worth or have like a fluid $1 million.

00:29:44.140 Wow.

00:29:44.500 You think so?

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00:30:11.340 Max Meeks for the $2 super chat says they spend a lot on Coke.

00:30:21.480 Well, Nancy's supposed to read that. 0.99

00:30:23.040 Oh, yeah, that's right.

00:30:23.920 Nancy, come on! 1.00

00:30:25.500 Play the noise, too.

00:30:27.000 Can you play the noise anyway, even though I already read it, Nancy?

00:30:29.280 Thank you.

00:30:35.140 Yeah, I don't know, man.

00:30:36.280 She's not going to read it.

00:30:37.040 No, she didn't.

00:30:37.860 I just asked her to read the thing.

00:30:39.440 Broken's here!

00:30:40.760 Okay.

00:30:41.980 All right, we're next.

00:30:45.840 All right, all right.

00:30:46.580 Pull up another one.

00:30:47.300 What else we got?

00:30:47.800 You've got to have enough money at this point.

00:30:49.740 I forgive Jimmy Kimmel.

00:30:51.460 I was never even mad at him.

00:30:53.080 I'm just saying, so what?

00:30:54.780 You got fired.

00:30:55.320 I don't care.

00:30:56.500 You're good.

00:30:57.200 It's funny, though, because I made that tweet where I was talking about Disney.

00:31:03.380 It's like, Disney is just a corporation.

00:31:04.700 They own ABC.

00:31:05.500 They fired Gina Carano back when she was on The Mandalorian for... 1.00

00:31:11.400 You know, she kind of was stirring the pot a little bit.

00:31:12.880 She was upset about wearing masks.

00:31:14.820 She didn't believe in the 2020 election was done fairly.

00:31:17.800 And then she had, like, some other gripe.

00:31:19.140 I forget what it was that ultimately got her booted off the show.

00:31:23.080 But now it's Disney that ends up letting go temporarily, of course, of Jimmy Kimmel.

00:31:27.600 And I say that because Disney owns ABC. 0.99

00:31:29.580 They're this multimedia conglomeration that owns all this shit. 0.99

00:31:32.880 And people are upset. 0.99

00:31:34.480 I saw people on Facebook going, this administration has gone too far.

00:31:38.580 Not realizing that the left really kind of invented cancel culture.

00:31:43.520 Not invented it, but at least popularized it in the way that we see it in this day and age.

00:31:48.520 And you're shaking your fist at this administration, which is hilarious because it's during the Biden administration that Carano gets fired basically for political ideology.

00:32:01.880 So it's amazing to me how people can't stop and go like, oh, wait, these media companies or these corporations that have been pretending to be beacons of morality one way or another, right?

00:32:16.520 It's like Walmart flies a trans flag for a month, and you think that that is indicative of a moral choice. 0.72

00:32:24.760 It's like, no, it's just where they think the cash flow is going.

00:32:28.500 So now when they – really, what just – this should tell you is the viability of conservative ideologies going forward as far as investment goes.

00:32:40.080 Because if Disney, even for a brief moment, was willing to put their money towards conservative values, if anything, that should just tell you, oh, this cultural pendulum is swinging and we're moving towards – this is where the money is going to be soon, I would say.

00:32:57.460 What do you got?

00:32:57.980 What is this?

00:32:58.400 I'm looking here at the highest paid – I just saw it.

00:33:04.220 It's actually right here.

00:33:05.040 We could just pull this up.

00:33:07.000 Is this Forbes?

00:33:08.300 No, it's like just a quick thing.

00:33:10.080 Oh, you want to know.

00:33:10.700 He still wants to know how much money –

00:33:12.640 Yeah, well, there's no excuse.

00:33:14.680 Jimmy Kimmel, $16 million.

00:33:16.860 Stephen Colbert was $15 million below him in Fallon.

00:33:19.360 That's how much he's worth?

00:33:20.980 No.

00:33:21.540 The late night talk show gig comes with the salary that places Fallon at $16 million.

00:33:25.940 Jimmy Kimmel at $16 million a year.

00:33:29.180 Okay.

00:33:30.080 Who cares?

00:33:31.040 It's almost as much as we're making.

00:33:32.720 That's what I'm saying. 0.99

00:33:33.740 Like if I made $16 million in one year, I don't give a fuck. 0.99

00:33:37.800 Yeah. 0.98

00:33:38.060 What happens after?

00:33:39.620 Like just budget correctly.

00:33:41.620 What could you – but these guys are over leveraged.

00:33:44.220 They're spending their money.

00:33:45.180 And then I'm like my uncle who's living in a regular house, like a regular person.

00:33:49.380 He's like, man, they really fired Jimmy Kimmel.

00:33:51.120 Who cares, dog?

00:33:52.280 Who cares?

00:33:53.000 Jimmy Kimmel should have worked that job for two years.

00:33:55.020 That's $32 million.

00:33:57.180 After taxes, let's say $18 million.

00:34:00.940 What are you doing?

00:34:01.980 You could buy a million-dollar house cash and chill the rest of your life.

00:34:05.380 You know – so get the conspiracy thing cranking, right?

00:34:09.400 They're not really making money.

00:34:11.760 No, no.

00:34:11.840 I think this is –

00:34:13.980 Jimmy Kimmel is one of those guys.

00:34:15.900 He is an industry mouthpiece.

00:34:17.820 That's like $60,000 a day.

00:34:20.340 That's crazy.

00:34:21.300 It's crazy.

00:34:22.220 This guy's crying.

00:34:23.380 Trump change. 1.00

00:34:23.860 Because he got that bullshit job back where you get to stand – look, he's standing in front of a teleprompter with an audience that's there for free because you can't even sell tickets to this shit. 1.00

00:34:33.800 And they clap when they're told to. 1.00

00:34:35.560 And you read the lines that someone else wrote you.

00:34:37.920 That's what you want to do the rest of your life?

00:34:39.800 That sounds like the punishment from Space Jam.

00:34:42.300 That's exactly the punishment from Space Jam.

00:34:44.500 This is why Michael Jordan played so damn hard. 0.97

00:34:46.700 This is why he had that stretchy-ass arm, dog. 0.97

00:34:49.200 And you're there choosing it. 1.00

00:34:50.920 It's pathetic. 0.99

00:34:52.000 60Click says because he's blackmailed. 0.99

00:34:53.980 I think this guy is –

00:34:56.980 Nancy, can you pull up the picture of him as a blackmail?

00:34:59.920 Oh, do Jimmy Kimmel blackjack.

00:35:02.460 Well, that's redundant.

00:35:03.920 I'm on my tablet, so I can't share screen.

00:35:06.700 Nancy.

00:35:07.740 She's just here to hang out with us. 0.97

00:35:09.020 Oh, she's pulling up chats.

00:35:09.820 Well, my computer's doing some automatic update.

00:35:13.040 Oh, I hate it when that happens.

00:35:14.440 Nancy, I'm really concerned about your sleep schedule.

00:35:16.280 I wrote blackmail instead.

00:35:18.040 It won't even show it.

00:35:19.640 It won't show it.

00:35:20.340 You got to do black. 1.00

00:35:21.760 Shaq.

00:35:22.220 Who's Shaq?

00:35:23.220 Shaqmail.

00:35:23.620 Oh! 0.60

00:35:24.940 Shaqmail, blackmail. 0.68

00:35:27.860 Nancy.

00:35:28.260 Max Meeks says, mansions, cocaine, mistresses, and Satan.

00:35:33.960 Okay.

00:35:34.380 That's pretty much it.

00:35:35.140 That's the name of the game, baby.

00:35:36.500 Is that the name of your book, Max?

00:35:38.560 It's a hell of a book.

00:35:39.840 Type in Shaq. 0.97

00:35:41.260 Don't just type in black.

00:35:42.500 Why are you trying to get it to guess what you're getting at?

00:35:44.980 I don't know.

00:35:45.520 I wanted to see how close I can get.

00:35:47.300 Shaq.

00:35:47.380 Jimmy Kimmel Shaq.

00:35:49.080 I'm sorry.

00:35:50.380 He didn't say mistresses.

00:35:51.940 He said, mister, this is.

00:35:54.940 Ooh.

00:35:55.460 Ooh.

00:35:56.140 Ooh.

00:35:56.640 That's correct.

00:35:57.840 They won't show it.

00:35:58.820 They won't show it.

00:35:59.700 Shaq face is actually.

00:36:00.840 Type in black face.

00:36:01.500 Shaq face is very funny. 0.85

00:36:02.880 Wait, wait, wait.

00:36:03.340 Nancy, we got another one.

00:36:05.280 Oh, do the noise, Nancy. 0.99

00:36:10.420 What are we paying her for? 0.81

00:36:12.280 There we go.

00:36:13.380 Just go ahead and read that.

00:36:14.360 That's great.

00:36:14.840 Nancy, you're supposed to read it.

00:36:21.280 Ah, Nancy. 0.74

00:36:27.160 It says blackmail.

00:36:28.540 It says blackmail.

00:36:30.080 What the hell is happening, Nancy?

00:36:32.000 Did you just have a stroke? 0.74

00:36:33.120 God, unbelievable.

00:36:34.280 Oh, my God.

00:36:35.080 Just drop in the bowl.

00:36:36.400 An hour late to work.

00:36:38.380 Can't press the buttons.

00:36:39.860 Can't pull up images.

00:36:41.040 You didn't tell me you were doing this.

00:36:45.280 Oh, well, yeah.

00:36:46.260 Well, you got to read them.

00:36:47.580 It's implied.

00:36:48.260 Wednesdays are neff to America, Nancy.

00:36:50.620 Not always.

00:36:51.940 But here's the thing, though.

00:36:52.780 Once you're here, once you're here, Nancy, let's get in the groove, baby.

00:36:55.880 That's it.

00:36:56.120 Yeah, you got to get the wheels.

00:36:57.540 You got to shake off the.

00:36:58.680 I'm concerned about your sleep schedule.

00:37:00.660 Yeah, I really am.

00:37:01.640 Why are you?

00:37:02.260 Well, it's three hours earlier over there.

00:37:06.100 Yeah, I get that.

00:37:08.660 Nah, you should still be up when we're up.

00:37:10.780 Why can't you just get a job?

00:37:12.600 Nancy, I'm not going to say what industry you're working,

00:37:14.360 but that industry is everywhere.

00:37:15.880 Why don't you start looking for a job over here?

00:37:18.620 Why can't you just drive your Toyota Tacoma to a different job?

00:37:22.100 Right.

00:37:23.240 Because the pay is good here.

00:37:25.800 That's not an excuse.

00:37:26.760 It's good in Florida.

00:37:27.800 It's not.

00:37:28.200 No, it's not good in Florida, probably.

00:37:29.760 All right.

00:37:30.300 Florida.

00:37:30.700 We got a lot of content.

00:37:32.180 Come on.

00:37:32.560 Fill the holes.

00:37:33.280 Fill the content holes.

00:37:34.160 Let's go.

00:37:34.500 Let's keep it going.

00:37:35.320 We're taking our time.

00:37:35.960 That's the wrong one.

00:37:36.480 You're in the wrong chat.

00:37:37.440 All right.

00:37:37.840 Well, I mean, listen, I just do think it's,

00:37:39.700 I think the name of this episode is Blackmail or Shaqface.

00:37:46.180 I like both of those.

00:37:48.960 Shaqface is really funny.

00:37:50.800 I think Shaqface. 1.00

00:37:51.800 Blackmail is really good.

00:37:52.780 But you're in the wrong chat.

00:37:54.660 What's the real question is just like how much money before you stop crying on camera to get your job back?

00:38:01.300 Can I just say to the audience, like, we're really, we're off the ball today.

00:38:05.280 All right.

00:38:06.320 Everyone's off kilter.

00:38:08.400 Everyone is feeling weird.

00:38:10.160 Nancy's late.

00:38:10.760 Blackface is also good. 0.92

00:38:11.920 Blackface. 0.94

00:38:12.640 But the carpet, it's luxurious.

00:38:14.500 It's a great carpet.

00:38:17.840 That one's too deep to get into right now.

00:38:20.540 Let's get into this one.

00:38:23.460 This is fun.

00:38:23.960 Nick Fuentes.

00:38:24.960 That one's too deep.

00:38:25.920 But you want to talk about Nick Fuentes.

00:38:27.240 It's just funny.

00:38:28.660 Listen, this is going to bring, this is going to bring upon us a level of hatred that I don't think you understand.

00:38:35.860 No, if they can't see it, if the Groypers can't see it. 0.89

00:38:38.060 It's live on Twitter right now.

00:38:39.380 It doesn't matter.

00:38:40.020 Let's click it up and let's say, hey, Groypers, we got a place for you to come.

00:38:44.260 Come here.

00:38:45.320 Come here.

00:38:45.780 Learn about Jesus Christ, our Lord and Savior. 1.00

00:38:48.560 Faggots. 1.00

00:38:49.220 Whoa. 1.00

00:38:50.460 Let's put that one on stage.

00:38:51.680 So this is the Patrick Bet David podcast.

00:38:53.800 And apparently on this, I've not watched it. 0.99

00:38:55.460 This guy looks fucking rough. 0.95

00:38:57.500 If you, apparently what's going on here. 0.99

00:39:00.840 Hold on.

00:39:01.840 I had a good tweet.

00:39:03.420 Let's see if it's, we can pull it.

00:39:04.780 I'll look at that guy.

00:39:05.400 I don't like that.

00:39:06.260 Can you stop showing that?

00:39:07.720 I had a really good tweet.

00:39:09.480 This guy.

00:39:10.600 No, no name Rico.

00:39:11.960 You can't say that.

00:39:13.020 We're not going to make Nancy read that.

00:39:14.560 Nancy, you don't got to read that one.

00:39:16.120 Thank you for the $2 donation.

00:39:17.640 That's inappropriate.

00:39:18.720 No name Rico.

00:39:19.400 There's a Christian show.

00:39:20.920 And this episode is called Blackface.

00:39:22.580 I said he, David, Patrick, but David smiles like it hurts.

00:39:27.400 Yeah, dude.

00:39:28.480 He smiles like that, that meme of the old guy.

00:39:31.480 All these guys that look, look, $48,000 for a 30 minute conversation with this guy.

00:39:36.180 And he smiles like that.

00:39:37.320 And he's hurting.

00:39:38.400 He's, it's painful for him.

00:39:40.320 Like, it's just like making money hurts.

00:39:42.720 It hurts.

00:39:43.440 Nancy, are you going to read that or no?

00:39:44.940 No, no, no.

00:39:45.300 I told, did you not just hear the whole thing I just said?

00:39:47.680 I don't care what you mean.

00:39:48.200 It's inappropriate.

00:39:49.220 I am not going to read it.

00:39:50.800 No, take it down.

00:39:51.900 Oh, that is kind of nasty. 0.96

00:39:53.060 Come on, you dense. 0.97

00:39:54.320 Okay.

00:39:55.440 Here, I'll make the sound.

00:39:58.760 Okay, that's all you get, though.

00:40:00.200 That's all you get, all right?

00:40:01.600 Don't say inappropriate things and then try to have Nancy read that.

00:40:04.920 That's not good.

00:40:05.300 I'm sorry, sweet Nancy.

00:40:06.640 Bring up the thing.

00:40:07.960 There it is.

00:40:08.580 All right.

00:40:08.760 So Patrick, but David, and this is Nick Fuentes saying that he thinks that Israel is more of a, let it, just let it play.

00:40:17.560 Just let it play.

00:40:18.420 We'll see what, let's see what he says.

00:40:20.120 Has been a bigger net positive to America.

00:40:22.760 First off, how does anyone listen?

00:40:23.880 I know that they listen to this show and David is annoying.

00:40:26.800 It is crazy.

00:40:27.660 But this guy's voice is like, there's something entrancing about it, but something makes me want to, look at his face.

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00:41:01.420 I don't like it.

00:41:02.380 He doesn't seem all right.

00:41:03.920 He doesn't seem happy.

00:41:05.660 He doesn't, well, let's keep listening.

00:41:08.620 Oh, it has to be Israel. 0.95

00:41:09.900 How do they listen to this guy?

00:41:10.840 Whoa, whoa, whoa. 0.97

00:41:12.020 Pull it back and let's shut the hell up and listen to this because this is immediately out of the gate. 1.00

00:41:16.340 This is crazy. 0.99

00:41:16.900 Let it rip.

00:41:17.940 Which of the two do you think has been a bigger net positive to America?

00:41:24.140 Oh, it has to be Israel. 0.95

00:41:25.420 Absolutely.

00:41:25.920 Out of who?

00:41:26.560 So a part about that part.

00:41:29.460 But, well, in terms of, I wouldn't say net positive.

00:41:33.340 Wait, look at the hands.

00:41:34.220 What's he doing?

00:41:34.740 Satan fingers.

00:41:35.560 What's that about?

00:41:36.580 Satan fingers.

00:41:37.880 Oh.

00:41:39.360 What's that?

00:41:41.360 Scott.

00:41:42.020 I mean, Sancho says inappropriate things.

00:41:45.360 Oh, does he say inappropriate things or is it?

00:41:49.460 He just said inappropriate things.

00:41:52.160 Like, quote, inappropriate things.

00:41:54.060 Yeah.

00:41:54.920 All right.

00:41:55.420 Now, I'll allow you to say inappropriate things.

00:41:59.500 But don't, this is getting confusing because I'm trying to tell the people that we can't say.

00:42:04.520 Don't make Nancy say them.

00:42:04.920 Don't, well, Nancy can say the quote inappropriate things, but we don't want her to say, you guys know what I mean.

00:42:15.000 Cut it out, Scott.

00:42:16.240 Show some respect.

00:42:17.180 Show some respect.

00:42:17.640 Who did the devil hands better? 0.90

00:42:19.260 Him or Erica Kirk?

00:42:21.340 Oh, well, Erica Kirk did it in a much more, you know, in a bigger way. 0.68

00:42:26.360 In a less gay way. 0.91

00:42:27.300 Yeah.

00:42:27.580 She wasn't with Patrick Bet David when she did it.

00:42:29.460 She was with Donald Trump.

00:42:30.760 I really, it's not that I don't like.

00:42:32.940 The Satan fingers?

00:42:33.840 No, it's not that I don't like Nick.

00:42:35.900 It's just, I don't know.

00:42:39.440 I don't know.

00:42:40.420 And I don't even disagree.

00:42:42.100 I think they're talking about Muslims versus Israel.

00:42:45.040 Who's contributed more?

00:42:46.420 Oh, sure.

00:42:47.000 Yeah. 0.98

00:42:47.280 The Muslims don't contribute anything. 1.00

00:42:49.100 They don't contribute anything. 1.00

00:42:49.920 I mean, smoke shops, corner stores.

00:42:52.700 Gas station attendees.

00:42:54.440 Yeah.

00:42:55.820 Littering.

00:42:57.040 You ever have shawarma? 0.99

00:43:00.100 No, because it sucks. 0.99

00:43:01.620 That's all right. 0.99

00:43:02.600 They do contribute a very distinct smell to a lot of areas.

00:43:09.240 That's true.

00:43:09.680 But that's bad.

00:43:10.920 I wouldn't say bad.

00:43:12.040 You get used to it.

00:43:12.860 If a thing is to its detriment, does it add to or take away from?

00:43:16.320 And then the question is, have they given or have they taken from us?

00:43:20.540 Well, I guess, yeah, you know, the Jews have given a lot.

00:43:22.700 We got like bagels, pizza, pizza bagels.

00:43:26.360 Great idea.

00:43:27.180 Pizza bagels are Jewish? 0.93

00:43:27.780 Yeah, dog. 0.67

00:43:28.460 Pizza bagels are Jewish.

00:43:29.380 They figured out, well, they figured out the bagel.

00:43:31.460 It's really the same thing.

00:43:33.080 When you put pizza on the bagel, you could eat pizza anytime.

00:43:37.700 Is that how it goes?

00:43:38.260 They do cars for kids, even though none of that contributes to like what we do.

00:43:41.420 But the jingle is badass.

00:43:43.560 Matzah crackers. 1.00

00:43:44.960 Hollywood.

00:43:46.300 Hollywood.

00:43:46.920 Yeah.

00:43:47.060 The music industry.

00:43:48.020 The music industry. 0.97

00:43:48.560 Pornography. 0.59

00:43:49.280 Sure.

00:43:49.640 It's cool if you're into that.

00:43:51.100 Yeah.

00:43:51.640 You shouldn't.

00:43:52.760 No goon. 1.00

00:43:53.320 Never goon.

00:43:53.960 Shout out Xerox.

00:43:54.880 Shout out Xerox.

00:43:55.860 Let's see what this guy's saying.

00:43:56.780 Go ahead.

00:43:57.200 Let her rip. 1.00

00:43:57.620 Be like gross positive.

00:43:59.500 Because they've had a lot of contributions culturally and even, you know, in terms of

00:44:04.680 art, literature, music, also scientifically.

00:44:08.820 His hands look sweaty and like thin.

00:44:12.380 Like I wouldn't want him to touch me.

00:44:13.940 Honestly, everything he's saying so far.

00:44:15.460 I'm like, I agree.

00:44:16.320 Right.

00:44:16.780 I do agree.

00:44:17.560 I mean, it's like they created the chains used to bind us, but they've also created many

00:44:24.600 things to keep us entertained and simplify our lives in one way or another.

00:44:30.100 Apparently, if you have a cell phone, you have part of Israel in our pocket. 0.82

00:44:34.180 And with a little bit of luck, these things will explode live on the show when I said I

00:44:37.200 tweeted out the Samson option is is not nuclear bombs, but it's just your cell phone exploiting 0.89

00:44:42.500 when you tweet something anti-Semitic.

00:44:44.060 It's everybody's too.

00:44:45.840 I mean, yeah, you blow the whole world up.

00:44:47.560 Hey, dude, what else have the Jews given us? 0.98

00:44:51.800 But it's difficult to say on that because I also think that there's quite a bit of a

00:44:54.640 detriment.

00:44:55.180 I think blacks, which has created an entire industry of sports and other entertainment.

00:45:02.020 So, yeah, they've given us Iraq War one, Iraq War two.

00:45:05.660 And the sequel was just as good.

00:45:07.400 Our occupation in Afghanistan.

00:45:09.020 Yeah.

00:45:10.040 Yeah.

00:45:11.220 Oh, herpes.

00:45:13.060 Buck Fights says, I'm not sure I fully disagree with them. 1.00

00:45:19.140 Muslims are just awful. 1.00

00:45:21.120 Still a game next week. 1.00

00:45:23.260 Shout out Beck Lover. 1.00

00:45:24.520 I think I think he rescheduled to be on next week.

00:45:26.740 Yeah.

00:45:27.720 Honestly, so far, I have no problems with anything that Nick Fuentes is saying.

00:45:32.820 No, I never really do.

00:45:34.340 I never really do.

00:45:35.460 I just don't like the people that follow him. 0.60

00:45:39.680 Yeah, they're terrible.

00:45:40.860 Yeah.

00:45:41.160 But that's almost kind of like us.

00:45:42.960 Well, we're terrible.

00:45:44.200 Oh, sorry.

00:45:45.300 Oh, this one.

00:45:46.020 Yeah.

00:45:50.520 Nancy, you got to have to unmute yourself.

00:45:52.540 Max Meek says, I'm a full grown, straight, Gentile Jew Fuentes.

00:46:01.320 Don't know what that means.

00:46:02.320 That's good to know, Max.

00:46:03.320 Thank you.

00:46:03.880 Thanks.

00:46:04.800 I like how a lot of some people like they they super chat to tell us stuff and some people

00:46:09.000 super chat just to just to say stuff.

00:46:11.140 Yeah.

00:46:11.500 I like when they say like unhinged things.

00:46:13.280 Hey, you know what's interesting to think about like entertaining people, right?

00:46:17.700 Like name entertaining Muslims. 0.98

00:46:19.520 Oh, I mean, the black ones. 1.00

00:46:24.700 Oh, the ones that convert Hebrew Israelite characters. 0.86

00:46:27.720 Are those Muslims?

00:46:28.360 Yeah.

00:46:28.560 I mean, Muhammad Ali.

00:46:29.820 Oh, Muhammad Ali was great.

00:46:31.520 He's a good Muslim.

00:46:32.420 That's literally maybe the end of it.

00:46:34.200 No, there's a couple more.

00:46:35.520 OK, name entertaining Jews.

00:46:37.720 Adam Sandler, Larry Dave.

00:46:39.560 Yeah.

00:46:39.740 I mean, even the people you think are not Jews that's like, oh, they are. 1.00

00:46:43.160 It's like that guy's a Jew. 1.00

00:46:44.200 Incredible.

00:46:44.760 Yeah.

00:46:45.200 Jimmy Kimmel.

00:46:46.220 Jimmy Kimmel, my favorite comedian.

00:46:47.560 The funniest man I know.

00:46:48.920 Didn't know.

00:46:49.520 He's Jewish.

00:46:50.980 Did you know he's Jew?

00:46:52.140 David Corpo.

00:46:53.080 David Corpo.

00:46:55.820 Pooh from the Simpsons when he was white was the best. 1.00

00:46:58.820 Yeah.

00:46:59.120 Top a very funny Muslim.

00:47:00.260 Top is a funny Muslim.

00:47:00.560 Thank you.

00:47:00.940 Yeah.

00:47:01.100 I mean, you know, it's hit and miss.

00:47:03.240 Uh-oh.

00:47:03.820 Uh-oh.

00:47:05.060 Sancho says unhinged things.

00:47:08.700 Thank you, Scott.

00:47:10.120 I know, Scott.

00:47:11.620 All right.

00:47:11.860 Let's keep watching.

00:47:12.680 Fine.

00:47:13.180 Let's keep watching.

00:47:13.760 The melting pot comes from the Jewish community.

00:47:16.480 What do you mean by that?

00:47:17.240 The idea of the melting pot?

00:47:18.480 That comes from a Jewish playwright.

00:47:20.860 You know, because Jewish people come to America and like all immigrants, they say, well, we

00:47:25.680 want America to be more welcoming.

00:47:27.360 He's on the neck.

00:47:28.700 Get expert advice instantly.

00:47:30.400 Can we?

00:47:30.640 What is minect? 1.00

00:47:31.960 That's the shit that we could pay Patrick Bet-David $38,000. 0.99

00:47:34.920 Guys, let's fundraise. 1.00

00:47:35.820 $48,000. 0.99

00:47:37.160 If we could fundraise $48,000 to just shit on Patrick Bet-David to his face. 0.99

00:47:42.120 Oh, that'd be great. 0.99

00:47:43.720 Might be well worth it. 1.00

00:47:45.360 I would pay him $48,000 of somebody else's money to call him a faggot. 1.00

00:47:49.580 Just like, oh, just berate him. 1.00

00:47:51.460 Like, have like just a roast for 30 minutes.

00:47:53.380 Yes, because it's 30 minutes.

00:47:54.460 Get your money's worth, baby. 0.99

00:47:55.800 You look miserable. 1.00

00:47:57.380 You block-headed piece of shit. 1.00

00:47:59.000 Let me see how much this costs on minect. 1.00

00:48:01.600 Oh, you're going to scan the QR code.

00:48:03.440 Yeah, we'll scan the QR code.

00:48:04.540 All right, let's find out.

00:48:07.780 We're going to find out how much it is to get Nick Quintus.

00:48:10.380 You want me to download the minect app?

00:48:11.640 Come on, dude.

00:48:12.380 What's the point of a QR code if it's not going to be expedient?

00:48:15.920 Oh, no.

00:48:16.300 Wait, we could.

00:48:17.060 Oh, a video answer is $300.

00:48:19.360 No, that's not bad.

00:48:20.680 And a video call is $350 per minute.

00:48:24.460 What?

00:48:27.080 $350 per minute?

00:48:28.560 Oh, 15-minute minimum.

00:48:31.120 What?

00:48:32.220 Whoa.

00:48:33.080 What's the math on that?

00:48:34.900 That's like $150.

00:48:37.120 That's like $5,000.

00:48:39.920 Wow.

00:48:40.940 Yeah.

00:48:42.360 Okay, I mean, but it's not undoable.

00:48:45.220 $48,000 to talk with Patrick Bet-David.

00:48:48.380 We could talk with him for 15 minutes, and it would be okay.

00:48:52.300 It would be bad.

00:48:54.080 We would have what's called buyer's remorse.

00:48:56.300 I don't think so.

00:48:56.960 What the hell is he going to tell us that's going to be worth $48,000?

00:49:03.600 Number one, where all the good gay spots are.

00:49:05.920 That's true.

00:49:06.580 Number two.

00:49:07.700 I would just ask him, like, when did you get the call?

00:49:12.000 When did...

00:49:12.560 I don't think he got the call.

00:49:13.600 No, you don't think so?

00:49:14.380 No.

00:49:14.660 I don't really know. 1.00

00:49:15.280 I'm talking out of my ass. 0.99

00:49:16.060 I don't watch the Patrick Bet-David podcast. 1.00

00:49:17.900 What the hell is he?

00:49:19.580 Nick Fuentes? 0.99

00:49:20.140 He's Mexican.

00:49:20.740 No.

00:49:21.440 Patrick Bet-David.

00:49:22.480 He's Iranian.

00:49:23.220 Oh, Patrick Bet-David is another good muzzy. 1.00

00:49:26.540 Oh, is he?

00:49:27.260 Yeah.

00:49:27.560 He's from Iran.

00:49:31.960 Are they Muslim?

00:49:33.160 I don't know.

00:49:34.600 I don't know.

00:49:34.860 ...up these ideas that, well, America was never this country of white Christians.

00:49:38.680 It's always been a melting pot for all immigrants.

00:49:41.560 They want the country to be more open because that makes it more comfortable for them.

00:49:45.940 It makes it more tolerant for them.

00:49:47.460 But this has also made us more open and tolerant for Muslims, for example.

00:49:52.560 We're bringing...

00:49:53.120 I mean, who's been the biggest driver of, like, the Hart-Celler 65 Immigration Act?

00:49:57.420 It was, like, the SPLC, which is run by Jewish lawyers.

00:50:00.600 And so they are major drivers of mass migration.

00:50:03.540 They're also major drivers of the pro-Israel politics, like the Iraq War.

00:50:06.840 There was many Jewish journalists and pundits and advocates.

00:50:11.460 Sure.

00:50:11.740 So a point being is, like, when you calculate that, and I agree with you, like, I think

00:50:16.500 there are a lot of people that are...

00:50:17.660 I think he just doesn't think that Israel killed Charlie Kirk.

00:50:21.660 And he probably says that he doesn't think that because he doesn't want them to kill him.

00:50:25.900 Well, you look at Charlie Kirk, you look at Nick Fuentes as far as influence, and they're

00:50:30.300 very comparable to one another.

00:50:31.540 Nick Fuentes, in this current moment, is more influential, I would say, than Charlie Kirk

00:50:36.460 was.

00:50:36.800 So, yeah, there's a target on his neck or whatever.

00:50:39.580 I would be careful if I was him.

00:50:41.920 I wouldn't...

00:50:42.420 I'm just saying, you know, it seems to be there.

00:50:44.400 I mean, just all the neck stuff that's been going on with, like, the Charlie and the George

00:50:49.460 Floyd.

00:50:49.780 There was also the other neck thing, the stabbing in the neck on the train.

00:50:53.280 It just seems like necks are really where it's at lately.

00:50:55.440 And so...

00:50:56.040 Protect your neck.

00:50:56.560 Protect your neck.

00:50:57.780 I don't want to watch this.

00:50:58.680 This is reasonable.

00:50:59.360 Can we move on to something?

00:51:00.520 Because we don't have a lot of time because you have to ski-daddle.

00:51:03.680 You didn't even tell me that before you decided to install a carpet.

00:51:07.420 Um...

00:51:07.980 Well, you know.

00:51:09.580 You know.

00:51:10.140 No, I don't know.

00:51:10.820 I don't know.

00:51:11.240 I don't know what you got to say.

00:51:12.420 I like this whole arc of...

00:51:15.180 You don't want to hear about how they were going to kill the ostriches, but now they're 0.87

00:51:18.760 not?

00:51:19.160 I kind of...

00:51:19.760 Yeah, that's it. 0.99

00:51:20.620 They were going to kill those ostriches. 1.00

00:51:21.920 Now they're not.

00:51:22.480 What else do you got to say?

00:51:22.700 No, I'm saying I like the arc of the Groypers having this weird civil war. 0.81

00:51:27.780 I think it's fun.

00:51:29.140 I think that they'll figure it out.

00:51:31.200 Sure.

00:51:31.640 I think there's a lot of confusion.

00:51:33.280 There's a lot of infighting.

00:51:34.680 And I think it's healthy.

00:51:36.060 And it's good.

00:51:37.400 Because he said some things that some of them disagree with.

00:51:41.120 And that is...

00:51:42.060 I think that's...

00:51:42.700 I think that's healthy.

00:51:44.980 I think it's healthy for them to say, I don't like that.

00:51:48.720 Sure.

00:51:49.740 Which is, we don't get enough in that community.

00:51:50.740 I don't like that, Daddy.

00:51:51.880 I don't like that, Daddy.

00:51:52.760 Say something different, Daddy.

00:51:54.040 Daddy said something I don't like.

00:51:55.980 Yeah.

00:51:56.480 It's good.

00:51:56.900 We don't get that much dissent in here, either.

00:51:59.960 All right, Nancy.

00:52:00.500 Go ahead.

00:52:00.840 Blow our minds.

00:52:06.260 You know?

00:52:07.720 It's a wild thing.

00:52:09.380 You'd think she'd have figured this out by now.

00:52:10.940 What's going on, Nancy?

00:52:14.440 Oh, I wasn't added to the stage.

00:52:16.640 How did that happen?

00:52:18.160 Did you remove...

00:52:18.900 You removed yourself from the stage, Nancy.

00:52:20.880 Go ahead.

00:52:21.060 Well, Eamon Rat says, next topic, please.

00:52:25.820 Yeah.

00:52:26.420 Agreed.

00:52:27.120 Agreed.

00:52:27.320 He spelled it with a neck ST.

00:52:30.760 Oh.

00:52:32.140 Very funny.

00:52:33.060 Very sneaky.

00:52:33.280 And you know what?

00:52:33.960 With that, I don't...

00:52:34.960 I can't...

00:52:35.380 These pores can't be in here anymore. 1.00

00:52:36.940 No, no.

00:52:37.360 We'll leave them in here.

00:52:38.220 I like it.

00:52:38.480 We're going to leave them in here until we're at the 50-minute mark.

00:52:41.280 I like it.

00:52:41.860 I like the smell.

00:52:44.120 I feel like...

00:52:45.140 All right.

00:52:45.660 You know, whatever, man.

00:52:46.580 I don't know what you're doing today.

00:52:48.320 I thought you said you wanted this show to be, like, live.

00:52:50.680 Oh, yeah.

00:52:50.960 That's right.

00:52:51.420 No, you're completely correct about that.

00:52:52.600 I'm sorry.

00:52:52.940 This is for the people.

00:52:53.760 Neft to America is for the people, and I've made a mistake. 0.91

00:52:55.320 Yeah, but then we take it down and put it up later.

00:52:56.640 That's fine.

00:52:57.020 Make a Groyper shirt. 0.97

00:52:58.480 No.

00:52:59.360 I think that's copyright infringement.

00:53:01.300 Yeah.

00:53:01.660 You know what?

00:53:02.340 Turns out that that copyright infringement from Bitch Naga... 1.00

00:53:05.520 Oh, my God.

00:53:06.260 Yeah.

00:53:06.720 That was actually legit.

00:53:08.340 They were mad.

00:53:10.020 Well, how do you know that?

00:53:10.900 They said, like...

00:53:11.700 Because they DMed me on Instagram, too, and it was the official page.

00:53:14.900 Could you hit them up and be like, come on?

00:53:18.240 I was like, if I send you lawyers...

00:53:19.680 No, I just took it down.

00:53:20.220 Who cares?

00:53:21.140 All right.

00:53:21.780 Next one.

00:53:22.240 We should go in there and eat, though.

00:53:23.620 This is fun.

00:53:24.260 Let's unpack this.

00:53:25.220 This is conspiratorial.

00:53:26.200 This is fun. 0.94

00:53:26.740 This isn't a gay... 1.00

00:53:28.460 Or it might be gay, but let's read this. 0.58

00:53:30.240 I haven't really looked into it, but I see it going viral. 0.63

00:53:31.960 There are no coincidences.

00:53:33.240 The 1998 movie Snake Eyes with the actor Nicolas Cage, the politician Charlie Kirkland,

00:53:39.620 is shot in the neck.

00:53:41.240 In the movie, the shooting happens on September 10th.

00:53:44.700 Whoa.

00:53:45.220 Dun, dun, dun.

00:53:46.700 Charlie Kirk was shot in the neck in real life on September 10th. 1.00

00:53:49.200 You just can't make this shit up. 0.99

00:53:50.840 And then, look, they do the same hand signs. 1.00

00:53:53.840 The yoni.

00:53:54.440 They're getting that energy flowing into there.

00:53:56.120 It's a video.

00:53:56.540 Let it rip.

00:53:57.420 Make it big style.

00:53:58.160 Oh, it's a video.

00:53:58.320 I see.

00:53:58.800 We can pause it and...

00:54:00.120 Charles Kirk.

00:54:02.160 And, obviously, Charlie Kirk was also shot in the neck, allegedly, right?

00:54:08.220 What?

00:54:08.380 Well, in the movie, Snake Eyes, the heavyweight boxer, Lincoln Tyler, is in the ring during

00:54:15.700 the assassination.

00:54:17.440 Tyler, like Tyler Robinson.

00:54:19.940 And, in Gematria, Lincoln Tyler is 165, like Tyler Robinson.

00:54:26.360 Pause it.

00:54:26.800 He's 165. 1.00

00:54:27.760 If it's fucking... 1.00

00:54:28.700 If it's Gematria, then it's true. 0.99

00:54:30.920 If it's Gematria, I tend not to believe it.

00:54:33.360 I wish he...

00:54:34.700 Honestly, you should have omitted the Gematria part.

00:54:37.140 Just because, like, in Gematria, if 165 is the value of Lincoln Tyler, what about when

00:54:43.660 peanut butter sandwich is also 165?

00:54:45.980 Should we pull up the...

00:54:47.500 Should we pull up the milk video?

00:54:50.460 Milk?

00:54:51.360 Yeah, the Demon Racer's milk video.

00:54:52.900 No.

00:54:53.440 I just want to...

00:54:54.180 I mean, I want to debunk it.

00:54:55.160 I want to have fun.

00:54:56.500 Okay.

00:54:56.860 It's all right.

00:54:57.340 Here we go.

00:54:58.760 Go! 0.95

00:55:00.040 Whoa! 0.71

00:55:00.880 It's the noise.

00:55:02.440 What is it?

00:55:03.620 Max Meeks says, you guys could blow up from revealing a buried author.

00:55:10.660 Man, this guy is spending a...

00:55:11.740 At this point, it's actually, what would you call it?

00:55:14.980 Like, advertising money.

00:55:16.140 Yeah.

00:55:16.400 The amount of money that has been said from Max Meeks.

00:55:19.060 It's just a tax write-off.

00:55:20.040 Well, you know, Max, why don't you email us and tell us what the book is about?

00:55:24.480 How about that?

00:55:27.180 NephilimDSquad at gmail.com.

00:55:29.040 Email us.

00:55:29.740 Tell us what the book is about.

00:55:30.640 No, it's...

00:55:30.980 Why is it?

00:55:31.380 That's our...

00:55:32.460 That's the one.

00:55:33.260 What are we going to do?

00:55:33.720 Send in the Chronicles?

00:55:34.640 I don't know.

00:55:35.280 Find the email.

00:55:36.220 It's somewhere.

00:55:37.000 NephilimDSquad.

00:55:37.700 Thank you, Max.

00:55:39.000 Thank you.

00:55:39.520 Thank you.

00:55:39.840 His nickname is The Executioner.

00:55:42.280 Okay?

00:55:43.580 Well, the big part here, guys.

00:55:45.800 In the movie Snake Eyes, the assassination occurs on September 10th.

00:55:50.620 Whoa! 0.71

00:55:50.980 Charlie Kirk was allegedly assassinated on September 10th.

00:55:55.100 Why is he prefacing it with...

00:55:56.280 Do you believe this, guys?

00:55:57.440 Well, he's saying allegedly because there's a chance, like, he wasn't killed.

00:56:02.060 Yeah.

00:56:03.120 Maybe.

00:56:03.600 Maybe.

00:56:04.080 I mean, look, that whole Valhalla thing is pretty wild.

00:56:07.200 I mean, it definitely looked to me like a dude got shot in the neck and a bunch of blood

00:56:10.480 came out and his body also stiffened up in the way that a person who just got knocked 0.98

00:56:14.140 the fuck out does. 0.80

00:56:18.320 But, you know, all things are possible. 0.91

00:56:21.040 Okay.

00:56:21.520 All right.

00:56:22.160 Well, let's see.

00:56:23.360 Care of this with everyone you can.

00:56:24.720 This is undeniable.

00:56:25.760 And also, see how Nicolas Cage is doing the hands, like Charlie Kirk.

00:56:30.900 Also, Donald Trump does that hand sign.

00:56:33.860 And also, we're in the year of the snake right now.

00:56:36.220 It's called Snake Eyes.

00:56:38.120 But, wow.

00:56:38.800 Just, you put that all together.

00:56:40.680 Charles Kirkland shot in the neck.

00:56:43.480 Lincoln Tyler equals Tyler Robinson.

00:56:46.720 Okay.

00:56:47.260 I think he's going to say it over and over again.

00:56:49.120 I think I sent one where it was like there was more on it.

00:56:51.820 It was from 7-7-whatever.

00:56:55.120 See if you can find that one.

00:56:56.260 Because there was like a whole chain of things that this dude was going down.

00:56:59.340 And it was like, oh, the similarities don't stop there.

00:57:02.060 This guy just did a three-minute video where he said the same thing in a bunch of different

00:57:05.120 ways.

00:57:05.380 Scroll a little bit.

00:57:06.320 But, okay.

00:57:06.980 I like it.

00:57:07.360 I like it.

00:57:07.880 I like the schizo stuff.

00:57:09.120 I do.

00:57:09.400 But what if there was more to it?

00:57:10.740 Is there more to it?

00:57:12.080 I don't know.

00:57:12.700 Look, there it is.

00:57:13.500 Okay.

00:57:13.800 We'll just see more.

00:57:15.180 See more. 1.00

00:57:16.340 Get shot in the neck in the exact same spot. 1.00

00:57:19.300 Right? 1.00

00:57:19.800 Cool.

00:57:20.180 Cool.

00:57:20.480 Scroll down.

00:57:20.960 I want to see what his thing said.

00:57:23.700 His like thread.

00:57:24.920 Here's a video.

00:57:25.900 Oh, shot in the neck.

00:57:28.260 There he goes. 0.97

00:57:28.860 The guy. 1.00

00:57:29.640 Oh, shit. 1.00

00:57:35.020 Damn. 1.00

00:57:39.380 Nicolas Cage also makes it a little bit weirder. 0.99

00:57:41.760 Because Nicolas Cage is kind of a weird guy.

00:57:43.480 Kind of a vampire.

00:57:44.200 Yeah, he's kind of a vampire.

00:57:45.920 Yeah.

00:57:46.400 Weird actor.

00:57:47.180 Not a great actor for somebody as renowned as he is.

00:57:49.940 Scroll down.

00:57:50.220 Because the guy's got like a thread going on.

00:57:52.740 Not that one.

00:57:53.560 Oh, God.

00:57:53.620 David, are we going to really go through this thread of the Yoni? 0.98

00:57:56.300 I guess we're not going to go through it.

00:57:57.380 It's September 10th.

00:57:58.440 It's the same thing.

00:57:59.440 Maybe I'm wrong.

00:58:00.080 It's a thread of the Yoni signal. 0.87

00:58:01.400 The boxers.

00:58:02.180 It could be nothing.

00:58:03.220 100% proof Charlie Kirk predicted 27 years ago.

00:58:06.340 Oh, it's a 30-minute YouTube video.

00:58:08.340 Oh, and then he redacted all of his stuff.

00:58:09.760 This post is unavailable.

00:58:10.640 That doesn't bode well.

00:58:11.340 All right.

00:58:11.640 Let's get out of here then.

00:58:12.440 Because maybe it was all wrong.

00:58:13.460 And that's why he took it all down.

00:58:16.360 Don't you hate it?

00:58:17.160 Speaking of people getting shot in the neck, this guy shot up a iced attainment center this

00:58:22.500 morning, which is interesting.

00:58:25.260 The hits keep coming.

00:58:27.580 Yeah.

00:58:27.680 This in conjunction with another video that I sent of a guy trying to do a Charlie Kirk 0.89

00:58:32.880 style debate on campus and then getting basically mobbed out by black people. 0.87

00:58:38.460 Oh, I didn't see that. 0.98

00:58:39.680 What happened there?

00:58:40.620 Well, I don't know exactly what he did, if it was all a good faith debate or if he was

00:58:46.780 stirring the pot, you know, being a little antagonistic.

00:58:49.840 Um, but it ends with him getting chased off of campus, uh, and behind him is just like 0.97

00:58:57.100 a mob of black people.

00:58:58.680 And the sentiment that that's creating now in conjunction with this shooting of an iced 0.98

00:59:04.600 attainment center, which by the way, apparently the guy only shot detainees.

00:59:10.180 Wow.

00:59:11.160 So the guy lose three bullets or something from a sniper rifle.

00:59:14.060 Uh, you know, forgive me if I got the details wrong.

00:59:16.780 I don't research anything and, and, um, didn't shoot any actual employees of ice.

00:59:22.540 These are unspent rounds that were left at the scene.

00:59:25.340 There's always something left at the scene.

00:59:27.320 What does it say?

00:59:28.460 Anti ice.

00:59:29.520 Anti ice.

00:59:30.700 Yes.

00:59:31.860 So, uh, he misses only, only shoots detainees.

00:59:35.580 So he's like, you know, you guys just not exhausted.

00:59:37.840 It's crazy.

00:59:38.860 Yeah.

00:59:39.380 But the sentiment that this is creating the same round at 30, 30.

00:59:43.100 No, that's a, I think that's an actual, like, I don't know.

00:59:45.780 Maybe it is.

00:59:46.580 Uh, no, it doesn't look like it might be a 308.

00:59:49.000 It looks a little shorter.

00:59:50.140 Well, whatever it is.

00:59:51.480 Oh, not nice guy.

00:59:55.760 So illegal type is weak against ice type.

01:00:01.160 Oh, nice.

01:00:04.260 With a Pokemon reference.

01:00:05.560 Uh, thank you.

01:00:06.360 Not nice guy.

01:00:07.260 It was wonderful.

01:00:07.640 Um, so the sentiment is there is no conversation to be had.

01:00:16.360 The time for conversation is gone.

01:00:20.140 Um, I've been saying that for a long time and, and people haven't listened.

01:00:25.520 I mean, well, I think that the time for conversation has ended a long, long time ago, but people

01:00:30.620 are just starting to really understand it now.

01:00:33.240 Yeah.

01:00:34.460 And it's a shame because I like to think that what we were doing, you know, a year

01:00:40.460 and a half, two years ago was, and you were doing it before I was trying to start conversation

01:00:45.700 saying what was, this is why I was right about our little argument yesterday.

01:00:51.500 What was that?

01:00:52.760 You don't remember the, you remember, right?

01:00:54.560 The one that I wore thing.

01:00:55.920 Yeah.

01:00:56.320 Okay.

01:00:56.780 Well, guess what? 1.00

01:00:57.600 Guar has been starting the conversation for 20 years, asshole. 1.00

01:01:00.160 But I'm just saying that the conversation was over. 1.00

01:01:03.260 Okay.

01:01:03.680 But they're not going to stop making, they have the, what are they going to do?

01:01:06.880 They're just going to stop.

01:01:09.240 Warren. 0.93

01:01:09.860 That's a silly thing.

01:01:10.400 Stop trying to do your Jimmy Kimmel TV show. 0.86

01:01:12.680 It's over.

01:01:13.340 It's done.

01:01:13.940 We're done.

01:01:14.820 We're moving on.

01:01:15.860 I don't know if Guar has another skill set.

01:01:18.660 Wait, well, that's the thing.

01:01:19.540 It's like, well, take your money because you're done now.

01:01:22.160 Don't say, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.

01:01:26.380 Oh, amen rats getting right.

01:01:27.940 Poor odorous arongus says incarnate unlimited.

01:01:33.000 You can't just expect them to stop doing the thing.

01:01:36.060 Oh, my shoelaces are untied.

01:01:38.060 I think, I don't know.

01:01:39.040 Listen, whatever.

01:01:39.640 They can do whatever they want to do.

01:01:41.320 They can do whatever they'd like to.

01:01:43.360 Yeah, they're going to, they're not going to ask for your permission.

01:01:46.200 I'm just saying the time for talk is over and it's, it's crazy.

01:01:48.920 And I'm not saying that people should do anything.

01:01:50.540 It just appears to me that, yeah, it's, it's, it's very obvious that people, what should

01:01:55.600 we do instead?

01:01:57.000 It's maybe it's not obvious that people think the time is the time to talk is over.

01:02:01.000 What's what's obvious is that the government just knocked down all bunch of stuff.

01:02:06.980 The government has decided that the time to talk is over because this is clearly nonsense.

01:02:12.740 The time to talk is over.

01:02:14.720 Like they, so you're telling me that they keep on inscribing their motives on bullets

01:02:18.900 before they do heinous acts.

01:02:21.040 What did, when did that like become a thing to do?

01:02:23.460 Never.

01:02:24.000 Just right now.

01:02:25.020 Because it's fun. 0.98

01:02:25.700 I mean, maybe, maybe, maybe they were doing that like in, in wars and shit. 0.98

01:02:28.880 Well, because I guess maybe, I have no idea. 0.98

01:02:31.700 I have no, well, I, the Jew, you know who did it? 1.00

01:02:35.420 Who?

01:02:36.400 Culturally enriching Jews. 0.99

01:02:37.820 They're the ones that were writing the names and, and messages on bombs.

01:02:41.800 Remember that?

01:02:42.440 Well, that's what I was saying.

01:02:43.640 Yeah. 1.00

01:02:43.900 Was like, cause I know we were dropping bombs in Vietnam and it was like, uh, fuck you. 1.00

01:02:48.760 It always comes back. 1.00

01:02:49.920 We're going to do an episode where we go through every single conspiracy theory and then just

01:02:55.040 for funsies related back. 0.88

01:02:56.260 Well, if MKUltra was real, why did we lose Vietnam? 0.70

01:02:58.960 Can you scroll up?

01:02:59.920 I want to see the, the video of the guy on campus.

01:03:02.480 Cause this is actually, you could tell he's, he's scared dog.

01:03:06.180 Uh, no, it's up a little bit more.

01:03:10.020 Sancho says, why is David's bookshelf crooked?

01:03:14.480 That's a good question.

01:03:16.020 Well, they're catty cornered there. 0.99

01:03:17.720 Oh, is it crooked?

01:03:19.340 Oh yeah.

01:03:19.720 Look at that.

01:03:20.100 No, no, no.

01:03:20.300 It just looks that way.

01:03:21.160 Cause it's slanted.

01:03:22.480 It's crooked.

01:03:23.140 We moved, we moved everything.

01:03:25.800 We moved it all.

01:03:26.980 Yours looks straight.

01:03:29.920 Yeah.

01:03:30.280 Well, it may be, it needs to be cornered more.

01:03:32.200 I don't know.

01:03:32.640 Whatever people are.

01:03:33.460 People that listen, don't even care.

01:03:34.960 No, this is just Scott.

01:03:36.280 There he is.

01:03:36.780 It's a, it's right above this one.

01:03:37.920 Scott stir in the pot and don't listen to anything.

01:03:39.880 He says, I mean, it is crooked.

01:03:41.080 So check this out.

01:03:42.280 Uh, put her on the big screen. 0.94

01:03:43.880 I want to read the caption though, real quick.

01:03:45.980 Uh, so make it smaller.

01:03:47.460 You're just doing a whole thing.

01:03:48.840 Okay.

01:03:49.100 Here we go.

01:03:49.760 Uh, he set up a table and was caught and almost caused a race.

01:03:53.720 Um, so, so yeah, basically it's my understanding.

01:03:56.040 This guy went to, uh, uh, you know, a campus.

01:03:59.740 It looks like an all black campus. 0.69

01:04:01.660 Oh, we can't do a show. 0.97

01:04:03.600 These people pay too much money.

01:04:05.320 Amen.

01:04:05.780 That says, this is a Christian show, but we're just going to watch

01:04:09.960 Raven huff salts and expose his feet. 0.95

01:04:12.480 NDS has changed.

01:04:15.000 Uh, I, I made a mistake exposing my feet and I will concede.

01:04:19.060 Uh, but there's nothing wrong with huffing a little salt.

01:04:21.620 It's not a, um, there is, I think we should, I think you shouldn't do it.

01:04:26.480 Well, you know what, what it gives you strength, energy, and focus.

01:04:30.960 I don't know.

01:04:31.460 I don't know if that's, those are all Christian things.

01:04:34.360 I worry about the salt huffing stuff because when Matt's here, Matt's like 0.86

01:04:39.160 a former drug addict, big time drug addict.

01:04:42.480 And he's like really happy with this, the smell.

01:04:45.960 He does like to smell the salts.

01:04:47.500 He said he comes here.

01:04:48.360 He doesn't even care about doing the show.

01:04:50.060 Honestly, it just smells like cat pee.

01:04:52.260 Yeah.

01:04:53.480 Yeah.

01:04:54.200 It seems like a drug and you keep doing it.

01:04:57.020 Look at this.

01:04:57.480 He looks like you're going to cry.

01:04:59.080 No, uh, uh, make it big.

01:05:00.980 Let's put it back up here.

01:05:01.820 So this guy starts a race riot and he's, he's doing campus tours.

01:05:05.140 Now he's trying to be the next Charlie Kirk.

01:05:06.900 I don't think it worked out for him.

01:05:07.940 Is that just a green screen?

01:05:12.600 We should actually do this.

01:05:14.760 This is a green screen.

01:05:15.980 And this is literally just like a cookout, uh, in, in, in, uh, in Camden, New Jersey.

01:05:21.460 Yeah.

01:05:21.620 They just having fun, you know, I smell crazy and he's trying to walk out.

01:05:42.040 He's trying to act like he's not afraid.

01:05:44.040 And, uh, what do you think he said?

01:05:45.580 What could you possibly want?

01:05:47.700 So many things you could have said.

01:05:50.640 That's one of them.

01:05:51.480 But I, this guy, it looks like he is not the type to just drop a.

01:05:55.180 So this is, this is fearless tour spent 10 minutes, minutes at HBCU.

01:06:01.380 Um, what is HBCU?

01:06:03.300 Which university is that?

01:06:04.560 Is that one of those old black historic campuses? 0.93

01:06:07.060 Uh, uh, hella black college university. 0.94

01:06:12.900 No, no, no.

01:06:13.640 I don't know what HBCU is.

01:06:15.580 Um, maybe we can figure that out here.

01:06:17.800 Let's see.

01:06:18.400 HBCU colleges.

01:06:19.420 That doesn't seem good. 0.96

01:06:20.460 It seems like a type of college that is black. 0.94

01:06:23.740 Historically black.

01:06:24.900 Oh yeah.

01:06:25.660 That's what historically black colleges, HBCU and university. 0.99

01:06:29.240 Houston Baptist, uh, says actual retard. 0.99

01:06:32.200 Interesting. 0.99

01:06:32.600 Um, right.

01:06:34.260 So this is, this is, what are you doing? 0.98

01:06:36.500 A fool's errand. 0.98

01:06:37.380 Why are you doing that? 1.00

01:06:38.340 Why are you doing that?

01:06:39.840 Well, you can't even wear that hat to this college. 0.99

01:06:42.880 No, that's retarded. 1.00

01:06:44.300 Well, I'll play it on mute.

01:06:45.420 Well, I mean, no, I like this.

01:06:52.040 He's just being berated. 0.99

01:06:53.240 Even the cops are black. 0.99

01:06:56.880 Where did you go? 0.99

01:06:58.000 What happens when the cops beat him up?

01:06:59.360 What is that considered then?

01:07:00.480 I don't know what that's considered.

01:07:01.220 Is this Wakanda? 0.99

01:07:01.620 It's police violence, black on black. 0.95

01:07:03.540 So, so for the audience who's listening, this guy is being escorted off campus. 0.98

01:07:07.460 He's being trailed by a crowd of easily a hundred black people. 0.99

01:07:11.000 And they are mad. 1.00

01:07:13.100 They are mad.

01:07:14.920 Oh, they're mad.

01:07:16.200 Yeah.

01:07:16.420 They're really mad.

01:07:17.720 So, um, this guy, you've got, he's got to be nervous.

01:07:20.900 Schizo friend says she, uh, I agree. 1.00

01:07:23.440 He's got to be nervous because at any moment he could get slumped.

01:07:28.580 He's keeping his back to them.

01:07:29.980 He's walking out and at any moment, uh, from his periphery, a fist can come.

01:07:35.700 And let me tell you something.

01:07:37.140 I've seen plenty of videos.

01:07:39.100 I used to do a show about this sort of thing.

01:07:40.840 And, uh, and when, uh, when he gets hit, it is not the final hit.

01:07:47.380 He gets hit again and again and again and again until that whole crowd is river dancing on his skull.

01:07:53.680 Um, that's the way this goes.

01:07:55.280 If he ends up getting hit there.

01:07:57.680 But don't worry.

01:07:58.660 We have a, we actually have solutions for you.

01:08:00.900 Patriots are in control.

01:08:02.000 On how to survive this.

01:08:03.260 Oh.

01:08:03.720 Um.

01:08:04.900 No, don't play that.

01:08:05.740 No, we're going to play it.

01:08:07.700 We have to play it.

01:08:09.060 Fine.

01:08:09.520 We'll play it.

01:08:10.140 Uh, for those of you who find yourselves in intensely populated city, uh, scapes, uh, maybe you are looking for a way to navigate them.

01:08:16.840 And we here at Nephilim News Network have, have a way.

01:08:24.480 This is just bad though.

01:08:26.040 This is in bad taste.

01:08:27.440 This.

01:08:30.140 I'm going to go to the bathroom.

01:08:31.160 What?

01:08:32.360 You can't leave, dude.

01:08:37.540 Civil strife grips the nation in wake of several violent attacks.

01:08:42.200 We here at Nephilim News Network have developed a surefire plan for our listeners to escape safely with these five simple steps. 0.83

01:08:58.020 Nigga. 1.00

01:08:59.240 Whoa.

01:08:59.980 What?

01:09:00.280 Step one.

01:09:00.720 Who did that? 0.91

01:09:01.560 Change your appearance.

01:09:03.700 The art of war is about disguising your true intentions and blending in among the masses.

01:09:13.140 Wait, what happened?

01:09:13.960 Did it freeze?

01:09:14.860 Oh, it got all glitched up on you.

01:09:16.460 All right.

01:09:16.840 Hold on a second. 0.91

01:09:17.700 It's your crappy internet. 0.91

01:09:19.420 Observe your surroundings. 0.88

01:09:20.280 What was that going to show?

01:09:21.060 Be aware.

01:09:22.140 I think that glitched out.

01:09:23.440 That was God glitching that out.

01:09:25.000 Yeah.

01:09:25.260 Maybe.

01:09:25.500 Oh, no.

01:09:25.920 It's not even playing at all.

01:09:27.440 Yeah.

01:09:27.720 Yeah.

01:09:27.880 Yeah.

01:09:28.060 It stopped.

01:09:29.680 Okay.

01:09:30.260 Maybe we should pull that back.

01:09:31.660 Should we pull it back?

01:09:32.320 Or should we just not play it at all?

01:09:33.280 I haven't watched this version of it.

01:09:35.580 You haven't watched this?

01:09:36.460 No, no.

01:09:37.940 So just so you guys.

01:09:38.840 We didn't even do.

01:09:39.500 I didn't make this.

01:09:40.240 Oh, my God.

01:09:42.200 I can't even.

01:09:44.380 I didn't make this edit.

01:09:45.480 No, go ahead.

01:09:46.280 Do it.

01:09:46.660 If we're going to do it, then we're going to do it.

01:09:49.520 I don't think we should do it.

01:09:51.620 But here we go.

01:09:52.620 Oh, my God.

01:09:53.400 Blending in among the masses.

01:09:56.360 Oh, no.

01:09:58.040 Step two.

01:09:59.040 Believe me.

01:09:59.580 Observe your surroundings.

01:10:00.820 Be aware of any scholarly behavior in your neighborhood.

01:10:04.120 Step three.

01:10:05.120 Climb.

01:10:06.140 Escape your enemies by finding the high ground, both moral and strategic.

01:10:11.040 Step four. 1.00

01:10:13.260 Kill. 1.00

01:10:14.320 Kill anyone and anything standing in your way. 1.00

01:10:18.460 Kill women. 1.00

01:10:19.580 Kill children. 1.00

01:10:20.380 Kill pets. 1.00

01:10:21.300 Whatever it takes to guarantee your safety. 1.00

01:10:24.120 Kill them with kindness. 1.00

01:10:25.980 That's our five-step system to guarantee your safety. 1.00

01:10:35.100 In other news, Bridget McCrone.

01:10:38.380 Oh, my God.

01:10:39.760 We can't keep doing this.

01:10:41.320 No.

01:10:42.340 This is too much.

01:10:43.460 No.

01:10:44.100 This is too much, guys.

01:10:46.520 Shout out Lainey. 0.98

01:10:48.420 Shout out Lainey. 0.98

01:10:49.620 Maybe a little.

01:10:51.300 Lainey took a thing that when we recorded in this room, it feels so unfunny.

01:10:57.740 Yeah.

01:10:58.080 It didn't feel.

01:10:58.940 It didn't even feel.

01:11:00.900 I don't even know what to say.

01:11:02.320 When I was recording.

01:11:03.100 I felt like I just watched the Lainey edit again.

01:11:05.080 Yeah, when I was recording the Parasite bit and I felt you looking at me, I could feel 1.00

01:11:12.600 you going, this is so stupid. 0.99

01:11:14.840 Yeah. 1.00

01:11:15.160 This is so stupid and unfunny. 1.00

01:11:17.020 And then Lainey made it incredible. 1.00

01:11:19.020 People like it, but I don't think these people are good people.

01:11:22.660 I don't think that they like it.

01:11:24.000 Did we play the Parasite one?

01:11:26.000 Somebody said Christian show.

01:11:27.240 Yeah, we forget.

01:11:28.100 It's bad.

01:11:28.960 It's bad.

01:11:29.340 We're walking the line.

01:11:30.720 We're walking the line.

01:11:32.020 I don't know what to do, guys.

01:11:32.660 We're trying to figure out what to do.

01:11:35.220 I don't know what to do.

01:11:37.000 Anyway.

01:11:37.640 All right.

01:11:43.340 Time.

01:11:43.980 Thank you, Akisha, for the wonderful messages from mom.

01:11:47.220 I love it.

01:11:48.460 Do you have them all?

01:11:49.760 Let's get into it.

01:11:50.440 I'm excited.

01:11:50.980 This is much more of a Russian roulette sort of content.

01:11:55.580 Oh, yeah.

01:11:55.980 I got no clue what we're going to be seeing.

01:11:57.720 We don't know what it is.

01:11:58.580 We don't watch it.

01:12:00.620 People really like it.

01:12:02.660 Except for a couple of people that are reminding us that this is a Christian show.

01:12:05.320 And it is a Christian show.

01:12:06.320 And it's just comedy.

01:12:08.500 It's just comedy.

01:12:09.660 It's just comedy.

01:12:09.920 We're having a little laugh.

01:12:10.900 We're just having a little Jimmy Kimmel.

01:12:12.320 Come on.

01:12:12.860 Come on, guys.

01:12:13.600 Be cool about it.

01:12:15.960 I don't know what this is about.

01:12:17.320 But my mom pulled this up.

01:12:18.580 So we're going to check it out.

01:12:20.220 It says,

01:12:20.900 Chosen Ones, the enemy, always tells us what they're secretly doing. 1.00

01:12:25.440 And shows us in movies to avoid.

01:12:26.860 Yeah, we know that.

01:12:27.640 Oh, boy.

01:12:28.200 The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.

01:12:29.680 I'm interested.

01:12:30.520 Let's see.

01:12:31.040 What?

01:12:31.100 What?

01:12:31.440 What?

01:12:32.000 Oh, the really cool.

01:12:34.760 I know the story of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, right?

01:12:37.460 Oh, my God.

01:12:38.220 Did an old video about this.

01:12:40.080 Yeah.

01:12:40.480 He did a video about it.

01:12:41.780 So y'all know.

01:12:42.740 OK.

01:12:43.220 They just let anybody do videos.

01:12:45.040 Anybody could do a video.

01:12:47.220 Yeah.

01:12:47.460 Shout out to Eamon Ray.

01:12:48.240 Shout out to Dustin Nemos.

01:12:49.340 Our cup is not.

01:12:51.780 It's very empty.

01:12:52.620 It's quite empty.

01:12:53.340 It's very empty.

01:12:54.620 All right.

01:12:54.880 Here we go.

01:12:55.400 Let's see what.

01:12:56.600 Eating pizza underground.

01:12:59.040 Now, if you know, you know, you know, the code word for pizza is for.

01:13:05.580 Whoa, dude.

01:13:06.300 Don't you just show his kids.

01:13:07.480 What are you doing?

01:13:08.060 You know what I mean?

01:13:10.480 First off, where is he at?

01:13:11.940 It sounds like there's a party happening.

01:13:13.300 What is this guy about?

01:13:14.280 He's like, I know what I mean. 1.00

01:13:15.540 They're fucking his kids. 1.00

01:13:16.560 You know what I'm saying? 1.00

01:13:17.360 His kids.

01:13:18.080 And he's like, look at my kid.

01:13:19.400 What is this?

01:13:20.200 Dude.

01:13:20.260 Reptilians eating pizza on the ground.

01:13:24.500 Good point.

01:13:25.380 Now, their enemies are Bebop and Rocksteady.

01:13:30.040 What group of people came up with that genre of music?

01:13:35.140 White people. 0.69

01:13:35.820 And look at the way they dress. 0.95

01:13:37.560 And notice that this group of people is trying to stop these reptilians who eat pizza on the ground.

01:13:45.400 But they made them goofballs, right?

01:13:47.500 I like this.

01:13:48.900 I like this, man.

01:13:51.100 You don't like that?

01:13:51.940 I love the Ninja Turtles.

01:13:53.560 Ninja Turtles.

01:13:54.360 I had every Ninja Turtle as a kid.

01:13:55.720 But I like the idea that I was.

01:13:57.380 There's only four of them.

01:13:57.600 That's not like a huge thing.

01:13:58.680 No, but I mean, there's generations.

01:14:00.140 Oh, yeah.

01:14:00.160 Sure, sure, sure.

01:14:00.680 No, I had every type.

01:14:02.780 Do you remember when they introduced the Ninja Turtle with the girl Ninja Turtle?

01:14:07.140 She was like light blue.

01:14:08.720 We're talking like 95 or something.

01:14:11.180 It was on Fox 5.

01:14:12.860 And I think it might have actually been a live action.

01:14:15.760 Nancy, can you pull that up?

01:14:16.960 A light blue girl Ninja Turtle?

01:14:18.120 Yeah, light blue girl Ninja Turtle.

01:14:19.520 Oh, she can't pull it up because she has no technology. 1.00

01:14:22.740 No, I switched over to my laptop.

01:14:25.080 Yeah, so go ahead and do that.

01:14:26.440 Yeah.

01:14:26.840 Pull that up for us.

01:14:27.680 Yeah, it was pretty good.

01:14:30.180 Actually, I think it was probably the worst rated Ninja Turtle series that came out.

01:14:33.500 Oh, look, that donut thing fell.

01:14:38.260 That's a problem.

01:14:38.880 You got a lot of stuff.

01:14:39.840 Okay.

01:14:40.180 Oh, Scott.

01:14:40.960 Take it easy, dude.

01:14:41.680 What the?

01:14:43.380 Oh, whatever.

01:14:45.720 Shredder was training.

01:14:47.960 So that they could defend themselves against these reptilians who eat pizza on the ground.

01:14:59.660 Come on.

01:15:00.600 So who really is the bad guy?

01:15:02.560 But hear this one out.

01:15:04.800 Those reptilians who eat pizza on the ground?

01:15:07.220 Well, their best friend was the media.

01:15:11.520 Their best friend was April O'Neil.

01:15:13.420 And who did April O'Neil work for? 0.99

01:15:15.440 Oh, this is a...

01:15:16.640 David doesn't like it?

01:15:18.360 David don't like it?

01:15:19.680 You don't like it?

01:15:20.440 He looks like a Ninja Turtle.

01:15:21.780 He does look like a Ninja Turtle.

01:15:23.220 But you don't like this theory?

01:15:25.200 It just makes you...

01:15:25.960 Look at the posture that you got.

01:15:27.620 I don't like it.

01:15:28.280 Look at the posture he's got.

01:15:29.460 He's defensive.

01:15:29.880 Oh, there she is. 1.00

01:15:30.580 She's got tits. 1.00

01:15:31.980 Oh, no. 1.00

01:15:32.500 That's gross.

01:15:33.080 Hold on.

01:15:33.560 Let's pull that out.

01:15:35.740 You don't remember this?

01:15:37.180 You don't remember this?

01:15:38.680 No.

01:15:39.560 Yeah.

01:15:39.740 Come on, man.

01:15:40.420 This is where they closed off Donatello's head.

01:15:43.400 I didn't like that.

01:15:45.060 But...

01:15:45.420 Oh, wow.

01:15:46.960 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

01:15:47.680 I do remember the Donatello's head.

01:15:49.280 I don't remember her shell-like boots.

01:15:52.000 Look at what they did to Michelangelo's...

01:15:54.680 Horrific.

01:15:55.340 He did a whole face thing.

01:15:56.220 Yeah.

01:15:56.580 These were...

01:15:57.280 The best version is the horrific version of them without...

01:16:00.320 But, like, in the movies...

01:16:01.740 Dude, they nailed it, though.

01:16:03.740 Like, still, when you look at them, you're like,

01:16:04.860 those are great suits.

01:16:06.040 Great suits just makes you feel at home

01:16:09.560 watching greasy reptilians.

01:16:12.160 When the evil shredder attacks...

01:16:14.600 Let's see the rest of this.

01:16:15.840 The turtle boys, don't cut them no slack.

01:16:18.380 This guy's cooking.

01:16:18.900 Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.

01:16:21.680 I got to put one up here.

01:16:23.420 It's underground.

01:16:26.560 Always...

01:16:26.960 Why is there a party happening?

01:16:29.620 Because he's Spanish.

01:16:32.100 And to be honest, like, I come over here, and there's a gathering more often than I'm comfortable with.

01:16:37.140 Well, I mean, yeah.

01:16:38.540 With a Spanish household. 0.97

01:16:39.880 Because we have fun.

01:16:40.840 This is a guy who accused me of not...

01:16:42.820 Oh, Top doesn't have fun. 1.00

01:16:44.220 Top doesn't like to have... 0.87

01:16:45.120 Look at his posture.

01:16:46.520 Look, go ahead.

01:16:47.020 Show him, Nancy.

01:16:48.320 I don't like the...

01:16:49.760 Look at how he's doing it.

01:16:50.540 I don't like what they're doing with the turtles.

01:16:52.420 You don't like what's happening here.

01:16:54.200 The truth.

01:16:55.320 I don't think it's the truth.

01:16:56.220 I think it's...

01:16:56.960 You know, I think he's reaching.

01:16:58.480 I don't think he's reaching.

01:16:59.540 I think this is the truth.

01:17:01.080 Messages from my...

01:17:03.700 Back to it.

01:17:06.720 Whatever.

01:17:09.200 ...coverage to work in their favor.

01:17:11.400 So you gotta ask yourself.

01:17:15.160 Who really is the good guy, and who really is the bad guy?

01:17:18.280 Notice how they put everything in reverse. 0.99

01:17:22.240 Damn, boy. 0.99

01:17:23.060 He's right. 1.00

01:17:23.640 You know how disrespectful it is?

01:17:24.660 Groiper Lover says, David has small nuts, and that's why he can sit like this.

01:17:28.400 I am missing a nut because of cancer.

01:17:32.540 So how about...

01:17:33.420 I'm a survivor. 0.99

01:17:34.240 You know what I've never said in my fucking life? 0.99

01:17:35.780 I'm a survivor. 1.00

01:17:37.120 You're not missing a nut because of cancer. 0.96

01:17:38.500 You're missing a nut because of a Muslim doctor. 1.00

01:17:40.800 He was a Muslim, or maybe Jewish.

01:17:43.480 Well, now that we think about it.

01:17:44.700 Well, I don't know.

01:17:45.200 They kind of sound the same when they talk, and they can also have like a little bit of

01:17:48.760 a tan.

01:17:50.040 So...

01:17:50.400 They can have a tan.

01:17:51.480 It becomes actually, you know, really...

01:17:54.100 Oh, my God.

01:17:54.860 It's our favorite people from The People's Voice.

01:17:56.480 Let's go.

01:17:57.220 I know.

01:17:57.680 My mom is on it today.

01:17:59.220 Let's go.

01:18:00.380 I saw some of the stuff.

01:18:01.240 Sorry to interrupt.

01:18:02.280 Very important.

01:18:02.680 No, no, no.

01:18:03.320 Please.

01:18:03.980 Yeah, we have our friend...

01:18:05.180 By all means.

01:18:05.860 What's his name?

01:18:07.280 Jacob.

01:18:07.920 I don't...

01:18:08.360 Is his name...

01:18:08.840 You just made that up.

01:18:09.640 Just made it up.

01:18:10.220 Here we go.

01:18:11.200 But we know better.

01:18:12.620 Because they're not just showing up in Parmesan cheese.

01:18:15.120 They're in Coca-Cola.

01:18:16.220 They're in Pepsi.

01:18:17.500 And it all traces back to a deal Bill Gates' Microsoft struck with him last year.

01:18:21.540 It started in a New Jersey biotech lab funded by the Gates Foundation.

01:18:25.740 The invention?

01:18:26.960 A piece of technology so small, it can be inserted into food without being noticed.

01:18:31.280 They called it the P-chip.

01:18:33.260 A microtransponder.

01:18:34.760 First tested on lab mice.

01:18:36.360 Here's how it...

01:18:37.160 What is this cadence anyway, though?

01:18:39.120 I don't know.

01:18:39.680 He's kind of autistic, but he's doing like his best impression of a news anchorman, which 0.98

01:18:45.740 me, having no experience ever doing it before, does a better job.

01:18:50.420 This guy owns a news network.

01:18:52.580 It's weird.

01:18:53.500 It's a really weird cadence.

01:18:54.980 But I don't hate it.

01:18:56.520 I don't hate it. 0.99

01:18:57.260 I see Incarnate Unlimited says his cadence sucks. 0.89

01:19:00.120 I kind of like it because it's so bad. 0.87

01:19:03.180 AI could be AI.

01:19:04.400 But what he's saying here is he is claiming that there are little itty bitty microscopic

01:19:10.060 microchips inside of your Pepsi and Coca-Cola.

01:19:14.960 And you drink a lot of that.

01:19:16.220 I like Coke.

01:19:16.880 I haven't drank much lately.

01:19:19.120 Top drinks, hella Coke.

01:19:19.960 How do you know, Z-Man?

01:19:21.140 Mind your business, bro.

01:19:22.600 Yeah.

01:19:23.000 Mind it.

01:19:23.480 He's correct.

01:19:24.720 Mind it.

01:19:25.280 Stop watching what I do.

01:19:26.420 Yeah, but Z-Man is correct. 1.00

01:19:27.520 You do drink a lot of Coke.

01:19:28.260 Watch what you do.

01:19:29.760 All right?

01:19:30.340 Yeah.

01:19:30.640 Well, we're on a show that he's watching.

01:19:33.140 So he has to...

01:19:34.460 But you see me drink a lot of LeCroix.

01:19:36.620 LeCroix.

01:19:37.180 LeCroix.

01:19:38.100 Yeah.

01:19:38.500 In coffee.

01:19:39.200 Works.

01:19:40.040 The chip is no bigger than a grain of sand, just 500 micrometers across.

01:19:44.520 Yet it carries a unique ID code, permanently etched into its silicon core.

01:19:48.680 It's powered not by batteries, but by light.

01:19:51.380 When here's where the modulated lays a tiny photodiode inside...

01:19:54.540 I just...

01:19:55.020 I mean, maybe, maybe, but I don't know.

01:19:59.320 Probably.

01:20:00.160 G. Lauro says soda is disgusting.

01:20:03.140 I beg to differ.

01:20:05.200 Fanta's orange soda crushes.

01:20:07.240 Also, Fanta has a pineapple soda.

01:20:09.320 Soda's good.

01:20:10.380 Soda's good.

01:20:11.060 Pineapple soda.

01:20:12.020 I don't have it because I'm not an idiot, but I won't deny that it tastes good.

01:20:16.940 All right. 0.98

01:20:17.120 Well, we have black content from messages from mom.

01:20:19.820 Black content? 0.97

01:20:21.000 Messages from mom.

01:20:23.000 Yeah.

01:20:23.240 Black content. 0.98

01:20:24.180 What's this mean?

01:20:25.460 Let's find out.

01:20:27.740 Yeah.

01:20:27.880 Everyone who is celebrating Charlie Kirk's death, that is happy about it.

01:20:33.260 That is saying he was a racist.

01:20:36.020 This is your counterpart right here.

01:20:39.060 You can't tell me that this is not demonic.

01:20:42.380 Hell is celebrating.

01:20:44.360 You're happy about it.

01:20:46.500 What are you in agreement with?

01:20:48.700 These demons.

01:20:49.580 And I think the devil...

01:20:50.780 All right.

01:20:51.160 Wait, I mean... 0.91

01:20:51.820 Who the hell is this guy?

01:20:52.820 This is the guy from Patrick Pet David. 0.64

01:20:54.560 But it's just like, you know, this is not what I'm here for.

01:20:57.280 Wait, I don't want this.

01:20:58.520 We don't want anything like...

01:21:00.080 It's a flop.

01:21:01.120 It's a flop, mom.

01:21:01.940 It's a flop from mom.

01:21:03.240 You know...

01:21:03.940 It's fine.

01:21:04.680 She's two for three. 0.98

01:21:06.000 Two for three.

01:21:07.020 I'd say.

01:21:07.760 I'll allow it.

01:21:08.740 And we might have to cut her off before she really flops further. 1.00

01:21:13.280 Yeah.

01:21:13.680 If she has three consecutive flops, we got to then do a public vote whether or not we continue

01:21:19.820 messages from mom this episode.

01:21:21.460 Oh, she's going to... 0.89

01:21:22.460 This is going to flop, but let's let it...

01:21:24.000 This is going to flop?

01:21:24.780 Let it rip.

01:21:25.460 Another flopper.

01:21:26.700 All right.

01:21:27.060 Maybe she's... 0.87

01:21:27.560 Maybe she's batting 50%. 0.99

01:21:28.660 Let's see.

01:21:30.280 What do we got here?

01:21:30.740 Friendly neighborhood patriot.

01:21:32.420 Can't.

01:21:33.300 Dude.

01:21:34.540 You got it.

01:21:35.320 Is this a real thing?

01:21:37.400 I can't even...

01:21:38.680 Here's one episode of how terrorism really works.

01:21:42.360 First off, our terrorist group needs a scary name.

01:21:45.960 Can you say L-C-I-A-D-A?

01:21:47.960 Now let's say the green piece here.

01:21:50.780 This is just...

01:21:51.600 This is just brain rot goyslot stuff.

01:21:54.380 Oh, this is...

01:21:55.860 This is mama flopster. 1.00

01:21:58.740 All right.

01:21:59.220 One more.

01:21:59.780 She's 50-50.

01:22:00.580 We're going to give her a tiebreaker. 1.00

01:22:01.720 If this is more bullshit... 1.00

01:22:02.800 We'll go to a vote after it if she flops this again. 1.00

01:22:06.220 I mean, if this is more...

01:22:06.880 Why is everybody so ethnic? 1.00

01:22:09.140 I don't understand.

01:22:10.120 It's just...

01:22:10.520 She's ethnic.

01:22:11.260 All right.

01:22:11.600 Here we go.

01:22:12.120 Let's see.

01:22:13.420 I can't hear you.

01:22:14.460 I can't hear you.

01:22:21.100 50 states, one Israel. 0.92

01:22:23.580 What is that?

01:22:24.820 This is interesting.

01:22:25.860 This is interesting.

01:22:26.640 I do want to know about this.

01:22:27.820 I saw this peripherally, but I wasn't aware of what it was.

01:22:32.120 He's going to do it.

01:22:32.680 But 50 states, one Israel. 0.99

01:22:34.460 That's a weird thing to say, isn't it?

01:22:36.800 Mm-hmm.

01:22:39.500 So I want to hear it.

01:22:41.120 Okay.

01:22:41.400 We'll hear more of it right now.

01:22:43.200 Here we go.

01:22:46.580 Well, the state of Israel just posted this on their Instagram a few hours ago.

01:22:50.380 Quote, the 50 states, one Israel delegation has landed in Israel.

01:22:54.800 250 American legislators will spend the coming week in Israel and experience it as it truly

01:23:00.420 is by doing this kind of thing, which I guess is required for all U.S. government officials.

01:23:05.880 Okay.

01:23:06.400 I just want to point out to everybody that since Charlie Kirk was assassinated on September 10th,

01:23:10.540 the U.S. government has blocked the Epstein files release.

01:23:14.100 Yeah, but he's quoting Ryan Dawson now. 0.98

01:23:16.120 Ooh, gay. 1.00

01:23:17.740 That's not, hey, that's not your mom's fault. 0.99

01:23:19.600 It's not my mom's fault. 0.90

01:23:20.400 She doesn't know that Ryan Dawson's gay.

01:23:23.080 I'm just saying.

01:23:24.460 It's not voting well.

01:23:25.600 If I see it, I discard it.

01:23:27.620 Okay.

01:23:28.080 Passed an amendment that banned the Pentagon from boycotting Israel, proposed a bill for

01:23:32.640 Marco Rubio to revoke passports for critics of Israel.

01:23:36.200 The House also approved $650 million for Israel's missile defense.

01:23:40.880 And as you just saw there, Marco Rubio visited Israel.

01:23:43.980 And now, once again, there are 250 legislators in Israel. 0.99

01:23:47.180 That bitch right there? 1.00

01:23:47.700 Liz Crokin? 1.00

01:23:49.660 I don't trust her worth a shit. 0.99

01:23:51.080 She's like the Q lady, right? 1.00

01:23:52.120 She's the QAnon lady. 1.00

01:23:53.260 She was one of the people most involved with it.

01:23:55.900 I had a brief dialogue with her when I was doing Where I Belong.

01:24:00.800 I almost got her on the show because back at that time, QAnon hadn't gotten the legs.

01:24:05.620 Now she's like a big deal. 0.95

01:24:07.300 But Where I Belong was a terrible show that nobody watched, and she was almost willing to

01:24:11.220 do that.

01:24:12.120 And I'm glad that I didn't have her on the show because to tell you the truth, I did one

01:24:15.320 QAnon episode on Where I Belong.

01:24:17.400 And then for the first time ever, people started listening.

01:24:21.980 Yeah.

01:24:22.200 And I started getting emails.

01:24:24.320 You're talking about a show that nobody listened to at all.

01:24:26.940 If like 30 people listened to an episode.

01:24:29.220 You should have went full-blown Q.

01:24:31.360 No, no.

01:24:31.940 Because I was like, this is weird.

01:24:33.780 All right.

01:24:34.040 Listen, I'd say this was a neutral from mom.

01:24:37.620 Fine, fine.

01:24:38.220 Yeah, we get it.

01:24:38.760 They kissed the wall in Israel.

01:24:40.500 We like Jew stuff, so you did that, and that's fine. 1.00

01:24:43.740 All right.

01:24:43.900 What's this?

01:24:44.220 This one's a banger.

01:24:45.240 But we're doing blaps. 0.98

01:24:46.540 This one's going to be a banger for sure.

01:24:48.320 Okay.

01:24:48.680 This is going to be your tiebreaker, and then we have to go on to something else because

01:24:52.140 I have a hard out.

01:24:54.460 I don't know what this is, but I like it.

01:24:56.420 Let's take bets.

01:24:57.140 Does he talk? 0.99

01:24:58.900 Oh, he's black. 1.00

01:25:00.560 So, yeah. 0.93

01:25:01.520 Or does he just point?

01:25:02.500 Because a lot of white dudes would be like. 0.89

01:25:05.280 Well, black people do that, too. 0.56

01:25:06.380 They'd be like. 0.97

01:25:08.320 This guy.

01:25:09.160 All right.

01:25:09.400 All right.

01:25:09.640 Well, I'm going.

01:25:10.660 He's going to talk because they can't not talk.

01:25:14.360 It's like he's watching a movie.

01:25:15.660 He has to talk.

01:25:16.300 I say he doesn't talk.

01:25:17.200 I say he goes.

01:25:17.980 All right.

01:25:18.720 Just shakes his head.

01:25:19.780 Here we go. 0.85

01:25:20.420 Is there a black person here?

01:25:21.960 What did you just say? 0.82

01:25:23.500 He ain't talking.

01:25:24.380 He ain't talking.

01:25:25.100 You're so right.

01:25:25.340 You're so right.

01:25:26.120 You're so right, dude.

01:25:27.360 You're so right.

01:25:28.180 Here we go.

01:25:28.720 Is there a black person here?

01:25:30.260 Do you have a question?

01:25:33.780 Yeah.

01:25:34.580 Yeah.

01:25:35.080 Is there a black person here?

01:25:37.200 Chip, why are you asking that?

01:25:39.300 Janice said there was one in here.

01:25:41.020 Came to check.

01:25:41.960 There's a white person here, too.

01:25:43.920 I don't need one of those.

01:25:45.840 Chip, please stop what you're doing.

01:25:48.140 What's the big deal? 0.75

01:25:49.020 I'm just trying to find the black person here. 0.89

01:25:51.080 Well, you found her.

01:25:52.500 Okay.

01:25:52.760 You got her today.

01:25:53.620 Okay.

01:25:53.900 Give me a seat.

01:25:54.660 Let me set my sparkling down.

01:25:56.060 Oh, here it is.

01:25:56.960 Oh, we're drinking the same water, Lou. 0.99

01:25:58.660 Shout out to that black lady. 1.00

01:25:59.820 I'm just saying, is there a black person in here? 0.96

01:26:04.400 Yeah.

01:26:05.080 Yeah.

01:26:05.500 Success.

01:26:08.820 Okay.

01:26:09.280 Fine, mom.

01:26:09.980 That's pretty funny.

01:26:10.780 Is this a bad?

01:26:11.820 You got it, though. 0.98

01:26:12.420 That black guy didn't talk at all. 1.00

01:26:14.000 He didn't talk at all. 0.99

01:26:14.820 He didn't.

01:26:15.180 He just reacted.

01:26:16.240 We nailed it.

01:26:17.080 That was good.

01:26:17.880 We nailed it.

01:26:18.280 Oh, I see where you're trying to shift gears to.

01:26:20.680 We're shifting gears.

01:26:21.580 All right.

01:26:21.880 Fine.

01:26:22.400 Everyone go subscribe to the Reverend Bucktoosh.

01:26:25.120 She's almost at 666 followers.

01:26:27.760 Hey, that was messages from mom.

01:26:29.720 Messages from mom.

01:26:31.440 Now we're going to hear from the Reverend Bucktoosh.

01:26:33.120 Jesus, we haven't visited her in a while.

01:26:34.580 We were worried.

01:26:35.280 I haven't seen her in some time.

01:26:37.440 Eager to see what she's up to these days.

01:26:39.860 Eager to see how she took the death of Charlie Kirk.

01:26:42.500 Is there any videos on that?

01:26:43.560 Oh, good point.

01:26:44.680 Has she stopped posting?

01:26:46.980 Looks like the last one was three months ago.

01:26:49.160 No, maybe she's had some lives.

01:26:50.980 She's updated her profile picture through a pentagram.

01:26:54.400 That's important.

01:26:55.240 Yeah.

01:26:55.680 Oh, no, that's old.

01:26:56.800 No, that's it.

01:26:57.280 Looks like she went three months ago.

01:26:59.660 Is that when Tower Gang stopped?

01:27:00.840 Wow.

01:27:01.480 Maybe.

01:27:01.800 Wait a second. 1.00

01:27:04.200 When she stopped Tower Gang, when you stopped Tower Gang, she stopped, uh, damn. 1.00

01:27:08.800 Wow. 0.99

01:27:09.380 Was this lady, the only reason she was a Satanist was to spite Tower Gang? 1.00

01:27:13.940 No, I mean, she did a couple more.

01:27:15.580 And then I guess she realized, like, these guys ain't coming back.

01:27:17.480 I mean, this is, so this is Tower Gang lore.

01:27:19.640 For those of you that don't know, you guys somehow stumbled upon, well, you stumbled upon, really,

01:27:23.940 this Toad doppelganger.

01:27:27.220 This female version of Toad looks exactly the same. 0.93

01:27:32.940 Believe it or not, this bald thing with a goatee is actually a woman. 1.00

01:27:36.920 And, uh...

01:27:37.480 To be honest, this feels a little risky.

01:27:39.780 You think so?

01:27:40.620 Why is it risky?

01:27:41.340 I mean, with their proclivity of what they've been doing lately.

01:27:44.100 Well, who, who, who, who, this?

01:27:47.840 Well, I mean...

01:27:48.620 No, she's not gonna shoot anybody in the neck. 0.98

01:27:50.120 Yeah, I know, but her boyfriend.

01:27:52.000 What have they been doing?

01:27:52.840 I don't know anything about her boyfriend.

01:27:54.100 What have the boyfriends been up to? 1.00

01:27:55.440 Blapping that bald ass. 1.00

01:27:57.100 What are you talking about? 1.00

01:27:58.000 The boyfriend's been up to some weird stuff lately, man.

01:28:00.200 Has he?

01:28:00.640 I don't know that.

01:28:01.280 Not this boyfriend.

01:28:02.320 I'm saying the boyfriends of, of these in general.

01:28:06.840 I mean, they've been up to something weird the whole time. 0.98

01:28:08.460 They're having sex with ladies that look like men. 0.99

01:28:10.340 Good point. 0.99

01:28:10.920 Let's watch, let's watch her latest.

01:28:12.400 It's not a departure.

01:28:13.300 I really hope she's doing more stuff.

01:28:15.800 This is a video of her.

01:28:17.360 But it's only 14 seconds.

01:28:19.100 Well, we'll, let's see.

01:28:20.040 What a large...

01:28:22.920 Go ahead.

01:28:26.560 What is it?

01:28:27.300 Ah, you did...

01:28:28.520 Internet, that...

01:28:29.920 Going on there.

01:28:35.540 She's just riding... 1.00

01:28:38.500 Ugh.

01:28:39.340 Looks like Toad.

01:28:40.120 It looks...

01:28:40.960 Looks just like Toad.

01:28:44.420 Well, you know what, though?

01:28:45.320 We're hoping for better content.

01:28:46.760 She's also built backwards.

01:28:47.920 Yeah, I mean, she's got a... 0.95

01:28:49.160 She's built a cat. 0.97

01:28:49.740 She adopted a cat.

01:28:51.260 I'm just...

01:28:51.540 I'm happy.

01:28:52.340 I'm happy for her.

01:28:53.600 She seems to be doing, you know...

01:28:55.440 Well, maybe that was it.

01:28:56.240 She adopted a cat.

01:28:57.180 And cats do have a way of healing people.

01:29:00.500 And she could have put this all to rest after the cat.

01:29:03.680 Yeah.

01:29:04.080 All right.

01:29:04.540 Well, you know, that was a flop.

01:29:07.180 How much more time do we have?

01:29:08.680 Oh, my God.

01:29:09.360 You got to go, like, now?

01:29:10.740 I got no more time.

01:29:11.940 Dude, come on.

01:29:12.900 We're going to end on that butthole of a thing? 0.88

01:29:16.180 All right.

01:29:16.780 Guys, if you want one more messages from Mom, we can do that.

01:29:20.580 Guys, what do you think?

01:29:21.460 We're not going to...

01:29:22.520 Oh, my God.

01:29:23.180 Bucktooth Jesus got raptured.

01:29:25.060 We got blab-shared. 0.85

01:29:26.220 Oh, blab-shared! 0.88

01:29:27.600 Oh, by the way, guys...

01:29:29.480 Oh! 0.60

01:29:31.180 We have a banger from Mom.

01:29:32.460 Oh, she loves this.

01:29:35.280 She likes this.

01:29:36.220 She loves this.

01:29:36.960 This is...

01:29:37.340 She loves this.

01:29:37.960 Oh, wait, Nancy. 0.71

01:29:38.520 Can you play the sound?

01:29:39.260 You didn't play the sound for him.

01:29:40.440 I played the sound.

01:29:41.080 It's disrespectful if you don't play the sound.

01:29:42.520 I just did.

01:29:43.780 I didn't hear it.

01:29:44.560 I talked over it, Nancy.

01:29:45.560 Come on.

01:29:47.000 Oh, wow.

01:29:47.640 You screamed real loud.

01:29:49.180 All right.

01:29:49.640 That's for you.

01:29:50.600 There's the sound.

01:29:51.020 Three days of darkness.

01:29:52.240 Eminent.

01:29:52.880 Strange dream.

01:29:53.860 This is right up my mom's alley.

01:29:56.560 This is right up my alley for messages from Mom.

01:30:01.980 Yeah, this is perfect.

01:30:02.960 This is actual.

01:30:04.400 And today, I just wanted to report a dream.

01:30:10.680 All right.

01:30:11.060 Go ahead.

01:30:12.000 He wanted to report it.

01:30:15.360 I thought it was very interesting to those who might be looking for something happening

01:30:18.720 in September here.

01:30:19.800 So this is what happened in the dream, okay?

01:30:21.640 What I saw in the dream was I saw the calendar for next week, which is 21, 22, 23, 24.

01:30:26.860 And I saw that 21 and 22, there was this big, huge darkness over it.

01:30:30.840 And also on the 23rd, there was also some darkness over it.

01:30:33.740 Then all of a sudden, I saw the number 1, 31 p.m.

01:30:37.540 Now, I knew that this was on September 23rd, 2025.

01:30:40.460 And so what I did was with that number after I woke up from that dream, I just put it in

01:30:44.300 this world time conversion.

01:30:46.460 And these are kind of the times that...

01:30:47.960 I like that we're watching this after the day.

01:30:50.020 Yeah. 1.00

01:30:50.380 So it's like this guy, we're just like, what a dumbass. 1.00

01:30:52.820 What a stupid dream you had. 1.00

01:30:53.860 It's been so bright out. 1.00

01:30:54.880 All right, let's see what kind of fake dream you had.

01:30:57.780 It's coming up for other places like New York, California, Los Angeles, Honolulu, London,

01:31:03.040 Paris, and Israel, and Nigeria, all these other places, okay? 0.86

01:31:06.440 And so the thing is that if you guys want to check it out, now, the thing is that I'm

01:31:08.840 not saying that this is the exact time of the rapture or anything like that, that people

01:31:12.920 are expecting on the 23rd or 24th.

01:31:14.700 But this is just a dream I had.

01:31:16.180 And maybe these numbers, they mean something to somebody out there, okay?

01:31:18.720 As a person who's had some prophetic dreams, this could be prophetic, but I'm not saying

01:31:22.860 that it is, you know?

01:31:24.100 I'm just, you know, I need to just take a look at it myself.

01:31:26.880 That was very interesting.

01:31:28.100 Like I said, I saw 21, which is the Sunday and the 27th.

01:31:31.100 So it's just numerology now.

01:31:32.680 I hate it. 1.00

01:31:34.080 Fuck. 1.00

01:31:34.740 All right. 1.00

01:31:35.020 You know what?

01:31:35.680 Can we play the other Nephilim News Network clip that we made?

01:31:39.180 Because we never played it.

01:31:39.940 We'll do one more.

01:31:40.040 We'll do one more.

01:31:40.620 We'll do one more.

01:31:40.900 Okay.

01:31:41.140 But I want to play that one for people because I thought it was good.

01:31:43.640 Well, we're going to, we have to post it on, uh, on here somehow.

01:31:46.600 No, I mean the other.

01:31:47.860 Do we like this?

01:31:49.000 Maha, the Trojan horse. 0.71

01:31:50.040 I don't like it.

01:31:50.840 No, it's bad.

01:31:51.820 It's a bad one.

01:31:52.920 Maha.

01:31:53.360 I don't want to hear Maha.

01:31:54.800 I don't want to hear that.

01:31:55.640 I don't want to hear it at all.

01:31:56.620 This one's not available.

01:31:57.560 Oh my God.

01:31:57.800 The content's not available.

01:31:59.040 Can you find the Nephilim News Network one with the parasite?

01:32:01.840 Because we haven't played that one on the show.

01:32:03.620 Okay.

01:32:04.440 And we're not going to watch this.

01:32:05.660 And then we'll end it.

01:32:06.220 What does this say?

01:32:07.060 I don't know.

01:32:07.560 This guy's wearing a du-wreck though.

01:32:10.220 All right.

01:32:10.780 Fine, fine, fine, fine, fine, fine, fine, fine.

01:32:12.660 And then maybe we'll end it on that one.

01:32:15.120 Here we go.

01:32:18.720 Put my life on the line.

01:32:20.280 You know, I'm not saying this in the comfort of my home.

01:32:23.640 I'm not saying this, you know, in the comfort of my lab or anything.

01:32:27.980 I'm saying this out of survival.

01:32:32.120 Patriot's free fighter?

01:32:33.440 That's not even on 6G.

01:33:01.000 And the LDA, the lethal dose.

01:33:06.140 Who's breathing?

01:33:06.960 Who's breathing?

01:33:07.520 What's going on?

01:33:09.640 This guy with the do-rag, he just stepped off screen. 0.97

01:33:13.340 This is what boomers watch. 0.97

01:33:15.020 By the way, is this guy doing a podcast like Patriot's Street Fighter?

01:33:18.820 Is this a show?

01:33:20.300 And you just, and you call the dude from prison.

01:33:22.320 And this guy is giving you this gripping testimony about how all the sickness is caused by 5G.

01:33:28.160 And you've stepped off screen to like do a lot of cocaine or something.

01:33:32.200 The bottom, they've got a, they have their plugs for Masterpiece product at MasterpieceMPHCS.com.

01:33:39.140 Dude, what a bold thing.

01:33:40.880 Eliminate those spike proteins.

01:33:43.380 Let's see.

01:33:43.660 Imagine telling somebody that.

01:33:44.840 Like, you know those spike proteins? 1.00

01:33:46.100 You better fucking eliminate them. 0.99

01:33:47.300 And I got just the way to do it. 1.00

01:33:48.720 Let's see what they're saying.

01:33:49.820 Gigahertz and up.

01:33:51.420 It takes 100% of the people out.

01:33:54.280 They can do it gradually.

01:33:56.420 They can say it incubates for 7 to 14 days.

01:34:02.100 That's not true.

01:34:03.520 Why is my mom sending me this?

01:34:04.640 It incubates depending on if they just keep, you know, increasing the frequency gradually.

01:34:08.960 Did he say blapping?

01:34:10.060 And what happens is it throws the body.

01:34:12.180 Where is the other guy?

01:34:13.640 He literally, I don't understand.

01:34:15.560 It's like if we were doing a podcast and we had a guest and both of us got up to go to the

01:34:18.700 bathroom.

01:34:19.300 Yeah.

01:34:19.920 So the guy's not just me cutting meat or something in the other room.

01:34:24.080 What do you sound like?

01:34:24.660 He's just breathing off camera.

01:34:27.840 What is happening?

01:34:29.160 Content.

01:34:30.520 The doctor said I need a black theotomy.

01:34:34.300 Because of reverse polarity, the symptoms, you know, of, you know, encephalitis.

01:34:42.000 He's going to be like, are you there?

01:34:44.460 It's one of the major causes of death.

01:34:47.060 It's caused by radiation poisoning.

01:34:49.960 Listen to me.

01:34:50.960 This is not a virus.

01:34:52.800 This is direct assault.

01:34:54.760 YouTube. 1.00

01:34:55.520 I understand why you don't let this shit on your platform. 1.00

01:34:57.940 I get it. 0.99

01:34:58.320 This isn't us.

01:34:59.100 Yeah.

01:34:59.440 We're watching the video.

01:35:00.580 We never even got to talk about Tylenol creating autism.

01:35:03.900 We're reasonable people.

01:35:05.020 Well, we have tomorrow, Thursday.

01:35:09.320 Well, we're supposed to do Chronicles tomorrow.

01:35:11.420 We do whatever we want.

01:35:12.560 We can do whatever we want.

01:35:13.700 I forgot about that.

01:35:14.620 We do whatever we want.

01:35:15.760 Can we play?

01:35:16.520 No.

01:35:17.000 I wanted to play the thingy.

01:35:18.200 We do whatever we want.

01:35:18.880 I wanted to show the other Nephilim. 1.00

01:35:20.860 We do.

01:35:22.040 We do.

01:35:23.940 You want to show it?

01:35:24.880 Yeah.

01:35:25.060 I want to show it.

01:35:26.800 I thought it was good.

01:35:28.860 It was good.

01:35:29.560 And we haven't shown it.

01:35:31.080 Yeah.

01:35:31.460 We didn't show it.

01:35:32.340 You did good.

01:35:33.540 It was fine.

01:35:34.060 I thought it was good.

01:35:34.940 All right.

01:35:35.200 Just give me a second.

01:35:35.820 I'll pull this up.

01:35:36.580 All right.

01:35:36.600 Pull it up.

01:35:37.340 We did another skit.

01:35:39.140 It's a skit, right?

01:35:41.100 Yeah.

01:35:41.500 I guess technically that's what we do now.

01:35:43.640 Does this make us, if we're doing sketch comedy.

01:35:46.960 Does this make us Kimmel's?

01:35:48.960 Are we comedians?

01:35:50.980 Yeah.

01:35:52.220 I would say.

01:35:52.880 We're comedians now.

01:35:53.580 You know what?

01:35:54.040 Let's put mine up against yours.

01:35:56.260 Well, yours was very funny.

01:35:58.000 Yeah, but yours was, you tried.

01:36:01.020 Here we go.

01:36:01.540 What?

01:36:02.880 Is this mine? 0.98

01:36:04.060 Good evening, retards. 1.00

01:36:15.800 A Panamanian man has been going viral across social media after recovering a crashed meteor. 0.94

01:36:20.800 I love looking.

01:36:21.360 The meteor seemed to be infested with a mysterious black goo-like substance.

01:36:25.940 The man decided to capture the substance and put it in a small safe.

01:36:31.080 And over the course of a few days, the substance grew to an enormous size.

01:36:35.860 What was once the size of a small potato is now roughly the size of a house cat.

01:36:40.180 And it has begun to speak.

01:36:42.680 Telepathically.

01:36:43.240 It's David's actual cat.

01:36:44.240 But what is it saying, you ask?

01:36:46.840 It has one message. 0.94

01:36:48.800 Kill conservative commentator Charlie Kirk. 0.99

01:36:52.580 But Raymond, Charlie Kirk is already dead. 0.96

01:36:55.080 You're correct. 0.94

01:36:56.680 But the parasite didn't know that. 0.94

01:36:59.880 Our sources have provided us with a direct quote from the parasite. 0.95

01:37:03.680 And it is as follows.

01:37:05.620 It is hard traveling light years across the galaxy.

01:37:08.920 A little flat.

01:37:09.700 Far from home and your loved ones.

01:37:12.380 On a mission of grand importance.

01:37:15.320 Only to find out that someone else has already completed that mission.

01:37:20.040 Sources say that the parasite has now shifted its view to an even bolder mission.

01:37:27.760 Finding out who killed Charlie Kirk.

01:37:31.500 You want to know why everybody's all talking about Israel? 0.76

01:37:34.220 It's because Israel and the Jews are contrary to all men. 1.00

01:37:40.060 Oh, it seems as though we've lost the parasite. 1.00

01:37:43.600 Bad signal, as it were.

01:37:46.520 As soon as we get him back, we'll return.

01:37:48.440 Let's go back to you, Todd Lawson.

01:37:50.660 We here at Nephilim News Network are extremely disturbed by anti-Semitic remarks.

01:37:55.320 We condemn in the strongest terms possible any anti-Semitic remarks.

01:37:59.480 We apologize on behalf of our sponsors.

01:38:02.420 Shareholders.

01:38:03.420 Women. 0.81

01:38:04.720 Children.

01:38:05.760 Pets.

01:38:06.520 Parents.

01:38:07.260 Stakeholders.

01:38:08.920 Family.

01:38:11.540 God, it was bad.

01:38:13.500 It was okay.

01:38:14.420 It was all right.

01:38:15.200 I think Nancy was playing.

01:38:16.640 Nancy, were you playing the music to the lute, the music to wrap it up?

01:38:22.400 No.

01:38:23.520 Oh, what was that about?

01:38:25.320 That was a super chat.

01:38:27.760 Oh, okay.

01:38:28.940 Super chat.

01:38:29.440 What do we what do we got?

01:38:31.280 Richard Wrinkle says, before you go, can David tell us about a dream?

01:38:36.580 No.

01:38:37.620 No, I can't.

01:38:38.580 I had a dream recently.

01:38:40.300 I had a dream recently.

01:38:41.280 Thank you, Nancy.

01:38:41.900 All right.

01:38:42.240 So we'll just tell the dream.

01:38:43.860 All right.

01:38:45.020 I have to remember it.

01:38:46.040 Wait, wait, wait.

01:38:46.980 Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

01:38:48.420 Me and you were.

01:38:49.340 The greatest hypnotist on planet Earth is a oblong box in the corner of the room.

01:38:56.080 It is constantly telling us what to believe is real.

01:38:59.440 You can persuade us that what they see with their eyes is what there is to see.

01:39:05.700 You know, because they'll see the face of an expedition that portrays the bigger picture of what's happening.

01:39:13.600 And they have.

01:39:15.500 And they have.

01:39:17.500 And they have.

01:39:18.880 They have.

01:39:23.160 You know, they O kingdom.

01:39:26.820 You know, they have.

Nephilim Death Squad - October 04, 2025

Blapface - Jimmy Kimmel Cries On Air： Neph 2 America

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