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00:01:28.080 welcome back ladies and gentlemen to another episode of weird put your hands down nds chronicles

00:01:46.340 i feel uh the show where we read your paranormal testimonies uncomfortable

00:01:52.060 put your hands down i am david lee corvo aka the raven that is top lobster the father of

00:01:58.340 disinformation uh you should keep your hands up the whole episode i couldn't do it more than i'm

00:02:03.620 doing it right now i got it there i gotta bring them down um what should we say first if you want

00:02:09.560 to submit uh your own spooky story do it at chronicles what's our email uh chronicles and

00:02:18.260 nancy what's the email nancy knows

00:02:21.540 man it's rough out here today dog she doesn't know maybe we maybe we didn't add her to the stage

00:02:29.740 no she knows she's just not nancy what's the email

00:02:32.380 oh my god it's unbelievable she's here i swear to god join the patreon patreon.com forward slash

00:02:43.700 nephilim death squad sign up for whatever tier you'd like because at some point maybe around

00:02:47.700 the half an hour mark we're gonna go live exclusively to patreon.com forward slash

00:02:51.000 nephilim death squad you can continue enjoying these spooky stories engaging in the live chat

00:02:56.320 all of that and more like this i walked away sorry what she walked away it's like she waits for us for

00:03:05.200 a full hour oh my god this is why i wait the show's starting time to walk away oh the noodles are burning

00:03:11.220 and the noodles are burning that's not right uh we wait so long because i know she's not on her

00:03:17.720 game so give her some time yeah you have to give her a lot of time a lot of time to percolate yeah

00:03:21.640 let her get ready she's like you though like you know how you have to wait until it's down to the wire

00:03:26.780 to do a thing like the very last second and then you're like all right it's time to do something

00:03:30.340 she's like that too but sell some t-shirts she's got to run away buy a t-shirt dot com

00:03:35.080 which one of these things are spooky you know what it doesn't even matter we're selling a t-shirt

00:03:40.860 today that you can't buy in stores oh is it this one can i hold it up i'll show it up here's the

00:03:45.860 only way to buy it guys look at this shirt it's the tish bite uh this is a shirt for the standard

00:03:52.440 coffee shop for our very own sweet sweet matthew uh who we do our uh book of daniel bible study with

00:03:58.680 and that's going to come to honestly it sounds like he's trying to ditch our bible study is he

00:04:01.920 really it's it feels that he doesn't want to do it anymore he's like he's like oh it'd be totally

00:04:06.220 cool like when i do the bible study and then like like basically inferring like he doesn't have to do

00:04:11.960 it with us anymore and i was like no no that's not like oh yeah he's like so i'll be busy yeah with

00:04:16.800 like the book of acts and i was like we're talking about the book of daniel yeah well he just got through

00:04:20.740 it with those kids so he's like no desire to do it he said something like oh i'm like really drilling

00:04:25.380 down with the book of acts with the other crew and i was who's the other crews you know the

00:04:29.660 construction the ones that i actually like he's like i like the construct this is how he he called

00:04:34.040 them the homies he did right and he was like and he was alluding to the idea that we weren't the

00:04:39.640 homies so he's like yeah i do a bible study with the homies and two separate groups of homies well he

00:04:44.740 didn't make it sound like that sound like he had homies and then it was us whatever we are a homie a's

00:04:49.540 homies b or b maybe maybe even c i think we're probably d list home it's fine it's fine though

00:04:56.340 but yeah you can go to the standard coffee shop and get that right now and then uh maybe maybe later

00:05:00.500 i'll make it available on my shop at the tish bite or whatever else you want to do nancy

00:05:05.060 the email's at the bottom now so there it is yeah tell the people where they could email us nancy

00:05:10.260 she wrote she's

00:05:16.020 chroniclesnds at gmail.com okay what are you doing nancy that's not even what it says there's very

00:05:25.300 uses it's chronicles at nephilimdeathsquad.com but yeah you could do you do both of those um

00:05:31.340 i feel like she's just disrespecting us what are you doing nance

00:05:34.220 nothing oh my god oh mysterious nancy this is crazy all right um so we're going to read some

00:05:44.540 stories no two announcements chronicles at nephilimdeathsquad.com submit your uh spooky

00:05:51.420 schizophrenic stories there we'll read them on the show october 30th which is the day that three-eye

00:05:56.700 atlas is going to probably you know pass in front of the sun and release drones and kill us um we're

00:06:00.860 going to carry on as if that's not going to happen and we'll be doing a live stream with frank of the

00:06:06.840 quite frankly show it is our halloween it's mischief night technically what's that mean i don't really

00:06:12.660 know i'm just saying that's the night that's the night where that's what we're gonna do some we're

00:06:16.540 gonna do some mischief frank just said that he just gave it a name like he's like making shit up

00:06:22.040 again no no the day before halloween is called mischief night oh i thought halloween was the 30th

00:06:27.840 31st is halloween mischief night is the 30th we're gonna be doing a live uh chronicles crossover

00:06:35.140 with frank to his audience to our audience um this is gonna be for the poors too right we were

00:06:41.000 feeling a little generous that day and um so what i'm getting at is since we're gonna be reading

00:06:45.640 schizophrenic spooky stories if you got a banger if you've been sitting on it don't make it 15 pages

00:06:51.340 long don't do that don't do that yeah be concise to the point yeah because we get you know but if

00:06:59.080 you have a crazy story you want to tell us type it up submit it to us we'll read it on air if it's a

00:07:04.340 banger we're gonna save it for that day and it's gonna be real fun so uh it'll be the dangerous

00:07:09.820 retards overlapping with the frankleys it's gonna be a good time are you excited for that nancy you're

00:07:14.860 gonna be there or do you plan on doing not she's not gonna be there okay well because i know

00:07:20.580 mischief night is a big night for nancy uh that's where she crawls around you know because uh with

00:07:28.900 their long fingers and uh and and cast curse on people uh you know and i know that's a big deal

00:07:36.440 mischief night is an important she's leaving that behind nancy has not written to us uh for chronicles

00:07:42.420 which is a little bit concerning a little concerning because i know damn well i know she's got some stuff

00:07:47.660 to tell us but like she's just like nancy do you have good stories no okay that's a lie she'll read

00:07:56.740 all your super chats though if you have super chats during this yeah you could do that which reminds me

00:08:00.980 uh given our track record with reading we should probably get into it uh so let's see nancy do you

00:08:07.120 have any recommendations on where we're going to start with the spooky stories today uh nine six

00:08:12.720 sour diesel demon oh that's like a sour diesel demon i used to uh we used to get weed and we

00:08:21.520 would be like this is sour diesel or this is um jack herrera purple haze or um uh sometimes if it

00:08:30.220 allegedly had cocaine in it we'd say this is called white rhino and there was never any way to verify

00:08:35.600 any of those things at all like i i remember just getting like this is sour diesel and then like

00:08:42.060 a couple of months later like this is sour and i'm like this looks totally different than the last

00:08:45.960 shit that we had uh and that's the beautiful thing about selling drugs is you could just say

00:08:50.600 whatever you want you just make shit up all right here we go sour diesel demon it says uh greetings

00:08:57.960 top and raven my name is justin greetings hello justin hello justin oh you're gonna bring it up on the

00:09:02.780 big screen that's nice you want to read it this way better we could do that that's fine we could

00:09:05.660 put it over our screen who cares we don't need to see ourselves well i like it to look at us

00:09:09.580 and the chat uh we can see the chat too i'll see the chat well let's hold on he's gonna make it

00:09:14.880 adjusted and he's gonna do that uh if you could center it if you could center it all right this is

00:09:21.580 good okay yeah hold on guys we're just we're producing oh my god nancy fix it nancy fix the screen

00:09:29.500 okay here we go greetings top and raise raven my name is justin and this is my testimony of how i

00:09:35.180 discovered myself uh the demonic presence oh how i discovered for myself the demonic presence within

00:09:40.880 marijuana okay quick story sure i heard i'm not gonna say any names we're gonna do it already

00:09:45.780 stop justin yep uh how you doing yeah but uh yeah no i'd be heard a story from somebody in real life

00:09:54.000 about irl mentioned demons with marijuana being associated with it but issues with marijuana being

00:10:01.840 associated with what they're doing this is a timely story have you told me this one no it just happened

00:10:07.560 uh recently like like the other day yesterday today maybe even i don't want to say you know okay fine

00:10:12.860 you guys don't get to uh narrow down who i've been an anonymous submission uh and it may be not even

00:10:20.420 an official submission they probably have no idea you're gonna tell this story on the show go ahead

00:10:23.400 no uh yeah they've been doing the weasel oh my god doing the weasel and and it turns out that it

00:10:31.260 might actually be messing with them a little bit more than they would have suspected uh the weasel

00:10:37.740 being marijuana the the weasel yeah okay all right yeah i've never heard it called that that's the oldest

00:10:43.740 person that's like a holy shore thing the weasel doing okay fine doing the weasel the weasel yeah um

00:10:50.120 he's gonna lie anyway so just tell it it's his mom it's not my mom no it's just people that i know

00:10:56.320 that it's affecting them how is it affecting them uh how they interact with each other it's a

00:11:03.180 and and they they're like we we don't have any other holes in our lives except for this thing they

00:11:10.060 don't they haven't stopped this they're like church going people okay they're uh it's not even

00:11:16.980 that they're turning their life around they're like they're good people but they still do this

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00:11:35.600 you like that you know i saw maybe an article or something today they said they're stopping

00:11:44.320 they're gonna stop they're gonna stop it's hard to stop it is hard to stop but you just got i told

00:11:48.500 me you just gotta stop yeah there's just yeah and it but it does affect like we went through the story

00:11:54.360 before with the tower gang and the other guy yeah this chronicles episode it does affect how uh

00:12:01.500 you interact with other people it affects you it's like it's it's a crazy thing for me it shuts down

00:12:07.400 any desire to communicate you you know i already have a very low desire to communicate with people

00:12:12.280 it is eliminated whatever is there is eliminated when i smoke weed i don't want to i don't want to

00:12:18.480 talk to anybody and i saw an article i think today or yesterday that was talking about paranoia like

00:12:25.740 anxiety levels associated with marijuana given like you know the way that it's changed since the

00:12:34.480 industry blew up well people now are defending it in the chat um they're just fed there of course we

00:12:39.500 have a bunch of weed defenders the dangerous retards this guy's a logical idiot he says who created i'll

00:12:45.020 pull it up who created thc demons or god demons don't create the body or the plant just like alcohol

00:12:50.920 is permissible biblically but drunkenness isn't being too high as himself yeah no no i get all that stuff

00:12:56.380 dude being too high is in some ways as bad as being too drunk because when you're too drunk you throw up

00:13:02.620 and then you go to sleep when you're too high there's just no recourse you can't throw up the

00:13:08.520 weed although you get too high you could throw up but i know when i've been too high which has happened

00:13:12.880 quite a bit in my life i'm like i need to shower and i need to go to sleep because of two things

00:13:17.160 actually what's what's weird about being uh high for me is i feel dirty i i wash my hands a lot i wash

00:13:23.220 my mouth a lot ocd yeah it's weird and uh uh and the other thing is it doesn't um do me any favors

00:13:31.700 when it comes to spiritual interactions things get really spooky so the bible doesn't prohibit it

00:13:36.040 but the bible also doesn't prohibit doing mushrooms it doesn't change the fact that these are uh these

00:13:42.740 are instruments to create thinnies in your in your brain and in your area i i they're saying it could

00:13:51.060 it could induce schizophrenia i mean that's maybe i don't know that was the rumors that's what it used

00:13:56.920 to be and then i remember being vehemently opposed to that idea because when i was a young homo i was

00:14:03.880 like marijuana needs to be legalized since since it's been legalized i see all the problems i didn't

00:14:08.920 anticipate but psychosis being like on the rise i attribute that quite often to now the because i've

00:14:18.720 been there dude i've been so high that i'm like losing my my mind which is weird because if you have

00:14:24.740 too many edibles people will tell you like it is a psychological nightmare to eat too many edibles

00:14:30.660 you know to eat too high of a dote nancy do you smoke weed oh good question no oh not anymore

00:14:39.300 when did you stop nance uh years ago what why did you stop you just felt icky

00:14:47.960 um well i have a job that randomly tests okay that's a good reason it makes me very unproductive

00:14:56.620 okay yeah it affects all people differently productivity goes way down on me like i work

00:15:02.100 if i'm welding and i'm high i work really well like i get into the minutiae of welding when i'm high

00:15:08.760 um but as far as like structuring my day planning it doing everything i'm supposed to do that does that

00:15:13.720 goes out the window out the window yeah it's just you know it affects the way other i was affecting

00:15:18.980 other people's behavior with it so i was like i'm gonna stop i'm not gonna do that anymore so there's

00:15:24.020 like there's a lot of things that go with this and i don't think we quite understand exactly what it is

00:15:28.480 but people are real comfortable like well you know just like let's do it anyway i'm like i don't know

00:15:32.080 dude we don't know exactly what we're doing i know that i'm much happier now that i don't smoke it and

00:15:37.380 and on the rare occasions it's been a long time uh this is a long uh separation from marijuana for

00:15:44.660 me now it's been maybe i don't know like half a year or something it's been like six months or maybe

00:15:51.420 five months um but i know that when i start doing it i immediately feel a prisoner to it well i guess

00:15:59.640 some of my my best creative ideas when smoking weed though elohim says that is true but where are

00:16:04.140 those ideas coming from is it you're channeling dog yeah exactly i'm really starting to think about

00:16:08.700 that like man i think that's the case uh well let's get back into this guy's story because we're

00:16:12.840 never gonna channeling you're invoking something to come forward yes strange you're making you're

00:16:17.920 invoking something to come yeah it's witch stuff right nancy it can be it can be can be go ahead

00:16:26.160 all right uh where were we so so uh in 2020 it all i would say it all started in 2020 during the

00:16:33.180 pandemic i always kept away from any substances but in february of that year i sadly lost my mother

00:16:38.420 very sorry to hear that i know it's five years but that sucks ass uh to a very brief battle with

00:16:43.120 colon cancer fuck i was 20 at the time and the entire situation just let me left me completely

00:16:49.380 numb to everything so i decided to give weed a shot to see if it would make my life somewhat enjoyable

00:16:54.220 besides i was always sober uh sober mainly out of the fear of my mom finding out so with her out of

00:17:01.380 the picture i who was really gonna stop me no that's an interesting thing your mother was lol

00:17:06.640 yeah she was the intercessor yeah interesting is that the correct word yeah um you intercede on

00:17:12.960 behalf of someone good good call i know words some of them i don't know the words so i gotta verify

00:17:18.220 uh i quickly loved it but kept the usage pretty moderate mainly just at night before hopping on xbox

00:17:24.780 uh smoking maybe half a gram half a gram uh and play an xbox is that a lot a gram is like uh if you

00:17:33.360 were you know doing all right back in the day and you found a drug dealer that would give you a gram

00:17:37.540 for twenty dollars that's about you know what i mean so a gram is like a fat you could get two

00:17:42.260 blunts out of it that's my unit of measurement but that's a lot that's a lot it's a good yeah sure

00:17:46.280 yeah i mean i guess so yeah um but you could also just have one big fat one uh so the halloween

00:17:50.980 episode you guys uh should do a couple hundred milligrams of edibles holy crap dude maybe not

00:17:57.320 probably not you want to see just the worst unentertaining version of me that you've ever

00:18:02.040 seen it's that um okay so so yeah but i just smoking a blunt and playing xbox back in the day

00:18:08.560 great time uh the one sunday afternoon for whatever reason i thought it would be fun and a fun idea to

00:18:13.760 roll two grams of sour diesel which is a pretty strong sativa especially for a new smoker and smoke it

00:18:19.700 all in one city yeah two grams you could make four blunts out of that and it's sour diesel it's

00:18:25.260 strong you could have a just a terrible time um you could be you want to be too high that's a great

00:18:30.900 way to do it i quickly felt uh the effects and made my way back to my bedroom to chill

00:18:36.440 me not fully understanding how sativa works i thought i might catch a quick absolute apps afternoon nap

00:18:42.680 sativa is going to be more of an upper indica that's going to be yeah indica the way i was always

00:18:48.020 taught was like in the couch in the couch yeah like you're you're blacked you know you're done

00:18:53.480 can i show those pictures but if you're doing uh sativa you're doing the blapping hold on yeah go

00:18:59.900 ahead keep going it's black or be blacked when it comes to sativa versus indica um so we thought

00:19:05.420 that he might catch a quick afternoon nap but this is where i entered the shadow realm

00:19:09.680 i dozed off for about like 10 minutes and when i opened my eyes sleep paralysis was

00:19:15.900 to the max nice i could not speak move or barely breathe what happened next is something i can barely

00:19:23.940 understand oh but this is fun i like i want to show these guys let's see what do you got for

00:19:28.240 the blapping uh it's not the blapping but like being blapped out i did uh i have a picture here

00:19:34.220 just getting blapped out oh god uh there it is oh there you go this is your brain

00:19:40.540 why does it have one shoe oh is this what i took no no this isn't what i took my shoe that's very

00:19:53.840 funny it was foreshadowing it was foreshadowing yeah what does this demon know just blapped out

00:19:58.340 look at that you wouldn't do this is your body on drugs this is your brain brain on blap i like

00:20:03.120 that this is what the show looks like though if we're habitual marijuana users yeah if you smoke

00:20:09.400 20 pounds overweight with the language ah dude yeah blap sorry man we use good god we blap all right

00:20:22.140 let's bring it let's continue on here yeah um so so so what happened next is something i

00:20:28.020 can barely understand cool after attempting to fight the paralysis out of nowhere i am transported

00:20:33.220 through some astral tunnel type thing hard to explain been there done that homie uh then i am

00:20:39.040 zapped into a very dark poorly lit environment uh then i am blapped into a very mostly black does he

00:20:46.760 say blap no no no no he says that uh mostly black i can't even say the word black anymore without

00:20:52.200 almost saying blap mostly black with a with a slightly just a t-shirt that says blap on it

00:20:57.720 yeah b-l-a-p just black real small like times new roman period um all right all right all right so

00:21:08.480 mostly but blap to the story that's right thank you nephilim blaptism uh mostly black with a slightly

00:21:16.700 red greenish hue i am bound in actual chains whoa i can hear them clink around as i struggle

00:21:24.460 then a shadow figures figure enters the picture tall lanky with two big horns on the top of his head

00:21:31.760 he's just laughing menacingly and i am terrified i look and see that i am standing on the edge of some

00:21:39.420 abyss and the demon is walking towards me he then says you are mine and sparta kicks me into the abyss

00:21:49.260 good god man this is you just go to oh hey man you just try to smoke four grams of sour diesel and

00:21:56.720 and play some xbox and have a nap and instead you're you're kicked in your chest into the abyss by a by a

00:22:04.220 just just an unbelievable startling some would say startling i fall for what feels like hours

00:22:11.000 time seemed to just disappear and i thought that this was my fate there is no bottom the bottomless pit

00:22:17.160 that's interesting there is no bottom to this canyon i'm plummeting through whatsoever i had grown up

00:22:22.320 in the church but never had a true relationship with christ but i knew enough so i pulled the most

00:22:27.340 cliche move and proclaimed christ suddenly i see myself falling towards a bright light a bright white

00:22:35.600 light and as i enter i wake back up in my room with a text from my brother in the next room to me saying

00:22:40.560 you good what are you doing it's just falling infinitely um what that text meant i still have

00:22:49.600 no idea because i did not want to talk about what had just happened being the retard i am i did not

00:22:55.860 stop smoking weed until a few years later when i finally met jesus christ for who he truly is our lord

00:23:03.480 and our savior it was then it was only then that the holy spirit revealed that what happened to me was

00:23:09.580 not just some bad high but that we truly does have an illicit connection to the spirit realm so i gave

00:23:16.300 it up for good honestly i think that that's very true um and i think that that's why we now exist in

00:23:23.240 this time where like you know spiritually things are all messed up and marijuana is like more prevalent

00:23:28.180 than it's ever been more prevalent than it's ever been and i can see all the ways in which it was kind

00:23:34.680 of like uh uh presented to us you know we i used to say dumb shit when i was younger like well well uh

00:23:42.800 thc oil uh cannabinoid oil can can uh kill cancer cells you know because i saw one anecdotal does it

00:23:52.320 i don't know i don't know if that's true at all i don't feel like that's true because i feel like

00:23:56.860 when we were you know doing the cultural push for the legalization of marijuana we found 320 different

00:24:03.840 medicinal you know modes for marijuana and now that it's finally legalized it's like none of them

00:24:11.340 none of them seem to matter now we're just smoking weed it's like we had all these uh medicinal

00:24:16.620 promises for what it was going to be this miracle thing that changed everything and the medical industry

00:24:21.940 would be changed forever and then now that it's legalized and it's in most states and all this other

00:24:25.980 crap now we're just smoking weed and none of those things that were attached to it those golden gleaming

00:24:30.500 you know uh potentialities are gone and we're just smoking a shit ton of weed and getting a ton of

00:24:35.200 anxiety um on the other side of it uh i'm just i'm kind of glad that people aren't getting arrested

00:24:41.460 that's nice for it yeah it's like i don't know these people are you're not really doing a crime but now

00:24:47.080 they're now they'll be actual criminals if you put them in jail enough and then they can't get a job and

00:24:52.000 then you know their life goes down they'll be like a little literal criminal do you see what z-man

00:24:55.920 said he said you could probably kill a pharisee with a blunt and a four loco imagine just going

00:25:01.540 back in time with four grams of sour diesel and a four loco or just give them an edible they'd be

00:25:07.400 like wizard uh they would burn you at the stake i hope this story was not too lengthy and that you

00:25:12.800 guys find it interesting very interesting god uh god bless and stay dangerous you two soldiers of the

00:25:17.620 lord well let's not get carried away p.s i can also attest that nds has strengthened my relationship

00:25:22.060 with christ also let's not get carried away well but i will say uh on the flip side every time i

00:25:27.960 hear a story like this it's like yeah 100 jesus christ is the key component to everything

00:25:35.260 that is uh you know if you want to heal what's wrong with us yeah it's that if you want to start

00:25:41.960 oh oh oh i don't see one here but i guess it's the second one i mean it's on loop it's on loop

00:25:49.380 all right we'll take it off loop man joe says i quit my job today i quit my

00:25:56.840 you did i quit my job today and got a new job 15 minutes later with a substantial pay raise

00:26:07.600 learn a tree voice p.s that's awesome man congratulations scott that's beautiful uh

00:26:15.920 he's still going shut up oh she's still going i'm sorry yeah how rude he says p.s nancy does

00:26:23.700 have the best stories and she's holding out on us she is nancy thank you scott for for narking on

00:26:31.360 nancy uh and congratulations bro that's awesome i was talking to him not long ago and he was he

00:26:36.680 was saying you know uh we were just talking about having a skill set and and yada yada and he's uh

00:26:41.780 i don't i guess i'll i'll job dox him he's a mechanic a talented mechanic and uh i'm glad

00:26:47.460 because you really can go you know anywhere yeah if you have the skill set then you have uh

00:26:54.000 what is it the balls in your court i used to do a lot of um how would you put this job hopping

00:27:02.560 i would go like i have a job and i would always be an advocate of this and and some people don't

00:27:07.840 like this but i'm gonna go ahead and advocate for it on the spot no no this is this is what i would

00:27:11.820 say i would say uh because a lot of people will complain about their job what you should do while

00:27:16.820 you have the job is be looking for another job and then when that job when you finally get one

00:27:23.560 and they offer you more money take that offer to your current boss and say pay me this or i'm gonna

00:27:29.200 leave bitch and then they go oh and then what you have is either the comfort of staying in the

00:27:34.800 same place and they just pay you more or you say shut up bitch and you leave and go to the more

00:27:40.880 paying one language i'm sorry and then you do it over and over again and this is how you uh you go

00:27:46.840 i don't care about your annual review yeah this is how then then you start a podcast then you start

00:27:52.320 a podcast but this is how you fight inflation because inflation doesn't work wait for an annual

00:27:56.480 review congratulations scott that's awesome glad to hear it brother uh god bless you we don't have

00:28:00.720 a applause thing here we should you would you you just replaced all the buttons with racist noises

00:28:04.900 now it's an n-word button yeah all right we'll figure that's fine we'll work on one uh all right

00:28:14.800 let's go to that nancy oh there you go based uh do you have any other recommendations nancy

00:28:20.080 uh 9 11 supernatural jesus oh it sounds like a song supernatural jesus i got it up here you want

00:28:33.360 to read it you want to read it we'll pull it up i'm gonna stop doing that this guy super unprofessional

00:28:41.820 all right here we go i drank a red bull and had two chocolate bars so i'm gonna get a little indigestion

00:28:46.740 disgusting all right supernatural jesus 9 11 what a crazy what are you doing look at you messing up

00:28:54.860 the whole screen there we go oh my god all right let's go ahead and read that uh hi wow all right

00:29:03.120 hi wow that's what the person starts with what is this i don't know if they like us or not i don't

00:29:09.760 know what this means uh wow you say some cool things but wow your show is vulgar yes lol

00:29:16.240 i would agree with that and uh and and you know we're gonna have to we're gonna have to answer

00:29:21.780 for that somebody in the coffee shop today they were like what's your show about i'm like

00:29:25.760 black i'd rather not say and they go yeah i like shows i just don't like when people say the f

00:29:32.040 word that much and i'm like well they said that yeah i was like this is not the show for you well

00:29:36.320 we've got we did we we've toned it down i told them we're getting better we're getting better

00:29:40.700 figuring it out little by little all right the show is vulgar so what uh but i don't know i guess

00:29:47.720 it's good to be transparent as we work out our salvation we become more like jesus is this matt

00:29:52.860 i don't know is it mad it's funny that's a funny way to start the show hi wow you say some cool

00:29:59.820 things wow your show is vulgar oh my god this is a short one i like it so all right here we go we're

00:30:05.500 just gonna power through it let's go when i was nine in 1972 wow oh it's matt yeah it's matt

00:30:13.140 very old the very old born at the turn of the century yeah i played with the ouija board

00:30:19.240 i knew things about my family on both sides i thought it was a game a few weeks later things

00:30:24.700 about my family oh it knew things yeah yeah yeah a few weeks later i woke up and there were these

00:30:29.360 beings standing at the foot of my bed it's crazy that that's that happened so long ago yeah

00:30:34.940 same same thing nothing new under the sun thousand years ago still happened a thousand years ago this

00:30:40.700 person is a thousand and nine uh they had huge dark eyes and long skinny arms yeah in 1972 i had no

00:30:47.440 vocabulary for what i had seen the short version of this story is that i called on jesus and they left

00:30:53.320 this became my paradigm for christianity interesting in 72 that that's like this is 40 something years ago

00:31:01.420 and it's the same thing like what they experienced 50 years ago how it's very through the math age 9

00:31:09.380 72 plus 53 years 63 62 63 62 you were born when jfk was assassinated oh man it's rough it's a rough

00:31:20.340 time to come into life but what's interesting is 50 some odd years ago virtually the same experience

00:31:27.560 that i had that turned me towards christianity uh very much what we just read some version of what

00:31:34.680 we just read like this experience it's it's really crazy that this has been so consistent throughout time

00:31:40.900 and it is not how do i put this like at what point do we reach a critical mass where people go

00:31:49.240 oh the spiritual realm is real and these demonic entities keep uh tormenting people and jesus christ is the

00:31:57.520 the answer to you know getting out of this calamity that is terrifying a terrifying experience it's

00:32:05.220 just strange to me are people giving us a hard time in the chat they're talking to us talking crazy

00:32:09.720 stuff what are they saying to us mama lops is 1972 a thousand years ago it sticks yeah oh okay well

00:32:16.600 all right let's finish reading this finish okay all right don't don't i see their full name at the end

00:32:21.160 don't dox them okay not like it matters what you think like were they gonna call their job they're retired

00:32:27.520 that's probably collecting social security that's a rude okay that was rude as a rude assumption i

00:32:32.760 spent most of my life trying to connect this with christianity the christianity i was raised in

00:32:36.780 turns out that what we call christianity isn't really based on the bible that's why the catholic

00:32:42.840 church fought tooth and nail to keep the bible out of our hands but when we seek the jesus who's in the

00:32:48.620 bible he gives us the holy spirit who jesus calls the helper in john 14 the good news of jesus is that

00:32:55.120 jesus wants to enable us to say to overcome oh my bad yeah to overcome the deeds of the flesh you

00:33:03.740 know it's weird for me to say the word jesus it's like it doesn't even feel good no that's strange

00:33:10.580 because it's not no it's not that it doesn't feel good it doesn't feel correct um i struggle saying

00:33:16.960 and they do have like a list but well you do sound uh kind of dumb when you say it because then you say

00:33:24.520 it jesus but you're like jesus you sound like toad trying to say a thing jesus because it doesn't

00:33:32.080 and maybe because it's not his name well we're right here we go yeshua yeshua um but it just feels

00:33:40.740 like yeshua sounds much better yeah but it sounds um i don't know like like you know how when white

00:33:47.480 people say like if you if you say a a person's name in uh like margarita you know in spanish but

00:33:55.620 then a white person comes along and says like yeah margarita it's like the difference between uh joe and

00:34:00.380 jose these are different words or like yosef you're like i'm not gonna say yosef i'm gonna say josef

00:34:08.940 yeah so i like or steven and stefan it's we i don't even i still don't even know what his name

00:34:13.900 is we had him here is it stefan or steve i believe it's steven i don't think it was ever stefan well

00:34:19.820 you put it was not stefan of the biblical hitman everyone keeps saying yeshua it just sounds better

00:34:25.360 yeshua but i never say it right i never say it just oh hey nancy what's up toad is a cool guy

00:34:35.600 oh thank you zella romari zella romal thank you that's why i didn't say his name i tried to and

00:34:44.640 i got all messed up all messed up oh this is a cool guy i saw toad make a post where he was like

00:34:48.720 this is what happens when you follow a man the only man you should follow is jesus

00:34:53.440 i was like hey no okay it's just uh whatever we're still like this is like a one-page story i'm

00:35:01.200 stuck but i'm just saying jesus jesus sounds weird to me when i say it jesus well because you say

00:35:09.040 it's part partly it's also like you're you having a new york accent oh so now it's now

00:35:13.440 uh same guy love the show you guys crush zella morales zella romo rale thank you thank you

00:35:27.360 zella morala wait zella romo rales all right don't even because now now i'm just getting mad with the

00:35:33.600 name jesus jesus this guy's name yeah it's like it's like that like neph blast uh baptism says

00:35:40.200 yeez it just sounds weird to me it sounds almost like when i say it it doesn't there's still power

00:35:45.900 in saying it but i just feel like it's like wrong it's always felt like weird to me well like i said

00:35:51.860 i i think the example of like joseph or like yosef is is accurate like i'm not going to um

00:36:01.200 like i have a a brother whose name is uh is is you have a brother yeah and his name is uh joel

00:36:09.880 but like joel no it's joel and everybody else calls them because they're all spanish they go

00:36:17.140 like yo well yo well but i'm going to call him joel because i i don't have a spanish accent i can't

00:36:23.820 speak spanish so if there's like an accent thing that causes you to call him like yeshua yeah but

00:36:30.120 it's not even close to jesus well it's kind of like if you say it really not even the same letters

00:36:34.360 it's not the same it's not even the same letters like you can't even make an anagram of it right

00:36:38.960 right like jose and joe okay whatever we were we are please continue reading the this story we can

00:36:44.740 really stretch a story huh the good news of yeshua is that yeshua wants us i'm just going to keep

00:36:49.720 saying that wants us to uh want to enable us to overcome the deeds of the flesh he not only makes

00:36:55.960 us into a new wine skin as the metaphor says but he also fills us with new wine uh capitalized i don't

00:37:04.220 know why but it's interesting i mean it's you know respect which is his spirit people are obsessed with

00:37:09.720 the paranormal because they know that yeshua is paranormal interesting yeah interesting yeah had

00:37:17.560 that conversation today as well top says everything retarded he's from new york that's what i'm kind of

00:37:21.620 getting at yeah bro kick him out well you know that you know that yeah and uh let me ask you this

00:37:27.360 shout out to stefan steven steven of the biblical hitman stefan yes the the fire hats do look dope

00:37:34.400 um when you go to new york are you put off when you hear people talk with that accent i don't even hear

00:37:44.340 it okay all right because i hear it and i only live 15 minutes from like staten island and i would just

00:37:50.520 drive 15 minutes and i'd be like you guys talk like idiots this is such bullshit because i would

00:37:56.420 drive an hour to two hours south and everybody sounds the same in new jersey but you drive 15

00:38:05.560 minutes over one bridge and everybody talks like an asshole and i go i think you guys are making it up

00:38:13.600 i don't like what you're saying you and i know of people and i'm not going to say anything don't say

00:38:20.760 anything okay but we know of people where you go that's put on yeah that accent is put on i want to

00:38:29.780 play i'm going to play a quick reel real quick from somebody from coney island we're never going to get

00:38:34.320 through this story but but we're at the paranormal part here i'm going to pull it up so just hold on one

00:38:39.620 second okay because we're just going to talk this might actually be bad language so mom to now i don't

00:38:45.080 remember this is my guy from uh coney island you know this guy yeah i know this guy oh my god what is

00:38:56.160 this that's a crackhead isn't it probably oh boy here we go let's play it um this is nems from coney

00:39:02.900 island he does like don't ever disrespect me you know yeah all right so here we go yelling in front

00:39:08.400 of my store if you're gonna yell go in front of that store right there or go in front of that store

00:39:14.740 right there then you can yell don't yell now oh you're pulling your gut out where you from

00:39:19.860 because you're not from coney island that's where she's from new jersey so why are you coming over to

00:39:25.520 new york tony allen and making a go back to new jersey and make a racket

00:39:34.320 nah this never was you what are you talking about you got the face of a catcher's mitt

00:39:40.400 what's your name what's your name what is your name she's schizophrenic what is your name

00:39:48.000 like lila all right lila i'm gorilla no bye delilah bye delilah yeah what's it like in new york city

00:40:06.320 you got a scratchy ass and i bet you got stinky titties get out of here

00:40:11.680 hey man show me your stinky rear get out of here

00:40:20.480 oh what are you doing i can't believe you're reminding me of new jersey oh that's not nothing

00:40:26.960 to do with that's exactly new jersey that's no she's this lady embodies new jersey you know what

00:40:32.400 embodies you're gonna sit in my house next to me saying that that people from new york got a stupid

00:40:38.800 accent yeah that's guys listen if you guys don't understand what new jersey is you just saw it

00:40:44.800 right there that's not no literally she was healthy in new jersey when you step into new york you have

00:40:49.600 two options immediately as soon as you step in there become an asshole with a silly accent or homeless

00:40:54.560 crazy person no here's what happened everybody from coney island is trash when people from jersey

00:41:00.480 come to coney island they become homeless this is what they look like yeah because they are the

00:41:04.800 spiritual pressure of new new york is just too much for people to handle and they crumble you

00:41:09.440 know how it's like some people come to florida and it either like drives them crazy or they start a

00:41:12.960 business right isn't that like the thing about florida yeah yeah that's the same thing with this is how

00:41:18.000 people nobody starts a business in new york base level new jersey i'm that's just the reality and our

00:41:24.160 relationship with him should be a paranormal one also okay is what uh kelly says i like that unless we are

00:41:30.400 born again in the paranormal we will not be able to see the kingdom of heaven which is currently in

00:41:36.000 our midst it's crazy to to use the term paranormal about it right because paranormal sounds like the

00:41:42.640 video no it's not that i didn't like the video i thought it was very funny i just see to that lady

00:41:47.840 yeah you kind of have to deal with them like that though you kind of have to you kind of have to

00:41:51.280 deal with firm that's a guy that's dealt with a hundred lilas oh yeah this is all you get in

00:41:56.960 yeah exactly so it's not that you yeah you either like don't look at it which feels false and weird

00:42:02.640 you know to like look away okay wait a minute really quickly here we go it's a christian we

00:42:07.120 got to finish it over here damn you're still over here talking to anybody that can hear

00:42:16.240 all right all right the lines of the silver bag get out of here

00:42:32.320 i can't i just can't man i love that guy oh is that the guy that's like we outside we outside

00:42:38.000 okay i know that guy that's what i'm saying like i was just telling matt like they're like how are we

00:42:42.080 going to do this thing in this coffee shop with setups weird and i was like i know a guy that does

00:42:45.760 a a show outside that people it's called outside yeah and people just walk by the camera we outside

00:42:52.240 and if you walk by the camera they just talk shit to you honestly it was a great thing for covid

00:42:57.760 oh it's great it's still a great show because they were like you know you can't go outside and

00:43:00.800 he was like we outside that no but the thing is they're always they just outside right and that's

00:43:06.000 matt's like oh we could do it outside i was like it's too hot and who's outside there

00:43:09.360 oh homeless they're all no they're from new jersey i don't know what it was here

00:43:13.840 uh all right all right all right let's get back this is the craziest this is such a short story

00:43:19.360 can you read it it begins now and we will be fulfilled when jesus takes back the land

00:43:24.640 deed lost by adam the book ruth explains this more fully we should i don't even think i've ever read the

00:43:30.560 the book of ruth in the bible it's one that i skip cheers and shalom respectfully kdb

00:43:37.680 katie b katie b what up katie b yeah that was a good story she's looking at it was a great story i

00:43:45.600 wish i could have just got like one because now her story's all mixed up with lila yeah yeah and also

00:43:54.160 the the accents of uh new yorkian it's it's a whole mess now that was your fault nancy what did you think

00:44:01.200 about that story and and which one should we read next because i'm running low on time nancy answer

00:44:06.000 those two questions nancy uh i like the story and the next one it's not i don't know if it's

00:44:12.880 appropriate but he's a new subscriber it's 912 dream all right what do you mean by not appropriate is

00:44:21.920 it uh well you'll see all right i don't like the suspense i mean you could just tell us what you mean

00:44:27.680 no i like it i just gotta can't just spoil it it's a short story okay yeah all right all right but

00:44:36.080 this is a christian show just keep it in mind so if it's not appropriate you have to let us know

00:44:40.080 beforehand all right no it's it's fine i'm gonna let people tell their stories we're not the one

00:44:46.000 writing the stories what's your turn he means well okay and that's important what does that mean he

00:44:52.000 means well everybody knows what that means he means well yeah but what do you bring into the

00:44:56.480 table here what's up top and raven wait no it's on the screen you can read it on the screen but you

00:45:02.080 got an issue with taking things off the screen okay all right here's the thing though like because

00:45:06.640 now we're gonna have we're gonna get into let's go let's say we're in the coffee shop yeah and we're

00:45:11.600 reading this well we wouldn't do we agreed we can't read this in the coffee shop we also can't

00:45:16.480 do neft to america in the coffee shop it's fine but what if we wanted to then we have to well we

00:45:21.360 have to vet the story more we have to say nancy at least pick one that isn't grotesque i can't

00:45:26.320 trust nancy well you can't even figure out the microphone function well that's true and she does

00:45:30.720 get up and walk away she's making noodles she just leaves she makes noodles constantly all right

00:45:36.080 well we'll try to read this one what's up top and raven what's up hi dream what's it

00:45:41.280 what's they didn't put a name thank you wow nancy crush on it all right uh what's the coffee shop

00:45:49.440 it's called the standard coffee shop in lady lake florida go visit it you might see us there uh but

00:45:54.880 you'll definitely see uh matt well you might see me he was sick yesterday he had diarrhea i think he

00:46:00.640 had diarrhea today he smelled a little bit oh well he's old he's he's getting up there oh my god we

00:46:07.040 have to boot the pores how long has this show been going on i think we should leave it it's fine i

00:46:10.400 mean you are just full of surprises maybe if they i what i like about this is that they give

00:46:15.840 nancy a reason to exist sometimes they super chat they could talk to nancy and then she could read

00:46:21.360 them to us they don't we don't really well they're not super chatting anymore they're not so so we just

00:46:26.080 boot him out give him give him two more minutes or two more minutes and we'll kick him out it's

00:46:31.680 crazy some people super chat five dollars it's like just join the patreon that's true it's like real

00:46:36.800 dumb and you'd be hey that's not nice thank you for the five dollars no kick him out we're kicking

00:46:40.800 him out fine goodbye guys patreon.com forward slash nephilim death squad they're making they're

00:46:44.640 making their case they said please leave it please leave it reese cakes 83 i don't know i don't have

00:46:52.400 a card but if you have an address i'll mail i don't know what does any of this mean what are you

00:46:55.520 mailing to us logical oh we gotta get a po box yeah we gotta get a po box uh listen i don't know i don't

00:47:01.440 know if we got if we got a po box would you guys send us stuff you know my mom is watching on on

00:47:06.000 youtube right now and she doesn't even do it around patreon i feel like kicking her out boot her out

00:47:12.880 they're out of here you're gone guys uh patreon.com forward slash nephilim death squad

00:47:17.120 there's a single net in this room and it keeps flying around in my face pavlov's this super chat wait

00:47:25.120 they're they're making a making a case nancy they're making the case what do you think nancy nancy what do

00:47:30.240 you think maybe they can stay nancy soft spot for the pores today that's weird i don't know what i

00:47:42.000 can't predict either of you two today i know it must be some kind of like nancy what is it looking

00:47:46.800 like astrologically okay here let's do this one round of rock paper scissors shoot i win we kick

00:47:52.400 them out you win we leave them in what's the rules are we doing all right so here's another thing guys

00:47:56.800 wait up let's go ahead and rock paper scissors and shoot no what are you talking about

00:48:04.160 i'll put you out of my house i'm in my house i'm in my house look you you literally do it on shoot

00:48:10.400 that's the rules nah no what are you talking about what does the word shoot mean if it doesn't mean

00:48:16.080 shoot rock paper scissors says never mind i don't give a shit let him stay shoot i'm not doing it that

00:48:23.840 way rock paper scissors doesn't says anything rock paper scissors nancy nancy is it rock paper scissors

00:48:33.520 shoot or rock paper scissors says shoot i've never heard of the latter i agree with dude that is an

00:48:42.400 insane thing that i feel like you've made up to just mess with me because it's so dumb hold on

00:48:50.080 no no because now now there's a point that's got to be made google will tell you that that is not

00:48:56.880 a thing at all no no it's a thing who are you calling i'm calling a friend i this is not uh who

00:49:05.200 wants to be a millionaire if your friend's name isn't google i don't give a shit it doesn't honestly

00:49:11.120 it doesn't matter you're gonna call up somebody from from a place with a dumb accent i don't care

00:49:17.440 what they have to say we've already i've already made the case for new jersey so and obviously look

00:49:24.240 my friend has this ever happened when you phone a lot like phone a lifeline nobody ever answers my

00:49:28.480 phone calls it's crazy wild wild dude nobody that's that's not a thing are we doing this or not

00:49:36.560 are we gonna do this or no no i'm not gonna do it if you says says

00:49:39.200 let's keep reading okay that's so stupid i've never heard that before um

00:49:50.400 okay so so what's up top and raven i that's all literally all we got on the screen what's up top

00:49:55.040 and raven i've got a dream hurry up because i gotta go soon i feel like we're in a loop i'd love to hear

00:50:01.760 the drop there you go you got it anyway i'm a new subscriber although i've been a lurker for a

00:50:06.960 while i was purposely a poor waiting for your episode on spotify so i should i could get through

00:50:12.480 my dark days at work anyways that's not the point i do have most of my spiritual encounters come back

00:50:18.320 to me or come to me as dreams i think what i will say dreams me too what i will say i think you two have

00:50:27.120 helped me more than any come back to christ man that's a just a heavy just a heavy burden to carry

00:50:33.680 dumb sentence uh i think it's not next what does this say rock paper scissors play the sound we can't

00:50:41.120 even read it but i'm excited nancy please no you're not you haven't read it no we're waiting there we go

00:50:48.000 no name rico says uh oh yeah that's right i'm sorry nancy i'm stealing your job please

00:50:52.560 we're gonna have to black you out of here says top is gay oh you should have read that whole thing

00:51:00.880 dude damn you just stepped in it yeah all right thank you rico thanks rico it's a crazy thing

00:51:11.200 that any any like that's such a stupid so you're just gonna let them hang out here

00:51:17.600 yeah if it's what you don't want at this point i'm i'm willing to yeah say we should keep them in

00:51:22.160 here not until you at least concede that that have you never played rock paper scissors it messes

00:51:27.520 up the whole game if you don't do it if you go i go rock paper scissors and then i go says and i

00:51:33.440 see rock yeah yeah yeah it messes it up you mess it up with the dumb shit that you made up

00:51:41.360 anyway that's not the point i do have most of my spiritual encounters come to me as dreams uh

00:51:46.000 i'm sorry we read this right okay uh um i bring this up because since five months ago is when i

00:51:52.320 started listening to y'all heavy heavy and that's also when my heavy dreams came back and brought me

00:51:57.840 back to my faith all right very cool uh let's start with something you can make fun of nice we've been

00:52:03.440 making fun of you for two paragraphs already no we haven't really well a little bit i guess hopefully

00:52:08.400 it doesn't mean something more serious uh oh it starts with people i don't know most of the time i

00:52:14.320 dream it starts with nonsense but ends with something that means something deep to me

00:52:21.600 like i said at first i was doing things with people i maybe knew but didn't recognize this part

00:52:27.360 doesn't matter but by the middle of the middle i was with a woman that i don't recognize man this guy's

00:52:36.000 like he's like you want to have a stroke while you read i knew her though completely okay

00:52:42.320 hmm i helped her erect a tower whoa under her direction you're taking orders from women damn dude

00:52:52.400 down bad not good that looked like those indian floats with carvings all over them uh but it looked

00:53:01.600 like a pillar like a vimana is that what you're talking about like a vimana like a flying dog that's

00:53:06.240 crazy so a woman is telling you to build a vimana dog don't do that that's crazy when i was done

00:53:13.120 helping this woman top i like how your mom calls you can't you could super chat hey it's not messages

00:53:19.200 from mom messages from mom oh have you seen this uh to my mom let's show her right oh yeah yeah this is

00:53:25.520 your your uh here messages from mom oh because she'd be she'll be mad about it no we can't do the

00:53:34.320 segment right it's also it's chronicles we don't do the segment and we can do whatever we want we

00:53:38.640 could but you're telling me you got to leave soon um it looked like one pillar when i was done helping

00:53:48.160 this woman she convinced me to flip the pillar over and make relations with this pillar from the

00:53:54.080 bottom damn you built it from the mana and she said now flip it over and hit it from the back whoa

00:54:00.000 that's crazy weird so i blapped i blapped away in my dream i did this and it felt like i was making

00:54:06.480 love to a woman whoa in your dream i woke up when i got dreams wait i woke up when my girlfriend woke up

00:54:18.160 was you blapping your girl what is going on here wait up in my dream i did this and i felt like i was

00:54:23.840 making love to a woman i woke up when my girlfriend woke up why did your girlfriend wake up because he

00:54:28.960 was blapping her whoa that's actually kind of crazy because now that now you're getting into like

00:54:34.000 nathaniel gillis tell it oh yeah the the the what was it the um incursionary succubi that homeboy

00:54:40.240 impregnated his wife with i think this would be an incubus but there's several stories uh from merkel's

00:54:45.680 where like a dude was like oh and she was like don't ever do that to me again he was like i was

00:54:49.920 exploring a cave yeah i wasn't blapping you and she's like you were blapping me you was blapping

00:54:54.960 we've been you've been blapping me um i woke up my girlfriend woke up i've been played with dreams

00:55:01.520 since i was a kid most of them i've pushed down but i got dreams all right we got so many of those

00:55:10.620 so many dreams dude um but the ones that i've had multiple times multiple of same dreams exactly i

00:55:18.540 can't forget i can give you more on that like my hat man dreams that were the same ever not interested

00:55:24.140 in hat man dreams well i like a little hat man dream uh but mainly i want to let y'all know uh y'all

00:55:32.540 help me come back to christ and i can't thank y'all enough for that well y'all y'all's welcome

00:55:37.740 you from the south did he write more scroll scroll down scroll scrolling oh that's it oh come on you

00:55:45.180 were gonna tell us all about the stuff well thank you uh nameless blapper uh i hope your girlfriend

00:55:53.580 was all right and not mad what is this what what is it she's asking us to watch a video messages from

00:56:00.620 mom if we do it messages from mom we gotta let the chat decide guys messages from mom uh w's in the

00:56:08.200 chat for for messages from mom if we should if we should do that uh what did you think about that

00:56:12.980 story nancy

00:56:13.580 i liked it i liked it he said a lot of nice things about us yeah i thought the story was

00:56:23.500 no i thought it was i think i i thought it was more esoteric like hidden knowledge than even he

00:56:30.980 thought it was than even you thought it was he's building a vamana in his dreams he doesn't even know

00:56:37.400 what it's called it's a it's a tower it's one because the ones that uh uh sean from kingdom and

00:56:43.660 context was showing us but obelisk or asherah pole logical idiot is it you were you the blapper

00:56:50.120 are you the guy that's on all right they want they want messages a lot of a lot of w's for

00:56:54.400 messages from mom also i'd like to say because nancy i realized doesn't have access oh we got to

00:56:58.600 change the lighting because now it's we're in a different mode uh nancy doesn't know this because

00:57:03.360 she doesn't have access to like all the the what would you call it um clerical end of things but the

00:57:10.340 amount of praise that nancy gets from all different platforms is actually quite high disturbing almost

00:57:16.720 and uh and she doesn't know that because i realized like after she's done with this show

00:57:20.960 you know she just goes on about her life which is certainly murdering people and and burning their

00:57:27.040 bodies uh doing seances and all that kind of jazz um and i i take it for granted because we get so

00:57:34.460 much i have to release the nancy shirt i have it finished why would you not um forget i forget but

00:57:40.740 nancy did you know that people really love you no all right good keep it that way all right don't

00:57:47.440 let it get to your head nance all right well uh i guess we're doing this don't be too excited we mix

00:57:51.520 we're mixing it up okay this better be a banger i don't like this guy's face already if it's a flopper

00:58:01.140 we're cutting you off as a matter of fact if this is bad this this ends the show ends no it's only an

00:58:08.680 out to the poor people is this the one i think this is the one here we go what do you call this

00:58:15.360 game i always grew up saying rock paper scissors shoot but all my friends from long island say

00:58:18.660 rock paper scissors say shoot and apparently there's some deviants out on the west coast

00:58:22.000 to say rock paper scissors without any shoot whatsoever every country has its own version

00:58:25.540 too i'm in korea right now and they say kawi powi po which means scissors paper rock so what's going

00:58:29.700 on the first mention of the game was that being dynasty okay now hear me out i'm willing to

00:58:34.840 this is interesting this is a good one i'm willing to drop mine if you're willing to drop yours and we

00:58:40.680 both adopt kawi powi po okay kawi powi po kawi powi po slaps we'll do it bring it back let me make sure

00:58:48.200 that's what he says kawi powi po i'm in korea right now and they say kawi powi po which means i like it

00:58:53.260 kawi powi po do you just go on po this is what marriage is about it's about compromise and agreement

00:58:59.020 well he did say and i just want to say real quick long island which is literally so so one

00:59:05.660 one stupid island on the east coast that is really a terrible place and this is something

00:59:13.320 you'll concede on a regular basis except for when it comes to their accents and and and then rock

00:59:19.220 paper scissors shoot yeah you'll go don't care if it gets nuked but it's rock paper scissors says shoot

00:59:26.500 but it's just this one shitty part of the world rock paper scissors and then you say shoot

00:59:33.400 what do you say rock paper scissors rock paper scissors shoot some people say he's right some

00:59:39.560 people just say rock paper scissors that's crazy one two boom is it so rock paper scissors

00:59:44.420 oh it's almost admitting like it makes you want to throw scissors the difference of like

00:59:50.140 ready set go that's what they're doing which kind of makes more sense all right well let's let's

00:59:56.240 west coastians but i like kawi powi po where did it come from scissors paper rock so what's going on

01:00:00.620 the first mention of the game was from ming dynasty china where the frog beat the poison centipede which

01:00:04.060 beat the snake which beat the frog that was borrowed into japan where they changed it to be the cloth stone

01:00:07.760 and scissors and then that was inconsistently translated and adopted in different places all

01:00:11.440 around the world you know this is probably one of the few regionalisms that the internet won't

01:00:14.560 really affect because kids all learn the game so early on that's so cool all right that guy's gay

01:00:18.880 no answers no answers no i mean we have a compromise kawi powi po is a compromise that

01:00:24.520 i'm willing to make and i have a feeling that it is a compromise that would make look at this lie

01:00:30.000 of course i only send good ones messages from mom messages from mom as david was it yesterday well

01:00:37.320 the last one you know what it is she doesn't know give the percentage we didn't she doesn't know

01:00:40.780 it was a 50 50 don't tell her what it is 30 60 she can't know the parameters or i don't think

01:00:46.080 she could even understand the parameters if we if we like even made ground rules for her

01:00:50.500 continue doing what you're doing well no i think maybe we should tell her what we're doing so that

01:00:55.580 she knows what we're doing we can't tell her what we're looking for it's the point we're just

01:00:59.160 we're looking for conspiracy stuff keep sending keep doing what you're doing um now nancy the the

01:01:06.320 compromise of kawi powi po this pleases you greatly does it not yeah i think it'll work so is it

01:01:15.400 kawi powi po shoot no no no no because that's that's an english word obviously it's kawi powi po

01:01:24.840 said shoot no no no nancy uh oh uh scott is asking to be adopted by mama lobster and i think that

01:01:36.740 that is you don't want that scott uh rock paper scissors blap

01:01:40.260 no doesn't work i mean it's good but kawi powi po is great rock paper scissors says blap

01:01:48.500 don't like that one as much as i like rock paper scissors blap all right i guess they're staying

01:01:54.760 all right because we can't play the game square one uh bring up the thing what we were reading

01:01:59.040 did we get through this guy's stuff okay thank you good dreams uh nancy no no time for one more

01:02:06.480 we were done with that yeah i guess we're done with that we got time for some more okay nancy um

01:02:11.320 which one which one's nancy would you like a another short one oh i think i want a quality one

01:02:19.360 medium one uh okay let me find oh wait can we read this one there's a youtube comment

01:02:24.880 i didn't read it oh it's just a youtube i don't even know if we're allowed to say it it's long

01:02:30.160 is it long what dude this is a this is a youtube comment

01:02:34.060 yeah they put all right well nancy what do you think we'll let you run the show

01:02:39.280 a youtube comment's fine it's like half a page well okay all right let's check out you want to read

01:02:47.480 that one uh yeah i'll read i can read okay all right here we go we're gonna format it make it real

01:02:52.680 nice so we can see it on the screen here we go you like that it's fine it looks better than when

01:02:59.100 we're looking at the phones i think it probably does do you guys like it better when we look at

01:03:02.660 the screen and read or when we look at our phones and read don't answer that all right uh this says

01:03:08.800 it was a youtube comment random one and i was like oh interesting this person doesn't even really like

01:03:13.840 the show but they just commented and i was like can i read can i read this on the show they never

01:03:18.020 answer so i'm gonna read it on the show how do you know they don't like the show it didn't seem

01:03:21.200 like they were interested in it they were just like hey this is like like it was like they were

01:03:24.720 talking like they're talking to nathaniel gillis i think on on that oh okay by the way guys i think

01:03:30.340 it's his channel chronicles at nephilim death squad.com if you want to submit your schizophrenic

01:03:36.300 testimony and uh one more time just reminding you guys on the 30th of october we're doing a

01:03:42.500 crossover uh live podcast on on halloween eve i'm sorry on mischief night mischief night

01:03:49.040 are we gonna wear uh costumes or is that too pagan uh i would like to wear costumes

01:03:53.340 what kind of i have we can at least wear our cloaks

01:03:55.940 uh the cloaks might i mean the cloak with this lighting would be cool it would be pretty cool

01:04:01.640 and we could switch all right wolf oh oh nancy what are we saying rico says

01:04:07.860 cawi power po david loves the pole

01:04:11.700 that's not nice no name rico okay thank you all right so this is a youtube comment on i think

01:04:19.720 nathaniel gillis's video with us go check that as a necromancer oh wait i didn't finish what i was

01:04:23.560 saying i don't care uh mischief night we're gonna do a crossover podcast with quite frankly quite

01:04:29.720 frankly and uh if you have a really crazy story that you think would be good for a uh you know the

01:04:35.760 day before halloween um go ahead and send it to us and if it's a banger we'll save it for october 30th

01:04:41.400 and we'll we'll do it we'll do it live to a real big audience it'll be very fun all right i've always

01:04:46.900 been really interested in these subjects i'm 36 but i hadn't actually had any real experience with

01:04:52.600 anything definitive uh anything definitively supernatural before that is until december 22nd

01:05:00.180 2024 is there any significance 12 22 24 that's not that's just rude into the microphone i did a little

01:05:10.060 bit to the side it was the craziest thing i've ever experienced i was attacked in the night by what i can

01:05:17.400 only describe as an incubus damn everybody's getting yeah incubus stuff yeah man we're in a culture of lust

01:05:25.640 attempting to cause a nocturnal omission whoa i guess this is a guy this might be a dude trying to get you

01:05:33.260 to ejaculate uh yeah because that like otherwise it would be unless it's piss right well you could

01:05:39.040 make a piss uh well if it's a girl it's just p uh not at least 90 yeah all right all i can say is that

01:05:45.600 it was as or even more real to the touch as is the waking world unlike anything i've ever experienced by

01:05:54.780 far obviously obviously obviously stupid uh so i woke up pretty freaked out this is obviously

01:06:02.560 right before christmas obviously obviously well obviously because it's december 22nd

01:06:09.220 you know this isn't fair they didn't write in to get mocked i think at this point

01:06:15.460 that's you know you guys know what's up well yeah you know what behave in the youtube chat because we

01:06:23.080 might just go ahead that this is uh keep you guys honest well oh what do you always oh let it rip to

01:06:29.900 the youtube so that they can know like oh you're on you're getting put on blast keep talking in the

01:06:33.780 comments keep blapping at the mouth we might read your stuff online dog black live you want you want

01:06:39.400 the attention here it is blip blap this show is dope because it releases dopamine in the brain

01:06:44.820 oh boy they like it all right uh so it's obviously right before christmas stupid not to mention the

01:06:54.920 winter solstice no less and there's just what is there a solstice for every season is there a

01:06:59.240 fall solstice and a spring solstice i don't know we're doing stuff on the summer solstice so that was

01:07:04.980 right that was a that was an accident this is why i don't put much stock in numerology because it's

01:07:10.900 like it could be any time like they're like did you know that kobe bryant did this on the 11th day

01:07:16.200 but his number is like 89 or something i was like yeah but it could maybe just happen i feel like i

01:07:20.220 wouldn't be like if somebody was like did you see that they did it on 4 23 yeah i'd be like that's a

01:07:26.220 number i guess that's a number now i don't know because i feel like you could do it like you could

01:07:30.200 be like oh it's 4 23 every day is a number but if you added it all up oh shit what would four five six

01:07:37.380 nine nine is the number of something i'm sure nine two threes oh no so i rolled over grabbed my

01:07:46.360 tablet opened youtube equinox just to watch something to chill out for a bit it was around

01:07:51.300 midnight and at the top of my home feed was a live stream of that christmas ceremony the pope was

01:07:57.260 participating in it uh at what is he he was participating in at that time in order to apparently

01:08:04.860 open those doors at saint peter's uh how do you say this was basilica in the vatican yeah this is

01:08:10.000 where he was like they they called it portals the skin dude yeah and it was like the bald smooth skin

01:08:15.240 dude with like no ears or whatever and yeah yeah this is when he was open and the and the news was

01:08:19.720 like that the pope will be opening four portals and i'm like portals you mean doors why is he

01:08:26.200 portals like no totally portals he's opening portals and there's a there's a dude with no facial

01:08:31.300 features right here next to him he looks freaked out i'll allow him so they were opening these for

01:08:36.240 this first time since the year 2000 why what's been going on in that room nothing hold on hold on

01:08:41.280 hold on a second pillow bust down says i wake up humping my mattress nearly every maybe he doesn't

01:08:48.200 want this red every night slash morning i realize what's happening roll over to whatever

01:08:54.200 blah blah blah never mind all right now get that off me that was a silly i thought he was saying

01:09:00.140 something great all right take it off okay all right all right he's just being facetious maybe

01:09:03.700 he's being fishy sis all right uh so not sure if there's any connection there but that event was

01:09:08.540 apparently happening at the same time that this freaky stuff was also happening to me i don't know

01:09:14.700 what the heck is going on here but i've since had several encounters with this damn thing at least

01:09:20.320 five now in the months since since uh 2024 so this is uh i assume i mean i don't know if there's a

01:09:27.140 recent comment but wait wait what what what what what did he have an encounter with i'm confused

01:09:32.800 um the thing that wanted his nocturnal emission oh that wanted the juice yeah okay yeah it's trying

01:09:39.400 to get that uh that squirt oh no i've also had visions of these robed figures of light coming to

01:09:47.640 me at night when i lay down almost immediately after i close my eyes so way before i've fallen asleep

01:09:52.920 interesting and these visions are like a tv screen in my head super hd rendered in a bluish

01:10:00.440 white light hmm they've been doing something to me that i can only describe as what feels like a type

01:10:06.360 of electrocution pulling sucking light up off my body to get those emissions yeah it's pretty intense

01:10:14.600 and it hurts i've tried to rebuke it in the name of jesus and it has literally no effect oh that's

01:10:20.220 interesting is this something maybe it's physical yeah like uh astral projectors you know which is

01:10:26.460 that kind of jizzy jam yeah yeah uh my intention isn't to freak anyone out here but i'd really like

01:10:33.580 to know if there's anyone else out there who this is who who has also been experiencing anything

01:10:38.360 similar to this that only just started happening to them since the last winter solstice that also had

01:10:45.540 previously never experienced anything whatsoever like this in the past please and thank you guys

01:10:50.380 i'm actually glad that i read this it doesn't seem like he does they don't like the show i don't know

01:10:55.000 just it felt disrespectful the way they were like i'm not asking you like they seem like they're asking

01:11:00.060 nathaniel and i think they still are i don't even think they said i'm not asking you what does it

01:11:03.420 that it just felt that way they didn't even say that it felt see this is you get all oh oh look at

01:11:09.620 you nasty it was implied you get nasty it was implied that they didn't care what they thought

01:11:14.400 all right well well we don't have any good input anyway so i get it uh yeah i don't know what to

01:11:18.920 tell you uh so saying this carpet feels great try yeshua oh maybe that's the problem no i mean you

01:11:26.600 know we had this idea with fringe where it might actually be something more physical right well you

01:11:30.940 have this this concept of of witches and and their uh friends uh astral projecting into your house and

01:11:39.260 all that kind of jazz and and also i saw something the other day where somebody posted um they thought

01:11:46.220 they had been seeing this cloaked entity like on their property and he's like now this proves it and

01:11:52.640 it's a it's a uh what what do you call those like a game camera uh what is that what it's actually

01:11:58.720 called and it's looking at like the tree line and his car's parked there and all of a sudden you see

01:12:05.000 like this thing just just doing the rounds over his car over and over and over again and he thinks

01:12:10.300 it's a paranormal entity but i'm looking at it and i'm like that looks like a dude with night vision

01:12:16.060 goggles who's totally cloaked and is like doing something to your car and so you know i'm just saying

01:12:23.240 if it is a dude trail cam thank you elohim i don't know what this person said but i'm i've been

01:12:27.540 meaning to go to applebee's um tj blaps and blapplebees he just said blapplebees i haven't

01:12:34.600 been to blapplebees i mean uh applebee's in a long time blapplebees is a great name i haven't been

01:12:39.460 there in a long time and uh i mean it's like you know you're gonna get diarrhea well um it's just

01:12:44.840 like if you're constantly given the choice between blapplebees and chilies why would you not choose

01:12:49.780 chilies they're right next to each other it's crazy that's why i haven't been in a long time but

01:12:52.820 i'm like i should go endless apps probably right they probably still got that olive garden is not

01:12:57.300 too far from uh chilies and i'm like be careful demons in those bathrooms gonna keep going that

01:13:02.740 was actually a pretty scary uh yeah um so that was a great yeah that was a great submission uh what'd

01:13:08.080 you think about that nancy well she doesn't i mean we don't have to ask her what she thinks about i don't

01:13:11.940 even i want to ask her what she thinks about what you think about it okay it was interesting

01:13:16.820 not impressed oh not impressed nancy uh i think we got time for like maybe one more let's do it

01:13:24.080 again nance let's do it again roll the is there a way to roll dice like i feel like we should get

01:13:29.520 like a 20 side because that's basically divination is that yeah if we roll nancy is that divination if

01:13:36.700 we rolled dice to see what we read i didn't think that was i thought that was just i think so

01:13:42.220 if you do it with like one of those dungeons and dragons 20 sided die yeah but we need more

01:13:47.860 options than just six right i mean well maybe it feels like everything that we could have two dice

01:13:55.040 and then all of a sudden you have two die yeah but then you'll never get one through six we have

01:14:00.340 one through you'll never get one you could get one there's no zero zero you never get one you could

01:14:05.860 get you can get you can get anywhere from two to twelve all right well nancy which one do you

01:14:10.580 see nancy if you use just your brain just your asian brain well she does a lot of divination so

01:14:16.520 pick your favorite one nancy i don't care the length you're gonna do it all right favorite

01:14:22.760 hmm well what if it's 15 pages whoa that's not your favorite one be be easy be reasonable

01:14:34.340 okay fine is the 15 page one good i enjoyed it okay but we can't we simply but it's yeah how about

01:14:45.120 8 14 joseph it's only one page joseph joseph with the uh we might be able to do two then hey top and

01:14:54.620 raven oh call me joseph considering it's my name hello joseph joseph uh i've been a fan and a patron

01:15:02.360 for a while now hell yeah dude yeah are you listening right now uh it says since at least

01:15:08.040 neft to america was a regular thing okay it is now this like single net dude is killing me um love the

01:15:15.900 direction you're taking the show thank you we've been a little bit uh rocky lately what direction

01:15:20.920 exactly well i i want to say this we've been a little chaotic and we've been a little bit loose

01:15:28.480 loosey goosey little loosey goosey i think we need to dial it in a little bit okay i think we've

01:15:35.920 been getting a little carried away saying some choice words maybe making some illusions yeah and i

01:15:43.360 think we could maybe not do that so much okay but but then i said it and you were like

01:15:52.620 you did like the matt thing i don't think i did that you did you were like we said it's a christian

01:15:59.380 show but it was a joke and i was like but i want to no i didn't say it was a joke i said that pulling

01:16:03.360 out the gun oh that's not funny i think it's funny that's why i do it well let's keep reading it

01:16:10.080 my story isn't too interesting what the hell nancy yeah you said this was an interesting one all right

01:16:16.860 fine but it shaped the way i live my life for the better part of 20 years hearing top talk about his

01:16:23.660 dog man and the whole concept of just not looking sparked me to write this i grew up with divorced

01:16:30.640 parents they split when i was two my whole childhood in early teenage years i was living full time with

01:16:38.320 my mother and her fiance uh which is french for a husband to be and would see my dad on weekends

01:16:46.720 when i was nine we moved houses from a small unit into a three-bedroom house on a bit of property

01:16:54.060 on the outskirts of town it was the first time me and my brother had our own rooms okay cool

01:17:00.200 uh the first few years of living there was fine nothing out of the ordinary when i was 12

01:17:07.180 on the night before my 13th birthday i decided if i go to bed earlier i will fall asleep earlier

01:17:14.880 and sleep is like time travel to my birthday yes this is sound like that's a dude same yeah

01:17:21.080 same i would do the same thing and it's true and it is yeah i tell my kids that i'm like hey listen

01:17:26.440 if you just go to sleep like tomorrow's fast it's here now basically it's here now you just go no you

01:17:31.760 can skip ahead it's got to get through some of those horrific dreams yeah uh it was around

01:17:37.080 7 p.m that i went to it's jarring uh it was around 7 p.m that i went to bed determined to sleep

01:17:44.200 i don't have a memory of falling asleep but that's common they used to actually bug me out

01:17:50.320 not remembering when you fell asleep yeah like i would be like you know i i i know i fall asleep

01:17:58.660 but i can never remember the moment and i don't know kind of troubled me a little bit for a while when

01:18:04.420 i was a kid and i would remember like thinking about it a lot like i'm gonna try to remember

01:18:08.660 falling asleep but yeah it's just like a thing you don't remember you know it's it's not something

01:18:14.120 that you can kind of they're asking if we're talking about time travel time travel time travel

01:18:18.940 this isn't uh matt the bible study with matt fuck you talking this is nephilim hey man we're trying

01:18:25.480 to do better saying like the drop you said the f word that's just dumb though it is dumb yeah you

01:18:30.720 know what it is it's dumb you're right what i do remember is waking up at 3 12 a.m so dumb time

01:18:39.700 travel opening the blinds that were uh by my bed for seemingly no reason since i never did it before

01:18:48.080 and definitely never did it afterwards so this kid just wakes up at 3 12 and opens up his blinds

01:18:52.760 uh what i saw was a clear outline of a man or something as big as a man whoa who pressed up

01:19:01.020 against my window he's getting ready to blap you up damn pressed up pressing up on you pressed up

01:19:08.000 against the window that's what you don't uh if you go to prison and they press up on you you don't

01:19:12.060 you're gonna get blapped we might be overusing the word blap it's a fun word yeah but it's fun for a

01:19:20.620 while i feel like i got looking he said 3 a.m is blappy hour damn that's funny z man damn that's

01:19:28.040 funny i feel like blap is like something that only we find funny like if but if we say it in real life

01:19:33.220 let's try it we'll say it let's just use it casually a couple of times uh my wife thinks it's

01:19:37.980 funny yeah but what does she know that's true she thinks i'm funny uh just like you're so funny

01:19:43.780 yeah but what do we do what do we do where do we go we got a stress life you got a stress test it

01:19:49.180 we got stress test lap just say it to people what do we do just like hey blapity blap no that's

01:19:55.660 stupid uh there's ways to disguise it within context you're like man i just got hit in the head blap

01:20:02.960 right in the head lap or you go uh not feeling too good and they go what's the matter you're like

01:20:07.780 just be all blapped up raven's wife said it was a pity laugh damn it dude all right let's get out

01:20:15.480 of the chat um uh what do you remember is waking up at 3 12 a.m opening the blinds that were by my

01:20:22.100 bed and uh oh i'm sorry uh what i saw was a clear outline of a man or something as big as a man pressed

01:20:28.160 up against my window see like pressed up can't be blapped i mean what does blap even mean it takes

01:20:33.160 away from the well no i'm saying i didn't say blacked up against my window i said he's gonna he's

01:20:37.060 getting ready to blap you up because that's aggressive i like all right i mean i guess we

01:20:42.320 could use it in that context as well it's just i'm trying to be a little more careful with my words

01:20:46.360 mr nobody says blap is nds verbiage can only be used in-house it's not for it's not necessarily for

01:20:53.400 us it's for everybody uh max meek says if i'm not allowed to speak then my energy goes elsewhere

01:20:59.500 i don't know what that oh hi max hey max i don't know what he means uh i had a light

01:21:05.120 just freaking out in the chat um you know now now i'm a little this is like if you're not i know i

01:21:12.180 want to go through the chat and be like what was he saying we're going through the chat we're going

01:21:15.520 to see he just says hey dudes and ladies and then he goes uh my dreams are amazing was buying a $1.99

01:21:23.720 blender at a very nice goodwill last night all right

01:21:27.160 he does and then what else does he say he goes

01:21:32.080 he goes nothing he should be highlighting this and then then he goes hey yo if i'm not allowed to

01:21:39.800 speak i'm gonna lose it my energy is going somewhere else he's like i'm coming to your house

01:21:44.520 to kill you in real life oh this chat oh the chat's dead on his own join the patreon you spent

01:21:50.640 like 50 he spent a hundred dollars the other day look look at the chats from just within the last

01:21:56.500 minute it is literally the black minute the black minute it's all the patreon yeah people wonder

01:22:02.640 like who we're talking to we're talking to the page the patreon is the most bumpiness chat

01:22:08.260 that's not a word either bumpiness chat of all of the uh you know of all the things of all the

01:22:15.500 the platforms yeah um okay so he was pressed up against my window i had a light outside of my

01:22:21.400 bedroom window and the garden was illuminated yet this figure figure had no features at all okay so

01:22:27.780 he could see it was like illuminated but he couldn't see was it open up doors in the vatican

01:22:31.260 oh shit language the black tree on yes thank you hicktown honey see everybody's using it and i want

01:22:38.840 to use it it's you just got to be careful with it because look at this is the last few comments

01:22:43.580 blap nation the patreon is straight blapped top blapster and blapvid this is the best dude

01:22:50.180 the patreon is the best and i just want to okay so okay but here's the thing though yeah oh wait

01:22:57.020 manprew manprew said he was drunk manprew you were drunk when you sent that money

01:23:01.000 that was on a sunday morning oh my god manprew what the heck is going on dude i really like the

01:23:06.680 chat i like i like the people in the chat uh it's pretty it's a little concerning i like them over

01:23:12.100 there and and if he wasn't east coast it was even earlier dr blappenstein i don't want to overuse it

01:23:19.480 i don't want to overdo it and then it does look like they're overdoing it they're just crushing

01:23:24.480 they're having so much fun with the blap blap your they said blap blap blap blap your hands

01:23:29.780 okay all right all right all right this is is this bad audio can somebody i have no idea comment

01:23:36.440 comment to us if you think this is bad i don't know how people listen to this let me tell you

01:23:40.520 something even if it is bad audio we're giving you like so many because because it's so different

01:23:46.100 than nds right yeah we're giving you a lot so we're allowed to like screw around yeah dude

01:23:50.740 on the podcast format yeah we're uh uh i don't regret it the money what did he say go up i want

01:23:56.500 to see what manprew said i don't regret it the money sending or drinking in the a.m yeah on west

01:24:01.580 coast he was three hours you're drinking at like 5 a.m manprew what the hell's going on in your life

01:24:07.280 dude what's going on unbelievable terrible audio i've blapped it out completely okay john galt the

01:24:17.020 blaptist uh okay i let go of the blinds ran into my brother's room and slept on the floor for the

01:24:25.400 rest of the night his floor for the rest of nothing else happened or has happened to me since but to

01:24:28.980 this day i don't look out any windows if the blinds or curtains are shut if i don't look it doesn't

01:24:34.540 exist that's right top lops is dog man that's it god bless yeah you right thank you joseph

01:24:41.180 sorry it took so long to get through that uh tards must now use blap and ease when speaking

01:24:46.140 blap and ease uh cori pori poe what is it i don't know how it goes anymore our next guest is going to

01:24:52.200 be like what is this chat talking about we have actually we have a topher gardner coming back

01:24:56.960 tomorrow i'm excited oh topher's coming very early in the morning that's nice yeah let let her address

01:25:01.620 that i want to read one more quick one because i still do have a little bit of time okay all right a

01:25:06.980 little bit of time but nancy's nancy's got to play a sound read a chat and then pick another uh

01:25:12.200 oh there she goes rico says i'm now rico the blaptist thanks top and raven by the way i'm in

01:25:23.140 patreon too i'm just donating to the black progation well like congregate thank you very much yeah like

01:25:30.580 congregation but collaboration thank you very much no name rico or uh rico the blaptist i appreciate

01:25:36.860 that uh i appreciate that very cool the blapture is near the blapture is near we now have to have

01:25:44.280 a uh get blapt shirt like it has to we have to have a shirt get blapped get blapped it just like

01:25:50.840 doesn't mean what does it mean it doesn't mean anything i just like the shirt that says just like

01:25:54.500 real like this big like right right here and it just says blap i like that real like and people go

01:26:02.500 what does that mean i was like you know what that means you watch the show yeah blap like it has our

01:26:09.240 logo on the chest and then underneath it just is blap blaptaria blaptaria damn well what's

01:26:15.760 blapping in what blapping the blap for me oh this is black this is black for me okay nancy we need

01:26:21.800 another nancy we need another story because we just are losing our mind chop chop nancy 821 mexican

01:26:29.400 catholic you might thank you for that one thank you for picking that what does that mean what the

01:26:36.060 hell do you what do you mean by that nancy is that a brown joke you know i think she's getting fed up

01:26:40.600 with our shit yeah no you know what it's it's getting weird too like people have been making a lot of

01:26:45.300 brown jokes at me yeah and uh it's fine i mean i i like it i like when people make you upset

01:26:53.660 blap for met blap for met all right blap for met yeah uh hey guys my name is izzy hi izzy

01:27:01.820 same izzy we interviewed probably not there's probably more of them let me see the skip to the

01:27:05.760 bottom no izzy izzy izzy all right i've been contemplating sharing for a while uh a while now

01:27:11.880 but it seems that my experiences are very similar to many people who submit so we're just going to

01:27:16.540 read the same crap over and over and that's what we do it don't get it's not crap we're helping

01:27:21.760 people we're helping i like doing it because people that have weird experiences they might not know

01:27:28.300 our whole body of work they just might hear one episode and they might go oh my god other people

01:27:34.000 have this same strange experience that i have and they use jesus christ to get out of it i'm just

01:27:37.920 trying not to get i don't get upset whatever happened to our children's book uh i don't know

01:27:43.520 you're gonna now help the church with their audio like we do a lot well don't be late that's brown

01:27:50.140 time touche pingaling a ding pingaling ding all right all right i grew up in a cath i grew up

01:27:55.960 catholic in a mexican household with many family many family members 27 you know how they do it

01:28:02.120 yeah maybe in that house blapping just smelling stanking no mexican households smell good they smell

01:28:08.780 like food like food yeah yeah mexican food which is good yeah i did see something recently where

01:28:16.360 somebody was just like can we stop pretending that this brown food is good i think it's pretty

01:28:21.360 good it actually is good like i don't know what you've i get it you want to get upset about white

01:28:25.500 erasure and stuff but like it's worth the price of admission let's not lie though because it is good

01:28:31.240 indian food indian food is like something like a like like butter chicken indian food is the

01:28:38.820 exaggerated disgusting version of mexican like the indian phenomenon is now yeah i don't want to get

01:28:45.000 into like race relations this is not do you like indian food oh that's a good question i don't think

01:28:49.820 she does i don't wait i want to say she goes it's all right i like the kind that the british people

01:28:57.540 make the british people what does that mean i don't know what that means it's like indian food but it's

01:29:04.480 clean and it's fancy and it's tasty oh you mean like they she just means like i like when they wash

01:29:10.220 their hands and don't touch my food with their hands that's a given another question nancy nancy

01:29:15.220 you're dating a guy he says i'm bringing you to an indian restaurant what do you say first date you

01:29:20.040 hopping in the tacoma and and off-roading on your way there or or is it a hard pass are you preparing

01:29:25.680 the kill room uh i'd go depending on the restaurant she's cool all right here we go um what are we saying

01:29:35.180 here all right so he grew up as a devout catholic he did his first communion confirmation and partook

01:29:40.380 in the eucharist uh but i believe where my story is slightly different what's the eucharist it sounds

01:29:45.500 crunchy the eucharist is sounds like yuca that's the stuff that comes out after you give birth that

01:29:51.700 black stuff oh some people fry that up and eat that it's like a bag but it's high in nutrition so that's

01:29:58.380 what they're eating yeah so it sounds like crispy yuca but his story begins in a different spot uh it's

01:30:04.060 slightly different than what i believe the cabala goes hand in hand with mexican catholicism it does

01:30:10.300 hand in hand with catholicism in general i didn't know that there was like mexican catholicism yeah

01:30:16.300 yeah it's it's with the saints oh so this is where we get santaria this is where you get sun well i mean

01:30:21.220 yeah it's it's mixed up like uh our lady of guadalupe and there's like a lot of like mother mary

01:30:27.080 but it's like mexican mary i got a lady by the way who maria i've not been saying anything to her yet

01:30:33.760 but she keeps tweeting at me and basically saying like you know i am the goddess and uh my time is

01:30:41.260 coming and she's kind of like insane and kind of like and she's totally insane and i go like she

01:30:46.960 she'll say something insane and i just don't have it in my heart because she's uh what does it say

01:30:51.480 mexican catholicism is like saying black crime it's just crime um so but but i'm i'm holding on to this

01:30:59.780 thing because i keep going to her page and i'm like you know when somebody's crazy you immediately

01:31:04.520 go what do you look like right uh sorry an ex anorexic dyslexia says santa muerte that's like

01:31:10.860 strong crossovers with uh mexican catholicism the uh the occult satanism uh what is it the cartel

01:31:21.140 oh yeah cartel yeah daytime cartel and i might be misspeaking here because i'm not mexican but yeah

01:31:26.680 i gotta look into it because i remember a long time ago learning that even like the

01:31:29.860 bloods and crips had um like like satanic shit at the top of it because they actually do have like

01:31:35.840 the pentagram is associated with the bloods and the crips have a symbol that's associated with them

01:31:40.100 and you go wait a second those are esoteric symbols yeah yeah why are you doing that like they even do

01:31:43.880 a thing with their finger this black people are very talented i used to do it no not the blood thing

01:31:48.420 they make like a pentagram with their fingers oh and i'm like oh that's crazy that is weird do you

01:31:54.380 think it means as much when they do it um i don't think the spirits are as happy yeah they're like

01:31:59.280 this is low iq anti-semitism this isn't good um okay so i believe this may have something to do with

01:32:05.780 the spanish going to mexico and most mexicans having sephardic jews in their bloodline so maybe

01:32:11.960 a long tradition that was brought over that's interesting this guy's getting anti-semitic here

01:32:17.900 that's fine it's allowed i'll allow it but be careful allow it be careful though as a kid me and

01:32:26.640 my siblings were always visiting witch doctors for cleansings what the we wore that's crazy so

01:32:32.760 you're catholic but you're constantly going to witch doctors for cleansing we wore red bracelets

01:32:38.360 an ambulance this is kabbalah crap man i like this story good choice nancy uh oh that's cool um

01:32:45.860 sancho says join gray pilled podcast patreon for exclusive gang and esoteric symbolism that's cool

01:32:51.700 yeah yeah that's very cool we got to have him back on the show soon we're creating a team as it were

01:32:58.140 as it were i think yeah this he would be in don't tell him that we're thinking about it but we would

01:33:04.000 love to add uh the gray pilled podcast to what we're doing don't tell him because i don't want

01:33:07.980 to know what we're doing we don't know what we're doing and i don't want him to like i don't want to

01:33:11.360 go to his head and for him to get all weird about it but i'm thinking about like he would be a really

01:33:15.400 good addition to what we're doing right but just don't tell him because it's going to get weird

01:33:18.820 for some reason we would fall sick every time we'd visit mexico and it was always attributed to

01:33:23.820 witchcraft yeah dude uh in mexico this type of stuff is common like the stories of old woman

01:33:29.000 turning into owls and people encountering the devil mexico is a crazy place we need to get more

01:33:35.820 mexican stories because it's like it's legit crazy you know who i would like you know how like one of

01:33:40.680 the things i did like jimmy kimmel has like a short like fat mexican guy that he like uses and abuses

01:33:46.940 yeah what's his name doesn't matter i'd like one we'd like well we have a very tall asian which

01:33:52.980 yeah yeah yeah but she's like you know she's she's clicking away yeah with her skinwalker

01:33:58.760 but i want like one that just sits in the room in the corner yeah maybe get them like a little

01:34:05.560 you know how they sell tiny sofas for children yeah yeah one of those like a tiny armchair for babies

01:34:10.520 we'll work on that uh oh yeah all right my youngest sibling has a different dad but his grandma was one

01:34:18.340 of these women in these stories the actual story goes to what to hat the neighborhood that the

01:34:26.460 neighborhood the actual story goes that the neighborhood kids saw an owl land and was watching

01:34:31.720 them so they beat it up that's awesome that's mexican that's so mad they beat an owl's ass

01:34:36.880 how do you even do that well imagine an owl's there to to curse you and to be you know the spirit of

01:34:43.140 lilith and all this and you just go not to there punch it in his head the next day my brother's

01:34:49.180 grandma came out of her house with the same injuries pillow bust down says jewel show already

01:34:55.180 has the top lobster production stinger at the beginning uh we're just not we're really not

01:35:00.220 doing a good job at like making it make sense tying it together we're we're we're getting somewhere

01:35:05.460 something is happening what i notice about this show is we have a lot of ideas things and then god

01:35:10.680 goes almost not exactly but almost here and then something just opens up and it kind of rhymes with

01:35:17.980 what we wanted to do yeah and then we just start like we like to go like we're working hard and it's

01:35:22.800 like kind of we're just falling down a path like a path opens up and we're standing at the top of the

01:35:27.880 hill and then just tumbling down it yes that's that's pretty much the entire show yeah dude it really

01:35:32.800 is all right so i i agree with you guys that this is more common than we think like i told you earlier

01:35:37.420 we grew up in a home with many family members they like keep saying many he's like many there's a

01:35:43.140 lot lies yeah it's this house oh maybe he means like like uh like manny like emmanuel family members

01:35:50.480 yeah yeah like manuel manny being manny yeah a lot of manny's in this house there's manuel there's

01:35:57.560 emmanuel we saw this stuff a lot and it was pretty normal another instance instance was when one of my

01:36:04.460 aunts left her husband and ran off with someone younger oh when they were cleaning out her room

01:36:09.660 they found a shrine with a picture of her husband this explains why he never left her even though she

01:36:15.240 would do him dirty damn she was doing witchcraft dude i'm telling you like that is what's happening

01:36:21.040 to my dad yeah like i did something that like every time i think about it i'm like how crazy is that

01:36:26.900 that my father is being actively subjected to witchcraft yeah dude it's not crazy at all this is a

01:36:32.820 fairly common is there a lot of manny's in his house uh yeah i mean if i showed you some pictures

01:36:38.040 of me and my family in his house you'd be like manny manuel emmanuel yeah there's a way to break

01:36:43.280 the curse we got to figure it out oh that's hard that's hard i don't know what that looks like

01:36:48.980 killer no all right all right i'm just spitballing nah you can't do that it's a joke this is a christian

01:36:57.000 show comedy show christian comedy show i have many more stories but i will wait until later

01:37:02.580 time but it involves the ghosts possibly lilith and more witchcraft i love your guys show i feel

01:37:09.500 like i found my people because you guys in the community are putting together all these types of

01:37:15.620 of things together you guys are blapping continually into my my ear holes and i i'm enjoying it this is

01:37:23.080 what he says that's what he says that's what he goes on to say i was at rohemian grove oh let's go

01:37:28.720 yeah mexican is is he did we meet yeah are you mexican but i'm an introvert so i was too shy to say

01:37:36.700 what's up uh that's kind of don't be shy well we're never gonna do it again so we're literally

01:37:42.320 fucking losers dude dude

01:37:47.000 you can't you can't do that anymore this is not what we're doing all right we're uncool

01:37:56.780 no we've had enough of we've had enough of it but it's not we're doing anymore say it say it to the

01:38:02.680 people it's christian show but i'll definitely be at the next one i also live in tampa so if you guys

01:38:09.300 ever do local gatherings i will be there as well see this is what i'm talking about with the coffee shop

01:38:14.860 coffee coffee we could do live shows at the coffee shop and manuel will show up his name's not manuel

01:38:22.960 what is his name come back up no izzy izzy will show up he won't say hi but he'll show up

01:38:32.200 yeah yeah i think it's a great idea also my brother listens to the show too and he says raven should

01:38:38.860 turn his show into a colon show hybrid where you can discuss these types of things i can't let you

01:38:44.160 people get close to me okay get close and uh and i just right now it's like i just don't have time

01:38:49.360 to do if you understood the amount of uh stress that that sentence just put on him yeah it's like a

01:38:55.340 colon show like they actually talk to me well i think i had like somebody call in one time

01:39:01.360 to a show and they talked a lot i think and i was down honey i love it say whatever words

01:39:08.340 i mean just the black honey yeah i don't know uh uh i i kick around the idea like i i you know

01:39:16.080 timeline cleanses uh is so for the people indefinitely put to bed until we have some

01:39:21.840 sort of an external thing i'm not gonna do it exorcism no no no i'm not gonna do it in your house

01:39:26.820 i'm not gonna be like hey and he's like no you can't it's fine you can't do it in the coffee shop

01:39:30.720 either no i can't do it in the coffee shop coffee coffee i don't know we'll we'll figure it out

01:39:35.600 we're gonna get a fourth camera i gotta get a fourth camera but we have to figure these things

01:39:40.660 out you could still do it you could still yeah we really need we need a third studio guys if you're

01:39:47.620 rich it's just crazy because like this this week what do we do we do uh one two three four five six

01:39:53.780 seven tomorrow how many numbers we have a lot of how many episodes do we have tomorrow one just one

01:39:58.900 eight episodes this week blapping blap blap blap blap thanks guys for your time keep doing what you

01:40:05.240 guys are doing there's no commas no periods uh i feel like you guys are gonna blow up because you

01:40:11.280 guys are touching on these subjects it says subjects what happened what was the pause for it

01:40:18.200 says it was for dramatic pause subject okay i liked it i wanted to see if you would jump in and i

01:40:23.640 wanted to see how long it took it was like two seconds did you hear it nancy i like what logical

01:40:27.820 idiot says scroll up he goes buy a nightclub rent a nightclub during the day uh rent a nightclub

01:40:35.340 during the day the sound system's already set up yeah but it's filled with demons oh the demons

01:40:39.940 from the blapping yeah we can't do nightclubs it's got to be a place that's light and airy

01:40:44.480 like a place that's real good blap town honey wants us to go to her basement no no right you could

01:40:50.580 do santarianas i simply won't do it santaria santa muerte santa muerte santa muerte anas you're

01:40:57.480 trying to do santa muerte blapticisms no we're not doing any of this stuff we're not gonna do we're

01:41:04.180 gonna we're gonna figure it out we're not gonna walk into your traps we're gonna get some wealthy

01:41:07.540 donors i'll call i'll call general flynn again and we'll get it all squared away but i think that's

01:41:13.840 all the time that i'm gonna do today nancy tell the people where they can find you

01:41:20.440 where you're at tell them your website and your plugs go

01:41:24.280 chronicles nds at gmail.com that's it keep changing you keep changing it

01:41:35.140 no it's it's both of them i got all those things you can send it anywhere they want your home address

01:41:40.760 don't tell them that tell them your home address

01:41:43.400 you know she's like it sounds like i'm what i imagine she's doing is she's got like a knife

01:41:52.800 and she's carving a stone yes and the stone is in the shape of like something horrifying like us

01:41:58.880 maybe and she's got little stone idols of us and she's carving them and she's cursing well she was

01:42:04.640 gonna you know what she was gonna send us right uh a lock of your hair that you were gonna be

01:42:11.200 really confused about how she got no yeah she probably has that but no she was gonna do you

01:42:15.900 want to tell them what you're gonna send us or should we just end it i don't want to make her

01:42:18.620 uncomfortable what was she gonna send us she has cool stuff and i kind of wanted it but i was like

01:42:22.820 i don't know if i really want that no tell us what it was nancy you told us yesterday and i've forgotten

01:42:26.660 i don't want to say nancy okay she is just full of secrets that's all right guys we'll be back

01:42:39.100 tomorrow with topher gardner so just show up it's going to be a fun one but it's not going to be

01:42:43.600 anything like this yeah it's going to be good it's going to be good it's going to be great ready

01:42:49.000 was this good uh rock pink no wait wait konichiwa

01:42:54.660 the greatest hypnotist on planet earth is a oblong box in the corner of the room

01:43:00.980 it is constantly telling us what to believe is real you can persuade us

01:43:06.520 that what they see with their eyes is what there is to see

01:43:10.600 because they'll think face of an expedition

01:43:15.760 and they have

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Nephilim Death Squad - October 06, 2025

I Met a Demon Smoking Weed ｜ NDS Chronicles： 037

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