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00:01:27.940 in the shadows of the ancient ones, they never went away, they're still here today

00:01:44.940 Today Alvarino said Neville and Dumb Squad

00:01:54.760 And you guys are so absolutely fun

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00:02:15.740 Welcome back, ladies and gentlemen, to another episode of Nephilim Death Squad.

00:02:22.780 I am David Lee Corvo, a.k.a. The Raven.

00:02:24.780 That's Top Lops of the Father of Disinformation.

00:02:26.920 We are joined by Matthew Heppner, formerly with three Ts, now with five.

00:02:33.440 Also professional podcaster and host of Straight Bible.

00:02:37.080 And we are coming at you live from the setup for the Bohemian Grove VIP Day,

00:02:43.180 which is very exciting.

00:02:44.240 I'm very excited.

00:02:45.840 Top and I, Matt's been no help.

00:02:47.240 Top and I have spent the last couple of days revamping the back library here

00:02:52.160 to accommodate all of the dangerous retards who will soon be descending

00:02:55.280 upon the standard coffee shop in Lady Lake, Florida.

00:02:57.660 Before we get into any of that at all, though, where are you going to support us?

00:03:02.420 That's what you want to know, and I want you to know that.

00:03:04.280 so patreon.com forward slash really tiny i don't know why is it so tiny it's over your face

00:03:11.940 unbelievable uh we'll figure this out but uh patreon.com forward slash nephilim death squad

00:03:17.240 go there sign up gain early access to episodes uh what else access to communities of dangerous

00:03:23.620 retards on twitter on discord and on telegram and also access to the weekly nds bible study

00:03:30.640 which, by the way, it's tonight, right?

00:03:33.900 So that's the NDSBS.

00:03:34.940 How are they doing that if they're not traveling?

00:03:37.540 A lot of them are traveling, but luckily Discord is an app on the phone.

00:03:40.580 And you can also join us in a fap.

00:03:43.260 And I think that would be great.

00:03:44.440 So anybody who's looking to fap, you can get together with all the dangerous retards and start fapping.

00:03:49.900 And, no, we're not talking about masturbation.

00:03:51.480 We're talking about fasting and prayer.

00:03:53.240 It's a very cool idea the community has decided to get involved with leading up to Bohemian Grove,

00:03:58.000 but also just in general.

00:03:58.980 Guys, if you are on the Patreon, our tagged post is this one right here.

00:04:03.880 So experience Bohemian Grove for live anywhere in the world.

00:04:07.740 It's $20 if you are below the $10 tier.

00:04:11.820 Yes.

00:04:12.220 Matt, shut up.

00:04:12.760 Can you stop that?

00:04:13.980 I don't even know what you're talking about.

00:04:14.920 That was disgusting.

00:04:15.600 I didn't say anything.

00:04:16.600 No, you're just hacking up shit over there.

00:04:18.340 I saw things fly out of your mouth.

00:04:19.060 That was one of the boomers that walked through.

00:04:20.520 $20 if you want to buy it outright, but if you subscribe at a $10 or higher tier, you also have access to it.

00:04:26.520 Isn't that money, boy?

00:04:27.580 That's our sneaky way of saying, look, we'll let you pay $10, but you've got to stick around and keep paying us more money in the future.

00:04:33.160 Yeah, or you can go to toplobster.com, and you can go there.

00:04:37.920 Last-minute tickets are available as well, so go ahead and go and grab those.

00:04:41.700 We have our new thing up here, a little banner.

00:04:44.660 That link on the left there is going to bring you to the live stream ticket link,

00:04:48.200 and the one on the right will give you tickets to Bohemian Grill.

00:04:52.160 VIP is obviously sold out.

00:04:53.600 VIP is going to be crazy.

00:04:54.420 I think we have a couple of VIP tickets.

00:04:57.300 We might be able to upgrade a couple of people because I saw somebody was giving them away.

00:05:01.720 We'll talk to you guys on the Patreon about that.

00:05:03.740 If you're a Patreon member, obviously get first dibs on the Bohemian Grove tickets if there are any available.

00:05:08.260 And also, shout out to Dave Burns for the awesome artwork.

00:05:11.240 The Bohemian Grove 4 poster in the style of Indiana Jones is really fantastic.

00:05:15.740 So, man, I mean, I'm excited, and I don't know what we're going to do here today.

00:05:20.140 We're going to answer some questions, I suppose.

00:05:22.220 It's going to slam it.

00:05:22.980 We want to slam the door.

00:05:23.600 That's good.

00:05:25.260 Because I didn't bring any content.

00:05:26.440 Did you bring any content?

00:05:27.300 I didn't bring any content.

00:05:27.900 Did you bring any content, Matt?

00:05:29.360 No, I'm just wondering about that door.

00:05:30.780 Should we put a little sticky thing down the side, like a little Velcro on it?

00:05:34.720 Oh, to keep it closed?

00:05:35.680 Yeah.

00:05:35.920 I don't think so.

00:05:36.480 No, no, not closed, but just so when it closes, it doesn't get too crazy.

00:05:39.500 Hey, check out this thing.

00:05:40.260 It's a video of a pig, and they say he didn't have anything ready.

00:05:43.000 I knew it.

00:05:53.380 Oh, is that Ernesto?

00:05:57.300 You guys are so dark.

00:06:01.280 I don't want to watch this.

00:06:02.060 What's happening to that?

00:06:02.920 Is it giving birth?

00:06:03.820 They're saying pigs have demons.

00:06:05.780 And, you know, it's obviously in reference to the legion that wants to be put into the pigs.

00:06:11.840 I don't think that was a pig full of demons.

00:06:14.200 I think that was a pig having a seizure.

00:06:16.900 Or having a baby.

00:06:17.000 And it just looked much more like that, did it?

00:06:18.760 No, I don't think it was having a baby.

00:06:20.400 You sure?

00:06:21.340 No, I'm not sure.

00:06:22.720 And that's a good question.

00:06:23.960 Bye, Riley.

00:06:24.680 What?

00:06:25.320 Leaving already?

00:06:26.360 Yeah.

00:06:26.640 How many cups do you have?

00:06:27.860 Getting out of here early.

00:06:29.040 Clocking out early.

00:06:30.020 Riley with the big clocking out early.

00:06:33.640 We really messed up their whole job, like their whole.

00:06:36.240 Oh, yeah.

00:06:36.700 They had like a nice gig before where they just made coffee and were left alone.

00:06:40.200 And they're like sometimes Matt's not here, but now Matt's here like every day.

00:06:43.360 Yeah.

00:06:43.780 But like at odd points in the day.

00:06:45.600 In a different capacity where he feels emboldened to say rude things to them.

00:06:49.960 Racist things.

00:06:50.500 And that worked out.

00:06:51.060 Oh, wait.

00:06:51.400 By the way, guys, we've made a goal on YouTube here.

00:06:54.740 If we get a certain amount of YouTube donations, which I don't remember how many it is, I guess I could look, 10 more above the price of maybe $10, we will give you absolutely nothing, but we will be very grateful for it.

00:07:10.340 And so I don't know.

00:07:11.300 Do any of these Super Chats have questions?

00:07:13.700 How much for one of those amazing posters of, what is that, St. Top Lobster and Baby Raven?

00:07:20.180 Oh, we're actually going to have those printed out at Bohemian Grove.

00:07:22.260 So if you're here, I don't know how much they're going to cost.

00:07:24.740 But they're for sale.

00:07:26.640 You can buy them.

00:07:27.380 I have no idea.

00:07:28.520 I don't want to say we'll have to price them out when we get there.

00:07:31.220 But they will be available for purchase.

00:07:34.040 And so, yeah.

00:07:35.260 The Countdown to Brogrove 4 has begun.

00:07:37.760 Can't wait to see you dangerous retards again.

00:07:40.700 It's really great reading the name of the fan base.

00:07:47.760 Schizofren.

00:07:49.200 Thank you, Schizofren.

00:07:50.900 You're talking about on the Facebook page.

00:07:52.080 I know.

00:07:52.360 I have to fucking read what they said.

00:07:55.560 People are walking by as I'm reading it.

00:07:57.940 This is so crazy.

00:07:59.720 They have the glee of Christmas morning right now, too,

00:08:02.240 when they walk through and see everything.

00:08:04.060 They're all just like, what's going on?

00:08:05.780 I'm like, the dangerous retard.

00:08:07.360 Anchovy Apostle says, is the library going to be off limits outside of the VIP?

00:08:11.460 My wife wanted to handle Matt's copy of Pilgrim's Promise.

00:08:20.820 What's that?

00:08:21.260 You have a copy of Pilgrim's Progress?

00:08:24.220 He might have missed out.

00:08:25.580 Maybe, maybe.

00:08:26.420 Pilgrim's Progress is like the OG book.

00:08:28.380 It's like the number two book in the world ever read behind the Bible.

00:08:31.200 I think he thinks because we're in the villages, that's like a swinging reference.

00:08:34.340 Could be that.

00:08:35.880 Wait, is Anchovy Apostle's coming then, huh?

00:08:37.800 Anchovy Apostle's coming.

00:08:39.180 Hey, look at this guy.

00:08:40.360 Hey, it's Unc.

00:08:44.180 UN2RC.

00:08:44.880 Oscar says, I'll be there next time, but I will be there in the live stream for more microphones and stuff.

00:08:49.500 Thank you very much.

00:08:50.220 He's actually running an ultramarathon this weekend, dude.

00:08:52.780 Oh, really?

00:08:53.420 Yeah, 50 miles this weekend.

00:08:54.320 Dude, he looks like a guy that runs an ultramarathon.

00:08:56.280 Okay, I'm not positive about that.

00:08:56.840 Got a body on him.

00:08:57.940 Looks like it's shiny, too.

00:08:59.120 You've been lubing up, bad boy?

00:09:00.200 All right, so Anchovy Apostle wants to know if the library is going to be closed otherwise.

00:09:04.980 Not really.

00:09:05.780 No, no, it's open all the time.

00:09:08.260 And you'll be able to come through here, but as far as access to the books,

00:09:13.100 I don't know if you've noticed we've done a really cool thing where we've draped everything off

00:09:16.340 and put these super cool posters up.

00:09:18.620 Yeah, if you want to get to the books,

00:09:20.680 Pilgrim's Progress is actually right here.

00:09:22.400 And so if you come up to this little banner right here.

00:09:25.480 Wait, which one?

00:09:26.840 Where the raven is holding a wiener, you'll just have to move that.

00:09:29.440 That's all.

00:09:29.780 And then, yeah, boom, you're right in for the books.

00:09:31.900 There you go.

00:09:32.420 So you'll have access to it.

00:09:33.780 As long as you're a dangerous retard,

00:09:35.080 we might reach behind the curtain and grab something for you.

00:09:37.000 Oh, it's Sethlehem.

00:09:38.160 Thank you very much for the $10 donation.

00:09:40.400 Take my money, Desperate Poor.

00:09:41.960 It's greatly appreciated, Seth.

00:09:43.080 And Seth is also going to be here.

00:09:44.740 Is he?

00:09:44.940 Right, Seth?

00:09:45.560 You said he's coming?

00:09:46.300 Right, Seth?

00:09:47.080 He said he's going to come.

00:09:47.740 He's going to come?

00:09:48.960 No, I think he's going to come.

00:09:50.760 I think he's definitely going to come.

00:09:51.820 Does Z-Man know?

00:09:52.660 Oh, Z-Man does know about the energy bites.

00:09:54.660 That's right.

00:09:54.900 Yeah, and Z-Man's not coming either.

00:09:56.460 I offered Z-Man to come, and he said, I'm not going to come.

00:09:58.800 Wow, these guys just give us money.

00:10:00.060 Wow, thank you for the money.

00:10:02.660 Wait, we should.

00:10:03.360 I thought Nancy was reading this shit.

00:10:04.860 Oh, Nancy, read these.

00:10:05.100 What am I doing your job for?

00:10:06.480 She could care less.

00:10:07.080 I didn't agree to that.

00:10:08.780 All right.

00:10:09.880 She's Nancy.

00:10:10.380 Hold on, wait.

00:10:10.780 We've got to make a noise for her.

00:10:12.240 Pick a noise, please.

00:10:13.460 I didn't agree to that.

00:10:15.360 No, Nancy, stop it now.

00:10:16.720 You can either go gong or jap.

00:10:18.920 It doesn't matter if you agree to it, Nancy.

00:10:20.660 It's what people said here.

00:10:21.760 See, look at the bottom.

00:10:22.860 Nancy will read all the chats.

00:10:25.080 So says Neffy.

00:10:26.440 Well, you've misled the people.

00:10:28.680 Nope, you heard the noise.

00:10:29.760 And you know what happens when the noise happens, Nancy.

00:10:31.860 You read the chat.

00:10:33.940 Let's start reading, Nancy.

00:10:35.600 Why don't you bring one up for her, and then we'll have Nancy read the chat.

00:10:39.940 First, you've got to bring it up.

00:10:41.520 You've got to bring up the...

00:10:43.120 No, no, she can bring it up.

00:10:44.220 She's got a whole thing.

00:10:45.580 You bring it up, Nancy.

00:10:46.440 She's got a bad attitude today.

00:10:48.320 Go ahead and bring it up, Nance.

00:10:50.060 I'm going to go ahead, click on it, and bring it up.

00:10:53.540 I'll do one.

00:10:55.180 Whoa.

00:10:56.780 What?

00:10:57.100 Why one?

00:10:57.820 She's so bossy.

00:10:58.680 What the fuck?

00:10:59.020 It's not bossy.

00:10:59.740 It's about, like, she just doesn't respect us anymore.

00:11:01.980 She has a rebellious spirit.

00:11:03.400 Yeah.

00:11:03.760 A rebellious spirit.

00:11:05.180 A pox upon your household, Nancy.

00:11:06.560 Please, Reed.

00:11:07.260 I have noticed, though, it is, like, a once every four weeks.

00:11:10.900 She doesn't seem to have, like, about five to seven days where she's just mean, dude.

00:11:15.800 Five to seven, you say?

00:11:16.940 I don't want to make any assumptions, but...

00:11:19.580 You're off the ice, Matt.

00:11:21.720 See what I'm saying?

00:11:22.960 She would never say that the other three weeks.

00:11:24.980 When grieving a loss, what are key scriptures to help you cope?

00:11:29.960 Oh.

00:11:30.520 Matt.

00:11:31.260 Yeah, Matt, why don't you take this one?

00:11:32.880 I like anything that says that God gives you a spirit of peace and of sound mind.

00:11:37.040 That's a huge one.

00:11:38.540 And that all things work together for the betterment of the Lord or for the will of the Lord.

00:11:42.420 Right?

00:11:43.160 No, don't laugh.

00:11:43.820 Go ahead.

00:11:44.600 I'm not laughing.

00:11:45.620 No, he's laughing right now.

00:11:46.760 Go ahead.

00:11:47.280 What would you say?

00:11:48.340 No, I love when you do that.

00:11:50.340 Don't hide your mouth.

00:11:51.540 I don't know.

00:11:52.300 If I'm grieving a loss, man, I'm not really, jeez, I don't know how to say this.

00:11:57.000 You're not reading the Bible?

00:11:58.100 What are you doing?

00:11:58.580 You're just backsliding?

00:11:59.440 No, no.

00:11:59.660 You're doing meth?

00:12:00.400 What are you doing?

00:12:00.960 No, stop.

00:12:01.140 I don't want this to come off like whatever.

00:12:02.620 Oh, you're doing drugs.

00:12:03.320 Like whatever.

00:12:04.040 You're doing drugs about it?

00:12:04.700 But I just, sometimes you say it, but you're like, what's the passage, the first one you

00:12:08.180 just said, that God hasn't given us a spirit of fear?

00:12:10.720 But a peace in a sound mind?

00:12:12.040 Yeah, that sounds great, but I don't have peace in sound mind right now.

00:12:14.660 Sure.

00:12:15.000 You know what I mean?

00:12:15.580 I don't like that.

00:12:16.180 There's a time to grieve, right?

00:12:17.200 Yeah.

00:12:17.760 So I don't know.

00:12:18.920 I guess for me personally, it's not necessarily like passages, but I just try to come to terms

00:12:23.940 with like, all right, what's the story of reality again?

00:12:25.980 Like, I live on this planet that was never promised to me, doesn't belong to me.

00:12:30.940 God doesn't owe me anything.

00:12:32.660 Whatever the thing is that I lost, it was never mine to begin with.

00:12:36.820 You know, like, I just go to that place.

00:12:38.660 Like, I just go to this place where I'm like, I was a naked, bloody baby.

00:12:42.340 Somehow I survived.

00:12:44.100 You're still a baby.

00:12:44.800 Got enough food and water.

00:12:46.140 You really are.

00:12:46.880 Got enough food and water, and here I am.

00:12:48.500 But now I've lost a thing.

00:12:50.100 Like, I never had anything to begin with.

00:12:52.040 God doesn't owe me anything.

00:12:54.000 I personally, that's what I do in that situation, man.

00:12:57.460 I think that's fair.

00:12:58.300 Yeah, I mean, it's part of existing here, and we're not in heaven.

00:13:02.900 We're not in a paradise.

00:13:03.900 And some people take that as, like, cold.

00:13:05.840 No, no, no.

00:13:06.360 You don't know what I lost.

00:13:07.920 like no no I don't I don't know what you lost I'm just saying like when I come to a loss

00:13:11.840 I just say yeah man I wasn't owed any of this like I know our thought is that like oh yeah

00:13:16.400 there's this thing of normal life and things you're supposed to have it's like yeah but we've

00:13:20.380 kind of like made that you know like we're not owed anything I don't think we're supposed to

00:13:25.120 push it down and not feel it like I understand the desire to find something to comfort you

00:13:29.860 and that's totally natural but there is a bad side to that right it's like when you

00:13:34.400 can actually manage to suppress something you should feel like you should feel grievance for

00:13:39.540 the loss of a loved one or for you know any of these things that happen throughout the stages

00:13:43.640 of our lives and the opposite of that the ability and some people have it to really bottle it up and

00:13:49.760 not feel a thing it'll manifest later on in some terrifying way you have to go through maybe so

00:13:55.500 yeah that's the idea of like suppressing a fever right yeah yeah it's like let the fever run its

00:14:00.280 course right it's supposed to burn something out you know so let that go i i don't know there's a

00:14:05.220 good quote from a jack johnson song not quite a a bible book uh a bible story but uh it says um

00:14:12.660 new life makes losing life easier to understand that's a great song it's i think it's called if

00:14:17.780 i can and uh that that pops up in my head all the time because like i don't know like relatives pass

00:14:23.280 away and then uh your life comes in well you'll be at the funeral and you see somebody holding

00:14:28.320 the baby and you're like well like things are balanced here like yeah there's an ebb and a

00:14:32.200 flow to how this goes and it's unfortunate but yeah you got to feel it and uh but then there's

00:14:38.020 also that that's there this this new life that's brought in so you look at it and it's like wow

00:14:42.320 what a miracle so what a crazy place we live in to ian's question have a baby about it stop being

00:14:47.420 a fucking baby and uh okay thank you uh nancy next one please come on

00:14:54.160 The word of the day is subordination.

00:15:02.360 Insubordination.

00:15:03.200 I mean, she's always a little...

00:15:04.860 Holy smokes.

00:15:06.120 Nance, Nance.

00:15:06.780 Nance, are you going to do this?

00:15:07.380 You're not showing up to Bohemian Grove.

00:15:09.060 You're not reading the chats when we tell you to.

00:15:10.380 Guys, can you believe she's not coming to Bohemian Grove?

00:15:11.560 She said she was coming and then dissed at the last minute?

00:15:14.540 That's not how you use that word.

00:15:16.260 Dissed.

00:15:16.760 No.

00:15:17.180 She dissed you guys.

00:15:19.080 Ditched.

00:15:19.640 Ditched.

00:15:20.080 No, no.

00:15:20.360 She straight up dissed you guys.

00:15:21.740 No, it's ditched.

00:15:22.540 if you're going to bail out on something.

00:15:24.460 Everybody's familiar with the word ditch and diss,

00:15:26.300 but she's not going to read it

00:15:27.900 because she's put her microphone on mute,

00:15:29.600 as I'm seeing now.

00:15:30.280 Wow.

00:15:30.560 All right.

00:15:31.400 Rebellious spirit.

00:15:33.120 Spirit of Lilith Nancy.

00:15:34.340 Let's go to the...

00:15:34.840 Let me remove that,

00:15:35.540 that Nancy will read all the chats

00:15:36.980 because apparently she won't.

00:15:38.380 She's a real fucking nasty.

00:15:39.240 Nancy will read one.

00:15:40.480 She's being nasty.

00:15:42.180 One of the chats.

00:15:42.920 Read one of the chats.

00:15:43.840 That's fine.

00:15:44.240 Okay, not nice guy.

00:15:44.980 Hey, not nice guy.

00:15:45.660 Oh, NNG, what up, bro?

00:15:46.920 He says,

00:15:47.740 I have a question.

00:15:48.660 Would it be too much to ask

00:15:49.620 to put the shirt all the way on

00:15:51.360 or just take it off, David.

00:15:52.660 Something about hot or cold or lukewarm.

00:15:55.340 That's actually an astute observation.

00:15:57.560 I am in the middle of shirt.

00:15:59.300 I am not really on either side of shirt.

00:16:02.080 It's what most people say when they come in the coffee shop.

00:16:04.460 They're like, so is he...

00:16:05.540 Which one?

00:16:05.940 Like, is it no buttons?

00:16:07.400 Is he just exposing his whole front?

00:16:09.660 Because if he is, it's a little weird.

00:16:12.520 Just undid another button.

00:16:13.540 I didn't like that.

00:16:14.160 Is he really wearing his shirt?

00:16:15.140 Like, what's happening?

00:16:15.680 Not really.

00:16:16.440 Yeah, I mean, you know, thanks a lot, not nice guy,

00:16:18.760 but we've been asking him that for a long time

00:16:20.420 and it's just getting worse and worse and worse.

00:16:23.060 That's too much.

00:16:23.560 That's literally nipples, dude.

00:16:25.080 That's not true.

00:16:26.200 You know what I want?

00:16:26.800 I want those tank tops that you work out in where your nipples are out for whatever reason.

00:16:30.080 Oh, yeah, the old school, like, Gold's Gym one.

00:16:32.940 It's weird, though.

00:16:33.420 Like, why are the nipples out?

00:16:34.860 Why not?

00:16:35.460 Should they?

00:16:35.860 I think it's to, you know, expose yourself to the ladies.

00:16:38.260 It's like if a deer has a giant rack, you know, and it goes walking around.

00:16:41.200 Hey, look at these nips.

00:16:42.200 Yeah.

00:16:42.440 Yeah, but, I mean, you're in Gold's Gym.

00:16:43.860 Not a lot of ladies in there.

00:16:44.800 You think men should have nipples at all?

00:16:47.120 That's a great question.

00:16:48.420 They're not necessary.

00:16:49.300 and I think the body would look a lot better without nipples.

00:16:51.800 My wife asked me the other day, she goes,

00:16:54.180 why does your nipple touch your arm?

00:16:56.900 Does it?

00:16:57.060 And I was just chilling.

00:16:58.380 Oh, like it points over?

00:16:59.820 It was like kissing my arm.

00:17:03.500 Yeah, what did you say to her?

00:17:05.320 I fucking hit her.

00:17:07.200 I hit her right in the fucking eyes.

00:17:09.180 You threw her on the floor?

00:17:12.440 Both fucking eyes.

00:17:14.420 Why does your nipple touch your arm?

00:17:16.640 I don't know.

00:17:17.400 I don't know why it does that.

00:17:19.400 I don't know.

00:17:20.000 How come your penis doesn't touch your balls?

00:17:23.640 She said to me, how come when you pee, you pee on your balls?

00:17:27.400 I said, you fucking bitch.

00:17:29.460 Skadoosh.

00:17:31.520 Backflip.

00:17:32.180 All right, next question.

00:17:33.320 Nancy's not going to read shit because she's feeling a little bit menstrual right now.

00:17:39.660 Schizofriend $5 says, I'm bringing you a bunch of ALP pouches.

00:17:43.020 Mad.

00:17:43.520 Oh, man.

00:17:44.320 We could have been sponsored by ALP.

00:17:45.720 By the way, the appropriate amount of tees, Schizofriend,

00:17:48.580 let that be a lesson to the chat.

00:17:50.540 Round of applause for Schizofriend.

00:17:51.880 Eight tees.

00:17:52.440 Eight tees.

00:17:53.420 Very good.

00:17:54.220 Yeah, we could have been sponsored by Outpatch.

00:17:55.940 Did you know that?

00:17:57.040 Yeah, I saw some of the texts where it was like,

00:18:00.000 hey, if you guys host this event, but then it was like,

00:18:01.880 no, we're not going to host it.

00:18:03.280 Then it was like, we're not going to have it.

00:18:04.860 No, they were like, yo, you guys are hosting the Owen Benjamin

00:18:07.440 versus Jay Dyer thing?

00:18:08.600 I was like, because we were lying about this.

00:18:11.020 We were like, yeah, we'll do it.

00:18:12.220 And they were like, dude, we're going to send you a year's

00:18:14.980 supply of out pouch no way yeah you know what's funny laney's in the chat said uh nancy bleeds

00:18:20.100 from the eyes during that time of the month does nancy bleed at all uh do others believe does she

00:18:25.400 feel does nancy feel no oh there she is very quick all right nancy you're gonna read the next one

00:18:33.160 appreciate it schizo here you go nancy i'll play your music underhand pitch to you here we go

00:18:38.120 looking forward to watching grow grove wish i could go well that's nice farmstead for the

00:18:50.640 ten dollars girls crushing stop talking nance uh very good wonder why stacks couldn't make it man

00:18:56.920 he's just busy with the pennsylvania stuff yeah he's doing uh in a different state yeah real

00:19:01.000 nigger shit well this is this is a hard thing to do we've asked people to come out here

00:19:04.620 Very far away in the middle of summer

00:19:07.120 We've asked him to come

00:19:08.120 But it's been an incredibly

00:19:10.220 I know this is like an unk thing or whatever you call it

00:19:13.260 I don't know what that means

00:19:14.280 But it's been like incredibly nice weather for August

00:19:17.320 The baby pig just popped out the back

00:19:24.580 She's getting hurt

00:19:25.540 holy shit bro i don't know what that is man i don't know what that is david content that's

00:19:39.520 crazy bro that's the stuff that when you guys say i can't pay attention when i'm sitting next

00:19:44.260 to him he's watching that kind of stuff dude and i'm like yeah i don't watch that kind of stuff

00:19:49.200 so when i do see it i'm like oh man what is that i don't think that pig's dead i think it's just

00:19:53.480 fine okay uh let's go on to the next one here pull up the next one nancy

00:19:57.720 man oh it hurts even more to read it go ahead read that nance yes now read the question for

00:20:15.560 the audio listeners that's that person at nancy sorry nancy is it true that you're not coming this

00:20:22.260 year yes it is true i'm sorry it's so friend can you explain yourself why a dave matthews

00:20:29.020 matthews band whatever it is uh performance is happening is that why she's missing a dave

00:20:33.900 matthews band a huge wait she's going to see the dave matthews band who's matthew

00:20:38.800 rachel maddow fuck i don't know she's going to see david matthews band

00:20:42.780 what are you seeing nancy what's going on how come you lied to us she's into dave matthews

00:20:48.500 What does Dave Matthews sing?

00:20:50.800 It's like a cult following.

00:20:52.640 Crash into me.

00:20:54.120 All of his songs sound the same.

00:20:56.000 They're horrible.

00:20:56.540 Because I've heard his name, but I don't know what he sings.

00:20:59.000 They suck.

00:20:59.920 There was one cool song when Bella was born called American Baby that I thought was cool.

00:21:03.680 But everybody who was a Dave Matthews band fan hated that song.

00:21:07.080 And everybody who wasn't a Dave Matthews band fan did like that song.

00:21:10.220 Thank you, Trevor.

00:21:10.960 Walter Matthau.

00:21:12.200 Walter.

00:21:12.600 Well, Dave Matthews is a band that's specifically for deep cuts.

00:21:15.900 Like their entire album, none of them make the radio.

00:21:18.500 and the fans are like this is so good

00:21:20.280 and then they do white people shit

00:21:21.520 that's probably what Nancy does

00:21:23.100 yeah but Nancy does it to no music

00:21:25.440 she just does it over a small fire in her own living room

00:21:28.480 as she bleeds from her eyes

00:21:29.780 from her eyes

00:21:30.480 under her ears

00:21:31.960 let's do it again

00:21:33.860 Nancy

00:21:36.280 I like this

00:21:37.540 it's so hard sometimes

00:21:44.440 to wait for her

00:21:45.360 it's so hard for her to

00:21:48.020 but she doesn't understand.

00:21:50.420 That's a great shot right there.

00:21:51.520 I love that picture.

00:21:53.500 Okay, I'll read it.

00:21:54.260 I'll read it then.

00:21:54.840 Matt, you read it.

00:21:57.000 Ooh.

00:21:58.940 Read the fucking chat, Matt.

00:22:00.420 I'm not...

00:22:01.020 Nancy's not my boss, dude.

00:22:02.340 She's your boss right now.

00:22:03.260 Read it.

00:22:04.300 Read the chat, Matt.

00:22:05.900 Come as a servant.

00:22:07.900 Okay.

00:22:09.120 Wait a minute.

00:22:10.940 Okay, this one I don't understand.

00:22:12.680 It's Cherry Bear...

00:22:13.820 Cherry.

00:22:14.980 It's Cherry.

00:22:15.740 Okay, Cherry Bear...

00:22:17.020 No, Cherry.

00:22:17.440 the retard farmer yeah amen so did she i see i never know is she just having fun or is this like

00:22:24.300 that's a guy or is this that's a man is this an amy type of chick no this is a man named a guy

00:22:29.100 cherry you sure yes a male named cherry yeah yeah yeah yeah okay money in the pot on nancy

00:22:36.160 to fight matt okay so on nancy i don't blame him he's already putting money on so they're betting

00:22:41.920 it's not not just why the fuck is your laptop's logo in the corner oh it's literally the back of

00:22:46.720 your laptop my mistake yeah i was like what is going on how did that do that asus um all right

00:22:52.740 thank you cherry yeah i guess is that happening you guys have beef i thought i mean i not to like

00:22:57.720 be a jerk about it but i would kind of love to fight nancy like in the same way like i'd love

00:23:01.960 to fight mason like i just feel like that would be fun oh it'd be great to grab mason by the ankles

00:23:06.980 and slam her against the ground no no not that but just maybe just a couple of hard punches you

00:23:10.960 know what i mean i don't know two or three to the chest so she goes nancy's one of those that like

00:23:15.620 she looks like a lot of elbows might be a problem yeah she'd say no knives and then she'd totally

00:23:19.840 bring yeah that's a fair point she'd bring throwing stars yeah yeah okay here let's do

00:23:25.440 another one make a noise hold on wait uh you don't want to do the gong okay

00:23:29.560 dude what is happening it's just crazy it's like she doesn't know how this show goes the delay

00:23:36.660 is incredible you read it matt

00:23:41.460 stax farm said for ten dollars is looking forward for matt or to matt with five t's good good job

00:23:49.420 stacks coming out my way to hunt i'm going to give him the wrong address let's go i'm really

00:23:56.260 sure what to make it at it started off nice and then it just turned into just have them show up

00:24:00.940 someplace in pennsylvania asking people where they're from fantastic work uh you know the way

00:24:06.460 pa is though in the rural areas you would just go to that place and people are kind enough they're

00:24:11.120 They're like, yeah, go ahead and talk, buddy.

00:24:12.640 All the people who live in New Jersey and got priced out moved to PA.

00:24:15.600 I'm looking for a guy named Stacks Farmstead.

00:24:17.920 Yeah.

00:24:18.200 Yeah.

00:24:18.660 The fuck, bro?

00:24:19.700 Get out of here with your ears.

00:24:21.180 Once again, Cherry Bear, the retard farmer, for a $5 donation, says Jesus wept.

00:24:27.400 And Matt, with looks to be six T's, harumphed.

00:24:31.820 I don't know what that means.

00:24:32.280 You are a bit of a harrumfer, aren't you?

00:24:33.980 I don't know what that means.

00:24:35.120 You see a thing that you're not too certain of, and you do a little harrumphing about it.

00:24:39.340 Yeah.

00:24:39.780 Simulacra Times for $2 says,

00:24:41.580 congrats on becoming Orthodox top.

00:24:43.600 I don't remember when that happened.

00:24:45.380 Oh, nice.

00:24:46.240 Oh, is that why?

00:24:46.840 I guess that's why we're sanctified over there.

00:24:48.620 Oh, right, right.

00:24:51.140 Oh, wait.

00:24:52.000 You guys are getting a lot of money right now, dude.

00:24:54.280 Yeah, this is a little bit more intense than I thought it was.

00:24:56.780 Nice.

00:24:57.560 What do you call it?

00:24:58.260 These onesies and twosies or some shit?

00:24:59.640 Yeah, onesies and twosies.

00:25:00.820 These guys are a little bit cheap.

00:25:01.560 You know what?

00:25:01.940 I haven't seen those.

00:25:02.780 Last time you were getting like 20 Jews or like 30 Jews or whatever.

00:25:05.780 No.

00:25:06.340 Don't mention those.

00:25:07.300 Well, it's really about the fourskins.

00:25:08.620 Jewels.

00:25:09.500 Let's go.

00:25:10.180 Not Nice Guy, who I know doesn't have money like that, is giving us more money.

00:25:13.760 He says, I'm pretty sure that pig just came.

00:25:15.640 Also, question.

00:25:16.520 Do you think this BG4 is going to be worse or just as good as?

00:25:20.780 So this is a different question.

00:25:22.220 Good question.

00:25:22.720 Maybe we should actually talk about the event, right?

00:25:24.620 Worse or just as good?

00:25:26.000 I don't like the way that's even being framed.

00:25:27.580 He's being a hater because he's not coming.

00:25:29.340 No, he is coming.

00:25:30.500 He's coming?

00:25:31.060 Yeah, he's coming, dude.

00:25:31.780 You're going to come?

00:25:32.500 Oh, yeah, he's going to come.

00:25:33.360 You're going to come?

00:25:34.000 I don't like the way you're saying that.

00:25:34.940 So his name's Kenji, right?

00:25:36.720 Which is like super Japanese.

00:25:38.260 You're not supposed to dox them.

00:25:39.600 Kenji is Japanese.

00:25:41.220 I knew a kid named Kenji when I was a kid.

00:25:43.340 That's a great name.

00:25:44.620 So this Bro Grove, it's going to be a little bit smaller than the last time.

00:25:50.240 It's going to be a little bit more or a lot more aimed at God than the last time.

00:25:55.380 The last time was aimed at the Jews.

00:25:57.160 The last time was aimed at the Jews.

00:25:58.100 Well, technically his people.

00:25:59.980 Well, Leesburg, more specifically.

00:26:02.080 Yeah.

00:26:03.580 No relation to the Levites, so I don't know necessarily that we could say his people.

00:26:08.000 and um i mean we had uh this real crazy group of people that came out elijah shaffer and jake

00:26:16.680 shields and owen benjamin sam tripoli and fuck it was just madness conspiracy uh cult of conspiracy

00:26:23.000 guys dude the amount of high on dmt they literally were high on dmt uh either the day before or still

00:26:29.820 partially while they were matt reif yeah matt reif was there he was possibly high on dmt who

00:26:34.720 knows i think it was high on cocaine uh and so the vibe of the thing was chaotic yeah and i think

00:26:40.800 there was that was going to be the only way that was going to play out because we were

00:26:44.420 coming off of the heels of losing our venue and only having what was it two weeks losing our

00:26:49.360 venue losing our friends losing our minds yeah two weeks right yeah it was two weeks um yeah so

00:26:56.180 we were in such dire strengths is that even an expression dire streets uh but i don't know if

00:27:04.080 that even applies to what you're going to say we were i think it might we were in chaos it was a

00:27:08.560 very chaotic time we were in desperate we were uh our minds were just like yeah yeah we were like

00:27:15.560 in fight we were in fight or flight mode yeah and we were doing a lot of fighting you stay there

00:27:19.480 though like you live there i don't i'm very calm when is the time you're not in fight and flight

00:27:23.620 right now that's true actually today we're crushing it right we're like in a nice little

00:27:28.660 look at this fucking room it looks it looks incredible um so so i think last year was a

00:27:33.340 reflection of what was going on inside of our minds it was just as chaotic at that event the

00:27:37.940 turnout and and the magic that happened was incredible um but this is not so had alex the

00:27:44.140 red-coated jew he won't be there this year um so guys we should invite him but no we should uh if

00:27:49.840 you've been at the last why shouldn't we invite because he's going to try to sing his way out of

00:27:53.040 the night again he won't no you can't perform but i i mean he's he's still a friend of the show

00:27:58.480 Goodbye

00:27:59.080 Oh my god

00:28:00.100 Goodbye

00:28:00.560 Every time he goes

00:28:02.280 Here's some fake weed

00:28:03.540 Goodbye

00:28:04.440 And he fucking sings

00:28:06.240 You would love this guy

00:28:07.380 Invite him man

00:28:08.340 He literally looks just like me

00:28:10.100 Let's have a good time dude

00:28:11.200 Invite this guy

00:28:12.000 So I mean you know

00:28:14.640 It's not going to be anything like last year

00:28:16.820 This year is drastically different from last year

00:28:18.980 It is going to be drastically different

00:28:20.060 I just can't believe that many people

00:28:21.520 Came last year to Top Lobster's event

00:28:23.720 Fuck

00:28:24.240 You know what man

00:28:25.360 That's funny

00:28:26.240 I'll never forget standing in front of

00:28:27.720 jake shields and him not realizing like who the fuck i was he was like that it was my event at

00:28:32.560 all like anything like that you told me that they were people at my event going like they're like

00:28:37.760 this owen benjamin show is great and i'm like fucking sam tripley show is incredible and that's

00:28:44.040 what we were trying to do we were trying to do something a little bit different because sam

00:28:46.540 tripley last time he said you guys should be headlining your own event and he sabotaged us

00:28:50.980 yeah he definitely uh put a curse on us and so we thought about that long and we thought about it

00:28:56.760 hard oh yeah and uh and we decided yeah let's do that to be honest though we will have a fairly

00:29:02.720 similar turnout fairly similar but also we we're gonna have owen benjamin that was not an accident

00:29:08.680 but it was like the way things shaped up and owen very organically ended up being a part of this

00:29:15.660 yeah and i feel like an asshole too because i got on sam triply's show and we're like why are you

00:29:19.840 saying that because i can't wait to hear why you feel like that let's hear it well oh because i

00:29:24.740 lied it's like i felt like i lied to sam but i didn't lie to sam what do you mean i told him i

00:29:29.320 was like hey we took your advice we're gonna do it on our own and sam was like right on and i was

00:29:33.660 like so you're not invited and he's like all right um that's not exactly how that is a rotten move

00:29:41.700 no it wasn't like that that he's he's doing a little bit of comedy well it was like that it

00:29:45.380 was like that dude you can tell when top does something up into the mic that's very unprofessional

00:29:49.380 oh people are going to use this revenge of the sis is going to be using this mic very soon oh

00:29:52.440 Oh, yeah, they'll be here, well, Thursday, I don't know if they even want that advertised,

00:29:55.960 but they'll be here doing a show with Owen Benjamin.

00:29:57.520 That'll be fun.

00:29:58.340 This weekend's going to be, this week is going to be retardedly crazy.

00:30:01.480 Are shows happening tomorrow morning?

00:30:03.700 Shows are happening tomorrow.

00:30:05.280 Ed gets in tonight.

00:30:06.280 Are you coming to hang out with Ed Mabry tonight with us?

00:30:08.120 Is that tonight?

00:30:08.660 No.

00:30:09.060 That's tonight.

00:30:09.580 It's Wednesday.

00:30:10.120 Why not?

00:30:10.400 He doesn't even land until 8 o'clock, dude.

00:30:12.200 You never want to do anything.

00:30:13.600 You're a real baby.

00:30:14.320 No, just don't stay up late.

00:30:15.260 If you guys want to hang out at 445, like, in the morning.

00:30:17.880 He's not here yet.

00:30:19.140 No, in the morning, I'm saying.

00:30:20.460 All right.

00:30:20.800 uh so so yeah it's gonna be different but um be different uh different but better well dave why

00:30:26.140 don't you explain the breakdown of of what is happening with the show does he know i would

00:30:31.380 like to i would like to i don't think he has any clue though okay should i tell people what we're

00:30:36.340 going to be discussing when it comes to yeah so so okay yeah um so you know the doors open at 12

00:30:44.160 o'clock everybody's going to come in we're going to have a live band playing for about an hour

00:30:47.400 and the real performances are going to start.

00:30:49.580 I want to say real performances.

00:30:50.220 Is that Friday or Saturday?

00:30:51.880 This is Saturday.

00:30:52.580 This is Saturday.

00:30:53.180 So there's nothing on Friday?

00:30:54.380 On Friday is the VIP event.

00:30:55.760 That's already sold out.

00:30:56.660 If you guys want to see the VIP event, that will be live streamed.

00:30:59.980 You can go to toplobstid.com.

00:31:01.520 If you want to hang out at the door, you cannot come inside.

00:31:04.720 That's so crazy.

00:31:05.640 If you give me $20, you can stay at the door and meet people

00:31:10.160 and shake hands as they're coming in and out.

00:31:12.080 You're doing your own meet and greet at the door for $20?

00:31:14.740 I'm happy to bless people like that.

00:31:15.920 They give me $20.

00:31:16.620 bucks they can sit outside and you can see in the windows they're not tennis you're gonna get the

00:31:20.100 fire marshal you can see what's going on inside and everything for 20 bucks you hear that top see

00:31:23.660 we're worried about fire whatever you want yeah normal vip tickets were 400 bucks dude we could

00:31:27.960 run we could run like a really long wire and just put that speaker outside so people can hear me a

00:31:33.520 20 you can hang outside um by the way live live stream links are right there so go ahead and you

00:31:39.940 can go ahead and buy those i'm gonna have to get in touch with dave because we have a demo a live

00:31:44.560 demo of the Nephilim Death Squad game that's going to be

00:31:46.540 played, available for playing at Brogrove.

00:31:48.300 I have a TV and a stand.

00:31:51.120 Did you even have that on the radar?

00:31:53.300 I thought about it, but I

00:31:54.520 forgot. I forgot about that. It's just so much stuff going on.

00:31:56.880 So, we'll have the live music play for about

00:31:58.520 an hour. Around 1.30, the

00:32:00.120 performances are going to start. We have so many content

00:32:02.620 creators there. JT Follows JC,

00:32:04.560 Demon Erasers, Stephen of the Biblical Hitmen,

00:32:07.780 Ben of the

00:32:08.460 End of the World News, who is not on the flyer.

00:32:11.140 I'm sorry.

00:32:12.180 There's too many people to put on a flyer.

00:32:13.900 so we're gonna do these round tables we're gonna have a bunch of your favorite content creators

00:32:17.820 come up yeah he's coming it's gonna be a lot of fun yeah it's a lot of people so we're gonna do

00:32:21.760 like an hour hour and a half round table then we're gonna roll into uh a show which i'm actually

00:32:27.900 very pumped about this and i talked to dr heatherlyn the costume contest right uh no we're not

00:32:31.960 doing the costume contest because none of you pieces of shit signed up for the alvarino costume

00:32:35.000 contest feel free to dress up like alvarino why is this lady backstage if she doesn't want to

00:32:40.460 partake in the show yeah that's right she's not even going to be at brohemian grove she's not

00:32:43.800 reading any of the chats well she can't right now because we're monologuing trying to answer one of

00:32:47.540 these questions um so dr heather lynn is going to be on stage with us and owen benjamin and we're

00:32:53.940 going to steel man the idea well i'm not doing shit oh we're doing i am going to stoke the flames

00:32:59.700 what does that mean i want to stoke the flames of uh descent and see what's what's going on so

00:33:04.740 heather lynn just came out came off of a tinfoil hat and she's talking about the idea of cannibalism

00:33:09.780 in the occult and in ancient religion and ancient times.

00:33:13.280 And it was a pretty fun episode.

00:33:15.400 Owen Benjamin is talking about that they may have eaten Charlie Kirk.

00:33:19.280 Yeah.

00:33:19.700 His security guard team.

00:33:20.880 No.

00:33:21.320 Which actually has some legs.

00:33:23.140 You don't think he's saying that?

00:33:24.100 He's saying that, bro.

00:33:25.580 So we're going to get on stage and we're going to talk about.

00:33:27.680 It's got some teeth.

00:33:28.320 No, no.

00:33:28.640 You know what I did see, though,

00:33:29.700 where the guy's security guard said his blood, like,

00:33:32.400 landed in his mouth.

00:33:33.440 And he's like, I haven't told you.

00:33:35.580 They ate.

00:33:36.360 His blood was in his mouth.

00:33:38.200 They ate Charlie Kirk.

00:33:39.300 I was like, oh.

00:33:39.660 Well, we're going to talk about it.

00:33:40.680 We're going to see how likely it is that they actually cannibalized Charlie Kirk as his body was still warm.

00:33:46.500 Wait, wait, wait, because Heather Lynn is saying that that's like a thing in the occult practice.

00:33:49.880 It 100% is a thing.

00:33:51.720 Well, yeah, yeah.

00:33:52.500 So you consume the—

00:33:54.020 Why would it be Charlie Kirk, though?

00:33:55.760 This is why the Jews were so upset about when Jesus said, you have to eat my flesh and drink my blood.

00:34:00.380 They're like, no.

00:34:01.240 No, we do that for our—

00:34:02.860 We got the magic.

00:34:03.340 We get the energy and the loose from our enemies.

00:34:06.060 Wait, so is that the idea?

00:34:07.540 there was an energy from charlie kirk that was like we're gonna find out i don't know yeah i

00:34:11.980 don't know man uh there was an energy and we saw that energy get transferred after he after he gets

00:34:17.600 the 501c3 system it got breathed into his witch wife kirk yeah yeah uh many yeah it got it got

00:34:25.260 scattered his energy that he was so was that chick ever in the news before he died or no uh she was

00:34:30.680 like in a beauty pageant competition hey can we take down these pictures no but i'm saying like

00:34:34.500 I hate those pictures.

00:34:36.180 Oh, yeah, we'll take those down.

00:34:37.480 Those are bad.

00:34:37.820 Can we burn them?

00:34:38.440 Now she's in the news, maybe.

00:34:39.800 We can burn them?

00:34:40.340 Before that, she was never on shows.

00:34:41.900 Well, she was on an episode of Love Island or some shit like that.

00:34:45.460 Yeah.

00:34:46.060 While they were together?

00:34:47.020 Getting porked.

00:34:48.000 Oh, jeez.

00:34:48.580 She was in a-

00:34:49.100 Getting porked.

00:34:49.940 She was in a music video doing regular whore girl stuff or a country music video.

00:34:56.280 Before they were together.

00:34:57.860 Yeah.

00:34:58.640 Maybe.

00:34:58.880 But I'm saying, if he went on a show and talked on CNN, did she go with him sometimes?

00:35:03.560 And she was on the mic?

00:35:04.380 Who knows?

00:35:04.920 I didn't watch Charlie Kirk at all.

00:35:06.720 She just only came on the scene after.

00:35:09.040 I think people knew who she was, but she was like playing the good wife.

00:35:13.360 Yeah, the good witch.

00:35:14.940 Now she's come straight out as the dark witch.

00:35:17.940 Well, I don't know.

00:35:18.480 She's not coming out as a witch at all, but she's coming out with some fireworks,

00:35:21.060 which won't be at this Bohemian film.

00:35:22.320 I know.

00:35:22.780 I tried to get fireworks, pyrotechnics, and a fog machine,

00:35:25.220 and it's literally all of that is in the thing.

00:35:27.540 Like, no, you can't do that.

00:35:28.060 She asks, and he asks, and the lady goes.

00:35:30.600 Yeah.

00:35:31.200 Anyway.

00:35:31.860 I wanted to pop up through the stage

00:35:33.260 with Charlie Kirk's blood on my mouth.

00:35:36.240 So this one will be better.

00:35:38.700 It'll be different.

00:35:39.280 Okay, Anchovy Apostle.

00:35:41.240 Let's pop that.

00:35:41.860 Wait, wait, let's see.

00:35:42.820 Nancy, give her the sound.

00:35:44.460 She's not going to do it.

00:35:45.180 The sound makes her feel good if you do the sound.

00:35:46.960 Do the gong.

00:35:47.560 She's not been responding to the jap.

00:35:49.040 All right.

00:35:49.800 Where's the gong?

00:35:50.580 It's up a little bit.

00:35:52.260 See up there at the top?

00:35:53.760 There it is, gong.

00:35:54.400 Oh.

00:35:59.520 Will she respond?

00:36:00.920 Let's see.

00:36:01.560 Anchovy Apostle says,

00:36:04.320 Am I allowed to challenge Ed Mabry to arm wrestle over minor theoretical differences?

00:36:11.680 Theoretical?

00:36:13.280 Theological differences.

00:36:14.360 Wasn't there a thing with the Asians and the L's and the R's?

00:36:18.500 Lefty or righty works for me.

00:36:21.620 I will wash his feet after.

00:36:24.620 All right.

00:36:25.380 Well, I mean, if you're willing to touch Ed Mabry's feet, that's on you.

00:36:28.060 I wouldn't touch Ed Mabry's feet.

00:36:29.420 yeah i mean if you're in in a casual conversation with ed mabry and you whatever that's he'll let

00:36:35.920 you you're allowed to do whatever you want say hey we've got some theological differences also

00:36:39.600 if you're gonna arm wrestle him that would be pretty cool some theological i don't think ed

00:36:43.920 mabry uh lipset oh the gong has gone off again all right let's go on to the next one not nice

00:36:50.180 guy again spending all his money not nice guy that what is it you must be in deep with the

00:36:54.340 mormon mafia because where are you getting this money from certainly not from the cashews you're

00:36:58.980 Farming or whatever the fuck that is you do.

00:37:00.500 He farms cashews.

00:37:03.180 Mushrooms?

00:37:03.900 He farms mushrooms?

00:37:04.880 Send us some stuff, dude.

00:37:05.980 He's not going to send us shit.

00:37:06.840 He doesn't care about us.

00:37:07.500 What lions mean?

00:37:08.140 What does he know?

00:37:09.060 No, no, no.

00:37:09.520 There were specific types of mushroom.

00:37:11.580 It's like the fancy ones.

00:37:14.180 Amanita mascara?

00:37:15.640 Mm-mm.

00:37:16.060 All right.

00:37:16.840 Not psychedelic.

00:37:17.940 The ones you put in chocolate.

00:37:19.580 Oh.

00:37:20.580 Not psychedelic.

00:37:21.300 Oh, truffles.

00:37:22.400 Truffles.

00:37:22.980 Yeah.

00:37:23.760 Those are mushrooms.

00:37:24.380 Honestly, this motherfucker, not nice guy, got money if he's in the truffle business.

00:37:27.780 Okay, so he's in the truffle game.

00:37:29.800 He probably wears a lot of, what's that called?

00:37:32.140 Where they have like the intricate designs in the country.

00:37:34.880 Stuff that Raven wears?

00:37:36.180 I don't know what that means.

00:37:36.980 No, no, that's from TJ Maxx.

00:37:38.240 It is all.

00:37:39.200 How much for Ed to speak in black scent the entire weekend?

00:37:45.680 He'd go and eat about tree fitty.

00:37:47.500 I don't know.

00:37:47.760 I don't know.

00:37:48.080 Maybe just sign up for his course.

00:37:48.920 Does he ever?

00:37:49.940 He's been alluding to the idea that he would speak in black scent,

00:37:53.640 but he's never made good on that.

00:37:54.840 We made, like, a joke about setting him up with James of Dark Waters.

00:37:59.640 And we're like, oh, both are black friends.

00:38:01.920 And I was like, he's getting a little racist.

00:38:03.560 He's getting super racist.

00:38:05.260 But I don't know.

00:38:07.660 I don't know.

00:38:09.140 I don't want to do that.

00:38:10.100 I don't want to do that to my friends.

00:38:11.840 Like, be like, oh, you're, let's, let's, like.

00:38:14.280 Ed had to have talked like that, like, growing up.

00:38:17.900 Because he's from Englewood.

00:38:18.880 Yeah.

00:38:19.580 Englewood?

00:38:20.100 I don't know.

00:38:21.560 Long Beach, Englewood.

00:38:22.800 like he was there like when it was happening he's very black well what was he sounds different

00:38:28.600 around black people she oh good question i sound different around black people i don't

00:38:33.120 i don't i spoke to jamal here like that's not his name wow that's not even close holy shit man

00:38:40.580 you don't that's fucking crazy what was his name you don't remember it's like jaquan or some shit

00:38:47.120 Jacoby.

00:38:47.980 Jacoby!

00:38:48.920 This guy's got a fucking black dude's name, bro.

00:38:51.240 You fucking called him Jamal.

00:38:51.780 Yeah, me and Jamal and Jerome were over here talking the other day.

00:38:55.460 And Janay Nay.

00:38:57.040 I don't like this.

00:38:58.060 That's crazy.

00:38:58.860 I don't like this at all.

00:38:59.620 Thank you, that nice guy.

00:39:00.340 All right, Nancy, read the next question.

00:39:02.600 You can pull it up too, Nancy, because I'm getting tired of pressing all these buttons.

00:39:06.200 I don't think she likes that sound.

00:39:07.200 Well, we'll see.

00:39:08.700 Raven, what do you smoke?

00:39:13.120 Cigars with nails in them.

00:39:14.140 It's a long story.

00:39:14.680 I like stuff from Tabernacle.

00:39:17.120 Tabernacle is, I mean, because it's all biblical-themed.

00:39:19.560 It's actually my favorite cigar, and they have, like, different cigars named, like, David and Goliath and stuff like that.

00:39:25.960 Oh, cool.

00:39:26.240 If you bring me a David, which is just, like, a short torpedo one, that would be dope.

00:39:32.120 I would love that.

00:39:32.360 Did you invite a Christian?

00:39:34.860 Anything that's short.

00:39:37.180 Typically, darker ones are cool, too.

00:39:38.740 but um i don't know how much time i'm actually gonna have to smoke a cigar at any point and i

00:39:44.240 don't even know why why do i feel like he's gonna be drinking and smoking stogies like the whole

00:39:48.020 week i have a feeling like he's just gonna i've never drank because he's dressed like it yeah i

00:39:52.140 dress like it i know just even at parties like when he came over the house and stuff like boom

00:39:55.860 he's knocking him down i'm like oh i've never i've had maybe one drink at a hot dog hot dogs

00:40:00.980 yeah he's confusing a lot of hot dogs no he knocked down a bottle of wine a whole bottle

00:40:05.400 Yeah, and then he was asking, like, what else we had.

00:40:07.260 I was like, bro, I got a bottle of moonshine that's been up there.

00:40:09.400 Oh, that was, like, one time.

00:40:10.800 Yeah, I forget what that was.

00:40:11.580 No, no.

00:40:11.820 He was knocking them down every time we've ever, like, home.

00:40:14.660 No, you remember?

00:40:15.660 Last Bohemian Grove.

00:40:16.560 This is the difference.

00:40:17.320 Last Bohemian Grove, Cole was here, which I've, man, I really miss Cole.

00:40:21.040 We ate a lot of chocolate.

00:40:21.920 Me and Cole ate a lot of chocolate.

00:40:23.360 He drank my whole moonshine.

00:40:25.240 Oh, Cole, oh, my.

00:40:26.320 Brad keeps bringing me all the moonshine, and Cole keeps drinking it straight to the eyeballs.

00:40:30.400 Is Brad coming?

00:40:30.960 No, don't say that.

00:40:31.740 Don't say that.

00:40:32.140 Brad's coming.

00:40:32.980 Oh, yeah.

00:40:33.820 Dude, Brad will be Awakened podcast.

00:40:35.480 No, don't say that.

00:40:36.300 That's not.

00:40:36.900 It's illegal what he does.

00:40:38.180 What are you doing?

00:40:38.940 You guys have no chill.

00:40:40.320 I thought somebody already said that.

00:40:41.140 But if you bought me a cigar, Qui-Gon, I would really appreciate that.

00:40:43.700 That would be fantastic.

00:40:44.180 I do like the whole arc of like, I've been witchcrafted with your cigar, and then somebody

00:40:47.740 came in and they're like, oh, no, that's a common practice.

00:40:49.540 Yeah, that's his big thing, though.

00:40:50.140 Putting a nail.

00:40:50.900 He's always like, oh, no, it can't be like this obvious thing I'm doing to myself.

00:40:54.120 It must be witchcraft.

00:40:55.220 What are you talking about?

00:40:56.620 It's always like that.

00:40:58.080 What is he talking about?

00:40:58.700 Why am I getting away?

00:40:59.280 Like when I found the nail in the cigar?

00:41:01.700 No, that's not.

00:41:02.400 It's like it's not from the hot dogs.

00:41:04.300 It's not from the hot dogs.

00:41:05.340 So I had to stop eating hot dogs.

00:41:06.100 Everybody keeps calling me gay.

00:41:07.900 I wanted to do a hot dog area, like, you know, have hot dogs there.

00:41:12.900 You should.

00:41:13.260 Do you have time?

00:41:14.280 No, because then we're going to have a barbecue truck and a burger truck.

00:41:20.440 And if we have hot dogs.

00:41:21.520 The food trucks are set up?

00:41:22.740 Yeah, yeah.

00:41:23.080 So if we have hot dogs, like they're not going to fucking.

00:41:25.580 Is there Mexican food?

00:41:26.780 No, no, no.

00:41:27.240 No, no.

00:41:27.660 So that one's.

00:41:28.560 I canceled that one because Top actually said some negative things about them.

00:41:32.000 You should have still had them come.

00:41:33.400 I don't care.

00:41:34.340 Well, for the amount of people.

00:41:35.940 What was the negative thing?

00:41:37.160 I remember you saying something, but it didn't sound relevant.

00:41:39.360 Just that they were charging them a different price every time.

00:41:41.700 It was a one-time deal to Top that, like, the kid was ringing it up different.

00:41:46.660 No, it wasn't a one-time.

00:41:48.180 We would stop there after, like, all the time.

00:41:51.600 They had the Agua Fresca.

00:41:52.780 They still do, and they were good.

00:41:54.300 Like, what flavor?

00:41:55.680 They had a lot of them.

00:41:56.660 Freshwater?

00:41:57.860 They're like juices that they make out of...

00:42:00.220 Is this from you, Joe?

00:42:01.840 Hold on, we're still fucking talking about...

00:42:03.360 Oh, speaking of that, Peej Doll.

00:42:04.780 Yeah, yeah, this is...

00:42:06.000 No, that's somebody different.

00:42:07.420 Peej Doll sent us those books.

00:42:10.920 You guys got those books that are in there?

00:42:12.620 Peej Doll?

00:42:13.440 Peej Doll?

00:42:14.140 I don't know.

00:42:14.680 I get that sometimes the names when they're like a long name like that are blurry to me.

00:42:17.580 It gets cut off.

00:42:18.320 Also, thank you to whoever sent the posters, the artwork posters.

00:42:24.400 Oh, they're all the way in the back there, yeah.

00:42:24.900 They're set up on the walls here in the library, but there's no name on the package,

00:42:29.780 so I don't know who the hell sent it, but thank you, whoever you are.

00:42:32.280 We do have a package from Joe, I guess.

00:42:33.760 We did get one today.

00:42:34.540 What is it?

00:42:35.220 I don't know.

00:42:35.560 It's awfully heavy.

00:42:36.280 Open it up.

00:42:36.860 Oh, boy.

00:42:37.280 Anyway, it's PJ something from Georgia, and he said his name.

00:42:40.480 I know there's a P, a J, an E, a D, an A, and an L.

00:42:43.920 Those are letters.

00:42:45.480 Those are letters.

00:42:46.820 All right.

00:42:47.140 Let's see.

00:42:47.520 What do we got?

00:42:48.900 A gift for you.

00:42:50.140 The Action Bible is a comic about the Bible that should be a fun read.

00:42:53.400 Oh, yeah, yeah.

00:42:53.840 The message is a Bible that will be funny to read.

00:42:57.460 I haven't read any of that myself, just things I heard about from other Christians.

00:43:02.960 I actually met this guy.

00:43:05.560 Oh, you did?

00:43:05.940 He was doing comic book signings in Port Ritchie.

00:43:10.020 No, that's brilliant, though, to get you to read the Bible because it's got pictures and stuff.

00:43:14.420 If you ever sent that, that's clutch, dude.

00:43:16.100 Thank you very much.

00:43:16.960 Brilliant.

00:43:17.240 and uh what is this uh eugene h peterson the message uh the bible in a contemporary language

00:43:28.620 like a gen z bible oh the message bible what is that why did you say that like that

00:43:33.040 uh-oh what's going on no it's just called the message bible right i don't know i don't know

00:43:37.520 that was loaded no well i feel like it is a uh i can't remember which one it is but i think it

00:43:43.140 is the message bible that says remix highly remakes debated and highly uh it's fought over

00:43:51.520 but if they're just saying like yeah this isn't like true to the exact word it's already got a

00:43:55.480 hole in the bottom we're just trying to put it in a way that people can understand then

00:43:58.800 that's great but people fight over it oh let's see let's let's read some stuff what's your

00:44:03.140 favorite scripture matt what's yours how do you feel about the remix to ignition i think that's

00:44:09.420 like a really incredible oh look at that we're we're in proverbs so let's let's look at uh

00:44:13.020 proverbs 3 this is weird how it looks but i kind of like it this is the remix to ignition it does

00:44:21.140 look like uh out the kitchen it looks it looks like like upgraded and new the font looks real

00:44:26.680 fresh i kind of like it people are saying in the chat they're like it's good people are saying

00:44:32.160 and it's not technically a bible it's the message so watch your mouth

00:44:36.320 honestly yeah every time the remix to ignition comes on i go fuck man r kelly is oh i see

00:44:44.060 genius and a rapist they're not even like uh they're not really using scripture per like

00:44:50.280 per scripture but perhaps yeah it's it's uh uh how do you say interesting abbreviated or

00:44:57.360 put together oh let's say trust in the lord with all your heart make sure there's nothing else in

00:45:03.220 there and understanding and it says here uh trust god from the bottom of your heart don't try to

00:45:10.360 figure out everything on your own listen for god's voice in everything you do everywhere you go he's

00:45:15.880 the one who will keep you on track so it's like a regular style regular word style some regular

00:45:23.360 style shit yo are these like super okay that's pretty cool this is crazy you guys are making

00:45:27.180 like a lot of money right now this guy's all about money oh laney says you're gonna have to

00:45:31.280 write it in old english for matt to read it correctly i know i can't because i can't read

00:45:36.720 i can't read what you read it's it's annoying oh we know trust me i hear it in the chat all the

00:45:42.740 time wait hold on let me uh next one oh wait it's got a loop one second and cherry bear the

00:45:50.420 retarded cherry bear she wants to fight you matt because you called him a woman who came up with

00:45:56.160 Amy uh no cherry is very positive well you're reading all his stuff negatively just because

00:46:01.740 he wants to fight you doesn't mean anything also his legs are very skinny I recommend leg kicks

00:46:05.900 uh ear pulls ear pulls are very good yeah if you can get a double a double and then a hard

00:46:14.560 like downward thrust with him if you get that full guard and get a double ear pull

00:46:19.420 you're in the money just shred his ears off the side of his head that would be your key to victory

00:46:25.240 oh shit man oh man okay here we go go ahead nance it's a great idea

00:46:31.360 mike robertson says need a session in bro grove where laura baker does deliverance prayer on

00:46:40.640 people from the audience that'd be dope what if they start manifesting demons that's the point

00:46:47.140 yeah you got demon erasers there you got ed mabry there oh yeah you got backup i mean i thought i

00:46:53.500 i really don't like this i don't like it then i don't like you do this like on shows all the

00:47:14.540 time yeah it's part of it's worse than the stuff i showed matt yesterday oh that was a man getting

00:47:20.780 turned to paste nancy i don't think you're supposed to ai slop first off you can't really

00:47:25.380 ask laura baker like yo do deliverance on somebody like that's i don't know if that's how laura baker

00:47:30.080 deliver me like do it now do it now right that's like telling a comedian like be funny well that's

00:47:35.220 how they do in the 501c3 though is like at the end of the show and they say they're gonna like

00:47:39.640 do ministry up front then you come up and then that's when you're getting like a word from the

00:47:43.840 lord hey would you mind if we pass around an offering basket oh yeah for sure let's do that

00:47:48.720 Yeah, I wouldn't mind that.

00:47:49.460 We passed it twice.

00:47:50.220 It's specifically not for the Lord.

00:47:51.560 It's just for us.

00:47:52.820 What if we're very forward about it?

00:47:54.280 I mean, that I'm okay with.

00:47:55.760 Daddy needs a couple of new Hawaiian shirts.

00:47:58.660 Mine are getting a little raggedy.

00:48:00.160 No, Tom wants me to post a thing to beg for money for Patreon,

00:48:03.060 and I'm going to just do it straight.

00:48:04.320 I'm going to say, hey, this is me asking you for your money.

00:48:07.260 Like, let's just be on the same page here.

00:48:08.520 Like, this is me asking you for your money.

00:48:09.980 Yeah.

00:48:10.420 Yeah.

00:48:10.900 That's what we're doing.

00:48:11.920 Yeah.

00:48:12.500 Patreon.com forward slash NephilimDeathSquad.

00:48:14.740 Forward slash money.

00:48:15.420 sparrow says i'm so sad

00:48:19.860 you can read sparrow says i'm so sad i can't go but looking forward to next year

00:48:30.220 why is i have an idea i want to run by you yeah i thought she was going it's very hurtful

00:48:35.120 like you would think she would definitely oh sparrow bought a ticket car about the time

00:48:39.000 she couldn't make it why couldn't she make it uh i don't i don't know but she she gave her ticket

00:48:43.700 away and uh another guy and nobody like followed up and said what's why aren't you coming what i

00:48:49.320 did i spoke with her she no she has a free ticket to the next time we do this so what did she say

00:48:53.300 why she couldn't make it i don't remember i think it was you i think she said didn't like don't like

00:48:58.780 matt yeah no i talked to her i just don't remember what she said like he just he's not my business

00:49:04.060 yeah you're just not a good listener like i don't know if you can't come you just can't go so i'm

00:49:07.440 like okay very upsetting yeah doesn't it seem like it must have been something big deal it's

00:49:11.780 like she got the ticket it's mad it is mad it's probably mad i just i'm not the kind of person

00:49:16.340 to be like why not the fuck the fuck why not why are you not coming to my shit you're right i do

00:49:23.900 care who's my my shit why did you look at me and smile huh uh all right you told me a story that

00:49:31.460 people at last year's event didn't even know it was you no bro it's more most specifically the

00:49:36.080 fucking people that we called to well we didn't call jake shields to perform by any stretch he

00:49:40.240 come but to stand directly in front of him and see the distinct look of who the fuck are you and

00:49:45.180 why are you talking to me over his face was wild all right that's awesome uh here we go it's anchovy

00:49:50.860 apostle what he says here is your 20 dollars matt what nancy stop nancy's breaking up nancy go ahead

00:50:01.000 again why is our music not playing i don't know you're frozen it's all messed up okay can you

00:50:07.700 hear me we're frozen oh we're frozen oh yeah we are frozen i can hear you with the screen oh we

00:50:14.860 got hardwired dude it can't be then no we're not hardwired oh there you are hardwired but we're

00:50:19.480 not hardwired here hold on nance give it a second wait that's what okay we're kind of back now

00:50:25.420 things are things are getting better hardwire here that's why we put all this stuff up here

00:50:29.920 i can't i can't hardwire here yeah they could hear nancy but we were frozen but i think we're

00:50:33.980 good now i can see us on the live stream i think we're good okay i don't like that top get the

00:50:37.980 hard wire that's why we had all this done in the ceiling right here for whatever reason yeah but

00:50:42.380 there's only just trust when we try to play the japanese music we freeze all right so we won't

00:50:47.280 play now we can't play the japanese music nancy i'm just assuming that you can read this can you

00:50:51.260 hear us nancy yes here is your twenty dollars matt she is so you better do me right oh there

00:51:00.660 What has he got to do with the $20?

00:51:03.360 Oh, Anchovy Apostle.

00:51:04.420 I don't know.

00:51:05.240 I don't know, but I'm pretty sure we added an extra T.

00:51:07.480 We might be up to eight T's now, which is fantastic.

00:51:09.240 You better do me right.

00:51:10.940 I don't even know what's happening.

00:51:12.760 Well, if you're doing it, you better do it right.

00:51:14.160 All right, Matt, go ahead and read that.

00:51:15.180 What's that mean?

00:51:16.760 Any Wiggles worth at Brogrove?

00:51:18.640 Wiggles turds?

00:51:19.460 Get out of the camera.

00:51:20.660 Come on!

00:51:21.140 What are you doing?

00:51:21.960 No, let Tim say hi to everybody.

00:51:23.060 Go back to Brazil!

00:51:26.060 Whoa.

00:51:26.720 Yeah, that's gross.

00:51:27.440 Whatever.

00:51:28.100 All right.

00:51:29.280 Okay.

00:51:29.600 All right, so read that.

00:51:30.940 Any Wigglesworth at Brogrove.

00:51:32.800 Yeah, he's actually in the W section, Smith Wigglesworth.

00:51:35.960 That's behind the white banner right there?

00:51:37.320 Yeah, right next to John Wesley.

00:51:41.860 Wearsby's in there.

00:51:43.240 And then, yeah, of course, Wigglesworth.

00:51:45.400 Of course.

00:51:46.260 Of course, Wigglesworth.

00:51:46.940 Catch up with him.

00:51:48.900 Wigglesworth.

00:51:50.380 Sounds like a doctor from a children's mystery.

00:51:52.960 Well, no, now that you guys read his stuff, you're like, oh, he crushed his stuff.

00:51:55.640 I actually didn't read Wigglesworth.

00:51:56.760 We didn't read any of that shit.

00:51:57.780 We read some Spurgeon.

00:51:59.260 And I was like, this guy's gay.

00:52:01.200 Well, he was definitely talking about having sex with his friends.

00:52:03.320 No, you did not. You love Spurgeon.

00:52:03.660 You can't even say it without laughing. You love Spurgeon.

00:52:06.060 Oh, this is very funny.

00:52:10.040 Cherry Bear, very funny.

00:52:11.380 Cherry Bear says,

00:52:13.000 TPUSA did a meat-in-greet with dead Charlie.

00:52:18.260 Damn.

00:52:18.720 That's really unbelievable.

00:52:19.380 Look how he spelled meat.

00:52:20.540 I like how he spelled meat.

00:52:21.960 Like the jerky boys.

00:52:22.520 I like the joke that Cherry made there.

00:52:25.200 Yeah, they did.

00:52:25.920 They actually did a fucking meat-in-greet where he died, too.

00:52:29.260 like in the tent with his wife.

00:52:30.860 It was crazy.

00:52:31.280 It's been.

00:52:31.820 Wait, what?

00:52:32.860 Yeah, it's been horrific.

00:52:34.040 What do you mean a meet and greet after he died?

00:52:36.740 They set up the tent that he got shot in,

00:52:39.000 and then they had people come and take pictures in it.

00:52:41.360 Did you see that?

00:52:41.980 You remember that?

00:52:42.480 And then they ripped up the.

00:52:43.780 I never know when you guys are,

00:52:45.260 because I don't watch any of the stuff.

00:52:46.640 No, I'm being very serious.

00:52:47.560 Nancy, you can verify that for us.

00:52:50.020 Wait, what?

00:52:50.780 It just seems weird, man.

00:52:51.980 No, that they took the tent to ask me anything tent

00:52:56.940 that he was under, and they re-put it up,

00:52:59.140 and then they had fans do a photo op inside of it.

00:53:01.640 Yeah, it was like a fake, not like a, I guess you would call it like a funeral,

00:53:05.560 like a pre-funeral, like a fake funeral.

00:53:07.420 We were like in the tent where he got shot and they were like.

00:53:09.440 Taking selfies.

00:53:10.400 Yeah, Sparrow says they sold tickets for it, yeah.

00:53:12.720 Yeah, they sold tickets for it.

00:53:14.200 They probably sold more than we did.

00:53:15.460 What?

00:53:15.560 100%.

00:53:15.960 Crazy.

00:53:16.900 I bought tickets to it.

00:53:18.140 It's pretty morbid.

00:53:19.320 Tiffany's back.

00:53:19.980 Tiffany, just say hi to the people.

00:53:20.980 Tiffany, say hi.

00:53:21.940 People love you.

00:53:22.760 Just say hi.

00:53:23.280 They don't know who she is.

00:53:23.680 You have to look at that camera, but you have to get in front of it.

00:53:26.180 There it is.

00:53:26.960 There she is.

00:53:27.800 Hi, guys.

00:53:28.740 That's Tiffany.

00:53:29.500 All right, stop.

00:53:30.200 You've been here for too long now.

00:53:31.540 You can go.

00:53:32.340 You're dismissed.

00:53:33.240 She's great.

00:53:33.640 Just back from Brazil.

00:53:34.940 Unbelievable.

00:53:36.200 She's got our social media.

00:53:37.420 People are already asking if you're single in the chat.

00:53:39.560 Nobody asked that.

00:53:40.860 Is she the one that you said should be in a burka, Top?

00:53:43.880 Oh, yeah.

00:53:44.540 Yeah, we were talking about putting Tiffany in a burka.

00:53:46.480 She would look great in a burka.

00:53:47.680 I think that would be really cool.

00:53:49.020 It would be a vibe.

00:53:49.820 I think it's just like a fashion statement that nobody's doing

00:53:52.460 and could be really big.

00:53:53.960 guys w's in the chat if uh burka's for tiffany

00:53:58.820 dick wrinkle says have fun this weekend guys my wife is due any day now congratulations

00:54:09.400 so i won't be there 4.99 to buy ed some sour gummy worms does he eat those i have no idea man

00:54:16.920 but thank you very much dick wrinkle should we have sour gummy worms was that creepy when nancy

00:54:20.980 he said congratulations no it wasn't creepy she's congratulating him yeah congratulations

00:54:25.500 means it no yeah there's no way right i don't think she fucking means it

00:54:32.060 i do mean it congratulations um we probably should get some candy for the green room right

00:54:38.000 i didn't think about it you've already got that lined up dude uh no we got uh you already took

00:54:43.660 care of it sandwiches and water oh i got the sandwiches you ordered the same okay let's see

00:54:48.840 but we're doing it but people need candy right like you like candy that's a thing like a pick

00:54:52.940 me up dude yeah yeah mentos gummy worms what should we get orange soda grape soda mentos

00:54:58.740 goes hard hold on no mentos isn't really candy mentos is a mint it's a strange combination of

00:55:04.580 chemicals that like are definitely not found in the natural world oh cool kool-aid pineapples z-man

00:55:10.000 says that's actually brilliant great idea i don't know any black people you can probably just get

00:55:15.860 You get the really good pink pineapples at the Merriam market right now, dude.

00:55:19.420 Me and Aiden are crushing those at the house.

00:55:21.320 I love pink pineapples.

00:55:22.320 Yeah, you get the pink pineapples and put those in Kool-Aid.

00:55:24.440 Definitely got to put candy on the list, though.

00:55:26.260 That's good.

00:55:27.040 Next question.

00:55:29.560 Last question.

00:55:30.760 Last question from Anchovy, yeah.

00:55:33.600 Can all three of you give me an answer?

00:55:37.540 What would you get if Rosie Perez had a baby with rage?

00:55:44.160 Rosie Perez?

00:55:45.860 she's the old actress with the giant tits, right?

00:55:49.960 No, she's a Spanish lady.

00:55:51.360 Yeah, she's Puerto Rican from White Men Can't Jump.

00:55:53.340 She was married to Woody Harrelson.

00:55:54.400 Yeah, but remember that really strong accent, yo?

00:55:57.260 What was that Kanye West song?

00:55:58.120 Sometimes when you win, you really lose.

00:56:00.140 And sometimes when you lose, you really win.

00:56:02.000 Yeah, that's Rosie Perez.

00:56:03.520 You got D's, motherfucker, D's.

00:56:05.920 Rosie Perez.

00:56:07.260 Okay, who is Rage?

00:56:08.400 Or is that just saying if she's raging,

00:56:09.980 she has a baby.

00:56:11.300 Oh, Ray J.

00:56:14.400 Ray J?

00:56:15.440 Maybe with Ray J?

00:56:16.480 I don't know.

00:56:17.040 Are we supposed to?

00:56:17.920 Ray J Perez?

00:56:18.880 He's going to have to send another $5 to give us the answer.

00:56:21.280 What does that mean?

00:56:22.100 Brilliant.

00:56:22.560 It's a punchline we don't get.

00:56:23.780 We don't know.

00:56:24.140 No, you guys know the answer, and you're not going to say it,

00:56:25.920 so he has to send another $5.

00:56:27.260 Oh, yeah.

00:56:27.760 You guys are geniuses when it comes to getting the money.

00:56:30.080 Oris Studios.

00:56:31.720 Hey-o.

00:56:32.420 Ten jewels.

00:56:33.700 I don't know what that is.

00:56:34.140 We can't read the jewels.

00:56:35.060 We can't read the jewels.

00:56:35.920 All right, don't read the jewels.

00:56:37.820 Stokin says that the guys from Hips that killed David Wilcox like candy.

00:56:42.720 Oh, yeah, they do.

00:56:43.600 Yeah, yeah.

00:56:43.860 Yeah, that's right.

00:56:44.300 So we have to get candy.

00:56:45.860 Make their teeth fall out.

00:56:46.980 Why not?

00:56:47.700 Make a noise.

00:56:48.860 Go ahead and read.

00:56:52.580 Greta says, every time I see that.

00:56:55.860 Yeah, why is she shortchanging her?

00:56:59.080 Say it.

00:56:59.480 Every time I see that saint depiction of Toppin' Raven, I laugh so hard my stomach hurts.

00:57:09.200 I'm not reading that last one.

00:57:11.160 Thank you, Greta Greta.

00:57:12.380 Why not?

00:57:13.300 You know what, though?

00:57:14.860 Raven, stop being mean to Matt.

00:57:16.860 Who did that?

00:57:17.720 We were talking about this on the post show yesterday.

00:57:21.200 Raven's not mean to me anymore.

00:57:22.480 The post show?

00:57:22.780 He's very nasty to you.

00:57:24.000 Nah, I mean, he goes in phases, too.

00:57:26.320 Very similar to Nancy with the phase thing.

00:57:29.080 I don't know if it's the moon cycle or what it could be, but I'm just saying that.

00:57:33.200 Raven and I are synchronicities.

00:57:34.440 We are like, when me and Raven are best friends, we are like best friends.

00:57:38.000 And then, you know, he gets a little touchy.

00:57:40.520 I love you and I criticize you because I love you.

00:57:42.500 No, no, no.

00:57:43.040 There is a buildup of Matt that when it reaches a critical level, David starts to shut down on him.

00:57:51.240 Look at David's face.

00:57:52.360 Look how mad he gets.

00:57:53.600 It's fucking true.

00:57:55.740 The problem is it's not because of Matt.

00:57:58.780 I could do the craziest stuff.

00:58:00.340 He's fine with it.

00:58:01.180 It all depends on the mood he's in.

00:58:03.060 I don't think it's that.

00:58:04.180 You have these things that I don't know if you're aware that you do, and I haven't bothered to categorize them.

00:58:09.560 I've seen him do them.

00:58:11.780 I'm not doing this?

00:58:13.040 yeah uh well what's her name riley showed me a tiktok from like your first tiktok that you guys

00:58:19.680 were doing i was never doing it the girls were doing you were in it i was like yeah whatever

00:58:23.680 and they hit you with some dumb shit and you're like i'm not doing this same exact dude four

00:58:27.860 years ago yeah no yeah i don't i mean what am i so what's your problem with matt uh there are these

00:58:33.360 like is he burping to the microphone no no that's me he has no but he's very unprofessional

00:58:38.940 It's not even an unprofessional thing.

00:58:40.340 In a different way, though.

00:58:41.380 It's like, I don't know how to explain it.

00:58:44.560 Does he show too much skin?

00:58:46.400 Open up his shirt a little too wide?

00:58:47.820 He's grating in a way that I have not experienced from another human being.

00:58:52.300 No, he does not like any human being that close to him.

00:58:55.100 That's all it is.

00:58:56.260 What's that mean?

00:58:56.800 Like, somehow you guys have figured it out because you keep a good balance top,

00:59:00.500 but, like, the Raven just does not like people being that close to him.

00:59:03.440 Well, that's a fair observation, yeah.

00:59:05.820 I don't really like people close to me.

00:59:07.100 That is a lot.

00:59:08.520 Amy says that.

00:59:09.340 That is a lot, yeah.

00:59:10.740 Amy.

00:59:11.120 I'm going to add one more tea to that, Amy, but I respect it.

00:59:13.500 Yeah, yeah.

00:59:14.000 He is a lot.

00:59:15.180 And it's a.

00:59:17.480 But, dude, when Raven loves me, he loves me, bro.

00:59:20.740 It's like the longest conversations on the phone.

00:59:23.860 He's like, like at an hour, I'm like, bro, I got to go.

00:59:25.920 He's like, no, no, let's just talk a little longer.

00:59:27.240 You know why?

00:59:27.960 Because when I call you, you don't do any of those things.

00:59:31.020 What do you mean?

00:59:31.460 But when the camera's rolling, all of a sudden you start doing this compounding.

00:59:36.340 Those things.

00:59:36.780 Layers of Matt-isms

00:59:39.760 You get the tension when the camera goes on

00:59:42.180 We don't have that on the phone

00:59:43.380 Yeah, because you just talk like a normal person

00:59:45.720 When we're on the phone

00:59:46.440 How do I not talk like a

00:59:47.600 I'm like the most normal person ever on a show

00:59:49.900 That's maybe the wildest shit you've ever said on the show

00:59:53.600 Maybe

00:59:54.960 Alright, next chat

00:59:56.560 Agree to disagree

00:59:57.420 Nancy

01:00:00.080 You hear the Japanese sound?

01:00:03.300 We're calling you

01:00:03.920 aura studios is that how you say it aura aura maybe are you guys doing anything at the brownwood

01:00:11.940 hotel any after party or vip stuff there yes so the main day uh on 8 8 secret they we're going to

01:00:21.520 be doing an after hours hang at the brownwood uh not the brownwood hotel but the second standard

01:00:27.260 coffee location is uh connected to the brownwood hotel they share a patio so we're going to be

01:00:33.240 there uh after hours on the 8th so after the main show is over everybody will take a three-minute

01:00:40.260 trip over to that place and it'll be open you can get snacks you can hang out on the patio

01:00:44.900 what time are you talking about shut up dude on saturday night look what he's doing look what

01:00:50.640 he's doing no that's what i'm saying there is a zero percent chance i'm staying up that late on

01:00:54.760 saturday are you talking about saturday night i told you i'd open sunday morning you volunteered

01:01:00.760 me for it i said no you begged me i said fine i'll open sunday morning so saturday after the

01:01:06.520 event we're opening the coffee shop oh you guys are terrible communicators dude and um oh my god

01:01:14.800 after the vip day wait wait are we so this has never been discussed it's never been discussed

01:01:22.040 it's never been fucking saturday night all those fucking ears and you can't hear shit

01:01:26.860 That's how you know he forgot to discuss this with me

01:01:29.640 Is when he gets touchy like that

01:01:30.780 And after the VIP day

01:01:32.640 There is a spot called Spanish Springs

01:01:34.980 It's about five minutes away from the standard coffee shop

01:01:38.040 In Lady Lake, Florida

01:01:39.160 That we can do, right?

01:01:40.060 We talked about that

01:01:40.960 We talked about Sunday morning

01:01:43.000 You know what it's like

01:01:44.520 Every time you try to talk to him

01:01:45.780 He goes like this

01:01:46.460 Whatever, whatever, it's cool

01:01:47.580 Hey, whatever you want to do

01:01:48.580 And you go, okay, can I finish saying it?

01:01:49.880 He goes, no, no, no, whatever

01:01:50.620 Whatever you want to do

01:01:51.380 And then I say this

01:01:52.420 Just let me know

01:01:53.620 And then I try to let you know

01:01:55.760 And you go, whatever

01:01:56.620 Yeah, absolutely.

01:01:57.160 Whatever you want.

01:01:57.620 Whatever you want.

01:01:58.400 Whatever you want.

01:01:59.120 Isn't that it?

01:01:59.660 It's the exact noise that he fucking does.

01:02:01.840 You do that.

01:02:02.420 If you don't just let me know, then I don't know.

01:02:05.560 So what time is the Saturday event at Brownwood then?

01:02:09.480 Like what time does the event end Saturday that we're going to?

01:02:12.320 The event ends at 8 p.m.

01:02:15.220 Anybody who feels so inclined to help us clean up chairs and trash would be greatly appreciated

01:02:19.720 because the faster that gets done, the faster we can join you guys for the hang over at the Standard Coffee Shop.

01:02:26.140 I don't think they give a fuck if we hang with them

01:02:28.000 I care

01:02:28.780 Yeah they do

01:02:30.320 You think they do?

01:02:32.600 I don't know our own producer doesn't give a fuck

01:02:34.920 See like now I'm actually

01:02:36.620 That's not true

01:02:37.340 We are supposed to have the shop

01:02:40.240 Yeah and she's gonna say I know

01:02:42.880 Because I've even talked to Jess

01:02:44.860 About it

01:02:46.080 We literally talked about it this morning

01:02:48.800 She's like what are you doing this weekend

01:02:49.940 Like after stuff I was like well I'll chill if everybody wants to chill

01:02:53.220 But I just don't want to be up late

01:02:55.120 She definitely has no clue that we're supposed to be open Saturday,

01:02:57.720 which is fine, though, because for you, Raven, you're worth it.

01:03:01.040 Whatever you want.

01:03:01.780 No, if you can't do it, don't do it.

01:03:03.560 It's fine.

01:03:04.120 Yeah, it doesn't matter.

01:03:04.680 There's still a patio there.

01:03:05.740 For you guys, the sky's the limit.

01:03:07.560 So Spanish Springs is right around the corner.

01:03:10.540 On the VIP day, we're going to go there.

01:03:12.020 They got live music until 10 p.m.

01:03:13.460 They got bars and all kinds of stuff,

01:03:14.700 so we'll go and we'll hang out at Spanish Springs after the VIP day

01:03:18.160 and after the general admission day on 8-8.

01:03:20.500 We'll go and hang out.

01:03:21.480 I guess a couple hours, period.

01:03:24.460 Just me and you, period.

01:03:25.680 We can't get employees to work at that time, period.

01:03:30.440 Can you guys, why do you guys stop?

01:03:32.380 Oh, I'm sorry.

01:03:33.920 Please talk to text.

01:03:35.300 Go ahead, Nancy.

01:03:35.760 Fucking talk to text.

01:03:38.140 Greta says that pig video is heavy on my spirit.

01:03:41.980 Don't you read the whole name?

01:03:42.800 Yeah, me too, Greta.

01:03:43.960 Say Greta Greta.

01:03:44.540 Yeah, me too, Greta.

01:03:46.600 That's Greta Greta Bobetta.

01:03:48.160 I don't know if I like it.

01:03:49.360 Greta Greta Mobetta.

01:03:50.880 Thank you, Greta.

01:03:52.880 So we play.

01:03:54.460 i kind of wish she was bleeding from the mouth

01:04:06.460 this is that's the epitome of nancy content and that just that just got no it's not

01:04:16.720 i don't send you animal stuff that animal is fine

01:04:20.400 i don't know if that animal's all right dude i think it's probably no it's it's dead no it dies

01:04:29.760 very slowly yeah you don't know that either could have been quick she's hopeful though

01:04:34.940 she's hopeful she's like i watched it die oh shit go ahead nance joe preston says the books

01:04:42.140 weren't from me don't want to steal someone's credit you should have gotten one from you

01:04:47.280 printing oh shit we got more gifts uh you didn't read who wrote thank you joe who sent the the

01:04:53.960 books then they don't have a fucking name they don't have a name they just they they left us

01:04:58.200 a nice things like amazon sucks it never like includes a name so we don't know very bad

01:05:05.580 communication name well we didn't get anything from you you want to check the mail there was

01:05:10.020 other books who do those books come from p j doll n k r t not jp no when i see a bunch of letters

01:05:20.520 together like that i'll mix them up that's usually what makes a name p doll is pretty sure what his

01:05:25.400 name is you guys not recognize the name peach doll oh no that guy peach doll j d a l l it's pj

01:05:32.380 from georgia i know that because he sent seeds too i got some melon seeds and loofahs and stuff

01:05:37.120 dick wrinkle says that i'm convinced that's nancy now dick wrinkle yeah that's richard wrinkle no

01:05:44.600 i know that's nancy's it's dick wrinkle why would he bring up gluten it's not well i don't know

01:05:50.120 because you're always talking about it go ahead nancy wants to kill you too thank you nancy

01:05:54.080 or not if we're 99 to buy matt some high gluten bread i want to shove it down your throat

01:06:00.160 He didn't say all that, Nancy

01:06:03.760 Wait up, did they have high gluten bread?

01:06:06.100 Is that a thing?

01:06:06.460 Thank you, Dick

01:06:07.240 Kill fucking Matt with his bread

01:06:09.140 Like bread with extra

01:06:09.840 I think this is our last one

01:06:11.080 This is kind of sad

01:06:12.180 No, no, no

01:06:12.760 Wow, yeah

01:06:13.500 We're all good

01:06:13.960 We should talk a little bit now

01:06:15.560 JC gave us two jewels

01:06:16.980 Oh, shit

01:06:17.760 Thanks, JC

01:06:18.400 The E and the L are silent

01:06:19.620 We went over this, dude

01:06:20.680 Thank you, JC

01:06:22.260 So

01:06:22.740 Did we hit our target?

01:06:23.880 I also want to thank

01:06:24.940 No

01:06:25.200 I also want to thank

01:06:26.460 Patient Paladin

01:06:29.300 that's lindsey i'm not sure if it's the same lindsey i'm thinking of uh if it's the same

01:06:35.260 lindsey that brought her little boy here and they they hung out took pictures in the in the shop or

01:06:40.060 not but whoever patient paladin lindsey is thank you so much uh they sent my wife my wife a thing

01:06:48.020 for her neck we thought it was a it was like a box that said cervix on it we're like damn

01:06:53.080 like a cervix fixer i was like damn bro what are you getting because it said for my wife and i was

01:06:56.940 like oh boy somebody's getting my wife a gag joke and then or a gag gift and then when i opened it

01:07:02.240 it wouldn't be gag it would be that way so and then but it turns out to be one of those things

01:07:06.620 that you you put in the doorway and you strap around your head and it creates space between

01:07:10.740 the vertebrae through extended usage yeah it does in other words somebody's listening and hears that

01:07:15.360 my my wife has these back problems and then fuck my wife and then fucking sends this device and i

01:07:21.680 was like fuck man i actually got choked up when i saw it i was like who was it from crazy

01:07:25.320 See this is the shit

01:07:28.360 This is exactly

01:07:29.060 I fucking said her name

01:07:30.020 Three times

01:07:30.700 And then he goes

01:07:31.600 Who is it from?

01:07:34.540 I think he's just

01:07:35.100 Letting you know

01:07:35.560 That what you say

01:07:36.440 Is not important

01:07:37.080 That's exactly

01:07:38.000 Exactly what's happening here

01:07:39.660 I know

01:07:40.160 Patient Paladin

01:07:41.280 Her name is Lindsay

01:07:42.840 I don't know

01:07:43.880 You want me to hold

01:07:44.280 The fucking

01:07:44.620 Do the whole

01:07:45.100 I don't know

01:07:45.620 If it's the same Lindsay

01:07:46.640 That was here with her son

01:07:48.220 Or a different one

01:07:49.520 That's what I said

01:07:51.220 Are you kidding me bro

01:07:53.740 That's too much for him

01:07:55.120 As soon as he knows he forgot to talk to me about Saturday night, he's very touchy now.

01:07:59.640 I did not talk.

01:08:00.540 Very touchy.

01:08:00.820 See, this is exactly, this is why I don't at all believe you when you say.

01:08:03.920 This makes sense, Anchovy Apostle.

01:08:05.560 Wait, wait, wait.

01:08:06.220 You can't just do that.

01:08:07.360 There's a whole thing that has to happen before we can read this.

01:08:10.420 Oh, yeah.

01:08:10.440 That's for Matt, though.

01:08:12.580 Matt has to read it.

01:08:14.740 We got, you know what?

01:08:15.500 When we get one for Matt, before he's got to read it, when we press play it, you go,

01:08:19.020 Wow, that's not what he sounds like.

01:08:22.800 right now he is very hurtful right i'll clip that for you thank you and that's the fucking sound

01:08:29.360 that's gonna play for matt every time he needs to go ahead and read this go ahead read one

01:08:33.980 sorry all right i'm fucking good nasty it's really i like that poster next to you though

01:08:42.600 matt it looks good it does i kind of like the other one with the palm trees and the neffy

01:08:46.560 going up oh yeah that's that one actually crushes matt the 20

01:08:52.420 was so i can stand at the door yeah oh oh okay that's not good we can't just let people stay

01:09:03.140 outside that's crazy what does that mean you first nation giving oh reneging what is that

01:09:11.060 what that means yeah yeah uh indian giver oh yeah yeah which is to say you give a thing and

01:09:16.400 then you take it back so that's what happens when you announce that you're gonna let people

01:09:19.580 stand outside the most famous puerto rican ever plus rage equals top no i mean i don't know

01:09:24.680 lewis j gomez is he has more rage than me is that true oh yeah he seems happier these these

01:09:31.100 years he just fought an uber driver again did he really yeah that's what he does oh well

01:09:35.840 yeah his comedy is just over our head today though i think it's just under our head no no

01:09:40.540 he's good anchovy apostle knows what's up

01:09:42.560 next one

01:09:48.240 that was that was meaner than

01:09:50.580 than i expected it to be oh that's nice

01:09:52.580 nancy go ahead and read that

01:09:54.620 that's a question i don't think this is legal though

01:09:56.720 sure why i mean what are the pre-reviews

01:09:58.880 studios says

01:10:00.500 we can help work the coffee

01:10:02.720 shop to hang with you guys

01:10:04.140 yeah they let strangers

01:10:06.680 work the coffee shop

01:10:08.540 and does he need a w2 for that a nephilim death squad fan i'm just gonna say yeah you can come

01:10:15.000 back here and work think about that that's also true it's a great idea he's saying they're nervous

01:10:20.820 about other nds fans like no no you guys are all cool like yeah no but seriously i'm nervous dude

01:10:26.800 like the stuff in the chat's funny but like should i be concerned i'm like i don't know those people

01:10:31.340 are gay this is my first bro who said that i don't know pj a lot of people are the who said

01:10:38.240 a series of letters name names matt a lot of people i was nervous too i was nervous about

01:10:43.440 the dangerous retards but i mean when uh we've done this event many times and they continue to

01:10:49.540 get less retarded i would say that's true yeah yeah they're actually all really wonderful people

01:10:55.180 like so if you at all bump into uh let's say like i like i headed out with some ortho stuff because

01:11:02.600 i told uh oh you were doing that oh andrew wilson so late to the party huh david this is actually

01:11:08.960 a kind of a funny matt do you remember last week when i was like david why are you not

01:11:12.500 even a little frustrated by this i was it wasn't at all by the orthos it wasn't the orthodoxy

01:11:16.940 he's like me we just don't get in these fights for like the sake of what he's in it now well

01:11:21.380 here bring this up on the screen wait he's in the ortho fight now

01:11:24.100 i hate the music in the back because it's supposed to make you feel like you're getting

01:11:43.000 an asian massage and then it's that just a big dying in the side so weird so i prefer this

01:11:54.100 you like that man we probably did just lose our super chat money um so andrew andrew wilson he's

01:12:07.260 online and he's talking to somebody he goes just face it you lost the debate take the l like a good

01:12:12.020 little bitch and then he says it doesn't matter can you just focus on the story they're debating

01:12:15.800 they're debating right and then he goes uh he goes another head for my trophy wall and i said

01:12:22.000 there's something incredibly off-putting about a guy who's talking like a tough guy who's built

01:12:27.700 like soft serve because andrew wilson is a guy who famously got him couldn't open a jar he he

01:12:33.540 got that guy he couldn't open a jar and then a chick took it and she opened it so this is a guy

01:12:37.720 who's saying yeah but he had big hands he did have big hands he's going good little bitch another

01:12:42.600 head for my trophy wall i said that's really gross to be doing that so he comments and he goes uh

01:12:47.400 dangerous retard really suits your bio and i go uh fat weak-wristed homosexual suits yours

01:12:55.760 then ortho bros they all come and what you find is like when these people show up this is a

01:13:01.380 contrast between them and wait and this is when you were like told you so raven no i was like i

01:13:06.280 was just watching him no i mean he was posting screenshots of jay dyer saying that orthodox

01:13:10.420 that uh salvation is only possible through the orthodox church i was i was yeah oh you were you

01:13:15.160 so you did get like that's all that i'm mad that's all that i'm kind of mad about yes i'm like what

01:13:19.100 are you talking about that's what i was saying so some of the ortho bros that were coming i was

01:13:21.820 like look do you believe this do you believe that salvation is only achievable through the

01:13:25.000 orthodox church because that's the only thing i give a shit they go hell yeah dude otherwise i

01:13:27.540 don't care so anyway hell yeah all these ortho bros they're all like these fat mouth-breeding

01:13:33.660 neck-bearded pseudo-intellectual debate bros oh geez and they're all really fucking nasty

01:13:39.060 like super nasty like worse than nancy yeah some worse or similar no some are worse probably not

01:13:45.240 as bad as nancy but they're all like really vicious really fucking nasty people there's no

01:13:49.860 humor it's just fuck you well imagine brown piece of shit like over and over again versus our

01:13:56.140 audience who when they get wrapped up they just show up and say insane shit they don't really

01:14:01.700 threaten anybody they don't but very witty funny sometimes it's not even witty i think the real

01:14:06.880 The question is, though, can our audience man a coffee machine, though?

01:14:10.300 No.

01:14:10.700 No.

01:14:11.120 No.

01:14:11.420 Not the ones where the two streams come out.

01:14:14.120 It's a whole thing over there.

01:14:14.980 What the fuck are they doing?

01:14:15.880 They've got the metal spoon that goes in.

01:14:18.120 It's a lot.

01:14:18.240 There's red buttons.

01:14:19.460 I don't know.

01:14:20.060 Like a Keurig.

01:14:20.760 These guys have the wittiest one-liners of, like, most people on the planet.

01:14:25.180 Honestly, the amount of no yous that end up happening is that people talk shit,

01:14:29.420 and then, like, a bunch of retards show up, and they go, no you.

01:14:32.120 No you.

01:14:32.640 I love that.

01:14:33.160 Wait, so when you guys go on Twitter and, like, start a fight with somebody,

01:14:35.940 like all of a sudden the nds fans come on too and they're like it's not like typically super mean

01:14:40.400 it's it's typically super chaotic but it's just like checkmate there is a private chat called

01:14:45.560 top lops is rape mob allegedly your honor some would say yeah there is and some would say that

01:14:53.180 i point and others would say that they rape no no no no allegedly though in a hypothetical situation

01:14:58.920 where that's not real is real is real chet jacob is real are you coming to texas with us

01:15:06.600 no all right why not when and why are you going uh it's like early november yeah i think november

01:15:15.300 so go hang out with jeremiah skiba he's coming over here to hang out with you yeah hey nancy

01:15:18.840 read this shit he's coming to bro grove yeah carly says have a great time this weekend

01:15:25.180 how'd that happen what'd she say can't hear you have a great time this weekend god bless you guys

01:15:35.060 oh he's touchy

01:15:39.520 she's not gonna do what you say now yeah she's she's really mean right now thank you carly we

01:15:46.660 will we're gonna have a good time thank you carly thank you you're not even really involved with

01:15:51.320 this here's a question for you you can answer that go ahead nancy oh yeah go ahead are you

01:15:55.200 having fun fj fool is asking is that the guy that sent this fj fool no fj fool is strong too fj fool

01:16:02.560 and anchovy apostle are strong in the word of god dude okay i thought you were just gonna say

01:16:06.920 strong i was like how do you know that like sending you muscle videos she's not gonna read

01:16:13.460 are you having fun no i already read it i asked are you having fun are you having fun she's not

01:16:16.760 answer always do we believe it what if we took the ostrich music and put it over the pig video

01:16:25.020 nancy can you do that right now i don't think she knows how to do that yeah no way over her head

01:16:32.760 dude we could totally do that the ostrich music over the pig video by the way guys um only god

01:16:39.320 can i was told screaming bloody murder i don't know who i was watching but they said like yeah

01:16:43.620 If you don't remind people, they won't do it.

01:16:45.260 Oh, what do they got to do?

01:16:46.340 Smash the like button, guys.

01:16:48.200 Yeah.

01:16:48.520 And if you're not subscribed, don't be gay.

01:16:50.160 Oh, great.

01:16:50.440 We're one of those now.

01:16:51.400 Well, yeah.

01:16:51.740 I mean, it is true.

01:16:52.720 If you're watching it and nobody's telling you, like, yo, by the way, now that you're

01:16:55.860 here, why don't you hit that like button?

01:16:57.400 Really helps.

01:16:58.260 Yeah.

01:16:58.700 They won't do it.

01:16:59.680 Yeah, but they don't have the guy on the tank like we do.

01:17:02.120 That is really cool.

01:17:03.460 Yeah.

01:17:03.820 Nephi's really come to life.

01:17:04.900 And they still don't do it.

01:17:06.660 And they still don't do it.

01:17:07.900 Another 30 jewels.

01:17:09.180 Thank you, 27 Nick Kena.

01:17:12.060 30 jewels.

01:17:12.500 What do you know with the E and the L are silent on that?

01:17:15.120 Uch?

01:17:16.260 E and the L?

01:17:17.960 Oh.

01:17:18.620 Oh, boy.

01:17:19.540 He's losing it.

01:17:20.380 He's losing it.

01:17:21.600 See, Amy totally forgot.

01:17:23.000 It happens.

01:17:24.060 If I didn't remind Amy, she would have just enjoyed the video and then

01:17:26.720 mosey got out of here.

01:17:27.000 This has been a nothing show.

01:17:28.640 Another 10 jewels from Z-Man is awesome.

01:17:31.720 Happy poop?

01:17:32.980 Oh, happy poop.

01:17:34.020 Thank you.

01:17:34.720 All right.

01:17:35.580 Thank you.

01:17:36.040 Oh, so I will be fapping.

01:17:39.420 Yeah.

01:17:40.580 Oh, wait.

01:17:41.100 Actually, we should read this first.

01:17:42.500 but we gotta do the music we'll wait no no we gotta do the music i know she's waiting

01:17:47.700 are you guys fap-ing with us tomorrow are we fapping are we doing a little uh group fapping

01:17:58.520 tomorrow um yeah i mean that seems cool i thought that was tonight well it starts tonight

01:18:04.980 and then it ends like friday morning or something oh hey uh laney said he can do this for us in two

01:18:10.660 seconds if you send him the video yeah but oh yeah that's easy nancy it's gonna be like no laney

01:18:15.480 not nancy that's what i'm saying nancy's gonna be two years oh quiet man you can make it happen

01:18:19.480 she's telling you to be quiet it's different asians you have to know which asian does what

01:18:23.180 i like the evolution of this if you want an asian to ignore you and be nasty

01:18:27.280 well name it nancy that's true well laney ignores you too though that's true i i have

01:18:34.920 said on this show that i have called laney's phone and laney has never answered the phone

01:18:39.040 well would you no i guess not i mean what me and laney are tight now dude i'm pretty sure

01:18:46.200 laney's never spoken to you on the phone either laney can go ahead and say anything i don't care

01:18:51.260 say no we've never spoken literally never spoken at all no not on the phone i mean i've called him

01:18:55.400 and then he like text me back like lol i can't actually talk to you but we text i love that

01:19:03.400 you call nobody answers just lol lol you thought you fucking thought yeah that's really what i was

01:19:08.460 I was like, oh, my God, you got me.

01:19:10.360 So, Matt, what are you most excited about?

01:19:13.400 Oh, good question.

01:19:14.160 Yeah, what are you most scared about and most excited about?

01:19:16.760 Oh, that's actually good.

01:19:17.900 Yeah, yeah.

01:19:18.200 So, let's start.

01:19:18.800 What are you most excited about?

01:19:20.680 For this weekend, you're talking about?

01:19:21.860 Yeah.

01:19:22.820 What else?

01:19:23.560 I don't know, dude.

01:19:24.440 Leading up to an event like that, I'm just like, I don't even know what to expect, to be honest.

01:19:28.480 I am, like, I still, in my mind, I can't imagine.

01:19:31.280 So, tomorrow or Friday night, it's going to be just, like, hanging out.

01:19:35.040 Yeah.

01:19:35.360 So it's going to be hanging, meet and greet, talking to people.

01:19:38.900 What's today?

01:19:39.420 Today's Wednesday?

01:19:40.160 Today's Wednesday.

01:19:41.160 And then Saturday, it's just like show up and watch people do podcasts.

01:19:46.920 On Friday, you are leading.

01:19:49.740 I don't know how many times we have to tell this to you.

01:19:51.320 You're leading a Bible study.

01:19:52.560 I just have a hard time believing that.

01:19:54.040 I'm happy to do it.

01:19:55.560 There's going to be like all these famous people here.

01:19:57.500 You're like, oh, no, Matt, you're going to do a thing.

01:19:59.620 They're not famous people.

01:20:00.100 They're our friends.

01:20:00.960 I know.

01:20:01.220 I'm just saying there's way cooler people to do a cool show.

01:20:04.140 like so if you want me to do it i'm happy to do it but i think the word i'm looking for is

01:20:08.500 incredulous uh that's how i feel i don't know the meaning of the word just like stupefied because

01:20:13.840 i've told him like a hundred times now i say hey matt you're going to be leading this and he goes

01:20:19.200 i don't believe i have learned that you could tell matt a thing a hundred times and he will act

01:20:22.640 like there's a straight bible sign right there and i go hey you're going to be leading this he's

01:20:26.860 like why would it why would that happen he's fucking got out your own now he's reading the

01:20:30.860 straight bible um yeah so that first day yeah we will just be hanging the second day you're

01:20:37.440 gonna be on stage too you're not gonna be just watching people podcast you're gonna be on stage

01:20:40.540 with us i'm the door greeter bro like i'm like no you're not the door greeter keep telling them

01:20:44.860 hey thanks for coming you're not allowed to do that you're not allowed to scalp tickets from

01:20:47.980 the door you're not allowed to sell tickets at the door what you're doing and you can't tell

01:20:51.500 people that they could pay you 20 to stand outside that's matt you're rapping oh you are

01:20:57.240 doing the rap yeah yeah yeah the rap battle here we go oh see nick nick brought it up why don't

01:21:01.200 you go ahead and read that matt matt should do a rap song with vinnie paz or at least perform

01:21:08.220 the old intro song live god bless you guys happy bro grove see that's a man who's happy bro grove

01:21:13.720 a thing that we have to say bro grove is a thing like everybody sees each other and goes happy

01:21:16.900 bro grove yeah peace be with you happy with you happy bro grove and a holy kiss yes i think

01:21:22.300 Alex Soren referenced a holy kiss.

01:21:25.340 I don't know if you guys watched that episode.

01:21:26.560 He did, and I was this close to saying a holy kiss?

01:21:29.180 You doing a holy kiss?

01:21:30.440 I didn't say it, though.

01:21:33.340 TMMSNJ11 says, Matt is a wigger.

01:21:37.300 Yes.

01:21:38.540 Yes.

01:21:39.120 And I think I identified that so early in our interactions.

01:21:43.780 I don't know how Raven keyed in on that.

01:21:45.300 Dude, I was like, this is a wigger.

01:21:47.220 I can tell.

01:21:48.360 This nigga's a wigger.

01:21:49.240 This nigga's a wigger.

01:21:50.160 Right here.

01:21:50.620 I can tell.

01:21:51.280 Yeah.

01:21:51.420 So thank you for that, T-M-M-S-N-J.

01:21:54.420 Anyway, Matt, like I said, you are going to be leading up this.

01:21:58.680 It's a very loose Bible study.

01:22:00.600 Yes.

01:22:01.160 Very loose.

01:22:02.040 Ed Mabry, Laura Baker, David, and I will be sitting here in my cuck corner producing.

01:22:08.380 With a microphone and a camera, which means he's going to be there.

01:22:10.500 So there's no just producing.

01:22:12.160 You're going to be fucking.

01:22:12.820 I'll be in the shot.

01:22:13.700 I'll be in the shot somehow.

01:22:15.780 But this is, like, I don't know how many times I can say this or emphasize this, but you should prepare.

01:22:19.480 I'm like, whatever.

01:22:20.000 I'll prepare what?

01:22:21.420 oh my you just said it's a round table bible study if i prepare a thing i'm not going to

01:22:26.080 prepare a thing and there's four other people better to be i know the raven can't over prepared

01:22:29.980 i think this is why david hates you because when david likes to do a thing where he talks over

01:22:36.160 you and he expects you to stop you don't stop you keep going he does the same thing to me but you do

01:22:41.200 it to me so this is this see this is a little bit everything he doesn't like about me is what he

01:22:46.020 doesn't like about himself or he sees himself in me those are the things he doesn't like which is

01:22:50.440 fair that's we all do that the gay aesthetic we all do that the wigger i could see the wigger in

01:22:55.360 you and it offends the wigger in me and what were you saying before you guys were talking over each

01:22:58.840 other i don't even remember now i was asking him to get a drink of water i was offering my own

01:23:03.820 and he's still just kind of like yeah what i was saying was that you should be prepared better to

01:23:09.520 be over prepared and not need it okay one thing i've learned from going on shows especially with

01:23:13.960 you is like you can't just have this whole thing you're gonna talk the whole time you have to be

01:23:18.160 ready to talk very little so if i'm gonna be on the stage when are you gonna start implementing

01:23:22.320 that with really anybody who's coming to the show i've been doing this for three months like if

01:23:28.020 anybody's for like a year now no no i've had straight bible's been three i was on nds you

01:23:32.440 can't count that because after i got kicked off that's kind of when i count the time started over

01:23:35.880 yeah so i've like had my own show for three months why'd you get kicked off i'm gonna try

01:23:38.900 to be on the stage and talk more than ed mabry did you get kicked off because like we were talking

01:23:43.280 to you and then you weren't hearing us it's probably yeah i think something like that

01:23:46.660 You guys are teaming up now.

01:23:48.260 I love them with that.

01:23:49.040 They're my favorite, actually.

01:23:50.700 Yeah, so if you could just prepare, if you could just stop thinking about not preparing

01:23:55.480 and actually just prepare, that would be probably great.

01:23:58.620 Tomorrow, I'm going to tell him the same thing again, and he's going to go, what?

01:24:02.460 Okay, if this ends up.

01:24:03.780 No, because I feel like you guys changed stuff at the last second.

01:24:06.400 You know it.

01:24:07.340 You know that's why, dude.

01:24:09.000 You're laughing.

01:24:09.900 You're like, you're not preparing.

01:24:10.800 You better get prepared.

01:24:11.680 You better spend the next three nights preparing.

01:24:12.900 David, take your headphones off.

01:24:14.160 What if we made him think he was going to do it and then, and then had him go up on stage?

01:24:19.320 You guys don't think that I know that's exactly what you're setting me up?

01:24:21.620 Like, I feel like that's exactly what you're doing.

01:24:23.460 I feel like on the general admission day, when the night ends and I say,

01:24:26.460 everybody meet us over at the sister location to the standard coffee shop in Brownwood,

01:24:30.320 he's going to go, thank you, Trevor.

01:24:31.760 What?

01:24:32.300 Just fucking prepare.

01:24:33.200 If you didn't bring it up right here, I would have already been at the house, dude.

01:24:35.900 You would have been calling me going, Matt, what do you want, Matt?

01:24:38.940 And I'd be like, bro, what?

01:24:40.020 Like, where are you?

01:24:40.960 I'd be like, dude, no clue.

01:24:42.800 Yeah, I literally talked to your wife, and she's the one who suggested a food truck to park right outside of the standard coffee shop.

01:24:50.160 Oh, yeah, I remember that.

01:24:51.360 We were at the shop when that happened.

01:24:53.120 Yeah.

01:24:53.640 Yeah.

01:24:54.060 Yeah, I remember because she's like, dude, these guys really can't figure out anything, can they?

01:24:57.960 I was like, sweetie, that's a loaded statement.

01:25:02.280 Five dollars.

01:25:02.880 But anyway, if the discussion's going to be...

01:25:04.340 Carly crushed by clouds.

01:25:05.920 Crushed by clouds?

01:25:07.180 I'll read this one, Nancy.

01:25:08.020 She was crushed by clouds?

01:25:09.720 My dad asked me what I listen to daily.

01:25:11.820 how am i supposed to tell him that this is it fair point uh don't tell you ask me like who are

01:25:16.960 those guys you podcast with what do they talk about it's like uh i've heard people say i showed

01:25:22.980 my parents straight bible but i cannot show them nephilim death squad yeah exactly yeah i showed

01:25:28.060 my dad timeline plans holy you're a piece of shit nancy i don't know what he say does he speak

01:25:36.700 english or is it japanese i think her dad no her dad has to be he has to be the white one this is

01:25:43.580 a yeah my dad's the way you know what it is dominating japanese mom the japanese man cannot

01:25:50.280 have uh babies with a white woman it's like doesn't mix that way oh yeah because the white

01:25:54.820 women are typically larger than them well yeah and also they don't have the riz so do you think

01:25:59.700 her mom is like dominating japanese mom like you have to get straight a's you have to like be the

01:26:05.180 Pass it, everything.

01:26:06.640 I think so.

01:26:07.380 Bye, Brooke.

01:26:08.380 See you later.

01:26:09.000 Bye, Brooke.

01:26:09.780 Rookie.

01:26:11.380 Adios.

01:26:11.860 Have a good night.

01:26:13.200 Yeah, I think...

01:26:14.600 Actually, I don't remember what I was going to say.

01:26:17.460 She commandeered the situation.

01:26:18.800 That's all right, because sometimes you start reading the chat and you get sidetracked,

01:26:21.320 and it's okay.

01:26:21.820 Have mercy for that.

01:26:22.760 No, I wasn't reading the chat.

01:26:23.580 I just forgot what I was going to say.

01:26:24.440 100% her dad was the...

01:26:25.760 It's got to be the Englishman.

01:26:28.420 Yeah, that's just how it works.

01:26:31.640 Like, if you see a mixed-race kid, this is...

01:26:34.820 whatever see a mixed race a mulatto uh-huh some would say a couple of those just moved in next

01:26:41.680 a gray a gray it's a black and a white a black eyed children yeah i mean black guys children

01:26:47.020 85 90 percent of the time you'd assume mother's white father's black am i wrong matt am i wrong

01:26:52.840 all right there you go see don't stop me when i'm wrong that's right it's that it sounds horrible

01:26:57.660 and they'd be like you're a bad person i was like how do you know that because i'm counting

01:27:00.940 i'm just looking i'm just observing uh reality around me also i can see what no i'm not gonna

01:27:07.820 say i'm gonna say the nixon's don't say not on the eve of brogrove happy brogrove everybody okay

01:27:11.880 happy brogrove uh this is a shitty question or thing that joe presson said two dollars matt just

01:27:16.880 do a q a instead no no no no no what's gonna happen is top's gonna tell me for all week they

01:27:22.540 just want to fucking talk here they just want to talk hey uh we're gonna do this and that and then

01:27:27.640 I'm going to show up, have all the stuff ready, and then he's going to be like, whoop.

01:27:30.520 Yo, it's so funny.

01:27:31.700 Damien's in the chat, and he said, I'm mulatto.

01:27:34.600 Yes, my mom is white.

01:27:35.880 Thank you.

01:27:36.440 That's why I'm not being mean.

01:27:38.220 Shout out to Damien.

01:27:39.100 Hell yeah.

01:27:39.840 That's just how it would be most of the times.

01:27:42.240 Anyway, yeah, I don't know.

01:27:43.560 A Q&A.

01:27:44.360 These guys, they just want to line up here and ask questions.

01:27:47.660 Although, it would be your discretion.

01:27:49.620 Hey, dealer's choice.

01:27:50.680 You do what you want to do, dog.

01:27:51.940 Yeah, we'll dress you up like –

01:27:53.260 I work for you guys.

01:27:53.800 We'll put you in a small box with a glass panel, and you can dress up like a sultan,

01:27:56.720 and you can do fortune telling but if i'm going to be on the show and it is what you're saying

01:28:01.240 that it is let's just say that let's imagine that you're saying what it is it's going to be that by

01:28:05.540 the time we start what is he talking about i don't know then and it's like uh how to how to

01:28:10.260 have proximity to god and hear god's voice there's not a whole lot of prep for me i wrote down hey

01:28:14.980 laura baker what's your take on this how do you do this hey ed mavery how do you do this if the

01:28:21.420 raven's here you say hey raven let's say he's the uh ed goes and laura goes then it's the raven

01:28:26.700 You ask Raven

01:28:27.720 And like

01:28:28.180 That's the rest of the show

01:28:29.080 I think it's a bad idea

01:28:29.840 To ask Raven any questions

01:28:30.840 No no

01:28:31.140 It's mostly hot dogs

01:28:31.860 There's no prep needed

01:28:33.060 You just ask him

01:28:34.020 And then boom

01:28:34.580 There goes the rest of the show

01:28:35.540 Okay good

01:28:36.800 And then maybe a little Q&A

01:28:37.960 At the end

01:28:38.300 What the fuck was that

01:28:38.840 We can get people to line up

01:28:39.920 HH

01:28:40.780 Get people to line up

01:28:43.520 That was last year's

01:28:44.240 Bro Grove

01:28:44.660 You don't want Q&A

01:28:45.900 You just said that

01:28:46.800 We could do Q&A

01:28:47.680 It's up to you

01:28:48.080 It's whatever you want

01:28:48.680 You're the boss

01:28:49.220 You're the boss

01:28:49.780 You're the boss

01:28:50.240 It's whatever you want

01:28:50.700 You're not the boss of me

01:28:51.760 But you're the boss of the show

01:28:52.820 Holy shit

01:28:53.720 Anchovy

01:28:54.720 are you running out of money yet no he's rich dude by the way i bought anchovies recently

01:28:58.860 uh yeah the anchovy fast is that what you were doing no i just had some anchovies because i

01:29:03.060 told you i've been watching this british guy on tin uh tinned fish yeah and i said oh i want

01:29:09.260 something like that so i bought myself like a sourdough and i got anchovies and then i picked

01:29:12.780 the worst fish because they're just salt yeah it's gross they're just salt anchovies are fucking

01:29:16.760 salty nancy yeah they are not as salty as nancy i know nancy has a small ass house and was she

01:29:22.520 like running across the room to unmute her mic or something like no is she just stupid no they say

01:29:27.380 like um if you look at those those blue zones uh like okinawa in japan like one of the reasons

01:29:33.380 that people live over a hundred is they just stay busy in the house i thought it was the radiation

01:29:36.880 like americans like sit in chairs that's not real did you know we bombed them and made them all gay

01:29:41.300 and and and furries i heard you know what i think it's more like it's kind of like my wife like uh

01:29:46.200 my wife my wife when we were in new york this is what she would do and she gets mad at people here

01:29:50.540 in the villages yeah she killed turtles well that's another story no no she would go up to

01:29:56.460 the mta like up to the turnstile at the mta walk up to it and then start getting her her card out

01:30:03.840 and i'm like no no no you do that i have that you do that on the way it's gotta be one fluid

01:30:08.380 motion honestly i won't even break stride i'd be like and then walk through beep and i'm i'm

01:30:13.500 already running turning it yeah to be if it doesn't go i just flip over the turnstile we're

01:30:17.540 moving i'm 10 black so i just jump him that's gross dude anyway this is that's what happens

01:30:23.160 when we call nancy we call her and she goes which one is the mute buttons i'm ready to i've never

01:30:29.500 done this before and my vision is limited to 33 percent of what do you see oh everything is so

01:30:35.780 go ahead and read it nancy well not after all that but did you i feel like you're just getting

01:30:47.560 so attitude did you notice the time though she was yeah so she's uh she is locked in that quick

01:30:55.040 every time dude you don't know what i'm doing you don't know i don't know what you're doing

01:30:59.120 we try to ask you we try to see your house everything's such a mystery with you crouching

01:31:03.820 tiger hidden dragon

01:31:05.020 make the noise again you gotta make the noise again

01:31:15.420 you think she'll come

01:31:17.700 I don't know

01:31:19.320 or the gong

01:31:20.220 no she's not doing it

01:31:21.800 anchovy says

01:31:29.700 I have to

01:31:30.740 where are you laughing

01:31:32.820 she doesn't like it when you laugh don't laugh i'm sorry go ahead go ahead i'm sorry nancy

01:31:36.280 i have to redeem myself what did the crying choir boy say to the ortho priest

01:31:43.200 oh no i have concerns about your understanding of i don't know how to say that word apostolic

01:31:52.040 apostolic succession is that a dick suck joke i don't know i don't know

01:31:59.360 Anchovy, why are you doing this?

01:32:00.720 You're just telling us bad jokes.

01:32:02.140 I don't get it.

01:32:02.920 It's way over your head, dude.

01:32:04.320 You guys got to up your game.

01:32:05.400 What does that mean, Anchovy?

01:32:07.860 Explain it, Matt.

01:32:09.820 Yeah, go ahead.

01:32:10.400 Explain it.

01:32:10.900 It's too inappropriate for me, Nance.

01:32:12.500 I think it was a dick suck joke.

01:32:14.060 I don't know, dude.

01:32:15.440 That's not nice.

01:32:19.160 Really kills the mood.

01:32:20.560 We got one more or two more.

01:32:22.680 It really kills the mood with these jokes.

01:32:25.280 I like it.

01:32:25.880 If you want to derail a show.

01:32:27.220 Oh, that's how you do it.

01:32:27.660 And they're going to read your shit.

01:32:28.620 Tell him a joke that goes nowhere.

01:32:30.180 You know what I realized?

01:32:30.960 And then make him fucking go dance.

01:32:33.160 Remember that drop from Tower Gang where Cole is licking his mustache?

01:32:36.780 Uh-huh, yeah, the more you know.

01:32:38.500 Because sometimes it's like you want to...

01:32:40.200 Yeah, if it grows overnight, you've got to trim that.

01:32:42.800 Yeah, you want to trim that.

01:32:44.300 Can't be doing that.

01:32:44.880 Stop making faces, Matt.

01:32:45.980 Stop making faces.

01:32:46.760 Just sitting there reading the chat, making faces, squinting.

01:32:48.900 No, I'm waiting for the next one.

01:32:49.740 Squinting like a bitch.

01:32:50.620 Oh, my God, man.

01:32:51.780 Go ahead, Nate.

01:32:52.220 You do this one

01:32:59.260 Carly crushes

01:33:03.880 Crushed by clouds

01:33:05.040 Waters above waters below

01:33:07.860 Clouds are heavy because of all the water and crystal particulates

01:33:10.980 And the size of them

01:33:11.820 Y'all actually mentioned it in an episode

01:33:14.320 Yeah I mentioned it

01:33:15.760 Yeah you're right I remember

01:33:16.920 And every time I look at a cloud

01:33:18.080 I think of if I can get the technology

01:33:20.880 I guess I'm a terrorist

01:33:22.240 I don't know

01:33:23.080 but I'm like

01:33:23.360 if I can get the technology

01:33:24.440 to instantly

01:33:25.760 pay attention Matt

01:33:26.720 fucking look at me

01:33:27.580 he won't

01:33:28.000 he can't

01:33:28.520 he's at that part of the show

01:33:29.700 where he's just checked out

01:33:30.580 freeze a cloud

01:33:31.560 I'm ready for another two hours

01:33:32.900 dude you guys are like

01:33:33.760 babies that have to stop

01:33:34.880 what is Tom saying

01:33:35.860 we got a lot to do

01:33:36.880 he's talking about clouds

01:33:37.880 and now he's a genius

01:33:38.660 and a terrorist

01:33:39.280 it's like I already know this

01:33:40.420 dude

01:33:40.600 what am I going to say

01:33:41.460 what am I going to say

01:33:42.480 about clouds

01:33:42.980 this guy's a genius

01:33:43.840 and a terrorist

01:33:44.500 what was I going to say about him

01:33:45.920 that you can make them

01:33:46.760 with a machine now

01:33:47.520 we got it

01:33:48.160 everybody knows that

01:33:49.140 wrong

01:33:49.440 that's not David

01:33:50.120 you know what i was gonna say dumb dumb stupid that's baby bullshit asshole baby diaper bitch

01:33:56.440 gay gay shit gay bitch shit i'll tell you my idea say it this is what we do and it wasn't even that

01:34:02.740 guy tim whatever the fake politician that came in here with over you loved him oh no i would call

01:34:07.540 him and i'd go you've got 48 hours to wire me all the money at lady lake oh or i'm gonna fucking

01:34:14.820 freeze this cloud and drop it on the people yeah brilliant brilliant right imagine being able to

01:34:20.980 freeze a cloud it's just condensed water vapor right and then just fucking drop it and i have

01:34:25.620 a cloud freezing ray gun wait wouldn't that just be snow no no you gotta freeze all me i sent you

01:34:32.120 the pig video yeah laney oh that was a long time ago that was a long time ago to find that wait i

01:34:37.680 don't know where you're going with this is there a conspiracy you're going to kill a whole town

01:34:41.160 yeah is there a conspiracy no but there should be why no no i'm just saying like a cloud a super

01:34:49.040 villain weapon but does science say that that's like possible is that what you're getting at

01:34:53.480 science science is gay are you making the point like science the way science describes clouds

01:34:58.440 you could freeze them and drop them on people so cold science yeah so called i mean think about

01:35:03.680 you ever see like those big gray storm fronts rolling in yeah yeah think about hail froze that

01:35:09.360 and you dropped it on a whole town.

01:35:12.580 Why don't they do that?

01:35:13.980 When you're driving home, Matt,

01:35:15.360 when you're driving home,

01:35:16.280 instead of looking at the sun,

01:35:18.240 look at the clouds,

01:35:19.420 and sometimes you'll see a cloud

01:35:21.440 the size of a city over an entire town.

01:35:24.920 Think about if you instantly froze it.

01:35:26.980 You'd kill that town.

01:35:27.860 It would drop, and yeah,

01:35:29.000 you'd just kill the town.

01:35:30.240 Yeah, unless you gave all the money.

01:35:32.480 Because the weight on a cloud

01:35:35.220 is so heavy.

01:35:36.560 Yeah, once you fucking freeze it, it is.

01:35:38.320 Yeah.

01:35:38.600 it's super heavy

01:35:39.860 yeah

01:35:40.160 no I know

01:35:40.840 but like a gram of ice

01:35:42.380 is so heavy

01:35:43.280 because it's ice

01:35:43.960 dude if I threw a piece of ice

01:35:45.260 at your head right now

01:35:46.000 you would be bleeding

01:35:46.820 you would be bleeding

01:35:47.720 you know why

01:35:48.600 cause you fucking suck

01:35:50.040 that was really funny

01:35:53.260 you suck dude

01:35:54.160 it's actually really funny

01:35:55.180 it's a great idea

01:35:56.020 and we're gonna do it

01:35:57.700 at Brogrove 3

01:35:58.540 we're gonna drop a cloud

01:36:00.200 on Matt

01:36:00.700 at Brogrove 4

01:36:02.360 Nancy please

01:36:04.840 thank you

01:36:05.680 Nancy what do you think

01:36:06.600 of my idea

01:36:07.020 before you read this

01:36:07.900 great thank you

01:36:10.660 Nancy agrees

01:36:12.220 Aura Studios says

01:36:14.380 Moses is wandering

01:36:15.800 and finds the burning bush

01:36:18.060 he can't believe his eyes and says

01:36:20.620 no way

01:36:21.640 a voice comes from the bush

01:36:23.540 Yahweh

01:36:25.200 shit man

01:36:29.060 I think that's disrespectful

01:36:30.700 that's crazy is that blasphemy

01:36:32.280 is that blasphemy technically

01:36:34.100 no

01:36:35.500 No.

01:36:36.720 But it is a joke that's been kind of going around lately.

01:36:40.420 It's been making the rounds.

01:36:41.600 Don't say that.

01:36:42.220 Oh, okay.

01:36:42.720 That fucking hurt.

01:36:43.800 Thanks.

01:36:44.760 No, I mean, it's.

01:36:45.980 You guys got to stop this shit.

01:36:47.400 Man.

01:36:48.440 You got to stop.

01:36:49.280 We got to.

01:36:49.720 No jokes allowed.

01:36:51.000 Well.

01:36:51.760 We don't even be telling jokes on here.

01:36:55.360 No, I don't think so.

01:36:57.320 Go ahead and read this.

01:36:58.940 Who?

01:36:59.800 Nancy.

01:37:00.200 You were going to say this.

01:37:02.320 Sancho.

01:37:02.920 wait for the sound

01:37:05.560 can I get a

01:37:08.680 dingleberry-less deodorant sample

01:37:10.900 the idea wasn't for dingleberry-less

01:37:13.160 deodorant it was for another idea

01:37:14.940 and I still can't say that because we're in the

01:37:16.660 process of patenting it

01:37:18.160 it's a cloud

01:37:20.860 that you freeze

01:37:21.600 it's a cloud you freeze

01:37:23.800 and you kill yourself with it

01:37:25.600 so that way you don't have to worry about deodorant

01:37:28.440 these guys keep fucking super chatting

01:37:30.760 freaking brilliant

01:37:32.440 They're going to try to keep it.

01:37:33.720 Scott, are you coming this year?

01:37:34.900 I know you couldn't come.

01:37:35.800 No, dude.

01:37:36.500 No, he's got a lot going on.

01:37:37.340 I literally hit up Scott, and I was like, yo, you fucking, you're going to come?

01:37:40.440 That's why Nancy's not coming?

01:37:41.440 The guy can't keep a secret.

01:37:42.460 That's why they're both not coming.

01:37:43.520 I don't know where, like, the OG people are.

01:37:47.160 They don't fucking.

01:37:48.020 They don't fuck with us no more because they don't like the show.

01:37:50.000 I get it.

01:37:50.660 I don't even like the show.

01:37:51.740 Fucking crazy.

01:37:53.160 Now I've lost top Matt.

01:37:54.580 What does this mean?

01:37:55.180 Oh, yeah, he doesn't like my evil plans.

01:37:56.660 It's fucking weird.

01:37:57.880 That's a good plan, dog.

01:37:59.660 Hey, no, don't read that.

01:38:00.620 Why not?

01:38:01.220 Okay, he says press F.

01:38:02.800 No, no, no, no, no, no.

01:38:03.840 I don't know what that's going to do.

01:38:04.840 I think it'll make it full screen.

01:38:06.120 Oh.

01:38:07.000 All right, should I press it again?

01:38:08.780 Because now I can't see the comments.

01:38:10.580 I can't see the comments either.

01:38:11.660 Why would he say that?

01:38:12.340 Why would he say go full screen?

01:38:13.000 I don't know.

01:38:13.640 Oh, okay, I pressed it again, and we're good.

01:38:15.100 That's scary.

01:38:16.300 All right.

01:38:16.640 That's scary you're just listening to Z-Man telling you to press buttons and shit.

01:38:19.400 Yeah, thanks, Z-Man.

01:38:20.120 That's wild.

01:38:20.740 Oh, man, we're really going to screw it right now.

01:38:21.960 That's a lot of super chats, dude.

01:38:22.880 These people, they just keep, uh...

01:38:25.040 Um, who's reading next?

01:38:26.340 We got to figure out.

01:38:27.140 Matt, you can read this.

01:38:28.020 Go ahead, Matt.

01:38:28.560 Yeah, you got it.

01:38:29.260 I work for you guys.

01:38:31.040 Old Brandon Biggs had visions of a type of water.

01:38:33.740 Read it like an asshole.

01:38:34.820 Yeah, don't do that.

01:38:36.280 I don't know how you, what do you want me to do?

01:38:37.640 Just read it like it, regular.

01:38:40.100 Okay.

01:38:40.600 Old Brandon Biggs had visions of a type of water

01:38:43.140 that will be used to produce energy

01:38:46.420 for the AI-based beast system.

01:38:50.000 Sort of like free energy.

01:38:52.040 wonder if it's that underground water in florida you guys did an episode we did an episode we did

01:38:58.180 a whole fucking uh well we didn't do a documentary yes you did it just never posted we just never

01:39:02.760 put it i was buying all that alcohol uh for the because we have all the stuff for rohemian grove

01:39:07.700 which the guy was like you can come here and film if you bring me like alcohol no that's what he

01:39:12.020 said no that's not even like a real country florida guy i was segwaying to let people know

01:39:16.440 that there are drinks at rohemian grove yeah there okay all the drinks are actually massively

01:39:22.060 made by my uncle by that he means he made them way too strong well my uncle he do you know that

01:39:28.080 he's like an award-winning he was an award-winning bartender for uh so it's like coquito in the twin

01:39:32.820 towers no no we have a we have a sangria there's a margarita and there's a bay breeze and then we

01:39:39.320 have wine and beer he was a award-winning uh bartender in the twin towers yeah so the sangria

01:39:46.220 that's actually there that they had a they had like a sign and when you went to the twin towers

01:39:51.200 or in the hotel that was adjacent to it they were before after the uh there was he was a bartender

01:39:56.580 there before the first attacks oh shit he actually retired after the first attacks his legs were shot

01:40:01.640 uh from they got his legs they took his legs the first attack he's got bad knees so like a

01:40:06.760 bartending you gotta stand up all the time so he couldn't do it anymore but uh they had

01:40:10.280 his sangria that is at the it's going to be at the event is the same one they used to serve in

01:40:15.060 the towers yeah yeah so can we call it like can i can when you go up you should be able to order

01:40:19.160 a 9-11 oh am i maybe we should call it a 9-11 well he's not going to be there so he won't be

01:40:23.480 like whoa what the fuck i don't think he gives a shit he's just he's cool with it but it's yeah

01:40:27.280 they call like a sassy sangria his name is sassy but whatever yeah so uh anyway i go into the room

01:40:32.020 there where i was storing the alcohol and and i had a have a big jug of that water oh yeah i still

01:40:36.860 have mine i'm like fuck do i drink that water i don't think so i don't think so you just leave

01:40:40.380 it there it's like a trophy yeah we got uh five water from inner earth five gallons of inner earth

01:40:46.140 water yeah you drink that it smells like godzilla i don't think it does smell like uh beef farts

01:40:51.940 oh it's just like charlie kirk farts smells like what they farted after the straight sulfur man

01:40:57.960 that's what it is out of a lot of well he said you got to take the sulfur off the top first

01:41:01.540 how do you do that scoop it no you got to run it until that gets off and then and then you get

01:41:06.420 Water that doesn't smell like farts

01:41:08.280 Hey Damien

01:41:11.020 He's black

01:41:12.140 I'm just drawing attention to it

01:41:15.580 All my quippy jokes

01:41:19.680 Get the please edit and resend

01:41:21.860 So here's five dollars

01:41:23.560 My brothers in Christ

01:41:24.960 I tried to call you a lot of other things

01:41:27.600 By the way

01:41:28.180 Free Nance

01:41:29.560 No Nancy will not be free

01:41:31.260 She's an indentured servant

01:41:33.260 for the foreseeable future.

01:41:36.840 Nancy also has dentures.

01:41:38.200 I don't know if you guys know that.

01:41:39.140 Fake teeth.

01:41:40.480 I told you that in confidence.

01:41:42.860 I seen you without them.

01:41:44.020 It was crazy.

01:41:45.900 Wait a minute.

01:41:47.140 Wait a minute.

01:41:47.860 She's got dentures.

01:41:48.820 Yeah, man.

01:41:49.440 Why are you laughing at that?

01:41:50.100 When she comes, you'll see.

01:41:51.720 She's not going to come.

01:41:52.860 Is it the whole set?

01:41:54.000 She's going to come.

01:41:54.760 Or is it just like a couple of teeth?

01:41:56.440 Or like, what's the setup?

01:41:57.380 They look good.

01:41:58.880 They look good.

01:41:59.760 Why did you need dentures, Nancy?

01:42:01.580 I saw a chick.

01:42:02.520 because she wouldn't read the chats

01:42:03.720 and I fucking knocked her teeth out, man.

01:42:05.440 No, I feel bad, though.

01:42:07.000 Did something crazy happen?

01:42:07.480 She's not learned her lesson either.

01:42:08.540 Or you just, like, didn't take care of your teeth?

01:42:10.240 Well, she was in the army for a long time.

01:42:11.720 I don't want to talk about it.

01:42:12.980 You take your teeth in the army.

01:42:14.220 That's fair.

01:42:14.780 I saw a chick recently.

01:42:15.960 Sorry to be rude about it, Nancy.

01:42:16.920 I was like, oh, she's got great teeth.

01:42:18.300 And then I looked closer and I realized they're like,

01:42:20.940 there's no division between the teeth.

01:42:23.140 Oh, just like one solid.

01:42:24.020 So she's got, like, a unit.

01:42:25.580 And it's all, like, there's no separation between each two.

01:42:28.240 Somebody had that at Brownwood, Jess.

01:42:30.080 I remember her telling me a customer had, there was no lines.

01:42:33.780 No, there was no lines.

01:42:34.740 It was just a full line.

01:42:35.820 They just had lines, but there was no actual separation, and they were like pure white.

01:42:39.380 What's the point of having many teeth?

01:42:41.360 Why didn't God just make one?

01:42:43.100 Oh, like a unit to one horse unit.

01:42:43.840 Because if one goes bad, you don't lose the whole thing.

01:42:46.760 Yeah, but only parts of it goes bad.

01:42:48.960 Think about it.

01:42:49.700 Yeah, you think about it.

01:42:50.480 I like those memes that go around.

01:42:51.720 They're like, how come God didn't make your nervous system like this,

01:42:54.920 and it was like all the wires in your nervous system neatly organized?

01:42:58.340 Oh, yeah, with all the cable wraps around it and shit.

01:43:01.760 All right, let's go to the Gideon.

01:43:04.000 No, FJ Fool.

01:43:08.780 What's the difference between Matt and a deer?

01:43:13.400 Amy doesn't want a deer strapped to the hood of her car.

01:43:17.620 That's actually a really good joke.

01:43:19.900 FJ Fool with a banger.

01:43:22.780 He's witty, bro. He's witty.

01:43:23.340 That's a banger.

01:43:24.200 With a banger. That was very good.

01:43:26.180 I think Amy would eat you.

01:43:28.540 Oh, yeah.

01:43:29.240 Like Charlie Kirk style.

01:43:30.300 Not like a sexual way.

01:43:31.520 She'd shoot you in the neck with a Shure microphone, and then she'd fucking eat you.

01:43:34.180 I think it was a Rode microphone.

01:43:35.680 No, I think I just remind her of probably like somebody in her life, and it's like a touchy somebody.

01:43:41.380 But we've passed through that now.

01:43:43.480 I don't think you have.

01:43:44.460 Yeah, you saw the last episode where she said, like, we're cool now.

01:43:47.320 I'm not saying she likes me.

01:43:49.220 Gideon says, in honor of Nancy, Nancy versus Matt, hashtag Team Nancy.

01:43:57.240 Amen.

01:43:57.740 All right.

01:43:58.080 Yeah.

01:43:58.360 I like that.

01:43:58.940 Thank you, Gideon.

01:44:00.380 It's very good.

01:44:01.200 Oh.

01:44:03.220 Anchovy.

01:44:03.680 Oh, come on.

01:44:04.320 Okay.

01:44:04.560 Anchovy.

01:44:05.060 How much money?

01:44:05.400 Anchovy says.

01:44:06.500 He's rich.

01:44:07.040 Is he coming?

01:44:07.540 You coming to Brogue Grove or are you just spending all your money here?

01:44:11.700 He's not going to answer.

01:44:12.420 I don't know why I waited like he's going to answer.

01:44:13.820 That was weird.

01:44:14.580 I know.

01:44:14.800 Because we're so used to people leaving us hanging.

01:44:16.660 Right, Nance?

01:44:17.100 All right.

01:44:17.700 Go on, Nance.

01:44:19.220 come on guys it was a pedo grape joke set up and then i didn't go there bait and switch i am dry

01:44:26.580 like a like a good martini comedy gold i'm done now what does that mean he's not done i understood

01:44:34.300 everything that he said i don't think you did no i did was that a threat i think he just threatened

01:44:39.160 i think he's not done he could he can't end on that he might be quitter

01:44:45.080 tops uncle is responsible for building seven blacking out that is an interesting statement

01:44:52.280 true yeah roger's garbage that's elo here roger's garbage

01:44:59.260 roger's garage bro not roger's he's like i just can't read when it's king james it's like

01:45:07.020 no you just can't read bro elo has a nds tattoo oh yeah yeah what a retard that's crazy

01:45:14.940 dangerous one dangerous one man you're okay with the we're gonna be doing tattoos back there we

01:45:20.560 have a tattoo artist coming not gonna happen you already said yes it's like when you're like hey

01:45:25.340 i'm gonna serve alcohol i'm like no you're not you already said yes you said people can drink

01:45:30.320 in the parking lot in in public it's funny when you do it because you're making a joke when he's

01:45:35.960 like no we talked about it i literally talked to your wife about it too of course you talked about

01:45:41.080 You and I were there.

01:45:42.120 She literally just said, okay, what, when?

01:45:44.780 She's just following your lead because she's the spiritual head of the household.

01:45:47.980 Yeah, she said, who's going to work it?

01:45:50.160 I'm like, I guess me and you, we can't ask anybody now.

01:45:52.920 Here, he's going to get heated.

01:45:53.960 I don't want to do this.

01:45:54.780 I know.

01:45:55.240 We have to figure it out.

01:45:55.940 He's my man, and I don't like to get him heated on his own show because it's very funny.

01:46:00.320 I said this to her.

01:46:01.640 Uh-huh.

01:46:01.880 550 joules say stay hydrated

01:46:11.400 550 joules spider welder i like thank you spider welder

01:46:14.780 uh that's a very cool we got a silver star which is two don't read those z-man doesn't

01:46:19.360 get his chats read thank you z-man for the silver star um who also isn't coming he's not gonna come

01:46:25.260 oh nancy did lincoln make our dixie wrecked i'm sorry did lincoln makes make our dixie wrecked

01:46:35.360 come again dixie oh dixie wrecked

01:46:37.900 you get it right matt ripple still skin wrinkled foreskin we like that one that was a good one

01:46:47.740 all right next one or uh with the more money too this is that's for matt

01:46:52.040 what does he what does he say read it matt or or else nancy's you got that's so far away i'm

01:47:00.880 supposed to be able to read those little you read the other ones second timothy 316 says god's breath

01:47:07.060 his spirit is his word so blasphemy of the holy spirit means to reject his word john 1 1 says the

01:47:13.840 word is god so to reject k christ it's ultimately a pretty fair statement i suppose but like i feel

01:47:20.560 like he's arguing with us stop arguing with us aura no he's just trying to send the money in

01:47:24.880 i'll bite you on the fucking thigh hey the outer thigh not the inner thigh don't get thank you

01:47:30.420 don't get excited nancy hey dangerous reets happy to see the whole game participating at the same

01:47:38.700 time love you guys no homo i love you love you too big homo very gay very gay not a bot

01:47:45.440 I forgot to say his name.

01:47:46.780 Hey, it's not a but.

01:47:47.520 All right, we made it through all the comments.

01:47:49.760 Okay, can we get to the show now?

01:47:51.500 Like, that was literally the intro to the show.

01:47:53.480 This is the show.

01:47:54.720 No, no, we got more to talk about.

01:47:56.540 What do you want to talk about?

01:47:57.380 What do you want to talk about?

01:47:58.640 How about, um, you know.

01:48:01.220 They bred with daughters of men

01:48:05.780 And they will do it again

01:48:10.220 The end is written in the book

01:48:14.320 In the pages they foresaw

01:48:18.320 Death Squad

01:48:20.040 Death Squad

01:48:24.200 Death Squad

01:48:28.360 Death Squad

01:48:31.400 Never look, Death Squad

01:48:41.720 When the last trumpet sounds

01:48:43.820 And the heavens

Nephilim Death Squad - August 06, 2026

Brohemian Grove Q&A ｜ Neph 2 America

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