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00:01:29.440 Well, I don't know what you...

00:01:54.760 Welcome back, ladies and gentlemen, to another episode of NDS Chronicles, the show where we read your paranormal testimonies.

00:02:16.280 If you got one and you want to send it in and you want to be relentlessly mocked, then send it on over to ChroniclesNDS at gmail.com.

00:02:24.420 we will make fun of you but maybe something important or some wisdom can be gleaned from

00:02:29.100 your story if not at the very least it's entertaining for us i am david lee corbo aka

00:02:33.500 the raven that is top lops of the father of disinformation what's up and before we get into 0.92

00:02:38.280 it we want to remind you guys where you can what the fuck is that what is going on which camera 0.97

00:02:42.760 is that's the wrong camera no this one should be oh turn that one off oh good lord that was bad 0.96

00:02:48.560 um that was the mac cam i don't like that man like that one far away and there's a lot of

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00:04:30.220 elijah shaffer he's a homosexual wife uh oh okay yeah yeah that's uh lindsey skiba yeah yeah she's 0.56

00:04:36.740 cool actually um and the homosexual elijah shaper will be there as as well as i don't know if i'm 0.71

00:04:44.120 looking forward to that i don't know what that's gonna be like i feel like he's gonna bring us 0.63

00:04:47.420 like really weird energy yeah it's called demons yeah yeah he's got a bunch of uh homosexual and 0.96

00:04:53.940 alcoholic demons attached to him and uh you know maybe we could perform an exorcist live that black 0.82

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00:05:04.120 to brian of demon erasers they're also gonna be who are these people i don't know who they are 0.50

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00:05:17.880 out to joe my nigga joe my nigga joe let's get into this episode what are we doing um oh you

00:05:24.520 know what i actually wanted to uh could we do some business up front sure yeah let's business it up

00:05:29.640 okay so although i think the last episode we did no maybe not the last episode the one that we did

00:05:37.820 yesterday no of chronicles i wasn't here that's right yeah yeah um and i think it was pretty good

00:05:44.700 i remember it being pretty good oh oh no no what you're referring to is one that recently aired so

00:05:51.040 a lot of the general public hasn't even seen this by the time you hear this one you will have heard 0.89

00:05:54.820 that one though um and it was about a guy whose life was a big fucking crybaby fest and he went 0.80

00:06:01.440 to the navy because he likes boats because he has autism and everybody was really mean to him 0.90

00:06:06.120 and he didn't like that very much and he couldn't figure it out but i guess what we started to

00:06:10.380 notice is as we read through this story he was doing quite a bit of convention there was a lot

00:06:14.800 of bitching and moaning and i started to feel like maybe this guy is how do i say this deserving 0.85

00:06:25.240 of all of the meanness a little gay that he received yeah from all the people because 0.93

00:06:31.440 everybody that was kind of the thing was everybody was mean to him but anywho so we made fun of that 0.98

00:06:34.900 guy um which you know i think you should make fun of people when they bitch and moan and they get 0.84

00:06:39.080 sad uh they should be made fun of and we ended up upsetting somebody else is this what you're 0.57

00:06:45.180 getting at yeah i'm trying to find his uh his comments here yeah so there's a guy on the

00:06:51.060 facebook nephilim death squad group well no longer he had to get banned uh you did ban him right i

00:06:56.320 banned him yeah so he was he popped up and he had a whole diatribe and i can't even i can't find you

00:07:02.880 i think once you block him i would have liked it i know i know i wish i would have saved because i

00:07:06.780 would have liked to have read it as a chronicle submission yeah that was funny that you asked if

00:07:10.400 it was a chronicle submission you're asking us to read this yeah yeah he was very upset about uh

00:07:17.260 us laughing did you read it i have a couple of words here yeah i kind of skimmed through it i

00:07:22.700 saw the first part where it just said i used to love this show not anymore those are my favorite

00:07:28.740 those are well i responded um i'm not reading all that bye bye yeah yeah and i left it at that what

00:07:35.260 i did notice though is he was very tenacious he was very aggravated he didn't like the way that

00:07:39.500 we treated that guy on chronicles even though we tell everybody they're gonna make fun of him

00:07:42.140 and the community just took turns running a train on him yeah and been a lot of that lately he was

00:07:48.120 in my dms and he was like clearly you've you've put a call out on me and i need you to take it

00:07:56.000 back and apologize so it was he the guy with the the cruise ship is he the cruise ship owner no

00:08:01.480 because he dm'd me privately as well i might actually have the dm still oh we're gonna we're

00:08:06.520 just gonna read them now huh i think it was it was kind of funny um so okay he's doing a lot of 0.98

00:08:13.200 yelling scripture at me he said so this is how the conversation goes it goes faggot oh and then 0.99

00:08:19.680 and then i say i have it too i have it too did he call you faggot uh no oh no was he nicer to you 1.00

00:08:26.940 Oh, no, no. 0.99

00:08:27.660 Well, I'll read this.

00:08:28.580 This one is to NDS.

00:08:29.600 So this is to both of us.

00:08:30.580 It's so long.

00:08:31.220 I know, but it's like a Chronicles thing.

00:08:32.760 Hold on.

00:08:33.140 Okay, fine.

00:08:35.560 I don't know.

00:08:36.300 All right, fine.

00:08:36.760 Go ahead.

00:08:37.220 All right, we'll read it.

00:08:37.880 We'll read it.

00:08:38.420 All right.

00:08:39.920 From, should I say his name?

00:08:41.540 He doesn't say his first name.

00:08:42.700 I don't think that's a real name either.

00:08:44.420 From John.

00:08:45.560 John.

00:08:46.600 John. 1.00

00:08:47.320 J-A-W-N.

00:08:48.960 John.

00:08:49.420 John.

00:08:49.880 Which is a cool way to spell John. 0.86

00:08:51.260 Yeah, it's like a yellow baby.

00:08:52.740 Yeah.

00:08:53.060 John.

00:08:53.540 Little John-ness.

00:08:54.620 John Dice. 1.00

00:08:55.540 John up in this bitch. 1.00

00:08:56.840 Listen. 1.00

00:08:58.200 Okay.

00:08:59.160 I don't know who sent that story on the episode title, titled Kamikaze Cruise Ship.

00:09:03.460 Okay, it was him.

00:09:04.420 It was him.

00:09:04.900 It was him.

00:09:05.440 It was him.

00:09:06.680 Actually, it's not titled that.

00:09:09.100 That is what it, that's what the thumbnail says.

00:09:12.080 So this guy was a Patreon member.

00:09:13.660 No, no, no.

00:09:14.000 It's what the thumbnail says.

00:09:15.160 Like the thumbnail says Kamikaze Cruise Ship, but the name is something different.

00:09:18.500 Gotcha.

00:09:19.680 The guy said he had a YouTube channel, ShipFaced.

00:09:23.040 Oh.

00:09:23.360 That's right.

00:09:23.620 Yeah, yeah, ShipFaced.

00:09:24.320 Can we look that up?

00:09:25.540 no but go on nancy look that up for us please ship face yeah i'm sure there's a lot of those

00:09:32.440 it is not me he's very serious about it not being him it's not you i can prove it to you i have a

00:09:36.840 facebook and every me i own is under some variation of my own name okay okay i do not make youtube so

00:09:44.360 this i guess he's just uh separating himself yeah being really clear about this is not this is not

00:09:49.760 me guys listen a lot of you guys don't want to write into chronicles because this is going to

00:09:54.360 happen to you yeah also don't write into my dms because they're gonna get read on the show and

00:10:01.180 we're gonna make money happen yeah i was thinking about there's like a thing you could sign up for

00:10:05.320 where people can say anonymous messages yeah and you know if you're on patreon and you try to say

00:10:10.460 something to us like a q a well we have your email and your name and all that other stuff

00:10:13.840 yeah this one is totally anonymous so you could say whatever you want and we should do like a q a

00:10:19.840 where it's going to get real off the rails because i think as soon as you take away the end and you 0.85

00:10:22.760 You know, or once you implement the anonymity, people can say whatever the fuck they want.

00:10:26.540 So if you got critique of the show, we literally have no ability to, we have no recourse.

00:10:31.220 Oh, that'd be a good, that'd be a fun show to do.

00:10:33.120 It would handicap us.

00:10:34.420 The negative comments.

00:10:35.600 Well, I don't know if they'd all be negative, but we wouldn't be able to.

00:10:38.380 Well, they'd be negative.

00:10:39.820 They'd be negative.

00:10:40.580 All right, let's see.

00:10:41.340 Really brutal.

00:10:42.480 I do not make YouTube videos.

00:10:44.000 All right.

00:10:44.260 I'm a 37-year-old man who lives in Alabama and drives a truck.

00:10:48.100 Okie dokie.

00:10:48.880 Oh, like.

00:10:49.660 Just like me.

00:10:50.640 For sure.

00:10:50.980 not alabama i don't drive a truck anymore um i'm not trying to strangle an apology out of you 0.99

00:10:56.360 because i'm the dork that wrote the story is he or not okay and you shit all over it and humiliated 0.99

00:11:01.720 me wait up wait you said me it was like a fucking weird a little bit of a Freudian slip here all 0.99

00:11:07.360 that being said the dude that said the dude that sent the dude that's definitely not me that's 0.89

00:11:12.700 definitely not be an incentive story um it wasn't suicide he he was suicidal and he liked you guys

00:11:22.180 and it sounded like nds may have been one of the only things that he had in his life that had much 0.84

00:11:26.260 value no he was suicidal when he was on the ship right by the time we got to him he was fucking 0.98

00:11:30.260 fine well hopefully hopefully you never know though you have no idea what the fuck is going 0.56

00:11:35.980 i hope you laugh too at the episode yeah because we really tried hard okay well i'm glad you're 0.95

00:11:40.860 white knighting for him so please continue writing in on your valiant steed dming us and go ahead um

00:11:47.160 so what did he say here one of the only things he had in his life that had much value and it 0.87

00:11:51.860 was good value until they did that to him i mean you know that's written like a retard and they 0.92

00:11:57.680 absolutely gang raped him with a professor and a pastor read that please wait who's a professor 0.91

00:12:04.100 well shane shane cashman's a professor former professor shane cashman oh that is true okay 0.93

00:12:08.580 yeah actually like that i like the idea uh professor cashman okay so where even is this

00:12:14.200 alabama driver truck suicidal nds uh there's good value until they had a professor and a pastor

00:12:19.780 i unsubscribed on patreon and i tried to take it up with david and top are you talking to

00:12:24.800 like who do you i don't know this account they think we have a team do you think i we are 0.54

00:12:29.600 literally two niggas with an asian woman who does nothing she literally doesn't help does not say 0.94

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00:15:07.380 Hello.

00:15:08.360 There you go.

00:15:09.440 That's the most you're going to get from her.

00:15:12.580 It's literally only us.

00:15:14.200 We are a two-man team.

00:15:14.960 No, he wasn't talking to the chat.

00:15:16.340 This is a private DM to the NDS Facebook page.

00:15:19.140 Very bizarre.

00:15:19.680 Which just me and David go through.

00:15:22.040 Very periodically.

00:15:23.240 Very periodically. 0.92

00:15:23.900 is does he think that this is like uh that we have like an entire pr team writing hr niggas 0.86

00:15:29.600 are butterflies or something like that like they probably do they probably have hr they 100% do i 0.85

00:15:33.680 was put in touch with their team all right so uh uh i tried to take their so cold team yeah yeah

00:15:39.420 um i tried to take it up with david and top personally and they told me they didn't care

00:15:43.220 all right so you know

00:15:44.800 uh yeah i mean we didn't care uh they probably didn't even consider

00:15:54.280 oh no um uh they probably didn't even consider meanwhile homeboy is out there

00:16:02.700 that's all we got man that's all we got um meanwhile homeboy is out there with an out

00:16:11.620 documented history of suicidal behavior if you are that he can't even tie a knot it's gonna be

00:16:16.380 yeah it's gonna honestly it's gonna be just fine i actually did watch that episode back while we

00:16:21.660 played and i was like brutal well dude okay so hold on let's finish this if you are that cold 0.99

00:16:26.400 and you don't care about it you're not my friend i think i was never your friend and you're damn

00:16:31.180 sure not a follower of jesus christ okay yeah so well i mean you know we'd be following i just 0.96

00:16:36.400 learned dmx was a fucking basically a preacher so i mean he had he had a vicious hatred of 0.64

00:16:41.200 homosexuals um so i say don't put a limit on who could be god's friend uh yeah man i don't know so 1.00

00:16:46.920 the whole thing went weird and he kind of got up in my dms and he called me a faggot and and you 0.99

00:16:51.220 know he has this whole which was hurtful it was not it was fine it happens all the time he doesn't 0.98

00:16:54.840 know where i'm at mentally maybe i'm suicidal trying to drive a cruise ship or something there

00:16:58.780 was uh 24 hours right from 3 59 p.m all the way to 9 10 o'clock at night where he's going at me

00:17:06.240 going at me going at me eventually i just go you good because i'm out right now i'm not even

00:17:11.060 really paying attention yeah yeah and then he goes no and he sends me a whole thing i didn't watch

00:17:14.540 i said i don't know what you're talking about don't know what you're referencing uh you should

00:17:18.320 know that i haven't read anything you've said outside of the first sentence of the paragraph

00:17:21.340 i'm literally out chilling with my family and unconcerned with whatever drama you're experiencing

00:17:25.400 you should consider chilling out whatever you think is going on here simply isn't good night 0.86

00:17:31.240 and then that's all i said and then he goes um i really liked you guys you're an uh a lazy 1.00

00:17:36.800 illiterate faggot and i go not wrong later and then he says the lord rebukes me and he goes on 0.99

00:17:42.140 so yeah i mean i guess that that episode really uh the lord rebuked you the lord rebukes you i 0.99

00:17:47.360 don't know he was i'm hanging out with my cousin who uh just got engaged and so we were hanging

00:17:51.680 out and having drinks and i'm just watching this dude like spaz out and as he's passing i love the

00:17:56.140 i love the answers that you give to people like you gave that other dude as well like a very like

00:18:01.200 well thought out answer and i read and i was like man i like the both sides of the coin though

00:18:05.000 because i give him a well thought out answer i like to find the thing and and identify it very

00:18:09.780 critically and sometimes you do that too but in this case you i had a thing that i said to him 0.98

00:18:14.500 and you said shut up faggot this is here's what i said he did the same thing to me yeah and i wrote 0.98

00:18:19.280 back i'm gonna block you too uh don't watch the show it's not for you that's it then he wrote a 1.00

00:18:25.780 lot more shit like a lot of stuff and i just go i don't care get over yourself and i blocked him 0.98

00:18:29.720 that's it that's all you get yeah very sad but i will say on a scale of like like from one to 0.98

00:18:34.820 10 epic crash outs this is probably like a 9.5 i would say it's up there the reason that i i type

00:18:40.480 a thing out sometimes is because i've learned to do something recently where i'm i'm not so quick

00:18:46.740 to just torch them and i'll sit back and i'll watch what what happens and so in this particular

00:18:52.720 instance and the instance that you're thinking about on on twitter these past 24 hours i'll 0.97

00:18:58.000 watch them engage with like the chat like a lot of dangerous retards will come out and they'll just 0.93

00:19:02.620 start fucking him in the keys very hard to deal with and i'll watch it and i become sort of 0.99

00:19:07.520 fascinated then it becomes like this insight to human behavior that i i then i'm compelled to 0.99

00:19:13.800 comment on it you know what i mean like we had a guy where i effectively said because he he hates

00:19:18.380 us and i can't even figure out why we never interact with him um and i realized what it was

00:19:22.960 i'm staring at him for a long time it's that dude ryan gable and uh he's an unfunny uh very kind of

00:19:30.620 you know, physically hideous man. Yeah. Not witty whatsoever. Zero charisma. And I realized 0.60

00:19:36.700 like Dracula, he looks like gay Dracula. Yeah. And he has too many teeth on his bottom row. 0.97

00:19:40.340 They're all very skinny. I've never seen anybody with that many teeth. And I went, Oh, dude,

00:19:45.780 this is a guy that had no social success in his youth. Yeah. And he's very frustrated with us

00:19:51.480 because we somehow represent something that I don't know, he's got some beef with, which is

00:19:56.140 christianity and also um he's been doing this for a long time 16 years or something like that

00:20:03.420 and we've been around for not even three years and we've just leapfrogged over him and that's

00:20:09.440 very vexing i suppose if you're that kind of a character and instead of wondering what he's

00:20:17.480 doing is a lot of wondering why we're being successful and instead he should be wondering

00:20:21.680 how he got as far as he actually has because if you have no wit and you have no charm and you're

00:20:26.660 not a good looking person and you're not funny whatsoever all you have is like your intellect

00:20:31.300 that's kind of amazing that he's done as well as he has with just that because otherwise there's

00:20:36.360 no redeeming qualities but the only reason that i respond and i say these things is because i

00:20:40.380 start to look at it and i go this is kind of fucking fascinating yeah this is beyond just 0.75

00:20:44.940 the average troll there's actually something here so what does his mom smell like i don't know 1.00

00:20:49.800 alive or dead fucking stinky all right so that's enough of these faggots so let's get on to some 1.00

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00:23:26.100 service we're going to start the show off 15 minutes into it with a with a great title by the

00:23:31.180 way when it popped up in our gmail it said i have been molested by a skinwalker wow look at that

00:23:39.020 production i really enjoy that um so this comes from dan dan w i mean i guess i could say w

00:23:47.560 the skinned rabbit the skinned rabbit he was molested by a skinwalker here's a short story 0.99

00:23:53.820 for you shorter than corvo fuck you dan you bitch uh don't worry i don't cry because i'm not gay 1.00

00:24:01.260 hey that's actually pretty cool and also i so you're a facebook member you're a facebook member 1.00

00:24:06.060 this is very topical we were talking about this and he's referencing it i don't cry because i'm

00:24:10.880 not gay well good man dan uh hey chat do you like the music did you play it last time they loved it 0.96

00:24:16.100 they were asking for like how to find it on spotify or gotta talk to dallas fucking no idea 0.99

00:24:21.680 Dallas Spitfire. Shout out to Dallas Spitfire. 0.96

00:24:23.920 Shout out to Milkus Dogus. 0.98

00:24:25.580 Milkus Dogus? He's the best. Yeah, you were saying

00:24:27.580 we did this, we started this three years ago

00:24:29.780 and we're never going to get through any stories.

00:24:31.940 Started this three years ago. Yeah.

00:24:33.940 One of his memories came

00:24:35.600 across my Facebook page and I've

00:24:37.560 been scrolling it since I've been watching this guy

00:24:39.400 spiral. Oh yeah, watching this dude crash out, yeah.

00:24:40.840 And it was from almost three years ago

00:24:43.500 and he goes, I don't know what it is.

00:24:45.660 He's like, I don't get excited about podcasts, but something

00:24:47.520 about this NDS podcast.

00:24:49.580 That's so crazy. I was like, fucking 1.00

00:24:51.180 crazy that's awesome that guy's been a real one since day one he does some streaming too i was 0.90

00:24:56.520 checking out his stuff it's kind of cool yeah he streams like video games i like him whenever we've

00:25:00.360 had the pleasure of meeting him in real life almost every every time yeah yeah and uh for

00:25:03.780 he has every shirt he has he has more shirts than i do but it's cool because he's got a look about

00:25:09.980 him like he looks like a dude who bases his fashion choices over like if we were transitioning

00:25:16.240 from regular life to Mad Max

00:25:18.540 not all the way Mad Max but like

00:25:20.540 as people start to acclimate

00:25:22.340 a little bit to the post-apocalyptic realm

00:25:24.240 he's the guy that I'd put on the front

00:25:26.440 of that crazy car that he's

00:25:28.480 like strapped to with a guitar 0.80

00:25:29.960 and we spray like the spray paint in his face

00:25:32.140 and he goes witness me

00:25:33.220 that's it yeah

00:25:35.020 we really like him he's great we gotta hang out with him when he comes down next time

00:25:38.340 because it's always so busy but he's always here

00:25:40.360 so we call people to like hang out with us

00:25:42.420 and then we're just like I'll see you later 0.89

00:25:44.080 I mean we're fucking redlining it dude 0.96

00:25:46.160 um okay so he doesn't cry because he's not gay and i don't have a partner i have a wife my wife 0.97

00:25:52.400 that's exactly what he says after that i grew up in the middle of the desert in new mexico 0.69

00:25:55.740 new mexico is the unwashed anus of america by the way uh donald trump making efforts to 0.99

00:26:02.100 turn it into new america it should be it should be what the fuck are we doing with 0.98

00:26:05.520 new mexico that's crazy when i was 12 or 13 i used to wander and explore near my parents house 0.78

00:26:10.680 uh the house sat on top of a hill beside a large arroyo it's a dry ditch or a gully okay i don't

00:26:17.860 know what a gully is i don't know what that is is that like an embankment i don't really know

00:26:21.280 what that is look that up for me please look up gully arroyo and embankment i like the word arroyo

00:26:26.300 it sounds nice it almost sounds like yellow uh armadillo armadillo uh one day i'd been outside

00:26:34.120 for a couple of hours shooting cans and random stuff don't do that what have you done i don't 0.70

00:26:37.700 know where the fuck i am now shooting cans and random stuff with my pellet gun when i decided 0.88

00:26:41.600 to walk farther away from the house once the house was well behind me and out of sight i suddenly saw 0.98

00:26:47.280 a small to medium-sized object fall out of the sky it landed in the sand about 20 yards from me

00:26:53.780 with a loud slap it startled the crap out of me so naturally i walked over to investigate i wonder

00:26:58.820 how old he is at the time um my curiosity turned to horror when i realized it was a dead rabbit 0.99

00:27:05.200 oh shit a fucking dead from the sky rabbit jack rabbit had fallen out of the sky right in front 0.98

00:27:11.720 of me i i am birds birds will be flying yeah yeah yeah yeah so i got hit with a dead bird one time 1.00

00:27:20.600 a dead baby bird in my backyard little one just hit me that's gross i found it i was like oh it's

00:27:25.220 dead i'll know what happened it's nasty middle of the sky kind of cool that is i mean something

00:27:29.640 was carrying it you know i like when i see like a hawk or something and he's got something in his 0.98

00:27:34.220 fucking claws claws yeah hell yeah dude that crushes um so my curiosity turned to her all 0.98

00:27:40.860 right as i got closer i saw it was a completely skinless jackrabbit and it was covered in blood 0.99

00:27:46.100 of course i freaked out and ran the fuck out of there but i didn't cry because i'm not gay 0.74

00:27:52.740 and i don't have a partner i have a wife these are all callbacks to that very story where he 0.92

00:27:57.460 refers to his wife as his partner and it's like dude come on bro like you're just crying constantly 0.99

00:28:03.380 in a story that you've written two assholes and you're also saying that your wife is your partner 0.99

00:28:09.020 i mean we're gonna fucking make fun of you man there's no way around that and that's good that's 0.99

00:28:13.360 good right actually he didn't even say it was his wife he just said partner that's what i'm saying 0.98

00:28:17.200 that's what i'm saying yeah so i mean that's good i this is the same thing with ryan gable

00:28:22.040 we're just missing it it's a different type of person you're missing it he was saying uh i was

00:28:27.240 like hey you're gay and he's like you're a representative of jesus christ you shouldn't

00:28:31.020 say gay and i'm like jesus would call you gay and he's like no he wouldn't i was like trust me i've 0.89

00:28:36.520 read the book yeah he'd call you gay yeah and it's not like like i said not a condemnation you don't 0.87

00:28:40.960 have to stay gay but you are gay right now it's a diagnosis it's a diagnosis but he's the great 0.87

00:28:46.500 physician you can come out of it that's right you just got to stop that's it and they're like i 0.93

00:28:50.280 won't want to stop i love when people say that they go oh you insulted me jesus would never like

00:28:55.460 what? Yeah, he would. Jesus insulted

00:28:57.720 a lot. If you told Jesus

00:28:59.580 you want to be a cruise ship captain, he'd say, number

00:29:01.580 one, what's a cruise ship?

00:29:03.300 It's 2000 BC. What do you mean?

00:29:07.300 What? You guys make buildings, lay them

00:29:09.480 on their sides and put them on the ocean? That's fucking 1.00

00:29:11.240 crazy. That's crazy. You allow black people in them? 1.00

00:29:13.660 Right to hell. Straight to 1.00

00:29:15.540 hell with you, faggot. 1.00

00:29:17.180 Alright, so for years 1.00

00:29:19.520 the only explanation I could come up with was that a hawk

00:29:21.600 or another bird of prey had accidentally dropped

00:29:23.560 it while flying overhead, but like

00:29:25.000 what the hell birds don't neatly skin their food and this rabbit looked like it had been peeled

00:29:31.140 clean of all its skin years later when i was in the marines i had a navajo buddy in my platoon

00:29:37.280 i told him the story he told me with complete confidence that a skinwalker had tried to lure me

00:29:43.700 with a skinned rabbit according to him if i had picked it up or touched it some kind of spell 0.98

00:29:48.100 would have been put on me oh weird shit dan w great story that was a good story uh stark 0.98

00:29:57.580 um absence of molestation did it say anything about molestation in the email it says i was 0.99

00:30:06.040 molested uh they're doing clickbait titles for us you're clickbaiting us we're click we clickbait 0.99

00:30:11.240 you fucking sons of bitches on youtube you click it's fair you clickbait us back fine we get 1.00

00:30:15.540 clickbaited i'm not gonna fucking cry a cruise ship about it that's true i'm not gonna cry like 1.00

00:30:20.300 a bitch crying that guy probably crushes now by the way like he i mean he said at the end he was 0.98

00:30:28.660 like you know i don't do all that stuff anymore or whatever i don't know maybe i'm putting words 0.98

00:30:32.500 in his mouth it's hard to remember but um i remember it differently i remember it uh probably

00:30:37.620 he made the friend uh he was gonna tie the noose and he made a friend and then they stopped they

00:30:42.660 had a beer yeah and then oh then he had like a spooky story after which was kind of odd he was

00:30:48.280 like also this strange maybe he's cool now he's probably cool now if you're listening to this show

00:30:53.760 you're cool oh yeah i mean you probably have to get it yeah unless it was like this guy doesn't

00:30:59.380 get it john don't get it what if you just listen to like one episode and you go oh yeah yeah i'll 0.77

00:31:03.880 send it this is cool it's a show that reads stories i'll send my shit in that's wild behavior 1.00

00:31:08.160 And then we go, we'll push your shit in on our show. 1.00

00:31:12.880 Push your shit right in, dog. 1.00

00:31:15.460 This show is actually not for me. 1.00

00:31:18.080 Yeah, well, I mean, he didn't write in and bitch about it.

00:31:20.760 So 10 points to Gryffindor on that one.

00:31:22.620 We have six stories now.

00:31:23.860 So what's the next one we're going to read?

00:31:25.520 I guess we can kind of go in order of how the AI demons want us to read it.

00:31:31.680 So let's find one, which is American Horror Story.

00:31:36.040 Oh, this one actually just came in.

00:31:38.160 We had these ranked from best to gay. 1.00

00:31:42.380 Oh, hell yeah. 1.00

00:31:43.160 Who's in the chat?

00:31:43.800 Wait, who's in the chat?

00:31:45.020 The one you're about to read.

00:31:46.820 Oh, okay.

00:31:47.220 Oh, hey.

00:31:47.900 Julio.

00:31:49.040 Julio, Julio, Julio.

00:31:50.320 Julio.

00:31:50.940 Well, we have a graphic for you, Julio.

00:31:52.080 Is that it?

00:31:52.620 Look at that.

00:31:53.080 That's for you.

00:31:53.680 I think so. 0.99

00:31:54.140 Scheduled for hell.

00:31:55.180 Is that it?

00:31:56.080 Saved by Jesus. 1.00

00:31:56.740 No, that's not that one, you fuck ass. 1.00

00:31:58.180 It's number four. 1.00

00:31:58.920 My bad.

00:31:59.520 That's all right.

00:32:00.420 Hold on.

00:32:00.860 That's not for you.

00:32:01.840 Wait, if it's number four?

00:32:02.800 Yeah.

00:32:03.260 All right, we'll pull that up.

00:32:04.080 Give me a second. 1.00

00:32:04.480 go ahead vamp vamp do something while we know i like when uh you know you like the dead air now

00:32:09.960 sometimes a little you're getting used to it as long as it's not my fault all right hold on unless 0.98

00:32:13.880 it's fucking matt's fault and that does infuriate me you're very hard on matt he's been freaking me 0.98

00:32:18.500 out lately you know why because he doesn't do any of that shit like you had you weren't here 1.00

00:32:21.420 for look at that fucking graphic julio julia julio leo the american horror story dream curse oh damn 0.99

00:32:27.680 there's a little freemason signal there on the side there what are we doing here that's for you 0.99

00:32:31.120 Divid dreams, a strange room, a recurring figure, a father's.

00:32:36.340 It's close. 0.99

00:32:39.980 But yeah, he doesn't do any of that dumb shit when you're not here. 0.99

00:32:42.700 And then as soon as we get all three of us, is it me? 0.99

00:32:45.120 What is it?

00:32:45.480 Why is he misbehaving?

00:32:46.420 I have no idea.

00:32:47.540 But it's so frustrating.

00:32:52.060 Makes me mad.

00:32:53.240 It makes me very mad.

00:32:54.700 So this one has an editorial note on it. 1.00

00:32:56.840 Oh, what the fuck? 0.99

00:32:58.120 What do you mean? 1.00

00:32:58.500 He said, yo, don't say my name on the pod.

00:33:02.420 My bad, yeah.

00:33:03.220 So it says here.

00:33:04.520 Yo, we already said your name.

00:33:06.560 And you're in the chat.

00:33:07.760 My bad, dog.

00:33:09.740 Yeah, it specifically says name requested not to be read on air.

00:33:13.400 And it is.

00:33:14.200 All right.

00:33:15.480 Wow.

00:33:15.960 But you got a Chronicles rating of 4.5 stars.

00:33:18.920 Oh.

00:33:19.060 Four out of five stars, which is pretty good.

00:33:20.800 That's pretty good. 0.99

00:33:21.560 It's better than that fucking boat captain. 0.99

00:33:23.660 We do have an editorial. 0.99

00:33:24.780 No, apparently your grammar was bad, so we had that fixed.

00:33:27.280 Yeah.

00:33:28.500 There's been details that have been omitted from the story.

00:33:31.720 Oh, like your personal business contacts.

00:33:33.500 They've been omitted.

00:33:34.200 That's good. 0.99

00:33:34.920 Yeah, because we would have read that shit. 1.00

00:33:36.280 We would have read right into that. 1.00

00:33:37.300 All right, here we go.

00:33:38.040 Yo!

00:33:39.080 Yo, what's up, Julio?

00:33:40.380 Stop.

00:33:40.980 No, no, no.

00:33:42.420 No, but we said it already.

00:33:43.820 It's too late.

00:33:44.260 I know, but some people...

00:33:45.220 Oh, he was kidding about the name.

00:33:46.680 Oh, all right.

00:33:48.420 All right, Julio.

00:33:49.220 Let's go. 0.99

00:33:49.700 Fucking let's go, Julio. 0.99

00:33:50.460 Please don't say my name on pod, as this is a super secret meeting. 0.99

00:33:53.760 Oh, see, AI doesn't understand jest.

00:33:56.660 I actually like that element.

00:33:58.500 That it takes it very serious?

00:34:00.120 Yeah, that people are going to write in and it's going to confuse our AI.

00:34:02.620 I guess at this point we have to give our AI demon a name.

00:34:06.360 Yeah, we should. 0.69

00:34:07.200 Nancy. 1.00

00:34:07.720 Let's name it Nancy.

00:34:08.720 No, we should name it like something that's not a human name.

00:34:11.200 Like name it Turtle. 0.99

00:34:12.600 Something that's just like a fucking, just a... 1.00

00:34:15.080 My wife's going to run it over if we name it Turtle. 0.99

00:34:16.720 That's true. 0.69

00:34:17.880 Name it...

00:34:18.720 Gardenia.

00:34:23.640 Gardenia might be a real name.

00:34:25.680 Whatever, chat.

00:34:26.420 Think of a name.

00:34:27.160 We're going to read this story here.

00:34:28.220 All right, let's play some music.

00:34:29.100 What if we breathe life into Neffy? 1.00

00:34:33.340 Dude. 0.94

00:34:33.920 That's kind of scary.

00:34:34.740 No, Neffy's going to be a real big thing.

00:34:37.620 What did he say?

00:34:38.640 What did he say?

00:34:40.460 What'd you say?

00:34:41.360 Neffy. 1.00

00:34:42.100 Go with Neffy. 1.00

00:34:43.720 I don't know. 1.00

00:34:44.480 Naming it Neffy and then animating Neffy.

00:34:47.500 It's kind of scary.

00:34:49.300 It's a homunculus, effectively, right?

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00:37:24.680 No.

00:37:25.040 And then do full episodes with it?

00:37:26.340 And then marry it?

00:37:28.120 I think Neffy's a boy. 0.83

00:37:29.640 So he could be our partner, but I don't know if I'll marry it. 0.99

00:37:32.500 Oh, yeah.

00:37:33.220 He could be our partner?

00:37:34.860 I'd take him on a cruise.

00:37:36.580 We could name a cruise ship captain.

00:37:38.100 That'd be good.

00:37:38.440 All right, go on.

00:37:39.200 I want to square something away.

00:37:40.740 On another NDS Chronicles with Cash. 0.98

00:37:43.500 Yo, are you fucking kidding me, bro? 0.99

00:37:44.740 That was a banger episode. 1.00

00:37:46.100 I told you. 0.90

00:37:46.760 Yo, that's so funny.

00:37:48.100 Okay.

00:37:49.120 You read a story from a guy who went to a college to drive cruise ships and was suicidal. 1.00

00:37:54.240 Fuck. 0.99

00:37:54.860 I have some insight because I completed four years of that school myself. 1.00

00:37:58.420 Do you know this guy?

00:37:59.480 This is so funny. 1.00

00:38:00.520 Did you fuck this guy? 1.00

00:38:01.120 Are you the guy that was mad in the thing? 1.00

00:38:03.740 Torta.

00:38:04.380 Did you give him hugs and drink beer with him?

00:38:06.300 That's so funny, man.

00:38:08.260 His major, marine transportation, is full of emotional weirdos.

00:38:13.320 So that completely checks out. 1.00

00:38:14.900 Oh, damn. 0.99

00:38:15.400 This might be a real story. 1.00

00:38:16.380 You know what?

00:38:17.160 to john and whoever was listening when we're reading it it's very hard to determine if this

00:38:22.000 is even a real story oh yeah yeah we've been it went bamboozled before oh yeah but like the amount

00:38:27.260 of uh weeping open weeping it seems like a bit it seems like you're stacking jokes with callbacks

00:38:33.100 yes yes every third paragraph was like and then i began to weep harder than previously harder than

00:38:39.780 the previous he said he cried for a full day that's so gay but it's not even just going back

00:38:45.540 in a loop now we're back i don't even think it's possible i don't think it is you ain't got that 0.66

00:38:48.560 much tears in yet but you're telling me that it is you'd be thirsty as a matter of fact i didn't

00:38:52.300 tell you that i sent you dehydrate you uh yeah it's salt water it's coming out of you this guy 0.98

00:38:56.720 must be dry as fuck i i told you there was a guy outside the shop taking pictures inside yeah what 0.99

00:39:01.680 the fuck was that i don't know i i took a picture of him yeah and then when i drove by i went like 1.00

00:39:05.740 this did he look at you he saw me if you're showing up to this shop and taking pictures 0.99

00:39:10.300 inside we're gonna take pictures of you you get fucked up whatever that was weird i was like i 0.97

00:39:15.980 was like i wonder if this guy's the cruise ship guy right imagine that of all things gets gets us 0.98

00:39:20.780 in trouble i would be so mad because i've done so much more oh yeah like this this thing i don't 0.95

00:39:27.900 know that's bullshit it is weird that that guy was here taking pictures not the trans community 0.96

00:39:32.060 not the gay community i think if you probably push them a little bit more i did wow they sent 0.99

00:39:35.980 Whatever, I don't want to talk about that. 1.00

00:39:39.220 My freshman year, I started that major. 0.99

00:39:41.680 Oh, so you also are gay. 0.98

00:39:44.160 I wonder why there's so many emotional weirdos in this. 0.99

00:39:47.740 See, it's maybe a prerequisite to drive a cruise ship.

00:39:50.300 I don't know.

00:39:51.020 I do like that little slide.

00:39:52.140 Did you hear that Dallas put in there?

00:39:54.100 As you're playing the piano, it's a little, you can grab this lever and it goes, and it morphs.

00:39:58.520 Yeah, next time it comes around, you check it.

00:40:00.220 after a semester at sea with the school all freshmen sophomores and seniors are required

00:40:05.660 to do every winter between semesters i learned that all the ship drivers were horrible and

00:40:11.640 emotional so i changed my major to engineering literally because of that weird huh that's how 0.97

00:40:17.060 bad it was something about being at sea i told you gotta fucks with you yeah god's not there 0.89

00:40:22.140 he's not looking at sea like people ain't supposed to be there i gave you guys land for a reason he's 0.97

00:40:27.240 like i'm omnipotent but like in the land i'm really not dedicating many resources to be in 0.98

00:40:32.640 there he's probably omnipotent to like waste deep water after that he's like fucking what are you 0.96

00:40:36.800 doing you're on your own yeah yeah yeah i'm hanging out where you can swim yeah exactly not where you 0.98

00:40:41.700 fucking are in the middle of uh what is it point nemo you don't belong there yeah when you're when 0.94

00:40:46.440 i'm on the boat and you're looking out it's just flat water everywhere i'm like we don't belong 0.99

00:40:49.720 here this is crazy yeah it's i saw by the way recently a video of somebody on a cruise ship

00:40:55.300 and a storm hits and then i kind of dude i was kind of hoping for it just to see what it's scary

00:41:00.400 it's so scary because they're in the lower decks and the windows are like way above the water and 0.58

00:41:04.840 then like this the the height that the water stretches above the window is fucking insane

00:41:09.420 and then it's coming over the tops edges of the the cruise ship dude and everybody's like really

00:41:13.600 upset and um i started to think about something because we look we talk about the moon controlling

00:41:17.980 the tides but like we own the moon now so we can tell what to do oh yeah we'll we'll find out soon 0.98

00:41:23.580 like are you really controlling the tides motherfucker let's see but um you know the 0.96

00:41:28.720 water's really calm and then the clouds gather and there's no rain or anything yet and the water 0.98

00:41:34.420 just starts going nuts and i go to react what's it reacting to yeah how is it reacting that

00:41:40.640 dramatically to the gathering of clouds before the rain has began to fall it's just really like 0.97

00:41:46.700 it's probably such a simple fucking answer for that like somebody right now is grabbing their 0.98

00:41:50.560 face going you dense retard no i mean the clouds are fake dog the clouds are fake yeah what what 0.99

00:41:56.620 storms are fake like if the moon was out i might go like oh but it was broad daylight and the 0.97

00:42:01.480 clouds gather and it goes from just like previously chilling water to like nightmarish 0.81

00:42:07.040 fucking conditions but before rain starts falling or anything the waves start doing that is it 0.75

00:42:12.660 psychotic of me that when i go on a plane i go once i once i get past security i go if this plane 0.99

00:42:18.020 fucking crashes yeah i'm okay with it like i'm i'm even okay with turbulence i don't even care 0.82

00:42:22.880 i'm like yeah like i signed up for this if we die on here fine i actually have a slightly 0.98

00:42:27.620 different thing that i also would have the same question that you just had which is

00:42:31.400 when i'm on the plane i just go like yeah i'd survive oh i don't think i'd survive yeah i go

00:42:37.380 like if this crashed into the ocean right now i'd survive no no way dude you don't understand the 1.00

00:42:41.540 force you don't understand the force you could turn into a fucking pancake you'd be crying you 0.99

00:42:45.500 an emotional pancake i'd be weeping weeping for days oh shout out to that guy changes major one 1.00

00:42:52.860 teacher told me uh my mother should have swallowed me because i brought the wrong knife to class 0.98

00:42:58.060 whoa this is fucking crazy this class yeah man these guys are really about it every student in 0.97

00:43:02.860 that major is required to carry a knife because on a ship you need one as a versatile tool and 0.99

00:43:07.460 you're always cutting rope another teacher went on every semester at sea and hooked up with a new

00:43:12.300 senior, going on excursions

00:43:14.260 and whatnot with different young women.

00:43:16.440 Everyone knew, no one cared.

00:43:18.480 So the guy who emailed you was being dead

00:43:20.300 serious. I believe he was suicidal

00:43:22.280 for a minute. All those guys in marine

00:43:24.300 transportation cried during finals week

00:43:26.240 and I'm not being hyperbolic. 0.98

00:43:27.880 That's so fucking weird. 0.98

00:43:29.880 That's weird. There's something like soulless about 0.99

00:43:32.060 the sea, man. And there's also something about

00:43:34.040 the way they're treating these fucking people 0.99

00:43:36.020 that's like... Why do you have to be that 1.00

00:43:38.120 tough? You know like they do crimes

00:43:39.980 on international waters? Maybe

00:43:41.980 there's just something about being out there where like you're not you're not it's not the 0.99

00:43:45.780 same laws anymore bitch i'm saying god's not there right very evident to me i'm like god in here well 0.99

00:43:50.600 i mean i think god is there but i don't think i think people can push him away he goes the fuck 0.98

00:43:55.540 are you doing and then he goes away if you have one or two gathered in his name he's there if you 0.97

00:43:59.500 have like a fucking cruise ship that are saying like no thanks yeah he'd be like all right cool 0.93

00:44:03.640 he goes call me if you need me yo we need you over here man it's fucking weird i'm crying a lot 0.98

00:44:09.060 onward and upward to his supernatural experience all right let's go this is a little bit of a 0.99

00:44:13.240 departure now from that previous damn i'm all fucked up now because that was real that's crazy 0.97

00:44:16.840 i have a low propensity for experiencing the supernatural my whole life like top i'm puerto 0.98

00:44:21.880 rican and i grew up in a church from time to time uh from the time i was a little kid a very black

00:44:27.100 church with gospel music me too uh church was my whole life my best friends today were and

00:44:33.200 are parishioners. What's a parishioner?

00:44:35.320 Somebody that goes to church. 1.00

00:44:38.760 Niggas that 1.00

00:44:39.340 be in church. Alright, cool. 1.00

00:44:41.120 Yeah, they go to the parish, whatever.

00:44:43.040 I mean, I guess you'd say that for more like

00:44:45.040 Catholic stuff, but because of

00:44:47.140 this, I believe I've been protected

00:44:49.060 by the blood of Christ my whole life.

00:44:51.200 I agree with what he said here too. A low

00:44:53.100 propensity for experiencing the supernatural

00:44:55.200 my whole life. It comes

00:44:57.000 in flashes and sometimes I don't notice

00:44:59.040 it. But I think that's what's happening

00:45:00.960 here with this guy. Anyway,

00:45:02.620 i was watching american horror story with and uh the season with the witch coven oh that was

00:45:08.140 actually the one from lady lake uh geez man how bad is that so uh i did watch that season i watched

00:45:14.880 like one two and three of american horror story way back in the day i think the fourth one was 0.84

00:45:19.900 when they did like freak show or something like that i fucking hated that because it was just 0.99

00:45:23.280 like freaky people at a carnival lady gaga was on the one like after that i hated that shit too i 0.98

00:45:28.280 was like i'm not watching this but witch coven one that was actually pretty interesting did you 0.96

00:45:32.780 hear it i did hear that i didn't know what that was um there was like a scene where they burned

00:45:39.020 a witch and burned her at the stake and like the music and the vibe they like did something kind of 0.79

00:45:45.660 like cool with it it was like this fucking like slow motion like they're walking towards this 1.00

00:45:50.200 bitch and dousing her in gasoline and they set her on fire and i was like this is actually good 0.95

00:45:53.660 cinematography and good storytelling um but then yeah it's it's it's not a good show really not for 0.96

00:45:59.260 your spirit oh yeah for sure um so yeah so there's an episode where the witch meets or which meets a

00:46:06.140 figure who takes people to hell in the show hell experience is experienced by each person as

00:46:11.060 reliving their worst perceived experience repeatedly for eternity seems logical imagine 0.99

00:46:16.380 just getting fucking molested over and over and over or being a cruise ship captain over and over 0.89

00:46:22.380 and over again what's the difference i had seen the show when it first came out in the early 2010 0.99

00:46:28.020 so this was my second time watching it i'm much more spiritually mature now as a follower of

00:46:32.600 christ and i even knew i probably shouldn't be watching a show about literal witches sex seances

00:46:37.500 and magic but yeah there i was irresponsibly watching it with my pregnant wife while my two

00:46:43.420 boys ages three and one and a half slept in their other room inviting this stuff into my cherished

00:46:48.740 home i think that's where um they depict uh papa legba who's like a voodoo demon who takes uh

00:46:57.820 babies as a sacrifice for whatever gains you might get and they actually depict him and he's got like

00:47:03.800 a skull painted on his face in a top hat and um so yeah i saw somebody in the chat said they

00:47:09.900 bought on real witches for that uh bad idea oscar says that yeah i wonder if that's for

00:47:15.620 consulting purposes or if they were acting in the in the thing um but that's interesting i'm pretty

00:47:21.260 sure the uh you ever seen what is it american tattoo or the not like the tattoo show oh uh ink

00:47:28.380 uh something masters they did a spin-off with just the girls and some of the girls are really

00:47:33.140 good one of the girls named ryan but all of them like they were four of them all of them are

00:47:38.080 witches 100 you can tell like it's so prevalent it's insane i was talking to this dude over the

00:47:44.760 weekend uh one of my cousin's buddies and he said that you know he's like dating some chick and he

00:47:49.820 was talking about when they met and he said like one of the first things he asked is like tell your

00:47:53.860 story yeah go ahead he's like um what's your family about because she's like cuban so he's

00:47:58.260 like what's your family about like are they doing fucking santeria or whatever are they praying to

00:48:03.120 this and that and she's like yeah some of that is in my family but like you know my generation's 0.89

00:48:08.660 not doing that like we're not about that and um and just the point of him saying that because

00:48:13.060 he's like in the dating thing as you know as like a 40 year old dude and he's like it's everywhere 0.98

00:48:17.720 like the witches are legitimately everywhere every fucking single chick is like soft witching 0.98

00:48:23.800 oh yeah yeah that was insane bro we were on the private island like a boss and we were like 1.00

00:48:29.900 waiting to get on some i don't know a trolley to bring us to a certain spot and there was a girl

00:48:34.340 in front of us and she was with the guy guy's fairly normal i i i just watch everybody and

00:48:39.080 When I have the sunglasses, I'd be watching people.

00:48:42.320 Yeah, hell yeah.

00:48:43.320 And I looked at her, and I was like, something weird about her.

00:48:45.440 I don't like how she's standing. 1.00

00:48:47.040 She was standing like she stood out like a bitch, like a bitch, stupid bitch. 1.00

00:48:51.900 So I'm looking at her, and then she turns around, and in the back of her arm, she's got the crescent, the half crescent. 1.00

00:48:58.180 There you go, yeah.

00:48:58.680 Okay.

00:48:59.240 They love wearing it.

00:49:00.780 They love putting it as tattoos, and half of them don't even understand what it is they're putting on themselves.

00:49:05.280 It's just a symbol that resonates with them spiritually.

00:49:07.560 They don't understand why.

00:49:08.340 she knew she knew because on her other arm i saw a bunch of like cut marks and i started paying 0.98

00:49:14.340 attention i'm looking at her legs cut mark covers i'm like all right and and that's like a soft

00:49:18.660 soft sacrifice it is it is yeah bloodletting yeah yeah yeah now whether she's doing that

00:49:23.740 intentionally or not i don't know but i could tell by the guy in his body language he's like

00:49:29.060 sports guy no fucking idea disconnected entirely from whatever she's doing in the other room or

00:49:34.440 like you don't even know any brother yeah she's like quirky you know i'm like yeah yeah you let 0.87

00:49:39.320 that's how wrapped up in this you're gonna be yep there's dudes that are just letting it dude so 0.67

00:49:43.220 cindy had such a based moment bro i was like i literally was fucking so pumped to have this 0.53

00:49:49.560 happen so we're we're sitting at dinner with these people and i'm talking you know to this christian 0.85

00:49:53.940 guy about my cousin's what is almost certainly generational iniquity we're going back and forth

00:49:59.440 boom boom boom and my cousin is like you know it's not that i don't believe i just don't know

00:50:04.900 how to define it and i'm not ready to say this is definitively the thing and so you know i pray

00:50:10.680 and like i use the names sometimes like jesus and god and everything because that's kind of like

00:50:16.480 culturally significant for him but he just doesn't know and all of a sudden this dude who's christian

00:50:20.820 who is like he's based he gets it but he slipped up you know he's not immersed in it the way that

00:50:25.800 we're immersed in it. He's like, look, man, you just need to start talking. It doesn't matter

00:50:29.620 if you're saying like the universe or whatever, like you're praying to the universe. And all of

00:50:35.200 a sudden, Cindy like puts her palms on the chair and she goes, respectfully, I fucking disagree. 0.93

00:50:42.840 And I was like, at this table, there was like seven people and it's just me and my wife. And 0.93

00:50:48.360 I'm going, let's fucking go. And they're like, what the fuck is going on, bro? But like, 1.00

00:50:54.540 right after that it just got the can got cracked open it was like if you don't direct this shit to 0.99

00:51:00.020 jesus christ something else will take that worship something else will will answer that prayer 0.99

00:51:04.380 something else will interact with you you cannot just amorphously pray to the internet god cares

00:51:10.240 about names and and your intent and where it's directed these other things will gladly like step 0.97

00:51:15.540 in if the arrow's not fucking straight right and i was just like damn bro but i that's what i was 0.92

00:51:20.880 trying to explain to my cousin is like if that's even a possibility if there's a possibility that 0.95

00:51:25.780 in the spiritual realm there are things that will gladly step up to the plate and answer it if you're 0.93

00:51:29.800 not going to be specific with who you're talking to yeah then you'd better be fucking specific to

00:51:33.740 who you're talking to you learn that with uh with almost everything that you're you do in life now 0.69

00:51:40.400 but i mean what we what we've been doing with the show i'm like hey uh cross your t's and dot your

00:51:46.040 and you see when you do that you see how it compiles on itself you're like oh i've been

00:51:51.620 paying attention to this and now it's better yeah if you're gonna say a prayer and you want to say

00:51:56.680 it to god you might as well say it to god yeah be specific specific yeah be specific yeah that's the

00:52:02.760 the you know otherwise throw it away and well that's the thing i used to have an unwillingness

00:52:07.300 to define things because i said how could you possibly know but that was also a cop-out for

00:52:11.800 not investigating like you can know quite a bit my cousin thinks he's like you can't know like you

00:52:17.000 can't like you can know a lot you can know enough to start making educated decisions so you better 0.85

00:52:23.120 start figuring out what's going on because if not you're you're praying to some other shit but yeah

00:52:27.700 man big moment so let's uh let's uh get back to this pray for Gabe tip yes dude yes please I've 0.82

00:52:33.980 been saying that um just that he's receptive to this and uh you know that he he takes it seriously

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00:55:14.760 That same night I went to sleep,

00:55:16.560 the whole family sleeps on two queen's beds pushed together.

00:55:20.560 Wait, wait, what?

00:55:22.820 I thought he said his kids were in the other room.

00:55:24.860 Oh, okay, it's him and his kids.

00:55:26.320 Okay, two boys, ages three and one and a half.

00:55:28.620 Okay.

00:55:29.820 That's a lot of room. 1.00

00:55:30.860 Two queen beds pushed together for you, your pregnant wife, and the two kiddos? 1.00

00:55:34.680 Yeah, yeah. 0.99

00:55:35.200 All right, so I fall asleep and immediately had a dream.

00:55:39.060 I was brought to what seemed to be a free Masonic temple.

00:55:41.520 Interesting.

00:55:41.920 The room had black and white checkered floors, except it was light blue and white.

00:55:47.520 There was one door centered on each of the four walls.

00:55:50.520 Masonic-looking columns seemed to be everywhere, and the walls and ceilings were light blue.

00:55:56.120 A man was in the room with me.

00:55:57.740 For some reason, maybe I don't remember every part of the dream. 0.92

00:56:01.580 I knew this man was a pedophile. 1.00

00:56:03.660 Damn, all right. 1.00

00:56:04.460 Was he crying about a cruise ship? 1.00

00:56:07.520 I knew he had molested children. 0.98

00:56:11.000 Whose children? Where? Why? I don't know.

00:56:12.980 I just knew what I perceived from the dream. 0.61

00:56:16.580 I fought him and killed him with a rage I've never experienced before or since.

00:56:22.340 It was distinct, almost an otherworldly rage. 0.91

00:56:25.240 He lay on the floor bloody, unrecognizable, and I assumed he was dead.

00:56:30.600 As I watched him, he suddenly turned into my youngest son, still bloodied, still dead. 0.99

00:56:38.220 Damn, this story goes harder with the music too. 1.00

00:56:41.320 It sucks. 1.00

00:56:42.140 Yeah. 0.97

00:56:43.440 You guys know how it feels when your child is hurt and you can't help him.

00:56:46.640 Now imagine that except I believed I had done this to him.

00:56:50.660 When my oldest was one and a half, blood work suggested he might have cancer.

00:56:55.340 Praise God, after weeks of testing on the cancer floor, we learned that he did not have cancer.

00:57:00.220 But my wife and I lived for two weeks believing our son might have cancer with a high death rate. 0.99

00:57:05.320 That's fucking torture. 0.99

00:57:07.040 The feeling in this dream was even worse because I thought I'd killed my own son in a rage. 1.00

00:57:12.180 I freaked out, cried, and mourned.

00:57:15.360 Eventually, I left the room through one of the doors.

00:57:18.900 The exact moment, then the exact same thing happened.

00:57:22.880 Another man came in. 0.95

00:57:23.840 I somehow knew he was a pedophile. 1.00

00:57:25.360 I killed him. 1.00

00:57:26.320 He turned into my youngest son. 0.99

00:57:27.640 I mourned I moved through the next door. 1.00

00:57:29.340 What the fuck? 1.00

00:57:30.720 And it repeated again and again, seemingly for eternity. 1.00

00:57:34.300 When I woke up, my heart was still racing, and I remembered everything.

00:57:38.560 I almost never remember my dreams vividly like that.

00:57:41.500 It was still in the middle of the night.

00:57:42.900 My family was asleep beside me, and I couldn't find relief from the dream for days.

00:57:47.340 that night i kissed my kids gave thanks to the creator for exactly where my life had led up to

00:57:54.140 that point and lay awake until 4 30 till the alarm went off i went to work told a few people

00:58:00.480 and eventually got over it then i heard your podcast about the massachusetts maritime student

00:58:05.280 here i am writing this email while working because i can't hell yeah do it on the clock dog yeah i 0.97

00:58:10.620 know imagine you were driving a cruise ship that could have been gay your phone would be like too 1.00

00:58:14.600 filled with tears oh yeah to type on it god bless the dangerous retards also if you read this you're 1.00

00:58:20.100 gay damn it man oh my god bro i can't believe you got us with that shit at the end at the end dude 1.00

00:58:26.820 we went through the whole shit now we're now i'm fucking gay oh dog what the fuck oh how are we 1.00

00:58:33.420 supposed to do the rest of the show gay i don't know man it's crazy i it's crazy how somebody 1.00

00:58:39.940 could put themselves now every time i hear gay i just think cruise ship captain yeah yeah oh now 0.91

00:58:43.880 you've become part of yeah part of the lexicon the rhetoric that's it that's that's that's a 0.95

00:58:50.660 crazy what do you think about that um each door he left repeating the same cycle i guess different

00:58:55.940 members of his family he's like definitely a pedophile kill him well i mean he said it was 0.78

00:59:00.080 the same dude didn't he hold on i want to go back another okay it's a different man another man came 0.99

00:59:04.460 in i somehow knew he was a pedophile i killed him he turned into my youngest son yeah repeat 0.80

00:59:08.120 so i know that there are the rage the like i think the rage is the well think about it it's

00:59:15.060 two extremes but it's all part of the same spectrum right so we talk about how these

00:59:19.600 things feed off of it if you want to call loose or whatever you want to say loose like robert

00:59:22.940 monroe which i you know i think inviting a or rather inventing a new terminology is 0.97

00:59:28.500 doesn't fucking i wonder if he gets like do you get mad at pedophiles like that normally and i'm 0.97

00:59:34.900 saying like it's not okay to be mad at them right but like it's like being mad at the jews like like 0.99

00:59:42.400 you know about it and then you get like real mad about it and like want to i don't think so i think 0.93

00:59:47.100 these things they put you into space they amplify your emotions and they feed off of it and he gets

00:59:51.280 stuck in this loop where it's high anger rage is like the the peak of anger and then low low sadness

00:59:59.260 despair is like the lowest point of sadness and just repeat that he's caught in this loop and so

01:00:04.160 to me it sounds like something was feeding off of him and um and i think it probably was feeding

01:00:09.700 off of him ever since he got this potential diagnosis for his son because that anxiety that

01:00:14.800 fear that sadness that despair is feeding these things um and then of course he ends up having

01:00:21.680 this dream because i think it comes in stages so they will show up when you are emitting these

01:00:27.480 emotions they'll feed and they'll gather strength to then do another performance and that performance

01:00:32.640 in this case was this dream um well he says he's i'm typically an angry person a bit of a curmudgeon

01:00:39.860 but never show it everyone i know will describe me as a great hang fun to be with i'm similar i'm

01:00:46.060 kind of a curmudgeon to be perfectly honest a bit of i've been notoriously grumpy dad uh for some

01:00:52.100 time yeah yeah me too but they deserve it beat these kids man sometimes you gotta beat these 0.99

01:00:56.600 fucking kids i get it so yeah that's like underneath and uh that seems like it's exposed 0.98

01:01:00.400 right well i i definitely think that he yeah i mean they're gonna take advantage of whatever 0.99

01:01:05.220 proclivities you have men typically have a proclivity for rage women will have a proclivity

01:01:09.900 for immense sadness so they'll come around and they'll feed i wonder how many other people have

01:01:14.660 experienced something similar like this from watching that episode or that that season oh

01:01:19.540 that's an interesting thought i know that i have been caught in loop dreams before and they are

01:01:24.200 agonizing there's a there's a feeling of exhaustion when you like there's brief moments when you know

01:01:32.380 you're in it yeah like you remember you're in it and you remember like what waking life feels like

01:01:36.540 if it's very fleeting and then you're just back into this loop again and um it is it's agonizing

01:01:41.040 it's exhausting and it's uh i think something was probably feeding off of you it's always a

01:01:46.480 dangerous time spiritually when you've got little ones not not a dangerous i want to say dangerous

01:01:50.960 like it's a very special time but there are all sorts of things vying for position trying to get

01:01:58.740 in trying to feed off the scenario the situation uh probably trying to get access to the children

01:02:04.000 and um yeah i mean i wonder not to get too dark but what would have been the next had this thing

01:02:11.600 gotten enough traction what would have been the next thing because he because he said he's a bit

01:02:16.960 of a grumpy guy they amplify that they amplify that too so in your in your waking life if you

01:02:24.660 are finding yourself kind of disproportionately grumpy disproportionately angry you i've learned

01:02:30.400 to hit the brakes now and be like is this me or is something you know feeding i think they get

01:02:37.340 enough um energy from you when you're in these states i think they even invest some of it back

01:02:42.280 into you to amplify it because it's it is a feedback loop so um yeah man i think that's just 0.78

01:02:47.580 the the um life of being a parent with little ones is that's when some of the stranger shit happens 0.85

01:02:55.960 when they're real little well i think that's when you notice as a a man or as a human being how 0.81

01:03:01.620 vulnerable you actually are yeah because you get to a certain age it's weird right like you're

01:03:05.780 vulnerable through childhood and then you have your teenage angst and all this then you have your

01:03:09.020 insecurity as like a young adult yeah then you kind of become an adult and you're like 0.98

01:03:13.000 i can figure this out then you bring other small people into and you're like i'm fucking 0.53

01:03:17.360 responsible for these guys starts over again and i don't know what i'm doing and they could 0.72

01:03:21.040 die doing anything yeah the seasons of your your life uh they can throw you right back into this

01:03:26.920 big spiritual loop where these things are just parasitic and they're feeding off of you um i feel

01:03:32.580 like things have been really great for a long time ever since i started to invest all of myself

01:03:39.000 in in this thing which is like looking at god constantly it's paid dividends you know you said

01:03:45.620 that before um when you invest in in in god and you get very specific about it and i don't have

01:03:52.000 those anymore i have i have had a lot of fight dreams uh these last few days which is interesting

01:03:56.280 trying to fight uh just weird stuff my fight dreams are always very strange uh because a lot 0.88

01:04:02.800 of people say when they fight it feels like quicksand yeah yeah i never had i'm i'm fucking 0.82

01:04:07.520 terminating everybody ever ultra violent ever since i was a kid like terminating everybody in 0.86

01:04:12.360 the worst way one was a dream these two big dudes didn't like my racial rhetoric and i said 0.96

01:04:20.600 uh just because i'm using a word doesn't mean that i i hate you or some shit like that and 0.97

01:04:28.020 then they got in my face and started poking me i fucking slept one of them and the other dude 0.93

01:04:31.860 came after me and i moved out of the way and he hit his face on the concrete and then i was like 0.99

01:04:35.740 the fuck you get like it was really intense for no reason there's a couple of those in the past 0.99

01:04:39.740 few days who knows what that is but um yeah man i i that is an interesting story though and i think 0.99

01:04:45.560 it's just probably a lot of people resonate with that because when you've got little ones 0.96

01:04:49.140 shit gets a little funky that's why the bible says fear not dog amen that's actually it's a 0.85

01:04:55.320 glimpse into some of the slightly newer merch just a little bit of a revised design there but 0.95

01:04:59.380 revival we're experiencing a revival amen um all right so let's you want to do uh number two

01:05:06.440 which is scheduled for hell yeah and this is by portman oh this one got a lot of stars this is

01:05:15.300 five stars is that five out of five stars hey look at our graphics see look at that schedule for hell

01:05:20.880 saved by jesus oh look at the cube occult addiction jail darkness redemption freedom and new life this 0.51

01:05:28.760 is all i mean what is that are those uh nitrous inhalers or some shit on the ground there oh yeah

01:05:34.260 i don't know yeah it looks like asthma inhalers yeah this guy's huffing nitrous let's check this

01:05:39.780 out i like that this is a surprise to us like we're going oh look at this i like it yeah the

01:05:44.540 image is kind of cool like like what's this story going to be about i don't know very interesting

01:05:48.320 all right i wonder what it would have created for that that other story that we keep going back to

01:05:51.920 that's going to be that's a classic uh yeah i didn't intend and what a blessing that shane 1.00

01:05:56.580 was here for that i almost felt bad because i was like damn bro you wrote this heap of dog shit 0.98

01:06:02.300 and then we fucking tore it apart with jake ashman yeah it was it was fun thank actually 0.99

01:06:07.500 thank you for that we're just not blackpilling dog we're never gonna black okay so uh i wonder 0.97

01:06:11.320 if portman's in the chat portman you in the chat sound off nigga five out of five five out of five

01:06:17.320 by the way this was uh combined two submitted emails into one continuous story um a little

01:06:23.560 bit of grammar a little bit of punctuation some sentence structure clarity while preserving the

01:06:28.460 submitter's chronology that's funny so it actually like you know changes the sentence structure up a

01:06:36.360 little bit, but it preserves the story. I wonder how much

01:06:38.360 has actually changed.

01:06:40.100 Alright, we'll never know.

01:06:42.480 Take it away. You read it.

01:06:44.220 I thought you just read it.

01:06:46.720 What, Nance? You okay?

01:06:48.540 Okay, I got my mic to work.

01:06:51.520 It wasn't working?

01:06:53.460 No.

01:06:55.420 I said something

01:06:56.360 profound, but...

01:06:57.960 What did you say?

01:07:00.560 Too late now.

01:07:02.120 I'd be out of contact.

01:07:04.640 I just, like, doubt it.

01:07:06.360 You doubt it? She's like, I said something

01:07:08.540 profound. Yeah, when she said it, I'm just like,

01:07:10.540 yeah, the fuck you did. Yeah, I lied. 0.99

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01:09:45.700 I go by Portman 1970.

01:09:49.480 I talk in the live chat sometimes and have shared small pieces of my testimony.

01:09:54.140 A few of your regulars have told me I need to write in. 0.96

01:09:56.800 i wonder if you're in a discord so here we go it's uh a long story oh fucking great uh because

01:10:02.940 i didn't want to leave much out so i'll go chronologically because i believe it all started 0.98

01:10:06.940 at birth oh fuck we're going fucking from the beginning all right describe the shape of your 0.96

01:10:12.120 house from the beginning i was born on the first day of gemini i have rh negative o negative blood 0.99

01:10:21.160 my first two years were very sickly i spent a lot of time in the hospital and had double pneumonia

01:10:26.640 many times. That's crazy. I think we're playing

01:10:28.940 the wrong music for this.

01:10:33.600 Now be careful. 0.99

01:10:35.240 Don't fucking, don't be 0.99

01:10:36.860 crying. Don't you be crying. Don't you be 1.00

01:10:38.920 crying on this show. 1.00

01:10:40.720 You fucking, you know, you'd be 1.00

01:10:42.840 a good sport about your iniquity. 1.00

01:10:44.960 You'd be a bitch about it. 1.00

01:10:46.660 Alright. My earliest memories took place 1.00

01:10:48.880 at my grandfather's house, which we

01:10:50.760 visited when I was around 6 to 10 years old.

01:10:53.100 We hung out in his basement, where he

01:10:54.820 kept strange objects steel drums rattles and a jester looking toy with a large phallus steel 0.99

01:11:02.340 drums that's what got you what about the jester looking toy with the fat dick i don't care about 0.89

01:11:08.740 that what kind of i assume the drums are a crazy instrument to just be having around i don't think 0.99

01:11:14.220 we've ever read a submission from a black person um the chances would be slim chat israel have we

01:11:21.200 not read one from a black person i think that like our listenership is like something like 13

01:11:24.920 black and then you think about the submission rate 54 of the bad stories no they commit zero

01:11:32.660 percent of the stories that we read no they're not really known for their typing and stuff if 0.93

01:11:36.660 you're i just don't think that they'd be writing into this so if you're black i like for you to

01:11:40.980 write in because i like to hear some of your stories let's do all black episodes oh and we'll 0.95

01:11:45.280 do it in black scent black face oh imagine walking out of this room we'd have to get some 1.00

01:11:52.800 white bees in this bitch on a friday like what are we doing just wait until after hours you know 1.00

01:11:57.760 that way we could at least leave not do it when they're doing the hebrew meeting no no for real 1.00

01:12:01.080 that would be fun a black we're the black hebrew israelites a black episode i would like a black

01:12:05.540 episode yeah all black black friday yeah there we go hey that's not bad anyway yeah what kind of 0.64

01:12:11.440 white man has steel drums i'm just saying like not that's not a common instrument also burying

01:12:16.900 the lead uh jester looking toy with a large phallus there was also a world map covered in

01:12:20.740 pins years later when i asked about it he said he had spent much of his time in haiti puerto rico 0.99

01:12:25.420 and cuba okay so you're doing drums and shit yeah you bitch whenever i was in that basement 0.98

01:12:31.660 i felt extreme fear we when we would play hide and seek i would sometimes find my older cousin 0.99

01:12:37.100 cousin hiding with my younger female cousin in ways that seemed strange to me even as a child 0.99

01:12:43.240 he's hiding his penis inside of her not good don't have sex with your cousin every time we 1.00

01:12:48.520 i sucked my cousin's dick i gave my cousin my cousin shout out to kanye uh every time we went 1.00

01:12:55.420 back upstairs i was usually the last line the last in line rather and it felt as if something 1.00

01:13:00.740 was genuinely chasing me up the stairs i remember that feeling vividly to this day i've had that a

01:13:05.660 lot where you're walking up like the basement stairs and it's like i better go quicker you

01:13:09.220 start flying like flying like it's like all the weight in your body is gone and you're

01:13:14.340 you're bounding up the stairs many years later i learned that my male side of my mother's family

01:13:21.520 included high level masons and i believe my grandpappy may have been involved with the order

01:13:26.400 of jesters i've actually never heard of that i also learned that sexual abuse had occurred

01:13:31.560 throughout my family.

01:13:32.960 Nancy, look up Order of Jesters. 1.00

01:13:34.860 Yeah, find some cool pictures for us, you bitch. 1.00

01:13:37.100 Hey. 1.00

01:13:37.580 Sorry, Nance.

01:13:38.920 Looking back, I believe there was something very dark

01:13:41.460 associated with that basement.

01:13:46.140 I experienced a similar feeling at my uncle's house.

01:13:49.080 The lights would flicker, and when I asked about it,

01:13:51.440 he would casually say,

01:13:52.620 that's the ghost George.

01:13:55.320 They never do that. 0.99

01:13:56.960 They're fucking naming it, dude. 0.94

01:13:58.100 He's friendly. 0.99

01:13:59.360 He's fucking friendly. 0.97

01:14:00.420 is what i'm saying i actually let's take a quick break yeah go to uh my aunt's patreon 0.99

01:14:06.680 fucking remind me no your patreon no you our patreon no you no you it's not even a patreon 0.91

01:14:13.860 it's a gofundme go there the community's actually come out i've announced it yesterday and it's over 0.99

01:14:18.920 two grand hell yeah she's gonna need more than that i'm sure yeah cancer's expensive cancer's 0.99

01:14:24.020 expensive don't don't go ahead and be eating microplastics unless you're not man her balls 0.98

01:14:28.820 are filled with microplastics they could really it would really help it would really help if you

01:14:32.460 guys uh did donate it or say some prayers uh it would be cool and if you go to my twitter page 0.89

01:14:39.140 you can see some fucking baby pictures of me here oh yeah look at that your dad guess which one's 0.83

01:14:43.820 me exactly the same it's so funny yeah he's got a little gray hair there on the side they're 0.98

01:14:48.000 looking like a boss yeah he looks exactly the same let's eat the amy right there in the middle

01:14:51.920 by the way you look like uh your son that's my cousin nelson you see the little one right there

01:14:56.560 uh he's the one who did the the drawings for us on uh on the cards oh that's cool yeah that's

01:15:02.020 that's his mother sick yeah so he did the top lobster drawing he did that one she's not doing

01:15:08.520 well uh this is actually not funny that's me as a baby my my cousin nelson again they got those 1.00

01:15:15.120 fucking babies yeah i grew up with these people they're they're good people they're fucking crazy 0.96

01:15:19.040 also thank you to all the people who have already donated yes i really appreciate that man some of 1.00

01:15:23.480 You guys have dangerous retards or real-ass niggas. 1.00

01:15:26.260 Yeah, appreciate that. 1.00

01:15:27.960 All right, keep reading.

01:15:28.580 So the ghost is friendly.

01:15:30.420 I never experienced things like that at my own house.

01:15:33.580 Another disturbing childhood memory involved going with my best friend

01:15:36.760 to an older guy's backyard shack.

01:15:39.980 He showed us adult magazines

01:15:42.380 and was having my friend do sexual things.

01:15:45.360 I didn't understand sex at the time,

01:15:48.900 but I knew something was wrong and left.

01:15:51.080 He was caught not long afterward 0.99

01:15:52.720 and took his own life fuck dude yeah when i was about 14 or 15 i was staying at my dad's house 0.99

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01:18:43.080 The man suffered a heart attack and was taken to the hospital.

01:18:46.660 He later died after serious health problems. 0.99

01:18:49.840 I was an angry teenager and at his funeral, I knelt by his coffin, told him I hoped he burned in hell and spit on him. 0.94

01:18:58.460 Kind of gangster, spitting on somebody in their own coffin. 0.98

01:19:01.340 that's wild dude that is a wild thing to do this is uh crazy life portman's man as you can see

01:19:10.220 my early it comes with the territory being named portman and also being what was it regularly

01:19:15.760 visiting cuba haiti and oh no his dad regularly visited grandpappy yeah yeah yeah yeah telling

01:19:22.040 you something about these islands dog well yeah that's where you're getting these voodoo spirits

01:19:25.620 yeah you know that's um god ain't there he's just not going there and i think they probably

01:19:30.320 build some relationships and some

01:19:32.380 iniquities. We should go on a cruise. We should take a

01:19:34.420 cruise. Everybody's been asking about the

01:19:36.340 quite affordable

01:19:37.080 Bohemian Grove cruise and I go

01:19:40.080 that just sounds so

01:19:41.340 expensive. It's going to be expensive but we can do it.

01:19:44.340 It depends on which cruise for sure

01:19:46.320 right? I'm only going to do Royal

01:19:48.300 Caribbean. Okay we're going to rent out

01:19:50.380 the biggest fucking 0.99

01:19:51.500 I don't know how it works. 1.00

01:19:53.940 300 people or some shit. Tom Cruise 0.99

01:19:55.960 Tom Woods does it.

01:19:58.460 Okay. I could ask Tom Woods.

01:20:00.320 who the fuck is tom woods dog tom woods he's burning the three by five card of allowable 0.99

01:20:06.580 opinion you know tom woods uh prominent libertarian thinker i don't even know what 0.99

01:20:10.740 the fuck that says he's burning the three by five card of public opinion allowable 0.65

01:20:15.300 allowable public opinion yeah tom woods hey laney said laney's saying who he is right there 1.00

01:20:21.760 that's crazy yeah that's a call back to the tower gang episode that was actually really funny i

01:20:29.820 don't know who who that guy is um anyway yeah he does he does a cruise is it a carnival cruise

01:20:35.280 we're not at that point where we could pack out a royal caribbean no no we can't put it out to be

01:20:40.120 margarita it's fucking 6 000 people yeah yeah on that cruise ship no no no no but you can have 0.69

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01:20:50.180 gives a shit right and then the rest of the day everyone's just chilling that could be crying

01:20:54.340 crying because of the spirit of being on a cruise ship uh something to consider all right so as you 0.99

01:21:00.660 see my early life was chaotic i got into alcohol and drugs and stayed in that world for decades

01:21:05.520 at around age 30 i moved into a small house that nuns had once lived in uh before relocating next

01:21:12.920 door i was living a completely debauched life drinking taking ecstasy and cocaine and having

01:21:19.520 sex with many women uh the house seemed haunted when i was alone i constantly heard footsteps

01:21:26.280 going up and down the stairs to the point that i blocked my bedroom door with a bureau

01:21:30.820 a bureau a bureau is that did i do that right did i pronounce that right you say it i never 0.94

01:21:36.200 say bureau i'd say like cabinet but i would say like if i if i was a modicum stupider i would

01:21:42.560 have said burilla oh i blocked um one time while sitting alone on the couch downstairs i saw a head 0.59

01:21:57.300 floating about a foot from my face its lips were moving as if it were speaking but no sound came

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01:22:17.380 oh fuck what the fuck man this guy's life is crazy i told you when my aunt said uh after my 1.00

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01:22:50.780 and the edges of it were like almost like some sort of a jellyfish like it was aquatic 0.97

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01:23:03.900 it as it like went away from her still still with the edges kind of doing like a jellyfish motion 0.89

01:23:09.660 and keeping eye contact with her unbelievably sad and just backed away from her all the way

01:23:15.640 across the living room and into her open bedroom door and then into her bedroom 0.98

01:23:20.220 fuck that right that sounds horrific i actually don't like saying it it gave me a little spookies 0.87

01:23:26.500 but i said it man it's crazy as hell in 2004 my girlfriend and i moved to tampa oh hey you close 0.99

01:23:31.980 you right here and i landed right in the middle of the oxycodone epidemic don't come here man bro

01:23:36.640 you're on oxys uh you know matt hefner when within months i was heavily medicated with oxycodone

01:23:42.680 other painkillers and xanax my best friend was also a dealer so there was cocaine around constantly

01:23:48.300 i became zombified god damn bro in 2015 both of my parents were ill and needed help and i uh they

01:23:55.420 lived in tarpon springs yeah i know tarpon um tarpon is the the little greek town that their 0.98

01:24:03.120 number one export is just fucking uh sponge sponge what do you mean sponge sponge oh like if you go 0.72

01:24:10.140 there it's this really kind of quirky main street with wonderful greek restaurants and it's it is 0.98

01:24:16.660 really cool but like every storefront is just selling on the on the sidewalk sponges what do 0.98

01:24:22.620 you do with them fucking nothing at all scrub with them right they're well yeah i guess you 0.94

01:24:28.640 could scrub with them they are it's weird how sponge sea sponge just be just be sponges like 0.99

01:24:35.120 that's just what it is it's just sponge look at look go ahead look at a sea sponge yeah and it's

01:24:39.840 nice i don't know it's not much to it it's a it does look like a sponge bob's parents

01:24:44.540 you ever see spongebob's parents remember that episode what do we do with it that's what a sponge

01:24:48.300 looks like well i now that you say that what to do what to do with sponge you gotta rinse it you

01:24:56.360 gotta monitor for decay yeah it sounds like a lot maintain water quality avoid direct light 0.75

01:25:03.000 clean it regularly what the fuck does it do it's a sponge i think it's more like a fish

01:25:07.080 you take care of it no i i can't imagine that's the case because they're just in baskets on the 0.90

01:25:12.980 sidewalk like in the direct sun it's like a pet rock but a sponge it's an interesting place tarpon

01:25:18.080 is an interesting place uh so they live there i like it also it's right next to dunedin and

01:25:22.680 dunedin is actually very nice uh so i moved i they lived in tarpon springs so i moved in with

01:25:27.280 them these are about his parents who were ill by then i was deeply addicted and isolated from most

01:25:31.680 of my friends the internet became my main entertainment and i went down the new age path

01:25:36.140 looking for answers i was also listening obsessively to music that i believed was 0.95

01:25:42.060 affecting me spiritually damn so you went full homosexual i began feeling as if i was being 0.98

01:25:48.140 physically targeted sitting in my recliner i would feel what seemed like a magnetic force 0.99

01:25:53.300 going through my back yeah you're getting that back blown out homeboy with intense vibrations 1.00

01:25:59.660 and at the same time i was learning about kundalini damn you is gay it's crazy just 0.99

01:26:06.720 going full-blown full-blown homosexual we should call it gay age oh yeah because it is 0.99

01:26:11.800 yeah and i felt what i interpreted as a snake moving around my keister moving around my lower 1.00

01:26:17.960 spine yeah you're starting that's oh shit that's it man sounds like the beginnings of uh sleep 0.97

01:26:23.240 paralysis uh the snake moving around so there is this idea that in this kundalini process there is 0.99

01:26:28.040 a snake that like winds up your spine but like that's not good yeah that's not a good thing 0.97

01:26:34.920 um so you got the snake in your butt and they nailed it new gauge new gauge thank you z-man 0.95

01:26:43.500 shout out to ryan gable uh it felt physically real and frightened me but i kept going deeper 1.00

01:26:50.660 gay that let that snake get deep in you damn bro you're getting keister violated i started 0.99

01:26:57.120 practicing meditation and astral travel using hemi-sync binaural beats and other techniques 1.00

01:27:03.140 bro were you i got it this is not are you having uh sex with men 1.00

01:27:07.800 did you have sex with fake jesus was he a dragon 1.00

01:27:12.880 to kill her to kill her to kill her to kill her bro soinks 1.00

01:27:19.720 can't wait to see him dude so all right we're doing all this shit heavy syncing binaural beat 1.00

01:27:25.700 down other techniques between the drugs the headphones and the practices i began having 0.72

01:27:29.420 experiences that felt like leaving my body at first i only seemed to float around in the room

01:27:34.100 or the backyard that's just kind of funny to me around the room in the backyard uh then things

01:27:39.840 became darker one day while laying in my bed i saw impressions moving across the mattress as if

01:27:45.880 invisible hands or legs were approaching me yeah that's a problem uh i felt what seemed like a

01:27:52.240 sexual encounter with an unseen entity yep this is all checking out this is tracking you are

01:27:58.800 in the new gauge after that the welcome to the new gauge welcome to the new gauge

01:28:05.760 after that the astral experiences intensified dramatically one night with my large television

01:28:13.620 turned off in front of me i put my headphones on and felt as if i launched through the black screen

01:28:19.720 into outer space at first it was exhilarating i flew past stars and galaxies like i was on a

01:28:25.440 roller coaster okay i've done that before i had that i used to have that ability and then uh i

01:28:30.240 think god literally took that away because i don't know what came first either me stopping

01:28:35.920 smoking weed that stopped facilitating it or it just so happened that at the time i was kind of

01:28:41.800 keyed into the idea that you might have gifts that are not of god and i think it was because

01:28:46.760 i was listening to like something on a podcast or it could have been a conversation we had it's

01:28:50.040 probably a Merkle podcast. I asked God, like I said, if this is not of you, take this away.

01:28:54.800 And I've never been able to do it since. You tried? Yeah. Yeah. Because, you know,

01:29:00.920 it really isn't like a whole lot of effort. You close your eyes and you find a focal point.

01:29:06.020 And sometimes if you close your eyes, there's expanding and contrasting

01:29:09.880 blobular color, not really like super vivid color, but like.

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01:31:45.640 Not everything is the same even keel shade of black, in other words. 0.99

01:31:48.680 That's what Nick from the Colt Rejects said that he did. 0.99

01:31:53.400 That's interesting.

01:31:53.920 He fell into that, like this giant abyss.

01:31:56.120 You don't remember that?

01:31:56.960 I don't remember that.

01:31:58.100 But what he's talking about specifically,

01:31:59.440 flew past stars and galaxies like I was on a roller coaster.

01:32:02.380 exactly how i would describe what i was doing um and now i can't do it no more ahead of me was

01:32:07.440 something even darker than the surrounding space a giant black cube that's typically how that works

01:32:13.040 israel crazy um as i floated toward an open doorway in the cube a massive thunderous voice shook me

01:32:21.180 and said you shouldn't be here i was instantly thrown backward into my body after that the

01:32:27.640 paranormal activity in the apartment exploded i knew it was connected to what i had been doing

01:32:33.460 i tried reading the bible but whenever i opened it i felt completely drained and would pass out

01:32:38.220 on top of it that's crazy that's fucking wild oh hey uh i felt chased around the apartment sometimes 0.67

01:32:47.180 and fled to my vehicle to sleep there i would see giant spiders coming towards me yeah the giant 0.89

01:32:53.020 spiders giant shadow spiders are like part of the thing people talk a lot about shadow people

01:32:58.360 shadow spiders are also very very common uh my mother suffers from shadow spiders

01:33:03.580 these i've heard stories of people seeing like shadow spiders like crossing roads

01:33:08.440 oh that's interesting but uh like almost like a cryptid sighting is what the people seem like 0.99

01:33:13.780 they were seeing this is like anatomically correct spiders oh like they look like fucking 0.99

01:33:18.260 spiders a lot of times they're really big yeah fuck that uh yeah and my mom has arachnophobia 0.99

01:33:22.840 yeah so you know not good when i struck at them they seemed to puff into smoke so that's how 0.99

01:33:28.840 fucking real they look right at the same time my addiction was getting worse i was also huffing 0.75

01:33:33.840 huge amounts of computer duster i used to do that i used to huff a lot of duster called it 0.97

01:33:38.220 demon in a can because that's what it felt like to me dang to me it felt like um

01:33:42.680 like almost like uh a certain genre of music like womp womp womp womp womp like really really um

01:33:52.240 like trance trance yeah yeah yeah yeah something heavy like that like you would go to an edm

01:33:56.800 festival and have you know that kind of a music uh i used to do a lot of duster because when you

01:34:01.720 didn't have money for weed you would just steal duster when you did duster that's what music

01:34:06.260 would sound like to you just like it's what everything would uh sound like so i remember

01:34:11.380 the first time i did it which was quite accidental i was just a kid couldn't have been any older than

01:34:16.460 like 12 or 13 and my aunt had it for actually dusting off her keyboard and of course you're 0.97

01:34:24.100 spraying like it sprays air right so you're just like spraying all kinds of shit and then of course 0.99

01:34:27.840 you would like spray it in your face and then of course you would spray it in your mouth and then 0.98

01:34:32.100 I would discover that like if I tried to breathe it in it would make me cough so um I said to my

01:34:38.320 cousin like I bet you I could like breathe this in longer without coughing we're understanding 0.73

01:34:43.440 more about david so i just fucking i i took a bunch of it in and then i passed him the can 0.95

01:34:50.720 and he's like oh and he does it and in the time that he's doing it all of a sudden it hits me 0.96

01:34:54.820 and the computer tower typically just goes right just an electrical hum now when you're on duster 0.98

01:35:02.820 dog when you're on duster it's like like it's fucking like doing shit and i'm and i'm so my 0.98

01:35:10.940 aunt walks into the room and she finds a 12 year old and an 11 year old with a can of duster in 0.99

01:35:17.820 their hand and we're going like this like go to the camera but make it fucking we're both 0.97

01:35:21.800 we're just dancing to the fucking sound that the tower's making that's so fucking crazy what are 0.93

01:35:27.880 you doing and like snatches it and like you know the whole it was it was not good um but then later 0.98

01:35:32.860 on i would do it for recreational purposes that reminds me of that uh my favorite merkel story

01:35:37.440 shout out tony baloney tony baloney with the guys uh you know the desert cult oh hell yeah dude

01:35:42.820 desert portal desert portal cults and at the time of the transformation from the desert portal cult 0.95

01:35:48.600 uh from from a regular desert to when shit starts going crazy and the tents flying they invite the 0.76

01:35:53.800 djs and the twins yeah they're playing shit like that yeah and then people start to transform 100

01:35:59.040 it is trance inducing music and um and when you play it really loud the way that it vibrates to 0.97

01:36:05.820 your whole body because i've been at like uh i went to an edm thing once that's that's kind of

01:36:11.560 cruise ship and it's also super gay um but i repeat myself i remember like the spirits there

01:36:18.240 will help you find drugs let me tell you because i was looking for drugs and then i i literally

01:36:21.660 found twice twice in one event cocaine a lot of it and then i did all of it you found it like

01:36:32.180 you bought it or you found it no so i had molly and i was like oh yeah i'm gonna go to this thing

01:36:40.720 and like i'm gonna do this molly that i've been sitting on for a long time and i took it too early

01:36:45.560 and it wasn't a lot so a lot of it started to wear off by the time i got to the venue and once i get

01:36:49.940 to the venue i'm like man i like i get obsessed with this idea of finding drugs next thing you

01:36:55.420 know i pay for my ticket i walk to the side and i see a bag of cocaine i put my foot on it do the

01:37:02.320 old shoe tie and then i take the cocaine i put it in my sock i don't tell anybody that i'm with

01:37:06.880 because they would have freaked out and there's like drug dogs there but i just go i'm gonna walk

01:37:11.460 past the drug dogs and sure enough i walk past the drug dogs nothing happens so i get in they do 0.90

01:37:16.820 suck they're retarded i get in i do the drugs everything's cool it's not a lot of drugs now 0.92

01:37:21.140 the drugs are gone and i get obsessed with the idea of finding more drugs but i'm not actively 0.99

01:37:26.860 looking i mean i might glance around the floor but nothing like really how would you even begin 0.73

01:37:30.760 what are the chances i go to a fucking porter potty and i find like on the side of the porter 0.92

01:37:36.500 potty a zip of cocaine like i don't know how much cocaine was in this but i found enough that 0.99

01:37:42.780 somebody was like hundreds and hundreds of dollars worth of cocaine shit and then i take that and i 0.93

01:37:47.940 do almost all of it and i split some of my buddy and then what's even crazier is there's a drug 0.95

01:37:54.040 bus that happens at the porter potties that i was just at the porter potty is like one of 12 let's 0.90

01:37:58.660 say and after i get out of there and i'm like i gotta fuck more cocaine and i do a couple bumps 0.99

01:38:03.600 here a couple bumps there i look back and the fucking cops are just spat like spazzing on that 1.00

01:38:08.740 dragging bitches out arresting fucking white bitches everywhere and i'm just sitting there 1.00

01:38:13.220 with a fat sack of coke like something is there like something's there it'll help you find it 1.00

01:38:17.680 they say right schizophrenia demons yeah they'll help you find the thing like that's crazy you

01:38:25.400 know how crazy it is to find cocaine you know how crazy it is to find cocaine twice you know how

01:38:29.540 crazy it is to find that much cocaine or even found the lure bait and got away with how crazy 0.99

01:38:34.420 is that bro that shit could have been drywall i would have never i just did it all i had no idea 0.98

01:38:38.540 those weren't demons those were feds dog they were trying to arrest you very similar all right so um 0.99

01:38:43.140 uh he was doing duster my mom was desperate for me to stop doing duster uh during one

01:38:48.800 confrontation i took out a gun held it to my head good god and asked whether i should just do it

01:38:54.440 she challenged me all right mom uh thinking it might not even be real as i squeezed the trigger

01:39:01.500 i moved it away from my head and fired two rounds into the floor whoa we were in an apartment

01:39:07.940 so she called the police the police arrived with guns drawn saw the enormous number of

01:39:14.680 duster cans in my room and took me to pinellas county hey shout out pinellas you're right out

01:39:21.460 here um i was placed in a suicide risk solitary cell with essentially no privileges what was

01:39:27.900 supposed to be a short baker act detention became 15 days that's how it be sometimes they just

01:39:32.680 forget about you in there i was dope sick sleep deprived and seeing what i believe were

01:39:37.780 demons coming out of the floor after about six or seven days in solitary with almost no sleep

01:39:43.160 i finally cried out to god i would be interested in knowing six or seven days is a long time and

01:39:48.120 what did that look like yeah that's coming out of the floor what do you mean by that that's called 0.98

01:39:51.480 like fast like you were on a involuntary fast yeah shit damn i said jesus if you're real i need to 0.97

01:39:59.340 know i need you now otherwise i give up i was standing with almost no strength when i felt 0.99

01:40:05.120 warm arms cradle me and hold me up it was the moment i believe i was saved i still had

01:40:13.300 consequences to face yeah he did and i did not immediately straighten out my life i continued

01:40:18.520 using drugs and was arrested multiple times often after passing out in public bathrooms with 0.99

01:40:23.700 computer duster damn dog i mean couldn't you just not do it in public bathrooms shit man you know 0.99

01:40:30.380 how many blunts i've rolled in public bathrooms a lot uh my mom never gave up on me based after my 1.00

01:40:37.620 stepfather died she wanted to move back to maine and i agreed to take her i barely remember the

01:40:44.340 flight because i took the rest of my pills before boarding once we reached maine i no longer had a

01:40:50.100 connection for the painkillers although i was still using duster the problem is you can just 1.00

01:40:54.320 find that bitch at a Staples. Over time, I stopped the duster. I briefly used cannabis to get through 1.00

01:41:00.800 that period and then stopped that as well. I owe everything to Jesus. I have now been completely

01:41:06.060 sober for seven or eight years and I love it. I don't currently attend a church. I joke that I'm

01:41:11.640 not sure there's a church that could handle me, but I talk with Jesus all day long. I drive a taxi

01:41:17.600 now and I often drive people struggling with addiction to methadone or to the methadone clinic.

01:41:24.320 I preach to them and tell them what Jesus did for me.

01:41:27.220 That's so sick.

01:41:28.200 Like, it's like God put you in that position.

01:41:29.720 This is Ben of end of the world news.

01:41:31.060 Right?

01:41:32.260 There are many other details I could include,

01:41:35.380 but I've got to stop talking eventually.

01:41:37.520 God bless and protect you and your families.

01:41:40.000 Dude, that was a banger.

01:41:42.660 Yeah, that's a great story, man.

01:41:44.980 That was a great story.

01:41:46.100 A lot of these people came by.

01:41:49.080 Are what still a thing?

01:41:50.500 Taxis?

01:41:50.900 Taxis, yeah.

01:41:51.600 I saw one recently.

01:41:53.040 You know what's funny?

01:41:53.460 i saw a film in florida you saw a taxi not in florida no i mean if you go to the city they

01:41:58.220 still have yellow taxi yeah in new york it's a little different in new york i think like they

01:42:02.480 had some weird issues because they're ubers but they do exist um yeah what do they do this is

01:42:08.580 like definitely a sidebar here but um new york made it's like you got to pay like a hundred 0.84

01:42:12.560 grand to get a taxi medallion or some crazy shit like that then uber came in and fucked that whole

01:42:16.820 thing up and uh now they have like some restrictions on how many ubers can operate or some some shit 0.53

01:42:22.060 just to keep them alive because you used to have to get the badge if you wanted to expensive yeah

01:42:26.920 so i have this as a brief aside because we're talking about taxis and um i saw this i thought

01:42:32.020 it was pretty fascinating you want to bring that up on the screen this is uh from the movie it's a

01:42:37.060 it's a tom cruise movie i'll tell you what is in a second but check this out very funny look at the

01:42:40.820 writing on the taxi door hold on let's make that enhance nancy enhance goyim transit are you 0.64

01:42:53.600 fucking kidding me dude how crazy is that this is like a 80s film or something maybe an early 90s 0.86

01:42:58.980 film tom cruise cocktail oh 1988 cocktail it says right in the corner there and uh yep that's what 0.94

01:43:04.160 it says goyim uh transit which is very funny it's wild they were just using that i just saw recently

01:43:10.200 this might be a mandela effect to be honest i saw recently uh crash bandicoot game crash like you go

01:43:16.560 up to some uh mpc character you hit him and he goes lousy goyim oh yeah yeah yeah there's actually

01:43:21.220 two of those oh there's uh crusty the clown as well yep crusty the clown in whatever that is

01:43:26.780 that's the that's the yeah we have that drop um nancy all right timely um yeah i just thought 0.91

01:43:35.220 that was funny but also in crash bandicoot it's weird it's like the jews that are writing these 0.99

01:43:38.960 stories are like calling out for help yeah you know they're like weird we don't want to keep 0.99

01:43:43.560 doing this catch us oscar uh oh no it wasn't oscar elohim says look up that address yeah i

01:43:49.000 wonder what that is the address on the door there somebody look that up um i'm not gonna

01:43:53.900 all right so let's see what our next one was that was number two so or we'll do one more and we'll

01:44:00.560 get out of here i agree that sounds like all right whatever uh three four or six three four

01:44:06.400 or six six seven what do you guys think uh three four or six the next one we see is what we're

01:44:12.420 gonna pick uh reb says of course it's tom cruise guys come on you got to catch up to the time

01:44:19.900 stamp three four or six you know what let's do uh number three okay fine we'll do number three

01:44:27.360 okay so that's there we go that would have been the next one anyway what my baby mama's 1.00

01:44:32.040 hoe ass and treat. All right, perfect. Thank you, whoop my baby 1.00

01:44:35.700 hoe ass. Let's go ahead and pull that up. Boom. Here's our little 1.00

01:44:39.080 where are we at here? I'm all lost in the sauce. Okay, number

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01:45:43.220 I'm just cooking a delicious meal my family will actually eat, and it takes around 30 minutes.

01:45:48.300 And honestly, the real value is knowing that even on the busiest school nights, dinner's handled.

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01:47:22.280 ufos demons addiction and redemption i like the i like the little i say ufos

01:47:30.460 addiction near death bigfoot jesus dude let's go jesus bigfoot jesus all one word

01:47:35.980 all right let's do this all right so there's an editorial note on it they proof read it 0.57

01:47:43.260 they fix your shitty grammar yep main testimony and bonus encounters are retained below you know

01:47:49.160 what we should do from now on we should say include um what was wrong with this oh yeah so

01:47:54.240 we can always tell people like what was originally wrong with their thing i think that's great like

01:47:58.020 as far as like a punctuation and shit how many grammatical errors how many spelling errors like

01:48:02.940 yeah yeah tell us your opinion on this person yeah yeah yeah oh that'd be so funny tell us

01:48:07.540 that would be really fun though to be like this one had 52 uh punctuational errors and uh x amount

01:48:16.600 of run-on sentences no capital letters that would be very funny all right let's see story i was

01:48:23.820 raised in an evangelical household speaking in tongues casting out demons regular stuff at the

01:48:29.400 dinner table at dinner table topics growing up i learned biblical history before american history

01:48:34.780 by 17 i had a purity ring and actively raised money for mission trips purity ring is funny

01:48:41.400 Then, I saw a UFO. 0.98

01:48:44.580 Ah, now he's gay. 1.00

01:48:46.200 It was a legitimate flying saucer in broad daylight. 1.00

01:48:49.220 I was traveling with my older brother from Wisconsin to Missouri.

01:48:52.740 He was returning to college early, and I was going to visit during the dorm days.

01:48:56.760 We saw a shiny light about a mile away, and roughly a thousand feet in the sky.

01:49:02.620 Suddenly, it zoomed toward us, growing brighter until it was only a few hundred feet away.

01:49:07.840 Then the sky dimmed and I could see a shiny silver disc.

01:49:11.440 A classic flying saucer.

01:49:14.140 It began keeping pace with our vehicle.

01:49:16.400 My brother panicked and accelerated past 100 miles an hour.

01:49:19.620 And the object gave chase. 0.99

01:49:21.040 That's fucking terrifying. 0.98

01:49:22.800 Yeah, dude. 1.00

01:49:23.140 I mean, just imagine you're so scared that you're going 100 and it's still fucking there, bro. 0.98

01:49:28.620 Very easily, too. 0.99

01:49:29.600 I'd be like, my brother is going to kill us. 0.98

01:49:31.440 We're going to crash his car and we're going to die.

01:49:33.120 At first, it stayed directly outside my window, barely above the tree line.

01:49:37.460 Then it shot toward the horizon, reversed, and came straight back to us so fast that I thought it would hit us head on.

01:49:43.380 My brother slammed on the brakes.

01:49:45.180 I smashed into the dashboard, and when I looked up, the disc turned on its side, hovered briefly, and shot straight upward. 0.99

01:49:51.720 Damn. 0.98

01:49:52.580 We sat bewildered in the highway until a semi nearly hit us. 0.99

01:49:56.860 We drove the remaining five hours in silence, and my brother still refuses to talk about it. 0.90

01:50:01.760 damn that's kind of crazy i don't understand why um some people just shut down on this kind of 0.99

01:50:07.340 shit and it's very annoying it is very annoying like dude fucking say what you want to say 1.00

01:50:11.120 nothing's gonna happen if you talk about it you gay bitch shout out to your brother maybe something 1.00

01:50:17.000 will happen but still like what are you just gonna fucking live in the quiet maybe you're 1.00

01:50:20.880 right maybe something will happen but yeah i just feel like um it'd be better if it did happen 0.85

01:50:24.700 i mean that's fear you're afraid to talk about it yeah you don't want to bring it up because

01:50:30.180 when you bring it up something happens maybe that's what happened the more he's thought about

01:50:34.940 it or brought it up something's something has happened well you got to deal with it because 1.00

01:50:37.840 it's still there could be yeah you should be able to fucking talk talk about it quit being a faggot 1.00

01:50:42.240 yeah this guy's brother hit your brother up let him know what we said black brother black brother 1.00

01:50:47.320 black brother brother black juice that experience opened a doorway for me i became obsessed with

01:50:53.740 ufos and anything paranormal yeah that's the reasonable thing to do is become totally obsessed

01:50:59.340 Yeah, but again, looking at it at the wrong angle, you can alberino yourself.

01:51:03.620 I started seeing lights in the sky constantly and eventually tried communicating with them.

01:51:07.500 I'd say, I see you.

01:51:09.660 And sometimes a light would flicker or change color.

01:51:12.060 Then I began seeing stars that seemed to keep pace with vehicles I was riding in.

01:51:16.760 I became paranoid enough that I asked other people to confirm what I was seeing.

01:51:21.500 I see stars like that, too.

01:51:23.300 They like blink and turn different colors.

01:51:24.980 They're not planes.

01:51:27.880 Yeah, I don't know what they are.

01:51:29.320 or planets i don't know what the fuck a star even is anyway um reb says i went to a puerto rican

01:51:35.120 barber you know i i'm pretty sure he is puerto rican his name is lewis and he's definitely 0.76

01:51:40.120 hispanic could well be uh puerto rican so good eye reb you tell by your cut i just need like you 0.99

01:51:47.360 can't if you can't do a fade i can't fuck with you and i can't do process of elimination with 1.00

01:51:52.260 every old white guy out here oh no i can't do the old what they don't understand they don't know 1.00

01:51:55.740 what the fuck they're doing so i gotta go i go you puerto rican cut my hair i gotta go to matt's 0.99

01:52:01.060 barber uh oh they're black aren't they i don't know i think it's spanish around 18 while i was 0.99

01:52:07.260 deep diving ufos and ancient aliens i came home and found my mother crying alone my father had 0.99

01:52:12.420 been arrested for molesting my younger sister when she was four what the fuck he admitted it 0.97

01:52:18.600 and eventually was sentenced to 10 years in prison. 0.99

01:52:20.880 Holy.

01:52:22.540 My brain broke the situation down like this.

01:52:27.040 Dad was a hero.

01:52:28.540 Dad was a hardcore Christian. 0.99

01:52:30.700 Dad was a child molester. 0.99

01:52:32.900 Dad claimed to love God. 0.98

01:52:35.200 So in my anger, I concluded, 1.00

01:52:37.320 screw God, screw Christians, 1.00

01:52:39.260 and I'd kill my father when he got out. 1.00

01:52:41.340 It's very reasonable. 1.00

01:52:42.900 I hated God.

01:52:44.480 Yeah, I mean, I get it, dude.

01:52:47.000 Ugh.

01:52:49.240 Yikes.

01:52:51.100 I went deeper into trying to mind-speak with the UFOs,

01:52:54.700 intentionally projecting come to me.

01:52:56.840 More lights appeared.

01:52:57.900 They blinked, changed colors, and formed patterns.

01:53:01.260 I began getting warm feelings from them and became obsessed.

01:53:04.760 I started experimenting with blood rituals

01:53:06.520 that seemed to come into my mind without anyone teaching me. 1.00

01:53:10.180 I fell into the belief that the Anunnaki made humanity. 1.00

01:53:12.840 I also developed compulsive sensations that I had to go somewhere 1.00

01:53:16.360 or leave money or objects in specific places that is fascinating oh that's so fascinating

01:53:22.900 compulsive uh sensations right and so so much of this he's doing actual things like i don't even

01:53:30.360 just mean within the sense of witchcraft like leading a totem behind right but it's like

01:53:33.420 they invert god's will so god uh wants to work through you right you're a living sacrifice for

01:53:40.140 god's will so the holy spirit will come upon you and inspire you to do a thing and you don't know

01:53:45.420 why you're just being obedient to god cocaine in the bathroom usually it's like go check on this

01:53:50.120 person or some shit but i mean in this particular instance it's very much the same mo but it's a 0.82

01:53:55.620 totally different spirit so when he is suddenly inspired to start doing blood rituals that seem 0.97

01:54:00.480 to come to mind without anyone teaching him like you're damn right dude you're you're channeling 0.99

01:54:05.160 this right something is moving through you and inspiring you to do this if i was a fuck if i was 0.99

01:54:09.420 a demon right i would be pretty mad if a couple of retards pointed at me and said well that's an 0.99

01:54:16.280 alien if i was an alien i'd be pretty mad if a couple of retards pointed at me and said that's 1.00

01:54:19.860 a demon right and it's just odd that you're looking at ufos becoming obsessed with them 0.99

01:54:24.800 and you're doing blood rituals yeah that whatever comes to your own mind blood rituals 0.99

01:54:31.040 it's all this stuff is so mixed up but we're but we're dumb faggots when we say it's the 0.98

01:54:36.480 same phenomenon well you didn't bring your receipts your spiritual receipts eventually 0.98

01:54:40.560 something about the entire ufo phenomenon began to feel evil i had rejected christianity as fairy

01:54:46.100 tales but i still thought logically if evil exists then the opposite must exist too so i

01:54:51.300 started projecting the name of jesus toward the ufos the response was immediate and dramatic oh

01:54:56.900 wow i would feel dread and fear the lights would flicker sometimes change red and fleet

01:55:01.920 then my mind would be bombarded with intensely anti-Jesus thoughts okay i'm just i'm getting a

01:55:07.680 little bit frustrated not at him but just like every time we talk about this somebody thinks

01:55:12.660 that we're dealing with no information or we're just backwards christians who call everything 1.00

01:55:18.560 demonic it's like no you dumb fucking faggots there's an immense data set that points to this 1.00

01:55:24.900 and this is one drop in a bucket that is thousands of other people's testimonies 1.00

01:55:29.580 and the idea that this guy would get in the new age get obsessed with ufos and then all of a

01:55:34.340 sudden turn this corner and start evoking the name of jesus christ and watching it have an impact

01:55:39.660 or that he would have these impressions to suddenly do bloodletting rituals and and but 0.98

01:55:45.620 we're we're fucking retards for saying there's a core like it does make me want to strangle people 0.97

01:55:50.360 it kind of does like i know you get mad about your things and you think the things i get mad 0.99

01:55:53.760 about are are weird and i and i can see because it is a dramatic reaction that i have sometimes

01:55:59.500 But it legitimately makes you want to choke somebody because this thing is constantly ridiculed.

01:56:05.780 If you say like this phenomenon is demonic or it's the same phenomenon or what have you, it's like seen as reductive.

01:56:12.520 Like we're not dealing with any information.

01:56:14.720 You're just saying this because you're Christian and you don't know how to fit the complexity of the universe into a Christian worldview. 0.87

01:56:21.020 So you're forcing it to. 1.00

01:56:22.480 It's like, no, you dumb bitch. 1.00

01:56:23.680 actually there is a never ending uh uh flow of information that when you remain objective and 1.00

01:56:30.820 look at it you you ask why on earth is this guy doing bloodletting rituals why on earth are these 0.99

01:56:36.200 things reacting negatively to jesus christ um because of the same fucking phenomenon oh my 0.98

01:56:42.100 god one night about 3 a.m he says good god that they flee but then uh when they do flee he doesn't 0.93

01:56:48.660 follow up so then he's bombarded with anti-Jesus thoughts kind of funny one night around 3 a.m i

01:56:55.380 prayed over my town and home declaring the territory belonged to god and rebuking those

01:56:59.900 principalities when i finished i watched what looked like hundreds of stars leave the sky

01:57:04.740 i was astonished by the way he does say because we skipped over it um one sentence before that

01:57:09.540 that's when i became convinced i wasn't dealing with extraterrestrials i believed i was dealing

01:57:13.060 with the spiritual wickedness

01:57:15.200 principalities of the air.

01:57:17.340 Right.

01:57:17.960 Yeah, that's actually

01:57:18.700 a pretty important part

01:57:19.920 because I'm like,

01:57:20.440 hey, you just jumped

01:57:21.020 to praying against these things.

01:57:23.880 Based.

01:57:24.520 Pretty based.

01:57:25.740 This sounds like, you know,

01:57:26.820 Seth Kicklighter's sort of path.

01:57:29.700 This is the way people go.

01:57:32.380 So that should have been

01:57:33.960 where I stopped.

01:57:35.220 Praise God and went to sleep,

01:57:36.420 but I didn't.

01:57:37.500 I became proud.

01:57:38.360 I felt powerful,

01:57:39.120 even God-like,

01:57:39.960 and challenged the entities directly.

01:57:42.220 I essentially dared any watchers to come suffer the fate,

01:57:45.320 the same fate as the others I believed had fled at God's name. 1.00

01:57:49.280 That was stupid. 1.00

01:57:50.080 Don't do that. 1.00

01:57:51.320 Praise God and go to sleep.

01:57:53.260 Yeah, man.

01:57:53.960 Vengeance is the Lord's, right?

01:57:55.260 Do not provoke.

01:57:58.360 Don't seek this stuff.

01:57:59.300 That's why I'm like, yeah, I'm like,

01:58:00.400 I'm not going to go bother with these witches.

01:58:02.180 Why would you provoke them? 0.98

01:58:03.360 What, you don't want to go to Bulletproof Wolf Ranch

01:58:06.220 or whatever the hell it was or that?

01:58:07.600 Oh, yeah.

01:58:08.180 We almost went there.

01:58:08.980 We almost went there.

01:58:09.580 And then I had a weird dream.

01:58:11.160 And I was like, I don't think we should go there. 0.97

01:58:13.320 And then they all got radioactive ass cancer or something like that. 0.94

01:58:15.940 I don't remember how it went. 0.99

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02:00:47.960 that same night i experienced sleep paralysis for the first time for nearly two years i experienced

02:00:53.320 nightly attacks that I interpreted as demonic sexual assaults. Damn. I suffered in silence 0.99

02:00:58.860 and shame. Around the same period, old friends came back to my life. Friends already addicted

02:01:04.280 to meth and heroin. Drinking led to weed. Weed led to painkillers. Painkillers led to coke,

02:01:09.980 meth, and heroin. I became addicted for the next two years. Jeez, man. Whoa.

02:01:15.600 my girlfriend was also addicted 0.96

02:01:19.240 she became pregnant

02:01:21.340 and overdosed on fentanyl at 6 months

02:01:23.440 requiring multiple doses of Narcan

02:01:25.500 and by the grace of God

02:01:26.500 our daughter was born healthy but CPS became involved

02:01:29.500 and took custody

02:01:30.240 I was in jail at the time with 7 felony charges

02:01:33.700 involving drugs

02:01:34.620 and bail jumping 1.00

02:01:36.260 man dangerous retards are a fucking 1.00

02:01:38.640 loose cannon 1.00

02:01:40.400 this is who it is

02:01:41.320 this is who they are

02:01:43.860 yep so every time somebody's in the comments and they're like you you're swearing somebody told me

02:01:49.460 the other day uh like yeah they're swearing raven should cover up his tattoos uh or else he might

02:01:55.420 cause someone to stumble and i'm like you gotta go it's not for you you gotta go this this is the

02:02:01.360 person that it's for the who's not thinking about you know uh swearing or tattoos they're so far

02:02:08.680 off the reservation that that's not even a concern of theirs at all they're like yeah these things

02:02:14.060 are demons actually these things in the sky that are you know making me uh you know get sexually

02:02:19.500 assaulted in the night i don't think they care about curses i don't think they care about uh

02:02:24.260 swear words i don't think they care about tattoos and you know what to the people to the person that

02:02:29.500 might be watching this that is a normie there's a lot more of them than there are you i think that's 0.99

02:02:34.320 absolutely true and uh yeah move along that's it so his kid gets taken into cps this fucking 0.99

02:02:44.480 sucks dude after i got out my girlfriend became pregnant again he's this guy squirting uh when 0.99

02:02:51.420 cps became involved cps became involved again i decided i couldn't bear losing another child 0.99

02:02:56.400 so i planned to end my life my god one day with the house empty i went to the back porch and cut 0.99

02:03:02.880 both wrists as i finished the second arm i heard someone say what the fuck bro it was lucas one of 0.99

02:03:09.360 my oldest friends from elementary school and my only christian friend he had randomly stopped by 0.90

02:03:14.200 saw my truck and got no answer at the door so he walked around the back and at that exact moment i

02:03:19.180 was cutting myself i almost lost consciousness from blood loss but lucas got me to the emergency

02:03:24.640 room where doctors told me if he had arrived only moments later i would have died that night in the

02:03:30.600 hospital, I raged at God. I begged him to take me and blamed him for what had happened. Then it hit

02:03:36.580 me. I did it to myself. I realized I had participated in the rituals of Christianity

02:03:42.360 without following Jesus. Yep. That's what I was getting at when I said, it's interesting you use 0.95

02:03:48.560 his name. They fled, but it didn't matter because they realized you weren't serious. They came back.

02:03:52.700 Yep. That's that thing when you cast the thing out, but you don't clean the house and you don't

02:03:56.080 Fill it with the right spirit, it comes back, yep.

02:03:58.340 I knew who Jesus was, but I didn't know him.

02:04:01.980 Then I understood that he had been there the entire time.

02:04:05.180 He'd never left.

02:04:06.320 I had left him.

02:04:07.840 I cried and asked God for forgiveness.

02:04:10.380 In frustration, I finally asked, what's the point of all this?

02:04:13.920 I looked out the hospital window and a cross on a church across the street suddenly lit up for the morning.

02:04:18.880 I became transfixed on it and felt God tell me, my son, that cross is the point.

02:04:24.780 that's always been the point and that will always be the point then i heard forgive your father 0.98

02:04:31.800 shit man that's crazy this is probably a five star it is a five star it's with it yep even the uh 0.98

02:04:40.840 even neffy i don't know neffy says it's a five star so it must be he's right i cried myself to 0.99

02:04:46.440 sleep while asleep i experienced another attack this time when the entity tried to pin me down

02:04:51.860 I ignited in white fire and screamed.

02:04:56.820 Huh. 1.00

02:04:57.840 I remember saying, oh, you're fucked now before it disintegrated. 1.00

02:05:02.700 Oh, it ignited in white fire and it screamed. 0.99

02:05:06.600 I'm sorry.

02:05:07.940 I saw Jesus.

02:05:08.960 His face appeared as white light with white robes.

02:05:11.840 And I felt the overwhelming love.

02:05:14.280 Then I heard vengeance is mine.

02:05:17.100 Dude, that's what I said, right?

02:05:18.040 Because you're trying to, you're provoking entities, like, daring them to come.

02:05:22.260 And it's like, no, that's not for you.

02:05:23.800 Yeah.

02:05:24.100 That's for the Lord.

02:05:26.060 I'm writing that down.

02:05:28.940 Vengeance is mine.

02:05:30.660 No, no, no.

02:05:32.200 Not that.

02:05:33.220 The correct quote.

02:05:34.700 But it's crazy to have it said backwards, have it said back to you from the first person.

02:05:41.840 I was just telling Matt on the last straight Bible that, like, I was reading the end of John.

02:05:47.180 And the last verse, John says like, like, yeah, you know, Jesus said a lot of stuff in all of these gospels.

02:05:53.400 But like, there's so much more that he said that it would fill all the libraries in the world and that he said and did.

02:05:59.820 Sure. 0.99

02:06:00.260 I'm just like, we know very little about any of this shit. 0.99

02:06:02.620 Yeah. 0.99

02:06:03.300 We know what we need to know.

02:06:05.460 Yep.

02:06:05.680 Need to know basis.

02:06:06.500 And it's still a lot.

02:06:07.440 So when people like, do you think you have it all figured out?

02:06:10.240 I was like, not even close, dude.

02:06:12.660 The next morning, I checked myself into a 30 day inpatient rehab program.

02:06:17.160 During withdrawal, I had a terrifying dream.

02:06:19.280 I was on a bus full of meth addicts driven by a black shadow.

02:06:22.500 We arrived in a wasteland one by one.

02:06:24.940 Passengers stepped out of the bus and burst into flames.

02:06:28.260 Their bodies burned to the bone, regenerated and burned again.

02:06:32.280 And when it was my turn, I felt the fire and I knew with absolute certainty that it's what I deserved.

02:06:38.540 Then everything froze.

02:06:40.040 The pain stopped and I felt a loving embrace.

02:06:42.440 I heard God say, this is the wages of meth.

02:06:46.560 That's kind of crazy.

02:06:48.840 Another banger.

02:06:49.960 This is the wages of meth.

02:06:52.820 I woke up screaming at 3 a.m.

02:06:55.180 with my foot still feeling hot.

02:06:57.780 The dream caused such a scene

02:06:59.080 that the rehab group held an emergency session.

02:07:02.040 I told everyone what happened.

02:07:04.100 The normal schedule was canceled

02:07:05.600 and we went to church for prayer.

02:07:07.220 Oh, wow.

02:07:08.320 During the prayer sessions,

02:07:09.620 two people began behaving in ways

02:07:10.980 we interpreted as demonic manifestations.

02:07:14.120 We prayed over them in Jesus' name

02:07:16.060 until they calmed down. The group kept attending that church for the next couple of weeks.

02:07:21.800 After rehab, I fought for custody for my kids. I completed everything CPS required and my case

02:07:27.540 worker even advocated to the judge on my behalf. I eventually received full custody of both children.

02:07:33.520 That's awesome. That is awesome. During this period, my sister forgave my father. Wow.

02:07:39.380 We learned that he himself had been repeatedly sexually abused as a child,

02:07:43.080 And that didn't erase what he did, but it helped me understand the generational cycle.

02:07:48.240 He sought repentance and forgiveness, served a 10-year sentence, and spent years estranged from the family.

02:07:54.520 Eventually, I forgave him too.

02:07:57.000 Today, I speak with him regularly.

02:07:59.040 Wow. Wow.

02:08:00.460 On September 15th, I'll be six years sober.

02:08:03.940 On September 14th is my birthday.

02:08:05.620 Hey, check that out. 0.95

02:08:07.280 Fucking cool, man. 0.97

02:08:07.840 Right around the corner. 0.97

02:08:08.400 i have full custody of both my children and i kneel before god every night christ is king 0.97

02:08:14.340 fuck yeah man whoa that's a great story is he in the chat blabbed i've seen blab juice before but 0.98

02:08:22.460 like these people fucking crush dude yeah yeah these are people that i want to uh meet at a 0.99

02:08:30.880 brohemian grove it almost i almost feel bad be like hey come to my event pay this money and 0.98

02:08:34.200 but it's like how else will we will we meet people like this but that's so like i said just going

02:08:39.960 back to those people that say this or say that you're not christian you behave this way you 0.99

02:08:44.900 behave that way i don't want to talk to them yeah i want to talk to these yeah i don't give a fuck 0.96

02:08:50.000 about these people i'm trying to figure out how to so here's the here's the uh the path you got 0.97

02:08:56.200 to find a bunch of these people way more of these people they got to listen to the show they don't

02:08:59.980 have to pay us but if they listen then we then we make money from listening and eventually if

02:09:05.080 we can get this to like to a point like of doing a thing uh renting out a place and just like

02:09:10.800 literally handpicking some of these people a hundred of them if they could make it down here

02:09:15.960 well i mean so we have a thing going on i don't know if this happened while you were away but we

02:09:21.280 have somebody named um blue who was uh it's my boy blue yeah he's a big contributor in the discord

02:09:29.220 uh bible study and he was struggling with addiction and he had a court mandated um

02:09:35.840 what do you call it rehab visit and before it came up he kind of had this this thing in his

02:09:42.820 heart happen where he feels like this is the lord's plan for him and so he went to this rehab

02:09:48.060 um you know with with the intention of like doing god's will getting better and coming out

02:09:52.980 and being a better husband being a better uh parent a better father and i actually posted

02:09:58.880 in the patreon because his wife is using his discord handle her name is tiffany and she's

02:10:03.560 great and she's a big member of the community and so i i said if anybody can help her because

02:10:07.560 for the next three months he's going to be you know in rehab um but blue was there for a lot

02:10:15.900 of people in the chat who are also struggling with addiction and now when he comes out on the

02:10:21.400 discord there's a channel for people who are struggling with addiction blue's gonna steer it

02:10:26.180 run it and sort of head it which is great so we have this guy who's going through it right now and

02:10:32.580 and the listeners are praying for him and people have been sending his wife money to take care of

02:10:37.020 the kids so the community's really banded together to take care of this you know this woman for the

02:10:41.260 next few months and then when he comes out not only is he um i'm sure he's gonna be pumped because

02:10:47.140 of that but he's going to be able to help people who have gone through things that that he's gone

02:10:53.220 through so it's like you know once again when people come along and they go you know you guys

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02:13:39.980 this is producing such fruit um that i can't even be bothered with that stuff man someone

02:13:49.140 say strange fruit hanging from the poppy trees um man all right we got some bonus there's more

02:13:53.680 bonus there's a couple of stories let's hear some bonus stuff yeah i mean yeah i gotta read these

02:13:57.820 Sorry.

02:13:58.680 Music back up.

02:14:01.820 Bonus.

02:14:02.400 Rehab UFO.

02:14:03.900 At rehab, I told the group my UFO stories.

02:14:06.440 Was that the same story?

02:14:07.940 He saw the UFO when he was a kid, became obsessed with UFOs?

02:14:10.680 That was the story of his life. 0.99

02:14:11.660 It was like a fucking lifetime ago. 0.99

02:14:12.680 Yeah, yeah. 0.99

02:14:13.540 Man.

02:14:15.120 What was the artwork for this?

02:14:16.720 Hold on.

02:14:17.060 I don't remember.

02:14:19.600 Yeah, I guess that works.

02:14:20.740 Yeah.

02:14:21.440 Yeah, all right.

02:14:22.780 Oh, yeah.

02:14:23.160 We still have Bigfoot. 1.00

02:14:24.700 Fuck, yeah. 1.00

02:14:25.320 That sounds like there was a Bigfoot on here. 1.00

02:14:26.720 Yeah.

02:14:27.820 He told the UFO stories.

02:14:29.460 One night, 23 of us sat around a campfire.

02:14:32.700 Some guys asked how I used to call UFOs.

02:14:35.520 Without repeating the darker ritual elements, I mentally projected.

02:14:39.720 Give me a show.

02:14:41.120 Within seconds, we saw an enormous multicolored object streak slowly through the clouds.

02:14:46.960 It looked prism-like, bright enough to illuminate and change the colors of the clouds.

02:14:53.420 Wow.

02:14:54.000 23 people saw it with me.

02:14:55.300 several declined it the next day though

02:14:58.040 that's interesting so

02:15:00.020 yeah I mean it moves

02:15:02.180 through the clouds and it's multicolored

02:15:04.340 and it's so bright that it illuminates

02:15:06.260 the clouds around it I like the fact that

02:15:08.300 like it's very clearly there 23 people

02:15:10.260 saw it and then many of them were like 0.99

02:15:12.300 no no no I didn't see shit people 0.99

02:15:14.160 man I don't understand that 1.00

02:15:16.240 shit you know whatever how many 1.00

02:15:18.160 people saw Jesus do shit and still 1.00

02:15:20.080 walked away probably walked away the next day they're like nah 1.00

02:15:22.100 I don't see that man

02:15:24.240 talk about like the hardness of

02:15:28.700 hardness of the heart 0.90

02:15:30.060 it's sucked to be people like that but

02:15:32.380 by the way this next story is just like these 0.95

02:15:34.620 things you know who are people like that

02:15:36.380 people that say you need to remove your tattoos

02:15:38.760 are people like that that would see

02:15:40.640 a thing and go no no

02:15:42.300 simply no didn't like that

02:15:44.320 fragile they're fragile people

02:15:46.340 yeah I have no

02:15:48.280 and that's the thing about like the dangerous 1.00

02:15:50.640 retard sturdy 1.00

02:15:52.580 hardy fucking people dude like these are not fragile people thick these are sturdy motherfuckers 1.00

02:15:58.280 like they're not fragile no no they're not it's good it's definitely not fragile they're definitely 0.99

02:16:03.240 not fragile nothing nothing shakes them yeah it's great yeah when they when they were all here it's

02:16:07.400 like these are people that i've worked with before yeah these are hardy people yeah yeah 0.66

02:16:11.440 on june 17th 2011 yeah these are people that i did like fucking demolition in a house with before 0.77

02:16:17.300 100% or at least the type 0.98

02:16:20.100 people I fucking smoked crack with 1.00

02:16:22.140 before you know that kind of shit it's weird 0.99

02:16:23.940 because like with those people I never 0.99

02:16:26.180 like they hung out

02:16:27.880 I never really hung out with them after because they're doing 0.96

02:16:29.920 wild shit and I was like I don't fit in that way

02:16:32.040 but as far as like the things we're doing 0.99

02:16:34.060 yeah I'm like this yeah like 0.94

02:16:35.760 doing hard shit I like that 0.98

02:16:37.760 I was just always out of the extracurricular 0.99

02:16:40.100 shit it's probably a good thing to skip out on 0.99

02:16:41.760 there's a type there's a type though 0.99

02:16:44.080 yeah yeah there is

02:16:45.940 Man.

02:16:46.580 All right.

02:16:46.720 On June 17, 2011, I was working in a construction job on Oneida Indian Reservation in upstate New York.

02:16:55.100 What is that?

02:16:56.340 Oneida.

02:16:56.860 I don't know how to say these names.

02:16:58.860 Oneida.

02:17:00.100 Oneida.

02:17:00.840 You know, Nancy never looked up the arroyo for us, but whatever.

02:17:04.960 Oh, yeah.

02:17:05.260 That's right.

02:17:05.840 Roughly 20 or the jester court.

02:17:10.540 Oh, yeah.

02:17:10.880 Never looked any of that.

02:17:11.740 It's fine, Nancy.

02:17:12.300 Just chill.

02:17:12.680 I can't hear her. 0.86

02:17:15.540 microphones. Oh, it's right there.

02:17:18.360 Hold on.

02:17:20.160 Why does she sound like she's not using 1.00

02:17:21.800 the expensive microphone in your face that we got her? 0.83

02:17:24.600 It's crazy. Is it low?

02:17:26.640 Oh, it's just like dog shit, mostly. 1.00

02:17:29.080 Is this better? 1.00

02:17:30.920 Yeah, you gotta usually talk

02:17:32.140 into it. What is this?

02:17:35.180 Royal Order of

02:17:36.200 the Gestures.

02:17:37.760 Yeah, in their, I guess, motto, 0.82

02:17:40.340 Mirth is king.

02:17:43.080 Mirth? Oh,

02:17:44.020 Mirth. Why do I know that name?

02:17:46.580 Mirth? It's the guy from

02:17:47.900 Revenge of the Sith. 0.97

02:17:50.020 That's funny. Interesting.

02:17:51.840 Alright.

02:17:54.540 It's weird.

02:17:55.540 It's weird.

02:17:56.300 Alright.

02:17:58.660 Alright, stop chiming in. You sound like crap. 1.00

02:18:01.000 Bonus Bigfoot. 1.00

02:18:02.820 We're there.

02:18:03.880 What does he say here?

02:18:06.000 Around 2am I was unloading a semi-trailer

02:18:08.300 with a forklift. One

02:18:09.960 worker suddenly ran past me screaming,

02:18:11.980 Run! Fucking run! 1.00

02:18:12.900 I eventually saw a huge, pitch-black, man-shaped figure lower itself from the top of the semi-trailer. 1.00

02:18:19.640 Oh, shit. 0.99

02:18:20.340 It appeared roughly nine feet tall and had extraordinary vertical reach. 1.00

02:18:24.060 I jumped off the forklift so fast that I dislocated my kneecap and still ran inside. 0.99

02:18:28.880 Damn. 0.98

02:18:29.640 Later, a local native contractor simply told us, 1.00

02:18:32.860 you gotta wait till the sun comes out.

02:18:34.520 Strange things happen in the dark.

02:18:37.000 Nobody in the crew wanted to work nights after that.

02:18:39.680 The hell, dude.

02:18:40.940 That's not what I was saying.

02:18:41.960 like these things like they're definitely following him oh yeah yeah yeah was you you

02:18:47.460 have you've actually called some of them in oh yeah he kind of did that uh but i was listening

02:18:51.780 to um as a retired police officer on on uh tony baloney's show and he was talking how

02:19:00.100 and he's you know he's a guy that like sees dogman a lot he's in the land between the lakes

02:19:05.680 right yeah so um but he says like these things you know his stories and it's like there's something

02:19:13.280 something just wrong like there's something beyond just this big like monkey in the woods

02:19:16.980 there's something spiritual and also fucking terrifying about them um and some people have

02:19:22.740 like nice experiences but they were kind of speculating as to whether or not that's just a

02:19:27.500 way to get you consenting interacting letting your guard down because this guy popular well this guy

02:19:34.660 had a long stretch of positive interactions and then shit just went south when he brought other

02:19:39.920 people to the site where he reliably was having these interactions and it everything got incredibly 0.87

02:19:44.760 terrifying so um but yeah this phenomenon of ufos and demonic encounters and then like bigfoot

02:19:50.680 that's like the one that nobody wants to talk about too much we don't talk about it too much

02:19:54.080 on this show um but then like here's an instance of it it's like yeah it all runs in the same

02:19:58.720 because it's the same it's just arms of the same tentacles of the same uh phenomenon yeah so james

02:20:03.920 We asked James about it, and he was like,

02:20:05.600 I don't even want to talk about that player.

02:20:07.120 Yeah.

02:20:07.560 We won't talk about it.

02:20:08.760 My bad for bringing it up.

02:20:10.660 Very good.

02:20:15.600 I would never say that.

02:20:18.040 When I was 13, I babysat four neighbor boys.

02:20:22.180 The 11-year-old and I were playing video games in the basement

02:20:24.520 when he asked if I'd ever seen the red-eyed monster.

02:20:27.580 He said it lived in the laundry room

02:20:29.360 and warned that if we scared it away, it would hurt his brothers.

02:20:32.460 he turned off the lights

02:20:34.300 opened the laundry room door

02:20:36.020 and whispered into the darkness

02:20:37.780 then I saw two red eyes

02:20:41.020 about six feet off the floor

02:20:42.280 staring at me 1.00

02:20:43.360 I would have beat that kid's ass 1.00

02:20:46.960 I've seen this thing 1.00

02:20:48.120 at the Amy's house

02:20:49.840 in the doorway

02:20:51.340 and you can't see it

02:20:52.720 you see the red eyes

02:20:53.540 I saw the silhouette of whatever it was 0.89

02:20:55.520 anyway Blab Juice panics and yells 1.00

02:20:58.120 Jesus 0.94

02:20:58.560 Jesus help me

02:21:01.380 what is uh yeah yeah yeah 0.95

02:21:04.980 it's time to get fucking dinged where is it 0.95

02:21:07.200 yeah I know we can't stop 0.98

02:21:08.300 all right that's enough of that 1.00

02:21:17.600 every time we do that we have to pay her money

02:21:21.480 music back on thanks Nancy

02:21:24.600 all right so he screamed uh

02:21:26.620 Jesus the door slammed hard enough

02:21:29.380 to knock the boy into me 0.99

02:21:31.040 Oh, damn. 1.00

02:21:32.200 He screamed that the thing would hurt his brothers, 1.00

02:21:34.180 and immediately the younger boys upstairs began screaming. 1.00

02:21:37.200 Oh, shit. 1.00

02:21:38.480 What the hell? 1.00

02:21:39.580 This guy's a good storyteller, man. 0.87

02:21:41.340 Yeah.

02:21:42.180 Not even a bad one.

02:21:43.340 AI might have cleaned it up.

02:21:45.820 Cleaned it up a little bit.

02:21:46.660 Get the gist of the story.

02:21:48.600 Man.

02:21:49.480 The parents arrived home almost at the same exact moment.

02:21:52.460 The boys were crying in the living room,

02:21:54.620 and the parents acted strangely calm,

02:21:57.100 paid me, and sent me home.

02:21:58.800 that's the end that's it that's weird what a banger that was really good

02:22:06.540 glab juice write us more baby no i don't write it i mean everybody write us chroniclesnds at

02:22:12.500 gmail.com i gotta say lately we've been getting back-to-back bangers we've gotten some really

02:22:16.600 fantastic stories um i had a very much the same conversation in the last episode of chronicles 0.78

02:22:22.920 that i did with matt where it was like we were just reading stories from dangerous retards 0.97

02:22:26.800 stark contrast to the cry baby on the carnival cruise um you know these are these are real ass 0.92

02:22:34.340 people but yeah man uh really fantastic stories that guy belongs here you think he belongs here 0.78

02:22:39.260 like i don't know who he is now is this a rehab group can we help him um i certainly think we can

02:22:45.180 help him or at least the the community can help him he just has to not i feel like the community

02:22:49.520 wouldn't want to help him no they are they're very helpful especially you see these people

02:22:52.860 on discord i mean they're all leaning on each other doing drugs and shit um but like you know

02:22:57.700 you have to not you have to not be upset by the things that you hear from these people because

02:23:05.080 there's a way of delivering harsh truths we don't really sugarcoat very many things um and so you

02:23:12.600 know i think it could be good for him but this was this was fantastic and i i see why neffy i guess

02:23:18.920 His name is Nephi now.

02:23:19.880 We just have to do that. 1.00

02:23:20.740 Very dangerous game we're playing here.

02:23:22.320 I don't know if I like that. 0.99

02:23:23.320 Fucking naming the AI. 0.99

02:23:24.700 I made this very cute character, and now it's going to turn into a demon. 1.00

02:23:27.460 And now we're going to be accused by the old people correctly. 1.00

02:23:30.820 That would be accurate in this instance. 1.00

02:23:33.060 Damn. 0.97

02:23:33.780 But I can see why it was rated five out of five stars. 0.99

02:23:36.180 Nance, what are you garbling about over there?

02:23:37.820 What are you garbling?

02:23:42.080 Go ahead, Nance.

02:23:42.880 Garble it up.

02:23:48.860 unbelievable it's so incredible guys um don't forget that soon we're going to be putting in

02:23:56.020 the patreon uh the tickets for this let's call it blappy but it's not a bad idea uh the tickets

02:24:02.240 for this upcoming event where we're gonna have us and matt's gonna be here unfortunately and uh

02:24:08.220 john pounders and david nino rodriguez this is his place doesn't have to be here though and so

02:24:13.180 we're gonna be that's gonna be october 7th through the 8th and uh we're gonna put the tickets up on

02:24:17.880 our patreon before they go to david nino rodriguez's audience where they're gonna go pretty

02:24:24.240 quickly so um this portal is not available yet but it might be up tonight we actually have to

02:24:31.160 have a conversation after this uh with the guys and figure out what we're gonna be doing so if

02:24:36.900 you want to be a part of that keep an eye out for the patreon notification when we announce that

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Nephilim Death Squad - September 23, 2026

Demon in a Can ｜ NDS Chronicles

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