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00:12:27.680You want to know what my evenings actually look like during back to school?
00:12:30.940The kids are overtired, there are homework questions, the dog's begging for a walk, and someone's yelling for a snack.
00:12:37.280And somewhere in the middle of all that, I'm supposed to figure out dinner?
00:12:41.780That's why HelloFresh has been a lifesaver.
00:12:44.340Fresh ingredients show up at my door, locally sourced when possible.
00:12:47.940Simple, easy, step-by-step recipes, and no matter how chaotic the rest of my night gets, dinner is the one thing I'm not stressing about.
00:12:55.460I'm just cooking a delicious meal my family will actually eat.
00:25:47.720No, but I'm saying people will trash the work truck.
00:25:49.920he's like can you believe these girls didn't clean the coffee grinder today i'm like i don't0.96
00:25:52.720give a fuck you don't trust me i'm i'm learning that well like the same guy like gets uh gets0.94
00:25:58.640his own carpet van spotless spotless like yo why didn't you keep the van clean when it was the1.00
00:26:03.640other when it wasn't yours yeah it's just a thing humans do man i guess so well we're trying to
00:26:08.160dehumanize them so if you could stop making an effort to make them yeah yeah they don't own it
00:26:12.180but like people i think people brought tickets to this cruise ship with the intention like in
00:26:17.420their pocket yeah they brought them also in their pocket and they paid for them when you right you
00:26:21.760bring a thing couple of women you bought a thing a couple of women and they they came with the0.89
00:26:27.160intention to be like i'm just gonna leave shit wherever like i don't care yeah yeah and they0.97
00:26:31.760just do it and i'm like people do it in restaurants too it's like they intentionally leave trash0.94
00:26:35.600behind yeah it's like yeah they i paid for that when i'm done in a restaurant i take like my
00:26:40.440napkins they go on the plate i stack the cups i stack the plates a little bit like not too crazy
00:26:45.120I'm not going super hard, but like, you know, like when you sit down to eat in some of these places, restaurants, they pull your chair out and they push it in for you.
00:26:52.280You're entitled. You're saying it creates this this mindset of just one more week on this ship.
00:26:58.080And I would have came back a different person. Probably when I came back, like I would have just been like, pick that up.
00:27:02.680So there was a nice steakhouse on the one that I went to. Right. And like I said, it's all Indonesian people.
00:27:06.620That's the employees. And I had this weird moment, man, where I was so overwhelmed because I don't know how to vacation.
00:27:12.360and i i just i don't like being in this like it's only consume consume consume shit and i said0.73
00:27:17.240something that like i can never express in a way that sounds believable but if you would have seen0.96
00:27:22.860me grab my mouth and you would have seen the shocked and horrifying looks on my family's
00:27:27.640faces when i said this there was an indonesian dude who um i think i was getting like kind of0.99
00:27:34.760just overstimulated which is very gay to say but i'm getting overstimulated by like all this shit0.83
00:27:39.500that's going on around me and this guy he goes to give us our water i think it was puts all the0.90
00:27:46.660water on the table and he goes to walk away and his name tag i just wanted to say like thank you0.99
00:27:53.040you know kevin whatever the fuck your name is this motherfucker's name was started with a b0.99
00:27:58.940and ended with an ac and i fucking legitimately i said no i said thank you ball sack1.00
00:28:08.500and i fucking like double handed my own mouth and my son looked at me like a ls no idea all0.98
00:28:18.100kinds of shit was going on in that name and i said thank you ball sack and i've never i felt0.99
00:28:23.260so ashamed of myself because it was so loud it was such an accident but i was just like i was0.98
00:28:29.420like kind of redlining it my fucking cousin was there my cousin's a psychiatrist or whatever1.00
00:28:35.100and she was like the fuck bro like this is a nice restaurant he's a real idiot what are you talking1.00
00:28:41.200about what was his real name i never found out dude it was a lot of h's and j's and l's like1.00
00:28:49.220all in a row with some like accent marks and shit going on this motherfucker's name was ball i said0.98
00:28:55.620thank you ball sack and i like oh yeah dude we had it we had a waiter we had a waiter from india0.99
00:29:01.080yeah they give you a you have like a dinner time you got to go there and eat and we went there one
00:29:06.780time and i didn't like the whole push your chair and kind of shit yeah don't touch my chair they0.72
00:29:10.540tied like a napkin around my son's way to god that's a little much and i didn't like that i0.87
00:29:15.120don't like that kind of stuff i'm like all right we're gonna do something else where i'm not waiting
00:29:18.340on hand and foot the guy called the room yo hold on real quick this is what this is legitimately0.98
00:29:23.440what this motherfucker's name looked like like it was like all these like extra little accent marks0.99
00:29:29.340and everything oh oh it was crazy man and maybe it was ball sack he didn't really look mad0.99
00:29:34.500no i could see a name kind of being a lot of those letters yeah dude when you're indonesian
00:29:40.800that's how it'd be but i'm sorry go on i feel like at the last second i would have tweaked
00:29:44.340it a little bit like as it was coming out it just came out i seem like such a like a
00:29:51.120like a rich american hey ball sack bring me a soda thanks a lot ball sack thanks for the0.99
00:29:57.240sparkling water ball sack geez man really really okay so you were saying they were tying shit0.99
00:30:01.840around your son's neck and that was a little much i didn't want to go and then like the waiter0.98
00:30:05.220called the room and he was like indian but he didn't know how to really speak english well0.99
00:30:09.480like yeah he he read us the menu and i was like i don't know what the fuck you just said0.91
00:30:12.580no no but when he called the room he was basically saying like he he wanted us to go back there for0.91
00:30:19.240dinner but then he phrased it as like we must go back and then like the next sentence was we have
00:30:24.980to go back yeah yeah yeah and you don't like being told what you have to do and then at the
00:30:28.640very end of it he's like because i need you to leave me a review uh and it would be good for you0.85
00:30:34.320to leave me a review and i was like are you fucking threatening me right now that's awesome0.83
00:30:38.360so we went back to the restaurant yeah but i said somewhere else we got a different waiter0.93
00:30:45.220and i know he saw us and i was like it's right it's right bull sack but it's only 12 years
00:30:50.940in prison in india if you kill a human it's 14 years if you kill a deer wow and i'm having an
00:30:56.060indian dude on stray bible so just oh there's a lot there's too many you didn't ask 100 it's a
00:31:00.380doctor bro you're gonna love this no dr masood the guys that tried to buy the oh yeah the ones0.99
00:31:05.420that told you you were an asshole for asking questions about covid vaccinations oh people1.00
00:31:09.680don't forget people don't forget fuck those guys um well i'm glad you had a good time i did have a1.00
00:31:15.580good time it was nice came back i made a bunch of shit yeah yeah dude the thing that sucks about1.00
00:31:21.740a vacation is when it's a tourist vacation like that like the whole floating hotel is just tourism0.98
00:31:27.800where you stop that is just tourism those vacations suck because like even if you're in rome
00:31:32.480like i remember being in rome i was like okay like all this structure is here like you know
00:31:36.740thousands of years older what's architecture like that's a little different but every the
00:31:40.560whole vibe is just chicago yeah new york as soon as you get into a city it's just a city it doesn't
00:31:46.500even matter like where it's at and that tourism is just tourism saying you're against multiculturalism
00:31:51.700i just think it's rad if you go somewhere like get off the path and just go to somebody's like
00:31:56.900what are you racist bro oh you are who was just saying that like they went to israel and they're
00:32:02.420like yeah it was just tourism like this guy just took us on a tour yeah i went to israel all these0.94
00:32:06.520christian events like that was his t-shirt and yeah we're like oh you're a christian guy's like
00:32:11.240nah man i just do it for the what i went to so margaritaville took us to um mexico and it was
00:32:16.780very much the same way we're like as you are pulling up you can see like the the jungle of
00:32:20.780mexico and you're like that looks dope and where you dock it's just like come over here buy this
00:32:24.700it was an extension tourism is just tourism everywhere yeah yeah where i went there like
00:32:29.960the the spot they showed us was an extension of the cruise ship yeah it's like they put the
00:32:34.380ship from the cruise ship outside. I think this is fine.
00:35:19.300yeah you don't no no more of that no more no more excursions no more risk you could just do it right1.00
00:35:23.680there in the water well the nice thing is that i made too much money to be doing risk-taking
00:35:29.420yeah that's you met me after jamaica okay that's probably the last time man before i was a different
00:35:34.580guy before jamaica you don't even know that story changed him exactly and then i come to the shop
00:35:39.020and then they're like you know top is always so like like aggressive or he's so disagreeable or
00:35:43.560he still he feels this way about black people and this is like yeah you don't know what i
00:35:47.660that's true you don't know what we go with the victim thing here we go0.88
00:35:52.240well we're gonna see some black stuff tonight the nice thing is your kids are gonna get to0.97
00:35:55.820snorkel because now that jess is watching them one day a week she's definitely gonna take them
00:35:59.000they're gonna do cool stuff now dude they're not gonna be like locked up at your house you know
00:36:03.740it's actually fun let's let's show this off this is just a little because we're talking about
00:36:06.760multiculturalism and and uh i learned recently that the things that are made in india would
00:36:14.180surprise you um as far as like yeah i mean that was he was kind of doing that i don't make that
00:36:19.960much money yeah spit on me uh throughout this entire experience i make enough money to not
00:36:25.540just be like i don't want to take any more risks yeah well there's no reason for it sounds like0.72
00:36:30.300the dumbest most boring trapped life possible i don't want to take any risk i do love you're0.99
00:36:34.640Go, do you want to go whitewater rafting in a fucking bamboo raft in a shit river in Jamaica with a bunch of fucking homeless kids, kids in diapers, dogs just born?1.00
00:59:38.660None of that's happening unless somebody's behind them pushing that.
00:59:42.080Like, nobody just wakes up and says, oh, I'm just going to take land.
00:59:45.480Like, somebody has to be pushing them.0.99
00:59:47.060Yeah, no, Jews wake up and just say, I'm just going to go ahead and steal from my neighbor.1.00
00:59:50.100They go, it was promised to us 3,000 years ago.1.00
00:59:53.320And they lie and they subvert and they sneak and they twist.0.99
00:59:56.540And even if it wasn't promised to use 3,000 years ago, like, I've had a Jewish landlord who has lied to me and subverted and tried to steal from me.1.00
01:13:35.680Whoop is the wearable health and fitness coach that provides personalized insights into your sleep, recovery, strain, and overall health to help you make better decisions every day.
01:13:45.540Whether you're training, working, traveling, or just trying to feel your best, Whoop shows you what helps your performance and what might be holding you back.
01:35:08.760Whoop is the wearable health and fitness coach that provides personalized insights into your sleep, recovery, strain, and overall health to help you make better decisions every day.
01:35:18.900Whether you're training, working, traveling, or just trying to feel your best, Whoop shows you what helps your performance and what might be holding you back.
01:35:26.960Listen to your body, build better habits, see where Whoop can take you.
01:35:31.180Try Whoop free for 30 days at Whoop.com.
01:35:34.780You want to know what my evenings actually look like during back to school?
01:35:38.040The kids are overtired, there are homework questions, the dog's begging for a walk, and someone's yelling for a snack.
01:35:44.380And somewhere in the middle of all that, I'm supposed to figure out dinner?
01:35:48.880That's why HelloFresh has been a lifesaver.
01:35:51.440Fresh ingredients show up at my door, locally sourced when possible.
01:35:55.040Simple, easy, step-by-step recipes, and no matter how chaotic the rest of my night gets, dinner is the one thing I'm not stressing about.
01:36:02.540I'm just cooking a delicious meal my family will actually eat.
02:06:06.920Whoop is the wearable health and fitness coach that provides personalized insights into your sleep, recovery, strain, and overall health to help you make better decisions every day.
02:06:16.620Whether you're training, working, traveling, or just trying to feel your best, Whoop shows you what helps your performance
02:54:16.920Whoop is the wearable health and fitness coach that provides personalized insights into your sleep, recovery, strain, and overall health to help you make better decisions every day.
02:54:27.040Whether you're training, working, traveling, or just trying to feel your best, Whoop shows you what helps your performance and what might be holding you back.
02:54:35.100Listen to your body, build better habits, see where Whoop can take you.
02:54:39.320Try Whoop free for 30 days at Whoop.com.
02:54:42.920You want to know what my evenings actually look like during back to school?
02:54:46.180The kids are overtired, there are homework questions, the dog's begging for a walk, and someone's yelling for a snack.
02:54:52.520And somewhere in the middle of all that, I'm supposed to figure out dinner?
02:54:57.020That's why HelloFresh has been a lifesaver.
02:54:59.580Fresh ingredients show up at my door, locally sourced when possible.
02:55:03.180Simple, easy, step-by-step recipes, and no matter how chaotic the rest of my night gets, dinner is the one thing I'm not stressing about.
02:55:10.700I'm just cooking a delicious meal my family will actually eat.
03:17:51.740I think that there probably is something to be said about if you want to achieve something, then do it when something very similar to it has happened historically.
03:18:02.840Well, isn't this what they do in the back on Fridays?
03:18:05.940Don't they recognize like the moon calendar and then they observe the feast at a specific time?
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03:57:02.680Listen to your body, build better habits, see where Whoop can take you.
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03:57:10.380You want to know what my evenings actually look like during back to school?
03:57:14.080The kids are overtired, there are homework questions, the dog's begging for a walk,