Nephilim Death Squad - October 21, 2026


Demon Said He'd Die Today: Black Ooze Exorcism in Kentucky | NDS Chronicles

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1 hour and 28 minutes

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00:00:30.120 A black ooze, thick and viscous, like old motor oil, came out of his mouth and into the box.
00:00:39.380 His body relaxed and his eyes became normal.
00:00:44.140 Top Lops of Productions.
00:00:48.320 The pastor approached the man, seated in the back row, and introduced himself.
00:00:52.640 the man told the pastor that a demon had woken him up that day and told him he was going to die
00:01:00.100 i put my hand on his shoulder and immediately his eyes became white and he began convulsing
00:01:06.520 and writhing in the aisle as every good ghost tale goes the principal chose not to the roof 0.71
00:01:14.500 caved in and a bunch of students died oh damn in the video something large and white flew out of 0.90
00:01:20.540 the building straight at the camera, then vanished in the thin air. 0.97
00:01:50.540 welcome back ladies and gentlemen to another episode of nds chronicles the show where we
00:02:14.560 read your submitted paranormal testimony if you want to submit something strange that happened
00:02:19.600 to you so that we could read it and mock it uh which is part of the gig uh you can send that
00:02:24.280 over at chroniclesnds at gmail.com i am david lee corvo aka the raven this is matthew hepner host
00:02:31.900 of straight bible also uh owner of six is it six t's now yeah uh matt with six t's aka gator it
00:02:40.200 was interesting to see the people who sent in uh their story today with just two t's it's so weird
00:02:45.960 to read matt with two t's now it's interesting because we do actually have several mats uh in
00:02:50.740 the lineup which is going to be fun before we get into it uh i didn't pull up anything because
00:02:54.380 i i don't know how to produce but i do want to remind you guys if you want to support us
00:02:57.720 patreon.com forward slash nephilim death squad sign up there early access to episodes ad free 0.77
00:03:02.800 listening experiences as well as access to communities of dangerous retards on twitter 0.57
00:03:07.520 telegram and uh discord and the discord you know what's interesting is uh there's a singles chat 0.98
00:03:15.120 on the discord and people people are actually like meeting up how cool is that they are actually
00:03:22.180 meeting up oh man in real life um irl so very cool all kinds of cool stuff i don't think it's
00:03:27.640 a secret that sparrow and sancho fell in love that way is that how is that what happened is
00:03:31.240 that true yeah how do you know that everybody knows i know sancho's got that dog in him he's
00:03:35.920 a romantic at heart and i and he's been pressing has he been pressing sparrow is that what's going
00:03:40.000 on i don't know about that language because i'm not exactly sure what that means but i'm just
00:03:43.740 saying like they definitely fell in love like yeah through the nds chat if that's true she better
00:03:48.540 capture him because i hear sancho is a ladies man uh so what else are we supposed to uh talk
00:03:53.820 about here there's also a members group on youtube so we have youtube members up you guys can go and
00:03:59.040 check that out they get many of the same perks including discount codes off of merchandise
00:04:02.020 toplops.com don't have that pulled up but we're in the middle of revamping and there's a bunch of
00:04:06.320 new designs that are dropping on a regular basis now so go and check out the website don't be shy
00:04:11.220 use your discount code also truth or con we're gonna be in truth or con come uh november 7th
00:04:17.100 and 8th are you coming to that you said you would know i'm trying yeah i'll know the week of dude
00:04:21.000 like that's how copy shop goes okay all right that's fine it depends on if anybody calls out
00:04:24.940 well i mean we can get around that because it's a weekend it's just yeah we just need to know the
00:04:29.860 state of like who's definitely in town and who's not got you commit to something like that all
00:04:34.500 right well we'll definitely top and i will definitely be at uh dallas texas truth or con
00:04:38.560 It's a Skiba News Nation event, and there's going to be a bunch of people there, familiar faces, John Pounders, Elijah Schaefer, Sam Tripoli, and a bunch of other people.
00:04:48.160 Gary Wayne's going to be there.
00:04:49.140 You can use promo code NDSQUAD to get 10% off the entire ticket price.
00:04:54.560 All right.
00:04:54.780 I think I did all the –
00:04:55.640 That was great, man.
00:04:56.400 That was good, right?
00:04:57.200 Yeah.
00:04:57.360 I didn't have any graphics to show.
00:04:58.880 So we're going to get into these stories here because we don't have a lot of time.
00:05:01.900 uh for those of you who are live viewers in the patreon you know we're actually going to be
00:05:06.020 talking to sean of kingdom and context at 3 p.m it is now 1 15 so we got to get into it since i'm
00:05:12.440 only gonna uh talk to the chat like one time today one time are you gonna use it already you're gonna
00:05:17.140 use your one yeah chat token yeah yeah because i'll be locked in on these the rest of these
00:05:20.780 chronicles the rest of the time but so they're all talking food i don't know if anybody ever
00:05:24.620 eats the indian food dude but me and bella just got indian where'd you get it wait where did you
00:05:29.020 it's right here it's like right it's i think i've seen the billboard yeah and the gym parking lot
00:05:33.640 it's it's if you're looking at the gym it's behind it to the right oh in that other little 0.94
00:05:38.100 there's like uh yeah yeah there's an indian joint yeah it's good made made with uh by real indians
00:05:44.980 yeah oh yeah yeah it's very real food man no i just hit bell this morning lessons you're you're
00:05:50.840 gonna see dude like with kids if they live in your house you take it for granted and you and
00:05:54.580 you're probably i don't know if you're like this or not but i'm like i'll just give the kids their
00:05:57.600 space if they want to hang out like they'll let me know like i'll just be chill he's just getting
00:06:01.660 space now he's 11 right so so he's just getting the problem is dude the weeks and the days and
00:06:05.960 the months go by go by really hang out and you gotta you know because you're like no i just want
00:06:10.600 to give them their space because that's what i want when i was a kid i just want to chill and
00:06:13.180 be left alone you got to carve out some time you got to carve out some one fella left for uf dude
00:06:17.320 i was like i missed her so bad dude there was so many days where i was like yo i would like be so
00:06:22.540 happy to just hug her and kiss her and like hang out she's been gone no no i'm just saying i learned
00:06:27.040 that then now she moved back she lives on the property in the tiny house but so that's been
00:06:31.320 going for like a while right and i just felt like the same thing was happening sure always giving her
00:06:35.780 space because because she's always there so you take it for granted that they're always there so
00:06:39.280 you always can talk to them sure but then so this morning i was like hey do you want to like she was
00:06:43.580 off work i just saw her car out front so she's off work because she does like the three 12 hour shifts
00:06:48.000 or whatever okay for nursing and then she has off for a nice chunk that's cool yeah so i was just
00:06:52.000 like yo you want to like do anything like i don't care you want to go to the beach or go skate or
00:06:56.280 go get something you landed on indian food yeah she's she's kind of like uh you know whatever you
00:07:01.540 call that like cultural yeah yeah she's like a cultured kid she likes so we ended up at indian
00:07:06.860 foods i just don't know if anybody else likes the indian food man i like indian food but a lot of it
00:07:10.680 is a vegetarian yeah but the sauce is so like the sauce is good think how good it has to be if you're
00:07:17.200 gonna eat it without meat it's made with diarrhea so this one had a little buffet bro so i was just
00:07:20.980 grabbing the chicken out of the other stuff and with your bare hands like you're supposed to do
00:07:24.280 When it comes to Indian cuisine, it's your bare hands.
00:07:26.400 They cook with their feet, which is actually what gives it all its flavor.
00:07:29.220 I do like the smell of Indian food.
00:07:32.440 And I'm not going to, like, I do like, you know, the use of curry and everything.
00:07:35.020 Butter chicken is a banger.
00:07:37.040 That's Bella's favorite.
00:07:37.940 Yeah, butter chicken crush is super hard.
00:07:39.820 They have this lentil soup that—
00:07:41.060 Yeah, they do lentil stuff.
00:07:42.060 Derek Prince did a thing on that the lentil soup is the soup that Jacob was making.
00:07:47.860 Red lentil soup.
00:07:48.600 He saw, traded his birthright for it, and he said,
00:07:51.360 bro if you're ever in a home where they're making that yeah the smell is like overwhelming it will
00:07:55.660 make you hungry it's like so it's very intriguing that like that was the food that esau like sold
00:08:00.400 his birthright for that's interesting but uh but yeah that bangs then there was a spinach and
00:08:05.300 cheese one and i was just grabbing the chicken and like adding it to it yeah yeah yeah yeah by
00:08:09.840 hand is what you're supposed to do man sala was on the name of all of them i don't even know what
00:08:13.260 that means uh i'm not sure what that is should we address that i gotta thank the chat because
00:08:17.720 yesterday and i know you're gonna make fun of me for this and it's fine uh you can make fun of me
00:08:21.940 maybe i deserve it but uh so a lot of you guys donated to i put a don't hide your face already
00:08:27.820 no it's fine it's fine you can be as judgmental as you like i honestly don't even know what you're
00:08:32.200 about to say okay so uh yesterday i posted on the patreon that um oh yeah i guess i could have
00:08:37.940 assumed that was what yeah yeah that i had uh hit the end of my rope when it came to my jeep a lot
00:08:43.040 you guys know that the jeep broke down need a new engine swap yada yada yada and um so i found
00:08:48.900 myself with no place left to go i decided to do a gofundme to see if that would be a good idea 0.59
00:08:52.380 it turns out that's an embarrassing homosexual thing to do um that being said i i have a lot 0.86
00:08:58.140 of gratitude because uh the chat went hard and we raised a lot of money and i'm actually thinking 0.78
00:09:03.440 that i'm gonna shut it down and just use what i got because we made a shit ton of money and just
00:09:08.200 get my jeep fixed now because um i think i could do it for a little bit cheaper than i initially
00:09:13.340 thought i got like a quote back from the guy and it's not going to be the big number that i thought 0.88
00:09:18.240 doesn't come with the cool things like the warranty that i was hoping for and shit like
00:09:21.860 that but all that is to say uh thank you guys so much it was just overnight we raised a shit ton
00:09:27.620 of money um and it's been brought to my attention in in a pretty how do i put this combative way
00:09:35.900 uh where top lops and i combat yeah yeah yeah top lops and i almost killed each other yesterday
00:09:41.340 um because he thought it was an inappropriate use which he probably has a point maybe it is
00:09:46.840 an inappropriate thing to do to reach out to the audience uh to try and do uh gofundme to
00:09:53.900 to help me in my problem no he doesn't probably have a point he definitely has a point but then
00:09:58.040 talking through it with you it's like yeah okay i see you well i mean i was i was at my the end
00:10:04.300 of my rope i had nothing else no other avenues to go for but top is correct top was very upset
00:10:09.720 because you people give us a lot you people you people and it's crazy to ask you guys for more
00:10:14.840 which i agree with it is this very embarrassing thing to do even to talk about it now um but
00:10:20.520 it still panned out really well and i still have an immense amount of gratitude uh for all the
00:10:26.140 people that donated on it but uh me and top are gonna kill each other yesterday you know what the
00:10:29.920 best quote that came out of all of this is uh i just had it at indian food i told sis that like
00:10:34.840 this is what just happened i was telling bella i was like this is what just happened which one
00:10:37.880 was the best quote some of them were fake no no she no from bella she goes okay isn't what they
00:10:42.560 do basically go fund me basically yeah yeah yeah what i effectively did was i went to my boss and
00:10:48.260 asked for uh an advance that's it that's that's the equivalent when you have you know uh this
00:10:53.680 sort of thing so um yeah it was uh it was yesterday was a tumultuous day actually i mean some days 0.97
00:11:00.520 are like yeah yeah yeah where top and i called each other faggots and retards uh at the top of 0.93
00:11:05.520 our lungs and then we we made amends and we continued to drag out the joke what became a joke 0.97
00:11:12.780 um in the chat so that you would see it and we talked about dissolving the business
00:11:18.140 selling the cameras out of the gym and had a missed call from you which you never call i do
00:11:23.020 no you never want to talk on the phone which is fine and then like 40 something missed text in 0.99
00:11:27.920 the text message thread it was crazy i was like what there was a lot of calling each other faggots 1.00
00:11:32.540 a lot of calling each other retards fuck yous were definitely in there um it got so intense my 0.99
00:11:38.420 wife came into the room because i was on a phone call with top lobster it was not cordial and i 0.99
00:11:44.020 was screaming and she was like what the fuck is going on very unlikely it's very unlike me it's 0.99
00:11:48.700 very unlike me. I think what happened was top was right about your body is always giving you 0.99
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00:12:23.280 The embarrassment of reaching out to an audience that already supports you,
00:12:28.260 and I knew that that was embarrassing, so it hurt doubly.
00:12:31.760 So I went on defense mode. I got very defensive.
00:12:34.020 Which is very unlike you.
00:12:35.000 Very unlike me. Typically, I just let things roll off. No big deal.
00:12:38.700 This was not like that. I was screaming.
00:12:40.400 So we almost didn't have Nephilim Death Squad ever again.
00:12:43.820 No, that's not.
00:12:44.840 that almost happened that part's not accurate it could have could have drama with the words is 0.66
00:12:48.340 accurate but the actuality of it is not accurate yeah yeah well what did you do is it gay that i
00:12:53.220 did that wait which one's gayer the is it gayer that i uh did the uh gofundme or is it gayer that 0.66
00:13:00.760 i yelled at top i don't gofundme is so is so strange to my generation like we don't my generation
00:13:07.340 just doesn't even understand well you didn't have access to that at all i know but it's just weird
00:13:11.420 it's like you got to do you got to figure it out you know like you have to figure you can't ask
00:13:15.620 somebody else to pay for your stuff like but like but i'm just saying that's a thing peculiar to my
00:13:20.340 generation i get it that that's like a thing younger people that's a normal thing no no it
00:13:25.720 is embarrassing so i'm not throwing stones no i'm not even saying whether it's embarrassing or not
00:13:29.540 it's like not even a thing it's not even a yeah it's not an option there's no possible thing at
00:13:33.560 any time like like dude when i first moved out of my house i made 350 bucks a week and my rent at
00:13:38.540 the trailer i lived in was 700 a month like i lived on the other 700 for all my food insurance
00:13:45.360 electric clothes like everything yeah you just had to figure it out man like you had to you know
00:13:50.580 there was no like i don't know so that's what i'm saying i don't know anything about that obviously
00:13:54.760 in the culture it's not a problem because the people gave a ton of money yeah that was really
00:14:00.080 nice and said nice things yeah they all said nice things nobody we only found out about it because
00:14:04.340 like going on straight bible in the chat it was like raven's gotta go fund me yeah somebody said
00:14:10.480 you ever think go fund yourself there was like some funny ass yeah yeah yeah that's how me and
00:14:17.620 top even heard about it yeah yeah top was so top spent uh some of the morning seeing those chats 0.57
00:14:23.360 and then freaking out because he had no idea he thought about it he wasn't like trying to be a 0.69
00:14:26.780 dick i think he thought about it was like i don't like this what's the best way to word this 0.75
00:14:31.120 he didn't pick a terrible way to word it but it was bad enough that whatever he highlighted
00:14:38.460 was accurate right which is probably why i responded the way that i did which is to say 0.95
00:14:42.540 hey what the fuck are you doing wait and so you're like yeah i already know it is i'm already like 0.93
00:14:48.720 in a bad spot it already sucked to have to do that it's already embarrassing he was correct 0.99
00:14:53.120 in his assessment maybe i shouldn't have uh blown up on him the way that i think it might
00:14:58.120 be the testosterone um all right so man but i just think the the weirdest thing is that you guys make
00:15:03.980 so much money yeah so like your money's just flying out the window i don't know what you're
00:15:08.180 spending no you make a ton of money when you have a sudden doesn't matter how much you make right um
00:15:13.920 when you have a sudden bill of like 10k or 8k or whatever and and it's and and then i'm also
00:15:20.860 renting the car and that's piling up like i just don't have access to wait but so you're saying
00:15:26.960 now once you get on your feet from this to go fund me you're gonna save up like 10k and you're
00:15:32.460 saving well i need some sort of an emergency fund you got the money right right right right yeah but
00:15:37.160 that means you got to go out to eat less and buy like not as fancy of clothes i don't buy i buy use
00:15:42.040 sneakers my sneakers cost 35 to 40 dollars yeah the nikes yeah they're all used off of whatnot
00:15:48.580 these other people did you get mine used yeah no i love that no i love that because i don't i kind
00:15:54.340 of don't like that i'm walking around with like hundred dollars no dude i would never pay that
00:15:58.120 much money for shoes oh i want to know where that website is yeah whatnot crushes basically brand
00:16:02.880 new yeah whatnot crushes like the most i'll spend is maybe like 40 bucks on a pair of shoes those
00:16:07.460 are shoes right right right other dudes put their feet in pairs and that's the same as a normal
00:16:10.600 oh sure sure sure yeah yeah you spend a lot of money that's not true but you're you make a lot
00:16:15.520 of money i do spend it yeah like uh well you know so all of that is just to say no no let's trash
00:16:21.360 you the rest of the show no that's fine i'm cool with that i i spent yesterday thinking about it
00:16:25.900 and i realized like oh my god i was i was mr nasty i was very nasty and uh and top was just
00:16:32.020 trying we'd rather help and now we can hold it over as yeah there you go there you go uh still
00:16:37.740 reserve says i'm weird about wearing someone else's shoes it is weird uh i i usually give
00:16:41.820 them the sniff test when i buy them and i haven't really gotten uh i can care less dude well feet
00:16:48.220 are a very particular thing they have like fungus and shit you know it's not like somebody's elbows 0.65
00:16:52.420 like these are somebody's toes dude all my clothes when i was young was uh salvation army oh yeah 0.96
00:16:58.240 all my stuff was like thrift shop and shit buys all the stuff from the thrift store too yeah
00:17:01.760 yeah i i buy my clothes from i would have never guessed these were used dude they look 0.94
00:17:06.700 a lot of them these are used these are all of my all of my sneakers are used i haven't bought
00:17:11.020 new sneakers uh except for like if i find a good deal at ross you get running shoes on there uh
00:17:16.240 Yeah, I probably can.
00:17:17.140 That's a little bit sketchy, though.
00:17:18.560 Why?
00:17:18.760 Think about it. 1.00
00:17:19.120 Dudes are running in those shoes.
00:17:20.200 Their feet are sweating.
00:17:21.320 I mean, used just means that, like, they bought them and didn't wear them.
00:17:24.040 No, no, no. 0.97
00:17:24.400 Sometimes used means, like, they're fucking used. 0.90
00:17:26.420 Well, is there, like, a scale where it's, like, 1 to 10 of how used they are? 0.95
00:17:29.160 You just look at them.
00:17:30.020 You just look at them.
00:17:30.760 Like, I have a pair that are, they're all torn up and everything.
00:17:34.240 Like, that's how used they were is they're all torn up.
00:17:36.220 Like, the red ones, I have red ones.
00:17:37.300 But they were a way cheaper?
00:17:38.640 Those are actually, like, the wrong size for top, and he ended up giving it to them.
00:17:43.020 Which a similar thing just happened because I bought shoes, got them for a good price.
00:17:46.300 They showed up.
00:17:46.780 They were the wrong size.
00:17:47.540 So there's all kinds of problems with whatnot.
00:17:48.940 But they fit top, so I gave it to them. 0.65
00:17:50.960 You guys are like chicks, man, with all the shoes and clothes and stuff.
00:17:53.880 I like the shoes, yeah.
00:17:54.520 All right, so let's get into this. 0.86
00:17:56.200 This is from, I guess, am I supposed to fucking, do you want to try to put that AC on, dude? 0.84
00:18:01.480 Yeah, I said it was hot in here yesterday. 0.96
00:18:03.100 Top's like, no, it's just you and my clothes.
00:18:04.280 It's crazy hot.
00:18:05.900 I don't know what the hell's going on.
00:18:07.140 All right, I'll do this until you come back. 0.82
00:18:08.300 All right, so we're going to get into, I guess I could dox him.
00:18:12.480 He doesn't say not to dox him.
00:18:16.400 This is from Anthony.
00:18:19.000 Your body is always giving you signals.
00:18:21.860 Whoop helps you understand them.
00:18:23.700 Whoop is the wearable health and fitness coach
00:18:25.820 that provides personalized insights
00:18:27.880 into your sleep, recovery, strain,
00:18:30.180 and overall health
00:18:31.120 to help you make better decisions every day.
00:18:33.560 Whether you're training, working, traveling,
00:18:35.760 or just trying to feel your best,
00:18:37.700 Whoop shows you what helps your performance
00:18:39.680 and what might be holding you back.
00:18:41.400 Listen to your body, build better habits, see where WHOOP can take you.
00:18:45.860 Try WHOOP free for 30 days at WHOOP.com.
00:18:50.520 This is from Anthony.
00:18:52.440 Do you think you stepped in front of God's provision?
00:18:58.200 Well, that's an interesting thought because God has provided me with this platform and God has provided me with an audience.
00:19:05.220 And then the audience has provided me with a way to fix my truck.
00:19:07.940 And so in a lot of ways, it does feel like God's provision.
00:19:10.100 but i also don't want to necessarily call it that because me and top just almost killed each other 0.77
00:19:14.300 so if i go that was god's provision i might seem more retarded than i currently seem uh so i don't 0.73
00:19:22.840 know i mean i've kicked around the idea i'm just grateful that's really it where are you going 0.79
00:19:28.080 you gotta check the ac okay so um exorcism in kentucky hey nds and matt i guess with two t's
00:19:39.960 There's only two T's that he gave you.
00:19:42.840 Not a real fan.
00:19:43.500 Not a real fan.
00:19:44.660 Well, it could be.
00:19:45.380 He's maybe just not a real fan of you.
00:19:47.760 Years ago, I was a church planter and preacher.
00:19:52.200 I spent a lot of time traveling to churches all over the country.
00:19:55.160 Most of the time, it was just a normal trip.
00:19:59.500 Come meet some folks, preach some sermons,
00:20:02.240 maybe do some in-depth teaching for smaller groups
00:20:04.960 and give people some tools to help them better communicate their faith to others.
00:20:08.160 i spent a lot of time pushing against pulling people away from the jesus is a ticket out of
00:20:14.580 hell nonsense okay and uh the ministry took me to a lot of beautiful places i like this guy
00:20:21.680 he crushes the ministry took me to a lot of beautiful places and i was blessed to meet
00:20:26.080 and talk to people from all over one particular trip is one that i would never forget okay so i
00:20:32.660 want to actually stop there to ask you a question matt when are you going to do the
00:20:39.900 the chronicles for straight bible where people talk about how they got saved they haven't sent
00:20:46.260 in enough of the emails oh okay where should they be sending the emails if they have
00:20:51.580 um because maybe they have because i haven't been wonderful
00:20:57.320 like pulling up the straight bible email okay so you don't know why don't you just check your
00:21:02.320 emails okay that's a fair point okay it's gonna be soon though and answer the question it's gonna
00:21:07.900 definitely be soon okay because i think that's a really great series yeah and shout out desmond
00:21:12.240 for that he came out with that idea at uh bro grove he's like dude you should do like a chronicles
00:21:16.520 but it's actually like people's uh response it's people's responses to christ man instead of like
00:21:21.960 crazy alien ghost stories it's like their testimony okay all right um he knows what's up
00:21:27.040 okay so he goes on to say i was invited to preach a weekend of services in a small town
00:21:33.000 tompkinsville in kentucky friday and saturday night then sunday morning at the church of the
00:21:39.240 family who invited me when i say small town it's kind of understating it in the town the streets
00:21:46.900 were all named after the first family that lived in the street and generally those families still
00:21:52.660 lived on those streets and many of them had their own churches somewhere on that street now that's
00:21:58.020 unique never really heard of that kind of a situation i usually traveled alone for these
00:22:03.300 trips but this time around my wife and kid oh this time around my wife and kids came along for the
00:22:09.440 trip you okay he's keying in on something that i noticed it's very strange you get into some of
00:22:15.520 these country churches and it's like the whole family is at the church dude it's like a it's
00:22:20.040 like the pastor then all of a sudden you start noticing everybody's related there that's i've
00:22:25.460 never experienced i didn't know that was really oh yeah yeah that's totally a thing dude you get
00:22:29.160 into some of these small like country churches and i don't i i mean for me it's been specific to um
00:22:35.980 so-called pentecostal okay uh or you know so-called charismatic right more leaning that
00:22:42.280 direction i don't know that i've ever seen that in like a baptist church well do you think because
00:22:46.860 you could see the normal inclination to start a church and then be like well what about my wife
00:22:50.920 i want her to be a part of this what about my kids i want them to be a part of it no i'm saying the
00:22:55.240 whole crowd is related oh everybody in the crowd is related oh that's oh that's another thing though
00:23:00.080 where you can make the money and you start funneling it to your wife your kid right but is
00:23:03.740 that ever just an altruistic decision to be like i want my family to serve the lord therefore i i
00:23:09.700 mean i don't that's what i'm saying like you'd have to see it i guess it's it's like you know
00:23:13.400 they're doing the church thing you're like oh cool and then somewhere along the lines you're like okay
00:23:17.360 everybody in the crowd is like an uncle or an aunt or a niece or a nephew like they're all related
00:23:22.480 and i think that's what he's talking about dude because he's saying it's the whole street
00:23:27.240 hold on how does he word this uh he said the whole street is named after the first family
00:23:32.240 that lived on the street and they have churches in general and generally those families still
00:23:37.920 lived on those streets and many of them had their own churches somewhere on that street small town
00:23:42.560 in kentucky very weird yeah yeah people are saying incest that's not nice guys don't say incest yeah
00:23:48.240 i'm not saying that i'm just saying it's weird when it's like i don't know is it like hey you're
00:23:53.920 gonna pay your tithe to somebody you might as well pay it to your kinfolk i don't know maybe
00:23:58.960 i don't know but um okay so in this particular instance he takes a trip with his wife and kids
00:24:06.320 okay whereas opposed to you know the past that wasn't the case we arrived friday and the town
00:24:12.940 seemed visibly different than any other town i'd been to before there was a heavy spirit and if
00:24:18.460 and i felt it or even the kids felt it was a heavy spirit heavy spirit over this whole town let's go
00:24:24.140 um we arrived at the hotel to meet the pastor who invited me and we were informed that a young girl
00:24:30.220 my daughter's age at the time had gone missing a couple of days earlier during a baseball game at
00:24:35.240 a nearby field this is already whoa this is already shaping up to be like um weird you know
00:24:41.140 like this is a guy who does this he goes on this trip this time he decides to bring the family and
00:24:46.040 kids along he shows up there's a missing girl this is like a good movie to a show or movie yeah yeah
00:24:50.960 hbo series they had found the girl's body in the woods that morning and the police already had a
00:24:57.900 suspect friday night's service started heavy but god moved in a great way the people decided to do
00:25:04.340 a community prayer walk where they went around town talking to others and praying for them trying
00:25:09.940 to lift their spirits based that sounds great i mean yeah as weird as this situation is with this
00:25:15.800 small town church on every street owned by the people that lived on that street first guessing
00:25:21.720 everybody knows the girl yeah small town right so that would make a lot of sense this seems like a
00:25:27.040 healthy and good thing to do.
00:25:29.920 Yeah, amen.
00:25:31.020 Saturday night, people shared stories of the experiences they had,
00:25:35.600 and it seemed like the group had a real impact on their community.
00:25:39.040 Sunday morning, we were preparing for service in this small church at the top of the hill.
00:25:44.440 People from all over the community came as a result of the outreach of the group the day prior.
00:25:50.120 The worship team did their thing, which is what the five songs and the light show and the dance.
00:25:55.380 Is that what he means? Is that the thing?
00:25:56.520 country place may have been a little less of fog machines and lasers and stuff but only because it 0.99
00:26:01.520 wasn't in the budget so yeah but those usually crush dude like ghetto places oh yeah a lot of 0.57
00:26:06.660 money and they're just doing the ghetto yeah yeah i kind of enjoy it all right the worship team did
00:26:11.480 their thing we prayed over their community and i began telling stories of what we had heard
00:26:15.720 in the community as i was beginning my message using the stories the apostles persistence
00:26:21.260 the stories of the apostles persistence my bad despite stoning rejection persecution etc
00:26:28.000 i saw a man walk in and his eyes were black black like a doll's eyes it immediately caught
00:26:35.580 my attention as well as the attention of the pastor of the church the pastor approached the
00:26:40.220 man seated in the back row and introduced himself the man told the pastor that a demon had woken him
00:26:46.160 up that day and told him he was going to die. Damn, dude. He said God told him to go to this 1.00
00:26:55.420 church because his life depended on it. Amen. Luckily, he listened. The pastor interrupted
00:27:01.340 me while I was preaching to tell me what had happened. I stopped what I was doing to approach
00:27:05.920 the man. I introduced myself and asked if I might pray for him, and he accepted. I put my hand on
00:27:11.640 his shoulder it's gonna get rowdy this is crazy it's gonna get rowdy i put my hand on his shoulder
00:27:16.220 and immediately his eyes became white and he began convulsing and writhing in the aisle his
00:27:22.520 voice changed to a tone i had never heard before and suddenly the mood changed in that room one of
00:27:29.740 the women in the aisle began praying over him with me while others shuffled their children and older
00:27:35.000 people out of the room damn that's how real it got it's time to get the old folks and the kids 0.96
00:27:39.460 out of the room. A group of us began praying over him, rebuking the demon in Jesus's name
00:27:44.800 and commanding it to let him loose. The things in the room began to move almost like the door
00:27:52.340 was open and the wind was blowing in. A box of Bibles at the end of the aisle had fallen over
00:27:57.600 and someone grabbed the box and held it next to the man as we're commanding this demon to leave.
00:28:05.520 suddenly a black ooze thick and viscous like old motor oil came out of his mouth and into the box
00:28:15.440 his body relaxed and his eyes became normal he was just trying to catch his breath and his first
00:28:22.720 words were thank you jesus dang bro what in the world this goes hard i mean you hear of this stuff
00:28:29.620 throwing up when demons are cast out people are throwing up and crazy stuff's coming out of their
00:28:34.960 body and i mean i've seen stuff like this so something like the you can find like a voodoo
00:28:40.680 video where there's a dude who the voodoo priest does xyz with an egg oftentimes it's like an egg
00:28:47.220 in the cleansing ritual and um and the guy starts to throw up what looks like almost like black hair 0.76
00:28:53.200 and um that's a lot of the theme right like black goo black parasites black hair you know coming
00:29:02.620 out of a person is a big part of spooky movie lore whenever it's like demonic possession or
00:29:09.260 something sometimes you look at these movies and you go like yeah they kind of got it right remember
00:29:12.640 what zach from the berean files was saying about spooky movies about how they're the only genre of
00:29:17.740 movie where there's a clear good guy and a clear bad guy yeah they're like the most real too they're
00:29:22.900 not like yeah they're not like fake yeah yeah i mean i think they're pulling their lore from a
00:29:27.720 lot of really accurate shit so there's so many instances of yeah the black ooze yeah very
00:29:34.180 interesting um so the black ooze was no longer in the box but more importantly the demon was no 0.96
00:29:40.560 longer in the man in fact the man didn't even look like the man who had walked in the door
00:29:45.800 after he collected himself he handed me a pouch that had a giant bag of meth and some other
00:29:52.780 assorted substances as well as needles and a meth pipe i mean it's the meth you know who knows what
00:30:00.540 the meth did to the insides your body is always giving you signals whoop helps you understand
00:30:06.720 them whoop is the wearable health and fitness coach that provides personalized insights into
00:30:11.900 your sleep recovery strain and overall health to help you make better decisions every day
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00:30:22.480 helps your performance and what might be holding you back listen to your body build better habits
00:30:27.560 see where whoop can take you try whoop free for 30 days at whoop.com well i mean we've talked to
00:30:35.460 marzinski which by the way i think we should i know you're not so keen on doing a lot of interview
00:30:41.100 based straight bibles these days i'm not doing any more interviews you wouldn't want to talk to
00:30:45.260 uh jerry marzinski i mean maybe he's he's a cool dude i got a andrew 6g on friday okay but uh you
00:30:52.180 that aggressively well no because i'm like bringing it to an end but i told him already i
00:30:56.740 was you know that i would do it he had a prior commitment yeah but as far as like reaching out
00:31:01.060 i just like what we're doing i like what we're doing with like corinthians and with like the
00:31:05.620 classic sermon series yeah no i agree um i'm very much in the same boat these days
00:31:13.220 audiences heard me say it you guys have heard me say it uh you and top that like i like doing
00:31:18.020 neft to america and stuff like i like just doing stuff with us yeah you know there there are guests
00:31:23.600 that come across and i go okay yeah that could be cool and there's people that i certainly like in
00:31:27.200 the space and people who have been on the show who i consider friends like i'm not saying anything
00:31:31.440 against anybody i'm just saying like sometimes it's cool to just do your thing the most fun that
00:31:35.360 i have top wants me to fight everybody on the internet that says yeah why aren't you fighting
00:31:39.180 everybody i'm like i don't you know what the thing is to be totally honest is like uh so the thing
00:31:44.800 he wanted me to fight everybody on yesterday was that uh somebody said the apostle paul is not an
00:31:48.860 apostle so he's like yeah just go on there and say isn't that funny that i'm not gonna do that
00:31:53.200 dude yeah yeah so he took the clip from so he started running the camera before the show he
00:31:56.900 was yeah oh that's so funny so i was like well whatever i'm not i don't care i don't care that
00:32:02.020 yeah but it's like so then that clip goes up yeah right and then in that clip like for example you
00:32:08.780 called k podge a bitch and somebody says in the comments like yeah the person who wrote first
00:32:14.380 peter isn't the same person who writes second peter right okay yeah yeah so that wasn't peter 0.95
00:32:21.120 so peter you know his point was that peter wasn't calling paul an apostle so then you have to like
00:32:25.320 write back and say okay bro the guy who wrote the second letter made reference to the first letter 0.92
00:32:30.820 like it's that's not even up for debate like this is so stupid but then they say something back that 0.90
00:32:35.600 then you had to say something back it's exhausting on the back then you say something back next thing 0.99
00:32:39.320 you know you're a month into it and god's like bro i didn't tell you to talk about any of this
00:32:43.120 stuff and what am i supposed to say well god it's in the algorithm i gotta talk about it's in the
00:32:46.920 algorithm he's gonna be like what are you talking about he's gonna say it's pronounced algorithm so
00:32:51.060 i don't yeah it's like to to do do all the things in the police the internet it's not fun and fight
00:32:56.360 back when somebody says something even if it's clearly wrong isn't it funny though because we
00:33:00.640 have been talking about there are people out there the paul deniers right yeah and and we're gonna be 0.82
00:33:06.680 sharing a stage with that lady soon and i don't really give a shit i'm sure that i'm gonna be on 0.88
00:33:11.840 good luck with everything yeah i'm sure i'm gonna be on stage with a bunch of people that i don't 0.87
00:33:16.500 agree with everything on like that you know whatever um but it's funny because we we talk
00:33:21.600 about that it's come up passively on the show a few times and now this clip is going viral and
00:33:27.220 yeah it just so happens that we're gonna be that clip's going viral that she's saying that oh yeah
00:33:30.660 and they're just killing her they're just killing her yeah because what human reads the bible and
00:33:34.620 comes that conclusion but if you did then that's fine yeah but it's it's never that what it does
00:33:39.080 is like if it's paul then it's peter and if it's paul and peter then then there's a opening for
00:33:44.720 christ not being god and then and then it's like eventually what happens is it leads to full-blown
00:33:50.580 gnosticism which is the decoupling of christ from the old testament god and then the old testament
00:33:56.420 god becomes the demiurge and jesus becomes something different uh ascended master uh christ
00:34:02.560 consciousness so it is it's like the baby steps like if you can get in with paul then you can
00:34:07.200 push aside peter and if you can push aside peter and paul then you can push aside the divinity of
00:34:11.820 christ being god and if you could do that then you could separate christ because it's very obvious
00:34:16.620 that christ and the message of christ everything is good with that so you got to push that away
00:34:20.940 if you could just separate that from god god the father god of the old testament if you could
00:34:26.580 separate those two then you could make god of the old testament the demiurge and then you can make
00:34:30.700 jesus whatever you want i'm saying dude we'll get into like that stuff yeah or like that heaven and
00:34:35.000 hell aren't real it's just like okay good luck with everything yeah yeah wish you the best yeah
00:34:39.580 i mean it's uh what is the warning against because the problem is you get sucked into it and like i
00:34:44.100 said then you do some back and forth with somebody and then who knows how long that drags you out and
00:34:49.160 then you're totally off track of what god's called you to do whereas if god's just talking about
00:34:53.620 certain stuff and you just get up and do your podcast about that stuff then you're good that's
00:34:58.020 why people um they think that i'm mean or that i have been mean on on twitter and i think uh top
00:35:06.520 takes this same angle where that's exhausting to go back and forth i'm gonna i'm gonna continue
00:35:12.340 dialogue with you text-based dialogue over a week's long span like that's that's insane no 1.00
00:35:16.440 i'm not doing that so i'm gonna cut all the fat off i'm gonna call you faggot immediately immediately 1.00
00:35:22.880 you're gonna go did you know that paul didn't write and i'm gonna go faggot and they're gonna 1.00
00:35:27.920 to go you don't even want to have an intellectual like no no i don't want to talk to you right and 0.99
00:35:32.500 i certainly don't want to do it for a serious conversation call me bro even even if you want
00:35:37.060 to really have a conversation but i'm not doing it in the comments man no no agreed 100 okay so
00:35:42.740 uh yeah we got to get back to this i'm very sorry i'm very sorry so the black ooze was no longer in
00:35:47.860 the man and or in the box the black the blacks were no longer in the box but more importantly 0.55
00:35:52.320 the demon was no longer in the man in fact he didn't even look like himself and after he 0.74
00:35:58.280 collected okay we got to that boom boom boom he handed the meth pipe he recounted how the demon
00:36:02.640 had told him that he was going to die that day but god told him to get to that church amen we
00:36:09.020 didn't resume the service after uh that we had just prayed with the man and the others who had
00:36:15.140 seen what had taken place this is about 14 years ago but the last i heard that man was still a
00:36:22.860 pillar of the community amen a leader in the church and a testimony to god doing some powerful
00:36:27.860 shit when least expected i've never experienced anything like that again and i'm no longer in the
00:36:33.120 ministry what why not that's interesting that's an interesting question right why aren't you in 0.99
00:36:36.880 the ministry anthony what's happening what yeah why would you be in the game like that and then
00:36:43.820 go like what into business i don't know interesting big a we gotta talk well maybe he maybe he pulled
00:36:50.360 out of just the institution yeah yeah then like when you use that phrase um i'm no longer in the
00:36:57.720 ministry but every once in a while my now grown children still bring it up it seems like the
00:37:02.900 devil had come to tompkinsville when we got there but when we left there was one less demon in town
00:37:09.000 And the people there saw God move in their midst in a very trying time for their community.
00:37:15.340 Keep doing what you guys are doing.
00:37:16.660 I love your work. 1.00
00:37:17.920 Blap, blap, some dangerous retard in Pennsylvania, Anthony. 1.00
00:37:22.720 Dude, I like this guy. 1.00
00:37:24.080 He's a Pennsylvania guy, too.
00:37:25.660 What I really like about it is obviously the message, right?
00:37:28.740 That idea of like the townsfolk getting to see God working.
00:37:31.900 Because sometimes you're in a place where just part of the backdrop is church.
00:37:36.940 and it almost loses like it's just like what we do here there's a church on every street we're a
00:37:41.860 church community it's like yeah but do you see god moving right like and in this instance they do
00:37:47.300 which is fantastic a dude gets saved from his drug addiction his meth addiction goes on to
00:37:53.180 have a powerful testimony be a pillar in the community like that's all fantastic
00:37:57.220 but on top of it all this story was told very well and i appreciate that yeah same that pacing
00:38:03.220 the structure of it now dude i don't know i don't know that's interesting anthony write us back what
00:38:08.580 are you doing dog that's uh i don't i it's interesting that a dude who could have bore
00:38:14.400 witness to such a powerful moment steps away from the ministry is it just maybe he's just old
00:38:20.180 and he's like i'm not doing this no more what's up you reading the chat you okay well they're
00:38:26.020 talking about the thing that you oh jim bowman says i've always had a weird feeling about that 0.95
00:38:29.520 k podge bitch oh my god jim bowman that's not nice she puts out some interesting stuff but then says 0.99
00:38:34.700 you'll lose your salvation if you don't follow the feast days okay so what is not about me when 1.00
00:38:40.120 he says dude the ortho bros disappear then judaizers start popping up everywhere good 0.99
00:38:44.720 it's just fucking on the internet yeah yeah it's just one wave of bullshit after a different wave 0.99
00:38:50.140 of bullshit yeah so to try to engage with whatever's like the popular thing today 1.00
00:38:54.360 not about said something really funny i think it was uh he does seem to be on top of it he 0.98
00:38:59.380 called me craven did you see the fat picture of me yeah oh my god i don't like it i love that dude
00:39:06.840 did you see that hold on very embarrassing i want to know that you ever looked like i want to um
00:39:11.500 actually bring that image up not about that was you that called me craven right because that was 0.93
00:39:17.240 fucking funny he put a c before raven you see what he did there and um and it was not a fat
00:39:24.380 picture of me so so there i i he's really touching on something though that it's uh 0.98
00:39:29.320 it's like the orthos are against the jews and the jews are against the orthos
00:39:34.140 so if somebody starts to be like you got to celebrate the feast days or if you're not under
00:39:38.560 the law you're you know you're uh not you're not saved yep yep like those are two things that are
00:39:44.480 just like the orthos well you know they're talking about keeping my commandments and and keeping the
00:39:50.440 feast days and in the 10 commandments there was like remember the sabbath and you know uh keep it
00:39:58.280 holy so that's an interesting thing um but then is that just something that you do as a result
00:40:04.840 well no you got you got to have the new testament to interpret all that and the life of jesus
00:40:09.280 specifically to interpret all of that um i think it's in matthew he talks about keeping my
00:40:14.260 commandments um he says it in multiple places yeah yeah but then you have to go through the
00:40:18.680 commandments of jesus like look at his life and what are the things he commands okay that's it
00:40:22.660 yeah uh love that neighbor right um give me a second here hold on i want to find this it's such
00:40:28.000 a funny such a funny picture so all those are shadows amen like even the sabbath that you just
00:40:33.140 alluded to it's like okay but look at that in light of the new testament where paul talks about
00:40:36.840 uh all these are shadows of things that come he says therefore let oh geez he says let no man
00:40:42.840 judge you according to the sabbath so like they deal with it in the new testament wow that looks
00:40:48.300 terrible yeah i mean not just the weight but the mustache oh the mustache is what you're very bad
00:40:54.260 this was probably 20 this was 2015 2015 and um you look terrible dude oh yeah what was going on 0.78
00:41:02.580 in your life at that time uh were you and cindy together so those are hot dogs your body is always
00:41:08.760 giving you signals whoop helps you understand them whoop is the wearable health and fitness
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00:41:19.600 help you make better decisions every day whether you're training working traveling or just trying
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00:41:29.680 listen to your body build better habits see where whoop can take you try whoop free for 30 days at
00:41:36.400 whoop.com which is important to highlight i feel like everybody knows that you ate the whole bag
00:41:42.060 dude that whole bag was full of buns and you ate every single one with a hot dog on it including
00:41:45.880 macaroni salad on the side were you and cindy together at that time yeah was she ever like 0.99
00:41:50.040 bro you're fat uh no she never said that you say like if you say like if i go fucking i was so fat 0.98
00:41:55.940 babe she's like i love you anyway like i loved you even when you were big fat people i know well 0.99
00:42:00.860 jess is like that i'm like sweetie does this outfit look cool she's like yeah it looks whatever
00:42:04.060 you yeah no no no because i can change like we're at the house just let me know yeah yeah looks fine 0.90
00:42:09.260 okay so it looks fine that means it's not cool like i yeah i need somebody to say hey you're fat
00:42:14.820 yeah so this this is um just before my the night before my son was born so um you put on the
00:42:22.900 pregnancy weight i put on a lot of yeah yeah but i'm not people do that i'm a very short dude right
00:42:27.380 and i was like 260 there short tempered as we saw yesterday i'm actually very short tempered
00:42:33.660 we saw yesterday uh patient and mild in my temperament but you know sometimes once once 0.98
00:42:40.300 every three years having a uh you faggot moment is pretty reasonable that's actually a lot better 0.94
00:42:45.500 than a lot of people's track records um so yeah this was definitely but what i really love about 0.95
00:42:51.100 this even more was uh so i'll show you guys hold on wait the similarities between this photo and this
00:43:00.060 photo what is he eating that's chronos it's a strip of bacon with like a butt underneath his
00:43:07.780 hands that's chronos eating his own children because it was prophesied that you know his
00:43:11.800 children would kill him who is who's the artist on this stuff i don't know but it's horrifying
00:43:15.740 isn't it it's a horrifying image it just looks like him eating a hand of bacon but there's a
00:43:20.340 butt under it but i gotta show you shout out to paranoid american for one of the greatest pieces
00:43:26.740 of art that I have simply
00:43:28.860 ever seen in all my
00:43:30.900 days. Let's put this up on.
00:43:38.680 Oh my god!
00:43:40.980 Oh jeez. I really
00:43:43.060 It's the scale
00:43:45.080 too dude. That's how chubby you were in that
00:43:46.880 picture man. It's so good.
00:43:49.200 It's so good. The dripping
00:43:50.940 blood of his. No it's ketchup.
00:43:53.200 I know. I know but it's like you know
00:43:54.880 supposed to be the blood of chronos his child that he's eating alive and the horror in my eyes i mean
00:44:00.800 i i don't know how to explain like why i think you know when you're uh 20s and like you're with
00:44:09.400 the wife yeah and you don't need to like you know score the chicks on the weekend sure and you're
00:44:14.660 kind of you know especially then the wife's pregnant you're kind of just getting comfortable
00:44:18.440 you can beef up a little bit and then that's maybe a lot of people go through that they go
00:44:22.980 whoa whoa whoa whoa what what just happened well that picture really changed me seeing that picture
00:44:28.240 my buddy took that at a barbecue in his backyard and uh and that made me realize because there's
00:44:33.100 a lot of stuff i don't realize like when i'm fat i don't realize i'm fat until somebody makes fun
00:44:37.460 of me so this time around it was top making fun of me saying that i was fat and then mason making
00:44:41.040 fun of me you also made fun of me now i look back at my face only yeah no my boy uh keaton was like
00:44:47.600 came in the one day he's like hey what's up bro he's like hey down 30 pounds hell yeah he was like 0.81
00:44:52.080 because of you hell yeah bro what do you mean because of me he's like you called me fat dude
00:44:55.660 last time i saw you i was like i did yo i think it sounds like something i say but dudes do that 0.99
00:45:00.560 right if you call us fat we go oh shit his buddies didn't though no no no no i'm saying dudes hear 0.94
00:45:05.780 that they're fat and they go oh shit i'm fat yeah but they you need boys that say that yeah yeah 0.99
00:45:10.480 whereas chicks you go i've been watching this financial audit show it's really fantastic by 0.99
00:45:14.940 caleb hammer and i'm i'm you know late to the show because this this show has been you know on for a
00:45:20.360 while um but he highlights something really fascinating so he does a financial audit of
00:45:25.180 couples but he also does like a psychological one and when he goes like to the dudes he goes yo 1.00
00:45:29.240 you're fucking fat like why are you fat and they'll be like because i eat a lot of bullshit 0.99
00:45:32.900 dude but when he goes to the women and he goes you're fat why are you fat and they go well i 1.00
00:45:36.980 have a thyroid issue i have trauma it's never they can never take accountability so when you 0.99
00:45:43.300 tell a dude he's fat dudes will be like oh shit what is that uh yes queen culture we we've done 0.99
00:45:51.340 a big thing where like big is beautiful no no i'm just saying the body positivity can't just say 0.99
00:45:56.800 yeah yeah i gotta get it well because we've also done like a trauma culture and there's all kinds 1.00
00:46:02.420 of culture women are susceptible more so to societal pressures they already have like excuses 1.00
00:46:07.620 lined up yeah yeah and if you go so you have enabling doctors enabling therapists you have 0.77
00:46:12.820 an enabling culture yeah and since women are more susceptible to social pressures than men are and
00:46:17.560 those social pressures are now different cultures what does that mean they're more susceptible to
00:46:22.280 social pressure like they're very they're so they're social creatures they do it to themselves
00:46:26.300 yeah it's like you you're doing that to yourself you're saying i have to have the coolest outfits
00:46:29.920 i have to be like you know dress as sexy as possible yeah i have to be as skinny as it's
00:46:35.020 like okay that's fine but you're doing that you're doing it to yourself nobody's making you do that 0.99
00:46:38.820 Well, that's why I think it's very dangerous to allow women to lead in a lot of instances because they're so typically, generally speaking, susceptible to the pressures of their peers that they don't have the ability to have individual agency in their decision making. 0.97
00:46:55.800 Their agency is informed by the opinions of their peers. 0.98
00:46:59.380 You're saying that's like a science thing that that's kind of the way women are wired? 1.00
00:47:03.220 Yeah, for sure. 1.00
00:47:03.840 i mean generally speaking you're always going to have you know deviations from the norm or whatever
00:47:08.120 outliers but uh generally yeah that's that's that's true and also there's like a very heinous 0.97
00:47:14.740 and crazy heinous heinous oh blood situation with the vagina right yeah yeah like so so sometimes 1.00
00:47:21.440 i'm like with the females i'm like hey just go easy on like don't assume this or that or if they 1.00
00:47:25.920 do something crazy it's like you might do something crazy if you're bleeding out of your
00:47:29.240 well that's why like it may make you do crazy stuff and i think you're losing all like hormones 0.98
00:47:34.180 and vitamins and minerals here's the thing about women that's fascinating so if i come to you and 0.98
00:47:38.740 i go yo matt i got this fucking problem dog like this is happening and that's happening and i don't 0.97
00:47:43.540 know what to do what are you gonna what's gonna be the mindset that you get in you gotta get out 0.99
00:47:48.980 of this problem what are we gonna do to get out of this when women come to you and they go this is 1.00
00:47:53.240 what's happening that's what's happening they don't actually want solutions they want to be 1.00
00:47:56.940 able to justify it no no they just they just want a shoulder to cry on and so it's not something
00:48:02.800 that i did and now i've learned not to do is something that i've seen on that caleb hammer
00:48:06.820 financial audit show which is women complaining every time i come to him with my problems he
00:48:13.320 starts talking about what we could do to solve them why it's not as bad as it looks trying to 0.96
00:48:18.940 get you to see the silver lining or the positive side of things yes and that's what i did for a
00:48:23.980 while in the beginning of my relationship until my wife was very explicit and she's like i'm just
00:48:27.300 trying to like air out and have a shoulder to lean on type of deal so like you don't have to say
00:48:32.920 anything except for it's going to be all okay baby i don't think i don't think jess does that 1.00
00:48:37.460 i think she but that's a con so generally speaking once again generally speaking that's how women
00:48:42.440 operate there's always outliers you know but the bullying is another good example so when when men 0.72
00:48:48.540 are bullied when they're younger it's like physical violence right when women are bullied 0.56
00:48:52.780 it's gossip it's gossip it's did you see what kimberly wore can you believe though social
00:49:00.040 pressure social pressure that's how they do that you have to be a part of a social network to give
00:49:04.800 us to get to care there's there's outliers like if somebody if i just feel like if somebody was
00:49:09.880 saying bad stuff about jazz she'd be like what does that have to do with anything based like
00:49:13.580 i'm here with my family like everything's good well that's you know i don't know if that's always
00:49:18.020 been also for her i never have to tell her she's gaining too much weight i have to tell her she's 0.99
00:49:22.020 too skinny dude because she's always like trying to be skinny yeah same way with my wife too with 1.00
00:49:27.560 like the pinterest is like you know you're trying to be skinnier so it's like whoa whoa let's keep
00:49:31.740 this in check here well that's what they so they suffer more than men from depression anxiety 0.92
00:49:37.880 things of that nature right and that's all perception shit like it's not an actual ailment 0.66
00:49:43.720 of the flesh it's an ailment of the mind anxiety is the thing that's coming in the future drama i 0.70
00:49:49.220 I was thinking about it this morning.
00:49:50.360 I was thinking about this topic while I was doing farm work is that like if you're because
00:49:54.140 you're trying to define like the difference between like gossip, drama, slander, like
00:49:58.540 to determine what is the difference between all these things and drama, I always think 0.90
00:50:02.100 falls into this bucket of like problems that don't exist in third world countries. 1.00
00:50:08.220 Oh, that's a good way to categorize it. 1.00
00:50:10.980 Drama. 1.00
00:50:11.500 It's like almost like it's in the females, especially, but not that it doesn't have 0.97
00:50:15.620 of males too but to have problems right because we're wired to get the food get the water get the 0.99
00:50:20.460 shelter we don't have time for the other first world nations where you don't have anything like
00:50:25.460 that you have everything is there's still this desire to have a problem so you create this thing
00:50:30.940 called drama yeah well that's why not even a thing it's just the thing you're making a problem just
00:50:35.660 for the sake of having a problem yeah so um entertainment geared towards men how it's made 0.98
00:50:41.460 dirty jobs ice road truckers yeah you know shit like that whatever entertainment that's geared 0.99
00:50:48.140 towards women reality television hallmark uh shows drama dude the females in my house love 0.99
00:50:55.660 hallmark shows they just it's an emotional thing if i walk in the room they hit pause because they
00:50:59.360 won't they know i'm gonna say something oh my god you do pause and i'll just go silent in the back
00:51:03.800 and pretend like i'm not there and and there'll be like this standoff like a wild west show
00:51:08.300 down until finally either jess or bella will like look over and be like yeah okay go go through i'm
00:51:12.940 like what how did you guys even know i'm here honestly because they know whatever gets said
00:51:16.880 then i'm gonna say something which i'm working on i'm working on just walking through and not
00:51:20.260 saying yeah yeah it's like my wife says the same thing she's like i can't watch anything with you 0.88
00:51:24.660 well hallmark movies are so stupid it's not even just the hallmark movies though like if she watches 0.99
00:51:28.520 she likes um some of those reality shows like a not like a selling well that that shit too yeah 1.00
00:51:34.060 like a selling sunset kind of a deal which is just like real estate girl bosses and i fucking 0.99
00:51:41.300 just stand there and make fun of it and she's like can i just fucking can you go like in the 0.95
00:51:44.580 next room and because i'm trying to watch this yeah but i can't help it i'm gonna be i'm like 0.99
00:51:47.940 that's so fucking stupid yeah every time the science behind how we're wired yeah compared 0.99
00:51:53.280 to females and it's we're in this um culture right now where they're trying to convince us 1.00
00:51:57.760 we're the same like men and women are the same like it's like we're so different thing dude we're
00:52:02.700 so i'm so pumped that my wife is different from me yeah like i don't get upset that she has girl
00:52:07.420 you know and the scripture says to uh treat her as the weaker vessel like it like it's your job
00:52:12.340 beat her up yeah it's not even like that it's just it's your job to create this environment yeah
00:52:18.140 where they can thrive like that is your job like that is the job uh instruction to the man to the 0.99
00:52:24.940 head of the household is he has to create an environment where his wife is going to thrive 0.96
00:52:28.260 even if that includes like doing the nails all the time or whatever hallmark movies whatever it 1.00
00:52:33.140 is that like makes them tick she had a really cool day environment for them she went and got a
00:52:36.980 pedicure yesterday or the day before because we walked out of the gym the one that we go to and
00:52:41.520 this asian dude is standing there and he's like excuse me excuse me and i'm going like get the 0.99
00:52:45.860 fuck away from me like every time somebody had a deal on pedicures he had a fucking leave me a 0.98
00:52:50.440 five-star review get a few free pedicure so my wife got to go and get a free pedicure and all 1.00
00:52:55.340 she had to do was fucking asians not to keep like differentiating everybody but like the asians 0.99
00:52:59.980 crush that game because they have a servant's heart dude yes the white americans have lost 1.00
00:53:05.060 the servant's heart man like the whole thing that you do in a coffee shop is you're a servant i felt
00:53:08.660 bad though because initially i'm like dude with papers calling to me and my wife from across the
00:53:14.000 parking lot yeah yo i got played yesterday we're going for a walk oh boy in the park this is so
00:53:20.700 crazy then we'll get back to another story i'm sorry but i'm going for a walk in the park uh
00:53:24.320 with my wife, right? We're going, my wife, we're going around a trail and old dude is sitting
00:53:29.500 there with two Spanish ladies. When I say old dude, he's probably like 80. And these two Spanish
00:53:33.460 ladies are maybe like in their early fifties. And, um, and he goes, excuse me, excuse me. Uh, 0.99
00:53:39.180 do you have a moment? And I'm going like, no, you never do. I never, I don't have a moment. So I go,
00:53:45.040 no, no, no, I'm all good. Thank you very much. And he goes, no, no, no, come on, please. And I
00:53:49.560 go no no no I'm fine thank you and he starts getting up and I go no no I'm okay thank you
00:53:54.820 very much and he goes come on please don't make me chase you and I go okay what you got going on
00:54:01.060 and he's like nothing I just want to give you a hug and say hello and I go fucking okay so I shake
00:54:08.360 his hand and then I give him a pat on the back and then he goes he releases and then he turns 0.64
00:54:14.600 to my wife and he goes he looks at me and he goes not you and then he hugs my wife and my wife's
00:54:20.520 like okay and like pats him on the back and he goes you're very beautiful and and and he turns
00:54:27.760 to me and he goes you're very lucky and then he goes to to my wife and he goes you're very lucky 1.00
00:54:32.840 too and we're waiting for the pitch it never comes that's a thing though the 80 year olds that try to 0.58
00:54:40.900 like run game on the wife where they're like oh you're you're very beautiful you're very lucky to
00:54:46.060 have oh yeah yeah every time they love that every time but then after that he gets a call from his
00:54:50.000 wife and his wife is yelling at him where are you you're supposed to be by the car it was very clear
00:54:56.300 this like 80 year old senile man was just kind of lost in the park i look at the spanish ladies and 0.99
00:55:00.960 they're going like this to me they're going fucking and i'm like oh you don't know them 0.99
00:55:06.120 you don't know these spanish ladies they're just doing it with everybody he's just doing it with 0.99
00:55:09.800 fucking everybody bro so i got totally uh played by this old dude in a very embarrassing way let 0.99
00:55:15.460 him hug my wife um all right so let's get back to it do you want to read the next one it's going to 0.99
00:55:20.240 be yeah uh who is it going to be i haven't pulled up kelsey kelsey all right let's go let's go on 0.99
00:55:26.460 with uh with kelsey okay i should have slapped that old do you think i should have slapped that
00:55:33.380 old dude no i think you're on the right track to just keep moving i tried to i tried so hard but 0.92
00:55:37.820 But then he started getting, and I felt bad because he started getting up, and he's fucking clearly very elderly.
00:55:43.140 So if it says Chronicles story, Old Gale High, is that like the title, Old Gale High? 0.72
00:55:47.340 Yeah, you can say that.
00:55:48.400 Okay.
00:55:49.180 I hope y'all have fun reading my story.
00:55:51.080 I absolutely love the new theme song of Chronicles.
00:55:54.400 Oh, nice.
00:55:55.060 Y'all are killing it in everything you do.
00:55:56.980 Love being a part of Patreon, Discord, and Telegram, although I wish I had time to participate more.
00:56:02.260 I can't wait to see y'all at Truth or Con.
00:56:03.940 Oh, very cool. 0.97
00:56:04.960 I hope she used promo code NDSquad.
00:56:06.320 I wasn't sure of y'all's preferred format for stories, so I just copy-paste it below.
00:56:11.840 Thank you again, and God bless you guys for everything you're doing.
00:56:14.500 Bringing God, truth, and laughter.
00:56:16.280 Kelsey Hoffman. 1.00
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00:56:47.560 oh you just dox the shit out of her holy crap man unbelievable howdy raven top nancy and matt 1.00
00:56:54.300 with a bunch of t's let me start out where is how many t anyway nancy doesn't give a shit about us 0.99
00:56:59.380 anymore uh one two three four five six yeah i think it is let me start out by saying thank you 0.65
00:57:04.360 so much for reading my story i've been a long-time listener and patreon member and i wanted to send
00:57:08.140 in a story forever and never got around to it i absolutely love all y'all show no you i spent most
00:57:14.240 of my life chasing ghosts oh and this is one of probably 50 plus ridiculous places i've
00:57:20.260 adventured to and kind of where my love for it all started looking back i can't remember a period
00:57:25.080 of time where i wasn't fascinated with the weird the spooky or the abandoned i even ran a ghost
00:57:30.660 hunting team in college a ghost hunting team in college i loved it all so much let me start out
00:57:38.260 by saying at no point in this story was anyone ever intoxicated in any way on anything by the
00:57:43.540 way because they know that that's why i'm assuming a lot of these stories i'm like they're on meth
00:57:47.340 i had a little bit of a moment uh over the last couple of days where i say anecdotally on this
00:57:54.580 show like when you're doing sage you're burning sage like you're really just doing like a burnt
00:57:58.340 offering that's temporarily appeasing a spirit then it comes back worse right yeah that's my
00:58:02.880 thinking of it i've never actually verified that because i don't verify anything and then i decided
00:58:06.780 to look into it and it turns out that the native americans burnt sage as an offering and the reason
00:58:12.240 you would do that is because tobacco and sage are um valuable so you're giving your most valuable
00:58:19.460 things to a spirit it's an offering so i was right yeah without doing any research i go that's
00:58:25.320 hilarious and people will routinely routinely say but then it came back worse and it's like okay
00:58:32.120 yeah yeah because if you give a mouse a cookie you ever read the book yeah if you give a mouse 0.98
00:58:36.180 a cookie then you got to give them some fucking milk if you give them some milk then you got to 0.99
00:58:39.020 tuck them in it just keeps going and going and those demons operate the same way they're going 0.99
00:58:42.600 to keep coming back you're now in a in a relationship with this thing yeah i posted on 0.89
00:58:46.740 facebook a lot of mad white people mad angry white people i somehow tapped into an audience it's just 0.99
00:58:53.920 not ours and they go oh fucking yeah well how about no and all of them are just so pissy about 0.99
00:59:01.360 it because they want to burn sage which is like hey if you're burning sage because it smells nice 0.98
00:59:05.480 like fucking that's fine whatever yeah sage belongs to god too but just like know the roots 0.90
00:59:09.680 of it and why are you really doing why are you doing it if you're burning it because you like 0.99
00:59:13.280 the way it smells that's one thing if you're burning it to get rid of some problem in your
00:59:16.160 life that's different people go well sage has antibacterial properties like okay go ahead and
00:59:20.940 burn it up that's cool you know i'm not saying they offered tobacco to the spirits too i'm not
00:59:26.140 telling you don't fucking have a cigar right you know what i mean i just very funny if you go to 0.62
00:59:30.380 the facebook page going back and forth on the internet is mad that's why you just call them 0.99
00:59:35.100 gay okay no point in the story is anyone ever intoxicated we weren't those kids or at least i
00:59:41.600 wasn't and none of them were either when they were with me so here it goes this is about one location
00:59:46.700 but over a span of quite a few years if you drive down a dusty highway about 20 miles north-ish
00:59:51.880 of big spring texas through fields of absolutely nothing you'll find what's left of an old school
00:59:57.500 old gale high oh i like where this is going the school was a one building for all the grades kind
01:00:04.300 of place oh wow supposedly it was in its heyday in the 1970s and was falling apart the principal
01:00:09.740 was told he needed to close down the school because the roof was no longer safe as every
01:00:14.380 good ghost tale goes the principal chose not to the roof caved in and a bunch of students died oh 0.98
01:00:19.680 damn he later hung himself in his home allegedly next door due to the guilt of letting all the 0.95
01:00:25.620 kids die that's crazy now whether or not that story is true no clue but all us kids believed 1.00
01:00:32.040 it why couldn't you just verify that no what you don't understand was like back in the day you
01:00:36.140 didn't just have google no i mean you could look up on google now to see if there was a case okay
01:00:40.760 the 70s where yeah she's saying back then okay right uh why wouldn't we all our parents claimed
01:00:46.600 it was true the area around the building was also kind of terrifying urban legend said that whole
01:00:51.440 area was that was the location the jeepers creepers movie were about oh okay you ever see those good
01:00:58.880 movies jeepers creepers crushed i'm not into that kind of all right whatever down the road from the
01:01:02.760 school there was an old burned out church cemetery and a large pipe that stuck out of the ground that
01:01:07.540 led down into an underground room much like in the movies okay okay this is getting a while that's
01:01:13.180 funny if you fart into that i don't like that and everybody in that room gets gassed burned out
01:01:16.980 church cemetery in a large pipe that stuck out of the ground that led down into an underground room
01:01:21.160 much like in the movies being in a completely desolate area with no light pollution no people
01:01:26.380 no cars just the sun or moon old mesquite trees cactus and red dirt definitely helped play into
01:01:32.700 the someone definitely died here vibes okay spooky vibes even the closest so-called town wasn't much
01:01:39.300 of anything it actually does not say so it's got the finger quotes though okay that's kind of the
01:01:44.080 same thing it is even the closest finger quotes town i like how quickly you interpreted yeah
01:01:49.600 that was very smooth and natural very natural wasn't much of anything it was just far it was
01:01:56.200 just far down a straight flat paved highway with gorgeous mesas off in the distance and nothing
01:02:01.500 but dust on each side is this hgtv holly vibes we're doing a lot of describing although this is
01:02:07.300 i'll allow this level of description it sets the scene because it's spooky all right yeah i've been
01:02:11.420 obsessed with ghost stories as far back as i can remember so when i was in the fifth grade 1.00
01:02:15.500 1998 or 99 oh okay she's fucking very young my age a little older than me old old old old bitch 1.00
01:02:24.060 but my best friend's dad mentioned old gail high i immediately begged him to take us armed with 0.99
01:02:30.620 only a video camera and small flashlight we headed out in the dead of night the school was creepy
01:02:35.460 it was a very large dilapidated building with no roof obviously many of the classrooms were still
01:02:41.840 intact i feel like there should have been like the drum roll when the little what is that at the end
01:02:48.360 when she said no roof obviously i don't know if that needs to be hey by the way i wanted to get
01:02:52.520 your advice on something before we go any further or not advice assessment my cousin uh gabe who is
01:02:59.060 slowly inching his way towards the Lord.
01:03:01.660 It's pretty slow.
01:03:02.780 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
01:03:03.540 And I've been saying things like,
01:03:07.020 you know, first, just start like talking to God.
01:03:10.280 Like just start doing that.
01:03:11.600 Just start using his name.
01:03:12.540 Just start talking, you know, instead of,
01:03:14.780 because he's like, oh, I pray.
01:03:15.680 I pray to the universe.
01:03:16.480 I'm like, let's not do that.
01:03:17.300 Let's just pray to God specifically.
01:03:19.700 Say Jesus Christ.
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01:03:51.520 Ask him to come into your life
01:03:52.720 and when you talk to him,
01:03:53.840 talk to him like you're talking to me right now. 1.00
01:03:55.260 Like don't do any fancy dumb shit 1.00
01:03:56.460 because that's game. 1.00
01:03:57.640 that's good counsel well you just god knows what you sound like why are you gonna be a goofy bitch 0.98
01:04:01.580 about it so um you know that was a little while ago and he's been kind of doing this thing where 0.97
01:04:07.200 he's unpacking a lot of like what the catholic church taught him when he was a little kid
01:04:11.440 and he started to have a real relationship with god and then he's asking me like yo what do you
01:04:16.300 think about halloween like in christian celebrating halloween and i go uh there's not like a really
01:04:21.760 simple answer for that. The way I see it is, you know, God is not going to
01:04:28.960 remove salvation from an old woman who loves the Lord, but also loves to answer her door and see
01:04:35.680 the kids in their costumes and give them candy on Halloween, right? Like this old lady who reads 0.99
01:04:39.560 the Bible and loves the Lord and doesn't do like any spooky demonic shit, but she loves the little 0.98
01:04:44.680 kids when they come around. She looks forward to it. They knock on the door. She goes, oh, 0.98
01:04:47.840 look how cute your costumes are. And she gives them the chocolate bars and everything. And I 0.53
01:04:51.680 say, there's like a sliding scale. Like there are people who dress like demons on Halloween
01:04:55.720 and they lean into that and it's tempered with their disdain for the Lord. They hate God. They
01:05:02.980 hate the idea of God. They're rebelling against it. That's like on the one extreme part of the
01:05:06.640 spectrum. If you want to go even further, there's like people, which is doing, you know, whatever
01:05:10.120 witchcraft on that day. But I'm saying as far as the average person who's dressing up and doing
01:05:14.080 this and that and then um you know there's people like me where i go i know too much about the
01:05:21.140 demonic realm like god's kind of in my head like if i dress like a demon on halloween i would
01:05:26.880 immediately get this little like what are you doing dude and i'd be like ah yeah you're right
01:05:31.500 you're right can't be doing that but um my son wants us to dress like spider-man with him it's
01:05:36.320 like okay cool we're gonna dress like spider-man like that's great um and maybe there is another
01:05:40.560 level of conviction you're gonna dress like spider-man this year uh i i'm thinking about
01:05:44.280 dressing like spider-man you're gonna and you just don't want me to know my son wants to dress
01:05:47.520 like spider-man that's gonna be fun um and so but what i'm saying is like look if this is something
01:05:54.760 that wait wait wait a kid and a dad dressed up as spider-man and my wife he does not want that
01:06:03.020 yeah yeah what if kids at school see him and they're like oh you and your dad all dressed up
01:06:07.240 to say at school he wants to go trick-or-treating school kids are gonna see him by the way trick-or-treating
01:06:12.120 does not hit like it used to like nobody who who coined fun size like that person should be
01:06:18.220 thrown into a volcano i know but i do still have vibes of well i don't want to interrupt the story
01:06:23.260 go ahead so what i was gonna say or what i did say to him is like look first and foremost like
01:06:27.940 develop this relationship get to know god god meets you where you're at if you're convicted
01:06:33.820 at some point to be like i don't think i should be a part of this then go with that conviction 0.93
01:06:38.120 but but right now fuck the christmas thing and the halloween thing and should i or should i not 0.89
01:06:43.940 like relationship with god first yeah figure that out and then wherever god takes you it's it's by 0.98
01:06:50.280 his power that if you feel a thing needs to be taken out of you or whatever like you ask him to
01:06:54.620 do that counsel yeah and then he does that and then like so i don't know where you're gonna go
01:06:58.580 dude i have no idea where you're gonna go where god's gonna lead you go and do the halloween
01:07:03.540 thing whatever go and do that go and do christmas focus on just pursuing the lord like do that and
01:07:10.320 and watch how that relationship evolves and what gets added to it and what things you're convicted
01:07:14.780 to do or things you're convicted to drop it's a natural forming relationship like that you're not
01:07:20.880 just going to go like well i think i believe in god now so i think i'm definitively not going to
01:07:25.220 do this and if you do this you're wrong and here's why it's what's like what that's a whole other
01:07:28.880 thing is you're getting out of you know what i think i should be doing or shouldn't be doing
01:07:33.020 now other people putting that on everybody else well because of course it's going to happen because
01:07:36.660 you think the reason i'm doing this is because i'm christian now so if you're a christian you
01:07:39.940 still do this now i've got an opinion about that like dude just focus on a relationship that's the
01:07:45.280 early days that's like the early days are very like that yeah yeah but like at some point you
01:07:49.700 realize like hey man everybody's got a different walk dude and what do you mean like and then if
01:07:55.660 they're like no no no there's one way to do this right it's okay cool who's that guy show me the
01:08:00.840 guy who knows that all the things about halloween and about christmas about if you're under the law
01:08:05.980 or not under the law and if peter's paul's an apostle or not like yo do you know the lord if
01:08:10.060 all yeah like of all the stuff and all the things with spiritual gifts and everything else and all
01:08:14.540 the interpretations and all the eschatology and all the theology and all the doctrine cool show
01:08:18.480 me that guy who's that guy that knows it all right it has it all right yeah where's that guy
01:08:21.980 and i want to see a guy that like has a relationship with the lord and his life may
01:08:26.240 look totally different than another guy who knows the lord just the same no idea yeah no idea but
01:08:30.440 the halloween thing's weird because like yeah obviously it's a shock to your system when you
01:08:34.460 become a believer like as a kid i feel like some of the most vibey days was halloween oh yeah dude
01:08:39.380 yeah it was like the simpsons halloween was on the tv oh man yeah it's just a vibe dude it was
01:08:44.460 like you're getting like you're going out you're getting candy and i always had like this big sense
01:08:48.820 of adventure as a kid like the world was so big and there was so much rad stuff gonna happen if i
01:08:53.020 could just get out there in the world it's always felt like i was like trapped in my house like
01:08:56.540 trapped in my town i was like yeah i'm gonna go out there and like get a piece of life and
01:09:00.080 halloween made me feel like that yeah i'm getting out dude i was like anything could happen tonight 0.95
01:09:03.980 yeah and it kind of can like that's the thing everybody's acting different type of shit like 0.74
01:09:08.320 yeah yeah it is just the wildest stuff would happen it was like especially for me in the 0.80
01:09:11.780 northeast and the crunchy leaves and the dark and like everything like cali just hit so hard
01:09:16.260 to cali's cold on halloween okay yeah yeah it's like a total vibe yeah but then you you know you
01:09:22.320 realize that yeah a lot of it's tied up in like fall the changing of the season it's beautiful
01:09:26.060 outside it's fun like who knows what kind of fun you're getting into with friends but you can't
01:09:29.880 nor there's a demonic angle to a huge demonic element so then you get converted and then you
01:09:34.080 are like okay what do i do now with this holiday man yeah and everybody can do whatever they want
01:09:38.940 dude like when i first got converted i took charcoal and wrote uh some gangster i think
01:09:44.000 it was a revelation bible passage dude it was a revelation passage about uh i forget what it was
01:09:50.840 man i i don't know but it was something like hard hitting that maybe i shouldn't have wrote
01:09:54.720 that probably when people were walking like damn this is a little much yeah and then we had the
01:09:58.480 kids bibles that we were handing out but and candy yeah i remember as a kid there was some
01:10:03.080 people that only gave you a penny or raisins or maybe there was a little bible i don't remember
01:10:07.660 but i was like i'm not gonna be that guy i'm gonna give him good candy yeah if i open the door and
01:10:10.940 there's a little demon yeah i'm gonna go oh spooky here you go yeah because i just didn't i mean it's
01:10:16.440 a great opportunity to meet humans like like what are we doing here like what exactly the whole
01:10:21.900 town is out yeah and you're seeing all your neighbors people at church like let's go witnessing
01:10:26.140 like let's go to walmart let's go here you're never going to be received like hey they're
01:10:29.860 coming to you tonight like that's kind of cool like you could do something for them very cool
01:10:35.040 you could meet people you could have cool conversations with them but it was wild
01:10:39.580 because every year before that at that same house it was just a wild ass party yeah it was just a
01:10:43.880 craziest party so anybody who had come to my house like multiple years in a row yeah yeah that first
01:10:48.600 year oh my god they're probably like what the like what is this yeah looking for dudes to get 0.98
01:10:53.740 trashed and like one tap this guy's must is a total hypocrite like we remember last year which 0.97
01:10:59.000 even jess thought i was a hypocrite initially you know she's like this is like who do you think you 0.98
01:11:02.640 are yeah it's hard it's hard so i just know that like i don't know god has been patient with me
01:11:09.820 and i could see sort of the design in that and like i think the patience is really the big thing
01:11:15.420 that um should be emulated when applicable well you hit the nail on the head when you're like
01:11:21.960 you dress up like a demon and something inside you're going to be like hey and so you listen to
01:11:27.160 god in that right yeah yeah i think if i dress up like spider-man he's just gonna say hey that's
01:11:30.820 kind of gay and i go i know lord yeah but it's very true man it's it's very true about this
01:11:38.020 relationship with god man well that's the thing is it's like that's the the foremost most important
01:11:44.280 component is like is this a relationship is this a relationship with the living god not like a
01:11:48.680 relationship with a theoretical idea or like like an actual relationship very easily get sucked into
01:11:56.820 the minutiae dude which i suppose i know it's different for everybody because actually i've
01:12:00.440 been kind of forced to be dealing with this this week because i'm uh the sermon on the mount study
01:12:04.420 is uh why are you concerned about the moat in your brother's eye right not the beam in your own eye
01:12:10.180 sure sure like you gotta take the beam out of your own eye before you can deal with the moat
01:12:13.080 your brother's eye and i've just been thinking about this a lot dude and how much uh if you've
01:12:17.180 never gone through the taking the moat out process you don't know or taking the beam out process
01:12:22.480 you just don't know right there's so much you don't know about that you might have there's work
01:12:28.020 on you that you have to do yeah it's almost like you should be so consumed with that to such a
01:12:33.080 degree that you don't have time to you don't look over at like that's the funny thing it's like you
01:12:38.100 could have flawless theology and flawless doctrine on that passage but if you don't know the reality
01:12:42.680 of ripping a beam out of your eye right you don't know by the time you're done you don't even care
01:12:47.180 about the moat like you like you started off caring about the moat and then you're like oh well i
01:12:52.480 better take the beam out of my mind if you ever go through that process taking the beam out of your
01:12:55.960 own eye you just don't care about the moat right man yeah yeah and it's just i don't know i don't
01:13:00.800 see a lot of that in the internet christianity today where people like understand these type
01:13:05.640 of things it's just winning wars with words and like i said you could have flawless doctrine on
01:13:09.920 that passage but not know the reality of it sure sure i you know he also asked about christmas and
01:13:14.720 christmas is one of those things like it's a conspiracy theorist buffet right like saturnalia
01:13:19.320 or um i think it's like food of the gods by terence mckenna might have been terence mckenna
01:13:24.500 who talks about that like you know there there are this comes from a sort of a norwegian holiday
01:13:30.960 where they have spruce trees and they have beneath the spruce trees uh amanita mascara mushrooms
01:13:37.280 that are red mushrooms with white dots on them and they grow beneath the tree and reindeer will
01:13:43.660 come and eat them and uh and so you know this tradition developed where you would dress like
01:13:49.080 the mushroom in red and white and you would drop mushrooms down the chimneys of people as like a
01:13:54.420 kind of merry prankster thing or some shit that would happen it's like or it's something totally
01:13:59.340 different and it has to do with chronos worship saturn worship rem fam worship and then it goes 0.96
01:14:04.260 in this other direction where it's like well what about um krampus and all this other demonic shit
01:14:08.860 and and then it's like well what about the old saint nick and old nick is a euphemism for satan
01:14:13.580 and it's like dude there's so much like yeah and it's probably a lot of those things dude but like
01:14:21.000 what is it to me right like what is it now like what is the reality of it because of that i don't
01:14:26.540 want to celebrate some character called santa claus for me personally like coming to terms
01:14:30.740 with that i'm saying like i don't want to i don't know i don't want anything to do with this
01:14:33.920 character called santa claus yeah in the b and e like it's not my thing man i got the b and e oh
01:14:38.200 he's yeah i don't know this guy in my house like so oh he's dropping off presents like i don't
01:14:42.620 think so yeah but if you're if you're on christmas and it's like yeah sure everything's
01:14:45.620 decorated and that's just like the christmas vibe but you're getting together with your family
01:14:48.540 i think we like these fall yeah commemorating we like these winter holidays yeah we like
01:14:55.460 especially the the so-called christmas is like now everybody comes home from college i'm looking
01:15:00.060 to see all the people that you don't see much.
01:15:02.540 We're not doing regular food for Thanksgiving this year.
01:15:04.680 What are you doing?
01:15:05.480 We just had a conversation one day.
01:15:07.160 I don't know, me and Jess were at the beach or something.
01:15:09.240 We were somewhere and I was like, hey.
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01:15:41.420 you don't like stuffing yeah i was like i don't like all this stuff like we don't like why are
01:15:45.960 like we don't have to do what the world tells us we have to eat on thanksgiving no i know but
01:15:50.220 stouffer's like wait what you know initially she's kind of shocked yeah i don't eat stuff like that
01:15:54.780 dude oh i eat it once a year and she's like well what did you want what do you like what would you
01:15:59.040 eat you know we just started talking i was like well carnivore pizza is like my favorite food
01:16:02.580 right now turkey crushes though uh i mean i like dark meat turkey it's gotta be dark gravy and
01:16:08.980 mashed potatoes but i'm like also the prime rib roast it's it's ribeye but it's the whole cut
01:16:13.740 and you wrap it in foil and cook it on like 500 for two hours and then you like uh or no 500 i
01:16:19.820 don't a short time and then you leave it in the oven you turn the oven off yeah and bro it's just
01:16:24.500 seared on the outside it's a giant prime rib oh my god like sweetie i love that i like duck like
01:16:29.540 i like octopus i don't think i've ever had duck and then she's like yo let's just do that this
01:16:33.520 year i mean that's cool so i was like yeah but i do like stuffing though like whatever that taste
01:16:38.240 is i never liked that holiday that's crazy i was like this is a holiday to like gorge yourself
01:16:43.280 around to eat hell yeah multiple times throughout the day like there's no presents it's not even
01:16:47.980 like you fall asleep you drink you eat you fall asleep you wake back up you eat you drink you
01:16:52.420 fall asleep you wake back up you don't care that other people are there with you okay we gotta
01:16:55.820 get back and i'm very sorry no no you're right let's go well i'm saying you got a show soon
01:16:59.880 yeah yeah you got to finish uh we're not gonna get through this this is a long story we're gonna 0.92
01:17:04.860 have to put a pin in the top i'm so sorry guys this chronicles is all fucked up let's go 0.85
01:17:08.700 all right let me see here uh the roof obviously many of the classrooms 0.89
01:17:14.940 okay yo hi immediately begged him to take his arm with only a video camera and a small flashlight we
01:17:22.760 headed out in the dead night the school was creepy it's very large dilapidated building with no roof
01:17:26.980 okay obviously obviously many of the classrooms were still intact along with desks lockers and
01:17:31.560 other school items that's creepy but it had been trashed burned and parts of the roof were still
01:17:37.180 laying across the floors of the old halls and crumbling walls notably the front entrance of
01:17:41.520 the school was untouched and those annoying doors with the center push bar that make too much noise
01:17:46.880 in a regular school still stood tall at the front probably more to keep things in than prevent entry
01:17:53.380 we entered probably more to keep things in uh yeah i mean i could see that if it's a if it's
01:18:00.380 kids you don't want them to be able to open the door and run out no she's talking about
01:18:04.320 the fact that it's still intact hmm well maybe she's talking about the old days i don't know
01:18:10.100 Okay, probably more to keep things in than prevent entry.
01:18:12.860 We entered through those doors, looked around, and I recorded everything with my night vision camera.
01:18:17.740 This is kind of cool.
01:18:19.220 We saw nothing exciting whatsoever, but my best friend was spooked regardless.
01:18:23.180 When we got back in the truck, everything changed.
01:18:25.220 We played back our video and laughed and listened to our silly giggles and my friend's random screams when a bird would land or the wind would blow.
01:18:33.140 At the very end of the video, we opened the doors to the school, stepped out, and waved goodbye before closing them back.
01:18:40.100 In the video, something large and white
01:18:42.400 flew out of the building straight at the camera
01:18:45.060 then vanished into thin air.
01:18:46.900 We sat in silence re-watching that part
01:18:49.120 the entire drive back to town.
01:18:51.280 My friend never mentioned that place again
01:18:53.340 and her dad, a pastor, watched the video
01:18:56.120 and told us to never go back.
01:18:57.980 We gotta end there.
01:18:58.840 I know we do.
01:18:59.400 That's a good place to bring it in for landing.
01:19:01.140 I'm so sorry, guys.
01:19:02.140 We were talking about so much stuff
01:19:03.780 that we didn't get into that.
01:19:05.180 I mean, that's what happens every Chronicles.
01:19:07.220 But at least we got a chunk of that done.
01:19:09.520 that's a long one yeah yeah yeah i'm gonna go ahead and screenshot this so we know exactly
01:19:13.500 where to take off next time um stick around guys we have another show at three so we got a half an
01:19:20.040 hour until that starts it's gonna be with sean of kingdom in context and uh i don't know i mean
01:19:25.460 now that we're not rushing to go anywhere do you is there anything you want to no you don't want
01:19:31.680 to talk about any more holidays uh no yeah so halloween you should do whatever you want you 0.80
01:19:37.480 know no because it's like a big deal we should do an episode on you're not a christian if you
01:19:41.260 do the halloween thing it's like i get it i get it where you're like how how like you're saying
01:19:45.040 how can you dress up in this type of stuff and like be okay with this it just feels like one
01:19:49.520 of those things where it's like i i want to approach it with like patience and grace because
01:19:54.400 it was it was from the point of view of specifically my cousin who it's a it's a great hope of mine
01:20:00.300 that he comes to the lord amen so so when he is talking about this and he's like what do you think
01:20:06.540 about it and i'm and i'm thinking about in the context of my cousin i'm going i don't really
01:20:11.120 care about anything except for like you having a relationship with the lord dude so like because i
01:20:16.560 know him he does like karaoke is it like some karaoke nights you know where they do competitions
01:20:21.160 and stuff and they're gonna dress up because it's gonna be halloween karaoke nights and stuff and
01:20:24.900 like no do that do that like go i thought about when you said somebody came to you and they were
01:20:30.900 like i've been smoking a lot of weed um and i want to get closer to the lord like what should
01:20:37.040 you do i'm paraphrasing but like more or less they were saying like yeah you know i want to
01:20:40.920 be a christian but i love smoking weed yeah yeah i said smoke it up yeah your issue isn't smoking
01:20:46.780 weed your issue is proximity to god like you got to go after god right you should if you're going
01:20:51.700 to smoke weed you should think about him every time you're smoking weed man you should think
01:20:55.860 about him the rest of the time right you should think about him all day you should communicate
01:21:00.240 with them and if god convicts you at some point in your you'll drop the reefer then you're gonna
01:21:04.920 drop it yeah right right right because that's that's you try to do it in your own strength
01:21:08.880 i don't know good luck yeah yeah i tried a lot and then it wasn't until i started getting closer
01:21:14.440 to god that that any of that worked for me but i was just thinking about that it's like dude i
01:21:18.420 don't care like i'm not telling you to be um christian to stop watching like spooky movies
01:21:26.600 or stop doing like i'm telling you to get closer to the lord because that's where salvation is yeah 0.86
01:21:31.900 and he'll deal with it so like what any of that other shit like whatever dude if you want to have 0.52
01:21:36.440 a conversation about that in the future like i told him like i'm going out with my son we're 0.73
01:21:40.900 gonna get some candy bars i'm gonna be upset because they don't really do candy bars anymore
01:21:45.000 they just do little tiny itty bitty ones as long as you go to enough places it's like the fruit
01:21:49.560 trees oh they'll never sell this fruit tree you'll never see in a grocery store because it grows
01:21:53.540 small fruit yeah if you grow to your house you just eat two or three of them instead of one well 0.98
01:21:57.360 no you have to eat hundreds of these things to make a they're so little they're stupid it's very 0.84
01:22:01.820 i don't know who and then they coined them fun size it's nothing fun about gotta be to make more 0.97
01:22:05.660 money dude it's gotta be the smaller package a charleston chew because i can i can beat my 0.93
01:22:10.500 homie's ass with that they're so big yeah and then i can still eat it that's great for your 0.98
01:22:14.000 jaw man you're strengthening the jaw trying to crush you that i really love the charleston 0.99
01:22:17.700 you but yeah i i i realized like i don't know what other people when they get all up in arms 0.99
01:22:24.060 and they start screaming about shit so this is like a gay thing so the other day i went to go 0.96
01:22:29.000 when i went to go see my cousin the week that my car broke down and um i said hey um do you want 0.99
01:22:37.120 to meet up he goes i need a little bit more time i go okay cool i'm gonna go over here to this
01:22:39.980 little bar i'm gonna have a beer and i'm gonna sit down at this thing on the patio and i go it's a 0.99
01:22:45.560 lot of ladies with dudes voices what's going on here and i realized it is an lgbtq fucking parade 0.98
01:22:52.520 i told you guys this and i'm like holy shit i i'm not gonna lie it wasn't because i like i hated 1.00
01:22:58.040 them or anything i just i walked into a bar there's a lady at the counter she's huge and she 0.96
01:23:03.600 starts talking to the fucking bartender and she's like yeah can i get up and i fucking went and 0.97
01:23:08.380 walked right back out of the bar and i was like not going there and and so i i started to put 0.99
01:23:13.360 together like i was a big um lgbtq thing later on i'm talking to my cousin and he goes yeah 0.86
01:23:20.260 fucking there's i know he's like kind of testing me because he you know he's like trying to get 0.99
01:23:24.480 my opinion on things see what i'll say and there's a bunch of christians on the corner going fucking 1.00
01:23:29.460 god doesn't like faggots or whatever the case may be and he goes like yeah that's what was going on 1.00
01:23:35.520 what do you think about that and i go you're fucking never gonna who in the fuck are you 0.99
01:23:38.640 going to win over doing that yeah i mean like i get it i get it right if but if you want to go to 0.99
01:23:44.160 a place where great sin is taking place right what is your goal here not to say that it's wrong to
01:23:48.860 tell people like hey you're living in sin i'm not saying it's wrong but is that gonna work
01:23:52.140 you're a bunch of elderly people yeah hanging out among trainees with a sign that says god 0.99
01:23:58.340 hates faggots and you're chanting yeah yeah and they're just chanting yeah it's like you're never 1.00
01:24:03.800 gonna win anybody you walked over to him and said hey bro listen god hates whatever you know what 0.99
01:24:09.180 if you just had that yeah what if you said that but yeah but like look i love you it's not i'm
01:24:13.620 just doing some show here i'm not just trying to hold this sign because like look it up it's also
01:24:17.640 like god hates a bunch of shit that i was doing too yeah what have you did what have you said 0.99
01:24:20.920 that yeah that's so when it comes to the gay thing i'm like yeah it's not good to be gay but 1.00
01:24:26.680 also like i was doing things that weren't good either it's not good to be like looking at porn 0.63
01:24:30.160 it's not good to be filled with anger it's not good to be you know so i got a little filled with
01:24:33.600 anger the other day uh but you know what i'm saying like it's a measuring of sin and you're
01:24:39.200 never gonna get like you you know when people go uh yeah okay the dude in the chat i think is
01:24:44.640 asking who's that a sin or not uh i love you and your no no not that who clicked that oh nancy's
01:24:51.180 here hi nancy no just enough said i just want to know if anything is a limiting factor would that
01:24:57.420 be living in sin i have extended family that are gay and lesbian yeah yeah god is very intentionally
01:25:02.020 created part a to go inside part b is that living in sin this image that we've put up on that i mean
01:25:07.700 you could make the argument for uh is this gluttony gluttony well is this gluttony and
01:25:12.380 that's a question you know what i'm saying so like yeah dude sure i'm a sinner you're a sinner
01:25:18.760 your sin's a little bit different than my sin you think uh god liked when you were ferociously
01:25:23.160 snorting oxycontin he didn't like it look look this happens too i knew this happened recently
01:25:30.000 to somebody we know i knew a lesbian who was convicted by the holy spirit she was living with
01:25:33.680 her gay lover broke up with her ended up turning straight uh pining for some dude she worked with 0.60
01:25:40.900 i don't know like a little girl like a little girl yeah yeah like pining like a little girl
01:25:45.720 with a crush okay cool um yeah that happens man but it was just ultimately it's like yeah that's
01:25:50.920 it's not like and i i don't feel like that one ever was like a rocket science type of thing it's
01:25:55.800 like you know the man is made for the woman the woman's made for the man like it's yeah yeah well
01:26:00.260 what happened is it was the it became this darling of like a cultural psychological operation yeah
01:26:06.120 and then an entire western culture championed it yeah said that it was good and that it was love
01:26:11.220 and that they were born that way and you do good artwork all this stuff yeah yeah so no no that's
01:26:15.680 a boy putting his private parts inside another boy that's nothing to do with artwork and creativity 0.89
01:26:19.560 to the point of the the the christians on the corner with the signs and shit like that's not 0.96
01:26:24.120 gonna work your goal that's what i'm saying was their goal just to be like yeah we showed them 0.88
01:26:28.160 yeah yeah but if your goal is like no i'm gonna get people saved dude oh yeah well if you go talk 0.96
01:26:33.900 to those homosexuals and people are gonna have bad stuff to say about you i don't care i'm gonna 0.99
01:26:38.460 talk to them right it's the same thing so so if my cousin was gay and he was like yo fucking what 1.00
01:26:44.580 do you think about all this dick that i'm sucking i'd be like go after god i'd be like dude just 1.00
01:26:48.780 talk to talk to god go after god talk to god i'm a sinner in a different way it doesn't matter 1.00
01:26:53.720 we all fall short right like jesus died for all of us like you said bad enough that that jesus had
01:26:58.360 to come and die for us that's how bad we are that's how bad all of us are so like if he came to me and 0.95
01:27:04.000 he was like dude i'm gobbling up these cocks what do you think about that i'd be like gobble it up 0.95
01:27:08.580 champ but talk to the lord like first and foremost get close to god no you can't gobble up the um 0.99
01:27:15.080 As many cocks as it takes 1.00
01:27:16.900 Till 0.98
01:27:17.320 Till the Lord goes
01:27:19.080 Hey
01:27:19.480 I don't know
01:27:23.600 How do we get out of here
01:27:24.240 Alright fine
01:27:25.040 Alright
01:27:26.920 We'll see you guys
01:27:27.880 In a little bit
01:27:28.560 Bye bye
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