Nephilim Death Squad - June 04, 2026


FTFE Eats his own boogers on video! | Neph 2 America


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1 hour and 42 minutes

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16,658

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00:01:00.000 welcome back ladies and gentlemen to another episode of neff to america your cultural commentary
00:01:07.520 for the end of days i am david lee corbo aka the raven and i am flying solo today top has a little
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00:02:45.660 Hey, Nancy's here. Hi, Nance.
00:02:48.000 Hello. Do you have a guest in there?
00:02:51.640 No, there's no guest in here. It's just me.
00:02:53.180 Oh why are you talking to yourself
00:02:56.320 I don't know
00:02:59.180 I mean well I'm talking to the
00:03:01.160 I'm talking to you
00:03:02.300 And I'm
00:03:04.240 But you were talking before I got here
00:03:06.900 No yeah because
00:03:08.660 You know we're on the
00:03:10.160 On the show we're talking to the audience
00:03:12.980 What are you doing Nance
00:03:14.140 Drinking coffee
00:03:19.720 Oh that's good that's good
00:03:21.800 so anyway um very excited to have nancy with us today we're gonna get into a little bit of
00:03:27.580 content right off the bat i know you guys see the name of the episode which is ftfe for those
00:03:32.880 of you don't know that is uh i think it's like fuck the flat earth or something like that uh
00:03:37.980 he's a youtuber and a debater and we have some fun content that we might check out later on of
00:03:44.140 him eating his own boogers which is fantastic but i want to get into something a little bit
00:03:47.700 more interesting than that before we do. And that is a little bit of movement on the Epstein files.
00:03:55.140 Movement is not really the phrase I should be using. This is going to be disappointing,
00:04:00.740 but it's also pretty funny if you just allow it to be. So let's listen to this.
00:04:04.040 Thank you. You said this is the end of the Epstein, of your review of the Epstein files.
00:04:09.820 So just to clarify, is the public going to learn the identities of the men who abused the girls
00:04:17.620 with the information that you're really that's a that's a good question right
00:04:21.860 eating boogers is how he got so smart well actually it's just the food in england which
00:04:27.080 is where he's from is so bad that he'd rather eat boogers and actually in that regard i don't
00:04:33.480 really blame him i guess so so uh the question that's asked here is are we going to learn the
00:04:39.960 identities elohim says excellent question is an excellent question feels like you shouldn't have
00:04:44.300 to ask that though right like hey there's this ongoing case in america that's gripped everybody
00:04:48.400 for the longest time and it's got to do with uh child sex trafficking and ritual abuse and and
00:04:55.640 you know elites running a pedo ring and we've been pretty concerned about that for a long time
00:05:01.700 are we finally going to know the names of the culprits of the people who victimized the children
00:05:07.340 and trafficked them and wore their faces and did all the horrifying things it's a good question
00:05:11.600 It feels like you shouldn't have to ask it, but it's a good one.
00:05:13.520 And if not, why not?
00:05:15.980 And then I have a quick follow-up.
00:05:17.840 You just baked in an assumption into your question that I have never said, and I don't know to be true.
00:05:22.500 Is the public going to learn about men that abuse these girls?
00:05:27.380 Like, what does that mean?
00:05:28.520 I don't understand what that means.
00:05:29.780 That's already – is that what he said?
00:05:32.660 Men that abuse these girls?
00:05:34.180 Because – I don't know if he said that, but it goes so far beyond.
00:05:38.160 And we talk on this show pretty often about how the whole thing has kind of been reduced to like, you know, those nasty old dudes getting handies from 17 year old girls.
00:05:48.880 And you go, no, that's not what's going on.
00:05:52.220 You know, we had that CIA file drop before the UAP files that came out.
00:05:57.060 And in it, and it's not like evidence, it's not like anybody's been prosecuted.
00:06:01.340 But there's this lengthy affidavit, I believe, of a story where a bunch of elites, including like presidential figures, are on a yacht and they're passing around an eight year old boy and they're slicing his foot with a scimitar and they're filling a chalice with the blood from his foot and they're drinking it.
00:06:18.200 But yeah, these girls, these girls, it just always seems to get reduced to that. That was a really popular kind of thought that came out of the Netflix documentary, where they basically made Ghislaine, Ghislaine, however you care to pronounce her word, or her name rather, look like a victim and that Epstein was the mastermind.
00:06:41.420 and and then of course they focus predominantly on on 16 year old the 17 year old girls which is
00:06:47.840 like in some states i think it's legal to date a 17 year old girl so all they did was go to a place
00:06:56.520 where the line is really gray it's like no it wasn't it wasn't really gray we think uh hillary
00:07:02.120 Clinton wore a child's face. Can we talk about that? Well, I mean, the men who abused the young
00:07:12.720 women through Epstein's... We said in July, and it... You guys kind of getting bitchy, huh?
00:07:20.620 Hey, hey, don't ask me questions about this. Why are you so worried about this? Remains as true
00:07:25.000 today as it was in July. If we had information, we meaning the Department of Justice, about men
00:07:30.920 who abused women we would um we would we would prosecute them right we talked about the work
00:07:37.240 that we're doing that's why i said that there's that i said this earlier there's this built-in
00:07:41.080 assumption this is crazy i thought we crossed a line now where we understood that this was the
00:07:46.840 case this guy is saying if we had evidence of men that abused women it's like not women dog
00:07:54.600 girls children but if we had that we would prosecute them wow what is going on what is
00:08:02.680 going on i i thought we crossed a line what with the release of the epstein files where they were
00:08:08.960 acclimating the public to the idea that they are fucking kids
00:08:12.160 we did we just take a bunch of steps backwards i'm just confused that somehow there's this hidden
00:08:19.160 trance of information of men that we know about that we're covering up or that we're not we're
00:08:24.840 choosing not to prosecute that is not the case i don't know whether there are men out there that
00:08:29.580 abuse these women this is such a silly thing what a what a stupid i mean i knew it was going to be
00:08:36.440 like this i you know i i selected it for sort of the outrage purposes um but that was gay
00:08:43.820 that was gay that was really uh almost embarrassing i mean like i said i thought
00:08:51.080 we were all on the same page after that that epstein file dump there was um it was the epstein
00:08:57.780 files right how many how many 3.5 million the first time around and an additional 3.5 million
00:09:05.080 the second time around you know we're talking 7 million documents so for the you know intelligence
00:09:11.900 agencies to be compelled people said it was the i forget what department supposedly
00:09:16.480 released this and was forced to but let's go with that they were forced to release it which
00:09:21.580 is like bullshit of course they weren't forced to release it it's just part of the narrative but
00:09:25.000 still they're forced to release seven million documents
00:09:28.860 and then you're gonna have this guy stand on stage and say like well we don't if of course
00:09:36.880 if we had evidence that men had abused women we would be prosecuting them and then he's making a
00:09:44.180 bunch of noises and hand shaking as if like but we don't have that we're not hiding anything the
00:09:49.480 fuck was the seven million documents with the scimitar about really wild really wild um here
00:09:58.240 let's see what else we got boom i haven't done a solo show in a long time hopefully i don't
00:10:04.440 fuck this up and make it bad guys oh this is fun we got now i got to admit i am fully fatigued
00:10:14.120 as i know the audience is with the ufo stuff and i really just kind of want to make fun of it
00:10:22.560 i don't want to look at it in any meaningful way because it's gay and it's boring
00:10:26.720 and i'm tired of talking about the four species of alien or the eight species of alien and the
00:10:33.060 disclosure day film which i'm gonna watch that still i'm still gonna watch the uh spielberg
00:10:38.080 film i'm gonna have fun with that but we have black people fighting no kenny this isn't that
00:10:46.760 kind of show it's a christian show we're not gonna watch black people fighting even though
00:10:51.940 it is very tempting um i have seen some funny videos recently and you know i did think about
00:11:02.180 how cool it would be to watch him on a show with the audience and but we're not that's not what
00:11:06.520 this is all right and you're not gonna lure me into that instead i give you this black man
00:11:11.920 and he's not fighting anybody but he's got something to say about disclosure day and i
00:11:17.280 gotta tell you the entirety of the reason that i put this on the screen was not because i was
00:11:25.500 interested in the content it's really just because of how much michelle obama looks like a dude
00:11:31.080 isn't that crazy i mean just have a gander at that
00:11:36.160 i don't i i i can't promise that i'm going to be interested in what
00:11:42.980 he she they them zimzer is gonna say but it's enough for me to put this screenshot
00:11:49.940 on the on the screen here for you guys that is a rough looking yeah still reserved she's looking
00:11:57.040 rough wife guy says she's hotter than candace that's that's very silly come on now what are
00:12:03.360 we doing here um let's make it full screen i don't want to spoil it by reading sometimes you
00:12:07.940 read these captions and it's like verbatim what's in the fucking clip perhaps i will tell you that
00:12:12.660 good choice of words to start off with mr obama perhaps i will tell you that my husband
00:12:19.500 is a bully to you when it comes to your movies you know i always reprimand him but
00:12:26.420 what did he what did he because you haven't let him see this one and he's very mad he dubs
00:12:32.040 says he looks stinky that's not nice he doesn't look stinky i can't imagine being that wealthy
00:12:40.540 if anything you know what it is it's um the mussy you know that you have to dilate to keep open
00:12:48.760 because otherwise it's a wound probably does have a smell am i allowed to say that uh michelle
00:12:56.020 obama has a mussy i'm not really sure what the rules are and about that yeah he said if he wasn't
00:13:02.040 among the first no steven spielberg very gay looking jew jew right i mean obviously
00:13:07.420 that's that's true nancy is steven spielberg a jew i feel like that's a silly question to ask but
00:13:14.820 any way you can confirm that i believe so but i will check okay you could have just said yes and
00:13:20.860 i would have believed you and so would have everybody else in the show and you probably
00:13:23.300 would have been correct uh but just a a weaselly looking jew isn't he just a weaselly looking
00:13:28.880 just a weaselly looking little jew man to see it he was gonna watch it only on an iphone
00:13:36.100 which and he said he was only what he knows would irritate and he said he wouldn't watch
00:13:40.540 it horizontally he'd only watch it vertically oh that's not nice but what is that what whoa
00:13:48.160 he is in fact a jew he is in fact a jew all right good i mean i like that we
00:13:55.680 looked it up because on this show we we only tell the truth but what what the what the fuck is that
00:14:01.760 oh man is this um it's like michelle obama has a show oh okay people are saying that's
00:14:12.460 his brother interesting i wonder if he knows his brother has a mussy or his his uh his sister
00:14:22.820 his sister has a mussy i bet you michelle doesn't eat his boogers i would agree with that
00:14:27.820 i would agree with that because michelle or mike whatever isn't hurting for money
00:14:32.800 and uh fdfe is hurting for money and he's down in his boogers and you know just to just to give
00:14:39.760 you guys a little bit you know it's a short clip but apparently this guy we'll get into it later
00:14:44.780 on he just didn't know he was live and he's just housing boogers dude just go into town on boogers
00:14:52.160 but like i said he is from england where the food is trash and um you know pica pike is like a thing
00:14:59.140 where you eat random shit that somehow you instinctively know has the nutritional value
00:15:04.980 that you're missing so you know if he's struggling with the food out there there could be a reason
00:15:11.680 a medical reason why he's downing boogers we'll check that out later let's see what this horrifying
00:15:16.460 there's a a really really rough trio something about this trio this little little weasley jew
00:15:24.720 and the lady boy and this fat bald he is gay right you can tell he's gay i haven't even listened to
00:15:32.600 any of his words but i can tell he's gay um and and you're just like tuning in to watch that
00:15:39.700 this unbelievable um chimeric nightmare of a trinity and they're and by the way they're
00:15:49.120 telling you about aliens that is fun we do have similar shirts still reserve points out i don't
00:15:56.580 hate his shirt i'm not gonna lie i can't even pretend i do hate a shirt it's a bad shirt not
00:16:00.460 a good one i wouldn't pick it not nice but he got to come on set for this one this is the first set
00:16:06.740 barack ever visited even though your daughter's a filmmaker malia yeah right so i feel bad i
00:16:13.060 malia is that the one that was smoking crack with hunter biden she's a filmmaker i don't know if
00:16:22.900 doing a sex tape with hunter biden constitutes being a filmmaker that's crazy what a fucked up
00:16:29.140 family huh she will never invite us to anything that she does you know she doesn't want us around
00:16:34.660 her stuff but he had a ball yeah it was great it was great it was of course for my cast it was a
00:16:41.920 why why not a molek why didn't he have a molek a bit of a religious experience because
00:16:47.360 in walks this iconic president who comes onto our set to me he's a he's a good friend of course
00:16:56.460 all of us he's you know we know each other so well but on the set the kids didn't know yeah
00:17:01.540 yeah you go to a lot of hot dog parties there spielberg huh you get to know each other on the
00:17:09.100 on the set of night of fucking a thousand kids that wasn't good that wasn't a good pun
00:17:16.280 nancy was that a bad pun it was okay the night of fucking a thousand kids
00:17:22.840 it's okay
00:17:30.040 it's because they ordered a lot of hot dogs you know the um the hot dog thing there was a lot
00:17:37.140 of them it was like a thousand hot dogs or something so you know i i figured it was probably
00:17:43.120 code for kids and uh and they were them
00:17:53.680 yep all right barack except from you know what he's done for the world and who he represents
00:18:02.320 and they were just absolutely and i i have a very extroverted cast you could hear a pin drop when
00:18:07.920 he walked in they didn't know what they didn't know what to say did they know he was coming
00:18:11.760 ahead of time. I didn't tell all of them.
00:18:13.820 I told some of them, but not all of them.
00:18:16.740 Thank you, Kung Pao.
00:18:20.940 Man.
00:18:22.220 Yeah, I don't know why I put that on.
00:18:23.740 I mean, like I said, it was really
00:18:25.560 just because of how bad
00:18:26.820 Mike Tyson, Mike
00:18:29.500 Obama
00:18:31.480 looked, and I wanted
00:18:33.560 to share that with you guys.
00:18:36.220 I don't know if there was anything valuable
00:18:37.640 in that clip.
00:18:41.760 but it was
00:18:43.560 it's kind of fun all right let's get on to something else let's see what else i got in
00:18:48.800 the old basket of shit oh this is kind of nice we'll put this on um i don't really know where
00:18:55.360 this is going this is very much how we do it on on neft to america but it's also how i've
00:19:00.460 always done it where i don't i don't really uh look at these videos before i show them to you
00:19:06.620 guys yeah all right all right so it says men sue fanime con fanime con after drinking cosplayers
00:19:22.760 foot juice i think that's ai no i'll be the judge of that several men in california are planning
00:19:31.360 to sue fanime con after getting lung infections from drinking foot juice i don't so so right off
00:19:44.000 the bat i'm gonna say i don't think it is ai but i don't think this video this clip that we're
00:19:48.240 looking at right here is that all related to in other words i think this is just a dude on his
00:19:53.440 deathbed and it was a video that they spliced into this and made it look like he's dying from
00:19:58.940 foot juice it is it is believable but i don't think that this fucking guy but yeah if you just
00:20:05.720 watch the beginning it doesn't look uh there's nothing that's sticking out they got a couple
00:20:09.760 of perspectives from the same yeah here let's look at it again several men in california are
00:20:14.260 planning to sue fanime con after getting lung infections from drinking foot juice sold by
00:20:19.420 female cosplayers fresh feet juice so for the listeners it's an it's a cosplayer an anime girl
00:20:26.560 she's holding a sign that says fresh foot juice and she's got her feet in a igloo cooler and the
00:20:34.140 igloo cooler is filled with i don't know blue gatorade maybe blue hawaiian punch oh my god we
00:20:40.800 need vince sonette as a co-host to fill in for top i was very mean to to vince i got real real nasty
00:20:48.840 with him um and then i and then i moved on to pretty abruptly i i've had my fun with vince
00:20:55.260 and um but yeah things went real real south what do you think about that nance the way
00:21:01.960 that things went with vince it was kind of sad to see wasn't it yeah it was
00:21:06.920 do you feel like we handled it maybe a little bit too aggressively towards the end
00:21:13.280 um no i don't think so i mean it's kind of what you do
00:21:19.180 that's true hey by the way um it's 21 minute at the 25 minute mark do do feel free to
00:21:26.440 uh kick out the pores uh across the various platforms will do you uh systems already go
00:21:33.420 okay let's bring this back up oops i've done a thing there all right incident reportedly
00:21:40.940 happened during fanime con 2026 inches san jose where a group of female cosplayers
00:21:46.400 began selling cups of red drink for $15.
00:21:49.400 Oh, that's actually, it had a price on it.
00:21:52.100 So let's see how much it was.
00:21:53.060 San Jose, where a group of females...
00:21:55.240 So it looks like $10 for a swig.
00:22:00.120 I don't know what merits a swig, but all right.
00:22:03.580 This Asian girl is holding up her pricing for the foot juice.
00:22:06.460 It's $10 for a swig, $15 for a cup, and $20 for a drizzle.
00:22:11.700 It does feel like a drizzle is less than a cup, doesn't it?
00:22:14.280 i just feel like if i was going to drizzle let's say some chocolate on something maybe make a
00:22:21.940 zigzag pattern but if i was going to dump a cup of chocolate onto it would be a lot more a strange
00:22:26.360 pricing um 30 for spit does that say spit and yeah as still reserve has noted it's scribbled
00:22:37.260 out because she's all out of spit got a dry mouth been spitting on these niggas all day
00:22:43.340 nothing left to give man imagine that i wonder how much money she made i'd be curious
00:22:49.700 theirs began selling cups of red drink for 15 but the drink came oh thank you that's a that's
00:22:56.720 a good observation uh xerox says the drizzle is straight off the foot into the mouth which
00:23:03.060 explains the cost okay that does explain the cost that makes a lot of sense and honestly
00:23:06.540 um as far as conservation of juice goes that's a really great that's a financially responsible
00:23:14.100 sort of payment system she's got going on there it's gonna take a long time to run out of blue
00:23:19.540 juice if everybody's buying the drizzle and i guess that's what people come for is the drizzle
00:23:23.940 with a strange twist the women would place their feet inside the drink and when a man paid
00:23:29.580 they would lift their feet out and let the liquid drip down from their feet for him to drink this
00:23:34.940 done quickly pulled in a large crowd many people paid to try it and the cosplayers reportedly made
00:23:39.840 thousands of dollars in just a few hours but after the event ended some of the first men who drank it
00:23:45.520 began coughing heavily and feeling pain and discomfort in their i will agree with you nance
00:23:50.380 i think the um the narration is ai i don't think the narration is is is real once again there's a
00:23:57.720 dude on a respirator in a hospital bed i don't fucking think this guy has anything to do with
00:24:01.480 drink and drizzle i think he's probably just dying and uh and somebody just stitched him into
00:24:07.700 this whole thing now his family's gonna see this and think he's he's he's chugging drizzle from the
00:24:11.760 you know the comic-con uh girls which is that's a bummer but i guess i was hoping it wasn't real
00:24:19.600 maybe that's what it was that's a reasonable hope but you should know better by now lungs
00:24:25.680 after going to the hospital they were diagnosed with fungal lung infections and told they needed
00:24:30.240 to stay for treatment now several of the men say they regret taking part and are preparing to sue
00:24:35.340 the event organizers for medical costs no dude you can't sue you can't sue because you wanted
00:24:41.000 to suck on foot juice and you got fucking a lung uh fungal lungal uh infection that you should have
00:24:47.900 known better i would hope that these these uh fine ladies these girl these girl bosses i would
00:24:55.180 hope these girl bosses had um some paperwork you know the what's the you can't sue me variety
00:25:02.460 not an nda but uh you know whatever non-liability uh clause that's a better word for it a waiver
00:25:11.680 they're just girl bossing they're just fucking you know giving the people what they want
00:25:17.360 a fungal infection in their lungs they argue that funny me con should have stopped the activity
00:25:23.960 before it became a health risk what do you think uh i think that that's not the responsibility of
00:25:30.480 the venue and i think that uh these are all consenting adults who want to drink this this
00:25:36.060 fucking foot juice and that they have the right to do that but they also have the right to you
00:25:42.960 know shut up when they get a fungal infection in their lungs a fungal lungal infection a fungal
00:25:48.160 infection in your lungs from drink imagine that's how you die man what a way to go i think when you
00:25:56.580 show up god calls you a faggot just because not because he doesn't like you or just just because
00:26:04.500 it's you know on principle that's how you got here you fucking faggot you drank foot juice from a
00:26:11.100 from a japanese girl dressed up like your favorite cartoon character man little lemon juice
00:26:18.100 would go a long way with the bacteria yeah probably yeah if you stuck with something citrusy
00:26:23.620 you probably would have been okay but um blue gatorade ginger would i don't dude i don't like
00:26:32.180 ginger i gotta tell you i don't like the taste of it i don't like the look of it i don't like
00:26:37.020 no i know that but it's um gross and bad you know it kills bacteria lemon and it's wonderful
00:26:45.040 it's wonderful
00:26:46.640 olive oil kills bacteria
00:26:49.720 maybe
00:26:51.180 you're just saying shit now
00:26:53.240 yeah
00:26:54.120 alright that's fine
00:26:55.960 so I guess we'll get into a little bit of the discussion
00:26:59.220 we have more content but
00:27:00.640 I want to show you guys a little bit of something
00:27:03.840 and it's
00:27:04.960 I would love to get the chat's feedback
00:27:07.200 on this
00:27:08.140 feedback
00:27:09.220 some of you may know
00:27:13.340 FTFEs. It's
00:27:16.240 Fuck the Flat Earth. In fact,
00:27:18.680 he was doing
00:27:19.980 a debate with Thomas.
00:27:24.520 Thomas the Paranoid American. And Thomas
00:27:26.380 was
00:27:27.000 steelmanning the idea that I believe
00:27:30.520 it was Adrenochrome
00:27:32.180 was
00:27:33.700 funded
00:27:35.440 by Freemasons. It was a little bit
00:27:37.840 more
00:27:39.580 detailed than that, the argument. But that was kind of the
00:27:42.340 gist of it was that maybe you could even go a step further and say had it not been for the
00:27:47.540 interest in funding of freemasons adrenochrome would never have risen to any sort of popularity
00:27:53.540 it not only its usage but also it's like pop culture presence you know the pop culture presence
00:27:59.440 being like you know what it is now but also as far back as fear and loathing in las vegas
00:28:03.800 thomas actually came on stage at the second bohemian grove if you guys remember that
00:28:10.320 and uh some of you were there and he did a presentation on the historical um sort of
00:28:19.660 reality of adrenochrome and that it isn't just something that came on the stage with fear and
00:28:26.840 loathing in las vegas that johnny depp movie benicio del toro johnny depp and he goes and
00:28:32.900 shows you the instances of it existing in in you know in the news and in reports and you know
00:28:38.940 scientific inquiries whatever for decades preceding fear and loathing he also did it
00:28:45.580 while he was wearing a cloak really a fantastic moment so anywho he does a debate with this guy
00:28:52.240 and i've seen this guy before and he's kind of this wispy bitchy you know when like physiognomy
00:29:03.880 tips you off as to a person's character as soon as you look at him he's one of those guys very
00:29:09.300 much like a worm and he's got this kind of revenge of the nerds thing where he probably had not very
00:29:17.500 much social success in his youth and is now uh found himself with a little bit of a platform
00:29:25.380 here on the internet and just like the days when the uh popular kids were the bane of his existence
00:29:32.400 the popular kids of today if i dare say so are he is a wispy bitch yeah are um conspiracy theorists
00:29:41.140 conspiracy theorists are winning the day lately we're the cool kids wasn't always this way but
00:29:45.920 i would think it's safe to say that that is the case now and so conspiracy theorists are
00:29:52.780 they're the bane of his existence and he's dedicated all his time to i don't know like
00:29:57.420 debunking whatever it doesn't matter just whatever it is conspiracy theorists believe he doesn't
00:30:02.820 believe i think i could be wrong i've never really watched much of his content outside of
00:30:09.000 a little bit of the discussion that he had with thomas and i said weasel bad physiognomy
00:30:14.520 can't listen to this for much longer what i did notice in that debate is that he does a thing where
00:30:19.620 even if he is wrong and is cornered he will just you know not to use uh sort of debate
00:30:27.720 phrases here but he will shift the goal post and he will not concede and he'll just sort of
00:30:34.140 regurgitate a word salad and he'll use these snide little passive aggressive insults and he'll drag
00:30:40.160 the conversation somewhere else as long as it's away from the glaringly obvious thing he was just
00:30:45.980 wrong about um and in that way it's never a good faith thing i imagine it wasn't a good faith thing
00:30:52.480 for the thomas discussion but i know that this guy's relatively infamous for being that that
00:30:59.200 being a faggot and so anywho he's a vet that's right i'm very sorry he is a he's a veteran
00:31:06.760 uh but not for this country so fuck him right where he breathes he popped up on my radar
00:31:14.340 for i i don't know so some sort of he was confused about something i was going back and forth with
00:31:22.380 vince vince has since stepped away from the phone booth podcast he says it's because uh we are
00:31:28.620 snowflakes i don't know what that means but it's been a lot of fun going back and forth with vince
00:31:33.860 and dragging him around the internet and i guess what happened was he was supposed to do a debate
00:31:37.760 with these guys this is all boring you know meaningless bullshit but that debate got messed
00:31:43.420 up because vince stepped away from the show and what ends up happening is i guess he just
00:31:53.020 becomes associated you know in his mind with nephilim death squad phone booth podcast it's
00:32:00.980 not happening the debate because nephilim death squad so he shows up at my door and he starts
00:32:06.360 talking shit now unprovoked i don't know him i don't fuck with him very much a fag but i do this
00:32:12.860 really fun thing and this is the thing that i wanted to get your your ideas on is as soon as
00:32:18.160 he pops up i know what he's going to do he's going to insult me and i'm going to insult him
00:32:23.840 and then he's going to insult an idea that i have in an effort to try to get me to defend that idea
00:32:30.160 which i'm not doing so as soon as he insults me i go i know who you are i'd like to extend
00:32:38.320 and offer to you i'm having a live event and it would be fantastic if i could fly you out i'll
00:32:45.400 pay for the tickets we can discuss room and board and we can have a boxing match it'll be great
00:32:50.760 it'll be live streamed we'll even have a referee to which he immediately says yes immediately he
00:32:58.600 says in fact let's turn it into an mma match and then he says i'm gonna beat your ass that's what
00:33:05.600 says to me something like that and i go fantastic tell me the name of the airport that you're flying
00:33:10.740 out of and so we start to have this discourse a discourse discord back and forth and
00:33:17.060 i look up the tickets and i'm not gonna lie to you guys i looked at the fucking tickets
00:33:22.500 and i was like fuck it's like fifteen hundred dollars to fly this piece of shit from edinburgh
00:33:29.180 you know britain i don't fucking know wherever he is but i go okay man i just take that out of
00:33:34.760 my own money because i think that enough people dislike this guy that if i flew him out it would
00:33:40.540 generate some some views would you guys not like to see that sort of a thing i mean he immediately
00:33:46.860 comes out he goes i will fuck you up he goes i'm a black belt i'm a black belt oh what is this is
00:33:54.140 this some of the uh this is actually the interaction he goes raven sit down child you look like you've
00:34:00.980 been going to the gym for a week and got excited i don't even know what he's talking about or where
00:34:06.280 he came from but that's his first introduce introduction to me i didn't recognize him
00:34:10.280 initially so i said who the fuck are you and he goes
00:34:14.080 he goes he goes this is actually very funny on his behalf your worst nightmare now sit down like
00:34:25.840 a good girl and i say um oh i know you i'd like to fly you out to my event i'll pay for the plane
00:34:34.500 ticket we can discuss room and board a boxing match me and you we'll have a referee and everything
00:34:40.220 it'll be fun just like i said and he says just like it says right there sure make it an mma match
00:34:47.580 and you're on it'll be funny for everyone to watch you get your ass beat by a 43 year old disabled
00:34:53.200 military veteran uh with one leg that works very very very very funny very exciting very exciting
00:35:01.440 so uh top was actually not into this idea at all and and to be perfectly honest it is
00:35:08.220 logistically a bit of a nightmare to try to figure out how to um make any of this work
00:35:14.840 right i mean the the venue probably doesn't allow fights maybe it does maybe it does maybe
00:35:23.280 you could do a thing where you you rent a boxing ring because some of these boxing rings they have
00:35:28.940 like midgets that fight in them right so um and and i feel like that's kind of a yeah he is spiraling
00:35:37.180 we'll get into that a little bit he's freaking out man and um and so like maybe there's some
00:35:42.900 kind of way but then like as far as the timing of the event like i can't figure out where we would
00:35:46.580 place it and also i'm not going to rent a boxing ring for just one match so i'd have to like rent
00:35:50.680 the midgets and that sounds retarded but like you can do that that's an actual thing out here you
00:35:55.400 can rent uh you're not renting the midgets that sounds like slavery but you know what i mean you
00:35:59.820 can you can have the midgets do the thing in the ring um and they provide the ring for you now
00:36:05.040 now guys you gotta look at this right
00:36:07.080 $1,500 for the flight
00:36:11.540 renting the ring
00:36:13.160 whatever at this point though we're still in a
00:36:15.280 place I gotta be honest with you we're still in a place
00:36:17.280 where we go I'm thinking this can still
00:36:19.300 generate a lot of because a lot of people don't
00:36:21.400 like this guy because of all of the
00:36:23.360 things that I listed about him which are inherently
00:36:25.380 true just by looking at him he is
00:36:27.320 a weaselly shitty bad
00:36:29.300 faith arguing dysgenic little goblin
00:36:31.380 of a bitch and a
00:36:33.360 lot of people would probably pay a decent amount of money to watch a stream where he got fucked up
00:36:37.560 and i think you guys would love it i think the chat would love it i think you guys would have
00:36:41.180 a really good time it could be great it could be great so i'm still the wheels are still turning
00:36:47.280 and you know we're going back and forth he's trying to insult me and i'm just saying i'm
00:36:51.260 kind of getting vicious i'm not gonna lie to you i said to him a number of times i am going to
00:36:56.800 beat the shit out of you i'm going to lift you in the air and slam you on your neck and then i'm
00:37:01.480 going to go on stage and i'm going to do a show and when you wake up you can figure out your own
00:37:06.340 way back to the airport because you're allowed to kind of do this now that it's all within this
00:37:10.720 legal area like you're a consenting adult i'm a consenting adult this is for entertainment
00:37:14.340 purposes but i'm going to hurt you it's going to be terrible for you and um so we're going back
00:37:20.520 and forth like this for a while and all of a sudden the next morning i wake up and after all
00:37:26.340 that tough guy shit he's doing this thing where he's going um by the way by the way you're gonna
00:37:34.020 be paying my appearance fee too appearance fee but you fucking agreed you agreed on the thing
00:37:40.380 we looked at the thing you agreed you said i said i'll take care of your ticket and we can have a
00:37:46.940 discussion about room and board that's pretty generous of me even a discussion we'll figure it
00:37:50.580 out if it's a little bit too much or whatever you know how much is this appearance fee
00:37:56.160 three thousand dollars so 1500 for the flight three thousand dollars per day but you'd only
00:38:04.300 be here for one day you'd really only be here for like 10 minutes um we would record a walkout
00:38:09.940 with maybe some music it would be cool um the round would start i would i don't know if i'd
00:38:16.920 waste time you know kind of doing a thing like pump a double jab and leg kick him because he's
00:38:22.200 got a bad leg so leg kick him real hard i don't know if i want him to suffer or if i want to do
00:38:26.620 a thing where i um emasculate him and i lift him in the air and i dunk him on his neck because
00:38:31.540 it's an mma match and um but either way i don't think really that takes that long and then i'll
00:38:35.960 do like a post interview post fight interview that'd be really cool um and then i probably
00:38:42.120 would have to just get changed and then go on for the rest of the day to perform and like maybe
00:38:47.560 somebody could get him some ice and wake him up and you know send him on his way i don't want him
00:38:52.760 lingering uh because i feel like that would be like a concussed dude really kill the vibe of
00:38:57.580 the whole thing and that's not what i'm trying to do um but three thousand dollars for all that
00:39:05.340 that just seems like a lot i mean we're already looking at four thousand five hundred dollars if
00:39:09.260 we do discuss room and board that's another you know few hundred bucks or something like that
00:39:12.820 Plus he's probably going to bitch about transportation.
00:39:14.960 Now we're pushing 5k and I got to buy the ring.
00:39:18.760 I got to buy the ring.
00:39:19.660 Like, this is crazy.
00:39:20.380 This is getting all really, really, really wild.
00:39:22.940 And I realized like, oh, all that's happening is here is you're trying to price me out of
00:39:26.800 beating your ass.
00:39:28.280 You don't want to concede that this was a horrifying idea and you probably should have
00:39:32.080 just shut your mouth and not popped up on my radar.
00:39:35.140 But instead you've decided that the way out of this, I've got a genius plan is to make
00:39:40.620 it so much money that he's not going to do this.
00:39:42.560 And I did tell him, by the way, Kung Pao Buffalo says it started GoFundMe.
00:39:47.000 If I crowdsource this, it doesn't need to happen at, you know, Bohemian Grove even.
00:39:52.820 It doesn't.
00:39:53.520 We could just do a live stream.
00:39:54.820 And I told him this.
00:39:55.520 I said, hey, look, if it's the appearance fee is happening because you're in an event, we could work around this.
00:40:00.960 I could crowdsource all the money so that I don't have to spend a dime.
00:40:04.260 And then I can sum you.
00:40:05.800 What's that?
00:40:06.800 I would donate.
00:40:08.880 Everybody would donate.
00:40:10.140 Everybody would donate.
00:40:10.860 Nobody likes this guy.
00:40:11.720 and um once i have enough money i can hit you up and i can say hey i'm gonna fly you out there's a
00:40:17.180 local mma gym not too far from here we can go and do it there and as long as i have a rapport with
00:40:22.220 the guy i could probably live stream it so top can set up the cameras and we can figure out the
00:40:25.320 internet thing and at least we could sell you know some patreon memberships and honestly i think that
00:40:33.460 it could still be worth it even though the flights would be you know fifteen hundred dollars or
00:40:38.280 whatever. Um, but he is, he's trying to price me out. Long story short, uh, he spirals. He changes,
00:40:46.220 you know, the, the parameters a bunch of fucking times. He wants all the money. He's saying,
00:40:49.860 if I don't pay the money, I'm scared and I'm broke. Um, and I just, I can't justify paying,
00:40:57.180 you know, $3,000 to beat the shit out of a man. No, I really can't justify paying
00:41:01.840 $5,000 to beat the shit out of a man after room and board and flight and appearance fee.
00:41:08.280 Um, so he's done that little thing and I've really made it a point to say, Hey, look,
00:41:13.340 this is what you agreed to, right?
00:41:15.020 You agreed to a flight and we could have a discussion about room and board.
00:41:20.720 Um, and then he tries to shift the goalpost again and he starts saying things like, well,
00:41:26.180 it's a lose lose for you.
00:41:28.900 I'm a military veteran who's crippled.
00:41:31.480 If you beat me up, you lose.
00:41:33.480 And if I beat you up, you lose.
00:41:35.240 And I said, no, you have no idea.
00:41:38.660 Thank you, dumbass paying to fly somebody out to beat their ass
00:41:41.600 is the type of masculinity I want to be on.
00:41:45.300 You have no idea the amount of joy it would bring me.
00:41:47.320 There is no lose in this for me.
00:41:49.340 Number one, I don't lose against you because that's absurd.
00:41:52.440 I can't even really explain that.
00:41:55.700 That's just, you know, an obvious fact.
00:41:58.900 I'm not going to lose.
00:41:59.800 That's fucking crazy.
00:42:01.100 I signed up for the Muay Thai gym last night.
00:42:03.500 last night i said we're gonna do this i'm gonna make it spectacular and i signed up for the muay
00:42:07.600 thai gym um but it also brings me an incredible amount of satisfaction the idea of ragdolling him
00:42:17.160 and it's immortalized because like i said you guys a lot of you don't even know who i'm talking
00:42:21.480 about people fucking don't like this guy they don't like this guy he's very fucking unlikable
00:42:27.400 uh oh as a vet i can say other veterans are total fags he's brought that up quite a bit
00:42:32.540 the veteran thing and i go you're not even a fucking american i don't care what you're a
00:42:36.200 veteran for that makes you more uh beat upable you know what i mean you're a veteran for
00:42:41.500 england whatever um but it would bring me a tremendous amount of satisfaction i had so
00:42:46.520 many homies hit me up from other shows in the dms last night and go this is fantastic i need
00:42:51.460 to see this happen please make sure this happens like people are rooting for you to get your ass
00:42:55.640 kicked and on top of it i would get a payday from all the the live streams so look guys this is
00:43:00.820 where it all lands and you know he's making a bunch of excuses and and then he says something
00:43:07.000 by the way he's like you can't challenge me intellectually therefore you want to fight me
00:43:12.940 which is wild because i showed you guys how the entire interaction started he never challenged
00:43:17.780 me intellectually he told me like to sit down because i was a bitch or something like that
00:43:22.980 like i've never had an interaction with this guy he comes out and over says sit down
00:43:27.460 like a good little girl and then when i say i'm gonna beat your ass he goes you don't want to
00:43:32.000 challenge me intellectually so he's just shifting goalposts he's making the monetary barrier it's
00:43:37.760 too great you know the price for entry to beat my fucking ass on on live stream is now too great
00:43:44.020 uh and then i go well we'll figure out a way and he goes you don't want to challenge me
00:43:48.140 intellectually then he makes up some shit about how i was on a stream last night or i'm sorry in
00:43:54.060 studio last night with bill ted and vince and that this entire thing stems from that because
00:44:00.000 i was trying to get him in that studio and i don't even understand that like no i was calling
00:44:08.900 vince a faggot last night i wasn't in a studio with him so he just freaked out the fight's not
00:44:15.000 going to happen i imagine but this is a really nice little thing you can raise the money just
00:44:21.960 on principle you should do it so so he has to back down so i would gladly raise the money for
00:44:29.980 no no because then it's crazy because then i gotta fucking give everybody their money back i mean if
00:44:33.940 we get five thousand dollars worth of donations to beat this guy's ass and then he bails now i
00:44:38.740 gotta fucking send back five thousand dollars to all the people who sent five dollars two dollars
00:44:43.920 ten dollars like all like that's a crazy thing of course he's not gonna show of course he's not
00:44:49.160 going to show top didn't like the idea but what top didn't understand is of course he's not going
00:44:53.440 to fight me he doesn't realize the lengths that i would go through to make sure that this happens
00:44:59.360 i don't know that i'd go to five thousand dollars worth of a length to make sure this happens i'd
00:45:04.100 really have to figure out how to generate money off of that and like i said bro he mean grope
00:45:09.620 it kind of logistically is a nightmare to jam a fucking a ring in the venue and then try to
00:45:16.480 make that make sense you know what i mean because then you have a ring and you've got what one fight
00:45:21.160 and then you got to tear down the ring while we're performing like that doesn't make any sense you
00:45:24.880 got to kind of make use of it but the whole day is already planned out there you go we can we'll
00:45:30.980 fundraise to fly you out there and just jump them well i can't say that legally i would never do
00:45:36.180 that i would only ever consent to his consensual combat of course that was consensual you know
00:45:44.960 what i mean mutual yes mutual combat but check this out this is really fun so here's a little
00:45:51.560 clip of craig uh craig f f t f e fuck the flat earth and um this was sent to me
00:46:01.200 in the middle of this back and forth with him and i said oh my god this is so i don't know if
00:46:07.840 you can see he's got a faux hawk he's got a faux hawk which is number one i mean maybe the gayest
00:46:15.760 haircut a dude can have i've done a lot of gay things dressed in a lot of gay ways but i never
00:46:21.620 had a fucking faux hawk especially as a 43 year old man that's wild but um well i got a video of
00:46:31.840 him eating his own booger so fuck it let's just watch it so he goes in the one nostril with the
00:46:36.500 pinky real good he's in the other nostril with the pinky goes back to the first and then boom
00:46:41.240 sucks the boogers off his fingers i mean i think what i'm gonna do is we might actually just leave
00:46:49.440 this up for the rest of the show how would i want to do this like this is that better yeah yeah yeah
00:46:57.080 yep i don't know how to get rid of nancy's icon so it's gonna stay there i know
00:47:01.940 look at him just digging in his nose apparently what happened is he didn't know
00:47:06.140 that the stream was on and so he's just digging in his nose and sucking on his boogers guys
00:47:14.900 look at him wearing a vest on his own show like a fucking dweeb
00:47:21.080 faux hawk receding hairline knuckle deep in both nostrils as if it's not enough he goes back to
00:47:29.700 the first he goes left nostril right nostril back for a little more in the left suck on it
00:47:37.180 fucking sucking on it unbelievable this guy is i know i know eric says magic nose goblin
00:47:50.660 eaten ass nigga yes it is like a ritual right you know what that is though i think that's a thing
00:47:57.420 like a like a nose pick and a nose eat is that's from trauma that's from trauma yeah or children
00:48:04.500 my my daughter does it proudly when i did i hid eating my boogers as a child i would hope i hope
00:48:10.480 you're not still hiding it just do it this guy's doing it on live stream be like him i think it's
00:48:16.000 trauma i think it's uh it's the extreme version of self-soothing you know what i mean because
00:48:20.640 people that have a lot of uh nervous sort of anxiety disorders they pick their skin i've been
00:48:26.300 known to do that i'll pick my my skin my face if i'm feeling a little bit uncomfortable i'll catch
00:48:30.580 myself doing it and i'll say hey cut that out don't pick your skin but i think picking your
00:48:35.600 nose is a little bit of a step further now look look i'm gonna be honest with you sometimes you
00:48:40.160 get a big spiky dog lodged in your nostril don't we all who has it you ever do that if you press
00:48:46.960 on the side of your nose it stabs your nostril you go whoa geez that hurt so i get that i'm not
00:48:52.960 saying that that kind of you know that that thing doesn't happen but to eat it and you can tell he's
00:48:58.160 going from one he's going to the next and he's going back to the original one this is for pleasure
00:49:02.980 this is for pleasure but i also think it is um the highest form of luckily he didn't pick his ass i
00:49:11.100 bet you if you gave him enough time on live stream he'd pick his ass and smell the finger
00:49:14.100 that that's the kind of guy that we're dealing with here in craigory craigory of uh fuck the
00:49:19.840 flat earth he is an ass picker and a booger eater he's a finger sniffer he's a finger sniffer and
00:49:28.180 and ultimately a liar he's a lie a lie teller because what ends up happening is i go he goes
00:49:37.760 you were on a stream last night or in a studio last night that i was invited to that's how this
00:49:43.920 whole thing started and i go no the fuck i wasn't you lying little goblin and then i go to my boy
00:49:51.460 ted and he goes we didn't even have a thing last night so it's not like there was a get together
00:49:57.580 with ted bill and vince and this dude just mistakenly thought i was there what he's doing
00:50:03.820 is it's layers of obfuscation and it's also an attempt to bring the thread to a place the thread
00:50:11.200 meaning the conversation on twitter to bring it to a place where onlookers really can't make heads
00:50:16.380 or tails of what's going on i stuck to my position my position was you fucking faggot i will fly you
00:50:24.460 out we can talk about room and board let's do this and that's where everything started and that's
00:50:31.520 where i stayed he moved from there saying he was gonna kick my ass he went to by the way it's gonna
00:50:39.420 cost you an additional three thousand dollars on top of what you thought if you can't pay that
00:50:44.120 you're broke and scared then he went to this guy's a meathead called me a meathead at one point he
00:50:49.480 said i can you can kick my ass now all of a sudden i'm this big tough guy who if i win i lose because
00:50:55.700 you're a crippled vet and if i lose i lose because you're a crippled vet then ultimately it goes all
00:51:03.280 the way to by the way you wouldn't answer my intellectual challenges no there was no
00:51:09.320 intellectual challenges not true we were going to get together in a studio last night that didn't
00:51:15.080 fucking happen all you're doing is dragging the conversation to a place where it's as far away
00:51:20.760 from fight me and i'll buy your fucking plane ticket as far away from there as humanly possible
00:51:28.200 now i have to show you eating your boogers on my stream do you think my audience likes this
00:51:34.540 you think they want to see this homosexual in a faux hawk double dip into his right nostril
00:51:41.340 and suck on his pinky nobody wants to see you get knuckle deep in your own nose
00:51:47.800 but here we are how long are we gonna watch this we're gonna watch it for the rest of the
00:51:54.100 fucking episode. Over and over and over, we're going to watch Craig of FTFE eat his own snot
00:52:05.960 like a child. Dude's probably got long fingernails to scoop extra. I agree, Victor. I agree.
00:52:15.880 You know what I did, though? I got to admit, I set a nasty trap from the very beginning.
00:52:21.660 Once I became aware of who he was and I knew what he intended to do, because you can tell
00:52:27.740 with this type of weak, cowardly snake, he's a bit of a worm.
00:52:34.440 He's wriggling constantly, trying to wriggle.
00:52:38.500 He doesn't have social success.
00:52:41.420 And so what he does is he talks like a tough guy from the internet.
00:52:45.260 And he gets crazy.
00:52:46.660 I've seen him say all kinds of things.
00:52:48.100 So what I decided to do was immediately cut him off before we could even engage in one ideological conversation.
00:52:56.700 And I said, let's fight.
00:53:00.040 And just like I knew he would, he said, yeah, absolutely.
00:53:04.320 I'm going to mess you up, dude.
00:53:06.420 And I said, OK, great.
00:53:08.860 I'll figure out how to fly you out here.
00:53:11.040 If I need to crowdfund the money, I can figure out how to do that, too.
00:53:15.480 And that's it.
00:53:16.020 I stayed in that spot, and he just fucking fell apart.
00:53:20.120 For 24 hours, he's been falling apart on the internet.
00:53:23.140 And now here we are, the middle of day two,
00:53:28.080 watching him eat his boogers.
00:53:31.660 I would have loved to have done it, though.
00:53:33.380 I really would have.
00:53:34.240 And I don't think it's going to happen.
00:53:36.940 If I had to do it, I think
00:53:39.000 the likeliest combination of things would have been
00:53:45.420 and this is for anybody right you pump a double jab as you come in and that freaks people out
00:53:54.180 like oh you know unless you're a fighter and you know how to move and you know where your
00:53:59.060 distance is you're in a good spot still pumping a double jab on somebody snap it you know touch
00:54:04.960 him a little bit you don't got to really hurt him or anything just touch him touch him get him
00:54:08.240 thinking about what's going on upstairs and then you sink a leg kick just above the knee on the
00:54:13.960 outside of the thigh and the lead leg you sink a leg kick real hard then you back off and you
00:54:20.660 look at him you see how he how he took that in how that felt he says he's got a bad leg so i'd kick
00:54:27.680 it so you sink that leg kick and then you back off a little bit create a little distance
00:54:33.000 and there's a couple things you could do from there you can either go back in same combo right
00:54:37.820 pump that jab throw the leg kick again now he's terrified of the leg kick it hurts so bad because
00:54:45.460 he's a crippled veteran you come in the third time pump that jab you shoot the leg kick low
00:54:51.660 and you could come over the top you just change that height at the last second and you kick him
00:54:57.340 in the face but that would be over too soon you throw the double jab you shift your weight like
00:55:04.400 you're gonna throw the leg kick you throw a left check hook now he's all fucked up
00:55:09.840 he's all fucked up he doesn't know what to do he probably hasn't returned fire once because
00:55:15.080 look at him then after you got him thinking about upstairs and downstairs and his leg hurts
00:55:20.780 and he's fucking terrified you just pump that double jab change levels scoop him up in the air
00:55:27.360 drop him on his neck but don't just drop him following him down because he's probably gonna
00:55:33.360 go into the fetal position and a ref might call it because he's going to be completely indisposed
00:55:36.780 he's not going to attack back so follow him down get into side control knee on belly cross into a
00:55:43.420 full mount then just ground and pound your your job now is to make his lifeless body look alive
00:55:49.040 look like it's resisting you've got to create enough chaos for the audience and for the ref
00:55:55.400 that they think the fight is still going on and they're not going to try to stop it and the ref's
00:55:58.980 not going to try to stop it but you know this is a baby this is a baby who has no chance in hell
00:56:05.040 and has already forfeited everything he's probably not thrown a single strike in this exchange
00:56:10.040 so you've crossed over you're in full mount now you're ground and pounding now you're grounded
00:56:15.700 so you've slammed him on his face you fucked his leg up you hit him with the left check hook
00:56:22.640 this is the worst time of his life when you're in the ground and pound you're going to get pulled
00:56:27.860 off because it's over now it's over the only thing that you have going for you is does the
00:56:36.560 ref know it's over you've probably got a couple of seconds and a few good blows before the ref
00:56:43.920 knows it's over you ground and pound hard you pound them you pound them good
00:56:54.540 you want to bounce his faux hawk off the mat and when you're close quarters like that because
00:57:02.620 you're on top of him and you have that intimate moment you can see his eyes you want to see them
00:57:07.200 looking off into another realm you want to know by the look in his eyes that everything he perceives
00:57:15.680 is not the same reality that you the ref and the rest of the room are currently in
00:57:21.580 and then what you got to do is fucking hammer fist him again right in that schnoz before
00:57:27.160 anybody else sees that look in his eyes you don't want anybody to see that that's yours
00:57:32.280 that's your coveted gold you have to keep doing it maybe what you do grab him make it look like
00:57:40.420 he sweeps you roll over let him be in the top position he's probably unconscious by now let
00:57:46.640 him be in the top position now he's in your guard i don't know maybe you yeah you really pound it
00:57:53.600 after that you spin him around and you take his back and you choke him really fucking hard
00:57:58.600 so his face turns purple and his eyes look like they're going to explode out of his head
00:58:04.340 and it takes a while for anybody to realize that he wasn't conscious for any of this so he cannot
00:58:09.360 tap out that would be great and then it's celebration time they pull you off of him
00:58:16.400 you stand up the force from your body standing up and him being on top of you causes his body
00:58:21.660 to fall like raggedy ann to the ground loose limbs like a dead body he flops on the ground
00:58:27.040 in the canvas and people rush over him to make sure that he's okay and you celebrate me i celebrate
00:58:32.100 i celebrate top lobster gives me a high five i go to the edges of the ring and i look at you guys
00:58:39.000 and I go, fuck yeah!
00:58:41.500 And you guys go, fuck yeah!
00:58:46.620 And then I get the mic.
00:58:49.920 I say, I just want to thank Craig
00:58:51.840 for coming all the way out here
00:58:53.600 on such short notice.
00:58:56.560 He really put on a show for you guys
00:58:58.640 and I'm so glad that we were able
00:59:00.480 to provide this experience for you.
00:59:03.380 Stick around.
00:59:04.560 We're going to tear down this ring
00:59:07.140 and soon we're gonna have ed mabry on stage for a live episode of nephilim death squad
00:59:15.380 we'll be right back don't forget guys merch tables over to the side if you want you can
00:59:21.120 peek into that little room there's a live podcast you're gonna see people like jt follows jc
00:59:25.540 you're gonna see brian of demon erasers you're gonna see you donut you can go in there don't
00:59:30.700 interrupt him too much let him do their thing but you can go say hi thomas the paranoid american
00:59:34.580 is over here he's got merchandise for you from a bunch of different creators and in the back
00:59:38.660 we're serving drinks go and get him if you got a ticket give it to the bartender he'll give you a
00:59:43.020 drink in exchange and then i don't even look at him anymore i get off i go change into whatever
00:59:51.980 outfit i'm going to wear for the next thing and i go they go what do we do with craig he's
00:59:57.120 unconscious i say just put him in the bathroom and when he wakes up tell him he's got to go
01:00:03.000 He's got to go.
01:00:06.440 Tell him he can't stay.
01:00:09.040 He's not speaking.
01:00:10.080 Nobody came here to see him speak.
01:00:13.620 And then I go over to Top and I go,
01:00:15.280 hey, Top, how many Patreon subscribers
01:00:16.800 did we get for that live stream?
01:00:18.360 And he goes, six million.
01:00:22.120 Six million paid subscribers on Patreon.
01:00:28.220 Where's Top?
01:00:29.840 Oh, I don't know.
01:00:32.000 What do you guys think?
01:00:44.380 That sounds like a really good time, right?
01:00:51.960 271 at best, yeah.
01:00:53.100 271,000.
01:00:58.820 Man.
01:01:00.200 How cool would that be?
01:01:02.000 how fun would that be honestly it makes the whole thing so amazing this is like top got
01:01:11.860 a little upset he's like no we're not gonna pay this dude to come out here so you could beat him
01:01:16.020 up like you don't understand you don't understand how
01:01:20.960 don't you like fun
01:01:25.780 you guys like fun right
01:01:30.260 i don't know man i just think that that could be such a great time
01:01:40.220 it's a good plan on nine different levels thank you brood awakening
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01:03:34.040 sport zero but even they say they're like why the fuck would you buy sport zero if you're afraid of
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01:03:44.200 refined white sugar i don't fucking know the difference really to be honest but it's a really
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01:03:55.400 funny no it's not that it stops me from losing weight i think it causes me to retain a lot of
01:04:00.820 water uh the creatine dick uh which is his name i'm not being an asshole um the cocoa is fire you
01:04:08.740 like the cocoa okay all right i just like the strawberry i think it's really good um but yeah
01:04:14.560 i just feel like it's you know causing me to retain a lot of water have you tried the passion
01:04:19.720 fruit lime yet no you know what i really want to try they have a baja blast flavor they also did a
01:04:26.540 um a white monster flavor for all the people that like white monster which is fucking awesome
01:04:33.920 oh zero is nice for type 1 diabetes okay that's fair that's fair mama lou um yeah i have a sauna
01:04:41.840 reb i do the sauna i don't do it as often as i should but it is good to purge your body of all
01:04:47.700 of the things that it retains uh you know sweat is is it's nice it's good for you all right we'll
01:04:54.920 get into it nope i don't want to do that again was that you nancy did you put that up there
01:04:59.980 cut that out nance flipped it slipped all right um all right let's move on to some
01:05:08.600 other faggots which faggot do we want to choose not that one we have some black content but this
01:05:15.640 isn't that kind of show i don't think i want to do that i think i'm going to show that we're not
01:05:20.600 going to watch black people do stuff let's go on to some other stuff real quick oh well here's some
01:05:23.920 more black people doing stuff this is fine um so we have jada pinkett smith which is not something
01:05:31.760 i would typically care about i've actually not watched whatever this is but i just greatly
01:05:37.200 dislike her because i think she's a demon jada pinkett smith the current wife ex-wife oh by the
01:05:45.340 way hello i introduced my son to baja blast for the first time on his uh birthday we did a little
01:05:53.340 pool party so you know you get sugary drinks from the kids for the kids you know when they're
01:05:57.880 by the pool because um because we're the goyim and that's what we do yeah you know engage a little
01:06:03.440 bit of a goy slop now and again and we never buy sugary drinks we never buy soda or any of that
01:06:10.680 shit so my wife goes what should we get it's interesting because i haven't been down the
01:06:15.440 soda aisle in a long time and i'm looking at things and i'm going oh i forgot about that
01:06:19.400 we got cream soda which was nice um and we got some hawaiian punch the big jug of hawaiian punch
01:06:29.740 it was like a lemonade one and we got baja blast and when i had a little sip of that baja blast
01:06:38.380 when i was by that pool i said ah i remember being so high so incredibly high so very high
01:06:48.000 in Taco Bell as a 17 year old
01:06:52.240 eating the beef and bean burritos
01:06:56.200 off their dollar menu and drinking Baja Blast
01:07:00.280 and I was so high, so very high
01:07:04.440 that it was the best
01:07:08.600 it was so good
01:07:11.740 and all those memories came flooding back
01:07:15.240 i don't know man sometimes a little goyslop's good isn't it remember when they used to say
01:07:22.120 uh mountain dew messed up all your sperms remember those times goyslop is better than boogers
01:07:30.740 craig you fucking worm you parasitic little homosexual you weakling you coward
01:07:39.280 a pox upon your
01:07:41.300 household. Your bloodline
01:07:43.380 will never recover
01:07:44.300 from the time that you
01:07:47.240 agreed to fight a man
01:07:48.540 and then fled
01:07:50.940 in cowardice. I love that you
01:07:53.240 actually told him that.
01:07:55.300 I did tell him that his bloodline was never going to
01:07:57.320 recover. That's a crazy
01:07:59.220 line. That's fucking true.
01:08:02.920 My wife
01:08:03.560 didn't like the idea that I was going to fight him.
01:08:05.880 And
01:08:06.100 I don't know what she thinks
01:08:09.840 You know I tried explaining to her like babe when I go to MMA
01:08:11.880 Like you fight you fucking fight
01:08:13.920 Dudes
01:08:14.300 It's not like like sometimes it's like sparring
01:08:17.980 And then sometimes it's like war
01:08:19.560 Because
01:08:22.040 I'm not gonna lose a sparring
01:08:24.080 Match I'm not gonna
01:08:26.000 Lose a sparring match
01:08:27.040 So if you press me I'm gonna press you
01:08:29.880 And we're gonna go as hard
01:08:31.780 As we need to go
01:08:32.920 You know either this bell's
01:08:35.940 gonna ring or you're gonna say hold on a second you've really fucked me up like that's what's
01:08:41.200 happening in the mma gyms that i go to um this guy is a fucking loser like he's not gonna this
01:08:48.180 is not a thing she's like yeah but you don't have to do that anymore i'm like it's a sport i don't
01:08:52.880 know it's just weird because it's the only sport that you know women well actually i bet you if
01:08:57.260 you're a football player you know and you got a wife your wife's like you don't have to fucking
01:09:01.620 run face first anymore into a 300 pound man there's a new there's a new um
01:09:08.740 like sport you know how there's like the slap fights there's a new one where
01:09:15.540 Samoan niggas just run in a straight line at each other it's crazy that to me is scary that's so
01:09:25.000 scary so it'll be two giant Samoans I don't know what you know Polynesians I don't know
01:09:31.980 they all look like the fictional character Maui from the fuck is that movie
01:09:39.780 with the boat and the brown girl Moana and they run full speed at each other it's so crazy
01:09:52.000 Moana thank you Joe Brown yeah uh it is basically a car crash it's and dude
01:09:58.560 every single time if not both of them one of them stiffens up and falls over like a fucking tree
01:10:07.500 it's so brutal it's so brutal so I bet you if you're doing that sort of thing you probably
01:10:13.340 have a wife that's like you don't have to do this anymore but I'm like this is not what's
01:10:18.080 happening here this is a uh sort of um i don't know what you would call him like a homosexual
01:10:25.700 you know a homosexual like a homo like a like a stereotypical homosexual not like because
01:10:30.880 sometimes you get like a dude that's like what's up nigga i'm gay you go that's a big
01:10:34.500 that's a big homosexual um this is like the one that you think of when you think gay guy
01:10:41.220 it's like a feminine frail wispy speech impediment faux hawk like it's not like that
01:10:50.280 but you know what are you gonna do wives are gonna be concerned are they not okay so so here we go
01:10:57.180 um let's put this on the stage add to the stage and we'll see what this horrifying bitch is doing
01:11:05.760 It's so funny because
01:11:07.700 We used to when I was a kid
01:11:09.980 You know there's that line from a J
01:11:11.840 Cole song where he talks
01:11:14.080 About wanting
01:11:14.880 A meaningful love and he says that
01:11:17.980 That Jada and that Will love
01:11:20.040 Basically using them as the staple
01:11:25.820 For
01:11:26.300 You know the bar
01:11:29.960 For what a good relationship
01:11:31.920 Is and then it turns
01:11:34.000 out like this bitch is a fucking monster a monster i i think what's happened here is she
01:11:43.980 started dating chris rock the dude oh and yeah yeah uh will smith is a gay man who gets ass
01:11:52.100 blasted ass blasted um which is just crazy because you know in the remember hitch the
01:12:00.880 movie hitch that's how i learned to talk to girls i learned you never dance while you bite your lip
01:12:07.000 never bite your lip while you dance um who told you to do that in the first place
01:12:13.240 it just feels natural you know what it is it's the same thing that makes you pick your nose and
01:12:18.500 eat it or pick your face it's um when you're doing something that gives you anxiety hiding
01:12:23.960 any part of your body so like behind your hand as you pick your face or you incessantly pick
01:12:30.520 your nose because like i'm nervous what if there's a honker hanging out of my nose right i think i
01:12:35.360 got one right now actually um you bite your lip because it's this attempt to to hide just a little
01:12:42.040 piece of you that's a lot of what nervousness does to you it causes you to self-soothe so you kind of
01:12:48.920 fucking like close up make yourself as small as possible cross your legs cross your arms rub your
01:12:55.020 arms touch your face it's protection protection protection so um i think biting the lip is the
01:13:01.140 same thing it's the same thing it's a very natural thing but uh kevin james was told by will smith
01:13:07.520 in that movie don't do that you fat piece of shit because you look weak i think or something like
01:13:12.260 that she's a jezebel yeah yeah um somebody said something interesting there what was it boop boop
01:13:17.300 she's tupac's old girl says panda fly she wants a ghetto ass nigga to abuse her or she takes on
01:13:24.640 the role instead of being a ghetto ass and she looks like cisco right here uh which is actually
01:13:31.000 me and my wife's wedding song the thong song my career is popping i got money i'm hot people
01:13:40.040 pursuing you i got every dude everywhere wanting it you know what i mean like i can whoa what a
01:13:46.520 nightmare of an old bitch huh unwillingness to age gracefully is one of the most off-putting
01:13:53.180 attributes an old person
01:13:55.420 can show man or woman
01:13:57.360 I'm watching the show
01:13:59.200 the burrows which is based off the villages
01:14:05.460 and aliens and one of the
01:14:07.400 characters is old bitch
01:14:08.820 is being the pursued love interest
01:14:11.340 of like a young man and I go
01:14:13.280 like this is just fucking sexy
01:14:15.320 dreams for old women like just
01:14:17.380 be I don't know I mean I guess
01:14:19.260 you know sometimes whatever if you're
01:14:20.580 divorced or your husband dies and you're an old hag that's alone you know you want to imagine that
01:14:26.020 a young dude is still gonna slap your barren coochie but um it's just a it's to me it's a
01:14:32.460 distasteful element to put into a plot i don't want to see that i don't want to see jada pinkett
01:14:36.680 smith say i'm hot i got it niggas want me i'm popping have anybody i want why am i not happy
01:14:46.560 god now this wasn't this wasn't the plan i couldn't believe it because that was the whole
01:14:55.020 idea you make it you pull yourself up by your own bootstraps you make it and life's great
01:15:00.200 and thank goodness at that particular point in time i had pock thank good oh my god bro that's
01:15:09.340 this this bro she has never been able to get over tupac who by the way was an effeminate theater
01:15:17.020 kid he was a he was a dancer he was a theater kid he he was not the dude that we remember now
01:15:23.700 don't you know far be it for me to besmirch a tupac song i do like a tupac song his ability
01:15:29.460 to get incredibly aggressive now it may be genetic uh was remarkable and songs like hit
01:15:36.560 him up were you know that's fucking top tier negroid slop if you ask me um but that's not
01:15:45.000 who he was he was an actor he was a uh almost clearly a homosexual man so but her inability
01:15:51.800 to ever get over him you just get you can't get over tupac to the extent that you made will smith
01:15:56.920 gay that's crazy i think it's her fault will smith was gay that i could go like we could share that
01:16:04.040 together because he was going through the same existential disappointment he thought the same
01:16:09.720 thing my career is popping yeah so i know what ended up happening just as a little aside
01:16:16.520 is um she is dating chris rock which is very funny very funny right so i to me that whole
01:16:28.260 thing was not real by the way i don't think that that was real how the fuck do i do this what's
01:16:33.080 going on here um the slap i mean was not real so you know the the famous moment is chris rock is
01:16:40.820 making some jokes or whatever at will smith's expense will smith's wife's expense i don't
01:16:47.860 remember them because i don't care tupac might still be alive i used to think he was going to
01:16:51.360 return when i was a kid because he did the machiavellian machiavellian faking your death
01:16:59.200 thing and um there was a rapper i think named purple haze that could have been him for a while
01:17:05.640 sounded just like him looked like him and this idea that pock faked his death so that his enemies
01:17:10.200 would die and honestly if you go to the q anon thing i think they think elvis michael jackson
01:17:15.020 and tupac are going to return and i don't know what they're going to do when they come back but
01:17:23.740 they're coming back elvis is a preacher now right he's a pastor that's pretty convincing bob
01:17:30.240 evans no that's the delicious uh biscuits and sausage gravy um bob something or another he is
01:17:36.340 a pastor very similar looking to elvis has a similar voice i guess and david bowie nobody
01:17:42.140 ever dies right this is my issue with um the fittest flat earther is he just bob joyce bob
01:17:50.000 joyce yes um but yeah the fittest flat earther says like nobody ever dies it's like all right
01:17:57.060 that's not even a very exciting conspiracy theory everybody who ever died is still alive
01:18:02.800 but i did think when i was younger and there are a lot of things there's like a song called ghost
01:18:08.920 by tupac where he says you know time to become a ghost like this idea that he
01:18:17.860 i think he killed some cops in the song and then he had to fucking like flee
01:18:21.540 but if you listen to it to the right context it sounds like he's telling you about faking
01:18:26.960 his don't to me the most compelling evidence if you could call it evans evidence rather
01:18:32.860 that tupac was still alive came in 2005 in 2005 eminem did a collaborative album
01:18:42.900 with Tupac, who had been dead
01:18:45.360 since 1996. It was
01:18:47.300 called Loyal to the Game.
01:18:49.080 And what Eminem did was he
01:18:51.400 mixed a lot of unreleased
01:18:53.640 songs of Tupac's as well
01:18:55.520 as some pre-release songs,
01:18:57.540 but he just, like, mixed them in a different
01:18:59.200 way.
01:19:01.560 Honestly,
01:19:03.000 this is probably going to sound really silly to a lot of you guys,
01:19:05.680 it was a great album.
01:19:09.300 2005's
01:19:09.780 Loyal to the Game was
01:19:11.280 a great album loyal to the game was a great song soldier like me was a great song ghetto gospel
01:19:18.520 is a great song um black cotton was a great song you had to see it it was me 15 years old
01:19:27.080 wigger listening to loyal to the game while playing prince of persia warrior within
01:19:34.860 which is a great game for playstation 2 so all of my memories are of that soundtrack
01:19:42.580 while playing that that game and um in the beginning of
01:19:49.800 might have been soldier like me
01:19:53.300 yeah i think it is soldier like me anybody can do this right now i'm not going to do it because
01:19:59.560 it'll get his copyright stricken go to soldier like me and the first 30 seconds tupac goes
01:20:07.920 2005 guess who's back guess who's back i go how the fuck did you get him to do that
01:20:18.300 people go well you sample his voice enough you can make him say whatever you want maybe
01:20:26.360 Or maybe he faked his fucking death
01:20:28.740 so that he could come back and save hip-hop
01:20:31.620 from the mumble rappers.
01:20:33.960 And also, the Illuminati.
01:20:37.580 And him, Elvis, Michael Jackson, David Bowie,
01:20:40.920 and probably some other fucking people
01:20:43.620 are waiting in the wings.
01:20:46.700 Patriots are in control.
01:20:49.100 Pop stars are in control.
01:20:51.960 It's sexy. I like it.
01:20:55.420 I would not have drank foot juice, racial slurs.
01:20:59.420 Killuminati?
01:21:00.880 Yeah, I mean, there was a lot of compelling stuff about Pac
01:21:02.920 and what he was talking about,
01:21:04.200 especially in the idea of, like, Killuminati.
01:21:06.840 You go, like, what?
01:21:09.660 So actually, if that was 2005,
01:21:11.980 I tell people I've been a conspiracy theorist since 16,
01:21:14.500 it just became 15.
01:21:19.140 All right.
01:21:19.860 I guess I'll play some more clips,
01:21:21.060 and then I'm gonna get the fuck out of here soon.
01:21:22.300 um foot juice we saw the foot juice you guys want to watch that again
01:21:28.380 maybe we'll watch some of this black stuff this looks good we talked a little bit about
01:21:34.020 goy slop so maybe this is oh god bro what's happening maybe this is a good video to show
01:21:40.560 why did so many rappers start out looking like faggots oh that's a great question
01:21:48.560 i don't know i mean i guess you kind of need
01:21:54.040 you know having a theater kid is a good move you know who i don't think was a theater kid i do think
01:21:59.500 he was a bad guy was biggie smalls he was genuinely a fat piece of shit who like made
01:22:09.060 pretty great music he was not a good dude but he was i think who he was like i found videos
01:22:17.780 of Biggie Smalls rapping on the corner at like probably 13 and he's the same fat diabetic
01:22:25.960 piece of shit that he was as a man but Pac is a different dude a totally different dude yeah
01:22:34.920 tons of gay shit in the rap industry that was kind of the that was kind of the thing wasn't it
01:22:40.180 you know uh Dr. Dre supposedly there's a conspiracy theory out there that Dr. Dre
01:22:46.980 had a best friend who was a dude
01:22:49.280 who he basically
01:22:50.760 was gay with, so he wasn't
01:22:53.460 his best friend. He had sex with him.
01:22:55.400 So I should probably add that caveat because
01:22:57.420 you don't really have sex with your best
01:22:59.520 friend, do you?
01:23:01.540 I call my wife my best friend because I'm
01:23:03.440 a wife guy. And I have
01:23:05.380 sex with her, so that's, you know.
01:23:07.560 It's just getting confusing. Hold on, let's just
01:23:09.160 shelf that for a second. He had a best
01:23:11.360 friend who was masquerading
01:23:13.320 as his best friend but was actually his gay lover
01:23:15.140 and then
01:23:16.160 the gay lover started to dress like a woman you guys know what i'm talking about
01:23:20.440 yeah uh dr dre conspiracy is that his ex-wife is trans yeah heard dr dre was gay and then what
01:23:29.040 eminem did that i think was pretty masterful was he leaned into the joke and he started to make
01:23:34.220 all kinds of like you know lyrics about being gay uh dre was basically in a boy band before
01:23:41.420 he started rapping well to be fair that was kind of what was popular in the music industry at the
01:23:47.140 time boys to men that sounds gay doesn't it but a lot of the formula at the time was was that um
01:23:56.700 i don't think that changes how gay it is though i think you're right about that um
01:24:02.940 you know what i was listening to today and then i swear to god we're gonna watch this video i was
01:24:08.960 listening to like Lil
01:24:11.080 Wayne's almost breakout song
01:24:13.140 which was Go DJ
01:24:14.140 that's a good song
01:24:18.060 used to be my MySpace song alright
01:24:20.420 let's watch this speaking of
01:24:22.860 blacks speaking of goyslop let's
01:24:25.240 get it cracking
01:24:26.220 this guy's really
01:24:28.020 oh god
01:24:30.460 I'm going to try
01:24:35.000 the strawberry kiwi
01:24:36.260 So what we have is
01:24:50.340 Black people have discovered that if you
01:24:53.820 Pickle pineapple
01:24:56.440 In Kool-Aid
01:24:58.160 It's delicious
01:25:00.620 Which I'm not even going to act like it's not delicious
01:25:04.020 But I think you don't eat it
01:25:05.720 No, FJ, stop that.
01:25:08.700 Cut that out.
01:25:10.340 I think what you do is you don't eat it just off principle.
01:25:15.120 You go, what am I, some fucking goy monkey?
01:25:20.820 They're going to eat your goy slop, your hyper, super, mega goy slop?
01:25:25.220 What is more goy slop than taking fruit, which God made delicious?
01:25:30.480 It grows on a tree.
01:25:32.320 It's the most beautiful thing.
01:25:33.660 And you go, I'm going to spit in that nigga's face.
01:25:37.440 I'm going to put me some pineapple in some Kool-Aid.
01:25:42.760 I mean, you know, it's pretty insulting.
01:25:48.180 I think it's pretty insulting.
01:25:50.860 It's probably delicious.
01:25:52.280 The juice always going to do it, I'll tell you.
01:25:55.400 What?
01:25:56.640 Hold on a second.
01:25:59.040 The fuck did you say?
01:26:00.180 the juice i always gonna do it i'll tell you and you put your juice on some ice you can mix that
01:26:08.620 what the juice always gonna do it do what nancy i don't know he's always gonna do it i'll tell you
01:26:18.640 and you put your juice on some ice you can mix that shit with some liquor
01:26:22.260 oh my god you could make that shit with some liquor come on bro i'm trying not to
01:26:31.700 try to just do a regular christian show here and she's saying the craziest shit
01:26:37.120 you gonna put that shit in some liquor shit
01:26:42.400 I'm not gonna lie. Pineapple is, you know, for me, it's oranges, pineapple, and watermelon.
01:27:06.240 i know i know trevor this is why i don't watch these shows but here we are
01:27:12.300 i mean these these these videos um oranges pineapples and watermelon s tier fruits s tier
01:27:24.680 fucking pineapple is incredible
01:27:28.080 when i was a kid i ate pineapple so much my mouth bled from the acid
01:27:34.900 Jews are west
01:27:37.100 so gonna do it
01:27:38.700 decay
01:27:39.160 oh no
01:27:44.080 yeah pineapple on pizza is good
01:27:45.540 the Jews tried to tell you that it wasn't for a long time
01:27:48.220 and people believed
01:27:50.200 them
01:27:50.420 you do um
01:27:52.300 pineapple ham and sriracha
01:27:56.020 fuck out of my
01:27:58.020 face yeah pineapple bacon
01:27:59.920 sriracha you fucking
01:28:02.100 bitch
01:28:02.620 You fucking bitch
01:28:05.560 And then I'm walking
01:28:06.720 I'm going around on the internet
01:28:07.680 And I'm seeing everybody go
01:28:08.580 Pineapple on pizza
01:28:10.000 Well the Jews don't want you to know
01:28:11.860 Is that pineapple on pizza is delicious
01:28:13.780 And you can have it anytime
01:28:14.760 Fuck out of my face
01:28:18.700 Pineapple, bacon, and sriracha
01:28:22.000 Fuck you
01:28:24.760 Fuck you
01:28:27.960 oh what this guy got a pile of doo-doo on his head for come on i'm trying to be nice
01:28:47.060 you want to show up on my show with a pile of doo-doo wrapped in a t-shirt on your fucking head
01:28:53.140 And I'm supposed to be civil
01:28:55.280 I'm supposed to be civil
01:28:58.120 What's crazy is that's actually
01:29:00.280 Members Mark
01:29:01.320 Jars which is Sam's Club's
01:29:04.420 Brand
01:29:04.740 I did not know that black people bought anything in bulk
01:29:08.180 It seems that high time preference would
01:29:12.040 Dictate otherwise
01:29:13.180 You go no I need small amounts and I need them now
01:29:15.920 You don't really plan
01:29:18.340 For
01:29:18.620 You know
01:29:20.340 Your future
01:29:22.780 Are they having a Kool-Aid test?
01:29:25.120 I don't know what these different jars are
01:29:27.120 If they're just reusing the jars from Sam's Club
01:29:29.400 And they're filling them with Kool-Aid
01:29:30.580 I'm not sure what the fuck's going on anymore
01:29:32.000 Kool-Aid bussin'
01:29:38.000 Kool-Aid bussin'?
01:29:41.400 That's a gas station
01:29:42.620 I thought it was a fucking park
01:29:44.300 Oh no
01:29:48.740 I thought it was a park
01:29:52.500 They're in a gas station doing this.
01:29:54.740 Imagine just being the gas station owner.
01:29:56.600 Oh, this is probably a Sam's Club gas station too
01:29:58.560 because they have the members marked jars.
01:30:00.540 Sam's Club employees just fucking rubbing their temples
01:30:02.720 like, get the fuck out of here.
01:30:05.620 They probably had a long line for gas
01:30:07.580 and then black people started showing up
01:30:08.840 with Dookie piled on top of their heads
01:30:10.780 wrapped in a t-shirt and they were like,
01:30:12.000 I don't think we should stop there for gas.
01:30:14.160 That looks dangerous.
01:30:19.540 Watch me.
01:30:22.420 You know, I was right. It is Sam's Club.
01:30:24.720 What the fuck?
01:30:34.740 This guy...
01:30:35.860 So, you know, you go to Sam's Club and you could push a trolley instead of having a cart.
01:30:40.580 This guy...
01:30:41.780 Dookie hair, by the way.
01:30:43.100 Actual Dookie in his hair.
01:30:45.840 He just bought two pallets of Members Mark pineapple spears, maybe?
01:30:52.420 And he gonna go
01:30:54.460 Dip them motherfuckers in
01:30:56.380 Kool-Aid
01:30:57.320 Diabetes
01:31:00.760 You ain't never seen a nigga
01:31:03.440 Has diabetes
01:31:04.320 You know I have another video
01:31:17.460 That is black people
01:31:18.720 I'm really just thinking about ending the show
01:31:20.360 i have no i sent something to the production room but it's totally
01:31:27.480 you did unrelated but it might be helpful
01:31:31.060 mm-hmm sorry dog deep murmur all right all right we could check that out i guess we'll watch this
01:31:43.340 other black person video
01:31:45.400 and then we'll
01:31:46.100 I feel these days
01:31:49.340 when I look at a thing that causes fatigue
01:31:51.360 it happens to me
01:31:53.220 exponentially faster than it used to
01:31:54.800 I used to have much more of a tolerance
01:31:56.220 and just like the end of that
01:31:59.480 video I was already
01:32:00.700 tired
01:32:02.700 you know
01:32:03.860 you guys like my shirt
01:32:07.340 that's Raven Simone
01:32:12.380 she black
01:32:15.840 all right
01:32:18.180 well we'll watch this
01:32:19.780 Nancy loves to help
01:32:23.480 she does love to help
01:32:24.520 Nancy loves to help
01:32:25.640 such a helpful
01:32:27.100 helpful Japanese woman
01:32:29.660 all right
01:32:32.780 hey the patron saint
01:32:35.100 of the blacks
01:32:36.600 George Floyd
01:32:37.540 I don't know why he's on the screen
01:32:40.540 but let's go
01:32:41.140 the truth is just like a line we can't all the truth is just like a line you don't have to
01:32:45.620 defend it it would defend itself by the way by the way oh my god oh my god oh my god
01:32:53.620 this is george floyd's brother who clearly has been made rich since the passing of his brother
01:33:04.520 and he has seen fit to get a gold chain
01:33:12.000 and a gold pendant and the pendant.
01:33:16.920 No, no, no, it is brother, not just brother.
01:33:19.580 This is actually related to him.
01:33:22.160 The pendant is a gold lion's head,
01:33:28.160 but half of the lion's face is diamond encrusted
01:33:32.100 and is the face of George Floyd.
01:33:34.520 so i'm glad that he's made enough money to do that
01:33:39.080 well we went to jackie's high school okay this is my brother george floyd so it got half of a lion
01:33:47.500 and half of him because it got half of him and half of my brother and half dependent can't breathe
01:33:57.960 what i will say is it's an impressive piece of jewelry
01:34:06.000 this is a you know this is a a gold pendant and this is totally even though it's only half of
01:34:15.800 george floyd's face you could absolutely recognize it as george floyd's face which is also depressing
01:34:22.060 because George Floyd's face is so recognizable
01:34:27.160 that if you put it on a gold pendant but only half of it
01:34:32.480 so that the other half was a lion's face,
01:34:34.980 you would still know that that was George Floyd.
01:34:42.180 And that's kind of a bummer.
01:34:46.860 He was one of the star athletes that ever attended Jack Age High School.
01:34:51.300 Ah.
01:34:52.060 I don't know that that's such an achievement.
01:34:54.900 My brother, who was black, was a star athlete in high school.
01:34:59.780 I mean, they kind of all are, aren't they?
01:35:07.520 In fact, in very many ways, he lived a pretty typical life of a black man.
01:35:18.000 Statistically speaking
01:35:22.220 It ended the way
01:35:24.920 That it would have
01:35:27.980 Kind of predictably ended
01:35:29.820 He did the things that
01:35:32.820 Are kind of
01:35:34.400 Predictable
01:35:36.680 You know I can't
01:35:38.020 Okay here we're going to go to Nancy's
01:35:41.360 Thing because I can feel it
01:35:43.100 It's happening and I'm not going to do it
01:35:44.780 And this isn't that kind of show
01:35:46.040 And we're going to watch something else
01:35:47.700 we're gonna do a thing that's got nothing to do with what we were just watching and it's not what
01:35:54.120 people were thinking yeah that's right nancy isn't doing murder content so stop that
01:35:58.940 we're just gonna watch whatever's going on with the fem bendez and all
01:36:05.120 i like this guy he looks
01:36:08.960 looks dumb as fuck but maybe he's smart man cured his own cancer with dog dewormer oh shit
01:36:16.740 okay maybe he is smart so do you mind to tell me your name and like you do have you do have
01:36:28.300 cancer people right yes so can you tell me the story please my name is ernest best and i was
01:36:35.860 diagnosed with stage four highly aggressive plasmatoid carcinoma cancer and i was told i
01:36:41.900 that's a lot of fucking words six months to live six months to live okay highly advanced
01:36:49.760 salmonella blastoma colon cancer and there was nothing they could do for me chemo radiation no
01:36:57.900 kind of treatments they told me to go home and die and damn that's fucking but i would rather
01:37:05.060 die at home than in the hospital i think so i quit my job and came home and i'd done some
01:37:10.580 researching the cancer and found a story about Joe Tipton from Edmond, Oklahoma, who the veterinarians
01:37:16.140 had told him about the dog dewormer with the drug phenbenzadol in it that had killed his cancer.
01:37:22.300 He's still alive today, five years later. And so I watched his videos and stuff. I started doing
01:37:28.940 more research. I went to the tractor supply and bought $250 worth of safeguard dog dewormer,
01:37:35.180 and i started taking it i went and had pet scans cat scans mris and exploratory procedures up into
01:37:43.140 my bladder the tumor died i passed the tumor out and i'm totally cancer free today because
01:37:49.500 damn that's crazy that's not the first time i've heard something like that i remember my mother
01:37:54.620 used to say if yeah not that she ever used to advise if you get cancer because i did end up
01:38:00.320 getting cancer and this is not what i did and she didn't advise it at the time but
01:38:03.160 she would tell me stories of people who did have cancer
01:38:05.900 and went on
01:38:08.020 like a juice
01:38:09.100 I know, I know, dude
01:38:11.740 I can't, now I gotta fucking like, that's okay
01:38:13.760 it's whatever, I'll figure out a way to just
01:38:15.820 chop out this little section
01:38:16.700 so
01:38:18.500 going on a juice fast
01:38:21.220 and that supposedly
01:38:23.260 Z-Man
01:38:27.160 said, homeboy took dog
01:38:29.680 dewormer, then got a pet scan
01:38:31.540 that's very funny
01:38:33.740 very funny
01:38:36.200 but yeah yeah that's what
01:38:37.760 mom used to say is you go and fucking
01:38:39.780 you juice fast you stop eating stuff
01:38:41.940 and you fat now she's a carnivore so
01:38:43.740 you know she used to be a vegan I don't know
01:38:45.520 because of the drug finbenzadol
01:38:46.920 that's the medicine
01:38:49.040 that's the medicine that's in the dog
01:38:50.860 in the dog dewormer it's called finbenzadol
01:38:53.680 f-e-n-b-e-n
01:38:55.780 d-o-z-a-l-o-l-e
01:38:58.060 okay so we can buy
01:38:59.720 this medicine you can buy the pills from Amazon you can get 444 milligram pills you can get 90
01:39:07.400 of them for a hundred and nine dollars okay take one in the morning and one at night yes that's
01:39:17.060 what I started in the dog dewormer I started I've done two a day one package in the morning one
01:39:21.920 package at night I went to OU cancer center and they done care for cat scans they didn't see no
01:39:26.940 cancer so how how the doctor says after that they said i i don't know how to explain it
01:39:32.960 just like they say that it's a miracle yeah they say it's a miracle my urology
01:39:39.280 that's crazy you know isn't that what uh lloyd had in his system was uh fen fenbentenil he was
01:39:47.680 just trying to get rid of cancer and they fucking knelt on his neck about it can you believe that
01:39:52.560 that's terrible honestly you know big pharma and it's correct you know connection to the sort of
01:39:57.840 police force is really um people complain about corruption you don't really hear that brought up
01:40:03.120 a lot george floyd just trying to get rid of some some worms and a little bit of cancer
01:40:07.780 they knelt on his neck
01:40:11.000 all right
01:40:14.840 well this was fun did you have fun nance yes
01:40:21.240 why'd you sound like that i did i really did i always have fun i know i don't sound like it
01:40:32.520 is that true i always have fun yes what was your favorite part
01:40:39.820 hmm the boogers the boogers oh you mean when he was eating the boogers
01:40:48.900 yeah
01:40:50.620 and your rant was nice
01:40:53.000 I hope it gets clipped
01:40:56.080 I hope Lainey's watching
01:40:57.160 I forgot what I said
01:40:59.300 it all feels so far away
01:41:00.780 yeah I forgot too
01:41:02.340 I don't know what I said at all
01:41:04.460 hopefully nothing illegal
01:41:06.580 no
01:41:08.540 I don't think so
01:41:09.740 I think I probably walked that line pretty well
01:41:13.400 I agree
01:41:17.940 They bred with daughters of men
01:41:24.600 And they will do it again
01:41:28.760 The end is written in the book
01:41:33.160 In the pages they foreseen
01:41:37.760 Death Squad
01:41:38.880 Death Squad
01:41:43.040 Death Squad
01:41:47.180 When the last trumpet sounds