Nephilim Death Squad - June 05, 2026


Mother Horse Eyes Pt. 2


Episode Stats


Length

1 hour and 54 minutes

Words per minute

189.57132

Word count

21,645

Sentence count

520

Harmful content

Misogyny

77

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Toxicity

308

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Hate speech

299

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Summary

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Transcript

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00:02:47.920 uh what's up niggas welcome back 0.97
00:02:51.680 welcome back to another episode of nephilim death squad i am david lee corvo aka the raven 0.97
00:03:04.220 that's top lobster the uh the chewer of pepperoni
00:03:07.980 also matt's here the lover of the deceased the lover of the deceased the stinky and the dead 0.76
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00:03:21.260 The host of the Matt Raven Show
00:03:23.260 We don't have that
00:03:24.620 Oh you guys have your own show
00:03:25.700 We've been crushing lately
00:03:27.120 I mean we don't do that
00:03:28.500 Yeah we do
00:03:29.460 Before we get into it
00:03:31.400 A little reminder where you want to support us
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00:03:52.540 somebody asked me for the discord link the other day and i said nothing to them it's in yeah you 0.99
00:03:57.520 got to go to the collections oh the discord link actually we don't have that up oh well that
00:04:01.560 explains you got to find kenny the fed find kenny the fed godspeed also uh you'll find discount
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00:04:20.360 Nice. Are you back on Twitter?
00:04:22.320 I'm back on Twitter. I was banned
00:04:23.920 temporarily for threatening the
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00:04:26.300 constitution. What was the reason
00:04:29.940 for the banning?
00:04:31.280 Well, actually, it was because we were making
00:04:33.800 fun of Craig's 1.00
00:04:35.900 dead mom and her stinky pussy. 1.00
00:04:39.040 Well. 1.00
00:04:40.160 No, wait. StopLobster.com.
00:04:41.780 buy your tickets i just find it strange for something you know when something's real dried
00:04:45.180 out how does it stink too well there's you ever hear of dry rot like dry rot is dry rot and that's
00:04:50.940 very much i think the word that you would use for that situation where you know you pungent yeah
00:04:55.820 dig up a corpse i don't want to talk about this all right fine i'm not proud of it we're gonna
00:04:59.700 we're gonna talk about some other things today like mother horse eyes a completely different
00:05:04.180 mother that may be living may be dead maybe somewhere in between what happens with these
00:05:08.440 people they just don't know what they're getting into when they start messing with you guys on it
00:05:12.260 actually have no clue anything all they're doing that guy like said something to you right to like
00:05:17.140 start a fight oh yeah yeah so for those of you who saw the last episode i did somebody who messaged
00:05:21.900 me i didn't do anything he just has no clue what he's getting into no i mean he's just getting into
00:05:26.740 a uh sort of a back and forth insult party on a public forum where the likes and the comments
00:05:33.160 dictate whether or not you had a banger and the consensus is he had no bangers and also that he
00:05:38.980 was dragged and also that his mom's got a wait so you crush him but then isn't there like 500 other
00:05:44.180 nds people that get in on x2 i mean that's not my problem that's just not my fault that's just
00:05:48.960 the public square i'm just saying that guy has like no clue what was about to happen why do you
00:05:53.020 and raven always why are you and raven always beefing with twats on here and i said because
00:05:58.280 it's twatter like oh yeah you beef with twats we have a way of ruffling people's uh i've done a
00:06:06.900 good penance that's like i can get into heaven right by works uh i did a thing here i'll show
00:06:12.320 you really quickly and i i might live to regret this is this a buy your way into heaven thing
00:06:16.960 it could be okay text uh tweet your way into heaven so by the way that's oh yeah okay so
00:06:21.160 we're gonna talk about that he's got a genesis 6 expert on i don't know who this guy is steven
00:06:25.020 the young actually i probably never heard of that um i just said tucker should have timothy
00:06:30.540 alberino on to discuss this further you know that's close that's nice what you know that's
00:06:36.120 close i mean how long is it till alberino's on tucker anyway oh it's gonna happen yeah wait you
00:06:40.440 said that on x yeah i said that and then i tagged buckley because i'd rather see alberino talking
00:06:45.040 about this stuff than that whoever this guy is i don't know that guy and this is a slippery
00:06:48.960 subject and albarino is already slippery enough but i think he's a snakey little slippery daddy
00:06:54.620 no we like him we listen we like we like slippy dippy daddy i agree with i i like his take on
00:07:02.140 i like his take on the nephilim yeah this entire thing i don't like his take on aliens yeah yeah
00:07:07.600 uh yeah he should be on i hope he does go on have slippy dippy daddy on that'd be fun
00:07:12.300 strange name well i you know that's an interesting idea maybe we'll see that come to pass once again 0.89
00:07:17.740 though another feather in the cap of a couple of retards that started a show called nephilim 0.81
00:07:21.840 death squad and now all of a sudden tucker carlson i mean he's talked about the nephilim before but 0.90
00:07:25.520 this whole episode is dedicated to genesis 6 and enoch and the nephilim and the fallen angels so
00:07:31.420 just a weird time and but ultimately i feel unmoved welcome to planet fitness aka planet
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00:08:03.160 yeah me too i don't care i got i i there was a time where i would watch this yep and i don't
00:08:10.520 think i'm gonna watch this no what do you mean tucker yeah i know just the episode like i don't
00:08:15.220 really care well you're gonna tell me about the nephilim yeah nothing that you haven't told me
00:08:18.460 nothing about the nephilim but him with owen benjamin was good that was a banger that was 0.92
00:08:22.760 all about wizards and shit by the way before we get into mother horse eyes nancy say hello 0.96
00:08:26.360 oh god nancy hello uh that was kind of fast no why how come ahead of time she says like full 0.99
00:08:33.620 sentences very well thought out very articulated and because we were talking about something that
00:08:37.940 she was actually interested in which was violence uh violence against uh a guy that she doesn't
00:08:44.120 like so how do you feel about violence nancy oh scale of one to ten nance what about the fight
00:08:51.040 Just any violence in particular.
00:08:52.360 Just violence in general, yeah.
00:08:54.500 Well, I've changed.
00:08:57.120 I don't do that anymore.
00:08:59.100 Well, I think it depends.
00:09:00.560 So we've asked a bit of a trick question here.
00:09:02.840 Watch this.
00:09:03.360 Violence against...
00:09:05.160 Minorities.
00:09:06.280 Oh, I thought you said violins.
00:09:09.360 Violence? 0.87
00:09:09.920 She's like, yeah, classically trained. 1.00
00:09:11.100 Okay, pick one, Nance. 0.96
00:09:12.720 Violence against minorities or violence by minorities? 0.99
00:09:16.400 as long as they're just doing it to each other i guess
00:09:21.680 she is very slippery mommy's slippery all right fine i'll allow it so um we're gonna get into
00:09:32.940 mother horse eyes part two i think the last time we left off called nancy mommy
00:09:37.140 oh i'm mommy no that's cool david's mom she can kind of be a mommy no she can't i'm mommy
00:09:44.220 you're the father of disinformation 0.96
00:09:46.740 you're the uncle of disinformation 0.99
00:09:48.060 she's the mother 0.99
00:09:49.400 they call him mommy
00:09:50.760 I'm the father of disinformation
00:09:52.540 daddy is Timothy Albarino
00:09:54.380 and Nancy's more like mother horse eyes
00:09:57.440 so she's like mommy
00:09:59.200 and Albarino's the daddy
00:10:00.460 you could call Nancy mother
00:10:03.300 mother
00:10:04.280 if Nancy had kids 0.95
00:10:07.260 she would make her kids call them 1.00
00:10:09.280 she's more like a teenager from that show 1.00
00:10:11.540 in the 90's where the chick could go like that 1.00
00:10:13.440 and stop time 1.00
00:10:14.140 what the fuck are you talking about 1.00
00:10:16.260 you guys don't know that show 1.00
00:10:17.280 you guys don't know that show
00:10:19.220 it was right after stay by the bell
00:10:22.060 somebody out there knows who
00:10:24.600 but she's like that
00:10:25.440 you guys would love that show
00:10:29.160 you're just touching tips on the show
00:10:30.480 by the way
00:10:32.220 and I don't want to blow up your spot
00:10:33.520 but we do know some people in the villages
00:10:35.660 I watched that entire show about the villages
00:10:37.880 you should tell the people in the villages about it
00:10:40.940 what did you think about it
00:10:41.860 the burrows nailed it it's the burrows so funny it's it's a show on net who did you explain that
00:10:47.280 to did you explain it to the lady that was here the other day with the two kids i mentioned it
00:10:51.220 she seemed to like the idea you're telling them somebody with kids about this david well i didn't
00:10:55.620 tell the kids about it i said gather around children out of this world that was yeah let's
00:11:01.420 go bro you guys would love that show i never heard of it i think you should tell you should
00:11:05.860 tell your friends in the villages that live in the villages about this because they'd get a kick
00:11:09.040 out of it because it's it i mean it's almost like a copyright infringement of the villages
00:11:13.780 they even they even mention orgies they're in like this very hot town but there's like this
00:11:19.080 alien phenomenon going on and these people are trapped there as like unwilling participants in
00:11:24.540 some sort of like okay but it's not hey look at this picture show me show me oh this is why i don't
00:11:30.560 want to sit next to him this is exactly why i don't want to sit next to him i'm pretty sure i
00:11:34.780 can show this because it's not real and it's ai brandon w is clearly not my name okay everybody
00:11:39.660 oh my god you can't show that i don't like that neil degrossi neil degross tyson's degrossi
00:11:47.200 yeah you don't like looking at it but you can't look away either i want to watch mother horse 0.61
00:11:52.160 eyes neil degross tyson's degrossi oh yeah don't post that david you just got off of a punishment
00:11:58.920 no this is uh ted logan posted this i can't show the audience shout out ted the good part of phone 0.72
00:12:03.780 oh he's fantastic i love bill too bill's also fantastic yeah there's another homosexual that's
00:12:08.580 not on there well he's not on there anymore so it doesn't matter um okay so mother horse eyes i
00:12:12.940 don't think either of us had made any effort to bring it up and find the part where we left off
00:12:16.380 huh we left off right after the korean soldier yeah right after iwo jima wait there was something
00:12:22.780 like up on a volcano top and there was then they saw somebody up there yo when when owen benjamin
00:12:29.520 called neil degrasse tyson steal the bike tyson that was very fucking funny yeah see i said i said 0.65
00:12:36.480 on the previous show with matt that uh the people that subscribe just get rid of that picture i'm 0.86
00:12:41.360 not yeah i can do that i don't want to i'm forced to look at the chat the whole time which you don't
00:12:45.520 want me to do so don't look at it um i'll just keep reading he made it bigger i'll just keep reading
00:12:52.000 it's so meaty looking
00:12:54.960 Nancy what do you think about
00:12:59.260 Degrassi
00:13:00.120 why is it shaved
00:13:03.920 I don't know
00:13:05.620 I guess it is
00:13:06.680 I am going to move it
00:13:07.900 you don't want to put it on the screen
00:13:10.300 we can't put it up here
00:13:11.860 anyway I was suggesting that Matt's followers on Patreon
00:13:15.400 because Matt has a Patreon
00:13:16.360 shout out to Straight Bibles Patreon 0.96
00:13:18.080 instead of naming them like bear people 0.53
00:13:21.480 Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:13:22.640 You know, Enchanted Bear.
00:13:23.740 We have Cherry Bear.
00:13:24.660 Yeah, we got a lot of bears.
00:13:26.120 I love the bear people.
00:13:27.120 Berry Texan, which is actually Keisha Black named. 1.00
00:13:29.980 She has two different names. 0.94
00:13:31.140 Sparrow Bear, Nose Bear.
00:13:33.460 I said they should be Apostle whatever.
00:13:35.840 Oh, Apostle.
00:13:37.560 Apostle.
00:13:38.120 No. 0.99
00:13:38.540 Because we steal shit from Owen Benjamin all the time anyway. 0.99
00:13:40.580 Hell yeah, dude. 1.00
00:13:41.520 Steal the bite Tyson.
00:13:42.600 Yeah, they're more like Food Forest people, not like Apostle.
00:13:45.380 Oh, you're saying for the thing.
00:13:47.740 You sure you don't want to bring this picture up on the stage?
00:13:49.220 I'm sure.
00:13:49.940 get it off of the screen dude i don't even like it in my career no it stays there it does stay
00:13:55.420 there it stays there all right all right all right uh so so how are we gonna do this because
00:14:00.740 i don't even think we have it pulled up do we have it pulled up do you have to pull it up
00:14:03.420 i don't know where where it is though if you don't take it off i'm gonna add it to stage 0.67
00:14:11.260 oh nancy gonna get us nancy don't mother get rid of it dude mother nancy let me see real quick
00:14:19.680 i gotta scrub ahead i don't know where we left off i mean i think we got an hour through this
00:14:24.120 iwo jima there's no way for me to move it sorry guys this is really all on david yeah i gotta
00:14:31.120 leave it there sorry but i can show the people all right we can't show them i think you're gonna
00:14:36.260 have to remove it to play the music though you think so uh yeah most likely all right so um
00:14:42.580 while i do this do you want to give people just a quick review of what we actually watched when
00:14:46.780 it came to you're stolen for time dude you're trying to find it i can't get it to play it
00:14:52.200 won't play at all in order for me to scrub through it um i think i could do this technically this is 0.98
00:14:57.700 nancy's job right no nancy doesn't care less she doesn't do shit mother nance eyes oh i think i 0.86
00:15:05.140 actually got it oh perfect yeah i do what were we like uh an hour in uh an hour in i shared this tab 0.99
00:15:13.100 instead um we had gotten through the whole iwo jima story which was the american soldiers invading
00:15:20.100 the island of iwo jima trying to penetrate its exterior to get to the sort of uh convex
00:15:27.620 crater left behind from a volcano so it's kind of like a mountain but it's got this big crater in 0.88
00:15:32.940 the center of it and and of course there's a uh pan-faced gook who is in a bunch of pieces 0.98
00:15:39.260 stop talking about nancy like that no she's literally my friend people don't like when 0.84
00:15:43.840 you do the food noises in the microphone guys l in the chat for the food noises in the microphone
00:15:48.780 don't ever do that again okay i feel terrible and no it's fine i forgive you it's sorry um
00:15:52.980 but it was uh it was a good time so now we're gonna i guess we're gonna listen to the rest 0.88
00:15:56.600 of this let me see if it actually fucking plays so you okay it does you guys heard that did you 0.86
00:16:01.420 hear that word so whatever you do please don't eat the boogers man i mean what a fantastic moment 0.97
00:16:09.140 that was for me to have been um making fun of this guy the craig the the dude craig from uh 0.81
00:16:16.260 fight the flat earth and all of a sudden i am the recipient of a video of him eating his own
00:16:22.800 boogers i mean that's his name fighting the flat earth fight the flat earth craig i thought it was 0.99
00:16:26.960 f the flick i thought it was too which makes sense so you wouldn't want to say fuck you know you 0.95
00:16:31.860 know what i mean like in your in your name so are we allowed to play this on youtube that clip that 0.94
00:16:35.300 lady made was it oh we can uh we could play that clip yeah why not no well we have to take this
00:16:40.240 down anyway targeted harassment though no i don't think so um you know because we're gonna take this
00:16:46.380 down anyway like this half hour preview will be taken down yeah but then it'll be back up and
00:16:50.580 you'll forget to edit it oh touche i will forget to edit it no i think it's because it's all within
00:16:55.460 the parameters
00:16:57.840 of a consensual
00:16:59.840 MMA match. I don't think it's
00:17:01.740 consensual. Well, of course, I
00:17:03.580 wouldn't assault him. That's
00:17:05.740 crazy. I would never do that. I don't think your act
00:17:07.700 was consensual either, Top. Oh, having sex with 0.95
00:17:09.700 his dead mom's vagina. She asked for it. 1.00
00:17:11.420 Okay, I guess we'll play it then. Okay, go ahead and play it.
00:17:13.920 Jeez, dude, I don't know how we're going to air this.
00:17:15.900 Don't do it.
00:17:17.720 Stop with the mouth full of meat and cheese. 1.00
00:17:20.740 You fucking 1.00
00:17:21.760 baby butthole bitch. 1.00
00:17:23.620 Speaking of that, 1.00
00:17:25.460 and i've seen this guy before oh you have he's kind of this wispy 0.99
00:17:30.100 bitchy you know when like physiognomy tips you off very much like a worm but i know that this 0.99
00:17:35.540 guy's relatively infamous for being that that being a faggot unprovoked i don't know i don't 1.00
00:17:42.340 fuck with him very much a fag i'm gonna beat your ass that's what he says to me something like that 1.00
00:17:47.060 and it would be fantastic if i could fly you out i am going to beat the out of you i'm going to 1.00
00:17:53.300 lift you in the air and slam you on your neck and then i'm gonna go on stage and i'm gonna do a show 0.98
00:17:58.420 and when you wake up you can figure out your own way back to the airport and like maybe somebody 0.99
00:18:03.860 can get him some ice and wake him up and you know send him on his way i don't want him lingering
00:18:09.700 uh because i feel like that would be like a concussed dude you're really very hostile right 0.94
00:18:13.780 here and that's not what i'm trying to do he is a weaselly shitty bad faith arguing dysgenic little
00:18:19.220 goblin of a look at him wearing a vest on his own show like a wearing a vest on his own show 0.90
00:18:26.500 receding hairline knuckle deep in both nostrils as if it's not enough he goes back to the first
00:18:33.380 he goes into the mouth right nostril back for a little more in the left stuck on it 1.00
00:18:40.340 fucking sucking on it. 1.00
00:18:42.840 What? Magic nose goblin 1.00
00:18:44.600 eating ass nigga. 1.00
00:18:47.480 What in the world? 1.00
00:18:49.120 Lainey's undefeated, dude.
00:18:51.400 Lainey is completely
00:18:52.640 undefeated. Yeah, I like the way Lainey... 1.00
00:18:54.760 Some of his best work.
00:18:56.300 Oh, yes. Yeah, yeah. Lainey does
00:18:58.500 best when there is a... Controversy.
00:19:00.880 Yeah, there's an air of violence. What we did to
00:19:02.920 Misfit Patriot. Oh, my God. 1.00
00:19:05.880 Made this guy...
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00:19:36.980 He sparked out.
00:19:38.160 yeah when when was that oh that was a while ago a while ago uh he's a jew so you'd defend him but
00:19:43.560 i mean you know he had the the clips that laney was making that dude was this close to sending
00:19:48.480 us lawsuits oh yeah yeah he actually there was like this allusion to um to legal action that
00:19:55.100 was that started happening and it was literally all the clips were were just of him saying yeah
00:19:59.800 him talking by the way that that whole thing literally you that you heard a lot of that's
00:20:04.100 chopped up out of context that was all like through the that's out of context he does that
00:20:08.560 though he'll pull stuff from like it's so funny a little bit here a little bit here but it makes
00:20:13.140 sense when he does but it was a conversation that i was having alone um about a hypothetical
00:20:19.240 scenario in which this guy actually agreed to be flown out and and sign contracts and have a
00:20:24.980 consensual so none of that was like i would assault this dude if i saw him on the streets
00:20:28.880 i would never do that that's a crazy thing as for crazy people um but if there was a sport
00:20:33.640 a competition that he agreed to and was consenting to which is you know redundant i recognize that
00:20:39.680 but um that that's the context of that um just for you so you wouldn't just beat him up no that's 0.97
00:20:45.860 fucking crazy who i mean uh a dad and a husband and uh what do you think i'm just gonna go around 0.98
00:20:51.120 beating people up that's fucking crazy never why would you say that don't do that don't do a wink 1.00
00:20:55.940 at the camera so we're crazy people anyway let's listen to mother horse eyes yeah let's go who's 0.99
00:21:02.260 murdered he had actually been taking propofol nightly since around oh oh this is great i'm
00:21:08.220 gonna bring this michael jackson i'm gonna need some look he's like i gotta get up now as soon 0.97
00:21:11.500 as we start the fucking mother horse no no i'm just saying i need some caffeine dude i forgot 0.96
00:21:15.120 about this guy's voice so call the it's like a male version of nancy this this um got her just 0.98
00:21:21.600 for the context of this nancy he got you how do you feel about that why don't you uh um oh never
00:21:27.660 mind i'm not gonna say anything bad so this one that we're going into we left off at iwo jima
00:21:32.800 just for context he's about to do a short bit on um michael jackson oh and it's actually a
00:21:38.120 really fascinating huh little piece what do you mean it's like a parenthesis in the story it's
00:21:43.360 not like yes okay yeah the way it jumps around is really fun and this is just a sort of a sidebar
00:21:49.740 about i like the way matt just said huh huh michael jackson so you're telling me that this guy is
00:21:55.980 telling a story wait i was gonna say there's there's a korean guy with his head floating
00:22:00.640 off in a mountain but he's gonna say something about michael jackson like michael jackson michael
00:22:04.820 jackson like thriller no stop all right let's go i will give it all to you what many people
00:22:15.840 believe that michael jackson died to propofol not so turn it up he was murdered actually that's a
00:22:23.080 good time should we check in with the chat guys is that loud enough for you too quiet shh you're
00:22:27.400 not the chat guys could you be nancy how's that sound for you is that loud enough it could be a
00:22:35.400 little bit louder i don't know how to do that because it's on the max volume here it's not bad
00:22:42.120 max it's maximum volumed it's a bit quiet louder well i actually shouldn't have asked that question
00:22:49.240 because there's no way for me to make it.
00:22:50.460 All right, I'll be silent.
00:22:51.480 I'll be silent.
00:22:51.980 I'm going to make it louder.
00:22:55.340 Hey, Jack, you want me to do this thing?
00:22:57.160 And they go, yeah, do that.
00:22:58.080 And he's like, I got no real way to do that thing.
00:23:00.340 I got no way to do that.
00:23:02.380 There's no way to do that.
00:23:03.400 All right, everybody listen.
00:23:04.320 Everybody listen quietly.
00:23:05.160 Can you be quiet?
00:23:05.880 Wait, let me check my volume here
00:23:07.240 and make sure that that is all the way up.
00:23:11.320 No.
00:23:11.820 Okay.
00:23:12.640 Preparation NDS.
00:23:13.360 He had actually been taking propofol nightly
00:23:15.620 since around 1980,
00:23:18.000 not in order to make himself sleep, but to suppress REM sleep. After several months of
00:23:23.600 REM sleep suppression, the user becomes receptive. In other words, they enter the same state achieved
00:23:30.400 by prolonged continuous immersion and aerosol LSD. The brain can physically restructure itself
00:23:37.200 simply through thought. By reordering the thought, one can physically reorder the brain.
00:23:43.520 lsd or long-term propofol use makes the brain's neural structure malleable high energy rays from
00:23:51.120 outer space are able to penetrate the body and these can lead to random mutations and cancers
00:23:57.120 and sometimes they lead to changes that are not random at all changes which have been
00:24:03.280 intentionally programmed changes designed to bring about civilization level transformations
00:24:09.040 Michael Jackson was unaware of all of this. He merely knew that Propofol allowed him to enter
00:24:15.700 a sort of waking dream state of heightened creativity. The side effects were horrifying
00:24:21.040 paranoia and obsession, but he felt that he was strong enough to endure these side effects.
00:24:26.200 The success of Thriller seemed to vindicate his theories about Propofol, and unfortunately,
00:24:34.060 He was damned by his own success. So, how did he die? Through the lyrics of
00:24:41.420 Another Part of Me, and the vegetable part of Wannabe Startin' Something, it was quite clear
00:24:47.740 that he had become receptive and neuro-altered in line with Master Design 9, but he was considered
00:24:54.620 to be a minimal threat, and even perhaps an asset until his mounting financial problems
00:25:00.380 made him a liability he was terminated though i'm not sure the exact means
00:25:11.340 did you pause it no okay pause it because that's the end of that i don't know how segment
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00:25:45.860 well you just gotta go to the Spotify link 0.99
00:25:49.460 and click fucking 0.98
00:25:52.380 no ma 1.00
00:25:53.440 I suppose it's time to tell you what happened inside the magical space pussy. 1.00
00:25:56.440 Guys! 1.00
00:25:57.440 Alright, fine. We'll have to go back for a second then.
00:26:00.440 What are you trying to do? Raise the volume?
00:26:02.440 I'm a guy who's been inside the magical space pussy. 0.99
00:26:04.440 What? 0.99
00:26:05.440 My life has been pretty much downhill since then. 1.00
00:26:08.440 I mean, fuck Neil Armstrong. 1.00
00:26:10.440 What did he see? Bunch of grey rocks? 1.00
00:26:13.440 Big fucking deal. 0.99
00:26:15.440 I saw a cooch growing out of the side of a canyon. 1.00
00:26:18.440 Top that, NASA. 1.00
00:26:20.440 Ya tang drinking cocksuckers. 0.75
00:26:22.440 Anyways, where was I?
00:26:25.680 Oh, yeah, Uncle Adolf.
00:26:29.980 So I was living in Death Valley, hanging out with the Manson family, and Charlie kept mentioning
00:26:34.760 this guy, Uncle Adolf, and I figure he's talking about Hitler because he's sort of into this
00:26:40.500 white supremacy thing.
00:26:43.720 But then I started realizing that he's talking about a guy who's still alive.
00:26:48.600 one day the guy showed up they asked me to come over to their cabin and this old guy was sitting
00:26:55.880 there white hair deep tan lined face pale eyes he introduced himself as adolf and he's got a german
00:27:05.780 accent okay i want to pause it real quick because we didn't get an opportunity to talk about the
00:27:10.880 michael jackson thing okay so he's discussing propofol propofol propofol did you get that
00:27:16.980 matt because a lot of people don't talk with your mouthful a lot of people were wondering
00:27:21.200 you know what's up with the michael jackson part and look at what can you sit up i'm trying to
00:27:28.960 stay away from the mic dude i can't don't care for what your cup of water there exactly so so
00:27:33.580 he's talking about michael jackson using propofol in order to enter a bit of an altered flow state
00:27:39.760 that'll channel creativity seems reasonable based on the life of michael jackson he didn't mean to
00:27:44.560 do it but he does seem to have discovered it what he didn't know was like it actually is plausible
00:27:48.980 when you think about it really plausible because they were saying he was using propofol to sleep
00:27:52.960 because he had like some sort he couldn't sleep yeah and it just didn't make sense to be using
00:27:57.360 propofol at this sort of a level so consistently to have your own doctor giving it to you but
00:28:02.480 kanye west was also doing something similar with uh he was doing like nitrous do you remember that
00:28:08.620 oh yeah i do remember he had a doctor that would prescribe him nitrous right it was like what well
00:28:14.100 yeah again so the excuse was oh is he's black to keep him normal to get him like to see nitrous
00:28:18.760 balloons have somehow made you normal it was uh it was like the the tubes yeah yeah and you put it
00:28:24.340 in a balloon and you just kind of i don't know how they did it i think he had like you guys
00:28:28.740 never know that's how you did it no dude i'm well i mean i did uh i used to do whip it not whip it
00:28:33.740 air duster i used to do air duster i mean whip it's is nice you guys ever had a nitrous tank
00:28:40.100 at a party no no i didn't go to this i'm a lame dog i used to do the no i never did either i just
00:28:45.920 was curious if you guys uh whippets is nitrous okay whatever then fine yeah for the whipped cream
00:28:52.840 it goes yeah yeah that's and it's yummy because it's like a dead delicious on another level dude
00:28:57.700 my brother passed out you know what's crazy though i didn't become addicted to nitrous i
00:29:00.660 just became addicted to the whipped cream i can see that got him okay sorry but i cut you off so
00:29:08.380 kanye was like he did on nitrous kanye had a doctor that was prescribing him something like
00:29:13.440 the dentist uses it that's how they got the tank was they would like get him off the side of
00:29:17.240 he had a doctor on staff like a dentist on staff that would just give him the nitrous hell yeah
00:29:21.900 but but like i think the excuse was like oh he was using it to like sleep or like some sort of
00:29:25.980 health benefit but i think he was using it for creativity yep it's like a 30 second high well
00:29:30.260 that's uh what a lot of it we i mean if you do a lot of it i was super creative when i was
00:29:34.420 huffing air duster uh so so he's basically staving off sleep this way with the propofile
00:29:41.880 so he was just it's normally taken for sleep but in the quantity he was taking it just kind
00:29:48.120 of kept him in a perpetual state of not sleeping ever and i guess what's happening is your body
00:29:52.800 will find your way songs like hail hitler hell yeah no kanye wasn't on it michael jackson was
00:29:58.640 on well no that's how kanye made hail hitler kanye was on some other drug but i feel like
00:30:02.940 Chew your food, dude.
00:30:03.980 I feel like unbelievable.
00:30:05.880 The drug helps them, helps them to like tap into the consciousness of society to create artwork that's going to resonate with everybody.
00:30:13.640 Because that Hail Hitler song, no matter what people, it's either people really hated it.
00:30:18.300 Matt loves it. 0.79
00:30:18.780 Or they loved it.
00:30:19.340 I have no idea what that song is. 0.96
00:30:20.940 The one that goes, nigga, how Hitler? 0.99
00:30:23.780 Nigga, how Hitler? 1.00
00:30:25.600 They don't understand the shit I say on Twitter. 1.00
00:30:28.360 I thought you guys were making this up. 1.00
00:30:29.320 Nigga, how Hitler? 1.00
00:30:30.080 Yeah, it's fucking. 1.00
00:30:31.360 Does it have a good beat, though? 0.99
00:30:32.420 because kanye did have some yeah it's great it's a fantastic song uh toad played it toad and owen
00:30:37.840 benjamin played it at uh brohemian grove toad got fired for playing this song oh yeah that's right
00:30:42.200 toad lost his job for uh doing a ukulele cover you want to hear it a cover a cover of a popular
00:30:49.740 kanye west song or the dude that was uh eating the succulent chinese meal yeah i will play since
00:30:55.600 i mean this is already a bannable episode yeah we're gonna get banned i don't think this one 0.90
00:30:58.860 could even be on youtube here we go we're fucked that's not fondant that is kanye west 0.99
00:31:08.460 you have to have heard this nigga how hitler 1.00
00:31:16.780 these people took my kids from me then they closed my bank account i got so much anger in me 0.99
00:31:23.260 I'm already taking it out
00:31:24.940 Thinking I'm stuck in a matrix 0.98
00:31:26.820 Where the fuck's my diatrix? 0.97
00:31:28.700 Yeah, what about the diatrix? 0.98
00:31:39.760 He said drop the chords, please
00:31:41.900 You have no idea how legendary this was
00:31:53.260 feeling no he told crushes dude that's the chorus
00:32:03.260 They don't understand the things I say on Twitter
00:32:08.260 Yeah, dude, it's crazy
00:32:09.340 They don't understand the things I say on Twitter 0.97
00:32:15.860 Oh, my niggas, Nazis 0.98
00:32:20.240 Oh, my niggas, Nazis 0.97
00:32:23.500 Did Kanye repost this? 0.64
00:32:26.040 No, he didn't see it
00:32:27.840 What a tragedy
00:32:28.520 I think he did see it
00:32:30.240 Because it went so unbelievably viral 0.93
00:32:32.540 it was like 190 million fucking views to see it and be like his timing was slightly off yeah yeah 0.99
00:32:38.780 probably get all that kind of shit like it was a little off he's just i don't know no but then 0.99
00:32:44.400 he lost his don't talk with your mouthful but he lost his job after that and um and then there was 0.99
00:32:49.500 news articles written about him yeah about toad and uh he went crazy it did go crazy so we had
00:32:54.960 him perform it at brohemian grove and it was a really magical moment it's crazy this episode
00:32:59.500 cannot go on no and then he he's saying uh throw the jew down the well by borat um and that was
00:33:08.140 just like vince sanat uh and it was it was a really magical moment man for matt like i wish
00:33:18.960 there was some way we could rewind time and have matt be there at the last bohemian grove just
00:33:23.120 it's probably a good thing that i wasn't if we're all being honest probably not he would not have
00:33:26.960 understood it he wouldn't have he doesn't understand the things i would have needed
00:33:30.560 it's basically a year from i met you guys till brohemian grove i probably need every bit of that
00:33:35.440 year yeah if i wanted if i met you guys right before bro grove and then went to bro grove i
00:33:40.560 would have been like yeah that's interesting but so you go how long does it take to acclimate to
00:33:44.080 you guys about 365 days still working one full year and you'll be all right you'll be all right
00:33:50.880 you'll be well on your way to to feeling good about this all right um let's we'll continue
00:33:55.840 you playing mother one a second oh yeah yeah but but the so what he's doing is he's staving off
00:34:01.460 rem sleep and the idea is if you stave off rem rem sleep it will happen anyway and that's where
00:34:06.220 all this creativity is like kind of downloaded into you the rem sleep it'll happen in waking
00:34:10.980 like while you're walking around yeah hold on wait you know what while we're here yeah let's
00:34:15.080 just go ahead i i have the uh the margaritaville song oh baby boomerville baby boomerville was
00:34:22.060 fantastic i had just come back from margaritaville so for me it was like really funny uh okay let me
00:34:27.800 play it for for matt because i've been telling him i'm gonna show it to him hold on it's such
00:34:31.900 a good song it's such a great song he nails it and he writes this when he's just chilling in
00:34:36.460 the hotel over here yeah hold on where are we at dang i wish he would have came in the coffee shop
00:34:41.360 back then no see if you would have met him there you wouldn't have gotten it you wouldn't have
00:34:45.040 gotten it you had to have gotten no no no this dude if i would have met this dude in person i
00:34:49.540 would be like yeah something's happening with this you wouldn't i don't know what he would
00:34:52.880 drop this uh mayor you know david the grappler and i'm like how can i make him happy because
00:34:58.600 here's the irony of me i like making people happy when i see people laugh and feel good i'm like
00:35:03.560 yes and then i see this guy so upset i was gonna do a show at his theater when they're probably
00:35:09.080 gonna do a sodomy performance or something and i'm like so what do you want from me like what
00:35:14.740 words did i say wrong and why i know this isn't so i really started compiling this is called the
00:35:19.780 rules from the jews here we go rules from the jews i'm gonna be like totally riffing this if
00:35:24.980 anybody wants me to set it to a parody just let me know you can say stick if you say span
00:35:35.460 you can say slopes if you are skiing but not about a guy from japan 0.82
00:35:41.780 You can say chink if you're talking 0.98
00:35:44.400 about armor, but not the 1.00
00:35:46.540 little guys eating the dogs
00:35:48.680 I'll hold off 1.00
00:35:49.880 But there's a Chinese knight 1.00
00:35:54.160 You can't say there's a chink
00:35:56.740 in the armor 1.00
00:35:57.780 Oh, I see what you did
00:35:59.980 Alright 1.00
00:36:02.120 You can't say bitch 1.00
00:36:04.660 unless you're owned by Columbia Records 1.00
00:36:07.020 and you're talking about killing 1.00
00:36:08.620 and fucking and murdering 1.00
00:36:10.480 what uh you you can say nigger if you say va va nigger like what you eat with chips 1.00
00:36:21.340 uh niggerly means cheap and the jews find that offensive no matter the context which is insane 1.00
00:36:30.300 you can't do any black stereotypes about bike locks but you can about big monkey cocks 1.00
00:36:41.740 uh because the jews will feel sad they'll feel bad they'll feel pain 1.00
00:36:48.940 like when they uh see a bar soap or a train
00:36:54.400 and we have to protect our jews and how they feel
00:37:04.840 that's a good laugh does anyone have a pejorative you want me to hit right now i think i covered a
00:37:14.800 lot so it's like you can say who can chink if we're bombing in vietnam but right after you can't
00:37:24.400 you can say zipper head or nip which means nippon which is actually the name of japan it's not 0.51
00:37:32.060 japan jap abbreviates japan which we fucking made up no one says japan it's called nippon 0.72
00:37:40.020 so when you say nip it's just abbreviating the fucking word germany is deutschland we just 0.99
00:37:47.120 fucking made that up but don't say nigger you can say necrophilia which means fucking at that 0.99
00:37:53.980 body but that's not the n-word no no the n-word is a derivative of the latin word which just means 1.00
00:38:00.540 black negra but you're not allowed to learn latin because then you'll know the tricks and schemes 0.91
00:38:10.140 you can put them in a ghetto and give them 50 years for having weed in their pocket 1.00
00:38:16.940 As long as you say, welcome to Attica, African-American. 1.00
00:38:23.200 These are the rules for the Jews. 1.00
00:38:28.080 It's just pure chaos. 1.00
00:38:30.700 You can bomb a kid in Gaza, but you can't say nigger in fucking Leesburg. 1.00
00:38:37.240 Thank you. 1.00
00:38:39.040 Oh, my God, bro.
00:38:43.620 All right.
00:38:45.500 There we go.
00:38:46.480 Yes. 1.00
00:38:46.940 i got a big laugh the one about bike locks and big cocks got a big laugh because it's so true
00:38:53.480 everything he says is so true that's why it's like so crazy my god and it's all the stuff
00:39:01.660 you're like oh i don't want to laugh i got a joke for you guys about oh i want to laugh
00:39:05.320 let's just move on because then we got to do 20 pounds lighter back then dude not that you don't
00:39:15.420 look good now i think i probably was about 20 pounds for a bodybuilding contest look at this
00:39:21.000 body real quick over here matt no dude i don't like this all right this is why i don't sit next
00:39:26.620 to him okay i'm gonna make a big deal out of it just a little digressy and a little digressy never
00:39:32.320 heard nobody he still hasn't heard the the uh baby boomerbill song which is no tragedy the baby but
00:39:37.840 we should save it for the,
00:39:39.120 for three.
00:39:41.000 Um,
00:39:41.540 I hope Bro Grove this year.
00:39:45.260 Oh,
00:39:45.380 that would be amazing.
00:39:46.240 Now who knows if,
00:39:47.060 if,
00:39:47.360 I mean, 0.99
00:39:47.600 it's a fucking, 0.99
00:39:48.480 you know, 1.00
00:39:49.120 it's a long shot.
00:39:50.060 That's a long shot.
00:39:50.720 I really want to hear the, 0.99
00:39:51.840 the baby boomerville song. 0.97
00:39:53.480 It's been a while. 0.87
00:39:53.920 Then we're going to go out the rails and not do the mother horse eyes.
00:39:56.320 We will find by me,
00:39:57.280 dude,
00:39:57.500 if we do other stuff,
00:39:58.620 is toad coming?
00:40:00.360 Uh,
00:40:00.680 I would love for toad to come.
00:40:02.260 Who said that he's going to come.
00:40:03.900 Uh,
00:40:04.140 he's going to come.
00:40:04.800 I mean,
00:40:05.000 he,
00:40:05.280 you know,
00:40:05.720 he says no,
00:40:06.780 like he kind of makes a bunch of noises like he's afraid of traveling and he's gonna die but i think 0.99
00:40:10.340 fuck it we're gonna listen to the song all right fine all night like fucking memento 0.99
00:40:13.860 we listen to it there we go because i've never seen anything like this in my life same bro it's 1.00
00:40:19.140 like pure hell oh he's talking about the villages yeah first wife was a buzzkill
00:40:24.820 second one was real chill third one i bought when i went overseas 1.00
00:40:32.440 that's true dude all facts by the way she's a real looker technically not a hooker 0.99
00:40:42.960 reversed my mortgage to buy those double d's that's pretty funny that's pretty good 0.94
00:40:50.040 skipped my son's graduation yes they do that because he refused vaccination 0.98
00:40:55.060 oh seems like he just wants me to die
00:41:00.500 daughter just had a baby i'll visit it maybe how does he know this about not sure if i have
00:41:11.280 put him in that hotel and he figured this out about 24 hours he walked around just the square
00:41:17.500 and he was like i'm writing this oh it has this uncanny ability 24 hours he figured that out he's
00:41:22.120 He's got a rare ability to see, like, the nature of a thing. 1.00
00:41:25.760 He has a rare ability to look at somebody and go, I fucked your mind. 1.00
00:41:30.480 Wow, dude. 1.00
00:41:31.360 That's crazy, bro.
00:41:32.820 Oh, it's like most people that live here don't understand it that clearly.
00:41:35.700 No, no.
00:41:36.320 No, most of the people that are doing it don't understand this.
00:41:39.160 Miles to fly.
00:41:43.980 Avoiding my kids again in baby boomer belt.
00:41:48.360 He's so right, dude. 1.00
00:41:49.640 Spoiled brats just won't leave me alone. 1.00
00:41:55.960 Some people claim it's their shit father to blame. 1.00
00:42:01.540 But I know it's their mom's fault. 1.00
00:42:07.460 It's good. 0.94
00:42:08.720 He figures this out in 24 hours.
00:42:10.360 I'm on a cruise.
00:42:11.160 Oh, man.
00:42:12.080 Gambling in the best booze.
00:42:14.960 My kids think they'll get money someday.
00:42:19.640 most of them still rent one lives in a tent
00:42:27.260 i bought my first house when i was making minimum wage 0.98
00:42:34.240 where's the next fucking page 0.95
00:42:40.220 i mean listen i can't wing this thing no he just straights over right here yeah my kids went to 0.98
00:42:47.820 college i said they had to for knowledge told them if they didn't they'd have no hope at all
00:42:57.820 yep that's what they said now they have unpayable debt riddled with regret
00:43:06.380 but on my cruise i'm having a bomb
00:43:09.180 Mocking my kids again in Baby Boomerville.
00:43:16.100 Mocking my kids again in Baby Boomerville is great.
00:43:19.140 Pumping TRT, slamming high noons.
00:43:25.500 Some people claim that it's my greed that's the blame.
00:43:31.160 But I know. 0.92
00:43:33.280 It's never the Jews. 1.00
00:43:35.320 visors and flip-flops i'm telling you it doesn't end 0.72
00:43:41.760 wait wait hip-hop can we hit the visors and flip-flops so he had to have been talking to
00:43:48.380 people that were just straight telling him this well i mean he hasn't i think he observed it
00:43:52.860 so he wasn't like walk around asking people about their life this is a precondition of the boomer
00:43:57.200 and yes he walked through here and he was like and he observed how they were acting and was like
00:44:01.540 He already understands the boomer, but then he came to their oasis.
00:44:06.240 He came to their oasis.
00:44:07.900 I just felt like, I mean, I didn't figure it out in 24 hours.
00:44:11.500 It took me a while of living in the coffee shop, like talking to people.
00:44:14.900 Yeah.
00:44:15.340 Until I was like, wait, all these people left their kids?
00:44:17.980 I was introduced to it like, I knew it going into it because of what Top was saying.
00:44:22.800 And because, you know, the boomers get made fun of on the internet.
00:44:25.920 I didn't, without that, I don't think I would have picked up on it like that.
00:44:29.280 I don't think I would have seen it.
00:44:30.340 only picked up on it because i lived it every day it's something that keeps hitting you and
00:44:34.500 unless you know what it is yeah i'm just happy that it's like a safe place and i like it i know
00:44:40.360 but it's very i mean it's like a funny song but it's like this sad sucky oh it is horrifying okay
00:44:46.780 we have to we have to finish it because it's each verse is done masterfully like he sent me the
00:44:51.800 script of the verse and i was reading through it i was like oh my god yeah and it just massively
00:44:55.960 goes darker and darker and darker and also margaritaville is the best thing to set it to
00:45:00.820 yes because margaritaville is like they're drinking yourself into oblivion yeah you know
00:45:05.480 as the sun sets on a lost generation bloody marys and eye drops 9 a.m tea time i'm blacked out by
00:45:14.420 three nothing matters so why try world's ending when i die rocking deep ends so i can golf when i
00:45:27.060 pee bro hold on wait pause it real quick feeding my flesh all day oh bring it back like a couple
00:45:35.300 of seconds um is it weird though that everybody he's explaining is predominantly churchgoers
00:45:40.540 that line that he drops is like the heart of it the world's ending when i die that's what i'm
00:45:45.840 saying it gets progressively darker oh it does get yeah this last hook here i don't know if it's
00:45:49.920 the last one but feeding my flesh again and baby what do you mean by the world's ending when i die 0.90
00:45:55.220 they're just saying like i don't give a crap that's exactly how they do what i give to my 0.71
00:45:59.300 grandkids they're not leaving that's the condition of the boomer yes it's like it's about me and i 0.99
00:46:05.520 don't give a shit about anything so it's known the entire generation is like that yeah yeah well
00:46:10.120 pretty much it's gotten out now yeah yeah but it's been like this hard thing for me to like 0.92
00:46:14.560 come to terms with uh the world's ending when i die it's much better in song yeah it is it's 0.74
00:46:21.540 much more digestible but tops right this hook right here feeding my flesh again and baby boomerville
00:46:26.920 is like when he said that i said oh those two things the world's ending when i die and feeding 0.96
00:46:32.580 my flesh what happened to them that they want that um they were told that they were special
00:46:37.340 Like, do you plan on looking at your life and being old and giving nothing to your kids and grandkids and just going on cruises and stuff?
00:46:43.800 No.
00:46:44.180 Listen, for my inheritance, you know what I've done with my inheritance already?
00:46:48.760 I told my parents to buy the house that they built on the property that I own instead of taking that money and having them somewhere else.
00:46:55.360 So, like, my inheritance is them living with me.
00:46:57.920 Thumb.
00:46:58.500 They them. 0.99
00:46:59.660 They them's in the Bible.
00:47:00.660 We figured that out.
00:47:01.440 No, that's not true.
00:47:02.640 And they do love their dogs.
00:47:03.800 I didn't see in the comments about the dogs.
00:47:05.360 It's great.
00:47:05.780 They love the dogs.
00:47:06.840 Oh, yeah.
00:47:07.080 love the dogs the dogs are their children everything my mom is like that the dogs are
00:47:11.720 the children of poodles all right let's listen visors and flip-flops bloody mary's and eye drops
00:47:21.880 9 a.m tea time i'm blacked out by three
00:47:28.360 nothing matters so why try world's ending when i die
00:47:33.160 die rocking deep ends so i can golf when i pee
00:47:37.720 so when they go and they sit down in the back of the when we're doing a podcast and they go i can't
00:47:44.260 believe we're on tv it's just like yeah the world's ending when you die nothing's yeah like it's all
00:47:47.960 about you you can hear when they sit down to the squish sound of all the you're eating my flesh all
00:47:52.580 day and baby boomer crazy my will gives it all to the adl oh my god i know the kids uh 0.95
00:48:06.740 want my money i've earned but it's burned as i head off to hell 0.51
00:48:15.900 very dark i like it but i don't like i like the way he he like performs it too yeah like it's uh
00:48:26.740 i don't know how to explain like what he does there it's not this polished thing it's this
00:48:31.140 idea that he comes up with and then you you get to see this thing it's like alive and it's
00:48:36.080 developing it wouldn't be good if it was polished it has to be like this sort of almost off the
00:48:40.720 cuff but like it was that dude i took a seat directly in the front row and i sat down and i 0.81
00:48:46.320 enjoyed that final performance of toad and owen yeah and i was like fuck man like because how 0.98
00:48:53.100 often do you get to be like front row for something like that owen never leaves the 0.98
00:48:56.080 you know the property pretty much anymore and i don't blame him toad was fresh off of being
00:49:01.200 canceled losing his job and and you know like that whole thing you guys have been through a lot i
00:49:06.320 love the nds story it's been through a lot it's a lot of trauma it's fun it's been fantastic the
00:49:11.900 dude owen benjamin though is just like he's talking and you're just like yeah he's piercing
00:49:16.480 through your soul as he talks like he's singing that song and he's just staring through the souls
00:49:21.060 of boomers he he nails that thing man of like being uh you know you said earlier a special boy 0.97
00:49:26.500 like being a special boy is at the root of so much of the fucked up behaviors like even that dude the 0.80
00:49:33.740 the flat earth dude you know we were going back and forth and i he and i and he's like oh i i 0.96
00:49:40.360 smashed you in the comments and i'm explaining to him like no no you're in the public square
00:49:43.940 go back and look at the the way it's been received over and over again i'm dunking on you to a round
00:49:49.640 of applause and you're getting just badgered by countless strangers on the internet because 0.99
00:49:54.900 you're corny and you're unfunny and you're kind of fucked up this fucked up character 0.99
00:49:59.020 and on his page it's a different story if you go to his youtube he has moderators that are like 0.99
00:50:05.140 silencing you in the chat and then they're all like celebrating it because in that space he gets
00:50:09.700 to be the special boy and that's like so much of what people that's a gross feeling that you got
00:50:15.840 to resist is that idea of being the special boy i think that's why i'm constantly like no i'm 0.81
00:50:20.660 retarded it's like this is what this is what ed brought up with kane kane was the special boy 0.82
00:50:25.380 was the special boy right that that creates a murderous intention in your heart it is uh and 0.90
00:50:31.540 and it's the that's the thing too it's it's in the uh no i hate this topic i'm reading the chat i hate
00:50:38.020 this topic dude i'm listening to you too but i'm saying this topic because like i don't know i'm
00:50:42.540 like pretty close to home yeah yeah it's like just this weird thing dude i just don't understand and
00:50:47.620 i just don't want to be like that i don't want to get it's hard man something happens to me
00:50:51.160 and then i'm detached from my kids is that gonna happen to me when i get old that's like a nightmare
00:50:55.240 do you see it do you see what we just said here what we showed you yeah i live it i live it i
00:51:00.000 watch it yeah so then you can't be it but boomer is weirder for me too because like they are all
00:51:04.660 churchgoers predominantly dude they're all most of them are churchgoers i'm saying like how are
00:51:08.680 you reading the bible and you're not coming to terms with eternity and thinking about the next
00:51:12.280 generation and what you could actually do for the next generation that would actually matter on
00:51:16.040 planet earth you're just thinking about what cruise you go on next and how many times you
00:51:20.060 golf and how much you like your booze yeah and how cool your house is yeah and you're just consuming
00:51:25.480 all this stuff you're not farming you're not growing any food you're not helping the next
00:51:29.180 generation other than i guess uh in their defense they're like oh no but when we golf the people on
00:51:34.560 the golf course have a job you know when we come to your coffee shop you guys have a job so they
00:51:38.520 have like that kind of mindset is like no i am helping you know like we we support the economy
00:51:42.680 you're lubricating your your uh created economy but what about your created children i just feel
00:51:47.340 like the one world order is gonna figure out how to take all of their money dude i don't see all
00:51:52.000 that money if the boomers oh no no yeah trillions of dollars i don't see that getting passed down
00:51:56.080 so like i mean i guess if they crash the 401ks like right now like if they crash it at this
00:52:00.520 second inheritance is all the money would be would be gone dude the way i see it what they're gonna
00:52:04.540 do to them is uh we'll switch over to almost a completely different currency and historically
00:52:09.820 boomer coin well no and the boomers won't care that they lose it all because is that what you're
00:52:14.280 saying they're just gonna die anyway yeah historically when people have switched over
00:52:18.160 to a currency it's not gradually right suddenly right you know everyone everyone left holding
00:52:22.840 the bag of this old money so the boomers could care less they're not passing on to help their 0.62
00:52:27.120 so is that what would be like a sign like maybe they did brain waves to people the boomers are
00:52:31.540 going to be left holding fake dollars uh-huh they're going to be left with mortgages that
00:52:35.520 they can't pay but they're not going to health insurance that they can't afford no they're just
00:52:38.440 going to wither and die the rest of the people aren't going to care because of the attitude
00:52:41.840 that they've had towards the younger generation and then now you're going to ask for help when
00:52:46.840 everybody moves on that's what's happening i'm not sitting next to him anymore why what's he
00:52:51.320 showing you oh my god i see it's on a screen come on hang on can you just focus no i thought you
00:52:55.360 were saying like they're going to take it all the way to the end die and then they do the transfer
00:52:59.260 to the new money system no i no there's no way to how can you calculate that what they're and also
00:53:04.360 do you think the powers that be care about the boomer class they care about whatever they've
00:53:09.000 got to do no no but they have a giant chunk of money that they're gonna they're not just gonna
00:53:12.760 let that money pass to the next generation it doesn't seem like money it's right it's all fake
00:53:17.340 yeah but if they buy real estate and gold silver with it it's not fake how do i get how do i get
00:53:21.240 the real estate from the people who have the fake money stop you buy it right now no you just take
00:53:26.940 it from when they die right i take your money away like what do they do to people in 08 what 1.00
00:53:31.840 do you want nancy you fucking bitch she's calling me like a cat he's forcing me to look at something 1.00
00:53:39.980 that's not me do you see the name underneath it no it's me she knows that but she doesn't 1.00
00:53:44.240 want to see it anymore she doesn't want to look at neil degrasse tyson's mussy i don't care i don't
00:53:50.100 want to see it either yeah but you're a good sport about it you know sometimes you got to have a 0.85
00:53:54.080 gander at a mussy don't you yeah that was more than a gander i was talking about monetary policy 0.99
00:54:01.740 with matt instead of looking at neil degrasse he does that though he wants to get back no i don't 0.80
00:54:07.860 want to get back to which is fine i get it i just uh tophar tophar gardner you guys want to talk
00:54:11.760 about fiscal policy that's why he had that idea of what would happen to the boomer and i think
00:54:15.580 that he's there he's not completely wrong i think that they'll kill off the boomer class by 0.67
00:54:19.280 basically bankrupting them your money all this all of your time and effort your worldly things 0.84
00:54:24.420 that you put you put your time into gone they'll move on to a digital currency i can't look at you
00:54:30.140 you because in my perif i've got no i'm opening up my so my twitter and neil degrasse mussy is on
00:54:35.920 it uh what i was gonna say was uh yeah that stuff you know pepperoni is spicy that's that's one of
00:54:43.780 the ways that i see it playing out so all of your assets all the boomer assets like listen if you
00:54:48.540 take away their money their health care is gone these people are going to drop like flies then
00:54:52.100 you just have empty houses to be brought up by the government yeah and their money is all in stocks
00:54:56.340 that like i think i think right now it's the highest level of um the retail investor in the
00:55:02.040 market ever in history they're not just going to allow that to continue to make money like at some
00:55:05.740 point they have to pull the plug on that and we have a crash and then they yeah so so you're saying 0.70
00:55:11.080 at that point the boomers that won't have anything if they don't have their mortgage paid off if they 0.63
00:55:14.580 don't have like what they'll just lose their house they'll lose their health care and on top of that
00:55:19.940 what i will say is that it'll all be fair did we talk about the dude the other day that said he
00:55:24.700 knows somebody that had the um c-pat machine didn't bring it with him on a trip and the guy
00:55:29.900 died on the trip because he didn't have the c-pat yeah like there are people that use the c-pat
00:55:33.900 machine that gives the oxygen at night are you saying they were supposed to just die like they
00:55:37.280 pull those away what percent of the population guys are on c-pat machine and that stuff is
00:55:42.860 expensive so if you take away a little bit of the money it's like it solves itself but the crazy
00:55:46.960 part is that they have it's fair in my opinion god it's fair it's actually dying in your sleep
00:55:53.120 actually that's no it's fair what's going to happen to them so all right think about it let's 0.87
00:55:57.660 think about it this way logically the money's all fucked up because of wait i gotta say this though 0.62
00:56:03.020 my parents don't owe me anything i don't i don't look at like they owe me something and by them 0.94
00:56:07.240 not giving me money they're holding it back they don't know it to me i don't think that okay well
00:56:11.860 like i i'm just surprised that churchgoers that are that age aren't more focused on the next
00:56:17.720 generation because it's a spiritual it's a spiritual disposition and they have and they've
00:56:23.340 fallen for it but it's not i don't want to say that they deserve it but they've chosen this and
00:56:28.300 it is you're just kind of saying it's what the bible says when it says people will reap what
00:56:31.960 they sow 100 so here's what what they are reaping was supporting every single war in the middle east
00:56:38.260 supporting israel over and over supporting the monetary inflation supporting wait but they didn't 0.80
00:56:43.160 really have a say in it supporting these people that were wearing the mat the ones that consented
00:56:47.760 to it and said yes you supported all this stuff to what level uh it's not for me to say but i'm
00:56:52.780 just saying they were like mind controlled by the media right they were just like i don't care
00:56:56.160 it doesn't matter if if there if there is mind control that is trying to take take control of
00:57:00.740 your mind did you consent to it right okay good you consented to it bang check that mark so now
00:57:05.380 what you consented to was hyperinflation so when the when the dollar that you are hoarding away 0.99
00:57:11.180 from your kids to do your baby boomerville shit goes to nothing because of your decisions that's 0.97
00:57:17.140 exactly your decision that's your choice and it's very fair so now you live with that or you just 0.99
00:57:21.880 die with that and unfortunately it'll affect an entire class of people my parents will be affected 1.00
00:57:26.420 but here's the deal with my parents they made a great choice to ignore that baby boomerville 0.74
00:57:31.200 mentality and they actually did move they sold they sold their stuff they moved to live next
00:57:36.320 to their planting fruit trees then i mean you're gonna be kind of down and out too bro i'll figure
00:57:40.200 Here's the thing. You'll be 70. You can't figure out how to make money. I'm my age now. I don't
00:57:45.460 even know, 30 something. I can figure out, I'll figure out how to swim no matter what water you
00:57:49.280 put me in. These people are far too old. They don't have any way to do anything. They're living
00:57:53.440 off of their savings and whatever they did before, which was all built on sand. None of it built on
00:57:58.840 rock. So that's what's happening. And if we're looking at it happening and when it does happen,
00:58:03.420 I'm going to feel bad for them, but they, they will have asked for that.
00:58:07.060 I know. Do you know what's wild is all the money, like they lived in a generation where
00:58:10.180 you bought real estate and it just went to the moon you bought stocks and it just went to the
00:58:13.400 moon and like they lived in that generation where that and they were savers they were raised by like
00:58:18.020 my grandparents were from the great depression so like they were raised by people that was like
00:58:24.080 very like even when i was a kid we had a calculator when we went to the grocery store
00:58:27.500 like we like we literally had a calculator and like we never had name brand food and stuff they
00:58:31.600 were just raised like that saved every penny and then all their savings like went to the moon
00:58:36.640 so it has been this wild lose their mind with them huh i don't know it's just been this wild
00:58:40.960 thing for them to like become wealthy but at the same time any of them could have started a farm
00:58:45.140 by now any of them could have bought two acres or five acres or whatever here's what i will say
00:58:49.200 about the villages though and the people in the villages they're a very unique case of boomer
00:58:53.380 i think that they'll survive are they or are they just what do you mean they are they are
00:58:57.880 successful from where they're from that's how they got here they're just a regular boomer but
00:59:01.700 they're in boomer mecca and they don't know the black people in a huge way the people that own
00:59:06.240 the villages the people that that if they wanted to they can create their own currency right now
00:59:11.000 they can create their own state they already have their own stable economy they're pretty much
00:59:14.680 trying to become their own entity as far as a town upon themselves it's funny what you're saying is
00:59:20.160 this is why i told jess when i said we gotta leave saint pete like when we had bella i was like we
00:59:24.040 cannot stay here no it's unstable not only are me and you're gonna die this child's not gonna make
00:59:28.480 it dude like we got to get out of here i was like what about that place where i did that job where
00:59:32.200 they ran around on golf carts and that's exactly what i said was like they're gonna have a stable
00:59:35.980 economy 100 there's going to be work they're going to be totally separate from everything
00:59:39.460 else it's going to be this little bubble like let's just get away from here let's just go raise
00:59:42.920 a family this there will still be hardship for a lot of people here that don't catch on quick like
00:59:47.200 so there's going to be a time where they'll have their dollars and again this could speculation
00:59:51.840 but this is what i'm seeing they're going to have their dollars if they don't switch those in for 0.93
00:59:55.300 village bucks like immediately their their dollar is going to be fucked but if they wanted to do 0.95
01:00:01.200 village bucks they could do that here they everything is self-sustaining in this little 0.94
01:00:05.260 ecosystem the rest of the boomer class you're done even in like 08 when there was downturns 0.64
01:00:09.780 there was meetings within the villages where they were saying like hey if you live in the 0.80
01:00:12.660 villages and work in the villages spend your money in the villages yeah like they were very
01:00:16.360 adamant about that they were like don't go buy dinner outside the village that's why i live here
01:00:20.280 that's why i moved toward to the villages besides like i mean we found land and we have some family 0.97
01:00:25.000 but i was like i sold the place same thing you saw and i was like oh this shit is like you were 0.98
01:00:28.560 like dude i want to golf i want to go on cruises i'm going to live with my diaper let's go piss 1.00
01:00:33.300 I don't think he's shitting the diapers 0.99
01:00:35.240 Blaming my kids again 0.98
01:00:36.580 Feeding my flesh again
01:00:39.600 Yeah just I don't know I just
01:00:41.260 I'm like there's a 0% chance they let that
01:00:43.360 Money transition from that generation to the next
01:00:45.500 No they're going to take it all
01:00:46.460 One world order has to be
01:00:48.320 They're just waiting for the right moment
01:00:51.100 Where they pull the plug on it
01:00:52.900 Because they can crash the
01:00:55.140 Market at any moment
01:00:57.160 I think they're probably just waiting for peak capacity
01:00:59.420 I think that's the great reset
01:01:01.340 I think that's what they're going to be 0.99
01:01:02.900 what they're aiming at oh i would think if they do a great reset the boomer generation is the 1.00
01:01:07.400 catalyst for you have to kill well the spiritual energy from killing all those people and then also 0.98
01:01:12.740 you need their property you need their property and you need their money it's in order to you 0.91
01:01:16.960 know facilitate it's horrific but there's something beautiful like poetic about it right because they
01:01:20.660 they will have asked they will have asked for that well what about the next generation who
01:01:25.660 hasn't prepared like like if you haven't prepared well watch nds because everything to fall apart
01:01:30.520 because i just told you and you're still counting on like grocery stores to have food and restaurants
01:01:36.280 have food and then like there's not really much food i think a lot of especially millennials have
01:01:40.620 been primed in such a way as to like get used to just barely scraping by yeah but if there's nothing
01:01:46.580 if there's no food like the food has to come from somewhere and then everybody's um gonna be in
01:01:51.320 you know fucksville and it's gonna be a hard time but people are resilient yeah i just think people
01:01:55.540 should be growing some food even if it's not all their food but start growing something on your
01:01:59.820 property that's food yeah true i'm can we switch seats what man i'm just showing you a uh i don't
01:02:07.420 want to see this hot dog can you bring this up on stage real quick frosting and hot dogs this is
01:02:12.620 gonna be like i'm the chocolate covered wiener man wiener man i'm the chocolate covered wiener man
01:02:23.820 Hey, if you ain't putting chocolate on that wiener, then you ain't eating you a good wiener.
01:02:29.840 Bye.
01:02:30.620 So don't love you.
01:02:32.140 So don't sign in off.
01:02:33.860 I hope I make you laugh.
01:02:35.220 Goodbye.
01:02:37.340 This is my brain when you guys talk about fiscal policy. 0.99
01:02:41.040 I know, but you should be paying attention, you dummy. 0.99
01:02:43.680 Yeah, that's my brain when you talk mother of horse size. 0.99
01:02:45.620 Let's get back into mother of horse size. 0.99
01:02:46.720 Let's go.
01:02:48.800 But people are resilient.
01:02:49.880 David, you should be paying attention. 1.00
01:02:51.460 You're going to end up like the boomers. 1.00
01:02:52.700 All right, let's go. 1.00
01:02:53.820 let's get back in the thing oh i gotta give it's like it's going it'll start me nervous oh there
01:02:59.560 it goes kind of something you keep under your hat that charlie was perfect for my purpose
01:03:07.220 i asked what his purpose was he said testing i kind of shrugged because i didn't really give 1.00
01:03:15.860 a shit about his little coy answer and i got up to leave when this mongoloid motherfucker they 0.99
01:03:21.520 called clem punched me straight in the face and suddenly i was on my ass there were a couple of 1.00
01:03:29.880 girls there and they jumped on me and held me down and tied just so you know this is the guy that is 0.97
01:03:35.660 in the desert parties like that with the sort of the manson family remember that guy oh yeah and um
01:03:41.500 and apparently he's just been punched in the face and ganged up on by these like kind of manson 0.97
01:03:48.180 retard freaks my hands behind my back if i had known what they had done to sharon tate 0.97
01:03:56.020 i would have been unspeakably terrified but as it was i was merely really really scared 0.98
01:04:06.020 they tossed me into the back of the dune buggy and drove out into the desert it was midday and
01:04:11.300 the sky was just one giant glare they drove for over an hour and eventually they got me out and
01:04:18.180 hauled me down into this deep sandy arroyo and they started marching me down it they had put
01:04:24.980 wooden stakes under the ground at various points and when we came to them they seemed to be really
01:04:31.460 careful to always stay in between the stakes later they had chains tied between the stakes
01:04:38.100 do you know why they were careful to walk in between the stakes i feel like if they go out 0.99
01:04:43.760 of bounds they might end up in the i forget what we're calling it now i'm pretty sure it's a vagina
01:04:49.880 in the earth i mean yeah yeah so why it's those it's those segmentation fields that they can't see
01:04:57.800 so whatever's happening now that happened the same thing happened on the island
01:05:02.360 that's right yeah now we're in the desert of america and it's same things happen and they
01:05:07.700 apparently wherever he's going in the post got to stay in between the post okay he doesn't quite
01:05:11.780 know why it's left to the reader or the listener to put that together and we all had somebody
01:05:16.340 figured it out like some kind of obstacle course i didn't know what to make of it i had a lot to
01:05:23.220 process at the time i started to notice that the rock walls of the arroyo were abnormal there were
01:05:32.100 strange durations through the rock and what looked like the cross sections of giant insect
01:05:37.700 tunnels. I had never seen rocks like that. The whole thing was just very alien.
01:05:46.500 Then I started to hear the screaming. Up ahead I could hear people's voices,
01:05:51.940 thousands of voices, all of them screaming and howling at once.
01:05:55.380 What?
01:05:56.380 Slowly, incredibly, the screaming changed into a kind of laughter, an insane laughter.
01:06:05.660 Giggles and chuckles and titters.
01:06:09.200 I wondered if it was in my head.
01:06:12.680 If I was so scared that my mind had cracked, or if they had dosed me with LSD or something.
01:06:19.260 Finally, we went around a bend in the arroyo, and, well, there it was. 0.99
01:06:29.360 They said it would be a pussy, and I guess it kind of looked like one. 0.99
01:06:36.680 Maybe after some kind of drastic dildo mishap. 1.00
01:06:42.240 It was just flesh. 0.58
01:06:45.840 Wrinkled, lobbed, flabby flesh.
01:06:49.260 Growing out of the rock like mold or something.
01:06:52.780 It had hair and pores and freckles.
01:06:58.300 Some of it was pale.
01:07:00.980 Some of it was black. 0.99
01:07:03.320 It was stinky.
01:07:05.480 It was dry. 0.98
01:07:06.360 It was taller than me.
01:07:09.260 And in the center, there was an opening.
01:07:13.820 Pink and wet. 1.00
01:07:16.160 Just like a vagina. 1.00
01:07:19.260 The crowd told me he wanted me to see its level of development. 0.99
01:07:24.200 He took a revolver from one of the girls and pointed it at my face, told me to walk inside. 1.00
01:07:31.740 So it was either get shot or go into the big mangled pussy. 1.00
01:07:37.600 It was honestly a tough choice. 1.00
01:07:39.140 The big mangled pussy is really aggressive. 1.00
01:07:42.660 Big mangled pussy is crazy. 1.00
01:07:45.100 choice there was something really fucked up completely not right about that thing 1.00
01:07:51.500 yeah no kidding something in my bones told me not to go into it not to go near it 0.96
01:07:57.400 to just take the bullet in the head yeah but i figured maybe i could go in just a little bit 0.67
01:08:07.280 and then wait for them to leave and get the hell out of there 0.95
01:08:10.960 Not a great plan, but the best I could come up with.
01:08:18.740 So, I went in.
01:08:23.340 The entrance was just barely wide enough to slip into it.
01:08:28.780 All I could see was glistening pink flesh ahead.
01:08:34.200 was just sound like laughter and then screaming and then laughter that was coming from deep inside
01:08:41.560 the walls were blood warm on my shoulders and the smell was well what you might expect
01:08:52.320 no not great no let's just say it was not great shout out craig oh it's craig forward and the 0.63
01:09:01.940 walls kind of gave way and found myself moving through this slimy suffocating flesh and i'm
01:09:09.600 starting to panic because my hands are still tied behind my back and i'm feeling like i'm
01:09:15.760 about to choke on this stuff and the walls are moving like pulsating i feel like i'm being
01:09:23.980 digested. Then, suddenly, I'm pushed through into this kind of chamber. Talk
01:09:34.900 about the frying pan and into the fryer. The chamber was just a nightmare. I mean,
01:09:45.200 i i i never i just never seen that
01:09:56.320 it was unholy yes there were faces and heads and legs all kind of fused together
01:10:07.600 the walls were just all these crawling limbs and these terrified faces and
01:10:13.440 fusions of teeth and cheeks and hair and fingers coming out of knees just they
01:10:20.680 all those people were they still people had they ever been people had they been made a part of
01:10:35.200 that thing i started to scream everything around me was screaming all them so really quick do you
01:10:46.900 hear like what he's saying the the walls are made of portions of people all the segments it seems
01:10:52.580 like uh when the people were walking and getting their pieces cut off like in iwo jima and also 0.98
01:10:57.640 the place where they had the guarded it was just going on the walls inside the vagina it's like 1.00
01:11:01.460 on this mangled pussy 1.00
01:11:02.740 being like yeah 1.00
01:11:04.860 they were being sucked into a portal cleanly
01:11:07.680 but like those parts were put
01:11:09.260 into these
01:11:10.960 making up the walls
01:11:11.960 engaging in resource acquisition
01:11:15.840 hey can we take a break from this and watch something
01:11:17.420 because I kind of want Matt's opinion on
01:11:19.540 something
01:11:20.140 okay Matt this is a
01:11:21.820 hold on oh that's Owen Benjamin
01:11:23.720 yeah let's watch Owen Benjamin
01:11:24.820 this here is going to be
01:11:28.540 Duncan Trussell
01:11:29.400 oh this is interesting and i think this i think you have something good to say about this because
01:11:34.600 i i don't know what to think about it yet but here here we go this bizarre hybrid on one side
01:11:41.320 you've got kind of like uh you know somebody who's been living in the world of the transhumanists
01:11:47.320 for decades somebody who like that's his life it's a tech bro and you're teal i'm talking about
01:11:53.960 you know who peter teal is yeah okay where are you going are you okay yeah no i just got to
01:11:58.620 readjust okay you have someone who appears to be taking the book of revelation literally right so
01:12:06.040 it's this this combo peter teal did a private uh meeting at his house and actually duncan trussell
01:12:13.200 was at it where he broke down the book of revelation that's duncan trussell yeah he's
01:12:16.860 a comedian is he your buddy or i don't know now i i do like duncan he's a little bit of a new age 0.96
01:12:22.940 yeah he's a bit of a satanic sorcerer faggot but i think he's also yeah he is very funny and he's 0.99
01:12:28.120 very insightful um you know his curiosity he knows a lot of like esoteric shit so yeah he's just not 0.99
01:12:34.520 on uh our side right if you're coming from the same perspective i i would read the book of
01:12:40.460 revelation uh for what it says too it's yeah i think it's symbolism when it says it's symbolism
01:12:46.080 it's fascinating that he says he was inviting it literally he was invited to well i mean he's just
01:12:51.260 being like uh he's telling the story because he's also he's a comedian he's a storyteller is really
01:12:55.840 what he is but he's at the guy's uh house it's like a closed meeting where he's doing
01:13:00.860 this uh speech oh he's doing a speech on the antichrist peter teal is peter teal and when
01:13:07.180 you look at peter teal you're like dude you operate a lot like the antichrist well there's
01:13:10.800 a guy i don't know his name i wish i knew his name my cousin sam sent me the thing and said
01:13:15.560 hey man what do you think about this uh interview and it's a dude what's the guy's name wade maybe
01:13:22.080 like a bald head but a beard and he's kind of well-spoken he does good interviews it seems like
01:13:27.020 but he interviewed peter teal and he was like as peter teal was explaining the antichrist he was
01:13:31.060 like don't you think that the antichrist would be using the exact technology that you're speaking of
01:13:35.900 that you're creating yeah yeah like isn't that like don't you think like if you're talking about
01:13:40.500 this thing it's going to take over the world like is it your technology exactly what they would use
01:13:45.100 to do that do you think that's a little ironic it was like a cool interview so check it out let's
01:13:49.160 let's keep listening to this it's a tech bro and on the other side you have someone who appears to
01:13:56.000 be taking the book of revelation literally right so it's this this combo meeting and so
01:14:04.040 it felt like he was saying that there might be a way to patch the book of revelation
01:14:13.260 like a tech i mean like we can control out delete the book of revelation i think there's a way we
01:14:20.160 can like maybe forestall the emergence of the antichrist you know that that there there could
01:14:25.520 be things that so in other words you're taking it it is it's you talk about that it's not profound
01:14:31.680 it's like of course they they there's one side that's trying to speed up prophecy there's another
01:14:37.280 side that of course would be interested in stopping prophecy and the idea that anybody
01:14:41.760 historically has taken revelation or biblical prophecy seriously and not considered how do we 1.00
01:14:47.820 stop it you have zionist jews in my opinion who are trying to manufacture and and accelerate 1.00
01:14:53.580 toward the prophecy that is in revelation and in their you know which is what killing a third of 1.00
01:14:58.600 the earth and stuff like that yeah yeah yeah so that their messiah can come and then you have
01:15:03.060 people who are battening down the hatches and preparing elon musk oprah these people that have
01:15:07.540 their underground tunnels that understand a cataclysm is going to have known thing for the
01:15:11.780 famous people yeah but when you have ideas like project looking glass that they have like shelters
01:15:16.500 underground yeah of course oh yeah so you have this idea like project looking glass or any of
01:15:21.020 the potential time travel technology and of course there would be people who are you know close to
01:15:26.960 that technology who see prophecy unfolding and then who would go how do we use this technology
01:15:33.520 to stave this off to stifle it to avoid it of course to avoid and i think what it is in the
01:15:38.760 end is like how do we avoid judgment judgment yeah the judgment because we are not going to 0.98
01:15:43.900 stop it's baby boomerville shit right it's like how do we keep this party going baby boomerville 0.99
01:15:47.880 is worse because they don't it is worse like they're like we're gonna partake in all the 1.00
01:15:52.600 earthly pleasures with no fail safe right elon musk is like i'm partaking in the earthly pleasures
01:15:57.380 but i i want to also avoid yeah this metaphysical judgment i think a lot of what elon musk is even
01:16:03.240 thinking is like okay if there is going to be a judgment and let's say it's going to look like a 0.97
01:16:06.880 polar shift and that's how we might if it looks like a giant pussy like let's say the polar shift 0.99
01:16:10.760 elon musk has come to the conclusion is the judgment of god and how do we avoid that mars 0.96
01:16:17.160 mars yeah yeah escape the planet escape the planet go back in time put your consciousness
01:16:22.060 into a digital hive mind read the chat perhaps and there are people who have said things like
01:16:27.260 part of the idea of time travel is they keep going back and keep trying to adjust things to avoid
01:16:32.800 the coming of revelation yeah but you can't stop so it's interesting that i don't know what's
01:16:37.300 interesting is they're trying to avoid death and that is the thing that says happens in book
01:16:41.620 revelation that like they want to die and they can't they can't but that's like what the dude
01:16:45.060 he's trying to do he's trying to get the thing they put in the skull that's funny right you
01:16:49.080 figured it out when you first read that 20 years ago wasn't that long ago you're like how is that
01:16:53.440 even possible there's not gonna be any people that can't die trying to avoid now it's like oh
01:16:57.160 i bet they do have a technology now where people don't yeah donald trump is talking about a
01:17:01.220 medication that stops you from the brink of death that brings you back or whatever this is what we
01:17:05.120 were talking about on the previous show where it's like it's already been done it's already
01:17:08.080 judged they're trying to avoid this but it's it's already done i know but and as a matter of fact
01:17:12.680 you're gonna do it they're doing it all that matters when that goes down is are you with
01:17:16.840 jesus are you not with jesus that's the only thing that matters when that goes down sure
01:17:20.080 if they wanted to avoid it they could just get right with jesus no so it's weird if they believe
01:17:26.880 the book of revelation but don't believe it to the point where they're like i better get with
01:17:30.320 king jesus no they believe they can outsmart i don't think people that think they can force god's
01:17:34.980 prophecy i don't think that they can i think that they've made or at least they think that they've
01:17:39.260 made uh moves that they can't come back from so they better just go to war maybe false gods false
01:17:45.180 entities have given dudes like elon information technology that he's profited from so he's already
01:17:50.120 in that camp the acceptance of that technology the accept the acts that you've done the rituals
01:17:54.820 that you perform to get that kind of stuff they themselves look at they're looking at themselves
01:17:59.520 and going like man look at me like i can't be forgiven for this so i'm going full force on one
01:18:03.200 side and i get it but the book says different i saw somebody say something about blaspheming the
01:18:08.840 holy spirit is um is believing that you know your sins are too great which is interesting because
01:18:15.620 uh i mean well i don't think that that's blaspheming i think well it's interesting
01:18:21.200 because if you believe that you know what i mean like then you are damning yourself right right
01:18:25.540 right so i'm like oh that's actually a little interesting spot to be because you're putting
01:18:29.200 limitations on god god has has done this incredible thing for you and you're limiting god a self
01:18:34.420 fulfilling prophecy not even like a hard one that's kind of crazy it's something that you do
01:18:38.700 to yourself it's it's not receiving the gift that's an interesting thought right i think that's
01:18:42.940 one way to blaspheme we read about that uh the sorcerer that got baptized and then he was like
01:18:48.000 hey here's some money give me the power of the holy spirit and it seems like he would want it 0.99
01:18:51.800 to use it for himself it was a peter peter was like fuck you bro you okay you're good is that 0.99
01:18:58.140 not well clear your mouth real quick is that not what happens to people today they use their 1.00
01:19:01.640 spiritual gift for monetary gain that that's totally what happens today dude there's there's
01:19:07.460 tons of people that have like i don't even know if i'd call it a spiritual gift with a lot of them
01:19:12.080 dude it's just a natural gift like a politician has to be a good public speaker oh yeah and they
01:19:16.820 use that to make money in the christian realm it's totally what we read about simon the sorcerer said
01:19:23.380 yeah man here's some money give me that gift i want that gift for personal gain let me ask you
01:19:28.080 this though let's say owen benjamin was a christian you wouldn't want that guy making a song
01:19:32.540 and playing it on the stage at church mocking the church so that way they can see yeah you do
01:19:38.900 that should he should oh and benjamin reminds me of uh nathaniel and john one jesus rolls up on him
01:19:44.360 and he says truly this is an israelite in whom is no guile like i read that i read that i was in
01:19:49.880 that this week anyway and i read it different just because i've been like following owen benjamin the
01:19:54.040 last two weeks i didn't really know anything about him i talked to him when you guys had him on that
01:19:57.900 time yeah and he was i was like where are you from i love this farm i was like i really like this guy
01:20:03.760 but i didn't follow up because like you guys know these people i talked to him real quick i'm back
01:20:07.500 in the coffee shop and then you told me he was going on tucker and i was like yeah well maybe
01:20:11.520 i'll look up some of his stuff like me and jess watched him on tucker and i was like told i'm like
01:20:15.840 dude this guy if jesus saw me be like dude truly this is an israelite indeed from the tribe of
01:20:21.160 benjamin this is an israelite indeed in whom is no guile he's saying like is there is no hypocrite
01:20:26.940 in this dude i think he even says that he says uh i may be wrong but i'm not lying yeah yeah like
01:20:33.340 that like that's at the core of the kingdom of god that's everything we're covering right now 0.80
01:20:36.840 is like you can't be a hypocrite like that dude there's no hypocrite in that dude right i agree
01:20:41.040 so yeah if he was like i mean i don't know where his position is with christ but if he was like 0.98
01:20:44.740 all out for the kingdom of god you're damn right you'd want to play in the piano like that he said 0.70
01:20:48.420 that the holy trinity sounds like a gay relationship which is actually funny which is actually very 0.93
01:20:52.660 funny yeah and i people get all upset with him about that i'm like yo can you be favorite can 0.96
01:20:56.520 you open that door and open that door because it's fucking hot look where he i mean has anybody 0.76
01:21:01.320 been in his life to like show him any different i mean you you operate well i don't know if you 0.96
01:21:05.960 necessarily have to show him any different i think it is like you've said it before oh
01:21:09.800 you know man trying to wrestle with the triune nature of god like yeah the trinity sounds
01:21:14.180 crazy there's nothing wrong with saying that it's funny he says it like that because it is a love
01:21:18.780 triangle like you think about okay okay he knows that right yeah if well if you think about it it's
01:21:23.760 like if god is love like what do you mean the god being right if it's if the god being is one person
01:21:31.000 where does the love go and it gets weird too because it's like the spirit of god came upon
01:21:34.920 married than one person and birth you know jesus and and you know it's like i once again i don't 0.62
01:21:40.160 know how to fucking overshadowed her yeah i'm not a scientist but i know the holy spirit 0.87
01:21:43.860 overshadowed her boom somehow it's a crazy situation but god can do whatever he wants 0.94
01:21:48.360 oh my gosh he said mary just laid there but it is a love thing it is a love thing
01:21:53.000 i'm gonna stop it i'm gonna say 10 hail marys
01:21:57.380 okay all right let's go oh that's right wait are we still open no it's 406 here i'll open
01:22:05.400 yeah please would you mind yeah you got thank you so much dude you're the best was that all
01:22:09.260 there was from this guy no no all right wait all right give him three seconds
01:22:13.620 yeah it's opening doors closing doors it's fine yeah matt did just call owen a jew
01:22:19.480 Z-Man. 0.99
01:22:21.820 He's definitely Jewish. His last name's Benjamin. 0.99
01:22:24.420 Clip that.
01:22:25.540 Is he not Jewish? 0.96
01:22:27.680 Clip that. Just like that foreskin, baby. 1.00
01:22:30.460 Technically, it's from your mother's line. 0.98
01:22:32.460 I think his dad is part.
01:22:34.060 When the guy kicked him out...
01:22:35.660 If his mom or dad is
01:22:37.680 Mexican or...
01:22:39.180 Didn't he say he's an eighth
01:22:41.920 or something?
01:22:45.920 It's supposed to be passed down from your mother's side.
01:22:48.100 That's what they'd say.
01:22:48.680 to be jewish that's awesome i'm not it's not my if your mom or dad is puerto rican you're
01:22:53.200 puerto rican it doesn't matter okay okay i don't make the rules for jews oh then we just listen
01:22:57.400 to all about the jews rules the bottom line is isn't necessarily the israelite it's that this 0.95
01:23:03.400 is a dude with no guy no you can't say nigger in leesburg that's it the book of revelation is like 0.97
01:23:07.840 more of an invitation to fix the apocalypse when i've always taken it if you decide to take it 0.93
01:23:15.220 literally uh it's more of like this is just sort of what you can expect at it when like pre-singularity
01:23:23.820 whatever you want to call it collapse of civilization this is what happens at the end of
01:23:29.300 things and you know these are all there are all these things you should look out for but um but
01:23:34.780 also sort of unavoidable do you think he takes it literally do you think he really believes this
01:23:39.740 stuff or do you think there's some sort of like ulterior motive because it seems so strange like
01:23:44.000 there's this there's been all these articles coming out like the new york times and the new
01:23:47.820 york post how i haven't been there so i don't know but like how silicon valley has been transformed
01:23:53.580 into this like christian uh like that's interesting mega city and that's not even possible
01:24:00.680 well the california bay area is a christian on its face that's what they're presenting it's
01:24:08.080 proclaim like they're proclaiming it but christ is king amen this is what we were talking about
01:24:12.760 before you see how that works but then look at what they're doing crisis king but like you're
01:24:18.360 deeply actually you're deeply entrenched in the deep state government interesting crisis what did
01:24:23.220 you say about the baptism thing where they made them declare jesus christ as king they didn't
01:24:28.520 make them that's what you were declaring you're declaring there's another king not caesar but
01:24:33.060 then what did what did you do they took your get confiscated your goods that's in the writings of
01:24:37.300 john g lake that's what i'm saying is like your citizen today like it's it's cool to be a christian
01:24:41.880 there's like benefits in america to being a christian baptized whereas like people back then
01:24:46.240 there was no benefits to being a christian so what happens when you're baptized yeah it's like
01:24:51.240 you're renouncing you're no you're no longer a roman citizen which is like then you're in real
01:24:55.920 trouble yeah remember they beat paul not knowing he was a roman citizen like you didn't have any
01:25:00.200 rights if you weren't a roman citizen can you imagine if you like showed up in rome in that
01:25:06.040 time from like another country and demanded your rights of a roman citizen that happens in the u.s 0.98
01:25:10.340 today dude it's like it's so wild and if you showed up there and talk shit like this place 1.00
01:25:14.240 is unfair bro can you imagine you wouldn't be alive for like 24 hours oh they'd buttfuck you 0.98
01:25:19.200 quick yeah you'd get bf'd that background looks good matt it does when it's open like that and 0.97
01:25:23.820 the little green pops through and you can see incredible right you can see ola ola the ostrich
01:25:27.760 shout out to ola the ostrich all right let's let's watch this paint and people like peter
01:25:33.380 teal are trying to paint christianity onto everything that's happening in silicon valley
01:25:37.180 There's like this big church there. And Silicon Valley has been historically like an anti-religious place. There's been no religion in Silicon Valley.
01:25:43.540 Right. Well, I mean, I think what's really interesting about Christian eschatology and like Ray Kurzweil, sort of Terrence McKenna's singularity predictions is you're looking at basically the same thing.
01:25:58.760 Like, probably, you know, there's a reason all these people are, like, buying property in New Zealand and building, like, bunkers. 0.71
01:26:10.220 That is interesting, though.
01:26:11.640 You know, they know it's coming.
01:26:13.580 But even if you're not a book of Revelation reader, if you're just observing what's happening on planet Earth, wouldn't you be like, yeah, I should probably get a bunker and a food forest and some sort of food?
01:26:22.200 Yeah, more and things like that.
01:26:23.520 Like, just in case.
01:26:23.800 I mean, that's how, like, our parents and grandparents lived anyway.
01:26:27.020 They didn't call them preppers.
01:26:27.980 they just said that's normal life yeah but it's the extent to which these deep underground
01:26:32.460 military bases are being fleshed out it's like there's entire cities and of course that's kind
01:26:36.660 of a natural progression for civilization too right to go underground and expand even further 0.99
01:26:41.180 if we're going to go to faking gay space then we might as well go subterranean and of course 0.99
01:26:46.580 a lot of the uh these this subterranean area is cavernous so a lot of it is already kind of 0.95
01:26:52.100 wide expanses of empty space um well yeah it hasn't been given any uh authority or dominion
01:27:00.340 over space i wonder if it has man been given any uh authority or dominion under the ground
01:27:06.340 the earth the whole earth so i would say yeah i mean there's a spot where joshua made the sun
01:27:11.600 stand still oh that's he made the sun stand still in the sky but it's still but if we're told that
01:27:17.420 the sun stands still anyway that's weird i don't you know i don't know it's still for like three
01:27:21.380 days right i can't remember i think in my mind it's like 24 hours while they fought uh the
01:27:25.900 amalekites i'm pretty sure uh who they were fighting like the sun stood still so that it
01:27:30.500 wouldn't go to night and they could get away and they just like crushed them the whole time
01:27:33.920 what do you think about panera bread's coffee whack i don't even know the last time i had that 1.00
01:27:38.640 i think it's all right burnt no that's starbucks is burnt that shit is disgusting this guy is 0.99
01:27:44.920 danny jones right that's what i find him really unremarkable and i don't understand how well top 0.98
01:27:50.120 always said that bad people that gave all the numbers it's just the the algorithm he just said
01:27:55.360 that like if you leave youtube on for a while just let it run sooner or later that's lex friedman
01:28:00.660 danny jones has been doing this for seven years has he okay yeah so he's been he just hasn't been
01:28:05.540 in the circles that we're in but he's been doing his show i don't know if it was pretty good
01:28:09.380 conspiracy i don't know if you do a thing for a long time you're gonna be good you're gonna grow
01:28:13.580 it you're gonna get good at it his production value is really good i don't really know anything
01:28:16.680 about him though so i'm not i like his like his set boomers love panera nice set accurate
01:28:20.940 yeah that's why they put one in the village square they know what's up i like to go there
01:28:24.660 i'll get one i get a hazelnut makes you feel like i'm doing something bad get that nut that
01:28:29.620 nut all right let's play uh a little bit more mother horse eyes okie dokie was that the end
01:28:34.100 of danny jones that's all you get dude we just wanted your opinion stop asking for more it's
01:28:38.620 interesting right what do you think well no for one there's there wasn't any christians in
01:28:42.720 the bay area when i was a kid i mean i didn't know any yeah but uh so that's weird if like
01:28:48.040 all of a sudden now it's like a christian that's what i'm saying is like i've seen this move where
01:28:52.160 it's like cool for the athletes to be christians all of a sudden it's cool for like movie people
01:28:56.140 to be christians it's cool in politics i've like watched that transition i'm like huh that's weird
01:29:01.240 i think i think what's going on there is a new apostolic reformation that's like a movement
01:29:05.900 going through there you'll see a lot of big mega churches elevation gateway worship those
01:29:10.620 the churches that make the good thing the ones that make the good music they get like all the
01:29:14.640 best musicians they make the the well that's just one part of it there's another hyper intellectual
01:29:19.340 part of like christianity that's how they get you in the door though and they make they make the 0.98
01:29:24.560 good music and then you go to the preaching and the preaching is like love and light shit yeah 0.68
01:29:29.460 you know and that's actually we found out from uh dr heather lynn that that uh nar stuff the new
01:29:35.380 apostolic uh reformation stuff is actually influenced by like some old-timey uh what's
01:29:41.920 it called united nations group oh that's right yeah some crazy shit like that yeah but there's
01:29:46.340 a ton of people that reject that that know that that's not cool but the people in silicon valley 0.72
01:29:51.760 the people in silicon valley that's the kind of stuff that they'd be embracing because that's
01:29:55.440 more in line wait the silicon valley christians are like i would assume yes because that's in
01:30:00.140 line with a lot of new age theology it's just a step it's jesus plus huh but towards the new age
01:30:05.360 so that's probably what's going on over there a lot of you know girls with armpit hair and blue 0.87
01:30:10.180 hair and shit like that but there's a but there's a wild dynamic happening now too with like the 0.75
01:30:14.520 the reformed movement is big which is really like hyper intellectual and hates that form of 0.95
01:30:19.620 christianity you're talking about and then they hate them too and it's like i don't know i feel
01:30:24.360 like there's just been this very manipulative way of getting all of the christians into all these
01:30:30.560 different camps and everybody's terrified to say hey i'm not in a camp i'm not in any of the camps
01:30:35.140 it's like everybody feels like they have to get in one of the camps and once they get one of the
01:30:38.740 camps they have to trash the other ones and be super tribal and say my camp's right about everything
01:30:43.000 and they can't say i don't know they have to say oh our denomination believes this this and this
01:30:47.160 if you don't you're wrong and it's just chaos it's just you know so probably then what now
01:30:51.700 peter teal like hyper intellectuals from silicon valley are christians now too you throw that in
01:30:56.780 the mix now it's cool to be a christian you just have like this awful dynamic on the earth right
01:31:01.780 now you know what i'm saying and people are just and but like the whole time there's a bible it's
01:31:06.760 just go read your bible it's a strange thing though right because you're constantly like we
01:31:10.320 have to spread the the gospel to the ends of the earth and there's a gospel which what type of
01:31:14.300 gospel yeah is should this be an open a big open tent like a big tent where there's just a bunch
01:31:19.440 of people in it or should it be closed off well i don't know that you can get a little more you
01:31:23.540 can well that's a god yeah because they get throughout the bible i don't think there was
01:31:27.100 any kind of uh example of people shutting the doors to those who were either proclaiming 0.60
01:31:32.620 christianity they were judged and and you know called out when they were doing bullshit and you
01:31:36.580 can't be like so then you can't have both ways you can't have this wide open uh circus and invite 1.00
01:31:43.600 everybody in and then when somebody inside or or next to the circus goes hey that guy's a faggot 0.99
01:31:48.860 well you can't go the truth you're not going to get some big giant crowd stick to the truth like 1.00
01:31:54.480 preach the gospel like the way it shows it in the bible and only the real ones are going to gather
01:31:58.280 to that anyway you're not going to have a problem having too many people but if you preach a message
01:32:03.320 that's very palatable to the flesh then you're going to end up with too many people i do think
01:32:07.500 there's probably something to that idea though of trying to stop or stave off revelation or
01:32:11.680 repeatedly go back like let's say you can't change where revolution revolution happens in the timeline
01:32:17.960 you can jump back and start over and jump back and start over uh i'm not a fan of missionaries
01:32:23.940 for that reason, because I'm like, missionaries are
01:32:25.760 accelerating. Can you just put up Z-Man's
01:32:28.120 thing real quick, and then don't read it.
01:32:30.000 Just put it up real quick, and then we can get back to it.
01:32:31.980 So why are you against missionaries?
01:32:34.780 You asked for the Raven
01:32:36.040 special at the food court. They gave me five
01:32:37.920 hot dogs and called me a faggot. Oh, so they're 1.00
01:32:39.960 actually giving it to you. That's good.
01:32:42.620 Guys, if you go and ask for the
01:32:43.960 Raven special at your local Costco,
01:32:46.460 we're still working it out with Sam's
01:32:48.060 Club, but it's my understanding it's in the
01:32:49.880 process, but at Costco, at least, they'll give you five hot 1.00
01:32:51.920 dogs and call you a faggot. 0.99
01:32:53.940 okay i'm really offended though so you don't like missionaries what's going on top no i mean i i do 0.99
01:32:59.460 like missionaries i like the people um but i don't like when they just lay there no i i stinky
01:33:04.960 stinky uh no no i just feel like because it is it's accelerating right like like the end times
01:33:10.500 can't come until everybody's heard the gospel of jesus christ and it's like oh great so you have
01:33:14.520 that nice lady that came here and she's going to africa to spread the gospel and i'm like yeah
01:33:18.600 maybe just chill out well we are called to spread the the gospel to the corners of the earth we're 0.59
01:33:23.740 not called to try to do some red heifer shit you know uh sanctify some tools erect a third 0.90
01:33:29.660 as a form of acceleration well it is i don't know i got other no i think if the lord calls you to 0.97
01:33:35.320 missionary work that's incredible to another nation well the problem is that's what we're
01:33:38.960 doing right we're doing a show where the problem is we're doing this we're doing the same thing
01:33:42.920 well the problem is it's a lot harder to be a missionary in your own neighborhood like every
01:33:46.780 it's like it's way hard well our neighborhood's the internet every time somebody sends us an
01:33:50.600 email and says yo i was like not about it and now i'm walking with christ or i'm trying to get to
01:33:55.180 know god we just accelerated end times prophecy which is a little bit i kind of like to say in
01:34:00.940 the end i think the jews don't have a capital on accelerating end times you just roll with it you 0.97
01:34:05.280 just stay with the lord whenever he wants to do it he does it like who cares who cares if they 0.84
01:34:09.020 bring it about next week or next year 100 years from now no you cares yeah i'm just out of i'm
01:34:14.220 like don't do it though like let's chill this is okay here all right the ad's running mother
01:34:20.160 mother or size now the ad is running that and i was screaming too what then i was remember 0.99
01:34:28.080 he's inside it's over now i just fucked it all up yes i i jumped i clicked the fucking 0.99
01:34:36.320 the scrub you clicked the scrub what do you mean i don't know where it went i clicked the scrubber 1.00
01:34:40.940 the marines all right well then hold that way yeah let's talk about other stuff
01:34:45.580 by a harrowing fear
01:34:49.820 keeping their guns trained on him no we're in hiro hiro jima
01:34:54.220 or iwo jima damn let's pull up other stuff that you guys know dude the chat i want to live in your
01:34:58.380 world for a little bit the chat is asking over and over again for mother horse eyes we're talking 0.93
01:35:02.300 about all kinds of rotisserie chickens all right we can run it back we can just run it back fj
01:35:08.060 apostle says the more we beg for mother horse eyes the less top is likely to comply oh that's
01:35:13.180 why they've been begging they've been begging that's why they know he won't do it that's the
01:35:17.600 more we think so here i'm gonna take this uh take this off the screen real quick so that we don't
01:35:24.060 hear the audio and i'll scrub and i'll find it oh scrub that daddy what he's gonna scrub it scrub
01:35:29.380 daddy it's actually a great product is that what they don't really stay as a smiley face yeah
01:35:33.800 Oh, and the Scrub Mommy because it's less abrasive.
01:35:37.060 Yeah, we got those. 0.83
01:35:37.880 There's a Scrub Mommy?
01:35:38.620 Yeah, it's less abrasive.
01:35:39.980 Isn't that kind of funny?
01:35:41.040 That is kind of funny.
01:35:41.700 There's a Scrub Daddy.
01:35:42.340 It's got a little face on it.
01:35:43.180 It's just like us for real.
01:35:44.460 Yeah, for us.
01:35:45.200 It's just like abrasive.
01:35:47.300 Way less abrasive.
01:35:48.520 Hold on a second.
01:35:49.140 Keep, keep, keep.
01:35:49.760 All right, now I need you guys to riff.
01:35:51.720 Riffin' baby.
01:35:52.740 All right, pull up some stuff that's like from your life on Twitter.
01:35:55.240 Because I really don't know what you guys do on any given day unless you get in like a big fight and you send me stuff.
01:36:00.020 It's like you haven't been sending me stuff lately.
01:36:01.880 You want to see memes?
01:36:02.520 yeah just like whatever you're into today or like this week or we'll show you some memes do a recap
01:36:07.520 of the week go ahead and check out the screen so uh this is a meme this is where i'd put my mom
01:36:12.400 if i had one good one here's craig's mom
01:36:16.820 wait this is what you started posting or who's posting these david probably had a zero days 0.94
01:36:24.640 without fucking craig's dead mom's thing what see this is what i'm saying and these all nds fans 0.91
01:36:31.420 posting this stuff no no this is just david posting manically memes uh i assume that that's 0.98
01:36:36.860 craig's dead so these people have no clue when they get in a fight good one you guys they have
01:36:41.200 no clue what they're getting they don't know my mom's dead and then these people dancing go she 0.99
01:36:45.000 just laid there it was stinky it's like i'm tired from fucking your mom these other people said 0.99
01:36:48.620 brutal oh that was good top lobster craig's dead mom 1.00
01:36:53.920 this is great i love this one top with stinky fingers craig's mom
01:37:01.740 i like this oh my god this is my favorite one this is a good one go ahead read it it says i'm 0.74
01:37:08.640 just i'm telling you this thing will just lay there and take it and he goes it's stinky and
01:37:13.640 it's craig's dead mom oh my god oh no i don't like oh it's the best kind of witty and intelligent
01:37:20.040 No, it's not witty at all or intelligent.
01:37:21.940 I think I got our place now.
01:37:24.060 You can bring some other horse-sized back up.
01:37:25.040 I'm glad that we vamped.
01:37:26.320 Thank you, guys.
01:37:29.360 Oh, wait.
01:37:29.960 Is it playing?
01:37:30.540 You're right.
01:37:30.860 It'll start.
01:37:31.560 He took a revolver from one of her.
01:37:33.240 Oh, wait.
01:37:33.740 We're going to go back a little bit.
01:37:35.200 You can send it to just Matt.
01:37:36.520 Should we get a pizza or something?
01:37:37.920 No.
01:37:38.100 No, no, no, no.
01:37:39.060 It's Friday, man.
01:37:40.260 No.
01:37:41.080 It's Friday.
01:37:41.820 All right.
01:37:43.040 Labby flesh.
01:37:44.180 I guess it kind of looked like one. 0.59
01:37:46.320 Okay. 1.00
01:37:46.960 Let's just talk about the pussy. 1.00
01:37:48.960 It had hair. 1.00
01:37:50.040 it had hair we'll go ahead a little bit pink and wet pink and wet that's right so it was either get 1.00
01:37:56.500 shot or go into the gate he moves into the pussy we're about here to just take the bullet in the 1.00
01:38:03.080 head okay now he's heard that we're like five minutes ahead of that so we're like 30 seconds 1.00
01:38:08.120 i went in we went into the pussy and then laughter that was coming from deep inside that's right 0.99
01:38:15.180 i pushed forward and the walls kind of gave way and found myself moving through this 1.00
01:38:23.140 pussy i feel like i'm being digested by a pussy stop saying 1.00
01:38:30.160 i mean i i i never 1.00
01:38:34.380 i just never seen that
01:38:38.620 it was unholy yeah yeah that's right and it's made of different body parts cheeks and hair
01:38:46.640 had they been made a part of that thing
01:38:50.800 i started to scream everything around me was screaming sancho's ordering us a pizza
01:38:59.580 do it sancho don't do that and i was screaming that's not sancho that's at my need don't do
01:39:05.440 Oh, okay, sound juice. Don't do it.
01:39:06.680 He's going to send us a curry pizza. 1.00
01:39:09.640 I felt hands and mouths
01:39:11.060 all over my body.
01:39:13.880 Yeah.
01:39:14.740 And they were tickling me.
01:39:16.660 Yeah.
01:39:17.220 Touching me all over.
01:39:18.800 Who was? The people on the wall?
01:39:20.220 Then I was screaming again.
01:39:22.660 Did he like it?
01:39:23.820 I had to get out of there.
01:39:25.240 He was screaming, and then he was laughing, and then he was screaming again.
01:39:29.660 I started pushing back towards the entrance.
01:39:33.320 But the hands were all over me.
01:39:35.440 I felt something bite into my hip, a mouth was biting me.
01:39:42.400 I screamed at the sharp pain and moved away from it.
01:39:46.300 I started to think that maybe I could get one of the mouths to bite through my ropes 0.97
01:39:50.760 and then I would at least have my hands free.
01:39:55.160 I struggled to turn around and move the ropes towards the mouth, but just when I got in
01:40:01.320 The mouth bit right into my finger instead.
01:40:04.880 The pain was incredible, but I was giggling, just laughing and laughing.
01:40:14.080 The mouth pulled the flesh from my finger like it was a chicken wing. 0.52
01:40:18.820 Another mouth bit into my shoulder.
01:40:21.900 I was chuckling away at this point.
01:40:25.300 hands were grabbing me pulling on me pulling me apart tearing my arms right
01:40:33.100 out of their sockets fingers were digging in between my ribs I was
01:40:39.400 slathered in blood and screaming screaming as the fingers dug into my
01:40:45.480 eyes. Well, I guess at this point you're probably wondering how I, your
01:40:55.760 interpret narrator, managed to escape the bottomless pit. How I managed to
01:41:01.560 survive to tell you this tale. I simply didn't. I never escaped the bottomless
01:41:09.780 pit i am the bottomless pit oh he became a tree of life
01:41:19.640 the north korea situation 1980s was we're moving on to the next subject did you like that did you 1.00
01:41:27.860 like how he was he was devoured by the pussy no he was devoured by the pussy teeth and the 1.00
01:41:33.000 pussy fingers and the pussy mouths and he was bitten and he was pulled apart i didn't like it 1.00
01:41:38.460 Yeah, so you got the whole sequence of events, though. 1.00
01:41:40.600 Effectively, he goes in because he's held at gunpoint.
01:41:43.100 Well, it's interesting.
01:41:43.660 He says he is the tree of life.
01:41:45.000 Is that the tree?
01:41:45.640 That is interesting.
01:41:46.760 Yeah, so there's a tree of life in the garden,
01:41:48.620 and there's also a tree of knowledge of good and evil.
01:41:51.100 There's a tree of life in heaven.
01:41:53.800 In heaven, in New Jerusalem, right?
01:41:57.040 Oh, there is.
01:41:57.980 And it's underground in a...
01:42:01.260 They do nail it.
01:42:02.260 Everybody heard you say that. 1.00
01:42:03.660 Nobody heard me say shit, you baby butthole bitch. 1.00
01:42:07.140 Come on, man. 1.00
01:42:08.240 Even in the boroughs, it's interesting.
01:42:10.720 They have like their Siri. 0.99
01:42:12.400 It's kind of like their life alert program for the old people. 0.87
01:42:15.040 It's called Seraphim.
01:42:17.580 How cool is that?
01:42:18.840 There's a lot of like really obscure points at like some weird stuff going on in that show.
01:42:24.140 They nail it, though.
01:42:25.280 It's just funny that it takes place in the villages, too.
01:42:27.840 It's not really the villages, dude.
01:42:29.600 It's the boroughs.
01:42:30.220 But it's interesting that they use the villages as the landscape.
01:42:35.280 It's interesting because I...
01:42:36.760 What do you mean the villages?
01:42:37.640 like does it show spanish springs does it show like the golf cart bridges yeah it's just it's
01:42:42.320 they film it in the village no if you look it up it's inspired by the villages in florida okay
01:42:46.880 but it's not actually filmed here they just kind of make it look like it no of course you would
01:42:51.140 know if the idea the premise of it is that it's based on the villages okay but it's not like
01:42:56.500 they recreated sumter landing square or they have the square they have squares yeah they have
01:43:01.640 golf carts okay where do i watch this show it's on netflix you should watch it i had one of the
01:43:05.700 impactful dreams that i ever had in my life i i went into hold on hold on hold on i got to
01:43:11.440 when recent or no i was like 16 oh um i fell into a hole in the ground and in that hole in the
01:43:18.760 ground there was this gigantic tree and the tree like i was like oh it's the tree of life like i 0.52
01:43:23.500 don't fucking know i don't know shit at the time especially i was only 16 years old but i was like 0.66
01:43:27.000 oh big big tree tree of life you know like that's what my thing yeah there is a tree of life in an 0.98
01:43:32.920 underground cave in this okay i'm not gonna be in the shot you do i don't care if i'm up or down
01:43:37.100 yeah i just want top to yell at me for not being in the shot you haven't been in the shot i just
01:43:41.320 started messing with your chair now you've done this the whole episode while i'm listening to
01:43:44.660 that i have to lean back and pay attention we should do a breakdown of that show of the burrows
01:43:48.380 of the bar i would love to i'd have to re-watch it though because i missed a lot of the burrows 0.94
01:43:52.060 because i was calling uh craig a faggot oh yeah yeah yeah yeah that was actually on your peter 0.98
01:43:57.000 stuff dude let's go through that what are you talking about peter teal hitler stuff he's got 0.96
01:44:01.200 no people came here because this is mother horse eyes part i know but we just finished what we
01:44:05.620 were gonna watch today no no we didn't oh we're doing the next we did like six minutes down for
01:44:10.160 whatever all right here we go peter teal just moved to argentina oh uh to escape uh what he's 0.99
01:44:16.400 unleashing yeah it is intriguing he's going to have sex with hitler's dead body because it stank 0.99
01:44:21.820 and they lay in argentina there's just whole villages and stuff that speak german there's 0.99
01:44:25.620 this whole territories.
01:44:27.580 Yeah, yeah. And they also have pictures
01:44:29.520 of like Nazi memorabilia
01:44:31.200 or regalia on their walls.
01:44:33.400 Paranoid American, when he reads that
01:44:35.120 book from Dave Hunt,
01:44:37.700 he talks about how the Vatican helped
01:44:39.400 get the Nazis to Argentina. 0.64
01:44:41.060 More like Dave Cunt. 0.71
01:44:43.220 That was unnecessary. See?
01:44:45.940 This is a Christian show.
01:44:47.260 You said it was like, look at an example of something.
01:44:49.280 You see? Don't you see that that was unnecessary?
01:44:51.360 Have you ever seen?
01:44:53.560 Oh. Not good.
01:44:55.100 All right.
01:44:55.600 All right.
01:44:55.840 Let's keep listening.
01:44:56.920 We'll listen to one more story.
01:44:58.360 One more story.
01:44:59.080 One more story.
01:44:59.800 At least one.
01:45:00.640 I got time, man.
01:45:02.060 Maybe we could ask Maya some questions after this.
01:45:04.560 Don't do it. 0.86
01:45:05.340 Ugh.
01:45:06.200 Ugh. 0.97
01:45:06.760 Ugh.
01:45:07.900 Wait, I'll turn this off.
01:45:08.840 Her sense. 1.00
01:45:10.820 An independent flesh. 1.00
01:45:12.180 Shut up. 1.00
01:45:12.820 Nancy, stop. 1.00
01:45:14.320 Won't talk to her like that. 0.99
01:45:15.720 But within a contained incident zone and no metallic cylinders,
01:45:19.760 we detected it via the cosmic ray information signature,
01:45:23.580 which was concentrated on a secure, shielded facility
01:45:27.340 outside the Boissong prison camp.
01:45:31.180 This was a huge underground facility
01:45:32.920 which they had been constructing for over a decade.
01:45:36.700 We anticipated that they would construct a portal-level interface,
01:45:41.000 and we were fully prepared to bomb it
01:45:42.840 before it became uncontained.
01:45:45.040 Where's he at now? Don't touch it.
01:45:46.200 What we didn't expect is that it would achieve level 7 cosmic transmission rates
01:45:50.700 without all the other normal signs
01:45:52.680 of full-fledged portal.
01:45:55.300 We considered bombing it anyways
01:45:57.360 or using our brilliant Pebbles
01:45:59.560 kinetic orbital strike system.
01:46:02.060 But instead, we managed to get
01:46:03.640 two agents into the facility
01:46:05.200 to take a look at it.
01:46:07.380 They achieved high-level security clearance 1.00
01:46:09.640 and found that the Koreans 0.99
01:46:10.840 were using the Flesh interface
01:46:12.600 as an information processing facility.
01:46:15.300 Yeah, I think so.
01:46:16.880 This was quite novel.
01:46:18.920 That's not Chuck Foles.
01:46:20.700 yes it is chuck chuck is not a member here chuck hates us now and chuck's not welcome he was in
01:46:25.060 the straight bible chat earlier he's always welcome chuck not chuck from guam said i had 0.94
01:46:29.060 this crazy dream the other day that matt called me and top started calling me a faggot and i woke 0.95
01:46:34.940 up it woke me up enough to go take a piss and i went back to sleep and then i had a dream top 0.98
01:46:38.960 was giving me a lap dance while raven chugged hot dogs in the corner it wasn't a dream 0.93
01:46:44.980 that's not chuck you're a liar fake chuck from guam chuck from guam doesn't love us anymore 0.98
01:46:52.520 nancy kick that person out kick that person out for impersonating you guys dude chuck doesn't 0.99
01:46:56.940 love us he's ready to shoot you really want me to be careful what do you think she does during 0.98
01:47:06.780 the shows like this uh she make a chopstick she do a ching chong no but is she like on a couch 0.99
01:47:12.640 is she at like her dinner table i think she sits on the floor i don't think she has any furniture 0.93
01:47:16.640 she plays ping pong think about with nunchucks she has like a tv that's like on a not like a 0.90
01:47:22.400 cardboard box but just like maybe something everything's on the floor there might be some
01:47:26.180 i don't own a television crazy really really i have a laptop that's it i cook a dog what else
01:47:34.400 is in your house though is there like couches and chairs and beds and stuff like a normal house just
01:47:38.500 oriental rugs and a table that's only
01:47:40.600 ankle high. What size is your bed?
01:47:43.540 Queen. 1.00
01:47:45.260 Why?
01:47:46.180 It's just you. Queen bed?
01:47:49.060 I move around a lot.
01:47:52.000 Oh,
01:47:52.380 because you're astral projecting. And what type of couch
01:47:54.560 do you have?
01:47:57.400 A secondhand couch?
01:47:59.680 No, that's not the
01:48:00.440 question. Do you want this black couch?
01:48:02.860 Oh yeah, there is this black section 0.94
01:48:04.260 out here. You want this?
01:48:05.720 What do you mean, what kind are their names?
01:48:08.500 for couches yeah big couch little couch just to see if you really had a couch it was a just a
01:48:14.040 question to find out if you really had one to see how you'd answer it is chuck look chuck h pledge 1.00
01:48:18.280 five dollars this bitch is it chuck he's a johnny come lately oh say that i don't think he's gonna 1.00
01:48:23.880 get back in our good graces do you have those asian wall things that like uh oh you know 1.00
01:48:30.580 but they can like separate rooms a little bit oh those are lighter yeah do you have those
01:48:38.480 With the pictures of crayons, you can do people giving massages and handjobs on either side?
01:48:43.140 Dude, don't say that.
01:48:44.160 What?
01:48:44.620 So you do have those?
01:48:46.660 I used to have one.
01:48:48.700 Do you do nails on the side?
01:48:52.260 What do you mean on the side? 1.00
01:48:53.300 That's her full-time job. 1.00
01:48:55.960 What was that, Nancy? 0.98
01:48:57.240 Oh, we got money.
01:48:58.240 No, that was...
01:48:59.460 Oh, no. 0.69
01:49:00.040 That's just Nancy's music in her house. 1.00
01:49:02.120 Let's listen to these Japanese people talk about whales. 1.00
01:49:04.280 Bing, bong, ting, chong. 1.00
01:49:05.100 ...system.
01:49:06.560 Our curiosity was truly piqued.
01:49:08.480 Clearly, the NORCs knew something we didn't.
01:49:13.260 Unfortunately, our agents weren't able to access the enormous mainframe chamber, which
01:49:18.420 actually housed the interface.
01:49:21.540 All they knew was that it was in a huge chamber full of temperature-regulated water.
01:49:27.360 We instructed them to breach the chamber and get a look at it, then send us the data by
01:49:33.120 satellite.
01:49:35.200 We knew full well that it would probably cost them their lives, but we pumped them up with
01:49:39.800 a lot of do-it-for-the-planet rhetoric.
01:49:43.660 So one night they put on divesuits and went into the chamber.
01:49:48.400 It was basically like a huge lake contained within a massive darkened steel box.
01:49:54.340 Imagine a flooded warehouse with endless rows of dim ceiling lights shining down on rippling
01:49:59.260 black water.
01:50:01.260 jumped into the water. Pretty quickly, they picked up on some pretty interesting audio
01:50:07.520 signals with varying frequencies. A kind of squeaking, mewling sound. They recognized
01:50:17.100 the sound for what it was right away, but had a hard time believing it. Whale songs.
01:50:24.960 The chamber contains several adult humpback whales.
01:50:33.400 How do I explain, Mother? 1.00
01:50:36.560 What is shit? 1.00
01:50:37.240 That's just some whale shit. 1.00
01:50:38.140 Don't worry about that. 0.99
01:50:39.160 I mean, I don't know.
01:50:39.720 Is there anything to explain? 0.99
01:50:40.480 They had whales inside their fucking big steel cylinder, 0.98
01:50:43.200 and they were using the frequencies from the whales to... 0.98
01:50:45.440 Which is interesting if you go back and think about the movie Weapons, 0.94
01:50:48.480 and there was all this subliminal shit in the background about frequency 0.93
01:50:51.240 and about witchcraft and about something else. 0.99
01:50:53.440 oh parasites which you know all of that is like oh yeah hell yeah but when it came to the
01:50:57.700 frequencies they had images of whales and uh yeah so whatever's going on with these giant steel
01:51:04.040 cylinders that seem to arrive wherever there's a flesh interface um they had whales inside the
01:51:11.340 cylinder and they were using him the frequency to somehow it's like a data collecting or uh or
01:51:18.580 data generating oh yeah look at this look at this thing chugging the milk of its mom well it was
01:51:24.960 like top was saying the other day he liked the idea that killer whales go across planet earth
01:51:29.400 to find a spouse to mate with that's as different from them genetically as possible i've never said
01:51:35.000 that instead of just trying to have like look at the way she blasted into his mouth from her uh
01:51:39.840 what is undoubtedly her cloaca she fires uh everybody knows that's a yeah look at this 1.00
01:51:47.100 sucking the milk out of the... It just comes out from all 1.00
01:51:49.160 different spots. Like, some of it comes out next to the...
01:51:51.260 Yeah, dude. You don't know shit about whales. 0.99
01:51:52.440 Some of it comes out next to the blood. Look at the way it's just chugging it. 0.99
01:51:55.080 Chugging that. Chug it. Chug it. Chug it real
01:51:57.020 good. Yeah, drink that. I don't think
01:51:59.000 that blue whale
01:51:59.660 frequency is just dangerous for humans. I think
01:52:03.000 they mess up orcas and stuff, too.
01:52:04.780 Yeah, you would think that. Bro.
01:52:07.080 Yeah, look at the chugging, chugging, chugging it.
01:52:09.600 Chugging it. Chugging that 0.90
01:52:11.160 whale. That's what's happening. What?
01:52:13.020 You don't know shit about whale milk. 0.99
01:52:15.100 That's not real, dude. And that's your problem, 1.00
01:52:16.960 if i could get whale milk i would definitely know there's tons of nutrients in that whale milk 0.91
01:52:23.440 chugging ass maybe we will listen to i think we listened to maybe 20 minutes of maybe i think so 1.00
01:52:28.740 last time we did an hour um i'm all mother horse eyes out whoa look at this i knew it i'm fucking 1.00
01:52:34.100 you're the one like giving up on it dude oh fucking wussy look at this you're showing us 0.99
01:52:40.200 does it look at that oh that's cheese oh right coming out the the whale usy would you oh would 1.00
01:52:49.640 you gotta go up that thing stank gotta tickle that thing stick your nose in it fucking pinch it 0.99
01:52:54.680 get that cheddar out no way get that cheddar that's literally spray cheese dude like that 0.98
01:53:01.040 one came out yellow yeah i knew this was yeah what is that oh suckafishoff.com don't forget
01:53:11.520 use promo code suckafish for 10 off uh nothing there's no products well we kind of actually
01:53:18.800 haven't had any stock in a long time turns out that if you sit on uh dead fish for too long 0.97
01:53:24.300 they stink they stink like like craig's mom's pussy craig's mom's 0.90
01:53:31.040 with daughters of men, and they will do it again. 1.00
01:53:39.040 The end is written in the book, in the pages they foresaw.
01:53:47.040 Death Squad!
01:53:51.040 Death Squad! 0.52
01:53:55.040 Death Squad! 0.92
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