Nephilim Death Squad - Kate’s Utah Triangle UFO + Metal Scraping Cryptid Sounds Testimony ｜ NDS Chronicles

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00:00:30.000 Welcome back, ladies and gentlemen, to another episode of NDS Chronicles, 0.71

00:00:57.460 the show where we read your submitted paranormal testimony if you are a psychopath and you want

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00:01:08.840 it as always i am david lee corbo aka the raven that is top lobster the father of disinformation

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00:02:25.660 guys buy a shirt yeah fucking whatever by the way at some point during this episode we're going to 0.89

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00:02:43.120 standard coffee shop and lady lake florida standard coffee shop slash nds studios slash

00:02:47.660 casino slash fabrication shop yeah so um it looks like we got a bunch of stories david you did great

00:02:53.760 today you nailed it yeah i feel like i i've been trying to encourage you a lot lately you i think 0.94

00:02:57.980 you fucking i feel like you have been trying to encourage me a lot it's very off-putting yeah i 0.97

00:03:01.720 feel like i'm putting you down more than like because i'm now i'm encouraging you and now 0.99

00:03:05.020 like you're off kilter a little bit oh yeah because i've been upset with matt matt's been

00:03:08.660 giving me a have you really been like upset with matt well we posted a clip if you're in the 0.91

00:03:12.860 patreon actually you know what fucking let's play that clip i'm gonna play that clip right now let's 0.86

00:03:16.700 uh share this tab i'm gonna find it because uh you know matt will say that i've been being uh a 0.97

00:03:21.840 bitch well that's not the language that he uses he's nicer than that no he's not he's not matt

00:03:25.720 matt gets hostile with you he does get that's true he does get hostile with me well here and this is 0.97

00:03:30.900 the reason um let's share this tab and i'm gonna bring this up real quick and we'll make this full

00:03:35.020 screen so this is the reason that that matt has been vexing me so vexing me so you know vexing

00:03:41.380 reminds me of like a jamaican what yeah jamaican people i think jamaican people are really the

00:03:46.860 only ones who say it well that too all right but they're the ones who use the word uh do they

00:03:52.080 really yeah they don't have a word for maintenance but they'll say vexing that seems a little bit 0.68

00:03:57.340 fucked up like that's probably already fucked up guys word for bathroom but they haven't but 0.89

00:04:01.740 they're vexed by it well here so so um you guys know that i tell matt all the time stop reading 0.99

00:04:07.340 the chat oh yeah and um and he never fucking listen i think laney did this laney caught him 0.88

00:04:11.420 laney caught it and i think he thinks it's me that that you know is is making this clip it's not me 0.89

00:04:17.260 i said no matt this is what the audience sees when you're on the show i went to the longhorn

00:04:21.660 steakhouse and i ordered the same meal that i get from texas roadhouse that the 0.97

00:04:25.580 fuck is the point of doing that was it wonderful for a second i might be going to texas roadhouse 0.97

00:04:30.300 today why oh texas roadhouse is the uh longhorn steakhouse is the not you cannot do it anymore 0.99

00:04:35.900 So you're actually going to hear that right here. 0.85

00:04:37.940 Happy birthday to my wife.

00:04:39.040 Oh, my God. 1.00

00:04:39.740 I was supposed to bring her gifts so that you can go because nobody invited us over for her birthday.

00:04:43.680 Well, because we're just going out to eat.

00:04:44.980 We don't even want.

00:04:46.240 Here's a fun thing.

00:04:46.900 You didn't invite us to Texas Roadhouse.

00:04:47.980 We didn't invite my parents. 0.99

00:04:49.260 She gets very aggravated. 0.99

00:04:50.760 Hell, yeah.

00:04:51.400 But they might end up weaseling their way because they kept asking me, where are you going?

00:04:54.340 Where are you going?

00:04:54.740 This kind of thing.

00:04:55.360 Yeah.

00:04:55.640 So maybe during the week we'll do something.

00:04:57.320 But anyway, back to the podcast.

00:04:59.720 She needs to tell your parents.

00:05:01.620 Oh, my buttons don't work.

00:05:02.600 Why does that one button not work?

00:05:03.740 It doesn't work now?

00:05:04.380 oh only one button doesn't work yeah it's a bad button oh no no that button i could test it we 0.99

00:05:09.300 could find out all right so watch this clip guys from texas roadhouse the fuck is the point of 0.91

00:05:13.640 doing that to one for one okay you're just going there to fit these people yeah okay respect didn't 0.99

00:05:19.000 even finish it really why what did you get what do you get steak uh potatoes oh you know what's

00:05:25.000 crazy uh so texas roadhouse is the only one in the industry that actually cuts their steaks on

00:05:29.860 site and uh this other place longhorn frozen frozen steaks that's what it was man that's an

00:05:36.660 insane dude's face that side view that's a crazy it goes all the way let me finish it and it was

00:05:41.780 inedible yeah anyway it's just like unbelievable dude lock in lock in pay attention you know what

00:05:50.580 it's like it's like we're playing so so so matt's got a heavy spirit about and he's probably listening

00:05:54.140 with his ears to the door um i heard everything y'all said i heard everything from the front of

00:05:58.900 the coffee shop but it's like we're playing volleyball here we're playing keep it up you

00:06:02.960 know what i mean you ever play taps when you were playing get it hard get it hard right uh but but

00:06:07.540 edge you always add you don't so it's like remember when you were a kid you would play taps you throw

00:06:10.880 the ball in the air the other person has to jump catch it and then toss it back before they hit

00:06:14.920 the ground we're playing that here that's what this this whole thing is about you're watching

00:06:19.080 us kind of play volleyball you're saying that matt just lays there he just stares like an insane

00:06:24.600 person and the ball hits the floor in front of him and he doesn't even turn to look at the floor

00:06:28.040 the ball he just keeps staring at the chat uh and it's it's it is it's it's brutal man it's

00:06:33.560 absolutely brutal and so um like what is it about because it doesn't bother me i just continue on

00:06:39.360 so you know that part of me that you you think it's funny i don't like dead air uh-huh yeah oh

00:06:43.900 i don't like that and i think i've gotten better with it sometimes we'll do dead air for comedic

00:06:47.440 effect i like dead air watch this no no oh it feels good i don't like it sometimes you gotta

00:06:54.380 to let the podcast breathe i get that and there's a comedic nature to it that that you know in times

00:06:59.180 that i'll allow it to happen when it's not good is when you're in the flow of a conversation

00:07:02.940 and dead air happens because the other person is struggling looking for words the other person

00:07:10.020 you know maybe doesn't have an answer and doesn't know how to just keep the conversation going or 0.93

00:07:14.180 the worst version is when the other person's not fucking paying attention so wait wait wait wait 0.81

00:07:19.500 wait wait wait so you're saying yeah that sometimes people don't pay attention and they 0.97

00:07:25.640 just read the chat i know person no person don't pay attention and just reads the chat it's an 0.98

00:07:31.020 individual one individual and if you're gonna read the chat you gotta be able to fucking little 0.76

00:07:34.920 do a little multitask yeah gotta look over see the chat come back here yeah i mean amy with the 0.89

00:07:40.180 with the massive vindication uh well wow wow we claim it we're claiming amy right now no i mean

00:07:46.460 And, yeah, Amy's a real one.

00:07:47.840 I know she's been arguing with everybody in the Patreon chat.

00:07:50.680 Has she been winning?

00:07:51.480 I don't know what she's been saying.

00:07:52.500 I know she's been very mean, very mean to people.

00:07:54.860 I've been seeing the notifications.

00:07:56.080 I'm just going through my morning workout.

00:07:57.700 I get a little bling.

00:07:58.480 I look over. 1.00

00:07:59.120 Amy's just dunking on people from fucking orbit. 1.00

00:08:02.540 Very nasty, Amy. 1.00

00:08:03.800 Very nasty.

00:08:04.520 But, you know, sometimes it's appreciated.

00:08:05.820 So, look, I guess let's move on.

00:08:08.740 Let's get into some of this actual story.

00:08:11.540 Some of you might have seen the thumbnail for this was actually us in Antarctica.

00:08:16.460 hunting for the yeti you didn't even see it i didn't even see it it's a banger i thought it

00:08:20.480 was a pretty good one the reason i did that is because we have um emails from kate anti-species

00:08:27.100 is kate who's in alaska and so uh you know it has nothing to do with yetis i'm sure but i thought it

00:08:33.840 was kind of a cool one because it's cold in alaska and uh and that's where kate is so she's

00:08:37.920 gonna tell us some some spooky shit i'm sure oh it's beautiful it is pretty good right i really

00:08:42.360 like it i feel like uh the the the demons um have been doing a much better job of generating look 0.96

00:08:48.780 at that that's very nice that's really good yeah pretty cool hey great job david you're doing good

00:08:53.260 man i'm doing all right yeah you know what i should have done what should have pooped before

00:08:57.080 this episode started oh you want to take a break no no no there's gonna be two hours dog i'm just 0.99

00:09:02.000 gonna muscle through it you're gonna lock in yeah i don't want to turn to you and see you fucking 1.00

00:09:05.600 no i don't do the face you know what face my son used to make when he used to take a shit in his 1.00

00:09:09.800 diaper used to go like this used to go yeah yeah that's a that's a normal baby face i'm shitting 0.99

00:09:16.980 right now i'm shitting right now you guys wouldn't believe it couldn't smell it is that true we'll 0.66

00:09:22.360 find out all right so uh let's we're gonna read a short stories i love it when they're short and to 0.88

00:09:27.280 the point uh from from kate it says a short story of three happenings anti-species kate she also

00:09:35.220 calls herself alaska schizo i like that alaska schizo is a good one i don't even know she's

00:09:40.980 never in the we got to reach out to kate and get her a patreon she doesn't have a patreon i don't

00:09:46.080 know i never see her in the in the patreon chat so i i don't know what's going on there but uh

00:09:51.640 you know i think she deserves a patreon so anywho uh i pretty much grew up in southern utah so the

00:09:57.780 paul story him dying and me getting violently ill in the middle of the night of his death was in

00:10:03.920 utah so if you guys don't remember that uh she actually it's a boyfriend right yeah and she

00:10:09.000 she got violently ill in the middle of the night turns out it's when he passed yeah so you know

00:10:14.160 she was really close to him it had a really special relationship uh the way that she described

00:10:18.720 it to us and um so she also goes on to say the laughing tree demon also took place in utah good

00:10:24.640 god huh uh and the really bad night terrors and sleepwalking also took place in utah by the way 1.00

00:10:31.260 she's like covered in blood sleepwalking right she's a mess dude yeah yeah yeah um the abusive 1.00

00:10:36.680 trauma-based mind control school got that that's kate too yeah dude so when i was watching the

00:10:41.500 institute remember when they were all i was telling you guys they were trauma bonding so

00:10:44.840 they will not allow the kids i'll give a brief overview of it they take the kids in the middle

00:10:49.060 of the night everybody's familiar with that right problem kids don't want to get their life together

00:10:53.220 parents make a phone call and a school says hey we'll bring them to here problem uh a school for

00:10:57.660 problem children they come and take you in the middle of the night i'm sure you guys have seen

00:11:00.700 that in a van and it's like very much like a kidnapping those kids that go to those programs

00:11:05.240 they don't allow them to touch one another they don't allow them to talk to one another they don't

00:11:10.040 even allow them to smile in some extreme cases and um and then they'll do this thing where they

00:11:15.960 air grievances about one another and the grievances are often brutal so they'll sit them in a room with

00:11:21.000 each other and they'll go back and forth how does this make you feel when this person does that 0.98

00:11:24.620 how does that make you feel when that person does this right and they'll fucking and they 0.95

00:11:28.140 encourage each other to be very brutal and then they gang up on each other too then at the end of 0.99

00:11:34.180 it they're allowed to hug and it's like tantric hugging it's fucking it's it's really gross that 0.96

00:11:39.980 was on display in the show the institute which i believe is on uh amazon prime and kate anti-species 0.99

00:11:46.820 is alaska schizo confirmed in her last story that she actually went through that fucking

00:11:52.340 really really gross that sounds like uh and it's just like a comedy bit but uh the show Seinfeld 0.99

00:11:58.400 you ever watch that uh I never really watched Seinfeld no I found it stupid as fuck I find it 1.00

00:12:02.700 very Jewish uh yeah yeah which was the main issue but uh there's a part where they get together 1.00

00:12:09.040 during Christmas and uh the the dad Adam Sandler Adam Adam Sandler what's this guy's name the guy 0.86

00:12:15.160 that did the end tower just recently oh oh Ben Stiller yeah Ben Stiller that Jew I get my Jews 0.93

00:12:20.860 mixed up. That was very funny that he did that. His dad, I find them funny. I find them comical. 1.00

00:12:25.360 Yeah. Ben Stiller's funny. His dad that was in Seinfeld, he does a thing where he's like

00:12:29.160 airing his grievances. Okay. I know his dad. I never saw that, but I do know his dad. Yeah.

00:12:33.680 It's like a big skit that they do. He's like, I got a lot of problems with you people. And then

00:12:38.380 at the end they kind of like hug, but they complain. Well, I don't know. It's a, you know,

00:12:43.020 PG, PG 13 for Seinfeld TV, but it's just funny. Cause it's like, they've replaced Christmas with

00:12:48.240 that for the people where they kind of like just go around in a circle and grieve at each other 1.00

00:12:52.240 just kvetch it's very jewish but it's also complaining what do they have what do they do 0.89

00:12:57.520 to these kids well yeah it's a jewish ritual i'm sure it's a i mean mk ultra and the jews there

00:13:02.300 has to be a tremendous amount of overlap i kind of want to address the chat here really quick 0.98

00:13:05.460 because i did read this shout out to matt um and johnny leach what's up brother fuck

00:13:10.060 y'all are partially responsible for david wilcox i watched that episode which we should have them 0.81

00:13:16.620 back on very soon to eulogize david wilcock um but i do want to claim zero responsibility in 0.96

00:13:25.240 what has happened here i also want to say it's fucking sad that that big four-headed son of a 0.98

00:13:29.340 bitch is dead um although some people don't think it's called festivus for the rest of us thank you 0.99

00:13:34.780 i've heard that terminology yeah yeah it's weird how seinfeld shit gets out of seinfeld world they 0.99

00:13:40.720 coined anti-semitism this is like owen benjamin brought up this clip it's uh yeah uh seinfeld's

00:13:46.020 grandfather was he's every he's claiming everyone's anti-semitic and it was a joke during the show

00:13:50.320 but then obviously it looked like it bled into reality years in the future yeah even the whole

00:13:54.740 like uh no soup for you thing yeah like soup nazi yeah i know what that is and i don't watch

00:14:00.920 seinfeld like they did a thing they must have nailed it uh yeah it's a show about nothing it's

00:14:04.800 a fun show but i don't know it's just kind of interesting how some of these themes well this

00:14:09.040 one here bleeds in the mk ultra but david wilcox very sad it is sad uh i don't even really know

00:14:15.580 much about him he's a loopy bitch um and he was he had maybe might be might we have some psychics 0.89

00:14:22.280 on on twitter who say that's not the case i don't know but um i do i do find it sad that that dude 0.91

00:14:28.020 died and for the patreon uh we're thinking about doing a live watch just for you guys seinfeld

00:14:34.040 not of seinfeld of what the hell is the name of that movie above majestic it's a fantastic

00:14:38.920 oh yeah david wilcox documentary totally outlandish um really sets the ground for

00:14:45.220 q anon in a big way should we rent out the movie theater and do uh above majestic like for the for

00:14:50.400 the vip people to watch above majestic either above majestic or disclosure day i don't know i

00:14:56.820 don't want to wait to watch disclosure day me neither that's what yeah so honestly if we rented 0.78

00:15:00.780 it out to watch above majestic with the hidden in plain sight guys that would be fucking that

00:15:05.920 really fun okay that's actually a great idea dude that's a great idea i don't know we're gonna do 0.76

00:15:12.000 that we we'll talk about it that was it is live guys we're you're watching it live the only reason

00:15:16.180 that we're allowing you to watch it live is because we want the poor people to know that

00:15:20.060 the vip tickets are almost sold out there's only five left and the only way to get them is to join

00:15:24.500 up on our patreon and then also we'll let you stick around for a sport drink read and then 0.98

00:15:30.400 we'll kick you out oh yeah so we're gonna sell you shit and then sell you more shit and then 0.99

00:15:34.880 sell you additional shit uh yeah and then we're gonna kick you out i've been drinking the sport 0.99

00:15:38.980 drink energy stuff and i feel great i am waiting for it to show up i thought it was gonna be here 0.99

00:15:43.820 yesterday i thought it was gonna be here today it's not fucking here and i'm a little bummed 0.88

00:15:48.160 out about it my brain function is is a lot better a lot more clarity i like i said man i don't think 0.90

00:15:53.340 it's a it's a miracle product it's just like you need magnesium potassium like when you have a

00:15:58.100 hangover uh they tell you to take potassium because that gets depleted when you drink alcohol and

00:16:02.900 that's what causes like the headache and the brain fog so it makes sense that magnesium for

00:16:07.560 for joint pain and good sleep potassium for brain function yeah the sugar the pure cane sugar like 0.72

00:16:12.620 there's a lot of really basic i guess we're doing this fucking ad read right now um dude i i poured 0.89

00:16:18.200 it we had we had issues major issues yesterday with the roadcaster yeah i sprinkled some of that 0.87

00:16:23.600 stuff on here that's what fixed it it's fine now and the roadcaster pro too which is like what we 0.80

00:16:28.980 run our audio through you know what's really crazy you i have lengthened my nipples yes by

00:16:33.600 three centimeters i found that you shouldn't drink too much of it they tell you to drink two

00:16:37.660 tablespoons um two tablespoons i've been doing one tablespoon it says two tablespoons on the

00:16:43.700 can you just read the can um but if you drink too much of it you experience temporary but 0.56

00:16:49.120 exponential growth of the penis and the other day i had four tablespoons and tried to go for a run 0.98

00:16:54.500 and i tripped over my own penis it's not it's not permanent though that's the good news it does 0.97

00:17:00.340 retract back to average penis length um but you got to be real careful with sport drink sport 0.97

00:17:05.180 drank they should uh they should switch it and make it an a sport drank sport only if they come

00:17:11.100 out with a purple flavor drink drink drunk they have if they have a purple flavor and it's and

00:17:15.380 it's grape sport drank then that's the way to do it it's been yeah i'll i'll be honest this is it's

00:17:20.300 nice it's nice the uh the energy that i'm getting from that i really do enjoy like i said dude are 0.82

00:17:26.120 you sure fucking two tablespoons because i've been doing one and i feel okay no you should do 0.86

00:17:30.260 two tablespoons although i if you do two like a regular tablespoon versus the measuring tablespoon 0.98

00:17:36.380 that i have they're totally different yeah yeah yeah so the the measuring tablespoon that i have

00:17:41.140 it says 15 milliliters on it but it also says one tablespoon it's super deep and i feel like i'm

00:17:46.480 actually getting quite a bit of uh sport drink sport drink yeah because people were telling me

00:17:50.960 like oh two tablespoons not enough i'm like i'm fucking putting a lot i'm going through this 0.76

00:17:54.600 powder baby like i'm going through this powder fast what i like about it too is like when i look 0.84

00:17:58.960 at it you ever see uh the like weed when it's uh i don't know they call it like purple hazel 0.81

00:18:05.520 all kinds of whatever yeah and it has like little crystals and shit yeah it's got crystals it's got

00:18:09.260 crystals i think that's the the the baja mineral salt oh so that's a thing yeah yeah that's another 0.88

00:18:14.460 thing too is just like this mineral rich salt yeah also i guess something that i needed just 0.89

00:18:19.400 very simple shit dude i i i don't know i i'm realizing in my older age that these things are 0.67

00:18:25.280 important and i've not been making any effort to integrate them into my diet yeah and this 0.99

00:18:30.100 fucking one old school powder mix electrolyte powder mix actually crushes i do this too i let 0.85

00:18:35.220 things get real bad yeah and then i fix them yeah yeah i'm sure this is like a phenomenon with just 0.99

00:18:40.940 men in general but i let it get to a point where i'm like this is gonna fucking fall apart yeah 0.96

00:18:45.080 and that's my life that's my body and then i accidentally drank some fucking meme drink 0.69

00:18:50.360 yep and now i feel better well that's it the branding is on point and that was the thing that 0.89

00:18:54.180 that got them on my radar but you know that basic thing where like you work out and you get like a

00:18:59.100 little bit of a headache while you're working out and you're just trying to navigate it yeah or you 0.55

00:19:02.680 go for a run and you feel like heavy dog shit heavy those things are gone those things are gone 0.81

00:19:08.680 And I don't think it's – once again, it's not a miracle. 0.98

00:19:12.300 It's just like potassium, magnesium, mineral salt, pure cane sugar.

00:19:16.380 I think your body, even though we went through that whole thing where they're like sugar is bad, like, yeah, refined white sugar I do think is bad for you.

00:19:23.380 But pure cane sugar, turns out your body can actually use that.

00:19:26.360 I never thought I'd see the day when David goes woke.

00:19:29.080 White sugar, huh?

00:19:30.080 Well, the white sugar is – I do think it's bad for you.

00:19:32.140 I think refined sugar is bad for you.

00:19:33.700 Do you eat brown sugar?

00:19:34.840 My wife – oh, I'm sorry.

00:19:36.400 Hold on a second.

00:19:36.900 my wife she drinks brown sugar in her coffee i don't have sugar in my coffee at all i have black

00:19:40.940 coffee until about 11 then i have some cream black coffee brown sugar this is incredible but i'm 0.99

00:19:46.040 telling you like the pure cane sugar it is it is a game changer there's other shit in it you know 0.67

00:19:49.960 baking soda things like that it makes a fun sizzle you think this could help david wilcox uh no i 0.95

00:19:54.800 think he i think he ate a bullet and he uh no i mean before and i think you're right anybody try

00:20:00.860 rubbing a little sport drink on it no no listen once it's done it's done but i mean

00:20:06.100 it wouldn't have helped him with his financial issues which is what i think really got him

00:20:10.140 yeah it's not a surprise honestly if he would have gotten a promo code like we have promo code squad

00:20:14.920 although i do recommend scanning the qr code we get more money when you scan that qr code no we

00:20:19.180 don't i didn't put them oh that's not the right one all right never mind don't worry about that 0.89

00:20:22.300 go to the fucking find it uh where's it where is our page i don't know it's on uh i mean you know 0.94

00:20:28.120 sportsdrink.com use promo code squad i guess we'll just take less money i guess we'll just 0.98

00:20:31.760 take less money but i think we could fleece these jews for more money if you use our promo 0.80

00:20:35.600 or we don't have our link our affiliate link but we don't got that i don't know where that is 0.93

00:20:39.360 but david wilcox probably would have been able to dig himself out type in some shit and uh until 0.69

00:20:44.500 you find it look josh says i was blind and rub sport drank in my eyes now i can see he was 0.99

00:20:49.860 delivered fuck yeah dude wow delivered by spy sport drink like i said man i went without the 0.98

00:20:55.580 sugar for a long time xerox said that he was gay is that true and then he had sport drink 0.99

00:21:01.000 and he's still gay is that oh that's not true it's very sad i don't hey shout out to west 0.73

00:21:06.420 wesley roth yeah west roth is in the chat west roth in the chat we got it i mean uh uh is that

00:21:12.780 maybe is that him i mean why would somebody didn't he uh like buy a ticket and then you saw his last

00:21:18.940 name and you were like that's not it yeah i was like this is not his name that's a different

00:21:21.920 person well we're not going to dox him all right i'm just saying it might not be the west we know

00:21:25.740 this is well who knows i mean even if they show up in real life and it looks like west it might 0.66

00:21:30.120 not be it might be somebody in a west suit i don't fucking trust anything but here's what i do want

00:21:34.740 to say something very interesting about the uh david wilcox thing before this gets spun out of 0.80

00:21:39.820 control because there's going to be a lot of narratives going around there's going to be a

00:21:42.320 lot of promo code squad to bring david wilcock back from the death yeah that's still possible

00:21:46.820 I think within a couple of days, it's still possible.

00:21:49.020 Yeah.

00:21:49.780 But what's happening now is there's going to be an apology tour, and I don't think they should apologize.

00:21:55.940 I think that Hidden in Plain Sight was doing their best to help him.

00:21:58.680 Oh, no, no.

00:21:59.000 What?

00:21:59.240 Hidden in Plain Sight shouldn't apologize at all.

00:22:01.120 No, they were trying to help him.

00:22:02.220 They were giving him sound advice like, hey, stop spending all your money.

00:22:06.140 Sure. 1.00

00:22:06.500 Stop shitting in your bathtub. 1.00

00:22:08.040 Hey, sell your family house. 1.00

00:22:10.260 Wear a hat.

00:22:11.000 Wear it low.

00:22:12.300 Cover that up a little bit.

00:22:13.940 Yeah.

00:22:14.580 When the aliens come to – well, all kinds of stuff.

00:22:16.580 they had really good advice for him but what is going to happen now is they're probably going to

00:22:22.120 try to add his name to that uh scientist i've already seen that happen have they are they

00:22:27.300 doing that they're doing that already okay so it's only a matter of time before like fox news

00:22:31.240 picks it up because what now that's already in fox news we're up to 11 if they put him as number 12

00:22:35.660 it'll all but solidify my assumption that they're really trying to do something yeah when we know

00:22:41.540 this pretty intimately how this happened to this poor dude yeah it's his own doing yeah he's well 0.90

00:22:48.240 you know who the fuck knows but it does seem highly likely that homeboy had a lot of deals 0.99

00:22:53.680 fall through and on the way when that money was supposed to be coming to him he fucking started 0.99

00:22:59.040 spending it before we got it type of deal little kanye west action uh didn't have the ability to 0.74

00:23:03.400 recoup by the way um i think it's a great idea tom we are going to be doing baptisms at bro grove

00:23:08.580 but only in sport drink.

00:23:10.540 And it'll be sport dream, by the way.

00:23:13.000 A little.

00:23:13.480 Can you baptize somebody just in, like, salt?

00:23:16.480 Just a little sprinkle?

00:23:17.580 I don't know.

00:23:18.020 I don't think you could do that.

00:23:18.960 A sprinkle, sprinkle, sprinkle.

00:23:19.800 Maybe if it's Baja mineral salt.

00:23:21.860 We'll find out.

00:23:22.440 I'll ask the liturgy.

00:23:23.340 I mean, some ortho bros could probably tell me in the chat also.

00:23:25.460 Guys, if you've had any experience with sport drink, let me know in the chat.

00:23:29.680 And, you know, we'll talk about it.

00:23:32.140 Josh says, can I snort it with the right attitude?

00:23:36.360 Yeah.

00:23:36.720 You know what's crazy, too, man?

00:23:37.640 What's that?

00:23:37.780 I don't know if you should snort baking soda

00:23:39.740 I slept like really good last night

00:23:41.380 It's the magnesium 1.00

00:23:42.120 What the fuck? 0.99

00:23:43.620 It's the magnesium 1.00

00:23:44.240 Is there magnesium in there? 1.00

00:23:45.540 It's the stupidest shit that my body has been lacking 1.00

00:23:48.320 And this fucking electrolyte sport drink 1.00

00:23:50.600 Has given it to me 1.00

00:23:52.440 In a way that I thought it was a funny product

00:23:54.640 That probably tastes good

00:23:55.620 And maybe is good for like a workout

00:23:56.900 Yeah

00:23:57.380 And in fact it's actually fixed a lot of 0.87

00:23:59.480 Very stupid things wrong with me 0.94

00:24:01.000 You know what? 1.00

00:24:01.620 In very many ways

00:24:03.180 Sport drink is like this show

00:24:04.620 Yeah 1.00

00:24:05.720 Stupid on the outside 1.00

00:24:06.900 but you need it really i guess it helps people on the inside yeah you kind of need it yeah you 1.00

00:24:11.800 kind of need that that's right old world we're doing a 30 minute ad read and then we're gonna

00:24:14.640 kick you guys out what i'm saying is put some of that nds inside of you yeah rub it in there

00:24:20.780 yeah if you got a dead loved one rub it on their skin see what to do spread it out all right let's 0.98

00:24:25.380 continue uh reading this because i forgot we were reading this all right go ahead um so you know

00:24:30.840 she went to the trauma-based mind control school in utah southern utah is surrounded by native

00:24:36.140 reservations and desert maybe that's something to consider uh could be the native american lore

00:24:41.580 is horrifying and the desert is equally horrifying by the way there has been times when i've gone

00:24:47.340 back to listen to this show where the spooky music is not playing it's just not coming through oh can

00:24:53.020 you guys hear spooky music or is that just for us hurry up chat hurry up an answer sometimes i

00:25:01.100 wonder when we do that and we talk to the chat what do the audio listeners think i don't know

00:25:04.460 how the audio listeners listen to this show heard chef i don't know what that means panda fly but 0.98

00:25:10.220 all right uh no well fuck me then oh that's very funny we'll try to figure that out okay anyway 0.86

00:25:18.980 three things i didn't mention in my previous stories also happened in southern utah guys 0.99

00:25:24.640 it's so funny oh no people can hear it people can hear it okay fucking uh biblical hitman was just 0.70

00:25:29.600 lying to us oh thanks a lot thanks a lot steven um so three other things that she didn't mention 1.00

00:25:36.640 i was hiking at midnight what the fuck kate what do you do you're just asking for shit just shit 1.00

00:25:43.940 i was hiking at midnight with this christian guy named austin what a bitch what a bitch steven 1.00

00:25:50.160 that's very funny uh so hiking with this christian guy named austin austin that's your first problem 1.00

00:25:57.140 Haven't had much luck with Austins

00:25:59.000 Well, I like Austism

00:26:00.180 No, I mean that Aust

00:26:02.000 That's the greatest Aust

00:26:03.200 Actually, I have a nephew who is named Austism

00:26:06.660 I mean

00:26:06.980 His name is Austin

00:26:10.440 And he's severely autistic 0.99

00:26:12.140 He's the fucking best though 0.98

00:26:14.220 He's the best 1.00

00:26:15.460 He does this shit where he has a bandana 1.00

00:26:17.740 And he'd just be twirling it 0.99

00:26:19.560 How long does it take for him to set up your internet?

00:26:21.700 He could probably do it instantly

00:26:23.140 And he's got a killer Jordan set 0.84

00:26:25.460 okay i like this guy he crushes man always got a mean fade on him too uh so so he black uh no but

00:26:32.480 he brown so uh i'm walking with a guy named austin i was maybe 20 years old after the hike

00:26:37.800 we're sitting in the bed of my truck talking about god life etc she's got a fascinating life

00:26:42.840 yeah the desert was black black i'm gonna hit that button oh wait nope oh i thought you did it

00:26:49.960 Okay, yeah, all right.

00:26:50.800 Like pitch black.

00:26:52.320 No other cars were there but my truck.

00:26:55.120 It's about 20 minutes drive out of town.

00:26:57.420 All of a sudden.

00:26:59.440 There it is.

00:27:00.120 Okay.

00:27:00.700 Okay.

00:27:01.440 We heard a shovel or a rake scraping slowly along the red rock trail.

00:27:06.960 We got quiet and looked at one another asking, did you hear that?

00:27:11.640 Did you hear that?

00:27:12.400 You heard that?

00:27:12.940 What was that noise?

00:27:14.480 What was that noise?

00:27:15.860 Did you hear that?

00:27:18.020 The sound stopped for a moment.

00:27:19.960 as we froze and then started up again it sounded as if it was just five feet away from my truck bed

00:27:30.680 at the very head of the trail in the darkness all right so what do we know about metal scraping

00:27:36.680 sounds it's like oh portal door open right yeah yeah yeah on uh well she goes on to say

00:27:43.720 it sounds like metal scraping rock yeah that's we've heard that a shit ton when it comes to

00:27:50.100 it's like a noise that precedes the um you know encounter with the cryptid right right right well 0.99

00:27:57.580 shit well shit well shit where's this story what is going on with kate man kate you coming to 0.98

00:28:03.320 brohemian grove uh do we want her there hell yeah dude all right bring the cryptids um the second 1.00

00:28:10.740 time we heard the metal scraping rock sound we were like nope and got in my truck and left

00:28:15.980 swiftly freaking creepy the same friend austin and i were up at another red rock place looking

00:28:25.500 at the stars she goes on to say gay i know it was late dark pitch quiet out st george utah was the

00:28:34.180 kind of city that would actually sleep at night so around midnight things are quiet

00:28:38.840 as we were laying there we saw a triangle shaped object almost translucent yet blackish blackish

00:28:46.220 black uh flying slowly above us it seemed as if it was only 50 feet up or so and it was silent

00:28:55.380 and it flew right over us again we were like what the it was so weird i would love to talk

00:29:02.820 to that guy oh dude i reached out to him once yeah nothing nothing in return what the hell's

00:29:08.400 his name jesse lee peterson jesse lee peterson is awesome yeah i love him i don't think he'd agree

00:29:14.440 with much we say but it would be fun to talk to him he's got like this whole thing he's like men 0.99

00:29:18.840 are fucked up because their mothers are whores or something crazy like that i'm like god damn 1.00

00:29:23.920 he just hates he hates black people he's ugly too he looks like a burn victim he does look like a 1.00

00:29:28.820 burn victim he's not just a regular black guy yeah he's a crispy crisp burn right ugly ugly 1.00

00:29:35.200 nigga. But that has nothing to do with him. 1.00

00:29:37.040 I love him. He's got a beautiful inside. Yeah.

00:29:39.280 Amazing. Amazing. Amazing.

00:29:42.200 Okay, so

00:29:43.000 the things are quiet. We saw this triangle fly

00:29:45.140 over us and we thought, what the?

00:29:47.480 Another time with Austin, not very

00:29:49.240 exciting but still pretty cool. We were up on a

00:29:51.240 mountain. Yes, at night. Why are you

00:29:53.020 fucking always on these mountains at night? A high place. 1.00

00:29:55.760 You guys fucking? What are you doing? 1.00

00:29:57.380 Oh, no. No, Kate wouldn't do

00:29:59.180 that. She's too schizo to have 1.00

00:30:00.720 relations. 1.00

00:30:03.260 And having a super

00:30:04.960 ultra deep conversation about jesus and god the kind where you get the chills and feel super happy

00:30:11.040 talking about him we were having such a great connection to god at the moment that a wild

00:30:16.960 coyote walked right up to us and was just standing there observing us talking the coyote was literally

00:30:22.940 inches from myself and just watching i feel like he sensed that we were not a threat possibly

00:30:29.180 because we were deeply connected to god at that moment almost uh not of this world thing until

00:30:37.240 austin pulled out his nine millimeter pistol and shot him point blank in the face wow that's sad

00:30:45.760 austin i made that last part up when i saw him i snapped into my human nature and jumped at the

00:30:51.660 sight of the coyote coyote then he ran away i don't know it was cool that's it for now unless

00:30:58.360 i remember more thanks for reading top and raven i love you guys and tell everyone to listen to

00:31:03.820 your shows thank you thank you we love you kate and i hope you can make it to bohemian grove you

00:31:08.180 should hit us up i do look at kate and i wonder deeply what's wrong with you not just what's

00:31:13.080 wrong with you um but but why is it wrong with you when people have um can i pet that dog as

00:31:20.440 elohim is very funny uh when people have an encounter it's rarely a solo encounter

00:31:25.100 Yeah 1.00

00:31:26.220 And Kate has had a lot of shit 1.00

00:31:28.260 It's like what's going on Kate 1.00

00:31:30.300 She got a lot of

00:31:33.320 Generational iniquity

00:31:35.980 Yeah 0.99

00:31:36.400 I got dreams 1.00

00:31:37.820 She got all kinds of shit 1.00

00:31:40.340 She got nosebleeds in the middle of the night 1.00

00:31:41.820 She's got fucking premonitions 1.00

00:31:43.820 She knows when her boyfriend died 1.00

00:31:47.720 All kinds of crazy crap has happened 0.99

00:31:49.400 She's been part of that program 0.98

00:31:51.120 Speaking of the middle of the night

00:31:52.340 In my house there's been like 1.00

00:31:54.820 a coyote rave going on oh shit yeah i don't know what the fuck they stand on their hind legs 1.00

00:32:00.260 i don't know where they're at but they're out there and they're going nuts they're like yipping 0.99

00:32:04.200 and yeah yeah like at the moon or something huh so i'm like i don't know should i go out there

00:32:09.120 and start killing them they're probably pissed off that you don't have any birds anymore for

00:32:12.040 them to eat but there's a lot of birds next door i don't know what's going on it's i don't like it

00:32:17.020 it's weird it's weird but i haven't done anything about it yet well we have another one here uh from

00:32:21.600 elohim if you want to take that one away oh i can i can dox his whole name that'd be pretty cool

00:32:26.380 um oh yeah i see him but i guess i won't do that so but yeah we'll read uh elohim okay

00:32:31.720 what's blapping in home goys what's blapping in player damn i don't know if i like that i like a

00:32:38.180 home goys this is elo from the patreon chat you can use my real name adrian okay all right adrian

00:32:44.460 about your real last name adrian wait are we kicking them out where's nancy oh yeah let's 0.99

00:32:49.180 kick these filthy poor disgusting people out of this chat but not before we tell them that 1.00

00:32:55.020 patreon.com forward slash nephron death squad is the place to be if you want to watch this episode 0.98

00:32:58.300 and you also want to get the few remaining vip tickets and the general admission tickets are 0.68

00:33:02.840 also currently on sale and things are moving stupid fast uh a little bit faster than i

00:33:09.120 anticipated i thought we'd at least have like 48 hours these things are pretty much done in a day

00:33:13.860 uh and they'll be done before the day's out so oh there's also a telegram chat as well oh yeah 0.64

00:33:18.440 for you guys to join very cool yeah so you can plan on how to carpool or what the fuck ever you

00:33:25.300 poor people do it was it was cool last time i think they were committing crimes last time so

00:33:30.420 let's try to not do that let's not do the crimes yeah but it is cool to keep up with like i think

00:33:35.280 that's when we met nancy uh uh and who else showed uh not nice guy not nice guy yeah yeah they came

00:33:42.960 and helped us out with uh cleaning up after the last event i will say we're not responsible for

00:33:47.760 any of the complete psychopaths and potential murderers that you meet in that chat and i'm

00:33:55.580 saying that kind of facetiously but i'm also saying like hey this is a crazy show we attract 0.58

00:33:59.300 crazy people maybe spend some time uh learning who you're gonna hang out with yeah i'm just saying

00:34:06.800 i think that's fair to say it out feel it out a little bit yeah yeah feel it out so uh patreon.com 0.99

00:34:12.300 forward slash nephilim death squad let's kick these disgusting pores out of here and then we'll

00:34:16.140 read elohim's uh story goodbye guys we'll see you also promo code squad tomorrow or drink 0.97

00:34:22.100 all right perfect uh kicking the pores out made me a better person drop my brokenness and

00:34:29.220 subscribe to the patreon big ups my guys i ain't poor no more there we go julius oh yeah we do this

00:34:35.220 for your benefit um well we kind of do it for our benefit no yeah a little bit for us how does it

00:34:41.680 benefit us this is elohim from the patreon chat use my real name adrian all right adrian

00:34:47.280 i've been wanting to send my submission for chronicles for a while love this segment of

00:34:51.820 the show reminds me of the only thing i've ever enjoyed uh attending a church hearing the

00:34:58.040 testimonies of others to introduce myself i'm a 40 year old man old is it weird hello you old as 1.00

00:35:07.080 old as fuck yeah you 40 old like matt stupid old motherfucker all right almost 19 years married 1.00

00:35:15.660 oh he's married 7 7 7 whoa that's a banger my birthday is 7 7 wow yeah and i have a 7 tattooed 1.00

00:35:25.740 because the divine feminine is gay and yeah apparently our show is uh scheduled for 7 7 2 0.99

00:35:31.480 Oh yeah, some fucking buddy said that 0.99

00:35:33.500 It's not true 1.00

00:35:34.000 Not true, retarded 1.00

00:35:35.140 8-7, 6-7, 8-7, whatever 1.00

00:35:37.740 Fucking look at the website 0.99

00:35:38.860 To my high school sweetheart, that's who he's married to 0.99

00:35:41.460 Father of four

00:35:43.040 7, 13, 17, and 18

00:35:45.580 Two boys and two girls

00:35:46.780 Nice 0.99

00:35:47.320 This dude's got strong cum 0.99

00:35:49.780 Strong jeans, strong splats 0.98

00:35:52.920 Since 2020

00:35:55.580 We made a decision to pull our kids

00:35:57.980 From the public school system

00:35:59.320 And have been homeschooling them

00:36:00.720 good for you based we almost immediately saw the change and improvement in their mental health

00:36:04.960 best decision we made is we saw the detrimental societal implications of the system i homeschool 0.99

00:36:11.100 too and i hope i'm doing the right thing you know i hope my kids don't grow up all fucked up you 0.99

00:36:16.420 teach them to hate the gays well they already kind of do um there you go no i just mean like 0.99

00:36:21.880 as far as like how how how well they're learned like how well they're learning compared to other

00:36:27.780 kids they they know a lot and they learn a lot other kids know other things yeah I mean I guess

00:36:33.980 it just depends on the public school system is going to prioritize one thing and you as a parent

00:36:38.540 are going to prioritize another thing yeah and I think uh you know you won't know until they're

00:36:43.900 older yeah I think they're a little bit they're they're up they're up to date I don't know I just

00:36:48.120 always think about like I hope I'm doing the right thing but here we go our daughter oldest really

00:36:53.880 thrived, managed to buckle down and graduate an entire year early from high school. She's currently

00:36:58.780 in her second semester of college pursuing her degree in business. She's far more organized and

00:37:03.620 intelligent than I ever was, and I thank God for her every day. To have smart, discerning kids who

00:37:08.480 see things for what they truly are and probably understand the current world better than me,

00:37:13.280 it's an incredible blessing to have them in my life. It's comforting knowing that they have God

00:37:17.300 in their lives, as I grew up very differently. Having grown up in an atheist household with

00:37:23.280 two hardworking parents that were always busy it left me the youngest of four to have a lot of time

00:37:28.340 alone trying to figure out things on my own we didn't have much and were pretty poor but overall

00:37:34.820 my childhood was platinum I love my parents and I have no complaints I spent a lot of time in the

00:37:40.720 streets ultimately getting into trouble a lot getting married and having a family at a young

00:37:45.920 age saved my life in more ways than one and it redirected my path and gave me purpose and now 0.99

00:37:51.840 you watch this show the fuck happened to you yeah you know it's one of those things where you do how 0.98

00:37:56.240 many steps forward and a big step backwards or whatever huge step backwards a tumble and uh and 0.99

00:38:01.300 a and a fall backwards now to the story i wanted to share it's about my baptism and what led up to

00:38:07.800 it starting with my dad going through this cancer journey and on hospice he developed colon cancer

00:38:14.660 and liver cancer due to his diet and alcohol intake the main reason was that i am now going

00:38:20.960 on eight years no alcohol based oh hold on oh wait we have a based nice we have a toad base

00:38:27.760 button which we also have to start to reschedule uh with toad yeah yeah toad's gonna be there as 0.65

00:38:34.220 well well i would hope he's gonna fucking be there we should take bets uh let's let's put 0.58

00:38:39.060 it in the chat um maybe they want i think he's gonna be there will toad come by uh he's gonna 0.94

00:38:44.200 By the way, I do think that we should make it a tradition, a Bohemian Grove tradition. 0.89

00:38:52.780 And I do think every Bohemian Grove should end with how Hitler and throw the Jew down the way. 0.81

00:38:57.620 I don't think we should do that in these in these venues. 0.98

00:39:01.060 No, no, I think it would be a bad idea. 0.90

00:39:03.400 But it's silly.

00:39:04.760 I know, but you're saying how Hitler. 0.98

00:39:08.400 But it's for funsies.

00:39:09.740 I love how you just don't understand.

00:39:11.880 Guys, one in the chat for yes, Toad will come, and two in the chat for no, he be scurred.

00:39:17.440 He's scurred.

00:39:18.120 He's scurred. 1.00

00:39:18.580 We're going to kill him. 0.99

00:39:19.780 And I like to keep him, like, I don't want to ever tell him, no, I won't. 0.99

00:39:22.800 I like to keep him guessing.

00:39:24.120 Yeah, keep him guessing. 0.94

00:39:24.780 Yeah, every time he goes, I think sometimes I think you guys are going to kill me. 0.94

00:39:27.140 And I go.

00:39:28.780 Yeah, like, I've seen you tell him that you're not going to kill him, but then you stare at him for a long time afterwards.

00:39:33.040 Yeah, it's never off the table.

00:39:34.680 You go, like, I'm not going to kill you.

00:39:35.920 but but the real i mean it would be wrong of me to lie and say that it's not possible yeah well

00:39:44.200 that is true all things are possible yeah especially because he's so i was trying to

00:39:48.500 think about something because christ who strengthens me all that's right all things are possible uh i 0.98

00:39:52.740 see toad all the time in ladies comment section unabashedly being like yeah girl that ass fat let 1.00

00:39:59.340 me see that uh tits breast let me see that pussy meat and he's just like he's so that was a gross 1.00

00:40:04.400 one i'm sorry guys um but he is so forward and i go like this this is a guy who is uh was wealthy 1.00

00:40:12.980 until he lost his job and then went through his savings was were wealthy um and is unfathomably

00:40:19.140 based yes and also is like a bit of a celebrity but it does nothing to raise his market value

00:40:25.920 in the dating pool yeah check this out i just said these are the kind of interactions that i

00:40:30.380 have with toad that i really value um the world's largest mammal nursing it's young i don't think

00:40:35.580 this is real the blue whale milk is so thick and precise that it shoots directly into the mouth and

00:40:41.360 says uh it feeds the whale can grow to 90 kilograms in a single day i don't think that's 0.98

00:40:46.700 fucking real it might be ai oh there it is yeah fuck so i just i tagged toad and he goes me and 0.98

00:40:52.700 who me and who there you go and who but i realized like i'm like well what if toad really fixed up 0.99

00:40:59.040 the way he looked but no what can you do with toad he's five feet tall no he's a little taller

00:41:06.640 five foot two five foot four is that true yeah in sneakers i've never seen him wear sneakers

00:41:14.440 always barefoot oh yeah that is true makes him easier to kill i don't know well maybe i mean

00:41:20.720 he's always grounded he's connected to the the earth's uh magnetosphere yeah that is true maybe

00:41:26.060 a phrase i think he'd be more healthy maybe we shouldn't be grounding as much i don't know i i 0.98

00:41:29.860 just i look at him and i go fuck how do you how do you do anything to improve that i don't think 0.99

00:41:33.960 you try to improve it like try and improve it as a fool's errand i think you you this is what it is 1.00

00:41:38.740 that's fuck boy shit yeah that's fuck boy shit what are you gonna looks max no you can't looks 1.00

00:41:42.780 max no it's the opposite direction it looks minus you guys yeah i don't know i i just feel like um 1.00

00:41:50.000 you know there's nothing he can do seemingly to raise his his his prospects you know like the

00:41:58.300 likelihood of two random people know but like within the sphere that we're in i think that 0.53

00:42:03.940 he's got enough uh chutzpah yeah to just be like made up i'm no that's a jewish word no it's chutzpah

00:42:10.120 chutzpah you said chutzpah whatever that's how they spell it guys um ladies of the chat because

00:42:14.940 there's there's a disproportionate amount of women here uh do we have any potential mates for toad 0.97

00:42:20.640 any any woman out there who's listening to this uh within the sound of my voice who looks at toad

00:42:27.000 and all the things he offers which is um uh based yeah and also you know so is anybody into that

00:42:39.080 Like, would anybody, would anybody, would anybody, you know, ladies in the chat.

00:42:44.340 It's not about that. 0.96

00:42:45.040 It's not about I'll have sex with Toad. 0.68

00:42:46.980 We're looking, he's talking about like a relationship. 0.85

00:42:49.500 Yeah, we want, we want love for Toad.

00:42:51.980 Yeah, whatever.

00:42:52.920 We'll figure it out.

00:42:53.480 And you guys just seem to be split on if he'll even come.

00:42:56.720 He's going to come.

00:42:57.400 I don't know if he's going to come.

00:42:58.440 He's going to come.

00:42:59.460 Now to the story.

00:43:00.460 Amy, Toad.

00:43:01.900 Amy. 0.76

00:43:02.620 Maybe Amy. 1.00

00:43:03.660 Amy's a little too mean for Toad.

00:43:05.280 He probably likes it.

00:43:06.820 Yeah.

00:43:07.280 Yeah.

00:43:07.720 She'd tear him apart. 0.59

00:43:08.940 him around a little bit i think that'd be good i would spend five days a week over my parents

00:43:13.480 house helping and doing what i could during that one year of his battle with cancer it allowed me

00:43:18.120 to have some really meaningful conversations with them that i'll cherish forever he was an

00:43:22.940 e7 gunnery sergeant in the marine corps man the e7 reminded me i am back into a guitar oh yeah

00:43:30.720 i noticed because all did you notice uh because on our instagram yeah it's just guitar videos

00:43:36.600 because you've been looking up guitar videos so our algorithm is now just guitar videos they got 0.97

00:43:40.920 me with a really great program okay instagram suggested one and then i'm like oh fuck and

00:43:45.240 then now it's cool yeah it's a great program uh maybe we can get sponsored probably not okay but

00:43:51.640 i i ran through i set it up honestly nobody is saying that they would love toad and it really 0.70

00:43:57.780 hurts me i know dude what the fuck that's the thing he he's got this thing that's built in and 0.51

00:44:02.720 he'll he'll do fine he just needs to find the person yeah i hope he finds like a like a six 0.99

00:44:08.620 foot eight behemoth yeah there's like one chick that's been going viral on on twitter and she's 0.98

00:44:14.740 like this giant bitch and she's not like you know really pretty or anything but people are just in 0.97

00:44:19.280 the comments like wood just because it's like an amazonian and i'm like that's what he needs he 1.00

00:44:24.100 needs a woman so big that she can effortlessly cradle him this guy like a baby if this guy could

00:44:30.080 find love i don't see why totally although the girl that oh i don't like him yeah i don't like 0.99

00:44:36.880 him either i kind of i got him i really don't fucking like him no he's the worst yeah he's 0.99

00:44:41.960 the retarded guy from love on the spectrum who's just fucking oh yeah it's everything is so far 0.99

00:44:48.300 it's so intense her name is shelly shelly yeah yeah james and shelly oh yeah i remember uh oh 0.98

00:44:55.820 no i don't remember shelly that's a that's a fake person right no that's a real person

00:44:59.300 she looks like that but what i notice is that like so that's her there and she's a she's a 0.94

00:45:04.560 pretty girl she is probably retarded like really retarded like barely could function like he's just 0.96

00:45:11.260 talking all over her the way matt talks all over you and and she just he's like do you like when i 0.99

00:45:16.460 talk like i can't stand that and she's going no it's okay that's a nice soothing voice i know but 0.99

00:45:23.720 that's what toad needs that's a dynamic of the relationship a giant retarded bitch giant yeah 1.00

00:45:28.640 she's gonna have to be a little retarded but it doesn't mean that she has to like look no no no 1.00

00:45:32.800 but i want her to also like have um unbelievable strength so that she could defend him and just 1.00

00:45:37.680 pick him up pick him up and when somebody gets like steps to him she goes no no no and just 0.98

00:45:42.640 fucking swats them down like lenny from fucking is that nice of men is it too much to ask for 0.99

00:45:47.520 there's not one of you guys in the chat brenta says he needs a giant mommy yes yes toad needs 1.00

00:45:52.960 a giant mommy big mommy big mommy he was an e7 gunner gunnery sergeant in the marine corps

00:46:03.200 a family man and overall positively infectious human being i looked up to him a lot and i wish

00:46:09.520 that i could be half the man he was when he passed away it wrecked me more than i had anticipated 0.76

00:46:14.480 in his absence it made me reflect on all the bullshit i put him through when i was young 0.80

00:46:18.240 all the things I wish I could have done differently I spiraled and got heavy into 0.97

00:46:23.820 drinking and put a massive strain on my marriage and family I was drinking a

00:46:28.080 bottle of whiskey every day and beer I like this though this is what a man does

00:46:31.920 yeah just when a man has problems you bury it and you destroy your your

00:46:35.940 marriage bury it in liquor you guys are pretty split on the 60 to 40 some of you

00:46:42.180 guys think he's gonna come all right thank you that's all bury your problems

00:46:46.980 and whiskey and alcohol yeah not a good idea that's how your dad died man but i i get what

00:46:51.520 you're doing uh i became numb and closed off my wife took the kids to her moms and left me for 0.92

00:46:56.540 about four months it got bad it was the wake-up call that i needed to get my shit back together

00:47:02.920 i made a vow to stop drinking and i've been sober ever since told my wife i wanted to get closer to

00:47:08.160 god so i started watching this show called nephilim desk so i made the decision to accept

00:47:13.700 jesus christ and get baptized oddly enough her church had lost the records and suggested that

00:47:19.220 she could get baptized again so we were able to do it together now this is where things got

00:47:24.980 interesting i guess they won't allow you to get baptized twice huh it's interesting unless they

00:47:29.780 have like a i've been baptized before yeah um but i don't think it matters because i don't i didn't

00:47:36.980 know what i knew now before then that's interesting you know you know they say that all your cells 0.95

00:47:43.620 regenerate every seven years so you're a whole nother nigga now a whole different type of 0.98

00:47:48.300 fucking dude yeah not just that but i mean it leads back to the conversation that i was having 1.00

00:47:52.780 with that faggot uh daniel versus babylon on twitter yeah you're very mad at him not mad at 1.00

00:47:57.360 him i just don't respect you call him a faggot yeah uh well because he's a faggot so it got into 1.00

00:48:02.480 like a lot of uh what's the word uh so you're saying kind of shit i never liked those things 1.00

00:48:09.140 you know a lot of it is like i go no no that's not what i said at all that's not what i'm saying 0.97

00:48:13.680 yeah yeah uh so he said so you're saying that instead well let's i'll just read it so you're

00:48:18.880 saying that christians are only saved if they believe the angel hybrid theory whoa last i

00:48:23.520 checked we're saved by the gospel and the sethian view has been accepted by the church for two

00:48:27.820 i don't give a fuck about the church so so that's a one is true we're saved by uh grace through

00:48:33.380 faith it's a lot other thing is not true i'm not inconsequential to me the church has gone with 0.98

00:48:38.800 the Sethian view, I go, I don't care about that. This is straw man. I just don't care about that.

00:48:43.060 I'm looking at a different set of information that I don't think the church is looking at.

00:48:46.600 Right. Well, the reason I'm bringing this up is because he's saying he's, he's misattributing

00:48:52.120 something that I didn't say, and I'm not even going to defend it. I just called him gay. And 0.90

00:48:55.720 I was like, whatever. Um, obviously you need to have a relationship with Jesus Christ and be saved

00:49:01.520 to yeah. Yeah. Okay. Yes. But to strengthen your walk and really understand what is happening,

00:49:07.960 I feel like the Sethite view, which is retarded, it's laughably retarded and wrong. 1.00

00:49:13.380 It doesn't explain the spiritual battle that we're in. 1.00

00:49:16.660 So back then when I was baptized, I had no idea. 0.99

00:49:20.060 Blaptized. 0.82

00:49:20.440 Blaptized. 0.98

00:49:21.080 I had no idea what spiritual battle we're actually in, what we're going through, what's happening. 0.99

00:49:27.340 I have such a more clear understanding of what's happening now. 0.87

00:49:30.980 And it's not like this Gnostic bullshit understanding because of the Book of Enoch. 0.94

00:49:34.220 I don't care about that stuff. 0.95

00:49:35.160 that one scripture from genesis 6 and then as it's mentioned multiple times in the bible

00:49:40.600 really has made the old testament make more sense yeah and the old testament makes the new testament

00:49:46.360 make a lot more sense especially the if you guys haven't seen the sermon uh well the straight bible

00:49:51.360 that matt did yesterday where he's talking about it's the it's pretty much the end of the sermon

00:49:56.920 on the mount he's talking about how jesus fulfills the law and the law is like an acorn but jesus

00:50:04.400 is the tree because the acorn is perfect within itself the same way a seed is perfect but it's

00:50:09.220 not grown it has not come to full maturity so that's kind of it's the same idea as what i'm

00:50:15.580 looking at here but anyway the point is that i don't know i was baptized before i didn't know

00:50:20.920 i didn't know that much but now i know a lot more and it's really like strengthened my understanding

00:50:25.920 so i was like all right so should i does that count well this this um i i do want to elaborate

00:50:31.980 a little bit more on this enoch thing because it has this this conversation has continued where i

00:50:37.740 see people in the space saying one thing and instead of going in their comments i'm more like

00:50:42.060 posting a thing you know like kind of a rebuttal because it's not just one person that's you know

00:50:49.180 engaging with this sentiment so i'm not going to engage with everybody i'm going to make a post but

00:50:52.220 i said because some people have said believing in false uh you know fallen angels mating with women

00:50:58.380 makes it more about the Nephilim and the fallen angels than it is about your own sin,

00:51:02.280 which I think is false equivalency we talked about in the last show.

00:51:05.220 And then also this idea that it leads to Gnosticism, I don't think that that's inherently true either.

00:51:10.200 So I said, I think it's a false equivalency to suggest that believing in fallen angels

00:51:14.760 and that they hybridize with human women automatically means you believe that that data point is more important

00:51:20.260 than the fact that we're all sinners and saved by grace.

00:51:23.380 Nothing should detract from the fact that the Son of the Living God came and died for our sins

00:51:27.060 so that we might be saved by grace that salvation is given freely uh and then we are told to go and

00:51:33.220 sin no more right still reserves as wrong they are all connected right i i i do think they're

00:51:39.420 all connected um wait wait what what i'm saying here or what we just said before about all the

00:51:43.920 well he's agreeing with you i i think okay all right because uh because people what what we're 0.99

00:51:48.240 talking about here is people differentiating so they're saying oh no no this narrative is stupid 0.96

00:51:53.060 and you clinging on to it is saying one or the other. 0.99

00:51:55.600 It's like, no, no, no.

00:51:56.560 They go together.

00:51:57.600 Yeah.

00:51:58.000 As a matter of fact, you're incomplete because you're missing this thing.

00:52:01.720 Right.

00:52:02.220 Purposefully missing it.

00:52:03.260 But it's not a salvation issue.

00:52:04.860 No, but it becomes an issue with guys like Daniel versus Babylon

00:52:09.740 because he, whenever I, like, check in on him, 0.93

00:52:14.480 it's like he's a dude that I never fucking liked.

00:52:16.820 I remember that very early, yeah. 0.99

00:52:18.800 Yeah, I was like, this guy's a wanker, literal wanker. 0.95

00:52:21.380 i'm starting to understand why but like there is this like orthodox or traditionalist approach that 0.96

00:52:27.040 he's taking to what he's saying and he is garnering his flock with his uh you know anime emoji and

00:52:32.940 he's doing whatever he's doing i don't know listen i don't know what that that thing is i i never

00:52:36.980 understood it uh it's gay i think it's a i don't know if it's a i don't want to say something

00:52:42.160 that's not true i think it's like a crypto currency thing what he's doing there yeah i

00:52:48.780 believe it's called remelia and i don't understand it at all truthfully i've made no effort to

00:52:53.920 understand it but there is like a whole bunch of people that use that style profile picture 0.52

00:52:59.400 i fuck with a lot of them but i don't understand what any of it means uh but it just doesn't

00:53:04.200 resonate with me if it is crypto that explains a lot because crypto has just never done anything 0.99

00:53:07.600 for me it's one of those things that like i'm it's just beyond my desire to understand it's 0.97

00:53:12.180 called a lolly avatar i don't know i don't know what the fuck i don't know it's just gay oh well 0.98

00:53:17.580 So I went on to say our sin is one of the few things that are in our control and should be our priority after salvation. 0.99

00:53:25.280 So after we accept Jesus Christ as our Lord and Savior and we have salvation, then it should be working on this go and sin no more.

00:53:33.580 I said the Nephilim just helped to make sense of the multitude, use multitude, of supernatural, occult, and mythological things.

00:53:41.000 I also don't think that entertaining these theories puts you in the same box as Masons and Joseph Smith.

00:53:45.360 We talked about that. Nick Hinton posted something about that. I said, I believe in John 1, 1, which I believe is the one where it talks about that that God is the word. Right. And then in and I also believe John 1, 14, it talks about Jesus Christ is the word made flesh. Right.

00:54:06.200 I said, the fallen do nothing to detract from this. 0.95

00:54:09.200 The Nephilim do nothing to detract from this, right?

00:54:12.020 That doesn't do anything to that fundamental thing there.

00:54:15.040 I said, I don't buy the idea that it means that I'm Gnostic. 0.99

00:54:17.580 The demiurge is fake and gay. 0.98

00:54:19.200 This is not a prison planet. 0.98

00:54:20.900 These theories also do not detract from the Great Commission, right?

00:54:24.280 So I do my best to make my work point back to the son of the living God of the line of David who came and humbled himself as a servant and overcame death.

00:54:32.020 And then I said, I'm not mad if you're skeptical of the fallen Nephilim narrative. I'm also not mad if you flat out don't believe in it because it has no effect on your salvation. But these people, I think, are just dealing with a different set of data points. And I have a bunch of data points that when I plug this thing in, all of them suddenly connect to one another in a way that fits so nicely. Until it fails me, I'm going to continue plugging it in over and over again.

00:54:56.940 And it's like everything that we, like I saw Daniel versus Babylon say something about like the aliens are not Nephilim. 1.00

00:55:03.800 They're just fake and gay, Freemasonic shit. 0.99

00:55:08.080 And like you said, kind of some things that I was like, what you said doesn't really make sense. 1.00

00:55:12.860 But what I can concede is like maybe this demonic, if it is what Enoch says, the disembodied spirit of the Nephilim are demons.

00:55:20.380 If that's what it is, maybe they're actually not so much of a part of this as you might imagine.

00:55:25.340 but where do you think the idea of hybridizing and creating you know non-human biologics you know

00:55:31.640 if these really are fake automatons that are created by free freemasons and i know he's being 0.93

00:55:36.240 a little bit um of a bitch fantastic hey uh why why is donald trump this is something that we 0.80

00:55:41.920 talked about a long time ago but why why did he open up the government uh government ivf program 0.98

00:55:48.040 where like that's been open for a while now and i mean besides the fact that they're using it to

00:55:52.420 sell baby boys to gay men what else are you doing with that yeah this is yeah and and it's like

00:55:57.240 where did that come from where did all that knowledge come from because as far as i'm looking 0.87

00:56:01.500 it looks like it came from the fallen there's so many they were doing yeah exactly what they were

00:56:06.620 doing there's so many instances to point back to that suggest that that's the case either that or

00:56:11.260 we're dealing with something entirely new under the sun which i don't buy i don't think that

00:56:16.160 there's anything new bizarre it's such a bizarre stance to like be against be strongly against when

00:56:21.740 the Bible is translated very clearly as this and if you don't want to look at

00:56:25.060 the Bible you can go ahead and just look at your everyday life and if you don't

00:56:28.160 want to look at your everyday life you can go look at all the mythologies and

00:56:31.100 religions around it that all point back to the same thing right and you can say 0.98

00:56:34.700 that those are gay but then you'll also have to say that the Bible's gay because

00:56:37.760 the Bible's talking about this same thing I just like well then they go it's 1.00

00:56:40.580 not talking about the same thing it is now you're a fucking retard see that's 0.99

00:56:44.220 what the same thing if you say it's not the same thing now these things exist on 0.99

00:56:48.440 an island and have no relation to biblical events and that they're just fabrications these

00:56:52.700 mythologies and things like that here's what i'm gonna say good luck to you and the people that 0.93

00:56:57.020 you're leading because that's exactly what this guy's doing with this fucking anime profile 0.80

00:57:00.740 picture which i just looked up what lolly is and it's nothing good it's like the depiction of young 0.96

00:57:04.720 anime girls oftentimes in a weird manner is that what it is well let's go no i know what i've heard

00:57:10.400 the expression we've talked about it on on time i'm not gonna i'm not saying that he's doing that

00:57:14.100 but is that what that profile profile picture of a young looking girl usually and that's it's i

00:57:20.740 don't know what his is it's a girl or guy but how it's perceived is uh depends heavily on the tone

00:57:25.080 and depiction of the image it's uh it's usually problematic because it's associated with sexual

00:57:30.240 depictions of underage looking characters this is what that and again i don't know what this guy's 0.97

00:57:35.040 doing but i do think that he's where are you getting that from i looked it up on fucking

00:57:39.580 chat gbt but that's what that's what that means that's interesting yeah yeah i mean i i look at 0.97

00:57:43.760 his account outside of this this disagreement i don't really have a problem with the shit that 0.58

00:57:47.960 he posts i think it's great he posts a lot of scripture and everything and like you know i've 0.90

00:57:51.460 never had a problem with them i see a lot of other people have problems with them it just so happens

00:57:54.840 that those people are people that i strongly dislike yeah um i'm not going to say their names

00:57:59.740 because i don't even want to give them any kind of but there are people that think that we're 0.97

00:58:03.280 fucking feds and shills and all this other crazy shit and they don't exist in our own sphere of 0.95

00:58:09.420 awareness anymore because we've blocked them a long time ago but every once in a while i'll be 1.00

00:58:13.000 like what are these faggots up to and they're just hounding this dude hounding him hounding him 1.00

00:58:16.840 hounding him and i go yeah you know whatever just because they think he's gay no no i know 1.00

00:58:21.120 well listen what i'm saying is that he is garnering he's garnering a following and he

00:58:26.200 has people that he's talking to and these people are not going to know where to put things when

00:58:29.640 the time comes that's just simple as and that's the other thing too is like everything that i'm 0.98

00:58:34.300 looking at it arms me in a position to go when they start releasing fucking aliens i go fake 0.98

00:58:39.980 demonic bullshit yeah that's all that it's done is arm me to not fall for just that there's there's 0.99

00:58:45.440 going to be a lot more um oh yeah yeah i think so there's going to be a lot more that comes with 0.98

00:58:49.260 that and again it's if you're not like if you're not willing to look at this you're just behind 0.68

00:58:53.380 the ball and if you're also going to call me stupid for just just reading a simple translation 1.00

00:58:57.360 of the bible well then i'm going to say fuck you dog let's keep reading elohim's story all right 1.00

00:59:02.680 he got baptized oddly enough our church lost the records so we're able to do it together and now 0.99

00:59:08.420 this is where it gets interesting the date was set and we were prepared to take the next step

00:59:13.300 we fasted the day before in preparation and the morning of the baptism we both suddenly got

00:59:18.120 migraines like never before i thought maybe it was from the fasting but it wasn't that

00:59:22.700 i had fasted before this and for both of us experienced the same excruciating migraine was

00:59:28.220 completely out of the blue to top it off our car battery died damn and there was a shooting at the

00:59:34.500 gas station by the entrance to our apartments that's not cool that morning felt like every

00:59:40.340 hurdle set for us was an opportunity to give up and not follow through

00:59:44.000 we both looked at each other and had the same thought the devil's working overtime to deter

00:59:51.720 us from making this leap so we sucked it up and managed to make it to the church five minutes

00:59:56.680 late but we made it at this point the migraine was so intense i had a hard time just changing

01:00:02.480 out of my clothes when i stepped in the water i could feel as if the migraine vanished in an

01:00:06.940 instant wow that's crazy i was in complete shock like a switch was flipped as if i had never it

01:00:14.020 had never happened once i came out the water the euphoric feeling was something i can't explain

01:00:19.140 i just knew that whatever that had a hold of us fled that instant i'll always remember this

01:00:25.140 vividly uh i'll always remember vividly this experience the day that i accepted jesus christ

01:00:31.060 as my lord and savior it's crazy to even hear myself say that as i thought it was corny and

01:00:36.920 gay to say it yeah right yeah yeah it doesn't by the way it doesn't feel that way anymore

01:00:41.880 um as cringe as i used to think it would feel to make such a declaration that's gone 0.99

01:00:48.820 it used to be something that i was like ah fucking it just sounds those words altogether 0.95

01:00:55.660 yeah yeah yeah but but not anymore it's not like that no more good yeah we're changing we're taking 0.96

01:01:01.400 it back we're taking it back it's crazy to even hear myself say that as i've always thought it

01:01:06.960 was corny and gay to say but all right being a new christian has been challenging to say the least

01:01:11.840 and i'm still learning every day thank you top david and matt with three t's i feel like i've

01:01:17.280 learned more about the gospel having found you guys i'll forever be grateful for y'all and what 0.71

01:01:22.220 you do this is my church nds and all the dangerous retards much love god bless adrian aka elohim 0.99

01:01:29.840 fuck yeah elo elo are you in the chat you son of a bitch the one time you're not in the chat 1.00

01:01:34.740 one time you're always in the chat dude hey sent the email and then you fucking dipped out i love 1.00

01:01:39.340 you elo wow that's gay stop saying that to people hey i think what we should do is we should take a 1.00

01:01:44.020 little break oh i gotta make a pp okay i'm trying to find some covered in uke right now oh there it 0.99

01:01:49.460 and then um when we come back we got some oh there he is what's up dude oh that's right yeah

01:01:55.480 we made fun of him for being old he was there um and then uh oh nice he's got higher he's got higher

01:02:02.620 on here oh from creed yeah dude this is awesome excellent and we're gonna make this big so this

01:02:08.120 might actually give us a copy no i don't think so not if he's singing it oh whatever so um when we

01:02:14.320 come back we're gonna open a package and if we have some time left we might get into uh another

01:02:18.840 email. Excellent. Okay.

01:02:20.980 Let's check out our baby boy toad. Here we go.

01:02:22.660 Let's go. Sing to us.

01:02:26.820 They always start off the same.

01:02:28.140 Oh, that's funny.

01:02:48.840 At sunrise, I fight to stay asleep because I don't want to leave the comfort of this place.

01:03:02.840 Cause there's a hunger, a longing to escape from the life I live when I'm away. 0.95

01:03:15.840 So let's go then, let's make our escape, come on, let's go then, let's ask can we stand, can you take me higher, to a place where blind men see them.

01:03:43.060 Can you take me higher, to a place with golden streets? 0.92

01:03:56.600 Although I would like a world to change, it helps me to appreciate those nights and those dreams.

01:04:07.740 But my friend, I'd sacrifice all those nights

01:04:14.880 If I could make the earth and my dreams the same

01:04:20.620 The only difference is

01:04:27.500 To let love replace all I hate

01:04:33.700 So let's go then

01:04:37.620 Let's make our escape, come on, let's go then

01:04:43.760 Let's ask, can we stay, can you take me higher 1.00

01:04:53.280 To a place where blind men see 0.99

01:05:00.840 Can you take me higher 1.00

01:05:06.300 Oh, he's off, right?

01:05:09.540 To a place with golden streets

01:05:14.540 Yeah, he's way off.

01:05:15.540 He's off.

01:05:16.540 So let's go then.

01:05:17.540 Okay, he's getting back.

01:05:18.540 Let's go then.

01:05:19.540 Oh, no.

01:05:20.540 See, he starts too early then.

01:05:21.540 It's crazy.

01:05:22.540 Come on, let's go then.

01:05:23.540 It's crazy.

01:05:24.540 It's interesting.

01:05:25.540 Let's ask, can we stand?

01:05:30.540 Can you take me higher?

01:05:32.540 Like, that's what you're supposed to...

01:05:34.540 pitchiness is fine it's just the time it's just autism um yeah you think that's what it is yeah

01:05:49.580 yeah because he's reading he's reading the chord charts that's a problem so like uh he's not

01:05:54.120 feeling it he's reading it he's reading it and it'll have like right above the word it'll have

01:05:58.400 where the chord is what the chord is and he plays it right there no matter what doesn't care what

01:06:03.640 it says because like if it says g overtake i am going to change that chord and sing that word

01:06:08.920 and it's like no no they're just getting it close enough to you you know like you're supposed to

01:06:13.060 look at the chords and say okay that's what's played yeah but yeah also it's like you know

01:06:17.800 how the song goes you know how it goes you know how the rhythm is and how it all this is how it's 0.81

01:06:22.360 written david and we're gonna fucking do how it's written that's fine i respect i respect the hell 0.80

01:06:26.660 out of it it was just a little bit it's just it was the timing he was killing it as far as as far 0.91

01:06:30.500 as you know the voice and everything it was just you know oh hey nancy's here nancy where have you

01:06:34.820 been nancy you're gonna talk to us now all right fine don't talk we're not talking until nancy talks

01:06:45.060 hello where have you been around good to know so so we have a a box here um

01:06:57.140 Kentucky. It's from Kentucky.

01:06:59.420 It says High Water...

01:07:00.600 It's from Jed, I think. Saloon.

01:07:03.140 He writes like a bit of an asshole. 1.00

01:07:06.520 He does. 1.00

01:07:07.100 It looks cool, but I'm surprised it got here.

01:07:09.140 It makes it so it's illegible.

01:07:12.080 Wait, is that the other...

01:07:13.100 We have another box, too. 1.00

01:07:15.780 Oh, shit, yeah. 1.00

01:07:16.840 We got two gifts. We got two boxes. 1.00

01:07:18.260 All right, let's open up these boxes.

01:07:20.340 This show is like, if you're listening to it,

01:07:22.180 there's no value. There's zero value for people

01:07:24.260 listening. You're just hanging out.

01:07:25.340 yeah yeah yeah so um i don't even have a knife on me today i have a gun but i'm not gonna shoot

01:07:29.000 this i got i got my keys i'll shoot it with this so apparently there's three things in here one's

01:07:33.680 for matt but he has a real heavy spirit because of the things that i've been saying about him so

01:07:36.680 he left um damn we lost like 15 people uh oh while we were playing to toad yeah that's all right 0.99

01:07:42.600 what are you gonna do fuck him so does nancy know about the whole matt beef does she understand 1.00

01:07:46.500 what's happening oh she saw the clip what'd you think about that clip nance which one the one 1.00

01:07:51.860 where uh matt is just manically looking at the chat manically yes i i've seen it is he mad so

01:07:59.220 do you think that i'm overreacting when i go ovaries ovary acting when i go uh don't do that 1.00

01:08:06.660 yes i think so too fuck you nancy and fuck me too say fuck me fuck you stupid 1.00

01:08:16.080 I forgot your name for a second 1.00

01:08:17.780 But I do like how upset David gets about it

01:08:20.600 It's not that I'm upset

01:08:22.800 I'm just disappointed

01:08:23.780 He's disappointed with Matt

01:08:25.540 So

01:08:26.220 Oh, he got it, baby

01:08:30.140 I ripped the whole side of it open

01:08:31.340 Oh, okay, there's a note

01:08:33.180 Another note, can you read it? 1.00

01:08:34.900 It says, just a bunch of dumb shit for the studio 1.00

01:08:37.920 And some schwag from our newly opened bar 1.00

01:08:41.480 Oh

01:08:41.980 Keep 1.00

01:08:42.740 Oh, wait, this is from fucking 0.99

01:08:44.740 Heffalum 1.00

01:08:45.600 I fucking love heffalumps. She's the shit. This isn't even the one that I thought other ones down there. Yeah, okay, cool 1.00

01:08:55.320 Top Raven even a mad heffalumps you write like an asshole. Hey, well, heffa's a girl. Why is she a girl? 1.00

01:09:04.120 Oh, there's a smiley face on a smiley face. Heffa's the fucking best dude. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. We'll open that one up next 0.99

01:09:10.960 so we got a nice card here

01:09:12.960 and Matt's not here so he's not gonna you dude very nice dude can we remove

01:09:25.200 these no okay but it says blap blap blap on the back we're gonna pop this up 0.94

01:09:29.640 and this has got to live here fuck this guy no he's got to come down and that's 0.99

01:09:36.120 gotta go up look at that have a look at that hope today is a real wiener is what 0.99

01:09:41.820 it says thank you heffa that's wonderful uh here let's see what else is in the box is there anything

01:09:47.560 for me of course is i think there's things for all of us in here excellent should we let's just

01:09:53.200 open mass gift by the way there is a likelihood that we're gonna go and do a uh brohemian grove

01:10:00.060 at this bar heffa has been offering this location up kentucky and we're just uh you know we're just

01:10:05.040 scared about like how laborious will that be to take this show on the road um amy's the best

01:10:10.800 where's amy toad has the voice oh top has the voice of it you do have a really wonderful voice 0.94

01:10:15.980 um okay this is what is this oh barbecue flavored potato chips let's fucking go all right this is

01:10:24.060 nice i think that's for david well no that's not why we can share i think they've been beat to 0.90

01:10:28.680 i think they've been half eaten it looks like a bag feels like it's been deflated which tells

01:10:33.500 me there's probably a hole in it but i will eat them anyway oh that's great they're called grippies

01:10:39.220 Oh, you got that grippy 0.99

01:10:40.860 That's a fucking little tower gang callback 0.99

01:10:43.200 Very nice 1.00

01:10:44.140 Grippy's barbecue flavored potato chips

01:10:46.860 Very cool

01:10:47.820 See, the gifts don't have to be expensive 0.99

01:10:51.960 This shit is cool 1.00

01:10:52.860 No, you can just give us whatever the fuck you got 1.00

01:10:54.920 Laying around 1.00

01:10:55.400 Emotional support hot dogs

01:10:58.880 Where do you find such a thing?

01:11:00.360 I don't know, but I'm grateful for them

01:11:02.680 I had hot dogs for dinner last night

01:11:04.280 I really can't have them anymore

01:11:07.000 I know, I heard

01:11:07.760 Because they make me burp and fart

01:11:09.080 yeah yeah and it smells like sulfur make me burping fart they do make me burping fart these

01:11:14.820 are wonderful uh emotional support hot dogs i love those are excellent look at these are great

01:11:20.340 very nice let's see there's more stuff in here there's more things oh there's a crown royal bag

01:11:24.980 but it's got no whiskey in it it's just the bag smells i don't know why i smelled it what's in

01:11:30.040 here what's this oh some cozies for our for our things huh and maybe even some stickers the high 0.91

01:11:36.340 water saloon in melbourne uh kentucky hell yeah check it out fucking cool yeah let's 0.57

01:11:44.200 let we'll slap those stickers up here i like this this is nice what are the nice things

01:11:49.100 that we get where can i put i'll figure out where we're gonna put it we'll put it up for

01:11:52.360 sure don't give them back to me um oh bendable friends it's a dreidel and a yama i mean uh

01:11:59.720 not a yarmulke uh a dreidel and a menorah a dreidel and a menorah poseable jewish idols

01:12:07.140 fantastic i love this it's it's nora the menorah and spinny the dreidel for ages three and up

01:12:15.000 ages three and up thank you so much heffa these are this is the best stuff uh and then we've got

01:12:21.420 some cozies for our cup a little high water saloon that's cool we're definitely going to use these

01:12:26.460 And another one

01:12:29.160 This one's camo

01:12:29.900 It's got their flamingos on it

01:12:32.660 I'm a big fan of the flamingo

01:12:33.740 This is interesting

01:12:34.860 Whoa!

01:12:36.840 This is so cool

01:12:38.500 Is this chat? Is it real?

01:12:40.940 Hold on

01:12:41.200 What is that?

01:12:44.020 It's a cryptid noise machine

01:12:46.240 That's a unicorn 1.00

01:12:48.760 Oh, the Mongolian death worm 1.00

01:12:51.300 That's cool, dude 1.00

01:12:54.540 Mothman

01:12:56.020 that's the wings of the moth 1.00

01:13:00.440 okay mothman shut the fuck up 1.00

01:13:03.360 mothman is lengthy 0.99

01:13:04.300 mothman is really trying to steal the show here 0.99

01:13:06.380 the fuck is it still going for 0.99

01:13:10.960 Jersey Devil 1.00

01:13:12.280 that's cool let me see that 0.98

01:13:16.520 how fucking cool is that man 0.81

01:13:18.620 where does one find a thing like this 0.98

01:13:20.100 I don't know

01:13:20.900 this is just the greatest day of my life

01:13:24.920 gator man gator man i never knew that was a thing i like this little disco ball

01:13:31.120 we can figure out a little place for that and then we have another high water saloon

01:13:36.500 pin what a great day nice what a wonderful day in the neighborhood i oh wait there's

01:13:41.980 something else in here we should have music we should have music to open up gifts to

01:13:46.340 i can't wait until they get the box of spiders

01:13:50.080 i think that's it from uh i'll tell you what uh heffalumps not enough stuff over next time

01:13:57.640 make make it more stuff man that was great what a wonderful what a wonderful time you have another

01:14:03.380 box we have another box we have another box let's open this one i think this one has something in

01:14:07.040 it for matt but it doesn't matter hold on keep vamping i want to see if i can find uh some music

01:14:11.140 for opening gifts yeah let's say okay opening check in with the chat raven likes flamingos

01:14:16.280 gay confirmed i used to have a flamingo uh hawaiian shirt and it just got a little ratty and old and

01:14:23.240 and so it doesn't uh that sounds like christmas music i don't know if you guys can hear that no

01:14:29.760 you guys can't hear that that's christmas music well what do you think this is dog this is like

01:14:33.440 I like it.

01:14:35.500 Nancy, can you hear it?

01:14:37.420 I can.

01:14:39.160 All right.

01:14:41.140 Here we go. 0.99

01:14:41.900 Opening some shit from the listeners of this show. 0.99

01:14:47.920 This is from... 0.99

01:14:49.000 Send a stuff 1552 Bella Cruz Drive.

01:14:56.340 The standard coffee shop slash casino slash fabrication shop slash NDS.

01:15:03.440 studios

01:15:04.320 my mom got you that shirt

01:15:07.960 hey it's my wife oh wait hold on

01:15:10.160 oh 1.00

01:15:12.220 that one doesn't work for me 1.00

01:15:13.420 my wife oh well 0.61

01:15:15.920 we gotta fix that yeah we definitely gotta fix that 0.95

01:15:17.920 I don't know both of these people are using 0.87

01:15:19.960 fucking crazy tape 0.98

01:15:21.280 I love this is supposed to be 0.99

01:15:24.340 fucking NDS Chronicles 0.98

01:15:26.160 but it's our show and we don't 0.99

01:15:28.040 give a fuck and we're gonna do whatever we 0.99

01:15:30.120 want to and you're gonna suffer 1.00

01:15:31.980 through it cause you're retarded. 1.00

01:15:35.360 Yeah, I feel bad. 1.00

01:15:36.200 There's some people in there that want us to read.

01:15:38.460 What did you take? What did you pack this with?

01:15:40.360 I don't know. It's a very... You want a gun?

01:15:42.200 You want a gun to open that? 0.99

01:15:43.720 Hit it with your purse. 1.00

01:15:46.800 Ah, he's not gonna have the fuckers. 1.00

01:15:48.720 Okay. So there's 0.99

01:15:50.000 three things in that one, and they're supposed to be

01:15:52.180 one for you, one for

01:15:54.160 me, one for...

01:15:55.880 One for me, one for you, one for who?

01:15:58.920 The other one's also for me.

01:16:00.560 For Schmatt? No, he doesn't.

01:16:01.980 It doesn't get anything.

01:16:03.120 It doesn't get anything but a heavy spirit.

01:16:05.480 Okay.

01:16:06.160 Well, I don't know which one.

01:16:07.400 Okay.

01:16:07.640 Is there a note?

01:16:08.400 Yeah, there's a note.

01:16:08.940 Oh, it's lengthy.

01:16:10.240 Let's go ahead and put this on.

01:16:11.480 Go ahead.

01:16:12.020 Yeah.

01:16:12.700 What's good, boys?

01:16:14.060 What's good?

01:16:14.660 That's a symbol of my appreciation for your hard work.

01:16:16.840 Here's some trinkets.

01:16:18.420 As you will soon find out, David in the sculpture is not in the studio.

01:16:24.220 In the sculpture is not in the studio.

01:16:26.700 David, and it says David in parentheses, in the sculpture, not in the studio, is without sword.

01:16:31.980 what's that mean is this coded language it was sand sword when purchased sand sword when purchased

01:16:37.980 i don't know what this is is this like activation like a maturian candidate thing you just said

01:16:42.780 this is from by the way uh i think this what is that that's for you is that for me no way hold on

01:16:50.140 let me go find this guy in our dms this is jeb um bear the name on patreon shout out to bear the

01:16:59.580 name i don't know what this is it's christmas what'd you get i don't know i don't want to i'm

01:17:09.140 scared now oh shit oh the sword i see he's supposed to have a sword yeah he's supposed to have a sword 0.92

01:17:16.020 but it is literally uh david going to cut the head off of a dead goliath says no weapon formed 0.99

01:17:24.880 against you shall prosper isaiah 54 17 that's dope i think we could probably uh because it's

01:17:32.700 got a little hole we could uh print the sword 3d print the sword how dope is that this thing is 0.99

01:17:38.720 old this is actually old as fuck it stinks does it in a good way though in a good way it smells 0.99

01:17:44.920 like it's just been around for a while that's fucking cool man thank you very cool that's what 0.99

01:17:50.860 meant David. It's not for me. David 0.94

01:17:52.820 doesn't have a sword.

01:17:55.200 I figured you boys would have a good time

01:17:56.780 fabricating a huge sword. Fuck yeah, 1.00

01:17:58.920 dude. It was Goliath after all, 1.00

01:18:00.820 either by Danny's three, but don't fucking 0.99

01:18:02.840 dox me. You've been doxed, dude. 0.99

01:18:05.300 I don't know where the fuck we put this thing. 0.96

01:18:06.540 Or David's metalworking. A contest, perhaps. 0.96

01:18:09.720 I might be able to make

01:18:10.760 something. I would need... David might cut his

01:18:12.680 fingers off trying to make a sword. No, I just

01:18:14.700 have a grinding wheel 0.97

01:18:16.560 and a cutoff wheel and shit like that. 0.96

01:18:18.680 I can cut something out and polish it

01:18:20.700 down and make a sword out of that i think yeah it would actually be pretty easy and fun and maybe

01:18:25.000 maybe worth doing also for the biblical hats that is for top to decide since no one gives

01:18:30.540 i'm gonna dox myself again anything i am giving him the decision as to whom gets which one hat

01:18:36.500 i like that there's hats yeah one for me one for david and hell yeah one for matt i hope you guys

01:18:42.700 enjoy we still get more stuff there's four gifts in here what a wonderful day three biblical hats 0.98

01:18:48.900 Oh, fuck yeah, dude 0.99

01:18:50.300 I'm gonna choose my favorite 0.99

01:18:51.500 What? Oh, you fucking asshole 1.00

01:18:53.740 Well, tell us which one there are first 1.00

01:18:55.900 We have a James 219 0.98

01:18:58.340 That's for Matt

01:18:59.120 Why? I don't like the gray

01:19:01.020 Okay, that's for Matt

01:19:02.140 We have a Thief in the Night, that one's mine

01:19:04.880 That's a banger 0.82

01:19:05.520 Very nice, I like that one

01:19:08.720 We have another blue one

01:19:11.180 Amos 518, let me see what that is

01:19:13.500 Here, go ahead and put that on and read it

01:19:15.020 Okay, is that a blue one?

01:19:16.100 Yeah 0.99

01:19:16.340 yeah old newspaper fuck yeah dude look at this look at this ill-fitting hat 0.99

01:19:23.600 hold on a second amos what is what does my head say 518 dude what uh bro who's that from 0.99

01:19:32.840 dude that's from uh dude where's my car amos 518 yep yep yep let me let me actually open 0.90

01:19:39.700 this up a little bit this is a little too i got a big ass head woe unto you that desire the day 0.99

01:19:43.500 of the lord to what end is it for you the day of the lord is darkness and not light oh shit that's 0.99

01:19:49.600 fucking heavy goes heavy that's heavy as shit bro yeah damn that's maybe i should be wearing 1.00

01:19:54.740 this i'm kind of an asshole sometimes be thinking about how cool it would be james 219 says you 1.00

01:20:00.980 believe that there is one god good even the demons believe that in shutter damn that's a banger it's 0.99

01:20:06.480 a banger you might want to take that one banger bro all right let me see what i want to see how 0.96

01:20:10.940 that one fits yeah yeah yeah that one fits better give Matt lice yeah they all smell funny all this

01:20:20.240 stuff does what's up with this huh why does it smell funny I like all right let's let's uh should

01:20:24.640 we it's 120 should we end it or should we read what does that mean top of the hat is hilarious

01:20:28.880 and it's a little bit funny I like I think I look all right in a hat perhaps he says yes we have

01:20:36.920 some more uh some more submissions uh nancy did you do your job nancy oh strange visitor during

01:20:43.340 a blizzard we read that we read that there's stuff in there there's stuff in there well

01:20:50.300 why don't you look there there have been things in there for a very long time you always ask me

01:20:56.940 if i did my job and then you look in there there's stuff in there and you keep saying

01:21:02.980 that there's no stuff in there and i keep deleting them because they're from like a year and a half

01:21:09.460 ago are you gonna dress like a geisha for bohemian grove no no come on now you haven't even you said

01:21:17.700 you were gonna think about it she thought about it i i thought about it why don't we put a let's

01:21:29.380 do a thing in the chat. We're going to do

01:21:31.000 a poll.

01:21:33.460 Let's read this one here.

01:21:34.480 Media assets?

01:21:35.640 How do you do it?

01:21:37.760 I'm willing to do something.

01:21:39.680 I just don't know.

01:21:41.160 I don't know what that means, Nancy. This one says,

01:21:43.360 Hey, assholes. It's one page. I don't think we've read 1.00

01:21:45.460 this, huh?

01:21:48.160 That sounds familiar.

01:21:49.840 From 2012 to 2014,

01:21:52.420 I lived in southern

01:21:53.480 Illinois, and I frequently hiked through

01:21:55.320 the state parks, such as Garden of the Gods

01:21:57.500 in the giant city skate park okay during that time i was heavily interested in the ufo topic

01:22:04.580 and was an avid follower of dr stephen greer practiced early ce5 protocols while meditating

01:22:10.400 in these state parks beginning around late 2013 guys one for yes two for no go ahead and sound

01:22:18.260 open that poll i experienced a series of events which could only be described as paranormal in

01:22:23.660 nature one on more than one occasion i can remember waking up mid-fall approximately one 0.88

01:22:29.500 to two feet above my bed before falling asleep upon landing what the hell shit one morning i 0.63

01:22:36.180 had woken after a night of rather unpleasant dreams and discovered a series of small circular 0.96

01:22:41.360 bruises in a grid-like pattern in the upper bicep portion of my right arm the bruises were not

01:22:46.820 painful and dissipated after a day or so that's like you hear that's that a lot kind of a

01:22:52.340 like implantation stories and things like that the grid thing where do you put those stories

01:22:57.160 david when people have actual physical implants or uh marks like you know l.a marzulli is he's 0.94

01:23:03.860 like yeah we talked to a guy and we took something out of his butt and it was like a piece of rice

01:23:08.940 and i'm holding something from outer space it's the size of a grain of rice right but it was 0.94

01:23:13.480 right well or maybe it was even like some sort of silicon or something like that but what do

01:23:19.800 you think this is like like uh vanessa came in with that hairy yeah i didn't like that what the

01:23:25.100 were we looking at uh what do you think do you believe that stuff or i believe the implants

01:23:30.320 thing i think likely what's happening there is um it's a conductive substance and either it's

01:23:38.260 conductive conducting frequency in the nature of uh telepathic communication so if you have this

01:23:44.000 thing in there you're a little bit easier to communicate with um or it is conducting the the 0.75

01:23:50.520 same sort of uh radio waves or frequency waves that a gps would use so they're tracking you um

01:23:57.120 you think it's a government aspect or more of a well i think i think it's kind of one of these 0.97

01:24:01.740 like why not both i mean obviously aliens are fake and gay um but it's you know something that 0.64

01:24:08.100 i think the technology i think that it's if it's implanted it's implanted by people yeah i would 0.77

01:24:14.740 say you know outside of something that i don't really know of i would imagine yeah every time

01:24:22.480 you've got an implant in you it's been done by people now where the information came from

01:24:28.300 to implant frequency conducting you know materials into a into a human being where that information

01:24:35.300 came from i think it's a demonic realm i think it's it's channeled you know like channeled

01:24:39.960 information um but i think if you've got it in you you probably were part of some program that

01:24:46.680 is like very mk ultra-esque and if you did see anything you probably did see something it might

01:24:52.700 have been like a genuine uh biomechanical entity or maybe you know something i don't think there's

01:24:57.880 any shortage of chimeric monstrosities that they've created in labs and then work in tandem

01:25:03.160 with yeah you know so i think if you saw something like yeah you probably saw something very real

01:25:07.540 and it might not even be an isolated thing it's not like they have one autonomous hideous creature

01:25:13.120 that they're working with this thing might be a little bit beyond autonomous and there might be

01:25:17.760 a shit ton of the like out there you know but i don't think that it operates isolated i think it

01:25:25.840 operates in tandem with human beings i would agree with that i'd say yeah so the physical

01:25:30.000 implantation human beings but the technology in which you're implanted with now probably has an

01:25:34.820 interface yes also i want to just make this noise real quick which one was that's the yeti oh that's 0.98

01:25:42.380 hell yeah yeah yeah it is dude it's fucking like a painful man it's not good 0.93

01:25:46.640 there were numerous nights where i experienced what i later learned is called sleep paralysis 0.98

01:25:53.300 there where i would wake awake in the middle of the night being unable to move or speak

01:25:59.180 On these occasions, the best I could muster would have been a hoarse screeching noise.

01:26:03.340 Oh, wait, we have that.

01:26:05.960 Uh.

01:26:08.140 Nope.

01:26:08.780 Yeah, I guess that's it, huh?

01:26:09.580 That's close enough.

01:26:10.300 That's good enough.

01:26:11.580 Oh, wait, wait.

01:26:13.580 That's a unicorn.

01:26:14.720 That's clearly a unicorn.

01:26:16.220 Yeah, definitely a unicorn.

01:26:17.160 No other accompanying phenomena had occurred on these incidents at that point.

01:26:22.520 Upon waking and experiencing the sleep paralysis, I quickly fall back asleep.

01:26:26.760 The final incident occurred in the early months of 2014, where I had awoken in the middle of the night, finding myself experiencing sleep paralysis.

01:26:35.520 On this occasion, my bedside lamp was on, and the room was illuminated.

01:26:39.760 To the left of my bed, I observed a being approximately 5 feet tall, wearing what I can only describe as a brown paper bag over its head. 1.00

01:26:47.420 The fuck? 0.99

01:26:48.200 With large, symmetrical black eye holes in the center. 1.00

01:26:52.040 That's weird. That's a new one.

01:26:54.660 That's strange. You haven't heard that one.

01:26:55.980 Huh.

01:26:56.760 By the way, we have a noise for the Flatwoods monster.

01:27:01.080 I don't know what that is.

01:27:02.120 It's really short.

01:27:02.660 I'm never going to press the Mothman again, though.

01:27:04.680 Yeah, that was like a 30.

01:27:05.900 That took like, yeah.

01:27:06.520 Hey, kid, got 30 minutes?

01:27:07.820 Yeah, to listen to the wings flap.

01:27:09.560 So what was this poll about? 1.00

01:27:11.460 Whether or not Nancy should dress as a geisha, and it looks like it's yes. 0.98

01:27:16.180 60-40. 0.96

01:27:17.700 55% yes.

01:27:18.880 Uh-oh.

01:27:19.100 45% no. 1.00

01:27:20.220 Well, Nancy just voted. 1.00

01:27:21.600 Uh-huh. 0.97

01:27:22.100 Yeah, that's what happened.

01:27:22.880 Well, Nancy, poll's over.

01:27:24.100 Sorry, Nance.

01:27:24.820 Looks like you got to do it. 1.00

01:27:26.760 no one's wearing what appeared to be what nothing fuck she just say to me hold on a second nancy 0.98

01:27:34.660 you know when you when you talk uh it has to be preceded by this noise 1.00

01:27:40.260 she's just not gonna she's gonna leave us it's crazy she didn't know that that was the amount 1.00

01:27:51.860 of disrespect she shows us she is very disrespectful won't dress like a geisha 0.89

01:27:55.320 for our event uh won't show us her apartment tell us her address will you help us put up uh sheets 0.89

01:28:02.500 yes okay that's good that's nice all right so the entity was wearing what appeared to be amber 0.99

01:28:12.140 colored wool textured long sleeve top and khaki colored pants the fuck i said dude with a with 0.98

01:28:18.860 the bag on his head yeah i couldn't see the hands or feet of the entity the limbs of the entity 0.99

01:28:23.020 appeared to be longer and more slender than that of a human being okay the entity seemed to be

01:28:28.420 focused on me and made no more no moves towards i noticed subtle movements about the entity which

01:28:34.960 i interpreted as a natural bodily movement associated with breathing i did attempt to

01:28:40.280 scream but i could only project a horse scream at best oh a horse scream that's definitely this one

01:28:45.540 that's right hooves and all yes during this time i sensed that i was in a panic but it

01:28:53.240 but was oddly calm nearing the end of this incident my left arm became free and i was 0.98

01:28:58.420 able to grab a hold of the right leg of the entity what the fuck damn the leg felt very 0.97

01:29:03.420 thin and bony with only a thin layer of tissue and muscle surrounding what would have been the thigh 0.98

01:29:08.540 Of this entity's leg

01:29:10.560 So you just straight up palm this thing's thigh

01:29:14.020 That's crazy 0.98

01:29:15.260 That's crazy work

01:29:16.640 So you're saying like

01:29:17.900 Yeah, that is crazy 0.99

01:29:19.180 That seems like something you could definitely fuck up 0.99

01:29:21.860 Oh, you snap it 0.99

01:29:23.060 Oh yeah, just give it a little squeeze

01:29:24.780 The entity made no attempt to resist

01:29:27.140 Then I realized that as I was holding it

01:29:29.640 It got harder and harder 0.76

01:29:31.040 Eventually a warm ejaculate material came out 0.89

01:29:34.360 And it was not actually its leg 0.99

01:29:36.060 But its wiener

01:29:37.140 I was able to slip away using everything was real slippery

01:29:40.100 It made no attempt to resist or use force against me

01:29:44.180 The incident concluded when I screamed Jesus help me

01:29:47.060 Either audibly or in my head I don't know

01:29:50.680 Okay

01:29:51.200 The event promptly concluded and I was instantly asleep

01:29:54.100 The series yeah that was it I mean well don't tell Albarino that

01:29:59.160 That's true well we don't know where that happened

01:30:01.420 Yeah could be in the astral could be in the physical

01:30:04.580 We'll define it

01:30:05.300 Not the spiritual

01:30:06.740 Man, that's not nice.

01:30:07.580 We're not going to do that.

01:30:10.980 You know which one that one was?

01:30:12.620 Dog Man.

01:30:13.500 Well, yeah.

01:30:14.440 Yeah?

01:30:14.740 Wolf Man?

01:30:15.200 Werewolf.

01:30:15.720 Okay.

01:30:16.000 Same thing.

01:30:16.620 Very nice.

01:30:16.980 It's weird that at some point we just went like, Dog Man.

01:30:18.940 It was the same thing with dinosaurs. 0.99

01:30:20.160 They fucking rebranded them. 0.99

01:30:21.340 Yeah. 0.99

01:30:21.620 They got feathers now. 0.91

01:30:22.520 First they had skin. 0.99

01:30:24.620 Fucking dragons. 0.99

01:30:25.380 They were dragons before. 1.00

01:30:26.300 Yeah, exactly.

01:30:26.880 Magic dragons?

01:30:28.940 Satanic band.

01:30:30.340 Don't like that.

01:30:30.980 Yeah. 1.00

01:30:31.200 They suck. 1.00

01:30:32.360 They have like some good songs, but one of them. 1.00

01:30:34.520 They're just like catchy, poppy bullshit. 0.98

01:30:36.760 Make Me a Believer, that one there. 1.00

01:30:38.640 Oh, that's interesting.

01:30:39.360 That one is like an ode to Satan when you listen to the lyrics.

01:30:41.760 It's kind of creepy.

01:30:42.880 My kids love that song.

01:30:43.460 They do that. 0.96

01:30:43.820 There's another song called, I think it's called Take Me to Church by Bastillion or some shit like that.

01:30:52.260 Yeah, yeah.

01:30:52.720 Or something with an H maybe.

01:30:54.140 When you listen to it, you're like, oh, this is all about the divine feminine. 0.77

01:30:56.840 Yeah. 0.97

01:30:57.200 Oh, it's creepy.

01:30:58.300 They're paying homage, and they do it really well.

01:31:00.580 They do.

01:31:01.080 It's a good song.

01:31:01.760 It sounds like a good song.

01:31:03.340 Catchy.

01:31:04.120 It is catchy.

01:31:04.780 The devil's catchy.

01:31:07.040 Wait, the behemoth doesn't work?

01:31:13.660 Nice.

01:31:14.560 There's a lot of buttons, by the way.

01:31:16.040 Four is 16 different animals on it.

01:31:18.780 Thank you so much, Hafa.

01:31:19.760 I didn't know that that was a realistic number.

01:31:22.420 That's a 16 cryptids.

01:31:23.920 The series of events was concluded on that night.

01:31:25.700 I have not experienced any similar events since.

01:31:28.260 I know you knuckleheads are going to comment about my writing style, 0.93

01:31:30.540 So I'll mention that I'm a former law enforcement officer before I stop being gay. 0.94

01:31:35.780 And this account is written in the format of a police report.

01:31:39.360 That's probably why it's so easy to read because it's like, yeah, straight to the boom, boom.

01:31:43.420 Like if you're, if you're, if you're only including the details that are relevant to the court.

01:31:48.400 Yeah.

01:31:49.000 Yeah.

01:31:49.380 I actually preferred this.

01:31:51.000 I do prefer it.

01:31:52.020 There's no layout of the house.

01:31:53.500 Like no about how I was feeling necessarily.

01:31:55.620 It's just like this.

01:31:56.680 These are the things that happened.

01:31:57.820 What I will say is when you listen to those people, though, so, you know, you listen to like an episode of Chronicles and they'll have a cop on and the way that they'll relay the experiences is very much in that fashion.

01:32:07.780 Doesn't make for a good conversation.

01:32:09.720 Yeah.

01:32:09.980 Good for reading. 0.99

01:32:10.700 If you're going to have a bunch of assholes riff, you know, on what you're saying. 0.99

01:32:14.260 But as far as like a communicative, like you're having a conversation. 0.99

01:32:17.780 Not great.

01:32:18.440 Yeah.

01:32:18.680 Not good.

01:32:19.320 Dress for the occasion.

01:32:20.620 Yeah.

01:32:21.760 There you go.

01:32:23.060 Many of these individuals have appeared to be.

01:32:26.680 What was he say?

01:32:27.300 during my time in law enforcement i witnessed multiple individuals who could have been described

01:32:31.900 as schizophrenic many of them appeared to have full-on conversations with entities that i could

01:32:36.600 not see nazi nazi at the time i was fully aware of dr marzynski's work but did not investigate

01:32:42.700 further because we uh we wore body cameras and i was frequently being called into the supervised

01:32:47.520 office due to my blatant insubordination incredible i like this guy he doesn't even end it with like

01:32:54.220 Who he is.

01:32:54.860 He just says insubordination is the last word.

01:32:57.500 That's it.

01:32:57.920 Blaine insubordination.

01:32:59.060 I like that.

01:32:59.580 And send email.

01:33:02.060 And send email.

01:33:03.020 Well, guys, look.

01:33:03.840 That was great.

01:33:04.620 I don't want to read another one because it's already an hour and a half.

01:33:07.420 And if we commit to it again, it's just going to be for too long.

01:33:09.600 But I do want to remind everybody that by this point, there's probably less than five VIP tickets.

01:33:14.220 I don't know if they're even still available.

01:33:15.380 They might have sold out during this show.

01:33:17.580 If you want any shot at it, patreon.com forward slash Nephilim Desk Guide.

01:33:21.560 You guys are already on it.

01:33:22.540 you're here in the chat which means your patreon members go and grab those vip tickets before they

01:33:27.180 disappear and if they are gone we'll get yourself a argon argon argon like the gas yeah and then the

01:33:34.720 chemistry noble gas um then grab a general admission ticket and those tickets by the way

01:33:41.760 the general admission tickets they're going to go on sale to the general public's meaning the

01:33:45.000 poor is the filthy masses the unclean unwashed masses um this coming monday which is what's the

01:33:52.320 date there 27 27th uh so april 27th those tickets are going to be going to the the general public

01:33:59.220 so i would recommend grabbing them uh and and declaring your elite uh wealth over the

01:34:06.300 pores are you guys still doing a giveaway yes we actually do have one vip ticket if i'm not mistaken

01:34:12.160 to give away yeah how are we going to do that i don't know what we're going to do it's got to be

01:34:14.860 a pre-qualifier we can't just give it all willy-nilly style yeah it's got to be like

01:34:19.220 do something for us oh maybe send us a buy us something no no uh there's things that are free

01:34:28.880 to do that do help the show okay um like and subscribe yeah but a lot of these people already

01:34:35.420 liked and subscribed i would say a five star rating and review yeah but a lot of people have

01:34:42.340 already done that if you have already done that maybe we could do something like um a email to

01:34:50.660 a friend co-worker or loved one that includes compelling uh you know reasons to listen to the

01:34:59.220 show and then a link that's sent and if we see that if you can send us that how about this

01:35:03.780 that seems a little bit too much doesn't it uh an email or written out it's crazy how about this 0.95

01:35:09.100 uh like a selfie video yeah of you explaining that's this is fucking great off the top you 0.96

01:35:16.320 explaining the nephilim death squad show why you like it and watch it oh to your uh not your wife 0.66

01:35:23.700 or because they know like like a family member it doesn't have to be a family member if you post it

01:35:29.120 and say you're a fan and here's why i'm a fan and then we we would have all that sent to our email

01:35:34.920 yeah and we would have all that we could just go post that we would make ourselves look great

01:35:38.640 all over the internet i like it i i think i like the idea i like that idea too yes that's a good

01:35:45.120 idea because then we could just be posting it like look fucking yeah yes look at how great we

01:35:49.120 are look at how terrific we are send us your over the top submissions of uh how much you love this 0.96

01:35:53.200 show and bonus points which don't mean anything uh if you're wearing nephilim death squad merch

01:35:58.940 yeah that that'll sway my opinion for sure i do want to see some videos of people trying to get

01:36:04.280 other people to listen to the show explaining to them what it's about like in a that would be

01:36:09.240 really fun like in a selfie kind of thing like just holding it up i mean you know what i'll say

01:36:13.880 is if you because what we'll do is we'll put all the names in a in a wheel like this hey david

01:36:18.640 yeah i watch this show because i'm a crazy person sure yeah do you want to watch it with me

01:36:23.820 sometimes yeah okay perfect that's awesome let's go watch it where do i find you okay so what we

01:36:28.940 should do is if you do it and you're you're evangelizing to another person yeah that's not

01:36:34.280 your wife oh i don't have that button anymore um i got my wife there it is uh that doesn't count

01:36:43.120 it's got to be somebody that's not your wife that'll count for two entries that's it the most

01:36:48.680 you could have is two entries or else it'll get crazy well but we could put them into a wheel

01:36:52.760 stand up okay and then spin the wheel you can get 300 entries if you go to a church and then they do

01:36:57.760 tongues and you stand up and interpret them and go listen and listen to that's so crazy

01:37:03.860 that's so crazy i would love that idaho hermit says make a compilation i would love that i'll 0.92

01:37:08.220 post every single fucking one individually and then we'll make a compilation um so yeah just a 0.95

01:37:13.580 video of you you know like i said bonus points really doesn't get you anything if you're aware 0.90

01:37:18.740 nope nope nope nope they can't be in the background either nope and and you can't you can't 0.97

01:37:27.040 be telling black people about the show don't tell black people there is one black guy that watches 0.98

01:37:31.440 the show he's awesome he's awesome i forgot his name uh in in the patreon i didn't mean to say 0.99

01:37:35.520 fuck that guy i don't know why ed mabry well no no no nancy there's actually a dude in here that 0.86

01:37:43.360 he's kind of like he said he wants to talk to us about he's like hey man he's gonna stab us 1.00

01:37:48.000 yeah he's like yeah well i'd like to talk to you because i don't really understand black people 0.95

01:37:51.120 either fascinating fascinating yeah fascinating behavior i don't know how i feel about it so 0.51

01:37:55.840 that's what we're gonna do we'll do a giveaway for one vip ticket because that's all we have to

01:38:00.300 give away right now um and the way that you enter is you gotta take a video of you saying why you

01:38:07.240 love the show it's worth two entries if you are evangelizing to somebody else in the video and

01:38:13.540 convincing them to watch the show send that video we're gonna do we'll do three we'll do three

01:38:18.360 giveaways but only one vip ticket oh yeah only one vip ticket that's what we got yeah let's do

01:38:22.860 that and we'll do like at least two uh general admissions general admissions i like that yeah

01:38:28.040 so like we'll have placement so that some people don't just get their video thrown away you know

01:38:32.040 that's okay cool so three but two of them are general admission one of them's vip make it good 0.98

01:38:36.080 make it fun don't be gay about it i don't know what that means but you know what it fucking means 0.96

01:38:40.840 what does it mean don't do it don't do it and send it to do we want it at chronicles or nephilim 0.99

01:38:46.200 uh yeah send it to chronicles chronicles nds at gmail.com send your submission

01:38:51.220 and we'll do it um maybe the end of next week okay we'll we'll give away a vip ticket we just

01:38:58.300 gave them homework and to uh dude it's gonna be great we're gonna use that for promotional 0.92

01:39:02.660 materials yeah just grifting off of our audience we're gonna grift the shit off you uh we you know 1.00

01:39:08.400 hell yeah hell yeah hey audience hey hey audience fuck you do our work for 1.00

01:39:13.760 They bred with daughters of men 1.00

01:39:17.760 And they will do it again 1.00

01:39:21.760 The end is written in the book

01:39:25.760 In the pages they foreseen

01:39:29.760 Death Squad!

01:39:33.760 Death Squad! 0.52

01:39:37.760 Death Squad! 0.96

01:39:39.760 When the last trumpet sounds 0.64

Nephilim Death Squad - April 27, 2026

Kate’s Utah Triangle UFO + Metal Scraping Cryptid Sounds Testimony ｜ NDS Chronicles

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