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00:00:58.980 Pink?

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00:01:02.740 Hey guys

00:01:07.040 I've been listening to NDS for a little over six months

00:01:09.640 ever since my good friend recommended you guys

00:01:11.800 and it's been great

00:01:12.720 It's a bad friend

00:01:13.480 I came in after Tower Gang was finished

00:01:15.560 Oh hey

00:01:16.160 Is Tower Gang finished?

00:01:18.860 I don't know

00:01:19.420 I don't know

00:01:20.440 I mean I don't know

00:01:23.400 Is it?

00:01:26.320 What's today?

00:01:27.960 You're a Jew right?

00:01:29.500 I don't know.

00:01:51.040 I don't know.

00:02:00.020 This ain't Tower Gang, nigga, this is Power Hang.

00:02:02.440 I am David Lee Corbo, aka The Raven.

00:02:04.620 That is Top Lobster, the father of disinformation.

00:02:07.260 And we are joined in studio by Faces.

00:02:10.480 No, it's Cole.

00:02:13.420 And we also have Toad is here with us.

00:02:16.640 Put Toad on the screen.

00:02:17.460 Let's gaze upon him.

00:02:19.760 Yeah, and Tyler is here as well.

00:02:22.700 I don't know what we're doing, but Cole was in town,

00:02:24.900 so we decided to do something special.

00:02:26.720 um and i don't think you guys are gonna like it is it is it weird to say his name while he's like

00:02:32.240 clearly obscuring his face i know what it's like to be on the other side of it when i when i saw

00:02:37.820 like well i saw the picture of this and i was like i texted my wife and i was like who did you text

00:02:43.620 uh yeah fucking gimmicky

00:02:47.360 i'm a reference a joke

00:02:51.680 and i was like oh i think they had faceless in studio today no oh no because i was like he's

00:03:07.140 brown just like you yeah yeah and so i just saw the lips and the eyes and i was like oh

00:03:12.020 but then when i saw i was like top i gotta wear i like that when we let him wear it he was like

00:03:17.160 this is quality dude so shout out to face by the way by the way breathable yeah you could like we're

00:03:22.640 also joined by tyler this is fucking disrespectful it is very disrespectful you have monologue about

00:03:26.620 the mask unbelievable tyler the producer he's from behind the scenes he's showing his face he's

00:03:31.800 showing his gooch what's yo this is he did show his gooch before right before it started how you

00:03:35.980 doing i good i'm i'm concerned about the gimp mask that uh faceless uh cole has on over there

00:03:41.820 does your wife prefer that or is it breathable cotton this is this is like i believe it is

00:03:46.540 cotton yeah it's not like the thing that i was wearing when i was like that egyptian shit

00:03:50.060 when i was touching your oiled up bodies yeah that was a little bit different we were actually

00:03:54.640 reminiscing about that today uh we were looking at those pictures and i just thought how funny

00:03:58.720 was it that we did bro hemi and grove and we bought all these like heavy hitters right sam

00:04:02.820 tripoli and owen benjamin all these guys and we said hold on we gotta oil up our bodies and have

00:04:07.940 toad touch i know you guys are here i know this is important i know we paid you this is a big deal

00:04:11.580 right a pause because me and cole have to take our shirts off we have to oil each other up

00:04:16.880 got to get a pump on wait a second but you oiled each other up not not yourselves well he helped

00:04:21.980 that's what actually ruined elijah shaffer's marriage i was gonna say this was this was a

00:04:27.420 turning point and i'm like elijah's a really good actor because he's like he's leaning into it i

00:04:32.220 don't like this this is gay he concealed his bone really well when he was out there upon a review

00:04:37.620 We have the tape from all different angles, and we have an Elijah cam.

00:04:41.300 And there's a point where he puts his hand in his shirt, and he's just –

00:04:45.520 Oh.

00:04:46.160 No.

00:04:47.040 He doesn't.

00:04:47.220 Looking at you, baby boy.

00:04:48.280 Really?

00:04:48.660 No, he doesn't.

00:04:49.640 He was, like, rubbing his nipples and stuff?

00:04:52.300 Wait, was he the one touching him?

00:04:54.400 Like the dude in – was it South Park that he rubbed his nipples?

00:04:57.080 Yeah, he's like, oh, yeah.

00:04:58.220 No, I mean, he was looking at somebody.

00:04:59.720 I think it was you, Cole.

00:05:00.700 I, like – he tried to put on being disgusted more than anybody else.

00:05:05.960 He did, yeah.

00:05:06.480 He tried to put on being disgusted more than anybody else.

00:05:09.020 Owen Benjamin was pretty disgusted.

00:05:10.100 Well, Owen Benjamin, but at least he had the decency to leave.

00:05:12.960 Yeah, he just left.

00:05:14.260 Yeah, that's how you know I'm not gay because I was, like, touching you real hard.

00:05:17.620 To be fair, I was also disgusted with myself because I had ate.

00:05:22.340 I mean, those past two days before that, I was eating.

00:05:25.160 Like, I had – I don't think I ever told you this.

00:05:27.040 What were you eating?

00:05:27.660 I thought you were dying.

00:05:28.700 Well, we ate a lot of chocolate together.

00:05:30.120 Well, he threw up a few times.

00:05:32.260 Yeah, I threw up.

00:05:33.160 Yeah, I threw up because I ate so much.

00:05:34.840 i ate too much and i threw up the night before but uh i think it's because of all the right

00:05:39.600 got uh an edema like a demon no damn a demon it's called my son

00:05:48.300 no no well he is a red one your wife will know what is that uh edema anemia

00:05:54.300 edema okay well let's have a good somebody have a damn google here basically i got uh

00:06:00.280 and you can look it up it's it actually looks like what uh like what you're old like what can

00:06:05.220 you're 60 year old it's a swelling caused by excess fluid trapped in body tissue commonly

00:06:11.580 occurring in legs feet and hands due to injury inflammation i literally yeah yeah it's the band

00:06:19.920 i've seen them live by the way i seriously i had cankles afterwards did you really yeah my whole

00:06:27.760 leg look like a tube well it's like it looked great on stage yeah i know but then all the

00:06:32.720 wall all that like shit i was eating like from you from your mom like yeah it was delicious i

00:06:39.360 couldn't help i had been starving myself well the next day we got chocolate from steve from costa

00:06:43.820 rica and no that was the night before you guys want to know something very interesting because

00:06:47.660 i i constantly think about cole yeah i guess my our wives still talk our wives they still talk

00:06:53.360 whatever me we don't talk we don't talk anymore we don't talk anymore you only talked in the in

00:06:59.320 the group chat maybe yeah because you were just so so busy like you just never talked to me one

00:07:04.580 of course i did you're the only one that i talked to anyway i i think about you a lot too actually

00:07:10.420 yesterday was a weird moment because i got the new 3d printer yeah and i readjusted the uh the

00:07:21.540 studio slash whatever my my extra room where the studio was took all the shit out coiled up

00:07:26.240 everything it was a it was an emotional moment i moved your uh your your bookshelf behind oh yeah

00:07:31.920 yeah and i bought all the stuff upstairs and then i went behind it and i stepped on glass

00:07:35.780 a lot of fun you know what the glass was from the glass dildo that you left at the house

00:07:41.520 and at some point dave was like like this and it dropped it broke or some shit like that oh he was

00:07:48.000 overreacting to something oh that broke a glass still though like broke seems really dangerous

00:07:53.960 though because it could break like while it's in you it's not for use toad you ever see that that

00:07:57.700 video with the dude with the jar in the butt the same thing yeah unfortunately yes anyway stepped

00:08:03.080 on some glass yesterday and or maybe the day before and then i thought of cole yeah a glass

00:08:07.480 in my foot and i said cole that's a great my heart by the way and then he texted me he's like

00:08:11.760 that's a psychic phenomenon you ever step on your homie's glass dildo and all of a sudden he calls

00:08:16.420 crazy before the show started um cole and he was being really mean uh to toad well uh and i guess

00:08:28.220 it was about the quality of of his life and i think that what is this any different than usual

00:08:33.360 has not changed no i really enjoyed that no it's still shit i still want to kill myself

00:08:37.900 but the interactions hadn't changed at all cole was still oh no we're jumping right back into it

00:08:42.680 weird yeah i like from the beginning i was always hard on him for this hard on him i mean hard on

00:08:49.400 for his decisions for his financial decisions yeah well and i came in i was like did you uh

00:08:56.100 any any anything happening yeah and he goes uh i'm on unemployment no i was i was so you're no

00:09:05.080 longer on unemployment what you see here is uh it's called stasis yeah yeah is that what that

00:09:10.660 smell is what are you what are you doing now toad gambling oh my god i mean just fucking this

00:09:18.180 well it's fucking rough

00:09:19.620 i mean what do you want like if i'm gonna do this like things professionally like

00:09:28.980 we want you we were like if you just up the amount that you gamble yeah because you're like

00:09:37.480 on so successful there we're like okay then just like yeah triple the amount sure and therefore

00:09:43.880 you'll triple the outcome well that's that's not necessarily right because like if you win

00:09:50.200 too much at like a certain spot they'll just be like no we're only going to accept like

00:09:54.280 fifty dollars asking about is that what you're doing does that really happen though i mean are

00:09:59.800 you winning too much well no because i can't i can't do that because listen to me you can't just

00:10:04.760 to do that so it's actually like i'm sick of winning guys no you're the trouble betting i

00:10:10.920 got sick of it and i decided to ruin it no like like since i actually started doing it since i

00:10:15.920 like got you know liquid funds back to bankroll this i've lost money since then oh yeah that sucks

00:10:22.780 what's your biggest loss so i hit i hit like a bad stretch but no listen this is why you can't

00:10:27.100 3x you cannot 3x what you're doing unless you 3x your bankroll and i have not done that yet so you

00:10:33.040 have to you have to be super disciplined about this you have a unit size mine's very small

00:10:37.520 and you have to that's what you have to do you have to stick to it you know what i mean and you

00:10:43.240 have to overcome like the bad if not the three x's how many x's have you have you up 0.5

00:10:49.500 nothing yet because i've lost money since then

00:10:53.020 so but you're playing with it's like you're playing with the house money right this is a

00:10:57.680 government disability money house money i'll be i'll be doing that once i sell this place then i

00:11:02.220 play with house money we told you to sell it two years three years ago the market has gone up since

00:11:09.180 then right yeah it has it's gone up further so well the thing is i guess the market has gone up

00:11:15.260 for like sellers but no one wants to buy yeah yeah he's kind of well then well then it couldn't

00:11:21.180 have gone up for sellers because then no if nobody's buying then you can't sell it hold on

00:11:25.820 on a second toad wait like no no no i know he's got a heart out so tell him why you have a heart

00:11:32.080 out good what i didn't say tyler i tried to be respectful in the chat right was i respectful in

00:11:37.340 the chat yeah okay tell him fucking tell him oh tell tell you saying toad say tell everybody why

00:11:44.060 you have a heart out tell cole yeah why do you have a heart out because i do a show called loser

00:11:49.700 cast who's on it that would be me uh leighton you guys know him from out loud thoughts he's the

00:11:57.420 embodiment of alaska it's um a dude who has no teeth who i think is an eskimo who lives in

00:12:04.320 leighton's room and then a mormon dude who lives in like a closet and sells shit on ebay and what

00:12:11.940 doesn't have a functional asshole and then oh and then tyler supposedly and do i skip it all the

00:12:19.280 time just for general stuff and definitely not adam nutter i don't understand the jokes

00:12:25.140 you've understood it just functional asshole no he does he doesn't he has crohn's disease

00:12:34.740 let me interpret for toad he has crohn's disease uh leighton and this other guy are high as fuck

00:12:40.200 every time yeah it's it's fun but no one watches that was a strained fun yeah it was oh man you

00:12:47.520 You can hear whenever, like, it's like the, like, you're given, like, you're like, hey, I need you to market this.

00:12:53.680 And you're like, this product sucks.

00:12:55.220 And you're like, do it.

00:12:56.460 And you're like, it's fun.

00:12:57.840 It's great.

00:12:59.040 It fucking goes.

00:13:00.540 It does it.

00:13:01.100 This supplement really helps.

00:13:03.780 The way that it started was because Leighton and I were both in the Legion of Scents biggest loser contest.

00:13:11.500 And I was like, I would never do that.

00:13:14.340 You wouldn't be in the biggest loser contest?

00:13:16.120 anymore and i would still never do that wait so what's the is it going well no what's the show

00:13:22.460 about we just pick a loser every week it's kind of fun right yeah but um um i show up he took a

00:13:29.020 second crack at it yeah he was like i'll change the intonation on this wait so going back to

00:13:36.280 toad's life we have 45 minutes with him so let's fucking hurry this up yeah i want to know what's

00:13:40.000 the plan what's the plan because there's certainly one has come about it's been a long time uh since

00:13:45.300 the nigga how hitler days oh yeah and uh losing your job and and performing a banger on stage

00:13:53.580 with your ukulele uh getting the crowd you know all wrapped up and not only singing uh uh nigga

00:13:59.420 how hitler but also singing you have to say um nigga i mean it's just how hitler like that's

00:14:03.440 i thought it was nhh is the name of the song oh it might be yeah yeah no it's just how hitler

00:14:07.620 oh okay so i've just been saying it oh my bad are we sure the lyrics are nigga how hitler and

00:14:12.340 And then the other song that I played was Throw the Jew Down the Well was the other one.

00:14:16.100 Which was a banger.

00:14:17.260 That was fantastic.

00:14:17.940 We're just referencing Borat all night tonight.

00:14:21.060 Listen, dude, I will say, man, that was like lightning in a bottle.

00:14:24.480 Well, I thought that moment was like a real high for him.

00:14:27.780 And I was like, how does he get – how does he capitalize –

00:14:30.720 No, no, no, that was the high.

00:14:32.940 He hit it.

00:14:34.100 That was the peak of Joe's life.

00:14:36.060 Yeah, that was the best moment of my life.

00:14:38.040 And every day since then has been the worst.

00:14:39.820 was that actually the best moment of your life toad i was gonna i was thinking about what would

00:14:48.860 be my best moment of my life yeah and like and like i have a few but like to be like

00:14:54.220 i mean are they marriage or childbirth any of those or is it i mean yeah i mean

00:14:58.620 like what do you think it would be like what would be the best day of my life like sure

00:15:03.020 when i was born when i graduated it was a really cool graduation is a lot of people

00:15:12.120 say graduation or you know when they got married your first kid closed on your house

00:15:17.380 which i'm now gonna have to sell but yeah you better sell all the markets though baby

00:15:24.660 that rape acquittal that was pretty funny that he's like the rape acquittal

00:15:29.320 yeah that that was a good day as well it's funny that he has to like the things that we were telling

00:15:37.280 him to do oh he doesn't listen at all two years ago no no no he listens he's gonna have to do

00:15:42.800 but yeah it's just that we were like hey now you there's the sentence that they're gonna be made

00:15:47.860 yeah and either you can make them now or they're gonna be made for you later

00:15:51.580 i procrastinate like i choose made for me later yeah then it still happens and then he's like

00:15:57.720 still boat bitching and moaning about it yeah yeah well i was like look dude i i've put all

00:16:03.360 this money you know like i've had it all stolen from me by the government so i'm like i'm gonna

00:16:07.580 take some of it back from them i'm gonna ride that wave for a little while the theft wave

00:16:12.820 and then you know you see him justifying being on unemployment and then see what happens after that

00:16:18.040 I am.

00:16:19.040 I'm going to get my money back.

00:16:20.460 I'm going to get my money back.

00:16:22.560 It's definitely justified.

00:16:24.440 I'm going to contribute more to society than whoever else gets it.

00:16:27.940 You're sucking on my teeth for too long.

00:16:28.960 You still pay taxes on unemployment.

00:16:31.180 Oh, my God.

00:16:31.640 Correct.

00:16:32.120 Yeah, you do.

00:16:33.020 How long can you be on unemployment out in there in Massachusetts?

00:16:37.400 Depends on the situation.

00:16:39.300 In your situation?

00:16:40.600 In the most fucked up situation.

00:16:42.820 Six months.

00:16:43.720 That's it?

00:16:44.260 Oh, that's actually pretty shit.

00:16:45.840 I was on unemployment once,

00:16:46.880 and I was able to collect for a year.

00:16:48.680 When does it end?

00:16:49.560 When are you done?

00:16:50.600 It already did.

00:16:51.800 Can you get disability for your edema?

00:16:56.240 Or the built backwards thing?

00:16:57.760 No, I probably could because I had a stroke.

00:17:00.380 Yeah.

00:17:01.060 You had a stroke?

00:17:02.380 Wait, that's news to me.

00:17:07.040 Not another one, but I've had one before.

00:17:09.700 Oh, all right.

00:17:10.520 All right, that's good.

00:17:11.280 That's good.

00:17:11.760 So what's the plan?

00:17:12.920 I've had some seizures and whatever.

00:17:15.440 Is that not the same?

00:17:16.260 I don't know if that's the same thing.

00:17:18.140 More important.

00:17:18.720 Well, they're caused by the stroke, though.

00:17:20.180 It's just permanent brain damage.

00:17:22.220 Yeah, yeah, don't worry about that.

00:17:23.160 It just spins a little bit.

00:17:23.860 Don't fucking touch my microphone.

00:17:24.780 So I should just spin that as, you know, I can't work anymore because, you know, I could have a seizure at any time.

00:17:31.840 Yeah, you're stroking out.

00:17:33.160 Yeah.

00:17:33.420 In about two years, he'll get to doing this, actually.

00:17:36.440 In about two years, he'll be like, guys, I've actually filed for disability, finally.

00:17:39.680 You should have done this when we started.

00:17:41.480 Well, also, I'm just generally retarded, so maybe I can get away with it that way.

00:17:46.940 True.

00:17:47.360 You saw, did you see, what's her name?

00:17:50.760 I heard Sticks Hexenhammer had a stroke.

00:17:53.100 Who the fuck is that?

00:17:54.040 The pirate, right?

00:17:55.060 The pirate.

00:17:55.840 Yeah, and there were people saying that he is, like, faking it.

00:17:59.140 He's that, like, Danish.

00:18:00.800 Is he Danish?

00:18:01.960 Yeah, whatever he is.

00:18:02.760 That Danish, long-haired dude who looks like a metalhead.

00:18:05.540 What are you, Libertarian people?

00:18:06.880 He's, like, a conservative or something.

00:18:08.820 I don't know.

00:18:08.860 Like, Meat Cavern?

00:18:09.480 No, I'm telling you.

00:18:10.680 Yeah, him.

00:18:11.480 i mean obviously he had a stroke oh yeah everybody well if you think this mask is

00:18:16.360 uncomfortable no it's a high quality it also costs a lot of money thinking that it is like

00:18:20.440 it is not itchy it is not no dude he makes good i swear to god that costs like 70 dollars

00:18:26.200 it is it is legit like he's just getting like saliva on the sides his uh soul patch is coming

00:18:34.120 out and laying on top of it one of those things about it like you know is that a is that a mask

00:18:39.080 that he wore a faceless

00:18:41.120 and then sold, or does this...

00:18:42.560 So he sells them, but they're custom-made to his head,

00:18:44.980 and faceless notoriously has a giant fucking head.

00:18:47.400 So they're very breathable.

00:18:49.080 Yeah, that's what he says. Yeah, he goes,

00:18:50.320 because he can't wear regular ones.

00:18:52.240 Well, yeah, you need to be able to rape comfortably, so...

00:18:54.720 No, it actually just smells really good.

00:18:56.600 It doesn't smell at all.

00:18:57.620 Well, yeah, I've worn it, like, once, maybe twice.

00:18:59.700 Like, about 30 minutes ago.

00:19:01.160 Is he saying hot dogs? Did you eat a hot dog?

00:19:03.120 I eat a lot of hot dogs.

00:19:05.080 Actually, I had to stop, because they were giving me tummy aches.

00:19:07.440 um and were you eating like you're giving me edema i've given eaten like all all beef you know

00:19:13.500 were you eating the kosher stuff because i swear to god like i i mean they this is a good question

00:19:18.880 i was in the kosher section of the supermarket eating kosher yeah because they wouldn't poison

00:19:23.900 themselves right no seriously they have like like like versus like organic and all the other like

00:19:29.580 their standards are so much higher and they're black

00:19:32.660 got him honestly though i was thinking the same thing i was like we probably should eat the

00:19:42.960 kosher shit because they ain't poisoning themselves they might be maybe these people

00:19:46.660 are demonic they're bombing themselves and they look retarded their own president's dead

00:19:51.080 maybe is he dead yeah i think toad would know what have you been paying attention what are you

00:19:56.240 what are you into lately lifting metal shit uh he's dead he looks a little smaller than before

00:20:01.880 he looks trim but he looks uh uh he looks ripped he looks like super saiyan 2 go are you ripped

00:20:07.100 not as ripped as i was he's ripped but i'm getting down there but i have not been into

00:20:12.660 politics at all okay good yeah it's been good i've been i've been separated i've just been like

00:20:17.480 y'all think it's still libertarian instagram feed been like then lately because that's i know that's

00:20:21.720 like oh that's no i still keep it nice and uh like crazy you know i still keep it i still keep

00:20:29.760 the weirdos rolling in that's not changing at all uh oh man speaking of that it's been a long time

00:20:35.960 let's let's play our game real quick oh what's the game has changed a bit like the explore like

00:20:41.300 they changed up like so like my reels but a lot of i hate it is related now what was that girl's

00:20:47.600 name the satanic oh yeah we tried looking up her recently right yeah and what was the deal

00:20:51.860 i forgot did she have a stroke too do you remember that

00:20:54.760 oh the one that looks like toad yeah jesus buck tooth jesus yeah right yeah yeah i haven't i have

00:21:06.060 not been keeping up with buck tooth jesus but oh my god i am aware that netanyahu is dead and all

00:21:11.840 is it a bigger like uh news that net now who died or that day smith left legionist against

00:21:18.460 yeah that was sad that was really sad yeah i cried what do you think this is

00:21:24.040 you can tell it was like what do you think buck to buck tooth jesus's position on the iran and

00:21:30.960 israel i have a feeling that she he unironically uh hates the jews right yeah i like that yeah

00:21:37.840 true i think you're right yeah i think that's true that's where her and the the toad venn

00:21:42.300 diagram really meshes yeah that's the big overlap and also the way they look and the

00:21:47.080 yeah they're having no money we can choose real quick i don't know okay this one really calls to

00:21:56.680 me my spouse helped me die i dyed my beard why is the sex sticks and hammer oh this is the wrong

00:22:03.800 this is the wrong oh this is the wrong one by the way oh all right yeah let's go to this dude the one

00:22:10.900 with the side profile this one here right oh my god that's what i'm saying that that one really

00:22:15.120 shouts out at me oh yeah it jumps out at you why does that look like me like so much dude it's

00:22:20.100 insane uh i can't believe you found it i can't believe it's not you you're wearing the same

00:22:26.460 glasses it's it's almost it's almost all right let's check this out yeah need something my spouse

00:22:32.580 helped me die my fucking one for one dog has way better so it has better teeth yes

00:22:38.520 She has a better beard

00:22:41.320 Not gonna lie

00:22:41.920 No way

00:22:45.800 My beard

00:22:48.800 And it's very funny

00:22:50.100 Because he described it

00:22:53.120 When we first put it on my face

00:22:55.500 As a charcoal

00:22:57.060 Blocky monster

00:22:58.400 And when I went to go wash this off

00:23:00.600 That's exactly what he was expecting

00:23:02.700 When I got out of the shower

00:23:04.080 I don't know

00:23:05.100 It's like satanic eyebrows

00:23:06.620 Yeah, satanism

00:23:07.440 It's like Ben Shapiro

00:23:10.100 It's all weird

00:23:11.300 I'm pretty sure that's Judaism

00:23:13.460 Aren't like eyebrows

00:23:16.960 They're like symmetrical

00:23:17.920 Yeah but they're like

00:23:20.200 There's weird it's like you know how

00:23:22.280 Rappers put the dash in their eyebrows

00:23:24.980 LaDasha

00:23:25.780 LaDasha

00:23:27.800 I thought that was a seasoning

00:23:30.040 It's like a unibrow

00:23:32.660 But with a gap

00:23:33.580 I don't like it

00:23:35.280 i don't like it i don't like it but the beard it wasn't it was this it's almost like and it was

00:23:40.400 funny because he's like wow you look amazing and was really shocked and he kind of like stared at

00:23:46.380 me for a second without saying anything and i don't know it made me feel really happy and masculine

00:23:51.060 and it's nice to have a spouse who's very you know supportive of my transgender identity it's

00:23:56.960 fantastic yeah do you ever feel uh masculine and happy no

00:24:01.600 where do i find that person who makes me feel masculine and you know comfortable with my

00:24:11.640 training does have you you might be a girl inside no i don't think he likes breast milk too much

00:24:18.520 which is colostrum i learned girls like breast milk i guess that's true hey babe you like breast

00:24:23.680 milk yeah yeah the the flavor the flavor of it she tried her own no no like i only like it from

00:24:34.320 the tap and i like it for its uh it's also like health benefits be good for you yeah yeah helps

00:24:40.280 you grow yeah big and strong strong strong but it gave me tits so i don't know wait wait wait uh

00:24:49.120 can we rewind because i i actually don't get my news from uh any sources at all and i'd like to

00:24:55.140 get some of it here right now is is that dude dead is benjamin and yahoo actually dead

00:24:59.620 so you do you don't even know about this right i heard some like little little inklings

00:25:04.740 look at cole's leg it's just oh yeah it's just going going going going well what the hell

00:25:12.440 i know but it's just odd to see in person like this is that the edema that i'm looking at what

00:25:17.320 is that could be no i should have taken a picture of it my legs look like hot dogs i'm not lying

00:25:24.120 what's that mean when i after like it happened twice last year like swollen like they just get

00:25:30.920 plump where i eat i ate so much that uh and i retained so much water that it would literally

00:25:36.540 your legs look like beef frank i mean like from now like you can tell like obviously you can see

00:25:41.500 my ankle what the fuck are you wearing on your feet these are my zero shoes i'm gonna start

00:25:46.200 called cold man frank

00:25:47.880 yeah i'm wearing socks

00:25:48.460 okay you see like where my ankle's at right there

00:25:51.940 oh you're wearing the right size

00:25:54.180 shoes finally yeah yeah they are

00:25:56.120 yeah if i can

00:25:57.200 seven and a half

00:25:58.440 those are definitely a seven

00:26:01.300 i think they're an eight

00:26:02.960 he still has to stretch it

00:26:05.080 shit i can't see

00:26:05.900 what are you saying i can't believe i have a bigger

00:26:09.380 ankle bone right here

00:26:11.060 see your ankle bone yeah right there

00:26:13.220 alright that was gone

00:26:14.820 what you mean that's how that's how much i had swollen up oh you're pregnant you could not see

00:26:19.940 that ankle bone he had too much you had too much i ate so much like hot dogs and like and and

00:26:27.120 burgers and i ate like i was she's just laughing at you that's what i yeah that's where i was eating

00:26:32.280 so much and that and i and i we landed and i like we had we had because we were flying back home

00:26:38.140 from bohemian grove yeah landed and i looked down oh do you think the plane fucked with

00:26:43.660 like the pressure in the cabin oh shit that but also just eating so much yeah and drinking and

00:26:49.300 and i would look down and i was like that's not my leg that's like old people really it really

00:26:54.340 was no they had it they had one of those legs yeah the leg compressing socks yeah it's like

00:27:00.020 the compression socks yeah they had and i looked down and i was like oh my god like i'm swollen

00:27:07.540 like in like i can tell he's like you're like this is there a chance that ethan shaffer got

00:27:15.420 you pregnant yeah elijah shaffer got me pregnant i think so yeah and then it happened again i feel

00:27:22.860 really bad about the elijah thing but i guess we'll talk about you even know what's going on

00:27:26.260 with the elijah thing have you seen any of that i just i saw i saw the fuck his assistant i seen

00:27:32.860 of stuff and then i saw his comeback on instagram come back yeah the jews shut down the rift tvs

00:27:40.220 i don't think that's what happened i think he just fucking lost his mind and fucked his whole

00:27:45.920 shit up by banging his assistant or something i mean i'm not an expert but that's what it looks

00:27:50.180 like from here i don't think he made a lot of deals it's like he made a lot of deals he made

00:27:53.840 some bad decisions i don't know uh i like him though he's a lot of fun actually tell us about

00:27:57.400 you're fucked up no no so like yeah so it does go away after a while and you just piss a lot

00:28:02.300 because it literally is just oh so your ankles are just filled with piss wait he is stored in

00:28:06.740 the ankles all right and then it happened again so i i i like i entered a actual strongman

00:28:15.000 competition nice like a legit strongman competition how'd you do not last oh fuck yeah dude yeah

00:28:20.620 nice uh second to last uh but no no no actually uh hey if you ain't last you're first man i was

00:28:31.200 the only person with big piss ankles so i was i was in december and then a buddy of mine at the

00:28:46.520 gym who is like he does world's strongest man and like he was like hey there's this amateur event

00:28:52.100 over here you want to do it and i was like fuck it why not and so you know in like two weeks

00:28:58.540 in alabama i feel like there's strong motherfuckers

00:29:02.620 yeah the strongest motherfuckers live in alabama bro oh my god and so they like i ate like i was

00:29:12.740 like i just hot dogs and hamburgers no dude i just hurry up with story because he's got a big show to

00:29:21.120 do yeah we're gonna have like at least five people watching it

00:29:25.740 oh my god um no it wasn't even like dude so it was oh shit the epstein files is so much

00:29:34.620 oh my god what's gonna happen nothing you're just like you're a doomer see i don't care about

00:29:42.460 what's gonna happen i care about who do you fuck david david let him tell us about his

00:29:46.640 fucking ankles please go on about the ankles so i had this strongman so after top's thing

00:29:52.280 i was like that was really bad like i i hot dog ankles over three days i gained 20 pounds

00:29:59.360 in what my wife just looked up she was like in hot dogs like that weekend i think i came back

00:30:07.240 yeah no nancy we're not gonna kick out because i was like around like 160 i weighed back in

00:30:12.500 and it was like 180 like 180 181 like i gained like 20 pounds over that bohemian growth well

00:30:18.220 we ate a lot of chocolate oh man we we ate um and i mean what i got the same night i got a dozen

00:30:26.780 donuts from duncan dang and i probably ate nine of them that's crazy yeah and that's what i threw

00:30:32.840 up i threw up that night oh yeah the next day like we had a grill out and i ate like

00:30:36.940 unhealthy relationship with food wait you call it a grill out yeah a cookout a grill

00:30:45.860 that's when you do with no black people no we call we call it we call it a cookout up here

00:30:52.340 i don't know i'm thinking it was on the blackstone grill it was just grilling oh it was a blacktop

00:30:57.120 yeah yeah that's as black as it gets yeah black don't crack a lot of food yeah but so again like

00:31:05.320 getting like 20 pounds over three days so that was probably the worst you did it wrong what you

00:31:10.180 just did it wrong oh yeah i just like i just went overboard and then your trophy you forgot it i

00:31:15.120 forgot it yeah yeah well you could really fly with competition basically i did those three days

00:31:21.180 over like three weeks and so i was it was really bad too well yeah what do you think was more

00:31:25.980 tension like between jose and david where they were like being all bitchy at each other i was

00:31:30.380 being nice i was being nice between cole and david it was it was getting like kind of very serious

00:31:35.800 about that oh yeah wait that bodybuilding contest i dropped the ball but to be honest i don't think

00:31:41.400 i could have uh i could have closed that gap it was fucking insane i've never been that big in

00:31:46.120 my life time around because i'm trying to cut back down again to where i was at but i have no

00:31:50.480 motivation to like beat your ass

00:31:52.540 I mean

00:31:54.200 Oh, yeah, we'll just invite more people to oil

00:31:56.240 You coming down?

00:31:58.540 Faggot

00:31:58.940 I might

00:32:00.680 I can't commit to anything, man

00:32:08.000 We'll fly you out. We're big ball and out of control

00:32:10.520 Dude, I'm so non-committal

00:32:12.460 I can't even commit suicide

00:32:13.880 Geez, he's just in limbo

00:32:16.360 Endlessly

00:32:17.160 When is your bro grove?

00:32:20.340 i i send you a message and i think oh is there one i guess i have to come to that well there's

00:32:25.300 one as soon as we find a venue that this guy's been he's been announcing when the bro grove is

00:32:29.180 and actually last week oh my god it was supposed to be the first month of this the first week of

00:32:33.460 this month last week we had people come into the shop that they're like i bought i bought plane

00:32:37.380 tickets to florida yeah because i thought bro grove will be now that was very it was a very

00:32:41.340 flippant i didn't announce it it was at least four people my my phrase was we're aiming at the

00:32:47.300 first week of march they're like fucking buy the tickets and then they were here we invited uh

00:32:51.560 mark random he's gonna perform at no honestly toad from time when i think about i think about

00:32:58.940 that like the fact that he knows where i live oh yeah you fucking led him there i think about

00:33:03.400 unblocking him every once in a while i don't yeah he's one of the few people i block because i just

00:33:07.740 didn't like the i didn't like the way he did the whole toad thing and i was like fuck this guy bro

00:33:12.060 I can't and I blocked it was in like a paper bag what he came on understand like what you're

00:33:32.000 getting in deals with like you gotta you gotta understand he wrecked the car but I never heard

00:33:36.800 anything after that so I never had to do anything after that how was your experience renting a car

00:33:41.280 with me compared to random um it gave me way less entertaining stories

00:33:48.380 he's the man on the edge he loves to have uh just chaos is that what it is it's a crackhead

00:33:55.340 mentality it is a crackhead mentality you you it just feels like you're uh you like to live

00:34:01.960 on the edge in such a way i get like really afraid to like do anything and then i do it and

00:34:08.040 then it's like absolute chaos but then i'm like this is actually like kind of enjoyable in a way

00:34:14.040 because i'm gonna be able to tell people about it yeah except not my mom because she'll get really

00:34:20.640 mad no just on your you could just do shit normal you could you could have just told no no yeah well

00:34:27.260 you definitely could have told and should have told mark no that would have been a reasonable

00:34:30.620 thing to do well i didn't think it was going to be a problem i mean i don't know what you're

00:34:36.560 talking about where it's like you should have some discernment oh that's kind of on i mean his

00:34:41.160 credit card got rejected and he was sexually harassing the lady but i was like yeah this

00:34:45.280 will probably be all right yeah oh that's right uh my wife wait hold on she wants us to rent a

00:34:53.720 a pirate ship for bro him a pirate ship well she's uh you know lives in a fantasy world and

00:35:00.260 where the fuck am i gonna find a pilot really that hard to do we live in florida okay but david we

00:35:04.900 can't find a room no i know but we can find a whole week because i can't find a room give me

00:35:09.500 a shit give me a room on water it's 300 years old if you want to do brohemian grove on a pirate ship

00:35:18.020 uh make some noise about it i guess it'll be it'll be available anymore to do it on a pirate ship

00:35:23.740 it's just it would be cool to do it i mean it'd also be really cool to do it on the moon and my

00:35:27.960 wife also found it she found the pirate ship i think we went to the moon we didn't go to the

00:35:32.020 moon i didn't say i said we would be the first ones to go there i think it thinks we went to

00:35:36.040 the moon be the first people actually on the moon we're trying to do bohemian grove on the

00:35:42.160 fucking flat earth we're just trying to figure out how i went to go google rent a pirate ship

00:35:47.520 and it immediately changed the search to rent a pirate ship with 12 friends what what does it

00:35:53.480 think i have 300 friends i don't know well apparently the problem with the pirate ship

00:35:57.200 though is that it's limited uh there's only like i don't know what it was it's like a hundred

00:36:01.040 The problem with the pirate ship is...

00:36:02.840 The problem with the pirate ship is...

00:36:04.420 Oh, here it is.

00:36:05.300 The cannons on it.

00:36:05.820 It's only...

00:36:06.320 Bullshit.

00:36:06.780 I think if we got rid of the cannons, we could have more people.

00:36:09.700 How many people fit on it?

00:36:10.560 It's like 175 people.

00:36:12.040 Here it is.

00:36:12.600 You go to Black Raven Adventures is a thing.

00:36:15.480 It's pretty reasonable.

00:36:16.600 But it comes with like 18 barrels of rum.

00:36:19.620 That's the best part.

00:36:20.900 Oh, yeah.

00:36:21.540 How cool would that be?

00:36:22.460 It just stocked with rum.

00:36:23.340 Well, I was thinking about like doing Bohemian Grove and getting...

00:36:26.040 Because we're in Florida.

00:36:26.780 So what if we had like a venue that had like a pool?

00:36:29.580 And then I was like, that feels creepy.

00:36:31.040 I just think that as a dude who oiled his body up and everything

00:36:34.660 and did a competition with another oily dude.

00:36:37.700 Yeah, the people that are coming to.

00:36:39.040 Don't you feel like it's weird?

00:36:40.660 Yeah, I don't want to see them with their shirts off.

00:36:43.340 Right.

00:36:44.560 If you guys want them to see us with our shirts off.

00:36:46.720 Yeah.

00:36:47.460 But we don't want to see them with their shirts off.

00:36:49.720 Yeah, yeah.

00:36:50.300 If you guys do like a cruise.

00:36:51.840 To be fair though, most of them might do well.

00:36:54.280 This is classic Tower Gang.

00:36:55.300 We have the banter.

00:36:57.100 We have the toad going.

00:36:59.280 I miss this shit.

00:37:00.320 that most of the people that do watch your show would benefit from getting into water fuck you

00:37:06.480 a lot of them were very pale no no just they stink oh well i'm pretty sure we had at least

00:37:11.860 one vampire there uh atma oh atma and his wife are vampires for sure 100 well uh somebody

00:37:17.840 toad was was trying to say something he said a cruise that's actually doable it is yeah well

00:37:23.140 you you could do it on a pirate ship perhaps didn't like somebody in the chat said you could

00:37:27.680 call it uh brohemian cove oh yeah that's kind of gay but i like you have a facility for this

00:37:34.480 the thing is we lost we lost that venue we we we nailed down what we nailed down a hotel and then

00:37:41.880 quickly realized it was going to be very expensive and these thousand dollars these people simply

00:37:46.900 don't deserve it that's true it's disgusting carnival cruise with nds fans would be fun

00:37:52.760 did you lose uh you could all do blackface who's gonna stop us out of the ocean alex lost his

00:37:58.220 venue oh why because because of you guys really i don't know if you can imagine but you do good

00:38:05.480 business uh there were jews in the room that liked it that's not why right i mean he lost it just

00:38:12.300 because he did his own comedy right yeah is it because he was handing out joints to everybody

00:38:17.960 and by the way the joints he hands out they're like uh it's k2 it's spice

00:38:24.760 delta eight ten whatever it is that's a very difficult mountain to climb it's not good weed

00:38:30.280 dude it was uh it was it was it's bad it's fake weed i think and he just really liked that that

00:38:35.080 image of giving people we're gonna do it at our church i liked it i liked it too i thought it was

00:38:39.560 cool we go to we go to church now uh i haven't been for a while because i don't have any permissions

00:38:43.720 Yeah, you still going? Yeah, what's that like? Yeah. Yes. What do you do? What did they say last week? Yeah

00:38:48.520 It was a week before I was out

00:38:55.180 My legs swelled up

00:38:56.420 This last Sunday

00:38:58.600 I just didn't listen

00:38:59.400 I didn't listen

00:39:02.080 Here come piss ankles

00:39:04.860 You got a piss corner too

00:39:06.920 In the church

00:39:07.820 It's a confession booth

00:39:09.800 The worst part about the piss ankles

00:39:12.700 Is that it did happen twice last year

00:39:14.500 That's crazy

00:39:15.300 You know what they say

00:39:17.220 It happens once and it happens again

00:39:20.020 Your new job got good medical

00:39:21.080 They know about your pre-existing conditions

00:39:22.960 I would call that a pre-existing condition

00:39:25.640 I mean

00:39:26.460 Piss ankles

00:39:28.320 Piss existing

00:39:29.920 Call them pankles

00:39:32.880 I was downing

00:39:35.240 Tubs of ice cream

00:39:36.420 To try to quell your piss ankles

00:39:39.440 No no

00:39:40.060 This is the cause

00:39:42.520 Not the

00:39:43.020 Remedy

00:39:46.260 no no i was trying to gain weight to do a strongman competition okay all right that's right

00:39:51.120 because niggas be strong in alabama but you still got beat well he won he beat somebody yeah beat

00:39:56.560 somebody no no so but the thing was so i weighed in yeah like they actually did do weigh-ins yeah

00:40:02.660 so i weighed in that morning at like 183 okay i was the only motherfucker out there under 200

00:40:09.220 language only motherfucker out there how many other oh there was uh 13 15 other people came

00:40:19.160 into 14th place yeah but actually came in like were they all white and then you said what were

00:40:23.460 the demographics how long has it been since you wiped alabama it's funny because women don't like

00:40:29.900 like super jack they like that's where the they also don't like 14th place oh yeah baby 14th place

00:40:35.780 would you she just gave me a thumbs down she didn't even look at me whenever everybody else

00:40:40.920 in the competition is a is 40 pounds heavier than you are and you had both there are no weight

00:40:45.880 classes in this that's the problem there was no weight class it was it's bro come on yeah so i

00:40:50.480 was getting fucked but there's big alabama boys street fighting you just do what you do did your

00:40:55.020 wife tell you that you're a winner in her book though she at least did you say that she didn't

00:40:59.420 come out there she didn't watch me she don't say shit like that she watched you yeah dude i couldn't

00:41:02.820 more respect for elizabeth all the time no she she beat him afterwards you know that 550 pounds

00:41:09.880 is that that's you yeah damn dude that's crazy whoa let me see let me see i don't know how much

00:41:16.420 weight that really is at all uh oh hey hey hey hey hey let's fucking pick stuff up let's pick

00:41:22.560 stuff up man 550 pounds is no joke when it's on your back was it yeah was it like weightlifting

00:41:27.480 or was he just like bodybuilding no it was strong man so it was like it was like you're lifting like

00:41:33.100 kegs or there was a you got a stone balls a lot it was a keg carry a fat lady in the back

00:41:42.000 it was a uh a yoke carry that was 550 pounds yeah what are they spelling in the chat uh

00:41:47.800 uh piss legs i think no i don't know piss ankles i had a max deadlift that was a weird one to do

00:41:56.980 i mean it's it's fine but the coolest one was uh a truck pull oh that's okay i saw you do that

00:42:03.440 yeah so yeah i got to do that one but yeah it did give me like i was i was downing tubs of ice cream

00:42:09.840 at night tubs like whatever we i think we had four tubs of ice cream i've never gotten stronger i had

00:42:15.240 ice cream right before i came here did you really feel good four tubs in like for forever we've had

00:42:20.380 in our freezer and i was like i'm sitting there and i was like i gotta gain weight and i just ate

00:42:24.600 like two weeks maybe in a coma i ate four tubs of ice cream and then also everything i would

00:42:32.440 go to like elizabeth like what type of ice cream oh there was mint chocolate chip there was a

00:42:36.880 neapolitan ice cream i like espresso uh espresso chocolate chip like it's espresso with the chips

00:42:42.920 I love mint chocolate chip is awesome

00:42:45.480 I ate the whole tub in an hour

00:42:47.520 Damn

00:42:48.060 I just kept going with this one spoon

00:42:51.100 Just right out of that dude

00:42:52.320 Ice cream is top splizzy

00:42:54.380 Hey wait wait

00:42:56.620 Why don't you tell your other show

00:42:59.040 To go fuck themselves

00:42:59.980 Yeah maybe

00:43:01.800 Could we talk to them

00:43:04.500 I don't want to fucking talk to them

00:43:05.760 They're late all the time

00:43:07.360 That's why his name is Leighton

00:43:10.160 Leighton is high as fuck on that show

00:43:12.300 how much does it actually mean to you

00:43:14.800 like really

00:43:15.580 well how much are you going to be down

00:43:18.480 we'll pay you whatever the difference

00:43:20.160 is it an autistic thing where you have to be like on time

00:43:22.460 oh there you go

00:43:22.880 that's crazy though

00:43:27.160 top backstage

00:43:28.460 he said 9-11 are we going to go live

00:43:30.780 he was getting worried remember

00:43:32.460 you know how I am

00:43:34.160 I haven't even picked a loser

00:43:37.480 I'm going to have to pick Cole as the loser

00:43:39.080 tonight for the show

00:43:40.100 wait you're just picking a loser didn't you put out for mailbag you know i have to be an actual

00:43:45.340 loser right what yeah look sparrow says don't be gay to didn't you put out for mailbag did anybody

00:43:51.280 i did nobody answered okay well that's a defunct

00:43:54.520 there you go i don't think there's any mail though we had some mailbags it's the mail it

00:44:04.420 never somebody just i said hey drop a mailbag and greg said holy shit i was like yeah that's

00:44:09.000 not what i meant that's not yeah that's not helpful is there any old ones um i don't know

00:44:15.000 holy shit look at this what is that is that a retarded down syndrome chinese girl oh that's

00:44:21.100 fantastic every once in a while i see some downs coming across my algorithm and i and i drop a

00:44:27.560 tear for power gang because it's something uh cole would love i just can't believe that uh

00:44:34.300 Clint didn't show up.

00:44:36.040 I mean, the invite.

00:44:37.780 We sent the invite.

00:44:39.020 Cole, how do you feel about the whole thing falling apart?

00:44:42.260 Did it make you sad?

00:44:43.080 It's the best thing that happened to me.

00:44:47.440 Look at those things.

00:44:49.680 I like that ever since it happened.

00:44:51.560 I've become Yoko Ono, and there's just no shaking it.

00:44:55.240 Have you?

00:44:56.020 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:44:56.820 You just have a really badass.

00:44:58.680 That's not true.

00:44:59.800 He's Asian.

00:45:00.840 Oh, I want it to come back.

00:45:02.160 I don't have a badass.

00:45:04.300 that's a silly and a stupid joke i've always wondered if that picture of no i felt it but

00:45:08.540 and uh and john lennon was real have you seen the one oh you think it's ai no no i think people

00:45:13.760 have edited it because it like it seems way too small like they seem way too like

00:45:18.660 you ever see that video where uh bill burr before he was a total queer he was uh making fun of yoko

00:45:26.780 ono when she started doing the yodeling at uh dude that's a great breakdown where she's like

00:45:33.300 talking about john lennon is there to meet his hero and and play music with his hero and this

00:45:37.620 stupid bitch can't take the back seat and just let her husband boyfriend whatever enjoy the

00:45:41.980 spotlight and she just starts howling this is bizarre i put uh yoko and john lennon in bed

00:45:46.720 and there are like thousands of pictures of them in bed that's weird yeah yeah so they're just

00:45:51.200 always in bed that's what that was a famous period in their lives where they were like i think they

00:45:55.280 were protesting something uh it looks like a protest it looks like it fucking smells in this

00:45:59.220 Right. Imagine that.

00:46:01.060 An Asian girl who hasn't shepherded in weeks.

00:46:03.320 Turn your shit around real quick. Bring one of them up.

00:46:05.320 Oh, wow.

00:46:07.360 That's a lot of good pictures.

00:46:09.240 Are you checking your heart rate on that fucking thing?

00:46:11.180 No, my messages.

00:46:12.780 Oh, shit. Mine is not good.

00:46:15.900 Your heart rate?

00:46:17.440 I don't really know what you're doing.

00:46:19.080 You're sitting heart rate? You're just chilling, dude.

00:46:21.260 What kind of message you got going on there, man?

00:46:23.580 My wife.

00:46:25.280 What's she want?

00:46:26.120 All right, I'm headed over to the show of losers over here.

00:46:32.260 Unbelievable.

00:46:33.280 Are you really going to leave?

00:46:35.200 Yeah.

00:46:35.920 All right, we're going to send the whole chat over to the comment section.

00:46:40.940 You're going to come into the comment section?

00:46:42.600 You can?

00:46:43.900 Just hang out for a few more minutes.

00:46:46.080 He is stressed about being late.

00:46:47.340 That is funny.

00:46:47.960 Is that why you have, like, a high heart rate?

00:46:51.060 Invite them in here.

00:46:52.200 Tony, are you still libertarian?

00:46:53.980 No.

00:46:55.220 Oh.

00:46:55.480 you're not that's nice i haven't i haven't been for quite a little liberty dude i i ran for the

00:47:00.480 libertarian party on a campaign that was my message was you guys are all fucking losers

00:47:05.760 i remember that it was pretty awesome actually it was real early into me getting to to meet toad and

00:47:12.660 and he kicked his shoes off and he got in his bare feet onto a stool next to a bunch of fucking

00:47:17.400 psychopaths one of which by the way was like screaming to himself in the woods as we pulled

00:47:22.060 up in georgia it was really strong was that guy's name uh jacob horn jacob hornberger i didn't know

00:47:26.660 what i was getting into when i went to georgia to see the lp convention and there was an old man

00:47:31.000 in a bad suit screaming to himself in the woods turned out it was a dude running for the candidacy

00:47:37.640 yeah well we ended his candidacy that day so yeah and wasn't there also a cop and a homosexual

00:47:42.880 they won yes yes no those are the guys that won yes the homosexual one yeah oh they both won

00:47:50.220 actually right that's pretty cool i guess are you not a libertarian as in you're not part of

00:47:56.520 the libertarian party or you just don't believe in the in the actual uh like ideology i mean i'm

00:48:01.960 not a faggot damn wow what the fuck are you talking about

00:48:06.240 explain yourself i mean there has to be more reasons than that that actually didn't even

00:48:15.000 answer the question profound i think you're just trying to be more funny than look at the

00:48:20.940 libertarian party and that's why i was asking are you asking like ask yourself like am i one of

00:48:27.700 these people fuck now well yeah i mean kind of do you get any kind of refund partial refund or

00:48:35.040 no no member no i'm a lifetime member and that's it i already gave them the money it's over

00:48:41.960 How much money does it cost?

00:48:43.700 $1,500.

00:48:44.960 What?

00:48:45.500 Oh, my God.

00:48:47.520 You need that money.

00:48:49.560 But that's kind of interesting because then they can't shake you.

00:48:52.320 You pay $1,500 and you call them a bunch of fucking losers and they go, yeah, he's one of us.

00:48:56.700 I also paid for half another lifetime membership for the dude that was running the LP Massachusetts back then, yeah.

00:49:05.400 Huh.

00:49:05.960 He's giving out money, man?

00:49:07.520 Jews, Jews, Jews, hates the Jews.

00:49:09.400 it was because josh won vice chair i've tweeted out if josh smith wins vice chair i'm gonna buy

00:49:15.500 a lifetime membership and then it happened and i put my money where my mouth is man so stupid

00:49:21.340 like you know selling your house moving out of massachusetts are you tyler are you still

00:49:28.300 libertarian can we sell lifetime memberships to our show what does it get them uh what did it

00:49:32.660 you get a lifetime membership you could show up whenever you want it got me on the show

00:49:38.940 It got me absolutely nothing.

00:49:41.000 It got me AIDS.

00:49:42.360 You get to ask Mark Random for Top's house address.

00:49:45.960 Oh, my God.

00:49:47.400 He'll never remember it.

00:49:49.420 That's probably true.

00:49:50.380 That's actually the best part about Mark Random knowing where you live is there's no way he's ever going to recollect it.

00:49:54.820 You know, by the way, I did look at his page.

00:49:57.580 He's no longer doing stand-up.

00:50:01.240 He is doing rap commentary with black people.

00:50:05.460 What does that mean?

00:50:06.340 it means he's like showing up to hip hop venues and he's sitting across tables from black dudes

00:50:14.420 and he's debating drake versus you know another rapper actually that's actually a pretty good

00:50:20.580 niche i i could find it that actually works it does it actually works did you notice

00:50:27.140 mark random is not on the um the the whatever you call it for the new host for l

00:50:38.300 legion of skanks whatever it is of course not he's banned huh yeah no he's banned

00:50:44.380 no one was interesting i'm like i don't care legion of skanks is over for me i did look

00:50:49.980 through the list of names i didn't really i recognized some i couldn't care less like

00:50:53.940 It should be me.

00:50:55.760 It's hard.

00:50:56.380 You can't replace Dave, right?

00:50:57.820 Is Crack Amico in the running?

00:51:00.280 Nope.

00:51:01.020 You need, like, Owen Benjamin or something like that.

00:51:04.140 Yeah, Owen Benjamin would be fantastic, but he won't leave the farm.

00:51:07.640 Owen Benjamin would be, like, it would cause too much friction.

00:51:10.000 Oh, it would be very, well, it would be great to watch.

00:51:12.720 Yeah, it would be great to watch.

00:51:14.180 You guys know where to find this band, though.

00:51:15.880 Wow, Toad, hang out.

00:51:16.640 So what's the plan, Toad?

00:51:17.840 Where are you going to go after this?

00:51:19.160 Can you believe this?

00:51:19.880 This guy is, Toad is actually signing off.

00:51:21.000 I have a show that I do every Tuesday night, man.

00:51:22.740 To do a show with the fucking 500-pound Alaskan.

00:51:26.580 Some guy who can't shit right.

00:51:28.280 This is some guy with Rugrat tattoos.

00:51:31.240 And a guy that's here right now.

00:51:33.440 This show has got a big future ahead of it.

00:51:36.940 And you're just going to throw it all away?

00:51:39.320 We invited Jose, but Jose is doing his show.

00:51:42.180 He's doing his show.

00:51:42.980 He doesn't see the value in the future of this show,

00:51:46.840 which is going to be huge.

00:51:47.660 I don't like having conflicting commitments.

00:51:50.520 Power hang.

00:51:51.260 say say power hang say power hang power hang good i don't like what you say with the you got no

00:51:59.320 how about five to do toad solo and it didn't mean for something we'll just get to an hour

00:52:08.000 we'll get we'll sign out an hour that's nine minutes give us till 10 30 come on man

00:52:13.040 like because i gotta get up too in the morning unbelievable all right so then 10 20 10 20 is

00:52:19.300 the most will do yeah say it this time it but like well like you mean it say christ is king

00:52:24.060 power hang christ is king

00:52:31.900 how do i make it toad solo what did you click on his little face right there i got his face

00:52:40.340 toad what are you watching back there i i don't know march madness i think i don't know what i

00:52:47.260 on right now it starts thursday no it started tonight nigga i mean i guess the first four

00:52:54.940 starts tonight right yeah the first game was insane oh we lost tyler he's like this is bad

00:52:59.980 and gay i wanted to ask tyler if he was still libertarian i think tyler just disconnected

00:53:04.460 accidentally yeah i think he did too we'll never know now we'll see he's going to drink beer with

00:53:10.220 his wife or something i don't know what he's doing it's that what he had his name man yeah something

00:53:13.660 like that all right all right wow everybody's just bailing on us everyone has to go do loser

00:53:18.400 cast and i guess so how come i'm never invited on loser what's the topic on loser cast today

00:53:22.880 we can invite benjamin netanyahu did we we have no topic uh that's we we're never we never have

00:53:28.160 any topic planned the the whole the format of the show is it's a round table and we each nominate

00:53:34.300 who we think is the biggest loser of the week that's it at the table and that and that's how

00:53:39.960 we that's how we like you know riff we riff on the losers you know who's your vote for then

00:53:46.200 nato you know what you know what this sounds like it sounds like uh nato

00:53:52.340 yes yes nato north american treaty yeah that's that's what i'm going with tonight oh i thought

00:53:59.080 i thought they meant like the biggest loser like in the show that's what's called it's called

00:54:02.420 biggest loser no the nomination the nomination can be anybody like i've done like black neighborhoods

00:54:07.680 i've done like a whole bunch of different shit wait what the fuck's this show called

00:54:10.760 loser cast oh loser cast i was like biggest loser would you mind if we watch some like

00:54:16.240 fucking loser it's trademarked probably i thought i was like there's no way you're gonna go watch it

00:54:20.900 i'm going there right now subscribe to no no wait hang out it's got 43 uh things it could use more

00:54:26.720 subscribers no this is not not the right loser no i found it i found the right one i found one

00:54:31.160 with 112 what's a bondy beat down who's a whore wait is this the one with eight subscribers

00:54:38.100 i doubt it i think we have more than that what the hell's that ellie stockholm

00:54:43.060 oh ellie stockholm that was uh that was the guest that we had on who uh shows her butthole

00:54:48.900 oh you got butthole bitches look at her she's a hefty lass huh that was a fun episode i bet

00:54:55.980 yeah toad i can't even find your podcast it goes for two hours and 41 minutes jeez man how much

00:55:03.940 can you get how much milk can you milk out of it she's such a uh what do you think you are joe rogan

00:55:10.040 go watch the episode man i don't know what to tell you i'm not watching that episode

00:55:15.980 this is it here yes look look at the one with the big uh uh slide this one here yeah

00:55:23.620 yeah yeah oh god unbelievable this is yeah this is probably one of the witches that i've been

00:55:28.920 fighting with on fucking let's watch it let's watch it short let's let's send it with this

00:55:34.540 i specifically didn't show up for that one because i'm like i don't want to be on screen

00:55:38.520 with a butt fuck or sorry my language oh all right no i don't know i don't know i don't

00:55:42.880 i don't think she i don't know if she does that but she shows her butthole she shows her butthole

00:55:47.900 what a nasty bitch right all right here we go i know i only want to text this is oh i feel like

00:55:53.480 I know that guy, this fat guy.

00:55:55.180 That's Vito.

00:55:56.420 Toad is the best-looking person on this panel.

00:55:58.740 I know.

00:55:59.260 That's why I'm on it.

00:56:00.760 I'm the hot one.

00:56:02.260 This guy next to Leighton looks like Bucktoot Jesus' husband.

00:56:06.360 That's Leighton's husband.

00:56:07.640 He lives in his room.

00:56:09.060 Jeez.

00:56:09.860 Oh, my God.

00:56:10.760 That's why Mormons win the fucking religion race, okay?

00:56:14.940 This is actually – baptism for the dead was actually a doctrine that arose out of the question of,

00:56:22.360 well okay if this is the true church real quick it took him five seconds to get him to say just

00:56:27.840 on a short by the way i've got him right here colt look at him just unabashedly sniffing well

00:56:33.740 dude his orifices don't work his butthole in his mouth they don't work yeah we edited this

00:56:39.560 hey motherfucker it's called a short let's see the next one this is fucking pitiful dog

00:56:45.100 no that was one episode i don't know he's a dildo as a weapon do you remember saints row

00:56:52.100 oh yeah oh yeah gta oh my god look at this guy's fucking teeth he looks like the the caveman from

00:56:58.500 night he missed he missed an episode because his teeth were falling out of his mouth

00:57:03.400 it's kind of a meme and i kind of understand it but we need to raise taxes on podcast equipment

00:57:10.520 yeah yeah it's getting too like we need i mean i'm talking like a 200 tax yeah i think you're

00:57:18.620 attacks like we got to keep the pours away this guy's this guy's literally on he's on layton's

00:57:25.360 phone yeah he's yeah no he just sits right next to him he sits right next to later oh yeah they

00:57:30.940 have the same back okay i see they have here's his background does he have his own microphone

00:57:34.440 yes so it looks like a nice he seems like a nice guy i'm telling you i'm telling you like we need

00:57:41.300 to raise taxes on all podcasts my equipment you can use the dildo that's before you go on let's

00:57:49.580 ask where he got his podcast mic from yes i got it from tyler and honestly i i should have been

00:57:56.720 too much you should have been like no honestly you shouldn't be doing a podcast what is this

00:58:01.320 we have like an introduction to what is loser oh yeah let's watch that that sounds good loser cast

00:58:05.900 the show where we proudly spotlight the world's biggest losers past present and otherwise

00:58:10.960 every week the hosts and whatever brave guests join us

00:58:14.060 playing on not only they believe

00:58:15.480 it's not gonna lie

00:58:16.080 it needs to be more nasally

00:58:17.780 they'll hype their pick

00:58:18.760 trash everyone else's

00:58:20.340 and battle it out until only one loser stands

00:58:23.040 at the end of each episode

00:58:24.900 live viewers and the fine folks on act

00:58:27.300 I think Layton kept trying to ask us to come on

00:58:29.360 Nephilim Death Squad

00:58:30.200 and we're like well what are we gonna talk about

00:58:31.740 and he kept saying Alaska

00:58:32.840 and I was like I couldn't fucking care less

00:58:34.200 he was like I know a lot of shit about Alaska

00:58:36.000 and I

00:58:36.820 I bet you actually

00:58:38.440 it's probably

00:58:38.780 I'm sure Alaska's got some cool shit

00:58:40.500 I know Alaska has a bunch of cool stories.

00:58:46.340 I've been watching Antique Roadhouse, Alaska.

00:58:48.920 Yeah, it has a bunch of cool shit.

00:58:50.740 What do you think about Alaska, huh, Tord?

00:58:52.240 It's the presenter.

00:58:53.980 So what do you think about Alaska?

00:58:55.060 Not the present.

00:58:56.140 It doesn't exist.

00:59:00.520 Hold on, wait.

00:59:01.320 I want to put this on the screen real quick because this is, I don't know, man.

00:59:06.460 I tend to think, and I'm not dissing.

00:59:08.940 Tord, what's your blood pressure right now?

00:59:10.120 I'm not dissing Toad.

00:59:11.580 I can only see my heart rate right now, and it's 105.

00:59:14.800 Is that a lot?

00:59:15.380 Your heart rate is 105.

00:59:16.920 Is that bad?

00:59:17.840 I don't really know heart rate.

00:59:19.000 For resting?

00:59:19.600 For resting, what should it be?

00:59:20.980 He's activated.

00:59:22.060 My watch is, like, buzzing right now, telling me that it's a stressful period in my life right now.

00:59:26.720 Is that crazy?

00:59:29.540 What is a resting heart rate?

00:59:30.440 What should it be?

00:59:31.100 I mean, like, mine is 58.

00:59:33.920 Yeah, it should be, like, in the 50s to 60s for resting heart rate.

00:59:37.460 You're at 105.

00:59:38.900 Yeah, look.

00:59:40.120 yeah well it's 99 right now that's crazy look at this fat bitch okay hey hey hey i'm sorry i just

00:59:53.140 wanted to show everybody which by the way of course she's a witch yeah probably uh what a fat

00:59:58.620 bitch yeah 51 the average resting heart rate is 61 to 76 oh my god hey you're killing it you're

01:00:04.860 told you're dying this guy's resting i know my watch keeps buzzing and telling me that

01:00:08.780 um i'm under too much stress it's like hey why is your co-host smelling his fingers

01:00:12.780 oh good question broseph smith broseph smith i don't want to know broseph sniff i see him on

01:00:19.600 tweeter broseph is a nice guy i'm just saying that i didn't say he was a bad guy what do you

01:00:24.900 think it smells like in leighton's room oh my god smells like that dude that's living in his

01:00:28.360 closet with no teeth the same as it does inside of ellie's ass oh my god all right we'll play this

01:00:34.120 what are we playing oh no there's nothing to play i just said look at this fat bitch

01:00:36.680 i'm all for mocking her

01:00:39.720 oh it's muted oh my bad here we go

01:00:44.060 the whole fucking god

01:00:45.660 epstein island for animals

01:00:50.820 she's got the camera on her gut and when she laughs it just shakes around

01:00:55.240 Oh, man, keep playing this.

01:00:56.720 Kwin Island?

01:00:56.800 Kwin Island?

01:00:57.240 Kwin Island?

01:00:58.280 Yes.

01:00:59.620 Yes.

01:01:00.180 Kwin Island is the best.

01:01:01.580 Yes, dude.

01:01:02.480 Oh, Jesus.

01:01:03.480 Oh, yes.

01:01:05.920 Oh, yes.

01:01:07.780 Taking Pony Show to whole new re-meaning.

01:01:10.480 That's what I mean.

01:01:12.720 Jeez, man.

01:01:14.060 I don't want to play that anymore.

01:01:15.400 I know, that made me feel bad.

01:01:16.700 That does feel bad.

01:01:17.900 I just wanted to show y'all a fat, fat nasty.

01:01:19.200 You ready to get out of here, Cole?

01:01:20.400 That made me, that really put a damper on things.

01:01:23.240 Yeah.

01:01:23.740 sorry that's that's what we do on the show man we don't have black we can go out on i have a

01:01:28.980 question like again this goes back to the raise the tax on podcast equipment sure did you like

01:01:33.780 when you start something toad do you think this is going to be something special or do you think

01:01:40.780 i just need to do something because my life is worth do we have to do we have any of those any

01:01:46.080 videos was that good that felt good one take baby one take we can get out of here on that

01:01:56.820 is that fair toad yes okay you do have some i'm pretty sure i got one we could watch real quick

01:02:02.780 by the way top i was just gonna push that button myself did you push that because

01:02:07.220 i accidentally did you're in your mind it's in the drops i see what's going on here i was like

01:02:13.040 never got rid of that cole is cole's philosophizing he's looking at toad right now i just it's

01:02:18.240 philosophizing uh it makes me

01:02:24.960 no no they're not you need to add that reminds me uh you have some soap and shampoo and stuff

01:02:29.600 i can use yeah yeah guys no he doesn't have soap and shampoo he just doesn't i couldn't bring it

01:02:33.600 on the the plane you know so smells like loser cast right now oh we gotta do a quick plug for

01:02:40.240 Our sponsor, Nadeau Shaveco?

01:02:42.000 Are they still in business?

01:02:43.940 I'm pretty sure they're still sponsoring us.

01:02:45.280 Don't smell your armpits.

01:02:46.140 What's going on?

01:02:46.640 No, I smell good.

01:02:47.780 Toad was like, oh, he smells bad because I didn't have soap for six hours today.

01:02:51.240 He might.

01:02:51.860 I still have a bunch of Nadeau razors.

01:02:54.760 Oh, we got a Van Man soap for you.

01:02:57.100 Yeah.

01:02:57.580 There you go.

01:02:57.900 Oh, there you go.

01:02:58.500 I actually was wanting, like, I do.

01:03:00.400 No, they're not in business anymore.

01:03:01.880 They're fucking done, dog.

01:03:02.800 The Van Man soap or the Nadeau?

01:03:04.160 The Nadeau, yeah.

01:03:05.040 I still have the razors because they sent me.

01:03:07.700 A thousand.

01:03:08.400 A thousand razors.

01:03:09.580 i replaced it every time i use that i mean obviously i don't shave a lot but every

01:03:13.500 razor put in a new one i think you're supposed to because it's really sharp and you shouldn't be

01:03:19.000 like uh there's enough in there to do there is enough in there yeah david where are my nigger

01:03:24.880 fights i'm trying to find it uh there was a great one hold on a second and i and i

01:03:29.860 we're talking loops or what are we talking no it's just a one one quick fight uh but it seems

01:03:36.320 my Twitter fucking

01:03:37.860 hit it from me. I just found Josie as a black

01:03:40.420 woman. I made Josie as a

01:03:42.420 black lady. I've been watching

01:03:44.160 The Wire for the first time. Oh, real?

01:03:46.120 Oh, yeah. Solid.

01:03:48.180 Yeah, me and Will Tate and my wife were looking.

01:03:50.760 Who?

01:03:52.080 Oh, that's the wrong one. You can press it, baby.

01:03:53.520 I want you to do it because I know

01:03:55.560 you like it. I do like it.

01:03:58.140 Because we finished up

01:03:59.700 Oh, what was it?

01:04:01.260 Oh, we've been watching The Pit, another great show.

01:04:03.760 Really good show. No, it's not.

01:04:05.340 and then we watched the uh the most recent like spinoff of uh game of thrones the knight of seven

01:04:12.520 kingdoms oh that was really good i love that show really good show it was and then so we were kind

01:04:18.360 of like you know you know that like that in between literally only one black person when

01:04:23.000 you're in between shows and you're like oh i gotta find it's you're just watching just

01:04:26.060 bullshit for like a couple and you're like st louis what's that dtf st louis i saw that on the

01:04:33.280 But then I was like, I haven't watched The Wire.

01:04:35.660 And so I was like, let's just watch The Wire.

01:04:37.140 I've heard it's, I mean, like one of the greatest shows of all time.

01:04:39.100 What's it about?

01:04:39.760 What's it about?

01:04:40.860 Baltimore, unfortunately.

01:04:42.980 Oh, man.

01:04:43.920 In a great way.

01:04:44.960 But why I brought it up was because it looks like the guys that were tweaking on there.

01:04:50.240 The way he's just sitting there and fidgeting right now, he's so upset that he can't get to his show yet.

01:04:56.240 He looks like one of those guys that were tweaking from drugs, trying to wait for some heroin.

01:05:00.600 Oh, wait, I got a good drug show.

01:05:03.280 bring that up on the screen real quick i know it's kind of this is i know we have to go soon but

01:05:06.980 i'm willing to stay here all night if we can keep toad go ahead because i just wanted to see

01:05:11.660 him get more oh shit oh shit look at those oh no they made her oh it's toad and leonardo joni

01:05:22.500 oh my god this is what ai was made for that was that was the act no with ai that was the actual

01:05:30.620 picture i can't believe they got that like it's so good it's such a great picture she didn't even

01:05:36.880 say toad from loser cash she said toad from death squad yeah crazy loser crazy she's out here by the

01:05:45.080 way uh i thought she was gonna say tower gang or something she's living in uh florida i think she's

01:05:50.380 living in florida she she said something like oh fucking i'm gonna move down there yeah and i was

01:05:54.540 like yeah and then i just never hit her back fat bitch i'm sure she fucking doesn't give a shit

01:05:58.000 dude i can't find this black people fight and and it's like my my instagram must have just just

01:06:02.960 just bring up a clip from the wire if i just type in fight i know i'll get it but this is crazy i i

01:06:07.760 i can't i can't believe my black it was a great black people fight it was a great tweet it's when

01:06:11.600 i said me when chris bled so is the lady shows up oh yeah it was it was a great video i don't even

01:06:18.000 want to spoil it because if i could find it it's fantastic but i'm having a hard time finding it

01:06:23.760 man and it was gonna be it was gonna be a uh it was a great video i'm just so bummed out about it

01:06:28.980 you guys you're letting your niggers get out of hand

01:06:33.400 plug your show and then we can get out of here you know where i learned a toad on you know

01:06:44.700 it's the tower power hour slut the tower power hour bitch no way jose liberty lockdowns

01:06:51.600 Clint, bitch, Reed, Cole, Top Lobster, and Toad.

01:07:00.960 Tower Gang, Tower Gang, Tower Gang, Tower Gang.

01:07:03.500 Tower Gang, Tower Gang, Tower Gang, Tower Gang.

01:07:05.100 Liberty Lock is Truth A.

01:07:06.940 Same with Lobster, Cole, and Jose.

01:07:09.540 Toad is sick, no way, Jose.

01:07:11.460 It's the Tower Power, our slug.

01:07:13.040 They made day spent all his...

01:07:14.560 Tower Gang, Tower Gang, Tower Gang, Tower Gang.

01:07:17.060 Tower Gang, Tower Gang, Tower Gang, Tower Gang.

01:07:19.160 Taver Gang, Taver Gang, Taver Gang, Taver Gang

01:07:21.160 Taver Gang, Taver Gang, Taver Gang

01:07:23.160 Taver Gang, Taver Gang

01:07:25.160 Taver Gang, Taver Gang

01:07:29.160 It's so fucking hard to line up the syllables and all that

01:07:37.160 I mean I, I mean I

01:07:39.160 That's all folks

Nephilim Death Squad - April 26, 2026

Power Hang

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