Power Hang
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Length
1 hour and 7 minutes
Harmful content
Misogyny
47
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312
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240
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Summary
This week, Top Lobster, Cole, and Tyler are joined by special guest Cole and producer Tyler to discuss all things Tower Gang. The boys also discuss their favorite moments from the show and what they are looking forward to in the future.
Transcript
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I've been listening to NDS for a little over six months
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This ain't Tower Gang, nigga, this is Power Hang.
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That is Top Lobster, the father of disinformation.
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I don't know what we're doing, but Cole was in town,
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um and i don't think you guys are gonna like it is it is it weird to say his name while he's like
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clearly obscuring his face i know what it's like to be on the other side of it when i when i saw
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like well i saw the picture of this and i was like i texted my wife and i was like who did you text
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and i was like oh i think they had faceless in studio today no oh no because i was like he's
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brown just like you yeah yeah and so i just saw the lips and the eyes and i was like oh
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but then when i saw i was like top i gotta wear i like that when we let him wear it he was like
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this is quality dude so shout out to face by the way by the way breathable yeah you could like we're
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also joined by tyler this is fucking disrespectful it is very disrespectful you have monologue about
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the mask unbelievable tyler the producer he's from behind the scenes he's showing his face he's
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showing his gooch what's yo this is he did show his gooch before right before it started how you
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doing i good i'm i'm concerned about the gimp mask that uh faceless uh cole has on over there
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does your wife prefer that or is it breathable cotton this is this is like i believe it is
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cotton yeah it's not like the thing that i was wearing when i was like that egyptian shit
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when i was touching your oiled up bodies yeah that was a little bit different we were actually
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reminiscing about that today uh we were looking at those pictures and i just thought how funny
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was it that we did bro hemi and grove and we bought all these like heavy hitters right sam
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tripoli and owen benjamin all these guys and we said hold on we gotta oil up our bodies and have
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toad touch i know you guys are here i know this is important i know we paid you this is a big deal
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right a pause because me and cole have to take our shirts off we have to oil each other up
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got to get a pump on wait a second but you oiled each other up not not yourselves well he helped
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that's what actually ruined elijah shaffer's marriage i was gonna say this was this was a
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turning point and i'm like elijah's a really good actor because he's like he's leaning into it i
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don't like this this is gay he concealed his bone really well when he was out there upon a review
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We have the tape from all different angles, and we have an Elijah cam.
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And there's a point where he puts his hand in his shirt, and he's just –
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He was, like, rubbing his nipples and stuff?
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Like the dude in – was it South Park that he rubbed his nipples?
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I, like – he tried to put on being disgusted more than anybody else.
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He tried to put on being disgusted more than anybody else.
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Well, Owen Benjamin, but at least he had the decency to leave.
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Yeah, that's how you know I'm not gay because I was, like, touching you real hard.
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To be fair, I was also disgusted with myself because I had ate.
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I mean, those past two days before that, I was eating.
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Like, I had – I don't think I ever told you this.
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i ate too much and i threw up the night before but uh i think it's because of all the right
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got uh an edema like a demon no damn a demon it's called my son
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no no well he is a red one your wife will know what is that uh edema anemia
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edema okay well let's have a good somebody have a damn google here basically i got uh
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and you can look it up it's it actually looks like what uh like what you're old like what can
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you're 60 year old it's a swelling caused by excess fluid trapped in body tissue commonly
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occurring in legs feet and hands due to injury inflammation i literally yeah yeah it's the band
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i've seen them live by the way i seriously i had cankles afterwards did you really yeah my whole
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leg look like a tube well it's like it looked great on stage yeah i know but then all the
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wall all that like shit i was eating like from you from your mom like yeah it was delicious i
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couldn't help i had been starving myself well the next day we got chocolate from steve from costa
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rica and no that was the night before you guys want to know something very interesting because
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i i constantly think about cole yeah i guess my our wives still talk our wives they still talk
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whatever me we don't talk we don't talk anymore we don't talk anymore you only talked in the in
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the group chat maybe yeah because you were just so so busy like you just never talked to me one
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of course i did you're the only one that i talked to anyway i i think about you a lot too actually
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yesterday was a weird moment because i got the new 3d printer yeah and i readjusted the uh the
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studio slash whatever my my extra room where the studio was took all the shit out coiled up
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everything it was a it was an emotional moment i moved your uh your your bookshelf behind oh yeah
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yeah and i bought all the stuff upstairs and then i went behind it and i stepped on glass
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a lot of fun you know what the glass was from the glass dildo that you left at the house
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and at some point dave was like like this and it dropped it broke or some shit like that oh he was
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overreacting to something oh that broke a glass still though like broke seems really dangerous
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though because it could break like while it's in you it's not for use toad you ever see that that
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video with the dude with the jar in the butt the same thing yeah unfortunately yes anyway stepped
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on some glass yesterday and or maybe the day before and then i thought of cole yeah a glass
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in my foot and i said cole that's a great my heart by the way and then he texted me he's like
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that's a psychic phenomenon you ever step on your homie's glass dildo and all of a sudden he calls
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crazy before the show started um cole and he was being really mean uh to toad well uh and i guess
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it was about the quality of of his life and i think that what is this any different than usual
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has not changed no i really enjoyed that no it's still shit i still want to kill myself
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but the interactions hadn't changed at all cole was still oh no we're jumping right back into it
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weird yeah i like from the beginning i was always hard on him for this hard on him i mean hard on
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for his decisions for his financial decisions yeah well and i came in i was like did you uh
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any any anything happening yeah and he goes uh i'm on unemployment no i was i was so you're no
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longer on unemployment what you see here is uh it's called stasis yeah yeah is that what that
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smell is what are you what are you doing now toad gambling oh my god i mean just fucking this
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i mean what do you want like if i'm gonna do this like things professionally like
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we want you we were like if you just up the amount that you gamble yeah because you're like
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on so successful there we're like okay then just like yeah triple the amount sure and therefore
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you'll triple the outcome well that's that's not necessarily right because like if you win
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too much at like a certain spot they'll just be like no we're only going to accept like
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fifty dollars asking about is that what you're doing does that really happen though i mean are
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you winning too much well no because i can't i can't do that because listen to me you can't just
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to do that so it's actually like i'm sick of winning guys no you're the trouble betting i
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got sick of it and i decided to ruin it no like like since i actually started doing it since i
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like got you know liquid funds back to bankroll this i've lost money since then oh yeah that sucks
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what's your biggest loss so i hit i hit like a bad stretch but no listen this is why you can't
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3x you cannot 3x what you're doing unless you 3x your bankroll and i have not done that yet so you
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have to you have to be super disciplined about this you have a unit size mine's very small
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and you have to that's what you have to do you have to stick to it you know what i mean and you
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have to overcome like the bad if not the three x's how many x's have you have you up 0.5
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so but you're playing with it's like you're playing with the house money right this is a
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government disability money house money i'll be i'll be doing that once i sell this place then i
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play with house money we told you to sell it two years three years ago the market has gone up since
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then right yeah it has it's gone up further so well the thing is i guess the market has gone up
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for like sellers but no one wants to buy yeah yeah he's kind of well then well then it couldn't
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have gone up for sellers because then no if nobody's buying then you can't sell it hold on
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on a second toad wait like no no no i know he's got a heart out so tell him why you have a heart
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out good what i didn't say tyler i tried to be respectful in the chat right was i respectful in
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the chat yeah okay tell him fucking tell him oh tell tell you saying toad say tell everybody why
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you have a heart out tell cole yeah why do you have a heart out because i do a show called loser
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cast who's on it that would be me uh leighton you guys know him from out loud thoughts he's the
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embodiment of alaska it's um a dude who has no teeth who i think is an eskimo who lives in
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leighton's room and then a mormon dude who lives in like a closet and sells shit on ebay and what
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doesn't have a functional asshole and then oh and then tyler supposedly and do i skip it all the
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time just for general stuff and definitely not adam nutter i don't understand the jokes
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you've understood it just functional asshole no he does he doesn't he has crohn's disease
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let me interpret for toad he has crohn's disease uh leighton and this other guy are high as fuck
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every time yeah it's it's fun but no one watches that was a strained fun yeah it was oh man you
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You can hear whenever, like, it's like the, like, you're given, like, you're like, hey, I need you to market this.
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The way that it started was because Leighton and I were both in the Legion of Scents biggest loser contest.
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anymore and i would still never do that wait so what's the is it going well no what's the show
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about we just pick a loser every week it's kind of fun right yeah but um um i show up he took a
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second crack at it yeah he was like i'll change the intonation on this wait so going back to
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toad's life we have 45 minutes with him so let's fucking hurry this up yeah i want to know what's
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the plan what's the plan because there's certainly one has come about it's been a long time uh since
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the nigga how hitler days oh yeah and uh losing your job and and performing a banger on stage
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with your ukulele uh getting the crowd you know all wrapped up and not only singing uh uh nigga
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how hitler but also singing you have to say um nigga i mean it's just how hitler like that's
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i thought it was nhh is the name of the song oh it might be yeah yeah no it's just how hitler
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oh okay so i've just been saying it oh my bad are we sure the lyrics are nigga how hitler and
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And then the other song that I played was Throw the Jew Down the Well was the other one.
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We're just referencing Borat all night tonight.
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Listen, dude, I will say, man, that was like lightning in a bottle.
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Well, I thought that moment was like a real high for him.
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And I was like, how does he get – how does he capitalize –
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was that actually the best moment of your life toad i was gonna i was thinking about what would
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be my best moment of my life yeah and like and like i have a few but like to be like
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i mean are they marriage or childbirth any of those or is it i mean yeah i mean
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like what do you think it would be like what would be the best day of my life like sure
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when i was born when i graduated it was a really cool graduation is a lot of people
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say graduation or you know when they got married your first kid closed on your house
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which i'm now gonna have to sell but yeah you better sell all the markets though baby
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that rape acquittal that was pretty funny that he's like the rape acquittal
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yeah that that was a good day as well it's funny that he has to like the things that we were telling
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him to do oh he doesn't listen at all two years ago no no no he listens he's gonna have to do
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but yeah it's just that we were like hey now you there's the sentence that they're gonna be made
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yeah and either you can make them now or they're gonna be made for you later
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i procrastinate like i choose made for me later yeah then it still happens and then he's like
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still boat bitching and moaning about it yeah yeah well i was like look dude i i've put all
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this money you know like i've had it all stolen from me by the government so i'm like i'm gonna
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take some of it back from them i'm gonna ride that wave for a little while the theft wave
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and then you know you see him justifying being on unemployment and then see what happens after that
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I'm going to contribute more to society than whoever else gets it.
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How long can you be on unemployment out in there in Massachusetts?
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So I should just spin that as, you know, I can't work anymore because, you know, I could have a seizure at any time.
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In about two years, he'll get to doing this, actually.
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In about two years, he'll be like, guys, I've actually filed for disability, finally.
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You should have done this when we started.
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Well, also, I'm just generally retarded, so maybe I can get away with it that way.
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Yeah, and there were people saying that he is, like, faking it.
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That Danish, long-haired dude who looks like a metalhead.
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i mean obviously he had a stroke oh yeah everybody well if you think this mask is
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uncomfortable no it's a high quality it also costs a lot of money thinking that it is like
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it is not itchy it is not no dude he makes good i swear to god that costs like 70 dollars
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it is it is legit like he's just getting like saliva on the sides his uh soul patch is coming
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out and laying on top of it one of those things about it like you know is that a is that a mask
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So he sells them, but they're custom-made to his head,
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and faceless notoriously has a giant fucking head.
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Well, yeah, you need to be able to rape comfortably, so...
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Well, yeah, I've worn it, like, once, maybe twice.
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Actually, I had to stop, because they were giving me tummy aches.
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um and were you eating like you're giving me edema i've given eaten like all all beef you know
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were you eating the kosher stuff because i swear to god like i i mean they this is a good question
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i was in the kosher section of the supermarket eating kosher yeah because they wouldn't poison
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themselves right no seriously they have like like like versus like organic and all the other like
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their standards are so much higher and they're black
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got him honestly though i was thinking the same thing i was like we probably should eat the
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kosher shit because they ain't poisoning themselves they might be maybe these people
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are demonic they're bombing themselves and they look retarded their own president's dead
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maybe is he dead yeah i think toad would know what have you been paying attention what are you
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what are you into lately lifting metal shit uh he's dead he looks a little smaller than before
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he looks trim but he looks uh uh he looks ripped he looks like super saiyan 2 go are you ripped
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not as ripped as i was he's ripped but i'm getting down there but i have not been into
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politics at all okay good yeah it's been good i've been i've been separated i've just been like
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y'all think it's still libertarian instagram feed been like then lately because that's i know that's
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like oh that's no i still keep it nice and uh like crazy you know i still keep it i still keep
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the weirdos rolling in that's not changing at all uh oh man speaking of that it's been a long time
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let's let's play our game real quick oh what's the game has changed a bit like the explore like
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they changed up like so like my reels but a lot of i hate it is related now what was that girl's
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name the satanic oh yeah we tried looking up her recently right yeah and what was the deal
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i forgot did she have a stroke too do you remember that
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oh the one that looks like toad yeah jesus buck tooth jesus yeah right yeah yeah i haven't i have
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not been keeping up with buck tooth jesus but oh my god i am aware that netanyahu is dead and all
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is it a bigger like uh news that net now who died or that day smith left legionist against
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yeah that was sad that was really sad yeah i cried what do you think this is
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you can tell it was like what do you think buck to buck tooth jesus's position on the iran and
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israel i have a feeling that she he unironically uh hates the jews right yeah i like that yeah
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true i think you're right yeah i think that's true that's where her and the the toad venn
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diagram really meshes yeah that's the big overlap and also the way they look and the
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yeah they're having no money we can choose real quick i don't know okay this one really calls to
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me my spouse helped me die i dyed my beard why is the sex sticks and hammer oh this is the wrong
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this is the wrong oh this is the wrong one by the way oh all right yeah let's go to this dude the one
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with the side profile this one here right oh my god that's what i'm saying that that one really
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shouts out at me oh yeah it jumps out at you why does that look like me like so much dude it's
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insane uh i can't believe you found it i can't believe it's not you you're wearing the same
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glasses it's it's almost it's almost all right let's check this out yeah need something my spouse
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helped me die my fucking one for one dog has way better so it has better teeth yes
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i don't like it i don't like it but the beard it wasn't it was this it's almost like and it was
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funny because he's like wow you look amazing and was really shocked and he kind of like stared at
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me for a second without saying anything and i don't know it made me feel really happy and masculine
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and it's nice to have a spouse who's very you know supportive of my transgender identity it's
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fantastic yeah do you ever feel uh masculine and happy no
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where do i find that person who makes me feel masculine and you know comfortable with my
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training does have you you might be a girl inside no i don't think he likes breast milk too much
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which is colostrum i learned girls like breast milk i guess that's true hey babe you like breast
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milk yeah yeah the the flavor the flavor of it she tried her own no no like i only like it from
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the tap and i like it for its uh it's also like health benefits be good for you yeah yeah helps
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you grow yeah big and strong strong strong but it gave me tits so i don't know wait wait wait uh
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can we rewind because i i actually don't get my news from uh any sources at all and i'd like to
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get some of it here right now is is that dude dead is benjamin and yahoo actually dead
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so you do you don't even know about this right i heard some like little little inklings
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look at cole's leg it's just oh yeah it's just going going going going well what the hell
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i know but it's just odd to see in person like this is that the edema that i'm looking at what
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is that could be no i should have taken a picture of it my legs look like hot dogs i'm not lying
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what's that mean when i after like it happened twice last year like swollen like they just get
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plump where i eat i ate so much that uh and i retained so much water that it would literally
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your legs look like beef frank i mean like from now like you can tell like obviously you can see
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my ankle what the fuck are you wearing on your feet these are my zero shoes i'm gonna start
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okay you see like where my ankle's at right there
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what are you saying i can't believe i have a bigger
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what you mean that's how that's how much i had swollen up oh you're pregnant you could not see
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that ankle bone he had too much you had too much i ate so much like hot dogs and like and and
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burgers and i ate like i was she's just laughing at you that's what i yeah that's where i was eating
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so much and that and i and i we landed and i like we had we had because we were flying back home
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from bohemian grove yeah landed and i looked down oh do you think the plane fucked with
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like the pressure in the cabin oh shit that but also just eating so much yeah and drinking and
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and i would look down and i was like that's not my leg that's like old people really it really
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was no they had it they had one of those legs yeah the leg compressing socks yeah it's like
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the compression socks yeah they had and i looked down and i was like oh my god like i'm swollen
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like in like i can tell he's like you're like this is there a chance that ethan shaffer got
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you pregnant yeah elijah shaffer got me pregnant i think so yeah and then it happened again i feel
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really bad about the elijah thing but i guess we'll talk about you even know what's going on
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with the elijah thing have you seen any of that i just i saw i saw the fuck his assistant i seen
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of stuff and then i saw his comeback on instagram come back yeah the jews shut down the rift tvs
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i don't think that's what happened i think he just fucking lost his mind and fucked his whole
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shit up by banging his assistant or something i mean i'm not an expert but that's what it looks
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like from here i don't think he made a lot of deals it's like he made a lot of deals he made
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some bad decisions i don't know uh i like him though he's a lot of fun actually tell us about
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you're fucked up no no so like yeah so it does go away after a while and you just piss a lot
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because it literally is just oh so your ankles are just filled with piss wait he is stored in
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the ankles all right and then it happened again so i i i like i entered a actual strongman
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competition nice like a legit strongman competition how'd you do not last oh fuck yeah dude yeah
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nice uh second to last uh but no no no actually uh hey if you ain't last you're first man i was
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the only person with big piss ankles so i was i was in december and then a buddy of mine at the
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gym who is like he does world's strongest man and like he was like hey there's this amateur event
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over here you want to do it and i was like fuck it why not and so you know in like two weeks
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in alabama i feel like there's strong motherfuckers
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yeah the strongest motherfuckers live in alabama bro oh my god and so they like i ate like i was
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like i just hot dogs and hamburgers no dude i just hurry up with story because he's got a big show to
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do yeah we're gonna have like at least five people watching it
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oh my god um no it wasn't even like dude so it was oh shit the epstein files is so much
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oh my god what's gonna happen nothing you're just like you're a doomer see i don't care about
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what's gonna happen i care about who do you fuck david david let him tell us about his
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fucking ankles please go on about the ankles so i had this strongman so after top's thing
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i was like that was really bad like i i hot dog ankles over three days i gained 20 pounds
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in what my wife just looked up she was like in hot dogs like that weekend i think i came back
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yeah no nancy we're not gonna kick out because i was like around like 160 i weighed back in
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and it was like 180 like 180 181 like i gained like 20 pounds over that bohemian growth well
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we ate a lot of chocolate oh man we we ate um and i mean what i got the same night i got a dozen
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donuts from duncan dang and i probably ate nine of them that's crazy yeah and that's what i threw
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up i threw up that night oh yeah the next day like we had a grill out and i ate like
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unhealthy relationship with food wait you call it a grill out yeah a cookout a grill
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that's when you do with no black people no we call we call it we call it a cookout up here
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i don't know i'm thinking it was on the blackstone grill it was just grilling oh it was a blacktop
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yeah yeah that's as black as it gets yeah black don't crack a lot of food yeah but so again like
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getting like 20 pounds over three days so that was probably the worst you did it wrong what you
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just did it wrong oh yeah i just like i just went overboard and then your trophy you forgot it i
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forgot it yeah yeah well you could really fly with competition basically i did those three days
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over like three weeks and so i was it was really bad too well yeah what do you think was more
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tension like between jose and david where they were like being all bitchy at each other i was
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being nice i was being nice between cole and david it was it was getting like kind of very serious
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about that oh yeah wait that bodybuilding contest i dropped the ball but to be honest i don't think
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i could have uh i could have closed that gap it was fucking insane i've never been that big in
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my life time around because i'm trying to cut back down again to where i was at but i have no
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We'll fly you out. We're big ball and out of control
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i i send you a message and i think oh is there one i guess i have to come to that well there's
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one as soon as we find a venue that this guy's been he's been announcing when the bro grove is
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and actually last week oh my god it was supposed to be the first month of this the first week of
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this month last week we had people come into the shop that they're like i bought i bought plane
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tickets to florida yeah because i thought bro grove will be now that was very it was a very
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flippant i didn't announce it it was at least four people my my phrase was we're aiming at the
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first week of march they're like fucking buy the tickets and then they were here we invited uh
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mark random he's gonna perform at no honestly toad from time when i think about i think about
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that like the fact that he knows where i live oh yeah you fucking led him there i think about
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unblocking him every once in a while i don't yeah he's one of the few people i block because i just
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didn't like the i didn't like the way he did the whole toad thing and i was like fuck this guy bro
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I can't and I blocked it was in like a paper bag what he came on understand like what you're
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getting in deals with like you gotta you gotta understand he wrecked the car but I never heard
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anything after that so I never had to do anything after that how was your experience renting a car
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with me compared to random um it gave me way less entertaining stories
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he's the man on the edge he loves to have uh just chaos is that what it is it's a crackhead
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mentality it is a crackhead mentality you you it just feels like you're uh you like to live
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on the edge in such a way i get like really afraid to like do anything and then i do it and
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then it's like absolute chaos but then i'm like this is actually like kind of enjoyable in a way
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because i'm gonna be able to tell people about it yeah except not my mom because she'll get really
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mad no just on your you could just do shit normal you could you could have just told no no yeah well
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you definitely could have told and should have told mark no that would have been a reasonable
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thing to do well i didn't think it was going to be a problem i mean i don't know what you're
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talking about where it's like you should have some discernment oh that's kind of on i mean his
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credit card got rejected and he was sexually harassing the lady but i was like yeah this
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will probably be all right yeah oh that's right uh my wife wait hold on she wants us to rent a
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a pirate ship for bro him a pirate ship well she's uh you know lives in a fantasy world and
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where the fuck am i gonna find a pilot really that hard to do we live in florida okay but david we
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can't find a room no i know but we can find a whole week because i can't find a room give me
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a shit give me a room on water it's 300 years old if you want to do brohemian grove on a pirate ship
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uh make some noise about it i guess it'll be it'll be available anymore to do it on a pirate ship
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it's just it would be cool to do it i mean it'd also be really cool to do it on the moon and my
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wife also found it she found the pirate ship i think we went to the moon we didn't go to the
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moon i didn't say i said we would be the first ones to go there i think it thinks we went to
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the moon be the first people actually on the moon we're trying to do bohemian grove on the
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fucking flat earth we're just trying to figure out how i went to go google rent a pirate ship
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and it immediately changed the search to rent a pirate ship with 12 friends what what does it
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think i have 300 friends i don't know well apparently the problem with the pirate ship
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though is that it's limited uh there's only like i don't know what it was it's like a hundred
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I think if we got rid of the cannons, we could have more people.
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Well, I was thinking about like doing Bohemian Grove and getting...
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So what if we had like a venue that had like a pool?
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I just think that as a dude who oiled his body up and everything
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and did a competition with another oily dude.
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Yeah, I don't want to see them with their shirts off.
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If you guys want them to see us with our shirts off.
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But we don't want to see them with their shirts off.
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that most of the people that do watch your show would benefit from getting into water fuck you
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a lot of them were very pale no no just they stink oh well i'm pretty sure we had at least
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one vampire there uh atma oh atma and his wife are vampires for sure 100 well uh somebody
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toad was was trying to say something he said a cruise that's actually doable it is yeah well
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you you could do it on a pirate ship perhaps didn't like somebody in the chat said you could
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call it uh brohemian cove oh yeah that's kind of gay but i like you have a facility for this
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the thing is we lost we lost that venue we we we nailed down what we nailed down a hotel and then
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quickly realized it was going to be very expensive and these thousand dollars these people simply
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don't deserve it that's true it's disgusting carnival cruise with nds fans would be fun
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did you lose uh you could all do blackface who's gonna stop us out of the ocean alex lost his
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venue oh why because because of you guys really i don't know if you can imagine but you do good
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business uh there were jews in the room that liked it that's not why right i mean he lost it just
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because he did his own comedy right yeah is it because he was handing out joints to everybody
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and by the way the joints he hands out they're like uh it's k2 it's spice
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delta eight ten whatever it is that's a very difficult mountain to climb it's not good weed
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dude it was uh it was it was it's bad it's fake weed i think and he just really liked that that
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image of giving people we're gonna do it at our church i liked it i liked it too i thought it was
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cool we go to we go to church now uh i haven't been for a while because i don't have any permissions
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Yeah, you still going? Yeah, what's that like? Yeah. Yes. What do you do? What did they say last week? Yeah
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no no i was trying to gain weight to do a strongman competition okay all right that's right
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because niggas be strong in alabama but you still got beat well he won he beat somebody yeah beat
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somebody no no so but the thing was so i weighed in yeah like they actually did do weigh-ins yeah
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so i weighed in that morning at like 183 okay i was the only motherfucker out there under 200
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language only motherfucker out there how many other oh there was uh 13 15 other people came
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into 14th place yeah but actually came in like were they all white and then you said what were
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the demographics how long has it been since you wiped alabama it's funny because women don't like
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like super jack they like that's where the they also don't like 14th place oh yeah baby 14th place
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would you she just gave me a thumbs down she didn't even look at me whenever everybody else
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in the competition is a is 40 pounds heavier than you are and you had both there are no weight
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classes in this that's the problem there was no weight class it was it's bro come on yeah so i
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was getting fucked but there's big alabama boys street fighting you just do what you do did your
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wife tell you that you're a winner in her book though she at least did you say that she didn't
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come out there she didn't watch me she don't say shit like that she watched you yeah dude i couldn't
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more respect for elizabeth all the time no she she beat him afterwards you know that 550 pounds
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is that that's you yeah damn dude that's crazy whoa let me see let me see i don't know how much
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weight that really is at all uh oh hey hey hey hey hey let's fucking pick stuff up let's pick
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stuff up man 550 pounds is no joke when it's on your back was it yeah was it like weightlifting
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or was he just like bodybuilding no it was strong man so it was like it was like you're lifting like
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kegs or there was a you got a stone balls a lot it was a keg carry a fat lady in the back
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it was a uh a yoke carry that was 550 pounds yeah what are they spelling in the chat uh
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uh piss legs i think no i don't know piss ankles i had a max deadlift that was a weird one to do
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i mean it's it's fine but the coolest one was uh a truck pull oh that's okay i saw you do that
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yeah so yeah i got to do that one but yeah it did give me like i was i was downing tubs of ice cream
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at night tubs like whatever we i think we had four tubs of ice cream i've never gotten stronger i had
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ice cream right before i came here did you really feel good four tubs in like for forever we've had
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in our freezer and i was like i'm sitting there and i was like i gotta gain weight and i just ate
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like two weeks maybe in a coma i ate four tubs of ice cream and then also everything i would
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go to like elizabeth like what type of ice cream oh there was mint chocolate chip there was a
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neapolitan ice cream i like espresso uh espresso chocolate chip like it's espresso with the chips
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is it an autistic thing where you have to be like on time
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wait you're just picking a loser didn't you put out for mailbag you know i have to be an actual
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loser right what yeah look sparrow says don't be gay to didn't you put out for mailbag did anybody
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i did nobody answered okay well that's a defunct
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there you go i don't think there's any mail though we had some mailbags it's the mail it
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never somebody just i said hey drop a mailbag and greg said holy shit i was like yeah that's
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not what i meant that's not yeah that's not helpful is there any old ones um i don't know
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holy shit look at this what is that is that a retarded down syndrome chinese girl oh that's
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fantastic every once in a while i see some downs coming across my algorithm and i and i drop a
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tear for power gang because it's something uh cole would love i just can't believe that uh
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Cole, how do you feel about the whole thing falling apart?
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I've become Yoko Ono, and there's just no shaking it.
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that's a silly and a stupid joke i've always wondered if that picture of no i felt it but
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and uh and john lennon was real have you seen the one oh you think it's ai no no i think people
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have edited it because it like it seems way too small like they seem way too like
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you ever see that video where uh bill burr before he was a total queer he was uh making fun of yoko
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ono when she started doing the yodeling at uh dude that's a great breakdown where she's like
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talking about john lennon is there to meet his hero and and play music with his hero and this
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stupid bitch can't take the back seat and just let her husband boyfriend whatever enjoy the
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spotlight and she just starts howling this is bizarre i put uh yoko and john lennon in bed
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and there are like thousands of pictures of them in bed that's weird yeah yeah so they're just
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always in bed that's what that was a famous period in their lives where they were like i think they
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were protesting something uh it looks like a protest it looks like it fucking smells in this
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An Asian girl who hasn't shepherded in weeks.
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Turn your shit around real quick. Bring one of them up.
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Are you checking your heart rate on that fucking thing?
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You're sitting heart rate? You're just chilling, dude.
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What kind of message you got going on there, man?
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All right, I'm headed over to the show of losers over here.
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All right, we're going to send the whole chat over to the comment section.
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you're not that's nice i haven't i haven't been for quite a little liberty dude i i ran for the
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libertarian party on a campaign that was my message was you guys are all fucking losers
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i remember that it was pretty awesome actually it was real early into me getting to to meet toad and
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and he kicked his shoes off and he got in his bare feet onto a stool next to a bunch of fucking
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psychopaths one of which by the way was like screaming to himself in the woods as we pulled
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up in georgia it was really strong was that guy's name uh jacob horn jacob hornberger i didn't know
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what i was getting into when i went to georgia to see the lp convention and there was an old man
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in a bad suit screaming to himself in the woods turned out it was a dude running for the candidacy
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yeah well we ended his candidacy that day so yeah and wasn't there also a cop and a homosexual
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they won yes yes no those are the guys that won yes the homosexual one yeah oh they both won
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actually right that's pretty cool i guess are you not a libertarian as in you're not part of
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the libertarian party or you just don't believe in the in the actual uh like ideology i mean i'm
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not a faggot damn wow what the fuck are you talking about
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explain yourself i mean there has to be more reasons than that that actually didn't even
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answer the question profound i think you're just trying to be more funny than look at the
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libertarian party and that's why i was asking are you asking like ask yourself like am i one of
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these people fuck now well yeah i mean kind of do you get any kind of refund partial refund or
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no no member no i'm a lifetime member and that's it i already gave them the money it's over
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But that's kind of interesting because then they can't shake you.
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You pay $1,500 and you call them a bunch of fucking losers and they go, yeah, he's one of us.
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I also paid for half another lifetime membership for the dude that was running the LP Massachusetts back then, yeah.
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it was because josh won vice chair i've tweeted out if josh smith wins vice chair i'm gonna buy
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a lifetime membership and then it happened and i put my money where my mouth is man so stupid
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like you know selling your house moving out of massachusetts are you tyler are you still
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libertarian can we sell lifetime memberships to our show what does it get them uh what did it
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you get a lifetime membership you could show up whenever you want it got me on the show
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You get to ask Mark Random for Top's house address.
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That's actually the best part about Mark Random knowing where you live is there's no way he's ever going to recollect it.
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He is doing rap commentary with black people.
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it means he's like showing up to hip hop venues and he's sitting across tables from black dudes
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and he's debating drake versus you know another rapper actually that's actually a pretty good
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niche i i could find it that actually works it does it actually works did you notice
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mark random is not on the um the the whatever you call it for the new host for l
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legion of skanks whatever it is of course not he's banned huh yeah no he's banned
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no one was interesting i'm like i don't care legion of skanks is over for me i did look
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through the list of names i didn't really i recognized some i couldn't care less like
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You need, like, Owen Benjamin or something like that.
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Yeah, Owen Benjamin would be fantastic, but he won't leave the farm.
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Owen Benjamin would be, like, it would cause too much friction.
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Oh, it would be very, well, it would be great to watch.
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I have a show that I do every Tuesday night, man.
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To do a show with the fucking 500-pound Alaskan.
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He doesn't see the value in the future of this show,
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say say power hang say power hang power hang good i don't like what you say with the you got no
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how about five to do toad solo and it didn't mean for something we'll just get to an hour
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we'll get we'll sign out an hour that's nine minutes give us till 10 30 come on man
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like because i gotta get up too in the morning unbelievable all right so then 10 20 10 20 is
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the most will do yeah say it this time it but like well like you mean it say christ is king
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how do i make it toad solo what did you click on his little face right there i got his face
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toad what are you watching back there i i don't know march madness i think i don't know what i
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on right now it starts thursday no it started tonight nigga i mean i guess the first four
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starts tonight right yeah the first game was insane oh we lost tyler he's like this is bad
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and gay i wanted to ask tyler if he was still libertarian i think tyler just disconnected
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accidentally yeah i think he did too we'll never know now we'll see he's going to drink beer with
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his wife or something i don't know what he's doing it's that what he had his name man yeah something
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like that all right all right wow everybody's just bailing on us everyone has to go do loser
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cast and i guess so how come i'm never invited on loser what's the topic on loser cast today
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we can invite benjamin netanyahu did we we have no topic uh that's we we're never we never have
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any topic planned the the whole the format of the show is it's a round table and we each nominate
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who we think is the biggest loser of the week that's it at the table and that and that's how
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we that's how we like you know riff we riff on the losers you know who's your vote for then
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nato you know what you know what this sounds like it sounds like uh nato
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yes yes nato north american treaty yeah that's that's what i'm going with tonight oh i thought
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i thought they meant like the biggest loser like in the show that's what's called it's called
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biggest loser no the nomination the nomination can be anybody like i've done like black neighborhoods
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i've done like a whole bunch of different shit wait what the fuck's this show called
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loser cast oh loser cast i was like biggest loser would you mind if we watch some like
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fucking loser it's trademarked probably i thought i was like there's no way you're gonna go watch it
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i'm going there right now subscribe to no no wait hang out it's got 43 uh things it could use more
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subscribers no this is not not the right loser no i found it i found the right one i found one
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with 112 what's a bondy beat down who's a whore wait is this the one with eight subscribers
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i doubt it i think we have more than that what the hell's that ellie stockholm
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oh ellie stockholm that was uh that was the guest that we had on who uh shows her butthole
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oh you got butthole bitches look at her she's a hefty lass huh that was a fun episode i bet
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yeah toad i can't even find your podcast it goes for two hours and 41 minutes jeez man how much
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can you get how much milk can you milk out of it she's such a uh what do you think you are joe rogan
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go watch the episode man i don't know what to tell you i'm not watching that episode
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this is it here yes look look at the one with the big uh uh slide this one here yeah
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yeah yeah oh god unbelievable this is yeah this is probably one of the witches that i've been
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fighting with on fucking let's watch it let's watch it short let's let's send it with this
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i specifically didn't show up for that one because i'm like i don't want to be on screen
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with a butt fuck or sorry my language oh all right no i don't know i don't know i don't
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i don't think she i don't know if she does that but she shows her butthole she shows her butthole
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what a nasty bitch right all right here we go i know i only want to text this is oh i feel like
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This guy next to Leighton looks like Bucktoot Jesus' husband.
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That's why Mormons win the fucking religion race, okay?
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This is actually – baptism for the dead was actually a doctrine that arose out of the question of,
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well okay if this is the true church real quick it took him five seconds to get him to say just
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on a short by the way i've got him right here colt look at him just unabashedly sniffing well
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dude his orifices don't work his butthole in his mouth they don't work yeah we edited this
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hey motherfucker it's called a short let's see the next one this is fucking pitiful dog
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no that was one episode i don't know he's a dildo as a weapon do you remember saints row
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oh yeah oh yeah gta oh my god look at this guy's fucking teeth he looks like the the caveman from
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night he missed he missed an episode because his teeth were falling out of his mouth
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it's kind of a meme and i kind of understand it but we need to raise taxes on podcast equipment
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yeah yeah it's getting too like we need i mean i'm talking like a 200 tax yeah i think you're
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attacks like we got to keep the pours away this guy's this guy's literally on he's on layton's
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phone yeah he's yeah no he just sits right next to him he sits right next to later oh yeah they
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have the same back okay i see they have here's his background does he have his own microphone
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yes so it looks like a nice he seems like a nice guy i'm telling you i'm telling you like we need
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to raise taxes on all podcasts my equipment you can use the dildo that's before you go on let's
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ask where he got his podcast mic from yes i got it from tyler and honestly i i should have been
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too much you should have been like no honestly you shouldn't be doing a podcast what is this
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we have like an introduction to what is loser oh yeah let's watch that that sounds good loser cast
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the show where we proudly spotlight the world's biggest losers past present and otherwise
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every week the hosts and whatever brave guests join us
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I think Layton kept trying to ask us to come on
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and we're like well what are we gonna talk about
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and I was like I couldn't fucking care less
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he was like I know a lot of shit about Alaska
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I know Alaska has a bunch of cool stories.
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I've been watching Antique Roadhouse, Alaska.
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What do you think about Alaska, huh, Tord?
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I want to put this on the screen real quick because this is, I don't know, man.
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I can only see my heart rate right now, and it's 105.
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My watch is, like, buzzing right now, telling me that it's a stressful period in my life right now.
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Yeah, it should be, like, in the 50s to 60s for resting heart rate.
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yeah well it's 99 right now that's crazy look at this fat bitch okay hey hey hey i'm sorry i just
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wanted to show everybody which by the way of course she's a witch yeah probably uh what a fat
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bitch yeah 51 the average resting heart rate is 61 to 76 oh my god hey you're killing it you're
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told you're dying this guy's resting i know my watch keeps buzzing and telling me that
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um i'm under too much stress it's like hey why is your co-host smelling his fingers
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oh good question broseph smith broseph smith i don't want to know broseph sniff i see him on
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tweeter broseph is a nice guy i'm just saying that i didn't say he was a bad guy what do you
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think it smells like in leighton's room oh my god smells like that dude that's living in his
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closet with no teeth the same as it does inside of ellie's ass oh my god all right we'll play this
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what are we playing oh no there's nothing to play i just said look at this fat bitch
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she's got the camera on her gut and when she laughs it just shakes around
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I just wanted to show y'all a fat, fat nasty.
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That made me, that really put a damper on things.
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sorry that's that's what we do on the show man we don't have black we can go out on i have a
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question like again this goes back to the raise the tax on podcast equipment sure did you like
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when you start something toad do you think this is going to be something special or do you think
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i just need to do something because my life is worth do we have to do we have any of those any
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videos was that good that felt good one take baby one take we can get out of here on that
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is that fair toad yes okay you do have some i'm pretty sure i got one we could watch real quick
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by the way top i was just gonna push that button myself did you push that because
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i accidentally did you're in your mind it's in the drops i see what's going on here i was like
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never got rid of that cole is cole's philosophizing he's looking at toad right now i just it's
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no no they're not you need to add that reminds me uh you have some soap and shampoo and stuff
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i can use yeah yeah guys no he doesn't have soap and shampoo he just doesn't i couldn't bring it
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on the the plane you know so smells like loser cast right now oh we gotta do a quick plug for
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I'm pretty sure they're still sponsoring us.
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Toad was like, oh, he smells bad because I didn't have soap for six hours today.
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i replaced it every time i use that i mean obviously i don't shave a lot but every
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razor put in a new one i think you're supposed to because it's really sharp and you shouldn't be
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like uh there's enough in there to do there is enough in there yeah david where are my nigger
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fights i'm trying to find it uh there was a great one hold on a second and i and i
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we're talking loops or what are we talking no it's just a one one quick fight uh but it seems
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hit it from me. I just found Josie as a black
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Yeah, me and Will Tate and my wife were looking.
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Oh, that's the wrong one. You can press it, baby.
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Oh, we've been watching The Pit, another great show.
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and then we watched the uh the most recent like spinoff of uh game of thrones the knight of seven
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kingdoms oh that was really good i love that show really good show it was and then so we were kind
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of like you know you know that like that in between literally only one black person when
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you're in between shows and you're like oh i gotta find it's you're just watching just
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bullshit for like a couple and you're like st louis what's that dtf st louis i saw that on the
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But then I was like, I haven't watched The Wire.
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I've heard it's, I mean, like one of the greatest shows of all time.
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But why I brought it up was because it looks like the guys that were tweaking on there.
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The way he's just sitting there and fidgeting right now, he's so upset that he can't get to his show yet.
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He looks like one of those guys that were tweaking from drugs, trying to wait for some heroin.
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bring that up on the screen real quick i know it's kind of this is i know we have to go soon but
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i'm willing to stay here all night if we can keep toad go ahead because i just wanted to see
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him get more oh shit oh shit look at those oh no they made her oh it's toad and leonardo joni
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oh my god this is what ai was made for that was that was the act no with ai that was the actual
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picture i can't believe they got that like it's so good it's such a great picture she didn't even
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say toad from loser cash she said toad from death squad yeah crazy loser crazy she's out here by the
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way uh i thought she was gonna say tower gang or something she's living in uh florida i think she's
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living in florida she she said something like oh fucking i'm gonna move down there yeah and i was
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like yeah and then i just never hit her back fat bitch i'm sure she fucking doesn't give a shit
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dude i can't find this black people fight and and it's like my my instagram must have just just
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just bring up a clip from the wire if i just type in fight i know i'll get it but this is crazy i i
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i can't i can't believe my black it was a great black people fight it was a great tweet it's when
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i said me when chris bled so is the lady shows up oh yeah it was it was a great video i don't even
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want to spoil it because if i could find it it's fantastic but i'm having a hard time finding it
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man and it was gonna be it was gonna be a uh it was a great video i'm just so bummed out about it
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you guys you're letting your niggers get out of hand
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plug your show and then we can get out of here you know where i learned a toad on you know
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it's the tower power hour slut the tower power hour bitch no way jose liberty lockdowns
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Clint, bitch, Reed, Cole, Top Lobster, and Toad.
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Tower Gang, Tower Gang, Tower Gang, Tower Gang.
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Tower Gang, Tower Gang, Tower Gang, Tower Gang.
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Tower Gang, Tower Gang, Tower Gang, Tower Gang.
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Tower Gang, Tower Gang, Tower Gang, Tower Gang.
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It's so fucking hard to line up the syllables and all that
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