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Summary
In this episode of the show, Top Lobster talks about the upcoming Bohemian Grove Vip event, as well as the plans for the event and what you can expect. We also talk about the future of the event, and what we have in store for it!
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Welcome back, ladies and gentlemen, to another episode of NDS Chronicles,
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the show where we read your paranormal testimony i am david lee corbeau aka the raven that is top
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lobster the father of disinformation if you want to send us your schizophrenic stories you can do
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that at chroniclesnds at gmail.com if you're looking for a way to support us patreon.com
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forward slash nephilim death squad is the place to do it you're going to gain early access to
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episodes ad-free listening experiences as well as first dibs on tickets to brohemian growth
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which is as that happening actually are you sure we have a button for that
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i don't know if anybody heard it we do need one of those oh
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and that that music is actually really uh important to the theme of rohemian grove we're
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going to talk about that later on if you guys stick around after this episode for the patreon
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i mean i feel like this is patreon only right now this is patreon only right yeah well all right
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so patreon is where you're going to get first dibs you guys are going to get first
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selection also i have a feeling that um vip tickets they're super limited super limited
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that first vip day is going to be a small cozy crew of uh vip members and it's going to be content
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creator guests let's talk about that i mean let's get that out okay open right now so vip is going
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to be held here at the standard coffee shop and casino yep it'll probably be about 50 people i
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don't know why we're not auto switching uh 50 people and there's going to be a live um bible
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study that day it'll be us and matt and um and ed mabry with a little bit of luck we might also
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have a laura baker there so we might throw her into the mix but other than that it's going to
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be us hanging with you guys so we have our main studio here then we have a couple of studio spaces
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outside uh plus the additional area with the coffee shop it's just going to be hanging yeah
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They're not going to make it to the general public
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Because I know that the people who actually want to come and hang out
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of that venue that we just we just booked the venue yeah so we just paid that's happening you
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have a date 8th is definitively happening that's going to be the main day and that venue holds
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upwards of 400 people um depends on how we set it up depends on what happens depends on how we set
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it up i mean so we're going to have a podcast like a private podcast studio location yep which will
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eat up a lot of the space well even in that area that main area that's what she was talking about
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if you eliminate tables you could sit almost uh 400 in there so we'll have the main area with the
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stage we're gonna have a secondary area that's gonna be a live stream podcast and all of our
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creators are gonna be live streaming the whole time it's also gonna be a huge area for merch
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stands and then we have a bar that's gonna be there as well and i would actually say dumbass
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actual says can i come if i take a shower that is required um the shower is required you guys
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can't come if you don't take a shower uh but that event is gonna be i would say noon to 7 p.m
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and then after that we're going to leave that venue and we're going to the second standard
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coffee shop location that's going to be open and we're going to hang out there five minutes away
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you're going to want to watch the live shows and what we're doing here because
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i i'm going to be working out some hotel deals so we'll there's there's a hotel within five
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minutes of the location that we're doing this and i mean right outside of the other standard
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coffee shop so you're going to want to go and get that if you're going to be coming to the
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to this event yeah um you're also going to want to pay attention like the the the patreon members
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pay attention to the live shows because during one of the live shows with me and david once
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everything is finalized it's pretty finalized but once all the tickets are able to be made and
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finalized and sold we're going to put the vip up and the last time we did it which like with
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i mean we had less than half the audience last time we did it the vip tickets sold out
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within i don't know like two days or something like that it's going to be really fast guys and
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we had 70 of those this time we have something like 50 right but we we realistically have to
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like talk with you know i'm gonna see like maybe if we could do something because we have the front
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patio it's just like there's a capacity issue yeah but i doubt everybody's gonna be inside at
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the exact same time all the time so maybe there's some way we can get away with a little bit more
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but i mean that just goes to show you how how tight it is for vip tickets it's not gonna be
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a lot sold also we're going to have like vip will get shirts again yeah i'm going to be making other
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really cool things that you're not going to be able to buy necessarily and one of the things
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that we're going to work on as well is uh which we will do this time shepherd slings we've been
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trying to do yeah we've been trying to do those for a while but those are those are going to come
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with the vip packages i don't know if we'll put them up for sale but they'll definitely come with
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the vip packages and by the way guys one little fun thing that i'm going to release now and tell
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you that we're going to do it's we're only going to have a slot for 20 contestants but we're going
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to do a best timothy alvarino costume competition and for those of you who want to enter you're
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gonna have to sign up uh dress your best you know do your best timothy alvarino costume uh that you
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can and you're gonna come on stage we're gonna judge you on a couple of poses you know maybe
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the megalithic uh we're gonna do the the megalithic prison pose that's gonna be one of them where you
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crouch down you get real low like you're standing on a megalithic structure um and we're gonna do
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a bunch of stuff like that and we're gonna we're gonna rate them and then eventually we're gonna
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choose a winner the winner will get something cool but that'll be one of our segments is
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a timothy alvarino costume competition also uh live performances from timothy alvarino cutout of
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timothy alvarino life-size cardboard cutout of timothy alvarino so look out for that um anyway
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uh if you stick around after the show we're gonna do a patreon only we're gonna open some packages
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that you guys sent and we'll talk about uh brohemian grove and we'll we'll we'll answer
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some questions and things like that so stick around after the show um all right well this is
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chronicles so we got to tell some stories at some point and uh it looks like you guys actually came
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through and sent some i want to start with this one because this is fascinating and you you hooked
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me right away whoever you are uh i'm not going to dox you but this story is called feline watcher
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stalking my bloodline which is a lot of fun so uh let's get straight into it i like this i also
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might request yeah this person wrote this in a google doc which is free uh yeah you can do that
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oh yeah you can do that yeah you send us a big email and it's kind of like damn dog i think that
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would be fantastic also um do cue the spooky music that's right i get that we gotta we gotta set the
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mood here um pin the titties on the elephant no we're not gonna do that one although we might do
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a pin the whip on the alvarino that would be very funny all right do like that so here we go
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supernatural things have followed me since i was a boy i didn't change genders i just grew into a
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man all right cool cool uh some of my earliest memories are of lights and faucets turning on
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and off on their own a furry little imaginary quote imaginary friend with scribbled out eyes
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named gag gag i'm sorry he's yakking hold on i'm not getting i'm not getting a spooky sound
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where's our spooky sound i heard it you heard it i was listening to it chat did you hear the spooky
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music um there it is i hear you hear it yeah uh okay so it's a little loud it's a little loud
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now yeah you gotta turn it out you're not hearing it you don't get to enjoy any of the things which
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is fine so a furry little imaginary friend with scribbled out eyes named gack and recurring dreams
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cue the drop i got dreams there guys um around age four i started having the same dream nightly
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for about a year i'd fall asleep and two black shadowy entities entities entities entities
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elephant titties all right i hear it now it feels it feels a lot better it's better you can hear now
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okay no i just mean it feels better that like spooky music is playing and i'm listening to this
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yeah dark so so two black shadowy entities darker than the surrounding darkness would enter my room
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through the window opposite my bed they'd cross the room grab me by the arms carry me across
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and go back through the window without ever opening it i thought at first oh i'm sorry i
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fought at first entities and titties a lot of t's in there and titties um i like to pin the tail on
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on the tits on the elephant in the tits on the albarino would be really great very funny pin
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the tits on the elephant would be funny um by the way we are doing a thing where we're trying to
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make the the whole event absurd and so we are going to be working on uh a candahar giant
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oh that's dope hey yannette she's uh she's stuck in a building due to a shooting or a bomb threat
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carry me across and go back through the window without ever opening it.
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Eventually I just lifted my arms and let them take me without a fight.
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Pretty sure now that I was being abducted in a spiritual choice in your last
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um so he says pretty sure i was being abducted in a spiritual realm perhaps perhaps perhaps
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mayhaps kind of fucked up how that's a thing now yeah yeah i can't hear the word without
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also saying it again you know if you say perhaps i have to say perhaps i was watching love on the
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spectrum and uh great show yeah first off i mean if you guys are watching this we got a sleeper
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logan logan logan is a sleeper in there i mean he's one of the best characters ever i google
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him logan the retard but there was a there was like a really uh really really slow mexican kid
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oh and he kept saying the word he talked very strange and he'd say per se per se but never
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use it in the correct way per se yeah he'd be like i like minecraft per se per se and you're
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like that's not how you use it but he did say perhaps and i said that's right that's right
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perhaps just like that yeah i get it it's a word that i i didn't realize
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just by observation it would change the way i looked at it forever yeah you know just by saying
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hey he says that a lot now i can't i can't look at it the same ever again so uh fast forward to
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when i was about 10 i used to go to the ymca for summer camp with a pool uh days with pool days
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twice a week okay so the summer camp had pool days twice a week i hated the pool what the fuck
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type of 10 year old hates the pool maybe you spooked out by it maybe that whole summer whenever
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a pool day came i'd pray for rain and for three weeks without fail it rained every single time
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damn you suck dude making it rain you're ruining the pool day for everybody
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the very last pool day the sky was filled with massive black clouds my favorite counselor mr
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mike laminated lamented rather he didn't laminate us he lamented uh that we hadn't gotten to go
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to the pool once even uh even once all summer his disappointment bothered me so i slipped away
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closed my eyes and prayed for the clouds to part they did and the sun came out and we got to go in
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the pool that summer i realized i could affect reality whoa that sense of power of being special
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was intoxicating oh he was a special boy you're an asshole it's a special boy it's making it rain
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yeah you dude you ruined it for everybody and then just because you had a thing for mr mike
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where did he live you live in florida uh yeah it could just be the weather dude i mean yeah
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it's raining right now yeah it's so shitty out it's crazy when i was 16 or 17 i started dating
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my first girlfriend a fat former goth i had major self-esteem issues she had found jesus
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probably and was attending a mega church i say probably because the congregation kicked me out
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for not being baptized leaving a bad taste for christianity that lingered for years by the way
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can they kick you out for not being baptized i don't know but i learned recently um i forgot
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who i was talking to but they were they're catholic and they had their baptism like denied
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denied yeah it was like they missed classes i forgot who i was talking to actually but
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um basically something had happened where the dude had an opportunity to see his dad
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um who he hadn't seen in years and so for two sundays in a row he went to go see his dad
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and you know missed out on the classes leading up to baptism because i guess in in catholicism
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they have classes i know other places other churches do classes too yeah um but he missed
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those classes and then tried to show up for the baptism but this church was just like oh you want
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to be baptized and they're like well let us get the water that's it that's all it took yeah which
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is crazy because when i think about john the baptist baptizing how many thousands of people
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yeah like i don't think but first there was classes like he was just baptizing so you know
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what i mean but they also probably knew what was up what was up oh oh oh you're talking about john
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the baptist the people he baptized well yeah if you're going to john the baptist this guy's
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eating grasshoppers you'd be like i'm gonna let him touch me yeah you know i'm yeah pretty sure
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i've i've weighed the wearing sackcloth yeah you know what's up yeah the pros and cons um but i
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think that's crazy that you could do that you can say like no no that doesn't seem right you haven't
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you haven't passed the tests i don't like that it's a little strange i think people should know
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what they're getting into sure yeah because i feel like baptism is a thing that you shouldn't do
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a bunch of times you know like that's why maybe yeah probably not it's something that you should
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do and mean it so if you don't mean it don't do it but also that that that knowledge of whether
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or not you mean it that kind of seems like it's between you and god true like god knows your heart
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i don't fucking know dude yeah i'll baptize you you're about about it okay let's do it yeah maybe
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be like hey do you want to know a little more no fine okay fucking get in the water by the way
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baptism's at uh brohemian grove so no there will not be that's illegal uh that just seems crazy
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though i don't know i don't like that there will be classes yes she told me all kinds of wild
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stories uh from her goth oh she was uh you had a a big titty goth girl you had a big titty goth
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girlfriend nice that's just one step beneath which though or maybe two steps beneath which
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if she's becomes the next step murder girly murder girly yeah the ones that like really love
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you're on tiktok too much i know what it is dude you know why tell me well you know i i had a uh
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lavish social life when i was homeless oh oh so you knew about this shit it's just white bitches
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with uh tattoos uh freddy krueger jason scream it's nancy's freaking out she doesn't have any
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tattoos but she does have a profile picture but she might have a tattoo no i don't think so but
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they get the knife tattoo with the scream face in it uh-huh they get the hell razor tattoo
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yeah they get the freddy krueger the the michael myers and the jason tattoo there's nightmare
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before christmas apply it dude let me tell you something uh nightmare for christmas especially
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nightmare for christmas tattoos shout out to my cousin um those are it's not quite witch but there
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is an overlap between a witch and white trash and white trash people yeah and disney adult
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and disney adult and white trash people love nightmare for christmas tattoos harley quinn hose
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is a harley quinn hose is one of them yeah yeah okay so two steps removed i think we just upset
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a lot of probably a lot of women in the audience oh man how many raise your hand if you're let me
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see something say something if you got a fucking nightmare for a christmas tattoo or a tattoo of
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one of the the horror movie murderer characters murder girly yeah raise your hand if you ever
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wore black makeup oh yeah that's 100 there's 100 of you guys i mean you got to try it once if you're
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a girl right uh dude a girl i went to high school with was a suicide girl yeah i remember those oh
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so that is that's more of like a harley quinn suicide girls were like uh by the way a lot of
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were very ugly it was just like being so alternative oh made them like stick out like
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look at the makeup and the scene hair cuts and shit we might have to bleep that one out because
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that one's what i say well that's a cutters oh my god this is fun schizo friend says i'm a murder
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girly wait what delete delete all right all right so um uh she told me all kinds of wild stories
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from her fat goth days fat uh he didn't say fat ouija boards seances tarot blood magic and more
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but wait there's more uh her dad had offed himself uh when she was little damn that sucks
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and on her 18th birthday a sliding glass door exploded into shards for no apparent reason
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whoa we went ghost hunting too because we were retarded and even captured a strange ghastly face
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in a photo on a trip to st augustine as in florida yeah that's he's from florida you didn't
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make it rain florida yeah dude it's literally just raining here yeah he's like oh i made it
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rain in florida's like every fucking day it rains dog and for no reason not a fed says some of the
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suicide girls were hotties come on man come on stop it um the jack skellington character came
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from that whack-ass movie return to oz is that true i know i mean i thought it just came from
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fucking let's return to oz i don't know they tried to do like a it was a there was a part two to the
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wizard of oz really super like nobody gave a shit type of deal well add me to the list i suppose why
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do black people like really need to be a part of the wizard of oz you ever notice that like they
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have like wait maybe this is retarded right good i'm interested what are you saying oz is a show
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about black people right oz yeah that's a jail it's a jail show isn't it so that has nothing to
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with the wizard of oz all right all right well they did put the black lady in the new wizard of
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oz oh yeah and she was the witch i was uh on a cruise watching it and it was so upsetting to me
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because everyone's like this is so good and all it is is like they don't like me because i'm green
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and there was all like white people that were well to do and i'm like this is just race relations
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subversive bullshit yeah like she's just judged on this color of her skin i'm like how about all
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the things that she steals and how loud she is
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in public. How about those freaky ass nails?
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has long nails like that. She was telling us. She does.
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okay these stories the experience and the photo cemented the reality of the supernatural in my
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mind it was during this relationship that other forces began to make themselves known to me
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around that time my grandmother passed and a black cat started to appear everywhere
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i've always liked cats so i'd piss piss piss at it people would give me strange looks i'd point
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they'd look and turn back confused is that is that the sound effect that you're doing
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uh-huh yes that's a nice but i like to say piss piss piss um then i realized nobody else could
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see it my grandmother loved cats so part of me wondered if it might somehow be her the timing
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made it easy to believe that it always appeared in strange moments lonely places tense situations
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dark streets late at night never interfering just watching over i told myself it was a guardian
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it's a fucking cat dude you're just seeing the black cat outside sometimes in the sometimes
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scenarios you're just seeing it and so do you think that that when uh people are seeing these
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animals it's always just a cat it's always just something i think so it's usually just if you're
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in florida yeah it's a lot of cats out here there's a lot of cats out here i lived when i lived in port
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richie wow tons of cats every porch had cats porch cats is what we called them
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there's a name that relationship was toxic mental and physical abuse stalking cheating and threats
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of suicide whenever i tried to break up she was a suicide girl what is elohim talking about what's
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going on i don't know he says they don't wipe they let it dry it crusts and flakes off i don't
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want to know very upsetting the context that was the worst the worst sentence ever that gave me
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an itchy ass reading that dude i think he's talking about the goth girls nancy gives edward
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scissorhands vibe that's another one though yeah you got an edward scissorhands tattoo
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god put them on the list no no i know you don't nancy but i know she has an affinity towards all
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the things we just mentioned oh yeah all the all the jason freddy hellraiser she loves it all don't
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ants i don't like jason or michael myers the comedian he's great dude honestly either he was
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great in shrek shrek in the dance party karaoke swamp land what has it go don't go no we're not
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we're not fucking doing that right now dude read the stories no um no okay the relationship was
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toxic finally after three years i am an idiot i told her her life wasn't my responsibility and i
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walked away nice wait um did you hear that i thought we had a button for that based oh yeah
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that's right i says it right there based toad um the cat showed up often during that time sometimes
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just sitting somewhere nearby keeping its vigil it felt like it was there for me a pattern emerged
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over the next few years different women same darkness they were all either into witchcraft
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or carried some serious emotional trauma and i had a real captain save a hoe complex
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and he likes those crusty hoes with the when the flakes just fall off oh they all had stories
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without fail a dark figure in a long trench coat and a wide brimmed hat years before the hat main
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hetman became infamous i feel like that's one of the biggest revelations of my life
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no realizing that girls stink too you know dude i didn't want to hear that as i was drinking brown
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liquid they like because they do and the whole crusty thing until it like flakes off really
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resonates with me does something to you really churns your guts girls have like they have a very
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good reputation of being cleanly yeah clean cleanliness cleanly cleansely clean but a lot
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of girls are nasty nasty hoes just dirty yeah yeah and you see that over your life and you're
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like oh nothing is worse than stale anus oh dude it's it's a betrayal it's a betrayal of like what
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because you're told like right right like all the yeah yeah yeah women do poop oh they poop dude
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they're nasty this is the thing too you have to come to that realization they poop they
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poop for a week out of the month they're nasty you find one that's real clean and clean cleanly
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and you go wow thank you fine i'll go showers thank you black town that's that's nice actually
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that's what we're asking for just don't let it flake and fall off
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oh and the black cat kept appearing always just outside the moment observing around age 20 i
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started dating judy my future wife my wife that's the wrong button that wasn't me
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I'm not going to take that away from you, David.
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she didn't have a hat man story but she did get involved with a psychic named rain that wasn't
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their real name was it yeah there are plenty of charlatans out there this wasn't one rain revealed
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details about my childhood she couldn't have known and eventually took judy on as a disciple
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seems like a bad idea uh so we saw a lot of her for a while she always gave me a gross feeling
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i was drawn to another psychic at the same shop someone whose work leaned more toward
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white magic it's in quotes this guy's not completely retarded she taught me to clear
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my mind this guy's not completely scry using fire and water and read the akashic records
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the library of every soul's past present and future gay i got good with tarot cards
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people started coming back to tell me my readings had played out exactly like i'd said
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and around that time i dove headfirst into buddhism and meditation every time and homosexuality
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they didn't say that i'd spend hours meditating which often felt i'm sorry with which often
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brought intense visions the monks warned me the visions and magic were real but distractions
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i ignored their warnings thrilled by how much i could perceive the cat was a silent witness to it
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all you think this is chat gpt uh it's written well it's written well but i don't think it's
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chat gpt it's got the lines you know when chat gpt does a thing where it goes uh this wasn't a
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coincidence this was real like i love that this isn't that this is this that's what chat gpt does
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constantly and it's a dead giveaway there's a there's like a new phenomenon of people that are
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adopting that type of speech because we're interacting with chat gpt so much i don't like
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that at all isn't that weird i hate it one night i decided to scry in a candle flame focusing on
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the black cat i stared for hours eyes burning chest tight with anticipations might be fucking
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chat gpt then a whisper came in my ear i'm gonna come as if someone was standing beside me
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speaking a secret scotta goosebumps shot down my spine i leapt from my computer and googled it
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the first thing i found was scottabray a kind of scottish pompeii buried in a mudslide remarkably
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preserved it didn't feel like i found it it felt like it found me this might be fucking it didn't
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it wasn't this it was this there it is there's the thing this is fucking i have also asked people i
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said listen if you're retarded run your shit through chat gpt that's a good move yeah yeah
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and i think that they did this and it's it makes for a coherent story although we are reading the
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scrying of a demon touche yeah about scry the next weekend i went to see the psychic i trusted
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she guided me through an akashic records reading and reveal wait what she guided me through an
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akashic records reading akashic records reading i guess that's a thing and revealed details about
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my past lives oh shit i had been a warlord for many many lives someone who commanded brutality
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and left carnage in my wake this is dan duvall this is so fucking then she said i had reached
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a point in my cycle where i no longer wanted to be that type of person after that i'd spent the
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last thousand years as various monks in asia before being born a white man with a fat goth
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girlfriend the fuck dude she shared all this fascinating information but never mentioned
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the one thing i truly wanted to know the cat get the fuck out of here dude you just want to know
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about the cat at the end of the reading i asked about it she stared off into space one long silent
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minute stretched on then she asked have you ever heard of scotta bray oh shit my heart raced
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goosebumps erupted all over my entire body fully pilo erect okay this guy he is a dripping he's
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been watching the show yeah he's been watching the show the weight of a single word whispered
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In my incorporeal, incorporeal, incorporeal, incorporeal voice, now spoken by a flesh
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and blood woman, women, both women, woman, pinned me to the spot, spot, spot, spot, perhaps.
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That just did that for every other word of the episode.
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But she told me I had lived there studying brews and herbs under a Kaelic Kaelic Kaelic the Gaelic word for old woman.
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OK, that was the life when I chose to change my karma.
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This is only three pages into a nine page story.
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It's a weird, it's a weird thing though, right?
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or your local dealer for details obviously that's bullshit yeah but there is something happening
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where it's like feeding like i guess is what somebody i think somebody just sent us an
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entertaining no no what i'm saying is like gpt here but this stuff does happen where you'll get
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uh somebody will get a premonition or something happened in real life to them yeah and then it'll
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when i left i immediately started researching
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it just feels like atma's life this is what he does run all your stories through ai to use five
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syllable words only that would be the funniest shit ever is it possible chat is real is real
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this is a mark random story oh my god uh mark ran i wonder whatever happened to that guy
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invite him to pro grow for oh absolutely not so when i left i immediately started researching the
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old woman this word means old woman yes but it's also the name of an ancient goddess
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one older than the rest of the celtic pantheon she was a giant an aspect of the celtic trinity
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maiden mother crone yeah the goddess of winter death and storms as i scrolled down the page i
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found a section about the symbols of the caliac caliac among a wall of text there was a single
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image a black cat first shock then clarity i remembered that summer i had prayed for rain
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and actually changed reality everything clicked in that moment everything snapped together
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the cat wasn't random it wasn't imagination it was my familiar it's fucking it's chat gpt
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my spirit guide she had been with me all along after that i thought it would be better but it's
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almost insulting now it's insulting it's it's it's crossed this rubicon lexicon rubicon the line
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it's crossed the line yeah i'd say that my spirit guide she had been with me all along are we willing
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to to have this line cross and be disrespected like this for good punctuation for for good
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punctuation i mean look it goes to show you how hungry we are for good punctuation yeah just for
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like like legible xerox says why do we have the the halo skull on the wall that was the fucking
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original design we wanted to have the halo skull on the wall yeah yeah because we wanted to remember
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that so when we first did it i recommended like use this for inspiration i think it would be cool
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to draw some nostalgia that was our original logo before we refined it and now it's now it's there
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well let's see i'll pull up the regular logo the shmegular the shmegular logo um
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yeah well i think there is going to be a fog machine at bro grow four
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even though in the let's see real quick liquor they said even though they said absolutely no
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fog machine no he's the lady said yes um and then all of a sudden what was going through this and
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it said no and i was like what the fuck no smoke or fog machines are allowed but she said they do
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that there yeah she said the mexicans do that right so um certainly not you guys uh i get a
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couple of shades browner it's actually really i was telling nancy before the show um you go you
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look her david looks her right in the face and he goes what's the policy on pyrotechnics about
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waist high and she looked at him like he fucking had five i know dude very funny i really wanted
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to do pyrotechnics i wanted to come out like a wrestler and she was like the fuck did you just
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ask me i was like yeah like not big ones like they're designed for indoors which is true like
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all pyrotechnics are designed for not all of them but there are a whole segment of pyrotechnics that
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are designed for indoors she said absolutely not um so we're trying to figure out cool ways to
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design this whole you know experience anywho um after getting to know my spirit guide the fucking
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cat i found the other psychic rain in one teaching uh the one teaching judy even more distasteful
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okay so you found rain distasteful one day oh dude it even uses the double dash the long dash
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you know that alvarino be using that yes he does yes he does um one day right dude do we continue
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reading this this feels like uh we've been bamboozled i i like this one better than the
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what the fuck what happened not like this oh nancy that's that's extreme that's the station
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club oh we could do baking soda volcanoes but who's gonna clean that up all right so we wanted
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let me show this to uh whoever was asking this is the this is the original uh sorry let's remove
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that fire yeah that's the original logo and then what we have here on the wall is pretty pretty
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similar pretty similar it's actually the same fucking thing if you look at it it is uh the
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back of the the placard that it's on yeah we just don't have knives we got crossbones we got cross
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bones so we did a little bit different anyway it was nostalgic it was for the ogs yeah like they
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even value what we do it's they don't give a shit these people are all like they just got here
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shit that's fine act like you've been here all right i guess i'm gonna continue reading this
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fucking ai are we gonna do it should i continue chat should we continue reading the ai slop
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oh man the ai slop is quoting revelation and shit like that to us is that what it's doing
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oh yeah look revelation okay damn all right well fuck i don't think we should do it you don't think
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so i don't know i think we did we depart from it for now and if there's a demand for it to come
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back yeah sancho says no and he kind of he has some authority here keith also says no yeah everybody
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says no sancho hate ai yeah all right fucking dank thanks a lot asshole you got me with a really
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salacious headline all right look jesse's story is literally all one run-on sentence
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that's how you know it's real it's we can't we can't have anything nice david no we can't do
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you want to read jesse or should i read jesse i don't even know if i can read jesse can you send
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it to me where it's in the drive oh boy let's read the bible instead this is crazy i'll try
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yeah go ahead read read it up thanks a lot for the feline story that was that's kind of messed
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up i think that's the first story we really bailed on is it is it scott's birthday so what
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this is from not a bot i don't think it's his birthday
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oh no wait this is from jesse what okay it's not his birthday hey top and david wow this is crazy
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there is zero punctuation i love it this is how you know it's fucking not hard to read because i
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feel like i'm gonna have a stroke trying to differentiate okay my name is jesse and i'm
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from ontario i already don't want a bad start we got a lot of canadians in here don't like that
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it's a bad it is a bad start it's a horrific start
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ai canadia canadians what the fuck dude this better be good all right let
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all right jesse we're gonna really try here i've been listening to you guys for about six months
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now spooky music please thank you nancy thank you nancy and you have easily become my favorite
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i can't do this favorite favorite favorite right like do i like money more than i like
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uh canadians is a question do i like having fans oh right right right i'm gonna try i'm gonna try
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all right muscle through it why do they spell it with a u i don't know man i don't know they
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think they're it's like it's almost like a like superiority kind of thing yeah but it's not
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spelled correctly when i first started listening to you guys i thought you were joking when you
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said you were a christian podcast damn i was joking for fuck but since joining up with matt
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i see a big difference with you also i wasn't sure if nancy was ai she is or not uh but anyway
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and then there could have been a double space by the way
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of shit this is why this is what I've been
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saying what did he say it's the proper way
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oh yeah xerox is canadian he is canadian i figured there's like a there's always a friction
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yeah yeah yeah yeah you were like i recently you were like unblock xerox and i thought about i said
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i said that yeah nah you said no i did try xerox yeah but it's it's it's not like top lobster
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exactly like that nancy doesn't even show up in photos she doesn't show up in reflections either
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uh interestingly enough yeah she can't be exposed to light but you can touch her face maybe i don't
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know she'll she'll let you know i made the right decision i made the right decision with xerox and
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i might be making a decision with jesse well i don't know if we're gonna get through any stories
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no i think we just end the stream a big difference with you guys this is a christian podcast i thought
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you were joking ha ha ha and then matt a guy we kicked off the show that's right now you're gonna
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fucking tell us that it's better because he's on it i think what we do is we let nancy you can
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approach nancy at bohemian grove and she either says yes or no if it's no you just nod your head
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and walk away if she says yes you can touch her face that's that's a steep curve that's how it's
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gonna go i was about 23 or so and was going through some really hard times i had a lot of
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self-confidence issues was struggling with my faith which had been a roller coaster ride for
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my early life i grew up in the church but never really believed on a personal level
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and uh oh yeah i remember that show that's a good show it was uh basically black people being like
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hey yo you motherfucker said ain't no black people in alaska you heard that and then all of a sudden
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all these black people pour onto the screen and they start doing the the simultaneous black
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person talking shit noises like hey yo what's up bitch you thought you thought nobody was out here
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huh and they're all doing it in alaska huh and i'm like yo imagine going all the way to alaska
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to get away from it and then and they just got they just got to show up and then they got to do
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the same thing that they do in new york city but they're doing it in alaska that's fucking i take
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them way less seriously like around here uh i see like i was like by coals or something like that
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and black dude pulled up he had like a one of those beat up cars but a big sound system and
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he's playing like but they're playing like country rap which is real stupid it's like that gutter
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rap shit and i looked at him you can't understand any of it yeah and i was like this guy might have
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a gun uh but i'm like i'm just not even threatened by this because it's almost hilarious you know i
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had a guy you know so i pissed off all of india oh yeah yeah good for you and i had one black guy
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get pissed off in it too and i decided that i was gonna talk shit back to him i just sent like a
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picture doesn't learn i found a picture of him with like no shirt on i sent it to him yeah and
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i just started saying that he looked hungry and that uh you know his hands and his wrists were
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like really thin and i kept saying that to him and he didn't understand and this would actually
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happen my my shit talking was so focused on one thing that he didn't understand the significance
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of but basically what i was saying is like if you're going to talk shit and insinuate violence
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you cannot look like like your hands are you know thin and your wrists are thin and your body is
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like emaciated like you look hungry and eventually he goes i'm not gonna lie i really don't understand
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what you're saying so have a nice day sir that's hilarious you too and that's how it ended i was
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like that was actually nice went away confused i did maybe i want to show this to the to the
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audience really quick oh my gosh um racism okay well no it's not no not that interaction
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it is racism yeah um but it's not that particular interaction so i posted this actually it's called
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tractor wrap that's actually funny tractor wrap so i can't take it seriously i can't be threatened
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by that kind of wrap no i'm just like i don't understand what they're saying if there's threats
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of violence in it i actually i can't hear them so uh this came up over the weekend uh-huh and i
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thought it was really fascinating let's play this video really quick
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kind of crazy it is it is horrific yeah yeah just so the audience knows if you're listening
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it's a mermaid it's a mermaid that some indian dudes allegedly found it looks like a child
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mermaid it does look like a child mermaid and what i said was um you know it's not real because
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they'd be raping it because it's india you get it right and uh five million views oh my god 107 000
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likes and they're so fucking mad man like they're so mad overwhelmingly it's just like you fuck you
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bloody you fucking rape bloody you fuck you like over and over again and it's like a lot of weird
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jokes about like oh isn't it funny the white man is telling us about rape when america has the
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highest percentage of rape is that because you're here well i said i was like it's just a matter of
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reporting it yeah and i said when you report a rape in india they rape you where is she going
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to report where are you going to report this to at well that's what i'm saying in india if you get
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raped and and what's really funny dude is i thought it was a joke i said when you report a rape in
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india the police rape you and then somebody was like actually poof and they sent me articles and
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it was like lady goes to the police station to report a rape gets raped by the police and i was
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like and then there was a third rape it's crazy to get raped by somebody with like no riz you know
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oh that's crazy yeah like indian people has the have the least amount of least amount of riz
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it's just weird the highest which is really crazy the highest amount of horny they're so horny but
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no riz it's interesting statistic as well i don't think an indian person has won a fight in the ufc
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period the entire existence i'm i will go as far as saying in mma in general in general i was
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watching uh interesting the dana white the contender series and they had a they're like
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we have a very interesting prospect from india he's undefeated somewhere in india who even knows
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if that's have you ever seen like the way they fight in india oh yeah it's very funny very gay
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they like slap their chest slap slap slap slap it's kind of like pro wrestling yeah and like
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they don't understand the real like the realism of it now and you could tell this dude he's doing
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a thing he's like kind of like his hands are like doing like this the fuck and he's circling the
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octagon and the guy's like what are you doing yeah he's basically goes up fucking pieces him
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up and then the indian dude's like oh no they're used to fighting in groups from call centers
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they're not used to fighting one-on-one uh in a ring i'm just saying to even get raped by one of
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these guys is crazy yeah do better woman woman woman just the one just the one i don't know man
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uh that's an interesting this isn't anything i'm just like your feet in my food go ahead
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dude i was laughing so hard you ever laugh so hard it's something that your wife gets mad
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she's like what are you fucking laughing at especially when it's stupid so i saw it was
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a video of some like guy guyanese dude and he's got like a bowl of meat soup let me tell you
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something go ahead no no on my twitter that i still get retweets and likes from that that song
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like every every so often somebody finds it they'd be like yo yeah this shit this slaps
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hold on i can't even read this to you i gotta show you because i laughed at this for so long
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and and you can tell my wife was like getting frustrated because it just she was like it's not
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that funny um but to me it was so it's a guyanese dude i imagine he's guyanese and he's you know he's
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eating with his hands um but he's also he's got like two things you ever see this thing where
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like black people will they have a liquid and then they have a a solid and they dip the solid
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in the liquid with their bare hands yeah yeah um so it's one of those kind of situations i'm trying
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to find it man it was the best thing i got something here really quick what is it uh just
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so that people don't forget yeah hashtag never forget
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he's cutting with his toes with his sharp toes it's dude i can't find this and it makes me so
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mad but basically it's like it's like a dude and he's you know he's he's he's got like a big brown
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blob and he's pulling off oh the black dude yeah and he rolls it up yeah and there is a song and
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it's like uh go roll me a dookie ball go dip it in some dookie soup like it's the same shit right
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but what's really funny what's really funny is that somebody tweeted it retweeted it and the
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caption the caption says poop from the ass dipped in some diarrhea from the butt
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and i couldn't read it i couldn't read it bro and i i laughed for so long so many fucking times
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over and over again every time i tried to read it it just said poop from the ass
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dipped in some diarrhea from the butt and it was the funniest shit i had oh my god i think we need
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to find it oh man i'm trying to find it so hard but i can't find it right now poop from the ass
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dipped in some diarrhea you got some diarrhea from the butt bro bring this shit up on the screen
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because it's so funny look is that my wife she says i didn't laugh i laughed so hard this is it
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this is it poop from the ass dipped in some diarrhea from the butt yeah that's psychotic
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there's a way to do it like uh oh he's got a back grip on it oh shit what happened he's got the
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reverse masturbation grip yeah like you see how that is there's like a certain twist you got to
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do i'm gonna roll me a dookie ball roll your dookie ball yeah we gotta watch for us i don't even know
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why we're talking about this i don't know it's funny to me dip it in some dookie soup
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eat it with my bare hands lick the wrist off my fingers too
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I'm going to take a big chunk, stick it down my throat and swallow it too.
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No, because they be eating that dookie shit in Africa.
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You ever see the one where the husband is sitting at the table and he's waiting for his girl to come and drop it?
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she it's a whole gelatinous brown blob yeah yeah he's still mad he's like that's not what i want
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he wants more of it and then she brings a dookie soup and then and then they all like it's like
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they say go and it's like animals like family members come out of nowhere and they all just
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start snatching it up eating with their fingers is that play-doh for real i don't know what it is
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bro um i think the caption on this is something like uh like you can tell a lot about the culture
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Yeah, bro. But this is the kind of shit that white people
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Williamsburg, wow, we're so cultured. We got a dookie
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just used to grabbing hot sand with those hands
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i didn't feel anymore bro i just that caption though
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poop from the ass dipped in some diarrhea from the butt
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it's the funniest stupid shit bro all right all right we're gonna read the
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story now i met up with her with her at the park
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we grabbed some dukey soup i just code switched is there a way we're
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we could get dookie soup at brohemian grove oh my god if we did without there being like
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huge liability on us now my son does that all the time he's like i'm gonna roll me some dookie
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balls and he's showing it to his friends and shit um yo well guys if you want dookie balls
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and dookie soup uh at bohemian grove let us know no no utensils how to make that shit watch you
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guys suck your fingers can't be that hard all four of them like that is crazy well i did that
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when i was a little kid it's like mostly play-doh right i don't know what it is it's mostly piss
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i'll be honest i think that that stuff is like mud i've seen them make this you ever see them
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make mosquito patties it yeah i've seen that too nasty i cannot stand that you know about the
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haitian uh dirt cookies right yeah i can't i can't guys that's gotta kill you after too many right
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well i mean the the lore behind it which is psychotic is that yo wait so he said can we
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have pheasant why don't we do it um what's that medieval time style everybody gets a rotisserie
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chicken we'll just buy rotisserie chickens with their hands and no utensils everybody just eats
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with their hands now we're probably gonna have food trucks we're gonna have some food trucks but
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uh matt seems really adamant he's like jessica cook man i'm like you just volunteered your wife
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people bro like to cook 300 meals that's crazy so maybe and she's so nice she's like okay i guess
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i'll do it it's like no that's not that's slavery it's crazy unless you're gonna make dookie balls
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and dookie soup we'll probably just have some uh some food trucks but whatever there'll be some
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options very strange very strange dookie balls oh with the the lore behind the haitian uh cookies
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is that it's psychotic because they actually borrow um they they take a loan yeah yeah for
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for dirt yeah you can just go outside you just everything is dirt it's haiti you ever see the
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guy in haiti that owns a bridge yeah he just puts like a plank over and charges people to cross and
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puts it down a little creek yeah smart technically with enough speed you could hop over it with your
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bike jesus cooked for 7 000 are you sure 7 000 it was quite a bit i mean damn man i think the bible
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says multitudes multitudes yeah the bible says multitudes is a great word i met her with her at
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the park and we were going to smoke weed and go for a drive okay on the drive she ended up driving
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very aggressively speeding down back roads just out of time what the hell does that mean just out
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of time you heard him i don't know what that but you're reading that too right nope i can't even
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see it i don't know where oh uh yep just out of time okay just outside of time just outside of
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time what does that mean i don't know that doesn't help at all can you run this through chat i wonder
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if I ran this through ChatGPT, what would happen?
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Because this guy's Canadian. Let's see if I
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I'm going to go to ChatGPT for a second. Translate this to
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details about it afterward, but when we got back
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I was in such a dark mental state after and was extremely depressed.
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I just remember feeling extreme fear and dread as we were on this drive and definitely was not having a good time.
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I'll tell you what, I have been in a car one time where I was super high and this dude was driving like an asshole.
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I didn't get depressed, but I was like, let me the fuck out right now.
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And I was very far away from home and I was like towns away.
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you gotta let me out cause everything in my body was like
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oh wow cause he had a wrangler or something
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that's the worst he had some bitch in the car
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far away let me just drop you off I said let me
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of the schizophrenic voices in my head are screaming you're gonna
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fucking kill us and I got out and I walked
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home sing a little song after about five minutes or so a voice came to my head speaking to me it
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was unlike anything i've ever experienced it told me it was going to take control of me oh shit it
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had a plan for me and wanted me to become the antichrist oh damn what's going on all this
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because this bitch was driving crazy yeah i was about to have sex with you uh it was going to give
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me confidence and power and everything i wanted i had no self-worth in these days and in some weird
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that's odd I don't know if that makes any sense
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i lost all my kindness and become very self-centered and we just sit into my room in
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the dark late at night talking to this being that's fucking crazy yeah okay i believe this
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story because how poorly it's written correct when i was in my room it would feel as if there
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was a layer of cold air about a foot off the ground and a presence would be there i had similar
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experiences to this growing up in my old home with many night terrors and voices but nothing like
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this there is a an interesting phenomenon of like temperature dropping when there's something else
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in the room yeah yeah but also cold air yeah sinks hot air rises that is the truth might
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have just been chilly somewhere and it was all down there yeah uh where are we at uh so i had
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similar one night i was having a visual visual hallucination of the spirit having me sign a
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blood packed with it to become the antichrist damn what the real retarded stuff
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all right as long as you know yeah i wonder like does does this entity even believe this or is it
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just like i bet you i can get in the sign i think a lot of these things will both still say crazy
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crap to you they'll try to convince you of crazy crap and it has no real implications other than
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like you know driving you into madness yeah i think they're like laughing yeah yeah it's probably
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it's like bragging rights they go back to their boy and be like look what i did this thing is not
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like this is the this entity is the equivalent of like a wigger in the spiritual realm meaning
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it's like a wigger in the spiritual realm wigger in the spiritual realm yeah it's completely
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inconsequential it doesn't have any control most of the other spirits find it a little bit
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insufferable yeah but it's telling you that like you're going to be the antichrist and it's going
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to facilitate this process meanwhile this is a run-of-the-mill spirit wigger you know nothing
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to be concerned about just rebuke it just it's got no power it's got no power there is what i'm
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saying give it some purple drink send it on its way we'll be fine the worst part is that they're
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not trying to read handwriting yeah that's true this is all just typed out shit it's crazy it's
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hard to read man if you had this job i know matt will make fun of us but for real this is this is
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almost impossible after a while of this i remember i was watching some gorillas music video and
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watching the slow descent of one character he wrote decent yep that's wrong the slow decent
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the slow decent of one character into demonic possession in then clicked in my head in then
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clicked in my head what was happening i don't know what's happening right now i proceeded to
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sort of panic and look for my bible smart i wanted to say the sinner's prayer and break free from
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this i went to my bedside table where i usual left it and it wasn't there at some point in this state
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i had it hid in my closet and i ended up finding it okay after searching for the prayer in the
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bible i realized the prayer wasn't actually in the bible it's kind of oh shit yeah that's right
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it's not right but i prayed anyways for god to forgive me and jesus to come back into my life
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and free me after that i was free from the spirit and for the next month or so i felt very weak and
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shaky as if some of my life had been drained diarrhea yeah dude dookie soup dookie soup had
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a little dookie soup i get it it's been many years since then but i now have fully devoted
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life to christ and i'm free from all the old stuff praise god yeah thanks for listening to
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my story tried to keep it short for you guys also i'm a filthy poor so i'm behind a week on videos
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but wanted to say david definitely has that mr nasty spirit about those poor witches oh man
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Are you sure he doesn't realize or is he just watching
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we were very nasty to him he's trying to watch
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the live stream of the day that the fucking
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we went through dookie soup and a bunch of other stuff i think he's right i don't have anything in
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me there though to uh like i said i told my father-in-law i don't give a fuck if you come
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to jesus or not i'm not here for that i'm just here to tell you because people are going to
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make their own decisions so yeah you can't do that you can't you can't um i don't think you
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could convert somebody all at once you kind of can't have an explicit goal to go there and do
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the thing and you could also push them away
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you will fucking kind of annoying when you stop speaking
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like a genuine person and start being like
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what they're exactly you're like if you if you're there
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if you're doing that that means that what you're
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going to be doing in that conversation is waiting for
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your turn to talk yeah and what you're going to say
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so you're not even listening to the person right
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this is where we're going to do bro he mean grove
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We have something from Seth, not Kicklighter.
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This one's only three pages long, so we can breathe.
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By the way, a lot of it is in red, which is interesting.
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Also, somebody commented about Seth Kicklighter.
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He does a thing that I think he noticed where I was like,
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I'm like, you're getting a little too comfortable here.
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No, they like when he's slightly disrespectful.
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oh they like when he's when he's a little spicy a little spicy and that's cute and that's fine
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but it's kind of fun i don't know this is this is our equipment so i had i had to let him know
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we did we stabbed him after the show yeah it was a little strange a little strange like during the
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show like it looked like i hit him there's a certain point where i go hey shut the fuck up
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and he looks at me like he's like oh shit he means it i'm like yeah listen
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like you said you come here i didn't even notice that yeah yeah i was like you come here tell us
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about shit but i'm like watch your fucking mouth did he say that made you say that i was i don't
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i didn't say much during the show but he doesn't like when we talk during our show no because he
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burped right yeah it was it was a disrespectful one i was like don't fucking do that he's trying
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to be like he's trying to be like me it's an alpha thing and i get it and i'm a gracious host
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to a certain point all right yeah well fuck you seth no that's okay it's okay all right yeah sorry
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seth i have to assert dominance at some point yeah a little spanking that's okay you come back
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you behave seth is going to be at brohemian grove probably bring some signed copies of his book
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yeah actually he doesn't know he's going to be at brohemian grove we haven't invited him yet but
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no he's coming because i fucking said so that's right yeah but he's not gonna burp so what does
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he mean updates in red like i've never made the first one figured i i figured i'd throw my story
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i need a spooky music sorry um i figured i'd throw my story in for you guys to read i actually
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submitted this one about a year ago but it was the same time you guys changed your email for
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the chronicle submission i think got lost in the sauce yeah yeah uh chronicles nds at gmail.com
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guys if you want to submit all good because there was some more info that i was able to gather about
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some of the stuff in my family history cool the updates are in red so here it goes you guys aren't
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going to be able to see the red updates it doesn't matter a little over a year ago we started having
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issues with our daughter who i believe was four at the time uh she started being scared of her room
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and of going to bed my son came in the room last night for the first time in a long time said he
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was scared said what's the matter he goes i'm thinking about a house with the walls
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closing in i'm like probably don't think about that anymore yeah then he went to sleep weird
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so i'm just handling it um she would have bad dreams that scared her my wife and i thought it
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was just normal kids stuff and didn't think much of it well one night before she asked us the
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question aren't angels too busy to come protect us oh i'm sorry one night before bed she asked
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that i asked her where she had heard that who told you that she didn't have an answer i remember
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telling my wife that wherever that idea had come from was demonic that's interesting because that's
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like a reasonable thing that you would tell a kid like let's say you were a spooky asshole
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and a child thinks that angels are going to protect them from you yeah you might you say to a kid like
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angels are very busy what makes you think they'd be here to save you right right yeah yeah so that's
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what he says i remember telling my wife that wherever that idea came from was demonic at some
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point those nighttime issues got worse she would wake up screaming her head off and we would rush
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into the room but couldn't get her to calm down uh we would ask her what happened and there was
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never an answer it was like she wasn't even in there she couldn't utter a single word and in
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the morning she had no recollection of any of it i remember the last time it happened we walked
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into her room and found her standing on the floor pissing herself and screaming whoa damn dude
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that's heavy that is crazy that's pissing that's crazy i picked her up and carried her to the
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We had started listening to your show after you were
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He doesn't do a show anymore. He doesn't have a show anymore?
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he had some interesting characters on that show
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were kind of fun like the first guy was the guy that sucked off
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nice enough guy yeah yeah i like luke well the first time he sucked fucking ass yeah and then
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the second time he was nice anyway uh i started listening to your show when you were on with luke
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radkowski and i'm glad we had found y'all it gave me some context for what was going on god started
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showing me things that we had brought into our house that was allowing other things to tag along
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oh interesting okay portals doorways things that you had uh brought in that that opened
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um entry points for these things my wife and i purged the house we threw away halloween
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decorations uh that we had for some reason even though we never celebrate halloween anyway
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we got rid of a bunch of movies that had demonic themes everything from zombie land to matilda damn
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we prayed over the house it's a fun movie but yeah that one is it's yeah what is she using what
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like where her power is coming telekinesis telepathy that's what i'm saying yeah
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that's like something that i was telling my son is all movies glorify magic
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virtually none of them glorify christ yeah and what's even a step further is there's a big effort
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quite successful to make like demonic characters good guys you know like just because he looks
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like a greasy fucking demon with horns and red skin doesn't mean he has to be a bad guy he could
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do good things but he could also practice magic all this other shit yeah that's constant you know
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what another theme is i bet you there's a deeper esoteric meaning behind it losing an arm and
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getting a like demon arm robot arm some other arm that's either transhuman or from something
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else entirely how to train my kids like how to train your dragon yeah it's a fun one loses a
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on this has been happening for a long time right
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fucking howie mandel and the kid from wonder years yep i love that movie uh i bet you do
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i never really watched it yeah it made me want to be friends with demons really when i was a kid
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i thought they were nice are you living your best life now dancing take you on adventures
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a small price to pay um they're gonna buttfuck you yeah that howie mandel buttfucked that kid
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did you ever hear that behind the scenes um what's that kid's name from the wonder years he's not a
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kid he's a he's an adult now yeah yeah but they had savage yeah fred savage was molested by uh
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howie mandel on that really on that set yeah howie mandel is still like allowed to operate
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it's many such cases wow i just made that up so um well let's see we prayed over the lawsuit
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and cast everything out in jesus's name uh we haven't had any issues since after we had done
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all of that our daughter told us she had seen a monster in the house before it was all black and
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as tall as the ceiling had a big mouth with sharp white teeth many such cases um we've since started
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talking pretty openly with her about the spirit realm and angels demons god jesus etc uh we even
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had a conversation about the tooth fairy oh somebody else had a conversation about the tooth
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recently yes i did i had to break the news to my son he fucking was upset man yeah he was real sad
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he was really sad he did some crying um i had to explain a lot of shit to him i think that's so
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funny you know how where things went dude things went to like okay easter bunny has nothing to do
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with jesus despite it being about jesus's resurrection and santa has nothing to do with
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jesus despite it being about the day that jesus was born and all these things are meant to detract
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from jesus and it's very life is a lie that santa is an anagram for satan and it's also interesting
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that santa do you realize that that's too far right i went fucking all the way okay i said you
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know what santa does he promises you all of the materialistic things in this world because he can
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give them to you you know what satan promised uh jesus in the desert the same fucking thing
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like and then i started i was like i was like man this is like this is actually pretty bad
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like he kind of what i what we basically did was i said it's not gonna things aren't gonna change
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we're still going to have christmas how about we make it about jesus and he was like yeah dude i
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used to get gifts from jesus like my parents that's a lie too though it's stupid that's a
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stupid lie and then for some reason they they switch back and now like my kids they give my
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kids gifts from santa i'm just gonna say hey i got these for you it's nice we're gonna spend some
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time we're gonna exchange gifts but like don't forget what this is about this is about jesus
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christ and we're you know i think it's just a celebration of you know the good news but you
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to do that and we'll still have all of the nimrod iconography and a bunch of those we might have
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some at brogrove but he was fucked up man we might have a couple of christmas trees at brogrove he
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was not pumped he was not pumped and um afterwards so afterwards after the conversation he was good
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he was good but yeah man i was just telling him i was like it's all to to pull away from christ
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and yeah this guy's name is just satan and he promises you all the materialistic things
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it's like a lenticero bro and i'm telling him like god says that our our our gifts are where
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in the spiritual realm right that's where our rewards are in the spiritual realm right but
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satan can give you the things of this world so can santa it's just one little fucking letter
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you switch it around dressed in red boopity doopity fucks kids uh we haven't had an issue
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since uh okay so we we we bought oh i'm sorry we even had a conversation about the tooth fairy
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the reason this is significant is because all of this happened because of the tooth fairy not
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taking his teeth oh no no he caught my wife i'm sorry he caught him yeah um taking the teeth
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and exchanging the money that what must have happened like she's like and he woke up and he's
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what the fuck mom well because you know when she did it it was time to wake up for school
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oh she was lazy so he's like yeah he wants to be asleep he doesn't want to wake up from school but
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he is like you know when you wake up and you're you know it's time and you're like yeah and
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fucking you know and she's like not really asleep um did he wake up and confront her i don't know
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i don't know xerox says saint nicholas is a real human being santa claus why are we reading zero
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fuck xerox i like my brother in christ and everything he sees on the internet just like
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me no fuck him uh hold on i'm gonna say this real quick okay yeah fuck you xerox hey xerox
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camera 5 fuck you that's what i wanted to say about it but that's interesting like the idea
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that saint nicholas is a real dude like i don't know i just know that another word for satan
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is old nick well i mean we did learn that from brian yeah i mean i googled it green assault and
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no no i googled it okay just go on google and say this is also probably just say who's old nick
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you can do it right now here let's do it we were at one point where i think
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live during the show david was looking at the wikipedia entries and he was like did you
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fucking write this man i was thinking so here we go might have you just say who's old nick
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who's old nick old nick is a 17th century nickname for the devil or uh satan widely used in british
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english and sometimes in the u.s it acts as an informal personification of evil not me
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so so it's like over and again over and over again i'm i'm like there's just so many it's
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an anagram for satan old nick is fucking another word for satan like it's not good um so i'm trying
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to figure out who i like less uh satan no uh uh xerox or or uh q oh i unblocked q you unblocked
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wigger. Yeah, yeah. I get that. So there's like some
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level of like, you can kind of excuse that.
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He's a wigger. Yeah. After a while, I'm just like, I
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get it. He's got no power in the spiritual realm kind of a deal.
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um but xerox has his faculties about him he does yeah some would say some say so um
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boom boom boom boom boom so so we even had the conversation about the tooth fairy my mom
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bought her a tooth fairy doll for her first loose tooth what that looked like i don't know
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we try not to let any demonic stuff in our house and i explained it to her that in our house we do
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not make offerings of body parts to fake creatures in exchange for money fuck you know what's crazy
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that's that's a banger my mom knows all this shit too and me growing up like it was prohibited in
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the house now my kid's growing up she wants to do all this fucking pagan shit and i'm like dude what
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are you doing what happened you know you were grandma maxing now your grandma now your grandma
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leasing grandma leasing tell him telling my kids that fucking she's in her butterfly yeah but uncle
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freddie's a butterfly no i don't think so they told me like oh when i see a butterfly i said no
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no no no no no he's dead yeah he's dead he died because he's fat he's with the lord he's with the
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lord and he's probably still fat maybe i don't know food in heaven is good but i'm like no that's
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not true like don't say that well work i think you know what it is it's tempting because it's
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a lot of fun for the kids of course yeah yeah but what do we see how resentful you are she's like
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where did i go wrong i didn't i took away the tooth fairy away the tooth fairy i took away
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we do not make offerings of body parts to fade creatures in exchange for money.
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We cut the wings off the fairy doll and turned it into a regular doll.
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I had remembered that we had a witch in the family years ago on my dad's side.
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but i remembered hearing that uncle so-and-so was married to a witch on my mom's side uh my great
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grandfather was a freemason are you getting just double penetrated well that cancels it out no i
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don't think that's how it works i think it makes it double bad um i'm not sure how high up he was
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but he was involved in hollywood okay damn this is not so he's jewish uh it seems so he was actually
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on the crew that produced the first ever movie with sound here's the red red some red notes did
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some research i did some research on him he had worked on a bunch of old hollywood movies including
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invasion of the body snatchers and the manchurian candidate we watched the original manchurian
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yeah so that's you're talking like uh 50s he's old as fuck yeah yeah i don't know 60s that would
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be and loads more i included a snip of the manchurian candidate credits with his name
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he was a sound effects editor cool i had a tobacco pipe that was his and i threw it out in
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the purge more red here's more red text additionally my grandmother on my mom's side
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who has since passed who had an affinity for native american lore and culture
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had a roommate after her and my grandpa's divorce oh she was lesbian she lived with this woman for
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years and i found out recently that she was a medium uh but after a couple of uh months she
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became a large fat jokes he never said the large part um my grandmother was also plagued by some
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sort of passenger spirit that would come and check on her from time to time uh she actually
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came to christ on the last day that she was able to speak before the morphine rendered her a
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vegetable interestingly enough if she kept with the vegetables she would have stayed a medium
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i joked that my grandma and that's horrific i joked that my grandma and the thief on the cross
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are going to share a room in heaven crazy story about her coming to christ she had a black cat
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that was anti-social oh here we go the fucking black semi too uh i rarely ever saw that cat when
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i would visit her the day she came to christ my mom had invited one of her friends over to talk
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to her and the cat lost its frigging mind it was hissing and trying to attack my mom's friend and
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they ended up having to lock the cat in a spare bedroom where it continued to wig out i'm pretty
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sure that cat had some sort of entity entity entity that was keeping an eye on my grandma
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my grandma's my mom's friend was then able to lead my grandma to jesus i killed the cat just
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kidding but i did offer that's very funny um i don't like cats man they're like conduit they
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might be conduits for their conduits for something all animals are you see fucking kujo yeah no no
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stop that's a movie from stephen king who is a bitch he's very cat like i'm just saying dogs
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you know all animals are good entities cats could be either i think dogs can also be either
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it's not that they're good entities this guy's being a fag we learned through the the swine
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thing that uh demonic spirits can inhabit animals what's the wine thing where the the legion was
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like put me into the pigs well the pig is an unclean animal but not a dog well we we did
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something recently where it was like yeah even the fucking oh it was episode of attorney mo
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kit to tease kit to tease i don't watch that show anymore entities entities entities i told some of
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my friends at church about the whole thing there and there were two other families that had same
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issues with their kids screaming pissing a lot of piss non-verbal and no memory of it in the
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morning oddly specific i had a sort of idea that it could be someone from the church doing something
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in the astral realm i had nothing to base this on i'm probably wrong it was just a feeling that i
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had i don't know if you're wrong the end p.s it's not really the end we've learned that it's a daily
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battle to keep the demonic world out of our house every night we pray with the kids and ask god to
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protect them whilst they sleep and send his angels to keep them safe we appreciate you guys shining
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a light on these kinds of topics and giving people tools to fight back into darkness you know why this
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is a banger that's cool yeah this is a great story but it's also fantastic to me to know
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that somebody heard entities yes that somebody heard two humble retards on luke rakowski show
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and then from that moment seemingly started to really go through like put together the pieces
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and then like oh what the fuck did we say entities i think we said um hey billy carson
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why do they flee at the name of jesus yeah that's what we said remember that that's that's actually
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the bang that's kind of like the craziest thing that ever for people that don't know that lore
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at the end of that first episode on luke rakowski show he used to do a fun little thing which is
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actually kind of fun we should steal it from him um yeah i mean he's not doing the show anymore i'm
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sure you wouldn't just take it uh so basically it's where you ask the guest as you come to a
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close if they have a question for the next guest that's going to be on the show and i don't even
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know if he told us who it was going to be he did i didn't know who the fuck billy carson was no
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idea i didn't even know he's black it sounds like a white dude from the smashing pumpkins or
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something yeah yeah i was like who is he and he was like well he's well spoken and i saw him i
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said oh looks kind of cool i was actually kind of a fan yeah when i first saw like because i just
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like briefly overviewed of like some of the stuff.
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Well, no, because he was talking about some esoteric shit.
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And I was like, okay, that's kind of cool.
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And then the question that we have is why do aliens flee at the name of Christ?
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i was texting him during i was like yo dude this guy's like lying while i was watching it live
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oh this dude is like saying wild shit and you guys are just believing it up yeah yeah tell us
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more yeah is the kind of guy that if if timothy alberino squeezed breast milk from his own teats
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uh into a cup albert uh clint would drink it because it's like yeah it's if you're being
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told something with authority like some guy's telling me it looks cool like yes i know black
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I think he probably does. Honestly, those movies do
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watched him with my son. Did I tell you who I don't like?
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And I'll tell my son that this is the guy that I debated.
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him. Every time I see him in the chat, I go,
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for david i like xerox i don't like xerox i ain't never hated that
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i like xerox i think you guys would get along if you weren't so nasty to each other xerox
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i don't like them we have gifts to open oh that's right guys stick around um
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we're gonna end this but don't go anywhere after it ends we're gonna chop the end off of this and
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we're not going to show maca balla gets it ha ha ha fuck that guy uh what time is it 305 but don't
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forget if you're watching this live tonight we're going to be on quite frankly so show up in the
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chat and support us go super hard and uh say entities no just say say that you like us
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say that you keep like don't do that yeah he loves you take it off the screen i love xerox
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Is this supposed to be for fucking Patreon
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oh yeah and then not go anywhere don't go anywhere hey what do you say like something
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like stay tuned stay tuned stay tuned we'll be right back we're gonna answer your questions
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about brohemian grove are we i don't want to answer any questions nobody ever had
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they bred with daughters of men and they will do it again
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I'm going to see if they're a Jew right now
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wow guy lived for a long ass time yeah no i mean i was i was uh thumbing through this the other day
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i haven't had time to read anything but very interesting there's a apparently there's an
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angel of abortion in here nice they're all listed by an angel of plants angel of plie oh shit hold
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on there's no way guys is that true frank said he's ready to burn his relationship with alvarito
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no fucking way dude oh no you mean just by virtue of having us on i was about to say yo let's go
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well i might mention angel of pleiades in the alphabet of rabbi akiba this this book i think
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it's like seven o'clock jr yeah um this angel unnamed is included among the splendid terrible
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and mighty angel chiefs who passed before god to extol and rejoice in the first sabbath oh this
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guy is from israel well uh no this is just i i think he's no no i think i found that he's from
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israel this guy rabbi akiba or this dude here uh david gustav uh david gustav davidson whatever
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somebody sent me a jewish book again yeah it looks like well i mean you figure figure here
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see this is why i fucking hate xerox enoch is jewish fan fiction how about the book of genesis
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asshole well that's different i mean whatever so yeah this is just it's it this this definitely
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comes from a ras a rabbi akiba is rabbi akiba the same guy that uh was talking about rail no no i
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think the in in judges 22 oh i don't know we're talking about uh uh miraz that i think if this
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might be the same rabbi so this is the angel of pleiades very interesting probably bullshit
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but still of pleiades i mean how do you how do you come by all of this i don't know angel of
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muhammad okay we gotta ask this question real quick how does gustav davison determine all of
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these angels how does dave is it david gustav or gustav david i don't think he's determining them
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I think so there's like a where is he getting it from there's a forward I you could probably just
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read it's probably a lot of Jewish literature a lot of Jewish uh fanfic if if I may or from like
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you know Kabbalistic teachings yeah there's bullshit everywhere but it's it's interesting
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because you know even though it is bullshit most likely it's still things that these people think
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16 years of exhaustive research across a wide spectrum of religions mystical and occult
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literature talmudic and rabbin rabbinical catalystic uh gnostic apocalyptic so this
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is a funsy book for funsies oh no it's fun this is what i'm saying yeah this is it's fun this is
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not something i'm gonna go and like straight up talmud kabbalistic gnostic uh magical text
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grimoires there that's where that's where you're getting most of this angel lore from like i mean
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when they start to get into specifics but where's the angel of abortion yeah like angel of abortion
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name is kaz day there is one okay it's fascinating and is it pumped about the abortions or it's not
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pumped about doesn't say just that that it is there's an angel of the forest and now here's
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the thing i do believe i do believe that there are angels probably over powers and principalities
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over a lot of things i don't think that we know who they are and i think that the people who say
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that we know who they are probably look at that what is that freemasonic imagery with the checkerboard
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floor and the pillars this book goes hard dog we should probably do like a deep dive and like
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fucking look at this stuff and just tell everybody lies why don't we tell we'll we'll pick each name
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and make fun of each one individually till we get through the whole book yeah dude i'm cool with
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that this is this actually is like the children of heaven when they're talking about an enoch one
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the children of heaven are the sons of the holy angels who fell and violated women so yeah sons
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of god women very interesting this is like a it's like a dictionary for weird esoteric terms in the
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angelic realm it is fascinating banger book very jewish i feel like my foreskin's falling off as
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i'm holding it yeah yeah but it's nice by the way we should thank you to whoever sent this at
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rohemian grove where we have very cool you can take pictures with uh with um the the can i show
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them uh what i'm working on here like yeah show them what you're working on the 3d model of that
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but the kandahar giants foreskin you should be able to have access to that just selling there's
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also this it's the uh the dead sea scrolls all in in text somebody sent this um if you're in the
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chat like who who are you who sent this because matt just fucking won't tell us anything these
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are old they smell dusty 1962 dust it up 1962 so it's got the community rule the damascus rule
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the messianic rule the war rule the hymns liturgical fragments uh the words of the heavenly
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lights this is a lot of like stuff that's up our alley in regards to potentially fake and gay
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show this picture jewish lore anyway i have i have like a like an interesting very close
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interesting 3d render what happened here uh a 3d render of uh the kandahar giant his head
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and also his feet i need to work on the 3d rendering of his feet but it's going to be huge
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it's going to be yeah you guys are going to have a photo op i'm excited about it that's how cool
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is that aren't you i mean we want something cool like we're going to have the cardboard cut out the
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life-size cardboard cutout of timothy alvarino um we're going to do see what i mean like look at
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xerox also the dead sea scrolls are fake well i mean they're they're real in the sense that they
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exist it's real i mean it's it's very confusing to me that they come out 19 fucking 47 right
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very confusing i don't know there's also fragments of like the torah in in the dead sea
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scrolls as well so i don't know i don't know but for you to definitively say yes or no xerox you
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nasty you asshole you know what i'd say about that what xerox i say suck my dick whoa that's
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what i wouldn't say that to xerox that's not nice dude i just did nancy what do you think about that
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i know that's your friend what do you think about that nancy i don't give a shit i like xerox but
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what but if he was like okay would you let him do it though oh dude if you said suck my dick and
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xerox was like present it i would i would and then then after he presents it then xerox has
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got to move towards it yeah and then if he moves towards it then you got to move towards him i say
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get to sucking boy and then you move you meet in the middle go ahead what if he grabs it it's about
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what if he grabs it it's about the dominance of it if he grabs it whatever we're finishing this
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thing you're gonna finish are you gonna finish because that's crazy it's it's about dominance
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david you wouldn't understand i'm just saying does it count as dominance if you if you don't finish
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does it count as dominance if i don't fit i don't think i mean the act of is fine
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i just feel like like you'd have to really solidify before you go like you slap his hand
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it wouldn't be good he doesn't know what he's doing you could tell you don't know that you
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could tell xerox might have a great method um i don't know who who sent this stuff you enjoy it
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you like it though right i do like it i like that it has an additional hardcover sleeve
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yeah that is cool and so thank you very much for that but apparently it's fake so i guess
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we should all just kill ourselves and throw it out maybe we should we should all just end the
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show we should never do it again no we shouldn't even talk about this shit why david why would we
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talk about any of this stuff david uh it's fun it's fun it's my favorite i know favorite stuff
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to talk about but why would we talk about it because he's been to catechumen in canada or
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some shit and now they've told him differently i'm just saying like why would we even stop
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why would we even continue i don't know i don't know we just go fuck ourselves right now xerox
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It says, I think I got you an appropriate gift top.
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Queef Latina, you really wrote your name as Queef Latina on here and sent it to a coffee shop.
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Guys, do you have any questions about Bohemian Grove?
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Well, I'm going to have to, my lawyers will be contacting you.
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Expect to hear from our Jew lawyers, Queef Latina.
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Guys, we have a real issue with people sending us stuff and there's nothing.
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You were just telling Xerox to suck your dick.
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You're going to wear this to Prohebium Grove?
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Honestly, the serendipitous nature of what that was.
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This has been sitting here for a couple of days, too.
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yeah because we don't want to open we want to open them on screen and my my hatred for xerox
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has been festering for i'd say a while probably a couple months i tried i tried to say hey
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sometimes things line up man honestly that this could only be the slippers divine intervention
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is what i honestly that is pretty this is crazy that's like god thought that was funny that's
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crazy where do you even find such a thing also xerox fuck you man
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fuck you dude guys send us more stuff uh one five five two um we're gonna have way too much stuff
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where's that thing i want to play that clip that's a very funny clip that clip that lady made
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oh yeah the last time i don't know what email to rsvp for bro grove uh says schizo friend don't
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worry don't worry saying something about rsvp to who make why don't you make a brohemian grove uh
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like email gmail oh oh god it sounds like work don't give them our email to send that shit to
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it should be something separate make it and then you could do it maybe um what are you going to do
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with it the only idea hold on what's the point what i'm trying to explain that okay i'm trying
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to have a telegram for that we do have a telegram we have a bro grove telegram so what we would end
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up doing is uh accepting emails as like reservations but all that does is it allows
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me to then once i know when it creates an extra level of redundancy difficulty to it it it'll
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create a situation where when we're gonna put them live on toplobster.com yeah i'll tell them
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the week before it's gonna go live on this day it's the best that i could do let me ask you real
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quick did you answer john pounders no i didn't answer john pounders bitch he just messaged me
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hey you guys won't come on soon i was like why would he message me when i know he messaged you
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So, but that's the best I can do is like, yeah, I'll let you know if you email us and say you want to be on a list.
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But I don't know if I'm going to do that on the regular email.
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and he goes you guys have a community of people of psychics i go no no why would you think that
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i said a community of psychics no we don't this is a show that glorifies the dead sea scrolls you
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idiot right obviously and fake jewish lore yeah that's what we do here i said typically very
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cautious of psychics don't know who they're communicating with you're maybe the second
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ever psychic who's reached out he said okay sorry we tried to open this door and why and he goes
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it's not what you think like bullshit type it's kind of random i go tell me about it then he tells
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me about it and then i don't respond i know that's what you do yep i go thank you i've collected
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your story somebody owns bohemian grove emailed us so we'll just be do bohemian grove one thanks
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a lot yeah don't don't um don't don't do that don't don't email them oh yeah you have it here
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for this episode it's funny our fans are the worst go ahead first play there we go so we're gonna do
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uh some unboxing stuff and then later on because we don't have a lot of packages because you guys
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don't send us enough stuff uh so if you want to send us stuff send us to the the standard coffee
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shop uh slash casino slash nds studios uh and that's at 1552 bella cruz drive in lady lake
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florida i think there's like five guys there's a world says thanks for all the good shows and
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helping bring us to christ uh holographic hitmonlee look at that bad boy that's awesome
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I feel like we've been telling you to send stuff
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because it would have just been the same thing.
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if we if we watched the original shows and they had different like let's say it was two black
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guys like ai turned us into black guys and i would never watch it well that's that would be a hard
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sell but it presented it our early shows to us but it changed the background people disinformation
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schizo friends are ready in my dms hey i don't know what to email to rsvp to uh for bro grow
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no that he sent that to me um 48 minutes ago me too yeah so see you're you're creating no i didn't
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create disinformation you didn't do this yet um yeah but there's people right there see we're
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doing it now they're live says david friended me on facebook everyone send david a friend request
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i have decided to start allowing fans to be my friends on facebook huge mistake i can feel that
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it's a big mistake yeah although i'm not sure how facebook is holy ground yeah i don't fucking talk
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to anybody on there though like i don't talk to my family on there what would there be to what
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would there be to disagree with us about i don't know if i went back and watched me i guess it's
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his disagreement is the premise of the idea of the nephilim and what they are what they were and
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what they are i've just seen too much stuff about giants that exist and hybrids that exist for me to
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be like yeah giants and hybrids don't exist and demons that exist for sure so what yeah i don't
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understand really the point of disagreement but at some point it's like it gets like splitting hairs
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with uh xerox and i'm just like why would i split hairs with you online when you've heard me talk
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for hours and hours and you're just being a canadian what did he say uh he keeps seeing oh
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raven and my people you may know oh that's funny that's interesting on facebook he said ever since
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i i showed uh oh yeah people also requested me on playstation 5 because i told people and i'll
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tell them again but i'm not i don't know if i'm gonna accept anybody i am raven nds on playstation
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5 that being said i have one time talked to somebody in my headset while i was playing
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call of duty and it was my cousin and i really like him and i was like this is the worst shit
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ever you don't like that no i just want to play the game it's a bad format huh i don't want to
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talk to anybody in my head while i'm playing the game so maybe one day i'll accept it but like a
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lot of people have sent me requests on uh on playstation 5 and i've just kind of gone like
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i don't know what are you gonna do talk to me while i'm trying to kill people i usually mute
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the mics you know can we play roblox no people get raped in there yeah actually there's like
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roblox is a sex uh i think that's like a sex mutual game c-dub c-dub uh they're doing like
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what are you trying to do dating on there they're doing dating yeah yeah it's weird they're dating
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kids um i get that it's funny like sometimes it is funny like to play on call of duty this is how
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i play call of duty i get on i play three rounds you get killed and then i get off now sometimes
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a lot of times i'm fucking really good first place boom boom boom then i find people that
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work together like as a team yeah and they're talking in their headsets and they're like
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they're over here they're in this alley and then you get anally raped and i go fuck this fucking
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game but if i don't if i'm not working against you know people that actually uh work together
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as a team, I do pretty well. Sancho wants lobster
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tempted to make fun of black people, though. Must be a huge problem.
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Let me tell you something. Every time I play that game
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Every single time, I feel like I'm playing with the same five black dudes
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I don't know how much longer we're going to do this
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when can you i was hoping to see what they would want to see oh well then you had to ask that
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specifically what do you want to see how about this you want to see this blurry uh video well
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i know what it is it's a dead guy it's a dead guy go-kart
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that'd be cool only god can do it only god
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they will be there and we're going to kill them
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What else is there to say about this shit?
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Well, I mean, Palm Beach Pete going to be there.
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Oh, so this is actually something that I wanted to bring to your attention.
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We're not going to invite super big names because this is the first time that Nephilim Death Squad is going to...
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and we want this to be clearly a nephilim death squad event not a owen benjamin or sam triply
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event so we really it's kind of a crazy thing what we're doing i mean it is our event but this
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is the first time we're going to be headlining it matt's going to do a bible study with ed
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mabry and possibly laura baker if she's game but that's going to be at the vip day and that's the
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performance that we're doing we're gonna do that right in front of you guys um but yeah uh this is
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the first time that we're we're not going to lean on some big comedian you know which is honestly
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the last time that we did it the vast majority of people that showed up were for nds anyway so
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that's cool but i just don't want to i think at some point you have to push away and be like can
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we do this thing on our own and that's kind of what we're doing winner gets a copy of birthright
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motherfucker that's actually very funny that is very funny we should do that can we get a signed
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copy i wonder do we have enough uh pull with albarino to get a signed copy all we have to do
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is sign up for his patreon really and you get a signed copy no no like sign up for his patreon
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and then be like yo can i get a signed copy just don't tell him it's you i don't give a fuck i'll
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give him my address and everything i'll have it sent he'll have no idea he sent it um it's actually
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great so uh i think it would be really funny whoever wins the albarino costume contest gets
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a bunch of albarino swag would be fucking hilarious that'd be great uh so so yeah i mean
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you know it's it's kind of our first time uh going out and trying to do this thing on our own
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it's gonna be a big deal it's a big deal for us uh sam tripoli at the last one said
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one of the mistakes that we made is that we should have headlined and to me that was a crazy thing to
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say but i think he's right he's definitely right now it's it's our event that's what
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bohemian grove is so um in the future you know who knows if we can get our hands on a kurt
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metzger or you know get owen back or get sam back or anybody that makes sense you know we're gonna
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we're gonna likely make that attempt but this is the time i think where we're gonna try to make
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this our own thing so uh really appreciate the support from you guys nobody gets the banana
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menorah no no that's that's mine yeah that is yeah why can't you show up i saw you you were
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complaining before you were doing a lot of whiny girl noises about not being able to show up well
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she's not in the same state is that what it is yeah they're far away a lot of people are far
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away so they can't come that's fine buy the retards for the retards that's right uh sparrow
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you get it so you know uh but but as far as people that we're inviting i'll read off some of the
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names of the people that we we're going to extend an invite to this isn't everybody that's going to
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be able to perform the performances i will tell you about later on um but donut doc brown seth
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kicklighter biblical hitmen jt brian of demon erasers danielle from the rabbit hole chaney
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uh we're gonna invite faceless we keep trying to have them it's always never one uh mark steves
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or stevie's i'm not sure how it's pronounced uh nick daigle austin picard wesley roth ben of the
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end of the world news brad lael uh topher gardner uh gray pilled podcast andrew of the 6g agenda ed
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mabry uh frank from quite frankly the hidden in plain sight guys um tyler the producer uh laura
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baker and we have a couple other names that we're going to invite so you know these people will all
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be there jerry marzynski i thought about that i thought about jerry marzynski i'm just wondering
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like would he be like oh what the fuck everybody here is clearly schizophrenic he would like that
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i don't know i think he might have a stroke he's a little old and also to be transporting somebody
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that old yeah it's a it's a liability dies what if he dies at our event it's hot i mean it's he's
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from arizona so i don't know yeah the hidden in plain sight guys are hilarious and um and i really
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want them to come so uh i'm gonna i'm gonna reach out to them and try to get them to to be a part
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of this i'd like to do a performance with them toad of course toad um cole we're gonna we're
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gonna ask cole to come and it would be funny if he was like serving drinks or something i think
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Aemon Ratton, Subliminal Messenger, of course
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he goes did we unfollow each other on purpose my ex is glitching out i go no i follow you
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and then he goes um okay let's aim for spring if that's good with you i told tinfoil hat spring as
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well i said okay this was january 8th so when is spring well march 22nd came i said nick it's
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spring it's spring yeah he goes i know brother let's finally do this thing i'm gonna reconnect
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with sam too we have to schedule it after lent though uh which isn't that much longer april 12th
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okay so there you go and i go here's the link but i've done that five times yeah he hits me up
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i never talked to him uh nick hinton he goes one day he goes yo i go hey what's up he goes did we
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ever talk about podcasting i said no he goes we should i go okay that was november 7th 2023 yeah
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i like that 2020 2023 wow what the fuck in three years 2023 for three years me and nick hitting
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have been going playing footsie yep high five he's one of the he's one of the people i i call him i
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call him a guest yeah he's one of the people i'm like i don't get mad because i understand why he's
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not not he's fucking he's he's you know he's fucking trying to figure his thing out he's
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trying to figure his shit out i love that dude he's not like xerox xerox sucks yo what's up
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wow em it's back what's up man em it you can come and say hi to the uh live watch your language but
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yeah don't say anything bad guys this is em it this is my replacement uh host he's gonna be
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taking over the show soon what are you doing in my chair back here hello just hang put your
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glasses on oh hey nancy says hi em it says hi put your glasses on show everybody how cool your
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glasses look all right now you gotta stand in front of that camera the one right in the middle
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yeah that's emic guys is mom here or you just should did she just drop you off no okay she's
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up front um well let's all right let's bring this for uh to a close emic get out here we
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got to end this podcast we'll be out there in a second hey don't tweet emily i'm sorry i'll
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punch you in the face all right don't do that jeez man you hear what the the problems you've
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started unbelievable all right um sixth sensory yeah i want to invite sixth sensory as well
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yeah i think he's on the list as well and um i don't know there's other people
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So, honestly, what I'll do is we'll go on Patreon.
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I'll put a thing out and I'll say, who do you want to see here?
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And, you know, that way a lot more brains are better than one brain.