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00:01:00.000 Welcome back, ladies and gentlemen, to another episode of NDS Chronicles,

00:01:29.260 the show where we read your paranormal testimony i am david lee corbeau aka the raven that is top

00:01:35.600 lobster the father of disinformation if you want to send us your schizophrenic stories you can do

00:01:40.300 that at chroniclesnds at gmail.com if you're looking for a way to support us patreon.com

00:01:47.020 forward slash nephilim death squad is the place to do it you're going to gain early access to

00:01:50.860 episodes ad-free listening experiences as well as first dibs on tickets to brohemian growth

00:01:56.480 which is as that happening actually are you sure we have a button for that

00:01:59.700 i don't know if anybody heard it we do need one of those oh

00:02:04.600 and that that music is actually really uh important to the theme of rohemian grove we're

00:02:12.240 going to talk about that later on if you guys stick around after this episode for the patreon

00:02:16.260 i mean i feel like this is patreon only right now this is patreon only right yeah well all right

00:02:22.460 so patreon is where you're going to get first dibs you guys are going to get first

00:02:25.540 selection also i have a feeling that um vip tickets they're super limited super limited

00:02:30.880 that first vip day is going to be a small cozy crew of uh vip members and it's going to be content

00:02:37.900 creator guests let's talk about that i mean let's get that out okay open right now so vip is going

00:02:43.340 to be held here at the standard coffee shop and casino yep it'll probably be about 50 people i

00:02:48.460 don't know why we're not auto switching uh 50 people and there's going to be a live um bible

00:02:53.660 study that day it'll be us and matt and um and ed mabry with a little bit of luck we might also

00:03:00.100 have a laura baker there so we might throw her into the mix but other than that it's going to

00:03:03.800 be us hanging with you guys so we have our main studio here then we have a couple of studio spaces

00:03:08.720 outside uh plus the additional area with the coffee shop it's just going to be hanging yeah

00:03:14.420 We're going to have some staff open

00:03:17.200 So we'll be serving coffee

00:03:19.680 Snacks and stuff like that

00:03:21.540 Merchandise

00:03:22.680 Probably first dibs on the merch

00:03:24.740 From Bohemian Grove

00:03:26.700 And all the standard merch and all that stuff

00:03:28.500 But that will be extremely limited

00:03:30.320 Those tickets are going to go

00:03:31.480 They're not going to make it to the general public

00:03:33.920 Because I know that the people who actually want to come and hang out

00:03:36.980 Are you guys

00:03:38.540 And you're going to get first dibs on that

00:03:39.760 Then we're going to have

00:03:41.280 Maybe the limit

00:03:44.140 of that venue that we just we just booked the venue yeah so we just paid that's happening you

00:03:50.460 have a date 8th is definitively happening that's going to be the main day and that venue holds

00:03:55.220 upwards of 400 people um depends on how we set it up depends on what happens depends on how we set

00:04:00.480 it up i mean so we're going to have a podcast like a private podcast studio location yep which will

00:04:05.480 eat up a lot of the space well even in that area that main area that's what she was talking about 0.67

00:04:09.780 if you eliminate tables you could sit almost uh 400 in there so we'll have the main area with the

00:04:14.460 stage we're gonna have a secondary area that's gonna be a live stream podcast and all of our

00:04:18.140 creators are gonna be live streaming the whole time it's also gonna be a huge area for merch 0.93

00:04:21.940 stands and then we have a bar that's gonna be there as well and i would actually say dumbass

00:04:27.020 actual says can i come if i take a shower that is required um the shower is required you guys

00:04:32.080 can't come if you don't take a shower uh but that event is gonna be i would say noon to 7 p.m

00:04:38.760 and then after that we're going to leave that venue and we're going to the second standard

00:04:43.200 coffee shop location that's going to be open and we're going to hang out there five minutes away

00:04:47.400 you're going to want to watch the live shows and what we're doing here because

00:04:52.640 i i'm going to be working out some hotel deals so we'll there's there's a hotel within five

00:04:58.260 minutes of the location that we're doing this and i mean right outside of the other standard

00:05:02.300 coffee shop so you're going to want to go and get that if you're going to be coming to the

00:05:06.380 to this event yeah um you're also going to want to pay attention like the the the patreon members

00:05:12.760 pay attention to the live shows because during one of the live shows with me and david once

00:05:17.700 everything is finalized it's pretty finalized but once all the tickets are able to be made and

00:05:22.300 finalized and sold we're going to put the vip up and the last time we did it which like with

00:05:27.160 i mean we had less than half the audience last time we did it the vip tickets sold out

00:05:31.700 within i don't know like two days or something like that it's going to be really fast guys and

00:05:35.920 we had 70 of those this time we have something like 50 right but we we realistically have to

00:05:40.720 like talk with you know i'm gonna see like maybe if we could do something because we have the front

00:05:46.120 patio it's just like there's a capacity issue yeah but i doubt everybody's gonna be inside at

00:05:51.800 the exact same time all the time so maybe there's some way we can get away with a little bit more

00:05:57.280 but i mean that just goes to show you how how tight it is for vip tickets it's not gonna be

00:06:02.160 a lot sold also we're going to have like vip will get shirts again yeah i'm going to be making other

00:06:07.220 really cool things that you're not going to be able to buy necessarily and one of the things

00:06:10.800 that we're going to work on as well is uh which we will do this time shepherd slings we've been

00:06:14.960 trying to do yeah we've been trying to do those for a while but those are those are going to come

00:06:18.580 with the vip packages i don't know if we'll put them up for sale but they'll definitely come with

00:06:21.640 the vip packages and by the way guys one little fun thing that i'm going to release now and tell

00:06:26.260 you that we're going to do it's we're only going to have a slot for 20 contestants but we're going

00:06:31.580 to do a best timothy alvarino costume competition and for those of you who want to enter you're

00:06:37.820 gonna have to sign up uh dress your best you know do your best timothy alvarino costume uh that you

00:06:42.740 can and you're gonna come on stage we're gonna judge you on a couple of poses you know maybe

00:06:47.040 the megalithic uh we're gonna do the the megalithic prison pose that's gonna be one of them where you

00:06:54.900 crouch down you get real low like you're standing on a megalithic structure um and we're gonna do

00:06:58.960 a bunch of stuff like that and we're gonna we're gonna rate them and then eventually we're gonna

00:07:02.580 choose a winner the winner will get something cool but that'll be one of our segments is

00:07:05.700 a timothy alvarino costume competition also uh live performances from timothy alvarino cutout of

00:07:11.720 timothy alvarino life-size cardboard cutout of timothy alvarino so look out for that um anyway

00:07:16.200 uh if you stick around after the show we're gonna do a patreon only we're gonna open some packages

00:07:21.520 that you guys sent and we'll talk about uh brohemian grove and we'll we'll we'll answer

00:07:25.800 some questions and things like that so stick around after the show um all right well this is

00:07:29.740 chronicles so we got to tell some stories at some point and uh it looks like you guys actually came

00:07:35.340 through and sent some i want to start with this one because this is fascinating and you you hooked

00:07:40.060 me right away whoever you are uh i'm not going to dox you but this story is called feline watcher

00:07:47.140 stalking my bloodline which is a lot of fun so uh let's get straight into it i like this i also

00:07:54.080 might request yeah this person wrote this in a google doc which is free uh yeah you can do that 0.97

00:08:00.660 oh yeah you can do that yeah you send us a big email and it's kind of like damn dog i think that

00:08:05.220 would be fantastic also um do cue the spooky music that's right i get that we gotta we gotta set the 0.97

00:08:11.080 mood here um pin the titties on the elephant no we're not gonna do that one although we might do

00:08:16.640 a pin the whip on the alvarino that would be very funny all right do like that so here we go 0.61

00:08:21.160 supernatural things have followed me since i was a boy i didn't change genders i just grew into a

00:08:28.960 man all right cool cool uh some of my earliest memories are of lights and faucets turning on

00:08:34.960 and off on their own a furry little imaginary quote imaginary friend with scribbled out eyes

00:08:41.820 named gag gag i'm sorry he's yakking hold on i'm not getting i'm not getting a spooky sound

00:08:47.980 where's our spooky sound i heard it you heard it i was listening to it chat did you hear the spooky

00:08:52.120 music um there it is i hear you hear it yeah uh okay so it's a little loud it's a little loud

00:09:02.020 now yeah you gotta turn it out you're not hearing it you don't get to enjoy any of the things which

00:09:05.580 is fine so a furry little imaginary friend with scribbled out eyes named gack and recurring dreams

00:09:13.860 cue the drop i got dreams there guys um around age four i started having the same dream nightly

00:09:23.080 for about a year i'd fall asleep and two black shadowy entities entities entities entities

00:09:31.860 elephant titties all right i hear it now it feels it feels a lot better it's better you can hear now

00:09:37.280 okay no i just mean it feels better that like spooky music is playing and i'm listening to this 0.77

00:09:40.960 yeah dark so so two black shadowy entities darker than the surrounding darkness would enter my room

00:09:49.500 through the window opposite my bed they'd cross the room grab me by the arms carry me across

00:09:55.700 and go back through the window without ever opening it i thought at first oh i'm sorry i 0.73

00:10:02.960 fought at first entities and titties a lot of t's in there and titties um i like to pin the tail on 0.99

00:10:12.920 on the tits on the elephant in the tits on the albarino would be really great very funny pin 1.00

00:10:20.840 the tits on the elephant would be funny um by the way we are doing a thing where we're trying to 0.99

00:10:28.660 make the the whole event absurd and so we are going to be working on uh a candahar giant 0.99

00:10:34.760 oh that's dope hey yannette she's uh she's stuck in a building due to a shooting or a bomb threat 0.97

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00:11:14.160 Yo, Yannick.

00:11:15.980 Go hard, bro. 1.00

00:11:18.300 Don't be no bitch. 1.00

00:11:19.940 Don't go out like a bitch, dude. 1.00

00:11:21.460 Get out there. 1.00

00:11:22.980 But yeah, we're working on a Kandahar Giant,

00:11:25.040 like a life-size Kandahar Giant.

00:11:26.940 that you can pose with and take pictures next to and all that other stuff.

00:11:29.740 We're trying to make this insane.

00:11:31.580 Anywho.

00:11:33.800 So they would cross the room,

00:11:35.820 grab me by the arms,

00:11:36.800 carry me across and go back through the window without ever opening it.

00:11:39.400 I fought at first,

00:11:40.900 but after a while I stopped resisting.

00:11:44.380 Eventually I just lifted my arms and let them take me without a fight.

00:11:47.400 Pretty sure now that I was being abducted in a spiritual choice in your last

00:11:50.800 podcast.

00:11:52.260 This is a perfect choice of last podcast.

00:11:54.800 um so he says pretty sure i was being abducted in a spiritual realm perhaps perhaps perhaps

00:12:02.280 mayhaps kind of fucked up how that's a thing now yeah yeah i can't hear the word without 0.55

00:12:08.100 also saying it again you know if you say perhaps i have to say perhaps i was watching love on the 0.96

00:12:13.640 spectrum and uh great show yeah first off i mean if you guys are watching this we got a sleeper

00:12:19.700 logan logan logan is a sleeper in there i mean he's one of the best characters ever i google 0.94

00:12:24.520 him logan the retard but there was a there was like a really uh really really slow mexican kid 0.93

00:12:30.480 oh and he kept saying the word he talked very strange and he'd say per se per se but never 0.97

00:12:35.880 use it in the correct way per se yeah he'd be like i like minecraft per se per se and you're

00:12:41.580 like that's not how you use it but he did say perhaps and i said that's right that's right

00:12:47.940 perhaps just like that yeah i get it it's a word that i i didn't realize

00:12:54.700 just by observation it would change the way i looked at it forever yeah you know just by saying

00:12:59.820 hey he says that a lot now i can't i can't look at it the same ever again so uh fast forward to

00:13:06.440 when i was about 10 i used to go to the ymca for summer camp with a pool uh days with pool days 0.96

00:13:14.480 twice a week okay so the summer camp had pool days twice a week i hated the pool what the fuck 0.97

00:13:18.700 type of 10 year old hates the pool maybe you spooked out by it maybe that whole summer whenever 0.99

00:13:24.680 a pool day came i'd pray for rain and for three weeks without fail it rained every single time 0.99

00:13:30.600 damn you suck dude making it rain you're ruining the pool day for everybody 0.99

00:13:34.480 the very last pool day the sky was filled with massive black clouds my favorite counselor mr 1.00

00:13:42.940 mike laminated lamented rather he didn't laminate us he lamented uh that we hadn't gotten to go

00:13:50.160 to the pool once even uh even once all summer his disappointment bothered me so i slipped away

00:13:56.720 closed my eyes and prayed for the clouds to part they did and the sun came out and we got to go in

00:14:02.320 the pool that summer i realized i could affect reality whoa that sense of power of being special 1.00

00:14:10.380 was intoxicating oh he was a special boy you're an asshole it's a special boy it's making it rain 0.99

00:14:15.860 yeah you dude you ruined it for everybody and then just because you had a thing for mr mike 1.00

00:14:20.320 where did he live you live in florida uh yeah it could just be the weather dude i mean yeah

00:14:24.620 it's raining right now yeah it's so shitty out it's crazy when i was 16 or 17 i started dating

00:14:31.040 my first girlfriend a fat former goth i had major self-esteem issues she had found jesus 0.65

00:14:38.940 probably and was attending a mega church i say probably because the congregation kicked me out

00:14:44.420 for not being baptized leaving a bad taste for christianity that lingered for years by the way

00:14:51.980 can they kick you out for not being baptized i don't know but i learned recently um i forgot

00:14:58.040 who i was talking to but they were they're catholic and they had their baptism like denied

00:15:05.740 denied yeah it was like they missed classes i forgot who i was talking to actually but

00:15:12.040 um basically something had happened where the dude had an opportunity to see his dad

00:15:17.560 um who he hadn't seen in years and so for two sundays in a row he went to go see his dad

00:15:25.720 and you know missed out on the classes leading up to baptism because i guess in in catholicism

00:15:31.660 they have classes i know other places other churches do classes too yeah um but he missed

00:15:36.580 those classes and then tried to show up for the baptism but this church was just like oh you want

00:15:41.400 to be baptized and they're like well let us get the water that's it that's all it took yeah which

00:15:44.880 is crazy because when i think about john the baptist baptizing how many thousands of people

00:15:48.620 yeah like i don't think but first there was classes like he was just baptizing so you know

00:15:54.360 what i mean but they also probably knew what was up what was up oh oh oh you're talking about john

00:15:59.400 the baptist the people he baptized well yeah if you're going to john the baptist this guy's

00:16:03.180 eating grasshoppers you'd be like i'm gonna let him touch me yeah you know i'm yeah pretty sure

00:16:07.900 i've i've weighed the wearing sackcloth yeah you know what's up yeah the pros and cons um but i

00:16:12.300 think that's crazy that you could do that you can say like no no that doesn't seem right you haven't

00:16:18.580 you haven't passed the tests i don't like that it's a little strange i think people should know

00:16:24.100 what they're getting into sure yeah because i feel like baptism is a thing that you shouldn't do

00:16:29.040 a bunch of times you know like that's why maybe yeah probably not it's something that you should

00:16:34.120 do and mean it so if you don't mean it don't do it but also that that that knowledge of whether

00:16:39.340 or not you mean it that kind of seems like it's between you and god true like god knows your heart 0.76

00:16:43.640 i don't fucking know dude yeah i'll baptize you you're about about it okay let's do it yeah maybe 0.98

00:16:47.400 be like hey do you want to know a little more no fine okay fucking get in the water by the way 0.98

00:16:50.740 baptism's at uh brohemian grove so no there will not be that's illegal uh that just seems crazy 0.95

00:16:57.240 though i don't know i don't like that there will be classes yes she told me all kinds of wild

00:17:03.860 stories uh from her goth oh she was uh you had a a big titty goth girl you had a big titty goth

00:17:10.560 girlfriend nice that's just one step beneath which though or maybe two steps beneath which

00:17:14.420 if she's becomes the next step murder girly murder girly yeah the ones that like really love

00:17:20.160 you're on tiktok too much i know what it is dude you know why tell me well you know i i had a uh 1.00

00:17:25.520 lavish social life when i was homeless oh oh so you knew about this shit it's just white bitches 1.00

00:17:30.560 with uh tattoos uh freddy krueger jason scream it's nancy's freaking out she doesn't have any 1.00

00:17:37.760 tattoos but she does have a profile picture but she might have a tattoo no i don't think so but

00:17:41.720 they get the knife tattoo with the scream face in it uh-huh they get the hell razor tattoo

00:17:47.080 yeah they get the freddy krueger the the michael myers and the jason tattoo there's nightmare

00:17:53.160 before christmas apply it dude let me tell you something uh nightmare for christmas especially

00:17:57.940 nightmare for christmas tattoos shout out to my cousin um those are it's not quite witch but there 0.99

00:18:04.860 is an overlap between a witch and white trash and white trash people yeah and disney adult 0.99

00:18:12.500 and disney adult and white trash people love nightmare for christmas tattoos harley quinn hose 1.00

00:18:18.720 is a harley quinn hose is one of them yeah yeah okay so two steps removed i think we just upset 1.00

00:18:23.020 a lot of probably a lot of women in the audience oh man how many raise your hand if you're let me 0.98

00:18:27.340 see something say something if you got a fucking nightmare for a christmas tattoo or a tattoo of 0.99

00:18:31.560 one of the the horror movie murderer characters murder girly yeah raise your hand if you ever 0.99

00:18:37.080 wore black makeup oh yeah that's 100 there's 100 of you guys i mean you got to try it once if you're

00:18:42.160 a girl right uh dude a girl i went to high school with was a suicide girl yeah i remember those oh

00:18:46.860 so that is that's more of like a harley quinn suicide girls were like uh by the way a lot of

00:18:52.700 were very ugly it was just like being so alternative oh made them like stick out like 1.00

00:18:58.440 look at the makeup and the scene hair cuts and shit we might have to bleep that one out because 0.98

00:19:03.020 that one's what i say well that's a cutters oh my god this is fun schizo friend says i'm a murder 0.98

00:19:10.500 girly wait what delete delete all right all right so um uh she told me all kinds of wild stories 0.79

00:19:17.280 from her fat goth days fat uh he didn't say fat ouija boards seances tarot blood magic and more 0.99

00:19:25.420 but wait there's more uh her dad had offed himself uh when she was little damn that sucks 0.99

00:19:31.700 and on her 18th birthday a sliding glass door exploded into shards for no apparent reason 0.98

00:19:37.800 whoa we went ghost hunting too because we were retarded and even captured a strange ghastly face 0.83

00:19:45.720 in a photo on a trip to st augustine as in florida yeah that's he's from florida you didn't 0.92

00:19:52.660 make it rain florida yeah dude it's literally just raining here yeah he's like oh i made it 0.73

00:19:57.400 rain in florida's like every fucking day it rains dog and for no reason not a fed says some of the 0.97

00:20:01.880 suicide girls were hotties come on man come on stop it um the jack skellington character came 0.99

00:20:08.240 from that whack-ass movie return to oz is that true i know i mean i thought it just came from 0.99

00:20:12.300 fucking let's return to oz i don't know they tried to do like a it was a there was a part two to the 0.97

00:20:17.920 wizard of oz really super like nobody gave a shit type of deal well add me to the list i suppose why 0.99

00:20:24.660 do black people like really need to be a part of the wizard of oz you ever notice that like they 0.96

00:20:28.640 have like wait maybe this is retarded right good i'm interested what are you saying oz is a show 0.96

00:20:36.460 about black people right oz yeah that's a jail it's a jail show isn't it so that has nothing to 0.93

00:20:40.900 with the wizard of oz all right all right well they did put the black lady in the new wizard of 0.82

00:20:47.440 oz oh yeah and she was the witch i was uh on a cruise watching it and it was so upsetting to me

00:20:55.160 because everyone's like this is so good and all it is is like they don't like me because i'm green

00:20:59.540 and there was all like white people that were well to do and i'm like this is just race relations 0.72

00:21:04.300 subversive bullshit yeah like she's just judged on this color of her skin i'm like how about all 1.00

00:21:10.260 the things that she steals and how loud she is 1.00

00:21:12.300 in public. How about those freaky ass nails? 1.00

00:21:14.580 How about that? Nancy 1.00

00:21:16.180 has long nails like that. She was telling us. She does.

00:21:18.540 Nancy loves long nails. 1.00

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00:21:54.000 okay these stories the experience and the photo cemented the reality of the supernatural in my

00:21:59.820 mind it was during this relationship that other forces began to make themselves known to me

00:22:05.760 around that time my grandmother passed and a black cat started to appear everywhere

00:22:11.840 i've always liked cats so i'd piss piss piss at it people would give me strange looks i'd point

00:22:20.460 they'd look and turn back confused is that is that the sound effect that you're doing

00:22:24.900 uh-huh yes that's a nice but i like to say piss piss piss um then i realized nobody else could

00:22:32.420 see it my grandmother loved cats so part of me wondered if it might somehow be her the timing

00:22:39.660 made it easy to believe that it always appeared in strange moments lonely places tense situations

00:22:46.280 dark streets late at night never interfering just watching over i told myself it was a guardian 0.98

00:22:53.120 it's a fucking cat dude you're just seeing the black cat outside sometimes in the sometimes 0.98

00:22:59.440 scenarios you're just seeing it and so do you think that that when uh people are seeing these 0.99

00:23:05.140 animals it's always just a cat it's always just something i think so it's usually just if you're

00:23:09.440 in florida yeah it's a lot of cats out here there's a lot of cats out here i lived when i lived in port

00:23:14.320 richie wow tons of cats every porch had cats porch cats is what we called them

00:23:19.940 there's a name that relationship was toxic mental and physical abuse stalking cheating and threats

00:23:30.800 of suicide whenever i tried to break up she was a suicide girl what is elohim talking about what's

00:23:36.240 going on i don't know he says they don't wipe they let it dry it crusts and flakes off i don't

00:23:40.940 want to know very upsetting the context that was the worst the worst sentence ever that gave me 0.69

00:23:46.740 an itchy ass reading that dude i think he's talking about the goth girls nancy gives edward 0.88

00:23:53.340 scissorhands vibe that's another one though yeah you got an edward scissorhands tattoo 0.98

00:23:57.220 god put them on the list no no i know you don't nancy but i know she has an affinity towards all

00:24:04.700 the things we just mentioned oh yeah all the all the jason freddy hellraiser she loves it all don't

00:24:10.560 ants i don't like jason or michael myers the comedian he's great dude honestly either he was

00:24:20.280 great in shrek shrek in the dance party karaoke swamp land what has it go don't go no we're not 0.90

00:24:28.320 we're not fucking doing that right now dude read the stories no um no okay the relationship was 0.98

00:24:35.080 toxic finally after three years i am an idiot i told her her life wasn't my responsibility and i 0.99

00:24:42.360 walked away nice wait um did you hear that i thought we had a button for that based oh yeah 0.93

00:24:51.060 that's right i says it right there based toad um the cat showed up often during that time sometimes

00:24:57.920 just sitting somewhere nearby keeping its vigil it felt like it was there for me a pattern emerged 0.99

00:25:04.400 over the next few years different women same darkness they were all either into witchcraft 0.99

00:25:09.120 or carried some serious emotional trauma and i had a real captain save a hoe complex 0.99

00:25:16.320 and he likes those crusty hoes with the when the flakes just fall off oh they all had stories 0.99

00:25:23.280 without fail a dark figure in a long trench coat and a wide brimmed hat years before the hat main 0.99

00:25:30.480 hetman became infamous i feel like that's one of the biggest revelations of my life 0.89

00:25:35.460 no realizing that girls stink too you know dude i didn't want to hear that as i was drinking brown

00:25:41.940 liquid they like because they do and the whole crusty thing until it like flakes off really 0.99

00:25:48.080 resonates with me does something to you really churns your guts girls have like they have a very 0.59

00:25:53.180 good reputation of being cleanly yeah clean cleanliness cleanly cleansely clean but a lot 1.00

00:26:01.740 of girls are nasty nasty hoes just dirty yeah yeah and you see that over your life and you're 1.00

00:26:07.780 like oh nothing is worse than stale anus oh dude it's it's a betrayal it's a betrayal of like what 1.00

00:26:18.660 because you're told like right right like all the yeah yeah yeah women do poop oh they poop dude 1.00

00:26:25.100 they're nasty this is the thing too you have to come to that realization they poop they 1.00

00:26:29.120 poop for a week out of the month they're nasty you find one that's real clean and clean cleanly 0.99

00:26:34.840 and you go wow thank you fine i'll go showers thank you black town that's that's nice actually 0.97

00:26:41.360 that's what we're asking for just don't let it flake and fall off

00:26:44.400 oh and the black cat kept appearing always just outside the moment observing around age 20 i

00:26:52.400 started dating judy my future wife my wife that's the wrong button that wasn't me

00:27:12.400 No, it was me.

00:27:14.440 It was the wrong button.

00:27:15.920 I keep forgetting I got that button.

00:27:16.960 I'm not going to take that away from you, David.

00:27:18.100 This is not good, man.

00:27:19.140 That's the button.

00:27:20.120 There we go.

00:27:22.600 All right.

00:27:24.680 What drop was that?

00:27:26.240 You asked.

00:27:27.300 I don't know.

00:27:28.700 What's that doing there?

00:27:29.960 This show is overproduced.

00:27:32.000 Around age 20, I started dating Judy.

00:27:34.680 My future wife, not then, Bob.

00:27:38.200 But we don't know.

00:27:38.760 Maybe.

00:27:39.100 Maybe.

00:27:39.460 It's true.

00:27:39.900 she didn't have a hat man story but she did get involved with a psychic named rain that wasn't

00:27:45.420 their real name was it yeah there are plenty of charlatans out there this wasn't one rain revealed 0.77

00:27:51.560 details about my childhood she couldn't have known and eventually took judy on as a disciple 1.00

00:27:56.720 seems like a bad idea uh so we saw a lot of her for a while she always gave me a gross feeling

00:28:02.440 what i now recognize as my budding discernment

00:28:05.900 i was drawn to another psychic at the same shop someone whose work leaned more toward 0.82

00:28:14.060 white magic it's in quotes this guy's not completely retarded she taught me to clear 0.86

00:28:19.320 my mind this guy's not completely scry using fire and water and read the akashic records 0.89

00:28:26.480 the library of every soul's past present and future gay i got good with tarot cards

00:28:33.900 people started coming back to tell me my readings had played out exactly like i'd said 0.91

00:28:39.080 and around that time i dove headfirst into buddhism and meditation every time and homosexuality

00:28:46.160 they didn't say that i'd spend hours meditating which often felt i'm sorry with which often

00:28:52.840 brought intense visions the monks warned me the visions and magic were real but distractions

00:28:59.400 i ignored their warnings thrilled by how much i could perceive the cat was a silent witness to it

00:29:07.200 all you think this is chat gpt uh it's written well it's written well but i don't think it's

00:29:14.700 chat gpt it's got the lines you know when chat gpt does a thing where it goes uh this wasn't a

00:29:19.780 coincidence this was real like i love that this isn't that this is this that's what chat gpt does

00:29:26.400 constantly and it's a dead giveaway there's a there's like a new phenomenon of people that are

00:29:30.660 adopting that type of speech because we're interacting with chat gpt so much i don't like

00:29:35.260 that at all isn't that weird i hate it one night i decided to scry in a candle flame focusing on 0.98

00:29:41.740 the black cat i stared for hours eyes burning chest tight with anticipations might be fucking 0.82

00:29:47.020 chat gpt then a whisper came in my ear i'm gonna come as if someone was standing beside me 0.97

00:29:54.200 speaking a secret scotta goosebumps shot down my spine i leapt from my computer and googled it

00:30:04.240 the first thing i found was scottabray a kind of scottish pompeii buried in a mudslide remarkably 0.83

00:30:12.400 preserved it didn't feel like i found it it felt like it found me this might be fucking it didn't 0.90

00:30:18.420 it wasn't this it was this there it is there's the thing this is fucking i have also asked people i 0.99

00:30:23.540 said listen if you're retarded run your shit through chat gpt that's a good move yeah yeah 0.98

00:30:27.600 and i think that they did this and it's it makes for a coherent story although we are reading the 0.99

00:30:32.080 scrying of a demon touche yeah about scry the next weekend i went to see the psychic i trusted

00:30:38.640 she guided me through an akashic records reading and reveal wait what she guided me through an

00:30:44.440 akashic records reading akashic records reading i guess that's a thing and revealed details about 0.84

00:30:50.280 my past lives oh shit i had been a warlord for many many lives someone who commanded brutality 0.97

00:30:57.860 and left carnage in my wake this is dan duvall this is so fucking then she said i had reached 0.99

00:31:05.240 a point in my cycle where i no longer wanted to be that type of person after that i'd spent the 0.99

00:31:10.800 last thousand years as various monks in asia before being born a white man with a fat goth 0.99

00:31:20.460 girlfriend the fuck dude she shared all this fascinating information but never mentioned 1.00

00:31:26.560 the one thing i truly wanted to know the cat get the fuck out of here dude you just want to know 1.00

00:31:31.900 about the cat at the end of the reading i asked about it she stared off into space one long silent 0.99

00:31:38.100 minute stretched on then she asked have you ever heard of scotta bray oh shit my heart raced 0.99

00:31:46.800 goosebumps erupted all over my entire body fully pilo erect okay this guy he is a dripping he's 0.99

00:31:55.680 been watching the show yeah he's been watching the show the weight of a single word whispered

00:32:00.660 In my incorporeal, incorporeal, incorporeal, incorporeal voice, now spoken by a flesh

00:32:10.420 and blood woman, women, both women, woman, pinned me to the spot, spot, spot, spot, perhaps.

00:32:19.680 That just did that for every other word of the episode.

00:32:22.860 But she told me I had lived there studying brews and herbs under a Kaelic Kaelic Kaelic the Gaelic word for old woman. 0.99

00:32:40.020 You just under the old woman. 0.74

00:32:42.060 OK, that was the life when I chose to change my karma. 0.99

00:32:46.200 The moment I went from warlord to monk.

00:32:48.580 God, dude, come on.

00:32:50.240 This is only three pages into a nine page story.

00:32:52.860 It's a weird, it's a weird thing though, right?

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00:33:22.140 or your local dealer for details obviously that's bullshit yeah but there is something happening 0.91

00:33:30.320 where it's like feeding like i guess is what somebody i think somebody just sent us an 0.91

00:33:34.900 entertaining no no what i'm saying is like gpt here but this stuff does happen where you'll get

00:33:41.920 uh somebody will get a premonition or something happened in real life to them yeah and then it'll

00:33:48.100 be repeated to them but the whole thing

00:33:50.080 is a fabrication yeah yeah so it's like

00:33:52.100 it's aware of itself it

00:33:53.880 fabricating itself on two different levels

00:33:55.860 and then repeating it to this

00:33:57.520 uh you know i mean it definitely feels 0.97

00:34:00.080 like bullshit to this mark 1.00

00:34:01.660 um this mark ass nigga yeah 1.00

00:34:03.560 when i left i immediately started researching 0.99

00:34:06.240 this feels like brahma like atma brahma 0.96

00:34:08.240 would be doing some shit like this yeah 0.93

00:34:09.720 this feels like a joke brahma 0.99

00:34:11.920 would pull on us uh

00:34:14.080 no it just feels like like his life

00:34:15.560 it just feels like atma's life this is what he does run all your stories through ai to use five 0.93

00:34:22.920 syllable words only that would be the funniest shit ever is it possible chat is real is real 0.91

00:34:30.680 this is a mark random story oh my god uh mark ran i wonder whatever happened to that guy 0.80

00:34:36.640 invite him to pro grow for oh absolutely not so when i left i immediately started researching the

00:34:42.660 old woman this word means old woman yes but it's also the name of an ancient goddess

00:34:48.160 one older than the rest of the celtic pantheon she was a giant an aspect of the celtic trinity

00:34:54.060 maiden mother crone yeah the goddess of winter death and storms as i scrolled down the page i

00:35:01.220 found a section about the symbols of the caliac caliac among a wall of text there was a single

00:35:08.040 image a black cat first shock then clarity i remembered that summer i had prayed for rain

00:35:16.220 and actually changed reality everything clicked in that moment everything snapped together 0.99

00:35:21.620 the cat wasn't random it wasn't imagination it was my familiar it's fucking it's chat gpt 0.95

00:35:32.140 my spirit guide she had been with me all along after that i thought it would be better but it's 0.97

00:35:37.740 almost insulting now it's insulting it's it's it's crossed this rubicon lexicon rubicon the line

00:35:43.940 it's crossed the line yeah i'd say that my spirit guide she had been with me all along are we willing

00:35:50.640 to to have this line cross and be disrespected like this for good punctuation for for good

00:35:55.320 punctuation i mean look it goes to show you how hungry we are for good punctuation yeah just for 0.95

00:36:00.960 like like legible xerox says why do we have the the halo skull on the wall that was the fucking 0.67

00:36:07.040 original design we wanted to have the halo skull on the wall yeah yeah because we wanted to remember 0.54

00:36:12.280 that so when we first did it i recommended like use this for inspiration i think it would be cool

00:36:17.080 to draw some nostalgia that was our original logo before we refined it and now it's now it's there

00:36:22.580 well let's see i'll pull up the regular logo the shmegular the shmegular logo um

00:36:28.560 yeah well i think there is going to be a fog machine at bro grow four

00:36:33.000 even though in the let's see real quick liquor they said even though they said absolutely no

00:36:38.840 fog machine no he's the lady said yes um and then all of a sudden what was going through this and 0.97

00:36:46.400 it said no and i was like what the fuck no smoke or fog machines are allowed but she said they do 0.83

00:36:50.740 that there yeah she said the mexicans do that right so um certainly not you guys uh i get a 0.97

00:36:58.060 couple of shades browner it's actually really i was telling nancy before the show um you go you

00:37:06.080 look her david looks her right in the face and he goes what's the policy on pyrotechnics about 0.67

00:37:11.760 waist high and she looked at him like he fucking had five i know dude very funny i really wanted 0.99

00:37:16.420 to do pyrotechnics i wanted to come out like a wrestler and she was like the fuck did you just 0.99

00:37:22.440 ask me i was like yeah like not big ones like they're designed for indoors which is true like 0.97

00:37:26.620 all pyrotechnics are designed for not all of them but there are a whole segment of pyrotechnics that

00:37:32.880 are designed for indoors she said absolutely not um so we're trying to figure out cool ways to 0.97

00:37:39.480 design this whole you know experience anywho um after getting to know my spirit guide the fucking 0.96

00:37:46.500 cat i found the other psychic rain in one teaching uh the one teaching judy even more distasteful 0.95

00:37:53.920 okay so you found rain distasteful one day oh dude it even uses the double dash the long dash

00:37:58.940 you know that alvarino be using that yes he does yes he does um one day right dude do we continue

00:38:07.080 reading this this feels like uh we've been bamboozled i i like this one better than the 0.97

00:38:13.600 what the fuck what happened not like this oh nancy that's that's extreme that's the station 0.96

00:38:18.340 club oh we could do baking soda volcanoes but who's gonna clean that up all right so we wanted 0.98

00:38:23.300 let me show this to uh whoever was asking this is the this is the original uh sorry let's remove

00:38:30.360 that fire yeah that's the original logo and then what we have here on the wall is pretty pretty 0.59

00:38:35.980 similar pretty similar it's actually the same fucking thing if you look at it it is uh the 0.88

00:38:40.440 back of the the placard that it's on yeah we just don't have knives we got crossbones we got cross 0.92

00:38:45.300 bones so we did a little bit different anyway it was nostalgic it was for the ogs yeah like they 0.98

00:38:51.460 even value what we do it's they don't give a shit these people are all like they just got here 0.96

00:38:55.400 shit that's fine act like you've been here all right i guess i'm gonna continue reading this 0.99

00:39:02.380 fucking ai are we gonna do it should i continue chat should we continue reading the ai slop 0.99

00:39:06.260 oh man the ai slop is quoting revelation and shit like that to us is that what it's doing 1.00

00:39:10.760 oh yeah look revelation okay damn all right well fuck i don't think we should do it you don't think 0.98

00:39:15.380 so i don't know i think we did we depart from it for now and if there's a demand for it to come 0.97

00:39:20.540 back yeah sancho says no and he kind of he has some authority here keith also says no yeah everybody 0.98

00:39:28.100 says no sancho hate ai yeah all right fucking dank thanks a lot asshole you got me with a really 0.99

00:39:33.580 salacious headline all right look jesse's story is literally all one run-on sentence 0.99

00:39:39.840 that's how you know it's real it's we can't we can't have anything nice david no we can't do

00:39:46.380 you want to read jesse or should i read jesse i don't even know if i can read jesse can you send

00:39:50.400 it to me where it's in the drive oh boy let's read the bible instead this is crazy i'll try

00:39:59.580 yeah go ahead read read it up thanks a lot for the feline story that was that's kind of messed

00:40:03.960 up i think that's the first story we really bailed on is it is it scott's birthday so what

00:40:08.880 so is that true happy birthday dear scott happy birthday to you

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00:40:54.740 this is from not a bot i don't think it's his birthday

00:40:59.080 oh no wait this is from jesse what okay it's not his birthday hey top and david wow this is crazy 0.51

00:41:06.920 there is zero punctuation i love it this is how you know it's fucking not hard to read because i 0.66

00:41:11.740 feel like i'm gonna have a stroke trying to differentiate okay my name is jesse and i'm 0.76

00:41:16.720 from ontario i already don't want a bad start we got a lot of canadians in here don't like that

00:41:23.940 it's a bad it is a bad start it's a horrific start 0.98

00:41:28.000 ai canadia canadians what the fuck dude this better be good all right let 0.99

00:41:35.600 all right jesse we're gonna really try here i've been listening to you guys for about six months 0.99

00:41:40.680 now spooky music please thank you nancy thank you nancy and you have easily become my favorite

00:41:46.300 podcast he spelled favorite with a u

00:41:48.520 i can't do this favorite favorite favorite right like do i like money more than i like

00:42:03.780 uh canadians is a question do i like having fans oh right right right i'm gonna try i'm gonna try

00:42:13.160 all right muscle through it why do they spell it with a u i don't know man i don't know they

00:42:18.460 think they're it's like it's almost like a like superiority kind of thing yeah but it's not

00:42:24.380 spelled correctly when i first started listening to you guys i thought you were joking when you 0.93

00:42:27.860 said you were a christian podcast damn i was joking for fuck but since joining up with matt 0.96

00:42:33.880 i see a big difference with you also i wasn't sure if nancy was ai she is or not uh but anyway 0.99

00:42:41.200 onto the story okay so there's a lot to

00:42:43.380 chew on there and there should have been

00:42:45.540 Nancy is AI you should have said

00:42:47.300 anyway onto the story 0.87

00:42:49.380 and then there could have been a double space by the way

00:42:51.460 guys when you come to Bohemian Grove you're

00:42:53.380 going to get to see Nancy

00:42:54.560 only the people in yeah in Bohemian

00:42:57.440 Grove can see her no pictures

00:42:58.860 no pictures actually but

00:43:01.560 she might be open to you

00:43:03.320 touching her face Xerox is a real piece 1.00

00:43:05.460 of shit this is why this is what I've been 1.00

00:43:07.280 saying what did he say it's the proper way 0.99

00:43:09.480 oh yeah xerox is canadian he is canadian i figured there's like a there's always a friction

00:43:14.480 yeah yeah yeah yeah you were like i recently you were like unblock xerox and i thought about i said

00:43:18.940 i said that yeah nah you said no i did try xerox yeah but it's it's it's not like top lobster

00:43:25.380 exactly like that nancy doesn't even show up in photos she doesn't show up in reflections either

00:43:30.960 uh interestingly enough yeah she can't be exposed to light but you can touch her face maybe i don't

00:43:37.120 know she'll she'll let you know i made the right decision i made the right decision with xerox and

00:43:41.660 i might be making a decision with jesse well i don't know if we're gonna get through any stories

00:43:44.880 no i think we just end the stream a big difference with you guys this is a christian podcast i thought

00:43:51.220 you were joking ha ha ha and then matt a guy we kicked off the show that's right now you're gonna 0.76

00:43:56.340 fucking tell us that it's better because he's on it i think what we do is we let nancy you can 0.87

00:44:01.520 approach nancy at bohemian grove and she either says yes or no if it's no you just nod your head 0.99

00:44:07.580 and walk away if she says yes you can touch her face that's that's a steep curve that's how it's

00:44:14.520 gonna go i was about 23 or so and was going through some really hard times i had a lot of

00:44:19.900 self-confidence issues was struggling with my faith which had been a roller coaster ride for

00:44:24.900 my early life i grew up in the church but never really believed on a personal level

00:44:29.440 My parents wouldn't make us go

00:44:31.500 But didn't seem to take it seriously

00:44:33.040 They would make us go

00:44:33.820 But didn't seem to take it seriously

00:44:35.100 Outside of Sundays

00:44:36.540 Anyway

00:44:37.800 I was going out one night

00:44:39.400 To hang out with this girl

00:44:40.360 Who was a co-worker

00:44:41.160 I thought I liked her at the time

00:44:43.460 But looking back 1.00

00:44:44.480 She was a really dark person 0.90

00:44:46.040 And a narcissist in ways 1.00

00:44:47.940 She black? 0.99

00:44:49.720 She black? 1.00

00:44:50.600 Might be 1.00

00:44:51.220 They got black people in Canada? 1.00

00:44:53.660 Unfortunately yeah 1.00

00:44:54.500 Like French Canadians right? 1.00

00:44:55.920 I watched a video on an old show 0.87

00:44:57.800 I used to do called Timeline Cleanse 0.99

00:44:59.420 and uh oh yeah i remember that show that's a good show it was uh basically black people being like 0.99

00:45:04.800 hey yo you motherfucker said ain't no black people in alaska you heard that and then all of a sudden 0.99

00:45:10.220 all these black people pour onto the screen and they start doing the the simultaneous black 1.00

00:45:15.860 person talking shit noises like hey yo what's up bitch you thought you thought nobody was out here 1.00

00:45:20.020 huh and they're all doing it in alaska huh and i'm like yo imagine going all the way to alaska 1.00

00:45:25.620 to get away from it and then and they just got they just got to show up and then they got to do 0.95

00:45:30.240 the same thing that they do in new york city but they're doing it in alaska that's fucking i take 0.83

00:45:36.280 them way less seriously like around here uh i see like i was like by coals or something like that 0.94

00:45:41.980 and black dude pulled up he had like a one of those beat up cars but a big sound system and 0.99

00:45:46.620 he's playing like but they're playing like country rap which is real stupid it's like that gutter 0.99

00:45:51.780 rap shit and i looked at him you can't understand any of it yeah and i was like this guy might have 0.98

00:45:57.260 a gun uh but i'm like i'm just not even threatened by this because it's almost hilarious you know i 0.99

00:46:03.720 had a guy you know so i pissed off all of india oh yeah yeah good for you and i had one black guy 0.96

00:46:09.300 get pissed off in it too and i decided that i was gonna talk shit back to him i just sent like a 0.88

00:46:14.560 picture doesn't learn i found a picture of him with like no shirt on i sent it to him yeah and 0.91

00:46:19.360 i just started saying that he looked hungry and that uh you know his hands and his wrists were

00:46:24.500 like really thin and i kept saying that to him and he didn't understand and this would actually 0.97

00:46:29.640 happen my my shit talking was so focused on one thing that he didn't understand the significance 0.99

00:46:35.700 of but basically what i was saying is like if you're going to talk shit and insinuate violence 0.99

00:46:39.420 you cannot look like like your hands are you know thin and your wrists are thin and your body is 0.95

00:46:45.140 like emaciated like you look hungry and eventually he goes i'm not gonna lie i really don't understand

00:46:52.980 what you're saying so have a nice day sir that's hilarious you too and that's how it ended i was

00:47:00.240 like that was actually nice went away confused i did maybe i want to show this to the to the

00:47:04.460 audience really quick oh my gosh um racism okay well no it's not no not that interaction

00:47:09.960 it is racism yeah um but it's not that particular interaction so i posted this actually it's called

00:47:18.980 tractor wrap that's actually funny tractor wrap so i can't take it seriously i can't be threatened

00:47:24.620 by that kind of wrap no i'm just like i don't understand what they're saying if there's threats

00:47:28.040 of violence in it i actually i can't hear them so uh this came up over the weekend uh-huh and i

00:47:35.040 thought it was really fascinating let's play this video really quick

00:47:37.180 kind of crazy it is it is horrific yeah yeah just so the audience knows if you're listening

00:47:58.880 it's a mermaid it's a mermaid that some indian dudes allegedly found it looks like a child

00:48:03.740 mermaid it does look like a child mermaid and what i said was um you know it's not real because

00:48:09.820 they'd be raping it because it's india you get it right and uh five million views oh my god 107 000 1.00

00:48:18.460 likes and they're so fucking mad man like they're so mad overwhelmingly it's just like you fuck you 1.00

00:48:27.480 bloody you fucking rape bloody you fuck you like over and over again and it's like a lot of weird 1.00

00:48:33.000 jokes about like oh isn't it funny the white man is telling us about rape when america has the 1.00

00:48:40.460 highest percentage of rape is that because you're here well i said i was like it's just a matter of 0.93

00:48:45.360 reporting it yeah and i said when you report a rape in india they rape you where is she going

00:48:51.460 to report where are you going to report this to at well that's what i'm saying in india if you get

00:48:54.800 raped and and what's really funny dude is i thought it was a joke i said when you report a rape in 0.65

00:49:00.720 india the police rape you and then somebody was like actually poof and they sent me articles and 0.77

00:49:06.280 it was like lady goes to the police station to report a rape gets raped by the police and i was 0.98

00:49:10.600 like and then there was a third rape it's crazy to get raped by somebody with like no riz you know 0.96

00:49:16.160 oh that's crazy yeah like indian people has the have the least amount of least amount of riz 0.98

00:49:20.200 it's just weird the highest which is really crazy the highest amount of horny they're so horny but 0.76

00:49:27.240 no riz it's interesting statistic as well i don't think an indian person has won a fight in the ufc

00:49:33.040 period the entire existence i'm i will go as far as saying in mma in general in general i was

00:49:40.860 watching uh interesting the dana white the contender series and they had a they're like

00:49:45.340 we have a very interesting prospect from india he's undefeated somewhere in india who even knows 0.52

00:49:50.340 if that's have you ever seen like the way they fight in india oh yeah it's very funny very gay 0.95

00:49:54.980 they like slap their chest slap slap slap slap it's kind of like pro wrestling yeah and like 0.99

00:49:59.340 they don't understand the real like the realism of it now and you could tell this dude he's doing 0.98

00:50:04.280 a thing he's like kind of like his hands are like doing like this the fuck and he's circling the 0.98

00:50:08.780 octagon and the guy's like what are you doing yeah he's basically goes up fucking pieces him 0.98

00:50:13.780 up and then the indian dude's like oh no they're used to fighting in groups from call centers 0.99

00:50:21.740 they're not used to fighting one-on-one uh in a ring i'm just saying to even get raped by one of 0.99

00:50:26.900 these guys is crazy yeah do better woman woman woman just the one just the one i don't know man 0.99

00:50:33.440 uh that's an interesting this isn't anything i'm just like your feet in my food go ahead 0.98

00:50:37.420 dude i was laughing so hard you ever laugh so hard it's something that your wife gets mad 0.97

00:50:45.220 she's like what are you fucking laughing at especially when it's stupid so i saw it was 1.00

00:50:49.420 a video of some like guy guyanese dude and he's got like a bowl of meat soup let me tell you 1.00

00:50:55.480 something go ahead no no on my twitter that i still get retweets and likes from that that song 0.98

00:51:01.220 like every every so often somebody finds it they'd be like yo yeah this shit this slaps 0.91

00:51:06.800 hold on i can't even read this to you i gotta show you because i laughed at this for so long 0.97

00:51:11.900 and and you can tell my wife was like getting frustrated because it just she was like it's not

00:51:16.380 that funny um but to me it was so it's a guyanese dude i imagine he's guyanese and he's you know he's

00:51:21.780 eating with his hands um but he's also he's got like two things you ever see this thing where

00:51:26.680 like black people will they have a liquid and then they have a a solid and they dip the solid 0.95

00:51:31.900 in the liquid with their bare hands yeah yeah um so it's one of those kind of situations i'm trying 0.99

00:51:36.240 to find it man it was the best thing i got something here really quick what is it uh just

00:51:40.160 so that people don't forget yeah hashtag never forget

00:51:43.440 is

00:52:00.080 do what you do

00:52:13.440 he's cutting with his toes with his sharp toes it's dude i can't find this and it makes me so

00:52:22.360 mad but basically it's like it's like a dude and he's you know he's he's he's got like a big brown

00:52:28.520 blob and he's pulling off oh the black dude yeah and he rolls it up yeah and there is a song and 0.99

00:52:34.440 it's like uh go roll me a dookie ball go dip it in some dookie soup like it's the same shit right 0.97

00:52:41.000 but what's really funny what's really funny is that somebody tweeted it retweeted it and the 0.99

00:52:46.300 caption the caption says poop from the ass dipped in some diarrhea from the butt 0.99

00:52:53.840 and i couldn't read it i couldn't read it bro and i i laughed for so long so many fucking times 1.00

00:53:05.060 over and over again every time i tried to read it it just said poop from the ass 1.00

00:53:09.580 dipped in some diarrhea from the butt and it was the funniest shit i had oh my god i think we need 1.00

00:53:14.740 to find it oh man i'm trying to find it so hard but i can't find it right now poop from the ass 1.00

00:53:22.820 dipped in some diarrhea you got some diarrhea from the butt bro bring this shit up on the screen 0.99

00:53:27.420 because it's so funny look is that my wife she says i didn't laugh i laughed so hard this is it 1.00

00:53:33.340 this is it poop from the ass dipped in some diarrhea from the butt yeah that's psychotic 1.00

00:53:37.840 First off 1.00

00:53:38.400 I hate it

00:53:39.560 Go ahead

00:53:39.900 I'm gonna eat it

00:53:40.500 With my bare hand

00:53:42.660 Licorice

00:53:43.680 On my fingers

00:53:44.560 Oh my god 1.00

00:53:48.660 What is this shit 1.00

00:53:49.320 Yeah 1.00

00:53:50.020 I'm gonna roll me

00:53:51.940 A dookie ball

00:53:53.200 I'm gonna dip it

00:53:55.060 In some dookie soup

00:53:56.400 I'm gonna eat it

00:53:58.220 With my bare hand

00:54:00.020 Licorice

00:54:01.400 On my fingers too

00:54:03.000 I'm gonna roll me 0.89

00:54:04.820 A dookie ball

00:54:05.780 Hold on

00:54:06.040 Look at the way he 0.99

00:54:06.660 there's a way to do it like uh oh he's got a back grip on it oh shit what happened he's got the 0.99

00:54:11.360 reverse masturbation grip yeah like you see how that is there's like a certain twist you got to 0.99

00:54:15.960 do i'm gonna roll me a dookie ball roll your dookie ball yeah we gotta watch for us i don't even know 0.99

00:54:21.920 why we're talking about this i don't know it's funny to me dip it in some dookie soup 0.54

00:54:26.500 eat it with my bare hands lick the wrist off my fingers too 0.93

00:54:32.800 Watch him lick his fingers. 0.99

00:54:34.040 I ain't even going to bite it.

00:54:36.840 I ain't even going to chew.

00:54:38.960 I ain't even going to chew.

00:54:40.200 I'm going to take a big chunk, stick it down my throat and swallow it too.

00:54:46.160 Where do you think this guy's from? 0.61

00:54:47.660 I don't know.

00:54:48.240 I thought it was Guyana. 0.99

00:54:49.360 I just made up for some shit. 1.00

00:54:50.980 No, because they be eating that dookie shit in Africa. 1.00

00:54:53.720 Dude, I don't like it. 1.00

00:54:54.880 You ever see the one where the husband is sitting at the table and he's waiting for his girl to come and drop it?

00:55:01.760 And then she does.

00:55:02.380 she it's a whole gelatinous brown blob yeah yeah he's still mad he's like that's not what i want

00:55:08.580 he wants more of it and then she brings a dookie soup and then and then they all like it's like

00:55:13.760 they say go and it's like animals like family members come out of nowhere and they all just

00:55:17.940 start snatching it up eating with their fingers is that play-doh for real i don't know what it is

00:55:23.260 bro um i think the caption on this is something like uh like you can tell a lot about the culture

00:55:30.600 by the cuisine that they're eating.

00:55:32.920 Yeah, bro. But this is the kind of shit that white people 1.00

00:55:34.800 would be like, wow. You know, in 1.00

00:55:36.740 Williamsburg, wow, we're so cultured. We got a dookie

00:55:38.800 soup place. I know, the culture, 0.94

00:55:40.820 bro. The culture. Oh, my God, I just

00:55:42.840 love the culture. No, deport them.

00:55:44.840 Shut the fuck up, bro. 1.00

00:55:46.560 It is how we eat it. 1.00

00:55:48.940 I know somebody gonna be

00:55:50.540 mad at me.

00:55:52.240 But if this ain't something that I do,

00:55:54.720 don't be mad because I want to make

00:55:56.520 something funny.

00:55:57.980 just used to grabbing hot sand with those hands

00:56:03.080 i didn't feel anymore bro i just that caption though 1.00

00:56:07.820 poop from the ass dipped in some diarrhea from the butt 1.00

00:56:12.380 it's the funniest stupid shit bro all right all right we're gonna read the 1.00

00:56:16.520 story now i met up with her with her at the park 1.00

00:56:19.380 we grabbed some dukey soup i just code switched is there a way we're

00:56:25.400 we could get dookie soup at brohemian grove oh my god if we did without there being like

00:56:29.480 huge liability on us now my son does that all the time he's like i'm gonna roll me some dookie 0.99

00:56:34.840 balls and he's showing it to his friends and shit um yo well guys if you want dookie balls 0.99

00:56:41.580 and dookie soup uh at bohemian grove let us know no no utensils how to make that shit watch you 1.00

00:56:47.480 guys suck your fingers can't be that hard all four of them like that is crazy well i did that 1.00

00:56:51.700 when i was a little kid it's like mostly play-doh right i don't know what it is it's mostly piss 1.00

00:56:57.880 i'll be honest i think that that stuff is like mud i've seen them make this you ever see them

00:57:01.820 make mosquito patties it yeah i've seen that too nasty i cannot stand that you know about the 0.97

00:57:06.900 haitian uh dirt cookies right yeah i can't i can't guys that's gotta kill you after too many right 0.95

00:57:12.580 well i mean the the lore behind it which is psychotic is that yo wait so he said can we 0.53

00:57:17.200 have pheasant why don't we do it um what's that medieval time style everybody gets a rotisserie

00:57:21.960 chicken we'll just buy rotisserie chickens with their hands and no utensils everybody just eats

00:57:26.440 with their hands now we're probably gonna have food trucks we're gonna have some food trucks but

00:57:30.260 uh matt seems really adamant he's like jessica cook man i'm like you just volunteered your wife

00:57:34.960 people bro like to cook 300 meals that's crazy so maybe and she's so nice she's like okay i guess 0.57

00:57:41.800 i'll do it it's like no that's not that's slavery it's crazy unless you're gonna make dookie balls

00:57:47.740 and dookie soup we'll probably just have some uh some food trucks but whatever there'll be some

00:57:52.260 options very strange very strange dookie balls oh with the the lore behind the haitian uh cookies

00:58:00.220 is that it's psychotic because they actually borrow um they they take a loan yeah yeah for 0.91

00:58:08.160 for dirt yeah you can just go outside you just everything is dirt it's haiti you ever see the 0.85

00:58:14.900 guy in haiti that owns a bridge yeah he just puts like a plank over and charges people to cross and

00:58:19.760 puts it down a little creek yeah smart technically with enough speed you could hop over it with your 0.98

00:58:24.140 bike jesus cooked for 7 000 are you sure 7 000 it was quite a bit i mean damn man i think the bible 0.76

00:58:29.980 says multitudes multitudes yeah the bible says multitudes is a great word i met her with her at 0.73

00:58:35.240 the park and we were going to smoke weed and go for a drive okay on the drive she ended up driving

00:58:41.060 very aggressively speeding down back roads just out of time what the hell does that mean just out

00:58:46.700 of time you heard him i don't know what that but you're reading that too right nope i can't even

00:58:50.220 see it i don't know where oh uh yep just out of time okay just outside of time just outside of

00:58:55.220 time what does that mean i don't know that doesn't help at all can you run this through chat i wonder

00:58:59.560 if I ran this through ChatGPT, what would happen?

00:59:01.780 Israel? 0.76

00:59:03.360 Because this guy's Canadian. Let's see if I 0.98

00:59:05.560 I'm going to go to ChatGPT for a second. Translate this to

00:59:07.540 American. Translate this to American.

00:59:09.780 One paragraph.

00:59:12.520 Five syllables.

00:59:14.620 Oh no, it's very short.

00:59:15.860 Okay, we're going to muscle through it.

00:59:18.400 I feel bad. This guy's never

00:59:19.560 going to listen again. Keisha Blackname! 1.00

00:59:21.700 I don't remember many

00:59:23.500 details about it afterward, but when we got back

00:59:25.460 to my car, I was driving home and things

00:59:27.560 got strange.

00:59:29.560 I was in such a dark mental state after and was extremely depressed.

00:59:33.420 So wait, what the, did I miss a sentence? 1.00

00:59:35.220 She was just driving like a bitch. 1.00

00:59:36.300 I just remember feeling extreme fear and dread as we were on this drive and definitely was not having a good time. 1.00

00:59:42.460 He's not having fun.

00:59:43.640 And then after that, he got depressed.

00:59:45.280 What a fey. 1.00

00:59:46.400 I'll tell you what, I have been in a car one time where I was super high and this dude was driving like an asshole. 1.00

00:59:50.820 But, and then you got depressed. 1.00

00:59:52.280 I didn't get depressed, but I was like, let me the fuck out right now. 0.78

00:59:54.500 And I was very far away from home and I was like towns away. 0.99

00:59:57.240 And I was like, I don't give a fuck. 0.97

00:59:58.020 you gotta let me out cause everything in my body was like 0.99

01:00:00.460 but he was driving on the sidewalk

01:00:01.920 oh wow cause he had a wrangler or something 0.86

01:00:04.560 so he thought like oh I could do 0.92

01:00:06.240 I'm like let me the fuck out right now 1.00

01:00:08.460 that's the worst he had some bitch in the car 1.00

01:00:10.560 it was me him and some bitch 1.00

01:00:12.000 and I was like you and this bitch 1.00

01:00:14.740 can die let me the fuck out 1.00

01:00:16.360 and he was like what no come on you're so 1.00

01:00:18.700 far away let me just drop you off I said let me 0.99

01:00:20.620 the fuck out now cause all 1.00

01:00:22.700 of the schizophrenic voices in my head are screaming you're gonna 1.00

01:00:24.580 fucking kill us and I got out and I walked 1.00

01:00:26.640 home sing a little song after about five minutes or so a voice came to my head speaking to me it 1.00

01:00:31.640 was unlike anything i've ever experienced it told me it was going to take control of me oh shit it 1.00

01:00:36.780 had a plan for me and wanted me to become the antichrist oh damn what's going on all this 1.00

01:00:41.100 because this bitch was driving crazy yeah i was about to have sex with you uh it was going to give 1.00

01:00:45.320 me confidence and power and everything i wanted i had no self-worth in these days and in some weird 1.00

01:00:50.900 in some weird though

01:00:53.380 what?

01:00:55.160 in some weird thought

01:00:56.860 in some weird thought

01:00:58.400 I figured if anyone

01:01:00.480 would have to become the antichrist

01:01:02.820 and pay the price it may as well be me

01:01:04.560 that's odd I don't know if that makes any sense

01:01:06.680 no they weren't black JR

01:01:08.220 the next few weeks became sort of

01:01:11.040 a blur this voice would guide me and lead

01:01:13.100 me I had confidence and

01:01:14.960 I liked the confidence and power

01:01:16.860 that it felt like

01:01:18.020 i lost all my kindness and become very self-centered and we just sit into my room in 0.97

01:01:24.720 the dark late at night talking to this being that's fucking crazy yeah okay i believe this 0.92

01:01:30.880 story because how poorly it's written correct when i was in my room it would feel as if there 0.98

01:01:35.940 was a layer of cold air about a foot off the ground and a presence would be there i had similar

01:01:41.700 experiences to this growing up in my old home with many night terrors and voices but nothing like

01:01:46.760 this there is a an interesting phenomenon of like temperature dropping when there's something else

01:01:52.440 in the room yeah yeah but also cold air yeah sinks hot air rises that is the truth might

01:02:01.260 have just been chilly somewhere and it was all down there yeah uh where are we at uh so i had

01:02:06.500 similar one night i was having a visual visual hallucination of the spirit having me sign a 0.98

01:02:12.220 blood packed with it to become the antichrist damn what the real retarded stuff 0.97

01:02:16.940 all right as long as you know yeah i wonder like does does this entity even believe this or is it 0.98

01:02:23.860 just like i bet you i can get in the sign i think a lot of these things will both still say crazy

01:02:28.060 crap to you they'll try to convince you of crazy crap and it has no real implications other than 0.81

01:02:32.420 like you know driving you into madness yeah i think they're like laughing yeah yeah it's probably 1.00

01:02:37.620 it's like bragging rights they go back to their boy and be like look what i did this thing is not 0.95

01:02:41.600 like this is the this entity is the equivalent of like a wigger in the spiritual realm meaning 0.98

01:02:47.380 it's like a wigger in the spiritual realm wigger in the spiritual realm yeah it's completely 1.00

01:02:51.420 inconsequential it doesn't have any control most of the other spirits find it a little bit 1.00

01:02:56.320 insufferable yeah but it's telling you that like you're going to be the antichrist and it's going 1.00

01:03:01.320 to facilitate this process meanwhile this is a run-of-the-mill spirit wigger you know nothing 0.92

01:03:06.480 to be concerned about just rebuke it just it's got no power it's got no power there is what i'm 1.00

01:03:12.120 saying give it some purple drink send it on its way we'll be fine the worst part is that they're 0.99

01:03:16.760 not trying to read handwriting yeah that's true this is all just typed out shit it's crazy it's 0.96

01:03:22.220 hard to read man if you had this job i know matt will make fun of us but for real this is this is 0.92

01:03:27.400 almost impossible after a while of this i remember i was watching some gorillas music video and

01:03:32.360 watching the slow descent of one character he wrote decent yep that's wrong the slow decent

01:03:37.940 the slow decent of one character into demonic possession in then clicked in my head in then

01:03:45.200 clicked in my head what was happening i don't know what's happening right now i proceeded to

01:03:52.200 sort of panic and look for my bible smart i wanted to say the sinner's prayer and break free from

01:03:57.420 this i went to my bedside table where i usual left it and it wasn't there at some point in this state

01:04:05.260 i had it hid in my closet and i ended up finding it okay after searching for the prayer in the

01:04:10.560 bible i realized the prayer wasn't actually in the bible it's kind of oh shit yeah that's right

01:04:15.260 it's not right but i prayed anyways for god to forgive me and jesus to come back into my life

01:04:19.700 and free me after that i was free from the spirit and for the next month or so i felt very weak and

01:04:26.560 shaky as if some of my life had been drained diarrhea yeah dude dookie soup dookie soup had

01:04:32.320 a little dookie soup i get it it's been many years since then but i now have fully devoted

01:04:36.760 life to christ and i'm free from all the old stuff praise god yeah thanks for listening to

01:04:41.640 my story tried to keep it short for you guys also i'm a filthy poor so i'm behind a week on videos

01:04:46.620 but wanted to say david definitely has that mr nasty spirit about those poor witches oh man 0.79

01:04:53.900 When you talk to poor people

01:04:55.940 It's like talking to a time machine 1.00

01:04:58.260 It's like talking to Canadians 1.00

01:04:59.360 It's like oh you're all the way back 1.00

01:05:00.700 About the time that I got back from camping

01:05:02.320 And I was upset with the witches

01:05:04.320 That's crazy

01:05:06.040 And then we made fun of Danielle

01:05:08.160 Feels like ages ago

01:05:11.460 Doesn't it chat

01:05:12.060 The elite wealthy chat

01:05:16.120 Shout out to the railing

01:05:17.040 He's still paying for the Patreon

01:05:18.620 He doesn't realize

01:05:19.560 Are you sure he doesn't realize or is he just watching

01:05:22.060 No I don't think he's watching at all

01:05:23.620 we were very nasty to him he's trying to watch 0.99

01:05:25.740 the live stream of the day that the fucking 1.00

01:05:27.560 Raylian rabbi walks in here 0.99

01:05:28.940 he's like I want to make sure I 1.00

01:05:31.680 see this live alright just remember

01:05:33.500 these people are under a great deception

01:05:35.180 and really love is the only way to break

01:05:37.680 it God desires for none to perish

01:05:39.680 love you guys I love

01:05:41.640 you I wouldn't say that much

01:05:43.760 he's

01:05:45.780 Canadian remember is this the Canadian guy

01:05:47.820 yeah same guy oh Ontario

01:05:49.380 feels like ages ago feels like ages ago

01:05:51.760 we went through dookie soup and a bunch of other stuff i think he's right i don't have anything in 0.99

01:05:57.340 me there though to uh like i said i told my father-in-law i don't give a fuck if you come 0.77

01:06:03.400 to jesus or not i'm not here for that i'm just here to tell you because people are going to 0.80

01:06:09.140 make their own decisions so yeah you can't do that you can't you can't um i don't think you

01:06:13.740 could convert somebody all at once you kind of can't have an explicit goal to go there and do

01:06:18.620 the thing and you could also push them away 0.99

01:06:20.460 by trying to do that shit most likely 0.99

01:06:22.580 you will fucking kind of annoying when you stop speaking 1.00

01:06:24.560 like a genuine person and start being like 0.99

01:06:26.660 I can't hear you I'm delivering scripture

01:06:28.620 to you yeah yeah that's and that's

01:06:30.600 what they're exactly you're like if you if you're there

01:06:32.660 if you're doing that that means that what you're

01:06:34.760 going to be doing in that conversation is waiting for

01:06:36.680 your turn to talk yeah and what you're going to say

01:06:38.660 so you're not even listening to the person right

01:06:40.300 hey guys this is a picture of the

01:06:42.860 the layout of the thing

01:06:44.300 this is where we're going to do bro he mean grove

01:06:46.520 How many sides does that have?

01:06:48.000 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 8.

01:06:50.560 Eight sides, huh? 1.00

01:06:51.160 Fucking Ishtar. 0.99

01:06:51.960 Star of Ishtar. 1.00

01:06:52.760 Fuck. 1.00

01:06:55.560 Octagon. 1.00

01:06:56.900 It is an octagon.

01:06:58.020 Octagon.

01:06:58.340 That's kind of cool.

01:06:59.100 All right.

01:06:59.640 Octagongle.

01:07:01.700 Well, let's see.

01:07:02.500 We have time for maybe another one.

01:07:04.260 Let's do it again.

01:07:05.340 We're going to do it again?

01:07:06.020 Shall we?

01:07:06.640 We have something from Seth, not Kicklighter. 0.88

01:07:09.260 We have something from Not a Bot as well.

01:07:11.200 Not a Bot.

01:07:11.920 Well, whatever.

01:07:12.200 This one's only three pages long, so we can breathe.

01:07:16.520 We can get through it.

01:07:17.720 Go ahead.

01:07:18.140 By the way, a lot of it is in red, which is interesting.

01:07:21.600 Updates are in red.

01:07:22.540 So here it goes.

01:07:23.080 Okay, great.

01:07:23.420 Also, somebody commented about Seth Kicklighter.

01:07:26.300 I like how he talks to Top.

01:07:28.520 And I was like, I'm very...

01:07:30.420 How did he talk to Top?

01:07:32.060 He does a thing that I think he noticed where I was like, 0.98

01:07:35.200 hey, don't fucking burp when I'm talking. 0.98

01:07:38.100 He was doing a thing. 0.99

01:07:38.780 I'm like, you're getting a little too comfortable here.

01:07:40.240 So they like when he burps?

01:07:41.400 No, they like when he's slightly disrespectful.

01:07:43.740 oh they like when he's when he's a little spicy a little spicy and that's cute and that's fine

01:07:48.860 but it's kind of fun i don't know this is this is our equipment so i had i had to let him know

01:07:53.700 we did we stabbed him after the show yeah it was a little strange a little strange like during the 0.98

01:07:57.640 show like it looked like i hit him there's a certain point where i go hey shut the fuck up 0.99

01:08:01.660 and he looks at me like he's like oh shit he means it i'm like yeah listen 0.99

01:08:04.440 like you said you come here i didn't even notice that yeah yeah i was like you come here tell us 0.99

01:08:10.000 about shit but i'm like watch your fucking mouth did he say that made you say that i was i don't 0.99

01:08:14.480 i didn't say much during the show but he doesn't like when we talk during our show no because he 1.00

01:08:18.920 burped right yeah it was it was a disrespectful one i was like don't fucking do that he's trying 0.92

01:08:23.240 to be like he's trying to be like me it's an alpha thing and i get it and i'm a gracious host 0.99

01:08:28.120 to a certain point all right yeah well fuck you seth no that's okay it's okay all right yeah sorry 1.00

01:08:34.300 seth i have to assert dominance at some point yeah a little spanking that's okay you come back 1.00

01:08:39.080 you behave seth is going to be at brohemian grove probably bring some signed copies of his book

01:08:43.020 yeah actually he doesn't know he's going to be at brohemian grove we haven't invited him yet but 0.90

01:08:46.860 no he's coming because i fucking said so that's right yeah but he's not gonna burp so what does 0.81

01:08:51.120 he mean updates in red like i've never made the first one figured i i figured i'd throw my story 0.96

01:08:56.920 i need a spooky music sorry um i figured i'd throw my story in for you guys to read i actually

01:09:04.440 submitted this one about a year ago but it was the same time you guys changed your email for

01:09:08.440 the chronicle submission i think got lost in the sauce yeah yeah uh chronicles nds at gmail.com

01:09:13.840 guys if you want to submit all good because there was some more info that i was able to gather about

01:09:18.540 some of the stuff in my family history cool the updates are in red so here it goes you guys aren't

01:09:23.740 going to be able to see the red updates it doesn't matter a little over a year ago we started having

01:09:28.460 issues with our daughter who i believe was four at the time uh she started being scared of her room

01:09:35.640 and of going to bed my son came in the room last night for the first time in a long time said he

01:09:41.440 was scared said what's the matter he goes i'm thinking about a house with the walls

01:09:45.140 closing in i'm like probably don't think about that anymore yeah then he went to sleep weird

01:09:51.180 so i'm just handling it um she would have bad dreams that scared her my wife and i thought it

01:09:59.820 was just normal kids stuff and didn't think much of it well one night before she asked us the

01:10:05.160 question aren't angels too busy to come protect us oh i'm sorry one night before bed she asked

01:10:11.420 that i asked her where she had heard that who told you that she didn't have an answer i remember

01:10:17.860 telling my wife that wherever that idea had come from was demonic that's interesting because that's 1.00

01:10:24.060 like a reasonable thing that you would tell a kid like let's say you were a spooky asshole 0.99

01:10:27.320 and a child thinks that angels are going to protect them from you yeah you might you say to a kid like 0.99

01:10:37.060 angels are very busy what makes you think they'd be here to save you right right yeah yeah so that's

01:10:44.160 what he says i remember telling my wife that wherever that idea came from was demonic at some

01:10:48.300 point those nighttime issues got worse she would wake up screaming her head off and we would rush

01:10:52.800 into the room but couldn't get her to calm down uh we would ask her what happened and there was

01:10:58.940 never an answer it was like she wasn't even in there she couldn't utter a single word and in

01:11:04.020 the morning she had no recollection of any of it i remember the last time it happened we walked 1.00

01:11:08.660 into her room and found her standing on the floor pissing herself and screaming whoa damn dude 1.00

01:11:14.180 that's heavy that is crazy that's pissing that's crazy i picked her up and carried her to the 1.00

01:11:22.060 bathroom. Piss 1.00

01:11:23.320 everywhere. Girls are dirty. Yep. 1.00

01:11:26.080 Nasty. Flaky. Flaky. Once again,

01:11:28.760 next morning, she had zero

01:11:30.120 memory of it.

01:11:31.940 We had started listening to your show after you were

01:11:34.040 on with Luke Rutkowski. Remember that guy?

01:11:35.920 He never invites us on anymore.

01:11:37.760 He doesn't do a show anymore. He doesn't have a show anymore?

01:11:40.260 I don't think so. I feel like that guy

01:11:41.980 is always doing something. I think he's just

01:11:43.960 doing, like, content of some type.

01:11:45.960 Right. But he doesn't really do that show

01:11:48.060 anymore. Hmm.

01:11:50.300 Yeah, that's weird.

01:11:51.120 he had some interesting characters on that show 0.63

01:11:53.520 were kind of fun like the first guy was the guy that sucked off 0.93

01:11:55.560 Obama yeah yeah yeah

01:11:57.400 that was fun yeah he's just doing like

01:11:59.520 solo show yeah he's yeah

01:12:01.480 just doing like first person

01:12:03.180 point of view camera holding

01:12:05.220 just him I think I think the whole production

01:12:07.600 thing was like crazy he like

01:12:09.320 got a little bit out of his uh yeah

01:12:11.460 yeah a little over his head

01:12:13.460 with all that stuff

01:12:14.340 well you know he's still doing

01:12:17.460 stuff Luke is Luke is cool nice 1.00

01:12:19.320 nice enough guy yeah yeah i like luke well the first time he sucked fucking ass yeah and then 0.97

01:12:23.740 the second time he was nice anyway uh i started listening to your show when you were on with luke 0.98

01:12:27.540 radkowski and i'm glad we had found y'all it gave me some context for what was going on god started

01:12:33.260 showing me things that we had brought into our house that was allowing other things to tag along

01:12:40.000 oh interesting okay portals doorways things that you had uh brought in that that opened

01:12:45.380 um entry points for these things my wife and i purged the house we threw away halloween

01:12:52.480 decorations uh that we had for some reason even though we never celebrate halloween anyway

01:12:57.580 we got rid of a bunch of movies that had demonic themes everything from zombie land to matilda damn

01:13:04.940 we prayed over the house it's a fun movie but yeah that one is it's yeah what is she using what

01:13:10.740 like where her power is coming telekinesis telepathy that's what i'm saying yeah

01:13:14.720 that's like something that i was telling my son is all movies glorify magic

01:13:21.060 virtually none of them glorify christ yeah and what's even a step further is there's a big effort

01:13:31.380 quite successful to make like demonic characters good guys you know like just because he looks 0.98

01:13:38.000 like a greasy fucking demon with horns and red skin doesn't mean he has to be a bad guy he could 0.99

01:13:42.900 do good things but he could also practice magic all this other shit yeah that's constant you know 1.00

01:13:48.440 what another theme is i bet you there's a deeper esoteric meaning behind it losing an arm and 0.93

01:13:54.600 getting a like demon arm robot arm some other arm that's either transhuman or from something

01:14:04.040 else entirely how to train my kids like how to train your dragon yeah it's a fun one loses a

01:14:09.880 foot gets a like a mechanical

01:14:11.840 foot to ride his dragon but

01:14:13.840 also like in the beginning of that movie

01:14:15.420 the father

01:14:16.920 he's like should we should we invade the

01:14:19.760 dragon's nest and then he gets 0.59

01:14:21.500 the old woman the crone 0.99

01:14:23.520 of the village to come and she takes 0.98

01:14:25.840 she's got black fingertips

01:14:27.580 yeah she takes like leaves or something 1.00

01:14:30.160 or no she has bones like 1.00

01:14:31.840 chicken bones and like moves them 1.00

01:14:33.840 around and then she goes and like 0.97

01:14:35.920 yes do it oh yeah here's Nancy put this

01:14:37.940 on this has been happening for a long time right 0.98

01:14:39.480 fucking howie mandel and the kid from wonder years yep i love that movie uh i bet you do 0.97

01:14:45.940 i never really watched it yeah it made me want to be friends with demons really when i was a kid 0.98

01:14:52.020 i thought they were nice are you living your best life now dancing take you on adventures

01:14:56.620 i take you on adventures sure 1.00

01:14:59.180 a small price to pay um they're gonna buttfuck you yeah that howie mandel buttfucked that kid 0.99

01:15:07.580 did you ever hear that behind the scenes um what's that kid's name from the wonder years he's not a 0.99

01:15:12.580 kid he's a he's an adult now yeah yeah but they had savage yeah fred savage was molested by uh

01:15:18.500 howie mandel on that really on that set yeah howie mandel is still like allowed to operate

01:15:22.560 it's many such cases wow i just made that up so um well let's see we prayed over the lawsuit

01:15:29.660 and cast everything out in jesus's name uh we haven't had any issues since after we had done

01:15:36.320 all of that our daughter told us she had seen a monster in the house before it was all black and

01:15:41.300 as tall as the ceiling had a big mouth with sharp white teeth many such cases um we've since started

01:15:48.600 talking pretty openly with her about the spirit realm and angels demons god jesus etc uh we even

01:15:55.620 had a conversation about the tooth fairy oh somebody else had a conversation about the tooth 0.94

01:15:59.680 recently yes i did i had to break the news to my son he fucking was upset man yeah he was real sad 0.99

01:16:05.380 he was really sad he did some crying um i had to explain a lot of shit to him i think that's so 0.96

01:16:11.840 funny you know how where things went dude things went to like okay easter bunny has nothing to do 0.81

01:16:17.580 with jesus despite it being about jesus's resurrection and santa has nothing to do with

01:16:21.380 jesus despite it being about the day that jesus was born and all these things are meant to detract

01:16:26.640 from jesus and it's very life is a lie that santa is an anagram for satan and it's also interesting 0.92

01:16:32.640 that santa do you realize that that's too far right i went fucking all the way okay i said you 0.84

01:16:37.180 know what santa does he promises you all of the materialistic things in this world because he can 0.98

01:16:41.440 give them to you you know what satan promised uh jesus in the desert the same fucking thing 0.80

01:16:46.720 like and then i started i was like i was like man this is like this is actually pretty bad 0.96

01:16:52.220 like he kind of what i what we basically did was i said it's not gonna things aren't gonna change

01:16:59.880 we're still going to have christmas how about we make it about jesus and he was like yeah dude i 0.96

01:17:05.460 used to get gifts from jesus like my parents that's a lie too though it's stupid that's a 0.99

01:17:09.720 stupid lie and then for some reason they they switch back and now like my kids they give my 0.99

01:17:14.320 kids gifts from santa i'm just gonna say hey i got these for you it's nice we're gonna spend some 0.99

01:17:19.080 time we're gonna exchange gifts but like don't forget what this is about this is about jesus

01:17:23.200 christ and we're you know i think it's just a celebration of you know the good news but you

01:17:28.960 to do that and we'll still have all of the nimrod iconography and a bunch of those we might have 0.86

01:17:36.340 some at brogrove but he was fucked up man we might have a couple of christmas trees at brogrove he 0.89

01:17:40.300 was not pumped he was not pumped and um afterwards so afterwards after the conversation he was good 0.96

01:17:46.760 he was good but yeah man i was just telling him i was like it's all to to pull away from christ

01:17:52.320 and yeah this guy's name is just satan and he promises you all the materialistic things

01:17:59.180 it's like a lenticero bro and i'm telling him like god says that our our our gifts are where

01:18:04.520 in the spiritual realm right that's where our rewards are in the spiritual realm right but 0.99

01:18:08.540 satan can give you the things of this world so can santa it's just one little fucking letter 1.00

01:18:15.260 you switch it around dressed in red boopity doopity fucks kids uh we haven't had an issue 0.99

01:18:20.000 since uh okay so we we we bought oh i'm sorry we even had a conversation about the tooth fairy 0.98

01:18:25.580 the reason this is significant is because all of this happened because of the tooth fairy not

01:18:31.060 taking his teeth oh no no he caught my wife i'm sorry he caught him yeah um taking the teeth

01:18:37.300 and exchanging the money that what must have happened like she's like and he woke up and he's 0.99

01:18:43.720 what the fuck mom well because you know when she did it it was time to wake up for school 0.99

01:18:50.180 oh she was lazy so he's like yeah he wants to be asleep he doesn't want to wake up from school but 1.00

01:18:55.300 he is like you know when you wake up and you're you know it's time and you're like yeah and 0.95

01:18:59.380 fucking you know and she's like not really asleep um did he wake up and confront her i don't know 0.96

01:19:06.540 i don't know xerox says saint nicholas is a real human being santa claus why are we reading zero 0.99

01:19:11.080 fuck xerox i like my brother in christ and everything he sees on the internet just like 0.99

01:19:14.940 me no fuck him uh hold on i'm gonna say this real quick okay yeah fuck you xerox hey xerox 1.00

01:19:20.600 camera 5 fuck you that's what i wanted to say about it but that's interesting like the idea 1.00

01:19:24.880 that saint nicholas is a real dude like i don't know i just know that another word for satan 0.99

01:19:29.720 is old nick well i mean we did learn that from brian yeah i mean i googled it green assault and

01:19:37.100 no no i googled it okay just go on google and say this is also probably just say who's old nick

01:19:42.960 you can do it right now here let's do it we were at one point where i think

01:19:46.500 live during the show david was looking at the wikipedia entries and he was like did you 0.71

01:19:50.780 fucking write this man i was thinking so here we go might have you just say who's old nick 0.69

01:19:54.720 who's old nick old nick is a 17th century nickname for the devil or uh satan widely used in british 0.99

01:20:01.940 english and sometimes in the u.s it acts as an informal personification of evil not me

01:20:06.720 so so it's like over and again over and over again i'm i'm like there's just so many it's 0.58

01:20:11.720 an anagram for satan old nick is fucking another word for satan like it's not good um so i'm trying 0.82

01:20:19.460 to figure out who i like less uh satan no uh uh xerox or or uh q oh i unblocked q you unblocked 0.96

01:20:30.840 Q? That's nice. Yeah. Something about Xerox

01:20:32.960 I just can't stand.

01:20:35.420 Hmm. He's not a crazy person

01:20:37.000 which is the problem.

01:20:38.800 Well, there's an excusable, there's a

01:20:40.880 layer of excusability. 0.67

01:20:42.560 Being Canadian is not an excusable 0.99

01:20:44.980 offense. No, no, no. I mean for

01:20:46.660 Blap, blap, blap. For Q 1.00

01:20:49.160 Q is a crazy 1.00

01:20:50.840 wigger. Yeah, yeah. I get that. So there's like some 1.00

01:20:52.820 level of like, you can kind of excuse that. 1.00

01:20:54.900 He's a wigger. Yeah. After a while, I'm just like, I 1.00

01:20:56.740 get it. He's got no power in the spiritual realm kind of a deal.

01:20:59.260 Something wrong with you. Right.

01:21:00.840 um but xerox has his faculties about him he does yeah some would say some say so um

01:21:09.100 boom boom boom boom boom so so we even had the conversation about the tooth fairy my mom

01:21:14.520 bought her a tooth fairy doll for her first loose tooth what that looked like i don't know

01:21:18.800 we try not to let any demonic stuff in our house and i explained it to her that in our house we do 0.98

01:21:23.240 not make offerings of body parts to fake creatures in exchange for money fuck you know what's crazy 0.99

01:21:28.700 that's that's a banger my mom knows all this shit too and me growing up like it was prohibited in 1.00

01:21:34.380 the house now my kid's growing up she wants to do all this fucking pagan shit and i'm like dude what 1.00

01:21:38.660 are you doing what happened you know you were grandma maxing now your grandma now your grandma 1.00

01:21:44.060 leasing grandma leasing tell him telling my kids that fucking she's in her butterfly yeah but uncle 0.99

01:21:51.000 freddie's a butterfly no i don't think so they told me like oh when i see a butterfly i said no 1.00

01:21:54.820 no no no no no he's dead yeah he's dead he died because he's fat he's with the lord he's with the

01:22:00.060 lord and he's probably still fat maybe i don't know food in heaven is good but i'm like no that's

01:22:05.500 not true like don't say that well work i think you know what it is it's tempting because it's 0.78

01:22:10.180 a lot of fun for the kids of course yeah yeah but what do we see how resentful you are she's like

01:22:16.380 where did i go wrong i didn't i took away the tooth fairy away the tooth fairy i took away

01:22:20.380 Thank you.

01:22:22.240 Thank you.

01:22:23.080 Pull my slippers back.

01:22:24.220 I explained to her that in our house,

01:22:26.120 we do not make offerings of body parts to fade creatures in exchange for money.

01:22:31.400 Thanks, Seth.

01:22:32.500 We cut the wings off the fairy doll and turned it into a regular doll.

01:22:36.160 Nice. 0.68

01:22:36.560 Hell yeah.

01:22:37.780 Two side notes to this whole story.

01:22:40.240 After giving it some thought,

01:22:41.200 I had remembered that we had a witch in the family years ago on my dad's side.

01:22:46.360 I never met her,

01:22:47.120 but i remembered hearing that uncle so-and-so was married to a witch on my mom's side uh my great

01:22:55.060 grandfather was a freemason are you getting just double penetrated well that cancels it out no i

01:23:01.120 don't think that's how it works i think it makes it double bad um i'm not sure how high up he was 0.55

01:23:06.760 but he was involved in hollywood okay damn this is not so he's jewish uh it seems so he was actually

01:23:13.520 on the crew that produced the first ever movie with sound here's the red red some red notes did 0.68

01:23:19.460 some research i did some research on him he had worked on a bunch of old hollywood movies including

01:23:25.140 invasion of the body snatchers and the manchurian candidate we watched the original manchurian 0.86

01:23:29.820 yeah so that's you're talking like uh 50s he's old as fuck yeah yeah i don't know 60s that would

01:23:34.360 be and loads more i included a snip of the manchurian candidate credits with his name 0.88

01:23:39.100 he was a sound effects editor cool i had a tobacco pipe that was his and i threw it out in

01:23:44.220 the purge more red here's more red text additionally my grandmother on my mom's side

01:23:48.760 who has since passed who had an affinity for native american lore and culture 0.98

01:23:53.180 had a roommate after her and my grandpa's divorce oh she was lesbian she lived with this woman for 0.97

01:23:59.780 years and i found out recently that she was a medium uh but after a couple of uh months she

01:24:05.820 became a large fat jokes he never said the large part um my grandmother was also plagued by some

01:24:16.060 sort of passenger spirit that would come and check on her from time to time uh she actually

01:24:20.860 came to christ on the last day that she was able to speak before the morphine rendered her a

01:24:26.960 vegetable interestingly enough if she kept with the vegetables she would have stayed a medium

01:24:34.720 i joked that my grandma and that's horrific i joked that my grandma and the thief on the cross

01:24:44.380 are going to share a room in heaven crazy story about her coming to christ she had a black cat 0.99

01:24:50.020 that was anti-social oh here we go the fucking black semi too uh i rarely ever saw that cat when 0.98

01:24:55.840 i would visit her the day she came to christ my mom had invited one of her friends over to talk 0.99

01:25:00.360 to her and the cat lost its frigging mind it was hissing and trying to attack my mom's friend and

01:25:06.120 they ended up having to lock the cat in a spare bedroom where it continued to wig out i'm pretty 0.87

01:25:10.880 sure that cat had some sort of entity entity entity that was keeping an eye on my grandma

01:25:18.880 my grandma's my mom's friend was then able to lead my grandma to jesus i killed the cat just

01:25:25.720 kidding but i did offer that's very funny um i don't like cats man they're like conduit they 0.98

01:25:30.860 might be conduits for their conduits for something all animals are you see fucking kujo yeah no no 0.99

01:25:36.960 stop that's a movie from stephen king who is a bitch he's very cat like i'm just saying dogs 0.99

01:25:41.240 you know all animals are good entities cats could be either i think dogs can also be either 0.99

01:25:47.020 it's not that they're good entities this guy's being a fag we learned through the the swine 0.98

01:25:51.220 thing that uh demonic spirits can inhabit animals what's the wine thing where the the legion was 1.00

01:25:57.580 like put me into the pigs well the pig is an unclean animal but not a dog well we we did 0.92

01:26:02.740 something recently where it was like yeah even the fucking oh it was episode of attorney mo 0.96

01:26:06.620 kit to tease kit to tease i don't watch that show anymore entities entities entities i told some of 0.87

01:26:13.140 my friends at church about the whole thing there and there were two other families that had same

01:26:17.760 issues with their kids screaming pissing a lot of piss non-verbal and no memory of it in the

01:26:23.140 morning oddly specific i had a sort of idea that it could be someone from the church doing something

01:26:28.740 in the astral realm i had nothing to base this on i'm probably wrong it was just a feeling that i

01:26:36.360 had i don't know if you're wrong the end p.s it's not really the end we've learned that it's a daily

01:26:42.420 battle to keep the demonic world out of our house every night we pray with the kids and ask god to

01:26:47.540 protect them whilst they sleep and send his angels to keep them safe we appreciate you guys shining

01:26:53.280 a light on these kinds of topics and giving people tools to fight back into darkness you know why this

01:26:58.140 is a banger that's cool yeah this is a great story but it's also fantastic to me to know 0.83

01:27:05.100 that somebody heard entities yes that somebody heard two humble retards on luke rakowski show 0.85

01:27:15.680 and then from that moment seemingly started to really go through like put together the pieces 0.85

01:27:20.020 and then like oh what the fuck did we say entities i think we said um hey billy carson

01:27:26.740 why do they flee at the name of jesus yeah that's what we said remember that that's that's actually 0.89

01:27:31.940 the bang that's kind of like the craziest thing that ever for people that don't know that lore

01:27:36.440 at the end of that first episode on luke rakowski show he used to do a fun little thing which is

01:27:41.780 actually kind of fun we should steal it from him um yeah i mean he's not doing the show anymore i'm

01:27:45.580 sure you wouldn't just take it uh so basically it's where you ask the guest as you come to a

01:27:50.820 close if they have a question for the next guest that's going to be on the show and i don't even 0.91

01:27:56.100 know if he told us who it was going to be he did i didn't know who the fuck billy carson was no 0.97

01:28:00.540 idea i didn't even know he's black it sounds like a white dude from the smashing pumpkins or 0.95

01:28:03.680 something yeah yeah i was like who is he and he was like well he's well spoken and i saw him i

01:28:07.420 said oh looks kind of cool i was actually kind of a fan yeah when i first saw like because i just

01:28:11.560 like briefly overviewed of like some of the stuff.

01:28:13.900 I'm a big fan of the Yakubes. 0.95

01:28:14.900 Well, no, because he was talking about some esoteric shit. 0.97

01:28:16.840 And I was like, okay, that's kind of cool. 0.98

01:28:18.040 Like, you know, somebody. 0.99

01:28:18.860 Fucking emerald tablets of Thoth. 0.99

01:28:20.400 Interesting. 0.99

01:28:20.940 Interesting stuff.

01:28:21.880 Fascinating. 1.00

01:28:22.720 Turns out to be very, very gay. 1.00

01:28:25.100 Very, very, cannot stand Jesus. 1.00

01:28:27.000 And then the question that we have is why do aliens flee at the name of Christ?

01:28:31.280 And I don't even know how he answered that.

01:28:33.060 I wonder how he answered that.

01:28:34.140 He probably just danced around it.

01:28:35.320 Oh, well, not really. 1.00

01:28:38.880 Clint was eating that shit up, though. 0.99

01:28:40.380 i was texting him during i was like yo dude this guy's like lying while i was watching it live 1.00

01:28:44.640 oh this dude is like saying wild shit and you guys are just believing it up yeah yeah tell us 0.99

01:28:50.660 more yeah is the kind of guy that if if timothy alberino squeezed breast milk from his own teats 1.00

01:28:57.380 uh into a cup albert uh clint would drink it because it's like yeah it's if you're being

01:29:02.520 told something with authority like some guy's telling me it looks cool like yes i know black

01:29:07.320 people. Loves black people.

01:29:10.060 Huge flaw. 1.00

01:29:12.140 You think he does?

01:29:13.080 I think he probably does. Honestly, those movies do

01:29:15.300 crush. I haven't watched him. I think I've

01:29:17.400 watched him with my son. Did I tell you who I don't like?

01:29:19.180 And I'll tell my son that this is the guy that I debated. 0.99

01:29:21.860 I don't like, I don't fucking 0.99

01:29:23.280 like this guy. Who is it? 0.99

01:29:25.860 He's in here somewhere.

01:29:27.180 I just don't. Xerox.

01:29:29.760 Yeah. Don't like him.

01:29:31.220 I don't know. Just don't fucking like 0.99

01:29:33.280 him. Every time I see him in the chat, I go, 0.99

01:29:35.500 huh. Why are you here?

01:29:37.320 for david i like xerox i don't like xerox i ain't never hated that

01:29:44.200 i like xerox i think you guys would get along if you weren't so nasty to each other xerox

01:29:52.120 i don't like them we have gifts to open oh that's right guys stick around um

01:29:58.700 we're gonna end this but don't go anywhere after it ends we're gonna chop the end off of this and 0.99

01:30:03.600 we're not going to show maca balla gets it ha ha ha fuck that guy uh what time is it 305 but don't 0.95

01:30:09.220 forget if you're watching this live tonight we're going to be on quite frankly so show up in the 0.99

01:30:13.220 chat and support us go super hard and uh say entities no just say say that you like us

01:30:21.340 say that you keep like don't do that yeah he loves you take it off the screen i love xerox

01:30:28.040 Nah

01:30:28.800 We done

01:30:30.180 We done

01:30:31.500 You watch a show called

01:30:32.620 Nephilim Death Squad

01:30:33.300 He's like I don't even think

01:30:34.200 Nephilim were real 1.00

01:30:35.020 You know why

01:30:35.580 He doesn't

01:30:36.040 When he tells people he watches it

01:30:37.220 He goes I watch Sons of the Set Squad

01:30:38.600 Sons of the Set Squad

01:30:39.420 Yeah

01:30:39.640 How dare you 1.00

01:30:40.300 Get the fuck out of here 1.00

01:30:41.120 See what I'm saying 1.00

01:30:41.880 Get him out 0.94

01:30:43.260 Can I kick him out

01:30:43.840 No we gotta end the stream

01:30:45.340 Stick around though

01:30:46.480 No we're not gonna end the stream

01:30:47.340 We're gonna do it right now

01:30:48.240 No we gotta chop it off

01:30:49.200 We don't wanna give

01:30:49.700 We keep giving this to the poor 0.99

01:30:50.760 Is this supposed to be for fucking Patreon 0.99

01:30:52.080 So chop it off later 0.99

01:30:52.800 They're here now

01:30:53.440 We're gonna make a whole nother stream

01:30:55.640 No I thought we were just gonna run the

01:30:56.840 Outro music

01:30:57.800 oh yeah and then not go anywhere don't go anywhere hey what do you say like something

01:31:03.480 like stay tuned stay tuned stay tuned we'll be right back we're gonna answer your questions

01:31:07.160 about brohemian grove are we i don't want to answer any questions nobody ever had

01:31:11.140 they bred with daughters of men and they will do it again

01:31:19.180 The end is written in the book 0.99

01:31:23.820 In the pages they foreseen

01:31:28.200 Death Squad

01:31:29.520 Death Squad

01:31:33.700 Death Squad

01:31:37.860 Death Squad

01:31:49.180 Did he leave? 1.00

01:31:56.780 Is that guy still fucking here? 1.00

01:31:58.080 Is Xerox still here? 0.99

01:31:58.440 I don't know.

01:31:58.780 I think he probably left.

01:31:59.500 I think we tricked him.

01:32:01.760 Yeah, guys, we're going to be on

01:32:02.700 Quite Frankly's show later on tonight.

01:32:03.980 So show up and say cool things in the chat.

01:32:05.860 Feels better in the chat.

01:32:06.740 Feels good.

01:32:07.300 Sons of Seth Squad.

01:32:09.100 If somebody made an opposition to our show

01:32:11.520 called Sons of Seth Squad.

01:32:13.000 This guy out of here.

01:32:13.620 I would be like, wow.

01:32:15.160 It's not that bad.

01:32:15.960 I have him on.

01:32:16.980 You know who I wouldn't have on?

01:32:18.760 Xerox?

01:32:19.180 I got this great book

01:32:21.680 I don't know who gave this

01:32:22.640 somebody sent in a package to Matt

01:32:24.480 and then Matt just never tells anybody's name

01:32:26.800 it's a dictionary of angels

01:32:28.880 including the fallen angels

01:32:30.560 that's a lot of

01:32:31.440 who wrote this

01:32:33.380 Gustav Davids Davidson 1.00

01:32:36.400 I'm going to see if they're a Jew right now 1.00

01:32:38.220 Gustav Davidson

01:32:40.720 yeah this was published

01:32:42.820 in 1971

01:32:45.120 oh it's kind of cool

01:32:47.000 he was born in 1895

01:32:48.860 wow guy lived for a long ass time yeah no i mean i was i was uh thumbing through this the other day

01:32:53.800 i haven't had time to read anything but very interesting there's a apparently there's an 0.96

01:32:57.960 angel of abortion in here nice they're all listed by an angel of plants angel of plie oh shit hold 0.78

01:33:03.960 on there's no way guys is that true frank said he's ready to burn his relationship with alvarito 0.98

01:33:08.640 no fucking way dude oh no you mean just by virtue of having us on i was about to say yo let's go 0.61

01:33:13.420 well i might mention angel of pleiades in the alphabet of rabbi akiba this this book i think 0.99

01:33:20.720 it's like seven o'clock jr yeah um this angel unnamed is included among the splendid terrible

01:33:29.200 and mighty angel chiefs who passed before god to extol and rejoice in the first sabbath oh this

01:33:35.780 guy is from israel well uh no this is just i i think he's no no i think i found that he's from

01:33:40.620 israel this guy rabbi akiba or this dude here uh david gustav uh david gustav davidson whatever

01:33:46.720 somebody sent me a jewish book again yeah it looks like well i mean you figure figure here 0.90

01:33:53.040 see this is why i fucking hate xerox enoch is jewish fan fiction how about the book of genesis 0.90

01:33:58.000 asshole well that's different i mean whatever so yeah this is just it's it this this definitely 0.97

01:34:04.160 comes from a ras a rabbi akiba is rabbi akiba the same guy that uh was talking about rail no no i 0.93

01:34:10.360 think the in in judges 22 oh i don't know we're talking about uh uh miraz that i think if this 0.77

01:34:17.280 might be the same rabbi so this is the angel of pleiades very interesting probably bullshit

01:34:21.740 but still of pleiades i mean how do you how do you come by all of this i don't know angel of

01:34:27.660 muhammad okay we gotta ask this question real quick how does gustav davison determine all of

01:34:33.100 these angels how does dave is it david gustav or gustav david i don't think he's determining them

01:34:40.000 I think so there's like a where is he getting it from there's a forward I you could probably just

01:34:44.580 read it's probably a lot of Jewish literature a lot of Jewish uh fanfic if if I may or from like

01:34:51.740 you know Kabbalistic teachings yeah there's bullshit everywhere but it's it's interesting 0.70

01:34:54.780 because you know even though it is bullshit most likely it's still things that these people think 0.98

01:34:59.900 16 years of exhaustive research across a wide spectrum of religions mystical and occult 0.95

01:35:06.460 literature talmudic and rabbin rabbinical catalystic uh gnostic apocalyptic so this

01:35:13.080 is a funsy book for funsies oh no it's fun this is what i'm saying yeah this is it's fun this is

01:35:17.140 not something i'm gonna go and like straight up talmud kabbalistic gnostic uh magical text

01:35:24.220 grimoires there that's where that's where you're getting most of this angel lore from like i mean

01:35:29.500 when they start to get into specifics but where's the angel of abortion yeah like angel of abortion

01:35:33.700 name is kaz day there is one okay it's fascinating and is it pumped about the abortions or it's not

01:35:39.940 pumped about doesn't say just that that it is there's an angel of the forest and now here's

01:35:44.120 the thing i do believe i do believe that there are angels probably over powers and principalities

01:35:49.240 over a lot of things i don't think that we know who they are and i think that the people who say

01:35:53.020 that we know who they are probably look at that what is that freemasonic imagery with the checkerboard

01:35:56.680 floor and the pillars this book goes hard dog we should probably do like a deep dive and like 0.93

01:36:01.220 fucking look at this stuff and just tell everybody lies why don't we tell we'll we'll pick each name 0.88

01:36:05.200 and make fun of each one individually till we get through the whole book yeah dude i'm cool with 0.99

01:36:08.960 that this is this actually is like the children of heaven when they're talking about an enoch one

01:36:13.020 the children of heaven are the sons of the holy angels who fell and violated women so yeah sons

01:36:17.600 of god women very interesting this is like a it's like a dictionary for weird esoteric terms in the

01:36:23.460 angelic realm it is fascinating banger book very jewish i feel like my foreskin's falling off as

01:36:29.660 i'm holding it yeah yeah but it's nice by the way we should thank you to whoever sent this at

01:36:34.580 rohemian grove where we have very cool you can take pictures with uh with um the the can i show

01:36:41.120 them uh what i'm working on here like yeah show them what you're working on the 3d model of that

01:36:44.980 but the kandahar giants foreskin you should be able to have access to that just selling there's

01:36:49.600 also this it's the uh the dead sea scrolls all in in text somebody sent this um if you're in the 0.84

01:36:55.740 chat like who who are you who sent this because matt just fucking won't tell us anything these 0.91

01:37:01.020 are old they smell dusty 1962 dust it up 1962 so it's got the community rule the damascus rule 0.95

01:37:10.820 the messianic rule the war rule the hymns liturgical fragments uh the words of the heavenly 0.86

01:37:18.220 lights this is a lot of like stuff that's up our alley in regards to potentially fake and gay

01:37:25.720 show this picture jewish lore anyway i have i have like a like an interesting very close

01:37:30.780 interesting 3d render what happened here uh a 3d render of uh the kandahar giant his head

01:37:37.160 and also his feet i need to work on the 3d rendering of his feet but it's going to be huge

01:37:42.860 it's going to be yeah you guys are going to have a photo op i'm excited about it that's how cool

01:37:46.320 is that aren't you i mean we want something cool like we're going to have the cardboard cut out the

01:37:51.460 life-size cardboard cutout of timothy alvarino um we're going to do see what i mean like look at

01:37:56.940 xerox also the dead sea scrolls are fake well i mean they're they're real in the sense that they 0.58

01:38:01.120 exist it's real i mean it's it's very confusing to me that they come out 19 fucking 47 right

01:38:06.540 very confusing i don't know there's also fragments of like the torah in in the dead sea 0.80

01:38:11.500 scrolls as well so i don't know i don't know but for you to definitively say yes or no xerox you 1.00

01:38:16.880 nasty you asshole you know what i'd say about that what xerox i say suck my dick whoa that's 1.00

01:38:22.580 what i wouldn't say that to xerox that's not nice dude i just did nancy what do you think about that 1.00

01:38:29.220 i know that's your friend what do you think about that nancy i don't give a shit i like xerox but 1.00

01:38:33.560 what but if he was like okay would you let him do it though oh dude if you said suck my dick and 0.99

01:38:38.820 xerox was like present it i would i would and then then after he presents it then xerox has 0.99

01:38:45.640 got to move towards it yeah and then if he moves towards it then you got to move towards him i say 0.74

01:38:50.340 get to sucking boy and then you move you meet in the middle go ahead what if he grabs it it's about 0.72

01:38:56.020 what if he grabs it it's about the dominance of it if he grabs it whatever we're finishing this 0.96

01:39:00.660 thing you're gonna finish are you gonna finish because that's crazy it's it's about dominance

01:39:08.280 david you wouldn't understand i'm just saying does it count as dominance if you if you don't finish

01:39:13.700 does it count as dominance if i don't fit i don't think i mean the act of is fine

01:39:17.880 i just feel like like you'd have to really solidify before you go like you slap his hand

01:39:21.720 it wouldn't be good he doesn't know what he's doing you could tell you don't know that you

01:39:25.920 could tell xerox might have a great method um i don't know who who sent this stuff you enjoy it

01:39:32.600 you like it though right i do like it i like that it has an additional hardcover sleeve

01:39:36.100 yeah that is cool and so thank you very much for that but apparently it's fake so i guess

01:39:39.640 we should all just kill ourselves and throw it out maybe we should we should all just end the 0.98

01:39:44.520 show we should never do it again no we shouldn't even talk about this shit why david why would we 0.99

01:39:48.380 talk about any of this stuff david uh it's fun it's fun it's my favorite i know favorite stuff 0.98

01:39:53.200 to talk about but why would we talk about it because he's been to catechumen in canada or

01:39:57.300 some shit and now they've told him differently i'm just saying like why would we even stop 0.99

01:40:01.300 why would we even continue i don't know i don't know we just go fuck ourselves right now xerox 1.00

01:40:05.660 Should we stop it? 1.00

01:40:06.720 Jared, should I kill myself? 1.00

01:40:08.280 This came from Queef Latina. 1.00

01:40:10.080 Oh, hey.

01:40:10.760 Did you write that on?

01:40:12.380 Yeah, there's Queef.

01:40:13.340 There's Queef.

01:40:14.240 Here, this one's for you.

01:40:15.600 It says, I think I got you an appropriate gift top.

01:40:17.520 Thank you, Queef Latina.

01:40:19.000 Queef Latina, you really wrote your name as Queef Latina on here and sent it to a coffee shop.

01:40:23.380 That's awesome.

01:40:23.820 I love that.

01:40:24.400 Guys, do you have any questions about Bohemian Grove?

01:40:26.180 Questions, comments, things you'd like to see?

01:40:28.180 This is for me.

01:40:28.720 You sure?

01:40:29.200 Yeah, yeah.

01:40:29.520 That's what Queef Latina just said.

01:40:30.800 Oh, I think I got a paper cut. 1.00

01:40:32.140 Oh, shit. 0.99

01:40:32.700 Well, I'm going to have to, my lawyers will be contacting you. 1.00

01:40:36.620 Contact, yep. 1.00

01:40:37.360 Expect to hear from our Jew lawyers, Queef Latina. 1.00

01:40:40.040 I'm bleeding. 1.00

01:40:41.380 Are you really?

01:40:42.760 I keep bleeding.

01:40:43.860 Did you put a note in there?

01:40:45.680 Nobody ever includes a note.

01:40:47.220 Guys, we have a real issue with people sending us stuff and there's nothing.

01:40:50.960 Oh, that's nice.

01:40:51.580 What's that?

01:40:52.140 It's a t-shirt which looks like a lobster.

01:40:54.420 Uh-oh.

01:40:55.340 I can't see it.

01:40:55.960 Oh, no, it's a tank top.

01:40:57.600 Well, what is it?

01:40:58.680 What did they say? 1.00

01:40:59.740 That's so stupid. 1.00

01:41:01.620 What? 1.00

01:41:02.700 Well, it ain't going to suck itself. 0.99

01:41:05.120 Oh, my God. 1.00

01:41:05.940 That's fucking crazy. 0.99

01:41:07.040 What are the timing of that? 0.99

01:41:09.220 Oh, yeah. 1.00

01:41:09.820 You were just telling Xerox to suck your dick. 1.00

01:41:12.800 Xerox. 1.00

01:41:13.180 Hey, Xerox, you still there?

01:41:14.480 You're going to wear this? 1.00

01:41:15.440 Suck my dick. 1.00

01:41:17.920 You're going to wear this to Prohebium Grove? 1.00

01:41:19.580 And it's not going to do itself. 0.57

01:41:21.200 Right.

01:41:22.420 That's for you, baby. 1.00

01:41:23.340 Who out there has a self-sucking dick? 1.00

01:41:24.960 Honestly, the serendipitous nature of what that was. 1.00

01:41:28.060 That's crazy.

01:41:29.400 That's really crazy.

01:41:30.240 This has been sitting here for a couple of days, too.

01:41:31.820 yeah because we don't want to open we want to open them on screen and my my hatred for xerox

01:41:35.960 has been festering for i'd say a while probably a couple months i tried i tried to say hey

01:41:41.320 sometimes things line up man honestly that this could only be the slippers divine intervention

01:41:47.240 is what i honestly that is pretty this is crazy that's like god thought that was funny that's 1.00

01:41:50.920 crazy where do you even find such a thing also xerox fuck you man 0.99

01:41:55.200 fuck you dude guys send us more stuff uh one five five two um we're gonna have way too much stuff 1.00

01:42:03.300 where's that thing i want to play that clip that's a very funny clip that clip that lady made 0.99

01:42:07.380 oh yeah the last time i don't know what email to rsvp for bro grove uh says schizo friend don't

01:42:13.360 worry don't worry saying something about rsvp to who make why don't you make a brohemian grove uh 0.97

01:42:19.220 like email gmail oh oh god it sounds like work don't give them our email to send that shit to 0.88

01:42:26.820 it should be something separate make it and then you could do it maybe um what are you going to do 0.86

01:42:30.260 with it the only idea hold on what's the point what i'm trying to explain that okay i'm trying

01:42:34.400 to have a telegram for that we do have a telegram we have a bro grove telegram so what we would end

01:42:39.700 up doing is uh accepting emails as like reservations but all that does is it allows

01:42:47.760 me to then once i know when it creates an extra level of redundancy difficulty to it it it'll

01:42:53.620 create a situation where when we're gonna put them live on toplobster.com yeah i'll tell them

01:42:58.720 the week before it's gonna go live on this day it's the best that i could do let me ask you real 0.99

01:43:04.200 quick did you answer john pounders no i didn't answer john pounders bitch he just messaged me 0.93

01:43:08.480 hey you guys won't come on soon i was like why would he message me when i know he messaged you 0.98

01:43:11.580 No, he messaged us on

01:43:13.100 Nosotros?

01:43:14.900 Vosotros?

01:43:16.020 On Instagram.

01:43:16.720 What's the difference?

01:43:19.020 So, but that's the best I can do is like, yeah, I'll let you know if you email us and say you want to be on a list.

01:43:23.720 But I don't know if I'm going to do that on the regular email.

01:43:28.540 Did you see this guy that hit us up?

01:43:29.820 He's like, I'm a psychic.

01:43:31.660 I saw that.

01:43:32.580 Very interesting.

01:43:33.800 And you said, what type?

01:43:35.400 Because he goes, this guy hits us up.

01:43:37.440 He hears us on Sam's.

01:43:39.100 He goes, I'm a psychic and I hate it.

01:43:40.500 listen to you on Sam's podcast.

01:43:42.340 I don't think he means,

01:43:43.140 I read a little bit about what he was saying.

01:43:44.860 I don't think he means like psychic,

01:43:46.400 somebody that's actively doing,

01:43:47.880 he says this just happens sometimes.

01:43:49.680 Well, he says,

01:43:50.160 I was raised Christian

01:43:51.140 and keep having random visions.

01:43:53.960 Hold on a second. 1.00

01:43:54.640 Xerox, shut the fuck up. 1.00

01:43:55.920 In my chat. 1.00

01:43:56.740 Respect my chat. 1.00

01:43:57.860 Dumb. 0.99

01:43:59.960 Respect my chat. 0.99

01:44:01.280 Xerox won't even talk to Sancho in Discord.

01:44:04.360 That's not nice.

01:44:06.060 See, I'm right.

01:44:07.780 So I say go on.

01:44:10.500 and he goes you guys have a community of people of psychics i go no no why would you think that

01:44:15.080 i said a community of psychics no we don't this is a show that glorifies the dead sea scrolls you 0.98

01:44:19.200 idiot right obviously and fake jewish lore yeah that's what we do here i said typically very 0.98

01:44:25.080 cautious of psychics don't know who they're communicating with you're maybe the second 0.99

01:44:28.860 ever psychic who's reached out he said okay sorry we tried to open this door and why and he goes

01:44:34.820 it's not what you think like bullshit type it's kind of random i go tell me about it then he tells

01:44:40.380 me about it and then i don't respond i know that's what you do yep i go thank you i've collected 0.56

01:44:44.960 your story somebody owns bohemian grove emailed us so we'll just be do bohemian grove one thanks

01:44:49.640 a lot yeah don't don't um don't don't do that don't don't email them oh yeah you have it here

01:44:55.320 for this episode it's funny our fans are the worst go ahead first play there we go so we're gonna do

01:45:01.180 uh some unboxing stuff and then later on because we don't have a lot of packages because you guys

01:45:05.980 don't send us enough stuff uh so if you want to send us stuff send us to the the standard coffee

01:45:10.320 shop uh slash casino slash nds studios uh and that's at 1552 bella cruz drive in lady lake

01:45:16.800 florida i think there's like five guys there's a world says thanks for all the good shows and

01:45:22.720 helping bring us to christ uh holographic hitmonlee look at that bad boy that's awesome

01:45:28.080 We'll get the real ASMR experience.

01:45:29.920 Yeah, ASMR.

01:45:30.680 That's what it's called.

01:45:32.540 In the mighty name of Jesus.

01:45:36.080 Okay, he's here.

01:45:39.180 This one's to me.

01:45:40.720 All right, awesome. 0.99

01:45:41.780 It's a fucking banana menorah. 1.00

01:45:46.840 Holy shit, that's awesome. 1.00

01:45:49.120 Okay. 1.00

01:45:49.900 But man, this thing fucking cool. 0.87

01:45:51.820 Guys, send more stuff. 0.82

01:45:52.800 I got to figure out whatever you want.

01:45:54.520 Send more stuff.

01:45:55.060 Send more stuff, please.

01:45:55.720 Why don't you send more stuff?

01:45:57.040 More stuff.

01:45:57.400 I feel like we've been telling you to send stuff

01:45:59.580 and we got three things, and it's cool.

01:46:01.560 And I like the three things.

01:46:03.940 But more things.

01:46:08.460 There you go, guys.

01:46:09.500 I felt like that was a better way to say it

01:46:11.620 than what I was going to say,

01:46:12.460 because it would have just been the same thing.

01:46:13.240 Send more stuff.

01:46:14.000 Send more stuff, guys.

01:46:14.880 Why don't you send anything?

01:46:16.420 Xerox says that he's grown to disagree

01:46:18.240 with us since he started watching.

01:46:21.740 I wonder if we would disagree with us 0.91

01:46:24.560 if we if we watched the original shows and they had different like let's say it was two black

01:46:31.140 guys like ai turned us into black guys and i would never watch it well that's that would be a hard

01:46:36.220 sell but it presented it our early shows to us but it changed the background people disinformation

01:46:43.060 schizo friends are ready in my dms hey i don't know what to email to rsvp to uh for bro grow

01:46:47.980 no that he sent that to me um 48 minutes ago me too yeah so see you're you're creating no i didn't

01:46:54.160 create disinformation you didn't do this yet um yeah but there's people right there see we're

01:46:58.760 doing it now they're live says david friended me on facebook everyone send david a friend request

01:47:03.080 i have decided to start allowing fans to be my friends on facebook huge mistake i can feel that 0.95

01:47:09.300 it's a big mistake yeah although i'm not sure how facebook is holy ground yeah i don't fucking talk 0.61

01:47:15.760 to anybody on there though like i don't talk to my family on there what would there be to what 0.73

01:47:19.820 would there be to disagree with us about i don't know if i went back and watched me i guess it's

01:47:25.180 his disagreement is the premise of the idea of the nephilim and what they are what they were and

01:47:30.460 what they are i've just seen too much stuff about giants that exist and hybrids that exist for me to

01:47:36.520 be like yeah giants and hybrids don't exist and demons that exist for sure so what yeah i don't

01:47:41.780 understand really the point of disagreement but at some point it's like it gets like splitting hairs

01:47:46.500 with uh xerox and i'm just like why would i split hairs with you online when you've heard me talk

01:47:52.120 for hours and hours and you're just being a canadian what did he say uh he keeps seeing oh

01:47:57.920 raven and my people you may know oh that's funny that's interesting on facebook he said ever since

01:48:03.280 i i showed uh oh yeah people also requested me on playstation 5 because i told people and i'll

01:48:09.900 tell them again but i'm not i don't know if i'm gonna accept anybody i am raven nds on playstation

01:48:15.520 5 that being said i have one time talked to somebody in my headset while i was playing 0.96

01:48:21.960 call of duty and it was my cousin and i really like him and i was like this is the worst shit 0.75

01:48:26.720 ever you don't like that no i just want to play the game it's a bad format huh i don't want to 0.95

01:48:31.300 talk to anybody in my head while i'm playing the game so maybe one day i'll accept it but like a

01:48:39.060 lot of people have sent me requests on uh on playstation 5 and i've just kind of gone like

01:48:44.980 i don't know what are you gonna do talk to me while i'm trying to kill people i usually mute

01:48:48.700 the mics you know can we play roblox no people get raped in there yeah actually there's like 0.99

01:48:55.300 roblox is a sex uh i think that's like a sex mutual game c-dub c-dub uh they're doing like 0.97

01:49:01.200 what are you trying to do dating on there they're doing dating yeah yeah it's weird they're dating 0.80

01:49:05.520 kids um i get that it's funny like sometimes it is funny like to play on call of duty this is how

01:49:11.640 i play call of duty i get on i play three rounds you get killed and then i get off now sometimes 0.71

01:49:16.340 a lot of times i'm fucking really good first place boom boom boom then i find people that 0.97

01:49:22.700 work together like as a team yeah and they're talking in their headsets and they're like 1.00

01:49:27.940 they're over here they're in this alley and then you get anally raped and i go fuck this fucking 0.99

01:49:35.240 game but if i don't if i'm not working against you know people that actually uh work together 1.00

01:49:40.680 as a team, I do pretty well. Sancho wants lobster

01:49:42.700 feet pictures. Rory's been wearing

01:49:44.620 my slippers all day. They probably stink.

01:49:47.000 They're a little stinky, I can see. 0.81

01:49:49.040 Yeah. So the girls at the shop 0.93

01:49:50.580 wear the slippers when I'm not here.

01:49:52.760 AI bans you if you say 0.97

01:49:54.200 nigger in the voice chat in 0.95

01:49:56.100 Call of Duty. Is that true? Wow. 1.00

01:49:58.720 I haven't said any of that. I've been so

01:50:00.740 tempted to make fun of black people, though. Must be a huge problem. 1.00

01:50:02.780 Let me tell you something. Every time I play that game

01:50:04.600 and I hear the, you know, you go to start it

01:50:06.680 and you can hear the other team talking.

01:50:07.760 Yeah, I'll be smoking this blunt 1.00

01:50:10.660 You know how to do shit 1.00

01:50:12.120 Okay, playboy 1.00

01:50:13.640 Every single time, I feel like I'm playing with the same five black dudes 1.00

01:50:17.000 Every single time I play Call of Duty 1.00

01:50:19.060 Very strange

01:50:20.080 They have a kill Charlie Kirk game

01:50:22.940 In Roblox

01:50:23.740 Wow

01:50:24.760 You haven't asked any questions

01:50:28.900 About Bohemian Grove

01:50:29.780 I don't know how much longer we're going to do this

01:50:31.340 This is supposed to be productive

01:50:32.940 What is there to know about it?

01:50:35.480 when can you i was hoping to see what they would want to see oh well then you had to ask that

01:50:40.140 specifically what do you want to see how about this you want to see this blurry uh video well

01:50:46.300 i know what it is it's a dead guy it's a dead guy go-kart

01:50:49.620 that'd be cool only god can do it only god 0.99

01:50:54.620 um when and where is it fuck uh so it's 0.96

01:51:00.320 August 7th is going to be the 0.97

01:51:03.800 VIP day at the standard coffee shop

01:51:05.620 the one in Lady Lake

01:51:07.900 and then

01:51:09.380 on the 8th it's going to be

01:51:11.640 at the Wildwood Community

01:51:13.680 Center and

01:51:15.520 that's the full day that'll be like

01:51:17.580 for us it's going to be like 9am 0.95

01:51:19.960 to fucking like 7 or 8 1.00

01:51:21.460 Blurry Creatures will be there 1.00

01:51:23.740 they will be there and we're going to kill them 1.00

01:51:25.960 when is 1.00

01:51:27.940 it scheduled yeah it's scheduled 8-8

01:51:29.840 That's when we're going to do it.

01:51:30.720 8-8, yeah.

01:51:32.700 I don't know. 1.00

01:51:33.360 What else is there to say about this shit? 0.99

01:51:35.300 Well, I mean, Palm Beach Pete going to be there. 1.00

01:51:37.360 No Palm Beach Pete.

01:51:39.660 Who is coming to Brogrove?

01:51:41.260 Oh, so this is actually something that I wanted to bring to your attention.

01:51:44.100 We're going to invite a lot of people.

01:51:46.460 A lot of people.

01:51:48.480 We're not going to invite super big names because this is the first time that Nephilim Death Squad is going to...

01:51:54.720 We're going to headline it.

01:51:56.360 and we want this to be clearly a nephilim death squad event not a owen benjamin or sam triply

01:52:04.760 event so we really it's kind of a crazy thing what we're doing i mean it is our event but this

01:52:12.400 is the first time we're going to be headlining it matt's going to do a bible study with ed

01:52:17.360 mabry and possibly laura baker if she's game but that's going to be at the vip day and that's the

01:52:22.000 performance that we're doing we're gonna do that right in front of you guys um but yeah uh this is

01:52:26.920 the first time that we're we're not going to lean on some big comedian you know which is honestly

01:52:34.180 the last time that we did it the vast majority of people that showed up were for nds anyway so

01:52:39.120 that's cool but i just don't want to i think at some point you have to push away and be like can

01:52:44.160 we do this thing on our own and that's kind of what we're doing winner gets a copy of birthright

01:52:48.700 motherfucker that's actually very funny that is very funny we should do that can we get a signed

01:52:53.080 copy i wonder do we have enough uh pull with albarino to get a signed copy all we have to do 0.97

01:52:57.160 is sign up for his patreon really and you get a signed copy no no like sign up for his patreon 0.97

01:53:02.380 and then be like yo can i get a signed copy just don't tell him it's you i don't give a fuck i'll 0.86

01:53:07.100 give him my address and everything i'll have it sent he'll have no idea he sent it um it's actually 0.87

01:53:10.660 great so uh i think it would be really funny whoever wins the albarino costume contest gets

01:53:17.440 a bunch of albarino swag would be fucking hilarious that'd be great uh so so yeah i mean

01:53:23.200 you know it's it's kind of our first time uh going out and trying to do this thing on our own 0.89

01:53:29.880 it's gonna be a big deal it's a big deal for us uh sam tripoli at the last one said

01:53:34.720 one of the mistakes that we made is that we should have headlined and to me that was a crazy thing to

01:53:40.900 say but i think he's right he's definitely right now it's it's our event that's what

01:53:47.840 bohemian grove is so um in the future you know who knows if we can get our hands on a kurt

01:53:53.420 metzger or you know get owen back or get sam back or anybody that makes sense you know we're gonna

01:53:58.940 we're gonna likely make that attempt but this is the time i think where we're gonna try to make

01:54:04.980 this our own thing so uh really appreciate the support from you guys nobody gets the banana

01:54:13.460 menorah no no that's that's mine yeah that is yeah why can't you show up i saw you you were

01:54:19.460 complaining before you were doing a lot of whiny girl noises about not being able to show up well

01:54:23.300 she's not in the same state is that what it is yeah they're far away a lot of people are far 0.97

01:54:26.780 away so they can't come that's fine buy the retards for the retards that's right uh sparrow 0.99

01:54:31.380 you get it so you know uh but but as far as people that we're inviting i'll read off some of the 0.98

01:54:37.780 names of the people that we we're going to extend an invite to this isn't everybody that's going to

01:54:41.640 be able to perform the performances i will tell you about later on um but donut doc brown seth

01:54:50.620 kicklighter biblical hitmen jt brian of demon erasers danielle from the rabbit hole chaney

01:54:56.600 Thomas a Paranoid American

01:54:58.720 my son wrote his name down here 0.94

01:55:00.980 Trebles Garcia

01:55:03.160 Jeremiah Skiba

01:55:04.920 and Jake

01:55:06.180 he's good

01:55:11.080 it passed

01:55:11.900 it's gone

01:55:13.380 we're going to invite Izzy Griffin

01:55:15.900 Jay and Jamie Dyer

01:55:18.400 one on one I want to invite him

01:55:20.060 he's not going to perform

01:55:20.920 he's now a contractor

01:55:22.480 maybe he'll build something

01:55:24.100 maybe he can build the stage

01:55:25.660 uh we're gonna invite faceless we keep trying to have them it's always never one uh mark steves

01:55:30.680 or stevie's i'm not sure how it's pronounced uh nick daigle austin picard wesley roth ben of the

01:55:36.960 end of the world news brad lael uh topher gardner uh gray pilled podcast andrew of the 6g agenda ed

01:55:45.640 mabry uh frank from quite frankly the hidden in plain sight guys um tyler the producer uh laura

01:55:54.440 baker and we have a couple other names that we're going to invite so you know these people will all

01:55:58.220 be there jerry marzynski i thought about that i thought about jerry marzynski i'm just wondering 0.99

01:56:06.460 like would he be like oh what the fuck everybody here is clearly schizophrenic he would like that 0.99

01:56:13.320 i don't know i think he might have a stroke he's a little old and also to be transporting somebody 0.99

01:56:18.360 that old yeah it's a it's a liability dies what if he dies at our event it's hot i mean it's he's

01:56:25.440 from arizona so i don't know yeah the hidden in plain sight guys are hilarious and um and i really

01:56:31.060 want them to come so uh i'm gonna i'm gonna reach out to them and try to get them to to be a part

01:56:35.620 of this i'd like to do a performance with them toad of course toad um cole we're gonna we're

01:56:40.640 gonna ask cole to come and it would be funny if he was like serving drinks or something i think

01:56:44.120 that would just be really fun

01:56:45.740 um

01:56:47.100 Aemon Ratton, Subliminal Messenger, of course 0.97

01:56:50.020 of course, yeah, so

01:56:51.140 you know, pretty much everybody

01:56:54.080 who does the show, I would love to invite Nick

01:56:56.160 Hinton, uh, I would love for him to do 0.99

01:56:58.200 the fucking show 0.99

01:56:58.960 that would be nice 1.00

01:57:01.360 one step at a time, I suppose

01:57:03.400 just one step at a time, yeah, here's my last

01:57:06.280 correspondence with Nick Hinton, I go

01:57:07.880 he goes, um

01:57:09.600 uh

01:57:12.520 uh

01:57:14.120 he goes did we unfollow each other on purpose my ex is glitching out i go no i follow you

01:57:18.400 and then he goes um okay let's aim for spring if that's good with you i told tinfoil hat spring as

01:57:24.320 well i said okay this was january 8th so when is spring well march 22nd came i said nick it's

01:57:33.440 spring it's spring yeah he goes i know brother let's finally do this thing i'm gonna reconnect

01:57:39.560 with sam too we have to schedule it after lent though uh which isn't that much longer april 12th

01:57:45.220 okay so there you go and i go here's the link but i've done that five times yeah he hits me up

01:57:52.300 i never talked to him uh nick hinton he goes one day he goes yo i go hey what's up he goes did we

01:57:58.300 ever talk about podcasting i said no he goes we should i go okay that was november 7th 2023 yeah 0.91

01:58:05.440 i like that 2020 2023 wow what the fuck in three years 2023 for three years me and nick hitting 0.73

01:58:13.980 have been going playing footsie yep high five he's one of the he's one of the people i i call him i 0.95

01:58:19.120 call him a guest yeah he's one of the people i'm like i don't get mad because i understand why he's 0.99

01:58:22.700 not not he's fucking he's he's you know he's fucking trying to figure his thing out he's 0.99

01:58:26.860 trying to figure his shit out i love that dude he's not like xerox xerox sucks yo what's up 0.99

01:58:31.220 wow em it's back what's up man em it you can come and say hi to the uh live watch your language but 0.98

01:58:37.040 yeah don't say anything bad guys this is em it this is my replacement uh host he's gonna be

01:58:42.020 taking over the show soon what are you doing in my chair back here hello just hang put your

01:58:47.280 glasses on oh hey nancy says hi em it says hi put your glasses on show everybody how cool your

01:58:54.220 glasses look all right now you gotta stand in front of that camera the one right in the middle

01:58:58.620 yeah that's emic guys is mom here or you just should did she just drop you off no okay she's

01:59:05.980 up front um well let's all right let's bring this for uh to a close emic get out here we

01:59:10.340 got to end this podcast we'll be out there in a second hey don't tweet emily i'm sorry i'll 0.85

01:59:13.860 punch you in the face all right don't do that jeez man you hear what the the problems you've

01:59:17.480 started unbelievable all right um sixth sensory yeah i want to invite sixth sensory as well 0.97

01:59:23.300 yeah i think he's on the list as well and um i don't know there's other people

01:59:28.620 So, honestly, what I'll do is we'll go on Patreon.

01:59:33.240 I'll put a thing out and I'll say, who do you want to see here?

01:59:35.380 And, you know, that way a lot more brains are better than one brain.

01:59:40.360 Yeah, I mean, whatever.

01:59:41.360 Invite whoever they want.

01:59:42.540 I don't really care.

01:59:43.900 We're going to do it.

01:59:44.740 Maybe.

01:59:45.160 We're going to do it.

01:59:45.880 Probably.

01:59:46.480 Xerox, you're not invited.

01:59:48.180 Xerox, don't come.

01:59:48.920 You're invited, Xerox.

01:59:50.560 No, no, no.

01:59:51.580 No, no, no.

01:59:51.980 I'm very serious when I say don't come. 1.00

01:59:54.040 Come from Canada. 1.00

01:59:54.720 They bred with daughters of men 1.00

01:59:59.480 And they will do it again 1.00

02:00:03.940 The end is written in the book

02:00:08.000 In the pages they foresaw

02:00:11.720 Death Squad

02:00:13.720 Death Squad

02:00:17.920 Death Squad

02:00:22.060 Death Squad

02:00:25.640 Ha ha ha

02:00:32.320 Level up

02:00:33.900 Death Squad

02:00:35.420 When the last trumpet sounds

02:00:37.500 And the heavens

Nephilim Death Squad - April 15, 2026

Night Terrors ｜ NDS Chronicles

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