Nephilim Death Squad - Possessed by Holy Spirit

00:00:00.000 getting ready for a game means being ready for anything like packing a spare stick i like to

00:00:09.540 be prepared that's why i remember 988 canada's suicide crisis helpline it's good to know just

00:00:15.700 in case anyone can call or text for free confidential support from a trained responder

00:00:20.500 anytime 988 suicide crisis helpline is funded by the government of canada

00:00:25.480 so we'll just put it on the screen or you want me to top lots of productions

00:00:31.080 in the shadows of the ancient ones they never went away they're still here today

00:00:47.420 Level up, death squad

00:00:53.340 When the last trumpet sounds

00:00:55.420 And the heavens crack

00:00:57.260 Level up, death squad

00:01:01.640 Level up, death squad

00:01:05.780 Death squad

00:01:08.900 Death squad

00:01:17.420 That's smart!

00:01:47.420 Maybe if we get around to it, we seem to do like one of these a month.

00:01:50.200 Yeah, we were doing better before, but now we have fallen off.

00:01:54.480 Our auto switcher should be on.

00:01:56.360 Okay, we're good now.

00:01:57.600 For being as late as we were, you would think we had this set up.

00:02:00.560 Realistically, all that we did that we're late, should we show the people?

00:02:04.420 Oh, yeah, yeah, go ahead.

00:02:06.460 So we put up a curtain.

00:02:09.680 A curtain.

00:02:10.720 That's it.

00:02:11.320 Now we got a curtain, which is nice.

00:02:13.780 We're like doing the whole Joe Rogan thing.

00:02:15.280 And I think, uh, I think people will really appreciate how's the Purim party.

00:02:18.900 So they're doing, they're doing their thing out there and they're, they're, uh, warming

00:02:22.320 up.

00:02:22.700 They're playing.

00:02:23.440 So apparently it might get loud at some point, but whatever, show them.

00:02:28.300 No, we're not going to show them.

00:02:30.520 Um, guys, so yeah, this is, this is our, our, our testimony based show, which I'm a huge

00:02:36.320 fan of despite not doing it very often where, you know, if you've had a supernatural test

00:02:40.160 experience or or um something unexplainable in your life and it's not something that you can

00:02:45.500 talk about with anybody because nobody fucking believes you because you look schizophrenic and

00:02:49.680 um we'll read it and we'll mock you and um but this is uh this is when when people say well

00:02:57.400 show us your evidence bring us your your receipts these are our receipts yeah bitch yeah they come

00:03:03.600 from crazy people yeah that's right so and we don't take them seriously no we don't well i take

00:03:07.340 them seriously but see that's the thing about us is even if we take a thing seriously we still make

00:03:10.820 fun of it yeah which happens like all the time you know we're gonna make fun of the beasts of

00:03:15.720 the earth after it cracks open and they come from the depths you know the subterranean deep

00:03:20.180 underground military bases and and they finally the restrainer has been removed and they can feast

00:03:24.200 upon our flesh we're gonna make fun of that too yeah man who cares while they're eating us

00:03:28.300 look at you dumb bitches you sting like a bitch scorpion man scorpion man scorpion man

00:03:33.680 so so we had a huge story last time and it was 13 pages because greg is an asshole

00:03:40.840 and um but he he kept us around the last one that we talked about was trash bag man which

00:03:45.780 is very fascinating i don't remember what it was about but i remember being like damn this

00:03:49.760 is crazy it was like a man that was made of like black oil yeah that's all i remember so

00:03:56.580 By the way, he just reminded me, because I'm scrolling through the story.

00:03:59.100 This is Black Eyed Chase, but Black Eyed Children.

00:04:02.040 Yeah.

00:04:02.460 Is this somebody that we want to have on?

00:04:03.940 There's this girl named Podge.

00:04:07.940 What's her name?

00:04:09.720 Poop Log?

00:04:10.720 No, it's a girl.

00:04:12.700 I'm always very suspicious on if I want to have a girl on.

00:04:15.200 I know.

00:04:15.580 The girls, they're very suspicious.

00:04:17.580 Skiba News Network had her on.

00:04:19.980 Oh, really?

00:04:20.720 Yeah.

00:04:21.260 Kate.

00:04:21.880 Damn, what's her name?

00:04:22.780 Oh, my God.

00:04:23.180 JC's here.

00:04:23.760 Hi, JC.

00:04:24.600 JC's here?

00:04:25.260 He is.

00:04:25.840 hi jc i love jc it's been a long time shouldn't have left you her name is step two step two

00:04:32.320 k podgy k podgy that's very familiar yeah yeah you know her you what i don't know k podgy she's

00:04:38.520 big on instagram um is she yeah yeah and she i was looking through her stuff because i was like oh

00:04:44.280 she's good yeah and she's talking about the black eyed children she's talking about all the stuff

00:04:47.800 i have a feeling she listens to this show and just like does it like better rehashes how everybody

00:04:52.260 everybody do short form content yeah she crushes everybody everybody i was like maybe we should

00:04:57.180 have her on but then i'm like then also girl girl don't like that yeah there you go the other holly

00:05:05.160 that's maybe the worst part i know it's girl is she even a real person or just a girl i don't know

00:05:12.100 um we'll think about it i'm not sure we need to pray about it yeah i need to bring that up with

00:05:17.300 with the lord in order to get some clarity having these hoes on lord what you say what you think

00:05:21.900 about these hoes um so okay let's we're gonna continue reading greg's yeah don't say that dude

00:05:28.520 we're gonna continue reading greg's story all right well what page are you on um

00:05:31.580 trout right after trash bag yes right after trash bag also black eye chase yeah this is what we're

00:05:36.620 talking about this is what reminded me is this i don't know if that's what this is um so let's get

00:05:40.960 straight into it he says when i was in sixth grade my stepdad felt i had too much independence and

00:05:45.920 freedom maybe i did one of his courses of action was to revamp my wardrobe i was a skater boy

00:05:52.560 i wasn't into gencos but i did own ufos those are those dumb ass pants big ufo pants so stupid

00:06:00.140 you're a real dumb bitch greg um i preferred skinny jeans and a band t-shirt that was two

00:06:05.560 sizes too small this is gay nothing too crazy that's what that's not even really skater as

00:06:10.300 much as that's like a scene kid or an emo kid but fine i'll let you you know live in your delusions

00:06:14.820 uh this guy wanted to dress me but in boot cut levi's white new balance sneakers when they were

00:06:21.780 not cool and a checkered polo that does suck he had me dressing like a dad from the 90s it made

00:06:28.060 things difficult so my girlfriend at the time convinced me to skip school one day the original

00:06:33.120 plan was for me to just get changed at her house and then go to school late but one hour turned

00:06:37.260 into two hours and so on i went home at the time i was supposed to arrive home as if i went to school

00:06:42.300 thinking no one would ever find out i was a dummy my mom my mom and stepdad were waiting for me at

00:06:49.120 the door oh wait a second did you pull up that other email the one that nancy wanted us to read

00:06:53.580 do you have that you remember that one yeah yeah i don't have it but i can find it pretty easily

00:06:58.580 in the chronicles gmail yeah okay all right just want to make sure i'm excited about that

00:07:02.680 the way this house was set up oh shit here we go hgtv baby are these guys kidding me they love to

00:07:08.440 tell us about the setup of their houses and i love to hear about it i don't i don't love to hear

00:07:16.020 about it it's like when somebody tells me their name yeah i'm gonna remember that yeah you know

00:07:21.020 that that's not the same thing dude somebody tells me their name uh somebody did that oh

00:07:26.480 someone at church oh did i tell you about the story no i'm running the sound room the ones

00:07:30.440 and twos yeah and a guy comes up to me he goes my name is chris officer no he comes up every

00:07:36.040 morning nice dude yeah i think his name is brian now i think i don't remember all right i see this

00:07:40.980 is the problem every every uh morning every sunday morning he goes how you doing i say great he says

00:07:45.900 do you want a sausage okay that's a weird hey nah but he's got a tin he's got tins folded with

00:07:52.340 sausage and i always tell him no thanks i don't want a sausage right now dude's just got a tin

00:07:56.920 full of phallic meat uh no it's like a sausage sandwich and they probably slap oh he's giving

00:08:03.400 you sausage sandwiches i think they're homemade that's what he's telling when pastor mark is

00:08:07.740 saying skip your sizzly at wawa yeah we got sausage sandwiches right here congregation say

00:08:12.220 sausage sandwich can we say sausage sandwich church he watches the show which apparently

00:08:16.560 he watches the show we're giving him some friendly advice stop making people repeat

00:08:19.900 st simon says bitch read the word no no no no no no it's okay do what you want to do

00:08:24.040 so he comes up to me apparently he knows matt he goes first first he says he does this for weeks

00:08:30.200 upon end and then last week he comes up and he goes top lobster i know you and i go it's like

00:08:36.440 yeah my skin on the back of my neck goes clutch his gun yeah i turn around i'm like he's gonna

00:08:41.380 punch me or something yeah that's me hi yeah and he goes yeah i watch the show do you want a

00:08:47.000 sausage sandwich and i go not now definitely not now no you poisoned it apparently he knows happy

00:08:51.600 everybody calls him as happy like uh herpes almost who's that happy what are you talking about matt

00:08:56.440 herpes oh he calls him happy yeah yeah they know hep everybody knows did they know his name spelled

00:09:02.480 with three t's tell hep i said hi yeah and i go i'll tell him hep b or hep c what's your what's

00:09:07.800 your name and he tells me his name and he goes and i'm like shit yep like you want to write that

00:09:13.420 down for me he's like don't have a pen tells me his name maybe three or four more times i don't

00:09:17.160 remember it doesn't matter doesn't stick same thing yeah it's that or when you try to share

00:09:21.140 a song with me you go listen to this song and i go you expect me to not talk for three minutes

00:09:25.760 straight this is insane so that way this house was set up as soon as you open the front door

00:09:30.360 you're at the bottom of the stairwell up the stairs is another door that leads to the living

00:09:34.740 room quarters when i got home this day they were waiting and not much was said before my stepdad

00:09:41.520 pushed me through the closed door behind oh i'm sorry push me through and close the door behind

00:09:47.700 me and i fell down the stairs damn stepdad's mad how's this house set up you got stairs in the

00:09:54.220 closet stairs yeah he's fell down the closet stairs I don't know what the fuck he said

00:10:00.760 Qui-Gon says ah split level yeah I guess so where you have a landing and it can go either up or down

00:10:07.440 well that's usually how stairs work yeah you know you got those the the staircases that do the

00:10:12.900 fucking the Baphomet thing uh so so he pushed me down the stairs I recovered and I left it was a

00:10:21.620 common thing for my stepdad to get physical with me oh oh no it's because of how you were dressed

00:10:26.760 not good well what was he wearing well he was wearing skinny jeans and a t-shirt that was two

00:10:31.400 sizes too small and it had nothing to do with skating you know by the way when these kids were

00:10:35.860 doing that like it was before they sold them for men dudes were openly being like yeah i take these

00:10:41.660 from my little sister yeah yeah oh for sure it was very open because it was okay to say because

00:10:46.940 your favorite bands were doing that shit yeah and then eventually like the industry caught on and

00:10:50.760 started making really really tight jeans yeah making crop tops for these guys crop tops for

00:10:54.260 these faggots uh so yeah i mean at this time you probably stole it from your sister and that's

00:10:58.300 probably why he was getting really upset i like how there's no explanation to it well think about

00:11:03.560 as a stepdad he just busted in and pushed me down the stairs every time i saw him imagine it's a

00:11:08.200 thing where it's like he's not your kid but then he had a daughter with your mom and now you're

00:11:12.200 stealing his daughter's clothes i wanted to do a thing what's the thing i wanted to do a thing for

00:11:17.180 He said he was a skater boy.

00:11:19.140 He said see you later, boy.

00:11:21.200 You tell me if you like this or not.

00:11:22.460 What is it?

00:11:22.820 What are you going to do?

00:11:23.540 We'll see if it even works.

00:11:25.360 Okay, go ahead.

00:11:27.800 So it was typical for my stepdad to beat me up because I was wearing his daughter's clothes.

00:11:32.180 And typically if I just gave him enough time and space, it would blow over.

00:11:36.600 Or if he got one good shot in, he'd be satisfied.

00:11:39.600 Damn, that's crazy.

00:11:40.760 But this day wasn't typical.

00:11:43.220 As I'm walking down the street on the sidewalk, I hear a vehicle coming.

00:11:46.220 It gets closer, louder, and starts to sound ominous

00:11:50.100 I look and jump at the same time

00:11:52.980 It was my stepdad in his truck

00:11:54.980 And he was trying to kill me

00:11:56.500 Whoa, this dude had it out for you

00:11:58.760 This is nuts, dude

00:11:59.540 Well, what were you wearing?

00:12:00.700 Ah, your sister's closed

00:12:01.980 This is the problem

00:12:02.920 Honestly, I don't know if I wouldn't be as upset

00:12:05.380 So I got off the road

00:12:08.000 And ran into a patch of woods that were behind my house

00:12:10.560 Me and some of my friends had built a teepee hideout

00:12:13.460 In these woods

00:12:14.400 and we had scissors stashed there the fuck i grabbed them and exited the other side of the

00:12:20.700 woods onto the next block over when i came out onto the street my stepdad was already there in

00:12:26.500 his truck waiting for me he got out and we did the ring around the rosy thing around the truck a

00:12:32.000 couple of times he wouldn't let up this was different the rage was different this time

00:12:36.860 he even looked different his skin was pale his eyes were so dark the eyes stood out so much

00:12:43.480 because he normally had very light crystal clear blue eyes or crystal blue eyes i just added the

00:12:48.740 word clear because that's instinctively what comes after that word crystal later on in life

00:12:52.800 we learned that my stepdad had a disease that was deteriorating his brain it was called

00:12:58.040 huntington's disease damn that's crazy what do you want matt what do you want no it's not supposed

00:13:04.120 to be our show all right you just never show up yeah well we have a show to do and we were supposed

00:13:09.720 to wait for you to do the what why would you put that terrible one on i like this one i hate it

00:13:14.060 look at it so there we go that's nice it's better don't look matt get back to the pour in the coffee

00:13:18.760 thing no but we showed the curtain off people really like the curtain oh we're doing a red

00:13:26.600 ominous background now what do you think no nobody's asking why aren't you on nobody nobody

00:13:32.260 cares that you're not honestly the red does look good with all the signage yeah red or orange uh

00:13:37.340 or yellow this thing wants to be like that but whatever no the red was good it was ominous for

00:13:43.560 the for the feel of the okay okay okay let's get back i'm very sorry he's had huntington's disease

00:13:50.440 he was becoming retarded i finally decided to make a move i slashed him with the scissors and

00:13:55.220 bolted past him i ran as fast as i could cutting through yards to dodge his truck until i made it

00:14:00.320 to my girlfriend's house i hid in her backyard for hours maybe five or six hours damn but everybody

00:14:06.000 knew that that's where i'd end up so they waited for me there what do you mean everybody everybody

00:14:11.420 everybody everybody living now this guy and all the demons in his head him and legion yeah i

00:14:16.720 eventually blew my own cover trying to get my girlfriend's attention and my stepdad still wanted

00:14:22.020 to fight after all this time he had to cool down maybe six or seven hours now just pumping with

00:14:27.140 rage we boxed it out for a few minutes i didn't have much of a chance because i was wearing girls

00:14:31.380 clothes and i didn't black out for it okay so he made him bleed his own blood and didn't black out

00:14:40.780 for it that's a good sign yeah you're about your faculties you boxed up your stepdad you know what

00:14:45.820 though in women's clothes that's a big deal that's a crazy if you could fight naked or in women's

00:14:49.800 clothes well imagine getting your ass kicked by your teenage stepson in women's clothes

00:14:54.420 not ass kicked but making him you know bleed your own blood i uh i have that thing where i can't

00:15:00.560 stand when people say i like when i fight i black out yeah yeah that's my guy you know black

00:15:06.360 out i'm brutally aware of every ass beating i ever took actually um the ones that i dealt out

00:15:11.400 and the ones that i gave or the ones that i received i remember all of them very clearly

00:15:15.740 um no blacking out it's just about people who are like they're like fight with all my emotions

00:15:20.360 that's not a good thing no it's then you just start fucking you you're out of control yeah

00:15:24.460 like a bitch um i like the music is everybody hearing that i would hope so sparrow

00:15:29.580 sparrow bear i hear it i blacked out twice beating somebody's ass don't lie to me panda

00:15:35.900 why are these girls lying yeah well it's a very girl thing it's a girl thing to do men don't lie

00:15:41.900 but women lying constantly baby lying all right let's continue the story so i guess it's the end

00:15:47.520 of it huh well he says i remember that day well my real dad was the one who eventually broke it up

00:15:52.620 damn real dad for the w real dad broke it up and didn't beat the shit out this guy but also didn't

00:15:57.140 raised you uh and i went to live with him for several months after this happened what the hell

00:16:01.220 oh i guess because it was about like the demonic nature of step daddy yeah okay i mean these are

00:16:06.200 fine stories matt likes these stories look brenna also says i blacked out what are the girls the

00:16:11.720 girls are blacking out huh yeah well atma did you black out this is how we can tell oh yeah we'll

00:16:16.340 know if atma is a girl or a guy based off of whether or not they blacked out they them they

00:16:20.640 them yeah girls be blacking out they do stupid stuff i guess black people black out well that's

00:16:26.220 that's just a state a constant state of crazy hospital drugs after i moved in with my dad i

00:16:30.620 started smoking weed and drinking i don't think that was his fault probably was you guys like

00:16:34.560 don't use that hideous overexposed shot it's a nice shot this is our fifth camera ah i know

00:16:43.040 i know it's so bad we don't have to there you go look at that nice and warm the vanilla cam

00:16:48.520 panda fly says oh my mama all right nigga chill uh after i moved in my dad i started smoking weed

00:16:55.640 and drinking i don't think it was his fault but it just worked out that way he didn't facilitate

00:17:00.040 the smoking right away okay this sounds a lot like a it's his fault then do you like this vibe i do

00:17:04.640 like the purple it also looks good yeah i mean yeah a lot of different vibes look good yeah i

00:17:10.400 guess nds is really just blue right i think nds is really just about looking super good because

00:17:14.700 we put in all this work in this beautiful set and everything that we do looks super good except for

00:17:18.020 when you change it to that bad camera yeah all right well let's how about this one oh that looks

00:17:22.940 super good i will put it back on red because it's ominous let's go i blacked out on triple c's that

00:17:27.060 yeah well that makes yeah that makes sense um so he didn't facilitate the smoking right away

00:17:33.820 but he did facilitate the drinking so this is totally anyway he had a pretty bad drinking

00:17:38.700 problem for a while too but he was never violent i never saw it anyway he was always fun to be

00:17:43.740 around he taught me to play quarters he took me to concerts he taught me how to play guitar

00:17:47.580 he was a video game nerd he liked to nerd out well i'd like to black out talking about my

00:17:52.720 philosophy or talking about philosophy or stars or time travel okay cool cool when i moved back

00:17:58.220 with my mom and stepdad it was the beginning of seventh grade september 2001 the towers had fallen

00:18:04.320 al-qaeda was to blame we invaded the middle east no that doesn't i was still in home uh homeroom

00:18:11.160 in the morning at school when the towers got hit oh fuck okay yeah yeah i remember that i remember

00:18:15.600 we were watching on the tv in the classroom and we had a fire alarm that's interesting then after

00:18:20.880 everyone was outside we got dismissed from school it was a weird day yeah that's uh kind of similar

00:18:26.140 to how it went down for me too i wonder is he in new york because like yeah i feel like this

00:18:31.300 happened all around the world i was like why are you guys panicking for like i understand a new

00:18:34.600 i we saw the towers we saw the papers flying across so i was like yeah why we're going home

00:18:39.320 you can see the smoke from from where i was in carteret because carteret that area that woodbridge

00:18:43.700 area is only like you go 15 minutes and you're in new york yeah you just got to go over that

00:18:48.020 hellish bridge and pay that hellish toll and go through the hellish traffic um but we're right

00:18:52.460 there and then you can see like just very clearly because there was nothing blocking the view yeah

00:18:58.100 um it was a straight shot to the city no trees nothing in the way uh from the bridge that we

00:19:03.280 were crossing over going back home that day and you could see the smoke and all that shit and

00:19:07.160 there's a guy that'll show up in the youtube comments anytime we talk about 9-11 he's gonna

00:19:11.280 be like top tell me everything about the guy that you knew that died oh yeah shout out to him shout

00:19:16.660 out to that guy yeah i'm not going to tell you anything about him anyway so keep reading um

00:19:20.920 so it was a weird day around this time in my life i discovered sigil magic

00:19:25.140 enchanting and cursing items i had a book called the necronomicon oh yeah by the mad arab

00:19:30.420 i only ever used it for money and girls bitches and cashola i get it dude and i think it worked

00:19:36.100 my puberty was really starting to flare so the girls took up most of my life it became so unhealthy

00:19:41.240 at some point in eighth grade i had a mental breakdown i took like 40 aspirin that's a lot

00:19:46.100 of aspirin drank peroxide and cut my wrists out well that's retarded because the peroxide is going

00:19:50.120 to make you vomit yeah yeah so i use that on my dog a couple of times yeah i remember when he ate

00:19:55.640 chocolate you were like drink this peroxide and then he was like yeah he ate a period uh i'm sorry

00:20:01.640 what's that called uh menstrual blood he ate a whole pad a menstrual pad and i'm like he's not

00:20:06.860 gonna be able to digest that yeah gotta throw it up yeah disgusting all right i get why he ate it

00:20:12.500 That would be tasty.

00:20:14.260 For a dog.

00:20:15.200 Yeah, I mean, if you're a dog, yeah.

00:20:16.260 I mean, they like blood.

00:20:19.560 And I cut my wrist up, but I only did it sideways because I'm a bitch.

00:20:23.280 And we said, yeah.

00:20:24.160 I mean, that's just how that goes.

00:20:25.400 I knew a million kids like that.

00:20:26.500 They would wear fucking Invader Zim wristbands.

00:20:30.040 Yes.

00:20:30.500 Yeah, remember?

00:20:31.100 You guys fucking know.

00:20:31.800 A couple of you assholes are listening to this show right now.

00:20:33.960 It's a little Invader Zim wristbands, you bitches.

00:20:35.760 Shout out Hicks.

00:20:36.620 Shout out Hicks.

00:20:38.280 We know you have Invader Zim wristbands.

00:20:40.120 That was always the shit, man.

00:20:41.340 and then they would always like it would it would move and then you'd see it in school

00:20:44.120 and then you'd be like what's that about they'd be like oh no no and then they'd adjust their

00:20:48.280 little invader zim wristband so you couldn't see that they were slashing and gashing invader zim

00:20:51.960 is probably another really occultic show that we don't uh address that much it's also a bit of a

00:20:57.620 red flag like you if you were an invader zim kid i saw the show i thought it was funny like it

00:21:03.140 wasn't a bad show but that's a there's a difference between being that you know an invader zim kid

00:21:07.900 making it your personality that's exactly and these kids had invader zim everything and ger

00:21:13.120 and they would say ger ger was like the little dog character that was invader zim's retarded

00:21:17.840 partner yeah and um and they say yeah they would say oh this is it nick icarus says invader zim

00:21:23.880 was a surefire way to tell if you were dealing with a quirk chungus right to quote the young

00:21:28.420 folk yeah a hundred percent yeah i'm glad they have a name for this this type yeah before we

00:21:33.700 couldn't really define it yeah they were uh zim chicks they were nerds who were uh cutting at a

00:21:43.100 time where cutting was hyper popular and it was popularized by musical genres and and you know

00:21:50.100 just it was bizarre it's a weird show too like the aesthetics the way they moved it really embodied

00:21:55.940 like the quirk chungus but there was something darker to it there was something darker it was

00:21:59.840 like this demonic over overlay because it was like invader zim was synonymous with goth yeah

00:22:06.140 in some way like it was goth light it was goth and the entry point to it was a children's cartoon

00:22:12.200 are we saying that a children's cartoon about aliens was demonic oh yeah you're retarded touche

00:22:17.740 um so i passed out and woke up in the hospital i don't know everything that happened to me i don't

00:22:23.180 know if i flatline i know i got stitches and i got my stomach pumped and they said it was filled

00:22:28.620 with peroxide uh a lot of aspirin and a shocking amount of cum damn that's weird how'd that get him

00:22:36.300 he didn't say that um he got stitches he got his stomach pumped and i was sent to some sort of

00:22:42.720 hospital for kids this part of my life gets blurry well we don't talk about that don't use

00:22:47.260 that fucking word on the show yeah what do you mean blurry what do you mean hard to see this

00:22:52.560 part of my life gets hard to see hey there's other words for that yeah don't fucking fuzzy

00:22:57.080 fuzzy obscure don't fucking say the b-word they were drugging me with seroquil and probably other

00:23:07.320 mystery drugs too they would come in my room at like 3 a.m take my vitals in my stomach and come

00:23:13.600 in my stomach and they would give me shots my roommate was a black kid who was all burnt up

00:23:19.140 nope nope he was just black that's just how they make them that's just what they look like don't

00:23:23.140 fucking kids are always kids curtains are working this dude's confused oh and hear the jewish party

00:23:27.600 i can't hear the jewish party at all dude fj fool says uh there was a tv show inside invader sims

00:23:32.700 called mysterious mysteries and strange mysteries about paranormal investigation that's fascinating

00:23:36.860 that whole show thank you is crazy i'm gonna re-watch i'm gonna re-watch some of it oh my

00:23:42.480 god dude panda fly just nailed it invader sim hoodies with cookie monster pajama pants

00:23:46.500 every stinky girl's wardrobe i was gonna say high school yeah the smell of those pajama pants it's

00:23:54.260 you know what it was it was girls who weren't taught hygiene by their parents and there was

00:23:57.660 all kinds of uh coochie smells it's a weird one when girls smell right like i mean i do this a

00:24:03.160 lot i look at some girls and i go yeah probably stinks and people get mad about it but i'm like

00:24:08.380 nah like i don't know all right so think like the girls like to wear like the tight uh yoga pants

00:24:13.420 but i just always think about like the smell yeah you know what it is you probably smell

00:24:17.400 those those type of uh that moisture wicking clothing yeah is not good it's actually very

00:24:22.800 bad for smells because i went through a period where i was wearing them uh like compression

00:24:28.540 pants underneath my yoga pants yeah under my shorts uh for mma he doesn't stop surprising me

00:24:34.920 full of surprises and uh what that stuff you ever see that it's like you wear the compression pants

00:24:39.520 like the like a nogi type of outfit right underneath your uh your shorts people that

00:24:44.780 wear like the nogi thing and they're just dick print through it that's a crazy move i don't like

00:24:48.800 that but um that stuff what it does is it it does draw sweat away but then it thins it out over all

00:24:56.180 throughout it and it's like what happens is when you do that the more surface area you increase

00:25:01.460 on sweat the more smell vapors come off of it you've increased it if it's just in a drop you

00:25:07.580 got this one little pillar of smell vapors that can come off it if you spread that shit out you

00:25:11.780 now have a whole surface area filled with smell vapors which is why nobody can figure out why

00:25:16.400 every mma class smells like dick balls and butthole it's crazy guys guys i hope you guys are

00:25:22.380 writing this shit down this is real facts this is science this is real facts dude so um i think

00:25:27.740 that's what's happening when you have girls wearing yoga pants and they and you catch a

00:25:30.700 whiff and you go oh no you guys like the four shot force it's a bit chaotic but where's the

00:25:34.940 four skin shot yeah right here one four that's me that's you that's me that's you this is nice

00:25:39.580 if you guys are just listening to this thanks for listening thanks for listening but you're

00:25:43.500 missing on a you're missing out on a a visual uh feast yeah man but you guys got sound effects

00:25:49.100 so um okay uh they gave me other drugs and i'm still doing this they would come in my room at

00:25:57.940 like 3 a.m take my vitals give me shots my roommate was a black kid who was all burnt up and we called

00:26:01.860 him slim jim that's a banger there was a mexican girl who was sleep screaming her sleep every night

00:26:07.280 sometimes she would sleepwalk through the halls while screaming that's unsettling girls shouldn't

00:26:11.260 be allowed to smell right i guess even la llorona was a child at one point right yeah um i was in

00:26:17.860 this hospital for quite a while i had to finish eighth grade there and most of the summer was

00:26:21.740 over before going into high school ironically nothing really eventful ever happened during

00:26:26.540 that time if anything it pulled me further away from the woo woo maybe it was the drugs or all

00:26:32.200 the real life physical trauma taking up my attention either way by the time i hit high school

00:26:36.580 the all new uh all the new age stuff was played out for me well what happened look uh keep going

00:26:43.800 it lost its appeal instead i turned to something of substance real drugs i had prescriptions for

00:26:49.480 serequil ambien and zoloft at like 14 to 15 years old that's what happened yeah it's like

00:26:54.100 all the woo stuff takes uh takes backseat to the hard drugs well it's like um why would you bother

00:27:00.360 delving in theory when you could just go to these realms well i mean seroquel might actually put you

00:27:06.360 in a state where you could visit these realms or you could just like zombie out yeah and not worry

00:27:11.220 about any of it the dangerous place to be i know somebody that's on a lot of these drugs and they're

00:27:15.620 just they just can't care they can't seem to care this guy next story this is good so he goes

00:27:21.060 Exclamation point.

00:27:21.900 You want me to read this one?

00:27:22.640 Yeah, yeah, read this one, yeah.

00:27:23.520 Okay.

00:27:24.460 Dead hands.

00:27:25.640 Shit.

00:27:26.320 You ready to stutter through this shit?

00:27:27.560 Yeah.

00:27:30.300 Don't do that, dude.

00:27:31.240 What was that?

00:27:31.440 You don't like that, right?

00:27:32.200 That was nasty.

00:27:33.000 Well, that sounded like there was some liquid back in that.

00:27:35.340 Well, I've been drinking.

00:27:36.700 Yeah, you have.

00:27:37.260 He's been drinking.

00:27:38.960 One time, I thought I was smoking regular weed.

00:27:42.260 But I was really smoking salvia.

00:27:44.600 Yep.

00:27:44.960 What does that mean?

00:27:45.960 Boardyock?

00:27:46.720 Boardwalk.

00:27:47.380 Oh, boardwalk weed.

00:27:48.540 Yeah, they used to sell it in the boardwalks in New Jersey.

00:27:50.620 So you could go to any of the head shops in New Jersey and just buy a black tablet of salvia.

00:27:55.320 Oh, yeah, it was mixed with wet PCP.

00:27:58.440 Whoa, what the fuck?

00:27:59.820 I didn't know you get wet, Greg.

00:28:01.060 I didn't know you get wet, playboy.

00:28:02.360 I smelled it halfway through my rip and stopped to ask what it was.

00:28:06.260 We were in a shed.

00:28:07.860 So I thought the bowl could have fell in gasoline or something.

00:28:10.300 Damn, that's what it smelled like?

00:28:11.560 Gasoline?

00:28:12.000 That's crazy.

00:28:12.900 I wanted to say, yo, why does this thing smell like gas?

00:28:15.060 But all I could do is repeat, yo, yo, yo.

00:28:18.400 He got caught in the loop.

00:28:19.560 Yeah, baby.

00:28:20.620 Everything started melting and twisting

00:28:22.980 So I sat down and I tried to rub my eyes

00:28:25.080 I remember whenever I

00:28:26.940 Closed my eyes

00:28:28.280 I saw this vision of a creature

00:28:29.980 It looked like the Pokemon

00:28:31.920 Genghis Khan

00:28:33.240 That seems like one of your favorite

00:28:36.820 Cards right?

00:28:38.080 It's actually one that if I'm not mistaken

00:28:40.600 I'm missing right now

00:28:41.640 You're missing a Genghis Khan?

00:28:43.180 Matt get out of here

00:28:46.080 Go on and get

00:28:47.700 Go on and get

00:28:49.720 Stop it. You gotta go. You gotta go, man.

00:28:52.120 We're doing a show. Oh, hey, Jess.

00:28:54.840 How you doing? Good to see you.

00:28:56.400 Hi, Jess. I'm sorry for yelling at me, but Matt,

00:28:58.580 you gotta leave. Hope you're doing good.

00:29:01.900 Unbelievable.

00:29:02.540 This is Kangaskhan. Yeah, Kangaskhan's, uh,

00:29:04.700 dude, show the OG card.

00:29:06.440 Oh, that doesn't matter. That's not pertinent to the story.

00:29:08.000 Look at this bullshit new card. Yeah.

00:29:09.880 Oh, there it is. There it is. It's beautiful.

00:29:11.760 Oh, what a beautiful card. What a beautiful card.

00:29:14.960 It's a great card.

00:29:15.780 Look how small it is.

00:29:17.340 Why do they gotta do that? Control plus plus plus.

00:29:19.020 is that how you do it yeah where's the plus button it's up at the top oh yeah top right

00:29:23.600 oh wow that's a great looking card yeah the artwork on the og cards was such a such a banger

00:29:30.400 so it's like a kangaroo armadillo almost thing but it's named after gangas gone yeah creative

00:29:36.100 yeah it is it is kanga scone i mean honestly whoever thought of that one there must have

00:29:41.760 been a big clap after that like i got it it's a kangaroo but it's gangas con how many names

00:29:47.040 How many people did they throw out the window before they got to Genghis Khan?

00:29:49.840 Oh, yeah.

00:29:50.180 You know, the meme?

00:29:50.780 And then they celebrated.

00:29:51.960 All right.

00:29:52.260 So it looked like the Pokemon Genghis Khan.

00:29:54.560 That's kind of cool.

00:29:55.280 Yeah.

00:29:55.620 Whenever I closed my eyes, I saw a vision of a creature.

00:29:57.440 Okay.

00:29:58.360 So now that I'm starting to freak out, I go outside for fresh air.

00:30:01.880 It was nighttime, but the moonlight was bright.

00:30:04.100 One of my friends followed me out, and when I looked at him, I saw a bunch of black hands all over his body.

00:30:10.660 Oh, shit.

00:30:11.400 My salvia high was starting to go away, and I watched the hands on his chest morph into the shadows of leaves.

00:30:16.680 Oh, that's interesting.

00:30:19.100 Very cool.

00:30:19.840 Yeah, it is kind of cool.

00:30:21.120 Super weird.

00:30:21.620 Salvia is a hell of a drug.

00:30:23.280 Exclamation point.

00:30:24.560 The army.

00:30:25.500 Oh, shit.

00:30:26.200 I accidentally moved.

00:30:27.200 So what is the exclamation points about it?

00:30:28.600 Are these like...

00:30:29.720 I don't know.

00:30:30.860 He's just...

00:30:31.280 I think he's trying to tell us...

00:30:33.020 Oh, that's just how he did it.

00:30:34.620 Yeah, like all of them start with it.

00:30:36.020 That's good.

00:30:36.360 So we can kind of...

00:30:37.320 It's a trick.

00:30:38.320 He fools us into thinking like army.

00:30:40.560 Army?

00:30:41.440 Oh, wow.

00:30:41.880 I can't believe it.

00:30:42.500 We still got fucking...

00:30:43.600 How many pages?

00:30:44.440 Five.

00:30:44.720 Oh, no.

00:30:45.460 We got five more pages.

00:30:46.340 let's fucking or yeah let's let's get into this i'll read it i'll read this one by time by the

00:30:52.200 time 11th grade came around i was a complete pothead bum i spent all my time outside being

00:30:58.120 active just not productive all the new age practices were behind me it's not that i thought

00:31:02.980 that they were bad or dangerous i just felt like drugs had better results amen amen i mean whatever

00:31:08.400 i mean yeah it's it's effective i stopped having dreams completely which is kind of weird

00:31:13.500 because I've known people to get even more vivid and wild dreams from drug use.

00:31:17.780 Eventually, I decided to stop showing up to school altogether.

00:31:20.940 Yep.

00:31:21.480 My mom stopped supporting me.

00:31:23.080 I had to get a job at the gas station, but it wasn't enough to survive.

00:31:26.820 So one day, a buddy of mine came up with this brilliant idea that we join the army together.

00:31:32.000 This is just his memoir that we're reading.

00:31:33.960 Yeah, this is his whole fucking life, which, you know, hey, whatever, whatever you think this show is for.

00:31:38.740 Your whole fucking life, that's fine, too.

00:31:40.500 But that was very similar.

00:31:41.480 I think 11th grade is-

00:31:42.400 Oh, it's 30 minutes. Are they out?

00:31:42.980 oh the poor people disgusting poor people listen up and listen well if you want to continue

00:31:47.220 watching this patreon.com forward slash nephilim death squad otherwise the smell is unbearable

00:31:52.400 and we will not endure it anymore uh so we are officially kicking out the filthy pores the

00:31:59.180 filthy unwashed masses you gotta go i feel icky get out when i know that you're watching now

00:32:07.240 it's a disgusting feeling get out now i need a bath a shower a shower because i can't bear to

00:32:14.380 sit in the water knowing that it is you that i have washed off and it is you that swirls around

00:32:20.440 me oh hey patreon.com forward slash nephilim death squad go get baptized in the the waters

00:32:26.180 yeah of nephilim death squad that's right and join us let's go yeah disgusting disgusting you

00:32:32.620 guys are gross don't like you i hate you the most poor people poor people y'all are bad okay here we

00:32:40.820 go we're good they're out all right that was never stop that's what that feeling was i feel like i

00:32:45.980 just washed my hands yeah it's that feeling of like when you see the dirt go down the drain and

00:32:51.340 you're like yeah a nice clean feeling no matter what you know i've replaced something in my shower

00:32:56.400 yeah in my uh like a pump or something yeah in my bathhouse i have a bathhouse or a waterhouse

00:33:03.080 watershed the thing that has your water tank in real slimy now oh you know what i mean really

00:33:07.500 yeah it's like over conditioned so it's not you got like a soft thing right i guess so but i

00:33:12.720 have soft water do you do um like the salts you have to pour the salt i gotta put the salt in

00:33:17.060 there is that what that is a salt i don't like that um dude i can't tell if i'm like slimy it's

00:33:22.360 I mean, it's supposed to be good for you.

00:33:23.740 I feel like in my natural state as a Puerto Rican, but my wife.

00:33:27.340 My wife.

00:33:28.800 Wait, oh, sorry.

00:33:29.780 My wife.

00:33:30.560 She's not happy about it.

00:33:31.580 Yeah.

00:33:31.920 Well, I actually like the terrible public.

00:33:35.780 Slime water.

00:33:36.580 No, the terrible public, like, chlorinated treated water because it, like, shreds the soap off your body.

00:33:44.400 Oh, yes, yes.

00:33:45.180 And that kind of water that you're talking about, it takes a long time to get the soap film off you.

00:33:49.160 And then when it's off, I can't tell.

00:33:50.600 Maybe Chuck said yes, Chuck could probably help me

00:33:53.060 Chuck, help

00:33:53.740 Chuck, help, please

00:33:54.780 Chuck, come on, man

00:33:55.640 Chuck, I'm overly slimy

00:33:57.380 You fucking island-dwelling boomer

00:33:59.020 No

00:33:59.540 I love Chuck

00:34:00.500 I know

00:34:01.060 We like you, Chuck

00:34:02.780 Is Guam an island?

00:34:05.660 Probably

00:34:06.020 Okay

00:34:06.400 Eventually, I decided to stop showing up

00:34:09.560 Stop coming in here

00:34:10.240 Don't come in here anymore

00:34:11.120 To school all together

00:34:11.560 Oh, my God

00:34:12.360 My mom stopped supporting me

00:34:14.820 I had to get a job at a gallery

00:34:16.060 So here we go

00:34:16.660 This is my story, too

00:34:17.480 They joined the army

00:34:21.020 Don't touch that.

00:34:21.540 What are you looking for?

00:34:22.040 Stop touching stuff, Matt.

00:34:23.620 Get out of here.

00:34:24.520 He's looking for his tampons.

00:34:26.460 You got it.

00:34:27.180 The old tampons.

00:34:28.920 We used to sleep outside in the woods.

00:34:30.700 The old cooter clotters.

00:34:31.740 And play manhunt for fun.

00:34:34.560 So we figured the army would be fun, too.

00:34:37.260 They were desperate for recruits at the time.

00:34:39.320 No, this is not in old English.

00:34:40.740 Is this post-9-11?

00:34:42.740 So they're just like, we've got to go kill these browns and secure this opium and get these people addicted.

00:34:47.480 So his medical condition and criminal history was no problem.

00:34:49.900 Like, come over here and die for Israel, kid.

00:34:51.860 Yep.

00:34:52.480 Originally, we were going to join the Marines.

00:34:54.420 I wanted to be an MP military police, but the recruiter said, no problem, sign here.

00:34:58.980 I was only 17, so my mom had to sign for me, and luckily, she read the paperwork.

00:35:04.040 This recruiter was trying to play me and send me directly to the Middle East.

00:35:08.060 Damn.

00:35:08.960 He had me sign up for infantry.

00:35:11.260 Is that, like, made of babies?

00:35:12.360 That means you go.

00:35:16.120 This is where we sacrifice the babies to ball in the Middle East.

00:35:19.820 Yeah, this is like the front line.

00:35:22.080 So he confronted him, and I found out that there was an age requirement for MP.

00:35:25.960 So I went to the army recruiter next door and signed up to be a mechanic.

00:35:30.620 Okay.

00:35:31.220 They paid for my GED, and I was on my way.

00:35:34.620 Because I was joining with a buddy, there was supposed to be a special incentive, a cash bonus.

00:35:39.540 Bonus.

00:35:40.280 Bonus.

00:35:41.660 I got a bonus.

00:35:43.420 A higher entry rank, and we would be stationed together after boot camp.

00:35:47.020 That's nice.

00:35:47.600 None of that shit happened.

00:35:50.500 After we shipped off, I didn't see him for four years.

00:35:53.080 All right.

00:35:53.960 After all the basic training, I was sent to Alaska.

00:35:56.520 Beautiful place.

00:35:57.400 Okay.

00:35:57.960 Landed at 3 a.m.

00:35:59.720 Hmm.

00:36:00.200 That's a spooky time.

00:36:01.340 Spooky time.

00:36:01.920 On July 4, 2006, it was broad daylight at the time.

00:36:05.340 Oh, yeah.

00:36:05.980 They've got, like, their 12-hour cycle.

00:36:08.580 No, they have a six months of darkness, six months of light type of deal.

00:36:11.800 Yeah, our boy.

00:36:12.600 Do you know Layton?

00:36:14.960 No, but I know Kate, anti-speciesist, and she's out there.

00:36:18.200 She crushes.

00:36:19.060 She's out there.

00:36:19.540 yeah man this place sucks yeah it's probably really nice but it's cool people out there though

00:36:23.680 yeah hard people hard these people are erect latin's latin's kind of fat they got a bonus

00:36:30.040 what is it a bonus uh i started again bonus is that gonna be a new thing bonus episode bonus

00:36:36.660 episode is great i'm surprised toad oh he kind of did right he has a bonus yeah bonus episode is

00:36:42.480 what he did yeah i'm stealing from toad all right i wasn't doing any drugs i was just absorbed with

00:36:47.560 drinking and woman woman women or woman where is it i can't even see it where does it say that

00:36:53.020 right here highlight that for me uh the military helped that's plural teach me responsibility and

00:36:57.760 perseverance but it also made me depend more on what i can do with my own hands it pushed

00:37:02.180 spiritual things further out of my mind until i had another experience and at this point besides

00:37:07.200 stripping on drugs i hadn't had any supernatural experiences since the hospital it had been five

00:37:12.400 years of silence okay this is just a crazy score oh this is you could read the next one but it's

00:37:17.080 going it this one i feel like i feel like it's about to get there okay alaska alien it was the

00:37:21.860 we might have to cut it short because this guy is like i know dude well we might have to come back

00:37:25.940 to him and visit somebody else because we're only on maybe after alaska alien we'll give somebody

00:37:29.500 else a go guys if you write in we can't dedicate full episodes we only do this once a month yeah

00:37:33.820 so stop being a bitch about it yeah make him short man or alaska alien this is cool it was in

00:37:40.780 the winter of 2006 i was 18 years old enlisted in the army i was stationed near fairbanks alaska

00:37:45.640 the barracks we stayed in near the perimeter of the base uh we used to sneak around and out through

00:37:51.200 a patch of woods behind the barracks so one day we were making the journey off base it was me and

00:37:56.680 two other guys i was in the center the other guys were my i was in the center and the guy to my left

00:38:04.200 there was a guy to my left and a guy to my right we were spread apart sorry there's just so many

00:38:09.960 like opportunities for jokes i was in the center there's a guy on one side we're just never gonna

00:38:14.420 get to it was spread apart like i'm trying not to um how would you feel about me putting this

00:38:19.900 through chat gpt and say give me the spooky parts give me the spooky parts no i mean if you take all

00:38:24.420 this time to write i want to fucking do this that's true we were spread apart at a pretty

00:38:28.400 good distance too maybe 30 yards this way if somebody got caught we didn't all get caught

00:38:33.080 there weren't many uh really any clean trails and the brush did get thick at times about halfway

00:38:39.460 through the woods i start hearing or rather feeling in my eardrums that's fascinating a high

00:38:44.760 pitched ring or buzz kind of like a dog whistle i was it was a steady ongoing note no breaks no

00:38:52.980 patterns just a steady buzzing that i could feel vibrating in my head i let it go for a while before

00:38:59.160 saying anything to the guys with me but when i did ask them they said they couldn't hear anything

00:39:03.840 okay so you're just fucking losing your shit by your solo that's cool when the sound finally did

00:39:08.460 stop we were close to the highway at the end of the woods i was able to see beams of headlights

00:39:13.280 panning through the trees and lighting up the area before i stepped out something told me to

00:39:18.140 look back not an audible voice but i was just compelled never look back back the first thing

00:39:24.920 i noticed were two huge shining eyes on a white or gray face it was pretty high up so i assumed

00:39:31.360 it was an owl in a tree but as i was straining to look through the darkness a car drove by and lit

00:39:36.940 up the area it all happened in less than three seconds it wasn't until the car had passed and

00:39:42.580 it was dark again that my brain registered what i'd saw standing behind some trees less than 30

00:39:48.820 yards away i saw a stereotypical gray alien in alaska too nonetheless right i mean that's that's

00:39:54.440 par for the course but it was huge easily 10 feet tall probably closer to 12 and it was naked

00:40:02.860 It had very pale skin

00:40:05.320 And it was super thin

00:40:06.940 And it had an unusually long penis

00:40:09.820 No, it's a

00:40:10.360 Unusually long

00:40:13.020 It had unusually long arms and legs

00:40:16.720 Whoa, wait, so he's looking at this thing, huh?

00:40:18.780 Yeah, he had a gander

00:40:20.220 Damn

00:40:21.160 When the area went dark again

00:40:23.260 And my eyes had to adjust

00:40:25.400 It appeared to just vanish

00:40:27.520 I was still standing

00:40:29.940 Or staring in the same direction

00:40:31.480 But it was just gone

00:40:33.320 I've seen a lot of fangs in my life, but this is the only time I've ever seen anything alien related.

00:40:38.740 I do believe that whatever was haunting me as a child, it was the same few entities.

00:40:45.000 I've always wondered if this alien could have been more connected to previous experiences.

00:40:51.340 This encounter in Alaska was the last paranormal experience I had, besides seeing weird things in the sky.

00:40:57.280 and about eight years later in 2014 i surrendered my life to jesus christ but we'll get there

00:41:04.180 damn that's a good one i like that well if this is his last paranormal experience i guess the

00:41:09.140 story ends here fucking no more point to reading your shit you donkey you damn donkey and also

00:41:15.020 if you think that these alien things are connected with other things in your life before like

00:41:19.020 retard when your dad was trying would they be perhaps perhaps yeah you can hear i don't know

00:41:25.540 if the audience can hear but these motherfuckers are strumming hard they strumming they strumming

00:41:28.960 i mean god i can't hear it i think this is doing a good job but i i like that i told her i said i

00:41:33.960 think it's going to add ambiance to our oh yeah what we're doing here a little jew music a little

00:41:39.720 spooky story yeah i'll allow it all right let's let's depart from this for a moment okay and we're

00:41:45.120 gonna go i sent you i sent you the email if you want to read read this email so you can click on

00:41:50.040 that link where did you send it oh it's on twitter okay yeah so you can click that it'll bring you to

00:41:53.640 the email for email uh david k oh david k david k david k there we go play one you got it you pull

00:42:02.100 it up it won't load it won't load the conversation you requested could not be loaded okay i'll just

00:42:06.820 copy and paste it and we'll make a little google document thing for it a little a little i'll check

00:42:11.620 in with the chat in the meantime a naked white guy says brandon yes i paid to chat with y'all

00:42:17.600 says hello with us we're too busy doing a show hello yeah we're reading man i'll tell you what

00:42:23.380 I feel bad for yelling at Matt

00:42:25.280 And then Jess was behind her

00:42:26.480 I couldn't see her behind his ears

00:42:29.360 He's been talking about my ears all day

00:42:33.180 Go out there and smash the guitar over his head

00:42:36.920 No

00:42:37.280 We like Lisa

00:42:39.060 Yeah she's great

00:42:40.580 They're doing Purim

00:42:41.660 How you guys doing chat?

00:42:43.840 Besides Holly who says not well

00:42:45.240 How you guys doing?

00:42:46.740 Not well huh?

00:42:47.880 Oh that's not good

00:42:49.040 Okay what happened here?

00:42:50.320 Let's copy this

00:42:51.220 And we're going to paste it

00:42:52.800 There we go

00:42:53.260 You take your time.

00:42:53.880 I want to look at how the chat's doing.

00:42:55.060 Guys, say something.

00:42:55.840 Tell me how you are.

00:42:57.540 Yeah.

00:42:58.220 Okay.

00:42:59.020 So we got David K. up in here.

00:43:00.940 Hold on.

00:43:01.320 We got to know how they are before we...

00:43:02.640 Is this going to be on...

00:43:03.720 This is on Google Drive.

00:43:04.920 Yeah, I'm sending it to you.

00:43:05.980 It's also on Twitter.

00:43:06.720 So go ahead and pull that up.

00:43:07.720 Oh, Twitter.

00:43:08.920 Twitter.

00:43:09.420 We got Twitter fingers.

00:43:10.240 All right.

00:43:10.660 Sancho is fantastic.

00:43:11.780 You're always fantastic, Sancho.

00:43:13.240 Yeah, they're doing it.

00:43:13.640 Fantastic looking.

00:43:15.340 Greetings.

00:43:16.260 Oh.

00:43:17.140 Wait, this is David K.

00:43:18.220 Okay.

00:43:19.280 Yeah, I'll read some of this, and I want you to read the rest, because I heard this is

00:43:22.700 My reading was just fine, Holly.

00:43:24.340 I thought I was on a roll today, except for the last, like, attempt, and I got a little, you know.

00:43:29.180 Greetings from the opposite corner of the United States.

00:43:31.500 I'm writing from Washington State where the Bigfoot roam.

00:43:35.020 Oh, the Bigfoot.

00:43:36.680 Is this going to be about Bigfoot?

00:43:37.780 This is interesting.

00:43:38.700 I'm going to read this paragraph, and then you can read the next.

00:43:40.640 I'm very excited.

00:43:41.480 We're going to get a Bigfoot story, right?

00:43:43.000 It's got to be what it is.

00:43:43.780 First off, I'd like to thank you for the years of entertainment and interesting conversations.

00:43:48.060 Wow.

00:43:48.980 You're welcome.

00:43:49.880 That's really nice.

00:43:51.020 That's really nice.

00:43:51.580 I listen to you guys pretty regularly, along with many of the guests you have on the show.

00:43:55.900 I got into this conspiracy research about 10 years ago, like many others, when I saw the media bias against Trump.

00:44:02.880 That was probably the beginning of my waking up process.

00:44:05.480 So that's 2016. Yeah. So that was when the media was big against Trump and Trump was first to get.

00:44:10.620 Yeah, OK. It's a big waking up moment. I grew up in a Christian town in a Christian home and I went to Bible school.

00:44:15.900 He went to cemetery school after graduating high school in 2010.

00:44:19.020 i studied history and economics in university after bible school 2010 wow would that make him

00:44:24.940 15 years ago okay so he's a little younger than yeah us maybe same same age uh i started to get

00:44:31.780 more into philosophy and spirituality in college and i kind of held my faith loosely even when i

00:44:37.360 was attending church groups for college age people that's interesting that higher learning

00:44:41.580 ended up doing that to detach you yeah well i think maybe not just higher learning but some

00:44:46.860 other things okay uh at some point after college i became an atheist because i was seeking so much

00:44:52.080 and i couldn't find anything that was really satisfying me spiritually okay i was hella deep

00:44:56.640 in new atheist youtube dawkins harris hitchens you know the crew yeah uh then i started working

00:45:03.420 and listening to tons of conspiracy podcasts you want to pick it up from here sure is it true it

00:45:08.900 is true i would say oh it is true i'm sorry you're right it is true that conspiracy leads to

00:45:13.940 spirituality and boy oh boy i was deep in the weeds of it all it took me quite a while but i

00:45:18.800 eventually came back to allowing the possibility of god i could easily dismiss i couldn't easily

00:45:24.700 dismiss all of the previous cultures on earth having stories of or myths of gods and angels

00:45:30.040 or titans interacting with people i was also unable to disarm the first mover argument which

00:45:36.160 is still pretty convincing to me this is the idea of like what precedes the big bang yeah okay i

00:45:40.580 I'm feeling bad for calling him David Kike.

00:45:43.120 No, this dude's over there.

00:45:44.200 He's crushing.

00:45:44.780 This is great.

00:45:45.840 Anyway, all of that to say I got back into thinking about Christianity

00:45:49.260 and wanted to see if it was actually true.

00:45:51.440 I was open to the idea that it was true,

00:45:53.120 and maybe I had been misunderstanding certain things in the Bible.

00:45:56.540 Fair.

00:45:57.380 So I've been listening to Christian shows more recently for the past year,

00:46:00.240 and you and Raven have been a new Christian as well.

00:46:06.040 This is true.

00:46:06.500 i felt like i was going through this process with you almost the same time raven okay cool that's

00:46:12.160 that's interesting that was kind of like what i had hoped hold on there's a big but here oh but

00:46:16.740 oh okay but i had grown up in a christian household and had fallen away but i was possibly

00:46:22.020 returning at the same time you were becoming a christian pretty cool that's very cool that is

00:46:25.460 very cool that's interesting it's on the road yeah you never know who's going through what when

00:46:29.560 you're doing this stuff oh no however okay after listening to you guys for hundreds of hours damn

00:46:35.980 hundreds of hours i'm trying so hard to hold on to you guys but god damn ah this is about the

00:46:43.220 burps isn't it yeah i think i have to stop listening to your show oh no he's not gonna

00:46:48.220 hear this well oh he might wait he's saying oh well hold on maybe let's see what he has to say

00:46:52.660 it's not because you're speaking too much truth and i can't handle it it's the ad and honestly

00:46:58.800 that's fair chumba casino uh patreon.com forward slash netflix squad sign up and get it you know

00:47:05.080 ad free yeah or suffer through the ads of the free product wait a second okay can we call matt in

00:47:11.560 here no oh please god no i don't wanna okay it's the ad god what else uh and it's matt

00:47:18.720 he had at least he had the decency to spell it with five t's yeah he knows he knows yeah it's

00:47:25.780 not it's the not knowing anything about the bible because you haven't read it raven damn

00:47:31.500 shots fired at raven how are you crush christian if you haven't read the torah i don't know i

00:47:36.820 thought to be christian was to accept the lord as your savior yeah uh well i don't know i don't

00:47:42.920 really know shit you should read the bible i probably should read the bible yeah the torah

00:47:46.000 yeah i will i get more value from uh straight bible but he hates matt yeah i don't know quick

00:47:52.080 way to stop being a christian is to read the whole bible interesting all right so you want me to stop

00:47:57.420 wait wait a second the quickest way to stop being a christian is to read the whole bible he wants

00:48:01.940 you to stop being a christian so he wants you to read more like the whole bible matt once said

00:48:07.640 these guys in the occult were drinking unicorn blood to get into heaven how dumb is that i feel

00:48:12.860 like we should call matt in here i would like to hear let's call him in here so that he could just

00:48:17.800 complain off microphone yeah i mean what you can get him i'll keep reading to the audience wait no

00:48:22.820 no no talk to the audience we're gonna okay fine i'm i'm taking it back i thought this was a nice

00:48:27.560 thing that was happening it seemed pretty cool i wonder what david k is going through bit of a

00:48:33.920 bummer however after listening to you guys for hundreds of hours i'm trying so hard to hold on

00:48:39.040 to you but god damn i think i have to stop listening to your show that's interesting

00:48:42.500 huh oh matt hey matt okay so no no no you don't get to talk you don't get to listen i just get

00:48:53.840 to look at your reaction no i'm not doing no come on it's gonna be cool no listen to this

00:48:58.820 okay so this guy starts off saying that he's listened to hundreds of hours of our show and

00:49:04.460 that my journey coming to christ is similar to his journey returning it's happening at the same time

00:49:10.660 very cool so he says no no we had to actually depart from him because we got we got to page

00:49:18.440 nine of 13 i don't want the whole episode to be about the homie with the 13 pages so

00:49:22.100 however k he goes david k says however after listening to you guys for hundreds of hours i

00:49:26.940 am trying so hard to hold on to you guys but god damn i think i have to stop listening to your

00:49:30.840 show it's not because you're speaking too much truth and i can't handle it it's the ads which

00:49:35.180 is fair that's fine there's a lot of ads a lot of ads it's matt with five t's um it's the not

00:49:44.300 knowing anything about the bible because you haven't read it raven which is also fair right

00:49:48.940 crazy i don't know he might hate us how are you christian if you haven't read the torah

00:49:53.580 the quickest way to stop being christian is to read the bible that which is a strange twist

00:49:59.660 to stop being a christian is to read the bible matt once said quote these guys in the occult

00:50:06.400 were drinking unicorn blood to get into heaven how dumb is that when did you say that

00:50:10.120 you know what though that's my new thing though i like it yeah i don't know and then he goes on

00:50:20.980 to say that is almost a perfect description of christianity matt i've never said that then he

00:50:26.840 says matt with five t's is actually retarded you guys and you guys know that stop taking advantage

00:50:32.440 of him i mean i could be honest i like the guy so far i'm not he kind of honeydicked us a little

00:50:41.080 because the first two or three paragraphs are all the first three paragraphs are glaze glaze glaze

00:50:45.420 glaze glaze glaze um which i was and it wasn't even glazing i thought it was very sincere and

00:50:50.560 interesting and then he was like you guys are faggots but hang out listen to this because uh

00:50:55.000 we haven't read all this and we just want you yeah we want you to catch the rest of it so

00:50:58.760 because he roasts the shit out of us matt is actually retarded and you guys know that

00:51:03.100 stop taking advantage of him you guys used to be cool and have guests that had different ideas

00:51:07.640 about spirituality they came from different paths paths you would now consider satanic or

00:51:12.920 pagan because it's not christianity by default right it would if it's not christianity would

00:51:17.180 be pagan yeah i mean that's just kind of also satanic that'll fall under pagan no he's gonna

00:51:22.840 figure it out i'm sure you'll hear this and he'll be like this is oh wait up we have to play our

00:51:26.620 music hey hello hello let's dance let's dance oh you're gonna leave now okay all right everything

00:51:33.080 that's not abrahamic is pagan now if you disagree with the guests it's about uh it's about if gay

00:51:38.480 people can be saved or not i can't read when matt's in the room i feel like that's what it maybe

00:51:42.000 it is he's cast a spell of stupidity upon you you and your guests are becoming more and more cringy

00:51:48.360 in christ cucked by the episode you had on laura baker shout out laura oh she's probably in the

00:51:53.940 chat wait wait laura baker who is obviously mentally unstable and deranged okay then i

00:51:59.500 yeah all right i'm in good company dude laura baker is fucking awesome yeah and she's convinced

00:52:05.720 her kids that they're infested with demons if they misbehave um yeah get me behind me satan

00:52:13.020 you had on two guys who said that they uh that the rapture is going to happen in september 23rd

00:52:17.620 or something shout out hey i will fully allow you to to uh uh disrespect disagree to agree

00:52:23.120 shout out to the liminal messenger and this is a amen rat in its in its heart this is the this

00:52:27.260 is a chronicle yeah this is an interesting chronicle yeah actually i i enjoy it uh he's

00:52:32.980 he's airing out his grievances and they didn't say that something was going to happen they're

00:52:36.520 just showing us like this nine two three thing yeah they were saying that's people's three two

00:52:40.140 nine damn so fine remember that yeah we remember that of course they probably come on again soon

00:52:44.500 you have had on heidi love who just went from one jewish mind control sect to another

00:52:49.780 and thinks she's free and speaking the truth touche well we've now made up with heidi love

00:52:54.860 and she'll be back on on monday or we'll be on talking with her this is crazy this is so crazy

00:52:59.220 you're in the same realm as brandon kroll who clearly needs help with woman and money women

00:53:04.620 women women women women women women no what we want to hang out with you is that a

00:53:14.480 problem now oh because you spent so long telling Jess that we were mean guys to

00:53:18.380 you and now you want to keep you want to act like we are being guys to you that's

00:53:22.580 not true at all dude all right by that ski daddle man we'll let you know if he

00:53:26.420 talks any more shit yeah you care he cares okay wants to be on the show so

00:53:31.400 bad if he can't have a mic he doesn't want to be here he's too busy simping

00:53:33.860 for Jesus and won't master is too busy simping for Jesus and he won't

00:53:40.800 masturbate this is crazy you're mad at him for not gooning i kind of like i like where this

00:53:46.960 no i like the pepper he's working with but damn dude you're not this guy hey this he's like hey

00:53:52.320 brandon kroll you're just like that guy who won't jerk off touch your peen touch your peen for me

00:53:56.240 brandon kroll do it dang this is weird this is wild turns out he's a bit cocky oh no because

00:54:02.240 it's so embarrassing to hear you guys guam all over jesus and spirituality submit to yahweh

00:54:07.360 uh i mean my god gentlemen what happened to you well if you guys turn if you guys are grifting

00:54:13.300 and lying you got me fired up so well done remember dustin nemos turns out he was a bit

00:54:17.420 kooky please don't end up like him well that's not nice don't say that about dustin nemos he's

00:54:21.220 a bit kooky okay fine damn sorry they all caught some strays that was my you wrote this that was

00:54:26.740 in the previous sentence dude they caught you could have deleted it motherfucker yeah i know

00:54:30.220 this is not something you said in the spur of the moment you typed it out you actually you hit send

00:54:34.180 you hit send i mean the uh the spelling is all good the context is great yeah good punctuation

00:54:40.600 and all that all right it's premeditated um damn sorry they all caught some strays that was not my

00:54:45.820 intention i just been listening to a lot of christian conspiracy podcasts and you guys more

00:54:49.280 than anyone else have pushed me so far from christianity and i want to thank you for that

00:54:53.160 whoa this is crazy no no this is good this is good you know why why that we go hey man

00:55:00.560 we've been doing a lot of stuff we've been saying a lot of slurs yeah we've been talking about a lot

00:55:05.680 of races no we've been we us we've been yelling at cat people okay and and and you know what it's

00:55:12.580 not a good example of christianity i think you're correct this guy's saying no the more that you

00:55:17.720 promote jesus christ the more that you like him the more that you simp for yeah he's actually not

00:55:22.880 mad about the slurs he's not mad about anything that the legacy christian media is mad about

00:55:28.080 he's mad about the actual good things that we're doing and that's pushing him away from christ so

00:55:32.300 is this an inversion i don't know i just say this is satanism he says you help me to realize that

00:55:37.520 the biggest psyop of all is the torah and the bible and christianity and abrahamic religions

00:55:41.940 all right this guy is uh balls deep in the booty hole of adam green um the whole goal of yahweh is

00:55:48.640 to conquer the world and have every knee bow it's not just the guests that you guys have either it's

00:55:53.200 how unserious you guys are all right whoever said we were serious i mean that's never something that

00:55:58.480 we uh everything you guys have ever said i now know was not research or fact check at all we

00:56:04.420 tell you that though when we're saying we literally say we're retards it's interesting

00:56:07.980 for a guy who's absorbed hundreds of hours i question your discernment it took you a long

00:56:12.260 time to realize a lot of really obvious things uh will you have no no i think you guys just see

00:56:19.380 clips and tiktoks and regurgitate kooky on oh there's the typo unverified unverified shit i

00:56:25.880 think you're an idiot that's what i think oh come on stop that he's this is a simple spelling of a

00:56:30.860 word that you messed up sometimes you know i don't spell will you have a mythicist on uh mythicist

00:56:36.100 uh define mythicist what does it mean hold on let me see what it even means and then we'll decide if

00:56:42.280 we want that um he says will you have a non-abrahamic hypnotized guest a mythicist is an

00:56:47.680 adherent of jesus mythicism the theory that jesus of nazareth never existed as a historical figure

00:56:53.460 but rather that christianity originated from a likely celestial or mythical figure later

00:56:59.380 historicized well that's uh that maybe probably not the problem with that for me is that that's

00:57:05.620 where i started yeah all those years ago like jesus was likely a metaphor an allegory for

00:57:12.240 you know a celestial event a star system the way that the son of god moves across the sky and rest

00:57:18.500 upon the celestial crux like you fucking name it you know i've been there and then all of a sudden

00:57:24.260 i had a moment where i went oh shit they want to know when this was submitted april 1st no it was

00:57:29.460 submitted february 6th yeah it's actually skipped the line because uh nancy read it and i was like

00:57:34.600 oh interesting a criticism a criticism we kind of like this no i'm actually having a lot of fun

00:57:39.460 he says i would listen to that if you had a non-hypnotized abrahamic well why don't you

00:57:44.660 why don't you start a podcast yeah dude grow it grift we've been grifting hard little grifting

00:57:52.040 what's the problem sell your soul uh sorry guys i had to write that mostly for me all right okay

00:57:57.960 going through something obviously i'm not doing too well myself all right that's fair i'm not mad

00:58:01.720 at that at all i just have to let you go or i'll just hate listen and stew in anger well it's like

00:58:07.840 if you really love something you have to let it go and if it comes back it was meant to be

00:58:10.880 anyway the spirit that possessed me for years was the holy spirit oh okay wait a second this is a

00:58:16.820 plot twist what so i was possessed by the holy spirit for years because of you guys i want to

00:58:21.520 get rid of it now hold on huh this is crazy huh this is crazy testimony what does this mean i was

00:58:26.300 possessed by the holy spirit we've helped we've helped the holy spirit yeah uh dwell in you no

00:58:32.680 no no no it dwelled in him but because of us he now wants to get rid of it no no no that's what

00:58:38.360 he said that's what he said yeah yeah the spirit that possessed me for years was the holy spirit

00:58:42.140 and because of you guys i want to get rid of it now yeah and then he says i had the holy spirit

00:58:46.560 in me for most of my life oh i see that the way i see the way you guys act and you always talk

00:58:51.820 about the holy spirit in you it made me realize that i never asked the holy spirit to leave oh

00:58:57.160 you we'll be careful with that i think i will now wait when was this this was 21 days ago three

00:59:04.840 weeks ago oh my goodness man uh i really want to thank you for freeing me so what do you want to

00:59:09.980 thank us or you're upset with us i'm having you're gonna mix messages here i want to thank you from

00:59:14.520 free for freeing me from the christian mind virus if it wasn't for your insane illogical

00:59:20.400 unsubstantiated kooky ass discussions about christianity i would probably be bowing to

00:59:26.120 jesus right now i can happily say that i will not obey submit and comply to this made-up jewish myth

00:59:32.020 top you dunce cap oh that's not nice why do you say that and he goes okay sorry that was it

00:59:38.420 this is the kicker he goes honestly thank you i hope you guys are good i hope your families

00:59:45.060 are happy and healthy cheers hail satan cheers cheers kate jones well cheers to you kate jones

00:59:50.520 I hope you're doing well

00:59:51.300 Is it Kay Jones or David Kay?

00:59:53.880 Should we reply to him?

00:59:56.240 Well, no, I mean, we never do that

00:59:58.240 He caught us with the headline

00:59:59.180 The headline was possessed by spirit

01:00:01.920 Possessed by Holy Spirit for years

01:00:04.060 Oh, Nancy just entered the studio

01:00:05.640 Nancy, we just read David Kay's thing

01:00:08.540 Yeah, Nancy, what do you think about it?

01:00:12.020 Hilarious

01:00:12.420 Hilarious

01:00:13.340 I thought it was really good

01:00:14.160 But we have to, okay, I think the rest of the

01:00:15.860 Maybe not the rest of this episode

01:00:17.000 But like some of this episode should be about responding to him.

01:00:20.580 Like, how are we going to respond?

01:00:21.800 Because and not in a nasty Top Lobster kind of way.

01:00:24.620 But I really do want to talk to the guy because he said a lot of interesting things.

01:00:28.500 Also, we have some people that will skip the line.

01:00:31.320 We got another Ben Lopez, the THC pastor.

01:00:33.680 THC pastor. Nice.

01:00:34.620 We'll read from him next.

01:00:36.200 OK, that's cool.

01:00:37.420 But yeah, so what I don't know what to say about this.

01:00:40.580 There's a lot of things to address.

01:00:42.600 And it's almost a little like it's so back and forth.

01:00:46.160 it's like i hate you i love you i hate you i love you i hope you're doing well you know and it's

01:00:49.940 like in that way it's a little bit confusing it's like yeah and i do like this guy i know that uh

01:00:55.640 i know that that uh nancy doesn't like it well yeah but i like this guy um i just don't know

01:01:04.880 where we went wrong or where he went wrong here he's blaming us he's blaming us for a certain

01:01:12.600 thing i don't know let's check in with the chat i mean does the chat have any any opinions on it

01:01:17.260 they're gonna want to yell at him or something but no guys be nice yeah yeah something happened

01:01:21.480 here yeah he does he sounds like a woman oh i think i think you're right that energy yeah

01:01:29.800 it's definitely big female energy but i don't i also don't want to call him just a bitch and also

01:01:35.440 this is a very strange one right here you're in the same realm as brandon crow who clearly needs

01:01:39.260 help with woman and money but he's too busy simping for jesus and he won't masturbate

01:01:43.140 what does that mean even on the masturbation thing it's like dudes out there the dudes who

01:01:50.220 have who are listening uh gooners presently or past there is something that happens when when

01:01:57.080 you goon and it is a a big energy dump right like it's like a when you're done you want to like take

01:02:04.760 a nap you don't want to do shit there's like a bunch of things that you got to do at any given

01:02:08.020 time during the day the last thing you want to do is run errands you know take care of what you

01:02:15.580 have to do your responsibilities and shit after you goon so i think that alone in just a physical

01:02:21.380 sense is like yeah there's something there like when dudes are like you have to retain your

01:02:24.620 your seed because it makes you more virile and strong like well yeah clearly clearly because

01:02:30.140 what happens right afterwards you get super sleepy but the idea that there's no spiritual

01:02:34.780 implications i mean to me it's just it's embarrassing you know there have been so

01:02:39.420 many times in my life where it's like if you're pulling pecker um there is this like

01:02:45.980 like this little backdrop of a thought that is like something spiritual sees this right now and

01:02:53.760 this is like shameful and embarrassing which just is like when you see a monkey you see a fucking

01:02:58.580 monkey just like just sitting there pulling you're like look at this fucking animal right

01:03:03.460 Yeah, Ernesto just dropping goo on that blanket, dude, and you go, this is an animal.

01:03:10.420 It's almost like, and Ernesto is actually the greatest example of that, right?

01:03:13.580 Because he's a blind pig.

01:03:16.080 Yeah.

01:03:16.580 But he can hear.

01:03:17.640 Who squirted in front of children.

01:03:19.480 Yeah, but he doesn't see them.

01:03:21.060 But I don't think he cares either.

01:03:22.080 It doesn't matter because he's blind, spiritually blind.

01:03:24.380 He's a dirty dog.

01:03:25.180 He is a dirty dog.

01:03:25.920 He could have done it anyway.

01:03:26.760 You see monkeys do it, and then they fling the resulting spunk at the audience.

01:03:31.720 Yeah, yeah.

01:03:32.100 like there is something primal about this and if we are to consider ourselves uh uh you know

01:03:38.580 elevated beings above the the beast of the earth earth then you know maybe we don't do the same

01:03:44.380 thing that they do otherwise we're no better than ernesto we're no better than ernesto so even even

01:03:48.880 just on those like what what's embarrassing what's primal i think what makes you sleepy he's just

01:03:53.840 missing it yeah that that makes you sleepy and and sleepiness needs leads to naps and and people

01:03:59.020 who need naps need to be cozy and we know what happens with cozy people oh yeah cozy people

01:04:04.240 chronic gooners sell out their friends that's right I don't say that but yeah man uh so I mean

01:04:10.460 that's that's a weird thing to put us in it's also weird to say that um I don't know like

01:04:16.380 admit on one hand that you're aware that I'm new in my walk with Christ yeah and then be like

01:04:22.620 you know you haven't read the bible and you guys are retarded and it's like i never espoused to be

01:04:29.560 an authority on scripture i've always been very transparent about like this is this is the thing

01:04:34.900 that i choose to seek and move towards and it keeps bearing fruit so i keep moving towards it

01:04:41.120 however i am i am uh conscience uh conscious of if we are doing things to draw people away from

01:04:47.800 christ but i feel like the things that we're doing to draw you away from christ is talking about him

01:04:52.340 yeah it's interesting none of the criticisms that you've had for us have been things of

01:04:56.780 i mean you did mention uh what did you say something about how we've been acting um i

01:05:02.400 thought we were getting well he doesn't like it it's like it's like simp behavior he doesn't like

01:05:06.480 that we're cleaning our shit up which is like this whole episode is maybe so i see the way that you

01:05:11.380 guys act and you always talk about the holy spirit in you it made me realize that i have never asked

01:05:17.120 the holy spirit to leave that's a crazy move because yeah you don't he doesn't have a problem

01:05:21.540 with how we've acted recently toward timothy alvarino i don't think he was really watching

01:05:25.480 that do you like that spinny shit look at that that's nice um i think he doesn't like how we

01:05:29.660 have not just cleaned it up but like we are now hyper focused on uh on god in a way and also yeah

01:05:36.100 i get somebody some of the other day on twitter said uh they were responding to owen benjamin

01:05:40.300 and and owen said uh name the biggest uh oh oh oh that guy got it no no no yeah you know i like

01:05:46.860 him i forget his crete something cretin yeah cretin uh the the context of what owen was asking

01:05:54.880 for but he was like name the biggest sellouts and he goes these guys are the biggest sellouts for

01:05:58.660 jesus and people jumped down his throat but i liked it immediately because i i know i'm familiar

01:06:02.700 with him and i understand where he's coming from shout out to the homies though they tried to

01:06:05.520 defend us it's just friends fighting friends it's all good yeah thank you and i i also did a good

01:06:09.520 job of not uh differentiating i was like let let them oh yeah yeah i let him fight

01:06:13.680 he kept he kept trolling them too yeah yeah he's good he's funny until they figured it out um

01:06:19.520 but yeah that's uh i don't know like i guess if we sold we sold out for jesus christ fine fine

01:06:25.540 that's like the only thing that that i will sell out for and and the mind virus it is it is a mind

01:06:32.460 virus in a way it it should be it takes over your mind and it should control what you do throughout

01:06:37.300 the day i think you're gonna you're gonna you're gonna be falling victim to some mind virus in

01:06:42.520 general yeah it's like the idea that human beings are always going to worship something for example

01:06:46.320 because we're just built like that you're going to emulate something well what are you going to

01:06:49.160 emulate you know i know that's the thing right if this dude um i would ask him hey you you think

01:06:57.660 that the holy spirit does in fact dwell within you and you're going to ask it to leave which this

01:07:01.980 whole thing is based off of consent i think you can do that that breaks my heart it breaks my

01:07:05.700 heart and i don't think you should do it but i believe you can do that yeah and then the next

01:07:09.360 question is, well, if a spirit dwelt within you and you asked it to leave, what on earth do you

01:07:13.420 think is going to fill the thing that is left behind, the void that's left behind? Also, how

01:07:17.940 could you say that these are made-up Jewish myths when you say that this thing is inside of you for

01:07:21.800 years? There's a lot of inconsistency there. Yeah, I mean, it can't be made up and also be inhabiting

01:07:26.080 your soul for years at a time. Something real is happening here, and if you don't want to obey,

01:07:31.420 submit, and comply to it, then don't do that. You're going to obey and comply with something

01:07:36.360 else though i did it for a long time uh and i'm just telling you that it didn't work out great

01:07:41.740 but i also think you should try it yeah well i mean there's only shit you got to go through

01:07:47.100 there's only one way to learn uh just hopefully we have enough time for you to learn because

01:07:51.560 shit's getting weird dog well i mean david k uh i'll say a prayer for you dude hope you've figured

01:07:57.020 this out because you seem a little bit lost in the sauce but we all get lost in the sauce sometimes

01:08:01.180 so um reach out to us so what should i say to him what should the email say uh just say uh

01:08:07.600 love you brother god bless i'm gonna send him a free patreon membership oh that's a good move

01:08:12.640 maybe the community can help him out uh no he'll just annoy them well i mean if he annoys him then

01:08:18.360 we'll just go hey like hey man i guess ads are your problem that's fine oh yeah so here's a free

01:08:23.420 membership no more ads but i did like everything else he said he said a lot of phony things a lot

01:08:28.200 of very cool a lot of accurate things things that hurt yep they stung dunce cap that's that's pretty

01:08:33.620 funny it's actually true elohim says reply eat shit and die no come on no nancy likes it though

01:08:41.520 she thinks it's funny to do that okay what should i name him asshole asshole hey asshole okay so

01:08:47.620 we'll read the next one i want to read kate because kate had that story that was like mine

01:08:52.380 seeing that demon and then she wrote back and she was like can't believe you read the story

01:08:55.080 uh-huh um and it's a short one so after that we can roll i'm not even gonna put it on the google

01:08:59.800 drive it's just like one big paragraph it's here oh it's here okay i put it on there i actually

01:09:03.760 it's your latest twitter message because i did want to read that one too my latest twitter

01:09:08.140 message what do you mean you put it out where it's it's in a doc it's the last the last twitter

01:09:12.140 message okay so i'm good to read it from the email or yeah that's indiana dreams by katie

01:09:18.020 oh okay cool right she says can't believe you guys read that's it yeah so uh can't believe you

01:09:22.360 guys this is the one who had a very similar story um to if i get rid of the holy spirit can i get a

01:09:27.920 free membership no dick wrinkle come on dude it's not good not for you guys what's going on stop it

01:09:33.000 and it's also not for me to listen i don't want to hurt this guy no don't hurt him don't hurt him

01:09:37.840 he's already hurt he said he's not doing all right hurt him in his soul he said he's not doing all

01:09:41.480 right we're gonna reply to him hello no hello dick breath all right all right hello uh uh nds

01:09:50.580 listener hello david k i hope this message finds you well yes uh i hope this message finds you

01:09:55.940 well what else do we say uh seems like you're going through it seems like you're going through

01:10:02.960 it sorry to hear that uh yeah um i understand the ads can be a little bit much sorry um uh i

01:10:13.060 understand ads yeah would you be interested in a free patreon membership a lot below we have

01:10:19.640 attached uh a free patreon membership yeah yeah okay i know you don't like us hold on membership

01:10:30.180 and i need to put like in parentheses cheap bitch cheap bitch yeah uh i know you don't like us

01:10:36.480 but that's okay we don't like us either but neither do we

01:10:41.800 enjoy enjoy enjoy uh top and raven god bless ask him if it's because we canceled tlc

01:10:53.980 uh no i don't think let's say top and raven top and raven and and and nancy and nancy especially

01:11:03.280 nancy oh and matt and nancy and just the whole team and z-man and laney and laney toss kenny

01:11:11.040 fed in there he runs uh the the discord and kenny the fed oh yeah uh tiffany she's the social media

01:11:20.000 um who's working up there with matt today avery avery okay yeah avery she's a barista barista

01:11:29.440 and uh and chat brandon w says chat the whole chat and the whole chat say we love you uh come

01:11:36.720 come back come back but spell come with the c-u-m p dot s dot we love you uh uh come back there you

01:11:45.280 go and i'm gonna write uh come okay very cool there's your patreon look at this guy

01:11:55.760 spooky all right so anyway back to kate uh katie she says i can't believe you read my story i'm a

01:12:02.800 I'm a little mortified.

01:12:04.200 I gave you way too much information.

01:12:07.280 I have been having a rough few months and wrote that while I was waiting

01:12:11.060 while my son was seeing his behavioral therapist.

01:12:13.740 Recap Katie's story.

01:12:14.740 Katie saw Demone.

01:12:17.080 No, no, no.

01:12:17.520 That's the other Katie.

01:12:18.660 This is a different Katie.

01:12:19.380 Katie, this Katie saw something.

01:12:21.140 That was just Kate.

01:12:21.800 Yeah, that's Kate, anti-species.

01:12:23.200 This one saw something similar to my red-eyed monster creature.

01:12:28.780 Okay.

01:12:29.860 I honestly don't remember beyond that.

01:12:32.140 Nancy?

01:12:32.800 do you remember no all right damn that's all right flying blind so um i am still slightly

01:12:43.720 deprived sleep deprived but things are better you mentioned inter interest in my indiana tunnel dream

01:12:50.180 i had these dreams as a young child the tunnel one i woke up from the day before i took my

01:13:00.080 driver's license test okay the tunnel one that i woke up from the day before okay yeah the dream

01:13:04.460 was so haunting my night terrors and overly self-aware brain are why i was mad at god

01:13:09.300 i was not emotionally intelligent enough to see this stuff when i was so little i now know god

01:13:16.920 was with me the whole time trying to wake me up to him all right and this one is rough in the dream

01:13:22.360 i'm i'm walking single file with kids i went to school with some were my friends some acquaintances

01:13:28.320 some were familiar the person leading this school lunch line that turned from school lockers of

01:13:34.160 walls of to walls of dirt and kept going down steps that were dirty was not familiar so there's

01:13:41.480 a person in the front that's walking them and it's turned from their school into cave-like setting

01:13:47.360 so this person's leading them into underground caves that's interesting i wonder if who's this

01:13:52.960 person is this in the physical realm would you say walking in a single file line with kids i

01:13:57.380 went to school with it was a soft-spoken priest i'm polish but not polish catholic polack you

01:14:03.440 how do you tie your shoes you see the polack they tie their shoes one foot up they tie the

01:14:09.180 one that's down uh my dad left that church thinks they are too spooky oh that's interesting i

01:14:15.280 remember not trusting the priest he wouldn't say where we were going the kids eyes were locked and

01:14:19.920 unblinking like they were in a trance i noticed a random window that were exits ever that random

01:14:27.240 windows that were exits ever so often every so often so i wonder if this is a dream or if this

01:14:32.120 is like a fucking repressed memory it sounds like an abduction experience which is odd shout out to

01:14:39.060 my mom my mom my mom my mom because when i i brought up that thing on the show she got mad

01:14:45.800 at me which one about her experience where she was saying that they were in a field and then

01:14:50.520 oh grandma yeah yeah and i was like am i bugging because she was like that never happened and then

01:14:55.420 i told then i told my wife and then my wife was like no i remember you telling me about that

01:15:00.120 i'm about to yell at this guy i know this he's such a he's so he's so uh immature yeah immature

01:15:07.960 shut the door get out he's out thank god uh so yeah my mom said that never happened i never

01:15:14.900 brought that up and i said no no you did bring that up to me you told me that and i remember

01:15:18.300 telling you don't say that around the kids and she finished anyway because that's a uh but my

01:15:23.760 wife said yeah my wife said that no she does remember don't remember her saying that which

01:15:30.300 is weird that is interesting it's like a dream she had and then repressed later on which I'm

01:15:35.540 not really I don't know how I have a lot of those kind of things where one way or another something

01:15:40.660 will be reminded to me of like something I said on this show whether it was like a dream I had

01:15:44.740 the night before and when I hear it I'm like I I completely forgot about that yeah I didn't and I

01:15:49.980 also felt bad because I was like damn is that not accurate and that I just make that up and

01:15:53.180 attributed to my mom but my wife was like no like i remember you telling me that she she had this

01:15:58.500 dream because it was crazy um but she doesn't remember it yeah and maybe it never happened

01:16:03.240 maybe this is a little crazy shit my wife is boohoo little nigga says what if you guys give

01:16:08.820 the jews too much credit and the jewish supremacy is a psyop i mean to some aspect it probably is

01:16:13.420 yeah a little bit i mean right now they're playing back there oh they are they're playing uh

01:16:17.040 guitar and it sounds good but uh so yeah this this sounds like one of those abduction experiences

01:16:24.440 where like you're in a group and you're walking through and it's funny because it starts in a

01:16:28.040 school yeah same sort of thing and then it ends in a cave system well for my mom i if i remember

01:16:35.340 correctly it was like uh it was almost a school like do you remember when you were in in that uh

01:16:41.300 in the school and and you were kind of like not on lockdown but like for the hurricane

01:16:44.620 oh yeah very this is kind of what she's describing and then in those schools by the way like i went

01:16:49.440 to a school and we had a underground tunnel yeah you know because i don't know it was put there

01:16:55.360 during the cold war era because of the fear of nukes yeah so not uncommon at all for these

01:17:01.940 things to have underground tunnels uh sam squash says liminal space that's fascinating that keeps

01:17:06.600 coming up lately liminal space they're making a show or a movie about that yeah about the back

01:17:10.620 rooms which is something that what is that can you can you yeah so um my son is he went through

01:17:17.560 this little stage where he was like really interested in it because it was like youtubers

01:17:21.360 that he was watching playing video games these back rooms video games started happening a lot

01:17:25.620 and it's this idea that like there's a collective memory of people who are claiming to have these

01:17:30.840 dreams or these experiences where they end up in something that looks kind of like a hotel hallway

01:17:34.720 is this like the mall world yeah very similar to mall world it's just liminal spaces it's like

01:17:39.440 things that kind of defy um logic like um imagine walking down a hallway and you keep passing the

01:17:47.120 same like sign on the wall it's like you're walking in a loop like something that is almost

01:17:51.000 uh like an alternate dimension that has no linearity to it sure and you know within this

01:17:57.360 this pale yellow hallway walls um there is something there's mostly nothing but there's

01:18:04.080 something in there with you you know and so you're moving and you can hear it and sometimes you might

01:18:08.360 get a glimpse of it around a corner or something and it seems to be like hunting you or some shit

01:18:11.900 like that so now they're making that but what's interesting is i was watching um a show called

01:18:16.300 severance which is something my my wife wanted to watch that's dreams that's the wrong one my wife

01:18:22.680 and she uh you know we start watching this and basically the idea is you get a job opportunity

01:18:31.000 and it's a it's a there's a real like non-disclosure to it and so what you do is you

01:18:38.080 agree to go through a process well while you're there you don't remember who you are on the

01:18:44.880 outside and when you come back out to the outside you don't remember anything that happens on the

01:18:48.780 inside which effectively causes a split personality there's two versions of you one that never

01:18:53.280 fucking leaves work it's the worst shit ever and the other one who has no idea what's happening at

01:18:57.440 work but that's actually pretty good yeah oh it's a great premise honestly yeah it's an excellent

01:19:02.800 premise but it's really spooky like there's something there is something mk ultra about it

01:19:06.660 i'm like damn this shit is like everything i've been watching lately um between the one where

01:19:10.580 they're cooking people you know for the rich people and they're going the other one where

01:19:13.940 they're going to the island and there's like a flower that causes you to forget and they're

01:19:18.400 you know bfing these people somebody somebody in the mainstream is like now talking about mk ultra

01:19:23.320 it's fucking crazy it's crazy how much this is all coming out but they but it comes out through

01:19:28.600 uh it's gonna be fun to see how wrong they get it too alden says the back rooms is gonna be an

01:19:33.000 a24 directed by the youngest director at the company at just 21 which makes sense because

01:19:37.560 it's really like a gen alpha you know uh younger zoomers gen alpha thing this idea of the back

01:19:44.860 rooms but to me what it feels like is it's like um we got both of those yeah we got a we got a

01:19:49.360 facebook page maybe um it feels like a tulpa like a a thought uh what would you call it um

01:19:56.080 damn it like an egregore or a thought form so it feels like enough people have thought about

01:20:02.560 this thing that it does exist in some way shape or form in some sort of like realm right and so

01:20:07.260 people could actually end up going there in a dreamscape and i don't know maybe it's like you

01:20:11.920 visit a collective consciousness area where like an entity does inhabit it and i think that's the

01:20:17.160 same thing when it comes to like slender man you know enough people really focused on this thing

01:20:22.360 and thought about it that you know it's almost like the concept of like manifestation you know

01:20:26.640 that's kind of like a tulpa is is you know you think about a thing enough you flesh it out enough

01:20:30.800 what are its details what is it like and you get enough people collectively thinking about this

01:20:34.800 thing and the way that it behaves and the way that it looks and yada yada that eventually it does

01:20:39.080 exist in some way shape or form and i think it is this phenomenon that nathaniel gillis talks about

01:20:43.800 taking a form and um i think it's just a chicken or the egg right so yeah but you could do it with

01:20:49.940 places i think and that's what the the back rooms is and these guys are mapping in this out so let's

01:20:54.880 get back to the story okay so um not polish catholic my dad left the church things are too

01:21:02.440 spooky he wouldn't say okay he wouldn't say where we were going the kids eyes were locked and

01:21:07.280 unblinking like they were in a trance i noticed a random windows that were exits every so often

01:21:12.620 i wanted to leave through them the kids would not follow me they ignored me when i shouted we

01:21:18.880 shouldn't be here he shouldn't be here he is not supposed to be allowed here very dramatic

01:21:24.580 my best friend looked at me like a stranger i said again this time to the priest you don't

01:21:30.460 belong here you are not supposed to be here his body went slightly limp when his neck turned

01:21:37.400 completely around to stare at me this is what i'm talking about now this is what i'm talking about

01:21:41.340 yeah i was like oh shit his body then did a backbend and he swiftly crawled scurrying towards

01:21:50.560 me growling red eyes scary priest walking like a fast spider towards me dude this sounds like

01:22:00.440 those instances where people bump into like bigfoot and bigfoot goes into a spider crawl

01:22:05.560 yeah and it moves unbelievably fast and it's like that doesn't even make sense within the

01:22:10.220 the physiology of a gigantic ape but it's like this thing presents itself as a multitude of

01:22:15.640 things i wonder why like that's something popularized by the uh the exorcist yeah the

01:22:21.720 spider crawl but i but the exorcist is exorcist created on the premise of different exorcism

01:22:27.580 that these guys have seen yeah it's like i wonder why typical priest behavior

01:22:31.800 um it reminds me there's something um about like this cosmic spider

01:22:38.740 um what's the thing asmodeus is it asmodeus that demon that um somebody had uh one of the homies

01:22:48.940 of the show it was dingbat dr dingbat she had an encounter with this thing i i think she it's an

01:22:55.660 old man types uh it's like it's a man it's a frog and it's something else and it's got a spider body

01:23:01.660 i might be getting the name of that wrong but there is this idea of like this cosmic

01:23:07.960 multiverse spider um this was something that came up when the nicholas there was like a

01:23:16.520 nicholas cage movie that came out about a spider or maybe it wasn't a nicholas cage movie there was

01:23:21.840 a there was a astronaut adam sandler and um and there was a spider on board with adam sandler

01:23:29.580 and um i don't know there's something there something that i don't quite understand this

01:23:36.300 is like deep into the occulted text you get all kinds of weird shit right like is it spaceman

01:23:40.760 spaceman is the movie yeah but um i believe it was one shout out one and paranoid american who

01:23:53.160 were pointing to this idea of this spider and this spider has something to do possibly with

01:24:01.240 like the multiverse or some shit like that um that's interesting because they have that spider

01:24:07.380 man multiverse yeah idea now yeah yeah yeah and many webs it's weird i never really looked into

01:24:14.320 it too much um i i kind of went that fucking seems a little bit and i and i just moved away

01:24:19.640 from it but i don't know if that has any any correlation whatsoever but yeah that that spider

01:24:24.440 crawl super creepy a mechanism that's used a lot in horror films but also i've heard a couple of

01:24:30.320 bigfoot stories that are like whoa no no no no no no no no i don't like that so the uh scary priest

01:24:36.920 walking like a fast spider toward me he jumped on top of me i kicked him off he was stronger than

01:24:42.760 the horrific stuff i usually saw in my dreams i knew i had to leave the underground dirt place

01:24:47.780 i jumped out of the oddly placed window that's crazy right yeah i went everywhere in my town

01:24:53.740 trying to get the police to follow me back to save the kids in my school and my friends

01:24:57.040 no one believed me one authority figure rolled her eyes to the back of her head and she laughed

01:25:02.280 damn these they wouldn't help so whatever was happening to the kids was finished

01:25:07.080 finally they followed me and everyone was dead i remember walking down the dirt path into the

01:25:12.620 chamber a torture chamber does she mean torture or t-o-r-t-u-r-e yes well it could be where kids

01:25:19.300 are set on fire or where kids are tortured either way some sort of torture not good yeah kids i knew

01:25:25.220 my friends who was uh who had a kind soul they were all slaughtered my friend was a large rod

01:25:32.220 my friend a large rod was sticking out of her gut the other kids throat slit buckets catching the

01:25:38.220 blood. They all died terribly. I was too late. The spider priest got away with it. They took me home.

01:25:45.300 I cried in my dream. The phone rang. My friend Amanda, who was one of the kids that died there,

01:25:50.800 said on the answering machine, her voice sounded different. Hi, Katie. Thanks a lot. Thanks for

01:25:57.060 letting us all die. It's your fault. Then all the dead kids circled around me as I woke up.

01:26:02.080 i felt so guilty i failed i passed the written test remember i was getting my driver's license

01:26:08.960 that day but i failed the driving part i was on edge the rest of the day oh that's fascinating

01:26:13.920 when i was eight i'd have astro dreams where i'd be ripped out of my body and hit

01:26:19.200 my ceiling fan and get shot back into my body huh the ceiling fan might have been causing that

01:26:25.780 Right. Yeah. Binaural beatdown. Yeah. I would, uh, I would wake up exhausted. It felt like something was pulling me out and then back in repeat on repeat. I was only eight when I got older stuff made more sense. And I don't, I don't really talk about the dreams out loud. I never wanted to burden anyone with it. And other than my dreams, I had a pretty normal childhood had friends that had friends was voted class clown. Got to have a sense of humor when you see stuff like that young.

01:26:55.780 God bless all of you, and may God protect you.

01:26:59.260 Katie, with a follow-up.

01:27:00.980 Shit, man, that's a banger, yeah.

01:27:04.920 By the way, one of the other pieces of media that I had watched recently

01:27:08.700 was something on Netflix that my wife had shown me.

01:27:12.040 My wife.

01:27:12.760 And it was, I wish I remembered the name of it.

01:27:15.800 It was a series.

01:27:16.580 It was about a woman who was in a relationship,

01:27:22.180 and her husband finds another chick to cheat with,

01:27:24.680 and the woman seems to know all this stuff long story short she's astral projecting

01:27:31.120 and what's really crazy is they show you how to do it like they tell you how to do it

01:27:37.500 like it's a series so they end up visiting this idea a lot on how to it's kind of like the same

01:27:44.680 thing you would do to lucid dream right nancy this is the stuff right like counting your fingertips

01:27:50.840 looking at a clock you do these like mental exercises multiple times throughout the day

01:27:56.200 why are we asking nancy she knows about this yeah and they're called they're called reality checks

01:28:00.940 reality checks thank you and um oh this is like something that you'll see in uh

01:28:06.760 uh what's that movie called where they spin the top uh inception inception very similar to that

01:28:12.260 yeah yeah yeah that's interesting yeah that's exactly what they were doing and they go through

01:28:17.620 them like all the steps that you would do regularly and this is so long story short it's

01:28:23.500 like they're telling you how to do this and then what happens is uh you know spoiler alert but

01:28:28.980 one of the characters ends up body swapping there's two people astral projecting at the same

01:28:35.980 time remote viewing because that's what it is your remote viewing eventually if your astral

01:28:39.820 body i've seen this and then she like traps her out of her body no and this one it gets all fucky

01:28:45.040 i don't want to give too much away but um this is a different show then but what i didn't like

01:28:49.540 is like how much they were focusing on the ability to do this and like almost giving you a roadmap on

01:28:54.540 how and when they would leave their bodies they were orbs yeah which is interesting too but what

01:28:59.780 i didn't like that they didn't touch on was like the multitude of things that would be interested

01:29:04.300 in inhabiting it he did the thing fuck he did it i said multitude nancy did you notice a lot the

01:29:10.000 other day i don't know if you were watching he said it maybe 17 times oh i wanted to stop him

01:29:14.400 because of which multitudes is just such a great word man multitudes when i think of that i just

01:29:19.540 sound it feels like fish like what jesus and the multitude oh yeah yeah yeah like a lot of fish

01:29:24.640 yeah uh we were talking to ski oh yeah justin and skiba damn and i said multitudes on their

01:29:30.660 show a bang and they still invited us back and i was like even though we even though he

01:29:35.800 and nosotros the multitudes of of my vocabulary words damn dude um but did you say did you say

01:29:45.460 visage uh visage is a great word i love that word i like when he says all of the sudden

01:29:51.320 all is that correct or is all of a sudden because i don't uh i'm scared i'm scared to correct him

01:29:56.600 v or uh v oh nice man i thought it was a sudden come on now are you sure i don't know because

01:30:04.580 sudden is not a the now you got me thinking all of a sudden let's see the sudden or thus a sudden

01:30:12.260 a sudden is not a thing i don't well ah the correct idiom is all of a sudden uh yeah all

01:30:18.360 of a sudden so i'm correct i've been doing it upon you wrong all along come on wrong all along

01:30:24.700 which means suddenly or unexpectedly while often heard in casual speech all of the sudden is

01:30:29.780 generally considered incorrect by grammar grammararians grammararians i'll be using that word

01:30:35.780 grammar grammarians despite its common uses so david does use all of the sudden but i would say

01:30:43.720 all of a sudden oh colloquially is also a good word yeah it just it always gives every time you

01:30:49.040 say it i go i never correct you because number one it's embarrassing and number two i'm just

01:30:53.820 kind of like fuck maybe i'm wrong well you know it took me a long time to be able to say and now

01:30:58.200 that i can say and i say it all the time what feminization feminization the feminization of

01:31:02.820 men the feminization of this the feminization of that yes you love that i can tell it when david

01:31:08.000 gets on the uh when we start susceptible how do you actually pronounce that sparrow susceptible

01:31:13.100 susceptible the b i could go either b or p susceptible i like uh whenever we talk about

01:31:22.460 uh masculinity and femininity oh the femininity goes like this he goes hold on i don't like i

01:31:26.720 It's hard to say femininity, though.

01:31:28.680 That is a word I don't like, but I like to say the feminization.

01:31:32.640 The feminization.

01:31:33.140 So if I can weave that sentence in such a way as to avoid femininity

01:31:37.240 and say the feminization instead, I'm going to do that every time.

01:31:40.580 Guys, I think we're a little late in the show,

01:31:43.220 but if we can do two more, they're short.

01:31:45.180 Okay.

01:31:46.500 Are we done?

01:31:47.180 There was something that I wanted to say about this.

01:31:50.480 About Katie.

01:31:51.340 Oh, no, no.

01:31:51.700 So the thing that I didn't like about that movie was that they ignored

01:31:55.700 the multitudes the multitudes of spiritual entities that want to inhabit your body when

01:32:00.900 you're out of it and you're doing your little bullshit um what is it i've heard there was a

01:32:05.820 rat's land oh amen rat look who it is never shows up anymore unless it's uh to be mean and nasty

01:32:11.800 amen rat he was mean and nasty eating cheese or some shit they're like i heard i heard they're

01:32:15.900 talking shit i heard y'all's talking shit he used to be nice he used to come and hang out because

01:32:20.480 he liked the show now he's like i'm too smart this is what happens i'm into all the knowledge

01:32:24.780 These guys don't have it

01:32:26.180 Yeah, look at my apples, my golden apples

01:32:28.380 These guys are probably bonking

01:32:29.700 That's how I get the knowledge

01:32:32.360 That's not nice to say

01:32:33.580 We're going to do Box Saga next

01:32:34.640 No, this is what happens

01:32:35.560 We do a show, people get inspired

01:32:39.480 And they do their own shows

01:32:40.700 Then their shows are better than ours

01:32:43.220 And then they talk shit

01:32:44.120 So yeah, I get it

01:32:46.100 I've been on the inner workings

01:32:48.720 I've been on their show

01:32:50.760 I've seen how the cheese is made

01:32:53.420 I've seen how the apple's been bonked, so they don't come back.

01:32:57.020 He's coming back.

01:32:58.080 We'll invite him back on soon.

01:32:59.300 We'll talk some shit.

01:32:59.780 I invite him on all the time, but he doesn't give a shit.

01:33:01.760 He's never reached out to come back on anything.

01:33:03.140 I would have him on, like, IRL, but I feel like he smells like shit.

01:33:06.260 No, that's not true.

01:33:07.020 Amen Rat smells wonderful.

01:33:08.060 I remember last time I saw him, I gave him a hug.

01:33:09.420 I took a deep breath.

01:33:10.580 You did?

01:33:11.020 Give him a good sniff.

01:33:11.660 When I was sitting in the front row of Rohimi and Grover, then I had my arm.

01:33:14.400 Oh, no, he had his arm over me, and I remember noting.

01:33:16.720 I said, this man smells good.

01:33:19.740 Blap.

01:33:20.560 Blap.

01:33:20.840 Alright so what the hell am I doing here

01:33:23.340 They got a free Patreon

01:33:24.440 Fuck them

01:33:25.300 I guess disagree to agree

01:33:28.340 Yeah they did get a free Patreon

01:33:29.640 Because they talk shit about you guys specifically

01:33:32.060 I thought that was cool

01:33:33.400 That's why y'all don't get no money

01:33:34.480 That's why y'all don't get no money playboy

01:33:37.520 Okay anyway go on what's the next one

01:33:39.900 Pastor Ben

01:33:40.580 Oh Pastor Ben

01:33:42.040 What's up playboy

01:33:44.180 You're our favorite Pastor Ben

01:33:47.320 That's my nigga Ben

01:33:48.080 Ben you make people repeat shit

01:33:50.140 Oh, yeah.

01:33:50.860 Pastor Ben be like, congregation, can you say Pastor Ben?

01:33:54.340 Can you say by normal beats?

01:33:55.160 Can I get a Pastor Ben?

01:33:56.440 Pastor Ben.

01:33:58.060 Okay.

01:33:58.740 Howdy, guys.

01:34:00.040 Howdy.

01:34:01.600 THC Pastor here.

01:34:02.840 Where is he at?

01:34:03.320 Wait, I don't have him.

01:34:04.660 Oh, yeah.

01:34:05.020 It's Ben THC.

01:34:06.280 Did you put it in the docs?

01:34:07.280 Yes, in the docs.

01:34:08.120 All right.

01:34:09.660 I'm the one that sent the experience in about triggering an abduction experience.

01:34:13.200 We know who you are, Pastor.

01:34:14.560 We know who you are.

01:34:16.160 You're just explaining yourself.

01:34:17.220 Don't ask.

01:34:17.920 We know who you.

01:34:18.940 Hey.

01:34:19.520 I can't express the gratitude I have for you two

01:34:23.020 Spreading the word on the danger of them

01:34:24.660 And I need

01:34:25.640 I need to order a binaural

01:34:29.040 Beatdown t-shirt

01:34:30.220 He should probably have one

01:34:32.420 For free right

01:34:33.660 I gotta pay for these

01:34:36.700 Take it out of my cut

01:34:38.600 When he said I'll pay for it

01:34:40.400 We did that last time

01:34:41.420 I'll pay for it

01:34:45.760 I've seen the payout for next month

01:34:47.120 I'm gonna be fucking crying all of next month

01:34:49.480 all the next month's gonna be a rough fucking month maybe a discount all right okay uh pastor

01:34:57.060 ben we like you i tried to warn on the forums and other methods but none with the reach that

01:35:01.840 you guys have accomplished yeah like you do on forums it's just like it's another guy right uh

01:35:06.400 there's a little more personality to this i think so people like it but when i first wrote to you

01:35:11.500 guys i asked what's a pat you asked what's a pastor doing listening to your pod oh yeah and

01:35:16.380 the past year i see the reason the past wait wait wait wait i see the reason that you would ask that

01:35:21.720 is that what he's saying well i guess he sees the reason why he listens okay okay but i mean

01:35:25.320 it's very clear why we'd ask that unless you're an idiot well i'm an idiot i i i thought what he

01:35:30.660 was just like i now see the reason you guys are vulgar vulgar morons and pieces of shit is this

01:35:35.600 david k david k again he got us again he got us again okay uh the path you two have taken with

01:35:42.300 the pod leaning into christ i can't believe the work the lord has done in your pod and the

01:35:47.380 direction i can't believe the work is done the work the lord has done with your pod is a crazy

01:35:52.300 it's a crazy sentence yeah and the direction it's taken yeah man that's it's uh it's been

01:35:56.840 it's been cool i thought i heard matt what's that fucking noise oh that's nancy nancy what

01:36:02.580 are you doing cooking noodles cut it out yeah dude i am boiling water i'll mute myself

01:36:09.120 we can hear it bubbling nancy show us your apartment

01:36:12.900 she won't what a bitch all right all of it has been amazing

01:36:19.660 wait i don't think the audience doesn't know that um nancy never ever uh turns her camera on

01:36:27.240 we can't we've seen her one time at bro grove we've never been able to never allowed to see

01:36:31.280 her again she won't take us on a virtual tour of her apartment which i feel like would be fair

01:36:35.800 i think that's fair yeah she's seen our place she knows how this thing operates hey nancy never

01:36:40.060 ever this have you seen our new our new uh oh show her the curtain yeah we have a new curtain

01:36:43.980 uh nancy look at this tell us what you think no you didn't switch okay you did look at that how's

01:36:48.340 that it's nice oh thanks nance what's it for uh so we don't hear the jewish noises outside

01:36:58.660 but we still do slightly it's better it's for aesthetics it's also for it looks great honestly

01:37:04.220 if you could see the way that it tied the room together and it's fantastic we have a third guess

01:37:07.940 you don't see the door yeah uh oh janet said it sounded like ping pong they're playing ping pong

01:37:12.280 no nancy's playing ping pong because she's asian i like to think nancy has like an empty living

01:37:16.920 room with just a bare wall that she plays like solo ping pong on that's it uh all right so wait

01:37:23.620 what are we what are we saying here um oh god is using our pod

01:37:28.100 yeah all of it's been amazing and all glory to god keep up the good work i continue to pray for

01:37:36.200 your pod your families and your success thank you man you're the best dude we appreciate that i don't

01:37:40.600 know if this spooky music applies to this i like that you guys are such good interior designers

01:37:45.520 thank you i'm part homosexual thank you part this is uh uh what happens when you're raised by women

01:37:51.840 Raised by wolvens

01:37:54.260 Women

01:37:54.780 Raised by bitches

01:37:57.500 Female wolves

01:38:00.000 Trying to be accurate

01:38:02.320 Sound or no sound

01:38:04.720 No I don't think this one

01:38:06.000 I don't think this one needs sound like that

01:38:08.180 I've left the 501c3 world

01:38:10.520 Hey Matt

01:38:12.520 He's not there

01:38:14.120 Oh man

01:38:15.640 I left the 501c3 church world

01:38:18.160 Before you even found Matt and the coffee shop

01:38:20.740 yeah my leanings fall in line with him from blind support of israel well he still does that which

01:38:25.860 is bizarre oh the blind support of israel yeah i mean i get where he's coming from and what does

01:38:30.820 support mean like let me tell you we just tried to shake a dollar out of matt my daughter tell

01:38:36.100 that little little girl comes over holding a box adorable she's adorable and she's got a box from

01:38:41.540 church and it's to collect money for missions because the church is making these kids

01:38:44.820 go around and collect money for missions and she goes up in the missions hard oh yeah they are it's

01:38:49.300 annoying yeah uh and then uh she goes up to matt and shakes her little box and says can i have some

01:38:54.260 money for mission sir and he literally says no no way why would i do that actually not even

01:38:59.500 sarcastic it's very funny the way that matt talks to kids he just goes no get out he goes get out

01:39:05.420 of my face and that's that's actually real i'm pretty sure he's just yeah shoved it so so um

01:39:11.040 you know when when matt supports israel like he's never doing it financially like

01:39:14.680 Oh, my dad, financially, forget about it.

01:39:17.920 No, it's not happening.

01:39:18.680 My dad goes, he goes, hey, are you going to give some money?

01:39:21.280 And Matt goes, no, no, get out of here.

01:39:23.780 And then he says, like, why not?

01:39:25.340 And he goes, because I'm not going to.

01:39:27.560 Like, no explanation.

01:39:28.640 My dad goes, never coming back.

01:39:30.860 Yeah.

01:39:32.180 It's very funny.

01:39:33.040 What is this, dude?

01:39:35.180 When I saw your video with the bag, I'll tell you that video of Labonte doing the serious retard face was the first thing I thought of.

01:39:44.500 i don't remember which one it is reincarnation of david lee corbett caught me though yeah that's

01:39:48.320 that's kind of funny uh is he saying that my my bag video i put a i posted a bag video me hitting

01:39:53.700 the bag yeah was as bad as levante doing the are you thinking about the when he shoots the thing

01:39:59.500 point blank yeah yeah yeah that's unbelievable get out of here that's actually kind of funny i don't

01:40:03.040 think so that was really upsetting i don't think so but he was trying to he's trying to get into

01:40:06.240 some new niches man this is actually drying up the christian conspiracy stuff people don't want

01:40:10.640 to hear about now i gotta get into uh uh boxing tutorials and uh and way tight support your boy

01:40:16.440 uh support missions he leaves the church oh yeah pastor ben left the church that's crazy

01:40:24.300 this is before matt so he can't really attribute it to matt fuck you matt uh so it's because of

01:40:31.000 the blind support of israel and lack of belief in the spiritual nature of our faith that's a huge

01:40:35.600 one a lot of the pot and the guests are just confirmation on that move i've moved to direct

01:40:40.200 bible study in homes with a faithful group and working in the field in a ripe harvest among the

01:40:46.140 homeless nice at my state's largest homeless shelter i feel like we should go matt he's right

01:40:51.660 there come here he's gonna come in in a second it was badly reminiscent as the lebante pistol

01:40:58.060 training course fuck you damn dude hold on let's call i'm gonna call matt one more time because

01:41:02.620 okay call that that paragraph oh there you go come here come here for one second can you come

01:41:06.640 here dude you know about the pastor pastor ben pastor ben oh yeah yeah pastor ben's the man no

01:41:12.120 pastor ben you don't remember him shit liar okay wait wait yes or no do you remember pastor ben no

01:41:17.700 okay okay okay so he goes he writes in he crushes he was one of the first pastors nancy says hi no

01:41:23.620 nancy don't talk to him he was one of the first pastors to write to us and we go like initially

01:41:28.740 like why are you why are you watching this and this is when we were bad bad yeah now we're just

01:41:33.880 kind of bad now now we're nice so he goes he's he's figured out why he's done this and then he

01:41:39.200 says it's been amazing to watch the the way the podcast has turned god is using the pod dude yeah

01:41:44.920 god is using the pod he prays for our families yeah so then he goes like this look at this third

01:41:49.020 paragraph i this guy's a pastor was a pastor no no no i'm not doing no no no no no you don't get

01:41:54.300 to okay you could pretend you could pretend but you're not even on camera yeah now now he's on

01:41:58.260 All right, there he is.

01:41:58.680 Nobody can hear you.

01:42:00.320 Take him off camera.

01:42:01.000 I've left the 501c3 church world.

01:42:03.200 What?

01:42:03.620 He did?

01:42:04.240 As a pastor.

01:42:05.000 Yeah.

01:42:05.540 Yeah.

01:42:05.920 Before you even found Matt in the coffee shop, my leanings fall in line with him from blind

01:42:09.780 support of Israel to lack of belief in the spiritual nature of our faith.

01:42:13.160 These are the reasons why he left the church.

01:42:13.620 And we know that that's the thing you really can't stand is the blind support for Israel.

01:42:16.580 And he's saying he's in alignment with you.

01:42:17.880 But we said he doesn't blindly support Israel.

01:42:19.880 He won't give a fucking dollar to my kid for missions or anything like that.

01:42:24.700 But it's like Matt's not on Matt.

01:42:27.240 Why are you so wet?

01:42:28.180 You're just wet, like all over the...

01:42:29.560 I wash dishes all day.

01:42:30.680 It's the hat.

01:42:31.020 Okay.

01:42:31.500 So he goes, a lot of the pod and the guests...

01:42:33.340 Don't say that, Sparrow.

01:42:34.460 ...are just confirmation on that move.

01:42:35.940 You're the only ones that don't like the hat.

01:42:37.400 He's talking into the microphone like it works.

01:42:39.320 I love how he's got it.

01:42:40.600 He's mounted it on the table.

01:42:42.680 In the wrong way.

01:42:43.340 And he's just talking into it.

01:42:44.020 Clearly the mount is there.

01:42:45.520 Stop.

01:42:45.900 You can't...

01:42:46.420 Please stop getting closer to me.

01:42:47.380 So I've moved to...

01:42:48.320 Listen to what he's moved to.

01:42:49.380 And then you got to leave.

01:42:50.540 I moved to direct Bible study in homes with a faithful group and working in a field...

01:42:55.360 Shocked to hear that.

01:42:56.440 Imagine that.

01:42:57.020 in a ripe harvest among the homeless in a ripe harvest hey hey why did you just lean into the

01:43:02.940 mic when you said bible so people know what i'm saying the homeless at the largest at my state's

01:43:09.080 largest homeless shelter that's all that's all i wanted to tell you that's it he didn't listen

01:43:12.920 to any of this he's reading the chat you got to go matt matt you got to go is uh z-man where's

01:43:18.780 z-man's already z-man's not here today yeah make the chat go away hey i gotta you gotta stop biting

01:43:25.820 your fingernails you know that right okay that's not good it's not good to do it's a sign of

01:43:32.100 intelligence no it's a sign of anxiety yes all right matt well we'll be out in a few minutes

01:43:39.080 you're thinking right through your fingernail beds i don't know can i at least say goodbye

01:43:43.080 you just you could say you just did yeah you said goodbye go ahead bye

01:43:48.580 i don't know i don't know if this is the right thing says bye matt we uh i feel like

01:43:58.900 what are you talking about everybody loves matt everybody loves the hat is the best hat we've

01:44:07.920 influenced this poor guy to leave the church is that a good thing because we're still going

01:44:11.560 to church we're hypocrites um you more so than me so uh yeah yeah i mean if we're doing it just

01:44:17.980 i already learned the software i'm still going there

01:44:28.380 okay make sure to tell matt make sure to tell matt about david k later

01:44:33.100 yeah oh we brought him on for david k yeah um so yeah right so well let's keep reading let's keep

01:44:39.180 reading uh ben's yeah ben's message up i just wanted to reach out and give you a word of

01:44:43.820 encouragement keep the lord keep up the lord's work you two are reaping a harvest for christ's

01:44:48.580 sake and you won't know the scope of of this side of heaven huh that you you're reaping a harvest

01:44:54.620 for christ's sake that you won't know the scope of this side of heaven oh i love the way that's

01:44:59.640 worded yeah yeah dude's crushing yeah should we feel bad i mean about what i don't know i mean

01:45:04.980 no i think ultimately every man's decision is their own i don't think pastor ben is saying

01:45:09.160 that we directly affected him leaving the 501c3 system but um this is not like when i so when we

01:45:15.120 set out with with the podcast i was kind of bashing the church and then i went opposite on it because

01:45:20.080 i don't want people to leave it because i feel like it does help people but i feel like i'm also

01:45:25.600 talking to people who might be going in like like how you went in where you're just going in you're

01:45:30.100 you're hearing yeah people that are working in it maybe you know they're they're deeper and then

01:45:35.100 They see whatever I saw.

01:45:37.140 The underbelly of the dookie, yeah.

01:45:38.500 Yeah, yeah.

01:45:39.120 I don't want to discourage people from going to the church

01:45:43.000 because I think God is there, too.

01:45:45.100 I think he's...

01:45:45.520 100%.

01:45:46.080 He's operating there.

01:45:47.180 Yeah.

01:45:47.660 After every third song.

01:45:49.160 Right.

01:45:49.420 Well, he has to first, yeah.

01:45:50.460 Sometimes he's doing it through the song.

01:45:51.600 It made me cry about Mary Did You Know.

01:45:53.680 But look, I don't think that Pastor Ben is attributing us

01:45:57.700 to him going away from the church.

01:45:59.760 And I think that also going away from a system is not the same thing as going away from the church.

01:46:06.280 No, he's still doing Bible studies and he's working with the homeless people.

01:46:09.420 To me, that's more the church than, excuse me, what the church is doing.

01:46:14.660 You know, if his church, somebody said, Sparrow said maybe his church sucked.

01:46:18.360 Maybe.

01:46:18.800 Right?

01:46:19.060 I mean, look, that's the reality of the situation is some churches are going to be awesome.

01:46:22.280 Some churches are going to suck ass and there's going to be everything in between.

01:46:26.500 It's totally fine to leave a church that sucks ass.

01:46:29.120 Yeah.

01:46:29.760 And it's totally fine to look at the 501c3 system as an institution and go, there's a lot of problems with this, but my church is actually really great.

01:46:37.560 Like, that happens too.

01:46:39.220 It's everything in between.

01:46:40.340 So, yeah, I mean, I don't think he's saying—

01:46:42.220 What's not inexcusable is to look at the 501c3 system and not accurately attribute its downfalls to Israel.

01:46:48.820 Right. I mean, that's fair too.

01:46:49.820 That's pretty fair.

01:46:50.460 I feel like, yeah, when we're criticizing that, we have to also give a good hard look at the people who have infiltrated, well, the religion that is, it's brother or sister religion that's infiltrated it to be what it is now.

01:47:02.960 Because a lot of, most of the synagogues are not like that.

01:47:05.580 But anyway, so I continue to listen to every episode on the pod, on my drive to work, on my motorcycle.

01:47:10.440 Hell yeah.

01:47:11.060 Who is hell, man?

01:47:11.740 And every time I hear a warning on binaural beats, I squirt a little bit.

01:47:15.680 Nice.

01:47:15.720 And my gratitude soars, including on the most recent with Vicky and Topher.

01:47:20.460 Yeah. By the way, what Vicki talks about academically about the Bible reading is called

01:47:25.640 hermeneutics. Right. The study of an ancient text with an understanding of the culture and works at

01:47:31.200 the time. That makes a lot of sense. Yeah. She always talks about the problem that we have now

01:47:36.040 is reading the Bible through our own modern day, like, you know, lens. Yeah. And that we miss a lot.

01:47:41.180 You have to understand the culture of the time. And who he was talking to. And that's why I don't

01:47:44.600 read. Because I go, well, I don't know the culture at the time. A big part of what we are doing on

01:47:49.280 straight bible show especially with the sermon on the mount uh series is every time he reads like

01:47:56.140 what jesus is is saying to uh the people i'm like well who is he talking to and it's very important

01:48:02.320 to know like he was talking to the masses in the beginning and then he just like leaves them and he

01:48:06.620 and he calls his disciples and he's telling them the sermon on the mount right so all those rules

01:48:11.820 are the rules of the christian kingdom but he's talking to his his people the people that get it

01:48:17.120 So, like, that's a good way to understand this.

01:48:19.640 But anyway, God bless you, too.

01:48:21.060 Pastor Ben.

01:48:21.900 Pastor Ben.

01:48:22.920 Thanks for hitting us up again, man.

01:48:24.260 He's so cool.

01:48:24.960 Yeah, I like that.

01:48:26.680 Do we have any other ones?

01:48:28.280 We have one more from George B.

01:48:30.740 George B.

01:48:31.580 Yeah, Experience with a Witch.

01:48:32.940 It seems short.

01:48:34.260 It is short.

01:48:35.280 And you got my attention.

01:48:37.600 So, you want to read this one?

01:48:39.680 Do you see it there?

01:48:40.760 What is it in the thing?

01:48:41.780 It's the most recent one or no?

01:48:43.140 Yeah, it should be.

01:48:44.180 Georgie B.

01:48:44.860 Georgie B.

01:48:45.460 I can't believe you read my story.

01:48:46.800 nope not georgia b i'll start uh years ago my friend was dating a girl oh wait a second

01:48:53.040 there it is and through that becomes friends with his girlfriend's group and specifically her cousin

01:49:00.560 sometimes when we hanged out hanged out we would talk i actually don't have that one you didn't

01:49:06.420 send it to me uh no no it's it's in the drive oh my bad it's the last one in the drive my bad uh

01:49:12.220 sometimes when we hanged out we would talk of texas mexicans uh cryptids and evil spirits

01:49:18.500 what's that mean texas slash mexican cryptids yeah it's the same thing cryptids and mexicans

01:49:23.240 oh tortas yeah honestly you see a torta in the wild ijj some of those girls now what are those

01:49:31.820 the miami latinas oh yeah yeah yeah the more i see them you know what it is a torta is like the uh

01:49:37.900 it's the hispanic version of the crone yeah that's interesting yeah they get to torta they

01:49:43.780 get that like they start sacrificing children for uh length in neck you know what i mean like

01:49:49.940 to try to get back the length in their neck never gonna happen no it's a it's a fool's errand you

01:49:54.300 keep sacrificing babies and it just nothing happens what do they call that in chinese because

01:49:57.560 that happens to chinese women like crazy uh the lack of neck nancy do you think that that's your

01:50:02.840 future no nancy's too tall i'm gonna ask her to be honest i know she's thought of that you know

01:50:07.060 what i'm talking about nancy they go from uh beautiful tall slender-necked uh japanese woman

01:50:12.760 to like old gorilla like and i think that transformation happens in a day or two at least

01:50:18.560 yeah there's like a 24 that's true my my japanese grandma she turned into a total uh roly-poly but

01:50:25.420 she was like four she was like 4 11 though yeah well well i've seen i've seen tall ones i've seen

01:50:31.540 tall ones turn into small ones like that overnight and i'm not even the same person all into small

01:50:35.960 ones shout out to jenny jenny from the block we know her oh i'm still i'm still jenny from the

01:50:40.880 block jenny used to have a little now i have a lot jenny saying no matter where i go i know where i

01:50:44.800 came from j-lo shout out j-lo all right to that bitch sometimes we hand out and we talked about

01:50:49.500 mexican cryptids and evil spirits chupacabras la lechuza i don't know that one can you look

01:50:55.460 that up nancy la lechuza yeah bring that up nancy do a job and uh she's like i'm making noodles

01:51:00.140 Like, I'm boiling noodles, clipping my toenails.

01:51:03.400 And this cousin would always talk about how she was a witch, descended from a line of witches.

01:51:09.460 I always just shrugged it off because that's just crazy chick talk.

01:51:13.860 But you know what?

01:51:16.560 It didn't, like, dawn on me recently, but a guy that was, like, he's in my family.

01:51:23.400 He's kind of, like, third cousin, but we called him Uncle.

01:51:26.700 Okay.

01:51:27.220 Uncle Charlie.

01:51:28.000 Yeah.

01:51:28.180 I'll tell this story.

01:51:28.940 This is a crazy story.

01:51:29.780 he top was born out of pre-cum ouch well that's why would you say that that's hurtful to be honest

01:51:38.880 maybe but i don't know how would we ever know pat the prophet what the hell dude there's no way to

01:51:44.260 prove that pre-cum baby yeah prove it prove it beyond a shadow of a doubt before you bring these

01:51:49.100 salacious claims to this show that's true if you have evidence though i'd be interested in seeing

01:51:53.220 bitch all right anyway if you have evidence show me show me what you got um yeah this uh charlie

01:52:02.800 uncle charlie he was like this kind of like vagabond type dude where he was homeless kind

01:52:07.560 of always lived with family and he would like wander the streets very sad way he ended up like

01:52:11.840 committing suicide oh shit nancy's got a picture of a la la la chusa bring that up in a second it

01:52:17.800 looks dope um he ended up committing suicide and then in his room he was staying at my uncle's

01:52:26.000 house but they ended up like you know cleaning out his stuff and the police got involved

01:52:30.000 because they found like some cp there it was oh no yeah but anyway his mother his mother was a

01:52:38.560 generational witch like one of these people yeah there you go and this dude was like uh never got

01:52:45.160 his shit right and was almost like tortured dude he would just like walk through the streets of

01:52:50.960 coney island and drag his shoes like holes in his shoes nice enough guy but it's just like

01:52:55.360 you can tell off the kids yeah yeah dude something was very wrong yeah something was very wrong with

01:53:01.380 uncle charlie and it was just like it was a it was just a very sad way to go but that's like

01:53:07.840 the more i i think about and learn about that i was like this is generational trauma shit that's

01:53:12.280 pass down and pass down that's how it goes it's almost like he's he had no like the family all

01:53:18.200 knew something was wrong and they were just like just gonna help him out however we can because

01:53:22.900 there's no turning this guy around and he wouldn't he's yeah he had no shot it's very sad

01:53:29.140 alden says half my kids are pre-cum babies damn that method don't work i'm here to actually attest

01:53:34.480 for the pullout method works really well but everybody always talks about pre-cum nobody

01:53:37.960 talked about postcom yeah postcom's great sometimes one night oh wait let's bring up

01:53:45.500 the picture of la chusa what is this oh oh shit what is that it's an owl demon oh yeah yeah look

01:53:54.720 at the owl head no i don't like that and it has yeah oh i like that actually shoot that thing

01:54:01.040 it's just an owl owl man born of postcom well bird man we were talking about the bird man stuff

01:54:06.180 right yeah yeah that's a black eagle man yeah why was she floating her cursor around it like

01:54:11.680 all right one night we were all hanging out on the coast around the bonfire and i just happened

01:54:19.940 to be sitting next to the witch and her boyfriend i noticed she started getting uneasy and overheard

01:54:24.700 her telling her boyfriend i'm telling you it's watching us right now i can feel it she closed

01:54:29.860 her eyes and started saying quietly you're not welcome here over and over about 30 seconds later

01:54:35.640 she stood up grabbed a rock spun around and threw it into the darkness we all heard a screech and

01:54:42.160 could hear something run off oh shit nice dramatic thank you that was a good time we all sat there

01:54:50.500 with the same what the fuck just happened look on our faces i asked what the hell was about to

01:54:55.160 happen and her boyfriend said told you bro she's a witch she can sense these things yes things are

01:55:00.260 there because she's a witch yeah dude yeah you have the innate ability to

01:55:04.220 throw a rock at it but it wouldn't have been there if you weren't conjuring such

01:55:10.100 a bitch well oh what's that is that the same like yeah this is the

01:55:15.020 torta you see the neck clear lack of neck the old la chocha torta harpy like

01:55:21.200 feet yeah that thing is horrifying yeah hangs out in Miami does a podcast is a

01:55:26.540 this light huge zionist okay an hour goes by and she starts freaking out more than before

01:55:33.180 she stood up and told the group it's time to leave he's back and he's not alone someone started

01:55:39.260 looking into the grass slash woods behind us with a flashlight and could see sets of glowing eyes

01:55:43.580 staring right at us we all decided it was best to leave at that moment a couple months later

01:55:50.800 i went to the witch's apartment where we all used to hang out i was i walked in wait when i walked

01:55:59.160 in the witch and my friend's girlfriend were sitting at the table they were holding hands

01:56:04.280 and there was a black candle in the middle of the table damn you walked in on a seance damn dog you

01:56:08.560 better fucking rebuke so wait who was there the witch and uh her friend's girl his friend's

01:56:15.400 girlfriend yeah and the women dude women love a seance women love doing like sacrifices rituals

01:56:21.960 all that dumb shit like it's just fucking what the hell man don't catch me i get it like i get

01:56:27.400 it when it's like you know eve's proclivity to to be the one who fell for the shit then like you

01:56:31.700 know adam being a weak ass bitch and all that other shit it's also for oh man sorry to go ahead

01:56:36.100 but old timmy boy was talking about the constitution of adam and uh interacting with these entities and

01:56:42.200 why we should have uh some second thought about interacting because we're not made up

01:56:47.020 constitutionally as firmly as adam was or is we get cancer i don't know you know adam was probably

01:56:52.840 i don't know 15 feet tall he was he was built different some people say he was big built

01:56:58.180 different yeah he was in the grace of god he was able to withstand it yeah and he goes yeah adam

01:57:02.200 had no problem communicating with him but us we should be careful and and fringe goes actually

01:57:06.880 adam had a huge problem communicating with them oh my god that's funny i should revise my statements

01:57:12.780 like yeah you should you stupid bitch no i don't want to say that i don't want it just wasn't

01:57:16.540 thought it's a funny thing like most of most of his statements right anyway yeah the witch was

01:57:22.740 reading from a book and speaking slash chanting in some language i'd never heard speaking in tongues

01:57:27.360 yeah anybody translating bibbidi-bobbidi-boo i'm standing there in shock and the witch's boyfriend

01:57:33.260 tells me uh tells me my friend broke up with her cousin wait the witch's boyfriend tells me

01:57:39.800 my friend broke up with her cousin okay okay my phone starts ringing over and over as he tells me

01:57:45.140 my friend fucked up and the witch is now you're gonna put a curse that's what i hate the other

01:57:49.700 thing about this witchcraft shit is so much of it is like putting a curse on your ex-boyfriend

01:57:53.640 yeah leave him alone dog bitter it was probably you hookers yeah maybe if you would shut the

01:58:01.180 Maybe if you changed your Invader Zim panties once in a while.

01:58:06.140 Go down instead of across the road.

01:58:08.360 Nasty.

01:58:09.320 Nasty.

01:58:10.140 It's the smell of unwashed laundry.

01:58:12.460 Oh, Brandon W. brought up Snooki from New Jersey.

01:58:14.680 By the way, prayers for Snooki from New Jersey.

01:58:16.780 She has cancer.

01:58:17.640 Oh, no.

01:58:18.420 What happened to her?

01:58:19.620 I don't know.

01:58:20.040 She got cancer.

01:58:21.260 Probably got too close to a craft.

01:58:23.040 Maybe it's all that suntanning.

01:58:24.280 Could be the suntanning.

01:58:25.760 All right.

01:58:27.280 So, yeah, they're putting a hex on this dude.

01:58:28.960 that's actually you know at the libertarian party uh convention at the main one years ago

01:58:34.240 i remember this lady karen uh you would you guys would know is that the pink haired chick yeah

01:58:41.740 karen some she's interesting she was following me for a while for whatever reason i have no idea and

01:58:46.300 then i guess i said some vulgar things and eventually she stopped following me she's a

01:58:49.580 witch she was going around with another person and they had tape and they were going to the

01:58:53.660 chairs that some of the people that they didn't like in liberty this is how little and how spiteful

01:58:58.180 these people are in libertarian politics they're going around with tape getting their hair in order

01:59:02.060 to put hexes on them later and i laughed at it at the time i was like that's crazy and now i'm like

01:59:06.360 we should you should have assaulted her we should put her in a trash can we should put her to fire

01:59:10.660 put her with water test her with flame close the lid um so they're reading from a book he's standing

01:59:17.380 there in shock and he says that they fucked this guy fucked up okay my phone starts ringing over

01:59:22.260 and over and uh the witch is putting a hex and a curse on his soul damn i stand there speechless

01:59:27.620 And while my phone keeps ringing

01:59:29.980 I immediately leave and pull my phone out

01:59:32.360 And see it's my friend's mom blowing up my phone

01:59:34.280 Matt, I paid for that

01:59:36.420 Matt, stop coming in here

01:59:37.000 He's taking my coconut water

01:59:38.900 Don't touch that

01:59:39.440 What is that?

01:59:40.600 You got a collection of sunglasses?

01:59:43.540 Why are you taking?

01:59:44.480 Whose sunglasses do you steal?

01:59:45.800 Back to the story

01:59:46.680 Okay, well don't come in here

01:59:49.880 If it comes in here, it's our business

01:59:51.100 It's our business

01:59:52.360 As soon as it crosses that threshold, our business

01:59:54.240 I like how Matt has committed to the ears

01:59:56.240 I know

01:59:57.100 It's crazy

01:59:57.600 Whoa. Nothing.

01:59:59.740 No, don't say anything. That's not nice. Stop that.

02:00:01.460 He pulls out his phone to see his friend's mom

02:00:03.680 blowing it up. I finally answer

02:00:05.640 and she's crying. She said, God told her

02:00:07.620 that her child was in danger. Whoa!

02:00:10.400 My friend's apartment was

02:00:11.580 in the same complex, so I rushed over to his place.

02:00:13.940 And when I arrived, I found the

02:00:15.520 I found the door slightly open.

02:00:17.980 I went inside to check on him.

02:00:19.660 He wasn't answering. Oh, boy.

02:00:21.340 When I called out for him,

02:00:22.960 what did he say? He wasn't answering

02:00:25.600 when i called out for him so at this point i'm freaking the fuck out went room to room and

02:00:30.420 couldn't find him and finally noticing the bathroom door was closed with the light on i

02:00:35.300 knocked and i called for him but it was nothing but silence finally opened the door and found my

02:00:41.080 friend laying in the bathtub bottle of pills scattered about jeez wrist slit and he was

02:00:46.940 bleeding out we made too many jokes during this read yeah this is heavy i wrapped it matt would

02:00:51.900 be like my soul spirit my spirit man is heavy i can't go into the weekend like this how am i

02:00:56.740 supposed to plant plants and dig dirt no i wrapped a towel around his wrist and called 9-1-1 and

02:01:03.300 somehow by the grace of god he managed to survive also capitalize god so we know who you talk come

02:01:07.440 on man here i'll capitalize it the cops laughed at me when i told him about the witch my friend

02:01:13.060 was put into a mental institution after that because he kept trying to take his own life

02:01:16.780 needless to say i never talked to that group again after that and stayed as far away from

02:01:22.860 them as i could damn dude end of story george b what the hell banger that's crazy dang

02:01:33.260 what do you think about that nancy i liked it that's a good story yeah it sounds like

02:01:40.780 some shit you do nancy believe i did not like that no just no no i reject the claim i deny the

02:01:49.700 claim damn yeah that's heavy i'll tell you what though i don't like witches man i don't like it

02:01:55.840 i don't like witches i don't like it it's sad i don't like how um prevalent it is i don't like

02:02:01.920 the multitude of witchery that's happening on i don't like that word a lot of witches i don't

02:02:07.800 like the multitude of the use of the multitude of the use of the word multitude um no he didn't

02:02:13.760 die sparrow he he survived um but he kept attempting he kept attempting super super super

02:02:19.500 bummer um damn every time my wife opens tiktok sorry my wife there's here somebody sent me this

02:02:31.720 today shout out to schizo friend witch talk let's um let me share this i don't know if i should do

02:02:39.800 this should i put this bitch on the screen i'll do it anyway oh no it's fine

02:02:44.800 so some dude sends me this schizo friend sends me this today and uh nephilim witch oh whoa

02:02:55.540 Nephilim witch tattoo artist yada yada yada forensic psychology and podcast co-hosts um

02:03:01.960 who's the butcher we know him followed by him uh I know who that guy is he's cool if I could

02:03:07.340 just highlight him this guy's cool okay it's not gonna but I mean you know these people are just

02:03:12.980 like so out in the open Nephilim witch and like oh she has a podcast cool that's great what is

02:03:20.880 a podcast about let's see that yeah look at it forensic so it's about murder of course co-host

02:03:27.500 of and mercy's bitches just love click on it let's see it murder murder mysteries bitches

02:03:32.700 i look i call them bitches no don't say that go to the youtube i want to see how many people

02:03:36.420 follow bitches and murder i don't know they don't have a they don't have a don't go down let's see

02:03:41.400 i need to know look there's also the nerdy bog witch yeah thick and mortis it's just another

02:03:47.500 witch that's her yeah it's her it's the same witch it's just like dude it's the same witch

02:03:51.160 same witch they're just no no we have to listen to a little bit of this i need to hear their

02:03:54.060 podcast i can't scroll down scroll down bad if they have videos can you make a fucking single

02:03:58.680 clip of your show you dumb fucking no we don't say that to them we we're fans oh look here what's

02:04:05.500 up bitches i promise we have not forgotten about you so they don't even do their show anymore it's

02:04:08.980 it's whatever um oh that's your kid i'm not the blacks but yeah man i mean point is they're

02:04:16.440 everywhere they're everywhere and it's um you know in in some ways it's like this stupid aesthetic

02:04:25.180 that nerdy girls who grow up with invader zim used to be into and then when they get to a certain age

02:04:34.780 it's the ironic interest in witchcraft and then it becomes the unironic interest in witchcraft

02:04:41.320 and the next thing you know you've had a slow boil towards full-blown witchery and you're now a

02:04:49.260 30 something 40 something year old woman yeah sparrow says as a woman i hate true crime or

02:04:57.420 murder shit i don't get it based space sparrow good job dude it's uh it's horrifying for you

02:05:02.840 i was actually talking with my my wife about this the other day how like in the 70s you know you

02:05:09.120 start this like a slasher film thing right and when when that first kicks off and it's been

02:05:14.760 consistent all the way through they do something where they combine naked chicks and tits right

02:05:21.920 and like sexual content and then like slasher murder so for the women you get murder mystery

02:05:30.600 shit and i don't know what it is it's just like just women just love looking into this abyss of

02:05:36.000 like husbands killing their wives and what the fuck ever and then like on the other side of it

02:05:41.440 it's really for more than just women but women do love this like they love the scream aesthetic

02:05:45.740 right they love like the michael myers thing like there's something called a horror girly

02:05:49.800 which is like one step beneath a witch you know and and they have tattoos of like

02:05:55.280 michael myers and and scream and the knife the butcher's knife but in those films they love

02:06:01.300 combining that gruesome murder with tits and i think what it is is it's like a sex-based trauma

02:06:06.960 ritual where they're traumatizing you with this horrifying shit but only moments before the murder

02:06:12.280 you were bricked up you know because they're showing you tits and and people are getting

02:06:16.700 down they're getting fucking sexual yeah you know and then the next thing that happens after you're

02:06:20.720 sitting there with this erection the very next thing that happens is fucking murder and it's

02:06:26.080 It's like I think it's a correlation that's like incredibly unhealthy.

02:06:30.220 Yeah, but it's done on purpose.

02:06:31.940 It's a correlation to hijack your sexual proclivity and inclinations.

02:06:36.040 Trying to hijack this boner.

02:06:37.480 With murder.

02:06:38.260 That's crazy.

02:06:40.000 That's crazy.

02:06:40.820 I don't like it.

02:06:41.380 I hate it.

02:06:41.880 The psyops go deep, and we don't like witches over here, man.

02:06:44.640 No, dude.

02:06:45.540 I'm thinking about hitting them with hammers, all of them.

02:06:48.480 No, no.

02:06:49.240 We can't do that.

02:06:50.400 We can't do that?

02:06:50.840 Some of them, no, these witches have like strong testimonies after they come out of it.

02:06:54.300 Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

02:06:54.960 That's base, yeah.

02:06:55.540 To be honest, you guys are easy to take out of it because it's, uh, all you got to say

02:06:59.080 is like, I agree with the fact that you're engaging with spiritual entities, but like

02:07:03.820 they're a bit, they're a bit weak-willed and they just need to submit to the father.

02:07:08.160 Well, that's the problem is a lot of them have specifically man hatred.

02:07:11.100 They hate submitting to men and God being masculine.

02:07:15.280 They hate that the patriarchy.

02:07:17.260 Yeah.

02:07:17.640 It's all a lie.

02:07:18.520 And that's kind of what got you there.

02:07:19.860 The sooner you realize that the better.

02:07:22.420 That's it.

02:07:22.920 That's it.

02:07:25.540 With daughters of men

02:07:28.180 And they will do it again

02:07:32.220 The end is written in the book

02:07:36.700 In the pages they forsake

02:07:41.020 Death squad

02:07:42.420 Death squad

02:07:46.600 Death squad

02:07:50.720 Death squad

02:07:53.780 When the last trumpet sounds

Nephilim Death Squad - March 19, 2026

Possessed by Holy Spirit ｜ NDS Chronicles

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