Nephilim Death Squad - March 10, 2026


Possessed by the Holy Spirit | NDS Chronicles


Episode Stats

Length

2 hours and 14 minutes

Words per Minute

203.34946

Word Count

27,316

Sentence Count

37

Misogynist Sentences

150

Hate Speech Sentences

273


Summary

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On today's episode of Chronicles: The Testimony, the boys are joined by one of our Black Card members, JC, to talk about the Black Eyed Children, and the weirdest thing he has ever seen.

Transcript

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00:00:30.000 So we'll just put it on the screen or you want me to...
00:00:32.700 Top Lops and Productions.
00:00:37.000 In the shadows of the ancient ones
00:00:42.320 They never went away
00:00:46.060 They're still here today
00:00:51.000 Level up, death squad
00:00:56.120 When the last trumpet sounds
00:00:58.200 And the heavens crack
00:01:00.040 Blah, blah, blah, blah
00:01:01.300 Level up, death squad
00:01:04.420 Level up, death squad
00:01:08.580 Death squad
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00:01:22.040 Okay, now it's unmuted
00:01:35.900 Anyway, welcome back ladies and gentlemen
00:01:37.700 To another episode of NDS Chronicles
00:01:39.720 The show where we read your
00:01:42.040 Schizophrenic testimony
00:01:43.840 You can send it over to
00:01:45.320 ChroniclesNDS at gmail.com
00:01:47.780 And we might read it
00:01:49.700 Maybe if we get around to it
00:01:51.300 We seem to do like one of these a month
00:01:52.680 Yeah, we were doing better before
00:01:55.080 But now we have fallen off
00:01:56.980 Okay, our auto switcher should be on
00:01:59.060 Okay, we're good now
00:01:59.980 We're going
00:02:00.080 For being as late as we were
00:02:02.000 You would think we had this set up
00:02:03.320 Realistically, all that we did
00:02:04.520 That we're late
00:02:05.140 Should we show the people?
00:02:06.840 We'll show them
00:02:07.440 Oh yeah, yeah, go ahead
00:02:08.320 So we put up a curtain
00:02:12.380 A curtain
00:02:12.820 That's it
00:02:13.900 Now we got a curtain
00:02:15.540 Which is nice
00:02:16.440 We're like doing the whole Joe Rogan thing
00:02:18.060 And I think people will really appreciate it
00:02:20.600 How's the Purim party?
00:02:21.760 So they're doing their thing out there
00:02:23.580 They're doing it
00:02:24.140 They're warming up
00:02:25.360 They're praying
00:02:25.800 So apparently it might get loud at some point
00:02:28.540 Yeah
00:02:28.880 But whatever
00:02:30.100 Show them
00:02:31.080 No, we're not going to show them
00:02:32.400 They them
00:02:32.920 Guys, so yeah
00:02:35.300 This is our testimony-based show
00:02:38.140 Which I'm a huge fan of
00:02:39.460 Despite not doing it very often
00:02:40.620 Where, you know
00:02:41.800 If you've had a supernatural test experience
00:02:43.680 Or something unexplainable in your life
00:02:46.440 And it's not something that you can talk about
00:02:48.800 With anybody
00:02:49.260 Because nobody fucking believes you
00:02:50.500 Because you look schizophrenic
00:02:52.260 And we'll read it
00:02:54.560 And we'll mock you
00:02:56.220 And
00:02:56.740 This is when people say
00:02:59.680 Well, show us your evidence
00:03:01.420 Bring us your
00:03:02.300 Your receipts
00:03:03.000 Your receipts
00:03:03.560 These are our receipts
00:03:04.520 Yeah, bitch
00:03:05.240 Yeah, they come from crazy people
00:03:07.160 Yeah, that's right
00:03:07.740 And we don't take them seriously
00:03:09.100 No, we don't
00:03:09.580 Well, I take them seriously
00:03:10.740 But see, that's the thing about us
00:03:11.840 Is even if we take a thing seriously
00:03:13.160 We still make fun of it
00:03:14.000 Yeah
00:03:14.460 Which happens like all the time
00:03:15.820 You know, we're going to make fun of
00:03:17.520 The beasts of the earth
00:03:18.880 After it cracks open
00:03:20.180 And they come from the depths
00:03:21.100 You know, the subterranean
00:03:22.180 Deep underground military bases
00:03:23.920 And they
00:03:24.920 Finally, the restrainer has been removed
00:03:26.440 And they can feast upon our flesh
00:03:27.620 We're going to make fun of that too
00:03:28.560 Yeah, man
00:03:29.160 Who cares?
00:03:30.080 While they're eating us
00:03:31.060 Look at you dumb bitches
00:03:32.320 You sting like a bitch, Scorpion man
00:03:34.040 Scorpion man
00:03:35.700 Scorpion man
00:03:36.460 Sting me harder, baby
00:03:37.480 So we had a huge story last time
00:03:40.680 And it was 13 pages
00:03:42.500 Because Greg is an asshole
00:03:43.640 And
00:03:44.500 But he kept us around
00:03:46.520 The last one that we talked about
00:03:47.500 Was Trashbag Man
00:03:48.400 Which is very fascinating
00:03:49.180 I don't remember
00:03:49.840 What it was about
00:03:51.200 But I remember being like
00:03:51.980 Damn, this is crazy
00:03:53.300 It was like a man
00:03:54.300 That was made of like
00:03:55.100 Black oil
00:03:55.860 Yeah
00:03:57.220 That's all I remember
00:03:58.740 So
00:03:59.360 By the way
00:03:59.820 You just reminded me
00:04:00.600 Because I'm scrolling through the story
00:04:01.780 This is Black Eyed Chase
00:04:02.900 But Black Eyed Children
00:04:04.320 Yeah
00:04:05.020 Is this somebody that we want to have on?
00:04:06.720 There's this girl named
00:04:07.900 Podge
00:04:10.660 What's her name?
00:04:12.500 Poop log?
00:04:13.540 No
00:04:13.840 It's a girl
00:04:15.040 I'm always very suspicious
00:04:16.800 On if I want to have a girl on
00:04:18.020 I know
00:04:18.240 The girls
00:04:18.820 They're very suspicious
00:04:19.720 Skiba
00:04:20.720 Skiba News Network
00:04:21.900 Had her on
00:04:22.500 News Nation
00:04:23.280 Yeah
00:04:23.780 Kay
00:04:24.260 Damn, what's her name?
00:04:25.600 Oh my god
00:04:25.900 JC's here
00:04:26.480 Hi JC
00:04:27.040 JC's here?
00:04:28.080 He is
00:04:28.640 Hi JC
00:04:29.460 I love JC
00:04:30.080 It's been a long time
00:04:30.980 Shouldn't have left you
00:04:32.280 Her name is
00:04:33.400 Kay
00:04:33.880 Step 2
00:04:35.080 Kay Paji
00:04:35.800 Kay Paji
00:04:36.620 That's very familiar
00:04:37.460 Yeah, yeah
00:04:38.240 You know her
00:04:38.880 You what?
00:04:39.900 I don't know
00:04:40.460 Kay Paji
00:04:41.040 She's big on Instagram
00:04:42.160 Is she?
00:04:43.540 Yeah, yeah
00:04:44.080 And she
00:04:44.440 I was looking through her stuff
00:04:45.980 Because I was like
00:04:46.900 Oh, she's good
00:04:47.540 Yeah
00:04:47.960 And she's talking about
00:04:48.700 The Black Eyed Children
00:04:49.520 She's talking about
00:04:50.160 All the stuff we do
00:04:50.820 I have a feeling
00:04:51.500 She listens to this show
00:04:52.460 And just like does it
00:04:53.340 Like better rehashes
00:04:54.360 That's how everybody
00:04:55.100 Everybody do
00:04:55.720 Short form content
00:04:56.680 Yeah
00:04:57.040 She crushes
00:04:58.100 Everybody, everybody
00:04:59.060 I was like
00:04:59.540 Maybe we should have her on
00:05:00.500 But then I'm like
00:05:01.000 Then also
00:05:02.120 Girl
00:05:03.600 Girl
00:05:04.360 Ugh
00:05:05.600 Don't like that
00:05:06.520 Yeah, there you go
00:05:07.300 The other Holly
00:05:07.940 This may be the worst part
00:05:09.360 I know
00:05:10.100 It's girl
00:05:10.840 Is she even a real person?
00:05:13.320 I don't know
00:05:13.500 Or just a girl?
00:05:14.280 I don't know
00:05:14.880 Um
00:05:16.400 We'll think about it
00:05:17.200 I'm not sure
00:05:17.700 We need to pray about it
00:05:18.880 Yeah, I need to bring that up
00:05:19.940 With the Lord
00:05:20.720 In order to get some clarity
00:05:21.900 I need to be having these hoes on
00:05:23.080 Lord, what you think about these hoes, Lord?
00:05:25.420 What you think about these bitches and hoes
00:05:27.220 Um
00:05:27.900 So, okay, let's
00:05:29.180 We're gonna continue reading Greg's
00:05:30.520 Yeah, don't say that, dude
00:05:31.300 We're gonna continue reading Greg's story
00:05:32.760 All right, well, what page are you on?
00:05:34.060 Um
00:05:34.300 Oh, it's right after Trashbag Man
00:05:36.740 Yeah, it's right after Trashbag Man
00:05:37.680 Oh, so Black Eyed Chase
00:05:38.740 Yeah, this is what we're talking about
00:05:39.720 This is what reminded me
00:05:40.520 Is this
00:05:40.820 I don't know if that's what this is
00:05:42.060 Um
00:05:42.480 So let's get straight into it
00:05:44.200 He says
00:05:44.520 When I was in 6th grade
00:05:46.360 My stepdad felt I had too much independence and freedom
00:05:49.040 Maybe I did
00:05:50.300 One of his courses of action was to revamp my wardrobe
00:05:53.480 I was a skater boy
00:05:55.340 I wasn't into Genco's
00:05:57.680 But I did own UFOs
00:05:59.200 Those are those dumbass pants
00:06:00.600 Oh, yeah
00:06:01.240 Big UFO pants
00:06:02.020 So stupid
00:06:02.920 You're a real dumb bitch, Greg
00:06:04.880 Um
00:06:05.740 I preferred skinny jeans and a band t-shirt
00:06:07.780 That was two sizes too small
00:06:09.340 This is gay
00:06:10.020 Nothing too crazy
00:06:10.860 That's not even really skater
00:06:12.720 As much as that's like a scene kid
00:06:14.320 Or an emo kid
00:06:15.320 But fine, I'll let you, you know
00:06:16.720 Live in your delusions
00:06:17.620 Uh
00:06:18.700 This guy wanted to dress me
00:06:20.180 But in bootcut Levi's
00:06:22.060 White New Balance sneakers
00:06:23.560 When they were not cool
00:06:25.160 And a checkered polo
00:06:26.960 Yeah, that does suck
00:06:28.000 He had me dressing like a dad from the 90s
00:06:30.360 It made things difficult
00:06:31.720 So my girlfriend at the time
00:06:33.480 Convinced me to skip school one day
00:06:34.960 The original plan was for me
00:06:36.480 To just get changed at her house
00:06:37.740 And then go to school late
00:06:38.780 But one hour turned into two hours
00:06:40.840 And so on
00:06:41.660 I went home at the time
00:06:43.000 I was supposed to arrive home
00:06:44.160 As if I went to school
00:06:45.080 Thinking no one would ever find out
00:06:46.780 I was a dummy
00:06:47.980 My mom
00:06:49.360 My mom
00:06:50.000 And stepdad were waiting for me at the door
00:06:52.340 Oh, shit
00:06:53.280 Wait a second
00:06:53.680 Did you pull up that other email?
00:06:55.080 The one that Nancy wanted us to read?
00:06:56.420 Do you have that?
00:06:58.120 Do you remember that one?
00:06:58.860 Yeah, yeah
00:06:59.260 I don't have it
00:07:00.060 But I can find it pretty easily
00:07:01.360 In the Chronicles Gmail
00:07:02.200 Yeah, yeah
00:07:02.800 Okay, alright
00:07:03.180 Just want to make sure
00:07:03.820 Because I'm excited about that
00:07:05.480 The way this house was set up
00:07:07.160 Oh, shit
00:07:07.740 Here we go
00:07:08.300 Oh, HGTV, baby
00:07:09.440 Are these guys kidding me?
00:07:10.680 They love to tell us about the setup of their houses
00:07:12.860 And I love to hear about it
00:07:14.860 I don't
00:07:17.140 I don't love to hear about it
00:07:19.240 It's like when somebody tells me their name
00:07:21.380 Yeah
00:07:21.820 I'm like, I'm gonna remember that
00:07:22.780 Yeah
00:07:23.200 You know that
00:07:24.040 That's not the same thing, dude
00:07:25.980 When somebody tells me their name
00:07:27.660 Somebody did that
00:07:28.960 Oh, someone in church
00:07:30.220 Oh
00:07:30.680 Did I tell you about the story?
00:07:31.500 No
00:07:31.780 I'm gonna run the sound room
00:07:32.880 The ones and twos
00:07:33.580 Yeah
00:07:34.360 And a guy comes up to me
00:07:35.820 He goes
00:07:36.180 My name's Chris Officer
00:07:37.500 No, he comes up every morning
00:07:39.180 Nice dude
00:07:39.860 Yeah
00:07:40.220 I think his name is Brian now
00:07:41.440 I think
00:07:41.840 I don't remember
00:07:42.760 Alright
00:07:43.100 Oh, see, this is the problem
00:07:44.260 Every morning
00:07:45.880 Every Sunday morning
00:07:46.640 He goes
00:07:47.060 How you doing?
00:07:47.780 I say, great
00:07:48.340 He says, do you want a sausage?
00:07:50.180 Okay
00:07:50.460 That's a weird
00:07:51.480 Hey
00:07:52.080 Nah
00:07:52.540 But he's got a tin
00:07:53.600 He's got tins filled with sausage
00:07:55.440 And I always tell him
00:07:56.240 The fuck
00:07:56.460 No, thanks
00:07:57.100 I don't want a sausage right now
00:07:58.940 This dude's just got a tin full of phallic meat?
00:08:02.320 No, it's like a sausage sandwich
00:08:04.100 And they probably slap
00:08:05.520 Oh, he's giving you sausage sandwiches?
00:08:07.580 I think they're homemade
00:08:08.420 That's what he's telling
00:08:09.260 When Pastor Mark is saying
00:08:10.700 Skip your sizzly at Wawa
00:08:12.160 Yeah, we got sausage sandwiches
00:08:13.520 Because we got it right here
00:08:14.240 Congregation, say sausage sandwich
00:08:15.620 Can we say sausage sandwich, church?
00:08:17.420 He watches the show
00:08:18.640 Sausage sandwich, apparently
00:08:19.340 He watches the show
00:08:20.340 Well, we're giving him some friendly advice
00:08:21.620 Stop making people repeat
00:08:22.680 St. Simon Says, bitch
00:08:23.840 Read the word
00:08:24.500 No, no, no, no, no, no, no
00:08:25.520 It's okay
00:08:26.020 Do what you want to do
00:08:26.820 Listen
00:08:27.160 So he comes up to me
00:08:29.040 Apparently he knows Matt
00:08:30.020 He goes
00:08:30.480 First
00:08:30.920 First he says
00:08:32.180 He does this for weeks upon end
00:08:33.480 And then
00:08:34.460 Last week he comes up
00:08:35.380 And he goes
00:08:35.800 Top Lobster
00:08:37.100 I know you
00:08:37.720 And I go
00:08:38.460 It's like
00:08:39.260 My skin on the back of my neck goes
00:08:41.660 Clutch his gun
00:08:42.540 Yeah, I turn around
00:08:43.580 I'm like he's gonna punch me
00:08:44.640 Or something
00:08:44.860 That's me, hi
00:08:46.600 Yeah
00:08:46.980 And he goes
00:08:47.860 Yeah, I watch the show
00:08:48.740 Do you want a sausage sandwich?
00:08:50.440 And I go
00:08:50.720 Not now
00:08:51.240 Definitely not now
00:08:52.160 No, you poisoned it
00:08:53.280 Apparently he knows Heppy
00:08:54.380 Everybody calls him as Heppy
00:08:55.660 Like herpes almost
00:08:57.100 Who's that Heppy?
00:08:58.300 What are you talking about?
00:08:59.060 Matt Herpes
00:08:59.520 Oh
00:09:00.380 He calls him Heppy?
00:09:01.820 Yeah, yeah
00:09:02.200 They know Hepp
00:09:02.700 Everybody knows Hepp
00:09:03.820 Did they know his name
00:09:05.060 Spelled with three T's?
00:09:06.060 Tell Hepp I said hi
00:09:07.000 Yeah
00:09:07.300 And I go
00:09:07.700 I'll tell him
00:09:08.340 Hepp B or Hepp C?
00:09:09.360 What's your name?
00:09:11.280 And he tells me his name
00:09:12.120 And he goes
00:09:12.400 And I'm like
00:09:14.380 Shit
00:09:14.860 Yep
00:09:15.180 He's like
00:09:15.580 You wanna write that down for me?
00:09:16.680 He's like
00:09:16.820 Don't have a pen
00:09:17.380 Tells me his name
00:09:18.320 Maybe three or four more times
00:09:19.500 I don't remember it
00:09:20.420 Doesn't matter
00:09:20.880 Doesn't stick
00:09:21.460 Same thing
00:09:22.200 Yeah
00:09:22.500 It's that
00:09:23.080 Or when you try to share a song with me
00:09:24.500 You go listen to this song
00:09:25.300 And I go
00:09:25.620 You expect me to not talk
00:09:27.860 For three minutes straight?
00:09:28.960 This is insane
00:09:29.620 So the way this house was set up
00:09:31.660 As soon as you open the front door
00:09:33.140 You're at the bottom of the stairwell
00:09:34.920 Up the stairs is another door
00:09:36.620 That leads to the living room quarters
00:09:38.180 When I got home this day
00:09:40.140 They were waiting
00:09:41.160 And not much was said
00:09:43.080 Before my stepdad
00:09:44.300 Pushed me through
00:09:46.340 With a closed door behind
00:09:47.900 Oh I'm sorry
00:09:48.520 Pushed me through
00:09:49.440 And closed the door behind me
00:09:50.760 And I fell down the stairs
00:09:52.720 Damn
00:09:53.780 Stepdad's mad
00:09:55.180 How's this house set up?
00:09:56.180 You got stairs in the closet?
00:09:58.000 Stairs in the
00:09:58.460 Yeah
00:09:58.680 He fell down the closet stairs
00:10:00.140 I don't know what the fuck he said
00:10:03.500 Qui-Gon says
00:10:06.060 Ah split level
00:10:06.880 Yeah I guess so
00:10:08.260 Where you have a landing
00:10:08.980 And it can go either up or down
00:10:10.220 Well
00:10:10.860 That's usually how stairs work
00:10:12.520 Yeah
00:10:12.780 You know you got those
00:10:13.560 The staircases that do the fucking
00:10:15.980 The Baphomet thing
00:10:16.940 The Baphomet up and down
00:10:17.860 So
00:10:18.560 So he pushed me down the stairs
00:10:21.740 I recovered
00:10:22.640 And I left
00:10:23.820 It was a common thing
00:10:25.420 For my stepdad
00:10:26.140 To get physical with me
00:10:27.160 Oh
00:10:27.660 Oh no
00:10:28.440 It's because of how you were dressed?
00:10:29.640 Not good
00:10:30.120 Well what was he wearing?
00:10:31.080 Well he was wearing
00:10:32.080 Skinny jeans
00:10:32.640 Skinny jeans
00:10:33.080 And a t-shirt that was
00:10:34.020 Two sizes too small
00:10:35.080 And it had nothing to do with skating
00:10:36.760 You know
00:10:37.460 By the way
00:10:38.040 When these kids were doing that
00:10:39.100 Like
00:10:39.400 It was
00:10:40.140 Before they sold them for men
00:10:41.640 Dudes were openly being like
00:10:43.680 Yeah
00:10:43.800 I take these from my little sister
00:10:45.140 Yeah
00:10:45.820 Yeah
00:10:46.040 Oh for sure
00:10:46.520 It was very open
00:10:47.500 Because
00:10:48.400 It was okay to say
00:10:49.500 Because your favorite bands
00:10:50.520 Were doing that shit
00:10:51.420 Yeah
00:10:51.780 And then eventually
00:10:52.460 Like the industry caught on
00:10:53.440 And started making
00:10:54.000 Really really tight jeans
00:10:55.020 Yeah
00:10:55.220 Making crop tops for these guys
00:10:56.480 Crop tops for these faggots
00:10:57.560 So yeah
00:10:58.700 I mean at this time
00:10:59.360 You probably stole it from your sister
00:11:00.600 And that's probably why
00:11:01.640 He was getting really upset
00:11:02.600 I like how there's no explanation to it
00:11:05.700 Well think about
00:11:06.320 As a stepdad
00:11:07.220 He just busted in
00:11:07.980 And pushed me down the stairs
00:11:08.900 Every time I saw him
00:11:09.840 Imagine it's a thing
00:11:11.220 Where it's like
00:11:11.720 He's not your kid
00:11:12.700 But then he had a daughter
00:11:13.800 With your mom
00:11:14.400 And now you're stealing
00:11:15.240 His daughter's clothes
00:11:16.160 I wanted to do a thing
00:11:17.400 What's the thing
00:11:18.180 I wanted to do a thing for
00:11:19.980 He said he was a skater boy
00:11:21.900 He said see you later boy
00:11:23.620 You tell me if you like this
00:11:25.160 What is it
00:11:25.600 What are you going to do
00:11:26.040 We'll see if it even works
00:11:27.880 Okay go ahead
00:11:28.680 So it was typical
00:11:31.720 For my stepdad
00:11:32.440 To beat me up
00:11:33.080 Because I was wearing
00:11:33.580 His daughter's clothes
00:11:34.300 And typically
00:11:35.900 If I just gave him
00:11:36.680 Enough time and space
00:11:37.580 It would blow over
00:11:38.540 Or if he got one good shot in
00:11:41.280 He'd be satisfied
00:11:42.160 Damn that's crazy
00:11:43.120 But this wasn't
00:11:44.600 This day wasn't typical
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00:12:14.420 As I'm walking down the street
00:12:17.360 On the sidewalk
00:12:17.960 I hear a vehicle coming
00:12:19.220 It gets closer
00:12:20.600 Louder
00:12:21.080 And starts to sound ominous
00:12:23.060 I look and jump
00:12:24.840 At the same time
00:12:25.920 It was my stepdad
00:12:27.040 In his truck
00:12:27.940 And he was trying to kill me
00:12:29.440 Whoa
00:12:30.000 This dude had it out for you
00:12:31.720 This is nuts dude
00:12:32.500 Well what were you wearing?
00:12:33.660 Ah your sister's closed
00:12:34.940 This is the problem
00:12:35.860 Honestly I don't know
00:12:37.160 If I wouldn't be as upset
00:12:38.320 Um
00:12:39.300 So I got off the road
00:12:40.960 And ran into a patch of woods
00:12:42.520 That were behind my house
00:12:43.500 Me and some of my friends
00:12:44.820 Had built a teepee
00:12:45.680 Hide out
00:12:46.420 In these woods
00:12:47.360 And we had scissors
00:12:48.840 Stashed there
00:12:49.840 The fuck
00:12:51.000 I grabbed them
00:12:52.180 And exited the other side
00:12:53.460 Of the woods
00:12:53.940 Onto the next block over
00:12:55.440 When I came out
00:12:57.380 Onto the street
00:12:57.860 My stepdad was already there
00:12:59.340 In his truck
00:12:59.880 Waiting for me
00:13:00.860 He got out
00:13:02.220 And we did the ring
00:13:03.320 Around the rosy thing
00:13:04.260 Around the truck
00:13:04.820 A couple of times
00:13:05.500 He wouldn't let up
00:13:06.620 This was different
00:13:07.640 The rage was different
00:13:09.240 This time
00:13:09.800 He even looked different
00:13:11.360 His skin was pale
00:13:12.480 His eyes were so dark
00:13:13.880 The eyes stood out so much
00:13:16.440 Because he normally had
00:13:17.740 Very light crystal clear
00:13:19.280 Blue eyes
00:13:20.020 Or crystal blue eyes
00:13:20.940 I just added the word clear
00:13:22.100 Because that's instinctively
00:13:22.980 What comes after that word crystal
00:13:24.220 Later on in life
00:13:25.760 We learned that my stepdad
00:13:27.020 Had a disease
00:13:27.800 That was deteriorating
00:13:29.060 His brain
00:13:29.720 It was called
00:13:31.000 Huntington's disease
00:13:32.180 Damn that's crazy
00:13:33.660 What do you want Matt
00:13:34.680 What do you want
00:13:35.820 No it's not supposed
00:13:37.060 To be our show
00:13:37.780 Alright
00:13:38.360 You just never show up
00:13:39.680 Yeah well we have
00:13:41.400 A show to do
00:13:42.060 And we were supposed
00:13:42.680 To wait for you
00:13:43.260 To do the
00:13:43.680 Why would you put
00:13:44.580 That terrible one on
00:13:45.640 I like this one
00:13:46.360 I hate it
00:13:47.020 Look at it
00:13:47.420 So there we go
00:13:48.060 That's nice
00:13:48.820 It's better
00:13:49.280 Don't look Matt
00:13:50.200 Get back to the
00:13:51.060 Pour in the coffee thing
00:13:52.040 No but we showed
00:13:56.860 The curtain off
00:13:57.440 People really like the curtain
00:13:58.360 Oh we're doing
00:13:59.160 A red ominous
00:14:00.000 Background now
00:14:00.700 What do you think
00:14:01.220 No nobody's asking
00:14:03.920 Why aren't you on
00:14:04.620 Nobody nobody cares
00:14:05.480 That you're not
00:14:05.800 Honestly the red
00:14:06.480 Does look good
00:14:07.040 With all the signage
00:14:07.800 Yeah red or orange
00:14:09.520 Or yellow
00:14:11.040 This thing wants
00:14:12.600 To be like that
00:14:13.140 But whatever
00:14:13.480 No the red was good
00:14:15.820 It was ominous
00:14:16.360 For the for the feel
00:14:17.300 Of the ooh
00:14:18.220 Ooh
00:14:19.280 Okay okay
00:14:20.260 Let's get it together
00:14:21.060 I'm very sorry
00:14:22.120 He's had Huntington's disease
00:14:23.400 He was becoming retarded
00:14:24.580 I finally decided
00:14:25.820 To make a move
00:14:26.500 I slashed him
00:14:27.400 With the scissors
00:14:27.940 And bolted past him
00:14:29.020 I ran as fast as I could
00:14:30.800 Cutting through yards
00:14:31.680 To dodge his truck
00:14:32.680 Until I made it
00:14:33.260 To my girlfriend's house
00:14:34.200 I hid in her backyard
00:14:35.620 For hours
00:14:36.260 Maybe five or six hours
00:14:37.980 Damn
00:14:38.280 But everybody knew
00:14:39.460 That that's where
00:14:40.320 I'd end up
00:14:40.960 So they waited for me there
00:14:42.520 What do you mean everybody
00:14:43.600 Everybody everybody
00:14:44.760 Everybody living now
00:14:45.560 This guy and all
00:14:46.420 All the demons
00:14:47.140 In his head
00:14:47.860 Him and Legion
00:14:48.580 Yeah
00:14:48.820 I eventually blew
00:14:50.620 My own cover
00:14:51.400 Trying to get
00:14:52.380 My girlfriend's attention
00:14:53.320 And my stepdad
00:14:54.320 Still wanted to fight
00:14:55.340 After all this time
00:14:56.740 He had to cool down
00:14:57.500 Maybe six or seven hours
00:14:58.680 Now just pumping
00:14:59.860 With rage
00:15:00.480 We boxed it out
00:15:01.580 For a few minutes
00:15:02.260 I didn't have much
00:15:03.020 Of a chance
00:15:03.520 Because I was
00:15:03.860 Wearing girls clothes
00:15:04.860 But I made him
00:15:07.200 Bleed his own blood
00:15:08.120 He bled his own blood
00:15:09.300 And I didn't black out
00:15:11.120 For it
00:15:11.480 Okay so he made him
00:15:12.280 Bleed his own blood
00:15:12.920 And didn't black out
00:15:13.740 For it
00:15:14.020 That's a good sign
00:15:15.060 Yeah
00:15:15.440 You're about your faculties
00:15:16.880 You boxed up your stepdad
00:15:18.220 You know what though
00:15:19.060 In women's clothes
00:15:19.820 That's a big deal
00:15:20.500 That's a crazy move
00:15:21.100 If you could fight naked
00:15:21.920 Or in women's clothes
00:15:23.140 Well imagine
00:15:24.080 Getting your ass kicked
00:15:25.180 By your teenage stepson
00:15:26.560 In women's clothes
00:15:27.360 They're not ass kicked
00:15:28.540 But making him
00:15:29.480 Bleed your own blood
00:15:30.400 I have that thing
00:15:32.520 Where I can't stand
00:15:33.820 When people say
00:15:34.880 Like when I fight
00:15:36.580 I black out
00:15:37.240 Yeah yeah that's gay
00:15:38.280 You know black out
00:15:39.480 I'm brutally aware
00:15:40.500 Of every ass beating
00:15:41.380 I ever took actually
00:15:42.340 The ones that I dealt out
00:15:44.340 And the ones that I gave
00:15:45.400 Or the ones that I received
00:15:46.780 I remember all of them
00:15:47.900 Very clearly
00:15:48.720 No blacking out
00:15:50.580 It's just about people
00:15:51.420 Who are like
00:15:51.800 I fight with all my emotions
00:15:53.300 That's not a good thing
00:15:54.600 No then you just
00:15:55.560 Star fucking
00:15:55.980 You're out of control
00:15:57.040 Yeah
00:15:57.420 I fight like a bitch
00:15:58.720 I like the music
00:16:00.360 Is everybody hearing that
00:16:01.140 I would hope so
00:16:01.860 Sparrow
00:16:02.520 Yeah
00:16:03.280 Sparrow bear
00:16:04.200 I hear it
00:16:05.060 I blacked out twice
00:16:07.000 Beating somebody's ass
00:16:07.880 Don't lie to me panda
00:16:08.840 Why are these girls lying
00:16:10.620 Well it's a very
00:16:12.320 Girl thing to do
00:16:13.040 It's a girl thing to do
00:16:14.140 Men don't lie
00:16:14.840 But women
00:16:15.300 Lying
00:16:16.520 Constantly
00:16:17.500 Baby lying
00:16:18.500 Alright let's continue
00:16:19.180 The story
00:16:19.520 So I guess it's the end of it
00:16:20.700 Well he says
00:16:21.520 I remember that day well
00:16:23.260 My real dad was the one
00:16:24.540 Who eventually broke it up
00:16:25.560 Damn real dad for the W
00:16:26.920 Real dad broke it up
00:16:28.260 And didn't beat the shit out
00:16:29.260 This guy
00:16:29.520 But also didn't raise you
00:16:30.600 And I went to live with him
00:16:31.960 For several months
00:16:32.580 After this happened
00:16:33.260 What the hell
00:16:34.160 Oh I guess because it was about
00:16:35.080 Like the demonic nature
00:16:35.960 Of step daddy
00:16:36.840 Yeah
00:16:37.640 Okay I mean
00:16:38.860 These are fine stories
00:16:39.860 Matt likes these stories
00:16:41.660 Oh look
00:16:42.100 Brenna also says
00:16:43.320 I blacked out
00:16:43.960 What are the girls
00:16:44.500 The girls are blacking out
00:16:45.440 Huh
00:16:45.640 Yeah well Atma
00:16:47.060 Did you black out
00:16:47.880 This is how we can tell
00:16:48.780 Oh yeah we'll know
00:16:49.460 If Atma's a girl or a guy
00:16:50.500 Based off of whether or not
00:16:51.680 They blacked out
00:16:52.320 They them
00:16:53.240 They them
00:16:53.840 Yeah girls be blacking out
00:16:56.260 They do stupid stuff
00:16:57.100 I guess black people black out
00:16:58.260 Well that's a
00:16:59.280 That's just a state
00:17:00.000 A constant state of
00:17:00.780 Crazy hospital drugs
00:17:02.340 After I moved in with my dad
00:17:03.480 I started smoking weed
00:17:04.300 And drinking
00:17:04.800 I don't think that was his fault
00:17:06.360 Probably was
00:17:07.060 You guys like this
00:17:07.520 Don't use that hideous
00:17:09.060 Overexposed
00:17:10.540 Shot
00:17:11.580 It's a nice shot
00:17:12.660 This is our fifth camera
00:17:14.700 Ugh
00:17:15.320 I know
00:17:15.980 I know
00:17:16.700 It's so bad
00:17:17.520 We don't have to
00:17:18.120 There you go
00:17:18.680 Look at that
00:17:19.120 Nice and warm
00:17:19.840 The vanilla cam
00:17:21.480 Panda fly says
00:17:23.160 Oh my mama
00:17:24.040 Alright nigga chill
00:17:25.600 Alright
00:17:26.120 After I moved in with my dad
00:17:27.800 I started smoking weed
00:17:28.600 And drinking
00:17:29.000 I don't think it was his fault
00:17:30.140 But it just worked out that way
00:17:31.740 He didn't facilitate the smoking
00:17:33.520 Right away
00:17:34.280 Okay this sounds a lot like
00:17:35.320 It's his fault then
00:17:36.420 Do you like this vibe?
00:17:37.300 I do like the purple
00:17:38.160 It also looks good
00:17:39.100 Yeah I mean
00:17:40.220 Yeah
00:17:40.780 A lot of different vibes look good
00:17:42.300 Yeah
00:17:42.780 I guess NDS is really just blue right?
00:17:45.280 I think NDS is really just about
00:17:46.620 Looking super good
00:17:47.420 Because we put in all this work
00:17:48.460 And this beautiful set
00:17:49.240 And everything that we do
00:17:49.960 Looks super good
00:17:50.620 Except for when you change it
00:17:51.500 To that bad camera
00:17:52.740 Yeah
00:17:53.460 Alright
00:17:53.880 How about this one?
00:17:55.340 Oh that looks super good
00:17:56.340 I will put it back on red
00:17:57.300 Because it's ominous
00:17:58.040 Let's go
00:17:58.420 I blacked out on triple C's
00:17:59.840 That yeah
00:18:00.200 Well that makes
00:18:00.740 Yeah
00:18:01.440 That makes sense
00:18:02.360 Um
00:18:03.340 So he didn't facilitate
00:18:05.460 The smoking
00:18:05.940 Right away
00:18:06.760 But he did facilitate
00:18:08.440 The drinking
00:18:08.900 So this is totally
00:18:09.640 Anyway
00:18:10.060 He had a pretty bad
00:18:11.380 Drinking problem for a while too
00:18:12.740 But he was never violent
00:18:13.900 I never saw it anyway
00:18:15.260 He was always fun to be around
00:18:16.960 He taught me to play quarters
00:18:17.980 He took me to concerts
00:18:19.280 He taught me how to play guitar
00:18:20.520 He was a video game nerd
00:18:22.100 He liked to nerd out
00:18:23.260 While I'd like to black out
00:18:24.620 Talking about my philosophy
00:18:26.140 Or talking about philosophy
00:18:27.200 Or stars or time travel
00:18:28.900 Okay
00:18:29.260 Cool
00:18:29.540 Cool
00:18:29.720 Cool
00:18:29.860 Cool
00:18:29.920 When I moved back
00:18:31.180 With my mom and stepdad
00:18:32.280 It was the beginning
00:18:33.160 Of 7th grade
00:18:34.040 September 2001
00:18:35.760 The towers had fallen
00:18:37.260 Al-Qaeda was to blame
00:18:38.420 We invaded the Middle East
00:18:39.680 No that doesn't
00:18:40.120 I was still in home
00:18:42.360 Uh
00:18:43.400 Homeroom
00:18:44.120 In the morning at school
00:18:45.320 When the towers got hit
00:18:46.240 Oh fuck
00:18:46.620 Okay
00:18:46.820 Yeah yeah
00:18:47.380 I remember that
00:18:47.980 I remember we were watching
00:18:49.260 On the TV
00:18:49.860 In the classroom
00:18:50.880 And we had a fire alarm
00:18:52.180 That's interesting
00:18:53.060 Then after
00:18:53.840 Everyone was outside
00:18:55.080 We got dismissed from school
00:18:56.420 It was a weird day
00:18:57.640 Yeah
00:18:57.900 That's kind of similar
00:18:59.100 To how it went down
00:18:59.860 For me too
00:19:00.380 I wonder
00:19:01.400 Is he in New York
00:19:02.140 Cause like
00:19:03.080 Oh yeah
00:19:03.500 I feel like this happened
00:19:04.500 All around the world
00:19:05.340 I was like
00:19:05.820 Why are you guys panicking for
00:19:06.800 Like I understand
00:19:07.320 We saw the towers
00:19:08.960 We saw the papers
00:19:09.840 Flying across
00:19:10.540 So I was like
00:19:10.840 I get why
00:19:11.320 We're going home
00:19:12.260 We can see the smoke
00:19:13.200 From where I was in Carteret
00:19:14.800 Cause Carteret
00:19:15.400 That area
00:19:16.140 That Woodbridge area
00:19:17.000 Is only like
00:19:18.120 You go 15 minutes
00:19:19.020 And you're in New York
00:19:19.920 Yeah yeah
00:19:20.340 You just gotta go over
00:19:20.820 That hellish bridge
00:19:21.560 And pay that hellish toll
00:19:22.600 And go through the hellish traffic
00:19:23.960 But we're right there
00:19:25.700 And you can see like
00:19:26.900 Just very clearly
00:19:28.920 Cause there was
00:19:29.380 Nothing blocking the view
00:19:30.640 Yeah
00:19:31.060 It was a straight shot
00:19:32.480 To the city
00:19:32.980 No trees
00:19:33.820 Nothing in the way
00:19:34.600 From the bridge
00:19:36.040 That we were crossing over
00:19:36.940 Going back home that day
00:19:37.920 And you can see the smoke
00:19:39.080 And all that shit
00:19:39.920 And obviously
00:19:40.420 There's a guy
00:19:40.960 That'll show up
00:19:41.700 In the YouTube comments
00:19:42.520 Anytime we talk about 9-11
00:19:43.880 He's gonna be like
00:19:44.560 Top
00:19:45.060 Tell me everything about the guy
00:19:46.320 That you knew that died
00:19:47.180 Oh yeah
00:19:48.080 Shout out to him
00:19:49.260 Shout out to that guy
00:19:50.080 Yeah
00:19:50.280 I'm not gonna tell you
00:19:51.020 Anything about him anyway
00:19:51.820 Keep reading
00:19:52.840 So it was a weird day
00:19:55.920 Around this time in my life
00:19:56.880 I discovered sigil magic
00:19:58.080 Enchanting and cursing items
00:19:59.800 I had a book called
00:20:00.700 The Necronomicon
00:20:01.800 Oh yeah
00:20:02.280 By the Mad Arab
00:20:03.360 I only ever used it
00:20:04.940 For money and girls
00:20:06.060 Bitches and cashola
00:20:07.200 I get it dude
00:20:07.900 And I think it worked
00:20:09.060 My puberty was really
00:20:10.160 Starting to flare
00:20:10.820 So the girls took up
00:20:12.080 Most of my life
00:20:12.800 It became so unhealthy
00:20:14.200 At some point in 8th grade
00:20:15.640 I had a mental breakdown
00:20:16.760 I took like 40 aspirin
00:20:18.580 That's a lot of aspirin
00:20:19.480 Drank peroxide
00:20:20.400 And cut my wrists out
00:20:21.620 Well that's retarded
00:20:22.160 Because the peroxide
00:20:22.880 Is gonna make you puke
00:20:23.840 It'll make you vomit
00:20:23.860 Yeah
00:20:24.260 Yeah
00:20:25.160 So
00:20:25.680 I used that on my dog
00:20:27.100 A couple of times
00:20:27.820 Yeah I remember
00:20:28.240 When he ate chocolate
00:20:28.860 You were like
00:20:29.320 Drink this peroxide
00:20:30.400 And then he was like
00:20:30.920 Yeah
00:20:31.200 He ate a period
00:20:33.000 I'm sorry
00:20:34.580 What's that called
00:20:34.960 A pad
00:20:36.800 He ate a whole pad
00:20:38.020 A menstrual pad
00:20:39.100 And I'm like
00:20:39.580 He's not gonna be able
00:20:40.100 To digest that
00:20:40.740 Yeah
00:20:41.260 So you gotta throw it up
00:20:41.900 Yeah
00:20:42.460 Disgusting
00:20:43.320 Disgusting
00:20:44.000 I get why he ate it
00:20:45.420 It's probably tasty
00:20:46.160 For a dog
00:20:47.940 Yeah I mean if you're a dog
00:20:48.920 Yeah
00:20:49.140 They like
00:20:49.820 Blood
00:20:51.120 And I cut my wrist up
00:20:53.660 But I only did it sideways
00:20:54.640 Because I'm a bitch
00:20:55.920 That we said
00:20:56.680 Yep
00:20:56.920 I mean that's just how that goes
00:20:58.260 I knew a million kids like that
00:20:59.380 They would wear fucking
00:21:00.040 Invader Zim wristbands
00:21:02.840 Yes
00:21:03.280 Yeah remember
00:21:03.940 You guys fucking know
00:21:04.720 A couple of you assholes
00:21:05.660 Are listening to this show
00:21:06.460 Right now
00:21:06.840 Which little Invader Zim wristbands
00:21:08.480 You bitches
00:21:08.740 Shout out Hicks
00:21:09.360 Shout out Hicks
00:21:10.260 We know you have
00:21:11.980 Invader Zim wristbands
00:21:12.900 That was always the shit man
00:21:14.300 And then they would always
00:21:14.960 Like it would move
00:21:15.840 And then you'd see it in school
00:21:17.060 And then you'd be like
00:21:18.060 What's that about
00:21:18.580 And they'd be like
00:21:18.900 Oh no
00:21:19.720 And then they'd adjust
00:21:21.080 Their little Invader Zim wristbands
00:21:22.440 So you couldn't see
00:21:22.980 That they were slashing
00:21:23.640 And gashing
00:21:24.160 Invader Zim is probably
00:21:25.280 Another really occultic show
00:21:26.760 That we don't address that much
00:21:29.500 It's also a bit of a red flag
00:21:31.260 Like if you were an Invader Zim kid
00:21:33.420 I saw the show
00:21:34.560 I thought it was funny
00:21:35.440 Like it wasn't a bad show
00:21:37.060 But there's a difference
00:21:38.320 Between being that
00:21:39.420 You know
00:21:39.680 An Invader Zim kid
00:21:40.840 And just thinking
00:21:41.260 It's a decent show
00:21:41.960 Making it your personality
00:21:42.760 That's exactly
00:21:43.500 And these kids had
00:21:44.280 Invader Zim everything
00:21:45.400 And Gur
00:21:46.080 And they would say Gur
00:21:47.420 Gur was like the little dog character
00:21:49.280 That was Invader Zim's
00:21:50.500 Retarded partner
00:21:51.160 Yeah
00:21:51.600 And they would say
00:21:53.860 Oh this is it
00:21:54.680 Nick Icarus
00:21:55.500 Says Invader Zim
00:21:56.840 Was a surefire way
00:21:57.980 To tell if you were dealing
00:21:58.740 With a quirk chungus
00:22:00.260 Right
00:22:00.640 To quote the young folk
00:22:01.640 Yeah
00:22:01.900 A hundred percent
00:22:03.180 Yeah
00:22:03.620 I'm glad they have a name
00:22:04.680 For this type
00:22:05.680 Yeah
00:22:06.120 Before we couldn't
00:22:06.880 Really define it
00:22:07.900 Yeah
00:22:08.620 They were
00:22:09.560 Zim chicks
00:22:11.060 They were nerds
00:22:12.180 Who were
00:22:13.660 Cutting
00:22:15.520 At a time
00:22:16.280 Where cutting
00:22:16.720 Was hyper popular
00:22:18.120 And it was popularized
00:22:20.040 By musical genres
00:22:21.800 And you know
00:22:23.060 Just
00:22:23.320 It was bizarre
00:22:24.520 It's a weird show too
00:22:26.440 Like the aesthetics
00:22:27.120 The way they moved
00:22:27.960 It really embodied
00:22:28.900 Like the quirk chungus
00:22:29.880 But there was something
00:22:30.480 Darker to it
00:22:31.480 There was something darker
00:22:32.500 It was like this
00:22:33.160 Demonic
00:22:33.940 Overlay
00:22:35.380 It was like
00:22:35.940 Invader Zim
00:22:36.520 Was synonymous
00:22:37.000 With goth
00:22:38.860 Yeah
00:22:39.100 In some way
00:22:39.780 Like it was goth light
00:22:40.840 It was goth
00:22:42.300 And the entry point
00:22:43.240 To it was
00:22:44.060 A children's cartoon
00:22:45.160 Are we saying
00:22:45.820 That a children's cartoon
00:22:47.160 About aliens
00:22:47.880 Was demonic
00:22:48.560 Oh yeah
00:22:49.600 You're retarded
00:22:50.320 Touche
00:22:50.720 So I passed out
00:22:53.620 And woke up in the hospital
00:22:54.600 I don't know
00:22:54.960 Everything that happened to me
00:22:55.940 I don't know if I flatlined
00:22:57.020 I know I got stitches
00:22:58.540 And I got my stomach pumped
00:23:00.040 And they said
00:23:01.080 It was filled with peroxide
00:23:02.580 A lot of aspirin
00:23:04.500 And a shocking amount of cum
00:23:06.400 Damn
00:23:07.280 That's weird
00:23:08.440 How'd that get him
00:23:09.260 He didn't say that
00:23:10.980 He got stitches
00:23:12.580 He got his stomach pumped
00:23:13.500 And I was sent
00:23:15.000 To some sort of hospital
00:23:15.960 For kids
00:23:16.500 This part of my life
00:23:17.660 Gets blurry
00:23:18.280 Well we don't talk about that
00:23:19.660 Don't use that fucking word
00:23:20.920 On this show
00:23:22.760 Yeah what do you mean blurry
00:23:23.600 What do you mean
00:23:24.120 Hard to see
00:23:25.100 This part of my life
00:23:26.060 Gets hard to see
00:23:26.760 Hey there's other words
00:23:27.920 For that
00:23:28.280 Yeah
00:23:28.660 Don't fucking
00:23:29.320 Fuzzy
00:23:30.040 Fuzzy
00:23:31.100 Obscure
00:23:32.880 Don't fucking say
00:23:34.380 The B word
00:23:35.900 They were drugging me
00:23:37.440 With Seroquel
00:23:38.880 And probably other
00:23:40.280 Mystery drugs too
00:23:41.420 They would come
00:23:42.460 In my room
00:23:43.700 At like 3am
00:23:44.440 Take my vitals
00:23:45.280 In my stomach
00:23:45.900 And come in my stomach
00:23:47.120 And they would give me shots
00:23:48.780 My roommate was a black kid
00:23:50.840 Who was all burnt up
00:23:52.100 Nope
00:23:52.360 Nope
00:23:53.300 He was just black
00:23:54.000 That's just how they make them
00:23:55.040 That's just what they look like
00:23:55.820 Don't fucking
00:23:56.400 Kids are always
00:23:57.640 I think these curtains are working
00:23:58.620 This dude's confused
00:23:59.440 I can't hear the Jewish party
00:24:00.540 I can't hear the Jewish party at all
00:24:01.860 Dude
00:24:02.180 FJFool says
00:24:03.360 There was a TV show
00:24:04.540 Inside Invader's Sims
00:24:05.580 Called Mysterious Mysteries
00:24:06.860 And Strange Mysteries
00:24:07.780 About Paranormal Investigation
00:24:09.060 That's fascinating
00:24:09.820 That whole show
00:24:10.900 Thank you
00:24:11.520 Is crazy
00:24:12.520 I'm gonna rewatch
00:24:13.860 I'm gonna rewatch
00:24:14.440 Some of it
00:24:14.780 Oh my god
00:24:15.740 Dude
00:24:15.960 Pandafly just nailed it
00:24:17.200 Invader Zim Hoodies
00:24:18.060 With Cookie Monster Pajama Pants
00:24:19.440 Every stinky girl's wardrobe
00:24:22.140 I was gonna say
00:24:23.120 In high school
00:24:23.680 The smell
00:24:24.040 The smell of those
00:24:25.680 Pajama pants
00:24:26.980 You know what it was
00:24:27.840 It was girls who weren't taught
00:24:29.040 Hygiene by their parents
00:24:30.220 And there was all kinds of
00:24:31.160 Coochie smells
00:24:32.460 It's a weird one
00:24:33.480 When girls smell right
00:24:34.400 Yeah
00:24:34.820 I do this a lot
00:24:36.260 I look at some girls
00:24:37.320 And I go
00:24:37.840 Probably stinks
00:24:39.280 Stupid
00:24:39.800 And people get mad about it
00:24:40.980 But I'm like nah
00:24:41.600 I don't know
00:24:42.520 You know the type
00:24:42.780 Alright so
00:24:43.400 The girls like to wear
00:24:44.840 The tight yoga pants
00:24:46.360 Yeah yeah
00:24:46.720 But I just always think about
00:24:47.760 Like the smell
00:24:48.460 Yeah you know what it is
00:24:49.660 You probably smell
00:24:50.360 Those type of
00:24:52.200 That moisture wicking clothing
00:24:53.820 Yeah
00:24:54.420 Is not good
00:24:55.120 It's actually very bad
00:24:56.000 For smells
00:24:56.540 Because
00:24:57.040 We're here with one of
00:24:59.020 Planet Fitness's
00:24:59.780 Black Card members
00:25:00.600 How are you feeling?
00:25:01.820 Oh pretty wiped
00:25:02.860 But I've got my eye
00:25:04.180 On the Hydra Massage beds
00:25:05.560 It felt like a real team
00:25:06.700 Effort out there
00:25:07.300 Oh bringing a guest
00:25:08.280 To every workout
00:25:08.980 Game changer
00:25:09.960 Any other perks
00:25:10.960 You want to tell the nation about?
00:25:12.180 Two big ones
00:25:12.780 Worldwide access
00:25:13.700 And red light technology
00:25:15.080 Wow
00:25:15.680 This place really has it all
00:25:17.020 Back to you in the studio
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00:25:26.140 I went through a period
00:25:29.420 Where I was wearing them
00:25:30.600 Like compression pants
00:25:32.180 Underneath my
00:25:32.780 You were wearing yoga pants?
00:25:33.600 Yeah under my shorts
00:25:34.700 For MMA
00:25:36.080 You didn't stop surprising me
00:25:38.020 Full of surprises
00:25:39.100 And what that stuff
00:25:40.880 You ever see that?
00:25:41.420 It's like you wear
00:25:41.760 The compression pants
00:25:42.640 Like a no-gi type of outfit
00:25:44.800 Yeah yeah yeah
00:25:45.420 Underneath your shorts
00:25:47.380 People that wear
00:25:48.060 Like the no-gi thing
00:25:49.100 And they're just
00:25:49.580 Dick print through it
00:25:50.660 That's a crazy move
00:25:51.540 I don't like that
00:25:52.160 But that stuff
00:25:53.980 What it does
00:25:54.500 Is it
00:25:55.000 It does draw sweat away
00:25:56.420 But then it thins it out
00:25:58.480 Over
00:25:58.900 All throughout it
00:25:59.760 And it's like
00:26:00.260 What happens is
00:26:01.300 When you do that
00:26:02.200 The more surface area
00:26:03.880 You increase on sweat
00:26:05.320 The more smell vapors
00:26:07.620 Come off of it
00:26:08.300 You've increased it
00:26:09.220 If it's just in a drop
00:26:10.340 You've got this one little
00:26:11.480 Pillar of smell vapors
00:26:12.460 That can come off it
00:26:13.100 If you spread that shit out
00:26:14.560 You now have a whole surface area
00:26:16.300 Filled with smell vapors
00:26:17.300 Which is why
00:26:18.100 Nobody can figure out
00:26:19.180 Why every MMA class
00:26:20.680 Smells like
00:26:21.540 Dick balls and butthole
00:26:22.640 It's crazy dude
00:26:23.840 Guys
00:26:23.940 I hope you guys
00:26:25.380 Are writing this shit down
00:26:26.280 This is real facts
00:26:27.720 This is science
00:26:28.320 This is real facts dude
00:26:29.580 So I think that's
00:26:31.040 What's happening
00:26:31.440 When you have girls
00:26:32.040 Wearing yoga pants
00:26:32.740 And you catch a whiff
00:26:33.940 And you go
00:26:34.200 Oh no
00:26:34.580 I like the foreshot
00:26:34.920 You guys like the foreshot
00:26:35.980 It's a bit chaotic
00:26:37.400 But
00:26:37.700 Where's the foreskin shot
00:26:38.660 Yeah right here
00:26:39.200 One four
00:26:39.880 That's me
00:26:40.460 That's you
00:26:41.100 That's me
00:26:41.720 That's you
00:26:42.160 This is nice
00:26:42.700 If you guys are just
00:26:43.400 Listening to this
00:26:44.160 Thanks for listening
00:26:45.380 Thanks for listening
00:26:46.220 But you're missing out
00:26:47.780 On a visual feast
00:26:49.980 Yeah man
00:26:50.720 I bet you guys
00:26:51.460 Got sound effects
00:26:52.220 So
00:26:53.920 Okay
00:26:55.360 They gave me other drugs
00:26:57.960 And I'm still doing this
00:26:59.820 They would come in my room
00:27:00.960 At like 3am
00:27:01.560 Take my vitals
00:27:02.140 Give me shots
00:27:02.700 My roommate was a black kid
00:27:03.760 Who was all burnt up
00:27:04.560 And we called him Slim Jim
00:27:05.760 That's a banger
00:27:06.740 There was a Mexican girl
00:27:08.380 Who would sleep
00:27:09.060 Scream in her sleep every night
00:27:10.380 Sometimes she would sleepwalk
00:27:11.560 Through the halls
00:27:12.100 While screaming
00:27:12.660 That's unsettling
00:27:13.900 Girls shouldn't be allowed
00:27:14.760 To smell right
00:27:15.300 I guess even
00:27:15.880 La Llorona
00:27:16.680 Was a child at one point
00:27:17.780 Right
00:27:18.000 Yeah
00:27:18.560 I was in this hospital
00:27:21.340 For quite a while
00:27:22.000 I had to finish 8th grade there
00:27:23.280 And most of the summer
00:27:24.440 Was over
00:27:25.160 Before going into high school
00:27:26.280 Ironically
00:27:27.040 Nothing really eventful
00:27:28.920 Ever happened during that time
00:27:30.040 If anything
00:27:30.600 It pulled me further away
00:27:32.020 From the woo woo
00:27:32.780 Maybe it was the drugs
00:27:34.480 Or all the real life
00:27:35.840 Physical trauma
00:27:36.440 Taking up my attention
00:27:37.580 Either way
00:27:38.540 By the time I hit high school
00:27:39.700 The all new
00:27:41.240 All the new age stuff
00:27:43.020 Was played out for me
00:27:44.480 Well what happened
00:27:45.100 Look
00:27:45.400 Keep going
00:27:46.940 It lost its appeal
00:27:48.480 Instead I turned to
00:27:49.380 Something of substance
00:27:50.360 Real drugs
00:27:51.580 I had prescriptions
00:27:52.320 For Seroquel
00:27:53.080 Ambien and Zoloft
00:27:54.500 At like 14 to 15 years old
00:27:55.960 Damn
00:27:56.200 That's what happened
00:27:56.700 Yeah
00:27:56.920 It's like
00:27:57.220 All the woo woo stuff
00:27:58.500 Takes back seat
00:28:00.380 To the hard drugs
00:28:01.340 Well it's like
00:28:02.020 Why would you bother
00:28:03.500 Delving in theory
00:28:04.600 When you could just
00:28:05.220 Go to these realms
00:28:05.900 Well I mean
00:28:07.460 Seroquel might actually
00:28:09.100 Put you in a state
00:28:09.880 Where you could visit
00:28:10.780 These realms
00:28:11.240 Or you could just
00:28:12.020 Like zombie out
00:28:13.400 Yeah
00:28:13.780 And not worry about
00:28:14.540 Any of it
00:28:15.020 The dangerous place to be
00:28:16.500 I know somebody
00:28:17.060 That's on a lot
00:28:17.880 Of these drugs
00:28:18.400 And they're just
00:28:19.000 They just can't care
00:28:20.700 They can't seem to care
00:28:21.820 This guy
00:28:22.520 Next story
00:28:23.300 This is good
00:28:23.840 So he goes
00:28:24.180 Exclamation point
00:28:24.920 You want me to read this one
00:28:25.760 Yeah yeah read this one
00:28:26.280 Yeah
00:28:26.420 Okay
00:28:26.860 Dead hands
00:28:28.240 Shit
00:28:29.120 You ready to stutter
00:28:30.140 Through this shit
00:28:30.640 Don't do that dude
00:28:34.300 You don't like that right
00:28:35.280 That was nasty
00:28:35.920 Well that sounded like
00:28:36.940 There was some liquid
00:28:37.480 Back in that
00:28:38.080 Well I've been drinking
00:28:39.740 Yeah you have
00:28:40.300 He's been drinking
00:28:41.060 One time
00:28:42.720 I thought I was smoking
00:28:44.080 Regular weed
00:28:44.840 But I was really smoking
00:28:46.600 Salvia
00:28:47.320 Yep
00:28:48.100 What does that mean
00:28:48.760 Boardyock
00:28:49.480 Boardwalk
00:28:50.180 Oh boardwalk weed
00:28:51.560 Yeah they used to sell it
00:28:52.620 In the boardwalks
00:28:53.280 In New Jersey
00:28:53.740 So you could go to
00:28:54.520 Any of the head shops
00:28:55.320 In New Jersey
00:28:55.780 And just buy a black
00:28:56.760 Tablet of salvia
00:28:58.220 Oh it was mixed
00:29:00.020 With wet PCP
00:29:01.360 Whoa what the fuck
00:29:02.740 I didn't know you get wet
00:29:03.820 Great
00:29:04.160 I didn't know you get wet
00:29:04.600 Playboy
00:29:05.000 I smelled it halfway
00:29:06.540 Through my rip
00:29:07.300 And stopped to ask
00:29:08.220 What it was
00:29:08.860 We were in a shed
00:29:10.460 So I thought the bowl
00:29:11.720 Could have fell in gasoline
00:29:12.860 Or something
00:29:13.200 Damn that's what it smelled like
00:29:14.540 Gasoline that's crazy
00:29:15.700 I wanted to say
00:29:16.620 Yo why does this thing
00:29:17.360 Smell like gas
00:29:18.060 But all I could do
00:29:19.040 Is repeat yo
00:29:19.860 Yo
00:29:20.740 Yo
00:29:21.520 He got caught in the loop
00:29:22.680 Yeah baby
00:29:23.700 Everything started
00:29:25.080 Melting and twisting
00:29:26.100 So I sat down
00:29:27.160 And I tried to rub my eyes
00:29:28.180 I remember whenever
00:29:29.640 I closed my eyes
00:29:31.400 I saw this vision
00:29:32.500 Of a creature
00:29:33.100 Oh
00:29:33.780 It looked like the Pokemon
00:29:35.020 Genghis Khan
00:29:36.360 Genghis Khan
00:29:37.200 Dude shout out to Genghis Khan
00:29:38.620 That seems like
00:29:39.160 One of your favorite
00:29:39.940 Cards right
00:29:41.180 It's a good
00:29:41.700 It's actually one that
00:29:42.820 If I'm not mistaken
00:29:43.720 I'm missing right now
00:29:44.740 You're missing a Genghis
00:29:46.100 Yeah
00:29:46.540 Hold on Matt
00:29:47.220 Matt
00:29:47.860 Matt get out of here
00:29:49.220 Go on and get
00:29:50.820 Go on and get
00:29:52.840 Stop it
00:29:53.980 You gotta go
00:29:54.460 You gotta go man
00:29:55.220 We're doing a show
00:29:55.960 Oh hey Jess
00:29:57.420 How you doing
00:29:58.600 Good to see you
00:29:59.820 I'm sorry for yelling
00:30:00.900 Sorry we didn't mean to yell
00:30:01.940 Hope you're doing good
00:30:03.480 Unbelievable
00:30:05.380 This is Genghis Khan
00:30:06.440 Yeah Genghis Khan
00:30:07.120 Dude show the OG card
00:30:09.260 That doesn't matter
00:30:10.140 That's not pertinent
00:30:10.740 Look at this bullshit
00:30:11.620 New card
00:30:12.140 Yeah
00:30:12.760 Oh there it is
00:30:13.720 There it is
00:30:14.100 It's beautiful
00:30:14.660 Oh what a beautiful card
00:30:16.260 What a beautiful card
00:30:17.960 It's a great card
00:30:18.900 Look at how small it is
00:30:20.100 Why do they gotta do that
00:30:21.360 Control plus plus plus
00:30:22.100 Is that how you do it
00:30:23.460 Yeah
00:30:23.760 Where's the plus button
00:30:24.660 It's up at the top
00:30:25.500 Oh yeah
00:30:26.400 Top right
00:30:26.700 Oh wow
00:30:27.940 That's dope
00:30:28.560 That's a great looking card
00:30:29.760 Yeah
00:30:30.280 The artwork on the OG cards
00:30:32.100 Was such a banger
00:30:33.480 So it's like a kangaroo
00:30:34.320 Armadillo almost thing
00:30:36.860 But it's named after Genghis Khan
00:30:38.320 Yeah
00:30:38.680 Creative
00:30:39.200 Yeah it is
00:30:39.980 It is
00:30:40.360 Kanga
00:30:41.200 Skahn
00:30:42.120 I mean honestly
00:30:43.160 Whoever thought of that one
00:30:44.560 There must have been a big clap
00:30:45.560 After that
00:30:45.900 Like I got it
00:30:47.080 It's a kangaroo
00:30:48.480 But it's Genghis Khan
00:30:49.320 How many names
00:30:50.140 How many people did they throw out the window
00:30:51.660 Before they got to Genghis Khan
00:30:52.980 Oh yeah
00:30:53.280 You know the meme
00:30:53.780 And then they celebrated
00:30:54.700 Alright so it looked like
00:30:55.940 The Pokemon Genghis Khan
00:30:57.620 That's kind of cool
00:30:58.220 Yeah
00:30:58.620 Whenever I closed my eyes
00:30:59.520 I saw a vision of a creature
00:31:00.420 Okay
00:31:00.740 So now that I'm starting to freak out
00:31:03.340 I go outside for fresh air
00:31:04.660 It was night time
00:31:05.780 But the moonlight was bright
00:31:06.900 One of my friends followed me out
00:31:08.440 And when I looked at him
00:31:09.800 I saw a bunch of black hands
00:31:12.880 All over his body
00:31:13.740 Oh shit
00:31:14.360 My salvia high was starting to go away
00:31:16.500 And I watched the hands on his chest
00:31:18.320 Morph into the shadows of leaves
00:31:19.780 Oh
00:31:20.180 That's interesting
00:31:21.900 Very cool
00:31:22.840 Yeah
00:31:23.340 It is kind of cool
00:31:24.120 Super weird
00:31:24.640 Salvia is a hell of a drug
00:31:26.100 Exclamation point
00:31:27.280 The army
00:31:28.180 Oh shit
00:31:29.060 I accidentally moved
00:31:30.240 So what is the exclamation points about
00:31:31.640 Are these like
00:31:32.160 I don't know
00:31:33.560 He's just
00:31:34.320 I think he's trying to tell us
00:31:35.660 Did they all start with
00:31:36.720 Oh that's just how he did it
00:31:37.700 Yeah like all of them start with it
00:31:39.120 That's good
00:31:39.420 So we can kind of
00:31:40.140 It's a trick
00:31:41.160 He fools us into thinking like army
00:31:43.200 Army?
00:31:44.560 Oh wow
00:31:45.000 I can't believe it
00:31:45.600 We still got fucking
00:31:46.320 How many pages?
00:31:47.560 Five
00:31:47.840 Oh no
00:31:48.420 We got five more pages
00:31:49.480 Let's fucking
00:31:49.960 Or yeah
00:31:50.740 Let's get into this
00:31:51.720 I'll read it
00:31:52.400 I'll read this one
00:31:53.300 By time
00:31:54.920 By the time
00:31:55.640 We're here with one of
00:31:57.460 Planet Fitness' black card members
00:31:59.040 How are you feeling?
00:32:00.260 Oh pretty wiped
00:32:01.300 But I've got my eye
00:32:02.620 On the hydro massage beds
00:32:04.000 It felt like a real team effort out there
00:32:05.740 Oh bringing a guest to every workout?
00:32:07.680 Game changer
00:32:08.400 Any other perks
00:32:09.400 You want to tell the nation about?
00:32:10.620 Two big ones
00:32:11.220 Worldwide access
00:32:12.200 And red light technology
00:32:13.540 Wow
00:32:14.140 This place really has it all
00:32:15.480 Back to you in the studio
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00:32:24.560 11th grade came around
00:32:27.520 I was a complete pothead bum
00:32:29.440 I spent all my time outside being active
00:32:31.900 Just not productive
00:32:32.900 All the new age practices were behind me
00:32:35.340 It's not that I thought that they were bad or dangerous
00:32:37.280 I just felt like drugs had better results
00:32:39.100 Amen
00:32:39.820 Amen
00:32:40.460 I mean whatever
00:32:41.700 I mean yeah it's effective
00:32:44.400 I stopped having dreams completely
00:32:45.980 Which is kind of weird
00:32:46.800 Because I've known people to get even more vivid and wild dreams
00:32:49.800 From drug use
00:32:50.600 Eventually I decided to stop showing up to school altogether
00:32:54.060 Yep
00:32:54.520 My mom stopped supporting me
00:32:56.020 I had to get a job at the gas station
00:32:58.400 But it wasn't enough to survive
00:33:00.100 So one day
00:33:00.780 A buddy of mine came up with this brilliant idea
00:33:03.060 That we join the army together
00:33:04.580 This is just his memoir
00:33:06.320 That we're reading
00:33:07.140 Yeah this is his whole fucking life
00:33:08.460 Which you know
00:33:09.040 Hey
00:33:09.440 Whatever
00:33:10.180 Whatever you think this show is for
00:33:11.560 Your whole fucking life
00:33:13.120 That's fine too
00:33:13.720 But that was very similar
00:33:14.680 I think 11th grade
00:33:15.440 Are they out
00:33:16.280 Oh the poor people
00:33:17.360 Disgusting poor people
00:33:18.380 Listen up and listen well
00:33:19.540 If you want to continue watching this
00:33:21.080 Patreon.com forward slash
00:33:22.380 Nephilim death squad
00:33:23.220 Otherwise the smell is unbearable
00:33:25.700 And we will not endure it anymore
00:33:28.540 So we are officially kicking out
00:33:30.260 The filthy pores
00:33:31.900 The filthy unwashed masses
00:33:35.380 You gotta go
00:33:36.620 I feel icky
00:33:38.100 Get out
00:33:38.600 When I know that you're watching
00:33:40.120 Get out now
00:33:40.540 It's a disgusting feeling
00:33:41.720 Get out now
00:33:42.020 Get out now
00:33:43.280 I need a bath
00:33:44.740 A shower
00:33:45.440 A shower
00:33:46.660 Because I can't bear to sit in the water
00:33:48.760 Knowing that
00:33:49.580 It is you that I have washed off
00:33:51.660 And it is you that swirls around me
00:33:54.040 Oh hey
00:33:54.400 Patreon.com
00:33:55.580 Forward slash
00:33:56.380 Nephilim death squad
00:33:57.620 Go get baptized in the waters
00:33:59.440 Yeah
00:33:59.940 Of Nephilim death squad
00:34:01.420 That's right
00:34:02.100 And join us
00:34:02.900 Let's go
00:34:03.600 Yeah
00:34:04.200 Disgusting
00:34:04.980 Disgusting
00:34:05.560 You guys are gross
00:34:06.740 Alright bye
00:34:06.940 Don't like you
00:34:08.300 I hate you the most
00:34:09.420 Poor people
00:34:10.520 Poor people
00:34:10.840 Poor people
00:34:12.000 Y'all are bad
00:34:13.540 Okay here we go
00:34:14.220 We're good
00:34:14.560 They're out
00:34:15.040 Alright
00:34:15.460 I thought that would never stop
00:34:17.320 That's what that feeling was
00:34:18.460 I feel like I just washed my hands
00:34:20.160 Yeah it's that feeling of like
00:34:22.180 When you see the dirt
00:34:23.120 Go down the drain
00:34:24.460 And you're like
00:34:24.980 Yeah
00:34:25.340 A nice clean feeling
00:34:26.480 No matter what
00:34:27.520 You know I've replaced something in my shower
00:34:29.700 Yeah
00:34:30.140 In my
00:34:30.660 Like a pump or something
00:34:32.780 Yeah
00:34:33.140 In my bathhouse
00:34:34.080 I have a bathhouse
00:34:35.340 Or a waterhouse
00:34:36.360 A watershed
00:34:36.780 The thing that has your
00:34:37.620 Water tank in it
00:34:38.880 I feel real slimy now
00:34:39.680 Oh
00:34:40.140 You know what I mean
00:34:40.500 Really
00:34:40.760 Yeah it's like over conditioned
00:34:42.080 I don't know what happened
00:34:42.740 So it's not
00:34:42.980 You got like a soft thing right
00:34:44.920 I guess so
00:34:45.740 But I
00:34:46.000 Yeah soft water
00:34:46.600 Do you do like the salts
00:34:48.380 You have to pour the salt
00:34:49.360 I gotta put the salt in there
00:34:50.460 Is that what that is
00:34:51.080 A salt
00:34:51.420 I don't like that
00:34:52.340 Dude I can't tell
00:34:54.000 Dude I can't tell if I'm like
00:34:54.540 Slimy
00:34:55.320 I mean it's supposed to be good for you
00:34:56.860 I feel like in my natural state
00:34:58.480 As a Puerto Rican
00:34:59.140 But my wife
00:35:00.160 My wife
00:35:01.240 Wait oh sorry
00:35:02.780 My wife
00:35:03.740 She's not happy about it
00:35:04.860 Yeah
00:35:04.960 Well I actually like the terrible public
00:35:08.600 Slime water
00:35:09.640 No the terrible public
00:35:11.500 Like chlorinated treated water
00:35:13.980 Because it like shreds the soap off your body
00:35:16.960 Oh yes yes
00:35:18.460 So in that kind of water that you're talking about
00:35:19.720 It takes a long time to get the soap film off you
00:35:22.340 And then when it's off
00:35:23.360 I can't tell
00:35:23.900 Maybe Chuck
00:35:24.460 Chuck said yes
00:35:25.280 Chuck could probably help me
00:35:26.340 Chuck
00:35:26.700 Help
00:35:27.040 I don't know
00:35:27.320 Chuck help please
00:35:28.040 Chuck come on man
00:35:28.920 Chuck I'm overly slimy
00:35:30.680 Fucking island dwelling boomer
00:35:32.320 No
00:35:32.820 I love Chuck
00:35:33.800 I know
00:35:34.360 We like you Chuck
00:35:36.080 So
00:35:37.680 Is Guam an island?
00:35:38.940 Probably
00:35:39.300 Okay
00:35:39.680 Eventually I decided to stop showing up
00:35:42.880 Stop coming in here
00:35:43.520 Don't come in here anymore
00:35:44.400 To school all together
00:35:44.840 Oh my god
00:35:45.620 My mom
00:35:46.400 Stopped supporting me
00:35:48.100 I had to get a job at a gallery
00:35:49.340 So here we go
00:35:49.940 This is my story too
00:35:50.760 I mean this is
00:35:51.180 11th grade is when I got out
00:35:52.920 The army
00:35:53.600 Don't touch that
00:35:54.800 What are you looking for?
00:35:55.320 Stop touching stuff Matt
00:35:56.360 Get out of here
00:35:57.520 He's looking for his tampons
00:35:59.460 You got it
00:36:00.460 The old tampons
00:36:01.760 We used to sleep outside
00:36:03.560 In the woods
00:36:04.000 The old cooter clotters
00:36:05.060 And play manhunt for fun
00:36:06.380 So we figured the army
00:36:09.000 Would be fun too
00:36:10.040 They were desperate
00:36:11.340 For recruits at the time
00:36:12.560 No this is not in old English
00:36:13.880 This is
00:36:14.320 Is this post 9-11?
00:36:16.060 So they're just like
00:36:16.640 We gotta go kill these browns
00:36:17.900 And secure this opium
00:36:19.200 And get these people addicted
00:36:20.480 So his medical condition
00:36:21.640 And criminal history
00:36:22.420 Was no problem
00:36:23.120 Like come over here
00:36:23.760 And die for Israel kid
00:36:24.860 Yep
00:36:25.540 Originally we were
00:36:26.580 Gonna join the marines
00:36:27.480 I wanted to be an MP
00:36:28.800 Military police
00:36:29.640 But the recruiter said
00:36:30.520 No problem
00:36:31.380 Sign here
00:36:31.960 I was only 17
00:36:33.040 So my mom had to sign for me
00:36:34.440 And luckily
00:36:34.960 She read the paperwork
00:36:36.960 This recruiter was trying to play me
00:36:39.000 And send me directly
00:36:40.040 To the Middle East
00:36:40.860 Damn
00:36:41.940 He had me sign up for infantry
00:36:43.740 Is that like made of babies?
00:36:45.800 That means you go
00:36:46.420 This is where we sacrifice the babies
00:36:51.940 To ball in the Middle East
00:36:53.060 Yeah this is like the front line
00:36:55.260 So he confronted him
00:36:56.320 And I found out that there was
00:36:57.420 An age requirement for MP
00:36:58.780 So I went to the army
00:37:00.380 To the army recruiter next door
00:37:02.440 And signed up to be a mechanic
00:37:03.600 Okay
00:37:04.200 They paid for my GED
00:37:05.580 Nice
00:37:06.000 And I was on my way
00:37:07.260 Because I was joining with a buddy
00:37:09.100 There was supposed to be
00:37:10.040 A special incentive
00:37:10.980 A cash bonus
00:37:11.940 Bonus
00:37:13.160 I got a bonus
00:37:15.840 A higher entry rank
00:37:18.180 And we would be stationed together
00:37:19.540 After boot camp
00:37:20.200 That's nice
00:37:20.780 None of that shit happened
00:37:21.680 After we shipped off
00:37:24.680 I didn't see him for four years
00:37:26.320 After all the basic training
00:37:28.300 I was sent to Alaska
00:37:29.520 Beautiful place
00:37:30.620 Okay
00:37:30.920 Landed at 3am
00:37:32.380 Hmm
00:37:33.340 That's a spooky time
00:37:34.420 Spooky time
00:37:35.100 On July 4th, 2006
00:37:36.660 It was broad daylight
00:37:37.920 At the time
00:37:38.440 Oh yeah
00:37:38.700 That's right
00:37:38.880 They've got like their
00:37:40.040 12 hour cycle
00:37:41.440 No they have a
00:37:42.380 Six months of darkness
00:37:43.360 Six months of light
00:37:44.400 Type of deal
00:37:45.020 Yeah our boy
00:37:45.660 Do you know
00:37:46.460 Layton?
00:37:48.240 No but I know Kate
00:37:49.080 Antispeciesist
00:37:50.200 And she's out there
00:37:51.380 She crushes
00:37:52.060 She's out there
00:37:52.840 Yeah man
00:37:53.140 This place sucks
00:37:54.060 Yeah
00:37:54.520 It's probably really nice
00:37:55.660 But it sucks
00:37:56.120 Cool people out there though
00:37:56.980 Yeah
00:37:57.820 Hard people
00:37:58.900 Hard
00:37:59.500 These people are erect
00:38:00.320 Layton's
00:38:00.780 Layton's kind of fat
00:38:01.680 They got a
00:38:02.680 Bonus
00:38:03.300 What is it?
00:38:04.140 A bonus
00:38:04.520 I started again
00:38:05.940 Bonus
00:38:06.300 Is that going to be a new thing?
00:38:08.280 Bonus episode
00:38:09.220 Bonus episode is great
00:38:10.760 I'm surprised Toad
00:38:11.880 Oh he kind of did right
00:38:13.420 Bone us
00:38:14.220 Yeah
00:38:14.580 Bone us episode
00:38:15.600 Is what he did
00:38:16.140 Yeah
00:38:16.320 I'm stealing from Toad
00:38:17.660 Alright
00:38:18.220 I wasn't doing any drugs
00:38:19.720 I was just absorbed
00:38:20.580 With drinking and woman
00:38:22.080 Woman
00:38:22.920 Women
00:38:23.640 Women or woman
00:38:24.440 Where is it?
00:38:24.820 I can't even see it
00:38:25.580 Where does it say that?
00:38:26.440 Right here
00:38:26.900 Highlight that for me
00:38:27.900 The military helped
00:38:28.960 That's plural
00:38:29.600 Teach me responsibility
00:38:30.860 And perseverance
00:38:31.340 But it also made me depend
00:38:32.560 More on what I can do
00:38:33.940 With my own hands
00:38:34.720 It pushed spiritual things
00:38:36.280 Further out of my mind
00:38:37.380 Until I had another experience
00:38:38.760 And at this point
00:38:39.700 Besides stripping on drugs
00:38:41.260 I hadn't had any
00:38:42.320 Supernatural experiences
00:38:43.520 Since the hospital
00:38:44.400 It had been five years
00:38:45.960 Of silence
00:38:46.520 Okay
00:38:46.860 This is just a crazy score
00:38:48.600 Oh
00:38:48.860 You could read the next one
00:38:50.040 But it's going
00:38:50.580 This one
00:38:51.240 I feel like we're getting there
00:38:52.280 About to get there
00:38:52.840 Okay
00:38:53.080 Alaska Alien
00:38:54.520 It was the winner
00:38:55.300 We might have to cut it short
00:38:56.040 Because this guy is like
00:38:56.980 There's enough stories
00:38:57.740 I know dude
00:38:57.900 Well we might have to
00:38:58.740 Come back to him
00:38:59.480 And visit somebody else
00:39:00.300 Because we're only on
00:39:00.980 Maybe after Alaska Alien
00:39:02.260 We'll give somebody else a go
00:39:03.100 Guys if you write in
00:39:03.980 We can't dedicate full episodes
00:39:05.660 We only do this once a month
00:39:06.920 Yeah so stop being a bitch about it
00:39:08.520 Yeah make him short
00:39:09.900 Man
00:39:10.580 Err
00:39:11.740 Alaska Alien
00:39:12.680 This is cool
00:39:13.620 It was in the winter of 2006
00:39:15.100 I was 18 years old
00:39:16.360 Enlisted in the army
00:39:17.160 I was stationed near
00:39:18.020 Fairbanks, Alaska
00:39:18.900 The barracks
00:39:20.080 We stayed in
00:39:20.860 Near the perimeter of the base
00:39:21.880 We used to sneak around
00:39:23.640 And out
00:39:24.280 Through a patch of woods
00:39:25.380 Behind the barracks
00:39:26.460 So one day
00:39:27.360 We were making the journey
00:39:28.300 Off base
00:39:29.320 It was me and two other guys
00:39:30.720 I was in the center
00:39:31.900 The other guys were my
00:39:33.200 I was in the center
00:39:35.720 And the guy
00:39:36.180 To my left
00:39:37.480 There was a guy to my left
00:39:38.760 And a guy to my right
00:39:39.440 We were spread apart
00:39:41.400 Sorry
00:39:42.560 There's just so many
00:39:43.260 Like opportunities for jokes
00:39:44.840 I was in the center
00:39:46.020 There's a guy on one side
00:39:47.060 We're just never gonna get to it
00:39:48.080 It was spread apart
00:39:49.040 Like I'm trying not to
00:39:50.220 How would you feel about me
00:39:52.760 Putting this through chat GPT
00:39:53.980 And say
00:39:54.340 Give me the spooky parts
00:39:55.740 Give me the spooky parts
00:39:56.640 No I mean
00:39:57.200 If you take all this time to write
00:39:58.380 I want to fucking
00:39:59.060 Yeah that's true
00:39:59.620 That's true
00:40:00.060 We were spread apart
00:40:01.300 At a pretty good distance too
00:40:02.480 Maybe 30 yards
00:40:03.540 This way
00:40:04.400 If somebody got caught
00:40:05.280 We didn't all get caught
00:40:06.360 There weren't many
00:40:07.780 Really any clean trails
00:40:09.820 And the brush
00:40:10.540 Did get thick at times
00:40:12.060 About halfway through the woods
00:40:13.380 I start hearing
00:40:14.520 Or rather feeling
00:40:15.620 In my eardrums
00:40:16.540 That's fascinating
00:40:17.100 A high pitched ring
00:40:18.900 Or buzz
00:40:19.600 Kind of like a dog whistle
00:40:21.200 I was
00:40:22.420 It was a steady
00:40:24.100 Ongoing note
00:40:25.100 No breaks
00:40:26.060 No patterns
00:40:26.680 Just a steady buzzing
00:40:27.740 That I could feel
00:40:29.260 Vibrating in my head
00:40:30.380 I let it go for a while
00:40:32.140 Before saying anything
00:40:33.100 To the guys with me
00:40:34.100 But when I did ask them
00:40:35.720 They said they couldn't
00:40:36.600 Hear anything
00:40:37.120 Okay so you're just
00:40:37.860 Fucking losing your shit
00:40:38.560 By your solo
00:40:38.960 That's cool
00:40:39.380 When the sound
00:40:41.140 Finally did stop
00:40:42.100 We were close to the highway
00:40:43.560 At the end of the woods
00:40:44.400 I was able to see
00:40:45.540 Beams of headlights
00:40:46.560 Panning through the trees
00:40:47.760 And lighting up the area
00:40:49.120 Before I stepped out
00:40:50.600 Something told me
00:40:51.260 To look back
00:40:52.220 Not an audible voice
00:40:53.440 But I was just compelled
00:40:54.660 Never look back
00:40:55.600 Never look back
00:40:56.400 The first thing I noticed
00:40:58.500 Were two huge
00:40:59.460 Shining eyes
00:41:00.600 On a white or gray face
00:41:02.540 It was pretty high up
00:41:04.200 So I assumed
00:41:04.640 It was an owl
00:41:05.340 In a tree
00:41:06.060 But as I was straining
00:41:07.820 To look through the darkness
00:41:08.720 A car drove by
00:41:09.800 And lit up the area
00:41:10.860 It all happened
00:41:12.160 In less than three seconds
00:41:13.240 It wasn't until
00:41:14.440 The car had passed
00:41:15.560 And it was dark again
00:41:16.700 That my brain
00:41:17.860 Registered what I'd saw
00:41:19.040 Standing behind some trees
00:41:21.500 Less than 30 yards away
00:41:22.640 I saw a stereotypical
00:41:24.440 Gray alien
00:41:25.300 In Alaska too
00:41:26.260 Nonetheless right
00:41:26.880 I mean that's
00:41:27.360 That's par for the course
00:41:28.580 But it was huge
00:41:30.760 Easily 10 feet tall
00:41:32.600 Probably closer to 12
00:41:33.900 And it was naked
00:41:36.160 It had very pale skin
00:41:38.600 And it was super thin
00:41:40.220 And it had
00:41:41.340 An unusually long penis
00:41:43.120 No it's
00:41:43.540 Unusually long
00:41:46.360 It had unusually long
00:41:48.760 Arms and legs
00:41:50.000 Oh wait so he's looking
00:41:51.640 At this thing huh
00:41:52.380 Yeah he had a gander
00:41:53.520 Damn
00:41:54.480 When the area went dark
00:41:56.180 Again
00:41:56.560 And my eyes had to adjust
00:41:58.700 It appeared to just vanish
00:42:00.800 I was still standing
00:42:03.220 Or staring in the same direction
00:42:04.760 But it was just gone
00:42:05.800 I've seen a lot of
00:42:07.540 Thangs in my life
00:42:08.500 But this is the only time
00:42:09.740 I've ever seen anything
00:42:10.400 Alien related
00:42:11.240 I do believe
00:42:12.940 That whatever was
00:42:14.220 Haunting me as a child
00:42:15.280 It was the same few entities
00:42:17.760 I've always wondered
00:42:19.240 If this
00:42:19.660 Alien
00:42:20.760 Could have been more
00:42:22.220 Interconnected
00:42:22.780 To previous experiences
00:42:24.060 This encounter in Alaska
00:42:26.060 Was the last paranormal
00:42:27.160 Experience I had
00:42:28.200 Besides seeing weird
00:42:29.780 Things in the sky
00:42:30.580 And about 8 years later
00:42:32.420 In 2014
00:42:33.480 I surrendered my life
00:42:35.080 To Jesus Christ
00:42:35.900 But we'll get there
00:42:37.460 Damn
00:42:38.400 That was a good one
00:42:39.600 I like that
00:42:40.180 Well if this is his last
00:42:41.080 Paranormal experience
00:42:41.960 I guess the story ends here
00:42:43.160 Fucking no more
00:42:43.800 Points of reading your shit
00:42:44.920 You donkey
00:42:45.400 Yeah
00:43:15.400 You damn donkey
00:43:17.300 And also
00:43:18.480 If you think
00:43:19.340 That these alien things
00:43:20.220 Are connected with other
00:43:21.040 Things in your life
00:43:21.820 Before like
00:43:22.460 Retard
00:43:23.760 When your dad
00:43:25.280 Was trying to
00:43:25.560 Why would they be
00:43:26.100 Perhaps
00:43:26.900 Perhaps
00:43:27.520 Yeah
00:43:28.300 You can hear
00:43:28.680 I don't know if the audience
00:43:29.420 Can hear but these
00:43:30.000 Motherfuckers are strumming hard
00:43:31.140 Oh they strumming
00:43:31.740 They strumming
00:43:32.420 I mean god bless them
00:43:33.060 They can't hear it
00:43:33.520 I think this is doing
00:43:34.320 A good job
00:43:34.820 But I like that
00:43:36.460 I told her
00:43:37.120 I said I think
00:43:37.560 It's going to add
00:43:38.160 Ambience to our
00:43:39.160 Oh yeah
00:43:39.520 What we're doing here
00:43:40.380 A little Jew music
00:43:41.840 A little spooky story
00:43:44.000 Yeah
00:43:44.820 I'll allow it
00:43:45.760 Alright let's
00:43:46.220 Let's depart from this
00:43:47.160 For a moment
00:43:47.700 A little red light
00:43:47.900 Okay
00:43:48.240 And we're going to go
00:43:49.120 I sent you
00:43:49.760 I sent you the email
00:43:50.880 If you want to read
00:43:51.640 Read this email
00:43:52.580 So you can click on that link
00:43:53.820 Where did you send it
00:43:54.600 Oh it's on Twitter
00:43:55.240 Okay
00:43:55.580 Yeah so you can click that
00:43:56.600 And it'll bring you to the email
00:43:57.500 For
00:43:57.820 Email
00:43:58.240 David K
00:43:59.580 Oh David K
00:44:01.200 David K
00:44:01.800 There we go
00:44:04.520 You got it
00:44:05.280 You pull it up
00:44:05.800 It won't load
00:44:06.460 It won't load
00:44:07.260 The conversation you requested
00:44:08.600 Could not be loaded
00:44:09.440 Okay I'll just copy and paste it
00:44:11.180 And we'll make
00:44:11.640 A little Google document thing
00:44:13.460 For it
00:44:13.780 A little document
00:44:14.580 I'll check in with the chat
00:44:15.640 In the meantime
00:44:16.180 A naked white guy
00:44:17.260 Says Brandon
00:44:17.840 Yes
00:44:18.280 I pay to chat with y'all
00:44:21.060 Says LO
00:44:21.700 With us
00:44:23.160 We're too busy doing a show
00:44:24.560 Yeah we're reading
00:44:25.420 Man I'll tell you what
00:44:26.840 I feel bad for yelling at Matt
00:44:28.740 And then Jess was behind her
00:44:29.940 Behind him
00:44:30.800 I couldn't see her
00:44:32.140 Behind his ears
00:44:32.820 He's like
00:44:34.820 He's been talking about
00:44:35.520 My ears all day
00:44:36.380 Okay
00:44:37.040 Go out there and smash the guitar
00:44:39.440 Over his head
00:44:40.380 No
00:44:40.800 We like Lisa
00:44:42.500 They're crashing
00:44:43.080 Yeah she's great
00:44:44.040 They're doing Purim
00:44:45.100 Yeah
00:44:45.700 How you guys doing chat
00:44:46.840 Besides Holly who says not well
00:44:48.680 How you guys doing
00:44:49.280 Not well huh
00:44:51.200 Oh that's not good
00:44:52.460 Okay what happened here
00:44:53.720 Let's copy this
00:44:54.680 And we're gonna paste it
00:44:56.260 There we go
00:44:56.720 You take your time
00:44:57.240 I wanna look at how the chat's doing
00:44:58.420 Guys say something
00:44:59.200 Tell me how you are
00:45:00.040 Yeah
00:45:01.280 Okay
00:45:01.960 So we got David K up in here
00:45:04.000 Hold on
00:45:04.740 We gotta know how they are
00:45:05.540 Before we
00:45:05.980 Is this gonna be on
00:45:07.120 This is on Google Drive
00:45:08.120 Yeah I'm sending it to you
00:45:09.380 It's also on Twitter
00:45:10.080 So go ahead and pull that up
00:45:11.120 Oh Twitter
00:45:11.940 Twitter
00:45:12.600 Got Twitter fingers
00:45:13.620 Alright
00:45:13.920 Sancho is fantastic
00:45:15.100 You're always fantastic Sancho
00:45:16.600 Fantastic looking
00:45:17.880 Greetings
00:45:19.160 Oh
00:45:20.000 Wait this is David K
00:45:21.600 Okay
00:45:21.940 Yeah I'll read some of this
00:45:23.620 And I want you to read the rest
00:45:25.060 Cause this is a
00:45:25.660 I heard this is a funny email
00:45:26.240 My reading was just fine Holly
00:45:27.720 I thought I was on a roll today
00:45:29.000 Except for the last
00:45:29.680 Like
00:45:30.300 Attempting
00:45:31.480 I got a little
00:45:31.880 You know
00:45:32.440 Greetings from the opposite corner
00:45:33.920 Of the United States
00:45:34.860 I'm writing from Washington State
00:45:36.720 Where the Bigfoot roam
00:45:37.860 Nice
00:45:38.920 Oh the Bigfoot
00:45:40.060 Is this gonna be about Bigfoot
00:45:41.160 This is interesting
00:45:41.940 I'm gonna read this paragraph
00:45:43.000 And then you can read the next
00:45:44.080 I'm very excited
00:45:44.840 We're gonna get a Bigfoot story
00:45:45.980 Right
00:45:46.240 It's gotta be what it is
00:45:47.240 First off
00:45:47.660 I'd like to thank you
00:45:48.480 For the years of entertainment
00:45:49.600 And interesting conversations
00:45:51.200 Wow
00:45:51.800 You're welcome
00:45:53.160 Thanks David K
00:45:53.980 That's really nice
00:45:55.040 I listen to you guys
00:45:55.940 Pretty regularly
00:45:56.560 Along with many of the guests
00:45:58.320 You have on the show
00:45:59.100 Cool
00:45:59.620 I got into this conspiracy research
00:46:01.240 About 10 years ago
00:46:02.580 Like many others
00:46:03.860 When I saw the media bias
00:46:05.440 Against Trump
00:46:05.940 Okay
00:46:06.540 That was probably the beginning
00:46:07.560 Of my waking up process
00:46:08.780 So what
00:46:09.180 That's 2016
00:46:10.200 Yeah
00:46:10.560 So that was when the media
00:46:11.800 Was big against Trump
00:46:13.000 And Trump was first
00:46:13.740 That's a big waking up moment
00:46:15.300 I grew up in a Christian town
00:46:17.320 In a Christian home
00:46:18.080 And I went to Bible school
00:46:19.280 He went to cemetery school
00:46:20.280 Oh alright
00:46:20.760 After graduating high school
00:46:21.900 In 2010
00:46:22.520 I studied history and economics
00:46:25.460 In university
00:46:26.180 In university after Bible school
00:46:27.060 In 2010
00:46:27.520 Wow
00:46:27.840 How old would that make him
00:46:28.380 15 years ago
00:46:29.160 Okay
00:46:29.740 So he's like
00:46:30.940 A little younger than
00:46:31.580 Yeah
00:46:31.900 Us maybe same age
00:46:33.180 I started to get more into philosophy
00:46:36.000 And spirituality in college
00:46:37.420 And I kind of held my faith loosely
00:46:40.080 Even when I was attending church groups
00:46:41.840 For college age people
00:46:43.060 That's interesting
00:46:43.860 That higher learning
00:46:45.040 Ended up doing that to him
00:46:46.480 Starts to detach you
00:46:47.280 Yeah
00:46:47.620 Well I think
00:46:48.500 Maybe not just higher learning
00:46:50.000 But some other things
00:46:50.800 Okay
00:46:51.280 At some point after college
00:46:53.060 I became an atheist
00:46:53.960 Because I was seeking so much
00:46:55.540 And I couldn't find anything
00:46:56.880 That was really satisfying me spiritually
00:46:58.620 Okay
00:46:59.140 I was hella deep
00:47:00.100 In new atheist
00:47:01.060 YouTube
00:47:01.500 Dawkins
00:47:02.080 Harris
00:47:02.460 Hitchens
00:47:02.840 You know the crew
00:47:03.580 Yep
00:47:04.180 Then I started working
00:47:06.880 And listening to tons
00:47:07.960 Of conspiracy podcasts
00:47:09.040 You want to pick it up from here?
00:47:10.200 Sure
00:47:10.480 Is it true
00:47:11.900 It is true
00:47:12.740 I would say
00:47:13.320 Oh it is true
00:47:15.040 I'm sorry
00:47:15.380 You're right
00:47:15.640 It is true
00:47:16.380 That conspiracy leads
00:47:17.240 To spirituality
00:47:17.880 And boy oh boy
00:47:18.820 I was deep in the weeds
00:47:20.160 Of it all
00:47:20.580 It took me quite a while
00:47:21.980 But I eventually came back
00:47:23.060 To allowing the possibility
00:47:24.120 Of God
00:47:24.660 I could easily dismiss
00:47:26.840 I couldn't easily dismiss
00:47:28.540 All of the previous cultures
00:47:29.960 On earth
00:47:30.940 Having stories
00:47:31.740 Or myths
00:47:32.580 Of gods and angels
00:47:33.480 Or titans
00:47:34.020 Interacting with people
00:47:34.920 I was also unable
00:47:36.600 To disarm
00:47:37.200 The first mover argument
00:47:39.180 Which is still
00:47:39.860 Pretty convincing to me
00:47:40.680 This is the idea
00:47:41.220 Of like
00:47:41.500 What precedes
00:47:42.220 The Big Bang
00:47:42.720 Yeah
00:47:43.360 Okay
00:47:43.740 I'm feeling bad
00:47:44.880 For calling him
00:47:45.380 David Kike
00:47:45.920 No
00:47:46.820 This dude's over
00:47:47.440 He's crushing
00:47:48.060 This is great
00:47:48.680 Anyway
00:47:49.600 All of that to say
00:47:51.180 I got back into thinking
00:47:52.060 About Christianity
00:47:52.720 And wanted to see
00:47:53.440 If it was actually true
00:47:54.380 I was open to the idea
00:47:55.880 That it was true
00:47:56.460 And maybe I had been
00:47:57.720 Misunderstanding
00:47:58.660 Certain things in the Bible
00:47:59.680 Fair
00:48:00.220 So I had been listening
00:48:01.620 To Christian shows
00:48:02.320 More recently
00:48:02.900 For the past year
00:48:03.680 And you and Raven
00:48:04.440 Have been
00:48:04.920 Oh I'm sorry
00:48:06.100 And you Raven
00:48:07.240 Have been a new Christian
00:48:08.980 As well
00:48:09.380 This is true
00:48:09.960 I felt like I was
00:48:11.000 Going through this process
00:48:12.120 With you
00:48:12.940 Almost the same time
00:48:14.120 Raven
00:48:14.460 Okay cool
00:48:15.320 That's interesting
00:48:16.380 That was kind of like
00:48:17.560 What I had hoped
00:48:18.220 Hold on
00:48:18.720 There's a big but here
00:48:19.580 Oh but
00:48:20.200 Oh okay but
00:48:21.140 I had grown up
00:48:22.300 In a Christian household
00:48:23.140 And had fallen away
00:48:24.260 But I was possibly
00:48:25.500 Returning at the same time
00:48:26.520 You were becoming a Christian
00:48:27.400 Pretty cool
00:48:27.880 That's very cool
00:48:28.580 That is very cool
00:48:29.240 That's interesting
00:48:29.740 It's on the road
00:48:30.440 Yeah you never know
00:48:31.700 Who's going through what
00:48:32.840 When you're doing this stuff
00:48:34.040 Oh no
00:48:34.660 However
00:48:35.420 Okay
00:48:36.060 After listening to you guys
00:48:37.660 For hundreds of hours
00:48:39.120 Damn hundreds of hours
00:48:40.140 I'm trying so hard
00:48:41.980 To hold on to you guys
00:48:44.040 But god damn
00:48:45.080 Ah
00:48:45.880 This is about the burps
00:48:46.980 Isn't it
00:48:47.340 Yeah
00:48:47.780 I think I have to stop
00:48:49.560 Listening to your show
00:48:50.400 Oh no he's not gonna hear this
00:48:52.460 Oh he
00:48:53.420 Wait he's saying
00:48:54.340 Well hold on
00:48:54.920 Maybe let's see what he has to say
00:48:56.120 It's not because you're speaking
00:48:57.800 Too much truth
00:48:58.500 And I can't handle it
00:48:59.520 It's the ads
00:49:01.200 The ads
00:49:01.940 Honestly that's fair
00:49:02.820 Chumba casino
00:49:03.720 Patreon.com forward slash
00:49:05.600 Nephilim death squad
00:49:06.220 Sign up and get it
00:49:08.000 You know
00:49:08.520 Ad free
00:49:09.060 Yeah
00:49:09.540 Or suffer through the ads
00:49:11.680 Of the free product
00:49:12.780 Wait a second
00:49:13.360 Okay
00:49:13.700 Can we call Matt in here
00:49:15.200 No
00:49:15.640 Oh it'll break his heart
00:49:17.160 No I don't wanna
00:49:17.820 Okay it's the ads
00:49:19.080 God
00:49:19.420 What else
00:49:20.180 And it's Matt
00:49:22.180 At least he had the decency
00:49:25.660 To spell it with five T's
00:49:27.160 Yeah he knows
00:49:27.960 He knows
00:49:28.440 Yeah
00:49:28.820 It's not
00:49:29.440 It's the not knowing
00:49:31.400 Anything about the bible
00:49:32.420 Because you haven't read it
00:49:33.440 Raven
00:49:33.740 Damn
00:49:34.320 Shots fired at Raven
00:49:36.460 How are you Christian
00:49:37.740 If you haven't read the Torah
00:49:39.660 I don't know
00:49:40.160 I thought to be Christian
00:49:41.100 Was to accept the Lord
00:49:42.840 As your savior
00:49:43.980 Yeah
00:49:44.800 But I don't know
00:49:46.060 I don't really know shit
00:49:46.820 You should read the bible
00:49:47.680 I probably should read the bible
00:49:48.800 Yeah
00:49:49.000 The Torah
00:49:49.400 Yeah
00:49:49.660 I get more value
00:49:51.220 From straight bible
00:49:52.820 But he hates Matt
00:49:53.680 Yeah
00:49:54.040 I don't know
00:49:54.940 Quick way to stop being a Christian
00:49:56.460 Is to read the whole bible
00:49:57.620 Interesting
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00:50:04.640 But I've got my eye
00:50:05.940 On the hydro massage beds
00:50:07.340 It felt like a real team
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00:50:12.740 You wanna tell the nation about?
00:50:13.960 Two big ones
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00:50:27.880 So you want me to stop
00:50:31.020 Wait
00:50:31.280 Wait a second
00:50:32.200 The quickest way
00:50:32.920 To stop being a Christian
00:50:33.920 Is to read the whole bible
00:50:35.180 He wants you to stop
00:50:36.040 Being a Christian
00:50:36.620 So he wants you to read
00:50:37.740 More like the whole bible
00:50:39.220 Matt once said
00:50:41.260 These guys in the occult
00:50:42.540 Were drinking unicorn blood
00:50:43.820 To get into heaven
00:50:44.700 How dumb is that?
00:50:46.200 I feel like we should
00:50:46.840 Call Matt in here
00:50:47.600 I would like to hear
00:50:49.640 Let's call him in here
00:50:50.820 So that he can just
00:50:51.420 Complain off microphone
00:50:52.740 Yeah
00:50:53.740 I mean you can get him
00:50:54.820 I'll keep reading to the audience
00:50:55.900 Wait no no no
00:50:56.740 Talk to the audience
00:50:57.660 We're gonna have to
00:50:58.280 Okay fine
00:50:58.580 I'm taking it back
00:51:00.320 I thought this was a nice thing
00:51:01.460 That was happening
00:51:02.840 It seemed pretty cool
00:51:04.220 I wonder what David Kay
00:51:05.640 Is going through
00:51:06.320 Bit of a bummer
00:51:07.880 However after listening
00:51:09.940 To you guys for hundreds of hours
00:51:11.200 I'm trying so hard
00:51:12.060 To hold on to you
00:51:12.920 But god damn
00:51:13.740 I think I have to stop
00:51:14.960 Listening to your show
00:51:15.600 That's interesting
00:51:16.140 Huh
00:51:17.920 Oh Matt
00:51:20.420 Hey Matt
00:51:21.740 Okay so
00:51:23.740 No no no
00:51:25.480 You don't get to talk
00:51:26.300 You just get to listen
00:51:27.020 I just get to look at your reaction
00:51:28.380 No I'm not doing it
00:51:30.540 No come on
00:51:31.000 It's gonna be cool
00:51:31.480 No no no
00:51:31.680 Listen to this
00:51:32.440 Okay so
00:51:33.700 This guy starts off saying
00:51:35.060 That he's listened to
00:51:35.900 Hundreds of hours
00:51:37.080 Of our show
00:51:37.820 And that
00:51:38.360 My journey
00:51:39.200 Coming to Christ
00:51:40.300 Is similar to his journey
00:51:41.720 Returning
00:51:42.260 It's happening at the same time
00:51:44.280 Very cool
00:51:46.320 So he says
00:51:47.220 No no
00:51:49.480 We had to actually depart from him
00:51:50.780 Because we got
00:51:51.280 We got to page 9 of 13
00:51:52.940 I don't want the whole episode
00:51:53.780 To be about the homie
00:51:54.540 With the 13 pages
00:51:55.320 So
00:51:55.720 However
00:51:56.720 David Kay
00:51:57.240 He goes
00:51:57.780 David Kay says
00:51:58.380 However after listening to you guys
00:51:59.600 For hundreds of hours
00:52:00.400 I am trying so hard
00:52:01.320 To hold on to you guys
00:52:02.180 But god damn
00:52:02.800 I think I have to stop
00:52:03.920 Listening to your show
00:52:04.680 It's not because you're speaking
00:52:05.900 Too much truth
00:52:06.600 And I can't handle it
00:52:07.480 It's the ads
00:52:08.440 Which is fair
00:52:09.360 That's fine
00:52:09.820 There's a lot of ads
00:52:10.520 A lot of ads
00:52:11.280 It's Matt
00:52:12.360 With five Ts
00:52:13.160 I knew it
00:52:13.520 I knew you were waiting for that
00:52:15.180 I love that
00:52:15.960 It's the not knowing anything
00:52:18.600 About the Bible
00:52:19.460 Because you haven't read it
00:52:20.460 Raven
00:52:20.720 Which is also fair
00:52:21.660 Right
00:52:22.560 Crazy
00:52:23.000 He hates us now
00:52:23.980 I don't know
00:52:24.520 He might hate us
00:52:25.180 How are you Christian
00:52:26.140 If you haven't read the Torah
00:52:27.140 The quickest way
00:52:28.280 To stop being Christian
00:52:29.320 Is to read the Bible
00:52:30.620 That which is a
00:52:32.220 Strange twist
00:52:33.280 That's what he said
00:52:33.920 The quickest way
00:52:34.520 To stop being a Christian
00:52:36.200 Is to read the Bible
00:52:37.000 Matt once said
00:52:38.260 Quote
00:52:38.640 These guys in the occult
00:52:40.020 Were drinking unicorn blood
00:52:41.180 To get into heaven
00:52:41.940 How dumb is that
00:52:42.820 When did you say that
00:52:43.700 I've never said that
00:52:44.640 I've never even thought that
00:52:45.780 I've never even thought that
00:52:47.420 I've never even thought that
00:52:48.640 I've never said that
00:52:49.640 Because I've never even thought that
00:52:50.620 You know what though
00:52:51.040 That's my new thing though
00:52:51.900 I like it
00:52:52.640 Yeah
00:52:52.900 I don't know
00:52:53.700 And then he goes on to say
00:52:54.920 That is almost a perfect description
00:52:57.040 Of Christianity
00:52:57.720 Matt
00:52:58.300 I've never said that
00:53:00.040 Then he says
00:53:00.680 Matt
00:53:01.200 With five Ts
00:53:02.100 Is actually retarded
00:53:03.400 And you guys know that
00:53:04.460 And you guys know that
00:53:05.040 Stop taking advantage of him
00:53:06.440 I mean I could
00:53:08.280 If I can be honest
00:53:09.220 I like the guy
00:53:09.920 So far I've not
00:53:11.640 I have him IRL
00:53:12.460 He kind of honeydicked us a little bit
00:53:14.860 Because the first two or three paragraphs
00:53:16.280 Are all glazing
00:53:17.040 The first three paragraphs
00:53:18.080 Are glazing
00:53:18.560 Glazing
00:53:18.800 Glazing
00:53:19.060 Glazing
00:53:19.340 Glazing
00:53:19.740 Which I was
00:53:21.880 And it wasn't even glazing
00:53:22.880 I thought it was very sincere
00:53:23.800 And interesting
00:53:24.600 And then he was like
00:53:25.320 You guys are faggots
00:53:26.100 But hang out
00:53:27.480 Listen to this
00:53:28.020 Because we haven't read all this
00:53:30.220 And we just want you
00:53:30.900 Yeah we want you to catch the rest of it
00:53:32.140 So
00:53:32.380 Because he roasts the shit out of us
00:53:34.660 Matt is actually retarded
00:53:35.760 And you guys know that
00:53:36.720 Stop taking advantage of him
00:53:38.100 You guys used to be cool
00:53:39.260 And have guests that had different ideas
00:53:41.260 About spirituality
00:53:42.040 They came from different paths
00:53:44.220 Paths you would now consider
00:53:45.520 Satanic or pagan
00:53:46.860 Because it's not Christianity
00:53:48.020 Well by default right
00:53:49.140 It would be
00:53:49.860 If it's not Christianity
00:53:50.460 It would be pagan
00:53:51.220 Yeah
00:53:51.560 I mean that's just kind of
00:53:53.060 Also satanic
00:53:53.860 That'll fall under pagan
00:53:54.960 That'll figure it out
00:53:55.720 No he's gonna figure it out
00:53:56.900 I'm sure he'll hear this
00:53:58.000 And he'll be like
00:53:58.420 Hey
00:53:58.560 This is
00:53:59.100 Oh wait up
00:53:59.700 We have to play our music
00:54:00.520 Hey hello
00:54:01.580 Hello
00:54:02.060 Let's dance
00:54:02.840 Let's dance
00:54:03.400 Oh you're gonna leave now
00:54:04.820 Okay alright
00:54:05.860 Everything that's not Abrahamic
00:54:07.780 Is pagan
00:54:08.380 Now if you disagree with the guests
00:54:10.360 It's about
00:54:10.980 It's about if gay people
00:54:12.320 Can be saved or not
00:54:13.160 I can't read when Matt's in the room
00:54:14.560 I feel like that's what it is
00:54:15.420 Maybe it is
00:54:15.920 He's cast a spell of stupidity upon you
00:54:17.720 You and your guests
00:54:20.380 Are becoming more and more cringy
00:54:22.000 And Christ cucked
00:54:23.440 By the episode
00:54:24.440 You had on Laura Baker
00:54:25.760 Shout out Laura
00:54:26.500 Oh shout out Laura Baker
00:54:27.160 She's probably in the chat
00:54:27.780 Wait wait wait
00:54:28.500 Laura Baker
00:54:29.160 Who is obviously mentally unstable
00:54:31.380 And deranged
00:54:32.340 Oh okay
00:54:32.660 Then I
00:54:33.120 Yeah alright
00:54:33.820 I'm in good company
00:54:34.540 Dude Laura Baker is
00:54:35.920 Fucking awesome
00:54:37.880 Yeah yeah yeah
00:54:38.340 And she's convinced her kids
00:54:40.080 That they're infested with demons
00:54:41.620 If they misbehave
00:54:42.480 Um
00:54:43.260 Face
00:54:43.900 Yeah
00:54:44.560 Get thee behind me Satan
00:54:46.580 You had on two guys
00:54:47.940 Who said that they
00:54:48.600 That the rapture
00:54:49.620 Is gonna happen
00:54:50.180 In September 23rd
00:54:51.260 Or something
00:54:51.540 Shout out
00:54:51.980 Hey I will fully allow you
00:54:53.440 To disrespect
00:54:55.240 Disagree to agree
00:54:56.720 Shout out to
00:54:57.140 Soliminal Messenger
00:54:57.700 And
00:54:58.080 This is a
00:54:58.520 In its heart
00:55:00.120 This is a chronicle
00:55:01.580 Yeah this is an interesting
00:55:02.620 Chronicle
00:55:03.120 Yeah
00:55:03.460 Actually I enjoy it
00:55:05.380 He's airing out
00:55:07.380 His grievances
00:55:08.080 And they didn't say
00:55:09.020 That something was gonna happen
00:55:09.980 They're just showing us
00:55:10.760 Like this 9-2-3 thing
00:55:12.080 Yeah they were saying
00:55:12.660 That's people
00:55:13.200 3-2-9
00:55:14.140 Damn so fine
00:55:15.080 Remember that
00:55:15.800 Yeah we remember that
00:55:16.580 Of course
00:55:16.940 They'll probably come on again soon
00:55:18.140 You have had on Heidi Love
00:55:20.000 Who just went from
00:55:21.380 One Jewish mind control sect
00:55:22.820 To another
00:55:23.420 And thinks she's free
00:55:25.340 And speaking the truth
00:55:26.300 Touche
00:55:26.880 Well we've now made up
00:55:27.980 With Heidi Love
00:55:28.480 And she'll be back on
00:55:29.160 On Monday
00:55:29.620 Or we'll be on
00:55:30.500 Talking with her
00:55:31.040 This is crazy
00:55:31.860 This is so crazy
00:55:32.840 You're in the same realm
00:55:34.140 As Brandon Kroll
00:55:35.140 Who clearly needs help
00:55:36.440 With woman and money
00:55:37.680 Women
00:55:38.220 Women
00:55:38.520 Women
00:55:39.760 Women
00:55:40.900 Women
00:55:41.440 Women
00:55:42.220 Women
00:55:43.720 No
00:55:45.220 What
00:55:46.780 Why do you wanna hang out with you
00:55:47.800 Is that a problem now
00:55:48.520 Oh cause you spent so long
00:55:50.480 Telling Jess that we were
00:55:51.360 Mean guys to you
00:55:52.180 And now you wanna keep
00:55:53.180 You wanna act like
00:55:53.780 We are mean guys to you
00:55:54.740 That's not true at all dude
00:55:57.380 Alright bye Matt
00:55:58.340 Ski daddle Matt
00:55:59.260 We'll let you know
00:55:59.860 If he talks any more shit
00:56:00.860 Yeah
00:56:01.180 You care
00:56:02.740 He cares
00:56:03.340 He just wants to be
00:56:04.440 On the show so bad
00:56:05.180 If he can't have a mic
00:56:05.880 He doesn't wanna be here
00:56:06.520 He's too busy
00:56:07.140 Simping for Jesus
00:56:08.000 And won't master
00:56:08.760 Wait wait wait wait
00:56:10.480 Brandon Kroll
00:56:11.720 Is too busy
00:56:12.840 Simping for Jesus
00:56:13.900 And he won't masturbate
00:56:15.120 This is crazy
00:56:15.980 You're mad at him
00:56:17.400 For not gooning
00:56:18.340 I kinda like
00:56:19.900 I like where this is going
00:56:21.020 No I like the pepper
00:56:21.620 He's working with
00:56:22.360 But damn dude
00:56:23.260 You're not
00:56:24.160 This guy
00:56:24.660 Hey this
00:56:25.060 He's like hey Brandon Kroll
00:56:26.600 You're just like that guy
00:56:27.480 Who won't jerk off
00:56:28.360 Touch your peen
00:56:29.000 Touch your peen for me
00:56:29.900 Brandon Kroll
00:56:30.500 Do it
00:56:31.000 Dang this is weird
00:56:32.260 This is wild
00:56:32.920 Turns out he's a bit cocky
00:56:35.100 Because it's so embarrassing
00:56:36.800 To hear you guys
00:56:37.620 Guam all over Jesus
00:56:38.760 And spirituality
00:56:39.480 Submit to Yahweh
00:56:41.060 I mean
00:56:42.660 My god gentlemen
00:56:43.640 What happened to you
00:56:44.540 Well
00:56:44.980 If you guys turn
00:56:45.960 If you guys are grifting
00:56:46.920 And lying
00:56:47.300 You got me fired up
00:56:48.160 So well done
00:56:48.760 Remember Dustin Nemos
00:56:49.820 Turns out he was a bit kooky
00:56:51.420 Please don't end up like him
00:56:52.880 Well that's not nice
00:56:53.440 Don't say that about Dustin Nemos
00:56:54.560 Oh he's a bit kooky
00:56:55.280 Okay fine
00:56:55.800 Damn
00:56:56.480 Sorry they all caught some strays
00:56:58.460 That was my
00:56:59.020 You wrote this
00:57:00.100 That was in the previous sentence dude
00:57:01.460 They caught
00:57:01.860 You could have deleted it
00:57:02.880 Motherfucker
00:57:03.200 Yeah I know
00:57:03.860 This is not something you said
00:57:04.940 In the spur of the moment
00:57:05.720 You typed it out
00:57:06.540 You actually
00:57:06.980 You hit send
00:57:07.800 You hit send
00:57:08.600 I mean the
00:57:09.140 The spelling is all good
00:57:11.620 The context is great
00:57:12.740 Yeah good punctuation
00:57:14.240 And all that
00:57:15.060 Alright
00:57:15.320 It's premeditated
00:57:16.180 Damn sorry they all caught some strays
00:57:18.920 That was not my intention
00:57:19.780 I've just been listening to a lot of
00:57:21.000 Christian conspiracy podcasts
00:57:22.040 And you guys more than anyone else
00:57:23.720 Have pushed me so far from Christianity
00:57:25.320 And I want to thank you for that
00:57:26.780 Whoa
00:57:28.180 This is crazy
00:57:29.660 No no no this is good
00:57:31.280 This is good you know why
00:57:32.520 Why that
00:57:33.180 We go hey man
00:57:34.180 We've been doing a lot of stuff
00:57:35.720 We've been saying a lot of slurs
00:57:37.580 Yeah
00:57:37.880 We've been talking about a lot of races
00:57:39.940 No
00:57:40.600 We've been
00:57:41.180 We?
00:57:41.620 Us?
00:57:42.000 We've been yelling at cat people
00:57:43.920 Okay
00:57:44.400 And you know what
00:57:45.800 It's not a good example of Christianity
00:57:47.720 I think you're correct
00:57:48.360 But this guy is saying
00:57:49.240 No
00:57:49.940 The more that you promote Jesus Christ
00:57:52.500 Yeah
00:57:52.920 The more that you like him
00:57:53.720 The more that you simp for
00:57:55.220 Yeah he's actually not mad about the slurs
00:57:57.900 He's not mad about anything that the
00:57:59.640 Legacy Christian media is mad about
00:58:01.700 He's mad about the actual good things that we're doing
00:58:04.480 And that's pushing him away from Christ
00:58:05.740 So is this an inversion?
00:58:07.540 I don't know
00:58:08.000 I just say this is Satanism
00:58:09.460 He says you help me to realize that the biggest psyop of all
00:58:12.400 Is the Torah and the Bible and Christianity and Abrahamic religions
00:58:15.640 Alright this guy is balls deep in the booty hole of Adam Green
00:58:19.400 The whole goal of Yahweh is to conquer the world and have every knee bow
00:58:24.340 It's not just the guess that you guys have either
00:58:26.580 It's how unserious you guys are
00:58:28.460 Alright
00:58:28.720 Well I mean whoever said we were serious
00:58:30.700 I mean that's never something that we
00:58:32.200 Everything you guys have ever said I now know was not research or fact check at all
00:58:37.880 We tell you that though when we're saying it
00:58:39.420 We literally say we're retards
00:58:40.780 It's interesting
00:58:41.620 For a guy who's absorbed hundreds of hours
00:58:43.800 I question your discernment
00:58:45.140 It took you a long time to realize a lot of really obvious things
00:58:48.600 Will you have
00:58:50.440 No no no
00:58:51.000 I think you guys just see clips and TikToks and regurgitate kooky
00:58:55.060 Oh there's the typo
00:58:57.260 Unverified
00:58:58.160 Unverified shit
00:58:59.320 I think you're an idiot
00:59:00.460 That's what I think
00:59:01.160 Well no
00:59:01.620 Come on
00:59:02.440 Stop that
00:59:02.940 He's fine
00:59:03.640 People's spelling of a word that you messed up
00:59:05.400 Sometimes you know I don't spell
00:59:06.880 Will you have a mythicist on
00:59:08.400 Mythicist
00:59:09.740 Define mythicist
00:59:11.300 What does it mean
00:59:12.000 Hold on let me see what it even means
00:59:14.080 And then we'll decide if we want that
00:59:16.600 He says will you have a non-Abrahamic hypnotized guest on
00:59:20.260 A mythicist is an adherent of Jesus mythicism
00:59:23.220 The theory that Jesus of Nazareth never existed as a historical figure
00:59:27.080 But rather that Christianity originated from a likely celestial or mythical figure later
00:59:32.960 Historicized
00:59:34.400 Well that's
00:59:35.320 Maybe
00:59:36.140 Probably not
00:59:37.380 The problem with that for me is that that's where I started
00:59:40.020 Yeah
00:59:40.940 All those years ago
00:59:41.940 Like Jesus was likely a metaphor an allegory for you know a celestial event a star system
00:59:48.580 The way that the son of God moves across the sky and rests upon the celestial crux
00:59:53.420 Like you fucking name it
00:59:54.480 You know I've been there
00:59:56.840 And then all of a sudden I had a moment where I went oh shit
01:00:00.380 They want to know when this was submitted April 1st
01:00:02.700 No it was submitted February 6th
01:00:04.860 Yeah
01:00:05.140 It's actually skipped a line because Nancy read it and I was like oh interesting
01:00:08.840 A criticism
01:00:10.020 A criticism
01:00:10.760 We kind of like this
01:00:11.620 No I'm actually having a lot of fun
01:00:13.080 Yeah let's keep going
01:00:13.980 He says I would listen to that if you had a non-hypnotized Abrahamic
01:00:17.560 Well why don't you
01:00:18.300 Why don't you start a podcast
01:00:20.280 Yeah dude
01:00:21.100 Grow it
01:00:21.880 Grift
01:00:23.140 We've been grifting hard boy
01:00:24.880 Just do a little grifting
01:00:25.580 What's the problem?
01:00:26.720 Do a little grifting sell your soul
01:00:27.280 Uh sorry guys I had to write that mostly for me
01:00:30.760 Alright
01:00:31.300 Going through something
01:00:32.200 Obviously I'm not doing too well myself
01:00:34.040 Alright that's fair
01:00:34.900 I'm not mad at that at all
01:00:35.840 I just have to let you go
01:00:37.900 Or I'll just hate listen and stew in anger
01:00:41.040 Well it's like if you really love something you have to let it go
01:00:43.140 And if it comes back it was meant to be
01:00:44.480 Anyway the spirit that possessed me for years was the Holy Spirit
01:00:47.660 Okay
01:00:48.560 Wait a second
01:00:49.440 This is a plot twist
01:00:51.200 What?
01:00:51.740 So I was possessed by the Holy Spirit for years
01:00:53.500 Because of you guys I want to get rid of it now
01:00:55.700 Hold on
01:00:56.140 Huh?
01:00:56.600 This is crazy
01:00:57.300 Huh?
01:00:57.900 This is crazy testimony
01:00:58.880 What does this mean?
01:00:59.640 I was possessed by the Holy Spirit
01:01:01.160 We've helped you
01:01:01.460 We've helped the Holy Spirit
01:01:03.680 Yeah
01:01:04.220 Uh dwell in you
01:01:06.120 No no no no
01:01:07.080 It dwelled in him but because of us
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01:01:38.020 He now wants to get rid of it
01:01:41.160 No no no
01:01:41.780 That's what he said
01:01:42.340 That's what he said
01:01:42.880 Yeah yeah
01:01:43.160 The spirit that possessed me for years was the Holy Spirit
01:01:45.920 And because of you guys
01:01:47.020 I want to get rid of it now
01:01:48.840 Yeah and then he says
01:01:49.420 I had the Holy Spirit in me for most of my life
01:01:51.660 Oh
01:01:51.900 I see that the way
01:01:53.140 I see the way you guys act
01:01:54.680 And you always talk about the Holy Spirit in you
01:01:56.760 It made me realize that I never asked the Holy Spirit to leave
01:02:00.620 Oh you
01:02:01.100 We'll be careful with that
01:02:03.080 I think I will now
01:02:04.740 Jesus
01:02:05.820 Wait when was this?
01:02:06.960 This was 21 days ago
01:02:08.360 Three weeks ago
01:02:09.220 Oh my goodness man
01:02:10.420 I really want to thank you for freeing me
01:02:13.080 So what do you
01:02:13.460 You want to thank us
01:02:14.220 Or you're upset with us
01:02:15.100 I'm having
01:02:15.480 You're going to love mixed messages here
01:02:16.820 I want to thank you for freeing me from the Christian mind virus
01:02:21.500 If it wasn't for your insane, illogical, unsubstantiated, kooky-ass discussions about Christianity
01:02:27.640 I would probably be bowing to Jesus right now
01:02:31.200 I can happily say that I will not obey, submit, and comply to this made-up Jewish myth
01:02:35.800 Top
01:02:36.420 You dunce cap
01:02:37.460 Oh that hurts
01:02:38.660 That's not nice, why did he say that?
01:02:39.760 And he goes, okay, sorry
01:02:40.780 That was it
01:02:42.200 This is the kicker
01:02:45.160 He goes, honestly, thank you
01:02:46.960 I hope you guys are good
01:02:48.060 I hope your families are happy and healthy
01:02:49.640 Cheers
01:02:50.100 Hail Satan
01:02:50.680 Cheers
01:02:51.520 Cheers, Kay Jones
01:02:52.940 Well cheers to you, Kay Jones
01:02:54.300 I hope you're doing well
01:02:55.040 Is it Kay Jones or David Kay?
01:02:57.700 Should we reply to him?
01:02:59.800 Well no, I mean, we never do that
01:03:02.040 He caught us with the headline
01:03:02.960 The headline was possessed by spirit
01:03:05.720 Possessed by Holy Spirit
01:03:07.280 Possessed by spirit for years
01:03:07.860 Oh, Nancy just entered the studio
01:03:09.420 Nancy, we just read David Kay's thing
01:03:12.320 Yeah, Nancy, what do you think about it?
01:03:15.840 Hilarious
01:03:16.200 Hilarious
01:03:17.260 I thought it was really good
01:03:17.960 But we have to, okay, I think the rest of the
01:03:19.660 Maybe not the rest of this episode
01:03:20.800 But like some of this episode should be about responding to him
01:03:24.360 Like how are we going to respond?
01:03:25.600 Because, and not in a nasty Top Lobster kind of way
01:03:28.340 But I really do want to talk to the guy
01:03:30.060 Because he said a lot of interesting things
01:03:32.000 Also, we have some people that will skip the line
01:03:35.020 And we got another Ben Lopez
01:03:36.020 The THC pastor here
01:03:37.480 Oh, THC pastor, nice
01:03:38.320 We'll read from him next
01:03:39.860 Okay, that's cool
01:03:40.920 But yeah, so what
01:03:42.200 I don't know what to say about this
01:03:44.360 There's a lot of things to address
01:03:46.120 And it's almost a little
01:03:48.740 Like it's so back and forth
01:03:49.940 It's like I hate you, I love you, I hate you, I love you
01:03:51.760 I hope you're doing well
01:03:52.560 You know, and it's like
01:03:54.040 In that way it's a little bit confusing
01:03:55.920 It's like, yeah, no, I do like this guy
01:03:57.900 I know that Nancy doesn't like it
01:04:02.640 Well, yeah
01:04:03.860 But I like this guy
01:04:06.460 I just don't know where we went wrong
01:04:10.440 Or where he went wrong here
01:04:12.340 He's blaming us for a certain thing
01:04:16.800 I don't know, let's check in with the chat
01:04:18.380 I mean, does the chat have any opinions on it?
01:04:21.260 They're going to want to yell at him or something
01:04:22.720 No, guys, be nice
01:04:24.040 Yeah, yeah, yeah, something happened here
01:04:25.560 Yeah, he does sound
01:04:27.040 He sounds like a woman
01:04:28.420 Ooh
01:04:30.000 I think you're right with that
01:04:32.520 That energy, yeah
01:04:33.600 It's definitely big female energy
01:04:35.960 But I also don't want to call him just a bitch
01:04:38.580 And also, this is a very strange one right here
01:04:40.680 You're in the same realm as Brandon Crowe
01:04:42.320 Who clearly needs help with women and money
01:04:43.960 But he's too busy simping for Jesus
01:04:45.500 And he won't masturbate
01:04:46.960 What does that mean?
01:04:48.980 Even on the masturbation thing
01:04:50.480 It's like, dudes out there
01:04:53.020 The dudes who are listening
01:04:54.960 Gooners presently or past
01:04:57.840 There is something that happens
01:05:00.040 When you goon
01:05:01.460 And it is a big energy dump
01:05:04.760 Right?
01:05:05.880 Like, it's like a
01:05:06.620 When you're done
01:05:07.780 You want to, like, take a nap
01:05:08.920 You don't want to do shit
01:05:09.860 There's, like, a bunch of things
01:05:10.700 That you got to do
01:05:11.360 At any given time during the day
01:05:12.760 The last thing you want to do
01:05:14.440 Is run errands
01:05:17.760 You know, take care of what you have to do
01:05:19.740 Your responsibilities and shit
01:05:20.780 After you goon
01:05:21.940 So I think that
01:05:23.400 Alone in just a physical sense
01:05:25.520 Is like, yeah
01:05:25.920 There's something there
01:05:26.620 Like, when dudes are like
01:05:27.380 You have to retain your seed
01:05:29.160 Because it makes you more virile and strong
01:05:31.420 Like, well, yeah, clearly
01:05:32.920 Clearly
01:05:33.640 Because what happens right afterwards
01:05:34.960 You get super sleepy
01:05:35.820 But the idea that there's no spiritual implications
01:05:39.160 I mean, to me, it's just
01:05:40.160 It's embarrassing
01:05:41.420 You know, there have been so many times in my life
01:05:44.140 Where it's like
01:05:44.720 If you're pulling pecker
01:05:46.680 There is this, like
01:05:49.760 Like, this little backdrop of a thought
01:05:52.700 That is, like
01:05:54.340 Something spiritual sees this right now
01:05:57.380 And this is, like, shameful and embarrassing
01:05:59.420 Which just is
01:06:00.680 Like, when you see a monkey
01:06:01.740 You see a fucking monkey
01:06:02.780 Just, like, uh, uh, uh
01:06:04.240 Just sitting there pulling
01:06:05.060 You're like, look at this fucking animal
01:06:06.180 See Ernesto, right?
01:06:07.380 Yeah, Ernesto
01:06:08.500 Just dropping goo
01:06:11.120 On that blanket, dude
01:06:12.420 And you go, this is an animal
01:06:13.980 It's almost like
01:06:14.780 And Ernesto is actually the greatest example
01:06:17.060 Of that, right?
01:06:17.380 Because he's a blind
01:06:17.960 He's a blind pig
01:06:19.620 Yeah
01:06:19.940 But he can hear
01:06:21.320 Who squirted in front of children
01:06:22.840 Yeah, but he doesn't see them
01:06:24.380 But I don't think he cares either
01:06:25.880 It doesn't matter
01:06:26.280 Because he's blind
01:06:27.000 Spiritually blind
01:06:28.100 He's a dirty dog
01:06:28.940 He is a dirty dog
01:06:29.660 He would have done it anyway
01:06:30.320 You see, like, monkeys do it
01:06:32.140 And then they fling the resulting spunk
01:06:34.400 At the audience
01:06:35.420 Yeah, yeah
01:06:35.920 Like, there is something primal about this
01:06:38.700 And if we are to consider ourselves, uh, uh
01:06:41.980 You know, elevated beings
01:06:43.480 Above the beasts of the earth
01:06:45.280 Then, you know, maybe we don't do the same thing that they do
01:06:49.040 Otherwise, we're no better than Ernesto
01:06:50.600 We're no better than Ernesto
01:06:51.940 So even just on those
01:06:53.400 Like, what's embarrassing?
01:06:54.860 What's primal?
01:06:55.780 I think he's missing it
01:06:56.280 And what makes you sleepy?
01:06:57.320 He's just missing it
01:06:58.180 Yeah, that makes you sleepy
01:06:59.600 And sleepiness leads to naps
01:07:01.960 And people who need naps need to be cozy
01:07:04.580 And we know what happens with cozy people
01:07:06.360 Oh, yeah
01:07:07.020 Cozy people
01:07:08.000 Chronic gooners
01:07:09.180 Sell out their friends
01:07:10.280 That's right
01:07:10.880 I don't say that
01:07:11.580 That's not true
01:07:12.380 But yeah, man
01:07:13.460 Uh, so, I mean, that's
01:07:14.480 That's a weird thing to put us in
01:07:15.700 It's also weird to say that
01:07:17.220 Um, I don't know
01:07:19.800 Like, admit on one hand
01:07:22.340 That you're aware that I'm new in my walk with Christ
01:07:24.780 Yeah
01:07:25.240 And then be like
01:07:26.420 You know, you haven't read the Bible
01:07:28.960 Then you guys are retarded
01:07:31.020 And it's like
01:07:31.760 I never espoused to be an authority on Scripture
01:07:34.540 I've always been very transparent about like
01:07:37.380 This is, this is the thing that I choose to seek
01:07:40.940 And move towards
01:07:42.200 And it keeps bearing fruit
01:07:43.560 So I keep moving towards it
01:07:44.900 However, I am, I am, uh, conscious
01:07:47.620 Uh, conscious of
01:07:49.200 If we are doing things to draw people away from Christ
01:07:51.820 But I feel like the things that we're doing
01:07:53.300 To draw you away from Christ
01:07:55.000 Is talking about him
01:07:56.160 Absolutely
01:07:56.760 Yeah, it's interesting
01:07:57.360 None of the criticisms that you've had for us
01:07:59.600 Have been things of, uh
01:08:00.740 I mean, you did mention, uh, what did you say?
01:08:03.040 Something about how we've been acting
01:08:04.840 Um
01:08:05.980 I thought we were getting
01:08:06.720 Well, he doesn't like it
01:08:08.120 It's like, it's like simp behavior
01:08:09.700 He doesn't like that we're cleaning our shit up
01:08:11.500 Which is like this whole episode
01:08:13.480 Is maybe
01:08:13.780 Yeah, so I see the way that you guys act
01:08:15.860 And you always talk about the Holy Spirit in you
01:08:18.240 It made me realize that I have never asked
01:08:20.920 The Holy Spirit to leave
01:08:21.960 That's a crazy move
01:08:23.320 Cause yeah, he don't
01:08:24.500 He doesn't have a problem with how we've acted
01:08:26.360 Recently toward Timothy Alvarino
01:08:28.060 I don't think he was really watching that
01:08:29.420 Do you like that spinny shit?
01:08:30.460 Look at that
01:08:30.840 That's nice
01:08:31.260 Um, I think he doesn't like how we have
01:08:33.800 Not just cleaned it up
01:08:34.840 But like we are now
01:08:35.780 Hyper focused on, uh
01:08:38.260 On God in a way
01:08:39.320 And also, yeah
01:08:39.900 Somebody, somebody the other day on Twitter said
01:08:42.080 Uh, they were responding to Owen Benjamin
01:08:44.080 And, and Owen said, uh
01:08:45.980 Name the biggest, uh
01:08:48.080 Oh, oh, oh
01:08:48.860 That guy got it
01:08:49.540 No, no, no
01:08:49.920 Yeah, yeah, yeah, no
01:08:50.360 I like him
01:08:50.800 I forget his name
01:08:51.720 Crete, Crete something?
01:08:52.580 Cretan
01:08:52.900 Yeah, the Cretan
01:08:54.040 Yeah, Cretan
01:08:54.680 Uh, I forgot the Cretan
01:08:55.800 The context of what Owen was asking for
01:08:58.840 But he was like, name the biggest sellouts
01:09:00.160 And he goes, these guys are the biggest sellouts for Jesus
01:09:02.740 And people jumped down his throat
01:09:03.920 But I liked it immediately
01:09:05.040 Cause I, I know
01:09:05.900 I'm familiar with him
01:09:07.000 And I understand where he's coming from
01:09:08.040 Shout out to the homies though
01:09:08.860 That tried to defend us
01:09:09.740 It's just friends fighting friends
01:09:11.020 It's all good
01:09:11.400 Yeah, thank you
01:09:11.920 And I, I also did a good job of
01:09:13.840 Not, uh, differentiating
01:09:15.440 I was like, let, let them
01:09:16.340 Oh, yeah, yeah
01:09:16.940 I let them fight
01:09:17.480 And he kept, he kept trolling them too
01:09:20.840 Yeah, yeah, he's good
01:09:21.660 He's funny
01:09:22.100 Until they figured it out
01:09:23.040 Um, but yeah, that's, uh
01:09:25.160 I don't know
01:09:26.260 Like, I guess if we sold
01:09:27.240 If we sold out for Jesus Christ
01:09:28.700 Fine, fine
01:09:29.320 That's like the only thing that
01:09:31.060 That I will sell out for
01:09:32.660 And, and the mind virus
01:09:35.180 It is, it is a mind virus in a way
01:09:36.900 It, it, it should be
01:09:37.980 It takes over your mind
01:09:38.960 And it should control what you do throughout the day
01:09:41.500 I think you're gonna, you're gonna, you're gonna be
01:09:44.040 Falling victim to some mind virus in general
01:09:46.580 Yeah, it's like the idea that
01:09:47.740 Human beings are always gonna worship something
01:09:49.360 For example
01:09:50.080 Because we're just built like that
01:09:51.300 You're gonna emulate something
01:09:52.320 Well, what are you gonna emulate?
01:09:53.860 You know?
01:09:54.220 I don't know
01:09:54.600 That's the thing, right?
01:09:55.480 If this dude, um, I would ask him
01:09:58.840 Hey, you, you think that the Holy Spirit does in fact dwell within you
01:10:03.580 And you're going to ask it to leave
01:10:05.400 Which this whole thing is based off of consent
01:10:07.000 I think you can do that
01:10:08.020 That breaks my heart
01:10:08.820 It breaks my heart
01:10:09.760 And I don't think you should do it
01:10:10.760 But I believe you can do that
01:10:12.300 Yeah
01:10:12.660 And then the next question is
01:10:13.720 Well, if a spirit dwelt within you
01:10:15.060 And you asked it to leave
01:10:16.300 What on earth do you think is going to fill the thing that is left behind?
01:10:19.080 The void that's left behind?
01:10:21.020 Also, how could you say that these are made up Jewish myths
01:10:23.520 When you say that this thing is inside of you for years?
01:10:26.000 There's a lot of inconsistency there
01:10:27.200 Yeah, I mean, it can't be made up
01:10:28.720 And also be inhabiting your soul for years at a time
01:10:31.920 Something real is happening here
01:10:33.980 And if you don't want to obey, submit, and comply to it
01:10:36.360 Then don't, don't do that
01:10:37.860 You're gonna obey and comply with something else though
01:10:40.620 I did it for a long time
01:10:41.900 And I'm just telling you that it didn't work out great
01:10:45.520 But I also think you should try it
01:10:48.280 Yeah, well, I mean
01:10:49.560 Because there's only shit you gotta go through
01:10:50.880 There's only one way to learn
01:10:51.920 Just hopefully we have enough time for you to learn
01:10:54.960 Because shit's getting weird, dog
01:10:56.620 Well, I mean, David K
01:10:58.180 I'll say a prayer for you, dude
01:10:59.960 Hope you've figured this out
01:11:01.180 Because you seem a little bit lost in the sauce
01:11:03.340 But we all get lost in the sauce sometimes
01:11:05.000 So hopefully you can
01:11:07.220 So what should I say to him?
01:11:08.380 What should the email say?
01:11:10.340 Just say, love you, brother, God bless
01:11:12.200 I'm gonna send him a free Patreon membership
01:11:15.680 Oh, that's a good move
01:11:16.440 Maybe the community can help him out
01:11:17.680 No, he'll just annoy them
01:11:20.700 Well, I mean, if he annoys him, then we'll just go, hey
01:11:22.860 Hey, man, I guess ads are your problem
01:11:25.100 That's fine
01:11:25.940 Oh, yeah, so here's a free membership
01:11:27.580 No more ads
01:11:28.340 But I did like everything else he said
01:11:30.300 He said a lot of phony things
01:11:31.600 A lot of very cool, a lot of accurate things
01:11:33.440 Things that hurt
01:11:34.020 Yep, they stung
01:11:35.120 Dunce cap
01:11:36.160 That's pretty funny
01:11:37.660 Is that actually true?
01:11:39.200 Elohim says, reply, eat shit and die
01:11:41.020 No, come on
01:11:41.940 No, we'll just say that
01:11:43.560 That's not cool
01:11:44.200 Nancy likes it, though
01:11:45.320 She thinks it's funny to do that
01:11:46.540 Okay, what should I name him?
01:11:47.860 Asshole
01:11:48.220 Asshole
01:11:49.420 Hey, asshole
01:11:50.400 Okay, so we'll read the next one
01:11:52.580 Oh, I want to read Kate
01:11:54.160 Because Kate had that story that was like mine
01:11:56.160 Seeing that demon
01:11:56.780 And then she wrote back
01:11:57.600 And she was like, can't believe you read the story
01:11:58.860 Uh-huh
01:11:59.560 And it's a short one
01:12:01.260 So after that, we can roll
01:12:02.180 I'm not even going to put it on the Google Drive
01:12:03.940 It's just like one big paragraph
01:12:05.040 Oh, no, it's here
01:12:05.660 Oh, it's here, okay
01:12:06.340 I put it on there
01:12:07.040 Actually, it's your latest Twitter message
01:12:09.480 Because I did want to read that one, too
01:12:10.900 My latest Twitter message?
01:12:12.280 What do you mean?
01:12:12.620 You put it out where?
01:12:13.340 It's in a doc
01:12:14.160 It's the last Twitter message
01:12:16.280 Okay, so I'm good to read it from the email?
01:12:19.860 Yeah, that's Indiana Dreams by Katie
01:12:21.740 Oh, okay, cool
01:12:22.600 Right, she says, can't believe you guys read this
01:12:24.100 That's it, yeah
01:12:24.600 Okay
01:12:24.880 So, can't believe you guys read
01:12:26.700 This is the one who had a very similar story
01:12:28.660 To, if I get rid of the Holy Spirit
01:12:31.220 Can I get a free membership?
01:12:32.340 No, Dick Wrinkle
01:12:33.040 Come on, dude
01:12:33.720 No, this is not good
01:12:34.320 This is not for you guys to emulate
01:12:35.360 That's not what's going on
01:12:36.340 Stop it
01:12:36.780 And it's also not for me to
01:12:37.840 Listen, I don't want to hurt this guy
01:12:40.020 No, don't hurt him
01:12:41.020 Don't hurt him
01:12:41.640 He's already hurt
01:12:42.280 He said he's not doing all right
01:12:43.260 I heard him in his soul
01:12:44.220 He said he's not doing all right
01:12:45.360 We're going to reply to him
01:12:46.220 Hello
01:12:47.020 No, hello, dick breath
01:12:49.580 All right, all right
01:12:51.300 Hello, NDS listener
01:12:54.820 Hello, David K
01:12:55.900 I hope this message finds you well
01:12:57.380 Yes, I hope this message finds you well
01:13:00.020 What else do we say?
01:13:03.500 Seems like you're going through it
01:13:04.960 Seems like you're going through it
01:13:07.080 Sorry to hear that
01:13:08.760 Yeah
01:13:10.020 I understand the ads can be a little bit much
01:13:14.560 Sorry
01:13:15.260 I understand ads
01:13:17.780 Yeah
01:13:19.080 Would you be interested in a free Patreon membership?
01:13:21.840 A lot
01:13:22.200 Below we have attached a free Patreon membership
01:13:26.480 Yeah
01:13:26.800 Yeah
01:13:27.580 Okay
01:13:29.080 I know you don't like us
01:13:32.500 Hold on
01:13:33.540 Membership and I need to put like in parentheses
01:13:35.400 Cheap bitch
01:13:36.260 Cheap bitch, yeah, yeah, yeah
01:13:38.000 I know you don't like us
01:13:40.260 But that's okay
01:13:42.500 We don't like us either
01:13:43.660 But neither do we
01:13:45.620 Enjoy
01:13:48.800 Enjoy
01:13:49.480 Enjoy
01:13:50.420 Top and Raven
01:13:52.620 God bless
01:13:53.420 Ask him if it's because
01:13:55.620 We canceled TLC
01:13:57.640 No, I don't think
01:14:00.260 I'd be like that show
01:14:00.980 Let's say Top and Raven
01:14:02.680 Top and Raven
01:14:04.220 And Nancy
01:14:05.720 And Nancy
01:14:06.420 Especially Nancy
01:14:07.480 Oh, and Matt
01:14:08.000 And Nancy
01:14:09.040 And Matt
01:14:10.140 Just the whole team
01:14:10.960 And Z-Man
01:14:12.220 And Lainey
01:14:13.300 And Lainey
01:14:14.340 Toss Kenny the Fed in there
01:14:15.280 He runs the Discord
01:14:17.560 And Kenny
01:14:18.860 The Fed
01:14:20.260 Oh yeah
01:14:20.860 Tiffany
01:14:21.600 She's the social media
01:14:22.760 And Tiffany
01:14:23.020 Who's working up there with Matt today?
01:14:27.840 Avery
01:14:28.100 Avery
01:14:28.800 Okay, yeah
01:14:29.660 Avery
01:14:30.160 She's a barista
01:14:31.220 Barista
01:14:31.960 And
01:14:33.940 And chat
01:14:35.180 Brandon W says chat
01:14:36.820 The whole chat
01:14:37.620 And the whole chat
01:14:38.340 Say we love you
01:14:39.640 Come back
01:14:41.180 Come back
01:14:42.280 But spell come with a C-U-M
01:14:43.780 P.S.
01:14:44.920 We love you
01:14:46.500 Come back
01:14:48.780 There you go
01:14:49.380 And I'm gonna write
01:14:51.660 Come
01:14:52.260 Okay
01:14:53.440 Very cool
01:14:54.540 There's your Patreon
01:14:55.840 Look at this guy
01:14:56.980 Spooky
01:15:00.180 All right
01:15:00.860 We're here with one of Planet Fitness'
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01:15:09.100 It felt like a real team effort out there
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01:15:12.720 Game changer
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01:15:32.000 Back to Kate
01:15:32.700 Uh, Katie
01:15:33.560 She says
01:15:35.200 I can't believe you read my story
01:15:36.560 I'm a little mortified
01:15:37.540 I gave you way too much information
01:15:39.540 I have been having a rough few months
01:15:43.160 And wrote that while I was waiting
01:15:45.020 While my son was seeing his behavioral therapist
01:15:47.460 Recap Katie's story
01:15:48.540 Katie saw
01:15:49.480 Uh, Demone
01:15:50.700 No, no, no
01:15:51.440 That's uh
01:15:51.860 That's the other Katie
01:15:52.500 This is a different Katie
01:15:53.240 Katie
01:15:53.480 This Katie saw something
01:15:55.100 That was just Kate
01:15:55.600 Yeah, that's Kate
01:15:56.500 Antispecies
01:15:57.160 This one saw something similar
01:15:58.400 To my
01:15:58.940 Red-eyed
01:16:00.180 Monster
01:16:01.480 Creature
01:16:02.180 Okay
01:16:02.980 I honestly don't remember beyond that
01:16:05.500 Nancy
01:16:06.420 Do you remember?
01:16:09.540 No
01:16:10.060 Fuck
01:16:11.120 Alright
01:16:11.520 Damn
01:16:12.820 That's alright
01:16:13.400 Flying blind
01:16:14.220 So, um
01:16:15.340 I am still slightly deprived
01:16:18.260 Sleep deprived
01:16:19.340 But things are better
01:16:20.840 You mentioned interest in my Indiana tunnel dream
01:16:24.140 I had these dreams as a young child
01:16:27.400 The tunnel one
01:16:29.960 I woke up from the day before
01:16:32.820 I took my driver's license test
01:16:35.140 Okay, the tunnel one that I woke up from the day before
01:16:37.180 Okay, yeah
01:16:37.680 The dream was so haunting
01:16:39.040 Jeez
01:16:39.480 My night terrors and overly self-aware brain are why I was mad at God
01:16:43.260 Oh
01:16:43.620 I was not emotionally intelligent enough to see this stuff when I was so little
01:16:48.180 I now know God was with me the whole time trying to wake me up to him
01:16:53.400 Alright
01:16:53.700 And this one is rough
01:16:54.720 In the dream I'm walking single file with kids I went to school with
01:16:59.980 Some were my friends, some acquaintances, some were familiar
01:17:03.200 The person leading this school lunch line that turned from school lockers of walls to walls of dirt
01:17:10.160 And kept going down steps that were dirty was not familiar
01:17:14.740 So there's a person in the front that's walking them
01:17:17.000 And it's turned from their school into cave-like setting
01:17:21.320 So this person's leading them into underground caves
01:17:24.340 That's interesting
01:17:25.460 I wonder if
01:17:26.320 Who's this person?
01:17:27.500 Is this in the physical realm, would you say?
01:17:29.320 Walking in a single file line with kids I went to school with
01:17:32.180 It was a soft-spoken priest
01:17:33.860 I'm Polish, but not Polish Catholic
01:17:36.280 Polak
01:17:36.980 You
01:17:37.380 How do you tie your shoes?
01:17:40.620 Polak
01:17:40.860 You see the Polak?
01:17:41.400 Yeah, they tie their shoes one foot up
01:17:42.640 They tie the one that's down
01:17:43.580 Uh
01:17:44.200 My dad left that church
01:17:46.100 Thinks they are too spooky
01:17:47.440 Oh, that's interesting
01:17:48.720 I remember not trusting the priest
01:17:50.660 He wouldn't say where we were going
01:17:52.220 The kid's eyes were locked and unblinking
01:17:54.420 Like they were in a trance
01:17:56.000 I noticed a random window
01:17:58.120 That were exits
01:17:59.400 Ever
01:17:59.940 That
01:18:00.480 Random windows that were exits ever so often
01:18:02.980 Every so often
01:18:04.160 So I wonder if this is a dream
01:18:05.620 Or if this is like a fucking repressed memory
01:18:07.460 It sounds like an abduction experience
01:18:10.380 Which is odd
01:18:11.500 Shout out to my mom
01:18:13.480 My wife
01:18:14.420 My mom
01:18:15.120 My mom?
01:18:16.220 My mom
01:18:16.860 Because when I brought up that thing on the show
01:18:19.220 She got mad at me
01:18:20.080 Which one?
01:18:20.860 About her experience
01:18:22.280 Where she was saying that they were in a field
01:18:24.020 And then
01:18:24.460 Oh, in grandma?
01:18:25.040 Yeah, yeah
01:18:26.120 And I was like
01:18:26.560 Am I bugging?
01:18:27.580 Because she was like
01:18:27.980 That never happened
01:18:28.680 And then I told
01:18:29.760 Then I told
01:18:30.620 My wife
01:18:31.460 And then my wife was like
01:18:32.580 No, I remember you telling me about that
01:18:34.080 I'm about to yell at this guy
01:18:35.540 I know
01:18:35.880 This
01:18:36.080 He's such a
01:18:37.520 He's so
01:18:37.900 He's so
01:18:38.800 Immature
01:18:40.400 Yeah
01:18:41.180 Immature
01:18:41.920 Shut the door
01:18:43.180 Get out
01:18:43.620 He's out
01:18:45.120 Thank God
01:18:45.600 Thank God
01:18:46.040 So yeah
01:18:47.140 My mom said
01:18:47.600 That never happened
01:18:48.220 I never brought that up
01:18:49.340 And I said
01:18:49.720 No, no, no
01:18:50.040 You did bring that up to me
01:18:51.100 You told me that
01:18:51.780 And I remember
01:18:52.260 Telling you
01:18:52.960 Don't say that around the kids
01:18:54.000 And she finished anyway
01:18:56.040 Because that's a
01:18:56.580 But my wife said
01:18:58.320 Yeah, my wife said
01:19:01.240 That no
01:19:01.700 She does
01:19:02.060 Don't remember her saying that
01:19:03.360 Which is weird
01:19:04.680 That is interesting
01:19:06.180 It's like a dream she had
01:19:07.820 And then repressed later on
01:19:09.020 Which I'm not really
01:19:09.860 I don't know how
01:19:10.440 I have a lot of those kind of things
01:19:11.660 Where
01:19:12.020 One way or another
01:19:14.320 Something will be reminded to me
01:19:15.580 Of like
01:19:16.040 Something I said on this show
01:19:17.420 Whether it was like a dream
01:19:18.420 I had the night before
01:19:19.280 And when I hear it
01:19:20.440 I'm like
01:19:20.660 I completely forgot about that
01:19:22.880 Yeah, I didn't
01:19:23.620 And I also felt bad
01:19:24.640 Because I was like
01:19:25.000 Damn, is that not accurate?
01:19:26.120 And did I just make that up
01:19:27.060 And attribute it to my mom?
01:19:28.440 But my wife was like
01:19:29.700 No
01:19:29.980 Like I remember you telling me
01:19:31.340 That she had this dream
01:19:32.620 Because it was crazy
01:19:33.400 But she doesn't remember it
01:19:35.680 Yeah
01:19:36.220 And maybe it never happened
01:19:37.200 Maybe this is all
01:19:38.320 Crazy shit
01:19:39.300 And my wife is
01:19:40.100 Boo hoo little nigga says
01:19:41.360 What if you guys give the Jews
01:19:43.080 Too much credit
01:19:43.720 And the Jewish supremacy
01:19:44.620 Is a psyop?
01:19:45.320 I don't know, maybe
01:19:46.200 To some aspect
01:19:46.840 It probably is
01:19:47.380 Yeah, a little bit
01:19:48.240 I mean right now
01:19:48.780 They're playing back there
01:19:49.640 Oh yeah, they're playing
01:19:50.600 Guitar
01:19:51.960 It sounds good
01:19:53.520 So yeah, this sounds like
01:19:56.880 One of those abduction experiences
01:19:58.400 Where you're in a group
01:19:59.540 And you're walking through
01:20:00.480 And it's funny
01:20:01.240 Because it starts in a school
01:20:02.260 Yeah
01:20:02.760 Same sort of thing
01:20:03.720 And then it ends in a
01:20:05.020 Cave system
01:20:06.320 Well, for my mom
01:20:07.880 If I remember correctly
01:20:09.660 It was like
01:20:10.280 It was almost a school
01:20:12.540 Like do you remember
01:20:13.080 When you were in
01:20:13.980 In that
01:20:15.000 In the school
01:20:15.780 And you were kind of like
01:20:16.900 Not on lockdown
01:20:17.580 But like for the hurricane
01:20:18.600 Oh yeah, yeah
01:20:19.600 She was very
01:20:19.840 This is kind of what
01:20:20.780 She's describing
01:20:21.360 And then
01:20:21.800 In those schools
01:20:22.580 By the way
01:20:22.980 Like I went to a school
01:20:23.880 And we had an underground tunnel
01:20:25.680 Yeah
01:20:26.160 You know, because
01:20:27.380 I don't know
01:20:28.600 It was put there
01:20:29.320 During the Cold War era
01:20:31.320 Because of the fear of nukes
01:20:32.980 Yeah
01:20:33.280 So not uncommon at all
01:20:35.380 For these things
01:20:36.300 To have underground tunnels
01:20:37.600 Sam Squatch says
01:20:38.940 Liminal space
01:20:39.540 That's fascinating
01:20:40.140 That keeps coming up lately
01:20:41.120 A liminal space
01:20:41.900 They're making a show
01:20:42.720 Or a movie about that
01:20:43.720 Yeah, about the back rooms
01:20:44.880 Which is something that
01:20:45.840 What is that?
01:20:46.480 Can you
01:20:46.700 Yeah, so
01:20:47.900 My son is
01:20:50.840 He went through this little stage
01:20:52.080 Where he was like
01:20:52.540 Really interested in it
01:20:53.500 Because it was
01:20:54.140 Like YouTubers
01:20:55.320 That he was watching
01:20:55.940 Playing video games
01:20:56.880 These back rooms
01:20:58.060 Video games
01:20:58.700 Started happening a lot
01:20:59.580 And it's this idea
01:21:00.240 That like there's a collective
01:21:01.200 Memory of people
01:21:03.000 Who are claiming
01:21:04.060 To have these dreams
01:21:05.220 Or these experiences
01:21:06.160 Where they end up
01:21:06.940 In something that looks
01:21:07.600 Kind of like a hotel hallway
01:21:08.680 Is this like the mall world?
01:21:10.460 Yeah, very similar to mall world
01:21:11.680 It's just liminal spaces
01:21:12.800 It's like things
01:21:13.740 That kind of defy
01:21:15.200 Logic
01:21:17.380 Like imagine
01:21:19.140 Walking down a hallway
01:21:20.020 And you keep passing
01:21:20.860 The same like sign on the wall
01:21:22.340 It's like you're walking
01:21:23.020 In a loop
01:21:23.480 Like something that is almost
01:21:24.980 Like an alternate dimension
01:21:26.900 That has no linearity to it
01:21:28.680 Sure
01:21:29.000 And you know
01:21:30.700 Within this
01:21:31.320 This pale yellow
01:21:32.660 Hallway walls
01:21:33.920 There is something
01:21:36.660 There's mostly nothing
01:21:37.680 But there's something
01:21:38.260 In there with you
01:21:39.020 You know
01:21:39.860 And so you're moving
01:21:40.560 And you can hear it
01:21:41.420 And sometimes you might get
01:21:42.420 A glimpse of it
01:21:43.020 Around a corner or something
01:21:44.120 And it seems to be like
01:21:44.940 Hunting you or some shit like that
01:21:46.220 So now they're making that
01:21:47.200 But what's interesting
01:21:47.780 Is I was watching
01:21:48.740 A show called Severance
01:21:50.840 Which is something
01:21:51.500 My wife wanted to watch
01:21:53.600 That's dreams
01:21:55.080 That's the wrong one
01:21:55.960 My wife
01:21:56.580 And she
01:21:57.780 You know
01:21:59.080 We start watching this
01:22:00.080 And basically
01:22:01.580 The idea is
01:22:03.060 You get a job opportunity
01:22:04.980 And it's a
01:22:06.040 There's a real like
01:22:07.280 Non-disclosure to it
01:22:09.120 And so
01:22:10.320 What you do
01:22:11.760 Is you agree to
01:22:13.060 Go through a process
01:22:14.820 Well while you're there
01:22:15.680 You don't remember
01:22:17.040 Who you are
01:22:18.620 On the outside
01:22:19.260 And when you come back
01:22:20.380 Out to the outside
01:22:21.040 You don't remember anything
01:22:22.020 That happens on the inside
01:22:23.080 Which effectively causes
01:22:24.520 A split personality
01:22:25.360 There's two versions of you
01:22:26.580 One that never fucking leaves work
01:22:28.060 It's the worst shit ever
01:22:29.260 And the other one
01:22:30.120 Who has no idea
01:22:30.720 What's happening at work
01:22:31.600 But
01:22:32.100 That's actually pretty good
01:22:33.220 Yeah
01:22:33.640 It's a great premise honestly
01:22:35.780 Yeah
01:22:36.120 It's an excellent premise
01:22:37.020 But it's really spooky
01:22:37.860 Like there's something
01:22:39.000 There is something
01:22:39.540 MKUltra about it
01:22:40.620 I'm like damn
01:22:41.100 This shit is like
01:22:41.720 Everything I've been watching lately
01:22:42.860 Between the one
01:22:44.420 Where they're cooking people
01:22:45.380 You know
01:22:46.040 For the rich people
01:22:46.880 And they're going
01:22:47.320 The other one
01:22:47.800 Where they're going to the island
01:22:48.860 And there's like a
01:22:49.620 A flower
01:22:50.340 That causes you to forget
01:22:51.600 And they're
01:22:52.380 You know BFing these people
01:22:53.600 Somebody
01:22:54.280 Somebody in the mainstream
01:22:55.320 Is like now talking about
01:22:56.580 MKUltra
01:22:57.320 It's fucking crazy
01:22:58.780 It's crazy how much
01:23:00.060 This is all coming out
01:23:00.940 But they
01:23:01.620 But it comes out through
01:23:02.560 It's going to be fun
01:23:03.980 To see how wrong
01:23:04.640 They get it too
01:23:05.300 Alden says
01:23:06.060 The back rooms
01:23:06.540 Is going to be an A24
01:23:07.480 Directed by the youngest
01:23:08.660 Director at the company
01:23:09.620 At just 21
01:23:10.280 Which makes sense
01:23:11.240 Because it's really
01:23:11.900 Like a gen alpha
01:23:12.920 You know
01:23:14.200 Younger zoomers
01:23:16.160 Gen alpha thing
01:23:17.140 This idea of the back rooms
01:23:19.120 But to me
01:23:19.900 What it feels like
01:23:20.660 Is it's like
01:23:21.300 We got both of those
01:23:22.560 Yeah we got
01:23:22.920 We got a Facebook page
01:23:23.880 Maybe
01:23:24.080 It feels like
01:23:26.200 A tulpa
01:23:26.720 Like a thought
01:23:28.280 What would you call it
01:23:29.680 Damn it
01:23:31.600 Like an egregore
01:23:32.420 Or a thought form
01:23:33.380 So it feels like
01:23:35.160 Enough people
01:23:35.840 Have thought about
01:23:36.520 This thing
01:23:36.920 That it does exist
01:23:37.760 In some way
01:23:38.280 Shape or form
01:23:38.760 In some sort of
01:23:39.320 Like realm
01:23:39.820 Right
01:23:40.480 And so people
01:23:41.440 Could actually
01:23:41.840 End up going there
01:23:42.580 In a dreamscape
01:23:43.440 And I don't know
01:23:45.120 Maybe it's like
01:23:45.740 You visit a collective
01:23:46.640 Consciousness area
01:23:47.660 Where like an entity
01:23:48.380 Does inhabit it
01:23:49.280 And I think
01:23:50.840 That's the same thing
01:23:51.440 When it comes to
01:23:52.160 Like Slender Man
01:23:53.060 You know
01:23:53.880 Enough people
01:23:54.600 Really focused on this thing
01:23:56.320 And thought about it
01:23:57.060 That you know
01:23:58.080 It's almost like
01:23:58.720 The concept of like
01:23:59.340 Manifestation
01:24:00.060 You know
01:24:00.600 That's kind of like
01:24:01.140 A tulpa is
01:24:02.020 Is you know
01:24:02.640 You think about a thing
01:24:03.440 Enough
01:24:03.820 You flesh it out enough
01:24:04.760 What are its details
01:24:05.520 What is it like
01:24:06.360 And you get enough
01:24:07.240 People collectively
01:24:07.920 Thinking about this thing
01:24:08.920 And the way that it behaves
01:24:09.720 And the way that it looks
01:24:10.560 And yada yada
01:24:11.820 That eventually it does
01:24:13.040 Exist in some way
01:24:14.500 Shape or form
01:24:14.960 And I think it is
01:24:15.480 This phenomenon
01:24:16.060 That Nathaniel Gillis
01:24:17.200 Talks about
01:24:17.760 Taking a form
01:24:19.100 And um
01:24:20.720 I think it's just
01:24:21.380 A chicken or the egg
01:24:22.220 Right so
01:24:22.740 Yeah
01:24:23.040 But you can do it
01:24:23.780 With places I think
01:24:24.640 And that's what
01:24:26.240 The back rooms is
01:24:27.320 And these guys are
01:24:27.960 Mapping in the south
01:24:28.580 So let's get back
01:24:29.100 To the story
01:24:29.620 Okay
01:24:30.080 So
01:24:31.180 Not Polish
01:24:33.140 Catholic
01:24:34.680 My dad left the church
01:24:35.700 Thinks things are too spooky
01:24:36.880 He wouldn't say
01:24:37.660 Okay he wouldn't say
01:24:39.240 Where we were going
01:24:39.960 The kids eyes were locked
01:24:41.080 And unblinking
01:24:41.780 Like they were in a trance
01:24:43.020 I noticed a random windows
01:24:44.700 That were exits
01:24:45.660 Every so often
01:24:46.580 I wanted to leave
01:24:47.880 Through them
01:24:48.380 The kids would not
01:24:50.040 Follow me
01:24:50.560 They ignored me
01:24:51.940 When I shouted
01:24:52.640 We shouldn't be here
01:24:53.660 He shouldn't be here
01:24:55.540 He is not supposed
01:24:56.720 To be allowed here
01:24:57.760 Very dramatic
01:24:58.520 My best friend
01:24:59.700 Looked at me
01:25:00.160 Like a stranger
01:25:01.180 I said again this time
01:25:02.980 To the priest
01:25:03.580 You don't belong here
01:25:05.100 You are not supposed
01:25:06.320 To be here
01:25:06.920 His body went
01:25:08.160 Slightly limp
01:25:09.300 When his neck
01:25:10.960 Turned completely around
01:25:12.140 To stare at me
01:25:12.760 Now this is what
01:25:13.240 I'm talking about
01:25:13.920 Now this is what
01:25:14.620 I'm talking about
01:25:15.320 Yeah
01:25:15.780 I was like
01:25:16.360 Oh shit
01:25:17.220 His body
01:25:18.820 Then did a back bend
01:25:20.500 And he swiftly crawled
01:25:22.820 Scurrying towards me
01:25:24.820 Growling
01:25:25.560 Red eyes
01:25:27.000 Scary priest
01:25:29.020 Walking like a
01:25:30.200 Fast spider
01:25:31.460 Towards me
01:25:32.320 Dude
01:25:32.720 This sounds like
01:25:34.400 Those instances
01:25:35.860 Where people bump
01:25:36.520 Into like Bigfoot
01:25:37.360 And Bigfoot goes
01:25:38.500 Into a spider crawl
01:25:39.520 Yeah
01:25:39.960 And it moves
01:25:40.700 Unbelievably fast
01:25:42.060 And it's like
01:25:42.760 That doesn't even
01:25:43.260 Make sense
01:25:43.720 Within the
01:25:44.180 Physiology
01:25:44.960 Of a gigantic ape
01:25:46.280 But it's like
01:25:47.100 This thing
01:25:47.740 Presents itself
01:25:48.680 As a multitude
01:25:49.320 Of things
01:25:49.940 I wonder why
01:25:50.960 Like that's
01:25:52.180 Something popularized
01:25:53.100 By the
01:25:53.640 The exorcist
01:25:54.920 Yeah the spider crawl
01:25:56.260 But I
01:25:56.820 But the exorcist
01:25:57.640 Is
01:25:58.020 Exorcist created
01:26:00.000 On the premise
01:26:00.560 Of different exorcism
01:26:01.540 That these guys
01:26:02.080 Have seen
01:26:02.580 Yeah
01:26:02.980 It's like
01:26:03.820 I wonder why
01:26:04.360 Typical priest behavior
01:26:05.780 It reminds me
01:26:09.380 There's something
01:26:10.100 About like
01:26:11.620 This cosmic spider
01:26:12.720 What's the thing
01:26:17.100 Asmodeus
01:26:17.920 Is it Asmodeus
01:26:18.840 That demon
01:26:19.400 That
01:26:19.800 Somebody had
01:26:22.120 One of the homies
01:26:22.900 Of the show
01:26:23.420 It was
01:26:24.060 Dingbat
01:26:24.600 Dr. Dingbat
01:26:25.560 She had an encounter
01:26:27.120 With this thing
01:26:28.200 I think she
01:26:29.180 It's an old man
01:26:30.180 Type
01:26:30.740 It's like
01:26:31.660 It's a man
01:26:32.560 It's a frog
01:26:33.300 And it's something else
01:26:34.300 And it's got a spider body
01:26:35.600 I might be getting
01:26:37.180 The name of that wrong
01:26:38.140 But there is this idea
01:26:40.160 Of like this
01:26:40.860 Cosmic
01:26:41.960 Multiverse spider
01:26:43.620 Um
01:26:44.880 This was something
01:26:47.000 That came up
01:26:47.820 When
01:26:48.360 The Nicholas
01:26:49.960 There was like
01:26:50.360 A Nicholas Cage movie
01:26:51.420 That came out
01:26:52.220 About a spider
01:26:53.260 Or maybe it wasn't
01:26:54.780 A Nicholas Cage movie
01:26:55.540 There was a
01:26:55.980 There was a
01:26:56.680 Astronaut
01:26:57.960 Adam Sandler
01:26:59.680 And um
01:27:01.180 And there was a spider
01:27:01.980 On board with Adam Sandler
01:27:03.560 And um
01:27:04.720 I don't know
01:27:07.020 There's something there
01:27:08.520 Something that I don't
01:27:09.240 Quite understand
01:27:09.880 This is like
01:27:10.600 Deep into the
01:27:11.480 Occulted text
01:27:12.340 You get all kinds
01:27:12.800 Of weird shit
01:27:13.280 Right?
01:27:13.660 Like
01:27:13.840 Is it Spaceman?
01:27:15.740 Spaceman is the movie
01:27:16.900 Yeah
01:27:17.340 But
01:27:18.380 Um
01:27:20.300 I believe it was
01:27:21.800 Juan
01:27:22.520 Shout out Juan
01:27:23.180 And
01:27:24.680 Paranoid American
01:27:26.820 Who were
01:27:27.340 Pointing to this
01:27:28.860 Idea of this
01:27:30.220 Spider
01:27:30.740 And
01:27:32.280 This spider
01:27:33.260 Has something to do
01:27:34.540 Possibly with like
01:27:35.380 The multiverse
01:27:36.180 Or some shit like that
01:27:37.740 Um
01:27:38.960 That's interesting
01:27:39.980 Because they have
01:27:40.880 That Spider-Man
01:27:41.580 Multiverse
01:27:42.240 Yeah
01:27:42.660 Idea now
01:27:43.380 Yeah yeah yeah
01:27:44.180 And
01:27:45.060 Many webs
01:27:45.620 It's weird
01:27:46.700 I never really
01:27:47.840 Looked into it
01:27:48.420 Too much
01:27:48.920 Um
01:27:50.180 I kind of went
01:27:50.920 That fucking
01:27:51.760 Seems a little bit
01:27:52.440 And I just moved
01:27:53.400 Away from it
01:27:53.900 But
01:27:54.120 I don't know
01:27:55.220 If that has
01:27:55.680 Any correlation
01:27:56.620 Whatsoever
01:27:57.200 But yeah
01:27:57.600 That spider
01:27:58.380 Crawl
01:27:59.600 Super creepy
01:28:00.540 A mechanism
01:28:01.140 That's used a lot
01:28:01.780 In horror films
01:28:02.400 But
01:28:02.720 Also
01:28:03.480 I've heard a couple
01:28:04.160 Of Bigfoot stories
01:28:04.900 That are like
01:28:05.300 Whoa
01:28:05.880 Oh no
01:28:06.580 No no no no no no
01:28:07.120 I don't like that
01:28:08.760 So the
01:28:09.760 Scary priest
01:28:10.880 Walking
01:28:11.320 Like a fast
01:28:12.300 Spider toward me
01:28:13.000 He jumped
01:28:13.700 On top of me
01:28:14.360 I kicked him off
01:28:15.300 He was stronger
01:28:16.120 Than the horrific
01:28:17.140 Stuff I usually
01:28:17.860 Saw in my dreams
01:28:18.760 I knew I had to
01:28:20.440 Leave the underground
01:28:21.080 Dirt place
01:28:21.740 I jumped out
01:28:23.000 Of the oddly
01:28:23.420 Placed window
01:28:24.200 That's crazy right
01:28:25.480 Yeah
01:28:25.880 I went everywhere
01:28:27.200 In my town
01:28:27.700 Trying to get
01:28:28.160 The police
01:28:28.540 To follow me
01:28:29.040 Back to save
01:28:29.620 The kids
01:28:29.940 In my school
01:28:30.440 And my friends
01:28:31.000 No one believed me
01:28:32.340 One authority figure
01:28:33.900 Rolled her eyes
01:28:34.640 To the back of her head
01:28:35.480 And she laughed
01:28:36.220 Damn
01:28:37.720 They wouldn't help
01:28:39.000 Till whatever was
01:28:39.700 Happening to the kids
01:28:40.500 Was finished
01:28:41.040 Finally they followed me
01:28:43.020 And everyone was dead
01:28:44.140 I remember walking
01:28:45.420 Down the dirt path
01:28:46.200 Into the chamber
01:28:46.920 A torture chamber
01:28:48.200 Does she mean torture
01:28:49.540 Or
01:28:50.040 T-O-R-T-U-R-E
01:28:51.880 Ah yes
01:28:52.320 Well it could be
01:28:52.920 Where kids are set on fire
01:28:54.000 Or where kids are tortured
01:28:55.520 Either way
01:28:56.120 Some sort of torture
01:28:56.940 Not good
01:28:57.480 Yeah
01:28:58.180 Kids I knew
01:28:59.180 My friends
01:28:59.900 Who was
01:29:00.480 Who had a kind soul
01:29:02.040 They were all slaughtered
01:29:04.040 My friend
01:29:04.560 Was a large
01:29:05.320 Rod
01:29:06.180 My friend
01:29:07.480 A large rod
01:29:08.420 Was sticking out of her gut
01:29:09.500 The other kids
01:29:10.480 Throat slit
01:29:11.100 Buckets
01:29:11.580 Catching the blood
01:29:12.440 They all died terribly
01:29:14.320 I was too late
01:29:15.240 The spider priest
01:29:16.480 Got away with it
01:29:17.280 They took me home
01:29:18.860 I cried in my dream
01:29:20.360 The phone rang
01:29:21.560 My friend Amanda
01:29:23.060 Who was one of the kids
01:29:24.120 That died there
01:29:24.680 Said on the answering machine
01:29:25.920 Her voice sounded different
01:29:27.700 Hi Katie
01:29:28.880 Thanks a lot
01:29:30.320 Thanks for letting us all die
01:29:31.980 It's your fault
01:29:32.680 Then all the dead kids
01:29:34.640 Circled around me
01:29:35.380 As I woke up
01:29:36.040 I felt so guilty
01:29:37.500 I failed
01:29:38.560 I passed the written test
01:29:40.700 Remember I was getting
01:29:42.120 My driver's license that day
01:29:43.380 But I failed the driving part
01:29:44.960 I was on edge
01:29:46.240 The rest of the day
01:29:47.060 Oh that's fascinating
01:29:47.880 When I was eight
01:29:49.640 I'd have astro dreams
01:29:51.100 Where I'd be ripped out of my body
01:29:52.780 And hit my ceiling fan
01:29:54.220 And get shot back into my body
01:29:56.180 Huh
01:29:56.680 The ceiling fan might have been causing that
01:29:59.740 Right
01:30:00.220 Yeah
01:30:00.560 Binaural beatdown
01:30:01.420 Yeah
01:30:01.820 I would uh
01:30:03.240 I would wake up exhausted
01:30:04.840 It felt like something was pulling me out
01:30:07.320 And then back in
01:30:08.380 Repeat
01:30:08.900 On repeat
01:30:09.460 I was only eight
01:30:10.900 When I got older
01:30:12.360 Stuff made more sense
01:30:13.420 And I don't
01:30:14.380 I don't really talk about the dreams out loud
01:30:15.940 I never wanted to burden anyone with it
01:30:18.620 And other than my dreams
01:30:19.800 I had a pretty normal childhood
01:30:21.040 Had friends that uh
01:30:23.000 Had friends was voted class clown
01:30:25.160 Gotta have a sense of humor
01:30:26.720 When you see stuff like that young
01:30:28.180 God bless
01:30:30.640 All of you
01:30:31.640 And may God protect you
01:30:32.860 Katie
01:30:33.520 With a follow up
01:30:34.760 With a follow up
01:30:35.780 Banger
01:30:36.140 That's a banger
01:30:36.900 Yeah um
01:30:37.900 We're here with one of
01:30:39.700 Planet Fitness' black card members
01:30:41.280 How you feeling?
01:30:42.500 Oh pretty wiped
01:30:43.540 But I've got my eye
01:30:44.840 On the Hydra massage beds
01:30:46.240 It felt like a real team effort out there
01:30:47.980 Oh bringing a guest to every workout?
01:30:49.920 Game changer
01:30:50.640 Any other perks
01:30:51.640 You want to tell the nation about?
01:30:52.860 Two big ones
01:30:53.460 Worldwide access
01:30:54.380 And red light technology
01:30:55.780 Wow
01:30:56.360 This place really has it all
01:30:57.720 Back to you in the studio
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01:31:06.780 By the way
01:31:09.980 One of the other pieces of media
01:31:11.660 That I had watched recently
01:31:12.820 Was something on Netflix
01:31:14.140 That my wife had shown me
01:31:16.020 My wife
01:31:16.820 And it was
01:31:18.640 I wish I remembered the name of it
01:31:19.920 It was a series
01:31:20.700 It was about a woman
01:31:22.620 Who was in a relationship
01:31:25.760 And her husband finds another chick
01:31:28.080 To cheat with
01:31:28.800 And the woman seems to know
01:31:31.700 All this stuff
01:31:33.200 Long story short
01:31:34.040 She's astral projecting
01:31:35.240 And
01:31:36.500 What's really crazy
01:31:39.580 Is they show you how to do it
01:31:40.680 Like they tell you how to do it
01:31:41.640 Like it's a series
01:31:43.120 So they end up visiting this idea
01:31:45.440 A lot
01:31:45.980 On how to
01:31:47.080 It's kind of like the same thing
01:31:48.960 You would do to lucid dream
01:31:50.000 Right?
01:31:51.120 Nancy
01:31:51.680 This is the stuff
01:31:52.880 Right?
01:31:53.180 Like
01:31:53.420 Counting your fingertips
01:31:55.000 Looking at a clock
01:31:56.760 You do these like mental exercises
01:31:58.840 Multiple times throughout the day
01:32:00.340 Why are we asking Nancy?
01:32:01.280 She knows about this shit
01:32:02.040 Yeah
01:32:02.260 And
01:32:02.940 They're called
01:32:03.520 They're called reality checks
01:32:05.060 Reality checks
01:32:06.160 Thank you
01:32:06.640 And
01:32:07.040 Oh
01:32:08.300 This is like something
01:32:09.580 That you'll see in
01:32:10.500 What's that movie called?
01:32:13.220 Where they spin the top
01:32:14.120 Inception
01:32:14.900 Inception
01:32:15.400 Very similar to that
01:32:16.380 Yeah
01:32:16.620 Yeah
01:32:16.840 Yeah
01:32:17.020 That's interesting
01:32:17.620 Yeah
01:32:17.800 That's exactly what they were doing
01:32:18.940 And
01:32:19.900 They go through them
01:32:22.160 Like all the steps
01:32:24.380 That you would do regularly
01:32:25.360 And
01:32:26.580 It's so long story short
01:32:27.520 It's like they're telling you
01:32:28.200 How to do this
01:32:28.860 And then what happens is
01:32:30.780 You know
01:32:32.180 Spoiler alert
01:32:32.760 But
01:32:33.100 One of the characters
01:32:34.860 Ends up
01:32:35.620 Body swapping
01:32:37.920 There's two people
01:32:38.980 Astral projecting
01:32:39.620 At the same time
01:32:40.560 Remote viewing
01:32:41.640 Because that's what it is
01:32:42.280 You're remote viewing eventually
01:32:43.200 If your astral
01:32:43.940 Body is
01:32:44.560 I think I've seen this
01:32:45.220 And then she like
01:32:45.760 Traps her out of her body
01:32:46.740 No
01:32:47.540 In this one
01:32:48.100 It gets all fucky
01:32:49.160 I don't want to give too much away
01:32:50.380 But
01:32:50.640 This is a different show then
01:32:52.520 But what I didn't like
01:32:53.660 Is like how much
01:32:54.280 They were focusing
01:32:54.900 On the ability to do this
01:32:56.300 And like almost giving you
01:32:57.540 A road map on how
01:32:58.920 And when they would
01:32:59.640 Leave their bodies
01:33:00.200 They were orbs
01:33:00.880 Yeah
01:33:01.640 Which is interesting too
01:33:02.700 But
01:33:03.000 What I didn't like
01:33:04.660 That they didn't touch on
01:33:05.620 Was like
01:33:06.120 The multitude of things
01:33:07.580 That would be interested
01:33:08.440 In inhabiting
01:33:09.160 He did it
01:33:09.500 He did the thing
01:33:10.380 Fuck
01:33:10.860 He did it
01:33:11.520 I said multitude
01:33:12.380 Nancy did you notice
01:33:13.580 The other day
01:33:14.480 I don't know if you were watching
01:33:15.300 He said it maybe 17 times
01:33:16.900 I wanted to stop him
01:33:18.520 Because who were we talking to
01:33:19.200 Which show is it?
01:33:20.400 Multitudes is just such a great word man
01:33:22.400 Multitudes when I think of that
01:33:23.420 I just sound
01:33:23.860 It feels like fish
01:33:24.740 Like
01:33:25.080 What?
01:33:25.900 Jesus and the multitudes
01:33:27.080 Oh yeah yeah yeah yeah
01:33:28.020 Like a lot of fish
01:33:28.760 Yeah
01:33:29.120 We were talking to
01:33:31.040 Oh yeah
01:33:31.820 Justin and Skiba
01:33:33.060 Damn
01:33:33.520 And I said multitudes
01:33:34.340 On their show
01:33:35.080 And they still invited us back
01:33:37.040 And I was like
01:33:37.420 Even though we
01:33:38.080 Even though he
01:33:39.940 And nosotros
01:33:41.260 The multitudes of
01:33:42.740 Of my vocabulary words
01:33:44.240 Damn dude
01:33:45.880 Sorry go ahead
01:33:46.440 But yeah so
01:33:48.340 Did you say
01:33:48.880 Did you say visage?
01:33:51.180 Visage is a great word
01:33:52.560 I love that word
01:33:53.720 I like when he says
01:33:54.460 All of the sudden
01:33:55.420 Is that correct
01:33:56.660 Or is all of a sudden
01:33:57.740 Because I don't
01:33:58.320 I'm scared to
01:33:59.720 I'm scared to correct him
01:34:00.720 The or a
01:34:01.740 The
01:34:02.680 Oh nice
01:34:03.980 Oh man I thought it was a sudden
01:34:05.280 Come on now
01:34:05.820 Are you sure?
01:34:07.960 I don't know
01:34:08.500 Because sudden is not a the
01:34:10.060 Now you got me thanking
01:34:10.960 All of a sudden
01:34:12.280 Let's see
01:34:13.960 The sudden
01:34:14.640 Or the sudden
01:34:15.840 A sudden
01:34:16.340 A sudden is not a thing
01:34:18.280 I don't
01:34:18.860 Well
01:34:19.060 Ah the correct idiom
01:34:20.260 Is all of a sudden
01:34:21.280 Ah
01:34:21.620 Yeah all of a sudden
01:34:23.080 So I'm correct
01:34:24.180 A sudden
01:34:25.500 No I've been doing it
01:34:25.880 Wrong all along
01:34:27.000 Come on
01:34:27.880 Wrong all along
01:34:28.740 Which means suddenly
01:34:30.040 Or unexpectedly
01:34:30.760 While often heard
01:34:32.040 In casual speech
01:34:32.780 All of the sudden
01:34:33.680 Is generally considered incorrect
01:34:35.040 By grammar
01:34:35.800 Grammararians
01:34:37.080 Grammararians?
01:34:38.840 I'll be using that word too
01:34:40.160 Yeah
01:34:40.280 Grammarians
01:34:41.760 Grammararians
01:34:42.880 Despite it's common uses
01:34:44.220 So David does use
01:34:45.180 All of the sudden
01:34:46.260 But I would say
01:34:47.840 All of a sudden
01:34:48.580 Ooh colloquially
01:34:50.240 Is also a good word
01:34:51.320 Yeah
01:34:51.700 It just
01:34:52.140 It always gives
01:34:52.660 Every time you say it
01:34:53.460 I go
01:34:53.740 I never correct you
01:34:54.960 Because number one
01:34:55.820 It's embarrassing
01:34:56.380 And number two
01:34:57.060 I'm just kind of like
01:34:58.320 Fuck maybe I'm wrong
01:34:59.180 Well you know
01:34:59.500 What took me a long time
01:35:00.320 To be able to say
01:35:01.740 And now that I can say
01:35:03.140 And I say it all the time
01:35:03.920 What?
01:35:04.640 Feminization
01:35:05.000 Feminization
01:35:05.920 The feminization of men
01:35:07.240 The feminization of this
01:35:08.520 The feminization of that
01:35:09.700 Yes
01:35:10.020 You love that
01:35:10.720 I love it
01:35:11.640 When David gets on the
01:35:12.720 When we start
01:35:13.360 Susceptible
01:35:14.000 How do you actually
01:35:15.480 Pronounce that Sparrow?
01:35:16.920 Susceptible
01:35:17.400 Susceptible
01:35:18.440 The B is
01:35:19.620 I could go either B or P
01:35:20.680 Susceptible
01:35:21.560 I like that word
01:35:25.560 Whenever we talk about
01:35:26.600 Masculinity and femininity
01:35:28.200 Oh the femininity
01:35:29.120 He goes like this
01:35:29.560 He goes hold on
01:35:30.100 I don't like
01:35:30.540 It's hard to say
01:35:31.580 Femininity though
01:35:32.660 That is a word I don't like
01:35:34.460 But I like to say
01:35:35.620 The feminization
01:35:36.420 The feminization
01:35:37.260 So if I can weave
01:35:38.140 That sentence in such a way
01:35:39.400 As to avoid femininity
01:35:41.360 And say the feminization
01:35:43.200 Instead I'm going to do
01:35:44.220 That every time
01:35:44.700 Guys we got
01:35:45.180 I think
01:35:45.520 We're a little late in the show
01:35:47.240 But if we can do two more
01:35:48.500 They're short
01:35:49.140 Okay
01:35:49.560 Are we done?
01:35:51.280 There was something
01:35:51.700 That I wanted to say
01:35:52.440 About this
01:35:53.140 About Katie
01:35:55.300 Oh no no
01:35:55.840 So the thing
01:35:56.880 That I didn't like
01:35:57.920 About that movie
01:35:58.900 Was that they ignored
01:35:59.820 The multitudes
01:36:00.660 The multitudes
01:36:01.660 Of spiritual entities
01:36:03.080 That want to inhabit your body
01:36:04.260 When you're out of it
01:36:05.760 And you're doing
01:36:06.280 Your little bullshit
01:36:07.100 What is it?
01:36:08.660 I've heard
01:36:09.200 There was a rat
01:36:10.180 Oh Aemon rat
01:36:11.600 Look who it is
01:36:12.220 Never shows up anymore
01:36:13.500 Unless it's
01:36:14.380 To be mean and nasty
01:36:15.920 Aemon rat
01:36:16.580 He was like
01:36:17.180 Mean and nasty
01:36:17.820 Eating cheese or some shit
01:36:18.840 They were like
01:36:19.200 I heard
01:36:19.480 They was just talking shit
01:36:20.780 I heard y'all
01:36:22.080 Just talking shit
01:36:22.820 He used to be nice
01:36:23.600 He used to come and hang out
01:36:24.480 Because he liked the show
01:36:25.200 Now he's like
01:36:25.680 I'm too smart
01:36:26.820 This is what happens
01:36:27.600 I'm into all the knowledge
01:36:28.900 These guys don't have it
01:36:30.280 Yeah
01:36:30.660 Look at my apples
01:36:31.660 My golden apples
01:36:32.500 These guys are probably bonking
01:36:33.820 I'm drinking the seed
01:36:33.960 That's how I get the knowledge
01:36:36.280 That's not nice to say
01:36:37.380 Gonna do Box Saga next
01:36:38.760 Yeah
01:36:38.980 No this is what happens
01:36:39.680 This is what happens
01:36:40.160 What happens
01:36:40.580 We do a show
01:36:42.040 People get inspired
01:36:43.620 And they do their own shows
01:36:44.820 Yeah
01:36:45.060 And then they don't need us anymore
01:36:46.160 Then their shows are better than ours
01:36:47.360 And then they talk shit
01:36:48.240 Like they don't need us anymore
01:36:49.500 So yeah I get it
01:36:50.220 He's like
01:36:50.520 Yeah I know
01:36:51.220 Like I've been on the inner workings
01:36:52.860 I've been on the show
01:36:53.640 I've been on their show
01:36:54.880 Whatever
01:36:55.260 I've seen how the cheese is made
01:36:57.560 I've seen how the apple's been bonked
01:36:59.200 So they don't come back
01:37:00.180 Yeah
01:37:00.480 He's coming back
01:37:01.900 We'll invite him back on soon
01:37:03.340 We'll talk some shit
01:37:03.880 I invite him on all the time
01:37:04.940 But he doesn't give a shit
01:37:05.840 He's never reached out
01:37:06.560 To come back on
01:37:07.280 I would have him on like IRL
01:37:08.820 But I feel like he smells like shit
01:37:10.260 No that's not true
01:37:11.100 Amen Rat smells wonderful
01:37:12.040 I remember last time I saw him
01:37:13.060 I gave him a hug
01:37:13.500 I took a deep breath
01:37:14.600 You did?
01:37:15.140 Give him a good sniff
01:37:15.780 When I was sitting in the front row
01:37:16.900 Bohemi and Grover
01:37:17.560 Then I had my arm
01:37:18.380 Oh no he had his arm over me
01:37:19.760 And I remember noting
01:37:20.760 I said this man smells
01:37:21.640 Blap
01:37:24.160 Blap
01:37:24.980 Alright so what the hell
01:37:26.920 Am I doing here?
01:37:27.600 They got a free Patreon?
01:37:28.800 Fuck them
01:37:29.420 Who?
01:37:30.740 I guess disagree to agree
01:37:32.460 Yeah they did get a free Patreon
01:37:33.780 Because they talk shit about you guys
01:37:35.620 Specifically
01:37:36.160 Yeah
01:37:36.600 I thought that was cool
01:37:37.440 That's why y'all don't get no money
01:37:38.580 That's why y'all don't get no money playboy
01:37:41.640 Okay anyway
01:37:42.680 Go on
01:37:43.400 What's the next one?
01:37:44.160 Pastor Ben
01:37:44.720 Oh Pastor Ben
01:37:46.200 Pastor Ben
01:37:47.060 What's up playboy?
01:37:48.520 Come on
01:37:49.100 What up pimp?
01:37:50.380 You're our favorite Pastor Ben
01:37:51.440 That's my nigga Ben
01:37:52.200 Ben you make people repeat shit?
01:37:54.260 Oh yeah
01:37:54.840 Pastor Ben be like
01:37:55.700 Congregation can you say Pastor Ben?
01:37:58.480 Can you say by no repeats?
01:37:59.280 Can I get a Pastor Ben?
01:38:00.600 Pastor Ben
01:38:01.680 Okay
01:38:02.420 Howdy guys
01:38:03.520 Howdy
01:38:04.520 THC Pastor here
01:38:06.780 Where is he at?
01:38:07.460 Wait I don't have him
01:38:08.180 Oh yeah it's Ben THC
01:38:10.260 Did you put it in the docs?
01:38:11.420 Yes in the docs
01:38:12.100 Alright
01:38:12.360 I'm the one that sent the experience in
01:38:15.700 About triggering an abduction experience
01:38:17.340 We know who you are Pastor
01:38:18.720 We know who you are
01:38:20.220 You're just explaining yourself
01:38:21.240 Don't act
01:38:21.700 Don't
01:38:21.960 We know who you
01:38:22.920 Hey
01:38:23.260 Shit
01:38:24.680 I can't express the gratitude I have for you two
01:38:27.160 Spreading the word on the danger of them
01:38:28.780 And I need
01:38:29.780 I need to order a binaural beatdown t-shirt
01:38:34.340 Oh
01:38:34.760 Hell yeah dude
01:38:35.600 He should probably have one for free right?
01:38:37.960 Let's send him one
01:38:38.680 Damn boy this guy is going to send
01:38:39.580 I got to pay for these
01:38:40.820 I'll pay for it
01:38:41.420 You're going to pay for it?
01:38:42.040 Take it out of my cut
01:38:42.720 When he said I'll pay for it
01:38:44.520 We did that last time
01:38:45.540 A little tear cried down his eyes
01:38:46.820 I'll pay for it
01:38:49.880 I've seen the payout for next month
01:38:51.240 I'm going to be fucking crying
01:38:52.440 All of next month
01:38:53.600 All of next month is going to be a rough fucking month
01:38:56.120 Maybe a discount
01:38:56.980 All right
01:38:57.420 Okay
01:38:57.600 Pastor Ben
01:39:01.460 We like you
01:39:02.020 I tried to warn on the forums and other methods
01:39:04.460 But none with the reach that you guys have accomplished
01:39:06.860 Yeah
01:39:07.200 You do on forums
01:39:08.400 It's just like it's another guy
01:39:09.460 Right
01:39:10.120 There's a little more personality to this I think
01:39:12.620 So people like it
01:39:14.320 But when I first wrote to you guys
01:39:16.060 I asked
01:39:17.020 What's a pastor
01:39:17.660 You asked
01:39:18.060 What's a pastor doing listening to your pod?
01:39:19.860 Oh yeah
01:39:20.200 And the past year I see the reason
01:39:21.900 Wait wait wait wait
01:39:24.460 I see the reason that you would ask that?
01:39:25.860 Is that what he's saying?
01:39:26.480 Well I guess he sees the reason why he listens
01:39:28.160 Okay
01:39:28.520 Okay
01:39:28.980 But I mean it's very clear why we'd ask that
01:39:30.640 Unless you're an idiot
01:39:31.420 He's not an idiot
01:39:33.260 I thought what he was just like
01:39:35.180 I now see the reason
01:39:36.060 You guys are vulgar morons
01:39:38.080 And pieces of shit
01:39:39.420 Is this David Kay?
01:39:40.760 David Kay again!
01:39:42.220 He got us again
01:39:43.300 He got us again
01:39:43.960 Okay
01:39:44.400 The path you two have taken
01:39:46.120 With the pod leaning into Christ
01:39:47.540 I can't believe the work the Lord
01:39:49.260 Has done in your pod
01:39:50.700 And the direction
01:39:51.880 I can't believe the work is done
01:39:53.880 The work the Lord has done with your pod
01:39:55.980 It's a crazy sentence
01:39:56.880 It's a crazy sentence
01:39:57.380 Yeah
01:39:57.700 And the direction it's taken
01:39:58.940 Yeah man
01:39:59.740 It's been cool
01:40:02.120 I thought I heard Matt
01:40:03.700 What's that fucking noise?
01:40:05.600 Oh that's Nancy
01:40:06.220 Nancy what are you doing?
01:40:07.160 Cooking noodles?
01:40:07.700 Cut it out
01:40:08.120 Yeah dude
01:40:08.880 I am boiling water
01:40:10.940 I'll mute myself
01:40:13.260 We can hear it bubbling
01:40:15.940 Nancy show us your apartment
01:40:17.020 She won't do it
01:40:21.660 What a bitch
01:40:22.200 All right
01:40:22.740 All of it has been amazing
01:40:23.780 Wait I don't think
01:40:25.720 The audience doesn't know that
01:40:26.700 Nancy never ever turns her camera on
01:40:31.360 We've seen her one time at Brogrove
01:40:33.620 We've never been able to
01:40:34.500 Never allowed to see her again
01:40:35.840 She won't take us on a virtual tour
01:40:37.920 Of her apartment
01:40:38.600 Which I feel like would be fair
01:40:39.940 I think that's fair
01:40:40.740 She's seen our place
01:40:42.080 She knows how this thing operates
01:40:43.400 Hey Nancy
01:40:43.760 Look at this
01:40:44.740 Have you seen our new
01:40:46.120 Oh show her the curtain
01:40:47.220 Yeah we have a new curtain
01:40:48.120 Nancy look at this
01:40:49.500 Tell us what you think
01:40:50.120 No you didn't switch
01:40:50.660 Okay you did
01:40:51.260 Look at that
01:40:52.080 How's that?
01:40:55.120 It's nice
01:40:55.920 Oh thanks Nance
01:40:57.320 What's it for?
01:41:00.980 So we don't hear the Jewish noises outside
01:41:02.800 But we still do
01:41:04.200 Slightly
01:41:05.120 It's better
01:41:05.760 It's for aesthetics
01:41:06.700 It's also for
01:41:07.380 It looks great honestly
01:41:08.340 If you could see the way
01:41:08.980 That it tied the room together
01:41:10.000 It's fantastic
01:41:10.980 When we have a third guest
01:41:12.060 You don't see the door
01:41:12.840 Yeah
01:41:13.180 Oh Yanet said it sounded like ping pong
01:41:15.060 They're playing ping pong
01:41:16.380 No Nancy's playing ping pong
01:41:17.760 Because she's Asian
01:41:18.500 I like to think Nancy has like an empty living room
01:41:21.320 With just a bare wall
01:41:22.360 That she plays like solo ping pong on
01:41:23.940 That's it
01:41:26.540 Alright so wait
01:41:27.740 What are we saying here?
01:41:30.240 Oh God is using our pod
01:41:32.200 Yeah
01:41:35.740 All of it's been amazing
01:41:37.580 And all glory to God
01:41:38.460 Keep up the good work
01:41:39.260 I continue to pray for your pod
01:41:40.760 Your families
01:41:41.320 And your success
01:41:42.100 Thank you man
01:41:42.900 You're the best dude
01:41:43.760 We appreciate that
01:41:44.560 I don't know if this spooky music applies to this
01:41:46.420 I like the
01:41:47.480 You guys are such good interior designers
01:41:49.660 Thank you
01:41:50.120 I'm part homosexual
01:41:51.040 Thank you
01:41:51.620 Part
01:41:52.880 This is uh
01:41:54.160 What happens when you're raised by women
01:41:55.960 Raised by
01:41:57.080 Wolven
01:41:58.360 Women
01:41:58.760 Women
01:41:59.220 Women
01:42:00.220 Raised by bitches
01:42:01.620 Female
01:42:02.000 Whoa
01:42:02.260 Jesus
01:42:02.700 What the
01:42:03.300 Female wolves
01:42:04.140 Good God
01:42:04.780 I'm trying to be accurate
01:42:06.440 Woman
01:42:06.740 Okay
01:42:06.920 So sound or no sound
01:42:08.820 No I don't think this one
01:42:10.140 We're here with one of Planet Fitness' Black Card members
01:42:13.460 How are you feeling?
01:42:14.680 Oh pretty wiped
01:42:15.740 But I've got my eye on the Hydra Massage Beds
01:42:18.440 It felt like a real team effort out there
01:42:20.160 Oh bringing a guest to every workout?
01:42:22.040 Game changer
01:42:22.820 Any other perks you want to tell the nation about?
01:42:25.040 Two big ones
01:42:25.640 Worldwide access and red light technology
01:42:27.960 Wow
01:42:28.560 This place really has it all
01:42:29.940 Back to you in the studio
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01:42:38.980 I don't think this one needs sound like that
01:42:42.460 Okay
01:42:42.720 I've left the 501c3 world
01:42:44.800 Whoa
01:42:45.180 Hey Matt
01:42:46.800 He's not there
01:42:48.420 Oh man
01:42:49.940 Oh wait
01:42:50.280 I left the 501c3 church world
01:42:52.460 Before you even found Matt and the coffee shop
01:42:55.040 Yeah
01:42:55.340 My leanings fall in line with him
01:42:57.380 From blind support of Israel
01:42:59.020 Well he still does that
01:43:00.020 Which is bizarre
01:43:00.700 Oh the blind support of Israel?
01:43:02.780 Yeah
01:43:03.040 I mean I get where he's coming from
01:43:04.660 And what does support mean?
01:43:05.820 Like let me tell you
01:43:06.980 We just tried to shake a dollar out of Matt
01:43:08.680 That's crazy
01:43:09.240 My daughter
01:43:10.000 Tell that story
01:43:10.920 Little girl
01:43:11.840 Comes over
01:43:12.700 Holding a box
01:43:13.500 Adorable
01:43:14.000 She's adorable
01:43:14.780 And she's got a box from church
01:43:16.220 And it's to collect money for missions
01:43:17.560 Because the church is making these fucking kids go around
01:43:19.540 And collect money for missions
01:43:20.700 And she goes up
01:43:21.920 They're hitting the missions hard
01:43:22.760 Oh yeah they are
01:43:23.380 It's annoying
01:43:23.980 Yeah
01:43:24.360 And then she goes up to Matt
01:43:26.520 And shakes her little box
01:43:27.540 And says
01:43:27.900 Can I have some money for missions sir?
01:43:29.840 And he literally says
01:43:30.800 No
01:43:31.280 Get away
01:43:32.140 Why would I do that?
01:43:32.960 And that's actually not even sarcastic
01:43:34.960 It's very funny the way that Matt talks to kids
01:43:36.900 He just goes
01:43:37.680 No
01:43:38.320 Get out
01:43:38.740 He goes
01:43:39.100 Get out of my face
01:43:40.460 And that's
01:43:41.360 That's actually real
01:43:42.300 I'm pretty sure he's just
01:43:43.180 Yeah
01:43:43.680 Shoved it
01:43:44.220 So
01:43:44.560 So
01:43:44.880 You know
01:43:45.840 When Matt supports Israel
01:43:47.440 Like he's never doing it financially
01:43:48.780 Like Matt is supporting
01:43:49.880 Oh no
01:43:50.440 Never nothing financially
01:43:51.520 Forget about it
01:43:52.060 No it's not happening
01:43:52.820 My dad goes
01:43:53.580 He goes
01:43:53.840 Hey
01:43:54.100 Are you going to give some money?
01:43:55.580 And Matt goes
01:43:56.100 No
01:43:56.640 No
01:43:57.160 Get out of here
01:43:57.980 And then he says
01:43:58.860 Like why not?
01:43:59.680 And he goes
01:44:00.240 Because I'm not gonna
01:44:01.520 Like no explanation
01:44:02.780 Just no
01:44:03.200 My dad goes
01:44:04.100 Never coming back
01:44:05.020 Yeah
01:44:05.320 Yeah
01:44:06.040 It's very funny
01:44:07.360 What is this
01:44:08.080 Dude when I saw your video with the bag
01:44:11.220 I'll tell you
01:44:12.640 That video of Labonte
01:44:14.880 Doing the serious retard face
01:44:17.260 Was the first thing I thought of
01:44:18.780 I don't remember which one it is
01:44:19.840 Reincarnation of David Lee Corbo
01:44:21.140 Caught me though
01:44:21.740 Yeah that's
01:44:22.600 That's kind of funny
01:44:23.240 Is he saying that my
01:44:25.260 My bag video
01:44:26.280 I put a
01:44:26.760 I posted a bag video
01:44:27.660 Me hitting the bag
01:44:28.380 Yeah
01:44:28.740 Was as bad as
01:44:29.680 Labonte doing the
01:44:31.340 Are you thinking about the
01:44:32.880 When he shoots the thing
01:44:33.800 Point blank
01:44:34.260 Yeah yeah yeah
01:44:35.020 That's unbelievable
01:44:35.880 Get out of here
01:44:36.280 That's actually kind of funny
01:44:36.980 I don't think so
01:44:37.760 That was really upsetting
01:44:38.640 I don't think so
01:44:39.280 But he's trying to
01:44:39.940 He's trying to get into
01:44:40.540 Some new niches man
01:44:41.520 This is actually drying up
01:44:42.960 The Christian conspiracy stuff
01:44:44.440 People don't want to hear
01:44:45.120 About this shit anymore
01:44:45.920 So now I gotta get into
01:44:46.080 Boxing tutorials
01:44:48.340 And Muay Thai tutorials
01:44:50.140 Support your boy
01:44:50.740 Support missions
01:44:51.960 He leaves the church
01:44:55.060 Oh yeah yeah
01:44:56.660 Pastor Ben left the church
01:44:58.080 That's crazy
01:44:58.600 This is before Matt
01:44:59.920 So he can't really
01:45:00.620 Attribute it to Matt
01:45:01.460 Fuck you Matt
01:45:02.760 So it's because of
01:45:05.280 The blind support of Israel
01:45:06.240 And lack of belief
01:45:07.260 In the spiritual nature
01:45:08.260 Of our faith
01:45:08.960 That's a huge one
01:45:10.140 A lot of the pod
01:45:11.020 And the guests
01:45:11.420 Are just confirmation
01:45:12.080 On that move
01:45:12.840 I've moved to direct
01:45:14.500 Bible study in homes
01:45:15.620 With a faithful group
01:45:16.700 And working in the field
01:45:18.240 In a ripe harvest
01:45:19.880 Among the homeless
01:45:20.840 Nice
01:45:21.300 At my state's
01:45:22.100 Largest homeless
01:45:22.880 I feel like we should go
01:45:23.820 Matt
01:45:24.720 He's right there
01:45:26.320 Matt
01:45:26.880 Come here
01:45:27.100 He's gonna come in
01:45:29.860 In a second
01:45:30.160 It was badly reminiscent
01:45:31.320 It's the Labonte
01:45:31.980 Pistol training course
01:45:32.980 Fuck you
01:45:33.520 Damn dude
01:45:34.340 Hold on
01:45:35.220 I'm gonna call Matt
01:45:36.160 One more time
01:45:36.760 Cause he should hear
01:45:37.380 That paragraph
01:45:38.180 Matt come here
01:45:39.560 Come here for one second
01:45:40.460 Can you come here dude
01:45:41.500 You know about the pastor
01:45:43.460 Pastor Ben
01:45:44.060 Pastor Ben
01:45:44.680 Oh yeah
01:45:45.280 Yeah Pastor Ben's the man
01:45:46.140 He doesn't know Pastor Ben
01:45:46.920 You don't remember him
01:45:47.520 He's a shit liar
01:45:48.180 Okay
01:45:49.060 Wait wait
01:45:50.420 Yes or no
01:45:50.880 Do you remember Pastor Ben
01:45:51.700 No
01:45:52.000 Okay okay
01:45:52.620 Okay so he goes
01:45:53.240 He writes in
01:45:53.800 He crushes
01:45:54.400 He was one of the first pastors
01:45:56.260 Nancy says hi
01:45:57.580 No Nancy don't talk to him
01:45:59.260 He was one of the first pastors
01:46:00.920 To write to us
01:46:01.680 And we go
01:46:02.500 Like initially
01:46:03.020 Like why are you
01:46:03.720 Why are you watching this
01:46:05.060 And this is when we were
01:46:06.380 Bad bad
01:46:07.060 Yeah
01:46:07.520 Now we're just kind of bad
01:46:08.700 Now we're nice
01:46:09.620 So he goes
01:46:10.240 He's figured out
01:46:11.040 Why he's done this
01:46:12.600 And then he says
01:46:13.640 It's been amazing
01:46:14.140 To watch the
01:46:15.020 The way the podcast
01:46:16.720 Has turned
01:46:17.460 God is using the pod dude
01:46:18.880 Yeah God is using the pod
01:46:20.060 He prays for our families
01:46:21.520 Yeah
01:46:21.720 So then he goes like this
01:46:22.820 Look at this third paragraph
01:46:23.700 I
01:46:24.480 This guy's a pastor
01:46:25.500 Was a pastor
01:46:26.180 No no no
01:46:26.820 I'm not doing that
01:46:27.460 No no no no
01:46:27.900 You don't get to
01:46:28.700 Okay you could
01:46:29.200 Pretend
01:46:29.540 You could pretend
01:46:30.220 But you're not even on camera
01:46:31.260 Yeah now
01:46:31.800 Now he's on
01:46:32.560 Alright there he goes
01:46:32.980 Nobody can hear you
01:46:34.320 Take him off camera
01:46:35.280 I've left the 501c
01:46:36.340 The church world
01:46:37.320 What he did
01:46:38.420 As a pastor
01:46:39.140 Yeah
01:46:39.500 Yeah
01:46:40.080 Before you even found Matt
01:46:41.320 In the coffee shop
01:46:42.040 My leanings fall in line with him
01:46:43.620 From blind support of Israel
01:46:44.900 To lack of belief
01:46:46.200 In the spiritual nature of our faith
01:46:47.380 These are the reasons
01:46:47.920 And we know that
01:46:48.440 That's the thing you really can't stand
01:46:49.660 Is the blind support for Israel
01:46:50.780 And he's saying
01:46:51.400 He's in alignment with you
01:46:52.180 But we said he doesn't
01:46:53.080 Blindly support Israel
01:46:54.040 He won't give a fucking dollar
01:46:55.280 To my kid
01:46:55.920 For missions
01:46:57.120 Or anything like that
01:46:58.480 But so it's like
01:46:59.400 Matt's not
01:46:59.720 Not on Matt
01:47:01.380 Why are you so wet
01:47:02.380 You're just wet
01:47:03.140 Like all over the
01:47:03.820 It's the hat
01:47:05.320 Okay
01:47:05.560 So he goes
01:47:06.300 A lot of the pod
01:47:07.300 And the guests
01:47:07.660 Don't say that Sparrow
01:47:08.740 Are just confirmation
01:47:09.520 On that move
01:47:10.160 He's talking into the microphone
01:47:12.880 Like it works
01:47:13.600 I love how he's got it
01:47:14.800 He's mounted it on the table
01:47:16.720 And he's just talking into it
01:47:18.320 And it's not
01:47:18.800 Clearly the mount is there
01:47:19.520 Stop
01:47:20.080 No you can't
01:47:20.660 Please stop getting closer to me
01:47:21.600 So I've moved to
01:47:22.460 Listen to what he's moved to
01:47:23.600 And then you gotta leave
01:47:24.520 I've moved to direct Bible study
01:47:26.220 In homes with a faithful group
01:47:27.700 And working in a field
01:47:29.580 Shocking to hear that
01:47:30.660 Imagine that
01:47:31.340 In a ripe harvest
01:47:32.380 Among the homeless
01:47:33.440 In a ripe harvest
01:47:35.140 Hey hey
01:47:35.840 Why did you just lean into the mic
01:47:37.400 When you said Bible
01:47:38.100 So people know what I'm saying
01:47:39.900 The homeless
01:47:41.660 At the largest
01:47:42.480 At my state's largest
01:47:43.700 Homeless shelter
01:47:44.460 That's all
01:47:44.940 That's all I wanted to tell you
01:47:45.700 That's it
01:47:45.900 He didn't listen to any of this
01:47:47.640 He's reading the chat
01:47:48.420 You gotta go Matt
01:47:49.140 Matt you gotta go
01:47:49.800 Is Z-Man
01:47:52.560 Where is Z-Man
01:47:53.380 Z-Man's already
01:47:54.360 Z-Man's not here today
01:47:55.680 Oh
01:47:56.180 Yeah make the chat go away
01:47:57.840 Hey I gotta
01:47:59.140 You gotta stop
01:47:59.920 Biting your fingernails
01:48:00.700 You know that right
01:48:01.980 Okay that's not good
01:48:04.360 It's not good to do
01:48:05.120 It's a sign of intelligence
01:48:06.820 No it's a sign of anxiety
01:48:08.320 Yes
01:48:09.200 All right Matt
01:48:11.700 We'll be out in a few minutes
01:48:13.360 You're thinking right through
01:48:14.620 Your fingernail beds
01:48:15.500 I don't know
01:48:16.320 Can I at least say goodbye
01:48:17.360 You just did
01:48:18.760 You just did
01:48:19.660 Yeah you said goodbye
01:48:20.340 Go ahead
01:48:21.420 Bye
01:48:22.840 See now I don't know
01:48:27.560 I don't know
01:48:27.960 If this is the right thing
01:48:29.580 Nancy says bye Matt
01:48:30.660 We uh
01:48:31.500 I feel like
01:48:33.180 What are you talking about
01:48:35.500 Everybody loves Matt
01:48:37.300 No I don't like the hat
01:48:38.160 Everybody loves Matt
01:48:39.220 Everybody loves the hat
01:48:40.420 It's the best hat
01:48:41.800 We've influenced this poor guy
01:48:43.500 To leave the church
01:48:44.320 Is that a good thing
01:48:45.120 Because we're still going to church
01:48:46.140 We're hypocrites
01:48:46.860 Um
01:48:47.880 You more so than me
01:48:48.820 So
01:48:49.260 Me?
01:48:50.380 Yeah
01:48:50.780 Yeah I mean if we
01:48:51.500 We're doing it just for
01:48:52.500 The personal gain
01:48:53.480 From doing the stuff
01:48:54.620 And behind
01:48:55.020 You're like
01:48:55.360 Oh yeah
01:48:55.860 I'm going to learn the software
01:48:57.220 Behind closed doors
01:48:58.140 I already learned the software
01:48:59.520 I'm still going there
01:49:00.420 Okay
01:49:03.020 Make sure to tell Matt
01:49:04.140 Make sure to tell Matt
01:49:05.500 About David Kay later
01:49:06.680 Yeah he saw it
01:49:07.940 Oh we brought him on
01:49:08.820 For David Kay
01:49:09.420 Nancy
01:49:09.520 Yeah
01:49:10.160 So
01:49:11.200 Yeah right
01:49:12.180 So well let's keep reading
01:49:13.240 Let's keep reading
01:49:13.760 Ben's
01:49:14.840 Yeah
01:49:15.440 Ben's message
01:49:16.200 I just wanted to reach out
01:49:17.520 And give you a word of encouragement
01:49:18.600 Keep the Lord
01:49:19.320 Keep up the Lord's work
01:49:20.440 You two are reaping a harvest
01:49:22.260 For Christ's sake
01:49:23.040 And you won't know
01:49:23.920 The scope of
01:49:24.600 Of this side of heaven
01:49:25.840 Huh
01:49:27.160 That
01:49:27.500 You're reaping a harvest
01:49:28.920 For Christ's sake
01:49:30.500 That you won't know
01:49:31.340 The scope of this side of heaven
01:49:32.720 Oh I see
01:49:33.340 I love the way that's worded
01:49:34.240 Yeah yeah
01:49:34.820 Dude's crushing
01:49:35.460 Yeah
01:49:36.120 Should we feel bad?
01:49:37.680 I mean
01:49:37.880 About what?
01:49:38.580 I don't know
01:49:38.980 I mean
01:49:39.240 No I think
01:49:40.320 Ultimately
01:49:40.900 Every man's decision
01:49:41.780 Is their own
01:49:42.260 I don't think
01:49:42.620 Pastor Ben is saying
01:49:43.460 That we directly affected him
01:49:45.020 Leaving the 501c3 system
01:49:46.660 But
01:49:46.920 This is not like
01:49:48.580 When I
01:49:48.900 So when we set out
01:49:49.740 With the podcast
01:49:51.060 I was kind of bashing the church
01:49:52.900 And then I went opposite on it
01:49:54.200 Because I don't want people
01:49:55.280 To leave it
01:49:56.180 Because I feel like
01:49:57.020 It does help people
01:49:57.820 But
01:49:58.100 I feel like
01:49:59.420 I'm also talking to people
01:50:00.580 Who might be going in
01:50:02.020 Like how you went in
01:50:02.980 Where you're just going in
01:50:04.120 You're hearing
01:50:04.900 Yeah
01:50:05.500 People that are working in it
01:50:07.120 Maybe
01:50:07.800 You know
01:50:08.300 They're deeper
01:50:09.080 And then they see
01:50:09.900 Whatever I saw
01:50:11.440 The underbelly of the dookie
01:50:12.480 Yeah
01:50:12.740 I don't want to discourage people
01:50:15.160 From going to the church
01:50:17.280 Because I think
01:50:17.800 I think God is there too
01:50:18.980 I think he's
01:50:19.800 100%
01:50:20.400 He's operating there
01:50:21.400 Yeah
01:50:21.700 After every third song
01:50:22.980 Right
01:50:23.660 Well he has the first
01:50:24.440 Yeah
01:50:24.640 Sometimes he's doing it
01:50:25.500 Through the song
01:50:25.820 It made me cry about
01:50:26.520 Mary did you know
01:50:27.980 But look
01:50:29.060 I don't think that
01:50:30.080 Pastor Ben is attributing us
01:50:31.980 To him going away
01:50:33.300 From the church
01:50:34.040 And I think that
01:50:35.840 Also going away from
01:50:37.580 A system
01:50:38.320 Is not the same thing
01:50:39.280 As going away from
01:50:40.020 The church
01:50:40.480 No he's still doing
01:50:41.280 Bible studies
01:50:42.080 And he's
01:50:42.840 And he's working
01:50:43.440 With the homeless people
01:50:43.720 To me that's more
01:50:44.460 The church
01:50:45.040 Than
01:50:46.540 Excuse me
01:50:47.800 What the church is doing
01:50:48.620 You know
01:50:49.200 If his church
01:50:50.320 Somebody said
01:50:50.880 Sparrow said
01:50:51.440 Maybe his church sucked
01:50:52.280 Maybe
01:50:52.900 Right
01:50:53.280 I mean look
01:50:53.700 That's the reality
01:50:54.360 The situation
01:50:54.980 Is some churches
01:50:55.600 Are going to be awesome
01:50:56.460 Some churches
01:50:57.020 Are going to suck ass
01:50:57.980 And there's going to be
01:50:58.740 Everything in between
01:50:59.520 It's totally fine
01:51:01.720 To leave a church
01:51:02.300 That sucks ass
01:51:03.120 Yeah
01:51:03.840 And it's totally fine
01:51:04.820 To look at the 501c3 system
01:51:06.320 As an institution
01:51:07.240 And go
01:51:07.700 There's a lot of problems
01:51:08.800 With this
01:51:09.240 But my church
01:51:10.020 Is actually really great
01:51:11.160 Like that
01:51:12.520 That happens too
01:51:13.340 It's everything in between
01:51:14.360 So yeah
01:51:14.840 I mean
01:51:15.060 I don't think he's saying
01:51:16.180 What's not inexcusable
01:51:17.420 Is to look at the 501c3 system
01:51:18.960 And not accurately attribute
01:51:20.200 Its downfalls to
01:51:21.380 Israel
01:51:22.500 Right
01:51:23.300 I mean that's fair too
01:51:23.980 That's pretty fair
01:51:24.780 I feel like
01:51:25.260 When we're criticizing that
01:51:26.960 We have to also give
01:51:27.900 A good hard look
01:51:28.700 At the people
01:51:29.560 Who have
01:51:29.880 Well the religion
01:51:31.020 That is
01:51:31.620 It's
01:51:32.320 It's brother or sister religion
01:51:34.700 That's infiltrated it
01:51:35.780 To be what it is now
01:51:36.980 Because a lot
01:51:37.900 Most of the synagogues
01:51:38.720 Are not like that
01:51:39.560 But anyway
01:51:40.680 So I continue to listen
01:51:41.780 To every episode
01:51:42.400 On the pod
01:51:42.960 On my drive to work
01:51:43.840 On my motorcycle
01:51:44.560 Hell yeah
01:51:45.200 And every time
01:51:46.320 I hear a warning
01:51:47.580 On binaural beats
01:51:48.580 I squirt a little bit
01:51:49.680 Nice
01:51:50.180 And my gratitude soars
01:51:51.180 Including on the most recent
01:51:53.040 With Vicki and Topher
01:51:54.320 Yeah
01:51:55.020 By the way
01:51:56.240 What Vicki talks about
01:51:57.340 Academically
01:51:57.980 About the Bible reading
01:51:59.180 Is called hermeneutics
01:52:00.660 Right
01:52:01.460 The study of an ancient text
01:52:03.080 With an understanding
01:52:04.240 Of the culture
01:52:04.820 And works at the time
01:52:06.000 That makes
01:52:06.520 That makes a lot of sense
01:52:07.640 Yeah
01:52:07.840 She always talks about
01:52:09.360 The problem that we have now
01:52:10.340 Is reading the Bible
01:52:10.980 Through our own
01:52:11.580 Modern day
01:52:12.100 Like you know
01:52:13.040 Lens
01:52:13.520 Yeah
01:52:13.920 And that we miss a lot
01:52:15.400 You have to understand
01:52:16.080 The culture of the time
01:52:16.980 And who he was talking to
01:52:18.020 And that's why I don't read
01:52:19.160 Because I go
01:52:20.240 Well I don't know
01:52:20.800 The culture at the time
01:52:21.820 A big part of what
01:52:22.780 We are doing
01:52:23.360 On the Straight Bible show
01:52:24.560 Especially with the
01:52:25.640 Sermon on the Mount
01:52:26.360 Series
01:52:27.780 Is every time he reads
01:52:30.240 Like what Jesus is
01:52:31.280 Is saying to
01:52:32.360 The people
01:52:33.660 I'm like
01:52:34.220 Well who is he talking to
01:52:35.280 And it's very important
01:52:36.620 To know like
01:52:37.140 He was talking to the masses
01:52:38.720 In the beginning
01:52:39.260 And then he just like
01:52:40.040 Leaves them
01:52:40.620 And he calls his disciples
01:52:42.100 And he's telling them
01:52:43.700 The Sermon on the Mount
01:52:44.960 Right
01:52:45.260 So all those rules
01:52:46.120 Are the rules
01:52:46.720 Of the Christian kingdom
01:52:47.560 But he's talking to
01:52:48.620 His people
01:52:50.480 The people that get it
01:52:51.420 So like
01:52:51.700 That's a
01:52:52.360 That's a good way
01:52:53.300 To understand this
01:52:53.880 But anyway
01:52:54.220 God bless you too
01:52:55.080 Pastor Ben
01:52:56.100 Pastor Ben
01:52:56.740 Thanks for hitting us up again
01:52:58.240 He's so cool
01:52:59.160 Yeah I like that
01:53:00.040 Do we have any other ones?
01:53:02.640 We have one more
01:53:03.560 From George B
01:53:04.660 George B
01:53:05.760 Yeah
01:53:06.000 Experience with a witch
01:53:07.200 It seems short
01:53:08.060 We're here with one of
01:53:09.800 Planet Fitness's
01:53:10.560 Black Card members
01:53:11.380 How are you feeling?
01:53:12.580 Oh pretty wiped
01:53:13.640 But I've got my eye
01:53:14.940 On the Hydra Massage beds
01:53:16.340 It felt like a real team
01:53:17.480 Effort out there
01:53:18.060 Oh bringing a guest
01:53:19.060 To every workout?
01:53:20.020 Game changer
01:53:20.720 Any other perks
01:53:21.740 You want to tell the nation about?
01:53:22.940 Two big ones
01:53:23.560 Worldwide access
01:53:24.480 And red light technology
01:53:25.880 Wow
01:53:26.460 This place really has it all
01:53:27.820 Back to you in the studio
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01:53:36.880 It is short
01:53:39.360 And you got my attention
01:53:41.180 So you want to read this one?
01:53:44.140 Do you see it there?
01:53:45.160 What is it in the thing?
01:53:46.240 It's the most recent one or no?
01:53:47.640 Yeah it should be
01:53:48.500 George B
01:53:49.140 George B
01:53:49.820 I can't believe you read my story
01:53:51.260 Nope
01:53:51.600 Not George B
01:53:52.640 I'll start
01:53:53.040 Years ago
01:53:54.480 My friend was dating a girl
01:53:56.220 Oh wait a second
01:53:57.480 There it is
01:53:59.400 And through that
01:54:01.460 Becomes friends with
01:54:02.380 His girlfriend's group
01:54:03.440 And specifically her cousin
01:54:05.020 Sometimes when we
01:54:06.700 Hanged out
01:54:07.380 Hanged out
01:54:08.860 We would talk of
01:54:09.720 I actually don't have that one
01:54:10.660 You didn't send it to me
01:54:11.500 No no it's in the drive
01:54:13.380 Oh my bad
01:54:13.900 It's the last one in the drive
01:54:14.840 My bad
01:54:16.000 Sometimes when we hanged out
01:54:18.260 We would talk of
01:54:19.180 Texas Mexicans
01:54:20.340 Cryptids and evil spirits
01:54:22.940 What's that mean?
01:54:23.460 Texas slash Mexican cryptids
01:54:25.240 Yeah it's the same thing
01:54:26.180 Cryptids and Mexicans
01:54:27.680 Oh tortas
01:54:29.680 Tortas
01:54:30.480 Honestly
01:54:30.980 Ay ay ay
01:54:32.100 You see a torta in the wild
01:54:33.580 Ay jay jay
01:54:34.360 Some of those girls now
01:54:35.820 What are those
01:54:36.280 The Miami Latinas ones
01:54:37.880 Oh yeah yeah yeah
01:54:38.680 The more I see them
01:54:39.840 You know what it is
01:54:40.700 A torta is like the
01:54:41.940 It's the Hispanic version
01:54:44.000 Of the crone
01:54:44.800 Yeah that's interesting
01:54:46.300 Yeah
01:54:46.540 They get to torta
01:54:47.960 They get that like
01:54:48.960 They start sacrificing
01:54:50.280 Children for length in neck
01:54:53.560 You know what I mean
01:54:54.280 Like to try to get back
01:54:55.080 The length in their neck
01:54:55.820 Never gonna happen
01:54:56.520 No
01:54:56.880 It's a fool's errand
01:54:58.560 You keep sacrificing babies
01:54:59.940 And it's just nothing happens
01:55:00.700 What do they call that in Chinese
01:55:01.820 Because that happens to
01:55:02.680 Chinese women like crazy
01:55:04.140 The lack of neck
01:55:05.220 Nancy
01:55:06.020 Do you think that
01:55:06.960 That's your future?
01:55:08.040 No
01:55:08.380 Nancy's too tall
01:55:09.380 I'm gonna ask her to be honest
01:55:10.420 I know she's thought of that
01:55:11.260 You know what I'm talking about
01:55:12.160 Nancy
01:55:12.440 They go from
01:55:13.600 Beautiful tall slender necked
01:55:16.060 Japanese woman
01:55:17.240 Yeah
01:55:17.660 To like old gorilla like
01:55:19.880 And I think that transformation
01:55:21.120 Happens in a day or two
01:55:22.340 At least
01:55:23.000 Yeah
01:55:23.240 It was like a 24 to 48 hour process
01:55:24.420 Yeah that's true
01:55:24.720 My Japanese grandma
01:55:26.700 She turned into a total
01:55:28.340 Roly poly
01:55:29.480 But she was like
01:55:30.360 She was like 4'11 though
01:55:32.240 Yeah
01:55:33.240 Oh wow
01:55:33.840 Well I've seen
01:55:34.720 I've seen tall ones
01:55:35.540 I've seen tall ones
01:55:36.460 Turn into small ones
01:55:37.460 Like that
01:55:37.940 Overnight
01:55:38.840 Not even the same person
01:55:39.660 Tall ones
01:55:39.860 Tall into small ones
01:55:40.700 Shout out to Jenny
01:55:41.520 Jenny from the block
01:55:42.800 We know her
01:55:43.380 Oh
01:55:43.520 I'm still Jenny from the block
01:55:45.460 Used to have a little
01:55:46.660 Now I have a lot
01:55:47.500 Jenny sang
01:55:47.940 No matter where I go
01:55:48.600 I know where I came from
01:55:49.980 J-Lo
01:55:50.300 Shout out J-Lo
01:55:50.920 Shout out to that bitch
01:55:51.860 That immortal bitch
01:55:53.200 And we talked about
01:55:53.960 Mexican cryptids
01:55:54.900 And evil spirits
01:55:55.940 Chupacabras
01:55:56.600 La lechuza
01:55:57.500 I don't know that one
01:55:58.320 La lechuza
01:55:59.080 Can you look that up Nancy
01:56:00.420 La lechuza
01:56:01.220 Yeah bring that up Nancy
01:56:02.200 Do a job
01:56:03.280 She's like I'm making noodles
01:56:04.540 She's like I'm boiling noodles
01:56:05.580 Clipping my toenails
01:56:07.000 And this cousin would
01:56:08.940 Would always talk about
01:56:09.920 How she was a witch
01:56:11.340 Descended from a line of witches
01:56:13.220 I always just shrugged it off
01:56:15.520 Because that's just crazy
01:56:17.260 Chick talk
01:56:18.000 But you know what
01:56:18.900 It didn't like dawn on me
01:56:23.360 Recently
01:56:24.020 But a guy that was like
01:56:26.140 He's in my family
01:56:27.440 He's kind of like third cousin
01:56:29.380 But we called him uncle
01:56:30.900 Okay
01:56:31.480 Uncle Charlie
01:56:32.360 Yeah
01:56:32.660 I'll tell the story
01:56:33.360 This is a crazy story
01:56:34.260 Alright go ahead
01:56:34.900 He
01:56:36.020 Top was born out of pre-cum
01:56:37.840 Ouch
01:56:39.220 Well that's
01:56:40.000 Why would you say that
01:56:42.060 That's hurtful
01:56:42.720 To be honest maybe
01:56:43.740 But I don't know
01:56:45.120 How would we ever know
01:56:46.440 Pat the prophet
01:56:47.300 What the hell dude
01:56:48.000 There's no way to prove that
01:56:49.260 Pre-cum baby
01:56:50.280 Yeah
01:56:50.740 Prove it
01:56:51.660 Prove it beyond a shadow of a doubt
01:56:52.800 Before you bring these salacious claims
01:56:54.220 To this show
01:56:54.720 That's true
01:56:55.220 If you have evidence though
01:56:56.680 I'd be interested in seeing it
01:56:57.880 Bitch
01:56:58.280 Bitch
01:56:59.140 Show me
01:57:02.860 Show me what you got
01:57:03.700 Yeah this
01:57:06.260 Charlie
01:57:07.220 Uncle Charlie
01:57:07.800 He was like this kind of like
01:57:08.860 Vagabond type dude
01:57:10.020 Where
01:57:10.320 He was homeless
01:57:11.580 Kind of always lived with family
01:57:12.920 And he would like
01:57:13.420 Wander the streets
01:57:14.260 Very sad way
01:57:15.700 He ended up like
01:57:16.300 Committing suicide
01:57:17.100 Oh shit
01:57:17.800 Nancy's got a picture
01:57:18.600 Of a la la
01:57:19.720 La la chusa
01:57:20.880 Bring that up in a second
01:57:22.140 It looks dope
01:57:22.660 He ended up committing suicide
01:57:25.400 And then
01:57:27.160 In his room
01:57:28.720 He was staying at my uncle's house
01:57:30.640 But they
01:57:31.060 Ended up like
01:57:32.380 You know
01:57:32.560 Cleaning out his stuff
01:57:33.360 And the police got involved
01:57:34.480 Because they found like
01:57:35.760 Some CP there
01:57:36.880 It was
01:57:37.160 Oh no
01:57:37.860 Yeah
01:57:38.580 But anyway
01:57:39.600 His mother
01:57:40.680 His mother
01:57:42.360 Was a generational witch
01:57:44.060 Like one of these people
01:57:45.600 Yeah
01:57:45.980 There you go
01:57:46.640 And this dude was like
01:57:48.320 Never got his shit right
01:57:51.140 And was almost like
01:57:53.060 Tortured dude
01:57:53.860 He would just like
01:57:54.440 Walk through the streets
01:57:55.280 Of Coney Island
01:57:55.880 And drag his shoes
01:57:56.920 Like holes in his shoes
01:57:57.840 Nice enough guy
01:57:59.060 But it's just like
01:57:59.840 You can tell
01:58:01.220 Dragging off the kids
01:58:01.760 Yeah
01:58:02.000 Yeah dude
01:58:02.940 Something was very wrong
01:58:04.100 Yeah
01:58:04.360 Something was very wrong
01:58:05.500 With Uncle Charlie
01:58:06.800 And it was just like
01:58:08.700 It was a
01:58:10.160 It was just a very sad way to go
01:58:11.760 But that's like
01:58:12.300 The more I think about
01:58:13.860 And learn about that
01:58:14.600 I was like
01:58:14.800 This is generational trauma shit
01:58:16.480 That's passed down
01:58:17.640 Yeah
01:58:18.000 And passed down
01:58:18.900 Yeah
01:58:19.020 That's how it goes
01:58:19.520 It's almost like
01:58:20.260 He had no
01:58:21.300 Like the family all knew
01:58:23.020 Something was wrong
01:58:24.060 And they were just like
01:58:24.900 Just help him out
01:58:26.520 However we can
01:58:27.200 Because there's no
01:58:27.820 Turning this guy around
01:58:29.360 And he wouldn't
01:58:30.160 Yeah
01:58:31.460 He had no shot
01:58:32.360 It's very sad
01:58:33.600 Alden says
01:58:34.120 Half my kids are pre-cum babies
01:58:35.740 Damn
01:58:36.520 Pull-out method don't work
01:58:37.740 I'm here to actually attest
01:58:38.940 For the pull-out method
01:58:39.680 Works really well
01:58:40.360 But everybody always talks
01:58:41.760 About pre-cum
01:58:42.260 Nobody talks about post-cum
01:58:43.280 Yeah
01:58:43.780 Post-cum's great
01:58:44.460 We're here with one of
01:58:46.300 Planet Fitness's
01:58:47.060 Black Card members
01:58:47.880 How are you feeling?
01:58:49.080 Oh pretty wiped
01:58:50.140 But I've got my eye
01:58:51.460 On the Hydra massage beds
01:58:52.840 It felt like a real team
01:58:53.980 Effort out there
01:58:54.580 Oh bringing a guest
01:58:55.560 To every workout
01:58:56.260 Game changer
01:58:57.220 Any other perks
01:58:58.240 You want to tell the nation about?
01:58:59.460 Two big ones
01:59:00.060 Worldwide access
01:59:00.980 And red light technology
01:59:02.380 Wow
01:59:02.960 This place really has it all
01:59:04.320 Back to you in the studio
01:59:05.440 Get your first month free
01:59:07.040 With a PF Lock Card
01:59:08.060 Get started for $1 enrollment
01:59:09.560 Then $29.99 a month
01:59:10.920 Deal ends March 13th
01:59:12.020 $49 annual fee applies
01:59:13.400 Sometimes
01:59:17.000 One night
01:59:19.520 Oh wait
01:59:19.780 Let's bring up the picture
01:59:20.440 Of La Chusa
01:59:21.060 La La Chusa
01:59:22.680 La La Chusa
01:59:23.260 What is this?
01:59:24.320 Oh shit
01:59:25.120 What is that thing?
01:59:26.340 It's an owl demon
01:59:27.480 Oh yeah
01:59:28.940 Yeah
01:59:29.180 Look at the owl head
01:59:30.200 No
01:59:30.780 I don't like that
01:59:31.740 And it has
01:59:32.700 Yeah
01:59:33.020 Oh I like that actually
01:59:34.520 Shoot that thing
01:59:35.680 It's just an owl
01:59:36.820 Owl man
01:59:37.740 Born of post-cum
01:59:38.620 Well Birdman
01:59:39.340 We were talking about
01:59:40.020 The Birdman stuff
01:59:40.800 Right?
01:59:41.180 Yeah
01:59:41.440 Yeah
01:59:42.680 Eat black eagle man
01:59:44.060 Yeah why was she
01:59:44.940 Floating her cursor around it
01:59:46.160 Like we can see it
01:59:47.240 She showed
01:59:47.580 We can see it
01:59:48.760 Hey look at this stuff
01:59:49.840 Look at this
01:59:50.240 Alright one night
01:59:51.160 We were all hanging out
01:59:52.000 On the coast
01:59:52.580 Around the bonfire
01:59:53.420 And I just happened
01:59:54.580 To be sitting next to
01:59:55.320 The witch
01:59:55.780 And her boyfriend
01:59:56.520 I noticed she started
01:59:57.960 Getting uneasy
01:59:58.560 And overheard her
01:59:59.460 Telling her boyfriend
02:00:00.120 I'm telling you
02:00:01.240 I'm telling you
02:00:01.260 It's watching us
02:00:01.980 Right now
02:00:02.440 I can feel it
02:00:03.500 She closed her eyes
02:00:04.940 And started saying quietly
02:00:06.560 You're not welcome here
02:00:07.700 Over and over
02:00:08.760 About 30 seconds later
02:00:10.280 She stood up
02:00:10.980 Grabbed a rock
02:00:11.960 Spun around
02:00:12.780 And threw it
02:00:13.860 Into the darkness
02:00:14.520 We all heard a screech
02:00:16.680 And could hear something
02:00:17.380 Run off
02:00:17.800 Oh shit
02:00:18.720 Y'all fine?
02:00:20.940 Nice dramatic
02:00:21.620 Thank you Nancy
02:00:22.400 That was good timing
02:00:23.060 That was good timing
02:00:23.360 We all sat there
02:00:25.120 With the same
02:00:25.520 What the fuck
02:00:26.120 Just happened
02:00:26.620 Look on our faces
02:00:27.460 I asked what the hell
02:00:29.240 Was about to happen
02:00:30.060 And her boyfriend said
02:00:30.960 Told you bro
02:00:31.960 She's a witch
02:00:32.740 She can sense these things
02:00:34.320 Yeah those things are there
02:00:35.060 Because she's a witch
02:00:35.880 Yeah
02:00:36.460 You have the innate ability
02:00:38.740 To throw a rock at it
02:00:40.340 But it wouldn't have been there
02:00:41.980 If you weren't
02:00:44.180 Conjuring it
02:00:44.560 Such a bitch
02:00:45.240 Well
02:00:45.900 Oh what's that
02:00:47.120 Is that the same
02:00:47.720 La Cha Cha
02:00:48.720 Yeah this is a torta
02:00:49.960 Look at the face
02:00:50.500 La Cha Cha torta
02:00:51.460 You see the neck
02:00:52.160 Clear lack of neck
02:00:53.340 Ah the old
02:00:54.240 La Cha Cha torta
02:00:55.220 Harpy like feet
02:00:56.140 Yep
02:00:56.560 That thing is horrifying
02:00:58.120 Yep
02:00:58.800 Hangs out in Miami
02:00:59.800 Does a podcast
02:01:00.680 Is a slut
02:01:01.580 Huge Zionist
02:01:03.240 Okay
02:01:04.060 An hour goes by
02:01:05.640 And she starts
02:01:06.500 Freaking out more than before
02:01:07.780 She stood up
02:01:09.000 And told the group
02:01:09.560 It's time to leave
02:01:10.460 He's back
02:01:11.260 And he's not alone
02:01:12.240 Someone started
02:01:13.880 Looking into the grass
02:01:14.840 Slash woods behind us
02:01:15.900 With a flashlight
02:01:16.580 And could see sets
02:01:17.520 Of glowing eyes
02:01:18.200 Staring right at us
02:01:19.280 Nah
02:01:19.740 We all decided
02:01:20.860 It was best to leave
02:01:22.380 At that moment
02:01:23.020 Couple months later
02:01:25.440 I went to the witch's apartment
02:01:27.920 Where we all used to hang out
02:01:30.120 I walked in
02:01:32.440 Wait
02:01:33.160 When I walked in
02:01:34.040 The witch and my friend's
02:01:36.020 Girlfriend were sitting
02:01:36.960 At the table
02:01:37.500 They were holding hands
02:01:38.920 And there was a black candle
02:01:39.860 In the middle of the table
02:01:40.660 Damn you walked in
02:01:41.460 On a seance
02:01:42.200 Damn dog
02:01:43.040 You better fucking
02:01:43.780 Rebuke
02:01:44.740 So wait
02:01:46.480 Who was there
02:01:47.260 The witch
02:01:47.760 And her friend's
02:01:49.280 Girl
02:01:49.420 His friend's girlfriend
02:01:50.340 Yeah
02:01:51.460 It's just women dude
02:01:53.160 Women love a seance
02:01:54.560 Women love doing
02:01:55.420 Like sacrifices
02:01:56.160 Rituals
02:01:56.720 All that dumb shit
02:01:57.480 Yeah dude
02:01:57.960 It's just fucking
02:01:58.320 What the hell man
02:01:59.720 Don't catch me
02:02:00.300 I get it
02:02:01.140 Like I get it
02:02:02.140 When it's like
02:02:02.700 You know
02:02:03.080 Eve's proclivity
02:02:03.960 To be the one
02:02:05.080 Who fell for the shit
02:02:05.780 And then like
02:02:06.180 You know
02:02:06.400 Adam being a weak ass bitch
02:02:07.480 And all that other shit
02:02:08.140 It's also
02:02:08.700 Oh man
02:02:09.280 Sorry to
02:02:09.960 No go ahead
02:02:10.720 But old Timmy boy
02:02:12.100 Was talking about
02:02:12.800 The constitution of Adam
02:02:14.080 And interacting
02:02:15.520 With these entities
02:02:16.460 And why we should have
02:02:18.080 Some second thought
02:02:19.900 About interacting
02:02:20.620 Because we're not
02:02:21.260 Made up constitutionally
02:02:22.400 As firmly as Adam
02:02:23.420 Was or is
02:02:24.520 Did we get cancer?
02:02:25.960 I don't know
02:02:26.440 You know
02:02:26.660 Adam was probably
02:02:27.480 I don't know
02:02:28.100 15 feet tall
02:02:28.840 He was built different
02:02:30.460 Some people say
02:02:31.720 He was big
02:02:32.380 He was built different
02:02:33.240 Yeah
02:02:33.540 He was in the grace of God
02:02:34.460 He was able to withstand it
02:02:35.480 Yeah
02:02:35.800 And he goes
02:02:36.420 Yeah Adam had no problem
02:02:37.520 Communicating with him
02:02:38.360 But us
02:02:38.800 We should be careful
02:02:39.560 And Fringe goes
02:02:40.980 Actually Adam had a huge problem
02:02:42.580 Communicating with him
02:02:43.880 Oh my god
02:02:45.140 That's funny
02:02:45.920 He's like
02:02:46.240 I should revise my statements
02:02:47.400 Like yeah you should
02:02:48.100 You stupid bitch
02:02:49.140 No I don't want to say that
02:02:50.460 It just wasn't
02:02:51.160 It's a funny thing
02:02:52.600 Like most of his statements
02:02:54.140 Right
02:02:54.440 Anyway
02:02:55.180 Yeah
02:02:55.580 The witch was reading
02:02:57.620 From a book
02:02:58.180 And speaking
02:02:59.140 Slash chanting
02:02:59.960 In some language
02:03:00.560 I'd never heard
02:03:01.100 Speaking in tongues
02:03:02.000 Yeah
02:03:02.280 Anybody translating
02:03:03.320 Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo
02:03:04.560 I'm standing there in shock
02:03:06.540 And the witch's boyfriend
02:03:07.900 Tells me
02:03:08.500 Tells me my friend
02:03:09.940 Broke up with her cousin
02:03:11.060 Wait
02:03:11.700 The witch's boyfriend
02:03:13.680 Tells me
02:03:14.400 My friend broke up
02:03:15.560 With her cousin
02:03:16.060 Okay
02:03:16.460 Okay
02:03:17.080 My phone starts ringing
02:03:18.020 Over and over
02:03:18.660 As he tells me
02:03:19.780 My friend fucked up
02:03:21.080 And the witch's
02:03:22.380 Now you're gonna put a curse
02:03:23.480 That's what I hate
02:03:24.100 The other thing about this
02:03:24.900 Witchcraft shit
02:03:25.480 Is so much of it is like
02:03:26.420 Putting a curse
02:03:27.280 On your ex-boyfriend
02:03:28.260 Yeah it's like
02:03:28.760 Leave him alone dog
02:03:29.560 Like you fucking bitter
02:03:30.180 It was probably you
02:03:31.440 Hookers
02:03:32.180 Yeah
02:03:33.180 Maybe if you would
02:03:34.220 Shut the
02:03:35.040 You know
02:03:35.940 Maybe if you
02:03:36.540 If you changed
02:03:37.680 Your invader
02:03:38.660 Zim
02:03:39.080 Panties once in a while
02:03:40.660 Go down
02:03:41.340 Instead of across the road
02:03:42.720 Nasty
02:03:43.420 Nasty
02:03:44.360 It's the smell
02:03:45.620 Of unwashed laundry
02:03:46.880 Oh Brandon W
02:03:47.980 Brought up Snooki
02:03:48.680 From New Jersey
02:03:49.200 By the way
02:03:49.860 Prayers for Snooki
02:03:50.880 From New Jersey
02:03:51.320 She has cancer
02:03:52.020 Oh no
02:03:52.800 What happened to her
02:03:53.960 I don't know
02:03:54.620 She got cancer
02:03:55.320 Probably got too close
02:03:56.660 To a craft
02:03:57.200 Maybe it's all that
02:03:58.320 Sun tanning
02:03:58.940 Could be the sun tanning
02:03:59.920 Damn
02:04:00.440 Alright uh
02:04:01.300 So yeah they're
02:04:02.580 Putting a hex on this dude
02:04:03.600 That's like
02:04:04.180 Actually you know
02:04:04.680 At the Libertarian Party
02:04:05.800 Convention
02:04:06.660 At the main one
02:04:08.000 Years ago
02:04:08.880 I remember this lady
02:04:10.540 Karen uh
02:04:11.660 You would
02:04:12.700 You guys would know her
02:04:13.780 Is that the
02:04:14.240 Pink haired chick
02:04:15.600 Yeah Karen
02:04:16.880 Something or other
02:04:17.560 She's interesting
02:04:18.060 She was following me
02:04:18.860 For a while
02:04:19.360 For whatever reason
02:04:20.080 I have no idea
02:04:20.680 And then I guess
02:04:21.220 I said some vulgar things
02:04:22.520 And eventually
02:04:23.180 She stopped following me
02:04:23.920 She's a witch
02:04:24.400 She was going around
02:04:25.320 With another person
02:04:26.100 And they had tape
02:04:27.000 And they were going
02:04:27.900 To the chairs
02:04:28.600 That some of the people
02:04:29.440 That they didn't like
02:04:30.120 In Libertarian
02:04:30.660 This is how little
02:04:31.580 And how spiteful
02:04:32.820 These people are
02:04:33.400 In Libertarian politics
02:04:34.480 They're going around
02:04:35.140 With tape
02:04:35.560 Getting their hair
02:04:36.320 In order to put
02:04:36.960 Hexes on them later
02:04:37.800 And I laughed at it
02:04:38.780 At the time
02:04:39.160 I was like
02:04:39.440 That's crazy
02:04:40.040 And now I'm like
02:04:41.000 We should
02:04:41.760 You should have assaulted her
02:04:42.940 We should put her
02:04:43.680 In a trash can
02:04:44.420 We should put her to fire
02:04:45.280 Fill her with water
02:04:46.300 Test her with flame
02:04:47.220 Close the lid
02:04:49.020 So they're reading
02:04:51.140 From a book
02:04:51.600 He's standing there
02:04:52.220 In shock
02:04:52.700 And he says
02:04:54.060 That they fucked
02:04:54.520 This guy fucked up
02:04:55.280 Okay
02:04:55.820 My phone starts ringing
02:04:56.660 Over and over
02:04:57.160 And the witch
02:04:58.540 Is putting a hex
02:04:59.240 And a curse
02:04:59.840 On his soul
02:05:00.420 Damn
02:05:00.920 I stand there
02:05:01.820 Speechless
02:05:02.340 And while
02:05:03.400 While my phone
02:05:04.080 Keeps ringing
02:05:04.600 I immediately leave
02:05:06.180 And pull my phone out
02:05:06.980 And see it's my friend's mom
02:05:07.940 Blowing up my phone
02:05:08.920 Matt I paid for that
02:05:11.060 Matt stop coming in here
02:05:11.640 Don't touch that
02:05:12.720 My coconut water
02:05:13.520 Don't touch that
02:05:14.080 What is that
02:05:15.220 You got a collection
02:05:15.780 Of sunglasses
02:05:16.460 Why are you taking
02:05:19.020 Whose sunglasses
02:05:19.740 Do you steal
02:05:20.280 Back to the story
02:05:21.320 Okay well don't come in here
02:05:24.500 If it comes in here
02:05:25.120 It's our business
02:05:25.740 It's our business
02:05:27.000 As soon as it crosses
02:05:27.760 That threshold
02:05:28.360 Our business
02:05:28.900 I like how Matt
02:05:29.680 Has committed to the ears
02:05:30.840 I know
02:05:31.680 It's crazy
02:05:32.220 Nothing
02:05:33.520 No don't say anything
02:05:35.240 That's not nice
02:05:35.740 Stop that
02:05:36.080 He pulls out his phone
02:05:37.020 To see his friend's mom
02:05:38.320 Blowing it up
02:05:39.180 I finally answer
02:05:40.280 And she's crying
02:05:40.900 She said
02:05:41.340 God told her
02:05:42.260 That her child
02:05:42.820 Was in danger
02:05:43.460 Whoa
02:05:44.100 My friend's apartment
02:05:45.980 Was in the same complex
02:05:46.940 So I rushed over
02:05:47.680 To his place
02:05:48.260 And when I arrived
02:05:49.420 I found the
02:05:50.140 I found the door
02:05:51.500 Slightly open
02:05:52.280 I went inside
02:05:53.140 To check on him
02:05:53.740 He wasn't answering
02:05:55.020 Oh boy
02:05:55.700 When I called out for him
02:05:57.020 Uh
02:05:57.840 What did he say
02:05:58.980 He wasn't answering
02:06:00.220 When I called out for him
02:06:01.060 So at this point
02:06:01.620 I'm freaking the fuck out
02:06:02.520 Went room to room
02:06:04.900 And couldn't find him
02:06:05.620 And finally noticing
02:06:06.520 The bathroom door
02:06:07.220 Was closed
02:06:07.820 With the light on
02:06:09.340 I knocked
02:06:10.280 And I called for him
02:06:11.160 But it was nothing
02:06:11.940 But silence
02:06:12.600 Finally
02:06:13.920 Opened the door
02:06:15.240 And found my friend
02:06:15.980 Laying in the bathtub
02:06:16.940 Bottle of pills
02:06:18.020 Scattered about
02:06:19.200 Jeez
02:06:19.900 Wrists lit
02:06:21.000 And he was bleeding out
02:06:22.120 We made too many jokes
02:06:23.040 During this read
02:06:23.740 Yeah this is heavy
02:06:25.220 I wrapped it
02:06:26.160 Matt would be like
02:06:26.780 My soul
02:06:27.280 My spirit
02:06:27.840 My spirit
02:06:28.440 My spirit man
02:06:29.220 Is heavy
02:06:29.620 I can't go into
02:06:30.200 The weekend like this
02:06:31.040 How am I supposed
02:06:31.580 To plant plants
02:06:32.380 And dig dirt
02:06:33.040 No
02:06:33.560 I wrapped a towel
02:06:35.760 Around his wrist
02:06:36.660 And called 911
02:06:37.580 And somehow
02:06:38.260 By the grace of God
02:06:39.180 He managed to survive
02:06:40.000 Also capitalized God
02:06:41.160 So we know who you
02:06:41.760 Talk about
02:06:41.960 Come on man
02:06:42.440 Here I'll capitalize it
02:06:43.500 The cops laughed at me
02:06:45.120 When I told him
02:06:45.680 About the witch
02:06:46.300 My friend was put
02:06:48.060 Into a mental institution
02:06:49.100 After that
02:06:49.540 Because he kept
02:06:50.100 Trying to take
02:06:50.780 His own life
02:06:51.380 Needless to say
02:06:52.880 I never talked
02:06:53.840 To that group
02:06:54.440 Again after that
02:06:55.880 And stayed as far
02:06:57.100 Away from them
02:06:57.640 As I could
02:06:58.120 Damn dude
02:06:59.280 End of story
02:07:00.280 George B
02:07:00.880 What the hell
02:07:02.980 Banger
02:07:04.360 Thank you George
02:07:05.980 That's crazy
02:07:06.280 Dang
02:07:07.760 What do you think
02:07:10.960 About that Nancy
02:07:11.480 I liked it
02:07:14.100 That's a good story
02:07:15.060 Yeah it sounds like
02:07:15.400 Some shit you do Nancy
02:07:16.400 Believe me
02:07:17.100 I did not
02:07:17.560 Of course you'd like that
02:07:18.180 No
02:07:20.180 Just no
02:07:22.280 No I reject the claim
02:07:23.560 I deny the claim
02:07:24.480 Damn man
02:07:24.840 Damn yeah that's heavy
02:07:25.860 I'll tell you what though
02:07:26.860 I don't like witches man
02:07:29.680 I don't like it
02:07:30.460 I don't like witches
02:07:31.560 I don't like it
02:07:32.240 It's sad
02:07:32.660 I don't like how
02:07:33.420 Prevalent it is
02:07:36.140 I don't like the multitude
02:07:37.080 Of witchery
02:07:37.860 That's happening
02:07:39.040 I don't like that word
02:07:40.960 It's a lot of witches
02:07:41.940 I don't like the multitude
02:07:42.920 Of the use
02:07:43.420 Of the word multitude
02:07:44.500 Of the use
02:07:45.140 Of the word multitude
02:07:46.160 dude um no he didn't die sparrow he he survived um but he kept attempting he kept attempting super
02:07:53.540 super super bummer um damn every time my wife opens tiktok sorry my wife there's here somebody
02:08:05.840 sent me this today shout out to schizo friend which talk let's um let me share this i don't
02:08:13.920 know if i should do this should i put this bitch on the screen i'll do it anyway oh no it's fine
02:08:19.440 so some dude sends me this schizo friend sends me this today and uh nephilim witch oh whoa
02:08:30.200 nephilim witch tattoo artist yada yada yada forensic psychology and podcast co-hosts um who's the
02:08:37.040 butcher who the fuck we know him followed by him uh i know who that guy is he's cool if i could just
02:08:42.140 highlight him this guy's cool okay it's not gonna but i mean you know these people are just like so
02:08:48.460 out in the open nephilim witch and like i don't know she has a podcast cool that's great what is
02:08:55.520 the podcast about let's see that yeah look at it forensic so it's about murder of course co-host
02:09:02.140 of and mercy's bitches just love click on it let's see it murder murder mysteries bitches i look i call
02:09:08.140 them bitches no don't say that go to the youtube i want to see how many people follow bitches and
02:09:12.020 murder i don't know they don't have a they don't have a i need to know look there's also the nerdy
02:09:18.300 bog witch yeah thick and mortis it's just another witch that's her yeah it's her it's the same witch
02:09:23.980 it's just like dude it's the same witch same witch they're just no no we have to listen to a little
02:09:27.780 bit of this i need to hear the podcast i can't scroll down scroll down bad if they have video can you
02:09:32.360 make a fucking single clip of your show you dumb fucking no we don't say that to them we we're
02:09:37.780 fans oh look here what's up bitches i promise we have not forgotten about you so they don't even do
02:09:42.920 their show anymore it's it's whatever oh um oh that's your kid blacks i'm not the blacks but yeah
02:09:49.120 man i mean point is they're everywhere they're everywhere and it's um you know in in some ways
02:09:57.560 it's like this stupid aesthetic that nerdy girls who grow up with invader zim used to be into
02:10:04.880 and then when they get to a certain age it's the ironic interest in witchcraft and then it becomes
02:10:13.820 the unironic interest in witchcraft and the next thing you know you've had a slow boil towards full
02:10:21.800 blown witchery and you're now a 30 something 40 something year old woman yeah sparrow says as a
02:10:28.640 woman i hate true crime or murder shit i don't get it based space sparrow good job dude it's uh it's
02:10:36.840 horrifying for you i was actually talking with my my wife about this the other day how like in the 70s
02:10:42.700 you know you start this like uh slasher film thing right and when when that first kicks off and it's
02:10:49.260 been consistent all the way through they do something where they combine naked chicks and tits
02:10:55.540 right and like sexual content and then like slasher murder so for the women you get murder mystery shit
02:11:05.660 and i don't know what it is it's just like just women just love looking into this abyss of of like
02:11:11.120 husbands killing their wives and what the fuck ever and then like on the other side of it it's really
02:11:16.800 for more than just women but women do love this like they love the scream aesthetic right they love
02:11:21.080 like the michael myers thing like there's something called a horror girly which is like one step beneath
02:11:26.140 a witch you know and and they have tattoos of like michael myers and and scream and the knife the
02:11:33.300 butcher's knife but in those films they love combining that gruesome murder with tits and i think what it is
02:11:40.100 is it's like a sex-based trauma ritual where they're traumatizing you with this horrifying shit but only
02:11:45.660 moments before the murder you were bricked up you know because they're showing you tits and and and
02:11:50.640 people are getting down they're getting fucking sexual yeah you know and then the next thing that
02:11:54.720 happens after you're sitting there with this erection the very next thing that happens is
02:11:58.640 fucking murder and it's like i think it's a correlation that's like incredibly unhealthy
02:12:04.420 yeah but it's done on purpose it's a correlation to hijack your uh sexual proclivity and inclinations
02:12:10.540 trying to hijack this boner with murder that's crazy that's crazy i don't like it i hate it the
02:12:16.820 psyops go deep and we don't like witches over here man no dude i'm thinking about uh hitting them
02:12:21.860 with hammers all of them no no we need can't do that we can't some of them no these witches have
02:12:26.580 like strong testimonies after they come out of it oh yeah yeah that's base yeah to be honest you
02:12:30.880 guys are easy to take out of it because it's uh all you got to say is like i agree with the fact
02:12:35.120 that you're engaging with spiritual entities yeah but like they're a bit they're a bit weak-willed
02:12:40.440 and they just need to submit to the father well that's the problem is a lot of them have
02:12:44.320 specifically man hatred they hate submitting to to men yeah and god being masculine they hate that
02:12:50.760 the patriarchy yeah it's all a lie and that's kind of what got you there the sooner you realize that
02:12:55.520 the better that's it that's it that's it they bred with daughters of men and they will do it again
02:13:06.720 the end is written in the book in the pages they forsake
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