Nephilim Death Squad - February 17, 2026


Real Demon & UFO Encounters! | NDS Chronicles


Episode Stats

Length

2 hours and 18 minutes

Words per Minute

209.54396

Word Count

28,920

Sentence Count

1,879

Misogynist Sentences

82

Hate Speech Sentences

116


Summary

In this episode of NDSN Chronicles, Topoliver and co-hosts David Lee Corbo ( ) and Jonny LoQuasto ( ) discuss the latest in the Epstein scandal, and whether or not they think Epstein is the mastermind behind it all.


Transcript

00:00:00.000 It's...
00:00:00.960 Gosh, Top Lobster Productions.
00:00:30.000 Welcome back. Stop talking.
00:00:55.460 Welcome back, ladies and gentlemen, to another episode of NDS Chronicles, a show where we read your supernatural testimony.
00:01:00.480 If you've got a crazy story and you want to send it to us, do it at chronicles at nephilanddeathsquad.com.
00:01:05.800 Also, chroniclesnbs at gmail. I think still works, too.
00:01:08.340 You can introduce me or no?
00:01:10.120 I'm David Lee Corbo, a.k.a. The Raven.
00:01:11.700 That is the dejected Top Lobster who was running audio.
00:01:16.240 Oh, fuck. Oh, no.
00:01:18.420 I told you.
00:01:21.980 What's the matter?
00:01:23.420 Turn your mic up, Raven. Why don't you just turn my mic up? Maybe that'll work.
00:01:26.200 Hold on a second. Maybe we're not even connected.
00:01:27.980 Oh, that could just be it.
00:01:29.660 Oh, we're not.
00:01:31.860 Nancy.
00:01:32.860 This has been it the whole time.
00:01:34.580 How about that?
00:01:34.880 I told you.
00:01:36.120 You called me a spy.
00:01:37.960 So how do I sound?
00:01:39.020 Oh, I sound professional because I'm talking into the...
00:01:41.580 That's what's going...
00:01:42.360 Oh, because you're closer to the MacBook.
00:01:44.920 Okay, we're going to trim this off, right?
00:01:46.440 We'll trim this junk off.
00:01:48.000 Guys, welcome to another episode of NDS Chronicles.
00:01:49.660 I'm flying to Vegas right now.
00:01:50.820 You know what?
00:01:51.260 It doesn't even matter.
00:01:52.000 Who cares?
00:01:52.320 Let's just keep going.
00:01:53.120 And I'm going to choke.
00:01:53.820 That's so funny.
00:01:55.140 We restarted all the expensive equipment like seven times to try to figure out what the issue was.
00:01:59.940 No, that's not what it was the entire time.
00:02:01.540 There was static.
00:02:02.480 There was like weird stuff.
00:02:03.620 It was the demons.
00:02:04.960 The demons?
00:02:05.740 The demons.
00:02:06.440 Those are the things that are in the technology.
00:02:07.460 Well, you guys may be over the target on something that people don't want you to talk about.
00:02:10.660 We're not going to talk about it.
00:02:11.540 We're done talking about it.
00:02:12.760 This is not what this episode's about, so stop it.
00:02:14.860 Who owns Roadcaster?
00:02:16.180 A Jew.
00:02:16.920 Are they on FC?
00:02:17.960 Either that or Timothy Albarino.
00:02:19.340 So, guys, you know the deal.
00:02:21.380 NDS Chronicles.
00:02:22.820 We are in it to win it.
00:02:24.460 And in a minute, go.
00:02:27.420 What?
00:02:27.960 I don't know.
00:02:28.540 We're going to read some stories to you guys.
00:02:30.040 Are you excited?
00:02:30.800 Topper, we haven't done this in a long time.
00:02:32.660 I don't know how to read.
00:02:33.360 I'm not going to talk about why, but we haven't.
00:02:35.900 Well, your heart's been too heavy.
00:02:38.460 No, that's not the case.
00:02:39.800 Jonathan says, trim off the foreskin.
00:02:42.260 We've been very busy.
00:02:44.920 We've been very busy lately.
00:02:46.940 We have.
00:02:47.360 We've been doing a lot of shows.
00:02:48.360 A lot of shows.
00:02:49.340 Which has been nice.
00:02:50.380 A lot of speculating.
00:02:53.180 Not really.
00:02:53.720 Well, the Epstein thing has been fascinating.
00:02:56.540 And we've been kind of bonking that apple.
00:02:59.500 Yeah.
00:02:59.780 Yeah.
00:03:00.900 And it is a little gassy.
00:03:05.900 It is apparent to me that this drop is so unlikely that Epstein would be the mastermind
00:03:13.740 or associated with every single conspiracy.
00:03:15.400 Hold on.
00:03:15.620 What do you think about it, Matt?
00:03:16.560 Yeah.
00:03:16.780 We haven't even talked to you.
00:03:18.140 I just think it's like the dumbest thing, bro.
00:03:20.880 It's like, so when did the Epstein files first become a thing?
00:03:23.480 Five years ago?
00:03:24.300 Wait.
00:03:24.580 So they're fucking kids?
00:03:25.760 That's dumb.
00:03:26.340 I'm not doing this.
00:03:27.040 Like, as soon as I say it and you guys are like, yeah, Matt, you just don't get it.
00:03:29.820 I don't even get to say my point anymore before you say I don't get it.
00:03:32.300 All right.
00:03:32.500 Go ahead.
00:03:32.960 Fine.
00:03:33.140 I'll make fun of you later.
00:03:34.740 My point was just that, like, so this was like, when did he get hung?
00:03:40.000 Five years ago?
00:03:41.480 It was like, what was in the news?
00:03:43.020 Yeah.
00:03:43.460 Five.
00:03:43.740 Yeah.
00:03:43.760 Five.
00:03:44.080 Six years ago.
00:03:45.060 It was in the 2019.
00:03:46.260 Five years ago.
00:03:46.920 Like, what was everybody willing to accept five years ago?
00:03:50.460 How long did we just, like, let this thing unfold and go on?
00:03:54.420 He was hung.
00:03:55.300 And was it going to involve the Republicans?
00:03:58.020 Was it going to involve the Democrats?
00:03:59.320 Was it going to involve all this?
00:04:00.220 Now it's aliens.
00:04:00.920 Now there's, like, stuff about aliens in it.
00:04:02.580 Five years ago, nobody was going to talk about aliens.
00:04:04.580 No, they did.
00:04:05.140 So they just waited now.
00:04:06.060 Five years ago is about the time frame.
00:04:07.720 Six years ago is about the time frame where Hillary Clinton starts coming up in this whole
00:04:11.060 Epstein conversation.
00:04:11.940 And then all of a sudden, her and John Podesta, who's also associated with the whole thing,
00:04:16.260 come out and start coining the term UAP.
00:04:18.420 Fair enough.
00:04:18.760 And get that conversation started.
00:04:19.880 Fair enough.
00:04:20.340 I'm just saying, we're way further down the road now.
00:04:22.960 There's this thing.
00:04:24.120 I don't know.
00:04:24.520 We saw a guy before.
00:04:26.040 He did actually a coverage of it.
00:04:28.020 This video called documentary called Disclosure.
00:04:31.840 Age of Disclosure.
00:04:32.660 Yeah.
00:04:32.880 So now there's, like, that.
00:04:34.080 There's that.
00:04:34.760 It's coming out.
00:04:35.580 I guess there's this guy called Spielberg.
00:04:37.200 He's got an aliens movie coming out.
00:04:38.900 It's, like, high and hot.
00:04:40.220 And then, boom, the Epstein files have aliens in it now.
00:04:42.660 It's like, well, who's...
00:04:43.520 So you're telling me, like, there's a government that created this whole file about this guy
00:04:47.520 called Epstein, and that same government is the ones, like, releasing it to the masses
00:04:51.580 now?
00:04:52.100 I'm just saying, like, all that just sounds crazy.
00:04:54.180 Like, whatever...
00:04:54.840 What you don't understand is that there's good guys and there's bad guys, okay?
00:04:57.300 And they wear black hats.
00:04:58.240 They wear black hats.
00:04:58.880 Oh, look for another Q drop.
00:05:00.340 And you've got to pick a side, okay?
00:05:01.860 And the sides...
00:05:02.460 Which pedophile do you want to be on the side of?
00:05:04.020 Okay, so, yeah.
00:05:04.780 Pick a pedophile.
00:05:05.620 It's just, like, this is...
00:05:06.620 Like, all the stories...
00:05:07.700 Like, you guys bring me these stories, and then we talk about this side of the story or that side
00:05:11.020 of the story.
00:05:11.320 I'm always saying, like, well, who's feeding us the story?
00:05:15.260 Jews.
00:05:16.380 There we go.
00:05:17.280 That's what the J stands for in DOJ.
00:05:19.120 That's a great one, too, though.
00:05:20.000 It's the Department of Jews.
00:05:21.040 Two years ago, nobody came in the coffee shop talking about Jews.
00:05:24.120 Yeah, because you're in Florida.
00:05:25.320 All of a sudden...
00:05:26.180 Because it's illegal.
00:05:27.040 If he was on the east coast of Florida in Boca, they'd be here to come out.
00:05:29.680 I'm saying, two years ago, boom, it skyrockets.
00:05:32.180 Everybody's talking about it.
00:05:33.120 Don't care which side.
00:05:34.200 Don't care which side.
00:05:35.380 Who's feeding the narrative that all of a sudden that's this big thing that everybody's talking
00:05:39.560 about?
00:05:39.940 That's my only observation.
00:05:40.660 That's a long-winded version of the observation I just made.
00:05:45.760 Fair enough.
00:05:46.580 All right.
00:05:47.080 All right.
00:05:47.380 So what are we thinking, though?
00:05:48.700 Epstein, is this legit?
00:05:50.180 Do you like what's happening?
00:05:51.420 Are you a fan of it?
00:05:52.620 I have no clue what's happening unless you guys send it to me.
00:05:55.600 Nobody comes in the shop talking about it?
00:05:57.680 No.
00:05:58.040 It hasn't gotten to that degree yet.
00:05:59.300 Uh-uh.
00:05:59.700 It hasn't gotten to that degree.
00:06:00.780 I think that's...
00:06:01.400 You're our canary in the coffee shop.
00:06:03.280 Canary in the coffee shop.
00:06:04.100 Dude, I think a coffee shop is a very good way to gauge society.
00:06:07.780 Yeah.
00:06:08.160 Yeah.
00:06:08.780 I've been saying that it's not going to really hit the mainstream yet.
00:06:11.740 The way I look at it is, yeah, the DOJ releases these files.
00:06:15.120 Make of it what you will.
00:06:16.560 I don't know.
00:06:17.100 I made a tweet about it.
00:06:18.080 I said, I don't think this is real.
00:06:20.120 I'm not saying that 100% of it is fake.
00:06:21.880 I'm saying certainly there's some percentage of this that is not real,
00:06:24.700 fabricated by AI, planted there on purpose.
00:06:27.600 Maybe there's some truth mixed up in it.
00:06:29.940 But I do think that the point is for people like us to pick up this narrative,
00:06:34.840 pick it apart.
00:06:35.820 Eventually, thank you for removing the chat.
00:06:37.560 Thank you so much.
00:06:38.080 No, I just said, like, I sound like AI.
00:06:39.780 I was just checking if I sound like AI.
00:06:42.140 I was saying, like, it sounded like I was in a big room.
00:06:44.860 No, it doesn't sound like you're in a big room.
00:06:46.100 Sorry to cut you off.
00:06:46.660 It's a very little room.
00:06:47.440 And guys like us, shows like ours are meant to pick this apart
00:06:52.600 until basically the cream rises to the top.
00:06:55.220 The most compelling elements of this DOJ drop are going to be refined by us.
00:07:00.640 We're basically unpaid feds, I guess, right?
00:07:03.740 I mean, that's how I'm looking at it.
00:07:05.400 And then the narrative will kind of reveal itself through our scrutiny
00:07:09.620 and other shows like ours and bigger ones, smaller ones, all that.
00:07:13.140 And then eventually that version of events will get passed on to the general public.
00:07:17.120 Then you'll start to hear it in the shop.
00:07:19.060 My question is, what then?
00:07:22.700 Conspiracy theorists get a sense of vindication.
00:07:25.200 We're meant to feel vindicated.
00:07:26.460 I don't trust that.
00:07:27.040 Can I ask something real quick?
00:07:28.280 Go ahead.
00:07:28.820 So is it possible then that it took five years to just kind of see
00:07:32.460 what the podcasters did with all the information,
00:07:35.780 which way society was going to shake out,
00:07:37.780 how they felt about this and that,
00:07:39.500 and just like a five-year massage of the details before they're like,
00:07:42.200 okay, now it's time to put it out?
00:07:44.100 No.
00:07:44.400 The way I've been looking at it is I was saying,
00:07:47.200 we used to do a show called Dangerous Retards.
00:07:49.360 And I would say on that show,
00:07:50.660 like you're going to see this QAnon shit come to pass.
00:07:53.280 I don't know when it's going to come to pass,
00:07:54.860 but it'll happen when the next scene is prepared.
00:08:00.160 It's a plot device.
00:08:01.060 It's a big major plot device,
00:08:02.320 the Epstein files and the QAnon shit.
00:08:04.100 And that'll come to a head when they're ready for whatever the next scene is.
00:08:09.040 So last time they shut the world down,
00:08:10.840 and we've been saying this on the show,
00:08:11.720 last time they shut the world down,
00:08:13.440 this time I imagine it's going to be something of a worldwide event.
00:08:17.380 It's interesting.
00:08:17.880 China's coming out.
00:08:19.200 They've now said that child molestation is punishable by death.
00:08:23.780 They're also making it illegal to invest in any companies in Israel.
00:08:27.540 Yeah.
00:08:27.780 So this thing is the linchpin.
00:08:30.660 Well, very much Epstein is in all the things.
00:08:33.100 The maximum Jew hatred, what the fuck is that?
00:08:36.920 The maximum Jew noticing comes from this.
00:08:40.140 The complete failure of any sort of, what would you call it?
00:08:44.640 Trust in institutions, government institutions, media institutions,
00:08:47.780 like all that.
00:08:48.420 This is the last thing.
00:08:49.440 This is the straw that breaks the camel's back.
00:08:51.300 I'm just looking at it like what comes next.
00:08:53.340 Well, maybe like if the economy collapsed tomorrow,
00:08:56.060 like full-on worldwide economic collapse,
00:08:58.020 there's nobody in the economic world that like studies that,
00:09:00.760 that would be in shock.
00:09:01.560 Like all of those people are always saying that.
00:09:03.900 You alluded to something on one of your shows about alien disclosure
00:09:07.580 was going to shut down the Bank of England.
00:09:09.920 Yeah, we were like that.
00:09:10.760 That's what, I forget what her name is.
00:09:13.360 McCaw, McCraft, McCraft.
00:09:15.740 Some lady from England was saying,
00:09:18.740 she's a politician,
00:09:19.380 she's saying that the banks need to prepare
00:09:20.660 for the inevitable collapse of the economy
00:09:23.620 when disclosure happens.
00:09:25.400 So, yeah.
00:09:25.840 But that's like the collapse of society.
00:09:27.620 You know what I'm saying?
00:09:28.180 Like if economies collapse,
00:09:29.700 that's how like you lose wars.
00:09:31.340 You know what I'm saying?
00:09:31.720 You'd be winning at war,
00:09:32.640 your economy collapses,
00:09:33.620 boom, now you're losing war.
00:09:34.820 Like the economy kind of is the lifeblood of everything.
00:09:38.620 So worldwide collapse could happen.
00:09:40.640 That's the word though, worldwide collapse.
00:09:42.800 I think it's a full collapse of like the world economy
00:09:45.960 and a consolidation under one.
00:09:47.800 This is, you know,
00:09:48.300 what Alex Jones was screaming about for all those.
00:09:50.160 People should have a food for us, bro.
00:09:51.760 It was interesting.
00:09:52.460 I was telling you a while ago
00:09:54.240 that Bitcoin was crashing.
00:09:55.460 And you're like,
00:09:55.660 what do you mean it's crashing?
00:09:56.460 And I was like,
00:09:56.780 I saw this trend.
00:09:58.200 You remember that?
00:09:58.660 It was a couple of weeks ago.
00:09:59.300 This was before the Epstein thing.
00:10:00.140 And I was like,
00:10:00.640 I see a trend that's not usual in what it's doing.
00:10:02.760 And now it's gotten like,
00:10:04.000 it's been cut in half.
00:10:05.040 Yeah, this is the same time you guys were saying.
00:10:06.600 Gold and silver too though.
00:10:07.260 Like in one day, gold lost,
00:10:09.200 maybe it was gold and silver combined,
00:10:11.180 but there was $15 trillion gone, dude.
00:10:13.560 And it didn't go.
00:10:14.800 It wasn't like the stock market went up.
00:10:16.880 Like there was that huge of a loss of dollars,
00:10:19.100 but it didn't go into anything else.
00:10:21.200 Matt, were we having a conversation recently
00:10:22.640 where you said you don't think
00:10:23.740 all the gold is out of Fort Knox?
00:10:25.840 I don't know.
00:10:26.280 Was that you?
00:10:27.180 Uh-uh.
00:10:27.520 No, okay.
00:10:28.100 We were talking to somebody
00:10:29.420 or I heard somebody say like,
00:10:31.080 I doubt all the gold is actually gone.
00:10:32.700 I don't think there's as much as people think there is.
00:10:34.860 Within the files,
00:10:35.700 there's also this mention of like,
00:10:37.260 all the gold from Fort Knox is gone.
00:10:39.180 Oh, there is?
00:10:39.720 I might be intrigued in the Epstein files now.
00:10:41.860 It's a bizarre,
00:10:43.260 whatever the Epstein files are,
00:10:45.280 it is a plot device
00:10:47.120 for a really compelling narrative.
00:10:48.820 But how is this dude like,
00:10:50.620 it's just addressing everything?
00:10:53.200 Yeah.
00:10:53.780 9-11.
00:10:54.560 It's addressing everything?
00:10:55.360 Israel did 9-11.
00:10:56.680 Everything, yeah.
00:10:57.580 Like it's all in there.
00:10:58.580 How is all that in a story of a guy
00:11:00.320 who like had an island
00:11:01.540 and they're humping little kids?
00:11:02.780 It's fucking not.
00:11:03.460 Like everything.
00:11:04.440 That's what I'm saying.
00:11:05.080 So the question is,
00:11:06.180 why on earth would you want people,
00:11:08.160 psychopaths like me to feel vindicated?
00:11:10.760 Well, they just want to control the narrative
00:11:13.420 and enough psychopaths like you
00:11:15.000 have gotten out there
00:11:17.140 to where people are like,
00:11:18.020 damn, this psychopath might be right.
00:11:19.700 So that means that psychopaths like us
00:11:21.620 are going to be instrumental
00:11:22.320 in what?
00:11:23.200 Guiding the public's opinion
00:11:24.420 as we go forward into this next thing?
00:11:26.080 I don't think you're a psychopath too.
00:11:27.440 I was just...
00:11:27.820 No, no, no.
00:11:28.420 But you know what I'm saying?
00:11:29.320 Like conspiracy theories, whatever.
00:11:31.160 Right?
00:11:31.380 Because there's the unwashed masses,
00:11:34.280 the moronic lemmings
00:11:35.880 who go in whatever direction
00:11:36.960 the government says.
00:11:37.640 I think it's always just a matter
00:11:39.380 of changing and framing reality, right?
00:11:42.320 When we talk about your faith,
00:11:43.660 like when we say faith
00:11:45.180 is a substance of things hoped for,
00:11:46.620 the evidence of things unseen,
00:11:47.980 like faith is your view of reality
00:11:51.000 based on the word of God.
00:11:52.940 Like that's what reality is to you.
00:11:55.080 The word of God.
00:11:56.120 That encapsulates reality, right?
00:11:58.760 What this one world order
00:12:00.480 or whatever you want to call it
00:12:01.180 is trying to do is shape reality.
00:12:03.860 Like if they can say things like
00:12:05.160 a child was born with a wiener,
00:12:06.960 but they're actually a girl,
00:12:08.220 dude, they can just,
00:12:08.980 you can just erase reality
00:12:10.140 at a certain point.
00:12:11.020 You just like nothing's like real.
00:12:12.920 And so what they're,
00:12:13.740 it just seems like what they're trying to do
00:12:15.280 is shape reality.
00:12:17.080 And somehow some guy
00:12:18.460 who was humping little kids
00:12:19.460 on an island with Clinton
00:12:20.660 and whoever else,
00:12:21.660 he's involved in everything.
00:12:22.240 Or somehow like this file,
00:12:25.160 this top secret file
00:12:26.440 that our government created
00:12:28.340 and now the same government's releasing
00:12:30.580 is like has all of these things in it
00:12:33.460 just shaping people's view of reality.
00:12:36.000 There's a homie that was on the show.
00:12:37.400 Remember Human Vibration?
00:12:38.840 Yeah.
00:12:39.060 She's a little bit crazy.
00:12:40.340 We did the JonBenet Ramsey thing.
00:12:41.800 I think she was really over the target.
00:12:43.460 She's been saying that Epstein's not even real
00:12:45.500 and that this is a fabricated bag.
00:12:48.200 I didn't never existed at all.
00:12:49.980 I tend to disagree with that.
00:12:51.280 But mostly because of the Rupert Sheldrake thing
00:12:53.880 where it's like we,
00:12:55.180 we were going to have a guy on,
00:12:56.940 he declined coming on,
00:12:57.820 but we had a correspondence with him
00:12:58.940 and this guy is communicating with him.
00:13:02.280 Avi Loeb,
00:13:03.420 he's a little bit of a weird character,
00:13:04.580 but even he's got to like answer
00:13:06.020 for his communications.
00:13:06.920 Like it seems like a real dude.
00:13:08.800 I don't think Epstein was a,
00:13:10.180 was a complete fabrication.
00:13:11.220 He had to be a real human, dude.
00:13:12.560 Did Topp get in an argument with him
00:13:13.840 in the street in New York one time?
00:13:15.000 I'm pretty sure that happened.
00:13:15.900 Yeah.
00:13:16.260 They do.
00:13:17.000 Is that the one that pulled around
00:13:17.980 and snatched those two Jewish kids?
00:13:19.080 He took a handful of change from my car
00:13:20.920 and I'm going to give that back.
00:13:22.180 But I mean,
00:13:22.960 I think the guy's real,
00:13:24.100 but I think he's become this
00:13:25.820 larger than life scapegoat.
00:13:29.400 And,
00:13:29.980 but it's not a scapegoat.
00:13:31.200 It's not just like you're blaming him
00:13:32.700 for every conspiracy under the sun.
00:13:34.780 You're using him to show us
00:13:36.600 that every conspiracy under the sun
00:13:37.920 was real.
00:13:39.240 That's weird.
00:13:39.960 That's really weird.
00:13:41.060 Why is this dude the platform?
00:13:42.620 What's also weird is like,
00:13:43.840 and why did they make everybody
00:13:45.380 beg for the Epstein files?
00:13:46.880 That was another weird thing.
00:13:47.960 They were going to come out
00:13:48.780 and then they didn't.
00:13:49.700 And then you got to beg for him
00:13:50.780 in the new Zootopia to
00:13:52.220 follow me here.
00:13:53.960 No,
00:13:54.180 no,
00:13:54.300 no track.
00:13:55.540 It's a children's movie,
00:13:56.680 but they're kind of like
00:13:57.680 they frame the good guy
00:13:59.640 and the truth teller.
00:14:02.220 It's a beaver.
00:14:03.340 That is a conspiracy theorist beaver.
00:14:05.400 Yeah,
00:14:05.960 but also as a podcast.
00:14:08.180 That's fascinating.
00:14:09.560 Is this true?
00:14:10.640 Yeah,
00:14:10.900 yeah,
00:14:11.020 it's a real movie.
00:14:11.800 What a slap in the dick.
00:14:12.740 I mean,
00:14:12.880 that's just so insulting
00:14:13.860 when you.
00:14:14.480 It's what it is,
00:14:14.960 but she's the one
00:14:15.760 that has to like
00:14:16.820 go ahead and
00:14:17.980 help them
00:14:19.440 uncover the truth
00:14:20.620 as they try to.
00:14:22.140 I forget exactly
00:14:22.660 what they're doing,
00:14:23.500 but yeah,
00:14:24.000 no,
00:14:24.120 it's like that's the frame
00:14:25.120 of the narrative.
00:14:25.680 So it's like
00:14:26.120 now the podcasters
00:14:27.580 have been given
00:14:28.360 that's like your point.
00:14:29.900 Yeah,
00:14:30.060 yeah,
00:14:30.720 we've been given
00:14:31.200 Epstein files,
00:14:31.920 but it's not
00:14:32.700 it's not you and me.
00:14:33.780 There's going to be
00:14:34.300 a hand selected.
00:14:35.340 Oh,
00:14:35.540 yeah,
00:14:36.240 there's better ones.
00:14:37.160 Well,
00:14:37.600 I mean,
00:14:38.220 well,
00:14:38.400 you know,
00:14:38.620 now you have
00:14:39.200 Candace Owens
00:14:39.780 who's talking about
00:14:40.580 Nimrod and the
00:14:41.340 Nephilim Giants.
00:14:42.480 Well,
00:14:42.660 you know what it is?
00:14:43.220 I think the line
00:14:43.960 is like if you get
00:14:44.700 the Epstein files
00:14:45.440 and you go look,
00:14:46.080 look,
00:14:46.240 look,
00:14:46.800 vindicated,
00:14:47.260 vindicated,
00:14:47.700 vindicated.
00:14:48.420 What we're doing
00:14:49.300 is we're getting
00:14:49.740 the Epstein files
00:14:50.500 and we're resisting
00:14:51.400 that feeling of
00:14:52.220 vindication and going,
00:14:53.060 wait,
00:14:53.180 there's something
00:14:53.540 I'm like this.
00:14:54.280 Personally,
00:14:54.680 I'm going there's
00:14:55.640 something I'm missing.
00:14:56.660 They they're leading
00:14:57.600 me.
00:14:57.900 They're corralling
00:14:59.060 me into a pen
00:14:59.840 and that pen
00:15:00.320 is the pen of
00:15:00.840 vindication
00:15:01.240 where I stand in
00:15:01.880 there and I celebrate
00:15:03.120 been telling you
00:15:03.940 this year for all
00:15:04.620 this time should
00:15:05.200 have listened to me
00:15:05.780 and instead I'm like,
00:15:07.060 no,
00:15:07.280 something's wrong.
00:15:08.180 So it's multi-level
00:15:08.880 then that's for you
00:15:10.000 for like a guy on
00:15:10.880 that level.
00:15:11.500 But for the masses,
00:15:12.520 it's vindicated
00:15:13.900 conspiracy theorists.
00:15:14.980 Well,
00:15:15.040 for the masses,
00:15:15.660 it's just the shaping
00:15:16.700 of reality.
00:15:17.660 And it's just,
00:15:18.940 it's just shaping
00:15:19.820 for the,
00:15:20.320 hey,
00:15:20.760 you never like this
00:15:21.660 would have sounded
00:15:22.080 crazy five years ago.
00:15:23.240 But just so you know,
00:15:24.200 this is reality.
00:15:25.460 I have heard a couple
00:15:26.280 of people say movie
00:15:27.220 that that shows you
00:15:28.740 look at the beaver.
00:15:29.700 The beaver is a good
00:15:30.460 guy.
00:15:31.160 They're also a podcaster
00:15:32.200 kind of quirky.
00:15:33.280 Look at them in their
00:15:33.960 room doing a blog.
00:15:35.340 Yeah,
00:15:35.680 I swear it's like she
00:15:37.480 was she was doing what
00:15:38.520 was the equivalent of
00:15:39.560 the Epstein files because
00:15:40.460 like they're like,
00:15:40.960 oh,
00:15:41.040 look at her 10 years
00:15:41.800 ago.
00:15:42.000 She's talking about
00:15:42.680 this sort of thing.
00:15:43.560 And it was like,
00:15:44.500 I don't know,
00:15:44.920 some conspiracy.
00:15:45.800 Actually,
00:15:46.080 what was it?
00:15:46.800 Very interesting
00:15:47.320 conspiracy about the
00:15:49.600 cats in Zootopia
00:15:50.820 that they have sex
00:15:51.580 with the kittens.
00:15:52.400 No,
00:15:52.560 they're like,
00:15:52.940 well,
00:15:53.020 they're freezing out
00:15:54.060 other.
00:15:55.260 They're freezing out
00:15:56.140 like parts of Zootopia
00:15:57.960 saying,
00:15:58.840 oh,
00:15:58.880 the weather is changing,
00:15:59.700 but really they're
00:16:00.320 making it more
00:16:00.940 habitable for themselves
00:16:02.120 and they're expanding
00:16:02.820 their territory.
00:16:03.800 So it's weather
00:16:04.260 manipulation,
00:16:05.080 weather manipulation.
00:16:05.980 Yeah,
00:16:06.080 it's crazy stuff.
00:16:07.060 And this little beaver
00:16:07.840 has been on to them
00:16:08.400 for a while.
00:16:08.780 And then they go,
00:16:09.760 oh,
00:16:10.020 you know,
00:16:10.220 she's been discarded
00:16:10.880 for so long
00:16:11.540 and she's a crazy
00:16:12.200 person.
00:16:12.580 And then,
00:16:13.520 oh,
00:16:13.620 look,
00:16:13.780 she's actually right.
00:16:14.600 And now she's
00:16:15.100 vindicated and celebrated
00:16:16.140 at the end.
00:16:17.000 I was like,
00:16:18.120 she's just like me.
00:16:19.540 Should we change
00:16:20.080 Matt's name from
00:16:20.900 gator to beaver?
00:16:21.740 Beaver.
00:16:22.100 I like beaver.
00:16:22.760 Yeah,
00:16:22.900 beaver feels a little
00:16:23.620 bit more.
00:16:23.920 What's an animal
00:16:24.420 with ears?
00:16:26.240 Elphalence.
00:16:26.760 Rabbit?
00:16:27.200 Elephants are men
00:16:27.900 that were transformed
00:16:29.780 after the Tower of Babel.
00:16:31.100 Not doing this.
00:16:31.940 All right.
00:16:32.400 Why don't we get into
00:16:33.040 some of these stories?
00:16:33.900 Matt,
00:16:34.180 you know how to read,
00:16:34.780 right?
00:16:34.960 He knows how to read.
00:16:35.720 He never lets me read.
00:16:37.040 No,
00:16:37.260 I don't like when you read.
00:16:37.980 Let me read,
00:16:38.340 which is fair.
00:16:39.040 I want to read one.
00:16:40.220 Okay,
00:16:40.480 you could read.
00:16:40.860 I want to read this one
00:16:41.740 because it's aimed at me.
00:16:45.300 This one comes from Katie.
00:16:47.640 And hello,
00:16:48.860 Katie.
00:16:49.420 And apparently she thinks
00:16:50.760 she saw the same scary demon
00:16:52.500 that I saw.
00:16:53.920 That who saw?
00:16:55.100 That I saw.
00:16:55.680 That he saw.
00:16:56.240 That you thought was
00:16:56.900 a little black baby?
00:16:57.860 Not that one.
00:16:58.620 Jacob and Esau.
00:17:01.820 He tells me nothing.
00:17:03.040 Like,
00:17:03.180 I got to find out from Alvarino
00:17:04.220 like all of his stories
00:17:05.260 about aliens
00:17:05.840 and I know nothing about it.
00:17:07.280 Hey,
00:17:07.460 sit down and hear all my stuff.
00:17:09.260 You never tell me anything,
00:17:10.540 though.
00:17:11.040 I think I saw.
00:17:11.620 We have one hour conversations
00:17:12.840 on the phone
00:17:13.300 on a somewhat regular basis.
00:17:14.680 They've slowed down.
00:17:15.160 It's mostly just about
00:17:15.980 like how we're just
00:17:17.880 super tenacious
00:17:19.260 and we won't stop
00:17:20.160 going after Timothy Alvarino.
00:17:21.720 And you guys got to stop.
00:17:22.900 He's like,
00:17:23.280 my spirit's so heavy
00:17:24.320 and he won't stop texting me.
00:17:26.080 He's texting all of our.
00:17:27.020 It's funny too
00:17:27.600 because he's shaming you
00:17:29.040 to a degree.
00:17:29.720 He's like,
00:17:30.080 oh,
00:17:30.360 associating with these guys.
00:17:31.940 This guy is going around
00:17:33.220 and he's telling everybody
00:17:34.300 not to associate with us.
00:17:35.640 He's going to extreme ends
00:17:37.260 to do this.
00:17:37.740 It's kind of remarkable.
00:17:38.440 Okay.
00:17:38.560 It's kind of beautiful.
00:17:41.460 It is beautiful.
00:17:42.140 I've never experienced that
00:17:43.100 where people are getting
00:17:43.720 personal phone calls
00:17:44.680 being like,
00:17:45.200 don't talk to these guys.
00:17:46.680 Does this qualify as harassment?
00:17:48.240 It doesn't qualify as harassment.
00:17:49.580 It's like damage control,
00:17:51.220 gatekeeping.
00:17:52.220 I feel harassed.
00:17:53.140 Okay.
00:17:53.400 Can we just get into the story?
00:17:54.460 I feel harangued.
00:17:55.420 No, you don't.
00:17:56.260 You love it.
00:17:57.160 Is it orangutan or orangutan?
00:18:00.560 Orangutan too.
00:18:01.240 I'm done with this.
00:18:02.060 Because remember
00:18:02.600 when they had the,
00:18:03.560 remember the orange drink?
00:18:04.680 What was the orange drink
00:18:05.400 called when we were kids?
00:18:06.740 Oh, purple drink.
00:18:07.940 That's purple.
00:18:08.940 Yeah.
00:18:09.480 Orange crush.
00:18:10.400 It was called Tang.
00:18:11.380 Remember Tang?
00:18:11.940 It was powder?
00:18:12.580 It was Tang, yeah.
00:18:13.160 And it was Tang
00:18:14.160 because orangutan.
00:18:15.980 Hmm?
00:18:17.300 It was the mascot.
00:18:18.400 Was it orangutan?
00:18:19.620 You lost the plot, guys.
00:18:20.980 I remember that, bro.
00:18:21.560 I remember.
00:18:22.160 It wasn't orangutan.
00:18:23.180 Okay, there's the plot.
00:18:24.360 Yeah, it was an orangutan
00:18:25.320 and he was an astronaut.
00:18:26.920 He was an astronaut.
00:18:27.760 So why would you call it?
00:18:28.680 Your mother's an astronaut.
00:18:29.940 Why would you call it orangutan?
00:18:30.960 That's from White Man Can't Jump.
00:18:32.160 That was a classic one.
00:18:32.740 And then all of a sudden
00:18:33.420 now it's orangutan?
00:18:35.540 I don't know, man.
00:18:36.480 They changed some shit.
00:18:37.580 They'd be changing shit.
00:18:38.200 Let's hear some wild ass
00:18:39.040 alien demon stories.
00:18:39.820 I think I saw the same
00:18:40.660 scary demon.
00:18:41.380 You should sell Tang up there.
00:18:42.000 Oh, you should sell Tang.
00:18:42.860 Do they still sell Tang?
00:18:44.020 Guys, if anybody wants
00:18:45.040 a standard coffee shop,
00:18:46.060 send us a case of Tang.
00:18:47.860 It's probably poison,
00:18:48.700 to be honest.
00:18:49.220 It's goyslop for sure.
00:18:50.260 Blap, blap, blap, blap, blap.
00:18:51.960 Hi, guys.
00:18:52.540 Hi, Nancy.
00:18:53.120 Hi, Nancy.
00:18:53.720 Hi, guys.
00:18:54.500 Who are you talking to?
00:18:55.380 This is what they said
00:18:56.020 in the thing.
00:18:56.820 Four years ago,
00:18:57.420 something happened to me
00:18:58.100 that I can't debunk.
00:18:59.900 It never happened again.
00:19:01.220 Praise Jesus.
00:19:02.280 Praise Jesus.
00:19:03.820 I was living a life
00:19:04.800 full of resentment.
00:19:05.560 What are you doing over there?
00:19:06.320 I'm picking that.
00:19:06.940 Okay, I thought you were
00:19:08.040 for some reason in my peripheral.
00:19:09.100 I thought you were doing this.
00:19:12.320 What's going on, bro?
00:19:13.520 There's a hair on my microphone.
00:19:15.040 That's gross, man.
00:19:16.220 Okay, I was living a life
00:19:17.720 full of resentment
00:19:18.300 towards life and my existence.
00:19:21.040 My son's dad and I broke up.
00:19:23.660 He got clean,
00:19:24.960 but years of him overdosing
00:19:26.720 made me lose attraction to him.
00:19:28.220 Yeah, it's not good.
00:19:29.060 It's hard to be attracted to people
00:19:30.140 when they shit their pants.
00:19:31.180 I guess you can overdose
00:19:31.620 more than once.
00:19:32.760 Yeah, overdose doesn't mean death.
00:19:34.600 It just means like...
00:19:35.600 You got close.
00:19:36.300 You got blapped up,
00:19:37.400 probably hospitalized,
00:19:38.640 that kind of a deal.
00:19:39.520 Get a little Narcan in your booty.
00:19:40.980 It's rough, man.
00:19:41.940 Yeah.
00:19:43.500 I was going through the motions
00:19:44.880 during the day
00:19:45.440 trying to reach my son
00:19:46.480 feeling like a failure.
00:19:48.040 I started to think
00:19:48.840 I was bad for him.
00:19:50.760 When I was pregnant with him,
00:19:51.960 I remember a thought
00:19:53.020 came into my head.
00:19:54.600 It said,
00:19:55.460 if you love him
00:19:56.420 in the womb,
00:19:57.860 he will die.
00:19:58.720 If you love him in the womb,
00:20:06.320 he will die.
00:20:06.820 What does that mean?
00:20:07.520 That's interesting.
00:20:08.900 I love him oodles
00:20:10.220 even when he was in my womb,
00:20:12.400 but I was careful
00:20:13.360 not to express
00:20:14.380 too much emotion
00:20:15.540 while he was in my womb
00:20:17.000 just in case.
00:20:17.840 Okay, so we read that
00:20:18.620 the right way.
00:20:19.100 If you love him in the womb,
00:20:20.460 he will die.
00:20:21.460 And so she started to curb
00:20:22.580 the expression of that love.
00:20:24.500 After me and his dad split,
00:20:25.760 I had full custody,
00:20:27.680 but let,
00:20:28.680 firstly,
00:20:29.160 I guess we could say James.
00:20:30.080 She said James.
00:20:30.920 James get him
00:20:31.520 about a third of the time.
00:20:33.520 He was a good dad.
00:20:35.040 Now,
00:20:35.540 and I don't want to say,
00:20:37.940 I think that's probably
00:20:39.340 the kid's name.
00:20:40.240 I'm not going to say
00:20:40.640 the kid's name.
00:20:41.140 And the kid loved him.
00:20:43.260 When he was at his dad's,
00:20:45.940 I would take Xanax.
00:20:47.180 I was prescribed.
00:20:48.500 Shit.
00:20:48.900 This is fucking dark.
00:20:51.680 I would overtake it sometimes.
00:20:53.680 Sometimes I could sleep
00:20:55.200 through my misery
00:20:56.140 so that she could sleep
00:20:58.180 through her misery.
00:20:58.880 One night,
00:20:59.280 I was woken up by something
00:21:00.280 in my bed.
00:21:01.520 I was half awake
00:21:02.360 and grabbed someone's leg.
00:21:05.540 It was a very skinny leg.
00:21:08.200 Stop.
00:21:09.200 No.
00:21:09.800 Are you in there?
00:21:11.220 I got nice legs.
00:21:12.160 That's funny, dude.
00:21:13.720 Chat.
00:21:14.220 The Xanis, though,
00:21:15.240 that's a crazy thing
00:21:16.460 is that like,
00:21:16.900 yeah,
00:21:17.220 I took them
00:21:17.860 and you could sleep so long.
00:21:19.640 Like,
00:21:19.780 the craziest thing
00:21:20.300 about Xanax
00:21:20.880 is kind of was
00:21:22.060 that they could say,
00:21:22.620 hey, we're going to have
00:21:23.320 to chop your leg off.
00:21:24.340 And you'd be like,
00:21:24.880 yeah, do what you got to do.
00:21:25.960 It's cool, baby.
00:21:26.960 But like,
00:21:27.740 that they would make you sleep.
00:21:28.940 Think about the connection
00:21:29.760 between sleep
00:21:30.720 and just like
00:21:31.940 so-called anxiety
00:21:33.220 or like mind racing.
00:21:34.900 Because like that
00:21:35.760 Xanis just completely
00:21:37.040 shut your brain down,
00:21:38.860 not your body, right?
00:21:40.400 Like you think like,
00:21:40.960 oh, I'm going to sleep so good
00:21:41.980 because I'm so tired physically.
00:21:43.340 I'm going to sleep so hard.
00:21:44.700 Well, it's like
00:21:45.020 your brain going.
00:21:46.820 When you shut that off,
00:21:47.840 then you can just sleep, dude.
00:21:49.200 Yeah.
00:21:49.540 Way more than you ever could.
00:21:50.640 I, um,
00:21:52.360 I never,
00:21:53.380 those are opioids, right?
00:21:55.940 I don't think
00:21:56.580 they were classified as opioids.
00:21:57.980 They were,
00:21:58.320 they were some,
00:21:58.920 benzo,
00:21:59.620 something,
00:22:00.120 maybe they're like,
00:22:00.700 maybe they're,
00:22:01.560 I don't know,
00:22:02.160 but they were definitely
00:22:03.100 different than like
00:22:03.940 Vicodins and Oxycontins
00:22:05.200 and Norcos.
00:22:06.180 What's the one with the P?
00:22:07.080 Percocets.
00:22:07.800 Different from that.
00:22:08.920 There's been times
00:22:09.580 where like I've been prescribed them.
00:22:11.300 Whatever is going on
00:22:12.220 with like my genetic makeup
00:22:13.760 is like,
00:22:14.940 I could never do them.
00:22:16.480 Like I did,
00:22:16.940 you know,
00:22:17.120 I did plenty of drugs
00:22:17.980 when I was a kid.
00:22:18.460 I used to do like ecstasy
00:22:19.380 and all that crap,
00:22:20.300 but like any kind of opioid
00:22:21.900 just never sat well with me.
00:22:23.340 I would get super nauseous
00:22:24.740 and I never wanted
00:22:25.540 anything to do with it.
00:22:26.440 I'm just glad
00:22:27.000 that I never went down
00:22:27.720 that path.
00:22:28.560 That's how it started for me.
00:22:29.700 And then I was kind of like,
00:22:30.820 I ain't going out like that.
00:22:33.000 I'm not gonna let these pills
00:22:33.780 make me nauseous.
00:22:36.260 That's crazy.
00:22:36.860 I remember getting sick.
00:22:38.040 And I was like,
00:22:38.580 yeah, yeah,
00:22:39.000 no, no,
00:22:39.340 I can handle it.
00:22:40.440 I had to like work my way up.
00:22:41.680 That's crazy.
00:22:42.120 And then I,
00:22:42.440 when I realized
00:22:42.900 you could do them at work,
00:22:44.600 that was the end
00:22:45.300 because you could do them.
00:22:46.240 You could do anything at work.
00:22:47.040 Well, you could do them
00:22:48.020 and chill and just like relax.
00:22:50.300 But if you did them
00:22:50.940 like in the morning
00:22:51.420 with coffee and energy drinks
00:22:52.880 and stuff,
00:22:53.260 you'd get hype.
00:22:54.260 You can't do ecstasy at work.
00:22:55.940 I've done ecstasy at work
00:22:56.840 and that was a bad time.
00:22:58.100 They actually sent me home.
00:22:59.180 They're like,
00:22:59.380 something's wrong with you.
00:23:00.100 You got to go.
00:23:00.720 I said, thanks.
00:23:01.580 And I went home.
00:23:03.480 All right.
00:23:03.760 So I was half asleep
00:23:04.920 or half awake
00:23:05.620 and I grabbed somebody's leg.
00:23:06.640 I guess I was right
00:23:07.140 when I said half asleep.
00:23:07.940 It was a very skinny leg.
00:23:09.320 It was a top lobster leg.
00:23:10.380 I was half asleep
00:23:11.460 and I allowed myself
00:23:12.720 to think Amanda.
00:23:14.340 That's weird.
00:23:15.400 The name of an old friend
00:23:16.560 I had sleepovers with
00:23:17.940 who was very skinny.
00:23:19.800 Okay.
00:23:20.820 We'd share a bed
00:23:21.940 when we slept over
00:23:23.640 each other's house
00:23:24.360 head to toe.
00:23:25.520 Then I fully wake up
00:23:26.940 and I thought,
00:23:28.220 no, that can't be Amanda.
00:23:29.840 What is?
00:23:31.200 Then the scariest looking thing
00:23:33.080 immediately got on top of me.
00:23:35.640 Damn.
00:23:35.880 So she woke up
00:23:37.240 and she was like,
00:23:38.760 oh no, that's not Amanda.
00:23:40.040 And then this thing
00:23:40.740 got on top of her.
00:23:42.000 So she's half asleep.
00:23:43.220 She's grabbing this leg.
00:23:44.120 She's like, skinny Amanda.
00:23:45.900 Maybe just remembering
00:23:46.960 you're kind of half asleep.
00:23:49.020 Oh yeah, Amanda.
00:23:49.940 We're a little kid.
00:23:51.540 And then she's like,
00:23:52.020 wait a second.
00:23:52.440 That ain't Amanda.
00:23:52.980 This is not Amanda.
00:23:54.000 And it's like, bro, bitch.
00:23:55.060 This is Mason.
00:23:55.540 What was this thing?
00:23:56.460 This is Mason.
00:23:57.760 Mason got some skinny legs.
00:23:59.020 Unbelievably tiny biceps.
00:24:00.620 It's insane.
00:24:02.020 Okay.
00:24:02.580 So she was flexing on us
00:24:04.020 like literally.
00:24:04.900 Yeah.
00:24:05.160 So embarrassing and weird.
00:24:06.740 She was trying to squeeze this
00:24:08.020 and she would get,
00:24:08.920 it would get like,
00:24:10.100 and then she'd be like,
00:24:11.160 I hurt my arm.
00:24:12.260 Like, what are you made of?
00:24:13.440 Pasta?
00:24:14.740 Okay.
00:24:15.300 So this bitch is al dente.
00:24:18.000 What was this thing, man?
00:24:19.880 Okay.
00:24:20.380 What happened?
00:24:21.220 So the scariest looking thing
00:24:22.680 immediately got on top of me.
00:24:23.880 It was so fast and muscular.
00:24:26.160 Definitely not, Mason.
00:24:27.700 It wrapped its long fingers
00:24:29.180 around my neck.
00:24:30.120 And I couldn't speak or scream.
00:24:32.920 Barely could breathe.
00:24:34.380 I remember being grateful
00:24:35.700 my room was dark
00:24:37.080 because I may die of fright
00:24:38.640 if I saw this thing completely.
00:24:40.280 So she's got her faculties about her,
00:24:41.860 even to the extent
00:24:42.580 where she's like,
00:24:43.220 happy it's dark.
00:24:44.620 That's scary.
00:24:44.940 Was this in the spiritual realm?
00:24:46.500 Well.
00:24:46.660 Where was this?
00:24:47.300 Is it physical?
00:24:48.240 I mean, it's.
00:24:49.160 What happened?
00:24:50.100 Consciousness is localized
00:24:51.740 to the mind.
00:24:53.780 What was the job title?
00:24:54.660 But it's a,
00:24:55.200 it defines job.
00:24:57.480 Defined title.
00:24:59.200 Occupation.
00:24:59.600 We got to stop.
00:25:00.740 It's just too much.
00:25:01.620 You realize how,
00:25:02.580 you know what's crazy?
00:25:03.620 In this very room,
00:25:04.720 I looked and I said,
00:25:05.920 I was sitting where you were sitting.
00:25:07.020 And I go,
00:25:07.940 you think we could make him
00:25:08.660 our David Wilcock?
00:25:09.580 And I go,
00:25:10.080 he's too sensible of a man for that.
00:25:11.760 Nevermind.
00:25:12.200 And then he just marches straight into it.
00:25:13.480 And then he just did it.
00:25:14.780 In the arms of the angels.
00:25:17.680 The arc of personality said,
00:25:19.400 apparently everybody steals Xanaxes.
00:25:21.480 I don't think that's true.
00:25:23.260 You're Xanax, Steve?
00:25:24.120 I may or may not have rifled
00:25:31.220 through a couple of medicine cabinets
00:25:32.640 in one time.
00:25:33.840 Damn.
00:25:34.360 Imagine I had to invite him
00:25:35.160 over to your house
00:25:35.700 and all of a sudden
00:25:36.080 he's going through your shit.
00:25:36.940 You're like,
00:25:37.100 I didn't hear you.
00:25:38.040 That's why we haven't invited them over yet.
00:25:39.500 That's exactly why.
00:25:40.400 We're making sure.
00:25:41.080 I knew there was a reason.
00:25:42.620 I knew it.
00:25:43.360 How's that chainsaw?
00:25:44.360 Cabinets full of...
00:25:45.000 Bro,
00:25:45.260 I crushed with it today.
00:25:46.580 You did?
00:25:47.000 Yeah,
00:25:47.300 I crushed with it.
00:25:47.960 Did you put the oil in it?
00:25:48.940 You got to put the oil in it.
00:25:49.660 That was step one, dude.
00:25:50.980 You got the little thing.
00:25:52.060 It doesn't have a reservoir
00:25:53.440 that you pour it into.
00:25:54.340 You actually got to put it
00:25:55.040 on the chain itself.
00:25:56.480 So it's a different deal,
00:25:57.580 but it's perfect
00:25:58.180 for Mexican sunflower, dude.
00:25:59.780 Perfect.
00:26:00.220 Well,
00:26:00.380 shout out to the listener
00:26:01.100 who bought that for you.
00:26:02.120 Thank you, guys.
00:26:03.100 Very nice.
00:26:04.860 At my thing.
00:26:05.940 Somebody said,
00:26:06.340 I feel like we've heard
00:26:06.880 this exact story on Chronicles.
00:26:08.220 No,
00:26:08.360 I know we haven't.
00:26:09.060 This is a new email,
00:26:10.160 but they're all so similar.
00:26:13.240 Demons operate in a similar way.
00:26:14.800 This one's good.
00:26:16.480 I never heard this one.
00:26:18.560 Not that other ones were bad.
00:26:19.480 I'm just saying,
00:26:19.980 this one's good.
00:26:21.320 I'm like,
00:26:21.820 yo,
00:26:22.020 what happened next?
00:26:22.880 So it wrapped its long fingers
00:26:24.360 around my neck.
00:26:25.140 I'm a little concerned
00:26:25.780 because I don't know
00:26:26.380 the layout of her house.
00:26:27.760 That's true.
00:26:28.240 If we can get some details
00:26:29.100 on your home.
00:26:29.580 Don't need it.
00:26:29.760 We already got it.
00:26:30.820 This is very visual right now.
00:26:32.800 And the thing has long...
00:26:33.940 You know what's cool?
00:26:34.940 Holly is...
00:26:35.580 It was making fun of my fingers.
00:26:36.860 They're kind of long,
00:26:37.740 but like...
00:26:38.300 Holly's part of the Patreon now.
00:26:41.840 Oh, yeah.
00:26:42.200 And she goes by HGTV Holly.
00:26:44.220 That's funny.
00:26:44.620 It's very funny.
00:26:45.820 Okay,
00:26:46.140 so it was so fast and muscular.
00:26:48.220 Okay,
00:26:48.600 it's wrapping its long fingers
00:26:49.600 around my neck
00:26:50.000 and I couldn't speak or scream.
00:26:51.140 Barely could breathe.
00:26:52.220 I remember being grateful
00:26:52.920 it was dark,
00:26:53.520 so I couldn't see this thing.
00:26:55.060 It was lean,
00:26:56.000 muscular,
00:26:56.840 black and gray coloring.
00:26:58.920 That's interesting.
00:27:00.480 Piercing eyes staring at me.
00:27:02.900 Okay.
00:27:03.560 The teeth were giant and sharp
00:27:05.280 like a male lion.
00:27:06.780 Okay,
00:27:07.260 I kind of had that visual
00:27:08.540 even before this whole thing
00:27:10.320 popped off.
00:27:10.920 Like venom a little bit,
00:27:12.000 like the character Venom.
00:27:13.500 This is interesting.
00:27:14.140 Some teeth were long
00:27:15.340 like needles.
00:27:16.960 It was like venom.
00:27:18.060 And the inside of its mouth
00:27:19.240 was more similar
00:27:20.480 to a shark
00:27:21.580 than a lion.
00:27:22.520 I guess like
00:27:22.980 the rows of teeth
00:27:25.240 maybe is what she's saying.
00:27:28.280 Do sharks have rows of teeth?
00:27:31.020 I think they do.
00:27:32.280 I think they do.
00:27:33.160 Do, do, do, do, do, do, do.
00:27:35.460 Do, do.
00:27:36.660 Do, do.
00:27:37.520 Don't say do, do, Nancy.
00:27:38.660 Don't, don't feed into him.
00:27:40.640 All right.
00:27:42.460 The inside of its mouth
00:27:43.460 is more similar
00:27:43.920 to a shark.
00:27:44.420 It was, I was powerless,
00:27:46.360 had zero exit strategy.
00:27:48.420 What color were his eyes?
00:27:49.200 Did it say?
00:27:49.680 It just said piercing,
00:27:50.700 which is not a color.
00:27:51.520 You sound like me now.
00:27:52.320 You need more details of the story.
00:27:53.640 Give me more details.
00:27:54.580 I can make my,
00:27:55.100 they were piercing though.
00:27:56.060 I was thinking the same thing.
00:27:56.940 I'm like,
00:27:57.200 what color were they piercing?
00:27:58.660 The thing was taking deep breaths.
00:28:01.020 It came closer to my head
00:28:03.180 and heart
00:28:03.960 whenever it was about
00:28:05.980 to deeply inhale.
00:28:07.220 Ooh.
00:28:07.400 So it's like,
00:28:08.860 wait, so it's on top of her.
00:28:10.440 Yeah.
00:28:10.880 But like when it's about to inhale,
00:28:12.700 it gets closer.
00:28:13.380 It gets closer to her.
00:28:14.280 Yeah.
00:28:14.800 That's scary.
00:28:15.980 That's why that's scary.
00:28:17.180 I don't like that.
00:28:18.120 That's going to make Matt's spirit heavy.
00:28:20.020 I think I've seen one of these before
00:28:21.580 to be totally honest.
00:28:22.620 Not, not like a way.
00:28:23.880 You don't even tell me anything.
00:28:25.440 Oh, he'd be having stories for sure.
00:28:27.800 I know, but he doesn't tell us.
00:28:28.900 And then he's like,
00:28:29.340 he looks at me.
00:28:29.820 He's like,
00:28:30.000 I don't know anything about you.
00:28:32.500 I do say that.
00:28:33.540 No, it's just not relevant.
00:28:34.780 It's just like,
00:28:35.520 oh man,
00:28:35.920 it doesn't get it.
00:28:36.580 We do a show called Chronicles.
00:28:38.620 Yeah, dude.
00:28:39.300 Have you seen something like hyper relevant?
00:28:41.340 Yeah.
00:28:41.540 Not, not in a,
00:28:42.540 not in like real life.
00:28:44.280 Not like awake.
00:28:45.180 No.
00:28:46.080 Sleeping.
00:28:46.940 Well, what?
00:28:47.620 I don't want to go any further.
00:28:48.780 Like, I just want to hear the rest of the story.
00:28:50.160 But like I said,
00:28:50.760 when she started to describe it,
00:28:52.320 I was like,
00:28:52.800 yeah, it's got the fangs,
00:28:54.040 the breathing,
00:28:55.160 the heavy breathing.
00:28:55.960 I don't know if she's going to allude to this or not,
00:28:58.220 but maybe even a little bit of like,
00:28:59.980 you know,
00:29:01.580 liquid coming out of the mouth,
00:29:02.920 like a drooling.
00:29:05.260 Okay.
00:29:07.200 Carry on.
00:29:08.120 I see.
00:29:08.500 I see what you're saying.
00:29:09.340 Yeah.
00:29:10.000 Go ahead, Dave.
00:29:10.500 How God,
00:29:11.360 his name came in my head immediately.
00:29:16.940 Sentence structure a little bit.
00:29:18.020 Oh, okay.
00:29:18.640 How God's name came into my head immediately.
00:29:20.560 I will never understand.
00:29:22.160 I didn't ask God for anything much in the past.
00:29:25.500 I was mad at God.
00:29:26.440 Something like this.
00:29:27.900 No, that's like a shark headed.
00:29:29.720 Are you asking chat GPT to generate that?
00:29:31.200 You just did.
00:29:31.820 Yeah, that's perfect.
00:29:33.020 Yeah, right.
00:29:33.300 But no, that's not.
00:29:35.140 I don't like how good chat GPT is at making demons.
00:29:38.060 It's like, yeah, I got you.
00:29:38.920 It's like, yeah, is it this one?
00:29:39.720 But that's a perfect,
00:29:40.860 based on the description she gave,
00:29:42.860 did you just type that description into AI?
00:29:44.820 Yeah, that's what I was asking.
00:29:45.320 I think the mouth is more,
00:29:46.880 like less anatomically shark-like
00:29:48.960 and more just like the details,
00:29:50.340 probably about the rows of teeth.
00:29:51.980 I agree, a smaller mouth with a long arm.
00:29:54.020 The head and the face is the same size
00:29:56.100 as a normal person's head and face.
00:29:58.060 Yeah, that's a skinny street shark.
00:29:59.040 And it's not that tall.
00:30:00.080 It's more like a...
00:30:01.220 You remember Street Sharks?
00:30:02.220 Street Sharks is a good show.
00:30:03.280 Hell yeah, dude.
00:30:04.080 Even better action figure.
00:30:05.340 Good God,
00:30:05.860 those are the coolest action figures ever.
00:30:07.400 They smelled the smell of them.
00:30:09.720 I remember the smell of the plastic of it.
00:30:12.780 I didn't ask God for much of anything in the past.
00:30:14.760 I was mad at God.
00:30:15.960 I like Jesus,
00:30:17.500 but mad that I couldn't believe
00:30:19.560 he died and came back to life.
00:30:21.220 Okay, so the last thing about the description
00:30:22.980 was just that it was on top of her
00:30:24.500 and got closer,
00:30:25.900 inhaling,
00:30:26.740 and further away, exhaling.
00:30:28.140 Now she's going on to
00:30:29.440 her relationship with God.
00:30:31.140 Yes.
00:30:31.360 How do you like Jesus,
00:30:33.840 but you're mad that
00:30:35.420 you're mad at God?
00:30:36.060 I couldn't believe he died
00:30:37.120 and came back to life.
00:30:39.180 Is that what she said?
00:30:40.040 That's what she said.
00:30:40.600 I think she's having some,
00:30:41.440 you know, some...
00:30:42.740 Yeah, yeah, well, let's keep going.
00:30:44.660 Well, you know,
00:30:45.240 if you're not a Bible reader,
00:30:46.100 you don't necessarily
00:30:46.820 equate Jesus with God or God with Jesus.
00:30:48.280 No, no, no.
00:30:48.700 I just,
00:30:49.220 it's mad that I couldn't believe
00:30:51.380 he died and came back to life
00:30:52.740 is a little bit of a confusing...
00:30:54.820 I don't understand how to take that.
00:30:55.920 All right, so back to God
00:30:56.840 appearing in my head.
00:30:57.960 I felt this push to say,
00:30:59.440 God,
00:31:00.600 out loud,
00:31:01.400 in front of this thing.
00:31:02.640 My entire being said,
00:31:04.200 obey,
00:31:05.100 so I began trying to speak.
00:31:07.560 I struggled under the weight
00:31:08.760 of this thing
00:31:09.540 that felt a small airway open.
00:31:13.280 Okay.
00:31:13.840 Took a few times
00:31:15.140 like a kid learning new words.
00:31:17.220 I mustered out,
00:31:18.960 go,
00:31:20.020 then go,
00:31:21.000 go,
00:31:21.980 then God,
00:31:23.020 then God again,
00:31:24.360 and then God help.
00:31:25.840 I started to cough
00:31:27.040 because the pressure
00:31:28.420 was still under my throat.
00:31:31.080 I remember how much I love Jesus
00:31:33.140 and how I did not know for sure
00:31:36.200 if he was the son of God.
00:31:37.420 I always wanted it to be true.
00:31:40.080 This situation may have no choice
00:31:42.600 but to try Jesus,
00:31:44.860 question mark,
00:31:45.440 Jesus,
00:31:45.940 again,
00:31:46.320 with the question mark.
00:31:47.500 Help Jesus,
00:31:48.500 help God,
00:31:49.120 help Jesus.
00:31:50.380 The monster demon looked up
00:31:51.880 at something,
00:31:53.100 slowly lowered his teeth,
00:31:54.680 and looked confused
00:31:56.900 and kind of surprised.
00:31:58.800 He was on me,
00:32:00.380 straddled,
00:32:01.220 and he immediately,
00:32:02.680 almost like a ballerina,
00:32:04.560 lifted his...
00:32:05.680 What the fuck was that?
00:32:07.280 That was scary.
00:32:07.880 What's going on?
00:32:08.300 Why do you do a scary noise?
00:32:09.720 Almost like this guy surfing
00:32:11.020 Twitter.
00:32:12.740 He's not even paying attention
00:32:13.720 to the show.
00:32:14.380 He's not paying attention to the show.
00:32:15.360 He's reading the chat,
00:32:16.600 going on the internet.
00:32:17.340 Almost like a ballerina,
00:32:19.640 lifted its leg off me
00:32:20.800 and turned towards
00:32:21.800 the corner of my room.
00:32:23.780 He jumped in what looked
00:32:24.640 like a small black portal.
00:32:26.160 Oh,
00:32:27.020 this thing is thanging now.
00:32:28.600 Maybe.
00:32:29.640 Maybe it do.
00:32:31.300 Maybe it do look like that.
00:32:33.660 I got you.
00:32:34.240 I'm going to get you.
00:32:34.980 I'm going to eat your legs.
00:32:36.220 I'm going to eat your legs.
00:32:36.940 Get over here, girl.
00:32:37.840 Come here.
00:32:38.040 I'm going to eat your legs.
00:32:39.400 I am.
00:32:39.820 Are you skinny, bitch?
00:32:41.160 So,
00:32:41.880 jumped into what looked
00:32:43.860 like a small black portal,
00:32:45.400 then was gone.
00:32:46.160 It dissipated slowly
00:32:48.400 and mist left over.
00:32:49.320 It disappeared in a portal?
00:32:50.480 Yeah,
00:32:50.720 that's what she said, dude.
00:32:51.620 What the heck?
00:32:52.340 That's what she said, dude.
00:32:53.540 Take it up with her.
00:32:55.440 A small black portal.
00:32:56.540 Then it was gone.
00:32:57.600 It dissipated slowly
00:32:58.640 and left mist behind.
00:33:00.620 Mist was gone
00:33:01.320 faster than it appeared.
00:33:03.580 I did a backwards flip
00:33:05.580 off my bed,
00:33:06.320 turned the lights on
00:33:07.080 and nothing was there.
00:33:08.340 I felt weird
00:33:09.200 for feeling no fear,
00:33:11.940 even feeling cheeky
00:33:13.160 towards the demon
00:33:13.900 who was no longer there
00:33:15.700 I talk shit.
00:33:17.520 I said,
00:33:18.500 me?
00:33:19.220 There's way worse than me.
00:33:22.920 I do Xanax.
00:33:24.420 That's right.
00:33:25.420 My fear completely vanished.
00:33:27.580 The bravery
00:33:28.020 and feeling I felt
00:33:29.320 as soon as it left,
00:33:30.520 like someone caused
00:33:31.460 those emotions in me.
00:33:32.500 That's interesting.
00:33:33.900 That something is causing.
00:33:35.560 It's not just like
00:33:36.320 people are like,
00:33:36.900 yeah, you were scared
00:33:37.380 of a demon.
00:33:37.840 No, no, no.
00:33:38.280 Something is doing that.
00:33:40.240 It's putting this fear in you.
00:33:42.400 It's almost external
00:33:43.520 and being put upon you.
00:33:46.100 So,
00:33:47.500 the bravery
00:33:48.620 and feeling I felt
00:33:49.460 as soon as it left
00:33:50.640 felt like somebody
00:33:51.560 had caused those emotions in me.
00:33:53.020 Okay,
00:33:53.220 it's just you saying
00:33:53.700 the bravery.
00:33:54.380 My bad.
00:33:56.000 Thought about going to sleep
00:33:56.860 in the same bed.
00:33:57.720 I know that's weird.
00:33:58.680 I slept on the couch
00:33:59.420 just in case.
00:34:00.480 I understand this world
00:34:01.680 is weird.
00:34:02.360 I know for sure now
00:34:03.300 I must always love
00:34:05.020 the true living God,
00:34:06.580 Yahweh,
00:34:07.120 and his son,
00:34:08.320 Yeshua,
00:34:08.880 Jesus Christ,
00:34:09.740 Christ of Nazareth.
00:34:12.040 After that,
00:34:12.720 my negative resentment
00:34:13.580 thought patterns
00:34:14.520 were changing.
00:34:15.440 I had a nagging
00:34:17.220 to get off
00:34:18.060 the antidepressant medications
00:34:19.320 and the Xanax.
00:34:20.260 That's good.
00:34:20.700 That's awesome.
00:34:21.300 Like that.
00:34:21.960 While listening one time,
00:34:23.160 I almost got in a trance.
00:34:24.320 I poured them out
00:34:25.300 into the garbage.
00:34:26.460 Withdrawal sucks,
00:34:27.440 but I knew I couldn't go back.
00:34:28.720 Yeah.
00:34:29.080 I just started
00:34:29.960 the book of Daniel.
00:34:31.380 Third time reading the Bible.
00:34:32.660 I read it in chronological order
00:34:34.100 because that's what suits me.
00:34:35.940 My son is going
00:34:36.680 to a regular school now
00:34:37.840 and is talking
00:34:39.140 and he's in the 90 percentile
00:34:41.840 in math and reading.
00:34:42.780 Nice.
00:34:43.200 That's awesome.
00:34:44.060 Hell yeah.
00:34:45.980 I also have an eight
00:34:47.500 and a half year old daughter
00:34:48.980 who I love dearly.
00:34:50.420 We are no longer
00:34:51.100 in contact with him.
00:34:53.700 He's 44.
00:34:54.880 Okay,
00:34:55.220 I guess she means
00:34:55.840 the husband.
00:34:56.820 Yeah.
00:34:57.380 He's 44
00:34:58.260 and unemployed again.
00:34:59.980 Says God
00:35:00.660 working through him
00:35:01.560 to punish women
00:35:02.620 with wandering eyes.
00:35:04.940 Jeez.
00:35:06.000 He cheated on me
00:35:07.240 and cheated on two other girls
00:35:09.080 he dated
00:35:09.480 while I was still pregnant
00:35:10.720 with our child.
00:35:11.860 Her name is,
00:35:13.100 I'm going to not say her name,
00:35:14.620 but she is the most lovely baby.
00:35:16.460 That's awesome.
00:35:17.420 I have forgiven myself
00:35:19.720 and Todd.
00:35:21.160 It's hard to forgive him sometimes.
00:35:23.520 Thankfully,
00:35:23.900 I love Jesus more
00:35:24.700 than I hate anyone.
00:35:25.980 Amen, girl.
00:35:26.880 That's a banger.
00:35:27.900 Glory be to God.
00:35:29.100 I am healthy.
00:35:30.100 Got my body back.
00:35:31.520 My kids deserve me
00:35:32.780 at my most happy
00:35:33.740 and most healthy.
00:35:35.140 I've had two interviews
00:35:36.480 this week for Jobs.
00:35:38.260 When you got David
00:35:39.100 to describe that demon,
00:35:40.680 I'm like,
00:35:41.160 okay,
00:35:41.400 this is my first time
00:35:42.280 hearing of these guys.
00:35:43.620 We just probably never heard
00:35:45.920 Chronicles before
00:35:46.640 where we tend to make fun
00:35:47.440 of people that send stuff.
00:35:49.440 Sorry.
00:35:50.140 I have to find out
00:35:51.600 what they were about.
00:35:52.620 Saw you on Luke's show.
00:35:54.020 I don't watch Luke's show
00:35:55.160 much anymore.
00:35:56.140 I watch your
00:35:56.920 and other random stuff.
00:35:58.560 I love that you guys
00:35:59.580 love your wives and children.
00:36:00.680 I love that too.
00:36:02.180 I really am proud of you
00:36:03.700 for your love for truth.
00:36:05.960 The one true living God
00:36:07.000 and his son,
00:36:07.460 Jesus Christ of Nazareth.
00:36:08.880 Thank you.
00:36:09.560 Love you guys.
00:36:10.480 God bless.
00:36:11.060 May the Lord bless
00:36:12.480 and protect you guys.
00:36:13.820 Nancy and Matt included.
00:36:15.040 That's nice.
00:36:15.580 Somebody included you.
00:36:16.540 I like that he put Nancy
00:36:17.840 with Matt.
00:36:18.820 Yeah, Nancy and Matt.
00:36:20.180 Yeah, like that's
00:36:21.000 because they're the helpers
00:36:22.660 of the show.
00:36:23.280 Yeah, they're like the helpers.
00:36:24.800 They do some stuff sometimes.
00:36:25.920 They're on payroll.
00:36:27.560 Love them too.
00:36:28.620 Keep having fun.
00:36:29.460 They wish they were on payroll.
00:36:31.160 Oh, well, we paid you
00:36:32.200 and you and then you were like,
00:36:33.020 this isn't enough.
00:36:33.900 And then you complained.
00:36:34.500 It's crazy.
00:36:35.300 I live in Indiana.
00:36:36.540 Oh, my God.
00:36:37.520 I live in Indiana
00:36:38.440 and have had underground stuff
00:36:40.420 dreams as a child
00:36:42.080 and young adult.
00:36:43.520 I said they are just dreams.
00:36:45.660 Don't be gay.
00:36:46.480 Okay.
00:36:47.180 Those dreams are spooky.
00:36:48.640 If you want me to submit
00:36:49.460 those scary gay dreams
00:36:50.900 of underneath Indiana,
00:36:52.880 please hit me up.
00:36:54.340 God bless.
00:36:54.800 He only wants scary gay dreams
00:36:56.220 if they're under Indiana Jones.
00:36:58.100 Oh, wait.
00:37:00.480 There it is.
00:37:01.520 That was good, Matt.
00:37:02.600 That was good.
00:37:03.520 Yeah, dude.
00:37:04.240 Send that.
00:37:05.140 That's interesting.
00:37:05.920 That's fascinating to me.
00:37:06.220 We want to hear that.
00:37:07.040 This is a great story, though.
00:37:08.140 This is a great story,
00:37:08.540 especially when she said
00:37:09.500 that her love for God
00:37:11.000 will make her be forgiving
00:37:12.120 to others.
00:37:12.780 That was powerful.
00:37:13.520 That's huge, yeah.
00:37:14.360 I saw you kind of motion.
00:37:16.040 Oh, yeah.
00:37:16.420 He got nasty immediately.
00:37:17.740 He looked at the camera
00:37:18.380 and he was like,
00:37:18.780 yeah, all I did was look up
00:37:20.540 and then his whole thing
00:37:21.500 Shut up, Zach.
00:37:23.060 No, it's because, Matt,
00:37:23.940 every time this comes up,
00:37:25.360 forgive me.
00:37:25.760 You're so touchy over that.
00:37:30.540 He looks at me.
00:37:31.060 I don't do forgiveness.
00:37:32.080 I just look out of the corner of my eye.
00:37:34.400 It wasn't even like a hardcore look.
00:37:36.020 And I even waited.
00:37:37.020 I waited.
00:37:37.560 I didn't even do it immediately.
00:37:38.560 I waited like 10 seconds
00:37:39.560 and I was like,
00:37:40.340 you can't just say
00:37:40.980 I don't do forgiveness.
00:37:41.980 That's crazy.
00:37:42.740 Yeah, he does, though.
00:37:43.660 He thinks it's okay
00:37:44.480 and everybody's just trying
00:37:45.340 to explain to him,
00:37:45.920 no, it's not.
00:37:46.640 No, I think I whipped your ass
00:37:48.500 in the straight Bible.
00:37:50.180 You did, man.
00:37:50.880 That's not nice.
00:37:51.580 You guys were whipping ass,
00:37:52.940 each other's asses.
00:37:54.040 Yeah, we read this story
00:37:54.880 about mercy
00:37:55.420 and he was just like,
00:37:56.700 what are you watching now?
00:37:58.560 I don't care what you're saying.
00:37:59.640 Go on.
00:38:01.340 He's like, yeah, no, no.
00:38:02.360 It doesn't mean
00:38:02.760 you got to be merciful.
00:38:03.580 That's not what it's saying.
00:38:04.380 It doesn't mean that.
00:38:06.380 Okay, so what else
00:38:07.980 do we take away
00:38:08.620 from that story?
00:38:10.020 I mean, that's...
00:38:11.280 I want to hear about you.
00:38:12.600 You're seeing a similar entity
00:38:14.700 in your dreams?
00:38:15.960 When?
00:38:16.380 Why?
00:38:16.700 How?
00:38:17.140 Why?
00:38:17.600 What happened?
00:38:18.100 No, I'm just saying
00:38:18.780 I think I understand
00:38:19.740 what she's describing.
00:38:21.080 I think I've seen
00:38:21.800 something like that before.
00:38:22.760 Yeah, okay, so...
00:38:24.860 It's just a thing, dude.
00:38:27.680 We'll wait.
00:38:28.900 I've had a lot of dreams
00:38:29.800 these last two days
00:38:31.720 and they're like
00:38:32.240 completely meaningless
00:38:33.180 but they're like all night.
00:38:35.100 No, no, no.
00:38:35.640 They might...
00:38:36.180 Then they're not meaningless, bro.
00:38:37.420 Did you get up
00:38:38.000 and write them down
00:38:38.520 in a journal?
00:38:39.920 It's not a diary, bro.
00:38:41.000 Don't do that face.
00:38:41.720 I didn't say a diary.
00:38:42.620 I said a journal.
00:38:43.820 My son got a journal
00:38:45.280 because my wife was like,
00:38:47.740 oh, maybe...
00:38:48.360 No, no, no.
00:38:51.660 And I tried to make some argument
00:38:54.260 because I'm like,
00:38:55.280 journaling is gay.
00:38:56.560 And she's just like,
00:38:57.460 well, what?
00:38:57.940 Well, scrapbooking is gay.
00:38:59.920 Scrapbooking is gay.
00:39:00.720 Journaling...
00:39:01.120 You know what I think it is
00:39:02.060 when you journal?
00:39:03.300 I think you're a journalist.
00:39:04.780 You learn a lot as you write.
00:39:06.340 No, I don't think so.
00:39:07.000 I think you give more power
00:39:08.360 to meaningless thoughts
00:39:10.140 and moments
00:39:10.820 than those meaningless thoughts
00:39:12.760 and moments deserve.
00:39:13.880 Especially as a child.
00:39:15.040 Like, let's say you have like resentment
00:39:16.200 or something stupid happened.
00:39:17.700 When you write it down,
00:39:18.560 it makes it exponentially larger.
00:39:20.320 I'm not saying that.
00:39:21.000 I'm just saying you have a dream
00:39:22.040 that you're trying to unpack
00:39:23.100 and you don't understand.
00:39:24.200 It helps a lot to write it down.
00:39:25.720 You go, oh.
00:39:26.760 You know who writes shit down?
00:39:28.340 Who?
00:39:28.780 Witches.
00:39:29.500 Witches write things down.
00:39:31.380 You know who writes stuff down?
00:39:33.100 People who wrote the Bible.
00:39:34.340 You know who didn't write stuff down?
00:39:35.320 Like I would say
00:39:35.900 when pen hits the paper,
00:39:37.000 Jesus Christ.
00:39:37.640 God is paying attention.
00:39:38.340 Jesus didn't write a damn thing.
00:39:39.680 He didn't write nothing.
00:39:40.600 You guys are nasty right now.
00:39:41.340 He's like, you could write it for me.
00:39:43.080 Playboy.
00:39:43.320 It's one thing when you got one Mr. Nasty,
00:39:45.140 but then when number two
00:39:46.060 like tunes in on it,
00:39:47.300 then it's like.
00:39:48.080 I did.
00:39:48.860 So I had two days worth of dreams
00:39:50.460 and they were like AI dreams.
00:39:52.020 I haven't heard these dreams.
00:39:52.980 No, no.
00:39:53.480 There's nothing to them.
00:39:54.860 Like there's stuff.
00:39:55.300 What do you mean they're AI dreams?
00:39:56.700 A lot of it was just like
00:39:57.880 stuff I was thinking about
00:39:59.360 during the day
00:39:59.980 and then like
00:40:00.760 kind of played out.
00:40:01.980 Oh, dog.
00:40:02.500 This is this came to me in a dream.
00:40:04.480 All this mess.
00:40:05.380 God was like,
00:40:06.100 you got to fix that.
00:40:06.940 Why or shit?
00:40:07.760 It's a mess in there, bitch.
00:40:09.320 I know there's a lot of stuff
00:40:10.120 going on right now.
00:40:12.120 There's like a dream connection
00:40:13.620 for me with all this, too.
00:40:14.620 I walked in yesterday.
00:40:15.320 It was like a nightmare.
00:40:16.240 You should remove that panel
00:40:17.400 from that.
00:40:17.920 That extra says
00:40:18.720 journaling is gay.
00:40:20.160 Make a captain's log.
00:40:21.360 Hell yeah.
00:40:21.920 Yeah, that's a good idea.
00:40:23.120 Straight captain's log.
00:40:24.580 Straight captain's log.
00:40:25.920 All right.
00:40:26.120 You want to read the next one, Matt?
00:40:27.360 I'll even give you my
00:40:28.200 You give him the laptop?
00:40:29.380 I'll give him the laptop.
00:40:30.380 This one is
00:40:30.800 Fuck.
00:40:32.200 No.
00:40:32.940 This one's 13 pages.
00:40:34.440 Yeah, let him read it.
00:40:35.200 Can you guys stop
00:40:35.920 sending 13 pages?
00:40:36.820 Mamalu, what were we doing
00:40:37.520 in the school gym?
00:40:38.760 Don't talk to them.
00:40:40.280 What are they saying?
00:40:40.820 Oh, we had a dream?
00:40:42.440 Mamalu.
00:40:43.400 Matt had a dream.
00:40:44.600 Matt, you were
00:40:45.400 in my dream last night.
00:40:48.400 Oh,
00:40:48.680 but I can't remember
00:40:52.280 what it was about.
00:40:53.440 There was a bunch of us
00:40:54.220 in a school gym or something.
00:40:55.320 Oh, that's not good.
00:40:56.420 I don't like the school dreams.
00:40:58.020 My mom's been having dreams
00:40:59.100 about the school gym.
00:41:00.160 My mom?
00:41:00.860 My mom has dreams.
00:41:02.280 What's bad about it?
00:41:03.180 Because that's where
00:41:03.700 they keep you during martial law.
00:41:05.960 Oh, no.
00:41:06.400 Well, not just that,
00:41:07.120 but that's where they keep you.
00:41:08.420 She had a dream
00:41:09.180 that there was like
00:41:10.000 a ship outside.
00:41:12.280 Oh, damn it.
00:41:13.000 This was a little.
00:41:13.580 What type of ship?
00:41:15.000 Like a boat?
00:41:16.280 A UFO.
00:41:17.280 Yeah, dog.
00:41:17.800 A mothership.
00:41:18.480 You know the spot between,
00:41:20.060 like if you go right outside
00:41:21.300 my door
00:41:21.920 and go straight,
00:41:23.840 there's like an empty field
00:41:25.100 and then my parents' house
00:41:26.140 is right there.
00:41:26.720 Yeah.
00:41:27.100 Right next to the,
00:41:27.780 yeah.
00:41:28.360 That spot,
00:41:29.360 she said that she saw a ship.
00:41:31.020 Oh, shit.
00:41:31.600 Don't know what happened.
00:41:32.760 There was a lot of people
00:41:33.580 in my yard
00:41:34.560 and then people were going on it
00:41:36.140 and then they were keeping her
00:41:36.980 and like,
00:41:37.800 like everyone was just
00:41:38.740 standing around in a gym.
00:41:40.240 Like in a school gym.
00:41:40.480 Your mom was abducted.
00:41:41.560 I'm not worried about that
00:41:42.660 for that dream.
00:41:43.380 I'm not worried about it.
00:41:44.300 I'm not worried about it at all.
00:41:45.180 I'm worried about my mom.
00:41:46.020 Like she got abducted probably.
00:41:47.680 Damn, you've been probed?
00:41:48.700 Leave me out of it.
00:41:49.900 You got some,
00:41:50.420 you've been probed.
00:41:51.160 I ain't doing that.
00:41:52.620 Shit.
00:41:54.120 All right, fine.
00:41:54.780 You're not going to be bothered.
00:41:55.940 This is crazy.
00:41:56.620 Hold on.
00:41:56.780 Let me just skim through this.
00:41:57.460 Is this really,
00:41:58.100 I see dead people.
00:41:58.600 Are you going to email it to me
00:41:59.800 or text me or?
00:42:00.760 No, I'm going to give you my laptop.
00:42:01.800 You can have my laptop.
00:42:02.800 FaceTime it to me.
00:42:03.620 That's risky.
00:42:04.120 Hey, you know what?
00:42:04.520 I don't understand.
00:42:05.380 You were like,
00:42:05.780 I need a good laptop
00:42:06.500 and I was like,
00:42:06.980 get this laptop
00:42:07.560 and then you got the laptop.
00:42:08.540 You never once brought it.
00:42:09.820 You got it.
00:42:10.380 You're like,
00:42:10.640 I don't like using it.
00:42:11.540 I'm like,
00:42:11.740 it would be good for the show.
00:42:13.020 Matt bought a thousand dollar laptop
00:42:14.420 to open up PDFs
00:42:16.160 and text files.
00:42:17.800 Okay.
00:42:18.300 Honestly,
00:42:18.800 like the GK with Morgan files
00:42:20.200 that I got back
00:42:20.900 was worth a thousand bucks,
00:42:22.300 but I did have intentions
00:42:23.500 to like bring it to the show.
00:42:24.860 I thought it was going to be relevant
00:42:25.600 so I could like pull up
00:42:26.600 the letter Bible and stuff.
00:42:27.460 Yeah, and you just never did.
00:42:28.120 No, but then Top's like,
00:42:29.000 hey, any show you do,
00:42:29.840 I'm coming on with you, okay?
00:42:31.520 He's like,
00:42:32.000 you know,
00:42:32.240 I'm a big part of the show.
00:42:33.300 I'm like,
00:42:33.580 yeah, no,
00:42:33.920 I'm not saying you're not.
00:42:34.560 He's like,
00:42:35.060 look,
00:42:35.280 I got one and he's got one.
00:42:36.440 He's on every show that I'm on.
00:42:37.520 So what's the problem?
00:42:38.560 Chat,
00:42:38.980 do you see what I have
00:42:39.600 in front of me right now?
00:42:40.840 Chat,
00:42:41.120 is this real?
00:42:42.060 Look,
00:42:42.240 I mean,
00:42:42.800 I don't know if you can see this.
00:42:43.720 There is,
00:42:44.300 I look like a DJ over here.
00:42:45.640 He's got so many buttons.
00:42:46.440 I have so many buttons.
00:42:47.160 I don't even know what
00:42:47.760 at least three of them do.
00:42:49.140 I have six buttons
00:42:50.100 on this little baby button.
00:42:51.360 He's got it.
00:42:51.800 Yeah,
00:42:51.980 I gave David a baby button.
00:42:53.300 Show him your buttons.
00:42:54.900 I'm showing him.
00:42:56.200 Show David's buttons.
00:42:57.320 These are my buttons.
00:42:58.140 David feels happy.
00:42:59.600 Look at my buttons.
00:43:01.040 They're so little.
00:43:01.820 I got these buttons.
00:43:02.600 And he's got all the big buttons.
00:43:04.640 Was that 37 buttons?
00:43:06.040 I don't know.
00:43:06.680 You don't even know what they do.
00:43:08.760 Look at that.
00:43:12.400 So we're going to do,
00:43:13.060 yeah,
00:43:13.160 with nothing.
00:43:13.780 Matt with the Bible.
00:43:14.540 No,
00:43:14.880 I mean,
00:43:15.220 you guys,
00:43:15.840 you guys were like,
00:43:16.800 hey,
00:43:17.200 we thought this was going to be good.
00:43:18.540 We really appreciate the space
00:43:19.740 to do the podcast and everything.
00:43:20.800 But as far as like you
00:43:21.780 being part of the team,
00:43:23.020 we got to tone that down.
00:43:24.320 You could do the straight Bible.
00:43:25.440 So I said,
00:43:25.720 okay,
00:43:25.960 it's cool.
00:43:26.480 You spend a thousand dollars
00:43:27.360 on a laptop.
00:43:28.500 Okay,
00:43:28.900 watch your,
00:43:29.380 watch your thing.
00:43:30.320 This is what you're going to do.
00:43:30.900 You can read the Bible.
00:43:31.840 I don't know.
00:43:32.160 Are we going to use the Bible today?
00:43:33.400 I don't know.
00:43:34.020 I just had it.
00:43:34.680 I just,
00:43:34.900 it was like,
00:43:35.360 oh,
00:43:35.460 we're doing a show.
00:43:36.520 No,
00:43:36.920 we should read.
00:43:37.520 This is how you scroll.
00:43:38.260 Wait,
00:43:38.400 you should read that parable.
00:43:39.600 You should read the parables
00:43:40.400 of the people
00:43:40.760 so they can understand
00:43:41.420 how correct I was.
00:43:43.320 That's it.
00:43:43.640 That's all you're going to do.
00:43:44.380 There's not one human
00:43:45.720 on the planet
00:43:46.220 that heard your take on that.
00:43:48.340 You should see the DMs
00:43:49.260 I got.
00:43:49.480 We got to get through 13 pages
00:43:50.740 of this story.
00:43:51.400 That means direct message,
00:43:51.880 bro.
00:43:52.140 Like on Instagram,
00:43:53.480 I got a ton of DMs
00:43:54.980 that was like,
00:43:55.380 yo,
00:43:55.620 Top's really struggling with this.
00:43:56.920 Good for you.
00:43:57.480 Keep at it.
00:43:58.120 Like so much encouragement
00:43:59.180 to be like one day
00:44:00.560 he'll be forgotten.
00:44:01.140 People were like,
00:44:02.000 Top gets it.
00:44:02.940 Matt's wrong.
00:44:04.000 That's pretty much.
00:44:05.240 There's no way
00:44:05.960 that got said.
00:44:06.840 There's no way.
00:44:07.560 So come on.
00:44:08.140 Can you read this?
00:44:09.100 Are you okay?
00:44:09.640 You're going to use
00:44:10.000 two fingers to scroll.
00:44:10.880 Okay.
00:44:11.840 Oh,
00:44:12.020 this is fun.
00:44:12.720 This is crazy.
00:44:14.680 This is irresponsible
00:44:15.420 to let him do.
00:44:16.080 I know.
00:44:16.300 I know.
00:44:16.540 See dead people.
00:44:17.400 I want this next to my laptop.
00:44:18.400 Give me that.
00:44:18.800 No,
00:44:18.940 no,
00:44:19.000 no,
00:44:19.100 please.
00:44:19.380 Wait,
00:44:19.540 wasn't that like a movie?
00:44:21.460 Yeah,
00:44:21.780 that's he's trying to get
00:44:22.460 a catchy headline.
00:44:24.280 My dad had a mountain bike
00:44:25.900 with a baby seat on the back.
00:44:27.340 No,
00:44:27.480 you got to read it.
00:44:29.340 You got to understand
00:44:31.480 when I read,
00:44:32.040 I visualize.
00:44:32.760 So I'm like,
00:44:33.020 I remember when I was a kid,
00:44:34.180 my dad had a thing
00:44:35.020 on the back of the bike too.
00:44:36.280 And then my mom one time
00:44:37.840 was like,
00:44:38.420 stop leaning to the right.
00:44:39.380 Cause if you lean to the right,
00:44:40.880 the bike's going to go to the right.
00:44:42.460 And I was like,
00:44:42.960 stop picking up stuff.
00:44:43.600 Look at Red.
00:44:43.920 And I was like four.
00:44:45.100 And I was like,
00:44:45.620 yo,
00:44:46.080 could I lean all the way
00:44:47.580 to the ice cream shop?
00:44:48.680 Like I thought that
00:44:49.340 when I was four,
00:44:50.060 I was like,
00:44:50.520 I can control the bike.
00:44:51.940 I was like,
00:44:52.480 dude,
00:44:53.240 can I lean all the way
00:44:55.060 to the ice cream shop?
00:44:56.040 My dad had a mountain bike
00:44:57.120 with a baby seat on the back.
00:44:58.320 When I was somewhere
00:44:59.160 between two and three years old,
00:45:00.920 he took me for a ride
00:45:01.840 down the main street of our town.
00:45:03.980 Nice.
00:45:04.560 The road was lined
00:45:05.360 with tall oak trees.
00:45:06.480 See,
00:45:06.640 this is more visual.
00:45:07.660 I like this.
00:45:09.360 The road was lined
00:45:10.520 with tall oak trees
00:45:11.420 that reached across
00:45:12.240 from each side of the street.
00:45:13.820 I was looking up
00:45:14.580 into the sky
00:45:15.200 and I could see the branches
00:45:16.460 bending from either side.
00:45:18.320 What's wrong with you?
00:45:19.860 Why can't I just read?
00:45:21.120 Because when you read the Bible,
00:45:22.600 you read it in a way
00:45:23.500 where I'm like,
00:45:24.080 hell yeah.
00:45:24.600 When you read these stories,
00:45:25.780 you read it in a way
00:45:26.400 where I'm like,
00:45:26.860 please stop reading this.
00:45:28.320 Shit like that.
00:45:28.880 That's wrong.
00:45:29.420 Okay.
00:45:30.080 When I read his book,
00:45:31.920 it reads exactly like this.
00:45:33.160 Oh my God.
00:45:33.780 I was flipping through it yesterday.
00:45:35.160 I was like,
00:45:35.460 I could hear Matt in my head
00:45:36.660 as I'm looking at this.
00:45:37.620 And I was like,
00:45:38.120 God, dude, really?
00:45:39.280 God, please help me.
00:45:41.240 Okay.
00:45:41.660 No more references to that.
00:45:43.080 You can see the branches
00:45:43.840 bending from either side,
00:45:44.900 almost touching.
00:45:46.180 One particular tree
00:45:47.180 on our left
00:45:47.900 caught my attention.
00:45:49.400 Hanging from the branches,
00:45:50.280 I saw three or four
00:45:51.120 adult bodies.
00:45:52.660 What the fuck?
00:45:53.560 Yeah.
00:45:54.120 Hung by ropes
00:45:55.040 from their necks.
00:45:56.340 Whoa.
00:45:56.780 It was probably Halloween.
00:45:58.120 I was so young.
00:46:00.280 Wait,
00:46:00.700 did you guys ever hear
00:46:01.300 that story from George?
00:46:03.560 He's from Long Island.
00:46:04.800 He's a detective
00:46:05.460 in Long Island.
00:46:06.660 And he came to,
00:46:07.600 there was a murder
00:46:08.680 and he was coming
00:46:09.880 to like look for the body
00:46:10.980 and it was Halloween.
00:46:12.400 And he like walked in.
00:46:13.480 He said,
00:46:13.660 all right,
00:46:13.740 where's the body?
00:46:14.400 And they pointed back
00:46:15.080 at the tree
00:46:15.620 and the dude was hung
00:46:17.080 in the tree.
00:46:17.660 He just thought it was
00:46:18.200 like a Halloween decoration.
00:46:19.400 George never told you that?
00:46:21.640 I don't know who George is.
00:46:22.760 I know George.
00:46:23.400 George is dope.
00:46:24.580 Hanging from the branches,
00:46:25.460 I saw three or four
00:46:26.180 adult bodies
00:46:26.940 hung by ropes
00:46:27.680 from their necks.
00:46:28.360 Oh, sick.
00:46:28.780 There we go.
00:46:29.380 Oh, good.
00:46:29.720 We just dox him.
00:46:31.360 Yeah, what is it?
00:46:31.980 I can't read it.
00:46:32.500 Oh, it says,
00:46:33.500 I'm on team top
00:46:34.480 with regard to mercy.
00:46:36.700 Similar to how people
00:46:37.360 have been encouraged
00:46:38.220 to be harmless,
00:46:39.320 incapable,
00:46:39.980 rather than truly meek
00:46:41.220 by choice.
00:46:42.460 One must have the ability
00:46:43.560 and means of enacting
00:46:45.220 vengeance slash consequences
00:46:46.660 before they may be merciful.
00:46:48.240 Mercy is a gift
00:46:50.000 of forgiveness
00:46:50.920 and should be freely given
00:46:53.480 70 times 7.
00:46:54.940 It should be freely given.
00:46:55.920 But for the unrepentant,
00:46:58.040 it is not a mercy.
00:46:59.500 Amen.
00:47:00.160 Whom the Lord loveth,
00:47:03.100 he chasteneth.
00:47:04.720 With top?
00:47:05.520 He's going to,
00:47:06.140 top's going to,
00:47:07.060 the Lord's going to use top
00:47:07.960 to chasten people?
00:47:09.460 Apparently.
00:47:09.960 I don't know.
00:47:10.460 Well, that's an interesting point.
00:47:11.600 What about the unrepentant?
00:47:14.240 No, we extend mercy
00:47:15.500 to everyone.
00:47:16.100 The problem is
00:47:16.640 we went to the very next passage.
00:47:17.940 It was like love your enemies
00:47:19.060 and then it was
00:47:19.660 be like your father in heaven
00:47:20.800 because he says,
00:47:23.320 no, I had it all prepared
00:47:24.460 ahead of time.
00:47:26.040 Because your father in heaven
00:47:27.300 sends the rain on the just
00:47:28.840 and the unjust alike.
00:47:30.280 It doesn't say he sends the rain
00:47:31.520 on those who have repented.
00:47:32.620 It says, no, no, no, man.
00:47:33.240 He takes care of everybody.
00:47:34.180 Be like your father in heaven.
00:47:35.660 So as Tom started arguing about it
00:47:37.880 and I was like,
00:47:38.540 fine, whatever, bro.
00:47:39.360 Like, can we just keep
00:47:39.980 the thing rolling?
00:47:40.140 He doesn't know the next scripture
00:47:41.180 that I had pulled up.
00:47:42.140 No, I did not think that.
00:47:43.180 He said a trap for you?
00:47:44.160 I was like, that's fine.
00:47:44.720 No.
00:47:45.260 He started arguing
00:47:46.300 and I'm like, bro, you win.
00:47:47.780 I have no problem.
00:47:48.780 You win.
00:47:49.280 You win the argument.
00:47:49.800 He said that you win
00:47:51.100 but he knows what's next.
00:47:52.360 And it was very clear.
00:47:53.520 And after that,
00:47:54.060 he showed me some scripture
00:47:54.900 about giving 10%
00:47:55.800 to the 501c3.
00:47:57.280 And I was like,
00:47:57.860 does this mean the Levites?
00:47:58.840 And then every time I looked at him
00:48:00.400 the rest of the show,
00:48:01.240 he was going like this.
00:48:02.660 Well, let me ask you guys something
00:48:04.280 because I'm stupid.
00:48:05.600 I don't know.
00:48:06.540 Can you forgive somebody?
00:48:09.220 He said only 490 forgiveness.
00:48:13.160 Can you forgive somebody
00:48:14.640 who's not asking for forgiveness?
00:48:16.720 Like, I know you could let a thing go.
00:48:18.920 Is it technically forgiveness though?
00:48:21.100 Yeah.
00:48:22.340 Like, if somebody does-
00:48:23.760 You have no more ill will towards them.
00:48:25.440 Yeah, I'm just like Moses.
00:48:26.440 See?
00:48:26.920 Joe Brown gets it.
00:48:27.420 But some people are like,
00:48:27.900 yeah, you forgive,
00:48:28.540 but you don't forget.
00:48:29.700 But all I'm saying is like-
00:48:31.040 Top showing his right on the screen
00:48:32.640 is like Moses saying
00:48:33.660 he was the meekest of all.
00:48:35.120 That's right.
00:48:35.580 I am the most-
00:48:36.940 Let's shout out Joe Brown.
00:48:37.560 Merciful of all.
00:48:38.840 That's my guy.
00:48:39.800 But so,
00:48:41.020 after a while with forgiveness,
00:48:42.500 a lot of times,
00:48:43.280 there is a forgetting.
00:48:44.520 Like, you forgive to the point
00:48:45.820 where you're just like,
00:48:46.620 a thing that was so bad
00:48:47.900 and so hard,
00:48:48.580 you could never imagine
00:48:49.500 the rest of your life
00:48:50.120 you could even forget it.
00:48:51.300 You forgive to a certain point
00:48:53.160 to where ultimately
00:48:53.800 you do kind of forget it.
00:48:55.120 Yeah.
00:48:56.040 I don't hold-
00:48:57.320 Tom doesn't want that.
00:48:58.320 Like, he wants nasty
00:48:59.920 to be his motivation.
00:49:01.320 He wants like to get up
00:49:02.260 in the morning
00:49:02.720 and something's poking him
00:49:03.860 and prodding him
00:49:04.460 and saying,
00:49:04.800 get out there and be nasty.
00:49:06.400 All right, stop arguing with Top
00:49:08.280 and read the story, man.
00:49:09.600 Almost touching.
00:49:10.860 One particular tree
00:49:11.860 on our left
00:49:12.560 caught my attention.
00:49:13.580 Hanging from the branches,
00:49:14.540 I saw three or four adult bodies
00:49:16.520 hung by ropes
00:49:17.200 from their necks.
00:49:18.020 Crazy.
00:49:18.220 I was so young,
00:49:19.600 so maybe I forgot some details
00:49:21.120 or maybe I just didn't pay attention.
00:49:23.420 But I don't recall
00:49:24.560 a specific skin color.
00:49:26.780 Oh, why would he say that?
00:49:28.540 I don't know.
00:49:29.100 Sounds like maybe
00:49:29.640 one of your guys.
00:49:30.440 Black?
00:49:32.060 No.
00:49:33.000 There's no context for that.
00:49:36.960 I do feel like...
00:49:39.000 This is going to be
00:49:41.100 our intro music, Matt.
00:49:42.160 I mean, if you're going
00:49:42.820 to keep doing this to me,
00:49:43.660 we'll just do...
00:49:44.560 I love that.
00:49:45.320 Are you doing it for that now?
00:49:46.440 I love that.
00:49:47.420 I do feel like I remember
00:49:48.880 seeing older style clothing.
00:49:51.380 Ooh, I like where this is going.
00:49:52.520 Like brown burlap pants.
00:49:54.140 This is the earliest memory I have,
00:49:55.660 so it's quite blurry.
00:49:58.460 All right, we don't say
00:49:59.160 those words on their show.
00:50:00.760 Fuzzy, let's say.
00:50:01.460 Have you seen that?
00:50:02.080 Yo, are you getting...
00:50:02.980 They've unfriended me?
00:50:03.780 This is a big deal.
00:50:04.300 What?
00:50:04.880 They wouldn't unfriend you.
00:50:05.960 Wait, so first...
00:50:07.160 Fuzzy Creatures unfriended you?
00:50:08.760 This is crazy.
00:50:09.620 Wait, did Fuzzy Creatures
00:50:10.680 unfriend you?
00:50:11.060 Are you telling me that?
00:50:11.900 I hate when you do that, man.
00:50:12.720 What the heck?
00:50:13.400 They deleted all 40 requests
00:50:15.500 for us to go on their show.
00:50:16.660 At least 40.
00:50:17.320 Almost like they don't want you to exist.
00:50:18.800 And then they deleted you
00:50:20.060 after following you
00:50:21.300 during the Timothy Albarino thing
00:50:23.160 as if they scouted you?
00:50:25.420 No.
00:50:25.620 That's weird, dude.
00:50:26.620 No, they wouldn't do that.
00:50:28.640 Dude, they deleted me.
00:50:29.640 Oh, you know what's funny?
00:50:30.260 They don't hear the soundboard,
00:50:31.380 so we were just singing a song that...
00:50:32.980 Oh, they don't hear...
00:50:33.440 You guys can't hear the soundboard?
00:50:34.420 Well, they couldn't hear the...
00:50:35.740 They definitely couldn't hear the music
00:50:36.820 that we were jamming out to.
00:50:37.640 We just look assholes.
00:50:38.880 Yeah, we are like...
00:50:39.660 I mean, we're really jamming out here.
00:50:42.060 A lot of fun.
00:50:42.940 All right, we'll switch this.
00:50:43.600 Maybe you guys can hear this.
00:50:45.160 They did.
00:50:45.640 They deleted me, man.
00:50:46.640 You know what?
00:50:47.020 Let's call him on the live.
00:50:49.400 What do you mean?
00:50:49.880 Albarino.
00:50:51.360 Yeah, we have...
00:50:51.860 Let's call him.
00:50:52.240 Call him.
00:50:52.260 Call him.
00:50:54.120 Call him right now.
00:50:55.140 I'm going to ask him
00:50:55.640 why he's doing the stuff
00:50:56.380 that Epstein's doing.
00:50:57.320 Why are you doing these things?
00:50:58.740 And I don't mean
00:50:59.700 fucking kids and eating them.
00:51:04.220 Let's not get carried away.
00:51:05.600 I know that's where everybody's mind went.
00:51:07.540 That's not what we were saying at all.
00:51:08.680 Wait, do you want to clarify
00:51:09.740 the connection you're making
00:51:10.980 with Albarino and Epstein?
00:51:11.960 That's probably not a bad idea.
00:51:13.140 He's too stupid.
00:51:13.980 He's too stupid
00:51:16.520 to realize he's doing the same thing.
00:51:17.940 He's an overly confident midwit.
00:51:19.380 He has no idea.
00:51:19.960 What is the same thing, though?
00:51:20.680 The same thing is
00:51:21.700 Epstein is reaching out
00:51:23.040 to Lawrence Krauss
00:51:23.760 to formulate an argument
00:51:24.860 to separate ghosts,
00:51:27.220 aliens,
00:51:27.900 and out-of-body experiences
00:51:29.260 in the same way
00:51:30.080 that Epstein is separating
00:51:31.160 ghosts,
00:51:32.080 demonic encounters,
00:51:33.200 and near-death experiences
00:51:34.420 or out-of-body experiences.
00:51:35.040 The same way Albarino is doing that.
00:51:36.580 The same way,
00:51:37.180 because Albarino is looking
00:51:38.160 at the spirit realm
00:51:39.320 and being like,
00:51:39.840 I don't know if that's a thing,
00:51:40.760 and then he's arguing
00:51:41.320 about what is an out-of-body experience,
00:51:42.940 what is an actual realm.
00:51:43.280 Okay, so that's the only connection
00:51:44.600 you're making between him
00:51:45.780 and the Epstein.
00:51:46.320 No.
00:51:46.540 You're not saying,
00:51:47.140 like, he went to the island
00:51:48.080 or he's, like,
00:51:49.400 eating babies or whatever.
00:51:50.700 I'm not removing the idea
00:51:52.280 that he has an insatiable taste
00:51:54.040 for baby blood.
00:51:54.640 No, we're not saying that.
00:51:55.640 That's not the case.
00:51:56.680 That's crazy.
00:51:57.280 Call him.
00:51:58.460 Within my realm of things
00:51:59.560 that I know.
00:51:59.940 What did Nancy say?
00:52:00.320 Nancy, what are you saying?
00:52:01.720 Call him.
00:52:03.280 Call him.
00:52:04.540 Nancy, I never thought
00:52:05.580 I would say this,
00:52:06.340 but quiet down.
00:52:08.480 Keep it quiet, Nance.
00:52:10.300 You can interrupt more.
00:52:11.000 It's fine.
00:52:11.520 No.
00:52:12.520 Yeah.
00:52:12.800 But, you know,
00:52:13.300 I'm not saying that he's,
00:52:14.200 he's, I think what he's doing
00:52:15.780 is he's an unwitting participant
00:52:17.480 in a narrative
00:52:18.700 that stems from this motherfucker.
00:52:23.020 Epstein and his cohorts.
00:52:24.300 Oh, like, maybe he unknowingly
00:52:26.040 got lured into this thing.
00:52:27.920 Because he's not that fucking smart.
00:52:29.780 That's not really nice.
00:52:30.900 It seems like a lot of stuff
00:52:32.800 he is really smart about.
00:52:33.960 He's, he's an unaware midwit.
00:52:36.320 He's, he's an unpaid asset.
00:52:38.800 He's running narratives
00:52:39.820 that he doesn't realize
00:52:41.220 where the narratives come from.
00:52:42.500 You don't think he came to this,
00:52:44.000 all these conclusions himself
00:52:45.300 through his studies?
00:52:46.120 Probably through the research
00:52:47.440 of the people that are associated
00:52:48.660 with this thing.
00:52:49.540 You come to different conclusions.
00:52:51.640 Right.
00:52:52.020 And I think those studies,
00:52:52.860 it's like, what are your studies?
00:52:54.340 More logical conclusions
00:52:55.420 if you're studying
00:52:56.200 what he's been studying.
00:52:57.120 I don't think he's,
00:52:58.060 yeah, I don't know.
00:52:58.900 Listen, there's, again,
00:53:00.900 I just, I'm left to review
00:53:02.500 these things
00:53:03.140 and think these over
00:53:04.020 in my mind.
00:53:04.760 Yeah.
00:53:05.860 My mind.
00:53:06.840 My mind.
00:53:07.500 So here's one.
00:53:08.440 I guess where this is
00:53:09.160 we're always talking about.
00:53:10.120 So we'll talk about this.
00:53:10.620 This is funny.
00:53:11.060 That's Jay Barber.
00:53:11.680 Do I know?
00:53:12.580 He just, he just described
00:53:14.800 I hate all these videos.
00:53:16.840 I hate watching these.
00:53:17.940 How the being in the craft
00:53:19.540 that he was transporting,
00:53:20.920 it was on a lead line.
00:53:22.200 I don't like these either.
00:53:23.040 Some kind of a saucer.
00:53:24.960 Apparently there was a being
00:53:26.000 inside of the saucer
00:53:27.540 that was communicating
00:53:28.960 something to him.
00:53:30.580 Some sort of a-
00:53:31.300 Look at me grilling him, dude.
00:53:32.440 I'm just a killer.
00:53:33.380 ...communication that overwhelmed him
00:53:35.080 with these feelings,
00:53:36.700 which he describes
00:53:37.760 as the divine feminine,
00:53:39.680 whatever.
00:53:40.220 Feminine women love M&M.
00:53:41.740 There's nothing there.
00:53:42.900 I have nothing to evaluate there.
00:53:45.700 There's nothing there.
00:53:46.880 There's nothing there.
00:53:47.780 You have nothing to evaluate there.
00:53:49.040 I don't know.
00:53:49.260 We're just making fun of him
00:53:50.120 in his stupid fucking stupid face.
00:53:53.420 No.
00:53:54.060 No, I'm not.
00:53:54.780 Like, I'm, I'm, I don't know.
00:53:56.880 This is why, this is why I'm like,
00:53:57.880 I'd like to get away from him
00:53:59.040 as much as possible.
00:54:02.320 I asked the Lord.
00:54:03.320 I said, Lord,
00:54:03.800 if we're not supposed to do it,
00:54:05.360 shut the door.
00:54:06.820 Because if not,
00:54:07.760 I'm fucking growing.
00:54:09.300 What are you laughing about?
00:54:10.340 I'm laughing because last night
00:54:12.440 you said that.
00:54:14.460 I had you on speakerphone.
00:54:15.900 He thinks it's funny.
00:54:16.240 He thinks it's funny.
00:54:16.420 Because I never talk
00:54:17.260 with the phone to my ear
00:54:18.200 because I hate it.
00:54:18.960 I just don't like that feeling.
00:54:20.020 So I talk on speakerphone.
00:54:21.620 So Jess overheard you say,
00:54:23.720 I'm effing done with this guy.
00:54:25.980 I don't want to bring it up anymore.
00:54:27.160 I don't want to talk to him.
00:54:28.300 I'm done with this guy.
00:54:29.240 He's a clown.
00:54:29.580 He brings up a fucking clip.
00:54:31.940 And then I was like,
00:54:32.880 sweetheart, sweetheart.
00:54:34.380 I was like,
00:54:34.940 it's eight o'clock right now.
00:54:35.960 I guaranteed tomorrow morning
00:54:37.460 he's going to be,
00:54:38.000 I'm back on Alvarito.
00:54:39.080 Was he in your house last night?
00:54:41.300 No.
00:54:41.600 Yeah.
00:54:41.820 How did you,
00:54:42.520 what were you doing?
00:54:43.580 No.
00:54:43.920 You were talking to me
00:54:45.040 and I can hear his voice.
00:54:46.180 We were over there
00:54:46.440 making gondolas, bro.
00:54:47.800 I'm for you.
00:54:48.180 It's called a conference call.
00:54:48.980 Can you read this guy's story, please?
00:54:50.720 It didn't even sound like
00:54:51.660 he was on the same line.
00:54:52.820 So what I'm saying is that
00:54:54.320 the defense of like,
00:54:56.800 you just can't quit him, baby.
00:54:58.020 It's crazy.
00:54:58.680 The hand waving away
00:54:59.900 of the divine feminine
00:55:00.720 because it's coming up again
00:55:01.680 and it'll be,
00:55:02.300 it'll be broadcast on Saturday,
00:55:03.600 on Sunday, Saturday,
00:55:04.980 whenever the Super Bowl is for sure.
00:55:06.180 Like this is what it's going to be about.
00:55:07.500 Yeah.
00:55:07.980 Divine feminine symbolism.
00:55:09.180 But it's like this part,
00:55:10.180 this part of the interview
00:55:10.980 sticks out to me again.
00:55:12.360 Like because the whole entire thing
00:55:13.940 was shitty
00:55:14.360 and then you get to a certain point
00:55:15.920 where David goes,
00:55:17.000 hey man,
00:55:17.280 let's be a little bit more amicable
00:55:18.740 towards this guy
00:55:19.660 and let's bring up a topic
00:55:20.600 that everybody could agree on
00:55:22.240 and we're like,
00:55:22.660 let's talk about these kind of demons.
00:55:24.660 Nobody likes this
00:55:25.400 and he's like,
00:55:26.060 it's nothing.
00:55:26.900 It's nothing.
00:55:27.380 Whatever.
00:55:27.900 It is weird
00:55:28.340 because he never really said,
00:55:30.360 it wasn't like he identified it
00:55:32.240 as an important angle.
00:55:34.100 It was more like he just
00:55:35.200 shoot it away
00:55:36.740 like it doesn't exist.
00:55:37.700 He's like,
00:55:37.900 yeah,
00:55:38.080 it's bullshit kind of a deal
00:55:40.100 and I'm like,
00:55:40.640 he's saying don't look at this
00:55:41.540 and I'm not,
00:55:42.240 we're not implicating him
00:55:43.220 in any of these files or anything
00:55:44.620 but who we are implicating
00:55:45.900 is Jake Barber,
00:55:47.540 the company that he worked for
00:55:48.640 to produce these documentaries
00:55:49.740 which were then suddenly stopped
00:55:51.440 and never released.
00:55:52.660 Like some of these documentaries
00:55:53.540 were not completed
00:55:54.640 and never released
00:55:55.300 for no reason,
00:55:56.620 no explanation.
00:55:57.620 The explanation
00:55:58.080 is that the money dried up,
00:56:00.120 which it did
00:56:00.580 and now we have emails
00:56:01.700 of correspondence
00:56:02.500 between the CEO of Skywatcher
00:56:04.220 who was producing these films
00:56:05.340 for Jake Barber
00:56:06.180 with Jake Barber
00:56:06.980 in conjunction with him.
00:56:08.620 He's talking with Epstein.
00:56:09.940 They're talking about funding.
00:56:10.860 They're talking about
00:56:11.280 all this kind of shit.
00:56:12.860 They never got out.
00:56:13.560 It's like,
00:56:13.700 it's just fucking weird, man.
00:56:15.540 It's bizarre.
00:56:15.880 Yeah, dude.
00:56:16.160 The guy from CNN,
00:56:18.040 the broadcaster,
00:56:19.200 like he's wrapped up
00:56:20.020 in the alien thing now.
00:56:21.760 Who?
00:56:22.720 Jake Barber.
00:56:24.360 That's a different dude.
00:56:26.200 All right, man.
00:56:27.120 Wait, is that,
00:56:27.700 it's at that high level now
00:56:29.000 where it's like even the
00:56:30.060 dudes on the news?
00:56:32.200 That's not a CNN dude.
00:56:33.220 Jake Barber is a guy
00:56:34.300 that was responsible
00:56:35.540 for retrieving,
00:56:36.480 he was in the news,
00:56:38.080 I guess you could say,
00:56:38.880 but he retrieved
00:56:40.060 a egg-shaped UAP
00:56:41.660 from like a mountain range.
00:56:44.440 Well, let's finish
00:56:45.240 reading this thing,
00:56:46.740 please,
00:56:47.620 for the love of the Lord.
00:56:49.300 It's down here.
00:56:50.120 Okay, sorry.
00:56:50.760 That's all right.
00:56:51.200 All right.
00:56:51.620 Okay, I don't want
00:56:53.060 to miss all that, though.
00:56:54.800 No, I don't read
00:56:55.520 the chat anymore.
00:56:56.200 You were reading the chat
00:56:56.860 just now.
00:56:57.440 I've struggled with it
00:56:58.000 in the past,
00:56:58.500 and I've overcome it.
00:57:00.280 That's true.
00:57:00.940 Unless you pull them up.
00:57:01.840 Matt needs a barber soon.
00:57:03.720 Growing out a little bit.
00:57:04.560 Go ahead, Matt.
00:57:05.000 I got to cut my hair.
00:57:05.760 I can't do the long hair anymore.
00:57:07.400 Okay.
00:57:07.980 Okay, so just get the vibe,
00:57:09.300 though.
00:57:09.520 It's people hanging
00:57:10.400 in the trees,
00:57:11.160 and they've got old-time,
00:57:12.580 it's old-timey vibes.
00:57:14.000 Like 1800s, I'm guessing.
00:57:15.140 Yeah.
00:57:15.300 Like brown burlap pants.
00:57:16.480 Okay.
00:57:16.840 Brown people.
00:57:17.300 Brown people.
00:57:17.820 So when you shit them,
00:57:18.940 nobody can tell.
00:57:19.520 That's a good idea.
00:57:22.040 Yeah, wear your brown pants.
00:57:23.400 What are you doing?
00:57:23.880 Okay, all right.
00:57:24.480 Hold on there.
00:57:25.160 All you got to do
00:57:25.640 is just put two fingers on it
00:57:26.640 and go like that.
00:57:27.160 Okay, relax.
00:57:28.200 That's it, man.
00:57:29.040 If you use yours,
00:57:29.800 you would know how to do it.
00:57:31.000 Matt, this is a good one.
00:57:32.180 This is a good one, Matt.
00:57:32.940 Dude, all you got to do
00:57:33.460 is just do this.
00:57:35.240 Timothy Aboriginal.
00:57:36.660 Aboriginal.
00:57:37.360 Cool, man.
00:57:37.960 I'm going to make a...
00:57:38.640 Why haven't we made him black yet?
00:57:41.340 Why haven't we?
00:57:42.160 This is crazy.
00:57:42.960 What is the matter with me?
00:57:44.200 I can't believe
00:57:45.080 I haven't made him black.
00:57:46.260 No, because I don't even
00:57:47.260 want to know
00:57:47.620 what the caption would be.
00:57:48.620 Timothy Aboriginal.
00:57:49.680 Thank you.
00:57:50.120 Who said that?
00:57:50.580 Who said Timothy Aboriginal?
00:57:51.720 Shout out to...
00:57:52.500 Who said that?
00:57:53.100 Because that's a banger.
00:57:55.260 Goes on watching.
00:57:56.340 Goes on watching.
00:57:57.220 Oh, he's the man.
00:57:57.920 Goes on watching.
00:57:58.560 Gets it.
00:57:58.860 Yeah.
00:57:59.040 Okay, cool.
00:57:59.560 So let's...
00:58:00.120 I'm going to make this one black.
00:58:02.480 That's the best one to make black.
00:58:03.760 Okay, go on, please.
00:58:04.480 Can you read the story
00:58:05.020 while I make him black?
00:58:06.900 I don't like it, but whatever.
00:58:09.240 Okay, the house.
00:58:11.460 The big warning sign.
00:58:12.540 Don't worry.
00:58:13.240 This isn't HGTV.
00:58:15.240 The house we lived in at the time
00:58:16.820 was a duplex.
00:58:17.620 An upstairs apartment
00:58:18.540 with a full attic.
00:58:20.240 Ooh, we already know
00:58:20.940 where this is going.
00:58:21.720 Oh, no.
00:58:22.360 In a downstairs apartment
00:58:23.500 with a full basement.
00:58:24.700 This is going to get ugly.
00:58:25.740 Oh, we better describe
00:58:26.580 this house, baby.
00:58:28.080 My parents and I
00:58:29.240 lived upstairs,
00:58:30.720 shared it with my dad's parents
00:58:32.340 who lived downstairs.
00:58:34.920 Hmm.
00:58:35.360 Okay.
00:58:37.220 Okay.
00:58:37.760 I hate it
00:58:38.880 if I ask this question
00:58:40.060 on this show.
00:58:41.040 They call him
00:58:41.580 DeTimothy.
00:58:42.620 DeTimothy.
00:58:43.900 I would say
00:58:44.680 DeTimothy,
00:58:45.400 aboriginal.
00:58:47.280 Okay.
00:58:49.020 I said remove his hat
00:58:50.340 and give him an afro.
00:58:51.660 That's funny.
00:58:52.220 Oh, my God.
00:58:54.720 This is the problem.
00:58:55.780 Like, I try to do this show
00:58:56.940 and I'm all locked
00:58:57.800 into the show.
00:58:58.640 You haven't been locked
00:58:59.200 in this whole time.
00:58:59.980 chat, you're playing
00:59:00.880 on your phone,
00:59:01.640 you're doing all this
00:59:02.140 other stuff
00:59:02.820 and I'm, like,
00:59:03.760 just trying to do the show.
00:59:04.920 All right, go ahead.
00:59:05.560 Read it.
00:59:05.700 Oh, my God.
00:59:06.440 I know with you guys
00:59:07.440 this is going to come off
00:59:08.360 like racist.
00:59:09.560 So, I really don't like that
00:59:10.680 because I know you guys
00:59:13.040 are going to make it
00:59:13.600 like a racist thing.
00:59:14.360 He makes that
00:59:14.780 handsome black guy,
00:59:15.860 doesn't he?
00:59:18.800 I can't do this.
00:59:20.320 We finna explore
00:59:21.120 some of these
00:59:21.640 megalithic caves and shit.
00:59:23.360 Put a tiny fedora
00:59:28.000 on top of his afro.
00:59:32.500 Should I give him a whip?
00:59:33.940 All right.
00:59:34.200 Anyway, please continue.
00:59:35.940 Okay.
00:59:38.420 Okay.
00:59:38.960 So, this begs the question.
00:59:40.080 The parents live upstairs.
00:59:41.300 The grandparents live
00:59:42.140 downstairs, right?
00:59:43.960 I'm not.
00:59:44.920 I'm not.
00:59:45.480 I just, I'm not doing this.
00:59:46.640 I'm not doing this.
00:59:47.620 I'm out of here.
00:59:50.280 It's got a tiny fedora
00:59:51.960 on his afro.
00:59:53.360 Oh, my God.
00:59:54.280 It's so funny.
00:59:55.380 I'm saving that.
00:59:56.660 Oh, that's the best.
00:59:58.100 Okay.
00:59:58.660 Okay.
00:59:59.080 I'm sorry.
00:59:59.560 I didn't mean to laugh like that.
01:00:00.600 I haven't.
01:00:02.320 You know what?
01:00:03.080 He doesn't get it
01:00:03.820 because this happened.
01:00:04.580 This all happened before him.
01:00:05.520 He doesn't understand the,
01:00:06.720 I can't really say the,
01:00:08.300 he'll get all offended
01:00:09.060 if I say what the.
01:00:09.900 We created something
01:00:10.440 called the N-word verse.
01:00:11.800 Yeah.
01:00:12.300 Where I just turned
01:00:12.920 everybody's favorite content
01:00:14.540 creators into black people.
01:00:16.300 And Grok, like Grok
01:00:17.120 was just doing like
01:00:17.820 all this image stuff
01:00:18.620 and it was doing
01:00:19.080 a really good job.
01:00:20.660 To Timothy.
01:00:22.140 To Timothy.
01:00:24.340 Uh, Aboriginal.
01:00:25.560 How do you spell Abbo?
01:00:26.360 All right, all right.
01:00:26.800 We're going to,
01:00:27.240 keep reading, keep reading.
01:00:28.440 I'm sorry.
01:00:29.100 I'm sorry about that.
01:00:29.840 Matt's getting upset.
01:00:30.600 You're getting him mad.
01:00:31.580 Okay.
01:00:31.820 I'm sorry, man.
01:00:32.420 I didn't mean to.
01:00:33.300 I didn't mean to make you mad.
01:00:34.180 You know, hey,
01:00:34.680 I'm really trying to lock in.
01:00:35.880 I know, I'm sorry.
01:00:36.460 I've worked really hard
01:00:37.120 to not keep watching the chat.
01:00:38.840 The Timothy Aboriginal.
01:00:40.200 You know,
01:00:40.440 the Raven was really mad at me
01:00:41.700 the last time
01:00:42.640 the three of us
01:00:43.240 were on a show like that.
01:00:43.880 How's it feel, huh?
01:00:44.680 He was really upset.
01:00:45.840 How's it feel?
01:00:46.440 He, like, even Jess was like,
01:00:47.880 yeah, he was like saying
01:00:48.840 the nicest things to you
01:00:49.700 and you were ignoring him.
01:00:50.500 I was like, sweetie,
01:00:51.040 I get uncomfortable
01:00:51.820 when he starts saying nice things.
01:00:53.060 He never says nice things.
01:00:54.500 I felt like something was up
01:00:55.680 and I needed to not engage.
01:00:57.500 So I just went to my safe place,
01:00:59.240 which was the chat.
01:01:00.160 That's what I do.
01:01:00.880 I agree.
01:01:01.520 Okay.
01:01:01.920 And then she's like,
01:01:02.520 yeah, it really hurt his feelings.
01:01:04.000 I was unreasonable.
01:01:05.200 And you said it really hurt his feelings.
01:01:06.860 I didn't mean to do that.
01:01:08.180 I look up to the Raven a lot.
01:01:09.960 You look up to this guy?
01:01:10.740 Yeah.
01:01:11.080 He's usually really nasty to me.
01:01:12.500 And when he gets super nice,
01:01:13.640 I just feel like
01:01:14.180 something uncomfortable is happening.
01:01:16.000 The Timothy Aboriginal.
01:01:17.540 Stop.
01:01:17.920 That's very funny.
01:01:18.820 No, it's not.
01:01:19.560 Shout out to you guys.
01:01:20.420 You guys are great.
01:01:21.440 You guys got great ideas.
01:01:22.340 Okay.
01:01:22.540 Keep reading.
01:01:23.200 Okay.
01:01:23.440 So again, not to be racist,
01:01:25.140 but I know you guys like,
01:01:26.020 oh, I always ask people
01:01:27.020 what country they're from.
01:01:27.980 Like when you can tell
01:01:28.640 they're from another country
01:01:29.560 or they have dark skin.
01:01:30.620 You say, hey,
01:01:30.940 where are you from originally?
01:01:31.880 Do you know Tim Poole?
01:01:33.260 Stop.
01:01:34.240 So then this is very intriguing
01:01:36.120 because he's on Afro Wars.
01:01:38.280 Afro Wars.
01:01:42.020 Oh, it's Josie.
01:01:44.680 Josie the redhead libertarian.
01:01:45.940 Who is that chick?
01:01:46.680 That's Josie the redhead libertarian.
01:01:48.620 Yeah.
01:01:49.340 Do Raven and his wife.
01:01:51.000 Oh, look at this.
01:01:51.900 Look at these black people.
01:01:52.840 I look black.
01:01:54.100 All right.
01:01:54.340 All right.
01:01:54.460 That's enough.
01:01:54.840 That's enough.
01:01:55.080 Okay.
01:01:55.900 No, it's not
01:01:56.660 because I'm going to start going again
01:01:57.840 in the story.
01:01:58.380 Okay.
01:01:58.600 This time we're going to lock in.
01:01:59.580 You guys are going to sidebar.
01:02:00.440 We're going to lock in for real.
01:02:01.380 And I never do that.
01:02:02.300 When I'm on a show,
01:02:02.980 I'm locked in.
01:02:03.720 I'm trying to be as respectful
01:02:04.740 as possible
01:02:05.260 and pay as close attention
01:02:06.260 as possible.
01:02:06.780 Let's go, dude.
01:02:07.480 I'm known for that.
01:02:08.300 All right.
01:02:09.220 My parents and I lived upstairs.
01:02:12.360 Okay.
01:02:13.020 Yeah.
01:02:14.460 My grandparents lived downstairs.
01:02:16.880 I know what you're doing.
01:02:17.860 Don't look at the screen.
01:02:18.580 Everything's fine.
01:02:18.980 No, no.
01:02:19.360 Okay.
01:02:19.660 So all I'm seeing
01:02:20.640 is that in a lot of cultures,
01:02:21.900 that's very normal.
01:02:24.220 So potentially,
01:02:25.140 this is not just like white Americans.
01:02:26.920 I would hate that.
01:02:27.700 That's all I'm saying.
01:02:28.660 No, no, no.
01:02:29.220 You know who?
01:02:29.840 Yeah.
01:02:30.300 My friend who was Italian,
01:02:32.200 they do that.
01:02:33.400 They live like grandparents downstairs,
01:02:35.740 parents upstairs.
01:02:36.580 It makes sense, man.
01:02:37.580 And you've always got like something
01:02:39.940 like the younger people
01:02:42.320 always have a babysitter.
01:02:43.700 The older people
01:02:44.600 always have a younger person
01:02:45.600 to help them lift something heavy.
01:02:47.240 It's just how it works.
01:02:48.840 I've done this,
01:02:49.480 but horizontally.
01:02:50.560 We don't do this.
01:02:51.080 That's better, yeah.
01:02:51.580 And more nastily.
01:02:52.900 Separating by a grass.
01:02:53.740 If everybody goes their own way,
01:02:55.880 that much more stuff
01:02:56.820 has to be bought
01:02:57.500 by the system too.
01:02:58.820 It's that much more stuff.
01:02:59.960 Another house has to be bought.
01:03:01.200 Another water heater
01:03:01.900 has to be bought.
01:03:02.860 Another pool has to be bought.
01:03:04.500 Another washer and dryer.
01:03:05.500 You know, like you just go down the list
01:03:06.780 of all the stuff
01:03:07.620 that has to be bought, right?
01:03:08.680 Like that's why it did make sense
01:03:10.240 and was always logical
01:03:11.240 that families stuck together
01:03:12.820 and lived on somewhat of a compound.
01:03:14.780 Or like where I grew up in Cali,
01:03:16.820 like on my street,
01:03:18.000 there was like Filipinos
01:03:18.960 that had multiple generations
01:03:21.080 just in one house.
01:03:22.080 It wasn't a compound.
01:03:23.000 It was a house
01:03:23.600 in a neighborhood.
01:03:24.360 Chinese people do the same thing.
01:03:25.240 Chinese too.
01:03:26.180 There was Spanish cultures
01:03:27.660 on the street
01:03:28.300 that had multiple generations
01:03:29.540 of one house.
01:03:30.200 In all seriousness,
01:03:31.220 can you tell me
01:03:32.460 what's wrong with this guy's head?
01:03:34.480 That's a little weird.
01:03:35.200 I never really,
01:03:36.080 like when you are with him in person,
01:03:37.820 you can't tell.
01:03:39.000 Yeah, but from the side,
01:03:39.840 it's crazy.
01:03:40.060 It's not real, dude.
01:03:41.540 That's the dude.
01:03:42.500 Israel.
01:03:43.460 Israel.
01:03:45.280 1947 Israel.
01:03:46.560 Okay.
01:03:46.860 All right.
01:03:47.040 So the parents and I lived upstairs.
01:03:48.980 Yeah.
01:03:50.460 Shared it with my dad's parents
01:03:51.580 who lived downstairs.
01:03:52.280 My dad moved into this house
01:03:53.580 as a child
01:03:54.400 when he was about 10.
01:03:56.220 It was originally built
01:03:57.300 in the 1800s
01:03:58.660 as a funeral parlor.
01:04:00.720 What?
01:04:01.220 That's a fucking shitty place to live, dude.
01:04:03.260 You can't live here.
01:04:03.840 Send it into a duplex
01:04:05.000 for a family?
01:04:06.700 What?
01:04:07.460 Dude,
01:04:07.800 can you imagine
01:04:08.500 what goes on
01:04:08.920 in the basement
01:04:09.600 of a funeral parlor?
01:04:11.280 The area.
01:04:12.840 Oh,
01:04:13.320 now we're getting
01:04:13.840 a little more of the story.
01:04:15.220 We get a feeling
01:04:16.220 this dude was trashy.
01:04:17.340 He's from the same place
01:04:18.540 as the Raven, dude.
01:04:19.500 The area of South Jersey.
01:04:21.120 Okay.
01:04:21.820 Yep.
01:04:22.440 Just kidding.
01:04:22.960 I don't think you're trashy, bro.
01:04:24.160 Oh.
01:04:24.680 Was pretty popular
01:04:25.680 for hanging defectors
01:04:28.380 after the Revolutionary War
01:04:30.300 in the 1700s.
01:04:31.460 Mmm.
01:04:32.240 Strange fruit.
01:04:32.980 And again,
01:04:33.720 during the Civil War
01:04:34.740 in the 1800s,
01:04:36.280 the area
01:04:37.080 has seen plenty of trauma.
01:04:40.140 Like territorial spirits
01:04:41.500 that just kind of,
01:04:43.100 they were around
01:04:44.120 in the 1700s
01:04:45.420 affecting humans.
01:04:47.640 Yeah.
01:04:47.740 The same spirits
01:04:48.380 are still around the 1800s
01:04:49.900 affecting humans.
01:04:51.420 This is a hot spot
01:04:52.600 for hanging.
01:04:53.300 Dude,
01:04:53.460 you better hurry up.
01:04:54.020 This is 13 pages.
01:04:54.820 This is crazy.
01:04:55.780 How many pages?
01:04:56.220 Is this really a long one?
01:04:57.040 Yeah,
01:04:57.200 it's 13 pages,
01:04:58.320 Matthew.
01:04:59.660 Stop with your
01:05:00.900 meaty fingers, dude.
01:05:02.420 Have a gentle touch.
01:05:03.700 Look,
01:05:04.120 you click over here
01:05:04.840 to make it go away.
01:05:05.680 Then you just,
01:05:06.300 you just scroll, dude.
01:05:07.300 It's nice.
01:05:07.800 Nice time to scroll.
01:05:08.680 Relax.
01:05:09.180 That's it.
01:05:10.960 Plenty of trauma.
01:05:12.040 Yeah.
01:05:13.080 The mortician of the house
01:05:14.240 lived on the second floor.
01:05:16.620 The ground floor
01:05:17.480 is where the viewings were
01:05:18.540 and the basement
01:05:19.280 was used as a mortuary.
01:05:20.980 I don't even care.
01:05:21.700 Like if you're,
01:05:22.300 if you're a,
01:05:23.040 a mortician,
01:05:25.020 like I get it,
01:05:25.640 like you're used to it.
01:05:26.440 I'm not,
01:05:26.680 I'm still not living there.
01:05:28.060 No,
01:05:28.360 that's crazy.
01:05:29.160 I'm just going to live
01:05:29.660 on the second floor.
01:05:30.260 It's not even,
01:05:30.660 it's not even the same floor.
01:05:31.720 Yeah.
01:05:31.900 How could you live there?
01:05:32.880 It's convenient.
01:05:33.640 I mean,
01:05:33.800 it's fine.
01:05:34.320 You can tell like the jokes
01:05:35.420 and people go,
01:05:35.940 Hey,
01:05:36.060 how's business?
01:05:36.660 You go dead.
01:05:37.480 Oh shit.
01:05:37.960 That's great.
01:05:38.560 Chuck from Guam
01:05:39.200 is from Camden County.
01:05:41.040 That's dope.
01:05:41.700 New Jersey.
01:05:42.380 Yeah.
01:05:43.380 I didn't know
01:05:43.800 it was Camden County.
01:05:49.740 Why?
01:05:50.100 Why?
01:05:50.180 What dude?
01:05:53.840 What?
01:05:54.120 Who does that?
01:05:54.980 Who does what?
01:05:55.900 We have a lot of audio listeners
01:05:57.100 that are confused.
01:05:57.640 I'm not saying that you guys
01:05:58.500 are little kids
01:05:59.840 that just got turned
01:06:00.560 into grownups overnight.
01:06:01.620 Like the movie big.
01:06:02.820 I'm just saying
01:06:03.260 if that happened,
01:06:04.160 this is exactly
01:06:04.680 what it would look like.
01:06:05.740 Yeah.
01:06:06.240 For me,
01:06:06.760 it turns me into an Indian,
01:06:08.640 which is not cool.
01:06:09.540 Oh yeah.
01:06:09.920 Well,
01:06:10.120 Somalian.
01:06:10.940 Somalian.
01:06:11.420 Well,
01:06:11.980 not too far off.
01:06:12.760 Not too far off.
01:06:13.600 Just a couple of shades.
01:06:14.440 Sure,
01:06:14.760 dude.
01:06:15.660 Oh,
01:06:15.960 nice.
01:06:16.440 Did you know
01:06:17.120 that was a racist event?
01:06:20.220 That shirt got us
01:06:21.220 into the door.
01:06:22.000 I gave him one t-shirt.
01:06:22.940 He was like,
01:06:23.240 I'm going to get these guys
01:06:24.260 working here.
01:06:26.360 Yeah.
01:06:26.520 He was like,
01:06:26.800 I like their racist event.
01:06:27.300 No,
01:06:27.520 I was actually on a show
01:06:28.380 the other day
01:06:28.880 like telling our story
01:06:29.920 like how we met.
01:06:31.080 You ain't even been on no show.
01:06:32.420 What show?
01:06:32.880 What show?
01:06:33.240 When you came in
01:06:33.740 and how we talked about
01:06:34.940 like the Deuteronomy 2 story
01:06:36.280 about how that God
01:06:37.340 didn't just use Israel
01:06:38.400 to wipe out giants
01:06:39.320 and Deuteronomy 2.
01:06:40.280 He talks about
01:06:40.700 how he used
01:06:41.480 the descendants of Esau.
01:06:44.040 Jacob,
01:06:44.560 I loved Esau.
01:06:45.340 I hated.
01:06:45.660 Now keep that in mind now.
01:06:48.000 God used the descendants
01:06:49.120 of Esau
01:06:49.740 to wipe out Nephilim tribes
01:06:52.340 and he did the same thing
01:06:54.020 with the descendants
01:06:55.800 of Lot.
01:06:58.720 So it was intriguing.
01:06:59.760 That was the first thing
01:07:00.400 we talked about
01:07:01.000 when I was like,
01:07:01.460 you don't know
01:07:01.760 what a Nephilim is.
01:07:03.080 Oh,
01:07:03.240 yeah,
01:07:03.440 that's right.
01:07:03.920 You're like,
01:07:04.120 yeah,
01:07:04.260 I do.
01:07:06.980 I like that story.
01:07:08.280 Okay,
01:07:08.640 where is it at in the Bible?
01:07:09.400 Are you coming,
01:07:10.560 Keisha?
01:07:11.220 Is that why?
01:07:12.060 She's like,
01:07:12.500 when is frigging Brogrove 4?
01:07:14.280 I don't know,
01:07:14.820 Keisha,
01:07:15.100 is you coming?
01:07:16.040 We're waiting to see.
01:07:16.720 Keisha with your black name.
01:07:18.280 It might be more expensive
01:07:19.720 than we thought.
01:07:20.880 But all right.
01:07:21.140 Two million dollars.
01:07:22.260 Let's go ahead
01:07:22.900 and keep reading this, Matt.
01:07:24.680 You got that kind of money, Keisha?
01:07:25.280 Okay,
01:07:25.420 the mortician of the house
01:07:26.340 lived on the second floor.
01:07:27.300 The ground floor
01:07:27.860 is where the viewings were
01:07:28.900 and the basement
01:07:29.680 was used as a mortuary.
01:07:30.900 I can barely hear in these.
01:07:34.100 That's probably why
01:07:34.660 I'm like extra
01:07:35.940 talking over you guys.
01:07:36.820 Not that I don't normally.
01:07:37.880 Go ahead.
01:07:38.260 Okay,
01:07:38.420 that's way too loud.
01:07:39.680 Make it turn it up higher.
01:07:40.720 No,
01:07:41.360 no,
01:07:41.560 I know how you are.
01:07:42.340 That's probably
01:07:42.760 a little...
01:07:44.100 Watch me read this
01:07:44.780 same sentence over again.
01:07:45.940 Okay,
01:07:46.140 the story goes,
01:07:47.720 the original owner
01:07:49.620 hung himself in the attic.
01:07:51.140 Okay,
01:07:51.480 wait,
01:07:51.640 wait,
01:07:51.740 wait,
01:07:51.880 wait,
01:07:51.960 wait.
01:07:52.140 The mortician of the house
01:07:53.100 lived on the second floor.
01:07:54.140 The ground floor
01:07:54.780 is where the viewings were
01:07:55.840 and the basement
01:07:56.520 was used as a mortuary.
01:07:58.300 The story goes,
01:07:59.240 the original owner
01:08:00.400 hung himself in the attic
01:08:01.720 after his wife and kids
01:08:03.440 got sick and died
01:08:04.420 and this brings me
01:08:05.700 to the second earliest memory I have.
01:08:07.940 Can you imagine
01:08:08.460 if these are your first two memories?
01:08:10.300 My memories,
01:08:11.080 my first earliest memories
01:08:12.040 are very bizarre.
01:08:13.800 That's crazy though.
01:08:14.840 I have a great first memory,
01:08:16.360 bro.
01:08:16.960 Casper,
01:08:17.640 exclamation point.
01:08:18.920 Watch out.
01:08:19.860 Warning.
01:08:21.240 I was between four and five years old
01:08:23.260 and it was Halloween.
01:08:25.860 My parents had split by this time.
01:08:27.540 My mom and I moved in
01:08:28.560 with her mother
01:08:29.140 a couple towns over
01:08:30.200 but I still saw my dad
01:08:31.820 on most weekends and holidays.
01:08:34.440 Why?
01:08:35.400 Why?
01:08:35.720 Why are you doing that?
01:08:37.020 It's inappropriate.
01:08:38.260 I'm sorry.
01:08:38.820 Incredibly inappropriate.
01:08:39.920 I'm trying to look up
01:08:40.680 something right now.
01:08:41.660 Go ahead.
01:08:42.120 I'll give you time.
01:08:42.680 What was this lady's name
01:08:43.700 that we were...
01:08:44.420 Are we fact checking?
01:08:45.660 No,
01:08:45.960 I'm trying to find the woman
01:08:47.440 who we were talking about
01:08:48.940 the venue with
01:08:50.460 and to see if she ever responded
01:08:52.480 and I remember what her name was.
01:08:54.920 All right,
01:08:55.120 well,
01:08:55.320 not for right now.
01:08:56.380 We'll do this after.
01:08:57.720 Keep going.
01:08:58.400 I'm sorry.
01:08:58.760 I deleted that.
01:09:01.820 You did not, dude.
01:09:03.100 I know what's going on.
01:09:04.420 What?
01:09:04.740 What's the matter?
01:09:05.100 Let's keep reading the story.
01:09:06.080 So the problem is
01:09:06.820 if you keep pausing
01:09:07.600 then you lose the story.
01:09:08.820 Everybody's losing the story.
01:09:09.720 Okay.
01:09:10.000 I was with my dad
01:09:10.820 and my younger cousin
01:09:11.620 and my aunt.
01:09:12.660 We finished gathering candy
01:09:13.920 from strangers
01:09:14.560 and we're approaching our house
01:09:16.280 when one of us noticed
01:09:17.760 a stereotypical ghost
01:09:19.240 coming through the glass
01:09:20.280 of the attic window.
01:09:21.460 Like a sheet?
01:09:22.260 It looked just like Casper.
01:09:24.820 Damn.
01:09:25.580 It had a round head
01:09:26.720 but just kind of faded
01:09:28.080 in shape and transparency
01:09:29.380 further down its body.
01:09:31.240 I remember thinking
01:09:31.900 it was a cloud.
01:09:33.040 It was solid enough
01:09:34.280 that you couldn't easily
01:09:35.360 see through it
01:09:36.080 but it appeared to be flowing
01:09:37.340 or spiraling
01:09:38.240 as it moved
01:09:39.000 and dissipated into nothing.
01:09:40.600 That's crazy.
01:09:41.560 Hmm.
01:09:41.940 He said we saw that?
01:09:43.360 Yeah.
01:09:43.980 Not just him?
01:09:44.480 But the weird thing is
01:09:45.380 is that
01:09:45.820 okay so he's talking
01:09:47.360 about his first house then
01:09:48.540 right?
01:09:48.800 Because he moved
01:09:49.180 with his mom
01:09:49.780 a couple towns over
01:09:50.820 but then he was
01:09:51.860 with his dad
01:09:52.540 going back to that
01:09:53.280 original house.
01:09:54.500 I wonder where that
01:09:55.360 that comes from.
01:09:57.000 The sheet
01:09:57.480 the ghost
01:09:58.100 with the sheet
01:09:58.980 you know
01:09:59.700 with like the eyes
01:10:00.540 poked through the host.
01:10:01.400 It's probably just something
01:10:02.260 everybody made up
01:10:03.240 just like dragons.
01:10:05.020 Dragons ain't made up though.
01:10:06.900 That's real stuff dude.
01:10:08.300 What the hell?
01:10:08.820 That's in the Bible
01:10:09.360 don't you know?
01:10:10.140 By the way
01:10:10.500 a little aside
01:10:11.060 there's something called
01:10:12.360 the Seven Kingdoms
01:10:13.640 or something like that.
01:10:14.240 It's a Game of Thrones
01:10:15.620 spinoff.
01:10:16.520 Oh yeah.
01:10:16.820 It's in Alvarino's book.
01:10:18.160 It's like the Seven Princes
01:10:19.260 of Atlantis
01:10:20.020 and then Apollo
01:10:21.020 is going to be
01:10:21.560 the actual Antichrist.
01:10:22.980 Is that the Dunkin' Egg
01:10:23.820 story you're talking about?
01:10:26.240 Egg?
01:10:27.200 Dunkin'.
01:10:28.160 Yeah.
01:10:29.360 Never mind.
01:10:30.340 It's Sir Dunkin' the Tall.
01:10:33.340 Yeah.
01:10:33.560 Yeah.
01:10:33.740 Dunkin' Egg.
01:10:34.520 Yeah.
01:10:34.780 Yeah.
01:10:35.060 It's good.
01:10:35.800 Yeah.
01:10:36.080 Three episodes in
01:10:37.000 and it doesn't suck.
01:10:38.940 Yeah.
01:10:39.220 It's like a novella series.
01:10:40.640 It's very good.
01:10:41.160 But the guy decided
01:10:42.000 to write those series
01:10:43.280 and it's like a prequel
01:10:44.860 to the prequel
01:10:45.580 but then he never
01:10:47.020 finished the actual books
01:10:47.940 which is bizarre
01:10:48.840 to like beyond bizarre
01:10:49.760 to me.
01:10:50.060 I have no idea.
01:10:50.760 Well all three episodes
01:10:52.380 each time it ends
01:10:53.180 I'm like dude
01:10:53.760 yes that was
01:10:54.760 because I tried to watch
01:10:55.500 House of Dragons.
01:10:57.200 Yeah.
01:10:57.400 Like this is gay
01:10:58.180 and it sucks.
01:10:58.740 It was all right.
01:10:59.640 Nope.
01:11:00.460 The problem is
01:11:01.180 some of those
01:11:01.660 series if it's like
01:11:02.960 a 12 show series
01:11:04.040 the first three
01:11:04.780 start off fine
01:11:05.700 and then they just
01:11:06.920 they get into the bad stuff.
01:11:09.220 If you're feeling
01:11:09.800 like a pimp
01:11:10.520 man
01:11:10.860 don't brush your shoulders
01:11:11.860 though.
01:11:12.660 It was solid enough
01:11:13.640 that you couldn't
01:11:14.240 easily see through it
01:11:15.100 but it appeared to be
01:11:15.700 flowing or spiraling
01:11:16.560 as it moved
01:11:17.080 and dissipated
01:11:17.720 into nothing.
01:11:19.420 I remember the adults
01:11:20.340 freaking out
01:11:20.940 because they thought
01:11:21.640 it was smoke
01:11:22.120 from a fire.
01:11:23.320 It was probably
01:11:23.680 less than five feet long
01:11:24.960 and it only came
01:11:26.540 about 15 feet
01:11:27.540 out of the window
01:11:28.240 before it fully
01:11:29.420 dissolved into nothing.
01:11:30.620 Damn so even
01:11:31.040 the adults saw it
01:11:31.960 and they thought
01:11:32.320 it was smoke.
01:11:33.720 Oh okay.
01:11:34.320 Maybe it was smoke.
01:11:36.160 My dad had
01:11:37.100 a Polaroid camera
01:11:38.220 that spit the photo
01:11:40.420 out right away
01:11:41.240 and he took a picture
01:11:42.960 of this milky white blob
01:11:44.360 coming through
01:11:45.020 the solid glass window.
01:11:46.620 Milky white blob?
01:11:47.680 We kept that photo
01:11:48.720 on a table
01:11:49.520 in the den
01:11:50.260 for years after that.
01:11:52.460 It was probably
01:11:53.640 three or four years
01:11:54.640 before it disappeared.
01:11:57.580 The photo?
01:11:58.580 The photo.
01:11:59.220 The photo.
01:12:00.180 That's a crazy
01:12:00.680 you're talking
01:12:01.120 about technology too.
01:12:02.160 It's crazy
01:12:02.500 because a Polaroid camera
01:12:04.060 is one of those things
01:12:04.920 that I don't think
01:12:05.580 should have really existed.
01:12:07.480 Like so the guy's
01:12:08.680 blurry creatures
01:12:09.520 they get their name
01:12:11.020 because they're talking
01:12:11.560 about Bigfoot
01:12:13.200 different cryptids
01:12:14.460 when you take pictures
01:12:15.240 of them
01:12:15.680 it usually comes out blurry
01:12:17.440 because if something
01:12:18.260 about like the digital
01:12:19.000 That's how they got their name?
01:12:19.700 Yeah that's what it is.
01:12:20.520 It makes a lot of sense.
01:12:21.820 UFO photos, blurry.
01:12:22.880 So if I call them
01:12:23.320 fuzzy creatures
01:12:24.000 it's still the same thing.
01:12:25.260 No because UFO photos
01:12:26.280 are also blurry.
01:12:27.360 We just call them gay.
01:12:28.540 But there's something
01:12:28.940 about that phenomenon
01:12:29.680 when you're pointing
01:12:30.400 a digital camera at it
01:12:31.680 that like the mechanism
01:12:32.480 inside these things
01:12:33.520 the subject comes out blurry
01:12:36.480 but with a panor
01:12:37.880 what was it called?
01:12:38.740 A Polaroid?
01:12:39.160 A Polaroid, yeah.
01:12:39.820 A Polaroid camera
01:12:40.440 the technology
01:12:41.020 is a little different
01:12:41.680 because it's like
01:12:42.140 it's imprinted light
01:12:43.540 and then like
01:12:44.480 it has like a physical copy
01:12:45.600 that like you take the picture
01:12:46.640 and shoot
01:12:47.120 it comes out right there
01:12:47.980 and people were capturing
01:12:49.440 real stuff.
01:12:50.340 Oh yeah.
01:12:50.640 On that but on these cameras
01:12:52.220 I don't think you're really
01:12:53.460 gonna get
01:12:54.040 it doesn't interface
01:12:55.240 with this
01:12:55.880 I think that
01:12:56.620 it also kind of killed
01:12:58.240 like family photographs
01:12:59.700 like something about
01:13:01.140 the digital archive
01:13:02.140 on your phone
01:13:03.000 or your camera
01:13:03.700 is not the same
01:13:04.800 as like a photo album
01:13:05.800 like a physical photo album
01:13:07.360 you flip through that shit
01:13:08.260 and it's like
01:13:08.640 this is like
01:13:09.160 this feels special.
01:13:10.100 Feels like time travel bro.
01:13:11.360 Yeah.
01:13:11.820 Yeah.
01:13:12.100 And then you go through
01:13:12.860 just you know
01:13:13.700 your gallery
01:13:14.220 and it's like
01:13:14.680 it's cool
01:13:15.180 but it doesn't feel
01:13:15.980 like it's not distant
01:13:17.040 it feels
01:13:17.700 and you never save them
01:13:19.420 maybe
01:13:19.700 so if you switch phones
01:13:20.940 you might have lost pictures
01:13:22.060 from when the kids
01:13:22.700 were like two or three
01:13:23.520 and also I got
01:13:24.260 thousands of them
01:13:25.580 in my gallery
01:13:26.200 like I'm never gonna
01:13:27.160 go through them all
01:13:27.920 like it's
01:13:28.980 I don't know
01:13:29.380 I just got this thing
01:13:30.960 that's like a
01:13:31.640 thing
01:13:32.720 and then you just
01:13:33.600 download all the pictures
01:13:34.600 from your phone onto it
01:13:35.640 and then they just
01:13:36.200 all pop up
01:13:37.080 all the time
01:13:37.680 and that way
01:13:38.060 you at least have them
01:13:38.820 somewhere
01:13:39.300 like a picture frame
01:13:40.180 a digital picture frame
01:13:41.180 in the house
01:13:41.600 that's kind of cool
01:13:42.340 that's cool
01:13:42.860 and that way
01:13:43.320 whether you look at it or not
01:13:44.460 but at least
01:13:45.020 they're all on there
01:13:45.840 if you lose your phone
01:13:46.920 or get a different phone
01:13:47.580 I'll tell you what though
01:13:48.360 like I have two hard drives
01:13:49.660 filled with like
01:13:50.260 old phones pictures
01:13:51.520 porn
01:13:52.160 old
01:13:52.860 no I'm never gonna
01:13:54.880 look through it
01:13:55.540 oh yeah
01:13:55.900 I'm never gonna flip through it
01:13:56.780 so I'm like what
01:13:57.580 maybe when you're dying
01:13:58.660 it's like yeah
01:14:00.020 but I gotta find this hard drive
01:14:01.220 it's probably corrupted
01:14:02.000 I would like to have
01:14:03.060 like an actual
01:14:03.760 we have like some kind
01:14:04.780 of photo albums
01:14:05.440 or whatever
01:14:05.720 but it's just like
01:14:06.300 it's scarce
01:14:06.820 with the amount of stuff
01:14:07.600 that's in there
01:14:07.980 because you know
01:14:08.620 you had to get them
01:14:09.080 printed out at Walmart
01:14:09.760 I would love to have
01:14:11.320 like the old school
01:14:12.320 Polaroids again
01:14:13.360 but it is
01:14:13.960 it's an interesting phenomenon
01:14:15.120 that can be captured
01:14:16.060 on Polaroid
01:14:16.900 because it's a different
01:14:17.560 technology that you're
01:14:18.560 interfacing with
01:14:19.220 whereas these digital
01:14:20.160 this is like a
01:14:20.860 it's called a mirrorless
01:14:22.400 DSLR camera
01:14:24.280 so the technology behind it
01:14:26.380 it's like
01:14:26.740 it's emitting light
01:14:27.960 into what appears
01:14:29.400 to be a mirror
01:14:29.920 shooting that back out
01:14:30.740 kind of how your eye works
01:14:31.720 but it's like
01:14:32.240 a digital format of it
01:14:33.700 and you're not gonna
01:14:34.620 catch something
01:14:35.180 that's frequency based
01:14:36.440 that's just like
01:14:37.540 permeating
01:14:38.540 from the spiritual realm
01:14:39.880 into the physical realm
01:14:40.840 through frequency
01:14:41.640 and vibration
01:14:42.760 and that's how
01:14:43.600 we're perceiving it
01:14:44.320 and we're supposed
01:14:44.980 to get it with this shit
01:14:46.040 with glass and a computer
01:14:47.520 it's not gonna work
01:14:48.240 it was crazy too
01:14:48.500 because when you saw
01:14:49.080 something cool
01:14:49.580 you'd take a picture
01:14:50.220 and then you'd be like
01:14:50.960 this is gonna be so crazy
01:14:52.600 in a week
01:14:53.140 you're looking like
01:14:53.320 damn
01:14:53.660 can't even see it
01:14:54.520 we can't yeah
01:14:55.040 unless you have
01:14:55.540 the automatic ones
01:14:56.340 that print it out
01:14:56.980 you gotta be like
01:14:57.500 also think about
01:14:57.880 how crazy this thing is
01:14:59.140 like there's
01:14:59.860 if you open that up
01:15:00.740 there's a crazy computer
01:15:01.840 in there
01:15:02.300 and then there's
01:15:02.880 like glass upon glass
01:15:03.920 and like different
01:15:04.460 kind of diaphragms
01:15:05.300 in there
01:15:05.500 it's like
01:15:05.700 we made that
01:15:06.540 who the hell made that
01:15:07.380 who the hell made this
01:15:08.300 do you think
01:15:09.940 that fallen angels
01:15:10.540 would give us technology
01:15:11.320 that we could capture
01:15:12.180 them with
01:15:12.520 you think that
01:15:12.740 I don't think so
01:15:13.780 Matt keep reading
01:15:14.400 I love his face
01:15:15.940 he's like
01:15:16.240 he's usually got blapped
01:15:17.560 you've been blapped dog
01:15:19.040 blap blap blap
01:15:19.900 yeah no
01:15:21.020 I'm just at the point
01:15:21.820 where I'm like
01:15:22.420 even the whole like
01:15:23.480 flicking the electricity
01:15:24.660 on I'm like
01:15:25.460 what
01:15:25.820 like the TV
01:15:26.720 or the radio waves
01:15:28.120 and you turn on a radio
01:15:29.140 so like you're like
01:15:29.840 yeah look at the technology
01:15:30.800 just came out last week
01:15:31.780 I'm still tripping
01:15:32.460 on the stuff
01:15:32.840 that came out
01:15:33.160 like 40 years ago
01:15:34.120 I actually don't
01:15:35.500 even remotely understand
01:15:37.060 how a polaroid works
01:15:38.500 or polaroid
01:15:39.280 a polaroid
01:15:40.400 I mean I kind of get
01:15:41.080 a radio
01:15:41.920 like a little bit
01:15:43.420 I could just kind of
01:15:44.160 understand like
01:15:44.900 well sometimes
01:15:45.340 well yeah
01:15:45.900 but that's what
01:15:46.620 everybody like
01:15:47.520 they say yeah radio
01:15:48.380 there's radio waves
01:15:49.320 and there's an antenna
01:15:50.080 and then you know
01:15:50.880 you change it
01:15:51.500 and you get different
01:15:52.000 radio waves
01:15:52.500 and you have to say
01:15:53.640 oh yeah I get it
01:15:54.800 you can interact with that
01:15:55.800 like you can move around
01:15:56.760 the
01:15:57.120 there's something in the air
01:15:58.760 that like
01:15:59.280 it's getting
01:15:59.860 but I don't understand
01:16:00.740 how the hell
01:16:01.600 you're getting a polaroid picture
01:16:03.580 like I'm just like
01:16:04.680 flashing light at some shit
01:16:06.160 and then burning an image
01:16:07.200 into
01:16:07.580 especially back in the day
01:16:09.380 when they used to put
01:16:09.840 the hood over their heads
01:16:10.780 and they'd be like
01:16:11.320 external light enters
01:16:12.760 the camera
01:16:13.220 light reflects off
01:16:14.180 of your subject
01:16:14.840 that light travels
01:16:15.700 through the lens
01:16:16.500 no lenses focus
01:16:17.820 focuses the image
01:16:18.820 onto film
01:16:19.500 inside of the camera
01:16:20.540 and that's what happens
01:16:21.620 the film then
01:16:22.460 I don't know
01:16:23.700 you need special film
01:16:24.480 that shit didn't help at all
01:16:25.060 yeah it's crazy
01:16:26.420 it's a crazy thing
01:16:27.660 years after that
01:16:28.420 it was probably
01:16:28.720 three or four years
01:16:29.460 before that picture
01:16:30.640 which was a polaroid
01:16:32.100 of a ghost
01:16:32.960 coming out of a
01:16:33.840 attic window
01:16:34.760 on Halloween
01:16:35.640 disappeared
01:16:36.480 I was young
01:16:37.460 so IDK
01:16:38.440 if it was legitimately lost
01:16:40.040 but I do know
01:16:40.820 it was something
01:16:41.460 we kept
01:16:41.940 decoratively
01:16:42.900 it was even framed
01:16:44.820 then one day
01:16:45.920 it was just
01:16:46.420 that's actually
01:16:47.740 so FJ fool
01:16:48.620 said the shroud
01:16:49.240 of Turin
01:16:49.740 is a polaroid
01:16:50.460 that's interesting
01:16:51.060 yeah
01:16:51.380 in a sense
01:16:51.820 he's right
01:16:52.240 light has burned
01:16:53.460 an image
01:16:53.960 into
01:16:54.600 into some sort
01:16:55.800 of medium fabric
01:16:56.620 yeah
01:16:56.900 crazy
01:16:57.740 crazy technology
01:16:58.900 I don't know
01:16:59.300 anything about it
01:16:59.860 alright please
01:17:00.300 continue
01:17:00.580 dad's basement story
01:17:01.580 another big
01:17:02.820 exclamation point
01:17:03.700 anyone who spent
01:17:04.740 any time in this house
01:17:05.820 I don't like when you
01:17:06.520 laugh like that
01:17:07.040 because I don't know
01:17:07.720 what you're
01:17:08.400 it's like when you
01:17:09.140 make noises like that
01:17:09.900 I gotta read the chat
01:17:10.720 he's like
01:17:11.020 no it's not the chat
01:17:11.980 I just don't know
01:17:12.500 if there's another
01:17:12.860 picture of me
01:17:13.540 different skin tone
01:17:14.380 the next time I look up
01:17:15.740 like okay
01:17:16.360 what's going on now
01:17:17.260 no I would never do that
01:17:19.280 anyone who spent
01:17:21.160 any time in this house
01:17:21.940 had some kind of experience
01:17:23.240 we know the type
01:17:24.320 and uh
01:17:25.200 he used to do work
01:17:25.920 in a place called
01:17:26.400 the Bellevue
01:17:27.280 Biltmore Hotel
01:17:28.000 down in
01:17:28.680 St. Pete
01:17:29.760 Clearwater
01:17:30.480 Dunnell
01:17:31.020 and maybe
01:17:31.320 it was somewhere
01:17:31.800 down there
01:17:32.220 Dunedin
01:17:32.580 I mean
01:17:32.980 I think it was
01:17:34.160 a Clearwater address
01:17:35.100 but it was uh
01:17:36.240 it was just
01:17:37.340 it was the longest
01:17:38.520 occupied wood
01:17:39.660 standing structure
01:17:40.460 in America
01:17:41.080 oh wow
01:17:41.840 and there was
01:17:43.380 spooky stuff
01:17:44.160 if you worked up
01:17:44.900 in the attic
01:17:45.380 we were always
01:17:46.260 working in there
01:17:46.760 doing flooring
01:17:47.320 and stuff
01:17:47.640 they were always
01:17:48.040 getting stuff done
01:17:48.800 the Bellevue
01:17:50.400 Biltmore Ballroom
01:17:51.320 and I think
01:17:51.880 and I think
01:17:52.440 that they uh
01:17:53.460 actually finally
01:17:54.560 took it down
01:17:55.200 I was working in there
01:17:56.020 like 20 years ago
01:17:56.840 but there's always
01:17:57.420 weird stuff up
01:17:58.280 in the attic
01:17:58.740 dude
01:17:58.980 and and just like this
01:17:59.920 everybody had a story
01:18:01.040 everybody who ever
01:18:01.740 worked there
01:18:02.160 so anyone who spent
01:18:03.700 any time in this house
01:18:04.440 had some kind of experience
01:18:05.400 it was a daily thing
01:18:06.440 it was never
01:18:07.300 insidious
01:18:08.320 insidious
01:18:09.380 that's the word
01:18:10.140 insidious
01:18:10.760 my bad
01:18:11.300 or destructive
01:18:12.240 incredulous
01:18:12.980 now I know what it's like
01:18:13.980 and I'm sorry
01:18:14.540 yeah you see
01:18:15.640 sightings
01:18:16.420 sightings would probably
01:18:18.420 be more accurate
01:18:19.640 than experiences
01:18:20.660 they were mostly
01:18:21.600 just repetitive
01:18:22.360 apparitions
01:18:23.380 people who looked lost
01:18:25.000 walking the same
01:18:26.100 paths over and over
01:18:27.480 but there were
01:18:28.360 a few times
01:18:28.980 it seemed like
01:18:29.440 something was trying
01:18:30.260 to interact
01:18:31.000 I see you nod
01:18:31.800 in your head
01:18:32.180 you're saying like
01:18:32.700 yeah that's a common
01:18:33.300 thing
01:18:33.580 when my dad
01:18:34.840 was a child
01:18:35.980 growing up in the
01:18:36.640 house
01:18:36.920 his bedroom
01:18:37.780 was in the
01:18:38.240 basement
01:18:38.680 yikes
01:18:40.240 one day
01:18:41.340 he was at the
01:18:41.920 top of the
01:18:42.340 basement stairs
01:18:43.080 playing with a
01:18:44.060 white bouncy ball
01:18:44.860 the ball fell
01:18:45.780 down the stairs
01:18:46.420 I don't like this
01:18:47.420 I already
01:18:47.880 this is sketch
01:18:48.640 go read the story
01:18:49.920 the ball fell
01:18:51.220 down the stairs
01:18:52.120 so my dad
01:18:52.780 went after it
01:18:53.460 as soon as you
01:18:54.280 reached the bottom
01:18:54.820 of the basement
01:18:55.360 stairs
01:18:55.720 there was a wall
01:18:56.640 to the left
01:18:57.740 covered in square
01:18:59.040 cavities
01:18:59.740 these were the
01:19:03.460 drawers
01:19:03.960 bodies were kept
01:19:05.540 in for the
01:19:06.140 mortuary business
01:19:07.160 how do you keep
01:19:07.940 this stuff
01:19:08.380 you don't get a
01:19:08.840 remodel
01:19:09.260 you don't have
01:19:10.520 sheet rock over
01:19:11.560 it
01:19:11.720 I mean
01:19:12.020 no don't do
01:19:13.840 that
01:19:14.200 when the house
01:19:15.800 was renovated
01:19:16.480 they saw it
01:19:17.060 fit to just
01:19:17.600 cement over the
01:19:18.420 cavities
01:19:18.920 but over the
01:19:20.160 years some of
01:19:20.760 it cracked
01:19:21.380 revealing the
01:19:22.840 abandoned tombs
01:19:24.080 the basement
01:19:25.140 took up the
01:19:25.700 whole square
01:19:26.260 footage of the
01:19:26.840 house and it
01:19:27.520 was only broken
01:19:28.240 up into three
01:19:29.020 large rooms and
01:19:29.980 one small closet
01:19:30.840 the closet was
01:19:31.600 actually used as
01:19:32.420 a chapel when
01:19:33.920 the funeral parlor
01:19:34.940 was in business
01:19:35.820 yeah you probably
01:19:36.940 had to have one
01:19:37.840 it had one of
01:19:38.740 those you had to
01:19:39.120 have a house of
01:19:39.720 prayer in that
01:19:40.280 place it had one
01:19:42.040 of those small
01:19:42.740 basement style
01:19:43.680 windows but it
01:19:44.600 was a stained
01:19:45.360 glass with a
01:19:46.120 lamb on it
01:19:46.940 that's a
01:19:47.560 respect the
01:19:48.120 lamb
01:19:48.460 yeah well I
01:19:49.320 mean yeah
01:19:49.740 think about it
01:19:50.260 if you're gonna
01:19:50.500 have that kind
01:19:51.180 of energy going
01:19:51.840 on it's a heavy
01:19:52.480 spiritual place
01:19:53.220 you better make
01:19:53.800 it themed
01:19:54.340 it had better
01:19:55.680 be themed
01:19:56.120 jesus christ
01:19:56.940 bro anything
01:19:58.200 we could do
01:19:58.880 anything yeah
01:19:59.660 you gotta do
01:20:00.120 something my
01:20:01.260 dad searched
01:20:02.360 for his ball
01:20:03.220 but it wasn't
01:20:04.240 there this
01:20:05.360 wasn't a small
01:20:06.000 gun drop size
01:20:06.860 ball either it
01:20:08.020 was a standard
01:20:08.680 soccer slash
01:20:09.560 basketball size
01:20:10.420 ball and it
01:20:11.100 was white so
01:20:12.640 it should stand
01:20:13.280 out a little bit
01:20:14.100 there were two
01:20:15.280 smaller rooms off
01:20:16.280 the side of the
01:20:16.880 main basement area
01:20:17.780 but they had shut
01:20:18.720 doors it appeared
01:20:21.140 the ball just
01:20:22.140 vanished and
01:20:23.220 so he forgot
01:20:23.940 about it
01:20:24.600 all right
01:20:25.900 weeks later
01:20:27.720 possibly months
01:20:28.620 my dad was
01:20:29.760 outside in the
01:20:30.660 backyard playing
01:20:31.460 by himself
01:20:32.120 he was just
01:20:33.360 running around
01:20:33.880 like a maniac
01:20:34.500 when all of a
01:20:35.180 sudden he gets
01:20:35.740 whacked like a
01:20:36.440 fat kid in
01:20:37.000 dodgeball
01:20:37.520 the same missing
01:20:38.960 white ball found
01:20:39.820 its way back
01:20:40.680 by smashing into
01:20:41.840 his face
01:20:42.380 what
01:20:42.760 it just came
01:20:43.760 out of nowhere
01:20:44.380 what
01:20:44.840 bro wait
01:20:45.900 what
01:20:46.300 he got pegged
01:20:47.760 in the face
01:20:48.260 with the ball
01:20:48.740 that he lost
01:20:49.300 like that
01:20:49.740 adam sandler
01:20:50.540 movie where
01:20:51.540 he's like
01:20:51.880 pegging the
01:20:52.400 little kids
01:20:53.000 dude and
01:20:53.440 then this
01:20:53.740 is actually
01:20:54.120 this is a
01:20:54.660 legitimate
01:20:55.160 poltergeist
01:20:56.200 story that
01:20:57.540 we're hearing
01:20:57.860 oh that's
01:20:58.260 yeah
01:20:58.440 it's also
01:20:59.140 got in
01:20:59.760 some because
01:21:00.300 a lot we
01:21:00.800 get like
01:21:01.080 onesie twosies
01:21:01.900 right
01:21:02.340 yeah
01:21:03.140 these ones
01:21:03.640 are good
01:21:03.980 i feel like
01:21:04.360 these two
01:21:04.700 have been
01:21:04.900 good
01:21:05.160 yeah
01:21:05.380 yeah
01:21:05.600 this one
01:21:06.040 here is
01:21:06.340 like
01:21:06.500 blacked
01:21:07.020 up
01:21:07.200 like this
01:21:07.560 this guy's
01:21:08.100 whole childhood
01:21:08.580 is messed
01:21:09.040 up
01:21:09.320 it also
01:21:09.980 suggests
01:21:10.400 like a
01:21:10.680 sense of
01:21:11.420 humor
01:21:11.680 yeah
01:21:12.340 like that's
01:21:12.760 kind of
01:21:13.040 hilarious
01:21:13.560 well i mean
01:21:14.780 his childhood
01:21:15.300 isn't necessarily
01:21:15.980 filled with it
01:21:16.640 we got a couple
01:21:17.160 no no
01:21:17.600 i'm saying
01:21:18.280 like the fact
01:21:19.380 that this
01:21:20.200 thing took
01:21:21.140 his ball
01:21:21.580 and it was
01:21:21.940 like look
01:21:22.140 at this
01:21:22.320 asshole
01:21:22.560 looking for
01:21:22.880 the ball
01:21:23.100 looking for
01:21:24.160 the ball
01:21:24.460 and then
01:21:24.860 like a week
01:21:25.380 or so later
01:21:25.900 how long
01:21:26.380 was it
01:21:26.600 afterwards
01:21:26.900 possibly
01:21:28.020 months
01:21:28.700 months later
01:21:29.540 he's like
01:21:29.800 yeah yeah
01:21:30.020 watch this
01:21:30.420 bink
01:21:31.140 and pegs him
01:21:31.740 in the face
01:21:32.120 with it
01:21:32.400 that's kind
01:21:33.060 of that's
01:21:33.520 hilarious
01:21:33.920 also
01:21:35.400 what do you
01:21:36.660 do when
01:21:37.240 that happens
01:21:38.040 i don't know
01:21:39.140 you start
01:21:39.780 screaming at
01:21:40.540 nothing
01:21:40.940 you move
01:21:42.820 oh yeah
01:21:43.660 well no
01:21:44.340 these people
01:21:44.720 it's it's a
01:21:45.380 weird one
01:21:45.780 when people
01:21:46.340 are this
01:21:46.680 like caught
01:21:47.080 up in it
01:21:47.400 they won't
01:21:48.020 they won't
01:21:48.400 leave
01:21:48.600 they'll stay
01:21:48.960 there for
01:21:49.220 a while
01:21:49.560 all right
01:21:50.860 let's continue
01:21:51.240 in the face
01:21:51.860 dude what
01:21:52.360 the hell
01:21:52.820 stop reading
01:21:53.140 the chat
01:21:53.460 read read
01:21:54.980 the story
01:21:55.440 mom's basement
01:21:56.600 story
01:21:57.060 okay one
01:21:57.720 night
01:21:57.980 before i was
01:21:59.640 born my
01:22:00.400 mom
01:22:00.820 was sleeping
01:22:02.800 in the basement
01:22:03.440 with my dad
01:22:04.420 she woke up
01:22:07.000 from a chill
01:22:08.040 oh shit
01:22:09.260 not they're not
01:22:10.180 talking about like
01:22:10.940 flash chill like
01:22:11.740 we make here
01:22:12.260 it's not cold
01:22:12.820 brew we brew
01:22:13.340 it hot and
01:22:13.740 then flash chill
01:22:14.440 nobody calls
01:22:15.240 it chill
01:22:15.840 nobody calls
01:22:16.740 it and like no
01:22:17.360 i don't even
01:22:17.740 understand what
01:22:18.240 that because i
01:22:18.760 was trying to
01:22:19.240 get iced coffee
01:22:19.860 yesterday you're
01:22:20.760 very confused
01:22:21.360 by like anything
01:22:22.200 that's organized
01:22:23.100 and doesn't have
01:22:24.460 chaos
01:22:24.800 a lot of
01:22:26.340 coffee
01:22:26.560 clean menu
01:22:27.540 with very clear
01:22:28.500 words on it
01:22:29.500 i'm just saying i
01:22:30.220 like to think that
01:22:30.740 i've you know
01:22:31.860 consumed quite a bit
01:22:32.540 of coffee from a
01:22:33.160 lot of different
01:22:33.520 places never found
01:22:34.520 any place that
01:22:35.080 called it chill
01:22:35.680 um or unique
01:22:37.320 it's very high
01:22:38.300 level coffee
01:22:38.940 i mean it's it's
01:22:40.060 it's great
01:22:40.520 especially grade
01:22:42.000 someone say the
01:22:42.640 standard so if
01:22:43.940 somebody comes up
01:22:44.560 to you and they
01:22:44.860 go i'd like an
01:22:45.440 iced coffee uh and
01:22:47.080 instead of going
01:22:47.980 like that'll be this
01:22:48.660 much money you want
01:22:49.820 like debit or cash
01:22:50.700 you go oh you mean
01:22:52.020 chill do you do that
01:22:53.960 do you go like oh
01:22:54.700 you mean you mean
01:22:55.360 chill right and they
01:22:56.120 go like no i would
01:22:57.900 just like some more
01:22:58.560 iced coffee it's clear
01:23:00.000 what they want
01:23:00.480 yeah it's easy
01:23:01.200 you don't go like
01:23:02.160 oh you mean chill
01:23:03.760 no i mean usually
01:23:05.720 when that scenario
01:23:06.620 happens yeah i turn
01:23:08.080 around because you're
01:23:08.840 going what do you
01:23:09.300 want man and you're
01:23:10.040 just running around
01:23:10.900 pulling stuff off
01:23:11.720 shelves like jumping
01:23:12.720 around yeah we're
01:23:13.980 running a business
01:23:14.500 like if somebody came
01:23:15.500 in though came up to
01:23:16.320 the counter and i was
01:23:17.000 like can i have a
01:23:17.580 large chill you
01:23:18.960 probably make the
01:23:19.540 matt face at him
01:23:20.200 right you'd be like
01:23:20.680 i'm like let's go
01:23:23.200 bro good coffee man
01:23:25.360 what did you just call
01:23:26.240 it all right and
01:23:27.860 then you have to by
01:23:28.500 the way it's not
01:23:29.280 all right you mean
01:23:29.800 you have to be like
01:23:30.520 retracting from the
01:23:31.520 fact that he gets
01:23:32.320 free chill like that's
01:23:33.420 what you would have
01:23:36.220 to do is you'd have
01:23:36.820 to go um and you
01:23:37.600 could thank me for
01:23:38.280 that you mean coffee
01:23:39.160 right that he you
01:23:40.260 created that exception
01:23:41.060 for me no he didn't
01:23:42.760 the beginning no i
01:23:43.640 said there's certain
01:23:44.400 things you guys can
01:23:45.200 have free here because
01:23:46.080 we have enough of it
01:23:46.960 yeah and so that's
01:23:48.180 how i always like these
01:23:49.160 things when david just
01:23:50.140 got paid these are
01:23:50.880 free right i always
01:23:51.860 gauge it if he wants
01:23:52.800 to free stuff i know
01:23:53.740 but i'm just saying
01:23:54.580 and then all of a
01:23:55.180 sudden there's a week
01:23:55.780 where he's just
01:23:56.260 blowing it up i'm
01:23:58.480 just saying if
01:23:58.960 somebody came in no
01:24:00.340 that's not cool you
01:24:01.380 long baby listen to
01:24:02.280 me as soon as i
01:24:02.820 learn how to use ai
01:24:03.560 you guys are toast
01:24:04.520 if somebody came in
01:24:05.520 and said they want
01:24:06.060 to chill i just need
01:24:06.980 to learn how to use
01:24:07.500 ai you would
01:24:08.320 absolutely have to
01:24:09.520 confirm with them
01:24:10.140 that they wanted
01:24:10.640 coffee before you
01:24:11.340 charged them no you
01:24:12.540 would have to say
01:24:13.380 there's a menu that
01:24:14.480 says chill if they
01:24:15.740 say to me i want a
01:24:16.700 20 ounce chill i'm
01:24:17.560 saying okay cool
01:24:18.460 that's what's on the
01:24:19.320 menu you wouldn't
01:24:20.120 ask them you would
01:24:21.000 just say it out loud
01:24:21.860 one large ice coffee
01:24:23.220 coming up one large
01:24:24.440 ice coffee coming up
01:24:25.160 you'd say that and
01:24:26.380 then listen to see if
01:24:27.180 they object because
01:24:27.960 you guys like this
01:24:29.000 chill you guys do you
01:24:30.080 enjoy this this is
01:24:31.220 crazy we like this
01:24:32.460 right what's this no
01:24:33.480 me and david going
01:24:34.320 back no they want to
01:24:35.140 hear this dude no i
01:24:36.260 think i'm just trying
01:24:36.720 to make a point and i
01:24:37.380 think the chat would
01:24:37.840 probably agree with me
01:24:38.600 that it's a wild thing
01:24:39.520 to say you're right
01:24:41.700 to call it chill yeah
01:24:42.620 you're right yeah you're
01:24:43.920 right i'm wrong thank
01:24:44.880 you one night before i
01:24:46.020 was born my mom was
01:24:47.700 sleeping in the basement
01:24:48.360 with my dad stop
01:24:49.900 looking at the things
01:24:50.560 you didn't read the
01:24:51.240 story well because now
01:24:52.280 it's like sketch
01:24:52.900 a source rex dude every
01:24:53.860 other time i look up
01:24:54.760 there i'm a baby
01:24:55.680 there i have a different
01:24:56.720 skin tone i'm a black
01:24:58.080 baby you know i got
01:24:59.000 different hair next
01:25:00.640 thing you know i'm in
01:25:01.180 a tree okay can you
01:25:02.460 read the story next
01:25:03.260 you know i'm like
01:25:03.740 riding an elephant
01:25:04.460 and it's like what is
01:25:05.840 going on these are
01:25:06.920 good there's no way
01:25:07.580 this is 13 pages dude
01:25:08.880 this is clearly the
01:25:09.640 end is it yeah muffled
01:25:11.340 voice the end nope
01:25:13.820 what yeah i'm telling
01:25:15.200 you can you get okay
01:25:16.040 we're not gonna what
01:25:17.960 what's the problem he
01:25:19.920 made me as a baby on
01:25:21.140 latte art dude what do
01:25:22.360 you mean what's the
01:25:22.820 problem like grown-ups
01:25:24.080 don't do that dude
01:25:25.160 we have audio
01:25:26.980 listeners that don't
01:25:27.620 even know what you're
01:25:28.080 talking about right now
01:25:28.760 can you just well now
01:25:29.440 they know dude top is
01:25:30.460 not a grown-up one night
01:25:31.640 before i was born my
01:25:32.580 mom was sleeping in the
01:25:33.500 basement my dad she
01:25:34.920 woke up from a chill
01:25:35.840 and noticed the window
01:25:37.360 was cracked open since
01:25:38.580 it was a basement
01:25:39.200 she woke up from an
01:25:40.020 iced coffee
01:25:40.640 i'm sorry rectangular
01:25:42.180 half windows that tilt
01:25:43.480 open close and they're
01:25:44.820 up high near the ceiling
01:25:46.420 okay so she gets up
01:25:48.300 closes the window and
01:25:49.200 falls back asleep no
01:25:50.260 problem she wakes up
01:25:51.560 again and yes the
01:25:52.340 window is open again
01:25:53.280 inconvenient she
01:25:55.200 knew she already did
01:25:56.380 this but she made
01:25:57.560 excuses to brush it
01:25:58.660 off she managed to
01:26:00.380 fall asleep again but
01:26:01.280 only to be woken up a
01:26:02.380 third time but the
01:26:03.280 third time she wasn't
01:26:04.500 woken wasn't because of
01:26:06.360 a chill that's i'm just
01:26:07.460 reading what they wrote
01:26:08.080 okay but the third time
01:26:09.580 she was woken and he's
01:26:11.420 trying to say but it
01:26:12.200 wasn't because of a
01:26:13.260 chill right right she
01:26:14.560 says she thought she
01:26:15.720 felt someone what is he
01:26:17.240 looking at i don't know
01:26:18.340 touching her all right
01:26:20.480 well she's sleeping with
01:26:21.240 dad dad yeah dad's
01:26:22.620 getting a little handsy
01:26:24.380 oh this is actually so
01:26:25.420 this is what nathaniel
01:26:26.320 gillis focuses on but it
01:26:27.760 was a voice that fully
01:26:29.040 woke her no yeah no it's
01:26:30.980 like well succubus
01:26:32.240 incubus kind of yeah
01:26:33.540 which is which can get
01:26:34.580 really weird yep that's
01:26:36.000 when you get into
01:26:36.540 fornication different kind
01:26:38.300 of weird sexual sin and
01:26:39.480 it happens like sometimes
01:26:40.560 in a sneaky way but
01:26:41.600 ultimately you have to
01:26:42.580 consent i don't like i
01:26:44.260 don't like that stuff at
01:26:45.080 all here's the weird
01:26:45.760 dream from last night
01:26:46.520 with an alien or with a
01:26:47.620 ghost or with a demon
01:26:48.520 what's the difference
01:26:49.240 here's the dream from
01:26:49.920 last night ready no
01:26:50.840 but i'm just saying
01:26:51.440 you're not talking
01:26:51.860 about they start
01:26:52.320 fornicating with uh or
01:26:53.760 having adultery with
01:26:55.240 another person and
01:26:56.280 you're saying like in
01:26:57.200 the room and they start
01:26:58.300 boning a well what is
01:26:59.500 fornication is used only
01:27:01.600 specifically when there
01:27:02.700 is a sexual sin a
01:27:04.540 sexual type of sin with
01:27:06.400 a human and uh some
01:27:07.920 sort of entity or
01:27:09.320 elohim or no
01:27:10.120 fornication can just be
01:27:11.360 sex before marriage
01:27:12.420 well we have ed
01:27:13.200 mabry on tomorrow but
01:27:14.580 no sex he said he's he
01:27:16.480 says specifically
01:27:17.200 fornication the direct
01:27:18.740 translation is a
01:27:20.080 spiritual sexual sin
01:27:21.260 and then when you're
01:27:22.900 doing like sex before
01:27:23.680 marriage or uh infidelity
01:27:25.060 things like that that's
01:27:26.420 classified differently in
01:27:27.360 the hebrew so we'd have
01:27:28.460 to ask him and talk to
01:27:29.280 him about it but he says
01:27:29.740 i only know it from the
01:27:30.620 greek so i i don't know
01:27:31.880 but like when uh because
01:27:33.260 it's a weird thing in
01:27:34.140 acts when they say
01:27:35.060 no oh gator what up
01:27:37.180 gator yeah there's no
01:27:38.060 reason to have that
01:27:38.740 it's a beaver uh where
01:27:40.780 it says like um you
01:27:41.960 know they're trying to
01:27:42.640 determine like what is
01:27:43.640 the bare minimum if
01:27:44.580 people are going to be
01:27:45.420 uh part of the body of
01:27:46.920 christ and they're
01:27:47.540 like you can't eat
01:27:48.120 anything offered to
01:27:48.820 idols you can't eat
01:27:50.340 anything that's been
01:27:50.900 strangled you can't drink
01:27:52.280 blood which i had some
01:27:54.520 weird conversations with
01:27:55.480 some homies out here
01:27:56.100 before they call it like
01:27:57.640 adrenochrome or something
01:27:58.860 where people are like
01:27:59.720 drinking the blood or
01:28:00.640 that's not a thing so so
01:28:01.640 two thousand years ago
01:28:02.480 they said you can't drink
01:28:03.260 the blood and these guys
01:28:04.080 were all over it like
01:28:04.960 yeah there's a reason
01:28:05.660 and the other one is you
01:28:06.640 can't commit fornication
01:28:07.760 so i've always understood
01:28:08.740 that to be just sex
01:28:10.000 outside of marriage no
01:28:11.460 you're saying that you
01:28:12.780 can't you can have sex
01:28:13.980 outside of marriage you
01:28:14.820 just can't have sex with
01:28:15.540 an alien no you can't
01:28:16.840 you can't do that
01:28:17.600 either but i'm saying
01:28:18.620 that these are two
01:28:19.200 separate things so you
01:28:21.020 just you just listed
01:28:21.960 pretty much all of
01:28:22.900 these like uh spiritual
01:28:24.640 sins drinking blood um
01:28:27.240 eating something that
01:28:28.500 was strangled
01:28:29.400 that's interesting yeah
01:28:30.320 yeah bizarre uh
01:28:31.860 cannibalism is probably
01:28:32.780 in there as well
01:28:33.580 anything offered to
01:28:34.980 idols well yeah so now
01:28:36.760 you're dealing in like
01:28:37.580 this spiritual thing so
01:28:38.480 the fornication that
01:28:39.360 that's just all that's
01:28:40.180 what i'm getting at when
01:28:41.320 you get these like night
01:28:42.200 visits okay the idea of
01:28:43.760 the incubus or the
01:28:44.600 succubus they're trying
01:28:46.100 to bone yeah i mean
01:28:47.820 there it sounds like
01:28:48.680 nephilim nephilim
01:28:49.580 stuff like where you're
01:28:50.440 trying they're trying to
01:28:51.520 like procreate in a way
01:28:52.640 and then you get into
01:28:53.400 satanic ritual abuse
01:28:54.620 this is the same idea
01:28:55.960 they're summoning
01:28:56.920 entities into themselves
01:28:58.540 doing stuff to the
01:28:59.880 woman to implant them
01:29:00.940 with a seed that's like
01:29:01.980 divine spiritual it's it
01:29:03.260 gets really weird man
01:29:04.500 but it's all in this uh
01:29:05.820 what would you call it
01:29:07.280 like it's almost like
01:29:07.920 necrophilia sometimes they
01:29:09.120 do this the incubus
01:29:10.840 succubus thing yeah i i
01:29:12.840 even i i don't know i
01:29:13.980 i was i'm sorry i've
01:29:14.720 just been distracted
01:29:15.400 because it looks like
01:29:16.300 my wife is in the chat
01:29:17.040 saying she threw out all
01:29:17.780 the hot dogs which is
01:29:18.880 like what the no i don't
01:29:21.280 get i don't even know
01:29:22.000 why that would happen
01:29:22.680 that has to be somebody
01:29:24.000 pretending to be my wife
01:29:24.900 because my wife doesn't
01:29:25.540 do that she would never
01:29:26.580 do that or else okay
01:29:28.020 let's keep going she
01:29:28.760 gets up she closed the
01:29:29.780 window this time was
01:29:30.860 because of a chill she
01:29:31.960 says she thought she
01:29:33.220 felt someone touching
01:29:35.200 her but it was a voice
01:29:37.040 that fully woke her it was
01:29:38.760 muffled do the thing you
01:29:41.520 do when you do chuck's
01:29:42.160 voice yeah it was like
01:29:44.560 that it was muffled and
01:29:46.260 she couldn't make out
01:29:47.120 any words but she heard
01:29:49.620 the hum of a woman's
01:29:50.920 muffled voice i have a
01:29:52.360 iced coffee i told you
01:29:54.140 about the story with my
01:29:54.840 mom right when she's my
01:29:56.440 mom when she's uh she
01:29:58.320 sees my grandmother and
01:30:00.500 it like she had a dream
01:30:01.660 she's in the old house my
01:30:02.500 grandmother comes up the
01:30:03.300 stairs and she's on the
01:30:03.980 computer right there and
01:30:05.200 she approaches her and
01:30:06.780 she's mumbling oh yeah
01:30:09.080 yeah yeah like uh saying
01:30:10.620 something and she's
01:30:11.800 crying she's like i feel
01:30:12.700 the love coming off of
01:30:13.620 her it was grandma and
01:30:15.200 then when she gets close
01:30:16.500 and she gives her a hug
01:30:17.200 she says she's muffled
01:30:18.260 mumbling uh in tongues
01:30:20.340 what she described as
01:30:21.360 tongues which is bizarre
01:30:22.680 oh here's your hot dogs
01:30:23.540 she didn't throw that
01:30:24.480 oh there we go thank god
01:30:25.320 i got a little bit
01:30:26.520 worried i'm not gonna
01:30:27.120 lie i just couldn't figure
01:30:27.980 out because i bought the
01:30:29.220 quarter pound hot dogs
01:30:30.780 all beef from sam's club
01:30:32.200 um and i was like you
01:30:33.580 threw those out
01:30:34.240 if they went bad bro
01:30:37.120 like they didn't go bad
01:30:38.220 i got them the wife
01:30:39.060 opens a thing of eggs
01:30:41.080 or a thing of meat and
01:30:42.020 the bad smells coming
01:30:42.980 out dude they're gone
01:30:43.720 they're literally not
01:30:44.540 there long enough to go
01:30:45.380 bad that's not happening
01:30:46.720 anyway yeah the the idea
01:30:48.340 of the mumbling the
01:30:49.500 mumbled talk in what my
01:30:51.340 mom described as tongues
01:30:52.320 and i was like i don't
01:30:52.980 have the heart to tell
01:30:53.600 you that's not grandma
01:30:54.380 and you need to stay
01:30:55.900 uh no i think you can
01:30:57.580 have communication uh
01:30:59.500 with the dead no okay
01:31:02.180 never mind i'm not gonna
01:31:03.100 go there with you well
01:31:03.740 i mean you're gonna
01:31:04.160 talk about samuel
01:31:04.940 right no but i like
01:31:07.500 where you're going with
01:31:08.080 that when god called
01:31:08.840 out to him three times
01:31:09.840 he kept going to eli
01:31:10.860 and eli the third time
01:31:11.980 he's like bro it's not
01:31:12.900 it's not me it's just
01:31:14.460 i'm like a spiritual
01:31:15.380 father to you that's why
01:31:16.540 god's voice sounds like
01:31:17.760 my voice it's not me
01:31:18.900 calling you oh no i'm
01:31:19.920 talking about samuel
01:31:20.900 coming to saul when the
01:31:22.600 witch of endor which
01:31:23.500 of endor i wasn't gonna
01:31:24.820 bring up that either i'm
01:31:26.040 just saying that like if
01:31:26.720 you have loved ones that
01:31:27.660 have passed away in
01:31:28.480 christ sometimes there
01:31:30.020 can be some powerful
01:31:31.020 dream that they you know
01:31:33.160 that's some like message
01:31:34.360 yeah but i don't i'm not
01:31:35.460 saying you're necessarily
01:31:36.060 physically communicating
01:31:37.360 with them i'm not saying
01:31:38.740 you're like in the realm
01:31:40.000 of the den partaking of
01:31:41.200 necromancy if you will
01:31:42.260 i'm not saying that but
01:31:43.480 that somehow there's a
01:31:44.620 way for that if if they
01:31:46.120 live in the spirit realm
01:31:47.160 and and you live in the
01:31:49.620 spirit realm to a certain
01:31:50.400 extent as well because
01:31:51.320 you're in christ somehow
01:31:52.900 there can you can get to a
01:31:54.240 place where there is some
01:31:55.200 kind of discussion maybe i
01:31:58.740 had a weird dream last
01:31:59.580 night where i was with
01:32:00.520 my my aunt and i was
01:32:03.220 like on my way we were
01:32:05.360 supposed to like uncover
01:32:06.280 the mystery of my
01:32:07.040 grandmother and uh i i was
01:32:10.840 made aware that i was
01:32:11.680 supposed to be honored in a
01:32:12.720 ceremony and but when it
01:32:16.660 came to pass just reminds
01:32:17.860 you when they're gonna
01:32:18.440 honor the guy in the
01:32:19.340 ceremony in the cartoon but
01:32:20.560 they're really taking him to
01:32:21.480 like boil him to eat it's
01:32:22.880 kind of like that not kind
01:32:24.880 of like that but like i i
01:32:26.660 wasn't supposed to be
01:32:27.520 made aware so i was
01:32:28.780 supposed to when the
01:32:29.360 ceremony happened pretend
01:32:30.340 that i wasn't aware that
01:32:31.180 it was going to happen
01:32:31.860 and i felt really guilty
01:32:34.720 so that ceremony by the
01:32:36.020 way is me laying in a bed
01:32:37.140 and like this woman comes
01:32:38.280 in and she's the
01:32:40.280 facilitator of whatever the
01:32:42.100 ceremony is and she says
01:32:43.780 something to me i don't
01:32:44.540 remember what the
01:32:44.880 something is it doesn't
01:32:45.580 matter but i feel guilty
01:32:46.560 because i'm like i'm lying
01:32:47.480 to this bitch like i knew
01:32:48.760 this was going to happen
01:32:49.560 so she turns this is weird
01:32:51.800 she turns to walk away and
01:32:53.760 as she's walking away
01:32:54.600 behind her back she's
01:32:55.640 holding an image a framed
01:32:57.060 image of christ that's
01:32:58.400 facing me and she passes
01:33:00.640 through the doorway to
01:33:02.040 leave this room that i'm
01:33:03.060 in after like i kind of
01:33:04.940 made the ceremony stop
01:33:06.220 because i was like now
01:33:07.120 this is i'm not being
01:33:07.980 honest like i know that
01:33:09.540 this is going to happen
01:33:10.120 and all of a sudden
01:33:11.040 christ's face turns into a
01:33:12.660 totally different face in
01:33:13.760 this little framed image
01:33:14.940 um and it's pale and it's
01:33:18.200 round and bald and horrified
01:33:20.040 looking yeah with its mouth
01:33:21.240 agape and uh counterfeit
01:33:23.200 yeah yeah no i've seen
01:33:24.660 that before there's
01:33:25.360 like a counterfeit christ
01:33:26.640 and initially you're not
01:33:28.140 sure but you don't have
01:33:29.000 this feeling of like warm
01:33:30.280 and fuzzy and then boom
01:33:31.620 it's something else yeah
01:33:32.420 she was weird too because
01:33:33.440 even though she wasn't
01:33:34.500 imposing her hair was
01:33:36.520 like in front of her face
01:33:37.800 you're just saying that
01:33:38.500 because me and raven said
01:33:39.320 that i've had that dream
01:33:40.200 i said this oh yeah
01:33:41.100 you're actively working on
01:33:42.740 the next ai picture of me
01:33:44.120 to go up there dude and
01:33:45.020 you're dude what is this
01:33:47.100 you clearly didn't have
01:33:48.800 that dream you're just
01:33:49.500 trying to be like oh yeah
01:33:50.160 yeah i did you're just
01:33:50.980 trying to get me off the
01:33:51.640 track of what you know i
01:33:52.300 know that dream i know
01:33:53.080 that dream where he's
01:33:53.640 coming in on the donkey
01:33:54.460 yeah yeah through the
01:33:56.160 gates okay out of here
01:33:57.220 the gates walking there
01:33:58.040 throwing down the palms
01:33:58.760 that's the dream that i
01:33:59.380 had i seen him and i was
01:34:00.860 like that ain't him that
01:34:02.260 ain't it and he looked at
01:34:03.420 me he was like don't
01:34:04.460 say don't say nothing
01:34:05.220 don't tell nobody it
01:34:06.380 ain't me show nox is
01:34:07.660 brand new i mean not
01:34:08.740 brand new it's just a
01:34:09.580 newer product but i'm an
01:34:10.460 og it was always ardex i
01:34:11.860 mean there was one of
01:34:12.700 those two words dude there
01:34:14.200 was my pay uh floor
01:34:15.400 patches too but
01:34:16.480 always the crush back black
01:34:18.640 matt
01:34:18.860 okay where are we at
01:34:20.880 here g mom's backdoor
01:34:22.580 story
01:34:23.040 oh wait a second what
01:34:25.280 oh yeah you gonna tell
01:34:26.600 us about your grandma's
01:34:27.640 backdoor story this is
01:34:29.380 this is good stuff getting
01:34:30.720 blacked up wait wait
01:34:32.340 wait grandma do back
01:34:33.360 doors no hold on i wasn't
01:34:34.520 done with this one damn
01:34:35.980 dude well dude it went
01:34:36.800 from the next page i
01:34:37.760 didn't know there's 13
01:34:38.480 pages i told you
01:34:39.400 she sat up and looked in
01:34:43.300 the darkness of the room
01:34:44.260 and she said she's not
01:34:45.280 sure if it was her eyes
01:34:46.420 adjusting to the darkness
01:34:47.640 or if this thing
01:34:49.220 materialized right in
01:34:50.320 front of her but there
01:34:51.460 was a little girl in a
01:34:52.640 white dress or night
01:34:53.780 gown there you go
01:34:54.620 terrifying classic the
01:34:56.020 image became more clear
01:34:57.360 the longer she stared at
01:34:58.660 it that typically isn't
01:35:01.260 how that works typically
01:35:02.680 it fades away the worst
01:35:04.460 part was that the face of
01:35:05.940 this girl was empty it was
01:35:09.260 just pale skin no eyes no
01:35:12.220 nose no mouth my mom
01:35:15.400 never went in the basement
01:35:16.860 again i want to clarify
01:35:18.920 for the chat i noticed
01:35:19.940 there's been confusion for
01:35:20.960 a long time the grandma
01:35:22.500 who was abducted is not
01:35:24.640 the black grandma those
01:35:26.040 are two separate things
01:35:27.060 entirely black grandma is
01:35:28.520 just you know a fun black
01:35:30.380 slave grandma and also
01:35:32.820 like i guess would
01:35:33.800 technically be my great or
01:35:35.240 great great grandma um
01:35:36.960 this is grandma on the
01:35:38.020 other side of the family
01:35:38.720 who's not black i just
01:35:41.640 wanted to clear that up
01:35:42.480 for them please continue
01:35:43.240 reading yeah the one you
01:35:44.100 put in front of my face and
01:35:45.080 it looked like jocko that's
01:35:46.200 black grandma yeah oh that
01:35:48.220 was good g mom's backdoor
01:35:49.680 story a little hgtv it's not
01:35:51.940 too bad though okay when you
01:35:53.900 walk into the front door of
01:35:55.320 the house first there's a
01:35:56.500 small foyer with a bathroom
01:35:57.700 okay here we go oh sorry
01:36:01.160 you're getting some emails
01:36:02.000 then you turn left looking at
01:36:04.080 my email into the living room
01:36:05.300 from the living room it's a
01:36:06.880 straight run through the
01:36:07.660 dining room through the
01:36:08.680 kitchen into the pantry which
01:36:10.400 leads to the basement okay
01:36:12.560 okay okay okay then off the
01:36:14.280 side of the kitchen is a den
01:36:15.560 oh tile man come on that's
01:36:19.160 cool that should be on the
01:36:19.960 floor here i'd buy that i
01:36:21.100 like that dude i will never
01:36:23.160 be accused of like going off
01:36:24.820 track in a show ever again
01:36:26.200 you guys are like so serious
01:36:27.700 about it you're like matt you
01:36:29.200 got to start paying attention
01:36:30.100 there's 13 pages to this keep
01:36:32.040 reading yeah he's making memes
01:36:33.420 of me like left and right what
01:36:34.540 if we did that in the floor
01:36:35.500 technically these aren't me
01:36:36.800 maybe in the bathroom it
01:36:38.340 wouldn't be cool i know but
01:36:39.340 there's memes that like my
01:36:40.880 family yeah i'm like on
01:36:43.020 vacation with them i didn't
01:36:44.840 know that they're knowing
01:36:46.000 this and they're like yeah
01:36:47.240 man i see all these pictures
01:36:48.540 of your face this guy top
01:36:50.000 lobster and he's in like
01:36:51.600 fights with people but there's
01:36:53.300 people in the chat there's all
01:36:54.520 these pictures of your face i
01:36:55.880 was like wait you guys have
01:36:56.760 seen that yeah can you pay
01:36:59.080 attention to the story and i
01:37:00.720 just feel like you're doing the
01:37:01.600 same thing now i want to hear
01:37:02.920 about grandma's back door all
01:37:04.040 right g mom's back door
01:37:05.100 stuff one day before i was
01:37:07.960 born my g mom was sitting in
01:37:09.440 the living room from her seat
01:37:11.420 she could see all the way
01:37:12.480 through to the pantry stop
01:37:13.840 looking at the tv the pond
01:37:15.040 three the back door of the
01:37:17.460 house was in the pantry
01:37:18.560 that's weird the back door of
01:37:22.120 the house was in the pantry and
01:37:23.720 the stairs to the basement were
01:37:25.080 in the pantry nothing sketch
01:37:27.020 with that pantry so she hears a
01:37:29.700 small bump okay no big deal
01:37:32.960 looks back to the pantry
01:37:34.400 still reasonable okay and sees
01:37:38.360 a man in a red and black
01:37:39.480 flannel
01:37:39.940 walk from the back door through
01:37:46.000 the pantry and into the
01:37:47.400 basement or that's what appeared
01:37:49.160 to happen anyway so she assumed
01:37:51.420 it was my dad less than 60
01:37:53.640 seconds after seeing this my dad
01:37:55.380 walks in the front door with a
01:37:56.820 white t on damn whatever was in
01:37:59.160 the pantry it wasn't him i don't
01:38:02.300 know what happened but for some
01:38:03.680 reason i imagined that all with
01:38:05.260 black characters and i and i just
01:38:06.760 had to check myself and be like
01:38:07.640 why why am i why do i think
01:38:09.040 they're black and um and i'm not
01:38:11.100 sure like grandma was black the
01:38:13.000 guy in the flannel was black
01:38:14.020 yeah and it wasn't until like the
01:38:15.860 story was almost over where i was
01:38:17.060 like wait a second well i don't
01:38:18.200 think these are black people
01:38:18.960 hmm strange can you read can you
01:38:22.520 read the next story we have 13
01:38:23.560 more pages
01:38:24.000 no i just want to be clear to the
01:38:26.500 chat i'm not checking the chat
01:38:28.120 what's happening is tops just
01:38:30.340 blowing up all these different
01:38:31.640 pictures of me the same way he did
01:38:33.180 with albarino and like different
01:38:34.520 scenarios and different scenes
01:38:36.180 oh you almost had it i don't know
01:38:40.000 what that means these aren't funny
01:38:41.000 that's not funny at all hey dude
01:38:43.000 you guys wait i'm gonna figure out
01:38:44.600 ai you guys are gonna be toast i
01:38:46.080 don't know what you mean edward's
01:38:47.720 gizzard hands my parents split when i
01:38:50.160 was three i say skizzers besides the
01:38:52.880 dead people hey man you ever say
01:38:53.920 keftchop
01:38:54.440 okay just checking if you use the same
01:38:57.080 words i use besides the dead people
01:38:59.420 hanging from the tree and the ghost
01:39:00.980 coming out of the attic window the
01:39:02.200 next memory i have is when i was
01:39:03.500 about nine years old this just would
01:39:05.160 be wild if you were at a party one
01:39:06.640 time like bro what's up how you been
01:39:08.140 he's like yeah man my parents split
01:39:09.320 when i was three besides that man the
01:39:10.880 dead people hanging from the tree and
01:39:12.220 the ghost coming out of the attic
01:39:13.300 window
01:39:13.660 yeah next thing i would happen was i was
01:39:15.860 nine years old my mom and dad bought
01:39:18.240 a huge old courthouse
01:39:19.400 what can you live in a normal place
01:39:21.980 what yeah why can't they just live in a
01:39:23.620 house dude they bought a huge old
01:39:25.480 courthouse from the 1800s in the same
01:39:27.340 town as my dad's grandparents haunted
01:39:29.000 house i love the style of these people
01:39:31.120 yeah it's like they love this they want
01:39:33.280 this it was four stories high and had a
01:39:36.560 duplex attached to the back the plan was
01:39:38.880 to fix it up into an apartment as big as
01:39:40.880 hell
01:39:41.140 building with seven units it was about
01:39:45.440 this time my weird sightings started
01:39:47.360 becoming weird
01:39:48.180 interaction oh shit we haven't we're
01:39:51.460 talking about nocturnal releases a few
01:39:53.540 reoccurring dreams and one reoccurring
01:39:56.020 character
01:39:56.620 a hat man of sorts
01:39:58.480 i know what you're typing dude i know
01:40:01.060 exactly what you're doing typing right now
01:40:02.740 can you just focus on the story
01:40:04.040 it's just very disingenuous to act like
01:40:06.740 we're on the show together and you're
01:40:08.200 spending the entire time making stuff
01:40:10.060 oh he's so old that makes me sad
01:40:13.360 guarantee though i could still i'd still
01:40:15.200 have a six-pack i could still do pull-ups
01:40:16.800 probably you hate that you hate that i
01:40:19.920 stay in shape i don't know why usually
01:40:21.540 guys like yeah bro right on man keep it
01:40:23.400 up you're like oh i don't like that
01:40:24.780 you need some more hot dogs and ice cream
01:40:26.920 hey 14 more pages let's go
01:40:28.360 my hat man always had scissor hands
01:40:31.440 that's weird right that's different
01:40:34.740 hmm but now that i think back on it maybe
01:40:37.760 they were just long fingers
01:40:39.400 oh so they were never skizzers
01:40:43.220 there's a little bit of a difference
01:40:44.680 between long fingers and scissor hands well
01:40:46.400 i mean when you're looking at a silhouette
01:40:47.760 it always had stop looking at the
01:40:51.360 stop it stop it you gotta focus
01:40:53.020 it doesn't matter you have a job to do
01:40:55.360 and it's i know but i just want him to
01:40:56.760 know that i know exactly what he's doing
01:40:58.300 and i'm saying it before he does it he
01:40:59.680 knows you know we know you gotta focus
01:41:02.440 man wait until i figure out how to type
01:41:05.740 wait until i figure out how to use this
01:41:07.260 thousand dollar macbook i bought
01:41:08.660 and i bought it two months ago and i
01:41:12.120 haven't used it at all this is the most
01:41:13.840 fun i've had in a while can you do the
01:41:15.660 thing i'm not shocked by that well you
01:41:17.320 guys threw me off the show for a while
01:41:18.740 and i feel like your shows weren't as
01:41:19.980 fun without me let's just be honest
01:41:21.840 about it you get interrupted a lot when
01:41:23.120 you read
01:41:23.420 why don't you go ahead and come clean
01:41:25.000 top you didn't like it as much when i'm
01:41:26.720 out oh shit that's not me so i don't
01:41:28.740 care that's just alien
01:41:29.720 oh man that's just alien that's what you
01:41:32.280 would look like if you was alien
01:41:33.520 come on no that's a mythological
01:41:36.180 creature bro it's not a myth
01:41:37.560 i mean i'm not saying mythological
01:41:40.880 creatures don't exist i'm just saying
01:41:42.240 it's a mythological the implications
01:41:44.060 of the word myth
01:41:45.020 no myths are end up being very let's
01:41:49.160 just move on
01:41:49.580 but now that i think back on it maybe
01:41:52.800 they were just long fingers
01:41:53.780 it always had long arms and long legs
01:41:55.900 very tall
01:41:56.940 similar to mason and most times it just
01:41:59.480 sounds like a tall gray proportionately
01:42:01.380 huge head
01:42:02.220 yep sounds like a tall gray really
01:42:03.620 say similar to me called it a hat man
01:42:05.200 dude you're getting blacked up by a
01:42:06.400 tall gray
01:42:06.900 learn your encrypted things
01:42:08.720 sometimes a hat and sometimes just
01:42:12.320 messy hair like top
01:42:13.500 okay it had a hat i don't think he said
01:42:17.260 that i think he's just being mean
01:42:18.420 sometimes a hat sometimes just messy
01:42:20.920 hair like edward scissorhands like you
01:42:22.380 guys do kind of have the same vibes you
01:42:23.720 do now that i think about it
01:42:25.120 other than not the scissors on the
01:42:26.680 hands you guys do have that same
01:42:28.180 creepy vibe
01:42:28.920 mine is the key feature of scissors on
01:42:31.420 hands i don't know the hair and like
01:42:32.780 the face though
01:42:33.740 oh yeah it's kind of that's an over
01:42:35.340 this is an overrated movie i'm gonna
01:42:36.920 go ahead and say that right now
01:42:37.820 edward scissorhands
01:42:38.860 it kind of is fucking stuff that
01:42:40.340 nightmares are made of no they got
01:42:41.880 everybody to watch that it sucks
01:42:43.360 dude it's not it's not like a scary
01:42:44.900 thing at all it's like uh he's kind of
01:42:47.000 when's the last time you watched it
01:42:48.420 it's uh well i was a child and i wasn't
01:42:50.040 scared how do you remember like all of
01:42:51.740 this this much later because i remember
01:42:54.080 a lot from my childhood whoa dude
01:42:56.100 looking great maybe i was wrong
01:42:57.480 okay that i'm fine with that i guess
01:43:01.340 whatever like you guys want to do
01:43:02.700 pictures go ahead
01:43:03.720 that's kind of cool
01:43:06.340 oh yeah let's do some more that's
01:43:09.620 no problem yeah but edward scissorhands
01:43:11.420 even bad christian not scary it's a
01:43:13.400 gay movie is what he says whoa dude
01:43:15.380 no don't pull his nipples out on the
01:43:16.940 show for 80 come on dude all right
01:43:18.700 that's enough don't do the nipples
01:43:19.900 you get better at working out and
01:43:21.380 eating right the older you get i don't
01:43:22.660 know who's made this myth that like
01:43:24.020 oh you get old you get a dad bod you
01:43:25.880 just get a chubby belly it's like no
01:43:27.660 no no if you don't stay on the game
01:43:28.960 you do but if you stay on the game
01:43:30.860 you get better at it just like
01:43:32.080 everything else i think why are you
01:43:33.960 typing like there's nothing to type
01:43:35.360 right now i don't understand what you're
01:43:36.540 typing in you know we're doing a show
01:43:38.240 you're supposed to be on the age in the
01:43:39.540 show you're out of the show can you keep
01:43:41.440 reading the thing all listeners have
01:43:43.020 like nothing to do with you on the show
01:43:44.800 this is a 23 page story and you're you've
01:43:47.260 literally not even broken this we're an
01:43:48.700 hour and 43 and we got to end soon we
01:43:51.060 wrapping up okay no no you got to read
01:43:52.760 do you want me to rest the story no are
01:43:54.440 you a baby reading no i like reading
01:43:55.940 put the baby picture go go go um but i
01:43:59.380 don't like there's certain movements he's
01:44:01.380 doing where he's going to the next
01:44:02.760 picture dude i just know that he's
01:44:04.340 producing he's producing the show
01:44:05.540 look at all these buttons you don't
01:44:07.460 even know what they do
01:44:08.180 i'm so sorry it would start as a shadow
01:44:13.240 stretching from the ground
01:44:14.500 up the wall then the shadow would just
01:44:17.380 move out of the wall
01:44:18.500 and into the room with me that's crazy i
01:44:20.980 can't remember if the dreams came first
01:44:22.800 or the waking encounters
01:44:24.660 but i saw this shadow guy in both and
01:44:28.280 they started to blend together
01:44:29.640 more specifically
01:44:31.160 thanks beat up don't read that no i knew
01:44:34.760 when i was awake but sometimes i would
01:44:36.720 forget i was dreaming if that makes
01:44:38.640 sense okay
01:44:39.340 you just did a hum like you're
01:44:42.460 listening to the story
01:44:43.380 dude no he's he's producing and he's
01:44:45.460 locked in i knew when i was awake but
01:44:47.160 sometimes i'd forget when i was dreaming
01:44:48.580 if that makes sense my dreams started
01:44:50.140 becoming very real and detailed same
01:44:52.260 that's a funny thing when people say
01:44:53.600 you dream in color you're like bro i
01:44:55.480 dream like it's like like it's just
01:44:57.240 like this i had a very silly dream like
01:44:59.220 everything is exactly the same i had a
01:45:01.300 dream that was interesting you know how
01:45:02.360 ai used to make the videos and they
01:45:03.860 were like incoherent and chaotic you had a
01:45:05.760 dream a couple of days ago i had this
01:45:08.380 dream that i'm at the beach with some
01:45:09.440 friends i look over into the ocean
01:45:11.120 there's a crab that's like the size of a
01:45:13.100 mountain and then the crab kind of like
01:45:14.420 morphs into some shit and i like look
01:45:15.820 away and then like the scenes it was
01:45:17.140 like all like ai chaos
01:45:18.920 do you think it was pointing to stds
01:45:21.720 because sometimes it is stuff like that
01:45:24.160 like sometimes a chick is being chased by
01:45:25.680 like a bottle of listerine
01:45:26.840 it's like he got bad breath you know
01:45:29.000 sometimes there's like a crab in the
01:45:30.500 thing sometimes you got crabs i'm just
01:45:33.600 saying i don't know what your personal
01:45:34.820 life is like i'm not trying to be ugly
01:45:36.500 or anything but you never know like
01:45:38.060 what's yeah i don't know what happened
01:45:39.380 to elijah
01:45:39.860 who knows we don't talk about that on
01:45:42.220 the show god we don't god bless elijah
01:45:43.720 and his hyrum of
01:45:44.880 that's right we want to continue to get
01:45:47.700 our paychecks from rift tv so we're not
01:45:49.160 going to mention that stuff yeah
01:45:50.220 god bless is uh which one are we
01:45:52.740 supposed to say israel israelijah
01:45:54.260 god bless elijah not for real though pray
01:45:56.720 for him i feel like you feel bad
01:45:58.220 yeah please guys got problems anyway can you
01:46:01.040 finish that was hard to read i don't even
01:46:02.820 know him but even when i read that i was
01:46:04.380 like damn i read what we don't even know
01:46:05.920 what you're talking about we don't talk
01:46:06.900 about that my dreams started becoming
01:46:08.640 very real and detailed down to smells
01:46:10.840 and taste and touch the first dreams that
01:46:14.260 seemed real were of me in my room
01:46:16.360 watching the shadows okay what's on the
01:46:20.020 tv why are you looking at the tv i know
01:46:21.400 what he's doing dude he's not doing
01:46:22.720 anything then i'd have the same dream
01:46:24.240 but i'd get out of bed and go to the
01:46:26.100 hallway
01:46:26.420 okay okay what happens in there well
01:46:30.520 thinking back on it now i may have
01:46:32.320 started astral projecting this define
01:46:34.800 astral well well he's saying i i think
01:46:38.360 it was astral projecting because nancy
01:46:40.520 was there
01:46:41.120 okay yeah well she actually spends most
01:46:44.040 of her time in the dreamscape and not
01:46:45.560 the astral does he know what she looks
01:46:47.060 like how does she how do you know it's
01:46:48.360 nancy uh the the tall thing with the
01:46:50.340 long fingers
01:46:50.980 right nancy oh you know what you guys
01:46:59.160 reminded me i have that nancy t-shirt
01:47:00.660 that i never
01:47:01.240 oh yeah that's right because there
01:47:02.780 noodles
01:47:03.140 there should be noodles there should be
01:47:05.520 noodles
01:47:05.880 she's not even here she's there she's
01:47:08.760 making noodles or some shit
01:47:09.960 she just nancy's house is just
01:47:12.720 constant
01:47:13.200 oh i remember she said she would have
01:47:15.200 to get ready for work or something
01:47:16.500 like that that's what she said she was
01:47:17.780 like i might have to nancy hero well
01:47:22.540 she could talk if she wants sorry yeah
01:47:24.440 i was getting ready to work see i was
01:47:27.060 right okay
01:47:27.880 in the dream the guy was new it was
01:47:31.960 weird when he started seeing you in the
01:47:33.360 dreams
01:47:33.680 but i'd get out of bed and go to the
01:47:36.540 hallway thinking back on it now i may
01:47:38.020 have started astral projecting before i
01:47:39.960 intended
01:47:40.400 little kids man
01:47:44.660 little kids i'm literally like in a
01:47:47.980 story that sometimes i'm not even
01:47:49.420 sure if i just didn't make you guys
01:47:50.720 up in my imagination but like these
01:47:52.860 characters in my story were like kids
01:47:55.620 five days ago and then it's like the
01:47:57.840 movie big they were just turning to
01:47:59.140 grown-ups overnight
01:47:59.920 thank you
01:48:01.160 no that's not even funny that's like
01:48:04.520 seven years is there any life path
01:48:06.020 where you end up like that no there
01:48:07.700 isn't i don't think that has too much
01:48:09.000 discipline
01:48:09.480 uh that's like he has like a pastry
01:48:12.080 forest instead
01:48:13.120 also i don't love food that much dude
01:48:17.140 like i don't know i mean i'm super
01:48:18.800 grateful for food but there's people
01:48:20.160 that just like love food
01:48:21.180 i'm a big fan of it like loves food i
01:48:23.060 got a food problem it's like give me
01:48:24.180 the fuel how much minerals and like
01:48:26.140 what's the vitamin content how's the
01:48:27.800 protein like let's go goes on watching
01:48:29.500 says if i send you guys some comedy
01:48:31.260 artwork to the coffee shop would you
01:48:33.020 open it live on f2 america hell yeah
01:48:34.980 dude
01:48:35.160 goes on watching yeah dude what is it
01:48:38.920 first we love you
01:48:39.980 oh that's true as long as it's not
01:48:41.100 pictures of dicks and boobs and butts
01:48:42.660 yeah
01:48:43.020 no or matt as a fat guy or matt as an
01:48:46.500 alligator
01:48:46.880 we're definitely gonna open it we'll
01:48:48.680 hang it on the wall
01:48:49.260 honestly if anybody has any any
01:48:51.980 matters
01:48:52.520 we should dedicate like one wall in
01:48:56.860 the whole area to fan artwork yeah
01:48:59.060 that would be rad so if anybody wants
01:49:00.760 to send artwork we'll only draw as
01:49:02.480 much of like the craziest dumb stuff
01:49:04.260 you say that's brilliant drawings of
01:49:05.860 you really are the voice of reason
01:49:07.640 drawings of us like literally i want
01:49:10.360 it to be hand-drawn oh yeah it can't
01:49:12.080 be like dumb shit that doesn't no
01:49:13.560 drawings of us like the best you could
01:49:15.300 do yeah like that goes on watching
01:49:17.060 and we'll hang them up all next to
01:49:18.820 each other it'll just be like a
01:49:19.780 section for me a section for dave
01:49:21.540 everybody draw matt fat still
01:49:23.460 reserved you are you missed it that
01:49:25.140 one was already up
01:49:25.960 oh a combination of a fat black
01:49:28.340 blasian female motorcycle racer that's
01:49:31.220 a particular you didn't see the asian
01:49:32.880 one that we did of you he didn't see
01:49:34.180 a lot of them which is fine yeah we
01:49:36.260 did you as a girl can you finish
01:49:37.560 reading this 32 page story but you
01:49:39.380 guys are getting sidetracked you can
01:49:40.560 see the girl
01:49:41.100 that's nothing to do with me okay not
01:49:44.720 even close
01:49:45.260 then i had the same dream but i get
01:49:47.740 out of the bed and go to the hallway
01:49:48.560 thinking back on it now i may have
01:49:49.660 started astral projecting before i
01:49:51.260 intended
01:49:51.700 what do you mean was there a time where
01:49:53.500 he intended to start astral
01:49:54.780 like nancy nancy intends to invade the
01:49:57.400 astral realm on a regular basis so i
01:49:59.100 would often dream of sitting up or
01:50:00.740 standing up wherever i was sleeping and
01:50:02.720 watching shadows move around either on
01:50:05.040 the walls or in 3d space as blobs or as
01:50:08.240 humanoids it was a mixed bag if you know
01:50:10.620 what i'm saying you know i'm saying
01:50:11.740 emerald city dream another recurring
01:50:16.540 dream i had a lot was emerald city from
01:50:19.040 wizard of oz yeah that's weird that's
01:50:20.740 that's a creepy weird one yeah show man
01:50:22.820 especially the old one this dream was
01:50:24.800 set in my g mom's backyard i would walk
01:50:27.360 out the back door i call it the g spot
01:50:29.600 inappropriate i would walk out the
01:50:33.620 back door and over the fence way off in
01:50:36.360 the distance i could see emerald city
01:50:38.400 tall shining green towers idk what it
01:50:41.080 meant but i had that dream almost every
01:50:43.180 night that's weird is this a good idea
01:50:44.920 that the best picture gets a comp
01:50:47.180 tickets a bohemian grove yeah we
01:50:48.740 should do some competition fair because
01:50:50.800 some people are real real artists here
01:50:53.420 dave burns shout out dave burns
01:50:55.320 that doesn't automatically mean the
01:50:56.920 professional is gonna win that's right
01:50:58.140 it should be subjective yeah that's that
01:51:00.400 is true yeah somebody who's not a pro
01:51:01.780 does like a really good picture it's
01:51:03.580 like this was about you don't want to
01:51:04.880 hear this about cocktober same sort of
01:51:06.700 idea it wasn't about like size shape it
01:51:09.500 was about artist presentation presentation
01:51:12.280 presentation and uh and the winner he
01:51:14.820 presented he presented yeah he showed
01:51:17.780 up it's strange because at the same time
01:51:19.840 as it was my the beginning of my love for
01:51:21.380 hot dogs and i've never really drawn
01:51:22.740 that correlation focus stop scrolling
01:51:27.760 through your phone you wanker let's go
01:51:29.400 for you little kids to get back on the
01:51:31.220 show we have a couple more minutes
01:51:32.460 swing set twins dream okay another
01:51:35.800 recurring dream i've had often of twins
01:51:38.760 huh was also set in my g mom's
01:51:40.860 backyard in the g spot it was as if the
01:51:43.620 land of her yard was lifted off the
01:51:45.540 ground and that plot was all the land
01:51:48.380 there was there was a swing set in the
01:51:50.700 yard and twin girls one girl was swinging
01:51:52.820 and the other stood next to the swing
01:51:54.460 set with an open book in her hands it
01:51:56.980 looked like a strong wind was blowing
01:51:58.520 their hair and the pages of the book that
01:52:01.720 hit you hard dude
01:52:02.780 i was yeah i mean twins are an
01:52:06.500 interesting thing uh are you okay right
01:52:08.640 now what's that oh i get i get like a i'll
01:52:11.320 do like a i have a thing is it okay but i
01:52:13.600 thought maybe it was like no that you've
01:52:15.640 seen that no i get the pilo erection and
01:52:18.180 it makes me spazz a little bit there's
01:52:19.560 nothing wrong with that yeah
01:52:20.560 read the story no i know what he's
01:52:25.380 doing dude who's doing and you guys are
01:52:27.320 like communicating on this too so nobody's
01:52:29.320 communicating you're innocent i'm
01:52:30.680 listening to the story about them on i
01:52:32.520 think the twins are interesting though
01:52:33.780 you think about like the shining
01:52:34.700 wait okay but what is this though uh
01:52:37.840 set my g mom's backyard it was as if the
01:52:39.900 land of her yard was lifted off the
01:52:41.660 ground and that plot was all the land
01:52:44.120 there was okay so he was on an ask
01:52:46.620 island yeah whoa that's what i'm saying
01:52:49.940 isn't that a trippy visual reminds me of
01:52:52.060 uh kingdom hearts reminds me yeah reminds
01:52:54.880 me of a lot so there's so they're they're
01:52:56.280 on a skyland they're up that's all there
01:52:58.340 is and so what you can like hear the air
01:53:00.860 out you can hear the wind you're up in
01:53:02.600 the air like it's like the clouds like
01:53:04.380 and there was a swing set in the yard and
01:53:07.940 twin girls one girl was swinging the other
01:53:10.200 stood next to swing with an open book in
01:53:12.120 their hands and look like a strong wind
01:53:13.940 because they're up in the sky was
01:53:15.640 blowing their hair in the pages of the
01:53:17.660 book damn you ever see page master no
01:53:21.600 you've watched a lot of shows and movies
01:53:24.040 you've never seen page master is like an
01:53:25.440 old cartoon kids like in a book land
01:53:28.240 man if it crushes
01:53:31.440 uh shit rj says no sound i don't believe
01:53:36.720 him
01:53:37.040 ah shit keep reading man we got more
01:53:41.960 story
01:53:42.460 straight bibles on t now it looks like
01:53:45.060 nancy's here she says she can hear us
01:53:46.560 yeah he's lying
01:53:47.260 qui-gon gin and tonic qui-gon what does
01:53:50.680 it say it says qui-gon gin and tonic
01:53:53.240 oh okay qui-gon i'm just a reader bro
01:53:57.180 nancy you're getting ready for work you
01:53:59.300 have your kimono and are you sharpening
01:54:00.980 your katana i finished all that i'm i'm
01:54:04.000 good okay all right good thank you
01:54:06.720 sometimes the same
01:54:08.440 just read it sometimes the same long
01:54:13.060 arm big head shadow man would be there
01:54:15.120 too
01:54:15.540 dang dang either standing in 3d space or
01:54:19.760 a 2d shadow cast on the ground or some
01:54:22.840 other surface i know you're getting
01:54:25.600 ready to do one nobody's doing nothing
01:54:27.120 i know we're gonna listen to the story
01:54:29.220 mind tricks and astral projection is the
01:54:32.320 title of this oh this is a banger all
01:54:34.400 right we have to yeah we gotta lock
01:54:35.600 lock it let's lock it guys screwing
01:54:37.320 around three locked in we're ready when i
01:54:41.360 was about 10 or 11 i started getting into
01:54:43.380 physics
01:54:43.880 oh shit this dude's fascinating he's
01:54:46.940 almost like the mongolian horse rider
01:54:48.440 right
01:54:48.940 mongorian mongorian archery horse rider i
01:54:52.720 wanted to know what in finger quotes
01:54:54.680 stuff was made of why are you looking at the tv i also learned of something called kabbalah
01:55:01.680 kabbalah this is the drinks you got out there this is the stuff that laura luma does this is why you
01:55:06.600 were you were getting everybody blacked up can you read the story yeah i'm not doing any more of
01:55:10.620 these red flag comments that you guys try to suck i don't even know what that means red flag
01:55:14.600 comments there's like are you even listening that's not cool man that's a really good one it's not
01:55:21.880 it's not cool man nobody thinks that's funny unless you're like seven
01:55:26.520 okay all right this isn't nice that's good what's wrong with you can you read the story you want me to
01:55:32.320 you just act like a grown up if it's 13 pages i can i'll read some you want me there's no way
01:55:35.760 we're doing 13 pages i'm down if you want all right i feel like you want to oh she's a big
01:55:39.760 easy oh my god this is why you scare me because you're like a long baby you really are a long baby
01:55:45.120 okay uh when i was about 10 or 11 i started getting into physics i wanted to know what stuff
01:55:49.680 was made of i also learned about something called kabbalah connect with the chat which is
01:55:53.840 don't look at the you got to think about the story all right i'm listening kabbalah is the
01:55:56.720 drinks that you got outside in the freezer um after my parents split i grew
01:56:01.840 an unhealthy obsession with my dad he was a ladies man he was intelligent he was fun he was
01:56:08.240 cultured i wanted to be just like him that's nice right i wish my son said all that cool
01:56:13.440 shit about me except for the ladies man thing although i would like to think that my my wife
01:56:17.440 thinks i'm a ladies man call you a ladies man is awkward yeah awkward maybe a weird thing to say
01:56:21.680 he would mess around with sigil magic what the
01:56:26.240 and alchemy workings i don't know if i asked him first or if he decided to initiate me on his own
01:56:31.600 but he put me in a coffin and he proceeded to no that didn't happen i'm just playing
01:56:35.840 but around this time in my life he started teaching me different types of meditation
01:56:40.160 okay so this dude this family line has brought this into this yes this is this man has brought
01:56:45.680 iniquity oh this was happening in the house and then one day my dad picked up some magic later on
01:56:51.040 they were asking for this yeah okay it's interesting too because parents split so there's a divorce and
01:56:57.200 there's kabbalah and now you're creating generational iniquity not good homeboy now you're creating
01:57:03.120 this is not good um so i could make minor aches and pains go away i could fall asleep and wake up at
01:57:09.680 the snap of a finger i could control my dreams the dreams became more lucid and i began testing out
01:57:15.760 astral projection you hear that nancy cut it out when i first learned to ask to project i was told to
01:57:21.920 find a medium i was told to find a medium between falling asleep and waking myself up after finding
01:57:30.400 this mental state i envisioned my body as if it were hovering over myself looking down from here i could
01:57:38.160 turn my view and move around as i pleased i could feel myself i could feel the ground i don't like this
01:57:45.760 i could feel the walls and the doors the walls he's reading it like me now he hates when i read
01:57:50.640 it like that but now he's doing it but i could also pass through them if i wanted to
01:57:59.040 i would usually float up my body or float up from my body until i passed through the ceiling
01:58:04.080 and out of the roof and out of the house from there i'd float down the street i'd walk around the block
01:58:09.280 jeez i always wanted to oh i i was always too scared to travel far i never saw any other people
01:58:17.120 or entities but i always felt like i was being watched i'd be up oh that's interesting nancy
01:58:23.840 actually said that she was like uh and those super secret things that she told me and i wasn't supposed
01:58:27.840 to tell anybody else she said she's on the show why didn't you just nancy tell us about the people that
01:58:31.760 watch what you bitch tell us about the people that watch i don't know can you tell us about the astral
01:58:42.400 realm no all right fine well nancy told me one time she said people watch there's the watchers and
01:58:51.920 then there's the doers well the ones that watch also do but oh a little more to the story come on
01:59:00.400 nancy elaborate a little bit nope come on none of us know anything about that world or like you
01:59:06.400 could really help us out fine nancy keep your secrets man she won't show us our house sometimes
01:59:14.160 it would look like there were shadows watching me from the houses but i can't confirm that maybe i was
01:59:19.520 just a freaked out kid i like that i kind of like that too that one looks cool all right here we go the
01:59:26.720 red desert and fucko the clown what what all right this is the last one we got to wrap wait wait so
01:59:31.920 that's the end of that one where he was just like floating around my dad figured out how to float
01:59:35.920 around he had to do some shit dude i wonder where this story ends bro it doesn't end it
01:59:40.320 no i know but ultimately nephilim death squad the red desert and oh this is definitely a guy who's like
01:59:47.440 an nds fan yeah or else i wouldn't have sent it to us imagine imagine like asking the last two
01:59:53.520 submissions to not don't associate with these people like what yeah have you read their submissions
02:00:00.080 do you know how many of these people there are you know how many of these people need christ
02:00:03.920 they're all our audience this one is super crazy it's crazy around the same time that i began
02:00:08.640 experimenting some would say it's like david and his story i mean i got it right here but psalms
02:00:15.200 psalms is in one samuel that's where like all the outcasts joined themselves to david
02:00:19.040 it this is exactly what it's what's happening you want me to read it yeah he's going to read
02:00:26.560 the bible okay well i don't care you can finish the story okay i'm gonna keep going and you can
02:00:30.560 interrupt me when you want to interrupt me you know i don't want to um i want to respect you
02:00:34.080 that's what friends do what was i talking about here okay look at it with the raven beak so around
02:00:38.800 the same time that i began experimenting with the limits of my mind i came up with a game that i used
02:00:44.240 to play with my cousins called hide the pickle nope that i used to play with my cousins and the
02:00:50.560 neighborhood kids i would close my eyes and go hide the pickle dude stop nobody likes that i would close
02:00:58.240 my eyes and go somewhere else a place in my mind that looked like a red desert where multiple entities
02:01:04.880 would either control my body to entertain everyone or they would show me where hidden treasures were
02:01:10.480 that's interesting because a lot of entities are like uh the thing like i don't know if you ever
02:01:14.720 heard of like yogs and the 13 globes um but it's basically like a lovecraftian thing that people
02:01:20.960 speculate is actually a real thing one of their names i think is um umbra which is the same entity as
02:01:28.160 rain man supposedly that that all these rappers are dealing with anywho some of them have like the 13
02:01:34.000 globes i think are just 13 demons and uh some of them are like they're they're useful for for
02:01:38.880 certain things umbra or umbrella or i mean i'm sorry uh uh rain man would be good for fame and
02:01:45.360 money and i think also women there are other ones that are good for like revealing hidden treasures to
02:01:51.280 you things that are lost but can be found through them so that that's an interesting thing uh but i'll
02:01:55.760 put a pin in it and you can you can you can read go ahead okay that's the end no no it's not the end
02:02:06.320 this okay well this is what you guys are like actually stop it so this is after david uh i'm
02:02:12.480 actually going to get into the story in the next uh straight bible but this is where david has to
02:02:16.080 pretend that he's gone mad like he he's captured it's not captured but he goes into this town he's
02:02:21.600 been running from saul he's just looking for a place to hide so he pretends he's gone mad because
02:02:26.080 this is a nation where he's killed a ton of their soldiers already oh so he's pretending he's gone mad and
02:02:30.720 lost his mind and it said oh he's just faking it dude you're gonna love this story next week but
02:02:36.400 well that's crap you never listen to straight bible that's right um that's not true but uh
02:02:40.560 i haven't listened in a while so david departed from there and escaped to the cave adulem and when
02:02:45.920 his brethren and all his father's house heard it they went down there to him so he's hiding out in
02:02:50.720 this cave he's trying to get away from saul he's just trying to figure out what's he gonna do
02:02:55.760 his family comes there like david you good man how's it going and everyone that was in distress
02:03:02.800 and everyone that was in debt and everyone that was discontented gathered themselves unto him
02:03:11.280 hold on and he became a captain over them and they were with him about 400 men this is just the
02:03:17.200 beginning of like all of the outcasts from society like came and gathered to david it was like the
02:03:23.200 oakland raiders in the 70s like john madden was like i don't care if you're on coke i don't care
02:03:27.440 if you're on steroids like i don't care what all your guys problems are you can come to oakland as
02:03:32.480 long as you can play football hell yeah we're gonna win you know what i'm saying like my dad
02:03:36.240 always told me the raiders are like that yeah you don't like it do you i don't like that one that
02:03:41.760 one's not no it's nasty yeah mine were way worse that's like a nasty yeah they're mad at you that
02:03:47.280 you don't listen to straight bible but i don't blame you dude i get it like as soon as we get away
02:03:51.040 from each other we all need a break i get it it's not like i watch your shows at home so the bottom
02:03:56.160 line is there was all these outcasts that came and joined them they were just like they knew they
02:04:01.360 didn't fit into society and there was a place where they gathered and so
02:04:08.160 see that's very that's so funny
02:04:10.560 wow that looks just like me got you my boy all right damn nancy you're fired that's funny
02:04:21.840 all right come on finish the story so that's all i'm saying is just that uh what are you saying
02:04:27.280 that that's what nephilim death squad is like and like people don't get it they're trying to like
02:04:31.040 trash you and say bad things yeah they're like whatever but it's like this gathering place for
02:04:36.880 all those have kind of been kicked out of society man or maybe or maybe even kicked out of the popular
02:04:41.680 podcast group because from what i'm understanding where you guys talk about there's like the popular
02:04:45.200 podcast but then like say that below that no but like below that there's like all this gang of
02:04:51.520 podcasters that are just coming from the heart they're just real ones and it's like all those
02:04:55.040 real ones are kind of like gathering now that's what he told us yesterday he was like he's like
02:04:59.520 he offered me he basically offered me to be in the cool crew and and then he threatened me to kick me
02:05:05.120 out but they already kicked me out yeah they gonna kick me out more you know what i'm saying like
02:05:11.360 that's like the people who gather around david dude and then watch the story as david builds with with
02:05:16.000 that like he builds with that anyway i just thought yeah you guys kind of remind me of that i'm gonna
02:05:22.000 continue okay go ahead uh they would show me where hidden treasures were i found a lot of money
02:05:27.600 you're reading like me now after you mocked me for it i love this i think you're kind of right
02:05:32.000 those are david's mighty men right don't touch it uh well his mighty man was only like 33 dudes it
02:05:36.640 ended up 33 interesting i mean he had three that were like savages badasses yeah one that defended
02:05:43.040 a bean field yeah one that defeated a lion in the snow and it hit there's a there's a bunch of stories
02:05:48.720 about these guys but the mighty men were very specific you have a lion-faced dude of moeb lion
02:05:53.440 lion-headed man in moeb well this is a different story it's a i'm not saying that they didn't do that
02:05:58.000 too i'm just saying there's one story of one of the main three that was in the slate of tiger in
02:06:03.520 a pit in the snow something to that extent which is rad but i don't mean to keep interrupting okay
02:06:10.480 this is a very nice oh that's right yeah how come none of mine could be cool dude well all his are
02:06:15.280 cool that is a good aesthetic though um this reminds me of when schizophrenic people find things because
02:06:19.680 their voices tell them he goes i found a wad of money stuffed in a mcdonald's cup this way
02:06:24.080 mm-hmm i found a buried gun i found a perfectly fine dirt bike abandoned in the woods wait this
02:06:30.240 entity was guiding him like on a treasure hunt yeah that's nobody's ever said that before that
02:06:34.720 happens it's a common thing in schizophrenics yeah this is not surprising at all yeah yeah
02:06:39.280 they'll show him where like drugs are and has that happened to you matt you ever been told to
02:06:43.360 find some shit you ever find whoops is that no when i was a little kid i did always love a good
02:06:48.160 treasure oh dude now i'm like racking my brain now that i hear these crazy stories i'm like yeah
02:06:52.480 hey you want to go on a treasure hunt why do you think why do you think people on meth are
02:06:55.280 why'd you make that noise they're always digging and they're seeing holes in their arms trying to
02:06:59.440 find shit you don't want to go on a treasure hunt no i don't want to do that now i do that every morning
02:07:04.560 4 45. they can do it on zoom if you want to call 4 45. all right i'm not up i don't remember these
02:07:11.200 entities talking to me but i can't rule out mine speak i just remember the visuals of these shadow people
02:07:17.280 uh downloading different locations into my head then i'd go there in real life and i'd find something
02:07:21.760 surprising every time sounds like random nautica too i also saw a lanky big-headed large-eared bible
02:07:29.280 thumping food forest inhabiting brown water merchant no way none of that's real dude i also saw a lanky
02:07:36.480 big-headed shadow man sorry i misread that uh in these red desert trances but he kept his distance
02:07:43.120 and he just stood there again sometimes there was a long shadow cast on the ground i was helpless during
02:07:50.240 these experiences i couldn't decide what went on there i only had power over going there that's
02:07:56.320 interesting and leaving there that kind of scared me so i didn't do it often whatever it was it was
02:08:02.240 much different than astral projection and lucid dreaming that's fascinating so this dude was like
02:08:06.720 what was more scary going to the red desert lands and having the shadow people
02:08:11.360 blap his brain with location so he can get goodies this is very weird it's very i think we should we
02:08:17.600 should stop it here well it's not over yet but it's gotta be over this story we'll finish at this
02:08:22.480 story and then we'll go to the next one um also 10 pages later i didn't have the language for it at
02:08:27.920 the time but i think i was channeling yeah probably i had the language for it
02:08:31.120 what's that dude i don't like that huge nose ring that's dumb only faggots have nose rings
02:08:42.240 i like goes on watching more and more man goes on watching is the man yeah
02:08:47.200 very average size ears everybody knows that like literally everybody knows that
02:08:52.880 this is the best show ever um i think i was channeling i did this a few different
02:08:56.800 with a few different entities on separate occasions one entity damn in particular became a regular
02:09:02.240 he would come inside me it was it came off as a timid yet curious and playful child there was also
02:09:10.640 an angry man that would come inside me and a sad woman who would come inside me some kind of military
02:09:17.600 or policeman that would come inside me and some kind of animalistic tribal entity that would come inside me
02:09:25.440 and it's hard to read it's hard to hear they want to know the chat wants to know um how's he
02:09:36.080 how's he spelling it so that's a lot of cum and then of course the child entity oh as i got older
02:09:46.080 and my friend group changed i stopped doing these trances to myself i was still having lucid dreams
02:09:51.680 playing with astral projection and seeing the same long shadow man but i believe at least one of these
02:09:57.680 things i was channeling stuck around crying when i started hitting my teenage years i had spontaneous
02:10:04.480 moments where i would do ridiculous things break things steal things hurt people hurt myself say
02:10:08.800 things i shouldn't it's people hurt people hurt people hurt people amen it seems normal for a
02:10:14.880 preteen going through puberty but i would black out on these situations and have no memory of it
02:10:20.960 my friends would come in me my friends would encourage it is what he says
02:10:26.640 so so it became an alter ego that i heavily leaned into an alter ego that we named fucko the clown
02:10:35.360 whoa there's one more paragraph uh i remember one time in particular some kids 16 or 17 old enough
02:10:40.640 to drive tried to get me to steal a keg from a bar i was sitting in the car staring at the bar
02:10:46.800 trying to build up the guts to do this and trying to plan which door or window to go through when i
02:10:51.520 finally opened the car door i leaned out but the guy next to me immediately pulled me back in
02:10:57.280 i realized the car was suddenly moving and i had already stolen three kegs i blacked out the whole thing
02:11:05.680 later in my life i was diagnosed with depression and multiple personality disorder and the psychiatrist
02:11:14.720 came in me that last part was that last part wasn't in there this is fascinating um yeah we're
02:11:22.400 only at page six of 13 so we'll have to pick this up uh tomorrow not tomorrow i don't know the next
02:11:28.480 time we do fucking chronicles which is like who the hell knows i know and i wish you know if matt
02:11:32.320 wasn't here we would have probably gotten oh we would have gotten through this is no way he just
02:11:35.840 couldn't it's very distracting he can't lock in the images that he kept pulling up of himself well
02:11:40.080 the good news is the raven wanted me on the show today it meant a lot to me matt if i if you had to
02:11:45.600 give like a a rating of how you feel about how today went oh yeah to go from like a rating from
02:11:51.280 like light spirit medium spirit heavy spirit are you are you encouraged like because we just did a
02:11:55.120 show you did a show with the boys and you're like yeah yeah we're chilling like how do you feel
02:11:58.080 you love the boys you love the boys you love the boys this is like a 10 out of 10 dude
02:12:06.240 i hate to say this yeah yeah i hate to say you don't even know what i'm gonna say
02:12:11.120 i hate to say this but like some of the chronicles ones is just like
02:12:15.600 no it's because they're not that cool it's just like these ones are very intriguing
02:12:19.680 crushing look the next one was trash the first one was great too bro the first one was like trash
02:12:24.000 bag man should we should we end it or do we we got to end it but i'm just saying
02:12:26.880 actually when they're good like this it's super intriguing dude dude i'm gonna run through trash
02:12:31.600 bag man because it's really short wait what oh and sometimes i gotta be honest i gotta be honest
02:12:35.360 because just because you asked like if i wasn't working today i mean i worked on the farm all
02:12:38.800 morning i got that chainsaw yeah thanks shout out to the chat things went great with the chainsaw yeah
02:12:44.640 and uh you know i come in i'm ready to go everything's popping i haven't been to the gym yet then
02:12:50.160 you're like popping and ready to do a show if i come on and do a show at four o'clock i've been
02:12:54.160 working all day i'm a little nasty you're a little nasty whiny a little just kind of like
02:12:58.960 oh man it's the end of the day trash bag man whiny's a good word to use around the year 2000
02:13:04.480 i was 12 or 13 years old my cousin came in me and we were alone in the house he was a smooth
02:13:09.520 gangster type guy and the last person i'd ever expect to talk about ghosts or any woo woo stuff
02:13:14.080 unless he was trolling we were sitting in the living room in the middle of the day he was sitting next
02:13:18.640 to me on the couch to my left then to his left and behind him like seven o'clock it's very specific
02:13:24.480 uh was a doorway into the kitchen and to our direct left nine o'clock was a hallway envision that nine
02:13:32.160 o'clock not three top nine quit watching the chat stop watching the chat i'm trying to figure it out
02:13:37.200 okay left yeah i was watching tv and my cousin was on his laptop it seemed like we both saw something in
02:13:42.400 the left corner of our eyes simultaneously because we both turned our heads at the exact same time
02:13:46.800 coming out of the kitchen doorway in broad daylight only an arm's length away was a big burly trash bag
02:13:55.840 man what's that mean he came in me
02:14:03.680 you didn't say that bro i'm so sorry this was so crazy this is the same guy that started this
02:14:10.480 with that three years old and a bike yeah people hanging in the tree that's all the same guy when
02:14:15.520 when people have an experience their life is usually dotted with experiences that's exactly
02:14:19.520 what i told my cousin my cousin used to see dead people in the streets she lived the one that lived
02:14:24.320 in seagate that's crazy the one that i had just new york though right it's just no it's because she
02:14:28.560 grew up just actual dead people in the street grew up in a house that was like literally haunted
02:14:33.920 and i don't know either her mother was talking to these entities and who knows what happened one
02:14:38.240 thing leads to another she's out in the street seeing these things and like she just blapped up
02:14:42.800 her entire life was that the the chick that i talked to yep yeah yeah she's she's she's got some
02:14:47.680 she had attached to her um okay so coming out of the kitchen only in arm's length away in broad
02:14:53.920 daylight is a big burly trash man it wasn't super tall but it was super wide super wide it pretty much
02:14:59.920 took up the whole space of the door frame vertically and horizontally well that's decently tall maybe
02:15:06.160 six feet tall four feet wide damn nephilim nephilim genetics uh it had noticeable arms and legs
02:15:13.840 it was moving its limbs as it walked it either looked like a hunchback or it just had a huge back
02:15:21.040 and shoulders with no neck kind of like a juggernaut from x-men the fuck man it was such a deep dark black
02:15:27.520 it almost looked like i could see into it as if the darkness had depth to it that sounds just like
02:15:34.720 homeboy's story that we talked to the other day with the muscular evil man yeah shout out dylan dylan um
02:15:42.400 where are we at here boom boom as if the darkness had depth to it this black mass also had a little
02:15:49.360 shine to it that's interesting because he said it was like oil yep i've never seen anything like it
02:15:55.440 so it's hard to make a comparison but my cousin and i came to the conclusion that it kind of looked
02:15:59.360 like a trash bag so we called him trash bag man that's a story that totally betrays like what the
02:16:03.760 hell you saw trash bag man almost seems comedic especially when he comes in you but you're describing
02:16:08.080 something that is you know it's pretty horrifying as it came through the doorway it immediately turned
02:16:15.040 left and walked down the hallway my cousin and i just stared at it frozen in our seats we just watched
02:16:20.720 it move down the hall walk through the closed door at the end of the hall and vanish this thing never
02:16:26.320 acknowledged us the whole encounter probably took less than 30 seconds and we never talked about it
02:16:31.600 again what the fuck many such cases what the beautiful but i will say the language on this episode
02:16:41.760 is a bit intense unbecoming for christian men many such cases yes
02:16:49.280 they bred with daughters of men and they will do it again the end is written in the book in the pages they
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