Nephilim Death Squad - Real Demon & UFO Encounters! ｜ NDS Chronicles

00:00:00.000 It's...

00:00:00.960 Gosh, Top Lobster Productions.

00:00:30.000 Welcome back. Stop talking.

00:00:55.460 Welcome back, ladies and gentlemen, to another episode of NDS Chronicles, a show where we read your supernatural testimony.

00:01:00.480 If you've got a crazy story and you want to send it to us, do it at chronicles at nephilanddeathsquad.com.

00:01:05.800 Also, chroniclesnbs at gmail. I think still works, too.

00:01:08.340 You can introduce me or no?

00:01:10.120 I'm David Lee Corbo, a.k.a. The Raven.

00:01:11.700 That is the dejected Top Lobster who was running audio.

00:01:16.240 Oh, fuck. Oh, no.

00:01:18.420 I told you.

00:01:21.980 What's the matter?

00:01:23.420 Turn your mic up, Raven. Why don't you just turn my mic up? Maybe that'll work.

00:01:26.200 Hold on a second. Maybe we're not even connected.

00:01:27.980 Oh, that could just be it.

00:01:29.660 Oh, we're not.

00:01:31.860 Nancy.

00:01:32.860 This has been it the whole time.

00:01:34.580 How about that?

00:01:34.880 I told you.

00:01:36.120 You called me a spy.

00:01:37.960 So how do I sound?

00:01:39.020 Oh, I sound professional because I'm talking into the...

00:01:41.580 That's what's going...

00:01:42.360 Oh, because you're closer to the MacBook.

00:01:44.920 Okay, we're going to trim this off, right?

00:01:46.440 We'll trim this junk off.

00:01:48.000 Guys, welcome to another episode of NDS Chronicles.

00:01:49.660 I'm flying to Vegas right now.

00:01:50.820 You know what?

00:01:51.260 It doesn't even matter.

00:01:52.000 Who cares?

00:01:52.320 Let's just keep going.

00:01:53.120 And I'm going to choke.

00:01:53.820 That's so funny.

00:01:55.140 We restarted all the expensive equipment like seven times to try to figure out what the issue was.

00:01:59.940 No, that's not what it was the entire time.

00:02:01.540 There was static.

00:02:02.480 There was like weird stuff.

00:02:03.620 It was the demons.

00:02:04.960 The demons?

00:02:05.740 The demons.

00:02:06.440 Those are the things that are in the technology.

00:02:07.460 Well, you guys may be over the target on something that people don't want you to talk about.

00:02:10.660 We're not going to talk about it.

00:02:11.540 We're done talking about it.

00:02:12.760 This is not what this episode's about, so stop it.

00:02:14.860 Who owns Roadcaster?

00:02:16.180 A Jew. 0.97

00:02:16.920 Are they on FC?

00:02:17.960 Either that or Timothy Albarino.

00:02:19.340 So, guys, you know the deal.

00:02:21.380 NDS Chronicles.

00:02:22.820 We are in it to win it.

00:02:24.460 And in a minute, go.

00:02:27.420 What?

00:02:27.960 I don't know.

00:02:28.540 We're going to read some stories to you guys.

00:02:30.040 Are you excited?

00:02:30.800 Topper, we haven't done this in a long time.

00:02:32.660 I don't know how to read.

00:02:33.360 I'm not going to talk about why, but we haven't.

00:02:35.900 Well, your heart's been too heavy.

00:02:38.460 No, that's not the case.

00:02:39.800 Jonathan says, trim off the foreskin.

00:02:42.260 We've been very busy.

00:02:44.920 We've been very busy lately.

00:02:46.940 We have.

00:02:47.360 We've been doing a lot of shows.

00:02:48.360 A lot of shows.

00:02:49.340 Which has been nice.

00:02:50.380 A lot of speculating.

00:02:53.180 Not really.

00:02:53.720 Well, the Epstein thing has been fascinating.

00:02:56.540 And we've been kind of bonking that apple.

00:02:59.500 Yeah.

00:02:59.780 Yeah.

00:03:00.900 And it is a little gassy.

00:03:05.900 It is apparent to me that this drop is so unlikely that Epstein would be the mastermind

00:03:13.740 or associated with every single conspiracy.

00:03:15.400 Hold on.

00:03:15.620 What do you think about it, Matt?

00:03:16.560 Yeah.

00:03:16.780 We haven't even talked to you.

00:03:18.140 I just think it's like the dumbest thing, bro.

00:03:20.880 It's like, so when did the Epstein files first become a thing?

00:03:23.480 Five years ago?

00:03:24.300 Wait.

00:03:24.580 So they're fucking kids?

00:03:25.760 That's dumb.

00:03:26.340 I'm not doing this.

00:03:27.040 Like, as soon as I say it and you guys are like, yeah, Matt, you just don't get it.

00:03:29.820 I don't even get to say my point anymore before you say I don't get it.

00:03:32.300 All right.

00:03:32.500 Go ahead.

00:03:32.960 Fine.

00:03:33.140 I'll make fun of you later.

00:03:34.740 My point was just that, like, so this was like, when did he get hung?

00:03:40.000 Five years ago?

00:03:41.480 It was like, what was in the news?

00:03:43.020 Yeah.

00:03:43.460 Five.

00:03:43.740 Yeah.

00:03:43.760 Five.

00:03:44.080 Six years ago.

00:03:45.060 It was in the 2019.

00:03:46.260 Five years ago.

00:03:46.920 Like, what was everybody willing to accept five years ago?

00:03:50.460 How long did we just, like, let this thing unfold and go on?

00:03:54.420 He was hung.

00:03:55.300 And was it going to involve the Republicans?

00:03:58.020 Was it going to involve the Democrats?

00:03:59.320 Was it going to involve all this?

00:04:00.220 Now it's aliens.

00:04:00.920 Now there's, like, stuff about aliens in it.

00:04:02.580 Five years ago, nobody was going to talk about aliens.

00:04:04.580 No, they did.

00:04:05.140 So they just waited now.

00:04:06.060 Five years ago is about the time frame.

00:04:07.720 Six years ago is about the time frame where Hillary Clinton starts coming up in this whole 1.00

00:04:11.060 Epstein conversation.

00:04:11.940 And then all of a sudden, her and John Podesta, who's also associated with the whole thing,

00:04:16.260 come out and start coining the term UAP.

00:04:18.420 Fair enough.

00:04:18.760 And get that conversation started.

00:04:19.880 Fair enough.

00:04:20.340 I'm just saying, we're way further down the road now.

00:04:22.960 There's this thing.

00:04:24.120 I don't know.

00:04:24.520 We saw a guy before.

00:04:26.040 He did actually a coverage of it.

00:04:28.020 This video called documentary called Disclosure.

00:04:31.840 Age of Disclosure.

00:04:32.660 Yeah.

00:04:32.880 So now there's, like, that.

00:04:34.080 There's that.

00:04:34.760 It's coming out.

00:04:35.580 I guess there's this guy called Spielberg.

00:04:37.200 He's got an aliens movie coming out.

00:04:38.900 It's, like, high and hot.

00:04:40.220 And then, boom, the Epstein files have aliens in it now.

00:04:42.660 It's like, well, who's...

00:04:43.520 So you're telling me, like, there's a government that created this whole file about this guy

00:04:47.520 called Epstein, and that same government is the ones, like, releasing it to the masses

00:04:51.580 now?

00:04:52.100 I'm just saying, like, all that just sounds crazy.

00:04:54.180 Like, whatever...

00:04:54.840 What you don't understand is that there's good guys and there's bad guys, okay?

00:04:57.300 And they wear black hats.

00:04:58.240 They wear black hats.

00:04:58.880 Oh, look for another Q drop.

00:05:00.340 And you've got to pick a side, okay?

00:05:01.860 And the sides...

00:05:02.460 Which pedophile do you want to be on the side of?

00:05:04.020 Okay, so, yeah.

00:05:04.780 Pick a pedophile. 0.97

00:05:05.620 It's just, like, this is...

00:05:06.620 Like, all the stories...

00:05:07.700 Like, you guys bring me these stories, and then we talk about this side of the story or that side

00:05:11.020 of the story.

00:05:11.320 I'm always saying, like, well, who's feeding us the story?

00:05:15.260 Jews.

00:05:16.380 There we go.

00:05:17.280 That's what the J stands for in DOJ.

00:05:19.120 That's a great one, too, though.

00:05:20.000 It's the Department of Jews.

00:05:21.040 Two years ago, nobody came in the coffee shop talking about Jews.

00:05:24.120 Yeah, because you're in Florida.

00:05:25.320 All of a sudden...

00:05:26.180 Because it's illegal.

00:05:27.040 If he was on the east coast of Florida in Boca, they'd be here to come out.

00:05:29.680 I'm saying, two years ago, boom, it skyrockets.

00:05:32.180 Everybody's talking about it.

00:05:33.120 Don't care which side.

00:05:34.200 Don't care which side.

00:05:35.380 Who's feeding the narrative that all of a sudden that's this big thing that everybody's talking

00:05:39.560 about?

00:05:39.940 That's my only observation.

00:05:40.660 That's a long-winded version of the observation I just made.

00:05:45.760 Fair enough.

00:05:46.580 All right.

00:05:47.080 All right.

00:05:47.380 So what are we thinking, though?

00:05:48.700 Epstein, is this legit?

00:05:50.180 Do you like what's happening?

00:05:51.420 Are you a fan of it?

00:05:52.620 I have no clue what's happening unless you guys send it to me.

00:05:55.600 Nobody comes in the shop talking about it?

00:05:57.680 No.

00:05:58.040 It hasn't gotten to that degree yet.

00:05:59.300 Uh-uh.

00:05:59.700 It hasn't gotten to that degree.

00:06:00.780 I think that's...

00:06:01.400 You're our canary in the coffee shop. 1.00

00:06:03.280 Canary in the coffee shop.

00:06:04.100 Dude, I think a coffee shop is a very good way to gauge society.

00:06:07.780 Yeah.

00:06:08.160 Yeah.

00:06:08.780 I've been saying that it's not going to really hit the mainstream yet.

00:06:11.740 The way I look at it is, yeah, the DOJ releases these files.

00:06:15.120 Make of it what you will.

00:06:16.560 I don't know.

00:06:17.100 I made a tweet about it.

00:06:18.080 I said, I don't think this is real.

00:06:20.120 I'm not saying that 100% of it is fake.

00:06:21.880 I'm saying certainly there's some percentage of this that is not real,

00:06:24.700 fabricated by AI, planted there on purpose.

00:06:27.600 Maybe there's some truth mixed up in it.

00:06:29.940 But I do think that the point is for people like us to pick up this narrative,

00:06:34.840 pick it apart.

00:06:35.820 Eventually, thank you for removing the chat.

00:06:37.560 Thank you so much.

00:06:38.080 No, I just said, like, I sound like AI.

00:06:39.780 I was just checking if I sound like AI.

00:06:42.140 I was saying, like, it sounded like I was in a big room.

00:06:44.860 No, it doesn't sound like you're in a big room.

00:06:46.100 Sorry to cut you off.

00:06:46.660 It's a very little room.

00:06:47.440 And guys like us, shows like ours are meant to pick this apart

00:06:52.600 until basically the cream rises to the top.

00:06:55.220 The most compelling elements of this DOJ drop are going to be refined by us.

00:07:00.640 We're basically unpaid feds, I guess, right?

00:07:03.740 I mean, that's how I'm looking at it.

00:07:05.400 And then the narrative will kind of reveal itself through our scrutiny

00:07:09.620 and other shows like ours and bigger ones, smaller ones, all that.

00:07:13.140 And then eventually that version of events will get passed on to the general public.

00:07:17.120 Then you'll start to hear it in the shop.

00:07:19.060 My question is, what then?

00:07:22.700 Conspiracy theorists get a sense of vindication.

00:07:25.200 We're meant to feel vindicated.

00:07:26.460 I don't trust that.

00:07:27.040 Can I ask something real quick?

00:07:28.280 Go ahead.

00:07:28.820 So is it possible then that it took five years to just kind of see

00:07:32.460 what the podcasters did with all the information,

00:07:35.780 which way society was going to shake out,

00:07:37.780 how they felt about this and that,

00:07:39.500 and just like a five-year massage of the details before they're like,

00:07:42.200 okay, now it's time to put it out?

00:07:44.100 No.

00:07:44.400 The way I've been looking at it is I was saying,

00:07:47.200 we used to do a show called Dangerous Retards. 0.92

00:07:49.360 And I would say on that show,

00:07:50.660 like you're going to see this QAnon shit come to pass.

00:07:53.280 I don't know when it's going to come to pass,

00:07:54.860 but it'll happen when the next scene is prepared.

00:08:00.160 It's a plot device.

00:08:01.060 It's a big major plot device,

00:08:02.320 the Epstein files and the QAnon shit.

00:08:04.100 And that'll come to a head when they're ready for whatever the next scene is.

00:08:09.040 So last time they shut the world down,

00:08:10.840 and we've been saying this on the show,

00:08:11.720 last time they shut the world down,

00:08:13.440 this time I imagine it's going to be something of a worldwide event.

00:08:17.380 It's interesting.

00:08:17.880 China's coming out. 0.77

00:08:19.200 They've now said that child molestation is punishable by death.

00:08:23.780 They're also making it illegal to invest in any companies in Israel.

00:08:27.540 Yeah.

00:08:27.780 So this thing is the linchpin.

00:08:30.660 Well, very much Epstein is in all the things.

00:08:33.100 The maximum Jew hatred, what the fuck is that?

00:08:36.920 The maximum Jew noticing comes from this. 0.97

00:08:40.140 The complete failure of any sort of, what would you call it?

00:08:44.640 Trust in institutions, government institutions, media institutions,

00:08:47.780 like all that.

00:08:48.420 This is the last thing.

00:08:49.440 This is the straw that breaks the camel's back.

00:08:51.300 I'm just looking at it like what comes next.

00:08:53.340 Well, maybe like if the economy collapsed tomorrow,

00:08:56.060 like full-on worldwide economic collapse,

00:08:58.020 there's nobody in the economic world that like studies that,

00:09:00.760 that would be in shock.

00:09:01.560 Like all of those people are always saying that.

00:09:03.900 You alluded to something on one of your shows about alien disclosure

00:09:07.580 was going to shut down the Bank of England.

00:09:09.920 Yeah, we were like that.

00:09:10.760 That's what, I forget what her name is.

00:09:13.360 McCaw, McCraft, McCraft.

00:09:15.740 Some lady from England was saying, 1.00

00:09:18.740 she's a politician, 0.99

00:09:19.380 she's saying that the banks need to prepare

00:09:20.660 for the inevitable collapse of the economy

00:09:23.620 when disclosure happens.

00:09:25.400 So, yeah.

00:09:25.840 But that's like the collapse of society.

00:09:27.620 You know what I'm saying?

00:09:28.180 Like if economies collapse,

00:09:29.700 that's how like you lose wars.

00:09:31.340 You know what I'm saying?

00:09:31.720 You'd be winning at war, 1.00

00:09:32.640 your economy collapses,

00:09:33.620 boom, now you're losing war.

00:09:34.820 Like the economy kind of is the lifeblood of everything.

00:09:38.620 So worldwide collapse could happen.

00:09:40.640 That's the word though, worldwide collapse.

00:09:42.800 I think it's a full collapse of like the world economy

00:09:45.960 and a consolidation under one.

00:09:47.800 This is, you know,

00:09:48.300 what Alex Jones was screaming about for all those.

00:09:50.160 People should have a food for us, bro.

00:09:51.760 It was interesting.

00:09:52.460 I was telling you a while ago

00:09:54.240 that Bitcoin was crashing.

00:09:55.460 And you're like,

00:09:55.660 what do you mean it's crashing?

00:09:56.460 And I was like,

00:09:56.780 I saw this trend.

00:09:58.200 You remember that?

00:09:58.660 It was a couple of weeks ago.

00:09:59.300 This was before the Epstein thing.

00:10:00.140 And I was like,

00:10:00.640 I see a trend that's not usual in what it's doing.

00:10:02.760 And now it's gotten like,

00:10:04.000 it's been cut in half.

00:10:05.040 Yeah, this is the same time you guys were saying.

00:10:06.600 Gold and silver too though.

00:10:07.260 Like in one day, gold lost,

00:10:09.200 maybe it was gold and silver combined,

00:10:11.180 but there was $15 trillion gone, dude.

00:10:13.560 And it didn't go.

00:10:14.800 It wasn't like the stock market went up.

00:10:16.880 Like there was that huge of a loss of dollars,

00:10:19.100 but it didn't go into anything else.

00:10:21.200 Matt, were we having a conversation recently

00:10:22.640 where you said you don't think

00:10:23.740 all the gold is out of Fort Knox?

00:10:25.840 I don't know.

00:10:26.280 Was that you?

00:10:27.180 Uh-uh.

00:10:27.520 No, okay.

00:10:28.100 We were talking to somebody

00:10:29.420 or I heard somebody say like,

00:10:31.080 I doubt all the gold is actually gone.

00:10:32.700 I don't think there's as much as people think there is.

00:10:34.860 Within the files,

00:10:35.700 there's also this mention of like,

00:10:37.260 all the gold from Fort Knox is gone.

00:10:39.180 Oh, there is?

00:10:39.720 I might be intrigued in the Epstein files now.

00:10:41.860 It's a bizarre,

00:10:43.260 whatever the Epstein files are,

00:10:45.280 it is a plot device

00:10:47.120 for a really compelling narrative.

00:10:48.820 But how is this dude like,

00:10:50.620 it's just addressing everything?

00:10:53.200 Yeah.

00:10:53.780 9-11.

00:10:54.560 It's addressing everything?

00:10:55.360 Israel did 9-11. 0.74

00:10:56.680 Everything, yeah.

00:10:57.580 Like it's all in there.

00:10:58.580 How is all that in a story of a guy

00:11:00.320 who like had an island

00:11:01.540 and they're humping little kids? 0.97

00:11:02.780 It's fucking not.

00:11:03.460 Like everything.

00:11:04.440 That's what I'm saying.

00:11:05.080 So the question is,

00:11:06.180 why on earth would you want people,

00:11:08.160 psychopaths like me to feel vindicated?

00:11:10.760 Well, they just want to control the narrative

00:11:13.420 and enough psychopaths like you

00:11:15.000 have gotten out there

00:11:17.140 to where people are like,

00:11:18.020 damn, this psychopath might be right.

00:11:19.700 So that means that psychopaths like us

00:11:21.620 are going to be instrumental

00:11:22.320 in what?

00:11:23.200 Guiding the public's opinion

00:11:24.420 as we go forward into this next thing?

00:11:26.080 I don't think you're a psychopath too.

00:11:27.440 I was just...

00:11:27.820 No, no, no.

00:11:28.420 But you know what I'm saying?

00:11:29.320 Like conspiracy theories, whatever.

00:11:31.160 Right?

00:11:31.380 Because there's the unwashed masses,

00:11:34.280 the moronic lemmings 1.00

00:11:35.880 who go in whatever direction

00:11:36.960 the government says.

00:11:37.640 I think it's always just a matter

00:11:39.380 of changing and framing reality, right?

00:11:42.320 When we talk about your faith,

00:11:43.660 like when we say faith

00:11:45.180 is a substance of things hoped for,

00:11:46.620 the evidence of things unseen,

00:11:47.980 like faith is your view of reality

00:11:51.000 based on the word of God.

00:11:52.940 Like that's what reality is to you.

00:11:55.080 The word of God.

00:11:56.120 That encapsulates reality, right?

00:11:58.760 What this one world order

00:12:00.480 or whatever you want to call it

00:12:01.180 is trying to do is shape reality.

00:12:03.860 Like if they can say things like

00:12:05.160 a child was born with a wiener,

00:12:06.960 but they're actually a girl,

00:12:08.220 dude, they can just,

00:12:08.980 you can just erase reality

00:12:10.140 at a certain point.

00:12:11.020 You just like nothing's like real.

00:12:12.920 And so what they're,

00:12:13.740 it just seems like what they're trying to do

00:12:15.280 is shape reality.

00:12:17.080 And somehow some guy

00:12:18.460 who was humping little kids

00:12:19.460 on an island with Clinton

00:12:20.660 and whoever else,

00:12:21.660 he's involved in everything.

00:12:22.240 Or somehow like this file,

00:12:25.160 this top secret file

00:12:26.440 that our government created

00:12:28.340 and now the same government's releasing

00:12:30.580 is like has all of these things in it

00:12:33.460 just shaping people's view of reality.

00:12:36.000 There's a homie that was on the show. 0.99

00:12:37.400 Remember Human Vibration?

00:12:38.840 Yeah.

00:12:39.060 She's a little bit crazy. 1.00

00:12:40.340 We did the JonBenet Ramsey thing.

00:12:41.800 I think she was really over the target.

00:12:43.460 She's been saying that Epstein's not even real

00:12:45.500 and that this is a fabricated bag.

00:12:48.200 I didn't never existed at all.

00:12:49.980 I tend to disagree with that.

00:12:51.280 But mostly because of the Rupert Sheldrake thing

00:12:53.880 where it's like we,

00:12:55.180 we were going to have a guy on,

00:12:56.940 he declined coming on,

00:12:57.820 but we had a correspondence with him

00:12:58.940 and this guy is communicating with him.

00:13:02.280 Avi Loeb,

00:13:03.420 he's a little bit of a weird character,

00:13:04.580 but even he's got to like answer

00:13:06.020 for his communications.

00:13:06.920 Like it seems like a real dude.

00:13:08.800 I don't think Epstein was a,

00:13:10.180 was a complete fabrication.

00:13:11.220 He had to be a real human, dude.

00:13:12.560 Did Topp get in an argument with him

00:13:13.840 in the street in New York one time?

00:13:15.000 I'm pretty sure that happened.

00:13:15.900 Yeah.

00:13:16.260 They do.

00:13:17.000 Is that the one that pulled around

00:13:17.980 and snatched those two Jewish kids?

00:13:19.080 He took a handful of change from my car

00:13:20.920 and I'm going to give that back.

00:13:22.180 But I mean,

00:13:22.960 I think the guy's real,

00:13:24.100 but I think he's become this

00:13:25.820 larger than life scapegoat.

00:13:29.400 And,

00:13:29.980 but it's not a scapegoat.

00:13:31.200 It's not just like you're blaming him

00:13:32.700 for every conspiracy under the sun.

00:13:34.780 You're using him to show us

00:13:36.600 that every conspiracy under the sun

00:13:37.920 was real.

00:13:39.240 That's weird.

00:13:39.960 That's really weird.

00:13:41.060 Why is this dude the platform?

00:13:42.620 What's also weird is like,

00:13:43.840 and why did they make everybody

00:13:45.380 beg for the Epstein files?

00:13:46.880 That was another weird thing.

00:13:47.960 They were going to come out

00:13:48.780 and then they didn't.

00:13:49.700 And then you got to beg for him

00:13:50.780 in the new Zootopia to

00:13:52.220 follow me here.

00:13:53.960 No,

00:13:54.180 no,

00:13:54.300 no track.

00:13:55.540 It's a children's movie,

00:13:56.680 but they're kind of like

00:13:57.680 they frame the good guy

00:13:59.640 and the truth teller.

00:14:02.220 It's a beaver.

00:14:03.340 That is a conspiracy theorist beaver.

00:14:05.400 Yeah,

00:14:05.960 but also as a podcast.

00:14:08.180 That's fascinating.

00:14:09.560 Is this true?

00:14:10.640 Yeah,

00:14:10.900 yeah,

00:14:11.020 it's a real movie.

00:14:11.800 What a slap in the dick.

00:14:12.740 I mean,

00:14:12.880 that's just so insulting

00:14:13.860 when you.

00:14:14.480 It's what it is,

00:14:14.960 but she's the one

00:14:15.760 that has to like

00:14:16.820 go ahead and

00:14:17.980 help them

00:14:19.440 uncover the truth

00:14:20.620 as they try to.

00:14:22.140 I forget exactly

00:14:22.660 what they're doing,

00:14:23.500 but yeah,

00:14:24.000 no,

00:14:24.120 it's like that's the frame

00:14:25.120 of the narrative.

00:14:25.680 So it's like

00:14:26.120 now the podcasters

00:14:27.580 have been given

00:14:28.360 that's like your point.

00:14:29.900 Yeah,

00:14:30.060 yeah,

00:14:30.720 we've been given

00:14:31.200 Epstein files,

00:14:31.920 but it's not

00:14:32.700 it's not you and me.

00:14:33.780 There's going to be

00:14:34.300 a hand selected.

00:14:35.340 Oh,

00:14:35.540 yeah,

00:14:36.240 there's better ones.

00:14:37.160 Well,

00:14:37.600 I mean,

00:14:38.220 well,

00:14:38.400 you know,

00:14:38.620 now you have

00:14:39.200 Candace Owens

00:14:39.780 who's talking about

00:14:40.580 Nimrod and the 0.96

00:14:41.340 Nephilim Giants.

00:14:42.480 Well,

00:14:42.660 you know what it is?

00:14:43.220 I think the line

00:14:43.960 is like if you get

00:14:44.700 the Epstein files

00:14:45.440 and you go look,

00:14:46.080 look,

00:14:46.240 look,

00:14:46.800 vindicated,

00:14:47.260 vindicated,

00:14:47.700 vindicated.

00:14:48.420 What we're doing

00:14:49.300 is we're getting

00:14:49.740 the Epstein files

00:14:50.500 and we're resisting

00:14:51.400 that feeling of

00:14:52.220 vindication and going,

00:14:53.060 wait,

00:14:53.180 there's something

00:14:53.540 I'm like this.

00:14:54.280 Personally,

00:14:54.680 I'm going there's

00:14:55.640 something I'm missing.

00:14:56.660 They they're leading

00:14:57.600 me.

00:14:57.900 They're corralling

00:14:59.060 me into a pen

00:14:59.840 and that pen 0.72

00:15:00.320 is the pen of

00:15:00.840 vindication

00:15:01.240 where I stand in

00:15:01.880 there and I celebrate

00:15:03.120 been telling you

00:15:03.940 this year for all

00:15:04.620 this time should

00:15:05.200 have listened to me

00:15:05.780 and instead I'm like,

00:15:07.060 no,

00:15:07.280 something's wrong.

00:15:08.180 So it's multi-level

00:15:08.880 then that's for you

00:15:10.000 for like a guy on

00:15:10.880 that level.

00:15:11.500 But for the masses,

00:15:12.520 it's vindicated

00:15:13.900 conspiracy theorists.

00:15:14.980 Well,

00:15:15.040 for the masses,

00:15:15.660 it's just the shaping

00:15:16.700 of reality.

00:15:17.660 And it's just,

00:15:18.940 it's just shaping

00:15:19.820 for the,

00:15:20.320 hey,

00:15:20.760 you never like this

00:15:21.660 would have sounded

00:15:22.080 crazy five years ago.

00:15:23.240 But just so you know,

00:15:24.200 this is reality.

00:15:25.460 I have heard a couple

00:15:26.280 of people say movie

00:15:27.220 that that shows you

00:15:28.740 look at the beaver.

00:15:29.700 The beaver is a good

00:15:30.460 guy.

00:15:31.160 They're also a podcaster

00:15:32.200 kind of quirky.

00:15:33.280 Look at them in their

00:15:33.960 room doing a blog.

00:15:35.340 Yeah,

00:15:35.680 I swear it's like she

00:15:37.480 was she was doing what

00:15:38.520 was the equivalent of

00:15:39.560 the Epstein files because

00:15:40.460 like they're like,

00:15:40.960 oh,

00:15:41.040 look at her 10 years

00:15:41.800 ago.

00:15:42.000 She's talking about

00:15:42.680 this sort of thing.

00:15:43.560 And it was like,

00:15:44.500 I don't know,

00:15:44.920 some conspiracy.

00:15:45.800 Actually,

00:15:46.080 what was it?

00:15:46.800 Very interesting

00:15:47.320 conspiracy about the

00:15:49.600 cats in Zootopia

00:15:50.820 that they have sex 0.78

00:15:51.580 with the kittens.

00:15:52.400 No,

00:15:52.560 they're like,

00:15:52.940 well,

00:15:53.020 they're freezing out

00:15:54.060 other.

00:15:55.260 They're freezing out

00:15:56.140 like parts of Zootopia

00:15:57.960 saying,

00:15:58.840 oh,

00:15:58.880 the weather is changing,

00:15:59.700 but really they're

00:16:00.320 making it more

00:16:00.940 habitable for themselves

00:16:02.120 and they're expanding

00:16:02.820 their territory.

00:16:03.800 So it's weather

00:16:04.260 manipulation,

00:16:05.080 weather manipulation.

00:16:05.980 Yeah,

00:16:06.080 it's crazy stuff.

00:16:07.060 And this little beaver

00:16:07.840 has been on to them

00:16:08.400 for a while.

00:16:08.780 And then they go,

00:16:09.760 oh,

00:16:10.020 you know,

00:16:10.220 she's been discarded

00:16:10.880 for so long

00:16:11.540 and she's a crazy 1.00

00:16:12.200 person.

00:16:12.580 And then,

00:16:13.520 oh,

00:16:13.620 look,

00:16:13.780 she's actually right.

00:16:14.600 And now she's 0.62

00:16:15.100 vindicated and celebrated

00:16:16.140 at the end.

00:16:17.000 I was like,

00:16:18.120 she's just like me.

00:16:19.540 Should we change

00:16:20.080 Matt's name from

00:16:20.900 gator to beaver?

00:16:21.740 Beaver.

00:16:22.100 I like beaver.

00:16:22.760 Yeah,

00:16:22.900 beaver feels a little

00:16:23.620 bit more.

00:16:23.920 What's an animal

00:16:24.420 with ears?

00:16:26.240 Elphalence.

00:16:26.760 Rabbit?

00:16:27.200 Elephants are men 0.99

00:16:27.900 that were transformed

00:16:29.780 after the Tower of Babel.

00:16:31.100 Not doing this.

00:16:31.940 All right.

00:16:32.400 Why don't we get into

00:16:33.040 some of these stories?

00:16:33.900 Matt,

00:16:34.180 you know how to read,

00:16:34.780 right?

00:16:34.960 He knows how to read.

00:16:35.720 He never lets me read.

00:16:37.040 No,

00:16:37.260 I don't like when you read.

00:16:37.980 Let me read,

00:16:38.340 which is fair.

00:16:39.040 I want to read one.

00:16:40.220 Okay,

00:16:40.480 you could read.

00:16:40.860 I want to read this one

00:16:41.740 because it's aimed at me.

00:16:45.300 This one comes from Katie.

00:16:47.640 And hello,

00:16:48.860 Katie.

00:16:49.420 And apparently she thinks

00:16:50.760 she saw the same scary demon

00:16:52.500 that I saw.

00:16:53.920 That who saw?

00:16:55.100 That I saw.

00:16:55.680 That he saw.

00:16:56.240 That you thought was

00:16:56.900 a little black baby?

00:16:57.860 Not that one.

00:16:58.620 Jacob and Esau.

00:17:01.820 He tells me nothing.

00:17:03.040 Like,

00:17:03.180 I got to find out from Alvarino

00:17:04.220 like all of his stories

00:17:05.260 about aliens

00:17:05.840 and I know nothing about it.

00:17:07.280 Hey,

00:17:07.460 sit down and hear all my stuff.

00:17:09.260 You never tell me anything,

00:17:10.540 though.

00:17:11.040 I think I saw.

00:17:11.620 We have one hour conversations

00:17:12.840 on the phone

00:17:13.300 on a somewhat regular basis.

00:17:14.680 They've slowed down.

00:17:15.160 It's mostly just about

00:17:15.980 like how we're just

00:17:17.880 super tenacious

00:17:19.260 and we won't stop

00:17:20.160 going after Timothy Alvarino.

00:17:21.720 And you guys got to stop.

00:17:22.900 He's like,

00:17:23.280 my spirit's so heavy

00:17:24.320 and he won't stop texting me.

00:17:26.080 He's texting all of our.

00:17:27.020 It's funny too

00:17:27.600 because he's shaming you

00:17:29.040 to a degree.

00:17:29.720 He's like,

00:17:30.080 oh,

00:17:30.360 associating with these guys.

00:17:31.940 This guy is going around

00:17:33.220 and he's telling everybody

00:17:34.300 not to associate with us.

00:17:35.640 He's going to extreme ends

00:17:37.260 to do this.

00:17:37.740 It's kind of remarkable.

00:17:38.440 Okay.

00:17:38.560 It's kind of beautiful.

00:17:41.460 It is beautiful.

00:17:42.140 I've never experienced that

00:17:43.100 where people are getting

00:17:43.720 personal phone calls

00:17:44.680 being like,

00:17:45.200 don't talk to these guys.

00:17:46.680 Does this qualify as harassment?

00:17:48.240 It doesn't qualify as harassment.

00:17:49.580 It's like damage control,

00:17:51.220 gatekeeping.

00:17:52.220 I feel harassed.

00:17:53.140 Okay.

00:17:53.400 Can we just get into the story?

00:17:54.460 I feel harangued.

00:17:55.420 No, you don't.

00:17:56.260 You love it.

00:17:57.160 Is it orangutan or orangutan?

00:18:00.560 Orangutan too.

00:18:01.240 I'm done with this.

00:18:02.060 Because remember

00:18:02.600 when they had the,

00:18:03.560 remember the orange drink?

00:18:04.680 What was the orange drink

00:18:05.400 called when we were kids?

00:18:06.740 Oh, purple drink.

00:18:07.940 That's purple.

00:18:08.940 Yeah.

00:18:09.480 Orange crush.

00:18:10.400 It was called Tang.

00:18:11.380 Remember Tang?

00:18:11.940 It was powder?

00:18:12.580 It was Tang, yeah.

00:18:13.160 And it was Tang

00:18:14.160 because orangutan.

00:18:15.980 Hmm?

00:18:17.300 It was the mascot.

00:18:18.400 Was it orangutan?

00:18:19.620 You lost the plot, guys.

00:18:20.980 I remember that, bro.

00:18:21.560 I remember.

00:18:22.160 It wasn't orangutan.

00:18:23.180 Okay, there's the plot.

00:18:24.360 Yeah, it was an orangutan

00:18:25.320 and he was an astronaut.

00:18:26.920 He was an astronaut.

00:18:27.760 So why would you call it?

00:18:28.680 Your mother's an astronaut. 0.99

00:18:29.940 Why would you call it orangutan?

00:18:30.960 That's from White Man Can't Jump.

00:18:32.160 That was a classic one.

00:18:32.740 And then all of a sudden

00:18:33.420 now it's orangutan?

00:18:35.540 I don't know, man.

00:18:36.480 They changed some shit.

00:18:37.580 They'd be changing shit.

00:18:38.200 Let's hear some wild ass 1.00

00:18:39.040 alien demon stories.

00:18:39.820 I think I saw the same

00:18:40.660 scary demon.

00:18:41.380 You should sell Tang up there.

00:18:42.000 Oh, you should sell Tang.

00:18:42.860 Do they still sell Tang?

00:18:44.020 Guys, if anybody wants

00:18:45.040 a standard coffee shop,

00:18:46.060 send us a case of Tang.

00:18:47.860 It's probably poison,

00:18:48.700 to be honest.

00:18:49.220 It's goyslop for sure.

00:18:50.260 Blap, blap, blap, blap, blap.

00:18:51.960 Hi, guys.

00:18:52.540 Hi, Nancy.

00:18:53.120 Hi, Nancy.

00:18:53.720 Hi, guys.

00:18:54.500 Who are you talking to?

00:18:55.380 This is what they said

00:18:56.020 in the thing.

00:18:56.820 Four years ago,

00:18:57.420 something happened to me

00:18:58.100 that I can't debunk.

00:18:59.900 It never happened again.

00:19:01.220 Praise Jesus.

00:19:02.280 Praise Jesus.

00:19:03.820 I was living a life

00:19:04.800 full of resentment.

00:19:05.560 What are you doing over there?

00:19:06.320 I'm picking that.

00:19:06.940 Okay, I thought you were

00:19:08.040 for some reason in my peripheral.

00:19:09.100 I thought you were doing this.

00:19:12.320 What's going on, bro?

00:19:13.520 There's a hair on my microphone.

00:19:15.040 That's gross, man.

00:19:16.220 Okay, I was living a life

00:19:17.720 full of resentment

00:19:18.300 towards life and my existence.

00:19:21.040 My son's dad and I broke up.

00:19:23.660 He got clean,

00:19:24.960 but years of him overdosing

00:19:26.720 made me lose attraction to him.

00:19:28.220 Yeah, it's not good.

00:19:29.060 It's hard to be attracted to people

00:19:30.140 when they shit their pants.

00:19:31.180 I guess you can overdose

00:19:31.620 more than once.

00:19:32.760 Yeah, overdose doesn't mean death.

00:19:34.600 It just means like...

00:19:35.600 You got close.

00:19:36.300 You got blapped up,

00:19:37.400 probably hospitalized,

00:19:38.640 that kind of a deal.

00:19:39.520 Get a little Narcan in your booty.

00:19:40.980 It's rough, man.

00:19:41.940 Yeah.

00:19:43.500 I was going through the motions

00:19:44.880 during the day

00:19:45.440 trying to reach my son

00:19:46.480 feeling like a failure.

00:19:48.040 I started to think

00:19:48.840 I was bad for him.

00:19:50.760 When I was pregnant with him,

00:19:51.960 I remember a thought

00:19:53.020 came into my head.

00:19:54.600 It said,

00:19:55.460 if you love him

00:19:56.420 in the womb,

00:19:57.860 he will die.

00:19:58.720 If you love him in the womb,

00:20:06.320 he will die.

00:20:06.820 What does that mean?

00:20:07.520 That's interesting.

00:20:08.900 I love him oodles

00:20:10.220 even when he was in my womb,

00:20:12.400 but I was careful

00:20:13.360 not to express

00:20:14.380 too much emotion

00:20:15.540 while he was in my womb

00:20:17.000 just in case.

00:20:17.840 Okay, so we read that

00:20:18.620 the right way.

00:20:19.100 If you love him in the womb,

00:20:20.460 he will die.

00:20:21.460 And so she started to curb

00:20:22.580 the expression of that love.

00:20:24.500 After me and his dad split,

00:20:25.760 I had full custody,

00:20:27.680 but let,

00:20:28.680 firstly,

00:20:29.160 I guess we could say James.

00:20:30.080 She said James.

00:20:30.920 James get him

00:20:31.520 about a third of the time.

00:20:33.520 He was a good dad.

00:20:35.040 Now,

00:20:35.540 and I don't want to say,

00:20:37.940 I think that's probably

00:20:39.340 the kid's name.

00:20:40.240 I'm not going to say

00:20:40.640 the kid's name.

00:20:41.140 And the kid loved him.

00:20:43.260 When he was at his dad's,

00:20:45.940 I would take Xanax.

00:20:47.180 I was prescribed.

00:20:48.500 Shit.

00:20:48.900 This is fucking dark.

00:20:51.680 I would overtake it sometimes.

00:20:53.680 Sometimes I could sleep

00:20:55.200 through my misery

00:20:56.140 so that she could sleep

00:20:58.180 through her misery.

00:20:58.880 One night,

00:20:59.280 I was woken up by something

00:21:00.280 in my bed.

00:21:01.520 I was half awake

00:21:02.360 and grabbed someone's leg. 0.94

00:21:05.540 It was a very skinny leg.

00:21:08.200 Stop.

00:21:09.200 No.

00:21:09.800 Are you in there?

00:21:11.220 I got nice legs.

00:21:12.160 That's funny, dude.

00:21:13.720 Chat.

00:21:14.220 The Xanis, though,

00:21:15.240 that's a crazy thing

00:21:16.460 is that like,

00:21:16.900 yeah,

00:21:17.220 I took them

00:21:17.860 and you could sleep so long.

00:21:19.640 Like,

00:21:19.780 the craziest thing

00:21:20.300 about Xanax

00:21:20.880 is kind of was

00:21:22.060 that they could say,

00:21:22.620 hey, we're going to have

00:21:23.320 to chop your leg off. 0.57

00:21:24.340 And you'd be like,

00:21:24.880 yeah, do what you got to do.

00:21:25.960 It's cool, baby.

00:21:26.960 But like,

00:21:27.740 that they would make you sleep.

00:21:28.940 Think about the connection

00:21:29.760 between sleep

00:21:30.720 and just like

00:21:31.940 so-called anxiety

00:21:33.220 or like mind racing.

00:21:34.900 Because like that

00:21:35.760 Xanis just completely 1.00

00:21:37.040 shut your brain down,

00:21:38.860 not your body, right?

00:21:40.400 Like you think like,

00:21:40.960 oh, I'm going to sleep so good

00:21:41.980 because I'm so tired physically.

00:21:43.340 I'm going to sleep so hard.

00:21:44.700 Well, it's like

00:21:45.020 your brain going.

00:21:46.820 When you shut that off,

00:21:47.840 then you can just sleep, dude.

00:21:49.200 Yeah.

00:21:49.540 Way more than you ever could.

00:21:50.640 I, um,

00:21:52.360 I never,

00:21:53.380 those are opioids, right?

00:21:55.940 I don't think

00:21:56.580 they were classified as opioids.

00:21:57.980 They were,

00:21:58.320 they were some,

00:21:58.920 benzo,

00:21:59.620 something,

00:22:00.120 maybe they're like,

00:22:00.700 maybe they're,

00:22:01.560 I don't know,

00:22:02.160 but they were definitely

00:22:03.100 different than like

00:22:03.940 Vicodins and Oxycontins

00:22:05.200 and Norcos.

00:22:06.180 What's the one with the P?

00:22:07.080 Percocets.

00:22:07.800 Different from that.

00:22:08.920 There's been times

00:22:09.580 where like I've been prescribed them.

00:22:11.300 Whatever is going on

00:22:12.220 with like my genetic makeup

00:22:13.760 is like,

00:22:14.940 I could never do them.

00:22:16.480 Like I did,

00:22:16.940 you know,

00:22:17.120 I did plenty of drugs

00:22:17.980 when I was a kid.

00:22:18.460 I used to do like ecstasy

00:22:19.380 and all that crap, 0.65

00:22:20.300 but like any kind of opioid

00:22:21.900 just never sat well with me.

00:22:23.340 I would get super nauseous

00:22:24.740 and I never wanted

00:22:25.540 anything to do with it.

00:22:26.440 I'm just glad

00:22:27.000 that I never went down

00:22:27.720 that path.

00:22:28.560 That's how it started for me.

00:22:29.700 And then I was kind of like,

00:22:30.820 I ain't going out like that.

00:22:33.000 I'm not gonna let these pills

00:22:33.780 make me nauseous.

00:22:36.260 That's crazy.

00:22:36.860 I remember getting sick.

00:22:38.040 And I was like,

00:22:38.580 yeah, yeah,

00:22:39.000 no, no,

00:22:39.340 I can handle it.

00:22:40.440 I had to like work my way up.

00:22:41.680 That's crazy.

00:22:42.120 And then I,

00:22:42.440 when I realized

00:22:42.900 you could do them at work,

00:22:44.600 that was the end

00:22:45.300 because you could do them.

00:22:46.240 You could do anything at work.

00:22:47.040 Well, you could do them

00:22:48.020 and chill and just like relax.

00:22:50.300 But if you did them

00:22:50.940 like in the morning

00:22:51.420 with coffee and energy drinks

00:22:52.880 and stuff,

00:22:53.260 you'd get hype.

00:22:54.260 You can't do ecstasy at work.

00:22:55.940 I've done ecstasy at work

00:22:56.840 and that was a bad time.

00:22:58.100 They actually sent me home.

00:22:59.180 They're like,

00:22:59.380 something's wrong with you.

00:23:00.100 You got to go.

00:23:00.720 I said, thanks.

00:23:01.580 And I went home.

00:23:03.480 All right.

00:23:03.760 So I was half asleep

00:23:04.920 or half awake

00:23:05.620 and I grabbed somebody's leg.

00:23:06.640 I guess I was right

00:23:07.140 when I said half asleep.

00:23:07.940 It was a very skinny leg.

00:23:09.320 It was a top lobster leg.

00:23:10.380 I was half asleep

00:23:11.460 and I allowed myself

00:23:12.720 to think Amanda.

00:23:14.340 That's weird.

00:23:15.400 The name of an old friend

00:23:16.560 I had sleepovers with

00:23:17.940 who was very skinny.

00:23:19.800 Okay.

00:23:20.820 We'd share a bed

00:23:21.940 when we slept over

00:23:23.640 each other's house

00:23:24.360 head to toe.

00:23:25.520 Then I fully wake up

00:23:26.940 and I thought,

00:23:28.220 no, that can't be Amanda.

00:23:29.840 What is?

00:23:31.200 Then the scariest looking thing

00:23:33.080 immediately got on top of me.

00:23:35.640 Damn.

00:23:35.880 So she woke up

00:23:37.240 and she was like,

00:23:38.760 oh no, that's not Amanda. 0.95

00:23:40.040 And then this thing

00:23:40.740 got on top of her.

00:23:42.000 So she's half asleep.

00:23:43.220 She's grabbing this leg. 1.00

00:23:44.120 She's like, skinny Amanda. 1.00

00:23:45.900 Maybe just remembering

00:23:46.960 you're kind of half asleep.

00:23:49.020 Oh yeah, Amanda.

00:23:49.940 We're a little kid.

00:23:51.540 And then she's like,

00:23:52.020 wait a second.

00:23:52.440 That ain't Amanda. 1.00

00:23:52.980 This is not Amanda. 0.97

00:23:54.000 And it's like, bro, bitch. 1.00

00:23:55.060 This is Mason.

00:23:55.540 What was this thing?

00:23:56.460 This is Mason.

00:23:57.760 Mason got some skinny legs.

00:23:59.020 Unbelievably tiny biceps.

00:24:00.620 It's insane.

00:24:02.020 Okay.

00:24:02.580 So she was flexing on us 1.00

00:24:04.020 like literally.

00:24:04.900 Yeah.

00:24:05.160 So embarrassing and weird.

00:24:06.740 She was trying to squeeze this 0.68

00:24:08.020 and she would get,

00:24:08.920 it would get like,

00:24:10.100 and then she'd be like,

00:24:11.160 I hurt my arm.

00:24:12.260 Like, what are you made of?

00:24:13.440 Pasta?

00:24:14.740 Okay.

00:24:15.300 So this bitch is al dente. 1.00

00:24:18.000 What was this thing, man?

00:24:19.880 Okay.

00:24:20.380 What happened?

00:24:21.220 So the scariest looking thing

00:24:22.680 immediately got on top of me.

00:24:23.880 It was so fast and muscular.

00:24:26.160 Definitely not, Mason.

00:24:27.700 It wrapped its long fingers

00:24:29.180 around my neck.

00:24:30.120 And I couldn't speak or scream.

00:24:32.920 Barely could breathe.

00:24:34.380 I remember being grateful

00:24:35.700 my room was dark

00:24:37.080 because I may die of fright

00:24:38.640 if I saw this thing completely.

00:24:40.280 So she's got her faculties about her,

00:24:41.860 even to the extent

00:24:42.580 where she's like,

00:24:43.220 happy it's dark.

00:24:44.620 That's scary.

00:24:44.940 Was this in the spiritual realm?

00:24:46.500 Well.

00:24:46.660 Where was this?

00:24:47.300 Is it physical?

00:24:48.240 I mean, it's.

00:24:49.160 What happened?

00:24:50.100 Consciousness is localized

00:24:51.740 to the mind.

00:24:53.780 What was the job title?

00:24:54.660 But it's a,

00:24:55.200 it defines job.

00:24:57.480 Defined title.

00:24:59.200 Occupation.

00:24:59.600 We got to stop.

00:25:00.740 It's just too much.

00:25:01.620 You realize how,

00:25:02.580 you know what's crazy?

00:25:03.620 In this very room,

00:25:04.720 I looked and I said,

00:25:05.920 I was sitting where you were sitting.

00:25:07.020 And I go,

00:25:07.940 you think we could make him

00:25:08.660 our David Wilcock?

00:25:09.580 And I go,

00:25:10.080 he's too sensible of a man for that.

00:25:11.760 Nevermind.

00:25:12.200 And then he just marches straight into it.

00:25:13.480 And then he just did it.

00:25:14.780 In the arms of the angels.

00:25:17.680 The arc of personality said,

00:25:19.400 apparently everybody steals Xanaxes.

00:25:21.480 I don't think that's true.

00:25:23.260 You're Xanax, Steve?

00:25:24.120 I may or may not have rifled

00:25:31.220 through a couple of medicine cabinets

00:25:32.640 in one time.

00:25:33.840 Damn.

00:25:34.360 Imagine I had to invite him

00:25:35.160 over to your house

00:25:35.700 and all of a sudden

00:25:36.080 he's going through your shit. 0.79

00:25:36.940 You're like,

00:25:37.100 I didn't hear you.

00:25:38.040 That's why we haven't invited them over yet.

00:25:39.500 That's exactly why.

00:25:40.400 We're making sure.

00:25:41.080 I knew there was a reason.

00:25:42.620 I knew it.

00:25:43.360 How's that chainsaw?

00:25:44.360 Cabinets full of...

00:25:45.000 Bro,

00:25:45.260 I crushed with it today.

00:25:46.580 You did?

00:25:47.000 Yeah,

00:25:47.300 I crushed with it.

00:25:47.960 Did you put the oil in it?

00:25:48.940 You got to put the oil in it.

00:25:49.660 That was step one, dude.

00:25:50.980 You got the little thing.

00:25:52.060 It doesn't have a reservoir

00:25:53.440 that you pour it into.

00:25:54.340 You actually got to put it

00:25:55.040 on the chain itself.

00:25:56.480 So it's a different deal,

00:25:57.580 but it's perfect

00:25:58.180 for Mexican sunflower, dude.

00:25:59.780 Perfect.

00:26:00.220 Well,

00:26:00.380 shout out to the listener

00:26:01.100 who bought that for you.

00:26:02.120 Thank you, guys.

00:26:03.100 Very nice.

00:26:04.860 At my thing.

00:26:05.940 Somebody said,

00:26:06.340 I feel like we've heard

00:26:06.880 this exact story on Chronicles.

00:26:08.220 No,

00:26:08.360 I know we haven't.

00:26:09.060 This is a new email,

00:26:10.160 but they're all so similar.

00:26:13.240 Demons operate in a similar way.

00:26:14.800 This one's good.

00:26:16.480 I never heard this one.

00:26:18.560 Not that other ones were bad.

00:26:19.480 I'm just saying,

00:26:19.980 this one's good.

00:26:21.320 I'm like,

00:26:21.820 yo,

00:26:22.020 what happened next?

00:26:22.880 So it wrapped its long fingers

00:26:24.360 around my neck.

00:26:25.140 I'm a little concerned

00:26:25.780 because I don't know

00:26:26.380 the layout of her house.

00:26:27.760 That's true.

00:26:28.240 If we can get some details

00:26:29.100 on your home.

00:26:29.580 Don't need it.

00:26:29.760 We already got it.

00:26:30.820 This is very visual right now.

00:26:32.800 And the thing has long...

00:26:33.940 You know what's cool?

00:26:34.940 Holly is...

00:26:35.580 It was making fun of my fingers.

00:26:36.860 They're kind of long,

00:26:37.740 but like...

00:26:38.300 Holly's part of the Patreon now.

00:26:41.840 Oh, yeah.

00:26:42.200 And she goes by HGTV Holly.

00:26:44.220 That's funny.

00:26:44.620 It's very funny.

00:26:45.820 Okay,

00:26:46.140 so it was so fast and muscular.

00:26:48.220 Okay,

00:26:48.600 it's wrapping its long fingers

00:26:49.600 around my neck

00:26:50.000 and I couldn't speak or scream.

00:26:51.140 Barely could breathe.

00:26:52.220 I remember being grateful

00:26:52.920 it was dark,

00:26:53.520 so I couldn't see this thing.

00:26:55.060 It was lean,

00:26:56.000 muscular,

00:26:56.840 black and gray coloring.

00:26:58.920 That's interesting.

00:27:00.480 Piercing eyes staring at me.

00:27:02.900 Okay.

00:27:03.560 The teeth were giant and sharp

00:27:05.280 like a male lion.

00:27:06.780 Okay,

00:27:07.260 I kind of had that visual

00:27:08.540 even before this whole thing

00:27:10.320 popped off.

00:27:10.920 Like venom a little bit,

00:27:12.000 like the character Venom.

00:27:13.500 This is interesting.

00:27:14.140 Some teeth were long

00:27:15.340 like needles.

00:27:16.960 It was like venom.

00:27:18.060 And the inside of its mouth

00:27:19.240 was more similar

00:27:20.480 to a shark

00:27:21.580 than a lion.

00:27:22.520 I guess like

00:27:22.980 the rows of teeth

00:27:25.240 maybe is what she's saying.

00:27:28.280 Do sharks have rows of teeth?

00:27:31.020 I think they do.

00:27:32.280 I think they do.

00:27:33.160 Do, do, do, do, do, do, do.

00:27:35.460 Do, do.

00:27:36.660 Do, do.

00:27:37.520 Don't say do, do, Nancy.

00:27:38.660 Don't, don't feed into him.

00:27:40.640 All right.

00:27:42.460 The inside of its mouth

00:27:43.460 is more similar

00:27:43.920 to a shark.

00:27:44.420 It was, I was powerless,

00:27:46.360 had zero exit strategy.

00:27:48.420 What color were his eyes?

00:27:49.200 Did it say?

00:27:49.680 It just said piercing,

00:27:50.700 which is not a color.

00:27:51.520 You sound like me now.

00:27:52.320 You need more details of the story.

00:27:53.640 Give me more details.

00:27:54.580 I can make my,

00:27:55.100 they were piercing though.

00:27:56.060 I was thinking the same thing.

00:27:56.940 I'm like,

00:27:57.200 what color were they piercing?

00:27:58.660 The thing was taking deep breaths.

00:28:01.020 It came closer to my head

00:28:03.180 and heart

00:28:03.960 whenever it was about

00:28:05.980 to deeply inhale.

00:28:07.220 Ooh.

00:28:07.400 So it's like,

00:28:08.860 wait, so it's on top of her.

00:28:10.440 Yeah.

00:28:10.880 But like when it's about to inhale,

00:28:12.700 it gets closer.

00:28:13.380 It gets closer to her.

00:28:14.280 Yeah.

00:28:14.800 That's scary.

00:28:15.980 That's why that's scary.

00:28:17.180 I don't like that.

00:28:18.120 That's going to make Matt's spirit heavy.

00:28:20.020 I think I've seen one of these before

00:28:21.580 to be totally honest.

00:28:22.620 Not, not like a way.

00:28:23.880 You don't even tell me anything.

00:28:25.440 Oh, he'd be having stories for sure.

00:28:27.800 I know, but he doesn't tell us.

00:28:28.900 And then he's like,

00:28:29.340 he looks at me.

00:28:29.820 He's like,

00:28:30.000 I don't know anything about you.

00:28:32.500 I do say that.

00:28:33.540 No, it's just not relevant.

00:28:34.780 It's just like,

00:28:35.520 oh man,

00:28:35.920 it doesn't get it.

00:28:36.580 We do a show called Chronicles.

00:28:38.620 Yeah, dude.

00:28:39.300 Have you seen something like hyper relevant?

00:28:41.340 Yeah.

00:28:41.540 Not, not in a,

00:28:42.540 not in like real life.

00:28:44.280 Not like awake.

00:28:45.180 No.

00:28:46.080 Sleeping.

00:28:46.940 Well, what?

00:28:47.620 I don't want to go any further.

00:28:48.780 Like, I just want to hear the rest of the story.

00:28:50.160 But like I said,

00:28:50.760 when she started to describe it,

00:28:52.320 I was like,

00:28:52.800 yeah, it's got the fangs,

00:28:54.040 the breathing,

00:28:55.160 the heavy breathing.

00:28:55.960 I don't know if she's going to allude to this or not,

00:28:58.220 but maybe even a little bit of like,

00:28:59.980 you know,

00:29:01.580 liquid coming out of the mouth,

00:29:02.920 like a drooling. 0.94

00:29:05.260 Okay.

00:29:07.200 Carry on.

00:29:08.120 I see.

00:29:08.500 I see what you're saying.

00:29:09.340 Yeah.

00:29:10.000 Go ahead, Dave.

00:29:10.500 How God,

00:29:11.360 his name came in my head immediately.

00:29:16.940 Sentence structure a little bit.

00:29:18.020 Oh, okay.

00:29:18.640 How God's name came into my head immediately.

00:29:20.560 I will never understand.

00:29:22.160 I didn't ask God for anything much in the past.

00:29:25.500 I was mad at God.

00:29:26.440 Something like this.

00:29:27.900 No, that's like a shark headed.

00:29:29.720 Are you asking chat GPT to generate that?

00:29:31.200 You just did.

00:29:31.820 Yeah, that's perfect.

00:29:33.020 Yeah, right.

00:29:33.300 But no, that's not.

00:29:35.140 I don't like how good chat GPT is at making demons.

00:29:38.060 It's like, yeah, I got you.

00:29:38.920 It's like, yeah, is it this one?

00:29:39.720 But that's a perfect,

00:29:40.860 based on the description she gave,

00:29:42.860 did you just type that description into AI?

00:29:44.820 Yeah, that's what I was asking.

00:29:45.320 I think the mouth is more,

00:29:46.880 like less anatomically shark-like

00:29:48.960 and more just like the details,

00:29:50.340 probably about the rows of teeth.

00:29:51.980 I agree, a smaller mouth with a long arm.

00:29:54.020 The head and the face is the same size

00:29:56.100 as a normal person's head and face.

00:29:58.060 Yeah, that's a skinny street shark.

00:29:59.040 And it's not that tall.

00:30:00.080 It's more like a...

00:30:01.220 You remember Street Sharks?

00:30:02.220 Street Sharks is a good show.

00:30:03.280 Hell yeah, dude.

00:30:04.080 Even better action figure.

00:30:05.340 Good God,

00:30:05.860 those are the coolest action figures ever.

00:30:07.400 They smelled the smell of them.

00:30:09.720 I remember the smell of the plastic of it.

00:30:12.780 I didn't ask God for much of anything in the past.

00:30:14.760 I was mad at God.

00:30:15.960 I like Jesus,

00:30:17.500 but mad that I couldn't believe

00:30:19.560 he died and came back to life.

00:30:21.220 Okay, so the last thing about the description

00:30:22.980 was just that it was on top of her

00:30:24.500 and got closer,

00:30:25.900 inhaling,

00:30:26.740 and further away, exhaling.

00:30:28.140 Now she's going on to

00:30:29.440 her relationship with God.

00:30:31.140 Yes.

00:30:31.360 How do you like Jesus,

00:30:33.840 but you're mad that

00:30:35.420 you're mad at God?

00:30:36.060 I couldn't believe he died

00:30:37.120 and came back to life.

00:30:39.180 Is that what she said?

00:30:40.040 That's what she said.

00:30:40.600 I think she's having some,

00:30:41.440 you know, some...

00:30:42.740 Yeah, yeah, well, let's keep going.

00:30:44.660 Well, you know,

00:30:45.240 if you're not a Bible reader,

00:30:46.100 you don't necessarily

00:30:46.820 equate Jesus with God or God with Jesus.

00:30:48.280 No, no, no.

00:30:48.700 I just,

00:30:49.220 it's mad that I couldn't believe

00:30:51.380 he died and came back to life

00:30:52.740 is a little bit of a confusing...

00:30:54.820 I don't understand how to take that.

00:30:55.920 All right, so back to God

00:30:56.840 appearing in my head.

00:30:57.960 I felt this push to say,

00:30:59.440 God,

00:31:00.600 out loud,

00:31:01.400 in front of this thing.

00:31:02.640 My entire being said,

00:31:04.200 obey,

00:31:05.100 so I began trying to speak.

00:31:07.560 I struggled under the weight

00:31:08.760 of this thing

00:31:09.540 that felt a small airway open.

00:31:13.280 Okay.

00:31:13.840 Took a few times

00:31:15.140 like a kid learning new words.

00:31:17.220 I mustered out,

00:31:18.960 go,

00:31:20.020 then go,

00:31:21.000 go,

00:31:21.980 then God,

00:31:23.020 then God again,

00:31:24.360 and then God help.

00:31:25.840 I started to cough

00:31:27.040 because the pressure

00:31:28.420 was still under my throat.

00:31:31.080 I remember how much I love Jesus

00:31:33.140 and how I did not know for sure

00:31:36.200 if he was the son of God.

00:31:37.420 I always wanted it to be true.

00:31:40.080 This situation may have no choice

00:31:42.600 but to try Jesus,

00:31:44.860 question mark,

00:31:45.440 Jesus,

00:31:45.940 again,

00:31:46.320 with the question mark.

00:31:47.500 Help Jesus,

00:31:48.500 help God,

00:31:49.120 help Jesus.

00:31:50.380 The monster demon looked up

00:31:51.880 at something,

00:31:53.100 slowly lowered his teeth,

00:31:54.680 and looked confused

00:31:56.900 and kind of surprised.

00:31:58.800 He was on me,

00:32:00.380 straddled,

00:32:01.220 and he immediately,

00:32:02.680 almost like a ballerina,

00:32:04.560 lifted his...

00:32:05.680 What the fuck was that?

00:32:07.280 That was scary.

00:32:07.880 What's going on?

00:32:08.300 Why do you do a scary noise?

00:32:09.720 Almost like this guy surfing

00:32:11.020 Twitter.

00:32:12.740 He's not even paying attention

00:32:13.720 to the show.

00:32:14.380 He's not paying attention to the show.

00:32:15.360 He's reading the chat,

00:32:16.600 going on the internet.

00:32:17.340 Almost like a ballerina,

00:32:19.640 lifted its leg off me

00:32:20.800 and turned towards

00:32:21.800 the corner of my room.

00:32:23.780 He jumped in what looked

00:32:24.640 like a small black portal.

00:32:26.160 Oh,

00:32:27.020 this thing is thanging now.

00:32:28.600 Maybe.

00:32:29.640 Maybe it do.

00:32:31.300 Maybe it do look like that.

00:32:33.660 I got you.

00:32:34.240 I'm going to get you.

00:32:34.980 I'm going to eat your legs. 1.00

00:32:36.220 I'm going to eat your legs. 1.00

00:32:36.940 Get over here, girl. 1.00

00:32:37.840 Come here.

00:32:38.040 I'm going to eat your legs. 1.00

00:32:39.400 I am.

00:32:39.820 Are you skinny, bitch? 1.00

00:32:41.160 So,

00:32:41.880 jumped into what looked

00:32:43.860 like a small black portal,

00:32:45.400 then was gone.

00:32:46.160 It dissipated slowly

00:32:48.400 and mist left over.

00:32:49.320 It disappeared in a portal?

00:32:50.480 Yeah,

00:32:50.720 that's what she said, dude.

00:32:51.620 What the heck?

00:32:52.340 That's what she said, dude.

00:32:53.540 Take it up with her.

00:32:55.440 A small black portal.

00:32:56.540 Then it was gone.

00:32:57.600 It dissipated slowly

00:32:58.640 and left mist behind.

00:33:00.620 Mist was gone

00:33:01.320 faster than it appeared.

00:33:03.580 I did a backwards flip

00:33:05.580 off my bed,

00:33:06.320 turned the lights on

00:33:07.080 and nothing was there.

00:33:08.340 I felt weird

00:33:09.200 for feeling no fear,

00:33:11.940 even feeling cheeky

00:33:13.160 towards the demon

00:33:13.900 who was no longer there

00:33:15.700 I talk shit.

00:33:17.520 I said,

00:33:18.500 me?

00:33:19.220 There's way worse than me.

00:33:22.920 I do Xanax.

00:33:24.420 That's right.

00:33:25.420 My fear completely vanished.

00:33:27.580 The bravery

00:33:28.020 and feeling I felt

00:33:29.320 as soon as it left,

00:33:30.520 like someone caused

00:33:31.460 those emotions in me.

00:33:32.500 That's interesting.

00:33:33.900 That something is causing.

00:33:35.560 It's not just like

00:33:36.320 people are like,

00:33:36.900 yeah, you were scared

00:33:37.380 of a demon.

00:33:37.840 No, no, no.

00:33:38.280 Something is doing that.

00:33:40.240 It's putting this fear in you.

00:33:42.400 It's almost external

00:33:43.520 and being put upon you.

00:33:46.100 So,

00:33:47.500 the bravery

00:33:48.620 and feeling I felt

00:33:49.460 as soon as it left

00:33:50.640 felt like somebody

00:33:51.560 had caused those emotions in me.

00:33:53.020 Okay,

00:33:53.220 it's just you saying

00:33:53.700 the bravery.

00:33:54.380 My bad.

00:33:56.000 Thought about going to sleep

00:33:56.860 in the same bed.

00:33:57.720 I know that's weird.

00:33:58.680 I slept on the couch

00:33:59.420 just in case.

00:34:00.480 I understand this world

00:34:01.680 is weird.

00:34:02.360 I know for sure now

00:34:03.300 I must always love

00:34:05.020 the true living God,

00:34:06.580 Yahweh,

00:34:07.120 and his son,

00:34:08.320 Yeshua,

00:34:08.880 Jesus Christ,

00:34:09.740 Christ of Nazareth.

00:34:12.040 After that,

00:34:12.720 my negative resentment

00:34:13.580 thought patterns

00:34:14.520 were changing.

00:34:15.440 I had a nagging

00:34:17.220 to get off

00:34:18.060 the antidepressant medications

00:34:19.320 and the Xanax.

00:34:20.260 That's good.

00:34:20.700 That's awesome.

00:34:21.300 Like that.

00:34:21.960 While listening one time,

00:34:23.160 I almost got in a trance.

00:34:24.320 I poured them out

00:34:25.300 into the garbage.

00:34:26.460 Withdrawal sucks,

00:34:27.440 but I knew I couldn't go back.

00:34:28.720 Yeah.

00:34:29.080 I just started

00:34:29.960 the book of Daniel.

00:34:31.380 Third time reading the Bible.

00:34:32.660 I read it in chronological order

00:34:34.100 because that's what suits me.

00:34:35.940 My son is going

00:34:36.680 to a regular school now

00:34:37.840 and is talking

00:34:39.140 and he's in the 90 percentile

00:34:41.840 in math and reading.

00:34:42.780 Nice.

00:34:43.200 That's awesome.

00:34:44.060 Hell yeah.

00:34:45.980 I also have an eight

00:34:47.500 and a half year old daughter

00:34:48.980 who I love dearly.

00:34:50.420 We are no longer

00:34:51.100 in contact with him.

00:34:53.700 He's 44.

00:34:54.880 Okay,

00:34:55.220 I guess she means

00:34:55.840 the husband.

00:34:56.820 Yeah.

00:34:57.380 He's 44

00:34:58.260 and unemployed again.

00:34:59.980 Says God

00:35:00.660 working through him

00:35:01.560 to punish women 1.00

00:35:02.620 with wandering eyes.

00:35:04.940 Jeez.

00:35:06.000 He cheated on me

00:35:07.240 and cheated on two other girls

00:35:09.080 he dated

00:35:09.480 while I was still pregnant

00:35:10.720 with our child.

00:35:11.860 Her name is,

00:35:13.100 I'm going to not say her name,

00:35:14.620 but she is the most lovely baby.

00:35:16.460 That's awesome.

00:35:17.420 I have forgiven myself

00:35:19.720 and Todd.

00:35:21.160 It's hard to forgive him sometimes.

00:35:23.520 Thankfully,

00:35:23.900 I love Jesus more

00:35:24.700 than I hate anyone.

00:35:25.980 Amen, girl.

00:35:26.880 That's a banger.

00:35:27.900 Glory be to God.

00:35:29.100 I am healthy.

00:35:30.100 Got my body back.

00:35:31.520 My kids deserve me

00:35:32.780 at my most happy

00:35:33.740 and most healthy.

00:35:35.140 I've had two interviews

00:35:36.480 this week for Jobs.

00:35:38.260 When you got David

00:35:39.100 to describe that demon,

00:35:40.680 I'm like,

00:35:41.160 okay,

00:35:41.400 this is my first time

00:35:42.280 hearing of these guys.

00:35:43.620 We just probably never heard

00:35:45.920 Chronicles before

00:35:46.640 where we tend to make fun

00:35:47.440 of people that send stuff.

00:35:49.440 Sorry.

00:35:50.140 I have to find out

00:35:51.600 what they were about.

00:35:52.620 Saw you on Luke's show.

00:35:54.020 I don't watch Luke's show

00:35:55.160 much anymore.

00:35:56.140 I watch your

00:35:56.920 and other random stuff.

00:35:58.560 I love that you guys

00:35:59.580 love your wives and children.

00:36:00.680 I love that too.

00:36:02.180 I really am proud of you

00:36:03.700 for your love for truth.

00:36:05.960 The one true living God

00:36:07.000 and his son,

00:36:07.460 Jesus Christ of Nazareth.

00:36:08.880 Thank you.

00:36:09.560 Love you guys.

00:36:10.480 God bless.

00:36:11.060 May the Lord bless

00:36:12.480 and protect you guys.

00:36:13.820 Nancy and Matt included.

00:36:15.040 That's nice.

00:36:15.580 Somebody included you.

00:36:16.540 I like that he put Nancy

00:36:17.840 with Matt.

00:36:18.820 Yeah, Nancy and Matt.

00:36:20.180 Yeah, like that's

00:36:21.000 because they're the helpers

00:36:22.660 of the show.

00:36:23.280 Yeah, they're like the helpers.

00:36:24.800 They do some stuff sometimes.

00:36:25.920 They're on payroll.

00:36:27.560 Love them too.

00:36:28.620 Keep having fun.

00:36:29.460 They wish they were on payroll.

00:36:31.160 Oh, well, we paid you

00:36:32.200 and you and then you were like,

00:36:33.020 this isn't enough.

00:36:33.900 And then you complained.

00:36:34.500 It's crazy.

00:36:35.300 I live in Indiana.

00:36:36.540 Oh, my God.

00:36:37.520 I live in Indiana

00:36:38.440 and have had underground stuff

00:36:40.420 dreams as a child

00:36:42.080 and young adult.

00:36:43.520 I said they are just dreams.

00:36:45.660 Don't be gay. 1.00

00:36:46.480 Okay.

00:36:47.180 Those dreams are spooky.

00:36:48.640 If you want me to submit

00:36:49.460 those scary gay dreams 1.00

00:36:50.900 of underneath Indiana,

00:36:52.880 please hit me up.

00:36:54.340 God bless.

00:36:54.800 He only wants scary gay dreams 1.00

00:36:56.220 if they're under Indiana Jones.

00:36:58.100 Oh, wait.

00:37:00.480 There it is.

00:37:01.520 That was good, Matt.

00:37:02.600 That was good.

00:37:03.520 Yeah, dude.

00:37:04.240 Send that.

00:37:05.140 That's interesting.

00:37:05.920 That's fascinating to me.

00:37:06.220 We want to hear that.

00:37:07.040 This is a great story, though.

00:37:08.140 This is a great story,

00:37:08.540 especially when she said

00:37:09.500 that her love for God

00:37:11.000 will make her be forgiving

00:37:12.120 to others.

00:37:12.780 That was powerful.

00:37:13.520 That's huge, yeah.

00:37:14.360 I saw you kind of motion.

00:37:16.040 Oh, yeah.

00:37:16.420 He got nasty immediately.

00:37:17.740 He looked at the camera

00:37:18.380 and he was like,

00:37:18.780 yeah, all I did was look up

00:37:20.540 and then his whole thing

00:37:21.500 Shut up, Zach.

00:37:23.060 No, it's because, Matt,

00:37:23.940 every time this comes up,

00:37:25.360 forgive me.

00:37:25.760 You're so touchy over that.

00:37:30.540 He looks at me.

00:37:31.060 I don't do forgiveness.

00:37:32.080 I just look out of the corner of my eye.

00:37:34.400 It wasn't even like a hardcore look.

00:37:36.020 And I even waited.

00:37:37.020 I waited.

00:37:37.560 I didn't even do it immediately.

00:37:38.560 I waited like 10 seconds

00:37:39.560 and I was like,

00:37:40.340 you can't just say

00:37:40.980 I don't do forgiveness.

00:37:41.980 That's crazy.

00:37:42.740 Yeah, he does, though.

00:37:43.660 He thinks it's okay

00:37:44.480 and everybody's just trying

00:37:45.340 to explain to him,

00:37:45.920 no, it's not.

00:37:46.640 No, I think I whipped your ass 1.00

00:37:48.500 in the straight Bible.

00:37:50.180 You did, man.

00:37:50.880 That's not nice.

00:37:51.580 You guys were whipping ass,

00:37:52.940 each other's asses. 0.86

00:37:54.040 Yeah, we read this story

00:37:54.880 about mercy

00:37:55.420 and he was just like,

00:37:56.700 what are you watching now?

00:37:58.560 I don't care what you're saying.

00:37:59.640 Go on.

00:38:01.340 He's like, yeah, no, no.

00:38:02.360 It doesn't mean

00:38:02.760 you got to be merciful.

00:38:03.580 That's not what it's saying.

00:38:04.380 It doesn't mean that.

00:38:06.380 Okay, so what else

00:38:07.980 do we take away

00:38:08.620 from that story?

00:38:10.020 I mean, that's...

00:38:11.280 I want to hear about you.

00:38:12.600 You're seeing a similar entity

00:38:14.700 in your dreams?

00:38:15.960 When?

00:38:16.380 Why?

00:38:16.700 How?

00:38:17.140 Why?

00:38:17.600 What happened?

00:38:18.100 No, I'm just saying

00:38:18.780 I think I understand

00:38:19.740 what she's describing.

00:38:21.080 I think I've seen

00:38:21.800 something like that before.

00:38:22.760 Yeah, okay, so...

00:38:24.860 It's just a thing, dude.

00:38:27.680 We'll wait.

00:38:28.900 I've had a lot of dreams

00:38:29.800 these last two days

00:38:31.720 and they're like

00:38:32.240 completely meaningless

00:38:33.180 but they're like all night.

00:38:35.100 No, no, no.

00:38:35.640 They might...

00:38:36.180 Then they're not meaningless, bro.

00:38:37.420 Did you get up

00:38:38.000 and write them down

00:38:38.520 in a journal?

00:38:39.920 It's not a diary, bro.

00:38:41.000 Don't do that face.

00:38:41.720 I didn't say a diary.

00:38:42.620 I said a journal.

00:38:43.820 My son got a journal

00:38:45.280 because my wife was like, 1.00

00:38:47.740 oh, maybe...

00:38:48.360 No, no, no.

00:38:51.660 And I tried to make some argument

00:38:54.260 because I'm like,

00:38:55.280 journaling is gay. 0.79

00:38:56.560 And she's just like,

00:38:57.460 well, what?

00:38:57.940 Well, scrapbooking is gay. 0.99

00:38:59.920 Scrapbooking is gay. 1.00

00:39:00.720 Journaling...

00:39:01.120 You know what I think it is

00:39:02.060 when you journal?

00:39:03.300 I think you're a journalist.

00:39:04.780 You learn a lot as you write.

00:39:06.340 No, I don't think so.

00:39:07.000 I think you give more power

00:39:08.360 to meaningless thoughts

00:39:10.140 and moments

00:39:10.820 than those meaningless thoughts

00:39:12.760 and moments deserve.

00:39:13.880 Especially as a child.

00:39:15.040 Like, let's say you have like resentment

00:39:16.200 or something stupid happened.

00:39:17.700 When you write it down,

00:39:18.560 it makes it exponentially larger.

00:39:20.320 I'm not saying that.

00:39:21.000 I'm just saying you have a dream

00:39:22.040 that you're trying to unpack

00:39:23.100 and you don't understand.

00:39:24.200 It helps a lot to write it down.

00:39:25.720 You go, oh.

00:39:26.760 You know who writes shit down?

00:39:28.340 Who?

00:39:28.780 Witches. 0.97

00:39:29.500 Witches write things down. 1.00

00:39:31.380 You know who writes stuff down?

00:39:33.100 People who wrote the Bible.

00:39:34.340 You know who didn't write stuff down?

00:39:35.320 Like I would say

00:39:35.900 when pen hits the paper,

00:39:37.000 Jesus Christ.

00:39:37.640 God is paying attention.

00:39:38.340 Jesus didn't write a damn thing.

00:39:39.680 He didn't write nothing.

00:39:40.600 You guys are nasty right now.

00:39:41.340 He's like, you could write it for me.

00:39:43.080 Playboy.

00:39:43.320 It's one thing when you got one Mr. Nasty,

00:39:45.140 but then when number two

00:39:46.060 like tunes in on it,

00:39:47.300 then it's like.

00:39:48.080 I did.

00:39:48.860 So I had two days worth of dreams

00:39:50.460 and they were like AI dreams.

00:39:52.020 I haven't heard these dreams.

00:39:52.980 No, no.

00:39:53.480 There's nothing to them.

00:39:54.860 Like there's stuff.

00:39:55.300 What do you mean they're AI dreams?

00:39:56.700 A lot of it was just like

00:39:57.880 stuff I was thinking about

00:39:59.360 during the day

00:39:59.980 and then like

00:40:00.760 kind of played out.

00:40:01.980 Oh, dog. 0.97

00:40:02.500 This is this came to me in a dream.

00:40:04.480 All this mess.

00:40:05.380 God was like,

00:40:06.100 you got to fix that.

00:40:06.940 Why or shit?

00:40:07.760 It's a mess in there, bitch. 1.00

00:40:09.320 I know there's a lot of stuff

00:40:10.120 going on right now.

00:40:12.120 There's like a dream connection

00:40:13.620 for me with all this, too.

00:40:14.620 I walked in yesterday.

00:40:15.320 It was like a nightmare.

00:40:16.240 You should remove that panel

00:40:17.400 from that.

00:40:17.920 That extra says

00:40:18.720 journaling is gay. 0.79

00:40:20.160 Make a captain's log.

00:40:21.360 Hell yeah.

00:40:21.920 Yeah, that's a good idea.

00:40:23.120 Straight captain's log.

00:40:24.580 Straight captain's log.

00:40:25.920 All right.

00:40:26.120 You want to read the next one, Matt?

00:40:27.360 I'll even give you my

00:40:28.200 You give him the laptop?

00:40:29.380 I'll give him the laptop.

00:40:30.380 This one is

00:40:30.800 Fuck.

00:40:32.200 No.

00:40:32.940 This one's 13 pages.

00:40:34.440 Yeah, let him read it.

00:40:35.200 Can you guys stop

00:40:35.920 sending 13 pages?

00:40:36.820 Mamalu, what were we doing

00:40:37.520 in the school gym?

00:40:38.760 Don't talk to them.

00:40:40.280 What are they saying?

00:40:40.820 Oh, we had a dream?

00:40:42.440 Mamalu.

00:40:43.400 Matt had a dream.

00:40:44.600 Matt, you were

00:40:45.400 in my dream last night.

00:40:48.400 Oh,

00:40:48.680 but I can't remember

00:40:52.280 what it was about.

00:40:53.440 There was a bunch of us

00:40:54.220 in a school gym or something.

00:40:55.320 Oh, that's not good.

00:40:56.420 I don't like the school dreams.

00:40:58.020 My mom's been having dreams

00:40:59.100 about the school gym.

00:41:00.160 My mom?

00:41:00.860 My mom has dreams.

00:41:02.280 What's bad about it?

00:41:03.180 Because that's where

00:41:03.700 they keep you during martial law.

00:41:05.960 Oh, no.

00:41:06.400 Well, not just that,

00:41:07.120 but that's where they keep you.

00:41:08.420 She had a dream

00:41:09.180 that there was like

00:41:10.000 a ship outside.

00:41:12.280 Oh, damn it.

00:41:13.000 This was a little.

00:41:13.580 What type of ship?

00:41:15.000 Like a boat?

00:41:16.280 A UFO.

00:41:17.280 Yeah, dog.

00:41:17.800 A mothership.

00:41:18.480 You know the spot between,

00:41:20.060 like if you go right outside

00:41:21.300 my door

00:41:21.920 and go straight,

00:41:23.840 there's like an empty field

00:41:25.100 and then my parents' house

00:41:26.140 is right there.

00:41:26.720 Yeah.

00:41:27.100 Right next to the,

00:41:27.780 yeah.

00:41:28.360 That spot,

00:41:29.360 she said that she saw a ship.

00:41:31.020 Oh, shit.

00:41:31.600 Don't know what happened.

00:41:32.760 There was a lot of people

00:41:33.580 in my yard

00:41:34.560 and then people were going on it

00:41:36.140 and then they were keeping her

00:41:36.980 and like,

00:41:37.800 like everyone was just

00:41:38.740 standing around in a gym.

00:41:40.240 Like in a school gym.

00:41:40.480 Your mom was abducted.

00:41:41.560 I'm not worried about that

00:41:42.660 for that dream.

00:41:43.380 I'm not worried about it.

00:41:44.300 I'm not worried about it at all.

00:41:45.180 I'm worried about my mom.

00:41:46.020 Like she got abducted probably.

00:41:47.680 Damn, you've been probed?

00:41:48.700 Leave me out of it.

00:41:49.900 You got some,

00:41:50.420 you've been probed.

00:41:51.160 I ain't doing that.

00:41:52.620 Shit.

00:41:54.120 All right, fine.

00:41:54.780 You're not going to be bothered.

00:41:55.940 This is crazy.

00:41:56.620 Hold on.

00:41:56.780 Let me just skim through this.

00:41:57.460 Is this really,

00:41:58.100 I see dead people.

00:41:58.600 Are you going to email it to me

00:41:59.800 or text me or?

00:42:00.760 No, I'm going to give you my laptop.

00:42:01.800 You can have my laptop.

00:42:02.800 FaceTime it to me.

00:42:03.620 That's risky.

00:42:04.120 Hey, you know what?

00:42:04.520 I don't understand.

00:42:05.380 You were like,

00:42:05.780 I need a good laptop

00:42:06.500 and I was like,

00:42:06.980 get this laptop

00:42:07.560 and then you got the laptop.

00:42:08.540 You never once brought it.

00:42:09.820 You got it.

00:42:10.380 You're like,

00:42:10.640 I don't like using it.

00:42:11.540 I'm like,

00:42:11.740 it would be good for the show.

00:42:13.020 Matt bought a thousand dollar laptop

00:42:14.420 to open up PDFs

00:42:16.160 and text files.

00:42:17.800 Okay.

00:42:18.300 Honestly,

00:42:18.800 like the GK with Morgan files

00:42:20.200 that I got back

00:42:20.900 was worth a thousand bucks,

00:42:22.300 but I did have intentions

00:42:23.500 to like bring it to the show.

00:42:24.860 I thought it was going to be relevant

00:42:25.600 so I could like pull up

00:42:26.600 the letter Bible and stuff.

00:42:27.460 Yeah, and you just never did.

00:42:28.120 No, but then Top's like,

00:42:29.000 hey, any show you do,

00:42:29.840 I'm coming on with you, okay?

00:42:31.520 He's like,

00:42:32.000 you know,

00:42:32.240 I'm a big part of the show.

00:42:33.300 I'm like,

00:42:33.580 yeah, no,

00:42:33.920 I'm not saying you're not.

00:42:34.560 He's like,

00:42:35.060 look,

00:42:35.280 I got one and he's got one.

00:42:36.440 He's on every show that I'm on.

00:42:37.520 So what's the problem?

00:42:38.560 Chat,

00:42:38.980 do you see what I have

00:42:39.600 in front of me right now?

00:42:40.840 Chat,

00:42:41.120 is this real?

00:42:42.060 Look,

00:42:42.240 I mean,

00:42:42.800 I don't know if you can see this.

00:42:43.720 There is,

00:42:44.300 I look like a DJ over here.

00:42:45.640 He's got so many buttons.

00:42:46.440 I have so many buttons.

00:42:47.160 I don't even know what

00:42:47.760 at least three of them do.

00:42:49.140 I have six buttons

00:42:50.100 on this little baby button.

00:42:51.360 He's got it.

00:42:51.800 Yeah,

00:42:51.980 I gave David a baby button.

00:42:53.300 Show him your buttons.

00:42:54.900 I'm showing him.

00:42:56.200 Show David's buttons.

00:42:57.320 These are my buttons.

00:42:58.140 David feels happy.

00:42:59.600 Look at my buttons.

00:43:01.040 They're so little.

00:43:01.820 I got these buttons.

00:43:02.600 And he's got all the big buttons.

00:43:04.640 Was that 37 buttons?

00:43:06.040 I don't know.

00:43:06.680 You don't even know what they do.

00:43:08.760 Look at that.

00:43:12.400 So we're going to do,

00:43:13.060 yeah,

00:43:13.160 with nothing.

00:43:13.780 Matt with the Bible.

00:43:14.540 No,

00:43:14.880 I mean,

00:43:15.220 you guys,

00:43:15.840 you guys were like,

00:43:16.800 hey,

00:43:17.200 we thought this was going to be good.

00:43:18.540 We really appreciate the space

00:43:19.740 to do the podcast and everything.

00:43:20.800 But as far as like you

00:43:21.780 being part of the team,

00:43:23.020 we got to tone that down.

00:43:24.320 You could do the straight Bible.

00:43:25.440 So I said,

00:43:25.720 okay,

00:43:25.960 it's cool.

00:43:26.480 You spend a thousand dollars

00:43:27.360 on a laptop.

00:43:28.500 Okay,

00:43:28.900 watch your,

00:43:29.380 watch your thing.

00:43:30.320 This is what you're going to do.

00:43:30.900 You can read the Bible.

00:43:31.840 I don't know.

00:43:32.160 Are we going to use the Bible today?

00:43:33.400 I don't know.

00:43:34.020 I just had it.

00:43:34.680 I just,

00:43:34.900 it was like,

00:43:35.360 oh,

00:43:35.460 we're doing a show.

00:43:36.520 No,

00:43:36.920 we should read.

00:43:37.520 This is how you scroll.

00:43:38.260 Wait,

00:43:38.400 you should read that parable.

00:43:39.600 You should read the parables

00:43:40.400 of the people

00:43:40.760 so they can understand

00:43:41.420 how correct I was.

00:43:43.320 That's it.

00:43:43.640 That's all you're going to do.

00:43:44.380 There's not one human

00:43:45.720 on the planet

00:43:46.220 that heard your take on that.

00:43:48.340 You should see the DMs

00:43:49.260 I got.

00:43:49.480 We got to get through 13 pages

00:43:50.740 of this story.

00:43:51.400 That means direct message,

00:43:51.880 bro.

00:43:52.140 Like on Instagram,

00:43:53.480 I got a ton of DMs

00:43:54.980 that was like,

00:43:55.380 yo,

00:43:55.620 Top's really struggling with this.

00:43:56.920 Good for you.

00:43:57.480 Keep at it.

00:43:58.120 Like so much encouragement

00:43:59.180 to be like one day

00:44:00.560 he'll be forgotten.

00:44:01.140 People were like,

00:44:02.000 Top gets it.

00:44:02.940 Matt's wrong.

00:44:04.000 That's pretty much.

00:44:05.240 There's no way

00:44:05.960 that got said.

00:44:06.840 There's no way.

00:44:07.560 So come on.

00:44:08.140 Can you read this?

00:44:09.100 Are you okay?

00:44:09.640 You're going to use

00:44:10.000 two fingers to scroll.

00:44:10.880 Okay.

00:44:11.840 Oh,

00:44:12.020 this is fun.

00:44:12.720 This is crazy.

00:44:14.680 This is irresponsible

00:44:15.420 to let him do.

00:44:16.080 I know.

00:44:16.300 I know.

00:44:16.540 See dead people.

00:44:17.400 I want this next to my laptop.

00:44:18.400 Give me that.

00:44:18.800 No,

00:44:18.940 no,

00:44:19.000 no,

00:44:19.100 please.

00:44:19.380 Wait,

00:44:19.540 wasn't that like a movie?

00:44:21.460 Yeah,

00:44:21.780 that's he's trying to get

00:44:22.460 a catchy headline.

00:44:24.280 My dad had a mountain bike

00:44:25.900 with a baby seat on the back.

00:44:27.340 No,

00:44:27.480 you got to read it.

00:44:29.340 You got to understand

00:44:31.480 when I read,

00:44:32.040 I visualize.

00:44:32.760 So I'm like,

00:44:33.020 I remember when I was a kid,

00:44:34.180 my dad had a thing

00:44:35.020 on the back of the bike too.

00:44:36.280 And then my mom one time

00:44:37.840 was like,

00:44:38.420 stop leaning to the right.

00:44:39.380 Cause if you lean to the right,

00:44:40.880 the bike's going to go to the right.

00:44:42.460 And I was like,

00:44:42.960 stop picking up stuff.

00:44:43.600 Look at Red.

00:44:43.920 And I was like four.

00:44:45.100 And I was like,

00:44:45.620 yo,

00:44:46.080 could I lean all the way

00:44:47.580 to the ice cream shop?

00:44:48.680 Like I thought that

00:44:49.340 when I was four,

00:44:50.060 I was like,

00:44:50.520 I can control the bike.

00:44:51.940 I was like,

00:44:52.480 dude,

00:44:53.240 can I lean all the way

00:44:55.060 to the ice cream shop?

00:44:56.040 My dad had a mountain bike

00:44:57.120 with a baby seat on the back.

00:44:58.320 When I was somewhere

00:44:59.160 between two and three years old,

00:45:00.920 he took me for a ride

00:45:01.840 down the main street of our town.

00:45:03.980 Nice.

00:45:04.560 The road was lined

00:45:05.360 with tall oak trees.

00:45:06.480 See,

00:45:06.640 this is more visual.

00:45:07.660 I like this.

00:45:09.360 The road was lined

00:45:10.520 with tall oak trees

00:45:11.420 that reached across

00:45:12.240 from each side of the street.

00:45:13.820 I was looking up

00:45:14.580 into the sky

00:45:15.200 and I could see the branches

00:45:16.460 bending from either side.

00:45:18.320 What's wrong with you?

00:45:19.860 Why can't I just read?

00:45:21.120 Because when you read the Bible,

00:45:22.600 you read it in a way

00:45:23.500 where I'm like,

00:45:24.080 hell yeah.

00:45:24.600 When you read these stories,

00:45:25.780 you read it in a way

00:45:26.400 where I'm like,

00:45:26.860 please stop reading this.

00:45:28.320 Shit like that.

00:45:28.880 That's wrong.

00:45:29.420 Okay.

00:45:30.080 When I read his book,

00:45:31.920 it reads exactly like this.

00:45:33.160 Oh my God.

00:45:33.780 I was flipping through it yesterday.

00:45:35.160 I was like,

00:45:35.460 I could hear Matt in my head

00:45:36.660 as I'm looking at this.

00:45:37.620 And I was like,

00:45:38.120 God, dude, really?

00:45:39.280 God, please help me.

00:45:41.240 Okay.

00:45:41.660 No more references to that.

00:45:43.080 You can see the branches

00:45:43.840 bending from either side,

00:45:44.900 almost touching.

00:45:46.180 One particular tree

00:45:47.180 on our left

00:45:47.900 caught my attention.

00:45:49.400 Hanging from the branches,

00:45:50.280 I saw three or four

00:45:51.120 adult bodies.

00:45:52.660 What the fuck?

00:45:53.560 Yeah.

00:45:54.120 Hung by ropes

00:45:55.040 from their necks.

00:45:56.340 Whoa.

00:45:56.780 It was probably Halloween.

00:45:58.120 I was so young.

00:46:00.280 Wait,

00:46:00.700 did you guys ever hear

00:46:01.300 that story from George?

00:46:03.560 He's from Long Island.

00:46:04.800 He's a detective

00:46:05.460 in Long Island.

00:46:06.660 And he came to,

00:46:07.600 there was a murder

00:46:08.680 and he was coming

00:46:09.880 to like look for the body

00:46:10.980 and it was Halloween.

00:46:12.400 And he like walked in.

00:46:13.480 He said,

00:46:13.660 all right,

00:46:13.740 where's the body?

00:46:14.400 And they pointed back

00:46:15.080 at the tree

00:46:15.620 and the dude was hung

00:46:17.080 in the tree.

00:46:17.660 He just thought it was

00:46:18.200 like a Halloween decoration.

00:46:19.400 George never told you that?

00:46:21.640 I don't know who George is.

00:46:22.760 I know George.

00:46:23.400 George is dope.

00:46:24.580 Hanging from the branches,

00:46:25.460 I saw three or four

00:46:26.180 adult bodies

00:46:26.940 hung by ropes

00:46:27.680 from their necks.

00:46:28.360 Oh, sick.

00:46:28.780 There we go.

00:46:29.380 Oh, good.

00:46:29.720 We just dox him.

00:46:31.360 Yeah, what is it?

00:46:31.980 I can't read it.

00:46:32.500 Oh, it says,

00:46:33.500 I'm on team top

00:46:34.480 with regard to mercy.

00:46:36.700 Similar to how people

00:46:37.360 have been encouraged

00:46:38.220 to be harmless,

00:46:39.320 incapable,

00:46:39.980 rather than truly meek

00:46:41.220 by choice.

00:46:42.460 One must have the ability

00:46:43.560 and means of enacting

00:46:45.220 vengeance slash consequences

00:46:46.660 before they may be merciful.

00:46:48.240 Mercy is a gift

00:46:50.000 of forgiveness

00:46:50.920 and should be freely given

00:46:53.480 70 times 7.

00:46:54.940 It should be freely given.

00:46:55.920 But for the unrepentant,

00:46:58.040 it is not a mercy.

00:46:59.500 Amen.

00:47:00.160 Whom the Lord loveth,

00:47:03.100 he chasteneth.

00:47:04.720 With top?

00:47:05.520 He's going to,

00:47:06.140 top's going to,

00:47:07.060 the Lord's going to use top

00:47:07.960 to chasten people?

00:47:09.460 Apparently.

00:47:09.960 I don't know.

00:47:10.460 Well, that's an interesting point.

00:47:11.600 What about the unrepentant?

00:47:14.240 No, we extend mercy

00:47:15.500 to everyone.

00:47:16.100 The problem is

00:47:16.640 we went to the very next passage.

00:47:17.940 It was like love your enemies

00:47:19.060 and then it was

00:47:19.660 be like your father in heaven

00:47:20.800 because he says,

00:47:23.320 no, I had it all prepared

00:47:24.460 ahead of time.

00:47:26.040 Because your father in heaven

00:47:27.300 sends the rain on the just

00:47:28.840 and the unjust alike.

00:47:30.280 It doesn't say he sends the rain

00:47:31.520 on those who have repented.

00:47:32.620 It says, no, no, no, man.

00:47:33.240 He takes care of everybody.

00:47:34.180 Be like your father in heaven.

00:47:35.660 So as Tom started arguing about it

00:47:37.880 and I was like,

00:47:38.540 fine, whatever, bro.

00:47:39.360 Like, can we just keep

00:47:39.980 the thing rolling?

00:47:40.140 He doesn't know the next scripture

00:47:41.180 that I had pulled up.

00:47:42.140 No, I did not think that.

00:47:43.180 He said a trap for you?

00:47:44.160 I was like, that's fine.

00:47:44.720 No.

00:47:45.260 He started arguing

00:47:46.300 and I'm like, bro, you win.

00:47:47.780 I have no problem.

00:47:48.780 You win.

00:47:49.280 You win the argument.

00:47:49.800 He said that you win

00:47:51.100 but he knows what's next.

00:47:52.360 And it was very clear.

00:47:53.520 And after that,

00:47:54.060 he showed me some scripture

00:47:54.900 about giving 10%

00:47:55.800 to the 501c3.

00:47:57.280 And I was like,

00:47:57.860 does this mean the Levites?

00:47:58.840 And then every time I looked at him

00:48:00.400 the rest of the show,

00:48:01.240 he was going like this.

00:48:02.660 Well, let me ask you guys something

00:48:04.280 because I'm stupid.

00:48:05.600 I don't know.

00:48:06.540 Can you forgive somebody?

00:48:09.220 He said only 490 forgiveness.

00:48:13.160 Can you forgive somebody

00:48:14.640 who's not asking for forgiveness?

00:48:16.720 Like, I know you could let a thing go.

00:48:18.920 Is it technically forgiveness though?

00:48:21.100 Yeah.

00:48:22.340 Like, if somebody does-

00:48:23.760 You have no more ill will towards them.

00:48:25.440 Yeah, I'm just like Moses.

00:48:26.440 See?

00:48:26.920 Joe Brown gets it.

00:48:27.420 But some people are like,

00:48:27.900 yeah, you forgive,

00:48:28.540 but you don't forget.

00:48:29.700 But all I'm saying is like-

00:48:31.040 Top showing his right on the screen

00:48:32.640 is like Moses saying

00:48:33.660 he was the meekest of all.

00:48:35.120 That's right.

00:48:35.580 I am the most-

00:48:36.940 Let's shout out Joe Brown.

00:48:37.560 Merciful of all.

00:48:38.840 That's my guy.

00:48:39.800 But so,

00:48:41.020 after a while with forgiveness,

00:48:42.500 a lot of times,

00:48:43.280 there is a forgetting.

00:48:44.520 Like, you forgive to the point

00:48:45.820 where you're just like,

00:48:46.620 a thing that was so bad

00:48:47.900 and so hard,

00:48:48.580 you could never imagine

00:48:49.500 the rest of your life

00:48:50.120 you could even forget it.

00:48:51.300 You forgive to a certain point

00:48:53.160 to where ultimately

00:48:53.800 you do kind of forget it.

00:48:55.120 Yeah.

00:48:56.040 I don't hold-

00:48:57.320 Tom doesn't want that.

00:48:58.320 Like, he wants nasty

00:48:59.920 to be his motivation.

00:49:01.320 He wants like to get up

00:49:02.260 in the morning

00:49:02.720 and something's poking him

00:49:03.860 and prodding him

00:49:04.460 and saying,

00:49:04.800 get out there and be nasty. 1.00

00:49:06.400 All right, stop arguing with Top

00:49:08.280 and read the story, man.

00:49:09.600 Almost touching.

00:49:10.860 One particular tree

00:49:11.860 on our left

00:49:12.560 caught my attention.

00:49:13.580 Hanging from the branches,

00:49:14.540 I saw three or four adult bodies

00:49:16.520 hung by ropes

00:49:17.200 from their necks.

00:49:18.020 Crazy.

00:49:18.220 I was so young,

00:49:19.600 so maybe I forgot some details

00:49:21.120 or maybe I just didn't pay attention.

00:49:23.420 But I don't recall

00:49:24.560 a specific skin color.

00:49:26.780 Oh, why would he say that?

00:49:28.540 I don't know.

00:49:29.100 Sounds like maybe

00:49:29.640 one of your guys.

00:49:30.440 Black? 0.74

00:49:32.060 No.

00:49:33.000 There's no context for that.

00:49:36.960 I do feel like...

00:49:39.000 This is going to be

00:49:41.100 our intro music, Matt.

00:49:42.160 I mean, if you're going

00:49:42.820 to keep doing this to me,

00:49:43.660 we'll just do...

00:49:44.560 I love that.

00:49:45.320 Are you doing it for that now?

00:49:46.440 I love that.

00:49:47.420 I do feel like I remember

00:49:48.880 seeing older style clothing.

00:49:51.380 Ooh, I like where this is going.

00:49:52.520 Like brown burlap pants.

00:49:54.140 This is the earliest memory I have,

00:49:55.660 so it's quite blurry.

00:49:58.460 All right, we don't say

00:49:59.160 those words on their show.

00:50:00.760 Fuzzy, let's say.

00:50:01.460 Have you seen that?

00:50:02.080 Yo, are you getting...

00:50:02.980 They've unfriended me?

00:50:03.780 This is a big deal.

00:50:04.300 What?

00:50:04.880 They wouldn't unfriend you.

00:50:05.960 Wait, so first...

00:50:07.160 Fuzzy Creatures unfriended you?

00:50:08.760 This is crazy.

00:50:09.620 Wait, did Fuzzy Creatures

00:50:10.680 unfriend you?

00:50:11.060 Are you telling me that?

00:50:11.900 I hate when you do that, man.

00:50:12.720 What the heck?

00:50:13.400 They deleted all 40 requests

00:50:15.500 for us to go on their show.

00:50:16.660 At least 40.

00:50:17.320 Almost like they don't want you to exist.

00:50:18.800 And then they deleted you

00:50:20.060 after following you

00:50:21.300 during the Timothy Albarino thing

00:50:23.160 as if they scouted you?

00:50:25.420 No.

00:50:25.620 That's weird, dude.

00:50:26.620 No, they wouldn't do that.

00:50:28.640 Dude, they deleted me.

00:50:29.640 Oh, you know what's funny?

00:50:30.260 They don't hear the soundboard,

00:50:31.380 so we were just singing a song that...

00:50:32.980 Oh, they don't hear...

00:50:33.440 You guys can't hear the soundboard?

00:50:34.420 Well, they couldn't hear the...

00:50:35.740 They definitely couldn't hear the music

00:50:36.820 that we were jamming out to.

00:50:37.640 We just look assholes.

00:50:38.880 Yeah, we are like...

00:50:39.660 I mean, we're really jamming out here.

00:50:42.060 A lot of fun.

00:50:42.940 All right, we'll switch this.

00:50:43.600 Maybe you guys can hear this.

00:50:45.160 They did.

00:50:45.640 They deleted me, man.

00:50:46.640 You know what?

00:50:47.020 Let's call him on the live.

00:50:49.400 What do you mean?

00:50:49.880 Albarino.

00:50:51.360 Yeah, we have...

00:50:51.860 Let's call him.

00:50:52.240 Call him.

00:50:52.260 Call him.

00:50:54.120 Call him right now.

00:50:55.140 I'm going to ask him

00:50:55.640 why he's doing the stuff

00:50:56.380 that Epstein's doing.

00:50:57.320 Why are you doing these things?

00:50:58.740 And I don't mean

00:50:59.700 fucking kids and eating them. 0.91

00:51:04.220 Let's not get carried away.

00:51:05.600 I know that's where everybody's mind went.

00:51:07.540 That's not what we were saying at all.

00:51:08.680 Wait, do you want to clarify

00:51:09.740 the connection you're making

00:51:10.980 with Albarino and Epstein?

00:51:11.960 That's probably not a bad idea.

00:51:13.140 He's too stupid.

00:51:13.980 He's too stupid

00:51:16.520 to realize he's doing the same thing.

00:51:17.940 He's an overly confident midwit. 0.97

00:51:19.380 He has no idea.

00:51:19.960 What is the same thing, though?

00:51:20.680 The same thing is

00:51:21.700 Epstein is reaching out

00:51:23.040 to Lawrence Krauss

00:51:23.760 to formulate an argument

00:51:24.860 to separate ghosts,

00:51:27.220 aliens,

00:51:27.900 and out-of-body experiences

00:51:29.260 in the same way

00:51:30.080 that Epstein is separating

00:51:31.160 ghosts,

00:51:32.080 demonic encounters,

00:51:33.200 and near-death experiences

00:51:34.420 or out-of-body experiences.

00:51:35.040 The same way Albarino is doing that.

00:51:36.580 The same way,

00:51:37.180 because Albarino is looking

00:51:38.160 at the spirit realm

00:51:39.320 and being like,

00:51:39.840 I don't know if that's a thing,

00:51:40.760 and then he's arguing

00:51:41.320 about what is an out-of-body experience,

00:51:42.940 what is an actual realm.

00:51:43.280 Okay, so that's the only connection

00:51:44.600 you're making between him

00:51:45.780 and the Epstein.

00:51:46.320 No.

00:51:46.540 You're not saying,

00:51:47.140 like, he went to the island

00:51:48.080 or he's, like,

00:51:49.400 eating babies or whatever.

00:51:50.700 I'm not removing the idea

00:51:52.280 that he has an insatiable taste

00:51:54.040 for baby blood.

00:51:54.640 No, we're not saying that.

00:51:55.640 That's not the case.

00:51:56.680 That's crazy.

00:51:57.280 Call him.

00:51:58.460 Within my realm of things

00:51:59.560 that I know.

00:51:59.940 What did Nancy say?

00:52:00.320 Nancy, what are you saying?

00:52:01.720 Call him.

00:52:03.280 Call him.

00:52:04.540 Nancy, I never thought

00:52:05.580 I would say this,

00:52:06.340 but quiet down.

00:52:08.480 Keep it quiet, Nance.

00:52:10.300 You can interrupt more.

00:52:11.000 It's fine.

00:52:11.520 No.

00:52:12.520 Yeah.

00:52:12.800 But, you know,

00:52:13.300 I'm not saying that he's,

00:52:14.200 he's, I think what he's doing

00:52:15.780 is he's an unwitting participant

00:52:17.480 in a narrative

00:52:18.700 that stems from this motherfucker. 1.00

00:52:23.020 Epstein and his cohorts.

00:52:24.300 Oh, like, maybe he unknowingly

00:52:26.040 got lured into this thing.

00:52:27.920 Because he's not that fucking smart.

00:52:29.780 That's not really nice.

00:52:30.900 It seems like a lot of stuff

00:52:32.800 he is really smart about.

00:52:33.960 He's, he's an unaware midwit. 1.00

00:52:36.320 He's, he's an unpaid asset.

00:52:38.800 He's running narratives

00:52:39.820 that he doesn't realize

00:52:41.220 where the narratives come from.

00:52:42.500 You don't think he came to this,

00:52:44.000 all these conclusions himself

00:52:45.300 through his studies?

00:52:46.120 Probably through the research

00:52:47.440 of the people that are associated

00:52:48.660 with this thing.

00:52:49.540 You come to different conclusions.

00:52:51.640 Right.

00:52:52.020 And I think those studies,

00:52:52.860 it's like, what are your studies?

00:52:54.340 More logical conclusions

00:52:55.420 if you're studying

00:52:56.200 what he's been studying.

00:52:57.120 I don't think he's,

00:52:58.060 yeah, I don't know.

00:52:58.900 Listen, there's, again,

00:53:00.900 I just, I'm left to review

00:53:02.500 these things

00:53:03.140 and think these over

00:53:04.020 in my mind.

00:53:04.760 Yeah.

00:53:05.860 My mind.

00:53:06.840 My mind.

00:53:07.500 So here's one.

00:53:08.440 I guess where this is

00:53:09.160 we're always talking about.

00:53:10.120 So we'll talk about this.

00:53:10.620 This is funny.

00:53:11.060 That's Jay Barber.

00:53:11.680 Do I know?

00:53:12.580 He just, he just described

00:53:14.800 I hate all these videos.

00:53:16.840 I hate watching these.

00:53:17.940 How the being in the craft

00:53:19.540 that he was transporting,

00:53:20.920 it was on a lead line.

00:53:22.200 I don't like these either.

00:53:23.040 Some kind of a saucer.

00:53:24.960 Apparently there was a being

00:53:26.000 inside of the saucer

00:53:27.540 that was communicating

00:53:28.960 something to him.

00:53:30.580 Some sort of a-

00:53:31.300 Look at me grilling him, dude.

00:53:32.440 I'm just a killer.

00:53:33.380 ...communication that overwhelmed him

00:53:35.080 with these feelings,

00:53:36.700 which he describes

00:53:37.760 as the divine feminine,

00:53:39.680 whatever.

00:53:40.220 Feminine women love M&M. 1.00

00:53:41.740 There's nothing there.

00:53:42.900 I have nothing to evaluate there.

00:53:45.700 There's nothing there.

00:53:46.880 There's nothing there.

00:53:47.780 You have nothing to evaluate there.

00:53:49.040 I don't know.

00:53:49.260 We're just making fun of him

00:53:50.120 in his stupid fucking stupid face. 0.97

00:53:53.420 No.

00:53:54.060 No, I'm not.

00:53:54.780 Like, I'm, I'm, I don't know.

00:53:56.880 This is why, this is why I'm like,

00:53:57.880 I'd like to get away from him

00:53:59.040 as much as possible.

00:54:02.320 I asked the Lord.

00:54:03.320 I said, Lord,

00:54:03.800 if we're not supposed to do it,

00:54:05.360 shut the door.

00:54:06.820 Because if not,

00:54:07.760 I'm fucking growing.

00:54:09.300 What are you laughing about?

00:54:10.340 I'm laughing because last night

00:54:12.440 you said that.

00:54:14.460 I had you on speakerphone.

00:54:15.900 He thinks it's funny.

00:54:16.240 He thinks it's funny.

00:54:16.420 Because I never talk

00:54:17.260 with the phone to my ear

00:54:18.200 because I hate it.

00:54:18.960 I just don't like that feeling.

00:54:20.020 So I talk on speakerphone.

00:54:21.620 So Jess overheard you say,

00:54:23.720 I'm effing done with this guy.

00:54:25.980 I don't want to bring it up anymore.

00:54:27.160 I don't want to talk to him.

00:54:28.300 I'm done with this guy.

00:54:29.240 He's a clown.

00:54:29.580 He brings up a fucking clip.

00:54:31.940 And then I was like,

00:54:32.880 sweetheart, sweetheart.

00:54:34.380 I was like,

00:54:34.940 it's eight o'clock right now.

00:54:35.960 I guaranteed tomorrow morning

00:54:37.460 he's going to be,

00:54:38.000 I'm back on Alvarito.

00:54:39.080 Was he in your house last night?

00:54:41.300 No.

00:54:41.600 Yeah.

00:54:41.820 How did you,

00:54:42.520 what were you doing?

00:54:43.580 No.

00:54:43.920 You were talking to me

00:54:45.040 and I can hear his voice.

00:54:46.180 We were over there

00:54:46.440 making gondolas, bro.

00:54:47.800 I'm for you.

00:54:48.180 It's called a conference call.

00:54:48.980 Can you read this guy's story, please?

00:54:50.720 It didn't even sound like

00:54:51.660 he was on the same line.

00:54:52.820 So what I'm saying is that

00:54:54.320 the defense of like,

00:54:56.800 you just can't quit him, baby.

00:54:58.020 It's crazy.

00:54:58.680 The hand waving away

00:54:59.900 of the divine feminine

00:55:00.720 because it's coming up again

00:55:01.680 and it'll be,

00:55:02.300 it'll be broadcast on Saturday,

00:55:03.600 on Sunday, Saturday,

00:55:04.980 whenever the Super Bowl is for sure.

00:55:06.180 Like this is what it's going to be about.

00:55:07.500 Yeah.

00:55:07.980 Divine feminine symbolism.

00:55:09.180 But it's like this part,

00:55:10.180 this part of the interview

00:55:10.980 sticks out to me again.

00:55:12.360 Like because the whole entire thing

00:55:13.940 was shitty

00:55:14.360 and then you get to a certain point

00:55:15.920 where David goes,

00:55:17.000 hey man,

00:55:17.280 let's be a little bit more amicable

00:55:18.740 towards this guy

00:55:19.660 and let's bring up a topic

00:55:20.600 that everybody could agree on

00:55:22.240 and we're like,

00:55:22.660 let's talk about these kind of demons.

00:55:24.660 Nobody likes this

00:55:25.400 and he's like,

00:55:26.060 it's nothing.

00:55:26.900 It's nothing.

00:55:27.380 Whatever.

00:55:27.900 It is weird

00:55:28.340 because he never really said,

00:55:30.360 it wasn't like he identified it

00:55:32.240 as an important angle.

00:55:34.100 It was more like he just

00:55:35.200 shoot it away

00:55:36.740 like it doesn't exist.

00:55:37.700 He's like,

00:55:37.900 yeah,

00:55:38.080 it's bullshit kind of a deal

00:55:40.100 and I'm like,

00:55:40.640 he's saying don't look at this

00:55:41.540 and I'm not,

00:55:42.240 we're not implicating him

00:55:43.220 in any of these files or anything

00:55:44.620 but who we are implicating

00:55:45.900 is Jake Barber,

00:55:47.540 the company that he worked for

00:55:48.640 to produce these documentaries

00:55:49.740 which were then suddenly stopped

00:55:51.440 and never released.

00:55:52.660 Like some of these documentaries

00:55:53.540 were not completed

00:55:54.640 and never released

00:55:55.300 for no reason,

00:55:56.620 no explanation.

00:55:57.620 The explanation

00:55:58.080 is that the money dried up,

00:56:00.120 which it did

00:56:00.580 and now we have emails

00:56:01.700 of correspondence

00:56:02.500 between the CEO of Skywatcher

00:56:04.220 who was producing these films

00:56:05.340 for Jake Barber

00:56:06.180 with Jake Barber

00:56:06.980 in conjunction with him.

00:56:08.620 He's talking with Epstein.

00:56:09.940 They're talking about funding.

00:56:10.860 They're talking about

00:56:11.280 all this kind of shit.

00:56:12.860 They never got out.

00:56:13.560 It's like,

00:56:13.700 it's just fucking weird, man.

00:56:15.540 It's bizarre.

00:56:15.880 Yeah, dude.

00:56:16.160 The guy from CNN,

00:56:18.040 the broadcaster,

00:56:19.200 like he's wrapped up

00:56:20.020 in the alien thing now.

00:56:21.760 Who?

00:56:22.720 Jake Barber.

00:56:24.360 That's a different dude.

00:56:26.200 All right, man.

00:56:27.120 Wait, is that,

00:56:27.700 it's at that high level now

00:56:29.000 where it's like even the

00:56:30.060 dudes on the news?

00:56:32.200 That's not a CNN dude.

00:56:33.220 Jake Barber is a guy

00:56:34.300 that was responsible

00:56:35.540 for retrieving,

00:56:36.480 he was in the news,

00:56:38.080 I guess you could say,

00:56:38.880 but he retrieved

00:56:40.060 a egg-shaped UAP

00:56:41.660 from like a mountain range.

00:56:44.440 Well, let's finish

00:56:45.240 reading this thing,

00:56:46.740 please,

00:56:47.620 for the love of the Lord.

00:56:49.300 It's down here.

00:56:50.120 Okay, sorry.

00:56:50.760 That's all right.

00:56:51.200 All right.

00:56:51.620 Okay, I don't want

00:56:53.060 to miss all that, though.

00:56:54.800 No, I don't read

00:56:55.520 the chat anymore.

00:56:56.200 You were reading the chat

00:56:56.860 just now.

00:56:57.440 I've struggled with it

00:56:58.000 in the past,

00:56:58.500 and I've overcome it.

00:57:00.280 That's true.

00:57:00.940 Unless you pull them up.

00:57:01.840 Matt needs a barber soon.

00:57:03.720 Growing out a little bit.

00:57:04.560 Go ahead, Matt.

00:57:05.000 I got to cut my hair.

00:57:05.760 I can't do the long hair anymore.

00:57:07.400 Okay.

00:57:07.980 Okay, so just get the vibe,

00:57:09.300 though.

00:57:09.520 It's people hanging

00:57:10.400 in the trees,

00:57:11.160 and they've got old-time,

00:57:12.580 it's old-timey vibes.

00:57:14.000 Like 1800s, I'm guessing.

00:57:15.140 Yeah.

00:57:15.300 Like brown burlap pants.

00:57:16.480 Okay.

00:57:16.840 Brown people. 0.96

00:57:17.300 Brown people. 0.96

00:57:17.820 So when you shit them,

00:57:18.940 nobody can tell.

00:57:19.520 That's a good idea.

00:57:22.040 Yeah, wear your brown pants.

00:57:23.400 What are you doing?

00:57:23.880 Okay, all right.

00:57:24.480 Hold on there.

00:57:25.160 All you got to do

00:57:25.640 is just put two fingers on it

00:57:26.640 and go like that.

00:57:27.160 Okay, relax.

00:57:28.200 That's it, man.

00:57:29.040 If you use yours,

00:57:29.800 you would know how to do it.

00:57:31.000 Matt, this is a good one.

00:57:32.180 This is a good one, Matt.

00:57:32.940 Dude, all you got to do

00:57:33.460 is just do this.

00:57:35.240 Timothy Aboriginal. 0.87

00:57:36.660 Aboriginal. 0.99

00:57:37.360 Cool, man.

00:57:37.960 I'm going to make a...

00:57:38.640 Why haven't we made him black yet? 1.00

00:57:41.340 Why haven't we?

00:57:42.160 This is crazy.

00:57:42.960 What is the matter with me?

00:57:44.200 I can't believe

00:57:45.080 I haven't made him black.

00:57:46.260 No, because I don't even

00:57:47.260 want to know

00:57:47.620 what the caption would be.

00:57:48.620 Timothy Aboriginal. 0.87

00:57:49.680 Thank you.

00:57:50.120 Who said that?

00:57:50.580 Who said Timothy Aboriginal? 0.84

00:57:51.720 Shout out to...

00:57:52.500 Who said that?

00:57:53.100 Because that's a banger. 1.00

00:57:55.260 Goes on watching.

00:57:56.340 Goes on watching.

00:57:57.220 Oh, he's the man.

00:57:57.920 Goes on watching.

00:57:58.560 Gets it.

00:57:58.860 Yeah.

00:57:59.040 Okay, cool.

00:57:59.560 So let's...

00:58:00.120 I'm going to make this one black. 0.99

00:58:02.480 That's the best one to make black. 1.00

00:58:03.760 Okay, go on, please.

00:58:04.480 Can you read the story

00:58:05.020 while I make him black?

00:58:06.900 I don't like it, but whatever.

00:58:09.240 Okay, the house.

00:58:11.460 The big warning sign.

00:58:12.540 Don't worry.

00:58:13.240 This isn't HGTV.

00:58:15.240 The house we lived in at the time

00:58:16.820 was a duplex.

00:58:17.620 An upstairs apartment

00:58:18.540 with a full attic.

00:58:20.240 Ooh, we already know

00:58:20.940 where this is going.

00:58:21.720 Oh, no.

00:58:22.360 In a downstairs apartment

00:58:23.500 with a full basement.

00:58:24.700 This is going to get ugly.

00:58:25.740 Oh, we better describe

00:58:26.580 this house, baby.

00:58:28.080 My parents and I

00:58:29.240 lived upstairs,

00:58:30.720 shared it with my dad's parents

00:58:32.340 who lived downstairs.

00:58:34.920 Hmm.

00:58:35.360 Okay.

00:58:37.220 Okay.

00:58:37.760 I hate it

00:58:38.880 if I ask this question

00:58:40.060 on this show.

00:58:41.040 They call him

00:58:41.580 DeTimothy.

00:58:42.620 DeTimothy.

00:58:43.900 I would say

00:58:44.680 DeTimothy,

00:58:45.400 aboriginal.

00:58:47.280 Okay.

00:58:49.020 I said remove his hat

00:58:50.340 and give him an afro. 0.78

00:58:51.660 That's funny.

00:58:52.220 Oh, my God.

00:58:54.720 This is the problem.

00:58:55.780 Like, I try to do this show

00:58:56.940 and I'm all locked

00:58:57.800 into the show.

00:58:58.640 You haven't been locked

00:58:59.200 in this whole time.

00:58:59.980 chat, you're playing

00:59:00.880 on your phone,

00:59:01.640 you're doing all this

00:59:02.140 other stuff

00:59:02.820 and I'm, like,

00:59:03.760 just trying to do the show.

00:59:04.920 All right, go ahead.

00:59:05.560 Read it.

00:59:05.700 Oh, my God.

00:59:06.440 I know with you guys

00:59:07.440 this is going to come off

00:59:08.360 like racist.

00:59:09.560 So, I really don't like that

00:59:10.680 because I know you guys

00:59:13.040 are going to make it

00:59:13.600 like a racist thing.

00:59:14.360 He makes that

00:59:14.780 handsome black guy,

00:59:15.860 doesn't he?

00:59:18.800 I can't do this.

00:59:20.320 We finna explore

00:59:21.120 some of these

00:59:21.640 megalithic caves and shit.

00:59:23.360 Put a tiny fedora

00:59:28.000 on top of his afro.

00:59:32.500 Should I give him a whip? 0.51

00:59:33.940 All right.

00:59:34.200 Anyway, please continue.

00:59:35.940 Okay.

00:59:38.420 Okay.

00:59:38.960 So, this begs the question.

00:59:40.080 The parents live upstairs.

00:59:41.300 The grandparents live

00:59:42.140 downstairs, right?

00:59:43.960 I'm not.

00:59:44.920 I'm not.

00:59:45.480 I just, I'm not doing this.

00:59:46.640 I'm not doing this.

00:59:47.620 I'm out of here.

00:59:50.280 It's got a tiny fedora

00:59:51.960 on his afro.

00:59:53.360 Oh, my God.

00:59:54.280 It's so funny.

00:59:55.380 I'm saving that.

00:59:56.660 Oh, that's the best.

00:59:58.100 Okay.

00:59:58.660 Okay.

00:59:59.080 I'm sorry.

00:59:59.560 I didn't mean to laugh like that.

01:00:00.600 I haven't.

01:00:02.320 You know what?

01:00:03.080 He doesn't get it

01:00:03.820 because this happened.

01:00:04.580 This all happened before him.

01:00:05.520 He doesn't understand the,

01:00:06.720 I can't really say the,

01:00:08.300 he'll get all offended

01:00:09.060 if I say what the.

01:00:09.900 We created something

01:00:10.440 called the N-word verse.

01:00:11.800 Yeah.

01:00:12.300 Where I just turned

01:00:12.920 everybody's favorite content

01:00:14.540 creators into black people. 0.95

01:00:16.300 And Grok, like Grok 0.95

01:00:17.120 was just doing like

01:00:17.820 all this image stuff

01:00:18.620 and it was doing

01:00:19.080 a really good job.

01:00:20.660 To Timothy.

01:00:22.140 To Timothy.

01:00:24.340 Uh, Aboriginal. 1.00

01:00:25.560 How do you spell Abbo?

01:00:26.360 All right, all right.

01:00:26.800 We're going to,

01:00:27.240 keep reading, keep reading.

01:00:28.440 I'm sorry.

01:00:29.100 I'm sorry about that.

01:00:29.840 Matt's getting upset.

01:00:30.600 You're getting him mad.

01:00:31.580 Okay.

01:00:31.820 I'm sorry, man.

01:00:32.420 I didn't mean to.

01:00:33.300 I didn't mean to make you mad.

01:00:34.180 You know, hey,

01:00:34.680 I'm really trying to lock in.

01:00:35.880 I know, I'm sorry.

01:00:36.460 I've worked really hard

01:00:37.120 to not keep watching the chat.

01:00:38.840 The Timothy Aboriginal. 0.90

01:00:40.200 You know,

01:00:40.440 the Raven was really mad at me

01:00:41.700 the last time

01:00:42.640 the three of us

01:00:43.240 were on a show like that.

01:00:43.880 How's it feel, huh?

01:00:44.680 He was really upset.

01:00:45.840 How's it feel?

01:00:46.440 He, like, even Jess was like,

01:00:47.880 yeah, he was like saying

01:00:48.840 the nicest things to you

01:00:49.700 and you were ignoring him.

01:00:50.500 I was like, sweetie,

01:00:51.040 I get uncomfortable

01:00:51.820 when he starts saying nice things.

01:00:53.060 He never says nice things.

01:00:54.500 I felt like something was up

01:00:55.680 and I needed to not engage.

01:00:57.500 So I just went to my safe place,

01:00:59.240 which was the chat.

01:01:00.160 That's what I do.

01:01:00.880 I agree.

01:01:01.520 Okay.

01:01:01.920 And then she's like,

01:01:02.520 yeah, it really hurt his feelings.

01:01:04.000 I was unreasonable.

01:01:05.200 And you said it really hurt his feelings.

01:01:06.860 I didn't mean to do that.

01:01:08.180 I look up to the Raven a lot.

01:01:09.960 You look up to this guy?

01:01:10.740 Yeah.

01:01:11.080 He's usually really nasty to me.

01:01:12.500 And when he gets super nice,

01:01:13.640 I just feel like

01:01:14.180 something uncomfortable is happening.

01:01:16.000 The Timothy Aboriginal. 0.90

01:01:17.540 Stop.

01:01:17.920 That's very funny.

01:01:18.820 No, it's not.

01:01:19.560 Shout out to you guys.

01:01:20.420 You guys are great.

01:01:21.440 You guys got great ideas.

01:01:22.340 Okay.

01:01:22.540 Keep reading.

01:01:23.200 Okay.

01:01:23.440 So again, not to be racist,

01:01:25.140 but I know you guys like,

01:01:26.020 oh, I always ask people

01:01:27.020 what country they're from.

01:01:27.980 Like when you can tell

01:01:28.640 they're from another country 0.99

01:01:29.560 or they have dark skin.

01:01:30.620 You say, hey,

01:01:30.940 where are you from originally?

01:01:31.880 Do you know Tim Poole?

01:01:33.260 Stop.

01:01:34.240 So then this is very intriguing

01:01:36.120 because he's on Afro Wars.

01:01:38.280 Afro Wars. 0.64

01:01:42.020 Oh, it's Josie.

01:01:44.680 Josie the redhead libertarian.

01:01:45.940 Who is that chick? 1.00

01:01:46.680 That's Josie the redhead libertarian. 0.99

01:01:48.620 Yeah.

01:01:49.340 Do Raven and his wife.

01:01:51.000 Oh, look at this.

01:01:51.900 Look at these black people. 1.00

01:01:52.840 I look black.

01:01:54.100 All right.

01:01:54.340 All right.

01:01:54.460 That's enough.

01:01:54.840 That's enough.

01:01:55.080 Okay.

01:01:55.900 No, it's not

01:01:56.660 because I'm going to start going again

01:01:57.840 in the story.

01:01:58.380 Okay.

01:01:58.600 This time we're going to lock in.

01:01:59.580 You guys are going to sidebar.

01:02:00.440 We're going to lock in for real.

01:02:01.380 And I never do that.

01:02:02.300 When I'm on a show,

01:02:02.980 I'm locked in.

01:02:03.720 I'm trying to be as respectful

01:02:04.740 as possible

01:02:05.260 and pay as close attention

01:02:06.260 as possible.

01:02:06.780 Let's go, dude.

01:02:07.480 I'm known for that.

01:02:08.300 All right.

01:02:09.220 My parents and I lived upstairs.

01:02:12.360 Okay.

01:02:13.020 Yeah.

01:02:14.460 My grandparents lived downstairs.

01:02:16.880 I know what you're doing.

01:02:17.860 Don't look at the screen.

01:02:18.580 Everything's fine.

01:02:18.980 No, no.

01:02:19.360 Okay.

01:02:19.660 So all I'm seeing

01:02:20.640 is that in a lot of cultures,

01:02:21.900 that's very normal.

01:02:24.220 So potentially,

01:02:25.140 this is not just like white Americans.

01:02:26.920 I would hate that.

01:02:27.700 That's all I'm saying.

01:02:28.660 No, no, no.

01:02:29.220 You know who?

01:02:29.840 Yeah.

01:02:30.300 My friend who was Italian,

01:02:32.200 they do that.

01:02:33.400 They live like grandparents downstairs,

01:02:35.740 parents upstairs.

01:02:36.580 It makes sense, man.

01:02:37.580 And you've always got like something

01:02:39.940 like the younger people 1.00

01:02:42.320 always have a babysitter.

01:02:43.700 The older people 1.00

01:02:44.600 always have a younger person

01:02:45.600 to help them lift something heavy.

01:02:47.240 It's just how it works.

01:02:48.840 I've done this,

01:02:49.480 but horizontally.

01:02:50.560 We don't do this.

01:02:51.080 That's better, yeah.

01:02:51.580 And more nastily.

01:02:52.900 Separating by a grass.

01:02:53.740 If everybody goes their own way,

01:02:55.880 that much more stuff

01:02:56.820 has to be bought

01:02:57.500 by the system too.

01:02:58.820 It's that much more stuff.

01:02:59.960 Another house has to be bought.

01:03:01.200 Another water heater

01:03:01.900 has to be bought.

01:03:02.860 Another pool has to be bought.

01:03:04.500 Another washer and dryer.

01:03:05.500 You know, like you just go down the list

01:03:06.780 of all the stuff

01:03:07.620 that has to be bought, right?

01:03:08.680 Like that's why it did make sense

01:03:10.240 and was always logical

01:03:11.240 that families stuck together

01:03:12.820 and lived on somewhat of a compound.

01:03:14.780 Or like where I grew up in Cali,

01:03:16.820 like on my street,

01:03:18.000 there was like Filipinos 1.00

01:03:18.960 that had multiple generations

01:03:21.080 just in one house.

01:03:22.080 It wasn't a compound.

01:03:23.000 It was a house

01:03:23.600 in a neighborhood.

01:03:24.360 Chinese people do the same thing.

01:03:25.240 Chinese too.

01:03:26.180 There was Spanish cultures

01:03:27.660 on the street

01:03:28.300 that had multiple generations

01:03:29.540 of one house.

01:03:30.200 In all seriousness,

01:03:31.220 can you tell me

01:03:32.460 what's wrong with this guy's head?

01:03:34.480 That's a little weird.

01:03:35.200 I never really,

01:03:36.080 like when you are with him in person,

01:03:37.820 you can't tell.

01:03:39.000 Yeah, but from the side,

01:03:39.840 it's crazy.

01:03:40.060 It's not real, dude.

01:03:41.540 That's the dude.

01:03:42.500 Israel.

01:03:43.460 Israel.

01:03:45.280 1947 Israel.

01:03:46.560 Okay.

01:03:46.860 All right.

01:03:47.040 So the parents and I lived upstairs.

01:03:48.980 Yeah.

01:03:50.460 Shared it with my dad's parents

01:03:51.580 who lived downstairs.

01:03:52.280 My dad moved into this house

01:03:53.580 as a child

01:03:54.400 when he was about 10.

01:03:56.220 It was originally built

01:03:57.300 in the 1800s

01:03:58.660 as a funeral parlor.

01:04:00.720 What?

01:04:01.220 That's a fucking shitty place to live, dude.

01:04:03.260 You can't live here.

01:04:03.840 Send it into a duplex

01:04:05.000 for a family?

01:04:06.700 What?

01:04:07.460 Dude,

01:04:07.800 can you imagine

01:04:08.500 what goes on

01:04:08.920 in the basement

01:04:09.600 of a funeral parlor?

01:04:11.280 The area.

01:04:12.840 Oh,

01:04:13.320 now we're getting

01:04:13.840 a little more of the story.

01:04:15.220 We get a feeling

01:04:16.220 this dude was trashy.

01:04:17.340 He's from the same place

01:04:18.540 as the Raven, dude.

01:04:19.500 The area of South Jersey.

01:04:21.120 Okay.

01:04:21.820 Yep.

01:04:22.440 Just kidding.

01:04:22.960 I don't think you're trashy, bro.

01:04:24.160 Oh.

01:04:24.680 Was pretty popular

01:04:25.680 for hanging defectors

01:04:28.380 after the Revolutionary War

01:04:30.300 in the 1700s.

01:04:31.460 Mmm.

01:04:32.240 Strange fruit.

01:04:32.980 And again,

01:04:33.720 during the Civil War

01:04:34.740 in the 1800s,

01:04:36.280 the area

01:04:37.080 has seen plenty of trauma.

01:04:40.140 Like territorial spirits

01:04:41.500 that just kind of,

01:04:43.100 they were around

01:04:44.120 in the 1700s

01:04:45.420 affecting humans.

01:04:47.640 Yeah.

01:04:47.740 The same spirits

01:04:48.380 are still around the 1800s

01:04:49.900 affecting humans.

01:04:51.420 This is a hot spot

01:04:52.600 for hanging.

01:04:53.300 Dude,

01:04:53.460 you better hurry up.

01:04:54.020 This is 13 pages.

01:04:54.820 This is crazy.

01:04:55.780 How many pages?

01:04:56.220 Is this really a long one?

01:04:57.040 Yeah,

01:04:57.200 it's 13 pages,

01:04:58.320 Matthew.

01:04:59.660 Stop with your

01:05:00.900 meaty fingers, dude.

01:05:02.420 Have a gentle touch.

01:05:03.700 Look,

01:05:04.120 you click over here

01:05:04.840 to make it go away.

01:05:05.680 Then you just,

01:05:06.300 you just scroll, dude.

01:05:07.300 It's nice.

01:05:07.800 Nice time to scroll.

01:05:08.680 Relax.

01:05:09.180 That's it.

01:05:10.960 Plenty of trauma.

01:05:12.040 Yeah.

01:05:13.080 The mortician of the house

01:05:14.240 lived on the second floor.

01:05:16.620 The ground floor

01:05:17.480 is where the viewings were

01:05:18.540 and the basement

01:05:19.280 was used as a mortuary.

01:05:20.980 I don't even care.

01:05:21.700 Like if you're,

01:05:22.300 if you're a,

01:05:23.040 a mortician,

01:05:25.020 like I get it,

01:05:25.640 like you're used to it.

01:05:26.440 I'm not,

01:05:26.680 I'm still not living there.

01:05:28.060 No,

01:05:28.360 that's crazy.

01:05:29.160 I'm just going to live

01:05:29.660 on the second floor.

01:05:30.260 It's not even,

01:05:30.660 it's not even the same floor.

01:05:31.720 Yeah.

01:05:31.900 How could you live there?

01:05:32.880 It's convenient.

01:05:33.640 I mean,

01:05:33.800 it's fine.

01:05:34.320 You can tell like the jokes

01:05:35.420 and people go,

01:05:35.940 Hey,

01:05:36.060 how's business?

01:05:36.660 You go dead.

01:05:37.480 Oh shit.

01:05:37.960 That's great.

01:05:38.560 Chuck from Guam

01:05:39.200 is from Camden County.

01:05:41.040 That's dope. 0.93

01:05:41.700 New Jersey.

01:05:42.380 Yeah.

01:05:43.380 I didn't know

01:05:43.800 it was Camden County.

01:05:49.740 Why?

01:05:50.100 Why?

01:05:50.180 What dude?

01:05:53.840 What?

01:05:54.120 Who does that?

01:05:54.980 Who does what?

01:05:55.900 We have a lot of audio listeners

01:05:57.100 that are confused.

01:05:57.640 I'm not saying that you guys

01:05:58.500 are little kids

01:05:59.840 that just got turned

01:06:00.560 into grownups overnight.

01:06:01.620 Like the movie big.

01:06:02.820 I'm just saying

01:06:03.260 if that happened,

01:06:04.160 this is exactly

01:06:04.680 what it would look like.

01:06:05.740 Yeah.

01:06:06.240 For me,

01:06:06.760 it turns me into an Indian,

01:06:08.640 which is not cool.

01:06:09.540 Oh yeah.

01:06:09.920 Well,

01:06:10.120 Somalian.

01:06:10.940 Somalian.

01:06:11.420 Well,

01:06:11.980 not too far off.

01:06:12.760 Not too far off.

01:06:13.600 Just a couple of shades.

01:06:14.440 Sure,

01:06:14.760 dude.

01:06:15.660 Oh,

01:06:15.960 nice.

01:06:16.440 Did you know

01:06:17.120 that was a racist event?

01:06:20.220 That shirt got us

01:06:21.220 into the door.

01:06:22.000 I gave him one t-shirt.

01:06:22.940 He was like,

01:06:23.240 I'm going to get these guys

01:06:24.260 working here.

01:06:26.360 Yeah.

01:06:26.520 He was like,

01:06:26.800 I like their racist event.

01:06:27.300 No,

01:06:27.520 I was actually on a show

01:06:28.380 the other day

01:06:28.880 like telling our story

01:06:29.920 like how we met.

01:06:31.080 You ain't even been on no show.

01:06:32.420 What show?

01:06:32.880 What show?

01:06:33.240 When you came in

01:06:33.740 and how we talked about

01:06:34.940 like the Deuteronomy 2 story

01:06:36.280 about how that God

01:06:37.340 didn't just use Israel

01:06:38.400 to wipe out giants

01:06:39.320 and Deuteronomy 2.

01:06:40.280 He talks about

01:06:40.700 how he used

01:06:41.480 the descendants of Esau.

01:06:44.040 Jacob,

01:06:44.560 I loved Esau.

01:06:45.340 I hated.

01:06:45.660 Now keep that in mind now.

01:06:48.000 God used the descendants 1.00

01:06:49.120 of Esau

01:06:49.740 to wipe out Nephilim tribes 1.00

01:06:52.340 and he did the same thing

01:06:54.020 with the descendants

01:06:55.800 of Lot.

01:06:58.720 So it was intriguing.

01:06:59.760 That was the first thing

01:07:00.400 we talked about

01:07:01.000 when I was like,

01:07:01.460 you don't know

01:07:01.760 what a Nephilim is.

01:07:03.080 Oh,

01:07:03.240 yeah,

01:07:03.440 that's right.

01:07:03.920 You're like,

01:07:04.120 yeah,

01:07:04.260 I do.

01:07:06.980 I like that story.

01:07:08.280 Okay,

01:07:08.640 where is it at in the Bible?

01:07:09.400 Are you coming,

01:07:10.560 Keisha?

01:07:11.220 Is that why?

01:07:12.060 She's like,

01:07:12.500 when is frigging Brogrove 4?

01:07:14.280 I don't know,

01:07:14.820 Keisha,

01:07:15.100 is you coming?

01:07:16.040 We're waiting to see.

01:07:16.720 Keisha with your black name. 1.00

01:07:18.280 It might be more expensive

01:07:19.720 than we thought.

01:07:20.880 But all right.

01:07:21.140 Two million dollars.

01:07:22.260 Let's go ahead

01:07:22.900 and keep reading this, Matt.

01:07:24.680 You got that kind of money, Keisha?

01:07:25.280 Okay,

01:07:25.420 the mortician of the house

01:07:26.340 lived on the second floor.

01:07:27.300 The ground floor

01:07:27.860 is where the viewings were

01:07:28.900 and the basement

01:07:29.680 was used as a mortuary.

01:07:30.900 I can barely hear in these.

01:07:34.100 That's probably why

01:07:34.660 I'm like extra

01:07:35.940 talking over you guys.

01:07:36.820 Not that I don't normally.

01:07:37.880 Go ahead.

01:07:38.260 Okay,

01:07:38.420 that's way too loud.

01:07:39.680 Make it turn it up higher.

01:07:40.720 No,

01:07:41.360 no,

01:07:41.560 I know how you are.

01:07:42.340 That's probably

01:07:42.760 a little...

01:07:44.100 Watch me read this

01:07:44.780 same sentence over again.

01:07:45.940 Okay,

01:07:46.140 the story goes,

01:07:47.720 the original owner

01:07:49.620 hung himself in the attic.

01:07:51.140 Okay,

01:07:51.480 wait,

01:07:51.640 wait,

01:07:51.740 wait,

01:07:51.880 wait,

01:07:51.960 wait.

01:07:52.140 The mortician of the house

01:07:53.100 lived on the second floor.

01:07:54.140 The ground floor

01:07:54.780 is where the viewings were

01:07:55.840 and the basement

01:07:56.520 was used as a mortuary.

01:07:58.300 The story goes,

01:07:59.240 the original owner

01:08:00.400 hung himself in the attic

01:08:01.720 after his wife and kids

01:08:03.440 got sick and died

01:08:04.420 and this brings me

01:08:05.700 to the second earliest memory I have.

01:08:07.940 Can you imagine

01:08:08.460 if these are your first two memories?

01:08:10.300 My memories,

01:08:11.080 my first earliest memories

01:08:12.040 are very bizarre.

01:08:13.800 That's crazy though.

01:08:14.840 I have a great first memory,

01:08:16.360 bro.

01:08:16.960 Casper,

01:08:17.640 exclamation point.

01:08:18.920 Watch out.

01:08:19.860 Warning.

01:08:21.240 I was between four and five years old

01:08:23.260 and it was Halloween.

01:08:25.860 My parents had split by this time.

01:08:27.540 My mom and I moved in

01:08:28.560 with her mother

01:08:29.140 a couple towns over

01:08:30.200 but I still saw my dad

01:08:31.820 on most weekends and holidays.

01:08:34.440 Why?

01:08:35.400 Why?

01:08:35.720 Why are you doing that?

01:08:37.020 It's inappropriate.

01:08:38.260 I'm sorry.

01:08:38.820 Incredibly inappropriate.

01:08:39.920 I'm trying to look up

01:08:40.680 something right now.

01:08:41.660 Go ahead.

01:08:42.120 I'll give you time.

01:08:42.680 What was this lady's name 1.00

01:08:43.700 that we were...

01:08:44.420 Are we fact checking?

01:08:45.660 No,

01:08:45.960 I'm trying to find the woman 0.88

01:08:47.440 who we were talking about

01:08:48.940 the venue with

01:08:50.460 and to see if she ever responded

01:08:52.480 and I remember what her name was.

01:08:54.920 All right,

01:08:55.120 well,

01:08:55.320 not for right now.

01:08:56.380 We'll do this after.

01:08:57.720 Keep going.

01:08:58.400 I'm sorry.

01:08:58.760 I deleted that.

01:09:01.820 You did not, dude.

01:09:03.100 I know what's going on.

01:09:04.420 What?

01:09:04.740 What's the matter?

01:09:05.100 Let's keep reading the story.

01:09:06.080 So the problem is

01:09:06.820 if you keep pausing

01:09:07.600 then you lose the story.

01:09:08.820 Everybody's losing the story.

01:09:09.720 Okay.

01:09:10.000 I was with my dad

01:09:10.820 and my younger cousin

01:09:11.620 and my aunt.

01:09:12.660 We finished gathering candy

01:09:13.920 from strangers

01:09:14.560 and we're approaching our house

01:09:16.280 when one of us noticed

01:09:17.760 a stereotypical ghost

01:09:19.240 coming through the glass

01:09:20.280 of the attic window.

01:09:21.460 Like a sheet?

01:09:22.260 It looked just like Casper.

01:09:24.820 Damn.

01:09:25.580 It had a round head

01:09:26.720 but just kind of faded

01:09:28.080 in shape and transparency

01:09:29.380 further down its body.

01:09:31.240 I remember thinking

01:09:31.900 it was a cloud.

01:09:33.040 It was solid enough

01:09:34.280 that you couldn't easily

01:09:35.360 see through it

01:09:36.080 but it appeared to be flowing

01:09:37.340 or spiraling

01:09:38.240 as it moved

01:09:39.000 and dissipated into nothing.

01:09:40.600 That's crazy.

01:09:41.560 Hmm.

01:09:41.940 He said we saw that?

01:09:43.360 Yeah.

01:09:43.980 Not just him?

01:09:44.480 But the weird thing is

01:09:45.380 is that

01:09:45.820 okay so he's talking

01:09:47.360 about his first house then

01:09:48.540 right?

01:09:48.800 Because he moved

01:09:49.180 with his mom

01:09:49.780 a couple towns over

01:09:50.820 but then he was

01:09:51.860 with his dad

01:09:52.540 going back to that

01:09:53.280 original house.

01:09:54.500 I wonder where that

01:09:55.360 that comes from.

01:09:57.000 The sheet

01:09:57.480 the ghost

01:09:58.100 with the sheet

01:09:58.980 you know

01:09:59.700 with like the eyes

01:10:00.540 poked through the host.

01:10:01.400 It's probably just something

01:10:02.260 everybody made up

01:10:03.240 just like dragons.

01:10:05.020 Dragons ain't made up though.

01:10:06.900 That's real stuff dude.

01:10:08.300 What the hell?

01:10:08.820 That's in the Bible

01:10:09.360 don't you know?

01:10:10.140 By the way

01:10:10.500 a little aside

01:10:11.060 there's something called

01:10:12.360 the Seven Kingdoms

01:10:13.640 or something like that.

01:10:14.240 It's a Game of Thrones

01:10:15.620 spinoff.

01:10:16.520 Oh yeah.

01:10:16.820 It's in Alvarino's book.

01:10:18.160 It's like the Seven Princes

01:10:19.260 of Atlantis

01:10:20.020 and then Apollo

01:10:21.020 is going to be

01:10:21.560 the actual Antichrist.

01:10:22.980 Is that the Dunkin' Egg

01:10:23.820 story you're talking about?

01:10:26.240 Egg?

01:10:27.200 Dunkin'. 0.98

01:10:28.160 Yeah.

01:10:29.360 Never mind.

01:10:30.340 It's Sir Dunkin' the Tall.

01:10:33.340 Yeah.

01:10:33.560 Yeah.

01:10:33.740 Dunkin' Egg.

01:10:34.520 Yeah.

01:10:34.780 Yeah.

01:10:35.060 It's good.

01:10:35.800 Yeah.

01:10:36.080 Three episodes in

01:10:37.000 and it doesn't suck. 0.84

01:10:38.940 Yeah.

01:10:39.220 It's like a novella series.

01:10:40.640 It's very good.

01:10:41.160 But the guy decided

01:10:42.000 to write those series

01:10:43.280 and it's like a prequel

01:10:44.860 to the prequel

01:10:45.580 but then he never

01:10:47.020 finished the actual books

01:10:47.940 which is bizarre

01:10:48.840 to like beyond bizarre

01:10:49.760 to me.

01:10:50.060 I have no idea.

01:10:50.760 Well all three episodes

01:10:52.380 each time it ends

01:10:53.180 I'm like dude

01:10:53.760 yes that was

01:10:54.760 because I tried to watch

01:10:55.500 House of Dragons.

01:10:57.200 Yeah.

01:10:57.400 Like this is gay 1.00

01:10:58.180 and it sucks. 0.85

01:10:58.740 It was all right.

01:10:59.640 Nope.

01:11:00.460 The problem is

01:11:01.180 some of those

01:11:01.660 series if it's like

01:11:02.960 a 12 show series

01:11:04.040 the first three

01:11:04.780 start off fine

01:11:05.700 and then they just

01:11:06.920 they get into the bad stuff.

01:11:09.220 If you're feeling

01:11:09.800 like a pimp

01:11:10.520 man

01:11:10.860 don't brush your shoulders

01:11:11.860 though.

01:11:12.660 It was solid enough

01:11:13.640 that you couldn't

01:11:14.240 easily see through it

01:11:15.100 but it appeared to be

01:11:15.700 flowing or spiraling

01:11:16.560 as it moved

01:11:17.080 and dissipated

01:11:17.720 into nothing.

01:11:19.420 I remember the adults

01:11:20.340 freaking out

01:11:20.940 because they thought

01:11:21.640 it was smoke

01:11:22.120 from a fire.

01:11:23.320 It was probably

01:11:23.680 less than five feet long

01:11:24.960 and it only came

01:11:26.540 about 15 feet

01:11:27.540 out of the window

01:11:28.240 before it fully

01:11:29.420 dissolved into nothing.

01:11:30.620 Damn so even

01:11:31.040 the adults saw it

01:11:31.960 and they thought

01:11:32.320 it was smoke.

01:11:33.720 Oh okay.

01:11:34.320 Maybe it was smoke.

01:11:36.160 My dad had

01:11:37.100 a Polaroid camera

01:11:38.220 that spit the photo 0.93

01:11:40.420 out right away

01:11:41.240 and he took a picture

01:11:42.960 of this milky white blob

01:11:44.360 coming through

01:11:45.020 the solid glass window.

01:11:46.620 Milky white blob?

01:11:47.680 We kept that photo

01:11:48.720 on a table

01:11:49.520 in the den

01:11:50.260 for years after that.

01:11:52.460 It was probably

01:11:53.640 three or four years

01:11:54.640 before it disappeared.

01:11:57.580 The photo?

01:11:58.580 The photo.

01:11:59.220 The photo.

01:12:00.180 That's a crazy

01:12:00.680 you're talking

01:12:01.120 about technology too.

01:12:02.160 It's crazy

01:12:02.500 because a Polaroid camera

01:12:04.060 is one of those things

01:12:04.920 that I don't think

01:12:05.580 should have really existed.

01:12:07.480 Like so the guy's

01:12:08.680 blurry creatures

01:12:09.520 they get their name

01:12:11.020 because they're talking

01:12:11.560 about Bigfoot

01:12:13.200 different cryptids

01:12:14.460 when you take pictures

01:12:15.240 of them

01:12:15.680 it usually comes out blurry

01:12:17.440 because if something

01:12:18.260 about like the digital

01:12:19.000 That's how they got their name?

01:12:19.700 Yeah that's what it is.

01:12:20.520 It makes a lot of sense.

01:12:21.820 UFO photos, blurry.

01:12:22.880 So if I call them

01:12:23.320 fuzzy creatures

01:12:24.000 it's still the same thing.

01:12:25.260 No because UFO photos

01:12:26.280 are also blurry.

01:12:27.360 We just call them gay. 1.00

01:12:28.540 But there's something

01:12:28.940 about that phenomenon

01:12:29.680 when you're pointing

01:12:30.400 a digital camera at it

01:12:31.680 that like the mechanism

01:12:32.480 inside these things

01:12:33.520 the subject comes out blurry

01:12:36.480 but with a panor

01:12:37.880 what was it called?

01:12:38.740 A Polaroid?

01:12:39.160 A Polaroid, yeah.

01:12:39.820 A Polaroid camera

01:12:40.440 the technology

01:12:41.020 is a little different

01:12:41.680 because it's like

01:12:42.140 it's imprinted light

01:12:43.540 and then like

01:12:44.480 it has like a physical copy

01:12:45.600 that like you take the picture

01:12:46.640 and shoot

01:12:47.120 it comes out right there

01:12:47.980 and people were capturing

01:12:49.440 real stuff.

01:12:50.340 Oh yeah.

01:12:50.640 On that but on these cameras

01:12:52.220 I don't think you're really

01:12:53.460 gonna get

01:12:54.040 it doesn't interface

01:12:55.240 with this

01:12:55.880 I think that

01:12:56.620 it also kind of killed

01:12:58.240 like family photographs

01:12:59.700 like something about

01:13:01.140 the digital archive

01:13:02.140 on your phone

01:13:03.000 or your camera

01:13:03.700 is not the same

01:13:04.800 as like a photo album

01:13:05.800 like a physical photo album

01:13:07.360 you flip through that shit

01:13:08.260 and it's like

01:13:08.640 this is like

01:13:09.160 this feels special.

01:13:10.100 Feels like time travel bro.

01:13:11.360 Yeah.

01:13:11.820 Yeah.

01:13:12.100 And then you go through

01:13:12.860 just you know

01:13:13.700 your gallery

01:13:14.220 and it's like

01:13:14.680 it's cool

01:13:15.180 but it doesn't feel

01:13:15.980 like it's not distant

01:13:17.040 it feels

01:13:17.700 and you never save them

01:13:19.420 maybe

01:13:19.700 so if you switch phones

01:13:20.940 you might have lost pictures

01:13:22.060 from when the kids

01:13:22.700 were like two or three

01:13:23.520 and also I got

01:13:24.260 thousands of them

01:13:25.580 in my gallery

01:13:26.200 like I'm never gonna

01:13:27.160 go through them all

01:13:27.920 like it's

01:13:28.980 I don't know

01:13:29.380 I just got this thing

01:13:30.960 that's like a

01:13:31.640 thing

01:13:32.720 and then you just

01:13:33.600 download all the pictures

01:13:34.600 from your phone onto it

01:13:35.640 and then they just

01:13:36.200 all pop up

01:13:37.080 all the time

01:13:37.680 and that way

01:13:38.060 you at least have them

01:13:38.820 somewhere

01:13:39.300 like a picture frame

01:13:40.180 a digital picture frame

01:13:41.180 in the house

01:13:41.600 that's kind of cool

01:13:42.340 that's cool

01:13:42.860 and that way

01:13:43.320 whether you look at it or not

01:13:44.460 but at least

01:13:45.020 they're all on there

01:13:45.840 if you lose your phone

01:13:46.920 or get a different phone

01:13:47.580 I'll tell you what though

01:13:48.360 like I have two hard drives

01:13:49.660 filled with like

01:13:50.260 old phones pictures

01:13:51.520 porn

01:13:52.160 old

01:13:52.860 no I'm never gonna

01:13:54.880 look through it

01:13:55.540 oh yeah

01:13:55.900 I'm never gonna flip through it

01:13:56.780 so I'm like what

01:13:57.580 maybe when you're dying

01:13:58.660 it's like yeah

01:14:00.020 but I gotta find this hard drive

01:14:01.220 it's probably corrupted

01:14:02.000 I would like to have

01:14:03.060 like an actual

01:14:03.760 we have like some kind

01:14:04.780 of photo albums

01:14:05.440 or whatever

01:14:05.720 but it's just like

01:14:06.300 it's scarce

01:14:06.820 with the amount of stuff

01:14:07.600 that's in there

01:14:07.980 because you know

01:14:08.620 you had to get them

01:14:09.080 printed out at Walmart

01:14:09.760 I would love to have

01:14:11.320 like the old school

01:14:12.320 Polaroids again

01:14:13.360 but it is

01:14:13.960 it's an interesting phenomenon

01:14:15.120 that can be captured

01:14:16.060 on Polaroid

01:14:16.900 because it's a different

01:14:17.560 technology that you're

01:14:18.560 interfacing with

01:14:19.220 whereas these digital

01:14:20.160 this is like a

01:14:20.860 it's called a mirrorless

01:14:22.400 DSLR camera

01:14:24.280 so the technology behind it

01:14:26.380 it's like

01:14:26.740 it's emitting light

01:14:27.960 into what appears

01:14:29.400 to be a mirror

01:14:29.920 shooting that back out

01:14:30.740 kind of how your eye works

01:14:31.720 but it's like

01:14:32.240 a digital format of it

01:14:33.700 and you're not gonna

01:14:34.620 catch something

01:14:35.180 that's frequency based

01:14:36.440 that's just like

01:14:37.540 permeating

01:14:38.540 from the spiritual realm

01:14:39.880 into the physical realm

01:14:40.840 through frequency

01:14:41.640 and vibration

01:14:42.760 and that's how

01:14:43.600 we're perceiving it

01:14:44.320 and we're supposed

01:14:44.980 to get it with this shit

01:14:46.040 with glass and a computer

01:14:47.520 it's not gonna work

01:14:48.240 it was crazy too

01:14:48.500 because when you saw

01:14:49.080 something cool

01:14:49.580 you'd take a picture

01:14:50.220 and then you'd be like

01:14:50.960 this is gonna be so crazy

01:14:52.600 in a week

01:14:53.140 you're looking like

01:14:53.320 damn

01:14:53.660 can't even see it

01:14:54.520 we can't yeah

01:14:55.040 unless you have

01:14:55.540 the automatic ones

01:14:56.340 that print it out

01:14:56.980 you gotta be like

01:14:57.500 also think about

01:14:57.880 how crazy this thing is

01:14:59.140 like there's

01:14:59.860 if you open that up

01:15:00.740 there's a crazy computer

01:15:01.840 in there

01:15:02.300 and then there's

01:15:02.880 like glass upon glass

01:15:03.920 and like different

01:15:04.460 kind of diaphragms

01:15:05.300 in there

01:15:05.500 it's like

01:15:05.700 we made that

01:15:06.540 who the hell made that

01:15:07.380 who the hell made this

01:15:08.300 do you think

01:15:09.940 that fallen angels

01:15:10.540 would give us technology

01:15:11.320 that we could capture

01:15:12.180 them with

01:15:12.520 you think that

01:15:12.740 I don't think so

01:15:13.780 Matt keep reading

01:15:14.400 I love his face

01:15:15.940 he's like

01:15:16.240 he's usually got blapped

01:15:17.560 you've been blapped dog 0.98

01:15:19.040 blap blap blap

01:15:19.900 yeah no

01:15:21.020 I'm just at the point

01:15:21.820 where I'm like

01:15:22.420 even the whole like

01:15:23.480 flicking the electricity

01:15:24.660 on I'm like

01:15:25.460 what

01:15:25.820 like the TV

01:15:26.720 or the radio waves

01:15:28.120 and you turn on a radio

01:15:29.140 so like you're like

01:15:29.840 yeah look at the technology

01:15:30.800 just came out last week

01:15:31.780 I'm still tripping

01:15:32.460 on the stuff

01:15:32.840 that came out

01:15:33.160 like 40 years ago

01:15:34.120 I actually don't

01:15:35.500 even remotely understand

01:15:37.060 how a polaroid works

01:15:38.500 or polaroid

01:15:39.280 a polaroid

01:15:40.400 I mean I kind of get

01:15:41.080 a radio

01:15:41.920 like a little bit

01:15:43.420 I could just kind of

01:15:44.160 understand like

01:15:44.900 well sometimes

01:15:45.340 well yeah

01:15:45.900 but that's what

01:15:46.620 everybody like

01:15:47.520 they say yeah radio

01:15:48.380 there's radio waves

01:15:49.320 and there's an antenna

01:15:50.080 and then you know

01:15:50.880 you change it

01:15:51.500 and you get different

01:15:52.000 radio waves

01:15:52.500 and you have to say

01:15:53.640 oh yeah I get it

01:15:54.800 you can interact with that

01:15:55.800 like you can move around

01:15:56.760 the

01:15:57.120 there's something in the air

01:15:58.760 that like

01:15:59.280 it's getting

01:15:59.860 but I don't understand

01:16:00.740 how the hell

01:16:01.600 you're getting a polaroid picture

01:16:03.580 like I'm just like

01:16:04.680 flashing light at some shit

01:16:06.160 and then burning an image

01:16:07.200 into

01:16:07.580 especially back in the day

01:16:09.380 when they used to put

01:16:09.840 the hood over their heads

01:16:10.780 and they'd be like

01:16:11.320 external light enters

01:16:12.760 the camera

01:16:13.220 light reflects off

01:16:14.180 of your subject

01:16:14.840 that light travels

01:16:15.700 through the lens

01:16:16.500 no lenses focus

01:16:17.820 focuses the image

01:16:18.820 onto film

01:16:19.500 inside of the camera

01:16:20.540 and that's what happens

01:16:21.620 the film then

01:16:22.460 I don't know

01:16:23.700 you need special film

01:16:24.480 that shit didn't help at all

01:16:25.060 yeah it's crazy

01:16:26.420 it's a crazy thing

01:16:27.660 years after that

01:16:28.420 it was probably

01:16:28.720 three or four years

01:16:29.460 before that picture

01:16:30.640 which was a polaroid

01:16:32.100 of a ghost

01:16:32.960 coming out of a

01:16:33.840 attic window

01:16:34.760 on Halloween

01:16:35.640 disappeared

01:16:36.480 I was young

01:16:37.460 so IDK

01:16:38.440 if it was legitimately lost

01:16:40.040 but I do know

01:16:40.820 it was something

01:16:41.460 we kept

01:16:41.940 decoratively

01:16:42.900 it was even framed

01:16:44.820 then one day

01:16:45.920 it was just

01:16:46.420 that's actually

01:16:47.740 so FJ fool 1.00

01:16:48.620 said the shroud

01:16:49.240 of Turin

01:16:49.740 is a polaroid

01:16:50.460 that's interesting

01:16:51.060 yeah

01:16:51.380 in a sense

01:16:51.820 he's right

01:16:52.240 light has burned

01:16:53.460 an image

01:16:53.960 into

01:16:54.600 into some sort

01:16:55.800 of medium fabric

01:16:56.620 yeah

01:16:56.900 crazy

01:16:57.740 crazy technology

01:16:58.900 I don't know

01:16:59.300 anything about it

01:16:59.860 alright please

01:17:00.300 continue

01:17:00.580 dad's basement story

01:17:01.580 another big

01:17:02.820 exclamation point

01:17:03.700 anyone who spent

01:17:04.740 any time in this house

01:17:05.820 I don't like when you

01:17:06.520 laugh like that

01:17:07.040 because I don't know

01:17:07.720 what you're

01:17:08.400 it's like when you

01:17:09.140 make noises like that

01:17:09.900 I gotta read the chat

01:17:10.720 he's like

01:17:11.020 no it's not the chat

01:17:11.980 I just don't know

01:17:12.500 if there's another

01:17:12.860 picture of me

01:17:13.540 different skin tone

01:17:14.380 the next time I look up

01:17:15.740 like okay

01:17:16.360 what's going on now

01:17:17.260 no I would never do that

01:17:19.280 anyone who spent

01:17:21.160 any time in this house

01:17:21.940 had some kind of experience

01:17:23.240 we know the type

01:17:24.320 and uh

01:17:25.200 he used to do work

01:17:25.920 in a place called

01:17:26.400 the Bellevue

01:17:27.280 Biltmore Hotel

01:17:28.000 down in

01:17:28.680 St. Pete

01:17:29.760 Clearwater

01:17:30.480 Dunnell

01:17:31.020 and maybe

01:17:31.320 it was somewhere

01:17:31.800 down there

01:17:32.220 Dunedin

01:17:32.580 I mean

01:17:32.980 I think it was

01:17:34.160 a Clearwater address

01:17:35.100 but it was uh

01:17:36.240 it was just

01:17:37.340 it was the longest

01:17:38.520 occupied wood

01:17:39.660 standing structure

01:17:40.460 in America

01:17:41.080 oh wow

01:17:41.840 and there was

01:17:43.380 spooky stuff

01:17:44.160 if you worked up

01:17:44.900 in the attic

01:17:45.380 we were always

01:17:46.260 working in there

01:17:46.760 doing flooring

01:17:47.320 and stuff

01:17:47.640 they were always

01:17:48.040 getting stuff done

01:17:48.800 the Bellevue

01:17:50.400 Biltmore Ballroom

01:17:51.320 and I think

01:17:51.880 and I think

01:17:52.440 that they uh

01:17:53.460 actually finally

01:17:54.560 took it down

01:17:55.200 I was working in there

01:17:56.020 like 20 years ago

01:17:56.840 but there's always

01:17:57.420 weird stuff up

01:17:58.280 in the attic

01:17:58.740 dude

01:17:58.980 and and just like this

01:17:59.920 everybody had a story

01:18:01.040 everybody who ever

01:18:01.740 worked there

01:18:02.160 so anyone who spent

01:18:03.700 any time in this house

01:18:04.440 had some kind of experience

01:18:05.400 it was a daily thing

01:18:06.440 it was never

01:18:07.300 insidious

01:18:08.320 insidious

01:18:09.380 that's the word

01:18:10.140 insidious

01:18:10.760 my bad

01:18:11.300 or destructive

01:18:12.240 incredulous

01:18:12.980 now I know what it's like

01:18:13.980 and I'm sorry

01:18:14.540 yeah you see

01:18:15.640 sightings

01:18:16.420 sightings would probably

01:18:18.420 be more accurate

01:18:19.640 than experiences

01:18:20.660 they were mostly

01:18:21.600 just repetitive

01:18:22.360 apparitions

01:18:23.380 people who looked lost

01:18:25.000 walking the same

01:18:26.100 paths over and over

01:18:27.480 but there were

01:18:28.360 a few times

01:18:28.980 it seemed like

01:18:29.440 something was trying

01:18:30.260 to interact

01:18:31.000 I see you nod

01:18:31.800 in your head

01:18:32.180 you're saying like

01:18:32.700 yeah that's a common

01:18:33.300 thing

01:18:33.580 when my dad

01:18:34.840 was a child

01:18:35.980 growing up in the

01:18:36.640 house

01:18:36.920 his bedroom

01:18:37.780 was in the

01:18:38.240 basement

01:18:38.680 yikes

01:18:40.240 one day

01:18:41.340 he was at the

01:18:41.920 top of the

01:18:42.340 basement stairs

01:18:43.080 playing with a

01:18:44.060 white bouncy ball

01:18:44.860 the ball fell

01:18:45.780 down the stairs

01:18:46.420 I don't like this

01:18:47.420 I already

01:18:47.880 this is sketch

01:18:48.640 go read the story

01:18:49.920 the ball fell

01:18:51.220 down the stairs

01:18:52.120 so my dad

01:18:52.780 went after it

01:18:53.460 as soon as you

01:18:54.280 reached the bottom

01:18:54.820 of the basement

01:18:55.360 stairs

01:18:55.720 there was a wall

01:18:56.640 to the left

01:18:57.740 covered in square

01:18:59.040 cavities

01:18:59.740 these were the

01:19:03.460 drawers

01:19:03.960 bodies were kept

01:19:05.540 in for the

01:19:06.140 mortuary business

01:19:07.160 how do you keep

01:19:07.940 this stuff

01:19:08.380 you don't get a

01:19:08.840 remodel

01:19:09.260 you don't have

01:19:10.520 sheet rock over

01:19:11.560 it

01:19:11.720 I mean

01:19:12.020 no don't do

01:19:13.840 that

01:19:14.200 when the house

01:19:15.800 was renovated

01:19:16.480 they saw it

01:19:17.060 fit to just

01:19:17.600 cement over the

01:19:18.420 cavities

01:19:18.920 but over the

01:19:20.160 years some of

01:19:20.760 it cracked

01:19:21.380 revealing the

01:19:22.840 abandoned tombs

01:19:24.080 the basement

01:19:25.140 took up the

01:19:25.700 whole square

01:19:26.260 footage of the

01:19:26.840 house and it

01:19:27.520 was only broken

01:19:28.240 up into three

01:19:29.020 large rooms and

01:19:29.980 one small closet

01:19:30.840 the closet was

01:19:31.600 actually used as

01:19:32.420 a chapel when

01:19:33.920 the funeral parlor

01:19:34.940 was in business

01:19:35.820 yeah you probably

01:19:36.940 had to have one

01:19:37.840 it had one of

01:19:38.740 those you had to

01:19:39.120 have a house of

01:19:39.720 prayer in that

01:19:40.280 place it had one

01:19:42.040 of those small

01:19:42.740 basement style

01:19:43.680 windows but it

01:19:44.600 was a stained

01:19:45.360 glass with a

01:19:46.120 lamb on it

01:19:46.940 that's a

01:19:47.560 respect the

01:19:48.120 lamb

01:19:48.460 yeah well I

01:19:49.320 mean yeah

01:19:49.740 think about it

01:19:50.260 if you're gonna

01:19:50.500 have that kind

01:19:51.180 of energy going

01:19:51.840 on it's a heavy

01:19:52.480 spiritual place

01:19:53.220 you better make

01:19:53.800 it themed

01:19:54.340 it had better

01:19:55.680 be themed

01:19:56.120 jesus christ

01:19:56.940 bro anything

01:19:58.200 we could do

01:19:58.880 anything yeah

01:19:59.660 you gotta do

01:20:00.120 something my

01:20:01.260 dad searched

01:20:02.360 for his ball

01:20:03.220 but it wasn't

01:20:04.240 there this

01:20:05.360 wasn't a small

01:20:06.000 gun drop size

01:20:06.860 ball either it

01:20:08.020 was a standard

01:20:08.680 soccer slash

01:20:09.560 basketball size

01:20:10.420 ball and it

01:20:11.100 was white so 0.88

01:20:12.640 it should stand

01:20:13.280 out a little bit

01:20:14.100 there were two

01:20:15.280 smaller rooms off

01:20:16.280 the side of the

01:20:16.880 main basement area

01:20:17.780 but they had shut

01:20:18.720 doors it appeared

01:20:21.140 the ball just

01:20:22.140 vanished and

01:20:23.220 so he forgot

01:20:23.940 about it

01:20:24.600 all right

01:20:25.900 weeks later

01:20:27.720 possibly months

01:20:28.620 my dad was

01:20:29.760 outside in the

01:20:30.660 backyard playing

01:20:31.460 by himself

01:20:32.120 he was just

01:20:33.360 running around

01:20:33.880 like a maniac

01:20:34.500 when all of a

01:20:35.180 sudden he gets

01:20:35.740 whacked like a 0.93

01:20:36.440 fat kid in

01:20:37.000 dodgeball

01:20:37.520 the same missing

01:20:38.960 white ball found

01:20:39.820 its way back

01:20:40.680 by smashing into

01:20:41.840 his face

01:20:42.380 what

01:20:42.760 it just came

01:20:43.760 out of nowhere

01:20:44.380 what

01:20:44.840 bro wait

01:20:45.900 what

01:20:46.300 he got pegged

01:20:47.760 in the face

01:20:48.260 with the ball

01:20:48.740 that he lost

01:20:49.300 like that

01:20:49.740 adam sandler

01:20:50.540 movie where

01:20:51.540 he's like

01:20:51.880 pegging the

01:20:52.400 little kids

01:20:53.000 dude and

01:20:53.440 then this

01:20:53.740 is actually

01:20:54.120 this is a

01:20:54.660 legitimate

01:20:55.160 poltergeist

01:20:56.200 story that

01:20:57.540 we're hearing

01:20:57.860 oh that's

01:20:58.260 yeah

01:20:58.440 it's also

01:20:59.140 got in

01:20:59.760 some because

01:21:00.300 a lot we

01:21:00.800 get like

01:21:01.080 onesie twosies

01:21:01.900 right

01:21:02.340 yeah

01:21:03.140 these ones

01:21:03.640 are good

01:21:03.980 i feel like

01:21:04.360 these two

01:21:04.700 have been

01:21:04.900 good

01:21:05.160 yeah

01:21:05.380 yeah

01:21:05.600 this one

01:21:06.040 here is

01:21:06.340 like

01:21:06.500 blacked 1.00

01:21:07.020 up

01:21:07.200 like this

01:21:07.560 this guy's

01:21:08.100 whole childhood

01:21:08.580 is messed

01:21:09.040 up

01:21:09.320 it also

01:21:09.980 suggests

01:21:10.400 like a

01:21:10.680 sense of

01:21:11.420 humor

01:21:11.680 yeah

01:21:12.340 like that's

01:21:12.760 kind of

01:21:13.040 hilarious

01:21:13.560 well i mean

01:21:14.780 his childhood

01:21:15.300 isn't necessarily

01:21:15.980 filled with it

01:21:16.640 we got a couple

01:21:17.160 no no

01:21:17.600 i'm saying

01:21:18.280 like the fact

01:21:19.380 that this

01:21:20.200 thing took

01:21:21.140 his ball

01:21:21.580 and it was

01:21:21.940 like look

01:21:22.140 at this

01:21:22.320 asshole

01:21:22.560 looking for

01:21:22.880 the ball

01:21:23.100 looking for

01:21:24.160 the ball

01:21:24.460 and then

01:21:24.860 like a week

01:21:25.380 or so later

01:21:25.900 how long

01:21:26.380 was it

01:21:26.600 afterwards

01:21:26.900 possibly

01:21:28.020 months

01:21:28.700 months later

01:21:29.540 he's like

01:21:29.800 yeah yeah

01:21:30.020 watch this

01:21:30.420 bink 0.96

01:21:31.140 and pegs him

01:21:31.740 in the face

01:21:32.120 with it

01:21:32.400 that's kind

01:21:33.060 of that's

01:21:33.520 hilarious

01:21:33.920 also

01:21:35.400 what do you

01:21:36.660 do when

01:21:37.240 that happens

01:21:38.040 i don't know

01:21:39.140 you start

01:21:39.780 screaming at

01:21:40.540 nothing

01:21:40.940 you move

01:21:42.820 oh yeah

01:21:43.660 well no

01:21:44.340 these people

01:21:44.720 it's it's a

01:21:45.380 weird one

01:21:45.780 when people

01:21:46.340 are this

01:21:46.680 like caught

01:21:47.080 up in it

01:21:47.400 they won't

01:21:48.020 they won't

01:21:48.400 leave

01:21:48.600 they'll stay

01:21:48.960 there for

01:21:49.220 a while

01:21:49.560 all right

01:21:50.860 let's continue

01:21:51.240 in the face

01:21:51.860 dude what

01:21:52.360 the hell

01:21:52.820 stop reading

01:21:53.140 the chat

01:21:53.460 read read

01:21:54.980 the story

01:21:55.440 mom's basement

01:21:56.600 story

01:21:57.060 okay one

01:21:57.720 night

01:21:57.980 before i was

01:21:59.640 born my

01:22:00.400 mom

01:22:00.820 was sleeping

01:22:02.800 in the basement

01:22:03.440 with my dad

01:22:04.420 she woke up

01:22:07.000 from a chill

01:22:08.040 oh shit

01:22:09.260 not they're not

01:22:10.180 talking about like

01:22:10.940 flash chill like

01:22:11.740 we make here

01:22:12.260 it's not cold

01:22:12.820 brew we brew

01:22:13.340 it hot and

01:22:13.740 then flash chill

01:22:14.440 nobody calls

01:22:15.240 it chill

01:22:15.840 nobody calls

01:22:16.740 it and like no

01:22:17.360 i don't even

01:22:17.740 understand what

01:22:18.240 that because i

01:22:18.760 was trying to

01:22:19.240 get iced coffee

01:22:19.860 yesterday you're

01:22:20.760 very confused

01:22:21.360 by like anything

01:22:22.200 that's organized

01:22:23.100 and doesn't have

01:22:24.460 chaos

01:22:24.800 a lot of

01:22:26.340 coffee

01:22:26.560 clean menu

01:22:27.540 with very clear

01:22:28.500 words on it

01:22:29.500 i'm just saying i

01:22:30.220 like to think that

01:22:30.740 i've you know

01:22:31.860 consumed quite a bit

01:22:32.540 of coffee from a

01:22:33.160 lot of different

01:22:33.520 places never found

01:22:34.520 any place that

01:22:35.080 called it chill

01:22:35.680 um or unique

01:22:37.320 it's very high

01:22:38.300 level coffee

01:22:38.940 i mean it's it's

01:22:40.060 it's great

01:22:40.520 especially grade

01:22:42.000 someone say the 0.65

01:22:42.640 standard so if

01:22:43.940 somebody comes up

01:22:44.560 to you and they

01:22:44.860 go i'd like an

01:22:45.440 iced coffee uh and

01:22:47.080 instead of going

01:22:47.980 like that'll be this

01:22:48.660 much money you want

01:22:49.820 like debit or cash

01:22:50.700 you go oh you mean

01:22:52.020 chill do you do that

01:22:53.960 do you go like oh

01:22:54.700 you mean you mean

01:22:55.360 chill right and they

01:22:56.120 go like no i would

01:22:57.900 just like some more

01:22:58.560 iced coffee it's clear

01:23:00.000 what they want

01:23:00.480 yeah it's easy

01:23:01.200 you don't go like

01:23:02.160 oh you mean chill

01:23:03.760 no i mean usually

01:23:05.720 when that scenario

01:23:06.620 happens yeah i turn

01:23:08.080 around because you're

01:23:08.840 going what do you

01:23:09.300 want man and you're 0.53

01:23:10.040 just running around

01:23:10.900 pulling stuff off

01:23:11.720 shelves like jumping

01:23:12.720 around yeah we're

01:23:13.980 running a business

01:23:14.500 like if somebody came

01:23:15.500 in though came up to

01:23:16.320 the counter and i was

01:23:17.000 like can i have a

01:23:17.580 large chill you

01:23:18.960 probably make the

01:23:19.540 matt face at him

01:23:20.200 right you'd be like

01:23:20.680 i'm like let's go

01:23:23.200 bro good coffee man

01:23:25.360 what did you just call

01:23:26.240 it all right and

01:23:27.860 then you have to by

01:23:28.500 the way it's not

01:23:29.280 all right you mean

01:23:29.800 you have to be like

01:23:30.520 retracting from the

01:23:31.520 fact that he gets

01:23:32.320 free chill like that's

01:23:33.420 what you would have

01:23:36.220 to do is you'd have

01:23:36.820 to go um and you

01:23:37.600 could thank me for

01:23:38.280 that you mean coffee

01:23:39.160 right that he you

01:23:40.260 created that exception

01:23:41.060 for me no he didn't

01:23:42.760 the beginning no i

01:23:43.640 said there's certain

01:23:44.400 things you guys can

01:23:45.200 have free here because

01:23:46.080 we have enough of it

01:23:46.960 yeah and so that's

01:23:48.180 how i always like these

01:23:49.160 things when david just

01:23:50.140 got paid these are

01:23:50.880 free right i always

01:23:51.860 gauge it if he wants

01:23:52.800 to free stuff i know

01:23:53.740 but i'm just saying

01:23:54.580 and then all of a

01:23:55.180 sudden there's a week

01:23:55.780 where he's just

01:23:56.260 blowing it up i'm

01:23:58.480 just saying if

01:23:58.960 somebody came in no

01:24:00.340 that's not cool you

01:24:01.380 long baby listen to

01:24:02.280 me as soon as i

01:24:02.820 learn how to use ai

01:24:03.560 you guys are toast

01:24:04.520 if somebody came in

01:24:05.520 and said they want

01:24:06.060 to chill i just need

01:24:06.980 to learn how to use

01:24:07.500 ai you would

01:24:08.320 absolutely have to

01:24:09.520 confirm with them

01:24:10.140 that they wanted

01:24:10.640 coffee before you

01:24:11.340 charged them no you

01:24:12.540 would have to say

01:24:13.380 there's a menu that

01:24:14.480 says chill if they

01:24:15.740 say to me i want a

01:24:16.700 20 ounce chill i'm

01:24:17.560 saying okay cool

01:24:18.460 that's what's on the

01:24:19.320 menu you wouldn't

01:24:20.120 ask them you would

01:24:21.000 just say it out loud

01:24:21.860 one large ice coffee

01:24:23.220 coming up one large

01:24:24.440 ice coffee coming up

01:24:25.160 you'd say that and

01:24:26.380 then listen to see if

01:24:27.180 they object because

01:24:27.960 you guys like this

01:24:29.000 chill you guys do you

01:24:30.080 enjoy this this is

01:24:31.220 crazy we like this

01:24:32.460 right what's this no

01:24:33.480 me and david going

01:24:34.320 back no they want to

01:24:35.140 hear this dude no i

01:24:36.260 think i'm just trying

01:24:36.720 to make a point and i

01:24:37.380 think the chat would

01:24:37.840 probably agree with me

01:24:38.600 that it's a wild thing

01:24:39.520 to say you're right

01:24:41.700 to call it chill yeah

01:24:42.620 you're right yeah you're

01:24:43.920 right i'm wrong thank

01:24:44.880 you one night before i

01:24:46.020 was born my mom was

01:24:47.700 sleeping in the basement

01:24:48.360 with my dad stop

01:24:49.900 looking at the things

01:24:50.560 you didn't read the

01:24:51.240 story well because now

01:24:52.280 it's like sketch

01:24:52.900 a source rex dude every

01:24:53.860 other time i look up

01:24:54.760 there i'm a baby

01:24:55.680 there i have a different

01:24:56.720 skin tone i'm a black

01:24:58.080 baby you know i got

01:24:59.000 different hair next

01:25:00.640 thing you know i'm in

01:25:01.180 a tree okay can you

01:25:02.460 read the story next

01:25:03.260 you know i'm like

01:25:03.740 riding an elephant

01:25:04.460 and it's like what is

01:25:05.840 going on these are

01:25:06.920 good there's no way

01:25:07.580 this is 13 pages dude

01:25:08.880 this is clearly the

01:25:09.640 end is it yeah muffled

01:25:11.340 voice the end nope

01:25:13.820 what yeah i'm telling

01:25:15.200 you can you get okay

01:25:16.040 we're not gonna what

01:25:17.960 what's the problem he

01:25:19.920 made me as a baby on

01:25:21.140 latte art dude what do

01:25:22.360 you mean what's the

01:25:22.820 problem like grown-ups

01:25:24.080 don't do that dude

01:25:25.160 we have audio

01:25:26.980 listeners that don't

01:25:27.620 even know what you're

01:25:28.080 talking about right now

01:25:28.760 can you just well now

01:25:29.440 they know dude top is

01:25:30.460 not a grown-up one night

01:25:31.640 before i was born my

01:25:32.580 mom was sleeping in the

01:25:33.500 basement my dad she

01:25:34.920 woke up from a chill

01:25:35.840 and noticed the window

01:25:37.360 was cracked open since

01:25:38.580 it was a basement

01:25:39.200 she woke up from an

01:25:40.020 iced coffee

01:25:40.640 i'm sorry rectangular

01:25:42.180 half windows that tilt

01:25:43.480 open close and they're

01:25:44.820 up high near the ceiling

01:25:46.420 okay so she gets up

01:25:48.300 closes the window and

01:25:49.200 falls back asleep no

01:25:50.260 problem she wakes up 0.89

01:25:51.560 again and yes the

01:25:52.340 window is open again

01:25:53.280 inconvenient she 1.00

01:25:55.200 knew she already did

01:25:56.380 this but she made

01:25:57.560 excuses to brush it

01:25:58.660 off she managed to

01:26:00.380 fall asleep again but

01:26:01.280 only to be woken up a

01:26:02.380 third time but the

01:26:03.280 third time she wasn't

01:26:04.500 woken wasn't because of

01:26:06.360 a chill that's i'm just

01:26:07.460 reading what they wrote

01:26:08.080 okay but the third time

01:26:09.580 she was woken and he's

01:26:11.420 trying to say but it

01:26:12.200 wasn't because of a

01:26:13.260 chill right right she

01:26:14.560 says she thought she

01:26:15.720 felt someone what is he

01:26:17.240 looking at i don't know

01:26:18.340 touching her all right

01:26:20.480 well she's sleeping with 1.00

01:26:21.240 dad dad yeah dad's

01:26:22.620 getting a little handsy

01:26:24.380 oh this is actually so

01:26:25.420 this is what nathaniel

01:26:26.320 gillis focuses on but it

01:26:27.760 was a voice that fully

01:26:29.040 woke her no yeah no it's

01:26:30.980 like well succubus

01:26:32.240 incubus kind of yeah

01:26:33.540 which is which can get

01:26:34.580 really weird yep that's

01:26:36.000 when you get into

01:26:36.540 fornication different kind

01:26:38.300 of weird sexual sin and

01:26:39.480 it happens like sometimes

01:26:40.560 in a sneaky way but

01:26:41.600 ultimately you have to

01:26:42.580 consent i don't like i

01:26:44.260 don't like that stuff at

01:26:45.080 all here's the weird

01:26:45.760 dream from last night

01:26:46.520 with an alien or with a

01:26:47.620 ghost or with a demon

01:26:48.520 what's the difference

01:26:49.240 here's the dream from

01:26:49.920 last night ready no

01:26:50.840 but i'm just saying

01:26:51.440 you're not talking

01:26:51.860 about they start

01:26:52.320 fornicating with uh or

01:26:53.760 having adultery with

01:26:55.240 another person and

01:26:56.280 you're saying like in

01:26:57.200 the room and they start

01:26:58.300 boning a well what is

01:26:59.500 fornication is used only

01:27:01.600 specifically when there

01:27:02.700 is a sexual sin a

01:27:04.540 sexual type of sin with

01:27:06.400 a human and uh some

01:27:07.920 sort of entity or

01:27:09.320 elohim or no 0.93

01:27:10.120 fornication can just be

01:27:11.360 sex before marriage 0.53

01:27:12.420 well we have ed

01:27:13.200 mabry on tomorrow but

01:27:14.580 no sex he said he's he

01:27:16.480 says specifically

01:27:17.200 fornication the direct

01:27:18.740 translation is a

01:27:20.080 spiritual sexual sin

01:27:21.260 and then when you're

01:27:22.900 doing like sex before

01:27:23.680 marriage or uh infidelity

01:27:25.060 things like that that's

01:27:26.420 classified differently in

01:27:27.360 the hebrew so we'd have

01:27:28.460 to ask him and talk to

01:27:29.280 him about it but he says

01:27:29.740 i only know it from the

01:27:30.620 greek so i i don't know

01:27:31.880 but like when uh because

01:27:33.260 it's a weird thing in

01:27:34.140 acts when they say

01:27:35.060 no oh gator what up

01:27:37.180 gator yeah there's no

01:27:38.060 reason to have that

01:27:38.740 it's a beaver uh where

01:27:40.780 it says like um you

01:27:41.960 know they're trying to

01:27:42.640 determine like what is

01:27:43.640 the bare minimum if

01:27:44.580 people are going to be

01:27:45.420 uh part of the body of

01:27:46.920 christ and they're

01:27:47.540 like you can't eat

01:27:48.120 anything offered to

01:27:48.820 idols you can't eat

01:27:50.340 anything that's been

01:27:50.900 strangled you can't drink

01:27:52.280 blood which i had some

01:27:54.520 weird conversations with

01:27:55.480 some homies out here

01:27:56.100 before they call it like

01:27:57.640 adrenochrome or something

01:27:58.860 where people are like

01:27:59.720 drinking the blood or

01:28:00.640 that's not a thing so so

01:28:01.640 two thousand years ago

01:28:02.480 they said you can't drink

01:28:03.260 the blood and these guys

01:28:04.080 were all over it like

01:28:04.960 yeah there's a reason

01:28:05.660 and the other one is you

01:28:06.640 can't commit fornication

01:28:07.760 so i've always understood

01:28:08.740 that to be just sex

01:28:10.000 outside of marriage no

01:28:11.460 you're saying that you

01:28:12.780 can't you can have sex 0.85

01:28:13.980 outside of marriage you

01:28:14.820 just can't have sex with

01:28:15.540 an alien no you can't

01:28:16.840 you can't do that

01:28:17.600 either but i'm saying

01:28:18.620 that these are two

01:28:19.200 separate things so you

01:28:21.020 just you just listed

01:28:21.960 pretty much all of

01:28:22.900 these like uh spiritual

01:28:24.640 sins drinking blood um

01:28:27.240 eating something that

01:28:28.500 was strangled

01:28:29.400 that's interesting yeah

01:28:30.320 yeah bizarre uh

01:28:31.860 cannibalism is probably

01:28:32.780 in there as well

01:28:33.580 anything offered to

01:28:34.980 idols well yeah so now

01:28:36.760 you're dealing in like

01:28:37.580 this spiritual thing so

01:28:38.480 the fornication that

01:28:39.360 that's just all that's

01:28:40.180 what i'm getting at when

01:28:41.320 you get these like night

01:28:42.200 visits okay the idea of

01:28:43.760 the incubus or the

01:28:44.600 succubus they're trying 0.53

01:28:46.100 to bone yeah i mean

01:28:47.820 there it sounds like

01:28:48.680 nephilim nephilim

01:28:49.580 stuff like where you're

01:28:50.440 trying they're trying to

01:28:51.520 like procreate in a way

01:28:52.640 and then you get into

01:28:53.400 satanic ritual abuse

01:28:54.620 this is the same idea

01:28:55.960 they're summoning

01:28:56.920 entities into themselves

01:28:58.540 doing stuff to the

01:28:59.880 woman to implant them 1.00

01:29:00.940 with a seed that's like

01:29:01.980 divine spiritual it's it

01:29:03.260 gets really weird man

01:29:04.500 but it's all in this uh

01:29:05.820 what would you call it

01:29:07.280 like it's almost like

01:29:07.920 necrophilia sometimes they

01:29:09.120 do this the incubus

01:29:10.840 succubus thing yeah i i

01:29:12.840 even i i don't know i

01:29:13.980 i was i'm sorry i've

01:29:14.720 just been distracted

01:29:15.400 because it looks like

01:29:16.300 my wife is in the chat

01:29:17.040 saying she threw out all

01:29:17.780 the hot dogs which is

01:29:18.880 like what the no i don't

01:29:21.280 get i don't even know

01:29:22.000 why that would happen

01:29:22.680 that has to be somebody

01:29:24.000 pretending to be my wife 0.98

01:29:24.900 because my wife doesn't 1.00

01:29:25.540 do that she would never

01:29:26.580 do that or else okay

01:29:28.020 let's keep going she

01:29:28.760 gets up she closed the

01:29:29.780 window this time was

01:29:30.860 because of a chill she

01:29:31.960 says she thought she

01:29:33.220 felt someone touching

01:29:35.200 her but it was a voice

01:29:37.040 that fully woke her it was

01:29:38.760 muffled do the thing you

01:29:41.520 do when you do chuck's 0.95

01:29:42.160 voice yeah it was like

01:29:44.560 that it was muffled and

01:29:46.260 she couldn't make out

01:29:47.120 any words but she heard

01:29:49.620 the hum of a woman's

01:29:50.920 muffled voice i have a

01:29:52.360 iced coffee i told you

01:29:54.140 about the story with my

01:29:54.840 mom right when she's my

01:29:56.440 mom when she's uh she

01:29:58.320 sees my grandmother and

01:30:00.500 it like she had a dream

01:30:01.660 she's in the old house my

01:30:02.500 grandmother comes up the

01:30:03.300 stairs and she's on the 1.00

01:30:03.980 computer right there and

01:30:05.200 she approaches her and

01:30:06.780 she's mumbling oh yeah

01:30:09.080 yeah yeah like uh saying

01:30:10.620 something and she's

01:30:11.800 crying she's like i feel

01:30:12.700 the love coming off of

01:30:13.620 her it was grandma and

01:30:15.200 then when she gets close

01:30:16.500 and she gives her a hug

01:30:17.200 she says she's muffled

01:30:18.260 mumbling uh in tongues

01:30:20.340 what she described as

01:30:21.360 tongues which is bizarre

01:30:22.680 oh here's your hot dogs

01:30:23.540 she didn't throw that 0.87

01:30:24.480 oh there we go thank god

01:30:25.320 i got a little bit

01:30:26.520 worried i'm not gonna

01:30:27.120 lie i just couldn't figure

01:30:27.980 out because i bought the

01:30:29.220 quarter pound hot dogs

01:30:30.780 all beef from sam's club

01:30:32.200 um and i was like you

01:30:33.580 threw those out

01:30:34.240 if they went bad bro

01:30:37.120 like they didn't go bad

01:30:38.220 i got them the wife 0.97

01:30:39.060 opens a thing of eggs

01:30:41.080 or a thing of meat and

01:30:42.020 the bad smells coming

01:30:42.980 out dude they're gone

01:30:43.720 they're literally not

01:30:44.540 there long enough to go

01:30:45.380 bad that's not happening

01:30:46.720 anyway yeah the the idea

01:30:48.340 of the mumbling the

01:30:49.500 mumbled talk in what my

01:30:51.340 mom described as tongues

01:30:52.320 and i was like i don't

01:30:52.980 have the heart to tell

01:30:53.600 you that's not grandma

01:30:54.380 and you need to stay

01:30:55.900 uh no i think you can

01:30:57.580 have communication uh

01:30:59.500 with the dead no okay

01:31:02.180 never mind i'm not gonna

01:31:03.100 go there with you well

01:31:03.740 i mean you're gonna

01:31:04.160 talk about samuel

01:31:04.940 right no but i like

01:31:07.500 where you're going with

01:31:08.080 that when god called

01:31:08.840 out to him three times

01:31:09.840 he kept going to eli

01:31:10.860 and eli the third time

01:31:11.980 he's like bro it's not

01:31:12.900 it's not me it's just

01:31:14.460 i'm like a spiritual

01:31:15.380 father to you that's why

01:31:16.540 god's voice sounds like

01:31:17.760 my voice it's not me

01:31:18.900 calling you oh no i'm

01:31:19.920 talking about samuel

01:31:20.900 coming to saul when the

01:31:22.600 witch of endor which

01:31:23.500 of endor i wasn't gonna

01:31:24.820 bring up that either i'm

01:31:26.040 just saying that like if

01:31:26.720 you have loved ones that

01:31:27.660 have passed away in

01:31:28.480 christ sometimes there

01:31:30.020 can be some powerful

01:31:31.020 dream that they you know

01:31:33.160 that's some like message

01:31:34.360 yeah but i don't i'm not

01:31:35.460 saying you're necessarily

01:31:36.060 physically communicating

01:31:37.360 with them i'm not saying

01:31:38.740 you're like in the realm

01:31:40.000 of the den partaking of

01:31:41.200 necromancy if you will

01:31:42.260 i'm not saying that but

01:31:43.480 that somehow there's a

01:31:44.620 way for that if if they

01:31:46.120 live in the spirit realm

01:31:47.160 and and you live in the

01:31:49.620 spirit realm to a certain

01:31:50.400 extent as well because

01:31:51.320 you're in christ somehow

01:31:52.900 there can you can get to a

01:31:54.240 place where there is some

01:31:55.200 kind of discussion maybe i

01:31:58.740 had a weird dream last

01:31:59.580 night where i was with

01:32:00.520 my my aunt and i was

01:32:03.220 like on my way we were

01:32:05.360 supposed to like uncover

01:32:06.280 the mystery of my

01:32:07.040 grandmother and uh i i was

01:32:10.840 made aware that i was

01:32:11.680 supposed to be honored in a

01:32:12.720 ceremony and but when it

01:32:16.660 came to pass just reminds

01:32:17.860 you when they're gonna

01:32:18.440 honor the guy in the

01:32:19.340 ceremony in the cartoon but

01:32:20.560 they're really taking him to

01:32:21.480 like boil him to eat it's

01:32:22.880 kind of like that not kind

01:32:24.880 of like that but like i i

01:32:26.660 wasn't supposed to be

01:32:27.520 made aware so i was

01:32:28.780 supposed to when the

01:32:29.360 ceremony happened pretend

01:32:30.340 that i wasn't aware that

01:32:31.180 it was going to happen

01:32:31.860 and i felt really guilty

01:32:34.720 so that ceremony by the

01:32:36.020 way is me laying in a bed

01:32:37.140 and like this woman comes

01:32:38.280 in and she's the 0.97

01:32:40.280 facilitator of whatever the

01:32:42.100 ceremony is and she says

01:32:43.780 something to me i don't

01:32:44.540 remember what the

01:32:44.880 something is it doesn't

01:32:45.580 matter but i feel guilty

01:32:46.560 because i'm like i'm lying

01:32:47.480 to this bitch like i knew 1.00

01:32:48.760 this was going to happen

01:32:49.560 so she turns this is weird

01:32:51.800 she turns to walk away and 1.00

01:32:53.760 as she's walking away

01:32:54.600 behind her back she's

01:32:55.640 holding an image a framed

01:32:57.060 image of christ that's

01:32:58.400 facing me and she passes

01:33:00.640 through the doorway to

01:33:02.040 leave this room that i'm

01:33:03.060 in after like i kind of

01:33:04.940 made the ceremony stop

01:33:06.220 because i was like now

01:33:07.120 this is i'm not being

01:33:07.980 honest like i know that

01:33:09.540 this is going to happen

01:33:10.120 and all of a sudden

01:33:11.040 christ's face turns into a

01:33:12.660 totally different face in

01:33:13.760 this little framed image

01:33:14.940 um and it's pale and it's

01:33:18.200 round and bald and horrified

01:33:20.040 looking yeah with its mouth

01:33:21.240 agape and uh counterfeit

01:33:23.200 yeah yeah no i've seen

01:33:24.660 that before there's

01:33:25.360 like a counterfeit christ

01:33:26.640 and initially you're not

01:33:28.140 sure but you don't have

01:33:29.000 this feeling of like warm

01:33:30.280 and fuzzy and then boom

01:33:31.620 it's something else yeah

01:33:32.420 she was weird too because

01:33:33.440 even though she wasn't

01:33:34.500 imposing her hair was 0.99

01:33:36.520 like in front of her face

01:33:37.800 you're just saying that

01:33:38.500 because me and raven said

01:33:39.320 that i've had that dream

01:33:40.200 i said this oh yeah

01:33:41.100 you're actively working on

01:33:42.740 the next ai picture of me

01:33:44.120 to go up there dude and

01:33:45.020 you're dude what is this

01:33:47.100 you clearly didn't have

01:33:48.800 that dream you're just

01:33:49.500 trying to be like oh yeah

01:33:50.160 yeah i did you're just

01:33:50.980 trying to get me off the

01:33:51.640 track of what you know i

01:33:52.300 know that dream i know

01:33:53.080 that dream where he's

01:33:53.640 coming in on the donkey

01:33:54.460 yeah yeah through the

01:33:56.160 gates okay out of here

01:33:57.220 the gates walking there

01:33:58.040 throwing down the palms

01:33:58.760 that's the dream that i

01:33:59.380 had i seen him and i was

01:34:00.860 like that ain't him that

01:34:02.260 ain't it and he looked at

01:34:03.420 me he was like don't

01:34:04.460 say don't say nothing

01:34:05.220 don't tell nobody it

01:34:06.380 ain't me show nox is

01:34:07.660 brand new i mean not

01:34:08.740 brand new it's just a

01:34:09.580 newer product but i'm an

01:34:10.460 og it was always ardex i

01:34:11.860 mean there was one of

01:34:12.700 those two words dude there

01:34:14.200 was my pay uh floor

01:34:15.400 patches too but

01:34:16.480 always the crush back black

01:34:18.640 matt

01:34:18.860 okay where are we at

01:34:20.880 here g mom's backdoor

01:34:22.580 story

01:34:23.040 oh wait a second what

01:34:25.280 oh yeah you gonna tell

01:34:26.600 us about your grandma's

01:34:27.640 backdoor story this is

01:34:29.380 this is good stuff getting

01:34:30.720 blacked up wait wait

01:34:32.340 wait grandma do back 1.00

01:34:33.360 doors no hold on i wasn't

01:34:34.520 done with this one damn 0.88

01:34:35.980 dude well dude it went

01:34:36.800 from the next page i

01:34:37.760 didn't know there's 13

01:34:38.480 pages i told you

01:34:39.400 she sat up and looked in

01:34:43.300 the darkness of the room

01:34:44.260 and she said she's not

01:34:45.280 sure if it was her eyes

01:34:46.420 adjusting to the darkness

01:34:47.640 or if this thing

01:34:49.220 materialized right in

01:34:50.320 front of her but there

01:34:51.460 was a little girl in a

01:34:52.640 white dress or night

01:34:53.780 gown there you go

01:34:54.620 terrifying classic the

01:34:56.020 image became more clear

01:34:57.360 the longer she stared at

01:34:58.660 it that typically isn't

01:35:01.260 how that works typically

01:35:02.680 it fades away the worst

01:35:04.460 part was that the face of

01:35:05.940 this girl was empty it was 0.98

01:35:09.260 just pale skin no eyes no

01:35:12.220 nose no mouth my mom

01:35:15.400 never went in the basement

01:35:16.860 again i want to clarify

01:35:18.920 for the chat i noticed

01:35:19.940 there's been confusion for

01:35:20.960 a long time the grandma

01:35:22.500 who was abducted is not

01:35:24.640 the black grandma those 0.93

01:35:26.040 are two separate things

01:35:27.060 entirely black grandma is 0.82

01:35:28.520 just you know a fun black

01:35:30.380 slave grandma and also

01:35:32.820 like i guess would

01:35:33.800 technically be my great or

01:35:35.240 great great grandma um

01:35:36.960 this is grandma on the

01:35:38.020 other side of the family

01:35:38.720 who's not black i just

01:35:41.640 wanted to clear that up

01:35:42.480 for them please continue

01:35:43.240 reading yeah the one you

01:35:44.100 put in front of my face and

01:35:45.080 it looked like jocko that's

01:35:46.200 black grandma yeah oh that

01:35:48.220 was good g mom's backdoor

01:35:49.680 story a little hgtv it's not

01:35:51.940 too bad though okay when you

01:35:53.900 walk into the front door of

01:35:55.320 the house first there's a

01:35:56.500 small foyer with a bathroom

01:35:57.700 okay here we go oh sorry

01:36:01.160 you're getting some emails

01:36:02.000 then you turn left looking at

01:36:04.080 my email into the living room

01:36:05.300 from the living room it's a

01:36:06.880 straight run through the

01:36:07.660 dining room through the

01:36:08.680 kitchen into the pantry which

01:36:10.400 leads to the basement okay

01:36:12.560 okay okay okay then off the

01:36:14.280 side of the kitchen is a den

01:36:15.560 oh tile man come on that's

01:36:19.160 cool that should be on the

01:36:19.960 floor here i'd buy that i

01:36:21.100 like that dude i will never

01:36:23.160 be accused of like going off

01:36:24.820 track in a show ever again

01:36:26.200 you guys are like so serious

01:36:27.700 about it you're like matt you

01:36:29.200 got to start paying attention

01:36:30.100 there's 13 pages to this keep

01:36:32.040 reading yeah he's making memes

01:36:33.420 of me like left and right what

01:36:34.540 if we did that in the floor

01:36:35.500 technically these aren't me

01:36:36.800 maybe in the bathroom it

01:36:38.340 wouldn't be cool i know but

01:36:39.340 there's memes that like my

01:36:40.880 family yeah i'm like on

01:36:43.020 vacation with them i didn't

01:36:44.840 know that they're knowing

01:36:46.000 this and they're like yeah

01:36:47.240 man i see all these pictures

01:36:48.540 of your face this guy top

01:36:50.000 lobster and he's in like

01:36:51.600 fights with people but there's

01:36:53.300 people in the chat there's all

01:36:54.520 these pictures of your face i

01:36:55.880 was like wait you guys have

01:36:56.760 seen that yeah can you pay

01:36:59.080 attention to the story and i

01:37:00.720 just feel like you're doing the

01:37:01.600 same thing now i want to hear

01:37:02.920 about grandma's back door all

01:37:04.040 right g mom's back door

01:37:05.100 stuff one day before i was

01:37:07.960 born my g mom was sitting in

01:37:09.440 the living room from her seat

01:37:11.420 she could see all the way

01:37:12.480 through to the pantry stop

01:37:13.840 looking at the tv the pond

01:37:15.040 three the back door of the

01:37:17.460 house was in the pantry

01:37:18.560 that's weird the back door of

01:37:22.120 the house was in the pantry and

01:37:23.720 the stairs to the basement were

01:37:25.080 in the pantry nothing sketch

01:37:27.020 with that pantry so she hears a

01:37:29.700 small bump okay no big deal

01:37:32.960 looks back to the pantry

01:37:34.400 still reasonable okay and sees

01:37:38.360 a man in a red and black

01:37:39.480 flannel

01:37:39.940 walk from the back door through

01:37:46.000 the pantry and into the

01:37:47.400 basement or that's what appeared

01:37:49.160 to happen anyway so she assumed

01:37:51.420 it was my dad less than 60

01:37:53.640 seconds after seeing this my dad

01:37:55.380 walks in the front door with a

01:37:56.820 white t on damn whatever was in

01:37:59.160 the pantry it wasn't him i don't

01:38:02.300 know what happened but for some

01:38:03.680 reason i imagined that all with

01:38:05.260 black characters and i and i just

01:38:06.760 had to check myself and be like

01:38:07.640 why why am i why do i think

01:38:09.040 they're black and um and i'm not

01:38:11.100 sure like grandma was black the

01:38:13.000 guy in the flannel was black

01:38:14.020 yeah and it wasn't until like the

01:38:15.860 story was almost over where i was

01:38:17.060 like wait a second well i don't

01:38:18.200 think these are black people 1.00

01:38:18.960 hmm strange can you read can you

01:38:22.520 read the next story we have 13

01:38:23.560 more pages

01:38:24.000 no i just want to be clear to the

01:38:26.500 chat i'm not checking the chat

01:38:28.120 what's happening is tops just

01:38:30.340 blowing up all these different

01:38:31.640 pictures of me the same way he did

01:38:33.180 with albarino and like different

01:38:34.520 scenarios and different scenes

01:38:36.180 oh you almost had it i don't know

01:38:40.000 what that means these aren't funny

01:38:41.000 that's not funny at all hey dude

01:38:43.000 you guys wait i'm gonna figure out

01:38:44.600 ai you guys are gonna be toast i

01:38:46.080 don't know what you mean edward's

01:38:47.720 gizzard hands my parents split when i

01:38:50.160 was three i say skizzers besides the

01:38:52.880 dead people hey man you ever say

01:38:53.920 keftchop

01:38:54.440 okay just checking if you use the same

01:38:57.080 words i use besides the dead people

01:38:59.420 hanging from the tree and the ghost

01:39:00.980 coming out of the attic window the

01:39:02.200 next memory i have is when i was

01:39:03.500 about nine years old this just would

01:39:05.160 be wild if you were at a party one

01:39:06.640 time like bro what's up how you been

01:39:08.140 he's like yeah man my parents split

01:39:09.320 when i was three besides that man the

01:39:10.880 dead people hanging from the tree and

01:39:12.220 the ghost coming out of the attic

01:39:13.300 window

01:39:13.660 yeah next thing i would happen was i was

01:39:15.860 nine years old my mom and dad bought

01:39:18.240 a huge old courthouse

01:39:19.400 what can you live in a normal place

01:39:21.980 what yeah why can't they just live in a

01:39:23.620 house dude they bought a huge old

01:39:25.480 courthouse from the 1800s in the same

01:39:27.340 town as my dad's grandparents haunted

01:39:29.000 house i love the style of these people

01:39:31.120 yeah it's like they love this they want

01:39:33.280 this it was four stories high and had a

01:39:36.560 duplex attached to the back the plan was

01:39:38.880 to fix it up into an apartment as big as

01:39:40.880 hell

01:39:41.140 building with seven units it was about

01:39:45.440 this time my weird sightings started

01:39:47.360 becoming weird

01:39:48.180 interaction oh shit we haven't we're 0.76

01:39:51.460 talking about nocturnal releases a few

01:39:53.540 reoccurring dreams and one reoccurring

01:39:56.020 character

01:39:56.620 a hat man of sorts

01:39:58.480 i know what you're typing dude i know

01:40:01.060 exactly what you're doing typing right now

01:40:02.740 can you just focus on the story

01:40:04.040 it's just very disingenuous to act like

01:40:06.740 we're on the show together and you're

01:40:08.200 spending the entire time making stuff

01:40:10.060 oh he's so old that makes me sad

01:40:13.360 guarantee though i could still i'd still

01:40:15.200 have a six-pack i could still do pull-ups

01:40:16.800 probably you hate that you hate that i

01:40:19.920 stay in shape i don't know why usually

01:40:21.540 guys like yeah bro right on man keep it

01:40:23.400 up you're like oh i don't like that

01:40:24.780 you need some more hot dogs and ice cream

01:40:26.920 hey 14 more pages let's go

01:40:28.360 my hat man always had scissor hands

01:40:31.440 that's weird right that's different

01:40:34.740 hmm but now that i think back on it maybe

01:40:37.760 they were just long fingers

01:40:39.400 oh so they were never skizzers

01:40:43.220 there's a little bit of a difference

01:40:44.680 between long fingers and scissor hands well

01:40:46.400 i mean when you're looking at a silhouette

01:40:47.760 it always had stop looking at the

01:40:51.360 stop it stop it you gotta focus

01:40:53.020 it doesn't matter you have a job to do

01:40:55.360 and it's i know but i just want him to

01:40:56.760 know that i know exactly what he's doing

01:40:58.300 and i'm saying it before he does it he

01:40:59.680 knows you know we know you gotta focus

01:41:02.440 man wait until i figure out how to type

01:41:05.740 wait until i figure out how to use this

01:41:07.260 thousand dollar macbook i bought

01:41:08.660 and i bought it two months ago and i

01:41:12.120 haven't used it at all this is the most

01:41:13.840 fun i've had in a while can you do the

01:41:15.660 thing i'm not shocked by that well you

01:41:17.320 guys threw me off the show for a while

01:41:18.740 and i feel like your shows weren't as

01:41:19.980 fun without me let's just be honest

01:41:21.840 about it you get interrupted a lot when

01:41:23.120 you read

01:41:23.420 why don't you go ahead and come clean

01:41:25.000 top you didn't like it as much when i'm

01:41:26.720 out oh shit that's not me so i don't 0.92

01:41:28.740 care that's just alien

01:41:29.720 oh man that's just alien that's what you

01:41:32.280 would look like if you was alien

01:41:33.520 come on no that's a mythological

01:41:36.180 creature bro it's not a myth

01:41:37.560 i mean i'm not saying mythological

01:41:40.880 creatures don't exist i'm just saying

01:41:42.240 it's a mythological the implications

01:41:44.060 of the word myth

01:41:45.020 no myths are end up being very let's

01:41:49.160 just move on

01:41:49.580 but now that i think back on it maybe

01:41:52.800 they were just long fingers

01:41:53.780 it always had long arms and long legs

01:41:55.900 very tall

01:41:56.940 similar to mason and most times it just

01:41:59.480 sounds like a tall gray proportionately

01:42:01.380 huge head

01:42:02.220 yep sounds like a tall gray really

01:42:03.620 say similar to me called it a hat man

01:42:05.200 dude you're getting blacked up by a 0.77

01:42:06.400 tall gray

01:42:06.900 learn your encrypted things

01:42:08.720 sometimes a hat and sometimes just

01:42:12.320 messy hair like top

01:42:13.500 okay it had a hat i don't think he said

01:42:17.260 that i think he's just being mean

01:42:18.420 sometimes a hat sometimes just messy

01:42:20.920 hair like edward scissorhands like you 0.71

01:42:22.380 guys do kind of have the same vibes you

01:42:23.720 do now that i think about it

01:42:25.120 other than not the scissors on the

01:42:26.680 hands you guys do have that same

01:42:28.180 creepy vibe

01:42:28.920 mine is the key feature of scissors on 0.60

01:42:31.420 hands i don't know the hair and like

01:42:32.780 the face though

01:42:33.740 oh yeah it's kind of that's an over

01:42:35.340 this is an overrated movie i'm gonna

01:42:36.920 go ahead and say that right now

01:42:37.820 edward scissorhands

01:42:38.860 it kind of is fucking stuff that

01:42:40.340 nightmares are made of no they got

01:42:41.880 everybody to watch that it sucks

01:42:43.360 dude it's not it's not like a scary

01:42:44.900 thing at all it's like uh he's kind of

01:42:47.000 when's the last time you watched it

01:42:48.420 it's uh well i was a child and i wasn't

01:42:50.040 scared how do you remember like all of

01:42:51.740 this this much later because i remember

01:42:54.080 a lot from my childhood whoa dude

01:42:56.100 looking great maybe i was wrong

01:42:57.480 okay that i'm fine with that i guess

01:43:01.340 whatever like you guys want to do

01:43:02.700 pictures go ahead

01:43:03.720 that's kind of cool

01:43:06.340 oh yeah let's do some more that's

01:43:09.620 no problem yeah but edward scissorhands

01:43:11.420 even bad christian not scary it's a

01:43:13.400 gay movie is what he says whoa dude

01:43:15.380 no don't pull his nipples out on the 0.82

01:43:16.940 show for 80 come on dude all right

01:43:18.700 that's enough don't do the nipples 1.00

01:43:19.900 you get better at working out and

01:43:21.380 eating right the older you get i don't

01:43:22.660 know who's made this myth that like

01:43:24.020 oh you get old you get a dad bod you 0.52

01:43:25.880 just get a chubby belly it's like no

01:43:27.660 no no if you don't stay on the game

01:43:28.960 you do but if you stay on the game

01:43:30.860 you get better at it just like

01:43:32.080 everything else i think why are you

01:43:33.960 typing like there's nothing to type

01:43:35.360 right now i don't understand what you're

01:43:36.540 typing in you know we're doing a show

01:43:38.240 you're supposed to be on the age in the

01:43:39.540 show you're out of the show can you keep

01:43:41.440 reading the thing all listeners have

01:43:43.020 like nothing to do with you on the show

01:43:44.800 this is a 23 page story and you're you've

01:43:47.260 literally not even broken this we're an

01:43:48.700 hour and 43 and we got to end soon we

01:43:51.060 wrapping up okay no no you got to read

01:43:52.760 do you want me to rest the story no are

01:43:54.440 you a baby reading no i like reading

01:43:55.940 put the baby picture go go go um but i

01:43:59.380 don't like there's certain movements he's

01:44:01.380 doing where he's going to the next

01:44:02.760 picture dude i just know that he's

01:44:04.340 producing he's producing the show

01:44:05.540 look at all these buttons you don't

01:44:07.460 even know what they do

01:44:08.180 i'm so sorry it would start as a shadow

01:44:13.240 stretching from the ground

01:44:14.500 up the wall then the shadow would just

01:44:17.380 move out of the wall

01:44:18.500 and into the room with me that's crazy i

01:44:20.980 can't remember if the dreams came first

01:44:22.800 or the waking encounters

01:44:24.660 but i saw this shadow guy in both and

01:44:28.280 they started to blend together

01:44:29.640 more specifically

01:44:31.160 thanks beat up don't read that no i knew

01:44:34.760 when i was awake but sometimes i would

01:44:36.720 forget i was dreaming if that makes

01:44:38.640 sense okay

01:44:39.340 you just did a hum like you're

01:44:42.460 listening to the story

01:44:43.380 dude no he's he's producing and he's

01:44:45.460 locked in i knew when i was awake but

01:44:47.160 sometimes i'd forget when i was dreaming

01:44:48.580 if that makes sense my dreams started

01:44:50.140 becoming very real and detailed same

01:44:52.260 that's a funny thing when people say

01:44:53.600 you dream in color you're like bro i

01:44:55.480 dream like it's like like it's just

01:44:57.240 like this i had a very silly dream like

01:44:59.220 everything is exactly the same i had a

01:45:01.300 dream that was interesting you know how

01:45:02.360 ai used to make the videos and they

01:45:03.860 were like incoherent and chaotic you had a

01:45:05.760 dream a couple of days ago i had this

01:45:08.380 dream that i'm at the beach with some

01:45:09.440 friends i look over into the ocean

01:45:11.120 there's a crab that's like the size of a

01:45:13.100 mountain and then the crab kind of like

01:45:14.420 morphs into some shit and i like look 0.80

01:45:15.820 away and then like the scenes it was

01:45:17.140 like all like ai chaos

01:45:18.920 do you think it was pointing to stds

01:45:21.720 because sometimes it is stuff like that

01:45:24.160 like sometimes a chick is being chased by

01:45:25.680 like a bottle of listerine

01:45:26.840 it's like he got bad breath you know

01:45:29.000 sometimes there's like a crab in the

01:45:30.500 thing sometimes you got crabs i'm just

01:45:33.600 saying i don't know what your personal

01:45:34.820 life is like i'm not trying to be ugly

01:45:36.500 or anything but you never know like

01:45:38.060 what's yeah i don't know what happened

01:45:39.380 to elijah

01:45:39.860 who knows we don't talk about that on

01:45:42.220 the show god we don't god bless elijah

01:45:43.720 and his hyrum of

01:45:44.880 that's right we want to continue to get

01:45:47.700 our paychecks from rift tv so we're not

01:45:49.160 going to mention that stuff yeah

01:45:50.220 god bless is uh which one are we

01:45:52.740 supposed to say israel israelijah

01:45:54.260 god bless elijah not for real though pray

01:45:56.720 for him i feel like you feel bad

01:45:58.220 yeah please guys got problems anyway can you

01:46:01.040 finish that was hard to read i don't even

01:46:02.820 know him but even when i read that i was

01:46:04.380 like damn i read what we don't even know

01:46:05.920 what you're talking about we don't talk

01:46:06.900 about that my dreams started becoming

01:46:08.640 very real and detailed down to smells

01:46:10.840 and taste and touch the first dreams that

01:46:14.260 seemed real were of me in my room

01:46:16.360 watching the shadows okay what's on the

01:46:20.020 tv why are you looking at the tv i know

01:46:21.400 what he's doing dude he's not doing

01:46:22.720 anything then i'd have the same dream

01:46:24.240 but i'd get out of bed and go to the

01:46:26.100 hallway

01:46:26.420 okay okay what happens in there well

01:46:30.520 thinking back on it now i may have

01:46:32.320 started astral projecting this define

01:46:34.800 astral well well he's saying i i think 0.77

01:46:38.360 it was astral projecting because nancy

01:46:40.520 was there

01:46:41.120 okay yeah well she actually spends most

01:46:44.040 of her time in the dreamscape and not

01:46:45.560 the astral does he know what she looks

01:46:47.060 like how does she how do you know it's

01:46:48.360 nancy uh the the tall thing with the 1.00

01:46:50.340 long fingers

01:46:50.980 right nancy oh you know what you guys

01:46:59.160 reminded me i have that nancy t-shirt

01:47:00.660 that i never

01:47:01.240 oh yeah that's right because there

01:47:02.780 noodles

01:47:03.140 there should be noodles there should be

01:47:05.520 noodles

01:47:05.880 she's not even here she's there she's

01:47:08.760 making noodles or some shit

01:47:09.960 she just nancy's house is just 0.85

01:47:12.720 constant

01:47:13.200 oh i remember she said she would have

01:47:15.200 to get ready for work or something

01:47:16.500 like that that's what she said she was

01:47:17.780 like i might have to nancy hero well

01:47:22.540 she could talk if she wants sorry yeah 0.91

01:47:24.440 i was getting ready to work see i was

01:47:27.060 right okay

01:47:27.880 in the dream the guy was new it was

01:47:31.960 weird when he started seeing you in the

01:47:33.360 dreams

01:47:33.680 but i'd get out of bed and go to the

01:47:36.540 hallway thinking back on it now i may

01:47:38.020 have started astral projecting before i

01:47:39.960 intended

01:47:40.400 little kids man

01:47:44.660 little kids i'm literally like in a

01:47:47.980 story that sometimes i'm not even

01:47:49.420 sure if i just didn't make you guys

01:47:50.720 up in my imagination but like these

01:47:52.860 characters in my story were like kids

01:47:55.620 five days ago and then it's like the

01:47:57.840 movie big they were just turning to

01:47:59.140 grown-ups overnight

01:47:59.920 thank you

01:48:01.160 no that's not even funny that's like

01:48:04.520 seven years is there any life path

01:48:06.020 where you end up like that no there

01:48:07.700 isn't i don't think that has too much

01:48:09.000 discipline

01:48:09.480 uh that's like he has like a pastry

01:48:12.080 forest instead

01:48:13.120 also i don't love food that much dude

01:48:17.140 like i don't know i mean i'm super

01:48:18.800 grateful for food but there's people

01:48:20.160 that just like love food 0.99

01:48:21.180 i'm a big fan of it like loves food i

01:48:23.060 got a food problem it's like give me

01:48:24.180 the fuel how much minerals and like

01:48:26.140 what's the vitamin content how's the

01:48:27.800 protein like let's go goes on watching

01:48:29.500 says if i send you guys some comedy

01:48:31.260 artwork to the coffee shop would you

01:48:33.020 open it live on f2 america hell yeah

01:48:34.980 dude

01:48:35.160 goes on watching yeah dude what is it

01:48:38.920 first we love you

01:48:39.980 oh that's true as long as it's not

01:48:41.100 pictures of dicks and boobs and butts 1.00

01:48:42.660 yeah

01:48:43.020 no or matt as a fat guy or matt as an

01:48:46.500 alligator

01:48:46.880 we're definitely gonna open it we'll

01:48:48.680 hang it on the wall

01:48:49.260 honestly if anybody has any any

01:48:51.980 matters

01:48:52.520 we should dedicate like one wall in

01:48:56.860 the whole area to fan artwork yeah

01:48:59.060 that would be rad so if anybody wants

01:49:00.760 to send artwork we'll only draw as

01:49:02.480 much of like the craziest dumb stuff

01:49:04.260 you say that's brilliant drawings of

01:49:05.860 you really are the voice of reason

01:49:07.640 drawings of us like literally i want

01:49:10.360 it to be hand-drawn oh yeah it can't

01:49:12.080 be like dumb shit that doesn't no 0.98

01:49:13.560 drawings of us like the best you could

01:49:15.300 do yeah like that goes on watching

01:49:17.060 and we'll hang them up all next to

01:49:18.820 each other it'll just be like a

01:49:19.780 section for me a section for dave

01:49:21.540 everybody draw matt fat still

01:49:23.460 reserved you are you missed it that

01:49:25.140 one was already up

01:49:25.960 oh a combination of a fat black 1.00

01:49:28.340 blasian female motorcycle racer that's 1.00

01:49:31.220 a particular you didn't see the asian

01:49:32.880 one that we did of you he didn't see

01:49:34.180 a lot of them which is fine yeah we

01:49:36.260 did you as a girl can you finish

01:49:37.560 reading this 32 page story but you

01:49:39.380 guys are getting sidetracked you can

01:49:40.560 see the girl

01:49:41.100 that's nothing to do with me okay not

01:49:44.720 even close

01:49:45.260 then i had the same dream but i get

01:49:47.740 out of the bed and go to the hallway

01:49:48.560 thinking back on it now i may have

01:49:49.660 started astral projecting before i

01:49:51.260 intended

01:49:51.700 what do you mean was there a time where

01:49:53.500 he intended to start astral

01:49:54.780 like nancy nancy intends to invade the 0.98

01:49:57.400 astral realm on a regular basis so i

01:49:59.100 would often dream of sitting up or

01:50:00.740 standing up wherever i was sleeping and

01:50:02.720 watching shadows move around either on

01:50:05.040 the walls or in 3d space as blobs or as

01:50:08.240 humanoids it was a mixed bag if you know 0.98

01:50:10.620 what i'm saying you know i'm saying

01:50:11.740 emerald city dream another recurring

01:50:16.540 dream i had a lot was emerald city from

01:50:19.040 wizard of oz yeah that's weird that's

01:50:20.740 that's a creepy weird one yeah show man

01:50:22.820 especially the old one this dream was

01:50:24.800 set in my g mom's backyard i would walk

01:50:27.360 out the back door i call it the g spot

01:50:29.600 inappropriate i would walk out the

01:50:33.620 back door and over the fence way off in

01:50:36.360 the distance i could see emerald city

01:50:38.400 tall shining green towers idk what it

01:50:41.080 meant but i had that dream almost every

01:50:43.180 night that's weird is this a good idea

01:50:44.920 that the best picture gets a comp

01:50:47.180 tickets a bohemian grove yeah we

01:50:48.740 should do some competition fair because

01:50:50.800 some people are real real artists here

01:50:53.420 dave burns shout out dave burns

01:50:55.320 that doesn't automatically mean the

01:50:56.920 professional is gonna win that's right

01:50:58.140 it should be subjective yeah that's that

01:51:00.400 is true yeah somebody who's not a pro

01:51:01.780 does like a really good picture it's

01:51:03.580 like this was about you don't want to

01:51:04.880 hear this about cocktober same sort of

01:51:06.700 idea it wasn't about like size shape it

01:51:09.500 was about artist presentation presentation

01:51:12.280 presentation and uh and the winner he

01:51:14.820 presented he presented yeah he showed

01:51:17.780 up it's strange because at the same time

01:51:19.840 as it was my the beginning of my love for

01:51:21.380 hot dogs and i've never really drawn

01:51:22.740 that correlation focus stop scrolling

01:51:27.760 through your phone you wanker let's go

01:51:29.400 for you little kids to get back on the

01:51:31.220 show we have a couple more minutes

01:51:32.460 swing set twins dream okay another

01:51:35.800 recurring dream i've had often of twins

01:51:38.760 huh was also set in my g mom's

01:51:40.860 backyard in the g spot it was as if the

01:51:43.620 land of her yard was lifted off the

01:51:45.540 ground and that plot was all the land

01:51:48.380 there was there was a swing set in the

01:51:50.700 yard and twin girls one girl was swinging 0.76

01:51:52.820 and the other stood next to the swing

01:51:54.460 set with an open book in her hands it

01:51:56.980 looked like a strong wind was blowing

01:51:58.520 their hair and the pages of the book that

01:52:01.720 hit you hard dude

01:52:02.780 i was yeah i mean twins are an

01:52:06.500 interesting thing uh are you okay right

01:52:08.640 now what's that oh i get i get like a i'll

01:52:11.320 do like a i have a thing is it okay but i

01:52:13.600 thought maybe it was like no that you've

01:52:15.640 seen that no i get the pilo erection and

01:52:18.180 it makes me spazz a little bit there's

01:52:19.560 nothing wrong with that yeah

01:52:20.560 read the story no i know what he's

01:52:25.380 doing dude who's doing and you guys are

01:52:27.320 like communicating on this too so nobody's

01:52:29.320 communicating you're innocent i'm

01:52:30.680 listening to the story about them on i

01:52:32.520 think the twins are interesting though

01:52:33.780 you think about like the shining

01:52:34.700 wait okay but what is this though uh

01:52:37.840 set my g mom's backyard it was as if the

01:52:39.900 land of her yard was lifted off the

01:52:41.660 ground and that plot was all the land

01:52:44.120 there was okay so he was on an ask

01:52:46.620 island yeah whoa that's what i'm saying

01:52:49.940 isn't that a trippy visual reminds me of

01:52:52.060 uh kingdom hearts reminds me yeah reminds

01:52:54.880 me of a lot so there's so they're they're

01:52:56.280 on a skyland they're up that's all there

01:52:58.340 is and so what you can like hear the air

01:53:00.860 out you can hear the wind you're up in

01:53:02.600 the air like it's like the clouds like

01:53:04.380 and there was a swing set in the yard and

01:53:07.940 twin girls one girl was swinging the other 1.00

01:53:10.200 stood next to swing with an open book in

01:53:12.120 their hands and look like a strong wind

01:53:13.940 because they're up in the sky was

01:53:15.640 blowing their hair in the pages of the

01:53:17.660 book damn you ever see page master no 0.74

01:53:21.600 you've watched a lot of shows and movies

01:53:24.040 you've never seen page master is like an

01:53:25.440 old cartoon kids like in a book land

01:53:28.240 man if it crushes

01:53:31.440 uh shit rj says no sound i don't believe 0.76

01:53:36.720 him

01:53:37.040 ah shit keep reading man we got more

01:53:41.960 story

01:53:42.460 straight bibles on t now it looks like 0.99

01:53:45.060 nancy's here she says she can hear us

01:53:46.560 yeah he's lying

01:53:47.260 qui-gon gin and tonic qui-gon what does

01:53:50.680 it say it says qui-gon gin and tonic

01:53:53.240 oh okay qui-gon i'm just a reader bro

01:53:57.180 nancy you're getting ready for work you

01:53:59.300 have your kimono and are you sharpening

01:54:00.980 your katana i finished all that i'm i'm

01:54:04.000 good okay all right good thank you

01:54:06.720 sometimes the same

01:54:08.440 just read it sometimes the same long

01:54:13.060 arm big head shadow man would be there

01:54:15.120 too

01:54:15.540 dang dang either standing in 3d space or

01:54:19.760 a 2d shadow cast on the ground or some

01:54:22.840 other surface i know you're getting

01:54:25.600 ready to do one nobody's doing nothing

01:54:27.120 i know we're gonna listen to the story

01:54:29.220 mind tricks and astral projection is the

01:54:32.320 title of this oh this is a banger all

01:54:34.400 right we have to yeah we gotta lock

01:54:35.600 lock it let's lock it guys screwing

01:54:37.320 around three locked in we're ready when i

01:54:41.360 was about 10 or 11 i started getting into

01:54:43.380 physics

01:54:43.880 oh shit this dude's fascinating he's

01:54:46.940 almost like the mongolian horse rider

01:54:48.440 right

01:54:48.940 mongorian mongorian archery horse rider i

01:54:52.720 wanted to know what in finger quotes

01:54:54.680 stuff was made of why are you looking at the tv i also learned of something called kabbalah

01:55:01.680 kabbalah this is the drinks you got out there this is the stuff that laura luma does this is why you

01:55:06.600 were you were getting everybody blacked up can you read the story yeah i'm not doing any more of

01:55:10.620 these red flag comments that you guys try to suck i don't even know what that means red flag 0.76

01:55:14.600 comments there's like are you even listening that's not cool man that's a really good one it's not

01:55:21.880 it's not cool man nobody thinks that's funny unless you're like seven

01:55:26.520 okay all right this isn't nice that's good what's wrong with you can you read the story you want me to

01:55:32.320 you just act like a grown up if it's 13 pages i can i'll read some you want me there's no way

01:55:35.760 we're doing 13 pages i'm down if you want all right i feel like you want to oh she's a big

01:55:39.760 easy oh my god this is why you scare me because you're like a long baby you really are a long baby

01:55:45.120 okay uh when i was about 10 or 11 i started getting into physics i wanted to know what stuff

01:55:49.680 was made of i also learned about something called kabbalah connect with the chat which is

01:55:53.840 don't look at the you got to think about the story all right i'm listening kabbalah is the

01:55:56.720 drinks that you got outside in the freezer um after my parents split i grew

01:56:01.840 an unhealthy obsession with my dad he was a ladies man he was intelligent he was fun he was 0.79

01:56:08.240 cultured i wanted to be just like him that's nice right i wish my son said all that cool

01:56:13.440 shit about me except for the ladies man thing although i would like to think that my my wife 1.00

01:56:17.440 thinks i'm a ladies man call you a ladies man is awkward yeah awkward maybe a weird thing to say

01:56:21.680 he would mess around with sigil magic what the

01:56:26.240 and alchemy workings i don't know if i asked him first or if he decided to initiate me on his own

01:56:31.600 but he put me in a coffin and he proceeded to no that didn't happen i'm just playing

01:56:35.840 but around this time in my life he started teaching me different types of meditation

01:56:40.160 okay so this dude this family line has brought this into this yes this is this man has brought

01:56:45.680 iniquity oh this was happening in the house and then one day my dad picked up some magic later on

01:56:51.040 they were asking for this yeah okay it's interesting too because parents split so there's a divorce and

01:56:57.200 there's kabbalah and now you're creating generational iniquity not good homeboy now you're creating

01:57:03.120 this is not good um so i could make minor aches and pains go away i could fall asleep and wake up at

01:57:09.680 the snap of a finger i could control my dreams the dreams became more lucid and i began testing out

01:57:15.760 astral projection you hear that nancy cut it out when i first learned to ask to project i was told to

01:57:21.920 find a medium i was told to find a medium between falling asleep and waking myself up after finding

01:57:30.400 this mental state i envisioned my body as if it were hovering over myself looking down from here i could

01:57:38.160 turn my view and move around as i pleased i could feel myself i could feel the ground i don't like this

01:57:45.760 i could feel the walls and the doors the walls he's reading it like me now he hates when i read

01:57:50.640 it like that but now he's doing it but i could also pass through them if i wanted to

01:57:59.040 i would usually float up my body or float up from my body until i passed through the ceiling

01:58:04.080 and out of the roof and out of the house from there i'd float down the street i'd walk around the block

01:58:09.280 jeez i always wanted to oh i i was always too scared to travel far i never saw any other people

01:58:17.120 or entities but i always felt like i was being watched i'd be up oh that's interesting nancy

01:58:23.840 actually said that she was like uh and those super secret things that she told me and i wasn't supposed

01:58:27.840 to tell anybody else she said she's on the show why didn't you just nancy tell us about the people that

01:58:31.760 watch what you bitch tell us about the people that watch i don't know can you tell us about the astral 1.00

01:58:42.400 realm no all right fine well nancy told me one time she said people watch there's the watchers and

01:58:51.920 then there's the doers well the ones that watch also do but oh a little more to the story come on

01:59:00.400 nancy elaborate a little bit nope come on none of us know anything about that world or like you

01:59:06.400 could really help us out fine nancy keep your secrets man she won't show us our house sometimes 1.00

01:59:14.160 it would look like there were shadows watching me from the houses but i can't confirm that maybe i was

01:59:19.520 just a freaked out kid i like that i kind of like that too that one looks cool all right here we go the

01:59:26.720 red desert and fucko the clown what what all right this is the last one we got to wrap wait wait so

01:59:31.920 that's the end of that one where he was just like floating around my dad figured out how to float

01:59:35.920 around he had to do some shit dude i wonder where this story ends bro it doesn't end it 0.85

01:59:40.320 no i know but ultimately nephilim death squad the red desert and oh this is definitely a guy who's like

01:59:47.440 an nds fan yeah or else i wouldn't have sent it to us imagine imagine like asking the last two

01:59:53.520 submissions to not don't associate with these people like what yeah have you read their submissions

02:00:00.080 do you know how many of these people there are you know how many of these people need christ

02:00:03.920 they're all our audience this one is super crazy it's crazy around the same time that i began

02:00:08.640 experimenting some would say it's like david and his story i mean i got it right here but psalms

02:00:15.200 psalms is in one samuel that's where like all the outcasts joined themselves to david

02:00:19.040 it this is exactly what it's what's happening you want me to read it yeah he's going to read

02:00:26.560 the bible okay well i don't care you can finish the story okay i'm gonna keep going and you can

02:00:30.560 interrupt me when you want to interrupt me you know i don't want to um i want to respect you

02:00:34.080 that's what friends do what was i talking about here okay look at it with the raven beak so around

02:00:38.800 the same time that i began experimenting with the limits of my mind i came up with a game that i used

02:00:44.240 to play with my cousins called hide the pickle nope that i used to play with my cousins and the

02:00:50.560 neighborhood kids i would close my eyes and go hide the pickle dude stop nobody likes that i would close

02:00:58.240 my eyes and go somewhere else a place in my mind that looked like a red desert where multiple entities

02:01:04.880 would either control my body to entertain everyone or they would show me where hidden treasures were

02:01:10.480 that's interesting because a lot of entities are like uh the thing like i don't know if you ever

02:01:14.720 heard of like yogs and the 13 globes um but it's basically like a lovecraftian thing that people

02:01:20.960 speculate is actually a real thing one of their names i think is um umbra which is the same entity as

02:01:28.160 rain man supposedly that that all these rappers are dealing with anywho some of them have like the 13

02:01:34.000 globes i think are just 13 demons and uh some of them are like they're they're useful for for

02:01:38.880 certain things umbra or umbrella or i mean i'm sorry uh uh rain man would be good for fame and

02:01:45.360 money and i think also women there are other ones that are good for like revealing hidden treasures to 1.00

02:01:51.280 you things that are lost but can be found through them so that that's an interesting thing uh but i'll

02:01:55.760 put a pin in it and you can you can you can read go ahead okay that's the end no no it's not the end

02:02:06.320 this okay well this is what you guys are like actually stop it so this is after david uh i'm

02:02:12.480 actually going to get into the story in the next uh straight bible but this is where david has to

02:02:16.080 pretend that he's gone mad like he he's captured it's not captured but he goes into this town he's

02:02:21.600 been running from saul he's just looking for a place to hide so he pretends he's gone mad because

02:02:26.080 this is a nation where he's killed a ton of their soldiers already oh so he's pretending he's gone mad and

02:02:30.720 lost his mind and it said oh he's just faking it dude you're gonna love this story next week but

02:02:36.400 well that's crap you never listen to straight bible that's right um that's not true but uh

02:02:40.560 i haven't listened in a while so david departed from there and escaped to the cave adulem and when

02:02:45.920 his brethren and all his father's house heard it they went down there to him so he's hiding out in

02:02:50.720 this cave he's trying to get away from saul he's just trying to figure out what's he gonna do

02:02:55.760 his family comes there like david you good man how's it going and everyone that was in distress

02:03:02.800 and everyone that was in debt and everyone that was discontented gathered themselves unto him

02:03:11.280 hold on and he became a captain over them and they were with him about 400 men this is just the

02:03:17.200 beginning of like all of the outcasts from society like came and gathered to david it was like the

02:03:23.200 oakland raiders in the 70s like john madden was like i don't care if you're on coke i don't care

02:03:27.440 if you're on steroids like i don't care what all your guys problems are you can come to oakland as

02:03:32.480 long as you can play football hell yeah we're gonna win you know what i'm saying like my dad

02:03:36.240 always told me the raiders are like that yeah you don't like it do you i don't like that one that

02:03:41.760 one's not no it's nasty yeah mine were way worse that's like a nasty yeah they're mad at you that

02:03:47.280 you don't listen to straight bible but i don't blame you dude i get it like as soon as we get away

02:03:51.040 from each other we all need a break i get it it's not like i watch your shows at home so the bottom

02:03:56.160 line is there was all these outcasts that came and joined them they were just like they knew they 0.98

02:04:01.360 didn't fit into society and there was a place where they gathered and so

02:04:08.160 see that's very that's so funny

02:04:10.560 wow that looks just like me got you my boy all right damn nancy you're fired that's funny 1.00

02:04:21.840 all right come on finish the story so that's all i'm saying is just that uh what are you saying

02:04:27.280 that that's what nephilim death squad is like and like people don't get it they're trying to like

02:04:31.040 trash you and say bad things yeah they're like whatever but it's like this gathering place for

02:04:36.880 all those have kind of been kicked out of society man or maybe or maybe even kicked out of the popular

02:04:41.680 podcast group because from what i'm understanding where you guys talk about there's like the popular

02:04:45.200 podcast but then like say that below that no but like below that there's like all this gang of

02:04:51.520 podcasters that are just coming from the heart they're just real ones and it's like all those

02:04:55.040 real ones are kind of like gathering now that's what he told us yesterday he was like he's like

02:04:59.520 he offered me he basically offered me to be in the cool crew and and then he threatened me to kick me

02:05:05.120 out but they already kicked me out yeah they gonna kick me out more you know what i'm saying like

02:05:11.360 that's like the people who gather around david dude and then watch the story as david builds with with

02:05:16.000 that like he builds with that anyway i just thought yeah you guys kind of remind me of that i'm gonna

02:05:22.000 continue okay go ahead uh they would show me where hidden treasures were i found a lot of money

02:05:27.600 you're reading like me now after you mocked me for it i love this i think you're kind of right

02:05:32.000 those are david's mighty men right don't touch it uh well his mighty man was only like 33 dudes it

02:05:36.640 ended up 33 interesting i mean he had three that were like savages badasses yeah one that defended

02:05:43.040 a bean field yeah one that defeated a lion in the snow and it hit there's a there's a bunch of stories

02:05:48.720 about these guys but the mighty men were very specific you have a lion-faced dude of moeb lion

02:05:53.440 lion-headed man in moeb well this is a different story it's a i'm not saying that they didn't do that

02:05:58.000 too i'm just saying there's one story of one of the main three that was in the slate of tiger in

02:06:03.520 a pit in the snow something to that extent which is rad but i don't mean to keep interrupting okay

02:06:10.480 this is a very nice oh that's right yeah how come none of mine could be cool dude well all his are

02:06:15.280 cool that is a good aesthetic though um this reminds me of when schizophrenic people find things because 0.75

02:06:19.680 their voices tell them he goes i found a wad of money stuffed in a mcdonald's cup this way

02:06:24.080 mm-hmm i found a buried gun i found a perfectly fine dirt bike abandoned in the woods wait this

02:06:30.240 entity was guiding him like on a treasure hunt yeah that's nobody's ever said that before that

02:06:34.720 happens it's a common thing in schizophrenics yeah this is not surprising at all yeah yeah

02:06:39.280 they'll show him where like drugs are and has that happened to you matt you ever been told to

02:06:43.360 find some shit you ever find whoops is that no when i was a little kid i did always love a good 0.60

02:06:48.160 treasure oh dude now i'm like racking my brain now that i hear these crazy stories i'm like yeah

02:06:52.480 hey you want to go on a treasure hunt why do you think why do you think people on meth are

02:06:55.280 why'd you make that noise they're always digging and they're seeing holes in their arms trying to

02:06:59.440 find shit you don't want to go on a treasure hunt no i don't want to do that now i do that every morning 0.88

02:07:04.560 4 45. they can do it on zoom if you want to call 4 45. all right i'm not up i don't remember these

02:07:11.200 entities talking to me but i can't rule out mine speak i just remember the visuals of these shadow people

02:07:17.280 uh downloading different locations into my head then i'd go there in real life and i'd find something

02:07:21.760 surprising every time sounds like random nautica too i also saw a lanky big-headed large-eared bible

02:07:29.280 thumping food forest inhabiting brown water merchant no way none of that's real dude i also saw a lanky

02:07:36.480 big-headed shadow man sorry i misread that uh in these red desert trances but he kept his distance

02:07:43.120 and he just stood there again sometimes there was a long shadow cast on the ground i was helpless during

02:07:50.240 these experiences i couldn't decide what went on there i only had power over going there that's

02:07:56.320 interesting and leaving there that kind of scared me so i didn't do it often whatever it was it was

02:08:02.240 much different than astral projection and lucid dreaming that's fascinating so this dude was like

02:08:06.720 what was more scary going to the red desert lands and having the shadow people 1.00

02:08:11.360 blap his brain with location so he can get goodies this is very weird it's very i think we should we

02:08:17.600 should stop it here well it's not over yet but it's gotta be over this story we'll finish at this

02:08:22.480 story and then we'll go to the next one um also 10 pages later i didn't have the language for it at

02:08:27.920 the time but i think i was channeling yeah probably i had the language for it

02:08:31.120 what's that dude i don't like that huge nose ring that's dumb only faggots have nose rings 1.00

02:08:42.240 i like goes on watching more and more man goes on watching is the man yeah

02:08:47.200 very average size ears everybody knows that like literally everybody knows that

02:08:52.880 this is the best show ever um i think i was channeling i did this a few different

02:08:56.800 with a few different entities on separate occasions one entity damn in particular became a regular

02:09:02.240 he would come inside me it was it came off as a timid yet curious and playful child there was also

02:09:10.640 an angry man that would come inside me and a sad woman who would come inside me some kind of military 1.00

02:09:17.600 or policeman that would come inside me and some kind of animalistic tribal entity that would come inside me

02:09:25.440 and it's hard to read it's hard to hear they want to know the chat wants to know um how's he

02:09:36.080 how's he spelling it so that's a lot of cum and then of course the child entity oh as i got older

02:09:46.080 and my friend group changed i stopped doing these trances to myself i was still having lucid dreams

02:09:51.680 playing with astral projection and seeing the same long shadow man but i believe at least one of these

02:09:57.680 things i was channeling stuck around crying when i started hitting my teenage years i had spontaneous

02:10:04.480 moments where i would do ridiculous things break things steal things hurt people hurt myself say

02:10:08.800 things i shouldn't it's people hurt people hurt people hurt people amen it seems normal for a

02:10:14.880 preteen going through puberty but i would black out on these situations and have no memory of it

02:10:20.960 my friends would come in me my friends would encourage it is what he says

02:10:26.640 so so it became an alter ego that i heavily leaned into an alter ego that we named fucko the clown 0.54

02:10:35.360 whoa there's one more paragraph uh i remember one time in particular some kids 16 or 17 old enough

02:10:40.640 to drive tried to get me to steal a keg from a bar i was sitting in the car staring at the bar

02:10:46.800 trying to build up the guts to do this and trying to plan which door or window to go through when i

02:10:51.520 finally opened the car door i leaned out but the guy next to me immediately pulled me back in

02:10:57.280 i realized the car was suddenly moving and i had already stolen three kegs i blacked out the whole thing

02:11:05.680 later in my life i was diagnosed with depression and multiple personality disorder and the psychiatrist

02:11:14.720 came in me that last part was that last part wasn't in there this is fascinating um yeah we're

02:11:22.400 only at page six of 13 so we'll have to pick this up uh tomorrow not tomorrow i don't know the next

02:11:28.480 time we do fucking chronicles which is like who the hell knows i know and i wish you know if matt 0.96

02:11:32.320 wasn't here we would have probably gotten oh we would have gotten through this is no way he just

02:11:35.840 couldn't it's very distracting he can't lock in the images that he kept pulling up of himself well

02:11:40.080 the good news is the raven wanted me on the show today it meant a lot to me matt if i if you had to

02:11:45.600 give like a a rating of how you feel about how today went oh yeah to go from like a rating from

02:11:51.280 like light spirit medium spirit heavy spirit are you are you encouraged like because we just did a

02:11:55.120 show you did a show with the boys and you're like yeah yeah we're chilling like how do you feel

02:11:58.080 you love the boys you love the boys you love the boys this is like a 10 out of 10 dude

02:12:06.240 i hate to say this yeah yeah i hate to say you don't even know what i'm gonna say

02:12:11.120 i hate to say this but like some of the chronicles ones is just like

02:12:15.600 no it's because they're not that cool it's just like these ones are very intriguing

02:12:19.680 crushing look the next one was trash the first one was great too bro the first one was like trash

02:12:24.000 bag man should we should we end it or do we we got to end it but i'm just saying

02:12:26.880 actually when they're good like this it's super intriguing dude dude i'm gonna run through trash

02:12:31.600 bag man because it's really short wait what oh and sometimes i gotta be honest i gotta be honest

02:12:35.360 because just because you asked like if i wasn't working today i mean i worked on the farm all

02:12:38.800 morning i got that chainsaw yeah thanks shout out to the chat things went great with the chainsaw yeah

02:12:44.640 and uh you know i come in i'm ready to go everything's popping i haven't been to the gym yet then

02:12:50.160 you're like popping and ready to do a show if i come on and do a show at four o'clock i've been

02:12:54.160 working all day i'm a little nasty you're a little nasty whiny a little just kind of like 0.89

02:12:58.960 oh man it's the end of the day trash bag man whiny's a good word to use around the year 2000

02:13:04.480 i was 12 or 13 years old my cousin came in me and we were alone in the house he was a smooth

02:13:09.520 gangster type guy and the last person i'd ever expect to talk about ghosts or any woo woo stuff

02:13:14.080 unless he was trolling we were sitting in the living room in the middle of the day he was sitting next

02:13:18.640 to me on the couch to my left then to his left and behind him like seven o'clock it's very specific

02:13:24.480 uh was a doorway into the kitchen and to our direct left nine o'clock was a hallway envision that nine

02:13:32.160 o'clock not three top nine quit watching the chat stop watching the chat i'm trying to figure it out

02:13:37.200 okay left yeah i was watching tv and my cousin was on his laptop it seemed like we both saw something in

02:13:42.400 the left corner of our eyes simultaneously because we both turned our heads at the exact same time

02:13:46.800 coming out of the kitchen doorway in broad daylight only an arm's length away was a big burly trash bag

02:13:55.840 man what's that mean he came in me

02:14:03.680 you didn't say that bro i'm so sorry this was so crazy this is the same guy that started this

02:14:10.480 with that three years old and a bike yeah people hanging in the tree that's all the same guy when

02:14:15.520 when people have an experience their life is usually dotted with experiences that's exactly

02:14:19.520 what i told my cousin my cousin used to see dead people in the streets she lived the one that lived

02:14:24.320 in seagate that's crazy the one that i had just new york though right it's just no it's because she

02:14:28.560 grew up just actual dead people in the street grew up in a house that was like literally haunted

02:14:33.920 and i don't know either her mother was talking to these entities and who knows what happened one

02:14:38.240 thing leads to another she's out in the street seeing these things and like she just blapped up

02:14:42.800 her entire life was that the the chick that i talked to yep yeah yeah she's she's she's got some 1.00

02:14:47.680 she had attached to her um okay so coming out of the kitchen only in arm's length away in broad 1.00

02:14:53.920 daylight is a big burly trash man it wasn't super tall but it was super wide super wide it pretty much

02:14:59.920 took up the whole space of the door frame vertically and horizontally well that's decently tall maybe

02:15:06.160 six feet tall four feet wide damn nephilim nephilim genetics uh it had noticeable arms and legs

02:15:13.840 it was moving its limbs as it walked it either looked like a hunchback or it just had a huge back

02:15:21.040 and shoulders with no neck kind of like a juggernaut from x-men the fuck man it was such a deep dark black 0.92

02:15:27.520 it almost looked like i could see into it as if the darkness had depth to it that sounds just like

02:15:34.720 homeboy's story that we talked to the other day with the muscular evil man yeah shout out dylan dylan um

02:15:42.400 where are we at here boom boom as if the darkness had depth to it this black mass also had a little

02:15:49.360 shine to it that's interesting because he said it was like oil yep i've never seen anything like it

02:15:55.440 so it's hard to make a comparison but my cousin and i came to the conclusion that it kind of looked

02:15:59.360 like a trash bag so we called him trash bag man that's a story that totally betrays like what the

02:16:03.760 hell you saw trash bag man almost seems comedic especially when he comes in you but you're describing

02:16:08.080 something that is you know it's pretty horrifying as it came through the doorway it immediately turned

02:16:15.040 left and walked down the hallway my cousin and i just stared at it frozen in our seats we just watched

02:16:20.720 it move down the hall walk through the closed door at the end of the hall and vanish this thing never

02:16:26.320 acknowledged us the whole encounter probably took less than 30 seconds and we never talked about it

02:16:31.600 again what the fuck many such cases what the beautiful but i will say the language on this episode 0.61

02:16:41.760 is a bit intense unbecoming for christian men many such cases yes 1.00

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Nephilim Death Squad - February 17, 2026

Real Demon & UFO Encounters! ｜ NDS Chronicles

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